Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect the legality of Skip Bayless's $1.5 million offer for sex, debating if it constitutes a bribe or moral failure while analyzing Drake's diss track against LeBron James as either a betrayal or strategy. They explore skepticism surrounding "The Telepathy Tapes" claims of autistic children using facilitated communication without double-blind verification and discuss workplace ethics regarding personal relationships versus professional leverage. Ultimately, the episode blends chaotic personal anecdotes with sharp cultural critiques on celebrity feuds, supernatural pseudoscience, and shifting social norms. [Automatically generated summary]
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Vacation Chaos and Political Moments00:10:14
What's up everybody?
Welcome to Playgrade.
Happy 2025.
Anything uncomfortable happened on your guys' vacation?
I feel like more things happen on your vacation.
I had an amazing vacation with my wife.
Oh, beautiful.
My baby.
Day one, my wife was vomiting violently.
Day two, she got her period for the first time in two years.
Wow.
So it started off amazing.
It was absolutely incredible.
She got her period for the first time in two years.
And it was heavy.
It was heavy.
One time I was taking my wife just opened the door.
She goes, I need that.
What do you do?
What do you do with this?
Prison rules, bro.
That's crazy.
I just rolled up some toilet paper.
I was like, can you just put that there until I finish this doodle?
What are the rules for that?
Would you get off the toilet?
No, you got to finish up.
I got to finish up.
Stop, Mitch.
Kim, son, you know.
He's on the toilet.
Yeah, that's the thing.
He scrolls.
Yeah.
He's three hours in a TikTok.
I'm listening to TikTok on like four-fifths volume.
Like she could hear it in the next room.
So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy.
There's like egg bits falling out of me.
Shells and all.
That's what it is.
Okay.
So that was the start of my vacation.
How about you guys?
Did you have a nice vacation?
We stayed home.
We stayed in New York.
Boring.
Sounds absolutely miserable.
Saved a lot of money.
Saved a lot of money.
Ended up buying my wife a Rolex, losing all the money we saved.
Oh, you fell for that one, huh?
Son, I got got, dude.
You fell for that one.
I fell for it.
I took her to the watch store.
I made her.
I was like, you need to go because I want her to get a watch down the road, but I want one now.
My wife is not into it.
And then I'm like, well, I just feel like it's been a busy year.
I'm going to get myself something.
I got a jeweler.
He's taking care of me.
Shouts, whatever.
We get there.
My wife is like, all right.
My wife is, well, I want to give her a nice watch.
I think we need to include a little bit of the first part of the pod just so you can see his brain working at like full capacity because he was being really manipulative to me and I was in like a spiral.
I didn't know what to do.
But now you're describing yourself as like a retarded idiot.
You brought your wife into an expensive place and thought that you were going to leave with something?
I did.
I didn't think, because I didn't think she'd get access to it.
She don't know these people.
You didn't think a woman would find a way to buy something expensive?
Son, we go in there.
She's on fire.
She's cracking jokes to all the sales associates.
They're loving her.
I'm like, I want my fucking watch.
I talked to my guy.
We've been talking.
Let's get this done.
My wife is just fucking just, hey, we got to get dinner, blah, blah, blah.
Then he comes out with a watch box and it's the exact watch she wanted.
And he's like, I got you next time, buddy.
And I was like, all right.
Well, you ever get your watch?
I got nothing.
I got the same shit I've been had.
Wouldn't you rather watch your wife have sex with somebody while you sat in the corner and played video games?
Wouldn't you rather that?
Wouldn't you rather sit there in the corner and be like, one day I'll get a gold day tonight.
Hey, don't go too far.
I got got so hard.
It was unbelievable.
I couldn't believe.
I feel great about my vacation.
Yeah, yeah, at least it was.
I would rather my wife drip period blood all over the fucking hotel than have a Rolex end up on her wrist when I didn't think about it.
Because now you don't even get the credit for the thoughtful act.
Son, I wanted to get her one for Valentine's.
That's what I wanted because we don't really give a fuck about Christmas like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, obviously.
Yeah, but now I'm out all this money for a fucking Christmas gift.
Can we just say for one second, if y'all don't care about Christmas, and I mean y'all and the Jews, then stop doing shit on Christmas.
Treat that shit like a Wednesday.
Don't go to the Chinese restaurant.
Don't do a Christmas Jewish show.
Like, you do care about Christmas.
You're missing out.
You want that.
Your wife wants it.
Admit it.
Christ is king.
Yes.
He's Christmas King.
You're so much more annoying, MAGA.
Christ is so much more annoying, MAGA.
Like, who did that?
January 6th!
He just did that.
January 6th.
She's not me being a cuck.
Having a nice time.
This guy got to make it political.
That's why I said we don't care that much about it.
January 6th, MAGA Harbor.
This MAGA Harbor.
I said we don't care that much about Christmas.
Like, let me tell you.
You all need Christmas.
Y'all love Christmas.
I like what you did right there, but y'all love Christmas.
Okay?
Well, do get your wife.
Christmas is wonderful.
We just don't do much for it.
Now we do.
Yeah, you do.
Everybody.
Everybody does.
This is how it starts.
Now, what did you get your wife for Christmas?
Nothing.
Oh, you're a piece of money.
We don't do that.
We just go, hey, let's just fly to Florida.
Yeah, that'll be a Christmas gift.
They're manipulative motherfuckers.
This is who I wish I could do.
That's a good idea.
This is who I wish I could be, bro.
Christmas is about gifts.
That's what y'all need to realize.
Okay.
You just bought a gift for no reason.
It's not about seven crazy.
Somehow we're about to buy a car.
I'm sure I'm not going to give a fuck about that car either.
Staying home costs me so much money.
I could have saved more going to fucking his vacation than staying in New York for my cold-ass vacation.
Yeah, that's probably it was the coldest winter we've had.
Yeah, I missed the cold.
That was a bad idea.
If you can't get out of the city for you need to.
Yeah, lesson learned.
God told me.
Yeah.
Maybe it's Christ.
I don't know.
He said, you celebrate Christmas?
You spending money.
You can be cold as fuck.
You're going to get sick.
All of it.
What did he say?
He said, God single.
He didn't say God told him.
He said, God.
Because God is one.
Don't you have a lot of them?
Yeah, but it's all we've done this.
I don't know.
They're all one.
They're all Hindu, dog.
The Brahma.
Okay.
Sounds like you're on our team.
Okay, so you got to get away from the team.
I'm going to go first.
So you're on our team.
Did you cough up anything or what?
I got our bag.
And then also the trip.
Where'd you guys go?
Can't do more than me.
No, I got a discount.
Probably got me.
You guys went to Cancun?
Yeah.
With the family?
Yeah.
Did you like it?
I loved it.
Anything horrible happened?
You know, I was a little difficult at times.
What happened?
Did your mom fight with?
He needs this.
No, no, no.
She's Spanish or English.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I don't even know about bad things.
It's not that bad.
It's just, she's just very particular.
And when she gets to Drinks and she gets very Puerto Rican.
And what is she doing?
Does she start saying what your girl's not doing for you?
No, her and my girl and my mom get along wonderfully.
It's always me that she gets it.
It's you and both of them.
Yeah.
So this sounds horrible.
They teamed up against you.
Yeah, they'll speak Spanish, like talking shit about me.
And I'm like, I'm catching every third word, people.
See it.
It don't sound great.
So nothing bad.
Nah.
It was a wonderful trip.
I'm sorry.
I want to say something bad, but it was fucking amazing.
Like, we ended the trip on a fucking boat.
Like, we're all drunk.
We're fucking singing karaoke and shit.
It was phenomenal.
Did you see Al Thurstrapping the whole time?
Just posting shirtless pictures.
Yeah, day one or two.
Before he started eating bread.
I did all his pics with day one and two.
This is how this is how badly I need you to bring up his grandma.
This is how badly I knew he wanted to show off his ads.
He posted a picture with him and his girl, put an emoji over her face.
Yeah, because I don't want people to see it.
And you want them to see what?
What?
Nah, we're on vacation.
I want to share the vacation moment.
Yo, stop.
Just say you wanted them to see our abs, bro.
Just say the truth.
Yo, you want to share the vacation?
Take a picture of the beach.
Yeah.
What you mean, bro?
What do you mean, what I need to do?
Why are you playing so stupid on the bottom?
I didn't post it.
I just posted it on the feed.
I only got permission for the story.
You're with the boys.
Can you just be honest?
You worked really hard.
You got fucking lean.
The abs looked incredible.
Yeah, he was working.
But stop with this.
I wanted to just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't want to be a douchebag and only show your abs.
Yeah, I got a screenshot.
Oh, let's go, Mom.
Let's go, Mom.
Send it.
Send that.
Hey, how do you screenshot?
Let's go.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, technology is a marvelous thing, ain't it?
Oh, I knew I was saying, I screenshot it.
I was like, damn, I hope I have it.
And then I remembered we were going to talk about this.
And then I made it like mad far and shit.
Look at this one.
Oh, this is far.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You can see it.
See, I want to show you.
Why do you want to show your mom off?
Mom looked like she lost weight too, respectfully.
No, she has.
Why does she got that flap over the heavies, though?
Why is she trying to hide the ship?
Oh, Joe, you didn't go to shoot.
I can't control it.
It's hard.
I know you showed your mom's feet.
I got you.
You posted the dog for free.
You put the dogs up.
Respectfully?
Respectfully, go down there.
Count the toes.
Count the toes.
Respectfully.
Respectfully.
I said.
I didn't mean to.
I'm going to give my mom two chairs and shit.
She didn't bark in my fucking mind on my way.
We thought that's something you're respecting.
Isn't that like a cultural thing?
He went, hold on.
What I said.
What I said.
Your mom is holding, bro.
Absolutely.
Nah, for real.
That sorry was working overtime down, bro.
My mom's got it.
My mom's got it.
I love my mom, Al over here, protecting his mom.
That is crazy.
I feel like she all got fine-ass feet.
Yo, I feel mad on Coach.
Why?
Because he knows it's true.
Because he knows it's true deep down.
He can't acknowledge it.
Yeah, I need to apologize.
Ain't that what you cuck said?
What was all the gay shit you were saying earlier?
Yeah, what was the gay stuff we were saying?
I don't know.
I'm gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, don't look at my mom's feet.
I'd rather you look at her titties.
I can't.
I seemed to know.
Crop them out.
You posted that picture.
You posted your mom's feet.
I can't help it that my brain caught it and made it the pedagogy.
Imagine that.
That's crazy.
There's no disrespect, but the feet were matching the dress and the bathing suit or whatever that was.
And it looked great.
And you look tall, which is another thing.
I don't know what filter that is coming out.
You better do.
No lifts.
Fuck you.
Bro, you got sandals with lips.
He did.
I saw him.
I was bad for him.
Now you got the platform crocs.
I saw you walking around.
That's hard to make, bro.
That's crazy.
Nah, we had a wonderful trip, man.
It was great.
Dog loves the beach now.
So now we got to go to the beach more.
Nobody care about that.
Whether your dog enjoys the beach, bro.
I can't.
She's so adorable.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Did you fly with your dog?
You said it was a service animal?
Yeah, all the time.
Matching Feet and Platform Crocs00:15:52
Really?
And does anyone remember that?
No.
She got all those shots.
She's good.
Fly privilege.
I got checked for it.
Now, when you're on the beach, your mom wearing open toe sandals?
You don't know what's going on.
No, with all due respect.
With all due respect.
All this is with all due respect.
No, Because you put them out there for the world.
Fucking bitches.
No, no, Let's not do that.
Okay, hypothetically, if your mom worked at Fox Sports One, hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
All due.
Hypothetically.
With all due respect.
Foxy Sports One, bro.
That's what it is.
It's like, how much is Skip throwing down?
That's all I'm just saying.
How much is Skip throwing down?
I don't know about the 1.5, but she's cool for a cool mill.
That is weird.
1.5 is odd.
Can I ask you just this one question?
Initial offer.
I know, sir.
Initial offer.
It's like, take a joke.
Like, none of y'all are worth 1.5.
Do you know what I mean?
There's no girl on the planet worth 1.5.
1.5 throws me off.
Sam Mill.
Why you got to counterinflation?
Can I be honest?
I mean, it's taxable.
Can I just be honest with you?
And it's horrible that if something happened to this girl and she was experiencing sexual harassment in a workplace or whatever.
That's bad.
That's bad.
And you shouldn't do that.
That's fucked up.
But you're not worth 1.5.
Like, that is the joke.
You have to look yourself in the mirror and be like, is my pussy worth 1.5?
Like, you're getting paid 60 grand a year to put blush on Skip Bayless.
You don't get 1.5 to suck him down while he's wearing Jordan 11s.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, that's not how it works.
1.5 is sarcasm.
1.5 is.
That's a different girl.
This is Joy Taylor.
Shout out to Joy.
Shout out to Joy.
I didn't know which one.
That's what, yeah, 1.5.
Now we know your taste.
I know.
He was like, huh, let me find out 1.5.
I'm trying to see the digits.
I'm trying to find out.
Nah, shout out, Joy.
Wait, what's the girl's name?
Nah, buddy.
Faragi or something.
Jean Skipji.
Skip, he's fucking up the market, bro.
Wait, can you not offer somebody money for sex?
Like, is that not?
I mean that sincerely.
Is that an illegal thing?
That's an interesting question.
Yo, you are.
Deadass.
I'm being deadass.
Like, prostitution is prostitution.
No, Prostitution is accepting payment for sex.
Offering.
I don't think you can offer either.
I'm pretty sure soliciting is also soliciting.
Matter of fact, my middle school principal, vice principal, got arrested for in an undercover prostitution sting.
He was soliciting.
I mean, he wasn't the pot.
He wasn't the whore.
But doesn't, it doesn't need to happen, though.
The transaction of goods needs to happen.
Like, if I asked to buy weed from you, right?
And you're like setting me up.
You're the cops.
Unless I give you the money, there's nothing illegal happening.
I can say, I want $1.5 million of weed.
You can be like, all right, bet.
