Lil Yachty details his upcoming Life Tour and New York Comedy Club residency while defending a controversial DM to Angel Reese, which he calls "psychopathic material." The hosts dissect Drake's beef with Kendrick Lamar, debating his cultural dominance over country music and his refusal to return to acting despite industry pressure. They also analyze MrBeast's controversies, Kanye West's troubled genius persona, and Yachty's aspiration to star in a $100 million film, ultimately framing celebrity culture as a complex mix of artistic ambition, public perception, and personal boundaries. [Automatically generated summary]
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Love, Women, and Jail00:13:35
First off, let me make the record clear that I love women.
All shapes, sizes, colors, black, white, yellow, green.
What about trans women?
What the fuck?
Tami and Drake gonna be the president one day.
And any nigga who ever says some shit, they're going to jail.
How hard was that beat for you?
He didn't give a f.
He was genuinely on face.
I mean, in the day, them niggas still rich in all of us.
Just look at her, man.
I mean, she was like a supermarket.
She never responded to my dad.
What you throw out there?
That's not a good one.
You can't just say it.
Can I explain this to you?
Explaining you at that time.
I went to work for that.
That shit is psychopathic.
This is material.
This is a click right there.
What's that?
I went to her stats.
Oh, that's her Chicago style.
I just wanted to.
Damn.
Anyway.
Average one point.
That's a free throw.
She averaged 100 off the court.
Do you have dick on the internet?
I have no dick on the internet.
Have you ever sent a girl?
I've never sent dick.
I do not send dick.
What about FaceTime show it quick?
Flip up.
No, that'll happen.
You gotta do it.
I don't have that comfort.
I don't.
There's no girl that you were just FaceTiming and then boom, boom, and then done.
I just don't have that comfort, bro.
Oh, no.
It's no girl that I have that.
No.
That's a drunk.
I'm gonna just get you here.
I'm gonna just get you to me.
But what if she's what if she's in a foreign land?
What if she's in a foreign land and you just want to show that Americana?
European.
Yeah, she's she's in Ghana.
She's in Sweden.
Get you here from there.
North Korea.
What if she's in North Korea?
All the place it's hard to get you here from is Australia.
Wait, why?
Just too far from a flight.
So what if you show it to them?
Yeah, that's not hoodie down.
I got to get there.
Do you fly?
Do you fly them coach sitting upright for 18 hours?
I'm not coming for another.
I mean, it depends what we're talking about.
I've only messed with one chick from Australia and she wouldn't come.
Why not?
It's far, bro.
It's not, it's what is it?
18 hours.
18 hours, but to meet you.
Who the fuck am I?
You're going to spend more time on the air than you're going to spend with me.
Oh, you're saying that she's going right back.
I mean, that's crazy.
She could hang out for a few weeks.
Sightsee.
A few weeks?
Sightsee, see America.
Marriage.
A few weeks is coming.
I'm not married.
We got weeks.
Weeks.
I said weeks, right?
Yeah, you said weeks.
So y'all are misogynists.
You bring a girl from Australia.
You know, let her hang out with her.
Five days or something?
Five days is five.
Five days is insane.
No, but not with me.
Yeah, just you're here.
Give her a key and then you go.
She's fucking and sucking other niggas.
That's not your business.
What do you think she's doing in Australia?
What are you doing?
I'm working over time.
But you can't fly a girl here and suck someone else off.
That's crazy.
So what you think is going to happen if you fly here and then say, I got to go back to work.
She's going to go shop.
She's going to go.
She's going to see America.
She's going to go.
She's going to go do all this.
She's fucked.
You think women have sex?
No, no, no, no.
So I thought you just did a magic trick, but put the phone in one pocket.
Get out of here with the money.
What you said, mom?
Put her on a speaker phone.
Yeah, put her on speaker.
We'll call you back.
Come on.
We can't talk to Miss Yachty.
Y'all are great.
First off, let me make the record clear that I love women.
Beautiful in all shapes, sizes, colors, black, white, yellow.
I love big women.
I love beautiful smiles.
I love beautiful big women.
I love super dark women.
I love white women with circles and orange hair.
No, no, no, why did I not say that?
I love hero today.
Is this in order?
And when he's ranking them, what's going on?
No, no, no, no.
I'm telling you, you ready?
Here it is.
Here it is.
What about trans women?
You open this door.
You open this door.
I respect all trans women.
Oh, respect.
Okay.
I respect all.
I respect pronouns.
Really?
See?
I like this guy.
What are your pronouns, bro?
I am extremely media-changed, brother.
Yeah, I can tell.
I can tell.
I'm here and I'm good for it.
Okay, fair enough.
Yeah.
I am.
When you say you like big women, how big are we talking?
I go off beauty, bro.
But how, like, give it a big kilogram.
Like, what's the most kilograms you took down?
I actually haven't been with a big woman.
How many stones?
You would.
Well, no, you wouldn't because you would have.
No, I haven't because it hasn't permitted itself.
You grew up in Atlanta.
Yeah, but Atlanta, I mean, what are you saying?
Atlanta's full of fat people.
They got tons of fat pictures.
The South in general has more fat people.
As a Texan, I can say that.
Is that true?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you've been walking around.
Texas is filled with huge people.
Yes.
Fat ass heads.
Yeah.
Texas has.
I'm in good shape over there.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it has big built people.
Let's bring up some thick and see if he would.
Look at that one right there.
You're looking on Google though, bro.
Go on Twitter or go on fucking pornhood.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Holy fish.
She's pretty.
Why?
But even the inflection.
Your voice didn't get on.
I could show you some pretty big ones.
Would you get on top?
Would you let them?
Yeah.
You would let them get on top.
Yeah.
I mean, I've never done it.
So I would be like.
I was with a big girl once and she was on top and I couldn't get her off and I had to ask her if we could roll over together.
That's fine.
I can fuck with that.
Yeah.
I mean, you got to have conversation.
Yeah, you do.
I'm with it.
I remember we were walking back.
We're getting something.
Did you go heave ho?
No, look at that.
You're into that.
I'm not mad at that.
We got to see what the tits look like, though.
We do have to see what the tits look like.
I mean, that's just.
She's covering the tits.
I don't like the covering.
Yeah.
That reminds me of these like baking channels I have.
Is that just on your T?
That's on your TL?
Yeah, it just popped up.
Why did JD Vance come up when you put in sick?
Oh, oh, I can't fuck with that.
Why not?
No, I can't.
No, I can't fuck with that.
Oh, no.
She all did on the farm.
It's crazy.
In the fold.
And she's playing with her belly button because she can't reach.
I've never seen that.
That's a clip for them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's kind of fun.
I didn't even know that was possible.
You know, your belly button is your first mouth.
Did you know that?
That's true.
That is scientifically accurate.
What do you mean?
I mean, that's how you got food when you were inside.
The umbilical cord.
Yeah.
It's attached there when you're a baby.
That's how you get your nutrients.
Yeah, I don't know what it has to do with this, but I dig that.
But, you know, this is science for you to know, really.
It's just a real quick scientific fact.
But if you ever ask a girl, like, yo, let me put in your first mouth.
Nah, man.
Y'all niggas freaky.
Also, look old.
So I get it.
That is head tape.
You get old.
You run out of shit to do.
You gotta hit the first mouth one time.
The OG head.
You got the OG head.
Yeah.
Yeah, what are you young guys up to?
What are you guys doing?
Are you 25?
I'm 20.
I'll turn 27 next month.
My bad.
Okay, so I was doing some research on you to prepare for this.
Yeah.
This piece of high art that we do here, the journalism, the level of journalism.
Here.
And I was looking into your origin story.
Okay.
2015 to 2016 is one of the craziest years I've ever seen from an entertainer.
Yeah.
Well, my 2015, 2016 is insane.
That, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, let me ask you a question.
So there's all these things that you were like writing lyrics for the city girls or whatever like that.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Yeah.
Is that I wrote act up song.
Okay.
When you're writing like sexualized lyrics for a woman, is that gay?
I don't think so.
So what do you like to think about it?
That's like asking a screenwriter as a gay when he's writing like a sex scene.
And it's two dudes.
Well, yeah.
That's pretty gay.
You just describe something for like the gayest thing you got writing.
You just describe gay sex and then thinking about gay sex and then writing about gay sex.
It's like saying if you suck a dick, is it gay?
No, sucking a dick versus writing someone sucking a dick is different.
He opened his mouth four inches.
It's more gay.
It's not about it.
It's like the cops.
The head open.
I'm just saying it's like, bro, no one looks at like an acting like, oh, he's gay because he did a gay scene.
Bro, there's a there's a yes, they do.
I love this one.
No, I love this one.
Brokeback Mountain.
Okay, who's in Brokeback Mountain?
Those gay guys.
There's two gays.
It was running around the field, gay as fuck about it.
Okay.
All right, let me ask you if that's why.
Hold on, I got one.
I got one for this.
I got one for this.
If that's not gay, all right.
Jake Gyllenhaal was one of the guys in Broke McMellon.
I just watched his newest TV show app on TV.
Shout out Jake Jillen.
He's a great actor.
Okay.
I think one of the best.
He really is nice with it.
Yeah.
Now, Jake Gyllenhaal got a sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Okay.
I did not know that.
If she's in one of the Batman Dark Knights.
Okay.
Okay.
She's Dark Knight.
She's the chick in Dark Knight.
Okay.
If acting is just acting, can Jake and Maggie fuck in a movie?
Come on.
It's just acting.
Yeah.
So you're cool with that.
It's a if I was writing the script some sick twisted script.
No, no, not sick twisted acting.
They're not brothers and sister.
They're just.
Oh, then yeah, it's not sick twisted.
So they can tunk us and he can like grab her.
I thought Denzel Washington can shoot people and draw for Uber and it's cool.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yes.
I mean, most people in Detroit.
I'm not, I know I'm anti-incest.
You're anti-Mom.
I do.
I identify Alabama.
He fucked with his cousin.
Wait, wait, who?
Who?
Who?
My podcast.
Co-host.
Yo, Mitch is funny, man.
Yeah, Mitch is fucked.
Mitch, I just want to let you know we invited you too, and Yadi said, Nah, it's about me.
Mitch is literally here.
They did not ask me.
Hell yeah.
We literally said, yo, if he's here, tell him something because they didn't ask nothing about him.
Mitch, we asked if you could show up.
I just like Mitch is here.
Tell him, text him, be like, yo, Miss Collins, we need to ask him some questions.
I did not ask anything about him.
Bro, the fucking, there's a clip from your guys' pod that drives me.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
When you go, if crime was legal for one day, what would you do?
He goes, I get a BBL.
Yeah.
He's like, that's not illegal.
He's fried up in the brain.
Have you?
Have you ever have you?
Have you ever taken down a girl with a BBL?
Yeah, the fuck.
That's like asking me, have I ever walked?
Damn, I didn't know it was like that, bro.
So, and uh, it's like asking do I wipe out that fucking shit.
I'm a believer, of course.
Unless Jake Gyllen all around, he probably wipes four.
I don't.
Is it sure that you heard?
I think I heard Jake Jillenhall doesn't shower.
Did I hear that?
Well, it's that it's Ash and Kutcher, but we all look alike, bro.
It's all good.
Tight, tight, tight tight.
It's the whites, bro.
One time I did, uh, I went to um the Met Gala and I can't remember who I saw, but I saw someone.
I was like, oh shit, stay Ant-Man.
And he's like, Paul Rudd.
And it, but he was like, nah, bro, I'm such and such.
And that was that one moment.
I was like, wow, because people call me a little Uzi all the time.
No, it's like, how the fuck do you get that mixed up?
That's crazy.
And I get it now because I called someone, I called one of those guys, Ant-Man, and it was just not Ant-Man.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
And that was the night that he was most proud of.
He was like, I got invited to the Met Galaxy and you just squashed it.
I can't remember who it was, though.
You didn't even know his name initially.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know that.
I'm bad with.
I'm bad with.
That is some black shit, so they just yell out what they know.
I'm bad with acting names.
I'm bad with acting.
People do it all the time with me.
They play ain't people say to me, didn't you do the thing with that Bobby girl?
No, they think you're funny, Marco.
No, that's fucked.
But Bobby, no, for me and Bobby's episode.
I thought they were drinking.
No, no, no.
For me and Bobby's episode.
Or they say, you know, Cassinat.
You be with Casanat.
I get that shit all the time from kids.
Oh, what?
Really?
Yeah, I get the casino shit all the fucking time.
