GabCast Bellgab.com - 27 August, 2016

Aug. 27, 2016 - GabCast Bellgab.com

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27 August, 2016

27 August, 2016 ---------- jaz returns to the gabcast with Luca Purcelli, Inglorious Bitch and PKaiser. They discuss the separation of Church and State with "THE Art Bell Fan Forum" being removed from the header. Other topics include The Great African Facebook Like Scandal as well as their own BellGab origin stories and explaining the Falkie Phenomenon to loved ones.

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	This is the Gabcast, a podcast about BellGab.com.
	Call the show now.
	On 646-374-2666.
	Now take it away, MV's friend.
	Now, shut up, sit down, and listen to the damn show.
	Good evening, everybody, and welcome to this MV-less edition of the Gabcast, a podcast about a website dedicated to a talk show host that no longer exists.
	Well, that no longer has a show.
	In fact, that said talk show host no longer even posts on the website.
	And in fact, the website is no longer the talk show host fan forum.
	And we'll talk about that and much more later on tonight.
	Joining me tonight, let's see if I get this right, Luca Parcelli.
	Who cried?
	Par Parcelli.
	Parcelli.
	Yeah, Parcelli, great.
	How are you, Luca?
	I'm feeling great here.
	So I was the cherry, according to Star Mountain, but since we had a false start, I guess I'm no longer in the cherry.
	So this is the second time co-hosting the gap cast.
	Hi, everyone.
	This is Luca Parcelli.
	Luca just gave away some important information.
	We had a false start tonight.
	I had one job to do, and that was to press play on the stream, and I didn't do that.
	Also, joining me tonight, a man that might not last the whole show, Pete Kaiser.
	Are you feeling all right, sir?
	Do we have a medic standing by with defibrillator?
	No, stop.
	Everything's fine.
	Everything's fine.
	Wonderful.
	Hello, everyone.
	Hi, Brig.
	Hi, Star Mountain.
	Hi, Ebby.
	Oh, hold on.
	Call 911.
	Medical emergency.
	And last but certainly not least, in order to satisfy the affirmative action people, we have a lady who has the sexiest non-Michael Van Dieven avatar going around in Glorious Beach.
	Hey, Ibi, how are you?
	Well, hello.
	It's good of you to join us.
	You had my back.
	You had my back just in case we didn't fill the quota.
	So thank you.
	I just wanted other people to step up and volunteer so we can hear new voices.
	But when not enough people did, then I was happy to be your backup.
	Well, thank you very much.
	It is very, very, very much appreciated of you stepping in to help me out.
	I do appreciate it.
	And look, we want this to be open to sort of everyone, everyone to have a hosting, you know, a co-hosting gig.
	But if you want the Gabcast to continue, you've got to step up and host people.
	So, guys, tonight, Bellgab is no longer the Art Bell Fan Forum.
	MV, in his infinite wisdom, has dumped the The Art Bell Fan Forum from the top of the page.
	Thoughts?
	Are we still in Art Bell Forum?
	Well, that's a good question as well.
	Are we still an Art Bell Fan Forum?
	Certainly, the Art Bell thread has ground to a halt.
	I think we've become more of a Bell Gab fan forum.
	We're fans of ourselves.
	That's a good way of putting it.
	I hadn't even noticed the change, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I hadn't noticed it either.
	And what does that say about the whole thing when you don't notice that it's not about Art Bell anymore?
	I mean, I mean, yeah, it definitely is.
	But the website looks great.
	I actually was thinking that maybe MV's opening up some advertising space for Taco Bell, our new sponsor.
	That's an interesting.
	So are we even, yeah, are we in Art Bell Forum anymore?
	Should we go the whole hog and change the name?
	Should it be Bell Gab anymore?
	Should it go back to George Norrie Sucks or Coast Gab even?
	Well, not even Coab.
	We don't even talk about Coast to Coast anymore.
	What about Ballgag?
	Ball Gag, yes.
	I like the name Bellgab.
	I like the sound of it.
	And I feel that Bellgab was intricately intertwined with Art Show.
	Art even used to give shout-outs to Bellgab.
	So I don't see why the name should change, but that's just one woman's opinion.
	Is that maybe because you're used to Bellgab?
	When did you join Belgab, Ibi?
	I lurked for a while, and I joined about a year ago, July.
	So it was my anniversary, I guess, last month.
	So I like to always ask this of Bellgabbers when I get to speak to them.
	How did you find Belgab?
	Did you find it the traditional route of typing in George Norrie Sucks into Google?
	Or did you find it from Art Bell?
	I guess just from when Art Bell was making his comeback and you typed in Art Bell or whatever, Belgab used to come up a lot.
	So that's how I became aware of it.
	But I did used to lurk on the Norrie thread and the Falke thread.
	And what made me join was Art's Return, but I felt like I was on other threads more than I was on Art's thread.
	And by other threads, I mean the Falkey thread.
	I hang my head in shame.
	We all do.
	It's our secret shame.
	So, Luca, how did you find the website?
	So I believe it was the first, the test run, the test run show when Redacted was on with Art.
	That's when I pulled up my laptop and said, hey, what's this Belgab deal?
	And that's how I started it.
	Where did you hear the name Belgab from Art's Show?
	Yeah, I believe it was the test show.
	And he said, hey, this is Redacted from Belgab.
	I'm like, what's Belgab?
	And I pulled up Google, and that was it.
	And P. Kaiser, yourself, how did you find it?
	Well, first of all, I think the name Belgab is great because it adds an air of exclusivity to the whole thing.
	I mean, you've got to know what it is.
	It's just, you know, it's really hard to explain to people what it is.
	You've got to kind of live it for a while to figure out what Belgab is.
	But I found it almost exactly like Luca, although I had heard about it several times before when he had done the serious debacle or whatever, however you want to put it.
	But, you know, once he mentioned it on the test show, it rang the bell in my head that made me go, oh, no, no, wait a minute.
	I remember hearing about that a whole bunch.
	He used to talk about it a bunch, it seemed, when he was doing the serious thing.
	And so then I, like Luca, I immediately went and checked it out.
	And then I lurked forever before I ever even decided to, you know, get a name and do the whole bit and join in.
	But I, you know, it was like months.
	I just would watch and just laugh my ass off quite a bit, to tell you the truth.
	Yeah, it is a funny thing to watch.
	And you really, you said something about, you know, trying to explain Belgab to other people.
	And it's, it, we've touched on this before, but it's, it is.
	It's hard to sort of explain Belgab and explain all the characters and then, you know, try to explain Falki to someone and your fascination with him.
	It's just like, yeah, I sort of don't, you know, like now, even now, I'm doing, it's daytime here.
	My family is downstairs, and you know, how do I tell them?
	I'm going to talk about a website, about a talk show host that doesn't host anymore, but yeah, there's all these degenerates, and we get together on this website and we're kind of friends, but we're not friends, and some people are trolls, but we like them anyway.
	And I think it stands on its own so much, too.
	I mean, most fan-based forums or message boards, they're so curated that they really have no meaning, and there's so much about the show.
	This is its own demon, I think.
	Yeah, it has got a lot of its own.
	It's a culture.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, I'm not sure when you said it's a culture.
	I'm not sure it's going to be preserved in the Smithsonian anytime soon, but it does certainly have its own culture.
	That's for sure.
	It'll be remembered as one of those branches that, you know, stopped.
	And I don't know.
	The evolutionary tree of Art Bell, I suppose.
	But this is the kind of thing, though, that if you did this on a regular basis, you would get a lot more people and it could grow and grow and grow.
	And the next thing you know, it's something that beyond what you could have ever thought it was.
	But it would, you know, have to be done every, you know, all the time instead of like hit or miss sort of things.
	And I know people have lives and all, but there's a lot of potential with this, with like the gab cast and hooking it up with the web page and everything.
	There's a lot of potential here.
	Yeah, most definitely.
	And I also forgot to tell people how they can reach us tonight.
	So if you would like to call the show, there are two ways you can do that tonight.
	You can either call 646-374-2666.
	That's 646-374-266.
	And know that is not a long-distance call to Australia.
	I have a Skype phone number that presumably is what's, I think it's a New York area code.
	Is that correct, Ibi?
	646.
	646.
	Yes, I like the number I got.
	646-374-2666.
	And what a better number to have for an Art Bell-related things.
	It's triple six.
	You can also reach me by searching for jazz.munda on Skype.
	That's J-A-Z.
	Do you guys say Z or Z?
	I never remember.
	Z. Z.
	Okay, J-A-Z.munda.
	Because we say Z where I'm from, but I don't know.
	We're dirty foreigners.
	We don't talk properly.
	Z also.
	Oh, and speaking of England, SVPM'd me that I should remind you that they still have the ashes.
	No, I don't want to hear about that.
	And you probably don't even know what the ashes are.
	I have no clue what that means.
	Well, just a quick explanation.
	Australia and England play each other in cricket.
	They've been doing this for hundreds of years.
	And probably 100 years, 150 years ago, they played a game.
	And at the end of the game, they burnt.
	I don't know if you guys are familiar with cricket, but they bowl this ball and they try to hit these sticks called stumps.
	And they burnt these stumps at the end of the game, the first game they played or something like that, and they keep it in this little tiny urn.
	It's the ashes of these things, and it's called the ashes.
	And basically, that's it.
	And the last, they play every two or three years against each other.
	And whoever wins gets the ashes.
	The last time we played, they won.
	And SV hasn't let me Don't forget it for the last for the last two or three years.
	So we're getting there.
	I'm going to call a shaggy dog story over here, kiddo.
	So also, just going back to Art Bell and the Art Bell thread, is that, do you guys follow the Art Bell thread ever?
	Do you ever go to that?
	Because for me, when I first started at Bellgab, I didn't come via the George Hating George Nori route, even though I didn't like him, but I didn't hate him that much that I needed to go to search for that in Google.
	I was happy once I got to Belgab that there were other people that thought that he sucked, but that wasn't why I came to that wasn't why I came to Belgab.
	I came because of art.
	And that was all, for a long time, I only ever went to the Art Bell thread.
	But it seems now that thread is slowly dying.
	I mean, what are your thoughts?
	I would agree on that.
	Yeah, it's being taken over by Bobo 17 and crazy things like that.
	I do have to say that that was the one board I always went on.
	That was like the front page of Belgab for me.
	And I think that that's changing slowly.
	And we'll touch on that in a minute because I want to ask you guys what's your go-to thread these days, but we'll still talk about art's thread.
	Yeah.
	Bobo 17, interesting character.
	I think I scroll past his post.
	I don't even bother anymore.
	It's the same post over and over.
	Like if it was really hilarious, yeah, I might, but it's like, no.
	Well, but the misspellings get more creative almost with every post.
	It's almost worth it just for that.
	Yeah, my favorite misspelling is the important, impotent misspelling.
	That's a good one, I must say.
	But so what is your go-to?
