Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Candace Owens' departure from Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire, arguing his hypocrisy in enforcing anti-Israel boundaries despite past free-speech claims. They debate whether Joe Biden's 2021 Trans Visibility Day proclamation on Easter was a deliberate left-wing plot to undermine Christian traditions. The hosts also analyze the potential Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar diss war, Trump's alleged fraud regarding inflated New York property square footage, and the legality of such real estate tactics. Ultimately, the episode blends political satire with cultural commentary, questioning media bias and ideological consistency across modern controversies. [Automatically generated summary]
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Easter And Trans Visibility Clash00:05:48
What's up everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant Happy Trans Visibility Day.
Yeah.
Akash didn't know what Trans Visibility Day was.
I did not.
So basically what happened was the world, and by the world, I mean right-wing Twitter and Instagram was absolutely furious that Trans Visibility Day was made the same day as Easter.
You did see this a little bit.
No, and I just put it to you.
So Easter and Trans Visibility Day was made the same day.
And you know who made it the same day according to right-wing Twitter and Instagram?
Who?
Well, Joe Biden made it.
He probably forgot he did.
He declared it.
He might have forgotten.
Or Mark, what might else be true?
I saw this and I was like, this is crazy.
Why is Biden trying to piss off everybody?
Because when you see it on the surface, there's like, there's no way that this is actually possible because there are a team of people that are there to make sure things like this do not happen.
It just seems unrealistic because this is an election cycle.
Yeah, you'd be saying that Biden is going to win the religious right, but you don't want to irritate them.
Exactly.
Push them in Donald Trump's direction, right?
So we're like, there's no fing way that this is true.
But everybody is posting and every headline is, Joe Biden declares Easter Sunday Trans Visibility Day.
Which isn't technically wrong, but it seems like a little misleading.
Because the first Trans Visibility Day was founded in 2009.
That's what is that?
This was 15?
That's 15 years.
So the first Trans Visibility Day is founded 15 years ago, right?
And I was like, okay.
Now, what is something very unique about Easter?
The day Jesus is risen, right?
That is actually...
Yo, well, if that is fire the two shows.
I'll fuck with you for that, bro.
You know what I mean?
Christ is king.
Don't let nobody touch different crisis motherfucking king.
Did you hate it?
Listen, Christ is king, dumb.
Get the camera on Dub.
Shifty.
Do something.
Christ is king and let him know.
Christ is king.
Happy Transvisibility Day.
You're about to get fired from Daily Water.
We are fucking ready to get it.
That was a good response.
I charged up.
You're being anti-Semitic, right?
Okay, listen, okay?
Now, Easter, because it's on a Sunday, the date changes every single year.
Do you think it's possible when they, I mean, this is how brilliant and shrewd the left is.
This is how genius they are at tearing apart the nuclear family and destroying the great Christian traditions of this country.
15 years ago, they plotted the course of Easters.
And they were like, one Easter, when a Democrat is in office, there is going to be a Trans Visibility Day and an Easter Sunday that lie on the same day.
And Joseph Biden is going to be forced to declare Trans Visibility Day over Easter.
Do you think that that's the case?
That's why I thought funny.
That's definitely what it was, right?
Well, they also, doesn't the calendar repeat every seven years?
Yeah, that's our six, I guess, because of leap year.
Oh, wait, is that true?
I would assume six just because you skipped a day.
I would say that's the first time.
It assumes fucking good.
This guy's fucking good.
Well, there's seven days in a week, but you skip one day because of leap years.
I would assume it's six.
Maybe it's seven, I don't know.
They did it in 2015 and this year also, I guess.
And nobody said shit back then, did they?
Because they knew who was coming.
They knew the hero was coming to save the day in a year.
Well, who was president at the time?
Maybe we should look at this.
It was Barack's, but 2016, Trump.
So 2015.
He said 2015.
We got to see when the calendar repeated.
It was six years ago.
That's Trump's.
We got a check.
Guys, isn't Trans Visibility Day every day for Barack?
Can I get a mic check?
Hold on.
Can I get a mic check?
Hold on.
Can I get a mic check?
Hey, hey, hey, guys, it's King.
Hey, Christ is King.
That's good.
Christ is king.
That was good.
Christ is king.
Whenever I say Christ is king, I need to close up on Duff.
Crisis King.
Christ is King.
Michelle Obama's king.
King's hot.
Stop.
Stop.
We're doing that thing where we become too right wing on the pod.
My bad, my bad.
We become too right-wing on the comedy podcast.
We're doing that thing.
We're doing that thing again.
Okay?
So, 2021, 2021, Biden.
I love both of them.
2021, Biden proclaimed the 31st transgender visibility.
I'm trying to save you.
I'm trying to help you.
He's already missed it.
Because he is risen.
Christ is king.
Christ is king.
I'm sorry.
Say it, though.
We got to get.
I got baptized.
You ain't been trying to tell you.
Say what?
Stop trying to bathe him.
Listen.
We'll do it.
It really will do it.
Anything for him not to bathe.
Yo, that is true.
Why don't you baptize your damn armpits himself?
I got baptized when I was a baby.
That was the last time.
That was the last time, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
Listen.
So, all right, say your numbers.
This is his fucking spectrum down.
His favorite part of the pod.
It's forehead.
I'm researching.
Okay, Chris.
2021, Biden said that this was the first national trans visibility day.
So basically, it was like an organization that did it.
Then he picked it up in 2021.
It was like, all right, now we're doing it.
So he declared it in 2021.
Yep.
Still before this year.
Was too fucking stanad to look into if there was going to be Easter on a trans visibility day.
Yep.
So then they're in a pickle where they're like, okay, we see it's lining up on Easter.
Do we double down and like make the proclamation or do we kind of just forget that we did that?
Can't you just change the date?
Like change the month?
I mean, if there's one thing trans people would understand, it's change.
I mean, it's April 1st now.
And then people will be like, oh, that's nice.
Or June.
Isn't June LV?
Also, why do the trans people want to share with us?
Well, because you're gay.
June gay.
No, you got February.
We got Juneteenth.
Nothing close around that.
So imagine Trans Visibility Day was Juneteenth.
Free Speech Absolutist Backlash00:15:41
What would you do?
It's going to be some murders.
There's going to be some murders?
Damn.
All the people are saying bad things about trans visibility.
They being on Juneteenth.
That's okay.
God damn it.
That word day.
That word.
That word.
Transvisibility Day.
There we go.
Every nano fiber in Al's tongue was trying to get the word visibility out of it.
We were halfway through the handshake.
The word had its own.
You kept pushing, though.
I had to.
I respect that.
I had to.
I respect that.
Oh, my God.
Listen, so.
Christ is king.
Amen.
I like it.
We're sorry about that whole thing all the time.
Listen, so this is all we want to ask right now: is if it was that easy for us to look this up, why do you think there are so many people that are posting about it?
What is the reason?
Because they could also look it up.
These are not dumb people.
It's not like just some random Twitter account.
It feels as if they're like news organizations that are propping up this idea.
Why do you think that is, guys?
Like money.
Wait, what do you mean?
Do you think you think that there's money to be made off of outrage?
Do you think if you outrage a certain community, they will consume your content way more?
Yeah.
Wait, is that what these people are up to?
Seems to be how it goes.
Get the fuck out of here.
Seems to be.
Yeah, we got to do that.
Yeah, we need to outrage them all.
How do we outrage them?
I don't know.
Well, who should we outrage?
Everyone.
Black people?
No.
But that's a really good thing to do.
People make careers off of that.
They don't have the money.
Outraging a certain group of people, right?
I wish I wanted to happen out there.
That was crazy.
Thank you.
That was crazy.
Without the laugh, it really just sounded like hating.
It really was just dying.
No, no, but you're right.
They broke.
So we got to find out.
No, no, because what was that little blonde chick that did it?
She pissed off black people.
Tommy Laron.
Tommy Larin.
Say again.
What happened?
Where's she at?
I mean, that's what Ben Shapiro used to do at the beginning of his career.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Where's Tommy Larry and Candace?
It's an interesting, yeah, it's an interesting pivot to watch Ben Shapiro and Candace.
It's funny because they're feuding, but it seems like the same thing.
You start really kind of right-leaning, and then you get a little bit more toward the center, go mainstream, all of a sudden, well, let's just forget all the other stuff I said.
Oh, you guys misunderstood what I said.
I wasn't just feeding an agenda to make money off of dumb people.
No, no, no.
You guys misunderstood.
There's a great interview where Ben is justifying why he fired Candace.
Yeah.
And the one with Reuben?
Yes.
The one with Ruben is great.
We shouldn't even pick it up to watch it.
But what's funny is that, and I don't know the extent to which Ben is criticized.
I know he's very critical of media and media being biased.
But before you have a media platform, it's very easy to critique media.
It's very easy to go, look at New York Times, look what you do.
And look at Washington Post, look what you do.
And you're censoring free speech.
You're for censorship.
In this conversation, he makes the argument for censorship.
He calls it something else.
Yeah, I forget the term I have in my phone.
I don't even think he's using the term right, but he's basically like, there's a window of ideas we accept.
Yes.
And we accept ideas between this, this, I guess, this is, if I get window, you're looking like this.
So we accept ideas between here and here.
And anything outside of that window, well, you're fireable.
That's censorship.
But he's acting as if this is like a justified reason for firing people when you built your identity and platform off of no censorship and freedom of speech.
And facts don't care about your feelings and all this shit.
It's also funny that that window happens to end where his beliefs end.
I am.
I'm just saying.
Not being pro-Israel.
That's where the window ends.
That's also your specific personal belief.
So I just don't see it.
You can't have an opinion on your platform that is not pro-a country that is not ours.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Crazy.
I wish.
So is the Daily Wire an American media platform or is it an Israeli media platform?
I'm just asking.
This guy's cooking.
I'm just asking.
Get that, get that, get.
I'm just, no, if the rule is, I'm just saying, if the rule is you cannot be critical because he has no problem being very critical of America.
Yep.
Critical of the left in America.
Left is half the country.
You have no problem eviscerating half of the country.
But you can't criticize Israel as a country.
That's just another country.
Unless you're saying, and you're clearly admitting that the Daily Wire is an arm of the Israeli, I guess, media or propaganda machine.
Is that?
Are you manipulating the religious right in America?
Are you manipulating the right-wing conservatives in America and selling them country Western movies and putting on your little cowboy hat and fake moving in Nashville so that you could take all their money and then in the process restricting free speech, one of the core tenets of the American identity?
Ben, Ben, Ben.
Benjamin, Ben.
What is happening?
There's trouble in paradise.
What shall we do?
Joe, what's wrong?
Are you going to bring this?
Don't help us with this whole situation.
I don't want this to be true.
I want to believe that the Daily Wire is the last bastion of free speech.
That's what I want to put.
I thought he was absolutely like a free speech.
That's what I considered.
Wasn't he?
No.
So Overton window.
Are you saying that he's free his speech?
Yes.
The exact thing he's been critical of the left throughout his entire career for his position.
Sorry, Tarmi used Overton window.
The Overton window, yes.
So I thought the position he took between like platform and publisher, I thought was interesting.
Because he's basically saying like he believes that platforms should have free speech because those are town squares.
And so like corporate censorship from like Twitter and X or like Instagram and shit like that.
He's claiming that that would be a violation of free speech.
But he thinks as a publisher, you don't necessarily need to uphold things outside of your editorial view.
Yet he was quite critical when the New York Times fired journalists for publishing Tom Cotton's article.
Right.
See, he was ready.
I didn't know this.
This motherfucker was ready.
I didn't know.
I was out.
I was going to do other things.
Now, that is kind of hypocritical, no?
Seems a bit.
Is to be critical of another platform, right?
No, sorry, of another publisher for firing someone on the basis of their opinion for an op-ed piece because that opinion did not fit in the Overton window.
Yet he is firing people because their opinions do not fit in the Overton window.
Now, we could vehemently disagree with the people's opinions that he has fired.
I'm sure there are plenty of things that Candace has said that we think are horrible.
Yep.
But that is not the brand you built, my friend.
Correct.
He also claims that it wasn't Israel, though.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Is it anti-Semitism?
We can disagree on that.
Like, I'm sure you could go out with him on this, but he claims at the end that it has nothing to do with his position on Israel.
The reason I bring up Israel, the reason I bring up Israel is because he himself has tweeted that what is that fucking skeleton looking bitch that's in media?
The fuck is her name?
Ann Clan Coulter.
Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter was doing this thing where instead of calling Jews Jews, she calls them globalists.
But then she was like, I think Matthew Tucker's half globalist.
She's funny, man.
She kind of got.
She's inflammatory as hell, but she's funny.
Yo, during the debates when Vivek and Nikki Haley were going at it, she tweeted to her followers, guys, don't get involved.
This is Hindu business, not our fight.
It's funny.
Sick Christians.
It's funny, though.
Anyway, so.
Yeah, it's so funny.
But what the fuck was I just saying?
Oh, the skeleton mission.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she was like, she says incredibly anti-Semitic things, but she's pro-Israel, so I can look past it all.
Now, I don't think she's working for the Daily Wire at that moment, but that's his basically basic position.
Hey, freedom of speech is totally down as long as you're pro-Israel.
And I guess Anne is.
Seems so, Dove.
I'm just saying you should be able to...
What, what?
What do you think, Dove?
I'll lean to the point of...
We're very fortunate to have a globalist on this podcast.
I was going to say, I think the whole Candace thing is closer to a little anti-Semitism play over the Israel thing.
He hasn't historically been that guy, like the spearhead of like pro-Israel things.
I think it's been more of, to your point, it's the platform protecting that.
Thank you, Mark.
Thank you.
Can you tell me?
