GabCast Bellgab.com - 01 September, 2014

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01 September, 2014

01 September, 2014 ---------- Onan, Jazmunda, B_Dubb and Eddie Dean talk about the "Fappening", Hulu's use of mandatory commercials, and the continued appeal of paranormal radio. We play two new Noory soundboard prank calls.

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	Hey, everybody.
	This is the Gabcast.
	I forgot how to run this show.
	Hey, guys, what's going on?
	We got BW Jazz Munda.
	I'm Eddie Dean.
	Welcome to Gabcast, everybody.
	September 1st, Labor Day.
	Oh, there we go.
	See, they couldn't hear you guys on the air.
	Oh, geez.
	Now they can.
	So they heard me talking to myself.
	But I figured out.
	So you guys were asking me.
	Let's take it over.
	Okay.
	No, I don't.
	Let's start this show over again.
	Maybe we should just end it right now.
	Hope you guys enjoyed the show.
	We had a fun time.
	Eddie had a good time.
	Just talking to myself.
	I don't get the great fappening.
	I guess I understand it, you know, from a dude's perspective.
	But what makes a famous girl's boobs any more alluring than a regular girl's boobs or, you know, any other woman?
	So I guess I don't get that.
	I guess I don't get that.
	That's the thing.
	Neither one of you have obviously looked at these pictures because – Yeah, I did.
	I just think those women are incredibly beautiful.
	I'll give you that.
	I've not gone out of my way to view all of these pics.
	I just went to like two links on the Reddit site, and that was enough.
	Actually, I feel kind of bad for these girls, frankly.
	I don't know if I'd go that far, but I saw the one where some woman's laying on the bed and somebody's penis is in her eye.
	Okay, this is enough.
	I'm done.
	Yeah.
	Did you watch Downton Abbey?
	No, I've never seen it.
	It's one of the sisters, one of the actresses that plays one of the sisters.
	Oh.
	That has the penis in her eye?
	Yeah.
	Is that her role in the show?
	Yeah.
	She's the house skull fuck-ee.
	But really, I mean, what makes a Hollywood star any different than a beautiful, normal, regular, everyday girl?
	You know, I think there's more beautiful women walking around, you know, than there are.
	Just being a kiss ass.
	No, I'd be.
	We're all being sold to.
	Totally serious.
	We're all being sold to.
	We're all told this is what beauty is, and so that's what we start to focus on.
	I can't really explain why, but you're right.
	There are a lot of beautiful women just walking down the street.
	Well, I live in Ohio, and that is not the fucking case.
	Everyone here seems to be like all the women.
	That's 100 pounds overweight.
	There's a lot of sweatpants.
	That's all I have to say.
	Really?
	You just have to adjust your appreciation of beauty, my friend.
	Yeah, maybe they need to put the fork down once in a while.
	Good point.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Stop swilling on the, you know, the Coke, the Biggie Coke with the ultimate refills or whatever, and just friggin' drink some water once in a while.
	I think somebody's judging too much.
	Maybe.
	Have you ever been to Ohio, though?
	Yes, I have many times.
	I have a couple of friends that live in Ohio.
	Not you, but not me.
	Not me, fucker.
	Yeah, I've got a couple of friends that live in Cincinnati and one that lives in Cleveland.
	See, Cincinnati is an urban area, and it seems like what I've seen, I started working a job there a couple weeks ago, and it seems like people have to up their game in that area.
	So it seems like two penises in the eye?
	Yeah, two penises in their eye.
	They don't weigh 600 pounds.
	People are using a little restraint.
	I live in North Carolina where people fry butter.
	Everybody's overweight.
	Oh, they deep-fry butter.
	Yeah, there's definitely like a Bubba thing going on down there.
	I lived in Chapel Hill, so it was more of like an international.
	Yeah, the game is upped a little bit in Chapel Hill.
	Yeah, a little higher income, so people are.
	And all the women that live there are competing with the teenagers that have just come in to go to school.
	So, yeah.
	So, what's the story about this fappening thing?
	Some 15-year-old kid hacked into a bunch of different actresses' iCloud account or something like that.
	Is that what it is?
	Did he go in?
	I don't know.
	Did he hack into every single account to find these pics, or were they someplace where he could just grab all of them?
	I mean, is he the one that put all these things together and put them out in the public?
	Or do you guys know?
	We don't really know at this point.
	Yeah, I have no idea.
	Gives you great confidence in the pictures that you put up on your cloud account.
	I don't put anything up there.
	Yeah, I don't either.
	Because I don't trust it because of this kind of shit.
	So, you're not going to see any naked pictures of Eddie Dean up on the internet anytime soon.
	You know, maybe I'm the weird one here, but it's never crossed my mind to say, hey, I need a picture of my ass butt naked so I can store it somewhere where other people can get to it.
	Yeah, I don't see a win anywhere in that sentence.
	I agree with that.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I don't get it either.
	But then I'm not like a hot 20-something.
	So maybe there's a lot of people.
	But when you were.
	When you were a hot 20-something.
	Maybe they just really want to know what their ass looks like.
	And then if they've got it out in the cloud, they can share it with some key people.
	I wiped mine enough during the course of a week that I pretty much know what it looks like.
	Oh, goodness.
	Just saying.
	I don't know if we need to know that.
	Well, now you do.
	Well, now we do.
	But really, it's no different than you.
	I mean, this is something that's not really that deep into deductive reasoning.
	We all use a toilet.
	We all have toilet paper.
	And the post story for the week.
	For the day.
	We'll have more poop stories.
	Oh, goodness.
	Yes.
	How can you do this to me?
	Yeah, so I think it was a little naive of them to post these photographs to a service like this.
	Because here's another thing that iCloud will do.
	Like you'll have like, I have an Apple TV, and you can set your screensaver to use pics from your iCloud account.
	So basically, you would have your TV on your Apple TV is sitting there on idle.
	So it just starts up the screensaver, and then suddenly it's like this montage of naked pics of you for everyone to see.
	So it just seems like a really bad idea.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, you had me a bad idea when you first brought up the pictures.
	Yeah.
	It's just kind of funny to see attractive and you know it's just kind of funny to see everybody, well, not everybody, but some people freak out about it.
	Oh my god, it's a chair of Jennifer Lawrence's tits.
	Oh my god, you know, big deal.
	So what?
	Yeah, they look good, but, you know, I guess I'm not a teenager or a 25-year-old dude anymore.
	So well, how many, how many times today have you fapped?
	I keep that information to myself.
	Thank you very much.
	Including right now?
	Maybe you've maybe your testosterone levels have been depressed because of excessive fapping.
	That could be it.
	That could be it.
	You know, the other side of the coin is that maybe the people that are super obsessed with this have a compulsive disorder.
	Like anyone that would store thousands of pics like this on your computer, frankly, like, why would you even want to keep porn on your local machine?
	Because you're connected to the internet, which is basically one giant porn dump.
	So why would you need to save anything?
	Yeah.
	There's like a, I don't, I personally think it's kind of weird and gross.
	And like I said, I felt I feel bad for these people because their privacy has been violated and they believed the brochure that said that everything was going to be secure and all that.
