Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Elon Musk's controversial Roman salute at Trump's inauguration, debating whether it was a political dog whistle or an autistic reaction amidst a tech billionaire takeover of Washington. They analyze the pardons for Fauci and January 6th participants, critique the "two genders" declaration, and discuss Trump's deal-making style versus Biden's failures on healthcare and TikTok bans. The conversation concludes by contrasting political polarization with personal anecdotes about sports predictions and the enduring impact of the Affordable Care Act on working-class families. [Automatically generated summary]
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Elon's Nazi Astronaut Claims00:14:21
The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magaluth the King Day was this week, and the event was A-list.
Schindler's, to be exact.
Looks like Tesla's out and Volkswagen is in.
Musk got in front of a crowd, went full swatistic, and confirmed every liberal cuck conspiracy theorist's worst nightmare.
Elon is a Nazi astronaut.
Buzz Reicher has taken control of our country.
And you know how many Jews he wants to kill?
To infinity and beyond.
Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word.
Newsome.
Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event.
We learned that Zuckerberg can look you in the eyes if that's your bra size.
To be fair, they reminded him of Silicon Valley.
God bless you, Bezos.
You are amazing at delivering prime brown box.
Speaking of billionaire wives, Melania was absolutely stunning.
She looked like Carmen San Diego was trying to steal Greenland.
John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dances at the Gaza Strip Club.
John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party.
Anyway, there's plenty more to discuss, so let's start this show.
Okay, guys.
That was fair.
I like that.
You like that?
Yeah, I like that.
I thought that that.
Listen.
Son, I give you my heart, bro.
I gave you my heart, bro.
Brandon, put that camera on duff right now.
Every time Alex gives me his heart.
Son, I get, you know, Devil.
I give you my heart, bro.
He got a little pussy.
He got a little pussy.
Doing it at a Jew makes it a little different.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so what do you guys think of Elon having his little spastic moment?
I don't...
Isn't this like a super pro-Israel administration?
I just don't think they hate Jews like that.
Oh, no, no.
Okay, let's clarify something.
I think he's just autistic.
Yeah, they don't hate Jews at all.
If it was anti-black, maybe we got a thing.
He's South African, but anti-Jew.
They're like a big person.
I don't think it was.
I don't think he was actually doing it.
Here's the shit.
Here's the shit that annoys me.
And this is what Democrats do all the fucking time.
They just like defend absurd shit.
And that's what exhausts us.
I think that's why the trans thing is a big issue.
I don't even think anybody gives a fuck about trans.
It's just the most absurd and obvious thing.
And I feel people are going like, all right, well, you'll acknowledge this is weird.
Like, you know, trans girls competing against normal girls.
That's a little unfair.
And they won't even acknowledge it.
So Republicans just got to go, Eo, that was some goofy shit he did.
Yes.
Okay.
We can't let him out in front of people.
He spends all day in a basement, you know, working on electricity.
You let him out in front of people.
He gets really excited.
He does whatever the last documentary you saw was.
Like, he just got shit in his head and it comes out, you know?
But you got to at least say it.
It's goofy as fuck and weird as fuck.
Just saying.
There's a Roman salute, bro.
Yeah, Roman salute.
It was Roman.
You guys don't know history.
You guys don't know anything about history.
Tell me about the Romans.
The Romans killed a lot of Jews.
That is like Jesus.
One main Jew.
He killed a king Jew.
All right.
King Jew.
Okay.
Now, so what do you think?
You think he's...
Yeah, you never did that for me, bro.
That's true.
He never did that for me.
Let's go, dude.
Come on, now.
Trump's America.
Trump's American.
He's clapping for you to fix something else on a door.
He's not clapping to applaud you.
I've done that for you.
You have done that for you.
I'm having some fun with it.
I'm just saying, if they're going to go that way, then hey, I'm just giving my heart to everybody.
Now, yeah, it's crazy.
Are people saying that that's the thing that it becomes annoying?
Now you become like the Republican version of a Democrat by defending and being like, oh, it's a Roman.
It's the same.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Just saying what it is.
He did some dumb shit because the guy is filled with autism and you put him in front of a crowd and he just spazzed out.
Yeah, 1,000%.
Be like, yo, we got too many vaccines.
Yes.
If you want to keep a Republican, you got too many vaccines.
That's the problem.
Now he's autistic.
You don't know what he's doing.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's what you did.
Has he said anything?
Or he's just like completely on Twitter?
He got to say something.
He said something like, This is the tired bit of the left as he's trying to make everybody a Nazi.
It's just kind of funny.
Nobody's like, you did the thing.
You know what I mean?
I mean, maybe some people think I don't think, I don't think any like rational person thinks he's a Nazi.
I don't think anybody rational.
Oh, I think people are like, he knows what he's doing.
He knows what that is.
No, no, no.
I said rational person.
I don't think any rational human being thinks he's a Nazi.
I think it could possibly be a dog whistle.
Son, he did it twice.
You could fuck up once, but fucking up twice.
Fucking up twice makes me feel like he truly didn't know what he was doing.
He did it facing forward.
And then for the people in the back, we ain't see, I just wanted to make sure you saw I'm giving you my art also.
But again, this is not a Jew-hating administration.
So why would he do the Nazi shit?
To separate himself.
He's like, yo, me in, guys.
No, I'm fucking around.
Wouldn't that make liberals be like that?
I just wanted to buy it.
It's way more fun to make fun of him when we acknowledge that he was just being autistic.
The annoying thing.
It's okay, Miles.
You're doing your best.
You're doing your best.
I don't even know what it's okay.
Everybody's doing their best.
I'll look into his handbook just dropped some ass.
He was just trying so hard.
He was goose stepping back.
You can't hear it, right?
Yeah, okay.
So, like, I don't think he's fucking.
I don't think he's an autistic.
But instead of going, this is just the dog whistle thing, you've got to go, hey, that looks a lot like some Nazi shit.
I'm not going to lie.
I should probably not do that in the future.
Got a little too excited.
And by him not saying anything, all the conspiracy theorists who want to believe something, you're giving them all the ammunition they need.
His official comment on X, frankly, they need better dirty tricks.
The everyone is Hitler attack is so tired.
Yeah, that's.
No, no, no, no.
It's not everyone's Hitler.
It's the guy in front of a crowd goes like, that is it.
You have to, you stop gaslighting him.
This is what Democrats do.
Now you become the Democrats.
I'm literally watching Animal Farm.
You did the absurd thing.
Just go, hey, obviously I'm not a Nazi.
I'm not fucking.
But I did the Nazi Hitler thing.
So anybody that felt a little weird about it is completely reasonable.
That's my bad.
It's that, dude, whenever like a white broadcaster on the news says the N-word by accident, you know, when he's like in traffic and there's like a lot of black people around him around.
No, no.
You know what I'm talking about?
Those like those people who like reporters and there's like a word that kind of is like the N-word and then they say the N-word because they get to be themselves for a moment.
They just go, yo, obviously I don't hate black people.
I'm sorry.
This is so offensive.
That was my bad, but it was a mistake.
It's not that I hate black people.
They just say that.
They don't go, oh, this is that old trick where you try to make white people to say the N-word seem like they're racist or something.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Just acknowledge it.
Very gay, Elon.
Very gay.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's learning from Donald T. Donald T never apologized.
And that's the fucking thing.
Teflon Dawn.
And never apologize.
And if you don't at least acknowledge it, you don't have to apologize.
You could just, if you don't at least acknowledge it, we're going to have four more years of just the same exact shit just from the opposite side.
And it's going to be exhausting.
In fairness, the ADL defended him.
The ADL, Anti-Defamation League.
Yeah.
The same people that said that Greta Thunberg was anti-Semite of the Week because she had an octopus plush pillow.
And they said the octopus was a symbol of anti-Semitism.
Really?
They go wild sometimes.
Like they throw shit at people.
And they said that Elon, what he did was strange and due to his autism and that it wasn't Nazi.
They kissing the ring, too.
He's off the hook.
They wrote out Doge.
Everybody's worried about Doge right now.
Autism's a get out of jail free corner.
They had to acknowledge it in the tweet.
It's like.
They said anxiety, in fairness.
But people with autism have like a real life version of my phone got hacked.
Oh, that's great.
You know, that's great.
Like, the rest of us got to take that shit on the chin.
No, no, no, I got Tourette's shit.
I got Tourette's.
I got Tourette's.
It just came out of it.
And sometimes it happens.
You know what I mean?
How lucky are they?
Yeah.
How long is it before people start faking autism?
It's already faking.
I just thought about faking Tourette's when he said that.
I was like, I wish I did.
Okay.
So, okay, they're being corny about that.
Outside of that, what'd you think about the events?
So I was actually in DC for the all-in podcast, who I think they're awesome.
They're doing a live stream in D.C.
No, I try to share it.
Did you try to go to the inauguration?
No, I don't want to go to the inauguration, but they were doing a live stream event in D.C.
And then one of the guys, Chamat, went to the inauguration.
But they asked me to come down.
I think they're awesome.
So I was like, absolutely.
So I'm in D.C. like watching the vibe.
Yeah.
Buddy, I ain't seen white people this happy in life.
It was like a fucking SEC championship for the day.
It's Woodstock 99.
Unbelievable.
The whole city, you can feel a buzz for sure.
And I'm looking, it's like, hey, you know, Trump's base is youth.
It feels like it's probably a little bit more diverse.
DC wasn't.
I never seen DC this not black in my life.
You know, the most black people I saw in DC selling the Donald Trump merch to the white man.
That's all I saw.
The auto rickshaws, you know, they got the pedicabs.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, they're always playing music in Times Square, rap songs, whatever.
You know what they're playing?
What?
YMCA.
I love that.
The whole vibe is Trump, Trump, Trump.
I sent miles a video.
Maybe we'll put it on, but just like, you're stopped at lights.
You see all these people with Donald motherfucking Trump shirts on or whatever.
Like the vibe is crazy.
We're watching in a hotel and you can hear people fucking screaming and clapping when Donald Trump is showing on camera.
It was like, I haven't seen white people this happy in my entire life.
Yeah.
It was a thing.
It was a real fucking thing.
Did you go to any of the events?
No, I got asked to go to the Starlight Gala.
Okay.
But it was like, I didn't have a suit.
It was a black tie affair.
I got asked like two hours before.
I was like, it's just not worth all that effort.
But being in DC, it was actually pretty cool to just see at the end.
It was energy around it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the Super Bowl.
But also, I didn't, I didn't even know if I wanted to be in it is for politics.
Like people who dedicate their lives to politics think that's the only thing going on.
Yeah, it's really funny.
And that is their moment.
That's the event.
And you realize how politically invested people are when you see just like every loser on both sides.
You know what I mean?
So this is a bigger night than like what's when they're like running and they have when they finally choose who's going to be the running mate for that particular party.
Oh, the conventional party.
Because they won.
It's bigger.
This is the celebration.
Yes.
The Super Bowl parade.
And you get to look at all the losers.
The losers got to show up.
Imagine your victory parade.
The losers got to be on the float with you.
Okay.
That would be way better.
How incredible whatever.
They got to see all your fans throwing you Bud Lights.
They catch one.
You go, I'll take that.
Like, it is a pretty intense moment.
Yeah, it is good for Biden.
He ain't know where he was.
So he thought he was being inaugurated.
There were moments where he was like, we did it.
You notice how often they didn't stand up?
Trump is getting standing ovations.
It's a little like a nauseating hobby there again.
But Trump and I'm sorry, Biden and Kamala only stood once when he said the peace treaty between Palestine and Gaza or whatever.
That's the only time he stood up.
Yeah, yeah.
Every other time they're seen.
Did you hear people booing?
I saw clips of people like outside booing every time like Obama went on screen or like the Clintons or anything like that.
I think I want to say there was one or two booze, but like we were watching on like a 10-second delayed feed.
So you would hear people in the hotel.
We were at the Grand Hyatt Hotel.
You'd hear the lobby going crazy and then you would know Trump's about to get chunked.
They didn't really give a fuck about vans or any of that.
But Trump, that's let's go.
Well, I think they moved it indoors because of the weather.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it was in like, I guess, the rotunda.
And then all the people that were going to watch it outside went and watched it from, I guess it was the Capital One Arena.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they had it displayed at the Capital One Arena.
So they had to move everybody's tickets around, et cetera.
So I think that's what you were hearing with the booze.
That was in the arena.
I believe when they show Obama doing the walk to the Rotunda, there might have been some people in the by some, I mean, a significant portion of the two people.
Come on, bro.
We're on MLK Day of all days.
Y'all don't make this a thing.
I mean, we didn't make it.
We didn't make it a thing.
I feel like you guys alone are going to make this trend as popular because you keep on doing it on this podcast.
How long until it's an emoji?
Oh, yeah.
It's got to be an emoji.
Hey, Tim Cook was at that inauguration.
It might be an emoji tomorrow.
Bro, you saw Zuck getting a peek?
Oh, yeah, a little gander.
Bro, I mean, this is fire.
Kind of sick, right?
Yeah.
Shout out the black dude behind him.
He's going black.
He's crazy.
That guy going crazy.
He thinks he's being slick like he's cheating on a test.
I used to think that shit worked too.
That is crazy right there.
Yo, the smile on Zuck's face afterward is the funniest part.
You see them smiles, goes back.
So much joy.
Just so happy.
I mean, this is what he made Facebook for.
You know what I mean?
It's this exact purpose.
Just raiding hot chicks.
I mean, shout out to him, dude.
What do you think of all the billionaires all lined up?
You had like Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk.
This is what it was cool to watch the pod, the stream with all-in guys because they're so fucking smart.
Like just seeing their reactions, immediately they were like, this is them, their way of saying, hey, America's back to innovation, back to like rewarding greatness and all that stuff.
Like having the Apple CEO, the Google CEO.
Hey, look at America.
Look what we can do and look what we reward.
It was like, they felt like that was like an intentional thing.
I could see that.
I could see that argument.
I also think it's like, you know, Donald is all about optics.
Optics are very important.
I think having the most powerful people in America stand behind you and come kiss the ring for your inauguration.
I think there's like an ego stroke.
It lets everybody know, hey, I'm king.
You think these tech guys are the kings.
You think they run the country.
Optics Over Substance00:05:07
No.
No.
They're here for daddy.
These guys are talking shit about me a few years ago.
He made his wife get dressed up.
Dress your wife up.
That's what he said.
Yo, put your wife in something nice.
I'm sitting next to us up.
Right?
Like, it was to me, it's on some, I'm the king, and everybody else is here to support the king.
Now, I do agree that they're the optics, what they, what they said, which is like, this is what we reward here.
And these are the people we support 100%.
I mean, they're very specific about the people that they put there.
And I wonder if the Bezos and the Zuckerbergs were like honored about being there.
