Dillon Danis and Andrew Schulz dissect Danis's upcoming fight against Logan Paul, detailing his rigorous mirror training with Alex Pereira and defending his lawsuit against Nina Agdal amidst claims of infidelity. The episode explores Danis's past trauma, including a severe knee injury and a violent nightclub incident, contrasting his desire for legitimate world championships with influencer brawls. Through chaotic banter, legal debates, and physical sparring, the hosts examine loyalty, fame, and the blurred lines between comedy and combat sports. Ultimately, the discussion highlights Danis's redemption arc and his resolve to prove his worth beyond viral controversies. [Automatically generated summary]
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Moving Back Into Frame00:14:42
I definitely got more popular.
I mean, now mailist.
That's.
Laughing.
I'm gonna f this kid off.
Do that.
Sit the f down.
You're gonna break the watch.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You wanna go head to head?
Can't touch me.
You can't touch me.
You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me.
And I know that you've had sexual stars.
And you asked.
Are you getting hard, dude?
I felt something.
Oh, he's like a f ⁇ ing off star.
He's grabbing my finger on the board.
I'm doing that.
I can't break the f ⁇ ing.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
And today we are joined by the one, the only Dylan Danny.
Yo, David!
Good.
Okay, I was a little bit surprised when you walked in.
You're in shape.
I'm always in shape.
You know.
Last time we saw you, you were homeless.
You came to us in Miami.
I was drunk off the bender.
That was not fair, though.
I thought it was a bender.
I know.
It was a very bad movie.
You almost canceled.
The pot was at like 2 p.m.
You know what I'm saying?
I ever told the story from the club.
I literally woke up.
I could not move.
That's all hungover.
And I have a girl next to me that was like 300 pounds.
And I'm like, what the f ⁇ ?
I did.
But she got fat ass.
I could show you a picture.
Yeah, we'd like to see a picture.
We want to see a few pictures.
Show you what's sexy.
So I wake up.
The what?
No.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Loose lips with Danny's.
But I'm not going to show who it is.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I can show you guys so you guys can appreciate it.
That's what I'm talking about.
But okay, this girl is 300 pounds.
I mean, but in a good 300 pounds, not like a sloppy 300 pounds.
Okay, what was her battery?
No, I don't know what that means.
Oh, I'm going to show you.
Yeah, she'll be a solid 300.
Yeah.
Okay, hold on.
300.
Did you guys say this?
Aaron Donald?
Let me see.
We ain't talking.
Oh, wow.
We can't put this on.
Oh, okay, because you guys can see that it is.
Yeah, yeah, just so we can see it.
Oh, wow.
That's not 300 pounds.
That's true.
That's 300 pounds at half.
Yeah, that's how that.
Oh, she's got a dick.
Bro, that's cool.
Oh, hell yeah.
Dude, why?
Wait, wait, what's going on?
Dude, that is wild, man.
Yeah, you are.
You are a fan of the LGBTQ or whatever the fuck you are.
All right, be honest.
Be honest.
No, she has to be.
You couldn't handle that.
She break you in half.
No, she would.
She split my fucking star.
So I wake up next to that.
I'm dead.
I can't move.
And then you're like, this might be the last time you come on the show.
You were like, fucking fuck you.
You're big dick at me.
So I was like, this motherfucker.
That's a big dick.
You should have brought you.
You should have brought that to the pot.
I did one more round with her.
And then I came back.
I went to the mini bar.
I chugged everything in the mini bar.
I come to you.
I'm fucking dead, but I'm drunk.
So then we keep drinking.
We keep drinking.
And I was just like, I don't remember anything I said.
I was just fucking up.
It was fun pop.
It was good.
It was great.
It was really good.
Me and him, I got him upset, but it was good.
But listen, dude.
Here's the thing.
Now you're sober and like when you throw it?
When you first came in, I was kind of throwing you around a little bit, but I was throwing you around a little bit, but at the same time, you're in shape.
Which I was surprised by.
Why?
You think I was like coming sloppy like that?
Not sloppy.
I just didn't think that you would put on muscle.
Like, because you don't push it.
How do you think how I felt?
Well, no, you could do the grabbing thing.
That was good.
You flipped me around immediately.
I just saw the box.
Why'd you do that?
It was more like you took my bag.
I'm part of the LG.
I said it in the thing.
I already know how I said it.
I did think Nina was a translation.
That's why I was going to throw it.
Why are you keeping it?
Listen.
That's Cap.
You know that?
Listen.
She's beautiful.
She looks like Edge.
I don't know what that is.
He might have thought it.
He might have really thought it.
What is he?
He's just taking Marshall.
I got to take the glass out.
I can't see.
He's in Miami.
He's going to pull it out.
He's going to propo Edge is.
You want Popper Entertainment.
I got you.
She's a beautiful woman.
Tell me this doesn't look like her.
It's a good reference.
I got to be out.
You got to put it side by side.
It is very.
It's disrespectful as fuck.
No, because I just want.
No, because I was in it.
Because you know, it's hard to get a Logan credit for it.
It's hard to give Logan credit for anything.
Listen.
It's hard to get Logan credit for anything.
Uh-oh, sunglasses off.
We're getting serious.
Because I can't see shit.
I tried to type that.
I need to see Edge there.
I need to make sure Ellen Nina.
This is an animal.
So he's hard to compliment anything because he's always just like doing bad things.
So I was like, he's marrying into the LG, whatever that is.
Because I keep saying it wrong.
Why can't you say it?
Because you're Armenian.
No, because I'm retarded.
So I was like.
You're in a safe state.
No, we're retarded.
Oh, yo, you're right.
I was in your mom.
You look altered to all of us.
He's for sure.
Look, autism.
Yeah.
So I was like, I'm going to phrase him.
I was like, that's actually pretty cool for him.
He's a good guy.
And then I looked it up, and then she wasn't.
And then I found all those pictures, and that's how the whole thing started.
Let's say, for example, let's say, for example, just looking at her, you can say objectively, she's not your 300-pound with the grandfather's clock.
Say what?
She was like a man.
No.
Come on.
That's why she's a model, bro.
Come on, bro.
I don't think so.
You've heard me.
She looks like they're just grabbing guys.
Yeah.
You're telling me that that woman isn't more beautiful than some of the guys that you would wrestle?
I mean, probably, yes, I'll give you that.
But I just, I don't know.
She's not my type.
I think.
You want a little bit more meat on the body?
No, I like skinny girls too.
I mean, you know, I'm in New York.
I dabble.
Can you handle bottles?
I don't think you can handle the skinny, bro.
You want to see?
I don't think you can handle the skinny.
Come on with me one day.
You can handle the skinny.
I handle them all.
Listen.
Anybody else?
All comers are thick.
All comers, bro.
For real?
You can't get me.
I like the skinny ones.
I like to break them a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just saying, like, you know what I mean?
Do you ever get so drunk you're confused during sex and you just go for a choke or something like that?
Like our legs.
No, but the girls like me and choke them.
Wait, really?
All of it.
Interesting.
And do you wait for tap or?
No, I just put them to sleep.
So listen, this is a comedy part.
By the way, I'm sorry.
I'm late, by the way.
I got you a gift.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, keep fascinating the gift.
Oh, gave me the gift.
Yeah.
You son of a kid.
We have a gift for you, too.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, we do.
What is that?
Trans?
I get to cut that.
Let's see.
Uh-oh.
It's a nice bag.
Uh-oh.
Wait a minute.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
What gift is this?
What do you think inside?
Hold on one second.
Let's say this is looking.
This is looking.
I mean, you see the words right there.
It's looking like a Rolex.
It's a gift.
It's looking like a Rolex.
I was late.
It's a little light.
It might be a trans Rolex.
It looks like a Rolex on the outside.
Hold on.
There you go.
Can I go?
Check it out.
He got me a fake Submariner Rolex.
That's a real role.
That's absolutely amazing.
That's real.
That is a beautiful.
That is a beautiful.
Are you going to really disrespect me and say it's fake?
That's the first time he's ever been in.
That's the first time he's ever in the bag.
That's real.
Give me a good bag.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Are you going to just say a box, bro?
Yeah, the box is real.
That's real.
Hold on, let me just.
Can I smell it?
Yeah, go ahead.
It smells like some duck sauce, bro.
There is a hint of duck sauce on it, so you might have gotten it taken advantage of, bro.
That's real enough to give you a gift.
Let's give him a gift.
That's real.
Stay hydrated, bro.
Just stay hydrated.
You know.
Bro, you played that so well.
I just looked over and that shit's in my hand.
Put it in my fucking fans.
Okay.
You got to put it on, bro.
Listen, we can say thank you.
Thank you so much for your real Rolex guy.
How do you know it's fake?
Because I, well, the weight of it, the color dial.
Messy.
Really, couldn't I do that for the camera?
This shit is wild light, bro.
But listen, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to wear it.
I'm going to wear it.
This is like, what the fuck is this?
It's a real one.
That's not real.
No, no.
Bro, you feel that and tell me that's not the same.
Feel that right now.
No, I know for sure.
Feel that right now, though.
Part of the feeling.
No, no, like just the weight of it.
How can you feel the weight?
It's the weight if it's on my arm.
The weight of it.
I think you feel the best.
You're the weight of it.
No, stop defending your friend.
I'm a weighter.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bro, Dylan Sober is so much more fun.
Yo, you should never be.
I think this is real.
Whoa, what is that karate move you did right there?
Dude, what was that?
I'll grab your nipples.
You know, it's the funniest way.
I know if this is a funny story, but I went out with Ronaldo once.
Okay.
I think he does his titty twisters.
He loves that.
I know it's the weirdest thing.
I love Ronaldo.
He's a greatest thing, but he would just be like, when you're just hanging out, just a little one?
Yeah, just a little one.
How do you do this?
How do you feel?
Sue?
It was nice.
I was like, no, but it's like, he's just like a bro.
He's just like, he's getting like that.
I don't know.
Ronaldo's the man.
He is the man.
When did you hang out with Ronaldo?
That was during the DS flight.
It was right before we went to J-Lo's birthday party.
But we still talk, though.
He's fucking cool as well.
How is J-Lo?
Just stunningly beautiful.
Yeah, and she has like the craziest setup, dude.
Like, she has a room at Caesar's Palace with the blackjack table.
You don't know what to do.
I wish she had like a residency.
I was sick.
Yeah, she's dope.
Yeah, I couldn't stop.
I was just challenging.
Listen, I cannot.
I don't know.
I can put it on.
Yeah, fine.
I'll put it on.
Thank you.
But I'm scared I'm going to get COVID.
Is that a China joke, bro?
Wait, what?
Is that a China joke?
I would never make a joke about that.
You want some Zin?
I don't even think this shit opens.
You guys on Zins?
Nah, we can't.
I got my special ones.
Wait, you have your own?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Oh, the heifes.
They're called Hefe Zins?
No, they're just Zins in the Hefe box.
You're a fucking animal.
Hold on.
Nah, I don't trust your Zins.
Who think I put in her cocaine?
Dude, I don't know.
You have some great energy going today.
I don't think you're on cocaine.
It's purple.
Say again?
I mean, how much she's doing?
Does it work through veneers?
Yeah.
That's fucked up if you won't take my Zins.
Get this fucking product.
Because it could have some crazy shit in it.
Shit out of here.
Fucking boomerang.
Drunk.
Listen, this one is close.
Why do you even have that?
It tastes like piss.
Dylan.
I mean, you had it before.
Can you just help me with this?
Thank you.
Does it lock?
I don't think.
It's broken.
We gotta get my refund.
You gotta get the receipt.
Give it 20 bucks back.
Come on.
All right.
That's all.
Okay, we got it.
Okay, this is good.
Okay, I got it.
Thank you so much.
Yo, I love it.
The sound is making it so funny.
This isn't real.
Look at the box.
That's fucked up.
You just pet in my watch like that.
Okay.
Okay, we're back.
You're actually fucking training.
Yeah, of course, bro.
I'm going to knock this kid out easy.
Wait, so that's the thing.
I got it.
Is it two-person?
Is it a two-person watch?
Is it a two-person?
Nah, dude.
Did you get the two-foot one?
Because it's looking kind of silly.
No, this is real.
Is that real?
Of course it is.
We got to test the weight.
We got to test the weight.
Yeah, I don't know.
We might have to test the weight of that.
Do you want me to test the weight of that?
No, this is.
Do you want to put this one on and your whole arm turns green?
Is that?
You can't even close it.
There you go.
And you have hand strength.
Okay, good.
Can we just move on?
Okay, go ahead.
You're in fucking shape.
I'm trying to give you a couple of things.
But who is it?
No, you're not.
Yo, you just don't hang out with me.
You never see me.
You look like a plastic bag when you came to our studio in Miami.
That was insane.
I was still today.
I'm seeing you.
You're actually fucking training.
You saw Logan.
What do you think?
Logan's bigger than you.
Okay, but more size and more strength.
I think you're more girthy.
I think you last longer.
I think so.
I definitely do.
You know, like Indian all night, bro.
He ain't last on that long.
Wait, wait, Hold on, bro.
That was a compliment.
I think you complimented her.
Yeah, that was a compliment.
You're saying that she's so beautiful that he's.
I'm saying like you had to come quick to get it over with.
Oh, I thought you said the box clip.
That was good.
Yeah, jiu-jitsu.
He flipped it.
I left you back there.
Okay, so you're actually drinking.
Who are you training with?
Nobody.
I train by myself.
I just got a box in the mirror.
No, I'm being dead serious.
Are you?
Because I see you at Gotham.
I've never seen anybody check it out.
I went there for the Aiden thing.
Oh, but you used to train there before.
Remember when you got that sparking session?
Remember?
What happened out there?
I'm fucking hanging with the one, too.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
You want to stand up and spar?
Yeah.
Okay.
Again?
Hold on.
Let's do it again.
With our Rolexes.
With our Rolex.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But listen, I can use Jiu-Jitsu.
You can't.
Okay.
Okay, stop.
Stop.
Oh, my God.
That was a one-to-one.
That's a one-to-one.
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
He's got it.
He really.
He knows the jiu-jitsu.
Hold on, hold on.
What if I just stick bigger than you?
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
Hold on.
Did I get it?
You got it.
Did I get it?
Tell me, look.
This is two seconds.
You ready?
If I do this a logan, that's one arm.
Okay, that's good.
Could you tap?
Did you tap?
Tap, take a tap.
Take a chat.
Take a tap.
Yeah, tap.
You gotta tap, bro.
Tap.
I reversed it.
Oh, fucking Berkeley.
Oh, dude.
That's a triple spin.
That's crazy.
I want you to do something quote.
Look, shook my hand.
You ready?
No, I won't break it.
Hold on here.
Sit down.
Sit down.
He's on too much zins.
I don't like him.
He's a ton of zins.
That's half-face.
Bro, the heavens.
I am.
Guys, this is a historic moment.
We just saw Dylan Danny's fight for the first time.
I had to realize that.
Let's go.
Couldn't submit me.
You're waiting the whole time.
You could have submitted me though.
I didn't still remember.
You didn't do those dicks.
Stop it.
That's not it.
Okay.
You got to submit it.
He's a man.
Hey, tap, tap, I tapped.
That hurts.
I did.
I tapped.
I just broke your arm.
You broke my heart.
You broke your arm break.
That's very killing.
No, it was my Achilles.
Yeah, it was my.
That's good.
Back up.
I got tap.
You son of a bitch.
He's going to let me.
He's going to win.
Take the ball.
Chaos on.
He's going to win.
Get out of Tommy Fury.
No, he's going to win.
Get out of here.
He's going to win.
Go on.
You have to say it.
We can't just say, Jay.
Morgan Wallet.
You have to say it.
Morgan Wallace.
Get off my man.
Give him a backup.
Get him off.
Back up.
We're grabbing titties on him.
You guys can't do it.
Take off him.
Grab him.
Sue silly.
Get off of there.
He's so good at jiu-jitsu.
He's so good at jiu-jitsu.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Some of the brown belt stuff is that.
Some of the best brown belts I've ever seen.
Move this back so you're not out of the fucking frame.
Why are you sweating so much?
You look like Hitler with that haircut.
Listen.
You're like a fucking guy in the fucking low bunch of fucking was it horror movie?
No, it's not.
No, fucking.
We'll edit it.
Fix my words there.
I stumble a little bit.
You saw me on the fucking face to face.
You gotta stick to it.
Stick to the fight.
Not the words.
Oh my God.
Okay, Dylan.
Is my mic still working?
Listen.
Dylan, you might be able to.
You might be able to.
Fantastic Interview Announcement00:04:43
Why are you such a lowland?
There's no question.
You're such a Logan dick rider.
Because your dick ain't worth it.
You want to see it?
Actually, can we?
Eight and a half.
Are you really?
Yeah, eight and a half.
He got nothing to do.
There's no one wrote.
Let's have a dick off.
He said he's nine and a half.
You're Armenian.
Yeah, but he dicks in the Middle East.
No, it's not.
Armenia, this is how you know the biggest dicks.
No, he's black, but his dick is like this.
Yeah.
He is black.
Everything's the Medicaid.
How are you just doing that?
I know his dicks are Asian.
I mean, you don't know.
Hold it off.
How do you wear him?
Look.
We shower together because we're, you know, partners.
Oh, really?
Like, partners.
Oh, dude.
Do you guys all shower together?
No, sometimes we do.
But I was trying to explain to you why Armenians have the biggest dicks.
Because they fucked turkey many years ago.
No one ever got home.
No.
No.
Okay.
And it was the other way around, actually.
That's right.
That's right.
My bad on the geo politics.
When are you going back to the motherland, bro?
I went to Armenia before you.
Did you?
Nope.
Where's your motherland?
Scotland.
I could tell you.
You look Scottish.
The fuck is that?
Why come the fuck?
I'm so brittle, bro.
Brittle.
Roman Empire never brittle with us, bro.
Is that what that is?
Of course.
Reverse the whole Roman.
I'm not good with this whole fucking trivial shit, bro.
I don't know how it's supposed to be.
God, dude, you don't have to get so upset.
My whoop is going off right now.
I just put my heart rate down.
Dude, you're actually taking this seriously.
Of course, I'm going to kill him, bro.
So you have no questions about it.
No.
But you keep doing jiu-jitsu, and this is not a jiu-jitsu match.
Who says I can't?
Do jiu-jitsu in the fight?
The rules of the fight.
I don't understand.
That's not the police.
This guy looks like a guy who's.
That's a weird question.
It's not the police.
You know what I mean?
So if I choke him on context, who's going to stop me?
Oh.
Someone, again.
The referee can't stop me.
Okay, so I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to stop me.
No, you're not going to be able to do it.
You're probably the size of whatever means.
We believe.
You're probably the same size as the referee, okay?
I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to get me off.
Put who in a choke?
You.
Hey, hey, hey.
All three of you could try to stop me.
If you can get me off him, I'll give you some of the things.
Are you just admitting you won't win the battle?
Jiu-Jitsu works one-on-one.
No, no, no.
It's going to work if all of them.
Yes, if I choke you, that you three.
What if I take my pants off and take shit right in front of you?
What if I shit on your chest?
You don't have enough time.
What if I have Tom Console and I shit on your chest?
You can't.
You've never tried that move?
If you choke it.
Shot a girl one time.
Ah, okay.
So there's a there's look, but that is a that is a religious strategy in a lot of places.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's the grounding brown.
It's called the grounding brown.
The grounding brown?
I was going to say mug wrestling, but the ground and brown.
Ground and brown is better.
Guys, quick little announcement.
I just want to say thank you so much to everybody in Toronto that came out to the shows in Scotiabank Arena this weekend.
That was a massive milestone in my life, and I'm still processing it.
I think we're all going to reflect next week on the episode just about what it was like.
We're still cooking up, you know, some content from that.
We can't wait to share with you.
We'll obviously put it out on socials and we'll drop it in the next week's episode as well.
But yo, Toronto, thank you so much for holding me down, man.
It's been over a decade of coming out there and building this brick by brick.
So it just means the world that I got to experience that with you guys, man.
It really, really does.
And yeah, I'm just so grateful.
So grateful.
Thank you guys so much.
The life tour has officially begun.
Canada, we hit y'all first.
We're going to Europe next.
We got Ireland, Manchester, Scotland.
We got England.
We got Amsterdam.
We got Abu Dhabi.
You know, if there's any tickets available to those shows, you can go to dandrewschults.com.
But thank you guys so much, man.
And then, yeah, we hit Abu Dhabi, and then we're going out there to Australia.
And, you know, we added shows and added seats out there as well.
So thank y'all so much.
DandrewSchultz.com.
Come check out the life tour.
And we got some cool new announcements coming soon.
Also, guys, dates.
I'm back on the road.
I'm taking a few weeks off, but then October 27th through the 29th, I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.
December 1st and 2nd, I'm coming to Portland.
Why?
I don't know.
That place sucks.
December 8th, I'm very excited about this.
Nolins, New Orleans, Louisiana.
I'm coming through.
And then, guys, December 17th, 18th, and 19th, I'm coming to the UK.
Hurry up and buy tickets because those tickets are selling quickly, especially London.
So buy tickets to that right now.
And then this is just announced, January 18th through 20th.
I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. at the DC Improv, one of the best comedy clubs in the country.
So a lot of fun dates.
Hurry up and get your tickets at akashin.com.
Now let's get back to the show.
Okay, all I'm trying to say is now that I know that you're taking this fight seriously, I have to.
I know you were texting me all this stupid shit.
Oh, are you ready to fight?
Are you ready to fight?
I want to know.
No, but you were trying to like big dick.
But you know why we're at work?
Big dick.
He was big dicking me.
Resisting Cops After Party00:12:22
He was like, I'm not going to have you on, bro.
He's never trained hard and shit.
I was like, how do you even know?
I don't want to waste this.
I didn't want it to be a pick drink.
This is your best numbers when I come on.
So stop it.
You don't try to stop it.
First of all, shout out to the interview with you and Arielle.
That is a fantastic fucking interview.
I agree, but you guys are great.
You're not even close.
Okay.
Who's number one?
I mean, obviously, Joe.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't even, I don't count.
I don't think that you're in like.
So Joe made you, so it shouldn't be.
He did, bro.
Well, Charlamagne and Joe.
I got to give Charlemagne credit.
I always wanted to be Charlamagne.
I've never met Charlamagne.
Yo, why aren't you doing Breakfast Club for this?
I would love that.
I don't know him.
I don't know.
Oh, if only you knew somebody that knows you.
Don't connect me with people.
Except for you.
I was the only one that you did.
Of course, I connect you with anybody.
I'm like fucking pulling teeth.
I got to text you.
You don't take it.
And then it's like, whole fucking shit.
Was that some joke about the veneers?
That's what I was saying.
I'm saying it's hard to text him.
It's hard to text him because sometimes you won't answer, and he'll just like go.
Text who me.
Yeah.
How dare you?
You're not a good text.
How dare you, dude?
You're not a good text.
I called you.
You're thinking of a joker in 92.
I don't have any jokes.
I'm hurt.
I don't think you're.
I don't do phone calls.
I've never called you.
But here's the thing: the text that I sent you, I did say, yo, are you coming on or not?
And then you came late today.
Yeah, and I got a Rolex.
You got a fucking Rolex.
I almost got a Rolex.
You got a phone.
We'll fix it.
We'll get to your size.
I'll bring it to the jeweler after.
Thank you.
Which jeweler are you going to bring this to?
Christine Jeweler.
Okay, respect.
Stop touching my fucking Rolex, dude.
Okay.
Super disrespectful, man.
Okay, so you think you're knocking Logan out?
Yes.
You know that we're going to be there.
Are you?
Why?
And I would like to invite you to our show the next day.
We're performing in Manchester the next day.
So I swear to God, just the odds are that?
Really?
The odds are completely random.
But we're in Manchester on Sunday for a show.
You guys are obviously doing a fight set.
We could do the podcast together.
Son, I might be in your corner.
Do you have anybody in your corner?
No.
You could.
I'm a dead ass.
What are you doing?
No boxing.
I almost sparred you and you didn't show up.
You just happened right there.
That was some fucking Chinese Armenian shit that you just fucking tried on me.
We'll talk about it, dude.
How much are you going to pay to be in the corner?
Because that's a big option.
Oh, I'd love to sponsor it.
Good brand.
Nice.
You're flagrant.
We're going to do the flagrant podcast.
You're going to need it.
I'm in your corner.
I got you.
I'll be stuck in Zins in your lips throughout the whole fight.
Give me six milligrams more.
Put it in the water.
Fuck it.
Do whatever you need.
I'm being dead.
That actually would be kind of fun.
Yeah, I know, but you can't be saying stupid.
But you're Southpawn.
I don't fucking like fighting Southpaws.
There are no animals.
But you're not natural, Southpaw, are you?
Well, I don't want to go too much away.
You can tell your natural hand.
Well, my punch.
I'm going to give too much away.
Well, Logan doesn't know anything about me, you know, so it's better that way.
I mean, he could just watch your first MMA fight when you come out Southpaw.
Yeah, but he doesn't know which one's my power hand.
Oh, are you one of like the Oscar Dale Hoyas?
I don't know.
Gotcha.
That's because he didn't throw many strikes.
He kind of just...
This is a good point.
You can go anyway.
Okay, so this is what I heard about you.
What?
Can I just be honest?
Okay, what?
Hard puncher.
Okay, yeah.
A lot of power, and you'll take hits to get in and do and whatever.
But in terms of just out-pointing boxing, that's not how you're going to do it.
Okay.
That you're going to bang.
Is that a fair assessment or not?
If somebody told me that about you, would you say that they're lying and they're hating or that they were being I think I have more ways to win than he does.
Fair.
But in terms of you would acknowledge that power is probably your strength in strength.
Really?
I think resilience and toughness.
Well, that's also, you're going to go inside.
You're not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to take a fucking backward step.
See who takes the first backward step.
Did you watch Logan against any of the other guys?
Nothing.
Shit.
Yeah, but you know that's dangerous.
He has.
But he has heightened reach.
No, he has to be.
Yeah, but he throws his punches with like pushy punches.
Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique.
Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique like Jake does.
Logan is a phenomenal athlete.
You know this.
He's bar big guy.
He's a better boxer than Jake.
Come on.
Everybody knows that.
So my Achilles still hurts.
Fuck you.
Well, you should have fucking just said I was going to win.
Well, I didn't say you're going to win.
