Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Trump's America is Less Weird & Why the Dems NEED Bernie

Nov. 13, 2024 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh

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Trump's America is Less Weird & Why the Dems NEED Bernie

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Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh argue Democrats need Bernie Sanders, criticizing identity politics for distracting from wealth inequality while enabling legacy admissions at Harvard and Yale. They analyze Kamala Harris's failed strategy versus Trump's broad appeal, debate the Zach Bryan and Dave Portnoy feud involving a $12 million NDA, and discuss Jake Paul's UFC fight against Mike Tyson. The episode concludes by contrasting Nayib Bukele's authoritarian Bitcoin legalization in El Salvador with American democratic struggles, suggesting economic disparity drives true revolution. [Automatically generated summary]
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Trump's America and Chipper Nail Polish 00:14:48
	What's up everybody and welcome to Donald Trump's America man.
	One weekend, Al's nail polish is starting to chip away like I said.
	I haven't seen Al dress as masculine in so long.
	He's got Timberlands.
	He's got on the camo pants, a Nick's shirt, not a Liberty.
	You see you walk in here with a fucking Diana Taurasi jersey and a campaign dangling from your neck.
	But now we got masculine Al back in Donald Trump's America.
	Look at this shit.
	Mark got his chest sticking out.
	Akash almost matching.
	He got a collar that's only got one waffle on it.
	How could you not love Donald Trump's America?
	Almost.
	Dub hasn't said anything Jewish yet.
	No.
	Nature is healing.
	Nature is healing.
	You know what?
	It might be good.
	He bought a cyber truck, too.
	Who?
	This guy.
	You bought a cyber truck?
	Oh, somebody told me.
	How did you not tell us this?
	Somebody tell me they saw you in a cyber truck.
	What do you mean what do you mean?
	You don't make big purchases without telling the boys.
	You have to bring it up.
	I just got it.
	Last week.
	But I had to put the wrap on it.
	It wasn't ready.
	You made a commercial before you told us.
	Yeah.
	Wait, wait, you made a commercial?
	Yeah.
	Pull up the clip, Mark.
	Oh, no.
	You didn't lease it through WTF.
	Oh, my God.
	Conveniently before you.
	Oh, my God.
	IRS.
	Someone had a good year.
	Someone had a good year.
	We got to spend some money before the government takes it.
	Let me tell you something.
	Donald Trump is coming for your fucking cyber truck, okay?
	Don't think for a second, WTF and all the slander of Donald Trump that happened on those podcasts.
	He's not coming to collect.
	No, no.
	Donald Trump and Elon Musk America, they let you have a cyber truck.
	Probably going to save even more after some of his employees get deported.
	That's a good ass point.
	You be hiring illegals.
	So them and their families going, but that was one of the coldest shit that that Tom Holman has.
	Oh, son, that was confusing.
	That actually opened up Mexico, bro.
	That's going to be hard.
	That's going to be far.
	Okay, so you got a cyber truck without even telling the boys.
	Yeah, I just got it.
	It's nice.
	Did you originally pay the $100 to get the right to buy one?
	You remember?
	No, yeah.
	He never got a refund on that.
	What do you mean?
	You never got to buy a cyber truck.
	I could buy a cyber truck.
	I'm glad.
	So I asked Tanya if I can get your like whatever, what you put down, a down payment for?
	Because they weren't letting everybody buy.
	Only the people were able to buy the Foundation Series Cybertruck, which was $100,000, were the people who put down that $100.
	And then I waited a couple weeks and they dropped it to $80,000.
	No.
	So all the people who bought that first cyber truck, the only difference is that on the side of the truck, it just has foundation.
	I mean, that is.
	But the truck is exactly the same.
	Yeah, but everybody.
	You're describing sneakers.
	How the fuck?
	You have a purchase.
	$20,000 for a fucking deep hair.
	Bro, it just says Supreme on it.
	Exactly.
	He's Air Force One.
	Do you see 11?
	Yo, let him have a truck.
	Let me add a cool truck.
	Nah, in Trump's America, I'm not saying it's.
	It just says Nike on it.
	That's what he just said.
	It just says Nike on it.
	Why don't you buy the K-Swiss?
	You got the K-Swiss cyber truck because else you got it.
	No, Al.
	Please tell me you didn't get the K-Swiss.
	Elon's the greatest man in the world right now.
	Oh, so are you on the bus?
	Yeah, man.
	Yo, yo, yo, you.
	No, no.
	He's always been on Tesla.
	You've always been on Tesla.
	I was on Tesla early.
	Black-owned business or African-owned business.
	There you go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's fine.
	So this is the video.
	Can we watch the video?
	I mean, that you made?
	The white dove.
	This is your.
	Why do you need a car for a podcast studio?
	Because we do production.
	We do off-site productions where we have to travel with equipment.
	They have to drive.
	You got a light, bro.
	That is true.
	It's a lot of lights.
	A lot of highlights, a lot of cameras.
	We do make sure productions over there.
	You do.
	So you drive the gear.com.
	So you drive the gear.
	I do.
	Do you guys own the gear or do you guys rent it when you do these products?
	I own the gear.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	You could have written that off too.
	The fuck on it.
	Come on, man.
	Damn, bro.
	Yeah.
	Fucking that.
	Well, what are we supposed to buy before the end of the day?
	Yeah, it's the end of the year.
	My wife acting like half funds are tax-deductible or something.
	I caught her this morning.
	I woke up.
	My alarm.
	She's scrolling some shit on the phone.
	I'm like, what the hell is this woman doing?
	I figured that's why I was tired.
	Say again.
	I figured that's why you just went to Paris.
	I did that to avoid everything else.
	I did that because there wasn't enough family drama.
	That's why every time shit is too good in the family LA, why don't we take a trip and see if we can just spontaneously combust this entire thing?
	That's always fun.
	These are too calm.
	Yeah, these are way too much of the pile.
	Yo, one of the things that's crazy, it's actually shocking to me is how well women get along with their crazy.
	It's crazy.
	It's just like, dude, the past.
	How can we do that?
	I know I wish, dude.
	What's wrong with men?
	They really are the fair of sex.
	They really are the fair of sex.
	Like, what's wrong with men in Donald Trump's America that we can't just get along with them?
	But these women do it swimmingly.
	Yeah.
	It's just like, they really, they are the change they want to see in the world.
	They truly are the change.
	It really goes to show you that men really cause all the problems.
	We do.
	Because when we're hanging out with the relatives, there's beef non-stop.
	But like when they like, we really just take the smallest slight and make a big deal, and then we bring it up to our spouses later and make them get involved.
	It's just like, why?
	Why do we do that?
	I think the reason we do it is so we can add two to three more podcasts a week because that's what I think it is.
	You think Kamala's in-laws voted for her?
	Be honest.
	Hell no.
	Hell no.
	You don't think they voted?
	No.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're Jewish, right?
	They went MAG all the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	They were voting for Donald J. Trump.
	Okay, yo.
	So here's the thing that I need to just point out that I think is very important.
	Okay.
	Mark brought this to my attention, but also social media and TikTok did.
	I did not know that you could get payouts to do interviews with presidential candidates.
	This is crazy.
	Here we go, right?
	Innocently spending our own money to create beautiful sets, tens of thousands of dollars.
	Yeah.
	To create beautiful sets, hiring Russians, hiring smelly Russian women.
	So Mike with this woman had.
	Listen, I felt, I never felt more bad for Ukraine.
	So I go, if this is what y'all got is this what y'all doing on a daily basis?
	Chemical warfare.
	I had to apologize to Mark.
	I'm like, Mark, it's the former president, bro.
	Shout out to him.
	And then when it was hot, I was like, my bad.
	Yeah, that was great.
	And Trump married one.
	Crazy.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	This is, listen, listen, that's a ballsy guy.
	Yeah.
	Point is, point is, we dealt with the smell of that Russian.
	Okay.
	We spent tens of thousands to create a beautiful set to respect the future president, right?
	We reach out to Kama.
	We're willing to do the exact same thing.
	We're reaching out to, and we're reaching out to Bill Quinton.
	We're willing to do our customers.
	We'll spend our own money.
	We'll spend our own.
	We didn't even know that you could hit him up.
	Lo and behold, all these celebrities that did interviews with them are getting paid millions of dollars.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	Thank you, Mark.
	Now, we're the bad guys.
	We're the bad guys for platforming the current president at the time.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	But these celebrities.
	These celebrities whose votes are for sale get no criticism.
	That's a little peculiar.
	Isn't that a little peculiar?
	A little bit peculiar.
	I mean, twerking for Kamala costs $3 million?
	When we would have done it for a couple of thousand?
	Yo, if all it took was for us to wear the tight spandex and you see that moose and we shake that ass and make your toes clap.
	If that's all it took and we get 3 million?
	Al, you know how many cyber trucks you could buy for 3 million dollars?
	Think about.
	How much did she get paid?
	Oprah got paid too.
	Apparently, Oprah got the million.
	Now she says she did.
	All I'm trying to say is if you really.
	So you say Trump ain't pay nobody?
	We didn't get paid.
	We're bad at this.
	I didn't ask.
	Or maybe Mark.
	Can I respect?
	Can I give a little respect to Dove?
	The second that image came out with how much money they paid out all the celebs to pretend to endorse Kamala.
	I mean, Dove hit up our connect over at the Trump team, Alex.
	Okay.
	Alex Bruce.
	I don't know how to pronounce his last fucking Polish ass name, but he's the real guy that's connecting to all the podcasts.
	I know Baron is getting a lot of credit for it right now.
	We never spoke to Baron.
	I have no fucking clue.
	But Alex is the one that was doing all the work to connect all the podcasts.
	Well done with Alex.
	Almost lost the election getting Tony to go up there and do a roast.
	So that was, and I knew that he was the one that pitched the idea because as the results were coming in and Puerto Ricans were voting for Trump, he was like, I told you it wasn't going to be an issue.
	Anyway, he goes, he immediately texts the group and he goes, hey, I just want to let you know, we didn't know that we could hit y'all up for money for this and for production costs, right?
	And he goes, and we looked at the numbers.
	You guys raised $384 billion.
	You only spent $351.
	So it looks like you got a little bit of extra.
	I love that.
	Time to throw it back to the bullshit.
	I love that.
	Or just when he runs for his third term, we just get it then.
	Yeah, I think that that's a good idea.
	When Trump goes to sleep, it's a whole over minute.
	We hit him over that one.
	Have you heard this one?
	Maybe it was you that brought this up when we were sitting down, but if he goes for the third term, do the Dems bring Barack for the third term?
	Son, that's it.
	That's Floyd versus Pacquiao.
	That's what we want to see.
	That's what we want to see.
	Everything's wrestling, bro.
	I just want good matchups.
	I want good matchups.
	Do you care more about term limits or matchups?
	I want matchups, baby.
	Yeah.
	I want matchups.
	After we fix all this nonsense, I want matchups.
	Election mania.
	I think we should, dude, since everything is wrestling, maybe we should take a little time and help the Democrats understand the wrestling of their party.
	Because I think Republicans understand the wrestling of their party.
	Oh, they sure do.
	They really get the wrestling more than anything.
	It's probably the most important thing to them is the wrestling.
	We'd like maybe a little bit more focus on policy.
	But they get it so much, they got Hulk Hogan upside down.
	There's a moment.
	I hope you guys can bring this up.
	This shit cracked me up.
	RFK is on.
	Shout out to RFK.
	He's a real one, bro.
	This motherfucker is like, you know, he's like Mariah the scientist to Dom.
	He's riding for Donald Trump.
	So he's on Tucker Carlson's pod.
	And, you know, I don't know if somehow it brings up geopolitics, right?
	And Tucker's like, yeah, so, you know, what do you think about Donald Trump?
	And then RFK goes, I remember I was on a plane with him and he was telling me about the Middle East.
	And he brought out a napkin and he drew a map of the Middle East and told me the number of troops we had in each one of these locations in the Middle East.
	And Tucker goes, wait, are you telling me that Donald Trump drew a map of the Middle East from memory?
	He goes, yeah, from memory.
	And Tucker just goes, but you need that kind of ride or die wrestling in order to push the agenda.
	So do we help the Dems?
	That's what we call it out, ride or die wrestling?
	Or ultimate dick sucking.
	Yeah, you need someone to completely lie.
	Oh, here it is.
	Go lie.
	That's crazy.
	Make sure I got this right.
	Trump on the plane the other day drew a map of the Mideast.
	An accurate map.
	Yeah, an accurate map of the media with troop strength.
	Yes, with troop strength in each of the nations.
	So, you know, I saw that.
	Sorry, I have to say.
	Sorry, I have to say, even Tucker, who is the mouthpiece for that Erica could have kept that shit out, but he's like, nah, that's too great.
	RNK out here trying to unvaccinate us.
	That is.
	Oh, my God.
	Anyway.
	Okay, so the wrestling for Democrats.
	Okay, what is most important?
	Because I think the goal for most sane Americans is we have two options for president every single election, and they're both awesome.
	Yeah.
	And it's really tricky which one we have to go for.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, that's how you know that we're in a pretty good situation.
	Right.
	Right.
	I think that's the ideal.
	That's the dream.
	We're not so tribal that we're just like, oh, fuck Democrats or I'll fuck Republicans.
	We would like two people who are really speaking to the things that are bothering us.
	Yeah.
	And they're going to go satisfy those things.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah.
	How do we do that?
	Obviously, the election showed the Democrats are a little bit off from what the majority of people want.
	Now, their policies might actually satisfy what those people want.
	They might have good policies for working class people.
	They might have good policies for labor.
	They might have good policies for, they might even have good policies for the border.
	I don't even fucking know what their border thing is.
	I thought that their messaging was horrible.
	But their messaging has one been horrible.
	And two, the perception of them is atrocious.
	This is where we get into the wrestling.
	So let's just have a very honest discussion.
	What is the perception of the Democratic Party right now?
	Identity politics.
	Leftists have taken over.
	They don't care about any working everyday American.
	They only care about these kind of fringe groups.
	That's the perception.
	Would you guys say that that's part of it?
	Yeah, that's definitely part of it.
	I also think they're not addressing the things people care about the most.
	And not trying to separate that.
	Just toot me the fuck off.
	Yeah, like what's that thing?
	What's that thing?
	I'm talking with that.
	Why is she doing a scarf?
	Look at that neck.
	That's warm.
	I think they were, I think they were great as the bad guy in Monsters Income.
	Awesome.
	Shit.
	Okay, but Secretary of Health.
	That's the Secretary of Health.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	The problem they didn't separate.
	Well, Kamala didn't separate herself from Biden's four years.
	And I think with now a break, they'll have a fresh start over next time.
	Just what's the perception?
	Yeah, let's just go off of perception.
	Not what they are.
	Not what the policies are.
Democrats as Clowns and MAGA Perception 00:15:24
	Because unfortunately, in politics and in life, like for example, and I said this when we were having the meeting the other day, like there are people who know nothing about us.
	They see Donald Trump on our pod and they're like, oh, they're a right-wing podcast, right?
	I have to live with that perception.
	You guys have to live with that perception from people who don't really know what we're about.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Yeah, unfortunately.
	So, and that is the cost.
	And then we can decide to address that, or we can decide to just keep on making content and it's up to us.
	What I think is there is a disconnect between what the Democrats think they are and how the American public perceives them.
	And perception is so strong to use his personal.