	There's no such thing as bad publicity.
	Well, yeah, they'll all be fine.
	I hope.
	And quite honestly, a week from now, nobody will remember this anyway.
	Well, a handful of us, but was that a pun?
	It was.
	I was hoping somebody would catch it.
	Well, I think this story is going to last a lot longer than that, just because, I mean, there might be legal consequences involved if they find it.
	But I'm already bored by it.
	I'm not going back.
	I don't know.
	See, I kind of wonder if, I mean, basically, so if it's iCloud was the service that was compromised, this kid is made an enemy of the richest fucking company on earth, a company that has more money than the United States government.
	And they are going to hire a fucking hit squad to go after this guy.
	And so heads are going to roll, I think, because I'm sure that these people, these celebrities, are going to probably try to litigate against Apple, if only because it'll keep the issue alive and keep their name out there, but also because Apple is the wealthiest company on earth and they can get a payout.
	More money is good.
	So I think this is going to be a shitstorm.
	I wonder how many of these celebrities, their password to their iCloud account was password123.
	Booby.
	Or their name.
	Baby.
	Boobs.
	Tits McGee.
	Is that the password?
	You never know.
	It's possible.
	I've known some actors in my day, and they weren't the brightest people I've ever come across, but they weren't the dumbest either.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, guys.
	Had to step away for a minute.
	It seems like every time that, well, I won't go there.
	We're fine.
	Go there.
	God damn it.
	Go there.
	I want to know.
	It's just nitpicky stuff.
	But let's see.
	What else do we want to talk about?
	Are we done talking about the great Fappening?
	The Fappening?
	I don't know.
	Does anyone in the chat room have anything interesting to say about the Fappening?
	No?
	Well, let me ask them.
	Well, see, Redacted says, I don't even trust the webcam and keep it unplugged.
	That's probably smart.
	You know what?
	Go ahead.
	I've got a webcam on my monitor right now.
	Supposedly, the green light comes on when it's in use, but you know, why should I believe that?
	Because it's basically the same people that said iCloud was secure said my webcam was secure.
	So I'm going to put a piece of tape over it.
	Eddie underscore Dean.
	Yeah, that's like somebody has auto-talk going on in the background there.
	But, you know, I got to a point where when I first got a phone that had a camera on it, I'd put a piece of black tape over top of it.
	Paranoid.
	Yeah, because all the stories, you know, people are going to hack into your phone or look at you through your camera or your phone camera.
	You're going to hack into your phone and they're going to watch you play solitaire on your phone while you take a dump.
	It's going to be pretty fucking boring.
	Anybody that hacks into my telephone camera or my tablet camera.
	But yeah, so.
	You're a loser.
	Who knows?
	Yeah.
	Who knows?
	Whoa.
	I need my crickets.
	Maybe we need.
	So WR250 said that iPhones sync automatically with iCloud.
	That's true.
	You can turn that off, though.
	I turned it off on my phone.
	Yeah, I turn all that automatic sync and automatic update shit off on all of my devices.
	That shit's annoying.
	I don't believe the hype when they tell me that, you know, because this is like the third or fourth attempt that Apple's had at creating something like iCloud.
	They had .mac, and then they had something before that.
	It was iDisk or something.
	And they all kind of sucked.
	And I was not going to go into iCloud with like, you know, with my eyes closed.
	I knew that it was going to have problems.
	And I think that's true of any service.
	I've worked for a company in Columbus that had, it was a multi-million dollar company that had the passwords to every single internet service, technology, server, everything stored on a Google Doc in their Google, the company's Gmail account attached to that.
	That's smart.
	And I was like, that, and when I left the company, I could still open up my Gmail account because they shared that document with me.
	And I still had a list of everything this company had, every password to every account.
	And I could have just copied and pasted that, stored it on my computer, and sent it out to the world and ruined their friggin year.
	But instead, I told them, I was like, yeah, you guys might not want to do that.
	It's a bad idea.
	That is a terrible idea.
	But you're a good person, so you wouldn't do that.
	No, I did the exact opposite.
	I alerted my former boss and told them what was happening.
	And they didn't understand why I was concerned at first.
	And I was like, you guys have access to every password for every account.
	You're not alarmed by that, and I no longer work for your company.
	So that doesn't alarm you.
	You're obviously retarded or something.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, a little bit out of touch, perhaps.
	So the people that get to iPhone, do you automatically get a cloud account?
	You get a certain amount of space that goes along with your purchase because that's all built in.
	So that's why Apple products are extremely expensive in the first place, because they have all those add-on extra features for users.
	That's part of it, but also They tend to use premium components.
	So the phones or the devices last longer?
	Yeah, well, that's definitely the case with their computers because I've got a computer here that's like 15 years old and it still runs fine.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	So I think have we lost Onin?
	Is Onin.
	No, I'm here.
	My eyes glossed over on part of your story and I got distracted.
	I'm still trying to catch up.
	I missed the first part of it because I don't know if you guys heard it on my My dogs were out back barking, so I had to go bring them in, and I missed quite a bit, so I apologize.
	That's all right.
	What were they barking at?
	It's dark here.
	I don't know.
	Squirrels, deer.
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	Or maybe they've got their own iCloud and they're looking at porn.
	I don't know.
	We thought that's what you might have been doing, catching up with all that.
	It doesn't take me long to catch up anymore, my friends.
	So I noticed on Bellgab that I don't feel like there's a lot of interesting content there.
	I mean, I don't know if it's just me or because I mean, the forum changes.
	You know, it's a liquid changing organism, you know, and it just seems like there's a lot of things.
	It is fluid in his concept.
	Thank you.
	It seems like there's a lot of stuff.
	A lot of politics seem to be coming into the regular threads.
	And I just don't have the excitement to read a lot.
	So I'm kind of behind on what's happening at Bell Gab.
	I've just started clicking the marked as red column and clearing out all of them that way.
	Really?
	I have, yeah.
	So is it just me or is politics really kind of overflowing into and that anger and that combativeness that comes along with Republicans versus Democrats and right versus left ideologies?
	I do think some of that bleeds over.
	I know when I see certain people post in other threads, my first inclination is to be somewhat argumentative.
	So it does stop me from posting a lot.
	And I've also noticed that some people that I really liked that did come back have disappeared just as quickly.
	Yeah.
	Are we talking about Eddie Coyle?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did he disappear?
	Yeah, and it's really a shame.
	I mean, I don't want to come off as some kind of fanboy, but in my opinion, we didn't have anybody that was any smarter, anybody with any better recollection, and anybody who was able to connect dots quicker than that man could.
	And I miss his posts.
	I didn't realize I didn't realize that he had gone away again or stopped posting.
	He might come back.
	You never know.
	I saw that Sardondi came back for a little while for a few posts.
	Yeah.
	Well, Cat Smile just said that since school started back up, Eddie C may be busy because I believe he works as a substitute teacher or teacher.
	Sounds like that.
	I stopped him before.
	He used to be really prolific, but yeah, he does.
	He does substitute work.
	I don't know if that's all he does.
	I wouldn't think that Eddie would have the patience to do something like that.
	I'm not saying anything bad about him, but it seems like he can be on the edge sometimes as far as I think we're all a lot more than what we appear on the forums.