What you know, Cassina?
Yeah, you be with Casanat.
Does that make you feel old?
Nah.
You're an old head now.
Like, as an old man, I was 30.
I was dumb as a kid.
Yeah, really?
I was.
Wait, why?
I just think you just don't know much.
You know, you're learning.
Yeah.
You think you know everything, but you don't.
Yeah.
A couple years, usually there's some birthdays with every older person where it fucks them up.
They're like, oh, shit.
I'm like, I'm...
I'm old.
Yeah.
And then you do embrace it.
Most people.
I think it's sick.
You need to.
Oh, it's the best.
I love older people.
I like kicking in with older people.
See how they change up, bro?
Yeah.
See how they change up.
Exactly.
We the oldest kids and all of a sudden now you want to be using it.
I'm fucking with it.
Okay, fatherhood.
You got a little girl.
Very private about the life.
But I just had a daughter.
That's beautiful.
It's pretty awesome.
Yeah.
I agree.
Yeah.
I would not, just disagree with you there.
Yeah.
Change.
It's better than everything.
It is the best.
Everything is a little bit dull compared to it.
Change you fundamentally?
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, although, you know, people always kind of think I'm weird when I say this, but bro, getting my career, I was also kind of let this out, but I was like, I don't say fathering, but like I was there for all my friends.
I had 12 people that lived with me.
I was kind of like looking out for you.
You were a caretaker.
It felt like it.
You know, and a lot of times it felt like I was a father to, or a big brother to a lot of these people.
I made sure groceries in the house.
I made sure, you know, I had to get on them by locking the doors and I took everyone everywhere on trips.
Thermostat, don't touch them.
Father Figure in the House00:03:31
All that type of shit.
Real dad shit.
About what girls coming in my house, all that kind of shit.
Seriously.
So like, I kind of, for many years, felt like a father, you know.
But when, so when I had a kid, it was, it was obviously different because it's like, this is your seat and they look like you.
And watching someone grow is insane.
They grow so fast.
Every time, every, they just get, it's insane.
Every new thing they can do is the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life.
Yeah.
How old is she?
And it's hilarious.
She's about to be three.
Okay.
So you, yeah, she turns three in October.
Okay, so she's, she's, she's talking, walking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's a gangster.
And she got a real personality.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, it is.
Does she cry when you leave?
She sometimes does get sad.
Every time I see her, I get a different side of her.
Sometimes she gets sad.
The TV shows on.
If TV's on, though, she's not.
She does not care.
Oh, she locked in.
Does not care.
But what does she watch?
She likes Mickey Mouse.
She likes Spider-Man.
She likes Lil Mermaid.
Oh, there you go.
Black owner.
Yeah, that's it.
You don't let her watch black shit.
Oh, of course.
I'm black.
Her mother is Spanish.
So far, it's really just white shit.
Yeah, she's a Spanish girl.
She's a Harlem Spanish girl.
Oh, she's from New York.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's here.
Okay.
Yeah, that's it.
That's me, a Harlem Spanish girl.
The life tour, the last leg, this is it.
Atlantic City, we've added a second show on August 24th.
Then we got San Antonio.
We added a second show.
Then we have Las Vegas, September 13th.
That's the sphere weekends.
We are all going out to Vegas for the sphere.
On Friday, we're coming to the life tour in Vegas.
And on Saturday, we're going to UFC, the sphere.
Then we got Cleveland and Columbus.
Then we have Minneapolis.
Then we have Milwaukee.
Denver, we've added a third show.
That's going to be October 16th through the 17th.
We added a third show.
October 18th, Cincinnati, we've added a second show.
Rama, Ontario, we're up there.
Then Salt Lake City, we've added a second show.
Reno, Nevada, we have two shows.
San Jose, we've added a second show.
Portland, and then Honolulu, Hawaii.
And then the life tour is over.
So if you want a chance to check out the life tour, this is the craziest tour I've ever done.
This is the tour that brought all of my dreams.
May all of them come true.
Actually, you guys actually made all of them come true, but I think it is by far my best work and is the work that I'm most proud of.
I would love if you guys come and check it out.
These are your opportunities to check it out before it is over.
DeandrisSouls.com.
Do not get hit over the head by the scalpers.
I will see you guys out there.
Peace.
What's up, guys?
It's date time.
First of all, thank you to everybody who came out to Jacksonville.
We sold that whole weekend up.
Also, this is important.
I'm going to start doing a monthly show at New York Comedy Club.
People in New York don't even realize I live here.
They keep asking when I'm going to come.
I'm going to do about 20, 30 minutes at this show once a month along with some friends.
I'm going to do a big chunk of time at New York Comedy Club.
First show is August 14th, New York Comedy Club.
Also, August 29th and 30th, I'm going to be in Honolulu, Hawaii.
September 6th and 7th, I'm going to be in Vegas.
September 12th and 13th, I'm going to be in Doral, Florida.
And the 19th and 20th, I'm going to be in Timonium, Maryland, which I'm pretty sure is outside of Baltimore, but I don't really know.
28th and 29th, Greensville, South Carolina.
And we are going to have more dates coming at you guys.
Go to akashing.com for those.
Also, if you want the best Jai in the city, go to my brother's Jai shop that I have also invested in Fontenas.
Billy Joel Shirt Moments00:03:19
That's F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S.
Go there, check it out.
Best Jai in the city, or I'll give you your goddamn money back.
Let's get back to the show.
I won't give you your money back, probably, but I'll think about it.
Let's talk.
Any more kids, you think?
I want five.
You want five?
Basketball team, or what's going on here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I was a kid, when I was younger, I wanted every kid to be a different race.
Oh, like the Planeteers.
Yeah.
We're like, who?
The Planeteers.
What's that?
Captain Planet and the Planet.
I don't know.
He's our hero.
Down to zero.
He's a power.
When I'm talking about the fire.
Fire shows off the air long before he was born.
Bro, you don't know Captain Planet, bro.
Yeah.
What happens when our power comes without problems?
That's Yadi's whole family.
That's what I wanted.
You need to remix that fit.
That would be hard.
That's a tights is not it at all.
But a kiltman.
Oh, he looks like he looks like dancing with myself.
Help.
Oh, yeah.
What's his name?
I've been dancing with myself.
Billy Idol.
Fit it.
Billy Idol.
I can see that.
You know, that whole shit with Joe Cash.
Don't make me look crazy.
What are we talking about?
No, you don't look like Billy Idol at all, bro.
But it's all good, dude.
I see it.
No, you're racist, bro.
It's all good.
You see it?
It's okay.
It's okay.
He thinks all superheroes look the same.
Yeah, it's fine.
You look like Kamala Harris.
Nah, nah.
I look like Indra's elbow.
I don't see the broken.
Get the fuck out of here.
Idris elbow.
You look more like Uzi than Idris.
I'll take it.
That's him, though.
That's that superhero.
Are you going to Billy Joel's last concert tonight?
Billy Joel.
I don't know one Billy Joel song.
Yes, you do.
I don't.
I have a Billy Joel shirt, though.
I'm sick.
Fashionable.
I don't think you have to rep every jersey.
You got to be a fan of every jersey you wear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
That shit's annoying.
Back in the throwback days, you had jerseys that you ain't even kissing.
But that wasn't my fault.
It was Nike.
Nike put out limited colors.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on.
You don't know Billy Joel's.
White culture is you actually a fan of the person's jersey you're wearing.
Oh, this is good.
So we're the authentic ones.
Well, I think it's just like, it's just like white people wear jerseys.
Yo, tell me about it.
I love this when black people tell me about white people.
It's one of my favorite things.
Tell me about white people.
White people wear jerseys to the game.
I'm going to the game fly as hell.
I'm not wearing a jersey.
Yeah, yeah.
Why the fuck would I wear a jersey?
I wouldn't wear a jersey to the game, but it's because I'm 40.
And I'm like, this is embarrassing.
Always, I wear a little piece of mixed paraphernalia when I go see a nickname.
See, I'm not sure.
I'm trying to pop out.
Are you sitting on the floor?
You can't come on, you're on the floor.
You gotta put, yeah, come on.
You want to look like Spike Lee?
Yeah, by the way, Spike Lee just sent me a pair of shoes.
Shouts out to Spike Lee.
Do the right thing is one of my favorite movies.
It's my camera.
Do the right thing is one of the best movies ever.
It is.
I love hate Italian people hating on black people.
And what about the Asians, bro?
Yeah, Asians wasn't fucking with nobody.
But remember?
But the Italian people was hating them.
I'm black too.
Jersey Wearing Embarrassment00:15:52
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think it's in the message in that movie.
You Italian?
No.
You look Italian.
Yeah, he's got Italian.
Why do you think he looks Italian?
He's called me racist guy.
He just called you racist.
I fuck with Italian.
It's about racist sounds.
Are you Italian?
Soprano is one of the best shows I've ever seen.
Sopranos.
I just finished it.
It changed TV.
That was a change for me.
I've never seen a black dude do that.
Like, I have white friends.
My sister is white.
My sister is white.
Whoa.
Oh, you make her do that.
You have a white slave?
What's that one?
It's not a slave.
It's someone keeping me in order.
Ah, yeah.
Uh-oh.
That's kind of like she's kind of his brain.
She has kind of like my brain.
She's a genius.
Really?
And without her, I'd be in shambles.
And is it, do you think she's developed feelings for you?
Not sexual compliments.
Romantic, romantic feelings, not romantic ones.
Like please.
No, no, meaning like a friendship.
Like, is this someone who's part of your family?
You love them.
I'm like her little brother.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
But she's been with me about five years now.
Does she have a family?
I've given her like four raises.
Four raises.
Maybe more than four.
Maybe five raises.
Maybe four to five raises I've given her since she started.
How much do you get?
Does she get?
Yeah.
Well, I just made her head of my label.
What's up?
I think we're doing a salary like $150.
So she does that.
She's also my road manager and she's my head assistant.
So she did like three different checks.
Oh, but where's she at?
Like, what's the, you know what I mean?
You brought up lunch.
It's a lot.
It's for a fucking 28-year-old or 28.
You 27.
Yeah, I'm rich, though.
And I did these bricks myself.
I built these bricks up.
These are my founding bricks.
I put these together.
You see my belt?
What's the belt?
You see that belt, nigga?
That's ice.
Don't look too close.
Come on, don't try to say yo.
Yo, where's the bug ball?
Yo, you're crazy.
Crazy.
Your daughter's gonna see this one thing, bro.
Yeah, I know she will.
How are you gonna buy down?
To the tomb of my daughter?
I've been thinking about that a lot lately.
Especially your younger digital footprint.
You know what?
It's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy.
I even look back.
Like, we were doing Brilliant Idiots yesterday, and we were talking about them ladies who was trying to protect the president.
And it's like, and I just, I couldn't.
So, one person put a hand up so you didn't know what the fuck you do.
That was shooting through your fucking hands.
So, here's the question: Would you ever hire a woman for security?
No, no, right?
No, Why would I do that?
Why not?
You think that's the thing your daughter's gonna judge?
My dad doesn't want me to be a security coach.
Who do you think she's gonna judge?
What did I say?
I don't believe it.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
That's the worst.
I'm gonna just quote you.
I'm gonna quote you real quick.
And all due respect a thousand times.
That's my pussy.
Okay.
Don't you believe that?
Until your daughter's 18.
She doesn't even know.
Not only did he say, he's crazy.
Hold on.
That's crazy.
Yo, but she can't just do whatever she wants with it until she's 18.
At 18, she's doing that work.
It's my wife and I.
We don't have a Brita.
You know what I mean?
That's 50-50.
It's a co-op.
It is.
But she can't make all the decisions about that thing.
That is insane.
Why is that crazy?
What's more crazy is you just gonna let a young girl just have her own vagina.
They don't know how to handle all that.
I mean, so what you like, you saying no?
What do you mean I'm saying, though?
Like, it's like put a chassity belt on yourself?
Not chastity belt leg, but let's see.
Let's have a conversation about what's going in there.
You got to consult me before all this issue.
Yeah, you said the permission.
If a guy was at the house, you said, you got to get out.
And then that's where you said the infamous line.
Yeah, you're not going to fuck my daughter in my house.
That's crazy.
That's a cool line, but you're not going to tell him that's my pussy.
He might say he used to say.
So when your daughter brings home a black guy and he got a bandana thick on his forehead.
Wait, Oh, wait, He was breaking into the house.
No, he was breaking into the house.
He was trying to roll out.
He did have skills.