Because I've looked into it and I haven't found anything outright anti-Semitic that Candace said.
Can you tell me some?
Because the article I liked.
A very anti-Semitic trope.
Which was?
I think it was.
She liked the tweet.
She liked a comment.
Someone said that Rabbi Shmuly was drunk off Christian blood or something to that effect.
Yeah.
And she liked it.
And then apparently she had been defensive of Kanye.
I think she's also been defensive of Hitler.
Well, she had admired, like, it's all like nuance.
I haven't listened to every single little thing, but like the general feeling is like she was not outraged by what Kanye had said and was kind of like trying to defend him from the media and had said like there's like rings of people in Hollywood that are committing violence against people that are acting like gangs.
It is interesting timing to suddenly get offended by Kanye, isn't it?
Because that was.
Slavery was a choice.
She probably didn't have a problem with that, I'm assuming.
And you wouldn't venture fear.
I don't think they would have been like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slavery is reprehensible, as was the Holocaust, but slavery is reprehensible.
How can you say it was a choice?
These people weren't.
They didn't choose to come on these ships and do this.
And why would she be getting fired now for the things Kanye said?
Like, I think it was a year and a half ago.
That's also very true.
Well, it was like through November that she was like defending him.
And obviously, I think the Israel stuff like lit up.
Yeah.
The comments.
And then she was going back and forth with other co-hosts.
I think it was like decorum, also.
She was like calling out Shapiro being like, oh, he's annoying.
She's also their biggest show that's not Ben Shapiro.
She's massive.
She's the biggest star on the platform that is not an owner of the platform.
I think Ben is one of the owners.
So you have a very tricky thing where your base, the people consuming your content, are equally drawn to her than they are to Ben.
Potentially could go even more.
You might have to nip that before she can take a stranglehold of the identity of your platform.
So I think that this is, it's not just, oh, you said something bad.
I think it's a trend and seeing this unstoppable force because Candace is unstoppable.
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Say what you want about Candace.
She's not afraid of nobody.
She will say whatever the fuck is she smart enough.
She will debate any single person.
She'll go out there and do it.
Right?
Ben Shapiro is debating college kids.
Yeah.
Let's just be honest.
It's like anytime he debates somebody who's like worthy, he either gets washed or bare minimum stalemate.
I've never seen him actually win a debate against somebody who's like educated in the matter.
Right.
So I think he can body guys like Finkelstein.
I'm sorry.
He won't do it.
Finkelstein has been asking him non-stop.
He refused to do it.
Scared.
He is scared.
Of course he's scared.
But now Finkelstein has dedicated his life to this.
I don't think Ben has dedicated his life to this.
But Finkelstein has been calling him out.
He's not well against Destiny.
I mean, they were kind of on the same point.
Destiny.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
Scarflay's guitar on the internet.
Smart dude.
The fact that, no, I'm not saying he's not smart, but I'm saying he has not dedicated his life to this.
The fact that he's just picking up this hobby and he's out there debating the top dudes in this realm.
Yeah, I don't know his content, but I would assume Destiny's life is not dedicated to this.
His name is Destiny.
It's a YouTube handle that I assume he uses for other things beyond this.
So if Ben Shapiro is stalemating a guy who doesn't dedicate himself to this, that's not great for Ben Shapiro.
I think they were on the same side.
Oh, he was debating Finkelstein.
But everything else.
I mean, Destiny knows how to debate.
Yeah, no, he's and he will read the stuff and he is amazing retention.
Every time I see him, he has like this crate recall.
So it seems like if he reads something, it's locked in forever.
Doesn't matter.
That being said, what was the argument?
What were we just talking about?
Ben Shapiro getting washed and Candace Owens is getting.
It's an unstoppable force.
So I think what they're doing is they were worried that she was a runaway train with the brand.
But she was also souring his reputation within the brand.
Within the brand.
You have the person who owns it, who should be the leader of it, who is going to lead the identity of the brand, right, is now wavering in their opinions on the, well, not in their influence within the brand.
And there's this new source that is changing the course of the brand.
The reason you start a media platform is you want to have some control and power.
Nobody starts a media platform who's like, I love the news.
You want to, in the most altruistic sense, you want to influence the course of the country that you are in, right?
And you want the good ideas to win.
That's the best case scenario.
What it most likely is, is, hey, we got to manipulate these people into thinking what we want so that we can live in a place that is beneficial for us.
And I think that's what the Koch brothers do.
And that's what I'm sure Peter Thiel does.
And that's what I'm sure the fucking MSM, what is it, Bill Gates does.
And that's what I'm sure the Washington Post says for Jeff Bezos.
Like, that's the point of media is control.
And they were losing control of their platform.
Yeah.
So consumers of Daily Wire, are they like looking at them like they're funny in the light now?
Like, yo, you guys fired.
That's how I would think.
It seems like it's split.
My concern about, I think the biggest concern about the Daily Wire is that their consumers, Ben doesn't represent their consumers.
Back when it was just liberal versus conservative, he was this incredible soundbite machine for conservative talking points.
And he had, and he was brave and he would say anything and he would go out there and he'd interview a trans person and fucking rip them apart.
Like he would, he basically had every single nugget ready, locked and loaded so that all these people who are conservative were now like, oh, you've done the intellectual heavy lifting for me.
Extreme Bias In Media Control00:15:48
Great.
Give me all those talking points.
I can use them.
Now there seems to be a little bit of, especially after October 7th, a little bit of division in the conservative party.
And the Democrat Party.
And the Democrat, for sure.
So there's a little bit of division, right?
And now you're seeing this culture war that's happening within politics because the reality is the right-wing conservative Christians that were following Ben were following because he was giving them the artillery to be the most eloquent, articulate conservative that they could be.
Well, he's not giving them the arguments for what they feel now.
Yeah.
And for what some of them feel now.
And Candace might be giving them the arguments for what some of them feel now.
So you got to nip that in the bud.
But he's not representative of this middle America salt of the earth guy.
The guy, I think he grew up in LA, went to Harvard.
Like he never lived a life that is representative of them at all.
He has no clue who they are, what they are.
Does Candace represent them, though?
I'm not saying Candace does.
I don't know her background.
What I'm saying is he was representing what they needed when they needed arguments.
Now the culture war has shifted.
Now they might need justification for Christianity.
There's an attack on Christianity.
Trans Day is on the same day as Easter.
Christians might feel a little bit like they need more representation.
They're not going to get that from the Jewish guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good point.
This is kind of how I'm seeing this map out.
So I don't think it's that she said something wrong.
I think that she was running away with that platform.
And it was a matter of fucking time.
And there's nothing that he could do about it.
He can't beat her on ideas.
He can't beat her on being thought-provoking.
He's way less brave now that he has a media conglomerate.
She doesn't have a media platform.
And he's tied to a belief.
He is pro-Israel.
Candace doesn't seem to be, she doesn't have a core belief that she will not waver on, whether right or wrong or whatever.
She'll go with the win.
She will.
The president of France's wife is a man.
She left.
She says, we will say anything.
No.
That's it.
But we're a comedy platform that's saying shit to be funny.
She is a news platform that's like, I think it's a guy.
And then she says it's hilarious.
She goes, I'll stake my whole career on this one claim.
That is a level of confidence I've never had in anything.
Wow.
That's beautiful.
I genuinely, I think that's my thing.
I think Daily Wire was terrified that she was running away with the platform.
Yeah, well, but again, he can't say anything anti-Israel.
He's got to be very, she's going to have those guardrails.
She's going to do whatever the fuck she wants at all times.
Anti-Israel is maybe even a word we could change, like critical of the country, Israel.
Okay.
And it is just because I don't want to put any stigma on anything.
Like every country, America should be criticized.
Israel should be criticized.
Saudi Arabia should be criticized.
England should be criticized.
Sri Lanka should be criticized.
And if you, a lot of people probably even listening, don't even have Jewish friends.
If you had Jewish friends, you would know they are more critical of Israel than any of you guys are because you don't even know much about fucking Israel.
So the idea that there's this like unanimous support and every single Jewish person feels the exact same way about Israel is not the case at all.
But there does seem to be that hypersensitivity when there is critique of Israel that it is turned into anti-Semitism.
Now, some people are critical of Israel because they are anti-Semites.
Absolutely.
And some people are critical of Israel because they're just...
There's things to criticize.
Things to criticize.
Frankly.
So that's the article I read.
And I could also say, yes, we know that Ben Shapiro probably has a bias towards support.
There must be something there.
But do you think then that it still means everything that he's built and supported for the conservative American community is just thrown out because he still has this little bias?
Like, no, I think he could still be a, you know, a great representative for everything.
I really believe that he sticks to American values, believes in all things conservatism.
And yeah, he has a little bias, but he's done a pretty good job to take the other side.
But here's what I understand.
Here's what I understand.
He's learning the limitations of his conservativism.
And it undermines the thing that it was built on, which was seemingly presented front-facing, free speech.
We're not squashing ideas here just because we don't agree with them, et cetera.
Now you seem to be doing that.
So that does tear away at that entire foundation.
So the idea.
What else are you kind of compromised or wavering on?
Now I look at you as the pro-Israel news source.
And that's your design.
You didn't have enough confidence in the American system and the fundamental core tenant of free speech.
You didn't have the confidence in it to just let it happen.
You pretended you did when it was beneficial to you.
But once there was a moment where having that true free speech could take your platform and lead it in a different direction, you immediately did what every platform does, which is control the speech.
And now you're just learning what it is to own a media company.
And Odeon Media Company is not free speech.
Low-key, that's why Elon might be the GOAT.
Now, granted, it's different when you have a, what is it called, a publisher?
Sorry, so I might have messed up those words, but like Elon is literally allowing free speech.
And it's fucking chaos on Twitter.
It's fire.
It's fire, but it's chaos.
But that's what free speech is.
It's fucking chaos.
No, he's saying that he has some people on the platform or on the that he publishes that have anti-Israel ideas or ideas that are critical of Israel that he disagrees with.
Within the window.
Exactly.
Which is censorship.
It's censorship, censorship, censorship.
So you cannot act like you are pro free speech completely, like you're an absolutist.
You're no longer an absolutist.
You are a person that owns a business and you are willing to have censorship in order to make money.
Simple as that.
But he said that he was like, we wouldn't have someone that we publish that has like staunchly pro-abortion ideals.
Like we wouldn't contract that person.
We wouldn't pay them.
So yeah, so you're a phony.
The thing I couldn't figure out is whether or not he was a great response to a free speech absolutist.
I couldn't figure out like his position historically.
Maybe he is a free speech absolutist.
Maybe he's not.
I don't know.
But his platform is a propaganda machine for his beliefs.
God damn.
Which is what media platforms are.
But now don't be critical for the New York Times leaning left or Washington Post protecting Amazon.
You can no longer do that.
And you have done that in your career.
Yeah, because I looked up the anti-Semitic and I didn't know she liked it.
I don't even honestly understand the context of what she said.
It's a dumb thing to like.
It's a dumb thing to like.
But what she said, what she said, I did not see.
There's this idea that exists, not from most Jewish people I know.
Dove has never said this, but the idea of being critical of being anti-Israeli government is somehow anti-Semitic.
And the article I read literally was like the anti-Semitic hate speech of Candace Owens saying what's happening to the people in Gaza is a genocide committed by the government of Israel.
That's not anti-Semitic.
That's not.
That's an opinion that there is some fact to support the opinion.
Whether you agree or disagree, it's an opinion rooted in something you're saying.
If I'm going to defend, if I'm going to defend Jewish people here, is that every anti-Semite is critical of Israel.
Yes.
So the knee-jerk reaction is when you hear critique of it, you're like, oh, this is just how they frame their anti-Semitism, so it doesn't seem as bad.
Yeah.
Every anti-Semitic person is anti-Israel.
Every person who's anti-Israeli government is not anti-Semitic.
100%.
But I understand that knee-jerk protective instinct.
Right.
And especially historically what the people have gone through.
There is that knee-jerk protective instinct.
Anytime you hear these buzzwords, you're like, uh-uh, here it comes.
This is how it happens.
And to their credit, when October 7th happened and I saw some of the videos of people in Australia chanting like gas, it was like, oh, this is anti-Semitism is a real fucking thing.
And I always just kind of was like, as a minority, I think we're just like, that shit is real.
But just because I acknowledge that that's real and that's fucked up doesn't mean I'm automatically going to support everything that this government does.
That government does not represent all of you.
You do not stand for what that government does.
These are two different, different entities.
I'm curious.
Are there any Jewish people that feel what's happening in Gaza is a genocide?
There's plenty of the not in my opinion.
I've heard plenty of Jewish people say this is fucked up.
I hate this.
Yeah, there's a lot of Jews that are very, we've gone through these opinions and they can suck it.
But let me go back to just with Ben and one thing.
I can agree, sure, he's shown with his platform he is not the free speech absolutist that maybe he says he is, agree completely.
But if having one bias for an anomaly of an insane year that's happened where it feels like the world is against one people or just they felt like really alone in this position, to say that he's not done and stayed consistent on a lot of true American conservative values, and that's still a big part of his brand, like that's where I disagree.
But I'll still admit the bias.
I don't know what you just said.
You said that.
I really did.
I really did speech absolutely.
Conservative?
Is he not a good conservative?
What fuck is he not a good person?
Anomaly gook just came out of his hat.
We got a cam on him.
Can we just put an Israeli flag over his fucking mouth the whole time he's talking?
First of all, first of all, a good conservative.
Hold on.
Jews just became conservative October 8th.
This idea that you know what a good conservative is is bullshit.
You don't understand what it means to be a good conservative.
Also, what it is to be like, half of my family is conservative and like traditional, like old school American Republican, right?
They are way different than religious Christian conservatives that are different than maybe Catholic, Southern Baptist conservatives, different things.
