Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect British versus American cultural norms, contrasting Nigerian ethnic stereotypes with UK racial identity and analyzing the Drake-Kendrick feud through a lens of national patriotism. They debate dating strategies, noting how British women often view immediate intimacy as rejection while Americans prefer instant connection, alongside discussions on toilet habits, family dynamics, and the lack of colonial history in British education compared to American guilt over slave-owning ancestry. Ultimately, the episode highlights how divergent social codes shape everything from sexual consent to historical memory. [Automatically generated summary]
We made a clip of just like where we were ranking.
Okay, I think this one won.
I think this song won.
I think this one won.
Yeah, they fucked us.
The comments were like, fuck these fucking guys, bro.
Yeah, to give.
And we landed it on, I think, Kendrick.
I don't know.
Yeah, Kendrick 3 and a half, Drake 3.
Yeah, something like that.
And they still were not.
They were like, fuck you.
Yeah.
It was insane, bro.
I thought Drake's got crazy love over there.
He thought he'd done a show.
Don't get me wrong.
Like, everyone loves Drake, but just like when it came to that rappy stuff, it was like Kendrick fans are just way louder.
Yeah.
Even out there.
Yeah, bro.
They just picked the side and run with it.
Yeah, 100%.
Wow.
Because didn't Drake do the same shit out there?
Like he hopped in the grime scene just to steal a little bit from it and then he was out.
But it's crazy how we're looking at his like steal a little from it because we are before this happened.
We looked at Drake blessing people.
It was the, I called it the Drake stimulus pack.
It wasn't even like, I don't even think personally stealing at that time, because he like, because in basically we have, you know, one dance that Drake song is sampled from a funky house on Funky House is a genre in the UK that was like very popular for like a very small amount of time.
It never went international, but we loved it at like 2009, 2010.
And like the biggest song we had in Funky House was that song that he sampled.
And like that song did more for Funky House than like anything.
So we don't really think about it as like stealing.
The Princess Diana Legacy00:04:09
It's like, oh, wow.
It's paid homage, man.
Yeah.
So why did it so weird that there's hate even out there for Drake?
Do you think it's just like being on the top?
Eventually, there's people who build resentment for sustained greatness.
Yes, long story short.
100%.
Long story short.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's doing so many side missions now.
It's pointless.
He's doing so many side missions.
There was a phase, in my opinion, there was a phase he was either featuring or having people feature on his stuff where it's like, he doesn't need to be doing this.
Right.
And yeah, it just continued and continued and continued.
People are hating on it, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is a weird time.
By the way, we're here with shits and gigs.
I don't know if I ever know.
Biggest pod in the UK?
One of.
One of one of, one of British podcast royalty.
Actually, is royalty a is it a compliment?
Or is that a pejorative?
How would you guys look at the term royalty?
In America, we just kind of use it, you know, when you're when you're pop.
Yeah, we just, we just use it.
We don't even, I don't even think we relate.
If you were like, oh, podcast royalty, it doesn't even correlate to royal family.
But do you guys like the royal family?
Are you like against them?
Honestly, you couldn't kill us.
Really?
No one in England cares about the royal family.
What's up with Kate?
Is she alive?
Couldn't tell you.
Didn't she have the shit?
She's got vomiting.
Yeah, And then that's locked down.
No one knows.
No one knows.
Yeah, no one knows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's sick, but no one fucking knows.
So do you think the royal family is like losing their like influence on culture?
Yeah, I think they got like 50 years tops.
Whoa.
I think less.
You think less?
I think less.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's care out there.
It's not.
If you go to like when it's stuff like the royal wedding and like the Jubilee and all this kind of stuff, most of the people there are American.
Like English people, we really don't care.
That's what I was going to ask you.
Like, is it valuable just to hold on to for tourism?
Tourism, 100%.
It does crazy stuff for tourists.
It's fun to look at when they walk around or whatever.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
It's guards.
Yeah, it looks sick as a tourist, but like.
You know even guards?
Know them?
No one knows.
Wait, why can't you know?
You can't know them.
No one cares.
Just a guy.
No one cares, bro.
But like, none of your boys is like, yo, I'm going out for the standing still job.
Like, I guess, like, what are they like when they're standing still all day?
To be fair, I ain't got a fucking clue.
I think it's probably like a generational thing.
I don't know anyone who's ever known a guard fact ever.
But that's like, well, you're asking the wrong guys.
That's the white is shit.
Do they have black ones?
I never seen black now.
Nah, no, no, because you know they be laughing.
Yeah, bro.
The white guys can be like, yes, but if you start snapping on the black dude, you go, oh, all this stuff that they do.
If it was a whole dark one, say that shit again.
Chinese triggers, bro.
Get out of here.
Bro, yeah.
A black one, it'll lift off his.
Yeah, Pull that thing out of here.
Pull that out.
Charlie, just show it.
Keep talking.
They might need to do that.
They might need a new class of garbage.
That'll be hilarious.
That would be fucking funny.
That would be Nigerians.
100% would be hard to do.
Wait, why watch?
Just because you like the authority and like Nigerians love the royal family, but they love.
They just love Princess Diana.
I think every African loved Princess Diana because she was for the people.
Because she was for the people.
She was for the people.
Yeah, she was shit in Africa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was the real reason, bro?
No, Jeff.
She was for the people, bro.
Every like our parents' generations, if you're African, they love Princess Diana.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
They just like trickle.
Okay.
I thought for the people was like, she, you know, she likes it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
She likes round dudes.
She likes brown dudes.
Yeah, she does like round dudes.
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's it.
It was just the Princess Diana.
Everybody was seduced by her.
Nigerians weren't.
Well, Africans, period.
Africans, period.
British Expressive Culture00:13:38
Yeah.
Really?
Because she wasn't American.
She was the one who was like, we liked her.
We loved her.
We liked that.
She was like a little bit of a rebel.
That's the reason why.
Running in a race when she shouldn't be.
It's not funny, exactly.
It's so easy to be a rebel when you're royal family.
Oh, but you have to do nothing.
But it seems like torture nails are all about.
Two kids came out of that?
That's for two kids?
And they ain't had a gym culture back then.
Exactly.
There was no P90.
There was no workout shit at all.
Like, that's straight metabolism and depression.
So why we don't love Mick?
We don't want Mick.
That's metabolism and sadness, bro.
Look at that.
Look how fit she is.
So how do you feel about crunch?
Megan Muffle.
She's cool, man.
She's cool.
She stole your ging.
How do you feel about that?
I'm here for it, bro.
I'm here for the multicultural.
Really?
Black girlfriend effect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're into that.
Yeah.
Mega Muffle became myself.
You watch the black girlfriend if they just come in and start fighting?
Nah, bro.
She's talking about a lot of black girlfriend effects.
Yeah, she just wait.
What is the black girlfriend effect?
This is blow up the other culture.
Yeah, so you'll see a guy who's had a black girlfriend, all of a sudden he's got buzz cut like shape off.
I know exactly, bro.
I like that.
I like that.
They shave their hair because they start losing it.
Because they're so stressed around this black girl complaining about shit all the fucking time.
That's why they got to shave their hair.
Nah, bro.
White guys with black girlfriends, they say.
They grow a beard because it's more cushion when they get slapped the fuck out of the black girlfriend effect, hmm, it might be a protective instinct, bro.
You think?
Protective.
Do you guys, do you guys, have you ever had black girlfriends?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you ever had white girls?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
What's your favorite?
We love them all.
Yeah, We love them all.
Yeah, that means white.
Yo, who gets to the bottom?
That means white.
Let me get the email translation.
Hendrix fans, get it.
We love the whole thing.
That's royal English for white days.
Guys, we added second and third shows to a bunch of cities.
The Life Tour.
These are the last shows of the tour.
We added another show at Atlantic City.
We had another show at San Antonio.
We had another show, Denver.
We had another show at Cincinnati.
We had another show at Salt Lake City.
We had another show at Merino.
We had another show at San Jose.
We're also coming to Portland.
We're also coming to Honolulu.
That's where it's going to wrap up.
We're also coming to Columbus and Cleveland, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Minneapolis.
So you can go get those tickets right now, dandrewschults.com.
Grab them before they are gone.
God bless.
I will see you guys out there.
And then we lock up this special.
And then it's game time.
We appreciate y'all.
Peace.
All right, guys.
I'm going to give you some dates as well.
July 26th and 27th, Jacksonville, August 29th and 30th, Honolulu.
September, we got Vegas.
We got Miami.
We got Tulutherville.
That's Magoobies.
And we got plenty of shows.
More importantly, I want to talk about the chai shop that I have invested in.
This is important to me, not only because it is owned and run and operated by my brother, Arjun Gupta, fantastic actor, and his lovely wife from India, from Assam, where they have some of the best tea in the world.
Noticed there was a void of actual, really good chai.
No disrespect to anybody else, but we felt there was not truly good chai in New York.
So they opened a chai shop.
They also serve wine, but jai is the thing I'm focusing on.
It's called Fontanias.
It's in Dumbo, 28 J Street.
Shub went there.
Shub is from India.
Shub, how did you like the chai?
Fantastic.
Let's go.
And he said that unprompted.
That's why I made him say it.
I'm so proud of my brother.
I hope you guys go there.
I hope you guys love it.
I'm also invested.
So, you know, you'll support me too.
But just get the best chai in the city.
Fontanias.
F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S.
I love y'all.
God bless.
Let's get back to the show.
All right.
Where the hottest white girls in all of Great Britain from?
Penguins white girls in England, bro.
I was in Manchester.
What did you say?
I'm Peng.
Pengging.
I thought you said penis white girls.
Yeah, you guys need to step your we got the penis white girls here too.
Yeah, bro.
I seen on the walk here, bro.
Did you get caught?
Cool.
Court walk.
I don't know.
You don't need to go check it out.
What happened with the penis white girls?
I've seen that bullshit from the back.
From the back like a bulldog.
No, I've seen them.
I've seen with the nuts are waddling from the back.
A very attractive human.
I think it was like mid-transition.
Mid.
Yeah.
Mid-transition.
Are you describing it or are you saying halfway through?
Like half or like halfway through?
You're like, it's true.
They transitioned, but it was mid.
No, no, racial transition.
Yeah, midway through the transition period.
And I was like, oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fascinating.
Do you think we missed the colony or being a colony?
Do you think we missed the motherland?
I can't answer that question.
No.
Do you think we're acting out a little bit?
We're just like, oh, look at all my guns.
But we really just want you to be like, you know, get in line.
Look at my freedom of speech and my gum.
Pew, pew, pew.
But we really want you guys to be like, okay, settle down now.
Back in the fold.
Do you think that's possible?
What do you think about you, like formerly being part of Britain?
How does that make you guys feel?
That was the most proud moments I had as an American.
Knowing that you used to be British.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Fair play.
I stopped watching Hamilton right when they invade.
I go.
I don't want to see where this is going.
This looks crazy.
Everything was hilarious.
That's a little tax.
We're taxed more now than we're when we were with you guys.
That's fair.
That is true.
You know, that is actually true.
And when we're with you guys, we had all the beautiful things of British culture that you guys love and enjoy.
You guys have mad patriotism here, though.
It's trying to say it's giving tryhard.
Talk to me.
Talk to me about this.
It's not infectious.
I think it's infectious for you guys.
Yeah, very infectious.
Like, it's blue pilly.
You guys would everybody would stand up for the national anthem at any given moment.
And if I had someone's got a hat on, they'll fucking take it off.
Like, it's too much.
See, I didn't think I was that patriotic, but when you said hat on, I was like, why the fuck?
You got your hat on?
Exactly.
You're not hat, bro.
Yeah, chill.
Some dude's singing something.
Like, yeah, who cares, bro?
Bro, you gotta look.
We're like Muslims about it.
You are.
You are.
Analogy.
Yeah.
Analogy.
Yeah, Analogy.
Because I hear it.
You are.
You hear it.
You are.
We're Muslims about America.
Yeah.
What is that about?
Why?
Why?
Because the God's war.
It's just.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm near.
He's like, black people love the front like they don't love America.
And the second they leave, they be complaining about where the fuck they go.
Oh, there's no AC.
Shut up.
Sing the fucking national anthem.
Get a knee now.
Take a knee and fucking sweating up there.
Taking me where it's cooler.
Exactly.
We love the bunch of Americans.
Have you ever seen a black person outside of America not complaining?
We complain.
They complain.
Yo, right?
There's not what?
Say what?
They complain here too.
So you're trying to say it's them?
You trying to say that's what they do?
The patriotism here is just fucking.
But y'all don't have a lot to be proud of.
We do.
Bash to be proud of.
What do you have to be proud of?
That sounds like patriotism.
That's why patriotism is high because we go there and y'all keep shitting on us and we're like, hey, fuck you.
We messed.
How dare you?
That was hilarious.
No, it was.
You guys did a good job.
It's interesting.
But I don't know if you got to be able to hold on to the most valuable asset you got.
Like, y'all couldn't hold on to fucking Brunei.
Bro, it's a weird thing.
I'm not going to happen with y'all.
