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05 May, 2015

05 May, 2015 ---------- Eddie Dean, Onan, (Redacted), and Jazmunda host this very special episode of The Gabcast. They discuss Art Bell's imminent return, Falkie20xx's momentous interview with George Noory, and a bunch of other stuff.

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This is the Gabs, a podcast about Bellgab.com.
Now, shut up, sit down and listen to the damn show.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Eddie Dean.
We've got Redacted, Onan, and Jasmunda joining us tonight.
Welcome to the show.
How's it going?
What's up, guys?
Good to hear voices.
It is pushing buttons.
I can't hear myself on my headphones.
I don't know why, but I will figure it out.
Welcome to the show, a podcast about Bellgab.com.
A lot of activity.
Bell Gab tonight, or this week, especially in the past 48 hours.
I don't know if we even want to talk about this.
I mean, you kind of have to talk about what's happening in the general musings thread, don't you?
I mean, there seems to be a buttload of activity there.
Did something happen?
I don't know.
I've been distracted by Art Studio being built.
How is that going, by the way?
Is he posted pictures yet?
Has Art posted pictures yet?
He certainly did.
He posted a picture today, and it's the type of picture, Eddie, that you would have the same reaction I have with a good bit of horse porn.
Yes.
Yes, I love good pictures of studio equipment.
What I noticed was he has the same desk chair that I have.
Is that from Ikea?
Probably.
Is that the one that has the black fabric on the seat and on the back?
It's leather.
At least mine is.
All I saw were the arms are the same, the way the arms are supported.
Yeah.
It's the same.
So I figured, hey, it's got to be the one I got.
Of course.
Yeah.
Well, I'm thinking I'm special because I got the same kind.
So that, you know, that means something.
He's special because he has the same kind as you, Onan.
Thank you.
Thank you for clearing that up.
I think I agree with you.
I forgot to give out the number.
If you guys want to be on the show tonight, the number is 623-242-2278.
Again, that's 623-242-CAST, C-A-S-T.
So, I mean, you know what?
We should start out with art and just kind of take things as they come, so to speak, as far as a discussion about the board.
So can somebody give me a concise rundown of what has happened in the past, I don't know, a couple weeks with art?
Jazz, this is your area.
This is my area.
You're up.
You're the fanboy.
How far back are we going?
I mean, we've pretty much discussed his quitting or Keith's quitting and Keith coming back.
And we actually spoke to Keith last week, which was a really good conversation, I thought.
I think he really won back quite a few points back to all the detractors out there.
You know, one thing I didn't understand is why people didn't like Keith all that much.
Why there was so much hate, if you will, about Keith.
I think there were a couple of issues.
Go ahead.
For me, I never understood it either because I, you know, sort of well, grew up with listening to Utt Bell and hearing Keith, you know, being the man on the spot providing us with all the photos and the links and everything like that.
So I always really admired Keith for doing that.
And then I think maybe it was when the whole Utt Bell quits dark matter thing happened.
I think there was that perception that it was Keith who was running all the negotiations.
And because things weren't going our way, so to speak, I think we tended to take it out on Keith.
Now, Keith actually mentioned last week that it, in fact, wasn't him running any of the negotiations.
So, yeah.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that thing.
So it was Keith that was running the negotiations or wasn't it?
I'm saying that people had the perception that he was running the negotiations.
And because the outcome wasn't going the way that we wanted it to go, we sort of, well, not me, but other people started taking all of that anger out on Keith because art wasn't going to be on the air.
But that was just this latest negotiation thing.
I mean, it seems like I'm talking about when Art first quit Dark Matter and was trying to get out of his non-compete.
I got you.
And then there wasn't some stuff that went down on the Dark Matter Network as well.
Stuff with MV and other hosts.
Yeah, MV had made some kind of comment, terrorist comment, and because of that was taken off of the Dark Matter Network.
They had done a couple of spec sheet shows on the network.
And then Keith and MV had to have a little talk that resulted in the spec sheet not being on the Dark Matter Network anymore.
And there were some interrupt for a second, though that was MV's choice.
It wasn't that the spec sheet was taken off so much as MV decided not to do it because he didn't want to be under the pressure of being micromanaged.
Right, you're right.
But Keith coming back and talking to us, it put a voice to a name, and I had no idea who he was.
I didn't like him because I thought that he had done something a bit untoward towards the gab cast or towards the spec sheet.
However, you know, after listening to him talk, you know, he's cogent, his thoughts are well organized, and he presented himself in a very cordial manner.
It's hard not to like somebody that comes off that way.
Yeah, he seemed like a normal dude, regular guy.
And a very cool guy at that.
Yeah, I would have to say I agree with you.
Yeah, that was a good move for Keith to call in on the show and kind of get his perspective out there.
And I think it really helped his position as far as people criticizing him and whatnot.
And I really do think there's a possibility that the spec sheet will become a regular feature on Dark Matter Radio.
That'll be fun.
Yeah, I think they were actually recording it for the show for the network tonight, I believe.
I mean, I wasn't able to listen to the entire show, but I think they said something.
I heard him say something about it towards the end there, where they were going to.
Keith was going to put that on the air.
It wasn't a live show, but I believe it was going to be, you know, he'll put it on the air sometime later as a recorded podcast kind of thing.
Yeah, I think that's you have it nailed right.
Yeah.
Which is good.
Which is good for everybody.
So, okay, so back to Art Bell.
Jazz, before I interrupted you with a Keith comment.
Well, I don't know what else has happened in the last week except that he's building the studio.
I mean, everything has been sort of the focus of Belgab has been sort of away from Art Bell in the last few days.
Yeah, I haven't.
I don't know why.
I'd like to bring this up.
This is very important, though.
Paul, producer Paul, said he's going to get Art a lava lamp.
Very great.
That's good.
I can't believe he doesn't have the lava lamp already.
I know, I know.
I've been telling Paul, get the purchase order for that, man.
This is critical broadcasting equipment right here that needs to get got.
I agree with you.
And I'm glad that producer Paul is, what is he up there hooking up the studio with art or helping him do that?
Yeah, I guess he's helping him.
Good.
So everything is still going forward and we're still going to have a show.
Have they announced the date yet?
That's what I was going to ask.
Yeah.
I don't believe so.
Nothing I've read has indicated a date.
Yeah, Art did mention that he was going to go to the Philippines before the show started, but I don't have his itinerary.
Well, the countdown clock on his Art Bell site says, at least earlier today, said 76 days.
So that puts it somewhere around July 20th.
Sounds about right because he was saying, well, Art was saying late July.
Sounds about right.
So I think that Belgab might start moving all the momentum towards the Art Bell thread and away from the falky thread as that date gets closer and closer.
As long as there's no hitches or any problems with his music or the show, as long as Keith doesn't quit again or any of that, I think Belgab's going to see a big bump.
And I am really looking forward to the live threads the way that Envy did it last time with the Dark Matter show is he put up a new thread for each show so people could listen along with it and comment.
And some of those threads were getting 100 pages in three or four hours.
That was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah, it really was.
It was a blast.
It was so much fun to be there with everyone.
And what I like about it is I like the chat that we have now, but it's, you know, your thoughts get kind of just transitioned off the page as more people post.
And it's tough to go back because every time you try to scroll down, somebody says something else and it pulls you right back to the last statement.
Whereas if you wanted to look at a post on the forum, you could kind of follow through things sequentially.
And if you missed something, you could go back.
And I liked that.
Yeah.
And you can post pictures and whatnot.
I agree.
My experience with those is it was more like a chat.
You know, you don't really type a lot.
I mean, it was one sentence or two and that was it.
I mean, you didn't put a lot of stuff in there and just, it just goes because you can't follow it.
I mean, you can't follow when the threads are going that fast during the show.
But yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Then you can pull up the show at a later date, listen to it, pull up the thread and read the thread along with the show, and you're just right back there all over again.
It was fun, wasn't it?
So when you listen to reruns, do you go back to the old threads and read along with them?
Oh, you're calling me out.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Yes.
Yeah, I do.
And I take my pants off and I listen to it in my underwear and follow along with the thread.
Yes.
I fully intended to do that.
I wanted to do that, listen to old shows and follow along with the thread, but I haven't done it.
At some point, possibly.
You should try it.
It's a head trip like only Bell Gab can give you.
If I ever do that, shoot me.
Really?
Why?
I would say if you did something like that, that really indicates that you have no life.
Well, yeah.
We're doing a podcast about a forum about a radio show that doesn't exist.
