GabCast Bellgab.com - 16 September, 2016

Sept. 16, 2016 - GabCast Bellgab.com

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16 September, 2016

16 September, 2016 ---------- On this episode... jaz and RED are reunited in podcasting heaven and are joined by Inglorious Bitch and GabCast virgin whoozit. They discuss the recent changes in BellGab hierarchical thread structure and can't seem to get off the topic of George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh (a.k.a. Falkie2013).

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	This is the Gabcast, a podcast about Belgab.com.
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	That's right, guys.
	It's Gabcast time.
	Welcome to the Gabcast, a podcast about Belgab.com.
	Bellgab.com was a very popular R Bell fan site.
	And maybe one day in the future it still will be.
	Joining me tonight are my co-hosts, The Mud King.
	The Mud King, how are you?
	I'm doing great.
	I can't wait.
	I get to break news that Belgab is now going to be called a forum about thread.
	I thought it was going to be the forum about jazz, but we can discuss that a bit later.
	Also joining me tonight, Inglorious Beach.
	Inglorious Bitch, how are you?
	Oh, good evening.
	That's good.
	Hello.
	And making his Gabcast debut.
	Who's it?
	Who's it?
	How are you?
	Oh, I'm doing great.
	And this is one of those things I can cross off my bucket list.
	Hopefully I won't die right away.
	Well, we've all got that on our bucket list.
	It's a very good thing hosting the Gabcast.
	This guy gets it.
	Yes.
	Famous last words.
	So guys, a lot has been happening in the world of Belgab.
	I'm not sure if you are aware, but we had a bit of a shake-up of the look and the feel of the website.
	What did you think when you went to Belgab this morning or last night?
	I must have missed something because it looks the same to me.
	Well, it does look the same, but things are in different places.
	Mudking?
	Did you notice anything different?
	I noticed a slight difference but not it seems like the fonts and the style had changed a little bit Oh, I think it's a good idea.
	Am I correct?
	Like the font sizes.
	Something different.
	I thought I was imagining it.
	Is it more responsive now too, it looks like?
	Well, it'll work better.
	I think you guys either don't spend enough time on Belgab, or maybe I spend too much time on Belgab because things have changed, as in not necessarily the look and feel.
	I think maybe the fonts did change a little bit, but the order of the threads.
	Remember, there was an Art Bell had his own sub-forum within the forum, and now Art Bell has been relegated to just another podcast host like the rest of us Bellgabbers.
	You are correct.
	I see that now.
	Talk, Talk, Radio on Podcast at the top.
	Mind blown.
	See that I think you maybe do spend a little bit too much time there, Jazz.
	We might want to have an intervention, which ironically is what this episode is all about.
	I knew this was coming.
	Did my wife put you up to this?
	Well, I'm not supposed to talk about who requested this intervention, but go ahead and have a seat right here.
	We've made some coffee if you'd like it.
	There's some cookies.
	We all care about you, Jazz.
	Thank you.
	You're important to me.
	I just want you to know that.
	So within that talk radio on podcasts sub forum, Art Bell and George Nori are now housed in that sub-forum.
	So no longer do they have their own little homes in Belgab.
	And that's a big statement.
	Yeah, how the mighty have fallen.
	Or how the weak have grown.
	However, you want to look at it.
	I am going to take over this website if that's the last thing that I do.
	Either me or Falky, one of us.
	Jazz Gab.
	So who's it?
	What are your thoughts on the big change up at Belgab?
	Well, it kind of took me by surprise.
	I mean, I was a little blinded this morning.
	I went up because there's that awesome quote in the upper right corner.
	Whoever did that was genius.
	But then I did notice the restructuring there, and it freaked me out a little bit.
	I was kind of worried that Pate wouldn't be able to post anymore.
	That's true.
	And I, you know, I don't mind change so much.
	You know, at first, when it changed, you know, I'm like, oh, no, I'm not going to be able to find anything.
	But like, I know with my parents, I taught them how to use the internet, basically.
	I took them from being Luddites to using the internet to having iPhones and being able to email and do all this stuff.
	And I just know that if my mum was on Belgab, well, first of all, I would be totally embarrassed by the things that I post.
	Second of all, it would mean that she would be aware of Falkie.
	And thirdly, there's no way she would be able to navigate to her favorite threads.
	It's just too much change at once.
	Yeah, I think we're going to have to start a new how to use Belgab thread just to explain the update, which I see some people already have posted in a you have changed things thread.
	Yes, people.
	When did that thread start?
	I got to go back.
	You started it.
	We started that on April 28th, 2015.
	It was another time MV was tinkering around.
	He does these things occasionally.
	But now looking at it, you know, we've got only a few categories, and it sort of makes sense.
	We've got, you know, talk radio and podcasts in one thing, and all the hosts lumped in with that.
	Hosts on the various shows out there.
	We've then got the politics thread.
	And I'm assuming MV put the politics thread up a bit higher now because it's politics season.
	People want to talk politics.
	And that's probably, I don't know, is politics the most popular sort of topics on Belgab at the moment?
	I mean, I notice when I go to it on the homepage, when I see the threads, the most recent threads, politics, pretty regularly, unless Falky had recently published a new video, which happens every four to six hours.
	Oh, there's a faulty leak.
	We'll talk about the folky leaks.
	Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
	Falky leaks.
	Doesn't that happen every time you drink some water about 20 minutes later?
	Yes.
	I made a joke the other day that, oh, what was my joke?
	It must have been so funny.
	I forgot it.
	It was something about what do you call a lactating hooker?
	Falky leaks.
	Or something like that.
	I see in the You Change Things thread, Zeebo posted a family guy video.
	Let's see if I can play this.
	Let's see.
	What is this?
	There's something wrong with the house.
	I don't like change.
	Could you hear that?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	I love it.
	Yeah.
	I don't like change.
	I mean, change is as good as a holiday, they say.
	So I'm going to embrace the changes.
	Yeah, I like it, actually.
	Yeah, it's a lot more streamlined.
	After politics, you've got paranormal conspiracy and art bell topics.
	People weren't really discussing art or George that much, so it makes sense.
	Well, there's not, yeah, is there anything to discuss?
	I mean, I don't think art's going to come back.
	I think it's pretty safe to say that that's over.
	So, yeah, maybe Art doesn't need his own thread anymore.
	Do you think I think we brought this up in the last gap cast that I hosted with you, Ibby?
	Does the name of the website need to be looked at and maybe changed?
	I still don't think it does.
	I like the sound of Bellgab.
	Is that you're used to that?
	Well, I mean, CoastGab doesn't sound as good.
	No.
	And what else would you name it?
	Well, we're not talking about, yeah, I have no idea what you would call it.
	Well, other than JazzGab, what else would we name it?
	That's not going to happen, and it's not wanted either.
	We'll probably wake up tomorrow and we'll see a new name up there on the left.
	Yeah.
	Well, I have it on good authority that JazzGab was just purchased, so that's not available anymore.
	I'll buy it for a pack of sold.
	All right, done.
	Speaking of selling domain names, anyone who wants to buy freeartbell.com, just send me a PM.
	I'd be glad to sell it to you for a great price.
	That was a great investment, Curtis.
	It went really well there for like three weeks in July, a year ago.
	It's been about a year, right, in July.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Man.
	Wasn't that a great time?
	Not to take us off the topic, but just remember how exciting and positive, like, if there was like a meter of positivity versus negativity, it was like it was all the way as far as it could go in the positive there for like two months.
	And then it went the other direction.
	Now it's back in the middle, isn't it?
	I don't think it is back in the middle yet.
	I think it's still in the negative.
	Well, just in general, I mean, if you bring up art and what happened, yeah, I can think it goes negative pretty quick.
	But hasn't some of the hatred died?
	Like most of the time that the site has existed, art really wasn't broadcasting.
	So his absence or the absence of his show really doesn't affect Bellgab that much, in my opinion.
	But I don't know.
	That could be wrong.
	And I apologize for the sniffling.
	I have a cold, so you'll hear some sniffling.
	Well, that's all right.
	If anyone wants to call the show, 573-837-4948.
	That's 573-837-4948.
	Or you can Skype.
	Just search for ufo ship.com.
	And that's ship with a P, not a T. You sure?
	I went UFOshit.com and it worked.
	That's how I got to you.
	And I just purchased that domain name.
	So don't get any ideas.
	So, yeah, the changes hopefully for the better.
	It does look a bit more streamlined.
	And yeah, let's embrace the change, everyone.
	Yeah.
	Or at least talk a lot about it and click links to ads while you're talking about it.
	And while we're talking about ads, if you would like to purchase some e-cigs, there's a link at the top of ufoship.com.
	And on top of Bellgab, please help out our great leader, MV.
	It's the only way he can purchase diapers for his family.
	So e-cigs, get on them.
	Yeah, I don't even smoke, and I have a regular monthly order I put there just to support Bellgab and UFO ship.
	So, All right, that's Belgabs.
	That's Belgab's facelift out of the way.
	Can I make a radical statement really quick as we're talking about Belgab and whether it's better or worse with the current changes?
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	Tell me what you guys think about this.
	But I liked Bell Gab better before Art started posting regularly.
	Yes, it was cool that he posted there, just like it was interesting that Norrie posted it on it.
	But pre-Art Bell Bell Gab was really cool, and it sort of changed because it had to when Art showed up.
	So I don't know the last time Art posted, but I wonder if that helps normalize things and this update to restructure the hierarchy, if that maybe brings it back to the old Bell Gab that I knew and loved back in the day.
	So are you talking about pre-Art Bell posting?
	Is this even pre-Dark Matter times?
	Yeah, I mean, because the site, you can't help.
	It's a natural evolution of it once the person that the whole forum kind of revolved around initially.
	When they start posting there, things change to become sycophants posting, trying to get a piece of his attention.
	And so the site changed some.
	I mean, was it cool that he was on there?
	Yes.
	I'm not knocking that part of it, but the feel of the site did change when he showed up.
	And at first, he wasn't all that active, and he got more and more active as he promoted things.
	Obviously, you could have a graph of Art's promotion requirements and his posting, and they're going to match up pretty well in terms of the times he's posting.
	But I think that there was a lot of, like, when Nori shows up, it just was right in the spirit of the forum for everyone to continue to attack him just like they did before.
	But now the guy's there to see it, which ups the ante.
	But for art, that doesn't work out nearly as well because everyone was so positive about him before.
	Of course, there were detractors and negative comments before, but when he showed up, it just amped up all of us wanting to get a piece of art's attention.
	It makes sense.
	We were all there because of art, really.
	Right, exactly.
	I mean, there's not many fan sites around about people that the actual person that the fan sites are there for actually interacting with the people.
	So it's quite unique, I would think.
	Yeah, and it was like I said, I see it as a cool thing, but what we had before changed once he was there.
	And I'm an Art Bell fan, so I feel like it's a radical statement to make for me to say that Bell Gab was better before he started posting regularly.
	It could only have turned out the way it did in terms of anger pushing him away at some point.
	And that's not to say he doesn't deserve anger for the way things played out.
	I feel like the anger was because he quit or because he was always toying with people.
	For example, when he said he has big news to announce on Monday and some people aren't going to like it.
	And then that would start off a firestorm of, oh my God, he's going to quit again.
	No, don't be so negative.
	You're a hater.
	And I feel like Art did he push people's buttons.
	And part of the reason why people reacted the way they did is because Art acted the way he did in the first place.
	Yeah, he needed a PR person.
	And I'm not talking about someone he needed to pay, but he needed someone who was someone who could give him advice on how to sort of interact with people because it didn't work out well mostly.
	A handler.
	Yeah, that's what he's saying.
	Isn't that Keith Rotland was?
	Yeah, but I don't think Keith is qualified.
	Is that a different hand?
	I just remember reading his, I'm gone.
	It's over post and just shaking my head and going, oh, this is going to be exciting times.
	Yeah, as soon as he wrote that, I knew, but just even based on what happened after Dark Matter, I knew that things wouldn't end well.
	And yeah, I mean, we can debate whether the stalking incident was real or not, but just the way it was handled, everything from the handing over to Heather to, you know, just everything with his departure just was not handled well.
	And I can see why there's bad blood and it continues and exists to this day.
	So who's it?
	When did you start posting on the forum?
	And how did you find Belgab?
	I actually heard that art was coming back, so I was doing some searches on the internet.
	It was probably I started probably reading the forum like around a year ago, May, before he came back.
	And then I think I actually joined and started posting probably that July, so just over a year.
	Okay.
	And do you remember what your what your first post on Belgab was?
	No idea.
	Did you find Belgab the traditional way?
	Did you hear about it from Art Bell or did you find it by searching for George Norrie Sucks?
	I didn't find it for George Norrie Sucks, but I was searching something on Art Bell and it popped up and I said, oh, what's this?
	Let me go check it out.
	And I'm still deciding whether it was a good decision to come here or not.
	I'll let you know sometime.
	Well, here we have your first post.
	It was on August 9th, 2015.
	You wrote, Hello, all.
	I joined about a week ago.
	Since I have no opinions and a thin skin, this seemed like a great place to join.
	Wish I had been warned not to venture into the falky thread.
	I'm not good at unseeing things.
	That's a really good starting thread or post there.
	It was a good job.
	Yeah, and I regret that I've quit the falky things as many times as art has quit, and I keep going back.
	I don't understand it.
	There is no quitting the falky thing.
	Once you are in, you are there for life.
	That's exactly right.
	You're a made man.
	Well, Jazz, you are a made man in the falkier world.
	He still loves you, doesn't he?
	For some reason, it doesn't matter what I say.
	And that can be, it's not just me.
	I mean, you can see from the way that he is, he continually lets back in people that have actually harmed him for various different reasons.
	He keeps bringing them back into the fold or back into his circle of trust, as he calls it.
	It's a circle of something.
	So either he has no recollection or memory of things that are said or things just, it's water off a duck's back to him no matter what you do or say to him.
	But yeah, it doesn't matter whether I've been nice to him or been mean to him or just taking the piss out of him.
	Not literally.
	Although there might be a black market for folky piss.
	There might be anything about this.
	Yeah.
	I heard that falky piss will cure like gonorrhea or something.
	I don't know.
	I heard from a friend.
	God help us.
	So we talking about falky, we have experienced in the past, well, I don't know how long, past week has it been.
	Are you guys familiar with the folky leaks?
	All too familiar.
	I don't know.
	I only connect Shirley Mudking you as the originator of the folky thread.
	My therapist told me that I'm only allowed to look at one post a week, so I'm very far behind right now.
	So are you really not familiar with the FalkyLeaks?
	Do I have to is that the WordPress site about him?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Then I'm not aware.
	Not at all.
	I think I want you to enlighten me.
	I'm not sure.
	I'm just doing some searching for this.
	Well, what it is, is somebody named We Are Harbinger has been posting little snips of conversations with Falki, but it's conversations that make Falki look really bad.
	Like, really bad.
	Not bad the way he normally looks, but really bad.
	Well, isn't that every one of his conversations?
	Yeah, so that's true.
	So Falki was having, obviously, telephone conversations or Skype conversations or Google Hangouts.
	I don't know what his preferred method of communication with the outside world is, but he was having conversations with someone.
	We can debate later who we think it is.
	Well, most likely.
	There's a few suspects out there where no matter what they claim or deny, there's some.
	The blindest hat.
	Yeah.
	Or, yes, exactly.
	I will tell you this.
	I received a PM from someone.
	I won't mention who they are because they said that they had been in contact with Falki, sort of trying, not in a sort of negative light.
	They've been trying to warn him against some of the other predators on the site.
	And he said he's just given up, but he said that he 100% believe that Falki 100% believes that the laptop that MV gave him actually is doing all this spying, is collecting all of these conversations.
	He fully believes that there are cameras, tiny little cameras inside his Ethernet cables.
	That the Windows laptop has infected the Apple products.
	Curtis, you might be able to shed some light on the technicalities of this.
