Johnny Depp and Amber Heard dominate the opening, where hosts dissect their toxic legal battle using explicit imagery of sexual violence and dehumanizing labels like "siren," while speculating on Heard's future career moves. The conversation pivots to crude anecdotes involving Mike Tyson, flatulence in theaters, and Congressman Madison Cawthorne's lingerie photos before analyzing Netflix's stock decline. Ultimately, the hosts argue that Netflix's reliance on expensive scripted content without "comfort food" hits makes it vulnerable to YouTube and Disney+, suggesting a strategic model overhaul is essential for survival. [Automatically generated summary]
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Amber Heard's Career Destruction00:14:57
Amber Heard sucks.
Now, I'm not talking about how she gets acting gigs.
I'm talking about her as a wife.
I would rather be married to a fleshlight stuffed with barbed wire than that, aqua twat.
There are abortion doctors that have drained less life out of people.
She crushed Johnny Depp's career so fast, they should call her Coochie Astro World.
Lied about abuse to destroy him.
This busty smole is more toxic than a two-week old tampon, or as they call him south of the border, menstrualatas.
Now, before you go out there thinking Johnny Depp is this innocent victim, remember, it takes two to Rango.
I mean, being married to Johnny isn't easy.
He's a walking wine glass that's had more bumps than a braille library.
And listen, you should never hit a woman, which is why what Amber did to Johnny is so wrong.
That being said, if you're from Kentucky and speak with a fake British accent and dress like a fentanyl fortune teller, you deserve to get punched in your fucking face.
Johnny's more full of shit than his sheets.
Also, Johnny, quit crying about your bed already.
Your wife took a dump.
Big deal.
It happens to the best of us.
So, who's the bad guy in all of this?
Is it Amber?
Is it Johnny?
Or is it us?
I mean, they're airing their dirty laundry and we're sniffing it up like a Japanese businessman.
I guess the only thing that we can say is, arigato.
Honey mustache!
Now let's start this show.
Everybody at home and everybody in this room right now, very important question.
Knowing everything you know about Amber Heard, would you risk it all?
Akash.
I think you gotta risk it all.
I don't think.
You have to.
I mean, it's pretty clear, right?
You have to.
Elon, Amber, Johnny Depp, these are legends.
You gotta fill out the roster.
James Franco.
James Franco.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
She knows how to pick him, huh?
Yeah, she does.
I don't know why I brought up James Franco.
I'm just saying, risk it all.
Like, there has to be absolutely something crazy about that woman.
Exactly.
It's like heroin.
What do you think it is, Mark?
Maybe her personality.
It could be her infectious personality.
He's high right now.
He's doing the fear of living in Las Vegas.
It's her thoughtfulness and her dreams that are so seductive.
Inspiring and seductive.
Yeah, maybe.
What do you think, Alex?
I need more on Amber Heard.
I don't know who she is.
You don't know who she is?
No.
She's a very attractive woman.
She's an actress.
She was in a bunch of movies.
Aqua.
She's like Aqua Woman in the Aquaman thing.
Is she famous, famous, though?
Say again?
I feel like she's not famous, famous.
She's famous for being for dating Elon Musk.
Which is enough.
I mean, she's famous for being married to Johnny Depp, which is also enough.
I mean, Dove, you're in the business.
Or you used to be.
What do you think?
How do you feel about it?
What is the word on the street in Hollywood about Amber Heard?
Would you risk it all?
Would you let her destroy your fucking life?
She's not Jewish.
Yeah.
That's what I'll go on because she's not Jewish.
I'm not going to risk that.
That'd be the only thing that protects her.
Yeah, but also, like, down the list of like Hollywood types, not for Amber Heard.
Really?
I mean, yeah, she got her notice in the circles for this like Sundance movie, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, that Harvey Weinstein bought, coincidentally.
Wow.
Yep.
And then, you know, just a little sloppy throughout the career.
So it leads me to say that there was some dove saying so.
You're not going to sleep with her because of her career?
Risk it all?
Is written weird?
I'm not going to sleep with her because of her career.
Am I crazy to say her stock went up?
Whoa.
Yes.
Am I crazy to say?
No, you're not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
The stock went up.
After severing a guy's finger, her stock went up.
Went up.
How?
Because he stayed.
He didn't leave.
Shit on the bed.
Stayed.
He looked at a girl.
He's being abused.
He walked into his room.
He's being abused.
No, no, no, no.
He walks into his room and his wife is shitting on the bed.
After he showed up late to her 30th birthday or something like that.
I don't like that you made it sound like that's a normal thing to do.
Shitting the bed is abnormal behavior, okay?
Yo, shut the fuck up.
Sometimes you shit the bed, okay?
Listen, all I'm saying is shit the bed, looked at her and was like, not, I got to get out of here.
He's like, how can I make this work?
How can we go to therapy?
How can we figure this out?
Because the fucking neck is crazy.
He was a son of lead.
He's crazy.
What did he say in the text?
I thought the neck was crazy.
What did he say in the text?
What did he say in the text?
I have other uses for your throat that do not include injury.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
What are they?
I don't know.
What are they?
I don't know.
I'm going to do a deep dive.
Yeah, we need to do a deep dive.
Her shit is retarded, and you know it.
Her shit is retarded.
You're saying this is a good thing.
You're saying this is big yourself up.
You're saying.
Pick myself up for what?
I'm a happily married man.
You shouldn't.
Ruin me.
You shit in the bed.
Ruin me.
You shit in the bed, and now you're trying to justify, like, oh, yeah, my dick's fire.
That's why my girl stumped.
My dick, I just pulled my neck.
My dick is fired.
I just pulled my whole neck.
I'm not even going to be able to do the podcast.
My whole neck is just pulling.
I can't even be excited.
That's the whole idea.
She really is ruining your life.
You didn't mention Amber Heard.
My shit is fucked up.
She's a sorceress.
She's a sorceress.
She might be part of that whole thing.
Yeah.
I just want to let you guys know, though, if Johnny is willing to risk everything.
Yes.
600 million.
Son, the bitch is so fire.
She thought she could bring dogs to Australia.
You know how fire your pussy got to be?
Oh, yeah.
They tell you you can't bring animals.
And she's just like, I can do whatever the fuck I want.
I'll bring a fire.
I'm bringing this.
I'm bringing this kitty.
What I'm trying to say is, I think the stock went up.
You know, sometimes UFC fights happen where the guy loses the fight, but he's so impressive in the loss, you're like, nah, I still want to see him fight again.
She's Max Holloway.
I want to see her fight again.
Max Holloway.
I want to see Burns the fight against Chamayev.
Yeah, she got a conclusive victory over Johnny.
So that's pretty good.
Wait, in their fight, yeah.
What you mean?
Well, I mean, I don't know if it went to knockout, but like by points, it seemed like she was too free.
She fucked him up.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She fucked him up.
Yeah.
I mean, that's also kind of lit.
That is.
But also, no, she didn't.
She didn't punch him.
She never punched him, though.
She never punched him.
What'd she do?
She hit him.
Which is a difference.
That is a difference.
Yeah, stop being a baby, yo.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Stop being a baby.
Yeah, Johnny's a little cry, baby.
Oh, he's being abused.
I don't know what to do.
She cut off my fingers.
You got 10 fingers.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
You played Edward Scissor hands.
You had zero at one point.
That's exactly right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, Johnny, I'm.
Yeah, I convinced him.
I'm Team Amber, bro.
I like the way you think.
Yo, son, I might have just switched it up, Al.
What's up?
You're convincing me because any bitch who throws pots and pans, you know how pussy fucks.
Pussy retarded.
Can I tell you something?
Suck dick.
Suck dick.
You're crazy.
You can't move and dig.
Suck dick.
I can't move my head up.
I suck dick, right?
Drool on the dick, walk to the bathroom.
Drool still attached to her mouth as she walks to the bathroom.
Look back, knowing what she's doing.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Secret Latina?
That is.
Shit, what you want, bitch.
Do you know what I'm saying?
She gives head where you go shit where you want.
Where you want.
She got Jodi Arias vibe.
Sagan.
Jody Arias.
Sagan.
That's the girl that says.
Sagan.
You don't remember her?
Yeah, the girl who chopped up the dude.
