Aba and the hosts dissect the 2022 Qatar World Cup's alleged FIFA bribery and LGBTQ+ censorship, contrasting migrant worker treatment with racial dynamics among Black and white Muslims. They debate manosphere ideologies like "cucks" and "alpha" masculinity against feminist critiques, referencing Pearly Thinks' extreme views on voting rights. The conversation escalates to personal anecdotes involving Alex Cooper, Dr. Umar Johnson, and Andrew Tate, culminating in a controversial admission about slapping Britney Simon during a BDSM session to combat demonetization. Ultimately, the episode exposes how comedy often shields controversial racial and gender biases while questioning the ethics of public scrutiny. [Automatically generated summary]
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Owning The Moon00:06:02
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant, and today we are joined by our dear friend, Abba is in the mother man out here, you know what I'm saying?
Officially an American citizen.
Last night, man, or bringing my country.
Is that what happened?
Yeah, I like it over here.
You do?
Minus the shootings.
Everything else is amazing.
Wait, but y'all got shootings too, right?
Nah, nah, nah.
Are you wearing that in support of the LGBTQ community?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I saw that last talk game.
I was like, yo, we already know what it is.
Yeah.
Wasn't it crazy when that man ran up on the field?
They switched them cameras off so quickly.
Wait, and then he dropped the flag.
The referee picks it up.
They switched it again.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw it live during the game.
I couldn't stop laughing.
The Qataris do not around with that LGBTQ.
But didn't they say it's okay to wear it now?
I thought they reversed.
Yeah, I thought they came back, bro.
You're supposed to know all the.
Did they?
Yeah.
I don't know if they did, but I thought they reversed their because they didn't let any of the players wear the armbands.
Remember the guys wanted to wear like that one love armband?
They were like, oh, yeah, you know, suck is great.
And then they decided not to because FIFA came down and said, no, y'all can't do that.
And what is your thought on that?
I think it's, I think it's funny.
I mean, FIFA's always been a corrupt organization.
You guys ever seen that video?
Yes, it's great.
When he throws the money, the money makes it a lot better.
Isn't that one of the best moments?
That is absolutely bad.
He's a comedian, I'm pretty sure.
Really?
He's like a stand-up comic that did it as a sketch stunt thing.
Also, if anybody's wondering where Alex is.
So, okay.
So.
He's gone though.
Yeah, yeah.
He should be here.
He's gone.
Most are done with the gay section.
Exactly.
We'll get to him in a section.
Yeah.
So he can feel comfortable.
Oh, what's up?
Oh, here we go.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Alex Media.
People got shit, you know?
You know what I mean?
Okay.
So you're saying FIFA's already corrupt.
FIFA's going to do what the fuck they're going to do.
You guys know they bought their place at Qatar, right?
Yeah, explain this to everybody.
Because I know because I'm one of the world's greatest or the world's greatest soccer journalists, but most people don't know exactly what it is.
Yeah.
I'm not.
I can understand why he calls it soccer.
Why don't you call it football?
Well, I just don't think it's a real sport, so I don't really care what I call it.
Bam, Aren't you guys live streaming the not real sport at 2 p.m. today?
We're going to live stream the activity.
Do you know what I mean?
Isn't that what live streams is about?
Is it you just tweeting, you know, Twitch nonsense?
Hey, we're not a sports podcast anymore.
It's talking to Chad.
Chad.
We're going to talk to Chad.
That's pop culture.
That's what the World Cup is.
It's pop culture.
100%.
It's fucked up, though.
It's a simulated war.
And Iran is going to get what's coming to them.
Yeah.
You guys were tweeting some crazy shit, talking about the wrong flags and starting beef before the game even starts.
They lucky we let them have a flag.
Don't make me send Ben Affleck back in there, bro.
Were you tweeting before the game?
What?
The U.S. men's national team gave me their Twitter account.
And I posted that flag up, bro.
That's fire.
Yeah, it's about to be top gun.
It's about to be top gun.
One more time tonight.
Pulisic, he's top gun.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Do you know who Pulisich is?
Yeah, yeah.
He's the guy who plays on left wing for you guys.
He plays what?
On the left.
Oh, he plays on the left.
You know, there's positions in that activity you call something.
Bro, I only play on the right of everything.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I don't play left with nothing, bro.
I'm being honest.
Show 2024.
Exactly.
Come on.
Come on, Manosphere or whatever.
Come on, Alex.
Yo, I like how as soon as I come up here, that shit come up.
How do you feel about the red pill?
Yo, come on, man.
I didn't ask that question.
What I did ask you is something else.
Yes.
You asked me about how Qatar bought their place at the World Cup.
Can you explain that?
They literally have tapes of them just bribing FIFA officials in order to secure their bid for the World Cup to be listed there.
They're bribing the guy in charge, and that guy takes that money and puts it in his bank account, or he has to pay out everybody else at FIFA and everybody else.
No, they were paying multiple people out.
So it's a committee that happens, but what ended up happening is that he got caught on paying out people.
Yeah.
This is all like on there's audio of it.
But what can he do?
What do you mean what can you do?
Why aren't we doing that shit?
Yeah.
We ain't, we mean bribing.
Ethics, I guess.
Ethics.
What a sorry experience.
You think that, is it, how many, is there ethics here?
One of them stars got to stand for ethics.
No.
Which one?
The first 13 all stood for ethics.
You know what?
After that, we said that's enough of that.
Yeah, ethics is exhausting.
Now it's about destiny and manifesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Son, that's the first secret.
Manifest destiny is, you know what?
I envisioned killing all these other brown people, and we take this whole 50 for us.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I was out there, man, and it's where in Qatar?
No, no, not Qatar.
I was out there in Navajo country.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it is beautiful.
We need it back.
Navajo country.
Is that one of those places that used to belong to natives that doesn't anymore?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they would never say that it belongs to them.
They would say nobody can own it.
And then we were like, pay your taxes, too.
Yeah.
It makes me think of those guys who get arrested like, I'm a free citizen.
The cops are like, yeah, whatever, stupid.
Give me your driver's license.
I mean, we're not doing it the moon.
Because right now, everyone's like, oh, no one can own the moon.
But if we go there, we could just be like, yeah, the moon's off.
I mean, we do own the moon.
We planted that flag.
Yeah, we own the moon.
Come on.
I know, but like, we don't actually own it, own it.
I mean, if we went to the moon and there was like Chinese people there, I'd be like, beat it.
Right?
This is our fucking way.
But I don't think you can say that, though.
I don't think we legally own it.
What?
Yeah, I know.
That's my thing.
What are you trying to say?
We were the ones that took one giant step and one giant reap for man.
They weren't out there taking giant reaps.
There's no fucking way it can be theirs.
That's true.
That is true.
But I don't think we own it, own it.
But we got to go up there and get it.
That's the bullshit.
We got French shit.
No, legally, I don't think we own it.
We just don't live there.
If we live there, it's ours.
Real estate is ours.
You know, when you have like a plate of food and somebody goes, that's mine?
That's what we did to the moon.
Yeah, but what if someone else goes to the movie?
Yo, I'm not.
Oh, yeah.
Hold up, because that's the first time.
That's the first time in my life, I felt bad for Native Americans when you just did that right there.
That is foul.
What we did to you.
What do you mean?
I'm Taino Indian, baby.
Are you?
Yeah, Puerto Rican.