	Very true.
	I would hate to think that a certain two people on the forum only had the representation of what they presented on the forum.
	Because, my God, they would be lonely people.
	You mean I can't judge people solely on what they post at Bellgap?
	Sure, you can.
	Well, most of the time I do, but I try to be above that.
	You can, but you wouldn't be correct.
	Yeah, but it saves, it'll save you so much time.
	Good point.
	Good point.
	Yeah, you know, it hell, I don't know.
	There's a lot of posters that are no longer here that I really enjoyed their posting.
	Some were just as clever as hell.
	There was a woman who used to post on our forums called her screen name was Usagi.
	Yeah, I remember her.
	She could be just as funny as hell.
	But anyway.
	Yeah, it seems like there's a, that's part of it for me.
	It seems like there's a lot of really interesting posters that I'd always read.
	And I haven't seen them around much lately.
	And I don't know.
	Maybe it's just that time of year, man.
	Hard to say.
	August.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Dog days.
	Could be, man.
	Could be, except it's not August anymore.
	So there's that.
	What?
	That's right.
	September.
	Jesus Christ.
	Maybe Eddie Coyle's been hanging out with Art Bell.
	It would have been a good place to throw in the cricket thing.
	Oh, sorry.
	I'm not on my game here.
	There we go.
	Yeah, there we go.
	It's really not even worth it now, is it?
	No, we've lost it.
	The magic is gone.
	Lost the timing.
	I had a short window and I missed it.
	Damn you.
	Soundboard.
	Do we want to talk about, since you brought up a small window there, do we want to talk about Jasmunda?
	What about Jasmunda?
	Well, he's got a small window to breed.
	Oh, a small breeding window?
	I wondered where everybody went.
	It got really quiet.
	What happened?
	Did you drop out of the mumble?
	Are we on the air?
	Yeah, I hope so.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, we are.
	Well, the chat room's going.
	They've got their own conversation going, so it's good.
	You can just sit back and read.
	That's cool.
	So they're not listening to us.
	That's probably a good thing.
	So what else?
	We talked about the iClad thing and the forum.
	You know, I recently subscribed to Hulu.
	And I've been a Netflix member for, I don't know, a year and a half or so.
	And I really love it because I like watching a lot of documentary films and things like that.
	But when I got on Hulu, I was not impressed at all.
	I think I'm going to cancel it.
	I'll give you a week for free.
	But I don't know.
	It just seems like the TV shows aren't there that I want to watch.
	And the ones that are, they only give you like three or four of the, or the last 30 days of episodes, and they don't have like a backlog of stuff that I want to watch.
	Hulu used to really be well presented.
	It was real easy to find stuff.
	And for some reason, they are now two or three iterations past that.
	And now it's extremely difficult to find what you want.
	You've got to go through this really slow process of going to a genre, then picking the category you want, and then going through maybe 400 different shows with no real quick way to get there unless you know the specific name.
	Are you talking about?
	Use it on your computer or another device.
	I use it on my computer.
	It's the only way I have tv but um, but I will tell you that I have seen a couple of really great shows only because of HULU.
	Um, there's one, and i've i've posted about it on the the forum a long time ago.
	It's a movie called Ink I Nk.
	Yeah, do you get a chance to see it?
	That's a great movie, um.
	And then uh, they have a tv show out of broom that I saw called um, really quirky but a really fun tv show, my favorite.
	Uh, it's like at the end of the second season when that kid with the curly hair falls in love with that pregnant woman and she delivers.
	Oh yeah, that's a christmas episode right, I think so.
	Yeah, it's funny as fucking hysterical.
	Yeah um, that's maybe the funniest thing i've ever seen on a television show it's, you've got to have a bit of a quirky sense of humor, I think.
	But I it's, it's a great show.
	I think the thing go ahead.
	No, I was go ahead.
	I think the thing that really bugged me the most about HULU is i'm sick of commercial television.
	I'm sick of having to watch advertisements and commercials.
	I mean today uh, if you watch a network show, you get for a 30-minute show, you get 20 minutes of content and 10 minutes of commercials.
	So I mean, that's part of the reason that I love Netflix and I love uh, Youtube to a certain extent.
	Um, but when I got onto HULU, you have to watch an ad before the show starts and then they have a mandatory ad points.
	You know all through the the timeline of the show that you can't skip through and i'm like well, what the fuck am I paying?
	What the fuck am I paying money for?
	That's the reason that I want to pay money to do it, you know, so I don't have to go suffer.
	So it's not.
	That's so it's not so expensive for you to watch these shows that were filmed 30 years ago, but Netflix seems to be able to do it.
	Maybe they have uh, you know much, many more uh subscribers, so it's uh more economically viable for them to not include mandatory commercials.
	But uh, but yeah i'd, i'd rather pay.
	I'd rather pay a few extra bucks, or even up to 20 bucks a month to watch the shows that I want to watch and I don't have to suffer through the the commercials.
	I went through customer service with HULU with, on that very point, saying, charge me more because I really don't like the commercials either.
	And their response back was is that it would be so expensive for to do that that it wouldn't be just like a couple of bucks to get rid of your commercials.
	You would be in the 50 a month range.
	Now I don't know how factual that was, but that's what they told me.
	So their business bottom bottle is uh based around uh, selling advertisement pretty much.
	Yeah, the thing I the thing, the thing that I kind of liked about it for a while was is if you look while the advertisement's playing, in the upper right hand corner there's a little message saying is this ad important to you?
	And you can say yes, no and or in between, and supposedly they use that to formulate their, their ads to you so that they're more interesting.
	But you know, i'm to the point where I don't need to buy anything anymore.
	There's really nothing you can advertise to me that i'm interested in getting you know, except maybe, you know uh, increased penis size that might, that might get my attention.
	Say that.
	But you weren't even interested in Jennifer Lawrence's boob.
	So I mean, that's true yeah well well i'm, her boobs aren't going to do anything for me, except you know I can see them.
	But I can already see boobs in my head.
	So See boobs.
	Oh, I'd like to see the boobs that Onin sees in his head.
	Or maybe not.
	I don't know.
	I'm not really sure.
	Can you describe the boobs that you see in your brain?
	Are they Dolly Parton boobs or are they more like modern?
	It is.
	It is a landscape filled with boobs, all sizes and shapes.
	Every one of them inviting.
	Lovely.
	Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
	Yeah, so I'm fucking anti-commercial.
	I hate it.
	I hate commercials.
	I hate having to suffer through commercials with something that I buy or something.
	I know I'll be there with you.
	I'm okay with Hulu.
	I think the advantage to Hulu is you get to watch more current TV shows.
	And when you watch them on Hulu, you do see less advertising.
	So they'll typically, when they do a commercial break, that's only two commercials as opposed to like a regular TV show, which would be like 15 minutes of commercials.
	And that makes it a lot easier for me to watch very like current TV.
	See, the thing is, go ahead.
	But I don't really mind the commercials that much.
	And I have seen some shows on.
	They actually have some original content that they made specifically for Hulu.
	Like Hulu, like, you know, when Netflix has House of Cards and Orange is the new black.