You were trying to steal my horse.
He steal my home from my family.
I'm seeing this hypothetical.
I'm seeing this.
You didn't license the hypothetical.
Okay, sorry.
Do the hypothetical.
You met his father yourself.
You know his family.
He's a good guy.
I know the dad.
You know the dad.
Okay, so he's a professional athlete.
You know, cigars.
Okay, good.
You and your dad smoked cigars at the cigar house.
Okay.
On 41st Street all the time.
Yeah, yeah.
So you know his family.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's tied to him.
His son is hyped.
Oh, no.
That's crazy.
He just having a talk, that chilling men in your home is just like, yeah, I ain't got to tell you my son told me.
About my dad.
He slapped me on your daughter's face.
He slapped me on your daughter's face.
Meat.
Oh, I think it's me.
No, no, he's like, bro, my son.
No, Jeremiah.
Oof.
You got to fight the dad.
That's honestly.
What you mean?
Why are you telling me that?
All right, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Why are you telling me that?
Who's your question?
That's disrespectful to me.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's try to tell your daughter.
Think about it.
What do you do?
In the meantime, while he's singing about it, how insane he is that he's like, I've been really thinking about how my daughter is going to view my old clips.
I said, women shouldn't do security.
That's right.
Can I fucking narrate this out?
Can I start the narrative?
I've been thinking about this a lot, y'all.
No, no, no.
I don't even know what I said it's wrong.
Hold on.
For some reason, my friend feels inclined to say that his son sounds like I'll tell you.
Y'all are guys.
Y'all are boys.
No, that's you wouldn't tell if you had a son and then your son was part of the body.
If I had a son, if I had a son, I would say this.
I'd be like, yeah, yeah, she said it barely made a dent.
My daughter actually told me about that.
She said that she couldn't feel anything.
So then you try to, but really, you'd be hurt.
You try to make on the outside you act unpierced, but inside your armor is pierced.
Son, you have a daughter.
Somebody said that about your daughter.
You wouldn't fucking.
At what age?
If she's 17, I'm not going to fight.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Bring it up, bro.
This is not a fucking Mr. Beast video.
Come on.
She don't go to 18.
Let's go to 18.
You aren't too close to me.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you what?
You just said it.
Is it not my pussy no more?
Yeah.
Which means no more implies that it was.
I'm saying that you're insane.
Yeah.
Why am I not insane if we say that?
My daughter's vagina is not my pussy.
What if your daughter's 17 years old and she's like, I want to sew a penis onto this shit?
What the fuck? She said.
So she wants to weigh me.
She wants to weigh you.
Wade.
D-Wade him.
D-Wade.
D-Wayne Wade.
So we got to keep this away because he's just, he's mumble talking.
He don't even laugh.
That's long gone.
That's long gone.
So she wants to wade me.
She wants to wade you.
I am going to go D-Wade.
You're going to D-Wade.
What does that mean?
I'm just full support.
Embracing it.
Full support.
Yeah, absolutely.
Wow.
I commend Dwayne Wade.
Heavy.
Would you choose the dick?
Excuse me?
Would you choose the dick?
You would want input.
You're a fashionista.
No.
I got you a Balenciaga board, bro.
Hey, that's young shit again.
That's too young.
You gotta go grown.
What's the hot new brand?
Nocta?
My dick would be titanium.
Oh, or gold, 24-karat.
But that's heavy.
You don't want her dragging that dick around all day.
Nah, but you put it on when it's time.
You don't keep it on you.
Oh, okay.
You would have to adjust it.
You throw it on when it's time.
I know it's like a silencer.
I think you understand how gender assignments are.
What was that?
A silencer.
What is that?
I cranked that silencer.
Let's see putting a silencer on the gun.
Yeah.
She's jacking a dick.
Yeah, you jag a dick like that?
I know what you were doing.
How do you jerk off?
Right hand.
I didn't ask which hand.
Which direction do you go?
You twist like that?
You go righty-tidy?
Maybe it looks the bad.
Yeah, you gotta go left and loose.
Hold on.
When girls see you, okay.
When girls see you jerking on my FaceTime, do you go, let me show you something?
And then you just start screwing your tickets.
Nah, hell no.
First time, like you were about to take a come shot.
That's what I'm saying.
You had it up above your face.
You did put a silencer on with your mouth open.
That was a little bit.
I did that?
Yeah, but your mouth was open.
Yeah, yeah.
You keep going.
He's busted.
You breaking that wrist.
And you want to bitches.
I hate you hate the bitches like that.
Wait, why?
Because she's just bringing pain on me.
So you agree that that's a bad way to do it.
I think that if that was happening to me by a woman, I'd be unfortunate.
It wouldn't be a...
I tend to like to go with head and finish with that.
But if that's happening, we're going to turn it to sex.
If a girl is really good at jerking you off, is there a little part of you like, that's a dude?
No, that's insane.
Just a little bit.
No, that's.
They really hit.
No, it's just a keeper.
That's a keeper.
I mean, if you eat vagina and you're making a net, she's thinking, are you, that's a bitch?
He's a hoe.
No, because I think we're better at physical acts.
There's the NBA and there's the WNBA, my boy.
I mean, WNBA 2024, you know, they're going crazy now.
Yeah.
Shout out to Kaylin Clark.
And shout out Angel Reese.
I know you had to do that.
And shout out Kai Siri.
You know Kai Siri?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Shouts out.
Close to how you pronounce her name.
Kai Siri?
Kersha.
It's Kersha.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
So let me just ask you, as a black dude, like when you said, shout out Kaylin Clark, was there like a buzzer that went off in your head?
Like, say a black woman real fast, sir.
Those people think they're going to call you a suspect.
I like if you kiss the real kitchen.
You can't leave Kaylin right now.
You can't start with Kaylin Ray.
And then you had to say two black girls.
No, I just, I think Kai Siri is that she's fine.
She's so beautiful.
I saw her in real life.
She's beautiful.
Really?
Yeah, and she's not as tall as I thought she would be.
Wasn't there?
Kershaw.
It is Kershaw.
Is it really Kershaw?
It's Kershaw.
Kai Siri?
It's not Kershaw.
It's Kershaw.
K-Y-R-S-E.
Kershaw.
Yeah.
You can spell Yachty that way.
Fuck.
Kershaw.
It's an E. What the fuck?
You just added an A.
It's an E. What's her last?
It's really a kid type.
I don't know her name.
K-Y-I took all A off.
That's an E.
No, you just had it.
And last night, God got injured.
Oh, this is the one that just got caught, right?
No, she didn't get cut.
Yeah, who's the other pretty girl?
No, she got cut.
She got cut, which is the dumbest thing you've ever seen.
God damn it.
They cut her?
Yeah.
And she's a free agent.
She can sign on the mark.
She could sign with me.
Have you ever taken down a professional athlete?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
What was his name?
I've been with a bad thing.
Fucking that was funny.
That was a good one.
It was so quick.
That was good.
Look at her, man.
Nah, she is Jalen Brown's girl.
Yeah.
No, is it?
Oh, no, they were just hanging.
Nope, that's Jalen Brown's girl.
Okay, that's why she retired.
That's why she retired.
Oh, they're together.
Like, they came out.
Yeah, I think so.
They were at the uh, they were just sitting next to her.
No, but they've been together a few times.
Angel Reason her down there, down, right there.
Click that one.
Yeah, bro.
Where's your Wi-Fi connection?
Yo, shit is garbage.
Damn, it's not even, it didn't show up clear.
I mean, she was like a supermom.
They look beautiful.
It's insane.
She looks like my mom.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I get it.
You know what I'm talking about?
I get it.
My mom was a very good, high-quality person.
That's why you buy your mom all this shit.
That's why you swole it up.
Hey, mom, I got a new PlayStation for you.
For a control.
If you look at your mom, you're like, man, my mom is the ideal woman who I got.
I got human stitch.
My mom got a huge stitch.
So you want a woman like you want someone like that.
My wife don't got huge stits.
My mom got the fucking.
His mom got fucking hunkered.
Yeah, stacked.
Stacked.
All right.
And you want you to see his mom's money.
No, no, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Oh, my God.
This is crazy.
He got so crazy, bro.
Oh, wow.
Jalen Brown's massive head.
There we go.
Yo, yo, hey, yo, you hate him, bro.
That's like a lemon head.
It's not like a lemon head.
No, I'm fascinated.
We're from the same, we're from the same.
What does that mean?
I watched him play in high school.
That don't mean shit.
So you've been jealous of that motherfucker for years, bro.
And now he's tagging your dreams.
He never responded to my DM.
I never really.
What you throw out there?
I don't remember.
I don't recall.
It wasn't public.
It didn't get open, though.
Yeah, what's your screen?
Let's see what happened.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I mean, she didn't fucking respond.
What if she sent something back?
What if she sent the lips?
No, she didn't respond.
Let's see.
Oh, that's kind of that's fire.
That's kind of a line.
That's a good line.
That's a good line.
He said, let me give you that hawk tour.
I think it's a good line.
I think I ought to award it.
Yeah, that's not a good one.
That's solid.
Well, let me say, I ain't saying we can't just say it.
Can I explain this to you?
First off, they didn't even sell that.
You explained and you had to cuss to make that.
All right.
I went to work for that.
That's nah, bro.
It's a picture.
It's a picture of her jersey.
You're trying to get bitches.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, he got mad sentiment, bro.
Nah, you just a fact.
I don't care what bitch think about me.
I don't care what the internet's saying.
You said it was a good one.
He said, good ones.
You care.
It's a little pick-by.
It's a little jersey for her.
That shit is psychopath material.
Indian fever's jersey.
It's her jersey when she played for the Indiana fever.
Yeah, but it's a little bit of a bad thing.
It's not a psychopath because he's famous.
What do you mean?
This is support.
This is support.
These two guys have only been with one girl the entire time.
I know he ain't been with multiple people.
I know for a fact he ain't been with multiple people.
How do you know?
I know.
I know.
How do you know?
You were the one in the circle in college that was like when everyone was talking about their bitch from last night, he was just like, yeah.
No, they knew I didn't have a bit.
They knew I didn't have a bit of a business.
I got so close to figuring this bitch.
Like on 40-year-old virginities playing poker.
And then.
What do you think I would do with women?
Do you think I would like take a picture of their jersey and DM it to them?
Like, first off, your boy said, yo.
This was such an unaggressive approach.
Yo, yo, nobody's saying it's aggressive.
Let me ask you.
Let me see.
Let me ask you.
Thank God.
Delete that shit.
She saw that I miss a lot of DMs from people because you didn't go to the other box.
I just don't.
My shit, it used to back in the day, used to have the most recent at the top, and now I was just lit the most followers at the top.
And like, the fuck, the bad bitches ain't got that many followers.
Uh, so my shit.
She saw yours because yours is sitting there at the top.
Ah, that's true.
Oh, she definitely saw it.
But let me ask you this.
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That's true.
If Mitch went to you and was like, yo, I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese.
I'm not listening to Mitch.
No, but let me just pitch it to you.
I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese.
You're like, all right, Mitch, what's up?
He goes, all right, look, I reconstructed her childhood home.
I took a picture and I did.
That's kind of funny.
That's absurd.
Our home is private.
This is her public jersey.
But you got to keep it.
But it's not even for sale.
She's jerking.
I made it because they didn't.
It's not psychopath because you're famous.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Psychopath.
Psychopathy.
She's saying psychopath.
I'm going to psychopath me taking a picture of her fucking locker.
I'm like, oh, I saw your locker.
How the fuck did I get the fact that you wouldn't even know to do that?
Let's me know you psychopathy.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's think of a young black woman.
Maybe black.
I don't know.
That last name is.
I'm black.
What's her last name again?
Gandrazie.
Yeah, she's definitely half, bro.
Yeah, she's half.
She's half.
But beautiful woman.
Yeah, click away.
Click right there.
What's that?
Her stats.
Oh, come on.
Guaranteed, he knows him by heart.
We don't even need a she average four points.
She did.
I got a fun one.
I got to pull up it.
All right, come on.
So give me some other girls that rejected you.
This is the fun shit.
Now that's different.
Oh, that's her Chicago sky.
I averaged one point.
Damn.
Why are you watching this?
Average one point.
That's a free throw.
You said that.
You said that.
Come on, yo.
She averaged 100 off the court.
Nah, man.
Nah.
Nah, I launched fire.
I ain't gonna lie.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Take him out the game.
Take him out the game.
I need more game.
I need more Yachty game.