Well, now I'm going to go.
And I'm never going to tap to you ever.
You did tap.
We have it on video.
No.
That wasn't real.
That wasn't real.
I said it.
You know the fucking language.
I'll get you before we go.
Don't worry.
Okay.
He's next too.
He's far from me.
Nah, you ain't touching Aka.
Yeah, you can't touch it.
I can't touch Akka.
I can't touch him.
You ain't touching Aka.
You're going to have to battle now?
You ain't touching Akash as well.
Okay, so both our pockets on the way out.
Okay, so you beat me, you know how to fight him on his side.
You know how to fight?
I mean, I'll do that little wrestling thing.
I'll get you down.
You're like, we can throw some dance.
He's got farmer strength, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
Yeah, he's dressed like it.
A little tall.
A little tall over there.
We'll tussle outside.
It's in my town over here, Chinatown.
You caught me in the friggin' boondock, bro.
Can you explain to me where?
I mean, this sincere.
There's no setup.
The guy that you, the bouncer, the situation with the bouncer, you're, and I mean this sincerely.
If you want to fuck people up, you can, especially in a one-on-one.
It's a situation that they didn't show the footage.
Okay.
So what happened was I was at a wedding.
I was very drunk and on percussion because I had my knee surgery.
So I'm on crutches.
And the best man was like, yo, we got to stop by this bar because my uncle and I had to take a picture.
I was like, bro, no, I'm going to Manhattan.
Let's go party in Manhattan.
He's like, no, just stop by.
So I get out.
I give the crutches in the car and I sit.
And the guy's like, yo, no ID.
And I'm like, bro, listen, there's two people inside.
Like, can you stop?
Or just going to see the guy's uncle?
And then, so me and him are talking, right?
And then they start circling me.
It's like six, seven guys.
And that guy that in the video allegedly chokes me out was involved.
So I'm here and there's six guys, right?
And I say, yo, listen, no one touched me when I have a problem.
So the guy goes, like, listen to me.
He goes, what happens if I do touch you?
Yeah, you couldn't fucking describe that.
You don't have to do that.
So I'm like, stop bullying my man.
Thank you, Alcohol.
Defend me, bro.
I'm saying, defend him.
This guy's aggressive, bro.
He was going like that.
Did you see that fucking swipe right there?
So I threw a punch because I'm not going to let no one touch me like you, but you're a little bitch.
I'm a little bitch.
Take your shit right off me.
I'll take your fucking weeds right off me.
Grab a stick.
I got that.
What's that?
Boy, Lock is that.
I just locked you right up.
The knee lock.
You know, bro.
You look so fucking aggressive.
Listen, we'll tell a story.
How can I do it?
Logan's going to beat you up if I just put you in a fucking wrist knee lock.
That's pretty good.
I ain't lie.
Yeah, your fingers are just used to fucking closing your legs.
100%.
You're trying to stop me off.
This guy's used to this shit pretending his dick.
Okay.
So a guy taps me like that.
You just be leaving yours.
So I go and I throw a punch.
Yeah.
They hit the guy.
And then the six guys, I'm on one leg on crutches.
And two guys are on my arm, and two guys are trying to take me down.
They can't take me down.
Yeah.
So that guy goes from behind.
He says it in the video.
He jumps on my back.
And there's two.
So the cops come at this point.
And the cops are in front of me.
They're like, stop resisting.
So I don't know who's behind me.
I think it's a cop.
And I'm drunk.
And I'm on perk.
That's I'm like, I'm about to get shot because I'm not resisting.
I'm like, yo, I'm not resisting.
Quick question to interrupt.
How long did it take you to think of this story?
Yeah.
That's video.
This far.
I just want to know.
No, you know, this is good.
This is the one thing that pisses me off because this fucking video is such bullshit.
Because if I want, if I didn't know, if I thought he was saying he was like, people say that about video, it lies.
He killed him.
People say video lies.
Okay.
So then the cops are saying, stop resisting.
They're in front of me.
I don't know who's behind me.
I'm assuming it's a cop.
I'm like, yo, I'm about to get shot or teased.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I was like, I'm not resisting.
Like, I'm not trying to fight the cops.
Question: After that happens, you already know that you're playing a heel character on the internet, right?
So you know.
I'm not a heal.
I'm a heal me.
You know what I mean?
But like, I'm not no fake Kobe.
Regardless of what it is, you know that there are people on the internet that can't wait for you to think.
I know.
When that happens, are you processing in real time going, oh my God, every motherfucker is going to have a feeling?
The only reason I didn't because I thought it was a cop until I saw the footage.
Because I was like, okay, what do you want me to do?
Fucking goddamn fight this cops.
You know what I mean?
Like, I didn't have a problem with the cops.
Yeah.
And the cops were like fans and they were timid.
They didn't want to jump in.
And then they jumped in once a guy.
Like, why was I arrested?
Because obviously it was a situation, not because of me fighting that guy.
Right.
That guy was four.
He said he weighed 400 pounds in Logan's video.
Dude, I have one light, just two knee surgeries in my head too.
I'm like, yo, my knee, like, be careful.
It's my second surgery.
I don't want to go.
The knee is good now.
Yeah, knee is good now.
But I'm just saying, like, I have a 400-pound guy with six guys on top of me.
That's why they deleted the footage.
They didn't sue.
They didn't do anything because they knew they were in the wrong.
And that's why in the video, you see, I'm not playing back.
Because he's saying, I'm a cop, stop resisting.
There's two cops referred to me.
I'm like, yo, I don't know how else to resist because I put my hands over a tab.
I don't know.
I was like, just fucking let me go.
Yeah.
So then they arrested me, and then that's what it was.
But the cops were cool.
And then they brought me like an after-party and shit.
They were like, fans.
Okay.
Lawsuit.
You're getting sued.
We can't talk too much about this, but yes.
As much as you can.
Yes.
We just saw you and the great Arro Hawani talking about this.
Okay.
First of all, phenomenal episode.
And I'll say that once again.
Thank you.
Ariel is the greatest greatest MMA journalist in history.
And he was living up to his name right there.
It was absolutely for a warm-up show before this one is.
That's the problem.
And that's what we asked you to do.
We were like, yo, can you go warm up with Ariel?
And I was worried.
The warm-up was so absolutely fucking exceptional.
I'm great at what I do.
Can we give Ariel a little credit here?
He's great talking.
He did nothing?
All his views are shit without me.
So he needs you.
He needs me.
Dude, yeah.
You need people like me.
You need people.
Yeah, you know that.
That's the scarface.
That's about Scarface.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm the bad guy, bro.
Come on.
You know that.
Yeah.
I think it's on your shirt.
So I'm wearing it.
Okay.
So.
Lawsuits.
Yeah.
So this is bullshit.
But you didn't have my back with this report and all you went.
You were like, oh, you should do that, my girl.
So, like.
Wait, what did I say?
I don't know.
Because I saw people in the comments.
You didn't know.
In the comments, everybody was like, yo, Andrew, I knew you didn't know.
Andrew is not having Dylan's back.
He's a Logan Dick Rider.
Yeah.
So you think he should do lawsuits?
He's the first fighter in history.
I have a fight promotion to do lawsuits.
No, no.
The lawsuit is corny.
I don't think you should do a lawsuit.
And I don't think it's fair to do.
I'm making him money.
I know.
I don't know.
I don't think.
But it's his wife, though.
Public.
No, no, no.
He's going to thank me one day.
Okay, let's look at two ways.
Bro, it would be different.
Okay, listen.
I went out one of your guys' girl.
I would shoot you.
You wouldn't shoot me by a gun.
You're not tough enough to shoot someone.
No, you're not that tough.
I'd be sleeping with a gun.
You couldn't shoot me.
He couldn't kill me.
Listen, he might be right about to murder.
I don't think you would murder him.
No, I would.
Yeah, why would I?
But he wouldn't, bro.
My wife, dude.
I think you're gonna be a little bit more damn good.
But then you never get to be around your wife.
He wouldn't want to go home to his wife after dealing with that.
That's right.
Because you just have to kill yourself.
But my head is.
No, but what I was trying to say is that it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't real and it wasn't true and all this shit wasn't out there.
So like, I mean, it would have worked.
No, even if it wasn't.
If you wouldn't have to, like, let's say, I don't know, like, fuck it, Dustin Pori's wife.
No one wants to ever see anybody go.
You're just a scump bat.
We're not going to get behind this.
This is because she's a little whore and she's fucked every single guy.
She's had over 100 fucking guys.
One of the reasons I'm mad at her is because she's suing me, so I can call her a whore now.
I wasn't going to call her whore.
But she has a lawsuit.
She's fucked over 100 guys.
She's fucking like.
Okay, so you've probably been around her in New York.
She's been around everybody.
Well, she was on Guy Code back in the day.
You did that?
Yeah, of course.
Jesus Christ.
No, you didn't do that.
You didn't get it.
Wait, wait, did what?
Oh, no, I did guy code.
You didn't either?
No, motherfucker.
You probably did.
Jesus Christ.
I have a picture of you two together.
You're an asshole.
I'll let it out later.
Is that the nuclear pic?
It's not the nuclear copy.
It's me fucking her.
You're disgusting, bro.
What a disgusting thing.
Why is that disgusting?
Listen, listen.
As an evil villain, she's a nice girl.
I don't have a problem with her.
I have a problem with Logan.
You understand?
That's the disconnect.
No, it's not because she's part of him.
No.
Okay.
Let's look at it like this.
I don't even know how we got into this.
What was it?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think the lawsuit is.
It's corny.
Especially because.
So that's why I don't like you saying that I didn't have your back about that.
Okay, now you're putting it in because I'm here.
I called you and told you to be here two weeks ago.
You don't come.
Because I don't do like baby shows.
I don't do baby shows.
I got to do the big ones.
I got to do Rogan.
I got to do the big ones.
You ain't done.
What is Rogan?
It didn't come out yet.
Send the works.
Fighting For Jail Time00:02:40
Okay.
So, point is.
We need that lie.
Point is what we can do.
Point is lawsuit corny because he has the opportunity to avenge whatever you said about her in the ring.
So I said crazy about someone's girl.
You watched Ariel then.
What I said, I said, if someone murdered one of your family members and they gave you the opportunity.
Why are you getting murder with you?
Why is it?
I got murder on my mind.
Oh, damn.
Damn, bro.
That was good.
That was a great goal.
Take them Zimms, dog.
Them Zims got you crazy.
So if you could choose, I get to fight this guy for 18 minutes in a locked room or I get to sue the guy.
What would you do?
If I get to fight the guy or send him to jail.
Well, who's the guy that killed my family member?
Brock Lesnar.
Logan Paul.
I mean, Logan Paul killed my family member.
What an insane documentary that would be.
Put him in a forest.
Yeah.
I might just put him in a forest alone for a while.
Okay, but you know what I'm saying?
Jesus fucking girl.
This is your fucking idea.
Okay, but you're a quarterbook.
Okay, he's an equal boxer to me.
Okay, we're both equal.
Who said equal boxer?
Okay, we're just saying hypothetically, you're equal.
He has prettier eyes.
But you have to have his head.
You have nicer teeth.
Oh, thank you.
You have nicer hair, too.
You have nicer hair.
No, you have phenomenal teeth.
And he has fucking labrum titties.
What is labrum titties?
No, no, you said Jalapia.
I get hit too much.
All right.
It happens to the best of us.
Dude, I was doing won everybody over.
The fuck is matter for now?
This is his long plan.
Make the entire world hate him and then somehow make them love him by being really mean to a girl he's never met.
Yeah, bro.
Well, at least you accuse him of the steroids and he did that.
I'll give you that.
Because he's juiced for sure.
I just don't believe anyone with a better body than me is not like it, bro.
To be that tall and have that muscle mass is almost impossible.
I think it's being lean that's really difficult.
Lean and being lean.
His legs are very skinny.
You see his legs?
But that's good for you, you're saying?
No, I'm just saying in general.
It's a weird body type.
Like it's just upper body and his legs are proof of standard.
You know what's weird too?
Like when you see him, he's big here.
And then when he turns, he's like, like going this way.
You know what I'm talking about?
Because that's this guy.
Yeah.
We just don't work out good.
We focus more on Pokemon.
Stop it.
Fuck you.
Look, get my little.
I mean, just dig a little tinkle.
Yeah.
Stand up.
We get in a bear hook.
Nope.
Nope.
I won't hurt you.
Don't hurt you.
Nope.
I don't hurt you.
You off the selfies, bro.
Go out.
I can't keep it.
Sparring Videos And Training00:15:08
I can't keep it sleeping.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm going to get into it.
I'll put you to sleep on the floor here, bro.
I see how much I get paid for that.
I'm getting paid for that one.
Do black guys go to sleep quicker?
They sue faster.
Do they really?
Really?
Actually, they sue, I guess, not the opposite of faster.
Slower.
She's like, you, you?
This sounded bad.
Just come on pause and be like this.
Is it stupid if I said he sue slower?
No, you know what's stupid?
What's the opposite?
I know, but I was looking for like a word that's like cooler than slower.
Yeah.
So the opposite of fastest when you landed on.
I love this guy.
Fucking fucking.
I've been doing fucking podcasts this 10, whatever time it is.
I'm fucking tired.
Fucking doing this shit.
Like if they're paying me, Dazone's paying me to do this.
Yo, shout out to Dazone.
Okay, so you think you beat him easily.
Is it weird for you to be like liked?
It feels like the internet rallied behind you on this.
Yeah, I like it because I didn't change.
Oh, I never, I never like turned heel.
I mean, turn face.
I never, I'm the same person.
I think that's why people support me and they don't support Logan because Logan tries to be a good guy when he's a bad guy.
And you feel like you're.
I haven't changed.
I literally still the same shit talking motherfucker.
No, you're not wrong.
And I think people are like, yo, he's real.
Like, he'll take it.
And the best thing about me is I could take the jokes.
I could take it.
You can make fun of me all you want.
I'm not, I could take it.
Logan, he doesn't.
He fucking like turns it to his shell.
He'll start suing.
He'll cut people off his crew.
We saw he did with George.
He just fucking, he's a bully.
He's egotistical.
Anybody that's not, yes, man, he makes them slide NDAs and then cuts them off.
Interesting.
Are you breaking my watch right now?
No, I'm taking off the plastic.
Son, the watch wasn't broken when you bought it.
I didn't check it out.
Oh, we know.
I could hear it ticking from here.
That's what it's about.
Okay, so, wow, so you're going into this fight?
What did you think I was fucking around?
Initially, I told you exactly what I thought.
What did you tell Logan?
About you?
Yeah.
Off camera.
What do I tell him about you?
Does he know that we know each other?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
You're our highest viewed podcast.
No, I told him.
I'm like top five, right?
No, you're not.
Not even close.
Top seven.
No, you're not even close.
I wasn't as popular at the time, and I still had good numbers.
I think you had good numbers at the time.
Yeah, and now you guys are smaller at the time.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And it was a really funny thing.
So we're talking about like...
To answer your question, I told him that I like you.
Yeah.
And that I want you to fight.
Like, what I basically said to him is just like, you're a funny guy.
Like, hanging out.
You're fun and you're very likable.
And I think that the version that the internet gets only sometimes is like.
I think people will see this in this interview.
Yeah, of course.
They get it.
When you came on, it was funny.
And then obviously some people get upset because you rile people up.
You say crazy shit like you beat up John Jones.
I could, though.
You know that?
I hate you.
I hate you.
Because here's what happens.
I can't even argue with you.
You don't know fighting.
I hate you too.
You told me afterwards you couldn't beat him.
I never said that.
Yes, you did.
Show me proof.
That's a fine line.
I got to use that.
You guys don't know fighting.
It's hard to talk to you guys about fighting.
Like, John Jones sucks.
What does he suck at?
Everything, bro.
Everybody's a fighter.
Bro, look at the light heavyweight division.
Yeah, let's look at it.
They're calling terrible.
A 43-year-old man won the fucking belt.
What about Alex Penette?
He's great.
He's moving up for middleweight.
Yeah.
But now he's in the light heavy.
He just win the belt.
And sparring with him.
Yeah.
Did he touch you at all?
Of course.
He's fucking really good.
And?
No shit.
He's fucking.
Yeah, we went hard.
Six.
And did he touch you?
Of course he touched me.
Did you feel the left hand?
Of course.
And?
He was good, you know?
He's a fucking ass.
No, bro.
We had a good spar.
He didn't drop you on your fat ass.
He got a little dumper, right?
He got a little dump truck.
Yeah, he was the only one that witnessed the sparring.
The only one, one person.
He won't lie.
The bald one.
You saw it.
False.
Now he's shy.
Look, he's shy.
Do we have a mic?
Let's get a mic.
Get a mic.
That one right there.
Yeah, he's a good shit talker, too.
If you get him to do your lines, he's fucking like Chal Sudden in his prime.
I never seen him on camera.
He might shoot his pants.
Does he write for you?
No, I wish.
I do all my stuff now.
Come on.
I swear.
I really do.
Okay.
You think he writes?
I think he might know who.
I gotta say on camera.
Okay.
So talk to the mics.
I'm being so shy.
Bring out that fucking titanium.
Let me ask him a question.
You put all the pressure on him.
I know, but put on your persona.
Okay.
So.
Paneta fight.
Alex Panetta fight with this guy right here, right?
Whoa, I really got nipple right there.
Yeah, you did, yeah.
You got fat tits.
Yeah, you like that?
Nice girthy title.
Oh, he got a little label.
You got a little baby tiny.
You got a little labor right there.
Dude, are you losing?
Are you losing weight for this fight?
No, I can't, bro.
I had to get, I'm a 170-pounder.
So what are you going to come up to?
I had to fight 195.
What do you mean?
After you can go in there at 180.
Why would I do that?
So that you're quick?
No, I want to put some weight on.
Where are you at right now?
Like 204, 203.
Get that.
And that's me eating.
Really?
Yeah, I'm light.
Oh, shit.
I fight 170.
You guys think I'm a heavyweight?
No, I never thought you were heavyweight.
I'm not that tall.
I'm six foot.
Six foot three.
Panetta, they're sparring.
Paneta, they're sparring.
Now, does he go down at all?
No.
Does Panett take it easy?
No.
Really?
Yeah, it was a really intense sparring session.
Was actually one of the hardest sparring sessions I've ever seen him like spar at and go in.
He uh Dylan, Dylan with Alex at that high level.
Yeah.
Um, he did six uh, I'm sorry, three minutes, six, six rounds at a high pace.
There was uh, there was nothing but he's on, yeah, this is a trial, he's on standby.
Yeah, we got him, we got him.
No, no, he was there.
Alex, you better get ready for calling, and he didn't take a backstep.
There was no low in the sparring, it was high pace.
And uh, did you guys do jiu-jitsu?
Surprise me.
I've done, you've seen the videos, we've done that was before, but this time we just boxed.
But did you help him with jiu-jitsu at all?
To be honest, Alex is a great guy.
I said this on aerial because I helped.
I don't like to say help because I help came and helped, I guess you could say that.
I don't want to take credit for his win, but I helped him for Jan and he said that he would help me for this.
And he drove all the way through Connecticut.
Get out of here.
Just before him going on vacation just to help me.
I was really cool of him.
I got to give him credit.
Yeah, it was interesting.
Like, sometimes, you know, when I'm talking about it.
By the way, he saw the sparring and he texted me that day.
He goes, I'm going for a five-mile run because how inspiring that's that sparring.
Really?
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, I went for a 5K run that night.
I'm like, you inspired me today.
That was.
I'm telling you, bro.
Everybody says they.
Did you catch him with anything?
5K and 50%.
I don't like the speaker.
That's the real different thing.
5K and 5 miles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
5K.
Wait, I was trying to make it sound good.
You fucked it up.
Yeah, come on.
I don't know.
You have to learn how to do it.
You know how you know the difference.
You know how you know the difference between a real martial artist and like these fake guys?
You don't talk about sparring.
I don't like to say I caught him or he caught me.
Yeah.
That's cheesy.
I, you know, I go about the bushido code.
What is the bushido code?
Where you just define what happened and you don't say no, like the code of the samurai, bro.
You don't you don't talk about training.
You don't talk about what?
Training.
Oh, training.
You just hug him.
No, I said, yeah, it was a good session.
I didn't say he asked if I cracked him.
I said, I don't talk about that.
Yeah, if you landed or yeah, I don't want to.
Yeah, no.
Because you do that exactly disrespectful too, guy that you're talking about.
No, someone that's my friend and that training partner, you don't talk about training.
That's not the number one rule of martial arts.
Yeah.
You know, I hate when people ask me, how you do with Connor, bro.
That's my best friend.
I'm not going to go talk about training, you know?
Was that time with Connor when he was just walking through people?
Yeah.
This is a friend of yours.
This is someone that you're helping.
Yeah.
Do you, are you, if you're watching this going, oh my God, this is what I always dreamed of.
And one day I have to do it.
Is it exhilarating?
Were you competitive about it?
Could you just be happy for your friend?
Oh, happy.
Dude, it made me happier.
It's weird to see him succeed and like watch.
I was so happy.
It gave me the best feeling, like seeing your friend do something so crazy.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
And being part of it and being like, I was living with him at the time and just seeing everything was fucking awesome.
And it inspired me 100%.
I mean, he helped me out more than I helped him, man.
He is a fucking G, bro.
No, it comes to fighting.
Like, it comes to the fucking marketing, comes to the fucking mindset.
He's coming nervous.
What he's done is not been done before in the sport, and who knows if it's done again.
It's not going to be.
It might not be because what he did is he took it from the delta, I mean, the amount that the sport changed in terms of viewership from when he came on to where it has.
He's unprecedented.
And how do you replicate that again?
I don't know.
But so what I'm trying to understand is you're seeing this happen.
I imagine he kind of strikes me as the guy who is, he believes 100% that all these things are achievable.
And he's saying these things to you before they're happening.
I'm telling you, the night before the Nate Diaz fight, we were living together.
First one?
Yeah.
Oh, no, second one.
I came on the site.
So I was living with him and I was super fucking nervous.
Night before, I'm like, it's weird when it's not you, you know?
Also, you have a lot of responsibility in that fight because he gets choked out.
I mean, I will listen.
I'm not like.
I'm not saying all that.
I don't need to take credit for.
I was just a training partner.
What I'm saying is you're brought in for a specific.
You can get a little bit of a no, I don't want to say like I'm the one that made him.
I'm just a training partner.
I'm a good person.
I'm a gentleman here.
I'm a training partner.
Listen, I don't take it.
He did that himself.
I didn't do anything.
But if you are in his position, you would bring in somebody who has a lot of experience in jiu-jitsu because of what happened.
You can say that, yeah.
Um, but the night before, I was like, dude, I'm I came up to him.
We were just talking.
I was like, bro, I'm actually really nervous for tomorrow.
And like, he literally just likes that me.
He goes, bro, look, I'm gonna kill him.
Don't worry.
And, like, he says something like, stop being nervous.
I'm gonna kill him tomorrow.
I'm gonna play with him.
I promise you.
And he just walked away.
And he was that serious.
And then he just went back to just watching a movie, chilling.
And then he did just unwavering confidence.
Dude, he literally said that to me, like, calm me down.
And then I remember we were in the tunnel.
And I don't know if you ever been back in the UFC.
Dude, when he's about to come out, it's like an earthquake is about to happen.
And it's fucking nerve-wracking.
He just turns around.
He's like, You ready for this?
He just fucking pounds me.
I was like, Fuck, now I am.
It's fucking nerve-wracking, bro.
He deals with pressure like no one ever.
It's crazy, bro.
Like, it's insane.
Like, the fights that he puts on, and it's just like the shows.
You know what's cool?
This made me respect Connor a lot.
Not that I didn't respect him before.
Yeah.
But he doesn't need, he doesn't need to defend you.
He doesn't need, bro.
Like, I don't know what you guys' relationship is.
You guys could talk every single day.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
My point is, he doesn't need to defend you.
And he knows that defending you might put him in a position where he's being criticized.
But it felt like in that moment, he was like, that's still my boy.
Yeah.
And I'm going to fucking hold him down.
And I don't give a fuck what any of you guys think.
I'm going to hold him down.
And I saw that.
And as a man, I was like, I would want a friend of mine to be like that.
When you have something to lose by defending someone and you still fucking do it.
I think at the end of the day, like, I always had his back throughout everything in his whole life.
He just seems like a dude who'd be loyal.
Yeah.
And he knows my loyalty.
He wouldn't do that for anybody.
He's very, very loyal to people that are loyal to him.
And I think he sees that I was always there for him.
And I never, I never, never said one bad word about him.
Never.
A lot of his friends turned on him.
And like, I always had his back.
And I always will.
I'll never say a bad word about him.
Doesn't matter if we never talked again.
We had to fall out.
It's just not who I am, you know?
So I think that he sees his loyalty and he always, you know, respects the loyalty.
I think also what happens is like as you get as you go higher and higher in any business, oh, yeah, even now isolating.
Dude, some of my friends now will like turn on me.
It's crazy.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Just like now that we don't talk, they're trying to get clout off me by sending like pictures of me.
Get the fuck out of here.
It's fucked up.
You realize when you start getting more popular, like who was real, who's not real.
What about your cute-ass little brother?
He's good.
He's loyal.
Dude, we were talking about this before the pod started, dude.
He's very good.
What a dime piece of dance, dude.
Yeah.
What is he doing right now?
Is he dancing somewhere or something?
Yeah.
I want to watch him dance.
Yeah, I'll say there's some videos.
Some videos.
He's so funny after this.
He was so uncomfortable after that.
He was like, I don't look like Pilate.
He was so upset after that.
But no, he throws too.
Like, I got into that street fight.
He was the first one to throw a punch.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he wasn't.
Does he fight as well?
No, he just fucking has my back.
And like, when I got arrested, he knocked out one of the bouncers.
Get out.
He was in jail with me.
Yeah, he just started throwing punches at anybody.
So he's one of those.
He'll just go to war for me.
It's just you too, or you have other siblings.
I have a sister too.
Oh, really?
And she's been out of this kind of conversation.
Ah, they're going to give something the same.
Do you think about no, but I'm being honest, do you think about that kind of stuff?
Because if you're going at family, now you're going.
That's not family, though.
That's different.
Like he said, mom, sister, fiancé is different.
I never say anything about his mom.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Oh, she's a very nice lady.