What part of that says?
I didn't say I wasn't a hypocrite.
At 9 o'clock Eastern on a Tuesday.
Yeah.
I'll have you know that it's 11 a.m. on a Wednesday, so I'm in the clear.
Yeah.
Totally in the clear, Jazz.
Yeah.
Yeah, I believe that you have a very full life over here.
Sorry.
You know, I've been skipping full pages, several pages at a time of the Art Bell thread, just because at a certain point, I mean, there's so many new pages, not right now, but several days ago, you know, and it's really hard to keep up.
But I did notice something that Art seems to be more comfortable with the forum now because he was posting something about personal issues.
I can't remember what it was.
Jazz, I think we talked about this before the show.
Maybe could you read that post?
Where he seemed like he was very comfortable speaking to us, kind of opening the curtain a little bit behind, you know, Art Bell and his personal life a little bit.
He was talking about regrets.
Yeah, he said he'd hurt people.
He said, I know I've hurt people, not physically, but emotionally.
When I was young, I had a bit of a way with women and hurt some I know, and it haunts me.
When I was climbing the ladder in radio, I was brutal with competition and took delight in crushing them, which I'm sure is despite business, which I am sure is despite business being law, a sin.
I am sure, which when Dave pulled some tricks and ended up on 104, I understood as karmic retribution.
So what he's saying is that he knows that when he was climbing up the ladder at radio, he did some bad things.
And he's saying that when Dave pulled those tricks at the end of Dark Matter and ended up being on 104, he understood that as being karmic retribution for his past sins.
He then said, I have always carried a weird kind of guilt about success because I'm sure much was just luck and there were a lot of talented people who don't have it.
I had a rough childhood with very, very strict parents and we were not a close family.
Now it's too late.
Other stuff too, I am sure.
I am also sure that about clips my wings, basically saying he's not an angel.
Right.
And I don't recall Art talking about things that personal on the forum.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I missed some stuff earlier.
But I mean, that was a peek behind the curtain as far as I'm concerned.
It really was.
And I've heard him talk about a lot of deep personal issues on the air, but nothing quite that deep.
I mean, that's getting really personal.
Yeah.
Saying that you have regrets for some of the stuff you did in your life.
I mean, who doesn't have regrets for some of the things that we've done?
And who hasn't grown past some of those things, hopefully, you know, but I just thought that was pretty amazing.
I think what brought that comment on was someone had brought up the fact that when he was younger, he assisted getting some kids out of Saigon, some orphans or something, and bringing them to the U.S.
And people were praising him because of what he did all those years ago.
And then I think he came on and said, you know, I've done some good stuff, but I've also done some bad stuff.
And, you know, I'm not an angel, not by a long shot.
Right.
Which just brings him right down to earth.
Not like art ever was anything but down to earth, but really makes it like, I mean, just call me crazy.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm a big fan, but it makes it so, it makes him seem so approachable, so real, just the normal person, just like any of the rest of us.
He just happens to have the most awesome radio voice ever, ever.
That's it.
And the best radio show, I think, that ever existed on AM.
But he's a regular person, just like any of us.
It was pretty cool.
It was pretty cool.
And I was kind of touched by that post.
Yeah, and humbleness is a grand virtue for somebody with that much talent, you know?
Anybody can be cocky and say I'm the king, but and I don't know.
It just, I don't, I don't like cocky people.
So when somebody has that much talent and is humble, also, it's a breath of fresh air, as far as I'm concerned.
On the other side of that issue, though, Roswell's art just said in the chat room, yeah, it must be rough being so well off.
So there's that side of it as well.
They always say money doesn't buy happiness, right?
Well, you know, I'd like the shot.
I'd like to give it a shot to see what it feels like.
It can buy you lots of drugs so you forget about all your worries.
I'd like to test that theorem someday.
Well, on the topic of Bellgab getting a lot more activity and attention, sort of going back over to the Art Bell thread, the closer we get to the date, you know, I'm noticing a lot of new faces, new members, usernames that I've never heard before starting to pop up here in the last few days.
And I think that's really cool.
We could use some fresh voices, some fresh faces, get some new perspectives to the weirdness that goes on at Bell Gab.
Yeah, I agree.
That's going to be nice to have some new perspectives around.
But, you know, with that comes people who are just there to hate on art or try to knock him down or whatever, you know.
Because I remember that.
There was a few people like that that came through during Dark Matter days, especially in the Quits thread, too.
Who was the one who gave the name Dave Botts?
Do you know who came up with that?
Because I think that's a great title.
Yeah, no, I don't know where that came from.
I mean, is there any way we can find that out if you do a search on Bellgab?
No, just ask me.
I'm right here.
Oh, is that you?
Yeah, no.
No, what it was was it was a comment that Art made to some people defending how awesome George Norrie is.
And Art made a post that said, well, it's real easy to spot the Dave bots.
And we all got a kick out of that because to us, that was the first clue that we realized Art is aware of the Dave nickname.
And that's just so hilarious because, I mean, like MV said, I couldn't say it any better than the way MV did, that we're all very happy to be living in a world where art knows about the Dave Norri story.
Yeah.
So was it Art who coined the phrase Dave Bots?
Yes.
It was art.
It was art.
Yeah, that's all him.
And for a while, it was on the top right.
And I think it was just the word Dave Bots.
Okay.
We got a call coming through here.
Hello, you have a comment for Car Talk, guys?
What's your name and where are you calling from?
Hello, Carla.
Are you there?
What's your name?
Who are you calling from?
Hello, Carla.
You've called Car Talk.
What's your name?
Where are you calling from?
Well, apparently he's not there.
Did you pick up the line now?
I picked up the line, man.
Did he turn off his radio?
I don't know.
I heard something in the background, but I don't know.
That was weird.
That was weird.
I hope the caller calls back or we get another caller.
Yes, 623-242-2278.
So what was the Dave Bots thing?
I'm sorry.
I'm being like George Norrie.
I wasn't listening to any of that because I'm staring at the caller going, okay, is that the one?
Okay, so you're saying that Art coined that whole thing, right?
Yeah, he did.
I'm so unprofessional.
Oh, bring your three by five cards today, man.
No, Art made that comment, but it was easy to spot the Dave Bots on the Art Bell thread is all we all got to kick out of it because you have to have read the thread quite a bit to know what Dave Norrie means.
So it was just kind of a clue to all of us that Art reads that thread more than we probably think he does.
I love that.
The best thing is that he still refers to Dave to George as Dave.
And even when he was responding to something Norrie said on Bellgap, he called him Dave.
That's just like the biggest insult you can give to somebody.
I love that so much.
I'm glad that Lone Voice sent that email and published it again just recently.
Yeah, I agree.
Because I didn't remember that it was her who sent that to the program manager.
And that started the whole thing.
But yeah, we really got a lot of mileage out of that joke calling George Dave.
I know.
And hopefully we will continue to do so for a long time.
Yes.
I can't see that one wearing out anytime soon.
I can't either.
That one's going to stick.
Art's calling him Dave.
Even George himself is calling him Dave.
Okay, we got a caller coming through here.
Hello, this is Car Talk.
What's your name?
Where are you calling from?
This is Falky.
Who do you want to talk to?
MV, the Gabcast.
This is Car Talk.
This is Car Talk.
We're talking about do-it-yourself car repair.
And the topic is alternatives.
Wow.
All right.
I guess Falky didn't want to play along with the joke.
Well, MV wasn't here anyway, so.
Yeah, that's true.
He was a bit disappointed.
Yeah.
He must be listening to the stream.
We gave away the joke.
All right.
So does that mean we don't have to talk about it now?
Yeah, I would love to not talk about it.
I was going to plug the thing, but I guess we don't have to now.
Is it all right to laugh my ass off now?
I'm going to mute.
Do we lose for that tip?
I think so.
Detector, you still there?
She's here.
I'm recovered.
I'm good.
I'm here.
Oh, come on, Falkie.
Try calling us back.
It was just a joke.
We got another caller.
You're on the air.
How dare you?
What do you mean?
Don't you want to talk about alternators?
How dare you?
You are sitting around promoting the idea of the devil racing around in cars, people watching them shows like Orange is the new black with them lesbians running around in the jail cells and they're always making fun of the Christian girl, the good Christian girl down there making, trying to spread the word of Jesus.
And who's the one?
Who's the one in charge of it all?
Them damn Russians.
The Russian red-haired woman with the...
No, I'm just playing.
What's up, guys?