But unless I give you that money, it's not illegal.
Solicitation.
Solicitation, I guess.
Yeah, that's what I'm reading.
But it is easier if the money exchanges hands.
So I got Zen on my, I can't waste the Zen.
There's so many.
What about waste?
There's so many.
Yo, shout out.
We need some.
Listen, we need one of these brands to give us some money.
We don't know.
I'm saying this right now.
We don't know what it does to y'all.
Okay.
So just take that with a grain of salt.
We are not promoting this.
We're all going to be in the hospital one day.
No, y'all are going to be in the hospital.
What do you do?
I smoke it.
I'm sure it's not that bad.
I had one in my mouth for 30 seconds.
Got diarrhea for three days.
So it can't be that bad.
Vitamin C can't be diarrhea.
Vitamin C?
It might die your vitamin C.
It might be vitamin C. That's what I'm saying.
We need some bread if we're doing this every single time on the podcast, but we don't promote it.
And we're not responsible for everything, anything that happens.
Back to feet.
So can I be honest with you?
I feel like at a certain age, if you've already had children, sexual harassment should be viewed in a different way.
Whoa.
No, Your mother had two beautiful kids.
She's lived this amazing life.
She's...
His mom marshal.
I know they had two kids, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so the fact that she's still in shape enough to look beautiful on the beach in Cancun, the fact that her feet are, the toes are all.
You'll stop with their feet, bro.
No, I see where you get it from, to be honest with you.
Remember Al used to have nice feedback.
Can I be honest with you?
Al used to have nice feet back.
Let me see her.
Let me see that.
I don't even know if Al's feet were in that picture.
No, because they're not as cute anymore.
I don't even know.
Most of it, though, bro.
I'll do respect.
So I don't know how to feel right now.
You got his mom's feet.
It's not about you.
It's like, I think your mom would really appreciate that.
She went to get the pedicure.
She did all that work.
She got in shape for Christmas.
Yes, but y'all look at feet sexually.
So now you can't even.
Not always.
Sometimes I just admire the beauty.
You guys don't even.
You'll think a girl is ugly if she has bad feet.
She's hot if she has a fish.
Were you looking at my mom's tits platonically?
I wasn't looking.
I was just.
But why did you hug from behind, though?
Why'd you hug from behind?
Why did you hug from behind?
You know what was crazy?
This was crazy.
How wide he went from.
He didn't even touch tips of shit.
He went like that for the moment.
My mom would be flattered if she saw all this.
I really don't know.
No, that's crazy.
I think your mom would be flattered if she heard us talking about her feet.
Al said your mom got medicine balls.
Al said your mom got medicine.
Hold on, for course, Trank.
No, that's fucked up.
She had the orange ones.
Extra.
Oh, the tens?
Yeah, dude.
The kilos?
Now we can't start 2025 in Trump's America like this.
We got to have more respect for the elderly.
Also, guys, tour dates.
Your boy's back at it.
I think I'm going to call this a generational triumph tour.
We're going to get all that sorted out.
But Tampa, we added a sixth show.
That has sold out.
I don't know if we're going to add a seven.
Sacramento, Tampa's this week, by the way.
Sacramento, January 23rd through 25th.
We had five shows, sold that out, added the sixth show, sold that out, added the seventh.
Saturday at four o'clock, buy your fucking tickets.
They're already sold out, and this show is weeks away.
Des Moines, Iowa.
I haven't even looked to see how many tickets we sold because who the fuck cares about Des Moines?
But while I'm gonna be there, I might as well come to a show.
I don't ever plan on coming back.
So, January 31st through February 1st, be fucking there.
And Brea, California.
These tickets are almost sold out as well.
So hurry up and buy those at the improv.
We added a bunch more dates on the website.
So go to akashing.com for tickets.
We're still going to be adding more, but let's go.
Generational triumph.
I love y'all.
Thank you.
Shout out to your mom.
I think she's beautiful and she had two kids.
And once you have kids, I feel like sexual harassment, if you come back from kids, it's like all of that you need to fill.
You need to fill women who've had kids with sexual harassment or else they'll feel like shit.
So your wife should be filled with sexual harassment?
Yo, I don't think you're not this.
On some levels.
I don't think you're painting them in the corner.
I look at my wife got her body back after having a kid.
I'm like, God damn you.
Okay.
Shit.
Like, I don't even think it's thirst trapping anymore.
I think it's like a marathon.
So Steve Bayless proposition to her.
You'd be like, that's what's up.
Thank you, Sam.
1.5?
We got to have a convo.
Shit.
You know, 1.5?
Yo, that's great.
You had to be risking my life going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy shows when we could get 1.5.
But no, you can't do that, Skip.
Come on, Skip.
Anyway.
He said this cut.
No, no.
I feel like you should be able to offer without getting fired.
Bro, why?
He did this for her boss.
You know, as he started getting in shape around about the time she started working there, seems like the definition of me too.
Like, what?
Is that me too?
He's her boss.
But if the business is.
So if she turns it down, she feels like, oh, I'm going to get a little bit of a shit.
He said shit like, you're not going to, if you make this like tough, you're not going to be on this network as much.
No, no.
That is where it's working.
You can't threaten someone's job.
Like, I looked at that.
Like, you cannot do, you know, withhold anything from them.
You can't do any of that.
You're not trying to take anything away.
You're just trying to offer.
Exactly.
Like, hey, you're going to get this 1.5, but you still got to do my lip liner.
You still got to come to work.
You can't get this one, but it's going to be installments.
It's going to be one of them, like when you win the lottery, but you got to weaken a lump sum up front, dog.
But what if that's not, then you get 1.2?
Put it in the escrow.
Worth it.
Okay.
It's worth it.
Worth it.
I'm just saying, like, I think we have to, in Trump's America in 2025, I think we have to, you know, we have to loosen the reins a little bit about what it means.
You know, remember when they tried to say that we couldn't drink a large Coca-Cola in New York?
Yeah.
That's how I feel about sexual harassment.
Wait, some of these girls need two leaders.
You know what I mean?
Some of these girls need two leaders.
If Al, respectfully, with all due respect, or on Instagram, we should be able to comment on that.
Two leaders.
You can't tell me the leaders.
I just want to say that.
You put our feet up, dog.
I did it because you were thirsty.
Put your mom's feet on the internet, bro.
You're looking at your mom's feet on the internet.
Yeah, I was looking at Al's body.
Yeah, there we go.
Like, I think that the sexual harassment can be framed not in terms of sex, but in terms of like, wow, like for your age, you look amazing.
Wow, for having a child and you got your body back, that's amazing.
I don't think any woman would take that the wrong way.
Yeah, that's a problem.
You do makeup, but you could make $1.5 million burying your face into my crotch.
That seems a little different than the other two examples.
It's totally different, but it's not a different thing.
Yeah, why is that so different?
That's a cash.
But what if you bought her like a Rolex or something?
Then I think then you're just married.
Can I be honest with you?
You think I get head off of that Rolex?
You gotta get something.
That is another thing that we need to discuss.
Yeah, what our expectations are with gifts and what our wives' expectations are with gifts.
True, go on.
The distance between gift and fight is getting real.
You don't buy you no time no more.
And the rate of gift has gotten higher.
Higher with no extension on fight.
Oh, oh, these motherfuckers.
You will find out.
You ain't married yet.
You're going to find out.
Al live in a like a you don't argue.
No, Al got Sharia in his relationship, bro.
He got his wife's face covered all in front of his wife, yo.
Free your wife, bro.
Yeah, you ain't have your mom put socks on.
Your mom ain't wearing no feet.
You're private with our relationship.
Put some feet burkers on your mom before you act like this.
But now I know.
Now I'm going to cover feet too.
Do you know who follows?
Because y'all fucking predators over here.
She's a predator.
Put some predators.
Put some of age woman.
She isn't.
She is more than of age.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
That sounds crazy.
That sounds crazy.
More than of age.
I love you.
No, we love you, too.
Sorry for them.
I'm really sorry for that.
Mrs. Media, I don't apologize.
I hope you can't get this comment.
Listen, shout out, Mrs. Media.
You are absolutely beautiful.
Your soul is beautiful.
That's enough.
My soul, I mean.
That was good.
That's good.
You do have your most feet, though.
See, don't you want that?
That's more place harassment.
Do you ever think he's seen his dad's feet when they were walking out the door?
Yo, yo, that's too far.
That's too far.
That's too far.
How many Zen's you got in right now, bro?
That's too far, guys.
That's a double pack.
That was too far as hell.
That's a dude Zen.
That's too far.
I'm trying to be every daddy.
You know what I mean?
What is he doing?
That's crazy.
Bringing up trauma.
I wouldn't do that.
You don't need to do that.
I'm trying to be Russell Wilson.
No, that was good.
No.
Come on.
This is 2025, and we're being supportive of each other and loving.
We're supporting one another.
I'm sorry.
Say, mom, you get in the Rolex soon.
You know what's up?
Yeah, you might.
You know what's fucked up, though?
That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex, right?
Yeah.
So he really got her.
Oh, he got her the Rolex?
Yeah.
Nah, like that.
If you got it for retail, it's really that guy gave your wife a Rolex.
How you will let a man buy your wife a Rolex and you pay the tax?
I already got that guy got twice here at the time.
What's this guy's name, yo?
No, shout him out right now trying to buy your wife gifts for Christmas.
Hey, Scott, you ain't shit, dude.
How dare you?
You let a cracker.
Oh, a devil.
He's a Jew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scott?
He might not be Jewish.
He might just work in.
If he ain't Indian, what is that right there?
If he ain't Indian, what the fuck else could he be?
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
That's a fucking great point.
God damn it.
Anyway, shout out to Vacation.
Vacation is fucking phenomenal.
I want us all to go out there to St. Bart's one of these days, man.
That was grown fun.
That was grown folks fun.
That's how Charlamagne put it.
Charlamagne popped over and he came and hung out with us the day.
And how was Jerry Jones?
Oh, that was crazy.
You know, Charlamagne is the biggest Cowboys fan in the fucking world.
And we go to this place, La Guerite.
I know that you were going to suffer through this.
And I'm like, yo, it's going to be a fun little day party.
And he hears partying.
He's like, it's going to be the club, but I want to come kick in.
I want to expand.
But at the same time, he's like, bro, I only need like 30 minutes or an hour there.
I'm like, I think you're going to like it.
He's like, man, I get out of those places quick.
10, 15, 20 minutes.
We're in.
We're vibing.
And he's like, oh, shit, this ain't a party.
He goes, this is grown folks.
This is for grown folks.
And the bangers are going.
We look over at the table and Jerry Jones is at the table.
Jerry Jones is last week of the rating season.
He could be doing his job as a GM.
Of course not.
He partying with the family at St. Bart's.
Yeah.
So, Dove sees Jerry Jones go to the bathroom and Dove follows him to the bathroom and on the way back starts chopping him up.
Charlotte got no clue.
When he comes back to the bathroom, he comes up to the table.
Keep in mind, the whole place knows it's Jerry Jones, right?
He comes up to the table, says, What's up, Charlemagne?
Charlemagne's in his ear.
What did Dove do to him in a bathroom?
No, Jerry's about that action.
I'm waiting for one of these cases to pop up.
Yo, yes.
Why y'all suffering in silence?
You hate the cowboy.
Why are y'all suffering in silence?
They had a bad season.
Jerry, we're sorry, man.
They had a bad season.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
He's not looking at people's feet.
Okay.
You just, you had a bad season.
That's all.
Looking is looking.
I can't look.
You know, Jerry liked to party, though.
Oh, yeah.
Because we offered him a shot and he was like, I should.
All right, give me the fucking shit.
Immediately threw it back.
Anyway, that was a cool moment to see them.
He called me to fucking put me through misery.
That's funny.
He called me this man.
I was excited.
I thought he had great news.
Then he sends me the video.
I'm like, fuck this guy.
Poison the water.
Fuck that guy.
So anyway, it was fun.
Yeah.
Has that always been a new year spot for celebrity and rich people?
It's the it is.
It is.
So basically, like St. Bart's this island in the middle.
Not anymore.
I'm about to ruin it right now.
I'm just letting y'all know.
But it's so it's like the old money starts seeing him come.
This shit is ruining.
I mean, that's why Jerry left.
He's like, there's a black guy that's no, he's like, is a black guy at the table?
Does he play?
He thought he was a runner, what are you doing here?
We're both not supposed to be here.
No, and so basically, it's this island of the Caribbean.
There's no people indigenous to the island.
And by that, they're probably killed off a long time ago.
But it's like the only island in all of the Caribbean we're supposed to believe that like just people aren't there.
No, right.
Every little island got communities of people except this one.
I think like the Swedish had it, then the French took it over.
So the France just the French just made the south of France in the Caribbean.
So they got a place to go in the winter because it's too cold to go south to San Trapez or whatever the fuck in the south.
So the whole shit is France.
Everybody speaks French.
It's French as fuck.
Caribbean Islands and Billionaire Yachts00:04:59
And it's just vibes.
It's like all these billionaire motherfuckers pulling their boats up and they're just having like a flex off with their fucking hundred million dollar yachts.
Jerry's is 300 million.
So his is there the Waltons boat that they own Walmart and shit.
The Fertidas boat, like every billionaire.
We stayed in a house there.
And then like you go out to the boat for like a party or something like that.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And yeah, it's yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, the boat's got helicopters landing on it.
It's some crazy shit.
Yeah.
But yeah, there's other things like boats are fucking dumb.
I'll be honest with you.
I've been saying this.
Like boats are fucking owning one, but not being on it.
Being on it's kind of fun, but like you got to take a little bit of the, it's like, then you're on this boat.
If you want to get off the boat, you got to ask somebody.
They got to call a boat.
That is just a fucking.
I like, I'm the city guy.
Like I want to be able to walk somewhere.
I want to be able to move on my beach looking at the water.
I like that.
It's great.
That's fire.
But yeah, it was just, it was fun hanging.
And it was grown-ups.
It's like the ages are like, the men are like 40 to 70 and the women are like 18 to like 20.
Perfect.