	There's people who know me who are like, oh, you're a right-wing bubble.
	I'm like, you know me pretty well.
	I would think you know me better than that, but perception is so powerful.
	It doesn't matter how much I know about you personally, even then.
	So Democrats.
	Perception.
	You, MAGA.
	You MAGA, you MAGA, you MAGA.
	I'm more extreme than MAGA.
	Yeah, I think America was his greatest hundreds of years ago.
	But the perception, so that's our point is people like Jon Stewart had a great piece about what the liberals actually are.
	And everybody thinks the Democrats are identity politics, blah, blah, blah.
	But you hit it perfectly.
	The perception is not what, even if reality exists, the perception is it's leftists.
	It's libs of TikTok people.
	It's what is the perception of Democrats from the average, I think, American.
	Pretentious weirdos.
	Yes.
	Weird.
	You're everything.
	They're everything weird.
	Anything weird you can imagine is them.
	And if I don't love your weirdness, I'm a nuts.
	Exactly, exactly.
	So like, just to assess the weird thing, Republicans used to be the weirdos.
	The perception of Republicans was like, oh, these like country hillbillies, you having snakes bite them in church and all this weird.
	Jesus freaks.
	Yeah.
	Puritanical.
	I'm just curious because like Walsh hit them with that weird shit early.
	And that's you're like, no, that it made, it made a little wave.
	So this is the thing.
	I think there was like a little wave here, but then the second you saw Vance talk for a long period of time, you're like, oh shit, he's not really weird.
	Right.
	So this, so they try to push a narrative because the media is very powerful.
	Like we said, left-wing media is so powerful, it convinced us this election was close.
	Up to the day of, we're like, fuck, I don't know who's going to win.
	So left-wing media is very powerful.
	They try to push the weird thing, but when you see him talk for two hours, you're like, oh, he's not weird.
	What's weird is Tim Waltz saying he was in Tannen Square.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, and then going, I'm a goofy guy.
	It's like, oh, you should be second in charge of America when you call yourself a goofy guy.
	Yeah.
	I don't want the guy who says he's goofy second in charge, right?
	You go, I'm a serious guy who's about serious shit.
	Stand on that lie.
	Be like, I was there.
	Stand on that lie.
	So then say, I was in Tannaman Square.
	Say I wasn't.
	You know, Trump America is crazy.
	You got to say, say I wasn't.
	Say I wasn't.
	Find one bitch because say I wasn't.
	Do you know what I mean?
	That's what you got to do.
	Say that I'm not right there.
	I'd claim that Tim Waltz.
	That's me.
	Me in the second tank.
	It's the first competitor I got her.
	Say I wasn't.
	You got to stand on the lie.
	Tim Waltz tried to force Gump his way into the vice presidency.
	He said he want gold medal in the ping pong Olympics.
	So the idea that they're these like, it's just the party of like weird shit, right?
	Anything weird is them.
	If you're a little weird or off, you're them.
	Now here's the problem.
	When you're weird, it's okay to be weird.
	And we actually accept you being weird if you acknowledge you're being weird, right?
	If I'm walking around with a dick on my head, right?
	And you come up and you're like, yo, why you got a dick on your head?
	And I go, what?
	You don't believe in expression?
	What are you, a fucking Nazi or something like that?
	The fuck is wrong with you?
	You guys are like, all right, I don't want anything to do with this fucking weirdo, right?
	If I go, I lost a fucking fantasy football thing and this is the punishment.
	Then you guys start going, oh, okay, this is a fucking guy.
	He's in a fantasy football.
	He's a normal dude.
	The problem with the Democrat perception right now is they will be weird as fuck.
	And if you question it, you're a Nazi.
	Why are you allowed to win a gold medal for beating the shit out of women as a man in the Olympics?
	What are you fucking an animal that thinks that a woman can't have a dick and balls?
	They'll say that out of their mouths on CNN.
	They're like, why can't women have a dick and balls and beat the shit out of other women who don't have a dick and balls?
	Does she still have her gold medal?
	Did she keep it?
	They got to take that shit back.
	That is crazy.
	It's he.
	Now we know.
	Well, what is it?
	What does he identify as?
	Oh, that's right.
	Whatever.
	Again.
	So perfect example, right?
	So it's just the party of, it's like the drag queen comes in to like read books to the kids.
	And the dad who works like in construction goes, man, what happened today?
	Yeah, a guy dressed in makeup came in and read books to us.
	And he goes, what's up with the drag queen reading with books to the kids?
	And then the school goes, oh, I'm sorry.
	Are you trying to raise a bigot that's not accepting of the drag queen?
	Like, what the fuck is a drag queen reading to the kids for?
	You have to go, oh, no, it's actually not a drag queen.
	We have different versions of clowns coming in and one clown dresses.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's more of a clown thing.
	And we thought the clowns are kind of funny.
	And then the dad goes, oh, I like clowns.
	Okay, that's fine.
	You can't immediately slap the person in the face for asking a question why you're being weird.
	And I think that's what a lot of people are voting against, which is we got to stop pretending we're not being weird over here.
	Yep.
	And I think it's going to take Democrats acknowledging the at least acknowledging, hey, we're the party of like acceptance, but sometimes we're accepting things that are a little out there for people.
	So let's do a little explaining.
	Also, Donald Trump put that on the part.
	Dude, I sent this ad to the group when I first saw it is the Donald Trump is for you.
	Kamala is for they, them.
	Bars.
	What a fucking ad.
	And it's got Charlemagne, who's openly a Kamala supporter being like, saying, Kamala wants to support surgery for prisoners, blah, blah, blah.
	I'll get into that.
	Then Kamala saying, yeah, I want to do that.
	Saying your pronouns before I ask you is like weird.
	Has that ever happened?
	It's just weird.
	You're just being weird.
	I agree.
	Would you agree that would be that?
	Would you admit you didn't like that haircut that you had?
	Would I not say so?
	It was a version of the dick on the head.
	But to anybody that said, yo, your haircut's stupid, I go, yeah, I know, it's stupid.
	No.
	You said you liked it at first.
	You said you liked it.
	But me liking it doesn't mean that I don't acknowledge how absurd it is.
	So I see what you're saying.
	Oh, God.
	I've never heard you acknowledge it.
	Imagine if he goes, I'm being this haircut.
	What the fuck is wrong with you, you dickhead?
	Well, you don't like this hair?
	What's your problem?
	No.
	He would say it's a shit and he would pretend he was going to start a trend.
	And then anytime someone does it, he still takes credit for it.
	Yeah, I know.
	So that's different than you're fucked.
	I understand the point you're making.
	But like for me, when I was on stage, I would make jokes about Kim Jong January 6th, right?
	Like I was just, I would just make absurd jokes about myself and how stupid I looked with it.
	So like I was aware of how ridiculous it was.
	And there's a part of me that like likes trolling people.
	But then when I saw other people starting to do it, I was like, oh, you better keep that same energy when Ronaldo does it.
	If you make fun of me with it, and then when Ronaldo does it, now it's cool.
	Or Kid Super did it.
	Now it's cool.
	Then I'm going to be like, yo, keep the same energy.
	To your point, that is you acknowledge that it's true.
	I did the weird dumb thing.
	Maybe I like weird dumb shit.
	And maybe people like being weird or dumb.
	That's totally fine.
	But I can at least acknowledge anybody that was like.
	If guy, if dick on the head guy from his earlier hypothetical just goes, I'm weird.
	He'd be like, I didn't even know.
	I think you.
	You know, it's so funny.
	I didn't even need to do dick on the head.
	I could have done my haircut.
	That example worked perfectly with haircut.
	Yeah.
	That's how normalized that haircut was in there.
	But that was essentially wearing a dick on my head for a year and a half.
	But good example, right?
	And how annoying would I be if I was like, oh, what, you just don't know fashion?
	That's the Dems, essentially.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I get it.
	Most furries, probably Democrats.
	Furries.
	And that's fine.
	You could be a furry.
	Be a furry.
	But you're probably a Democrat.
	Most furries are Democrats.
	All right.
	What about Warrior and Acting motherfuckers?
	Oh, God.
	That's got to be furry.
	That's got to be Republican.
	That's got to be Republican.
	Yeah, but that's weird shit that they don't acknowledge.
	That's weird shit.
	Yeah, but if they don't pretend you're an asshole, again, the big divide is Democrats pretend you're evil for not accepting their weird thing.
	You go to a civil war guy and you're like, that shit is weird to me.
	They're not going to be like, well, you don't like history?
	Do you know what I mean?
	No, what else should they start to leave?
	If most people got loud, fuck them out.
	They'd be like, we're all from the 1800s.
	You don't think I can identify?
	Is it the 1800s?
	Dude, they're so embarrassed to do those things.
	They're so embarrassed.
	I haven't met anybody.
	There's not enough.
	If they got really loud and really started to cause ripples in the Republican Party, we'd be like, yo, fuck Republicans.
	Like right now, right now, there's like a, I imagine a small faction of women that are saying they're going to protest the results of the election by not having sex with men anymore and shaking their heads.
	The 4B, the 4B movements.
	Yeah, the 4B movement.
	In Korea, apparently, I guess South Korea, I'm assuming, women stopped having sex with men because the men were just so toxic and such assholes and whatever.
	And then the birth rate dropped.
	Or stopped getting pressed, stopped giving birth.
	And then the birth rate is dropping and the government's panicking.
	And they're like, nah, fuck you.
	Fix the men.
	We're just not going to win babies.
	And so now women in America are co-opted.
	Y'all a bit too much shit.
	Ain't no way you can follow through.
	Like two months from then, maybe.
	But you coming back.
	You coming back.
	You know what I mean?
	But they got dildos.
	They can get a dildo.
	But they can't disappoint them.
	If you really want a good dildo, the battery will go out after like a minute and 30 seconds.
	This is so realistic.
	This dildo is insanely realistic.
	So there's a perfect example.
	It's just like.
	I'll apologize to you after.
	It's not normal.
	You're being weird and you're pretending you're not being weird.
	And we need to at least have those conversations.
	And I think that there's this great umbrella that a lot of these things fit under that are very frustrating for guys.
	And not only guys, I imagine a lot of women are frustrated by too, but it's a very just frustrating culture to live within.
	And most people, because they live in corporate America or work in corporate America, they're like, I'm not going to touch it.
	I'm not going to broach it because I don't want to get fired.
	I don't want to cause an issue at work.
	I don't even want to have an uncomfortable conversation.
	And then they went into the booth and they did all their talking in that booth.
	And I think for Democrats to, they either need to acknowledge that or, and this is another good argument that I read, is they need to make a move towards what Bernie Sanders did in 2016.
	Yes.
	There's an article I read, and I thought that positioned this pretty well.
	And, you know, it could be bullshit, but I thought this kind of interesting take, which was essentially Bernie Sanders spearheads this movement for the Democratic Party that is derivative of Democratic politics, but not controlled by the traditional leaders within the Democratic Party.
	And it is a working class movement trying to help working class people who are absolutely struggling.
	This is 2016, and it gets incredibly popular.
	It's raising money in the same cliff.
	It was Democratic socialism, but it's really just focused on the working class, right?
	There's no racial component at all.
	The only identity politics that was wrapped around it was essentially wealth inequality.
	And it's so popular that apparently the traditional Democrats who control the Democratic Party had to find a way to thwart the popularity.
	So what they did is, and I don't know if you remember articles coming up about this, but essentially they started calling the Bernie bros sexist and racist.
	There's a Bernie bro problem.
	Bernie supporters have an issue, not too dissimilar to what they've been calling the bro podcasts sexist or racist.
	It's kind of the same playbook.
	It's like you see something very powerful that's helping somebody that is not you.
	You have to make them radioactive so people don't go in that direction.
	And all the same thing they said about Bernie supporters, they've said about the podcasts that have allegedly helped Trump get elected.
	And what happened is the traditional Democrat Party then had to pivot away from the working class.
	And as you see by this election, the working class did not really support them at all.
	And they even lost union support.
	Crazy.
	And they had to pivot towards identity politics.
	And now they had to constantly appease the intersectionality folk.
	And the problem with them is you're not just appeasing gays or just appeasing trans.
	They are all very concerned with oppressed groups.
	So something that oppresses the Asians, all of a sudden the gays are going to be like, well, they're an oppressed group too.
	You need to look out for them as well.
	And now there's this web of oppressed groups.
	So now the Democratic Party's like, fuck, we can't piss off any of them.
	And now they're frozen.
	Yeah.
	They can be at odds.
	Like you saw with the DEI stuff, like, hey, we're going to, we're going to stop doing, like, we'll get more affirmative action, get, you know, people of different ethnicities in school.
	And it's like, well, this is disadvantaging Asians.
	And it's like, oh, well, fuck.
	Now the Democrats are frozen.
	Now we're starting Asian hate.
	Yes.
	You got to fix it.
	So you try to appease everybody because you've become the party of identity politics.
	And then you appease none of them.
	And as you saw, what happened, obviously, in Israel-Palestine right now, a lot of those people were absolutely furious with the Democratic Party and decided to abstain.
	They maybe didn't vote for Trump, but they were definitely not voting for this administration.
	So that move, I think, tanked, I think, I think tanked the party.
	Do you think that justifies the top ticket switch in a lot of swing states?
	Like people voting Democrats out of line, but then voting Trump for president, which a lot of people pointed out as potential voter fraud.
	That a lot of these swing states, you have people that are Democrat, Democrat, everything local, Senate, House, everything Democrat, and then Trump for president.
	And people are like, we've never seen that.
	AOC asks.
	To her credit, she's been kind of like reaching across the aisle, ideologically asking, like, what podcast do y'all listen to?
	That go, whatever, you're Trump guy.
	Also, why would y'all do this?
	And she got answers back.
	Some people were like, look, I don't, I'm not happy with the presidency.
	I'm not happy with the last four years ago.
	I'm still a Democrat.
	Some people just being like, I like Trump, but I do want some balance in the government.
	I don't want it to be completely red.
	So there were seemingly real answers and explanations on why people did that.
	Interesting.
	Another interesting thing I saw is that, so Kamala made a lot of her election run about abortion.
	And clearly, people want their abortions because more, they assume that, oh, if people go out to vote to keep abortion rights, they're also going to vote for Kamala.
	But there were so many more votes for abortion rights, but then also for Trump.
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	So it's like they bet on that and it failed.
	Yeah.
	People buy more groceries and abortion.
	She couldn't really do anything for abortion.
	If they had all three, they could codify it, I guess.
	No, but they don't have that.
	The thing that's crazy is that.
	So in, I think, 2022, there was like seven states that had abortion rights on the ballot and all seven states, abortion rights won.
	And so they were like, so now they saw that.
	They're like, okay, let's run this time because people actually came out in a midterm election, which rarely happens.
	So they ran on that.
	But to separate those two things, you have to combine Kamala with abortion rights.
	But the fact that you can vote for one and not the other, that's what fucked her up.
	Yeah.
	Because like now it's like people like, hey, this is the issue I care about.
	But that is Kamala.
	You actually made me care about this issue enough to come out, but I'm only voting on that issue.
	And then if you make your whole election or your campaign about this one issue, but what about all the other thing I care about and you're not addressing those things?
	It's like, I think she kind of fucked herself up.
	I think the tricky thing about that is just the way that the system is set up is that Kamala couldn't come in and do an executive order or anything that would protect or give back abortion rights.