	Can viruses from Windows migrate over to an Apple product, particularly an iPad or an iDevice of some kind?
	Well, to be fair, I've never met Steve Jobs, and I was never offered a job by Bill Gates, so I don't know if I really can speak with authority on this.
	I mean, I've talked to MV over the internet multiple times.
	We've done podcasts together.
	I've been a member of his forum for a long time.
	And it seems like every time I go to tell him some big moment in my life, he already knows about it.
	So I really do think maybe there's something to what Falky's saying here.
	Wait a minute.
	No, hold on.
	I just was channeling Falky's totally stupid worldview.
	That's the most idiotic thing you could say.
	Like a Windows.
	Somebody has become sophisticated enough to take a Windows executable and make that infect your Mac system through the tiny little cameras on your Ethernet?
	No, I don't think so.
	Well, he did a video where he said he went out, actually, it was kind of an unboxing video.
	He pulled out a new Ethernet, and he said, this one doesn't have cameras in it.
	Yes, so he actually believes this.
	I tend to think that it's his friends, and I say that in inverted commas, that are feeding him these lines.
	They are telling him that there are cameras in there.
	And so the person that had PM'd me had also said that Falky believes That Falky believes that, or the people have told him, and I'm assuming the people are his friends from Belgab, have told him that they have seen the video from MV's thing.
	So, this isn't just people like UEB or Shredny Vashtar or Digital Pig Smuggler making jokes, yeah, kind of serious, kind of joking, that we can see everything that Falky's doing in his apartment.
	This is his friends telling him that they have seen the evidence that they can actually see him walking around his living room through MV's hidden cameras.
	And they've convinced him that this is true.
	Yes, they've convinced him that this is true.
	For the love of humanity, yeah.
	So, yeah, there we have it.
	Folky actually believes everything he's being fed.
	So, what type of person is so gullible that they will believe this?
	Someone who's so desperate for attention that they just go along with whatever happens.
	You know, I used to think, go ahead, who's it?
	I was going to say, if I remember right, I think actually in one of his videos, he actually said he's seen the videos of him in his apartment that's been taken with these cameras and his Ethernet cable.
	So, that tells me, because the person who PM'd me told me that he believes that as well, that tells me that maybe his friends are the ones that have hacked his computer and can actually have a lot of things.
	They actually have acted that he installed a remote control program on it so they could help him with something.
	That's it.
	And they never turned it off.
	That's what I was thinking as well.
	That is so easy to do.
	It's happened probably before.
	You can probably look up things on the internet where someone was trying to help somebody do something and got them to install some remote desktop control program.
	And because Folkie will not believe that one of his friends could do this to him, there you go.
	All of a sudden, we have video of Falky walking around his bedroom.
	If you would like, if you would like, I want to see that video.
	I do and I don't, but I do, if you get my drift.
	573-837-4948, 573-837-4948.
	If you want to call us and tell us about your faulty, your faulty experience, how did you pop your folky cherry?
	Give us a call that way or Skype us at ufoship.com.
	Do you want to hear some folky leaks?
	Well, really quick, before you go farther, I have to share this thought, so it's out of my mind and infected into yours instead.
	Go for it.
	I used to think the worst job you could ever have would be the government-appointed person to come in to clean his apartment.
	And then I realized that, no, that's the second worst job.
	The worst job is to be the minimum wage Apple genius working at the San Francisco Apple store that he always comes in and requests when he has problems.
	That is the worst job ever.
	I agree, because they're not getting paid anymore for what they do.
	They're not getting hazard pay.
	Or the person at Starbucks that gives him his free water.
	Oh, wow.
	That would be a very close second or first there, wouldn't it?
	Do you think he complains about his free water?
	I think he says, don't expect the tip.
	He actually says the opposite: would you like to have the tip?
	Just the tip.
	Just the tip.
	And your very saucy language has reminded me about something else about the Falky Leaks saga.
	I have not experienced out of Falky's mouth the kind of language that I've heard during the Folky Leagues.
	I didn't realize that Falky worked blue, that he was, you know, this was the Falky After Dark, the adults-only version of Falky.
	The swearing that comes out of his mouth, I mean, obviously, he's salty.
	Yeah, it's very salty.
	His YouTube videos do not contain the word fuck.
	I've never heard, and he's, and he's just, he's quite disgusting in some of the things that he says, to the point where I think if his handlers at Coast to Coast AM ever heard what has come out of his mouth, I'm sure they wouldn't be too happy with it.
	Oh, I wouldn't think they would.
	Go ahead.
	Who's it?
	I was just saying, I wouldn't think they would be very excited about that.
	No, that's not on brand for them.
	Certainly not.
	Curtis, what do you think?
	This is the new Edgier Coast to Coast AM for the Millennials.
	Does he still do that?
	Does he do work with Coast to Coast?
	Ibi, you're probably more familiar with the Falky world than I am.
	He did one video that I know of, and there were rumors of a second video, but I don't go to the Coast to Coast site, so I don't know if that ever really happened.
	And since then, we haven't heard anything.
	It's gone dark, so who knows?
	I doubt it.
	I think that his videos didn't get a good reception, so George dropped it quietly, but that's only my guess.
	Whatever happened to the TV show that was in treatment or whatever.
	They're shopping it.
	Be calm, be patient.
	I believe Al Jazeera is the front runner.
	Wait, when you say you said al-Qaeda, and that's what they use when they're torturing people.
	They make them watch that.
	As soon as you get kidnapped by ISIS, they say, Which would you rather have?
	Would you want to go to the cage where we burn people, or do you want to watch a folky video?
	The cage, the cage.
	Yeah.
	Jazz, if you play the infamous moose clip, I'll tell that story that I told on your jazz cast the other day of what I was doing when I was listening to that and how I got busted.
	Oh, we'll get to that.
	Oh, my, it sounds saucy.
	I'm just trying to work out.
	You have the drink.
	I hear ice clinking.
	That was me, sorry.
	Oh, I was going to say somebody broadcasting from a bar.
	We should be.
	This is the Gabcaster.
	It is a Friday night.
	So do you remember who's at which video, or which video, which clip contained the horniers of moose or something?
	Was it about Debbie?
	Could it be the one about Debbie?
	Oh, maybe Debbie, yes.
	Oh, Debbie.
	Right at the end.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, we'll play a couple.
	I've been sort of, as we've been talking, I've been sort of saving them, but we can play a few of them.
	I might go straight to the Debbie one and see what we get.
	And I used to, I knew a woman with Debbie was going with somebody else when I met her.
	She fell in love with me.
	She was in love with the other guy, and she wound up being torn, and she moved to Indiana.
	And I'm still getting it.
	I blew my stats today, Kat.
	It said, listen, I haven't seen this woman since 1990 when I moved actually earlier because she moved from Sacramento before I moved in Sacramento back to Indiana.
	I knew her for three years, for they were at the bed, and she told me that she fucked me because I needed to get laid.
	Now, it started from that, went on to, we couldn't keep our hands on.
	We were that turned onto each other.
	We couldn't keep our hands off each other.
	We're screwing the drop of a hat.
	Oh, God.
	And it was, you know, she had an orgasm.
	You know, huge boobs.
	She was really cute.
	She's a brunette, sexy as hell.
	But she was torn because this other guy she was with, too.
	And he was going through divorce.
	And she was living in his house.
	It's a very weird relationship.
	So she moved back to Indiana.
	And I miss her because she was very sweet.
	We never fought.
	We never yelled.
	We never argued.
	There was no word baggage in our relationship.
	But I knew her for three years.
	She let me kiss her once when I first met her and let me feel her tits.
	My wife had just left me, and I was so horny I would have fucked a moose.
	You know.
	So there you have it.
	He was so horny, he could have fucked a moose.
	Can you believe the language that is coming out of Falki's mouth?
	His YouTube video does not have anything like this.
	This is a new Falkie we're being privy to.
	R-rated.
	It is Falky After Dark.
	Really quick.
	For the honor of the state I live in, he meant she was from Kentucky.
	All right.
	Be clear.
	He did mention Indiana there.
	I did hear it.
	So I'm wondering.
	But he's a freaking idiot.
	So he meant Kentucky.
	I'm wondering if you know this woman.
	I do know Debbie, but I met her in Kentucky.
	And you know what, Fulkie?
	She does take cash.
	Folky, comes you're from Indiana and Debbie's from Indiana.
	You must know her, according to Folkey.
	Just like anyone from Australia, I must know.
	And like when there was a terrorist attack in Sydney, I had to be close by, despite the fact that I'm an hour by plane away.
	Yeah.
	Well, the good thing for me is that up to this day, he still doesn't know who I am.
	Like for every time he thinks of something good, he thinks of jazz.
	And every time he forgets something, he's also forgotten who I am.
	So maybe I could skip by, even though I've said for the honor of Indiana, he still won't make the connection that I am someone from Indiana.
	So maybe I'll get away with not having to claim knowing Debbie.
	And if he wants a moose, I'm sure where he lives, he can find someone who could get him a moose.
	I mean, I feel bad for that moose.
	The moose could do better.
	Most definitely.
	Who's it?
	You have a little story about how you heard that clip and what happened.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, I woke up and my wife got up earlier than usual.
	She had to go to work.
	So I thought she was gone.
	And I logged on to Bell Gab and I'm looking.
	And I think I saw the quote from Bateman about that.
	I was so horny, I'd fuck a moose.
	So I had to play that clip.
	And I, you know, I figured everybody's gone.
	I wouldn't put on headphones, start to play it.
	Well, my wife was taking a shower, and she walked right in as soon as he was saying, I was so horny, I'd fuck a moose.
	And she just looks at me and goes, What was that?
	And I just looked at her and said, Questions you don't want to know the answer to, don't ask.
	If you need the number of a good lawyer for the divorce, I can help you with that.
	As I've always said, you would sometimes prefer to be found watching gay porn than be found watching a folky video, let alone him mentioning fucking a moose.
	Say it with your will, so it's ethos.
	So, yeah, Falky.
	There he goes.
	Anyway, this next clip was, and this feels like an episode, a low-rent episode of the Bell Files, Curtis.
	Us playing clips, dissecting clips about Falki.
	But here's one titled Teenage Girls.
	And I can only imagine what we're going to hear now.
	I saw some, and this is not get me into trouble.
	Sitting in Starbucks, and these little teenage girls came in one day, and one of them was really cute.
	My dick started twitching, but that's about as high as it gets.
	Like, what are you doing?
	What's the twitching?
	You got a electroshock down there?
	You know, like, what's going on?
	Really cute, busty little blonde.
	What is a short circuit?
	I mean, why aren't you going all the way here like you did five or ten years ago, you know?
	Now, in case you didn't know what was going on there, Faulky's little Little Falky, as I like to call him, had a little reaction when he saw some young teenage girls walk into Starbucks, and it didn't give him the full, didn't stand to full attention like it did five or ten years ago.
	But Little Falky had a little twitch.
	There might be some life left in Little Falky.
	Does anyone have anything to say about that?
	That one disgusted me.
	I have three daughters, and it really revolted me.
	Yeah, I have three daughters too, and they are never going to Starbucks ever again.
	Yeah, so much for that trip to San Francisco my daughter was hoping for.
	Yeah, I would steer clear of the whole Bay Area if I was you.
	Yeah, here's the one thing about that.
	Like, I really hesitate to deconstruct that statement because I feel as though it stands on its own and should be on the watch list of some type.
	But the deconstruction I'll do is, can you play the first couple or the first sentence I think he says where he talks about this is not to get me in trouble.
	Just play to that.
	I saw some, and this is not get me into trouble.
	Sitting in Starbucks.
	That is his defense to where you cannot blame him for anything he says afterwards.
	This guy should be a freaking lawyer.
	I mean, he's so good at the English language and the jurisdiction on whether you can or can't blame him for the words that come out of his mouth afterwards.
	He just gave himself like complete immunity from all legal action because this is not to get me in trouble.
	But what gets me with all of this is he has no idea who he told these things to.
	No idea.
	I mean, these are quite specific stories that he's told.
	So that leads me to believe that either he tells these stories so often and to so many different people that he has no idea who he told that to.
	Right.
	I mean, he must know.
	I know almost, and I'm no savant here, but I would know if I told someone a story like that.
	So what type of person are we dealing with here?
	Yeah.
	The chat room's trying to revolt over it, which is totally fair, saying that don't play it again and that it's not funny.
	And I think I would totally agree with the chat that it's not funny, but I just wanted to point out that one part of where he makes the comment about that this is not to get himself in trouble.
	Like he thinks that can justify whatever he's about to say afterwards, and it can't.
	Yeah, and I just want to say if anyone objects to anything we're playing, feel free to leave right now.
	But I'm just pointing it out, putting it out there.
	I'm not an agreement about that that's a new low for Falkie goes.
	This is a guy who defines low.
	Yeah, I don't condone anything that he's saying.
	Anytime you have to preface something with, I'm not saying this to get in trouble, it should be a hint to you that maybe I shouldn't be saying it.
	Good point.
	Good point.
	If I had my George Nori soundboard up and ready, yes, good point.
	This pertains to Belgab a little bit.
	This next one, it's labeled Belgab revenue.
	So let's see if anything Falky has to say about Belgab's revenue is relevant.
	Well, when I first looked at it a couple years ago, the revenue of Belgab was only $8,000.
	Now it's about $30,000.
	And I think it's the Falklands that's driving the revenue.
	And I'm not trying to, I am true my ornament away, but for the two years Art Bell was gone, who was driving that board?
	Me.
	Well, is Falky responsible for MV's Empire?
	MV's Diaper Empire.
	Where is he pulling these figures from?
	I don't know.
	I would say directly.
	I would say you can put in.
	There are websites out there, and Curtis, you might be familiar with them, where you can put a URL into them and they, I don't know what they do, but they can work out, and it's probably so far off what that site is worth.
	And Curtis, do you know anything about these websites?
	How do they go about it?
	What are their algorithms to sort of work out whether a site makes money or can generate revenue?
	Yeah, I mean, the first thing it does is tries to look at what it estimates the traffic to the site is.
	And then the next part of a lot of them are it'll look at the keywords on the site.
	Like it does a search of the text and compares those to Google AdWord prices.
	And from that, they can sort of get an idea of how popular a site is and put a money value to it.
	But it's very inaccurate because they don't have the real data.
	They have estimations of it.
	So they're hard to actually like you couldn't really trust one of those if you're going to put a bid on a website.
	Like if you were going to go to MV and say you're going to buy his site from him, you couldn't use one of those sites as a real estimate because you're going to be way off one way or the other.
	And there's actually ad block.
	Yeah.
	Well, those are supposed to even be able to handle without ad block too because it's showing it's supposed to take that into account.
	Like a certain percentage of your users aren't ever going to click ads or have them hidden.
	There's also websites where you can get how much money a YouTuber is making.
	I'm going to see if I can find that really quick.
	Oh, so yes, we can work out that Falky is making handfuls of cash off his five views.
	So if anyone wants to call the show and if you want to change direction of what we're talking about, feel free.
	573-837-4948-5737.
	Drag us from the sewer.
	Yes, please do.
	Please drag us.
	Kicking and screaming.
	573-837-4948 Skype by searching ufoship.com.
	So, Curtis, how do you get that?
	So I've got to.
	Yeah, go for it.
	Can I take us down a topic?
	Oh, please do.
	Please drag me away from the Falky.
	Okay, and we can always come back to Falky if I find what his value is on YouTube, then I'll definitely go back there.
	But I wanted to ask, like, in high school and in college to a small extent, when you have your yearbook and different, like, trying to think what they call them, like awards at the end of the year, and you pick the best dressed, most likely to succeed, best couple.
	How would those awards, those types of awards play out on Bellgab?
	You can define the category any way you want, but I think most popular, most likely to succeed, best dressed.
	Who are those people on Bellgab if we were to create the best of awards?
	Well, do you have any categories for us to?
	Yeah, we'll start with most popular.
	Who's the most popular on Bellgab?
