Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Luigi Mangione's alleged murder of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson, debating vigilante justice against corporate greed while analyzing UFC judging controversies and defending comedian DL Hughley against death threats. They speculate on Jay-Z's Super Bowl performance regarding civil allegations, re-examine the Daniel Penny subway incident through a racial lens, and explore geopolitical shifts in post-Assad Syria alongside absurd annexation theories for North America. Ultimately, the episode blends dark humor with sharp social commentary on justice, celebrity culture, and global instability. [Automatically generated summary]
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McDonald's Currency Manifesto00:13:20
What's up everybody?
Welcome Flagrant.
We got to start off this episode today.
Big shout out to Luigi Manjo on the PEDs.
Look at that bot.
Oh, he was a hater.
You never had abs like that.
You just never had abs like that.
That's like the nice.
I don't see it.
I thought it was because I'm pale, so the sun doesn't hit it differently.
And you guys, it hits a difference.
This guy's about to be the most beloved cold-blooded murderer.
This is right prison band.
This is right prison band.
I mean, he's a handsome guy.
I was laughing, trying to hate.
You were hating.
I was laughing because Biles was so quick to put it out.
All right, hold on.
Before we talk about how great this guy is, can we just talk about how horrible the CEO was?
Because that will give us a little bit more coverage.
Oh, yeah, So do you guys know anything about the CEO?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Really nice guy.
Okay, tell me about it.
No, the salt of the earth.
Salt of the earth, you know, family man, golden retriever.
No, it's interesting.
Some people pointed out, like, I think even Bill Burston on his podcast, he's like, these guys are gangsters.
Yeah.
Like, they sit like, yeah, they got families.
Like, they're putting in basically policies within the organization to withhold coverage from people.
Of course.
Like, all these healthcare companies, in order for them to make money, they have to deny coverage.
That's like the way it works.
And they're publicly traded companies.
And the consumer mission is like, okay, we're going to help the people.
We're going to actually help people.
So a CEO's job is to remove as much coverage as possible so that you can make the most money for the company.
Because you guys do share responsibility to the shareholders of your public trading company.
So to deny people who need healthcare, healthcare is how you make the company profitable.
Trust that you say.
While at the same time, getting them to continue to pay.
Yes.
So convince you to pay them money and then not help them when they need it.
Exactly.
Kill that motherfucker.
I'm just saying, on, kill that motherfucker.
Jesus, no.
Kill that.
Actually, don't kill him.
You know what you should do?
You should make sweet love to him.
That's the kick.
Well, we shouldn't make sweet love to him.
I don't let this guy fuck me.
No, no, not this guy.
I don't let him fuck me.
He just made this shit out.
But what if we make sweet love to the CEO of United Healthcare?
And all the healthcare CEOs.
What if they get made sweet love to him?
You know what?
Then when he goes to the psychiatrist for a sexual trauma, deny the claim.
Denied!
That's not denied.
Deal with that shit.
You enjoyed it.
I want your cheeks up on the wall.
I want to cast your cheeks.
I want to get a mold in your cheeks.
I want to put them on a fire.
I don't think you're allowed to make jokes about.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're taking it too far.
So who's?
I'm just going to make a mold of his cheeks and put it up on the wall like a deer head.
You're going to mount it?
I'm going to mount the cheeks on the wall.
A couple different ways.
All the cheeks I get.
I got to have a room in my house where I put all the cheeks that I make sweet love.
He's a little stocky, so those are some heavy cheeks right here.
Oh, we're going to go to a professional.
We're going to go to a real, we're going to go to a real mouter.
You know, we're going to go to someone who deals with big animals like an elk or something like that.
Yo, you're telling me you can't make sweet love to a United Healthcare CEO who's trying to deny coverage to people who need it?
I mean, oh, of course you could.
Enough people hate him, so I think you can't.
Enough people hate him, it's totally fine.
Like, what if we found out instead of killing him, someone just butt-fucked him on the street at Times Square and bring it back to the 80s?
An Elmo?
Peacho?
Dude, if an Elmo fucked this healthcare CEO, brought up that Mexican dick and just butt fucked the United Health CEO.
That would be fire.
It would.
Two girls for everybody.
But yeah, there's a whole bunch of shit like this.
Like, I'm pretty sure even during COVID, all these hospitals went bankrupt and they had to roll them all up into one thing.
So now they're all owned by private equity.
All these doctors are giving surgeries they don't really need to do, and they're getting kickbacks from the fucking, you know, medical sales companies.
It's a very unethical job to have.
There's another one that actually just got repealed.
So technically, this guy did one good thing so far.
You know, despite killing people, which is bad.
He did one thing.
Killing person.
Killing person.
Just killing people.
Person.
He killed way less people in that healthcare CEO.
Someone did a death count.
They said he killed.
They accumulated over his time as CEO in this specific position.
It was like 40,000 people or something like that.
Have died because he denied them coverage.
This is what they're estimating, yes.
And it's a little indirect.
That's a genocide.
That is a genocide.
That's a dumpster.
He killed more people than Osama.
That's 3,000 people.
I'm looking at dumb right now.
Hold on.
That's 13 Osamas.
That is a genocide, man.
Shout out to Alex's jacket.
That's a genocide.
Oh, this shit is flying out of here.
Oh, I thought you got the Palestine.
What?
Oh, no.
It says, oh, it's...
What does it say?
Pleasure.
It's black and white.
No, no, it's not.
It's got a text on it.
I didn't know that.
Thank you.
The cultured individuals get it.
Do you know what's happening in Israel and Palestine right now?
I have no clue.
I got no clue, Beyonce.
I just know I'm not on Dove Side.
You're not on Dove Side?
Fair enough.
And I thought the Indians were doing billions of people, but we'll get it.
Anywho, can we get back to Mangone?
Okay.
This is my man Magioni.
So he is the most beloved murderer in the world right now.
In history, maybe.
In history.
He killed a guy that is responsible for potentially 40,000 deaths allegedly.
Let's just put out the allegedly out there.
So, and a guy who willingly took that job.
He's even smiling in that photo.
No, that, yeah, that's Luigi, though.
No, no.
That photo right there.
Where?
Yeah, this old Bry guy in the bottom left.
Yeah.
But yeah, just wild.
And then his Twitter's still up.
And it's, is he getting after it?
Hundreds of thousands of followers.
He needs that burner phone.
How do we get him a phone in jail?
Yeah, I mean, he's going to be able to get one.
I mean, you want to know how they get it to him?
Is that what your question is?
I can explain the logistical.
Please do.
The logistical.
Tell us.
Tell us.
Tell us how they do that.
Okay.
I mean, you basically.
Sweet love to the phone.
Have you heard of phone sex?
Yeah, yeah.
It's basically like phone sex.
That's fire, man.
Luigi's been tweeting stuff.
He's been active.
He's a big fan of Dr. Huberman.
He tweeted something like this.
I was going through his tweets and I was like, damn, he really wanted us.
Everybody he watches listens to.
Like, there's no way he hasn't watched an episode of Flagrant and heard us be like, yo, we got to get after these rich motherfuckers.
He might be a Patroni Mangioni.
He's a Patroni Mangioni.
Shout out you.
Now, do we actually think it was this guy for sure?
It's a lot of weird shit going on, it seems.
I'm not normally.
What's funny is.
Oh, do we have a conspiracy?
What's funny is the first time that black people are like, they got the guy.
What are you talking about?
Conspiracy.
That's funny.
They found him in the McDonald's.
He had the gun, the silencer.
He had a fucking manifesto.
Obviously, you're going to carry the gun clowns and manifesto on at the same time.
Yeah, across state lines days later.
Nah, bro, that's not.
That's not him.
That's because we think y'all all look alike.
All these pictures look the same.
That look like the dude.
I mean, yeah, this is hilarious.
That's got a nod on him.
That nose is nosing.
People are looking at the eyebrows and they're like, dude, he's got a unibrow.
Did he groom his eyebrows before he killed the CEO?
Wouldn't that be funny?
That's fire.
All Arthur Fleck shit.
Yeah.
Casually?
That is really the question.
It's like, how Italian is he that his Unibrow grows back in three days?
No, he got that.
That growth is there.
He's got great eyebrows, like stunning eyebrows.
Yeah, these are thick, dude.
You think he's on the propitia?
That's great.
Head of hair.
He's 26.
It's all sane.
They scream out of hay, bro.
That guy's fucking awesome.
He's awesome.
Brought justice to that guy who killed 40,000 people.
I can't wait to give to his GoFundMe.
Yeah, I was just waiting for someone to start one.
Yeah.
So people are pointing out some things.
They're like, okay, so he goes to PA.
He gets recognized by McDonald's employees.
Oh, sorry to interrupt you real quick.
Didn't that guy who killed 40,000 people allegedly, didn't he also rug pull his own company?
Didn't he sell a bunch of his own stuff?
He's being investigated for this basically like a stock dump.
Whoa, so he could have dumped from his own company.
I think that's what the investigation is.
And that's almost like insider training because you have knowledge of something that's going to happen within the company.
Oh, shit.
He's Mr. Beast.
Did he do a crypto scam?
What in the Mr. B's Hawk Tool and Paul is going on over here?
We got to start crypto scamming.
We really need to.
Coffeezilla, don't he is joking about that.
Coffee is on to you.
No one else is going to prison.
Coffee should start watching Camp and Mark Gagnon out there.
Selling all them shit coins, and it's going to be a problem, but he got nothing to do with them.
What is the consequence?
Dylan is scarier than this cue, that's true.
You make $50 million in coffee makes one video.
I mean, come on.
That's not.
I am.
That's a valid point.
$50 million?
That's not a bad thing.
That's a valid point.
Sorry, Coffee.
Get those suspenders ready.
We're selling out.
$50.
We'll cut him in.
It'll be fine.
All right.
This guy's the ultimate chat, is what people are pointing out.
But he gets caught by a minimum wage employee at McDonald's.
Wow.
Is what the allegation is.
Yeah.
Which seems like, all right.
And then he's caught in the McDonald's, like sitting there on his laptop with the gun and a manifesto, a 300-page manifesto, and 10 grand in cash and foreign currency.
And then he actually gets deposed.
He goes into court in front of the judge yesterday.
And then what does he say?
And he goes, a couple things.
The money that was planted on me.
Yeah.
And oh, now it's funny.
Al Hunt.
Cops have been doing this to black people for years.
But now it's funny when it happens to me.
A fake ID, a gun, and money.
Like, usually they just plant one like gram of money.
It's a white person.
You need a lot of evidence.
Come on.
You barely need any evidence.
Sublime business to be like, I think I saw him.
Let me ask you this: you shoot a guy, you got foreign currency, and you're ready to flee the country.
You got the money.
And you're like, before that, let me go to Altoona, Pennsylvania, and pull up at a McDonald's.
Who the fuck is doing that?
The McRibb.
When that McRib is a good idea, they got Canada.
The work is a better McDonald's out in the rest of the world.
So why would he go to Canada?
Like, if you got to leave America, you got to go.
That's first.
You go to Canada, you fly out from Canada, whatever.
Yeah, but work is at McDonald's.
Don't snitch.
Come on, Trump.
Don't snitch.
He's a fried person.
He's a fry flipper over there.
Yo, Trump, you know what Trump got to do if he really wants to win over America?
He got to pardon guys, man.
Oh, that's fine.
No, Biden needs to do that.
If, wait, what?
Just come on, go out on a high for real.
If he pardons him, everybody's saying anything, but everyone will forget about his son.
That makes totally sad.
That's a killer story.
No, that's fire.
That's a PR for him.
Hold up.
We completely forget about Hunter.
Now I'm on.
I'm on.
I'm on.
Completely forget about Hunter.
You pardon this guy.
What's the justification for pardoning him?
He's a hero.
American fucking hero.
We need change.
He's a piece.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It would have to be a federal court.
He has to make its way there.
So it's got to be on Trump.
It's not going to happen in time.
He crossed state lines with a weapon.
That's true.
That's very true.
The murder charge will be federal, I guess.
But can you do it that soon?
Doesn't have to like go to trial or whatever the fuck.
No, the feds can decide to take over a case whenever they want to.
Oh, yeah.
Do that, Biden.
Yeah.
Did you hear the approval rating?
Will shoot right back up.
The McDonald's employee won't get the money that's offered for getting him arrested because he called 911 and not Crime Stopper.
That's what you get.
That's what you get from being a hoe.
Yo, that's fucked up.
No, that's crazy.
Al Defendant snitches.
What's going on right now?
I'm a civilian.
People are pointing out there's just like a lot of things with it where it's like, okay, this kid.
Porter people, Porter.
He goes to UPenn, right?
Like an Ivy League school.
He's a smart kid.
He goes to Gilman in Maryland, which is like the most prestigious school in the area.
It's like $40,000 a year, valedatorian.
Wow.
Bright guy.
He's the joker.
He's like writing messages on bullets.
He's leaving monopoly money as a message to the feds and central park.
Like this, this whole grand collaborate scheme.
Yeah.
But then goes and has a gun on him and the manifesto and fake IDs and is sitting in a McDonald's waiting.
Not to go.
Dine in.
That's fire.
That level of comfort is amazing.
He's not that dumb.
A guy like that doesn't make sense.
He'd be that dumb.
Didn't he go to college in Pennsylvania?
So he's going to go.
Yeah, no, no.
Altoona.
He went to college in Philly, UPenn.
Then he went to Penn State, Altoona.
That's not even, that's like an offshoot satellite school or whatever.
It's not even the real Penn State.
So there's, I've been to Altoona.
Ain't no fucking reason to go to Altoona.
No, I'm just saying.
Unless you're doing a wild-out comedy show, man.
Or you're running from a murder.
Yeah.
But even then, just you got the foreign currency.
Just go across country lines, whatever.
Whatever fucking currency you got, go there.
He's not a dumb person.
Yes.
I think, well, one, he probably wasn't online that much because he probably threw away his phone.
And so he probably didn't know.
So he thought nobody was looking for him.
He didn't throw away his phone.
Oh, he didn't throw a phone.
So this is another thing that came up in the court: is that they said that he had Faraday bags, which is basically like a bag of like almost you think of like a yonder bag, but it's basically disrupts the cell signal from getting in or out so you can't be traced.
And they said this is an indication of criminal sophistication.
Yeah.
And he says, I picked this bag because it's waterproof.
It has nothing to do with criminal sophistication.
They planted that much shit on this guy.
Yeah.
But this is the thing where I'm like, okay, he is super smart, but maybe he's like going through a mental episode or is like a narcissist or something because he's speaking in court without an attorney.
Which, if you're like, you know, above average intelligent persons, you know, once you get into court, don't say shit.
Just be like, hey, I need legal representation.
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I'm going to keep my mouth shut.
So that would indicate to me, like, oh, he feels pretty confident about his position with the judge.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Which he knows he's innocent, yo.
He knows the truth is on his side.
Wait a minute, that changes things for me.
No.
If he's choosing to defend himself, but he's not in front of the judge.
God bless you.
And then I was a white spirit.
It's all over my shoulder.
I can smell it.
I have smelly sneezes.
Bro, what the hell?
Oh, my farts.
That's false.
That's actually false.
Completely false.
It's only if I allow it.
Yeah, your season smell like shit.
Because I can't control the smell of my seas, but my farts, I can't keep that in.
I still can't keep that in.
And that just decomposes my body.
Bro, have you ever sneezed and woke up your baby and your wife freaks out?
You know, but I farted and woken up my wife, and she's really happy about it.
Yeah, she really enjoys that.
That's my favorite way to wake up.
And then when she wakes up, I go, like that.