Chameleon.
Chameleon.
That was brilliant.
That was a good JC impression, man.
That was good.
I was about to tell you to breathe, man.
Amazing JC impression right down to the stuttering.
You know, when he gets really worked up.
He's just like, yeah, he gets his cowboy hat all shifted off his head.
But no, I just want to call him, say, hey, guys.
And I forgot.
I forgot now.
Oh, you want to talk about alternators?
Do it yourself.
Yeah, man.
I just filled up the blinker fluid on my new Dodge, man.
It's so good.
Now I can just hit them indicators like it's so smooth.
It's so important to have that blinker fluid topped up.
You get yourself in a whole mess of shit if you don't check that shit about every gas fuel up.
You got all four tires on that car, sir.
Yeah, they're rotating.
They're still rotating.
I mean, they told me they were going to rotate them, but I told them they were doing that all anyway.
Oh, no, that's a bad thing.
You can't rotate them tires.
Well, that's what they do when I go down the street.
You know, I'm rolling down the street and them damn tires rotating around.
They rotate.
Rotate every day.
So question.
Like, I know Jazz Munda asked about the archived episodes when Keith was on.
I was just wondering, is there a thread or anything that has an updated thing?
Because I know there's like a mega collection, but I didn't know if there was anything that the Somewhere in Times were accumulating somewhere else.
Instead of the torrent getting updated all the time, if the Somewhere in Time things were going somewhere, you know?
Or did they even still let those episodes go?
By Somewhere in Time, you mean like what, the new episodes that premiere airs on some of the older ones that art has that didn't make the mega collection or whatever.
But I was just wondering because if you got the money, I might know a guy.
Oh, like a siege alley with a trench coat full of old cassette tapes.
That's the only thing.
This is a deal that will take place in a back room, and you have to have the special code, and you have to have the special knock.
So I got to take my pants off.
I'm going to have a stab insurance guy before I come down and do this.
No, but I think there is, I think there are.
Aren't there jazz some threads about somewhere in time shows that appear that play on the weekends that aren't in the ultimate collection?
Yeah, I don't know if there's any repository for it, though, still going.
They do air occasionally new ones.
But yeah, I don't know anything about Unless Coast to Coast decides to post those, I mean, will they sometimes post to somewhere in time that they posted, like, say, a few months back or a year ago?
The next day, basically, they post the stream of the previous night somewhere in time.
Okay.
So, if you do go the podload or the podcast download, though, right?
No, just because it has all the music and text.
So, it's just the stream.
So, if you do go, anyone who does have a Streamlink account, they can rip it off there for you.
And it has all the music, which is kind of nice because that really kind of brings you back.
It really sets the mood, you know, the music.
Really ties the show together.
It really does.
It ties the whole room together.
Like a throw pelvis.
I've heard from some neckbeards that if one were to, say, have VLC player, and if one were to listen to a particular stream and then hit record, one might be able how dare you promote that salacious piracy, and that's what leads to the media pornography in this terminal.
It sure does.
No, but right on.
I hope somebody does call when he starts his show and does that.
I mean, I do see a JC Webster the fourth in here.
I'm hoping maybe you can fill his shoes.
Not me.
I hope I just like, you know, inspired the fourth one there.
You know, maybe.
But that would mean that JC Webster had to have relations in order to have a fourth.
So, I don't know.
That's right.
That's not a good thing.
Didn't JC call when Dark Matter was airing?
He called once, right?
But it was when a guest was on, and Art, he was only on for, you know, maybe a minute or so.
Art didn't have any time or didn't talk to him very long.
Is that correct?
Am I misrepresenting?
No, no, I think so.
I think it was just like Art's like, no, not right now.
I'm just not into it right now, man.
It went on for a couple of minutes.
I think that was the most of it.
Wasn't he talking about Canadian communists, or am I remembering a different call?
It was talking about Canadian communists.
Yeah, he snuck that into almost all of them at some point.
How Canada is a sleeper cell for Russia.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's it, yes.
Or something about William Shatner.
I don't know.
But he did call on Dark Matter.
It was very short.
Came, have you ever listened to the Six Hour file?
Oh, yeah, JC.
If I can fit it in on Sunday, I will pop that five-hour thing in there.
It's funny when he gets on with Nori, though, because Nori acts like he's trying to reel him in and everything.
And it's just funnier when it's with art, dude, because it was just back and forth, and there was no like, I don't know.
It felt tacked on when George tried to fuck, when George tried to, you know, do it.
Yeah.
And art would get a good laugh out of the whole thing, too.
Oh, dude.
Like, when one of the callers called up and said, oh, JC kind of reminds me of the Catholic people going into the church for, you know, their homosexuality.
And all JC could think about insulted was he's like, how dare you call me a Catholic?
How dare you!
He didn't care about being called a pedophile or a homosexual.
It's just like, how dare you call me a Catholic?
You know, I think it was that call that I actually thought that that's what I, it sort of clicked that, yeah, these guys are put on and he's some type of comedian because that was very quick to say something like that.
Snappy as hell with that.
I wonder how many other voices that guy does and calls in on radio shows.
Did somebody say it was Phil Hendry?
I don't know.
But that's not the original JC, is it?
No, I heard there was like two of them.
Like the first one was like more, I don't know, the second one wasn't as animated out of nowhere, you know?
Yeah.
And they were talking about going to find Edna and all those bikers and stuff like that.
Right, right.
I think the first JC had a somewhat richer, a fuller voice, and the second one was more shrill.
The sickling cartoon version of JC.
Yeah.
It might have just been age.
I don't know.
Or it could have been just the natural progression of that impression, you know, impressively.
I'm going to see you when motorcycle gangs come in and do raids on your compound, man.
It does things to your voice.
There you go.
Cool.
I'm going to hop off, ABAP.
Thanks for letting me call.
Have a good show.
Thanks, Jim.
Thanks, man.
It was fun.
That was good.
Yeah, he's pretty cool, Cam.
808.
I agree.
All right.
So the phone lines are open, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to call because a couple people called while Chameleon was on the line.
You can call 623-242-2278.
The lines are open.
I think Morgus was saying something about that there were two or three JCs, if I remember correctly.
Somewhere on Bell Gab.
I remember reading that.
I would see that that guy was for real, man.
I would take Morgus' word on that stuff.
There's no way that guy could be real.
That opinion and that much energy.
I don't know.
It's a crazier world, though.
It is.
And I just hope he calls back on midnight in the desert.
That would be awesome if he did.
I was disappointed that JC didn't call like that first week because I think it took a couple weeks for him to call in on Dark Matter, if I remember correctly.
I thought it was during the first week.
Was it?
Seemed like it was the third or the fourth show he got in.
Interesting.
Yeah, see, I don't remember that.
All right.
So what else do you guys want to talk about?
You guys have anything you want to get off your mind on this podcast?
I got a question for everybody and our listeners.
So when Bellgab went down over the last weekend because of the bad raid card, what did everybody do while Bellgab was down?
Did you lose your shit?
Did you have to talk to your kids?
Did you have to go outside?
What happened?
Tell us.
Tell us.
I hate to really even admit to this, but it just shows what an addict I am to this goddamn forum.
I'm in the middle of a move.
We're moving shit from one house to another, and we're trying to get services hooked up.
And we're still doing a punch list to make sure stuff gets done on our house.
And in the middle of that, I'm going like, what the fuck?
How's comes the side?
How come the sight's down again?
So, yeah, I'm pathetic.
We got a color.
You're on the air.
Well, hello, Gabcast.
Hello.
Hello.
What's going on?
Miss White Crow.
Oh, this is White Crow.
Why did you ban me?
I don't understand.
You sound really, really drunk, Mr. B-Dub.
No, I'm just really tired.
So what are you going to talk about?
We don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Running out of topics.
You're like 20 minutes into the show.
I know.
I know.
You're really trying to sit around your favorite topic.
Yeah.
We really are.
So everyone's listened to, watch the video interview of George and Tommy, right?
Yeah.
No, I have not.
I will not.
No, no.
I was on it.
I have not.
Well, I got to a point where he was talking about black people and Watts riots or something like that.
And then I shut it off.
So that's as far as I got.
So that was what?
10 minutes, 20 minutes into the thing.
And I was planning on going back and finishing it, but I just didn't.
Do you know what I got out of that the whole interview?
Is that I'm really fucking scared of Tommy.
He looked like a badass.
Really?
Is that what you got?