	Everyone's got sort of a go-to thread that they'll go to first to check that out.
	Do you either have a thread or you just go back to whatever your latest conversation that you've been having in a certain thread is?
	Like, do you have a go-to?
	Pete Kaiser.
	I always get on the podcast right away, you know, first thing to see what happened.
	I don't know why, but I have this desire every day to see how many people talk during Heather's show and what they talked about.
	It's this overriding curiosity.
	I don't know what it is.
	And it tickles me when four hours of a show goes by and there's not even one page worth of things.
	And I don't know why it tickles me.
	It does.
	It's just, it's a strange habit that I have.
	It's kind of a riot.
	And Ibby, where's where I know where you go to first?
	Do I have to say it?
	The Falky thread.
	Although that's been dying too.
	So lately, I've also been going to the Gabcast and then the Hillary Clinton and the Trump pages.
	And whatever looks good, because sometimes somebody will stop.
	Oh, and the Burning Pooh.
	Shout out to A.K. Willie.
	That was great while it was up and going.
	Burning Pooh.
	I've got to ask A.K. Willie about that.
	A.K. Willie, call in.
	The lines are just open for you.
	This is the A.K. Willie Pooh line.
	646-374-2666.
	I must know.
	Catch me on Skype, jazz.munda.
	Go ahead, EPTF.
	So Falky is your thread.
	Is the Falky thread dying as well?
	I think so.
	I hope not.
	But I feel that when I joined a year ago, Falk wasn't really posting as much, but people were able to parody him and post as him.
	And I feel like The air has gotten out of the tire and you know it's coming to a grinding halt.
	It isn't as fun anymore.
	Part of it is because we don't have like before his videos used to get linked so I can watch a Falke video and then join in with what everybody else was saying.
	Now, because Falki's not, we're not allowed to post Falkey videos, I'm too lazy to go to YouTube and watch his video.
	So if it's not there on the thread, I'm just not watching it.
	So therefore, I'm not commenting on it.
	Well, that seems to be the thing.
	The fact that the videos aren't allowed to be linked, I don't think people find Falky that interesting to go out and actually search for his videos.
	So when they were there, yeah, everyone sort of would click on it and watch two seconds or five minutes or three minutes or whatever you could stand.
	How about you guys, Luca?
	Are you aware of the Falky phenomena?
	Yes, I am.
	And that was, you know, catching up on a couple years of gab casts and watching the evolution of this character.
	And then, of course, going and on YouTube and looking at the George Senda experience, I suppose, and trying to make sense of it.
	I mean, I don't really know how to explain it, right?
	I still don't really understand Falki that much.
	He imploded on him.
	He imploded on himself because I feel like he had it all.
	I mean, he was on End of Days.
	He was on two Gabcasts.
	He was going to host more Gabcasts, I think.
	And then I don't know what the hell happened.
	I guess his arrogance got to him.
	He turned on MV.
	He was mean to Brig.
	And I think he was mean to Star as well.
	I mean, he basically hates women.
	I don't know.
	Like, I feel like he was rising.
	His star was rising.
	And then his arrogance got the best of him.
	And he started crapping on everybody and turning on them.
	And now look where he is.
	Where is he?
	Oh, we don't know.
	In obscurity.
	I think he's still in Martinez, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm sure that's where he is.
	The last time I heard him host a gab cast, however, the way he was talking to Kathy, I think, kind of summed it up for me.
	And I'm sure he was talking the same way to Brig and Star Mountain, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Very condescending.
	I mean, he would curse me and Laura Kinch out, but, you know, that's just Falky, and we were bitchy.
	But people like Star or Brig don't deserve that kind of treatment because they're always very nice.
	Actually, I have to say that Brig was the first person that made contact with me when I joined the forum.
	She said, hi, welcome, and post often.
	So, hi, Brig.
	Praise Brig.
	Me too.
	Yes, praise Brig.
	I can see that Brig is in the chat room, so I'm glad she did stay up or set her alarm to wake up.
	Yeah.
	So, hi, Brig.
	Call in Brig.
	Has Brig ever called the Gabcast?
	I'm not sure.
	I don't know.
	I'll have to go back to the shop.
	She might just be AFK.
	Well, she told me she was going to, but we're still waiting.
	Yeah, so Brig, the number, just for now, AK Willie, you lost your spot.
	It's now no longer the AK Willie line.
	It's the Brig line, 646-3742666.
	Brig, we're waiting for your call.
	So, yeah, the folky phenomena.
	I must admit, when I first started posting at Bell Gab, I think Falky was around then.
	He was definitely there when Dark Matter started.
	And he used to do his usual, what do you call it, the wall, wall posts, you know, like a whole wall of text.
	Your wall of text, that's the word I was looking for.
	And you would just scroll and scroll and scroll.
	And then I think our good friend, The Mud King, created that folky thread to try and contain him to one spot because every thread he was in, it would just evolve into a wall of text.
	And the grifting and stuff like that hadn't sort of come out yet.
	And he hadn't done any videos yet.
	But once that thread started, the parody started.
	He then found YouTube.
	And once he was on YouTube and out there, you can just imagine the hilarity that ensued.
	And then the grifting sort of started.
	And we sort of, what happened was we found out some people from one of the other websites he had been to came over to Bellgab.
	And then they started telling everyone what Folkie was like over there.
	And that's when, you know, it went from sort of this sort of this lovable guy who we shunted to one thread to sort of keep him on topic in his own thread to being the folky that we know today.
	And I used to stick up for him because I felt a little bit sorry for him, you know, that he was getting picked on from people coming from other sites.
	But now I'm like, yeah, pile it on.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, that's.
	It doesn't seem that bright to be with him to begin with, but she certainly doesn't deserve to be abused.
	Yeah, no, no one does.
	So folky, yeah.
	And Pete Kaiser, you're obviously familiar with the folky phenomena.
	Yeah, I have tried and I've tried to watch him, to listen to him.
	And every time, it's just, I last about a minute and a half.
	Two minutes tops, and I'm just going, especially visually, I have a tough time.
	I really do.
	But I can see where people would find that funny.
	I mean, there are some things that I find uproariously funny that people would probably just scratch their heads at.
	So I dig it, but he's just not my thing.
	However, I just saw a wreck of, he said, Falky is an American treasure.
	It's like, yeah, oh, good, okay.
	Your country is going to hell.
	Any minute now.
	So I'm not sure if you ever watched Falki's early videos, but they were hilarious in the fact that he used to play this about one minute to almost two minute intro where, and it wasn't the fact that he played an intro, all right, he was trying things, but while the intro was playing, he'd just be sitting there looking at the camera.
	There was no production values at all.
	And I don't think I ever got past the intro to hear what he was saying.
	So, yeah, Falky.
	So yeah, on a previous Gabcast, I believe it was MV who was saying that he showed a picture of Michael Horne or Billy Meyer to his wife and said, hey, describe what you're seeing here.
	Like give me a couple words.
	And I had did that.
	I did that to my partner, Liz.
	And I said, hey, here's a picture of a man sitting at a bus stop with a Ardell shirt on.
	Give me an adjective or two to describe this man.
	And she kind of looked at me and shook her head and walked away.
	So that basically says it right there, I think.
	Well, my daughter, she's seven now, but she was probably six, yeah, five and a half, six when this happened.
	But she used to use my old iPad as her iPad.
	I gave it to her.
	And because when you go to YouTube, it sort of brings up on the side all previous videos or things that you would like based on what you would watch before.
	And I often would find her, because she would just click on things.
	I would often find her watching a folky video, not knowing what the hell this is or what he's talking about or anything.
	And it was when I saw that I quickly took that iPad away from her, signed her in with her own account so that it would be adult-friendly, kid-friendly.
	I don't need my daughter being brainwashed by exposed to is the better word, yes.
	I usually go in incognito mode when I'm watching George Cinder videos because the last thing I need is recommended channels for you.
	Recommended viewing.
	Here we go.
	No, thanks.
	There was another story I have related to folky videos.
	We moved into this house and the people had put in this surround sound system.
	And it works by you've got sort of like an iPad type of thing where you can choose what you want to hear in which room.
	And I had been, I think I'd been listening to Art Bell and I was in the living room and I had put it through onto the surround sound speakers there, whatever.
	I then went into another room but forgot to switch it off the lounge room and was watching a folky video in another room wondering why I couldn't hear the sound when my wife calls up and said, who's this crazy person screaming out of our speakers?
	So my poor wife was, yes, my poor wife was exposed to folky.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, sorry.
	What did you say?
	I said, Brigg wants us to know that the line's busy.
	She keeps trying to call.
	The line is busy.
	Well, it shouldn't be.
	The line is open.
	Has she got the right number?
	646-374-2666.
	That's 646-374-266.
	Or she can call me on Skypejaz.monda.
	So, guys, what else?
	Oh, there was, I noticed on one of the threads during the week that there was perhaps an incident with Midnight in the Desert putting getting likes from Facebook.
	Fake likes.
	I don't know, fake likes from Africa.
	Do you guys know anything about this?
	Have you heard anything?
	Fake likes or fake story?
	You decide.
	Well, yeah, well, that's the thing.
	So what had happened was, I think, six-week tenure, a poster on Bellgab had posted some screenshots of, I think, some of the, you know, Heather would share a link to whatever her next show was, and then it would have the likes underneath it.
	And he had clicked on the likes so that it would sort of open up where, you know, who would like the things.
	And there were a whole lot of names that were sort of African or Asian-sounding names.
	I can't remember.
	But then I went and actually had a look at Facebook and looked at the pages, and none of those 500 or so likes were there.
	They were just sort of the regular amount of likes that she'd get for the things.
	So it leads me to believe that perhaps that that was a forgery.
	And I know I like six-week tenure's work, but I think that might be a forgery on his part.
	I do know that supposedly now she has two Facebook pages, and the one Facebook page has the regular number of likes, and the other Facebook page is the one that supposedly has the phonied up likes.
	Oh, okay.
	So we do have some extra information here that I didn't have before.
	This is the first that I'm hearing of that.
	Yeah, that's around.
	I just saw that, I think, earlier today.
	Or maybe it was last night, but I know.
	I just saw that.
	Yeah, and one of them is, you know, how you can have like a regular personal Facebook page, but then you can have like an artist or a personality page or something like that.
	Yes.
	I'm not on Facebook, so I don't know.
	I don't know the correct term.
	No, that's correct.
	But that's what she has.
	She has one that's a regular one, and then she has one that's like her artist page or whatever.
	And the artist one is the one that has the phonied up numbers, I think.
	Okay.
	Isn't there a limit to how many, if you have a regular Facebook page, to how many, oh, now I'm thinking of something else of how many people can join, but Arpell had said he also had that other page as a performer or whatever, because that was unlimited, if I'm remembering.
	Yeah, you have a 5,000 limit to just a normal page, and then you can create an artist page or a business page or whatever, and you can have more callers that way.
	Speaking of callers, we do have a caller.