	Well, Hulu has had several shows that they've made themselves.
	And I know I really liked, was it Endgame?
	It was about the Russian chess master who solved crimes.
	Oh, no, that was on commercial TV.
	Yeah.
	Now they just advertise it as a Hulu special because you can't see it anywhere else.
	But I think that was my show.
	I agree with you.
	It was good.
	And they show a lot of shows that didn't really last very long.
	Like they played a TV show called Amsterdam.
	And the guy who's in Game of Thrones, the guy who lost his hand who was earlier having sex with this.
	Yeah.
	He was in it.
	It was a great show, but nobody was watching it, I guess.
	What else are I going to say about Hulu?
	It's gone.
	Never mind.
	See, the thing is, I don't watch network TV.
	I rarely, rarely watch network TV.
	So all the new shows, I have no idea what the good ones are.
	So I'm not, I, you know, I'm not up on like the cool new shows and the good shows.
	There's been a few suggestions on Bellgap.
	I think Shine was saying something about the Hannibal series is pretty good.
	But I mean, other than that, I have no idea what to watch.
	So Hulu, I guess, just releasing for me.
	Did I mention that I hate watching commercials?
	I hate it.
	Yeah.
	I'm sick of it.
	I believe you may have mentioned that.
	You don't have to pay for it.
	There's also Hulu that doesn't cost a dime.
	So you don't have to have free web stuff.
	Well, I think they show most of the same shows.
	You just have a smaller window of when you can watch them.
	But if The Simpsons is one of your favorites, it's only like five or six shows you can see anyway.
	You're on the air?
	I don't know.
	What up, horse?
	What's up, man?
	Hey, man.
	What's going on?
	Aldous Burbank, everybody.
	I miss you, freaking weirdos.
	What's going on, buddy?
	You don't call me anymore, man.
	What's up with that?
	You guys don't come to Hawaii with me.
	This is a problem.
	You're in Hawaii, huh?
	Well, I'm sorry, Eddie.
	Yeah, I'm in Hawaii, but I'll be in your town in a few hours.
	We get together for breakfast.
	I'll be depressed and you need to help me out.
	Why are you apologizing to me for being in Hawaii?
	Well, because you're in Phoenix, and I know how it is.
	I guess everybody that goes to Hawaii needs to apologize to everybody back in the States because it's just so cool there.
	It's pretty humid and warm, you know, but it's pretty damn cool at the same time.
	How much money have you dropped there?
	That's what I want to know.
	It's the asset that you dropped that counts, not the money, brother.
	Well, that may be, but seriously, what's it costing you a day there?
	You got to come in the off-season because it's very inexpensive.
	We are staying in a pad that I've never even dreamed of.
	I have my own floor with my own tunes, and my beautiful family is downstairs, pretty much unbothered by me.
	Two bathrooms, two bedrooms, plus the upstairs pad for 203 clean Federal Reserve notes per 24-hour period in the offseason.
	And that's not bad for being on the beach in Kauai, you got to admit.
	Yeah, I can afford an hour.
	That's all you need, from what I hear.
	I only need five minutes, but that's that's on a good day.
	So, how long have you been there?
	Are you out there on vacation or are you out there for work, or what brought you out to Hawaii?
	I'm out here for prayer, just to unwind.
	Yeah, you know, if you want to know the truth, I've always wanted to spend some time in paradise with my mom on the beach somewhere, and it took me 53 years to do it.
	So, that's congratulations, man.
	My two sisters are here, and my beautiful niece are here.
	So, I'm just here with family doing nothing.
	That's all.
	That's cool, man.
	I don't know.
	You can do it better than that, man.
	Yeah, it's the best thing I've ever done.
	So, it's going to be hard to leave then.
	I'm going to take it.
	Oh, we're depressed.
	We're packing right now, Eddie.
	I'm serious.
	I'm going to be there for breakfast in the morning, and it's going to be horrible.
	Dude, that's the worst part of vacation.
	I mean, packing to leave, you know, packing to go on vacation is like wonderful, great.
	You know, everything, everybody's all jazzed up and everything.
	And then packing to go back home is like, oh, fuck.
	Oh, God, yeah, with all your Hawaiian souvenirs, and you're going from Lahui, Kauai on a direct non-stop to Phoenix Sky Harbor.
	Dear God.
	Wow.
	How long is the plane trip?
	Is that five hours?
	Six and a quarter.
	Six and a quarter.
	Wow.
	But you don't have to stop in LA.
	And, you know, the way back, since U.S. Airways is a hub there in Phoenix, you know, it's direct, but the way back is a red eye.
	But who cares?
	Because you're all tired from partying out in Hawaii and you've got to sleep anyway.
	So it kind of works out.
	You didn't plan your vacation precisely the way you should have, sir.
	You always take two or three people here.
	No, you didn't bring two or three people that you can't stand because that way you look forward to going home.
	Can't fucking wait to go away from these people.
	No, we all love each other.
	It really makes it bad.
	It's heartbreaking to think that.
	I'm actually going to stay here.
	Just find a job there and stay.
	Well, if we didn't have to work for a living, perhaps.
	But I'm really heartbroken about just splitting up with my mom and my sisters and my niece and then going home to horrible Northern California in the morning and probably not even seeing anything on the way.
	I don't know.
	How long are you going to stay in Phoenix?
	About two hours at Sky Harbor.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're probably going to miss me again, buddy.
	What, you don't want to have breakfast at Sky Harbor Airport, Eddie?
	I'm so hurt.
	Anyway.
	Well, you know what?
	I tell you what, PM me.
	Let me know what time you're going to be there, and we'll see if I can make it.
	See, I have a two-hour layover, so what I got to do is go outside and have my smokes, you know, about 7.30 a.m. until I get back on in two hours.
	So we can sit out there on the Group W bench, you know?
	Just have a good old time.
	That sounds cool.
	I'm not much of a morning person, though.
	No, but seriously, PM me and let me know.
	And we'll see if you can.
	I will.
	I certainly shall.
	Because I want to meet up with you.
	I've never met you, and I know I think the only person on Belgab that has met the infamous Aldous Burbank is Ziznak.
	Yeah, and the last time that Aldous met someone from the site, we haven't heard much from Ziznak since.
	Well, that's because he got fully employed.
	Gamefully employed from what I understand.
	So he's unlike the rest of us in that manner.
	He's a responsible young man.
	However, there are a couple of Gab workers that live real close to me.
	And, you know, it's kind of creepy, but they know who they are, and they're probably listening right now.
	Yeah?
	And I think one of them acted is probably one of them, right?
	I think you're talking about, well, I'm going to reveal their identities, much to their shame.
	Pale Horse and I Know I Know.
	But they're lurkers.
	You know, kind of creepy.
	You had some buddies that you knew in real life that started posting.
	Is that right?
	Yeah, well, Tail Horse is one of them.
	He's actually my neighbor, and I've known him for many, many years since Arizona days.
	But we live next to each other in NorCal as well.
	It's kind of weird.
	Wow.
	Small world.
	And you go on Belgab so you can have conversation with your neighbor over the internet.
	Exactly.
	We don't really like seeing each other in person that much.
	So I hear jazz on there.