Y'all had the whole world on lock.
Yes.
Sun never sets.
Not actually never sets.
It sits at 3:30.
Independence is an appealing thing, bro.
And in this day and age, when someone's like, we kind of want to be free.
Who started that, though?
Who did start it?
I don't know.
Who do you think started the idea of freedom and democracy?
Don't answer it.
I think it was.
Because nobody even thought you could defeat the British Army.
It was someone in Europe.
Probably Brazil or some shit.
Maybe it was Brazil.
Maybe it was.
Probably.
I think it might have been Brazil.
I think so.
Yeah, it was something like that.
But listen, I have a lot of respect for Britain.
I think you guys were a formidable opponent.
You tried your best.
You sent your little navy.
But this is the thing as well.
This is the physical.
This conversation alone is also like one of those like...
It's funny just to make patriots defend Britain.
I'm going to go back to my normal mindset and be like, I actually don't care.
But you do.
I don't care.
It's the Olympics.
I don't care, bro.
What do you guys care about?
What are British people allowed to care about?
It's just football.
Yeah, we care about football.
I wonder that sometimes that, like, sometimes British culture, when you're sober, is so repressive that you have to like find these vehicles to express emotion.
And the only place you can express it is football.
So then you get hooliganism.
Then you get people going nuts and doing the whole paint in the face and everything because there's no other avenue that's acceptable.
It's an interesting take, actually.
That's actually do hear that.
That's an interesting take.
I've never heard it very fucking expressive.
Because you have it in you and you want to be expressive.
Yeah.
Right.
But you just need an excuse because maybe it's like you had a stiff upper lip.
If you're sad, hold it down.
If you're happy, you hold it down.
Valid.
That is valid.
Just feeling something emotionally and having that like just fly out of your body.
The first reaction is, should I, is this okay?
Now, you guys are minorities, so you have your cultural influence as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, for example, in the States, like the most emotional people are Latinos.
There's no restriction on any emotion.
If they feel happy about seeing their kid, they can cry.
And nobody's like, look at this fucking pussy crying.
That's beautiful.
If they feel sad about losing, they can all the emotion couldn't come out.
And I feel like British is like almost the opposite of that.
Where it's just like, keep it in.
Very valid.
Very valid as well.
Yeah.
I've gone.
I could be wrong.
Nah, to be fair, I'm trying to find holes in the argument.
I actually can't find it.
I'm sure I'm being reductive, but I wonder if there's a, yeah, I don't know.
And maybe your guys' show where you guys are so gregarious and you're having such a good time.
Showing so much emotion to me, it's not surprising that it's so popular because I think a lot of people naturally do feel that way.
And then they see some guys reacting and sharing stories kind of the way that they want to react.
And it makes them feel like it makes them feel comfortable.
And they're like, that's like the biggest feedback we get for sure.
Yeah.
So it makes them feel comfortable feeling the feelings that they actually have.
Yeah, I was thinking that could be one of the factors of your success.
It's just like you're watching that different one.
And it's like, oh, that's so fun.
And especially if you feel like we're not as allowed to be watching these guys be so emotional and talking about how you miss him all the time and just so open.
Like, it's also so freeing if you're from even for me watching it, but I'm assuming if you're from a more reserved culture, even more so.
Yeah, I think it's definitely like a case of like the stuff that we talk about on our show and the way we are on our show is how we will always be within our friendship group.
But yeah, you're right.
No one will ever see that.
That's like when we get together, we're never in public, we're not like that.
I should have caveated that is that within intimate relationships, I'm sure you can express that emotion.
Of course.
But what is the public-facing persona?
And I feel like that exists in America with like you guys, you guys have wasp culture.
What's that?
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
This is like the last remnants of like British culture, I think, in America, where there's like the elites that go to Harvard.
Old money types.
Old money types.
And they have dual personalities, right?
There's like this one, like very refined small talk.
How are you?
How's the weather been?
The kids are good.
All this kind of professional shit.
And then they have another personality, which is like degenerate gamblers that are shoving zins in their fucking mouth and just having fun.
And that segment is probably more true.
Yeah, You know, so I wonder if you guys are showcasing this side that everybody out there has, but they don't a lot of times showcase it on TV or maybe even in film.
And then very valid, that makes sense.
Very fucking valid.
But the uh, there's some other creators out there that I've also watched that have uh that that they also are very kind of um emotional.
There's a you know, Chunks in Philly.
Yeah, we love chunks in Philly too.
Yeah, and like obviously you know them, but like I feel like they're also I'm watching them and I'm like, oh wow, they're very like emotionally expressive.
They're showcasing expressive.
And to me, it's like way more relatable as an American watching it.
And I think they're really successful out there too.
They're crazy successful, bro.
But I think it's cool that you guys are sharing that.
Dude, the clip that made me a fan was the story of you cheating on your girl in college and then him storming out of the club.
And then oh, you got to hear it.
Have you not heard this story?
It's so good.
Religious Practices And Lies00:14:54
Yeah, bro.
So like it was first year.
2009.
First year of college.
He knows the year.
Yeah, 2009.
It was a Tuesday.
I'm not even capping.
It was a Tuesday.
Bro, yeah, yeah.
Tuesday night.
We were out young.
I had a girlfriend.
You had a girlfriend too.
I had a girl for another side.
And then, yeah.
We were out.
And then a girl that I used to talk to just got drunk.
She tried to get me drunk.
And she was just putting mad game on me.
And I was like, fucking hell.
And I was like 18.
I didn't know.
And then I remember seeing Fu Had across the club.
And this girl like sat on my lap.
And as she's here trying to kiss me and I'm about to cheat on my girlfriend, I see Fu Had like.
And as soon as I saw it, he turned around and like soared off.
I'm throwing this girl off and I'm chasing him as if he's my girlfriend.
And I'm like, bro, bro, bro, please, please, please.
He's like, bro, I can't, I can't even, I can't speak to you.
I can't talk to you.
I can't believe I just.
I'm like, bro, please.
It's not that deep.
I promise you, bro.
I had no choice.
I'm just strong.
I'm not thinking straight.
And he's like, bro, you just fucking cheated.
Like, you're insane.
And I was like, bro, bro, bro, please, please.
And I got so emotional.
I started crying.
And I was like, Fuhad, please, bro.
Please, bro, please, please, please.
I'm sorry.
And he's like, James, like, I don't, I don't even know who you are anymore.
I don't know who you are anymore.
I don't cry.
My eyes are like, bro, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I've known it for two months.
I know who you are anymore.
It's so good.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, that's like a nice stamp of what our relationship looked like, bro.
So you guys were fast friends.
Yeah, fast friends, bro.
From the job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You met at uni?
Yeah, yes.
And why did you arrive so much off the riff?
We were the only, us, ourselves, and one of our other friends, Rem, were the only one of like maybe five black people in our class.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and that's what we're studying.
Sports exercise science.
Yeah.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, bro.
We just love sports.
It was just a natural, don't know what I want to do.
Yeah.
You love sports and then boom.
No, yeah, but yeah.
But then why?
So I guess I just said it's funny that there's only three black kids on this team.
Yeah, this is.
Don't get me wrong.
On the sports teams.
Yeah.
You had it.
Yeah.
Okay.
You got it.
In the class.
Yeah.
So I've, you know, there's one other Indian in a room.
I'll vibe with him.
But then, and that helps, but to sustain it and to make it what put the gas on the friendship besides that foundation.
I think our personalities, we just, we meshed in our personalities.
And yeah, I think it was just more that really was that.
And it was also like, we, we, it was like so intense, like bonding wise, like we would spend all day, every day together from like day one.
Oh, really?
We're on the same course.
We, we'd like, we'd go to the gym together.
We'd eat together.
We'd live.
We, after the first year, we'd live together.
So it's just like, it was like what you'd learn about someone in the case of after like 15 years we knew within like months.
Right.
And we're experiencing all the things we're experiencing in that time of your life in university, like your first girlfriends like fucking around and having like pregnancy scares, obviously cheating, all this shit that's happening.
You're experiencing it all together.
And it's just like, I think me especially, like my life in university was a fucking joke.
Like you just in terms of like all the dumb shit that you could possibly do as a teenager, I did in the space of like two months.
And I think going through that, bro.
It was like, what?
What do you mean?
Oh, brother.
Just like, just fucking what's the dumbest thing he's done?
The dumbest thing he's done.
In uni.
I want to say it's the dumbest thing he's done, but I would say it's one of the funniest things he's done, in my opinion.
Again, I wouldn't, I'm not going to go too much into detail.
We were...
Birdshirt.
Birdshirt.
Bird shirt, yeah.
Oh, fucking hell.
Yeah, go on.
Go into the detail.
We had just left a club.
We went to the chicken shop next door to get some food.
And then the girlfriend was at home.
His girlfriend at the time was at home.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
So what?
I remember this.
There was a chicken without your girlfriend.
No, man.
Listen, listen, listen.
I got to the chicken shop next door.
There was like a campus.
She was a white in Medic.
Wasn't as offensive.
Wasn't as much of a betrayal.
So how do you, sorry.
I didn't know the chicken.
No, Go, go, go.
So that basically.
It wasn't his fault.
Yeah, the local campus whore was in the chicken shop.
She was cheeked up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her body was out of distress.
She was a local campus whore?
Yeah, renowned.
Yeah, renowned.
What type of bodies?
How many bodies were talking about?
Oh, we're talking hundreds of bodies.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't count.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
So God, she ended up being a corrections officer.
She was actually younger than English.
She's like a nurse.
Who knows?
Yeah, she looks after people.
Healing energy.
Yeah.
This is great.
Okay, so local boy.
My girlfriend's at home.
We've gone out.
I've left my girlfriend back at the house that we were living in.
We're out.
We go to get some food after.
This girl just comes up and was like, are you coming?
That's all she said.
You come in?
She just walks up to me.
Walked up to me and was like, You come in?
And I was like, fuck.
Yeah.
Ate a chicken.
I was like, yeah.
Of course, yeah, bro.
Went back to hers, clapped cheeks.
And I think I had to run home to not rouse suspicion.
Were you there for this as well?
No, I was there in the chicken shop and then I went.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Doing what?
I was there in the chicken shop.
Yeah, then I went home.
But you saw him go to cheat?
I didn't see the action of it.
But you saw him go.
I saw him leave.
I was used to this point.
Yeah, have you been desensitized?
Yeah, I was.
Okay, good.
No tears.
I think he might have been doing his own thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You learned.
I didn't recall.
It could have been a dog time.
That's good.
Bro, so yeah, I think I'm just like.
Girl, what the fuck?
I just had to action like a micro cheat and then sleep with this girl and then literally get dressed and then sprint.
It was like two miles.
Yeah.
At least.
CSS maybe came in here.
Yeah, sprint home to make it in time for when these guys were going to get home at the same time so that my girlfriend didn't know that they were home and I wasn't there.
And like, that was like, that was at my worst.
That was, that was at my colour of the cheeks.
Was it a good one?
Unbelievable.
Really?
She was really good.
Yeah, she was, she was on real.
Yeah.
But yeah, yeah.
Did your girl end up finding out?
Well, when this comes out, I'll probably.
Nah, she didn't, but she knew, she knew like I was a dog.
Really?
At that time, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And do you kind of laugh it off?
Like when, like, when they, if she knows you're a dog, is it, is it, is it something you could be like, come on, you know?
Nah, bro.
To be fair, it was like, I was like the most immature human.
So like, I didn't laugh it off.
I was like, I was kind of like toxic, to be fair.
I was just like lie and lie, lie and lie, lie.
Just like, yeah, then when I get caught, even, even when I, there was a time where she caught me, I didn't even want to be with her.
In the action?
No, I think she like went through my phone and saw some messages.
And I remember at that point, I didn't even want to be with her, but I was so scared of being the bad guy that I apologized and begged her back just so we could get back together.
And then when we got back together, I just, I didn't care about it anymore.
And I just went off and carried on doing it.
It was fucked up.
Yeah, it was real fucked up.
Do you have anything to say to this, poor girl?
I've said all I need to say.
All right.
All right, parents.
What about you?
Come see me at the O2 Arena.
You missed out.
Sorry.
You could have just let me cheat and had a lot of money.
Have you guys had girls that you've been with in the past, like reach out now that you guys have this fame?
Reach out?
Like, do they, do they DM you?
Like, oh, wasn't that so fun?
Like, I picked you up at the chicken place.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've had loads of people.
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, and no.
Yes and no.
I want to say reached out in a sense of like trying to get back together type of thing.
No, just like what a crazy thing that was.
Yeah.
But I don't like to entertain it because it's more annoying than anything.
Why?
Why?
Just because, like, why now?
Like, I get why now, but like, why now at the same time?
Yeah.
So I just say because you gave them a gift.
Like, you got famous so that one night stand is something they can feel better.
Yeah.
That's their claim to fame though.
That's true.
Yeah.
But they don't feel guilty.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Imagine you just being broke.
And now they just suck some broke-eyed stick after eating chicken.
That's valid.
Yeah.
That's a body on that they don't even know.
Yeah, they claim.
Yeah, exactly.