I say she farted.
My wife farted the other day.
She was while we're in bed.
She woke herself up, farted.
She was so embarrassed that she put the covers over her head.
And I was like, God, down there.
This is ground zero, dude.
Be careful.
She's like, touch out this.
Last show to tour, okay?
Honolulu, Hawaii.
All right.
We'll see you guys all there.
The Blidesdale Arena.
We'll see the protesters there as well.
Appreciate y'all.
We love y'all, man.
Shout out to the Kendrick fans that will be outside.
We'll be inside, you know, having crazy racist and sexist jokes and having a time our fucking lives.
But y'all enjoy the outside.
I hope it pours rain and you just stay out there soaked.
We love y'all, man.
Appreciate y'all.
The life tour is finally coming to an end.
We got the special film.
Once again, thank you guys so much for pulling up to that.
That was awesome.
And I'll give you news about when that comes out on Netflix.
But I appreciate y'all.
We see you in a few weeks.
God bless.
All right, guys, let's talk show dates.
I told you I'd have announcements this week, and I do.
February dates are coming, but January, we're ready to rock with those.
January 9th and 10th and 11th, I'm going to be at Side Splitters Comedy Club in Tampa.
So all you Floridians, white trash people, people that are happy that we had Trump on the pod, come through.
Also, January 23rd through 25th, I'm in Sacramento at Punchline.
Guys, I sold that show out two years ago when I wasn't even really moving tickets.
So you better buy tickets that shit because it's going to go quickly.
Also, January 30th and February 1st, I'm going to be in Des Moines.
I'm very excited to go to Des Moines because you know, sometimes you're just trying to like make fun of being in the middle of nowhere and you just pull a city out of your ass.
My go-to is Des Moines.
Now I finally get to see apparently it's West Des Moines.
Hey, I don't know why the fuck you would have directions for Des Moines, but I'm going to be there at the funny bone in West Des Moines.
Get your tickets there on akashing.com.
Also, if you go to the website, my eyes look really pretty on the top banner.
I don't know who did the Photoshop, or maybe that's my natural eye color.
I fuck those eyes.
See y'all there.
Back to Luigi.
Yeah, okay.
Fucking Luigi, man.
Put a different picture up, man.
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This is crazy.
I can't.
And all the pictures are so.
Mugshot is a joke, too.
Yeah.
It is crazy.
But so he's talking to the judge in court.
I don't think he's like legally defending himself.
Like, I don't think he's like, I'm denying representation.
Yeah.
But I think he is going back and forth with the judge.
Wait, so you guys don't think he went crazy?
No, no, he probably went crazy.
It's just more fun to say that he's this like vigilante hero.
But two things can be true, right?
You can be a crazy vigilante hero.
Yes.
But it is rare that people like bad, people we perceive to be bad get killed.
Yeah, bad things usually don't happen to bad people.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
This is one of those rare cases.
It's just nice to see.
It's nice to see gun violence bringing people together.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just nice to see an act of senseless crime bringing the whole country.
Like, yes, it did for us.
They ain't no sense.
We can fight behind this.
They ain't senseless.
Anybody who ever had to pay for their own health insurance, this made the most sense.
I think Americans are ready for central health care or whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it called?
Central Universal Health.
If you want that to happen, I think we're ready.
Yeah, mark out a couple more of these guys.
That's all very easy.
Do you remember when we were talking about this?
We were like, okay, there's going to come a time where there's a wealth disparity and it'll either be like a violent revolution or a political revolution.
Yeah.
We're getting close.
Yeah.
We're getting close.
But you can, like, rich people basically, the super, super, super, super rich have to make sure that the super poor have just enough to get by.
The second they don't have enough to get by, then they're going to, okay, we're going to storm that person's fucking estate and we're going to kill his whole family, et cetera.
And that's what happens here.
So a way to keep them poor, but keep them happy, would be to just give them universal health care.
And that will get you a few more years.
It's going to take some money off of your bottom dollar, but you'll find a way to just put on the middle class or put on like the kind of rich like they always do.
But that is a way to keep them out of your pockets or keep them from storming your estate for a few more decades.
Decades, yeah.
You get a couple more decades and eventually they'll be like, hold on, I can't eat, but I can go get my neck fixed.
This is fucked up.
And they're going to shoot another one of you.
But this is a good sign that it's time to start taking care of the people because he wasn't poor.
No, he was one of the wealthier families.
His cousin is a delegate in Maryland.
He's some type of like political office.
Really?
Yeah, Nino Mangiani.
Weird thing, the whole family owns a bunch of nursing homes and they have really bad ratings.
So I'm like, if you should be upset at somebody, probably should be upset at your own family.
He didn't talk to his family for like three, six months, whatever.
No one knew what happened to him.
That's what it's like.
But it is interesting, like, why is he, the anger being directed at the health insurance company when your family is really not doing a good job taking care of old people?
Ooh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
I didn't know that they had nursing homes.
Oh, yeah.
They own like a bunch, like probably like 10 to 12.
Oh, wow.
Take it to the top, baby.
Interesting.
There's a little, apparently he had this back injury.
I don't know if that's real.
Yeah.
But this like lingering back injury surgery.
Again, this is kind of one of the stories people are saying.
I don't know if it's the case, but it's like he was in Hawaii.
He was surfing, injured his back, gets back surgery.
Apparently, there's like a whole back surgery racket that happens.
I was looking at this also where like they're overdiagnosed and oftentimes like the saying that people go through, go with is like the first surgery is optional, the second surgery isn't.
Yeah.
And so like these doctors will just like do back surgeries and then they have chronic back pain forever because the doctor's getting kickbacks for the back surgeries and yada yada yada.
Fuck.
Is what people are saying.
And so it's possible that he was wrapped up in that.
Still's manipulated, taken advantage of, and now for the rest of his life, he's in pain.
So they're looking at his like book recommendations, like the books he read, and there's a ton of like back pain books.
And so he's like reading about this shit.
He's feeling angry.
He maybe did, like, some people say he did like ayahuasca to get through it.
And, like, was that was partially part of it?
So, like, he was angry, traumatized, hyper-intelligent, and then goes potentially crazy, doesn't talk to his family for three, six months, and then forms his plan.
He always comes back a fucking superhero.
What a story.
What a fucking story.
Dude, Miles and I were talking about this.
It feels like Batman.
Like, imagine he doesn't get caught and he kills people.
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He's not much cooler.
But he goes after other billionaires.
Yeah.
Imagine he just keeps finding billions.
Dexter.
Yeah.
And then he tries to kill Bruce Wayne.
And then that's where the episode of Batman starts.
They're all season something.
I mean, there is something interesting because Dexter, the idea was this.
He's a serial killer that kills other serial killers, right?
Oh, I thought he was a serial code that just kills bad people.
Maybe it goes there, but I think the idea was serial.
Serial killers kill bad people, serial killers.
I think it's like sort of both.
Right.
But essentially to kill someone that stole copper pipes.
He's not killing, he's not killing good people.
He's killing murderers or radius or it probably gets to that point.
Yeah.
Exactly.
But the idea is this.
But the idea is, so he has to feed that need.
So he's going to find a way to do it that like helps society.
Yeah.
Which now we can like him.
Yeah.
Robin Hood is a kleptomaniac and wants to help out poor people while he's at it.
This way I don't feel guilty.
That's great.
That's a whole Robin.
He's a fucking klepto.
Anyway, so I wonder if other CEOs for these companies right now are looking at how the public is reacting.
Not is there a crazy person that's going to try to murder you?
There can always be a crazy person that's going to try to murder any of us, right?
But the public reaction and they're going, whoa, I'm hated.
My job is hated.
When I tell people what I do for a living, they hate me.
They despise me.
And they think that how I contribute to the world is repugnant.
And I wonder if that weighs on them and they start going, I don't want to be thought of by that this way, by my community.
Or I wonder if they're such sociopaths that they go, ah, fuck it.
This is how I make money.
Well, here's what I, this is going to be like some cocky shit, probably.
I'll just say it.
I don't, this thing that they all hide behind healthcare insurance companies and food companies, when they go public, oh, our fiduciary responsibility is to the shareholder.
I almost think you shouldn't be allowed to go public if you're a health insurance company, a healthcare company, a food company.
Because then conflict of interest.
Food is full of bullshit.
And what they hide behind is we're publicly traded.
That's a great point.
This is medicine and food for the people, but you get to hide behind.
If I'm Brian Thompson, I'm doing my job.
All right, so can I ask you a question?
What would be the alternative argument to that?
I guess it's just anti-capitalist.
It just seems a little socialist to not let these guys go to not let healthcare companies, food companies go public.
Oh, we can't get the funding we need to expand the business the way we want to or whatever.
They would hide behind that.
Anti-research and development.
The reason that a lot of these drug companies say that they should be public is because they need the money to do the RD to profit off the drugs.
Yeah, which is true.
The entire world benefits from our drug RD.
Okay, that would make sense for pharma.
What about health insurance companies?
Why does United Health?
Hey.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
United Health is not developing the instruments of the machines to cure people.
And I know you're not on their side.
I'm just curious, what would be the argument for them if you're playing devil's advocate?
I mean, I don't have a good one for them.
Yeah, I don't think, oh, and food companies again.
That's a really, that's a really now.
The food company one is tricky because there is a lot of R D when it comes to food.
And unfortunately, that R D might lead to like way worse things for us.
Yeah.
But it is.
How do you make more food more addictive for you?
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So maybe you eliminate that and the food gets healthy.
You can literally start a fucking GoFundMe.
You guys want a new Doritos flavor?
Here you go.
$5 to the GoFundMe.
I mean, it's a Kickstarter.
What do we like?
I don't think this is because, again, if the goal is to maximize profits for the shareholder, I'm going to.
In-n-Out never had a isn't a publicly traded business.
Very wealthy.
That's just slaps.
Like, so let's not act like you need to be able to do it.
Chipotle quality fell to dog shit.
It's publicly traded.
And because you get to say, well, I could use this really high-quality chicken, but it costs more.
So I'm going to use a lower-quality chicken, but that's okay because my primary responsibility is not to the people I'm feeding, it's to the shareholder.
Sometimes you make some great ass points.
Don't happen often.
No, but no, for real.
This is a great ass point.
You stop being responsible to your customers.
And now your customers become this conduit to making your shareholders more money.
Yes.
You're actually, in a lot of ways, poisoning your customers.
And that relationship then is one of animosity, where there's like, okay, maybe I like this food, but also I hate the service and I hate all these things.
The businesses that are there to serve the customers, like In-N Out, for example, right?
They always hear about, oh, they're paying their employees, you know, $15 an hour, $20 an hour, right?
They're playing way above minimum wage.
When you walk into that bitch, they're happy.
Happy.
And you feel good.
You feel great.
Yeah.
You walk into some of these fast food restaurants and it looks like it's almost sick.
They're trying to say you murdered a CEO.
It's like, bro, I'm trying to get snitching because they're not getting paid anybody.
There is no way an In-N-Out employee would have snitched on Mangioni.
No.
You would give him an animal style.
You are an in-night.
For real.
I love this.
Bernie bros are listening like, yes, they fired.
Social response.
Social response.
Let's fucking go.
No, that's a fucking thing.
Keep going.
That's cooking.
Yeah, well, you're right.
So that is a great example.
Should healthcare companies be publicly traded?
Because now your responsibility is no longer to the people you're trying to take care of.
And the same thing with food.
What other businesses shouldn't be publicly traded?
Those are the two that come to mind.
Like, let's say, for example, a bridge could be a publicly traded company.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Be responsible for me getting over to the other side.
Yeah.
Not even a good job.
Don't be responding to some guy in Arizona who invested in this bridge company.
The George Washington Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge, those motherfuckers got to serve us and nobody else.
A thousand percent.
That's the same thing should apply.
The only things that come to my mind are essentially medicine, which is food and actual healthcare.
I guess you could say medicine.
You thought it was great now?
No, I've been thinking this, and this just proved to me that there was something here.
No, I'm just saying.
Every once in a while, every once in a while, he starts acting like a real hippie.
Fucking Indian.
I know.
You know what I mean?
Like, sometimes his little Punjabi brain is working.
But when you start rubbing on the shit, in the group chat, there was no karma in that group.
Sometimes I'm karma.
He was going to full Punjabi.
Most of the people Punjabis to fucking throw it down.
Yeah, about that.
And when it's warm, they're about that action.
And you need that version of him, too.
Oh, the braces going on.
I want to smoke everybody.
That's what you need.
We can't do no Punjabi because it's going to be too passive.
It's a little bit too passive.
But sometimes you need that Hindu to come up and then start making them crazy ass points.
And then when they say your points are stupid, that Punjabi comes in.
Oh, meet you at the corner of the parking lot.
Oh, you want to rink a dance right now?
Let me just rink a dink on it real quick.
You start rinking, bro.
So you're not just saying, don't let me bring my elephant through.
Stop a ball, you motherfucker.
G's up, dude.
But yeah, I think that's true.
And the American people want it.
It's time for healthcare, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
Universal healthcare.
I don't know.
I think that's that is a starting point.
Because you don't actually, and honestly, I don't think you care that much about shareholder profits, but you get to use that as a shield.
Oh, it's all about you want your own profits.
The shareholders are secondary to what you want, but you get to hide behind that.
Every business person says your primary financial, whatever, responsibilities is bullshit.
Take that away from them.
Yeah, it's because the board can fire people that aren't making the company money.
Yeah, and they get to hide behind that same fucking excuse.
So now you're not publicly traded.
Now, why are you pieces of shit?
Yeah.
Now answer for it.
My parents used to always say this: how lucky they were that they did something ethical for a living.
Yeah.
They would always say it to me.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Spanish Women and Universal Healthcare00:07:01
They're like, yeah, like we just teach people how to dance and they really enjoy it and they love it.
And it feels really good that we get to have this opportunity to provide for ourselves.
There are a lot of people that do things that are potentially unethical.
And they brought up the insurance thing.
Like somebody has to go to somebody's house that gets torn apart by a hurricane and say, well, technically, you didn't board your windows.
And if you had boarded your windows, it would have destroyed your living room and your kitchen.
So we're not going to repay your living room and kitchen.
And then, yeah, I know.
Those people are screwed.
But that's what they have to do for a living.
And we get to come on this podcast and, you know, just tell, you know, talk about making love to little guys.
You know, little rascals will make love to little rascals.
It's ethical.
Like, we get to tell our children about that.
You know what I mean?
Our children one day will watch this and be like, damn, those are some crazy fuckers.
They did something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They are going to look at us and be like, yeah, stupid motherfucker.
I would be so proud.
How was your guys' week?
Did you guys have a good week?
That was great.
Yeah, Diogo's great.
Yeah.
Better than Brian Thompson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was in Albany, so not that much better.
We got the funny bone.
Yeah, it was a great club.
The club is good.
It's shocking how much colder it is outside of New York City as soon as you leave.
Yeah.
Two hours up, snow.
Ugly people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hot people make a city just have a little bit more warmth.
You forget about the cold, but when you're walking around Albany, you're like, damn, it is brick outside.
What the fuck?
Where's Luigi Mangion?
Where's Luigi Mangoni to give me a hug when I need him?
It is colder with ugly people, right?
I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense.
A lot of people are colder than LA.
San Francisco is one of the darkest, I think, is actually sunny, but the people are so ugly, you're like, I don't even want to look.
God don't even want to shine down.
Why would I waste this sun?
Let me throw this shit.
Let me throw this shit down in Los Angeles where they need it.
That's why people from Boston are so funny because it's like, you're not ugly, you got to at least be funny.