Middle East Marriage Rules00:12:26
Wow.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wow.
I apologize for what we did to your people.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Give me my land back.
Yeah.
You deserve it.
You deserve it, dude.
No, shout out to Nick.
He's looking for a three-bedroom for you right now.
I got some for you in East Phillips.
Okay, so basically they're bribing everybody.
They're basically throwing money.
They're saying, hey, here's, what is it, 300 million apparently they spent?
More than that.
The bribes are like undisclosed.
They're not entirely sure, but yeah.
Because you have to imagine that's like such a good first tourism is really good.
It puts a lot of the Qatari people trying to draw in workers and experts from different places.
Kind of like Dubai.
There's trying to be like Disneyland in the Middle East.
They don't have a huge population, so they rely on outsiders to come in.
So for them, it's good advertisements, good tourism dollars.
It puts them on the map because most people didn't even know Qatar existed before today.
Bro, it's a huge geopolitical move for the region when you think about it because before that, people knew Dubai.
Yeah.
They know Saudi.
Nobody's talking about Qatar.
Nobody.
And who was beefing before?
Dubai and Saudi were beefing with Qatar, weren't they?
Didn't they do some blockade or some shit?
They've been having issues.
I think that's more with Yemen, though.
I think Yemen's a country.
No, I think that they did a blockade for Qatar.
Really?
Yeah, this is maybe like a year ago or something like that.
Possible.
Anyway, so having the World Cup in your land and then not, I think we were talking about this was it on Patreon or another podcast, but having the World Cup in your land and then not capitulating to the Western desires?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a flex.
That's a super flex.
That's the biggest flex.
Well, they're really, the only people that they need to care about is what FIFA says.
And FIFA is only caring about money.
So it really doesn't matter what the West says.
You know what I mean?
Like, FIFA's not beholden to the West like that.
They get paid enough, they don't care.
And also, FIFA has so much influence over all the leagues across Europe that they don't care what any of these Western powers say because these leagues are super important to each economy.
So they're like, you can suck my dick.
They literally say, suck my dick.
Yeah, you didn't hear that.
Today I'm gay.
Today I'm bold.
Today I'm LGBT whatever.
Funny as shit.
You didn't see that speech?
Wayne Rooney said that?
Who said that?
No, the FIFA president.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, today I'm a migrant worker.
That was the crazy speech.
They killed however many slaves in Qatar to build this whole thing.
And he's like, you know what?
I feel like one of y'all.
Do you?
FIFA president?
That was wild.
That's a speech.
It's so weird, bro.
Hold on.
How is it going to be a fucking...
Come on, man.
No, we're going to get this.
We're going to get this.
Come on, now.
Mark, we're going to get this.
I think we are.
We're going to make sure the audio is turned on out there also.
We're going to make sure the audio is turned on out there so we get some audio.
I guess I'm auto-toothed off.
You should be playing.
Kissud, you got the audio going?
Okay, so basically...
All right.
Doesn't matter.
Point is, he basically, but he's trying to make the point that everybody's virtue signaling, that they don't actually care, right?
No.
This guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Partially, he's basically saying, like, how can the West have anything to say?
Like, your history, you should shut up for the next, like, 3,000 years.
I was like, bruv, the blood of the migrant workers hasn't even dried underneath the stadium.
That's what's crazy.
You know what I mean?
Like, he's talking about their past history.
He's like, bro, these people died last year.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And you know what?
Also, people brought this up to me, but it's like, I think folks don't realize just how much more racist the Middle East is, even compared to the West.
So, for example, if Akash goes, the only difference between him and the migrant is his passport.
And that's the only thing that gets him treated like a human being.
Why?
Because you're people.
Smarter than those.
Jesus, bro.
Hey, y'all want to be racist to me?
I can throw it right back.
I don't have a single in this seat, but you know what it is.
Dave, Browns.
Everybody calm down, okay?
No, no, you're saying the migrants are from India, so they're going to treat him like they're from India, Pakistan, East Africa, like Southern Asia.
And so they'll use all these people to come down and work, but like they treat them like garbage.
You're relegated to certain neighborhoods.
You can't get out.
If you try to move anywhere else, they'll borrow you from it.
But if they find out his passports from any of those countries, oh, he's getting fucked up.
Really?
Yeah.
Now, you're saying that this type of treatment exists all throughout the Middle East.
Oh, yeah.
So for example, second-class history.
So for example, even if you go to Lebanon, all right, I'm just taking an example of Lebanon.
The Lebanese people don't get at me, but like all the Arab countries, they get maids.
And if you know anything about the maids, like this was a scandal for a long time, they would keep the passport.
They would mistreat them if they wanted to.
They killed a whole bunch of them.
They didn't give a fuck.
There's like some torture stories that are like horrific.
I'm talking about putting nails inside people.
There's videos.
I did a video on this four years ago.
There's like, oh, man, that fucking thing is fucked up.
But you literally see a maid hanging off like the roof out of the window of an apartment building.
And the person who owns the maid is filming it.
And you hear her fall and then hit the ground from like six.
Yeah, it's very common over there how they mistreat a lot of them.
Now, there's some people who have maids and don't treat them terribly, but they're treated like third-class citizens.
They can't leave if they want to.
There's a bunch of fucked up stuff.
Jesus.
Yeah.
And these are vulnerable people because they leave their countries to work so they can send money back home.
But because they're desperate for work, they can treat them however they want.
Okay, so I've actually heard this too about even like doing the Hajj, like walking around the circle.
Like where you get to, where you get to stand is dependent on like the hierarchy of people.
Oh, really?
So yeah, it's like if you're black African going to do it, like you're standing in the sun.
Yeah.
And if you're some like white Muslim dude, or you're standing real nice and shaded.
Yeah.
Have you heard this?
I haven't heard that specifically, but it wouldn't surprise me considering like even Muslims know this.
Like the difference between Arab Muslims and like black Muslims is like very apparent.
Really?
Yeah.
In what way?
I mean, to be fair, and to be generous to them, like it's not all Muslims who feel this way, but there is like in the Arab world, you can all be Muslims, but if they find out that you're a black person, they don't want you to marry their daughters.
It's also tribal because even if you're like from a different tribe, sometimes they're like that to some degree.
But yeah, racism out there is wild, bro.
Colorism, classism, it's all a thing.
Yeah, but white Muslims need the shade the most, though, in the Middle East.
That's a good point.
Right?
Like, it might be like a disability thing where they're trying to help them.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Because we don't have the protection.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, yo, they need the most.
It's actually a charity that they're trying to do.
Maybe.
What do you think?
What do you think about that?
The logic is sound.
I tried to pick at it and I couldn't.
Right?
Have you made the Hodge?
Have you made the Hodge?
No, I'm not Muslim.
Yeah, you are.
I can tell the way this guy look at her like, wait, I thought you got this fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are.
Well, no, no, bro.
I've been on that pussy and alcohol diet for a long time.
Say, you've been on a pussy and alcohol diet for a long time.
Were you born Muslim?
Yeah.
I was raised in a home that tried to make me Muslim.
That's what we meant.
Yeah, that's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was never like going to the mosque and praying and shit like that.
My mom wanted me to, but I was just like, nah.
Did you want us to identify you as an atheist?
That's pretty gay of you.
That's pretty non-Qatari of you.
Non-Qatari?
That's kind of a trans answer.
He was like, I was assigned Muslim at the past.
Yay!