Who else be DMing?
Yachty, Gatty.
Throw something out.
Yachty, who would you DM Margot Robbie?
I didn't even know.
Oh, shit.
I did DM Margot Robbie.
I did.
Margaret Robbie's beautiful.
And her DM Anna.
Let's see.
And your Joy Taylor.
And your Taylor Joy.
Need a run of them responding.
Margot's bro.
And Joy Taylor just got married.
Yeah.
And yeah.
Margo's pregnant.
Margo's pregnant.
Back in the day.
Nobody can be happy.
Come on, bro.
Nobody can be happy.
What was it?
Let me see it.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
It's bad.
Yo, son.
You gotta show that.
I gotta show it.
Nobody's gonna say it, but it is.
Go this way.
I was really bad.
I was down bad.
How long ago was it?
How almost would you show Al last?
Oh, real fast.
Shoot or shoot, bro.
Average one point.
I average one point, though.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Actually, this is the same thing.
Is this because You're a rapper.
Yeah, look that list.
It's 2020, though.
But it's all good.
It might come around.
Hey, you never know.
Question.
Nah.
Is this because you're a rapper and you get it thrown at you a lot that you have no game?
That doesn't happen.
Not to me.
I got a high success.
You don't get it thrown at you.
That I don't have game?
No.
No, I mean.
He's saying you get it thrown at you so much that you don't have to develop game.
The girls I usually go out there, you got to get, you know, because there's this stigma that, like, oh, you're a rapper.
You don't, you're going to shit on me and whatever they say about rappers.
But you got to come a little better than that.
Yeah.
Come a little better.
Your game's probably improved since then.
No, I mean, this is four years ago.
Okay, let me see some.
What's this recent?
What's a good pickup line?
Like, if you're going to go up to a bitch in person?
Yeah.
I just said, what's up?
How you doing?
Yes.
Yep.
I did.
I think I did.
I might have unsent it, though.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Getting, let me see that.
Yeah, let's see.
We'll let you get it.
Get your man's in.
Get your man.
I unsent him.
Get to him.
I didn't just do it just now.
Like, I must have done it before.
Yeah, sit on the rejection, yo.
Who is she?
Do you know her?
You know her.
Yeah, you know her.
Your profile.
You know her.
Oh, my man.
I'm old.
We've talked about it on pod.
What is she in?
Oh, yes, Yeah, that's a good one.
But she's cool.
She's cute.
Yeah.
She's cute.
She looks like my ex.
She looks like a bitch from the Bronx, bro.
She looks like my ex.
She looks like your ex.
Yeah, she does.
Why?
What's your most embarrassing?
What's your worst DM?
Oh, my God.
I sent the dumbest shit, bro.
It was so bad.
I just sent pictures of my feet wearing like Nick socks.
Like, I would try to send things that were so confusing that it warranted a response.
And then once you got it, he got you going.
What's Andrew?
Who was dating them supermodel?
Wait, which one?
Who's that?
From the adult swim show?
Oh, Andre.
Andre.
Eric Andre.
Andre, you were Eric Andre.
Why Eric Andre does that?
I just would assume so.
Yeah, I feel like he got weird game that ends up working.
Yeah.
I mean, he took down the game.
Because he took down the Emily Radikowski girl.
They didn't end so well, but.
Why?
What happened?
Remember when they broke up and he posted the picture of her butt?
No.
Really?
Why not?
It's not my speed.
Get the fuck out of here.
She's beautiful.
Who, who, who, who?
No, DM her.
Tyler.
Wait, what?
What you got going on?
Yo.
Mark Moose's phone.
It was up there.
Oh, son.
All this time your ass ain't real, bro.
It's from a recent search.
Why was that on his screen?
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So Mark got a BBL.
What's Hank?
That's Hank Hill.
Hank Hill.
No, this is, I'm pulling some words with the BBL.
The male BBL.
You got your friend who said he would get a BBL.
The Mitchell is a real thing, bro.
Shout out Mitch, who's kept off this pie by Yachty and his ego.
That was fucked up.
That was fucked up.
That's not true.
They don't even have room on here for Mitch.
We would have made room for Mitch, bro.
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Okay.
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Yo, tell me about Dr. Umar.
Yeah, he's sick, the legend, or what?
He's great.
I want him on his possible bet.
I have to pay him 10 grand, right?
I don't, I don't remember.
Please tell me that he's not charging.
No, I think it was.
I can't remember.
Did you give him cash or did you say I'll donate to the school?
No, why don't, but it was just to him, yeah.
Because I was like, yo, I'll donate to the school.
He's he's doing the school.
That's still going to him.
With you, you're white, bro.
He's not coming on here.
But I'm going to donate to the school of Frederick Douglass.
What if we let Alex leave the internet?
You're a white man.
What if they traded places on the couch?
He would do that.
No, you'd have to sit behind the curtain.
Yeah.
That could be.
You'd have to just phone in.
Now, were you mesmerized by him?
Kind of.
He's like, he's one of those internet stars.
It's like, wow.
I had him in my home.
I've had some cool people in my home.
I had Lil B in my house before.
And I almost kidnapped Lil B.
The bass guy?
Yeah.
You want to sit there?
He's one of my favorite rappers.
And when he finally hung out, I just kind of didn't want it to stop.
Yo, now you're getting it, right?
I love Lil B.
Yeah, but Kersha heard that story.
And she was like, he stole my jersey.
She missed out.
She did, though.
She did.
No, she did.
You would have treated her good.
I would have.
I know you would.
I know you treat girls good.
I would have been there for her.
Yeah.
You were a good listener.
I would have given her whatever her contract was.
I would have.
Why you keep doing that?
Because you got rejected, yo.
Shout out satellites and shout out contracts and shit in my head, bro.
I could, I would, I'll resign her.
Jules, a two-year option.
Team option or team, our player.
No.
Team.
Yes.
I get the first bid.
Yeah, that's cool.
I'll come back for a third year.
Yeah.
You know, before you go see other teams.
Yeah.
You consult with me first.
Are you sure you can handle her contract?
Three-year, $220,000 contract.
That's a solid contract.
Yeah.
No, it is.
$73,000 a year, bro.
For the WMEA, they play like 12 games.
And you got to play paid every game.
I would have given it to all up front.
Oh, really?
Might be worth it.
You're going to hear from Jalen about this, bro.
Oh, I mean, you're going to hear from Jalen about this, bro.
I respect Jalen.
I don't.
Are they dating for real?
Are they?
They've been, I mean, they look like they were together at the SB, but they make out with their tongues.
Damn.
If that's the case, I'm sorry, Jalen.
I apologize.
I don't believe that.
Not too.
Because you imagine if fucking someone's on here talking about my girl.
Well, yeah, that would be the exact scenario.
And he fucked up.
And he fucked up, right?
Yeah.
That would, that would.
I agree.
I agree.
So, my apologies to Jalen Brown if that's his girl.
Have you ever have you ever hooked up with someone's girl?
I don't know, probably.
Yo, is that why everybody's mad at your boy?
Because he fucked bitches?
No, because he fucked their bitches.
I think people just hate on Drake because he's like, he's the guy.
There's no, like, who.
Shit, like, there's something extra on it.
It's also probably that he's fucked everyone's bitch.
Yeah.
That's my like, my suspicion was like, yo, this shit got to be personal.
He's also that guy, though.
All the records, all the numbers, like he's the one.
How hard was that beef for you?
Like, I'm sure you're friends with everybody in Atlanta.
You're friends.
Shout it out in the song.
Yeah.
Any form.
You're being pulled in different directions.
You want to be loyal.
I just wish I had never spoken on it.
That's the only thing that I, that was the only, but I wish I hadn't said anything about it.
What did you originally say?
He liked a hell of a tweet.
That was, I was, it was an accident, but it was so funny.
People were like, no, don't, don't fucking don't try to come fucking.
What are we talking about right now?
It was a tweet, something about Kendrick something.
Kendrick cheating on his wife with white women.
Yeah, it was that tweet.
And I really accidentally like it.
And then people were like, nah, nigga, he finna get you.
And it was fucking hilarious.
But nah.
Nah, nah, nah, you're following through.
Yeah, that type shit.
But no, I mean, it was what it was.
You know, it was, I was in fucking Europe.
So I felt kind of disconnected from it.
But it was insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, in the day, them niggas still rich in all us.
So that's what I want people to realize.
At the end of the day, like, both them niggas are still shitting on all of us.
Yeah.
So it was a great moment for hip-hop.
You think so?
I think so.
Yeah, absolutely.
How is that even debatable?
That's the craziest question I've ever been asked.
Yo, think about it.
Think about it.
None of it is not good for football.
None of the negativity, though.
But think about it.
It's like this was at a time where country music was overtaking hip-hop.
And since that beef, it still is.
It still is by the numbers, but since the beef, conversation-wise, it's been hip-hop.
Yeah.
I mean, it was a time where I don't think hip-hop had a number one album all year, right?
On the charts.
Like, there was some crazy statistics where you're like, oh, are we witnessing the whole year 2023?
I don't think there was a number one album from it came later in the year.
Oh, it did.
It did.
But in the first half of the year, we hadn't had one.
Okay.
Anyway.
I said we like I'm a rap.
You're a rapper.
He's black.
Yeah.
Her loss.
Oh, her loss came out 2023.
Oh, that one.
No, it came out in 2022, I think.
But one album of the year, 23.
Oh, how do you feel about leaks?
What about them?
Like, you work so hard on.
Inevitable.
So they're inevitable.
I mean, they suck.
They suck, but they're inevitable.
What can you do?
But can you use them as marketing?
I sent a song to Kai to leak.
Yes, I see this.
Right.
We couldn't get the sample cleared.
So I just let Kai play it.
No, that's smart.
So that's not coming out.
No.
But it's everywhere.
Yeah, but it's just a snippet.
No, I let him play the whole song.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Because I tried to listen to it and it felt like the quality was.
I mean, maybe, but shit, it's still out there.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
How does that work business-wise?
I know that your man, maybe he doesn't charge you, but let's.
No, no, I'm talking about Drake.
So it's like, if you have a feature from me.
Somebody Drake charges anyone.
I think he's not doing anything.
I think he's actually outside.
I don't think I'm going to fuck with you.
Okay.
So outside of Drake, let's say you had a feature.
It's on a song.
The sample doesn't get approved and you leak it.
Do you still have to pay that artist for that verse, even though you're not putting it out and making any money off it?
No.
But the only people you like give Fiji to, they're paying before.
You pay me before I do the verse.
Someone paying me for a verse and not give me the verse, then you pay me.
And you pay me before I even do it because I don't probably don't know you.
Gotcha.
But you make a song with someone else's music and then hope that they give you the rights.
What do you mean?
Like in this situation, I couldn't get the sample clear.
But this wasn't an artist, it was an Instagram social media influencer, and they wouldn't clear a sample.
Yeah, he went down like a Christian path.
Wow.
Oh, that's okay.
I respect that.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
But then, aren't there certain artists that they're so big where it's like, hey, you pay me, and I also want points on this song?
So now it's like he can't, that artist can't get the points on the song because I mean, but it's still the song is if it's a good song, it's like you get to perform it, you get to you making the money on the road.
Yeah, can you share how much money was offered to the Instagram influencer that turned out?
He just dubbed.
I mean, we didn't, I don't even think we got into money.
He was like, no.
Wow.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
Everyone was like, are you serious?
That's wild.
Okay.
When Poland went crazy.
It first goes crazy ironically.
Yeah.
It leaked.
But like the support of it was ironic.
Yeah, it was the first time I people heard me do my like wobble bravado effect.
Okay.
Yeah.
Vravato.
Okay.
And that's the one.
Okay.
And then it just becomes a hit.
Yeah.
Instantly.
It was everywhere.
Do you think that people prefer to make a song a hit themselves?
Meaning the people enjoy when they made something that wasn't supposed to be out a success.
Like, are they now invested in the success of that song?
The artist?
No.
The audience.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I also think the artist is not dumb.
They see through a marketing scheme, like, you know, trying to pay some influencers to dance.
Yes.
They just see through it.
That's why the Poland thing felt authentic.
Yeah.
I mean, I definitely, I would have never put that song out.
I mean, I had literally, I had, let's start here.
It was about to drop, you know, in a month.
So in my head, no one knew I had that album, but in my head, I'm like, I'm about to fuck these people up.
And then Poland dropped and it honestly discouraged me because you're like, they like this.
Who loved it?