You got to chop it up.
Even the women up there.
A lot of Indiana is on the list of ugly cities, by the way.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Because they try to say the most attractive city and they're like, oh, it's Boston.
It's something.
Yeah, they always try to make a splash with these lists.
No, the most attractive city is probably LA, right?
No, it's New York.
I feel New York is underrated, to be honest.
New York for sure.
I mean, I agree.
We look good even in the wintertime.
It's also where that is.
Can I be honest with you?
It's also diverse beauty.
LA, the hottest girls are like, they're not out.
You don't see them.
Can I just be honest?
Yeah.
There's too many intelligent people in New York for it to be the hottest.
There is the thing about LA is there's no need for intelligence at all.
Pretty much all jobs in LA can be done by literal retards.
And because of Luigi's, though, intelligent hot people.
Wait, where's he from?
I thought he's from Pennsylvania.
Yeah, but he's from Maryland.
He moved over here.
Northeast, Northeast.
We'll take North.
You claim him.
We're not claiming them.
What I'm trying to say is.
Well, if it's natives only, then even LA don't count.
New York don't Texas.
All the hot people move there.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, but then eventually it accumulates.
But okay, so we have people moving.
But so with the people moving, it's fine.
So New York, you have to have like some level of intelligence to live here, right?
Because there's not as many jobs for retards as there is in LA.
That's true.
Do you know what I mean?
So unfortunately.
If you have to have some level of intelligence, how do you explain all Dove's girls?
Well, they don't live here.
They never live here.
Dove has not hooked up with a single girl that lives in New York.
They stay at his house.
I'm here.
I'm here for two weeks.
I gone from Brazil for two weeks.
I got from Brazil for two weeks.
And I stand outside.
Tommy, you'll figure stone.
I have to stand up side.
Tell me, you figure stone, hold surfboard for eight thousand dead.
He waits till it's like their last two days so you don't have to break open to pay for the seats and shit so I can stand up.
So I told me you figure stone holding surfboats.
And then he goes, No, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
Oh, Shulks.
Oh, Shulks.
I have to go back to Rio de Janeiro.
We're standing outside the different store with surfboats from Menueles Moni.
This is this is this is Death's group.
They say the accent when they have sex.
That's is that true?
Oh, yeah.
100%.
You don't know if they're moaning or talking.
They sound like me moaning.
Tommy, you, Phoebe.
Tom's you, Phoebe Stone.
It's a legendary accent.
One day they gave me longbow.
Fucking Dana White's contender series.
No, but that's it.
But in terms of Dev being with like a real New Yorker, no, it's not.
It's not going to happen.
Yeah.
Has that not happened?
Come on.
Never once.
Never once.
You never, never, never once.
New York girls are hard, bro.
You need to like, Dove's Charm doesn't work on New York girls.
Really?
No.
Dove's Charm works on girls with like hope and dreams.
New York girls are damn dark, bro.
They're seeing some shit at 14 years old.
Too soft.
None of us has a New Yorker.
My girl moved me talking.
My girl moved here at 14 years old.
And every once in a while I see some New Yorker nerd.
I'm like, God damn.
Not one of you on the couch as a New York girl.
No?
Why would I?
I never read New York.
Wait, you're close.
I'm the closest.
You're the closest.
Philly.
Philly.
Yeah.
My girl moved here at 14.
But still, it's not New York.
Yeah.
She had a happy childhood.
She had a pretty, happy childhood.
She had a pretty happy childhood.
New York toughened you up, bro.
Yeah.
My girls get a little too tough.
I'm like, yo, we might need to go to the house.
We over to MTM LA for me.
Yo, what's going on?
My girl getting tough, too.
Like, it's crazy out here.
What's going on?
It's the coldness, bro.
What do you do?
What do you do in this situation?
You gotta heat them up somehow.
My logic don't work no more.
We gotta be in.
We got a Miami winter studio.
It needs to happen.
Yeah, we need to keep them distracted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna wear my beard for cushion to get the shop.
My man.
You gotta be careful about these Spanish women.
Spanish women, bro.
These Spanish women like these Spanish women.
I can't believe you say that about Spanish women.
I know.
You know what you need to do?
You need to get that little red cape and just be out there.
Oh, man.
He's running like Pump Launch on the Fire.
That's why nigga hand red, bro.
All right.
Ian Gary UFC Fight Analysis00:07:36
Did y'all watch the fights at all this past weekend?
I did not.
Tell me what happened.
You watched?
I didn't.
Watch.
Did someone steal your pay-per-view, by the way?
Son, I thought someone stole my pay-per-view.
How can somebody stole it?
I treat our whole work group chat as just a personal helpline.
I couldn't sign into the fight.
I was trying to buy the fight, and they wouldn't let me sign in.
It was like not available on this device.
So I was like, Is somebody else?
Are the boys watching at the studio?
That's what I figured you guys were.
So I texted the group.
I was like, yo, what's up with the fights?
I can't sign in.
And then nobody answered.
And I just handed my phone to my wife and she figured that shit out.
It's great to have, it's great to have someone that's under 30 looking at your technology and making sure that shit works.
Anyway, so figure it out.
I get it.
I get it.
But I did end up watching it and it was, they were fantastic.
So there was this fight between Ian Gary and Shavkot Rakmanov, I think his name.
I'm probably mispronouncing.
Which was phenomenal.
Like, Shavkot is supposedly the boogeyman of the division.
Ian Gary comes out on like three weeks' notice.
You know, there's been a lot of like shit talk about Ian Gary.
He's got a little interesting situation where his wife and the mother of his child is also has like their ex is his trainer for in like doing his meals and stuff like that.
She wrote the book about being a gold digger.
And then she wrote that book, which is a satirical book, but obviously everybody's, you know, or it's incredibly accurate.
Who knows?
But I don't know the exact situation.
When obviously at first I saw it and I was like, holy shit, this is fucked up.
This poor kid's getting taken advantage of.
She's way older than him.
She locked him down, made him change his name to include her name.
Like a lot of on the surface, you're like, this is fucked.
Then you read the book and it's like clearly like a joke.
So I'm like, okay, this might be something else going on here.
Anyway, this motherfucker on three weeks' notice goes up against a guy who's the number one in the division.
He ends up losing a decision, but like almost chokes him out in the fifth round, slowly starts building.
Like he could fight his fucking ass off.
And you looked at him, you're like, he's only a striker.
He's defending every single takedown.
Like it was very impressive.
That's the nutrition guy.
Shout out to the nutritionist.
That's, yo, nobody's talking about that.
Exactly, right?
That we need to discuss.
It's a group effort.
Getting the fucking whoever was doing like the PED testing for the UFC.
What was it called?
It was like getting Usada out of there.
These motherfuckers is chiseled now.
This shit looked like WWE in the 90s, bro.
Usada makes shit look boring.
Get Usada the fuck out of here.
These guys are shredded.
It's Ultimate Warrior, every single one of them.
Get out of here.
Listen, I'm sure they're all abiding by all the rules.
They're working out harder now.
They're just working out harder now that Usada's not there beat testing him all the time.
They couldn't, you know.
They're not going to be accused for them.
That fight is phenomenal.
It is like super tactical.
It was just awesome to see.
Both guys, phenomenal.
And then this, I was not familiar with your game.
The guy who was in the main card, Pantoja, is fighting this guy coming over from like one or something like that.
Japanese dude.
This Pantoja guy is relentless.
Really?
I mean, like, it was under the pressure.
And you guys should just, it's short.
I would watch the highlights.
He fights at 125 fucking pounds.
And he is, it was a wrestler striker.
Oh, striker that also does jujitsu.
I think his background is actually in sort of wrestling or jiu-jitsu, but he was striking with the guy.
And the other guy that he's fighting is known as like one punch knockout.
Are you watching this?
Blonde Asian?
How do you put it up?
Going up against the blonde Asian.
I got to reconnect.
And if we do put it up, I don't know if they're going to try to take it down or whatever.
Just watch right here.
He's fucking up this blonde Asian.
Anyway, it was that fight for as long as it lasted.
But this guy should be a superstar.
Like this guy.
Pentoja.
Yeah, he is.
He won.
He won, choked him out, but like it was, it was phenomenal.
Where's he from?
He's from, I believe, Brazil.
Oh, they just skipped ahead.
What does he sound like?
Well, I don't know if we're up to that point in the pod yet.
If we're up to a point in the past, I'll find out later.
Yeah, So you either find out later or you find out right now.
If you beat an Asian at martial arts, you badass.
He's a bad motherfucker.
He's a bad motherfucker.
Anyway, so it was fire.
I mean, it was really cool.
Really cool.
And obviously this guy's a star.
He's the champion of the division.
I'm just being a super casual, but that motherfucker was relentless.
Anytime he's fighting again, I want to see it.
And I want to see Ian Gary's next fight.
I want to see him and Shavka get after it again.
You want to see that?
Okay.
I want to see another rematch.
Maybe down the line, they both get another fight or two.
But I think this was one of those reality checks for Ian because he had all this hype and there's all this criticism.
And then he goes and fights the scariest guy in the division.
So they say, this is the guy who's going to fight Bilal next.
Okay.
Right?
And he fights him.
That's a tough fight.
I think he lost, but it was 3-2.
And if there was one card that went the other way or one scoring that went the other way, then I would not be crazy upset about it.
But I think they got the decision right.
The other fight, you said he fought at 125.
He fights 125 pounds.
What does he come in weighing at?
What do you think?
Because I'm like, 125, I could take five.
I mean, yeah.
I could take away.
The last week of my life is based on that principle.
But I'm watching this shit.
Like, I'm going to have to rethink this.
I was kung fu this motherfucker knows.
So, yeah, it was, it was crazy.
What did you say the Syril Gon decision?
Horrible.
Yeah, I saw Dana go and apologize to Volkov.
Like, it was so horrible.
I mean, Syril Gon just got worked.
He got his ass kicked.
And I think what, yeah, it was just, apparently he broke his, like, every toe and one of his feet in like the first round or something like that.
But like, Volkov, I thought, thought a way better fight.
He kind of like laid on him the last few rounds or the last round of it.
So you could go, he didn't, like, really deliver the decision, but it was easy.
Like, I don't think anybody that watched that fight with eyeballs thought that those judges got it right.
Like, I couldn't believe it.
There's no way that the judges that judge the rest of the fights that I thought they judge well judged that one.
And the fact that Dana gets so upset about it, it's nice because in boxing, I would look at this and I go, oh, the promoter rigged this whole shit.
But Dana coming out and going, like, I'm going to see if we can reverse that.
That was one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
It makes me feel like the judges are neutral.
Yeah.
You know?
But it's an interesting one, too, where it's like, can an organization reverse a scoring?
And if they do, what's the precedent for that?
Do you go back?
Yeah, that almost feels more corrupt.
It does.
Because if that happens, then it's like every single, everything, no, contested, contested, contested.
Or it could be a smart play by Dana and be like, this person's better for views, but even though they took the L, I got to act like the other person deserved it, but nah, you're going to get the next question.
Listen, but even losses in UFC, you can still run those guys.
This loss is not going to hurt Gary at all.
I don't think it helps him because he would have got a title shed immediately afterwards.
Yeah, but I'm going to still watch him.
Oh, okay.
Like, I think it qualified him.
It validated him in a way.
You're like, oh, he's not a prospect.
This guy's good.
Remember when Munoz took that fight last minute and got like demolished?
But you still were like, I will watch every fight this guy does.
Yeah.
Wait, which one was Muñoz again?
He took a fight against, what's his name, last minute, and just like got battered for five rounds.
I like that you're not going to be able to do it against O'Malley.
I think he might have been O'Malley.
Oh, I think they're thinking of a different guy.
I know the guy you're talking about.
Is that a Brazilian guy?
I thought it was Munoz.
Maybe.
Victimhood and Death Threats00:09:44
Wait, what was it?
Motinho?
Motinho?
My bad.
Doesn't matter.
Point is, if you show up and you ball out, the UFC will reward it.
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Shout out the blog.
Shout out DL Hughley, man, for being a fucking stand-up comedian.
Trying to get clicks.
What happened to DL, bro?
I don't know.
Sad dude.
That is sad.
Like, seeing him try to get clicks off this situation and also them trying to, yeah, this is also Jasmine brand.
Them trying to like reframe this narrative.
This is one of the saddest shit I've ever seen.
Because as DL, I'm like, yo, you a comedy.
Like, this is Kings of Comedy.
I saw Kings of Comedy in the fucking movie theater.
Yeah.
Like with my boys in the movie theater watching Kings of Comedy is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Like seeing Bernie Mac for the first time, I was like crying, laughing.
I couldn't fucking.
My friend laughed so hard watching that, he threw up.
It's awesome.
It's crazy.
But it was just a different comic, but he like that.
Anyway, there's this clip that they're going around trying to say that I'm like being a victim now.
Do you have the shit?
They play that shit.
Have been posting shit, like telling me they're going to take out my family on like pictures of my child.
My daughter.
You surprised me.
This is the nature of the game.
That's social media.
Yeah, social media.
It's like, but he says that line.
Okay, because his parents.
So Andrew So says multiple Kendrick Lamar fans have threatened to kill his family over sexual assault joke.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That last six words or whatever.
Isn't that interesting?
Yeah.
So what people don't know is that this was recorded before I ever said anything to Kendrick.
This, you know, the outfit is the same outfit as flagrant.
We did the podcast the same day, right?
So I haven't said anything to Kendrick.
This is the timeline.
Kendrick drops the bar in the song, right?
He says, you know, don't talk about black women.
That's law to white comedian.
Then he says, tells people to slide on the black dudes close to him.
Alex and Charlemagne is what I interpret.
So basically kill his black friends, right?
So death threats to them, death threats to me.
And I was getting death.
Of course, death threats to my family, telling they're going to kill my daughter, posting on my daughter's shit.
We still haven't posted an app.
We haven't talked to her.
I don't talk about it for two weeks.
Right?
I go, okay, you're saying death threats to all of us?
You're going to talk shit about my daughter.
Okay, it's up.
I'm a fucking man.
Right?
Because if we say, if we say anything, it's like, let's have some fun.
It's still funny.
I'm a fucking man.
Still funny.
Right?
Sexual love.
No, but then we go, we're going to do the molding of his butt.
I'm hanging it on the wall.
That's it.
I'm hanging on the wall.
So I can point out, remember that?
Remember that?
That happened.
This is it.
So you talk some shit, right?
I can see them taking this.
Oh, he said, hang.
Oh, yeah.
And then immediately, so you say, you say the shit.
You say, kill my friends.
And then all your fans come out.
Not all of them, but fans come out.
They give death threats to all of us.
They're talking shit about my 10-month-old daughter, right?
Saying they're going to kill her.
And then I go, I'm going to make sweet love to Kendrick.
And now all of a sudden, all the fans are like, how could you do that?
You're taking it too far.
Jokes are not funny.
Yeah, we should murder your family and everything like that.
And that's totally fine.
But oh my God, they're like clutching their fucking pearls, right?
Yeah.
I'm like, hold on.
How did you become the victim again?
He really is the Taylor Swift of hip-hop.
Like Taylor is the biggest artist in the world.
She's still the victim somehow.
She's the victim with Scooter.
She's the victim with her boyfriend.
She's the victim with the labels.
Kendrick, the exact same thing.
He's the biggest rapper right now.
Destroy Drake.
Can't talk about Kendrick Belson.
No, Destroy Drake and Debelle.
He's number one.
And somehow still he's the victim that he started.
Yeah.
And immediately the fans, oh, oh, this is so racist.