Yeah, is that another Derek Tranny I'm talking about?
She hit Derek up.
Wait, really?
She hit Derek up.
Real talk, I was going to talk about this off the pod, but since we're already moving and grooving, I think we need to connect them both for a pod.
I think we need to connect them both for a pause.
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
If we need to see the truth, shout out to Daisy.
Yo, shout out to Daisy.
Did they drive and miss?
She needed to drive and miss to Daisy, bro.
Daisy need to come out with a movie.
All I'm trying to say is, there are certain females on the planet that the throat is so crazy, they get to do whatever they fuck they want to do, and life just keeps on.
He left his kids, wouldn't leave her after she shit on his bed.
Wow.
Think how crazy that is.
What's shit?
What's shit?
That's what you start doing.
She sucks your dick, and you're like, What shit, really?
I don't even do my own laundry.
I got cleaning on my body.
You look at my writing just every night.
I see some shit on them.
You don't kick me out of my house.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how's she that different from me?
You just start listening to everything she's doing.
Why was I waving my finger?
I gave you the finger.
She took it.
Don't be giving people the finger if you don't want them to take it.
Yeah.
She just deep-throwed that shit and disappeared, bro.
Disappeared, bro.
I'm just saying, Amber Heard, Amber Heard's stock went up.
Amber Heard gonna get with another dude.
Very soon, you're gonna see.
A richer guy.
A richer guy, more successful.
You think Amber gets more roles after this?
Bruh.
Bruh.
Yo, did she ever get any?
If she got OnlyFans, though, she did OnlyFans.
Oh, my God.
That's her future.
Fam?
Think about how crazy.
If she doesn't OnlyFans, she could buy the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
If Amber, she can buy Twitter.
If Amber does a fucking OnlyFans, who's not signing up for it?
One OnlyFans.
Just one picture like this.
That's all I want to see.
I think they put her in that Aquaman.
I think people believe she could breathe underwater.
I think she swallowed so many swimmers.
I think they're like, this girl might really be able to breathe underwater.
I think you're on something.
I'm just saying, we might be underestimating Amber Heard.
We haven't even heard her side yet.
We need to save her.
Yeah.
Son, she's about to save herself, Mark.
We haven't heard her side.
She's about to come with the craziness.
She's going to be talking on Mike.
We're going to get to watch it.
Seductive as fuck.
You know, Johnny Depp with his whole little, oh, I'm cool, I'm mysterious, I'm whatever.
Wait till the motherfucking throat assassin.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait till the throat assassin comes out there and starts talking at you.
The judge will be up there like, Amber.
So what is your defense?
Say what?
What's your defense, Amber?
My defense.
No, hire her.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, my bad.
I was just getting so horny.
I started talking shit.
I was talking about it.
Real talk.
Switch it up.
Son said, I think she's going to have that little mic.
You know, they got that little Bob Barker mic.
Oh.
I think she's going to have that resting between the tits.
Okay.
And I think she's going to be like, oh, is this where this goes?
And I think that.
She spits on it one time?
Yeah, like that.
Yo, she got to go crazy.
She's fighting for her life right now.
Spit on it one time, rub it between the tits, maybe squeeze it.
And just she, all she got to do is say that, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did all that.
And what?
Say that.
Go up there and say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever he said, I did it.
And he stays.
Like that.
Last of the Mohicans, bro.
That's what she got to do.
This is the last of the Mohicans right here.
This right here.
If it's live, can we donate and ask our own questions?
Son, I want them to stream this shit.
Let's do that.
Bro.
Dude, I'm hungry.
I'm a happily married man.
Yeah.
I'm a happily married man.
I'm not going to be a Johnny Depp and throw it all away.
Well, right now, you're a pirate, though.
Yeah.
Right now, I'm a pirate.
She got some swaps.
She got you seasick out here.
She do have me seasick.
I'm a little dizzy.
I'm a little bit fucking dizzy.
What?
What?
What happens to Johnny, though?
You say that?
You think this is bad for his?
Who gives a fuck?
Yeah, word.
Who gives a fuck when they cruise her, bro?
When they call her head hurricane, son?
Shit.
Son.
Real talk.
Real talk.
Who gives a fuck?
Yo, Johnny had a nice run.
You left your pirates.
Yo, let her be Jack Sparrows.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let her be Jack Sparrows.
Let her be Jack Sparrow.
Her mouth on that fucking cannon on the side of the phone.
Just catch the cannonball in her fucking teeth.
You know what I'm saying?
That is how you, that's how you start a movie.
Just wrap the mouth around it.
Huh?
Spit it down.
What's up, Black Beard?
What you gonna do now?
Black Beard?
Yo, Amber, motherfucking.
What's her last name?
Heard.
Heard.
Why?
She don't need a last.
That's Amber.
Honestly, you get an Amber alert on your phone.
I get excited now.
I'll be like, Word?
Word?
The hurricane coming?
And then you looked at your phone.
You see some ugly ass kid and like fucking.
Yeah, Amber Alert.
Two kids gone.
Johnny Depps.
That's the Amber Alert.
It's your family's done if that bitch alert.
Oh, my God.
Your family's done.
If Amber come around, your family's done.
I'm sorry.
Does she live in Laura?
That's where Amber Heard.
Say again.
Did she live in LA?
She live where the fuck she wants, money.
She live in your house if she wants.
She lives in your house, your house, my house.
Oh, God.
Doves.
She don't care.
Yeah, doves.
I didn't say house.
She lived where Dove lives at.
I'm just saying.
She dated women too.
So, like, yo, yo, yo, yo, boy.
She might steal me and then steal my girl back to back.
Bro, I'm going to go.
She's going to destroy the whole family.
Yo, remember that?
Remember that motherfucking documentary about the dude who fucked the whole family and women?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember?
Fuck the mom, fuck the dad, fuck the daughter.
Yeah.
That's her.
Reincarnate.
She'll fuck your whole family, bro.
She'll fuck your whole family.
She's a new crime documentary that no one ever talks about.
They're always like, oh, there's men coming in your house.
They're trying to kill you.
No, no, no.
Amber Heard's going to fuck your whole life.
Your whole family, suck a period out your girl.
Jesus.
She will, bro.
Sweet Todd on the beach.
She will, dude.
She's going to mop up a dog, too.
Yo, anybody.
Oh, shit.
Anybody.
Yo, when Amber comes around, your dog's lipstick is out.
When Amber comes around, the lipstick is out.
No, it's true.
You can't stop her.
She's unstoppable, bro.
She's an unstoppable force.
That's Amber motherfucking her.
Wait till she takes a stand.
Okay.
Wait, she'll teach the.
Yeah.
I can't even speak no more.
A different segment.
Throat goat of the week.
Who do you want to give it to this week?
You know who the fuck it is.
Wait, who is this?
You know who it is.
You know who it is.
Don't even ask me no fucking questions, bro.
You know who it is.
You know who it is, bro.
The one and only.
The one and motherfucking only, dude.
Come on, bro.
She's going to yawn once.
She's going to yawn once and a grown-ass kid gonna fall out of her throat, bro.
Oops.
That must have been lodged in there for a little bit.
That's what's gonna happen.
She's gonna yawn on the stand and a child gonna fall out.
Oh, I remember you.
I was sucking you up down in Arizona in Flagstaff.
I mean, she's beautiful, but she's not gonna be able to do it.
You're gonna throw it away for just for her.
Like, she is beautiful, but like, you don't know.
No, no, I'm not gonna throw it away.
She's gonna destroy it.
It's different.
It's not up to you.
You don't have a choice.
She destroys.
Okay, let's say she walks in the elevator.
You're standing there.
What happens?
Judging Without Experience00:10:01
You better hope.
Beyonce's sister, what's the fuck her name?
You better hope.
That's why Salon started beating up Jay.
Oh, really?
Yeah, Amber was coming.
She heard knocking some sense in that motherfucker.
You heard the footsteps.
That's why I said that.
The footsteps was coming, bro.
She walks.
You can hear the pussy leak.
But if it's so fire, how Elon got away?
Sega, Elon doesn't have feelings.
He's the only one that can survive.
That's why he needs Neuralink.
Exactly.
No emotional attachment.
The Neuralink's going to let him fall in love with women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
You're waving your assistant.