	Caller, you are on the air.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	Oh, I know this voice.
	You know, this voice is a special Saturday night live edition of the GabCast.
	What's going on?
	Is this Sheffest?
	It is.
	What are you guys up to?
	What type of topics are you talking about tonight?
	Well, you might be able to shed some light on this.
	You do follow occasionally the Midnight in the Desert thread, live thread.
	Do you have any more information on the Heather like incidents, liking on Facebook?
	Like gaping.
	Like gaps.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know what?
	I saw a little bit about that, but it's kind of interesting is when you go to the website where you can actually buy the likes, right?
	They have three tiers of likes.
	It's like 20 bucks for 500, 40 bucks for $1,000, things like that.
	It's kind of interesting that the minimal amount, the 500 likes or 20 bucks, is what actually happened.
	Is this a third-party company or is it correct?
	Correct.
	You buy it, and what happens is they make no guarantees that Facebook isn't going to kick you off once they figure out what's going on.
	So the biggest trigger for Facebook is you have 20 likes and then the next day you have 520 likes.
	Because I know, and I've experienced this before with a business website, that through Facebook you can boost your posts.
	You know how you sometimes be on Facebook and you'll see sponsored posts?
	Well, they're through Facebook.
	They're legitimate where you can boost your posts.
	And I did that through a business that we had.
	Like I boosted it for $20 or $30.
	And I started getting likes from, I could see that were people who weren't even in Australia, you know, were just sort of very random people.
	And this wasn't a third party.
	This was legitimately through Facebook sponsored posts.
	And I stopped doing it because it wasn't the target audience that I wanted for our business.
	So I think it could be that, what she's doing, but it could also be a third-party thing.
	Well, I mean, you know, it's one of those things.
	Did she do it personally?
	Did someone on her staff do it?
	Did someone else do it?
	Who knows?
	But in the end, either the show is going to make it on its own or it's not going to make its own.
	Well, there's no use getting 500 likes from Africa if they're not buying a subscription.
	Like, it's the wrong way to sort of do it.
	If you're going to target an audience, you've got to target your audience, not get 500 likes.
	No, I think if they were from Africa, they would have been more like Alex Jones, where you have the water filter where you have the ditch water where it's all dirty and contaminated, and you need to filter it.
	So if it was Alex Jones, I could see it.
	But Midnight in the Desert, not so much.
	So somewhere there is a bit-like farm, a server farm, just mining likes for Heather.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Yeah, I could imagine that there's probably some like a call center in India who is just like, they get the call in, all right, now each one of you have to press like on this page, press like on that page.
	It's either that, where it's physically someone's doing it, or it's just a computer script that does it.
	So I guess the next time your laptop or your computer gets ransomware and you keep clicking XXX, you're actually clicking like, like, is that how that goes?
	Possibly.
	That's interesting, actually.
	I don't know.
	But, Chef, anything else you want to talk about?
	Not much.
	Who's on the show tonight?
	So we got Inglorious.
	Yep.
	We've got Luca, who was just talking now, and we've got P. Kaiser.
	Luca, you're the sideways bunny guy, right?
	I'm the sideways bunny guy.
	Absolutely.
	And I was just reading in the chat here, most people thought I was a female.
	I did a little bit, but then later on, I didn't think so much.
	He only masturbated to your picture once.
	It's not going to happen.
	Yeah, there's a lot of Peter Puffers out there, so that's okay.
	But I learned it later on.
	And then we got P. Kaiser.
	Hey, Sheffis, what's happening?
	Well, not much, man.
	What's going on?
	Oh, just kick back, relaxing, and enjoying being on the Gabcast one more time.
	That's cool, man.
	What else is going on?
	I know you're a big drummer, and you got some connections out there.
	Maybe I heard a little rumor or something about a cheap trick.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	Okay.
	I don't have those kind of connections, I assure you.
	Yeah, that's cool.
	Well, you know what?
	You know, it's kind of funny.
	We got, I'm looking a little bit here at the chat.
	Do you guys ever look at the chat, see what trolls are out there trolling around?
	Yeah, it's very hard sometimes to sort of keep up with the chat while you're doing the show.
	As you know, you've been on the gabcast before.
	I sort of look over every now and again, but yeah, it's hard to tell.
	Yeah, no, I see one here, Roswell Art.
	She says, if you wait long enough, he will urinate on the air.
	Well, that's interesting because Roswell Art evidently is about a 600-pound transsexual shut-in who works evidently when she can scoot herself out the door, works at the Long John Silvers as a fry cook.
	Now, apparently, she's a big Bernie fan.
	She was a little bit upset with the burn selling out to Hillary Rotten Clinton.
	And, yeah, so she's the pre-op, you know.
	So, you know how it is with those male pre-ops.
	They're not going to call into shows.
	You know, you're not going to hear its voice on the show.
	And she's a big Joseph Stalin fan, evidently.
	And so, like, and she's, you know, inbox PM mini people where she, you know, she wants to cut that pee-pee off, hollow it out, shove it back in her pelvic cavity, and get screwed by Joe Stalin.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	That's Roswell arts.
	Yeah, I call her Orson Welles art.
	I don't know if you know old Orson before he died.
	He got a little big there.
	Yeah.
	Hey, man, don't hold back.
	Yeah.
	If Roswell Art wants to write a reply, 646-374-266.
	It's replying.
	Of course, she won't call in because you figure out that she has a male voice.
	But other than that, you know, that's what you get out here on Bellgad.
	And you get these people who are triggered.
	You know.
	All right.
	And, you know, we got like that.
	What's her name?
	Gimpris?
	Gimpress, that one that's always on the other side of Midnight Thread, but now she posts it all day, every day, all day long.
	Must be the misamphetamine.
	Are you comparing her to a horse?
	Who's that?
	Did you say trigger?
	Are you comparing Roswell's art to a horse?
	Trigger?
	Oh, what she does with horse.
	I mean, there might be some evidence out there.
	I have no idea.
	You know, I don't think she has any, you know, connection with horses.
	I mean, she has to report to Long John's in the morning.
	So, yeah, there's no way you're going to be able to get into Long John Silver's.
	You're right in on a horse.
	But, you know, this is the type of trolls you get out there on Belgad.
	Somebody said, TL said, Chefist annoys me very much on the chat right now.
	Oh, that's Tiger Lily.
	Yeah, that's another communist.
	Don't know if it's a male or female.
	Won't call in.
	Can't confirm.
	Yeah, just spout.
	So, you know, once again, most of these people are correct, the record trolls that get paid on the keystroke, right?
	Every word they write, they get a little something of something from Hillary.
	And that's what they're there doing.
	And, oh, now I'm in trouble.
	Oh, window liquors like Chef is.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	Window.
	Oh, yeah, these poop ticklers out here.
	God.
	Sons of bitches.
	I'm just goddamn sons of bitching trolls.
	I see you.
	I'm just writing myself a note here.
	Don't piss off Chefist.
	Oh, I'm telling you, man.
	You know what?
	I see him.
	I've been there.
	You know, I joined up when art was coming.
	I love art.
	You know, we were all there because we love art.
	I came on here.
	Couldn't believe all these goddamn pinko commie trannies.
	I mean, most of these, oh, they pretend to be women.
	Oh, I'm Tiger Lily.
	Here's my cute little picture.
	Oh, I'm Roswell's art, this cute little blonde lady.
	Oh, here I'm Empress.
	I'm this, I'm that.
	No, they're all trannies with their balls hanging as low as a leprechaun.
	God damn it.
	Sons of bitches.
	No, I figure it.
	No, you know, oh, here's a, can you even be yourself?
	Or do you have to pretend to be the last person you heard?
	Oh, I'm Roswell's art.
	Oh, could you do me a favor?
	Could you call 911?
	I can't reach the phone.
	I just had my family members lay the potato chips on my breast sack.
	Yeah, you know, I don't have breasts.
	It's a sack.
	It's all, you know, I weigh 600 pounds.
	I'm not being able to be taken out of my apartment at this point.
	Yeah, yeah, that's what you get.
	Yeah, look at them all.
	Oh, man.
	You know, this is what you get.
	But you know what?
	We have the opportunity here at Belgium.
	We can turn it around.
	Yeah, I know.
	Oh, here's Roswell.
	Yeah, he's always someone else.
	Guess there isn't much to him.
	Oh, that's really good, Rozzy Orson, Orson Welles Art.
	Oh, you're not.
	Call in.
	You won't call in because you're a man.
	And you want to shove your hollow peepee back in your pelvic region because that's what you are.
	Call in Roswell.
	Face me.
	You won't face me.
	You're a chicken.
	You're a chicken.
	Oh, Sheffis wishes yet.
	Who's this?
	Oh, it's Laura Kench.
	Oh, here we go.
	Laura Kench.
	Oh, my God.
	They're all coming in right now.
	646.
	646-374-266-646.
	You know what, if anyone wants it, Jeff has stopped fisting trannies.
	Oh, stop fisting trannies.
	You want a tranny?
	What is it?
	Molotova?
	What's that, Molotova?
	Oh, shit.
	You've never shaved your pelvic region, have you, Moe?
	Where are you?
	Eastern Europe, Molotova?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	What are you doing?
	You're another one that wants to get rough-rangered by old Joe Stalin, aren't you?
	Oh, shit.
	You know, this is the type of crap you get.
	I've always got it since I joined Belgab, and I can't believe it.
	Oh, Sheffis is channeling ghosts.
	I'm not channeling anything.
	I'm just channeling my frustration at all these communists on Belgab.
	They've always been on there.
	And then they're like, oh, I'm a woman.
	Look at my cute little pig.
	They're not even women.
	They're men.
	Preach.
	Oh, I think Sheffis is a raging alcoholic, Roswell Art said.
	She posts day and night because she's addicted to methamphetamine.
	Roswell Art is addicted to methamphetamine.
	Her and Gimpster, what's her name, Gimpress?
	Empress?
	They just smoke methamphetamine.
	That's all they do all night.
	Oh, Cat Smile.
	Let's see what Catsmile says.
	Hey, that's the best you got.
	Oh, my God.
	The worst troll.
	These are the worst trolls on the internet.
	They can't even troll properly.
	Jeffus, put your helmet back on, short pass.
	Good job, Molotova.
	You got nothing.
	Do you even have a reproductive organ?
	Male or female, Molotova has nothing.
	No one, they're the worst chat trolls ever.
	I mean, do you guys, I mean, you guys have heard me, ladies and gents here, and you're all good folks.
	I mean, you could probably come up with something.
	Shittest.
	Oh, Tiger Lily, shittest.
	Oh, I'm shitting.
	Oh, Tiger Lily, you're so brilliant.
	You're so creative.
	Oh, oh, Roswell Art.
	Weird.
	Oh, that's the best they got.
	Oh, all the years of Belgab, and that's all they got.
	Weird.
	Shittist.
	This is all you got.
	Now, what's going to happen tomorrow?