How is it racist to make sweet love to my little rascal?
How is that racist?
How is that racist?
Did you know about this term, buck breaking?
I wasn't familiar with the term.
Nobody knows about this shit.
But now they make it racist.
They try to make me a pedophile.
Did you guys see this shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did.
This shit was hilarious.
No, this shit we got to talk about.
This shit was next level.
So one of my exes, she has been turning 29 for the last five years.
I don't know because, you know, Hollywood isn't great to people that are trying to make it and they're in their 30s or whatever.
But they looked at the ages and they're like, oh, she's 29 years old still.
And they're like, oh, she must have been 16 when they're dating.
I go, 16?
I go, I was on five shows on MTV when we were dating.
How the fuck am I in a public relationship with a 16-year-old?
I go, look, there's her on X Factor saying she's 23.
And I'm like, wait a minute, this girl's lying about her age.
They believed a lie.
Now they're posting it trying to turn me into pedophile.
So the Kendrick fans are just going.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Racist?
Those are their two things.
And mind you, she is black.
So they're calling you a racist.
And you ask her, what's it black girl?
I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile.
I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile.
Yeah.
Tough week.
Tough week.
Not tough at all.
Fuck that shit.
That shit was funny.
He loved it.
I was shocked how much he loved it.
I'll be honest.
It was because when I sat back and I was like, let me see what they're going to throw out.
Cause I know that they're going to go crazy.
Once I did the thing on the pod, once we did the Flagrant episode, I was like, I know they're going to go crazy.
I was like, I'm sitting back.
I'm going to see.
They're going to throw the kitchen sink at me.
I already know.
And I was like, all right, let's see what they got.
Let's see what they got.
They start throwing out everything.
Oh, he's racist, of course.
That's the first thing they're obviously going to go to.
Then they do the pedophilia shit.
And I'm like, all right, yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Bullshit.
Community note hit them real quick on that.
Yeah.
Shout out to Elon, bro.
That shit came in clutch.
That was fire.
And then, and then so I'm like, okay, let's see.
Okay, that's, that's all they got.
And then the celebs started getting comfy, right?
Because they saw, they're like, ooh, there's a, there's a trend in this direction.
Let's pile on.
Yeah.
The second I saw these cornball ass celebs try to pile on, Meek tried to pile on.
He's like, yeah, it is what they do.
He made fun of me, called me gay in his stand-up.
That shit was fucked up.
I got a tweet of Meek saying, that shit was funny, bro.
I like that.
That's the first time I ever laughed at being called gay.
Actually, he didn't say being called gay.
What did he say?
That's the first time I laughed at being gay.
I almost feel bad for him.
I almost didn't want to do that because I'm like, poor Meek cannot help himself.
If anyone has a reason to be mad, you know what I mean?
It's him.
You were cooking him in that club.
Anyway, so he, and then Ice Cube son tries to post some shit.
Oh, yeah.
And I just put right under it.
I'm like, why don't you look up Google, No Vaseline by your dad?
And now he's in the comments explaining himself.
Well, technically, that was a joke.
It was a metaphor.
It wasn't a real thing that was actually going to happen.
I'm like, oh, oh, really?
Is that it?
He must not have heard it in a while because those aren't all metaphors.
Some C. Wren's dick tastes like the shit in easy ass or something.
Talking about sticking a broom up somebody's ass.
Like, how do you make that into a metaphor?
I don't know.
The broom was actually really the oppression that black people had to endure from the record industry.
No.
No, it was, it's just crazy to see it happen.
And then to see people jumping on the narratives.
The only thing that annoyed me was that one that they tried to push out.
DL and then I guess Jasmine Brand tried to push out because they tried to make it seem like I was being a victim after what I said.
No, they said that shit to me and you and Charla.
And I was like, it's up then.
If y'all want to go there, we could go there.
And I promise that you're not comfortable there.
And the second I went there, what happened?
This is too funny.
You can't make jokes about unless, of course, you're making them about people that we think it's funny.
Unless, of course, you're every TV show.
Unless, of course, it's like literally everything they brought up.
They brought up this clip of Cat Williams going, is never funny.
And then literally Friday afternoon, he's in a scene where he's about to get.
He's like, what?
You pee on me?
Yeah.
And I posted that.
It's like, come on.
Yeah.
People can make jokes about things.
You can make jokes about things.
Everyone gets these jokes.
Like the people who are upset are people who don't watch the show.
And so I can actually understand.
It's like, if you take a clip out of context and you're like, wait, this is a podcast.
These podcasts is usually serious.
It's just people around sitting and talking.
So if you actually take what you say as serious, I can understand why people get upset.
But it's like once you realize this is a comedy podcast, you're a comedian and you're making jokes, like you came back with your art the same way that Kendrick came at with you.
Oh, well said.
So it's like, well said, hey, you cannot like it, but you can't like crucify a person for it.
Just don't tune into it.
Yo, so like that's the biggest way to protest.
This is speaking of protests.
But we'll get to the protests.
But like, I agree with you.
There's this misconception that like you can't react poorly to a joke.
You can be offended by a joke.
Exactly.
This is the thing that comedians, at least us, we're not saying you can't be offended by a joke.
We're not saying that you cannot like it.
You could hate it.
You know how much comedy we hate?
We probably hate way more comedy than y'all hate.
There's probably way more comedy that's like not offendive to us in terms of like, oh my God, I can't believe I heard that, but offensive just to the art of comedy.
It's just bad.
There's other shit.
There's comedy out there.
And it might not be bad.
It's just not our company.
It's not our company.
We don't like it, but you should be able to do it.
So you can react to these jokes.
You can look at all my jokes and be like, I don't find these funny.
This is fucked up.
The second you tell me I can't joke about a group of people.
Now we have a disagreement.
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Yeah.
It's like the second you tell people to kill my friends, now we have an issue.
So you took it to violence and you tried to censor my art.
You did two no-nos for me.
And I reacted accordingly.
And we didn't play the victim by showing all of our DMs of the death threats and all that stuff.
We just came back with comedy.
That's what we came back to.
That's it.
We come back with comedy.
And they don't want to like a joke.
That's fine.
We like the kitchen.
It's nice in the kitchen.
I found the joke funny.
I still stand by the money.
It was so over the top silly.
It's so obvious it's a joke.
And then people are taking it to slay.
And it's like, what the fuck are we doing, guys?
Yeah.
It's the point of being so over the top is so on some level you understand.
It was a joke.
Now I'm serious.
Fuck.
I'm fucking his butt.
I got to get it.
And then they're going to take that and be like, see?
I got to fuck it now.
I got to get the molding and put it on the wall.
I need a before and after.
The worst DM I got was somebody who was like, yo, I hope you have a horrible Christmas.
Why would Dub DMing that?
That's so crazy that you would do that.
And you wore this jacket today in protest.
That is so crazy.
A whole Christmas in a house.
I'm like, damn, bro.
You're going to ruin my holiday.
Damn.
At least wish death on me as well.
That's a reasonable insult.
Yeah, no, that was just crazy.
Just seeing them immediately turn into victims was just so corny.
The fact that they're protested, listen, I'm going to put this out as it's a fan.
Okay.
I'm not going to say it comes from Kendrick or his team or his publicists.
I'm going to say that this is a random fan acting completely separately from them.
But basically, they put out an ad where they are paying protesters to show up to my Hawaii show, December 21st.
Ticket link down there.
You'll see it.
At the Blise Arena.
They're paying protesters.
Now, I don't know who's providing the money.
$250 is not nothing.
Low-key, I'm almost like, should we all go and I just do a show outside?
If a thousand people show up, that's $250,000.
So who's going to pay that?
Who would have that kind of money?
Probably a really obsessive fan.
Now, I'm not saying it's coming from their team.
I'm not saying it's coming from Kendrick.
But this is, and by the way, they're paying full, that's like full price.
That's not 30% off like their streams.
This is a full price thing that they're paying.
Imagine being like an artist artist who like really believes in creativity and then censoring other artists.
Now, I'm not saying it's Kendrick.
It's probably just a one random fan with like millions and millions of dollars that he would like to deploy to protesting a show in Hawaii of mine.
Probably has nothing to do with the team freaking out and in shambles because they've never been made fun of on the internet.
And their only reaction is go, you're racist.
Oh, you're so racist because you want to butt fuck my guy.
You know what hurt me the most?
What Luke said?
Kendrick made music for dudes under 5'10, and he's my number one artist on my Spotify.
He does, he does make music for dudes under 5'10.
He's the number one in two songs.
That's what hurt me the most personally.
I think that is like painfully true.
No, no, he does make good.
You need to start wearing lifts.
The six gods.
But no, I think it is like, I never met like a dude 6'4 who's like, man, I love Kendrick Lamar.
Like, right?
It's more of like a shorter guy thing, right?
Like, it is.
I'm just saying.
I can't argue.
But I can't.
You can't argue.
I get because you see him and he's like Iron Man to you or whatever, right?
Like he's like a Marvel superhero.
It's like, one of us can do it.
He did that whole concert, didn't drink water.
Didn't drink water?
Water.
Superhero.
How did he fucking do it?
I don't know.
I love this guy.
But I do, yeah, it is like that type of, it's for people that are a little shorter.
Like, that's what I think.
There's no way there's a guy six two.
Short King Kendrick, no, short King Kendrick.
It's that energy.
It's why there's a protest out of the show.
It's like, it's a surprise.
You should.
I would, my advice to you was like, keep it low.
Just tell your fans about this and have everybody who's showing up to the show get paid.
Bro, that's what I like.
That's what you should have done.
And then don't train the bank account.
Yeah.
There's one problem.
So this is what I wanted to do.
I was like, yo, let's all just go get paid.
But it's so fucking funny.
The protest is a minimum requirement of four hours.
So you can't even just protest regularly.
Yeah, you got to find a way to broadcast the hour outside.
Once the show sells out, wait till tickets to sell out.
Once tickets sell out, if tickets sell out, once you got buys mom, then we'll find a way to broadcast it outside.
And then everybody just gets to pay $250 to go to a show.
I mean, that would be good, but then they're just going to post it all over the internet.
And that's the that's okay.
That was that Punjabi brand coming out.
Shout out to Punjabis.
We love you.
Delay the show, and you got to go for four hours.
Dressed as Louis Di Mangioni.
That's kind of how I always do.
Wallowing Ji Mangioni.
Wallowing Gi Mangioni.
I didn't realize the four-hour thing.
Nah, they're sorry.
But yo, the idea of like paying people to protest.
But also, like, you're going to be in Hawaii.
Yeah.
Like, if I don't know what Hawaiian is going to spend four hours being mad.
Yo, first of all, Hawaiians don't give.
Let me tell you something about Hawaiians.
Like, I've been to Hawaii a few times.
Hawaiians do not take kindly to outsiders telling them what they can or can't do.
Okay.
Hawaiians don't give a fuck what no outsider tells them what they can or can't laugh at, what they can or can't joke around about.
That Hawaiians do what Hawaiians fucking do.
So I, yeah, you could try to tell Hawaiians what to do all you want.
You could try, but it ain't gonna fucking happen.
I promise you that.
Hawaii is the only place where they're openly just call people from America.
They're from America too, but they call the rest of us howlies.
Like openly, and then we just all go along with it.
They don't give a fuck.
And also, they're like, oh, it's a racist comedy show.
The Hawaiians look at that.
They're like, oh, I can't wear the tapes.
This is going to be fun.
They have immense comfort with race-based humor.
There's so many different people there.
And the way that they can, you know, I guess come together culturally is making fun of each other.
It's like built into the culture.
So, yeah.
Anyway, yeah, I'm hyped about the show.
I think it's funny, but I also just think it's funny that these are the type of fans protest the comedy shows.
It's still $60, what, $65 an hour or something like that?
$62.50.
I felt bad saying it in front of my nanny.
I felt bad even saying it.
I was like, they're protesting.
She's like, how much are they posing for?
I was like, oh, man, I don't know.
This woman's watching the most important thing in my life, my baby.
You know what I mean?
She's not making that money.
$65 an hour.
How rich is Kendrick?
Not Kendrick.
I'm sorry.
I'll rich in this one specific benevolent fan of Kendrick.
I still think it's worth signing out for $62.50 an hour if you're a fan.
I'm 100%.
I'll be there.
Are you crazy?
Yo, can you just get, can we just get 125?
Just show up for the first two and then go to the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it tax-free?
Also, like, how do they pay?
Is it like W-2 or something?
I got no clue.
How do you think Kendrick would pay in crayons or some shit like that?
What do you think?
What about Lunch Elise?
Maybe you could get a mold out of the pie.
We gotta edit that.
You can't say that.
Moldy cheese alone.
That was Evie and Punjabi right there.
Yeah, I did add it.
Speaking of it being a tough week for rappers, how about Jay-Z?
Innocent.
We didn't even say what happened.
We didn't even say that.
They're saying he killed that.
You, the health guy.
What?
He killed the United Health guy.
Jay-Z did that.
Yeah.
It wasn't Luigi Mangioni.
He's like a made-up Italian.
That's not a real person.
So he's an innocent hero.
He's innocent.
Damn right.
That's crazy.
Let me tell you something about this.
This is a reminder to never beef with 50 Cent.
Matter of fact, we need 50 on the pod immediately, but this is a reminder to never beef with 50 Cent because these allegations came out and 50 is in the comments.
Jay-Z went to, I guess, the premiere of Mufasa, the movie.
It's a prequel to The Lion King.
And it's Jay-Z, Beyonce, Beyonce's mom, and their daughter.
And Blue Ivy, yeah.
And Blue Ivy.
And in 50 Cent comment, he goes, Jay said, they said I the kid.
Everybody get dressed.
We're going to see Mufasa.
He's so deliberate with his words.
Yeah, yeah.
Jay said, they said I to kid.
Yeah, yeah.
If it's Jay the kid, let's go see Mufasa.
That's libel.
Can't do that.
That's funny.
I don't want to like it, but that's just funny.
Bro, he's too funny.
He's too diabolical.
And also, he's getting everything for Christmas.
Diddy out here.
Jay got a allegation.
It's what I always say.
If 50 don't fuck with you, that's a problem.
I don't fuck with you.
It's very true, dude.
Unless you got tickets to the Super Bowl, I might fuck with you until then.
Because I got to see my favorite artist perform.
I got to see my favorite artist performance.
Oh, little Wayne's not performing.
He's not.
They got a little someone.
Who do they got little up there?
I know they got.
Yo, maybe the NFL just mistook them.
There's a switch up?
Yeah, maybe there was a little mix up and it was, you know.
That's enough by playing.
Yo, do you think that he says, he says certified pedophile and he thinks he says A minor at the Super Bowl?
Kendrick.
I think he does.
He has to.
I don't think he says it.
I think he does.
And if he doesn't say it, A minor has to go.
I mean, it has to be said.
I don't think he says pedophile.
Maybe A minor because it's double entendre.
Yeah.
So you could get away with it.
You've been like, that's not what I meant.
Yeah.
It's a chord.
Right.
Which is which is some people call a joke.
You know, a very funny joke about girls, which we all sing out loud as hilarious because that is that is jokeable.
You can laugh about girls.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
But when you're the girl, when you become the girl, you know what I mean?
Hey, consensual don't.
That is the problem.
But I think that he won't say it.
I don't think he says certified pedophile.
What if he says like PDF file or something like that?
I just don't.
I think I just think the NFL is like, we don't want the word pedophile getting yelled out on this family-friendly broadcast to the entire world.
We don't want now.
I think he says a minor, but he might try to do PD Fowler.