That's a good point.
I'm saying that's how he got out.
You got to be retarded.
Yeah, exactly.
100%.
You might have a chance, half.
I'll fight that bitch off.
You might.
You might.
But she's going to come back chomping away, dude.
She's a.
What is that?
Miss Pac-Man.
No, no.
It's.
It's Miss Pac-Man.
Miss Pac-Man.
She's Miss Pac-Man.
That's what she is.
Like that.
She just walks around and she eats.
Damn.
That's all she does.
Suck the soul out of your body.
Suck it right out, dude.
All of them ghosts.
Motherfucker acted like Johnny Depp had a chance.
His wife should apologize to him.
Oh, my God.
Johnny Depp's wife should apologize because he was going up against a force that cannot be reckoned with.
His son will understand one day.
Say what?
His son will understand one day.
Yeah.
He's going to be like, I get it, dad.
100%.
I don't want to do it.
100%.
Drool.
Lip, dick, bathroom.
Lip, dick, bathroom.
So if you're Amber Heard's attorney, like, how do you praise this to the judge?
What I'm saying is, the bitch does double duts with her saliva ropes.
Okay.
Like this, like that.
Yeah, yeah.
And the kids jump inside.
They dance.
Yes.
And Johnny Depp's don't do that.
That's her saliva.
I'm cheating on your mom.
And then she's like, it's okay, kids.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This girl controls you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She has a hold over you.
Okay, so if the judge is like, oh, it seems like you're an abuser as your attorney, you're going to be like, nah, she's never abused any.
She's going to look at the judge back.
I'll suck your dick, stupid.
And the judge is going to be like, all right, all right.
Hearsay.
All I'm trying to say is, listen, watch.
Amber Heard getting off.
Yeah.
Amber getting off.
I think a lot of us are getting off.
That's fast.
I hope she stays away from me.
I'm happily married.
Oh, yeah.
I hope she stayed away.
We need an American day.
We needed a private jet tracker.
We got to know what city she's in.
Amber Alert, dog.
Yeah, we don't go outside.
Amber Alert.
If that bitch in your city, stay home.
Stay in your home.
Hide your kids.
Don't even go on your balcony.
If she sees you on the balcony, it's over, bro.
It's like Odysseus, bro.
She's a siren.
Fam, she is a siren.
Yeah.
Odysseus, he almost got God.
Yeah, he had to get tied down.
By what?
By his crew.
By the sound of the siren.
Oh, Amber Heard's siren.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
Oh, my God.
Come get you.
It's the Gluck Gluck.
All these other girls talking about they got the Gluck Gluck.
Have you glucked a billionaire yet?
Dumbass.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to hear you gluck, glucking motherfuckers and making, you know, minimum wage.
A millionaire gluck.
Get out of here.
Yo.
Minor leagues.
All right.
Respect Amber Heard then.
So we got free Amber then.
Yo, free Amber, but free Johnny, too.
It sucks.
Both.
Free Amber and Johnny's movies.
Yo, I think Johnny should be able to act again.
Yeah.
Real talk.
Because, like, how are you going to judge him if you ain't got your dick sucked by her yet?
It's mad people like listening to her story.
It's like sometimes she'll suck your dick.
Yep.
And I mean this because I've heard this from people.
She'll suck your dick and you start going like, I don't even need that piece of my finger, fam.
Really?
She does that, bro.
Wow.
She does that.
She does that, bro.
So it's like you're judging his behavior when you don't know what he's been through.
Oh, yeah.
Monday morning quarterback.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're not in the game.
Thank you.
Not in the arena.
Yeah.
The man in the arena, bro.
All these critics talk.
What did Teddy Roosevelt say?
Yeah.
He said, don't judge a man until you got your dick sucked by the girl that fucked his life over.
That's a word.
Exactly.
You didn't know that?
I didn't know that code.
Yo, sometimes, sometimes she don't even let you nut.
Wait, really?
You come and she blows it back in.
Hearsay, hearsay.
Is that hearsay?
That is hearsay.
That's rumors out there, bro.
I don't believe it, though.
You can't allege that against someone else.
Bro, I'm telling you, this is a bad girl.
That's a good allegation.
There's no such thing as a good allegation, okay?
It's just alleged.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm trying to protect you.
Please protect me.
What if she files a defamation suit and says, oh, he said my head game was too crazy when now I can't live up to it?
Dove?
What do we do in that case?
I think she got to prove you wrong.
Is it defamation if you say somebody's too good at it?
Yeah.
I think we got to get proven wrong.
That might just be famation.
I don't know.
Jackson is.
Jews are the only ones that get angry at compliments.
They own all the banks, but how dare you?
How dare you say we're so successful?
All Jews are rich.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're idiots.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Okay.
I haven't heard him pass.
I don't speak this well of a blonde ever.
Say that.
You think she's blonde, bro?
That girl is not blonde, bro.
No.
Say what?
She kind of looks blonde to me.
She's an angel.
Go look at her.
Go look at her.
That girl's Aquaman.
Literally.
Throat.
She's a demagogorg, bro.
She's a demagogue.
That's all it is.
She just pulls up to the school, opens up her whole face, and then swallows you up.
Yup.
What's the next topic?
Okay, someone else does a force nature that dominates everyone.
Talk to us.
Michael Tyson.
Oh, my God.
Akash.
The goat.
Akash?
Akash.
Yeah.
You're a shit talker.
I'm a shit talker.
You're a shit talker.
I'm a shit talker.
You're a shit talker to people that are bigger than you, oftentimes.
Yeah.
Mike Tyson.
I was going through this man's mind.
No, this guy was drunk.
That's the thing.
He's drunk as fuck, acting up on a plane.
Apparently, he threw a water bottle at Mike Tyson after he asked him to chill.
You need to get your ass beat.
You need to learn a lesson.
There's a line as a little guy who talks shit.
There's always a line where I'm like, I can't cross this line because I could get my ass beat.
You got to toy with the line.
You can't touch somebody bigger than you.
You can't say anything too, too crazy.
You got to fuck around a little bit, but know your limit.
This guy didn't know his limits.
He don't know his limits with drinking.
He don't know his limits with shit talk.
Yeah, it's got to be good natured, and you got to walk to the line, then walk it back and make it clear.
I know what time it is.
Mike Tyson let this guy off easy.
Yo, fam, I was watching the video astonished.
Before he fucked him up a little bit, I was like, how is it taking all that?
It's an insane video.
For anyone that hasn't seen it, do you want to play real quick?
Yeah, run the video real quick.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
And the best part of the video.
This is Amber Hurts head.
What?
Yes.
No, no, no.
Those videos we watch alone.
This is what it feels like, though.
He'll be here around boy Tyson.
Oh, get out of here, bro.
Mike Tyson turned against his troops.
He don't know how to act.
Where the flight attendants are at, yo?
Remember when the motherfucking mask was below my nose and they were there at a heartbeat telling where they at?
Yo, where they at?
No.
No, you're right.
Nobody wants to talk.
Nobody wants to talk to a drunk guy.
He came on drunk.
So everybody's like, oh, just let Mike Tyson deal with him.
He did.
He did.
I'm just saying, like, yo, flight attendants, you got to keep some order.
Face at the end.
This dumbass duck lips.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, he got up.
He's lucky he didn't get killed.
Real talk.
If Tyson was like, yo, let me come back to your role, he'd have killed him.
Think the restraint he has: if somebody pulled a gun at a comedy show where he was, and he was like, Hey, man, let's just hug.
And this guy is talking.
And he was like, I got to beat the shit out of this.
I'll be honest, though, I blame the cameraman.
Go.
That's his fault.
He was gassing up.
He was gassing up like crazy.
He's like, yo, this guy's crazy.
He's talking shit to Mike Tyson, knowing full well Mike Tyson's about to beat the shit out.
Yo, real talk.
That was his friend, though.
He wanted his friend.
You think that was his guy?
That was not his friend.
That was not his friend.
I think he knew him.
He was like a whole role.
A random dude, bro.
He might have got upgraded.
They ain't.
Oh, yeah.
That guy's seat, bro.
You get what you get.
Whatever that guy got, that guy gets one punch from Mike Tyson.
He does what he deserves.
Oh, the cameraman, for sure.
He should get at least one hit.