And it just was like, damn, I'm about to go in a direction so far away from this.
I hope that this doesn't fuck up my moment.
Why didn't you put it on the album?
What the fuck?
Like, because it's like that's so different.
Alternative album.
I mean, but you just have a hit.
Like, but numbers on the album if you put it on the bottom.
Yeah, but it doesn't make sense.
It wouldn't make sense.
He's looking at the album as a piece of art.
And if this doesn't match the art, then which is respectable.
You're looking at it as businessman, and I get that.
That's where he's coming from.
You're like, now this is art that I people were like, why are you not putting a song in it?
But it didn't make sense.
Yeah.
There was no sought for it.
You know, the album was.
If you made an album with intention and this doesn't match that intention, yeah, every song on the album was made for that album.
How far away is the collab album of co-play?
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ.
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That'd be an honor.
Have they take one song?
No, I've met Chris Martin once.
And he was like.
I mean, it was like the beginning of my career.
I don't even know if he knew who I was.
I've heard their concerts are like amazing.
It's insane.
You've seen him?
I've seen one.
Yeah.
And was he cool when you met him the first time?
I mean, I met him right before he was about to go on stage.
So it's like he shook my hand and we took a picture.
He's super fucking tall.
All of them guys are like giants.
They wear super skinny clothes.
Small t-shirts.
Chris Martin's that guy.
Yeah.
I think a collab album would be crazy.
I mean, I would, I'll take the collab song.
What's your favorite, like, white?
Like, rank white people, like your favorite white.
And your Taylor Joy.
No, no, I mean, like, type.
Like, you can go country, you can go style.
My favorite type of white person.
Type of white person.
Okay.
I fuck with the punk tattoo white people.
Plunk tattoo punk tattoo white.
Like tattoo artist white.
You like a tattoo artist white.
Yeah, I fuck with those type of white people.
I also really love blonde hair, blue eye.
Six-pack group of friend white girl.
Six-pack group of friend.
Yeah, moving in a group of six.
Oh, like a sorority.
You like it, like a southern sorority white girl.
Yeah, sorority sister.
Bachelorette party.
Love it.
Say some black shit fast.
Say some black shit fast.
I also love thick strippers.
There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
I also love the orange hair freckle white girl.
Interesting.
That's a good look.
I hear that from black dudes a lot, right?
Yes, for some reason.
Like the whitest white.
I think it's like, I'm going to go white.
The Irish get the struggle, bro.
That's what it is.
The Irish get it.
I love the freckle full face or freckles.
That's my favorite.
That's at the top of the top.
That's your premium.
Top white top.
That is my boy's Homelander.
That's my top of the top.
Number one.
Face full of freckles right across the nose and the cheeks.
Yeah.
Okay, now do it with Asians.
I like the busty, thick.
I don't like the like sharp jaw.
Not into it.
No, no, no.
I like this new realm of like BBW, like thick, big ass, big titty Asians.
Yeah, a little Filipino Jones.
I'd be interested in Instagram, like social media, Korean Asians.
I don't think I want to do it, but I just like, I'm interested in looking at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the ones that got like the glass face.
Like super shiny face.
Yeah, apparently the skin.
I don't.
I look at it, but I love Asian women too, man.
Asian women's.
You have the direct connect to like as many Koreans as you want now.
Do I?
Well, I think, didn't it hide by QC?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
And that's like the team too.
I need to actually exercise that.
Bro.
Is that in the contract?
You can put that in the contract.
You can have whatever you want.
I should.
I need an Asian.
I never dated.
I have.
I didn't.
But we have dated an Asian ones.
We know.
Because one of the best lyrics ever came from.
I've dated an Asian one.
What is that lyric?
Yeah.
The greatest.
I mean, I've said a couple Asian lyrics.
My bitch, Yellow, she blow me like a cello.
Is that the line?
Yeah.
The way you handle this.
My bitch yellow.
She blowed that dick like a cello.
Yeah, fucking and send that bitch home on the metro.
Bro, this is the best.
I got to bring this up because this is one of my favorite real, real life reactions to art that's out there.
And the thing about music, the thing about even like stand-up, the thing about any art that, like, once you press it, you can't change it.
Yeah.
The genius when I, when I, yeah.
It's okay.
So many people heard that.
I got to read this.
So, yo, my new bitch, yellow, she blow that dick like a cello.
Okay, right?
This is your reaction.
Okay, let's stop for a second.
Before y'all come at me, I'm going to let you know I blame my AR because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.
I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not.
And nobody ever said shit.
Nobody ever pulled a pickup and say, hey, man, I don't know what it is that you think it is, but it ain't that.
I already wrote that.
And you go, I'm fucked up.
I thought Squidward played the cello.
Yep.
Yeah, I thought.
He don't.
That's a flute.
I'm fucked up.
But it do sound good.
That's my favorite reaction to a lyric action.
That's real.
I remember typing that.
But that's not Nick Lee.
What was on my fucking head about that line?
Wait, wait, who was?
Just the internet.
Yeah.
I really don't know how I got that wrong.
It's crazy because when it came out, no one said nothing for a minute.
I don't know what a cello really looks.
Do you know what a cello looks like?
Yeah, of course.
It's the big guy.
It's the bass junk.
Yeah, big one.
Is it?
It's a big ass guitar.
You play like a violin, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think it's a it's a smaller version of the bass, yeah.
Yeah, oh, you walk off like that.
I had a pee, I got a very small bladder and small other things.
You know what I mean?
That's what I thought you were gonna say.
You Zen?
No, I don't.
One of my best friends is though, Mitch.
No, no, no, my friend Aaron.
Love you, Mitch.
Green, the green one.
Yeah, y'all do the green one.
Spare me.
He said, Spearman or nothing.
He's actually a huge fan of you guys.
What's his name?
His name's Aries.
Aries?
Yeah.
And you didn't bring him either.
Aries is in Pittsburgh right now.
Bro, I thought you texted me.
You're like, yo, I'm downstairs with Jay.
Yeah.
I'm going to call Aries.
He loves you.
I thought Jay was Jay-Z, bro.
I looked out the window.
Fucking loser.
I thought you were on like that.
I thought you were on like that.
You thought me and Jay-Z.
You thought Jay-Z wanted to come here.
Yo.
I thought he was a fan, bro.
I did.
I thought you told him.
Let me message.
Let me message up.
Maybe he's busy.
Maybe he's taking down a BBL.
Yeah.
Falling off.
Send him a picture of his jersey or some shit like that.
Zenning, man.
I'm never Zenned.
I don't want to Zen.
You never drank.
You never smoked.
I smoke hookah, though.
You smoke hookah?
Yeah.
Is that for the Arabic bitches or the Dominican bitches?
No, no, it's just good for conversation.
It is.
I do enjoy it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just a good thing to do.
Cigars?
You ever do cigars?
I want to try cigars.
I heard they like burn.
You're not supposed to inhale them.
Right, but they say not supposed to inhale hookah, too.
But how else do you smoke it?
You just, I mean, this is super fast forward, but you just hold it in your mouth.
Yeah, the hookah.
Nah, because it's like you are supposed to take it in.
No, you're just not supposed to keep it in.
It's like a straight inhale, exhale, real quick.
I just keep it in my mouth.
No, you're not smoking hookah.
Jesus Christ.
What's wrong with that?
You never kept something in your mouth?
No.
My tongue.
I keep my tongue in my mouth.
What about your teeth?
Yeah.
I keep my diamonds.
Your diamonds.
What about food?
Bananas or cucumbers or anything like that?
I don't even know.
Do you have veneers?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You got veneers and diamond implant.
Did you start that?
That started the diamond implant?
No, the veneers thing.
What?
No, people getting veneers.
Well, white people have for a while, but black people now are doing.
I mean, veneers is a thing.
You got the good ones.
They don't look crazy.
Yeah, my venue is 100,000.
100 made in Brazil.
No, I got my teeth done in Atlanta.
No, no.
The veneers themselves, they what's up with you in that hand?
You do that a lot.
He does.
He doesn't.
How does that trending to veneer?
I'm married, son.
I'm married, so you need that.
I need that.
I need that bad.
If you do the peg work, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
I fuck with that.
You like peg work?
I fuck with your honesty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is peg?
You're talking about girls with one leg?
No, like using their one leg on you.
Oh, you mean stuff going in my butt?
Yes.
I don't let stuff in my butt, but there's a reason.
Okay.
Because I am scared I might like it.
And I don't want to know that I like it.
That's that's probably.
And if I like it, then I got to ask for it.
And that's a whole thing.
That's probably the reason.
It's the same reason you don't drink alcohol or smoke weed.
Well, I don't know.
I don't drink alcohol because it burns.
And I don't smoke weed because I get paranoid as shit.
I guess you're paranoid.
You'll like shit in your ass.
Oh, that's a good point.
Wait a minute.
If you're paranoid, you'll like shit in your ass.
I'll say, I guess you're paranoid also.
You've never done ass play.
No.
You never go lick your ass?
Not purposely.
What kind of answers?
I don't mean that.
Some shit has happened on accident.
Yeah.
Whoa.
And then you ain't stopper.
I mean, you don't want to ruin the moment.
It's like, you just like, ah, no, you don't.
I just put my foot on top of her head.
That's wicked.
And you just push it down for her.
White people could do that.
Why can't we do that?
Because we do have a free.
You don't have a you don't have the ego block as a African-American hip-hop artist.
Interesting, but you would think you who created, but even you, you have a little bit of an ego block.
I mean, I think that it's just as a straight man, no offense, yeah, to that side of the room.
Yeah, um, yeah, you know, we just calling me gay, he's calling us games, he's calling all of us gay.
I'm okay with us, we're okay with our ass game.
I think that you have to, you know, establish some kind of dominance.
You feel you might get sandwiched out of it.
Yeah, after that, I'd be like, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich afterwards to just let them know you're still a guy.
But would you ever toot that ass up and ask for CPR?
Absolutely.
That's crazy.
Turn that fake watch.
Fan watch.
You get that ass on.
Oh, there you go.
I need to know.
Aris, I need to know some shit about Yachty, man.
Give us some details about Yaddi.
I'm not Yadi.
I'm a fucking real nigga.
I'm too sorry.
How he doesn't eat anything?
You talk about that yet?
Yeah.
Wayma, are you anorexic?
No, I just don't eat.
I got a terrible eating habit.
I saw you at a pizza place.
Yeah, that's the only place you go to.
That's the only place you go to.
So chicken.
Yo, fried chicken.
Yo.
Not baked chicken.
Yo.
He didn't want to say that because you know he races on the palette, so he just said chicken.
Mac and cheese type shit.
Now he does chicken parmesan.
Yeah.
Oh, he does chicken parmesan.
So you just chicken it.
You just chicken him into all these other cuisines.
Is that how nah?
He's easing in.
By the way, I think it's called RFID.
What you have?
Arfit.
Nah, you trying to catch me?
No, no, I'm serious.
Look up RFID.
He's like an e-oh, yeah.
This is a real thing.
Oh, I thought he was trying to.
This is people who have problems eating foods like a true phobia of the children.
Have you tried Slobonese?
Excuse me?
Slobunnies.
Honestly, if you try that, I would probably.
I think you'd like Slobunnies.
What is that?
Slobonese.
Come on, Yaddy.
Yachti.
Yachty.
I did not fall for that.
Come on.
Yadi.
2024.
I know what it feels like.
I thought it was a real country.
She's sending them to me.
I trusted you.
I trusted you.
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He said, oh, that's good.
You can't trust him, bro.
Show him the necklace.
Yeah.
I knew it.
I'm just going to pull out a Jewish name.
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Y'all have Mr. Beast on this bitch.
You know how big that is?
Yeah, it was big.
But now it's a little bit tricky.
I stand by Mr. Beast.
No, I stand by Mr. Beast, but I think it looks like one of his employees was engaging in sexual conversations with children.
But Mr. Beast is the best content kid of all time.
We stand by him.
Yeah, it ain't his fault.
Yeah.
The best content creator of all time.
It's Mr. Beast.
Do you consider music content?
Yes.
Music videos.
Oh, okay.
So you don't consider like...
A Mr. Beast music video?
I'm just talking about video content now.
Best video content without a doubt.
I mean, just mastered.
I mean, it's just like, there's no videos that I'd rather watch on YouTube.
Really?
Yeah.
What's your favorite Beast video?
My favorite Mr. Beast video would have to be, I think I really like the, I liked when he did the dollar plane ride.
I like the whole house one when you go to the most expensive house.