I think he says it, and I think the broadcast mutes it, but I think he still says it because the lyric is actually, if I'm not mistaken, talking about Drake's friend.
Ooh, he's like, I got a case.
Why is he around?
Certified certified pedophile.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't think it's actually.
I don't think the lyric is actually about Drake.
But I don't think that changes it.
Yeah, no, I know that.
I know Drake.
I heard you like I'm young.
That's about Drake.
Yeah, I think that's about Drake.
How did you get that?
That has about Drake.
Explain that to hell.
Explain that what's to hell.
Explain rap to me.
No, no.
So my feeling is the NFL won't let him say it.
And if he doesn't say it, if he does say it, that's respect.
If he does say it, that's like, fuck the industry.
I'm not going to be told what to do.
I'm an artist.
I can say whatever the fuck I want.
Now, if he doesn't say it, what's the criticism?
Oh, they'll find a way to justify it.
Of course, his fans are going to justify anything.
It's Swifties.
But what is the criticism of like, does Drake get a point on the in the in the battle?
Unfortunately, no.
No, yeah.
Drake's too doubt, bad.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, I don't think he gets a point, but I think like a lot of modern people will be like, oh, he didn't say it.
Oh, you're willing to bend.
Yeah.
Doing a bell and bend for an industry.
You're not willing to stand by your words.
You're not.
Now, to be honest, anybody who's performed at the Super Bowl probably hasn't been able to curse, hasn't been able to say things.
Every rapper that's performed has words against it.
But if you're going to play the song that is about calling a dude a pedophile and then you don't call him the pedophile, seems a little it's a beef.
It's not, it's not a normal.
This is the craziest hit that is a beef song, even more than back to back.
I think it's his biggest song by far.
So if you go there, you got to do that song.
It's your hit, but it is also a beef song.
So taking the beef out of it, now what is it?
It's not the same song.
You see what I'm saying?
Most rap songs, you can take out the cuss words and it's the same song.
This one, you can't take out the Drake disses and it still be the same song.
Yeah.
Like I said, I feel like he's going to say it, and I think they'll just mute it in the broadcast.
That might sound a delay, probably.
That's probably his best move is to tell the NFL this is getting said.
Get your mute button right.
I think, and I would respect the fuck out of that.
Low-key.
I would respect the fuck out of that.
Stand by your art.
Say whatever the fuck is that.
I respect it.
High key, 5-7.
I love him.
I love this guy.
I love this guy.
Number one artist.
Honestly, you kind of freed me up to say I love him when you said that.
There's nothing wrong with love.
You should love him.
He's for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's my guy.
He's your chapel room.
Like, when short dudes listen to Kendrick, they're doing that.
No, I was trying to think how to spell that shit.
I was thinking, I was like, how do you even spell it?
Fucking damn, Mark.
Damn.
I think he can say it.
Yeah, I mean, is it against the broadcast rules?
Reading all these FCC rules, and it doesn't seem like he's not allowed to say that.
No, it's not whether it breaks the rule.
It's whether you want that word screamed out if the NFL wants to deal with it.
So Dr. Dre admitted that the NFL did request minor changes, and I think that he's back.
To 2022 show, Kendrick Lamar's All Right, The Line, and Weed.
I won't even say all the lines.
He omitted a couple things.
Lamaro made omitted Popo.
Hopo.
Oh, wow.
He couldn't even say that.
Yeah.
Yeah, dog.
Come on.
This is the NFL.
Oh, he's not saying A minor.
He's not saying nothing.
What if he doesn't do the song?
Probably couldn't be.
Now, if he doesn't do the song, that's a point to Drake.
Or is it like if he avoids the whole song?
Yeah.
That's kind of, yeah.
That's a point to Drake.
I'll give him.
It's either Drake made it happen or you weren't really willing to stand up for your art.
Because if I'm not mistaken, Eminem said, I'm not doing a Super Bowl unless 50 is going to be there.
That's awesome.
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Stood up for his art.
He's like, I need him to be there.
This is an important moment, and I need him to be part of this.
Stood up for it.
I would rather not do it.
I'd rather not do it if he's not going to be there.
You're going to not do your most popular song in the height of its popularity at the fucking Super Bowl?
Nah, bro.
You got to do it.
He does have to.
Yeah, there were gang references that were asked.
From Kendrick.
That makes more sense.
And the Pobo thing, probably the NFL was like, dog, the Colin Kaepernick shit is still fresh in everybody's mind.
I don't want it.
And to him, it's probably like, I don't care that much.
I'm doing one song, but if it's my performance, I have to do the song.
I think he does the song.
And either he says, I think like PDF file or something, or what you said, which is I'm NFL, I'm saying it.
Get ready to dump it.
That's just what it is.
I think that's the smartest way to do it.
That's by far.
And then what's going to happen is they'll dump him saying it, but the crowd will say it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you get the best of both of us.
Or yeah, what if he did?
Yeah, he could do certified lover boy certified 50.
Exactly.
Oh, boy.
Good workaround.
That's not good.
Now, 50 posted and he said, what's going on?
Are we still going to even have the Super Bowl?
What did Jay do to him pull it up?
I think.
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
Whatever video that is.
Yeah, why don't they get along?
Because I know back in the day, they didn't get along.
Like, Jay had a mind for 50 in like one of his earlier.
But that was a response to 50 going to Jay, right?
On how to rob.
But like, I'm sure some behind the scenes shit has happened.
And also ego.
Yeah, Jay probably didn't forget that as 50 came up.
So do you think the Jay-Z thing just gets thrown out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing comes of it.
He's innocent.
He's innocent, bro.
Until proven guilty.
He's innocent.
And this is America.
You said it like it was going to happen.
You said until proven guilty, like it was going to happen.
If proven guilty.
Until proving guilty guilty.
I hate like, what is the, what are they basically saying?
Like, she said, the allegations are that she was 13 trying to get into the Radio City show or something like that.
VMAs.
Then went to VMA's afterparty.
VMA's after party.
She was chatting in the VMAs.
Yeah.
The VMAs are, I think, at Radio City.
And then she was trying to get into the after party.
And then she was driven around.
And then there's like the stories getting a little wonky.
It also happened how long ago?
Like 20 years ago?
I believe it's 2000.
Like, I don't know, bro.
20 years ago.
That's crazy.
But here's the thing.
The allegation.
Alice, do you a ride or die?
I love it.
No, no, no.
But I want to know.
I want to say it's like, I hate the idea that just allegations can go automatically incriminate people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think the allegation shit is corny.
But I also think we're moving away from a time where an allegation is a conviction.
There was a time during Me Too where it was just the second you said something, it's over.
And I think now there's been so many things said that people just do not give a fuck about that were like, it's our Me Too now.
We're just a little late to the part.
What is the price?
Nah, but real talk.
But do you know what I'm saying?
I don't like that for a civil case, you can still be John Doe, Jane Doe, whatever.
I don't like that.
Can you break that down to people, the difference between a civil case and a criminal?
So criminal, Tay, you get charged for a crime and my justice is you going to jail for it.
Civil is like, hey, I'm just suing for damages and usually it's a monetary payout.
And it's like, I think, hey, but it's for the same, what you, it's, it's for the same act.
Yeah, for the same act.
You've been wronged by that person, and you're not going to go to jail, but I want you to pay me for what you've done to pay the pain.
And to be guilty, for criminal, it's beyond reasonable doubt.
For civil, you only have to have just like a suspicion, like at least 51%.
It's a much easier conviction for civil.
That's like OJ, I think, was convicted for civil, but not for criminal.
Yeah.
And so I don't think that you should be able to just file a civil lawsuit, but then not identify yourself.
That's and break that down.
Tell me.
Because it's like, like, the damage is already done with, well, I wouldn't say done, but this is already hurting Jay-Z just by making the accusation.
And it's like, this person doesn't want him to seek justice.
You don't want him to go to jail.
You just want a payout.
So it's like, hey, if you want a payout and that's going to make you feel better, then at least you should have to say your name.
So this is really interesting because I've thought this about even criminal, but the idea is that if there are women, for example, that are victims of sexual assault, they what fear for their life if they're coming out that they could be attacked.
Coming out against somebody with a lot of power and fame.
Like his name, their name out there, rabbit fans can just be hitting them up, threatening them.
Fuck you, you slut, whatever.
Maybe physical violence, what like they're out there now.
And now you can dock somebody fairly easily.
Anybody can sue another person.
And it's like the damage for Jay-Z is happening right now.
But a sexual assault is different than a lawsuit.
It's very odd that we're on such, well, I'm going to be flipped on this.
You're the guy that wants to pay government employees who do nothing for two years.
But if a girl potentially gets by somebody, you're like, say the name.
No, He's saying criminally, you should hide the name.
Yes.
But for civil, if you're just asking for monetary gain, I still see how, again, if you are coming at a Jay-Z or a Diddy or a fucking Tom Brady, not to say any, but like people that are super famous, there are super fans who are insane.
Once your name is out there, they can get the address.
They can get your family's address.
They can do anything they want to because you are coming at my God.
It doesn't matter who the artist is.
If they are famous, there are repercussions that could come with that that you do not deserve.
Even but, but that's, but I get your point, but I'm saying is for justice, criminal justice, meaning you go to jail for committing a crime, you get to hide your identity.
For profit to make money off of the circumstances, the horrible circumstances that you were in, you can hide your name.
That's the idea.
Like, so you don't hide your name.
That's what I'll say.
Like, if you're trying to make money, we should know who's trying to make money off of this situation.
Well, I think also anybody could sit because it wasn't.
Sometimes people just not anybody could, sorry, not anybody can take a criminal case because you know what I mean?
So it's like any random person can just go out there and say anybody did anything, but they can't do that criminally because a judge will throw it out.
They'd be like, there's no grounds for this at all.
With this, anyone can do it.
So I can go right now and say, yo, Kendrick, fuck me in my ass.
Whoa, come on, bro.
I can make that.
I can sue him right now for that shit.
And a lot of the times people with a lot of money will just be like, yo, I don't even want to deal with that shit.
Seriously, because it's actually cheaper to pay than it is to go through all the lines.
I'm not super excited.
That was crazy.
I'm not dug in my ass.
No, no, no.
That'd be me.
No, You know what?
And I don't think we can joke about that.
I enjoyed that.
I fucking like that.
That was sick.
Yeah, I want to go three of us and I want us to just all connect.
Wait, what?
I want it to be a centipede.
I will tell you.
No, it's called the elephant walk.
Oh, yeah.
Have you heard of this?
Someone was in a frat mark.
Tell us about the elephant walk.
You know what the elephant walks?
It's when you and your boys all get in a circle and hold on to each other's penises and walk around.
You never did that?
This is white boy fun.
This is shit we don't know about.
How would you know about that?
And y'all fuck with elephants.
That's crazy.
What if you lost your friend, bro?
Like, what?
How can you make sure that you don't lose the group?
Son, your shits aren't big enough to carry anyway.
But I got to hold on to them.
That's what they got.
You got to hold on to them.
Yes.
Exactly.
Cut into it.
That's crazy.
Why is it crazy?
You guys are in the dark.
How do you even come up with that?
Like, when did Jeff Ray have to be to be David Adden, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You watch Planet Earth and you go, Wow, these animals thought that.
Homosexual acts are very funny to white people, as we saw last week.
Yeah, apparently.
Well, I mean, no, it was funny, but this was too real.
It's too close.
He's like right next to me.
You can't be in the fret.
Sorry.
Grab his right now.
It's a little too buttons.
Try to keep the computer ready.
We got to block it.
Anyway, you were saying Kendrick was going to fight.
No, no.
No, you took it.
That was edited out.
That wasn't said.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
So Jay-Z's innocent.
So, Jay-Z, yo, I don't think that it should be easier to get a conviction for civil than criminal.
Like, justice is justice.
Yeah, but there's not always enough evidence.
No, no, it's too bad.
Doesn't this kind of fall in line with what the justice system is?
Innocent until proven guilty.
There's going to be some guilty people who get away with crimes, but that's just something you got to do to protect the innocent ones.
In the same way, in this, there's going to be some money-grubbing people who just throw the allegations out there and get a payout, but that's the cost of protecting the innocent people or the people who are actually victims.
Yeah, but you incentivize the money-hungry people to do this.
Yeah.
They can keep their name private.
Why wouldn't anybody?
I mean, because you might not get paid up.
I might take you to court and drive you in legal fees.
What happened to me?
Yeah.
I might take you to court and draw you in legal fees.
Yeah.
And then usually the lawyer would be like, I ain't taking this shit on because this is not a winning case.
Okay.
I mean, the judge can also get you your legal fees paid back and things like that.
That's if you win.
But I'm just saying, like, say if this is like a frivolous lawsuit, like the lawyer won't take it on.
Like, I bet this Bugsby guy, whatever the fuck his name is, like, he apparently does this to a lot of people with money.
He's a guy that went at Deshaun Watson.
Yeah, he made 17 allegations.
The survivors.
Hold on.
Deshaun Watson was legit.
17 allegations leads you to believe there's something there, but it's Tony Busby.
There is a number of allegations.
Like allegations are like abortions.
Like at a certain number, you're like, yo, what's going on?
You know what I mean?
Like, if you got eight allegations, we start going like, yo, what the fuck is happening?
Whack them up.
Whack them up.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, so a one allegation, maybe a two.
I want to see you.
I want to see you work your way to eight.
A three allegation.
Yeah.
A four.
I think four is a four.
We're getting into four.
Like, yo, there might be something here.
A five?
Wow.
On the fifth day of allegations.
So, yeah, but then when you're in the sixth, seven, even by seven, we could.
Seven's a lucky number.
But on a lucky number, you're not going to go out.
You got to decide for the luck.
Yeah.
The seventh one came in.
You're like, phew, it was seven, right?
Definitely.
We're taking the slide.
It shoots a ladder so you take the shoot.
But when that eighth one comes in, poof, you got to put him in prison for that one.
Eight allegations.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
That's a lot.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
Come on.
It's a lot.
So right now, with Jay, we're just at one.
Wipe it away.
Wipe it away.
It's a singular allegation.
He went to go see Mufasa.
Know, is that guilty?
Is that a guilty man who goes to see Mufasa in the movie?
The wife or daughter in the movie.
Support.
There you go.
Mental Illness and Hacked Allegations00:15:26
Now, his mom did like her mom.
That was her.
Well, yeah, that's her mom, her mom.
But you saw that.
Them damn in-laws, bro.
She's an older woman.
No, no, no.
She liked what was it?
She liked a picture of the accusation against Jay-Z, and then immediately was like, I was hacked.
Yeah.
Oh, she still went with.
She went with the I was hacked.
So the I was hacked doesn't work anymore.
No, so she got her phone hacked, obviously.
Obviously.
Obviously, it was a hack.
Obviously.
She would never like a picture of an accusation against her son-in-law.
No, right?
Remember when Offset got hacked?
Remember?
Yeah, I'm gay.
I like this.
I lick ass cheeks.
I'm gay, y'all.
Balls in my face.
See?
Yeah, that was funny.
That's but he was clearly hacked.
Like, these are real hacks.
You know, like, this happens to people.
Their phones get hacked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, and they say these things.
What happened right before that?
It was like he got caught.
That is great.
Bro, I mean, offset, thinking of like, yo, what would a hacker say?
He's like, no, no, no.
He said, what would a white boy say?
That's what he went to.
He's like, nobody would believe I said this shit.
Balls in my face.
He's like, what's the gayest name you can think of?
Balls in my face.
He called someone left.
He called his boyfriend.
He was like, yo, what would you say?
Give me the info.
I lick ass cheeks.
