Akash Singh steps away from Flagrant to pursue stand-up success, while hosts debate Spirit Airlines' service failures and hygiene habits. The group recounts Denver bar encounters involving magic tricks and AI-generated kissing photos, then analyzes the JP Morgan "Fishhead" scandal and a bare-knuckle fighter's injury. Shifting to sports, they evaluate the Knicks' playoff odds against the Sixers, LeBron James's legacy, and NIL deal impacts on rookies. Finally, the episode touches on Orlando's sex offender density, Tesla gas prices, and concludes with WTF Media Los Angeles sign-offs. [Automatically generated summary]
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Akash's Bittersweet Radio City Run00:03:35
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
Schultze here, Alex Media, Marky Gagnon.
What's up?
Miles is back there.
And we're on the West Coast.
Thank you, Alex Media, for hosting us in WTF Media Los Angeles Studios.
Beautiful, lovely.
Nice.
Don't you guys dare say you like this better.
No.
Okay.
We spent way too much money on that podcast studio in New York City.
There it is.
But come check out the podcast here if you guys are in town.
Now, we got to address the elephant in the room, no pun intended.
Okay.
As I'm sure you guys are aware, our boy Akash, he really went through it earlier this year, showed amazing resilience in selling out Radio City recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing stand up around the globe, and literally just living the dreams that he would tell me about at two in the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at Viselka.
So it's been amazing to see.
But the experience has put things in perspective for him.
And he has made the decision to focus all of his energy on stand up.
He is going to be stepping away from the pod.
It is bittersweet.
You know, we wished that he did not want to do that.
But at the same time, you know, it's very hard not to root for your friend, you know, literally living his dreams.
And if he feels he's got to give everything to that, then that's exactly what he's got to do.
And we're going to rock with him.
We hope you guys continue to rock with him.
Go check out the show.
We saw the show, Radio City.
It's phenomenal.
You guys should absolutely go check it out.
AkashSing.com for tickets.
So we just wanted to, you know, clear the air.
Akash hasn't been on the pod for a while.
We thought it was time that we, you know, talk to you guys about it.
Mm hmm.
Thoughts, boys.
It's bittersweet because this is my brother.
I love him.
I was started, I was here day one of this podcast.
And it's like, we were started together and together.
Bad boys for life.
Yeah.
Some gay shit.
Yeah.
You know?
But yeah, man, I'm proud of him.
I'm just so fucking proud.
Like being at Radio City and just seeing, like, just everybody was animated.
Like they loved it.
Like, yeah.
I'm just proud of him.
And.
I think back to when we surprised him when I came home from Sweden.
Oh, yeah, his reaction was incredible.
His reaction, like he didn't even care.
The cameras are there, jumped up, gave me the biggest fucking bear hug.
I didn't know he was that strong.
Yeah, for those of you guys, maybe you're newer listeners, Alex got locked up when we were on tour in Sweden and we didn't tell Akash that he got out.
Yeah.
And then there's an earlier episode where he just bursts in the room and Akash sees him for the first time, thinking he was in jail the whole time.
And Akash just goes crazy and it was just pure love.
It was beautiful.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I love you, brother, but you know, we'll see each other.
So it's all good.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, it's cool to see all the venues he's selling out and everything that he's doing.
I remember even like when I very first came to New York riding in an Uber with him and he was talking about this exact thing.
You know, he's like, yeah, man, like the pod's cooking, but like, I want to be that guy.
And then now he's doing all the stuff that he said.
And yeah, it's just really exciting.
Like, as a comic, I think we can understand it's like, yeah, dude, you have an opportunity.
I mean, he's going to be an MSG.
Like soon, go get it.
You know what I mean?
Go get it.
It's cool to see.
I remember the very first clip of this pod I ever saw before I was even on it was Premium Pete.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember that clip?
It's back in the engine room and he's trying to describe the length of his penis and he holds up a remote.
Yeah, he has.
Somebody goes, You ever seen a TV remote?
Flying Indian Airlines for the Pod00:08:44
And then Akash goes, You take the batteries out of that.
Bro, I'll never forget.
And the internet will never let me forget.
The moment of Akash just walking me down a logic thread about effort.
Oh, effort, oh, yeah.
And he just knows that I'm about to just eat my fucking own ass.
And then, yeah, it's just like the effort.
And then he gets up and does this like Indian dance in front of me.
He made me root for the Cowboys, you know?
Yeah.
Because now that he's not a Cowboys fan, it makes me happy to see the Cowboys win.
You know what I mean?
That's all it is.
Yeah, man.
Just a lot of fucking memories.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But listen, go out and support Alkosh, man.
Go send him some messages.
Show him some love, dude.
Yeah.
He's a man.
He's getting after it and he's going to continue to crush it.
Yeah.
Go get a ticket to the show if there's tickets left.
Yep.
Yeah.
And yeah, I guess now for Indian representation on the podcast, it's got to be Alex.
Yeah, Alex can take it.
Okay.
Don't do that.
Please do the rest of the pod.
Please do it.
You flying back tonight?
Yeah.
What airline?
Let's start the episode.
All right, guys, we're going to start the show, man.
No, but for real, what are you flying now?
I'm Delta.
Oh, Delta.
Okay.
Fuck you.
You never flew Spirit?
No.
Not once?
What time?
Spirit was nice.
Yeah.
I thought that was a propaganda campaign.
No.
I never saw a fight on Spirit.
Oh, not about the fights.
The standard is low.
That was a low bar.
Like, no one ever got stabbed on my flight.
It was a good airline.
What was wrong with Spirit?
The seats were super uncomfortable.
Yeah, they didn't move bad.
And then it's like, you think you're getting a deal when you buy the ticket, but then if you have a bag, then you have to pay for that.
You have to pay for your book bag.
You got to pay for everything.
Fucking probably, they probably make you pay for water.
Yeah.
It's like, it sucks.
But I'm not going to accept Spirit slander for the record.
Yeah.
Why not?
Because it is what it is.
The Spirit Airlines served a purpose.
It was good for, you know, me going to Florida for 50 bucks.
And it was what it was.
You took Spirit?
Hell yeah.
Hold on.
What is this video?
Miles, what is this?
It's just a Spirit Airlines compilation video that I saw on the internet.
The greatest answer is Spirit Airlines.
Now, I just want to point out before we watch this video, Miles sourced this on his own.
That's actually not true.
I can show a text.
Mark sent this to me.
No, that's not true.
I love that.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not I mean, come on, man.
This might not even be spirit.
That might be United.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, that might be United.
All right, she held it down.
If you see that full situation, she held it down.
What is she drinking?
Okay, thank you.
You can't bring the alcohol on, so you gotta just.
She was a drinker before she went on.
No, I was never leaving the lounge, and you should just.
I can't take it with me.
Just threw it back real quick.
Yeah.
It was the bottle, not a glass.
It wasn't a single drink.
Anyway, RIP spirit, man.
I can't believe no one bought it.
I'm shocked.
Well, there's a guy trying to buy it.
Who?
Have you seen this?
This is a dude that was like, if we can raise enough money, we will buy it as people.
And he started an Instagram account trying to buy it, like crowdsourced.
And so, man.
I'm with that.
Right?
So he was like, if we can get a million people to all chip in, like 100 bucks or some shit.
I forget the math.
I don't remember my math, honestly.
This feels like a Ponzi skate.
I don't think that this is a real thing.
Not because the big airlines want Spirit out of there because they're fucking up the bag for him.
Because whenever Spirit has a bag.
Literally fucking up the bag.
They're throwing it off the dump.
Whenever Spirit has a destination, now all the other airlines have to lower their price for the economy.
So we should all be rooting for Spirit.
We should be.
That's what I'm saying.
We should be.
They've been trying to fuck them over.
Like, whenever Spirit has a couple seats left on a flight, they'll drop their price so then Spirit doesn't sell out because Spirit has to pretty much sell like every single flight because they're charging so little.
Yeah.
Got it.
Yeah, this was on some corporate.
And you can make Spirit work.
Let the record show.
If you show up and you're like, I'm not checking a bag, I'm not getting an upgrade, I'm not buying drinks.
You can, the ticket price is the price, yeah.
They just upcharge you on a bunch of stuff, and that's how they get you.
And that's just really dressed like a spirit fly right now.
I'm cozy.
This is like their uniform.
You got it from the thrift shop, yeah.
But no, man, I'm a finished spirit.
I'm not gonna accept the slander.
I think they're gonna come back.
This little thing right here, yeah.
Is that like a style?
No, no, no, no, it's not style.
I never know it, Mark.
Oh, see, now I take back my compliment because I thought it was intentional.
I was like, oh, that looks.
Fire, and now I know that you just have some fucking compliment before the fire.
You were glazing.
I take it back.
I take it back.
Stop glazing.
No, this had a giant tag on it.
And then I was like, ah, let me rip this shit off.
And my wife was like, let me just cut it for you.
And I was like, nah, cut it.
And then I just tore a hole in the fucking and then ripped the whole thing.
And then she cut it.
So I lost twice.
And I look like a dumbass.
But I'm cozy at the very least.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
This is my airport flight.
That is, that's my fit.
In the upgrade, can we see his?
Uh, yeah, I know you wanted to keep those out of here.
No, you can show them, yeah.
Grandpa's shoes, these are my grandpa's slides.
I'm an onk right now, but you're like leaning in.
What do you mean, leaning in?
I am myself.
I have two children now.
I can't have a couple with a back on a plane.
I'm not wearing Converse low tops on a plane.
See, but this is like you should be at dad's shoe stage with some support, yeah.
That's where I'm at.
No, you skipped it.
This is old man's stage, yeah.
You're like, I can't even bend down, so I gotta just slip them off.
Yeah, you're not that.
You need monarchs.
You got to go to monarchs next.