	What's going on down in Australia, buddy?
	Nothing much.
	Hey, Aldous, if you travel 11 hours west, you can come and meet me for breakfast.
	All right.
	Talk to you, Trevor.
	That was all right, so anyway, I love you all, and I really do miss you.
	I just wanted to butt in here for a minute and say, you know, Paradise still exists.
	Just so y'all know.
	All right, man.
	That's good news.
	Good talking to you.
	Thanks, man.
	Aloha.
	Aloha.
	Later, brother.
	Awesome.
	There he goes.
	Why didn't anyone ask him if the weed in Hawaii was awesome?
	Because I suspect it is.
	Yeah, I'm sure it is.
	If you could like, guys would like to call the show tonight, the number is 623-242-2278.
	That's 623-242-CAST.
	What else, guys?
	Anything else you guys would like to talk about?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	You guys still there?
	Hey, can we get serious for a second?
	No.
	Can we get serious for a second here?
	What do you think of supplying?
	Who do you think is somebody throwing their mic across the room?
	Whoa, what is this?
	I wonder where that's coming from.
	Jazz, is that you?
	I don't know.
	Is it me?
	Yeah, I think it is.
	Sounded like you're on a headset with a microphone hanging down off the court.
	I've got my Yeti microphone.
	Oh, okay.
	My usual setup.
	Okay.
	It just sounded like somebody's brushing their coat across the microphone there.
	All right.
	I'll stop nickpicking.
	Go ahead, Bita.
	I was going to say, like, who do you think is supporting ISIS?
	Or is it ISIS or ISIL?
	Which one?
	Because it's not.
	I think it's supposed to be a good idea.
	It's not like you can have people just suddenly rise up out of the dirt and do what they're doing.
	Someone's backing them.
	So who do you think is backing them?
	Is it the United States, the Soviets, the Chinese, the Australians?
	I don't think you have to look that far away.
	I think, you know, there's so much money in that area.
	Is it Saudi Saudi Arabia?
	Yeah, I think that's enough to keep them going for a long time.
	But, you know, I don't know much about it.
	I really don't follow that.
	And my solution isn't one that I would ever want to share with anyone.
	So I don't know who supports them.
	I think it's probably they just got so much money on their own that they're not really.
	And, you know, how much money do you have to pay a fanatic?
	You know?
	Well, they don't buy guns and bullets and weapons and shit like that.
	So isn't that stuff being certified to them there?
	I mean, aren't some sort of country supplying them weapons?
	Yeah, but I don't know.
	I mean, I don't know where they're getting their stuff from.
	Yeah, I have no idea.
	I haven't read one goddamn thing about ISIS.
	All right, then.
	Well, obviously it's important to you.
	So what makes it such a prominent idea for you?
	So suddenly, since the Russians had the Olympics in March in Russia, the world has turned to shit.
	It's just like one proxy war after another just keeps springing up.
	You got Ukraine, what's going on in Syria and Iraq, and then probably, I don't know, Afghanistan.
	Not to mention the battle going on on the politics thread.
	Indeed, sir.
	So I don't know.
	It's like the world was reasonably decent, and then we let Vladimir Putin have the Olympics in Russia, and suddenly everything's turned to crap.
	That's my perception.
	Maybe it's totally undeserved or whatever, inaccurate.
	I don't know.
	I don't see the connection, but there certainly could be one.
	But I kind of wonder, like, I actually saw something earlier today.
	The guys that do the stuff they don't want you to know podcast was talking about proxy wars.
	We know that's accurate.
	Go ahead.
	The proxy wars and who's backing who's backing who.
	They don't have a definitive answer, but they just raised some questions.
	I don't know.
	It's hard to keep any kind of rational thought when you see something as violent as, or hear about something as violent as someone being beheaded.
	And yet, you know, it's pretty common practice over there.
	We just don't get that much information about it.
	You know, it's really easy to go into the guttural, kill them all, kill them all.
	I don't know.
	All I know is that over there, from my perspective, that we have walked into a place that was a bloody nightmare to begin with, and we have done nothing but make it worse.
	I don't know if there's any strategic way in and out of that place without getting real fucking dirty.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Yeah, I really, well, we're going to get political here, but I really wish we'd never gone there in the beginning.
	It all think that.
	Makes me very fucking angry that we are.
	Yep, I agree.
	I agree.
	Yeah, I just don't know that much about ISIS to be able to speak with authority about that.
	I mean, I haven't read one thing about it.
	So it doesn't mean that it's not an important topic or that we can't talk about it.
	It's just that I don't feel like I can speak intelligently about it at all.
	Yeah, all I've got is, go ahead, didn't mean to interrupt.
	Yeah, going into Iraq, I think, was one of the worst decisions that this country has made in a long time.
	So, moving on.
	Do we want to open up that can of political dog shit?
	I don't.
	Who was it who said?
	I'm sorry, I don't mean to disregard the person who said it.
	I think it was Zebo said he didn't want to end up being mad at people here.
	And I agree with him.
	So I don't know.
	One of the things I wanted to talk about, and it's not really all exciting.
	We're not going to get all emotional about it.
	But somebody made a post, and this has been an ongoing theme with a lot of people, is that can't paranormal radio really survive anymore?
	Because it hasn't all been done to death.
	And that's me paraphrasing badly, but that was kind of the thought that they put into their post was that, you know, it's all been done.
	why would anyone want to listen to it anymore um and i i just don't think that's i i think there's a lot of audience out there to listen to paranormal stuff and since no one else is talking i can see i'm the only one who's interested in this well Well, see, I think, say, in the last 20, 30 years, the conversation has gotten a lot smarter when it comes to things like paranormal.
	But that should make it more interesting, not less.
	I'm sorry, didn't mean to kill your thought.
	Yeah, well, so let's say, look at, like, I guess you could go back and look at Eric von Daniken's book, The Chariots of the Gods.
	And so anybody, any intelligent person reading that now would be like, well, this is total bullshit.
	Because you see, he's just, yeah, he's just totally, you know, based, he's basing his ideas on absolutely nothing.
	It's just like.
	Right, I agree.
	You know, here's this thing, and is it possible?
	They also do the same thing on ancient aliens.
	They'll say, like, you know, they'll bring something up and something kind of fantastic or whatever.
	And they'll say, is it possible that such and such was created by aliens?
	The answer to that is always going to be yes because it's not because everything's possible.
	Everything's possible.
	You ask that question.
	It's like, sure.
	Is it realistic?
	Is it likely?
	Not at all.
	There's a thousand other answers out there that are much better.
	But don't you think there's another way to frame that rather than going placing it one step away from religion?
	And isn't there another way to look at that and say, you know, just the speculation that there might be other life forms out there that there might be it's quite possible that UFOs are.
	But instead of saying that because someone made the Nazca lines, that that's proof that aliens visited the Earth, you know, thousands of years ago or whatever, you instead talk about a contemporary sighting that had actual physical evidence,
	which I was just listening dark weekend with our friend Bateman, and he was interviewing Bruce McAbee, and they were talking about some UFO sightings that actually had like evidence.
	Like physical evidence.
	Like physical evidence?