Perfect.
God figured out.
It was like God figured it out.
There's not a single fat person.
Like when you see a fat person, you're like, oh shit.
Like you point them out.
Your whole group points them out.
Take a picture of them.
You do.
Like you think that they're going to be on like the sand going like the aging, the age was.
And how do these young girls like?
How do they have all that money?
Everybody fly.
There's not a single girl that pays to be there.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't say.
Not a single one.
Wow.
Not a single.
Jones probably bought all of them on his fucking yacht.
Well, yeah.
They get brought out there and they're there for a reason.
And there's no lawsuits for Fox Sports One about it, though.
Everybody there knows the deal.
Oh, really?
It's like that in your face with it.
I'm a married man.
I wouldn't know anything about that.
I don't know their relations.
I don't know what they do.
I know there's a lot of link trees in the bios.
I know that.
Maybe they had shows coming up in the end.
Probably not.
Yeah, they got to show you guys.
Probably.
They meet a selling Chicago in Rosemont.
No, no, there's a lot of OnlyFans presence.
All right, guys, let's talk about some sports, man.
I mean, like, you know, NFL's decided.
Playoffs are starting next week.
Excited?
Very hype.
This is the best.
Is it everything that you thought it would be?
Yeah, dude.
And even like Week 18, which normally sucks, like the 12 o'clock games, like the seeding was getting decided and like one of the divisions.
And it was all, there was like, I have a multi-view on my NFL Sunday ticket, and literally every game had playoff implications.
And they were all coming down to the final drive.
It was cool.
Oh, it was incredible.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
But the matchups are set now.
I'm very excited.
The one thing I fear is that the Eagles look really good.
Like they've won, I think, two or two out of their last three without Jalen Hurts out their quarterback.
Number three is huge.
Yeah.
And so they're the number two seed.
They seem to have an easy path.
But like, I'm hoping, honestly, Bills, Lions, or Vikings.
That'd be so fun.
Because any one of those fan bases is just dying for a Super Bowl and had so much shitty luck.
And I think that'd be awesome.
Wow, the Vikings, that good?
The Vikings look so kind of the Viking.
Minnesota historically is good as a football team.
And then something happens at the end and they get fucked over.
Like, I remember one year they were 15 and one, fucking best team in the league.
And then their best kicker in the league missed like a 25-yarder to go to the Super Bowl.
This is just like a thing then.
But if they can make it past that, that'd be so cool that Mayfield has had a resurgence, huh?
Mayfield is so good.
His teammates love him.
Like, everybody saw him.
He's always said his mother.
He got Moxie.
I love him.
Him and Joe Burrow.
Joe Burrow got Moxie too.
I hate that he didn't make it to the playoffs.
This is the one thing I wish.
But other than that, dude, this is going to be fun.
And it's cool that.
Yeah, it's cool because people kind of wrote him off.
Dude, he was on the bench for the Rams for like an entire year.
Then he went to the Panthers, didn't really play.
Then he came to, I think he just got humbled, came to Tampa, apparently, like, made it a point to get cool with everybody on the offense.
They all loved him.
They all rode for him.
And then now he's like their guy.
Okay, so give me your picks.
What do we got?
We got games right here.
I know.
I know.
So the Packers and the Eagles, I would love for the Packers to win, but their best wide receiver got hurt in the last week of the season.
So we're going to Eagles.
And their quarterback is banged up.
What do you think of the wild card games?
That's one wild card.
The other wild card is Vikings and who are they playing?
The Rams.
I think the Vikings got it.
People are kind of writing them off because they got their ass kicked last week.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Commanders and Bucks.
I think the Commanders could do it.
I love Tampa.
I love all that.
I just don't think they're good enough.
David and I disagree on this.
And then AFC, I think the Bills will beat the Broncos.
I think the Chargers will beat the Texans.
And I think the Ravens will beat the Steelers.
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NFL Predictions and Telepathy Claims00:15:01
I was going back to Florida.
It was awesome, dude.
It was amazing.
It was all my siblings and then like 15 nieces and nephews, and everyone's just running around in the house the whole time.
We got my baby baptized, became a follower of Christ, no longer pagan.
Yeah, getting saved.
Getting saved.
Thank God.
It was great.
I talked to an exorcist, just chatting with him.
Where did you meet him?
He was my mom's friend.
Oh, that makes sense because they get rid of the demons that are.
What do you think?
I thought the exorcist was the girl that went down the stairs backwards.
Another demonstration.
Exercise.
Yeah, exactly.
Wow, that movie's totally different now that I'm here.
No, he's an exorcist.
Well, he's not technically an exorcist.
He accompanies the exorcist.
He's a cop in New York City.
Okay.
Just like a proper Italian.
Like he wrote a book that became a movie, Deliver Us from Evil, has Olivia Munn in it.
It ended up doing really good.
Okay.
And he would go to these people's houses and he would get the demons out of them.
Is that movie about Olivia Munn?
Deliver Us from Evil?
Which one is Olivia Munn?
The forehead.
I like a big forehead.
She did it, Aaron.
I like a big forehead.
She's with the lady.
I'm a little bit.
Oh, that's somebody's wife.
But she's famous.
She's famous.
She's beautiful.
Yeah.
You don't think that girl's beautiful?
I don't know.
She is.
Would you say that's a big forehead?
I feel like that's.
I actually was thinking of somebody else.
Who are you thinking of?
I don't know.
Some other Asian baby.
Thinking of me.
That's the thing.
There's a couple of them that kind of look like that.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was thinking of the other one.
And who was it?
Who's the other one?
I don't know.
Because there's a couple of that version of person.
Damn.
I know who you're thinking of.
There's a difference between her and Allie Wong and fucking.
You know the lady in Chinatown.
He don't know that.
Oh, he don't.
Yeah.
Who's the other one we're thinking of?
Oh, that's foul.
No, that's John Legend's wife.
Don't do that.
Don't you try to jog his memory.
I'm trying to jog Al's memories.
What's John Chrissy Teigen?
Yeah.
Yeah, beautiful.
But yeah, no, there was no demons.
Why are you having a demon over there, bro?
You guys.
Yo, what are you doing?
Is that who you think?
Son, these are wives, people.
Be respectful.
Well, gawk at their feet.
I'm like, the rule I have is: if you are famous, then you're involved.
If you're one of these people that's like hidden, you're out of it, then I don't like to talk.
That's my rule.
But if you're a Kardashian, then like, hey, this is the game.
Okay, I respect that.
Anyway, I pulled it to his house.
Yep.
And we did a pod.
And he was just blowing my mind.
Demons are real, apparently.
Really?
Oh, wait, is this your mom's friend?
Because she hires him for his services every once in a while.
No.
No, but we should, though.
Everyone should get their house blessed.
Get them blessed.
He's like, ghosts, demons, aliens, demons.
He said, Northeast covered in demons.
This is where he was.
He was in the 4-5 in Brooklyn.
Wait, the 4-5 is famous.
Didn't they do like a documentary about that?
7-5.
Oh, 7-5.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, he was out there.
He was just exercising demons.
He's also just a real Italian.
Yeah.
So he was just in there.
He was like, yo, fucking the name of Jesus Christ, get the fuck out of this lady.
He was just like, he said this.
Sometimes he would do these exorcisms and they would start speaking in different languages, start speaking in tongues.
Yeah.
They would start speaking languages they don't even know.
How do we know it's a language?
Well, this was crazy.
Is that he would record them and he's like, yeah, I went over to my fucking deli after the exorcism, brought it up to the guy.
I was like, you know what this fucking language is?
And the guy was like, no, sir, never heard of it.
And he was like, me neither, bro.
It's fucking crazy.
So it's possible it's not even a language.
It's possible it's a dead language.
Speaking in tongues, dude.
Possible it's just speaking.
I'll be doing that.
I don't know.
But he's like, one lady got possessed because there was like a ghost that was in her house and she was like a friendly ghost and then she possessed her body and then they had to fucking hold her down.
Why are you possessed that?
That seems like a good time.
Starts off that way.
They start off friendly and kind and then they get inside your brain and then they possess you.
But if it's a friendly ghost, isn't it good vibes?
That's what they want you to think, bro.
They're lying about it.
They're like the devil's tricks.
So all ghosts are bad.
Not all.
I asked about this.
He said, not all ghosts.
He says, some ghosts are just kind of chilling.
They're in limbo.
But he says, some ghosts, they're demons.
And you got to ask him in the name of Jesus Christ, do you love Jesus Christ?
Is Christ King?
And if they say no, demon.
Well, I'm sure there's some people that say no.
Like Akash would say no to that.
Yeah.
Is he a demon?
Say less.
You believe anything.
No.
No, I wouldn't.
I don't believe that great.
Every time he goes down there, he believes it a little bit.
Is there ever a time where you're like, man, this guy's full of shit?
He says, Jesus isn't king.
Yeah, that's a telltale right there.
No, but have you ever sat down?
Like when we were sitting down with Billy, Billy Carson, like, I knew it was full of shit, but it's a fun full of shit.
But this demon guy, you believe?
No, I mean, I've never seen a demon, so I don't know.
But I do sit with him and he's fully convinced.
And I'm like, he's saying something.
I don't know what he's saying.
The tablets of tooth or whatever the fuck he keeps talking about.
No one's seen them.
They're fabrication from the 20s.
Yeah.
No one's seen them.
But if I did see them, I'd be like, these are the emerald tablets of tooth.
I'm just saying, dude.
I texted Miles over the weekend.
I said, Miles, I have great news.
Telepathy is real.
Wait, why is telepathy real?
Miles, do you remember this whole conversation?
Oh, I remember.
I got deep into it.
There's a number one podcast out right now.
It overtook Joe Rogan for a couple days.
Oh my God.
It's called the telepathy tapes.
Apparently, kids with nonverbal autism, they're telepathic.
Does telepathic mean you can lift shit up?
No, no, no, no, it's telekinesis.
Telekinesis.
What's the cool one?
Where you're magneto?
Yeah, it's telekinesis.
Telekinesis.
Telekinesis.
Why can't they lift their tongue up and down and make some fucking sounds?
Why don't they do that?
True.
No, I'm on that shit too.
I'm on the idea.
How about this?
How about this?
Ha!
How are you doing?
No, no.
See?
Look, this woman, she went in.
Apparently, there was this researcher from Harvard and Johns Hopkins that was doing research on autistic savants.
These are kids that know shit that's crazy.
They're able to tell the words of pie or the letters of pie to fucking 10,000 digits or whatever.
And so she's going in and everybody fact checking that.
Like, I know pie to 10,000 digits too.
Yeah, that's true.
3.147563579843257.
So we can look it up, bro.
Nobody looking that up.
You're just saying.
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
You just go like this, boom.
But it's not solved.
No, but if you flash it fast enough, they think it's solving it.
You throw it away.
I've been solving Rubik's Cube since I'm nine years old.
No, One of my favorite games is with Rubik's Cues.
He's like, yeah, I could do it.
And then people like, no way.
Like, yeah, it's kind of, it's really easy.
And I build that up for 10 minutes and I just go like that and I don't solve it.
And I just waste 10 minutes at some time.
This shit is harder than I thought.
Okay, so telepathy is you could send messages to another person that also can't speak or with someone that can speak.
Yep.
I'll explain this the way it's laid out.
Okay.
Again, I'm not fully a believer.
Yes, you are.
No, no, no.
He was talking about the demon shit before, and I'm like, it's so stupid.
But I'm on board with this shit.
With the telepathy, I'm almost like, I need to bring these shoulder.
Because you look like the Kanye video with fucking.
You're such a fucking texted Miles weeks ago before this even was popping.
Now it's the number one podcast in the world.
I'm just saying, I told Miles, I was like, I'm like the Simon Cowell.
I'm like Scooter Braun of just bullshit.
I can just tell when something is about, retards are going to love it.
I'm like, this is it.
Okay, so how do you know that they're telling you something?
Because they can't confirm what they're telling you.
So these kids, nonverbal autism, right?
They can type, they can spell.
They can write on an iPad, but they can't speak.
There's a mind-body connection separation.
Yep.
So sometimes the mom will be like, yeah, I went to the store, I came home, and then my kid was like typing on the thing.
Oh, how was Walmart?
And they're like, I didn't tell you I went to Walmart.
I went there last minute just to go grab something.
My kid knew something about me in my brain that I never said.
And then they start doing tests.
So she goes over to this family, nonverbal autistic kid, and they do a series of tests.
Okay.
It's like Braun and Game of Thrones, yo.
Exactly.
See, now it's starting to be real.
You're looking at finding my iPhone or something?
No, no, no.
No one has to find my iPhone.
What about the bags from Walmart that she walks in the door with?
She brings her own bags.
She's trying to test.
The test is where it gets even worse.
What do you mean, worse?
Just go.
Random number generator, okay?
The child can see through the mom's eyes.
So the kid's in a different room.
Nope.
Keep going.
The kids separated by a partition.
Okay.
And the mom is over here and she gets a random number generator and she looks at the numbers, three digits.
And the child types in the digits perfectly.
No one says anything.
She does this for like over like 20 different digits.
Kid gets all of them correct.
Do you have a video of this?
Yes.
Miles says video.
I paid money for this.
You have to pay $10 to get the video.
I didn't pay.
Miles did.
Mark texted me like two weeks ago.
He goes, yo, I'm on some wacky shit right now.
I was like, all right, bet, send it to me.
You don't think it's possible that the kid can memorize a lot of numbers and then the mom goes, yo, we're going to do this.
It's even, it's even more interesting than that.
Oh, really?
Bro, it's telepathy, bro.
You two guys are good.
I dare let him do it.
Because he doesn't believe anything and you believe everything.
The demons are in him, bro.
Like, why can't you trust this guy?
This is like that magic secret revealed.
This shit is going to be so serious.
This is also your fault.
He has an eight-hour flight to Hawaii, and the episode is eight.
It's eight episodes long.
He watches every one of them on the way there.
Thank you so much for not bringing this up while we're you aren't ready for it.
I'll be honest, you are not ready.
