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Mom's Feet and Shaving00:14:47
If you're massaged, whatever, would you rather rub somebody's feet or just them off?
Hmm.
I don't know if they look at the feet as like any different than the rest of the body.
But you don't think it's kind of like fucking old, crusty feet.
Like my feet are gross.
Oh, that's most gross.
Your feet are currently.
They gotta, they gotta, I've gotta round all the straps.
We have like a daily ranking that's I gotta fucking where massage down.
No, don't go.
Oh, my fucking shaft.
Oh, no.
They got a massage there with a little jufro down there and shit like that.
Yeah, like that.
I think the feet might be better.
I got, I use a trimmer.
I used one of those trimmers.
And then I didn't have like a shaver.
What do you mean?
So I used the trimmer for my bush.
Okay.
But I didn't have a razor to like go in close for the balls.
You go, you take a razor down there?
Yeah, take a razor to the balls.
Yeah.
I go bush, I go trimmer.
Wait, what?
What's a razor?
Like a, like a shape, like a face razor.
That's crazy.
You can nick your shit.
Yeah, you can.
That's the risk.
That's the game that we play.
Yeah, yeah.
That's wild.
Anyway, so I had a almost.
This sperm has been through enough.
I know.
It's bad.
But I had an almost like flat bush.
So like almost nothing at the bush, but balls fully hair on them.
That's like that haircut you had.
You know, it's funny.
I missed it.
Oh, God.
That is a good point, bro.
You had the, you had the Dagestan, dude.
Dude, I did.
You had no hair up top.
Beard on the bottom.
I know.
Your dick had a beard.
That's fire.
Dude, it looked like a billy goat.
But, but nothing here.
That's sick.
Not nothing here.
It was like a little bit.
Two, three years.
Two, three years.
It was two, three years.
I had like a little bush, and then it was just like random hairs on my balls.
And I was like, how did I get a haircut and look less desirable?
Yeah, you had that, bro.
Yeah, that was me.
Pretty much.
That's what I was like.
Get the wax, man.
Try it out.
I should.
Try it out one time.
But do you wax your balls?
Everywhere.
There's no hair.
No, that's insane.
Yeah, but do you grow hair on your balls?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Everybody does.
Are you in syrups?
What's that?
No, Like the OBGYM?
Yeah, how are you standing?
No, you're laying.
Yeah.
They get your ass cracked.
Just like that.
They get your ass cracked.
Did I have to turn over for no, you got to tune it up a little bit?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you got to tune it up.
Bro, you got to tune it up.
For what?
Like, what is this?
For what?
So, trust me, it's one of those things.
He doesn't have kids.
He's so sick.
He doesn't have moves.
Once you have kids you realize that like guys like this, bro Yeah, it's just fucking lean ass in a pencil.
Wax balls and paints, bro.
You gotta stop with all that.
Dude, I remember my mom just like stopped shaving everything at one point.
Oh, no.
And I was stopped shaving on.
No.
No, because like my family.
How would you know?
My family's quite comfortable being naked.
They have like a...
My mom would come out of the shower.
This is wild.
She'd come out of the shower.
No, no, don't put me in this.
You're good now.
That's what I'm saying.
You guys have been putting it on me.
And meanwhile, he's been deflecting.
My family is crazy.
They ain't just walking around titling you.
No, no, no.
They do it the way it's supposed to be.
House on the prairie feeding children.
All right.
Mom's walking around with flat bushes.
There's a bunch of Africans.
Yeah.
Floppy titles.
Just jumping in faces.
No.
No, my mom would just walk around and like, and she'd act like she didn't know we were there.
Like, she'd get out and she'd be like, oh, oh, God.
And she'd just like, we live here, mom.
Yeah, like, what the fuck are you talking about?
30.
Like, obviously, I still live with you.
Obviously, I still live in your home as a 30-year-old adult on TV as a 30-year-old adult on TV.
I'm still living with my parents, obviously, because I got to take care of them or whatever.
Well, still on his parents' phone plan.
I am too.
I am too.
I can't even.
I am too.
I pay for it.
You know what I mean?
It just goes to my mom.
I mean, oh, you better than me.
I give him my portion.
That's true.
You remember when he got a new phone and he's on the phone with his mom?
Like, mom, just tell them that I'm a user.
Tell them I'm certified.
She's like, I don't.
She's like, I kind of did it.
How can I tell you you're a user?
It's my coach.
And like, we were beefing at it one time.
She's like, I'm not going to do it.
I was like, do you just not want to use my phone?
You should figure it out, yourself.
That's kind of beautiful.
That's like the way that they kind of talk.
I mean, this phone keeps them together.
I had to tell my mom shaving.
I was like, I was like, mom, come on.
You got to shave your armpits.
It's like, think about dad.
My mom was like, he ain't going to remember.
Fucking sad.
Bro, I had a friend who's a comic.
And what?
Did you get sad at that one?
No, you have moms walking around.
Vadge out.
It's not bad out.
Like, it's obviously like, you know, it's covered by the what?
It's covered by the hair.
Yeah, the hair, belly.
You know, not excitement selling and consuming.
I was just unplugged the jukebox.
It's just a lot of visual in my head.
I don't know if you're typing those, not paying attention.
She earned it, man.
She's almost 80 years old.
Let her walk around.
My mom, my mom farted naked once, and I was like, all right, that's enough.
That's enough for me.
What are we doing out there?
What happened to this family?
Unfiltered cigarette, bro.
That's what he gets to be.
She wanted you to move out so bad.
I know.
She was trying.
It's crazy.
She's trying.
What naked, stop shaving, just farting.
She pulled a sigh off, dude.
She was a pink guy to get him out of the house.
It worked.
It worked.
She got me out.
She got me out.
I mean, dude, that makes me uncomfortable.
Like, you can't be seeing Bush.
I seen it, bro.
There's no way.
I've seen it.
Y'all haven't seen your parents naked?
No.
No.
You've seen your mom's breasts when I was an infant.
You saw your sister's breasts.
No, you're not looking.
You're not like, oh, stop lying.
First of all, I never said you were like, oh, sick.
Nobody ever presented that.
No, but that's the inference.
That's the inference.
But you also noticed them to start to fill out.
That's another thing.
That sucks for you.
That sucks for you, Mark.
Weirdo.
No, you're weird.
That's a weird thing.
Dude, you don't have that conversation over there.
No, he's weird about that.
Yeah, start the timer, please.
Is that weird?
Can we just talk about this?
Is what weird?
That you were recommending like bra size increases because he doesn't even understand the language.
Using bra size upgrade, or yeah, yeah.
What is that even called?
Isn't that weird?
You're the youngest in the family.
No, no, you have a sister that's younger.
Yeah, one.
But you guys are the youngest.
So like, you know, you're learning about puberty before you experience it.
Yeah, that part is kind of funny.
And like, are your parents dividing and conquering with the birds and the bees?
Oh, no.
We never got taught anything.
Really?
No.
No conversation about like safe sex or anything like that?
God, no, no.
Really?
No.
Did you ever try to broach it with any of your older siblings or even your mom?
No.
We have all pushed it down, dude.
That's how Catholics do it.
You just suppress it.
You keep it low-key.
No one brings it up.
And it works.
No, no.
I mean, I think almost all my sisters had kids before they were married.
I think without fail.
Respect.
You know what I'm saying?
We are Canadian ethnically and we're culturally Mexican.
Like, we are like, we are Catholic.
We kind of are laughing.
100%.
Really?
Yeah.
They're Catholic school girls over there.
Yo.
Yeah.
100%.
And did they got married?
They have great families and beautiful husbands.
But it all happened with passion.
The relationships are predicated on passion.
We're passionate opinion.
We are passionate.
Yeah.
But all those kids in your house, like, you had to walk into the room and your brothers are jerking it or something like that.
Like, never?
What kind of heated rivalry?
You guys are too porn-brained, okay?
This is the problem with me.
I never caught none of my brothers in general.
The greatest.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Because this is Mark.
I don't jerk off in front of my brothers only with my mom in the car.
Okay, that's different.
All right.
Allegedly.
If that even happens, you jerk off in the back seat with your mom driving.
That's wild.
There's so many seats away, bro.
If you jerk off in a room with another room nearby, it's like, yeah, dude.
Well, did you guys ever jerk off in college, like in the door in the uh, in like the showers, the communal showers?
Oh, I mean, no, but we did have the communal showers, and there would be a drain that was a communal drain.
Yeah, you guys, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, but some of them don't have it, some of them are now like individual stalls.
I caught a lick with everybody in there.
No, yeah.
I mean, it was so obvious, too, because I was part of the combo, and then I just fucking dropped out for like three minutes.
And they're like, Schultz, hey, Schultz, Schultz is off colours.
He's off-comms.
Is it like separate stalls, though?
Or is it like separate stalls?
No, I just went to like a corner and then really separate stalls.
Separate stalls, but there's a shared like drain that everything goes down.
Yeah.
And so you could just see everyone's soap just moving on by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So depending on if Schultz is upriver, you know, there might be a citchin artist.
You understand?
That's crazy.
So you aim for the drain there, but you could even aim for the drain at his house.
Okay.
Nuts.
This is different.
There's a lot of allegation happening.
That is great.
Guys, there's war happening.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't be having fun.
Yeah.
I know he caught one of his brothers jerking it.
You had to.
There's too many kids in that house.
You don't understand my brother.
You all have your own room.
Brothers are much older.
Okay.
And so you caught your sisters.
With all duers back.
Just fucking be.
No.
No, dude.
We don't do that, but we're Catholic.
No, they do a lot of shit, but they were doing it.
With all duration.
I'll tell you, there's one.
There's one person we caught.
Okay, don't do guitar hero.
That's crazy.
I don't even like that.
Makes me calm.
Smack and beam like an ice stage.
Hold on.
No, there's one person I caught drinking off in my house ever.
And it was an exchange student that we had.
Oh, the French guy.
Yeah.
And we taught him how to use Bluetooth to play music around the house.
And then immediately he was like, okay, I'm going to go to sleep now.
And then he went into the room.
And then immediately we just heard like blasting in the house.
No, no, no.
Swearing.
And it was in French.
She was like, oh, sous mon pizza.
Like, it's like, all it was insane.
No, no.
And I had to go in the room and be like, yo, We can hear your video game.
And he's like, oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't know.
And it just turned up.
And he just, and that was it.
We never talked about it.
That's how my family does it.
We don't talk about it.
You never addressed it once.
That's how stuff happens and then we move on you push it down.
Shut up Catholics.
Maybe there's something to that.
No, you know, thank you.
Keep it moving, bro.
Yeah, keep it moving.
Talk about shit.
No, push it down.
If it comes up, you blame other people.
You blame your wife.
You blame your kids.
You just, you don't.
Yes.
You can't bring it up, dude.
It's the way it's supposed to be.
Did he ever apologize to you?
Is he like, oh, this is so embarrassing?
No, he's French.
I think he meant to do it.
Like, they're freaky people, the French.
I don't think he gave a shit.
Never bother that.
His sister's around.
He must have been going crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude.
We had another exchange student thing.
This is actually wild.
I don't even know if I can really see it.
I got to see.
I got to see.
I'm going to have to send a bird back home and see what we do.
Send the bird.
We had exchange students, two girls from England that were exchange students living in our home.
Okay.
This is the start of a great story.
Yeah.
And one day.
How many kids were in your house?
Didn't they have enough and then they're taking in exchange?
Motherfuckers?
I know.
It's like Wayne Manor.
What is that?
It's Batman where he lives.
It's just like an orphanage.
Okay.
And I'm like, maybe like 10 or something.
I don't know.
And we get a knock on the door.
And my mom opens the door and immediately one of my neighbors busts in.
Our neighbor is a girl who's probably at this point like 18, 19.
The exchange students are probably like 18, 19.
And the girl comes in.
She goes, where the fuck is that bitch?
And my mom's like, what?
She goes, where's that exchange student bitch?
Where is she?
And she bursts in the house, starts going through the rooms trying to find her.
And my mom's like, what happened?
She goes, she slept with my girlfriend.
And we're like, what?
She slept with my girlfriend.
So we'd have found out all in one moment that our neighbor was a lesbian, that the exchange student that was living inside the house was also a lesbian.
And she was hooking up with the neighbor's girlfriend while on exchange.
And now the lesbian was trying to have a fight in our house.
Hold on.
Yo, that's fine.
Hold on.
Wait, that's fine.
The neighbor was a girl also?
Yes.
And did your mom ever talk about this afterwards?
No, no, no, no, we pushed it down.
But they ended up adjudicating.
They had a big yelling fight outside.
It almost turned into a thing.
My mom was just like, get out of the house.