I don't wear a shoe to the airport that I can't slide in and out of.
And we don't even got to take our shoes off anymore.
Come on.
Son, I'll be honest.
On the flight here, my feet got a little cold.
Really?
I almost put the backs on.
I almost put the backs on.
Just in case a fight broke out.
Son, the shit I took on the flight today, man.
Son, how?
Oh, my God.
It was glorious.
And it was one of these poops where.
Miles, it was one of these poops where the lineup after me.
It was, it extended, it was, there was a first class cabin and coach.
Meaning there were people in coach waiting to access the bathroom, but they had like two or three people ahead of them.
I wonder, I saw that.
It was glorious.
I thought there was an emergency.
There was just people just standing around.
No, there was.
And it was big, and I looked right in the flight attendant's eyes when I walked out.
She knew what time it was, and she was going to have to sit there and deal with that smell.
And I sat, I was in the first row of the plane.
I could smell from my seat.
So you know that they were basking there.
I felt bad.
I felt bad, but it was a beautiful dump that I took.
The pilots could smell it?
Yeah, 100%.
He didn't even look me in the eyes on the way out.
Oh, really?
He knew.
Yeah, I said thank you.
I said thank you for the flight.
And he didn't even look me in the eyes.
Damn.
You turned a flight to Indian Airlines.
Come on, not today.
Not today.
Come on.
Not today.
I thought you said it.
Alex.
Oh, shit.
Not today.
Of all days.
You know, come on.
Come on, bro.
Come on, dude.
Have you ever had him knock on you while you were in the bathroom?
An Indian guy?
No, no, no.
Just a flight attendant knock on the door and be like, hello?
Honestly, yeah, I have.
That's how it'll end.
And it's like, you know, it's occupied.
Why would you not?
I camping in the bathroom.
No, this time was a bit.
This is a bad one.
Wait, why?
What happened?
You were sick?
I had a tummy ache.
And you were throwing up?
No, I was letting it rip.
Poopoo?
Yeah.
Oh.
But I was just going through it.
What else?
I don't know.
What else could it be?
Farts?
Maybe you just wanted to go in there.
I do excuse myself to fart sometimes.
No, I was going through it.
I had a little IBS situation and I was just ripping it up.
What is IBS?
Letting It Rip: The IBS Story00:02:42
Grow up.
What you have your whole life.
Yeah, but I just caught bowel movements.
I don't have a fucking disease made out of it.
So people do have that.
What is the disease?
Irritable bowels.
How many times do you eat a day?
You have the other IBS.
How many times do you eat a day?
Well, you're the bad example.
How many times do you eat a day?
Two times.
Does anybody here normal?
Do we have a normal person?
You're eating an exorbitant amount.
I eat three meals a day.
I make three shits in between.
No, you do three meals plus like two snacks in between.
I eat too much.
And now that we have an anonymous friend that's on Reddit 2 Tide, a completely anonymous friend that's on Reddit 2 Tide, it has made me realize how much I eat.
Because our anonymous friend doesn't eat anything at all.
He like picks at his food.
Spirit Airlines of food.
You know what I mean?
He just lowers the bar.
You know what I mean?
Now you're like, damn, that's how much you can eat?
No, it's bad, dude.
It's bad.
Our anonymous friend has probably eaten 1,000 calories over the last three days.
So if you let our anonymous friend get skittier than you, it's the only thing I thought about for 24 hours.
We talked about this.
I thought about it for 24 hours.
It's going to motivate me to eat less.
What was your goldfish example?
Oh, yeah.
The goldfish only grows to the size of the tank, and he is the tank.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, when you're the Fattest friend, you keep everybody under you because we all feel good.
Exactly.
At least I'm not that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the background.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, you know, you look, you all look skinny near a big background.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But it's crazy.
Like, I've noticed him lose weight within the week.
Yeah.
Really?
He would use to wear like these cardigans and I would see that button working overtime.
Like, you would see the strings holding like this.
The song is like Spider Man on a subway.
There's no Spider Man, bro.
There's no Spider Man, bro.
But dude, the cargans are loose now, bro.
Damn.
That button is like, huh?
Damn.
Here's all of our dates in less than 60 seconds.
This week, Los Angeles, the Greek Theater for Netflix is a joke fest.
I'll be there with Jelly Roll, a bunch of other great comedians.
May 15th through 17th, we're in Salt Lake City.
Guess what?
We just added two more shows.
Sunday.
So, you can go grab those tickets.
Then we got Virginia Beach, June 5th and 6th.
You can see us there.
And then Halifax, Nova Scotia, August 8th.
Theandrewschultz.com for tickets.
I'm also coming on the road.
Great news.
At the end of the year, I'm going to be popping into a bunch of beautiful cities.
I'll be going to Plano, Texas in October.
I'll be going to Chandler, Arizona, Pasadena, California, San Diego, California, Detroit, Michigan, and many other dates will be added.
Check it out.
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Three Times a Week Bathroom Breaks00:15:10
Thank you so much.
I'll see you guys at the show.
Alex.
And guys, you know how much I love tennis.
I'm throwing three tennis events this summer.
The first one is May 16th.
Just head over to All Love Racquet Club on Instagram.
You can get your ticket link there.
It's going to be drills, music, free giveaways, food.
It's a really fun time.
See you guys there.
But what happens when the world sees one of your friends all of a sudden get really skinny?
Then they think, I'm the tank.
I can't have that happen.
I really got to know.
I got to be on my music.
I'm going to start dining.
I'm eating.
I'm drinking.
A perfect hydration water.
Yep.
Uh huh.
Did the pie, does this sponsor WTF Media Studio?
It must.
Okay.
Shout out Perfect Hydration.
I love them.
This is my favorite, man.
This is the best water you can ever think about that water.
Honestly, my favorite thing about it.
They're going to clip this social media.
My favorite thing is the color of it.
Yeah.
The color of the can, the way you can grab it nice.
Yeah, the grip.
The grip.
The double grip.
Yeah.
And it helps your pH, you know?
It does.
You know?
That could be good for you.
You got acidic Domena.
Do you have pH?
Domena has pH?
You got acidic Bedusi over there, you know?
You think I have a Bedusi?
Yeah, the amount of times you shit, it's a little acidic around the rim.
Nobody would want to go near this thing.
I'm going to be honest with you, dude.
It is just.
I get out the shower, wash myself down, take the water off, dry myself.
Dude on a towel.
Bro, no.
But I got a good question.
I got a follow up question.
I wash myself.
Because y'all just used the soap.
Y'all don't use wash.
I use my hand.
That's not how I do it.
I go like that with my hand.
In the front?
You don't wash your balls?
No, your ass.
Yeah, we talk about your ass.
You go like that.
You wash your ass in the front?
Oh, I don't wash that.
I don't wash that.
You can't wash your ass from the front.
You guys are fucking nuts for that one, man.
Okay, so you destroy the towel.
I didn't destroy the towel.
It's destroyed.
The towel is destroyed.
And what do you do with it?
Do you tell your wife and you say, hey, by the way, there's a surprise?
I hang it back up, Mark.
I hang it back up.
No, you don't.
Because the dude will got to be clean.
It has soap on it.
That's true.
It can't be turning doo doo.
It's stupid.
It's so easy.
The doo doo's been cleaned.
Brian, like, how is it doo doo anymore if it had soap on it?
What's the point of soap?
Hey, Alex, what is the point of soap?
Yeah.
No, I see your point.
If that happened to me, I would get it right back in the shower.
Right back in.
But what would that do?
You got to go harder.
I've been doing this for 42 years now.
You got to go harder, bro.
You have to go harder.
How deep are you penetrating when you clean it?
There's got to be something in there.
Maybe like a millimeter or something like that.
You got to clean.
You got a millimeter in there.
You got to clean.
No, you got a millimeter in there.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
I'll go a little.
That's what you would do.
That's what anybody would do.
If there was a hole, you would clean a little bit of it.
Yeah, I mean, if you're working at a golf course and you got to clean the holes, you don't clean around it, right?
You fucking get up in there.
I have a washcloth.
So at least there's a barrier.
What do you do with that washcloth?
You're a walled dog.
What do you do with that washcloth?
Yeah, that's a good point.
It's a new one every time.
You throw out a washcloth every single time.
No, no, no.
It's been washed.
Oh, so you wash it?
Yeah.
And then, so what happens when the soap hits it?
I see what he's doing right here.
What happens when the soap hits the doodoo on the washboard?
When it goes to the wash and the soap takes the doodoo off the towel.
Sorry, my fucking.
Say it.
The soap cleans the doodoo, so now it's clean.
Yes.
Thank you.
But your ass has the doodoo on it.
So the soap needs to be clean.
It doesn't have it on it because it's on the towel that his wife is going to wash her face with later.
I'm telling you, you don't have shit streaks right now, bro.
No.
God, plan.
That's not it.
If it went through fucking, bro.
If it went through genes, bro.
Yeah, that's tough.
That's a tough look.
I would agree, I had IBS if it went through genes.
You have IBS.
Three times a day is not normal.
If you ask any scientist, three times a day is normal.
Any scientist?
Look up science.
I'll look up science.
This is why the scientists keep dying.
He's also got the other IBS.
This is why.
They're trying to cover it up.
Okay.
Three times a day is not normal.
All right, all right.
So I'm the only one with a weird practice?
No, there's millions of people.
You can't even say shit.
I'm not souring.
That's very true.
That's very true.
I do shower.
I shower a lot, actually.
No, you average three times a week.
Exactly.
So, who's cleaner?
Technically, shit ass Schultz.
No, no, no, no.
Shit ass Schultz right here is a huge man.
He showers every day 20%.
I shower three times a week 100%.
Do the math.
Actually, don't.
I didn't think about it in my head.
I might have lost.
You did lose.
You shower less, you're dirtier.