	And that was an issue actually for me voting for her is because I sat there and I thought about it and I was like, well, yeah, I really, I don't agree with the decision to send it back to the states.
	And I want women to be able to maintain those rights.
	Like, even there's a lot of, it's, I don't know if we've discussed this on the pod, but like, it's, and I've talked to a few women about this.
	It's not even like they're going to use the abortions.
	It's once you feel you have something and then it's taken away.
	It's like if somebody goes, you can never go to a hockey game again.
	And it's like, well, I wasn't going to go to a hockey game, but fuck it, I might want to go to a fucking hockey game.
	You know, it's like the most high-stakes version of that.
	Exactly.
	Like, if it was even something that small, I would be like, well, why can they go to a fucking high?
	But I can't.
	What the fuck is going on?
	You just start to feel it, it feels like an attack on your freedom.
	I know that sounds crazy for guys who it doesn't affect us in any way, but I get the idea.
	Women are like, I could do this thing, and now you're telling me I can't do this thing.
	I'm not sure if you're like, the gun thing you talked about last week.
	Like, you can't have a rocket launcher anymore.
	It's like, well, I didn't have one.
	But now I fucking want one.
	Why do you get to decide if I can have a rocket launcher?
	So, but then when I found out, because I asked, I was like, okay, let's say she gets elected.
	What would she do?
	And then it's like, well, she can't do anything.
	Maybe she could put in Supreme Court justices if she had the opportunity.
	And then maybe they could look at, I guess, Roe v. Wade again.
	And then maybe if they were able to flip the Senate in the House, they could codify it, codify it.
	Yeah.
	So it's like, there's all these maybes, but there wasn't anything tangible that she could do.
	So I'm like, am I about to not care about all these other issues that I think she's abysmal on for this one issue that she truly cannot do anything about?
	And it didn't seem like it made sense for me.
	People were so surprised that so many women voted for Trump because they tried to make it like, oh, a Trump for a vote for Trump is like a vote against women's reproductive rights.
	But if Trump did a great job of saying he appeased both groups, he said, hey, I'm the guy responsible for getting Roe v. Wade overturned.
	So that appeased all the people who are against abortion.
	But then he also said, I'm not going to make any federal ban on abortion.
	So now at least it gives hope to the people who care about abortion.
	It's like, okay, we can leave it up to this.
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	He also said on the pod that did that massively.
	Yo, he handled that really well.
	He also said on our pod, if some states overreach, like Arizona, I assume Texas as well, he would tell them, I'm not going to support this.
	Yeah, you guys need to roll it back a little bit.
	Which, if you're like, a lot of the abortion bans are not that crazy.
	Texas is insane.
	A couple others, Alabama, probably, Arizona, probably.
	And if you are listening and you're like, oh, if Trump will get those to kind of like be more lenient, then maybe it's not the worst thing in the world.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, he just handled it masterfully.
	And I, like you said, I don't think Kamala did a good job.
	She never got to connect.
	That was a big, I don't even know if this is wrestling or not, but like we never got to know her as a person.
	And I think that's what you talked about last week, which is just a massive yeah, she sucked.
	And now what the, I've seen some people on the Democrat side do is like they're trying to blame Biden for this.
	Like there's this big blame Biden movie.
	And here's a lot of blame.
	But he didn't help.
	Well, no, no, no.
	I agree with you.
	He didn't help.
	And like there's some reports that are saying like if he had ran, there would have been an even greater landslide victory for Trump, which I do believe because I think that people viewed him as a danger to the United States of America, him in charge.
	So I do understand that, and I do believe that he didn't help.
	But what I would say is that the biggest issue for the Democrats, and I think you could solve so much, is if they allow the Democratic process to actually work, you will see the party flourish.
	So a perfect example is this.
	This almost unknown one-term senator out of Chicago gives a speech at the DNC and fucking rocks the house.
	This guy is originally from Hawaii.
	He got his middle name is one of the synonymous, one of the most terrifying figures in American history.
	Like everything about him on paper shouldn't work, but he was so magnetic that you could not deny him.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	The people decided.
	After Barack, it hasn't been the people deciding.
	And Hillary was supposed to run.
	Hillary was supposed to run.
	They want Hillary to run, but they see what's happening right at this.
	And then the party made the smart decision, which was like, hey, the people have decided they want this.
	The Democratic Party has these things called superdelegates.
	We've spoken about this a lot.
	So in the primary process, there can be like an ex-governor or something like that.
	And his one vote is worth 10,000 votes.
	So in the event that somebody's losing a primary, or the caucuses, is that essentially what it's called?
	You can, that one governor's vote can offset what the people want.
	Exactly.
	And they use that to control the candidate.
	And the problem with that is if you're controlling the candidate, you're stripping the people of what they want.
	And by stripping the people of what they want, you actually hurt yourself because you don't get a candidate that's going to reflect the desires of the people.
	You put 10 people on that stage.
	Two or three of them are going to start hitting on issues that matter to the people.
	They're going to start going viral.
	There's going to be a lot of interest, a lot of donations.
	And then one of them is going to win.
	And he might be a guy who hosted The Apprentice.
	That's what happens on the Republican side.
	The Democratic primary is shockingly not Democratic.
	It's not Democratic.
	And it goes back to their pretentiousness.
	It's this, hey, we know what you guys need.
	We know what's right.
	You guys are fucking dumb.
	Let's us handle this and we'll figure it all out.
	Or we know what we want.
	And you guys are so dumb, you'll believe us.
	While we designate Pelosi, I'm going to make hundreds of millions on the stock market or whatever.
	And you retards are just going to believe me because I'm going to throw you a little bone about your identity politics or whatever.
	You know what I just thought of as you were talking?
	The last time the Democrats had a primary that we felt was truly like Democratic and lost the presidential election was probably 1988.
	Clinton won in 92, repeated in 96.
	2000, Al Gore ran as VP.
	Maybe he won the primary, but it was 2000, one time in 20.
	Usually let the VP, but maybe he did win the primary.
	Either way, if so, that's 24 years.
	That's the only time.
	Hillary in 2016, they lost because we felt the primary was rigged.
	And it seems like it was.
	2024, there was no primary.
	None of us wanted combo, it seems.
	And you guys can tell me she would have won a primary.
	That means your party is an even bigger joke.
	If she won the primary and y'all got your asses beaten this bad in the general, then let the people tell him.
	To your point, yeah.
	I would agree that Republicans don't do that as much because after January 6th, Trump was like toxic.
	People, like the party was trying to move away from them.
	They moved away from him.
	Like Fox News, like everybody, they were speaking out bad about him, but the people were like, nah, we still fuck with this guy.
	And they had to pivot and be like, all right, because they don't have the super delegate system.
	So they can't offset it.
	They can use media to offset it.
	They can use political pressure, but they can't stop the people from having a say with their vote.
	And what you end up getting are the people that are communicating the desires of the, sorry, the candidates that are communicating the desires of the people.
	So it's almost like Democrats, you don't need to fix that much.
	Just let the system work.
	Stop rigging the system and you will get candidates that are speaking to what the people actually desire.
	What the people actually desire might not be what you believe your party is, but it's not up to you to decide what your party is.
	The people decide.
	But them donors, though.
	Yeah.
	You got to listen to them donors.
	Well, that was the other issue is that like Bernie was a move away from the billionaire class and the political donors that are controlling the Democratic Party.
	And they couldn't let that power go to some guy that wasn't bought.
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	So they had to make him radioactive.
	And I don't see that ever changing.
	Well, that's another thing.
	It's like.
	I can see it changing eventually.
	What are you thinking?
	What are you thinking?
	No, you had a point about this yesterday.
	Well, I think ultimately the wealth gap just gets so big that there's a quasi-revolution, whether it's political or physical.
	And then it will reset.
	And give an example of what that looks like.
	I understand what you're saying.
	It's similar to, I think, like the European model where it is more socialist, in the sense that you have universal health care and that there's going to be more sort of government-funded opportunities, you know, resources and access to education and healthcare and shit all through Europe in America the way it is there.
	But we're going to get taxed more.
	How big do you think the wealth gap has to get before that happens?
	Because it's pretty large.
	It's not, it's actually, if I can, it's not the distance between the richest people and the poorest people.
	It's the distance between the poorest people and death.
	And the more poor people are closer to death, the more we're on the brink of revolution.
	Right?
	This is the French Revolution, right?
	And the more these people are detached from what's going on, which is the Marie Antoinette quote: they don't have bread.
	We'll give them cake.
	Yeah.
	Like, you're so, well, yeah, I guess don't have bread means we don't have any food.
	Not like, oh, the cakes are there.
	Well, then just let them eat that.
	So, yeah, I think once you have enough people that are essentially below the poverty line, they're on the starvation line.
	The only option they have is rebellion.
	And then the people at the top start to go, okay, we can either fight our own people and murder our own people to keep them broke, or we can restructure a system where we're still pretty wealthy, but we're not at the risk of rebellion and murder and them stealing our children and destroying our livelihood.
	Because rich people want to live comfortably.
	Rich people don't want to live like a billionaire in Mexico, where you're like, you're worried about your kid getting kidnapped every single day.
	Rich people want to live like, you know, they got their place in Nantucket and they go there and it's safe and then they fly to Los Angeles.
	They still, once poor people get to a point where they're going to kidnap your kids, society gets not comfortable for the rich.
	So they start going, all right, let's give back a little bit.
	Let's create a less insane way that this happens.
	It's terrifying.
	There must be because what happened when the 1%, all those rallies and occupied Occupy Wall Street, how'd they calm that?
	Yeah, I mean, just voter pressure.
	You just do it political.
	And that's also where Dave Smith said a lot of identity politics stuff started: is like, let's distract them from the wealth inequality, all the money we're taking.
	I don't know if you remember he said that, but let's make all this other identity politics shit pop off.
	So we tried, and then they were like, chill.
	The real problem is DEI.
	Yeah.
	The real problem is there's not enough diversity, equity, and inclusion.
	Yeah.
	So just make a new enemy.
	You just create, you create something to satisfy people's reason for why they're not given the opportunity that these other people are.
	When the reality is.
	It's migrants taking all the resources.
	Yeah.
	Anything but rich people are keeping all the money and opportunity for the rich people.
	Got it.
	Like, you really want to fix that DEI or whatever in colleges?
	If you went to a university, your kids can't go there.
	You will see Harvard, Yale, Princeton immediately.
	So it would get a little darker.
	Oh, yeah.
	They'll immediately be more diverse.
	Because the amount of legacy kids that end up going to these schools.
	And keep in mind, with more graduates, there's even more.
	If you donate to a school, your kid can't go there.
	You're donating out of the goodness of your heart.
	Exactly.
	And them donations going evaporate.
	This is something that doesn't benefit the school or the rich people, but they're not going to do that.
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	Let's just pander and have 10 black kids every year and then make them feel like charity while they're here.
	So that's the solution.
	They're not going to look.
	Now, again, I would like to think if they just got rid of super dumb.
	Now they took that away.
	We have no black.
	I don't believe in the, I don't believe that the DEI thing in certain industries is helpful, though.
	I think that there's probably a better way to address that, but I don't know if addressing at the top of the line is what's going to make the change.
	I mean, but it's something.
	It's better than nothing.
	Yeah.
	I think there are better ways to fix it, but by just doing away with it altogether, you already, you just named ways that other groups of people have leg ups.
	There's a step ahead.
	So it's like, I need something.
	Medical school, when I was, now, granted, we're sold.
	Now, this is 20 years ago almost, but when I was like in pre-med or whatever, and I knew people that are applying, it was so, this, the requirements for black slash Latino people to get into medical school was so much lower.
	And I'm not even mad at the people, but I do, a part of my brain is like, I guess I understand they're going to be able to connect with their patients better, et cetera.
	At the same time, if you're not giving them as good a quality of care because you don't know as much, is that a terrifying thing?
	And I'm not one way or the other, but that does make a lot.
	Like logically, I'm like, that seems a little crazy.
	Like, I get the logic, but it's also, I don't think all people from black and brown communities are trying to get into Ivy League schools.
	Like, we are not applying at the rate that other people are.
	So it's like, you're not always getting our best candidates.
	No, no, no.
	And so sometimes to try to incentivize more people from black and brown communities to go.
	Well, here's what I'm saying.
	You drop maybe the scores.
	I don't, I wouldn't say that.
	So my school, my school is a small school.
	It's like a private dork school.
	300 kids, 150 of pre-med, every race.
	You see the kids who make it through.
	I know a person who did worse on their MCATs than me.
	Granted, I guess they played a sport, but like worse on their MCATs than me.
	GPA was fine.
	Got into the best medical school in Texas.
	I didn't, the Caribbean was like, maybe we'll take you.
	You know what I mean?
	I get that, but you're always.
	I'm going to hate you, bro.
	Yeah, I hate it.
	Haiti wanted me really bad.
	You're also talking about getting into the school.
	And sometimes you had the resources to have MCATs, prep classes, and tutors and all that shit.
	A lot of times those people don't.
	But lasting in the school is what it counts.
	So it's like, can that black or brown student make it through med school?
	Can they pass all their qualities?
	So they're justing is easy.
	Last thing is easier.
	But I mean, if you can get through the program, that means if you're at my school as a private school, you're not some poor kid.
	We had people, I guess, sure, but these, I know these people.
	They're not poor people.
	They're not struggling to eat.
	This wasn't like a thing.
	I'm not saying they were rich, but again, I'm telling you, having experienced it, I understand your theory.
	And in theory, it is good.
	But then you also start thinking this is medical care.
	And to your point, to be fair to you, how you do an undergraduate doesn't mean you're going to do well in med school or not.
	It's just how well you do in fucking physics or whatever.
	But that's my point.
	No, that's what I'm saying.
	That's to your point.
	But still, that idea is a little bit crazy.
	This is medicine.
	This is people's lives on the line.
	But I'm saying, like, listen, I think they're capable of graduating, then they're not capable of.
	I think that I understand the Alf point too, which is like, okay, like, let's say their SAT scores are lower, but if they're able to graduate at the same level, then they were able to acquire enough information and education through that process to do the job, which I agree with you, and I totally make sense.
	And I think that's the idea behind, in a lot of ways, DEI, is that some of these people might not have the high SAT scores because they can't afford all these things that give you a huge advantage, which is taking like the Kaplan SAT prep class, et cetera.
	I think everybody's on the same page with that.
	And I think that poor white people also look at that and they go, yeah, that's unfair that those rich fucking white people get to take all those classes.
	And I think they feel a little disenfranchised that just because they share the same skin color, they are.
	not afforded those opportunities that the black people are.
	And that there are wealthy, like Nepo baby black people that are taking advantage of these DEI things that are really not made for them.
	They're made for more disenfranchised.
	And I think that's why like the program that uplifts people from poverty into positions of prosperity just has to assess these struggles.
	So the poor disenfranchised white, the poor disenfranchised black, the poor disenfranchised Latino or Asian, whatever it is, they all have to feel like they're being taken care of and protected in this system that's really not built for them.
	And I think right now, the sentiment, the feeling, the perception, we talk so much about perception is just for people of color.
	And it might not actually be going to the people of color that really need the help, but in fact, the people of color that don't need the help.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	Like Steph Curry's kids don't need a DI program to get into somewhere, but they would benefit from it simply because of the color of their skin.
	Yes.
	And I would agree with you.