What does he think being gay is?
He said, I lick him.
I lick the ass.
You could do that straight.
Wait, what?
What?
You can lick ass cheeks straight.
You don't lick your girl's ass cheeks.
Yeah.
Oh, I can't see it.
Who you guys think?
Something about ass cheeks.
Oh, licking like a guy's ass cheeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, why are you licking my ass cheeks for, man?
That's crazy.
Ass cheeks feel males for some reason.
I don't know what it does.
Like, if someone's like, go in that room, there's some ass cheeks in there.
I'd be like, oh, there's a guy with his pants down.
Who would it be?
Miles.
It'd be Miles' ass cheeks.
You see, Miles?
He loves you.
Damn.
That's beautiful.
He only started saying that when he started losing weight.
Miles gained weight when he was water fast, bro.
It's crazy.
Motherfucker wore a size small shirt today thinking he got cute and skinny.
When you think you lost it, you think you lost.
Yeah, you put the shirt on.
He's like, oh, shit, I ain't there.
I put this shirt on.
I went, damn, it is short.
I'll put a hoodie on.
And it's so hot in this fucking studio.
Yeah, you need a hoodie because that shit is about three inches too short.
It is.
It's a boxy tee.
Come on.
Nah, bro.
That shit comes with Kendrick tickets.
That shit comes with Kendrick and Toronto tickets.
That shirt, it was exposing his abdomen.
I saw under his belly bag.
I said it was a crop top.
I saw a snail trip.
I thought it was Matthew McConaughey.
For real, I couldn't believe it.
No offense, Miles.
But when I saw the belly, I was like, ain't no way he fasted for 36 hours.
I thought it was Burt Christian.
Yeah, you're being really kind.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, no, this is good motivation.
He needs this.
He needs it.
He needs it to get after it, bro.
What kind of fasting 36 days?
Miles, what kind of fast you do?
It was just like a food fast for 20 years.
You sure it wasn't fast food?
It's just fast food.
He remixes shit.
He remixed it.
Hell man.
Anyway, Free Jay.
Yes.
Yes.
Free Jay.
Unless, of course, he didn't, then don't free him.
But until it is proven in the court of law that he did.
He needs seven more accusations.
He'll be proven innocent in a court of law.
He would prove it innocent in a court of law.
Judgment.
He's innocent right now.
There you go.
Actually, he'll never be proven criminally guilty of it.
Yep.
That's true.
There you go.
It's probably beyond the statute of limitations.
Just like Daniel Penny.
Yeah, exactly.
And you'll respect that.
Yo, this guy's nice.
No, you are nice, my boy.
You are nice, my boy.
Put him in the Kendrick Fans fence cycle.
Put him in a Kendrick fans fit cycle.
That's known as leading the witness.
Okay.
No, no, lead him.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Sometimes justice system gets it wrong.
Sometimes it gets it wrong.
Bro, it's so funny.
It was so funny watching Kendrick Fans split.
Because I brought up the South Park shit.
So me, you can never make jokes about black women.
And I was like, what about the South Park creators he's doing the film with?
And then immediately all the comments are, but South Park makes fun of everyone.
What?
They make fun of everyone equally.
I was like, oh, that's a good point.
I'll think about that next time.
Anyway, so Daniel Penny, right?
There's a hero in a subway.
What happened?
Oh, you can't talk.
Come on, no, I'm just trying to understand what happened.
I thought he was Spider-Man.
The way that they described the situation, the way that he was protecting the neighborhood and the good people.
I thought he was a hero.
Tell me what happened.
There was a man assaulting people in a subway.
There was a man on the subway that in the past seven years, I think, had like 40 arrests.
Oh, my God.
Like, fractured a woman's orbital bone, like an 80-year-old woman.
He was like attacking people.
I think he had some mental health problems.
Why do you got to bring up people's past, though?
I think it just kind of paints the whole picture.
He was on a top 50 list or something of like the most mentally ill people.
He was the most mentally ill.
Who knows?
He was a New York legend.
Did you know New York City had that?
Yeah, they had like a top 50 of people who were like, no, that's what I call mental illness while I'm seven.
Like they drop it every year.
And they refuse treatment also.
He like consistently refused to.
I didn't know he had a list, but that's fire if you make the list.
Yeah, that's low-key kind of fire.
The homeless are like part of the yeah, there's homeless and then there's the homeless characters.
And the homeless characters are kind of well known in certain neighborhoods.
I didn't know he was one of the homeless characters.
Yeah.
You've seen him before in a subway.
I have.
Okay.
And then what happened?
Were you there?
What was a homeless guy?
No, he was dancing.
He's like a literally cable guy for a homelessness.
No, no, this is like the guy you see around.
Like he did the Michael Jackson impression.
Like he was actually nice.
Like he dances really good.
Maybe he was too nice and that's why he was a lot of people.
There's children on that train.
He fractured an 80-year-old woman's orbital bone.
That was what I had heard.
Yes.
No, no, heard now.
Okay, well, I libel suitors.
Fine, if you want me to pull up the facts, I'm giving it some possibility of doubt, but I guess I'll pull up everything.
Yeah, here we go.
Nah, we don't got to bring up.
I need to see the facts, my boy.
It's in the New York Post.
It has to be true.
Is Pose bad?
I pulled a different bias a little bit.
They're just more right side.
Right.
Right.
They're a little more right.
And 2021 subway assaults on a 67-year-old stranger breaking her nose and fracturing her orbital bone.
But we don't know what she did.
Exactly.
She might have been crazy.
And you might have been trying to stop it.
Yeah.
So that's a very, that's a possible that is very possible.
The 67-year-old woman.
How old's our moms?
Let's go through the age of our moms.
I just want to know if it's.
My mom doesn't know.
She's between 68 and 72.
Damn, how convenient.
What do you mean?
She's still trying to make everyone.
All women want to be four years older or five years younger.
Do you know the joke?
I'll make it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's always great when you got to explain it.
My dad married her when she was 21.
So there you go.
Let's hope it's 21.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or 25.
It's got to be something different.
Yeah.
Anywho, so.
Yeah, it seems like he had a little bit of a criminal history.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, he's a crazy person.
This is a shame.
It's a shame that they're crazy.
It's a shame that we don't have a system to help them because essentially what happens is when they commit a crime and they're crazy, they go to the psych ward for like a week.
They put them on some meds.
They can force them on the meds while they're on the sideport.
And then they go back out to the street and the same thing happens.
That is tragic.
That's fucked up.
And we just don't have a support system for it.
It's fucked up.
The cops got to deal with it.
Like, cops are here to stop people from committing crimes.
They're not here to do therapy.
And a lot of times cops had to deal with psychotic people, which it shouldn't be them.
There should be a unit of people who deal with mental illness, but that doesn't happen.
So it sucks.
This does suck.
But that guy on the subway, the Daniel Penny guy, doesn't know this guy's history.
No.
He just sees somebody harassing and acting erratic people.
So he steps in and does what he thinks is the right thing to do, which is subdue that guy.
Puts him to a chokehold.
And then this person for four minutes unfortunately dies.
Yeah.
And then he's never choke anything for eight minutes.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
What's the amount of minutes?
You know, eight might be a minute.
We know eight is, we know the allegations.
We need to know the amount of minutes.
Again, the number.
I say, eight is the number.
Because George Floyd, what was that?
I think it was nine or something.
Yeah.
So is that the amount of minutes where we start going, whoa, that's too long?
That's a little bit.
One minute.
One minute.
You got to choke someone for a bad match.
That's just a UFC match.
You can't stop.
Did he tap two?
Two minutes.
Two minutes, you're like, well, maybe he was wriggling a little bit.
You weren't choking him the whole time.
Three minutes?
Three minutes, somebody's not wiggling, but he could be faking sleep and then come back and go back to assault.
And so you need to keep him in there for three minutes.
Four minutes?
So he's playing boss.
Now we're dead.
Now we're getting to it.
He might be dead situation.
He might be actually dead.
You can do that thing.
Lift a hand.
Three of those match over Daniel.
So then that happened and then four more minutes happened just five minutes.
That's fucked up.
He wasn't.
Six minutes, that's fucked up.
Seven minutes.
Lucky.
Too lucky.
Can't do it.
Okay.
You got to let go at seven, though, because that's where you stop.
Now he can breathe again.
Exactly.
Eight minutes.
Fucked up.
So you're saying this guy's guilty.
Well, guilty of what?
I would give him manslaughter.
He didn't intentionally try to kill the guy, but he did.
You never been harassed on the subway, bro.
You never had like a mariachi band or something like that come on to your thing while you try to listen to a podcast.
I never want to kill him, just like throw pennies at him.
That is my question.
How many times have he been on the subway?
For everybody else, this shit is, we've seen this.
Crazy person on the subway, you just go to the next train.
That's why you know he's a transplant.
Transplants can't, they don't know how New York operates and he overreacted.
So what you're saying is only New Yorkers can kill their homeless.
Absolutely.
Now, if that person was hitting your mom, would you have done what Daniel Penny did?
Damn, I wanted to say what she do.
Come on, mom.
I can't do that.
I can't do it with that.
He punched him on the nose, breaking nose and an orbital bone.
That seems just.
That seems all right.
Just beat his ass.
Yeah.
I just, I understand.
He just wanted to protect, beat, subdue him.
Yes, I get that.
It just seems eight minutes does seem like a lot of people.
Also, I think what they're saying is that he actually died from, it's one of those defense.
Like, oh, there's all this other stuff in his system, but come on, guys.
They're saying he had a faint pulse when they first got to him, and then they hit him with Narcan, and then he was pronounced dead after.
So they killed him.
Well, that was literally just one of the offenses.
Of course, the cops would kill another minority.
Exactly.
Damn, this motherfucker held his breath for eight minutes?
Of course.
But I think, according to what I read earlier, I got a lot of people.
He swam here, bro.
He's black.
Oh, I thought he's Puerto Rican.
I thought he's Latino.
He's black.
What's his name?
Jordan Neely.
Oh, yeah, Jordan Neely.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's a black man, bro.
You think this would be a news story if he was Puerto Rican?
Come on.
But apparently.
They would have been like, yo, it's a migrant.
Yeah.
I think in court, they testified that he let go 45 seconds after he had gone limp.
So like he was like sort of moving.
And then by the time he was limp, he let go 45 seconds later.
What I read earlier today.
I didn't know what he was doing.
Immediately after the limp, not helping.
I need to know what he was doing to the people on the subway.
Because that's what matters.
Some people are saying he was threatening.
Some people are saying he wasn't.
He was getting in some woman's face with kids.
He walked on the train.
Threatening a woman with children.
He was getting in their face.
I mean, yeah.
But that's the thing.
You have people on the same train saying two different things.
Because to me, that's the only thing that matters.
If you're threatening a woman with children, and if my wife with our baby is on the subway and there's a crazy person threatening her and she is locked in the subway, cannot control herself, cannot leave our baby because to defend herself against a man and another dude comes and steps in and fucking chokes her chokes that guy out.
I got to dap him up or something.
I don't know.
You could subdue him in other ways.
He said he was hungry, thirsty, and ready to die or go to jail.
And then there's...
That's scary.
Some people are saying that he's was harassing other people, like trying to half-lunch him into the movement.
The dude has mental illness.
Miles, what'd you say?
There's other people that said he's made half-lunch movements and said, I will kill, but these are all obviously just.
I mean, yeah, I will kill is different.
And if there's wife, if there's kids and moms, it's like, eh, that's a different thing.
And it's easy to say, oh, he should have.
But if you're in that situation, it's harder to say.
But it's harder to do.
Oh, I should do this.
This is only a tragedy because he's mentally ill.
If he was a sane person that was on the subway telling people, I plan to kill, I don't go, fuck, I'm ready, whatever.
I agree.
And somebody did.
The tragedy is mentally ill people are not in control of their body and they're not in control of their actions or their mind.
And they do these fucked up things.
And we don't really have a system that can support them.
If you're somebody that's living below the poverty line, I don't know if this guy is.
There's literally nothing for you but jail in the psych ward.
It's tragic.
And that's why, even though I made it a joke, I think a New Yorker would have recognized it.
Yeah, and they would have just like, hey, let's go to a different car, et cetera.
I agree with you there.
But if this is just a regular guy who's just like, you know what, fuck people today and I'm going to go harass them and then this happens.
I'm like, whatever.
The fact that he has the mental illness, I feel really badly.
Now, here's the thing.
There are serial killers that are mentally ill.
You got to get them the fuck out of here.
Just because you have a mental illness doesn't mean you have an excuse to harass people, to hurt people, to murder people, to break a woman's orbital bone.
That's not an excuse.
It's tragic that you're not in control of your body.
That sucks.
I guess I'm curious.
Is there a middle ground?
Like, is what Jordan Penny did to subdue him or Daniel Penny did to subdue him good?
Yeah, you probably should have subdued him.
Did he go too far?
Accidentally killed him?
I think that's the question.
I don't think people have.
How do you know?
Like, when do you know?
I don't know what the tragedy is.
That's a mistake.
I don't think you should be criminally liable.
I don't think it's manslaughter or homicide.
I think you should be free.
He's also not a UFC fighter who's choking people out all the time and knows when they're fucking done.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean he's a UFC fighter.
But you still, I think, train.
Yeah, you're trained for combat.
Yeah, but I don't think that you're jiu-jitsuing the Taliban.
I mean, but even.
Even more the reason why would you use that?
How many guys do you think he's choked out in his life?
I think what he's doing is doing what he believes to be the safest version of it, which is I can choke him out, pass him out, and then we can wake him back up like it happens in jujitsu gyms all over the country, etc.
That's what I'm assuming.
I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure they get trained in doing the same police shit with the armor behind the back and face that.
So apparently the cops didn't want to get involved.
They like wouldn't touch Daniel Penny because they thought they were going to get HIV or something like that, which is also like, if you're Daniel Penny, what the fuck am I like?
Racial Component in White Guy Justice00:05:51
Y'all are supposed to do your job now.
Take that.
I mean, that's how I knew he wasn't from New York because he touched the homeless.
Yeah.
Like, you know, the homeless dudes can get away with murder in New York because we think they all got HIV.
So they get to touch whoever they want.
They get to talk about it.
And they got the special type.
Like, they'll just jump on you.
You get a little too close.
That's why you got to move into another car.
100%.
So, if Daniel Penny, yeah, you should move, but if you see that wife and kid, you might be like, and again, I don't know exactly how I feel.
I'm just doing the both sides thing.
But, like, if you're him, you're like, you're probably looking at the mom and the kids, like, get the fuck off this train.
But then, if you're the mom, a kid, you might be terrified because this guy's saying, I'll kill you or whatever.
And you're just like, if I move, is he going to lunge in me?
What do I do?
I'm paralyzed with fear.
And then if you're this guy, you're like, all right, man, I got to do something because they're not fucking leaving.
And this is what it is.
I do get the feeling of like feeling that you need to do something to protect other people, especially wife and kid.
But I just think you took it too far.
And I do think, yeah, some people make mistakes and you have to pay a price for making a mistake.
Should he be criminally liable?
I do think he should be.
Well, I'm honestly asking, what's like a punishment to you, years-wise, whatever?
I don't really know how long you get, but I think this is typical manslaughter.
You did not intend to kill somebody, but you killed him by accident.
So whatever charge comes along with manslaughter, I think that's five years or something.
I think this thing's kind of light to me.
I mean, don't you want to reward Samaritans for protecting other innocents?
No, we have police for that.
That is true.
That is the line of the vigilante, vigilante shit.
That is what a vigilante to me is going out looking after something.