	Photographic, and there's some physical evidence cases too.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, that's, you know, and then another thing that people are doing in paranormal entertainment, infotainment, the ghost researcher guys with their magnetic detector thingies, their electromagnetic frequency detectors and all the crap.
	Yeah.
	Those shows, those shows are just ridiculous.
	And some of those people aren't even trustworthy.
	Because, I mean, it's been demonstrated that a lot of times they just fake stuff.
	I actually just.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to butt in, but I read something about somebody talking about those EVP meters and or not EVP, but electromagnetic EMF detectors.
	And they're basically using a tool that electricians use to say that there is a ghost there, but they're not taking baselines.
	They're not ruling out other causes, you know, like any running motor or some sort of electronic device creates those type of fields.
	And there's different frequencies and there's a whole bunch of different phases.
	I mean, just a whole bunch of different things about is there a way to fake those?
	Because I often see them on their shows have the EMP meter out and they ask the ghost a question and it lights up.
	Now, is there a way to sort of use another piece of equipment to get that meter to light up?
	Because that would seem like an easy way to fake, you know, I think all you have to do is get some wire, wrap it up into a coil and attach it to a battery and it will create that effect.
	Yeah, there's tons of things that you can do to fake those things.
	And that's to say that nobody knows if ghosts actually use that energy or if that's even plausible that those meters detect.
	How did they establish that's the case?
	Just out of the blue, like, hey, I see here's my idea is that they they're basic what they're doing basically is they're using these things as props and they're walking around and it really they look like an away team from Star Trek.
	They're like, they don't have a tricorder, but they got something that kind of looks like that.
	So they're being scientific, right?
	Right?
	Sure.
	They're using a tricorder thingy, and yeah, it's they're saying words I don't understand, so they must be smart.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, even though they're the two guys from the original TAPS or whatever, they worked as plumbers.
	Nothing against plumbers, but I don't think they understood the scientific process.
	No.
	Yeah, but that's just a couple of guys, you know, trying to make a buck, you know, by either pulling the wool over our eyes.
	But that doesn't mean that, you know, ghosts don't exist or that the whole field is littered with unscrupulous people.
	And, you know, the same can be said for you were talking about before, about ancient aliens.
	And just because ancient aliens might not have created the Nazca lines, it doesn't mean that there can't be a discussion about how those lines were created.
	Yeah.
	Velcro.
	It's all I got to say, man.
	Velcro.
	Oh, I think I figured out the Nazca lines.
	They created the Nazca lines the same way they do crop circles and stuff.
	Just some twine and some, you know.
	And some chalk, some kids' chalk that they use to do sidewalks with.
	Yeah, it's well, it's like they just push the rocks around.
	It's like there's not actually any paintings or anything.
	It's like they just push the rocks around.
	They're exposing the white sand or the white earth underneath the top layer of soil, right?
	Basically.
	But I think even if we're going to take it as a lot of it's a sham, it's all fakery, it still doesn't mean it can't be entertaining.
	Or if you look at the number of shows that are on TV that are pointed towards some level of paranormal events, there's something on almost every night of the week.
	So there's certainly an interest by a lot of people.
	Onin?
	Yeah, I'm here.
	I guess my only point is that I don't think the subject is dried up.
	I think there's still a lot of room in radio for paranormal.
	It just, as I think it was redacted, said, it just needs to be done right.
	And I think that encapsulates it.
	I think that's it.
	It just needs we don't necessarily need smarter people telling us about their research.
	We need smarter people talking to them.
	We need somebody who's not Nori.
	And I didn't mean to bring it back to just Noori alone, but I think using him as the benchmark of what paranormal radio is is probably a disservice to everyone.
	What?
	What?
	It can be interesting if you can suspend disbelief, but it seems like they keep bringing on the same old guests that they've brought on, that art's brought on since the 90s.
	And they try to reinvent themselves or come up with new controversies or come up with new data.
	And I can see where that gets boring.
	And you really don't go anywhere because they're trying to make a living doing that.
	And you can't necessarily believe a person who makes up shit and gets called for it as being a scientist or being a person that's looking into the paranormal.
	If you're going to present supposedly scientific information and you're going to present it to people who I don't want to be so denigrating, but if you're going to present it to people that probably don't have much higher education, what are you gonna get?
	I you know, I think I think paranormal radio needs to have an audience, and i'm not necessarily saying they have to be stupid but um, I think they have to have a, an interest wherever that takes that.
	Um, all right, we got to take a break guys, because we need to work out some uh, some technical issues.
	So uh, so we'll be back after this attention.
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	We are back.
	Hey, guys.
	Sorry about that.
	We needed to take care of some technical issues in the background, and hopefully we have to do it.
	We beat the shit out of Jazz Munda.
	We took him out back and heard him.
	They fapped me good.
	Yes, we did.
	So go ahead, Jazz, or anybody.
	You said you wanted to say something, so go ahead.
	I don't have anything to say.
	Okay.
	Coward.
	That's great that we talked about it.
	Wonderful.
	I forgot.
	We're talking about paranormal and guests.
	Yeah, we're talking about whether paranormal is dead or not, basically.
	But is it dead?
	Like, if it's the right host, will that solve the problem?
	I mean, we're always good.
	The guests are always going to be the same tired old guest.
	But is it the host or is it the guests that bring you back?
	It's a host.
	Well, obviously.
	At least most of the people that come to this forum, I would say, would say it's the host.
	I mean, if Art Bell's in the chair, are you not going to listen to him because he's got dames on, you know, every second week?
	Fuck that.
	I don't want to listen to that.
	That's a good question.
	That's a good question.
	I actually enjoy listening to Ed Dames with.
	I did for a while.
	But yet you don't like commercials.
	Exactly.
	I just like Ed Dames' combative nature and the way he gets so annoyed with George in particular and the outlandish claims that he makes.
	It's just entertaining for me for some reason.
	The thing about Ed Dames that I like is listen to him in retrospect and all the things that he gets wrong and got wrong and just sort of laughing at it.
	So I don't mind him in that respect to ridicule him.
	Plus, he yells at him.
	I'm going to listen to him with Nouri.
	I listened to him when he was on Bell's show.
	And he's got a pretty slick communicative style.
	And he is able to present as an authoritative figure and yet not really give any definitive answer.
	He really has mastered the non-denial denial.
	And I actually, he's made my ear better for listening to that kind of stuff when I'm talking to people that are being disingenuous.
	So I guess I'm thankful for it in that way.
	Interesting.
	I think I turned on, I was actually driving to work because I have a long commute now.
	And I turned on my iPhone and was listening to the U7 Art Bell stream.
	Yeah.
	And listening to it, and I'm just thinking, man, this guy, this guest, whoever was on with art, sounds like kind of a douche.
	And then I realized it was Dames, and then I just turned it off.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I was just going to say, you know, I've re-listened to a lot of the Art Bell Dark Matter shows recently.
	And there were some real weaknesses.
	I mean, he had some guests on that I was thinking, wow, would you have had this person on five years ago when you were still doing your show on the radio?
	Such as?
	Uh, the, the woo ladies, or the hoo ladies.
	Oh, yeah, they were hopeless, yeah.
	I was like, wow, I can't believe these people are getting airtime.