	And I'm like, with any program, people are going to find, take advantage and find local small groups.
	So it's one of those things where it's like, I don't think we wipe it off and go, we don't do anything.
	I think we go, well, what else can we do?
	So we're going to get this fucking proposition.
	It's a class issue that's not.
	Yes, if part of diversity was socioeconomic, if it was socioeconomic over racial, if it's a tiebreaker, sure.
	Poor white kid, poor black kid, give it to the poor black kid, I guess.
	But like a poor white kid not getting to take advantage does seem like and then it's more fun.
	Yeah.
	It's more fun when you're just helping all poor people because then you really get to decide and like find out who's the smartest race.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Because like if black people thrive.
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	Are you sure?
	No, this is good.
	Because if black people thrive, let them cook race.
	Right.
	Like if it's just for poor people and black people thrive, they get to go, see, we're smarter than you motherfuckers.
	You just got more money.
	Yeah.
	So now you get to put your money where your mouth is.
	Poor Asians end up winning.
	Then we all got to get them out of the country.
	I was going to say, you're all fighting for seconds.
	Let's be honest about this.
	Let's be honest about how that is.
	Not you, the other Asian.
	You never see a poor Asian, though.
	That was the last time you saw a homeless Asian.
	Are you kidding?
	They're collecting cans outside right now.
	That's the richest guy in Manhattan.
	You don't think they have a fucking pumpkin?
	They're working all day collecting metal and gold and jewels.
	Yo, I'll be honest with you.
	I haven't seen an Asian woman collecting cans in a minute.
	In a while.
	Is it inflation doing that?
	Inflation Williams, got it.
	The Latinos took over.
	Wow.
	Yeah, I've seen that.
	I've seen families going ahead and doing all that.
	There's a window.
	Do you ever tease someone up for that?
	I've been doing that by recycling lately.
	What?
	When you see them with the bag?
	Because we'll have cans and bottles and shit, and I won't put it in the recycling in the building.
	I'll take it.
	I'll leave it on the street.
	Because I know some Chinese lady is going to see it and go, let's fucking go.
	They go crazy.
	They character litter.
	No, I put it in a bag right on the side and then I just wait by the window.
	Just wait for some lady to see.
	You're illiterate.
	No.
	So you're not putting it in the receptacle.
	You're just leaving it.
	Making it easier.
	I'm not going to make her dig through the trash.
	This is what transplants do to Brooklyn, bro.
	No, you leave it right there.
	I assemble it.
	I'm from Queens.
	He thinks it's helping.
	Apparently, he thinks he's helping.
	You're from Long Island.
	You're from Texas.
	I'm out.
	He can talk.
	I'm not mad at Brooklyn.
	Hey, do hey, do what you got to do, buddy.
	Come on, right?
	Like, if you have food lights.
	I still don't know what you're describing.
	You're describing literary.
	He's like, oh, I'm going to make it easier so they don't have to dig into a bag.
	I'm just going to leave the can on top of something because it's easier for them to do it.
	No, we got a trash chute, so it stays in the building.
	So, no, so no Chinese ladies can get it.
	But they go through the bags once they put the bags on the street.
	No, they never put on the street.
	They stay in the chute.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	That's what he said.
	And then it's in a dumpster and it fucking goes off.
	So I'm saying you just leave it right on the side.
	Build it up.
	It's like Salvation Army.
	Yeah.
	Salvation Red Army.
	They love it, bro.
	They get so excited.
	If you saw the look on their faces, bro.
	Chasing their tails.
	Going to the bottom.
	So the Chinese are off of the fucking.
	They get so excited.
	They're off of the can game, huh?
	Not money, bro.
	It's great.
	Is it still five cents for a can?
	I don't know the actual return, but there's a return spot.
	So out of touch, dude, you're so out of touch.
	We got him.
	We got ever since you got fucking rich, bro.
	You don't even know what his cans is called.
	I got to up it.
	It went up.
	It's 10 cents.
	It should be 10 cents.
	I thought it was 10.
	Hopefully, I'm just basically.
	How much is it?
	How much is it?
	She says it right there, niggas.
	It's on this.
	Five cents.
	Five cents, so thank you, dumb motherfuckers.
	Don't know anything about recycling.
	Fucking inflation, bro.
	You need to raise.
	You never collected cans in your life, huh?
	I know.
	You never collected a can.
	I know I did.
	If I did in Texas, I collected cans religiously twice a year every summer at my beach house with all the two.
	This is dead serious, but I had to set it up like that.
	Every summer of my beaches, I would go around, I would collect all the cans.
	And this was a thing that the kids did.
	We didn't have activities.
	And we would collect all the cans.
	We give them back to the supermarket.
	We get five cents a can.
	And I was loaded.
	I'd be buying ice creams with that shit.
	I'm digging inside garbage.
	That's fine.
	I remember being at that age when you're young and you don't know that you're poor yet.
	And like, I would go with my dad.
	To collect other people.
	No, no, no.
	We would just take our recycling, but then go to the fucking supermarkets.
	Oh, and then get the shit.
	That's not poor.
	Nobody did that shit.
	We didn't have five cent deposits in Texas, and I didn't realize that.
	So I saw that five cent shit and I stored all these cans and took it to Texas.
	And they were like, all right, man, here's like a quarter.
	But they do need to up that because in 1999, five cents was way different than now.
	Yeah.
	Like by a lot.
	What's five cents now?
	Let me find out.
	Hold on.
	I mean, pennies are a negative producer production, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So it's nine cents.
	Wait, what?
	Wow.
	It's the opposite.
	Oh, it's like less.
	Wait, what?
	How does this even make sense?
	Of course, it's less, Mark.
	No, but it says it's more.
	The same item would cost nine cents today.
	Yeah.
	Yo, somebody take the computer and I want you to smash it over the top of his head.
	I was trying to find out what five cents.
	Five cents and two cents.
	What a fucking cents today.
	How much is five cents?
	He would have got a legacy.
	How much is five cents?
	How much is five cents?
	Five cents?
	Five cents today.
	Ask him what his degree is.
	Yeah, what is your degree in economics?
	Jesus Christ.
	But not street economics.
	America's cooking.
	Cans, bro.
	America's cooked.
	Not getting cans.
	Let's talk about what else we got going on.
	Somebody's appointees.
	Oh, we're in debt.
	The Democrats are in debt.
	We talked about that.
	Raised a billion, 20 million in debt.
	I mean, spending raising a billion dollars, spending in 100 days, 538 million on staff.
	Can't die with it, baby.
	People said so many cyber trucks.
Homeland Security Appointee Upset 00:06:25
	That's awesome.
	They raised that money and everybody was just eating, huh?
	That's what I was.
	It was just like, you call your friends.
	Did she know I'm not going to make this?
	So let me just start spending it between Black Lives Matter and Kamala.
	Need to have a conversation about black stop money.
	Stop it.
	Don't group those two.
	I mean, I think you're bringing up a very good philosophy between Black Lives Matter, NBA, and FL players.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Compla.
	That's true.
	Tesla truck owners.
	Yeah.
	How about a fleet of Tesla trucks after one year in the rent?
	Oh man.
	But who did they appoint?
	Apparently, he boarded all the Project 2025 guys.
	Oh, I heard a good, I heard a good one.
	Apparently, if Trump hasn't bring that back up.
	Yeah, we got to talk about that because you need to explain what Project 2025 is.
	But apparently, if Trump hasn't posted that somebody is taking on a position, it's not real.
	And it's marketing.
	So what's happening behind the scenes, allegedly, is there are all these people that are up for the position, but they haven't been officially offered it.
	And what they're doing is leaking things to the press so that the press report it so that there is political and social pressure on the administration to appoint Trump is the wrong guy to do that too, I think.
	Or it's leaks by other people so that the press trashes the decision so that the competitor can go, you don't want him.
	I mean, look at how upset people are about this appointee.
	Or the administration leaks, people sees how the perception is, and then reacts accordingly.
	So Marco Rubio was leaked, Secretary of State decision for Donald Trump.
	Gets fucking trashed.
	Dave Smith is like, this is the worst pick.
	You might as well elect the Cheney, blah, blah, blah.
	Dave, I obviously trust.
	But then if you're a Trump administration guy, you go, hey, let's just, we're thinking about Marco Rubio.
	Let's just leak that, see how people respond.
	And when they trash him, be like, all right, well, maybe we don't.
	I think that was.
	It wasn't real, like a neocon or something.
	That's the thing.
	And that's the biggest issue for anybody who voted for him specifically because you don't want foreign wars is you don't want any of these neocons, these war hawks, Democrat or Republican, in the administration.
	So a lot of people saw that and they were heartbroken.
	We're like, oh, I thought we're draining the swamp.
	I thought we're not getting into these pointless foreign wars.
	And then you're going to put a guy who's admittedly, you know, about that action.
	Very concerning.
	And I think a lot of people very upset.
	Now, he hasn't been mentioned by Trump yet, but I think that one might be real.
	The Department of Homeland Security.
	That's concerning.
	Very.
	And you should be upset about it.
	If you voted for that specific reason, or those are one of the reasons why you voted for him, you should be very upset about that.
	Christy Noam was this like, she was very attractive, I think, was a governor of like North Dakota, but they picked her as like Department of Homeland Security, potentially.
	This is like another one floated.
	That might not be real.
	But like beautiful woman, but the fuck does someone from North Dakota know about Homeland Security?
	Like we're not getting attacked by a moose here.
	We need like an actual person that knows how to thwart terror attacks.
	Like I don't think there's a lot of action happening in North Dakota, right?
	Right?
	Am I wrong?
	For I don't know any of her history.
	So just because she's from there, she could have like a bunch of.
	Nah.
	What if she went to an Ivy League school?
	What if she got no, you got to be on the water?
	You got to be on a water state.
	If you're not on a water state, there's nothing we can do.
	Marco Rubio can do that.
	Second.
	Marco Rubio could do that.
	You can have a Cuban with a comb over deciding homeland security.
	He's going to build a bridge from here to Havana.
	No, no.
	Cubans are good at security, though.
	A low-key, Bay of Pigs.
	You said it wasn't.
	Nobody knows.
	That's a good ass point.
	Shout out to Rubio.
	Shout out to the legals more than someone who came here illegally and is here now.
	Do you know what?
	That is a great point.
	Cubans would lock that motherfucker in so fast.
	Yeah.
	Maybe we do need Marco Rubio.
	Our biggest threat for 10 years was a fucking little island in the middle of the fucking Atlantic.
	You know, we might need a Cuban.
	We know you need a real-ass Cuban to do that shit.
	Yeah, I'm here.
	Y'all ain't.
	Stay out.
	Yeah, shout out.
	You're actually no wars.
	Just convince yourself on this guy.
	Not for, not for, what's it called?
	For Department of Homeland Security.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	We don't want him to be the.
	What was he going up for again?
	Secretary of State.
	Secretary of State.
	Yeah.
	I don't want him to sign foreign shit.
	Yeah, he's going to fucking get into it with the Mexicans and then we have some cartel shit going on.
	Bro, the way that Tom Holman was talking about them cartels, this is fire.
	I like this.
	I'll find it.
	I'll find it.
	Yeah, but you can't talk like that.
	What the fuck is up about it?
	What do you say?
	Just the fact that's what you're worried about.
	You're afraid of the cartels when we got this guy?
	Come on.
	This guy got 14 zins in his lower lip.
	You think he's worried about the cartels?
	He's cartels.
	No, it says it would cost $88 billion to deport a million people a year.
	I don't know if that's accurate or not.
	Is that what American taxpayers should expect?
	What price do you put on our national security?
	Is that worth it?
	Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating families?
	Of course there is.
	Good answers, bro.
	Did you see the rest of that answer?
	I think this is.
	Yeah, you really.
	That's where it cuts off.
	So the rest of the answer is: of course, there is.
	You can, if he goes, you can deport the families with which I disagree with.
	I don't like that.
	I don't like this.
	I think the first deportation process needs to be criminals.
	You go after criminals, you commit a crime, you get the fuck out of here.
	Simple as that.
	After that, we can assess.
	I think this is it.
	You want to see it?
	Yeah, go for it.
	Look, the illegal hand is coming across the border.
	People need to understand: 31% of women that make that journey get raped by criminal cartels.
	Children get raped.
	I've talked to little girls as young as nine that have been raped multiple times.
	These cartels are animals, and that's why President Trump's going to take them off the face of the earth.
	They've killed more Americans than every terrorist organization in the world.
	And we're going, and President Trump is committed to calling them a terrorist organization and using the full might of the United States Special Operations to take them out.
	That is war with the people.
Cartels, Cocoke, and Deportation Policies 00:13:50
	We don't need that.
	I'm not worried about that.
	But what's more concerning to me, honestly, is like cocaine is fun and someone's got to make it.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, we'll make it here.
	Don't worry.
	But will we?
	I don't think we will.
	And I think the American people need Coke.
	I'm going to be honest with you.
	Fentanyl, no.
	Heroin, no.
	Opiates, no.
	This is the wildest.
	But Coke.
	No, no, I'm listening.
	Coke, the American people.
	You're ruining Mexico and you're like, yeah, but where are we going to get our party?
	We do need that.
	We're a party of people.
	We don't have the conditions to grow.
	We don't have the conditions, yeah.
	You know how cigars can only really be growing in Cuba?
	If you believe that, I don't believe that.
	Not at all.
	We love what we can't have.
	But the reality is the conditions for Coke probably aren't here.
	We're not going to grow it here.
	But Americans, we need our Coke.
	Look, what do you think about Mike Tyson?
	Imagine Mike Tyson with no cocaine.
	Imagine the Davies with no cocaine.
	Oh, put that on, Mike.
	I thought you talked about current money.
	No, I'm saying, think about how cocaine is.
	It's crazy the truth.
	No, but think about some of the most amazing things that cocaine has created in American history.
	Miami, the fun, the fucking car room.
	Wall Street, cocaine.
	You know what I mean?
	Take little shitty mortgages, mix them all together.
	Now you got even two of your mortgage.
	And think of how amazing.
	Oh, black people should vote.
	Yeah.
	Cocaine.
	Cocaine.
	Cocaine has created every amazing idea in American history.
	The female vote.
	Cocaine.
	Yes.
	Right to bear arms.
	Coke.
	You said amazing idea.
	Amazing ideas.
	Every amazing idea in American history was backed by cocaine.
	Yes.
	Babe roof, points, boom.
	This.
	Cocaine.
	The BBL was invented on cocaine.
	Cocaine.
	Colombians.
	What if skinny girls had fat asses?
	Yes.
	Cocaine.
	You could pack more coke in there to smell it.
	I'm telling you, America runs on confidence and cocaine is confidence and Americans need cocaine.
	I'm worried, to be completely honest with you, that without cocaine, the American Empire is over.
	I mean that a thousand percent.
	I'm looking straight in your face right now.
	Is this like when you said that we didn't drink water?
	We just drank coffee and alcohol for 400 years or whatever.
	I did believe that.
	And I do believe that's why we were so productive.
	It's because we had caffeine and we had alcohol in the system.
	Okay.
	And we thought of some crazy shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	You look at the cathedral, you're like, what if the windows were like painted colors too?
	That is a caffeine and alcohol combination.
	Who invented fucking cocaine?
	The Mayans, the Aztecs?
	What did they do?
	The cities, the first.
	What?
	I was going to talk about parents, but also that.