Whereas this guy just sees something go wrong.
And the thing where everybody else on the train just moved away and ignored it.
No, there was another guy that assisted and subdued his hands.
You know what I mean?
Like there was another guy that afterwards, they put him on his side and like basically to make him not like choke on a spit or his tongue to be like, oh, yeah, we don't want to kill him.
We're going to put it in.
Those are the people that after guys win in a fight, you come in after.
He can't really do it.
And so to me, manslaughter is like, oh, you're texting and driving and you hit someone in the crosswalk.
Like that was an innocent person that did nothing wrong, just happened to be the wrong place, wrong time.
You didn't mean to kill them.
You were texting and driving, not paying attention.
And it's unfortunate.
It's a version of it.
But this is where I would say, like, again, they even took off the manslaughter thing.
The judge was like, yeah, this is not going to stick.
And that's where they went with, what was it, negligent homicide?
And so that they moved it down another one.
And again, negligent homicide is basically like exactly what it sounds like.
And according, like, hey, he got tried in a court with 12 of his peers and he's got found non-guilty.
So who am I to say?
Right.
I just feel that in this case, we can't allow that because now this gives the okay for other people to do this thing.
I think people calling him a hero.
I'm like, that's why I see that going be like, all right, I almost feel like the same way with like Kyle Rittenhouse, where people are like, oh, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Like, it's not the same exact thing.
Oh, look, like, he killed him.
But it did get a little bit safer, though.
You know what I mean?
We've been seeing them stories on the subway.
XYZ is happening.
Maybe now not so much.
What is the racial component here?
Is this different if it's if it was white Michael Jackson?
I think he still gets killed.
But it's different if it's a white guy doing it and a white guy killing it.
Or a black guy does it and a black guy's killed.
Like if it's not cross-racial.
It's not as this is America.
The story is always bigger when it's add some gas on it for sure.
For a reason, but yeah.
But so it probably wouldn't just be a national story if it's the same, if it's Asian on Asian or if it's Indian on it, whatever it is.
It just wouldn't be a national story.
We wouldn't even know about it.
Probably.
Probably not.
Right.
So we know about it because of the racial component, but that doesn't mean that it's less frustrating or divisive.
Right.
So the racial component puts the gas on it, which makes it on everybody's radar, but the situation itself is the divisive thing.
You see what I'm trying to ask?
Or does the racial component make it divisive?
It adds health divisions.
I feel that because I think some people immediately just see the racial component first before even knowing all of that.
So they're informing all of their got it.
They're informing their decisions.
We see that shit online all the time.
So it's, so it's, so it's white guy chokes out black guy and he is considered innocent.
Yeah.
And then you're looking Ways they're only looking for ways to where justify what they feel.
Got it.
Whereas if it was white guy chokes out white guy and he's innocent, there's just less of a care about it because it doesn't tap into preconceived notions that we have about groups or not even groups, just like how the world treats us.
And you can empathize with a black person that's looking at going like, man, if it was me who did this to some white person, I'd be locked up guaranteed.
But what some white person does to someone who looks like me, they're free.
The or a black person being like, the reason they choke him out until he dies because they don't respect his life as much.
Because if it was a white guy, he would have been like, all right, you're good.
Let me subdue you and not.
And based on experiences in that person's life, you can go, okay, I can see why he's informed.
This decision is informed in this way.
But it doesn't mean that justice wasn't served, which is what you said.
Like a jury of his peers looked at this, all the information, way more information than we fucking got, and they were like, he's not guilty.
So there might be things that they know that we're just not aware of that made them come to that conclusion.
And if it's a New York City fucking jury, it's not going to be a bunch of white guys that look like him.
Exactly.
So it's.
Yeah.
But it does change the lens.
And then you have activists on both sides.
Like, again, one side being like, this guy is amazing.
We need more of this.
And it's like, all right, well, that seems a little far.
But then people on the other side being like, Jordan Neely was only killed because of his skin color.
And it's like, well, I don't know if that's true.
Now, when somebody comes on the train and they try to do that thing where they like dance and do flips and throw their hat in the air, you know that I love showtime.
Now, if they try to do showtime, is there a part of you where you just get up and you go like, like, just to not to showtime?
Not to showtime.
Showtime is not great.
Jordan Neely Bus Incident Debate00:12:01
I had the same story where my dad kicked me out because I'm gay and now I have AIDS.
I heard this story.
All right.
Showtime.
I heard that story multiple times because one time my boy started laughing.
My boy's crazy.
Giant black dude.
This gay white dude comes on, starts doing the whole thing.
My boy just goes, and then he said, What's so funny?
He said, Your dad kicked you out because you're gay and you got AIDS.
And then the homeless got stored off the train.
Shout out to New York.
I know that I never heard that one.
The greatest comedian in New York is just riding public transit.
He's not doing comedy at all.
He's just dancing that shit.
Remember that video, that dude on the bus in Queens?
Black dude talking to Jamaican lady.
And the Jamaican lady's complaining about how she's in traffic.
He's just like, we're all in traffic.
We all late.
It's New York.
We all in traffic.
All right.
You don't want traffic?
Go to Jamaica.
Walk to work.
We all late.
Get a car.
We all late.
Bro, he is cooking this bitch on a fucking bus.
That's awesome.
The bus is laughing.
Oh, the whole bus is dying laughing.
Get the clip up.
Everybody late to Snow York.
That's why I went on.
You want to be on time?
Go to Jamaica and walk to work.
If I was here, I would have emptied it.
That's it.
You're going to get late.
I don't give a shit, man.
Wherever you're from, you might be on time.
I was talking to the drive-by.
But you're annoying me.
So now I'm going to speak on you.
You know what it is?
You upset because you got a bullshit-ass job.
And you late to your bullshit ass job.
You can't buy a car because you got a bullshit.
Don't be mad.
Don't fuck everybody else.
Day y'all.
Poor lady got a wheelchair.
She got her on the bus in a wheelchair.
That's why the bus is late.
It takes 50 minutes to get up.
You're going to be mad at that?
Fuck it out of here.
Drive by.
Actually, your boss will raise.
She could buy a car and you wanted to take the fucking bus.
Oh, this is awesome.
I'm going to probably get fired.
I'm mad late.
I should have been on the 1210 instead of the 1213.
That's my fault.
Hey, that's far.
Wake your ass up, Ernie.
Put the fucking dumplings down.
I mean, and get on the bus.
You could keep going.
I could keep going.
I'm getting off at five towns.
So we could get all the way to five towns.
Oh, this is Far Rock bus too.
I'm retarded too.
Me and the bus driver, both retarded.
Everybody's retarded now.
Who else retarded on this bus?
This bus is too long for everybody to be retarded.
Oh my God.
Go a little slower, driver.
Go ahead.
Slow down a little bit.
Get emotion sickness on the bathroom.
Slow down a little bit.
This is awesome.
This is so awesome.
What's she talking about?
I mean, an absolute legend.
We need him on the pop.
Yeah, I was about to say, how do we contact this guy?
How do we get to that?
I think this is Far Rock going to Jamaica because it has to pass through five towns.
And he was like, I'm getting off the five towns.
Wow.
Put him on stage tonight, Mark.
Two minutes.
Bro, he's the best.
He's incredible.
That guy's on the bottom.
Put the dumplings down.
Wake up a little early.
This is too long, bro.
I thought he was out.
I thought he was done.
Nothing left.
Slow down.
He's emotion sickness.
Bro, I wish I could do that.
Yeah.
I feel like, is that black privilege that he's able to go back and forth with some Jamaican lady?
If she was saying that to me, I'd be like, ma'am, look, we're all trying our best.
Okay.
And it's a tough economy.
I get it, okay?
Voter ID laws or something.
I would just immediately go.
I would just be smart.
New Yorkers are weird because they'll bully you, but if somebody else is bullying, they'll stand up to the bully.
They don't like that.
They're very about justice unless they're bullying you.
Then it's all good.
Bro, my wife took the train with the baby.
Oh, boy.
And she was like, What's wrong with you?
She was going.
She's busy.
She's going to do it.
What?
What?
A newborn, bro.
Put her in a fucking Uber, bro.
You can't Uber with a newborn, motherfucker.
How are you going to do it?
You got to get a car seat.
You got to strap it in.
They're doing what everybody does.
What's wrong with the subway?
Have Ubers with car seats.
Yeah, wait, ask Aligan what's wrong with the subway.
Yeah.
Why can't we all do the subway?
It's crazy.
I didn't even fucking ask, dude.
Thank you, Miles.
Miles, that was fantastic, bro.
Miles, that was absolutely cool.
Someone give me a zip.
Miles, that was absolutely.
That joke was so good to use it.
But it is.
She was like, I can't take it anymore.
I was like, why?
She was like, I was like, was it dangerous?
She was like, no, everyone's talking to me.
She's like, I was like, really?
She's like, yeah, like, I go in with the baby, like, strapped to me.
I just like the MCA guy's like, yo, where's your baby's hat?
Like, you got to put a hat on the baby.
Everyone's got like parenting advice.
Everyone's chiming in.
She can't go more than five feet.
Someone be like, do you want the seat?
Can I give you this greatest city in the world?
And she's like, no, I'll just stand.
And they're like, no, you should really sit.
Like, come on, please sit.
Listen, you can.
This is so bad.
They're being nice to me.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, that was.
I know.
I can't do it.
You could be getting punched in the orbital bowl by Michael Jackson in person.
She's upset.
Oh, man.
Man.
No, it's the best city.
That's what I told you.
It's the funniest in terms of just regular people.
It's the funniest.
And Boston, maybe?
Yo, Boston has the funniest comedians, but like at least the ones that I find the most funny tend to come out of Boston.
But in terms of just humans, New York's funny.
There's probably not black people in Boston.
That's the thing.
Like, you need black people.
You need that energy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, and you need black people in public when they're being funny.
Because they'll be funny in public in a way that like sometimes white people a little like afraid to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that guy on the bus was like, it's my bus.
And we're going to have some fun.
And we're going to get comfy and we're going to talk that shit.
But that is a that is an urban thing.
Like you have to be from a big city to be that comfortable talking in front of people who you don't know.
Yeah.
Like most people, that's their biggest fear is speaking in public.
But if you talk to your friend on the subway, there's 100 people listening.
Yeah.
Like we all pretend we're not listening, but if that story gets good, I'm tapping it.
I listen to so many goddamn stories.
I miss a stop just to finish this story.
Bro.
And most of the time going to school, it just roast sessions on the bus.
The whole bus is an audience, bro.
There's a crossing guard lady outside my apartment that might be the funniest person I ever met.
What's she saying?
It's just cold outside.
So she's like, can I please come inside your lobby?
It's just freezing out here.
I was like, yeah, of course.
And she's like, oh my God, sometimes these kids are crossing the street walking so slow.
I was like, that's what you're worried about.
She's like, yeah, it's freezing cold.
These kids are fucking taking their sweet ass time.
It's like talking shit about like literal children crossing the street.
And then she's just like, Jay-Z's on the other side.
He's innocent.
He's innocent.
So that's why it's funny.
That's why it's funny.
Because he's innocent.
Why did he cross the street?
Why did he cross the street?
No reason.
I don't know.
What?
What?
Not crazy.
There's no way that you can convict him.
He has reasonable doubt.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Should we go through every album?
No.
New York City is the center of the universe when you think about it.
Talk that shit.
Danny Penny's here.
Talk that shit.
The CEO gets shot.
What?
Why are you starting with Dana Penny?
I'm going.
Keep cooking.
Right now.
Right?
Diddy's here.
JJ here.
Daniel Penny's here.
The United CEO.
Kendrick took his first loss of 2024 here.
Everything's happening.
And then the aliens are showing up in Jersey.
No, I didn't show up in Jersey.
They got stuck in Travis.
They're trying to come through the bridge to get into the city.
You rapping Georgiana?
Wait, what?
Do y'all don't know about Georgiana?
What is that?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
No idea.
I'm a little bad bitch, too.
Uh-huh.
No idea.
Y'all really need to get up on your rappers, man.
You just think I was shifty.
I know.
I know.
I'm like, what the hell did you tell him more than we do?
Shout out, Georgiana, bro.
Yo, Miles, what are you bringing the points today, dude?
Yo, Miles, good.
Miles good, man.
Fat Miles is way better than the time.
When he was skinny, he was too hungry.
He was too hungry when he was skinny.
This is a mental clarity effect.
I know.
I can't believe you wore that shirt, Miles.
You motherfucker.
Don't he look like the roadies for a rock band?
He's setting up speakers and doing guitar.
Bend over.
You see it.
He's Bobby Sander.
Sando.
Sundo.
Shout out Sando, the legend.
This is what they saw in Jersey.
Now, this is not just like people on the internet posting about it.
I mean, it is that, but it's also they got the mayors are asking the state to investigate it because they're like, why?
Like, what are these spy craft?
Is it weather balloons?
Is it people flying drones away?
China again, yeah.
What are they into?
They're ahead of us.
Who's these aliens?
He's talking about the Chinese again.
It's a plane.
Miles, yeah, you don't believe none of this shit.
That's just a plane.
No, I sort of believe in aliens, I'll be honest with you.
I mean, yeah, you're an alien, you're gonna put a bunch of lights on your shit.
Don't seem suspicious.
That doesn't seem that suspicious to me.
Yeah.
What part of Jersey is this, yo?
The part that gets flown over by Newark.
Yeah.
Miles on carbohydrates is a problem.
I know.
It's crazy.
Miles, you're supposed to be thick, man.
But if anyone should know about the planes, it's the people that live where the planes fly over, right?
Yeah.
So they should know.
Man, aliens don't give cars, bro.
Yeah, they're going to know.
How long is your faz going forward?
You think a Marine knows how to choke people out?
The people that live under the airport know what an airplane looks like.
No, they don't.
Of course they do.
And now they see this shit and they're like, what airplane looks like this back on your laptop.
Find something else.
Yo, I just want to give a quick shout out to my boy John Fattigate.
We started comedy earlier in our careers together.
He, you know, produced some really cool stuff.
And now he has gone on and created this venture that is Arctic.
Okay.
These are, these look like just regular shorts.
Okay.
They are not regular shorts.
They are shorts for you when you're getting in your cold plunge to protect your balls so you can stay in there longer.
Okay.
You want to reap the benefits of the cold plunge.
I just want to let you guys know why John's not paying me to do this.
Okay.
This is a fucking good guy.
He's a friend and I want to look out for him.
And the basic idea is don't let your balls being cold stop you from getting the benefits of a long cold plunge.
Protect your balls and then get all the benefits that the cold plunge gives you.
Stay in there longer.
Okay.
Reduce that inflammation.
Do all those things that make you feel good.
Get another few minutes away from your wife and family.
All the things that protect your physical and mental health.
So Arctic right here.
It's my boy.
Okay.
Assad Regime Geopolitical Strategy00:03:58
Once again, not paying me.
I just want to support him.
They look fire.
He's a great fucking guy.
I mean this genuinely.
He's a great fucking guy.
Love you, Fatty.
He's giving y'all 25% off the promo code flagrant at Arctic.
A-R-K-T-K-Coldwear.com.
Fatigate, we love you.
We're proud of you.
We appreciate you.
And I hope you kill with these.
Get some stocking stuffer, whatever it is.
But I just want to support you.
I think you're fucking awesome.
And we love you.
Appreciate you.
Peace.
All right.
Should we talk about Syria and solve that?
Yeah, let's solve it.
So what is it?
I know nothing.
The Jews.
That's what I heard.
So that's what I heard.
What do you mean?
I just heard it was done.
Wait, what do you mean?