I'm cleaner, and I'm pH balanced with perfect hydration.
I don't even know the name of the water, bro.
It's got so many different things on it.
What's the name?
Perfect hydration.
Oh.
PH water.
Well, I thought the pH was for pH.
What does pH stand for?
I thought it's just.
I thought that was the name of it.
You're going to hate to hear how many the average poop is.
How many?
Anywhere between three times a day to three times a week.
Let me tell you guys something.
The average is too big.
Yeah, that's a big average.
But let's just start.
You said three times a day, right?
So that means 21 times a week or three times a week?
Shit.
And you're at the top end.
I'm the best.
Okay, now Google showering.
Ask about showering.
I'm not better.
Does that not make me better?
And definitionally, put American.
I'm not a Euro shower.
Thank you.
That's a good point, right there.
That's a good point, right there.
Approximately two thirds of Americans shower daily, averaging seven to eight showers per week.
Man, why are we talking about showering?
I thought we were talking about using the bathroom.
No, we just switched the shower.
Oh, we switched my bed.
Just to get some other data.
I don't know if that trusts you.
Yeah, look at that.
Fair enough.
Look at that.
Google not America.
Google Europe.
You're not even close to the average.
Bro, our anonymous friend, your anonymous friend on day two of Reddit Tutai, yeah, this was angry.
Oh, yeah, why?
I don't know.
It made him what is it?
I mean, guess why?
Oh, yeah, you can you can guess no food, no food.
Oh, now he's like happy, but that first day he was mean and angry and just like chopping us down, yeah, chopping us down.
He had no tolerance for anything.
This is so.
I sparked up a conversation at the diner with this lesbian table, lovely lesbian table.
We were talking about the different food.
He mocked me for it.
Wow.
That's a hate crime, technically.
I agree.
I wish he was in this room.
I wish he was in this room right now so we could talk to him about the hate crime he committed at the diner.
Our friend is on Reddit too, John.
I wish it.
I wish it.
I'm getting texts that maybe some of this will be edited.
So, we're going to find out what makes it in.
This is our anonymous friend.
This is our anonymous friend who's not in the room who's texting me.
Definitely not in the room and snapping at me.
Yeah, exactly.
Who knows who it could be?
It could be you.
I was just going to say the annoying part of this is your mom's trying to act like it's not him.
I know, right?
He's trying to code on you.
What's very annoying is we're all going to lose weight.
Do they have Ritten too tight for racism?
Did they get that?
Could they lower that?
Unclear if that's possible.
We are all going to lose weight and it's going to look like I'm the one.
Who's on Reddit?
Yo, these guys were so horny, by the way, at the bar the other night.
Oh my God.
Why would all those gay dudes they were climbing with?
Oh, we got to talk about that.
Oh, we're going to talk about that.
After they spent the day climbing with the gays, after the show, we were at just some bar and Miles was a horny dog.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And Miles has courage.
Oh, yeah.
Miles will go up and talk to girls like it's nothing.
Oh, I know that.
I was very impressed.
Yeah.
I've never had an ounce of fear of that.
I don't understand the fear.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't understand that?
What do you mean you don't understand?
You can understand that.
Shoot his suit, right, boy?
Yeah.
What about the Fear of public humiliation.
Nah.
It's not humiliating.
I just don't even see how there's humiliation in it.
I agree with you, like, at least trying to.
He didn't have to pretend to be a magician to talk to girls.
No, no, Mark.
I didn't pretend.
I'm a magician.
I was doing magic to get pussy.
You.
Yeah.
No, this is obvious.
No, you used to wear top hats.
Make your virginity disappear.
How about that?
Wearing top hats and shit.
You are top hats.
You are top hats.
No, we're not putting this on me.
We're not putting this on me.
This guy's insane.
Damn, you are top hats.
I remember, bro.
I would never wear a top hat.
I did do magic, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Stickers of you or some shit?
I did do that also.
I gave out stickers.
The stickers were fire.
Give them something else sticky, man.
Yeah.
You know that their frat brothers came to one of the shows in Tampa?
Okay.
And these guys, by the way, don't give any details about the fraternity.
They like keep the secrets.
What fraternity, bro?
Exactly.
Oh, but this guy was loose lip?
They were spilling.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
And they would get real quiet when he would spill some foul shit you're not supposed to share.
I almost feel like we should talk about it.
Like what?
Talk about the sacrifice of the black women that you did, Miles.
What?
Jesus Christ.
What the?
What?
Hey, that's actually very untrue and he's completely fabricating something.
What?
Yeah, Miles.
That shit fucked me up.
Yeah.
That shit was fucking horrible, bitch.
Miles is so wild.
I have no anxiety about approaching women.
Yeah.
Maybe a little more anxiety would have been nice in those situations.
It's annoying because what he's going to do is take us too far so that we're willing to disclose anything wrong.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
It's called the door in the face technique.
And where'd you learn that?
The Game.
A flirting book about how to talk to women.
A book about how to approach women.
No, no, no.
Chinaldi.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Persuasion.
Persuasion.
The Art of Persuasion.
That is a good book, actually.
Yeah, this is in a communications class.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And what is it?
What is the technique?
Put a door in their face.
Slam the door right in their face.
It's the Spirit Airlines technique.
Another thing.
Can we just fly Spirit for one last time?
Just fucking.
What are they doing with those planes?
Done.
Wait a minute, they completely shut down.
There's not one flight going on.
People showed up to their flight.
Stop playing.
Stop playing.
That is the most ghetto alert.
You're acting like Miles, bro.
Stop playing.
No, it's ghetto of the airlines to do that, not the people.
Okay, yeah.
Phew.
Why would anybody even think you meant that?
Bro, how.
Yo, West Coast flagrant is kind of.
Just kidding.
Anonymous friends.
He's already writing down time codes.
Our nono friend who's on the room can somehow see my timer and is writing down time.
Why I stopped doing that to you, our nono friend?
We stopped sharing information with one another.
He's taking control of his health.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Can you take control of your health?
I'm very healthy.
My biological health is going bad.
That's kind of annoying this weekend.
I was not.
I was giving.
I was giving some random person advice.
You fucking retard.
Yo, he did it, bro.
Listen, and we're back.
And we're back.
Come on, dude.
I was giving advice.
I was giving my nutritional advice because someone was asking me, like, hey, do you have any tips on how to get shredded?
I saw you on a hike.
You look diesel.
And I just, you know, I gave my thoughts.
And Miles gets to say it.
BioAge is mad old.
Why would anybody take advice now?
No, he was asking you for advice.
I was in a tough spot when I did the BioAge.
Okay, I was going through a lot, but now I'm getting it back.
I'm dialed in.
Why did y'all AI have on yourself?
No.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's not the story.
That's not the story.
Okay, so there's an original pick that goes out to the group chat.
It's just them in the forest or whatever these guys did.
Okay, we played paddle like fucking straight guys.
Yeah, how is that better?
These guys were shirtless in the forest Joey Avery, Miles, and Marky Gag.
It was a great time.
Okay, so then all of a sudden, someone sends an AI doctored image of them to the group chat.
Okay, I thought it was friend.
Okay, yeah, what I saw now, hold on one second, hold on one second.
Now, I only saw The AI doctored image, okay, is guys kissing in the background.
Everything I didn't even think about, none of that.
I immediately messaged our friend.
I was like, Yo, Mark really got ads?
Let's go, let's go.
All of a sudden, I looked because I knew there was an AI part of it.
I was like, Yo, what's up with Mark?
Did he get it back?
Mark lost it.
We were not losing that.
Yo, you know what?
Y'all are haters, bro.
Y'all are haters.
Fuck, I got a stabbing.
There was a tattoo on his, like, below his.
On my tongue, now you look a little too hard.
That's how hard I looked.
I was like, nah, he didn't get a tattoo.
He would have told us he got that tattoo.
Like, that's how I started to think it might be AI.
Zoom in on that slutty tattoo.
That shit is fire.
Should I get that?
Yo, but you had a body like that back in the day, Mark.
So, I was like, back in the day, that was not that hard.
That was when he was on a test.
No, no, no.
You said it.
You got to get on the ready, sir.
You said what test?
You were doing the thing that it's like, oh, organic or some.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You were Cheating the whole time, yes.
No, I took a natural testosterone booster for six months.
That's the same as steroids, yes.
That's the same as Mars Men.
It's a sponsor of the pod.
No, I mean, obviously, shout out to sponsor, but what are you gonna say about that?
What you gonna do now?
What we're gonna do now is listen, if you take Mars Men, I have the confidence to share that, yes.
Okay, it's a natural booster.
How you cheat, it's still the AI.
No, AI just put the tattoo on.
That's all.
I mean, zoom in on that.
I can't believe you would cheat.
Nah, but you know what was crazy?
I was like, I was like, oh shit, he got it back.
And then I saw Miles.
And you're like, nah, I like that.
Oh, it's not the sunglasses just on my chest, motherfucker?
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Not even.
Not even.
I was like, nah.
Oh, I just noticed that.
I just didn't see that.
Yeah, y'all were looking at Mark's body before you saw the one.
I just figured they stuck it there with a guy's cum.
I thought all the guys were real, bro.
I like that the AI didn't make Miles that jack.
I like that Joey got his tongue out.
Yeah, that's not AI.
That's normal.
That's a little naughty with his tongue.
Like, it didn't really make you that strong, Miles.
Why do you think that is?
That is kind of fucked up.
Damn, Miles.
I can't really see anything.
How shitty is your body that that's what AI thought was better?
No, no.
Al, don't laugh at him, bro.
Al, don't laugh.
You being a real asshole.
West Coast Al is a different breed, bro.
Miles, don't let them do that to you, man.
You look great.
I look great.
He does look great, and he talks to girls, man.
All the time.