Like, if you guys want to fight, like, she didn't understand anything that was happening.
My mom's also not super down with the gay shit.
So she's like, infidelity and gay.
Like, what?
So she just kicked him out of the house.
And then they just like figured it out like in the street.
And just like a British girl been like, I didn't know.
She said it wasn't, it wasn't like, you guys weren't really dating.
I wasn't really wet.
And then they just, they cooled it.
Hillary, Putin, and the Pool00:13:56
And then that was it.
And then we moved on and never brought it up.
Wow.
Until this very moment.
I got to double check.
I can tell the story.
But yeah, that's a real thing.
That's awesome.
Why would you guys have these grown-ups coming to stay with you?
These girls were a part of a semi-professional soccer exchange program.
Okay.
And they came because my sister was playing on a semi-professional soccer team and they came over to play and they needed a house while they were playing in the league for the summer.
It's called billeting in hockey.
What is it?
Billet in hockey.
I don't know if you guys type shit.
But yeah, they didn't say they're like sexual status prior to.
So we just kind of rolled the dice.
I mean, female athlete, we probably should have guessed, but all time, dude.
That was what was popping at the house.
That's what we were up to.
Wait, your sister's lesbian, too?
No.
Oh.
No.
She was just one of the good ones.
But yeah, dude.
That's crazy.
There's too many kids in that house, man.
Yeah, yeah.
It was awesome.
That's the way it should be.
Tons of kids in the house?
Yes, exactly.
On like a commune, a bunch of kids, families all raising each other.
Yeah, you need the other families.
Epstein said the same thing.
Jesus.
All right.
Kind of a different approach.
I hear you, Sal.
Jesus.
He's crying.
He's a bunch of kids now.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
It's your boy Shelfie.
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Akash still traveling the world, selling out shows everywhere.
Shout out to him.
He's just at his sixth show in Toronto, fourth show in Houston.
You got Radio City coming up.
So make sure you go out and check out check him out as he comes to your city.
And then Bill Clinton's back on the mic.
Yo, shout out, Bill, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I mean, you saw this clip.
Yo, this shit killed me.
He still got it, bro.
He's a character, man.
Play this clip.
So Bill Clinton is looking at Epstein files, like photos of him and Epstein.
Sort of smiling.
Yeah, I know.
He's like, give me this.
Let me see my old work.
Yeah.
He's trying to touch her.
He licked his fast ass.
He was Mark's sister just now.
Come on.
I love this guy.
With all due respect.
You gotta with all due respect.
You gotta do that first, bro.
Look at him.
Bill proud of himself with his Apple Watch.
Look at him.
Look at his heart rate.
Look at the red on the Apple Watch.
That shit is like, yeah, four heart attacks already.
Fifth one coming.
Oh, man.
He's like, oh, I remember that night.
That shit just came back to him.
He's like, oh, the tweet was, he's reminiscing.
What did it say?
Bro.
Yeah.
I can't say the whole tweet unless I have Terence.
I mean, it's just unreal.
So this was a part of a deposition regarding the Epstein files where they both just got like cross-examined for like five hours.
Yeah.
And it seems like it kind of worked.
Worked for whom?
Yeah.
I mean, people are saying that Hillary is super likable.
Yeah.
They're like, Epstein complimented her.
Epstein was like, yeah, she's much more attractive in person.
And then nobody asked him or anything.
She's just like, I'm not going to deny that or something like that.
I want to object to that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People are saying that she's, they're like, why wasn't she this likable in 2016?
I think she got a bad, like a bad rap.
She's cool, man.
This is just politics.
She's cool.
George Bush is hanging out with Ellen.
Like, you just give it enough time, and everyone's going to be like, oh, yeah, it was fine.
It was all fine.
Come on.
I remember any of the shit she did.
This is, that's all politics.
I'm telling you.
Like, look at Bush.
Everyone wrote, people look at Bush now and they're like, oh, yeah, he's like an old guy.
It was all Dick Cheney.
Killed a million around.
I was Dick Cheney.
Yeah.
But that is interesting that everybody just goes, he was too stupid to do it.
It must have been Dick Cheney.
Yeah.
And he kind of just lets people genius, bro.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you?
Yeah, you don't want to take that smoke.
He took advantage of me.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that, like, weirdly, the deposition just confirmed what everybody already felt.
And maybe that's not weird.
That's the internet now.
Yeah.
But it's like, if you think that they're guilty, you're like, obviously, look at this right here.
And then if you think that this is, I don't know, blown out of proportion for the Clintons, you're like, oh, look at them.
They obviously had nothing to do with this.
They didn't even know what's going on.
Though I will say there are some times with Clinton where he's like, yeah, it was just in the pool.
And then I went for like a swim.
He's like talking about what happened in this pool with like amazing detail that you really don't remember times of your life.
Like, have you ever like talked to somebody who or seen a deposition with somebody who didn't commit a crime and people ask him what they did that day?
And there's too many details in that.
Too many details.
You did it.
If you're like, bro, I don't know what I did Thursday of September four years ago.
I have no fucking clue.
Right.
That to me goes, oh, yeah, you're probably innocent.
Yeah.
Because you don't remember everything you did.
And you're sounding a little bit guilty by being like, I don't really remember.
But it's by being way too specific.
It's like, oh.
He was like, oh, we were just at this hotel and they insisted we go in the pool.
Yeah.
Have you ever been forced in a pool?
I know.
None of them says everybody's like, you must go in the pool.
You know, also, yeah, you're the, yeah, you get to do whatever you want.
Yeah.
You're the president.
Or at this time, maybe he was former president.
Former president.
Yeah, no one tells you what to do.
No one tells you to put on fucking shorts.
I mean, in fairness, I didn't watch the whole deposition.
I didn't watch all five hours of each of them.
So I don't know all the things that happened.
But what were the standout moments?
Joe, are there some of these clips?
Yeah, I have Phil Clinton asking if he's been ever lied under oath.
Oh, this is funny.
First question I have for you, Mr. President.
Have you ever lied in a deposition?
Have you ever lied while on your oath?
No.
Wait, hold on for a second.
Technically, he's not lying.
Well, break that.
He wasn't under oath when he said I never had relations with her.
Or was he?
I thought that was just like an address to the country.
No, like, wasn't he just filming himself in the Oval Office, just like talking straight to camera?
I don't think he was like.
What about when he was impeached?
He was impeached.
That's when he switched it.
He was impeached for lying.
I didn't have sexual relations with her because then he's like, oh, well, it's not penetration.
So it's not.
Yes, Bill Clinton was found to have lied in a relatively sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky during 98.
Civil deposition, subsequent grand jury testimony.
All right, Al.
Stop running cover for the Clintons.
Yeah, bro.
How much are they paying?
You're bought, man.
How much are they paying you, man?
The Clintons is cool, bro.
I know.
He's bought by the ball.
The Clinton's is cool.
Why are we acting like they're not cool?
He's trying to stay off the hit list.
Big hill.
He's trying not to get God by Killer, dog.
He's killer.
He's trying to stay away from it.
He is.
Did they really kill mad people?
Well, let's get our conspiracy hats on.
You know, what's the conspiracy mark?
What's up with the Clinton body list?
I mean, you know, Clinton body count.
Interesting, Norm McDonald's talking about what he said.
He's like, Yeah, you know, Hillary, you know, killed all those people.
I think he's on The View, and they're like, You can't say that.
He's like, Oh, it's a matter of record.
She's a murderer.
And they're like, You can't, no.
And he just doubles down.
It's maybe the greatest clip of all time.
But, I mean, just based off that alone, I'm like, Yeah, I trust.
I trust Norman.
Yeah, Nora would probably, yeah, I think she probably, she probably killed a couple people.
If you count Benghazi, there's a couple there.
Yeah, but that's like being responsible for something.
But I'm talking about, like, they say it's like being responsible.
That's different.
Clips in her job.
You know, maybe they made the wrong decision or whatever the case is, but I'm talking about getting a hit.
Like, hey, let's take this motherfucking out.
Seth Rich?
You're talking about white Americans.
You don't count it when it's them browns, Al.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Clinton's black.
Okay.
It's interesting that version.
I don't think you said what you thought you said, but I like it.
Even Hillary?
Bill, maybe, but Bill might be passing, but I don't know about Hillary.
Son, what's the more black than liking a white woman?
Don't lie.
That's the making fat too.
She got heavies.
Yeah.
She be hiding those, but we know back in the day.
Right?
Don't kill me, Clint.
No, can you search Seth Rich?
I don't kill people, but don't kill me.
What?
You don't want to start now.
Yeah, no, Seth Rich is apparently someone that Hillary killed.
That was one of the big old conspiracies.
I don't believe this one.
They've never been indicted for this crime.
So this is all purely a legend.
Okay.
And it just exists in conspiracy lore.
Should be debunked.
Put me on to this one.
I don't know this one.
I don't know all the exact details, to be honest with you.
But basically, he was working with them.
He was supposed to testify for something and then mysteriously was stabbed in the back by a random vigilante that was never caught or something like this.
I'm probably butchering the details, so give me a pass, but that's fine.
Something like that.
Yeah.
Where did it happen?
It could be DC.
Yeah, DC.
Bad crime there.
Yeah, yeah.
He was shot in the back as he made his way home one night in Washington, 27-year-old Democrat, DNC staffer.
His family said they believe it was a botched robbery.
Yeah.
It didn't stop conservative pundits like Al from spreading unfounded conspiracy theories that he was murdered because he's provided WikiLeaks with emails from the DNC.
Which, again, I don't believe this.
Theories on who killed him and why have made headlines.
Young DNC staffer died just as he's on the cusp of starting a political dream, one that appeared to be the perfect next step for a political path launched during his teenage years.
All right.
But I don't think hypothetically.
But that's just one.
But hypothetically, that's like if somebody from the gang starts releasing some files, we're not taking them out.
You would be perfect in politics.
You really would be perfect.
You have the perfect joke.
I can't.
You have a mafia brain.
Nah, we don't do crime.
We don't do crime.
You'd be terrible.
Actually, you sound like Bill Glinton.
Have you ever done crime?
No.
No.
See?
Easy.
That's it.
Russia just took somebody out that was in the files.
Who?
God, what is this guy's name?
I know his daughter was crying on Instagram saying, Putin killed my dad.
And then it's kind of this fucked up.
It's morbid.
But she goes, I didn't really have a good relationship with him, but Putin did kill my dad.
Like, I don't know why she brought that up.
I don't understand why that was important at all.
But yeah, what is this guy's name?
Just in the interest of full how are you going to act like you knew his name?
I knew it was DZ.
That shit is hard to pronounce.
It wasn't his right there.
What could it be?
He's 67 and was discovered with a gunshot wound to the head at the Vesper Tsverskaya luxury residential complex in Moscow.
Yeah, just a botched robbery.
Yeah, it's a botch robbery.
Obviously, Disbralov's name has served as painful earlier in documents tied to Epstein and an email sent to Ghilaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend, a longtime confident of Disgrace Finance here.
Okay, so, you know, Putin's cleaning house of all the Epstein associates.
Yep.
Is this what Russia thinks of us?
Like, we have this idea of Russia, like anybody who goes against Putin or goes against the regime that they get taken out.
But like people get taken out here that are, you know, randomly connected to shit.
So is this what other countries think of us?
That's a good question.
I don't think so.
Probably.
They must, or at least they must get propagandized in that way.
Like, or maybe Russia goes, well, yeah, we do it here, but in the States, they do it as well.
So this is just how countries work.
The thing is, conspiracy theories are easy when you don't have an emotional connection.
You know what I mean?
So if you tell me, like, oh, yeah, there's like this very powerful, wealthy guy in Russia, and he was supposed to testify before the thing against Putin and he fell out of a window.
Yeah.
You're just like, oh, yeah, they obviously killed him.
Like, we can just easily get on board with that.
Yeah.
But if you start connecting in America, where you're like, oh, yeah, well, there was this guy that was working with Obama that died in a paddle thing in a small amount of water.
All of a sudden, you got Americans be like, no, all right, well, let's look at the facts.
You know, like, let's look into it.
And it's the emotional connection.
You're like, it can't be.
If that happened in Russia, there's no question.
I'm not saying it did or didn't.
I'm saying that the emotional connection.
Drowned in four feet of water.
I mean, even saying it, you're like, if he was drowned in four feet of water, we'd be like, yeah, something fishy going on over here.
Yeah, probably.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
But here, and because it's Obama, we're like, ah, of course not.
Yeah.
Obama would never, guys.
Come on.
Yes, we know he would never.
Obviously.
He would never.
Exactly.
Come on.
It was Clinton's.
Yeah.
Okay.
What else is going on, guys?
What's happening in the world right now?
Obviously, we're at war.