Oh, wow.
So because you're being married into, well, she's not even wife yet, I guess.
But would it make a difference?
She's a public figure, too.
So if the person is not a public figure, because that's I don't know.
I mean, I don't have like rules to this shit, but like, I think it's just different going on.
We have rules, not rules, rules, but I think one of the things, like, I don't like going at people's wives, especially if they're not in the public.
If you, if Oprah is married to Tom Brady, they're both unique.
So you felt like since she is a public figure, she can be commented on.
Yeah.
And there was just so much on her, bro.
Like, she's there's stuff that I have that, like, I just hate him.
What is this?
What is the new clearing?
I can't talk.
What is the new clearing?
Most of you can't even.
Dude, I have a restraining order.
I could just show you a picture or something and then pretend that's.
You can't do that, but don't do that.
Okay.
No, I can't.
I have a restraining order.
So that, oh, yeah, that's the lawsuit.
So it's essentially.
And then defamation, too.
I don't understand why.
She said she had HIV, which I don't understand why you could sue for that, but the freedom of speech.
Yeah, but defamation can be applied to anything said in a boxing match.
And also, he said my mom's a prostitute, so she could sue him for defamation.
So it's like, what do you want to get to?
Why would he say that?
Because he had nothing else to say because I was attacking his fiancé.
He just was looking to.
Yeah.
Yeah, but way out.
I know he said something about a hot tub.
Yeah, I'm like, wow.
I was like, who's?
I don't know who the fuck is in the hot tub.
My dad, my stepdad's name is Tony.
I don't know if he was talking about that.
I don't know what the fuck he was talking about.
I think he was just trying to reach or something.
Because Logan is supposed to be really good at this promoting shit, but he's not.
Let's be honest.
He didn't do anything for this fight.
Well, he made a couple stupid jokes that you wrote from that were like terrible.
The jokes were good.
Terrible.
I texted you right away.
Wait, The comedian that gives my shit is way better than yours.
No, no, when the fucking Count Dracula and then the fucking dunk and donuts.
That hurt you, bro.
Dylan donuts, bro.
You have better than that.
Well, no, I didn't do that one.
But they won't have you back on Netflix, but shitty ass jokes like that, bro.
Sorry.
Sorry, Netflix.
Does anybody feel bad for Nina at all?
That she's involved in this?
In the beginning.
But now that she sued me, now fuck her.
Fuck that bitch.
But in the beginning, you felt.
Bro, it's all public.
That's her fault.
She's trying to say defamation, all this shit.
You shouldn't have done it then.
Just because he did gay porn 10 years ago and I bring it back up and now he gets mad because I'm bringing up his past.
Fuck that.
That's her.
She did that all herself.
All those videos, everything is her.
All those pictures, all the guys.
All the stuff that she said was private.
That's not, bro.
That's the thing.
Do you think I'm smart enough to hack?
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It's like an iPad 2014.
No, no, it's not about private.
It's about creating a narrative around it.
Like, for example, we talk on a podcast.
She's Andrea and Alema and I'm affecting her career, bro.
She had no career.
Look at the Google trends.
I'm not saying that.
What I'm saying is...
I made her more popular than she's ever been.
You're being defensive when you don't have to.
Because you're friends with her from Guide Code or some stuff.
No, I don't know her at all.
At all.
Yeah.
Ridiculous.
It's always hard.
It's always hard.
What the fuck is it?
You're here.
Let me just.
She submitted it and I got hard.
Yeah.
So, no, and there's nothing for you to be defensive here.
What we're saying is like there was a moment where you're like, the narrative, the creating of the narrative, we talk on a podcast every week for hours.
You could create a narrative around anything.
You could create a narrative that means.
Yeah, but I only posted public pictures and I didn't put any captions in the beginning and the public took how they took it.
Let's be rude.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, but she dated all those guys.
How was that?
Okay, so what about the ones where it's just like a bunch of guys just lined up ready to run a train and shit like that?
That's funny.
Yeah, but you know what you're implying.
You know what the message is.
The turkey one, the turkey one got me, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Who's it on his honeymoon, bro?
I didn't know it was on the honeymoon.
The one where he was.
Oh, yeah.
I said Logan on his honeymoon.
That was crazy.
Logan even said that was funny.
Yeah, it was funny.
I had some good ones in there.
But listen, you have a jiu-jitsu guy fighting a guy that's 0-3.
What are you going to sell the fight on?
I was on the fucking army.
There's no question you sold the fight.
I know.
So, yeah.
How are you going to sell a jiu-jitsu guy against a guy that's never boxed?
Oh, yeah.
Can't wait for me to hit my left and right.
If you're not getting a piece, like I genuinely.
I definitely got more popular.
That's true.
I'm an outmay list.
That's.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Let's make it.
I don't know if you made an A in your life, Dylan.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
You and these little fucking zingers in the corner.
Yeah, I get him to it.
And it's not fair.
I can't really see him.
He keeps throwing these little jokes and then he goes back to his corner.
It's like I'm defenseless against it.
I keep forgetting he's there.
And then he just comes off with his little zigzag.
That's going to be that jab.
She's not going to see it.
I'm trying to think right now.
How many fighters?
He already dropped.
Oh, I'm definitely.
I'm definitely.
Fighters, A-list.
I'm just talking about alieners.
How many fighters?
A-list.
100%.
Are ubiquitous.
But he hasn't fought.
He means sexy.
He's not sexy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ubiquitous.
But like, I've never heard that before.
No.
You want to know what's ubiquitous fighters?
How many fighters are just world-renowned?
How many fighters?
Everybody know right now.
Maybe not older people, but if you go on the street, I bet you people know me before any of these guys.
I would agree.
I would say that.
You could get him back on camera.
Every place we go, at least 100 pictures everywhere.
No, no, I'm making your argument.
You're acting like I'm not.
I'm saying you have to.
You're having defenses that have been on fucking every show.
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I know, but you don't have to hear something.
You see what I'm saying?
Yes, I hear what you're saying.
And this is no shade, but like you haven't fought in a really long time.
That's the most important thing.
And more people know you for trolling.
Okay, but I'm still known, though.
But I don't even think you can be considered a fighter.
I don't even say that.
Like, you're more of a troller.
No, I'm not fighting you for trolling.
No, but more people know you.
Nick Trump's injury was not as bad as mine.
I had two.
So he can't say that.
Oh, he's not a fighter.
I know you.
I know you could fight.
I'm just saying more people know you because of this.
But you can't say that's like if Tom Brady retires and now he's still like a football player.
You know what I mean?
No, but everybody remembers what he did in football.
It's been so people remember my two fights in Bellator every day.
I'm just.
He said, every day he got me good.
Every day.
Every day was good.
To be honest.
Every day.
I have to take the biggest piss.
I don't have my mouth to read.
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Who do you want to be honest?
I mean, it'd be really funny.
We'll go around the corner.
Okay.
Who do you want to win?
You can start.
It'd be really fun if you won.
I don't think you will, but it'd be really fun if you won.
But who do you want to win?
Like, if you were like, no, you.
It'd be really fun if you won.
No, but in like a friend way.
I don't know, Logan.
Both companies on the pod I wasn't on.
So you like me better?
So I like you better.
I want you to win so then you can be a fighter.
I mean, yeah.
But that was just like a me, that was like a backhand compliment.
But I know you want to fight.
Yeah.
So this will, I think, you in this.
I'm curious about boxing.
It's not a real fight.
Nah, but you in this like YouTube influencer scene is way better than no, but I want to go UFC, bro.
But think about it.
It's like, it's not that dangerous.
Yeah, I know, but the upside is 15 years, bro.
But the upside is way high.
I know.
I could choke these guys out in two seconds.
It's like so stupid.
It's like, why are we throwing hands?
Like, I'm just, you know what I mean?
Sure, sure.
No, I know you like me.
So we're friends.
Boxing-wise, I've only seen Logan box.
I haven't seen the only footage I've seen of you boxing is the one where you're doing this shit.
So I'm like, bro, that's a good combo.
I love this shit.
That's a bad combo.
Can you do it again?
Can you just do it again so we can see?
I need a fucking combo.
I'll put the combo.
Go for that.
Get ready.
Here we go.
We're back away.
We're back on.
Okay, so to cover the distance, he had his hands up.
So if I would just come in, he's just going to hit me.
So I think I threw a was it uppercut?
No.
What?
Uppercut.
Stay in there.
Keep your time.
So I think I threw an uppercut.
Yeah.
Uppercut.
So he keeps his hands up.
So you got to keep your hands up.
And then I went body, body.
That was it.
And everybody was going crazy.
So, but if I leave sometimes, if we're just a chat, we got to come with some other stuff.
So I came uppercut, uppercut, body, body.
It just didn't seem super fast.
I assume you put out the footage.
How'd that feel?
You heard that.
You felt it.
I felt it.
Yeah, exactly.
So when I land, I land.
But I'm saying, it just, I assume that you put out the footage because it looks like those are great shots.
Sit down.
The shots were good.
Those were great shots.
Sit down.
I don't know.
What's that move?
Oh, the arrest of the officer.
I'm arresting.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Did I get to help?
Did I get a temper?
Oh, he's grabbing my dick.
Get his ass.
I'm gonna give you a wedge because I need to give Ariel.
Come here.
Yo, that's not fair.
He's helping you.
Hold on.
I got him.
I'm gonna put him into a choke.
I gotta stop.
Get the choke now.
I got his choke.
I got him.
Who's fingering my ass?
Who's fingering my ass?
Who's fan is your ass, bro?
Stop him.
Hold on.
Get that block.
Stop that.
Hold on.
Stop.
Leave it.
Hold up.
Stop.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Going out of the missionary.
Stop me up with the missionary.
You got to.
Getting his legs out.
I got him.
I came back.
I'll put you asleep.
I think I choked you.
God said I had him in missionary.
Three against one, look.
No one took me.
No one took me.
I told you I was choke.
I didn't tell you.
Cam's okay.
I think I'm tired.
Oh, my God.
Tired?
Yo, we got a fucking backup artist.
It's four against one.
You had everything.
Okay.
Nothing.
That's the worst one.
He's fucking trying to choke me.
But he really couldn't choke you.
I told you I wasn't playing.
How is it?
I'm not talking.
But you had a look.
I didn't like.
I was saying I was saying like 70%.
No.
You were trying.
No, no, no.
That's 70%.
Trust me.
You can't choke me.
All right.
But you have some kind of fucking defense shit.
It's way stronger than also.
Why wouldn't I have you in missionary?
Did you get wet?
Just because, you know, you were needed for a second.
No, for real, explain that.
What happened?
Why weren't you?
Why wasn't he choking you?
Because you're crazy.
No one gets out of me.
Nah, it's definitely some defense shit.
Like, I could barely get my arm underneath.
Oh, you were protecting me.
No, I had no hands.
He was holding my hand.
He was holding my hand.
It was like, what do you do?
You just lean chin down.
Yeah, bro.
I've been training all the time.
That just shows how that bouncer was bullshit.
Because I was letting him.
I was like, yo, stop.
Like, you think that guy's going to choke me?
I could have put you to sleep.
I just didn't want to do it.
You could try.
We have a couple more hours.
You can try.
What if I started in rear naked choke with the choke in and my legs wrapped around you?
Get the choke in.
No.
Not here.
I'm just saying.
No.
So I'm going to show you.
So what he needs is I'm not going to hurt you.
I'm proud.
So look, keep your shit down.
I'm going to show you how this strength.
Hold on.
This fucking mic keeps coming down my ass.
So I'm going to show you the strength.
Keep your chin down, okay?
Okay.
So you can put your shit down as much as you want.
So look what I was doing.
Come on, Shelton.
But you're going to tell me.
All right, put it down as much as you can.
Do I go into your elbow or the other way?
No, whatever you want.
I don't know how to do it.
Okay.
So like, okay, you think you're safe here?
No, I'm not.
I didn't even do anything yet.
Okay, so keep your face up.
When you go fast, when you pump that, do that again, but not too long.
Ready?
And oh my god, do it again.
Hold on, why do you like it?
Why do you like that?
Not for long.
I just find that you like it.
Keep your chin down.
Keep your chin down.
Keep it down?
Whatever you want, or you want to get choked.
I don't want to get choked.
I just try to understand.
Put your chin down.
Do it slowly because you're making an adjustment.
That's it.
What is that adjustment?
It's a squeeze.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Okay.
You gotta try it.
No.
Come here.
Just keep your chin down, bro.
We hate doing that.
It's like it's gonna be different.
So, you want to keep your chin down or you want to get choke?
I ain't wanted either.
Just hold up.
Because that just gets extra.
I got it.
Okay.
Do the choke.
Real choke or break.
No, don't keep a chin down.
Dude, do yeah, but but don't actually choke him.
Just take it to the point.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, I see it.
So it was like a squeeze.
Keep your chin down now.
Yeah.
You ready?
So this is your face.
Go ahead.
Oh, that hurt more.
It hurt more.
My neck cracked.
That was crazy.
Okay, so this is the same thing.
So like Logan ducks his head.
Come here.
Okay, but were we boxing or he ducks in right now?
You see his hands.
Go back here.
Go back here so they can see.
Go back here.
He's always alive.
Watch the camera, Bob.
Watch the camera.
He's always alive.
Okay, so you have your chin in there, right?
Yeah.
So look, I'm going to choke you a little bit.
All right, ready?
Yeah, ah, gosh, call me if you need some help.
See how fast that is?
Yeah.
Look how fast you'll sleep.
Yeah, but you're boxing.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
No, you understand that.
That matters, right?
Why?
That matters.
How does that matter?
You need to switch up.
Relax.
Relax.
So, with that being said, if now you had to come get it back.
Okay, give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
But you think I want to reach in there?
Okay.
So why does Logan float trying to fight you MMA?
Because I think that's a bad idea if he wants to.
Dude, the bag was bigger than Bellator to fight an MMA in the boxing.
Why aren't you getting a piece?
Okay, you're asking if we want to win.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
When it comes to the fights, I literally have so much respect for people that go in the ring.
I want everybody to watch.
But think about this.
I'm a jiu-jitsu guy that's boxing.
I know, I know.
I know.
I'm not saying I don't have respect.
What I'm saying is, I want you to make all the money.
Not you.
I know.
It's not fair.
I want everyone to make the money.
Not really.
I promote this whole thing more than everybody else.
So, what I don't understand is why you don't get a piece.
Because at the time, I just pulled out of the KSI fight.
They were like, you take this or you don't take this?
Very reasonable.
Logan was like, either you do it or you don't do it.
And I want to fight him so bad.
I was just like, fuck it.
And what happened with the KSI fight?
Are you both?
I don't want to talk about that.
Gotcha.
Yeah, but fuck that guy.
Really?
He's a pussy.
And wait, why don't you want to talk about it?
Is it like a legal thing?
No, it's just personal shit I was going through.
And it was just a little bit.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We can talk about off-camera.
Fair, fair enough.
Okay.
And then the guy that you get into the skirmish with at that fight, do you still want something with him?
What's the guy's name?
Yeah, yeah.
What's credit?
Come on.
What's his name?
No, I don't want to say his name.
He just said his fucking name.
I know, but he's a loser.
I don't want to give him any credit.
I didn't want to fight him.
That's why I was.
Because he's a monster and he fights on the field.
He fought in MMA.
He was a terrible MMA.
So why don't you guys fight in MMA?
Because he's terrible.
He was 0-5 in Bellator or some shit.
And then he went to that shit.
And now he's doing decent because he's fighting a bunch of influencers.
I'm just saying, you guys have this.
He fucking sucker punched me.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, and then you know what's funny?
I knew he was going to do this.
I was avoiding him, so I was walking.
He punched me in the back of the head, and that's how that started.
Because I didn't want to give him the clout.
He got like 400k off that.
Yeah, I saw him.
I don't know if it was in the back of your head.
It looked like in the beginning of the video.
No, no, no.
That was the second punch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, so, what's the deal?
Like, he hits you, and you seem kind of, I don't know.
Because I was like, you know what it was?
I was like, yeah, because I was like, bro, like, I don't want to.
Because, like, I know it's just giving him credit.
Like, everything, all these guys want to do was just try to get something on me.
And I was pissed off because I told Miss Fitz this was going to happen.
And they run a shit show at that time.
I was just like pissed off.
I was like, bro, like, you're giving this kick clout for nothing.
Like, I was just so mad, you know.
And then I went and knocked out the other two guys, and then it was just whatever.
What's the end goal?
UFC champion.
So it's UFC.
Yeah.
Do you have to get bought out of Bellator to do that?
Belator is bought by PFL now.
And PFL is owned by the Saudi.
I don't know who owns PFL, but they have some crazy money because they ain't making no money.
Yeah.
I don't know how the hell they're doing.
So do you have to get bought out of PFL?
I don't know how that works yet, or they cut me.
They cut you and then you hopefully get a UFC contract.
And then you want to get the Bellator.
I'm a boys with Dana.
You want to do 170?
Yeah, 170.
Yeah.
And you're not a big 170.
Like.
You're bigger than most guys, no?
You're six foot?
I can probably make 55.
That's the thing I was wondering.
Is it worth to make 55?
Someone said my head is too big for 55.
I don't know.
That's what they told me.
I don't know.
I have a big head, so.
But at 55.
I'm just saying, like, at 55, and you grab a guy, what are they going to do at 55?
Nothing.
That's fine.
I can't wait.
That's why I was so stupid with this box.
No, but like you said earlier, so now I'm understanding it more.
You don't get a piece of this fight you're promoting, but your stock has risen.
A lot.
So it's worth the money that you're making around the fight and then future careers.
And potentially trying to get in you.
And if you beat Logan, right?
Not if.
When?
Okay, when you beat Liverpool.
We talked about Connor projecting.
Yes, of course.
I believe that.
I believe in manifesting.
So when you beat Logan, do you do another one of these fights?
There's no MMA.
Jake and KSI are fighting for my rights if I win.
That's interesting.
Well, they want the upside on.
They want it aside.
So I don't.
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KSI doesn't want me to go to Jake and Jake doesn't want me to go to KSI.
Bro, so Jake is...
Would you invest?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Is it easier to fight or who is Jake is investing in his brother losing?
It's like, yeah.
You got to think, Jake doesn't have any other opponents.
Like, that aren't MMA guys.
Like, there's no more retired guys for him.
That's true.
He has KSI.
Yeah.
Tommy Fury.
And Tommy again.
And then nobody wants to see the Tommy fight again.
He'll be Tanella.
Wow.
Yeah, but nobody wants to.
I don't know what they're saying.
We're not saying that.
To be, yeah.
And I love Jake, but we're not allowed to.
Come on, dude.
No, it's not a big game.
No, it's different.
It's a different game.
And Jake knows it's a different game.
I know.
Jake just says things.
When I say I'm going to beat John Jones, I mean it.
He's just.
I love him like that.
Bro, we just dominated.
I love the book.
We sure dominated you.
I won that.
Full and won.
I won that.
We dominated you, bro.
I won.
How are you going to beat John Jones?
I won that.
Do you think we could beat John Jones for us?
No.
After what we just did, we let you up.
I won that.
We let you up.
Stop.
We didn't choke you out.
Let's go all move the table and all of a sudden.
I could have had sex with you if I want it.
I was in the fucking bottom position.
That's what I'm saying.
My dick was up.
Dick down.
You would have to go under.
Okay.
You definitely got that Pete Davidson dick, too, like that long, like skinny one.
How do you know?
How do you know?
Because he looks just like Pete Davidson.
Long ass game.
That's a vivid description.
No, no, they don't.
No, the girl said that.
That's a worm over here.
Like, the fucking talker.
You told me in the back.
You did say that.
You did say that.
Mine, I got the curve.
But no, no.
Every girl says that about Pete Davidson.
I never heard that shit.
But why are you talking about him?
About his dick.
It's big.
I know.
I know, but like tall, skinny guys.
They usually got like the.
Are you trying to say I have a big dick?
No, you have like skinny.
Thanks, brother.
I appreciate it.
What does yours look like?
It's like a missile, to be honest.
A what?
Like a missile.
Like a missile.
Like the ones that the drones shoot out of their thing?
Like a little mini?
No, well, I mean, like eight and a half missile.
Probably bigger than your head.
An eight and a half inch missile.
Do you think you have a small for a missile?
I mean, certainly.
Eight and a half inches, sir.
It's not out nine with a curve, bro.
I just put that together.
He's not circumcised, you can tell.
No, he is.
No, I am.
All right.
Yeah.
Why would you say that?
One of my ex-best best friends was Indian.
He was uncircumcised.
Oh, really?
Why is he an ex-best friend?
What is he doing now?
We're not best friends no more.
What is he doing?
Like, like, physically?
Like, why are you guys not best friends?
I'm not going to get into that.
You know, some people, I don't know, they could talk about this more, but yeah.
Some people leave you when you need them the most.
Exactly.
You know, we were there for you when you needed us.
I don't know.
You rolled up absolutely shit face.
He didn't bring me to rehab.
No.
He didn't make me drive the car away.
Honestly, you were funny on the pot.
I was like, he'll make it.
He's like, okay, here's Keith.
Let me drive home.
Wait, were you really that bad when you came?
Like, I didn't know.
I didn't know you was partying, but I didn't know if it was.
You have to understand.
It was Miami.
So we're assuming that you're just having fun.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
I didn't know that you were.
No, no.
Now I know that you were going through something in your life.
Yeah.
I mean, that was the beginning of it, but that was.
How long was the period like that?
This is my knee injury.
Really?
2019 until 2022?
I hate to talk about it.
I don't want it to be a therapy session.
No, you had a great podcast with your boy.
What is your name, man?
John.
John.
Yeah.
And what you guys should go watch on your channel that I watch.
Yeah, it's his.
No, it's yours.
It's uploaded on his, too.
Really?
Yeah, he just posted a pistol.
Yeah.
Oh, so I guess I watched some class hitters on yours.
There was a clip we shared.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So go watch it.
I think it's a really good thing.
It's a very organic, just two friends talking.
That's why I'm telling you guys a friend.
Just saying on the couch, just talking to you.
You're not defensive in the least.
So I actually don't have many friends.
Like, is it like two, three guys?
And like, I actually met him not that long ago.
And he's just like, and I was like, why isn't it?
Why do you have friends?
I don't trust him, but everybody turns on me.
But why, like, are you only friends with...
I'm just so you are a something's off about that.
Yeah, like you're a likable dude.
No, I am.
Losing so many friends.
No, there's, but there's friends and then there's friends.
We all know this.
There's like.
You're saying you have a lot of like people you would club with.
Yeah.
And then there's like you're like homies.
Yeah.
But why not build that group?
You, you do something.
You're jiu-ji-ji-jitsu, which is so fucking intimate.
And I'm not talking about the touching.
Like, you're spending a lot of time with people.
And your life is in their hands and their life is not.
Maybe it's my mind.
I don't know.
I don't like, I don't trust people.
What's the trust thing?
I don't know.
It's just something about me, maybe.
Has something happened?
Maybe I got fucked up.
I got fucked over a lot by friends.
Yeah.
Close friends.
Yeah, something.
There's something.
You know what it is?
When you go through bad times, you see who's really there for you.
So that's facts.
I don't want friends that are there when the good times are there.
I want them when they're most.
So you're still holding on to that a little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
This is tough to talk about.
On your guy's pod, you had an interesting thing about how what you see now a lot of in jiu-jitsu is this like trash talk and building up space, and you had this kind of started this.
So I didn't know that.
Yeah honestly honestly, i'm like when it comes to jiu-jitsu, but you're saying, even earlier in your early jiu-jitsu and I used to get I used to get suspended from Marcels for doing this interesting, so Marcelo Garcia suspended me first, but he's he was your jiu-jitsu coach and a unbelievably respected person in jiu-jitsu.
Like, from what I hear from a bunch of different people, he's the best ever amazing and and also like a smaller guy, but his technique he's a fail.
That's roots and yeah, amazing.
So this tiny dude can go dominate dude on technique, not power.
Yeah, just played it here.
I was gonna put a highlight but yeah, put it on, put it on.
How does this work, though?
Is this like you guys cut this or is it like oh, this is long, that would all I want to like.
We just vibe.
Yeah yeah yeah, you guys can't draw.
Take some shots.
Is that why you want?
Yeah, come on whatever you want.
Is that why you got like, banned from the gym because of the talking.
In the beginning I used to get suspended yeah, and but I was who I was still back then, and then the one that got me kicked out of the gym was just me talking to him and like what was the state he didn't believe in, like the whole shit talking thing.
So jiu-jitsu culturally, can you explain to people where?
Where, like you know, like it's martial arts, restrict your opponent like and he's doing WWE stuff.
My favorite of all time, who I was my background on my phone was Leandre Low.
I don't know if you know who that is and of course, it was one of my close friends and yeah, that was the craziest story ever because he trained with you.
I mean, I fought him twice and then we used to train together.
He was living.
He came and stayed with me before he passed.
What was your record when you guys fought?
He beat me twice but he was my idol man.
He was just unbelievable.
He's the best ever and just, he's just a animal, bro.
But explain to me why.
Why, like what?
What is it?
It's something about like when someone Don't want to lose, like, he just did not want, dude.
This guy, like, he would come in sometimes, hungover, puking, and he just would beat everybody.
He just was, like, so competitive, physically gifted, dude.
Yeah, I never felt hips like that.
Like, I shot on him, he knocked me over.
What does that mean?
Hips like that.
His hips were so strong.
Like, he was just so you couldn't push him.
Everybody that, like, they asked people this question that versus him, they'd be like, it's just weird to explain.
He was just so good, bro.
And it's crazy.
Like, he was just in the prime of his career.
And like, what happened to him?
It's like.
And so in Brazil, he gets murdered.
Yeah, I'll tell you the full story, but like, it's crazy because during that time, I was going through my stuff, and that could have happened to me very easily.
Like, what happened to him?
He was just at a nightclub, and some guy took a bottle from his table and he took the guy down and choked him.
And the guy was like, stop, stop, I'm good.
I'm good.
So he let the guy up and they were partying and partying.
The guy was like a jealous guy.
And he was like staring at him, walk back and forth, walk back and forth.
They just shot him right in the head.
Right, one bullet right to the killed him.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy, bro.
And you could have been there with him, you think?
I mean, who knows about that?
But I'm just saying, like, me partying in the city, getting fucking shit-faced every night.
I got the wrong guy.