I don't even think I'm ready now.
I'd like to see the video.
I listened to a few episodes.
Like, all right, this is all wacky.
Let me go look.
I go on the website.
You got to pay $10 to get these access to these testing videos.
That's not even all.
This is Scientology.
Yeah, get out of here.
There's a donation.
Long story short, the videos, and we could play them.
You'd have to.
Go ahead, just go connect.
Go connect, right?
If it's not, if it's all bullshit, you know.
It's funny.
I want to believe magic so bad, man.
That's the laggest thing about you.
It's like this shit is real, guys.
They bring a magician on this.
They do another test.
They put a message on the map.
Put the green momentalist on this pod.
Put the girl fully in a blindfold, okay?
Fully in a blindfold.
They hand her popsicles, popsicle sticks, all different colors.
She holds it and she's able to place it in the correct pile depending on the color.
Just with the mom looking at her, fully blindfolded, can't see anything.
Then she opens up a book, points to a word in the book.
The kid knows it, types it in perfectly.
The kid doesn't even speak English and knew the English word.
These kids can't really type.
They have to have their parents in the room with them touching them.
There is facilitated communication.
That is a part of it.
Yeah, they do have to touch each other, which is sort of a big problem.
There's no double-blind study on this.
It's very much like, you ever seen a Ouija board where you sort of touch it and then you all sort of lead that shit the right direction?
You believe, actually.
Watch what you got here.
Just do oh, yes.
You think this woman would lie?
No, I don't.
I believe it all now.
I'm already on board.
She got the accent.
Okay, what is it?
Nine, zero, zero.
Guys.
Hold on.
The mom's always got to hold the little sign.
He's looking in a mirror.
Look.
Bro, it's not even just a mirror.
It's the moment.
No, he looked in a mirror behind the screen.
All right, Mark.
This seems like some bullshit.
Hold on, hold on.
They put the partition away, touches the daughter, puts her hand on her forehead.
Also, is holding the numbers or like the little sign pad.
Oh, yeah.
She's like applying presser when she gets close to some shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's some bullshit.
Pay $10.
Damn it, I wanted to believe it.
Yeah, the only one I believe is Indians.
I paid $10 for that.
I just want to let you guys know that.
Just to tell Mark he was wrong.
Once again, that's worth it.
That's worth it.
I paid $10,000 for that.
Some of the kids need facilities.
I'd have bought him a fucking Rolex for that.
He doesn't need it.
He knows what time it is all the time.
Isn't that crazy?
So this became the biggest podcast in America.
Yeah, for two days, truly.
For a brief period.
Telepathy tape.
And Mark was on it truly 10 days before.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know necessarily if any of this is true.
Okay, it hasn't been verified.
There are other studies, a Gonsfeld study.
There's also going to be a season two.
Get excited.
It's coming out.
It'll be coming out soon.
And that one has telekinesis in it.
Some other crazy, wacky shit that these parents believe.
They're up in the ante, huh?
He's the smartest words that I know that believes dumbass shit, bro.
Justin makes sense.
If you believe everything, then you're right.
Someone's home.
And the worst part is there are commenters right now being like, Miles Zone is bullshit again.
Fucking haters.
If I know one thing about the comments, Miles getting cooked right now.
Why are you getting cooked?
Because people want to believe, bro.
Yeah, because I went on his pod and I was an asshole about reincarnation.
Did you have this haircut?
No, that you ain't shitting.
That's crap.
That's exactly the haircut.
You never got reincarnation.
It says goofy white people.
I was like, yeah.
What is that even?
I just think these are parents that are invested in their child and want their child to eat something awesome.
And then they go, that's my kid.
What about Al's past life regression?
That's possible.
Do you still believe in your past life regression?
Even when I did it, I 50% believe in it and 50%.
I think I was just hypnotized.
Oh, are you hypnotizable?
I guess so.
That was the first time I tried it.
Like, there's a certain amount of people that are, and then a certain amount that aren't.
I mean, past life regression is a form of hypnotist.
Hypnosis.
Yeah, there you go.
So, yeah, I guess that.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Are you worried about that?
I don't know.
Like, you know, like, no, I'm just saying, like, at any point in time, you know, something could happen that you're straight.
I don't know.
They did all these studies.
Apparently, this guy, Rupert Sheldrake, he did this study where people could tell where they're being stared at.
Yeah.
So, like, they, like, they just had a monitor and then they had a two-way glass or whatever.
And then they would have someone present in the room staring at them where they were not able to see.
And then someone not.
And the person was like, yeah, I'm able to tell above chance, like with statistical significance that I was being stared at.
That's telepathy?
Well, it's more just like a sense that people have that's non-material.
That's basically indicating that like there's something that exists outside of like our literal consciousness.
That's a great sentence, a sense that's a non-material.
So the term they're using is materialist, like a person who only believes in the matter of the world.
That's what Miles is.
Miles is a strict materialist.
He doesn't believe in infrared light.
He doesn't believe in anything.
I believe in infrared.
What are you talking about?
See?
Hey, Miles.
What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's a whole bar.
I can't do it.
Your mom can't take a dick.
You got it.
You got it.
That's very good.
Can I fuck it up again?
You really tried to get that right.
I cannot.
You really tried to get it right.
What's the difference between your mom and a joke?
I'll never get this shit right.
What's the difference?
Let's go.
Between three dicks and a joke.
Correct.
Your mom can't take a joke.
There you go.
Hey, Joe, T-K-O-G-O.
You can take a dick to go.
Damn.
But yeah, you don't believe in telepathy?
I told mad people about this podcast.
I was like, this is very fun.
It's a good time to listen to.
And I told like 10 people and seven of them were like, yeah, telepathy is real.
It's happening.
I do believe that.
Ask some people about telepathy, bro.
Marilyn Monroe Scrutiny and Jokes00:10:59
People be believing it.
Telepathy.
I've had friends.
I don't really care about telepathy.
I'm not that into it.
Telekinesis is the one that's fire.
That's sick.
Yeah, I mean, that's definitely more cool.
Have you seen those kids that do telekinesis on TikTok?
No.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, this is the best.
Hold on, let me jump on here.
There are these kids on TikTok that are like, I'm practicing my telekinesis.
And then they have a piece of tinfoil and they go, and the tinfoil falls over and they're dead serious.
There's another kid that's like a, he's an earth mover.
And so he goes to parking lots and finds leaves and makes them spin up.
Yeah.
You know, and like wind having.
If you homeschool your kids, you get that.
Yeah, yeah.
Send them to public school, you know.
They don't believe shit.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
Isn't that what Tai Chi is a little bit, though?
Like, you ever see those monks that like use a finger and just your whole body falls over?
Yeah.
You never seen that?
Steven Segalda.
I smell like a lot of people.
When I met him, I felt a little of that.
Bro, you were picking up his energy?
No, like, well, like, I took a picture.
I dapped him up and then I just, like, I felt, I felt like a wave of energy.
Oh, worry.
You're handy.
I believe in that a little bit.
No, energy is real.
Energy is real.
Yeah.
No, the shit that all the weirdo girls with tattoos talk about.
You think?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Nah, it is.
Because wouldn't they use it to get Taiwan back?
Or can Taiwan fight with the same thing?
Like, why isn't China using that to get Taiwan back?
I'm not saying it's a weapon.
Yeah.
But it's a thing.
But this is what humans do.
You build something cool and then you make a weapon out of it.
Yeah, that is true.
Would weaponize anything good?
Well, maybe they have.
Like, what did girls do?
They weaponized, get an offer $1.5 million, so you get some suck on it.
He's fucking up the market, bro.
1.5 is just a weird number.
It is weird because it feels real.
1 million feels like a joke.
Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?
If your boy goes, yo, you suck a dick for $1.5 million.
You're asking me to suck your dick.
What's that?
0.5 about this.
Right?
1.5 makes it feel like a real gesture.
Yeah.
When there's no way that Skip Bayless is asking this makeup artist, because you could get Victoria's Secret models for way less.
There's like a billionaire prostitution ring, which is like a lot of these famous models are part of.
And you just pay them X amount, smash them out.
They know the deal and it's done.
So you really think that the makeup artist is getting $1.5 million?
Fuck no.
No, I think he was going to offer it.
Fuck.
And then be like, yeah, I changed my mind.
That belief.
That seems like skidding.
And then she got to go to the news.
Like, he said you didn't get 1.5.
And everybody's like, you believed it?
Yeah.
Yo, that's a really interesting best friend.
1.5 for some box is crazy.
Nobody's paying that.
Nobody's paying that.
Do you think it started there?
Was that initial offer?
Or did it want to?
That was the initial offer, apparently.
No, I was paying.
Not for live, pussy.
Wait, not for live.
Like, for dead?
Like, 1.5 to smash some famous deceased?
Yo, that's different.
Monroe?
Yo.
What's the Monroe with Monroe Doctrine?
The Maryland Monroe.
Oh, fuck.
I'm like, is this coming out?
No.
Like, for real.
So 1.5 for some deceased.
Some posthumous plum poom?
Think about that.
1.5, but you get to dig down like Mary Todd Lincoln.
Oh.
No.
No.
Oh, who are you going after?
1.5.
Mary Todd Lincoln.
I don't know.
Well, let's look her up.
Maryland makes more sense.
Yeah, Maryland makes more.
What are some other historic bitch?
No, I'm going to go.
Cleopatra?
Cleopatra, you wouldn't have smashed Cleopatra at one point.
She probably mummified.
I heard she wasn't that bad.
No.
I heard they stayed.
Show's going back in time.
Wow.
She'll back in time.
You must have amazing feet for you, bro.
God damn.
Yo, Abraham Lincoln was for sure gay.
For sure.
His gay.
This man is gay, yo.
He better be gay.
Son.
That's crazy.
That's not Mary Todd.
Come on, bro.
What about Lady Berg Johnson?
She was notoriously unattractive.
Imagine, imagine contrast.
Yo, imagine your wife is so ugly.
You're like, I got to free the slaves or something, bro.
I can't be hanging around this bitch all day long.
I mean, poor woman.
And she was crazy.
That's crazy.
Who's that right there?
That's Lady Berg Johnson.
That's Lyndon's wife.
I don't think she's ugly.
She was seen as unattractive.
But I think she's more attractive than Mary Todd.
Oh, yeah.
And LBJ had a piece on him.
Yeah, big show that shit.
I think also she was just after Jackie.
And it's a hard follow.
It's a tough act to follow.
Yeah.
But Jackie had the wonky eye people don't talk about.
I think they were just far sex.
There was no HD back then.
You couldn't even see that.
Oh, no, but like she had, she looked like a fluke.
She's like a fish.
Yeah.
Like one is like here and the other one is here.
Yeah, but I think she's beautiful.
I don't know.
No.
She's a pretty girl, dude.
She's stunning.
Come on, stop it.
Look at that.
I don't know.
No.
It's just the eyes throwing me off.
This is what I'm taking down in the past.
Oh, whoa.
Who's that?
Henny Lamar.
This girl's a beast.
She named.
She invented freaking Wi-Fi.
Isn't that crazy?
No, she didn't.
Yes, bro.
She's the, I know, it like started as playback or something like that.
They attributed her with like having like some contribution of modern day Wi-Fi.
Yeah, because she could watch playback of the film of the scene that she had just acted in, right?
All right, I should have.
And then that ends with the coming Wi-Fi, but yeah, she's stunning.
This is like Janet Jackson starting YouTube sort of combo.
Is that what it was?
So TLA Rand was supposed to be beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah.
Janet Jackson, like the boob controversy apparently is what inspired like a lot of online video players to be created so that you can watch that fly.
Holy shit.
What's going on here?
And this is no plastic surgery.
Yeah.
No Photoshop.
Like even the pictures of them.
Wait, shut up.
Sophia and picture.
Yo, have you guys noticed when you were in?
Well, I mean, Can't Coo, whatever.
Just like, have you guys noticed women's faces looking quite similar?
Like plastic surgery's gotten really good and fillers have gotten really good.
Yeah.
Like women are objectively more beautiful, but I think they're more similar.
They're all kind of looking like that Kardashian whatever it is.
Because they're doing the makeup the same.
So they're all watching the same makeup tutorials.
And so they're contouring the same way.
They're doing all the same.
Oh, I thought it was a filler thing where they're like constructing their faces to more.
I think that's true.
I think it's probably that too.
So you okay, so you add fillers to create like similar bone because there's probably one version of like aesthetic beauty, and it's probably just having an even face, right?
Like that's probably what all the paintings that are beautiful look like.
And symmetry is just what it is.
So you're using the filler to create symmetry.
Then you're all watching the same makeup tutorials.
So now your makeup is the same and your cheekbones and sorry, your jawline and cheekbones are the same.
So you just have this similar look.
So these are old stars with modern makeup.
Who is that?
I have no idea.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
And I think we spoke about this last pod.
Who's that?
Tell me that she had a glow up now?
Her face is great.
Yeah, yeah.
Lindsay Lohan looks.
Oh, she looks incredible.
We talked about this.
Yeah, I know.
Lucy was a joint.
Wow.
I actually like no makeup.
Yeah, I prefer makeup.
Well, there is makeup.
It's just this is modern makeup.
Oh.
I pretty much prefer.
So it's basically, what would you look like?
She looks better on the right.
I mean, Marilyn Monroe is just like stunning both, right?
Proper piece.
I'm pretty sure she left her husband.
She was like married to a guy for like a year.
Marilyn Monroe did.
She charged her to the game offered 1.5 million.
She was out of this.
Isn't that crazy?
I think he remarried us, lived his regular life in Cleveland or something.
Wow.
And people are like, yo, you were tagging Marilyn Monroe.
I was like, yo.
What do you, what was like.
I mean, that's, yeah, she's beautiful.
We remember Marilyn Monroe as this kind of like famous slut, but she's beloved.
You know, she's fucking married men.
She's like, she's out there.
She's doing her thing.
She's like throwing the ass around or whatever.
Skirt's popping up with the wind.
Was she scrutinized?
Or did women have like so few public voices back in the day that there just wasn't that much scrutiny?