We're at war.
Are you guys like, do you feel existential anxiety about this war?
I mean, kind of a little.
I feel it.
Yeah, a little.
There's that saying, like, when the, we should look up who said this, but when the war starts, the truth dies.
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Have you heard of that?
Yeah.
And it's like, basically, once the war begins, I mean, before the war, even, but especially once it begins, like the propaganda machine starts.
And this is like from both sides.
From both sides.
And so you don't really know.
And now information is disseminated so quickly and with fucking AI.
Like Ben Uyeda said it sent a great thing.
It's like video games have gotten so good that now we can't really discern between reality and video games, especially with like some of this like fighter jet footage.
Oh, that's just fire.
Yeah.
Have you seen these?
It'll just be footage of a jet.
And you're like, oh, this looks amazing.
And it's like the most insane thing.
It's like flying through a city.
You're like, what?
Or like a jet evading a missile and the missile goes like right under the plane and then it does like a backflip over and you're like, oh, we're the best.
We got the best.
Or an AI rabbis dropping knowledge.
Yo, Mark just let me know those are AI.
Wait, what?
Do you have this, Joey?
You got to pull this up.
I mean, this.
Yo, I didn't know these were.
I thought dudes was spitting.
We were talking with this guy.
Yeah.
We were talking, and I was like, oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Rabbi.
We're talking.
And we're talking about like, you know, AI stuff that's obviously AI.
And I was like, yeah, and like, I'm seeing these AI rabbis that are like dropping like Jewish secrets.
And it's obviously AI.
And School's like, wait, what do you mean?
I thought they were giving up game, bro.
I thought they were giving up game.
You're getting caught.
You wear a $10 shirt and own $10 million in real estate.
Here's why.
You fly business class once and post it everywhere.
We fly free and post nothing.
You eat at the fancy restaurant.
Because of the AI.
He owns the rest of the world.
Subscribe for save this and read it on payday.
Send this to someone who needs to stop pretending and start building.
I put everything I know in one guide.
Oh, it's selling something.
A Jewish wish.
So School saw this rabbi going.
I didn't watch the whole thing.
No, he definitely didn't get it.
Lincoln bio.
No, I didn't see Lincoln Bio.
This is just so many things.
But I turned it off immediately when he was like, You guys eat at a nice restaurant.
We own the building.
It's like, well, yeah, one of those is way more fucking expensive than the other.
How'd you get enough money to buy the fucking building?
It's not like we're deciding between eating a steak dinner and then buying a fucking building, right?
One is $100 and the other is $20 million.
Nah, but his accent should be stronger.
If you look like that, the accent gotta be stronger.
Gotta be.
It just gotta be.
That should have been positions with the Vinyls.
And then he's not Seinfelding it enough.
And then why does he have some conditions?
Gucci.
We own the whole city.
There you go.
You guys use chopsticks.
We buy invasions in the containers.
Like, what are these compared to this?
Alcohol, though.
But why does it, like, people will fall for this, fucking idiots?
You!
What do you mean?
Who?
What?
Me?
You.
Come on.
Yes, bro.
You guys drink alcohol.
We own water.
And look at all the comments.
People be like, yes, clock it.
Clock it.
Such good advice.
Loki, it is fire advice, but.
What is the advice?
Guys, instead of buying Gucci sneakers, buy all the airplanes.
Yes.
How is that not good advice?
Yeah, like, why did I think of that?
Guys, why did I not think of that?
Why did you not think of that?
Instead of buying baby formula.
Do what?
Buy the world.
Have it.
Buy the whole world.
Yeah, have it.
Instead of buying baby foot, eat the baby.
Just devour them.
You will have eternal life.
What is this?
He was like, he flies for free.
I'm still trying to figure that one out.
You subscribe for more.
Get the link in the bottom.
Instead of watching movies, own Hollywood.
This is the advice he's giving us, right?
But this is how you know people don't know Jews.
Because they believe it.
There are people watching this being like, yo, I never thought of that.
I never thought of that option.
He's like, bro, I need to subscribe for the Jew magic.
I need to know the secrets.
Like, what secrets?
Hey, we can't go out to dinner tonight.
Why not?
Well, I'm just going to buy the block.
So I was dinner buying the block.
I think I should buy it.
Oh, this should kill me.
People really think they're wizards.
That made me laugh.
People are being anti-Semitic in the comments.
What do they say?
What do they say?
Stolen land made you rich.
It's like, bro, it's a robot.
They also take food stamps and public assistance at very high rates.
They're getting trolled.
And there's an Indian guy in Mumbai, in Mumbai, making an AI rabbi, putting out basic, dumb financial advice that kind of makes sense.
And then people are having geopolitical discourse in the comments.
It's the funniest thing.
It's crazy.
This is real.
This is real life.
This is the timeline that we're in.
Yeah, the whole internet is cooked.
Yeah, we're cooked.
It is.
I'm at the point where I don't believe a single thing on the internet.
Is there anything?
This is good financial advice.
They don't buy hats.
No.
They don't buy hats.
What do they do?
They own the internet.
They own haircuts.
They own haircuts.
They own all haircuts.
They own the barbers.
They don't need a hat.
They stop at the curls.
Keep going.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just like every single thing I see.
Maybe I should just get off the fucking internet for this grove.
That's off.
Yeah, bro.
Quiet luxury.
You got to get on quiet luxury.
What's quiet luxury, Mark?
Quiet luxury is the new thing.
Stop clocking it.
That shit just pisses me off.
No, clocking it.
You need to start clocking it.
Yeah, you don't clock enough.
I think he's jealous that you clocked it beforehand.
It's done.
It's a luxury.
It's a black girl thing.
Stop doing it.
It's a gay guy thing.
Black woman stole.
No.
Okay.
Clocking it.
Yes.
Obviously.
Wait, isn't it this finger?
No.
See, that's the, come on, bro.
Yeah.
Come on, clock it.
Clock it, clock it, clock it.
Just clock it, dude.
Quiet luxury.
This is how this is how you signal luxury in the new era.
Okay.
Buy less stuff.
Minimalism.
Eat insects.
Subscribe to things.
Don't own anything.
It's the new world order.
No, quiet luxury is literally like the new luxury indicators.
And being chronically online, that's low status, bro.
Yeah.
You got to elevate.
You got to ascend.
You got to ascend.
Yeah.
And if you're chronically online, you're cooking your brain.
I feel cooks, man.
You think Clovica is really going to recommend that you're online all day?
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
You need to ascend immediately.
Bro, you saw him with Piers Morgan?
Really?
No?
This is.
This is the fucking.
Yeah.
Why were you on the island, Pierce?
Bro, why are we on the clavicular with Piers Morgan is so funny because he drops a sound effect on the news.
Wait, what?
Dude, go Piers Morgan Clavicular Ascend.
This is basically, if you don't know Clavicular, I know.
I just don't get his appeal, but no, no, I'm just buying Taylor.
He's the Lux Maxer that went on Piers Morgan's show.
And Piers Morgan is basically asking him about his questions or about his stances on politics and his philosophy.
And then Clavicular roasts him with the sound effect on his own show, played the clip.
Quite silly to me that you're with the number one looks maxer.
And instead of asking how you could ascend, so that your wife wouldn't tweet out captions like, when my husband's away, Mr. Sutt comes out to play.
Maybe if you asked me how to ascend, then that would stop happening to you.
Do you know what I mean?
Okay.
And then Piers goes like, is that...
Oh, Rob.
Well, I mean, I'm just trying to kiss questions.
Maybe I do get it.
Oh, man, that shit cracked me up, dude.
So you got to ascend, is my point.
And by being chronically online, you're spiking a cortisol suboptimal for ascension.
That's what I'm saying.
Does your generation like believe him?
Like, think he's an attractive guy?
Like, is this the cool guy now?
Pull up a pick.
What do you mean, my generation?
You can't look at this guy and understand that he's fully ascended.
Nah, but I mean, like, first.
You don't think his orbitals are optimal?
You don't think he has great symmetry?
Yeah, but it was like the homeless look that you, what you go for, that was kind of in.
And now, is this in now?
You didn't even need to poke at him to prove your point.
He said you're old, bro.
He said that you're lost.
No, but I used to be in.
But now is it used in the end?
No, I was never.
I was never in.
Nah, you are.
I'm a trad cat.
I'm a fucking trad Catholic.
Me and Shy.
I'm not in.
I'm not cool.
I don't do hookup culture.
I don't do that kind of stuff.
Yeah, that used to be in.
Now this is the thing though.
You're telling me this guy's not handsome?
You really gonna look at this?
Be like, oh, your generation thinks that this ripped looks maxer isn't fucking a piece?
Some girls don't like that shit.
Or they claim they don't like that shit.
Yeah, bro.
My exchange students live in my house.
Those kind of girls.
Normal women, they think this is fire.
Do women like this shit?
He's unmic'd.
You were talking.
Oh.
You could just say yes or no.
Yeah.
The handler's got him.
The handler's got him.
He's off, bro.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, I think he's objectively a good-looking guy.
I think that's his utility within the stream space.
Is that basically, like a 15-year-old kid is able to live vicariously through a hot dude that's charismatic, that talks to women, that's famous and on stream all day.
He's like going to clubs and if you're a 15 year old dude, that's like not really talking to women, or maybe if you are talking women I don't know his fan boost, but you're watching this being like wow, this is awesome, got it.
So his fans are young yeah, but I think stream fans are young in general.
So I don't know his demo specifically, but I assume.
But who is not looks-maxing?
You?
No.
But you just keep insulting my lyrics.
Joe, come on!
Let's be silly, guys.
But, uh...
Okay, you can't...
Every time I'm bummed you.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Why aren't you just being as silly as me?
Come on, silly.
No.
But, like, isn't everybody looks-maxing?
Like, I don't know, like, you're looks maxing, right?
Like, you have an outfit that matches.
Like, you care about your hair, like, these things.
Like, yeah, that's what he said.
Traffic cones.
He bombed.
I didn't say he.
Oh, I didn't want to do it.
He walked those bombs.
I know.
I thought you said drafting and cum.
And I was like, I don't even know what that means.
But traffic cone is.
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You didn't like that that he said that.
I mean, was it something that you considered when you put that on your head today?
No, no.
Not at all.
No, no, no.
Okay, fair enough.
So it's the food bank.
Like, come on.
It's the food bank.
It's the food bank.
Yeah.
This is good.
This is charitable.
And who controls that?
Polly Mark.
Polly Mark.
Pollywood.
Polymark.
Polymarquette.
There you go.
Yeah.
Anyway.
But yeah, so I think it's like, this is what everybody is already doing it.
And then he's just being overt about it.
Like everybody likes to pretend like they're not trying to make themselves look the best.
Yeah.
Even when people are doing like the whole like hipster, like derelict chic or whatever it was called in that movie, they're thinking that that's like the best version of being hot.
Yes.
And I think he's just, I think what's kind of maybe refreshing about it is he's just going, yeah, I'm just going to try to be desirable as fuck.
And all of you guys are trying to do it too.
You just are lying about it.
Got you.
So I think there's something nice about authentically just going, yeah, I'm trying to be as hot as I possibly can because being hot is what matters, not all this other bullshit.
But then they'll meet up together and then they're like kind of battling hotness.
It's almost like Zoolander where they're just like looking at the camera who can look more hot.
Frame mugging.
Yeah, that shit is ridiculous.
Like that's retarded.
But it's also kind of fun.
Like they're aware that it's retarded and they're leaning into it.
That's how I, that's how I view it.
Like I don't think they're taking it that seriously.
I thought they were taking it serious.
Really?
Yeah, it looks like they are.
Yeah.
Well, to you, yeah, I can see that to an old guy for sure.
Definitely do that.
Yeah, to a boomer.
Yeah.
But you didn't do this.
Like if you were like at like a party in your 20s, there's another guy that was like looking tough, looking cool.
Girls liked him.
You wouldn't try to also look cool.
You know, we just try to take that bitch's.
And how would you do that?
You know, buy them drinks, get them to come to our table.
So you try to like mog them?
Yeah, that would be mogging.
That's mogging?
Yeah.
Yo, you know what's kind of funny?
No, this is kind of funny.
Al has done all this.
Remember when we were at that club and Al stepped on the ledge.
On the ledge so he could be taller than a tall girl.
26.
No, You were on frame mogging before.
Yes.
I saw a video where he's like, you got to set up vantage points in your house.
Oh, that shit is fucked.
So trying to get vantage points.
You were looks maxing way, but you were wearing lifts.
You, you are clavicular.
You're the OG mogger, dog.
Chosen one.
There's another way to say the name that I wouldn't say, but I think so you guys can imagine it.
But you bro, this is hilarious.
Yeah, watch this.