Yeah, you never know who you never know.
And like, I'm very hated, too.
So, like, you don't know who's after you, you know?
Like, who knows?
Dude, Leandro was way nicer than me.
Show us a video of him.
Yeah, you want to see us fighting?
Actually, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
You want to watch that?
So, wait, so you're just trying to understand.
So, these two guys, you just had the most respect for, but it's like people to earn your respect.
You know, it's funny.
This is a story that no one ever, I never told anybody.
But I got in trouble with Marcelo because one time we went to dinner and he asked me, This is a long time ago.
I was a brown belt.
And he asked me about the Diaz brothers.
So him and Nate Diaz had beef, but I didn't know.
And he was like, What do you think about the Diaz brothers?
I was like, Yo, I think they're awesome.
Give them the finger, doing all this thing.
And he suspended me.
Marcelo did.
Yeah, for saying I like the Diaz brothers.
Because they behaved in a way that wasn't with the jiu-jitsu code.
Literally suspended me from the gym for sit.
I didn't even know.
That's how he was.
Do you think he was trying to like instill some sort of discipline in you or like a character?
Yeah, but the thing when we had the conversation, I said, Marcelo, listen, like, I want to, I had to make money, had to pay my bills.
And he was like, yeah, but you got to do it for the love of the sport.
And I was like, yeah, but the love of the sport doesn't pay my bills.
Like, you got to make this stuff exciting.
I knew at the time, the entertainment, all this.
And then when I looked up at Connor, I started learning more about just, you know, marketing and everything.
And I always had that in me.
And I always like to talk shit.
Like, my natural personality is just banter and like that.
And I would just do that.
And then it was, he just was like, oh, I don't want my kids around this.
Like, they might grow up being shit talkers.
And it's just.
He was trying to protect his idea of jiu-jitsu.
Yeah.
And while at the same time, he has trained you since you're a kid.
Yeah.
I mean, you ever hear him talking about me?
He loves you.
Yeah.
So I mean, it's hard.
It's probably heartbreaking.
I texted him when he, because he has cancer now.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
And I texted him saying, I hope you're doing good.
And he just said, like, thank you.
I think you should go check on him.
It's hard, bro, because he loved me.
He was the only one that left me.
He was like my dad.
You fucking loved him.
He kicked me out.
Yeah, but sometimes you need to do that because you don't see me.
Okay, there's difference, though.
Because if he would have just suspended me and my friend Munch at the time, right?
Unpublicly, but then he went and made a video and did it outside.
What's that like lying?
You don't discipline your kids in public.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
You know what I mean?
You felt like it was.
He made a flow grappling video, 20 men's talking why he suspended us.
You don't discipline your kids in public.
Do you think that he felt that that if he really cared about this, then he wouldn't have done that?
But also, if you really cared about him, you could have like changed a little bit of your marketing tactics.
Why can't I just be me?
But I'm just saying, like, you see, Stebano.
Stopman is great at marketing, but he doesn't do like the distasteful style of marketing.
It could have tweaked it a little bit.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, that's.
I mean, Izzy will go wild too.
What I've noticed about Izzy is like, Izzy will do whatever he wants to do.
Yeah, like he is a true.
That's tasteful, though.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
This might not be.
Yeah.
But let's see it.
This is Leandro.
So this is at the time.
This is Gi, and this is when he was the best in the gee.
Eight-time world champion.
And so what made him so special in terms of his relationship to dominate?
He just did not stop.
He was so good.
And how did you guys go from how did you guys go from like competitors to because I was always like cool with him?
Like I was admired him.
Yeah.
And he used to like help me out when I was a brown belt.
And it's funny enough, I started dating his ex-girlfriend.
And he used to send her like drunk messages, like, you picked the guy that's going to beat me to date and all this stuff.
Was he okay with you doing that?
I feel like you would never know what he was doing.
And then, like, he would come to the States and stay with me.
And we would train.
And he was cool with it because he didn't really like, he got over it.
And then we just became friends.
And then we competed a bunch.
And then we just hang out.
And then he stopped talking to me when I looked up at Connor because he didn't like the whole thing too.
And then he apologized, like, come train with me.
And then he would come to stay with me.
And then that happened.
So these, so these two guys that you really admire, you look up to, are no longer in your life.
And that Mercel was tougher though, because Mercel was like my dad.
That's, yeah, that's pops.
Yeah.
And he poured so much into you, I can imagine for fucking years.
Yeah, it's a tough conversation because, you know, I don't know.
I feel like, in my opinion, you don't leave the people that you love in any way.
And that's why I lost a lot of friends, I guess, because I'm different, you know.
Like, if you were going through something, I would show up by your house and make sure you're all right.
You feel like a lot of people didn't do that for you.
Yeah.
Not to get emotional in here.
It's supposed to be a compliment.
No, this is good.
This is good.
Yeah, it's just like, I don't know.
Oh, it's fucked, man.
Put that much time into somebody.
And you put time into him as well.
I mean, we were a team.
I mean, he's my coach.
He's my dad.
We live right next to each other.
You got to go see him, bro.
You got to see him.
You can't do that.
Yes, you can.
Yeah.
You got to go see him and you got to.
Because there's a clock ticking.
I'm not trying to be dark, but there's a clock ticking now.
So it's like, you got to.
I think he might have beat the cancer.
I don't know.
So you're like, well, no, I don't know.
I sent him a message, which I usually don't have talking ears, you know?
That was just out of respect.
And the fact that he reached out lets you know.
And like, the one thing about, I was talking about my ex-best friend.
I don't want to, you know, get too much intake because he knows a lot about this, but my dad passed away and we weren't talking at the time.
And what really upset me was...
He could have reached out, right?
No, well, that, or he, because he knows my family, he knew my dad.
He could have came to the funeral, sat in the back, and just paid his respects and left and not talked to me.
And that would have meant the world to me.
Yeah.
And he didn't do that.
And that shit fucking broke my heart because he's my closest friend since I was 14.
And like, just for like if his dad passed.
He stopped you guys from we trained together every day.
We don't talk.
What?
Yeah.
They're really like, he knows the whole story.
We literally.
They're like, this is a room.
Yeah.
Been best friends since we're 14.
Can you get yeah, you got to get through?
You got to get past those.
But dude, like, and then there was something like he said about, like, I don't know.
I don't want to get too deep into it because I don't want to air our dirty laundry, but like, it's just fucked up.
That hurt me the most, to be honest with you, though.
Like, he knows my dad passed.
Like, he could have just showed up and like sat in the back and gave a hug to my mom.
And what if he came to you right now and he said, listen, some things happened between us.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
Hey, you go, some things happen to this.
My bad.
But I wish I came to the funeral and I apologize and I'm going to revenge.
I'm a man, bro.
Like, listen, if you come to me like that, yeah, 100%.
100%.
Could you apologize to him for anything?
Yeah, of course.
Because he distanced himself from me when I was doing the wrong things because he was trying to stay on the right path.
It was hard for him because I respect that.
And I respect that too.
But it comes a point in time where you still have to be there for someone.
Like, I get it.
And I understand what he was doing.
And I got, and now I'm doing better.
And you come and say, hey, like, this is the guy I wanted you to be.
Now I'll be, you know, this is what I wanted.
Now I'll be friends with you or something like that.
That's different.
You know what I mean?
But like, just, yeah, I don't know.
This is weird to talk about.
How'd you get out of that dark place you were at?
That's great.
Hey, Rob Bottom.
Yeah, but how did you get it?
I don't want this.
I always said I was going to save this for broken.
Let's just talk.
We just talked.
You're going to have so many more stories in your life.
Yeah, I hit Rob Bottom and I saw the people around me that love me scared for my life.
And that hurt the most.
And I think he had myself falling down a deep path that I wasn't going to be able to get out of, you know?
Did your mom step in?
Tried to.
I wasn't ready to let really anybody in.
So you did it yourself.
Yeah.
And I had to because I knew like I'm wasting time.
And like, you know, how hard was it to still hard?
Yeah.
It doesn't go away.
You've been sober for eight months, yeah.
But like, I'm not, I'm not one of those guys that never get drink again or anything like that.
Yeah, but it was just where I was in life where I couldn't train.
I couldn't fight.
My dad passed.
My friend passed.
And like, there was just so much going on at one time.
It was just so easy to just drown yourself.
Basically.
Yeah.
Every single day.
Yeah.
From morning until night.
Wow.
I never, I don't want to talk to him.
I don't know.
You don't have to talk about anything you don't want to, but it's just people that.
Fight promoter.
Crazy Dreams And Deep Paths00:03:47
I love this guy.
Yeah.
You act.
You see, you, I understand you don't want to maybe talk about the issue.
I'll answer himself.
That being said, there are other people that also have either gone through these things or they might be going through these things.
And it's very nice for them.
But the thing is, is like that they're not alone in that situation.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what I want to say.
But you don't have to say anything.
There's no way.
No, because I want to say what Rock Bonham was, but I don't know if I want to.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It just got to a point where I almost died.
And then, I mean, like, there was a couple of times that I just didn't want to be here anymore.
Yeah.
100%.
You know, like, I didn't.
That's fucking scary.
And I, and, you know, I still deal with that stuff daily and stuff.
But yeah, I don't know.
A lot of regrets.
You know.
Can you forgive yourself enough?
Not yet.
I don't know.
Because that's important shit.
I know.
It's hard.
You know who I actually, you know, I talk, I never went to A. You can bleep a name if you want.
Yeah, I never went to A or anything like that.
But I talked to Theo Vaughn because he's fucked through.
Yeah.
And like me and him talk for a little bit.
And I was like, oh, maybe this is why people do this shit.
He's so good at talking.
And he deals with the same stuff I deal with.
But he doesn't drink anymore.
Like, I plan on, you know, eventually just controlling it because I don't think it was alcohol.
It was just advice where I was going.
It could have been fucking cookies, but it was just, yeah, I'm fucking hurt.
I can't train.
Everybody's saying, oh, this guy fucking sucks.
He ruined his career.
Ariel's saying, what happened to his Phi and Om that fucking, I lost my friends.
I lost everything.
I lost my girlfriend.
I fucking went through all this shit.
I lost friends.
And then what was like when you start feeling like shit, what's the best thing to do?
Just get fucking annihilated.
And then you go to the city and then you have every single dude that fucking loves you, thousands of fucking supermodels.
Everything's for free.
And then it's like, okay, like, what am I doing here?
I'm just going out every night.
And then you, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Were you still training during this?
Trying to.
Interesting.
So training has just become such a part of your life that I think that's what started this: the knee injury because I didn't have that calmness.
When you train twice, three times a day, that's like a joke.
It's like taking a shot.
And then when you're stuck like this and you have nothing to do, and then, dude, I was like a menace.
Dude, you don't realize how where we don't realize how dependent we are on exercise until it's removed from our lives.
It can calm that brain, dude.
The relaxation you get.
You go on a long fucking run.
Or even, I imagine, like, I see the guys training jiu-jitsu.
They're like just drenched afterwards.
Yeah, and you don't realize that until you're stuck and you can't move.
You didn't realize what you've actually been doing.
And then you realize you have nine months ahead of you.
And then, like, it may be called me pussy, but I was just like, I couldn't, I couldn't see the future.
I just saw the now, and I was like, bro, your shit didn't get fixed in nine months.
I went to HSS and it failed.
That's the best hospital in the country.
What's HSS?
It's like a special HSS in Manhattan.
It's like the best hospital in the country.
Yeah, but it's obviously knee.
It's like they do everything.
They're like the best hospital and they sponsor the UFC.
So it fails at HSS.
Yes.
You go back to HSS?
No, I go to a different doctor and he fixed it.
And did he know what they did wrong?
Or he had some mistake that the first time they used my ligaments and it didn't take, I guess, or something like that.
So they had to get cadaver.
Yeah, so I have Achilles, someone's dead Achilles and stuff like that.
Get out of here.
They say you have their dreams.
I have some crazy dreams.
I don't know.
That's real.
Really?
What kind of dreams?
Crazy shit.
I don't know.
Asian woman, like, just, I don't know.
I am a samurai.
I don't know.
There's crazy dreams, bro.
I don't know.
But yeah, like, it's crazy shit.
So the cadaver ligaments took.
Yeah.
Because I remember in Miami.
I didn't.
Did I have this?
Bro, in Miami, you were showing me your knee moving in the fucking joint.
Yeah.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
So I was just showing you that shit.
That Nick Chubbs guy.
He had less damage than I had.
I mean, it was gnarly.
Like, I remember you would move.
I threw everything out besides my ACL two times.
They say it's like being in two major car accidents in the same year.
And was it from, did somebody do a no, it was actually with Connor.
It wasn't even like anything crazy.
I think it was just because that day we were supposed to train at two.
I'm not trying.
I'm not saying this is because of him.
But then media came.
So he was like, oh, we're going to push a training session.
So I was just sitting out on the side waiting.
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Oh, you weren't warm.
And then you went out.
And then we went and it was weird.
I was just lifting a butterfly.
There's a video of it.
I was just lifting a butterfly hook on him and he dropped his weight back towards my foot, like just like with his butt, and it just snapped in half.
My leg was like, snap.
What's a butterfly?
So like when you lift someone with your, you're like, like, so if you're in.
So his legs are on that and you're trying to get out of it.
No, I'm on bottom and I'm trying to lift him out of my way.
And he just dropped his hips towards my foot and my knee like snap.
Yeah.
It wasn't even like a regular thing.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
And it takes your identity away.
You've built up this thing your whole life.
You're like, I am a fighter.
And then you go to just sitting in a room and like you're fucking done and like you can't do anything.
And yeah.
Who am I?
And then you're on crutches at fucking clubs and fucking knocking people out.
I was fucking getting into fights left and right, just fucking drunk.
Because now you're more defensive than ever.
Oh, dude, I was, I was not.
Because before you were, before that happened, you probably had the utmost confidence in your ability.
Why would you fight anybody?
If you know you can beat people.
You know what it was?
I was just drunk messing that people would say some stupid shit.
I knocked some guy out with my crutch.
I swear to God.
I was breaking Ubers.
I was doing like crazy shit.
So you were just being an asshole.
Hurt people, hurt people.
How long do you want to be in the fight game?
Until I win a world championship.
And then you'd feel like you'd be okay?
I don't know.
I haven't thought about that.
That's a tough question.
Like, what is Dylan Dannis doing at 50?
I don't know how I think about that because it's hard because I live such a crazy lifestyle.
I don't know.
Maybe just fucking on a yacht somewhere.
Hopefully, make enough money to make it to be in a yacht and just be chilling with my family.
Could you just chill, relax?
Right now, yes.
I don't have to fight.
I have money.
Like, I really do.
Like, people say that, but, like, dude, I get, I mean, you guys know how it is with sponsors.
I got a lot of sponsors.
You get sponsors and you can monetize the influence, but there's going to be a time where maybe that influence isn't as great.
Of course, yeah.
I save my money.
You can care yourself.
Yeah, no, I save my money.
Well, I don't know.
You don't have to sell you, dude.
You go out all the time.
You just have to win 5,000 out of 10.
This sounds terrible, but like, you know, when you're popular, everything's freaking.
He knows.
Okay.
I mean, I don't want to sound like everything, but I don't have to pay for anything.
You might get more things.
I don't have to pay for anything.
But that want to sound like a dick.
But yeah, everything's free.
But, okay, but that's why I mentioned earlier, like, why don't you pivot more towards that influencer fighting game?
Because deep down, I wouldn't be able to live with myself on my deathbed if I just went and fought YouTubers.
I want to fight the best.
And listen, if I lose, I lose.
Also, the influence comes from being a fighter.
Like, I know personally, like, Connor's a great example.
When I know Connor's interested in fighting again, all of his businesses mean more.
The alcohol means more.
You know what I mean?
The winner in that influencer fighting game.
What I'm trying to say is, like, Connor is a brilliant businessman, regardless of whether he's fighting or not.
But when he's also fighting, it makes all those other businesses more exciting for some reason.
When, you know, Tom Brady is now retired.
Tom Brady promoting an athletic shoe as a guy who's retired isn't exciting.
Even when he was going, Connor's such a good salesman.
He can sell fucking guy.
He can do it.
He can do it.
What I'm trying to say is he's smart enough to know that if I'm in this game, I can run it up.
That's the source of the influence.
But he has fucking money now.
Bro, it's crazy.
He has fucking money.
It's crazy.
And what I kind of like about it is he's saying, fuck you.
He loves the fight.
Oh, yeah.
No, like he's enjoying the money.
Like, people do it and they get fucking buttoned up and they don't say what they want to say.
See him on the yacht or something.
He's like, oh, yeah, look at my Lamborghini boat.
You're not going to take it with you when you go, bro.
You got to enjoy it.
You got to enjoy it.
But my thing is that the influencer fighting scene is just as popular as the real fighter.
But I don't got no.
Listen, when I'm on my deathbed, I ain't telling my kid I beat Lili.
So this is more legacy.
I don't care about that.
This is just making money.
I hear what Alex is saying, which is like, if you can make money.
I want to care about if I want to care about the money, yeah, you're right, but I care about when I'm older.
And I yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, I was UFC.
What did I achieve in my life?
Exactly.
When you're looking back and beating Logan Paul is what?
Who cares?
You know what I mean?
In reality, it doesn't matter.
Have you thought about if you don't win at all?
Do those thoughts creep in?
I mean, it's the same thought, like, I mean, it sounds like terrible, but it's not a real fight.
It's a boxing fight.
Like, I'm a jiu-jitsu guy.
It wouldn't affect your ego.
No.
Interesting.
Listen, because I know I could choke him out in 30 seconds.
So you're saying it's like Nate Diaz when I get Jake.
It's like, he can't really fight.
You can't.
Like, fight me in a real fight then.
If you beat me in an MMA, then you could be like, okay.
It's an interesting thing happened when there's a reason he's picking a jiu-jitsu guy.
I've never boxed before here.
When Nate fought Leon Edwards, shout out to Leon who was on the pod.
And Nate fought Leon Edwards.
And with about a minute left, he caught him with that left hook.
Or no, straight.
It was a straight left.
He stood a slab in a straight left.
And then he pointed at him.
And they pointed at him.
And Leon struggled to make it through the rest of the end of the round.
And Nate goes, if this was on the street, you're dead.
It's the same thing when he knocked out Nate in the fight.
Jake, if you were to walk on top of him, Nate would have triangled him.
So it's like boxing is like, what is it?
It's so stupid, but whatever.
But no, I guess what I'm trying to say is like having that perspective on fighting.
Like to me, I'm looking at this like Nate goes, I view myself as a fighter, and there are restrictions to my ability to fight in this certain scenario.
And given those restrictions, you got to win today.
But we both know, you and I, as men, know what could have happened.
Dude, you're good at this.
Fuck, yeah, bro.
You're telling it better than me.
I'm just, I'm just saying, so I understand your what is this?
Zins, bro.
The real zinc.
What's the hefe, dog?
Stop this.
I just have my own teeth.
Don't we have some zincs I don't trust the Zins?
Why would I ever give you anything fake?
I'll give you ecstasy.
Why would you ever give me anything fake, buddy?
Like, that's real.
That's fucked up.
You call my watch.
I'll take yours in.
So you think I'm two.
Don't do three.
I can do four.
I do two on the top, two on the bottom.
Bro, upper deckies, dude?
Yeah, bro.
Upper deckies are crazy.
How much do you put in?
Just one.
And then I take it out every 15 seconds and set it on my fucking, what's it called?
Ah, fuck it.
No.
You guys can't do two?
No, I love Zinz.
I've tried to get off.
Go two.
Come on.
No, no, I'm not doing it.
Come on.
I'm going to take it out and put it right here.
I rested like a cigarette.
You just take it out in and out every once in a while.
Okay.
Do we should get back to the fun shit?
We went sad for a little bit.
No, this is the beauty of conversation.
Like, like waking up, being like, all right, who hates me on Twitter today?
Walking down the street being like, does that guy want to fight me?
No, no, I'm good with it.
Whatever it is.
Serious question?
Yeah.
You have a kid now.
I'm not taking any shots.
Do you think about when you think about legacy?
Also, I saw the dad thing and I was so funny.
It's a crazy feeling.
It's crazy.
Landing Goosebumps even thinking.
Yeah, it's a crazy feeling.
Has it changed your perspective on anything in terms of lifestyle?
Anything like that?
Lifestyle.
And also, when you clearly think about legacy, and that's something that legacy 100%.
I can tell that's something you want to tell your kids.
Because kids are a mirror, right?
Like everything that that's, I don't know, that's kind of what I hear: is that your kid exposes who you are because they start copying the things that you do.
So does that make you reassess kind of the trolling aspect of it and there's no lines?
I don't know.
I don't think I haven't thought that far.
Does it make you?
Connor has kids and he still does his thing.
It's, I mean, I think when you explain to them, like, listen, this is a fight business.
It's like any other job, you know, like I'm not like, like, people, there's not one person that's ever met me like, oh, this kid's a scumbag.
No one.
You know, you know a lot of people that know me.
I'm the nicest person ever.
But like when it comes to business and business, it's different.
So maybe I guess explain that to him.
I don't know.
But do you care about legacy for your kid or legacy for yourself?
Both.
Because it changes.
If it's for your kids.
Sometimes when you do those extra rounds, I see his face.
But the kids like these fucking influences.
Fucking fighters.
You're saying in training.
Yeah, like sometimes when the rounds are getting hard, I think about like, I look at him like, yo, like, he's going to have to see me fight.
Like, you know, I want to win.
So he pushes me harder.
Yeah.
100%.
And dude, there's a weird feeling.
Like when you put your kid on your chest and there's no one there, bro.
It's a weird feeling.
It's like a prime.
You can go skin to kid to skin, right?
Get the heart paint.
Yeah, primitive feeling, bro.
So then it just gets you right.
Is your mom like super involved?
She's so fucking excited.
It makes me happy.
I said this, that the most like thing that made me the happiest is seeing how happy she is when she's like with a family.
I mean, is this her first grant?
Oh, so she's like and it makes me happy because you know she goes through a lot and I like seeing that they say they say that grandchildren are the gift that you give your parents for raising you.
Yeah.
Oh, they cry a lot.
No, you know, but like they get to finally they get to just pour love into a human being.
And I think it's crazy for them to see like their legacy.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like pass down.
Like it's a weird thing, you know?
It's crazy.
And they get to have a kid without the same response.
Yeah, exactly.
They get to get the fucking love.
You get to be just love.
Yeah.
Just no discipline.
Just no structure.
And my girl, well, I don't have a girl, but my baby mom is very understanding.
Oh, really?
She's very, so like, when I'm at training camp, she doesn't bother.
Like, she knows and like I go see him and like she's so cool.
Now that's not public.
You haven't shared.
She's probably a better.
It's not because of me though.
I don't want to hide her.
I don't care.
But she just doesn't like public stuff.
I think that that's.
I didn't even get that.
Try again.
Oh, I thought that was her.
That's what she called me.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's her.
That's her, not me.
Wow, man.
Good for you.
Crazy for you.
Definitely came at a crazy timing.
But, you know, I guess life does weird things sometimes.
What is that thing that people always say?
There's never the perfect time.
I guess so.
Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot going on right now in my life.
Yeah, maybe that's good.
Yeah, but maybe it's all the same.
Control the chaos, right?
It's never when you want it, but it's always on time.
Do you believe in God?
Yeah, do 100%.
I definitely do now after all the things I went through.
Really?
Yeah, because I shouldn't be alive.
Really?
Yeah.
Rekindled your faith?
100%.
Yeah.
I mean, someone's looking after me for sure.
Because I went through some terrible things.
I don't know.
I don't want to get too deep because I always say I don't want to talk about this stuff.
You don't have to talk about anything.
I definitely came out the other side somehow.
But, you know, it is what it is.
Really?
Yeah.
You find yourself praying more?
Not praying more.
I just believing in something higher.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Yeah.
That is crazy to come out of it and then have a child.
Yeah.
And I get scared because, like, what happens if I fall back into that?
Well, now you have another reason not to.
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Yeah.
I know.
Those are those extra two rounds where you're like, all right.
Yeah.
Let's dig deep.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Little man can't have that.
I know.
I know.
I dealt with it.
My dad was, my real dad was alcoholic.
And he ruined.
He was in 9-11.
And after that, he became an alcoholic.
And recently he passed.
I don't know if you saw Logan was making fun of it, like a scumbag.
He called me a scumbag, but he was saying stuff about it.
It looked like that hurt you.
Didn't hurt me.
I just said to him, like, yo, if you say something, like, it's going to be on right now.
And then he was like, oh, I empathize with you.
So he didn't say anything bad, but I was like, say something and watch what happens.
So it was about to get really?
Yeah.
But he did.
He's smart because he's scared of me.
He knows that I would kill him.
He's not dumb.
He's admitted before, like, in a real fight, I would kill him.
So when I said that, he changed his demeanor.
He was like, oh, I empathize with you.
This and that.
I was like, yeah, say something.
What has changed?
Like, you went through a point in time, right, when your knee was all fucked up where you couldn't kill people.
You had the ability to.
But the reality is there might be a guy with no fucking experience at all.
And because you're hobbling around, could catch you, drop you.
Does your, you went from, you go from this point where you're walking around the city and you're looking at pretty much every dude.
Yeah.
And you're going, there's a 99% chance that if we start wrestling, I could probably tap him out.
I imagine.
I think even one leg, that's the thing that pissed me off.
Even one leg, I was, I mean, obviously it's hard, but I probably could still.
Maybe you could, but there's also a chance where maybe you could.
Yeah, I mean, at least thoughts go through your mind.
Yeah.
Sure.
I can't imagine what's starting to happen to your psyche.
Like, do you start feeling insecure?
Do you start feeling like...
I'm insecure because I was just, I'm, I don't know.
Like, when you're a fighter, bro, like, I could have one leg, one arm.
I'm still like, I'm that guy, you know, and I, and the alcohol helps that.
Alcohol gives you that confidence that you're the fucking man.
And when you're not, I mean, look at the guys that drink that who get knocked out.
Like, it just gives you that confidence, you know?
And then plus you're doing other shit.
It's just like, yeah, I don't know.
But you're right, though.
Have you felt insecure about other things?
I mean, I think we all do, right?
100%.
Yeah.
I mean, everybody has insecurities.
And is that weird?
Because most people feel insecure and then they don't have this nuclear, not even spotlight.