Yeah, I like his philanthropy videos too, though.
Philanthropy.
The blind one was really crazy.
That was good.
I couldn't believe he got shit for that.
Yeah.
I mean, that just lets you know that there's just so much hate on the internet that people are like, they ain't like totally blind.
Yeah.
Well, that's not even.
I mean, I got that kind of hate with my last album.
You know, they were saying, like, oh, he's just copying Dark Side.
You know, I didn't think it was.
Like, I was inspired, but I didn't copy Dark Side.
Yeah, I didn't think that that was copying Dark Side.
This is how I know the Mr. Beast thing is real.
Yachty had a tweet from like two years ago where he said, if we stand by Mr. Beast.
Do I really?
Yeah.
And you said, if you don't stand by Mr. Beast, you're going to die a slow death.
Yeah, I did say that.
I definitely say that.
I 100% said that.
And I feel like he couldn't like it based on like Mr. Beast.
The brand.
But he respected it.
No, no, Jimmy's the man.
You got to do a video.
Have you met him?
No.
I don't know.
Oh, that's got it.
They send me feastables, though.
I'll be smacking on feastables.
Yeah, yeah.
I got a kitchen full of chocolate.
All right, no, I'm going to connect you together.
You got to say that.
Because they need somebody new on the show now.
Exactly.
They're minus one spot.
Yeah.
And I think that you would, bro, what if Yachty, just for one season?
You know, they're filming.
Wait a minute.
This, can I get into producer mode here?
Okay.
They're filming a show for Amazon.
This is their first streaming show.
Mr. Beast's.
Yes.
Wow.
And now they're down one cast member.
That check had to be insane.
Yes.
They need a guy.
Tell them that Yadi will show up every time on time.
You were early today?
Yeah, I was.
I'm not, I don't move on nigga time.
Let me read the text that I said when he just didn't know.
But I was up front.
I said, I don't know if I'll be up there early.
I go that early.
I go.
He goes, What time are we doing tomorrow?
I go, oh, how about like 12?
He goes, I don't know if I'm going to make 12.
That's honest.
That's honest.
That's real shit.
Yeah.
But you came early.
Yo, you on that season?
I would love to.
If you could tell him, like, bro, Yadi would you like, he don't want no money.
He just wants to be there.
And just like, I want to give out, we'll be giving out hearts.
Just give out 100 heart transplants.
You're going to give out 100 heart transplants.
Yeah.
Yo, heart.
You got to do the surgery, though.
Yeah, I will.
One glove.
One glove.
Damn.
Like, that's that one board game where you try to.
Operation.
All right.
Yes.
That's your time.
It's your time.
Yo, you're old too, bro.
You're old.
You're between about 10 years on me.
Yeah.
No, I'm 40.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You're 40?
Yeah, we're both 40.
You guys are 40.
40.
80 club.
40-40 club.
Yeah.
Jay-Z.
Have you ever been to that club?
I drove past that club.
Damn.
I drove a lot.
Like a relic.
Yeah.
Some real shit.
I saw Rihanna there.
What's her relic?
I've seen Rihanna a couple times.
Rihanna's great.
She's cool as hell.
She's nice.
Yeah, she does.
And she speaks.
Yeah, she's cool as hell.
Yeah.
And she's real as hell.
Yeah, when they were asking you about your favorite or a feature that you really want.
I'm surprised you didn't say Jay-Z.
It seems like most rappers always want at least.
I listened to the Black Album for the first time, like three days ago.
God damn.
And then I listened to Reasonable Doubt.
And you just heard the Black Album.
Yeah, I just listened to it.
What do you think?
I think that the Reasonable Doubt album was better, in my opinion.
Obviously, I love he's an insane lyricist.
Yeah.
I'm not a big fan of the live production, that type, that like sound.
But like, I think he's sick.
Yeah.
And I think the shit he talks about is like shit most people never actually get to experience in life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you met him before?
Yeah, of course.
Good dude.
I mean, as far as I've met, you know, we never had a deep conversation, but who is the person that you were the biggest fan of that you met and was the most impressive?
Impressive?
And it could be any genre.
It's probably Drake.
Drake's the man.
He is the man, huh?
Yeah.
He fucking rocks.
How did you guys connect?
I guess just like Instagram.
Was he a fan of your music kind of thing?
He was a fan of my like production.
Yeah.
And then we just, I don't know.
You guys did a great pod.
That was a good episode.
That was right.
We almost made it a real thing.
Dude, I thought it was going to be a regular.
We almost did.
I thought it showed a side.
I think you're pretty much yourself and everything I've seen you in.
You have like a consistency.
As far as just your personal personality.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think you fluctuate, but I thought that it showed a side of him.
That no one had seen, right?
That's what it was.
And that was really interesting.
And you can draw it out.
We have a second one that, for my part, with Mitch, me, him, and Mitch, that the great, the great war happened, and then we never dropped it.
But we have an episode that's so, so funny.
It is so, like, it's just like an hour just like fucking us kicking the shit.
That's the thing.
Is like there's certain people that bring out sides of you that not everybody sees, yeah.
And uh, I think that was one of the reasons why it's super successful.
Obviously, you guys are huge.
That's why I mean, that was the thing with the pod.
I wanted to like bring people on and have those conversations that people don't usually have.
Yeah, and you have a relationship with them where they'll open up to you in a different way, yeah.
I mean, and we're sitting in my bedroom, so like, yeah, I thought you did that with Sweetie.
Actually, I was listening.
I was like, Oh, this is a side of her that I don't think most of you are.
Yeah, that was like thoughtful.
That was a great episode.
That was my first like long conversation with her.
Wait, really?
Yeah, we met before, but that was a great conversation.
Mitch was very intimidated.
He was, he's a huge fan of her.
She's just, you know, very attractive woman.
Yeah, yeah.
Mitch had to lock it down, he had to control himself.
He was accurate, dude.
He actually made a jersey with Sweetie's name on it.
That's not a bad thing.
It's a better movie than the other one, but it's still that one was super embarrassing.
Can you break down the whole Bobby fallout?
I mean, Bobby back, cool.
I love Bobby to death.
But we, what happened was she did an interview with what's the one guy who loved pizza?
Oh, Dave Pornoy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they was like, yo, shut up.
Bill's immediate company makes a billion dollars.
Yo, the pizza guy.
I mean, that's what I remember him from.
I did this interview once and we were talking about pizza.
And he's true.
He loves him.
He does.
He does.
You knew exactly what I was talking about.
And they were just talking crazy, kind of.
They weren't talking crazy, but they were like, oh no, she was just saying some the way she was talking, I ain't really fucked with it.
Like, niggas just boosted your career.
You know, big time.
Yeah.
The biggest of time.
You know, I had never heard of her till then.
Yeah, you know, but she apologized.
And I love Bobby so much.
She's a really sweet person.
So now it's cool.
Yeah, I love Bobby to death.
With her and Drake too, because they like to do those.
I believe so.
But why'd I give her that look?
Because to everyone, you know, it's so crazy.
Industry people.
That means that's just how similar me and him and her are.
We both found her at the same time and didn't talk about it.
That's funny.
And we did our episode separately until she was like, yeah, I just did Drake.
And I was like, wait, what?
Oh, that was just nice.
No, we had no clue.
We both found her on TikTok.
Just we started swiping and we both reached out to her and then we both did her episode.
And then like, yeah, wow.
I was talking to, I was talking to Mark about this yesterday.
Like, he sent me a video that I had watched literally 30 seconds before.
And this happens so often where like your algorithms are parallel to somebody else.
I thought that that's interesting.
She banked a bunch of episodes.
I thought that the Drake shit dropped and then you were like, oh, this girl's kind of fun.
I'm going to do an episode.
My episode was done by the time the Drake episode came out.
Wow.
Yeah, I heard they did his first.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
But then what did you see about her that you wanted to give her that?
I just thought she was fucking weird.
And I didn't meet her until she came to my house.
She showed up at my house and then, and then she just clicked.
Yeah, but she's she's sweet.
I love Bobby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who else is new that you think could blow as far as like just uh like internet subculture, somebody like Bobby that hasn't exploded yet, but some of you watching.
I guess speed has blowed up.
I mean, not sketch, sketch.
But yeah, you heard about sketch.
I hit sketch up.
I told him.
No, I told him to make another video.
I told sketch.
I told sketch that I'm with you.
Y'all niggas are children.
Oh, now we all are kids.
Stop your age is a pejorative man.
I told Sketch, bro.
Fuck all that shit, bro.
I fuck with you.
That was the first time you reached out to him after that?
No, we spoke before.
That was the first time I reached out to him since his whole internet show.
Oh, but before that, you've been talking to him.
Yeah, but we had never met.
Different, but not too different.
Doja Cat.
I've seen her.
Doja Cat's sick.
She's awesome.
So she seems like brilliant.
But also seems like acutely aware of internet culture.
Yeah.
I mean, she was a part of it at one point.
She started on the internet just like I started on it.
Exactly.
And I feel like that's an advantage to artists that are coming around in the internet age, like really understanding.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
I mean, that's just, I mean, you, I feel like this internet is, it connects across the world all around.
So, you know, if you can, if you know how to work it or just hire someone who knows how to work it.
That's what I think a lot of like, I think the labels and stuff are trying to reverse engineer it.
They're seeing the artists that came through the internet succeed.
Content runs the world.
Yeah.
That one clip of you and your dad, that's going to play on Twitter forever.
Respect.
But it's just like it's a piece of content that'll live forever along with me jumping on stage.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, you recreated that with Ian.
No, I did not know he was going to do that.
Oh, really?
Wait, what do you mean?
Yeah, you know who Ian is?
Wait, Ian.
No.
No, Ian, the new white rapper.
He's a rapper.
No, show me.
Well, just such Ian doing my walkout.
Nah, I'm late.
I thought you got that in the Daily News.
I'm country, bro.
I had no clue he was going to do it, though.
I didn't ask him to, and he didn't tell me he was going to.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I brought him out on stage, and then he did my walkout.
You look like shifty, bro.
Shifty, what you doing on stage, my dude?
Yeah.
Did you start laughing when he started doing it?
I didn't see it till after.
I wasn't even looking at him.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he's going crazy right now.
He sounds black.
Me and him got a song to drop tonight.
You seen that white rapper that looks like he dresses like Peter Griffin and fucking kills it.
Yeah.
Shouts.
You don't fuck with him?
I just, I don't know.
I just don't like gimmicky stuff.
Okay.
Does it hurt?
Have you had people that really admired you, like artists really admired you, and then heard that you weren't a fan of their music and then met them?
And have they ever been like, man, I'm the biggest fan of you.
That crushed me when you didn't like my shit.
No, it's only been like, I can count on one hand in town.
I said I didn't like something publicly.
And it wasn't like anyone who's like now a superstar.
Right.
I'm usually, I'm the guy that finds people young and like and blows them and helps them.
Like not like I find people young and try the whole sentence over something.
I'm really trying to be honest and be mad about me.
I help people out in the beginning of their career.
Got it.
Got it.
Like I show love.
Yeah, you did it with the Pink Panther S.
I mean, with Juice Will, with XXX, fucking Pink Panthers.
What was it like?
What was X like?
He was silly.
He was a real funny, silly guy.
And he joked a lot.
And he would just call me randomly, you know?
And we never actually got the chance to work because during the time like when, you know, right before he passed, he kind of had a falling out with the Migos, which was my label.
We tried to sign him to QC.
I remember when Coach and P went down to Florida to go meet with him.
And they didn't lock it in.
But yeah, he had a fallout with the Migos, which kind of made it kind of weird between me and him.
But I had nothing but love for X.
He was so talented.
Did your man take him out?
Absolutely not.
I'm telling you, Drake going to be the president one day.
And any nigga who ever says some shit, they're going to jail.
Drake, that was a joke.
I mean, I see you.
I was gonna beat y'all doing so.
Who hey, go go oh, you were making an owl sound.
Yeah who uh who yeah, I like that, I got the out there, we out of death.
No, I know, I know, I know you repo, I gotta think, no Drake Joe, no Drake Slander.
I know you're Drake fans.
Well, i'm not, but i'm respectful, i'm not gonna have you in our house and then just shit on the.
You know, I mean your friend that's freaking fair enough.
No no no no, I I think all are Drake fans.
Yeah, I fuck, I fuck with him, I with no i'm, i'm not, but but uh, the.
The specific thing with X was it was like I remember the youtube content around.
Do you remember like it was like fight videos?