But it does show that they're kind of being phony because four years ago when they're pushing back against the administration and I don't know how much pushback they specifically did, but they seem to like ask acquiesce to like liberal leanings, at least within their companies.
And the second it looks like the country is switching the other way, maybe like the real version of them came out.
Yeah.
Maybe it was a real version.
It's just, hey, we went to winning team.
So here's the thing.
I bet you if the pendulum swings back, they're going to be like, I can't fathom that like Titans of industry are also cocks.
Are you serious?
They might be cucks if they're about their money more than anything.
Yeah, they can keep their money.
Do you know how Zuckerberg cops for money, though?
So like wherever the money and wherever what's best for my business, I'm going to cuck out.
Right, right, right, right.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me just clarify that statement.
Is what they actually feel deep down is like, what's a 40-hour work week?
Like, I worked 100 hours a week.
Why do I have to pay you more money for overtime?
They're like, okay.
I get, I grind, like their actual ideas are more conservative.
Outside of like gay marriage and that kind of shit, but like work, hustle, grind, right?
And that would triumph any social justice shit they feel.
That would trump.
So the idea of them hiring somebody not based on like merit or who they think is the best.
Like if you ask any of those guys, they're like, where are they from?
Taiwan, China, Afghanistan?
Like they would hire fuck Osama Laden to code if he was good enough, right?
They just want the best person.
Exactly.
But now they're like, oh, I got to hire this many black people.
But that's not who they are because this is going to fuck the thing I care about the most, which is what you said.
That money.
That money.
So the second the pendulum culturally swung back, all of a sudden they're like, oh, I could be myself a little bit more again.
I had to pretend to be this progressive cuck because that's where culture was.
And I didn't want to alienate.
But now that I can make money doing this shit, let's go.
And I think this is closer to who they actually are.
Okay.
Maybe not socially.
I think they'll probably believe in abortion rights and that kind of stuff.
But in terms of making money, and no, they're the most conservative.
That H-1B visa, though, is conflicting with the base.
Huge.
It's conflicting with the base.
Do you think they give a fuck about the base?
They don't give a fuck about the base.
I'm talking about the tech guys.
Yeah, but what if Donnie T is like, nah, fuck that H-1B visa shit?
Do you think they're going to.
I don't think he will.
Because he's been supportive of it.
Musk is like, I'll die on this hill.
And Trump doesn't care enough about it.
His wife got a visa.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You send me back, send your wife back.
So he clearly likes immigrants.
His first wife was an immigrant.
Yeah.
How many, the only girls he fucked from here, he paid.
And you got in trouble for that shit.
Also, guys, show dates.
Yo, Sacramento, this is kind of crazy.
We got a fucking ninth show that we added Sunday at 6:30.
So I'm going to be dead, but we'll have some fun right after the AFC championship game.
So that is on January 26th, January 31st through February 1st.
I'm in West Des Moines, Iowa.
February 21st and 22nd, I'm in Braya, California.
Hurry up and buy those tickets because they're selling out.
Also, February 28th through March 1st, I am in Nashville, Tennessee.
All those dates and more, many more at AkashSing.com.
I think we're going to call this generational triumph tour.
That's what it's going to be.
But I'll see you guys there.
I love y'all.
Thank you so much.
Why is she doing dress good?
She could do better, bro.
Bro, I think this shit has by far the best style.
What?
Yeah.
The hamburgler?
That shit was fire.
I don't think that was shit.
Look at that.
That shit is fire.
That shit is fire.
I don't think it's awful, but I don't think it's great.
No, that shit is fire.
Bezos bitch stole the show.
No, that he's throwing around bitch like I just saw.
What podcast we are, yo?
What podcast we are?
Are they married yet?
They're not married.
So that's his bitch.
Hey, oh, infallible logic.
Infallible logic.
When they married, that's his wife.
So if you're not married, shut up.
Wait, wait, wait.
I was just trying to clarify.
I was just trying to climb.
I was trying to clarify.
I was trying to understand.
Speaking of H-1B, I would know what the B stands for.
You ain't complete ass fuck.
We just throwing a B-word around.
Our girl never gets shit, bro.
Forget about it.
And you know, they can't do anchor babies.
You can't even knock her up and keep her here.
Infallible Logic Explained00:15:09
Wow.
We'll be all right.
We'll be all right.
Yeah.
I'm going to Spain.
Nah, they want me.
You think Spain is like, we need more Puerto Ricans?
They left y'all there for a reason.
That's why he's like the Bad Bunny album, bro.
That's why.
That's your way in.
That's your way in.
Y'all got to really listen to true American music.
Bad bunny.
One of the greatest American artists of all time.
The best.
We was listening to Led Zeppelin, Beatles, a bunch of other white people.
That bunny kills him.
Stop it.
Stop it.
All of them.
What do you think about Fetterman's Fit?
I love this guy, dude.
God bless.
It's a little much.
Now it's performative.
Yes, I agree.
That's what they're like, and you should just sweats.
Especially was authentic.
Now if he was like, he's doing it for clout and it's like...
Nah, I'll lean in.
I love it.
Now, what would have made sense would be like khakis and like an oversized white button-down shirt.
Like he's, it's like he's actually trying to dress up, but he just can't.
Yeah.
That would have been believable.
Like wearing the gray shorts, like fuck out of here.
That's an exclusive car hard, though.
That's expensive.
That's cold as fuck.
Yeah, it's literally one of the coldest days.
He's a bald white guy.
They don't wear it.
They like pride themselves.
That's probably why he did it.
You guys think it's cold?
Pussies.
That's like a big bald white guy thing is never being cold.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Have you heard people say that Trump admitted that Elon rigged the election?
You heard this clip?
Nah.
Trump's speech.
This is what he said.
And people are saying that, oh, this is proof that Elon rigged it.
All right.
This is the clip.
I've been trying to say.
A month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania.
And he's a popular guy.
And he was very effective.
And he knows those computers better than anybody.
All those computers, those vote counting computers.
And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide.
So he's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
So thank you to Elon.
Don't let neither of them talk.
You won.
Y'all won already.
You won already.
Maybe they're trying to make liberals conspiracy theorists.
Maybe that's the goal.
It is funny to watch a complete 180.
Now everybody on the liberal side is like, look, these guys stole the election.
Y'all can't just admit your guys are fucking losers.
Trump is a fucking loser.
Kama's a fucking loser now.
If he's saying shit like this, he's like asking you to fucking accuse him of some bullshit.
That's true, but y'all lost.
Y'all think Kamala didn't lose because she sucks.
What about the other eight states?
No, no, no.
Kama lost because she sucks.
There's no question.
Hey, you know what?
Give her Pennsylvania.
Yeah, you can have it, bitch.
He still lost.
The popular vote was close, guys.
Saying it was kind of close.
Fucking loser shit right there.
She lost, but it was close.
Did you see Trump not to lose?
You see how she couldn't because that hat was.
Is that what it was?
What happened?
Other people are saying it's the makeup.
Other people are saying that she didn't want him to kiss her.
Basically, he walks in.
This is when he first pops into the rotunda, right?
Oh, no, that's.
He's trying to get to.
He can't.
The hat just blocked.
That's why she wore that shit.
She hold the wall, bro.
Fuck away from me, nigga.
I mean, missing the kiss is so funny.
Because he's probably walking away and be like, fuck.
Fuck that.
Why did he come under?
Why didn't he go to...
That's why she wore the hat.
Or pop the hat up or something.
Like, people are saying that there's trouble.
That's what those are people are saying.
I think just a hat.
They've been saying that for a while, though, bro.
Mind your business.
Yeah, there's trouble.
You ever been married?
Fucking trouble.
Like, oh, my, what?
What?
You think that there's an argument and a couple that's been married for 40 years?
What?
That's why you just get engaged.
They keep acting.
Because you got to keep that carrot on.
Plus, you get to call them whatever you want to.
That's a great point.
You actually have the best of both worlds.
Yeah.
The carrot.
Our dumbasses make carrot cake for him.
They ate that shit.
What else you got?
Oh, man.
If you're president, how long are you not arguing with your girl, Beyonce?
Son, women's ability to get comfortable in whatever setting they're in.
I'm fucking believing.
Like, he's not even president to her no more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's this golfing ass motherfucker.
Right?
Like, she's just bitching her friends.
Like this, all this dude does is fucking golf.
What?
Is he like stressed or something?
The White House is some old ass house we gotta rent out.
We gotta live in this fucking for four years.
You know that she's over 200 years old.
It's a haunted house.
She said it.
She's like, I think I'll stay in New York with Baron.
He can go down to DC and live in that shit buff.
That's fire.
But didn't she say that for the first administration?
She didn't really want to come.
Bro, he tries to drop a mean coin.
She drops it the next day.
Like, my shit's fine.
I know.
Stepping on his shit.
That's cool.
What was hers?
Melania coins.
Melania coin.
Oh, really?
And it went?
No, well, the price of Trump coin dropped probably because a lot of the same people were buying, selling it to buy Melania coins.
But it's like, why are you stepping on mine?
Yeah.
Wait, Nicola.
That's disrespectful.
Yeah.
Why is it disrespectful?
Don't step on my shit.
But you think it's actually hers?
I think she coded it, bro.
Yeah.
She's Eastern European.
She signed off on it.
Yeah, you got to get the okay for it.
Yeah, but that's Trump's.
Oh, you think so?
What's mine is ours.
You think he's letting her just have $500 million worth of coins?
He lets her dress like that.
She got a lot of liberty, bro.
You're pricking me when you say that, bro.
I feel insulted because I think she dresses amazing and you're like, she dresses like shit.
So I'm like, do I not know good dressing women?
Yeah, what did you want her to wear?
Beyond.
Nah, Emma gets fly.
That is.
I thought it was so chic.
It was disrespectful.
That was crazy.
Because I said, Emma gets fly.
What is that?
I thought that was a good.
You're saying like Emma knows how to dress.
Yeah, so I'm giving him a compliment.
What does it look like, to be honest with you?
I don't even recognize Emma and Les Andrew next to her.
I'm thinking, hey, that's a nice looking, whatever.
That's a lady.
Bro, I do feel that way.
Like, I'm not saying hi to none of y'all girls.
Not even on the street.
I won't say hi, bro.
I'm going to walk right past her.
They come around, you kiss him like Trump.
That is so true, man.
Y'all wives are y'all wives.
1,000%.
That's respectful.
That's how you do it respectfully.
Bro, does Baron have unstoppable aura right now or what?
Nah, this kid got some.
He got the most of his dad.
Okay, explain.
Watch.
You got the one that's inside the rotunda when everybody's giving him the applause.
Oh, I got them when they were walking through it.
Oh, no, when he was walking in, this is fine.
What the fuck?
Oh, okay.
That's so stupid.
Sorry, I wouldn't tune into the inauguration.
I have you fucking watching the highlights like it 100%.
If you would have seen a real one, you definitely would have known the difference.
You don't think we looked and saw a 20-foot fucking guy walking inside?
He's the tall kid.
Nah, nah.
Baron, Ben.
We need to get Baron on the pod.
Yes.
Yo, Baron, bro.
We know you listen.
We don't want you coming on the motherfucking part.
But I feel like he's more his mom because they both always have like the mean scout.
Wait until you see when the crowd is coming.
Nah, aura-wise, yeah, he got it.
But this one right here?
He got him over here.
Yeah, this one right here.
Bro.
Look at Elon looking like a fanboy.
So he looked like he's more used to being here than Elon.
That's crazy.
No, this is not it.
This is not the one.
Hold on, yo, Elon is hype.
I know.
Nah, he was going to jail if they lost.
I didn't really believe him when he said that.
But when seeing his reaction, I truly do think that he was going to jail or something punitive.
Like, there's no way he's this hyped.
What is he getting out of this?
Son, 250 mil?
I'm fucking Of the president, like that's a steal.
Yeah, it feels like he bought Twitter for this to happen.
You know what I mean?
And then he gave a little more money.
Like, there's nobody more excited than this guy.
He's been wanting this for years, and I don't know why.
But there is some reason.
So, did you hear about Mark's mom's reason?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so she got to come on a pod, bro.
Bro, bust it down.
I don't know if we can.
I don't know if we can handle it.
I dropped in the group chat because I thought I saw it.
I was like, all right.
This is from a tweet from a random account.
Nazi rocket scientist Vorner von Braun wrote a book called Project Mars, in which a man called the Elon headed the government of Mars, and Musk Sr. named his son after this character.
Gotta believe it.
Apparently, it's true.
I looked it up.
That's what the character in the book is called, the Elon.
I mean, that's crazy.
That is kind of wild that he just fulfilled his dad's prophecy.
Yeah, that's cool.
Is he still just serving hard?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can I ask you a question?
What being a Nazi got to do with him going to Mars?
There's no Jews there.
How do we know that?
I don't know if we're for sure.
What if the aliens are Jewish?
Hell yeah.
They got kicked out of every place.
They probably, if there's anybody there, it's probably Jews.
Bro, what if aliens come back, Shabbat Shalom?
That would be crazy.
And we have to just be like, all right, I guess they're Jewish.
And they just run everything again.
Yo, if we colonize Mars, how long till the Jews buy up all the land and that motherfucker charges crazy?
Buy?
I mean, Elon sure does say occupy Mars.
Occupy Mars on his shirt everywhere he goes.
Very comfortable as Alex on day two, huh?
Yeah, what's up?
I think Alex is liking MAGA, bro.
Don't you feel more free?
You don't got to pretend.
I mean, it's nice to not care about.
Fucking nail polish off.
Nice to not care about this.
Can you be a real American for a second, dude?
Be a real American for a second.
Get your money up, okay?
Take care of your family.
Okay.
Don't let your fucking neighbors chop their kids' cocks off in the name of God.
I don't think they would do it in the name of God.
I'm just saying, don't let it happen.
And then, and just, you know, embrace this moment in history, this brief moment in history.
You want another conspiracy theory?
Right here, Trump's kids.
He's got the hand going, the whole triangle.
This lady over here has got an earpiece.
She's like, yo, yo, drop your hands, drop your hands.
Oh, please explain.
So explain.
That's the Illuminati sign or something.
The theory is that this is Illuminati, right?
This is a ritual, okay?
Tate freemasons.
All the time.
It's Freemason.
It's a Freemason triangle.
You know what I mean?
And so he's just inverting it, letting everyone know what time it is.
And she's like, yo, you got to stop.
Other people are saying it's just a power pose.
Apparently, there's like a thing in yoga.
Andrew Tate does this all the time.
Yes.
And he's like, this is why I do it because you're connecting your chakras and your energy is all lined up.
It invokes confidence.
That's what Tate says his reason is.
Yeah.
And apparently it's like a thing in like Ayurvedic yoga or some shit.
Like you do that.
Tate's annoying ass in the Illuminati.