	Well, wouldn't MV be the most popular?
	People seem to praise him all the time.
	But he's a deity.
	He's a bug.
	Yes.
	Some of that stuff.
	So leave him out.
	Bateman.
	Yeah, people seem to like Bateman.
	I don't know why.
	Just get the Bateman.
	Okay, how about Honourable Minch?
	Well, who's it?
	Who do you use that?
	Oh, me.
	Yeah, I think Bateman's quite popular.
	He seems to have quite the following.
	You don't really see many negative comments about him.
	Yeah.
	So who's it?
	Who do you think?
	Are you there?
	Also.
	Oh, yeah.
	Whoever, if you have one, go.
	I was going to say it was probably MV.
	Just he's out of the running, though.
	Oh, he is.
	Okay.
	Well, Bateman does seem to be very popular.
	Those are probably the people that jump out to me at this time.
	Okay.
	And Glorious Pitch.
	What do you say?
	I'm actually trying to think of people on the forum.
	Oh, I just had a thought.
	Jazz, you're pretty popular.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, I would put jazz up pretty high in there.
	Well, considering that I didn't have that type of popularity at school, I'll take that award.
	Thank you very much.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Here, I've got.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Okay, what is what is Falky's screen name on YouTube?
	Oh, I'm about to ruin my search.
	The guy from Pittsburgh.
	No, but I think it's just George Sender.
	There we go.
	Okay, I found it.
	Yeah, you found it.
	George Sender, YouTube.
	He is worth $40.
	He owes us.
	He owes the website $5.
	That's what would have been my guess.
	He's in the negative.
	If anyone wants to call the show, 573 837-4948 would help if I had the phone number up so I could see that.
	573-837-4948.
	Ufoship.com.
	Please call in and let's we're giving out awards tonight to different bell gabbers.
	So if you've got a nomination, please give us a call.
	If we're doing awards, what about the bell gabber you'd least likely meet up with in real life?
	Ouch.
	Okay, so here's the deal.
	If we're doing that one, you have to take Falky out of the list.
	Yes.
	All right.
	One sec.
	We've got a caller.
	Hello, caller.
	You are on the air.
	Good morning.
	Good morning, who are we talking to?
	It's Steve Blue Eyes Now is Yorkshire Put.
	Oh, Yorkshire Pud, how are you?
	I've got a cold, I'm afraid.
	I can hear that.
	I've got one too, and so has Ibby.
	And no, we have not all been kissing.
	So I don't believe you.
	Until I see a video proving it, I don't believe either of you.
	Oh, I see you, but I have a video to prove you happen to be kissing.
	It works for Falky.
	So, Yorkshire, I noticed in the chat room you weren't very happy with the clip that I played.
	Let me.
	I'm not very happy that it occurred in the first place.
	I think you should be arrested.
	But, you know, not that I have any strong feelings about it.
	No, not at all.
	So You're totally disgusted by the man, I take it, as most of us are.
	I think most normal thinking people are.
	I think even people with neuroses have a problem with them.
	Sorry?
	I think people who have problems have a problem with him.
	Like, there's a certain level of I'm a little bit crazy, and those people have a problem with Falky, and then there's people who are batshit crazy and they have a problem with Falky.
	That's how far off the deep end Falky is.
	He doesn't have people like him.
	What do you think it is about him?
	I mean, I often think that some of the stuff that he does is I don't know, because I think sometimes it's unintentional, and that's just who he is.
	He's just so unaware, he's got no self-awareness.
	I don't know whether it comes from a narcissistic point of view or something.
	But then you see the grifting and the scams, and you know, there's a bit of some intention towards all of that.
	So I don't know.
	It's been banded about, hasn't it?
	That it's initially that it could have even been performance art.
	No, I don't know.
	And that he was absolutely so brilliant, he fooled everybody into thinking that what he was actually doing was a parody.
	But he's not a parody.
	He's fundamentally fucked up, isn't he?
	He is.
	There's no question about it.
	He's absolutely fucked up.
	The problem is, he's got people who, and we know they are, who encourage him to believe that he isn't fucked up.
	And they're as guilty, in my opinion.
	Do you have any ideas of who do you think released these tapes?
	Oh, I don't know who released the tapes, but it's obviously somebody who knows.
	Like you said, though, Jazz, I mean, he talked to so many people about so many things that he probably hasn't got a clue who's actually spoken to and has imparted this information.
	Obviously, somebody's sat there with a recording button and recorded it.
	So, you know, for a later date.
	And I think that's probably the intention.
	You know, this could have been recorded, you don't know, six months ago.
	Couldn't it?
	Yeah, some of the guys on the thread were sort of trying to pin down when some of it occurred based on some of the information.
	And I certainly don't have that such knowledge of the folky world that I'd be able to do that.
	But there are people that have followed Folkie around for a long time.
	And yeah, one must wonder what the mentality of the people that continually follow Falky around.
	And I guess we're all sort of a bit guilty of this ourselves.
	White Crow has just asked in the chat room, why am I fixated on Folky?
	I'm not fixated on Falkie.
	What I am actually disgusted about is somebody who's obviously a criminal is still allowed to operate in society freely.
	That's what I've got a problem with.
	It doesn't have to be Falky.
	If it wasn't Falky, it could be somebody else.
	So that's the answer to you, then, White Crow.
	Yes.
	While I've got you on the line here, Yorkshire Pud, how did you come to Bellgap?
	Because I don't believe you are or were an Art Bell fan.
	Aliens.
	Okay.
	Aliens.
	Aliens.
	I was probed.
	I was probed and I was told if you don't find Belgab that's run by this renegade called Michael Van Dieven, we will take you to another planet and probe you even more.
	And that's it.
	Did you tell Michael Horne about that?
	About your experience?
	Who?
	Michael Horne.
	What's your opinion on him?
	Speaking of probing.
	Well, it's funny you mentioned that.
	We have discussed the finer points of probing, but he's a little bit reticent to actually go into much more than, you know, periphery probing.
	Nothing more than the tip of the probe.
	Nothing more than the outer buttock area.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So what time is it over in the UK right now?
	Are you leaving?
	Four o'clock in the morning.
	Did you get up especially for this or you haven't gone?
	No, I did.
	No, no, I've been awake since two because I couldn't sleep.
	And then I thought, well, it got to about three-ish, I think, or just after three.
	And I thought, well, I'll see if there's anything going on in the thread.
	And then I saw the announcement that there was going to be a doodar, what's it?
	So I decided to get out of bed, come downstairs, switch on the laptop, and there we are.
	I'm talking to you right now.
	Well, it is lovely to talk to you.
	What time is it?
	Is it in Melbourne you live, Joe?
	Yeah, Melbourne.
	It's 1 p.m. on a nice sunny afternoon.
	And I'm sitting in a darkened room talking to a bunch of strangers about a fat, disabled man.
	Of course you're in a darkened room.
	You have to be in a darkened room.
	Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to cope with it.
	No.
	Breaking news, too.
	I have the data on Falki.
	We can come back to that later.
	Well, what do you guess?
	Yorkshire Pudd, what would you guess Falky's revenue from his YouTube empire is?
	In round figures?
	Yeah, closest to the pin we're going to play.
	In round figures.
	That's the big fat zero, don't you?
	Let's do this based on his monthly earnings and his yearly earnings.
	Well, zero plus zero is still zero.
	Fat zero, yeah.
	I mean, I think he should monetize, I don't know, stomach bile or something, because I think he'd be much, he'd probably get more revenue from it.
	I'd be interested.
	I think we should run a thread of exactly what they would do to him in prison.
	Say, for instance, Fulsom's not far from where he lives, is it?
	So if he got put in Fulsom prison, I wonder what they would actually do to him if they found out.
	Well, aren't we already aware of what has happened to Folkey in prison from probably the same source as the Folky League?
	This time it'd be official, though, wouldn't it?
	Before it was unofficial, this time it would be official because the word could get around pretty quickly what he'd been up to.
	And because of the viruses that MV has installed all over Folkey, including his rectum, we would get front row seats.
	I'll tell you a true story, right?
	And it's not a very pleasant one.
	Once upon a time, I did voluntary work and I was teaching people how to use computers, just very, very basic computer knowledge.
	Because these were adults that had never had a computer, but all they needed to know was how to turn it on, turn it off, open a Word file, set up a Gmail account, that sort of stuff, really basic stuff.
	And there was one guy who was actually quite interesting, but he looked a little bit rough and ready if you want.
	And it turned out he'd been a prisoner.
	And the reason he got into prison was not the reason he thinks he should have gone to prison for.
	I know that sounds a bit convoluted, but what he'd actually done wrong, he got into a fight in a pub and he got done for GBH, which is grievous bodily harm, which is classed in this country as a is it's a category A prisoner, which means violent.
	It's up there with murderers, basically.
	And he told me this story, which was absolutely shocking.
	There was a guy came into prison, and a guy who was already in the same prison had found out that the guy that had just entered the prison had had an affair with his wife.
	Okay.
	And he couldn't get to him.
	So he put the word round that the guy that had just come into prison had been fiddling with children.
	And they kicked the shit out of him.
	Because in prison, they're worst.
	They're the worst of the worst.
	In prison, they kick the shit out of him because this other guy put the word around that he'd been a paedophile.
	And he wasn't.
	But they put the word around and they'll believe anything.
	So can you imagine what they would do to Falki?
	Oh, yeah, especially once we've heard what he does at Starbucks.
	Well, yeah.
	Do they have a Starbucks in prison?
	What will he do?
	Pardon?
	I said, do they have a Starbucks in prison?
	Because if they did, he might actually go there on his own accord.
	Well, yeah, and they might have free Wi-Fi as well, you know?
	True.
	You know, not to go back and reference the Debbie story, but one thing he said there stuck out to me, and that's that she let him kiss him once, too, early on.
	I think they'll let you kiss him in prison, too.
	Yeah, he'll get new boyfriends in prison, all right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't even need to have boobs tattooed on him.
	Oh, he's got them already.
	Right.
	I'm saying it's pretty sad.
	You know, I heard that recently the word moobs for man boobs is actually now part of one of the, I don't know if it's the Oxford Dictionary or one of the dictionaries.
	Moobs has been installed in that.
	So our society is going to shit.
	Yeah, well.
	It was on that spiral for a while.
	Yeah.
	I mean, all sorts of vagaries have been put into the dictionary recently.
	I think they've even put Brexit into the dictionary.
	Can you believe it?
	But Brexit is in there.
	Oh, wow.
	Brexit.
	Isn't that the saddest amalgamation of words ever?
	And it's an amalgamation of two words.
	And people, this is the crazy thing.
	The news in this country has put the narrative that we're actually out of Europe and we're not.
	We're actually still in Europe.
	The only thing that's happened is that they've had a referendum that we're going to get out of Europe.
	And that's all.
	So it could take another five, six years before we're actually out of Europe.
	And if they don't ever actually come to terms on what the Brexit is supposed to be with whatever article they have to file, then don't they just automatically go back to the European Union?
	Yeah, well, I mean, this is the craziest.
	I mean, you've got to, just plain devil's advocate here.
	If you look at it from the rest of Europe, particularly Germany and France, look at it from their point of view.
	It's like any kind of club.
	If you join a club, you join the club on the understanding that you follow the rules.
	And if you leave that club, which is what we voted to do, you then can't turn around and then tell the other club members that, well, your former club members, how they should run the place.
	You can't do it.
	And the problem that the likes of Farage had and Boris Johnson had was, well, we'll get out of Europe, but we'll do it on our terms.
	Well, it doesn't work like that.
	You know, because if you're out of the club, you're out of the club.
	It's just that simple.
	Any benefit you had is gone now.
	Well, of course it has.
	Yeah.
	How is Nigel Farage looked at now post vote?
	Sorry?
	How does the average Brett think about Nigel Farage?
	Like, has he gained popularity or since not much has happened since then, it's become a UKIP basically an operating system.
	They've had their conference yesterday, and they've got a new league because he stepped down as leader.
	They've just appointed a new leader of UKIP, so he's sort of out of the running now.
	But how they view him?
	I think it depends who you talk to.
	Some think he's a national hero, some think he's a prat.
	I think he's a bit of a prat, actually.
	He's disingenuous.
	He's tried to put the word out that he's a man of the people, a little bit like Donald Trump.
	But Farage is actually a multi-millionaire.
	He's a very, very wealthy man.
	Oh, because I didn't know that.
	That's interesting.
	Didn't someone put an assassination attempt on him at one point years ago?
	Probably.
	I mean, he was involved in a plane crash a few years ago.
	Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of.
	Now, everything I know about him comes from the No Agenda show, and even though it has the name No Agenda, it clearly has an agenda.
	So they're very pro Nigel Farage.
	So if I'm wrong in any of the preconceived notions I have, it's interesting that when the vote went through and it was very, very narrow, it's in like 5248, all the main protagonists to get out of Europe all evaporated.
	There was a Michael Gove, there was Boris Johnson, Farage, and one or two others.
	Now, I know Boris Johnson's been appointed foreign secretary by Theresa May because she took over from Cameron.
	And I think that was a very canny move on her part because I think she was working on the basis keep your enemies closer.
	You know, I would like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump to have a hairstyling competition.
	I think that would be a splendid idea.
	I think that would be an absolutely splendid idea.
	Yes.
	I think we should have an exchange party where they trade places.
	Sorry?
	We should have an exchange group for politicians between the US and the UK where we trade.
	And so they could try out the different countries.
	And then see what kind of hilarity ensues.
	Cap Topters asked me, has a Yorkshire Perrier?
	No, I haven't a Yorkshire Terrier either.
	You see, the thing is that the American political system is loosely based on ours, but it's completely different.
	You see, whatever he's a completely different thing that they have over in the city.
	What's yours like in relation to Britain?
	It's similar to Britain, isn't it, Jazz in Australia?
	The political system.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's very similar, except in Australia, they're all criminals.
	Yes, well, that's apart from that.
	Yeah.
	No, it's very similar.
	It's not exactly the same, but it's closer to you guys than the US model.
	That's for sure.
	Because I can't get my head around this.
	Most Americans don't even know how our system works.
	They have some vague idea of what they think it is.
	When you vote, Yorkshire Push, when you vote, you live in an electorate and you have people running from the main parties in that electorate, and you vote for that person, basically.
	Or that party.
	Well, each the United Kingdom era, which is Southern Ireland, I think is slightly different, but then again, it doesn't come under our jurisdiction anyway.
	Everywhere else, I mean, Scotland has now got its own assembly, as is Wales.
	But just to take the basic electoral system, the country is split into constituencies.
	And you could have maybe one or two or three per city.
	And they call these constituencies wards.
	And each ward has its own member of parliament.
	And currently, they're trying to reduce it down to 600, but there are currently 654 members of parliament in the British House of Parliament.
	And each one represents a constituency.
	So when the time is an electorate, for us, it's called an electorate, but yeah, it's the same concept.
	Well, when the election time comes round, you're voting for the party.
	So it could be unopposed because sometimes it's unopposed if the party that has that ward is so unassailable that no one has a chance of going up against them.
	But in that ward, there are people from each party, like not the main candidates who are running for prime minister, but you have a member of parliament that goes around your electorate or your ward or whatever and campaigns, basically.
	That's correct.
	That's correct.
	And the party votes for the leader.
	The people don't vote for the leader.
	The party votes for the leader.
	So that you've got the 654 members of parliament, and you've got the Conservatives, you've got the Labour, which is the official opposition, you've got the Liberal Democrats, you've got the Greens, you've got UKIP, you've got the Scottish Nationalists who actually got a say in Westminster.
	And you've got one or two other minor parties as well.
	But the main parties all elect their leader by the membership.
	Or in the Conservatives, they have a 1922 committee, I think, who deal with all the election of the actual leader.
	So when you go to the polls and say, for instance, before we had the coalition with Cameron and Nick Clegg, when Blair was in power, you know, Blair himself, his constituency, was up a place called Sedgefield, which is up near Newcastle.