Now it almost gets wiped off of their list of bodies.
No, no, no.
It takes three off with it.
It's like, I get to brag about this.
100%.
You can buy tickets to one of their shows and be like, oh, I fucked half of that show.
Wait, have they ever, has anybody ever fucked the full show?
Nah.
Nah.
No, we call that Eskimo Brothers.
Okay.
Oh, okay, cool, cool.
You guys don't have Eskimos.
What do you call cold Asians?
Cold Asians?
Yeah.
Like, cold Asians.
That's what they fucking are, right?
They walked over here from China and they stayed in the fucking snow.
So they're ice.
We don't get that deep into it, to be fair, bro.
I'm not going to ask you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But y'all never shared a body, though.
We've never shared a body.
The girls that fancy us don't.
Oh, they don't cross border.
They don't cross-border anymore.
The girls are very specific in life.
I don't see the one that's that specific.
And the girls with the luck.
Got it.
Got it.
Yeah.
It helps.
It does help.
It helps.
Yeah.
You don't think there's one girl out there that like has taste for both?
Like you.
I get to have all the time.
Of course.
Run a train on me, please.
Yeah.
All the time.
Like daily, bro.
Jesus.
Yes.
Wow.
Yeah, but they're training emergency.
And you sound very nice.
I need to hear a fuckboy story.
I feel like you were raised very religious.
Am I wrong?
And then kind of.
I was.
Yeah.
And then you kind of.
What religion?
Islamic Muslim.
Yeah.
So I, yeah, full hot, I assume.
And then kind of cheating.
Yeah.
And then kind of.
Can I not dab him up?
I like the belief.
So I feel like you came into maybe university with holding on to that a little bit more.
Oh, that's why the cheating thing.
And then you found out you're handsome.
And it's like, well, someone made me handsome.
I'm dealing with this.
I think the thing is, I am.
No, I am.
I was a dog in my past.
I have been a dog.
I have been.
I've cheated.
Everyone, this, that, and the other.
But it's one of those ones where I feel like, I don't know.
I just, I just haven't been as much of a dog as other people have been.
And I feel like when it comes to like shit stories, I'm mostly fucked up when I'm in relationships, which is bad because I want best of both worlds sometimes.
God, it does.
But it's one of them ones where, again, like, I'm a coward.
I can't break up with someone.
Yeah.
I'm terrible at shit like that.
So it's probably one of those ones.
It sucks, isn't it?
It fucking sucks.
No, no, no.
I'm terrible at breaking up with people.
So it's...
Because you don't want to be the burger.
And no, I don't want to be the villain in their story.
Do you know what I mean?
And I don't want to be the villain.
I'll just cheat on.
Yeah, just be just like, just be just like the villain.
Just don't see me like that.
But I come home to a loving family, you know?
It's one of those ones, man.
But there are some exes that will tell you I'm not a good guy for sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
When did you become less, I don't want to say less religious, but like practicing?
Pretty early, to be fair.
I would say it all?
No, because not really with my current life now, no, because religion Islam was somewhat forced onto me because of my family.
Yeah.
And when I say forced, like, well, my parents are Nigerian Muslims, so they practice and they want us to practice and blah, blah, blah.
So they said we should go to Islamic schools and on the weekends and like to learn the religion, things like that.
But it wasn't interesting for me.
I did it because they asked me to do what they told me to do.
But after that, I felt like we got a lot of stuff.
You're sweating, bro.
That's what we got.
Miles, can you ask him for a little started thinking about them types cheating?
What was I?
Just talking about your relationship.
Yeah, man.
It just didn't really do much for me.
And I felt like, again, this is no take on anyone that is religious or whatever.
I just feel like the time in my life I was going for, I just doesn't really fancy religion in the slightest.
I can appreciate the fact that I am, my family are religious, but I don't practice.
And I say that if people ask me, oh, I'm naturally Muslim or I'm born Muslim, but I don't practice.
Can I ask you guys a question?
Yeah.
You've noticed like Arabic words becoming part of like a popular vernacular lexicon.
Is that Arabic influence in like British culture and maybe Canadian culture?
Or is that African influence?
Like, inshallah is just like a thing everybody says, regardless if you're Muslim or not.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Where does that come from?
When did this become popular?
Popular.
I can't speak for, I think, obviously there are massive wallahi, you hear a lot of people say, mashallah, as well.
Mashallah, yeah.
I think like you referenced like Chunks of Philly earlier.
Yeah.
Chunks is devout Muslim.
He's a devout Muslim.
So like he will use a lot of Arabic words.
There's a big, in terms of like UK YouTubers.
Yeah.
There's a huge Muslim community now on YouTube and like in social media and stuff like that.
And it is becoming so if you're influencing culture and that is part of your culture.
Culture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's vibing on those things.
Yeah, for sure, man.
Got it.
Got it.
And that's happened in your adulthood or even in your childhood.
You notice that.
Because I didn't remember hearing it when I was a kid.
When I was a kid, it did not have adult for sure.
I feel like two years ago.
My Muslim friends say it all the time.
Yeah.
But I started hearing other people like y'all would say on the text and I was like, are y'all making fun of it?
What's going on?
And then I found out it was like slang now.
Yeah.
Is that weird to like, maybe as a kid, I don't know how you grew up or what your community was, but to feel like almost like I'm different for having these beliefs or having to go to like Muslim school.
And then as an adult, I felt different.
All these white kids are saying inshaAllah.
Because I don't practice, I don't necessarily give a fuck.
Right.
But if you did, you'd be like, yo, where was this?
If I did, I may have a different connotation about it.
But I would definitely say, I agree with your point.
Like back in the day, it kind of felt like very different being Muslim because everyone around me was Christian.
Yeah.
Everyone around me was Christian.
So it felt very, and again, because it wasn't something I truly believed in.
It was something my family told me that, oh, we should do because, you know, well, my parents are Muslim, this, that, and the other.
Generational Comparisons00:04:23
And my sister practiced a lot and she still practices now.
Oh, wow.
So it's one of those ones where I was always being compared.
So for me, it was more, the more I got compared, the more I wanted to repress on it.
You got brothers in your family?
No, just a sister.
Just me and my sister.
And the parents were very like, this one is the favorite.
I wouldn't say the favorite, but more so like level-headed.
Whereas I was more of a scatterbrain.
Yeah.
So I feel immigrant parents love to compare.
If it's not.
100%.
Look at that other man.
This kid is at this program.
You know what I mean?
Why aren't you like him?
You get a lot of that.
It's soul destroying sometimes.
Especially as a big dad asked.
Like, tell me what the craziest shit that they said was.
It's not even.
The thing is, it's not crazy.
It's when you like deep back at it and you think, why would you even say that to your child?
And when you actually think about it, as an adult, it's like, I don't care now, but like, so I could fail a test, for example, like a maths test.
And I enjoyed maths back in the day.
I could fail a maths test.
And my dad will be like, did the person that got first have two heads?
It's like, why the fuck are you telling me this more?
Like, try and help me, bro.
Like, I just, I just hated.
I think every African just hated being compared.
It's just natural.
It's natural for our parents' generation to compare their kids to other people.
Yeah.
It's natural.
A lot of similarities.
It's natural, bro.
It's jarring.
Jarring is annoying.
Okay.
Yeah, that's fucked.
I would get, they're doing this.
And what are you doing?
Yeah.
And they wouldn't just say they're doing this.
This guy's in this class and this class is getting all this.
And what are you doing?
Yeah, I'd get up more than my sister.
Because my sister, again, like I said, straight, narrow-headed, blah, blah, blah.
And I was a bit more wayward.
I love sports.
I didn't really focus on education, this, that, the other.
And yeah, the comparison used to fuck with me.
That's crazy.
My mom would coddle the shit out of me.
She's like, ah, maybe you just had a bad day or something.
We'll get to the next one.
I started laughing.
Mother.
That's why Tina's with sons.
It's also why there's no electrical grid in Puerto Rico.
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Now let's get back to the show.
I got a bone to pick with Fahat.
Okay.
It's Free Hat.
Foo Hat, yeah.
Yeah, but we're in America.
Wow.
Foo hats.
Foo hat.
Sorry, Foo Had.
You had mentioned something on a recent episode, y'all did.
That when you're taking a shit, oh, this is wild.
Where do you rest your wife?
I still rest my dick on this on the seat.
That's way far back as I can.
You're a fucking liar.
I don't believe you.
You're a liar.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
You're a liar.
And that's literally not my problem.
Yeah.
Because I'm not trying to convince them.
I was when I saw the comments on that.
How much of your dick is on the because they got shitty toilets over there that are too shallow?
And so if you let it hang, it's touching the water.
Now, Al.
We got the deep one.
No, Your water comes like all the way up here, bro.
Jealous?
Jealous?
Because y'all got no water.
You got to pay for it.
How much you got to pay to take a shit?
You're not so jealous in my life.
I promise you, you don't sit in the back of the toilet unless you'll call them out.
I promise you.
You don't.
And then what do you got when you got a pee?
You tuck it back in.
Why don't you just leave it there after peeing?
Because I just, it just feels like.
Do you have high set balls?
What do you mean?
Like, are your balls high set to the point where it like pushes your dick out?
Maybe.
Yeah.
I have high set balls.
I have high set balls.
They're thick, so I don't know what to say.
You know what?
That's a detail I didn't ask.
But now I'm thinking about it.
Oh, is that for real?
Wait, what do you mean your balls are thick?
Do you mean that like the actual outer coating of them are thick?
Like, what is a thick ball?
I know what it is.
It's there, bro.
We talk about the sack.
Are we talking about the actual skin is thick?
No, bro.
Is it like one of those like?
You brought it up.
He didn't bring it up.
You brought it up.
He brought up an old podcast clip of you bringing it up.
I do have a no, I'm being serious.
Okay.
Well, his question.
Yeah.
Are your balls so high that it pushes your dick forward?
Like, does your dick hang down or does your dick go out out and down?
So it's out and then down.
So it has to clear the testicles and then it goes down.
Yeah, this is interesting.
That makes a lot more sense.
You're a high-set balls guy.
Yeah, that makes more sense as to why you do it.
Even a public toilet, though, you would do it on a public toilet?
I don't shit in public toilets.
Ever?
Ever.
I can't remember the last time I have.
What did I do?
I ordered my Chick-fil-A.
And you have a milkshake and then it comes.
I've had a milkshake once.
I don't think I'm going to have it again.
That fucked me up, bro.
That fucked me up.
Wait, why did the comments bother you on that clip so much?
What were the comments saying?
Because he knows what he's doing, man.
I just force it all the way back.
This is what I did.
I lifted my fat dick.
I was like, this guy's a fucking liar, bro.
No way that's on soft.
I said, shit with a bonus.
You sit hard at him.
I'm just shit.
I thought you slugged him off and sitting on the first wake up.
You feel that stretch.
Once you feel that ass stretch, you get breakfast toilet.
And it's just sprinkling up there.
Like, fuck you.
I know what bothers everybody about when you say is I sit as far back as I possibly can.
Yeah, that's what I say.
You lounge on the back.
You put your arm on the back.
I'll rest the far back as I can, bro.
I don't believe you, bro.
So you sit all the way up against the tank and then your dick just hangs all the way off.
It's on the tigma.
How many centimeters is your joint?
What?
Wait, y'all been friends for mad long.
You never seen each other in the sixth day.
No, Man, come on, bro.
Have you seen it?
Have you seen each other's bitches?
Sports school shit.
You work together.
You cry together.
No, that's also.
You said you would suck it twice to get venom out of him and he got fighting.
But if it's not, if you're chatting the way you're chatting, that's going to be like four strong sucks.
If it's the dick you're perceiving, everyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's going to take a break off that.
What is the hypothetical?
If he got bit in the dick by a snake and the only way to save his life was to suck his dick, would you do it?
And then James goes, I suck it twice just to make sure.
Yeah, bro, 100%.
One per fang.
One suck per fang.
Make sure all the juice is out.
Hold on, guys.
That's friendship.
And we didn't ask if this was okay with you.
Are you okay with him doing that?
It's going to save his life, though.
We had this conversation.
I said I wouldn't do it.
You wouldn't do it.
But if he would let me do it at your length, I couldn't let him do it.
I wouldn't have a choice.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
You wouldn't let it do it.
He'd let me.
He'd let him.
I wouldn't let him.
If you're letting me, bro.
You're not stopping me.
But I could stop him and die.
Exactly.
So you're letting me.
Yeah, we didn't think you were doing it for pleasure.
You just wanted to continue living.
I would let him do it.
Beautiful life and career ahead of you.
I'll let him do it.
That's crazy.
He's not giving him consent to save his life.
So that afterwards, he'd be like, yo, he just did that shit.
That's such a safe.
Yo, the fact that you hold it on to this just in case you get bit by a snake when he's around is amazing.
That is what I said.
You'll gently put your hand on your head.
Save me.
All right, bro.
Clearly, you care about this a lot.
Yeah, I know exactly how it will go.
No way.
Yeah, would you for him?
Nah.
You let him die?