	What's going to happen tomorrow at Belgab?
	What are you going to do to entertain yourself?
	Sheffis is, or I, I mean, I'm there, but where's the damn Falki?
	He's not posting.
	Chefus, do you miss Falky?
	You know what?
	I do.
	I do.
	I mean, you said it.
	I agree with you, Jazz.
	I felt sorry for him.
	You did urinate on the air, though, and pretend you were reaching for water.
	It's Roswell Arts.
	Hey, Roswell, when are you going to start work tomorrow at freaking Long John Silver's?
	Oh, you're a fry cook.
	You haven't even made it to garment.
	You haven't made it to salad.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, wait.
	Laura Kench, Cheffis drank a beer on air and pissed in a bucket.
	He's not an Arkie at all.
	Oh, that's okay, Laura Kench.
	You work for the goddamn DMV.
	You're a loser.
	DMV.
	You don't got nothing.
	Do you have like a dossier on everyone on Bell Cap and what they do?
	Yeah, that's it.
	No, but you're right, Jeff.
	You know, I started, I felt sorry for him, then I didn't feel sorry for him, then I felt sorry for him again.
	Look, I think he's a lonely, a lonely guy.
	That's why he keeps taking back in all those guys that betray him all the time.
	You know?
	And then Kathy, yeah, you know, Kathy, I think, unfortunately, you know, there's people out there that, you know, they'll be with anyone just to be with someone.
	Yeah.
	You know, there's just people out there like that.
	But you know what?
	You guys are here on a Saturday Night Fever, rocking it, you know, trying to give people something to have something to go on about.
	And you know what?
	Rock on.
	I'm going to get off.
	I'm sure tons of people want to call in.
	Love you guys, and have a good one.
	Thanks, Batty.
	Appreciate the comments.
	Bye, guys.
	Bye, guys.
	Ladies, have a good one.
	Bye.
	That was Chefist.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	I didn't know what to say through half that call.
	Yeah, it sounded like he's got a dossier on everyone on Bell Gab.
	I want to know what he's got on me.
	You just have to let Chef run its course, I suppose.
	Yeah, I think so.
	I mean, you don't want to interrupt that flow.
	No, definitely not.
	Well, I wanted a good old-fashioned art bell debate.
	That's why I wanted Roswell Arts to call in.
	Maybe if she still wants to do 646-374-2666 or Skype, jazz.munda, give us a call.
	What do you mean?
	Is that all you got?
	That's all you've got?
	And speaking of people, well, we have another call.
	Good friend of mine.
	Hello, that tech dude.
	What's your name again?
	The Mud King.
	That's right.
	Hi.
	You're on the air.
	Maybe turn up your microphone.
	We're listening.
	Hello, Mud King.
	Other than being the largest back in the world, Mean Gene.
	Do you know what makes this different than any other back in the world, Jack?
	I don't know for sure.
	Yeah, well, I can tell you what it is.
	I've never been pinned for a three-count, man.
	On February 5th, the whole world saw the plastic surgery on the referee.
	The whole world saw that the referee was paid off.
	Brother!
	This chef is still on the line because I want to talk to him.
	No!
	No, he's not, unfortunately.
	Man, if I could only hit the buttons on my controls right, that would have sounded perfect.
	Yes, I thought that was happening.
	You weren't quick.
	Yeah.
	Jazz will fix it in posts.
	Yeah.
	Fix it in posts.
	That's all I needed.
	Well, do it live.
	Do it live, brother.
	Are you using any effects on your mixer there, or is that all voice?
	That's all voice, brother.
	You're going to need a glass of water after this.
	I already do.
	After listening to Jazz Ertos, the chef is there.
	I just didn't know what to do.
	I was so fired up.
	I picked up a chair.
	I banged it on my own head.
	And then my mic.
	That was great.
	Why was he so worked up?
	I don't understand.
	He got very worked out very quickly.
	My heart rate increased from that.
	I don't even dislike these people, but I'm ready to go.
	Where's the wall?
	I want to run through it.
	No, that was good.
	This could be a gab cast to remember.
	If I wasn't drunk, I'd remember it for sure, but it's too late for that.
	All right.
	I'll listen off there.
	Thanks, guys.
	Thanks.
	Thanks, Curtis.
	There's that big red.
	Yeah, that is Red, otherwise known as the Mud King, otherwise known as Curtis, otherwise known as whatever else he's known as.
	So, yeah, that was.
	I don't know what to say about that.
	And I mean, well, there you go.
	Would you meet someone from Belgab or someone you met on the internet on a forum?
	Have you met anyone you've met on a forum?
	Not on a forum.
	No, not at all.
	Kaiser?
	I mean, does MySpace count?
	Well, 10 years ago?
	No, I would say a forum where it's more anonymous.
	No, I would never.
	Absolutely not.
	Yeah.
	I mean, a few years ago, I went to the States and I'd been on Belgab, and I told people I was going to the States.
	I go, oh, if you're here, come meet me.
	If you're there, come meet me.
	I was like, no, I like you, but I like my kidneys where they are.
	And also, I'm not going to be able to sell that to my wife.
	No way.
	But see, if you were going to do that, how would you do it?
	I mean, where would you meet?
	Under what circumstances and what time?
	I mean, I guess if you set it up right, maybe if you had a relationship with them on the internet, like if it was MV or someone.
	I don't know, maybe.
	Or you, Jazz, if I was in Australia.
	I don't know.
	Well, look, I've spoken a lot to MV.
	I've spoken a lot to the Mud King and to Bateman.
	And I'd probably meet those guys, but someone I've never actually spoken to, I think, would be a harder sell.
	I know Sheffist has been around for some time, but after this phone call, I don't know if I want to meet him.
	Thanks.
	Not after.
	I actually wanted to ask Sheffist because it relates to this.
	And Sheffis has been talking about a Las Vegas Belgab meetup, which I think I don't think it's actually serious.
	I think it's more of a joke.
	But would you go to a Belgab meetup in a public place in, say, Vegas?
	I'm going to the White Crow Fest next year.
	What is the White Crow Fest?
	This is White Crow.
	I know I'm familiar with White Crow, but what is the White Crow Fest?
	There's going to be an eclipse, and the best place to observe it is six hours from where White Crow lives.
	So I plan on going.
	I mean, who knows what's going to happen between now and next year?
	But yeah.
	Six hours.
	So would I meet somebody from a forum?
	Yes, if I felt that they were safe.
	Six hours seems quite remote.
	Are you sure you want to go into the woods with a stranger?
	Well, just going all the way to, is it Kansas where he lives?
	Just going to the middle of America is kind of scary for me.
	Because I'm used to going to Connecticut or New Jersey or someplace like that, local that's very similar to where I am right now.
	But I don't know.
	It just seems like I'd be visiting another country or something if I went to the Midwest.
	Wait, didn't you say you don't you work in the Bronx or somewhere like that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	And you're afraid of some the woods?
	Oh yeah, yeah, I do work in the jungle.
	No, but it just seems like I wouldn't know my way around.
	I wouldn't even know where to go.
	I mean, I could book a flight to another state, but then what?
	It just seems complicated.
	I mean, it's not, you know, I'm an adult.
	I'm sure I could look up local hotels and stuff like that, but it just seems like a mission.
	So that's why it feels not overwhelming, but it just seems like, wow, that's going to be a project for next year, where it really shouldn't be.
	I'm sure everything will go smoothly.
	But it just seems like, wow, I've got this big project next year.
	And that's why I drive.
	You're going to drive?
	Well, you would drive?
	Oh, yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Oh, yeah.
	And Pikaisa, are you going to the White Crow Fest as well?
	I didn't even know about it until just now.
	Had no idea.
	And is that the official name for it?
	The White Crow Fest?
	I named it that.
	It doesn't have an official title.
	Did I read online that you received one of the hoodies?
	Oh, yes, I did.
	It's beautiful.
	Yeah, he mailed it.
	That's for real, huh?
	Oh, yeah, that's for real.
	And it was worth the wait.
	It's absolutely gorgeous.
	And it's, I don't know if it's hand-stitched or machine-stitched, but it's just beautiful.
	He had posted pictures up of the way it looks.
	It's basically a crow, and it has a locket that's open.
	It's a heart-shaped locket.
	And it's got, I forget what words are in it, but yeah, it's gorgeous.
	And it's very generous of him because he's sending a lot of us, and he paid for postage and everything.
	So thanks, White Crow.
	Wow.
	So that's why you're going to the festival, so you guys can all admire hoodies.
	Yeah, I mean, I would have gone even without the hoodie, but yeah, I'm just kidding.
	Yeah, I would drive, though.
	I wouldn't mess with all that.
	Just drive.
	It's so much more fun.
	You see so much stuff.
	He's lured you in with the hoodie.
	No, I like White Crow.
	I think we.
	I suppose.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	No, go ahead, Lika.
	I was just saying that on the way over, I guess you could pick up a couple other Bellgab members, right?
	Have a little road trip as you're driving to the White Crow Fest.
	And I'm told that it's 42,000 stitches in the White Crow hoodie.
	You know, I would go to that Vegas meetup if I think it's a real thing.
	I think Chef's really wanted to do it.
	I would go to that.
	My wife loves Vegas.
	I guess it depends on where and what time.
	I mean, I could see at the Paris Hotel or something, there's a small space, and we all go there and then we go our separate ways.
	That would probably be the most likely way of getting everyone together, right?
	Not going to some back alley somewhere.
	No, no, no, definitely not.
	That's later.
	Yes.
	Very dark.
	What do they say?
	What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?
	Yeah.
	I think that's going to have to be the case here.
	Actually, about 14 miles northwest of Vegas and about five feet under.
	Yes.
	I wonder if MV would be liable for that.
	If he, because of the website connection.
	We've got another caller.
	Hello, you are on the air.
	Hey, it's Chef again.
	He's back for more.
	Round two.
	I had to talk about Vegas.
	You know, the Gab Fest, Las Vegas.
	Yes.
	Tell us about it.
	And so I'm going to market it a little bit.
	I tried to put it out there, and people thought it was a joke.
	I did.
	But here's.
	Did you think it was a joke?
	No, no, no, no.
	I just didn't think you were serious about it.
	Not that I thought of it.
	Oh, I was serious.
	And I was trying to get people to, you know, inbox me and do all that.
	But the problem was there were three problems.
	Number one, people thought I and Falky were going to be there, and that turned them off.
	So I don't know why they would do that.
	You know, it doesn't matter.
	I mean, that's the thing.
	If you're in Belgab, you have to understand you're going to be with people that you might not like, but there's going to be a bunch of weird people there.
	You know, someone posted a pic of one flew over the cuckoo's nest with all the actors that were playing insane people, and that's kind of Belgab.
	So, you know, you're going to be there.
	There are going to be people you like, people you don't know, people you might not like, but that's the nature of it.
	And then just people are like, no, I don't have the time, I don't have the money.