	So the people of Sedgefield would vote for Tony Blair because he was their local MP.
	But the actual party would vote for Tony Blair as the leader of the party, if you see what I mean.
	It's different to the American, where the American system where they vote for the president.
	What I dislike about the American system is the length of time they're campaigning for.
	Like I know from when we call the election, it's like 60 days or even less than that until the election.
	But the US do it for so long, it's ridiculous.
	Yeah, it goes on for about a century and a half, doesn't it?
	It's ridiculous.
	And you've been listening to NPR's political edition.
	I'm your host.
	I'm sorry?
	I'm saying you're listening to NPR political talk.
	I was sort of hoping you could talk to us about what happens when a bill gets vetoed within the Parliament of Australia and the UK.
	What I don't understand, what the hell is filibustering?
	Filibustering.
	Filibustering is when you talk something out.
	That's what filibustering is.
	When a motion is brought, certainly in our Parliament, if a motion is brought by a member of any member of parliament can bring any motion.
	It doesn't mean to say it's going to be discussed, but if he brings it for he or she brings it forward, the Speaker of the House has to consider whether it's open for to debate.
	Now, if it's very, very controversial, that means if the government in power doesn't want it to actually go anywhere, they will have two or three people who will just talk and talk and talk and talk until they run out of time.
	And that's what filibustering is.
	Just running the clock down, basically.
	Yeah, in the U.S. and the Senate, you can do the, or in Congress, you can do the same thing, where you can filibuster.
	The thing is that they're so lazy in the U.S. Congress that all you have to do is threaten to do a filibuster, and everyone basically goes through the motions as if it happened and make deals based on it.
	So there's this perception that filibusters are a big deal, but in reality, they hardly ever actually happen.
	Someone claims they're going to do a filibuster, and then all the work happens behind the scenes to make sure it doesn't happen.
	So then they go out and do a public display of what you think is a filibuster, but they very rarely actually happen.
	I think Rand Paul might have been one of the last people in the U.S. Congress to do a true filibuster.
	I think they've had an occasion in this country where they don't actually announce that's what they're going to do, but that ends up what happens.
	I mean, it's not unknown where there's something that somebody feels very, very passionate about.
	And it could be, you know, a genuine concern that they really want to see to get onto statute.
	But the opposition is so dead against it.
	Normally it's because they've got a vested interest.
	Let's not make, you know, that's what it is.
	They've got a vested interest.
	And they just talk it out.
	And the person who's brought the motion is genuinely upset because it's probably very important to several million people.
	But because somebody on the opposition has got a vested interest, they'll just talk it out, which is wrong.
	It's not really democratic.
	You know, it's just how it is.
	I think there should be more consensus with politics.
	I think fundamentally, I'm sticking my neck out here.
	But we're told by political in this country, we're told by political commentators, you know, died in the world journalists who've been doing the job for years and years and years.
	They say that fundamentally members of parliament are decent people.
	But unfortunately, they kick themselves in the arse when we had that scandal a few years ago where they were just, you know, it put it about that they were all in it for the take.
	So it's sort of when people see that, they say, well, what do you mean they're fundamentally good people?
	They're not.
	They're fucking fraudsters.
	What are you talking about?
	You know, so it's anyone can stand for us.
	It's the same as President of the United States.
	Anyone can stand for president as long as they're an American citizen.
	Not if you're born in Kenya.
	Donald Trump just came out and confirmed that our current president was born in the U.S.
	He has yet to talk about the parentage of Jasmonda.
	We're still waiting to hear about that.
	As long as you're on the electoral roll and you're proposed and seconded and you've got a deposit of something, I think it's about £500, you can stand for to be a member of parliament when the election comes round.
	I want to be in the House of Lords.
	Is it compulsory?
	Yeah, the House of Lords is unelected.
	I know.
	That's ridiculous, the House of Lords, in this day and age.
	But they have less power now than they used to, don't they?
	Pardon?
	The House of Commons has more power than it used to traditionally in the last 30 years.
	The House of Lords is a lot more ceremonial.
	Do you think so?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think it's got any more power.
	I think things have changed.
	I mean, it's like everything else.
	Everything evolves.
	And he went.
	You know, Churchill, I think everybody would say that Churchill was the best prime minister that we could have had in the Second World War.
	And that's beyond doubt.
	There's absolutely no question of that.
	I mean, he made some difficult, very controversial decisions.
	Very controversial.
	I mean, the rumor still goes that he sacrificed Coventry so that the Germans didn't find out that we were listening into their transmissions.
	Whether that's true, I don't know.
	But he was the man at the time, you know.
	But straight after the Second World War, when they had the next general election, he was voted out for Clement Attlee, who was the leader of the Labour Party.
	You know, that's how much the returning soldiers thought of Churchill.
	They voted him out.
	Well, you know, a wartime leader isn't necessarily the right person to lead you after the victory.
	So that's a pretty level-headed idea.
	I think in the U.S., didn't we elect all of our leaders from that to be our presidents, regardless of whether they had any kind of experience outside of being generals in wars?
	I mean, and I think nowadays the trouble is we have an expectation that we want our leaders to be human, but as soon as they're human, we don't like it.
	If they have flaws, then there's something wrong with them.
	Whereas Churchill, I mean, he was a virtual alcoholic.
	He suffered from severe depression.
	Can you imagine him nowadays standing as a prime minister?
	It just wouldn't happen.
	It just wouldn't happen.
	Because he had so many flaws that the press nowadays would just tear him to pieces.
	They'd just tear him to pieces.
	And yet, as I say, I think everyone acknowledges for the Second World War, he was the best person for the job.
	To change topics, do you think Simon Cowell is still popular in the US or UK, or was he ever?
	It depends if you want to go an X Factor, I suppose.
	I've only ever seen it about twice, but it always amuses me that these little wannabes that get on the stage were 17 years old, they refer to him in the first, you know, they call him Simon Mime, almost as though they're best friends with him.
	I mean, you naive little prick.
	What are you talking about?
	Me and Simon were best buddies, sort of thing.
	Jesus Christ.
	I think that's a that's sort of because of reality TV.
	We see all these celebrities and social media, and they're so much more accessible these days that we think, and I'm not saying we, as in me, but people think that they're actually friends with all these people.
	You know, I like to think I'm friends with Falky.
	I've watched enough of his videos.
	Oh, yeah, that's a good point, actually.
	It always comes back to Falki.
	And I know you don't love it, but would you like to hear a clip of when Falkie met Kathy?
	Would that put you to sleep?
	I haven't heard that one.
	You've got to listen to this.
	If there's any kids in the room, please shield them from what you might hear.
	But yes, this is when Kathy met Falkie.
	Kathy was the hussy, the slut, the whore.
	We were, well, let me put it to you this way: we were in the back room, my friend's bookstore, and we were drinking Japanese plum lime, which I haven't had in ages.
	I dearly love, but it gets you fucked up if you drink too much of it.
	And Saki.
	I was doing both.
	And I was drunk.
	And she was drunk.
	And she had a checkered shirt on.
	And she kept buttoning the buttons.
	And I kept unbuttoning.
	Now we were in the toilet.
	We're standing up and I'm feeling her up.
	And we're French kissing.
	And she wouldn't go any further.
	And I kept trying to play operation, you know.
	But she showed up at my house after that a week later and moved in.
	And we had to throw away a bed.
	We had the Mel's hole.
	We had the Mel's wet spot.
	We literally got the bed so wet that we had to throw it out.
	And then that other excitement.
	It's like one time I'm on top of her and I'm going away and we had a little kitten.
	And the little kitten decided that those things look like very interesting Christmas ornaments moving back and forth and up and down and sideways.
	He's broad test.
	He decided to swipe.
	Thank you for the clarification.
	Probably the biggest screen ever.
	And another time one of the kittens, I'm humping away and decides to, I want to jump on daddy's back.
	That was the end of that sex.
	So there you have it.
	Falky had his balls swiped by the claws of a kitty cat.
	I'm down in the shower.
	When I was a kid, I remember reading when he wrote that into Penthouse and Penthouse Letters.
	I remember reading that one and thinking, I hope someday to have the same experience.
	I'm really kind of bumming that Falky and Kathy didn't have kids because imagine what a great story this would be for them.
	No, no, that is just how daddy met mommy at the wedding of their child.
	He stands up there and tells that story.
	I'm not seeing them having children.
	Can you?
	Oh, no.
	Hey, for all we know, he might have children all over the lands.
	Yeah, I doubt it.
	Let's all be thankful that that pecker doesn't work anymore.
	The only way he could father any children was if she was unbelievably stupid.
	You know, I mean, the only way he's going to father children is if MV came over and helped out and took care of it for him because it's not happening with him.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, I just feel sorry for the poor little son if he were a father.
	God.
	Do you want to feel even worse?
	This is the social media stats for Falki's YouTube channel.
	Yes, we didn't hear this.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I want to hear chat room since there's a delay.
	Start putting in right now what you think his estimated monthly earnings are.
	And we'll come back to that and see how close we get.
	And also I'll have you guys all give your estimate.
	But before we get there, let me tell you what his subscriber rank is among all YouTube video uploaders.
	He is 1,990.
	I can't even say it.
	That's such a big number.
	1,996,391.
	Does it say out of how many?
	1.5 million.
	Yes, out of 2 million.
	So there's that many subscribers.
	No, he doesn't have a million.
	He's coming 1 millionth or however, whatever.
	Oh, you mean he's down the list?
	Yes.
	Yeah, he's down the list.
	That's his rank.
	He's 1.9 million people ahead of him in subscriber rank.
	Now, this gets painful, though.
	In the last 30 days, he's had 28,959 views.
	Well, I know, and I'm not sure, when was the Orlando shooting?
	That was over 30 days ago.
	Because I remember someone posting a video that he did.
	Remember, he was doing those Johnny on the spot breaking news where he was just stealing, basically breaking news from other outlets and then reporting on them as if he was breaking the news.
	And I think in his mind, he actually thought he was breaking those stories.
	But anyway, one of the stories he did, because it was on Orlando or on Paris or maybe the Nice attack, because people are searching for things, he got a lot of traction because people were searching for Nice and terrorist attack and they actually found his video.
	And one of them had 11,000 views.
	So, I mean, he had about 1,000 dislikes to it.
	But, yeah.
	Well, he's had in total for his channel 274,000 video views.
	That's out of 1,167 videos he's uploaded.
	So somebody figure out what that is per video.
	Well, I told him once, which I mean, Folk, he always ignores anything he doesn't want to see.
	And I told him once, I said, I've got something like 12 videos on YouTube, and my combined total was more than at the time.
	My combined total was more than the combined total that he'd got with 500.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think I have one video on YouTube that has a high percentage of what his total video views are.
	Okay, so what are your guys' guesses?
	I'll tell you that no one in the chat room has got it yet.
	There's one person that's the closest, but I'm not going to say who they are.
	Yorkshire, what do you think his monthly estimated earnings are?
	And if you can adjust for US dollars, that would be awesome.
	I'm not sure.
	When you say monthly, do you mean as an average?
	Yeah, just one month.
	Yeah.
	An average.
	An average for one month, what does he earn?
	In dollars, I'd say about five, if that.
	Okay.
	Maybe that's.
	All right, what do you think?
	Who's it?
	I'll go with $2.75.
	Okay.
	And Glorious Bidge, you're next.
	What do you say?
	I'm thinking $10.
	$10?
	Okay, Jazz, what do you say?
	Are we playing Price Is Right rules where it's closest?
	Closest without going over.
	That's right.
	Closest without going over.
	All right.
	So I'm going to say $11.
	Britt has it.
	What did he say?
	He was the closest without going over.
	$5.
	You said $5?
	The number is $7.
	I should have said $6.
	Really?
	Yes.
	He makes an estimate.
	And of course, there's a range.
	I'm going with the lowest end of the range because I feel it's the most accurate.
	So it says that right now he makes about $7 a month.
	And at the highest end of his possible estimated yearly earnings, it's a whopping $87.
	Well, you know, with the devaluation of the pound, he needs to convert it to sterling.
	It's about $132.33 at the moment.
	It was about $147 a few months ago.
	If you estimate the cost of his internet service, he actually is making negative $180 a month.
	And the iPads and the iPhones.
	And now he's got to buy all of that again because MV infected every single piece of internet.
	Does he realize, though, every time he replaces it, all it does is transfer to the new stuff?
	We hope he's not going to be able to do it.
	Well, he's going to start all new accounts and everything because MV has hacked into all of it.
	Because he gave the.
	I mean, can you imagine what that telephone conversation was like?
	And he spoke to somebody.
	I don't know who his internet provider is, but he got them to send him a new router and cable because he convinced the guy on the other end of the phone that he got cameras in the cable.
	Can you imagine?
	Can you imagine how that conversation went?
	I wish there was a falky leak of that.
	That would be awesome.
	Oh, that would be unbelievable.
	Can you imagine?
	Hi, I'm George Sender from Martinas.
	And he starts giving the guy a hard time.
	Saying, I've got spyware on my laptop, and it's gone to my iPad and my iPhone and my cooker and my.
	And he goes on like this for 10 minutes, and the guy's holding the phone away from him.
	He's saying, You've got to go listen to this.
	He's in a call center, and he's saying, You've got to listen to this.
	And the supervisor comes over and sticks the phone, and he's and they're listening to it.
	And then he gets on to, and my cable's got cameras in it.
	Can you imagine that?
	When that drops, that drops, and the entire room goes silent in the call center.
	The collective mouths fall open.
	They say, What?
	And I'm sure he would be peppering this comment throughout it.
	It's MV's Fauf.
	It's MV's Fauf.
	Well, you know, go ahead with that.
	I do like to imagine that he's going to use the phrase, Do you know who I am? several times throughout the conversation, like people would know.
	Yeah.
	I've met Frank Sinatra.
	Well, if you go to my YouTube channel, you know, he calls the internet provider.
	He goes, I'm George Sender, the guy from Pittsburgh, TM.
	Do you know who I am?
	I always loved the fact that he thinks by actually just placing the letters TM at the end of his name that no one can take his name from him legally.
	Really quick.
	Sorry, in the chat room, I see Rosegirl has joined the chat and says that she has some insider knowledge.
	She needs to call in and share that with us, whatever it is she's posting in the chat.
	Okay.
	Rosegirl, 573-837-4948.
	That's 573-837-4948.
	Or search for us on Skype, ufoship.com.
	And isn't she probably the most popular poster on Belgab?
	Who are you talking about?
	Sorry.
	Rosegirl.
	Rose Girl.
	I mean, it seems like she's got a large following of people who are big fans of her.
	So she should call in and talk about that too.
	Okay, then I've taken a lot of your time up, so I'll leave you.
	Yorkshipport, it was an absolute pleasure to talk to you.
	Thank you for staying up or not going to bed or whatever.
	Do not have bad dreams about Falki tonight, please.
	Oh, I never do.
	I never do.
	It was lovely to talk to you.
	You take care.
	All right.
	See you bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye.
	Well, that was a long-distance call, if ever there was one.
	This is amazing.
	I've got me in Australia.
	I'm bringing you this show, sending our audio that's coming from various points in the US, sending it to nearby Muncie, Indiana, then via, where does MV Livy live in?
	Cape Girardo, Missouri, over there.
	And then out to all of you degenerates, you deplorable people, you bellgabbers.
	If anyone wants to call the show, 573-837-4948 or Skype UFOship.com.
	So, what else is there to discuss tonight, guys?
	Well, Falki's total grade for YouTube is C. Is that good?
	I'm actually surprised it's that high.
	Who's doing the grading?
	I want to know.
	I'm not really sure.
	I'm not going to try to guess.
	Although I would devalue anything they say.
	What do you have to do to get an FBI?
	This is the new PC version of grading, so C is actually the lowest you can get.
	Showing up gets you a C.
	It's like writing your name.
	It's like that now with kids' sports, everybody gets an award day.