Well, he's supposed to know how to charm snakes or whatever.
Why is a snake biting him?
You know what I mean?
You should have stopped that in the act.
Fair.
Fair.
I suck his dick to save his life.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
No questions asked, dog.
No questions.
Now you're going to make me feel like an asshole.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it yet.
There's a whole thing.
And also, not if it's soft.
I know you wouldn't.
I'm going to.
He wouldn't suck his own dick.
He's just dying.
You would just die, Al?
You wouldn't suck his.
This man got a baby, dog.
Yeah, I got a shit.
That's my child, bro.
What kind of man are you?
Your wife got it.
She hold it down.
My wife's not around.
She's looking after the baby.
Me and you are in the forest.
You know what I mean?
She get hold of Daft sickle pair.
My daughter needs me, bro.
My daughter needs me.
What's the wife was on FaceTime?
She was like, Are you saving his life?
Just like that.
Son, two months of you meeting, you're crying over this guy.
So deep into the podcast, me and Andrew were friends for two months on the snake bed.
I'm sure I would suck the venom out, bro.
I think you just like said that.
Hey, you're a good man.
No, that's a good one.
You wouldn't let this girl grow up with no father.
You are a piece of shit, dude.
You're a fucking monster.
I don't think I'm going to do it with anybody.
Could have saved her dad's life.
That motherfucker got bit by a snake.
I don't think I'm going to do it with enough effort to actually get the venom out.
No, it's like, I'm going to be like, that's even worse.
That's what I'm saying.
I just want you to remember this when you're considering godfathers.
This guy is out.
I would be a good godfather.
Yeah.
It was never a consideration.
He's not responsible.
I wouldn't make me miles.
Matt Brady stopped being a father a couple times.
Yeah, I can't.
You wouldn't suck Andrew's dick to save his life.
Yo, Make it about Miles.
That should feel more.
No, it's not Miles.
Miles, would you suck Andrew's dick to save his life?
He'd be like, saving lives.
I'd do it just regardless.
No, that's it.
I don't know if I could do that.
I would at least try to push it out.
You've been trying to.
Yeah, I would push it out.
I would push it a day.
Why ain't you doing this?
Why not push it out?
Hey, fuck that.
I would have good form, dog.
Oh, come on, dude.
I hear it, bro.
Why is the snake fighting you?
Are you spitting on it too?
Like, are you going to try to make it feel good?
You're crazy.
That's not crazy.
That is crazy.
Am I an anecdote or am I an anecdote?
I'm two turns.
But you have to cauterize it, though.
Yeah, you have to cauterize it.
And then to suck the floor.
Slow the floor.
And then get to lunch.
Tie up that tourniquet.
I'm saving lives out there.
Oh, my God.
Yo, we need more of these hypotheticals.
What are the other good ones y'all had?
Mark had a few.
Would you do?
Yeah, you said you'd do a stint for me, right?
The other day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long?
Short stint.
Between one and two years.
So you sucking regardless.
So yeah, you wouldn't suck dick to save his life, but you get fucked in the ass to save his life.
The thing is, I wouldn't get, I'd get, you know, like, I wouldn't.
You'd be the one fucking.
Nah, because you probably, I'd probably get forced more than anything.
What does that mean?
You know what that means.
You think a guy would violate you in prison?
I don't think, I don't necessarily think I would want it to happen, but I think it's prison.
But that's my point.
You wouldn't suck his dick to save his life, but you would get fucked in your ass to save his life.
But yeah, he's happy.
It's more conceptual.
That's the fact that I don't I'd go to jail for him, yeah.
Facts.
Really?
Yeah.
Someone is.
What do you think his dick in the shower?
Son.
They don't want to get fucked by that bro.
That lips, those lips as well.
That's going to be that skin.
Yeah, it's long.
Why'd you bring up his lips?
Just saying, aren't we?
I thought we were talking teeth.
This is crazy.
I thought we were complimenting.
I thought it's just the boys people.
What is it about his lips, though?
I don't know.
Yo, when they were cheating.
Yeah, teeth are sensational.
Yeah, good teeth.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you.
When he was getting emotional when he saw you, you almost cheat for the first time and his lips were just kind of shaking a little bit.
What was that like for you?
That's tall, man, bro.
The self-restraint was mental.
Self-restraint.
I don't know.
Yo, do you guys have a lot of gay fans?
I think so.
I think so.
But like, are there guys who are also hitting on you guys?
I wouldn't say actively hitting, but in like sliding in DMs and stuff.
Not like crazy, though.
Really?
Yeah.
One thing I will say that I've noticed, it even happened yesterday, is that straight guys will happily call us daddy now.
Facts.
That's facts.
That's facts.
And why is that?
Just because we call each other daddy and shit like that.
Oh, it's part of the thing where he said he was doing some fitness competitions.
Like, if I lose, I won't call myself daddy for six months.
And then he goes, no, no, no, three.
Let's go.
Yeah.
100.
100.
Oh, I thought that was something you guys just did on the pod.
That's UK culture.
Everybody's got a lot of people.
But it's such a popular guys will say this.
Oh, okay.
What are some other things that you guys have influenced culture by?
Like, are the things that have popped off on the pod that you've seen become quite I think so.
Like, say facts a lot.
Facts.
And let's like, yeah, little things that we say.
You know, when you say that, I pick up on that that always sounded great.
Raw.
Raw, raw.
When you're like, when he's riled up and he wants to like, he'd be like, raw.
And I don't know what the fuck that means.
It's just like, yeah, it's like an explanation for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's like sun.
So yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And one thing I will say, there was one time, right?
And this is interesting.
People take it any how they want.
Just in terms of like if like this kind of conversation that we've just had is funny to do here, but like publicly, especially in the UK, like you can't have that kind of conversation.
Because it's so out of context.
Yeah, it's crazy.
You can't have that kind of sex.
Especially with teenagers and shit like that.
So like it's inappropriate or if you take a black teenage group of friends talking about sucking it to save lives, it's not even entertaining.
It's not entertaining.
Gay jokes haven't approached black culture in the UK yet.
It's not that they haven't been approached.
It's just they didn't make it through the door.
It was like that with American blacks until I would say like two years ago.
Okay.
And now American blacks have like taken over the gay joke discourse.
Well, we said, taken over.
Stop it.
You guys got a strong hold on it.
Nah, but like y'all are really bringing it.
Y'all did appropriate that, honestly.
Shut the fuck up.
This is progress.
I like this.
There's some progress, but you still got a stronghold on the gay.
You've just been doing it for so long that we've built it.
We're comfortable with it.
Yeah, we're comfortable.
But now that black people are like, oh, it's funny to pretend to be gay in America.
And in America, black people dominate culture.
So now that they're doing it and they're going like next, it's like a really cool.
The barbershop ones are phenomenal.
Have you guys seen that one?
Where the guy's cutting hair and he just a vulnerable.
Some fucker did that to me.
No!
That would have been.
It's comedy.
I was thinking.
It's coming.
Happened when Broski came to come my head the other day and he was like trimming under here and he goes, lift your head up, and I lift my head up.
He's like a little bit more.
And then he, he put his fingers under here, made I opened my eyes, like that.
He was looking at me.
I was like fucking prick, the one where he was lining them up with the dildo.
I mean.
So you're saying that within, like younger teens, there's more.
It's more like pause culture still popping like um, recently it wasn't that, it was probably like six months ago um, we made a clip where I asked him, oh, what would he get me for Christmas if I was yeah, if I was your girl?
What would you do for me?
For Mike, that'd be like my best Christmas present.
And he told me and I made a joke, I was like oh, you want me to suck the skin off your dick.
And then the teacher he's circ though, you know yeah, so that should be taught.
Oh man cultural, a teacher, she teach like uh, year night, so like ninth grade.
She came up to me she was like oh, the weirdest happened is that she was in class and one guy one, one of the kids.
Uh, one of the black kids asked another kid was like, oh bro, if you give me a pencil, i'll suck the skin off your dick.
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And then everyone in the class was laughing and like she was like, wow, that's because of that clip that you said, where it's like no one, like there will never be another time where someone can make that kind of sus joke and not get smacked.
Yeah, yeah.
And now it's like more like it's just funny to do it.
And she was like i've never seen anything, like were you always cool with those jokes?
Or like now, to be fair, it was white hand.
It was more about it was actually starting the show.
That made me more comfortable.
Yeah, talking about whatever and like being a bit more vulnerable uh, and a bit more like pushing it a little bit.
Yeah, in terms of just like it started off, like talking about, like our insecurities and like not that tall or this or that and that.
And then you realize that oh, it's just, it's all jokes.
Yeah, everyone finds it funny.
It's also what everybody feels exactly, it's exactly.
Everybody is feeling everyone.
Yeah, and you just get like more reinforcement of just like everyone feels the same, everyone feels the same.
So then you push it a little bit more and then you've yeah, and then you can make like a ridiculous joke and then, all of a sudden, everyone's making the same joke and you're like, oh rah, like this, that's, that's.
Now.
The stakes have been reduced.
Yeah, you don't feel like it's taboo because everybody's in on the joke.
Yeah, you remember a clip or episode or moment where you're like oh, this is, this is culture.
Yeah, what was the first moment where you're like, oh, culture like this impacted, it went viral.
Wow, we got something.
And even just like, oh, this is the fun part of the pod, this is the fun of the pod, this is what it is.
I would like to know both.
Oh man, it definitely would have been a time of a role playing or something, but I can't necessarily feel.
I know, when I said role play, your mind went because we're a dirty motherfucker.
Get back in the room.
Yeah, get back in the room, okay.
Okay, i'm a snake and you're in a baby, Actually, to be fair, it's probably um, do you miss me that clear?
Yes, that was that clear that way.
That was stupid.
And even till now, like that's like over a year ago, that was probably like two years ago, maybe, yeah.
And then, like, even till now, every comment on every like the top comment on any clip they ever do was like, Do you miss me when you're when I'm not around?
And like, that one is like till now because it was talking about other friend Toby.
Like, people come up in the street.
It was me talking about being jealous that he spends time with Toby when he spends time with me.
So, even now, like, strangers will come up to me, like, oh, where's Toby?
I was like, Bro, that's two fucking years ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, what the fuck?
And that was that was definitely for me.
That was the one where I was like, damn, you know, it's funny when I think about your guys' show and like the numbers you guys are doing.
It's not, it's obviously not only in the UK, yeah.
But if you think about it within the amount of people in the UK, it's a pretty large percentage of the people.
Like, if you do an episode and it's getting hundreds of thousands of views, millions of views, whatever it is, and there's what 19 million people in the UK, how many people 64 million in the UK, but just sorry, just in England, how many?
Oh, in England, oh, fuck no, but yeah, probably something like that, but still, that's like a good percentage.
So, the chances of you walking down the street and somebody saw an episode, especially within like a younger demographic, are pretty high.
Oh, yeah, bro, of course.
So, these things that you say, the chances are they are understand, they are known, they are impacting culture.
Yeah, whereas, like, if you're doing the same numbers in China, it can be a huge pod, but a million out of two billion, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, it's not going to be the same kind of recognition.
I hear that, so you guys might be like objectively much bigger within the UK because of the amount of people there that are watching it.
Yeah, I get you, right?
Do you feel that way?
Yeah, 100%.
Like, we're definitely like it's it's with the reason it's funny you say that the reason when we started the boss, we started the show like five years ago, and the reason one of the reasons I wanted to start it was because at that time, podcasting from the way I perceived it was like very niche that you could be very well-known and famous within a very small and you can live off that.
And you can walk down the street and no one bothers you, and only people who know who you are know who you are.
Yeah, and you're like, You're living the best of like both worlds.
That's the ideal, yeah.
And now, our life is not that transition, yeah, like going out on the street.
We can't go to restaurants, we don't go out, don't really go shopping.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you can't do nothing, but there are advantages.
Like, if you want to go to a restaurant, all of a sudden, you get the Resi and it's super helpful.
Like, even like coming here, like the TSA agents and stuff like that, they're recognized.
So, that makes like America's our biggest audience, yeah, by numbers, because we have so many, yeah, but y'all are selling out, they're doing town hall here with, yeah.
So, tell explain, yeah, explain to me what the live show is because you guys aren't stand-ups as far as I'm concerned.
So, what do you do in the live show?
I'm always curious about who is who has the best live podcast.
We try and make it more interactive, yeah.
We try, I think that's smart, yeah, for sure.
So, give me an example of what it would look like, the live show, okay, cool.
So, if we took this, feels like I'm trying to like set you guys up to picture tour.
I'm no, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what we did for the O2 show because, but, but yeah, explain what the live show is and how you make the podcast live the most engaging.
So, I think for us, it's easier because our show is very like segment-based, so we can have the opportunity to mix and match, so we can do something that's like very, very out there and very, very like not close to what we do in the studio at all.
And then we can be like, Okay, cool, guys, something you know, let's sit down.
And then, like, it was so crazy in the O2 because that we did.
We have like a segment called Confessions, and then when we sat down at O2, I was like, Cool, time for confessions, sit down, and you could hear a pin drop and everyone was silent because they're locked in and they're locked in because they're like, Okay, cool.