There's only LA to New York Jews that just became conservative October.
That's what I'm saying.
So you talk about.
Where else are the Jews?
You have been Texas.
I didn't even know how to tell a guy who was Jewish.
Do you know how many Jews love, support Trump, love and support everything that?
Because of the support of Israel.
And they were critical.
And you've told me that exactly.
Obama's administration.
Also, the rich ones.
Okay, okay.
But it doesn't matter.
Those things don't matter.
Those things don't matter.
Don't spiral, though.
Don't spiral here.
What I'm trying to say is what it means to be a good conservative.
It's like saying, this is the most extreme example, but it's just like, yeah, like I mostly didn't fuck kids.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, that's what you're saying.
Like, he's pretty good.
It's like, no, if you are, remember, Ben is the conservative.
I'm not talking about, like, he can't waver.
It's like finding out Dr. Umar Johnson had sex with a white girl.
You go, what?
What?
Even one would make you discredit everything.
Everything.
So then.
But can't you just like to what Mark said about being an absolutist?
Hold on.
Wavering on the most important conservative point of his career, which is censorship.
That's an important thing.
And free speech.
This is what his career is built on.
He is a journalist, a person in media, and completely wavering and being a hypocrite on it, to me, doesn't make you go, oh, well, it's just whatever.
It just shows an extreme bias.
And that extreme bias is something that I think the public should be aware of.
I'm curious.
We don't know the details of Candace's contract, but do you think she has a case for like wrongful termination?
I don't.
I think they mutually agree.
Yeah, we don't know if she got fired for sure.
I think that's also kind of murky.
Maybe she left.
Maybe she got fired, whatever.
But it's clear this was an issue for Ben.
And I think that's what our issue is with him.
Because again, you position yourself as the absolutist of this thing, the beacon of free speech.
Now suddenly you have a problem with somebody who doesn't agree with something you believe in.
So that's where I think our issue is.
Was it with Cotton, the New York Times guy?
So Tom Cotton wrote an op-ed piece that the New York Times.
Really conservative last name, to be honest.
And the New York Times fired two editors for publishing it because they felt like the piece was not in there.
What is that window?
Overton window.
Overton Overton window.
So they fired to the editors.
And I believe Ben really ran them the riot act for doing that.
Like this is censorship.
This is breaking down free speech.
The op-ed is not representative of the New York Times.
It is a editorial piece.
This is literally a section for not the opinions of the New York Times.
And he, I think, rightfully criticized them.
I would love to see, even if it's a horrible article we all disagree with, it'd be nice to see these different ideas out there to get the sense that like we do have this freedom of speech protected by the media.
So I think he rightfully was very critical.
And now he's admitting that he has an Overton window and that pieces that are outside of that Overton window or talent outside of that Overton window will not be hired by his, what is it, him as a publisher.
If he had said so to me, sorry, just so to me, that is blatant bias and hypocrisy.
And he's made a career calling people out for being blatantly biased and hypocritical.
You know, if you want to have no standards to uphold, be a comedian.
Do you know what I mean?
Just be a clown like us.
It's very easy.
But if you want to rile people up based on their conservatism and what is this country happening, like freedom of speech, we got to fight for the ideals of this American people and make all your fucking cowboy hat movies to specifically talk to a group of people.
We know exactly what's going on.
Guy never been on a horse in his life.
Right?
They know exactly what's happening.
And then you fall short of your own expectations for other publishers.
I think it's fair game to be criticized.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I don't remember what I was going to say, but yeah, I agree with that.
And even if it's not, we don't care.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's the best way.
I mean, Crisis King, though.
Crisis King.
Yo, but Hashem is dope too, man.
What?
Hashem is dope.
Allah.
Sure.
Vishnu.
Vijnu, yeah.
Yeah, Ganesh.
I'll take it.
Ganesh.
Ganesh is fire.
Do you know what I mean?
What's another one?
Ben Shapiro.
If he makes another rap track, you know, he might be back.
Yo, that's the thing.
If he said it with, if he battled Candace, that's what I'm saying.
If you said it with bars, we would have been like, yo, Ben, whatever.
Where's his rap about Israel?
She just needs to be.
We need a rap.
He's going to be like, yo, we hired Candace because of DEI, and we're repealing our DEI, so we're no longer the half-run.
How hard is it?
How hard is it?
We hired a black woman, too.
We needed a quota.
Yeah.
And we're not doing quotas anymore.
And then his base would be like, finally, learn how to appeal to your base.
Come on.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know.
I mean, how did he not see this coming?
He doesn't.
Like, you appeal to right-wing Christians.
Of course, they're going to follow the girl who's going, yo, Christ is king.
I ride for Christians and we're not letting anybody talk shit about Christians.
I'm going to defend them.
They're not going to ride for you.
He had a bunch of them.
He had Matt Walsh, like, who's like super Christian.
Yeah, but and Walsh got the trans thing.
Yeah, But he wasn't like going at Ben or like attacking the publisher.
What was he saying?
Well, he was just like, he just does his shit and just talks his thing within the window.
But if you were talking about hate speech, he said something like, I think if you're a doctor who performs gender-affirming surgery on a trans kid, you should be executed.
Yo, I agree with that.
I agree.
Yo, Matt, shout out you, Chris is king.
I do.
I do.
Yo, the Tuesday after Trans Visibility Day is a really difficult day.
He wants to make him visible so he can handle business.
I'm just saying, Matt Walsh got some bars, bro.
He does have some bars.
Matt Walsh Documentary Debate00:02:14
I didn't know what a woman was before I watched his documentary, What is a Woman?
You know, luckily, I was fucking women.
Thank God.
Yeah, but that was a shot in the dark.
My whole life, I married a woman without even fucking knowing.
Thank God I watched a documentary.
Now I know she's a woman.
But before I watched it, I would have no clue.
Right?
Yeah.
You know how terribly I was watching that with my male or female partner until I learned out she was a woman?
Yeah, bro.
How do you think fucking all these presidents feel?
Who else do they feel?
The fucking French guy, what's his name?
Macron.
How do you think he feels watching what is a woman?
And then we're criticizing him when he never watched Matt Walsh documentary before he married.
He's a man.
He's true.
Uneducated.
He could have just watched the documentary.
He would have never married his teacher when he was 15 that he was getting molested by.
Oh, that's the problem.
He was like, yo, what is a woman?
What if he?
She's too young to know.
What is?
And now he's way older.
He's like, oh, shit.
Right?
I mean, she was a math teacher.
Ain't no woman can actually do that.
I don't know if she was, but for the joke, it makes sense.
Okay, what I'm trying to say is Daily Wise back.
Daily Wire is back, bro.
Listen, Daily Wire is Daily Wire's back.
It was not back when we were starting this podcast and we were being critical of Ben, but now that we know Matt Walsh, yo, Matt, shout out you.
Okay, I need the new documentary.
What's Matt's next documentary?
What is a man?
What is man?
Yeah.
Don't hit.
What else?
What else?
What else we got?
What is a country?
If he's trying to get fired, if he's trying to get fired from Daily Wire, what is a country?
What even really is a country?
Sounds good, buddy.
Shout out, dude.
Sounds good.
Yo, when are we getting Matt Walsh on the pod, yo?
Shit.
I need Matt Walsh on the pod.
I need full.
I need to break down full anatomy.
We got to be in drag, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, to see if he can handle it.
No, see if he can tell.
Who's the woman?
Who's a woman?
Say it.
Which one of us?
Dude, that's a great idea.
Anyway, shout out 50 Cent, bro.
Yo, shout out 50.
Yo, shout out Seth Fire, dude.
Yo, shout out 50.
Listen, shout out LA, man.
Diddy Clip Controversy Explained00:04:38
LA, thank you so much for having us.
The forum, that was crazy.
That looks good.
Dove, Volla, Shifty, Mark, Derek, Tanya, the whole squad, Cheryl and Rob, just the whole squad.
Everybody put on that fucking show.
That was incredible.
That was so fucking cool, man.
Yeah, thank you.
LA Forum.
What are you thinking when you are in the green room?
Every comedian we've ever loved is there.
I saw you had the, you showed the sign of all the people that were performing there.
Chappelle, the first name that pops out.
What are you thinking when you're what's the moment?
Is there a moment where you're like, holy fuck, I'm about to go do something.
I'm on when you're on stage.
I'll be honest with you, I got there a day early because I wanted to work out like some local shit.
And I went up at the store in the improv.
And everything local that I was trying to do was bombing horrendously.
So up until like 15 minutes before I went up at the forum, I'm like, I have no clue what I'm going to talk about outside of the hour that I'm going to do.
Which is a big thing.
Yeah, the hour is the thing I'm most proud of.
I have no idea what I'm talking about outside of this hour.
No, no, no.
You're right.
I know what you mean.
But it's like, you know me, I like to kind of like, you know, talk about what's going on or like do some local stuff.
Like, it's just fun to start it.
And we get into the hour.
And I'm going up because I was working on this stuff and I was trying to do stuff about like what I've heard about LA, you know, the crazy homelessness and all these other things that are like happening in the city, the city like falling apart.
Like you see that in the news a lot.
And I was working it out the night before and like, it just wasn't hitting.
And I remember talking to Mark, I was like, yo, I don't think the people from here either one feel that's what's happening here or two, want to admit it's happening here.
And then I was like, it's kind of like New York where like outside of New York, everybody's like, the migrant crisis is crazy and everything is happening.
But New Yorkers are like, it ain't changed that much.
So after bombing for four shows with all the local shit, I'm just like, it's got to be something else.
And that's where the Diddy idea came through.
And I was like, oh, it's fucking Diddy.
Everybody's thinking about this.
And then I was like, fuck it.
Let's just try it.
I didn't get to try it the night before.
Oh, wow.
So I didn't get to try it the night before.
I was like, fuck it.
Let's go.
Maybe this will work.
I don't know.
And that shit just went over.
The crowd was fucking awesome.
You brought the house down.
It was cool.
It was cool.
You put together an awesome show, Doug.
Thank you so much.
Crisis King.
And then, yeah, then we put out that Diddy clip.
You want to know something crazy?
So yesterday, we put out, I posted a Diddy clip, right?
I posted.
The caption doesn't show up and you can't leave any comments.
I take it down immediately.
Charlotte hits me.
He's like, yo, what happened to that clip?
I try to share it and nothing worked.
And I was like, I'm going to try to post it again.
No caption, no comments.
I immediately, I'm like, Diddy is blocking me.
He's like, Instagram won't let me post it.
Yeah, it won't let me post.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
And I'm like, holy shit, has Diddy connected with Meta and like put his name so we take his name out the caption.
It still doesn't work.
I put puff, that doesn't work.
We try to upload on a burner.
It doesn't work.
And I'm like, fuck, they flagged the clip itself.
So I can, so even other people can't post.
You think Zuckerberg went to a freak off?
Son, he was at the freak off.
That's what I'm thinking, dead ass.
You think you got Zuckerberg on tape, bro?
Pro?
100%.
With the quest?
Vision Pro?
Dang, shifty Googles is Instagram down.
And it's like, yeah.
But who took it down?
Me, that's right.
No, didn't.
No, did you?
Too much self-importance.
I think I was like, damn, man.
I got to be more humble.
And then I can see the world for what it really is.
Exactly.
Anyway, so then we went it up and then fucking, you know, 50, obviously, blown it up.
I saw it from him before you.
Isn't that crazy?
Shout out to that.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was a fun joke.
Yeah, it was wild.
Right.
I love you, Meek.
I love you, Meek.
I do love Meek, man.
I do love Meek.
I do love Meek.
He's a good sport.
Yeah, Meek is a good sport.
He might not be good about this one, but I love him.
But who else is going to be on Diddy's lap?
You know what I mean?
Who else is going to be on Diddy's lap?
But anyway, yeah, the show was just fucking great.
Thank you so much, everybody, who came out, man.
That was fucking awesome.
I wonder if rappers do that.
Like rappers are like, oh, I don't necessarily want to put this person's name in a rap, but it happens to rhyme, you know, with this word.
So I have to put it in.
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Basically the equivalent.
You know what I mean?
It was just the best thing for the joke.
Yo, thanks, bro.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When Dream Chasers comes after you, Mark's going to be like, yeah.
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Intimate Arena Show Experience00:06:50
Now, let's get back to the show.
Did you have fun, Mark?
How was that?
Absolutely being on stage.
It was crazy.
Crazy.
I couldn't figure out the turn it up thing.
I was like, can they actually not hear us or are they fucking with us?
Yeah.
It was like, by the end, it was fine.
And then I was like, all right, don't heckle.
Yeah.
And then they're like, turn it up.
And I was like, oh, now they're just being assholes.
Yeah.
Now they just soccer.
I was so confused.
Yeah.
Five people went up there.
We were like, no, it's fine.
What the fuck?
I had to touch Andrew's mic before it comes on.
It's a heart attack.
But outside of that, how was the experience on stage?
Like this one was more fun because when we did Toronto, I was just in a blackout the whole time.
Yeah.
So the first time ever do an arena.
Yeah, like I passed out on the plane and then woke up on the plane back.
And everything was just like, no idea what happened.
Unless I did something wrong, in which case I remember everything.
Don't come after me.
But while we were there, I was actually able to enjoy it to where like, like the first time you do a comedy club, you're like, holy shit, this is crazy.
Then you do it a couple times.
You're like, oh, I'm actually able to be present in it.
The first time you do it data, you're like, holy shit.
Is this your first time ever?
You never opened in an arena?
No, never been in an arena.
That's Toronto's first arena.
Yeah.
You never stepped.
So what is that like?
Oh, that's crazy, bro.
I did an arena beforehand.
Yeah, he did.