I've just seen the photos on the site, and I'm thinking somebody's saying he's a badass, and I'm going like, what's he going to do?
Sweat on me?
He looks like a fatass.
They would run out of breath.
Yeah, he's just run away really slowly.
Besides wheezing and sweating, I don't know what this guy could do.
I just, you know, it's me.
Use really harsh language.
That's what he might do.
He seemed like he was not very entertained.
And does he ever take off his sunglasses?
You know, dudes that wear sunglasses all the time, they're hiding something, as far as I'm concerned.
Maybe he's got cataracts or something.
I don't know.
Stone dies.
He has a medical marijuana card.
I thought the most interesting thing about that was how completely different Nori looked from, say, like when he started doing toast, when he looked like a man who was in his 50s, 60s, and now he looks like, you know, someone who's had a lot of work done.
Looks like somebody who's trying out 40 when he's actually 60.
Yeah.
Well, those beyond the leaf videos get a lot of viewers.
He's got to look good.
Although it was, it was strange to see him in profile because, you know, you only see him like, you know, full face or quarter face in the promo shots that he does.
So it's kind of strange to see him in profile for some reason.
And his teeth were very white.
So I think he gets those things whitened.
I mean, shockingly white.
I didn't notice.
Have you seen the Tim and Eric Awesome Show movie?
No, I haven't seen that.
The Tim and Eric's billion-dollar movie.
Where at the beginning of the movie, they're standing there with spray-on tans, and they've got these implants, like these false teeth that they're wearing to make their teeth look like really white and perfect.
And they've got all these prosthetics on.
That's pretty much what Nori looked like.
Really?
He was real.
And they were making fun of people that do that.
Yeah, I haven't seen that.
It's a good movie.
If you like Tim and Eric, it's worth watching.
Those guys are really oddball, though.
I mean, you have to be in the right mood to really get it or appreciate that kind of humor.
Don't you?
It's really hot.
Their humor is extremely bizarre, but sublime.
Johnny Depp makes an appearance, and so does Will Farrell.
So how can you not watch that movie?
It's genius.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I don't know why or why George would be getting a lot of work done when he's on radio.
I mean, he's primarily on radio.
I think he wants to make a transition out of radio.
Must be a movie.
I think that's his end game is to move out of radio and into selling turmeric on TV on Saturday afternoons.
QVC.
Some ridiculous infomercial.
He better speed up that plan.
That's all I can say.
Ah, yes.
There's a little less time ahead than there is behind for that guy.
Well, you know, Art made a comment a long time ago about Dave taking it to Hollywood.
And I really think there's a lot to that.
I really do think that Art saw himself as a radio person, and Dave sees himself as somebody who can be a celebrity.
And it's, you know, just from my point of view, it's kind of pathetic.
You know, I wouldn't, on my best day, go to a meet and greet of that kind of stature.
You know, I just look at it and I go like, wow, people actually have so little life that they thought this would be a fun thing to do.
I just so what so that's a good question.
What celebrity would you go to a meet and greet to see?
Like, I mean, everybody has a favorite celebrity, right?
Or would you just not do it because it's kind of sad and fanboy?
Glenstant.
Yeah.
Celebrity is kind of a loose, loose word to throw around because I don't think any celebrity worth this halt would do one of those geeks.
Well, my oldest nephew has been to every Star Trek convention for forever, and he finally got, he has a picture of himself with every Star Trek cast member.
And he finally got the last one, I think like several months ago, and that was Nichelle Nichols.
Collect the set.
Oh, nice.
So I don't know.
I wouldn't do it.
You know, maybe if they had a really good dinner along with it, I might go.
He invested a lot of time and money into getting those collections together.
Those photographs.
Not only that, but he's got a whole room of his house that it's built that he has.
He's into collectibles for Star Trek, and he's got all walls are just filled with what do you call the character, the action figures and other venerabilities.
So he's a virtue.
He's probably.
Tell you what.
I will say this.
He puts his hand before I was married.
And even after, he was getting more than his share of Snapper.
I will tell you that.
Yeah.
Those girls at the Star Trek convention for us.
Chicks.
Is that what you're saying?
He's got a framed.
You're on the air.
Hello.
Is this the auto repair program?
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
What's your problem, sir?
Well, I live all the way up in Anchorage, Alaska, and I have a heated seat that stopped working.
Oh, wow.
And I like a warm bottom, and I have not been able to turn on the heated seat all week.
And I'd like to know what to do about that.
What you got to do is you got to trace your wires.
You got wires from your fuse box.
You got to trace them all the way around the front of the car.
It's going to go in the back of the car.
It's going to go around the wheels a few times.
And then it'll end up under your seat.
Where there is a match with a little squirrel who strikes it to light some little matches or to light some kindling under your seat that will start your seat going.
So you should check that out.
I think before you do that, you should go see your doctor and make sure that you don't have a bunch of necrotic tissue in your ass because if your ass is dead, you won't be able to feel that warmth coming up out of the seat.
Well, that might be for another program.
I'll have to call the medical program and find out about that.
Right.
Oh, we do what you should do.
Is this Marianne?
It is.
Jasmunda likes my main coons.
I send him pictures all the time.
Yeah, I love pussy.
How's it going, fellas?
What's up, Adam?
What's going on?
Good, man.
It's good to hear from you.
How are you?
I'm doing okay.
I couldn't make it through that entire Nori interview.
But what I saw of it, I have to say, I thought George actually came off pretty well.
You know, maybe he is a world-class sociopath and liar, but he came off like a normal person.
I mean, that's what I took away from it.
Yeah.
But that's what he wants me to believe.
Excuse me.
But let's see what the parameters were here.
What are we benchmarking against?
Normal versus Falky?
I mean, let's face it, you don't have to go far to look normal.
All right.
I'm sorry to pick, but how dare you?
Yeah, he did look.
You know what?
My question is, is what is the end game for George?
Why reach out to Falki?
Why grant him the interview?
Why let him video it?
Is it just he's trying to drive a stake through the middle of Belgab again?
Is he trying to separate people, which seems to be working, by the way, if you check out that thread in the past 12 hours?
I mean, people are bickering.
People are throwing personal attacks around.
That was like that before this interview.
But it didn't seem to be as vitriolic as it is now.
It didn't seem to be as mean-spirited or like go-for-the-throat panic.
Well, I think he spake about vitriolic, and perhaps it's got something to do, and it's been mentioned a few times on the forum.
And I think we've mentioned it on here, is that this interview turned his most vocal detractor into his number one fan.
Well, but does that make that big of a difference in the big picture?
Turning one guy.
I mean, is it so he turns this guy into his fan so that he's literally?
That's all it takes because you have somebody who's a loudmouth on a forum.
It starts to, obviously, we've seen this happen with Falky in the last week or two.
He's taken over the entire forum.
So if you have somebody taking over an entire forum with anti-George Nori stuff and all of this stuff shows up in Google, yeah, by turning one person, you're changing the conversation.
Right.
Plus, the other thing it's doing is pulling the focus off of art, which is really what this is.
So there's got to be some amount of gauntlet being thrown down saying, well, look what I can do to the people who follow you.
I can distract them away from you with hardly any effort at all.
That message being going to artist.
Is that what you're saying?
Yes.
Yeah.
And I really think that's probably one of the intentions.
And I think that George or the people he works for are entirely sleazy enough to go that route.
Yeah.
I think they genetically engineered, they genetically engineered Falki for this very reason.
It's his destiny.
I think he could come on Belgab and ruin it.
Yeah, I think it's fairly obvious that that's the motivation here.
Like I said, watching that video, he comes off as sincere.
So I guess he's pretty good at it.
Yeah, he is.
Well, I've talked about this with the Mud King before.
This is the George Norrie paradox.
All right, so 10 a.m. or 10 p.m., Pacific rolls around, and you get the Noron on the air.
And he sounds like, I don't know, he's had a stroke.
He's not entirely with the rest of us.
He dropped his 3x5 cards.
He just doesn't sound like he's all the way there.
And then you have an interview with him outside of Coast to Coast, and he's like acting like a normal guy.
I mean, didn't he call into the Gabcast once and he sounded like coherent?
No, I would agree.
And that's our mystery there.
Yeah, so who knows the answer to that?
I don't know.
I find it very strange.
Who would pretend or play to be a dumbass on the radio and then a smart guy in real life?
Listen, Redacted.
Redacted.
He's going to take back that nice compliment he paid you in the video.
He called you brilliant, did he?
Yeah, he talked about me a little bit.
My name came up.