What you do is you have to set up what's called vantage points.
So you take, like, something like that.
I'm not going to put it down.
So just saying this is a regular book.
Don't do it with a cron.
Let me give you a book.
He goes, yeah, dog, don't you?
And then you go, you like, rest on it, and then you set up the next vantage point.
Like, yo, this is hilarious.
Just make it to the bedroom.
Oh, you're good.
Al, this is what you were doing.
No, but not fast.
Yeah, but not that much.
Not that I was trying to talk to a tall bitch.
That's what he's saying.
He's like, listen, if you've got lifts, you got to maintain that height when you get back to the house.
You don't want to walk around the house with your sneakers, so you got to set up your vantage point.
Oh, no.
Once I got the numbers, it's already.
Now I'm a short king.
I got your number already.
You can't give me back season now.
They could not fuck you.
Nah, nah.
Hold on.
Well, you got to save yourself because either you're so charming.
So charming.
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Okay.
Yeah.
Or that they or no.
Just stop.
Just I'm letting you.
I'm not it.
You're so charming that they forget about your height.
Right.
You change the vantage point in their mind.
Boom.
Yeah.
You can make an argument that your hat right now is vantage points.
Right?
Because I don't even know if it's in frame.
This is war going on.
This is what we're talking about.
You're not being framebogged by your own hat.
This is what we care about now.
No, I'm just saying.
That is hot in the middle east.
Six inches.
You're probably 5'11 with that hat on.
Yeah, respect.
So this ain't a smile.
I know.
I know.
This is a jam.
Respect.
Yeah, but I don't think that he knows that I was dissing it.
I know.
I don't care.
I heard 5'11.
Yeah.
You already know.
Maxing it is.
Fair enough.
So you are the ultimate looks back, sir.
You could make an argument that the nails play a part of this, the outfits, everything.
Yeah, but I just do what I like.
That's right.
You say you just do what you like.
He would say, I just do it against bitches.
And that's, I think, what wins is because we know that you're doing this for male attention.
But he's an interesting twist.
Yeah.
Well, I know you're not doing female attention.
You have a wife.
Obviously, you're like, Arab women have to say it at all.
Definitely not.
Yeah, I know.
Gosh, just love my nails.
You guys talk about it all the time.
We love it.
It's tons of attention.
Yeah, we love it.
It's my icebreaker.
I come through the nails.
You come.
I'm fucking you.
Exactly.
I like it.
I like it.
We try, guys.
What is Alice?
I love it.
What is Al's?
We try.
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What do you think Clavigular thinks about everything going on in the Middle East, man?
I just hope.
I wonder what his take would be.
I'm sure he'll tell us.
Like, you feel like if Khomeini was like looks maxing, like, do you think this wouldn't have happened to him?
Can you bring up that Khomeini picture?
Oh, yeah, that shit is wild.
You know what?
You actually know what happened?
He, the leader of Iran, got taken out.
Yes.
Are you up to date with all this stuff?
Yeah.
I was listening to that Asian nigga online.
Yeah.
And what?
What's your take?
What's your take?
I mean, he was breaking it down.
It's all about water, guys.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's all about the water.
Really?
So, what was he doing with the water?
How familiar were you with Khomeini?
Stop it.
What?
Like, I'm stopping.
That's letterman.
I know the letter.
It took him like four months to find out how long.
That would have been good.
If I fell for that, that was a good time.
You fell for it four times.
I didn't.
I wasn't paying attention.
I don't think you clocked it the first time.
I think it was maybe the third or fourth.
That's good.
All right.
So break down what's happening at Ronto's.
I'm not breaking it down.
Just bring it down on Far Rock.
Just bring it down from Far Rock.
Give us the Far Rock breakdown.
You got Arab niggas and Jew niggas.
And then the Jew niggas need the white boys' help.
So we the boys, we come in.
Yeah.
You know, you're white.
Nah, y'all.
Okay, we out of this.
Okay.
And so that's it.
We at war now.
That was a good breakthrough.
We had war.
That was a good breakthrough.
And then how long is the war going to last?
Like, what are the plans for war?
What are we going to do?
How do we get that?
Huh?
If we put boots on the ground.
Tim's on the ground.
We got to.
We got to.
We can't win this as a full aerial attack.
We can't.
We can't.
Why not?
Why is that?
Because Asian niggas said so.
If you're referring to Professor Jung, is that you're the first history teacher I ever like.
Yeah.
And then why did he say we can't win from an aerial attack?
It's too many of them.
And they have why have we not done this with every issue that happens?
Yeah.
Okay, go.
He's getting comfy.
Vantage backs right now.
Vantage backs right now.
Let me enlighten y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all don't know what's up, man.
Moggin's rudder.
Mogg isn't.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, great.
So It's a religious thing, and they are going to fight to the end of time.
And they got all the guns, and the people don't have any guns.
Okay, so we got to go boots on the ground to take them out to have to really have regime change because they're going to keep fighting until one side is wiped out.
Got it.
Yep.
Now, why could boots on the ground stop that?
That's the only way we can attack hand-to-hand combat.
Got it.
Because we can't just keep bombing, especially if they hide amongst the civilians.
Like, we're not just going to keep bombing everybody.
Right.
And we'll look like Israel and lose all support.
Ah, because we can't take out any of the civilians.
Yeah.
Obviously.
Holy Asian to go on real quick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, oh, God.
So let me break it down.
Yeah.
War.
Damn.
Come on.
You can't take it anymore.
We're expanding.
Come on.
That's racist.
Come on.
It's all good.
It keeps it.
Keep the point broken down to these guys.
And then, oh, fuck.
Something with the water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What happened with the water?
All the Middle East.
Yeah.
They use more water than they have like access to, right?
Like fresh water and all that shit.
Got it.
It's a desert.
And they convert salt water to fresh water.
Yep.
And so if we bomb all of these desalination, there you go.
If we bomb them, now they'll be destabilizes the whole fucking area.
Yeah.
They'll be hella thirsty.
They'll be so thirsty they can't fight.
Yeah.
And the straight of hormoose mad oil leaves and all of their food comes in.
So if they close that, all of the Middle East is going to be very hungry.
And thirsty.
Yes.
And if they close that, China, India, a bunch of niggas, they don't get any of their oil.
So now we're hurting them.
So the whole world is going to hurt.
Whole world is going to hurt.
And eventually, with enough pressure, the whole world decides what.
I don't know.
I ain't finished the video.
I ain't got to the end yet.
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah.
Respect.
Respect that, bro.
Yeah, that was fire.
Yeah, they will be hungry and thirsty, and that shit is not good, especially during Ramadan.
Well, maybe that's the time that they're most accustomed to it.
Maybe we plan this in the wrong time.
Oh, if the concern is hunger and thirst, like this is the month where they are ready for that shit.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So they have an advantage over us.
This is their hungry, thirsty month.
So they're like, all right, run it.
Let's go.
We were already planning on not drinking a lot of water.
We're already planning on not eating.
Got a good point.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So maybe they're ready.
See, no one even clocked that.
Don't even clock that.
They were all like, oh, when should we do it?
And Trump was like, Ramadan.
That was Trump's five deep chests.
It's like Ramadan time.
They'll be hungry, thirsty.
We can stretch it out.
All right.
Yeah.
Possible solution.
Yeah.
Everyone keeps wondering, what does Israel do for America?
It's a question that keeps coming up.
It came up on my show in the mornings.
People are wondering, what does Israel do for America?
America, we're swinging our dicks around and just like, yo, Greenland, you're us now.
Yo, Venezuela, we'll take your oil.
Why don't we take Israel?
Ooh, 51st state.
Boom.
Ooh.
Move a bunch of Americans there.
Take 14 years.
I mean, whichever ones want to go.
You know, whichever one's going to go.
Yeah.
Whoever's interested.
Yeah.
You know.
But now at least we get something and we have a reason why we need to defend them because they're us now.
Got it.
Because whatever they got is ours.
Yeah.
That's an interesting take.
Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
Maybe they're not a state, but they're a territory.
Exactly.
So now we have access to whatever they do.
Boom.
And we're incentivized to defend them with all of our military might.
We're doing this already.
It feels disproportionate.
With nothing.
I hear what you're saying.
It's like we're spending all this money.
All this money is taxpayers ultimately going to have to pay, or they're going to print a bunch of money.
And then the savings that we have just gets devalued.
And we don't really know what we get out of Iran.
Yeah.
So poke holes in that.
Bro, I think that's far.
I think we make them.
I think we make them 51st state or territory.
I think we set up.
Start them out as a territory.
I don't know if you jump in a state.
It's like a trial period.
It's like a green card.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that could be good.
Yeah, that could be good.
And then we put, I mean, who would run it, I guess?
Do we keep Bibi or do we get an American governor or something?
Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Something like that.
Get that Kushner nigga.
He's over there a lot.
Tucker, maybe?
Tucker?
We could get Tucker to do it.
I don't think they feel in Tucker right now.
But maybe that's what you need sometimes, you know?
A little pushback.
Candace, you know?
I feel like they shake shit up, really.
I'm gonna convert to Islam before they're like, Candace, be the fucking prime minister at this film.
Yeah.
Did you guys watch Candace's Charlie Kirk or what is it called?
The bride of Charlie.
The bride of Charlie Doctor.
The bride of Charlie.
That's what I'm doing.
You haven't watched this?
I haven't.
Dude, Candace is just on one, dude.
Really?
She just spits.
She just spits.
She's going a little crazy, right?
Like, she's a little bit more.
It's time to tell, bro.
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
What if she's right?
Yeah.
What if she's right?
The conspiracy theorist of today is the prophet of tomorrow.
They probably called Professor Jang crazy.
Is she?
Probably called Professor Jang crazy.
Yeah.
Now he just called it perfectly.
He's that nigga.
Not because they called him crazy.
Nah, he's that nigga.
They called him crazy.
Didn't they call him crazy?
They were like, he called, what did he say?
What was his big call?
He said Trump was going to win the election.
We were going to invade Iran.
And, bro, like, when people are upset at him, maybe.
They're like, what the fuck do you know?
Do you remember on this podcast?
I was quoting him being like, oh, yeah, we're going to invade Iran.
Boots on the ground.
And we have a clip of it.
I should pull it up.
And everyone in the pod was kind of like, shut up.
No, this is good.
I'm listening.
I'm listening, but still.
We were just.
Oh, nigga.
I am technically listening.
I can't block you out.
But no, it was, we brought it up and people were kind of like, yeah, I don't think so.
Maybe.
We'll see.
But he predicted that in 2024.
And he said that JD Vance would be vice president back in 2024.
Technically, he said Nikki Haley for JD.
If it's not Nikki Haley, it'll be JD.
Okay, here's a question.
They got to sell the war to America because nobody in America wants this war outside of the Persians.
And I understand the Persians.
Persons are fired up.
They're fired up Persians.
I don't blame them, right?
They're talking to their family back there and they're just like, Jesus Christ, they got to suffer through this horrible fucking regime.
And we're in Beverly Hills and we're driving G-Wagons and life is sick.
So I get that.
But the rest of the people in America can't even point out Iran on a map.
Like the average person, do you think, knows where the fuck Iran is?
Probably not.
No, not at all.
Watch the Asian nigga.
You'll learn.
Pull up a map.
Pull up a map.
Let's do it.
Okay.
So how does the government propagandize us into a war?
Imagine this was before like, you know, the democratization of information where like the government could just tell us what to think and we just kind of believed it.
How do they get us into this one?
Well, the nuke strategy is a classic.
I mean, that one's tried and true.
Yeah.
Everyone loves the nuke strategy.
They have nukes.
They're about to have nukes.
They're about to have any minute now.
Any minute.
Even though we just destroyed it.
Yeah, but they're quick at getting.
Oh, they're so fast, these Persians.
They built a nuke out of four G-Wagons.
They put it together.
They built another nuke.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we had to, we had to.
So they're trying that.
I don't think that's working.
But so the Americans aren't really concerned about the Iranian nuke threat.
So how else?
Why else do we need to go in there?
Radical Islam.
Radical Islam.
They're running around.
They're trying to shoot.
They hate us.
How about this one?
Yes.
How about this one?
Iran has the largest population of Shia.
Yeah.
That makes a huge difference.
That is a difference.
That is true.
Keep going.
That is true.
I'm trying to draw knowledge on y'all.
No, you were.
I don't know.
All right.
We have to sell the American public on this war.
Okay.
So, what is our sale?
What is our pitch?
How do we get unanimous American support?
Just bend over for BB like Trump is doing.
Right, right, right, right.
But that's not working on America.
I mean, that's a schedule of it.
That's what's happening.
I don't even know if gays support that.
They're like, there's way a better dick out there.