	And I tried to plan it in the summer.
	Yeah, it's hot as hell and whatever, but that's the cheapest time to go.
	And so if you can go the cheapest time, and I wanted to go downtown because downtown now is the funnest place in Las Vegas.
	They redone everything.
	Fremont Street's amazing.
	The hotels are really good rooms at great prices.
	We're talking like 20, 30 bucks a night, you know, so it's cheap.
	But in the end, you know, I think people didn't have the time, they didn't have the money, or they just weren't that interested.
	Or they didn't like me or Falky.
	So I would have thought Falky would be a good draw card.
	No, we did.
	You know, we had several ideas.
	One was we would rent Falky a hover-round.
	Do you have hover-rounds?
	I know what it is.
	You know, what do you call them down there?
	I don't know.
	A Johnny Cock!
	I can hear some weird name.
	A Johnny Cock?
	What do they call him?
	I don't know.
	I'm not even sure.
	What do you call it there?
	There's a lot of names.
	It's a cart.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't even know what we call it.
	Hey, so I'm sorry to interrupt, but someone had posted a YouTube video of a guy in a hover around who looked like Falky getting run over by a truck in Huntington Beach.
	I just saw that recently.
	We didn't want to hurt him, but our goal was to get him drunk and then to have the hover around lose power at the end of a dark alley and then run away and leave him there.
	And that was the ultimate goal.
	You know, these are just ideas, you know, spitballing, as it were.
	And so that was one idea.
	I had a whole trip planned because, you know, you can go up to Area 51 outside of the Nellis Range, and there's a bus that takes you up there.
	It's a party bus.
	So it has drinks.
	You can hire strippers if you want, but I thought it'd be, you know, if it was all males, we might have strippers.
	If not, it's just drinks.
	The party bus takes you up to the Nellis Range there at that Area 51 past the mailbox and all that.
	And we'd do that one day.
	And then there's the National Atomic History Museum.
	We can do that.
	And then the bigger one was George Knapp emailed me and said he'd be interested to go if we had a live show.
	Was that true?
	That's where I thought of it.
	That's absolutely true.
	I swear to God.
	That's where I thought that now that you bring that up, that's when I thought it was fake when you brought up George Knapp.
	That is 100% true.
	I emailed George Knapp at his email off of coast to coast, and he said, well, if you're in town and I'm in town, sure, I'll stop by and we can do it.
	Did he think this was going to be a paid gig?
	No, I told him no.
	I said I'd have dinner at Hugo's Cellar, which is one of the best steakhouses in town.
	It's at the Four Queens downtown.
	And he said, I love Hugo's Cellar.
	Yeah, that'd be fine.
	And it would just be talking.
	You know, we could have a live gad cast or whatever.
	And he was into it.
	George Norrie said he would do it.
	And George, I've actually emailed a lot with George Nori, and he said he would do it if he had time.
	But for him, it's a lot more difficult because George already works there.
	George Knapp already works there.
	So, yeah, I had all that.
	But you know what?
	The only people that really committed to coming were A.K. Willie and who else committed?
	Yeah, me.
	So it'd be me and H.
	This sounds like there's more people going to White Crow's Fest in the.
	Oh, wait, Tiger Lily's back.
	What's more shot on Chef is his liver is brain.
	Oh, that's Tiger.
	Wow, you're really coming on.
	Oh, wait, where's Rosalind?
	Well, at least he's learning peeing on air.
	Not good.
	Hang up first.
	Oh, Roswell and Tiger Lily.
	Oh, gosh.
	They're just so creative.
	I love them.
	They're just beautiful.
	I love you guys.
	Ladies, guys.
	Guys.
	Ladies, guys.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you know, this is great.
	No, but we did.
	And, yeah, I wanted to do it, but you know what?
	That's the problem.
	It's like herding cats.
	You know, who's really going to get together?
	And, yeah, that's what happened.
	So I had to call in to let you know that I did try, but it was almost impossible.
	Maybe we'll.
	Well, I guess not only that, but what are we all going to do when we get there, right?
	I mean.
	Oh, I had a whole list.
	You can go to the stream.
	Pardon me, I made a forum and a thread on it, and it was called Bell Fest, or Gab Fest, Gab Fest.
	That was it.
	I'll have to look it up.
	Cool.
	Yeah, the little alien, Ray Cuffman.
	We were going to go to the Little Alien, and we're going to go there and do quite a few things.
	That was it.
	Now it's Vegas, so would there be strippers involved?
	Well, I wanted to get him on that bus going up to Area 51.
	Could you imagine those signs that say shoot on site, shoot the killer, whatever?
	And it's you and a stripper getting your picture by that sign?
	Wouldn't that be awesome?
	That would be my avatar for Bell Gab Forever.
	Exactly.
	It'll be better if we could find transvestite strippers.
	I'm just saying.
	I thought that's what we were doing.
	Wait, here's a new one.
	It's a new user.
	His name is Ryan Mansey.
	Chef is enjoys a good tube steak.
	Oh, Ryan Mansey.
	Yeah.
	I love those tube steaks.
	Oh, you're so good.
	You're the best troll.
	You must be a Ford troll.
	Oh, you're so good.
	Oh.
	I'm pretty sure I know what a tube steak is, but I'm really curious to see the penis.
	Yeah, I know, but I'm really curious to see what comes up in Google.
	Chef's penis is a little alien.
	Oh, but that was a good one, you must admit.
	Oh, you like that one?
	It's a little alien.
	Oh, yeah.
	But it's that curve in it, you know, that it's a curve.
	It's like a hook curve like a cat's penis.
	That's the one that gets ladies.
	They love this hook.
	That curved hook penis.
	Yeah.
	You know, the one where you can't separate, you throw a bucket of water and they're still not separated.
	Chef is sad to call in.
	Now he has to hang up.
	That's what Tiger Lily says.
	Tiger Lily, won't you call in and prove you're a woman?
	Wait, Roswell Art.
	When we went on, he spent hours talking shit about Falcon instead of excusing himself to go pee.
	He pretended he was just reaching for a glass of water when you called in.
	Oh, Roswell Art.
	What's that all about?
	Oh, that's great, Orson.
	Orson's screaming.
	Oh, now I remember that.
	Yes.
	It sounded like you were peeing.
	Ah, confirmation.
	Oh, it did?
	I wasn't peeing.
	How am I going to pee on air?
	Seriously.
	But, you know, Orson needs to go to bed.
	Yeah.
	You know, they have a new breakfast program at Long John's in the morning.
	Yeah.
	Fried eggs.
	Deep-fried eggs.
	Those scotch eggs.
	You know, the ones where you wrap them in, yeah, hard-boiled eggs, wrap in sausage, deep-fried.
	And you still had the fried fish.
	Yeah.
	Get over there, Orson Welles Arts.
	Yeah.
	But hey, guys, that was it.
	No, the Las Vegas thing was real.
	It wasn't a joke.
	I wanted to do it, but yeah, just couldn't get enough people.
	Well, we've got another caller on the air.
	Caller, you are on the air.
	Hello.
	This is White Crow.
	Oh, White Crow.
	The real White Crow.
	I'm never sure.
	Well, I'm reworking the embroidery on the hoodies because I understand there are some people that are somewhat unhappy.
	Disturbed with the there's some kind of locket that I put on there.
	Is it drunken hay?
	Not quite sure where I was going with that.
	Oh, this is Bobo 17.
	Are you talking about the actual design of the picture on the hoodie?
	People aren't happy with it.
	It seems to be about me and my palatial estate that I have.
	And I want to get away from that.
	You know, the whole website is going to a new direction or something.
	I'm not sure.
	Okay.
	I can't do it anymore.
	Never mind.
	Okay.
	This is Bobo 17.
	All right, guess who?
	Pick your favorite post you'd like me to read aloud, and I have to find it online when I go back upstairs.
	Okay.
	Is this White Crow?
	This isn't White Crow.
	No, no, it's Bobo 17.
	I could tell by all the misspellings here.
	I'm about to break out the walk now.
	Okay.
	Do you have anything else?
	Nothing.
	Anything else you want to talk about?
	Anything at all?
	What would y'all like?
	What were y'all talking about?
	I'm down here getting a PBR.
	What are you looking at?
	What's going on here?
	Hey, White Crow, what do you do for a living?
	I have no idea.
	He lives in Minnesota.
	You're not like.
	This is Pate.
	Come on.
	Oh, Pate.
	Yes.
	All along.
	Damn it.
	Hi, Pete.
	He's a producer.
	Here I am, an executive producer.
	And what are you guys doing with this thing?
	I'm just worth the money in it.
	Just spending and spending.
	There's no money for us.
	This is money for MV.
	Well, there's no money for you.
	Where's mine?
	Well, you don't have to.
	But while we're talking about money for MV, if anyone would like to buy some e-cigs, go to the top of Belgab.
	There's a link for e-cigs.
	Please buy from that link and give MV some money.
	Diaper dollars.
	That is a pretty good site.
	I've not yet looked at it, but I guarantee you that, you know, it is in my closet full of books and tapes.
	I listen to a lot of music and read a lot of books, and I'd like to give one away.
	This is the worst plug ever for, I don't know, MV will take care of this and post it.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	Pate, I must say, I often need a translator to help me read some of your posts, but I do enjoy them.
	Well, right now I need a translator to understand what you just said.
	Can you speak American, please?
	It's very sexy.
	I don't know.
	I don't understand any of it, but I don't want to assume anything.
	Did you say what I thought you said?
	Well, I mean, click on the vape link about e-cigs, and man, what kind of flavors they got?
	Pete, do you think MV likes?
	Tell me about dirty flavors.
	Sagan?
	That was PK.
	Do you think MV likes you or not, man?
	I think MV could give a flying anything about me.
	But I love him all the same.
	Praise MV.
	He's a pull Missourian.
	You're the best of the best of the best.
	I just drank a sip of PBR to MV's health and his family's continued health.
	And I just want to hear him back on the air.
	I hope he gets that stalker issue sorted out.
	It's just, you know, sorry, Jazz, can you mute yourself, your microphone?
	Well, you can just mute your headphones for a minute.
	There's this weirdo that took over for MD.
	And I don't want to be the first to say it, but he's kind of, I don't know, just not there.
	No.
	And you know what?
	I never, I wouldn't even pretend to be even a quarter of what MV is.
	And no, I haven't taken over for him.
	It's just, I know you can't hear me right now, but thank you for muting the headphones because just hearing your sexy voice is, man.
	Just keep talking.
	Damn, he can't hear me.
	PK, do say something to Jazz so that, you know.
	How about we do this?
	Is Angloria still around?
	How about I talk to you like this?
	Tell me, what do you want me to say to you, Pate?
	And your sexy posts with spelling music.
	That's all those spelling mistakes out there.
	Is Chevys running the board for you?
	No, this is me.
	This is all me.
	No, I can't do that.
	This is all me.
	Come on, Chef.
	So, PK, how about Luca?