	Sometimes you sacrifice a kid so a cactus grows.
	Right?
	That's also a cocaine idea, right?
	The good with the bad.
	The good with the bad.
	But America runs on cocaine, so we need somebody to make it.
	So I think we just got.
	That's Duncan's new slope.
	Yes.
	America runs on cocaine.
	And there's a baby version of cocaine, which is sugar, which the rest of America runs on.
	But once you become an adult, there is cocaine.
	There's an actual baby version of cocaine.
	Talk that I tried to purchase on dark weather.
	No, you didn't.
	Tell me what it is.
	You can make tea out of coca leaves.
	Oh, no, Mark.
	And you can make the tea and it gives you a stimulant.
	I like cocaine, but it's natural.
	This is how they do it.
	Give me a Zen right now.
	Give me a Zen right now.
	You just gotta go.
	Coca leaves on the panel.
	Yes, he did one.
	Allegedly.
	For the bitch.
	I was looking at it.
	It's natural.
	And it was natural.
	This is Donald Trump's American version.
	That's how they visit him for years.
	That's how they do this.
	This is what you voted for.
	Oh, how else do you do to snort it up with baby powder in it?
	Where the fuck?
	I'm not going to give fucking baby powder in my coaching money.
	That's why I did child sacrifice.
	They could get you baby powder to cut it with, bro.
	Listen, guys.
	That's what I'm saying.
	My fear is that if we wiped the cartels off the face of the earth, which is what Tom Holman just said, we would be in a serious confidence deficit in the United States of America and we would not be able to overcome it.
	We become Democrats.
	We become liberals.
	We might become liberal cucks without enough cocaine to propel us forward.
	Or we got to find Jesus fast.
	Yeah, yeah, fast.
	Because Jesus is emotional cocaine.
	That is true.
	That is true.
	You're in church.
	Yeah.
	You're in church.
	You're feeling it.
	That song hits you.
	The word hits you.
	You walked on water.
	Why did you walk on water?
	I was like, I'm going to do it then when I'm there.
	Say again.
	Why does it put me to sleep?
	Well, because you're a gay person.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Jesus don't like y'all.
	That's a fact.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That is true.
	They're trying to nod you off.
	Do liberals do cocaine?
	I feel like it's not like liberal drugs.
	No.
	No.
	What would you think this is?
	That's why they lost.
	Yeah, they did.
	Fuck my wife faster.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, what is it?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's not a liberal drug, dude.
	Gay guys are doing.
	Say again?
	Gay guys aren't liberal.
	They do mullet.
	They do MDMA.
	They're also.
	How liberal are they, dude?
	I think gays for drinks.
	They're doing poppers.
	They're doing poppers, bro.
	Loosen that hole.
	Loosen that hole, Fred.
	Ecstasy.
	And liberals do ecstasy.
	Because they got to feel happy.
	Why do they do all these drugs?
	Do they not have to worry about it because they're already going to hell?
	According to Jesus?
	Jesus said nothing wrong about doing drugs, though.
	Jesus was all about getting cocaine.
	They popped it.
	Wanted to wine.
	That's our way.
	Exactly, Fred.
	Yeah, the Bush.
	Some people shake at the last supper that possibly that was a form of like a psychological drug.
	Psychedelic.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Psychedelic drugs.
	You almost got it.
	Talking about five cents being nine cents.
	How the fuck is that even possible during this fight?
	Okay.
	How did that happen?
	What else?
	Anything else, my boys?
	Save the Democrats.
	Is dangerous.
	Talk to us.
	Talk to us.
	Talk like that.
	I can understand if you want to try to stop what the cartels are doing, but don't talk tough.
	America.
	Cartels are about that action for real.
	Do you not think we're about that action?
	Yeah, but I don't want to go.
	Let's go.
	I'm not watching our every move.
	Listen, man.
	Do you listen fucking close?
	Chinese.
	From that back from the door, let's go.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	ISIS.
	Al-Qaeda.
	This is beautiful.
	They may be watching the cartels now.
	No.
	Turn this shit up.
	Our military should not be mistaken for a cable news gab fest show.
	We don't care what you look like.
	We don't care.
	We don't care who you voted for.
	We don't care.
	Who you worship, what you worship, who you love.
	It doesn't matter if your dad left you millions when he died or if he knew who your father was.
	We have been honed into a machine of lethal moving parts that you would be wise to avoid if you know what's good for you.
	God damn.
	Preach.
	We will not be intimidated.
	We will not back down.
	Let's go.
	We've seen war.
	We don't want war.
	No, we don't want it.
	But if you want war with the United States of America, there's one thing I can promise you.
	So help me God.
	Someone else will raise your sons and daughters.
	Oh, shit.
	God damn it.
	Don't worry about the cartels now.
	Come on.
	You worry about the cartels when we got satellites.
	On that full list, there's a giant mass of water separating us from all the motherfuckers.
	That's a difference.
	Cartel is here.
	We got a wolf.
	They're down the street right now.
	You don't think we know where they are?
	Yah, excuse me.
	Do you think we don't know?
	Do you think we can find a cartel?
	I can find our cartels right now.
	Find 16 Mexicans playing 505 on basketball cartels.
	I told you, I told you about the cartels.
	I told you about the China sleeper cells.
	Yeah.
	The cartel, we go to war with the cartels, we lose.
	Guarantee.
	How?
	How are we losing?
	We lose.
	Al, do you remember?
	You so scary, bro.
	We lose.
	You are so scary.
	These motherfuckers do not play.
	We don't play.
	We outside the house.
	No, but we at least have like decency.
	We try not to kill kids.
	They're killing wives, kids.
	They're killing everybody.
	We invented killing kids.
	Where do you think they got their business model yet?
	Thank you.
	Son, we drone strike waiting.
	Just remember the fuck.
	Just remember about it.
	You think they drone strike at Kinsiniera?
	Like, it ain't nothing.
	Nothing.
	Light work.
	We're taking out the pin.
	We apologize.
	Ain't no apologies.
	They're blasting music right now.
	They're playing Bad Bunny.
	Go get them.
	What are you talking about?
	You really think it's a problem to take out the cartel?
	All right.
	Playing music on the subway on their phone, no headphones.
	Yeah.
	Listen to peso more money.
	The government can't even control these motherfuckers.
	Al, that's the.
	Oh, the Mexican government.
	Awesome.
	Bro, the United States government.
	They can't do it.
	They bring them military.
	This is insane.
	This is chicken.
	Whatever.
	Al, do you remember when four Americans got killed going to get BBLs or whatever in Mexico?
	And then they put nine of those motherfuckers chained up on the border and said, we're sorry, we didn't mean to kill Americans.
	The cartel doesn't want to fuck with America.
	Because we played that one time.
	Yeah.
	That's that's it.
	We played that one time.
	And then they took nine people.
	That's what they left them.
	I just don't want that.
	Al, I don't want to.
	Let me tell you something.
	We butt fuck.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	So help me God.
	We're butt fuckers.
	We are pulling up to the cartels and we are butt fucking.
	That is a shit pushed in.
	No, that is a real, that is a real thing.
	That is a real thing.
	Why is this helping?
	Hell yeah.
	I don't know.
	They're watching right now.
	We butt fuck them.
	Al, Al, it's not.
	Say in Spanish something.
	It's not enough.
	Say in Spanish every now.
	Ron peculo.
	Ron pemos culo.
	That's what happens.
	If you mess with the United States of America, so help me, God.
	Bamos are on per tukulo.
	That is a guarantee.
	You gotta tell the cartels this right now.
	They're not afraid to die.
	I thought they were afraid to get their ships.
	Push forward.
	I thought Trump's America is no.
	It's not gonna be a war.
	It's not gonna be a war.
	This is what it is.
	Fuck.
	We can eat Diddy on the front line.
	This is Diddy's redemption arc.
	We're gonna send him there Song's baby oil.
	He's getting all the baby oil here.
	He's gonna go there with sand.
	Yeah, that's what's gonna happen now.
	I'm telling you right now, I don't want you to be afraid.
	I don't want you to be scared anymore in Donald Trump's America.
	If this was Kamala Harris's America and you had some fucking tranny robot at the front lines going to take out the cartels, of course that's going to be an issue.
	She's probably going to start to suck all her dicks all the time.
	That's a scary sight.
	What do you mean?
	Tranny on the front line is a scary sight.
	Why?
	Why?
	Pull up that lady.
	I'm running.
	This is the Department of Health.
	I am running, bro.
	Oh, man.
	That's one of the hardest speeches in our lifetime.
	Yeah.
	Shout out to Captain Belavey.
	Yeah.
	Talking all that shit from here, guys.
	Yeah.
	I'm telling you.
	We ain't fighting.
	They're fighting.
	I know you don't think we're afraid.
	I know you don't think.
	Listen, if we stop bombing other countries out there in the Middle East, we're going to get itchy.
	Yeah, it's true.
	We're going to get itchy.
	We're going to need to bomb somebody.
	When America stops bombing, the rest of the world is on notice.
	Like, yo, do not piss them off.
	We're like an alcoholic father in the house.
	We're just waiting for our team to go down seven.
	Someone's getting big slapped.
	America's having a bad day.
	Bad days.
	Someone needs to get their cooler.
	That needs to happen.
	We need to run.
	That needs to happen.
	That's a good thing, guys.
	Say that.
	That's not a good thing.
	What do you mean it's not a good thing?
	You don't think Mexico would be thankful we took care of the cartels?
	What are you saying right now?
	Al, what do you believe?
	Tell me real quick.
	You don't think we can liberate the honestly?
	I'm so biased because I'm American.
	We're the greatest people.
	But if there's a second greatest people on the face of the universe, it's the Mexican people.
	You don't think that they would like to be liberated from these cartels?
	The most joyous, loving, accepting, kind, supportive, fun people on the fucking planet.
	You don't think they want to be liberated from these horrible cartels through a vicious butt thrashing?
	Butt thrashing doesn't sound tactical.
	That sounds like gospel.
	Who said we were tactical?
	That sounds like parking lot, man.
	That sounds what that sounds.
	It might happen in the parking lot.
	Yeah, we get in the parking lot.
	Let's go.
	All right, right.
	So then all those beautiful Mexican people that we love, they're going to be gone too.
	No, no, no.
	We're going to get them out the way.
	Yeah.
	Oh, go to the south.
	You'll be safe there.
	That's how we work.
	That usually works.
	That's how you got to bird down south.
	Two birds right there.
	Tell you guys that shit works.
	No, we're going to move them, bro.
	We're going to get them into a nice little segment.
	You can move.
	I trust you guys.
	Let's be optimistic.
	All right.
	Let's go.
	Hey, real talk.
	If you had to help the Ukraine fight Russia or the Mexicans fight the cartels, where do you think our resources are better spent?
	Because we're in wars no matter what.
	In the version, if we're helping Ukraine, are we still going to war with the cartels or we're not?
	No, he's saying we're going to stop.
	We're taking out his word for now.
	Nah, I'm going to send it to fucking Ukraine.
	I don't want that drama.
	I like, I'm going to Cancun in December, bro.
	This is what this is about.
	This is what this is about.
	That's what this is all things about.
	It really is.
	In January, you'll be seeing the dog gets kidnapped.
	That's foul.
	I hope that happened.
	That's foul.
	I hope that's it.
	I hope to have when I found out how much we're paying dog walkers for my dog.
Zach Bryan Song Suspects and Kidnapping 00:15:39
	That's crazy.
	I hope my dog is kidnapped.
	I never wish you had a lot of people.
	I hope you get kidnapped off.
	That I can wish with no conscience whatsoever.
	Ain't nobody kidnapping Al.
	You got to deal with that for a fucking week.
	You can give them back.
	This guy's just rude.
	Yeah.
	This guy's just rude.
	Clumpy.
	The fucking mood all the goddamn time.
	Loves the car show.
	Yeah.
	He's like, I hate these Puerto Ricans.
	Fucking garbage.
	Tony Hitchkin was riding.
	Okay.
	What else we got, my boys?
	Crypto's up.
	Yo.
	We out here, dude.
	Shout out to crypto, bro.
	You could tell who voted for Kamala, but also got crypto.
	Right?
	Because they all of a sudden are very supportive of this Donald Trump administration coming in.
	They're like, give them a chance.
	You know, shout out.
	Shout out Bitcoin.
	Yep.
	No, for real, though.
	Shout out, Bitcoin.
	You got Bitcoin.
	You're up.
	You still got it.
	You still got a corner?
	Aren't you glad I told you to hold on?
	No, no, you're right.
	You told us a home.
	Yeah, we've been able to access your wallet yet.
	Nah, but we took all the shit off.
	Oh, you did?
	Yeah, because I was scared about the what's it called, but you know what?
	I'm bullish now.
	Matter of fact, crypto companies that you got to be legit.
	You got to be the ones that have actually made it through.
	You know, Kraken made it through.
	Yeah.
	Now it's time.
	Now y'all are rich.
	Bro, if FCX just holds on, bro, if they just were able to hold on like two more years.
	That's all they had to do.
	I mean, it was a long ass time.
	It wasn't like 30 days.
	It was years.
	Almost 1,000 years ago.
	Don't be so greedy for two years.
	I know.
	They just had to wait.
	You could do a Ponzi scheme now.
	Like, make way more money.
	He's in prison looking at this being like, oh, fuck.
	If anyone can help me get back the crypto I lost is a considerable amount.
	That'd be fantastic.
	Oh, wait, how'd you lose it?
	The company's folded.
	Oh, that's right.
	How much did you lose in now, money?
	Oh, I'll tell you.
	I'll tell you.
	Yeah, that's market.
	By like 12 cents or something.
	I can't figure it out.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, a good amount.
	A good amount.
	It's a good amount.
	Six?
	Six digits?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	What are we talking about?
	How much in initial investment?
	How many cyber trucks?
	How many cyber trucks run?
	Probably six figures, to be honest with you.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Wait, you lost six figures back then?
	Not at its lowest.
	Yeah, but no, in his investment.
	If it's worth nothing, you lost.
	But based on my average strike price, yeah.
	Yeah, for sure.
	How much was your Tesla cyber truck, Al?
	About $100.
	You know what's crazy?
	Even with that, I'm still up.
	Bro, that's crazy.
	So $100, but you, I imagine, leased it through the business.
	No, no, financed through the business.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But it's, oh, you purchased it.
	Purchase it.
	Why purchase it instead of leasing?
	You can't lease cyber trucks.
	They have a leasing office with Tesla.
	Not for cyber trucks.
	Oh, but with the regular cars.
	Yeah.
	Got it.
	But financing it is the same, essentially.
	Because there's a guy, I gotta get it.
	We never sell the final product.
	What does it look like?
	Somebody texted me.
	I'm in a cyber truck.
	That's how I found out you got one.
	I've been in it.
	It's cool.
	It's nice.
	It's nice.
	It's great.
	It's really nice.
	Shout out to Julio Ruby Rosa, but he said, I saw Al in a cyber truck.
	I was angry about it.
	I said, fuck Al got a cyber truck.
	I put the little stars in the ceiling and shit.
	That shit looks fire.
	Oh, that's sick.
	Oh, you did not do that.
	Come on.
	Fabulous.
	Shout out to Project.
	Nah, the Rolls Royce.
	The Rolls-Royce Phantom has that.
	Now, I never seen anybody add it to a shittier car, but the Rolls-Royce Phantom has it.