Not a hard one, but like in the chest, maybe.
Bro, he was.
I'm going to gas you up to be stupid.
Hey, it's on you for being screwed, bro.
I'll be gassing up.
Cameraman is a black dude.
I don't know.
How can I say what he was?
That's my suspicion.
And this white dude's like, oh, this black guy thinks I'm doing this shit.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You know, when like a little kid, you can get a little kid to do anything if you say it's a race?
Yeah.
He's like, all right, go get all your clothes and see if you can put them in a drawer within 30 seconds.
Like that, that black dude was gassing.
That guy sees a race.
The white knows.
He said, that's it.
It's my time.
I'm cool.
He was like, he was going, oh, wow, I'm cool.
This guy thinks I'm cool.
So he was leaned into it.
He kind of looks like he's a little like, you know, this is like a country boy.
He's a little farmhouse.
You know what I mean?
So he's not been around black people that much.
Oh, I thought he was a zip-zip.
Oh, I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
That motherfucker was white, bro.
Yeah, there's a country.
He's a country mouse.
And he's just out there.
Never been around a lot of black people.
One black dude hypes him up.
He's like, oh, this is like the movies.
Let's go.
I think we need more of this on planes, though.
What do you mean?
He's trying to impress one black dude by annoying another.
Like, and the other one is Mike Tyson.
He's like killing himself.
Mike Tyson's not black anymore.
He's Mike Tyson.
He transcends race.
So there's only one black guy you see in front of you, and that's the only one you've ever seen your whole life.
And that guy's like, yo, fuck with Mike Tyson.
He's like, hi.
Also, beautiful moment to not be afraid of him, to not judge him.
Yeah, exactly.
To assume that he would be like fun and sweet and like adorable.
And also, he looks like a bird, and Mike Tyson loves pigeons.
So I think that's a good point.
Maybe he won't be mad at me.
And maybe he'll kiss me on the lip.
And the craziest part, nobody caught Mike Tyson gave the dude mushrooms.
How fuck you gave mushrooms on his flight?
No, he didn't give him mushrooms.
That's what he did.
He's like, no, he gave him some mushrooms to chill out.
Yeah, I heard that this time.
I didn't hear it before.
So he gave him mushrooms.
Oh, that's on Mike Tyson then.
If you're giving a guy drugs and he got some drug shit to you, don't kick in that quick.
No, no, no.
He gave some drugs to mellow out.
Yeah.
Because the guy came on drunk.
I'm telling you, we need a Mike Tyson on every flight to take care of drunk.
Oh, there is the air marshal.
No, not an air marshal.
We need to air Michael.
Alpha Brain Benefits Explained00:02:47
That's what we need.
I'm going to fuck you up if you keep talking shit.
That's a good point.
Not about terrorist threats, just being fucking annoying.
Because this affects me more than terrorism.
What about kids?
That's on the parents.
If a kid is kicking the back of my seat over and over, parents not saying anything, fuck up.
Parents.
People can't get his ass beat.
Parent could get his ass beat.
What about a crying baby?
Crying baby's a crying baby, dog.
You can't control that.
Why are you traveling with the baby?
Or at least give out a snack pack to snack the parent for a bag.
Snack pack to everyone.
That's a good solution.
I like snacks.
I like that.
You ever been sitting there and someone's like, hey, I got a kid on this flight, but just, you know, here's a little, some Skittles.
And they give it to you?
Yeah.
They give it to everybody else on the flight.
Just as an inconvenience, bro.
They're like, yo, I got a kid here.
I don't want to be inconveniencing anyone.
So like, taking some candy from strangers, bro.
That's the first rule.
On a Jet Blue flight is awesome.
You know, he was homeschooled.
They don't teach him buddy.
None of the rules that you're supposed to do when you leave the house.
I didn't meet a lot of people growing up.
If a black guy told me to do anything, I would do it.
Exactly.
How would this happen?
Now, but for real, though, why do people need to travel with young children?
Because you don't want to leave your young children?
Yeah.
Where do you need to go?
Just ask Akash, bro.
He traveled across into a different country with his dog.
Yeah, I went with my dog.
Wait, what?
Driving.
Yeah, we drove to Toronto, brought the dog.
And he didn't fly back because he had the dog.
Drove back with the dog.
Drove overnight.
Well, everybody drove budney.
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Daycare and Babysitting Struggles00:03:30
So yeah, I gosh, how come people travel with their small traveling with a dog way better than traveling with a baby?
No crying, no barking.
Motherfucker just sleeps on your lap chilling.
Why didn't you just give it to the daycare?
I'm going to want to leave him at the daycare for three days.
Or give it to.
Our daycare.
Why people don't love dogs the most anymore.
We lose that.
Our daycare just puts him in like a kennel all night.
So it'll be like, I didn't want to leave him to fuck.
That's what they like.
Nah.
Where did you leave him?
Nah, they're created treat creatures or some shit.
They like that shit, bro.
Come on, man.
Sounds like Amber Hurd, right?
Johnny liked it, bro.
Johnny enjoyed it.
That's what his parents did to him.
Just lock him in the room.
He's like, yeah, they like that.
Just kill him.
No, but for real, you took your dog?
Yeah, it was great.
Don't do this.
Yeah, no shit.
Why are you doing this?
Taking the dog.
You call out bullshit all the time.
It was not great.
It's annoying to travel with your dog in a car.
It's annoying getting him together and all that shit, but just having him in the van is great.
He's just sitting in your lap.
And then pulling over every three hours so they could pee and poo?
No, we only pulled over when we pulled over and then he would go to the bathroom.
But like if we're switching drivers or getting gas.
If you had the option to fly with your dog, would you have chose flying?
Yeah, we could fly with our dog.
No, I'm saying.
So would you have done flying instead of that 12-hour drive?
But we also had so many flights canceled in the row.
I was like, I don't want to do that.
Would you have picked flying over driving?
If you really going to do this, you want to die on the soil?
Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
Let me understand his question because I can't.
You know the question.
Friday morning.
Why didn't we fly?
Why'd you drive 12 hours to Toronto for a stupid fucking dog?
No, well, we either fly Friday morning or drive Thursday night.
I damn near almost broke up with my girlfriend driving to Florida with a fucking two dogs, bro.
Are you kidding?
That shit was crazy.
She almost broke up with me three times.
We had a great trip.
I was drugging my dog.
We had a little dog.
Robotusing or some shit, bro.
You had a grown-ass dog.
Your dog almost ate my dog multiple times.
It's funny.
All I'm trying to say, yo, yo, what if you don't have somebody who could babysit your dog ever?
Not this weekend.
We will if somebody could babysit, we'll do that.
But if somebody could have babysitted, you would have done that.
That's all I need to do.
You can sell your dog.
I could have babysit your dog.
Yeah.
Bro, we didn't think to ask you, dog.
You don't even have a place to live.
Yeah, that's true.
Then he has a place to live.
Exactly.
He's the best house.
I know he wants to help you, bro.
You got to stay at our house.
Yeah, you wouldn't let him just crash in your place for a little dirty white people.
Not without us, yo.
Three days, why not?
Not without us.
You want to let him sleep there with you.
Your dog's there.
Your dog's there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
You miss our hospitality and you got to bring people in and shit.
Yeah.
How can I give him hospitality if I'm not there?
By making it a hospitable place for him.
Yeah.
Leave a town.
No, no, no.
You got to be there.
He's not house sitting.
I need guests.
I like that.
Let me bring you breakfast.
You know what I mean?
Make a little latte.
Nobody wants you at the crib, son.
I'm the only one actively trying to get Miles the crib.
You got a spare room, don't you?
No, I have a hard time.
I have an apartment.
You don't need me.
Dude, that's an office, Sam.
You know what I'm saying?
That is an office.
He slept in this office before, so he can sleep in that one too, motherfucker.
You really.
No, my place on, I don't want to say where it is, but my place, my old place.
I'm trying to get him to rent it.
I know that.
Also, you got a three-penny.
I know that too.
He's got the most expensive one-bedroom ever right now.
Fart Smells and Office Life00:10:25
Yeah.
No, he literally told us the last part.
He's like, yeah, I didn't make it too nice because I don't want motherfucking staying.
No, I didn't say that.
That shit looks mad nice.