Like now every female podcast would be like, oh, who's this bitch fucking all the married men?
What a slut.
How dare she?
But there just weren't shows for children.
She should be empowering, whatever.
Don't slut shame.
But yeah, I think.
I don't even think, I think fucking married men, they don't count as under the umbrella of slut shaming.
I think most women, if you're out there like fucking marry guys, they're like, nah, fuck you.
Like fuck single dudes.
Yeah, fair enough.
That's a good distinction.
But back then, did they know that she was doing all that back then?
That's the other thing I'm wondering.
The media was so controlled back then.
I don't think the three news channels are going to be like, hey, guess who Marilyn Rowe is fucking the president.
And there was more respect for politicians back then.
Like you didn't expose their shit.
Yeah.
So our idea of Marilyn Monroe now is she's like this hoe that's all empowered.
But back in the day, she was just this beautiful pin girl.
With Joe DiMaggio publicly.
You didn't know what she's doing on the side.
And now I think I didn't watch the movie, but apparently the movie about her, it's like dark, but it kind of paints her in a simple, sympathetic light.
Like she got taken advantage of by a lot of guys, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
I think addicted to drugs, they like kind of fed the addiction, whatever.
I don't know.
I didn't watch.
Now, I think it's turning again where she's going to be painted as kind of a tragic figure.
Interesting.
I mean, it seems like she was scrutinized slightly in her time.
She was viewed as a commodity.
She wasn't easy to work with.
She never knew her lines.
She was a slut stuff, it seems like that's more what I'm talking about.
Like, now she's like beloved and emulated, like, wearing her dress to the Golden Globes.
I remember one year, Kim Kardashian or something like that, and like, you're wearing like an old whore's dress, but it's if the dress fits, but isn't it?
It's kind of, am I taking like a weird angle on this?
No, it makes sense.
No, I think because she was already beloved before we found out this stuff, and then I think she died tragically, right?
She died young.
So we're good.
If she lived a long life, maybe we'd look at her a little bit differently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you live a long life, you have tons of money and everything worked out for you.
We go, fuck you, bitch.
Why are you having sex with all these married dudes and breaking up their homes?
Yeah.
If you die tragically, you're like, she lived hard.
Yeah.
Died young.
Yeah.
Also, according to this random comment I found on Reddit, it seems like she was seen as classy and elegant on screen.
She was also funny on screen.
She was like a comedic, she was a comedic relief sometimes for shows and movies.
So she went from pin up to like a starlit where people are like, oh no, she's like the epitome of elegance.
And there was also probably so few famous people.
Like they're making way less movies.
So the famous people of the time were probably revered.
Drake, LeBron, and Concert Dynamics00:15:25
Oh, absolutely.
Regardless of their behavior.
Yeah.
Now there's so many little micro-celebrities younger than, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I get recognized walking on the street.
Nobody gives a fuck outside of like those people.
You know what I mean?
Nobody cares.
Back then, it's like 10 celebrities.
That's it.
And I love them.
Hmm.
Yeah.
So Telekinesis is real.
Turns out.
Fuck off.
Yo, what do you guys think about not to grab a topic off of that list here, but I'm going to.
That's your brain.
Drake puts out the diss to LeBron, seemingly.
Yeah.
How do you guys feel about that?
One, it seems to have leaked.
Oh, he didn't leak it himself.
No, it wasn't his account that posted it.
Do you think it was like an organized leak?
Knowing him, it could be because he's done that in the past.
But at the same time, it's like he wasn't exactly catching the beat the whole time.
And he's like just reading off of his phone.
It seemed like he was like, hey, I just wrote this verse.
I'm going to send it to somebody to check it out and tell me what you think about it.
Like, that's what it seems like.
Because in the video, he's just like, oh, you know, like it looked like, okay, ready, go.
That type of shit.
I mean, that's a smart way to put it out because if people don't fuck with it, then you get to be like, I didn't even put that shit out.
We're not even done with it.
And if it blows up, it's basically like creating the lowest expectations so you can over deliver.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Keep going.
And yeah, like to take shots at Braun, it's, I don't know.
Like, you have him tatted on you.
Yeah, best friends for mad long.
You pretty much their careers were coming up around the same time.
And they both were number one for the longest.
And so it's not clear disses.
It's, it's hard to really say that this is a brawn diss.
Okay, let's assume it is.
Okay.
Just because the name is a fighting Irish and fighting Irish.
But then again, if he doesn't name the song, how do we know what it is?
It's shrouded in enough mystery where I feel like Drake can protect his relationship if he wants.
But it seems like there's some maybe bars thrown in that direction.
I think it's a smart strategic move.
Like, all right, let's get away from this Kendrick thing.
We'll go towards an even bigger figure, which is LeBron.
And low-key, I think there's sympathy.
Like, I felt sympathetic because if that's your boy, you got his fucking jersey tatted on your arm, your homies forever.
And he shows up to this other guy who I don't even know if you're close to him like that.
No, he shows up to the show, he's rapping all the words, he's co-signing the out of it.
I would feel I'd probably feel hurt.
I'd probably feel like one of my friends let me down.
It's more justified than all the other, yeah.
You know, and also, it's you know, if he is alleging certain things, it's like, yo, we did work together, we did shit, like, and you're out here.
Why are you acting like I don't know things?
Like, it does seem like I would, if I'm if they're as close as the media has portrayed it, and maybe they have even portrayed it, they have portrayed.
I mean, look at his fucking arm exactly.
If they're that close and you were doing that to my op, I would feel away.
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, and I think this is his best received song, seems like his most well-received song since the battle.
Yeah, this is the one that people are like, oh, maybe he's back to rapping, whatever.
I do think the way LeBron distanced himself, something happened because when Drake lost, and I brought this up on the call, when Drake lost the push-a-tee battle, LeBron brought him on the shop, did like a whole PR piece, essentially.
So, like, we're 20 minutes, you're my man, you can't possibly disappoint me, protect your peace, blah, blah, blah.
I got you, I'm holding you down.
Now, this battle, LeBron is kind of making it a point to let you know whose side he's on.
So, something happened, I don't know what it was, but I don't think it was just, I don't think it was just LeBron switching up.
Because wasn't Drake pulling up to Bronny's games when he was in high school?
Yeah, I think so.
Like, that doesn't really help Drake.
I feel like if anything, that helps build the stock of Bronnie.
Yeah, yeah.
So, you invested in the family, and then all LeBron has to do is not go to the concert.
Yeah, it's a very easy thing to not go to.
Oh, no, he's he's rapping the words like that.
He's going to the concert, he's with Steph Curry.
Steph at the Olympics is like they're playing the song, not like us.
And Steph is like, I'm so sick of this song.
Is it the only fucking song in the world?
And LeBron is like, I love it.
I think LeBron is making it a point to let everybody know he's not riding for this guy.
So, why is that?
That's what I think somehow.
Because I don't see, I don't see LeBron as like a flipping guy.
Yeah, he's someone that knows the power of teamwork and people reputation and relationships.
All of LeBron's old teammates seem not all most of them seem to really still like him.
He's still beloved and respected.
There's people loves still, gasses him, loves him.
Like, they're incredible.
Even guys that don't play on this team, like, they'll defend him with this fervor.
Yeah, you know, like, nah, he's the go.
How dare you talk about him?
Like, you're saying LeBron's not as good as this guy, he's the best still in the league.
I think it was Kevin Garnett went on like a spirited tirade defending LeBron, and they were rivals, yeah, they were heated rival.
Maybe it was a business deal.
This one's hard.
This one's hard because that battle was just such a fun thing for everybody in rap.
Yeah, and it was like, even if I'm a Drake fan and I still was loving some of Kendrick's songs, like, so it's like you get swept up in that whole shit.
Plus, he's Mr. LA, you're Mr. Layton, like Lakers, Showtime.
Yeah, you're in the city, you're people don't, yeah, we're outside, yeah, you're in LA during that time, and everybody is just riding super high.
The whole city is congealed around this one dude.
Yeah, you want to be at the concert, the biggest concert of the year.
But what has he done in support of Drake since again?
Think about dog, this, what is it, Addy Don's story of Adidan?
When that came out, that was insane to us.
We had never seen any shit like that.
You are hiding a child.
That was crazy.
And he made it at the time.
We all felt like, oh, Drake wasn't saving his son and protecting himself.
He's hiding this child.
He's ashamed of this child.
LeBron brings him on.
Let me help you out.
I got you.
Let's flip this whole thing.
He hasn't done anything for Drake, it seems.
But I mean, what is what can he do?
It's like rap along to Family Matters.
He'll put up videos of himself rapping or don't go to the pop-out.
Sometimes not going is or not being part of something, not supporting something is the greatest support for the opposition.
I think that's what 21 did.
Like they asked him, like, you're from Atlanta and you work with Drake.
Like, what do you think of this whole beef?
I think he was just like, Yo, I make music.
I'm just enjoying it.
I just make music.
Yeah.
Like, he basically just kind of stepped out, from my knowledge.
So, like, LeBron could have done the same thing.
And it seems like he had a reason.
You brought it up, and I didn't actually think as much of it at the time.
But when he was rapping all the words like that at the game, you were like, LeBron never knows the words.
That's like, and I didn't think about it at the time.
I was like, nah, he's whatever.
He just likes a song because I didn't understand, I guess, the weight of what was coming.
But even at that point, he's making everybody know, making sure everybody knows, I know this fucking song.
I got all the words right on this.
And then it just kept going.
And this is one of those peculiar things because I could see where there are other musicians that aren't as popular as Drake.
They want to see the top guy fall.
It's a very natural human instinct.
There's a person who's got the crown and you want to see that crown get knocked off.
And then after it gets knocked off, you're like, okay, man, put the crown back on.
But everybody wants to see someone bleed.
That 300 scene, you know, where the Persian guy gets that little cut.
And it's like, okay, we just want to see that it's possible.
Yeah.
So I understand that from definitely other musicians and just like kind of maybe fans of music, definitely Kendrick fans, even West Coast fans, and maybe there's probably some Drake haters, right?
I get that.
But LeBron is bigger than Drake.
Yeah.
Like, at least in my estimation.
Globally, yeah.
I would say he's a big.
So now I know, I know it gets tricky because music travels in a different way than basketball, but LeBron is more wealthy than Drake.
You could argue more powerful than Drake.
I don't see a reason to be envious of Drake and wanting to see the crown fall off.
I could see that from people beneath him.
When you're beneath somebody, you want to see somebody go down.
That's a pretty normal human instinct.
But when you're above somebody, you shouldn't have that same feeling.
Like anybody who had beef with growing coming up in comedy, once I like passed them, my like animosity towards them melted away.
Like even if you treated me like shit on the way up, like once I got past it, I was like, all right, whatever.
You're a bitter guy, but it's fine.
I can't fathom why.
I think we would have to just ask Braun because it's like, if he imagine if he's just looking at it like, yo, this is sport and I enjoyed the battle.
So now he's not looking at it like I'm sliding the actual.
I thought about that.
There's one little issue about this.
The whole song is calling your man a pedophile.
So now you look at two things.
It's like, if he's a pedophile, why were you kicking with him the whole time?
No, I don't think he's a pedophile, of course, but it's different than like, fuck you, I'm a better rapper than you.
Fuck you, you're fat, or you get your abs done, or whatever the other shit.
Yeah, the pedophile thing is different.
And just reinforcing and supporting that narrative in any way feels a little bit separate than sport.
Doug, I'm a we've all made it known.
I'm a big Kendrick fan.
I love the battle.
He took a shit a sub at Schultz.
I'm not going to the concert.
It's not just not happening.
We can't go to a Kendrick concert.
I mean, we're going to go together.
Yeah.
Woo in solidarity.
He knows how to go until he puts on a fire song.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to still watch the Super Bowl halftime.
But I'm not going to say music.
I don't say anything to him.
Y'all just see me at the concert fucking rapping along to that line.
Exactly.
When he says that song, I'm whatever.
Gotcha.
Don't be like a white comedian.
I'm screaming that shit, dancing.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Exactly.
What's going on?
Who's your number one artist, Leslie?
Kendrick.
We got to check.
We got to check.
This guy came out in late November.
I got no responsibility for that.
December on.
He's not number one.
He's decided on that.
I get what you're saying.
It's like, if you're rocking with somebody, you're going to rock with them.
You're my brother.
And LeBron and Drake were brothers as far as we knew.
They said that.
They're like, all, dude, go back and watch that bar.
Charlemagne gets a bar from Drake where I think Drake is critical of Charlemagne.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
Like, I'm not blasting that song.
I'm not, you know, I'm not posting on social media.
I'm not rapping those words because it's like, yo, you're taking a shot at my boy.
Like, you know, back to back, we were kind of saying, just send bottles to Charlemagne.
No, but that's, wasn't that a good thing?
Was that a good thing?
I thought he passed it up, yeah.
That was a good thing.
I thought it was like, yeah, I thought that was like, whatever.
This is Charlamagne's in hip-hop history.
I saw that as a win for Charlamagne.
Oh, okay.
But even then, if Drake calls Charlemagne a pedophile, we're not going to the Drake concert.
We're not.
I'm not going regardless.
Or we're going dressed as children.
Yeah.
Yeah, and we could try to fuck them.
So Al's regular outfit.
There were other lines in the song, though, that stuck out when he says he was in the Hamptons getting cultured.
They stuck out.
He said he stuck out.
He said close enough.
He wasn't sure if it was stuck or stuck.
So he kind of sat down between.
They stuck out.
I know.
And I was going to let it slide this.
I hope you're in the wine for that.
You guys, the look that Al gives Akash when he said that's on the side of the side.
If there's ever a diss song about you, Al showing up.
Alcohol did I said every word.
He said stuck out.
He thought he was Scott Free and he just goes stuck out.
And I come up to him.
I was going, I said stuck out.
I'll be crip walking on stage at all.
I said, fuck that.
No, but he was saying, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the line about going to the Hamptons and giving people cold shoulders.
And that was indicative of Wayne.
Little Wayne was at that same party, the Michael Rubin all-white party.