	They give everyone a trophy at the end of the day.
	No one comes first or second anymore.
	I actually heard in some sports.
	In Falki's world, everyone comes second.
	My nephews play sports down here, and in the lower age groups, they don't even score anymore.
	Can you believe that?
	They don't keep score.
	Oh, my son played in a t-ball league where they didn't keep score either.
	And each inning, they let everybody bat through.
	And it was the most painful thing to watch.
	Like, he had fun, and it was basically just learning the game.
	But as a parent and a competitive parent, it was driving me crazy.
	I'm like, come on.
	No one gets out.
	There's no score.
	It just drove me crazy.
	And we've got another caller on the line.
	Cola, you are on the air.
	Luca, you are on the air.
	Hello.
	Speak to us.
	Turn off your device and talk to us.
	Well, Luca seems to be having trouble, but we have another.
	Oh, we have another caller on the air.
	You might just hang up.
	Luca, call back if you can hear us.
	We can't hear you.
	Yeah, call us back.
	Hello, other caller, you are on the air.
	Other caller is Bateman.
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, Bateman, how you doing, buddy?
	Doing good.
	How you doing?
	I noticed that Ingloria's bitch has been very quiet tonight, and I'm wondering if she's just so disgusted beyond words by the Falky leaks.
	Well, it's funny that you should say that because the other day, I think it might have been yesterday, somebody was saying, was it who's it who was saying, I'm out of here, this is horrible.
	And I was like, oh, the week are dropping like flies.
	My social work background allows me to wade through the filth in life and just be unfaded.
	So there wasn't a moment where you felt you had to leave.
	I assumed, Ivy, that once Yorkshire called in, you were kind of busy during that, but was I wrong?
	Oh, my.
	What are you implying, sir?
	I don't know.
	You take it however you feel you'd like to.
	Well, that accent was hot.
	It was actually Cassio that forced me to leave.
	I just couldn't do that.
	Cassio, there wasn't a moment where you felt you had to tap out that.
	Sorry, Bateman.
	Can I say that again?
	Sorry, babe.
	I'm just wondering, there wasn't a moment that you felt like you had to tap out listening to some of those?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	No.
	I mean, it puts Falki in a bad light, which is saying a lot because he lives in a bad light.
	So this is going even above and beyond that.
	But no, I mean, he's just, he's a nasty piece of work, but then I can see that he's like a limited man intellectually.
	And I feel almost like, oh, I'm such a bully making fun of him.
	And then he says something disgusting, like his wieners twitching when little girls hook into Starbucks.
	And I'm like, oh, I'm right to hate him.
	So I feel like I waver back and forth between he's disgusting and, oh, I feel so bad for him.
	And he's disgusting.
	I think at the end of the day, he's so disgusting.
	That's the funny thing about him.
	I feel like what makes him such a compelling character, because let's be honest, you know, everybody loves to beat up on the guy, but how many pages does he have on Belgab right now?
	There is something new to talk about on literally practically an hourly basis on there.
	He's a 64-year-old man who lives alone in Martinez, California.
	And to be able to generate this much discussion, you've got to be rather interesting.
	And it doesn't have to be good, interesting.
	It doesn't have to be bad, interesting, but it is what it is.
	But he's compelling in his own way.
	And I've gone back and forth myself between thinking, you know, maybe a lot of the abuse is undeserved and he's just a little bit socially unaware and thinking that, wow, this is a guy who needs to be living in an institution or a group home or something.
	He should be quarantined from the general population.
	But I've gone through periods where I'm like, I want to like this guy.
	I think there is something about him.
	And maybe it's just my personality where I just generally want to like people.
	I mean, that's just sort of the default mode.
	But yeah, he goes and he says these things sometimes and you're like, holy shit.
	I mean, the guy is just.
	If you know nothing about him, he comes across as very charming.
	So I think that's part of the appeal as well, that for a few seconds, you're kind of in his web and then you remember who he is.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I must.
	And he's hitting everybody up for money, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	Just don't stare in his eyes or you'll get mesmerized.
	I think it's those box fans.
	They point in different directions, which should I not look into?
	Well, that's the thing that's the built-in safety valve there.
	It's very hard to do, but if you ever get in there, you're in trouble.
	Somebody who had been on a GabCast, and I can't remember who it was.
	I think it was SV, but I could be wrong, has said that Falke is like he galvanizes all the negativity.
	So if you're in a bad mood and you come on and you read some of the crappy stuff that Falke does, like, you know, pimping up prostitutes who are lactating, stuff like that, it's easy to sort of just hate on him because he's like the lightning rod.
	Yeah.
	You know, I got to wonder, though.
	Well, I don't have to wonder.
	I mean, they're definitely not legal.
	You know, that's something I wonder about as far as MV is concerned.
	You know, the legality of that stuff being on the site because it was definitely obtained illegally.
	You can't record somebody without their knowledge and then go post it on the internet over the phone.
	It doesn't depend on the states that it happened in.
	Like some states, it's okay.
	Like it's totally open where you can record people.
	In other states, it's not.
	You have to have consent.
	Yeah, I guess it depends where you're calling from.
	I know that show that was on, I don't know, maybe, what was it, 15 or so years ago?
	It was called Crank Yankers.
	They had to record that show out of Nevada because it's a one-party consent state.
	So literally all the people who were, all the comedians who were on that show, like Adam Carolla and what's the guy's name, Jim somebody or other, they all had to choose.
	It was kind of a pain in the ass to get that show produced because they all had to travel to Nevada to make the phone calls.
	So if whoever is calling, I guess, is doing so from one of those states, then they're fine.
	But I don't know.
	The likelihood, I think, is probably low.
	So what you're saying is that Bill is the guy recording all of these things.
	Wouldn't that be amazing?
	Smoking gun right there.
	That's what he's been doing with all his free time.
	Just thought her.
	That's why he had to leave the radio because he had a more important job to do.
	He's that guy who is standing there in the kitchen when you think you've got the hookup of your life when you're a creep.
	And he says, hi, you're on the Cash Your Predator.
	Chris Hanson, yeah.
	Chris Hanson, I couldn't think of his name.
	With what you're saying there, my idea of having a random prank Skype podcast wouldn't work unless I'm in Nevada.
	Exactly.
	Yep.
	Man.
	I think there's a couple other states that are like that, but I know Navad is one.
	We must look up Australian law, and maybe we can get away with that, but I doubt it.
	I think in Australia as long as it's not a dingo there.
	I had to step away for a few minutes.
	I don't think I heard every clip that you played.
	Did you play the lactation clip yet?
	Well, I don't know which one the lactation one is.
	If you can, I've got it.
	I have the one that has the word on it.
	It's scary that I know the name of the clip.
	I'm almost through all of them saving them.
	So I will get to it shortly.
	Baben, do you have another favorite one while I'm searching for that one?
	Oh, no, that was the one.
	That was the real jam out of all of them.
	There's one labeled $200, and I saw one of the things that somebody wrote about it, and it seemed to have an interesting tagline to it.
	So I'm going to play this one.
	It's called $200.
	I had a neighbor who was a lesbian, and this girl was about five foot tall, built like a reverbial brick outhouse.
	38 triple Ds, but used to rock.
	I told you, Daisy Dukes, and I may have told you this Halters.
	And I offered her $200 for sex because I wanted to fuck the hell out of her.
	I guess she couldn't pay a rent.
	She was stupid.
	She should have taken the $200.
	I would have been happy with a tidfuck.
	I had someone I knew who was, I met her in a massage parlor, and she came to my house, had sex with me.
	Kathy, she came to the door one day when Kathy's there, and that was the end of that.
	But Kathy's jealous of anybody I've been involved with.
	She's not jealous of Julia because we never had sex other than I got to suck in her boobs and kiss her.
	We never went on the way.
	Did not have sexual relations with that.
	I'm jealous of women I talked to in a bookstore because she's insecure.
	I wonder why.
	You know, and I go like, you know, just because I'm talking to someone doesn't mean I'm going to want to humping them an hour later.
	I'll offer him 20 bucks to do so.
	Oh, I've got to isolate Falki's saying.
	You've got to love the fact that he's calling her stupid because she doesn't want to be a prostitute.
	Why do all of his stories go back to sex or paying for sex or the fact that he didn't get to pay for sex?
	Or women who don't want to sleep with him are lesbians.
	Yeah.
	And like, the guy can't remember where he left the keys to his Prius, but he remembers exactly what kind of shorts the lady was wearing.
	I think there's more money in this new folky, this foul-mouthed folky.
	Falky talking about fucking.
	I think there's more money in that than his whole YouTube shtick.
	Maybe he needs to switch to porn tube for his more views.
	I'm so messed up by this, I can't even talk.
	It needs to stay audio only.
	The theater of the mob.
	The thing to me is the fact that he doesn't know who he told these things to, which means he tells everybody these things.
	He either tells everyone these things or he just does not want to believe that the person that he might have told or he thinks he's told could ever betray him.
	Right.
	What's more likely in his mind is that his apartment has been bugged.
	Yeah, he loves that.
	I've found the lactation, by the way.
	Oh, you have?
	Yes.
	I don't know if I want to hear it, but play it.
	Well, none of us look in playing this, it's not, I don't condone this, the, you know, getting these without Falky's knowledge.
	I don't condone what he's saying.
	But this is Belgab.
	This is a podcast about Belgab.
	So we're just reporting the news.
	I do want to tell you, I'm already unsubscribed from the RSS feed for the podcast just because of the audio you're about to play, and I've never heard it before.
	If MV has a problem with this, he can call in and let us know.
	But here we go.
	Lactation.
	It's a fantasy, okay?
	If you're lactating.
	I won't lie.
	I mean, there's a porn star you can look her up called Lethal Weapons.
	About two or three years ago, she was pregnant, her tits were full of milk.
	She wanted $300.
	Yeah, I would have gone over there if it wasn't with Kathy and sucked the hell out of those tits and the milk and fucked the shit out of her.
	I've done that with a woman, and it gets me turned on for some reason.
	Don't ask me why.
	And that one who died of cerebral cancer, I used to nurse on her boots, and she had milk in them.
	She just had a goddamn baby.
	But really, that's my business, isn't it?
	It wasn't the baby.
	MV shouldn't allow that shit.
	He's allowing it because he gets some page views.
	And I don't know how he gets paid with that, but he gets paid.
	And there is a rule about posting shit from other boards on the sport.
	MV won't enforce it.
	He makes money off of it.
	But, you know, like a big pig stunger is an asshole.
	He should be thrown off the board.
	You don't post shit from a defunct form to attack another poster.
	I can't defend myself against that shit.
	I can't even read it half the time.
	He sent me an inbox with that Kelly Double D about I fucked her for 20 bucks and a happy meal from a Mega Man meal from Carls Jr.
	I don't even know where the Carls Jr. is.
	You can bet one thing, if I were to buy Belgab, that would be all gone.
	The first guy banned would be digital pig suggler.
	Well, actually, little Chris would be first.
	I mouse that to fight to see what he's doing.
	And he's talking to Little Chris right now.
	That's the funny thing.
	Probably.
	With drooling of anticipation.
	Wouldn't that be hysterical if while he's probably badmouthing Little Chris the whole time and he's actually talking to Little Chris?
	Well, when he used to speak to Damon, he would badmouth Spock.
	And Damon is Spock.
	Oh, that's true.
	No, no.
	This isn't all that.
	Go ahead.
	This has already painted such a nice picture, but imagine him showing up at that person's house.
	I think she'd take one look at his snaggle tooth, and the price would go up from $300,000 to about $15,000.
	Yes.
	You don't want to puncture those lactating breasts.
	Obviously, there's a market for whatever it is he's looking for here.
	So, yeah, you want to get your top dollar for it.
	And if you look at his YouTube revenue stream, he'll be able to afford it in 2020.
	The best part of that clip, though, is when he says, but really, that's my business.
	It's everybody's business now.
	He also says he's got to figure this out.
	When he says he doesn't know where this comes from, I mean, really?
	Really?
	You don't know where it comes from?
	You don't know where what comes from?
	Well, his predilection for lactating women.
	Well, oh, there was a comment.
	Didn't he mention his mother's 44 double D. Exactly.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You don't have to be a psychiatrist to figure out where this comes from.
	And that's when he was 12 that she refused.
	Let's buy another clip.
	I think maybe this is the one where he mentions his mother's ample bosom.
	And I think maybe it may be because I wasn't breastfed.
	I spent – now, the story I heard once was that you're an incubator at Wig Creek.
	I weighed a pound and seven ounces at birth.
	It came out three months early.
	And my mother was a blonde with 44 triple D's, so it's almost deep down.
	Who describes their mom with their breasts?
	Dad had a description of Playboy and men's action and stag and all those men's Nazi she-wolf of the Borneo.
	Have you seen that one?
	That's good.
	Pictures of women and drawings, the women with 18 buttons missing.
	And I would read all these men's magazines, and even before I could get my first erection, I knew what the girls were.
	I just didn't know what to do about it.
	And I met one girl when I was 12.
	Her sister finked on us.
	We're at the Fort Belboor swing pool.
	My dad was at work, and it was summertime, so he left me go swimming and watch girls, you know, which was fun.
	I was, and then after we moved around so much that every time I had a girlfriend, we'd move and there went to girlfriends.
	So I think at Lado was 25 because, and then when I got older, 18, 19, 20, I couldn't fucking, you know, I could have been dropped in a lesbian colony and couldn't get laid.
	Or, you know, what's that word?
	A nymphomaniac colony and couldn't have gotten laid.
	A nymphomaniac colony.
	Was that like what was the witch's coven that Fort Rock was?
	Can you imagine Fort Rock and Falky going out to hit the town like two wild and crazy guys?
	This is just wild.
	All right.
	I'm going to leave Scott.
	Steve, before we leave.
	Go ahead.
	I was going to ask Steve if he was roasting in the hot 79-degree sun on Sunday.
	Did you faint off?
	I am.
	I was, actually.
	Yeah, I had to be revived.
	I had to be loaded into a handy van.
	Is this a comment on that?
	I whiffed away to my daughter's apartment.
	Did you know that allegedly there's a medical facility in that building, the daughter's apartment?
	Yeah, yeah, that was discussed in the thread a little bit.
	It was apparently, humorously enough, a former senior living center or something like that.
	So the speculation was that it's being used as like a triage clinic for her.
	The problem with that is if it was listed by one of those real estate agents, there's other people who've been through there.
	I mean, I seriously doubt that they had a hidden facility in there.
	It's unlikely.
	I think it's just a coincidence more than anything.
	But the idea that it was just pneumonia, I think is absurd.
	And the fact that here's the thing that gets me about all this.
	It's the fact that NBC was told to stop shooting at that 9-11 event.
	And this is what NBC reporters put out there.
	It's not just wild speculation or anything.
	NBC reporters said that they were told to stop shooting the event.
	And if that video that that one guy recorded, if that were not out there, they would never have said it was pneumonia.
	They would have said that the health stuff is just conspiracy nonsense.
	They would have continued with that.
	But you get thrown into the back of a handy van, like a side of beef.
	Yeah, and you've got to come up with some explanation for that.
	So they came up with pneumonia.
	But I think it's a far more serious underlying medical condition.
	Yeah, she left her shoe behind.
	I mean, she seems to have gone down because the two men that were helping her couldn't hold her.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And that didn't look like dehydration.
	I mean, obviously, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I mean, that looked pretty serious.
	Yeah.
	Well, Hillary, what can you say?
	Steve, thank you for calling.
	We do have another call.
	Yeah, I'm not going to run.
	Thank you for calling and giving us your thoughts on the Falky, the latest Falky League's bleep gate.
	I do feel a little bit physically ill, so I guess we've accomplished something here.
	We've done our job.
	Good night, guys.
	See you, buddy.
	G'day.
	Other caller, you are on the air.
	Hello.
	This is White Crow.
	Hello, White Crow.
	Authentic White Crow.
	Man, I cannot believe those Falky clips.