We're trying to propagandize.
Yeah, we're trying to propagandize.
We're not saying what's actually happening.
We're trying to say, like, how do you sell the war?
How about this?
Okay.
What if they go, hey, American people, the only white Super Bowl halftime show just happens to be in Iran?
Fire.
We need to liberate it.
Back to work.
Back to work.
Think about that.
Do you think the American people all of a sudden are like, whoa?
Yeah.
We've been wanting this for the last seven years.
Yes.
We got to go get it.
They got Luke Bryan over there.
Luke Bryan.
We got to get him back.
Is captured.
He's in a bunker where they're also making nukes, but that's not the big deal.
He's there making the greatest music he's ever made, and he will not be released until the Iranian people are free.
Yes.
That might work.
That works on y'all.
That would work a little.
Imagine they said, oh, Jay-Z's in the bunker.
Got to stay.
Iran got Jay-Z.
Iran has Jay-Z.
You're not putting boots on the ground for Jay-Z.
Bro, Ayatollah.
He lived a long life.
He took dinner with Jay-Z, and it was a trap.
It was a ruse.
He said, he said, come on, dinner.
And he got him on Jay-Z.
He said, come to him.
Have a cuddle.
And they got him.
You wouldn't do it.
No boots on the ground.
No boots on the ground for Jay-Z.
Who would you put boots on the ground for Jay-Z?
My mom.
That's it.
All right.
My sister, she can go.
All right, ready?
I love he says I'm broke.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Ayatollah.
They captured Jay-Z.
Nas.
He don't care.
He don't know anymore.
Big Daddy King.
And your girl.
In a crazy, very calculated, pointed, personal attack to get you to support them and disseminate this information through AM in the mornings.
Yeah.
Sometimes my girl got to cover up a little.
Hello.
Lo Sharia might not be bad.
Okay.
All right.
So jokes.
All right.
So there's nothing that could get you to support it.
No, absolutely.
Mark, what about you?
Well, not you, but like, how would you propagandize the American people?
I don't know.
Is this the first war of American history where they haven't even bothered to propagandize?
Yeah, they didn't even sell us on it.
Well, they try to, but it's like, it's not working.
They don't.
And they're just like, fuck it.
We're doing it.
They don't.
We need it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's for our safety.
And then, I mean, they ran a couple things, which, again, predicted by Professor Jones in Trump's speech, where he was basically like, you say that you're a big hero that's going to liberate the people of Iran.
Which, I mean, if they're able to get rid of the regime and put in like a much more democratic regime, technically true.
But then he said, it's not our responsibility for that, yo.
I mean, fair.
Good point.
But that's what he said.
Trump said, like, oh, I'm going to save the people.
We're going to stop terror.
We're going to stop the funding of terror.
He put a bunch of reasons out.
Okay.
And that was like Trump's kind of justification in the back end.
But, I mean, do you hate this guy?
This guy over here.
Control Oil in Iraq00:13:44
Stop trying.
Usually it will work.
You personed him up a little.
It was close.
It was close.
Fuck.
I like Letterman too much.
I really don't think there's anything that gets America to support the war.
Of course, we've seen fucking Iraq and Afghanistan.
We don't want this shit again.
Yeah, I just don't think, I don't know if there's a single thing that you could get.
Now, if they are able to pull it off in a short amount of time, like let's say in two weeks, they're able to do it and the people get liberated and there's a new regime in there.
I don't know if people like look at it unfavorably.
But in no way are they going to go, yes, we should continue to do this and we should continue to support it.
Americans don't give a fuck.
Americans can't fucking care about what's happening in Iraq.
But they're trying to control speech already.
So I put up a clip about the war.
Yeah.
Instagram is fine on TikTok.
It got taken down.
Did you say you were just being silly or did you try to do that?
I didn't say that.
But still, it wasn't even, I don't think anything like inflammatory really was said, just like disagreeing with the war, like this, let's stop another stupid war.
And they took it down immediately on TikTok and not Instagram.
I heard they're doing that with Epstein stuff too.
Yeah.
Like that's they're trying already.
Interesting.
Interesting.
It's crazy that they just haven't given any, they haven't lied at all.
Hey, we want Greenland.
Hey, we want the oil in Venezuela.
I wonder if they realize they just can't lie anymore.
I wonder if there's just so many people that have a voice right now that even if they try to lie, it will be debunked immediately.
Yeah.
The media's just too open.
Yeah.
It's just all like out there.
And no one trusts the government anymore.
Yeah.
There's no like, no one defending it.
Yeah.
There is also this like.
If they say they're going for oil, you're almost so skeptical.
You're like, oh, they might be going to liberate them and bring democracy.
Like it's always working reverse on them.
I'm like, damn, they're really.
I still want to know, is there any downside if we just say, yo, we're taking Israel?
I mean, yeah.
No, what?
Downside?
Yeah.
Like, who would be against it?
Well, probably Israel.
Why?
We like if we work as close as we do with them.
It's like, you could still be a people, do your thing.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you familiar at all with them?
Are you familiar at all with them and like the history of the region and what explicitly they want?
Their thing.
It's still, we'll still call it Israel.
It'll still be a Jewish land, but it's just dude.
I was back in Daddy.
Like in Germany.
He's like, all right, so we put them all in one place.
Yeah, yeah, ghetto.
No, no, no.
We call it Israel.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
We put up walls and they're just kind of all there.
We've tried this.
It's called Boca.
And it works really well.
People really enjoy it.
So they have the American version of it.
But there's some that are like, ah, we don't want that.
We want our thing over there with, you know, the religious sites and all that kind of stuff.
I think they probably want a right to self-determination.
What if we pulled out all of our support?
Would they still want that?
Well, I don't know if our support exists.
That's what I'm saying.
What if our support comes with, hey, you're us now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then I think they would be on board.
Well, I don't know if they would have a choice.
They're not on board.
You don't think so?
Well, that's not, they don't get a choice on that.
Yeah, they would just have to.
Well, they also got nukes.
So they might.
But the thing I would say is they'd be like, we're going to do it.
But the thing I would say is like, well, what do they got that we want?
This is the thing I don't understand with the Iran stuff for us is like, it's like the Venezuela and Greenland shit was at least transactional with like a resource.
Yeah.
Like we don't know what a fucking rare earth is, but at least you could be like, hey, we need that for our phones.
And then we'd be like, I guess we need it for our phones.
Like, you know, like, it seems like there's something important up there.
Rare earth is such a funny sign.
What even is that?
What is it?
I asked a girl at the show.
I was like, do you know what a rare earth is?
And she's like, a rare earth mineral.
I go, don't just add a fucking another word.
And then we're all just as confused.
We're all guessing it.
We don't know fucking Glenn.
It makes the batteries and it makes the chips.
And that's what everybody cares about, right?
And we don't know what a chip is.
I don't know what NVIDIA is.
None of us know what NVIDIA is.
It's the most important company in the world.
I don't know.
Is it in my phone?
All they do is they say it's in your phone.
And you go, I need that motherfucker.
Don't take it.
Hey, Greenland, save Taiwan.
I just can't fathom we can't move the whatever.
The thing that I don't understand about Iran is like, what do we get?
Like, let's say we liberate the people, which is an incredibly benevolent act, right?
To free the people from a horrible regime.
That's great.
I don't see America or any country for that matter having this like benevolent history where we're just out there trying to liberate people.
Yes.
Right?
Come on.
Well, we do it.
We do it.
Afghanistan.
You're right.
Iraq.
We spent what?
Honduras, $20 trillion on Iraq to liberate them from the Taliban just to give them back to the Taliban.
Exactly.
What a fucking mission that was.
Vietnam.
Forgot that one.
That's right.
Yeah.
What did we do for them?
Now they just got more mopeds.
That's all.
The only thing that changed Vietnam is more mopeds.
Okay.
So we have this situation with, I just spit right on your forehead.
It was.
Dude.
And you're for it so hard it didn't even absorb it.
Bounced off.
I just did it again.
I'm sorry.
Absolutely smart bathtub.
This is like a hazing ritual.
So I guess what I'm saying, it's like they haven't even told us what the thing is in the air, right?
Like, do we go in and now we have a deal with Iran and we get half of the oil?
Do we get to control where the oil goes?
Like there have, they haven't even disclosed what this, what the benefit is to us at all in this situation.
Yeah, I wonder if they just said it outright.
If people would be like, all right, I mean, I mean, they kind of have, but if they, if Trump was just straight up, like, we need the oil.
We want to control the oil.
We need to control the petrodollar.
We don't want China to get it.
We're getting rid of these people and we're going to control the straight horn moves.
Then it's like.
Honestly, honestly, I think it would be more support than it is now.
I don't think it would be unanimous U.S. support, but it would be more support than this existential nuclear threat, which I just don't think works on Americans anymore.
Yep.
I just don't get why more people are in fucking.
I like outrage.
This is the crazy thing about Americans.
We're not like war wars, man.
No, we are.
Everybody is.
But like, the kind of wild things about Americans is like, there'll be countries that go death to America.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, Iran is like, death to America.
And they're actively trying to make a nuclear weapon.
And Americans are still like, man, you don't hate us like that.
Like, you don't really hate us, bro.
Like, you don't really.
I don't even think they hate us like that.
Like, the dude is like, we're death to America.
I'm like, you don't feel that way, bro.
That's how most dudes feel about lesbians.
You know what I mean?
They're like, I hate men.
You're like, come on.
You ever met me?
The hot ones.
You haven't even met your boy.
The hot ones.
The more solid ones, you're like, I believe you believe that.
But the hot ones, you're like, come on, who heard you, man?
That is the American arrogance.
Like, we don't think, why would you want to bomb them?
What are you going to watch on TV?
What are you going to watch?
Like, what is news going to be without us shaking shit up and making things interesting every day?
Exactly.
You ever go to another country and they just follow American news?
No, yeah, yeah.
We got to tax them for that shit.
Like, we need to get a little of the YouTube rights.
You're just covering us all day on your news?
That is crazy.
American news is syndicated.
Everywhere.
So I had Australian news companies reaching out for a comment on some American shit.
And I'm like, why?
What?
What is going on?
Ask me about Street Fighter.
Why would we ask about how I feel about America?
Did you do it?
Did you do it?
I didn't do that shit.
I need my petrodollar, bro.
But like, yeah, I just think it's like, there has to be, I guess, Americans, we don't fear it.
And that's a good thing.
You know, it's been a long time since there's been this major attack on American soil.
Like, obviously, we had 9-11, but even 9-11, I think most Americans are like, ah, we might have had some involvement in that.
Well, now.
Now we know.
So now we know.
Now people say.
Yes.
But now you can't even evoke that.
But you know what I mean?
Like, you can't even evoke that to get us worried about it happening again because we're more worried about our own government doing it.
Yep.
Yep.
Right?
So I think it's like, you got to be super honest.
And if the honest strategy is, I mean, look, the honest strategy, what the internet thinks is like, hey, this is really beneficial for Israel.
They seem like the biggest beneficiary.
Pretty much it is.
Yeah.
But I think there's probably other things, if I had to guess.
Well, that's, I think, what you were saying about like controlling the strategy war moves and controlling oil exports from Iran and being able to.
This idea that we're going to like cripple China by having all the oil.
It's like, okay, well, then how are we going to get fucking video games?
Like, how are we going to get jeans?
How are we going to get shirt?
Like, we are China and America are so dependent on one another for things that we actually can't cripple them without crippling ourselves.
But it's a game of chicken.
That's the trade war.
We're willing to suffer a little bit.
That's what we're doing now in a trade war.
Exactly.
But like, it allows us to give some leverage.
I think that's what happens.
Like, if we were to go to like a real hot war with China and we have control of this oil that we let China get freely, all of a sudden we could potentially restrict that.
And there is like a leverage play there.
I mean, I think China said something earlier this year in a negotiation with Trump.
I mean, this is like one article that I read.
So I don't know how what exactly is going on.
But they basically were like in a negotiation with some trade thing and they were basically like, we're going to give you no rare earths.
And America was like, what?
And so the average person is kind of just like a little like blip in an article.
But apparently, according to like this one economist, that is basically like a nuclear option for trade.
Like, hey, we're going to cut you off from rare earths.
It's basically just like, you guys are done and it's war.
And it was a massive thing.
And then they were able to like kind of backpedal and like get to an agreement.
Yeah.
But the fact that they pulled that to the American basic envoys trying to do the trade deal, they were like, oh.
So it's like that.
That's how you feel.
And so that was seen as like an escalating, an escalating move in the negotiation.
It makes sense.
And so we got to control the oil.
So all that to say, it's like, all right, now it's like time to, again, this is, I don't like the conflict.
Like, I don't think we need to be in like another venue in the Middle East.