And he was like the only person who said hi to me here was Glorilla.
So I think they have beef.
So it's like Drake is kind of pointing out how everybody is against him right now in this song.
Even Wayne?
I think Wayne.
I think that's a line.
So at what point is it you, dog?
J-Lo.
Because Wayne.
At what point is it you, dog?
Wayne didn't really come to his back?
Like, he didn't really do anything.
Here's the thing is, I totally get that.
At what point is he?
Is it you?
What the fuck?
God.
You said he didn't really come in his back.
He didn't come in his back, bro.
Come on.
Hit me on the back.
He didn't get to his back, bro.
He didn't get to his shit.
Let Al live, bro.
Sorry.
What were you thinking about?
You almost struck the landing on that one.
Ah, Miles.
Miles.
I was thinking that joke and then he saw it in my head.
Hello, fucking.
That's how you get all the good jokes down there.
Oh, God.
What was the point that you just said?
I don't know.
Don't come in his back.
Come on, Al.
No, come on.
Wayne didn't come on Drake's back.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so there's part of me that's like, yeah, all these people don't like you.
Fuck you.
Not fuck you like me.
All these people don't like you.
So they're like, yo, fuck you.
There's another part of me that's like, and we know this from comedy, like, there are people who are your friends, and there are people who are your friends because things are working out.
Yeah, of course.
And the second you look weak or something like that, there are people celebrating that.
Absolutely.
So I wonder if these are industry friends.
That's sure.
That Drake maybe thought that since they had some number one songs together, that he maybe took them on tour or he had perceived that he was helping them.
These guys might have perceived like, yo, I'm putting this guy from Canada who's half white over.
Without me, he's not legit.
I'm doing him the favorite.
Like everybody thinks that they're the one helping.
Everyone, no, very rarely do people, especially in this like narcissistic business, go, I'm put on by these people.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's very rare.
No, I do think that there are a lot of people who were only friends with Drake because he was on top and they thought they could get something out of him.
I think, I think it's happening with more than that.
No, no, I agree.
I agree.
There's more.
But I guess just the point I'm trying to make is like when every time I see an Instagram post where it's like Drake was the number one artist in hip-hop from 2000.
10 years straight or like, yeah, like 15 years, something insane.
I started going, wow, there's a lot of other rappers that are working really hard and they wanted to have the number one album that year.
And they wanted to be the most viewed or the most listened to and they're not.
And they've been doing that the entirety of their career.
Some rappers' careers blossomed and fell off during Drake's reign.
So despite them being nice and friendly and still wanting a feature, they're also like, man, fuck that dude.
Think about that.
Think about it.
Think about comedians that were like, man, I'd love to open you, open for you, but then also.
So shit.
Hiring Sexism and Talent Recognition00:14:50
Just laughed at him.
Why do you think that's what I'm saying?
Because I'm still salty.
I'm the boy here.
Yeah, I'm the ops, actually.
Miles is the fucking thing.
Fuck these perfect speaking motherfuckers.
Yeah, but that was good.
They called you Nazi, just in case you'd tired of it.
So maybe it isn't people flipping on him.
It's like, maybe this is people showing their true colors.
Like, if you hate on somebody when they're down, this is what Charlamagne said.
It's like, if there's anybody that agree, like when this whole Kendrick thing was going down, he was like, listen, keep note.
If there's anybody who supports this, if anybody who likes posts, there's anybody who comments and support of what's going on, keep in mind they've been hating the whole time.
They've been dapping you up at comedy clubs, asking to open for you on tour, saying they're happy for you.
And the second this shit happens, if they like it, they was hating the whole time.
So keep note and then just cut those motherfuckers out.
I saw who was liking posts.
I'm sleeping.
We all suffer people.
We all suffer.
We're going to have some fun though.
We're going to have some fun.
We got an op list.
50 got my op list.
I got a list.
50 got my op list.
You know, we went over it the other day.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Anyway.
50 gotta watch out.
He might be on my list.
He still took his shots at me.
That was love, Joe.
I know, that was fire.
I was like, that's fire.
I'll be like, 50 the fucking man.
They tried to make fun of his Las Vegas.
They handled that perfectly.
He immediately, the next show, is on stage, sold out, going, they're saying I'm supposed to not dance like this.
I'm not Chris Brown.
I'm not Scott.
So what kind of show you think you coming for?
We're going to do this.
Fucking love it.
One counterpoint.
Go, go, go, go.
Joe Rogan has been on top of the game for a decade, whatever.
I'm sure there are comedians who are jealous, who are whatever, but there are also comedians who will ride for Joe.
They don't fucking care.
There's a lot of those guys.
Joe helped them out.
Joe put us on.
We'll ride for Joe.
I don't give a fuck.
That doesn't seem to be happening nearly.
Because you haven't seen this happen to Joe.
I mean, he had the N-word thing.
Well, the difference is that the meme is coming for him.
That the collectivist, like mainstream media is going against our guy.
And so everyone rallies.
If it's like another person, then people choose sides.
And also, like, he's never lost the people.
He's had the media criticize him, but his people have never flipped.
And it felt like with the Drake situation that the people changed things.
The people supported the opposition.
He's just always been on top.
But if you don't think that there are not some bitter ass, hateful motherfucking comedians that would love something bad to happen to Joe and they relish every time that they try to cancel that motherfucker, of course they are.
Of course they are.
And they fucking, they behave and play nice and play fucking fake.
And I mean, Joe's smart.
I bet he knows it all.
1000%.
I mean, the Jordan doc, you saw that, right?
Like, if you're in the league with Jordan, you hate this guy.
Yeah.
There's probably people on his team.
I'm pretty sure there were people on his team in the documentary that were like, yeah, Mike was crazy.
Yeah.
And like, they talk shit about him in the dock.
These are guys on his team that he got rings for.
They're like, fuck this guy.
Yep.
Last thing about this song, Drake is Corny for this.
Yo, you just have to take the L.
He was like, people fell for the gimmick, the Kendrick gimmicks.
Oh, yeah.
Like, just take the L.
Yeah, you both use gimmicks.
Yeah.
Like, stop it.
Stop talking about the gimmicks.
And people already off the pedophile shit, bro.
It's like, this is Trump's America, bro.
Like, Trudeau's done.
Like, it's all good.
I don't see our connection, but I like that.
I like that.
That's just what you say.
Yes.
When you don't have a point, you just say this is Trump's American.
You got to weave.
Exactly.
Things are different now.
You think that Skip Bayless is going to jail for offering $1.5 million in Trump's America?
If Kamal was president, they'd probably hang him in Times Square.
But with Trump, he's going to get that in blood.
He's going to get $3 million from that little massage artist.
What does he do?
Hairstylist.
Whatever she is.
Skip don't need a fucking hairstylist.
That's why I'm saying that.
The fact that she gets to go to work every day and do nothing and she's upset.
Nah, Trump needs to put a tariff on foreign box because that American had a second girl.
He said that perfect.
He said that perfect.
There wasn't a single stutter or hiccup in that.
You had that shit lined up.
No way.
H1BB is the first sex worker.
For a little sex worker.
Al's wife is not even from this country.
Trump needs to put a terrible footage.
Everybody needs to pay for this shit.
Not just me.
Everybody need to pay.
Tell me Jeff Espanol.
That's what we got.
We got a Barcelona, bro.
No, hold on.
Hold on.
I'll make your point.
I want to hear this shit like this.
I'm with you.
Nah, because the price is too high.
Yeah.
The price is too high for what?
For American-made homegrown box.
But what about Joy Taylor?
You're saying the price is too high for her?
Yeah.
She's sleeping with everybody.
Yo, shout out Joy Taylor.
Why can't she fuck these dudes?
That's another thing.
I don't know how much she was getting.
But also, what's like, this is real quick, real quick.
They're saying that she fucks her way to the top.
Right?
I think that's the allegation from this hating-ass massage artist or whatever her name is.
What is she?
Hairstyle.
Whatever.
Okay.
So the hairstyles hater.
Why are you even bringing up Joy Taylor?
Like, why are you even talking about her name?
This got nothing to do with you.
If you're being sexually harassed, right?
Talk about your sexual harassment.
No, but she said that she opened up to Joy and Joy was like, forget about it.
This is the call you're here.
Don't say a fucking word.
So you can't even give good advice to your co-workers?
You asked me for advice.
I told you, forget about it.
See what I mean?
Like, if I'm Joy Taylor and I'm fucking my way to the top and this girl gets 1.5 million just from fucking for nothing.
Joy Taylor got to fuck and then come to work.
This massage artist.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, she got to fuck incredibly famous, successful, talented people in her field.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, my God.
Like, imagine you dedicated your life to sports and media and you are around talented, successful people in sports and media that you also find attractive.
You're going to not have sex with them?
What do you think about this part, though?
She told the hairstylist, if some he's thinking, he's looking in your head.
Thinking in your head right now.
He already knows what you're going to say.
If they try to fire her, then she's going to say, oh, that executive ring.
That's what's called a joke.
This massage stylist don't know a single thing about jokes, clearly.
That's a joke.
She's using me too as a joke, like funny podcasters.
She's involved in media.
This girl's amazing.
Tell me you don't want to have someone like that in the office.
Yeah.
That's a morale hire.
For sure.
Right.
Just get the vibe.
Talented, beautiful, likes dicks.
A little expensive.
No, no, no.
She's not expensive.
She's going to work for it.
Oh, yeah.
I guess what I'm saying is you can't fuck people.
Then, after fucking them, you build a relationship and they're like, holy shit, not only can she fuck it, she's like really talented.
She should go on all these shows.
I don't understand what's wrong.
Every restaurant that you work in, everybody in the restaurant fucks.
Every single restaurant, everyone in the restaurant fucks.
Every business, everyone fucks.
You have to own it.
We don't hire women.
We don't hire.
We got one woman here and what's the rule?
It's 2 million.
That's smart.
Just price it out.
Just price it out.
It's 2 million.
And it's going up every if we get the Zen deal.
That shit going up to five.
No.
But I'm just saying, like, people that work together can't have sex.
Like, what world do we live in where you're going to spend 60 hours a week with somebody that you share the same passions and goals with?
You're both attractive.
You're former athletes.
You got testosterone coursing through the veins.
Shannon Sharp not supposed to mop that up.
Apparently he didn't, though.
Apparently, Skip Bayless got jealous because he thought hairstylist was fucking Shannon.
And that is, I think, where the animosity started between Skip and Shannon.
Remember when Skip just started taking shots at Shannon for nothing?
They said Shannon was smashing Joy, I thought.
But Joy, maybe, but not hairstylist.
I'm not talking about the massage therapist.
I'm talking about Joy.
It's also that point.
It was the best content ever, also, when they were going back and forth.
So in a way, she contributed to the show.
How can you not hire this?
Like, Joy, if they fire you, you're hired.
Wait, where is she going to sit?
Why do you even ask for this?
Are you faithful ass motherfucker, bro?
What?
You unfaithful?
Is she going to say dumpster?
She's going to serve there.
She's going to say no.
He's like, she's going to sit.
No, bro.
No.
His wife's recovering.
This guy's crazy.
What, dude?
No, I don't need that.
I don't need that.
No, no, no.
Give me a Zen.
No, no, This is a little bit.
This is, I mean, am I off on this?
Like, you cannot use it as a form of power.
Okay.
Technically, you're off, but your logic is fine.
Okay, using it as a form of power, wrong.
You can't wine scene that shit.
Right?
There's no wine scene.
We're not doing wine scene over here.
We're not saying if you don't do this, you're not going to get that.
You can't do that.
But two people at work hooking up with no leverage, use of leverage at all.
I don't think should be wrong.
I get that.
You got to discuss with HR.
You got to tell HR about it.
I'm supposed to tell it.
Yo, I'm trying to fuck.
Yes.
Yo, by the way, I'm trying to fuck Janice, yo.
That's the only way.
No, you and Janice both got to go to HR and be like, hey, we're.
Okay, so Skip should have been like, yo, HR, I'm about to offer a 1.5.
That's why it's wrong.
It's wrong.
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Yo, it's good we don't got no women here.
It's good.
It's good.
I would never offer.
You could just continue not understanding because it's too cheap.
No, I've never hooked up with someone I work with.
Dead ass.
Why not?
Because that shit is fucking bone, bro.
You're the test cat.
Hold on, have I?
I'm trying to think.
I don't think that's sure.
You work for yourself since you were 22.
At the pizza place.
No, my friend, my friend Alessandro's older sister used to sit on my hard fucking pre-pubescent dick at the pizza place at the pizza place.
I was like 13 or 12, and my dick would get so hard.
And I'd throw that shit up on my belly and she would just sit on that shit and grind up on it.
If she wants to spun seven pieces on it, I would, bro.
Dead ass, I could do that.
Dead ass, I could do that.
It was crazy.
I don't think I've ever had erections like that.
Easy as a sauce ladle.
But for real.
For real.
So that was her doing something consensual with me.
Oh, and you were slinging lemonade, weren't you?
Elephant walking Jamil and shit like that.
That feels mildly racist.
That feels racist.
That feels mildly racist.
No race.
Learned Alpha and Wolf from these weirdos the other day.
That felt mildly racist right there.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
See, when you're walking like this, you put his dick over your shoulder.
And you carry it like you just got back from a hunt or something.
Like it's a pickaxe.
Bro, come on, man.
I don't see the issue.
You also worked in your parents' dance studio for a while.
Yeah, I didn't fuck any of them.
So that is the problem with working in a family business.
Who I'm supposed to fuck.
Like, for real.
Just me, my mom, dad, and Greg all sitting around like, well, yeah, they fucking what do we suck?
Hire somebody.
Can y'all hire out?
Can you hire someone else besides a Schultz in here?
You went from that to working for yourself, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not good.
You didn't have the op.
But if you did, you had to go to HR.
You had to disclose it with them.
But I can't go there unless she's willing to do it.
That's bragging.
You could just be bragging.
I don't get it.
I truly don't get it.
But I see his point because how are you going to bring her there if you can't even talk to her about it?