If I was actually powerful and Tate was over there talking that shit, like, man, shut the fuck up.
Literal mania.
Sells hoes and fucking does a bunch of other sketchy shit.
I think that's qualifications for Illuminati.
Oh, that's good.
He's trying to get in.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You be my little bitch boy getting me hoes, but you can't be in the Illuminati.
What do you think?
Is this an actual hand thing or is this just like a random moment people took out of contact?
The fact that she told him, yo, chill out, that I feel like.
But then why would she tell him to chill out?
Why wouldn't she just let him rock with it?
Because she ain't down.
With the Illuminati.
You think if any of our wives are in the Illuminati, they'd be like, nah, I'm not comfortable with this.
You know what I mean?
No, rock.
Let it go.
Don't even bring attention to it.
People also pointed out that Trump didn't swear on the Bible.
Yeah.
What did he swear on?
No, he just didn't teach his hands.
Put his hand on it.
Yeah, this is right hand up, no left hand on the Bible.
Why not?
I kind of respect that because he's like, I'm going to be lying and doing fuck shit.
Like, I can at least think maybe there's a chance I still go to heaven and shit like that.
I respect that.
People, he knows he's going to lie.
So let me just say the chief justice started the swearing in before Melania walked up.
So they start doing it, and then Melania walks up, and then he doesn't necessarily see it and doesn't put his hand on it.
And then her hat was blocking it so he couldn't see.
Great photo.
But just another theory.
What do you think?
Explain, guys.
Satanic ritual.
That's exhausting, dude.
Yeah, let's just get this all out of our system.
You know, like, let's just make some money, man.
Let's just make if you don't make money in the next four years, bro, you do not deserve it.
You do not deserve it.
It's going to be easy to make money in the next four years.
There are going to be no rules, right?
You could just do anything.
Sell solar.
Just start selling solar.
How's that fake?
How's that fake?
I don't know.
It just seems like there should be a lot of stuff.
It seems like some shit, right?
But you could just sell it.
Like you could go anywhere and be like, yo, do you want solar?
Boom.
There you go.
You got solar.
And then you get a little piece of it.
But no, you got to put a payload.
No, just trade equities.
Oh, yeah.
Trade equity.
Yeah, get your money up for the next four years because after this, the Democrats are going to have to mop up all this shit and nobody making money for like 20 years.
Okay.
So you got a four-year run.
There's people listening that don't know how to do it.
They're like, oh, I want to make some money.
What do they do?
They're done.
Take advantage of people who don't have money.
Okay.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Okay.
And if you're one of those people, take advantage of illegals.
Oh, before they kick them all out, there's a very small window where you can use them almost as 45 more minutes.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what it is.
No, no, I don't know.
It just feels like it feels like a lot of legislation is going to come down.
And then people who got money are going to run it the fuck up.
Yeah.
I'm actually surprised to see if mortgage rates come down.
I don't think they will because they got to do something to combat inflation, right?
Yeah.
I also feel like we've been overdue for a recession for a long time.
So a recession might hit.
They ain't not going to let it.
I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he signed an executive order just saying all departments just need to handle the home crisis, like the housing crisis.
Like no specifics.
It's just fix it.
Fix it.
You know how you fix the housing?
How?
You made more houses.
Right?
It's just like, this is him to his real estate home.
He's like, yo, run it up.
Go build.
Also, we're going to get some illegals out of their houses.
So that'll open up.
Now we got some space.
You know what I mean?
No, they don't take up that much space.
That's the thing about illegals.
I will say that.
They'd be mobbing up in one house.
Yeah, I'm not really trying to.
They're efficient.
They are.
Do you want to go through some of the executive orders?
Yeah, yeah.
Because he did how many?
No, actually, before we do that, can we talk a little bit about this Biden pardon situation?
The Fake Booster Scandal00:07:41
Sure.
Because you know, Biden pardoned.
Yeah, he not even.
Are we talking about old shit, though?
Let me tell you why we're talking about old shit.
I'm going to tell you why right now.
Okay.
Because Biden pardoned his family, which I get I would have done that shit.
I would have done it.
I'm dying.
Even though, and listen, you're a politician.
You've been doing politics for like 60 years or however long he's been doing politics.
Like by the nature of the game, you've done some illegal, corrupt things.
Absolutely.
Okay.
That's how your family gets rich.
Maybe the money isn't sent directly to you.
Maybe it's sent to your brother.
Maybe it's sent to your cousin.
Maybe it's sent to your nieces, your nephews, your kids.
But there's some money being exchanged for favors.
Okay.
Now, if you send the book at Trump in the last four years trying to derail his road to a next presidency, right?
And you have every organization in your power, attack him, attack him financially, you attack him based on any sort of legislation that can't exist.
And it doesn't work and he wins.
Yeah.
I feel like you might be concerned, or at least your family might be concerned.
People in charge of your estate might be concerned that the same revenge, the payback would happen to you and your family.
And you got way more corrupt shit that can be unearthed.
So I understand pardoning the family.
Fucked up.
I understand it.
And Trump alluded to coming after anybody who came close.
So, yeah, of course.
So, yeah.
Fauci.
I didn't Trump.
I could be wrong.
I'm pretty sure he said, oh, I'm going to come after everybody that had to do with the COVID relief.
Like he, he like threw out a blanket statement.
Like, I'm not sure.
Trump, Trump said the vaccine was his, the Trump vaccine.
But Fauci took the pardon.
Fauci could say, I don't want the pardon.
I don't think I did anything wrong.
But he took the pardon.
I don't blame anybody for taking the pardon.
I do because now you're guilty.
Because there are a lot of people that were on the January 6th committee that were offered a pardon and they said no.
They're like, I did my job.
I was supposed to investigate this.
I did what I was supposed to do.
I don't want the pardon.
If you're Fauci, you're not taking a pardon.
What's in my arm, yo?
It wasn't your arm, not mine.
That's what I'm saying.
What's in my arm, yo?
Why are you taking a pardon?
What's in my arm, yo?
I don't care.
What's in my arm?
I'm taking that part.
I don't give a fuck.
If I put some shit in my arm, you're not allowed to get pardoned.
You told me I need to put some shit in my arm.
Now you can't go get pardoned.
You got to hold the weight of that decision.
That's your job.
What's in my arm, yo?
I mean, what's about to come out?
You ain't wrong.
Like, it looks a suspect.
It definitely looks a crazy suspect.
I think it's because they lied about knowing it was a man-made virus, knowing it came from China, whatever.
They were lying about the origins of it.
That's what I, my first thought.
Could be the vaccine, too, but I don't.
I tend to think it's, they covered up when they knew where it was from.
You lie about one thing, you lie about the other.
All of a sudden, you got to keep lying to keep up the lie.
There's a lot of lies going on.
What's in my arm, man?
What is inside my arm?
But you're good.
What's in my arm?
I almost got a real booster.
I had to get a fake booster to do a movie.
Shout out.
Now we can talk about this stuff.
Dove legally.
We can talk about this shit because Fauci got pardoned.
So you got to pardon me for getting a fake booster.
So I could do this.
And I know for a fact on that black ass movie, nobody want nobody coming for me.
I felt so comfortable telling everybody on that set, like, I ain't get that booster in there.
Like, I mean, everybody on that movie got fake vaccine.
My point is.
I'm snitching, bro.
I'm snitching because he got pardoned.
We all pardoned.
If Fauci's pardoned, I'm pardoned for doing the shit that he told me to do that he got pardoned for.
Yes or no?
Doug, is he good?
Yes or no?
No, I don't know.
I got a fake booster to do movie with.
What is in your arm, bro?
What was a fake booster?
What's in my arm, yo?
What did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter?
What the fuck did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter?
Because NYU, you couldn't go to school unless you had the booster.
Yeah, my wife had to get a booster too.
Actually, she wasn't pregnant with my daughter.
Yeah, that's good.
I was hoping I was blaming that shit on the booster.
We were struggling for a fucking year.
I was like, this goddamn Fauci fucking booster blocking me, bro.
This could have been the first one.
This could have been the first one.
First facts.
All I'm trying to say is, why did I have to go to a Hasidic neighborhood in Williamsburg, Brooklyn to get a fake booster?
Why did I have to go at 3 p.m. to a Hasidic neighborhood in Brooklyn?
Okay.
To go into a doctor's office, tons of strollers everywhere, drunk-ass doctor, giving me Shavas Regal, 12-year, taking fucking shots, get a fake booster from him.
You do ghost shots.
I took it.
I gave you a shot.
That's a sick workaround.
You want to know some fucked up shit?
Huh?
Low-key, this is a real story.
We get the fake booster.
We send it over.
All right, we're good to do the movie now.
Calls us back.
We're like, yeah, this shit is fake.
It's not a real booster.
Free Palestine, bro.
Once that shit happened, honestly, I was like, my heart goes out to you.
Did you act surprised?
I know you acted surprised.
My heart goes out to you.
That goes out into your body.
That's a dumb whistle.
That's a dumb whistle right there.
Did you see this girl?
They got the vaccine and then her boobs were 20 sizes.
Let me see this faux.
She got shit.
No, that's fire.
Yeah.
The headline is crazy for her.
I don't want to see that.
She's 19.
Come on.
Show Bezos is what?
What the fuck?
Nah, come on, bro.
Free Fauci.
Yo, pardon me.
Pardon Fauci.
Fauci.
That's totally fine.
Nah, my fiancé can get that vaccine.
That's insanity right there.
That's crazy.
Apparently, she's like suing Pfizer is like a whole thing.
Oh, stop it.
Come on.
What is it called?
Don't kick a gift horse in the mouth.
I mean, you definitely shouldn't do that.
Don't kick a gift horse.
How dare you walk up to a gift horse and you kick it right now?
Yo, I got you a brand new horse.
What do you think?
I'm going to kick a gift horse in the mouth.
What is a gift horse?
What has Pfizer done anything wrong?
Come on.
Shit.
That's like Spider-Man suing Norman Osborne's company.
Nah.
You got superpowers on that.
She's mad as a little lopsided.
That's why.
Bro, apparently, she's getting reducked.
It's a little lopsided.
She's getting it shaved.
I need to see her jump.
All right.
I need to see her jump.
I need to see them things go.
Nah, I need to see her.
Jump right now, Mark.
Can you put that into Sora?
Yeah, I'll get AI on that.
Can you see if Sora can make her jump?
Jump for him.
Jump for him.
Bro, jump.
Jump for it.
Why are you making that gift horse?
Jump, bro.
Stop.
Jump for it.
You can't ask a girl to jump in mad in 2025.
You can ask anybody.
Is it 2025?
We're in 2025.
I didn't know if it was 24 or 25.
No, it's tricky.
It changes like all the vaccine, dude.
Yeah.
That vaccine got you fucked up.
Bro, you got a Fauci brain.
Damn, dude.
This motherfucker got us.
Yeah, eyesight started fucking up after you got the vaccine.
I remember.
Did it?
It didn't.
Yeah, you got anxiety.
You got asthma.
Remember, you got asthma?
I didn't get asthma.
I had a hard time breathing because I was going through some fertility situations.
Or so you thought.
Or you think it was actually the vaccine?
Absolutely.
Could have been the Fauci.
It had to be the vaccine.
Because I should be able to breathe.
Vivek's Tax Case Fallout00:11:11
I used to tell myself that.
Yeah, funny.
When I would have a hard time breathing, I'd be like, for what?
I'd just go, for what?
That's crazy.
Come on, man.
My heart goes out to your nose, man.
Double down bad.
Yeah.
Yo, my heart goes down.
My heart goes down.
It's just a bad thing.
That's going to become a bad thing.
Yeah, I never should have gave us it.
Oh, no.
See, Elon could do no wrong, man.
He also got pardoned.
His family got pardoned, and then Trump pardoned all the January 6th people.
Yeah.
You got to do that.
I mean, he said he was going to.
Yeah, that's why he's got to do it.
You got to do it optics-wise.
You can't leave him in there.
If you said that they weren't doing anything wrong, but they said it was case by case.
Then he just was like, nah, all y'all niggas.
Yeah, initially, he was like, if you did like violent crime, if you attacked a cop, like we got to look at that, da, da, da.
And then now it looks like they're all good.
I mean, they were doing it for him, so he couldn't not, but yeah, they should stay in jail.
Son, officer died.
No, we care about it's vaccine related.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but come on.
Like, some people actually did violent shit.
Like, not everybody should have been.
I think they should all stay locked up.
I think, actually, that was the one thing I didn't push back on when Trump was like, when Iran tried to kill him.
I was like, do you want me to like him or not?
Nah, in Trump's America, bro.
What do you believe?
Trying to save my life because I said too many crazy things earlier.
I gotta get back on a good side.
Hey, I'm sure they'll like you.
Hey, hey, there's a way you can get them to like you.
I'm Marshall Walker, man.
I'm one of them.
It is very easy for the Republicans to like you, though.
Yeah, you just gotta tap dance.
No, you don't mean like they're way more accepting than Democrats.
That is true.
Like, all you need to do is forgive you easier.
Yeah, like all you need to do.
Democrats take fucking blue-haired weird bitches.
We are expensive.
But if they say one thing you don't like, or if you say one thing about them, blue-haired weird bitches, fuck you.
How dare you say that thing?
So Elon said H1B and they said, yo, get the fuck out of here.
Go back to Africa.
This is good.
Yeah, but that is fire.
Tell a white person to say that to a white person.
Telling him it's fine.
You don't, because you want to say that very often, but you can't finally have that moment where you can say, yo, go back to fucking Africa.
Yo.
They can't just say everything easily.
Nah, we need to hit Elon with that.
If he comes on the pod, we got to send his ass back to Africa.
All right.
But this is what I'm saying: is that for so long, I think Republicans have had this kind of like victim or outsider mentality.
So they've been made to feel like their views are absurd and like bigoted and racist or toxic or radioactive, right?
So anybody who validates their views, they accept and they're willing to overlook a lot of other fuck shit.
Whereas Democrats have become like the norm, right?
And whatever they believed is what you should believe as a good person.
So the second you veer off from what they believe, now you're not a good person.
And now we're going to finger wag and tell you how fucked up you are.
So you can make the argument that the Republicans are way more accepting.
They're the ones, Democrats are the ones pulling up old tweets.
Oh, he said this thing.
How dare he?
There are people who hated fucking Trump.
Now they like Trump.
The Trump people are like, yes, what's up?
Come on in.
We love you.
Great.
Welcome.
Yeah.
Now it's a smart.
I'm not, I don't know if they're better people, but it's a smarter play.
It's a much smarter play than, no, you said this thing we don't like.
Fuck you.
You're not welcome.
But now this is actually good for Democrats because they realize they don't have everybody anymore.
They're not the dominant cultural force.
So they got to sit down and be like, shit, we were ostracizing people.
People left us.