	I mean, it's definitely George's voice, but I always like IB and Dayton and the special kid in the class, and people are jumping on and bullying him.
	And I felt sorry for the guy always, but he is a bastard manipulator.
	It's pretty clear.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	I mean, those confirmed that whoever Tug goes on or found him.
	Amazing.
	Yeah, he certainly has a different persona.
	And I've been saying it the whole night in those clips that he comes across as a totally different person as he does in the videos.
	That's not to say we didn't know that he had some of those qualities, but the persona in his YouTube videos to those clips totally polar opposites.
	And no idea how old those clips are.
	Oh, no.
	No idea.
	He definitely goes from being kind of a bumbling boob to kind of really creepy.
	Yeah, I mean, wow.
	He's had an interesting life, that's for sure.
	Well, he certainly has, and he also apparently has a very sensitive colon.
	So if you would like to just listen in on a moment, we bring you another Falky moment.
	I had the toilet seat.
	Anyway, I'll get off the pole right now.
	You can stay.
	I really, my point of view with Falky was always he was a special education kid.
	And I never really bullied him, and I felt sorry for him.
	You know, tried to help him with a few things here and there.
	But, wow, it's amazing how you can get sucked into something who's that good.
	He's maintained that character for so long, Delgab.
	Okay, that's all I got to do.
	Do you think he's playing a character?
	Like, I don't know.
	I used to think he was.
	Who knows which is true or either character is true.
	But the point is, he has the ability to do that and stay in the character.
	So if you had your time over again, would you enable him?
	Would you pay, didn't you pay money for him to go to a conference, one of those UFO conferences?
	Yeah, I gave him some bass bunions.
	Yeah, but that's kind of like we're goofing different seasons if each after his big deal.
	A few bucks out of my pockets, not going to matter one way or another.
	And people enjoyed it for extended the dread for a few more days and had some fun with it.
	So, no, I have absolutely no regrets on that.
	And I just sent him a hoodie, and I don't have any regrets on that.
	Love all.
	This is how I know where I rank in the world.
	Falky has a hoodie, and I still do not.
	Now, can I ask?
	Go ahead.
	What size hoodie did you send Falky?
	You send them all to him.
	All stitched together.
	And I don't like it.
	When he has his unveiling, I'm a little bit worried if he'll fit into it.
	I think he's been growing a bit larger.
	I mean, I don't watch all of his videos, but I think he's a lot bigger than he was, say, a year ago or 18 months ago.
	Oh, I think so too, yeah.
	Somehow, I subscribe to him, and once in a while, just once in a while, he appears on my telephone, and I click on it and notice the same thing that he's got a little bit more rotund.
	For a guy on a very fixed income.
	For a guy on a very fixed income, he's certainly not lacking for nourishment.
	Yeah, most of the carbohydrates.
	All right.
	All right, well, I'll let somebody else call.
	I don't have anything more to say.
	Good night, Rachel.
	Thank you.
	Good night, Waiker.
	Thank you for calling.
	If anyone else would like to join us, 573-837-4948 or SkypeUFOShip.com.
	And yeah, well, let's hear about Falki sensitive.
	Oh, no.
	I'm wondering how I'm getting an incoming call from the other thing.
	This must be MV.
	Hello, you are on the air.
	Hello.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I didn't have you.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	How are you?
	You know, I'm curious.
	Has anyone really actually addressed where these audio clips of Falki came from?
	Is that known?
	Well, we're going to be able to do that.
	We were hoping you could tell us more about these cameras that you've put on his Ethernet cables.
	Isn't that just a hoot?
	I mean, I can't believe he did.
	He really says that there were cameras inside the Ethernet cable.
	Is that even technologically possible?
	He tried a new one.
	He said he bought a new one, one without any catalysts.
	He's convinced, MV.
	He's convinced his friends have convinced him that this is so.
	Well, more power to them.
	I think they're great, the people telling him this stuff.
	You know, conventional wisdom might lead one to think, oh, MV, Michael's probably upset that these people are making him, but I think it's hilarious.
	It's the ultimate controlling.
	I, for one, feel safer in this country knowing that you're spying on everybody.
	I don't like the shirt you have on right now, actually.
	It's, you know, button shirts.
	If you could just go ahead and do something about that.
	You're clearly not looking at me.
	I'm not wearing a shirt.
	I have never, I have said this before.
	I have never done something that was so purely altruistic in sending him a laptop that I broke this thing into a thousand pieces, getting all the dust out of there.
	I cleaned out the fan assembly.
	I put new thermal paste on the heatsink, put it all back together, put a brand new solid-state drive in it.
	Did a clean Windows install, Windows 10.
	You know, went through and changed a bunch of things so that it would be less likely.
	Curtis, I even went to someone who cares.org forward slash hosts forward slash zero, the word zero, downloaded that hosts file and dumped it into his Windows into the appropriate folder so that he would be less likely to end up with malware on his machine.
	I mean, I couldn't have been more altruistic in what it was that I did.
	And I've never had something like that so thoroughly thrown back in my face.
	If there was ever a person who wanted spyware and to go to those sites that are getting blocked, it'd be Falky.
	Maybe that's a good idea.
	You know, it might present something of a challenge browsing lactating prostitute websites when you've got a custom hosts file blocking that stuff, yo.
	And trying to get a lot of things.
	I don't know if Stanford's lactating thing, by the way.
	I mean, who is that something men are into?
	I guess it is because there's a I've seen lactating women pornography categories.
	So I guess that is something men are into.
	Well, I wasn't until I heard about it, but yeah, it's sounds like a word men lightly, right?
	People with penises, I have been told, are into women who are lactating.
	When my wife had both of our babies, I am disgusted by breast milk.
	I mean, like, if a little bit gets on my hand, you know, it's like, oh, my God, what's going on here?
	You know, I'm pumping this breast milk into my kid's face with a bottle, but if a little bit of it gets on my hand, you may as well have thrown battery acid on my hand.
	It gets on your shirt, you burn it.
	You selfish bad.
	I don't know who could be into that.
	What is that?
	You selfish bastard folky would have licked your hands clean.
	You know, I missed out on squeezing a lot of his social security money out of him.
	I really did.
	We could have made some, you know, that's the reason for us to have kids going forward, I think.
	Just all the milk money we could make.
	I know a guy in Martinez, honey.
	Let's have another baby.
	You know, the reason he's into it is because he's never actually had a chance to experiment with it.
	What do you mean?
	So the thing with all of his ideas or fantasies, they're all things that have never actually happened.
	Like, I bet he's never paid anybody for sex or any sexual act, but he's dreamed of it.
	Really?
	How could he afford it?
	If he has a choice between eating and finding a lactating hooker, I would think that he eats.
	I mean, look at him.
	Well, he is quite rotund, is he not?
	Am I wrong?
	No, you don't.
	I think he's right.
	I don't understand it.
	I mean, I understood that I understand his nature in that when you step back and take a look at the whole thing, it wasn't really terribly surprising that he threw the whole laptop thing back in my face and invented reasons to hate me for trying to help him.
	But when I see that he really does apparently legitimately believe that malware has permeated his entire residence and infected his coffee machine and his refrigerator, oh, yes, and an egg carton has as well been victimized by my perpetrations.
	That really, I think I pity him now.
	Now that I know he really believes that, I mean, this is obviously somebody who has some sort of disorder.
	I don't know what it is.
	I'm not qualified to gauge what it is, but that's not a normal human being who would believe it.
	That's the question.
	Why doesn't he get rid of it?
	If he thinks that this is spying on him and ruining his life, you'd think he'd sell it.
	He could use the money.
	Maybe he's, well, I mean, why doesn't he do about anything about what it is that makes his knee hurt?
	Why doesn't he do anything about what it is that makes his back numb?
	Why doesn't he do anything about what it is that makes his sinuses all screwed up?
	I mean, he doesn't do anything about any of that.
	I think he likes to have something to hold on to, something that he can point to to say, aha, yes, see, here lies the source of my problems.
	He's not happy unless he's unhappy.
	Yeah, I think that's, I think that's that you could explain some of the psychology of it with those simple words.
	I don't know, man.
	So again, does anybody know where these clips are coming from?
	I don't think we ever really answered that question.
	Harbinger, whoever we are harbinger is, is the one posting.
	I'm guessing it's one of his friends because who else would have a taped conversation with him?
	And not just that, they obviously know Falky, know all the stories because they've obviously asked him, What's the Kelly Double D diner story?
	What's the story with Paperboy?
	There was something.
	So they've given all those little things that Falky's talked about over the years and got him to elaborate on it.
	I want to hear the Paperboy story.
	That sounds racy.
	Well, it's not Paperboy as in like he had this encounter with a Paperboy.
	No, Paper Rouse.
	I know you're talking about Paperboy from Dell Gabb.
	Paperboy said that he just went out to Falki's house and visited him.
	And of course, Falki gave him the song and dance about how his apartment needs to be cleaned.
	Nobody will come to help him do it.
	And Paperboy said, okay, I'll help you, but if I'm going to do that, and I think he's entirely right to set these preconditions, by the way, because if you've ever tried to help a hoarder, they are totally incapable mentally of managing the process of organizing or throwing anything away.
	So there has to be someone in there who's granted ultimate authority to make these decisions.
	And so Paperboy said, I'll come help you.
	I'll clean your apartment.
	I'll do all of that.
	But you're going to give me final authority on what stays and what goes.
	And I don't think the two have spoken since.
	I think that was the end of it.
	As is typical with a lot of hoarders, you know, when you back them into a corner like that, they start sweating and their knees start shaking.
	And they scream in pain.
	No one backs Falky into a corner.
	This is Falki's version of events.
	Paperboy came in here.
	I was very gracious.
	I showed him my apartment.
	We sat out in the balcony.
	He sat on the steps.
	We talked for over an hour about what he does for a living, I can tell you.
	And his basically bicycle.
	Then he got on Belgab and told him it were up to him.
	He would either throw away, sell, or dispose of my property.
	Who the fuck are you to start throwing away my shit?
	Arthur is my mother, but it's also the principal thing.
	You have no right to tell me what to have, what not to have.
	None of you do.
	Do you like Falkie, the new Falky, the swearing Falky?
	Well, you know, if you're going to solicit help from people to come into your home and move things around or get rid of things, when you obviously are somebody who has a problem, I mean, he's obviously a hoarder.
	And if you're going to solicit that sort of help, then I don't think it's too far-fetched to expect that people are going to set some preconditions.
	And I think, really, I mean, Paperboy said he knew that Falke was not going to accept that.
	And that's why he offered it in those terms because he didn't really want to help.
	So that seems that that plan seems to have worked.
	Did you guys know going into this you'd be doing a Falkey cast tonight?
	You must be so proud of yourself.
	No, most of it was on the fly when we first started talking about him.
	I went to Belgab and started downloading all of the comments, all the clips.
	His star may be rising again because he's going to be on the end of day show, allegedly in October.
	Oh, no, is he?
	That Falke is going to be on End of Days in October.
	Well, that seems what I call it.
	I'm going to get sloppy booking because they need to strike while the iron's hot.
	They need to get whatever UFO huckster or whoever's selling alien juice, you know, bump them and move Falke up.
	I mean, you know, he's kind of a hot commodity right now.
	You don't book something like that in October.
	So can I just say, Tommy, our producer?
	I mean, Jasmunda did a good job of getting that stuff lined up so quickly.
	Yeah.
	He really worked hard.
	You know, people are talking.
	Am I getting paid for this?
	You've asked that question so many times, and you expect a different answer every time.
	I get the feeling.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	In regards to Falki and his friends, I mean, we know that he, it doesn't matter how often you betray this guy, he'll always bring you back into the fold.
	You know, we've seen it with Area 51 drone.
	We've seen it with Little Chris.
	And where his current situation with Six Week Tenure, who was the guy who used to post all of those little clips, you know, he would take the YouTube clips and make he was one of the guys, you know, make the animated GIFs of Falky doing sort of nasty things.
	This was a guy who did that at Falkie, and all of a sudden, Falky has forgotten about that stuff.
	And Six-Week Tenure is one of the right-hand men in his circle of trust.
	Well, because he can't use his own right hand.
	He needs somebody.
	Yes.
	He doesn't really care who it is.
	We've got another caller.
	Caller, you are on the air.
	Hello.
	Hi, Jeff.
	Hey, Star.
	MV, thank you so much for calling in and coming up.
	Why?
	Why is it so great that I called?
	I'm just a man.
	Because we couldn't get Falky, and you're really good second place.
	Well, I don't know how to take that.
	Well, I'm just very glad.
	How are you doing, sweetie?
	What's going on over there?
	I'm kind of a mild hoarder.
	I don't have that much room to hoard, so there's that.
	I could see that.
	I could see that in you.
	What advice would you give to someone who's really, really willing to work at de-hoarding?
	I would say to yourself, go through your home and anything you haven't used or thought about in at least in less than a year, get rid of.
	Unless it has actual sentimental value.
	But the problem with hoarders is they don't know how to define what should and shouldn't have sentimental value.
	I mean, they'll hold on to a napkin because it was used once at a Taco Bell by their dead grandmother.
	You know, they're like that.
	So that would be my starting point.
	I'll give you some advice, too.
	You might start with a can of gasoline, a match, and then go to lunch.
	Oh, well, I can't because this is no longer in my home.
	Not for Star Mountain.
	I don't want you to burn your home down, but for other people.
	No, but for a hoarder in general.
	She said she's a mild hoarder.
	Right.
	So she hasn't reached the point of my hoard.
	It's not bad now.
	It's not bad now.
	I just still have some boxes I haven't unpacked.
	Star Mountain, I want to take a guess at what you're hoarding.
	I think you are hoarding newspapers and hummels.
	What's a hummel?
	Okay, well, I missed the mark on that one.
	Your cameras aren't working nearly as well as you thought they were.
	You might want to focus on that.
	I can't really tell if those are hummels or cucumbers.
	I don't know what they are.
	No, no cucumbers.
	But I've got an avocado in my fridge that really needs to go.
	So what are you hoarding?
	Well, I don't know.
	It's all in boxes for moving.
	I haven't unpacked all my boxes yet.
	So maybe I could do some de-hoarding practices as I unpack.
	Are these boxes in a storage unit that you're paying for?
	What I do have, do you remember that gab cast you did years ago where you gave away a copy of Coming Global Superstorm?
	That might not have been with MV.
	That was with Curtis and Eddie and myself.
	I'll take credit.
	Yeah, I remember when I did that.
	Sure.
	Like the best idea I've ever had, and that's coming from the guy who created Falky's thread.
	It's a good thing you didn't ask him.
	You had to sign it first.
	The whole thing would have never happened.
	I know.
	Instead, we had Bell Gabber sign it.
	Now, whatever happened to that book, where did it get stalled?
	Star, are you saying you have it?
	Yeah, I have it.
	Yes.
	That's one thing that I can put up for next time you guys have a contest, and I'll donate the book.
	Wait, so do you have the book that was given away by the Gap Card?
	This is one I bought in California.
	So you bought this yourself.
	Okay, so I have no idea where that book is now, but I'd love to hear who the current holder of it is.
	Well, we'd still like you to return it to us, even though you've got it.
	Come on.
	Agent Orange, I think, got it.
	Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Agent Orange had sent it to someone else.
	He was the first person to win it.
	And I think it might have even gone over an ocean somewhere.
	It might even be with Yorkshire Pud.
	I'll have to ask him.
	It's my understanding, each person, each recipient, was supposed to sign it, read it if they chose to, and send it off to the next person.
	Is that not how it was supposed to go?
	That's absolutely correct.
	Where's it at now?
	Nobody knows?
	We were such good businessmen.
	No, you are not.
	My dehoarding, I can have a Bell Gab auction, and they'll take pictures of my stuff.
	Kidding.
	Star Mountain, are you keeping your stuff in a storage unit that you pay for?
	No, I'm keeping them in boxes right now.