	Luca, are you still there?
	Yeah, I'm Luca.
	I want to tell you in my mind with that little crazy, you know, your picture that you posted up there at sideways rapper.
	Oh, man.
	I always thought you were Lucia.
	I just always put an I in there.
	There's no I in Pirelli.
	Well, wait.
	Damn it.
	I need to get off the line, apparently.
	I'm not running out of things today, but I'll be back in the chat room in a minute.
	Is that cool?
	Yeah, that's cool.
	You can also come back onto the limits here.
	There's no bridges.
	I mean, we don't.
	Pate, Pate, you can come back and call back in a few minutes to edit your last call.
	Outstanding.
	I want to hear it live.
	I notice you always edit your posts, and I like and I approve.
	Well, who can ask for any more than that?
	I need to go just, I need to go to the bathroom.
	I don't want to do it all air.
	Pate gets it.
	Pate gets it.
	Pate, nice to speak to you.
	Have a drink for me.
	Good night, Pate.
	I think Pate will be sleeping that one off for a while.
	So if anyone else wants to call, 646-374-2666.
	I think we've done quite...
	How long have we been on the air?
	A little over an hour.
	It's only been an hour.
	Yeah.
	Is this thing going, man?
	Anyone wants to give a call, 646-374-2666 or Skypejazz.munda.
	You can get us any of those two ways.
	So, guys, any of you.
	Keejeb had made a list of notes for the show.
	So I don't know if you wanted to discuss any of those.
	Yeah, I was on.
	Oh, here it is.
	I was.
	He talked.
	Yeah, we talked about that.
	The African likes.
	MVs opened up you being able to log into Belgab via Twitter.
	So I don't know if any of you have done that or are going to do that and what your thoughts about it is.
	Will it bring in new blood to the website?
	Because I assume that when you register, when you register, you have to log into MV has to approve your registration.
	And I'm hearing myself on the thing.
	But MV has to approve your registration.
	And if you do it via Twitter, he doesn't have to do that.
	So what do you think?
	Is that going to bring new people into the website?
	No comment.
	Yeah, so I think Ibby is the source of the feedback.
	Yeah.
	Ibby, you might want to disconnect and reconnect because I'm hearing feedback.
	I think it's through you because when you try to talk, it's clipping every not even every word.
	It's every syllable.
	Talk again?
	Okay, so you want me to...
	No, you're better now.
	It's better.
	Oh, I'm better now?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We've got a caller on the line, but Ibby, I'll let you finish what you were going to say.
	I forgot what I was saying.
	It's about Twitter, MV bringing you the Twitter.
	So basically, if you create a Twitter handle and you can post on Belgab using that, it's almost like anonymous posting, right?
	Well, anonymous to the point where it is a Twitter handle, but I guess any Twitter, you can create a Twitter handle, you know, and then sign into Belgab with it.
	So I guess it is anonymous.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm not exactly sure how that would change things, to be honest.
	I'm not exactly sure how that would.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Anyway, caller, you are on the air.
	Oh, hey, James.
	This is Willie.
	Willie, how you doing, buddy?
	Hi.
	Willie.
	Willie, what's up with the poo?
	Is this a gag for Belgab?
	I'm getting cut out a little bit here.
	I'm sorry, I missed that.
	I'm just saying, what's with the poo, Willie?
	Does it have something to do with a gag or is it real?
	Do you really poo into beer beer boxes?
	Well, yeah, I mean, you know, it is what it is.
	I had a good reason to start doing it.
	I should have stopped probably a long time ago, but I don't know.
	I just kind of got in that swing at doing it.
	I started building my house here, and septic tank was the last thing I really had on my mind.
	I don't know, call it lazy.
	It is what it is, but I don't know.
	Do you not have plumbing on your property?
	Is that why?
	Or the toilet toilet is too far away.
	No, I thought I got my neighbor pregnant, and so I was trying to pollute her freaking.
	We have a catch water system here.
	So I thought if I started crafting in a box and then lightning it on fire, if the wind was blowing right, it would land on her roof, thus polluting her water, causing her to have a miscarriage.
	But turns out, you know, she didn't actually end up pregnant with my baby, so I should have stopped doing that, you know, months ago, but it is what it is.
	Okay.
	I don't quite know what to say about that.
	Anyway, how are you doing?
	What's happening?
	I'm doing great.
	I'm bummed I'm not down in Vegas now.
	I was ready to go down to that deal Shepus was talking about, but as it did materialize, I guess, you know, I was about the only one that wanted to go.
	So hopefully maybe next year, man, it'd be a cool deal, I think.
	And you would go?
	You would have no problem meeting strangers on the internet?
	Oh, hell, I don't care.
	Good attitude.
	I like that.
	They're not strangers whose friends you haven't met yet.
	That's true, Ibi.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Judge, I was going to ask you, man.
	The other day I got some freaking, hell, I can't remember what they call it.
	It's like Australian Kobe beef, wagu, or something like that.
	Do you know anything about that?
	Well, I'm not a farmer or a, but yeah, I have eaten, you know, sort of Angus beef or wagu beef.
	Do they do it down there like they do in freaking Japan where they pay girls to massage the damn cows 24 hours a day?
	I've never heard that.
	That does sound like a Japanese thing to do.
	But I've never heard of that in Australia.
	Man, that would be freaking awesome.
	Can you imagine going up to one of them girls once they get off work?
	Holy crap.
	It'd be the easiest pickup ever.
	You know, I mean, seriously, if you're freaking rubbing a cow off a freaking day, good Lord, after a few drinks, I think it would be a hell of a great date.
	I think I've read a couple of your posts where you have some interesting encounters with women.
	Are they all true?
	Or is this performance art?
	Oh, you're talking about the one that I upset Gabrielle and them.
	Yeah, that unfortunately was true.
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	Hell, I might even try to do the same thing tonight.
	We'll see.
	I'm sitting in my friend's driveway right now, and I can see the one that probably will go down, but I will try not to live post it.
	We'll see what happens.
	Please do.
	Can you live broadcast it to us?
	Is that possible?
	Yeah, maybe.
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's only like 8:30, I think, here now.
	So it's still early.
	You know, the magic doesn't happen until around midnight or something like that.
	But I see that the guy I'm looking at now, they got a box of beer sitting over there on their damn four-wheeler, so it'll be easy pickings.
	And I see they got a bonfire going, so that always leads to disaster.
	Yeah, it'll be a good night.
	We'll see what happens.
	A box of beer.
	So you've got your bathroom essentials sorted out then.
	So that's good.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Please let us know how it goes.
	I just got to pick up my jar of mayonnaise and I'm good to go.
	I'm more than trouble hearing you guys, so I'm going to get off the phone and try to listen to the rest of the cast here.
	I sure enjoy it.
	It's great talking to you, and it's always good when you have a son of Shane today.
	Oh, thank you, Willie.
	Thanks, Willie.
	Have a good night.
	Good luck.
	And let us know how it goes.
	Oh, it's going to be disaster.
	I wouldn't expect anything less.
	That was A.K. Willie.
	Always has some interesting encounters with women.
	Are they true?
	I don't know.
	Have you guys ever seen the post by A.K. Willie?
	Yes.
	Very funny.
	Yeah.
	Usually on a Saturday night, usually alcohol-infused, usually relating an encounter with a lucky lady.
	So, yeah, we would talk about the Twitter.
	Yeah, I don't know whether that's going to what type of effect that's going to have on Belgab, whether that's going to bring in undesirables, whether it's going to make it easier for new blood to come in.
	Time will tell.
	So it seems to me like we're waiting for the conclusion here of the epic trilogy of Chefist Calls tonight.
	No, no.
	Well, I was hoping that Tiger Lily might call in because she sent me a contact request, a contact request through Skype.
	Let me get my popcorn.
	Yeah, well, she had sent me that during the call with Chefist.
	So I was kind of hoping we'd have some type of debate, to put it politely, between the two.
	But I'm happy to hear from Tiger Lily.
	Anyway, it doesn't have to be about Chefist.
	It's always nice to hear from someone from Belgab.
	And I think Tiger Lily has, I think she spoke to Art once because I believe she was the creator of Arts Tarts.
	Is that correct?
	I'm very sorry to interrupt, but Gravity Sucks wants to do a welfare check on P. Kaiser.
	Are you still there now?
	Yeah.
	Sorry, Vera.
	I'm still here.
	I'm just waiting to get an in on something that I actually know about.
	See, I don't want to just contribute just for the sake of contributing.
	I want it to be, you know, golden or at least silver or bronze, you know, something that actually is going to, you know, contribute to the conversation.
	But for the last half an hour, I don't know what the fuck anyone's talking about.
	I just sit back and relax.
	And when I, yes, I'm blinking.
	I can hear you.
	When I hear something that I can comment on, I'll be right there.
	I promise.
	I swear.
	PK, you have to do more preparation if you're going to be on the gab cast.
	You have to read the site for a week before you come on the show.
	And you have to know it back to front.
	I do.
	I just read the different stuff.
	See, I just, the whole falky thing leaves me completely cold, so I don't know anything about that.
	So I'm just lost.
	And I've only been around for about a year.
	So anything before that, then I'm Reckif is going, P. Kaiser is down, P. Kaiser's.
	So anything before a year, I'm not a whole lot familiar with.
	But yeah, yeah.
	I'm here.
	I'm having a blast.
	We have another caller on the air caller.
	You are on the air.
	Hello.
	This is Flight Crow.
	It's great.
	This sounds like Star Mountain.
	Am I correct?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Hi, Star.
	How are you?
	Correct.
	Hi, Storm Mountain.
	Star Mountain was my other, the other person that had my back.
	Had I failed to look after me today, Star Mountain was going to jump in.
	Thank you, Star.
	Well, thanks, you guys, for jumping in.
	And I love seeing new people get in there and setting up.
	Yes.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	Okay, I'm going to hop off so Tiger can call in.
	Yeah.
	No, no.
	What?
	Well, thank you for calling in, Star.
	It's always very nice to hear your voice.
	And I must thank you once again.
	Star helped me yesterday.
	Her and Gravity helped me with some, you know, testing out having two instances of Skype working at once.
	So thank you, Star.
	Thank you for that.
	No problem anytime.
	All right.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	And we have now we have on the air, we've got Tiger Lily.
	Tiger, welcome to the Gabcast.
	Hey, Jazz.
	How are you doing?
	I'm doing fine.
	How are you?
	I'm doing pretty good, I guess.
	A lot of weird people on Belgab.
	A lot of weird people on Belgab, the website, or in the chat room?
	Well, both, I think.
	But that's okay.
	I'm one of them.
	Here I am on Saturday night getting insulted by Chefist.
	What a good time.
	Yes, well, I'm happy we could facilitate that.
	That wasn't sort of my intention when we did the gab cast.
	But yeah, that's what happens on the internet, I guess.
	Hi, guys.
	Everybody say hi again because I forgot what you sounded like.