That's the hex.
And then I transitioned.
You're a trans atheist.
My pronouns are bacon and cheese.
Do you believe in God?
I'm indifferent.
You're indifferent.
I don't think it matters what I believe.
I think at the end of the day, you just try to be a decent person.
If he does exist, then you did a good job.
And if he doesn't exist, then you still were a decent person.
That's the end of it.
And like, in your personal experience, why do you think that God made you love white box, bro?
What do you think God did?
Man, I'm going to be honest with you.
You know what it is?
It's like, it's like, I mean, that is crazy.
I'm a good lie about to be said.
I'm a creature of convenience.
You feel me?
It's kind of like going to the corner store.
It's just everywhere.
That's kind of like white women.
Don't look at me.
Come on.
I don't even treat white women like the local bodega.
Come on, man.
That's a job.
I'm not going to lie.
White queen.
Shut up.
You know?
I got love for the white queens, but it is what it is.
Do you feel pressure to not love the white queen?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
But you love that milk, though, sometimes.
I mean, not in public.
Oh, so you won't walk him, or do you cover him up?
Because that's convenient.
All of a sudden, you got a burqa.
I know.
That's convenience.
Whoa.
That's the way to make it work.
That's the way to make it work.
Is that the reason why it was invented?
Could be.
Could be.
I think there's a lot of slave masters who just didn't want to be seen in public.
They didn't want anybody to know that wasn't their wife.
Think about that.
Nobody can catch you cheating if they don't know it's not your girl.
Exactly.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, that's genius.
If you're going to get your side chick to wear a burqa for you, you loyal ass.
That's crazy.
Now you got to get your mane as well.
And you're not even allowed to look at your girl, right?
Yeah.
Because if you're trying to decide, no, this is brilliant.
If you're trying to decide, it's like, avoid the male gaze or whatever that is, right?
So even if you're gazing and you're like, yo, is that Linda?
It's like, yo, the fuck, bro.
And it's crazy, too.
It's sexy.
What is this?
Because in the era of spandex and tight clothes, it's nice to a little mystery.
Is it though?
Hey, we're the Muslims in this house.
You're trying to sell us some shit we're not buying.
Hey, come on, man.
You ain't never seen a girl under a burqa and be like, man, I really want to know what she looked like under there.
Nah.
Nah, never?
I used to go to Walgreens and there'd be this girl with full burqa, bro, up to here.
Like the, what is the, what is the wars back over religion?
What is that shit called?
The crusade?
Crusade, like, match.
Like, shit was only here.
You could see it.
And every war?
Yeah.
Not at all.
But, and she had a full unibrow, real.
Hmm.
And it's like, you have one area.
You had one area that you had to groom.
Like, that's no excuse.
Just go like this.
You could pull it down, right?
A little.
Drop it low.
Sheisty.
You can go do sheisty with it.
But she didn't.
And I remember doing it every single time.
I was like, damn, this girl.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But this mark and I have talked about this.
Girls who wear hijab a lot of times have really pretty faces because that's the one area that they expose to everybody.
So they buy all the best skincare.
Not in 2022, man.
Women with hijabs nowadays, they be rocking like spandicks in the tightest clothes, showing you everything without showing you nothing.
That's weird to me, bro.
It's like halal from the head up and then ham down.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so tight.
I'm like, bro, there's no modesty there.
I think you're more Muslim than you think you are.
To be honest, nah, I just don't like hypocrisy.
I'm just wearing clothes that make them feel good.
No, no, I just don't like hypocrisy.
Like, the whole point of the hijab is modesty.
Islam is the way, my boy.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Islam is the way.
I think you need to come back to the squad.
I think version one, if America was a Christian nation, version two's got to be Muslims.
Yo, shout out Andrew Tate.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
About to move to Romania.
No, no.
Why do you think version two is a Muslim?
I just think the more I hear people speak, the more it just sounds like they want a non-secular country that has extreme conservative values, even beyond what Christians would espouse nowadays.
So it's interesting to me.
It's like even this whole red pill wave of everyone being on the Muslim hype train.
It's like you realize they just want to take control and they realize like Islam is the only country that like.
Is the red pill wave still a thing?
Are people still into that?
It's even, it's bigger than ever.
Really?
Is it really?
Yeah.
Son, I'm out of touch.
Me too, bro.
Yeah.
I thought it was popped up for a little bit.
Like Tate absolutely took over the internet for a few months.
And then now it seems like.
Do you guys have the same perception?
Look at these blue pill cucks up there.
Yeah, cucks.
They got a relationship all the time.
Blue Bill Beta, Blue Bill Beta Cuck, though.
Triple B's out here.
For real, bro.
Yeah, no, it's definitely popular.
It's definitely more popular than ever.
Really?
And what are they angry at?
Like, it's never been easier to get pussy.
Feminists.
Just don't fuck them.
They hate women.
And I mean, I think here's a new topic.
Just don't fuck the feminists.
What's the big deal about that?
Yeah.
Nah, they're all indoctrinated.
If I'm taking their perspective, indoctrinated.
That's why all these women nowadays in America are whores.
What did he say?
So wait, you can get pussy and all the girls are whores.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, you just got to use them and toss them around because they're not worthy of being wives.
But I thought the issue is they can't get pussy.
They're frustrated with girls.
Like all these girls want tons of money and that kind of shit.
So they can't get any girls.
How can girls be whores and you can't get no pussy?
It's like.
Did someone explain this to me?
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's like if you want to the top dogs, you get all the pussy.
And the guys on the bottom get none.
Welcome to life.
Top dogs.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it should be like that.
They should just, you know what I mean?
They should be sold and bought.
Comedy Political Slant00:06:33
Well, that's a crazy statement.
But that's where they're going.
Hold up.
Recently, I heard some people say stuff like, remove their birth control and their right to vote.
That's becoming like a thing they say in a lot.
Remove their birth control.
Actually, I saw a girl say, and she's like a girl, Andrew Tate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is her name?
Just Pearly Thinks.
I think, wait, that's...
Yeah, the redhead.
But what is her name?
Yeah, she's got red hair.
I don't know what her real name is, but that's on YouTube.
But she had a point where she was like, I don't think women should be able to vote because women aren't involved in a mandatory draft so that they don't bear the consequences of their votes.
Which I thought was really interesting.
I think the other way to go with it is say, you are involved in the draft, and now you can vote.
But it is an interesting thing to say.
You can vote about us going into a war and not going into war and not deal with the consequences.
I was like, ooh, this girl's been think tanking.
It's a little think tank.
Isn't she a little think-tanking?
I see you think tank.
Like, she found a nice little lane.
That to me, that's like a stand-up bit the way she's talking about it.
I was like, oh, you found an angle that I didn't see.
Except it's not a stand-up bit.
But it is funny a little bit.
It is funny, though.
Well, if it's funny, it's funny.
But if it's serious, it's kind of like, all right, Joe.
Yeah.
If it's a joke, I'm waiting.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's funny.
Hold on out.
If it's funny, it's funny.
Hold on out.
Isn't it great being comedians?
Like, even if we're serious, we get in trouble.
I was joking about that shit.
You took me seriously?
Yeah.
You know, I actually wanted to ask you guys about this.
Yes.
Because, like, somebody was asking about that though.
But here we go.
I think a lot of comedians will be online using the comedy thing, but you see that they're trying to spread political opinions that are like rather serious.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
And I think the late night shows are partially very guilty of that.