That's everything.
Yeah, it is.
So what happened?
So Syria fell.
The Assad regime fell.
Refugees took over or some shit like that?
What's it?
He could have just been saying that.
And he was talking to him about my airport thing.
My airport didn't make sense.
I'm just stupid.
You're not funny, but it's worse.
I think we need Akash to explain it to us.
Oh, I know nothing.
So this is what happened.
I think some refugees came back to Syria, took that shit back.
Lauren Hill started singing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fujila.
You know what I mean?
That's what I think happened.
Assad fell.
I don't know who Assad is, to be honest with you.
That's everything.
Just make a Lauren Hill reference.
Refugees.
Yeah, you got that.
You're a little late to it.
Yeah.
Well, here's the reality.
None of us really know what happened in Syria.
But it looked like Russia's a little preoccupied with Ukraine.
They can't back Syria anymore.
The Assad regime needs that Russian support in order to stay in power.
Russian support is gone.
Now Russia loses their influence with Syria.
Do we swoop in?
Who swoops in and takes over Syria?
Is this a win for the neocons?
Is this the exact thing that the American neocons wanted?
The Warhawk Americans wanted.
Did they fund the Ukraine war to get Russia out of Syria so that they couldn't build some pipeline or something or the other to fuck over Western influence in the region?
Who knows?
And doesn't Syria get money from Iran?
I think they were financed by Turkey in this one.
Oh.
Right?
I think it was Turkey backing them.
The rebels were backed by the Turks.
By the Turks, yeah.
But Assad was backed by Iran and Russia.
Yes, that's why I heard it was a win for the Jews.
Well, it definitely went for the Jews because you guys get a little land up there.
So you can leave them Palestinians alone now.
We need a buffer.
There's just a buffer.
Starts as a buffer, bro.
They don't want it.
Starts as a buffer.
Starts as a buffer.
Then it becomes a 40-plus year, like, let's not get involved with each other thing.
Yeah.
Bashar al-Assad.
And now that Russia's out of the way, you're like, all right, what's up?
No, now there's an unknown.
So hopefully.
I'm just wondering, is this part of a larger geopolitical strategy by the powers that be the deep state, if you will, in America?
Was this the goal the whole time to pull Russia out of Syria and remove their influence in the region?
Or was this Russia's way of getting out of the Middle East in the same way America's gotten out of the Middle East?
Is it Western?
Is it the Western country's way of going, you know what?
It's too much stress trying to fucking hold these motherfuckers down over here.
We don't want to deal with it.
America wants to get the fuck out of Afghanistan.
Russia's like, all right, they out of Afghanistan.
Fuck it.
It's too expensive.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We got to prop up this Assad regime the whole time, fight terrorists the whole time.
We don't even get anything from it.
We go on.
The West maybe has just grown tired of trying to essentially colonize the Middle East.
Egypt Church and King Herod00:05:59
Here's what I'm trying to figure out.
Where is Syria?
Fuck.
Guy in the know.
Pull it up.
Pull it up.
Pull it up, Mark.
Let me see.
Before he could say it, let's all guess.
Nah, why are we hungry?
Because I think I know.
I think I know more or less.
I think I know more or less, but I don't want to.
What is more or less, man?
I think it's to the right of Lebanon and damn it.
You sort of blew it there.
I was going to say, Al name two countries.
Mark named two countries.
Everyone named two countries at borders.
Oh, that's easy.
No, it ain't.
Nah, not for me.
Saudi Arabia.
Where'd Jesus go?
Just think about the trip.
My man had to pull up.
Israel.
Israel?
That's true.
Where else did he go?
Egypt.
Remember he went down to Egypt?
I thought that was the other dude, the Red Sea guy.
Well, they both went down there.
All right.
Jesus went to Egypt?
A few years apart?
I didn't know he went to Egypt.
What was he doing in Egypt?
He was hiding out.
How do you know that?
I went to Friday.
I know, yeah.
How the fuck you don't know that?
You should know this shit.
Their parents let Mary and I think, I think Giuseppe went down there, too, because the word was out.
So they dipped on him.
This is when he was like a kid?
Yeah.
Yo, you're a bad Christian.
I mean, I heard that.
I didn't know that.
You're a bad black person, yo.
Nah, nah.
Jesus was in Africa.
You ain't even know.
Yeah, but we just.
Did a tour date just like you had no idea.
We just like this.
Hey, I'm right about what I said, right?
I hope not.
Not even that.
Shift.
He's the only one who actually knows the Bible.
I had heard like a version of this.
Jesus is the version of this.
It's church, dog.
No, no, no, it's a hard version.
It's not in the gospels.
From the ages of like six to or like seven to like 30.
I've heard that he went and learned like in the mystery schools in Egypt.
But I don't know.
The mystery schools.
Six to 30, you know, 24 years of Jesus' life?
Yo, he died at 32 or 33, didn't he?
33.
So you know three years that Jesus is 33?
You know 9% of his life?
Talking that shit.
Talking about shit.
90% of his life, yo.
You put all your faith in some guy, you don't even know what he did for the whole part of his life.
Pretty dark.
Yeah, I'm friends with y'all.
I don't know what the fuck y'all were doing.
He sounded like that with Jay-Z.
Yeah.
Jay-Z, Jesus.
I mean, he's close.
It's close.
Jay is Hova.
I mean, maybe.
If you saw a church, I'll take your word for it.
I mean, I was in it.
I think it was him that was in the church.
I don't think it was shifting.
It shifted here.
No, he went to Jesus.
God damn.
But no, I'm pretty.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm almost 100% positive.
He's a good father vibes.
He's right there.
That was weird.
I just want him to prove him wrong.
That's what I said.
So I'm almost positive he went, right?
Yeah.
Jesus went to Egypt.
He looks shaky now.
You're kind of shaking.
You're accidentally wow.
He's looking around.
I just don't know if it's in the Bible.
I just don't know if it's in the Bible, but it might be true.
No, it's not in the Bible.
It's in the church.
I visited the church.
It doesn't border Egypt.
What doesn't border Egypt?
In the Gospel of Mountains.
I never said Syria ordered borders.
I said Israel borders Egypt.
He said Israel and Lebanon.
My bad.
And Lebanon don't border Egypt.
It goes Lebanon, Israel, Egypt.
No, you said Syria bordered Lebanon.
Oh, Israel, Lebanon.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Mixed up what you were feeding him.
Talking about Jesus is in Egypt.
We got to that as a child.
Yes, he was a child.
Yes.
I went to the church he was in.
They showed me where he was chilling.
Oh, fire.
Wow.
It was fire.
It was cool.
Wow.
And the Gospel of Matthews, Alan and the story.
Gospel of Matthew.
It's in Matthew.
Wait, what did he do?
Y'all don't be reading your book.
You don't even read your book.
Why do you think I'm Orthodox?
Why do you think I'm Orthodox?
He's just Wikipedia this year.
These murders go to church.
The guy up there is just e blurbus.
None of them speak Latin.
They pretend that they're praying and then they leave.
Yes.
That's crazy.
And you just, I think y'all go to church just to tell the priest that you jerk off a lot.
I think that's what y'all do.
You already go to church and y'all like that.
You don't have to go to church.
You just tell them.
I go to church.
Who do you tell him you jerk off to?
I don't have a guy in my church.
It's in a public school in Harlem.
I go to church in a public school in Harlem every once in a blue room.
And they do not have a priest there for me to talk to.
So if you tell him you jerk off, what do they say?
Would I tell God up there?
Or would you tell anybody?
They don't have confessional.
Only your place has confessional.
So who do you tell you jerked off to?
Fans of this book?
God knows, dog.
What you got to jerk him for?
Exactly.
If you think God needs to do that, that is true.
God needs, I know.
Why do you have to confess?
God needs the secretary.
God knows.
Exactly.
That's what a preacher is just a secretary who you're confessing to.
Like, God don't already know.
Exactly.
Hey, leave God a message.
I jerked off three times this year.
Where the hell, Mark?
Mark, why did he flee to Egypt?
It don't make no fucking sense.
What a stupid thing.
It's like God came from He said who was immaculate.
Because King Herod heard that there was the birth of the king of the Jews.
So King Herod felt threatened.
He said, We got to get out of here.
Why?
Egypt?
Outside King Herod's jurisdiction.
And there were Jews there, so the family, the holy family, could blend in.
And who was killed?
Who's my bad again?
I'm sorry.
Who was King Harry?
You're right.
I'm not crazy about that.
Ain't that crazy?
He put the word out for a child.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
King Harry is a wild boy.
Game of Thrones.
That is looking for Stormborn.
You know who it really is?
Harry Potter.
That's true.
Very much so.
That's true.
That's Harry Potts.
That's Potts right there.
The boy who was.
That you know.
So I didn't know that Neville Longbottom was also the boy who lived.
Possibly whoever he went after became the kid in the prophets.
But they don't show that in the movie at all.
No, they don't.
The movie's not.
I don't read the books.
I know my boy.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
That's on me.
That's on me.
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Once my daughter gets old enough for me to just say things out loud and she just sits there, she don't have to know anything.
I'm reading the book to her.
That's going to be amazing.
My parents read the book to me, and that is awesome.
It's cool, right?
Don't bring up the map.
Let's bring up the map.
Well, let's see while it looks like this still.
Russia is big.
Oh, yeah, it's got no elito in there.
We got to spread that around.
Case Rosso did say something.
He said when the CNN ticker said Syrian rebels have taken Syria or whatever, he goes, so that's who we want to win, right?
If we don't want them when we call them terrorists, if you want them when we call them rebels, that's how that works, right?
That's a great fucking point.
Yeah, they're fighting Russia.
They're rebels.
Yeah.
Trying to get the old Miss fans on your side.
Yeah.
Who's to the east of Syria?
They're fighting Ukraine.
They're terrorists.
To the east of Syria is Lebanon.
No, Iraq.
The other way.
Oh, east.
Sorry.
Yeah, Iraq's here.
And then what about Turkey?
Oh, it's Turkey.
Okay.
Below, it's Jordan.
And then in between Syria and Israel at Golan Heights, you know, that little.
What's above?
What's above Lebanon?
Above Lebanon is more Syria.
Oh, Syria goes right to the water?
Yeah.
Wow, that's a nice piece of land right there.
They should have kept that.
Why aren't they trying to keep that?
You see how he sounds right now?
They should have kept that.
Oh, we might need to see about that.
Donald!
I heard Syria.
Nah, Donald knows.
Look at all that waterfront.
Yeah.
Nah, Donald.
Yeah, Donald got to look into that.
Donald, got to look into that.
Shout out to Syrians, though.
They seem like good people.
I like Syrians.
52nd state after Canada.
I like the idea of incorporating Canada and America.
I like it a lot.
Yeah.
I think that we should do Mexico as well.
Oh, how do you stop illegal immigration?
Make them citizens.
We already did that to them multiple times.
Adisona, Tejas, California, Mexico, though.
Well, Texas got freedom and then.
What I'm saying is every time we embraced places that used to be Mexico, they've been awesome.
Yeah, we came up.
Name one place that used to be Mexico that we don't love right now.
Bring us some more.
Bring us some more.
If they are down, I'm down.
And then we cut it off right after Mexico.
Right after Mexico.
Think about how small that wall is now.
It's just a little bit right there.
You just got to build out.
I mean, if we're going to keep going down, like Colombia's kind of cool.
I think we should annex maybe a city or two.
Yeah, not the whole thing.
Yeah, then annex a city.
What if they just take North America, South America, make it America?
Yeah, no.
Now we're talking, but then you look at that and you're like, I mean, Japan has got some cool things right there.
And that's right.
Is this how it starts?
Is this how Napoleon was talking to his boys?
He was like, yo, Germany kind of fire.
Like, they got some bread or whatever.
This is kind of cool.
It's Pokemon, bro.
You just want to catch them all.
You got it.
And it's really not that hard.
Duff, then you don't have to smuggle your girls in, bro.
Yeah.
We had Brazil.
That's true.
I'm really not into the Brazilians at all.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
What are we saying?
Is there a lot of God?
What are we saying?
It's not the top of the list.
Don't be, what's the top of the list?
Jewish girls?
Okay.
Can we just speak in not fantasy?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
We've been on this pod long enough.
The girls of Tel Aviv.
The girls.
I'll tell you that.
Thank you.
So the Jewish girls that look Brazilian.
Yeah, they look mixed with something.
You got it.
So the Brazilian-looking Jewish girls, God.
But the Israeli is the most, that's the most Jewish.
You can't knock them for that.
You got to give them that.
I'll give them that.
Because I would tell Avi.
The Marikashkenazi is beautiful women there.
Boom.
Now, what about Brazilians that are you off of right now?
What is the, what is it?
What Brazilians do I have?
No, no.
Why?
You don't like them.
You used to really like them.
Now I can't talk to them without hearing your voice about Brazilians.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
I can't.
No, no.
How you can't make them deal?
Removed an entire country.
Could you grab me, taunt me?
Have you guys seen the video?
Have you seen the video that that kid going viral that sings the exact same song in every single video appears everywhere?
He's with Mr this one though, but that's gonna happen for you.
You're saying, no, I just want to change.
There are beautiful Brazilian women?
I don't think that there's.
They're not beautiful.
I have tons of beautiful Brazilian women.
What do they sound like?
Yeah, I mean, give me a situation.
I'll tell you what they would say, Dove, can you take me to Chocolate Cheese with my friends do?
We ordered the Chalk And Cheese restaurant with my friends.
Very phones, go to the Chalk And Cheese, please do.
Can you please take us to the Chalk And Cheese, REST of all, and then we can play in the Bow Pie.
I want to play with my friends in the bow People.
You know yeah, I gotta start.
I gotta literally I gotta start asking for passports when Dove brings these girls in because I I, you get concerned that they might be here trafficked.
Don't do that.
I'm just saying I, they're of legal age, of course, but they might be trafficked.
Yeah, is that that crazy?
You could be of age in traffic.
A girl is sent to America to hold a surfboat outside and you don't think that they're trafficked.
They're trafficked illegally.
That's not a real job.
You can't put that on an application.
Yeah, held the surfboat outside.
How do you think a job?
So tell me about your work experience.
Um, I used to shovel sand outside the result in Paltugo and Bowsy and one guy found me.
He took me on the container ship and they put me into uh, New York City and I take all the surfboat from around the city and I put it up front of Tommy Hufigo.
And then one Jewish guy come to me said he could change my whole life, make me a big star.
He made me a big time.
He put me all the movie pictures and so far, when we go to his house, he calls me on my back.
Outside of that, i've not become a big star.
He called on my back.
He make me go through shower immediately and sleep in his guest room.
That's a beautiful love story.
It's really up.
But shout out, Brazil man, some great people out there.
Awesome people, awesome people.
Great food awesome, incredible food incredible, great food.
Great restaurants.
Restaurants are fantastic of all the South American countries.
What, what restaurants are there?
What's your first Brazilian dish?
I mean all of them.
It's like Tromano.
That's a Bioverse, let me tell you.
It's a beautiful place.
Might stutter when he's trying to make a point, but if he's trying to tell you about food in another Other country.
This guy is solid.
Solid.
Never faulted once.
Hey, I'm a foodie.
What can I say, guys?
What can I say?
Oh, my God, guys.
Oh, my God, guys.
All right, guys.
Any other questiones before we go to Patrione?
I'm not going to think.
I was moved to Syria.
Yeah.
All right.
Tell me where it is again.
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Thank you guys so much.
We love y'all motherfuckers.
Y'all the best.
I saw y'all riding for me this past week, and it is appreciated.