	Okay, well, I have a friend whose mom has approximately $70 worth of property in a storage unit that she's been paying $75 a month for for about four or five years now.
	And she's always complaining that she doesn't know.
	She's a textbook order.
	Well, talking about storage bins or storage facilities, doesn't Falky have half of his stuff in a storage locker somewhere?
	And I can't wait until the episode of Storage Wars, where they open that up and someone faints from the odor that wafts out that stale, what was it, the rat's urine-soaked plushies?
	The collectibles.
	Yes.
	What I think would be interesting is when Falki eventually dies from congestive heart failure and rots in his bathtub for a week before anybody finds him.
	When that happens, I think it would just be great if a few bell gabbers came into the apartment complex and said, look, I'm family.
	I'm here to take care of all this.
	I'm really, I just want to help you get this taken care of.
	And go in there and do some documenting.
	I'd be interested to know what you find.
	Yeah, someone needs to find that iMac and show us all the videos that didn't make it to YouTube.
	Although we felt that sounds racy.
	I'm sure everything will show up.
	I'm sure every video he has ever made has made it up to YouTube.
	He doesn't seem like the type that would discard anything or edit anything.
	He doesn't take much restraint on what he publishes and doesn't.
	What did you guys think about the new Bell Gabber?
	We're trying to get Roswell's art.
	Hold on.
	Let me try that again.
	Roswell's art to call in.
	So I'm going to hop off.
	Ibby, you're doing super duper.
	I hope you hose more often.
	We love your voice.
	I don't like it when people call you Ibby.
	I just don't like it.
	Really?
	I don't.
	It seems too insider, too clickish.
	I don't like it.
	Really?
	Because I feel like Inglorious Bitch.
	I mean, I thought it was like a funny handle.
	I think that's your screen name.
	I think that's what people ought to call you.
	I don't know.
	I just get a little upset.
	My jaws tighten just about.
	How do you feel about IV?
	Just IV.
	That might be better.
	Yeah, that might be more acceptable.
	Ivy, because I love your voice.
	I hope you keep calling in the host.
	And I think a lot of people in the forum think so too.
	Yes.
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you for calling in.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	You know, Glorious Bitch, because of you, I've cursed more in this episode than all the podcasts I've ever done combined.
	What did you guys think of the news?
	What did you guys think of the new site redesign?
	Well, if you listened to the first part of the show, you might have heard MV.
	We did.
	Well, I did, but I mean, I didn't really hear anything conclusive, like, yay or no.
	I like it.
	Yeah, I like it.
	I like it.
	Now that it was pointed out and I looked at it, I like it.
	And I had mentioned since.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm an idiot.
	Go ahead.
	I'm sorry.
	Since Art and George aren't really generating that much comment, it makes sense to rearrange the different rubrics under which people will post.
	So I like it.
	MV, tell us your thoughts.
	What was your thought process in designing, redesigning or setting out what's going to go where on the front page?
	Well, first of all, nothing was deleted.
	Everything was just simply moved around.
	And you'll see as you look at the main page, talk, radio, and podcast, politics, and so forth.
	All of those encompass what already comprised Bellgab.
	So everything's able to fit into one of those.
	But what really is going through my mind is that Bellgab has to exist as its own entity, regardless of whether Art likes us this week, regardless of whether Heather is willing to admit that she ever used the forum or not.
	I mean, it's got to continue existing as its own entity.
	And to have everything just Art Bell this, and here's Art Bell's, here's Art Bell's postcards from the 50s.
	Is that available?
	What?
	Are his postcards from the 50s available?
	That would have to be a turbo mode number.
	Yeah, that's only for turbo mode.
	I'd be very interested, PM.
	Again, another feature that technological limitations are hindering, but we're working on that.
	I promise you.
	Firefox as the engine behind that.
	Firefob will run turbo mode soon.
	I think that as it's set up now, people could come here and not feel as though they have to know who Art Bell is or be fans of Art Bell or be connected to that whole universe in order to use the forum.
	And, you know, it's going to sink or swim.
	One of the two.
	But, I mean, was there really a long-term prognosis here with things as they currently are?
	Was there a—I really don't think that there was any sort of recipe for long-term success here with it being the Art Bell Fan Forum, with everything saying Art Bell, every other word, on the main page.
	I mean, he's not doing a show anymore.
	The show that he was doing, it exists.
	It exists, but it's, I mean, the people behind the show and the person hosting the show are entirely uninterested in having any association with the forum.
	So it's just like, okay, well, let's be our own thing, really.
	Everybody can still talk about all the same things they've always talked about.
	There's nothing stopping anybody from doing anything.
	Did you put any thought into the order?
	I noticed you've put politics up as has jumped up the ladder into second spot.
	So was that based on the usage numbers?
	Or was it just based on what I felt like just based on my instincts, what it feels like deserves to be at the top or should be at the top?
	As I'm looking at it, I do think I should switch positions between technology and random threads.
	I agree.
	And actually, maybe the paranormal should be lowered down as well.
	But the top two, I think those are right where they need to be.
	I think maybe you should mix paranormal and politics together.
	I think maybe we should just replace the entire thing with a blue square, just a small blue square.
	When you go to bellgab.com, there's just a blue square in the middle of the screen.
	Nobody understood an orange circle.
	It could be the number one site on the internet with a blue square and an orange circle.
	We've got another caller on the air.
	Hello.
	Good evening, everybody.
	It's Open Lines Jerry.
	How are you doing?
	Oh, good.
	Thank you.
	Open Lines Jerry.
	This is not Open Lines, Jerry.
	You sound very familiar Open Lines Jerry.
	Earlier after Jasmund asked me to call in, and I figured I would go ahead and give it a shot.
	Okay, can you prove who you are?
	Has this been verified?
	You sound a lot younger than your persona on Bellgab, who has a daughter of marrying age for Folkie.
	And an avatar who looks to be about 68.
	And the son who's a gravedigger.
	Wow, we know a lot about that already, man.
	Go ahead.
	Let me say praise MV first to start off.
	Oh, stop it.
	It's given us the opportunity to all join together, so I appreciate that.
	But yeah, I have no control over what my voice sounds like.
	As was pointed out earlier this week in the threads, the avatar photo I was using is not actually my real photo.
	Oh, get it.
	I was very happy to post that.
	You're the first person to fake their picture, man.
	That's not right.
	Sorry?
	I thought every picture on the forum was a true representation of the poster.
	Now you're telling me that's not the case?
	Well, at least not in the case of mine.
	So there you go.
	There's a dream shattered.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, for whatever reason, people thought that was really me.
	So anyway, I've explained via private inbox to some people that, like, you know, if I'm delivering certain messages and the night that I posted that or used that avatar picture and put that on there, I had some very sensitive topics regarding George and his opening of his third eye that I needed to post.
	And so I thought that, you know, like regardless of what you think of a person, if you see a photo of somebody, you kind of naturally have to associate feelings or some type of impression to that person just based on the photo alone.
	So I figured that was the most appropriate photo to use at the time.
	And how much contact do you have with the master, if I may call him the master?
	You don't deserve to, Jay.
	No, I'm in frequent contact with him multiple times a day via private inbox.
	I don't talk to him on the phone hardly at all.
	I've known him for going on two years now and have only spoken on the phone with him twice.
	I don't do Skype.
	I don't do Facebook.
	So it's virtually all inbox.
	And we chat back and forth several times a day, usually.
	We had a bit of a spat over this past weekend.
	You guys might have seen the video he released where I was called traitorous clotheslines Jerry or something to that regard.
	Well, you're part of it.
	I'm in frequent contact with the master for sure.
	Do you have any idea who the leaker is, who we are Harbinger is?
	No, and I wish I did because I would try to help George go after that person and put it to a stop.
	George, as many of you know, has taken several measures to try to protect his privacy, such as he just released the video last night.
	I think it was.
	What are you talking about?
	Who do you think you're talking to?
	Will you stop talking to us like we're George?
	You can drop that shtick.
	That's bullshit.
	I like it.
	Allow Open Lines to talk.
	I don't even continue it.
	But no.
	Yeah, so anyway, he's taken several measures to protect himself.
	And what was the original question?
	I don't remember what the original question was.
	I'm trying to keep up with you.
	I was just asking.
	I was asking how much contact you actually have with George and whether you so you're saying you don't speak to him on the on the phone at all because you have a couple times no, no.
	And then you asked if I knew who the leaker was.
	And no, like I said, I wish that I did know so I could help him in his efforts to track it down.
	But you know he has several steps that he's taking behind the scenes that he hasn't I don't believe he's even divulged everything to me at this point in terms or the circle of trust in terms of what he plans to do.
	But yeah he, he's taking steps.
	And who the leaker is, you know I'm hoping that that that person is going to trip up at some point and will make a mistake.
	And then we're going to be able to jump all over it.
	And we have a couple of operatives in the deep web who are underground trying to work out who is involved in the cabal and trying to find out exactly who has done what.
	And you know, I can let you know that, even though MV provided the laptop, MV is not considered to be at the top of the food chain in regards to what has gone down.
	He's, an enemy of the state though.
	Right, I'm sorry, MV is an enemy of the state, probably at this time and, to be honest, it was pretty funny over the weekend.
	The whole thing.
	George was, for those who might not be aware, he was really upset that I posted that I had joined Jason Callan's Legion, and so he saw that as an ultimate betrayal.
	He accused me of being paid off to turn on him, and then he said that that, like I was MV'S number one puppet at that point, I only I only gave you the high enemy of the state, and fortunately, another bell gabber tried to interject himself into the dialogue and he like, made claims against me that I was able to prove absolutely 100% were not true.
	That and George knew independently, without anything from me, that what the guy said was false, and so that opened the door for me to be able to join back into the circle of trust.
	Plus Justin, Plus just Justin.
	For anyone who doesn't know.
	For anyone who doesn't know, Justin is Folkey's web administrator.
	That is correct.
	Sounds like a great gig.
	Are you Justin and Jerry?
	Am I Justin and Jerry?
	No, I'm not.
	Uh-huh, sounds like a cold handle to use though, Justin and Jerry, Justin and Jerry's posting.
	I think you've been accused.
	Jerry Lee lives in Minnesota somewhere and I'm on the West Coast in Canada.
	Oh, you're in Canada.
	So you can't be lying.
	He's Canadian.
	Yes.
	You've also been accused of being.
	I'm an American.
	I moved here.
	You've been accused of being.
	Oh, you're an expat.
	You've been accused of being Little Chris as well, I've seen over the past few years.
	I've been accused of being him.
	I've been accused of being Belgab's Area 51 drone.
	I'm trying to remember if there's anybody else I've been accused of being.
	But yeah, like we're all separate people.
	Have you spoken to anyone?
	Or he's talked to all of us and knows that the voices are not the same and we're all different people.
	I will say this about Open Lines Jerry.
	I'm looking at his account information here, and he is not using, from what I can tell, he's not using a VPN.
	He's not using Tor.
	He's not anonymizing himself in any way.
	And from everything I'm able to see, no other user on the forum has ever posted from his IP address.
	So take that for what it's worth.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	There you go.
	Yes, yes.
	Vindication.
	Open Lines Jerry.
	Can you give us the rundown on Area 51 drone?
	What intelligence has your network picked up about him?
	Do you have anything specific about his whereabouts for the last two weeks?
	Maybe what Starbucks he's been hanging out at?
	And before you go, is he part of the circle of trust again?
	Area 51 drone is part of the circle of trust.
	Can you tell me who is in the circle of truth?
	Excuse me?
	Can you tell me who's in the circle of trust?
	I think I'll need to handle the questions from now on.
	Can you tell us who is involved in the circle of trust?
	How high up they are on the pyramid of Folkie?
	If you had to give an order in rank, who's at the top of the food chain when it comes to Folky?
	Okay, to begin with, there are some friends that appear that he has known for years, Paul and Maroney, and they don't participate in Bell Gab.
	They don't really have an online presence that I'm aware of.
	These are people that he's known for a long time.
	So Paul and Maroney are completely trusted implicitly.
	Next, when things turn south and George starts to smell the scent of betrayal, he'll first say that Justin, his administrator we just discussed, is the person that he trusts most and that Justin has never said anything untoward about him or caused him any problems.
	Just quietly.
	I think Justin can be blamed for a lot of these things, but continue.
	Well, I believe Kweaky even called him out the other day.
	Yeah, I think that's where I'm getting my information from.
	But anyway, then I can't remember.
	Somebody posted something about the three-legged stool or whatever, and that's when I corrected them and that it was the circle of tenure.
	It was a three-legged moose.
	And so, anyway, to get back to the question, I believe six-week tenure TM, probably at this point, the highest-ranking member.
	You know, let's be frank here.
	Old Jerry is never going to be anywhere near the top of the chain.
	Old Jerry's always going to be.
	Did you say six-week tenure is at the top of the trust list?
	Or is that the direct list?
	Where does throat cancer rate in the circle of trust here?
	I'd like an answer.
	It's very close.
	It's very near the bullseye.
	My goodness.
	I have never seen such a total lack of awareness.
	Let me ask you this, Open Lines Jerry.
	What level DEF CON is the Circle of Trust working at right now?
	Are we in a DEF CON Faulky 3 or a DEF CON Falky 1?
	You know, it's really amusing that you guys can sit here and have such a laugh at George's expense and everything that's happening.
	I'm not laughing at him.
	I'm laughing at myself.
	Well, you know, like the fact that we don't throw terms around like that DEF CON Falki or whatever it was you said, you know, like this is really serious stuff to George.
	Before I had to leave for a bit, I heard someone referring to the conversations he had to have with his internet provider and in terms of getting a new router and everything.
	And he's had to go through a lot of stress and anxiety and a lot of hard work, actually, for the time he's spent on the phone and communicating with people and trying to get this whole thing hammered out.
	He's contacted security experts.
	There's a local security place in his area.
	He's debugging his computer or whatever.
	Can you clarify he had to do a lot of hard what?
	Hard work.
	Work.
	Work.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	And I'll tell you, Johnny, you mentioned something about the hard work that I'm not at all like to say that he has a business venture on the line right now.
	And he also just took up a new endeavor that I'm going to wait and see what happens.
	If, you know, I think it's in the early stages right now, but he sent some information to the Circle of Trust this morning of something that he started working on and added to it today.
	And hopefully that'll see the light of day at some point.
	But a lot of exciting things to create with this startup venture.
	Have you found ways to reduce redundancies?
	You need synergies.
	Have new synergies been created by the Circle of Trust?
	I guess so, maybe.
	We want to attack this discussion from a corporate standpoint.
	We want to hear about synergies and we want to talk about things being, what's it?
	What's it the cloud?
	So what?
	What's the term they use?
	Uh, we're gonna cloud that or we're gonna yeah.
	Well, what I want to know is, from a marketing point of view, what do you see as the top three things you want any person to take away when they think about Faulty as a brand?
	First and second, the circle of trust and how adequately involved they were in the rise of power of Faulty the brand.
	So, first off, to reiterate, that's a good question, because George doesn't see himself as a brand and he actually I'm sorry I must be speaking over somebody.
	There's a static or something that's.
	I apologize, I wanted to to bring it back to focus.
	What would you say are the three things that a person should take away from brand Faulty?
	Well, as I was starting to say, he doesn't see himself as a brand.
	He abhors it when somebody refers to him as a brand.
	So you know, I guess he's curated, empowered the videos that he's gone from one sort of presentation where he used to do an attack style video and unfortunately was aimed at Mr. Norrie for a great while, and then, you know, as he's evolved and changed.
	Unfortunately, if you want some of that corporate speak, he's started to move into where he went into, the hardcore breaking news, and then now he's moved on and he's starting to take on challenges like food reviews, such as you know.
	He wants to prove that he has not stolen any ideas from Jason Callan, that he's his own man, that he was doing a lot of this stuff first, and so to call it a brand is inaccurate.
	I know that's a term that little Chris liked to bandy about, if I understood correctly.