	Yeah, we know the Phantom.
	Of course, that's what I'm saying.
	My Honda Court has a massive den in the backseat passenger side that never got fixed.
	Thank you.
	2012 still running strong.
	Damn, bro.
	You put the stars in it.
	Nah, trust me, it looks amazing.
	Spinners?
	Is that racist?
	Every once in a while, I forget how truly ghetto Alex is.
	And then he does something like this.
	And I'm like, wow, God.
	Putting the stars on the ceiling of a non-Rolls Royce.
	You get in the car and it's just the galaxy, man.
	I see O'Reilly's bell over here.
	Come on, Todd.
	It's amazing.
	So we got too much light pollution in here.
	So I had to tell you, no, the galaxy to me.
	I mean, so is it a feature they offer?
	Or did you stick stars on the ceiling of this?
	Custom.
	They don't do that.
	Yeah, they prefer if you don't do that.
	Actually, it's what color is it?
	This is what the IRS is letting him write off.
	Isn't that funny?
	This is what the IRS is for my business.
	You have to stars and ceilings.
	You need lighting.
	Yes, yes.
	Come on, guys.
	Jesus Christ.
	Let's move on.
	What color is it?
	It's a tungsten gray, a satin tungsten gray.
	Sorry.
	I got it out, but then the satin kind of jeans and jeans, absolutely.
	Tungsten.
	Yeah.
	The real G's moving silence.
	Yeah.
	That's on hot.
	LBI.
	You wrapped it?
	Yeah, I got it.
	You wrapped it.
	Punch.
	You have to.
	It only comes in one color.
	It's only steel.
	And then the steel has all the fucking fingerprints.
	And I've seen them black ones.
	They look fire.
	That's all rap.
	That's all right.
	Anytime you see a color, it's rap.
	Wow.
	I saw a white one recently.
	Funny.
	This guy got a fucking Tonka trunk in the Hamptons, and he's you gotta be fucking criticized.
	Tonka trunk.
	Yeah, that did hurt.
	It was funny.
	It's still funny, though.
	I gave you the credit for it.
	Okay, what else we got, guys?
	I mean, voter fraud.
	Apparently, they stole the election.
	Every election is fake.
	Conveniently.
	What else?
	Oh, you were talking about some chicken lady yesterday.
	I still don't notice this.
	Y'all okay.
	So there he is.
	The British girl.
	I still don't.
	I was waiting for Albert.
	I looked into it and still don't notice it.
	Okay, you ever seen the British girls?
	She's like, oh, you want chicken?
	There's so many chicken.
	There's so many white chicken ladies that is confusing.
	There's a lot of white chicken.
	I get why y'all like them.
	I get it.
	Yeah.
	Chicken fry.
	Oh, God.
	So, so, yeah.
	So here's my advice to anybody.
	Whatever you do.
	Yeah.
	So help me God.
	Do not give Dave Portnoy a reason to wake up in the morning and make content.
	That's a scared.
	Because your life will be fucking hell.
	Yeah.
	This guy.
	We got to add him to the list.
	So it's Portnoy.
	Candace Owens.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's on that list.
	Coffee Zone.
	I'm telling you what the suspect is.
	Come on.
	There's a fee you got to stay away from.
	I'm telling you.
	There is a relentlessness.
	50 cents.
	50.
	Exactly.
	There's a few people that it's just not worth it.
	It is not worth it.
	Especially like Dave's got all the money in the world.
	So you don't need to do anything.
	Yeah.
	What motivates him?
	But if you give him a reason to wake up, I remember seeing the drama happen with this, like there's this country singer named, I guess, Zach Bryan.
	Yeah.
	It's apparently like a huge country singer.
	Yeah, he's nice.
	Pull him up.
	What is the song of this guy?
	I cannot name one song.
	So I listened to the song that he wrote about Chicken Fry's Friend.
	He made a song about Chicken Fry's friend.
	It's just such a ridiculous sentence.
	Chicken Friends.
	Chicken Fry.
	A little bit of chicken fries.
	Yeah.
	That's it.
	Cold beer on Friday night.
	That's it.
	And now that's not him.
	This guy's like, why not?
	Chicken's actually.
	Pink Skies is the one that's right appropriate.
	That's also Zach.
	That's Zach Brown.
	We were talking about Zach Bryan.
	So there's a Zach Bryan and then there's a Zach Brown.
	Zach Brown band.
	Band.
	But that chicken fried song is fire.
	Yeah.
	This guy's less like fun party.
	It seems like this guy's more like artsy kind of.
	Can we play a song of oranges?
	Yeah, something like that.
	Play a song of chicken fried boyfriends.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Song.
	All right.
	So I'm going to play it and then just give me your honest reaction.
	Okay.
	Right when we come back in, okay?
	Mr. Chicken Lady.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Chicken Lady's Boyfriend.
	All right.
	Fire.
	I liked it.
	Absolutely.
	It was good.
	And that's the first time I've ever heard, I think, a song from this guy.
	Yeah.
	Something in the orange by Zach Bryan.
	But, like, really nice.
	Yeah.
	I like the music.
	Okay.
	So, apparently, he was emotionally abusing chicken lady.
	Okay.
	Chicken girl.
	Chicken woman.
	Brianna.
	Chicken fry.
	Brianna Chicken Fried.
	Call her correct pronouns, bro.
	Chicken fried.
	We're on TM Portenoy.
	So whoever of those two he supports, we support him.
	We support them.
	And then, so Chicken Fried went on, they have a podcast together with this another kid named Josh Roberts.
	Richards.
	Fuck.
	You don't know.
	I went on the pod with them.
	I find him.
	I find the Josh Richards kid good.
	That was a dude that Dub was hating on yesterday.
	Yeah.
	Doug was trying to say he wasn't good looking, Dubb.
	Nah, you lying.
	That kid cute as hell.
	Yo, Tanya out of nowhere.
	Somebody brings up Josh Richards on the thing, and out of nowhere, Tanya pops her head behind the screen and goes, that kid's cute.
	You don't know what he asked.
	She said it way worse.
	She goes, he's cute for his age.
	Oh, for his age.
	We don't need no caveats.
	That man handsome for all ages.
	He looks like an average.
	Okay.
	He's like the bear guy.
	Josh Richards.
	Okay.
	Anyway, so they all do a podcast together.
	And, you know, once Dave heard that his girl was hurt, you know, Dave's going to ride for his people.
	Yeah, he did.
	So Dave came out.
	And I respect that.
	You got to ride for the gang.
	Zach Bryan, you did the dumbest thing you could ever done in your fucking life.
	You got to learn from the enemies of Dave Portnoy.
	He will not stop until you stop.
	You are destroyed.
	So yeah, her side of the story, I looked in this a bit.
	Her side of the story she told on the pod with Dave is basically they dated.
	Everything was good for a few months.
	And then after like four months, it just got toxic.
	He would get really temperamental out of nowhere.
	And then I think he would pitch like huge fits.
	Like one time, she asked him to go to her best friend's grandmother's funeral.
	He caused a huge scene.
	It was basically like, fuck you, I'm not going to do this.
	Ended up having to go to the funeral and then wrote one of his new massive hits about going to that funeral about the person he hated, his dead grandmother, whatever.
	It's kind of like, if you're the friend, you're like, you treat me like shit.
	Apparently he yelled at that friend, threw like a glass at her head.
	At the funeral?
	And no, later, just another holiday.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	That's my bad.
	Yeah, and another like holiday.
	He like had all of them over somehow.
	And then Chicken Fried went to sleep.
	And then he was just like started going nuts on the friends.
	You're all moochers.
	None of you were worth anything, et cetera, et cetera.
	Threw a glass near them, broke, shattered, whatever.
	Like went nuts.
	Apparently, these are like emotionally abusive things that he would do a lot.
	Dave Portnoy hears this, starts going in on Zach Bryan.
	Apparently, Zach Bryan would always shit on Portnoy and shit on the podcast, try to get her to leave.
	Publicly or just to her?
	Just to her.
	But he also, when he dumped her, she was just like, hey, can I announce, can I just tell people on my own terms?
	He's like, yeah, fine.
	Then announces it on his IG two days later.
	And then all of a sudden, she starts getting offers for NDAs.
	Please don't say anything about this relationship.
	She offered $12 million.
	The price goes up to $12 million.
	She says no over and over and over.
	Price keeps going up to 12 million, which leads you to believe he didn't want this shit coming out publicly.
	Nah, he hit her.
	I mean, like, she's not saying 12.
	She's not saying that.
	Yeah, but for whatever it is, it took 12 million for him to say, don't tell people what I did.
	So that's a thing.
	Cassie got 30 for 12.
	That's like that's a half a cash title.
	12 is just an elevator.
	Yeah.
	Just the elevator.
	Yo, Cassie has to be 30 for years.
	Diddy's a billionaire.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Zach Brown isn't a billionaire.
	Zach Bryan.
	Whatever.
	Fuck, man.
	Cassie Bryan.
	Four white people's names in country.
	Zach Bryan.
	There's a Luke Bryan there.
	There's a Luke Bryan.
	Oh, yeah.
	Come on, come on, come on.
	Chicken fried right.
	Fried right straight.
	I thought that's how it goes.
	No, that isn't their favorite song.
	There you go.
	They love that.
	That's by Zach Blyan.
	Yo, Portnoy wrote a diss song about this guy.
	With extra stretchers.
	It's called Country Diddy.
	And they go hard.
	Crazy.
	Saying my man got STDs and shit.
	That's foul.
	They go in.
	And the cover is a Lego because everybody said his head is like a Lego block.
	Yeah, but if you're saying he got STDs, then you kind of saying you're.
	That's the other thing that's a little wild.
	Is it?
	He almost said that's a good thing.
	That's called collateral damage, okay?
	You ever bomb a wedding and take out a terrorist now?
	That is not how you do it.
	You got to get permission from Chicken Wing to go out and talk about the STD shit because we're all going to assume the chicken fry got it, right?
	Chicken fried.
	The fried chicken got it.
	That's crazy.
	Damn.
	Yo, turning down 12 milli is, I think there's more to the story.
	I think she's not saying that.
	You let a girl emotionally abuse you for 12 mil, yeah?
	Wait.
	What?
	I was not debating.
	She emotionally abuses you for 12, but she got to pay you 12 milli at the end.
	You can't say anything.
	Well, fucking yeah, I'm already emotionally abused.
	My girl is Spanish.
	Do you have to do it in Spanish?
	She's from Spain.
	Stop doing that.
	She's from Spain.
	What are you calling Spanish?
	She's from Spain.
	In New York Spanish, Puerto Rican debuts.
	He's trying to like her internet.
	I'm trying to talk correctly.
	You're trying to Puerto Rican it up right now.
	She's going to stab you.
	You're trying to do your like founders Tesla.
	You're not going to do that with your girl.
	Okay.
	She is from Spain.
	Cut that shit the fuck out.
	She's a Spaniard.
	Nah, my Spaniard.
	My Latita.
	12 milli.
	12 million for emotional abuse.
	Yeah.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	I do it for you.
	Physical abuse.
	I know, first of all, I can take my girls.
	I'm not worried about being physically abused.
	12 million.
	Yeah.
	Like, what could you do that's not worth 12 million?
	People do boxing fights for two.
	That's for all.
	All right, I cost $12 million.
	Yeah, dude.
	Yeah.
	It's not even a question.
	I do it for $100.
	$12 million, but people are going to think that you got an STD.
	No, they wouldn't even think you got an SC because you're not allowed to.
	Yeah, they're just giving it down to people.
	Yo, so hold on.
	So she, yo, so she didn't get 12 milli and she got everybody thinking she's burned.
	That's why I think there's more.
	Is that a fact that she said she got the STD?
	He said that Ryan has an STD?
	I don't know.
	We need to find out if that's true.
Diss Tracks and STD Rumors 00:06:45
	But I heard in a song.
	It's look, the Lego guy that said it.
	No, did Portnoy say that, though, that he has an STD?
	Oh, I mean, yeah, they allude to it in the song.
	They don't even allude to it.
	Yeah, what does he say?
	Play that shit.
	Yeah.
	Why would we just say, but isn't there a video where it's like he's rapping?
	Yeah.
	Play the actual music video.
	All right.
	Oh, but this has a lyric, so he just was lyrics.
	Hey, white people, you don't have to make your voice like that when you rap.
	It's hard, though.
	You can just rap record.
	It's hard.
	You gotta hit the RFK sometimes when you're rapping.
	That's important.
	You don't have to do that.
	See, that song was awesome.
	I love everything Dave Fortnoy does.
	Fantastic.
	And I hate Henry Blodgett.
	Fuck Henry Blodgett.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Somebody we should hate.
	You don't know.
	No, yep.
	We don't like you.
	That was Portnoy's.
	Yeah.
	Kissinger, fuck you.
	Yeah, but yeah, he said he got STDs, I'm pretty sure.
	Somewhere in the song, I can't find it, though.
	Can we take a second to find?
	Because that's crazy if he really did that.
	Like, how do you put, how do you burn your shoe?
	This isn't even the song.
	Isn't it?
	This isn't.
	No.
	This is posted by the.
	No, this is.
	He might have dropped two.
	I think he dropped two, believe it or not.
	Wow.
	I think he has two diss yeah, dude.
	I'm telling you, this guy, this guy is living for this right now.
	There's a few.
	There's actually a couple of witty bars in there.
	I'll give him that.
	Yeah, if Dave Portnoy.
	I thought it was all witty bars.
	Prosection.
	I didn't think there was a bad line in there.
	If Dave Portnoy wants to ruin you, you're ruined.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	It's called Smallest Man.
	He wrote multiple.
	He went full Kendra gone.
	He wrote multiple diss tracks before this guy could reply.
	Back to back.
	I like that record.
	Is that the girlfriend?
	That's Josh Roberts.
	Come on, bro.
	Out of some respect, man.
	He's got a lot of feminine features, bro.
	You meant it so seriously.
	Yo, he's handsome as fuck for his age, bro.
	Like a girl hair much.
	Nah, he's just pretty.
	Can he be pretty, bro?
	Damn.
	Hey, he's not bad.
	He's nice.
	Yeah, see, you can rap with a regular voice.
	There it is.
	Wow.
	He's got him.
	He's got it.
	He's actually spitting.
	He's got it.
	He really just said his candy.
	Camera Ton of Fuck.
	Can you talk?
	You like that he raps good.
	You're attracted to that.
	House awesome skinny white girl.
	Like, that's girl.
	He spit.
	Nah, but that's wild, bro.
	You don't put that in the diss track.
	That's craziness.
	Do you think they know what everyone else is thinking?
	Because the co-host is now burning.
	That's what we're all thinking.
	They got her.
	Yeah, it happened, bro.
	What do you mean it happened?
	You got to take that just to take down this guy.
	Right?
	Are you worried about me?
	I don't know how you were saying this shit happened, so I'm saying of all the people.
	But like, move away from yourself.
	But like, you can take down this guy.
	You can ruin his reputation.
	And you just gotta say, oh, I got chlamydia one time.
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	Like, you're assuming that's it.
	There's other ways to do it.
	I'll assume it was herpes.
	Yeah, but that's forever.
	That's a forever.
	Yeah.
	What were y'all assuming?
	I was assuming Hermydia.
	That's yeah.
	Chlamydia or gonorrhea is like light work.
	That's a flu.