And do you think it doesn't obfuscate a little bit the whole idea of like these are just jokes a little bit?
Well, can you first define the word office gate?
Yeah, I knew that was going to fire.
Office game is office gate.
Office gate.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, office gate.
It's like Watergate.
When they're still in the State Blizzard show.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Basically, it just mixes it up.
It makes it confusing.
Well, what are you saying is confusing specifically?
Well, it's like the late night shows.
Yeah, sometimes they'll be like, oh, you know, we should not hear joking.
They don't care about the political opinions at all.
All that is a function of, and I learned this recently just from being on a movie.
It's a function of just not trying to lose your job.
So a lot of people are writers for a show, and they can write the bit that leans conservative, which could potentially get them in trouble and then maybe get them fired because someone else is worried about losing their job.
Yeah.
Right.
Or they can write the bit that leans liberal, which you'll never get fired for.
Nobody's ever gotten fired for being too liberal.
Okay.
Nobody's ever found that.
Very, very liberal.
And we should get into that.
That's fucking hilarious.
But in terms of being too accepting, right?
Like, I think when we're all in an environment, and the reason I say this, I was doing a movie and a guy got fired, a white dude, old guy, got fired.
He was working on the movie for reading the script, and the script had the N-word.
Okay.
Right.
And I asked him, the actors, black actors, right?
It's a majority black movie.
And I asked him, I was like, yo, were you offended by that?
And they're like, they're like, no, like, it's like, it's in the script.
It's his job to tell what's going on in the scene.
Maybe he could have not said it, but I wasn't like, I can't move on with this movie.
But the overcorrection was the studio going, okay, we got to make sure that this doesn't look bad on us.
We can't make it look like there's this racist.
Okay, he's fired.
Now everything send the diversity people over.
Everybody's just trying to protect themselves.
And the easiest way to protect yourself is to be open-minded about everything, which is more liberal.
Yeah.
So I don't think it's like, how can we infuse liberal ideology into the population through late night shows?
So you don't, when you see Colbert or when you see Trevor Noah, you don't feel like those are their real political opinions?
I mean, with Trevor Noah, it's like, you just got here.
Like, I don't even understand it.
Like, I don't care about politics, and I'm bear the consequences of all of it.
Now, but Trevor Noah had a bit that went viral.
I'm pretty sure it was him well before the daily show about racism and like it was racism toward blacks against America.
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure that was you.
Oh, I thought you were talking about his other shit.
Oh, no, no, no.
The tweets that went by.
No, no.
No, no.
Listen, I'm sure he's interested, and I'm sure he's interested in America as it reflects to him, like a biracial person that comes from a place of extreme racism and like what the different versions of that are here, of course.
But to care about who's the senator of Montana, like there's no way you care.
I don't care.
I don't know who the governor of New York is.
Hockui?
Something like that.
I don't know.
I just found out it's a lady.
Right?
So it's like, and shout out to her.
We'll bleep it.
We'll bleed it.
She is though.
But shout out to her, though.
And her family.
Shout out to her and her family.
But I guess my point is like, you don't care that much.
No one really cares that much.
It's a nice bag.
But Trevor makes so much goddamn money doing stand-up right now, he don't need that fucking four-day week job.
So he's out.
So yeah, I don't think people care that much.
No, he's out because he's fucking doing.
He's a game changer.
I got to get some pushback.
Okay, go, go, go.
Jon Stewart.
Yes.
He's not doing it anymore, but he's still in politics and he actually cares.
He fucking cares.
John Stewart.
He is still doing it.
For actually caring.
But he actually cares.
And he cared even when he wasn't doing the show.
I genuinely think that he's like irritated, bothered, concerned, like wants to help.
And like, you can see it through his actions.
But he's also from here.
These are like his people, and he has the platform and the influence.
Like, if I went to another country, I wouldn't try to fix it.
It depends.
If I went to London, I'm not going to be like, here's, I'm going to be this.
I do know what he's saying, though.
And we've said this about Jon Stewart, how he started this thing of like, comedy is political more than other people.
You would have been better, but like now you are having a political message through your comedy and a through line.
And Stewart was the best at it and genuinely felt it.
But then it became this kind of expectation that your comedy has a political slant.
So it got a little bit away from, hey, these are just jokes.
And now it's, hey, here's my political agenda with jokes behind it.
Also, there's an audience behind it.
Like, that's the thing about you throw someone up on Twitter and it leans into a group and they all reward it.
You feel that and it's cozy, I imagine.
So I think people who gravitate towards appreciation and validation are going to say the things that get appreciated and validated.
And it's very difficult as a comedian to be like, ugh, I don't, I don't want that type of validation.
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Yeah.
What do you think?
You think like they're using it as a shield?
They're using the jokes as a shield for political motivation?
I think there's a giant difference between what I see at Open Micro at a comedy show and some of the stuff I see online.
And I feel like for some folks online, that is their real political message.
And I think the whole idea of like, oh, these are just jokes kind of doesn't nearly apply to them the same way I'd see it apply to somebody at a comedy show doing jokes.
It feels distinctly different.
Like when I watch Steven Crowder, for example, that maybe you guys don't attribute him the whole comedian shield thing, but like he will often use that.
And I'm like, but your shit clearly has a political slant.
It feels drastically different.
So I'm wondering if that applies to everybody.
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If it's still funny, it's funny.
Funny is funny and you have to accept it, even if you disagree with it.
But if it's, and I think a lot of these people do it for followers, they lean politically to get followers tying to what Andrew said.
But the problem is a lot of times they don't have the funny behind it.
It's just for clapper, clapter comedy, we call it, where it's just like, nobody's laughing, but they just clap at all your points.
And some people genuinely believe in those things.
Like when I look at Crowder, I see Crowder stuff, like, I think he genuinely is conservative.
Yeah.
Like, that is his thing.
And I think he also wants to be funny.
And the way that he's going to be funny is with that leaning.
Me personally, I like to have the ambiguity of my thoughts because I think it helps the joke because I am a comedian before I'm anything else.
Right.
So I don't want you to know where I'm going to go with it.
And I think that's the predictability thing that annoys us about late night and a lot of different shows.
It's like we know the angle.
Like that's why it's fun to watch the redhead girl.
I wish I knew her name, Just Pearly Things or whatever.
Like I think it's funny to watch her put together that idea.
Because whether she believes it or not to me doesn't matter.
I'm like, ooh, that's a unique thought that could be funny that I haven't heard of.
You know?
And I think oftentimes the jokes that lean just one specific direction, doesn't matter left or right, we've kind of heard.
These ideas aren't that new.
Yeah.
I think if you ever go through the process and be like, nah, we don't give them that shield, then at that point, it starts to become a thing where you now have to start picking and choosing, and then it becomes a much more difficult conversation.
So I generally, if people are trying for jokes, like you let that slide.
But there are times I'm like, I don't think this bitch is joking.
I think this is how she really feels.
And even though it might be a seven-joke tone, I let it slide because at the end of the day, there's no way of knowing.
It bothers me more because I tend to agree with Andrew.
A lot of times, I don't know if it's what you really feel.
I think a lot of times it's, I want to get followers and this is the way to throw them.
You've been to shows before and you heard a comic say some jokes that you're like, just like you let it slide because the other day everybody has the right to.
But something in the back of your head thinks like there's a little bit more there.
Does it ever happen to you?