Look at him.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's Cosmo.
That's fire.
Which I understand.
Like, I want the first time I do an arena to be when I do an arena.
But that means the first time you're doing an arena, you're doing the it's your show.
Everything is on your shoulders.
What are you thinking when you walk out there?
Well, I mean, I think in like the in Toronto, the first time is like, okay, what is the pacing going to be?
You always hear people talk about that in bigger venues.
Like, are you going to have to go slower and these types of things?
Did you go slower?
What did you do?
To me, it didn't feel slower because I'm always trying to adjust to the energy I'm getting.
So it doesn't feel slow because it feels on pace with what I'm getting from them.
Right, right, right.
Does that make sense?
But yeah, so I don't really, I didn't really feel like, oh, I'm talking much slower, et cetera.
Yeah, yeah.
But, but yeah, just the wave of energy that you get, like a big laugh is just this.
I think Duvall said it best.
He's like, you know, it feels like everybody's hugging you at the same time.
And it is just like an intense fucking feeling, man.
And also just, yeah, seeing that made people laugh.
And like when you, when you can see the bodies move and you kind of like catch them in your periphery, like the movement, like somebody laughing, just going, haha, something like that.
Like, I don't know.
To me, it's very easy to just kind of not lock into one person and just kind of like see everybody at the same time.
And then those moments will lock you into one specific person that's really enjoying something.
Sometimes you can get locked into the person not enjoying.
Yeah.
That's the thing to fight.
But yeah, it was just, it was just awesome.
And the forum is a dope fucking room.
Was that bigger than Toronto?
It looked in the picture.
It felt smaller in the way that the building is shaped.
It's really intimate.
So some of these arenas are, go, go.
No, I was going to say the big difference also, there's no suites.
This building's from like 1967 or 68.
Same architect as MSG.
So it's round and not long and ovally.
The sweet thing is crucial because you can charge so much money for the suites.
Like you charge these corporations money and they buy them because it's a fucking write-off.
But what they do is they create this separation.
Yeah.
The 300 section is.
And then the high sections.
And so there's less intimacy, you would say, than in these ones that were built before the idea of suites.
Like it feels weirdly intimate for such a crazy room as well.
Every time when we go into the room for the first time, it is jaw-dropping for me.
Yeah.
Like, and also pulling up.
Like, I think in your life or in career, you get so used to like, what is the next thing we have to do?
You know, you're like, what else can we?
Sometimes you don't even, you have to like remind yourself to like focus and enjoy the thing in front of you.
Like it's something I like try to intentionally do.
Like I don't want to look back when my daughter's like 18 and she's like, so what was it like when you were doing comedy all the time?
And I don't want to be like, I don't know.
I didn't really focus on it.
I was focusing on the next thing.
And I, you know, I was worried about this thing and that thing.
And how can we do this?
So there's like a moment where it's, how do we be intentional and like lock the fuck in, and seeing the venue from the outside was like yeah, that was.
You know what's crazy about that?
I don't know why it's crazy.
You know what's crazy about driving up difference like MSG parked in the middle of the city all the time.
You can't see it.
You're in LA, so there's thousands of parking spots around, so you just see one round building like a fucking coliseum.
You own one.
You own several city blocks for that night yeah, and you pull in and then it's just, did you feel the Forum club?
Like we had the Forum CLUB before and after.
That's like showtime Lakers.
I mean Jack Nicholson and Patrick getting AIDS.
Yeah, stop.
Yeah, He probably got HIV there.
Or he gave it.
Both, probably.
Probably.
Wow.
In that very room.
I thought I was going to say champagne.
No.
Well, the champagne led to the HIV podcast.
Yeah, man.
It's just like a magic.
Did he free go off?
That was the free golf before the free golf.
That's funny.
Anyway, so it was just so cool.
Thank you, everybody, that came out.
That was awesome.
And yeah, I'm just really grateful.
It was, and I feel like we put on a really good show.
That is...
That is always the cool feeling to leave with.
You know, where you feel like proud of the show that you gave the people.
And I think that we did top to bottom.
I feel really good about the show.
Like from when you walk in, you know that it has begun.
You know, and it's something we take really seriously in terms of like, how do you scale a show like this for venues like that?
It's not like we're just walking out, we have one fucking light, and then there's a microphone, and then that's it.
And I think a lot of times, yeah, some people, they don't change their show to accommodate the viewing experience for the consumer when they're now in an arena.
And you can do it.
It costs fucking a lot of money to do it, which we will gladly spend because we're grateful people are showing up.
But that's, I think, the difference because you can create that intimacy.
And now you have that.
It's not the same as a club with 200 people, but you have intimacy.
But now you're laughing with 13,000 people.
And that feeling is different.
Like that is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, speaking on the intimacy of the show, so I went to the Drake concert over the weekend.
I wanted to come out to yours, but my little baby girl is still not vaccinated, so I can't fly with her yet.
Your dog.
My baby girl.
I'm a father now, bro.
I'm a father now.
I love seeing Album and Dog back.
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This guy's crazy.
Anyway, go on.
Do you walk the dog?
You don't even walk the dog, right?
We can't yet.
She's not.
She actually got her last vaccination today.
So she can't.
No, you can't.
Oh, we got to talk about that too.
But go on, go on.
So yeah, went to the Drake concert, and you've been to it.
It's not that much different from the one he was doing with 21.
He switched a few things, but it is, it feels so intimate because he has, he's right in the center, and then he lets the whole floor come to him.
And then throughout the show, he's like talking to people in this section and that section.
He makes a giant arena venue look like or feel like a small intimate show.
Is he doing the thing where he raps off beat still?
No.
He stopped that.
He stopped that.
So he stopped that.
You could rap along with the show.
It's a lot better now.
He does take a few shots at Kendrick here and there.
Oh, really?
Subliminals, of course.
He never says his name.
But I really feel like Kendrick wants him to shoot first because I've heard through a source that Kendrick has two confirmed diss tracks like ready to go.
Why don't he just drop them?
That's what Drake did on Meek that was so brilliant is just run it up.
It's a good point.
If Kendrick drops back to back, then back to back to back.
Drake got it.
I mean, but I think like we all know Drake is tested.
And so if he drops first and then if Drake sees what he drops and then comes with something harder, then it's like a harder battle for Kendrick.
But I do think this is my suspicion, but there's Dreamville this coming weekend.
And I think Drake might have a surprise pop-up and maybe that's when we get the diss track.
Oh, wow.
Oh, shit.
That'd be so good.
Like he'll do it live?
I think so.
That's just a guess that I have.
Yeah.
But he's not confirmed for Dreamville.
So if I'm wrong, fuck you guys.
Do you think that they're in on this together?
Which, who?
Kendrick and Drake?
Nah.
Definitely not.
Nah.
This is like true competition.
Like everybody's been saying they're number one, number two.
So it's like they really want to just settle the score.
And they've been taking like low-key shots at each other for a while.
Yeah, for, and that's why I'm like.
Kendrick and Cole apparently also have been taking shots at each other subliminally for a while.
Yeah, but not as much as Kendrick and Drake.
Of course, of course.
They've been going at each other.
Like people are saying this last track on Metro Shit is like the first diss track, but it's not.
He never said Drake's name.
So it's like, when are you gonna actually say his name?
Because that's when a diss track is a diss track if you just keep, even though the subliminals are very clear.
They're not that sub, they're liminals, but still, if it's a diss track, say to brace his name.
That's how I feel about it.
But I guess what i'm the reason why I asked, do you think they're in it?
Because who benefits the most from this?
The both of them right yeah, and Drake is in a position now where it's like there's nothing else that he can do.
I feel almost, yeah, you've been on top of the game for over a decade.
You've made all different types of music, you broke all different types of artists.
Like what else is there left?
No, but it's way more upside for Kendrick.
Oh yeah, I think Drake has a lot more to lose.
Of course, of course, of course, but like there's, there is upside for Kendrick.
But also Kendrick is in such a different position in that, like he's looked at as this, like artsy rapper who only comes out every you know what is it four years or whatever, he's dropping a project, or three years he's dropping a project, whereas Drake is looked at as probably the number one mainstream guy right now.
That's like curating culture.
Drake is, I probably, seen widely by people younger than us as the greatest ever and maybe people are age, I don't know.
Yeah, he's like, he's like the Lebron Notes, but they both.
But they both.
In my opinion, it's like they both benefit from this, because now Drake doesn't need relevance, but now there's something to be interested in him outside of just another album and he's dropping album album, album.
Music is great, we love it.
His catalog is insane, we love it.
But why are we into you now like, give us the thing, that's true.
Now we got a thing yeah, and then Kendrick is, I imagine, gonna drop a new project soon.
I assume never know what him.
Yeah, that is true, but I assume it's like maybe let me start boiling things up, let me get things going for when I drop and now i'm gonna drop while there's peak interest in me like i'll drop in the middle of a beef here's the one thing I would say for Drake.
The longer he doesn't respond, I don't know, maybe people will forget at some point, but I was looking at comments on like an Academics post or a Grand Wizard post or something, and a bunch of the comments were, like Drake, it's about it's time to fucking respond.
Like let's go, i'm tired of defending, but people could forget that or, you know, if he doesn't respond, I think Drake, if he responds, has more to lose than Kendrick, because more people say Drake is the best ever than Kendrick is the best.
I mean like Drake.
I think Drake is teflon and that like he already lost the battle and he's better off.
Like he already got the worst scarlet letter you can be put on a rapper and he's still flawless.
Like like two is two though, and Push is not Kendrick in terms of the perception people have of them.
Push and Tea is not somebody that people think was ever competing with Drake.
Yeah, but I think Push is a better battle rapper, if you will not.
Not, he's a battler, but like than Kendrick.
Like Kendrick I see like more like artsy storytelling and great rhymes, but I don't see him as like a diss.
You make you look crazy dude, whereas like see, I don't think I mean it makes sense.
I I think I see what you're You're saying, but to be fair, we would have never thought push-ahead would have a diss track that would go that crazy until was the story of Eddie Don, I think it was called.
Yeah, no, no, 100%, 100%.
Don't get 100%.
I guess I wonder if he just feels like there's nothing that could happen to him.
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think he feels like me responding, there's more to lose than gain Drake.
Oh, I don't think he's hesitating on like, I don't think he's scared to respond.
I think he's childhood.
I think he is.
Really?
I don't want to say scared because, again, I am a Drake hater.
I still don't think I give it up.
But I'm not, so I don't want to say he's scared, but he's just looking at it logically and being like, why would I?
What upside is there for me to respond?
Because he's looked at at the top of the game right now.
If he lets two, three months go by, everybody forgets this.
Nobody's talking about it.
So he could just stay at his position.
If he responds and then Kendrick's shit is better, now that confirms Kendrick is the top, is better.
But if he goes crazy and his shit is better than Kendrick's, then it's like undisputed.
Yeah, so no one can touch him.
No one's going to fuck with him.
High risk, high reward.
If I'm Drake, I'm so tight.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, I'm just like, yo, if I'm Drake, I'm like, I help everybody.
I give everybody a feature.
I support everybody.
I put everybody on.
I take so many chances on so many artists and really try to uplift them.
And I got to deal with this motherfucker who barely comes out ever making a diss track about me so that he can be looked out as number one where I'm dropping an album every single fucking year.
I'm still on top of the game.
Like, I would be annoyed.
I would look at it low-key as clout chasing.
I'd be like, bro, like, I literally, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm Drake.
I'm like, I'm a good guy.
I am helping people.
Who is Kendrick putting on?
That part is true.
Who is Kendrick?
I can't say he's a good guy because he has been taking shots too.
If he took no shots back, then he could.
So who really started it?
It's hard.
But Kendrick has some shots too.
Control.
Kendrick started it a decade, 12 years ago, or whatever the fuck, with control.
Okay.
But Kendrick started it.
I also give that to Kendrick.
Kendrick has always been, I never looked at it.
Maybe now it's bad blood or whatever, but control we all just looked at like, oh, this guy wants it.
Fire.
That verse what he said to everybody, let's go.
This is rap.
I'm taking shots for you.
Still get me wrong.
Like the consumer, it's awesome for you.
The consumer wins.
But I imagine if I'm Drake, it's like I am putting out so much goodwill in this brutally competitive, hateful genre of entertainment.
All of entertainment is fucking like hateful and competitive, but this is brutally competitive in that like you can actually talk shit about one another.
Actors can't do that.
You know what I mean?
Like if fucking Brad Pitt and George Clooney have beef, they don't act it out.
Like in rap, you can actually do it.
And he's got so much goodwill for everything he's done.
And he's still getting people talking shit.
I do think though.
You can see other rappers choosing sides too, which is even crazier.
Like you see Ross turning on him, Future, Metro.
You saw LeBron mouthing the Kendrick verse.
Well, what do you think about that?
I think it's calculated.
I think it's calculated.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I'm not trying to be dickhead.
We do calculations.
Saying whose side I'm on without having to say whose side I'm on.
See, I don't know.
LeBron always positions himself as like just a rap connoisseur fan of all rap.
So I can maybe see him being like, this is me furthering that image.
Look, I know the words of this song that came out two weeks.
I'm in the culture still.
Even though I'm 39, I'm still a hip-hop head.
I could see that more than I'm choosing sides.
Maybe.
He didn't bring Kendrick on the shop.
He brought Drake on the shop and said something like, you've never had to respond to push.
I love you no matter what.
I think you're great in that way.
Drake has been to Bronny's games, I think, too.
Like, there's a lot of maybe there's something going on behind the scenes where people have a reason to be upset at Drake because it's weird.
Like, Drake and Ross have been cool for their entire career.
What did Ross say?
I don't even know.