This shit was incredible.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Let me talk to girls.
No, He was just talking to girls.
They were feeding.
Can we talk about it or not?
It was just Miles, really, to be honest.
How was the energy?
Were we able to connect?
They were all European and they were not really having any of it.
So I do like the, you walk over, just say something, and then you go back the second time.
And if you're not getting good energy, you just got to sort of let that go.
This is Denver, right?
Yes.
I was also giving Miles pickup lines.
Did you use it?
What?
Pick a card?
That shit works.
Yo, Mark, you did magic.
Tricks for girls, bro.
That shit was fire, bro.
I don't think I knew any magic tricks.
The thing is, I didn't even do it for them.
I did it for me.
Like, I just did it because I love magic.
Man.
I swear.
That's what it is, dude.
I said, pick a card.
I said, what are your dreams?
All right, I got one.
Go.
Is it black or red?
Red.
Seven of diamonds.
Is that not impressive, ladies?
Shit, this place is about to get shot up.
You got the mentalist in the building.
Is that not a little impressive?
I wish I told you.
No fucking way.
It was the seven of diamonds.
Get the fuck out of here.
I wish I told you.
I have a gift.
Stop it.
I have a gift.
Is that not a little bit interesting that I can do that?
That I have that talent?
Anyway.
I'm not going to think around this guy.
I don't do much of it at all.
What a change.
Are you going to put this shit in your mouth and just play with it?
Your fingers are mad dirty.
You are playing with it.
I washed my hands after I used the bathroom here.
I just want to let you know.
I don't believe you.
I really don't believe you.
The only time I wash my hands in the bathroom really is when I'm in there and there's someone that just saw the show.
That's the only time I do it.
We were in Denver and it was the only bathroom.
If I was in there alone, I'd be like, Pete, dip.
This time I'm in there, there's a guy like, yo, dude, fire show.
How long are you in town for?
I was like, fuck, I have to wash my hands now.
This is the worst.
Do you go, oh, God, I don't even want to share this thing with y'all?
Don't.
Yeah, don't.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
So, my wife clocks me washing my hands.
Like, I got to wash my hands.
And I don't lie to my wife.
So, sometimes I don't want to use soap because it's more of an ordeal.
Okay.
You got to put the soap in, and then you really got to wash it off.
And then sometimes there's suds, and it's a whole thing.
So, the same thing in the shower.
Yeah.
So, what I do is I'll turn on the water, and then I'll just put my hand on the soap dispenser.
So, technically, there's at least one.
Molecule of soap on my hands.
Yeah.
And then I wash my hands like that.
This is more work to not wash your hands.
Yeah.
It's probably, as I say, it sounds pretty dumb.
Yeah.
But at least I'm not lying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is true.
That is true.
Yeah.
It's a principle.
It's a principle that counts.
Yeah.
Can we get back to Miles' opening line with these European women?
Yeah.
What were you saying to them?
And what type of European?
Well, that was a funny thing.
They were like, oh, I was, the line I go, I always just go up and I go, hey, I have a dumb question and just sort of whatever's, There, you sort of lean with, and I was like, Oh, I'm not from here.
Do you have anywhere that you'd suggest we should go?
We're like downtown Denver, there's not a lot of bars around.
They're like, Oh, we're not also from here.
Let's go, where are you guys from?
And they were like, Europe.
I was like, Oh, damn, where in Europe?
They just gave you the whole continent, yeah, a landmass.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
So I was like, Oh, where in Europe?
And the Italian girl goes, Italy, and the other girl sort of is really hesitant.
And I was like, You don't have to.
And she goes, You have it, you probably haven't, Austria.
And I was like, yeah, I know Austria.
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Like, I'm not retarded.
So, they really think we don't know all the countries, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that was not what Schultz's opening line was.
He said that he should go, that Miles should go talk to him.
And he was trying to like pep him up.
What was it?
What did I say?
You say, yo, go up to that girl and tell you you want to spit in her butt.
I didn't say that.
I did not say that.
And Miles was like, I don't know if that's going to play.
Oh, fuck, Miles.
That's what the conversation was.
I'd be fire whoever thought of that.
I didn't say that one.
That's not me.
I got kids.
You know who didn't talk to anyone?
One of our friends.
Holy shit.
Yep.
Nah.
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Get him off the shot.
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What else going on, boys?
Yeah, there's a little fish head in the news.
Yo, did you hear about that fish head?
I heard it was fake.
Of course, it was fake.
Oh, yeah, you weren't on Patreon.
We were talking about it.
And by the way, before it ever got revealed that it was fake, I knew it was fake.
Yeah.
And I said so on Patreon.
He was riding for the Albanians.
He was riding for the Albanians.
Come on, yo.
Come on, Albanians.
You know what time it is.
I knew there would never be an Albanian girl who would talk like that.
Never.
Now, the funny thing is, he made it up like, so the guy who's making the accusations, now that we know it came from him, that's how he feels about his wife.
Like, that's the hilarious thing.
Fisher, small titties.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, He really concocted a whole story to just insult the woman that he decided to spend the rest of his life with.
Yeah.
Damn.
Asian Fishhead is amazing.
I don't think it's all fake.
Maybe not all fake.
Maybe there's something there.
That's the thing.
The only, like, there's been some more stuff that's come out, but the people just saw his face and they're like, oh, yeah, this is bullshit.
Yeah.
And everyone's just accepted that it's fake based off of just seeing the two of them.
That's the worst.
Yeah.
You have to put it up.
That is the worst when people just see, like, ah, nah, he has no chance at her.
He looks like Gumby.
Yeah.
I've been trying to figure out who it is.
It's Bambi.
And Joey said it looks like a French cartoon.
But nah, I think there's a little truth to it.
You don't just make that accusation with nothing.
Like he had a little bit, and he probably tried to exaggerate the situation, but you don't just pull that out of nothing.
But it's a big swing.
But he's a smart guy.
He's working at JP Morgan.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And he had the best boss ever, and he fucked it up somehow.
Right?
That's the other thing.
It's like kind of great boss.
Because now he's doubling down.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
He's saying now he's like, she's forcing him into threesomes and shit like that.
The double down is hilarious because it's just more awesome shit.
Some people don't get health care, yo.
Some people at their job don't even get health care.
You're getting.
Pussy and threesomes and Albanian with cannons.
Nah, what if it was a threesome with a dude?
Still.
If she's like a sex beast like that, still.
Still.
You seen her, bro?
She's a beast.
No, she's not.
She's not threesome with a dude.
Don't do that.
She is not threesome with a dude.
Threesome with a dude is you go uglier.
Because then you share the ugly.
You don't want to.
No.
Yeah.
If a girl's fine, you want that to yourself.
If a girl's ugly, you got to share the ugly.
He is doing something.
You don't want to take it.
Al.
Like, it's kind of, but no.
Do the math.
No.
Al, do the math with me.
You want to take on the ugly just for you?
You only?
Or would you want to take on the ugly?
I don't want nobody knowing I had this ugly.
Hey, that's a good point.
But there's also mutually assured destruction.
But what if it's a super duper baddie and it's like, she's like the only way.
Like, um, yeah.
Tennis movie.
Yes.
No.
Tennis movie.
That's what it is.
No, no, no.
It's like, y'all both want me so bad.
The only way you can have me is if y'all.
Do some gay stuff.
But that's different.
This could just be a regular old threesome.
Yeah, why would you assume it's gay?
Look at him.
Nah, you're being insulting right now.
You're being insulting.
He does look like he has a list a little bit more.
Mark said claviculars is completely vindicated.
Claviculars' whole worldview is a little bit justified now.
Why?
Because everyone was like, oh man, this girl's crazy.
I can't believe she did this.
Everyone believed the story.
And then they saw him and they were like, oh no, we just go with the hotter person.
Whoever the hotter person is, we just believe their story.
100%.
And so we see the hotter woman, we're like, yeah, she did this.
We don't believe this.
Fine ass Albanian woman who's incredibly successful and very important to JP Morgan would have to have a sex slave as ugly as this guy.
That's the logic.
I get it.
That's the logic.
But is it like, are people saying she's super fine just because she works in finance and we don't expect super fine?
Because she forced him and sat on his face.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because the way people talk about it, she's not like super fine.
No, but the lore.
Beautiful.
Yeah, but not like super fine.
The way people are talking about it is like, she's way out of his league.
They're like.
Nah, what she was doing was so freaky though.
She loved it.
You know what I mean?
Allegedly, she didn't do this, obviously.
No, allegedly, bro.
But the allegations were horny.
The allegations were horny, man.
There were some horny allegations.
Smothered him, sat on his face.
Yo, I believe the dude, man.
Has a girl ever sat on your face?
Yeah, but I asked for it.
And.
And both.
Yeah.
Can you.
Can you try to get a WWE move?
Rafiki.
Rafiki.
No, but like, what?
And what?
How long did that go on for?
You never gave it oral?
Yeah, yeah.
But she's sitting on your face.
It's not like sitting.
Like she's still a little arched.
You need some room to do your thing.
Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of it differently.
You're thinking like full weight.
Yeah, I'm thinking full weight is on your face.
No.
No.
When people say that, they don't mean it.
That's what I thought.
Hold on.
I thought on her knees.
I thought she's on her knees.
I thought she's sitting on her knees and just sitting on your whole fucking head.
That's not how it's done?
That's how I imagined it would be done.
You sound like a magician right now.
That's how I thought it was done.
How are you guys doing?
How dare you call it sit on the face?
If she feels like a dog, say again.
What do you think doggy is if you're taking everything literal?
Yeah, like how dogs do it.
You got a house that punch over.
Yeah, you guys don't have a little red rock over.
Yeah, where you grab her leg, she fuck you, dude.
That's doggy, obviously.
No, but doggy's close.
Doggy's close.
So he's sitting on your face is close.