A little bit more meaning what?
I used to do this when dudes were trying to get a pussy on stage.
Okay.
You know, I'd be like, man, this joke isn't because you love comedy and you really want to express this opinion you had.
Yeah.
Or you just really want to express yourself creatively.
This is, I'm going to be on stage.
There's going to be girls in the audience and I'm going to say this and they're going to think I'm funny.
I'll get some pussy.
So I would resent that.
Yo, bro, I don't know how that shit works because I've never gotten pussy off stage.
I've killed that show so many times.
Sometimes I'd be hanging by the door.
I'm like, I'm getting pussy tonight.
No.
Nothing, bro.
No.
That shit pissed me the fuck off.
I've been doing this.
I got a standing guy.
I still get no pussy.
That's how you know when this is.
I was getting so mad.
I just killed it.
That's great.
Because I see dudes that open Mike's bands.
Just do a mediocre extent.
And women's fucking pain.
Can I tell you something that is really disheartening?
You don't even have to be funny to get pussy on stage.
I've seen guys bomb and girls are still talking to them after the show to the point that I'm like, I don't respect anybody in this exchange right now.
Sad for both of you.
Why do you think it is?
Is it just dudes at your shows, maybe?
No, no, there's a lot of women at the show.
Really?
But what's the subject matter?
Are you talking about it?
Yeah, you talk about girls are so funny.
Burke up.
I can't be a materialist.
Girls are so wacky.
You got to tell these girls to burk up.
Would you do that ever?
No.
No?
Nah, nah, nah.
So my mom would be too happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't.
Listen, that's one thing I'll never do.
I'll never make my mom happy.
Is your mom burnt?
Is your mom burnt up?
Does she burke up?
No, no, but she likes that lifestyle.
She just doesn't want to do it because she likes her hair.
Oh, she got that good hair?
Yeah, she got that good hair.
She got that burcumcision too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got that good sales.
She's doing good.
Okay, so we got to get some pussy at shows, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Have you tried talking to them?
Have you said, if you tried to ask them?
No, I don't want to do too much.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to be like, how'd you like my set?
You know, I'm not going to do nothing like that.
But generally, like, oh, we appreciate the statue.
You want them to press you.
Yeah, I mean, I did the work.
You got to do a little bit of the labor.
I don't think it's captive.
This shit is killed.
Nah, this shit is.
No, Oh, let me go on flagrant.
It's like, I don't get no pussy for girls.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
To be clear.
I don't get no pussy from girls.
No, no.
I said, I ain't never gotten it after a standing show.
No, I'm trying to get it.
Is that your entrance to the manosphere?
Like, what?
That's what got you in there?
Oh, yeah.
Is that what?
No, this shit's not working.
No, no, thank you.
Thanks, but I had other activities.
You know, I had dance and stuff, so that was fine.
Oh, you can dance?
Yeah.
Do you want to have dance competition?
Do you know how to get sturdy?
No, no, I don't know how to get it.
You can't get sturdy, bro.
What kind of dance?
Yeah, what kind of story?
How are you going to casually bring up dances?
I go out salsa dancing.
Wow.
Yo, why is your lip quivering?
That is the game.
I got answers.
You heard that lip figure.
That's cool.
He done.
Y'all answered.
That's a big possible time.
You're in Puerto Rican.
Can you handle that?
That's not you.
That's you.
You said you.
I could dance.
Alice can't dance.
Hold on.
On the one or the two left.
Abs can't dance.
You can dance salsa on the one and the two.
Yeah, that's not happening.
Yo, low-key, you do look kind of cute.
Come on, I know how to fucking salsa.
You salsa, bro.
No grown man.
Come on.
This is my Latino side.
I don't do that.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't need Latinos.
You know what I'm saying?
Latinos, everyone would lose respect for me if I come on.
No, they would love that.
So the ladies might have a few laughs.
The dudes would be like, that's me.
No, ladies.
Poppy, Poppy, Poppy.
That's gay.
No, no.
No, no.
This is how you're going to get girls to get you back straight.
Oh, no, I'm good.
I'm good on that.
They want to fix you, though.
They got to fix you.
You got to gay it up a little bit and then they got to straighten you back.
Come on, bro.
I'm just saying, you out here dressed in the rainbow.
Yeah, you got the anal beads.
You got the anal beads on your breast.
What's going on right here?
That's a lot of beads, though.
I caught a bit of ankle knees.
You know what I'm saying?
You got the monkey pack starter kit.
I definitely did.
I need, all right, no dancing, then fine.
Whatever.
I feel rejected, man.
I'm good.
I'm good.
So that's how you get girls, though.
That was one of the ways when I started.
So, okay, I never had that whole red pill issue like that.
You know what's fucked up?
You guys are big Patrice fans.
You know, he was like my intro to that world?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's the GOAT.
He is the GOAT.
But he would always do it funny.
Yeah.
True.
Like, you need to do it with funny.
If you're just serious and angry, it's kind of embarrassing.
I agree.
Like, dudes complaining about women not being funny about it is embarrassing.
Yeah, it's rough.
It's really rough.
And Patrice would always pick it himself, too.
A lot of the red pill stuff is like, I'm the alpha, I'm this, I'm that.
Patrice would, he talked about how he don't have a big dick.
He's like, I ain't really packing like that.
He says that in the middle of one, his diabetic.
That's how he found out his girl was like, baby, your pee tastes like birthday cake.
Yeah, it's a far bit.
So good.
Far bit.
Far better.
You got the first girl you hooked up with?
Yes.
I do.
What is she doing?
2021.
She's that girl, right?
Same girl.
This is in this tax year.
Yeah.
Wait, so what is she doing?
What happened to the girl you hooked up with?
The first one.
I have no idea.
You keep in touch?
I mean, yeah.
He's married to her.
You married her?
Come on.
Both of them.
They're weird.
You know what the first girl's still doing?
I've never been asked that before.
That's a weird question.
Do you think that's weird that we got two hole in ones on a podcast?
Wait, for real?
You've never been to Northern Red College.
Yeah, come on now.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm tired.
Why is that crazy, though?
That's the way that God intended.
This is a five-sound.
It's so boring, too.
He'll talk, man.
Yeah, and think about it.
If you wouldn't have been out there fucking around, that Caller Dotty podcast would have never taken off.
Would have never taken off.
So, if you know, by spreading it out, you are a man.
Cooper Red Pill.
That is Cooper Red Pill, bro.
Yeah.
But if I wasn't fucking around, then that would have never happened.
That would have never happened.
The podcast would have never happened?
Or whatever the next iteration of it was.
Didn't you break it up?
No, I broke it up so that one girl got the bag by herself.
Exactly.
Yeah.
For her.
She deserved it.
She did.
She was a better-looking one.
Isn't that how the podcast works?
Am I lying?
So that you would prefer Alexandra?
Alexandra is in it?
I mean, listen, I don't want to prefer any white women publicly, but publicly.
Privately, though.
Privately, Ellie.
But she's not white.
She freckled up.
Is she?
Yeah.
I mean, that is a problem.
If she's freckled, are freckled people white, dude?
Can we have that discussion?
Lindsay Lohan, 50% brown.
She's not white.
Lindsay Lohan.
She do be doing crack like a black person.
You know what I'm saying?
She found that.
She found Allah.
Yeah, she's Muslim now.
She's Muslim now.
Career resurgence, bro.