This is like the podcast.
This is what I'm used to.
This is you guys gonna confess, or do you bring people up to the business?
So, we read like register or things like that.
Yeah, yeah, just confessions that have been submitted to us and all that kind of shit.
And then one of the segments that we did there was like story time.
So I told like a 20-minute story.
But to make it more applicable for them, we had it animated.
So we had it on like the big screen.
So we had the whole story animated.
Oh, that's sick.
So as I told the story, it was like the animation was going on like that.
And again, like completely like engaging.
Engaged.
Couldn't hear it.
Nerves initially, you guys, public speaking.
Is that something you're comfortable with?
You're performing in front of me.
Now I'm very much more comfortable before.
What happens?
What's going through your head?
Are you overthinking, anxious, but it helps because there's two of us on stage.
Right.
And a lot of the time, especially in the studio, I'm just talking to James or like nowadays talking to Rem and Ellis as well.
But I don't do it to speak to the camera or to speak to the audience.
I do it to speak to James, to make James laugh.
So I translate that onto the stage as well.
Are you still speaking to James or are you speaking to the audience and James when you're doing the live performance?
I am.
It's weird.
I'm doing both, but I'm still more so speaking to James, you know?
So, but you're like aware that they're aware that they're there, but my nerves are gone because I know I'm just speaking to you.
You're speaking to James at that exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
And I think it translates really, really well because, like, in terms of like the comedy aspect of it, I will only ever say something that I think will make him laugh.
And because lucky for us, like, we don't have to do stuff where we're doing shows for audiences that don't get it.
Right.
We only ever do shows.
So you do a lot of inside jokes.
Yeah, so if I can say something to him that I know will make him laugh.
And because I know it will make him laugh, it will make everyone laugh.
Right.
Because they all get it.
And they're just like, a lot of times they might not even find it funny, but they're laughing on behalf of Future because they get him so much and vice versa as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it works really well.
So it becomes this like big friend hangout.
100%.
And now they're living live what they've experienced every single day while they're working or at home.
And they want to interject in these conversations.
You hear this, I'm sure a lot of people who listen to podcasts, it's like they're hanging with their friends.
They just can't comment.
And now they're in the fucking room.
Yeah, exactly.
And do you give them opportunities to engage?
Are you doing on this tour?
We will.
So then we've got like a couple segments where people will come on and stuff like that.
And I mean, they got to have questions to ask you guys for like years.
Yeah, 100%.
So we get that as well.
So you've got like different opportunities, obviously, like meet and greets and shit like that.
We can do it.
But on stage and stuff like that, it gives them you guys reacting live to these things that people are saying.
It's a lot.
To me, that's fun.
Because if you're reacting to the things that people are saying on Reddit, that's always fun.
People do it.
And now you have the opportunity to do it live.
Yeah, And they're there.
That person who did this embarrassing thing, you get to see their face when you guys react to it or when you guys relate to it.
Like to me, that's the magic.
Oh, it's funny.
That would be a lot of fun, bro.
It's good shit.
The times that we have done it, it's done like really good.
And then also just imagine what it's like for that fan who's watched people submit questions all the time.
And now they're on stage.
They're freaking out.
They're still fucking terrified.
They just want to meet you guys.
Yeah, that's a fun moment.
Yeah.
The balancing act is really difficult, though, because we want, because the moment is super big for them.
So, like you said, they're there and they're terrified.
And all that shit has happened.
Like, we've made mistakes before where, like, I've given someone the mic and like, go for it.
And they're just like, yeah, they'll run with it or they fumble.
Yeah.
You can't give them the responsibility to entertain.
Exactly.
You guys are still the entertainers, but they can be the stimulus to entertain off of.
Exactly.
Like, we've had moments on there before where, like, all it takes is like just one comment from them that lands so perfectly.
And it just like shuts down the entire building.
And it's just like, it's like the best, the best fucking feeling in the world where you don't rely on them whatsoever.
So it gives them the opportunity to relax.
And then when they want to say their piece, they know what they want to say and they get it.
And they're like, they're inside it.
And they actually feel like I'm on here with these guys.
I know these are my friends.
Yeah.
And I'm like shooting the shit with my friends.
And then when they feel comfortable and they'll drop that one line and no one's expecting it and everyone's like, boom, fucking whole place just shuts down.
It's so sick.
It's a good feeling.
It's a great feeling.
What was the coolest venue you guys have done?
Go to the bottom.
That's how different.
How many people you have?
15.
15,000?
Wow.
Yeah.
That was insane.
That was sick.
That was insane.
That was sick.
I mean, that's.
Did you walk out on the stage before anybody was there?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we did the pre-that's a pretty awesome thing.
Yeah, that was crazy.
When we walked in like months before, when there was nothing there, just the seats, we realized how big this fucking thing is.
I think that's, yeah, something that like we always try to do on tour is like either go into the shittiest seat and look down because that puts a lot of perspective, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're looking at that, you're like, whoa, somebody is so excited to sit right here.
I need to be so grateful that I even get to be on the fucking stage.
Yeah, literally.
And then it puts in perspective.
You're like, holy shit, I used to fucking work this shitty job or we were making funny jokes at a fucking chicken shop.
And now we're crazy.
Like this show.
Started off in his sofa.
Like, true?
Yeah.
Five years ago.
Yeah, no studio, no nothing.
Like one DSLR camera that you have to redo every 20 minutes because you had to go limit.
Yeah, yeah, it's got the video limit.
So we'd have to stop and start every 20 minutes.
Okay, are your parents finally more proud of you than your sister?
My dad is one of like a biggest epic of the show.
He loves the show.
Yeah.
He loves the show.
He was nearly in tears watching the live show.
Really?
And are they starting to get lovely?
Do people know your parents as characters?
I wouldn't say they know that like the people that have seen my father before.
Yeah.
Like my close friends, things like that, they like, you know, strangers.
No, Because he's, no one knows his face.
I don't put his face out there.
Yeah, no.
You know what's crazy?
There's Nigerian parents that are looking at their kids like, you know, Fuhad's selling out the fucking.
Yeah, that's fucking insane.
But 10 years ago.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
If it's not economics, maps, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, fucking him.
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Have you ever told a story on the pod that your dad was like, yo, don't say that?
Like, have you ever said something like so crazy that like one of your families like brought it up to you?
Like, yo, that was great.
You remember you said you said about which one?
You said your dad hit you up one time and was like, you said he was like, oh, you shouldn't say that because X, Y, Z.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
So, oh, God, we're in America as well.
Fuck.
So there was a time we were talking about something to do with Atlanta.
I can't remember.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I can't remember what the context was, but I call them bottom boys.
Yeah.
Long story short.
But for the life of me, I can't remember what the context was.
I think we had just discovered the term bottom boy.
Yeah.
And we were laughing about it for ages.
I got in there somewhere.
Bottom boy was a little bit more.
Bottom boy.
Bottom boy.
Top boys.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't get that.
I don't know.
I heard top boy from the show.
I can't remember what the context was.
My dad, I was speaking to my dad probably like a few weeks later, and he was like, I was going through all the comments.
They said they want to stab you.
They want to kill you.
You see what I'm saying?
I was like, don't read the comments, man.
Just breathe, bro.
It's fine.
He was so like, he was signed.
I was like, bro, it's fine.
It's fine.
Atlanta were pissed about that comment, but that was fucking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nigerians are scared of gay guys, though.
That makes sense.
Like, they were like, yo, they're going to suck you or something.
You've got to be worried.
But so I've heard, Nigerians are also.
I've not been to Nigerian in years, but I've also heard in Nigeria, there's a massive gay community, but it's like, it's more hidden than anything else.
Makes sense.
So, yeah.
Damn.
But it's huge.
It's Boston boys and large.
Would you say it's the gayest country in Africa?
I can't comment on that.
I'm just saying if we had to rank them.
Oh, my God.
You know what I'm saying?
What would be the gayest country?
He was just really trying to help you out.
And then when he said that, he was like, that was good.
What is the gayest country in Africa?
We should look into that.
South Africa?
I don't know.
Could be America, right?
In Africa.
Oh, I'm South America, though, right?
Yeah, if you say South Africa, that's safe.
Why?
Because you can say that.
Because it's all whites, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just put everything on the white side.
Oh, it is actually South Africa according to Google.
They have the largest percentage of gays.
Yeah.
It doesn't make sense.
The Dutch are kind of gay.
I feel like they invented it.
They were the most progressive culture in Europe at the time.
Still now.
Even now.
What I'm saying is, even back then, they're like, oh, we shouldn't have any laws and all the drugs are legal and we need to accept everybody, etc.
So if you just take that and extrapolate it to wherever they've landed, it's probably going to be pretty fucking gay.
Fair.
Y'all ever did the red light district in Amsterdam?
Yeah.
Have you like paid?
Nah, never paid.
Sounds terrifying, bro.
Talk to me.
I just heard horror stories.
It's such bullshit.
Nah, bro.
Like, I mean, Deadly serious.
Like, you hooked up with the college whore.
She wanted me to do it.
She liked him.
She desires it.
Yeah, exactly.
She wants money.
She wants money.
That's how I feel in strip clubs.
I'm like, man, you'll do this to anybody.
I feel it.
Yeah, 100%, bro.
But there's a little part of you that, like, there's a little challenge.
Like, what if I could win her over?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's one of our boys.
He likes to trust.
No, he likes to save them.
Like, sit them down.
Like, you don't need to do this.
I'll be honest, bro.
I'll be doing that shit.
Your back, I do that a little bit.
You're gonna ask what's the Prince Charming syndrome or something?
What do you think that is?
I don't know.
Maybe I feel uncomfortable with the nature of the relationship, like the transactional.
So, I have to make it like this real thing, but it's not real.
I'm being just as phony, but instead of payment of dollars, it's emotional payment, right?
But it's still phony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and the dollar is so much easier.
I should just do these things.
Would you feel better if you had that?
So, if they went to a strip club, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, I like where your brain is going, by the way.
And then you did you did the Prince Charming thing, but okay, Prince Charming is trying to connect with them.
You don't need to do this.
Then she asks you for a dance, would you feel way better to go for the dance, even if you have to pay for it?
She's a pain for it, in my opinion.
You still have to pay for it.
But she's making me believe if I didn't have to take this, I wouldn't take it.
If she just gave me the dance out of the kindness of her heart, I would feel like I was shoplifting.
Got him!
Gotcha!
That's fire!
She came there to rinse you, you rinsed her.
Shoplifting is crazy.
That game, that might be a highest level of game.
You get the free dance, free heart dance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I had that kind of game.
That's a game, but that is.
I mean, there are some, they gotta get horny too.
Of course, they're human beings, bro.
That's setting, though.
Okay, but it doesn't work.
Are they desensitized to sex or are they desensitized to just the lap dancing type of shit?
Probably both.
Probably.
I would say the lap dance more than sex.
More than, but in my opinion.
Here's why I agree with you.
Because, like, there are people that they're like, my parents had a dance studio.
And like, dancing, maybe to us, they would teach dance lessons growing up.
Dancing to us might be a more intimate thing.
Like, I've also someone dancing with my girl.
I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?
But to my parents, like, partner dancing was just their life.
And it was just, there was nothing sexual about it.
So I wonder if they do that.
I know it sounds crazy, but with the lap dances.
I reckon they have no sexual connection with lap dances whatsoever.
Yeah.
Like whatsoever.
It's just what if they feel it?
What if they feel his shit?
Oh, his shit?
If they feel his shit, they got it.
That sounds like an actual fear.
Yeah, that's a threat.
That's a baton.
There's a couple in here.
We've got it undercover.
Oh, fuck.
And that's crazy.
They've been wearing them Nike tech suits.
Like, you can't even wear a tech suit.
That's genius, bro.
When you come into the strip club with the bike shorts, can you guys do that legally?
Legally.
Legally.
Like, do they have a tire you have to wear it to?
Dress code.
I don't know, but I don't think I've ever gone to a strip club in shorts.
No, they do.
I think they do.
They treat it like a club.
Yeah, true.
How do you tip them?
Just because your denominations are strip clubs in the well, I would say London are very different to obviously America.
Whereas in America, you can either, obviously, if you go to the poll, you can either give them money or you go for a private house and give them money.
Whereas in the UK, there's like a stage where they all dance and the lady comes around with a fucking pot and you have to like put money in.
Wow.
So what's up?
You don't like the dance.
It doesn't matter.
This is socialism.
Oh, wow.
This is the problem with socialism.
It's not merit-based.
That's a girl.
The go-go, it's not working for it in a way that you like.
Yeah, but you still have to give her the same amount of money as the girl you really like.
Yeah, bro.
It sucks.
And you tip down on the girl you really like because you got to save money for the girl who sucks.
Yeah.
That's unfortunate.
Strip clubs and take them off for a lap dance and that's like the main thing.
But when you walk in, that's the general consensus.
There's a poll.
So nobody's making it rain.
It's not an actual because you don't have to do it.
It rains all the time, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Our denomination is five pounds.
You don't have a dog.