No, no, let me tell you something.
This is not sitting.
This is sitting.
You can't call something sitting when the weight, the pressure is not on the object.
The object in this situation is your face.
It is a little bit.
It's a little bit.
Yeah.
I don't think there was.
Not at all.
I don't think there was for you.
I think you're crying about it and I think you're making it up.
I think you're making it up.
I don't think a girl ever sat on your face.
Hey.
Yeah, I'll never lie.
Would you tell me the race of this woman?
Nope.
Can you tell me what airline she flew on?
Could be Emmerich's son.
Ryan.
Oh, hell yeah.
She does have a good face for sitting, though.
He's got a great look.
He's also not ugly.
I don't know why everybody thinks that guy's ugly.
Sonny, got your nose.
Sonny, he's not ugly.
He's not ugly.
Yeah, exactly.
Bro, Phil's trying to pull this.
We're in the green room in Denver.
And after the show, there's a bare knuckle fighter in there.
And he legit does bare knuckle fights.
That's his profession.
He's a beast, a professional athlete.
They know all knockouts, like just a legit freak of nature athlete.
And he's like.
Spirit Airlines?
Spiritual.
I don't know if he's full of spirit, but he's spiritual for sure.
And he was like, yeah, you know, I had a fight like 10 days ago.
Damn, you look good after 10 days.
He was like, Yeah, you know, he cracked me in the nose.
I basically broke my shit.
But, you know, I feel good.
And Shultz goes, Yeah, man, I had that same thing.
I did?
And we were like, What?
He's like, Yeah, the paddle thing.
Like, it fucked my nose up.
Oh, I didn't tell you that I fell on a paddle?
Yeah, he did.
I did tell you, right?
And he was trying to.
My shit is still black and blue.
This guy recovered in fucking 10 days.
I just fell on a paddle.
My nose is like, Yeah, I've been there, bro.
I've been there.
I got a nose injury.
He asked me, He's like, Do I have to address this on stage?
I was like, no.
So my nose was yelling, I look like a fish head, bro.
You look like someone sat on my shit, bro.
We got out of the plane coming here, and Miles goes, I'm hungry.
I think I'm going to go to Fishhead Express and get something.
That was good, Miles.
Wait, but was that not a relatable moment?
Two athletes in their prime talking about the injuries they've endured and the sport that they love?
Yeah, I guess in a way, but.
He was a nice guy too.
He's like, oh, yeah, man, we all go through it.
I just love the picture he sent to the group chat.
It's like, he's like, yo, shit, I think I broke my nose.
Your nose was the same size, it was just a little red.
Really?
Yes, bro.
So it's not going to go down?
I thought the swelling would go down eventually.
Sit on it, bro.
Yeah, put it to work.
You put a little work on it, dude.
A little pH.
Go a long way for your nose, dude.
Oh, jeez.
I just broke my nose again.
I just hit my nose again.
I just destroyed W.
That shit is a lethal weapon right there.
You gotta get that insurance.
Son, at the show in Denver, there's a sign language interpreter.
Oh, this is awesome.
So, like legally, if there are people there that are, I always mix it up.
Retarded?
No, no, no, not that.
Not that.
It's not that.
No, I'm teasing.
I'm teasing.
If they're deaf, blind.
No, you are retarded.
I knew if I threw the ball up even slightly, you would dunk it all.
I knew that.
How would they do that?
I would do that.
There were three people there that were deaf.
One of them actually was blind.
Yeah, there's a fun wrinkle in that, I suppose.
Yeah, chosen.
Who would tell you wrong?
But they were fantastic.
And then there were two, I think state law means that you have to have an interpreter there that can make sure that they can understand the show.
And there were actually two interpreters there, but I didn't know that there were two.
So the people that were deaf were sitting in the second row.
Who pays for that?
I imagine there's like an organization that I think that one of the sign language interpreters, Amber, runs, and maybe people donate to it, but it was sick.
Not us.
And so, like, this Amber interpreter, she's up there and like, She's like giving all the interpretations, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
And then all of a sudden, there was another girl that was in the front row that I thought she was doing the interpreting to.
And then all of a sudden, they switched.
And I was like, who is deaf here?
Like, I had no fucking clue who is deaf.
And apparently, it was both of them doing like shifts.
Oh, okay.
That's how it went.
They get tired fucking doing all the signs and shit.
So, what do you think the sign language way of saying Jew is?
No.
Just what would you guess?
Basically, said it.
Really?
It's like that?
No.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
You're fucked up.
This guy is the racist dude on the pod.
You're more racist than Miles, bro.
Miles only races to one race.
What you mean?
You said I just said it.
No, that was messed up.
That's crazy.
That was uncalled for.
Yeah.
Especially what they're going through.
Yeah.
All right.
So, how do you do it?
You go.
No, it's this, Alex.
Like you have a beard.
Oh, couldn't you get confused with like Muslims?
I'm going to tell you.
Hold on.
Yeah.
This is funny.
Yeah.
Do you know what Mexican is?
We went through all this on stage at the show.
Mexican is this.
Oh, okay.
I like that.
That's fire.
That's good.
Do you know what Asian is?
I'm not making this up.
I hope you have a close up of Al trying to make a fish face.
I haven't done that since I was a child.
I was like, how do you still do this thing?
No, it's not that.
I can't even tell you what it is.
What is it?
I feel uncomfortable.
What?
Muslims are cute.
What is it?
Oh, like praying.
Praying.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, apparently the venue pays for the.
Our anonymous friend that knows about financials.
Yeah.
Did you know that?
That's what I did.
You're wasting your time.
Food, did you know that's what you're wasting your time?
Nah, come on, because you got oh, that's kind of funny.
Do the sign, then we'll get to it all out.
Yeah, go okay.
Oh, Miles is off camp, but he's doing no, no, you got a cam.
Oh, okay, I'm on a cam.
What is this?
What do you think this one is similar to this?
Hmm, Christian.
No.
Pointy chin.
Think of this as being a letter.
Oh.
I don't know.
What is it?
Israel is the beard behind the nose.
Oh, it's the beard behind the beard.
Got it.
That's interesting.
That's kind of interesting.
You got any other ones?
Yeah, I'm trying to find some fun ones for you.
Did you find out what black is?
Yeah.
I think it was this.
I think it was this.
Oh, yeah, it was that.
Yeah.
That's real.
That's it.
That's what it is.
This right here.
Why is that?
No bullshit.
Asian is.
I swear to God, I have video of it at the show.
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And I was like, that is racism.
She goes like this.
I think you're doing it.
You're being liberal with it.
I think it was probably more subtle than that.
Well, she was being very conservative about it because it looked, it felt very racist the way that she was doing it.
She goes like this and then like turns off the side of the road.
And the audience knew it before me.
I didn't say anything about it.
I feel like we're going to get in trouble for this.
They made it up.
It's American Sign Language.
You thought it was going to be progressive?
Oh, that's true.
That's black.
Yeah.
Black is that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, specifically, I think that's black in reference to a person, not the color.
But I don't know.
I don't want to ask about it.
Fitted.
Anyway.
Shout out, shout out our Fishhead brothers and sisters, man.
Yep.
That's going to stay.
Yeah.
Fishhead is here to stay.
Yeah.
Does every language have different sign?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, I think it started with American Sign Language.
Yeah.
We're the only people with deaf people for a long time.
Yeah, I would say.
They just didn't talk to them.
It is an amazing thing about Americans.
I don't think we get enough credit.
No.
They didn't talk to them.
No fucking way.
Is this true?
You don't need it in other countries.
Italy, you don't need it.
They're already basically doing that shit.
You don't even really need to.
Honestly, when I was doing the show, I felt like I didn't need it.
Like, I felt like they got it.
You know?
Like, you can kind of communicate what you need.
The blind dude was laughing the whole time.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So you can talk to him, but he was.
He was laughing, bro.
He was laughing.
And he was staring at the speaker.
He thought I was the speaker.
And he was like, yo, the interpreter's over here.
But I think ASL, American Sign Language, was the first.
French.
No way.
See?
There's no way we were the first to try to communicate with it.
1750s, French.
1750s?
Americans were early 1800s.
Right behind.
All right.
What?
What do you say to that, Schultz?
Shut your ass.
That was some N word tone on it.
That was some tone on it, right?
You heard that.
I heard that.
The tone.
You speak at his side.
Yep, yep.
I didn't know that.
What else is going on, boys?
We got the Knicks.
Yo, let's go.
What's the score?
Oh, fuck.
The game is right now.
Are we?
115 to 87 in the fourth quarter.
Oh, let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go, boys and girls.
What's the calcium odds for the Knicks taking a series?
100%.
Oh, I got a 100%.
You got something on it?
No, I just got to call my brother in law and talk shit.
Why?
What's his team?
Sixers, right?
Because he lives in Philly?
Yeah.
Yeah, nah, we're taking this shit.
That's for the whole series?
Or that's just for the game?
Wow.
83% right now.
83% chance that the Knicks close out.
Yo, this might be our year.
I know we've said this our entire life, but I'm afraid to chase it.
Boston's not in it.
Everybody was scared about Boston.
Mm hmm.
We're going to smoke Philly.
Magic are out, but Detroit.
Thank God for y'all.
I'm good.
Magic.
Well, no, Magic aren't out yet, are they?
No, they lost yesterday, yeah.
But I thought losing yesterday made it 3 3.
Nah, it was game seven.
Oh, my God.
But they blew a 20 point lead.
In game seven?
Game six.
No, game six, they blew the 20.
You can't come back from that.
Okay.
So, yeah, and then Cleveland could be tricky.
Cleveland's kind of nice.
Is it Cleveland?
I thought Detroit's the.
No, Detroit and Cleveland are playing now, right?
Oh, okay, okay.
But, yeah.