They don't have a nuclear option, which is sometimes good.
The people who feel insecure often want to, they either internalize that insecurity and they want to hurt themselves or they project that insecurity on other people.
They want to hurt other people, right?
So, but a lot of times those people don't have the ability to hurt other people.
Yeah.
A fighter does.
And you see some of these fighters, they go out and they're getting in fucking bar fights or they knock some guy out.
I don't think that's right.
I mean, I wouldn't hurt an innocent person, but like sometimes I would say, yeah, maybe I was drunk and some guy was like talking shit to me and like, you know, doing, there was one time a guy was like rich dude buying 42.
He was a Muslim.
He didn't drink.
He would just buy it and pour it.
He was pouring out.
I swear that was his thing.
And he poured on my shoes and I just fucking went after him.
I was just like, yeah, I got into a fight with the whole Rangers team, actually.
Really?
I think it was the Rangers or it was the Oilers.
So we're at the club and...
Dude, hockey dudes like to party.
But no, they get to fight.
You know what I like about them?
Because it's part of the game.
Yeah, so like the owner, it was a bounce.
Yeah, so the owner introduced me to his brother and his girl was there and his girl was on the side and the guy kept bumping into her and I went like, yo, bro, watch out.
You know, it's a girl.
And then he did it again.
So I kind of like pushed him and he was like, yo, what the fuck?
So at this time, now I know and don't let anybody get close.
So he came and I fucking just tossed his dude and fly and then his whole team came and they like tried to attack me and I took like a vodka bottle.
I was like, oh, whoever's coming close, I'm wagging.
And we started just like fighting.
And then like the driver that drove me home drove them home.
They were like, yo, that was awesome.
They were like, oh, cool about it.
So like, he does this.
Yeah, they love it.
And the coolest thing about them is that like most people don't know that they're hockey players when they go to the club.
Yeah, there's like normal hardware.
They can look like normal fucking white dudes that party.
So they get to be in the club anonymous and they go after it.
Basketball players in the club?
Yeah.
Seven feet, everybody knows who the fuck they are.
The thing is, is like he's pumping into a woman.
Like he's shitfish drunk.
And I was like, bro, come on.
He was being an ass.
So I was like, yo, come on.
And then he tried to come towards me and an aggressive white song.
No, I'm not saying you did anything wrong.
I'm just saying like they might have the perfect level of like fame and money where things don't know about fame.
I have no idea any of those guys are.
That's the fun.
That's the fun.
You got all the money.
Think about it.
When you go out now to a bar, people know who you are.
If you act like an asshole, people TMZ, people will fuck Hawkins to be an asshole.
Like a hockey dude, you think that's just a frat dude, but he's got 10 million in the fucking bank.
He's playing a professional sport.
Like they might have figured out, they might have figured out like athlete fame.
But doesn't every athlete want to be able to do that?
It's taking an unpopular sport and you got it.
Dude, stop taking it out.
I got two in it.
Yeah, but you're a savage, bro.
Also, I'm drinking.
I just dropped it in the fucking tequila.
Oh, that'll help.
Yeah, it makes it.
Yeah, that'll help.
Anyway, okay.
What is the most...
What is the most proud moment of your life?
This is a hard one.
I can't answer it.
I don't know.
Maybe winning a world championship.
First, first, first one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you did it, what, it was four times?
Four times.
Four times.
Yeah.
And then I won the Paynams at Black Belt, and then I didn't really compete too much at Black Belt.
Okay.
The first Brown Belt World Championship.
Yeah.
And the kid that I tapped twice has won the worlds at Black Belt five times.
You sent it?
Gabriel Arches.
You probably went on.
There's a bunch of guys I beat who won the world's like a blood belt.
Okay, so you win in that moment.
Yeah.
That's like Bear Than Drugs, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, after the victory, the first moment you're by yourself.
Yeah.
What is that feeling?
Dude, it's like, I had never done heroin, but I can imagine that's what it feels like.
Do you finally feel fulfilled?
Do you find that?
That's like the kind of serotonin or dopamine rush that is so I can't wait for it again when I knock Logan out.
That's just that feeling of just but do you think knocking Logan out will get it give you that same feeling?
I think it will because I haven't fought in so long and just that so being back to a fight.
I love competition.
But explain that feeling.
Like explain that to people.
Like it's literally like the best doping.
Like I can't explain.
It's just amazing.
Are you, are you proud of the work you put in?
Yeah, just everything bro, your body's beat up, but you just feel, were you with Marcelo?
Yeah, and do you like have a moment with him at all?
Do you guys like hug and embrace, like at the time was my best friend, my ex-best friend, and like it was just like such a great moment.
And then your mom's so proud of you she, everybody's proud of you, and it's just like, was your dad there?
No I, me and my dad had a weird relationship, but he would watch.
You know he was drinking at the time so I didn't really associate with him too much.
So your mom is going crazy, like everybody, best friend going crazy.
It's just you know it is too because, like at the time, some more I mean, they believe in me.
But like now, everybody's like oh, this guy's gonna win the worlds and stuff like that.
So it's like a cool feeling to prove people wrong.
Same thing with wrestling.
Bro, ask you a question about drinking, you said you're gonna drink again at some point.
Yeah, why?
If it's in your?
I love booze, because I also I love boozing, because I also have it in my genetics and I have family members who drank, stopped and were like I just want to prove to myself i'm not an alcoholic and I can drink this.
The hardest part is that I love drinking.
I really do.
I mean, it makes you feel love drinking, you do what it provides and it is nice because it's like a rehab.
No bro bro, because honestly, I think I think there's we talk about this on a pod like there's utility to alcohol, like I think alcohol allows you guys.
See, you can have that drink and go home and not drink.
Yeah, i'm not like that.
You like to go?
I would have been.
I would be able to ask my question.
Yeah, I can, I can, like I used to go, I go to the bar and I order 30 shots for everybody.
Yeah, I would do it every bar.
I ordered 30, 40 shots.
Yeah, I just get everybody drunk that way.
Before the injury, injuries.
No, I was more of like a sipper.
You know I used to.
I used to do the fake, like in the club, like put my tongue on it, pretend like I was drinking.
Yeah no no, I have that too.
Drake taught me that.
Wait what?
Yeah so like I asked him one time because I was usually, whenever I meet someone that's very like, you know, high up, I always ask him like it was at excess, and I was like, dude, how do you like deal with like the alcohol and like controlling things?
He was like you know what, tomorrow I have to do something, or I have to like a studio, or I have a song I have to make.
He goes.
When these guys give me drinks right over the shoulder, he goes, he goes.
I forget it was a long time ago.
He was like, you just gotta know when you have to like do your own, like you have to do your shit.
Every successful person is like that yeah, where the priority in their life yeah, is the success and the drive.
It's one of the best advice I ever got.
What?
And instead you just bought 30 shots and you just drank them all.
Yeah wow, I just say no instead of making a message, yeah no, it's hard yeah, you can't.
The vibe gets up.
Yeah, and you want the vibe, you want the energy.
The whole reason you're there is for the social camaraderie.
And if you're, if you're opting out, then everyone's like, wait, you're faking it.
It's so hard.
Yeah, I was doing that in my 20s, but it's because I was driving, so it's like I know I cannot keep doing these shots.
I'll be like yeah, let's go, let's go and do that.
I used to do the one where I would take it but then leave it and then throw it in the little ice thing yeah, yeah.
And then it got to a point where I was just taking everything and then you gotta make, you gotta make the face after you gotta yeah, everybody else is drunk, no one knows, but that is true.
You look at the people who are uber successful and I imagine, in your run yeah, when you were doing, when you were just winning world championships, I can't imagine I didn't start drinking until I was 23.
there you go of course dude i i i was thinking about this yesterday it's so weird that we're talking about this now i didn't drink from 21 to like 30.
really 10 years i didn't drink When we met, I don't think I'm, I don't think I'm where I'm at today.
You don't drink because of religion, right?
No, I had alcoholism in my family, but also it just, it didn't seem like it was worth it.
You don't think you would be where you were with them?
No, and I don't think that I wouldn't be successful, but what alcohol steals from you is the next day sometimes.
Yeah, I used to get hangovers for two, three days exactly.
Now you can't train.
Yeah.
Now you can't, even not even training, your body can't recover.
I don't know about you, but I used to get the worst anxiety.
Dude, because of drinking or before?
I think I had the anxiety when I was drinking.
And I think it just amplifies in the morning.
You know what helps with anxiety?
More drinks.
Alcohol.
And then the morning, and you're like, oh shit.
I don't drink before I go on stage.
Yeah, never.
Not a single drink.
Really?
And then afterwards, I'll have one.
And I think it's like the quickest way to like decompress.
Not if I'm doing like a spot in the city, but like a big show.
And it's fun to like get into the vibe.
But and that camaraderie you were talking about, Mark, like just being out with everybody and celebrating.
It is so fun.
Pachino said this.
This is a quote he said, they asked him, what's your favorite part about acting?
And back in the day, they used to say like the drink after.
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So that was like the thing.
Because we accomplished something.
You accomplished something as a group.
And I think that's the cool thing about like, especially with martial arts, is that you can't train alone.
Yeah.
You need with jiu-jitsu, there's a guy that's trying to choke you out every day.
And because of that, you can get good.
So that victory isn't yours.
No, no, it's everybody.
You don't do it yourself.
And you see it with the good teams, especially in MMA, like with Izzy's team.
Oh, yeah.
Can you imagine the pressure of being him?
Yeah, oh no, he's fucking, yeah, he deals with a lot, man.
He's, he's fucking sustaining that.
Yeah, it's tough.
That's the thing, like, guys at his level, Connor's level, like everybody can give you advice or John, like you can give advice to those people, but you haven't not you.
With fighters, it's hard too because you're just animals.
Bro, to imagine what you need up here to get in the ring that someone's going to try to kill you.
So to have that perspective, imagine taking yourself from this primal war state to just, I need to be a normal person.
Yeah.
It's hard.
That's why fighters is just like, we're crazy.
Like Mike Tyson, like all these guys, bro.
It's just.
But look what these guys do eventually afterwards.
Yeah.
Mike Tyson's, it feels like his life afterwards has been trying to remove those primal instincts that made him so successful.
Control the monster.
He talks about it all the time.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Have you met Mike at all?
I'm supposed to.
I was supposed to fly to Vegas to do a show, but they wanted me to come for one day.
He go already filmed my name.
Yeah, I was like, no, I'm good.
But I always wanted to be Mike.
That'd be awesome.
Why do you think that we all introduced you to the Rock?
I think The Rock follows you.
Okay.
That's my fucking childhood.
That's the reason I am.
Are you a wrestling guy?
Dude, I grew up in the attitude area.
You're crazy.
Okay, so I talked.
Okay, so who are your guys?
Growing up?
Yeah.
DMs.
I was the rock.
Rock.
So you come up in Rock Era.
Nothing before.
Bro, when me and my friends used to argue, because he used to be on TV of Rock and Austin in the pay-per-views, I thought it was real.
I swear to God.
I used to be like, yo, Rock's.
I thought it was a real fight.
And then when I found out it was fake, I stopped watching.
And then I started going to MMA, obviously.
But I loved wrestling.
I was an attitude error guy.
I loved everybody.
I mean, Stone Cold.
But The Rock was my guy.
You and your friends ever knew they're like, hey, man, where do you want to eat?
And then he goes, it just doesn't matter.
The Rock was a fucking man.
But we went to the WWE and it was actually me and him.
And they gave us, like, Rey Mysterio gave us front row tickets.
Right.
And then they were like, oh, we just got there.
He was like, yo, they want you to come in the back to meet them.
And he's just telling us stories and stories.
He's like, you guys want to watch the wrestling?
I was like, no.
I was like, I just want to you.
Yeah, dude.
We got to hang out with Triple H. Fucking Mystic Man was there.
All the rest of the impresses me.
That guy, he is the nicest human being.
Triple H or Rey Mysterio.
Oh, Rey Mysterio.
Yeah.
Dude, I never, he was like, whatever I need, he introduced me to everybody.
If you want this, that, like, here, I'll bring you to this guy.
Like, dude, he was so nice.
I think we're on our third Rey Mysterio by now, though.
We don't really know.
We don't really know.
We don't know.
It's like the mask off and everything.
Dude, he was so cool.
It was actually like a chat, like it brought me back to the nicest celebrity that you met or the person that you met, and you're like, wow, you lived up to the expectation to be a little bit more.
Drake, probably.
Drake.
Connor.
Connor Connector.
Connor's a fucking man.
Yeah.
I love Connor.
Drake was fucking.
Isn't it fucking nice when you admire somebody and then you meet them and you're like, I see why you are where you are.
But there's some people that you meet and you're like, it's her fucking scumbag.
It's fucking hard.
And even as a guy who will always take shots at Drake, there's no question he belongs exactly.
No, but have you ever like talked?
Have you ever met him?
No.
He's like the nicest dude ever.
He seems like a brilliant.
Yeah, he was like, yo, take my number if you ever want to go up and talk about shit.
I was like, dude, that's awesome.
It's a really smart way to approach a guy like him.
You hang out in the city.
You ever met Leo?
No.
He's also a very, very cool guy.
He's more like, you know.
So that's the thing with these guys that have been famous since they're young.
He's what?
I know him 10 years.
But that's another thing with these guys that are famous since they're young.
Leo's been famous since he's like, what, 15 or 16 years old or something?
He's a little bit harder to, but you know, I give him respect because after my dad's funeral, I took his two brothers out and I told him about it.
And I was like, oh, it's his two brothers.
And like, he was giving them shots.
And they were like, obviously, Star Trek because they don't go out.
They're older guys.
And they were having the best time of their life.
And he like, I don't know, he gave them a moment, which he didn't have to.
Like, you know what I mean?
As who he is, obviously they're going to be like, and like going through what they were going.
Yeah.
And he was like giving them shots.
He's like, I'm sorry about this.
And he was so nice.
And I was like, any upcoming fighter I introduce him to, he always gives them the time.
Tells him about MMA.
He's a really, really good guy.
Like, dude.
Really?
Yeah, he's awesome.
Have you never met him?
No.
And I love hearing stories about people.
Yeah.
Because it is so easy to be nice to somebody, especially when you have a little bit more fame in clout because the smallest thing means so much more.
So when people are famous and assholes.
I think it's when you know someone that knows them and they kind of introduce you that they're a little bit more okay with it.
You know, I think if you're just some random dude that's like qualified.
Yeah, yeah, you probably deal with that too.
If some random guy tries to be like, you know, I try to make sure that that moment I am the nicest that I can be, especially if they come genuine.
They're coming up to me like, hey, man, I love what you do.
I listen to it too.
I watch all your clips.
That means a lot to me.
Yeah, of course.
And that's the only reason why we have that.
I've had that too.
If someone's like, yo, I'm a big fan of like, yo, buy you a shah.
Have you ever turned down a picture or anything?
You know, I don't.
Yes.
I actually don't.
But like, sometimes where I'm not in a good mood, I'm like walking to training or something.
Like, maybe I have, but I try not to.
I try not to, you know, because it makes him so happy.
And nowadays, guys are like freaking out like I'm fucking the rock.
I'm like, I can't let this guy down.
He's a grown-ass man.
Yeah.
Screaming and like fanboying.
I can't try.
Well, that's the other thing.
It's like, you know, as a dude, it's a vulnerable thing to walk up to another dude and give him praise.
Like a lot of guys have ego.
And I remember being that guy.
Exactly.
And I'm still that guy for certain people.
No, but I like this.
So if I met The Rock, I'd probably be like, I probably wouldn't be able to talk.
Yeah.
Dude, I idolized him growing up.
Like, I thought he was.
That's why I. Connor did with MMA.
Yeah.
I think The Rock did.
Well, Stone Cold helped him.
I'm not saying that Stone Cold didn't also, but the way that The Rock became larger than the sport.
Yeah.
Like The Rock is now the biggest movie star.
Yeah.
There haven't been a lot of wrestlers.
I mean, like, the reason I talk so much shit is because of him.
Because I grew up watching him.
Like, I probably wouldn't be how I am.
Like, my banter and everything would have been the same if I didn't watch him growing up.
Like, he had such an influence on me.
Like, from how old I was for how many years watching him on TV, like, made me like, I don't know.
I love that shit.
You know?
Did you get the book?
Do you remember when he had everything?
He bought the book.
I remember we lined up to go meet him.
He was signing this book at Tower.
This is how old I am.
Tower Books.
Remember in the city, there's a place called Tower Records.
I went to go meet the Hardy Boys.
I waited in line for the Hardy Boys.
I have a picture of Jeff Cooler.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, at the time, I don't remember too much about it.
And why do you think that we're so drawn to wrestling figures?
I think back then.
But now these guys are cheesy as fuck.
I wouldn't say that.
I think that there's guys like.
Only guy now is LA Knight back.
Back then, there weren't that many guys that were outspoken and like with double-blood.
You guys watch?
No, no, I don't know.
LA, bro.
No, he's not.
He has the biggest pop-up.
Kinder Mahal.
Can you?
Oh, stop ass.
He's an NXT now.
That's my guy.
But I think that's why we liked wrestling back in the day because there really wasn't, there wasn't social media.
There wasn't that many people.
Can you put that sound because it's a YouTube video?
Yeah, yeah, we'll put it.
And we didn't have as many entertainment options.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
You guys want to fucking drink and chill?
I feel bad.
This is like a fucking hangout.
These are awesome.
This is what is hanging on.
I just feel like this is not going to all going to be like this is the greatest.
You want to watch three hours of this?
Yes.
On the internet.
Really?
Yes.
And then they'll get to know who you really are.
Yeah.
And you will see the reaction.
Did you see fucking Joe's thing on me?
That's actually the first thing that comes up.
What did he say?
Can you play the sound?
Yeah, I'll pop it up.
It's my laptop.
Me and Joe were really close, you know?
And then he doesn't have me on.
It's messed up.
He did give me eight tickets front row to his fucking show at MSG Law.
Because he's the fucking eight tickets.
Yeah.
Aid is a big ass.
A big ass.
I was scared to send it.
But he's not a striker.
He's an elite grappler.
His grappling is fucking amazing.
I mean, he's really fucking good.
Yeah.
On the ground, he's insane.
He feels good.
That kid has some fucking seriousness.
Feels good.
Buddy, I'm getting my ass handed to me in these prize picks.
0-3, baby.
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
Sing lock is broken.
What did we say?
We said you just do the opposite of what you do.
Yo, that is honestly the move.
So don't change anything.
I'm going to keep your Sing locks.
Yes, 100%.
And then the audience watching or listening right now should know that and then choose the option.
There's actually a great Seinfeld episode about this.
Don't bring it up.
I hate to do this to you.
Don't you dare bring up this.
It's the opposite.
It's a great classic Seinfeld episode.
Give the damn picks.
I'm keeping the same ass locks I had as last week.
Travis Kelsey and Justin Jefferson.
More or less than half of a touchdown, meaning they get one touchdown.
Okay.
I'm keeping it more, both of them.
Again, I'm running it back.
Okay.
I fucked up last week.
I don't know how Travis Kelsey didn't catch one with Taylor Swift in New York.
I know how.
Ryan Reynolds was there.
I know how.
Blake Lively was there.
How?
At Pressure Cato.
Pressure Got to him?
Well, I'm trusting him next game.
Okay, that's fair enough.
Okay, well, I'll see you.
Those are the two.
Travis Kelsey, Justin Jefferson, both, and they're playing each other.
Okay, guys, if you go to prizepicks.com, you get a 100% deposit matchup to $100 with the promo code Schultz.
That's S-C-H-U-L-C.
That means you put in 100, you get 100 matched by prize picks.
So make sure you go do that right now.
Get your picks in.
Plenty more options for you to pick from.
Hit that more or less.
Go with your gut.
Go with your Sang Lock.
Go with your Schultz-lock, whatever you need to do, but go with it.
Get that bread and use Schultz.
Now let's get back to the show.
We need him to cut a promo.
Ask him why Dylan Dennis is going to beat Logan Paul.
Okay.
Dude, this is good.
You're on camera.
Why?
Why get it?
Get the mic close.
You can take it out if you want to.
Yeah.
This is your moment.
This is your rock moment.
Okay.
Come on.
Go over here.
Get over here.
Come over here.
Take Alex's seat.
You do it so good.
When do you fucking do it?
Stand right here.
We have him.
How's the light?
Okay.
And ask him the question so you can team up.
Okay.
Why is Dylan Dennis going to beat Logan Paul?
In a fight, in a real fight, nothing unravels quicker to a fighter when they realize they're in a fight with someone tougher than what they appeared the fight was going to be.
And Logan, he has no clue.
He's got no clue what he's doing, how tough Dylan is, how trained he is, who he's training with, who his coaches are.
That's a mystery to the whole world.
No one knows that shit.
So, like.
No, he's not doing this.
Like, how are you doing?
Go.
Do your other shame, bro.
Come on.
We practice this.
We try again.
You want to get it again?
Trying to get a tie.
Try it again.
You got to go.
Do the word he did.
Do the fight thing again now.
We're keeping this in, but we're going to do it again.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
You want us in?
You want to fake real life?
Do you want to fake it?
Come on.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
You got this.
I don't want to scream.
I want to scream.
You can scream.
Scream.
You can do whatever you want.
This is your fucking moment.
Go.
And why is Dylan Dannis gonna beat Logan Paul?
In a fight, nothing unravels quicker for a fighter when they're in a fight tougher than what they think it's gonna be.
And he has no clue what Dylan's doing nowadays.
He doesn't know who he's training with, how his training's going.
I can't take him seriously.
It's the magician thumb.
It's the magician thumb.
I can't take him serious.
I feel like he's gonna make a napkin disappear.
I gotta sit down a little bit.
You also said you're gonna be able to do it.
Go.
Go.
Exactly, fighter.
Todd.
I need the WWE.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah, go with the WWE thing.
He needs a sunglasses.
Okay, you want the sunglasses?
Got my sunglasses.
I ain't fucked it up.
I like his advice.
I think this is good advice.
Where are my sunglasses?
That's what he needs.
Do what he's telling you to do.
That WWE thing.
Do the WWE promo.
Do you want to walk out?
Cut a promo, man.
Yeah, you can walk out.
Yeah, yeah, walk out.
Let's do it.
Come on, this is your moment.
We got your back.
We're going to get you.
Melling his abuse.
Everyone knows what you're wearing.
No, nothing that's not.
Let's go.
Ready?
Ready?
Guys, why?
Let's go.
Why?
Oh, now I'm feeling it.
Why is WWE gonna beat Logan Paul?
In a fight.
God damn it, dude.
What the fuck?
Cut a promo.
He's a fucking fake fighter.
And his motherfucker fought his whole life.
Come on.
He's fought for everything he's earned.
Go.
You got this.
Okay.
Come on, bro.
All right.
How about this?
I've seen you do this one.
Do this one.
Why is Logan Paul gonna beat Dylan Dannis?
Why is Logan Paul?
Oh, man.
These are the people you got in your quarter, bro.
Bro, come on, Tom.
Douglas is in the room thousands of times.
Joe, just like he's in the room.
Forget it.
Forget he's here.
Ready?
Why is Dylan Dannis a proud member of the LGBTQ?
Well, no, no, not that question.
Don't ask him.
Ask him the other one that you're doing.
The other one was going to come the other question.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Can it be any question that I have?
Yeah.
It could be any question I have.
Yeah, cut the promo.
Stop with the fucking training and this shit.
Say he's on fucking real fighter.
Come on.
Jesus.
Cut the promo.
Cut the promo.
He's like, who cares about who I'm training with?
Go.
Why does Dylan Dannis have the longest foreskin in Jiu-Jitsu?
That's DJ-Jitsu.
That's all, boy.
That's off me.
You gotta grab that foreskin.
Bro, come on.
Come on.
Talk you.
Can't talk about his Armenian count balance.
Come on, go.
I have to have the question.
Okay, okay, ready?
Come on, Dobbs.
Start drinking again.
I might relapse.
Ready?
Ready?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Why is Dylan Dannis gonna beat Rogan Paul?
Yeah.
October 14th, Dylan Dannis is gonna beat Logan Paul's ass because Logan doesn't have anyone writing the script.
This is OWE.
Let go!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
So he can't influence the outcome of this.
Oh, you!
Let's go!
That was it!
Look at it Jesus Christ!
Oh, shit!
I go with him, but it was fire!
I got goosebumps.
I got goosebumps.
Jesus.
He can't influence.
Oh, shit.
Put that thing back there.
He can't continue to say anything else.
Anything else he needs to say.
What the Ninja Turtle?
Fuck.
There you go.
That was it right there.
Jesus Christ.
He can't influence the outcome of this fight.
Here we go.
Bars, dude.
That was bars, dude.
I couldn't hear what you were saying in between, but it sounded good.
Bars!
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It looked good.
Yeah.
That was a battle rap right there.
Hey, Mile right there, bro.
It took me a while.
It took me a while now, but you got it.
The jokes loosened me up.
That's true.
I told you it's hard when you have a camera on here.
It's not wearing out our bedroom.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie.
That last one.
That last one?
Because the first ones you scripted.
The last one.
I think it was from the heart.
That fucking came from the heart, bro.
John, you're next.
I was doing a movie, and then everybody hated it.
And then I was.
Are you a good actor?
I'm not gonna.
No.
It's harder.
I always thought about that.
Dude, it's different.
I don't want to admit it's hard, but it is hard.
And it's also so hard.
No, this was like a drama.
Oh, okay.
That's like it's like a Wild West.
All right, tell me that my family just died.
Okay.
Don't laugh.
Okay.
And then make it serious.
Like, we're real.
Can we do something else?
Okay.
Okay.
Why'd you come in?
Because you said it was a drama.
Let's do Scarface.
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, shit.
Am I Scarface?
No, you got to be the girl.
You got to be the name?
No, I'm Chico.
Oh, the brother that always tries to get it.
It was his boy.
Like, calmed him down.
Chico.
He's his boy.
He's like.
Is she his brother?
No, no, no.
Chico's brother.
It's not his brother, but it's his best friend.
Oh, his best friend who fucks his sister.
Go.
But for love.
I should be Sarah Facebook.
So.
Wow, wow.
What happened with my sister?
What happened with my sister?
Listen, Tony.
No, no, no, no, Tony.
Listen to me.
What happened with my sister?