What the hell?
I don't expect people.
I've staged that.
He said, MV is a genius and redacted is brilliant.
He said he listened to a couple episodes of the Gab Cast.
Now, if he said he listened to a couple episodes, he's probably listening right now.
The guy definitely listens to this on a regular basis.
Good point.
Good lord.
I don't believe that.
I can't believe he didn't hear that.
I thought he said MB.
It sounded like he said MB and then he said.
At first he did.
Yeah, and then he corrected himself.
I'm a little insulted he didn't mention me.
Everybody knows, everyone here knows that Jazz is the smart woman.
Okay?
Come on.
Give the credit where it's due over here.
Yeah, Redacted.
You got to go back and watch it.
But I got to run, fellas.
Good night.
All right, thanks for calling.
Well, I mean, do you guys want to listen to George Norrie sings?
You guys listen to the karaoke?
Please.
I guess it's supposed to happen.
Go forth and play, sir.
Oh, God.
And doesn't he do this a lot?
Doesn't he go around and do karaoke a lot?
So would her.
That's all I want, love.
I love the voice he can take.
He is putting on a voice.
He's like, you know what it reminds me of?
It reminds me of the Chevy Chase character that he used to do on Saturday Night Live, where he would clinch up his throat and do that kind of affected voice while he was singing.
Maybe it's at the lounge singer kind of thing.
He's clicked on something.
Okay, I can't take it anymore.
He does that in public?
Yes.
He does.
Wouldn't it be ironic if that video got more fused than the actual?
I think it has.
Who knows?
I don't know.
It seems like the energy just dropped out of the show here.
No, that's here.
No, you just started.
You just started.
Now you have to play clips of the interview.
You see what you've done?
I know.
You see what you've done here now?
So you should play.
What's up, Bita?
You should play clips of the earlier.
Never mind.
I guess the energy has completely been sucked out of the room.
It was George's fault, I suppose.
Did you want him to play the earlier videos of Falkie where he was berating George?
No.
Yeah, I don't care.
See, like it's like we keep coming back to the same goddamn thing.
It's like a year ago, a year and a half ago, we were talking about how Falky was dominating everything and everything was becoming about Falki.
And here we are a year and a half later and it's the fucking same thing.
But you know what I'm interested in is why.
Why do we do that?
Why is it fascinating?
Is it because it's the train wreck or is it because we don't understand the behavior so our brains try to put it together like Onan was saying last show, like puzzle pieces.
It's just an enigma that we don't understand.
So we try to, you know, our brain thinks about it, try to figure it out.
I don't know.
There has to be something because I think if you look at all the recent posts on the forum, it's all that thread.
There has to be something.
And even the bell thread, at least we started getting taken over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, if you've got a turtle and you try to get rid of it.
You know, I mean, I hate to be that graphic about it, but that's really what it is.
I mean, you can take it all day long about how Falky is art and Falki is creating videos.
But the bottom line is that he's not putting any time or energy into actually perfecting a craft.
He's just plugging along because he doesn't have enough awareness to realize that what he's doing, from the few I've seen, really aren't very good.
I mean, I guess if your point is that you want to see, if you want to see, you know, a low-end jackass environment, well, then you probably have that.
And if that's your benchmark for humor or entertainment, then I kind of feel sorry for you.
Someone made a comment about how Falki's stuff is like a Jerry Springer show.
And I'm like, really?
That's why you want to be entertained?
You know, when I was 13, maybe, but really, I mean, is there no sensitivity for this?
This guy is being duped.
He's a fool, and he's not aware of it.
So I do have sympathy for him from that aspect.
But, you know, he's been so detrimental to the forum in so many ways.
And please don't throw up that it's just about page counts because those are going to be there.
Falky isn't the one who's driving this forum.
He might be helping at the moment.
But the real reason this thing's going to go is Art Bell.
And I think that's where we need to be, not on babysitting some guy who's panhandling.
Sorry.
And I've heard at least one person make a remark about why are people being so mean to Falki?
And it's because basically, I don't know, the second or third post he put on this on the Bellgab was about, hey, can I borrow some money so I can get a radio?
I mean, from the very beginning, he was asking for money.
So, you know, by all accounts, it's happened on other forms as well.
You're on the air.
Yeah.
White Kroll.
White Kroll?
Are you talking about that?
No, it's not.
Sorry.
It's the blues from the chat room.
How are you doing?
Hey, what's up, man?
You know what?
We can only have one Australian on the show at a time.
I apologize to Jazz, man.
And I can see you from my window too, Jazz.
Oh, shit.
A bit close.
Yeah, man.
Put some pants on.
Pull up your pants, bro.
Isn't it funny that we all went to that same joke?
Pull up your pants, dude.
Go ahead.
Just if there's plans to sticky the falky thread.
No, I'm only.
Yes.
Is it a general already stickied?
The general mucusings of Falky.
Yeah, pretty much.
So what's on your mind?
The blues?
I actually sort of had a semi-technical question.
I know I missed the spec sheet before, but I just wondered if anyone knew from the UFO ship website whether or not, or which plug-ins used to host the podcasts.
Which plug-ins that they use to run the player on the bottom of the chat page?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, so if you click on one of the previous podcasts and just hit play, not the actual live clip, but not the stream, sorry, but the actual previous shows.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, is that a specific audio player?
I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't have the answer.
I don't know what it is.
What is it, Beta?
It's just, you mean, so which part of site, the page that's got the chat room or be that when you go to download one of the podcasts at the top of where the podcast description, there's a little button where you can click play and you can listen to the podcast.
Yeah.
That's what he's talking about.
Yeah.
I think it's I think it's Flash-based.
Yeah, I don't know either.
It's not real audio?
No.
He's just an MP3.
Z says it's Java.
It's not Java.
The WordPress sites usually have just simple ways of adding audio.
I wondered if that was a particular way of, yeah, it just seems like it really works great.
Like, I've tried to host audio on other websites and with WordPress and it can be a big pain in the ass.
So, yeah, I wanted to ask that on the last show, but I missed out.
I think that MV would be the one to talk to about that.
And I don't know if he's accepting PMs, but.
No, no, he's not.
I tried.
Did you try?
Yeah, yeah.
It says you have been.
I'm just looking at the markup for those buttons.
It looks like it's something called a PowerPress player plug-in.
Okay, cool.
So maybe take a look at that.
No worries.
And then I think the media is actually hosted at a server called Blueberry, which is B-L-U-B-R-R-Y dot com.
Okay, cool.
All right, thanks.
All right, man.
Anything else?
That helps.
No, that was it.
Just wanted to throw in a bit of a joke about sticking that rate because I knew you guys would appreciate that.
Damn Australians.
We did.
All right, that's it.
Thanks for the call, brother.
Do you want to make some smart-ass remarks to Jazz about Australian football before you leave?
Oh, I got rid of him.
I hung up on him.
Oh, man.
I was going to try and stir up a fight.
You guys just passed Jazz and Deblues to actually start brawling about sports on the show.
I'm sure that would be really entertaining to the American audience.
It would.
I want to believe it.
I want to see polite Jazz get pissed off and just go off on someone.
You want to be on the show?
If you want to be on the show, the number is 623-242-2278.
Again, that's 623-242-CAST.
We are not Michael Van Dieven.
We are not.
This is not a Michael Van Dieven production.
Well, I guess it kind of is, isn't it?
It's on his website.
It's going to get posted on his podcast site.
But we're not him, and he's not here.
We are not him.
He's not even in the chat room anymore.
I'm quite insulted.
I know.
He was kicking people out a little while ago.
Was he?
Was he really?
I'm doing it for Victory Lab.
Uh-oh.
VW.
Wait, what?
Connection's fucking up.
He's out doing his Victory Lab.
Who went V. Yeah.
So I got another question for everybody.
Go ahead.
So Art says he's going to give us the word pretty soon on the green light, yes, for the Blitz.
And I'm wondering if any of our listeners or any of our wonderful hosts here have any ideas on what we're going to do to help Art promote the show.
Do you have any plans?
Look, I have no idea because I'm sure that the combined amount of followers that any of us have is probably one-tenth of what Art actually has on Facebook.
I mean, he's got 5,000 friends, 15,000 people following him.
I mean, the collective of all of us together would probably be what, 200 people.
I don't know how we're going to spread the word.
I'm putting out two lawn signs.
Yeah, I'm going to go stand out in traffic with a board in the front and the back that says Art Bell.
That's my.
I think that's great.
That's it.