	So I don't know.
	That does make me ponder.
	Maybe in some ways paranormal radio really does need to find a new way.
	I don't know.
	But where are they going to find that spark, though?
	Is it going to be in the discoveries?
	Is it going to be in fresh new guests?
	I think there are so many profound scientific discoveries being made every day, but they take a little bit of background knowledge to really understand them.
	But they're so much more interesting than trying to say, we found an underwater military base off of California, and here's a picture that shows, you know, and if you look really closely, you can see where one of the columns has collapsed.
	And like, really, guys, this is how do you even how do you even say this with a straight face?
	So, no, if you look into just molecular biology over the last 15 years, it's astounding what you can learn, and it's all interesting as hell.
	But that's not paranormal.
	That's just normal.
	Okay, shoot me down.
	Go ahead.
	That's straight science.
	I'm sorry, I want a science show.
	But I think let's say scientific evidence to support the paranormal.
	Maybe you've got a handful of UFO encounters out there that have some evidence, either photographic or trace physical evidence.
	And maybe, you know, I'm just thinking off the top of my head here.
	I'm thinking of this.
	There's a quantum physicist who was supposedly trying to had either discovered a reason to believe that consciousness survived death or he was trying to prove that or something.
	Remember reading that a while back.
	So maybe there is some scientific scientific.
	We need Agent Orange here for that, but I will say that quantum.
	No, I don't know.
	I don't know what well enough to say.
	So I doubt.
	I'm so skeptical that any kind of quantum physics has proven anything about an afterlife.
	That just I don't know.
	Well, didn't Agent Orange say something about that they're misusing certain phenomena in the quantum field and upscaling it in real life where it really should only apply to particles, you know, particle behavior and not complex elements.
	So I think in particular, he was talking about the saying that like observing a phenomena will actually affect the objective state of that phenomena.
	But what he meant was that like an atomic level, you're bombarding a region of space with radiation or something to see what's going on at the subatomic level.
	And in doing that bombarding so that you can observe whatever is going on, you're actually affecting what is going on.
	Yeah, it's not really your observation that's changing.
	It's the fact that you're streaming in nuclear energy.
	Yeah, so it's at a high, like a level of like, you know, dealing with people.
	It's not like you're watching a bunch of kids play on a playground.
	You're watching that.
	It's not affecting what they're doing at all.
	Why are you watching a bunch of kids playing in a playground, B-W?
	That's the real question, I think.
	Don't judge.
	I'm not.
	I just first thing that popped into my head.
	That's cool.
	Which is telling in and of itself.
	Okay.
	You're not sure if you want to be like that.
	I'm judging, but I'm a judger.
	You're a judger.
	I am.
	So, yeah.
	But I don't know.
	I just found an article about that here and posted it in the chat room.
	If anyone's interested in reading about that.
	Cool.
	I don't follow none of your links.
	The last time I followed a link, I went to Jennifer Lawrence's boobies.
	I ain't doing that no more.
	Why do you hype boobies so much?
	I love the real boobies.
	I don't like the graphical interpretations of boobies.
	I've got a here's another link for you.
	I think this is a speech that physicists was giving about quantum theory about life after death.
	You guys are going to want to click on that right now.
	Yeah.
	During the break, I was trying to use the soundboard to prank people, and I haven't really been successful per se, but I do have a couple calls that I can play here using the soundboard if you guys would like to do that.
	So were you calling up people with the soundboard, or were you waiting until someone called you?
	People were calling me.
	Telemarketers, and there was even a political campaign that called.
	I can talk about that after, but it's nothing spectacular, but I thought I'd share it anyway.
	So, here's the first one.
	Hi, this is Rashad.
	My agent number is 119.
	I'm going to ask whom I speak with.
	How are you?
	I'm doing great.
	How are you?
	My God.
	Is something left out here?
	Yeah.
	He must have known.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure he sounded like a young kid, so I'm sure he knew all about the maybe not the George Norrie soundboard, but about soundboard and prank calls and things like that.
	That's obviously a fan of the GabCast, right there.
	Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
	Not sure who that was, but he can come forward and let us know who he was, which member.
	I've been getting, there's been primaries here in Arizona.
	I've been getting a lot of political calls.
	Usually they're recorded.
	But one night, this interesting young lady called and had my soundboard ready to go.
	So here's this one.
	I'm calling about Doug Ducey.
	He's running for governor.
	I just wanted to talk to you about the can I talk to you for a little bit about Doug Ducey?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Doug Ducey is the best candidate to secure our border and strengthen Arizona's economy.
	That's why strong conservatives like Congressman Trent Franks and Senator Ted Cruz have endorsed him.
	Also, he's from Ohio.
	Yeah, and former Senator John Kyle have endorsed Doug because they know Doug is the right leader for Arizona.
	Will you support them in supporting Doug Ducey?
	Good point.
	Will you join them in supporting Doug?
	That's right.
	Okay, awesome.
	Thank you so much for your support.
	Yep, there's no question about it.
	Fantastic.
	We really appreciate it.
	Have a good night.
	I don't understand your question.
	Do they look the same?
	Explain that again.
	I love the ending where she goes, she's talking to her friend.
	Oh, my gosh, I got to end this call.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I got so many of these political calls.
	Most of them were just recorded messages.
	I was tempted because I had at least three or four calls from specific candidates.
	They were doing town hall, you know, talking to the public through a town hall that you have to press a number and you can get through and listen to this candidate talk about their issues or their platform or whatever.
	And you could push a button and submit a question or ask a question.
	And I almost submitted a George Norrie question, but I think it really ended up I didn't have the balls to do it because it's my real name and they called me.
	They have my number and information.
	This is your calling in life, man.
	You got to do this.
	This is why God put you on earth.
	It's a little bit late now, but yeah.
	So I didn't have the balls to actually ask a political candidate a question from the George Norris sound board.
	He could have gone sad.
	So I failed you.
	I'm sorry.
	No, no, you put something into our imagination that we'll have forever.
	Thank you for that.
	You're welcome.
	I would love to get one of these robo calls that you get from these candidates and take that and cut it up and then do a soundboard with that and make them look like just a giant asshole.
	Yeah.
	That would be fun.
	That would be good.
	And anyone who robocalls somebody fucking deserves that.
	So I think we get a call here.
	You're on the air.
	Hey guys, what's up?
	Hey, what's up, man?
	Who is this?
	It's Chameleon.
	I just called to tell you guys happy Labor Day.
	Thanks, man.
	Woohoo.
	Party.
	I'm offended by that comment.
	We don't celebrate Labor Day here.
	That's because you guys don't do any work.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I like the French.
	It's always non-Labor Day in Australia.
	So what's up, Chameleon?
	What are you doing, man?
	I'm actually working, so it kind of sucks.
	But yeah, I just stream at 6, huh?
	What are you doing?
	I'm stitching Burning Man footage together because a lot of people are starting to send that back now.
	They know how to go out there and party, but they don't know how to make a montage of their party.
	So that's why they got it.
	Yeah.
	Samson has called a party.
	Do people hire you to do that, or do you just do that for your friends for free?
	Oh, no, people commissioned me to do it.