That's all we have is a five.
Yeah, that's a great dance.
Like if you're giving a fiver to somebody.
Yeah, it's consistent.
That level of pressure is compared to her.
Okay, do you guys have girls that like, um, because you guys are kind of out there a little bit, you're telling like sex stories and that kind of stuff sometimes, I imagine.
Do you have girls that will like they kind of fetishize that and they're like, I want to be in one of their stories?
I want them to talk about me in the pot on the pod.
God, I don't know.
Do you know what I'm referencing?
Yeah, I don't know about anyone who's ever said, thought I want to be in the story, but we definitely will make references.
Like recently, we made a reference, like, it's sexy if a girl asks you, if a girl was to ask you what color should I do my nails, that's sexy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Till now, I get DMs every day.
What colour should I do with my nails?
What colour should I do my nails?
So, shit like that that we'll reference, like, all right, it's hot if a girl does this, it's hard for girls like that.
Then, DMs because that's an honest answer.
We're not even trying to show anything.
This is genuine.
And because you're being genuine about it, those girls are using that as like a cheeky excuse to interact.
100%.
100%.
But there must be pressure to perform now.
Like, if you hook up with a girl, it's like, you know, they know.
Oh, yeah.
But you talked up your dick.
Like, I'm not talking to him.
I've just said what the truth is.
They want to be the toilet, man.
Yeah, I'll be intrigued now if a girl saw your dick and she was like, nah, bro.
That's not toilet shit.
You're the toilet now.
Gotta fucking try and prove it, bro.
I don't believe it.
For real.
You're not saying it all the way back, bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're a fucking liar.
Wait a minute.
That's true.
There's a lot of pressure.
You could undersell and over deliver.
Yeah, dude.
He's like, nah.
I just speak facts, man.
You just speak facts.
That was a recent clip, though.
We'll see what happens.
That was pretty recent, yeah.
Are there any girls in the comments that are like, yo, I seen it?
I don't read comments, so I don't know.
That's a lie.
That would be tough.
That would be tough.
He will read that comment, though.
I'll write it.
All right, bro.
Fucking liar.
So a friend of mine lived in, he might be me here right now.
He lived in England.
He was working at an advertising agency that had an office over there as well.
You know, sometimes you guys can work here.
We work there.
These global companies, whatever.
And he said an interesting thing about British women.
He said, when you're out partying with them, they're down and they're ready to go that night.
But sometimes after that night, the follow-through might be they're a little bit more prudish.
100%.
Is that if you don't close that night, it's harder?
Is that what you're saying?
And can you guys explain that phenomenon?
Isn't that, I feel like that's a generic thing.
Or is it not?
American girls are talking about girls.
If you manage to hit or no, if you don't manage to hit the first night, it's harder to hit going forward.
It might not even be a connection after that.
Yeah, 100%.
That's just and explain that phenomenon.
That's more to do with like big goggle stuff.
So like girls, like, and also the culture is also like, I'm outside, I'm outside.
Like, see your girls, see your girls.
I'm outside.
So if like they want to envelop in that moment, it's like, wow, fuck.
I'm eating this guy.
This is crazy.
Partying everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm ready to throw a sneak in the toilet.
I don't care.
Like, whatever.
But the next day, I'm refined.
Like, I have a job.
And I shouldn't be behaving this way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not yet.
Potential one like Sand, you're not texting her the next day, like what's going on.
She'd be like, what the fuck, bro?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, you missed your chance.
You have to start from.
So if you do like a girl, would you say it's better to prolong it?
Or would you say it's better to hit first night and then continue?
Hit first night, in my opinion.
Hit first.
Hit first night.
Yeah, hit first night.
That's not.
Here it would be the opposite.
It's almost like a sign that you really like the girl.
If you're like, nah, let's chill out on this.
I want to hang out with people.
And they would see that as a compliment.
They go, oh, he really likes it.
UK agreed, they'd still see it as a compliment, but also it's like there's there's a there's a slight undertone of like, bro, I just offered you sex and you're saying no, now it's a rejection, yeah, yeah, yeah, like you're doing something that is like maybe uh culturally frowned upon and I and I went there with you and you rejected it now.
I'm embarrassed, yeah, exactly, yeah, 100%.
So it's like it almost in a weird way, like breeds this one-night stand culture, yeah.
And also, they feel that compliment that you're saying in terms of like, oh, he must really like me because he's offering to slow things down and take me out.
They would feel that is if they gave you the one-night stand and then you message them the next day to see them again, then they're like, Wow, he really likes you.
So, sex the first night is in no way like indicative of the girl being easy.
It is, it's a great she's already taken that leap.
Yeah, like I'm saying, like, not all girls in the UK are ready for one-night stands.
That's not the case at all.
But if we are talking about a girl that is willing to do that, then you got to go.
Then, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to go.
And then, again, if you see her again and see her again, then again, she's like, Wow, he likes me more than I thought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
Interesting.
And would you guys, if you were really into a girl that first night, would you guys go for it?
100%.
Got it.
And personally, yeah, would you hold any feelings like, oh, she's easy?
She just let me hit the first.
I'm not marrying a girl who I fucked on the first night.
Got it.
No, it's the thing.
I feel like it depends.
Personally, if I'm if we're both in the moment, both in the zone, and I think she's banging, she thinks I'm banging, and we fuck on the first night.
And post that, everything is amazing.
Conversation, sex, energy, chemistry.
If we start today, fucking, why not?
I couldn't care less.
You wouldn't, there's no taboo or anything like that on it.
Couldn't care less.
Ian, why wouldn't you?
When I say fuck on the first night, it depends.
If I met a girl for a date and we went out on a date and I fucked her on the first date, I would still marry that girl.
That's different than if you just went to the gym.
If I met a girl in a club, you banged her out to the bathroom.
Yeah, took her to an alleyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's heinous.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Heinous is a great word.
I want to do that.
But yeah, I'd go that I meet in a club and fuck that night.
It's just never going to be my wife.
Never going to be my wife.
Is there a you?
I'm sure you've heard about this that like American women are charmed by the British accent.
Yeah.
I've heard of it.
I don't know if it's necessarily the accent, by the way.
I don't know if it's just the sound of it.
I think it might be they're charmed by is it how we speak to them in general?
It might, there is like when you guys are not on your like Jordy Shore shit, but like when you're on your like refined British shit, I think it reminds them of like films they've seen and an elegance to British culture, which is seductive.
British culture, the game is just so different.
Explain.
In my opinion, I feel like when I've spoken to American women, the term is, oh, we love your accent.
And I think it's vice versa.
I love their accent.
But go on, go on, God.
But I think it's more so of.
They're not loving an accent.
Oh, yeah, but it's more so the approach as well.
I feel like maybe they're so used to one-way, American way or whatever.
They see something different.
They hear something different.
The approach is different.
So they're like, oh, I like this.
Oh, I don't know.
There's a charm.
Exactly.
It's a novelty to it.
So maybe that's why they're attracted to the British.
I remember going to England and then my homie was like, dude, girls love the British accent.
I mean, the American accent here.
And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And then he and I started getting close over the next three days.
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We're chopping it up somewhere, Birmingham, Leicester, whatever.
These three girls turn around and are like, are you American?
And I was like, yeah, Hawaii.
They would start laughing.
I was like, the accent's making it.
They're like, no, we quite like it.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
Do British girls like the American accent?
That's culture.
That's a culture.
That's a potentially taboo.
No, not taboo.
It's like some women find it corny.
Gotcha.
And then some women like it.
I think I don't know a black girl in London who finds the American accent sexy.
Really?
What do you think?
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
I've only heard that they think it's corny.
So, black.
This is interesting.
So, black British women think the American accent is unattractive.
Well, I don't want to speak for all black British women, but from what I've heard, from what we do in podcasts, we are the British opinion on a lot of shit that we are not qualified to.
But you're speaking for the crown.
I think, um, yeah, I do think like a lot of uh, well, for one, the American approach is corny to black British women.
Explain.
So, we do a lot of like we have a Reacts channel, right?
Yeah, on YouTube, and uh, we've done a lot of it as like in terms of like American Riz or whatever, like that.
And like, American guys, there's a massive culture you guys have here where you can just approach a girl in the street, yes, and just be like, What's your name?
Yes, and all that kind of stuff.
Like, if you did that in London, immediately, like, guard is up, and it's just like, What the fuck do you want?
Americans are more friendly, way more accepting, open-minded, yeah, accepting the bullshit is a fucking interesting observation, meaning that we will go along with small talk or pleasantry in a way that you guys will hunt.
We have no tolerance for it.
How do you, real quick, do you find that is something that is like ubiquitous across America?
Because I feel like in New York, we're not big fans of small talk simply because it's an urban environment where you've got to see a lot of people.
It's like, I don't got all this time to talk about the weather, like, we got to go, which might be more similar to London valid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there are places in America where it's car culture where talking to somebody might be the first person you spoke to all day.
So, it's like, all right, I'm going to be nice to you.
I'm going to, I got all this energy.
Yeah, I want some human interaction.
So, they're a little shocked by our pleasantries and our maybe positivity, and they don't trust it as authentic.
You're selling something, yeah, it's very much what do you want and get to the point.
Yeah, so they would rather the upfront approach about, hey, I think you're beautiful or whatever the fuck it is in the charge.
If you watch like a British guy, if you saw a video of a like, especially in black culture, if you saw a British guy speak to like a girl, it's very much like, Yo, what's your name?
Straight to the point.
Straight to the point.
What's your name?
God, like you're banging, you're this or whatever.
Come on, I gave you a number, like straight to the point, right?
And then we can work backwards from there.
Like, if she, if she, if she entertains the bullet points, then we can introduce pleasantries.
And now, let's just be charming and we have some chat.
Exactly.
You need to let her know what your intentions are immediately.
Oh, so they feel like that uncertainty they don't like and they'll remove themselves from it.
Yeah, if unless you're direct, it makes you less trustworthy.
It makes you less you're putting your intentions on the table, yeah, and then we can get to charm, and we have to disarm the thing with the pleasantries, yeah.
So, in America, yeah, it's like we just go, Hey, y'all do it, like they already get away exactly.
It has to be the, it's almost like it is inauthentic in a way, but it's almost like we have to find a different reason to talk, and then they have to almost win us over.
Hey, I just thought you know that your dog was cute, now you being charming.
How why are you hitting on me?
Yeah, And then they're like, Wait, am I hitting on him?
Like, you almost got to gaslight them into thinking they want to fuck you, and you on defense, like, back off, bitch.
I like this book, yeah, right?
Yeah, wow.
So, our girls are defensive to hitting on them directly, and your girls are defensive to kindness.
Yeah, right.
Defensive to kindness is facts, but they don't.
Yeah, they don't buy you as kindness, supervisor.
That actually makes more sense, yeah.
Yeah, and they won't even look up from their phone if you're just like, Oh, excuse me, like so.
How do ugly guys get laid?
Ugly guys, meaning if you're not a handsome dude that's walking up to a girl, because it seems like you're putting it right on the table, if a handsome, fucking tall, strong guy walks up, puts it right on the table, you might get some reaction.
But if a guy who's not traditionally handsome, but might be like really smart, charming, he can find his way.
That's a free as a friend's own room.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't.
Like a non-conventional, attractive guy can't just approach a girl in the street, in my opinion.
Yeah, and expect a positive result.
There has to be something about you.
Yeah.
If you work in the same office, oh, he's the fine as the work guy.
So you're building that relationship.
It's like Tinder in person.
And then it's staff night out.
Maybe it's Christmas party.
Christmas party.
Yeah, 100%.
Jesus is birthed.
Christmas party.
That's when they get fucked.
Miracles, you know what I mean?
Then he goes, oh, interesting.
That's, dude, it's so weird.
It's really like an American thing we almost laugh at about how, like, you have to be.
I wouldn't say have to.
I think there are many different ways to approach, but honestly, not laying it all on the table might be the more effective way.
Huh.
Yeah, I get that.
And since we've been here, I've heard a lot that like people don't think him and I are very friendly.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get like, we get responsive, but not very friendly.
We're polite, but we're not very friendly.
You guys, it is a British thing.
You're a little reserved.
Yeah, we don't.
But then when you loosen up, yeah, but cool.
Yeah.
You can see what it is.
People expect us to be who we are on the show when they meet us for the first time.
But you are, you're just not that strength.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And I think it's more where Americans probably to a stranger, you can be your most extroverted self, whereas we're very much just like.
That isn't, that might be a British thing.
Yeah.
And what is the advantage of that in British culture, do you think?
Like, why, why put on that?
And that exists in certain cultures in America, too.
That's what I was trying to tell you about, like the WASP culture.
It's the same thing.
There's like a version of you that it's almost like a work personality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does that make sense?
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why is that?
Why do you think that is?
Why I have to be in the world.
And are you like taught that as a kid?
Are you like, hey, this is how you should behave?
You're being in polite if you're not.
You're never taught to like.
I don't know.
It's just culturally, it's just like not spoken about.
Like you will see, even as a kid, like if there is a kid who, if you see a kid in a store who's like, hi, what's your name?