Because I see the way my sister looks.
I understand that.
Like, you want to stuff her face with your cock.
Why are you smiling?
Why you smile?
Listen to me, Tony.
Do you stuff my sister's face with your cock?
Listen, Tony.
Why am I listening?
You know, listen, y'all, listen.
I cannot listen if you stop my CFA with your cock.
I love your sister.
Like, she's my sister.
So I was love to her.
Don't stop.
I was bringing her home to make sure she was safe.
She was drunk.
And I didn't want her to drunk.
You gave my sister alcohol?
No, I gave her the ride home.
She was drunk at the club.
And then what happened when you go home?
Why she calling?
I drop her off.
Why she says she can't hold her shit in today?
Why my sister says she can't hold her shit in?
Because someone put a laxative in her drink.
What kind of crazy rape want to put?
No, I wasn't with her at the comments.
But what rape, you're a laxative.
Tony, listen.
What happy in this country where you learn a laxative?
She was at the club with Chi-Chi, okay?
I go pick her up.
She needs to go home.
I take her a ride, and that's it.
I don't know.
I don't touch her.
I make sure she gets home safe, Tony.
But why is she walking today saying it was eight inches a little to the left?
Show it to me now.
Show it to me now.
Show it to your body.
Katie Hart.
Katie Hart.
You better get it hard.
Tony, why you raise your voice to me?
SNL Voice And Skit Ideas00:03:47
Let's do a line and we become friends again.
Okay.
Let's see.
This is over.
Yo, they were actors.
That sounds good.
They were actors.
You know, it's so hard because he makes me laugh.
It's something like an accent Cuban accent.
It sounds like it's like a fucking guy from Hangover.
What's that guy's name you just interviewed?
Yeah, yeah, you know, Brian Cowan and fucking Hangover.
You sound like why couldn't you do that when you're hiding Jews, bro?
Come on.
That's what you needed.
You got to be able to protect them.
You know what it is?
It's hard to take on the spot.
I don't got lines.
Put something on the TV so I know what to read.
But you did.
That was, that was.
Who's your favorite comedian?
Patrice O'Neill.
Who's that?
You never seen Patrice?
I don't know.
You would like to do it.
Pete Davidson?
As a stand-up?
I think he's actually a good actor.
I don't know him as much as an actor, but when Pete was coming up, he was so fucking funny.
And you have to understand he was so young.
Yeah.
Like, he was.
He's kind of like that Matt Rife kid.
He's killing it right now.
Matt Rife is murdering it.
You think he's just funny or is he just good looking?
I think it's a great combination.
Yeah, and his crowd work is great.
He's good.
But Matt's been in it for a long time.
He was doing Samsung.
He was like 60.
Yeah, he was on like In N Out.
Has anybody ever tried to head quickly?
In and out.
What is it called?
It's Wild and Out.
Wilding Out.
I was on it.
I caught that caught actor.
Who else is there?
He really stuck.
That Kill Tony thing is hard.
I don't know how they do that.
You have to be quick with it.
That's the best show on YouTube right now.
Yeah, it's great.
Kill Tony's the best show on YouTube.
It's great.
Is it true the story about him that he was worried about his voice, that he wasn't going to be a good comedy, like a stand-up comic?
And then Rogan talked him into it because he was so funny, but he was worried about his voice not sounding good.
I never heard that.
I never heard it.
How do you know this story?
I just saw it on Rogan, I think.
He was like, his voice wasn't a stand-up comedy voice.
And then Rogan was like, dude, you're too funny.
Like, you have to do it.
Get out of here.
I think so.
This might be all bullshit.
All I know is that right now, Kill Tony clips are dominating YouTube.
That's hilarious, bro.
And the show is, it's like perfect for long form and short form.
You can watch a minute of somebody and you can watch an hour and a half or however long.
Shane Grill's thing is funny as fuck.
He fucking murdered it.
Did you see the thing with Ric Flair on it?
Bro.
Dude, he got uncomfortable.
I think they needed to explain to Rick what the show was.
He was like, I don't like to put people down, and it was really awkward.
I felt bad for him, to be honest.
It looked really, really, really weird.
And then they were making jokes and he was like, I'm out of here.
I just think he didn't get the show.
Also, I think he's all there.
He's been a little.
And I think he's like, I'm going to bed.
Yeah.
This seemed really, really like it.
He's gotten to the point of like must-see like television where it's like people tune in the moment it drops.
There's like that shit out.
It's so talk.
And also like David Lucas and Tony's banter is like what like late night hosts used to have with their co-hosts.
This is that on ecstasy.
You know what I mean?
Like the late night hosts, they have to be kind of polite to the person they're doing.
Banterboy.
These motherfuckers.
But I think that now is just like, who cares about getting canceled?
Just fucking say what you're going to say.
It's a joke.
I just.
It's a joke.
It's awesome to see what they built.
And that's another thing is like people are going to find that.
Would you ever do skits stuff?
Like SNL?
Yeah.
I mean, like, but skits, I think, are awesome.
Would they ever come for you for SNL?
Would I do SNL?
Yeah.
I wouldn't want to be a cast member on SNL.
He has too many Asian accents out there.
No, I just, I don't want to do the sketches on SNL.
I have no interest in that.
Zero.
Have they ever came to you?
When I was young in my career, I got asked to audition for SNL.
Yeah.
But now I'm just like, no.
I mean, I understand the show is like an institution in New York.
Yeah.
So there's like, thanks, bro.
So there's like part of you that goes like, oh, wow, like hosting SNL, that means a lot to like us as New Yorkers.
But just being an actor on it, it's not my not something that interests me.
Yeah.
But Dylan, you got to do stand-up, bro.
Fuck that.
Hulk Hogan Animal Energy00:15:12
Nah, it's worth the fighting, bro.
Scared?
Yeah, fuck that.
Really?
Because no one laughs.
You're fucked.
What do you do?
You learn how to cope with that.
Nope.
Especially me.
It wouldn't be like some up-and-comer that gets roasted.
It'd be like Dylan Danis gets fucking.
Oh, you would have to deal with the repercussions of bombing.
Bro, that's hard.
Yeah, the good thing.
You're going to write my jokes.
I would help you.
If you wanted to do a minute, I would help you.
Do you write jokes?
Like, for other people?
Yeah.
No.
But I would do it for you.
Like, we could work on something funny.
Yeah.
You didn't give me any lines.
You give Logan all his lines.
When he did the monologue.
He did the thing.
You know that, right?
No, I never gave Logan lines.
He was like, what do you mean?
Like, what's bad about getting lines?
I don't know what you said in the face of things.
I was like, Andrew Schultz writes all your shit.
No, I didn't write anything for him.
You wrote it for the monologue on his show.
I'm being deadass.
I didn't write anything for the when he did the monologue here on the show.
Yeah, of course.
But like when he's doing yours, no.
Again, you have to understand, like, I told Logan the same thing that I told you.
But you're closer with him, right?
I'm closer than him probably than I'm closer with you, but like we still talk.
And I told Logan that too.
And I said, listen, what I want to do is I want you both to make the most money on this fight.
At this point, I didn't know that you weren't getting a piece.
So I told him, I was like, listen, I want to have you on and I want to have Dylan on.
We were trying to get you on for fucking.
Stop it.
Wow.
Are you going to cap right now?
I'm not going to cap right.
Come on.
You're hard to deal with.
Are you going to cap right now?
You big dick me on.
Are you going to cap right now?
You big dick.
Be honest.
Have an honest moment.
For the kid, for the kids, I fight.
You were like, no, no, no, you're not going to fight.
And then after you're, did you fight?
I asked you to come on.
Did you fight?
I asked you to come on.
Did you fight?
I asked you to come on.
Did you fight?
Yes.
I asked you to come on after the Logan, and you're like, you're not going to fight.
No.
No, I didn't say that.
I said, are you really going to fight?
That's a big deal.
I do big numbers anyway, even if I'm not.
I don't care about the numbers.
Stop.
We don't care.
What I care about is the fact.
No, we don't care about that shit.
Someone hold my back.
Somebody on my back, Darth.
No, what's most important is that.
Bro, I just got to hook me up with a porn star.
I didn't pull through.
Come on.
Which one?
Which one?
Which way, you or him?
When do you got?
No, I think you did.
Yeah, you didn't.
Let's pull through.
Show that we had way back in the day.
No, was it Michael Jesus Taylor?
We got to hook you up with Daisy.
You loved it.
We got you a Daisy.
Listen.
Way back.
Hey, listen.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
They said, don't do it.
Listen.
Don't do it.
Listen.
And I told him.
I'm like, yo, she's charging.
Like, what you want to do?
Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the pussy?
What?
The answer is yes.
The answer is 100%.
Would you fuck Hulk Hogan?
Absolutely.
Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the pussy or would you fuck Megan Fox with the dick?
This is actually a fantastic hypothetical.
Okay.
All-time hypothetical.
Head?
Head is different.
Head is.
Let's do head because fuck is different.
No.
Fuck.
But fuck, no.
You got to fuck a pussy.
So you're going to fuck Hulk Hogan.
You're a fucking asshole.
Let's do head because head is where everybody really gets on board.
Okay, well, Megan Fox's face, obviously, you're going to go, but I'm talking about fucking.
That's what I'm talking about, my boy.
So, okay, that's what I'm talking about.
Just answer the question.
That's what I'm talking about, my boy.
Answer the question.
So, head, you would take head from a trans woman over a Hulk Hogan with a beard.
Yes.
Head, just head.
What would you do?
Fuck hell no.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, that is the most difficult thing.
I've ever said that.
But the thing is, is like, I'm like, I'm attracted to woman.
So, like, if it look, if it's a woman, you look like a woman and you're just getting dome, whatever.
Yeah, but like, Hulk Hogan, like, yeah, even though he has a pussy, but the pussy with that handlebar mustache.
So, what would you do?
You got to get the top.
All right, but no, we have to fuck.
But now, let's switch it.
If you have to fuck, yeah, I'll bust Hulk Hogan down.
Yeah, I think he got it.
I'm busting it down.
All right, what would you do?
Well, you don't have to work on Hulk Hogan, I don't think.
I don't think Hulk wants much to do this.
He's at Megan Fox.
I asked him to hook me up with a porn star.
He didn't pull through from the past.
Which I tried, but I told you.
I told you.
Oh, Lisa Ann didn't want to.
I don't know.
He tried.
You didn't want to pay.
Oh, I had to pay?
Yes.
How much?
I'll pay that.
I got money.
Oh, that's what you didn't say.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
You paid for that?
Oh, okay.
I mean, for one night?
I told you that.
He did the price.
You did not say this, bro.
That's crazy right now.
He's trying to distract from the fact that we asked him to come on a while ago and he didn't come on.
Now you had legit reason.
I would do that price.
Don't let him distract.
You had legit reason, initially.
What?
We got family stuff going on.
So that's why I was like, whatever.
Yeah.
Totally cool.
Yeah.
Why am I going to fight Logan?
I said, can I come on?
You're like, no, I'm talking post-Logan.
Oh.
The second was announced.
And then you told me the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was like, yeah, whatever.
That's priority.
You handle that, obviously.
And then some other little fucking gay shit.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Is there something?
Isn't there something gay?
Between me and you?
Don't tell him.
You're not my type, bro.
Sorry.
Don't tell them, bro.
Come on.
Should we act out of scene?
Yeah.
I'm going to get Ross in.
I want to know the second time what happened.
Yeah, what did?
Wasn't there two times he was supposed to go on?
Yeah, there was two times you were supposed to come.
Bro, we canceled this guy.
I got to put him in his place.
Oh, shit.
This guy's an animal.
Oh, shit.
This guy's an absolute old animal.
This guy's an absolute animal.
And I'm saying he's got those dealers.
Please go in.
Fucked up.
We must be boys, bro.
We are.
He's like, he's soft punches right now.
You know he is.
He's being gentle.
You know he is.
I go back with it.
I'm good.
There you go.
There you go.
He gave permission.
He gave permission.
All right.
So we're about to like fucking Ariel Hawani?
Nah, let's just talk about something.
I thought you and Ariel have a great band.
Yeah, I know.
I thought you were going to, are you going to go hard on me right now?
No.
Oh, that's what he was saying.
No, I'm saying he's been nice.
What I'm saying is we like you.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, I love you.
No.
What?
You're my guy.
What?
He's my favorite, but you're my second.
Hey!
Yeah, it's funny.
Have you paid for pussy before?
Of course.
Oh, hell yeah.
I mean, what country?
I never paid for pussy, but I think I've gotten a rubbing tug.
Shut up.
Okay, Rubin Tog.
Yeah, I have.
Think you've gotten a rubbing tug?
Like, stop.
Forgets.
Who hasn't paid for pussy before?
Yeah, I know, right?
I know, because I'm going to get fucking roasted for this.
Why is that roasted?
Because I'm already down with the girls.
Fucking, this is not helping my cause.
What do you mean?
Because that's just, they're all fucking against me right now.
Why are they even saying I flicked a paper for pussy?
I'm never going to get fucking picked.
Well, why are they against you?
Because I'm fucking misogynist bullying a girl, wherever it is.
No, but if you say you pay for pussy, now you're going to win over all the sex workers.
There you go.
You're a pro-sex.
You're like an independent businesswoman.
That's all very good.
You can win them back over because they were upset at you.
Why you were.
Did you see Logan's thing with the threesome I had in London?
The girl says she stuck a finger in my ass.
Oh, shit.
That shit was fire, right?
No, she tried.
But yeah.
Bro.
I don't want to pay her.
I'm getting head, like, a fucking figuring that is not my favorite thing, but if she gets down there, then it's fun.
I'm on all fours, like, fucking, you know what I mean?
But here's the thing: I've had a funny that he posted that.
But playing with the ass feels.
I mean, girl, eat my ass.
I'm not going to say no.
No, here's the thing.
I don't want to want to go down.
I'm scared to fucking let a girl do it because I was like, I don't know if I want to go.
That's what I said there.
I was like, I'm not prepared for this.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
But they should put it out there.
The threesome was great, though, for my birthday.
It was a birthday gift.
I don't know.
It was something.
Her and her finger?
What was it?
It was her, another girl that I wanted to bang, and then her.
And I kind of just used condoms or no?
Dude, you're never going to get me laid again, bro.
I can't.
Why?
Because I'm not talking about that.
You think you're the first guy with an unprotected sex?
No, it's not that.
I know you did.
At least once.
Yeah, I used protection.
You did use protection.
Do you switch the protection for the girls or they just submit to the same protection?
No, we all had STD checks.
So we had all our words, actually.
You saw it.
They do the Sada.
Yeah, these only fan girls got their fucking paperwork on them when they come.
Oh, shit.
I guess you could claim defamation for the STD thing.
Yeah.
You have to take an OT.
That's what I'm saying.
We could sued back and forth.
Interesting.
But you don't have any STDs.
Well, not now.
Connoria.
No, I'm joking.
Nothing.
I'm clean as a woman.
You never had to clap or anything?
I actually never have.
I thought I did.
And then what happened?
One of the coolest things I've ever done was very cool.
My favorite porn star growing up, I fucked her.
This is the rock.
It was the coolest thing ever.
I didn't pay for it.
Who, who, who?
Can you say a name?
But she was my favorite porn star growing up, like as a kid.
She didn't live up to the hype.
It was amazing.
And she had this tattoo on her leg.
I mean, you go look girl, but I don't want to, because I don't want to fall like girls.
You go porno.
But yeah, it was one of the coolest things ever.
And then she calls me three days later.
She's like, yo, I think I have chlamydia.
And then, so I go in, they give you the shot, and I didn't have it.
Well, you don't know if you didn't have it.
You just got the shot.
They do the shot, and then they do, and then they do the test just in case you do have it.
No, if you get the shot, you don't get the test.
But it's all good, dog.
We've been there.
We've been there, bro.
I'm not shaking hands.
I'm never getting laid over there.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's all good.
We're cutting all this out.
Let's go.
Win.
Call.
I'm suing.
We're keeping that.
Show her in her presence.
We're keeping that in.
We're keeping that in, just not her name.
No, but the thing is, is like, no, girls don't ever want to fuck me again.
I'm trying to go for Kim Kardashian.
Do you not know?
I thought she was.
Oh, you're a median queen.
Did you see I tweeted it?
What'd she say?
She didn't answer, but I'm listening.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna marry King Kardashian.
That's my fucking number one.
Yeah, that's your retirement plan.
Action number one.
Not retirement plan, but oh, it could be, but no, I just think she's amazing the way she, you know, gets people out of jail.
They shouldn't be, and she's very smart.
She's a little time divorcee.
No, she's four.
She's great.
That's that stuff that she does first.
That's that number one right there.
I think she stands for for the Armenian like boars.
Yeah, so there you go.
Oh, yeah, she really stands.
What?
I mean, she recognizes, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that was pretty cool.
I'm not gonna lie.
That was one of my cool.
Now, did it live up to the expectations?
Yeah, it was amazing.
And I fucking.
Did she do anything crazy?
Did you do anything crazy?
Her name is Blue.
Bro, I'm never gonna get late.
Did you get any pictures?
Did she do anything crazy?
Everything.
Did you have bick quick?
Yeah.
Did she bust quick?
Did you bust quick?
No, actually, she was like, you can be a porn star.
I'm fucking.
I last for an hour.
Look at this mood that she does.
Crazy.
Yeah, you're really crazy, bro.
You got the footage so quick.
I gotta find that.
You got deep.
I mean, this, I don't even know this app.
I was gonna say different app.
I was gonna say it's wild to show a video of a girl yesterday.
I think you passed.
She has a lot of those.
No, no, no, no.
She, she, I wouldn't do it if it was like a normal girl.
And I'm not showing you to think.
She's a porn star.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Well, there it is.
No, that's.
There we go.
Oh, I think it's that one.
There's not no camera behind me, is there?
No.
Is there?
No.
No.
Problems?
You can show us a picture of somebody you won't say the name of.
Yeah, what's this nuclear action?
I can't show you, bro.
I'm in a lawsuit.
How?
If you don't say the name, we don't know who's going to be able to do it.
Can you say what your dick is?
No, because I'm like, dude, you're going to get me in jail.
Well, I don't want you to go to jail.
I think you did that yourself.
Oh, you're actually showing me your dick.
Yeah.
And you're not circumcised.
I said I wasn't.
He said he wasn't.
Oh, he's not.
Oh, she's just going for it, huh?
Look at the spin and a hat.
I mean, the spit is so thick and coagulated.
I mean, it's like an ace bandage.
I've never seen anything like that.
Okay, but okay, break my dick.
Braid my dick now.
I can look at your dick.
But the spit.
You can't look at my dick.
It was barely there.
She was covered with one hand.
But hold on, let me just do that.
Hold on.
Read it.
So I'm not raiding your dick.
Just rate it.
Okay, four in inches.
That's fucked up.
You gotta show the camera.
No, For real.
You did have sex with a girl with a great spit.
Did you ask her how she got that spell?
Did she use like I don't know what that was, but it was sneeze?
It was awesome.
It looked like it's leftovers.
Dude, it must have been.
I think she has COVID.
Wait, how thick is it?
How thick are you talking now?
Like, dude, you've never seen thick.
This is that.
It barely came out of her mouth.
Like, it was professional.
It looked like a dick, but I want to see it.
A spider web.
Because this is good.
It feels good.
Alice.
Alice trying so hard to ask to see the video.
Show out your dick.
Show out your dick.
I don't want to see a dick.
Just zoom in.
Just fucking watch.
Crop the dick.
Just fucking watch.
Is that being gay, dude?
Yeah.
Oh, she did the fucking super bad shit.
Whoa.
See, I'm not.
Yo, that's crazy.
Thank you.
Yo, imagine being like 20 and your favorite porn star comes over.
Yeah.
Pretty awesome.
You smell what she smells.
She's not.
I'm nervous about the name of that.
Did you shower?
Dude, I did it.
I was like young too, so I didn't have that much like, you know, spit fucking experience, but it's fucking awesome.
I'm not gonna lie.
She has this like famous tattoo on her leg, and it was just like, it was like surreal.
That was like, did you DM her?
Like, how does this thing get organized?
I went through her following and I found an MMA guy and I was just like, oh, like, do you know this girl?
And he was like, oh, she's my neighbor.
And he was a fan of mine.
He's like, I'll introduce you.
In the beginning, she was like, yo, let's go to dinner.
And I was like, I'm not being seen.
This sounds bad, but I was like, I'm not going to bring this girl to dinner.
So I was like, oh, I'm sick.
Can you just come over?
And then she was like, the first night, she was like, I'm on my period, but I'll take care of you.
And I was like, all right, but it's fucking.
And then she came back.
She goes coming back over.
Do you think you laid it down?
Yeah, for sure.
She even says the show made it.
Get her on her.
I know my game.
My game is fucking real.
Yeah, yeah.
It's known around New York.
Do you think she fakes it?
No, I do.
I certainly am.
You haven't heard about this?
I talk to that every day.
The one thing is, though, she's famous for like...
It's crazy.
I've heard about it, bro.
I've been on the subway.
I've heard people talking.
Bro, we run in the same circle.
No, actually, you don't go out that much.
I got to take you out one night.
You see how I look.
He don't go out.
Yeah, I get him one night out.
We go with Leo.
We'll have a great night.
Yeah.
We don't need to go with Leo, but you and I can go hang.
What are you doing tonight?
You want to go get steak?
I'll get you a steak dinner.
I don't want a steak dinner.
Why?
If you go to the city, you got to go get dinner.
But we can't go get dinner.
Let's go get dinner.
Yeah, all of us are.
Let's go with Leo.
You go to Dave and Busters and shit like that.
Just a good one.
He's scouting.
Yeah.
I'm never going to get a girlfriend.
Yo, you guys are fucking me over.
I'm never getting a girlfriend again.
Yeah.
Oh, we're fucking.
I'm trying to, this is entertainment.
No one wants to see us kumbayos here.
All right.
They want to see fucking dick text and sex tapes.
All right, let's talk about something fun.
I know, but I'm just saying, like, people are suing you.
Let me say something.
Let me say something fun.
Keep on understanding entertainment.
There's a reason that we confused.
Okay.
No one wants to hear us fucking talk about fucking bullshit.
Yes, they do.
And if they don't, we do.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
There's a certain audience, but listen, when these girls think that I'm talking shit, like when I said I had 1,500 bodies.
Do you have 1,500?
Just fucking, you know, Rick.
You're messing up the K-Favor.
God damn it.
I'm trying to fucking sell, bro.
I'm trying to get God.
Come on, Vince McMahon.
Be cool.
Yeah, bro.
Come on.
It's a code of honor.
It's positive.
It's so funny.
It's a long time.
It's positive.
Son, you make people hate you online, but you're so likable.
I'm not likable.
I'm not likable.
I'm telling you.
No, no.
Let people love you.
Just let the love come in.
This guy's stiny right now.
He's not.
He looks like he's disinterested.
He's been on.
Real talk, you won him over.
He's like this.
Yeah.
You won him over.
I guarantee you.
You didn't like me before?
No, I thought you're actually.
I told you that one time.
I love you.
No, I've got to be real.
Did you like him before?
No, I liked him when we met him, but then over the three years, I was like, why are you doing all this with this guy's fiancé?
And now you just won him over.
You just lied.
What?
That's not three years.
That was like two months.
I think it's reasonable to not like you put it on.
Best Friend Ate My Ass00:06:27
No, I have to say that.
I'm saving him.
You were on the show, bro.
Code.
I'm broke coding him.
Let's talk God code.
Fucking God damn it.
You're on the show.
He's going to think me in a couple years.
Every single guy in New York has been with her.
Every guy from Kesh, all the promoters, they all messaged me with fucking pictures.
I know everything.
So is that how you got all the images?
Was it just people?
No, not like the images.
Dude, she's been with everybody.
But you had an astronomical amount of images.
No, it's all online.
So people were sending you?
No, it's all online, bro.
And I can prove that, of course, I'm going to beat him in the ring and then I'm going to beat him in court.
Best comeback.
I hope you're not representing yourself, though.
I'm going to be that guy that purposes himself with that murder case.
That dude was awesome.
I like that guy.
He's like, listen, the best comeback of all time.
No, because I'm pumped up.
Jesus Christ.
But people don't understand.
I'm entertaining.
Fuck's sake.
All these girls are like, oh, they're getting 1,500 bodies.
Like, shut the fuck up.
I'm fucking doing entertainment.
Yeah.
It was like a movie.
How many porn stars?
Four or five?
Who was the best of the five?
Like, in what sense?
Yeah.
Who had the most dreams?
I got to say, that girl is actually a very cool chick.
But the one in London, I didn't know about her.
My brother knew about her.
So actually, this girl hit me up.
She was like, listen, I want to come fuck you.
Like, I'm not that famous, but I'm like a porn star, this and that.
And then she shows me her friend.
And my brother's like, oh, I know this girl.
And we started looking.
I was like, listen, I want to fuck your friend.
Okay.
And I was just straight up with her.
I was like, I don't want to fuck you.
I want to fuck your friend.
And she was like, well, what about both of us?
And I was like, well, okay.
I mean, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, fuck it.
Why not?
Both of you guys.
So, the whole time I'm just on one of them, the other one I tried to throw to him.
She actually ate my ass, and then they were making, I don't know, and fucking.
Oh, sorry.
Wow.
Why do we lose all my friends?
Why do all my friends?
This is so weird.
I'm all alone.
I can't fathom him.
Tell him about John.
But yes.
Oh, let's say his name.
That's better.
He's put that in the body.
But yeah, so then I took the other one in the room.
This one was fucking fire.
That is so nice.
It's like a joke you play with your friends.
He ate your ass, bro.
No, he didn't.
Well, technically, yeah.
I was cracking up for days.
Cracking up, get it?
So tired.
My boy.
My boy.
Yo.
Oh, my God.
It's about time to go.
Oh, my God.
We got to get it.
See, the one thing good about me, though, like, for three hours, I can keep it entertainment.
There's a lot of guys that probably are like, fucking get this guy off.
Be honest.
No, we're not.
Thank you.
That's what I'm saying.
Because, like, even the girl today from the zone, she's like, yo, you're way easier to work with.
All these guys are like monotone.
They're like, that was this fight.
It's going to be great.
This and that.
People can learn from me.
All the fighters should take notes.
Yeah, don't talk about the fight.
Talk about how your best friend ate your ass.