I just didn't want it too comfy.
That's definitely.
Don't be comfortable in my spot because you're going to end up staying forever.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like you, you know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Motherfucker.
Miles, I'm actually trying to help you out.
I'm like these sons of bitches.
No, I appreciate it.
Miles, you want to help him out by helping him pay off his apartment?
Yeah.
I got it.
I'm trying to get her kicked out.
Is that legal?
What?
Is that legal?
Sorry.
Damn.
Son, I'm a good man, bro.
Yeah.
You're a good man.
I'm a good man, dude.
You would never have harassed Mike Tyson.
You would never harass Mike Tyson ever.
Fuck no.
Has anyone ever bugged you on the plane?
Yeah.
Flight attendants?
Yeah.
No, that zip-zip dude.
Oh, yeah.
He was the picking and flipping.
No, no, he wasn't zip-zip.
He was Akash.
Oh, he was really?
He had a skateboard.
Hey, I love this guy even more than I thought possible.
Yeah, yeah.
He did.
He did the picking and fleeces.
That peeking and fleeing.
He got you, bro.
I was like, that kicking out.
I tell you something.
The only way it's funny, I'm not going to say it, but you just have to imagine it with the word that I can't say.
Obviously, it's the N-word.
Okay.
But so last night we're going to see Dumbledore, right?
That gay nigga?
Say what?
I'm trying to fly.
Why do you want to flip it?
Yeah, so we're going to see Dumbledore, right?
And we're at the movie theater.
The shit where the seats kind of go down a little bit.
I'm getting comfy.
I'm letting farts go crazy, right?
Like, so it's me, my wife next to me, and on this side, it's a dude and his girl, right?
So the dude's next to me, right?
I was letting farts go like crazy, right?
It's the movie two hours.
I'll probably fart an hour 45 minutes.
Bare minimum, I'll fart an hour 45 minutes, right?
Wait, if you can control it not smelling, why don't you just not smell it?
No, because I was, it was what it was.
I was letting her.
You're comfortable in the movie.
Yeah, like, come on, like, listen to the music, right?
You should be distracted.
Like, stop smelling my farts and shit.
So I let one go and I started to add a little volume to him.
It wasn't even too loud, but I let one go, right?
The dude didn't say nothing the whole fucking movie.
I let one go and this shit was wild and smelling crazy.
And all of a sudden, I just hear from next to me, the dude just goes, no, the dude just goes.
Get your finger on the channel.
I won't say it.
I'm going to say something else.
But the dude just goes, come on, Jigga.
He was tired.
He was like pleading with me.
He was like, come on, Julie.
You know what I'm saying?
He was just begging you to stop.
Bro, he was.
I had put him through torture, bro.
You're putting him and his girl through and his girl.
So now he's looking soft in front of his girl because he can't say shit.
Yeah.
What was he going to say?
Stop farting?
Yes.
I didn't say it wasn't me.
Fuck you.
I said it's your girl.
Tell your girl, stop farting.
Your girl farts a lot in the movies, feeding all that popcorn.
Farts going to come out, why your girl blame it on me, fat butt slut?
She got a fat butt.
Nah, nah.
I wouldn't know that like that.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
I'll never go in the movie with you, bro.
Nah, you can't do it.
All right, what else we got, man?
All right.
Well, do you want to talk about the weekend?
Arkash sold out mask.
That shows Arkash.
That he had to drive to.
Yo, thank you, Toronto.
I never got in love like that.
Any of the cities I've been to was so fucking cool to perform.
My first theater shows all sold out.
And the first show, it was a real crazy because as soon as I walked out, this is the first time people stood up as soon as I walked out, like the whole first few rows.
Oh, that's cool.
And you feel this pressure, like, oh, fuck.
Now I got to deliver something that he wants to stand up for at the end again.
Yeah.
Otherwise, I'm going to look like an asshole.
And then at the end of that show, everybody stood up and it was such a fucking fire feeling.
Thank you guys, man.
So much love.
I celebrated.
I got a little bit high.
Oh, really?
That was a great time on what?
The Cushy Delta 8 Joy.
Son, I had never been high before.
I take a couple hits and I'm like, this ain't shit.
I don't feel anything.
Then all of a sudden, my lips go numb.
And I'm like, I think I'm high.
But everybody's like eating and talking and they're all talking at normal pace.
And I'm like, I want to participate in what's happening right now, but I can't keep up mentally.
And there's food in front of me.
So, I'm gonna just focus on this fucking food.
And I'm just eating while everybody's talking to me for like 40 minutes.
And then it was a perfect high because it wore off later.
But now I can finally say, I've been a little bit high.
Oh, shit.
I thought it was about to be a pothead.
I thought you did a who's wax though.
Oh, no, that was just, I was just sick.
The who's wax was way too strong.
I just felt sick for three days.
Yeah, yeah.
This one was like, I was actually a little bit high with the joint.
Joe Rogan told me that on the podcast.
He was like, Don't do edibles.
Yeah.
So I didn't do it.
Edibles would get you, bro.
Even I didn't think CBD would be bad, but CBD fucked me.
But this was like, I was high for like 30 minutes.
It was perfect.
I was in and out.
I just ate food.
I was just super focused on it.
And everybody's talking around me.
And I just kept looking at him like, damn.
Y'all still going.
That's how good that drive was that he had to get high for the first time.
Schultz did drive.
Yeah.
Schultz drugged his dog.
I guess drugged himself.
Yeah, he had to.
He had to get my head by, you know?
It's what it is.
Now, which of the four shows was your favorite?
Second show, Friday, was my favorite.
First show is the first show, so you're still a little bit like whatever.
Last show was the most crowd work.
I had the most fun, but the second show, I just felt like the most in my bag where, like, I have complete control over.
All of them went well, thank God.
But that one out, you know, when you feel like you're just like as firing as fast as you possibly can.
Second show, Friday night, I was like, I'm here.
Let's go.
Let's lock in.
And this is my first time bringing my wife on the road.
So I was also a little bit like, you got to worry about somebody else.
And I'm doing jokes that she hasn't heard.
And I won't soften.
I'm not going to switch the joke up because my wife is there.
But it's also like, I'm talking shit.
Heard that, Mark.
Yeah, that's dumb.
That's stupid as hell.
I heard that, Mark.
I wasn't your wife.
It was because your mom was there, right?
Yeah, the whole fam.
Mom is a mom.
I crushed it.
My mom is there.
Yeah.
Well, I did that once at a less big show.
If I'm at a big show, if I'm at Radio City and my mom is coming, hey, we're talking about everything.
Yeah, that's what it's going to do.
Hell yeah.
So, but it was just so fucking fire.
Kits could handle some jokes.
I love it, man.
I love how much you love my mom, dude.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Dude, that's fire, though, Arcash.
I'm proud of you, man.
Thank you, man.
Ms. Cameron, I know you're probably watching, so you're titching.
She knows.
Mom, you know.
You know what time it is?
Yeah.
I mean, I drove back from Atlantic City after the show.
We did.
Good idea or bad idea?
Worst idea ever, bro.
Should have had a little dog with you.
Two-hour drive, I was asleep for an hour and a half of it at least.
No, it was just you alone?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it was me and Derek.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I thought Derek came back.
I drove like 30 minutes.
I was like, yo, Derek, I might need to have you drive a little bit.
He just looks at me.
He's like, fuck, man.
And then didn't drive at all.
He was like, damn, nigga.
He's like, bro, I got it.
Come on.
I didn't fart.
He was like, yo, yo.
The fact that he said, come on, not damn, made it so much funnier.
Because he was pleased.
Yeah, he was thinking about that shit for at least 40 minutes before he said, oh, yeah.
He didn't want to be the one black dude talking to a movie theater.
So he's like, God damn.
He let so many slide.
I got to push this down.
Think of how many he let slide before it finally came out.
He's like a helpless.
Yo, I just died laughing when he said it, bro.
He said it, and I fucking sucked.
How are you doing?
That's a sad part of the movie.
It was.
It was a sad part of the movie.
He said, come on.
I just went in the middle of the sad part of the day.
He was driving a double door, yo.
You ruined that movie for him, bro.
I did.
I made it like 4D or whatever.
And then we drove to Atlantic City from Atlantic City back to New York within five minutes of getting this two-hour Uber.