Found Allah immediately in a Christmas movie.
Oh.
What you know about that?
I didn't know that.
That's what you're trying to fix them straight.
That's what they're trying to do.
They're trying to get her back.
Have you shot us to her?
You know what I mean?
She went through her addiction issues.
If Allah helped her out of it, then, you know, mashallah.
Mashallah.
That's right.
Mashallah.
But you skirted out of whatever the fuck we were talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Alex Cooper.
Would you go on a salsa date with her?
No.
Why not?
Why would I?
I already told you none of this happened publicly.
I keep everything under the covers.
So what do you think?
Hold up, Alex.
Alex, you don't know.
I can't be the only black person on this.
Nope.
Hold up.
Alex, this is a serious question.
Nope.
Yeah, serious question.
A lot of your girlfriends probably talk about this too.
Wow.
Wow.
You've probably seen that.
You got one girl.
No, Girlfriends, that's in the homegirls.
Don't do that.
No.
I don't know your personal life.
You're killing names and shit.
Come on, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
If you walk around New York with a white girl, you get looks, don't you?
Europe?
No, New York.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And then if you ended up marrying a white girl, I bet you some of your homegirls would probably, I mean, if they don't say directly, you probably know they probably have some thoughts in the back of their head, right?
Probably.
But that doesn't, it's not like that in Canada, where everybody.
It's like that in Canada.
It's like that.
It's like that for preach.
Get out of here.
Yeah, he's been with his girl since he's like a teenager?
He has comments all the time at church, whatever it might be.
At church.
Oh, yeah.
Church is where you get it the most.
But what about his side vision, though?
What?
Sky shit.
He's not here for everybody.
His marriage is his problem.
You guys are crazy.
These guys are crazy.
He's going crazy.
That was nuts.
That's why these two tore down your buttons.
He's trying to call her doggy, these guys.
Why are you trying to split them up?
Have you ever tried being gay?
Nah.
Nah.
These guys.
There's no curiosity.
There's no cure?
No, there's no curiosity.
Oh, curiosity.
There's no cure.
Why don't you try it?
It's a wrap for you, bro.
You know what, though?
That's real, though.
What?
If.
Hold on.
I know most women I know.
Yeah.
If a dude told them they were bisexual, they'd be like, nah, you're gay.
100%.
Women are more homophobic.
Liberal women would say.
Women are more homophobic than men.
You know what men say about it, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But who cares what men think about their day life?
You would forgive your boy if he sucked your balls one time.
You forgive your boy, right?
If it was just one suck of the old balls, right?
Hey, look at this pro statue.
I would tell you.
I know, right?
I know.
That's why you were against Kanye.
What if you were trying to jerk it, he loaned you some spit?
That's not gay.
That's not gay.
All right, man.
If he gave you a little hawk-toey, he didn't touch it.
He didn't touch your spits.
You're like, yo, can I borrow something?
Why is that gay?
Why are you gay?
For what reason?
For what recently you have decided to be gay.
You ever seen that passage from Uganda?
Bro, the greatest.
I've interviewed.
Yeah, I've gone to the clinic.
I've seen the gays.
The anus is ruptured.
That is the crazy way to describe gay people.
They're walking around with vegetables.
The penis doesn't work no more.
That guy's a great.
I want to interview him so bad.
Get him on.
Yeah, yeah.
He's awesome.
Shout out to Dr. Martin Semple.
What he says is fucked up, but he's hilarious.
But he's hilarious.
Like Dr. Umar Johnson.
Yes.
The goat.
The actual goat.
He reposted something I saw.
What do you say?
What about the Snow Bunnies?
The Snow Dragons.
The white and Asian mix.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, but he reposted the whole thing, and I was so I've never been more excited about in my entire fucking life.
Isn't that crazy?
Some of the most hateful people are the funniest.
If you're funny, you get away with everything.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Shout out.
Simple as that.
Just be funny.
People get so mad when they see stuff, but I can't stop laughing.
It's crazy.
Who's mad at Dr. Umar?
Aren't you mad at him?
No.
Why are you mad at him?
I'm not mad at him at all.
He's mad at you.
Why?
Because I was with the Snow Bunnies?
I've turned the other cheek, though.
You know what I mean?
I'm reformed.
What does that mean?
Are you clapping other cheeks now?
What is that?
Oh, you just.
I mean, you know what I mean?
You're bad.
I'm watching with Dr. Umar, and I'm good.
You know, both her cheeks are white.
So you turned it.
She's the same white girl.
Snowbuddy season's over.
Who are you with now?
Hey, listen, I keep my private life private.
You feel me?
But you can't.
Single person sounds so suspicious.
And I tell you something, there's going to be a girl.
It's really hurt watching that.
It's going to be a white girl that is crying right now.
Okay?
Just crying in her Tim Bits.
Her tears freezing in Montreal.
Yo, low-key, I did slap a white woman on camera.
Come on, bro.
No, I'm serious.
You guys can pull it up.
That shit was fire, man.
Shout out to her, Britney Simon.
Shout out to her.
Why?
Her YouTube channel.
Why, why, why?
She's doing some kind of BDSM thing, so she was slapping this white dude named Destiny.
So I was like, I was watching.
And then I was like, man, this is not fair.
Somebody got to slap you.
And Dick's like, I don't feel comfortable.
And I was like, hey, what's up, nigga?
That's why I got up and I smacked her.
And honestly, so weird.
On her face?
You're a hero.
Yeah, bro.
That's crazy.
That is gross.
Oh, my God.
Pull this up.
Hold on.
Run that.
Gotcha.
I don't like Al Sudden anti-white women's reversal.
Shut up.
Come on.
You love white women.
Okay, hold on.
You know what, though?
Kink Shame Debate00:15:07
I've talked to you.
This episode.
I don't know if you're.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Is it in the video?
Yeah, it's in the video.
Okay, let me pull it up.
Hold up.
You guys know what I'm finding.
Yeah, you'll find.
It's not that deep.
Oh, right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, see where it changes color.
You know exactly.
I might be a little bit back.
But, anyways, oh, yeah, there it is.
Oh, this is crazy, bro.
You're a wild dude for this, bro.
I have a double E.
Yes, I want to see that.
I know.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, my God.
But we don't see it.
Oh, that's hell.
Hold on, No, no, no.
Hello.
There's the full clip somewhere else on YouTube.
Blue pill cockroached.
That was for me.
It wasn't for the audience.
Do you feel me?
And I want to stay monetized.
Yo, that is the most.
I want to stay monetized.
I got to make my money.
You think you slapped her?
Dude.
I think you did this to make your community happy, make you think young Michael.
I don't want to touch that hand.
I've seen that hand, dude.
I haven't watched it.
Dude, that's ridiculous.
I can't believe that.
I'd take back my honor.
Yeah, that was hard.
That was crazy.
I think you pulled the clip.
I just don't want it to be demonetized.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, it's for YouTube.
But if you guys want, just giving you permission.
You just give me permission.
YouTube.
You know how YouTube beat.
How does YouTube be?
You know how YouTube beats.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if you've had this, but I'm sure you're not.
Wait, there's got to be a video side.
There's no video.
No, there is.
There is.
You just go on YouTube searching.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Just go on YouTube.
Mark, you got to find that shit, dude.
That was crazy how you cut that out, dude.
Why are you censoring yourself?
You know, blue pill.
Hell yo.
For real, man.