	It's a flu.
	It's the sniffles.
	Yeah.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah.
	And you're not going to move away.
	You moved away from me for making one comment.
	They said they had chlamydia.
	I mean, if you had to choose one, you're like, chlamydia bids a rickety dot.
	Absolutely.
	It is.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, they should have said that, right?
	Yeah.
	What rhymes are you going to?
	What rhymes with chlamydia?
	No, but that's crazy.
	If you're going around getting it, there you go.
	That was light work.
	That took nothing.
	Yo, you know what I saw on the Flagrant Memes account real quick that was absolutely terrifying to me is that Instagram is going to start notifying people when you go like that on the pick.
	That's no.
	To see feet.
	No, that's not specific.
	That's not.
	Yeah, obviously.
	But this motion, I thought you could do with like the privacy of your Instagram team.
	Yeah.
	But now people are going to know and they don't really know what you're zooming into.
	We should verify this.
	I'm going to zoom in on a pick of yours.
	You check your notification.
	No, it doesn't happen to happen yet, but they're thinking of rolling it out.
	But anyway, there's no way.
	I'm safe because all the girls I look at have augmented asses and buttons.
	I never have to be.
	This is government overreach, bro.
	This is the government overreach.
	Big tech is just not letting anyone have any more secrets.
	All right, to wrap up, chickens, we basically have to listen.
	Here's the reality: let this once in a once stop interviewing rappers in London and shit like that.
	Stop that.
	Yeah, there is a few people that you do not want to frustrate, irritate, or annoy.
	We've already went through the list.
	Candace Owens, 50 Cents, CoffeeZilla, Dave Portnoy.
	Donald Trump.
	If you would have just said and Dave Portnoy, it would have rhymed.
	He would have rapped along with him.
	What do you mean?
	There are certain people you don't want to annoy.
	And then you had Dave Portnoy as your next line.
	I was excited for you.
	I just wish he didn't interrupt with that.
	Sorry.
	But you heard a rap song.
	You heard a rap song.
	He was selling the moment.
	You know what I mean?
	I didn't have.
	You heard a rap song.
	He was sewing the moments.
	I know you think that's a Dr. Facebook fluff.
	All right, Jack.
	Let me try again.
	There are certain people you don't want to annoy.
	Yeah, sometimes I forget, just produce, don't talk.
	No, there are certain people you don't want to annoy.
	50 cents.
	Kamala Harris, Dave Pornoy.
	Oh!
	Oh!
	You got the list wrong, though.
	Wait, I got Candace Owens.
	Wow!
	Candace Owens!
	Wow!
	Sorry, Candace!
	How dare you!
	Sorry!
	We all called Gozillazilla.
	That is funny.
	Come on, bro.
	That is funny.
Jake Paul Fight Analysis and Mike Tyson 00:08:28
	Damn.
	Nintendo Rumble, bro.
	Got your pants off.
	That's a little bit of a hook right there.
	That's a little bit of a hook right there.
	Okay.
	What?
	What?
	What about them is similar at all?
	Candace just lost that election, man.
	She got it.
	Candace would have won.
	Alex, Candace could have won.
	Be honest.
	Alex, stop it, buddy.
	Of course, Andrew.
	She just ran.
	Stop it.
	Candace, Alice avoiding taxes.
	Okay, no, I'm paying taxes.
	Alice avoiding taxes.
	Go get up, please.
	Okay.
	Listen, I think we got some fights we got to talk about.
	Oh, Jake Paul's fighting Tom Lazar.
	Oh, my God.
	That's so funny.
	That's so funny.
	Oh, my God.
	Such so funny bitch.
	That's going to be our banger, bro.
	That's so funny.
	No, Kamala's fighting on Saturday in the UFC main event.
	It is going to be.
	Okay, so Jake Paul versus Kamala live on Netflix on Netaflix.
	Yeah.
	What do you guys think?
	This Kamala is going to go over two in November.
	What's the deal?
	What do you guys think?
	You still think Tyson got this?
	I do not.
	I think Tyson's going to demolish it.
	Tyson looks good in the fucking cooks they put out.
	Who'd you think was going to win the election?
	Jake Trump.
	Oh, that's right.
	That's right.
	You did say it.
	I'm actually curious.
	I mean, Tyson is going to murder.
	He was 58.
	He's 60 years old.
	Doing things at 40 is almost impossible.
	I don't know how he's going to do it at 60.
	But there is a different situation where, like, this is Jake coming up in weight to fight somebody that's heavier than him.
	Before this, Jake has always been the heavier opponent.
	He's always been the bigger opponent.
	And he's been usually the boxer going up against someone who's not a boxer.
	Now he's going up against someone who is fighting at their natural weight and has boxed for their entire life.
	But at the same time, Jake is a hard-punching guy.
	Yeah, I'm not worried about Tyson throwing punches at 58.
	I'm worried about, first of all, endurance, but second of all, taking punches at 58.
	Yeah.
	That's a whole different thing.
	Tyson is a different animal, guys.
	Muhammad Ali is a different animal.
	He came back, got his ass beat.
	Yeah.
	He was whooped by Larry Holmes, I think.
	But Larry Holmes was also the best heavyweight in the world at the time.
	He had been a sparring partner for years.
	He didn't get his ass beat by a bum.
	No, I agree.
	But that was also Muhammad Ali, what, 40?
	Was he that old?
	I don't know.
	But he wasn't 58.
	Yeah.
	I'm just saying, whatever age he was, he wasn't 58.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's the thing.
	Like, Mike's going to have to get in and he's going to have to land those shots close.
	And we're going to see what happens.
	I mean, Mike is going to fuck him up.
	Really?
	I hope you're right, man.
	I am rooting for Mike.
	I'm a Mike.
	I normally like Jake, but like, obviously I'm rooting for Tyson.
	But I just, I'm fearful, man.
	He's 58.
	I'm very worried about this.
	All the new muscles on Jake is different.
	This is grown man strength.
	He's had this strength forever and he's back.
	His endurance is back.
	This motherfucker.
	That's a 60-year-old man that looks like he's 40.
	I mean, with all due respect to Mike, I feel like we keep discrediting Jake every single time and then he keeps doing it and we keep moving the goalpost.
	I gave Jake his props.
	I think Jake is a good boxer.
	He is for the amount of time he has been boxing.
	I just think Mike is a different animal.
	That's possible.
	But at the same time, age catches up to all of us.
	60 years old is still 60 years old.
	Also, I'm curious, has the nature of boxing changed?
	Like, has the style of boxing?
	Like, is it possible that if he's in a groove where he's like, look, he fights this way, everyone knows what he does.
	And he's been doing the same thing 30 years.
	And Jake, despite being more novice, is doing something newer, technically speaking.
	This is what I would say.
	Jake just has that overhead, right?
	Jake's got, he's got power.
	He's got this great overhand right.
	What I think that Mike will try to do is smother him.
	And I don't think Jake will have power in the smother.
	Like, he needs a little bit more length and distance to get the shots off.
	But what Jake is good at is catching somebody moving in.
	So if Mike just moves straight in, Jake can catch you in short distance with that overhand right.
	Mike has that.
	But if Mike is bobbing and weaving on the way in, that will be more difficult, of course.
	And I'm sure that he's seen clips of this.
	He's like, okay, I got to watch that when I'm walking in, but that's what I'm worried about.
	Mike's also got a great chin.
	They call him Iron Mike Tyson for a reason.
	So I don't think that he's going to feel power.
	And this is no insult to Jake's power, but he's not going to feel power he hasn't felt before.
	Like Mike's been in there with much harder hitters than Jake.
	And Jake is a hard-hitting guy.
	You cannot take that away from him.
	But Mike's been in there with the hardest hitting human beings on the planet.
	Simple as that.
	And he stood up against.
	Jake has never been in the ring with somebody with Mike's power.
	That I can't say just based on his based on his spars.
	I don't know who he's sparring with.
	Okay.
	He hasn't been in a professional fight with anybody close to his power.
	That's 100% true.
	And power's the last thing to go is what I'll say.
	Okay.
	Power's like the last thing.
	He's a 60.
	I think dude rooting for him.
	60-year-old Mike.
	Does he have that kind of power?
	Power is the last thing to go.
	Mike, if you looked at George Foreman, I think George Foreman won the heavyweight title at 50 years old or something like that.
	He had like 45, maybe?
	Yeah, we should look that up.
	And he was known as the hardest hitting puncher alive.
	I think when he fought Joe Frazier, he lifted him in the air on an uppercut.
	So he won the FAA championship at 45 years old.
	And I think that's the oldest person that's ever been a heavyweight champion.
	We're talking about 15 more years or 13 more years after that.
	Mike Tyson.
	Better shape than Frazier was.
	Foreman, yeah.
	Foreman.
	Foreman was.
	Yeah, probably.
	But Foreman, what he had was the great equalizer, which was power.
	He could just walk in there.
	He could take your shots.
	And then when he landed, you went to sleep.
	Mike has always had power, but he's also a volume guy, too.
	He's a guy that's going to like hit you twice in the body and then the hook comes up top.
	So I think he needs to soften you up and then put you out.
	Like if you even look at Mike's greatest knockouts, it's like the third punch clips you and then you're fucking done.
	Whereas Foreman could just stalk stock stalk, boom, one shot sits you down.
	That's what I think happens in this fight.
	I think Mike's going to get in close.
	Jake's going to feel power for the first time and he's not going to know what to do with that because he's overpowered everybody he's been in the ring with and he's not going to know what to do with that.
	So there's an argument to be made for that with which is, and this is a fight that Jake won.
	He fought Anderson Silva.
	Do you remember what he fought?
	He was winning that fight against Anderson Silva, but Anderson was smothering him.
	Do you remember that?
	And it was hard for Jake to get off.
	It was hard for Jake to land shots because Anderson's strategy was kind of get inside.
	And then Jake caught him and dropped him.
	And Jake won the fight.
	He definitely deserved to win.
	But he was able to, Anderson was able to control Jake's effectiveness by being on the inside.
	He just wasn't able to score on the inside.
	So the question is, if Mike is on the inside, Mike can score on the inside.
	That is Mike's zone.
	So I think Anderson was most, I don't even want to know if I would say effective, but like him, look this, like him getting ins like basically being if yeah, he's not throwing any power on it, but he's essentially trying to get close enough where Jake can't load up, you know?
Emergency Administration and Martial Law 00:05:04
	Like that, all those inside.
	So Mike would do a much better job of, you know, fighting in the phone booth.
	And generating power.
	Yes, but at the same time, you know, if Silva is 42 or something like that, Mike is 58 years old.
	Dude, time, time is.
	You get old.
	Here's the hardest thing about being old.
	It's not just the training.
	It's that I'm 40 years old.
	I go play paddle.
	I'm fucking sore for two days.
	So the recovery period in order to train effectively at 60 is really tough.
	Are they testing for this?
	I can't fast.
	I hope not.
	I can't fast.
	I don't know.
	Cause neither one will fast.
	I can't fast.
	Let's be real.
	Neither one.
	that would fix your your recovery thing even if you're not necessarily doing it for size but just doing specific uh uh enhancements yeah or just inflammation yeah it's just what did your friend call it like the the advanced training system or something uh initiate a vitamin protocol yeah the vitamin protocol yeah yeah yeah yeah he was uh did you ever do the stem cells for your back no no no no i might want to do something for like shoulder but i don't know if it will work Just wait all that shit.
	Yeah.
	Well, I think I think stem cells work for a specific thing, right?
	I think it's like if there's damage to an area, it can rebuild certain things.
	But like stem cells, for example, I don't think they'll like, they won't just fix your Achilles if it's torn.
	No, but I mean, isn't yours just like yeah, I so it might be it might be a good candidate for it.
	I just need to look and see if it is, essentially.
	I don't, I don't know enough to know what it fixes.
	If it's just simply like recovery from wear and tear, maybe it does it and that'd be great.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	If we go to war with the cartel, you can't go to tier 1 and get that shit.
	I go to Columbia.
	Nah, they siding with cartels.
	They can't wait for Mexico's shit to be done.
	Then they're back on top.
	What happened to El Salvador?
	They threw everyone in prison.
	And it works.
	It's lit.
	It's lit.
	Turns out if you punish criminals, it makes life better.
	There's another thing, Democrats.
	Another thing you should take notice.
	So this El Salvadorian president Bukele or whatever like that, basically anybody who's gang-related or in a gang just overnight started sending them to jail.
	And El Salvador, I think, went from the most dangerous country in the world to the safest.
	And you didn't commit a crime just by being in the game.
	Basically, on some Rico shit.
	Oh, wow.
	Now, I don't know if they're.
	8,000 people.
	Yeah, they put 83,000.
	This is a small country.
	As of November 5th, 2022.
	And they have these massive containment centers, but they just started locking them up.
	And literally overnight, the country changed.
	And now it's the safest country.
	There's no one left on the street to commit a crime.
	There it is.
	But they also decided to make Bitcoin legal currency.
	And now Bitcoin's at fucking 85.
	He's done some very ambitious changes.
	And it's...
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw people posting about that football player that took CAF's contract.
	Now he's looking good.
	I forgot his name.
	Do you know?
	The football player.
	From the 49ers, right?
	Bro, you saw the housekeepers episode go viral?
	Oh, yeah, where he wanted to pay with 50,000 Bitcoin or something like that.
	And it would have been worth like 3.2 billion today or some shit.
	Yeah.
	But that's the tricky thing with that is always like you would have sold.
	Oh, yeah.
	Like that's how I sleep at night.
	You know, the people who are like, I had a 10,000 book Bitcoin at one point in time, but I sold it for, you know, $10,000.
	It's like, you would have sold it when it was worth $100,000 or a million.
	Like, you are up so much.
	Yeah.
	The people that just hold on to their Bitcoin forty, 20 years, however long it's been around, forgot about it.
	Yeah.
	Or something.
	Like, it's just an impossible outcome.
	Yeah.
	There's a certain point where greed takes over and you're like, let me not let this go back down.
	I could buy a house.
	Yeah.
	You just.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It seems crazy.
	You just throw all these people in prison and it's fine.
	Yep.
	No, no, it's not fine.
	It's way better.
	It's so much better.
	It's like the best place to live and everybody's life has changed.
	And then you slowly let people out.
	I don't know if I thought that's the other thing.
	I don't know if like you go to jail for life.
	You might go to jail for life.
	I don't know.
	That's good.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	If it's life, life crazy.
	I think that's fire.
	Just for being like, you know, a guy, like your cousin was in a cartel?
	It'd be like that sometimes.
	It'd be like that sometimes.
	I bet you stop associating with your cousin once you figure that shit out.
	I bet you stop going, yo, stop calling me.
	Do they backdate that shit?
	What if you used to be affiliated and now you're not?
	Run it up.
	I don't know what the deal is.
	Obviously, it infringes on certain freedoms that exist in America that do not exist in El Salvador.
	No, they exist there.
	He's running under an emergency.
	Like he's running under almost like martial law.
Dictatorship Comparisons and Smart Leaders 00:02:24
	Ah.
	Colossians.
	So they've removed habeas corpus is what we would call it in America?
	Yeah, I'm sure they don't have the exact same ones here, but he is running under sort of like an emergency administration.
	But he's by far the most popular political candidate in the world right now.
	There's a great article in Times that's about him, and he calls himself the world's coolest dictator.
	And a philosopher king.