Man, we need to be a little bit more forgiving, a little bit more accepting.
Now the Republicans are the dominant cultural force.
They could be a little bit more discerning with who they accept.
They might go, now you can't just believe in one thing and get to ride with us.
You better believe in all these things and get to ride with us.
You saw they kicked out Vivek.
So what do you think happened there?
I think he tweeted that shit that really upset their far right-wing fan base, which was like, remember when everybody's upset about H-1B?
And he basically was like, that's y'all's fault.
Americans teach our kids not to work hard.
You've like he basically said Americans weren't exceptional.
Yeah, and the base turned on him.
Yeah.
And I think that's when they were like, eeesh, now we can't have that.
No, this is very not.
He doesn't own X.
So we can lose that guy.
But this is very not Trump-like because Trump usually rides hard for the people who've supported him.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, that's true.
Like, it's very rare for him to exile somebody.
I think I also heard one rumbling that him and Elon weren't.
Elon was getting annoyed with him.
And then Elon just won that.
Get him out of here.
So I heard a take.
I don't know if he wants his.
Vivek was like, yo, stop, show me your heart, bro.
But they were not happy with that tweet.
They were there.
If you'll notice, Vivek stops tweeting after that.
He went radio silent.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I mean, just look back.
We didn't see him tweeting a bunch of crazy shit.
We didn't see him, blah, blah, blah.
Like they were like, put a fucking, cut it out.
I heard a take, and this is if he wants to say that it was his take, he's more than welcome to.
He thinks that Vivek was pushed out because Vivek actually wants to make change.
So Vivek actually wants to make radical change.
Like when he came on the pod, the exact things that he was saying, I want to slash 50% of the people working in the FBI or 50% of the people working here.
And they believe that Elon doesn't really care that much about making change.
He cares more about executing the tasks at hand that would benefit him.
So Vivek is, and if you remember on the pod, Vivek is a radical.
Yes.
Very.
Now, if you really truly believe in his philosophy, he's radically different than what the norm is right now.
But you might think that that radical belief is the best possible thing for the country.
And it's very like interesting, charming, and like exciting when you hear what he has to say.
But if he came in with that energy, like, yeah, we're actually going to do it.
We're going to, we're going to drain the swamp.
We're going to get rid of this bureaucracy.
We're going to remove the managerial class.
And then some other people are like, well, we need some managerial class.
We need some bureaucracy.
Like, we can't totally remove it.
And he was like, no, The only way we can do this is by removing it completely.
It's a cancerous tumor.
If you leave any in there, it just grows.
So we got to leave it all out.
And then they go, but that's too risky.
What if it doesn't work out?
And he's like, I'm willing for it to not work out.
I'm willing to do that experiment.
And they go, we can't risk the Republican Party failing because of your experiment.
See you later.
So maybe he has to prove it on a state level.
Maybe he has to go to Ohio and do that exact thing and prove that it works.
And then he can execute that at the federal level.
Isn't that the place when he was campaigning and there was like multiple people who said, I won't vote for him because he's brown?
Yeah.
Brown or because he was a punja, because he's a Hindu.
Hindu.
Hindu.
I think it was Hindu.
Same thing.
Well, I thought it was about believing in Jesus.
Because the guy, they kept going, like, well, do you believe Jesus is your Lord and Savior?
He goes, I believe Jesus is a prophet or I believe he is a God or whatever, but I believe in many gods.
And they're like, that's not good enough.
So now you're going to go and try to write.
You're not going to win.
And this is governor.
You don't think he'll win governor of Ohio?
I don't think he could win fucking comptroller of Ohio.
No way.
And I love Vivek.
I'm the guy that thinks he's great.
And I was very romanticized by what he said, but Ohio is Ohio.
They're not voting for that motherfucker.
I don't care if you're in the liberal ass Columbus, you ain't winning nothing.
I think he can win Ohio simply because if he continues having support for Trump because remember when 50 was on a pod and he was like, listen, Eminem and Dr. Dre don't tour.
I'm the closest thing that they get to experiencing Eminem and Dr. Dre.
And he said that he felt like that helps him internationally when he's touring.
Yeah.
Like if all those people that are also M fans and Dr. Dre fans, they get to almost experience that vicariously.
If Vivek stays incredibly close to the Trump campaign, incredibly close to Trump, and Trump is shouting him out, and he runs in Ohio, I believe the people of Ohio will be like, oh, yeah, we're getting Trump.
And I think they fuck with Trump.
I wonder if the Trump people know that.
And they're like, hey, we're not going to like publicly kick you out.
Just be quiet and go run for governor and everything's cool.
See how that goes.
I think that might be it.
I hate that because he truly was about government efficiency.
If you have a department of government efficiency, that was the drum he beat the loudest.
Yes.
He was the number one guy for that.
So kicking him out before the term even starts, I took away a lot of hope I had for cutting, because most of them are fucking useless.
The government employees.
And I know you act like that's not a thing, but y'all are fucking useless.
You know it.
And we could cut like 70% of you and none of us would know.
It's like, you know.
Families, so do poor people.
You should be one of them.
You know what I mean?
Like, you both do you and an unemployed person do the same amount of work.
They're probably what if they listen to this pod?
What if they're what if they're I know government employees, they don't do shit, they're not even gonna do it, they're not even mad at this.
I put out a clip yesterday of me saying my father-in-law don't do shit.
He texted me saying it's hilarious.
He said, You're right.
In my case, he said, In my case, but he knows it's every case, he just can't be honest.
You ain't do your taxes yet this year.
Chill out, I shoot my taxes.
You ain't doing it yet, but even if I didn't, y'all wouldn't notice lazy motherfuckers.
All right, now randomly auditing.
I'm gonna have to move away from this guy.
Yeah, he's radioactive.
That's because he lies on him.
I'm lying on his taxes.
That's how he's moving away.
Allegedly, a lot of allegedly is today.
Yeah, no, this guy's wild out right here.
Who the fuck is this guy?
I don't know, bro.
We are pretending government employees are useful.
Some they are.
Some of them.
Some are useful.
Some of them, especially the ones.
Most of y'all useless.
Nah, the ones that IRS are great.
The post office, they work hard.
Yeah.
My boy John employees.
Who went for Amazon?
I think he's doing jack shit, bro.
The USPS.
There's so many coupons I don't need.
They're in the snow.
Bills, get out of here.
I got auto-paid.
This guy's crazy.
Finding you.
This guy's crazy.
Yo, save your man, bro.
Save your man.
He's going wow.
All right.
It's always Schultz's.
What I'm saying.
Living saying the same thing.
Yes, you are.
I can't be.
They got Vivek the fuck up.
Guess who's next, bro?
Hey, I don't want to be in no government position.
FBI?
What about FBI?
They stopped a lot of cases.
Shut down the Hoover building on day one.
Kash Patel, my guy, cuss you up talking that shit.
Loved it.
Do you think Cash got Vivek out?
No, dude.
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No.
We don't like wasting money as Indians.
Hey, honestly, every Indian that comes in here is like, where's all this money going?
What the fuck is this?
This guy's color.
Yeah, that is true.
That is true.
I'm afraid of you right now.
Trump said he's going to release what's it called?
JFK MLT.
Okay, here.
Let me save you real quick.
Who killed JFK?
Who do you think?
Who do black people think did it?
I just want to, I just want, let's run back this government.
Do I have to give you my heart again?
I just want to run back this government thing real quick.
Who do we think killed JFK?
I don't know.
Who do we think killed Martin Luther King?
Are those government organizations?
I just want to know because either you're pro-black or you're not.
So you just tell me real quick.
But what are you trying to?
I thought they did it efficiently.
God damn, that happened.
They did get him, right?
Like it was pretty good.
And then they covered it up to the point where it was pretty, like, nobody really knows.
I'm sure now that this is back when there wasn't a managerial class in government.
They officially got you done.
I will say that.
Two people.
It's a two-person job, the JFK thing.
I got Jack.
What's his name?
And then Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey were good.
Yeah.
Done and done.
Same money.
Jesus Christ.
Isn't there a conspiracy that was a Jews that killed JFK?
Never heard of it.
You think that's going to make things better?
You think you're getting out of trouble?
Never heard that.
No, but I thought you were saying that last time on Patreon.
Tell us about it.
No, I actually don't know.
I actually don't know.
So stop Patrick.
What happened today, yo?
You paid your congestion price.
Motherfucker came in blaming Israel for congestion pricing.
Nine dollars to come into the city.
Yeah.
It's 2025.
They're the most congested.
Yeah, so I guess Trump's America shit has changed.
So, hey, you can say whatever you want.
You can say whatever you want.
You can say whatever you want.
Just shoot.
You can say whatever you want, bro.
That's a beautiful thing.
I know.
This is going to be some crazy tops.
I'm waiting to see it.
As long as it's everybody saying whatever they want.
If it's everybody just fucking bitching and crying, I'm just.
We got to do something.
Yeah.
Then we back in 2024, that bitch shit.
Yeah.
Trump officially said there's only two genders.
Two sexes or two genders?
Two genders.
I think it's two genders.
He said sexes and then uses gender within the text of it.
Yo, here's my thing about that.
It's like, and people are like, oh, this is transphobic.
It's like, but don't the trans just want to be two genders?
Yeah.
So he's not saying you can't be trans.
You could be a trans man or a trans woman.
Yeah, once you transition, you are that.
You can't be the in-between shit.
Well, we are gender affirming.
That's actually gender affirming.
Yeah, this is very progressive.
Yeah.
Very.
This is progressive policy if you think about it.
Yeah.
This is the clip.
You want to see it?
Yeah.
As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
That's progressive, bro.
Standing up.
He is progressive.
Yo, you got to stand up for something that progresses.
Telling them that trans women can participate in sports?
What are they?
No, trans women are women, Al, you fucking bigot.
So they can.
Why would they not?
They're women.
Oh, okay.
No, no, they can't participate.
Yeah, I thought we was gonna say.
Duncan with an Adams athlete.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you can't participate in sports.
But outside of that, they could be women.
Oh, yeah.
We're on ball with that.
But the sports shit.
Chill, right?
Yeah, obviously.
Okay.
I'm trying to feel y'all.
Al, y'all getting real cuckin' around it.
Tables is terrible.
Yo, I'm trying to think.
Yeah, I get some.
Yeah, I don't know how you do the sports thing without also being like.
No, it's just some people can't do things.
Like some people got asthma.
Some people can't?
They really want to play sports, people with asthma.
They really want to play, and they look at people playing basketball and they're like, I'd be really good at that.
The asthma saved you.
It might have saved you.
The asthma might have saved them.
But you get what I say?
Like, some people just can't do shit.
You can't do everything you want to do.
But that's the opposite, though, because the trans women are dominating, whereas the asthma people are sucking.
No, but they can't.
What I'm saying is there's a rule, and you're not allowed to.
That's fair.
And there's a rule you're not allowed to play in the NBA if you got a heart condition.
Is that a rule?
Yeah, remember?
Didn't they have somebody that's not in the NBA?
Somebody had like a...
I'm like, he's just age.
I was died.
And then there was like a college kid or whatever.
They're like, he had a heart condition.
He played in the NBA.
They shouldn't allow that.
Well, now isn't he moving around?
Is he still with the main roster?
He's back in the days.
That's why they moved him down because he had a heart condition.
That shit on Bronze.
That's his point.
Bronny was dominating in the G League, but now he goes back and forth.
Listen, it sucks.
Yo, you know what?
When there's enough trans that they have their own league, they could do that.
That's the same thing as women.
Like women probably wanted to play professional sports for 100 years.
They were never allowed because they weren't good enough.
Not even they weren't allowed.
It was like, you're just not good enough.
Then eventually they started their shit.
So when there's enough trans, and it's interesting, then you'll have your own league.
Until then, just play it as a hobby.
Night laggings.
I mean, like, that's what we told women for decades.
Play it as a hobby.
Yo, you like football?
Play it as a hobby.
Then we made the lingerie league.
You could do that, you know?
Or co-ed league?
You do co-ed?
Co-ed, if that works.
Yeah.
Make a trans lead.
You could box a brief league.
You would kill in co-ed.
I don't know, though.
It's not you would kill.
No, no.
I think you put me on a team.
I wouldn't have much of a role.
I wouldn't really do anything.
And then you would cut me because that's what you're supposed to do when somebody's just fucking wasting your resources.
Haven't they been cut enough?
I just, I don't know.
What would you do with them, Al?
You let them compete?
No.
How are you putting that on me?
I'm just saying, you were posing a question, so I just want to know your answer.
Because y'all said that there's only two genders.
Can they swim or not?
Just two genders.
Can they swim or not?
It depends.
What if they cut the rudder?
Are they black?
If they cut the rudder, are they allowed to compete with the women?
It is funny.
It is funny to have a thing that comes down on a sailboat to keep it from sliding around on the top of the water.
It's a dick joke.
Yeah.
Yo, learn to sail, bro.
Come on.
Nah, we good.
It is funny to really care about the trans shit, though, because it's like, when have we ever cared about women's sports?
I don't give a fuck.
That's the thing.
It's not about, and I was saying this earlier.
This kind of dawned on me recently.
WNBA is just getting good.
I didn't go to a game.
I was lit.
But like, it's not about the trans thing specifically.
It's just the most egregious observation.
It's the most egregious example of one party, or not even a whole party, but like a group of people in that party not being willing to acknowledge something absurd.
Yeah.
And it starts with, this starts with things that like aren't even that absurd, but you want them to acknowledge it.
Like the Elon thing.
Oh, no, that's super absurd.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like a really absurd thing.
I'm saying within like, let's say there's certain things that like Democrats were either defending or gaslighting by.
Like I'm trying to give an example of like a more almost neutral one that you wanted them to go, ah, this is kind of weird, but then it's not really.
Like that we kept adding genders.
We were talking about this yesterday.
Like the drag queen thing, like even less than that.
Like I'm trying to think, like the EV quotas or like voter ID laws.
Yeah, here's an example.
Like voter ID laws.
You go like, hey, should we have people provide an ID to go vote?
And they're like, how could you do that?
That's racist.
You're like, what do you mean it's racist?
Like, you need an ID to go on a plane.
Like, why, why don't you need an ID to go to vote?
I need an ID to go to the gym.
I can't go lift weights up and down.
You need an ID to get vaccinated.
You need an ID to get vaccinated.
You don't need an ID to vote for the person that's putting the fucking thing in my arm.
That is a little absurd.
But you say that, right?
You go, hey, why?
Why?
Why can't you do it?
And then they go, it's racist.
These people don't really have IDs.
That's racist.
And the internal feeling is, I'm not racist.
Why are you calling me racist for asking like a pretty normal question?
Right.
And then you go, I kind of get what they're saying.
That, like, it, you know, it's a disadvantage to certain people and they might not have the resources or the time to go do that.