Nice.
I want a picture of that.
I'll be naked underneath.
I saw a user.
I don't know how to pronounce his name in my mind.
Every time I see it, I just think weed.
But his name is actually NXOED.
I don't know.
He just posted a very cryptic post that said, I have plans.
I have.
You're on the air.
Yeah.
Yo, what's going on?
Who is this?
What's up?
Where'd MV go?
MV went home for the evening.
What's your name, sir?
I believe my name is Nick.
And I just talked to you.
What's up, brother?
What's up?
Chilling.
Everett Lucy says.
How are you?
I don't think I've ever talked to you before, man.
I believe we've talked.
Well, not really talked, but we've been, you know, in contact or whatever.
Yeah.
So what's going on?
Nothing.
I was just, you know, trying to check in with you guys.
And just recently, I guess a couple weeks ago, I hit the site and I seen some inspirational photoshops that something welled up inside.
Uh-oh.
We don't want that to happen.
No, it well.
It welled up very, very hard.
And I was like very surprised.
And I was like, holy shit.
These people still exist.
You've been gone for a long time, man.
Yeah.
No, well, really, it's been like six to seven months.
If you look at my posting activity, it's probably only like...
Didn't you say that one of your co-workers had to take a six-month leave, so it left you doing almost twice as much work?
Yeah, well, he had to roll down to DC.
One of the dumbass servers down there.
Actually, the Windows update server spat out all these tickets.
And he rolled down there to take care of that.
And I got, you know, I got hired at the time for I was part-time.
So I pretty much got extra hours and, you know, part-time job turned into full-time.
And now I got full-time hours and a wonderful job.
So, yeah, it was great.
Good for you, man.
Yeah.
It sucked at first, but yeah, in the process, I kind of didn't really have enough time to post and stuff like that.
I kind of lost track, you guys.
But recently, since the hacking, the great hacking of 2015, where were you when that happened, by the way?
I mean, you are not responsible for that, right?
No, no, no, no, that wasn't me.
I don't think so.
I had to ask.
I'm sorry, I had to ask, but go ahead.
Yeah, because I wasn't sure.
Are you someone that can verify your whereabouts?
I mean, you were gone for a long time, and, you know, I'm just saying.
I'm not saying, but I'm just saying.
It was a few months.
I got my picture taken with Aldous, and then I hacked the site.
Like, come on.
Where's the motivation there?
Think about it.
Just how you put it on.
Recently, I seen, well, no, I didn't see anything, but I just happened to check the site, you know, and all of a sudden, fucking, there's this emergency whatever gap cast a couple weeks ago.
And then I noticed Falki interviewed George.
Yeah, he sure did.
Yeah.
Like, holy, holy penises.
That's like the craziest fucking thing.
Go, dude.
Hey, man.
I love you, bro.
I still love people.
Oh, my God.
I have to ask.
Have you drunk and dialed?
Is that what's going on?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not, well, I've been drinking, but I'm not that drunk.
Just one, two Russians.
That's it, right?
Well, there's like half a bottle of fireballs sitting across the room next to a vacuum.
And I just challenged myself to not walk across the room and drink the rest of it.
But I thought you said you were going to cross the room and vacuum the house.
Well, no, I'm going to pick up the bottle and then I will vacuum, but it's going to make a lot of noise.
I can't really do that right now.
What I want to say was, I'm proud of the whole community that we have here.
You know, that you guys are still around.
Like, I kind of dropped off for like, you know, I don't know, a few months, whatever the fuck.
But, like, you know, you forget about shit and life, and then you come back and you see this community is thriving.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, you know, this asshole, and I'm not going to name him, George Norring, but he's out there still committing these crimes, and you guys are still documenting this.
Not to mention, you know, breaking glasses and yelling at women and getting yourselves to interview him.
I'm not, you know, focusing on anyone, Falki, but I find it very entertaining that I can just like, you know, lose track of this whole thing and then come back a month later and laugh my ass off about it.
Yeah.
That's what's unique about Bellgap, man.
There is nothing else like Bell Gab.
And it's.
Well, carry on without you, Zysnik, but I'm glad you're back, man.
There's things that you can't really define it.
It's such a niche interest.
But at the same time, that we have this Falky Gate 2015 going on.
Art Bell coming back in, what, 75 days, last time I checked?
Something like that, yeah.
I challenge you to try to explain to a loved one Belgab and Falki and everything in between.
Try to commit it to an insane asylum.
That's what I was just going to say.
Explain it to someone you love without getting committed.
I just was talking to one of the people I'm going to be working with, and they asked me to work with them this evening.
And I said, well, I can't.
I've got a podcast to do.
And they said, you do a podcast.
And I said, yeah.
They said, well, can I listen?
They were like, oh, no.
You might want to save yourself.
The first rule about Bellgap, never talk about Belgab.
When I went to see Aldous, man, you know what he loved to do?
He would like to introduce me to his friends and then say, his friend would go, so how did you meet Aldous there?
And Aldous would look at me.
He'd go, you explain it to him and just walk away.
So all these people, I must have tried to explain this to about five or six different normal people.
And I'm sure they all thought I was completely crazy.
I mean, there were a lot less people talking to me at the end of the event than at the beginning.
I blame Bell Gab.
God damn it.
But I could tell Aldous was entertained by that, so it was worth it.
Thanks, Ziznak, for the call, man.
You're on the air.
Hey, yeah, I got a 24-16 transmission.
It's not running very well these days, but I think it's full of pizza rolls.
Do you know how I can get that cleaned out?
You got to get yourself one of them power washers and you blow it out.
You take the transmission off of the back of the bottom of the truck and you get one of them power washers and stick it in the hole and you just blow it right out and it should be fine.
You're good to go.
We got a technician named Dave Neur that'll suck them all out for you.
Well, that works too.
Oh, do you have his number?
Because I could really use it.
1-800, I suck.
That's I think that's it.
Might have changed that.
That's just direct line.
How are you guys doing?
What's up, man?
Who is this?
This is a Whip Tracker Cracker from the forum.
I think I pop on about once every year.
I just don't have the time.
But I thought I'd call in and see how you guys are doing.
And I wanted to get it away from the whole Falki thing and ask what you guys thought about guests for the upcoming show.
You know, it was serious.
We had such great guests for some of the episodes.
I think it was Michio Kaku for the first episode.
I was just wondering what you guys thought as far as bringing in guests because I think we all want it to rock.
Well, I'd like to see Sean Carroll be interviewed.
Absolutely.
Nobody knows who he is.
He did two shows with Art.
He's also a physicist.
I think he does a better job of explaining things without going into Time as a River.
I always love those physics-based shows.
Well, Sean Carroll, there's two on the that are on the whatever that is called with all the all the files on it.
He's in two of them, and it's I find him really interesting.
So I want to get us back to with a good old baby boy over there.
Some of the I don't even want to listen anymore, but I'll be driving on the road and his radio station will pop on.
And just some of the numerology stuff he's got on lately.
I want to get back to art and some of the X-Files type topics that he had that were just homemade.
Why do you think that it's turned into such a new age whiff and poof influencial supplements?
Yeah, why do you think that's happened?
I mean, are they bleeding every dime out of the show they can?
What do you think's causing that?
I started following art when I was in middle school.
So this was, what, 1995-ish?
It gives you my age.
And just I hopped upon him in the middle of the night, and turned out I'd actually heard him on the hand radio, too, and didn't have the connection.
And when we switched over to Premiere and kind of the LA atmosphere, I think it got off of entertainment more and more about numbers and what they could pull in just to get the right ratings, I guess.
Yeah.
I think you're probably right because there definitely is.
I mean, this isn't any profound statement.
There really is a significant difference between what Art Bell was doing and what the show is now.
Well, you know, I haven't listened in like two years, so two years ago, it was dramatically different than what Art was doing.
And it seemed like they had a winning combination.
Why they wanted to change that, I have no idea, but they did.
Maybe people started getting wise to the charlatans they had on there, you know, because Google was so ubiquitous.
I mean, you could Google a host or Google a guest and find out that what they're talking about is complete nonsense.
And it is true that it's, you know, the 19.5 degrees is going to be somewhat easier to refute than someone talking about herbal supplements.
That being said, one of those shows would be interesting to listen to just for the fantastical.
And the other would be just downright boring because it's about if you've got cancer, this is what you need to do.
Yeah.
You know what?
Fuck the internet.
I was happy being oblivious to it all.
It really was better, didn't it?
More entertaining.