But I'm just trying, I'm trying to understand the rationale.
And there's other allies in the region that kind of want it.
Yes.
Saudi Arabia benefits massively because what the Houthis are sponsored by Iran.
Yeah.
They get like to get rid of this terror proxy.
They get more control over oil.
Like they, you know, there's advantages.
And it seems like it hurts China.
Yeah.
And if hurting China helps us, it stops a multi-front war.
I wonder.
I don't know.
I wonder if Americans can't say it because then it looks like a blatant attack on China.
So like America, like the powers that be, like the administration can't basically say, okay, like this is the strategic reason why we're doing this.
They can say that why they're doing it for Greenland.
They're like, hey, we need these resources because it goes in your fucking phone or whatever.
They can say Venezuela for oil.
But they can't be like, hey, we need to control the oil exports here because China gets 20% of their oil from there.
And if it ever push comes to shove, we need to be able to kind of siphon that shit off.
That seems like an actual.
Right.
It's like a declaration.
And like you need some plausible deniability.
Yes.
So now they're stuck between this rock and hard place where they cannot give us any reason why it benefits us without pissing off China or making that declaration.
And then the only reason it looks like we're in there is just because Israel needs it.
Yeah.
Right.
And then naturally, Americans are furious about it, right?
Because we're like, how the fuck does this benefit me?
I can't afford to pay for college.
I can't buy a home.
I can't pay for health insurance.
And we're going to spend billions of dollars in a war in a country I can't even point out on a map.
How is this beneficial to me?
Yep.
Yeah.
That's how they feel already.
Yeah.
As they should.
You know, the what if the other GCC countries like get upset at America, like, yo, why you keep deflecting all these bombs from hitting Israel, but you keep letting us get touched.
I mean, that's the, that's what they're going to try to do, basically.
It's like, yeah, like, that's the Iranian strategy you're saying.
That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah.
Put enough pressure on the region.
Horizontal escalation.
You just put all the allies under pressure to where they just say, Hey, let's get a ceasefire.
Let's get a deal going.
Let's do something because it is kind of Iran to win.
They just need to retain power.
Exactly.
That's the W.
The W isn't maintaining their military might, it's just maintaining power.
The regime stays in place.
Yeah.
And we stated the goal, which was we want regime change.
So if we don't get it, we lost.
Yeah.
And how would we get it besides boots on the ground?
Like, isn't there no way we can get it?
I think this is what this is.
What's so what they're hoping is that like the people revolt again.
No guns.
Well, not even no guns.
If I'm the people, it's like I'm not in the streets while you bomb in dickhead.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And if you say you're going to not bomb, then you're basically telling the Iranian officials that, hey, Coast is going to be clear for a little while so they can do whatever they need to do.
So it's a very peculiar situation.
I just can't see a scenario where the regime is just like, oh, it's fine.
You guys have it.
Like, in what scenario would they give it up?
Well, enough of them just keep getting merced where they go, okay, if every time we meet up, all the officials get blown the fuck up.
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I don't know if this is true.
Go!
Apparently, Trump said this.
I just saw it on a tweet, so it might be bullshit, but regardless, it's so funny.
They're like, a reporter is like, so Trump, who's going to take over control of Iran?
And Trump's like, I don't know.
I guess the position's open.
So look at me making jobs in Iran too.
Like, bro, fuck.
I don't know if that's true.
That's just hilarious.
Oh, I don't like that God.
Apparently, I again, this could be bullshit, but apparently, like, the person they had in mind for next in command, yeah, they murked him, they also killed him, yeah, yeah.
But I think it's like, again, I don't know.
There's just one article that I read, but it seems like it's the same thing with Venezuela.
It's like, you take out Maduro, who gets whoever takes over for Maduro.
It's not the oppositional person that technically won the election.
I forget her name.
It was Maduro.
Darcy, the person that took over was Maduro's VP.
Right.
Darcy Rodriguez.
Darcy Rodriguez.
Yeah.
And so she's within the administration.
She technically has like the line of secession for Maduro.
And so she's legitimate to the people of Venezuela.
And so.
And she's willing to be amiable to that's a little different because it's like they're just like, hey, let me just do what's best for me and the people instead of you have this regime who doesn't really care about the people.
And it just like, yo, this is a war of ideology and we're just going to fight it.
Right.
Till we all die.
Yeah.
Which is the problem with going to war in the Middle East, right?
Is that they're just willing to take it to the end.
Other places.
Why are we?
Let's not do this.
Because they don't have reggaeton.
They don't have Carnival.
They don't have fun.
Latin American countries enjoy life.
They're like, I want to party.
I want to shake ass.
I want to put a headdress on and I want to rock in the streets and I want to make out with people.
I enjoy this.
Right?
That works in our face.
Yeah.
Think how much fun are we going to do?
You see us go in description.
You're like, this is awesome.
It was like Bill Clinton on a stand just now.
Think about it.
Think about it.
It's like all the people that come here from the Latin countries are dreaming of the day when the Latin countries go back to prominence so they can go back there and party and be with their family and joy.
Like the Cubans aren't going, I'm done with Cuba.
They're like, I can't wait to Cuba is back.
They have this love and connectivity where, you know, I think there's a lot of people that leave their countries and these like places and they're like, I'm good to not be there because that shit fucking sucked.
Yeah.
But the Persians here seem like they can't wait to go back because there was a time that they made me remember where it was more liberated and they could, you know, thrive.
And yeah.
I mean, the regime's obviously repressive.
Like that much is true.
So they're like, yeah, we can get rid of them and go back and have free trade and democratize.
And whether it's the Shah or just another pro-American person, it's better than what we have.
So like, I get their perspective, but I don't know.
It's a, I think the idea is like, okay, if you can decapitate is what they call the strategy, like these decapitation strikes, where like you take out the head and then you hope that the people revolt and that you're basically banking on enough people revolting.
And they also took out like strategic locations where there was a spot that was doing all of like the protest suppression within Iran.
So anytime there'd be a protest, they would basically send out this like police force that would squash it.
Yeah.
And they took out the headquarters of that.
So they're basically like, okay, now we can create the environment for this to happen.
Now, is it for like humanitarian reasons?
Probably not.
Like, I don't think America really gives a shit.
I think America is just thinking like, how do we get these people to do what we want?
And even if that's a civil war, sure.
If it's like a rump state, whatever.
Is it likely that's going to happen?
It's a rump state.
Basically, just like a chaos, like a failed nation without any real leader and like just, you know, a remnant of whatever it was before.
Got it.
So like, I don't think America really cares.
Unfortunately, that sucks, bro.
So that's the thing.
And then the concern is like, oh, well, is the, is the solution going to be, you know, the cure is going to be worse than the disease.
It's like you take out this guy, is the next thing going to be worse.
Is every bomb you drop also filled with hate for America and radicalization and creating a nation of people that want to just fight you forever?
Yeah.
And we've seen from history what it's probably going to end up.
Well, that's what they say that like, you know, once you start dropping bombs on a nation, they unify.
Yeah.
It's very rare that you drop bombs on a nation.
They go, thank you.
Right?
Like, yes, they're probably angry at this oppressive leadership.
And then all of a sudden you see this like a school of like girls that gets destroyed.
And then you start going, whoa, what the fuck is going on here?
I thought you were attacking military targets.
Which in fairness, I've heard, I don't know if this has been confirmed, but that was a misfire.
When the war starts.
First casualty is true.
Yeah.
100%.
But I've just heard people say, again, I have no fucking.
Of course.
And they say, oh, it wasn't actually us.
It was Iran that did it.
There was like a misfire.
That's the move.
It's like, oh, you just happened to get a picture.
That's you.
Yeah.
That's the move.
Anytime someone says something, you just say the opposite.
Three of our planes went down.
They're like, we did it.
Yeah.
Actually, it was us that took them down.
Yeah, we took our own planes down.
Oopsie daisy.
You see the pilots just posted up?
It's insane.
Yeah.
Multiple pilots just like standing there with like their parachutes, just like, fuck.
And guys in their like gowns, like they didn't even get military garbed up.
I thought they had like a military garb, but the dudes that went out to go get the pilot that ejected, they were in the full ghost shit.
They were in the Pac-Man ghost shit, like running like, are you okay?
Thank you for helping us or whatever.
But like, you got to give them some pants and some boots.
I assume they were in his regular town folk.
Word?
That's what I thought.
I thought it was just regular old people.
Some people go down.
You just, yeah, there's video inside a truck where they're watching a guy come down in the parachute and they're filming it.
Oh, wow.
Trucking towards where he's going to fall.
I need to see the video like 20 seconds before where they find it's a woman and they're like, holy shit.
Like, they let chicks fly these planes.
What the fuck is going on?
They're going to tell their kids 20 years from now.
They'd be like, no.
Like, no, I saw it.
The woman flying.
Joan of Arc was in the planes.
I mean, yeah, they're like pulling up.
He's like, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
And this is him explaining he's an American because they don't know at that point.
Yeah, American.
Yeah.
That must be scary.
Do they have a weapon on them?
I think they got like some sticks.
You're like a pole or something.
No, no, no, no.
Like a pilot.
Just a pilot.
Fly concealed carry.
I mean, that's.
I don't know.
How do you get it through security and shit?
Stupid.
That's a double.
That's a double I'll take it.
I fly out.
I wonder what they do.
Like they give them a little like nine millimeter and like luck shit.
Jump out.
You gotta think like, you gotta give them something.
Yeah.
I'm wondering.
Can we get a Google on that?
Fighter pilots do carry personal firearms, but generally only when they're flying over hostile territory.
Bang.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess you don't even want to bring that out.
When you're saying bring it down.
Hands in the air, bro.
If you land hands in the air.
If you got a multi-million dollar fighter jet and you have got to use this thing, you're in trouble.
Game over.
Imagine.
I would pull the second I eject.
The second I eject, I got my shit out.
Shooting on the way down.
You better not fuck with me.
Yeah.
Also, ejecting and then having to go like have a combo after must be insane.
Yeah, I know.
Because you know the pressure of these ejectors.
Like these guys are all three inches shorter than when they started.
It's that many G's.
Yeah, it's like your spine compresses.
Yeah.
They'll break full, like, I think if someone famously like broke their bones just from the ejection and the landing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the wind force, if you're high enough up and fast enough.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's insane.
So you eject and then you got to come down and then like negotiate in Arabic with the homies.
Yeah, be like, I'm good.
Like, that's a heavy day.
How much does that suck?
To like, you're in a dogfight.
You get clipped by a scud missile.
You eject just in time before the plane explodes.
You parachute down, survive, and then get shot in the head the second you land on the ground.
Like, you, you, what is that movie where you avoid death?
What is that called?
Oh, final destination.
Final destination, like, three different ways, and then you get down, and a guy in fucking sandals and a ghost outfit shoots you right in your fucking head.
That's got, I mean, there's got to be a moment where you're just like, oh, Jesus, just take me out.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
That should be humiliating.
Damn.
It should be embarrassing.
Maybe they carry the gun for other reasons.
Ooh.
One bullet.
Yep.
Damn.
I mean, it's just wild.
And then you get shot down by your own people.
Yeah.
I mean, it's wild.
Yeah.
Let's hope this is short.
Let's hope this is short and the no Americans die and the people of Iran don't die and they get liberated.
Oh, who you think runs out of ammunition first?
Because the Asian nigga was like, Iran's sending $50,000 drones.
But Israel's sending million dollar missiles to so this is the this is what happened with Russia in Afghanistan.
Okay.
Whereas like I think America had equipped the Taliban with these anti like helicopter rocket launchers.
So they were taking out these like multi-million dollar like military grade helicopters with a few thousand dollar rocket launchers that they were just you know in a cave and they'd come out of the cave and then boom.
And like it just became I played Golden Eye.
You remember the game?
So it's like it just became economically improbable for Russia to be victorious because they weren't going to get on the ground and just start going rocket launcher for rocket launcher.
And I think that's the scenario that he's displaying right now, which is like a million dollar missile to take out a $50,000 drone, you know, eventually you kind of run out of those or you run out of money.
Yeah.
And so how many drones does Iran have?
And can they keep creating these drones?
And will another country supply them with drones?
That's the other thing that's kind of wild.
No, they're saying he said that making 500 a day, they have like 80,000 or something crazy.
So they got to take out those drone factories.
To me, that seems like the most reasonable.
And apparently the other thing is like America's anti-missile, like ground-to-air missile defense, we only have a certain amount and we're arming Saudi Arabia, UAE.
Like we have, you know, Israel, like all these different things.
Yeah.
And we're getting depleted.
So the question is like, will we run out before them?
And I feel like we will because Trump tweeted, we have unlimited missiles.