Like he was just all he was driving in his car playing a Kendrick song and just like, I'm telling you, it's no, no, no, no, I'm not scoffing at you, I'm scoffing at all the subliminal stuff from murderers.
You know what I mean?
Like you guys are fucking murderers.
You talk about murdering people and then you're like, you know how I'm going to show Drake?
I'm going to play the other guy's song in my car on Instagram stories.
What are we doing, bro?
Say, talk your shit.
How are we talking more shit than them?
Yo, you know what this shit is?
It's fucking hate.
I believe that.
It's hate and jealousy.
I can believe that.
From a guy who hates on Drake, I believe it.
But you like friends with the dude because it's good for business.
But the second somebody takes a shot that could end up being a headshot, you can't wait to support it because he's knocking down the person that you're competing with.
So it's like, yeah, that shit is corning, bro.
Now, unless Drake is out there smashing all their girls or something like that, that we don't know about.
And if that's the case, then we got to share.
That's the rumor with him and Metro, I guess.
Yeah.
He smashed Metro's girl.
Futures girl.
Future.
Yeah.
Did he smash futures girls?
Yeah, Future.
Got a bunch of women.
And Drake does.
And they all do.
And they all share them.
That's the thing about there's this idea that there's this idea out there that they're that like each little area has its own women.
There's like 500 women everybody's fucking.
I genuinely believe this.
There's a pool of 500 whores that are shared by athletes, rappers, 80-20.
It's an 80-20 rule.
It's not like there's 10,000 in LA, 10,000 in New York.
No, no, there's like 500 to 1,000 that are getting fucked by everybody.
And sometimes girls creep into that thing.
They're like, ooh, this is too much.
And then they creep out.
But it's really not that many.
Yeah.
It sounds crazy, but Cost Malone wrote a song about that, I'm pretty sure.
What do you say?
There's same girls everywhere I go.
Or it's like the same chicks every party I'm at or whatever.
They're all invited to the same parties.
They're all invited.
It is the same.
They all know the same model wranglers.
I look at dating apps and they'll show mutual friends, guys, girls on certain things.
I'm just like.
Also, it's not just the rapper athletes in, right?
There's like the jet setter scene, like these fancy events, like the U.S. Open and the Fashion Week and the F1.
There are girls that they're models.
They're professional.
They make their money modeling, but they also are there to get their holes filled by the men that frequent these events.
That's their way to do it.
But that is flown all over the world.
Like, that's the horn of it.
Don't you guys understand what the new game is?
I mean, it's not even the new game, but basically these girls that'll have brand partnerships will be sent clothes, bikinis, and all this shit.
And they have to basically make their social media posts.
They're going on trips around the world with these guys that are flying them everywhere.
And then on these trips, they're posting the content that they did.
So they're making money.
Making money, dog.
Make your money.
I'm all about empowerment.
Because he'd be paying for these.
He'd be wrangling these motherfuckers.
All I'm trying to say is there's just a collection of the same.
Like I've been at some parties, right?
Where they'll be friends of doves that will tell me that they've smashed girls that are there with other people because they're all going to the same parties for the last fucking decade.
It's high school.
At the highest level of this shit, it's high school.
No, it's like we saw with 50 and Diddy.
50s baby mom who was seen with Diddy.
I think that's a power thing.
I think that's Diddy trying to.
Even so.
Still, it's like, how you with two.
But that was most likely one of your chances rosters there.
If that's a power thing, couldn't you say Drake theoretically fucking XY?
Like, I assume Metro didn't fuck this girl once.
Totally.
I hate that we're gossiping about that.
Method of Chuckles going on.
Crazy game, yo.
I hate myself halfway through my interview.
He's doing fire.
Who cares?
I'm going to play a subliminal of some comic I hate in my car.
God.
The funny thing is that we think, right, that like all these famous people, they're just fucking thousands and thousands of girls.
They're not.
They're all fucking thousand of girls.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, you see what I'm saying?
It's like they're not going out.
Like, like back in the day when we would go out and try to get pussy, we had to earn it.
Oh, yes.
These, there's a thousand vaginas that are just there to get fucked by the famous people.
And all fucking it.
It's bobbing for apples, right?
And they just go, boom, okay, I'll take this Brazilian.
And then they go back to their hotel.
I'll take this girl from Romania.
I'll go back here.
That is the game.
So it's not like, oh, they're kicking all this game.
Those girls are like, okay, well, if I fucked Future last week and then I fucked Penny Hardaway and fucked 20 years ago.
Okay, who else am I fucking now?
Damn.
You probably couldn't bob for apples for shit.
So I mean, push them away.
Almost drowned.
No.
I would drown.
I would almost drown before I even got a hell of an apple party.
Yeah, it was fucked up.
It was really fucked up.
Fuck you both.
That was traumatic.
Traumatic.
For you to even bring that up, Al fucking piece of shit.
You ever heard Zach Fox?
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You ever heard of him?
He's like, yeah, comedian.
Funny.
He's hilarious.
He's a comedian rapper.
I think he's a satirical rapper.
But he was a stand-up comic.
He was a stand-up comic.
Yeah.
That's how I know him.
I didn't know that type of person.
No, no, Zach Fox is his name.
I don't know, like, like that.
No, not at all.
No, no.
He had like bits.
No, he was just, he was like, I knew him from his songs.
Like, he did a song with Kenny Beats and went crazy, but he did an interview with him.
He blew up Blueface.
Did y'all know that?
Really?
He posted the, I'm almost positive.
He posted the Blue Face song where he's rapping off beat, the first one that made Blueface go crazy.
And I think he ironically posted it.
Oh, hilarious.
And then it just went crazy.
Maybe we should Google that just to check.
Miles, can you do something besides drooling all over your fucking face?
Fucking retard.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Please, please, Miles.
Please, please.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Miles.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, Miles.
So good, Miles.
Thank you so much, Miles.
God damn it, he wasn't listening at all.
What's that show in Philadelphia school, Quintana?
Oh, Quintena Brunson.
Yeah, I think he's in that.
Quintana Brunson, right?
Quit Quince and Yara Brunson.
La Quinta.
La Quinta Brunson.
Yeah, but he's really funny.
He did a genius interview and they were like, asking him about hooking up with girls or whatever.
He was just like, yeah, man, you can't hook up with these girls in LA.
You go down on a girl, fucking taste Tyga's dick in your mouth.
I was like, whoa, that's crazy.
But it is true.
They just become part of the scene and they're livestock and they just move from one table to the next table.
On Tuesday, they're at this table.
On Wednesday, they're at that table.
Different time and different people.
They're the foster horse.
You got to sponsor one or something.
I think that could be a good way to give a chair of a girl.
I cannot enable this anymore.
Dick.
No, use it as spies.
You're able to get information.
Oh, that's true.
Actually.
I've been reading 48 Laws of Power.
Once I finish that book, you guys are fucked.
Once I finish that whole thing, you guys are going to be you came off the plane Zen.
I cannot wait for that.
He was floating until breakfast at the martel.
He's already in his head.
But if you think he's already in his head, now he's looking at everything through the 48 laws of power.
So every social interaction, he's like, wait a minute, is this guy trying to...
The third law of power?
What is he trying to do to manipulate me?
He can destroy me?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Got him.
Yeah, no, I've been on my 48 Laws of Power lately.
So shout out to Robert Green.
I'm halfway through.
I'm halfway through being the most powerful man ever.
Should we get green on the pod?
He sent us a book.
He did.
But that seems like a ploy.
The fourth law of power.
Send gifts so that people don't see what you're doing.
Is that a I made that one?
But I feel like that's part of it.
29.
That's 29.
I feel like that was good.
That's kind of part of it, right?
Dude.
That is the book.
You just kind of like saying some shit.
And people are like, wait a second.
I need to write this.
I'm going to write like 12 more laws.
I think that would be fun.
I got to figure them out, though.
Okay, so Crisis King.
What were you about to say?
Someone was about to bring something up, or we were going to figure out Zach Fox's connection to Blueface's song.
I'm Googling the hell out of it.
I can't find anything.
That's okay.
In the meantime, SBF got locked.
You just made that up.
I might have made that up.
That's fine, though.
You can't even find it on Google that bad.
I'm also mad at this.
I'm not good at this.
We met a witch.
Oh, yeah.
LA is too much.
That hotel was too much.
You're right.
It is the hotel.
That shit was horny.
There's a girl with gigantic fake tits, three dogs in a stroller, and a Mexican dude.
She laid the Mexican at the restaurant with us for breakfast.
I'm having a breakfast burrito.
Mark's having something hash.
It was a hash, yeah.
And we're sitting down there, sipping coffee.
The Mexican guy lies down on the bench.
The lady takes off her necklace and starts waving her necklace over the guy's head and chest and like speaking riddles and stuff.
That was just Spanish, but yeah, yeah, okay.
But it was a white bitch.
I didn't think she spoke Spanish at all.
But she was, and now keep in mind, Mark believes in demons.
He is a very gullible guy.
Spiritual.
We say spiritual.
Oh, spiritual.
Is that the word?
Spiritual.
He's a very spiritual guy.
So Mark is important to this guy.
He's not even looking over.
He's not even looking over his shoulder.
I'm surprised you stayed.
Oh, I was freaked out.
I was flocking her in the mirror, though.
There's a mirror on the side.
I didn't even see her in the mirror.
I was afraid.
It was wild.
It was a copper energy fucking amulet.
Dove kept going, hey, look like this.
I didn't know.
He was trying to get the gold out of that amulet.
So he goes, he goes, he goes, I'm looking at Instagram because Instagram is serving up like amazing foot content.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was going crazy.
So I'm looking at my phone and Dove's like, hey, hey, going like this.
I notice there's a mirror behind me.
I look at the girl.
I think, because she's looking at my direction, I think she's catching my foot Instagram content through the mirror.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, is Dove telling me to like get the foot stuff out, whatever, like that?
I'm like, oh, I was so embarrassed that I'm looking at foot stuff.
Oh, my God.
So embarrassing.
And then I noticed that this bitch is doing spells with no embarrassment at all.
Oh, my God.
They were having a regular breakfast.
Stop breakfast.
Spells.
Also, he was in a baby stroller.
The guy was normal.
This is LA.
Like, LARE until he started doing the spells and shells.
Like, nah, he's not.
It had to be Mexican.
It had to be Mexican.
Well, actually, we thought potentially.
Might have been.
Yeah.
Shout out BBQ.
Yeah.
Yo, shout out Barbecue, bro.
Has he responded to your DMs, by the way?
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No.
We got to go visit him, I think.
Yeah, I think we'll take a nice little trip down there to cannibal ruler of Haiti.
Barbecue.
You know, a lot of people have died.
Ah, gosh.
It's pretty insensitive.
You suggest a trip right now.
You fucking cut.
Well, I saw an interview with the guy.
I think that would go well for us.
What do you think would happen?
We could have a nice conversation, put out some great YouTube content.
Don't see any rigging.
There's some clips asking about Andrew Tate.
Go viral.
I don't know, dude.
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That's fire, dude.
Oh, my God.
Some travel vlogger.
Yeah, that's what I was referencing.
Yeah, some kid went to go interview him and they just kidnapped the motherfucker for two weeks.
That was fire.
How he thought this is going to go well.
I don't understand.
He does that.
He goes and interviews games.
Yeah, I know, but that's crazy.
You knew at some point this was going to backfire, right?
Yeah.
He got back.
Oh, he got back.
Yeah, 16 days, I think he was held.
So that worked.
He paid some ransom, right?
We don't know if he paid a ransom.
How much ransom?
If he didn't pay no ransom, then it's cat.
It might be cat.
It might be cat.
How is it?
Two baby bag ribs.
Is it two full racks?
So you guys are being really insensitive.
He paid 50K, apparently.
50k?
It's become the most toxic.
600 or something?
Bro, I mean, that's a life work.
That's worth it.
Yeah.
Guy came up.
Yeah, they wanted 400K.
That's a deal.
Wait, 50K for 400K?
This guy should not be charging.
Who's his agent?
The negotiation on that is fucking unbelievable.
He's working out deals like Trump.
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Yo, shout out Trump, bro.
What did he do?
Well, he's indicted or what he owes, what, $175 million in like 10 days?
Yeah, he posted it.
He posted?
Yeah.
Guy got the money.
But they were coming at our boy Jon Stewart and I didn't like it.
I looked at him.
Well, what happened?
What is it?
So Jon Stewart did a whole daily show piece about what Trump did, which is basically like he would massively lie about the like the size of a home he had.
It would be 10,000 square feet and it'd say it's 30,000 square feet.
Inflate the value of his property.
So that would inflate the value of his property.
Then he would go to the bank and be like, hey, let me get this massive loan at a lower interest rate because I'm worth so much money.
Look how much I have in holding.
There's no risk.
No risk.
You guys can just have that if I default on it.
So he would get a lower interest rate.
He got found guilty of that.
And the judge ordered him to pay $450 million, which is what the judge said those loans with interest would have cost you or what, but that's how much you made on it.
And then he pays that to whom?
He pays it to the city of New York.
And what do they do with it?
Give it back to the people through whatever the taxes to the migrants.
Give us the migrants.
Exactly.
That's what we call it.
But the problem, so that the bigger issue is Stewart does this piece.
And I think the point of Stewart's thing was like, he kind of goes at Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank.
Yes.
Pretty hard because Kevin O'Leary's like, dude, we all do this.
All my friends are scared.
Like, what's going to happen to us?
And he's like, rich people are so used to breaking the law that they're like, we broke the law and we got punished.
What the fuck?
And his point is, I think, more so, what you guys don't understand is if poor people do this, they get thrown in jail.
If you lie about your net worth, they get a car loan and they find out, you get punished.
That's not something you just get away with.
That's not true.
Whether or not that's it.