No, it was, you know, through an intermediate.
By proxy.
By proxy.
He was about to murder me.
Are you guys okay?
You look like you're quiet over there.
I don't know.
You guys have to be my only friend group now.
We'll take him in.
We're going to take it.
What do you guys do on the weekend?
Just a lot of comedy?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
We actually go right to the source.
We just eat each other's asses.
Set up.
Set up.
Who's the front?
The front is the best.
No, I'm the back.
I'm the back.
No.
No, the best.
I'm the promo.
I love that.
I'm bailing friend out.
I'm bouncy friend out.
I'm the bottom.
See, I bailed you out, guys.
We all eat an ass out here.
We all eat our friends out.
So that's what it is.
Excuse me.
That was the realization.
Uh-oh.
He's like Wiley Coyote.
He ran off the cliff.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
That's true, French.
I was right too.
And you were kind of backing on.
You're like, you don't know the back.
No, you fucking set up.
With us, the back's good.
Come on, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
All he's done for years is try not to be the gay one.
He's a gay one now.
I was trying to figure out.
I was like, yo, Al volunteer in the back.
What rubs?
And then he was like, oh, shit.
He's like, dibs on the back.
All right, that's enough laughter.
It's enough laughter.
We had a guitar.
We had a guitar.
Just fitted backwards like a bust.
Oh, my God.
Setting up for the die.
Just like a soap.
Oh, bro.
Over ginger.
Some sugar.
Oh, shit.
All right, we lost John.
We lost John.
Somebody gave me like a ginger.
He's done.
Yeah.
Now I call him out.
You need a ginger ale?
Yeah, I need like some sugar or something.
You got to go rinse your ass.
Get some energy.
No, because I have too many of those.
I get like fucking shit.
I had like fucking eight.
Holy shit.
How much fun is it being gay, dude?
Like, it's just fun.
It's the best, bro.
That's why they're so happy.
I'm coming around.
Who's the gayest here?
Oh, you guys.
I can tell.
The gayest, it's definitely well based off you know, proximity.
Akash and I've only been with our wives, yeah.
Very good, never, yeah, ever.
So, it's very gay, very gay.
Has the dude ever gotten harder?
No, or jiu-jitsu, really.
I met my girl when I was like 17.
That's weird as fuck's crazy.
No, wait, you've never gotten the guy hard while you were jiu-jitsu?
Maybe you're not maybe not that good.
You never had all the blood rush to his dick and just shoot out through his gay.
You never had that.
You ever had a guy trying to choke your dick out because it's so big?
Has that ever been?
No, it's never happened.
Why is that gay?
It's not gay if you're sucking a guy's dick for jiu-jitsu.
No, it's just for jiu-jitsu.
What do you think the BJ stands for?
Losing Battle With Hair Loss00:02:16
I can't do it.
It's four comedians.
This is all about a losing battle.
It's not that funny.
Jesus Christ.
This is what they're black belts.
I know.
There we go.
That's how you got okay.
Okay.
Okay, so who's gonna let me choke them out for the camera?
Okay, no, I'm not gonna viral.
I'm not telling you.
No, no, like unconscious.
No, no, no.
Come on.
No, no, that guy.
What's that guy's name?
Mike the DJ?
Alex Jones.
No, Mike DeFano.
Mike, Mike.
Uh, no, Christy David.
Gibbs asked me to come on and choke him out and choke him out.
He said, Go viral, so let me choke you out.
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I'll hurt you.
Yeah, do it for Chris.
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I do trust you.
Let's save it for Chris.
Like, you're saving all your convos for Joe.
Yeah, I don't want you to choke me out.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Because I know you can do it, and I believe it can be done.
I won't hurt you.
No, I'm completely aware that you won't hurt me.
Just do it for the clicks.
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John, come in for a second.
You're a fucking podcaster.
When he goes to that battle, come on.
But he doesn't have a mic.
So you guys can't.
Yeah, take the mic.
Oh, fuck.
Come on.
We'll give you a little shine.
Oh, come on, John.
He's actually very good at the conversation.
I know he is.
We to compliment John 15 times.
Do you recall everything?
I'm living right to you.
You want to know what's funny?
I'm complimenting his conversation.
What's funny that you ate his ass?
No, no, no.
Definitely didn't eat anybody's ass.
What's funny about him?
It's not funny.
He's a very, he's a loyal dude.
Like anywhere he's.
I think you're the loyal dude, man.
I'm a loyal guy.
Yo, let him go.
Yeah, he's like, hide me up.
He's been a loyal friend since like the day I met him, which is about a year ago.
Yeah.
And everywhere we go, he does not go without us.
And he'll be like, yo, I don't, if my boys can't get in, we tell the story.
So we went with Aiden to the.
Oh, yeah.
So this is a story.
So that guy, Cooch, no offense to Cooch.
He has a bunch of guys with him.
All his boys, right?
And they say, we're going to this restaurant, but only you and Aiden are allowed to go in and cooch.
And I said, listen, I'm not going in unless my boy comes and Brandon comes.
And they were like, okay, yeah.
And he left his guys outside and they went home.
That's just who I am.
And that's the people that people online don't know me.
Here's that.
How loyal I am.
Our expectation for people at entertainment.
Why are you laughing?
I'm going to fuck this kid up.
They wouldn't do that.
Sit the fuck down.
Stop.
Sit the fuck down.
We're going to take off his pants.
We're going to take off his fucking table.
No, no, no, no.
Don't get his titties.
Spike on his fucking titties.
You're going to break the watch.
You're going to break the watch.
Hold on, Take the watch.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no.
Move the table.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
Listen.
Move the table.
Do not move the chair.
I'm going to move the fuck this nigga.
Do not move his chair.
Alex.
Oh, my God.
Alex, step in my hand.
Alex is one of these two.
Step for the cameras.
Get the cameras.
Get for the cameras.
Care for the cameras.
Care for the camera.
Go.
Get me the guns.
Okay, stop, stop, stop.
I got him.
Okay, that's up.
Hey, go.
Put your dick out.
Put your dick back in.
Put your camera.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
Where are you going?
Who gave him a ginger ale, dude?
Take away the LaCroix.
Take away the La Croix.
Take away the gun.
Take away the LaCroix.
Take away the LaCroix.
Motherfucker's trying to tell me the fucking old school headlock.
I got rebranded.
Put that reversal.
Bye-bye.
Damn, man.
Ginger ale.
Hold on.
Well, I'm going to take you out in the actual gym.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
And then somebody's losing.
The white, you see the white strap?
Hold on.
Listen, the kicks you don't want to fuck with.
But just hands?
That's too easy to piece you up.
Why'd you keep coming around?
Don't involve you.
That's my man.
I'm from New York.
I'm going to burn him.
That's too late.
Why is everybody surrounding that?
Because you're an animal.
You better go.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
Come on.
What are we going to do?
He got to Hennessy.
What are we doing?
He got the Hennessy.
The alcohol got his attention.
What would be doing?
Can't find a fair fight, huh?
You can't find a fair fight.
That's not fair, motherfucker.
Holy shit.
Take this up here.
Oh, my shit.
That was like a bar fight.
That was awesome.
Alcohol got him, bro.
Once he saw the alcohol follow, he's like, oh, where is it?
Where do I stop?
He's hit the Hennessy.
I'll fuck him up in boxing.
Bro, we just went two seconds.
If it was just boxing.
Okay, we did it.
I fucking.
If it was just boxing.
Stop it.
We just did it.
I caught you twice.
This is what I'm saying.
I gave you body shot, headshot.
What do you mean?
I went one time.
I dropped you.
I had to hold you up.
Said he dropped you.
We cut that from the footage.
Do we want to show it?
Say what?
Do you have gloves?
I had gloves.
We're gloves.
No.
Stop.
Hold on.
You don't got to drop him again.
Come on.
What if I drop him one time?
Yeah, but then it's going to, nobody's going to tune into it.
You want me to do the fight?
It's going to kill the whole fight, though.
After the fight, even though you don't get you don't get pay-per-view buys, but it's fun.
It will stop saving.
I'll get you pay-per-view buys before you're not knocking me out.
That's not happening.
Do you want to bet?
This is bet.
Yeah.
You know, he's got to share with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want to bet?
There's no way out.
You want to bet?
There's no way.
Do I knock him out?
No, just box.
Jujitsu.
Jujitsu, you box.
Boxing.
Boxing.
Do I knock him out?
Oh, please.
Schultz, do you train?
Like, currently?
Currently, no, but I've trained since I was younger.
Come on.
It's not going to end well if you're not training currently.
No.
If we do one round, he doesn't knock me out.
If we do two, three, four, and I start to get tired and he's training.
Yeah, sure.
No, not knock me out.
I'll knock him out.
One of the guys in the gym that he goes with.
Yo, he can go five rounds.
Easy.
Yeah.
Just talk.
Five rounds?
He goes five rounds either.
I just want to fuck you up so fast.
Just boxing.
Can I tell you a real story?
So he was up with this stupid shit.
So he could pull scared, son.
He could pull a charlot.
I didn't have to wake up in the morning and fucking go sparing your shoulders.
You asked me to spar.
I said, bet, I'll be at the gym at 10.
I knew you weren't there.
Wow.
True or false.
Now, I'm not going to lie.
I was going to the gym that day.
Like, God damn, I had the smartest motherfucker.
I've been having fun forever, but I can't look like a bitch.
I was like, hopefully we go easy.
I'm literally thinking that the whole way.
I wore.
You know how, like, you know, those hokes.
You don't have a key to Gawtham.
We can just go right after.
Okay, bet.
So I had those hokes.
You know those hoka sneakers?
Yeah.
They had the super thicks.
I literally remember telling my wife, I was like, my ankle's going to roll in these high-ass fucking platforms.
I was like, I need a lower shoe just in case we're going to spar.
And then this motherfucker didn't show up.
What happened to that?
No, but yeah, because I'm not going to wake up in the morning to go spar.
Oh, really?
It's a waste of time.
I'm not big enough.
At the time, you weren't.
Now I would go.
Oh, I got him.
Yeah.
Now I would go.
What are you doing?
It's him.
What happens if I get back control?
What happens?
Okay, what happens if I get back control?
Chill out.
It's him.
Don't defend him.
I know his weak spot.
I know his weak spot.
He's going over my ass.
I bent him over.
I eat his ass.
He'll fucking tap out immediately, dude.
Hold up.
What do you want?
I've got total control of you.
I got one.
You know that hurt.
I got one.
You know that hurt?
Hold on.
Hold up.
Stop it.
Please.
Come here.
Hold on.
I got him in a chip.
Come here.
Is this a joke?
Is this a choke?
I don't know.
No, he's not.
I think I got him in the real negative.
Hey, that's my wrist.
It's going to break.
Hold on.
Did you give me permission?
I'll put you in the E and I. Right now you do.
I got wrist.
Okay, because my wrist is not in control anymore.
But now it's in control again.
Oh, it's not.
Hold on.
It's my whoop.
It's why.
Hold on.
Hold on one second.
He's grabbing my tank.
He's grabbing my tank.
He's cutting my tank.
Here you go.
His forearms are really short.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Hold on.
Here you go.
I told you to chip.
I told you to chip.
This is a fourth.
I've never got you.
Oh, he got you.
You got you.
What are we doing?
Come on now.
I can't breathe.
Stop it.
No, it's down.
He's not.
Be careful.
We got him.
We got him right there.
We got him on him.
Ding, ding, bleed.
We got him right where.
Come on.
Tickle him, Ticket.
Tickle him, Mr. We're gonna go.
We're gonna tickle him.
Tickle him.
Tickle him.
Get the butt, Jeez.
He's the only effective one.
Mark, why are you pipe off?
Get the buttons, dude.
I got him balls.
He's the only effective one.
All right.
That's round one.
Round one.
Come on.
Go on.
We got him.
We got him.
We got it.
He has to tap, bro.
No, he has to tap.
He's not going to tap.
He's too stubborn.
Look at him.
Look at him.
No, not him.
Don't kill him.
Tap.
I think we got him.
Excuse me.
Let me just lay it for a second.
Wait, no.
Shut the.
Oh, tap.
He tapped him.
He got it.
We got him.
Oh, my God.
I tapped him.
I tapped him with the group.
I tapped out a world-class mixed mashawd, the guy.
Whatever, fuck.
I just put you in a Luminari role.
That's a sushi.
That's a sushi restaurant.
I never thought I could do that that easily.
I'm like, I'm a little lightheaded mostly because of the Zins.
But where's my watch?
You know, you handed it to somebody.
You challenged Logan to a mixed mashrade situation after.
He might have got you.
Jiu Jiji's got you.
Bro.
Yeah, but it's 501, but Shows got you.
I tapped him twice.
Shows, got you.
Shows your injury.
Tap.
You tap.
Bro.
Am I bleeding?
Oh, you put my hand in the chat.
Oh, I got blood, dude.
Dude, this guy's a warrior.
I was going to suck it.
Braveheart him.
You're going to.
Play your face.
Play your face.
Play your face, girl.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, God.
Whoa, woo.
Bro, that jiu-jitsu shit is so much easier than I thought.
Yeah.
I've been telling you.
It just started helping him.
Bro, hold on.
Take that mic just in case I need to choke him out.
Let me tell you something.
Can you tell me that?
Stop jumping in.
No, listen.
In all seriousness.
No, yo, stop jumping in.
You guys are not.
That's my man.
He's the only one that's a man.
That's my man.
I don't know why you're asking.
Your friends ain't jumping in.
It looks for one for all.
I made it.
Four for one.
One for him.
Okay, listen.
I made it.
Can I show you one thing?
Go like this.
Other way.
Like that.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah, there we go.
This is Miss Mary Mac.
You never played that?
No, bang, bang.
That's how I set you up for two slabs.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, hold on.
No, no.
You have good strong arms.
I know I do.
Can we not do this?
Why do you keep starting?
What I do.
You keep starting that.
Don't defend him.
Just let him.
I think we gotta let him.
Okay.
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
Oh, no, I think you don't tap.
I tapped.
I thought you just tapped.
I tapped.
Jiu-Jitsu is easy.
I tap.
He tapped.
Tap.
So he said, he tapped.
Did you jiu-jitsu easy?
Tap.
Did you jitsu easy?
Tap.
Oh, tap.
Jiu-Ji-Jitsu is too easy.
I still think it's easy.
I still think it's easy, but he did tap.
It's jiu-jitsu easy.
Tap.
Just say it.
Jiu-Jitsu is very easy.
I mean, card.
It's easy for you to do it to me.
I'm not saying jiu-jitsu is easy.
I know, but you just keep running with me.
I'm wrestling on a ground.
I tell you, my hip is going to pop.
I turned you.
I'm going to stick my finger in your black.
Hold up.
Let me tap, Say it's not easy.
It's not easy.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let go.
Nah, let go.
I'm not hurting him.
Nah, let go.
I don't have a letter.
Let go.
You have to have the sensitivity in your nipples.
I don't know.
Let go.
Okay.
I don't have a minute.
Let go.
Listen, listen, listen.
Let's tap the list.
I'm handling it.
I'm going to handle it.
I'm going to handle it.
Like a man.
Okay.
This is like your needle.
Can I get you in a tap?
Let me handle it.
Let me tap you.
I let you get my foot there.
I took it.
Because we're podcasting.
If I was actually a warrior, I'm never going to let you take my leg that easy.
We're in the battlefield.
Watch this.
I'll show you.
Let me show you.
Let me get out of it.
I'll show you.
I'll put you in it.
Oh, you can't hurt me.
Hold on.
I don't want you pissing my knees around.
Watch this.
Okay, you ready?
What the fuck are you about to do?
Oh, I'm going to tell you?
Come off the top rubber.
You never told me.
Come off the top rubber.
I'm telling you, bro.
You never told me.
Many all need this.
Jiu-Jitsu's.
He didn't get you to the fight.
Jiu-Jitsu is the artist's surprise.
Jiu-Jitsu is the artist of the prize.
You'll never know when I'm going to do something to you.
Take that, don't jump in.
No, we're just gonna chill.
That's my bad, but I'm not.
Let's just talk.
Let's just talk.
Let's just have a conversation.
How are things been?
Things are good at home.
Have you gone through any tough things?
No, just chat.
Everything's good.
Are you on the screen?
Oh, there you go.
Go.
He just likes to choose.
Impossible to get out of this.
Literally impossible.
This is a government-regulated FCAs.
Let me just get it back.
I didn't lock it.
Okay.
Hold on.
Look at that.
Yeah, there's no way you're getting out of that.
All right.
Well, that's hold on.
Hold on.
Just show.
Come on.
Let me.
Can I do a back choke?
Get him a choke.
Then you're good.
Then you're good.
Ready?
I can just let Gen me in a choke.
Nah, yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
This is a choke.
Come on, let me get the choke in.
I'm like, I let you get your leg choked.
Do it.
I let you get the leg choke in.
You have to let me get my leg choked.
Tony's getting back for your man.
Sit down.
Someone can choke.
Control him.
Hold on.
Control your boy.
Can I just do one last choke?
No, what do you want?
Shoal, sit down.
Do the choke.
Do the reverse.
Sit down.
Can I do a piggy choke?
Sit down.
What's a piggy choke?
Oh, you haven't seen that?
No.
Sit down.
It's him.
He's drunk.
Hold on.
We're naked.
No, he's not.
No, no, not you, Daniel.
No, not you, Daniel.
All right.
I'm not going to let you choke me.
I'm just letting you know that.
Why are you doing it?
Nah, but dude, do the face joint.
Do the face joint that he did to you because the face joint.
It looked like it was something.
You're not going to choke me.
I'm not going to let you go.
No, but do the face joint.
Wait, but you keep putting your chin on the side.
Yeah, that's part of the channel.
Why am I doing the lady?
I let you choke me the whole time.
No, I did.
I let you put your chin down.
No, I was going to get you.
He was letting you the whole time.
He was letting you down.
No, I want you to get you up later.
He was letting you the whole channel.
Just for the ready?
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, he's at.
He's out.
He's out.
Oh, he's out.
He's out.
Lift his hand to make sure.
He's out.
He's out.
He's not fucked.
He's wrestling.
I told you.
I told him.
Look at the replay.
I told him.
You don't ever come back here, bro.
Ever come back here.
You ever come back here.
Yo, it's a wrestler.
I told you three.
The second one I'm fucking like.
What is he thinking?
Yeah, you know what?
Wrestling, you gotta go three times.
No, do the same.
The third one, I go like this.
Night night.
Night night.
Fuck you think this.
Night night.
No, no, no.
How we telling that we choose.
He don't got enough oxygen in his system.
He don't got enough oxygen.
What the fuck?
Where are you going?
Hold on, baby.
Hey, hey, hey, Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Not that much.
Hold on.
I'm a far up.
I just gotta let niggas know what time.
But look at that wrestler.
I'm gonna grab a bottle.
I don't give a fuck.
I do not give a fuck.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, Tim.
Hold on.
I won't hurt.
He's bad.
He has asthma.
I'm a frail guy.
He has asthma.
Just want to hug you.
He has asthma.
Come on.
Fucking bleeding.
Can we talk?
We're on a piece.
How many hours in?
Can you stop molesting me, though?
Get off him.
He has a disease.
Yeah, but COVID.
He has a disease.
Black Lives Matter Mic Drop00:14:43
This is why you got kicked out the gym.
That's why you got kicked out of the gym.
I'm going to show you.
That's why you got kicked out of the gym.
You never know.
I'm going to show you one last thing.
I'm going to show you how to dance.
I'm going to show you Merenga.
Shoes, why the fuck are you stuck?
Guard me.
Just Merengue.
That's okay.
Don't try to do a move.
Let me leave.
Okay, go.
Put your hand on my hip.
This is unbelievable.
And back.
No, this.
This.
And one, and two, and three.
And you got an arm.
Wait, you're not Spanish?
No.
Sound bad, right?
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I'm going to get my girls.
What are you?
Oh, shit.
Hey, okay.
No, you go first.
Why?
Because you felt what I just did.
I put you in a Nyquil.
I put you in a Nyquil.
What?
But what are you?
What's your background?
I know Armenian and what's the other?
You gotta be Spanish, bro.
Yeah, Honduran.
I knew you were Spanish.
Oh, Hondurans.
Those are the scrappy ones.
Oh, okay.
Bro, Hondurans are scrappy.
Damn, I did tanning.
What kind of tanning did you do?
Sending him the sun.
Oh.
Were you eating carbohydrates while you were doing it?
I gotta put weed on.
I want you at one.
Try it.
No, you gotta drink four.
This is the muscles that you have.
Try.
Can you take the shit Logan's on?
Just look a little better.
No, I don't want you to put steroids in your chin, bro.
Oh, that's a ball.
God damn.
You can't.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, that was actually pretty good.
You want to go, Mike?
Oh, now you're really wrestling.
Give me your shirt because it's going to ruffle because the mic's on it.
Now you're really wrestling.
Here, Mark, you take it.
Turn his back off.
They can turn it off.
Turn his pack off.
That's actually, you know, on his mic.
Just leave it.
Just leave it in case.
What else do we have to talk about?
Liver Kingwood.
Wait, no, he came in his shirt off.
Didn't he?
Yeah, but that was fake.
Now, can you just be honest?
Can you just be honest?
Four on one.
Your hair looks insane.
Anymore.
More insane than it normally does.
Mike, stop it.
Four on one.
Can you just be honest that we would dominate?
I actually like this bug.
Now he looks like 90.
I already did it.
It's on video.
But you guys are going to edit it.
I know that.
But what?
Put the whole thing.
Put the full video.
No, we're not editing that at all.
I tapped you out.
Like, it's all good.
I have to take this in.
You don't have to.
Yeah.
You don't have to.
No, he needs that.
He needs it.
Oh, are you worried that we're going to have to go again?
Because he got to talk again.
He got to talk to me.
I'm fucking dealing with you the whole time.
I need a fucking.
I need a medic.
Take some tequila for you.
Okay, stick your hand in the ice, buddy.
Okay.
No.
No, I'm giving it to you.
Okay.
No, give me the bottle.
I'm going to show you how a real man drinks.
No, Sit down.
I'm not drinking anymore because I might have to fight.
Yo, you got a lot of back acne for a non-steroid using motherfucker.
I don't need no.
Because I'm on my back a lot with jiu-jitsu.
Oh, I didn't want to say that.
I'm on my back a lot.
That sounds good.
Wait, wait, but a lot of back acne, bro.
How often does that happen?
Oh my god, a long time.
But I had it when I was here.
You have to speak right into that.
Open up.
No, come on.
You're a man.
I don't want it.
That's what I'm not doing.
Are you a man?
You haven't drinked in eight months.
You were drinking, though.
I didn't drink.
I was doing the fake drinks.
I was doing Drake drinks.
Oh.
Because I knew that I was going to have to.
This shit, too.
Where's the prop patrol?
I got a fucking sitting there.
I tried to cut a promo.
It's stuck on my lips.
The best Irish whiskey on the market.
Made by a real Irish man.
Proper 12.
Not that dance on Jamie shit.
What is that?
The Dance on Jamie shit.
What is that?
Jamerson.
Oh, that's what they call it.
Dance on Jamie?
No, that's what Connor says.
No, that Dance on Jamie shit.
He needs better riders.
That's his life.
I don't get it.
I didn't get it.
She gets shoulders.
Are you good at it?
He's actually really funny.
I like his cook.
If you had to make fun of these two guys right now, we'll do your one-liners.
You don't have one-liners?
I don't have a single one.
You don't do that.
You have one-liners?
No, no.
We don't do that.
I like these guys.
They got nothing bad to say.
You called him a ninja turtle.
I would never say that.
He did.
He called you a ninja turtle funny.
He called you a ninja turtle.
There's no black.
Which one?
Mr. Sweater.
That was a terrible comeback.
He's not, my friend.
Let's turn the mic.
It was too much pressure.
Also, he has no.
Let's run it back.
Where's the camera?
Let's go.
Yeah, but right now, if you try to log in pull it, it's not it.
Yeah, bro.
I just told you, you can't put fucking stippers in your hand.
I mean, but it's not it right now.
You look.
So we can hear you.
We need to hear.
Yeah, I'll face off with you.
Stop, Sean.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, that looks a little sexual.
Yeah, do it right now.
Do it right now without your mans.
Okay, when I hit him, I got you.
I'm gonna run, but do it right now.
I got you.
You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me.
And I know that you've had sex with porn stars.
Listen, you gotta touch something.
Hold on.
You wanna go head to head?
Hold on.
You have a stronger head.
Hold on.
But your neck is stronger.
Suck, Gagnon.
Go in.
You got the six head.
You got the six head.
Go in.
Go again.
God damn, his head is strongly.
I know I know.
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, hands, no hands.
No hands, no hands.
You got all of a sudden.
That's obviously an advantage.
No hands is all dead.
Can I get a little fucking thank you?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Are you hitting hard, dude?
Even though.
I felt something.
Oh, what if you do hand sumo?
Remember that?
Oh, hand sumo.
What's that?
No, no, no, no.
Where you stand, you gotta put each other's hands.
What is that?
You sent me that clip.
You gotta stand in.
Okay.
That's easy.
Come on.
I'm not feeling.
No, it's not the person who knocks over.
The first person who falls wins.
Your feet have to be still.
Your feet have to be still.
First person who falls wins.
Okay, go.
If I fall, I win.
Okay.
Oh, if you fall, you win?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
If the other person falls, no, if I, the first person who falls wins.
Okay, wait.
That's that real joke.
That's real.
I could fall at any moment.
That's an art.
That's an art for him.
Can you not make him fall?
Look, I just want.
Did you say whoever falls wins?
No, you stepped in.
Did you not understand what he was saying?
He's strong.
He's strong.
No, I was trying to get him to fall, and then I would be like, I win.
And then you explain the game.
Okay, yo, put your shirt back on, bitch.
My watch!
Come on!
My watch!
You're better at jiu-jitsu!
You're better at jiu-jitsu!
You're better at jiu-jitsu, but we don't have you on mic.
We don't have your mic!
Okay, okay.
We need you on Mike.
Put your shirt on.
Show up to New York, you can't.
You call me a bitch!
Yeah, because you're my bitch.
You're my bitch.
You're my bitch.
You're mine.
Topic for each other.
You guys just love it.
You can't be each other's bitch or do you say, oh my God, he's a good squeezer.