He just starts letting them rip.
What did you eat?
Say what?
What did you eat?
I hate when you eat healthy.
I hate when you hit.
I ate neuters.
Yeah, when you eat healthy, it ruins everything.
No, I ate neuters.
Neuters are unhealthy.
I guess.
And that's what fucked you.
We had neuters at the place.
Do you remember?
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, we did have Chinese food.
Yeah.
That's what be honest.
Did you stop after he said, please come on, stop for my life?
Stop.
Nope.
He does something to like makes him like him and just kept on going.
How many more?
Be honest.
I know you knew how many.
Three.
No, I farted one more time.
At the movie.
Yeah.
Wow.
Come on.
If that guy beat the shit out of you, though, I'd be like, Yeah, it'd be another Mike Tyson situation.
Yeah, you deserve that.
I don't deserve that.
To be honest, if someone socked you one time because you farted on them, I didn't fart on him.
You did, though.
Nah, nah.
Nah, if you're smelling, you could have got beat particles in your throat.
I could have got beat up.
Nah, y'all are crazy.
That is true.
If you taste the fart, there's shit particles on your nose.
Is that true?
How else are you smelling it?
What are you smelling?
Gas said it backwards.
This gas?
Yeah, where'd the gas come from?
It came out of your whole asshole in Colonel.
So when I smell strawberry, there's strawberries in my nose?
Technically, yes, a little.
No.
Uh-huh.
No.
So if I take mad deep breaths, I can get full.
Yes.
If you breathe enough.
Your long ass.
That's one of those monks that don't eat food, bro.
You've heard of those monks?
They just eat air all the time.
I don't believe them.
It's very aromatic air.
I don't believe that.
It is true.
Nah.
For this argument, it is.
Those monks is talking crazy shit.
Right?
Most of them are silent, but they do.
They don't talk at all.
So if they're silent, then how do we know that they could do all those things?
Because they don't be eating.
They be watching them.
They don't eat.
There's just one liar, and the rest of them got to stay silent.
They're just looking like this lying motherfucker right here.
Yeah, I don't buy that monk shit.
Yeah, but when you smell, when you smell a fart, you're smelling someone's shit.
And that, to me, that's fighting.
That's like scuffing my sneakers.
My shit, my shit smells so much different than my fart, bro.
My farts smell one way.
My shit smells the other way, bro.
And what are your farts?
What is your, yeah, what's the difference?
My farts smell how I want them to smell.
And your shit?
My shit smells like my shit.
That's why that guy should have really fought you because you could have had them smell good and you didn't.
Yeah, but I was enjoying the movie.
When I enjoy the movie, my whole body's relaxed.
You did that to your wife and this couple next to you, though.
Listen, till death do us part.
She might be dying.
What's going on in your thigh right now?
That is true.
Rotting from the inside.
She's probably so used to it at this point.
Cancer Stories and Chemo Talk00:08:47
Oh, yeah.
She used to.
I just let them shit rip.
I don't even turn the other side of the bed no more, bro.
I used to face my cheeks to the outside of the bed.
You don't try to make it just go, I used to pull my cheeks open.
Yeah, so you just be vibrating on a leg, bro.
Yeah.
Nah, I won't do her body part.
Okay.
That would be wild.
That's too crazy.
That's too.
Sometimes I'll be like, oh, up, up, up, up.
Okay.
But it's so bad.
You got to apologize.
Yeah, come on.
He's like, hey, we married.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Yo, my bad.
Okay, what else we got?
Yo, they're trying to get Madison Cawthorne out of here, okay?
Come on.
Rep from North Carolina.
What do you do?
A handsome ass kid in wheels.
Also, kind of a crazy person.
But he is seen in these photos wearing lingerie.
He's copying everything I do, yo.
I've been wearing lingerie way before him, bro.
When you do that when I was Leah Thomas on the podcast, remember when I was that little sword?
So apparently, he did this like a few years ago before he ever ran for Congress?
Before he ever did any of that shit.
I mean, this guy looks too comfortable in this clothes.
Like, he's selling it.
Look at the picture on the left.
This motherfucker is voguing.
This is not new to him.
Yeah.
Nah, he's probably gay.
Don't you think?
Yeah, yeah.
He's probably a dumbledore.
He's dumbledore.
You think he's a dumbledore?
Yeah, he's a dumbledore.
He might be a dumbledore.
He's a little wizard.
You think his dick work?
Yeah.
100%.
All mental.
But yeah.
Dick heart is all mental.
Yeah, but it still won't move.
Yeah.
You're paralyzed from the neck down.
That means you could just get hard.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Swear to God, Stephen Hawking got a girl pregnant after.
Yeah, he said this.
Well, it might have just been Amber Heard and she just sucked it out of his dick.
She might have.
Amber Heard could get him hard, guarantee.
Amber Heard make his legs hard.
Amber Heard.
Amber Heard.
If Amber sucked his dick, his legs are just like dick.
The whole body.
100%.
You might walk out of there.
He might.
So he posted a tweet that said, I guess the left thinks goofy vacation photos during a game on a cruise taken way before I ran for Congress is going to somehow hurt me.
They're running out of things to throw at me.
Share your most embarrassing things.
I don't think they're running out of things, buddy.
I think it's a pretty big thing.
I don't think they're grasping at straws.
Yo, what is he?
He's a congressman.
How easy is that shit?
A rep?
I don't know the difference, really.
Damn, like, should we just do it for fun?
Yes.
Should we just run for Congress for fun to show how fucking stupid it is?
Yes.
I'm telling you, just do it.
Can we run as a group?
No.
Oh, like the Jackson 5 kind of thing?
Yeah.
Like, we're a collective.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be kind of fun.
Yeah.
We'll do that when you run for president.
No, no, no.
But like, it's ridiculous.
If a guy like that can win, it must be easy to get a congressional seat.
Like an AOC?
Like, that's not hard.
I think he's like Republican AOC.
Yeah.
I think he was 25 when he won.
He was like the youngest.
Same politics shit too easy.
Sam Sam, right?
How much you make?
We just have to lose money to do it.
That's the tricky thing.
No, but you're going to stop podcasting.
Oh, I just keep doing everything I'm doing.
You know all the secrets.
Zoom in.
Talking about all the Illuminati meetings and everything.
Didn't he say there was like a bunch of orgies with politicians and just like maybe he was just snitching?
He's a snitch.
I don't fuck with him.
I'm a motherfucker a snitch.
Let them have fun.
Look how he partying before he even in Congress.
He don't look like he's having that much fun, though.
No, you look like he's having all the fun.
I think that kid's a loser, bro.
He tweeted.
He tweeted a fucking loser.
He tweeted earlier in the week.
There is one guy.
He's a handsome.
No, I ain't going to front.
He's a piece, bro.
He's a pretty little paralyzed.
From the neck up, he's handsome.
From the neck up.
From the waist up.
Yeah, but I don't ever see anybody and be like, yo, he's handsome from the waist.
I mean, you can't.
His legs ain't handsome.
Say again.
His legs probably ain't handsome.
Oh, that's true.
But do you describe legs as handsome?
Not his.
What do you think his look like?
Oh, God.
That's a good answer.
He went to outer space for a really long time.
I think so.
I'm just saying.
Madison Cawthorne.
Yeah, he be tweeting that goofy shit.
He tweeted like right before this, before this came out, there are one God and two genders.
And it's like, okay, yeah.
I think you think there's one God and he made you the wrong gender.
I think that's true.
That shit kills me.
Yo, this is a wild thing.
A bunch of people sent me this.
A baby is born with two penises and the larger one is chopped off by the doctor.
I got to know more about that larger dick, bro.
Apparently, you couldn't pee out of it.
That's why they cut it off.
But why cut off either?
That's my question.
Why don't you just leave two penises?
Yeah, let me have two.
This guy could have been the first OnlyFans billionaire.
Yep.
It's like if Messi's mom cut off his foot.
Why would you do that?
This guy got a gift.
Let him rock.
He got two of them.
Let him keep both penises.
Yeah.
I think you should be able to keep both penises.
I bet he had to say, you're not.
I don't want you cutting off one of my dicks.
Yeah.
Apparently, they both could get hard.
Like to an extent.