That's that's that'll be the battle right there, but I mean, if the Knicks win, brah, brah, if the Knicks win, let me tell you guys something.
Zoran's New York, son, son, Zoran's New York.
Yes, yes, give him your time.
Yes, if the Knicks win, you got to give Zoe credit, got him, got him.
You got to give him credit, make him a citizen.
I think we make him a citizen.
No, we got to let him run for president.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it makes no sense.
Oh, okay.
No, he's a citizen.
I think, yeah, yeah, he's a citizen.
Yeah, he's just not, he is.
But you got to be born here.
Why do you say think?
Gotta look at that person.
I mean, well, he does say Uganda.
Yeah, he was, yeah, he was born in Uganda.
That's really cool.
Chill out.
You might be saying some shit.
I'm not.
Yeah, all right.
Speaking Uganda's Island.
But the amount of shit talk New Yorkers are going to do is going to be insufferable for everyone else.
I just want to let you guys know.
You should start preparing yourselves right now.
If we do win, we're already the most cocky.
We haven't won anything since we're kids.
I can't wait.
It will be unbearable.
Oh my God.
So, wait, what will it take?
They beat the Sixers and then what?
Conference final?
Cleveland or Detroit?
Yeah.
Then it'll be the Eastern Conference final.
And then who makes it out of the West?
Probably OKC.
Oh, Lakers looking good, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it was awesome to watch LeBron do that, but can he keep doing that?
It's going to be the real question.
But still.
What's the series at?
Lakers Thunders tomorrow, game one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I think OKC makes it out.
Yeah.
OK.
Knicks OKC.
That's going to be rough.
No, we're not going to lose.
We're not losing OKC.
Timberwolves Spurs, Cavaliers Pistons.
Mm hmm.
Lakers Thunder.
It will be nice to see LeBron pull it off.
At least in the West.
Yo, shut up.
In the West, in the West.
Would you not want to see LeBron?
I would like it to be Knicks Lakers.
How crazy is that?
So would the National Basketball Association.
So would all of America.
Yes, that would be an amazing, amazing.
And then LeBron's final year, we just make sure it doesn't happen.
The Knicks win a championship, and then we go on a 10 year run.
Oh, we retire LeBron, bro.
He could have came to New York.
Yep.
Remember, he rode the subway.
Yeah.
He edged us.
He teased us.
He's like, I'm inside of you.
You made the wrong decision, Pops.
Damn.
Yeah.
If you guys knock LeBron out, reminds me of the Magic in 2009, the big series.
Magic won.
Beat Cleveland.
I don't know if you guys know that.
Big magic, you know the magic beat Cleveland, does not.
I hate when he does this, it's true.
It's true.
Look at that.
He likes to have a couple of takes right before the pop.
I'm trying to be a basketball fan, it's hard.
I'm trying, I'm rooting for the magic.
I'm doing my best.
Just root for what you believe in.
What do you like?
Soccer?
Yes.
All right, what's happening in soccer?
People don't know about that.
I really don't care about the world cup.
The world cup is what it's all about.
He's not even rooting for America in the world cup.
I know that's crazy.
Are you rooting for America, number one?
Hell yeah, number one.
Yes.
I don't know who else is playing the game.
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America is my strong second.
That's crazy.
Like, you got to leave.
Yeah.
I wasn't born here, bro.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah, like low key.
Yeah, like low key.
Yeah, I don't know.
Now we're starting to worry about you.
I wasn't born here.
So I just, I support the nation I was born in, which is France.
All right.
I'm French.
I'm like, I'm European.
I'm culture, dude.
Nah.
He's 7,000 over there.
So I was like, what's up over here, bro?
How do you say French in sign language?
I'm looking everything up.
I'm like, if my camera's.
It's not that.
It's not that.
No, that's not that.
That's little you go.
Oh, is that really French?
French is this.
It's an F and you turn it out.
They invented sign language.
That's the one they gave them?
No, no.
Americans gave them that one.
Yeah, we did.
But America also gave us this for America.
Belly and that's ass.
I don't know, it just sucks.
Like, nah, that's fire.
That's hot, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Uganda was cool.
You make a U on your hand and you tap it.
Oh, Uganda, everything you guys have been saying.
I'm just learning it.
I'm having way more fun.
Yeah, how you say, damn, damn.
I know that was the first one.
Guarantee, look it up.
Maybe it doesn't exist.
In sign language, yeah, someone else in this room could look it up if they want to, they're absolutely allowed to.
Reggie, shout out, Reggie, help us out.
Rich, deaf people are not very racist, so they might not even have that word, might not even exist to them.
Why?
Well, because the movie theater is always silent.
God damn, that shit was funny.
All right, Reggie, what do we got, bro?
What do we got?
There might not be one.
See what I tell you, bro?
They're not racist.
They're better than us, man.
They're not racist.
They're better than us.
God bless them, man.
Great people.
And thank you guys so much for coming to the show.
Thank you.
Now there's subtitles.
I'm saying the deaf people that came to the show.
Yeah, but what was it?
That was thank you.
I don't think that's thank you.
Is that not?
What did he just say?
What did he just say?
He said, thank you very much.
Yeah.
100%.
You can't even do it, bro.
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You know what's odd to me?
And I need you guys to make sense of this like, why the Clay Meg DeStallion thing is such a big story.
Like, yes, people are into relationships.
Maybe I didn't clock how.
Big, their relationship was.
I mean, they're one of those couples that show a lot.
So they really shared and they made it like this is a prominent thing.
And therefore, when it ends.
And they're both superstars.
And then the way she came out about it was also extremely public.
Yes.
Just like Instagram post story, like, I can't believe you did that to me.
Have me around your family.
I'm done.
And it was just very out in the open.
And accusing him of cheating.
Yeah.
And then he went out, he was on the boat the next day having a good time.
You saw that?
I did not see that, but that's bring that video up on the boat.
That's because I don't even think he addresses it.
Not really, he just posts up on the boat fishing.
He loves, he loves the boat, man.
He loves to ride the boat.
Oh, like, like old man fishing boat or like yacht?
No, like a with Tim's on.
That's too different.
It's an old man fishing boat.
Like, hold on, try to get this video up right here.
There, yeah, where the fuck is he?
I can't see you.
Look like an ice age.
Come on, fellas.
Nothing like it.
Long time.
So the rhythm might not be there, but the passion is always there.
God, feels good to be back.
Nothing like the ocean.
Nothing like the ocean.
Oh, man.
He's trailing.
I think he's just live on this boat.
Yeah.
They hate seeing a man happy.
He's hurting.
He's hurting.
That's hurting right there?
Yes.
Oh, he's hurting.
You have to overcompensate.
And be like, oh, look, I'm not sad.
Plenty of fish.
In the ocean.
Oh, yes.
Nah, but that's compensating.
That's over compensating.
You think so?
Yeah, I think so.
What's this trend of like NBA players like podcasts and being live on social?
Is this like the yearning for more attention is quite interesting to me.
Does it happen a lot?
Yeah, Jalen Brown.
I mean, Jalen Brown was on live or whatever.
He was doing like pods.
Oh, who's the dude that does TikToks?
What was his name?
Oh, Jared McCain.
You're talking about the Sixers guy.
Yeah.
He does the dances and he got the nails and everything.
He's adorable.
But like, Like Draymond, I think, has been potting for a while.
Yeah, a lot of players pot.
But, like, what?
I'm curious, like, what is it?
Is it preparing for something after the league?
Is it just just getting going with the times?
Like, but it is interesting because, like, I would imagine a lot of people get into this because they're like, I want to make a career out of this and I want to be able to do something fun where I could provide for myself and my family.
And they've got hundreds of millions of dollars.
All they have is something to lose by doing this side hustle and it could bring negative attention to them.
And they're still doing it.
It can also bring positive attention.
Sure, but like.
Keep your name relevant.
Yeah.
Maybe more endorsement deals.
You know, like, it's a lot of upside, too.
Yeah, if you have a popping social presence on top of being a star athlete.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
But we're not talking about like run of the mill athletes.
We're talking about max contract players, guys that are making $300 million.
Yeah, but especially when you're retired, that's understandable.
It's like, yo, you are used to the limelight every night.
No, they're not retired.
Well, I mean, a lot of them are, but.
They're in the peak of their careers.
Yeah, but now they.
Jalen Brown, like all these are active players.
It's just an interesting thing to me.
But to me, it's like when we were younger, maybe you saw a few NBA players try to rap, right?
Kobe tried to rap, Shaq rap or rapped, AI rapped.
Is this a shift in culture in that like the streamers are now the things that even the athletes are emulating?
I mean, there's definitely been like a cultural shift.
You ever see like the surveys where they ask kids, like, what you want to be when you grow up?
And like in the 90s, 2000s, like every kid was, I want to be an athlete.
And then like randomly, they'd be like astronaut, whatever.
Yeah.
And now every kid's, I want to be a YouTuber.
It's just, I want to be a streamer.
Just interesting.
Yeah.
Like, are there athletes now that are also rapping?
I'm sure.
Yeah.
But you see the best guys in the league now like doing pods and streaming.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Just kind of something different that, you know, we never, obviously these things didn't exist when we were kids, but like the best, Players, I don't know if they were like, I'm going to do my own ESPN show, which would be the same.
It would be the equivalent.
Yeah.
I think also some probably just enjoy it.
It's just like fun.
Yeah.
It's like positive attention outside of sports.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're like, I'm not going to say anything dumb.
And then number in your bank account, I'm imagining it wouldn't preclude you from wanting to do something fun.
You know what I mean?
So they just find it fun.
Yeah.
What person ever said, Oh, I make too much?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's true.
That's true.
And these guys who have hundreds of millions of dollars, they're around guys who have billions of dollars.
Yeah.
So they're like, all right, I got to get my shit up.