Yeah, it was like songs came out and then the videos about like the character and the personality.
Yeah, I remember he like snuffed some kid at a concert in California.
Yeah, but he was a snuff and then helped and then then he was like then the kid was like yo, i'm sorry, and he was like oh, it's all good, like everything's fine during the concert.
Yeah, but the energy around that kid, yeah was, and I remember I talked about him on on VLAD TV and I remember, like I remember he dm'd me.
He was like dude, thanks a lot man yeah, i'm gonna try to do whatever like he was.
He was like yeah, i'm gonna keep it on the straight and narrow or something like that.
Yeah, like just a very he was awesome yeah, but also kind of open about dealing with, like depression.
He was like i'm a little up right now yeah, but he was, he was great yeah, and in person, he was so chill and extremely intelligent yeah, and he, he wanted to give back.
He was kind, you know yeah, and he was trying to, you know, change himself.
There's a yeah the, the cult, like following.
I feel like that's similar with with, with Juice world as well yeah, where there was like a cult, like connectivity to the audience and some people have it through their music, some people have it through their personality and then some people have it both and it's a little bit yeah, it's an unstoppable force when that happens.
Compliments and Depression Talk00:14:50
Yeah, X was.
I mean X was, he was different.
I'm I don't know much about X, I hear whatever.
Uh, do you think there's a level?
From what I hear, he seems like one of these like kind of like troubled genius kids.
Is that like Kanye West, kind of yeah, but like maybe even more demons, like you know what I mean yeah, what is your take on Kanye, what he's going through?
I mean yeah right, I think that I I don't know, you know, I don't, I don't know.
I'm not around Kanye and um, I think his wife has great tits well man, and he markets them well.
With all due respect, with all due respect, can anybody do more with a fat set of tits yeah, than Kanye West?
I don't know, I don't know what he could do with a fat set.
He could make her a global.
Yeah, he did that.
Her tits are great.
Nobody knows this girl, but she also.
She also did I also.
No one knows what her voice sounds like.
You can say what.
No one knows her voice.
I don't think she.
I think she likes Ariel, I think she was a mermaid.
She trade her voice to a fat bitch and then she just walks around those huge tits.
They are great.
Yes okay Drake, biggest artist over the last 20 years, unstoppable amount of hits.
A guy.
I want him to get back into acting.
It's so interesting.
Say that because he did.
I hit him on two things.
He did a like a roast of Nike.
Do you remember?
He was like invited to speak at like the Nike headquarters or something like that.
Do you remember this?
I think it was when he was doing now.
This is maybe like a year or two ago.
I remember when he went to Nike and he was up there with KD and they were playing ball.
Well, I didn't know he did a roast.
He did like not a roast.
He like did like a speech.
That's when he, yeah, when he wore that jacket, that big, and he had the Nike check in his head, the Nike braid.
Yep.
But he was doing like he was doing like jokes.
Yeah.
He's hilarious.
He's one of the funniest people I know.
And I hit him and I was like, it's not that there are some people funny just hanging out.
And then there's other people that when they're delivering jokes, they're like asking for a lot.
They're like begging the audience to react.
There's other people who just let it happen.
Right.
Like fucking Theo Von.
Wait, who is that?
Like he's just letting it happen.
Yeah.
Theova is just like, it's just like, it's so natural.
Like he's going to say it.
And whether you react or not.
Whatever.
His face is still.
Exactly.
It's like whatever.
So Drake, I thought, delivered like really fucking well.
Yeah.
And it was one of those things where it's like, yes, he's obviously acted before the SNL shit was fire.
And maybe he just loves making music.
Yeah.
Because I'm sure he gets a million options.
He's living life the way he wants to live.
And you can't do that when you're acting.
Y'all are set.
I just think that he would only do it if it's something he wanted to do.
No person could tell me, like, bro, you were great here.
You should.
You ever sat with him?
No.
I mean, he's just very much like he lives his life the way he wants.
No one, you can't like, you can't like joke him into doing something.
You can't shame him into doing it.
He do what the fuck he wants to do.
You know what impressed me acting-wise?
I'm not even saying this as a shot.
Again, I want to be respectful of your boy, but the DeMar DeRosen sketch, there's a line where the guy says his name is DeMar and Drake is like, Damar, Damar, I hear it.
Damar, I hate it, or something like that.
And the delivery is really funny.
He's a funny, like sorry, he's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, so it's really, I just don't want to go do this thing that's going to take me away from living the life.
I don't know why he don't want.
I told him, like, bro, he could play any role.
He's a guy.
I don't know why he could play a great mob boss.
Was there like, I remember when the whole beef happened, I was, if I was him, I would be, I would be resentful because the narrative was he sees these young artists, he does a feature for them, they blow the fuck up.
And he's done that tons of fucking times.
500 times.
Exactly.
And then the narrative changed to, oh, he's using them to be cool.
He's, yeah.
Would you like if I'm him?
I really resent that.
I don't know.
Shit, like, niggas is lame.
Why are they?
Why is niggas lame?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It just is the way it is.
Is it because, yeah, that's rap niggas.
I'm talking about people in general.
Like it's, it's very easy in this business to be completely egocentric and only care about the things that fuel you.
And what?
And a lot of people are like that.
A lot of people don't care to help.
It's just IB, man.
You do shit for people.
Turn around.
I don't know.
Like, I'm sure he's put people on that.
They're sure.
What do you mean, you sure?
It's happened publicly.
We've seen this.
Yes.
But almost everyone, bro.
The trick effect is real.
It's deeper than we even know.
Yeah.
And there was no necessarily benefit to him.
He just wanted to help someone out.
Yeah.
Drake don't charge for a feature or no or not.
Yeah.
He doesn't charge anyone for a feature.
No.
Do you want to give him a hundred dollars?
If he did, it would be what the fuck would it be?
$300,000?
$400,000?
Just because you have money, that doesn't mean you don't want more.
But he's just a kind person.
But then you got to do a track.
He's just a really kind person.
He really is.
I've never seen someone give like that.
He's a very giving person.
Whoa.
It's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that.
Please tell that nigga.
They both steal that nigga.
They're going to like, it's what's going to change.
They both still going to do their thing.
That's so I remember everybody was talking, right?
And everybody's like, yo, it's over, this and that.
And I was at a, where the fuck were we?
We were at like a nightclub or something like that.
And this is like the beef is starting to kind of come down a little bit.
And it's not like the DJ was trying to play Drake.
It was just a party and you played the hits over the last decade.
And the way that the crowd was reacting to Drake, it was like there wasn't a beef happening.
Yeah, because it, because in reality, bro, outside of the people who care about hip-hop, bro, you're not going to be a real person.
Nobody gives a fuck at all.
And they just want a party.
There's some beautiful girl they want to dance with.
And they want to dance to Drake.
Yeah.
God's plan is going to come on.
And then you're going to fucking dance to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He really did.
He didn't give a fuck.
Really?
No, no, he was on.
He was genuinely unfazed.
I respected it a lot.
And I talked to him.
That shit didn't bother him.
That's it shouldn't.
He's a fucking guy.
If I had $700 million, you could, I would fucking get it.
It got to bother you a little bit.
If you're an artist, you're sensitive.
You feel the world.
I mean, obviously, you, you.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
Like I said, I was in Europe.
You know, I wasn't next to him.
Like, like, like, like how I usually do be.
But, but he was, when I would, I never saw him down ever.
I never saw him kicking his fucking foot holding his head down.
You know?
And then I, to a point where I just stopped talking to him about it because it was.
Because I felt like I was the one bringing him the negativity.
Like I was bringing the cloud and I would be like, oh, man, man, I hate that this person said this.
And like, I was showing shit he hadn't seen.
So then I started realizing, wait, I'm bringing you the negativity.
Let's stop.
Yeah, I understand that also where like you don't want to ignore it completely and then you don't seem like an authentic friend who's seeing shit.
Right.
That's true.
Yeah.
But I just realized that he would, his energy was, it wasn't down.
So I wasn't going to try to bring him down.
Right.
Okay.
And then we wrap wrap this up soon, but I do need to know.
Are there any aspirations to have your own clothing line?
Yeah.
We're working on that right now.
Okay.
That is going to happen.
Yeah.
For years, I've dubbed the idea because it's like, it's just another, like, bro, you can't have fast shit in life.
I couldn't have.
This podcast, I procrastinate because you have to put an episode out every other week.
You can't skip.
Yep.
No matter where you are in the world.
You know, we have to fly people to Germany once.
So it's like you have to get it done.
Yeah.
Same with a brand.
You have to, it takes hours, you know.
Not that it can't be done, but I know what that look like.
You bringing on extra work.
You know?
Yeah.
You know, all right.
My night's already taking my music certain days.
And my day taking on my filming episode, now doing fucking the brand is you adding on and then you got a kid and you know, you kind of fuck.
I hear you.
That's how you got to get married, bro.
Rock it down.
I would love to get married, but I'm always, I have a hard time not getting bored.
Like, how do you don't, how do you not get bored?
Oh, dude, it's, I mean, they just piss you off so often.
It happens.
No, like, I mean, we're being real.
It happens.
No, if I'm being honest with you.
How do you keep it?
I haven't felt boredom with my wife.
Really?
Yeah.
That's sick.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what we all want, right?
But I think it's because you got to meet somebody intellectually.
I think you got to be with somebody you really enjoy talking to.
Like, you just enjoy hanging out.
That's going to be the majority of your relationships.
Right.
Not that you're just physically attracted to them.
And then from that, if you really like kicking with someone and they're hot, then you really want to have sex.
That's what I'm looking for.
Yeah.
And that starts with conversation.
100.
So, I think you got to make some more jerseys, bro.
Yo, I'm curious.
I hope this gets me yet.
This might get me.
Yeah, imagine if I just see me pop die with Kai Serie.
I hate it.
Or if you see me fighting Jalen Brown, I'm sorry.
You gotta go courtside.
Nah, I wouldn't.
Nah, that's fucked to Boston.
By the way, I just want to make sure, again, Jalen, it's all love.
It is all love for Kai Serie.
Yeah.
I met her.
I met her recently.
Oh, yeah?
At Lyrical Collimanate.
I took a picture.
And I told her I bought your jersey.
I did.
I said that to her.
I said, I bought your jerseys.
Oh, dope.
I bought Angel Reese's LSU jersey, too.
Really?
Yeah, I didn't tell her though.
I didn't tell it.
I just bought it.
I was going to wear it.
No, lost it.
Damn.
I got so much clothes in my house.
Yo, what's the skin colour?
I need to get it.
I do need to get it.
You're trying to say, I'm like, what are you trying to do?
You got great skin.
You got great arms.
I don't do nothing.
He didn't believe me.
He was a hater, bro.
He doesn't tell you how to filter something.
All I do is moisturize.
That's the most important thing.
I moisturize three times a day because I don't drink enough water.
So my skin eats lotion.
Like I get back dry.
And I don't have my chapstick.
That's why I've even looked at my lips like the last two hours.
So yo, come on, bro.
I didn't do that.
I did that.
I don't hair grip nothing.
I don't promise y'all and cheese nothing.
You got the best skin to rap, you think?
Yeah, absolutely.
Me and Pharrell.
No, yeah.
No, Pharrell's on a different level.
But that's crazy, right?
Nice.
Rocky got good skin.
Rocky got good skin.
Nah, Rocky.
Pharrell's on a different level, bro.
He is for his age, though.
I mean, okay.
Son, Pharrell.
At 50, you don't start gaining pimples.
I thought after a certain age, pimples just give me a little bit of a little bit of a break.
But he just looks young.
He got no wrinkles.
Oh, that's true.
I've never seen an old man with pimples.
But you always look old.
That's why I feel like people think that your skin is good.
That's not true.
I look old.
I have a clean face.
No, no, but you always look this age.
When you were 19, you looked 30.
Yeah, I looked.
I look old.
Yeah, you look old.
I don't young.
I shaved my face just as I was going to get the curl stash.
My dad got a curl mustache.
And I'm going to show you that.
He's got a gold tooth dress and a curl mustache.
My dad's the one.
Oh, that's fine.
And I'm following his footsteps.
You know, I was growing it out.
I cut it some because it started getting my food.
When I eat, it was getting my food.
So I had to trim the ends.
Yeah.
But I do want a curl mustache.
And I want to get a jerry curl.
And you want the jerry curl.
I want the easy E.
But I got to cut my hair off and grow it all.
Nah, that would actually look great on you, I think.
Right there, girl.