New York Post does an article like Jon Stewart does the exact same thing.
He sold a house in Tribeca for $17 million.
Its assessed value is $1.4 million.
$1.84, yeah.
These are, I looked into it, it's completely different things.
I talked to a realtor friend of mine.
You might know from Miami, but he basically said this assessed value is just the city sends out officials and they have their own metrics and they say, this is how much we think the property is worth.
You get taxed a percentage of that net worth, $1.8 million.
The free market decides what the apartment sells for.
If somebody really wants to buy Jon Stewart's house, then they can pay whatever he wants.
He didn't lie about the square footage.
It's a 6,000 square foot Tribeca duplex with a 1,200 square foot private roof, an 800 square foot terrace.
$17 million is not that crazy for this property.
You might have overpaid because it's Jon Stewart's, but like I looked up pictures.
I sent it to myself.
He overpaid significantly.
But he sells it down the road for $13 million.
So it's not like it's a $1 million house that he sold for $17 million.
It's 25% loss on a piece of real estate, which is in Manhattan.
It's very hard to do.
But that doesn't mean that John has done something illegal, but let's not undermine what's happening.
Also, the guy could have sold because he needs money.
Sometimes a guy goes broke.
A lot of these really expensive properties, you'll see marked down more than you would $100,000 house because it's just there's more room and the guy needs the money now or whatever.
Sure.
We don't know what those circumstances are.
But we know Jon Stewart just sold a house.
But you're lie to him.
You can sell your house for whatever price you want.
So he did nothing wrong and actually sent my friend, our friend, the article.
And he was like, oh, this is a complete hit piece.
Now, he did say what's happening to Trump.
He was like every real estate person does this.
The thing isn't whether or not it's wrong.
The thing is, people have this Trump derangement syndrome where anything that he does, they will grab onto and be like, what an absolute animal to do something like this when they don't realize that not only is John taking the position of protecting the banks, like his position is, but the bank could have got hurt.
You know that bank?
Well, John says, I don't give a poor people out of their home.
John says, I don't give a fuck about the bank.
He says, no, I know he doesn't, but the only person that can get hurt in this situation, I understand in the piece, he was like, well, those loans could have went out to some other country.
Which I don't necessarily agree.
Which they couldn't have.
Yeah, I couldn't.
The bank never goes, oh, we're out of money.
Yeah.
The whole idea of fractional reserve banking is there's always more money.
An entire housing collapse was built on this idea.
Yeah, there's always more money.
And they will give you, they can't wait to give you money if you meet the stipulations.
So I don't think that that was fair.
I don't think it's a fair hit piece on John.
It's not.
But it's also a hit piece on Trump.
He's not doing anything that any other developer in New York doesn't do.
And it's up to the banks to vet these things.
The banks just go, oh, because we believed it.
Yeah.
That's on the banks.
Now, I was thinking maybe they're coming after him mainly because he's Trump.
Secondarily, I was wondering if the banks feel embarrassed.
Like, dude, we got got so fucking hard.
But they didn't kick up.
They got paid back.
Everybody made money.
It's a victimless crime.
That's what Kevin O'Leary is basically saying.
Like, if somebody lost money, okay, clip them.
But the developer that he was working with was like, yo, we made money.
The banks got their money back.
Everybody made money.
So, yeah, why is he paying $450 million to the city or to the state?
If there's a victim who lost $450 million, pay him that and like, how dare you?
But if nobody lost money, he beat the system, and that's kind of what happens.
Did some people think they were going to make more money?
Say again?
Did some people think they were going to make more money?
I would have to look in that.
I think he made more money because of it, but I think the bank made back the interest that they want.
That's what they're looking forward to.
It's still a version of fraud.
Like, if you're lying on this document to get a loan and you're lying about how much you're worth, it's still I would look at it like you're still committing a crime.
Maybe the severity of the crime is not that crazy, but it's still a crime.
My feeling is like you can't commit the fraud if they don't verify it.
Like, do we really think that the bank isn't verifying this shit?
Like, I can't fathom the bank.
Like, you bought a house.
The amount of bullshit that you got to go through to buy a house, the amount of legal bull, the bureaucracy, the amount of checks and credit and everything that you have to buy a piece of property.
I cannot fathom when it comes to hundreds of millions of dollars of property.
They're just going to be like, how much did Trumpy say it was worth?
All right, I believe him.
The banks know the developers are scumbags.
They know they are acutely aware of how scummy they are.
And they're literally looking for margin anywhere they can get it.
So they develop systems to protect against them.
For whatever reason, they let that shit go.
I'm just saying, like, this isn't.
There are plenty of things you can be critical of Trump about.
This isn't the, what is it, the hill to die on or whatever, the cross to Jesus Christ King?
Could it be what you often say to like, you talk about the, I think you had a drug dealer on Brilliant Idiots, and he's like, man, I got seven years for a crime I didn't commit.
And you were like, did you do other crimes that you could have gotten for?
Could it be the same thing with Trump?
Yeah, 100%.
But get him on those.
And get him on the ones where they're victims.
Like that, those to me, like, I always joke around about like him not paying the contractors and how he's my hero because the contracts are taking forever to like do any fucking renovation I want to do.
I keep spending more money.
I joke about it.
But if there are of those contractors, those families that the whole business went under because they couldn't afford to pay their bills and like those people really hurt, that's to me a more compelling story if you're trying to assassinate this man's character.
To me, that's more interesting than, oh, Bank of America didn't count the square footage and then he was able to get a loan that he paid back and everybody made money on.
Yeah, I honestly don't.
I don't know.
I don't think he should be prosecuted, but I'm playing devil's advocate.
Again, to your point, this is the thing they can get him on.
So he got away with these other things that we can't get him on.
We can get him on this.
So you're saying this is the didn't pay his taxes shit for Paul.
He made enough enemies and now they're going to get him on whatever they can.
And so are you mad that he got not mad, but do you feel that it's the hit piece by John or the fact that he was even prosecuted is what's unfair?
Oh, I don't think, I don't care about the John thing.
Like I do whatever you want.
I think it's, I, my, my feeling is prosecuting him for this is only going to embolden his base.
And for, and rightfully so.
Like if I'm a big Trump guy and I see this guy who's like under attack, and then you see this thing happening.
And if you have any idea of like how real estate in this city or any city works, you're like, this is what they all kind of fucking do.
Like we're really just targeting this guy.
Now it justifies that, yeah, they are targeting your guy.
Now you're going to lean in 10 times more.
But do you think, like, say, whoever discovered that he was doing this or like, eh, let's just let him do it because we don't want him in his base.
Like, they should, I feel like they should still bring the charges against him.
I think if you prosecuted more other rich people, it might be a thing.
But here's the thing.
Maybe that starts.
Maybe that does change.
You guys say it like, oh, everybody's doing this.
And I wasn't aware that everybody's doing this.
I wasn't aware I'd be afraid.
I think that is John's point of earnings existence.
Rich people just tend to get away with financial crime.
Let me put, well, people with finances are the only ones that can get away with financial crime.
It's not like you could lie to qualify for food stamps.
I think was an example of John.
And they do that all the time.
Poor people do that all the time.
I let people get upset about it.
Yeah, but they're not going to jail.
They're not forced to pay back the food.
Like, how many of our friends claim someone else's kid?
Like, that was the big thing growing up.
Like, if your friend had a kid, you claimed them as a dependent.
Well, I think they stopped doing that because the IRS started cracking down on it.
Right.
Now you can't do it.
They closed that loophole up.
Are you certain of that?
Well, yeah, you don't hear that joke nearly as much anymore.
I'm fairly certain.
I'm 99% certain.
Tax people have told me, yeah, the IRS is cracking down on this dependent shit.
You're not just getting around.
You're not getting away with that anymore.
Got it, God, God.
Which, again, I think, and I'm not even necessarily saying I love John.
I don't agree with everything he says.
I don't really agree with his piece, but I think that's his point.
Which I can understand.
Yeah, yeah, but this is not something the IRS needs to crack down on.
There's already a rule in place that it's not allowed.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
So the rules are there.
It's how it's prosecuted.
If the rule gets removed that you can't claim dependence, that is something entirely different.
It's up to, in this circumstance, I believe the banks to make sure that whoever they're loaning money to is capable of paying it back.
It is in their best interest to do it.
If I'm the bank and I find out that this person defrauded us, I'm firing every single person in the division.
Like, I'm basically going, we got lucky that he ended up paying it back, but I can't trust y'all to run this fucking business.
Like, to me, that is how you punish this.
Now, yeah, fair, but it's.
It's not everybody does it.
Let me give you an example.
Let me give you a question.
Sorry, is there not a rule in place that says you can't lie about these things to get a loan?
And I would assume that's a rule in place that.
Sure, there's definitely a rule where it's like, be honest about your things.
But I also think that those things are checked.
Example of this.
You look at an apartment in New York City.
A lot of people don't know this.
But if you are in like a walkup in New York City, the stairwell can be considered part of your square footage for your floor.
So you might have 800 square feet in your apartment and then a 200 square foot stairwell.
You list that as a thousand square feet.
Now, you don't really have a thousand square feet.
You have 800 square feet, right?
So the price of your apartment is based on a square footage.
Is it 2,000 a foot?
Is it 4,000 foot?
But is it 2,000 a foot based on 1,000 or 800?
Now, it is legal to include the square footage.
Should it be?
Is that something that they should change?
Because you're really talking about a dwelling.
That's a shared stairwell.
That's not your actual space.
There's so many little fucking little angles and shit that you can push-pull within real estate.
I'm not saying that this is the exact same thing, but here's an example of how the average everyday person, you, you, you, me, would list our apartment.
Yeah, but I can see that because if you get around the system legally, then good, take advantage of everything you can get out of the system.
Illegal Bedroom Apartment Scam00:05:33
But if you're doing it illegally, you can't get it.
10,000 to 30,000 people claim to be able to get it.
Here's everybody.
Here's something illegal.
Here's something illegal that every single, right now you go onto any website in New York City.
My apartment right now is the apartment that I live in with my wife and our baby nurse is listed as a three-bedroom apartment.
It is a one-bedroom apartment that has a dining alcove and then a mezzanine, it's called.
It is legally a one-bedroom apartment.
In order to be a bedroom in New York City, you need a window.
And a closet.
And I guess, yeah, that's right.
And a closet.
They illegally list it as a three-bedroom apartment.
They illegally use that, I'm sure, to inflate the value of their building.
They illegally obtain loans based on three-bedroom listings because you charge four more.
So they are illegally doing this.
Nothing's happening.
They're not being sued.
The developer is not suing them.
They're not having to pay the city.
Like this is, you go on any real estate website right now.
Yours, when you bought yours, they probably said one, or not bought yours, when you rented yours, they're probably like one bedroom or something like that.
Fake one bedroom.
Fake.
Yeah.
Right?
But so this is like the smallest version of it.
What I'm saying is like they're all doing it.
And we will do it when we have the opportunity to.
When you sell your place, you're going to go every square inch of everything.
I'm just saying, what I'm saying is it's just not the hill to dying with Trump.
Like go after him for the things that are legit, but don't go after him for the things that he does that everybody in his field fucking does.
Yeah.
Because it's just going to look like what it actually is, which is a fucking hit piece.
Again, I agree.
It's just, they're just trying to get Trump because they don't like him.
I think I said it at the top.
That's the main thing.
Also, 10,000 square feet to 30,000 square feet is a huge lie.
And I think this is the thing they can get him on.
It's hard to get him on some of these other things, probably.
Yeah.
Otherwise, they, I think, would have gotten him because they don't like him.
They want him out here.
But this is the thing they can get on.
I don't even think they get him on this.
I don't think they do either.
And I do think it only serves to embolden his fan base.
But right now, this is the thing they can get him on.
And when I say they, I just want to be very careful here.
I don't even know if it's a organized hit.
I think it could also be people trying to make their career off of Trump.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So it's not as nefarious as like seven people, the DNC saying, hey, you go get him, you go get him, you go get him.
Hillary Clinton's the actual attorney that's suing him, dude.
But it's also party politics as well.
No, there's definitely party politics, but it's also, there's a DA who's like, oh, I'm going to make my career off taking down Trump.
It is.
So what I'm saying is you don't even care, like not even you, but like the person that's doing it doesn't even care about the people, the good people of New York or the banks or whatever.
They care about forward progress in their career and they're using this person to do it.
When they go private, they can be like, yo, I'm the one guy that got money from Trump.
Yeah.
So everybody is faking it.
Yeah.
Which is the game.
Don't get me wrong.
100%.
I want to call out one part of the game when everybody's playing the game.
So it's the same thing, I guess, with like Trans Visibility Day.
Yeah.
Which is like, and we were having this conversation before where it's like, you get to a certain point where you're like, if everything's fake, why is nobody acknowledging this?
And how do we trust any piece of information?
Like Trans Visibility Day, Biden declares it.
You knew when you printed it that he didn't declare fucking Easter Sunday Trans Visibility Day.
This was a clerical, not even call clerical, there's a timing thing.
Yeah.
Really?
Like, it's honestly Catholics flipping the fucking day every year when you think about it, right?
So, and the same thing with this.
And it's just like, when everything is just bullshit, do you just play the game as well?
Knowing that you're a liar?
Or do you call out the truth?
Like, yeah, what do you do in that situation?
I feel like making fun of how absurd it is that everybody's just going along with a lie.
Jon Stewart.
Is the position.
But John knows.
John knows better.
He knows better.
I feel for everyone who like calls it how he sees it, I think he's the closest to being authentic.
I think John is authentic.
John is purely authentic.
What I'm saying is he also knows that this thing on Trump is bullshit.
And the only reason he's doing it is because Trump is running for president.
He could have done this 20 times over with every developer in New York City.