Hi, what's your name?
Like the parents are always like, like, you're bothering me.
Wow.
Stop bothering me.
Encourage that.
Yeah, We accentually love a kid going up.
We think it's cute, but it's very much like, you're bothering him, just leave him alone.
I had my wife's stepfather, when she was a kid, would have her, like, let's say they were out to dinner.
She would have to walk up to six different people and ask them a question that did not have a yes or no answer.
Oh, wow.
To build up her, you know, social skills and like reduce any kind of anxiety about socializing.
Jeez.
Which would be like so taboo, I imagine, based on what you guys are saying.
Wouldn't happen in the UK.
If a kid came up to me and was like, sorry, my mom's making me ask her.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's funny that you said it seems like it's almost inconsiderate to inconvenience the stranger.
So it's a respect thing.
It's like, I also feel like it depends on when you're it depends on where you're raised slash born.
Like you said, there are places in America where like New York, for example, New York, very fast-paced, blah, blah, blah.
London, again, very, very fast-paced.
Massive community, but very fast-paced.
So people don't like to waste other people's time.
That's my so if you're born and bred like, I don't know, somewhere up north, for example, like Sheffield.
Sheffield.
I was going to say Sheffield.
Yeah, for example, Sheffield.
You could be a bit more friendly.
You get people a bit more as they sell her and it's just chills.
Y'all are going to Dallas tomorrow.
Yeah.
It's time.
It's changed a little bit, but it's very, you see someone walking on the street.
Hey, how are you?
You can wear it.
That's just what you do.
It's not even, if somebody doesn't do that, you're like, who the fuck is that guy?
I just walked by, made eye contact, told me how to not engage.
Because there's lesbian, this is what I would tell him.
Like, I thought New Yorkers were rude.
It's just there's so many people.
I don't have time to be friendly.
Like in Texas, if I hold the door open for one person, one person is going to walk through that door, maybe two.
In New York, if I hold the door open in Times Square, I'm never going to close it.
You're never going to leave, yeah.
So I think London might be a little bit more like that.
And I was curious: are they much friendlier?
Because you'll see 180 degree difference when you're going on South.
You're not going to see 180 in England.
In England, no, you won't.
There's nowhere in England you're going to see a complete shift.
Unless we're talking about like villages.
Yeah.
For the most part, it is always like...
Like, don't bother people.
Let them get on.
Don't inconvenience them.
And nine times out of 10, if you're in London, everyone's got their headphones in anyway.
Yeah, they'll find reasons not to make that happen.
I stay in a lot because I don't live in London.
So I stay in a.
Do you mind sharing where you live?
I live in a town called Northampton.
It's like two hours outside of London.
But so like half the week, I'll stay in hotels.
And like the one.
So you can do the pod?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because the studio's in London.
So you'll travel to London, stay there for three or four days to do the pod, and then you go back.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
And you would never want to move to London?
I've thought about it loads of times, but no.
Really?
I prefer the situation I have now.
I prefer it.
It's just like you like the quiet being outside.
Yeah.
You have like a house at me.
Yeah, I have like a nice house.
It's quiet and like it's chill.
Yeah.
It's just like very pleasant where I live.
Got it.
And there's also the town that I was raised in.
So my mom lives.
Oh, so you got community there.
And then you, you're just a fuck.
I've been born and bred London.
So you're just getting after it.
Oh, God.
What a terror.
This guy is terrible.
What do you think is the farthest you've ever driven to smash a ting?
Smash a ting, you know?
Like the largest distance you've had to cross just for trains work too.
What kind of trains and planes?
A couple hours.
I've never traveled far.
We have like a we have a rule that if you're if you're gonna go and travel to smash a girl, you have to like fap one out first.
And then if you still want to after, then you do it.
And if you don't want to after, then it was just your dick making up your decisions and you don't go.
So you said you went two hours ago pre-fab?
Pre, pre and post.
Pre and post.
Post fab, you're like, I still need that.
She won't be bad down.
Really?
That's worth the trip.
Yeah.
Can you tell us what city?
It wasn't in the UK.
You went to Belgium?
Oh, you went.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, you went to a different country.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
But I stayed.
So it's not like I yeah.
But it also was like a long buildup.
It's a country.
Now I want to know what's happening.
Yeah, it was a type of girl.
Like what was that?
Paris is what I would have said.
Why Paris?
Two hours.
Paris is like an hour.
Oh, to be fair, it was an hour.
Yeah, it was an hour.
It's not Paris, but it was an hour.
What country?
It doesn't matter.
I mean, get a map.
There's only like three other.
Scotland.
Not Scotland.
This is not Scotland.
No, Scotland.
This was way back in the day.
Way back in the day.
It's got to be France then.
No.
Was that right?
He said Belgium up to Belgium.
No, it's Amsterdam.
It was Amsterdam.
Okay, I was close enough.
That ain't.
That's two hours?
No, it's 45 minutes.
I don't want to be because you flew to the dust.
You fly?
Yeah, I flew.
You flew.
That's different.
Yeah, I thought we were talking about drive.
Okay, so, and then it was just a freaky girl or what?
Yeah.
It was one of those ones, like I said, it was built up for so long.
Like we were talking, conversation, blah, blah, blah.
Did she do that European thing where they like just shave up to the knee?
What the fuck?
Is that a thing?
You've never seen the European girls that do that?
No, bro.
And they just let this hair grow.
Can I just say something?
Anecdotes.
You guys have never seen that with the shoe up to them.
I've never seen that.
That would scare the life out of me.
Yeah, 100%.
I've never seen that.
I've taken out a few over there.
What the fuck?
I've never seen that, bro.
Yo, is it just me?
You found a hairy thing, and she was like, oh, it's just what we do.
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And you took that running.
I thought this was a like a Brit, not a British thing, like a European thing.
Shave up to the...
I've never heard of that.
Never heard it.
Do they keep it hairy out there?
I think it depends on the person.
I don't necessarily think it's a country thing.
I mean, in America, it's not.
I've never slept with a girl with cubic hair.
With a lot of people here now.
With a lot.
With like more than like a London shit.
I've gone like in between shaves.
Oh, but not like intentional growth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Intentional growth is crazy.
She had a little Luther going on down there.
Exactly.
Fucking hell.
I was curious.
Have y'all ever been in a fight for each other?
Oh, shit.
Has some shit ever broken out like at a pub or something?
Like, step in and like bang for each other.
Yeah, yeah.
Or just fight in general.
For each other?
Oh, yeah, like that.
That's not, I wasn't for each other, though.
It was for you.
It was for you.
Okay, I understand what you're saying, but the question is very different.
But I get what you're saying.
So I'll explain.
I know.
Nigerians are the best.
Did you see how diplomatically we got out of that bullshit right there?
Explain now.
Okay, the question was different.
I don't understand your perspective.
I will continue.
That's just how my brain works, bro.
That's how my brain works.
So there was a time in Birmingham.
We were in probably like our second year of uni.
So this is what we're talking about 2010.
Myself and one of our other friends, Toby, were on a dance floor, and there was a chick that was looking good and squeezed a bit of bottom flesh.
And the guy, I don't know if it was her man or whatever, but the guy was saying stuff to us.
It was her man.
Yeah.
Okay, but it was her man.
He's still in denial, right?
He's still in denial.
Let me land.
The guy was saying stuff to us.
And I was like, obviously, the music, I was like, I can't hear you.
I was simbling, like, I can't hear you.
In my mind, in his head, he thought, are you dumb?
Yeah, you know, but I was like, I can't hear what you're saying.
And it got a bit rowdy.
He started pushing, pushing, pushing.
It's funny you think that's what escalated the fight.
And now do you grab it?
No, no, no.
I'm not saying that.
Obviously, it's his girl throwing her ass in your obviously.
It's a girl's fault.
Yeah, and then it just got a bit handsy from it.
And then what happened?
Y'all fucked him up?
No, he was a big motherfucker.
What happened was this son of a bitch and Toby took a side pass so the rest of us could get in a massive fight.
And we were like fighting for our lives in this club.
This guy didn't have a scratch on him.
He stood on the outside.
He instigated the fight.
You're still on the outside.
Yeah, Robus.
Stood on the outside like this.
He was Rick Ross outside watching his teammates get fancy.
And do you know the worst part?
Do you know the worst part?
Do you know the worst part?
We went outside.
I was like, oh, I forgot my jacket.
This fucking friend.
We got my jacket.
We were on our way out.
And the guys that were walking past were literally like, you guys are dead tonight.
As soon as you get outside, you're getting stabbed.
Yeah, yeah.
And this fuckers at the cloakroom, like, I need my jacket.
And we were like, bro, fuck your jacket.
We need to go.
And he was like, I'm not going anywhere without my jacket.
I don't have to kill you that man, bro.
I got my jacket.
Yeah.
Did they press y'all outside?
You got out fine.
We got fine.
I mean, we're here now.
So we had to hop up.
But why the fuck would she even be dancing with you if her man is right there?
That's crazy.
Fuck those, bro.
I just assumed she was single.
The way she was moving, I assume she was single.
The way she was single.
That's facts, bro.
She moved single.
She was moving single.
She's throwing it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's that's that was a horrible night.
It was, yeah.
I think that's the only time to my recollection.
Was there a conversation in the car afterwards?
Like, bro, there was a conference.
Bro, I don't remember the conversation.
That was a conversation.
There was a side-side drive.
And it was a conversation.
When we come back to the going back to uni, because we drove back to University, we got picked up in it.
We got picked up.
By the time we made it back to campus, there was a conversation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Fight your own fucking fights.
There's no way you'll get into a fight and you don't even get touched.
And all the boys are just home with black guys.
That's not a thing.
And then, secondly, yeah, just keep your fucking house to yourself.
Yeah, that was a tough, tough day.
Yeah.
That was 19.
That was testing for our friendship, actually.
Really?
Yeah, building blocks.
Has there been a moment where you guys almost stopped being friends?
Nah.
Nah.
Not even close?
Nah.
That was the closest moment.
That was probably the closest moment.
We probably had one other argument.
Oh, what happened?
This was, again, stupid.
This is actually girl-related as well.
This is a minor argument, but it's like, you know what?
Don't look at me.
You know, look at him this time.
This argument was more like...
Oh, that's why he's a minor argument.
In comparison, it is minor.
In comparison.
My mind is minor.
It is minor.
You think you know someone and you're in that impulse where you're like, bro, who the fuck?
Like, who are you?
Yeah, like when you're cheating on your girl.
Exactly, bro.
It was one of those moments.
Again, again, stupid girl-related question or situation, sorry.
We were on a night out in Manchester.
This is where he lived in Manchester.
I had met a girl and I was staying with him.
And then she was trying to come back.
So I just assumptively was like, bro, give me the keys.
I'm going to head back to the spot and take care of business.
And he was like, I'm going to give.
No, like, you're not.
Because he lived in a two-bedroom.
Basically, context, I would have had to fuck the girl on his bed.
So I was like, bro, give me the keys.
Like, I'm going to go.
And he was like, nah, you're not going anywhere.
Like, you're not banging his gun on my bed.
And I was like, oh, bro, come on.
All jokes aside, like, the girl's here.
Like, I'm going to need those keys.
Yeah.
I'm going to need the keys like now.
Yeah.
And then he was just on business, like, nah, bro.
I'm not happening.
And it was one of those moments where I was like, how have I misread this situation so far?
So I thought I knew.
Are you my friend or not?
Like, what the fuck is going on?
And it actually got into like a heated argument of like, dude.
What's the, okay, what was the rationale, girl?
Yeah, the rationale.
I was like, dude, again, I suck you did to save your life.
I'd do anything for you.
Like, if you wanted, like, fuck it on the bed while I'm in there.
I don't care.
Like, as long, whatever makes you happy, go do it.
I can't believe we're in this situation where you're saying, no, like, I'll clean the sheets, I'll flip them out, whatever you want me to do, I'll do it.
I don't understand why this is an issue.
And he didn't fuck the girl.
No, no, but like, oh, um, I just feel like if I had at the time, if I was staying in a place that was a two-bed, two-bath kind of thing, fine, take the other room.
Wait, you would need a second bath for him to fuck the girl?
No, I'm just.
I was just saying that.
I'm not getting used to two bed too bad.
I'm used to it.
Don't worry.
If I was in a situation where I had a spare room, I just feel like, okay, casing point.
I feel like we're at Oxford.
Let me actually give you an example.
There was a time, I don't think he knows this.
There was a time I was staying at his.
And at the time, I was in my ex at the time.
And she wanted to fuck.
And I was like, I'm not fucking you in my boy's room.
I'm just not doing that.
And this was years after this situation you just explained about.
So it's just probably my principle more than anything else.
It has nothing to do with our friendship, in my opinion.
Are you messy in bed?
It's not even about messy.
It's more so about the, it's not my bed, bro.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
It's not a hotel.
Like, I'm not going to treat the bedroom like a hotel because it's not a hotel.
This is his bedroom.
Yeah.
So that's just my standard.
That's him.
I mean, he wouldn't do it.
So it is fair.