It's still bullshit, but like they kind of have a point.
Yep.
And then you keep on going up the ladder of more and more and more absurdity, right?
You do like the drag queen brunch.
You're like, why are they now reading to kids?
Drag queen.
Drag queens.
Drag queens.
Yeah, drag queen brunch is kind of fashion.
That's just sick as far.
The drag queens reading to the kids.
You're like, why are drag queens reading to the kids?
And they go, well, why can't they?
These are artists.
They're entertainers.
It's beautiful.
We bring entertainers all the time into school.
Like, what's the difference between that?
You know, a drag queen and a ballerina, a drag queen and a gymnast.
Like, well, they're just an entertainer.
Why are you making this a sexual thing?
And you go, yeah, but like, it's still weird.
But I get, kind of get what they're saying.
And you just keep escalating that.
And then the final boss, Bowser, is dudes that have chopped off their dicks or have and then are competing against women in a sport and absolutely dominating them.
And you're like, can you acknowledge that this is unfair?
And they go, what are you a fucking bigot?
And then, so now it becomes about trans when it's not even trans.
The issue isn't even about trans.
It's about one party gaslighting essentially and not willing to acknowledge the absurdity.
And if all the Democrats start going doing is going, I see why it might make some people uncomfortable to have a drag queen come and read to the kids, especially if they're familiar with like drag culture, which is very like raunchy.
If they hired Andrew Schultz to go read to the kids, I'm sure there's some parents who'd be like, yeah, I like that comedian, but like he's kind of filthy and he says some edgy stuff.
Why is he reading to the kids?
Does he have like a child act that he does?
If you hire who's a clean comedian, Bargazi or Jim Gaffigan to read to kids.
Nobody's you let your six-year-old watch their comedy anyway.
Yeah.
So it's not a big deal.
Right.
So I think that's what it comes down to.
And then, of course, oh, getting gender reassignment surgery without telling the parents.
The school being like, hey, we'll help.
You don't have to tell your parents.
It's like you have a kid that's 12 years old and be like, I need to be a poll.
What the fuck is going on?
Who's raising money?
So it feels, and it's because the trans thing is the most egregious example of them gaslighting and not being willing to acknowledge the ridiculousness.
It's just the most egregious one.
We just talk about it nonstop, but in reality, they're a placeholder.
Nobody, most people don't really care about trans.
And they might disagree with the lifestyle.
That's a great take.
But they probably disagree with gay marriage and these other things that they just ignore every single time.
And by not acknowledging certain unfairnesses, it makes it harder for trans people.
Because now you make this like a huge hinge issue that now trans people have to be like, bro, I'm just trying to feel good in my body.
And they're like, well, what do you think about the athletes?
You're like, bro, I don't have anything to do with that.
Exactly.
And it's more of a cultural issue, political cultural issue between parties and just a social issue amongst Americans than it is actually about trans.
They're just the most absurd version of it.
And you have to go to the most absurd version to prove your point.
And it still isn't working sometimes.
That last one about the gender reassignment surgery for kids, it's like, that's even higher, right?
We're going, okay, trans adults, you're like, okay, it's their body.
They can do whatever they want.
Like, yeah, they shouldn't compete against women, but like, you shouldn't, I'm not against you.
Do what you want with your body.
And then they're like, all right, should kids be able to do it?
You're like, your kids, without telling.
Without telling you, and you're like, oh, they certainly won't do that.
Like, they certainly won't defend a kid not telling you that he's taking hormone blockers when he needs to ask me if he can go to the museum on a school trip.
Yeah.
Like he needs my signature for him to take a sex ed class in school, but not to grow tits at 14.
Like you go, you certainly will push back against this.
And they go, no, we have to protect these kids.
You're like, okay, Trump is going to be president forever.
And then after enough time, if Republicans are the dominant cultural force for a long time, the inverse will happen.
Absolutely.
Or the stuff is going to happen and people are like, oh, well, you got to call this crazy.
Yeah.
You can't just kick everyone out.
Yeah.
And they're like, no, I mean, no, no, no.
It's going to be the opposite where they, the liberals made you feel racist and bigoted for any belief.
And then Republicans are going to do any racist, bigoted thing.
You're going to be like, well, that's crazy.
You can ignore it.
And I'd be like, no, it's just a Roman, it's a Roman sign.
It's a salute from the pendulum is going to swing back.
You're 100%.
It's going to be very interesting.
No, it will.
It will.
And you're 100% right where it's like, yeah, when it comes to, it'll be like gun stuff.
You know, it already has happened with gun stuff.
It's like, how many fucking school shootings do we have to have before gun owners go, okay, well, maybe we got to, we got to do something about this.
And the reality is, most gun owners go, yeah, we should do something.
We should have more checks.
We should have, we shouldn't have situations where you can buy guns at like a fucking school fair or whatever it is, that thing that happens in the parking lot.
So most, yeah, most gun owners agree with background checks.
Background checks.
Senators and law makers there against it because they're getting paid by NRA.
And then they say it, and then we feel gaslit.
We're like, oh, you can acknowledge we got to do something different.
And they're like, more guns.
The teachers have guns.
The students should have guns.
There should be guns.
There should be drone guns in the classroom.
You're like, why?
What's going on here?
Like, how many shootings are there at the airport?
There's like none.
Oh, yeah.
There's like zero shootings at the airport.
It's my dream to get in a fight at the airport because then it's just fair.
It's less.
It's like, like, you're not going to pull a knife out.
A man and a woman is going out.
But yeah, it's like.
I think those are the situations that drive us crazy and really polarize people, if I'm being honest.
We talk about like the polarization all the times in politics, but like that's where it comes from.
It's just not acknowledging the absurdity.
If you were around a school shooting, your kid was affected by a school shooting and you complained and someone was like, we need more guns in schools.
You'd go, oh, they're evil.
They'll never change.
Their answer is more guns.
I'm going to be the biggest progressive left wing forever.
Yeah.
And vice versa.
All the people that consider themselves moderate, they call out the left for doing crazy shit.
I think in the event that that happens over the next four, eight, 12 years, also have the same responsibility to call out the crazy shit that happens when it shifts too far the other way.
Well, that's, yeah.
I mean, that's why, that's why, I mean, I thought they were very kind to ask me if I wanted to go to the inauguration, right?
And I'm sure that that invitation would have been extended to all of us.
And but yeah, that's why I didn't want to go.
I was like, I'm a comedian first.
Like my, I don't want to be a fan of a political group.
Yeah.
And then seemingly the optics of it support everything that they do.
I understand it's like a fun event.
And some people just went because it's a fun event.
I get that.
I've had friends even hit me up.
They're like, listen, I don't care who I just wanted to be there for this moment.
Not oftentimes do you get invited to inauguration.
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I get that.
Sure, sure, short.
But my feeling is like the second people see me as one-sided, and there already are people that see me like I'm on one side.
If I go to the inauguration, I'm definitely framed as right-wing Trump guy.
And then when I say something like I've said today about the Democrats and their philosophies and their ideology that I think is like causing a little bit of distrust, people are just going to write it off as, oh, that's another Republican, just criticizing the dead.
And vice versa.
I'm going to make fun of these motherfuckers for the next four years.
You know, so I don't know, as a comedian, I feel like that your, the perceived neutrality is really important.
Otherwise, every joke angle is predictable.
It's the same criticism they say about like SNL.
I think the less maybe so now, but like you could just predict the angle every single time, especially like even during COVID days.
Like I know it.
Like when Jimmy Kimmel goes out there, I know you're going to cry about something.
I know it, right?
Something really affected you and you're going to cry.
I know it.
No, but that was just white dudes Met Gala.
So they don't want it.
They don't want to pay picture and everything.
I get it.
I get it.
That makes sense.
It's just me personally, just as far as comedy goes, I don't want you to frame me in any way because I always want to be able to surprise you.
And I don't want Trump and them to have this expectation that I'm going to dick ride for four years.
Like you made fun of too.
Yeah.
Some policies are good, some policies are bad.
And you don't want to be beholden to have to sit on one side or the other.
But if you say some crazy shit, it's just satire and you shouldn't go after the person's age.
I agree.
I agree.
Unless it's after you, which would be very funny.
I would enjoy that a lot.
I think that would be very humorous.
I'm saying, you're going to be like, yeah, the guy in the middle.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
So day one, Trump saved TikTok.
He announced that he was issuing an executive order to extend the time before TikTok's law would take effect.
God bless.
This is an interesting one, the TikTok situation, because it seems like it should be so easily replaceable.
Like it seems like I should go onto Reels and it should just have a little button and it's like whatever kind of TikTok sounding word.
And then what is it?
TikTok.
TikTok.
And it's just like, that's it right there.
We got it.
Like, how the fuck is...
Do that, boom.
But how is TikTok's algorithm so much better?
China's AI, I think, is way ahead of ours.
Is that?
That's what this leads me to believe.
We can't even replicate the fucking social media app.
That's what scares me about China more than anything.
We cannot, our American AI, with as much innovation as we have, cannot touch this.
I thought we control AI.
Yeah, I thought we were like way beyond.
Then why can we not get this algorithm?
I have no idea.
I don't even know work at TikTok or like we don't have any fucking clue how this algorithm works.
It might not even be AI.
I wonder if it's just a Chinese dude that just shows you shit you like.
You know what I mean?
Like, I wonder if they have the manpower to have one guy for every person and they just show you.
They're like, yo, Schultz loves this shit right here, bro.
Show him a guy doing a funny thing.
There isn't enough of them.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, it's beyond AI.
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
It's funny because it's like, I was not upset that it was going away because it's the one that I still don't know how to use.
I was just being a hater.
And then it's like, but I think this was like Trump's play for a while.
Like, he already knew he was going to bring it back because it's like when it came back, the message was, oh, we worked with Trump to bring.
He just wanted a nice little slam dunk for the anonymous.
Oh, 100%.
He gets the slam dunk.
It is peculiar.
The liberals handed him that.
Yeah.
But he wanted it at first.
Yeah, it's just like, I don't know.
Yeah, he wanted it first.
And it would seem that the more patriotic position is to remove the Chinese spyware from your citizens' thoughts.
That's the more patriotic position.
But somehow, his supporters, who, in a more traditional sense, you would argue, are more patriotic than the Dems are saying, hey, this is awesome.
You're keeping it.
I'm just so confused by this.
You go freedom of speech.
I actually talked to.
But it's not free speech.
It's free.
Steal all of our data and give it to the audience.
The weirdest thing is when it was going away and then everybody was downloading the red something.
I read nothing.
Red.
No, even crazy.
Maybe that's why they brought my shit.
Maybe they're like, listen, we need to keep TikTok before they just give everything to China.
Yeah.
So I talked to the congressman.
Rohith Kunda did a petition to save TikTok.
Yo, you bought, bro.
Actually, he's a Democrat.
But he's like a Bernie type Democrat.
But he was saying, I just thought it was overreach, where like there were much more narrow solutions.
You could just pass a petition like, hey, you guys can keep TikTok here, but our data can't go to you.
Or for example, that's what they say now.
But yeah, so like, he's like, there were much more solutions.
And then he goes, I can't help but notice the timing.
Once Israel-Palestine starts really popping up and TikTok seemingly has a lot more pro-Palestine people, all of a sudden Congress is bringing back this Trump thing that was kind of dead before.
Hey, we need now TikTok is a problem.
We need to get it out of here.
And he goes, the timing to me was just, I thought it was suppressing freedom of speech.
It was too suspicious.
Now, another way to look at that, which is a fire take, is you were saying that TikTok on the app, there's way more pro-Palestinian perspective.
Yeah.
Right?
It seems, yeah.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
Another way to look at that is if China wants to sow political unrest in America, it bolsters the opinion that is not shared that much on the mainstream media.
Or it's shared by the government at large.
Like if the government is supporting Israel and they go, oh, let's just do the thing the government isn't supporting.
Exactly.
Because we want to convince people that the government is against their interests.
Yeah.
And now you just have infighting in America, especially at a time where there's a complete distrust of the government.
There's a distrust of mainstream media, pharmaceutical companies, prison complex, everything.
There's distrust.
So you can sow that.
And that's why it's dangerous to have an app that's that powerful.
Aren't there so many issues?
Every social media app has divided us on every issue.
It doesn't matter.
Every George Floyd, whatever.
Every fucking issue, all social media does is divide us.
Facebook, X, whatever.
This election, we are divided.
All of a sudden, on this one, now this is where America is going to really tear itself apart.
But it's not just this one.
I think Twix, you saw it as well.
Look, It could be what your guy is saying.
There is also a possibility it could be something else.
And the reason why they suggest it is because that's probably exactly what we do in every other country.
Probably.
No, I don't, you know what I mean?
Like, if I'm America and the ops got Facebook, you go get some pro-American shit in that Facebook.
And it might not be American flags looking crazy.
It just might be cool videos where people in America are good looking, they're driving awesome cars and they're enjoying their fights.
Or there's a civil war in a country that we're beefing with, and you can stoke one side or the other.
It's a dangerous now.
The difference with U.S. companies is that we can bring them in front of Congress and like we can bring them accountable.
Like, yo, what are you doing?
Show us your files.
We're subpoenaing all your back end shit.
We can't do that to the ducks.
We did bring him in front of Congress.
We can't take Xi Jinping and bring him in front of Congress.
We could put his lemming there and he's just going to be like, I don't know what you're talking about.
And they'll kill that motherfucker.
They'll kill the guy who owns it.
China don't give a fuck.
They brought the billionaire dude that owns it into a basement for two weeks.
But like, remember, they just, even you, you just went ghost for like two months, like one of the most powerful human beings on the planet.
Like with Jack Mugs.
That's still Alibaba, I think.
Wait, your theory is it chicken or the egg?
Because it's like a lot of young people were pro-Palestinian, and we saw that live out.
Like we saw that in colleges, we saw that on the streets and protests and all that shit.
So is it China trying to push this message and it's convincing young people to be pro-Palestinian or they really were pro-Palestinian?
I think it's chicken.
So there you go.
No, no, no, no.
I actually mean that seriously.
I knew you would take that.
I mean that seriously as chicken, meaning I think young people were pro-Palestinian.
A lot of these kids on college campuses were pro-Palestinian.
I think you saw these views in, I think, in like intellectual discourse a lot.
And I think that matriculated onto social media apps.
And then if I'm China and I saw any unrest in a country that I'm somewhat opposed to, push the gas on.
Put the gas on.
That's all.
So it's not like they're making up something.
Gotcha.
But they're putting the gas on the gas on it.
Yeah.
And they might not at all, but they could.
And it's like, it's almost like, would you want China to have the codes to like any door in your castle?
It's like, you're like, yeah, they only got the codes to one door.
It's like, I don't want them to have it to any.
And the fact that we have no social media in China lets us know that they don't want us to have the codes to nothing at all.