	Hi, Tiger Lily.
	Hi, Tiger Lily.
	Hey, IB.
	Hey, man, fire it up, man.
	That was PK's.
	Who is that?
	PK?
	Yeah, PK.
	And Luca, say hi to Tiger Lily.
	Hi, Tiger Lily.
	How are you doing tonight?
	Good.
	Luca's the one with the sexy voice.
	I know.
	Doesn't Luca have the best voice for radio?
	I think we need to get him his own show.
	Oh, really?
	We could do Jazz and Luca.
	That sounds like it's got a potential here, Jazz.
	Let's private message after the show.
	Oh, most definitely.
	Most definitely.
	I'll take, will the 60-40 cut do for you?
	Yeah.
	That sounds about right.
	Let's do that.
	It's 60 for you, 40 for me.
	I don't require much.
	Oh, stop it.
	I would do it for free.
	Come on now.
	All right, 100%.
	What else am I going to do on a Saturday night?
	Well, that's what I wanted to also bring up.
	What are all of you guys?
	Tiger Lily, what are you doing home on a Saturday night?
	Ibby, you're all at home.
	I've got an excuse.
	It's Sunday afternoon.
	I'm at least ignoring my family.
	What are you guys doing on a Saturday night?
	Well, I actually cleared my schedule so I could do this.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	And guys, what are you doing?
	PK, why are you home on a Saturday night?
	Actually, I'm helping my wife prepare for my sister's 40th birthday party tomorrow at our house.
	Oh, well, it doesn't sound like you're really helping much at the moment.
	Well, I mean, that's why we were home.
	It's 12:30 now, but that's why we were home originally.
	Nice.
	He's helping by staying out of the way.
	Yeah, that's actually, I mopped all the floors and swept all the carpets and dusted, so there.
	Well, aren't you pussy-whipped?
	Yes, I'm kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	I wouldn't dare not do something my wife asked me.
	Pussy-whipped is a good thing.
	Indeed.
	Hey, I do.
	I just thought of a question.
	I had no subjects at all to think about besides just complaining about Chefist.
	But it's kind of a spec question, but first off, how do I sound?
	Because of course I can't hear myself.
	How's it sound?
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	As I said to the guys before, I'm not so much an audio Nazi.
	As long as I can hear you and understand, that's all that matters.
	And you sound great.
	Okay, because the reason I'm asking is I'm just using, I've got a laptop, but even that seems like too much trouble now.
	I'm just using my little fire Kindle.
	And when I call other shows, I always, I have no problem when I call Gabcast, but like I have problems with Amy, and I had problems with MITD before I refused to call them anymore.
	So I was wondering, especially with Amy, how come when I call her, I can't have the volume up, so I can't hear her, but I can on Gabcast.
	Does that make sense?
	I have no idea.
	Am I asking you?
	Well, you're probably asking the wrong person unless these guys are.
	I need to ask.
	We need the Mud King to talk about.
	There's a lot of Amy people here, too, I think, in the Gabcast.
	And then the other thing is, since I'm not using any kind of microphone, if I use Bluetooth, would that get rid of whatever the echo problem I have with Amy?
	I have no idea.
	Are you calling her on Skype?
	Yeah, just like this.
	Just like this.
	It's all I have.
	It's all I'm willing to do.
	Caging the Mud King.
	You can't use those words.
	Caging the Mud King, or like Gravity's there, and he listens to Amy, and he's kind of technical.
	Okay, dead subject.
	Never mind.
	No, I unless one of these guys knows anything about audio and Skype.
	Yes, I do.
	You should use the little headphones that came with your phone.
	There's a microphone on those things, believe it or not.
	And when you use the headphones, you're not going to get any kind of feedback or interference or any of that.
	And you'll be able to hear him 100% better.
	Would Bluetooth do the same thing?
	Because my phone has nothing but a Bluetooth connection.
	You don't have an iPhone, I take it.
	No.
	Oh, geez.
	I'm one of those low-rent type people.
	No eyes for me.
	I don't know if Bluetooth would work.
	I didn't have good results with Bluetooth, but that's just me.
	But I have an iPhone, so I'm sorry.
	Okay, well, it was nice talking to you guys.
	It was nice talking to you too, Tiger Lily.
	Oh, is Star still here, or did she sign off?
	No, Star signed off.
	Oh, okay.
	I'll tell her that you said hi.
	Okay, I'm sure she's listening.
	You can say.
	Hey, Star.
	Hey, everybody else on the chat.
	Okay, well, I'm going to hang up.
	Nice to talk to you guys.
	Well, you sound great.
	Tell Amy she doesn't know what she's talking about.
	Yeah, I kind of figured that out.
	I don't know.
	I've seen on the chat here.
	CatSmile said Bluetooth almost always makes it worse for what it's worth there.
	Oh, no, that's good to know.
	Yeah, it's probably like old cell phone reception or something.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, thanks for the info.
	See you guys later.
	Bye.
	Thanks, Tiger Lily.
	Have a good night.
	There was Tiger Lily.
	Thanks, bye.
	Tiger Lily, just before you go, were you the founding member of Arts Tarts?
	Yes, I was.
	Back in the day.
	Back in the good old days.
	Good times.
	I believe that was just a year ago.
	Oh, gosh.
	I know.
	I still have nightmares.
	No, I don't.
	PTSD.
	What about the Valkyries raging over across the hill in full armor?
	We had it so good for a while.
	I know.
	For such a short time.
	It was ripped.
	For such a short time.
	Was ripped from us cruelly.
	Yes.
	It was.
	I'm very sad about that.
	You know, I cannot help.
	It's just my sunny personality.
	But Art did say in his post that, you know, he's kind of jonesing to get back on to.
	So, you know, he might pop up with a little podcast every once in a while.
	I don't think he'll ever do more than that.
	But I think it would be good for him, actually.
	Good therapy.
	Yeah.
	Well, we wish him all the best.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, we should do.
	Thank you, Tiger Lily.
	When I said, thank you, Tiger Lily, Siri on my phone activated and said, why, thanks.
	That was weird.
	So, does that mean Siri's been listening in on the Gabcast here?
	Siri listens to everything.
	Yeah.
	What was I saying the other day?
	And reports it to the NSA.
	Oh, yeah.
	I was reading my daughter one of the Harry Potter books, and there's a character in it, Sirius Black, and it didn't happen now.
	But every time I said the name Sirius, Siri said, What can I help you with?
	So, just the way I was saying Sirius, little Siri on my phone sort of perks up her ears.
	Our granddaughter heard Siri and said, What's that?
	My wife said, Well, that's Siri.
	And my granddaughter said, Well, what does she want?
	And my wife said, Well, she wants to help us.
	And my granddaughter said, Well, why does she want to help us?
	I guess you had to be there.
	It was kind of cute.
	So, is that the 21st century, a century equivalent of like, why is the sky blue, Grandpa?
	Exactly, exactly.
	Why does Siri want to help us so much?
	Why does Siri want to help us?
	It was kind of funny.
	You should have seen her.
	It was pretty funny.
	Okay, back to you, Jazz.
	Well, the other thing we wanted to talk about tonight, Ibby, I believe you wanted to talk about the Mandela effect.
	One in particular, particularly about the Mandela Effect, interests you so much.
	Okay, well, when I first heard of the Mandela, well, the Mandela Effect was named after now, I can't think of his first name, sorry, Nelson Mandela.
	And the reason that it started is because many people remembered him dying in the 90s when he was in prison.
	In my timeline, I didn't remember that he had always been alive.
	And at first, I thought these people are crazy, or they have him confused with somebody.
	But it seems like more and more and more people were coming out of the woodwork to say that they do remember him dying in prison.
	So there were two camps, and it was weird, but you know, whatever.
	Maybe people are misremembering.
	Then the whole thing with the Baron Stain bears.
	I don't know if you guys are familiar with it, it's children's books, it's Berenstain, and most, actually, everybody I have spoken to and every post I have read remembers them as being Stain, like or Stein, like the Jewish last name, S-T-E-I-N.
	But it turns out that they're now Berenstain, S-T-A-I-N bears.
	But I figured, well, maybe the authors changed it or the publishing company.
	I mean, there has to be a logical explanation.
	Everybody remembers Bernstein, and it turns out that the author's last name is Bern Stain, S-T-A-I-N.
	And allegedly, the books have always been Bernstein.
	And Fiona Broome is the woman who started the Mandela Effect website.
	She coined the Mandela Effect term, and she started a website dedicated to it.
	And on that website, people have posted that they remember it being Bern Steen.
	And they went upstairs to their attic to get their books from childhood.
	And lo and behold, it's S-T-A-I-N.
	And they were freaked out because they remember the EI.
	But again, that's something that's maybe, I don't know.
	Again, people are misremembering or whatever.
	But more and more things have been coming to the fore.
	For example, in the Forrest Gump movie, what is it?
	What's that line that he says when he's sitting on the park bench?
	You guys remember?
	Life is like a box of chocolates.
	You never know what you're going to get.
	Is.
	You said is.
	But now, if you watch the movie, it says was.
	Life was like, oh, I can link everything that I'm saying so people don't think that I'm crazy.
	Later on, after the show is over, I'll be happy to put all the links on the Gabcast thread.
	But basically, they have clips of him, and in the movies, all the movies, well, all the movies, in the original movie, he says life was like a box of chocolates.
	And it's really freaky because people remember is, including myself.
	I saw the movie.
	There's also Mr. Rogers, and that's a children's show.
	I don't know if they show American shows in Australia, but Mr. Rogers is also.
	But I know who he is.
	Okay.
	When he starts the show at the beginning, he sings a song, and he says, It's a beautiful day in blank neighborhood.
	Everybody remembers it, including myself, as the neighborhood.
	It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
	Well, it turns out he says this neighborhood.
	And if you go to the old, and it's like the, I guess the shows were from the 70s or 80s.
	But whenever it was filmed, you can see that it's not a new show.
	You can see that this is like the original.
	Oh, plus he's dead, so he couldn't film a new show now if he wanted to.
	But basically, he's singing, it's a beautiful day in this neighborhood.
	And nobody remembers it as this.
	In Star Wars, what was when Doroth Vader told Luke that he was the father?
	What was the famous line?
	Luke, I am your father.
	Well, it turns out he says, no, I am your father.
	Yeah.
	Which is really weird because nobody remembers no.
	And yet when the actor, or what was his name?
	The African-American gentleman, I can't remember his name now.
	Thank you.
	When James Earl Jones was interviewed on two separate interviews, he says, well, he's making reference to his line.
	And he says, Luke, I am your father.
	And in one of the interviews, he jokingly says, Luke, I am your father.
	And your uncle, which was funny.
	But he himself remembers it as Luke.
	But if you go back, and again, I'm going to post links to all this.
	It's, no, I am your father.
	Also with Star Wars, does anybody remember C-3PO having a silver leg?
	Or do you remember him as being all gold?