Of course.
But you obviously don't care.
You would let him.
No, I would let him.
I still see some heart in your eyes.
I know, yeah.
You're accepting.
Like, that was exciting.
Deep in the pupils.
At the time, I thought it was like, at the time, I thought he was being selfish.
I don't think, because I understand he's.
He views the bed as like, this is my space and my home yeah, and this is where I feel comfortable.
There's no way you're coming in with some trashy girl and I have to come here tomorrow and lay my head here.
This is my space.
At the time I was like you were just being selfish, bro.
Did you think?
Like he was upset because he wasn't leaving with one?
No, never like that, like we've never had that kind of thing, like never between us.
So why didn't you just tell him, yo, just on the couch.
Because, for one, even if I told him that he's not gonna on the couch no, if you said fuck on the couch, I promise you I would have fucked on the couch.
Look at that.
You would have saved the whole kitchen roll on the floor and banged her on tissue bro, if needed.
And she said, and if she said to you, hey man, I don't want to fuck, let's go to the bed, let's just go to.
No, let's not lie here, let's not lie here.
Come to the room, turn a fucking sucking twice, let's not lie.
No no, I know you just kidding.
If it's there, it must be wrist over here, something like, yeah, just something old-fashioned over here, man Wristy, if you say so bro yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't have done that if you had him when he told me, do not bang this gun on my bed.
There's no way.
There's no way you could come home and be like, by the way, I well, I understand your standpoint, but I can't speak for her.
Yeah, but she, who the fuck is she?
But no no no, she's the person you're trying to fuck bro.
That's not happening brother no no no, you misunderstand me.
We're having an impulse right now.
The fact that you think I would do that is crazy, but the thing is, you want to do that now?
Yeah, you would 19 anywhere.
Listen, she goes.
I just want you to bend me over that guy's bed.
And she just called him that guy.
No, this guy's doing power face.
Don't buy that guy, that guy's bed.
I want you to bend me over that guy's bed.
I think that.
I think it would just be so seductive and he would understand.
You would ask for forgiveness.
That's just what I think you love at the very worst seat bro, at the very worst.
He's licking his mouth bro, she just said she's.
Yeah, she just said I'm like, can we reopen negotiations?
I'll just kiss my teeth.
I'll just kiss my teeth.
Then it's snow, isn't it all right, bro?
All right bro, all right.
This guy will cheat on his girl because he get offered one time and then sprint home.
You don't think he'll on your bed.
If she's like hey, do you want to go to the bed?
He's suddenly principled, nah man, i'm not just, i'm just saying he loves bro code over everything.
Yeah, he wouldn't do that.
Now i'm saying 19, 19 year old James was not a bro code violator.
You can never say that.
Yeah, but i've at it.
I agree, I completely agree.
But Bro Code, bed code we're talking about pussy, bro.
Yeah, we're talking about one night stand pussy.
This is my best friend.
I'm being completely honest.
Yeah yeah, I think you bang her.
I've got no shame in saying that.
I think you bang her.
Damn bro, what's the hottest?
What's the hottest girl on the planet?
Just give me anybody in the top five.
Yes, top five.
Let's talk like Meg The Stallion.
Yeah yeah, you sound disappointed.
Yeah, what the?
Was that racist assist why why?
Why is that racism?
I said gymnastic point.
Are there no black people in the Uk?
What the?
Oh, you want it to be Uk Based.
No, it could be anything, but nobody in history has ever said, the hottest girl on the planet is Meg the stallion.
Plucking something out your head, by the way, maybe likes a nice big girl, you know.
So next time take it down Top five in the World.
It's a big thing.
Yeah.
She does love anime.
She's big on anime.
What's wrong, bro?
Yeah, what's wrong, bro?
She's fire, bro.
Come on.
Yo, Al, Al, cut it out.
Al, cut it the fuck.
She doesn't want to shoot.
Yo, you're crazy.
You're just an asshole.
I'm not gonna lie.
She is a strong like 5'11, which is tough.
No, no, no.
Okay, she's a beautiful girl.
I don't even, but the top five.
I don't have time for the sake of to keep the heat of the conversation.
I was fucking the first name that came into my head.
I don't personally think Menstelin's top five hottest girls in the world.
She's beautiful.
She's back.
Beautiful girl.
Okay, what I was trying to present is a potential situation where you would be inclined to allow him because the girl was just so unbelievably hot.
There was a certain caliber girl that he was 100%.
And that girl didn't match it.
To be fair, I don't remember what the girl.
I don't even know if I saw the girl.
She didn't.
Fuck me.
But there is no way on this earth I would see that he's potentially closed with a 10-10 and he's not banging on my sofa.
Oh my bad.
There's no way.
Because he won't let me live that.
That's love.
That's my love.
That's my brother.
That's my brother.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about, bro.
Okay, if it's just a random nut from a girl that you don't even remember, I kind of am agreeing with him.
Yeah, I hear it.
Yeah.
I think you got logic.
Yeah.
But you're still loyal because you wouldn't let him miss a golden opportunity.
Never.
My bro.
Never.
Yeah, he was trying to bring the uni whore back.
Yeah, but she was a tart.
Listen, sorry.
Didn't use Tart?
No, they were taught.
Tart is like.
It's a whore.
I think it's just another word.
That's a slash.
Dude, heinous.
I love that one.
That's heinous.
Oh, dude.
I can't wait to say that.
That is heinous.
My enemies have succeeded is my personal favorite.
Yeah, we need more Nigerianisms.
I personally don't think so much against me.
I feel like for me, it's probably like scenario based or role-playing base again.
Can you explain role-playing?
You keep bringing that up.
No, no, I'm like, I genuinely.
So, for example, there could be a dilemma rereadout or something that's happening.
You're just acting out to now.
So we killed that role playing.
I've forgotten the fucking question.
You don't use a lot of the enemies.
So I would most likely pluck something from the contextual situation.
And my responses may be very Nigerian, but I don't necessarily say stuff like my enemies.
Use the euphemism.
It just comes out.
You'll say age mate.
I've never heard of that before.
What's that?
Yeah, because my parents say that.
So, for example, my mom would say, I would say, yo, what's good, bro?
But if I would say to my mom, oh, what's good, bro?
My mom would be like, am I your age mate?
Am I the member?
Exactly.
So that's, I say age mate because my parents said age mate.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Okay.
Before we get out of here, you guys have to get a flight.
You have to go to Dallas.
You have a show tonight in Dallas?
No, it's on Thursday.
Shit, bro.
I can't remember.
I can find out real quick.
One sec.
I should know.
We should know.
Yeah.
I really don't.
Dallas is the factory.
Okay.
I don't know.
I know.
I know of it.
Toyota Music Factory.
That's called The Factory in Deep Ellum.
Oh, yeah.
I think that's a music venue primarily.
You guys got to shoot a gun when you're down there.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
In Dallas, shotguns, shotguns in Miami.
In Miami.
Yeah, lost wild.
Were you guys good at it?
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Yes.
Yeah, she was natural.
And yeah.
Fuck.
Wait, what do you mean that?
He's sharp.
He's great, bro.
He's great.
He's great.
Fuck, bro.
I don't even know what you guys are.
What the fuck ever, bro?
The English are not good at shooting guns, bro.
They lost.
That is true.
Is that what you mean?
That's not what you meant.
That's not what you meant.
Okay, okay.
Before we get out of here, can you just tell me, how do you guys learn history?
You know how, like, in America, we have like an Americanized version of history that kind of like, well, we talk about slavery because, like, we have to, because there's black people everywhere.
But, like, we don't talk about Native American shit that much because you know, they ain't around.
So, what do you do in British history when you're learning it?
Do you learn about the colonies?
Do you learn about the empire?
Is it too close and people feel comfortable that much?
I didn't, yeah, I'm not even saying this as a joke, but do you learn like, yeah, we fucked India over, we fucked this?
No, no, no, no, we don't actually.
I don't know what the curriculum is like now, but I remember in school, I learned about colonization from like Americans.
You guys learn way more about it than we do.
We don't know anything about it.
Isn't that interesting?
They put it in the curriculum.
It's not in the curriculum whatsoever.
And they also don't do it for Americans.
Like, we don't learn about what we're doing around the world that much either.
I'm just curious, your version of it.
So, our version is more like World War II, World War I, World War II.
We were banging out.
Yeah, killed the Nazis and nothing bad happened before that.
Yeah, yeah, we don't learn about Henry VIII or that shit.
Yeah, we learn about like former kings and queens, probably like the invention of medicine, which a lot of it was like British-led.
We don't learn about like anything to do with like American independence.
We don't learn about that.
None of that war stuff.
We don't learn about that.
We learned about World War I, World War II.
We're going to talk about the losses.
So we're talking about the losses a little bit.
Vietnamese.
Vietnam, we talk about, but it's recent.
You guys can kind of ignore.
Yeah, there's no video evidence valid.
Interesting.
Okay, so then when you start learning about the world, is there because I think this is happening a lot in America where now with the internet, information is democratized, and you can start, you can start learning like, ooh, what the CIA is responsible for.
And when you guys go out and you start learning about like British history, is there like a red pillization?
And don't use the word red pill with like the I hate women shit, but more about like, oh, this is what really happened.
Or do you just kind of ignore for me personally?
There's a little bit.
There's a little bit of it.
And like, for example, like a prime example, right?
So my surname is Duncan.
I went on a family trip to Grenada a few years ago.
Oh, yeah, fuck.
And they give you a tour of the island.
And we stumbled across the Duncan plantation.
Oh, your family?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Slave owners?
No.
Slaves.
My black name is Duncan.
Wow.
Oh, your dad is black.
Yeah, yeah, your mom is white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
So, yeah, we found the plantation that obviously my family was workers on.
And like that, growing up, I didn't understand.
And then you grow up and you realize that, so there's a lot, there's huge Caribbean culture in the UK.
And you realize that all Caribbeans have white surnames.
White surnames.
Yeah, of course.
And I didn't realize that until older why that was.
So there was for me personally, there's a lot growing up.
I was like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
And then again, with like colonization and stuff, like I was a grown man before the term colonizer was even, I'd even was introduced to it.
And I was like, I don't even know what the fuck that is.
So then you have to learn about it, learn about it, learn about it.
And I think the only thing that helps is that, again, callback, we're not very patriotic.
So it's very easy for us to be like...
To reject that.
Yeah, it's very easy.
Same with like royal family and all that kind of shit.
We're like, fuck them anyway.
There are like issues with a lack of patriotism because when you do need to galvanize a country for something, it might be a little bit more difficult.
Like, let's say you need to go fight in a war.
It's probably harder to get everybody to go fight for the flag if you don't really.
Oh, that's not a thing, by the way.
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Because they tried that recently.
Our prime minister, who just got voted out, was trying to introduce a draft.
I think 16, just like a couple years of service, like everyone's like, fuck that.
Dude, I'll go to Dubai like tomorrow.
Yeah.
But yeah, that is a tricky thing.
And it is a tricky thing, I think, for Americans to wrestle with because we are so patriotic.
And now we're learning about some of the things that America has done.
And you're like, well, I really want to love this place, but I got to wrestle with the past.
Now, no country is completely innocent.
Yeah.
But you have to find a thing you can love about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, you know, despite the past of Great Britain, there's amazing contributions to the world.
So there are things you can really love and be proud of.
With even, you know, despite what you guys did to sorry, bro.
I don't think you guys didn't do it.
Clearly, I didn't do it.
I just told you about the plantation.
Yeah, exactly.
I've got a brain.
I definitely didn't do it.
You came in at the perfect time.
Afrobeats, guys.
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So just real quick, shits and gigs.
Everybody go check out their content.
You've already seen it.
You've probably, I imagine most people have seen bare minimum clips on social.
I think you do a great job of like creating content that is digestible even for non-super fans.
So they've probably seen it.
But I think you guys should go check out the live show if there is any more tickets left.
I'm sure you guys will come back here.
But definitely go check out their pods.
And thank you guys so much for coming.
Anything you guys want to promote real quick or just let people know where they can find you?
I don't want to promote anything.
One thing I will say is like sincerely appreciate you guys having us.
100%.
Respect.
100%.
Alex and Akash, you didn't give a fuck.
I'm not a best friend.
Like over a course of like a year now.
And I want to say like I really appreciate it.
I've watched your guys' show for years.
Oh, respect, man.
When we started, one of the main influences for us to start Patreon was how well you guys were doing.
No way.
That's our cost right there, man.
Homeless.
Yeah.
Thank you guys for having us.
Absolutely, man.
Thank you guys.
You guys killed it and it was great.
And it's awesome to see you guys.
I genuinely mean it.
It's awesome to see you guys sharing this side of, well, obviously your personalities, but also this side of British culture as well.
Thank you, bro.
And I think that's a cool thing that the internet is showing people.
It's not the stiff upper lip only, the guys who protect the queen.
There is a hilarity, there's a gregariousness, and there's a fun, loving spirit that exists there too.
And I think that that is seductive to Americans in a very different way.
It's not all Briterton.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think it's cool that you guys get to be at the forefront of showcasing that.