	Because my manager is the same.
	I don't know if you heard the glitch mob, but me and them have the same manager.
	So when their friends are like, dude, do you guys know anyone that could put something together?
	It's usually word of mouth.
	I don't have to advertise or anything.
	So that part's kind of cool.
	The only part that's not kind of cool is like you get eccentric people sometimes that don't know what they want.
	So you send it back to them like four or five times and they're just like, no, no, we got it, you know, DM.
	But that's the fun part.
	That's the worst, man.
	That is the worst.
	And do you get paid for this?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, good.
	They just throw it at you.
	Because they don't know how to do it, but yet they make, you know, they have this budget.
	But, you know, I guess their pride takes over and they're just like, here, take the money.
	I'd rather you take the money than admit that I don't know how to do it, you know?
	Yeah, I imagine there's a lot of that.
	Hey, man, I wanted to ask you, you gave us a George Norrie bit when you, I don't know, it was about two or three months ago or whatever.
	Oh, the Peach the Roll thing?
	Yeah.
	It was hilarious.
	And I was wondering what, do you use some sort of special software to put together those sentences?
	Special software.
	No, I chopped all that audio up in Premiere.
	Believe it or not.
	So you just did it manually and inserted whatever phrase and word you needed in the specific spot.
	Yeah, and that was kind of low-level sentence mixing because all I did was really repeat cock over and over in that call.
	If I really ducked my heels into it, yeah.
	No, I was going to say if I really ducked my heels into editing that call, I bet I could have made him say completely different things.
	But sometimes you have to look for words in reverse or yeah, that's true.
	Is there software out there?
	Is there software out there where you couldn't put in a whole chunk of audio and get it to search for particular words or phrases?
	Yeah, that's what we were trying to figure out.
	It was like if there's some guy, because you know the guy that does all those Jimmy Kimmel, I think it's like Jimmy Kimmel's news, or no, it's Jimmy Fallon's news guy that makes some rappers, whatever.
	Yeah, all those videos.
	You know, like rappers, the light.
	Yeah, so I'm wondering if they either have a crew of people that have to sit through all this footage or if weekly they give him certain words that he has to read during his newscast.
	That way it's easier to find those words later.
	I don't know.
	Because I would imagine that at Guantanamo Bay, they probably have the prisoner sit and search through George Norrie's shows for particular phrases because I wouldn't wish that upon anyone to have to do that.
	I was going to say, you probably wouldn't get the actual audio result that you wanted if you locked somebody up with that much nori.
	They'd probably be chopping up some CIA brainwashing audio loops out of George's voice or something.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, listen, Kimmel has a whole army of interns that can go through all that stuff and figure out, you know, what they need for a specific bit.
	But now that Jazz mentions it, somebody should, you know, let's get a Kickstarter rolling on this where you can just insert a big lump of audio, even as unintelligible as George sounds, and it will be able to, that's another thing.
	You have to have a Nori algorithm installed in here to disseminate what he's saying rather than your normal English samples, I guess.
	What?
	What would we want George to say?
	And then we have to figure out what Fraser's going to be.
	Goat.
	Where did you get the word fuck from?
	From Hancock?
	Yeah, or there was that Graham Hancock, and then there's the other guy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Fuck.
	June just typed horse porn on her.
	She's over here waiting for Sims 4 to release, so.
	Did you do the hawk maneuver on him?
	And I think cough, if you put that in reverse, you can get him to say fuck.
	Or cuff, if you can get where he says, officers cuffed or and then you turn that around and premiere.
	I learned a lot from those YouTube poopers.
	I don't know if you've seen the YouTube poop where they basically just chop the shit out of pre-existing footage.
	They usually use things like King of the Hill or Sonic or something like that, and they make him say the most ridiculous things.
	But yeah, those are the ones that taught me how to look for little things in the audio.
	And then, oh, if it doesn't sound right forward, reverse it.
	And then you might get something.
	But yeah, you'd have to sit there with literally hours and hours of Nori to be able to do that.
	That's really time consuming, man.
	That's above my pay scale.
	So what did you guys do for today for Labor Day?
	Barbecue or anything?
	Nothing.
	We're doing the Gabcast for Labor Day.
	Oh, shit.
	I heard you mention that you guys thought Paranormal might be dead earlier.
	Yeah.
	Is that something you guys have?
	I think that I think the audience that really wanted to believe it, it's not there anymore.
	So I don't think it doesn't matter who the showman is that tells us.
	But I think someone else said, unless there's something new discovered, I don't think there's going to be any spokesperson that'll get you reinvested back in it.
	You know what I mean?
	It just seems like to the kids now, all the mystery's gone.
	In 10 years, people ain't even going to know who the hell Bigfoot is.
	But I still think that there are kids coming up today that hear Nori or old Art Bell shows for the first time and get hooked on it.
	And then they do their own research and they find out that 90% of the people are on there are kind of quacks, but then maybe it either extinguishes for them or it brings them here.
	That was the thing for me is that I kind of stopped believing in the whole things they were talking about.
	I just liked hearing Art talk.
	And once he left, I was just like, damn, this new guy sucks.
	I typed that in.
	Here I am.
	That's how you found it.
	I think that's how 90% of the people from Bell Gab found Bell Gab is typing in George Norrie Sucks.
	So I see this bell files.
	I mean, is that kind of a work in progress there?
	You guys are going to start a little thing for just exclusively talking about shows?
	I don't know.
	I don't think we know what's happening with that.
	That was just sort of a, you know, something we put out there.
	Coming soon.
	Yeah.
	I don't know why I did that.
	I'm an attention whore.
	Well, shit, man.
	I appreciate you guys letting me call.
	I just wanted to, like I said, call and tell you guys, you know, have a good one today.
	And that I'm glad I got the cast.
	So, uh, yeah, it's good to be back, man.
	Cool.
	All right, guys.
	Later.
	All right, later, bro.
	Later.
	Anything else, you guys?
	Well, that seemed like a fine young man.
	That makes me happy.
	I got nothing.
	I got nothing.
	Yeah, he seems cool.
	Yeah.
	So, anybody got anything else, or should we wind this up?
	Guys in the chat room got anything for us?
	Please write the content for us in the chat room, if you please.
	Thank you very much.
	So we'll just sit and remain silent and wait for somebody to say something in the chat room.
	Ready?
	Go.
	They're all asleep.
	Stand by.
	Yeah.
	I think we have Redacted wants to know what's going on with the Bell files.
	Well, Redacted, I tried to PM you, but you seem to have your PMs blocked.
	So just from Jazz Moon.
	So it's your fault.
	Yes.
	Well, it said my PM wouldn't go through.
	That guy's Australian.
	She's like, I need to block him.
	One too many horse pawn picks.
	Oh, dear.
	From jazz.
	Horse porn.
	Yeah, I'm waiting.
	I was looking in the fappening thing to see if there was any horse pawn, but unfortunately, there were no pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker.
	So I was about to say that joke, but you beat me.
	Evil.
	Evil.
	And I'll take my answer off here.
	All right, everybody.
	Thanks for tuning into the GabCast.
	And we will see you next time.
	Good night, everybody.
	Good night.
	Thanks.

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