	Those are his little titles.
	That is the problem, bro.
	I think the best government is like a really good monarch.
	Yeah, benevolent dictator.
	Yeah, you just can't.
	You can't just trust benevolence.
	Whatever he's gone, who's next?
	That guy's going to be a fucking idiot problem.
	That's the problem.
	That's why you have to let the people decide just because you're only going to get lucky once in like a fucking 400 years that you'll get a smart enough guy that's not too much of a narcissist that's going to destroy your country.
	It's a pure luck.
	Or you got to like.
	America's about 400 years old.
	Now we got Trump, so that's perfect.
	Teed up.
	Yeah.
	Oh, John Jones fighting this weekend.
	Oh, England.
	Oh, really?
	No, I'm giving a speech at Oxford.
	Nice.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck are they doing?
	Yeah, I have no idea.
	The Oxford Union.
	Dude, my mom was giddy.
	Giddy.
	She couldn't, but then she started laughing and she was like, but why?
	I don't know.
	None taken.
	I have no idea.
	That's fire.
	They're very curious about cancel culture, freedom of speech, and these types of things.
	I imagine that's what they've given me no parameters, but yeah, I saw some of their speeches of people just yelling at them about being woke or whatever, which seems a little annoying.
	It's just don't go up and do a set, man.
	God.
	They asked if I'm on your stand-up.
	I was like, I need your fucking mind.
	I don't like doing stand-up for college kids when they know it's standard.
	I mean, no.
	But that's good.
	Have a discussion with them.
	You know, be able to support and back things up.
	Yo, that's awesome.
	Yeah, it's very awesome.
	Thank you.
	Awesome.
	We're going to wear it.
	Wow.
	I don't know, hoodie.
	Oh, my God.
	Please.
	We're full Harry Potter.
	Like a free.
	Harry Potter, bro.
	Rogue.
	Like somebody sent to me for free, probably.
	You're going full suited up?
	No, I don't do that shit.
	No.
	You got to go turtleneck.
	You got to suck turtleneck with the suit up.
	You represent us, bro.
	You got to look good.
	No, I don't represent y'all.
	Hello, man.
	Like the fourth people I represent.
Capitalist Fighting Game and Drake Moments 00:10:52
	So you know how many people are going to send us that video if you bomb.
	You go there, bomb.
	We're going to get the same way how you knew I was in a cyber truck.
	I want to know.
	I'm going to re-bomb immediately after that.
	Text messages.
	Yes.
	But at least it looks good.
	Yeah.
	It's a, but it's this, would it function like a TED talk where they'll seem to get out there online afterwards?
	That's cool.
	Yeah.
	But there's no real parameters.
	They were like, just keep in mind that these do go out.
	So you can use your favorite word, though.
	Bitch.
	Nope, the other one.
	They use it over there, and it's fine.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	So you let it fly.
	That is not.
	That is my favorite word.
	It's the best word.
	The best words.
	Is that a wedge?
	I understand how white people felt when the N-word got taken from it.
	Yeah.
	Like, emotionally, I get it.
	You're out of spelling me?
	Final words.
	It comes across.
	You're like, oh, my God, I know this one.
	Language of origin.
	Got it.
	Okay, wait, how did we get to this?
	You're going to... John Jones fight.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, I think John Jones gets it done.
	And I think Stipe might have moments where he makes it interesting.
	I think John's going to have to respect Stipe's striking.
	And, I mean, Stipe went in there with Daniel Cormier.
	And Daniel Cormier is an amazing legendary wrestler.
	And Stipe was able to find a way to keep it on the feet and eventually get a victory over Daniel.
	So I, yeah, I think that he's going to, John's going to have to respect Stipe.
	I don't think it's going to be as easy as that Cyril Gon fight where John just like walks straight through.
	Yeah.
	But I think it's hard for you to bet against John Jones.
	I mean, it's fucking John Jones.
	You hear him say that if he wins this, he wants to fight not Aspinall next.
	He wants to fight Perkins.
	Alex Panetta.
	Yeah.
	That'd be so awesome.
	That'd be so awesome.
	You think he's ducking Aspinall or you think that's actually the more fun fight?
	John Jones doesn't duck.
	I respect what Aspinall is doing in terms of he's trying to build the fight.
	So he's just saying anything he could say to get people interested.
	But like John Jones is not afraid of anybody.
	There's nobody on the planet John Jones is afraid of.
	So the idea that like all of a sudden he's afraid of Aspinall is just absurd.
	Now, Aspinel's got to say something to get excitement for the fight.
	But we're talking about John Jones here.
	It's like saying like Tom Brady's afraid of a defense.
	It's like there's no defense Tom Brady's afraid of.
	Tom Brady is the best quarterback that's ever lived.
	He can't wait.
	He's salad.
	He's chomping at the bit to go attack your fucking defense.
	So, and the proof is that he's got seven championships.
	The proof is that John Joe has been fighting fucking title fights for the last 17 years, whatever.
	He's just an absurdly talented human being.
	So yeah, he's not afraid.
	But, you know, what a crazy thing to say.
	I could beat up any human being on earth.
	Yeah.
	What a crazy fucking thought to hold on.
	I just say it every day.
	I think the fight, the interest, the really interesting fight is Pareta for sure.
	And then why is that fight interesting?
	I'm actually curious because to me, it's like, well, John Jones is so much bigger now that Pereira's power is not going to matter.
	I think they're about the same size.
	And also, Pereira's power matters no matter what weight he's in.
	He just knocks people the fuck out.
	So it's like, I just think that Pareto is this like incredibly dominant force you're seeing in the UFC.
	He's by far like the biggest draw right now in the UFC.
	You think he's good enough to take on like a heavyweight and the power note.
	Parera?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	You also have to understand, like, when the gloves are four ounces and you can punch, like...
	You're still going to feel it no matter what weight.
	Yeah, you're going down.
	Like after a certain weight, you're going down.
	Gotcha.
	Like, maybe if a guy 125, 135 hits you, 145 hits you, maybe you're not going down if you're a big dude.
	But a guy who walks around at 200 plus pounds like Pareta, probably 225, he walks around.
	He loses weight to get down when he was fighting a middleweight at 185 or when he's fighting at 205 or whatever he is.
	Now he has to like drain.
	On fight night, he's 225.
	So like.
	So he is a heavy.
	Yeah, basically.
	He's 6'4 ⁇ .
	He's 6'4, which is, and he's taller than that.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, these guys, he's, yeah, I actually think that John Jones will be the smaller man that night in the ring.
	Wow.
	Because John has put on all this weight.
	Alex's body hasn't changed at all.
	Like, if you look at his frame, he's just depleting with water.
	Now he's just added more muscle, which is muscle that really wants to be.
	We haven't seen anybody be able to wrestle Padeta.
	That's the thing.
	So John is, John is going, but John also, when I spoke to him at the sphere, we were sitting next to each other at the sphere, pretty much.
	It was his brothers were there as well.
	And one of the things that he said that he likes to do is he likes to specifically go at a person with their strength.
	So like if you are known for striking, he wants to outstrike you because of the mind game that that puts you in.
	It's like, if I beat you with the thing you thought you were better than me, you've checked out of this fight.
	It's over for you now.
	You're in deep water.
	You know, you can't do the other things better than me.
	What confidence that takes?
	Oh, and yeah, it's also just strategy.
	Strategy, but again, you got to be effective enough to pull it off.
	Yeah.
	Let's go against the best striker and out-strike him and then just break him.
	It's that fucking Drago shit in Rocky Four.
	I want to break it.
	Yeah.
	So that's crazy.
	You know, I think it'd be just an unbelievable like that is the biggest spectacle in fighting.
	You know, another big fight I think would be awesome would be like Drake's Duplessis, the guy who'd be Izzy versus Hamzat Chamayev.
	So this guy, Hamzat Chamayev, just beat Robert Whitaker.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That'd be good.
	Now, the fight, if we're going by like who deserves to be next, Sean Strickland deserves a rematch based on what's on paper.
	But this isn't the Olympics.
	Like, this isn't like the amateurs.
	It's like who the next person gets a fight is the person who makes it the most exciting version of it.
	We've seen the Sean Strickland Drake's fight.
	It was all right.
	It's cool.
	Like, excitement-wise, it's not like you got to respect the guys going in there.
	But I don't think anybody with eyeballs that watches fighting looked at that fight and goes, whoa, this is as exciting as watching Alex Pereira knock somebody the fuck out.
	There's no, it's like, okay, they're point fighting and they showed a lot of heart and it was all, but it's different when you go see somebody, you know, take someone's head off.
	Yeah.
	And or when you see a guy like Hamzat literally 10 seconds shoot on what's his face and choke him to the point where like his lower teeth pushed in and he had to tap out out of pain.
	Right.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	So seeing those two guys go at it, I think is the more exciting thing.
	And this is the game of prize fighting.
	So if the prize looks bigger, that's welcome to America.
	Welcome to capitalism.
	Like if you don't support that, you just don't support capitalism, plain and simple.
	So you just don't understand how business works.
	So if you're a businessman, if you're a capitalist, if you understand the American way, you probably want to see Drake's fight Hamza.
	Yeah.
	You know, if you want what is fair and what has earned, you see Drake's fight Strickland.
	If you, if you're more of a communist or a socialist.
	If you're more of a socialist and you believe in like equal outcomes and like what is, you know, what is fair and whatever, that's fine.
	But if you're a capitalist and you're an American, then you would obviously.
	I kind of fine with both.
	I'll be honest.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What does that mean?
	I want the better.
	Yeah, you're a communist.
	Right?
	Is that what I am?
	Yeah, you're right.
	It would be nice that you're rewarded for your work.
	You're a socialist.
	You're a socialist Democrat.
	That's for sure.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're a Bernie, bro.
	Yeah, you're a barn here.
	You're a Bernie, bro.
	Yeah, no, no.
	Not feminist and racist.
	Yeah, you're a feminist, dude.
	That's what you're doing.
	But you want DEI.
	You want a diversity equal inclusion.
	In the UFC, I think that'd be nice.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You want the less exciting fight that's going to make less money for the company and go against capitalist values just because that person worked really hard and put himself on the line and risk it and he deserves it.
	That's the opposite of DEI.
	You want DEI.
	No.
	I want everyone that works hard to get their fair fight.
	I'm kind of on board.
	Yeah, yeah, that's what that's what I'm doing.
	You get rewarded for your work.
	He tries his best.
	He got the fight he deserves.
	I want the most.
	I want the best product for the fans.
	Oh, you did that.
	I want the best product for the consumer.
	You got it.
	I'm what you call a capitalist.
	I want the best product for the consumer.
	And the consumer always says that.
	I'm a man of the people.
	Yeah, I'm a man of the people in that regard.
	But I hear what you should.
	The people should sacrifice so you get what you want.
	You want WWE.
	You want WWE.
	That's like a fake entertaining thing.
	You're not a theater.
	It's the most entertaining product.
	I totally understand what you're doing.
	We should sacrifice what the public wants.
	Just so you can have your little fantasy.
	That makes sense.
	Castro felt the same way.
	And I think that it's a really good idea.
	I think he probably had some good ideas 100%.
	Connor dies last, bro.
	Castro's still alive.
	Still kicking it.
	I'm dead.
	No, he died.
	It's right.
	True dope, right?
	He's true dope.
	He's true dope.
	Now, I also say this as a Floyd Mayweather fan that watched very unentertaining fights for some people for decades.
	Yeah.
	Because they didn't appreciate, you know, they wanted a fucking knockout, which they should.
	I'm a super fan of boxing, so I liked watching this guy who was just the best at what he did.
	That's how you learned the lesson.
	This is that you don't want to see the fair fight.
	Oh, now it seems like you're on my side.
	No, it is, it is an unfortunate thing because I imagine if you're like an MMA fighter up and coming MMA fighter, you're like, okay, I could play this safer and be undefeated, but I might never get that title shot.
	Yeah.
	The guys who are getting knocked out might get the title shot before me because people are going to pay to see them.
	And at the end of the day, it's like, that's the tricky thing about being a UFC.
	It's like you want to go, hey, this is a fair system where if somebody earns the title shot, they get it.
	But you also want to communicate to the fighters.
	The way you earn it is by exciting the fuck out of the fans.
	You don't earn it by playing it safe.
	And to your point, Floyd had to put on this bad guy persona so he could sell tickets because you want to see him lose.
	Because his fight style is kind of boring to watch if you're a casual.
	Not kind of.
	If you're a casual, it's very boring.
	Yeah.
	So how do I get them to be interested?
	Because I still need to sell tickets.
	I got to play the bad guy.
	UFC doesn't seem like those guys are as inclined to do that.
	So make the fight exciting.
	And I think, again, as a casual, Kabib, when he wrestled, I was like, this is exciting.
	It was just so relentless.
	Well, there are some people that are so relentless that you're like, I got to watch that.
	Yeah, Fight of the Night shit helps that.
	Like, you see a Max Holloway, be like, yo, like, yo, I'll watch that guy fight anytime.
	I don't care what happens.
UFC Gift Baskets and Fan Excitement 00:01:14
	Anytime.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, I think that's, and that's just the nature of the game.
	We've got to respect it if we love America.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Oh, also, if you love America and you want to bet on the U.S.'s largest social security, what is that?
	Social casino.
	Social casino.
	And get a gift basket.
	What is in this case?
	Place your bets at steak, dude.
	That's for you to find out.
	What's in it, bro?
	Steak dogs.
	In the gift basket.
	No, no, steak is going to do a gift basket too.
	We need steaks to do a gift basket.
	We need them to.
	The thing that's amazing about the Flagrant podcast is anytime we got a sponsor or supporter, they got to come through with a gift basket.
	Yeah, this is a new mandate.
	This is a new mandate.
	So we haven't figured out what the gift basket is, but in Trump's America, all sponsors of Flagrant Podcast got to come through with a gift basket.
	But steak has got your back, man.
	So if you're betting on anything, you go with steak and make sure you use the code flagrant when you do that shit.
	Okay.
	A little charcuterie.
	Mark's looking up some nice little gift baskets.
	We don't know if it's going to have fruits and vegetables.
	Premium-grade fruit and gourmet chocolate.
	Derek Gita's girls got a gift basket.
	Beautiful thing.
	It was a blessing.
	God bless.
	He was so classy, man.
	He really was.
	Gift baskets are classy.
	We need Derek on a pot.
	Yo, need that.
	Anyway, listen, we appreciate y'all.
	We love y'all.
	We'll see you next week.
	Peace.

Chapters

00:00:00 Trump's America and Chipper Nail Polish
00:14:48 Democrats as Clowns and MAGA Perception
00:30:12 Abortion Rights Voting Failures Explained
00:33:41 Primary Control vs People's Desire
00:39:31 Class Issues in Medical School Access
00:49:40 Recycling Cans and Proposition Politics
00:54:56 Homeland Security Appointee Upset
01:01:21 Cartels, Cocoke, and Deportation Policies
01:15:11 Zach Bryan Song Suspects and Kidnapping
01:30:51 Diss Tracks and STD Rumors
01:37:37 Jake Paul Fight Analysis and Mike Tyson
01:46:06 Emergency Administration and Martial Law
01:51:10 Dictatorship Comparisons and Smart Leaders
01:53:34 Capitalist Fighting Game and Drake Moments
02:04:26 UFC Gift Baskets and Fan Excitement