And then add a layer to it for sure.
Meta and Zuckerberg and every other like social media ownering class is putting pressure on the government to be like, yo, get this topic.
Exactly.
Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
That means I got to compete with this shit.
I'm a little curious if Zuckerberg's like super hard right pivot is trying to cozy up to Trump more and more and help him be like, you know, maybe we get this fucking bro.
You build a business that big, you're a government employee now.
That's a utility.
Amazon is a utility.
Google's a utility.
Facebook or Meta, whatever it is, is a utility.
You work for the government, right?
The government's going to call you.
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That's the only person that can tell you what to do.
You don't, you're not like a, you're not like Equinox.
You don't own like a business that you franchise.
You kind of do whatever you want with it.
It's like the way that your business works affects elections.
It affects ideology.
And you will get calls from the president about that shit.
So he better cozy up.
So is this Trump giving in to the will of the people?
Because you know Zuck and you know Elon would want TikTok gone.
I'll tell you one thing.
The only truth is the people.
Trump is a mirror to the will of the people.
And that is why he is so effective.
His strategy from early on was recognizing sentiments from the people that were just not politically recognized at all.
He is a mirror.
So if they feel something, he feels it.
And I think that's his natural way of being.
I don't think he's like this stubborn guy that only feels one way.
And the Roger, like he was a Democrat.
Yeah, he could say that.
Now he's a Republican.
He's more of like a mirror to their will and their sentiment.
Now, he doesn't feel, I imagine, that the super progressive left-wing philosophy is real.
Like, I don't think that he believes that people actually feel that way.
Does that make sense?
I think he's like, all right, some fringe groups do, but I don't know if that's like what the American people feel.
And I think, yeah, I think he's just really good at that.
Like, Bernie is just authentically himself.
When it wasn't popular, he felt this way.
Now that it is popular, he feels this way.
The pendulum could swing away.
He'll still feel that way.
And sometimes these like authentically driven human beings meet a cultural necessity.
And then you can become these superstars or whatever it is.
Apparently, the TikTok CEO went to Trump's inauguration.
Yeah, he was there.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of indicating like, yo, I'm down.
I'm down to work.
And Trump is offering a 50-50 deal.
They also think Trump in the thank you message on TikTok.
Yo, look.
Sign back on.
Go, go, It says something like, thanks to President Trump's efforts.
We're going to keep TikTok alive and try to find a solution.
Keep it alive.
Like, I like American competition.
Like, yo, Zuck, beat this shit.
Yeah, that is where it seems a little anti-American is, hey, here's the best guy.
Let's stomp him out.
And that is the number one thing these Uber rich guys always talk about.
The thing that makes America great is free enterprise.
Yep, free market.
You think you want me to take me down, build a better product.
Yep.
They built a better product and now you have a problem with it.
And I think Chinese Fire is a convenient thing to put on it.
Sure.
Now, I'm totally cool.
One, I have more confidence than China in our culture.
Like, I'm okay with them sharing.
Like, let's say there was more like Chinese shit on TikTok.
I'm like, run it.
Let's go.
Great.
We like it.
Like, I think our culture is cooler.
So we're going to win if there's fair exchange.
But I'm totally cool if China makes tons of money off of it.
Create something cool for the world?
Profit off it.
That's great.
It is a concern about the data transfer.
So if we found out 100% for certain that the data never left America and it was completely closed in, but they were still able to profit from the business, make all that money, dude.
You made something great.
We buy Chinese products all the fucking time.
We're wearing China right now.
So we're not against Chinese shit.
We're just against the idea that they could influence our culture in a way that was advantageous to them.
Yeah.
And I think you've said this before.
You give us one, we give you one.
That's it.
Yo, that's the most just.
Just give up one social media.
Take Black Planet.
Take Black Planet.
Yo, Black Planet used to be fucked.
What was Black Planet like?
It was Black Planet.
But like, it was just like MySpace for Black people.
Yeah.
And then there was the Spanish one, Mijente.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Good old days.
And it was black only.
You couldn't get on there if you're white.
I got a fucking threesome off of Black Planet.
That shit was nice.
So they let white women on.
I was trying to say that.
God damn it.
But to your point, that's what this guy Kunda was saying about like, yeah, there's solutions.
I'm not saying it's perfect, but it does seem like a very odd, overreach solution to be like, ban it.
It's out of here.
Whereas you could be like, no, make him take one of ours.
Fine, the data can't leave.
There's a solution.
And I do think Trump will find that solution.
Yeah.
I mean, like.
The fact that dude is at the inauguration, he's definitely kissing the ring and he's going to work with him.
Bro, he's going to, this is what we spoke to him.
The one takeaway I had from our conversation is he just likes making deals.
He loves negotiations.
He loves negotiating.
He don't like none of this other shit.
He likes negotiating and he likes entertaining.
He likes talking in front of people.
He has some fun with the attention.
But he likes, he likes winning deals.
Healthcare Insurance Costs00:11:16
And like, I mean, if you even want to, people respect him more than Biden.
Like the deal that Israel and Hamas got is the same deal that Biden administration offered them.
You know that, right?
It's the exact same deal.
There's one difference in that Trump called up Netanyahu and he said, do what you're told, boy.
And he did it.
He said, do what you're told, boy.
And he did it.
Simple as that.
He goes, you get no more weapons.
You got no more nothing.
I told you I want the war over and it's over.
Simple as that.
I think it's a double win.
That was them working together, bro.
Who was that?
I would say part Biden win, but definitely Trump pushed it over the lot.
Like it couldn't have happened without Trump, but Biden, they were working on that deal for a long time.
They just not, they didn't, they just don't want to give no.
They don't want to give no credit to him.
It's adorable.
What you're doing is absolutely.
This guy, he's going out bad, man.
Let me tell you something.
Like, all they care about is legacy.
Democrats are going to be able to do that.
He deserves so bad.
They deserve to go out bad.
Biden's legacy is his last debate.
You go out bad.
Kama's legacy is you got your ass beat.
You go out bad.
This is what Biden said his key regret for his presidency was walking in the sand.
Not riding a bike.
Not taking more credit for his accomplishments.
See, talk that shit.
That was his key regret.
I don't know what you did, but talk that shit.
Not taking credit.
See, everybody want to beat Trump, yo.
Everybody want to beat Trump.
If Trump had never existed, a president would never say anything.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
He's a public service.
He's president of you to serve.
Fucking shit.
He never did Obamacare.
I mean, I was like, do you want to see that?
No, to be honest with you, Obamacare, I think that was one of the smartest things for Obama's legacy.
I know there are a lot of people who hate it.
Republicans use it as like a, you know, like a, what is it called?
Like a leverage tool to show how horrible he is.
And there are a lot of people who just say Obamacare is bad that like aren't even signed up to Obamacare.
They have no fucking clue what it is.
They also have seemingly no empathy to all the people with pre-existing conditions that were helped.
I was speaking to this dude.
So many people are on Obamacare right now.
It's the affordable care.
Did I say that on this pod this story?
I forget.
It was brilliant.
But like I met this dude who intimately involved in the Republican campaign.
And we were hanging out.
He's a nice guy.
He goes, he's like, listen, I'm Republican.
My dad was a coal miner in Ohio.
And he goes, to this day, if anybody says anything bad about Barack Obama, he'll punch your teeth right out of your face.
I know why.
He goes, my dad had pre-existing conditions.
He's, you know, he's getting bounced around from insurance to insurance.
Hospitals not taking him.
Like he was going to die.
My dad's alive.
He's a Barack Obama.
So you can't say anything bad about Barack Obama.
And I think that's the thing that Republicans miss about the Affordable Care Act or the Obama Act is those like Bernie constituents that like those Republicans that kind of gravitated towards Bernie and his messaging.
Remember when Bernie was really popping?
And those working class Republicans that are put into like really fucking shitty positions where they have a lot of health issues because of the jobs that they're doing, their lives were saved by that Affordable Care Act and Obamacare.
So when you just yell out, Obamacare is crushing America.
Is it crushing America or is it saving hardworking Americans that you pretend to care about and love?
Bro, if you want to care about them all the time, well, we got to help these people.
And then when they're like, yo, my lung cancer needs to be treated.
Obamacare is doing that.
And they're like, oh, don't worry about that.
Exactly.
You know, it's favorable by both sides.
Trump tried to undo it like 20 times.
They couldn't undo the shit because he was like, yeah, no, it's too popular.
And I don't know if that's Barack's fault or it's the healthcare system's fault.
And the insurance company is gouging the American people.
I think it's very convenient.
And again, I don't know enough so somebody can be like, yo, Shelton, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
You're right.
But my suspicion.
It's a little fact.
Yeah, he's, you know, flickering.
But my suspicion is that like, it's a very easy political win to just blame it on Barack.
Yeah, because insurance companies have fucked everything.
Healthcare's broken.
And it's called Obamacare.
That guy's a problem.
But you also could say whoever's in power for the last hundred years has let health insurance get to this point and the cost of medical care get to this point where they can just fuck us at every turn and we just deal with it.
But what's so interesting is like those same exact people are upset with the pharmaceutical companies.
They're upset with the healthcare industry.
So it's like Barack Obama was bad for trying to make sure everybody got healthcare, but also the healthcare companies are bad.
Like Barack Obama made it expensive, but also the healthcare companies are gouging.
To me, I see some inconsistencies there.
It's opposing sides trying to shift plans.
Yeah.
That's what all this shit is.
And it's the insurance fault.
And it's pharmaceutical companies' fault.
And I think both sides will let them just run amok.
I would like to talk to an insurance.
I would like to talk to like an insurance expert and just have them sit here and break down like how insurance companies gouge.
There's probably a position that they're arguing from too, which is where we just shoot them.
No, no, I don't know.
But like, I'm sure they have, I'm sure they have some argument.
I don't know what exactly it is.
Pharmaceutical companies, medical care, like the cost of an MRI to the hospital is like, or an MRI machine is like astronomical.
The cost of all these things is so inflated.
And so it just, yeah, everybody's just being greedy at the top.
And then we're kind of having to suffer the consequences.
And then every time we're like, all right, we should just do national health care, you see some video pop up of like a line of 3,000 people in Canada trying to get their foot checked out.
And they're like, they told me my next appointment is eight months from now.
Well, I talk to Canadians.
They don't love their health care.
I got a friend whose knee is fucked because it was like an unqualified doctor doing the surgery, blah, blah, blah, whatever, red tape.
And his knee is just fucked.
Canada is tricky because a lot of those places, you can't get a private opinion.
They don't even have it as an option.
Yeah, a lot of them.
Depending on your specific thing, like if you have a back issue, you might not be able to go to a private person and pay out of pocket.
They say you have to go to the system.
We wouldn't have that problem.
Canadians are too nice.
Americans, we wait that long, we're going to start yelling.
We're not going to be nice about it.
I just wonder if you could do both, like public school, private school.
Yeah, in Europe.
Europe, you have that.
Yeah.
So they have the public system.
And then if you have enough money, you can do privatism.
This is two out of every three Canadians have private health insurance right here.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I think they do that in Canada.
Peter Attia told me that, bro.
It still is no fact.
Let's get them on your yoke.
Connect our roots.
Nah, but we need like either like an AOC or a Bernie to just explain that shit.
Yeah.
They're the ones that are.
They need Luigi, bro.
I don't even want AOC or Bernie.
I want someone that's inside the medical apparatus.
I want them to speak.
They're going to be like tainted.
Good.
Get an X. Get Andrew Bucimente for the health insurance companies.
Yeah.
He left.
Now we're ready to talk that shit.
Yeah.
But like, I want to hear their argument.
They have to have an argument besides, hey, we're trying to make as much money as possible.
We don't care if y'all die.
That might be part of it, but there has to be some other argument.
Otherwise, everybody that works in healthcare is enabling it.
It's kind of fucked up.
You got to work within the system.
Yeah.
All right.
I mean, how.
I know it's slippery.
So, but I'm just saying it's like, hey.
I mean, that's the my heart goes out to you.
My heart goes out to you.
So you're saying all health professionals should just be like, we're just not going to not all health professionals, but the people that are working for the insurance agencies and continuing to like propagate this business structure.
Oh, I agree with that.
But again, I don't know enough to say, but maybe if it was pre-die.
But yo, maybe if it was presented like that, it'd be harder to accept a job in that way.
Maybe if that's how Americans felt about you, you'd be less willing to accept that position.
Like right now, we kind of, you know, I think there's been like a bunch of movies that came out that make working on Wall Street look really cool and like owning a hedge fund look really badass and cool and wild west like and you're trying to, you know, stop, you're just trying to circumnavigate the governments and they're trying to shut you down.
And they almost look like, what is it called?
Anti-heroes in a way.
Yeah.
But they all usually end pretty bad.
Yeah, but like, but maybe if, maybe if the movies we watch growing up position them as like greedy pigs that don't really offer anything to society at all and they're just making money by moving money around, maybe less people would be inclined to do those jobs.
Maybe because they'd be like, oh, there's kind of like shame put on this and being that.
Now, I know there's a lot of money, but those people can make money doing other things.
Like there's way more money in tech than there is in working on Wall Street.
Like being a doctor, right?
I imagine culturally, like, especially from everything Akash told me, there's this great cultural reward that comes from it.
Like there's honor in the community.
Beyond money.
It means more.
Yeah.
And you can own a hedge fund.
You can make all these money, but I imagine within your community.
The admiration is toward the doctor.
So I wonder if we switch that reward system.
I get what you're saying.
But being an engineer or a coder is a little bit harder than gambling on Wall Street.
It's way harder.
That's what I'm saying.
So it's like, oh, that's a good point.
Are you making me argue?
You just can't do the good thing.
And they're like, hey, I can talk my shit.
I can be a salesman.
There's more money in tech, but there's more money for an average guy in Wall Street.
Like when I think of Wall Street, I think of like some handsome, tall white guy with the fucking Patrick Bateman hair.
Yeah.
Right.
Dining out at the nicest restaurants, sleeping with tons of girls, buying bottles at the clubs.
If you're a young, ambitious guy, that seems pretty cool.
When I think of doctors, I think of a guy with blood all over his fucking shirt, working endless hours at the ER.
Yeah, 12 years of school.
The incentive structure isn't there.
Like, I don't even see doctors with bitches like that.
No, they get bitches.
Doctors get bitches.
Of course.
Of course.
But like, it's almost like it would be uncouth.
If you had a fuckboy doctor, you're like, I don't trust that motherfucker with my heart.
Yeah.
I know a fuckboy doctor.
Yeah.
I don't trust that motherfucker no more.
I kept seeing, we know the guy.
We kept seeing him at parties where people were doing Molly.
And I'm like, you got a surgery to mine?
He's a surgeon, right?
He's a surgeon.
Surgeons are fuckboys.
Yeah.