Trump only tweets shit like that when shit ain't good.
Like when the economy sucks, he's like, it's the greatest economy that's ever happened in history.
What was that?
How many missiles we got?
He's like infinity missiles.
We have infinity fucking.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
No.
That's not good at all.
And the reason that's not good is twofold because they're not going to, and this is where shit gets ugly.
They're not just going to be like, all right, we're out of missiles.
See you later, guys.
Good try.
What they'll probably do is escalate.
And that escalation means civilian deaths in Iran.
Yeah.
And the escalation trap or whatever.
That's what they call it.
So it's like, okay, we're running out of these defensive missiles.
We're going to have to go more offensive.
And that means we're going to have to target places that probably have civilians there.
And then that's going to grow natural resentment and hatred for decades, centuries for a group of people that wanted liberation.
They're like, well, now I'm dying for this liberation at the hands of the people that are trying to liberate me.
Fuck them.
Maybe the regime was right.
Maybe we need to unify behind them so that more of us don't get killed.
Fuck.
Yeah, it's just ridiculous.
Yeah.
War.
Trump said, yeah, what is it going for?
Absolutely nothing.
Also, you saw people saying this is just to cover up the Epstein files.
That seems a little ridiculous.
This seems pretty egregious to tell about the Epstein files.
You know what I mean?
Like, because it's one, we're not forgetting about the Epstein files.
But you know the name of this operation?
Epic Fury.
EF Epstein files.
Who's annoyed him?
Do you guys think it's just a cover-up for the Epsi about this?
This seems insane.
It can hurt.
No, it's one of those things.
Maybe it moved up like a month.
Yeah.
Maybe it moved up two weeks or something.
But I think this is probably in motion for 30 years.
Yeah.
They just found somebody dumb enough to go along with it.
Like Trump was dumb enough to do it.
They've been trying to get America to do this forever.
Facts.
And then they found a guy stupid enough to do it.
And they probably filled his head as you're going to be the liberator, the great hero, the person that brings peace to the world.
And you think that's how they convince him to do it?
Or do you think they have something on him?
How do they have something on him?
How did Mom Do?
They showed him a newspaper, bro.
How did Mamdani convince him to build some units in New York City?
He went with two newspapers and he was like, this one, you look like a hero, and this one is when, who is it, Gerald Ford?
Yeah, things like that.
You look like an asshole.
You want to be a hero and asshole.
And Mamdani actually.
He's nice.
No, he's nice.
He needs credit for the snow, too.
He's not getting enough credit for the snow.
He got the snow to fuck up out of here.
And New Yorkers got a nice little paycheck on the way.
And it actually worked.
And people are trying to act like that he didn't deserve credit for that.
And he does deserve to be.
He got ice out twice.
Bang.
Damn.
Okay.
And he got that bad bitch out of jail.
It's like, come on, he's doing the lowest work, my guy.
No, but he unlocked something that like a lot of, I think, Democratic politicians don't have the political will to do, which is like he'll go there and take a picture with Trump and he'll talk to him and negotiate with him.
And he knows how transactional Trump is.
And then he'll get something out of it.
Where I think most Democrats are in this state where they're like, fuck this guy.
Look at all these horrible things he's doing.
I'm not even going to talk to him because that could look like I'm trying to fraternize with the enemy.
And this is a rookie politician working Trump.
But imagine what these fucking leaders are doing everywhere.
But this is because he's not a dumb like ideological lib.
Yes.
He's a commie, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
He's a leftist.
He has like actual left economic policy.
So he's like, I don't care.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't care what the pronoun is, the word, whatever.
Like, let's just build shit.
Yeah.
And like, try to lower costs.
Like, it's actually, it seems like it's more pragmatic.
How do I help my people?
Whereas all these other people are like, oh, if I'm with this person, then they're going to think that I'm one of the bad guys that use bad words.
And then, and it's like, he also has, I would say, enough political capital and trust within his base that he could do something like this.
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Yeah.
Where all these other politicians are absolutely terrified that the base will turn against them and they'll be kicked out of office.
And etc.
That is kind of my theory, but he built up that.
He built up that trust.
He deserves fucking credit for it.
And this is a ballsy move, which a lot of Democrats would never fucking do.
Keep in mind, like, he's going to meet with the guy who everybody thinks is a pedophile and is covering up other pedophiles.
Right?
Think about that.
Like, that is optically why nobody wants to go meet with him, right?
Because they're like, now I'm enabling this guy who's covering up the global pedophile ring.
Now I'm chumming it up and asking for favors from a guy who's covering a global pedophile ring.
Fuck that guy.
I'm not talking to him.
He's like, we need to build apartments in New York and that's my job and that's what I'm going to do.
And he's the guy in power.
That's fire.
That's a ballsy move.
Shout out to him.
No, for real.
You're doing it.
But like, you see why you see why other politicians won't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a fire move.
But you, but you would also see why others might get tons of criticism.
Because they pussy.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
But like, for example, I don't know if an AOC would do that.
We'll see.
It helps that he's the mayor.
Exactly.
He's not involved.
Like, he doesn't have a vote on any of the congressional sayings of what happens in the country.
What he has control over is what happens in his city, and he can get help for what?
Yeah, it helps a lot.
He's the mayor.
Obviously, like you said, mayors of New York is incredibly important, more important than many other positions.
The vice president president down there.
He can't be.
No, no, no.
No, it's the most important part.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it also weirdly does help Trump a little bit that he can't be president.
Oh, huge.
Yeah.
Trump isn't threatened by him.
He doesn't see it as like political jobs.
You're not going to get my job.
You're not going to, your face ain't going to be on these walls.
He's like Veris.
You can let him be close to the king.
Exactly.
Because he ain't going to do it, he angel balls.
He can't sire.
Exactly.
So, but what's interesting about it is like.
Never seen the show.
Never seen it.
I can't believe I can't believe that.
I should have never contacted me.
But yeah, it is interesting.
Yeah, that is interesting because he could also gain political capital just by bagging on Trump.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, and that would get his base riled up.
But he probably knows that the best success for him, not only politically, just like as a person in New York City, is if he delivers on his promises.
Yeah.
And this is a pathway to delivering.
Yeah.
It's really, it's a ballsy move.
I think most people wouldn't do it, especially Democrats would not go do that.
Probably not.
Even Republicans now they're covering up the Epstein shit.
I don't think there's, I think there's Republicans are like, I'm not like Thomas Massey's not touching them.
Yeah.
His approval rating is in the toilet now.
So it's like, yeah, why would you want to stand next to him?
And he knows that he's going to be used for a photo op.
He knows Trump is going to be in the pick smiling.
You're going to have to be in the pick too.
It's interesting.
It's a very, yeah.
I feel like it's the other thing is kind of to the merit point that it seems like his agenda is very clear.
Yep.
Whereas all these other politicians, like their agenda is always get more power.
Where so far, Zoron, which I'm a little skeptical about, I'm like, he probably does want more power.
Relax.
That's my Black Pill cynicism where I'm like, all right.
Well, yeah, they all want more power.
But he's limited by not being born here.
Yeah, but you'll try to be governor.
Like, he'll work his way up.
That's less power.
But he hasn't shown.
I mean, senators.
Mayor is way more power.
Of New York City, it's more.
But if he's a senator, what do they do?
You get to fucking get a sick house, probably.
What has Chuck Schumer done?
Probably Kathy Hochle.
They don't do anything.
The congressmen, they just bicker and fight and like power bail.
He's damn near president number two, man.
I don't know.
New York City mayor.
That's the most powerful power.
You could pay your boys 30 bucks an hour to clean snow.
Name one congressman that could do that.
Bro, he could go.
He can get flights to Turkey.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
Flights to Turkey.
Upgrade.
Upgrade.
Bro, you saw that.
Yo, and Eric Adams didn't even come back with hair.
Damn.
Fuck you going to Turkey.
It'd be too obvious.
You're right.
It'd be way too obvious if you come back with a full head.
That would have fire.
Long curly.
No, that would be fun.
He gets a bad rap, man.
Yo, Al is the worst political mind.
No, Al is America.
Yeah.
Once you're no longer in power, we could love you.
Yes.
Yeah.
Just wait till Trump's out in like three more terms.
Al's going to be like.
He was fine.
That was cool.
I was going to be rewatching Apprentice.
Like, yeah, we got this guy wrong.
Yeah, he was funny.
He was the man.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know.
Just wait.
Just wait, dude.
Al's got amnesia.
Which is a good name.
For.
Don't do it.
Why?
Or something.
What?
Both of y'all.
It's a good name.
Racist.
No, no, no, don't do it.
How was that racist?
Just start sounding a lot of you know and name their kids.
I don't think so.
Don't do it.
Who do you think would?
There you go.
You see, Trump.
I'm asking.
You said Latino as well.
Who do you think?
Amnesia?
Yeah.
Sounds it possibly could be an Asian name.
It sounds good.
Oh, yeah.
It could be an Asian name.
It could be an Asian name.
Never heard that.
Who do you think it is?
Because right now you're squashing all of ours.
You haven't said anyone.
No, definitely a Jew.
You think it's a Jew?
Amnesia.
That was my current.
It could be Italian also.
Italian immediately.
Base it.
Base it.
You got on there.
I'll give you that.
Stop your insider trading, by the way.
Wait, why?
They come in for Mr. Beast.
You didn't see this?
No.
They're not Mr. Beast, maybe one of his editors or something.
Damn.
But basically, so Mr. Beast, because he's probably trading for him.
But okay, so Calci fined and suspended Artem Kaptur, a video editor for Mrs. Beast for insider trading.
Capture used confidential information regarding upcoming videos to place profitable bets on Calci's prediction markets.
The account was frozen.
The case reported to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, the CFTC.
Wait, but that wasn't Lord of the Rings, dude, we had in here.
No, no, he would never that look cute.
Yeah, I'm fucking cute elf.
Yeah, he's not doing that.
He would never fucking do that.
Nolan?
Don't let me down, Nolan.
No, Nolan.
Nolan's name was Artem Kaptur.
What do you have read?
I don't know white people.
Y'all all insane.
My name's just Amnesia.
That's a beautiful name.
Genuinely a beautiful name.
Nah, but Nolan, don't let me down, bro.
Yeah, you gotta, you can only insider trade on polymarket.
Yeah.
Exactly.
No, because I looked into this shit and I was like, well, why?
Why can't you?
And apparently, so Calci will get your social security number.
They like actually make sure that you're a human being.
Okay.
Whereas I think the other markets don't do that.
Oh, really?
So there is really no recourse.
Like maybe they have your banking information to get the thing.
But I remember polymarketing, you couldn't even trade here.
Like you have to use like a VPN or some shit like that.
Really?
I think you got back to Overturn, but when they first came out, you couldn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like, I think they got to prosecute this shit.
Like, I think that guy got to go to jail for anybody to trud these, trust these markets.
What?
All right, I see your point.
What?
You've got to send him to jail.
That's the point of the markets.
It's like, oh, I got a tip.
Let's go.
I'm up.
Yeah.
That's not it.
That's what makes it illegal.
That's not the insider trading.
That's Martha Stewart.
Now you go to Martha Stewart.
It's prediction markets, guys.
Yeah, it's not a prediction if you know what's going to happen.
Hey, I'm nice with it.
It's a good prediction.
Yes.
Seriously.
It's a strong.
But don't you think that that's the only way people will trust it if people start going to jail for insider trading?
I don't know even how much people are concerned about trusting it.
Tell me, what do you think?
Like, I feel like people kind of know, like, oh, there's probably some insider trading happening.
Right.
And I think that people are kind of like, at least that's how I feel.
I'm like, yeah, there's a lot of people guessing and predicting.
And then there's a lot of people, there's some people that might have some knowledge.
Yeah, I'm looking at it like meme coins.
It's like or like the stock market.
You're like, okay, some of these people know what the fuck deals America is going to make.
But even more like meme coins.
It's like, hey, pump this.
We about to get up and then we out.
You know, it's like people understand the risk.
But how do you rug pull on like a prediction market or like a prop bet?
Well, not necessarily rug pull, but you will, someone will tell you, hey, this shit is about to happen.
So let's all get rich right now.
Right.
Well, that's the other thing I don't get, which is like if you see some insider trading for y'all, right?
If I ever find out some information, well, don't incriminate us.
Yeah, we all go in jail.
I don't want to do it.
How are you insider dreams?
What do you mean?
Like, you find out some information and then what?
I'm going to just tell you, and then we go and bet on it.
Why do we have to do it?
So I don't go down.
Why would we also go down?
Because you'll fight it.
That's never happened before.
There's never been a legal battle today.
Never.
We had to fight.
Exactly.
Not related to any insider trading or anything.
No.