Oh, my God.
Can we stop black on black crime?
We need to.
Please.
Just hug me and don't squeeze my ribs.
That's a tickle torture.
That's a tickle torture.
Let's get you back on Mike.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, we got a lot more things we got to talk about.
Watch your talk.
For real.
Can you sign it down, fucking mic?
Yo, put your shirt on right now.
Put your shirt on.
It's not entertaining anymore, guys.
Tim.
You're about entertainment?
Tim.
So lock it up.
Hold up.
Yo, Adam.
Yo, the drunk maniac.
Eddie, bro.
That was impressive.
It worked.
Bro, hold up.
I moved your hands off.
Yo, come on.
Yeah, come on.
How much alcohol did you guys give this man?
I didn't drink it all.
Shut up.
You were drinking tequila.
No, I wasn't.
Oh, my God.
Hold up.
I didn't realize how strong I was.
I don't get hurt.
I didn't realize how strong I was.
Shut up.
I didn't realize.
Shut up.
I need to get up again.
Five fights at every club he walks into.
The guy says hello, and he's going off.
They got to be nice.
Yes.
Can I be honest?
Your boy's actually pretty right or die.
Can I be honest with you?
Respect.
You think you guys jumped in at fucking at the last minute?
He started throwing hands.
He's trying to fucking head off.
You guys are just pushing.
He's throwing in submissions.
Son, I drove out to Philly with a blicker just for my man, right?
That's allegedly.
I hope you got one, too.
Yeah.
Well, I hope you got one.
There we go.
Because that jiu-jitsu ain't gonna work again.
All right.
See, he's pushing it.
I'm trying.
Shut up.
How am I pushing it?
He's been choking me around and messing with my hip.
My right hip is always an issue.
Because you're frail.
Listen, I'm frail.
Yeah.
You built like a skeleton, bro.
I'm built like a skeleton.
I'm gonna let him fuck up.
I'm gonna let him fuck you up, son.
He's like the main actor from the pianist.
Come on.
That was accent really good.
I know that was accent really good.
I was trying to make it, though.
I didn't want to get canceled.
No, no, no, no.
That's perfect.
That's good.
That's a good difference.
I didn't want to get canceled, so I hesitated.
But if I did one head kick, it would be over.
Why do you see he wants to play?
See, he wants to play.
I don't want to play.
At a certain point.
You keep challenging me.
How am I challenging you?
You just look like a skeleton.
I have a skeleton.
Eat some food.
I am eating food.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
You're looking at Rexy.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
You're just a fucking bullet.
That was too far off.
You're just a fucking bullet.
You don't even know how to podcast.
That was too far off.
I'm going to have to do it.
You know, I'm going to have to do it.
No, I'm going to have to do it.
No one's ever heard.
I swear to God.
Same, save him, save him.
Yeah, no one's ever heckled him.
He can't handle it.
Oh my God.
No one's ever heckled him.
You're breaking him down.
Son, he hasn't fought in that long.
Save him.
Come on.
No one's ever heckled him.
He's trying to get out of the fight.
He's trying to get a cut.
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying to get a cut.
You're a fucking plan.
You're trying to rile me up so I beat the shit out of you.
Yep.
So that you can't fight in a week.
He's trying to get sue you.
He's genius.
I'm trying to sue you.
He's trying to make me beat the fucking lid and shit.
I'm trying to sue you.
I got blood everywhere.
Okay?
My finger's bleeding.
I'm bleeding out.
He's trying to take advantage of me with my low blood sugar.
You can't do your shows, maybe, if your fingers hurt.
My fingers hurt.
I can't even do my shit.
You've never been heckled.
You can't handle it.
I can't handle it.
You're a little man deep.
Do you know what?
You're a little bit more.
You're a little man.
You know what I did?
I turned you into my porn star just right there.
Just right there when you were going.
Was you tapping?
I wasn't tapping.
I was slapping that ass.
I was like, keep it coming like that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, one more time.
First pussy you ever got.
That pussy was loose, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
It was like Neo.
It's animated.
Scott's an animal.
You're like, no, because you're on broken.
Come on, let's go.
How you think she got the part?
I don't know.
Wait.
Yeah, you know about it.
A couple of favors on.
Jay, a couple favors on you.
Okay, where are we moving?
That's why you and Logan are so close.
But why are you in Leo so close?
Is Leo upset about it?
No.
I actually do not.
Is Leo upset?
I know everything.
Is Leo telling you?
I'm going to be a good friend, and he doesn't like to be his stuff public, and I won't say what he said about it.
We talked about it, though.
Where's the mic?
We did talk about it.
Right there.
Okay.
So speaking of Nina, she sued you.
Bro, you paint your nails.
You say you're not gay?
Look at it.
Like, I'm from New York.
Step to me.
Where?
What part?
Far rock.
I got ratchets.
Okay, so I got boys in brownsville.
I got some people.
I got him.
But so speaking of Nina, son.
You're from Jersey.
I have friends.
Brownsville's fair.
You're from Jersey.
Paint your nails.
You're from Jersey.
You're drinking a lime-flavored soda.
Took her eight minutes to sit there and think of a joke.
I was catching my breath.
Let me talk to him.
I was catching my body.
Let's just talk.
Stop saying that because you know that she had to go through him.
Okay.
Just like if my mom wants to sue him, she's going to come to me and say, listen, I'm going to say, no, I'm going to go break that man's fucking face.
Understand.
Okay, so stop saying it's her.
It's him.
If I was him, I would tell her, please don't do that.
Exactly.
Because we wear the dance, but guys like Schultz, they don't wear the pants.
I just took your pants off right now.
Listen, just ignore him.
Okay, at the end of the day, I just took your pants off.
So now I can't hear you.
So now you spread those fucking Armenian cheeks.
I slid a finger in there so nicely.
Bro, you're in your mouth.
You deal with this guy all day long.
What do you mean?
Why won't you give me your energy?
So you saw a post-logan put out with like the whole Matrix shit.
And it's like, it looks like a lose-lose for you either way.
Yeah.
So like, what's the upside?
Bro, I'm just here.
What's the upside?
This is why it's the upside for you, chaol, and everybody's saying, just pull up.
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
That's what I got money.
No, the big guy.
But that's what I'm saying.
So why don't you pull up?
Hold my hand, bro.
Why don't you pull up?
Hold my hand.
There's no upside for you.
Go webbing.
Go webbing.
There's really no.
And I feel bad because it's like, yo, you did all the work to big.
Now you know how I feel.
You just explain how I feel.
So I'm in a tough situation because if I pull out, I look like, oh, I don't want to fight.
But like, there was no upside.
I think enough people can understand if you pull out because no one has ever sued just because they promoted the fight that well.
Vander Holyfield didn't sue Mike Tyson for biting his hero.
And fucking, Mike Tyson said, I'll fucking eat your kids.
He said that's crazy.
He said I'm gonna fear.
So that's what I'm saying.
So it's like, no, some people will fault you, but not everyone will fault you if you pull out.
But at the same time, you are, you're gonna feel lesser than if you pull out, and then he can talk shit.
Yeah.
So what are you gonna do?
What's the what's the up?
I'm tired.
There's none.
I'm tired.
There is none.
Okay, but what's the gameplay after?
Is what I'm saying.
Just go fight MMA.
Do what I do.
Tell some now in 20 seconds.
I'm ready to go MMA now.
So there's really no upside.
Like you're in a tough fucking situation.
You're the first person to ever explain it how I feel.
No, but people see it.
People understand.
He's like, but at the same time, that's the thing.
Everybody believes with the lawsuit.
Wait, wait, wait.
But at the same time, at the same time, you put yourself in this situation.
You put yourself in this situation.
You went way too hard for them to even have the ammunition to put you in.
But the lawsuit is corny, and I think what the public believes.
I've never heard anybody support the lawsuit publicly.
Have you?
No.
No one.
Even the MMA community is like, yo, we don't need to do it.
Everybody's like, yo, we don't want to claim you as a fighter, boxer, whatever the fuck you want.
You're ruining.
Because he's setting a bad precedent for fighters going forward.
Because now, okay, shit talking.
I say, you're a fucking, I don't know, you have gonorrhea.
Now you sue me.
Yeah, but he's not a fighter.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, but he pretends he is.
So it's like, what the fuck are we doing here?
Like, you're not a fucking fighter.
You're fucking suing.
You're doing all these lawsuits and bullshit.
What's fucking fight?
Like, what is this, bro?
Like, just make sure you get what I tapped about.
That happens.
Yeah.
Stop the toast.
Stop my nigga.
Timid Takeaway From Pod00:15:15
Come on.
Off on the real hood, son.
All right.
Listen.
I respect it.
I got shooters, bro.
I respect it.
You pitch your nails, bro.
Yeah, but you send them after soft boys.
How you going to send your shooters after Mike?
That's corny.
No, that wasn't.
That's that whole story.
He's mad corny.
Listen, that story was a fabricated.
You said the story.
What do you mean?
I never said about Mike.
Mike was never involved in that.
Mike just tried to step up, and that's what happens.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Do you want to talk about that or not?
I run New York.
You don't because I'd be out here.
Okay.
No, I heard you be outside.
I heard you be outside.
No, I heard his dick game is crazy.
That's like common knowledge.
Let me give him my advice.
He's like, I heard you be outside.
No, I heard you be outside.
Listen, though.
Being outside is different than running New York, though.
Yeah, that is a big thing.
Listen, this thing is outside my neighborhood.
Nobody got to check in with New York.
You want to bet?
Nobody got to check in.
You want to bet when you walked in and you checked in.
When I walked in before you, I had to check in.
He came over and checked in.
Come on, you got to.
I'll try again.
It's a fucking chance, bro.
You got to do it again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dragon.
Is it right?
Okay, sorry.
So with those fingernails, he's like, look at me laughing.
I got the Zins.
I got everything going.
I've been fucking yelling and fucking wrestling all fucking four years.
I made that face-to-face so easy for Logan, bro.
Come on.
I want it.
Look at the comments.
What happened with the cut that came out though?
That's fake, bro.
No, it wasn't.
I've seen enough.
I seen enough of the figure.
And listen, I get pushed to the head for a living.
I stutter a little bit.
Fucking shit.
So those snippets weren't real, but he watched the whole thing.
It wasn't like that.
Every little time.
And the thing with Logan, he's trained by WWE every single weekend to be on the mic.
He's on SmackDown.
He's a fucking actor.
He does.
But you can't complain about the edit.
You're good with the social media.
I'm just saying it's not real, though.
I mean, it is real.
It's not real, bro.
He made those mistakes.
Okay, so if you chuck every single time all of us messed up and put in one clip and made it look like it was 30 seconds, it would still be real.
I think we swallowed the Zen, dude.
I think I swallowed it.
It's good.
Yeah, but my head is just fucking like, I'm going, I'm fine.
No, that's because from what he said.
Say something to you.
I don't drink.
Listen, I'll tell you, calm down, take a look at Tequila, and it'll calm you down.
Trust me.
Can you have an honest assessment of my jiu-jitsu?
Honest.
To be honest with you, the best ones.
Well, it's not like he's the best, but he's the most aggressive.
But that's true.
This motherfucker's running behind me trying to fucking throw like school headlocks on.
I win fights.
That's all I do.
I don't give a fuck about that.
He was grabbing my toe and my finger every time.
G's up, dude.
He was grabbing my finger.
This guy trying to get you in a headlock.
I gotta hold the head.
I don't give a fuck.
That was on top.
I'm witnessing.
My boy's never touching.
You guys are pushing.
You guys got choked.
I'll win in the world.
You just choked him.
He was choking me.
I'm eight and four now.
That's a win right there.
What about be careful?
What about my please come?
Trust me.
Please come.
I mess with the Albanians on.
They differ.
No.
Actually, they are.
I feel like the Albanians.
Shout out to Albanians.
I know a few.
They are kind of like a lot of people.
I gotta grab the Albanians.
They've been fighting for a fucking thousand years.
Oh, dude, Albanians fight.
Ask their wives.
I've been in New York for 10 years, bro.
I'm not involved in that.
I have Albanian people that I know that are.
Shout out the Albanians, bro.
Yeah, I love Albanians are tough.
You ever meet Astra Bronson?
Toughest fuckers on the planet.
No, I don't.
I've never met him.
Exactly.
I know Action.
Fucking man.
Cool dude ever.
That's another dude that's like, I love action Bronson and I met him.
Fucking man, bro.
How'd you guys link up?
The first time was in Vegas.
We had the same tattoo artist.
Burt Crack.
You have tattoos?
No, you definitely don't.
Why not?
You look a bitch.
Are you using the B-word again that you get so fucking stupid?
Yeah, because it's different.
It's different, though.
I can't do nothing about it.
I did do something about it.
I just had you in a fucking shit.
Let me tell a story.
I put you in a snake grip and I twist your fucking head off your fucking shoulders two seconds.
You're going to have to stop the fucking podcast.
I mean, can I please talk?
You said, please.
Can I please talk?
That's all you can do.
That's all you can do.
Because when it comes to fighting, I put you in a fucking cake.
You can't get a tooth grip and I twist your fucking tongue right out your mouth.
Take you seriously.
I fucking bounce up on you.
I put you in a gang room.
I'm like, what are those, right?
Yeah, son.
The fuck.
He's telling me they cut you from the movie.
I could tell that acting.
Because I was fucking people up there, too.
Yeah, I can tell that acting.
I was like, okay?
I don't play games.
I'll play fights.
Thank you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Okay, so the first time in the same thing.
Yeah, you gotta get it.
So we partied at a club in Vegas when I was like 20.
Idea I wasn't drinking.
He was cool as fuck.
And then I got invited to the Yankee game.
I did that CC Sabathia.
You know when they do like the celebrity game?
Because I'm friends with G. Carl Stan.
So he invited me and then Axron was on the team and we hung out and then we'd done some like food shit.
He's mad cool.
Yeah, action is dope.
He's fucking dope.
New York legend.
Legend.
We should have him on the pod.
We should.
He would rate him.
He's a fucking man.
Yeah, he's funny.
I don't know if he's doing too much anymore.
He seems like the wave pool in Jersey all the time.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he got like big into boogie boarding.
He's a man, though.
He'd be all.
I just don't know if he does any morally media shit.
His boy is funny, too.
His broken body.
Yeah, big body body.
That motherfucker is too bad.
He don't play.
This is the legend.
He don't play.
I don't think any of them play, to be honest.
He's mad cool, though, but he don't play.
You don't want to fuck with him.
Because we were out one time.
I see him.
He gets down.
With body?
Yeah, he don't fuck with him.
Yeah, see someone trying to mess with him.
He'll jump right in.
Oh, really?
Albanians love it.
Those guys are gangsters.
Do you feel safer when I'm around?
I feel like you're going to like a pedophile kind of thing.
Like what?
I would just do whatever I wanted with you, like you were a kid.
No, I feel you just.
You're a child, like I like that.
You know, you're around a pedophile, you're just a little bit uncomfortable.
Yeah, yeah, because you know that there's nothing you could do that I have that power.
You've been around a pedophile.
No.
If I was, I would be.
It'd be me.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so crazy.
You so fuck her.
You want to stop talking with him?
Be in his ass.
Yeah.
Little bitch.
Listen, bitch.
Let me tell you.
You can't call me back, bitch.
Come back with a better colour.
I can't call you back, bitch.
I'm going to go to.
I'm going to go on your back.
I'm going to go to one of you.
I'm going to get you on your back, bitch.
I call you my badge because you can yell.
Why are you getting upset?
Stop getting defended.
It's not fair because you can yell louder.
Stop a fucking bad Crohn's disease in my throat.
That's why I can't yell.
You have to have a deviating symptom.
He fucking whore gave you Crohn's disease in your friend.
Listen.
Sancta Pete.
Santa Pete.
I'm going to go to one of your shows and heck with you and just fucking know how to handle it.
You wouldn't know how to love saying that.
You wouldn't know how to handle it.
He's going to be stopping himself.
He's going to be in the front row.
He's going to be like, he's drunk.
You got your boyfriend defending you every single time.
I got three boyfriends.
Yeah, you can tell.
He's the only ones defending y'all.
It's okay to name it.
You paid his nails.
He asked me to.
He paid his nose.
Yeah.
Okay, be honest.
All of you guys.
Yes.
You had Logan on.
You had me on.
Who was funner?
You were.
I think you were.
It wasn't at the Logan.
I think you were.
But you watched it.
It did.
So what do you think?
This seems more fun.
But also, I'm hard.
You were funnier.
He's definitely stronger.
What the fuck?
That's about strength.
No, he's stronger.
Better reach.
Better reach.
Damn.
From what I've seen, he looks a little.
You guys take one seriously.
He might be a better boxer.
Oh, you would like us to be serious with you?
He might be a better boxer.
You're such a bitch.
You look just like Ariel and it pisses me off.
Why?
Because you look like Ariel.
Do you think I really look like him?
Yeah.
Or you think all people with big noses look the same?
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
Well, that seems shockingly racial.
To who?
To the nose community?
To the nose community.
You should get a nose job.
Why?
Because you don't like my nose?
No.
I just want to punch you.
You have a nice nose.
Why do you get so defensive?
You're coming at me.
I'm saying that you have a nice nose.
I know I don't have a nice nose.
It was a fucking redundant question.
You think that's a good question?
You know what I'm saying?
You're doing podcasts.
You're fucking rattling.
He's spinning.
I need to do a fucking podcast.
It's not a.
I don't keep talking.
Excuse.
Get and fucking bag your pants.
You're too tight on the pants.
You need to breathe a little bit more.
Was this Fashion Nova?
Fucking broke boy.
Nah, you need to breathe a little bit more.
Listen, can we do what is that like a jiu-jitsu?
I would give it to you.
I want to hurt you because you guys are all sponsored by Fashion Nova.
I can tell.
No, I come on.
We're in a fucking one seat.
It was funny.
We gave it up.
I laughed at that.
Listen, I've got that many jokes.
I'm not like you guys.
Don't sit at home and write jokes all day.
That even though I'm not a comedian, I don't fucking exactly.
Just describe our job.
So, how'd it work?
When to bring them on?
What's wrong with that?
How'd that work?
Bringing them on?
Well, I just found some people that are incredibly talented.
No, I know, but before they used to be the guys on the side, right?
Well, they were so talented that they needed to be on the chair.
Haven't you felt that way today?
Yeah, just to have respect.
I want to make sure that Frank is like me.
You're like me.
You know what I mean?
Because everybody fucking, we all eat.
One of our seats, we all eat.
Some of us eat, you know, later.
You know, I'm saying second course and third course.
Yo, there's nothing wrong with that, by the way.
I'm not just saying there's nothing wrong with that.
Nobody knows who we're looking at.
The best part of his house is looking at.
You got the wrong friend.
I'm just saying we all call it dessert.
It's afraid, baby.
Listen, guys, Dylan.
I have so many more stories, but this has been how long?
I could go forever.
It's like an hour and a half.
I think we're at four almost.
It doesn't matter.
Four hours.
What's your lawyer's population?
Hold on one second.
No one's watching for us.
Hold on one second.
Let me see.
How long are we at?
Miles.
How many check my phone?
I got like girls.
Oh, shit.
It's yeah, we have to wrap up this podcast.
Why?
What are you going to do?
You got to work.
I have responsibilities, too.
People who love us.
That was just mean.
See, that was a mid joke.
That was a mid joke.
You say sorry.
I'm just going to let you know.
It's sorry.
Nah, they love you.
You love them, right?
No, see, no, you can't take that back.
They love them.
I know, but that was a mean one.
But they love us.
But that's a joke then.
It's a joke.
If they love you, it's a joke.
You can't say things that are not true.
That kind of podcast.
Are you being sensitive again?
Yeah, listen.
Have we known therapy since you're like I've rattled you?
Have we shown you enough love?
Hey, I love you, buddy.
Love you too.
Don, you're excellent, brother.
Hey, dude.
Because this fucking lines are real.
We believe you and we believe in you.
Yep.
And we love you, bro.
I'm going to knock you out.
Real time.
Hey, hey, you're going to accept some love.
Yeah.
I don't want it.
You're going to love.
I don't need your love.
You know what?
Doesn't matter if you need it or not.
It's coming your way.
This train is fucking complicated.
Unconditional.
You're talented.
Unconditional.
Give a fucking head.
Hey, What if y'all just hugged him right now?
Hey, you're great.
You're entertaining.
And you got courage to get there in the fucking ring.
Respect.
Don't do anything with that.
That's a good, honest handshake.
Respect.
Don't do anything with that.
Hey, tell the crowd, though, I am entertaining.
Because if people say, fucked it, just happened.
I know, but that was fake.
But it wasn't.
Oh, it wasn't real.
Because it's annoying.
People are like, he's mumuved to him, this and that.
I'm like, bro, fucking fuck you.
I'm entertaining.
Have you?
We just gave it up to you.
Insulted one series, this fucker.
He's like looking at me with his freaking shitty acting face, and it's like, I can't fucking figure it out.
That was sincere.
This one ain't nice to you, yo.
You gotta look at me.
I was just nice to you.
Your lip is quivering.
I'm a little dehydrated.
It's okay.
I've been mopping the floor with you in the jujitsu for the last hour.
Obviously, it's taking it out of me.
I've never done jiu-jitsu until I realized that it's got to.
I just can't tell if you're being serious.
I can tell when he's being serious.
I'm still being serious.
I feel like you're a little bit more timid this time.
The first time, I think I pushed on you a little bit.
But it was only us three, so I needed to, you know, how like entertainment and comedy goes.
I need someone to be.
Nigga, we was in the room too.
Yeah, I know.
But I had you guys behind the wall, bro.
Come and see you guys.
You're behind a wall with a microphone in our ear.
You're in the back.
See?
See, I served it up for you.
Boom.
Slammed it down.
Even if you're not.
You're worthy of love, brother.
Yes.
Okay, well, you're fucking us.
You're worthy.
Come by our bullshit.
You're worthy.
Yo, yo, yo.
Why don't you never did MMA ever again?
Can I come on the show and be with the fifth guest?
Whenever you want.
Yes.
Whenever you want.
Yes.
Don't bullshit me.
Because when I ask you to come on.
And I mean that because I don't think that's the same thing.
They want me on this podcast.
I think because he said that certain people don't riff with him.
I'm like, I think I would do good with him.
Nah, bro.
I think you would too.
I know.
I think he doesn't know my humor because we only met once.
That's fair.
And I think you do great.
Because he said a lot of MMA guys he has on.
He doesn't air them.
I don't see you as on a pod as more MMA.
I see you as a powerful.
He was like, I had tons more that had to cut because it was like, he's like, people don't get my humor and it's just awkward.
I want to do his pod.
You should.
He's great.
I want to meet Burt Krasher.
I like Burt Krishna.
Burt is a great man.
But we're not talking about that.
We're talking that you're great and you deserve love.
I appreciate it.
And the homies that are showing you love, obviously, your boys here.
They care about you.
Thank you.
You know what I mean?
And that's genuine.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I appreciate that shit.
And whenever you want to come on, you should pull back a little bit on that.
The way you're promoting this play.
That's distasteful.
It's not that.
I'm with that.
Like, it's distasteful.
This is what I'll say.
Everything else, they don't call me the bad guy for no.
Yeah, this is what I'll say.
I would mess with that.
You bring that energy to you, bro.
On this podcast.
Listen.
Hold on one second.
Logan's a scumbag.
Hold on.
If it was a normal person, I would have to say that.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Dylan.
Listen.
Regardless if they're a scumbag or not, the man filmed the dead body, but I'm going too far.
I'm not saying two things can be wrong.
Here's the thing.
Well, I doesn't make the fucking blue eyes.
Wow.
Fool me twice.
You can't get fooled again.
You can't.
Come on.
I've heard I definitely.
I don't even know where you were going with that.
I've been doing podcasts since 10 a.m.
It's done.
That's done.
I've been having some fun.
You know what's funny?
It's done.
But what's funny is you knew you didn't have the end of it and you went into it anyway.
The confidence.
I've been talking since fucking 9 a.m.
Bro.
Oh, that's what it is.
What are you saying, yo?
This is my takeaway from the pod is that.
Ariel was two and a half hours.
You don't need anything to that idiot.
All right, actually, I like him now.
We're cool.
No, sorry.
I like him.
I can't go back.
He's second grade as a journalist.
Go.
Listen, he is second graders and he's fucking great.
Who's the first?
Hell no.
The greatest MMA journalist on the board.
He's sitting with him.
Terrible.
We got the best of you out of you.
You know what?
You won't even believe that.
Look me in my eyes and tell me that.
I'm not the greatest jiu-jitsu practitioner that you've ever faced.
Okay, well, that's.
You're not.
Say it.
Because you're basically doing it.
Because you know it.
I know you know it.
Because you felt it in your fucking loins.
Listen.
Listen.
Lick your lips, undry them, motherfuckers.
Tell me I'm not the greatest.
Hello, cool.
J them shit.
Okay.
Okay.
So, to me.
Do you want to sponsor me for the fun?
If you need something, I would.
I know you got tons of money, but if you needed something, I would.
Do you have that kind of money?
I don't know.
I'm not bragging about the money I have.
I'm just saying if you need something.
I mean, also, I'll put flavor on my shorts.
If you needed something so that you could get it.
Everybody's fucking brain dropped out because of the woman thing.
Oh, okay.
Well, whatever.
You guys don't support women's rights, right?
No.
Of course not.
Yeah.
So what I'm trying to say is, is that this pod was shut up.
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Was so fun.
I was about to say something.
You were so fun on this pod.
You're so fun on this pod.
And I'm glad that we got to do this because the last time was really fun and you were shit phase drunk.
And then this time you're sober and it's better than when you were drunk.
Yep.
Like you're going to give my mom amo now because she's always like, when you're sober, you're way better.
Five times.
I think I'm better when I'm drunk.
No, bro.
That's what my mom always says.
She's like, you're better.
We make fun of you with the little whatever shit, but actually you're fucking sharp when you want to be sharp and way sharper when you're fucking sober.
But what I would say is, you could promote a fight any way you want.
You choose, it's your life.
You do whatever you want.
You're the one going in the ring.
Nobody tells you otherwise.
But when you want to turn it on, you can fucking turn it on.
And that is a talent.
And I mean that sincerely.
I appreciate it.
That's all.
One thing I'll say: I had a lot of fun today, and I feel like I needed this.