Yeah, there's no way to check on this stuff.
But Art Bell says that it's real.
Art Bell says ghosts are real.
God damn it.
I'm lighting a candle and this is going to be good.
And he's got a picture that I can download off his bulletin board.
God damn it.
That means it's real.
That's right.
It sure does.
Yeah, but Art was so good at getting these one-off oddball guests that were so great.
I mean, I don't know if you guys remember there was a great show he did one time where he had some kind of general from Africa on the air that couldn't say his name or something and was talking about they had a ship land and I don't know.
Yeah, it was great stuff.
And you listened to the guy and there was a ring of truth.
There was no way to look him up.
There was no way to know any background on this story, but it made the hair on your on your arms really stand up and it made for just amazing radio.
So I hope that between Keith and Art and producer Paul, they can dig up some of these really cool guests again.
Yeah.
Here, I hope we can find some new guests, some new blood, so we don't have to go through the list of all the old guests that we're so used to, you know.
Right.
Yeah, we have to get some news what?
Yeah, I felt so much on the serious program.
Like that was sort of the territory we were digging into again where you were getting on guests that were new and maybe some of them weren't great.
Maybe some of them were really good.
But we were back into that exploration territory where you were just kind of digging into the heart of the people out there.
And it wasn't the numerology lady again or the psychic again.
We were really kind of digging into that.
And just kind of Carson-like where you're going to bomb once in a while, but ultimately you're going to come up with more interesting toes because you're kind of digging into that new territory.
But do you think that that's the guests or do you think that that's art?
The thing that art brings to the table as opposed to George?
Like, do you think art could make the numbers lady interesting?
You know, I don't know.
I think art would challenge him a little bit more.
You know, good old baby boy just doesn't.
Well, you know, we've all heard it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it would be pretty cool to hear Art tell the numbers lady that she's full of crap and 22 doesn't mean anything.
You know, that would be great.
We're going to open the lines now.
Goodbye.
You know, hang up water and go to open.
Although, you know, Art did some things like he carried Major Ed Dames.
Yeah.
You know, so Art wasn't always the challenger.
It's just that he has a way.
He was talented enough to be able to make a conversation out of things.
And I don't think Nori has that ability.
I don't know why.
You would think someone with as many years as radio as he supposedly has, he'd have learned something, but there's just no natural flow of words with him.
It feels so forced.
It feels like he's just trying so hard to be normal.
You know, you can feel it.
It comes through so clearly.
And yeah, I can understand why everybody thinks he has three by five cards because it just sounds like he's just forcing it.
Yeah.
Well, it's just too corporate and not enough.
Just a guy in Trump out of his room talking.
Yeah, agreed.
All right, man.
Thanks for the call.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
You're on the air.
Thanks.
Hi.
This is Starr from North Carolina.
What's up, Star?
One person.
Hey.
One person I want to hear on Art Bell's show.
Nancy Leader from Zeta Talk.
Oh, in Zeta Talk.
Zeta Talk.
Yes.
So much stuff going on.
She's the only person, even though she had the thing going on with 2003 that didn't work out.
And I think she was on Art Show at that point.
But there's so many things going on.
She has been on the money time after time after time.
Years later, you know, you go back to Zeta Talk, and she already said what was going to happen.
And all these things are happening.
So this is the one person I want to see on the show or here on the show.
Nancy Leader.
What do you think?
I don't remember who she was off the top of my head.
I can't remember who she was.
Do you know what Zeta Talk is?
No, I don't.
I remember.
Okay.
Nancy Leder, she is the lady from Wisconsin, an elderly woman who talks to Zeta reticuli.
And they implanted something in her head so that she can understand them better because when she first started out and she realized that she was getting all these images and, you know, she had to write things down.
It was driving her crazy, got a divorce from her husband, like all these things were going on.
She said, look, I'm not understanding what you're saying.
You're going to need to do something so that I can understand you better.
And they did.
And there's like 22,000 pages of Zeta Talk, which describes all of the Earth changes, all of the elite nasty plans, all kinds of things.
I myself am a blogger, an Earth Changes blogger, and I'm on the PollShift.ng.
I don't know if you guys know what that is, Earth Changes and the Poll Shift.
And I do it every day.
But we're an international community of bloggers that get the news and post it immediately.
You know, nothing, none of this stuff that you're going to see or hear on mainstream media at all, ever.
But we are in tune with Nancy.
So she posts Zeta Talk on there once a week.
She does a newsletter and she does questions and answers.
So the public get to ask her questions, which the Zetas will either accept or not.
So you're saying the Zeta reticuli, are they she talks to Zeta Reticuli?
Esther Track.
So they're ETs.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, those are ETs that she's in touch with.
And they've been giving her information, but only as questions are asked.
It's not that they just give her stuff to talk about.
It's only when questions are specifically asked from the public.
Either way, I could technically ask her a question.
Excuse me?
Could I ask them a question?
Is that what you're saying?
Like, anyone can post a question to ask?
Yes, yes.
But there's rules.
Like, you know, there's no handholding.
People want to know basically what's going to go on with my own little area in my own little town.
That's called hand-holding.
There is so much information already on Zeta Talk that people need to go to the site and look around and ask questions, put questions into the queue, and you'll be amazed at the things that come up.
So you need to educate yourself first before you approach Zeta's with a question.
And now, I know Nancy personally, she's a friend.
But I think since 2009, maybe I've asked five questions.
I guess I was going to ask, have you asked a question and has it been answered?
Yes, yes.
But I think I have had one denial.
But most of the time, I get my questions answered because I have been extremely loyal with posting earth changes.
I post plane crashes, train derailments, nuclear disasters, methane poisoning, animals and fish dying.
It's very cheap.
So I'm very, you know, true blue to my own blogs.
So any question that I do ask is extremely relevant, and it's something that's confusing me or I'm not sure about.
But really, we're in such a bind, not only in America, but worldwide.
We're in such a bind where I want to say it's climate change, you know, because that's what the administration is calling it climate change.
Not global warming, not in any way, shape, or form.
Is it global warming or man-made or anything like that?
These are natural disasters that are occurring because every 3,657 years we have that nasty planet body that is in our solar system.
It's part of our solar system.
It's just it doesn't come close to us.
So the Zeta reticuli like to answer questions about things that affect a lot of people, major events.
Exactly.
No handholding, no specifics to your life.
And they're nasty about it.
Sometimes they come back with saying declined, and then they'll throw in this is hand-holding because they know what's in your heart.
Even though you pose a question, you think, you know, I could trick them by saying, you know, it's about this.
They'll come back and tell you, no, it wasn't about this.
It was about this, you know.
So and they'll deny the question.
It has to be pertinent to humanity as a whole.
Can you give an example of a question you've asked and the answer given?
The answer is given.
Can you give me an example of a question you've asked?
Oh, my goodness.
And the answer.
I have so much stuffed into my brain, and I haven't asked a question in maybe five months or so.
I think the last question I had asked was one of the planes, because I post plane crashes, and I instinctively know when a plane has gotten attacked by an EMP versus a GPS.
I just instinctively know because I've been doing this for so many years every day.
And I think I was stumped on one of the planes.
I wanted to be sure that it was a magnetic pulse that brought the plane down.
And it was.
But I needed to be sure because there was so much out there.
I'm not sure which plane it was because there were like three that were on TV in the mainstream media.
And they were saying that it's a terrorist attack, ISIS or whatever, you know, already claimed responsibility, and I'm thinking, no, I know it's in an area that has been that, you know, has mountains right near the sea, and there's a lot of screeching.
There's a lot of planes that go down, a lot of small planes that go down.
I think it was, you know, they just lost complete engine failure.
It was complete engine failure.
Yeah, go ahead, Ellen.
Jazz, did you have a follow-up?
Follow-up?
Yeah, I did, actually.
I just wanted to say, have they verified that it was an EMP?
Yes, it wasn't the MP.
But their answers can't be verified either.
So they're the data reply back, saying that it was an electromagnetic pulse.
And they give a long-to-do answer with the geology of the area.
So it's not just, yes, you're correct.
They give a long, lengthy answer as to why they're saying that had happened.
And of course, they know what's going on in the government.
They know, you know, take your sights away from what's really going on.
We all know that.
Here's my problem.
The number one rule you've got on your site is no debunking or disruption.
Exactly.
Well, that seems kind of antithetical to me.
Anti-what?
Antithetical.
If you're going to be talking about science, then you should have some amount of allowance for debunking.