Be like, hey, we're going to be.
Now you got to talk to HR about something that you don't know about.
Exactly.
The second you talk to her, it's wrong.
The second you offer the massage psychiatrist something, it's wrong.
She got to be like, hey, meet me in the HR office.
And then when you get in there, be like, yo, so what you doing?
Oh, my God.
And now you just thrust this upon her.
Like, I feel like that's even worse than hugging her from behind.
Being hugged.
I mean, I'm being 100% serious here.
If you're using his leverage wrong, if you're saying if you don't do this, you're fired wrong.
Yes.
I don't think if you have a relationship with somebody and then you realize that they're talented, that you can't give them another job.
I don't think that's wrong at all.
Why is that wrong?
So I'm supposed to keep you down despite your talent just because you give me head a lot.
That seems like sexism the other way.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
Because then she's just sucking it for nothing.
She's sucking dick for nothing.
But her sucking dick and her being good at her job have nothing to do with each other.
Virtually nothing.
Yeah.
No one thought Joy Taylor fucked her way to the top before this bombshell report came out.
That's because we didn't watch FX1.
I have no idea if she's good at her job or not.
That is true.
Damn.
I have no clue.
Damn.
Have you done research?
No.
No, I wish there was more research out there, to be honest.
No, but you got to watch women talk about sports in order to know if she's good.
Yeah.
And I feel like that's too big a risk.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's a good point.
That felt like an unnecessary jab.
She's probably good at it.
I don't know why I even said it.
Yeah, take it back.
I take it back.
That was sexist.
Yeah.
Do a necessary jab.
Doing necessary jabs?
Son, in Trump's America, you pussy.
This is crazy.
I feel a little bit.
I feel a little bit.
Now, talking to you guys, I don't know what to think because you, I'm so peculiar.
It's like, I'm truly like baffled.
Like, I don't understand what you think is appropriate or inappropriate.
I don't get it.
I truly don't get it.
To defend Schultz, in 1990, 20% of people met their significant other through work.
Miles trying to fuck somebody.
David, watch out.
It's obviously Mark.
Watch out.
I'm married.
Come on.
I wouldn't do that.
No, I mean, maybe.
That's why you wouldn't.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm wrong.
No, you are definitely wrong.
Am I wrong?
Dude, I said the power thing is bad.
Can't do it.
Color just fucking is fine.
Rebranding Lizards and Publicist Blame00:03:45
I feel like that's the majority of how people feel.
On the same level, what girl wants a fucking guy on the same?
I think the issue with her is don't they're like attracted to the you know more levels?
I think she's basically dudes that she knows can give her the jobs that she wants exclusively.
That's disgusting, and she's married.
That's disgusting that she's married, she's married.
Yeah, that's so hairdresser, hair therapist would be with her like before they got full-time jobs there.
Yeah, and then Joy would just be there with like the executive vice president of FS1 while she's married.
And there clearly there's a vibe going on, and every time this guy's showing up, and then she gets the jobs that probably could have gone to more qualified people because she didn't have much experience, and they were looking for a woman with a lot of sports experience, experience in TV, at least, and she didn't really have much.
Yeah, but we don't know for a fact that the other people that they were looking at.
I just feel bad for these women that are talented and not able to fuck the people that share their passions.
You know, it's crazy.
If I had a pussy, I had to sleep my way to the top.
Yeah, big fucking surprise there.
Who didn't think you would?
So, why can we blame them for that?
And it's also, you're not even sleeping away to the top, you're sleeping with people you admire and share the same passions.
Say again, if you had a pussy, would you sleep your way to the top?
Nah, she's gay.
She's super gay.
And we only blame the men.
This is actually better.
We only blame the men.
He thinking now we're blaming the women.
I mean, who's on top?
That's another question.
Like, who's the top of the network?
Is it Tom Brady?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If it's Mark Zuckerberg now, you can probably try to fucking little fuckboy Mark Zuckerberg, bro.
I like this motherfucker.
Yeah, dawg.
I like it.
The rebrand is amazing.
We got to talk to whoever his publicist is.
We could talk to Zuckerberg's.
Was it publicist that would do that rebrand?
I guess.
Yeah.
It's almost like he had the black girl glow up, but hey, it's almost like let's be careful with those jokes right there, dude.
Be careful with those jokes.
We wouldn't want the internet to go crazy.
Rappers will lose their mind.
Look at this little stud.
He just put Dana White on his board of executives or something.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Bradley Cooper.
That's Bradley Cooper.
Handsome, dog.
That's amazing.
Dude, the 180 he's done from that fucking picture with the sunscreen to now.
Insane rebrand.
No, we got to figure out that sunscreen picture, I think, changed a lot for him.
I think he went home after that vacation.
He was like, I got to.
Who am I?
He looked himself in the mirror.
He's like, I don't even recognize him.
So he's got all the data, too.
Like, he's on meta.
Like, God damn, this was shared a trillion times.
A trillion?
Like, he's talking to his data analyst.
They're like, yo, it's going wild right now.
They are cooking your ass.
Look at that.
He looks cool as fuckboy shirts.
And he's got the crazy watch collection now.
Do you know what the shirt means?
It's like basically all in on Zuck or nothing.
What language?
Latin.
Latina.
Remember when I told you I spoke fluent Latin?
You believe me?
No, I never believed anything.
I never believed it.
I slightly believed.
I saw him out as part lizard when we first slightly believed that.
I know that he'll believe it.
He said, I get cold.
I get cold blood that goes through my hand.
My whole family's had it.
Maybe we're part lizard.
I said, maybe.
No, his mom told him lizards are real in people for sure.
They're not serpents.
It's serpents of loose.
Yeah, she would know about the serpents.
Sorry.
With all due respect.
With all due respect, I'm sorry, yo.
With all due respect right there, Cal Ready for the Dot.
I don't even know what I did right there.
We blacked out.
Yo, that was so you felt that you're just emphasizing.
Why did I do that?
He's a woman of God.
Why'd I do that, bro?
Come on, put your shoulders down.
That was a dino coming out of it.
Yo, can we flip Akasha's shirt to the couch, bro?
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Because this shit is blinding.
I think it's still in the hangar.
Oh, God.
Come on, bro.
Just built mad, bro.
It's not even him, bro.
What is it, bro?
He looked like Brooke Shields.
It's your little power suit.
Look at you.
Oh, man.
Come on, get these.
You don't even want to wear this out.
We made him change.
We need Zuckerberg to come here and teach you how to dress, bro.
Truly, God dish.
Truly.
All right.
All right.
In all seriousness.
Yes.
So he has some flat and gay shit on his shirt.
All right.
What else is it?
Oh, we done was up.
No, we're not done.
I'm just saying.
Like, what else is going on?
Y'all seen Squid Games?
No.
You keep saying it was good.
That shit was far.
Did you watch it?
No.
I'm shocked you didn't watch it.
Most people I know said it wasn't good.
I was just enjoying my vacation.
So here's the thing.
There's a trans storyline in this season.
Okay.
So immediately when there's trans in anything, I think we're like a little bit sensitive to the DEI forced shit.
Like when we were growing up, every cartoon was diverse.
Like when Mulan came out, I wasn't like, oh, here comes the Asian thing.
Captain Planet.
Captain Planet.
Like, I was like, oh, there's every race got to be.
But now, because of DEI rhetoric, when we see it, and because Hollywood trying to force shit down, like, oh, let's have black Superman or let's have woman super, whatever the fuck it is.
I think we're very sensitive to it.
So there's a certain like part of the internet that if there's a trans in anything, they're like, oh, fuck this.
This is bullshit.
So I think a lot of like the Twitter rhetoric about it was like, this is bad just because.
But they didn't watch it because if you watch it, they actually treat the trans story in the most real I've ever seen.
Like there's an old lady on the show who's just looking at the trans the whole time like, what the fuck is that?
So there's even a point where like the trans character is badass and like earns the respect.
And there's one of the younger girls on the show that like sees her after the trans colour tells her story.
And she goes, well, I think you're beautiful.
And it's, this is the moment where like Hollywood just be like, because it's one on the inside that counts.
The little, the little girl character goes, I think you're beautiful.
And the old lady character goes, I'm going to keep it a buck, but you, I can't see it yet.
But I think you're cool.
Yeah.
Like, it was like they actually had a real reaction to a trans person in the world.
Like, you prove that you're a good person and you're kind and like you're dealing with your shit.
That's cool.
But I'm not going to sit here and lie and be like, yo, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
You know, it was like, I thought it was the trans shit handled the best in any like major piece of content that I've seen.
And the story is just amazing.
And the guy, the guy who directs this shit, his ability to like build tension and keep you on the edge of your seat and continually leveling up and leveling up.
It's like every actor is incredible.
Is it just the same shit?
They go through all the same games.
They do.
It's very creative.
It's very creative how they get you back into the game.
It doesn't feel forced.
And it's amazing.
And I will say this: the dubbing now, remember when dubbing used to be like their mouths were still moving even though you couldn't hear some shit?
They got dubbing down.
I watch it in English.
Like I watched with English, not subtitles, dub.
And I don't notice a difference now.
Like it's, they figured out dubbing.
I don't know if they're using AI to move the mouth or something like that, but like you could tell it's a little off, but what I did is I started with the Korean.
And then once I kind of understood what the characters were, I go to English.
And it's just easier to watch, right?
Because sometimes you're looking at your phone or you're looking at someone else.
When your subtitles on, you got to fucking stare and read the whole time.
I'm telling you, I thought it was fucking phenomenal.
And I think that this guy, the guy who writes it and directs it, I think he's like a true genius, like genius.
And I know I'm building it up.
So everybody's going to watch it with the highest expectations.
It's not going to meet that.
But I mean, just the first, I think it's even like the first or the second episode, there's like a moment where you just, you're sitting at the edge of the seat.
You're like, what the fuck is this guy doing to me?
Like truly phenomenal.
Think that this was a good time for them to drop it, because I don't hear people talking about it.
Everybody's all.
I think there's just so much going on and also we're on vacation.
I think I think this is like a privilege thing to say.
But, like I think when you're on vacation, you think everyone is, but like the majority of people aren't right, they're like at home for the holidays, they're hanging out, they're still, they're going to work on the 26th.
That's true, you know what I mean.
Like they and everybody else is doing other, so they need distraction.
So apparently the one time during the year where where shows get more views than normal on Netflix is the holidays, like christmas is how come podcasts are usually down because that's work.
Oh, people listen to it.
That word yeah, you listen or watch at work on podcasts.
And then uh, when it comes to like tv shows or films, when you're not working, you have nothing to do and you're like I gotta just indulge in black, I mean with the fam and stuff.
Like my whole family watching Wicked five times, like over the break that I seen oh, like it was good.
It was, isn't it?
Yeah, but it didn't make me cry.
I don't know wave, but directorially, like the World That was built.
Oh yeah no, it's fascinating yeah, fantastic.
What were your thoughts on it?
I always saw first hour.
To be honest with you, that's the worst hour I know.
I just fall asleep.
It's, I didn't fall asleep, I was busy bro, the baby was crying, I had to go wake my wife up to get him.
It was a lot.
I just got a straight.
You need two types.
The first time I fell asleep too, so we're gonna get back in.
But just the the songs.
Yeah, it's awesome.
You could rent it and watch it at home now.
So yeah, that's what like on Amazon or something.
Yeah okay, could you check your mic?
Yes sir yeah yeah anyway I, I would check out.
I would check out.
Uh, Square Game.
It's like Koreans are good bro, Koreans are nice.
I think they're the most American Asians, like culturally, I feel, the most similar, similar to them, and I guess we don't get a lot of like Chinese culture because they're still, they're right next to communism, so it makes sense to be the most capitalistic that they're like, rejecting it yeah, I just even like what they're into, the way that they're.
Yeah, I just I don't know, I just i've always felt this like uh, closeness with Korean culture.
But we got to go to Koreo.
Oil in North Korea and India00:02:59
That would be awesome right, that would be awesome.
Go to Soul, get a little vibe.
I mean, you know, we got to go up to the Dmz and just put the toe over right, if you all, if you're up there, you got to just tap it.
Yeah, what are the rules on that?
I feel like Trump could get us into North Korea, just check it out.
Oh that's, that's a light.
You could get North Korea go through China.
Yeah, i'm like, sit that one out, but i'll be.
What do you mean?
You don't gotta rest it in Soul.
Kids, don't worry about a bouncer.
Like, just go, just sit down.
Women get in.
Like, what are you talking about?
No, it'd be kind of cool.
Would you go to North Korea if you had a chance?
No, I have no interest.
I got a kid.
Now I can't play with that.
Like you know, I don't even got a kid and I don't want to be doing.
No, like when I was, when I was younger and I didn't have that uh responsibility, I would absolutely do it and it, yeah.
But now i'm like I, something could happen, I could take a picture of some, or I could call home and they're like, oh, what are you actually doing?
Are you a terrorist?
And now and now I feel like an asshole because America's using resources to get me back, when they could be using resources to like fucking, you know, blow up Browns and get their oil, that's ours, get our oil yeah, get our oil, get our oil yeah, why do they have our oil?
I don't know why They put it there, I guess.
What the fuck do they have our oil for?
Why'd your God put it there?
It's probably your God.
Might have been.
Maybe that's what happens when you fuck mud and you come in it.
Years later, it turns into oil.
And y'all need to get on it, broke-ass Americans.
Does India have oil?
No.
No.
Why would it not?
I don't know.
It's close, right?
Yeah, it's a good ass.
It's close enough.
But like, oil stops in Iran.
I don't buy that at all.
I mean, what is oil?
Is dinosaur bones or something?
Yeah.
See, I just didn't have dinosaurs.
Just 13% of the country's supply needs came from Indian oil.
It's not that much, it seems.
What's that?
13% of what?
Of India's supply oil companies.
But it just feels peculiar that you guys wouldn't have it.
Maybe the mountain ranges fuck it up.
I was about to say that.
Them dinosaurs just didn't migrate there for whatever reason.
You're not going to climb Everest.
Yeah.
No.