One was a little more difficult to get hard, and then the other one.
It's a baby, bro.
Why are you talking about this?
That's what they're saying, bro.
This nigga's son, bro.
How they ran that test?
What fucking crickets?
They both had a spongy tissue.
Well, let's see if both of them get hard.
They both had the spongy tissue, bro.
Say what?
They had the spongy tissue.
Well, say that, son.
Don't be like the baby dicks be getting all the time.
Maybe an Avram Heard movie was on the baby was born.
One is really hard.
The other one is semi-hard.
You know how hard they work.
He's talking about making an OnlyFans for the kid.
That's mad weird.
Yeah, but we used an adult, not even a child.
That's what we were all thinking.
You talk about those little baby diggers.
I wasn't thinking about a baby dick.
Why are you thinking about a baby dick the whole thing?
Because you described it.
What do you think about a baby dick?
You described it.
Talking about spongy material.
Not baby dicks that get hard.
Yeah, also the urethra was too small to pee out of.
Say what?
Yeah, it was like too narrow to pee out of shit.
Out of the big dick.
I mean, you could open up a urethra.
That's my point.
I was like, cut off the small one, and then I bet you it'll eventually just go through the big one and be fine.
Don't cut, well, add it to the end of the big one.
Yeah, just double it up.
Yeah, don't fucking cut it off and put it somewhere else.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Just keep it.
Give me the super dick.
Yep.
Hells yeah.
Now that's crazy.
Like a sprinkler, and you just have both of them shit going.
Yo, real talk, bofa.
That's fine.
Bofa.
And they were saying that, oh, they were going to try to keep the big one in the first place, but then because of all these issues, and they were like, oh, fuck.
That doctor was hit.
I know, man.
That doctor should be sued for malpractice.
That mom should lose the kid.
Yo.
I cut off one of your sons to do that.
Don't double down.
Respect.
No, I like that.
I like that.
I think you got to be strong.
I got three sperm on the side of his head.
I just realized that shit is a wild-looking hole.
I don't know what that hat is.
Cat Williams over here.
Wild.
I mean, this is another story that while I was researching this one, I did a lot of research.
Hold on, hold on.
I did a lot of research.
Hold on one second.
What?
He went down that baby dick.
He would have done a baby dick rabbit hole.
The interesting part is not the baby dicks, the fact there's two dicks.
Why are you guys making it about baby dicks?
I mean, every third Indian got 14 different fucking pussies or some shit like that.
Seven hands.
So this dude goes in for a surgery on, like, hold on.
Let me pull it up right here.
Okay.
So he's going in for a surgery, right?
And oh, he's going in for a circumcision at the age of like 35.
Don't threaten me.
This is a threat.
That feels like a threat.
Oh my God.
Okay, that's going to sound horrible.
Sorry, go.
All right.
So he goes in for a circumcision.
He signs a thing right before, and he's like, the doctor, the surgeon, has the right to perform surgeries deemed necessary.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So he goes in, the doctor's performing circumcision.
While he's down there, he's like, oh man, this dick is super weird.
I bet you it's full of cancer.
Looks a little closer.
Dick is full of cancer.
What does he do?
While he's underneath anesthetic, he cuts off the guy's dick.
Oh, wow.
This happened in 2008.
There's a real thing that happened to a real dude.
The guy wakes up.
He's like, where's my dick?
Wow.
Where did my ding go?
And then he wakes up.
He doesn't have a dentist.
He's too old to transition.
If you did it when he was like eight or nine or whatever, the transition he would look normal.
Bro, he was 64.
Which, first off, how are you getting your circumcised at 64, right?
Ah, 64.
He ain't using that thing.
He knew he had cancer in his dick, bro.
That's what he said.
He says that he goes in there, doctor cuts off his dick, wakes up, and goes, Yo, why the fuck did you cut off my dick?
And he was like, Oh, well, you had cancer and you signed the thing.
They go to court, jury sides with the doctor.
Of course.
And says, Yeah.
He knew he had cancer in his dick.
He was trying to get a lick, guarantee.
Gotta get a little dickless.
No, not even like that, but like he was just trying to get a lawsuit going and then get breaded 100%.
Now that's crazy.
Yes.
But what do you do if you wake up and dickless?
No, that's fucked up.
Fully dickless.
That's fucked up now.
No dick, bro.
Yeah, go like do chemo first or something.
Was he single 64 or married?
Because if he's married, he don't need his dick anyway.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, that dick is done.
Yeah.
He's had his fun.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we got to get them dang a langu strong and hard.
Okay.
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If you got that thang down there, where both of them thangs down there, you got that prong, you got that prong pee-pee, you can get them both hard.
Bow.
Parallel lines, okay?
Especially if you got that blue chew.
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And these aren't going down when you got the blue chew.
Not at all.
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Let's get back to the show.
Guys, Infamous Tour has two more shows left.
Vancouver, Canada, May 6th.
Those are the last two shows.
Come there if you want to catch the infamous tour.
Never to be done again.
I cannot even believe I'm saying this.
It's crazy.
It is.
Yeah, I mean, it's just so unbelievable.
It's my greatest achievement in comedy so far.
I'm just so proud of what we all created and everybody in this room created.
Yeah, just so wild.
So if you want to check out one of the last two shows, both the last two shows, we will be in Vancouver May 6th.
Might be a few tickets left, might not.
Go to theandrewshows.com for those tickets.
But thank you so much to everybody who came to the shows on the tour.
Akash, what you got for him?
First of all, again, Toronto, thank you so much.
Also, shouts to DJ Different Human for coming through and spinning.
It really made the whole show that much better.
So thank you guys so much.
One of the best weekends of my life.
Thank you again.
Now, this weekend, I will be in Bridgeport, Connecticut at the Stress Factory.
May 12th through 14th, I'm going to be in Tacoma, Washington at Tacoma Comedy Club.
May 19th through 21st, I'm going to be in Holland, Muskegon, and Grand Rapids, Michigan.
We added a second show on Saturday.
So come through.
And also, this just announced May 22nd.
I'm going to be in Houston for one night at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival at the Secret Group.
You can find tickets for those dates and all the other dates at akashsing.com.
Now let's get back to the show.
Yeah, that baby dick thing you said was really crazy.
What did I say?
I didn't say anything.
You were talking about when you watched the video when they got the baby dicks hard.
No, no, I never said that.
Remember you describing that?
No, I was talking about this.
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How do you know the big one isn't a shower, but not a grower?
That's a good point.
Like, you don't know which dick is actually bigger.
You know which dick is bigger.
He talks about them getting hard.
So, no, he said they could get hard.
Yeah, they could.
They got the spongy tissue.
The spongy tissue.
The spongy capability.
Yeah, exactly.
But remember when I proved that shit wrong?
What?
It wasn't the blood that makes your dick hard.
What makes your dick hard?
The spongy tissue.
Oh, yeah, yeah, spongy tissue.
Remember, because I said we got blood in our body, we don't walk around starfish.
Right?
Like, so blood isn't what makes your dick hard, it's spongy tissue.
So they had the spongy tissue in both of the dicks, but we don't know.
Both, bro.
Say what?
It's both.
That's not true.
Al was a nurse, he would know.
So the blood is going into the business.
How many dicks you made hard when you were a nurse?
Son, you seen Al back in the day?
You seen Al back in the day?
Both of them.
Did you touch a dick when you were a nurse?
No.
Oh, bro.
You didn't wash a dude or something like that?
Nope.
I got all the girls that were crushing on me to wipe all asses and all that.
I would have been a hardwood nurse.
That's why I didn't go for it.
I swear to God, I never wiped an ass.
I seen one, but I never wiped it out.
You saw one?
I saw a dick.
And then what happened?
Yeah, that's super A. Yo, yo, hey, it's crazy for him because it was an adult dick.
That's just crazy.
But he was so into the male dick, he was like, yo, I can't touch this.
I'm going to get hard, my damn self.
Yo, yo, one of these female nurses got to do it.
Yeah, that's true.
I can't handle myself around these dicks.
I bet those female nurses be sucking on them dangs.
Nah.
You know what I mean?
No, don't put that on nurses, bro.
I think they do sometimes hard.
Frontline workers, you know what I mean?
That doesn't negate what he's doing.