I think this is the full thing.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Just skip ahead.
Yeah, this set looks like.
Look at this with this video.
Oh, so she slaps Destiny.
Yeah, she slaps him.
I mean, she's running out of things to do to be funny.
Is that a dude?
So he slapped.
He got slapped.
And so I jumped in afterwards.
And then this is where you said we want vengeance.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
I have a W.
Yes, I want to see this.
This is a highlight of my career.
Okay?
This is how you guys get quality in life.
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, yeah.
I told you, you can't show that.
You can't show that.
But again, you've done that before.
He was too dumb about that.
The real light came on.
You done before.
Hold on.
I mean, I just want to fake it.
Experience, son.
I mean, one is experience.
One is consensual.
Two, you know, she slapped the dude just before, so everyone's on board, okay?
Wait, what does that mean, though?
An eye for an eye does not make a turn the other day.
An eye for an eye means turn off the lights.
I don't know what y'all are telling, bro.
Come on, man.
That was lit.
That was crazy.
You too excited about this.
I love this.
The fake excitement's wild.
I don't know what that is.
What is her reaction?
Hold up.
What does she say?
She's close.
She's close.
She was fine.
Do you wish you could have done this to most of your experts?
Never, at all.
Getting on your nerves and stuff.
Consensual BDSM.
Yeah, you got it.
She said it afterwards.
Okay.
All right.
You can stop at that.
But yeah, she said a consensual BDSM.
Wait, why do we stop it there?
Do you start slapping this shit?
Yeah, because she wanted a target.
You know what I'm saying?
Got to keep it going.
Yo, that was crazy.
How can you slap, dog?
Yeah, for real.
How can you slap?
You guys think it's that crazy?
It's crazy.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
It's not higher, but it's crazy.
In the context of the ability to treat women like shit.
In the context of.
She slapped the dude just before, and then afterwards, it was her turn.
What's the issue?
What do you mean, what's the issue?
You slapping a retarded person.
Because that's crazy, bro.
I got to take off my girl.
That's my girl.
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What is BDSM?
Like, spanking up?
She's Canadian, huh?
Yeah, it could be that.
It could be tying folks up.
I don't need to tie nobody up, bro.
I feel like that's for dudes that are not strong enough to hold a girl.
If your girl's like, tie me up, please, she's saying, I don't cuck.
Have you never seen them hog ties?
Say again?
The hog ties?
But what's the difference between that?
Just grab your girl.
How much do you love pig, bro?
Are you just trying to hold me making it?
Hold on.
You love her.
Hold on.
I'll catch you on the flip.
But yeah.
No, I don't understand that.
Like, the whole idea, I really genuinely think if your girl has like a rape fantasy with you or needs to be tied up or beaten, she doesn't think you're strong enough to actually do it.
She's like, I'll help you, Tyme.
I'm going to help you.
But no, isn't that like that's the most emasculating thing ever if your girl goes, can you tie me because you're not strong enough?
Maybe she's just into that.
I don't know if it's that.
Why she got me into that?
Just saying right here, you into feet, nigga.
What you talking about?
I mean, I tie her feet up.
I'll tie her feet up.
I'll tie your feet up.
Take this.
You never fuck with me.
Hold on.
Let me put him beads in between his feet.
You never fuck with them.
You've never fucked with handcuffs or nothing?
Handcuffs.
No, look, I don't need that.
I can't.
Nothing is necessary.
Did you just add an extra thing?
Yeah, but you never just went like that.
I have.
Okay, so why do you need handcuffs?
Because sometimes you want your hands elsewhere.
I also don't have the same relationship with the police that you do.
So maybe there's just like weird thing that you want to experience.
You're like, I'm in charge.
I think it's a very Canadian thing to do is just let a black dude slap you as a white man.
Whoa, whoa.
What do you mean, I just so apologetic.
Oh, reparation.
We owe you everything.
No, that's definitely American thing.
I mean, you go to somebody else.
Wait, y'all worrying.
Y'all don't think Americans are cucks?
No.
Y'all are the bigger cucks.
Y'all are the biggest cuck.
Do you think you're bigger cucks or we're bigger cucks?
I don't think it's close.
Dude, that's a good question.
Should we have a world cuck?
Yeah.
Should we just be like, put everybody's girlfriends out there and see who reacts faster than some other dude trying to fuck them?
That's a crazy competition.
Just a bunch of Finnish people like, hmm.
That's a wild convo.
But in all seriousness, when you look at yourself as a Canadian person and then you look at Americans, do you feel you are better at people fucking your wives and you're watching them?
Or are we better at people fucking our wives and we watch them?
I feel like y'all produce all the cuck porn I've ever seen.
Whoa.
Am I wise?
Think about that.
Who else produces cuck porn other than America?
We probably produce most of the porn.
I mean, I think you guys are like.
You only got 30 million people, bro.
And I haven't seen one Canadian ever produce any of that shit.
How do you know they're Canadian?
They're the ones sitting in the chair while they're watching.
All I know is, you know, we got pro porn.
We got porn studios.
Isn't that the name of the Vancouver?
I never seen what's maybe a rape.
What?
Say it again.
Isn't it the Vancouver hockey team?
What's their mascot?
The Canucks.
Isn't that what you guys called it?
That's how they pronounce it.
Justin Cuckoo.
I mean, I mean, that is kind of like a case.
I think that's crazy guys.
I think that's you guys.
I think you guys are the biggest cucks.
You know that not to be true.
I believe it.
Do you think Justin Trudeau fucks his wife?
Or do you think that there's a guy that looks like Preach that does it?
Let's be honest here.
I think Justin thinks about hiring Preach sometimes and then he just puts on the blackface makeup and does it himself.
I mean, she got a rape fantasy with a black dude.
He don't have to hire nobody.
No, he did brown him.
He did brown.
He did brownface.
He don't.
Was it brown?
Was it brown?
Just because he wore an Aladdin hat doesn't mean it's not blackface.
Whoa.
Was there black Aladdins?
No.
He just put on the hat.
He wore that black Tarish makeup.
Will Smith was the genie.
The genie.
Yeah, yeah.
But was there a black Aladdin?
Can there be a black Aladdin?
There should be.
You think?
There should be.
I mean, at least stealing the bread, probably.
That's part.
No, that was wild.
You can go back this way, bitch, right?
You can do that right there.
Her name is Brittany.
Yeah, Brittany, this is no disrespect.
Obviously, you're into your things and we're not going to kink.
It's called kink shame, right?
Yeah, kink shame.
How would you feel if someone said, oh, you liking feet is disgusting?
I stand tens of time.
People have said that about him every day.
People say that to me all the time.
Do you think it's weird that I get kink shame and you don't?
I think the feet thing is kind of weird.
Why?
Why?
I mean, his feet.
I mean, they touch the floor, they're dirty, smelly, they got the socks all day long.
So, how much better is it if, with all that, a girl still got a beautiful foot?
Think about that.
There's no such thing as beautiful feet.
It's like a biblical story.
That's like saying there's like beautiful pussy.
That's not true.
It's like there's a least ugly pussy, and that's it.
There's beautiful.
I've never looked at a pussy before and been like, work of art.
I'm just, this is the best one of all the trash I've seen.
Dove is fuming.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
This is an interesting discussion.
This is an interesting discussion.
It looks like an axe wound.
Let's keep it astare.
What?
The pussy?
Yeah.