Why is it?
Wait, why is that 20?
There's this huge mountain range that is in between.
Himalayas, yeah.
But what is it in between?
It's China.
China and India, right?
And then you have Nepal in the middle.
But China's above India, I thought.
Oh, yeah.
Mongolia is between it?
No, Mongolia.
Nepal is China.
Nepal is where the Himalayas are.
So it is Nepal.
But yeah, that doesn't make sense why westward.
Because if the mountains are here, why is it westward?
That should be if it here made sense to stop the oil.
That's what we're trying to say.
Odd, right?
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to find out.
It might just be in production.
It seems like there might be oil.
That's the other thing.
It's like, there's probably so many people in India, you can't displace that many of them to just dig and that there's some oil.
You think you would just without a question?
Yeah, I think we would.
I feel like England would have figured it out.
It's true that.
Yeah, I mean, Philly England would have locked that in.
Canada Politics and Post-COVID Shifts00:03:05
Do you have a theory on why Trudeau stepped down?
Yeah.
Can't wait to hear it.
As soon as you think of it.
I mean, he didn't have a choice, right?
He was about to get voted down.
Oh, is that what it was?
Isn't that how the system works?
Like, the party is the one that chooses the president if the party loses or the prime minister if the party loses.
How long was he in power?
It feels like he was in power for a long time.
It's like eight years.
They don't have term limits.
I don't think they have term limits over there.
Nine years?
That's too long, dog.
You wore out your welcome.
I saw everybody flip on him in the last two years, but I think it's just too long.
Also, he sucked.
He was a cock in like the Canadian economy was shit, like the Canadian dollars and the fucking tubes.
So you can't exactly maintain your power while people's money is evaporating in front of them.
Where they stop caring about these issues that he pretends to care about once the Canadian dollars lose 20, 30%.
Yeah.
Do you think he stays in Canada?
Cuba.
You think he goes back to Pond?
He's going home.
He's going to daddy.
He's going home.
Where do you think he goes?
I don't know.
I mean, because I forget what it was.
I was reading about other prime ministers.
Like when they get ousted or like when there's like pressure against them to step down, they don't stay.
It's like they'll go to like a different, they go to like London and like they live in London or something.
But I was thinking, if I'm him, if I'm a foreign prime minister, I'll just go to fucking St. Bart's or something.
Yeah, go to France.
He's going to do that.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, also, like.
Speak your little shitty French, your little Canadian French.
Yeah.
Shout out Canada, but it's cold eight months out of the year.
Yeah.
So it's like, if you have tons of money and you have the ability to live anywhere you want, like pop in for the beautiful four months of summer and then the other eight months, you're fucking chilling.
But I think Canadians are happy about this.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know any Canadians that like Trudeau.
It's the most peculiar thing.
Because obviously in like the Texas of Canada, like when we're in Alberta, they're like, fuck that guy.
But then when we're in Toronto, they're like, fuck that guy.
So I'm like, who says they like the guy?
I think it flipped post-COVID.
I think the COVID restrictions were so severe that I think that was the beginning of them being like, fuck this guy.
He was like a darling early on.
I think in the beginning, people like him.
Yeah, he seemed to be young.
I just hear everybody complaining about the cost of living.
So I think that's what they're all mad about.
Yeah.
They're like, yeah.
I think that this is like happening around the world, right?
It's like there's a rejection of progressivism.
I think the pendulum swung too far, and people are like, all right, what are we doing over here?
Like, son, that's what Zuckerberg basically said in his little five-minute address that came out, I guess, yesterday when this podcast drops.
But basically, he's like, we're moving Facebook from Cali to Texas.
It's gone too far.
Progressives are taking over.
He literally is like, no one cares about that shit anymore.
We're going to change the way Facebook is.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yeah, that's dramatic.
And why Texas?
Did they give him a deal?
You think?
Of course, Texas.
I'm sure.
No state tax probably is big, but Texas will give you the deal.
But yeah, I don't think it's just that it's too far left-wing because he's like, I want to take politics out of it.
Texas, pretty fucking right.
Austin, maybe not.
Austin is not.
But Texas, yeah.
Texas Deals and Nocturnal Thoughts00:10:10
I mean, Wheels isn't even allowing any abortions.
It's crazy.
Like, no abortion.
None whatsoever.
Wheels is very strict about this abortion.
I think 17 states have parallels.
But like it's completely gone.
It's the most severe in Texas.
Even the one exception for mother's life being in danger is apparently so kind of vaguely worded that they could theoretically be like, no, that's not a good enough exception.
Oh, shit.
No, that's crazy.
This could be an autosh fact.
That could be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain that's what it is.
No, I think you're right.
I think 17 or 19 states right now have like almost full abortion bans.
But within a certain amount of time or none at all, I think it's none at all.
Texas is the most severe, as far as I remember when I was researching this for the pod.
No, Texas get that shit back.
That's crazy.
I mean, Miles told me that they banned porn in Florida.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Lil Duval posted a porn spans.
Which also didn't ban it.
You have to upload your ID.
Yeah.
I didn't go home to Florida for porn hubs specifically.
Mark would know.
Mark would know.
I didn't go home to Florida.
You went home to Florida.
Don't telepathically say, oh, it was banned.
No, you told me.
No, no, no, no.
Mark went home.
Hey, fire the luck in Florida.
You were in the high school bed.
I felt like you were in the whole year.
You did just try to put that on.
That was hard for me.
He's a bad friend.
He was trying to jerk off his family home.
Brick him.
He's like, he's stopping.
Yeah, but he's a kid right there.
Why do you have time?
And fucking thousands of kids running around.
How do you have any time to jerk off?
You don't go to your high school gyms, put up shots.
You just take a look at the jersey on, bro.
Just remember?
Just remember the hardwood.
You know what I mean?
You can't even fake dribble.
Like, you play basketball.
You know what's crazy?
I always think that was when they fake dribble, they go like that.
And that shit is fire.
Who does, man?
They do a fist.
Who does?
Like, basketball players are like, yeah, you know, I was like, I was doing this.
Don't care to double hit.
That's a fact.
You know, cross over.
That's a cross.
No, they close their head.
No, they don't.
I'm pulling video for you.
If they do that, I will.
All right.
Say, you were trying to masturbate at home.
No porn hubs.
No, no, I had a nocturnal image.
I didn't need that.
Okay.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So, how did you know that the porn wasn't working?
So I was doing, I was reading the New York Times.
Son, you don't read that cuck-ass book.
I was reading the New York Times.
Stop it.
I was.
I was perusing the daily perennial.
Is that what it's called?
And they said there's no more porn hubs.
You fired up a VPN and you got it going.
I just looked into it.
Okay, we got a sponsor.
I want to support the sponsor.
I don't want to see if it was really banned.
Apparently, some hotels are running their Wi-Fi through states that don't allow porn hubs so that people are masturbating less in their hotel rooms.
Why are they trying to stop the hotel rooms are for masturbating?
Not cleaning.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah, because people are like, Al just shoot on the club.
So remember when I told y'all I had that nocturnal image?
Yeah.
So when we were in St. Bart's, we had, there's like a lady that comes by the house to do the laundry and she just mixed all the underwear.
Uh-oh.
And Dove just gave me all his underwear because he's like, you came in your underwear.
Even if it's washed, I'm not fucking wearing it.
So Dove left St. Bart's with no underwear.
Because he didn't want to mix it up.
What the potential mix up of.
Nah, that's valid.
That's valid, dog.
That's not his value.
That's valid.
I can see both sides on this.
That's valid.
But he's like icky about that kind of stuff.
Seaman is icky, dog.
Semen is an icky, icky.
He wasn't going to wear his underwear.
It was just that it was washed.
But it was the same.
They have the same one.
We all have the same underwearwork.
We all have the same cold wearing girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm still, nah, if it's washed, it's fine.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But now I got another 10 pairs of underwear.
Hell yeah.
Because I believe that.
I believe what you're saying.
And how about why?
It's in the same water that you're watching.
Yeah, he played himself on that one.
But no, I would do the same thing.
That's tough.
Also, going commando is kind of nice.
Nah.
Why are you sleeping with underwear?
What do you mean?
That shit is not uncomfortable.
That's actually a great point.
Because you get hard-ons while you're sleeping.
Yeah.
So you don't, it's not uncomfortable.
Don't say uncomfortable.
That's so annoying that you're saying he's saying, oh man, when you get a massive erection, doesn't it like pull on like the threads and the silk and your underwear and rip it off?
Yeah, it happens with everybody.
It's like Hulk Holton coming out of his shirt.
That's not everybody.
You're digging three of them once on my brother.
No, it's crazy.
Actually, I have my dick hanging out the hole in the underwear when I sleep.
Okay, wait, y'all sleep with your dick in the hole?
No, I sleep one eye open just like you, bro.
I keep my dick out.
One eye open.
I just have my dick hanging out when it gets hard.
It gets harder.
It goes down.
Why just don't wear it?
What if somebody tried to finger my ass in the mouth?
That's a good point.
I gotta have that blocked up.
So you just come in the sheets with nocturnal mission?
Okay.
That's what he did.
If that's the case, then Dove should have kept his underwear.
That's what I'm saying.
But he didn't believe that I just come in the sheets on my little fuck hole in the mattress.
Y'all got a little fuck hole on the mattress?
Oh, dude.
Bro, that must be tough for you, man.
But you sleep in commando, right?
Yeah.
There you go.
Real shit.
Nah, I go on the box debriefs.
Wait, you sleep naked every night.
You don't sleep naked, Mark.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
You know what?
We're on the ground naked.
Not on the ground.
Yeah, dude.
You don't sleep naked.
So I'm telling you, bro, I just fucking military style stuff.
Don't you have your kid in the bed?
On the other side?
On the other side.
That's wild, dog.
What?
That's so Catholic of you.
That's most Catholic kid.
That's crazy, John.
That's crazy.
Yeah, you baptize your son, all right?
It's two months, bro.
He doesn't know, bro.
Is that too old?
Nah, man.
I don't do that shit.
My wife died.
I woke up at the ball.
My wife was like, hey, can you watch a baby for a second?
I'm like, I need like three minutes.
Ain't no watching a baby right now.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's nuts.
Literally.
You go boxer.
That's great.
You get dressed for bed.
You go, it's time for bed.
I put on my whole boxer.
If you've been shitting in all day?
Yeah.
Covering shit.
Or you take a shower at night.
I mean, sometimes I've done that before.
You know what I'm saying?
You got new boxers.
Bang.
You take those the next day.
So you get dressed for bed.
Yeah.
Sure, I guess.
It's crazy, right?
What a waste.
Why is that a waste?
I'm used to the same way the whole next day.
Yeah.
Oh, you wake up and then you're just ready to go.
Yeah.
Nah, you guys are too anxious, bro.
You guys are ready to wake up.
You're trying to fuck your kids.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
You can't say that.
That's crazy.
You can't say that.
He's crazy.
Gregory on this title.
I would not think that if you're sleeping naked with your kid.
No, you're not trying to have sex with him, but like it could bang into him.
That's what you want to avoid, right?
You can't play in bumper cards with your fucking ball sex.
With all disrespecting me, I'm not banging nothing.
Can I be completely honest with everyone?
I'm banging very little.
Okay.
This is welcome, bro.
Welcome.
They don't get better.
This is the amount you're going to bang for the rest of your life.
You know what I mean?
You got the schedule in this shit?
Yeah, we got to get a nanny.
We got to call the nanny over just to be like, hey, can you watch them?
My wife puts me in the middle of the day charged for a minute.
That's why I asked the nanny.
Yeah, I go, can I pay for four and a half minutes?
My wife put the baby to sleep once, and she's like, Don't get dressed.
And I'm like, what?
And she's like, come on, let's do it.
I'm like, the baby's asleep right there.
And I'm like, we're going to wake the baby up.
And my wife is like, who?
You've been faking it the whole time?
You can do this silent?
Oh, damn, that's fucked up.
God damn.
Matter of love.
She always does some of the craziest shit.
And it's so genuine, too.
God, dude.
Wow, bro.
This woman is wild.
I like that you've been so out of the game.
And she goes, don't keep your clothes on.
And you go, why?
I thought we were going to dinner.
I'm like, yeah, I'm ready.
I'm doing my hair and shit.
And she's like, oh, let's get into bed.
I'm like, for what?
The baby's asleep.
She's like, I just put her down.
She's not going to wake up.
I'm like, but what if we start getting popping?
She's like, well, just, you know, if you keep it down, I think we should stop.
She's covering your mouth.
He's on the bottom.
I'm on the bottom, bro.
I had to put a pillow over my face.
I had to bite the pillow.
During straight sex.
During straight sex.
Come on, man.
It's terrorist attacks, bro.
We got to get serious, man.
Terrorism out here.
Some stuff happening.
Some terrorism out here, man.
We got to take shit serious.
You know, what are we going to do, man?
Listen, what we got to do is we got to discuss this terrorism.
And I got some interesting thoughts about this.
Which false flag are you talking about?
We will share these interesting thoughts on patreon.com/slash flagrant.
If you want to know what really happens, monetizing terrorism, if you want to know what really happens, if you want to know the truth, if you want to know what's really going on in this country, patreon.com/slash flagrant.
That's where you'll find out.
They don't want you to know about the terrorism.
They don't want you to know.
I rented out my cyber truck.
I'm still waiting for it back.
Isn't that crazy?
Damn.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
He was going to visit Vegas, and I'm like, haven't heard from him.
So it could have been yours.
So you haven't even seen your cyber truck since.
Nope.
Man, he's still probably driving that shit to Vegas, had to fill up mad times.
How much battery you got in your life?
He's probably in Missouri right now, just waiting with a fucking laptop out.
I'm going to do this terror.
Just wait.
You guys, give me a fortnight.
I'll be there.
Nah, the battery on a cyber truck is amazing.
I go to Philly and back, and I still got some battery in it.
You got four hours of battery in that bitch?
God, isn't it two hours of Philly or an hour?
It's about an hour and 45.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
I mean, that was the issue with the electric cars.