They're known as fuckboys.
Is there like a risk tolerance thing?
It's got to be like your mentality.
That's the stereotype.
I learned this from fucking scrubs and it turned out to be true.
The stereotype of surgeons is they're like the jocks.
They're like kind of like the meathead doctors, but they still were really smart, got their shit done.
The guys that go party and then still get an A on the test, surgeons.
And I wonder if they're willing to accept a little bit more risk.
Like they like the gambling because people die when you're a surgeon.
Whereas if you're going to be like a dermatologist or something like that, it's probably less risk.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's also less cool.
You tell people you're a heart surgeon.
They're like, yo, bro.
Bitches go crazy for that.
Yeah.
Duet.
Yeah.
Ben Carson wrote 10 books about it, bro.
Just killing twins, bro.
Christians and the Bible00:13:04
That's fire.
Who's the guy we had on?
Billy Carson.
Just gosh.
Different guy.
Trump's America, man.
Billy Paddleblock.
Billy Carson is black people's Rogan.
No bullshit.
The amount of non-white people that have come up to me since that episode came out, they're like, yo, he's spitting, though, be honest.
Like, some of that shit is true.
Yeah, but Wes Huff said some of it's true.
Say it?
Rogan said some of it's true.
That's why we love Rogan.
He puts us on to all the cool shit that we didn't know was true or not.
But Wes Huff shut it down.
You saw that?
Wes Huff and Billy had a debate.
Dude, we need to have Wes Huff on.
Yeah.
Because he actually read the Bible.
He didn't read the Emerald Tablets of TOEF that never existed anyway.
Why you ain't shoot down none of Billy Carson shit when he was right here?
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
You read the Bible.
He said he saw aliens.
I believed him.
You read the Bible.
You should have shot something.
You don't think Mark really read the Bible.
Bro, I'm Catholic.
You just hear it in church.
You're like, you hear that shit in another language.
He was homeschooled.
They ain't learned nothing but the Bible.
His Bible spoke to him in Latin until he was six years old.
Every morning.
I learned why Martin Luther was a heretic, and that's basically it.
Homeschooling, we weren't doing a ton of Bible.
They were learning about coffee before the jury.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, we learned the homeopathy.
Okay.
We didn't really get too into the weeds of Leviticus, this Jew stuff.
You know, you don't read all that.
Yeah.
Have you guys read the Bible?
No.
Bible in a year, big podcast.
You can start it right now.
I started doing that shit.
Like, I went through it.
I tried, yo.
That's a slow, that's a slow voice.
It's tough.
You could tell there wasn't much competition in the literature world when that thing came out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You go to the library, it's like one book.
Yeah.
Now we got Harry Potter.
Son.
Like, there's a lot of options.
Yeah, when I was doing communion, they didn't even give us the regular Bible.
They was giving us shit with pictures of it.
I like that.
Picture Bible fire.
You got the Disney Media.
You knocked the Bible way easier to read.
Yeah.
I like that.
King James, I don't know what he talks about.
How are you going to keep a bunch of eight years old occupied with the actual Bible?
Yeah, there's some fat in there.
You know, there's some books where you're like, oh, my God.
Every story someone tells me from the Bible, I'm like, this is the most interesting story I've ever heard in my life.
And then you start to read it, and you're like, holy moly.
Yeah.
Thou half a lot.
You know, what does thou hat?
You have?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we just need to Ebonyx the Bible.
The pigeon Bible.
That's modern English.
The new international version of the Bible.
That's the church in the version.
I read that shit made sense.
Huh?
That's the Trump version from China?
No, no, no, no.
That's probably his own Bible.
That's a Donald Trump Bible.
Donald Trump swore on a takeout menu.
Is that what you're saying right now?
There's no way Donald Trump swore himself into office.
He took the oath on the beef and broccoli menu.
Bro, did I show you this?
I think I showed you.
I love it.
They knew he was a Hawaiian pigeon, bro.
They got it.
This is the Bible everyone needs to be reading.
John 3:16.
Yeah, brother God, when give me so plenty of love, that Loha for the people, for the people, people inside the world oh, that's fine.
I like this one that he wouldn't send me as one and only boy, so that everyone doesn't trust me.
Don't get cut off from God, but get the real kind knife stay out the max forever.
Now we need Wesley Huff here to just give us the fire stories.
Tell us why that is 100% true yes, and don't fact check at all.
Yo oh, you don't believe in your shit.
Nah, you just don't get in the weeds with technically, this translation.
it's just fun to run with it shaky in your face that's why you can't that's why you can't fact check Billy Carson bro no you shake you guys faith is not about fact it's about faith yeah so he's kind of got a point there faith no facts bro faith no facts yeah you know what I have faith in we boot it Christians make the most fun people of all the religions Christians by far are the most fun they got the black people so that's big but they weren't bro Mexicans Mexicans, bro.
Mexicans are Catholics.
Italians are Catholics.
The French are Catholics.
The Irish are Catholics.
There's something about the Bible.
I don't know what it is, but there's something about the Bible.
The fact that nobody follows.
Maybe the guy tells me that.
It's like Jews read their shit, Muslims read their shit, and Christians are like, Christmas is fine.
And whatever that is, it makes the most, there's like enough of a separation where you could just have fun.
Because if you want to have fun, like fun, fun, you're not going to a devout Muslim country.
You're not going to devout.
You're not going to fucking Hasidic Williamsburg.
You know exactly what it is.
Go.
You get forgiven for all your sins.
Don't matter what the fuck you do.
Believe in God and forgive me for this fuck shit I'm about to do.
You're still going to have to.
Well, I think we need that.
People need to have fun.
It does make Earth more fun.
Listen, Marab, the guy who fought in the UFC, Murab and the guy he fought, Khabib's brother.
They're the same in the face, really.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I think ethnically, they're kind of like the same.
Like, it's one bus stop away, but it's spring six.
And one is Christian and the other one is Muslim.
Murab is in the ring doing dances.
He's looking out into, he's having fun.
The other guy is, he's locked in.
Yeah.
He's fucking taking this shit now.
He was getting his ass kicked, but he's still taking that shit very seriously.
There's something about Christianity that it extracts the fun, man.
It just, it's fun.
Because he's risen, bro.
Jesus is in heaven.
He's going to come get us.
He's going to snatch us up.
Yeah, you just got to chill.
But what happens in Islam?
Does that not happen?
They go to heaven too.
I think it's harder to get in.
I think it's stricter requirements.
Islam like the Ivy League.
Christianity like community college.
But if you want to have fun, you're not going to fucking Burma.
It's true.
It's true.
Maybe college.
Houston.
So great.
But for real, we got to shout out Christians for creating fun.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah.
Before Christians, I don't know if fun existed.
It's a lot of rules to being Jewish.
Yeah.
It's a lot of rules.
The lights can't be on.
This fucking fish has a shell on it.
You can't eat it.
Yeah.
They were fun.
Romans.
Yo, you know what?
Pagans were fun.
Too much fun.
Too much fun.
They need to reinvent a little.
They're going to say the gay motherfuckers.
He would.
He would.
They really would.
Yo, because the Spartans were like 300 people, but they were like the Muslims of the Greeks.
And they had 300.
They almost took out everybody.
You just needed 300 discipline.
You needed three dudes, 300 dudes not buff fucking every two seconds of the day.
And you could actually get some shit done.
Yeah.
That's all it takes.
Wow.
So Christians kind of brought it in.
They brought it in.
They're like, hey, we can still have fun, drink a little, but just like, don't kill people all the time.
Bro, can I ask you a question?
Do you think all like the Greeks?
Yeah, for God, we could do it.
But do you think all like the Greek math, like the A squared plus B, the Pythagorean theory, do you think that's all about just getting male dicks inside boy ass?
Yeah.
Do you think it's all angles?
You got to get the right angle.
Exactly.
Because if it's a boy, if it's your apprentice or whatever they call them, the right angle.
He got to go 90.
Yeah.
I don't know.
This is uncomfortable.
Why?
Yeah, talk about boyfriend.
Lol can't fucking talk about it.
No, It's culture.
It's your culture.
Yeah.
You're being racist.
You're leading her culture, dude.
You're being racist.
Yeah, you're being very racist.
Nah, fuck that.
They need more Pompeiis and just...
Destroy all the motherfuckers.
This guy's so bigoted.
It's not even in Greece, bro.
Oh, yeah, that was a good idea.
Type shit is chicken over there.
Top shit.
No, Romans are not.
Shut up.
Yeah, I can't just let it rock.
No, the Romans were a little bit more.
I don't know a country y'all can post on Instagram.
Y'all know my.
Anguilla need to invent some math real fast.
Bro, I went to Aruba.
Aruba was beautiful.
And I was like, where is that?
He's like, oh, some country.
I was like, oh, you did.
You know, you were in South America.
Yes, I did.
You didn't even act.
You were in Amsterdam.
Al got to go to Aruba.
Can't go to Columbia anymore now that he got fiancé.
He gotta go as close as he can.
I'm going to Aruba.
He took that boat to Venezuela immediately.
There's a lot of Venezuelans there.
National championships.
National championships.
Let's talk that.
Let's talk that.
Either of you guys watch the game?
Yeah.
I didn't watch the national championship game because I just knew he was going to dominate it.
I just don't watch amateur football.
Like, how many amateur sports are we going to watch?
Yeah, they're already getting paid with the NIL shit.
Yeah.
We don't need to watch them.
Yeah, but can't we watch them when they're in the NFL?
I just, maybe it's because I grew up in New York, but like I never understood it to New York.
It's a New York thing.
Like, why are we watching these college players?
Let's watch them when they got, you know, facial hair and shit, and they're adults.
Also, I think, though, if you don't have a pro team, like those are the guys that that's all they have.
So Alabama, there's no fucking pro team anywhere near there.
Yeah.
But you got the University of Alabama.
I think South Florida, same shit.
You got Miami, but they don't really associate with Miami.
Or like North Florida.
So it's like Lady Boys in Thailand.
It's like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
If you can't fuck real pussy, you get the closest thing.
Exactly.
Yeah, you're getting where you finish.
We got two NFL teams.
The fuck am I watching these little play around?
Exactly.
And then if you're even in a smaller town without a college, you watch high school.
Yeah, exactly.
And if you went to a college with a good school, a good team, then you'd get into it and you'd be indoctrinated.
So how much longer we got to watch, like care about this?
It's over, right?
It's over.
Thank God.
Oh, it's done?
Okay.
God, oh my God, the fucking Tuesday one.
Oh, the college teams won.
Yeah.
Did Deion Sanders do anything?
That's the only thing I know about college.
No, he got his ass beating the ball again, but I still hope he comes to Dallas.
Yeah, he might.
I don't think he will.
Oh, you want him to come to Dallas?
I hear everybody's saying that that would be a bad move.
I don't know why, but people just.
I've been living through for 30 years.
Deion is the one guy who can maybe push back on Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones and get his way.
He's the only guy that can maybe do it.
He is such a fucking force of will.
Look at you, Dallas fan.
Look at you coming.
If Deion comes back, I'm interested.
I'm watching again, Deion.
You can't do that.
You left the team.
You're gone.
You can't be a California.
I'm not going to say you.
That's a good point.
My wife took more NFL teams than you.
She definitely did.
Oh, the Eagles are in it.
Yeah, the Eagles are in it.
I think they might win the whole fucking thing.
Really?
They're that good.
Their quarterback is not good.
He's got a hurt knee, blah, blah, blah.
But I tell you what, I always make the mistake of as a fan.
Defense really does win championships.
And I think the Eagles' defense is really fucking good.
And Saquon Barkley is like having a historic season, and that might be enough.
And they don't play, dude.
Lamar Jackson, I feel so bad for.
Did you guys watch any of the games?
I saw that.
No.
I just saw the guy, Mark Andrews, drop that.
Yeah.
Dropped the two-point conversion.
Lamar Jackson made two really bad plays throughout the game.
But generally speaking, he had a pretty good game.
This guy touched down.
That would have tied the game.
Now, Josh Allen, this is where I feel like we kind of got robbed of really great endings.
Josh Allen, if he catches that, gets the ball back with 90 seconds and two timeouts.
And then you get to see him try to drive and see if they can have a game.
That would have been sick.
The Eagles game, they were like, well, the Lions, or sorry, the Rams could have come, but they were down 15 to 28 with three minutes left.
It's like a fucking, they're done.
They score a touchdown, get the ball back, get all the way like the 20-yard line.
If that, if the Rams score a touchdown there, what a historic ending.
But for Lamar, I'm like, oh, you just got to get out of the AFC.
Every great quarterback in the league is in the AFC.
Like, you know, when we were younger, it was like Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning.
Two of them were in one conference, two of them were another.
Imagine they're all in.
One of those guys is just never going to get anywhere.
Yeah.
And that's where I feel like Lamar Jackson.
This is like when the East was trash in the NBA.
Yes, exactly.
So if you don't make it to the, but like the Eagles have had a much easier path if they get to the Super Bowl than the Bills would have had.
The Bills had to play the Ravens.
Then they have to get through the Chiefs if they beat them.
Yeah.
Like it's, I just think Lamar, poor guy, I really, he's not amazing in the playoffs, but he's good enough.
I think if he was on an NFC team, he'd get to the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Did the Bills win?
Bills won steak-wise.
I thought we in this shit.
I do think they can beat the Chiefs.
But again, I could be underestimating defense because the Chiefs have a really good defense.
Their offense is not that exciting this year.
So I think I'm just kind of taken in by Josh Allen and all the sexy things he's doing.
But I feel like, oh, they could actually win it this year.
My prediction is Eagles and Bills.
I agree.
If you're going to bet on that, by the way, go to Stake.
Yeah.
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Nah, they're the world's largest U.S. social casino.
The world's largest U.S. social casino.
Yeah, go there.
Go to stake.com and make sure you use Flagrant.
Yeah.
Because you're going to get that fucking sign-up bonus and a gift.
That's a gift that a fucking fucking gift basket.
Big one.
Yeah.
My heart goes out to all of y'all signing up.
Can you bet with tennis?
Because I only watch the Australian Open last year.
You got Yannicks still?
Nah, Ben.
Ben Shelton.
You think you got it?
I think so.
Come on, let's go.
Ben following him on Instagram.
Jeter Plays Paddle Tennis00:06:02
He gassed right now.
Really?
I ain't gonna gas.
I ain't gonna lie.
Good luck to the American, though, always.
That's who I'm gonna go for.
How old is Trump, baby?
How old is he?
Ben.
I think he's like 22, something like that.
He's a kid.
Yeah.
I saw him.
I didn't even realize it was him.
I was in the Hamptons, and I think this was probably during like around the U.S. Open last year.
And I remember I saw this guy.
Fuck that guy.
I thought, like, I don't know if I thought it was like maybe somebody's younger brother or something like that.