He didn't.
He's doing it because it is an example of why this person that maybe he believes is unfit to be president shouldn't be.
That's what I'm saying.
And also, he's running for public office, and he should be scrutinized just like anybody else is.
100%.
And John's show is to talk about politics, so he's not going to just pick on any other developer.
100%.
100%.
I'm not critical of the choice.
Critical Choice On Trump Bullshit00:04:02
I am critical of the choice about this specific thing when maybe there are other things that he could focus on.
We spent so long on this fucking topic.
Was it interesting?
I have no clue what's real.
I have no clue what's fake.
You know what's real, though?
Christ K. One thing.
Crisis K. Thank you.
Every time we say that, Miles is going to insert a picture of you at the anointing stone.
Touching the stone.
Hell yeah, dude.
You haven't been there?
I didn't read them all down, so don't hold me to that standard.
I've been there, right?
Or have I?
I don't even know.
Is that the wall?
Do it now.
You haven't been to the anointing stone, bro?
He hasn't been in Israel.
Wait, really?
I haven't been to Israel.
I'm going to go.
It's not even on.
When this whole little kerfuffle settles down.
When they get over themselves.
Kerfuffle.
That's what you have.
Wait, what do you mean?
You went to the wall, but you didn't go to...
You must have gone to the church of the Holy Sepulchre.
But you went to the Jew wall?
That's something I had to get my pick off, bro.
Why wouldn't you get your pick off at the anointing stone?
That's where Jesus was wrapped up.
Yeah, I didn't have enough time.
It's on the way to the wall.
Did you go to the tomb where Jesus rose to heaven?
I went to the place where he went to heaven.
You don't need enough time.
The whole shit's like block, right?
It's a whole.
No, but you walked from your car past this small church that has the Sepulchre Church to the Jew wall.
Maybe I. As a Jew, I'm offended.
My tour guy, he wasn't.
He didn't bring me there.
Yo, we should go do a Hajj.
We should go to Mecca during Ramadan, dude.
I have a friend that's there right now.
He was telling me the whole shit was like, you got to like camp out and you get your whole thing and then you take, spend the day doing the 500 and you go around it.
If you go, I hope you get fucking kidnapped like that.
Why would I get kidnapped?
There's one place he's not going to get kidnapped.
Why would I get kidnapped?
It's so annoying.
You don't want to do Hajj like that.
But you know you can't do the Hajj.
Well, if I convert, oh, you have to be a revert.
Oh, really?
Isn't that what it's called?
Because everyone was Muslim.
That's fire.
That's kind of smart.
Isn't it called a revert?
Can somebody look that up?
Were they all Muslim at Montana?
Meaning, like, we're all Muslim in God's eyes.
Oh, that's fine.
That's good, right?
That is great, Brandon.
I've never heard that.
No, no, it's great.
That's fine.
Can someone look that up?
I want to make sure I'm not going to be able to do that.
You know what you don't need to look up?
That's a trend that's starting.
We don't need to do that.
We don't need to look up the facts, but we can remind you that you were all Jews.
Stop the count.
No, we weren't all Jews before because you guys wouldn't let us in, you selfish, fucking greedy pieces.
You're the only ones.
Right?
You could have been all Jews.
You could have solved this whole fucking Israel-Palestine thing if you just let them dreidel up.
But you did it.
Is that the answer?
The fact that they got Christians and Muslims in there.
Yeah, dude.
I think you guys got to bring some people in, dude.
Open it up.
Open it up.
Open it up, Jews.
Open it up.
You got the toughest bounces, bro.
Yeah.
Like, even if, what's the rule?
Even if your dad's Jew, you're not a Jew.
Yep.
That's crazy, bro.
Half.
I'm ready to marry an anti-Semitic girl as long as she's Jewish.
What else?
I don't care.
After she marries you, she will be.
Speaking of Jews, dude, SBF is a real one.
What do you do?
Keep him.
He didn't snitch.
Wait a minute.
Tell me.
What does that mean?
Who do you have to snitch on?
I know.
Everyone else went down.
Everyone else went down.
What does that mean, everyone else?
Else that's in the organization that was like a part of FTX or Alameda.
Yeah.
All of them cooperated.
They all turned over like one state's evidence, like gave over text messages, gave over everything.
Yes, they should.
There was, well, they all were getting rich off it.
Everyone was doing dirty shit.
Oh, so wait, he's the only one that.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, he doesn't have an opportunity to snitch on everybody because he's snitched on.
But there's got to be a way, right?
No.
No.
There's nothing you can do.
He's the top.
He's Al Capone.
He's the godfather.
They could go and get someone.
He could get someone else.
Who's he going to get?
Tom Brady?
There's nobody else to get.
Larry David?
There's nobody else to get.
No, SBF.
He's going.
Well, free him.
Yeah, free SBF.
Low-key.
Free SBF.
Some people were saying that his parents were in on it too, which is hilarious.
Of course, they were in.
Have you looked into this?
They're both Stanford law professors.
You just shook your head.
No.
You do believe that.
I do believe it.
Christ is king.
Christ is king.
That's what I believe.
Crypto Zoo Jail Time Demand00:03:15
Single Christian crypto fraud person.
That's fair.
That's probably not true, but I'm with it.
Look it up.
Look it up.
There's not a single Christian crypto fraud person.
It's true.
Look it up.
The Winkleby.
Look up the Winkleby.
Or Hindu.
Or Hindu.
I don't know about y'all.
No, we're good.
I don't know about y'all.
A Denver pastor was charged.
Pastor.
Keep going.
Charged.
Cryptocurrency fraud.
And he said, God told me to do it.
Yep.
Saw that one.
God damn.
That's a crypto fraud.
Coins.
I don't count.
God.
But when you come up with the fake coins, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, what happened to CryptoZoo?
That's what we needed.
No, that's what we did.
That's you, it's you.
That's you.
That's you.
You're getting a subpoena later on.
If SBF is getting 25 years, how long is Logan getting for CryptoZoo?
He shouldn't get the same amount, but he should go to jail for a little bit.
Well, he needs to get at least five years for that fried chicken shit.
Yo, five years for the prime fried chicken, which is so racist to send out to fucking blacks.
You got literally to Alex.
Can you show me the thing?
Tell me that.
It's on the ground.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
I don't even want to see it.
This got sent to Alex Media at Flagrant Studios.
It did.
A fried chicken prime flavor.
No, it has it.
I had to taste it.
Oh, you got to taste it.
Oh, no, it's delicious.
Logan got to go to jail.
You said I had to taste it.
That was the black guy.
No, no, no.
No, you.
I'm going to like it anyway.
I don't know anything about this.
I mean, you don't flavor your chicken, so it's the same.
Yeah, way too much seasoning.
No, I'm good.
That's nice.
I'm good.
It's like chicken broth or grease.
A little bit of chicken.
That genuinely is not bad.
It tastes like bone broth.
It tastes like a broken bread.
You guys ever have bone broth?
Holistic bone broth.
It's great for college.
It makes your hair look good.
You guys should try this.
The sound effect was really key.
That's really nice, honestly.
Ew.
Ew, it sucks.
It tastes like a ramen packet in water.
That's great.
Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
Try it.
Nah, I'm not.
Why?
Why?
Cold beer on a Friday night.
I stand against this.
I don't like this.
It truly tastes nothing like chicken in any way.
I don't like anything.
Can you tell me about it?
Can you try it?
Why don't you like anything about it?
Can you try it?
You're actually trying after it.
What the fuck, guys?
Are we on a podcast or not?
Alf, try the fucking fried chicken.
Don't force out it.
Drink it.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Yo.
Ow.
You're stinking up.
He's only good chicken, man.
Suck it up.
Get over yourself, dude.
Try to fucking fry.
Salmonella is not cooked enough.
That's terrible.
Try to watch it.
Saltaro.
Saltaro.
Salmonella.
Oh, God.
You got to second on the side.
Samanella Dolmanella.
No!
No.
Jesus.
Why are you yelling at me?
Yo, why are you camping?
You turn an Akash on with the nose.
Real talk, man.
Twins Body Problem Headphones00:07:53
That was close.
Okay, but in all seriousness, this is disgusting, actually.
Chris is king.
Fried chicken is queen.
And Duv, here you go.
They should sue his investors.
What do you mean?
For wasting money for a joke like that.
Yo, Logan should go to jail.
Logan should go to jail.
I just looked into this crypto zoo thing.
Did you guys find out about this crypto zoo thing?
I mean, he's obviously a racist for sending fried chicken paraphernalia to Alex.
But outside of his racism, he should go to fucking jail for this crypto zoo thing.
Why did nobody tell me about this?
Why did nobody comment on every fucking podcast about it for the last six months?
That would have been nice if they did that so we could know.
It's crazy.
Fucking crazy.
Miles, you got any information on CryptoZoo?
Miles hasn't got any of his money back.
Yo, Miles just keeps wicking.
What does Miles do?
Does he even switch the camera angles?
Does he even switch the camera angles anymore?
I'm sorry, Miles.
Are we boring him?
No, like, he literally.
We need a Miles Cam just so he actually pays the fucking attention.
What just happened?
One of the lights is flickering.
I'm staring up trying to figure out which one.
Oh, is that what you're doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it was.
Can we talk about these Miles 11s getting married?
Oh, my God.
They're five and a half inches.
Look at her back.
Oh, shit.
I gotta look at my notes.
Yo, this is.
Okay, so they're these conjoined twins.
Yes, Abby and Brittany.
Okay.
Break down the story.
So what's crazy is that I don't even know why this became a big story right now because she's been married since 2021.
So people just discovered that she was married.
And now they're reporting on it.
It wasn't ready.
It took twice as long as a normal story.
But yeah, they've actually been making, I actually feel a little bit bad for them because they've been making an effort to stay out of the spotlight because they hate the attention that they get and all the questions that they get and shit like that.
But we can't not talk about this because this is crazy.
So just being honest here.
It's crazy.
So what?
Can you tell me which one he's married to?
So he's married to Abby.
Is that the left or something?
It's got to be close to that.
Wow.
Yeah.
So they got all up on them.
The type of twins they are, they have different brains, different hearts, and I think different livers, but then everything ways down.
They share, and then each one controls an arm and controls a leg.
So they have to like really get their coordination down on everything they do.
Yeah, it's really dope.
They drive too.
That's crazy.
Nah, you can't do that.
Only one drives because only the right leg girl controls.
Let's just say they.
Because dude, just imagine how bad a double woman driving is.
That's nuts.
How did she get a fucking license?
Imagine showing up to your driver's test and this fucking ginger root walks into the car.
You gotta take it seriously?
Are you kidding me?
No, but the dope thing, there's no blind spot.
Yeah, no.
This is probably the safest woman driver.
Yo.
Great point.
You don't even need a rear mirror looking behind you the whole time.
Looking like Bob.
There's so many upsides.
This is awesome.
Okay.
Okay.
So what's the deal with the other girl?
She just got to be married to.
Does she get nights off?
Does she get nights where she's not getting fucked?
Yeah.
They both feel their vagina.
So they both had a consent.
But does she get a night?
Does she like, I just want to sleep with, because she's not married to him.
Correct.
I don't know why both don't just marry him.
Yeah.
There's only one, it's too hard.
There's two connections.
Don't be a monster.
But like, you could be in a polyamist relationship.
What if they're not poly?
You're forcing them to be power?
What the fuck?
Aren't you Christian?
But I don't know why you're doing that shit.
Why you wouldn't ask?
What do you mean, Morgan?
You want to send them to hell?
Oh, geez.
I don't think Polly will go to hell.
I love how much you're defending that.
But I'm like, yeah, like they could both just marry him and then they'd be all synced up.
No.
Okay.
No.
What do you think about it, Miles?
Apparently, this all blew up.
Apparently, this all blew up because he's being he had a former marriage and he's being asked to do a paternity test with his former children.
So this is why it's back in the news.
I don't understand why he would be asked to do a paternity test.
To see if his past wife was cheating on him.
So he's requested a paternity test.
No, she filed for it.
Why doesn't make any sense?
Why would she want it?
Hey, I'm reading the same shit y'all read.
Oh, maybe he's not claiming the kid and she's like, that does make sense, Miles.
Thank you.
I'm talking about Mari.
This is a Mario.
Yeah, basically.
Wait, wait, so can they have kids?
What happens?
How many heads will they have?
Does it double?
Come on.
Does it?
No, I'm being honest.
If it's genetic, because it might be, they might be four of them.
Can we just acknowledge that?
That that's a possibility.
It's probably a possibility, but yeah.
Usually this type of Siamese, they don't make it beyond infancy.
So she's like a rare occurrence.
I mean, it's amazing what they've been able to do in their life.
Yeah, it's fine.
But when she's giving them a head, does the other girl just have to be like next to it?
That's crazy.
So a double toppy is fire.
But it's not even double.
Like Shorty's listening to the podcast.
One of them is listening to Flagrant, and then the other one is just fucking blowing dick.
Bro.
We're along for the ride.
Yeah, you're just there.
That's wild.
I don't know maybe there's like a divider or something.
I mean, the noise-canceling headphones are crucial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could do like a divider.
Remember those sleeping masks and some noise-canceling headphones?
You're in your own world.
Would you do that if you went out to dinner?
This is interesting.
Hey, we want to go out to dinner.
Private time.
The other girl's just like, I'm going to bring my book and we're going to put a little visor or whatever.
And then you guys have dinner.
I can't hear anything you're saying.
And then you have a nice intimate date and I'm just reading my book when I'm hanging out.
Oh, and if they're both on dates, then you could just get a visor across the whole thing.
Done.
And then you have two dudes.
Dude, you know what's tough?
These are two sisters.
They got shit to vent about with the other person.
You can't do that.