You do know there really is no Planet X, right?
Oh, you're absolutely wrong.
Absolutely wrong.
There is a Planet X.
We want to call it Planet X, but it's called many, many other things.
Well, don't yell at me.
Let me just finish my point.
Okay.
So all the astronomers that are out there, they're all wrong, and you're right.
Is that correct?
That's correct.
And I'm not, you're being facetious.
Okay.
The astronomers who know about Planet X and have tried to come forward, many of them are now dead.
Okay, if you go to YouTube and punch in dead astronomers.
Now you're just plain fucking nuts.
No, I know.
I'm not nuts.
Yeah.
People are dying because they can't get news out about a planet.
That's right.
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Okay, let me tell you why it makes sense.
Okay, I'm going to tell you right now.
Actually, I've kind of had enough of you.
Okay.
So I mean, if you don't, never mind.
I mean, speaking our opinions here.
No, we're speaking our opinions here.
Where do people go to this website?
What's the website?
Star.
Zetatalk.com.
Z-E-Take-T-A-T-A-L-K dot com.
And there's also another site.
It's called Poleshift.ning.com.
Okay.
That's the one I'm on.
Redacted or Jazz, do you guys have a question?
Any more questions for her?
I'm looking at this too, and I did notice that no debunking thing, and I was wondering about that myself.
Is there a reason behind that?
That there's no debunking allowed?
Well, everything, all the scientists who have ever wanted to attack Nancy on the science of the Zetas, because this little old lady can't know all this stuff on her own.
She's been on with them.
She's been on the air with them.
She's the only person that NASA ever attacks.
Well, now Attack Marshall Masters a lot too.
But by name, you know, NASA attacks Nancy.
Oh, don't listen to that little old lady from Wisconsin, Nancy.
What's her name?
Nancy?
Oh, yeah, Nancy Leader from what you know.
She talks to aliens.
Don't listen to her.
She's the only person that they mention by name.
So all the details.
There's a reason for that.
Already in the body of Zeta Talk.
And everything that the Zetas have said years ago, because I think it was started in 1997, scientists are only now just confirming, oh, we found out this.
Oh, we found out that.
Well, stupid.
You freaking knew it since 1997 when you had this argument with Nancy Leder.
So all of everything that is being discussed in the scientific community is already in the body of Zeta Talk.
Therefore, here's that.
I'm sorry.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing that I noticed that just jumps right out at me and kind of raises a red flag.
If you do intend to embrace any main establishment lies, you will be suspended without any explanation.
So everything that's mainstream is a lie?
Oh, now we're all being fooled.
A lot of things in the media is a lie.
It is tweaked to the elite's 1% wishes of what they want the public to know.
But no, that's not what it means.
So you're jumping the gun.
You're only, you know, as you're on the phone with me and I'm telling you about the site, you're reading.
Here's what I think.
I think anybody that's really interested in this should go to your website because I think we've spent more than enough time with it.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Thanks for the call, Star.
Thanks.
You're on the air.
Yeah.
This is Paladin.
What's up, man?
Hey, man.
How are you doing?
Paladin, what is up?
Hey, Dave.
You know, everything's up right now.
Kind of a rough night, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, trying to.
Hey, did Pelsy ever call in?
I missed it, I guess.
He called in, and I was trying to kind of pull a prank or rib him a little bit saying that, you know, he called a car talk show or a do-it-yourself car talk show.
And I'm not taking this, and he hangs up.
So he's pissed.
What a pussy.
I keep telling him in his personal thread that the MB has just given this guy to run crazy and that he needs to man up and accept responsibility for who he is.
You know, grab on his balls.
Remember that he's a man.
He was born that way.
He's supposed to live a certain way.
And yet, Grifter Send Me Money cannot do anything like that.
And yet, you know, he tries to do the same with Nori.
He tries to call in a gap cast.
And he just cannot function in human society.
And I'm thinking that we should start a fund me account so that we can get him a special page and fund a teacher to come in and talk to some peanuts, wipe his little ass one, and just look out for him because he's collecting a check as it is.
And I think, you know, yada, he collected the other check, a big fat one, apparently, because he would not be able to afford, you know, paying half of Kathy's expenses and half of this and half of that.
What do you think he, what, how much in benefits do you think he's receiving?
I'm sorry?
How much in benefits do you think he's receiving a month?
I thought that's what you asked.
Wait, I called in to talk with you guys, not to laugh my ass off.
Bound to happen if you call this number, sir.
Paladin, did you actually, is it true?
Did I read that you actually donated to the Kathy Eviction Fund?
I was the first one to donate five bucks to the Kathy eviction fund, and I've been busting his balls ever since.
And he's furious about it.
Yeah, and he rejected it too.
Didn't he?
No, no, no, no, no.
He spent the money.
No, yeah, he spent it, but he was pissed about it.
Yeah, he bought himself a cinnabon and a coffee.
Yeah.
You mentioned, I read somewhere that you mentioned that you wrote something down and that he moderated the comment.
Would you care to tell us what the comment was?
Oh, basically, I told him that he was a workless bastard, that one, he couldn't provide for his own self, much less anybody else.
And the fact that he was trying to grip money from anybody to support Kathy was just a bogus play because everybody knew the money would go into his pocket before it went to Kathy's.
That woman is going to end up on the street before anything happens for her that's good.
And her having to rely on this guy is ridiculous.
The guy is a non-man.
He's non-functioning.
He's only gender correct, maybe.
I'm not sure.
I have seen any photos about that.
And as somebody else posted, if there's no photos, it never happened.
So I got to tell you, you know, Kathy's well screwed, lose and tattooed because she's in his crawl.
And she is, in my opinion, a beaten spirit.
Not just a beaten spirit.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I agree with you.
I think that she is extremely depressed and probably has no hope, probably just full of despair.
That's what I get.
And it's a shame.
I agree.
I think she's a dependent personality.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think she's got any strength to get out of that relationship.
And she may think she's not allowed to.
Of course, that's going to earn me another video and probably you too, Paladin.
But I said it.
I said it.
You bitch.
That's right.
Hey, I'll walk that walk if I have to.
I got to tell you, man, I read all your posts in the voice of that sergeant from that movie.
And they're hilarious.
I mean, I think that's why.
I think I just now figured out why I read the thread is for your posts in that sergeant's voice in my head.
I have a bone to pick with you, though, Paladin.
You often reply to Falkie by writing your answer within the quoted post that you're quoting and you bold your answers.
But it always makes me have to read one of Falki's posts twice.
Sorry about that, brother.
But, you know, hey, everybody's got to say something.
Yeah, you need to separate out your comments in like separate quote brackets or something so it's easier to read when you're calling himself on that.
Yeah, I'll work on that because I've got a number of people.
Well, you know, the thing about it is that it just demonstrates how many walls of text Falky puts up.
And, you know, at some point, it's just, it's like a 20-foot wave, and you're sitting there in a little schooner and you go like, oh, shit.
So, I don't know.
Yeah, you know, watching that guy post these walls of text, it's, you know, it's just amazing that this guy can go on with a stream of unconsciousness and just put sentence after sentence after sentence, and they're all non-sequiturs.
And yet, somehow, in his bizarre sender world, they all follow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I got to hand it to you.
You know, Falky does the blow-by-blow of his entire thrilling life, and you're up there with the attack blow-by-blow right with them.
So, I don't know how you do it, where you find the energy or the time, but it's pretty funny.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you great job quite a bit.
Thank you very much.
What's that?
I will do my best, and I will keep drinking so I can keep dealing with Falky on his level.
It's going to be exhausting, man.
Man, that's got to take gallons of alcohol.
I'm going to drop off, guys.
I know that when you guys have sex tonight, you'll be screaming my name, and I will hear it.
Of course.
Doing that right here, man.
It's just exhausting.
That whole fucking thread has just become so exhausting that you just scroll, scroll, scroll.
And on that note, you guys have anything else you want to talk about?
I think we've done what almost two hours?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Hour and a half, something like that.
That's a healthy gab cast.
If I say so.
Yeah, I think we did a good job.
I'd say.
Yeah.
And went through a lot of very helpful car repair tips.
Yes, we did.
We got a lot of calls tonight, which we appreciate.
Thanks for calling, everybody.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks to all.
Thanks to my co-hosts.
Thanks, Eddie, for everything, man.
Appreciate it.
All right, guys, this has been the Gab Cast.
We will see you next time.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, everybody.
and listening to The Gab Coach, a podcast about bellgab.com.
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