I thought it was Patrick Mahomes' brother for sure.
That's really insulting.
That's really insulting.
Wait, why?
Because Patrick Mahomes' younger brother looks like he knows the Pythagorean theorem perfectly.
He's actually not that far off.
Like, they could, I could see them getting mixed up.
What made you think it was him?
Was he being sexually inappropriate with a waitress in some random restaurant?
Damn.
Nah, Bennis, Bennis is solid, bro.
He don't look like a tennis player.
Put it that way.
Like, in my mind, tennis players are like Pete Sampras.
That was bad gay.
What?
You check it out, Ben.
Son of my man was jacked up.
I'm like, you know, he plays tennis.
He's 6'4, 200 pounds.
Yeah, kids built.
There you go.
What about the Spanish kid, Alcaraz?
He just got killed.
He just lost.
He needed to drop a sneaker.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
I don't know.
Coco has a sneaker.
She just lost.
Yeah, I looked into that one.
So you're looking for paddle shoes?
I'm looking for paddle shoes.
Yeah.
Rafa's shit don't got enough ankle support for me.
Coco shits look fine.
I looked into it.
Looked into it.
I bought like combat boots.
I know, bro.
I need all the ankles.
Probably be out there.
Why do you have a heat pad right now?
Because my back, I'm feeling bro.
I can't believe it.
That's crazy.
How do you just walk in as if that's nothing?
Durant distracted us.
Yeah.
This shit is right here.
That's crazy.
And it should need to be hot or low-key if you could turn it up.
You need a hot water bottle.
You need some shit the bitches get when they get their figure.
Oh, man.
Are you going to be ready to play with Jeter, though?
Say what?
Are you going to be ready to play with Jeter?
Yo, hell yeah.
First of all, shout out, Jeter.
So, what is going on?
I got to charge my shit.
We're dying over here.
Shout out, Jeter, bro.
Yeah, this Reserve Cup down in Miami is going to be.
I might come through.
Please do, man.
I'm telling my shorty.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be fun, man.
I want you to see it, and I want you to see the highest level guys play it.
And it is, yeah, it's just the most fun sport.
I keep telling people, go try it.
Even if you, if I'm describing it right now, you think it's pickleball is not pickleball.
Nah, paddle is fun.
And it's a dope folks.
Shit, it's a dope sport to watch.
Yeah.
And it's easier to play.
And here's the thing I would say: it's like, and I think I've said this before, at every stage of the game, you'd think you're good.
Whereas with tennis or golf, in the beginning, you fucking suck and you know you suck.
And it's like hard to even keep rallies going.
Yeah, yeah.
But paddle, because of the back wall and the sidewalls, like you always have like a little bit of hope.
And the fact is doubles.
If you're playing with someone that's played a couple times, they can kind of save you.
Like, I'm going to bring you in it.
Nah, but you got better.
I got a lot of people.
I've been watching your fucking shit on your story.
Bro, you got so good, I quit.
Can we play?
Mark chose his kid over Paddle.
I did not.
Paddle is keeping his family together.
All right.
But now you're paying for it, bro.
You got a debilitating injury.
No, can we play it?
That's crazy.
Because I'm not good.
The point of playing paddle is so you don't get hurt and you're still getting hurt in the easy sport.
Yo, I stretch now, son.
I stretch now.
I stretch.
I never stretched in my whole life.
Have you stretched before activities?
I never stretched once in my whole life.
The first time I went to play, you were doing some gay ass shit.
It's a yoga stretch.
I got to get there like 15 minutes early.
People, if I'm late, we don't play until I finish stretching.
I got three motherfuckers I don't even know waiting on me while I'm doing my stretch.
I'm doing my cat cows.
I'm doing my Elon's.
Come on.
Come on, you can't go out like that.
No, no, I'm out.
I got a groin injury.
And I'm tight at Jason when he hits a shitty shot that I got to run for.
I go, my groin is stressed.
This groin right here is fucked.
I don't know when that's going to get in.
I'm going to rest before the tournament, though.
I can't rest.
I'm too competitive.
Your competitiveness never goes away.
That's why you get bitter.
Second.
You just coaching.
You're not playing.
I just get to pick the teams.
Yeah, so you're.
But you're not playing?
No, I'm going to play in side games.
I'm not playing with the professional.
I'll play with them in like side games.
Okay.
Or like a charity match.
There's like a charity game.
We're going to raise some money for some things.
You got to play against Jeter.
Son, of course.
I'm going to wash Jeter.
I'm going to wash Jeter.
You get the key to the city if you wash Jeter, bro.
Better be Mr. January.
Yeah.
Yo, that's it.
How long has Jeter been playing?
Did you know that he played?
Honestly, I think Jeter sucks.
With all due respect, he's in the I.O. Jeter's the GOAT with all due respect.
Like, you're the goat on so many levels.
Like, obviously, the level we're talking about.
So, but, yo, Gene's a legend, bro.
Yo, he's a legend.
He's a legend.
There's literally a cord heating my back right now so I could play Jeter if he wants to smoke.
Matter of fact, he got a chance because my back is fucked up.
Jeter going to wash you.
No, no, no.
There's no chance.
There's no way he's not good at right now with the shit.
There's a chance.
It looks like there's a really good chance.
Think about the hand-eye coordination Jeter has.
You think he can't play paddle?
Nope.
Okay.
He's going to beat the shit out of you guys.
He got a good stroke, game.
That's good, Jeter.
Damn, man.
That was wild, that was gay.
How you know that he's the best shit ever, dude?
He's crazy in bed.
He's crazy in bed.
We were just giving out fucking baskets for steak.
He gave out his own baskets.
He invented the gift basket.
He invented the gift basket.
Anyway, if you're down in Miami, come to the Reserve Cup.
That shit is going to be crazy.
You're just going to see this at the highest level.
And then maybe you see me fuck around with some dudes.
Yeah, I'm coming though.
Get your backup right, dude.
Play Jeter.
I know.
No, no, I'm going to play.
Anybody who wants to smoke, I'm doing it.
Village People Shout Out00:03:01
Don't embarrass me, though.
Are you going to play?
Sign, you got the hands from tennis now.
Yeah, I can't embarrass myself in front of Jeter, bro.
You, I'll go fuck Jeta.
Come on, that's Geta, bro.
Yeah.
I want you all playing.
Mark, you got to come back.
I know.
I need to.
I'm going to tell my son, like, hey, daddy's got work to do.
He don't have no fun no more.
I know.
I agree.
And he don't even raise his kit.
Yeah, what is he doing?
I don't know.
He's adding tchotchkes to the Camp Gagnon.
I have a lot of antiquing to do.
Walking around antique stores.
I mean, you know, crying because he's hungry and shit.
I've noticed something.
I've been going to the antique stores, only gay guys.
Did you know that it's a gay activity?
I didn't know this.
Every antique store is run by a flamboyant 50-year-old.
You're a giant I didn't know.
Isn't that so crazy?
You could be gay and not know it.
You didn't know that when you went antiquing?
No, I just like looking at old shit you come by.
Yeah, I thought it would be a bunch of lesbians in there.
No, gay guys.
Gay is gay, dude.
Yeah.
Just like proud fucking Broadway gays.
It's fire.
Well, shout out the gays.
Shout out the YMCA pulled up, did the right thing.
Oh, yeah, dog.
Do you want a feeling so fast?
Fax executives?
I do.
Well, actually, I want to do a little Patreon question before we get out of here, but I do want to say this.
We were talking about like Republicans being more inclusive.
Like the hardcore gay marriage is wrong.
Being gay is wrong.
You go to fucking hell if you're gay.
Those Republicans were there while Trump is dancing to YMCA with the village people.
Yeah.
So we got to have a conversation about inclusivity.
So either they're tolerating it or they feel so ostracized.
They're like, all right, we'll put up with this little gay shit because, you know, he's holding us down with this other stuff.
Or they're too dumb to know they're gay.
They're like, oh, he's everybody knows that.
He's a builder.
He's an Indian.
Yeah.
But there's one guy that's obviously gay.
The assless chap's biker.
I didn't even know that.
That's a biker, bro.
The village people are very conservative until that biker comes in.
Because it's really just the construction worker.
It's the policeman.
One guy got his sphincter out.
And then there's the Indian.
And I don't even know why the Native Americans are included in this shit.
That said, I know there was an assless one.
That's crazy.
Man, they all got my mustache.
That's crazy.
What?
The middle one is the...
Who the fuck you think it is, dog?
Yeah, I guess.
Nah, shout out to village people.
Yeah.
So they got an army guy as a construction guy.
They don't even get in trouble for wearing the shit.
Yeah, man.
He must be a real native.
My grandfather, then.
I mean, shout out to them.
Are they even gay or do gay people just be like, oh, this is funny?
Like you said, one of them is gay.
No, they all gay.
You know, the whole group is gay.
Yeah, the group is gay.
But one of them is more out than the others.
I mean, these guys are fire.
Shout out to Trump, man.
That's inclusive.
LeBron's Unique Bags00:06:07
Remind me of us in a way, you know?
Yeah, dude.
I think I know which one I am.
All right, guys.
Listen, before we get out of here, I want to do a Patreon question.
One of my favorite things about Patreon is just talking to you motherfuckers and the crazy questions you come out with.
And what I really appreciate is how much you appreciate Miles and Mark right off the bat.
You always have love, kindness, and respect for them.
Thank you.
And I think that that should definitely continue.
I think that energy should be kept in every single question and our reaction to it.
So I think this question is from last week's Patreon.
And Miles, I know you're going to choose a good one to give to the people because these people need a good one.
It's Trump's America right now.
So one that would reflect that.
Got you.
Okay.
Miles, it's up to you.
I appreciate that.
Okay.
If you could be an owner of any professional sports team in the world, what team would you pick and what would be the unique thing you did as an owner?
Ooh.
Any professional sports?
That's obvious for me.
Well, go.
I would own the Dallas Cowboys.
And then the unique thing I would do is I would kill the owner of the having him put to death and hung in the gallows with his son.
Even though it's King Joffrey, right?
You get Joffrey vibes a little.
He's coming to castrate this man from the whole fucking arena on the star.
Kaluji never made more sense to me in my life, dude.
That's what I'd do.
And I'd be pretty unique and pretty popular, I think.
Would you help the team?
Yes, of course.
How would you do that?
I would be a little less hands-on.
I would hire some people that know what they're doing.
I'd outsource.
You guys handle it.
Let's go.
And then who would do the execution?
Oh, I would execute myself.
You could do that part.
Yeah, that is me.
That's hands-on.
That's far.
That I'm hands-on.
Everything else.
Football matters, I don't understand.
Wanting to kill a guy who was losing children.
That I got.
And knowing how to do it.
Yes, very easy.
Yeah, I like that.
A thousand percent.
Dallas Cowboys, 100%.
A thousand percent.
You wouldn't buy the Knicks?
Oh, wow.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I guess you could buy just the Knicks.
Yeah.
Because I think that I think he owns the Rangers as well, whatever.
But yeah, I have no interest in the Rangers, but without a doubt, it would be the Knicks.
Yeah.
Like 100%.
And what would you do uniquely?
My answer is available.
I would hire I know exactly who I would hire.
Oh, yeah.
I know exactly who I hire to run the team.
Yeah.
And then there it is.
Yeah, I guess that's it.
Simple as that.
I would buy the Knicks, and then I would hire Bobby Webster, the GM of the Raptors, to bring a New Yorker championship.
Wow.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Solid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is where things get tricky, though.
What's the unique thing you do that nobody else has done, though?
So I feel like if you can get Toronto to win a championship, you can get a major market to win one.
It's hard to get players.
They had to like trick Kawhi to go there, and he only went for like a year.
Yeah.
Remember?
He was out immediately.
So like orchestrating that.
They were like, do you want to repeat?
And he was like, nah.
No, I'm going to go.
I'll go to the Clippers.
Anywhere else.
Why did they trick him?
They didn't trick him.
It was like a trade.
They traded for him.
But they traded it.
They basically put together a team that needed that one more piece.
And they took the gamble on getting one more piece, knowing that he'd probably leave.
He begrudgingly won a championship.
Yes.
Like 100%.
That's crazy.
And the second he got out of there, he could.
Nobody, I don't know if anybody in history, if there's been a star of a team that won a championship, had the opportunity to re-sign and then left.
Wow.
I've never heard of this.
Truly.
He's not autistic.
He's just apathetic.
Like, everyone's like, man, he's got no emotion.
He's just genuinely like, get me the fuck out.
Get me out of here.
And so it's tough for like a non and it's weird to even call them not a major market because they are like Canada's team.
You have kind of like a whole country behind you.
But yeah, if you could make that happen, was it the same money?
Like was money an issue?
I think it was more money to get Toronto if we want to get into it.
There's been allegations that the Clippers gave Kawhi a little extra.
That's what I'm doing.
So I'm buying the Knicks.
I'm finding ways to give players extra bags so we get the best talent.
I'm making the dancers way hotter.
Oh, and back to the skimpy outfits.
Like now the outfits is too PG.
Fuck it.
I know there's kids there.
Fuck all.
They need to grow up.
Yeah.
Al got conservative as soon as he hypothetically got one.
Ain't that funny?
Ain't that crazy?
He hypothetically got money.
And he's like, fuck all this women's empowerment.
Dress like hoes.
Get the ugly bitches out.
Yes.
Let's pay the players.
You know, that's sneaky brown paper bag money.
How can they not do that?
Like, I'm wondering that has to happen in New York.
It's not pay the players directly, but like you're in this major city.
So there's so many different companies that want to make you their mascot in some way.
Like they, like, how do we not get LeBron when we had a chance of getting LeBron?
Because LA.
Yeah, LA.
Yeah, but we're still in the middle.
No, before Miami.
Yeah.
Like, we'll be all the bags.
Well, apparently New York absolutely bungled the like presentation or whatever.
Like it didn't play.
It was like some family guy shit.
They didn't care about something.
And then Pat Riley comes in with all of his rings as a GM, as a coach, as a fucking player, and just dumps them on the table.
That's like his first move.
And if you're a LeBron, you're looking at that like, that's the one thing.
It's a bag of money.
This doesn't stop.
Just tell me when to stop.
That's it.
But also, LeBron knows he's going to make the money.
Yeah, but anywhere.
Anywhere.
I just tell him whatever you want.
So it's like what you really got to do is find out what they want.
That's the tricky thing with these major players who are going to get the academics hoes.
Yo, can we talk about that?
Like, what, where we should have talked about that?
Where do you stand?
Where do you guys stand with academics alleging that LeBron was out there bitches?
This is the smartest move by Drake.
All right, guys.
Thank you guys so much for listening.
We will see you guys next week.
Matter of fact, we'll see some of y'all this Friday on Patreon, patreon.com/slash flagrant.