Oh, wow.
Just there.
It's like, hey, I want to complain about you.
Put on your noise-canceling headphones.
Put on some music.
I need to vent about you.
Yeah, I bet you they complain less, though.
I feel like they argue less.
Like their lived experience is so stage accent.
So share.
They're always sharing clothes.
You know what I mean?
Shit.
They would have gotten in trouble during COVID.
They can't even social distance.
That is true.
That's true.
That's true.
How did they make it through?
You think?
The way you said it.
I mean that.
Valid question.
It seems like you were feigning curiosity instead of something insane.
No, I'm being serious.
Like, how did they make it through?
Now it's coming.
Guys, I don't have any jokes.
Nothing.
We gotta have any jokes.
We gotta look away.
Let's put on the noise-canceling headphones.
What's another topic that we can talk about?
Is there anything else?
God, man.
Shout out to them, yo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder how they made it through.
How do you think they made it through?
Guys, what did they do to make it through?
I have no theories.
You have a theory?
No, I don't have any theories about it.
I'm really glad for their relationship.
I'm glad that I want to see him dance.
You know, if she was wanting some Hill song and just I would rock out a Hill song.
Oh, I love it.
Are you doing wrong with that flood buddy?
Hill song is hard in it.
No, because there was no motherfucking Wi-Fi, so my hill songs didn't pop up.
Damn.
What did you do, the whole foot?
Three Body Netflix Source Material00:02:14
I watched Three Body Problem.
Oh, yeah.
Three body problem.
Three body problem.
It's a new Netflix show about how these dude's not.
No, it's about Simon's twins.
They got married, bro.
That's fucking out of your mind.
Bleed that whole shit that I said and keep exactly the thing he said because that was amazing.
No, Three Body Problem.
It is a new Netflix show that has the worst branding I've ever seen, the worst name I've ever seen.
There's a couple like casting issues, but the show itself is really compelling and interesting.
It's based on this like novel, like one of the highest-slung novels ever.
And it's done by the guys who did Game of Thrones.
And James Cameron tried to buy the rights of the novel multiple times.
They just wouldn't give it to him.
They finally agreed to give it to this guy.
It's like one of the most best-selling books of all time.
Really cool story.
Wait, but the guys who did Game of Thrones, that was the ones who did season seven and eight.
No, that did all those guys the whole thing.
And then seven and eight is where it kind of fell off.
But they did the whole when it was great.
They still did it.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought they brought new people.
And they really did it with like no writer's room.
It was them for all those great seasons that you lost.
Yeah.
So they are fucking source material.
Yeah, yeah.
Source material.
All credit to source material.
So to be fair to them, they have source material with an ending this time, and they don't have to make their own shitty, god-awful ending.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I mean, you're nice.
Yeah, man.
You're fucking great.
Anyway, new show on Netflix, I think, very interesting.
How do I tell you what it's about without like giving away too much?
You just watch it.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe just check it out.
But it's cool.
But if you're looking at the branding of it, or if you're looking at like trailers and that kind of shit from it, it kind of sucks.
And I would see why you wouldn't want to do it.
But then when you get into the story, the story is like kind of really interesting, dense, and cool.
Just fire.
One thing is, I don't think you can.
I think they're TV show.
Yeah, not at all.
They probably had a lot of approval rights.
You're not going to change the name of the book.
That's what people know.
That's what it is.
And then on the first teaser, I agree.
You don't know what it's about.
Just give it a try.
Fake News Globalist Chimichangas00:11:25
First season.
Is it going to be the show that saves us as a nation that gives us everything to watch every single week?
No.
Not at all.
Just another fun thing for us to watch.
Fun show.
I started watching The Gentleman.
I'm still.
Oh, here those are the first episode.
Yeah, I love the movie.
Did you see the movie?
Guy Richie is great.
He was great.
Movie was great.
This is kind of like taking a part of the movie and building a series off of that part.
But I think it's going to be good.
I'm like almost through the first episode and it's just fun.
Just great.
Check it out.
It's a good chance.
It's the vibe.
It's in the future.
But it's not like the most amazing thing, but it's like a good.
It's quality.
Yeah.
It's not.
Good distraction.
Yeah.
Great distraction.
Good pastime.
I'm re-watching Seinfeld, but my girl, she's only, she's watching it for the first time.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so it's like a really fun experience.
Holding up.
Oh, yeah.
She likes it better this time.
Like, there was so many things I just missed.
You're just too young to get young to get it.
It's awesome.
Watch.
Yeah.
And there's certain things.
So the first season I struggle with, a couple seasons are early, but it's just a little slower.
But then there's things I didn't live in New York, so I didn't get certain episodes.
One episode, Kramer, they live on the Upper West Side.
He's dating a girl on the Lower East Side, and the whole episode is like this long-distance relationship, and it's killing them to try to see each other.
And if you're not from New York, you're like, I guess, I don't know.
But when you live in New York, you're like, yeah, that's crazy, dude.
Upper West, Lower East.
Who's doing that?
There's Akash said that one of the funniest things when we first met, he was going to look for apartments and he went to look for an apartment in Brooklyn.
And he goes, the apartment, the apartment was, he goes, the apartment's four miles away.
Yeah.
Right.
He goes, it took me an hour and a half on the subway to get there.
He goes, is the subway going two miles an hour?
I couldn't understand.
He just couldn't get this idea.
It blew my fucking mind.
It was actually, I think it was seven.
It was Hoboken to the Bronx.
So I'm taking the PATH train and then I'm taking this train and then transfer.
It was two and a half hours.
And I was like, I think I could have walked to this place.
But I do understand.
Like, if you're coming from outside the city, you're just looking at mileage.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You go.
Seven minutes.
Seven miles is seven minutes.
I mean, this was like a week ago.
Looking for apartments, and I was like, okay, what do I set the radius to?
Like, if I'm looking for places in the area, and I was like, like, two miles.
Two miles back.
Connecticut.
You're in Pennsylvania.
That was blowing my mind.
You don't realize how small this whole shit is.
How's it looking?
The apartment search.
Terrible.
Is it bad?
Wait, tell me, tell me, tell me.
I was just like, you're looking for like now.
The priorities have changed.
We're like trying to find just like a nice regular fucking place.
And it's just, it's hard to find anything that's like good.
Everything's so expensive.
And then you're just like looking at like, okay, maybe we just don't eat food anymore.
Like, we're trying to budget in our heads.
We're like, yeah, we can try to skimp here.
I don't know.
You're looking to rent a bike.
Rent just in Williamsburg.
You want to move in with me?
I would.
I mean, Dove got the craziest deal of the century.
And I asked him, I was like, Dove, what should I do for a place?
He was like, move it with Jamil.
I was like, okay.
This is productive.
Jameel got a globalist.
Yeah, right?
Jamil got a place out in Greenpoint.
Yeah.
But I hear that Greenpoint and Williamsburg are kind of like...
They like meshed.
So this thing is the same thing.
Mark is bougie.
He wants to be a little bit more than a bit of a Greenpoint is beautiful.
Greenpoint is great.
Yeah, beautiful.
Bit of a train desert, but it's beautiful.
I think that's the only tricky thing, which is the subway system.
Yeah, you're got the bike, though.
Yeah, which is far.
There's also a lot of people.
And you don't really care about your wife's well-being anyway.
So she can go, whatever.
She'll figure it out.
That's like a two-bird situation.
Yeah.
The thing about someone said about like Greenpoint, there's like that.
There's like no post office.
There's like weird things that don't exist there because it wasn't really erected to be a residential place.
I think there was a big Polish community that was always there.
But like, so they just don't have certain things that you just automatically expect.
The post office, who fucking needs it, go to FedEx, but there might be a few other things that are like that.
But the fact that the neighborhood has become so popular and living in Brooklyn has become so popular in our lifetime that two distinct areas that felt far from one another have now just blended.
Like that's, I know I sound like an old guy right now saying this, but like, can you imagine when we're younger?
I still remember Williamsburg when it was rough.
Yeah.
Like I remember I remember when it was the fucking uh globalists.
Yeah.
It was the headquarters for the globalists.
It blew my mind.
I talked to a globalist on the phone trying to like figure out a deal for the apartment.
And what did the globalist say?
It's the globalist that runs my current apartment.
And I was like, is there any way you can keep me in the area?
Because my wife is a midwife for the globalist community.
So smart.
So for the globalists in the future, we're talking about the they got the hats, the curls, and then the big time snow globes.
That's not Williamsburg.
It's Lithuania.
Yeah, it's Poland.
But I was like, yeah, can you keep us near the neighborhood?
Like, do you have another place?
And he was like, please tell me the globalists to care of it.
He's like, well, look, we'll look for it.
But then he tried to check me.
He's like, which hospital?
I was like, Homebirds, bro.
Come on.
And then he was like, oh, you're real.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So we're trying to work it out with the Globalists.
I mean, we're never calling Jews Jews again, by the way.
Who would have thought Ann Coulter with an absolute banger?
What do you think about it?
I'll allow it.
See?
It's fun.
You got to have fun with this.
Yeah, dude.
Crisis King.
Yeah, okay, but Crisis is king.
So in any advice, apartment hunting?
What should I do?
Man, should I buy a place and renovate it?
What do you think?
Exactly.
That's what I think.
Two seconds.
Don't trust me on most financial things.
Oh my gosh.
Who would have thought?
You would have thought, you know, you get a nice, you know, nice piece of real estate.
Because you got such a globalist name, you would think.
Once they find out you're not globalist, then you just feel fucking rich.
Oh, my God.
But you got the place without the help of a globalist to seal the deal, you use a Globy, but not to find it, right?
I just want to make sure.
I want to just.
I located the deal myself.
So San's Globalist.
I found the deal.
That's impressive.
I'm sure it was listed by a globalist, but I found it.
And now we have the meatballs working on it.
The meatballs are very...
You need the enchiladas, really.
The chimichangas working on this.
Honestly, the meatballs hire the chimichangas.
So the meatballs have hired the chimichangas.
And the chimichangas, I think, are fantastic, but the meatballs, I don't know if they're communicating to the chimichangas what needs to get done.
Right.
So there's really no head meatball.
That's the problem.
So every time you go in, it's like something hasn't been ordered or something.
Like, you know, I guarantee if it was some fresh fucking tomatoes, they'd get ordered.
But when you need the meatballs to actually order the mill work, that shit doesn't get done.
So I think that we have what is commonly referred to in the business as a meatball problem.
Because a Globie did help you with this space.
Put up the walls, do the things.
No, no, let's be very.
Oh, let's be very clear about this.
No.
Put the meatballs on the Globey.
Anagasaki helped us with this place.
Onagasaki designed this place.
Anuke designed this place.
A nuke is good.
A nuke designed this place.
Well, design, technically built.
God damn it.
Hold on.
There's a chain.
There's a chain.
Go.
So, so, but then there was, we did have a globalist that came in to do something.
They maybe put, did the work or something.
Did the walls.
And then you dragged him the wrong way so much that he doesn't even answer your phone anymore.
No, no, no.
He loves us.
What are you talking about?
Are you really going to sit on this podcast?
He loves it.
There's one person that doesn't.
The Ruskies that did the glass work.
But was he also a globalist?
Nope.
You're lying right now.
Nope.
I can feel the uncircumcised dick just coming through on you.
You're telling me right now.
You're right there.
No.
You're lying.
No.
You're telling a lie.
You're telling a lie.
Boris was not a globalist.
Oh, it was Boris.
No, I know.
Just made up a name.
Well, the name carries a lot about makeup names.
Okay.
In all seriousness.
In conclusion.
Stage statement.
Aww.
I was annoyed you're on the phone when I heard that.
I just saw motion detected.
How there's a black woman stealing my baby.
Whoa, you gotta go do something.
Yeah.
You gotta go do something, bro.
Dude.
Yeah.
We did not get back after 400 years.
You got an oxtail grabbing your baby?
You gotta go do something.
Can't have a beast out of it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, guys.
Listen, in conclusion.
In conclusion.
Crisis King.
Okay.
Shout out the Globalists, though.
Globalists.
Doing a pretty good job.
I fucks with the Globalists.
Yo, love the Globies.
We love you.
Big Globalist fan.
Chris is King, though.
Chris is king.
We know that.
Anything else?
I think there's a change.
Shout out Daily Wire.
Yep.
Yeah.
Shout out Matt Walsh.
Yeah.
What is a woman?
We need to know what the fuck that is.
That's the bottom of that.
We are going to get to the bot.
We're going to have him on the pod and see if he can tell.
Talking all that shit like he knows.
I'm going to show you a fucking, see if you can tell a difference between my dick folded up and a nice fresh Matt.
What?
That could be good.
Crisis game?
What else, Miles?
Happy trans coming out there.
Happy trans visibility day.
Happy Miles attention span of a sparrow day.
Nice.
Okay.
You see the video of the crow taking down the Israeli flag?
Oh, man.
Leave us alone this time.
That's hilarious, bro.
Hold on.
It's on the top.
That is a super funny term for Muslims, Miles.
Oh, man.
I didn't see this.
Bro, that is a bad omen.
That is crazy.
Came out 11 hours ago.
Watermelon, yo.
Water.
No way.
I mean, I've never seen a bird take down a flag before.
But it's a robot, right?
It's like a Hamas tool or something like that.
Isn't that funny?
That's what they're using their deck on.
Yo.
Robotic crows.
Yo, no, that's not real.
That's got real.
That's got to be hilarious, though.
That's awful.
That is crazy.
That's not real.
That might be God.
Nah, obviously fake news.
No, that's fake news.
Alternative things.
That's the king's work right there.
I know, right?
We have receipts this year, guys.
Okay, listen, listen.
We love you.
Yeah, he's probably going to need them to return some shit.