	He had a silver leg in episode four.
	Oh, okay.
	Because that's another thing that is showing up on the list of things that very few people remember the silver leg.
	I don't remember a silver leg, but maybe I wasn't paying attention.
	I remember the silver leg because there was a toy.
	The little three-inch toy had the silver leg.
	So I went back and watched it, and sure enough, there's the silver leg, yeah.
	And how many years ago was that?
	Oh, that was right after it came out and it came out on VHS.
	Yeah.
	My sister has a huge collection of that crap.
	But the scariest one is that the scriptures, the Bible, have changed.
	Do you remember something from the Bible saying the lion will lay with the lamb?
	No, it sounds like some crazy porn website.
	Is that in Revelations or something?
	I think so.
	I think it's in Revelations, but now it says the wolf.
	Nobody remembers a wolf laying with the lamb.
	It's the lion with the lamb.
	And there have even been artwork and statues made of a lion with a lamb.
	And there was this one religious show, not religious show, this one religious guy who had made a YouTube video.
	And he's one of these people who knows the Bible forwards and backwards because he hasn't memorized.
	And he was listing, and again, I'll link this.
	He was listing the different things in the scriptures that have changed, but it seems to only affect the King, the New King James version of the Bible.
	So it's just really freaky.
	Oh, and Hitler's eye color.
	Him as having brown eyes, but now allegedly he had blue eyes.
	I never heard blue eyes before.
	It was always brown.
	And the whole thing was like, oh, he had dark hair and dark eyes, but yet he thought the master race was blonde and blue-eyed.
	So how ironic.
	Oh, and this is the last one because I don't want to stop the whole time.
	But JFK, do you guys remember it being a four-seater car in the car who was assassinated?
	Or six-seater?
	Six.
	Six.
	Oh, really?
	Okay, because a lot of people seem to remember four, and now it's six.
	If you look up pictures on Google of the assassination, all right.
	So some of them could be things being misremembered, like I said.
	Well, that's what I was going to say.
	How much of this is just us misremembering things?
	Like, there's also the Star Trek one where everyone says, beam me up, Scotty.
	But Kirk apparently never said those words.
	He said similar statements, but never beam me up, Scotty, which is what everyone sort of associates with Star Trek.
	There was also from Casablanca, supposedly he never said play it again, Sam, but that's the quote-unquote famous line from the movie.
	He said, play it, Sam.
	So some things are misquoted, but I don't know, like, I'll post links.
	Like, some of these things are really mind-blowing.
	Maybe out of all of them, if even like a half of them have been changed, then it's just really freaky.
	And there's also some people that have theories on what's happening.
	So I'll post those links also.
	But I just wanted to talk about that.
	So what do people think is happening?
	And why is it only affecting some of us?
	And like, sometimes we might remember the correct thing.
	Other things we might remember, you know, the incorrect thing that happened.
	But it seems to affect different people in different ways and different events.
	Right.
	Most people who do these videos who have been researching.
	And again, if I watch a YouTube video, I don't know how much research they have done, but everybody says they've been researching it.
	And CERN seems to be brought up over and over.
	There was one, there's a show called Midland, something in the Midlands, Midland.
	It's the one with Michael Rarra.
	Wasteland.
	What's that show he does?
	Something in the Midlands.
	Midnight in the Midlands, is it?
	I'm not sure.
	All right.
	Well, anyway, I'll post the link where one of the guys on the show with him, okay, and bear with me, I'm going to try to remember this because I'm not a techie-oriented person.
	But he said that normal computers process zeros and ones and that they have these supercomputers.
	There's two of them on the planet.
	And these computers, they can process, I think if the zero is being processed in a regular computer, then the one isn't, something like that.
	But these computers can process both things at the same time.
	I'll post the video of, not the video, the podcast, and I'll post where this guy talks also so that you guys can listen.
	But he says that these two supercomputers, CERN has one and Google has one.
	And he feels like when the CERN does what they do, they may be opening tiny little links to other universes and the two computers are speaking to each other so that Google is rewriting some things.
	So that's his theory.
	I mean, there's other theories.
	Like I've heard people say that maybe because we're vibrating at a different speed now than we were before.
	So it seems like time is speeding up.
	And some people who are into the metaphysical talk about us ascending so that there's two Earths.
	There's the Earth with the higher vibrating Earth and the other one.
	So maybe that's a possibility.
	I don't know.
	Nobody really knows what it is.
	A lot of people have theories, but right now that's all it is, just theories.
	I find it quite an interesting thing, particularly because I do remember certain things a certain way, and then I'm told it's another thing.
	But it could just all be a product of me misremembering.
	I mean, you know, I mean, how many other things do I misremember even in my personal life?
	I might remember a conversation going a different way.
	Is that part of the Mandela effect or is it just a shitty memory?
	Well, the thing with the Mandela effect is everybody else remembers it a certain way and it's not that way now.
	It's not a personal thing.
	Right.
	It's overwhelming numbers of people or even Mirror Mirror on the wall.
	It's now magic mirror on the wall.
	If you go back to the Disney, the 19, whatever.
	So I mean, we all misremember.
	You know what I mean?
	I know.
	Are we all misremembering?
	It could be that it came out as Magic Mirror and somebody started saying Mirror Mirror.
	And we're remembering what someone else said.
	Exactly.
	You're not remembering because how many people have watched the original Disney movie?
	Or maybe not.
	Maybe this is part of the Mandela effect that it's she never said mirror mirror.
	She said magic mirror.
	I'm sorry, the other way around.
	She said mirror mirror and now it's changed because of the Mandela effect.
	And now it's a magic mirror on the wall.
	I don't know.
	I want to know if I can use the Mandela effect as an excuse to get out of doing something that my wife has asked me to do.
	I told you to clean the shit out.
	No, Mandela effect.
	Sorry.
	Didn't happen.
	I don't think I'll be able to use that as an excuse.
	If you forget an anniversary, you could say at the other timeline, the anniversary wasn't on that date.
	That's right.
	You didn't get me a present on that date either.
	Yeah, that's really interesting, though.
	I think that after we hang up here, I'll probably be going on some websites.
	Do you think maybe, I mean, to go back to the Star Wars reference here, do you think maybe the universe is just George Lucasing's special editioning everything up here?
	Yes.
	Just saying.
	I have a very distinct memory of Hans Solo shooting first, and I rewatched it, and it's changed.
	I don't know.
	Oh, really?
	No, no, that was the Han Solo thing is not Mandela Effect.
	That's George Lucas' effect.
	I had something real similar to that happen to me not too long ago.
	We were taking a tour of a huge cemetery here in town, and actually John Dillinger, the outlaw from back in the 30s, is buried there.
	And we've been going there all of our lives, taking people, you know, there's John Dillinger's grave, blah, blah, blah.
	Well, anyway, the last time I went there, the huge headstone that's the family headstone that says Dillinger on it is not facing the street.
	It's facing in towards the cemetery.
	And for 50 years, I know for a fact that that gravestone faced the street, and now it's faced.
	And I talk to somebody that's from there and they're like, oh, no, no, it's always faced the cemetery.
	And it's like, no, no, that faced the street.
	But it just was really strange when I walked up and I saw that.
	I'm like, that's not the way it's supposed to be.
	What is this?
	So it's almost exactly like what you're talking about.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I had a personal Mandela effect.
	I mean, people would think I'm crazy when I tell you, but you know the singer Paula Cole?
	In my original timeline, I remember her having been the lead singer to Cowboy Junkies.
	And then she left, and then somebody else replaced her.
	I can't remember who.
	And I even remember either her or the replacement singer was interviewed on an NPR show and they were talking about the Cowboy Junkies.
	Now it turns out it's always been Margot Timmons.
	And I'm like, okay, I know I remember this.
	And I don't remember it like, oh, I heard her voice and I thought it sounded like Paula.
	No, I knew it was Paula the way you know that David Lee Roth was in, oh, what was that band?
	Van Halen.
	Myself, thank you.
	But then also Sammy Hagar and Gary Sharone and then Sammy Hagar again.
	No, but you know that David Lee Roth.
	David Lee Roth again.
	Right, right.
	Yeah, so I knew that Paula had been in that band, but nobody else can remember that.
	So I don't know.
	That's my headstone turned the wrong way.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	It is.
	It's a really interesting sort of subject when you get into it.
	And I fear that it's one of those things that I don't think we'll ever really know what's going on.
	Is it just shitty memories or is something happening?
	As George Nori will tell us.
	Something's going on.
	Something's happening.
	It is.
	It's interesting, definitely.
	Yeah, if anyone wants to call the show with their own personal Mandela Effects story, 646-374-2666, 646-374-266, or Skypejazz.munda.
	Guys, do we have anything else you want to bring up?
	You want to discuss anything Belgab related or paranormal related?
	Don't all jump in at once.
	Yeah, so if no one else is going to call in, we don't have anything else we want to discuss, we might shut it down here.
	Well, two hours is respectable.
	It is a very respectable.
	If we'd gone for 10 minutes, then we're in trouble.
	And I even have some outro music to play.
	You've been listening to The Gabcast, a podcast about BellGab.com.
	Now get lost.
	Well, that wasn't the outro music.
	Well, before we do the outro, can we all say goodbye?
	Of course you can.
	I was going to say goodbye to everyone.
	I was going to say thank you to Inglorious Bitch.
	And I don't like calling you a bitch, so I'm going to call you Inglorious.
	I'll call you Ibi.
	Ibi, thank you very much for having my back tonight.
	Oh, thank you.
	And thank you to Luca Parcelli.
	Is that right?
	How do I say your name?
	I don't have it written in front of me.
	It's fine.
	It's Parcelli.
	Parcelli.
	Parcelli, Parcelli.
	Luca Parcelli, thank you very much.
	It was very nice to hear your voice.
	Thank you very much.
	Thanks for giving me the opportunity here, taking a chance on a rookie.
	And I had a lot of fun hanging out here with you guys.
	We're all rookies.
	I've never actually hosted the show before by myself.
	So it was good to sort of step in and do that.
	P. Kaiser, it was great to speak to you as well.
	Thank you very much for joining us.
	You too.
	I thought you did a good job hosting, and I love doing it.
	So thanks a lot for having me.
	Oh, pleasure.
	Anytime.
	That's a teacher.
	That's what she said.
	That she did.
	Yeah, I hope to do this again sometime down the track.
	If MV ever wants to get back into the saddle, I'll be listening because I don't think anyone can replace MV.
	We can sort of try to fill his shoes, but we never really will.
	Thank you everyone for listening.
	Thank you to all the callers.
	We had lots of callers, which is a good thing because it's a very hard thing to do to get callers to call in.
	So thank you very much for all the callers, the hosts, the people in the chat room.
	Thank you very much.
	We'll see you on Belgab.
	Later, guys.
	Bye.
	Good night.
	And good night.
	You've been listening to The Gabcast, a podcast about Belgab.com.

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