And I don't know if it's going to be streaming that gets your shit up, but you are seeing them say certain things because when you're live or you're just recording, you might get into a moment where you're actually sharing how you feel.
And that could cost certain things.
I think Jalen, there is this thing he was saying where he said, yeah, this season was my favorite season I've ever played.
So, my favorite year of basketball.
My favorite year of basketball.
In his career.
In his career.
Now, they just got knocked out.
Yeah.
Hmm.
And it was also the year that Jason Tatum didn't play.
Yeah.
So he might not mean it that way, but here's a perfect example of like something maybe taken out of context or just clipped as 30 seconds.
Maybe right after it, he was like, I mean, it sucked not to have JT there and I love playing with him and blah, blah, blah.
But now you cause a little friction or you let the internet cause a little friction.
Or was this the season that he kept getting his hair dye on people's jerseys?
It might be a few seasons.
Oh, a few seasons ago?
Okay.
And then recently, Draymond was saying, and now you're seeing the end of the Warriors dynasty, right?
For the last decade, the Warriors were just the team.
And even Draymond was like, You know, if maybe, and again, I'm maybe removing context from this, but like if Steve Kerr wasn't my coach, what would my career be?
You know, I didn't have a single play run for me for this many years.
So, did it, I don't know if he said stunt my offensive growth or whatever it is.
And it's just like, it's just an interesting thing because he was a prolific player and a winner and an incredibly important part of that team.
And probably his skill set valued so much and made a lot of money because of how valuable his skill set was within that team.
But having that perspective, like, Oh, maybe I could have done something else over here.
Like, what does that do?
Is there like a rift between you and the coach now?
Like, it just seems like talking could cost you.
I get it, but I like it.
We like it because we're like, how the fuck are these guys saying this shit?
Yeah.
But do we like the stakes and the potential cost of their words?
Yeah.
I mean, if it fucks up your team, obviously not.
And like, I'm sure that their agents and their family are like, hey, you don't need to.
What are you doing?
Stop this.
I cannot believe that any of their representatives are going, please just give more opinions on podcasts.
Yeah.
I cannot imagine.
Or it could be calculated, like when LeBron will, we know something will leak where he's not getting along with this team member or some shit like that.
Like, they could just be like, hey, it's in our control now.
We can just mention a comment, let the internet run with it.
I think that, yeah, there's like a sophisticated version of it where you use it as a media apparatus.
Yeah.
And then there's a version where you're just streaming live saying wild shit.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know if you want to affect not only the bag, but you want to affect like the team chemistry.
Like, so many that you're dealing with like massive egos.
Every guy on that team was the best player their entire life in every single basketball game they played in until probably college.
And then they start playing against other guys who were the best and they're like, I'm still that nice.
Yeah.
Like, their egos might get hurt.
Yeah.
You know, it's like a constant management of ego.
But for other people who work side, everything I've ever seen of Wemby is phenomenal.
Oh, what do you think?
Like, every clip I've ever seen, again, I'm not like following the league super closely, but everything I see of Wemby, I'm just like, oh, he's the best.
Turns a buck.
Two clips.
Well, one he's juggling, he's like a phenomenal juggler, and I'm like, This is awesome!
I love that.
The other one he's just like talking about, uh, oh, I mean, a great one is when he's talking about Syzygy.
They were like, What's your favorite word?
He was like, Syzygy, and they're like, What is that?
He's like, It's the one like a star explodes and like the cosmos and it creates new earth or some.
He gives a beautiful definition every time I see him, like, This is my favorite player.
Also, the nation he's from, not that it matters, yeah, you're a sellout, bro.
But I mean, he is also coincidentally a little French, you know, I mean, it's just an interesting coincidence.
You're not even French, bro.
I'm French, dude.
I'm so French.
But somebody's got to lose something, right?
Before people just start shutting it down.
Well, what's the dude in Memphis that had all the gun shit?
Yeah, but I don't know if Ja was doing that.
I don't think it was any kind of social media thing, was it?
I mean, he got caught on live.
Yeah.
It was Instagram live, but it was live, yeah.
Yeah.
But was it his or was it someone else's?
I think it was somebody else's, but still, he knew he was on live.
Yeah.
We also heard an interesting thing where, like, now that with the NIL deals, these are like these college deals, they're like, these players are coming into the league.
With like 10 M's in the bank.
Yeah.
It's a very different energy when you're coming into the league, and we're not even talking about like you're the best player on the team.
You just might be like a draft pick late in the first round, but for whatever reason, the college, you were able to, you know, get a lot of money and blah, blah, blah.
And like now you're not coming to the league like, if I don't make it this season, my life is over.
My family's not eating anymore.
What is the dynamic?
Like, what does a coach do when he's got his young rook that is, should be trying to get playing time, but he's really like, yo, I got 10 M's in the bank.
You're going to put me in the game or not?
I'm good.
Right.
Like, that's a different dynamic.
I'm curious how much it changes it though, because you go into the league with so much ego.
You're like, I want to make a name for myself.
Yeah, that's true.
But, like, I wonder if the money actually changes it that much.
Or maybe it even makes you more comfortable.
Like, I could see some of the guys being like, yo, I'm good.
Like, I've made generational wealth for my family, so I can just play.
Hmm.
I wonder if it takes the pressure off.
Like, you could play free.
Yeah.
But then you could also argue that, like, the pressure is what makes these guys great.
Yeah, true.
And that, like, that competitive edge, they're just going to give everything.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'd be curious to talk to, like, a coach that existed before NIL and before these $300 million contracts and now.
Hmm.
And just like, what is the difference with these guys?
I mean, before influencing, how fire would it be if they were influencing back in the day?
Rodman on live, yo, fire, yeah, fire.
He would be out the league following him around Vegas during the playoffs, he'd be out the league.
First player with OnlyFans, yo, has no player done that?
There must be, I don't think so.
Didn't Draymond leak his dick recently?
Yeah, he didn't charge that was free, dude.
Yeah, he did that for the people, dude.
Yeah, it was fair, okay, yeah.
But that is out there, right.
Draymond's penis.
I'll go find it for you.
It's curious, you know, just to see.
You got to size it up.
Yeah.
I'll be curious.
That was a vicious rumor that was out there about Shaq that his meat was small.
Yeah.
What was that about?
I mean, people still believe it until we're done.
It's impossible, dude.
Yeah, there's no way.
I don't know why we out here fighting for Shaq's dick.
Yeah.
Why do you say he just did it?
It's more about fighting lion ass chicks.
But I can see why they would say that.
Why?
Because they're like, oh, I smashed Shaq.
And then everyone's gonna be like, yo, you took that.
And then they gotta be like, oh, but it was actually pretty small.
But to me, they gotta preserve their reputation.
But me, it makes me think you got a big one.
Like you got a big vagina.
Like to me, it's the opposite reaction.
Like if I'm a girl, I would never be like, yo, Shaq's got like a very normal piece.
Oh, so you think they're all lying?
Yeah.
Oh, I think he was just maybe not packing.
No, he's packing, bro.
Even if he's not packing, he's still seven feet.
Like, how small could it be?
How small could it be?
There's dudes with micros.
I'm not saying he has a micro at seven feet.
But a micro at seven feet is probably like a macro for any of us.
There's just no way it's small.
And if you're a girl saying that, you probably got the bucket.
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With all due respect, I'm just saying, I would not want to be the girl being like, oh, yeah, I took that.
That was nothing.
Because naturally, guys are going to be like, well, I ain't feeling that.
Like, that's crazy.
You got something crazy down there.
You can put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean.
No, yeah, I can see girls saying it to preserve themselves because they're like, nah, it's it wasn't that big.
I'm telling you, it's fine.
I'm not stretched out.
Where'd the rumor even come from?
There's gotta be someone that started multiple, man.
This is a hit piece, this is a hit job.
That's the thing.
This is done by the DJ community to try to take down Shaq.
Wouldn't they just say, like, yo, this was crazy big?
We couldn't eat, we could barely.
Wouldn't that be a better story?
Because now you with Chuck, big dick, and you're saying your pussy's small.
We're tight.
Yeah, I mean, if you're a girl, wouldn't you rather be like, nah, you couldn't get it in?
I'm so tight.
Yeah.
Like that would be the flex.
I gotta sit on his face.
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
It's a ballsy thing to say, girls.
You gotta be careful with that one.
Can we get Shaq on the pod and ask him?
Mm hmm.
We gotta ask him about that.
How are you gonna ask Shaq about his dick?
I'm gonna be like, yo, what's it like, bro?
What's it like?
He's gonna be like, you know, why would he say that?
Small meat.
What'd he say?
Small meats, you know?
He would, he would, you know.
Wait, why is mine small in this hypothetical?
That was the fucking joke.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I thought I knew for some reason.
It's fine.
We shoot.
We shoot over there.
You shooting like Shaq.
Yeah, free throw line.
That's a fucked up thing to throw out there, though.
Like, what if someone talked about your meat, Al?
Do you have enough confidence that you wouldn't care?
I'll always do.
Yeah, but you talk about it based on your rumor.
Yeah.
You're drinking out of your dick right now.
You literally get skinnier at the bottom.
And it's covered in white.
No, but for real.
For real.
What's happening in Iran and some shit like that?
No.
Is the Straight Over Moves open for business?
Is it open yet?
I don't know.
I think they just fired it back up.
I think the war is back on.
Oh my God, man.
I think they're lying.
The war was on spring break and then they started it again?
I think so.
Guys, come on, man.
We got to do shows out there.
Come on, yo.
I got to wrap this up.
We got some shows to do.
The Djibouti Comedy Festival.
We need to hit it.
Coming up.
Djibouti Comedy.
Is that in Yemen?
No, it's in Djibouti.
What's Djibouti?
Isn't that the capital or something?
No, it's a country.