Yeah, he's bisexual.
I know.
That was a low.
I even was like, yeah, I fucked up.
No, dude.
If I were to fuck you, I wouldn't compliment you.
That's your day.
You know what I mean?
I'm aware that Jersey now.
I mean, everyone's a little gay, though, right?
Don't you think?
I just feel if you got a compliment, you should give it.
That's all I said.
Hold on.
Wait, what do you mean by a little, like one percent?
Like one percentage.
He kissed the guy to save his life.
Oh, yeah, he saved.
He kissed somebody to save the life.
Would you give Mitch CPR to save his life?
Absolutely.
You would.
Absolutely.
And what if it looked like he maybe wasn't going to die?
If Mitch was on the ground, I got him.
That's my boy.
When he came to, he put his tongue in your mouth.
I hope not.
I hope not.
Yo, what if Mitch got bit by a snake and the only way to get the venom out was to suck?
No.
Come on, bro.
But he didn't get bitten like a weird place, like his dick.
What?
No.
Definitely not.
Nah, so you wouldn't save his life.
You allowed him.
I'm not letting my girl do it.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's weirder, y'all.
That's weirder.
That's weird.
So, now you're going to kiss your girl right after she just kissed.
She saved my man's life, yeah.
Going straight to the air.
Gotta wipe the venom off by her breaking.
Save my man's life.
That's friendship, bro.
Topping my man's own.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Rap is awesome.
This for sure.
That's crazy.
Yo, would you rather wife a girl with zero bodies or a hundred bodies?
100.
Yep.
Really?
Facts.
Would you rather?
Sex is going to suck with a virgin.
But don't you think that you could school her up?
It's going to be tight.
It's going to bleed.
It's cool.
If she's got her body if it's zero, what do you mean?
Anybody.
But she could have hit it with the dilly a couple times.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, she might have like pleasure herself for a long time.
Yeah, but then I don't want no worn out pussy that has zero experience.
I mean, it's loose and you don't know what you're doing.
Damn, that's a decent point.
This is a good argument.
That's a decent point.
100 bodies ain't that bad.
Over a lifetime, if she's 27, she had 100 bodies over 27 years.
Well, she's not fucking for 27 years.
What are you doing?
Stop fucking doing this guy.
She's too much.
She started somewhere.
She started at 17.
10 years.
10 years, 100 bodies.
That's not that bad.
You're making things much worse for Drake the more you're talking about these young men.
Yeah, nah.
Fuck what they say online.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, over 10 years is 10 a year.
You have 100 bodies?
No comment, bro.
I'm married.
My wife's been asking me this question for fucking six years.
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What are you talking about?
That's what you guys are saying.
I just say over 100 bodies.
Do I have?
Yeah.
No.
It's one body, bro.
He's married to his wife.
I've been 17, yeah.
That's fucking sick.
Y'all gentlemen here, bro.
I got it made.
This is what it's about.
It's like a gentleman-ass little place.
Yeah, get some cigars going, some hookah, keep it in your mouth.
Jesus, bro.
You wait.
It's hookah.
You be wakeful.
I love wakeboard.
I'm from Orlando.
That's where the wakeboard started.
Have you ever wakeboarded?
That's such a specific white.
I don't play with you.
That was really good.
Yeah.
Have I respected that?
That's the curls backwards with the glasses.
You already know your whites because I don't really serve by the shit.
I used to live next to a professional wakeboardist until I bought his house.
Oh, that's awesome.
What a line.
What a fucking line.
So you gentrified the wakeboard neighborhood?
I brought the, we the first blacks there like Obama.
Really?
Yeah.
Where is this?
In Atlanta.
You're the first black people there?
They got to be racist.
On my street?
Yeah.
What is it like?
What do the whites feel?
Like, they brought me cookies once.
They show love.
What type of cookies?
I think they were like sugar cookies.
Nice, nice.
Respect them.
In one of those nice 10 cases.
Oh, yeah.
Good love.
I think if you're white in Atlanta, you know what time it is.
Yeah, it's inevitable.
It's so crazy because Georgia is racist shit.
Atlanta is chill, but if you go outside, you got the KKK.
It's a lot.
Big cities tend to be very progressive.
And then you go outside, like Philly, progressive.
Go outside of Philly in Pennsylvania.
That shit is Alabama.
What do you think about the KKK office?
All white, hooded up.
I mean, kind of fire.
Outside of the racial stuff.
I can fuck with it.
It's fashion.
Fashion.
It's kind of heat.
And they put the horses in them too.
You know, I mean, it's a statement.
Yo, making your horse racist is crazy.
That's kind of fuck with it.
Son, if black people started wearing that outfit, how much would that piss off a KKK?
Right, though?
That would be so upset.
Right?
Because that might be your first clothing line out there.
They're definitely not all white gowns.
What do you think about the white party?
Michael Rubin?
Yes.
I've never went.
I think.
But the party in general.
You have any tricks or faults?
No.
Yeah, I don't think you would.
I'm sure I could have went.
I've never tried.
You were all red, though.
Nah, I don't want that attention.
Hell no.
I made.
Oh, really?
No.
But you went to the Met Gallot?
I went to the Met Galla because the Met Galla was fashion.
This seems like the Met Gala for Washington.
Celebrity party.
I gotcha.
Know, like you, and I went to McGallow once and I never went again.
How was that experience?
Yeah, yeah, standing around, insanely boring.
You just they terrible, they serve you food that sucks.
I was starving, there was no pizza, fried shit, no mac and cheese, like fucking fucking they had like uh caviar type shit there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Celebrity shit, I'm a normal ass I like that Emily did here.
I'm gonna go on to Marbury Street where I met you at.
I'll be posted there.
I'm going right back to this.
Yo, you gotta go wakeboarding, bro.
I'm not doing that.
Come on.
What about what about rock climbing?
I'll control rock climb inside of a place.
That's fair.
You know, but getting out there on a rock.
That's how you die.
What about shark diving?
Absolutely not.
I wouldn't dolphin dive.
I'm not a good swimmer.
Well, dolphins are a bit too much.
I'm gonna swim, but I can swim, but I'm not like, you know how like, like, say, like, you see a bear, like, you're supposed to, like, be controlled.
You're supposed to, you're not supposed to freak out.
I'd freak out, but you're supposed to like stop.
Yep, get big.
Get big.
No, you crawl up.
No, you yell at the bears.
I think it depends on the kind of killer.
I mean, it depends on the kind of bears.
They say brown bears, you absolutely must run.
Black bears.
You're not going to run them.
Yeah.
And then what about bears are fast?
Black bears are the fastest bears.
They usually die.
Brown bears fast at madam and extra muscle.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like they run faster than people.
Yeah, they jump high too.
They're responsible for 50% of the crime despite being 12% of the population.
That's not true.
That's not true.
He's just talking about the black man.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay.
Wait, what about the bears?
The bears in Atlanta.
What about those?
Oh, I think that's in Georgia.
I live in a city area.
We're talking about the bears in Atlanta.
I don't get it.
Oh, do you know terms for men that gay guys use?
I thought it was beard.
No, no, no, no.
That's when you're secretly gay.
Secretly gay.
When you're a big fat gay, you're a bear.
Oh, like Saucy Santana.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't even know if he's fat enough.
I fuck with Saucy's guys.
Nah, Saucy's dope.
I put Rogan onto Saucy Santana.
What did he say to academics?
Yeah.
I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
That's one of the greatest dissensives.
That's real shit.
I'm fighting for my life.
Saucy Santana's a gangster.
Yeah.
Have you met Saucy?
Absolutely.
Cool peoples or what?
Hell yeah.
That's fuck.
I'm a saucy fan.
Yeah.
Me too, bro.
Yeah.
Shout out to all them.
Um, all the gays.
Yo, shout out.
Not all of them.
Shout out to all the gays.
I feel like there's some gays.
Which gays are we not shouting out?
I've never met an asshole gay.
Jeffrey Dahmer, I think, was gay.
Yo, Jeffrey Dahmer was gay.
Jeffrey Dahmer was gay.
And I think most of the victims were black.
He don't count.
No, he wasn't closed.
He was smoking out platitudes.
Yes.
In Milwaukee, and they're hard to find.
That's true.
So he had a tight.
Is this true, Starf?
Yeah.
But then he was taking, but then he was killing them.
So that's like hate crime.
Well, yeah, it was a hate crime for sure.
He's not.
But I think that there are asshole gay guys, just like they're asshole straight people.
I've never met one.
Some people think Halo was gay.
All the gay people I made are extremely nice.
Yeah.
I've never met a grumpy gay.
That's true.
That's a good point.
Pretty chipper.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's y'all talking about?
Yeah.
Have you met a mean gay?
Snark is like the gay thing.
It's not me.
Like being sassy.
That's sass.
No, but that's kind of funny.
They're funny with that.
But I think that if the short-haired lesbians, they be grumpy.
Yeah, lesbians do be like cheer ones.
They're a little thick or whatever.
You know what it's like.
Yeah.
They be grumpy.
Like JoJo C. Wa.
I think a little grumpy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lesbians are.
But that's not gay.
That's lesbians.
I fuck with lesbians.
I fuck with the sexy lesbians.
Have you ever been with it?
Who don't you like?
No.
Don't I like it?
Yeah.
You keep fucking with everybody.
I get to the hate.
Don't I like?
I love everyone.
He's a prophet of peace, bro.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Okay.
Yachty, before we finish this.
Oh, I have a question while you think of yours.
Okay.
What's your ultimate aspirations?
Your dream career.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm starting a movie.
I was starting like a red carpet like an official thing.
Yeah.
Wait, what was the movie?
How high too?
How high too?
Yeah, I was in high too.
With DC.
Yep.
And I did Teen Titans too.
But I'd love to be in like a red carpet, like $100 million, like film big boy status.
Would you do the rapper thing where they suddenly start going by their government name or would you keep it old Yachty?
Yeah, I'd do the rapper thing, the TI thing.
Okay.
Iced T thing.
Yeah.
What's a role that you wish you did?
You could pick any role in history.
You'd be like, yo, I'm him.
A gangster.
Which one?
Denzel.
Oh, like a role.
Yeah, like a movie you saw.
You're like, oh, I want to be Coach Carter.
I want to be the coach, bro.
I didn't even say it.
I didn't say that.
He hasn't seen movies.
He wasn't allowed to watch movies.
Proud Phillips.
O-Dog, man.
This is society.
O-Dog is a fucking good choice, dog.
What about fucking Man on Fire?
What's that?
Denzel.
Bro, are you kidding me?
And I got shit for not knowing Coach Carter.
You haven't seen Man on Fire for knowing Carter.
What's it about?
He's like a washed up, what was like ex-CIA or something like that guy.
He can only get one because he's an alcoholic.
He can get only one security job, and then he's protecting this little white girl in Mexico City.
And there's an organized kidnap of that white girl, and then he got to go get her back.
I need to watch it.
Oh, yeah.
It is.
It's incredible.
I'm like, Denzel's like the GOAT to me.
So I think maybe I overrate everything.
No, it's a fucking fire.
It is.
I'm going to go watch it.
It's a slow build, but then we just walk in behind.
Have you seen like the great film?
Have you seen like Shaw Shank?
Have you seen Sean Shankar?
Armageddon.
I've not seen Armageddon.
You haven't seen Armageddon, bro?
The Rock?
The Rock?
With The Rock?
No, no, no, with Sean Connery.
I've seen the game.
Sean Connery.
The game is fire.
Yeah, the game is fire.
The game is sick.
Godfather.
What's the best movie ever?
I haven't seen The Godfather.
It's the best movie.
Interstellar.
Oh, that's fantastic.
That was fantastic.
So that was what I was going to suggest.
For you to be in the 100 million.
That's my favorite director.
I was going to say, you need to be in a Nolan film.
Yeah, I would love to start my movie with a bank robbery.
That's what he does.
He starts his movie with a bank robbery.
I mean, no.
But they did Dark Side.
He did the movie with Batman Joint.
But he also did the one with what's his name, Son?
Denzel's son.
Tenet.
Oh, Tennant.
That started with a robbery.
Oh, that's fire.
The orchestra.
The opening scene of The Dark Knight is actually so fucking.
It's one of the greatest.
The Bank Robbery.
It's just the best five minutes I think I've ever seen to open a movie.
The Tennant has the same similar starting when they robbed the orchestra.
What is the idea of everybody being like, yo, you killed this guy when we get the money?
And then the last guy was just eliminated themselves.
Yeah.
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