Okay.
We're not one of those guys.
Artem Kaptur.
Fuck that guy.
What an idiot.
What an idiot to give somebody a social security number, place a bet knowing that he's on the editing team from the thing.
Yeah.
What did he bet on?
Did it say Beast Games?
It's got to be Beast Games.
Oh, was it?
That's the only thing that he would have knowledge on, right?
Yeah.
Do you know why they could get in trouble for this?
Because Beast Games is regulated.
All game shows are regulated.
Like there are episodes of Wheel of Fortune and shit where they're like spinning it or like Who's Line or not Who's Line, but the one with Drew Carey?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where he'll accidentally mess up and give someone the answer or something, and they have to redo the take because they're like, this is all regulated.
We can't hint you.
We can't lead you to like certain answers.
So Beast Games being a show might come with the regulation.
Huh.
Yeah.
Because there is real money up for it.
It might be a situation.
There's real money baked within the game, though.
Yeah.
So yeah, you can't rig it against the other people competing in the game.
Yeah.
How does insider trading with the regulation affect it?
Well, it's the same, like, it's the reason you can't bet on WWE because it's scripted.
Right.
So, so if he has knowledge who's going to win, then it's not really fair.
But you could bet on WWE, right?
It's outlawed.
I mean, maybe in a poly, in a maybe you could trade on it.
Yeah, maybe.
But I know that betting for like WWE and things like that is fully outlawed because there are people who know.
There are people, there are decision makers.
You would be retarded to trade on WWE.
You would be absolutely retarded.
Unless you're one of the writers.
There was a thing.
Put it this way.
If anybody puts any money on WWE, match it.
Yes.
Because that motherfucker knows something.
There's a thing way back in the day with The Simpsons where they tried to figure out who killed Mr. Burns.
I don't know if you remember this.
It was a big thing.
There were a bunch of people that attempted to bet on it and got in a lot of trouble because it's a written show.
Right.
And there's a writer that knows the actual outcome.
So you can't actually bet on that because the outcome is not up to like chance or up to someone else's skill or something.
That's how it is with Beast Games, though, because it's like the show's already done.
And then they're released.
And I have an episode that it's like, we know who wins and it's coming out in three months.
And then people are still betting.
So I'm like, I don't know what it all means.
I don't know how it all works.
I'm just floating around on this rock.
You are floating around.
What do you think his penalty should be?
Jail.
Death penalty.
Death.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Public hanging.
100%.
I think it's the only way.
Also, he thought he only made 20 bands.
Wait, was it 20?
Oh, no, he's fine.
He's fine.
No, this is the thing.
It's hilarious.
He's only made 4,000.
Yeah, but this is what I thought was interesting.
It's like he tried to do like a small bet so nobody would know.
And they still know.
Wow.
You know, like they're aware of the, I guess, connectivity that you have to certain things.
And they're looking into all the bets.
I don't know how exactly the system works, but it'd be obvious if he put like a million dollar bet.
Yeah.
Which, if you're going to go to jail, put the most money.
Don't go to jail for $4,000.
You can steal that from Mr. Beast.
There's going to be $4,000 just on the form of a Beast Games.
Yeah, I couldn't work on that show.
Right.
It's just one of my pockets I have.
Come on.
Cake the hunter.
Fuck that.
Have you guys watched any of the show?
I've watched the whole thing.
You watch the whole beast?
I've loved it.
No way.
I'm like, I'm almost embarrassed because, like, it is.
Oh, I thought you were joking.
You don't watch it.
He loves it.
You don't watch certain TV, but y'all.
You got to understand beast games, traders, these things expose who we are as humans.
Yeah, you're just watching the human condition.
It gives it, it shows you what happens when people are as desperate as possible trying to get money.
Okay.
That is ultimately who we are at our core.
And it's just really good.
It reminds you why you should be Catholic, right?
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's why we need order.
We need a divine hierarchy.
Yeah, something to live up to because who we really are are pieces of shit.
Exactly.
Makes you reckon with your humanity.
That's what it's all about.
It's kind of diabolical.
Like, I gotta, we gotta talk to Jimmy about that.
Like, what is it that you like exposing?
It's a lot, to be honest.
I need to ask him because it is a lot.
It's like you're, it's just such a large amount of money.
Yeah.
That it's truly, you're seeing people like deal, like having nervous breakdowns.
Like a lot of these reality shows, like 100 grand.
Give a scenario because I think people who haven't watched it are thinking it's just like one of his YouTube videos.
The grand prize is 5 million US dollars.
Not the amount of money, but like give the psychological warfare, how he pits them against each other.
Well, there's because it's different than his YouTube videos, which are like stay in a car for a week and then you make one of the games where like I thought it's just a bunch of those.
No, some of the games are like intentionally dumb.
Some of them are like really high level and like sophisticated in terms of like strategy.
And then there's like some in the middle.
So like one of the games they do is, all right, everyone break into three groups.
There's like 100 people.
Everyone breaks into three groups.
All three of you are going to go into different rooms.
And so it's three people in a room, three people in a room, three people in a room.
And he says, all right, you guys are going to stay in this room until one of you voluntarily puts a handcuff around your wrist and chooses to be out.
And so now the three of you thought you were going in as like friends, like, oh, it's going to be our team.
And now you have to get one of the other people out.
And then they basically have to figure out how do we eliminate someone.
Yeah, you kill the guy and then put the thing around his wrist.
Okay.
No, well, you can't kill them.
Isn't that Hunger Games?
It's basically Hunger Games.
But it is also a television show.
So it's like they're basically trying to decide, okay.
Knock them out.
You don't got to kill them.
Like if we're, if we're doing this, us three, how do we decide who goes?
I'm knocking you both out.
But leaving the room, leaving the room means you're out of the game, right?
Lightwork.
No, no, leaving the room means that you win.
Handcuffing yourself means you're out of the game.
Yeah, so somebody has to sacrifice themselves for the group.
Yeah.
So what we would probably do is outside of violence, we'd probably be like, whatever I win, I will promise you 20% of.
And then you get to negotiate.
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I want 75% of.
Or I would say, actually, let's just do a random gamble.
Like, let's just all draw cards.
Whoever's the highest card, you know, loses.
But what if I try to rig that so I make sure that I draw the highest card?
Which happens where someone in the season sets up a game and rigs the game and eliminates someone.
They're like, well, I lost.
Not knowing that this person.
The oldest form of sport is combat, guys.
But isn't it like, I don't know.
That's not.
Look that up.
I'm going to outside of violence.
Wouldn't that be the best way to solve that?
Sure.
We can't do that.
Just wrestle.
And whoever taps out first, boom.
I got that.
Okay, but there's three people.
So it's a deathmatch between three people?
Yeah.
We don't have to kill each other.
We can just wrestle.
Three people wrestle.
Yeah.
And who wins?
Whoever taps out first.
Okay.
Yeah.
There you go.
Okay.
Now will you indulge the non-violent options?
Oh, just because these are the rules of the game.
Boring, bro.
Yeah.
You know.
But it's like, to me, he was a bad guy.
Yeah.
He's like, it's like violence.
Yes.
I'm going to steal money from that show.
Yes.
And then you're like, I don't do crime.
Come on, Al.
That's white collar.
No one's getting hurt.
Okay.
If I steal money from these games, nobody's getting hurt.
It's fair.
Decent point.
Decent point.
But if you kill the two contestants, I didn't say kill.
Tap out.
Got it.
Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
You wrestle with David.
All right.
Explain it to me because he's not going to get his hand on it.
We're going to team up and we're just going to get you out.
Yeah.
Because we know how aggressive you are.
We're like, yeah, we should get out the most aggressive racial crime.
Okay.
Hate crime.
Hate crime.
One of the games they do.
Who would be most used to wearing handcuffs?
Like, what if we approached it in that way?
I don't know what you got to do in your bedroom.
So, like, the very last game they play is basically a giant rotating thing with a bunch of briefcases.
There's a $5 million check.
They have to put the check in the briefcase.
One person is placing it.
The other person is facing away with a blindfold.
And then the person spins around and then they have to pick a briefcase to open.
They can ask any number of questions to the person on the other side that placed the thing in the briefcase.
So now you're basically trying to cold read them, being like, What's your name?
Where are you from?
What year is it?
Is it in this briefcase?
And try to see if there's a subtle facial twitch to figure out which briefcase it's in.
And then every time you get it wrong, they remove a briefcase and the game continues until one person selects the correct briefcase.
There's $5 million.
But here's the other thing: it's like they'll all be on a line with different like squares, and that's your team, right?
Everybody online.
And then he'll be like, hey, if anybody wants to leave their team, you get $100,000 right now.
And the team is all going, hey, we're all connected.
If we do this, we move on.
We can win millions of dollars.
So let's just stay locked in.
And there's always somebody on the team that goes, fuck y'all.
Me.
I'm taking $100,000.
And then that whole team is out there.
Gets eliminated.
And that's what this show kind of points at, which is like that everyone is a part of humanity.
Everybody has a price.
I just don't see it as that dark because it's something they voluntarily decide to do.
It's the safest version of darkness, right?
It's like, this is not people starving.
This is not people trying to provide for their families.
It's like it actually, in a way, exposes our humanity in a even worse because it's like you would understand if somebody jumped off the line so they could provide for their family.
But if they did it just to make money and then fuck over everybody else when they didn't need to provide for their family, you're like, oh, wow.
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Yeah.
People do anything for money.
Yeah.
I do.
I do get it.
But I can sit with it just because it's like a voluntary.
So that's why it doesn't strike me as being like dirty.
Exactly.
No, it's not objectively like immoral.
Yeah.
But it does, it shows something about the human condition that's like, oh, yeah, we will do some.
Everyone has a price.
Basically, that tagline where like you think, oh, I'm incorruptible.
Like all these people will vote for me.
They put their trust in me and I'll forego any amount of money.
And then Mr. Beast is like, what about a million bucks?
And they're like, all right, yeah, I'll just take, I'll screw over all these people.
No, I wouldn't.
I can't be bought.
Can't be bought?
No.
Can't be bought.
Can't be bought.
It's good to know.
I don't got a price.
Can't be bought.
Can't be bought.
Come on, man.
I'll wear any brand that sends him shit if it's fire.
Does not matter if it's fire.
That's not.
Does not matter where it's from.
No, no, no.
There was a MAGA hat.
New York Yankees.
If I like collab, I think you would do the MAGA hat Yankees.
No, I wouldn't.
I have guys, I have taxes.
$100,000 to put on the MAGA hat.
No.
$500,000 to put on the MAGA hat.
I'm telling you, I don't have a price.
Keep going.
We just don't go fun.
I mean.
Oh, now we're talking.
Talking real money now.
Oh, also, our princess is going up.
The most privable motherfucker in the world.
He slowly takes off his beanie.
One of our good pals from Patreon.
Danny.
Yo, got a heart.
Shout out, Danny, man.
Heart and liver.
He'd been on the list.
Can you explain who this is for the game?
Danny is, who did you say that he was?
Danny's our patron from T Grizzly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Asian T Grizzly.
D Grizzly, we like to call him.
D Grizzly, Detroit's own Danny, patron, legends, needed a heart transplant and a liver transplant in the hospital, still calling in.
Still sending Patreon questions.
Still sending Patreon questions.
And there was a moment where he was about to get a heart and then things didn't work out.
He was at the top of the list.
That has to fuck with your head.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
But we just found out.
We just got confirmation.
He did get a heart transplant and a liver transplant.
All in one.
And he is recovering and he is well.
So we just want to wish Danny a healthy recovery.
We love you, my dog.
I know he hasn't, I think he hasn't been able to use his voice for like six days.
So we don't know if we're going to talk about it.
He's been debated for a long time and didn't really like talk just yet.
But you got to text something to us, man.
We need to know what you're doing.
What's going on?
He invited me when he's out to go to Detroit to go to a strip club that has lamb chops.
So that's what I'm saying.
Oh, we got to do that.
That's sort of the head's first day out.
That's his first day out, bro.
Oh, yeah.
You guys really prayed on his downfall.
We don't know what he used that new heart, bro.
If he got the heart from a woman, is he part trans?
Oh.
Let him live, bro.
Yo, let my man live.
And that's why that's how he tunes in because he loves the fun.
He loves the silly.
That's an interesting question.
That was a bump.
What kind of heart he got?
That was a bum.
If he gets a black dude's heart, can he say it?
You know what?
No.
Yes, you're not trans, Danny.
We confirmed it.
You're not trans at all.
Anyway, we love you, dog, and we are stoked for you, man.
And yeah, can't wait to chop it up at you.
Anyway, we love you guys, man.
We appreciate you.
We're going to go to Patreon right now, patreon.com slash flagrant.