It's a country.
Do you want a map on the screen?
Yeah.
Can you bring up Djibouti?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
You never heard of this country, a very important country?
And its capital's name is Jabutho.
The capital's Jabutho.
All right.
Pull up the map.
Wow.
Look at that.
Thank you for saving me from my Bob earlier.
Look at that.
Right next to Yemen.
What did I say?
The Bob's on you now.
Right next to Yemen.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Djibouti.
Oh, it's got a city called Dickel.
That's a capital.
Dickel is Djibouti.
That's awesome.
My bad.
Everybody in Djibouti, I apologize.
Yeah.
The Djibouti Comedy Fest is coming up.
I just want to apologize.
You're insulting all of them.
Damn, man.
What's the capital of Djibouti?
It's Djibouti.
Djibouti.
Oh, Djibouti is the capital of Djibouti.
Yeah.
So technically, I was right.
Yeah.
No.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Wait, why is he right?
I think we were right.
Because I said, what?
I was like, that's the capital of what country?
And then you're like, oh, it is the country.
No, it is the country, bro.
That's not what you meant.
Can I get my flowers?
Yeah, I'm glad that he gets it on a technicality.
I'm sorry, anyway.
They weren't clever enough to think of another fucking name for the country.
He just named it after the state.
I mean, I guess we did that.
I know how it's.
I was just like, no, shut up.
No, dude.
No, dude.
Shut up.
See why you can't talk on podcast, guys?
You can't talk on podcast.
Djibouti, we love you, man.
Nah, but we had a city, though.
We did have a city, man.
Djibouti City would be nice.
Djibouti City, we would put.
What's the sign language for Djibouti?
They got that?
Oh.
I'm going to find out.
Nah, that's how Schultz wipes it.
From the front.
Credit card style.
Do you ever wipe from the front?
Nah, I don't wipe from the front.
I'll pick a dingleberry out from the front.
God damn.
Why is that crazy?
Why is that crazy?
Why are you touching shit with your hands?
What did you think you were listening to today, Red?
I knew what I was listening to.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Respect.
Respect.
Yeah, but anyway.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
Oh.
Yo, but for real, for real, for real.
Come on, guys.
Sort it out out there already, man.
We got shows, man.
Yeah.
Al.
Al.
We got shows.
Open it up, dude.
We got shows, dude.
You got to bring the gas prices down.
What is gas at right now for your Tesla?
What is gas?
The Tesla owner from New York.
Yeah, how are you?
Gas like for you, man.
Fellas.
It's rough out here.
Yeah, it's rough.
Yeah, what's that pump like, bro?
Well, I mean, gas probably does, or your electric charging cost probably does go up.
I think it does.
Because the gas got to, I mean, the electricity got to come from somewhere.
And the crazy thing is that because it's a charging station, they don't have to tell you how much it's going to be.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So, what's the charge for you right now?
It's it went up, it's probably like $14.
It used to be like seven to charge the entire vehicle, yeah.
And you want people to feel bad for you?
Come on, bro.
Son, wintertime, the battery bit like it goes fast.
Wintertime in LA, yeah, it's crazy.
The wintertime is rough, man.
Damn, it's hard on the batteries, man.
That is wild.
You're saying that Elon made a car that we could get full charge for seven to 14, yeah.
Damn.
Son, I was Elon.
I was on Team Elon before he went crazy.
You might have to stay on that.
You might have to stay on that.
You can't stand on that?
Nah.
Not even though you got the car?
Nah.
I don't like him.
He just, he's too much.
He used to be cool.
He's too much now.
I can't believe you would call him a Nazi when he hates gas that much.
This guy hates gas.
Oh, you really think that's what he was doing?
That's good.
We're shooting, guys.
We're shooting.
That's good.
That's what we do.
They're still making cars and being kind of anti Semitic.
Talk to me.
Henry Ford.
You are right.
Ooh.
Volkswagen.
Volkswagen.
BMW.
Porsche.
Porsche.
Who else?
Well, now people are claiming Tesla.
That's crazy.
I don't know what it is about making a car that just makes you pissed.
I guess driving just makes you a little racist.
Tell me about that.
Tell me about those feelings you've had on the road, Mark.
Someone cuts you off and you just start imagining.
Well, like, give me a scenario in your white suburb of Orlando where you're cut off by stuff.
No, Orlando's very transient, so it's got a lot of, it's got every different ethnicity.
Really?
Yep.
Dwight Howard famously used to live there back in 2009 when they beat LeBron.
Really?
I heard he's playing in Djibouti.
Shout out to Dwight, man.
Superman.
Superman.
What, Al?
I don't know why I was thinking this, but like, I feel like Orlando has a lot of pedophiles.
Gotta look close to the source.
It does.
No, see?
Wait, how do you know?
Because.
There's like all these.
Every year they'll come out with a report and it's like in America, the highest density.
Yeah, highest density.
Google that.
It's El Paso.
If you got Disney World right there.
Yeah, brother.
Shit, go to where they are.
No, go Google that.
That's crazy.
I'm going to Google that.
Like surfing, you live by the beach.
Exactly.
Why would they not lick your mouse mask on?
We got to double check some of the.
Oh, you got to look at the records.
Yeah, you got to look at the records.
Number two.
You were number two.
What's number one?
Wilmington, Delaware.
But I think that's a.
I imagine that's a problem where it's like the size of the state, the population density.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Orlando's number two?
Registered sex offenders.
Registered sex offenders per 10,000 residents.
Oh, it's one.
That was an accident.
Okay.
Keep on going on this.
This is important information.
We're bringing our children to this.
Registered sex offenders per 10,000 residents.
It's Wilmington, Delaware at number one and Orlando at number two.
What is New York?
Yo, I'm a genius.
No, what is New York?
Sometimes, bro.
Honestly, you do deserve credit for that.
Yeah.
You do deserve credit for that.
All my mentalism, I never knew that.
You want to know what's crazy?
Is it.
Mark's family tried to have as many kids as possible.
Be the machine.
It was the number two kid in America.
And his parents were like, Unbelievable.
They chose to go to.
They could have left anywhere.
No, that's just because we're tough on crime in Florida.
So it's the most registered.
This is how it smells right wrong.
Tampa's what, an hour away?
Yeah.
It's 40th on the list.
Look at that.
That's crazy.
Look at that, bro.
What is New York?
What is New York?
I can't find New York on the list.
I can't find New York on the list.
Bunch of pedophiles, you can't find New York for 10,000.
No, it's not on the list, yeah.
Of course, it's not a list, not the top 50.
Why would we do that, New York?
Dirty ass kids on a subway and nobody want to deal with that.
They don't want them clean ass kids going to Disney World.
That's crazy.
That's because the age of consent in New York is like 15 or some.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You guys are freaks.
Why would you know that?
Because he knew Orlando was pedophile.
No, my man moved to a city where he could do what he wanted.
Yo, that's.
That's insane.
Son, hurt people, hurt people, bro.
Damn.
Look it up.
Check that.
17.
It went up.
Yo.
That's fucking crazy, man.
I don't believe it's about Orlando.
I don't believe it's about Orlando.
It's not something to believe or not.
He's Googling it.
Did you trust Djibouti when he Googled it?
That one is a fact.
Everyone knows that.
Well, this is also a fact.
Every culture person knows that.
This is horrifying to hear.
You know what?
Get the camera off.
Come on.
You are French, bro.
He is French, bro.
Nah.
Yeah, you might be French.
All the French go to fucking Orlando.
Oh, my God.
So they can keep fucking their age.
No, this is very, very crazy.
What's the age of consent in France?
It's like 12, right?
You don't even want to look that up.
You don't even want to have it in your brain.
That's why y'all chose Orlando.
That's great.
In 2021, France established a minimum age of consent at 15.
Mark.
Damn.
You're 0 for 2 right now.
I was born in France.
My parents moved to Orlando.
Sorry.
Yo, that's crazy, bro.
Damn.
Sorry, brother.
Oh.
All right.
No, We do the most sting operations.
That's what it is.
We do the most cleanup.
We do the most cleanup.
You guys in New York, you guys don't snitch.
So you just let it happen.
That's true.
You guys never snitch in New York.
Mark, it's okay.
It's not your fault.
Don't give me the goodwill hunting.
No!
It's not your fault.
Don't give me the goodwill hunting.
It's not your fault.
No, this is crazy.
This is slander.
I don't believe this.
Honestly, it is your fault.
How is it my fault?
If you decide to live there, I left to protect my family, to get away.
Yeah.
I'm a hero.
So you knew what was going on, and you ain't say nothing, Epstein.
Yo.
Tease on.
This is crazy, bro.
Damn.
So you don't say nothing, you just leave.
Why do you think it's called Epcot Center?
I'm telling you, man.
To the knowledge.
Who had the biggest house in the world?
Who had the biggest private residence in New York City?
Any guesses?
Anyone want to throw out a guess?
Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton did.
They definitely did.
You mean a guy from Florida?
That guy?
Not from Florida.
He's from Florida.
He's from Coney Island, Brooklyn.
Nah, he's from Coney Island.
I also had a residence in Florida for tax purposes.
No, this is heartbreaking to find out in our great country.
One of the great establishments, Disney World, could be involved in something like this.
I don't think Disney World is, by the way.
I definitely don't.
There are people around it.
They're trying to stop it, probably.
We got to do something about it.
You'd think that they would do something about it.
It's bad for the brand.
You don't want a place that's dangerous for kids when it's the happiest place on earth.
They didn't say for who?
Ha Oh, Mark just lost ABC, Disney, ESPN.
Phenomenal joke.
I know.
That was great.
Phenomenal joke.
Come on, give it to him.
No, that's a great joke.
Give it to him.
The happiest place on earth.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That is it.
Okay, we're closing it down from WTF Media Los Angeles.