	So anyway, but the cir, the circle of trust, you know, we haven't really done anything in terms of his rise to power.
	George is the master.
	George had his third eye open and initiated and ignited, or I meant to say.
	And so he has abilities that are beyond us.
	He has mental powers that are beyond ours.
	He even admits, you know, that he at this time he's not finely attuned to his abilities, but he's hoping to at some point, but he does have visions and so forth.
	And so anyway, he's foreseen the level of success that he can rise to, and that's all attributable to George.
	That's not attributable to six-week tenure or to Area 51 drone or to Open Lines Jerry or even Justin.
	So he's putting yourself in a positive.
	He's done everything on his own, and he's pushing this forward.
	He was the one that went to Nori and initiated the relationship with George Nori and got his fame where he's now featured on a national radio program.
	You know, none of us are that I'm aware of.
	Go ahead.
	I think that's why the initiation occurred.
	So Open Lines Jerry, do you think you and the other members of the Circle of Trust will be writing books about this experience?
	Or are there any other spin-off materials we might find about things that you have experienced based on the third eye of Falky?
	I'm not going to be lured into that trap.
	I have nothing to do with the third eye of Falky.
	I have not had my third eye opened, nothing like that.
	So, you know, I just advise as things develop and, you know, watch George's videos.
	He's invited everybody to join his paranormal forum.
	You know, I'm not trying to draw people away from Bell Gab, but he has said that if people want to interact with him, they're welcome to join his forum or they can leave comments on his YouTube channel, but it's all him.
	I'm not drawing any power from George.
	I hope to learn from him.
	He's been a mentor to me, given me a lot of guidance, a lot of good advice, and brought me out of some very dark places I was at in my life.
	And I appreciate his friendship.
	And that's all capitalized friendship, by the way.
	And yeah.
	When you say capitalized friendship, someone has paid another person for that friendship.
	I'm sorry?
	No, he means when he types the word friendship at the end of each post.
	It's all cats.
	So I prefer my interpretation of that.
	Can I just interject here?
	You just get back to the circle of trust.
	You were talking about six-week tenure, Area 51 drone, yourself and Justin being in that circle of trust.
	Now, I don't think Falkie talks to anybody else online.
	So these leaks came from somewhere.
	Where did these leaks come from?
	If not from the circle of trust.
	Go ahead.
	I'm sorry, I cut you off.
	Go ahead.
	No, if not from the circle of trust, where did these leaks come from?
	In your opinion?
	It would be a completely 100% inaccurate statement to say that the master does not talk to other people online.
	He has a wide circle of people.
	People inbox him from Bellgab, I'm sure, but he has a bunch of people that he communicates with that we see notes being copied to different email addresses, or maybe we'll have an inbox forwarded to us where the sender, the original sender's address was deleted.
	I know that I don't know who this person is, but there was a name recently within the last week of somebody named Time Runner.
	I don't know if that's a Bellgab affiliated person or not or member.
	Certainly, Mr. Spock has tried to troll George multiple times and has sent him, he's appeared in many guises and come as Damon Lake and Aaron Oldfield and all these other names.
	But George does interact with like a wide variety of people.
	So I'm not there in his apartment to know who it is he's talking to or anything.
	And I've seen the webcam footage of his recordings coming off of the laptop for all I know.
	So I don't know where they're coming from.
	Have you ever done any kind of remote support to help Falki with any of his computers?
	Like, has he had a problem trying to post something or get data out of his inbox?
	No, I've never been involved in any of that.
	The only person who I don't know what six-week tenure, what his computer experience or level of expertise is, I know that Area 51 Drone has attempted to help him.
	I don't think he's ever remotely taken control of his computer.
	I don't think that that's ever happened at all.
	I think he's given him advice of things he could look at or research to try to get help.
	But in terms of myself, no, I'm no computer expert by any means, and I have nothing to do with that and have not attempted to connect onto George's computer in any way.
	You certainly have good Photoshop skills.
	I must congratulate you on that.
	I enjoy the pictures that you put together.
	Oh, I appreciate that.
	I try to do what I can.
	Thank you.
	For a 68-year-old man, the other thing I wanted, the other thing I wanted to ask you, and I hope I'm not out of school, is your daughter still single?
	I would really rather not get into that.
	I saw earlier today there was a Bell Gab member.
	I don't know if she's in the chat or not, Dip, who was very offended that I had mentioned my daughter and I think used the term that I grossed her out.
	And I sent her a note apologizing if I offended her.
	And it's really probably better if I don't get into that.
	But did you not offer publicly to pimp your daughter out to George or something like that?
	I'm sorry.
	Did you not offer to pimp your daughter out to George or something like that?
	I remember something along those lines.
	No, I reposted that entire conversation actually a few days ago for anybody who'd like to go back a few pages and try to find it and read it if anyone's interested.
	And somebody else had asked me about the word pimping, and pimping is not even close.
	It's not even in the realm of what was being discussed.
	Wasn't it the exact words?
	I'd give my daughter's hand to the master or something.
	Yes.
	Do you consider that pimping from your understanding of the definition of what that is?
	It has nothing to do with prostitution.
	I said I would trust the man implicitly with my daughter and that he could give her a better life than what she had achieved.
	Oh, man.
	You just don't break character, do you?
	I'm really impressed.
	I actually bow to you, dude.
	I mean, I have never seen he could be in the midst of another California earthquake, just the worst ever to have come, and he would absolutely not break character.
	It's amazing.
	Call it what you will.
	I appreciate the comments.
	I would call it a master perfecting his art.
	I mean, bravo.
	Yeah, I mean, why is George Sen to the master?
	You're the master.
	Show Nef.
	Well, that's a whole other story, and it kind of ties in a little bit to why I had to join Jason Callan's Legion recently.
	I sent George some inboxes.
	I don't know if I want to post that or not on the Bell Gab, what I sent to him, but I kind of explained the whole master thing and then what happened with Jason Callan.
	The whole reason that I was drawn to George as the master, if you will, in the videos, I had been able to do it.
	George expects you to call him master, or is that something you do by choice?
	I'm sorry.
	Does George expect you to call him master?
	Is that an edict that's brought down from him?
	Is that coming down from on top?
	Or do you choose to call him master out of your own volition?
	I choose to out of my own volition.
	He actually, I think, is probably to some extent annoyed by it.
	But anyway, watching some of his videos triggered some extreme sensations of deja vu in me.
	And I didn't, you know, the first time I was like, whoa, what the heck is this?
	Know and I continued to watch George's videos and it started happening more frequently.
	And I kind of was remembering some of the trigger phrases that he used in his videos.
	And I explained all this to George in an inbox, and he, you know, I don't know how much he buys into it, but do you believe that George is triggered?
	Do you believe George has been triggered?
	I believe that George has had a lot of, he's had a very rough life, and especially back in his younger years with his parents, he went through a lot of really, really difficult experiences.
	You know, I don't want to speak on his behalf or cast aspersions on anything.
	I'll just say that he's had a rough life and that I think that that has caused ripple effects that have extended to his way he looks.
	Interactions with humanity.
	Sorry, I'm not trying to put words in your mouth.
	I just think they're really good words.
	Okay.
	So what would you consider the biggest risk or danger to the future success of Mr. Cinda?
	Do you think these leaks could be a danger?
	And if so, what is your reaction to hearing that?
	Yeah, I mean, what if they caused people to start questioning his character?
	I mean, he could lose his gig at coast to coast because of this.
	Yeah, those are all extremely valid points.
	And it's, you know, it's, once again, this is a topic I would really rather not get into just because, you know, I wasn't there.
	I don't know what context these phrases or little stories or whatever were made in.
	I know George was upset that people had even been listening to them to hear what they were as they were ostensibly private conversations.
	So, you know, I don't really want to comment on where it may go or how it may affect him.
	You know, I'm sure, well, I know he's not pleased about it, but in terms of what it holds in store for his relationship with Mr. Norrie and Tommy and his future on Coast to Coast, you know, it's not up to me to decide that or to make a judgment call one way or another.
	It's just unfortunate that these things came out the way they did.
	And George maintains that he doesn't remember having said these things, and he also says that he thinks they were possibly severely edited, you know, cut and pasted together from different things.
	And that, you know, the majority of people in the musings thread and on Bellgab just live to try to tear him down and ruin his life for him.
	So, you know, really, that's the only comment I have on the leaks.
	They don't sound edited at all.
	Like, obviously, he's edited out the other person responses and stuff like that, but they're not clipped together from different sources.
	Well, that's definitely for the listener to decide.
	Like I said, I'm not going to pass judgment on that one way or another.
	So, Open Lines, Jerry, I have two more questions for you, and then I'm going to step away to let the rest of the group finish if anything else they have.
	My first question is, did you have to sign a non-compete or any other kind of contractual agreement to be part of the Circle of Trust?
	No, not by any means.
	I believe actually that I was probably the one that threw the term out there, and then it gets used enough that it just becomes picked up and part of the everyday vernacular, and we go forward.
	So, no, you know, the Circle of Trust, I would say, is like an informal ad hoc group that kind of joined and banded together of George's supporters.
	I think from some of the things you were saying about six-week tenure TM earlier that you must not think very highly of him and what his relationship to George is.
	But, you know, we all have to have our Road to Damascus moment where we see the light.
	And, you know, six-week tenure came to see that George is the master and is serving him well.
	Yeah, I mean, you make a very compelling case there.
	I'm actually considering maybe Getting a ticket to join that road, or if there's a train or something, I could ride there.
	The second question is, if we, as Belgab, were to come together and pay for an account on Paranormal Date for George, do you think he would sign up and use it if he were single?
	And if so, would he give us updates on video of his dates and how they went?
	Interesting.
	I would certainly be willing to pitch it to him.
	And this is from Chef.
	I want to make sure to give him credit.
	I thought it was a really good idea, and I wanted to make sure that that was on the record as an actual, I think that Belgab would love to have the chance to help him, not only one, create content, but two, find love.
	Because even Falky, George Sinda, the guy from Pittsburgh TM, Master, whatever you want to call him, he deserves love too.
	In the form of double-blind.
	He does.
	He's a human being.
	And I know that that's a point that Belgab's Area 51 drone likes to point out a lot, that we all forget that George is a person.
	He has feelings.
	He's a very highly sensitive individual.
	And, you know, he's a man of deep emotion and passions.
	And, you know, it hurts him when he's ripped apart and torn to shreds and made fun of repeatedly.
	And, you know, to your point, he does need love.
	And, you know, he's going through a rough time right now with the separation with Kathy and so forth.
	And so I can certainly let him know that we had this conversation and he's welcome to decide.
	But I would not be surprised at anything coming from Belgab.
	He probably wouldn't want to participate in it, especially if he was going to be obligated to have to turn in any kind of report or make a video on it.
	And as I've pointed out before, a lot of people say, oh, get Falkie to do a video on this, get Falkie to do a video on that.
	That's the way he talks.
	And he is going to make a video in his own time.
	And when he decides it's right, when he decides it's a topic that he wants to talk about, something he wants to discuss or share, then that's when the video is going to come forth.
	So if you signed him up for Paranormal Date, there's no telling whether he would actually want to be making those videos after the fact or not.
	And most likely, he probably actually wouldn't want to talk about that stuff other than to the Circle of Trust.
	And, you know, we're certainly not going to do anything to betray him or discredit him in any way.
	So what you're saying is just wait for the leak then if we wanted to get that update.
	For whatever features are coming or whatever network violation has happened to his apartment, those would be sources of information that unscrupulous people might want to check out.
	I don't know.
	It's a shame Falky's most sensitive parts is calling.
	It is a shame.
	So we're going to have a new competition on the Gabcast.
	Who can come up with the most creative profile for Falki for Paranormal Date?
	Send your submissions into MV at belgab.com.
	One thing I wanted to point out also is I hope that MV, if he's listening or if he listens to this later, I hope that he is aware that every time I say anything that's coming from George, I always am very sure to use the word allegedly because I have no idea.
	I'm not leveling these accusations.
	I'm just, I'm a conduit to pass forth the master's message and to keep everyone informed.
	And I hope that one day, you know, a lot of people have talked about having George come back and actually interact with you folks.
	And, you know, I think I proposed something called Truce Day, which would have been a 24-hour period where there would have been no detractors allowed and he would have come on.
	That was probably about a month ago, and that kind of fell apart.
	But yeah, anyway, I like to get to the original point.
	I hope MV realizes that I'm not leveling any charges on him.
	I'm just getting the word out there so that Belgab can continue to be connected with George until if and when George ever decides to come back.
	Well, thank you for calling.
	Do you think there is any chance that he will come back?
	Is there something could we lure him there with cash, perhaps?
	That might be the only way.
	I'm just saying that because, you know, like, I think there was an offer put on the table facetiously a long, long time back for like $5,000 for him to go away, and nobody even had to pay the money and he went away.
	But maybe, you know, like George definitely could use financial help from time to time.
	And I know that he's right now he's saving up to go to Alien Con and hoping to make that trip so he can meet up with Mr. and Ori for a second interview.
	And so, yeah, possibly a cash offer if it was shown to be legitimate and that he would actually receive some kind of a payoff.
	Maybe he would come back for a very limited time.
	You know, like I'm not going to speak for George, and he very well may be upset that I'm even giving any merit to the idea that it would even be considered.
	But yeah, who knows what would lure him back to use your word.
	But, you know, like I feel that he's been burned on Belgab and that's how he feels about it.
	But he is a very forgiving man.
	We've seen that he's accepted Belgab's Area 51 drone back into the Circle of Trust.
	And they've had a long road back that they've taken in their level of friendship.
	So anything can happen.
	Remarkable.
	All right.
	Well, thank you very much for calling.
	I've certainly gained a greater appreciation for the character of Open Lines Jerry on Belgab.
	So thank you.
	Well, thank you so much.
	It's been an absolute pleasure and delight to be able to speak with you guys this evening.
	Thank you for having me.
	Thank you very much.
	All right.
	I've really enjoyed it.
	Thanks.
	Take care.
	Bye-bye.
	Well, I don't think anyone can top that.
	That was a great call.
	I certainly know more about Open Lines Jerry.
	And I'm a bit bummed that I didn't get to find out whether his daughter was still single.
	Aha, Christini.
	All right.
	Well, I think we might need to call it there.
	Unless Chefist wants to call in, last chance, 573-837-4948.
	If you want to give a call, because he did call in while Open Lines Jerry was on the line, but I couldn't add him to the call.
	So, yes, this is your last chance, Sheffist.
	Otherwise, I think we're going to call it.
	What do you guys think?
	I would like to take a moment and apologize for my inability to control my laughter earlier.
	That was a low point for me, and I really just am ashamed.
	I'm sorry.
	No, it got me laughing too.
	You provided a great laugh track.
	Well, there you go.
	I guess I did something.
	Well, in the face of absurdity, there's only one thing to do, and that's laugh.
	Oh, most certainly.
	That was most definitely, I think, one of the best calls we've had on the GabCast for a long time.
	I would agree.
	It was.
	All right.
	I think we're going to call it here.
	We've been going for quite a while.
	It's been a great show tonight.
	Thank you to all of the callers that called in.
	Can't remember everyone.
	Open Lines Jerry.
	I'm not going to forget that for a long time.
	Star Mountain MV.
	MV called in.
	Wow.
	Who else called in?
	White Crow called in.
	Bateman.
	And a few others.
	Thank you to Inglorious Bitch, otherwise known as Ibby.
	You'll always be Ibby to me.
	Thank you for joining us.
	Who's it making his Gabcast debut?
	And I hope he comes on again and again again.
	Thank you.
	Who's it?
	Thanks.
	And always, the Mud King.
	Good friend of mine, Mudge.
	Thank you for joining us.
	No problem.
	Thanks for having me.
	All right, guys.
	This has been the Gabcast.
	My name is Jasmunda.
	This will be posted on Belgab.com shortly.
	Tell all your friends, this was a show not to be missed.
	All right, guys, have a good night.
	We'll see you soon.
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