Well, being that all of us here are with the one woman we're going to spend the rest of our lives with, I'm going to disagree on behalf of all of us.
That being said, outside of the one that we've all chosen, which is the perfect pussy and it looks absolutely amazing.
Yes.
There have been some pussies in the past that have looked rather abnormal.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I understand the point that you're trying to make.
Sometimes you do look at a pussy and you're like, ooh, like was a guy playing that on the Titanic?
Like, what is going on with that little accordion type thing, right?
He once said, it looks like the painting in Ghostbusters 2.
And I never.
Do you remember the?
Do you remember?
You don't remember the good reference.
What was the guy's name?
Fuck.
He started with a V. I feel like Miles would know this.
Miles?
Van Revor, something like that.
Doesn't matter.
Okay.
We're moving on.
Great.
Great job.
Great reference.
You know what?
He pulled me into that.
I know, right?
I love him too.
You're in this together, bro.
You're in this fucking together.
From the past.
I can't help you guys.
They've seen ghosts like ghostbusters.
Yeah, y'all need to watch more movies.
Also only watches black movies.
But no, look, can we talk about when you went black snake moan on this girl right now?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Listen, Brittany, Brittany, she's a great sport for going on with that.
Immediately looked out for you.
She was like, hey, I consented that.
That was very good.
I mean, she consented before and after.
But if she said it again, to make sure that you were good.
So even if anybody cuts it up, she got your back.
The portion, I cut out the part where she says she consents, and I sent that to Dr. Umar.
So we're straight now.
Okay.
But yeah, the video turned out great.
I'm very proud of it.
I guess there's a question.
Can girls get in on white boy fun?
Like as friends, you might slap each other, punch each other in the dick.
Can girls not get in on that if they're part of the friend group?
Is it sexist for you to exclude?
Equality.
Yeah, that's sexist for you to exclude them and not treat them like one of the boys, you know?
But to your point, I think you might have done the right thing.
Now, you could punch a girl in the dick for sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
If you're all just having fun.
Now, just out of curiosity, do you want to?
You said you were doing this for equality.
Now, I mean, okay, hold up.
Hold up.
Let me clarify.
More like reparations.
Outwardly, I was going out with that.
Me personally, I just really want to slap a white girl.
Yeah, yeah.
Inwardly, like, there was something that was like so appealing.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't know.
It's not a good thing to say.
I'll lie, but that's the truth.
Yeah, now, why did you want to slap one?
You said you handcuffs on them.
You said that you've hogtied them.
Hold up.
I have a huge bias against white ladies.
Which is?
Are you sexually attracted to them?
Yeah.
No, no, I see.
Do you hate the controls?
I've just had some, like, all my craziest experience in life, I've been with white women.
Really?
Absolutely.
Because they could throw down a suck.
Once they latch on, they can, right?
Yes, yes.
They can.
Yeah, I mean, you know what I mean?
You can't even say no to that.
They can't.
They think there's some maple syrup up in that.
Do you ever say tap that?
Do you ever say it?
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
Why not?
I'm not doing that.
Why not?
You know, shout out.
Shout out to the white queens.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not saying you shouldn't, bro.
I'm saying you should do whatever you damn choose.
Yeah, listen, I'm in swampy waters right now.
I feel it.
What does that mean?
I'm up to my knees, bro.
I feel this shit when I'm over here with crocodiles and women.
You're over here like, you thought the Jew comment was crazy with Kanye.
It's nice.
No, no, you're really taking the heat off of Kanye right now.
Absolutely.
Okay.
So how did that clip not go crazy?
Yeah, I don't know.
How did I not see that?
How do you have to promote that?
Is that a little disappointing?
Are you like, man, I thought that should be going more viral?
I don't think it's that crazy.
I think in our world today, with the sex positive stuff, I don't think people really care that really.
Yeah.
If this was 20 years ago, I think it'd be a problem.
Nowadays, but if it comes out later that I'm out here beating white women in private, then that's yeah, but doing it in public on camera, that's especially with like the whole consensual stuff, like it's fine.
Yeah.
I don't think it's that deep.
But it does make people uncomfortable because of the racial dynamics.
That is 100% true.
And also 20 years ago, she'd be managing the firehouse for the Ghostbusters, so there's another way that you'd be able to slap her.
So there's no way.
Hey, see how we brought back Ghost Starling.
Redemption.
Exactly.
We're back.
So there's no way that you could actually slap her in that case.
But you're right.
It's almost safer to beat white women on camera than off camera.
Absolutely.
He's hearing this story.
If she went on her.
What does she have?
I don't know.
She went to the barn or whatever.
I don't know what her life is.
Yeah.
Like, how does she do her podcast?
Like, you know what I mean?
In her barn.
In her barn.
She turns on the camera and then travels two hours, uploads it on whatever Wi-Fi she can find.
She's dedicated to YouTube.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, she doesn't even have Wi-Fi at her barn.
No.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
She's probably the most dedicated YouTuber, I know.
She literally drives two hours to go do it.
Yeah, yeah.
She's in like a really rural part of whatever place she's at.
She drives wow, cool, actually.
She is.
To be fair.
Britney, yeah.
Why can't we get Britney Starlink?
Can we do GoFundMe to get Britney Starlink?
Britney what?
Starlink, the Elon Musk internet.
You know, Elon Musk.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we can set that up.
I want to get Britney internet.
He doesn't want to acknowledge Elon Musk because he's too.
Oh, you don't do that?
No, I love Elon.
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Shout out to Big.
Was it Big Big E?
Is that what Andrew called him?
Is that what they called him?
He called him Big E. You guys didn't see that cringe tweet?
What'd he say?
He's like, oh, I'm going to be hanging out with Kanye.
I'm not going to break it up.
Come on, bro.
Let's just salsa, dude.
Okay, okay.
Would you rather salsa or say that tweet?
No, no, no, no.
Can I tell you something that's absolutely amazing to me?
This is like a truly, really interesting thing about the time that we all exist.
That you are less afraid to slap a white woman on camera than you are to dance salsa with her.
That's crazy.
Dancing salsa with me is absolutely terrible.
Like, isn't that wild?
Yeah, yeah.
What does that say about us?
I'm more terrified of looking gay than going to jail.
Wow.
I'm telling you, you're more Muslim than you think.
Yo.
I'm telling you.
Yo.
Yeah.
I ain't going to jail.
I'm good.
I have to say that to reassure ourselves.
Jail for a Muslim man is pretty much just how you treat your wives.
Whoa.
This guy's quality.
Except for them, it's not consensual.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
I used to see reports from like North Africa where these women would get up and they say, like, if your husband doesn't slap you, he doesn't care about you.
That's like a real thing in some parts of the world.
Yeah.
I can send you the video links.
That's facts, bro.
That's crazy.
If your husband doesn't slap you, he doesn't care because you shake you sometimes.
So what part of the podcast?
I mean, what part of the Africa is this?
And why are we moving the podcast?
I need to figure out.
You guys are absurd.
The jokes that you make on women's expense.
This is absolutely disgusting.
Like, honestly, it's sexist.
All right, here comes the blue pill beta bullshit.
No, it is fucking sexist.
If I want to go home and I want to watch my wife get fucked, I should be allowed to do that.
Yeah.
Okay?
And you guys shouldn't be putting your hands all over women.
And if you guys think that shit's gonna happen, you were bugging.
What if we just do it sitting down this whole thing?