I know.
Yeah, work hard, play hard.
The doctors be doing that shit.
They do, probably.
Just coming in.
I'll take it from here.
Yep.
Okay, what else we got after this kid with two dicks?
I hope he's doing that.
Poor kid, man.
Yeah, I know.
Apparently, he's Jewish and they did it because they didn't want to do two circumcisions.
Catch out of here.
Yeah, they didn't want to pay for that.
They didn't want to pay for the second.
Apparently.
Don't allow it.
Take it.
And they did it with their mouths.
Anyway, God.
Is that crazy?
They really do that shit.
Yes, they do.
A moial.
But they really do it with the mouth.
Like, they used to.
No, some stop.
They did back in the day.
They used to.
They did back in the day.
They did it with their friends.
That was on Larry David, right?
Say what?
That was on the curb?
I don't know.
That's where I learned that shit.
But a moil, isn't that what it's called?
Amoy.
By the way, they do non-Jewish circumcisions all the time.
Like, people trust them more than every circumcision is Jewish, bro.
Every circumcision is Jewish.
Mine isn't.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
I've seen it.
Mine is not.
I'm not true.
I have a very Christian circumcision.
That's not true.
Proof.
Little tip.
Say what?
It's babiest amount.
No.
Baby's amount.
I would assume to be Jewish.
Say again?
Baby's amount.
I would assume.
Yeah, my shit is fully off.
My shit is fully off, dog.
For real.
They skinned it, dude.
Damn.
That's kind of fire.
Yeah.
Circumcision is inherently Jewish to me.
So I'm like, nah, nah, nah.
I have a Christian circumcision.
What makes it Christian?
Is the fact that it's all about?
The way that I did it.
I chose to have it done Christian.
And you did it.
Yeah.
And what's Christian about it?
Most things.
Nah.
Yeah, it is.
Nah, Jews said, yo, you got to cut it off.
And then you were like, all right, fine.
I will.
I'll listen to Jewish daddy.
I'm going to get my dick cut off.
Technically, circumcision is not Jewish.
What is it?
Don't say yellow.
No, it is true.
I've got it.
If you actually look at it in history books, it's not Jewish.
Really stupid.
There's no mention of that.
There's no mention?
No mention.
What about it in the Bible when Abraham gets his dick cut off?
The Bible was written at the Council of Nicaea in like fucking year 12.
Into the whole world and some shit.
Yeah, like they put that shit in afterwards.
Yeah, to make Abraham look interesting.
He just had cancer on his dick.
That was it.
Real talk.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I have a very Christian pecker.
Okay.
I have a very Christian pecker, dude.
I do.
And what makes it more Christian than Dove's pecker?
Size?
Yeah.
I got a Catholic pecker.
I was not a Catholic.
What's a Catholic circumcision?
They give you wine and the priest sucks your dick in.
Okay, what's next?
If I had to hypothetically wanted to bring it up, okay, bust it.
Would you, and you have to be dead honest.
Would you leak a dick pic right now?
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Okay.
Right now.
Hard or soft.
Dealer's choice.
Oh.
Post it on Twitter.
Yes.
Or leak Joe Rogan's phone number right now.
No, I just leaked my dick.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not going to put Joe through that.
You just put your whole hard dick on the internet?
Yeah.
I don't even think it's a big thing, though.
Yeah.
Like, just leaking your dick.
That shit is one day and then that story's done.
Yeah.
It don't even last a day nowadays.
I don't know.
I mean, Elon, free speech or what?
Like, that's what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, 100%.
100% put my dick on Twitter.
The whole thing.
Well, as much of it as possible, yeah.
Like, 100%.
But if you put it on Twitter, how long is it going to be a trending topic, though?
Mad long, right?
I would say like eight to nine inches.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
I don't know how long.
I don't think motherfuckers would even care.
Like, I don't think, I think it would be like, is that his?
Do I have to say it's mine or is it just a dick?
Face in it.
Oh, shit.
That's a little different.
That's wild.
That's a little different.
That's why now we're talking.
That's different.
Joe's number might have to go up.
Sorry, Joe.
Joe's number might have to get dropped, baby.
I give him a heads up.
Like, yo, you might want to change his number.
Okay, Mark, what else we got?
Okay, one last thing.
So basically, Netflix, their share price is down a lot.
We talked about it a little bit on Patreon, but there's apparently more developments that they're allegedly laying off employees and that there's sort of like just investor panic in general going on in Netflix.
Because it's down 70% from the high when Schultz Hayes America came up.
It's probably coincidence.
Yeah, maybe.
Probably.
Probably coincidence that literally their high was at when Schultz Hays America dropped.
But you could also say that's also what caused it to fall.
Wow.
So, I mean, there's no ways to look at it.
You know what I mean?
Whoa.
I was saying, you might want to be careful how you frame it.
You're right.
Whoa.
Not having anything to follow Schultz Saves America caused the price to fall.
Because when you look at content after you watch that, everything sucks.
So it seemed like everything else that was coming out on the platform sucked, but in reality, you're just comparing it to a masterpiece.
Picasso.
Picasso, let's go.
Trying to get ahead from a different girl after you had Amber Rose.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jama Heard.
Yo, you almost pulled that off.
I was going to say Rose, bro.
That's the only Amber.
I know.
No, I don't know.
It's changed up.
It's changed up.
There's Amber and then there's Amber Rose.
Okay.
That's the rule now.
No, no, no.
So apparently they're going to try to run ads.
There's conversations internally that they're going to do like, you know, break it up with ads, basically create YouTube 2.0.
What do you think?
Do you think it saves Netflix?
No.
I don't think so.
Go.
I think the main problem Netflix has is they don't have a show that you watch for comfort food.
Like Friends is something you'll just put on.
The Office is something you'll just put on.
Maybe not you, but tons of people will just watch The Office.
You used to say this to just fall asleep.
Friends is something you'll throw on because I just want something that's nostalgic that I remember from my childhood.
Whatever your show is, there's a bunch of those.
Hulu has a lot of them.
HBO Max has friends.
Peacock has the office.
Netflix doesn't have that.
They have like full house, but nobody does that.
They have Seinfeld for how long?
They pay for the rights to Seinfeld.
It's not like.
And that's not that many people's comfort food, bro.
Seinfeld.
Seinfeld is probably the most rewatchable sitcom in the world.
It's easily the greatest sitcom of all time.
Friends is way more re-watchable.
That's how good it is.
And I laugh while I'm fucking.
It's how good of a show it is, bro.
That's a particularly weird man.
It's not baby dicks.
Relax.
I'm good.
I'm glad you give it up to another New York legend, Al.
Oh, actually.
That's nice to see.
Anyway, real recommendations.
Anyway, so I think your point is 100% right.
And I think that you need a couple things for a successful streamer now.
Yeah.
You need comfort food, which is what they had initially.
Yeah.
But comfort food is not why people sign up.
People sign up for a hot scripted show.
Yes.
They're like, oh my God, I need to watch this.
Squid game got really popping.
That was fire.
But it should never have been.
Like, you should not, you should have so many other shows that Americans can watch that they don't even know what's going on in Korea.
The fact that you, the fact that like we've we found a Korean show means everything else on the platform sucks.
Generally, I agree with you.
I think it's a little different with Korean just because K-pop and shit is so hot and Korean culture is so hot.
And what's the fucking parasite?
So I think there's some, but yeah, the idea.
Even parasite, we're like, we shouldn't have seen it.
The idea that Americans are willing to read subtitles, they're spending, they're spending hundreds of millions of dollars on scripted shows.
Yeah, much more hundreds of millions.
They spent, I think, a million on Squid Game total.
Yeah.
That was not their investment for their next pick show.
They were like, oh, okay, here's something cheap.
Let's put it on.
Maybe it'll pop over there.
And if it gets over here, cool.
And it's a fantastic show, and that's why it won.
But I think his point is they should have a much higher hit rate.
The last scripted shows I had before Squid Game.
I remember, what was the rapist Kevin Spacey show that everybody loved at first?
House of Cards.
Everybody's like, yo, Netflix is kind of doing it.
Then there was another show, Ozark.
There was another show in between, I'm sure.
They're like, yo, stranger things.
You're like, yo, Netflix is fucking doing it.
But they have fallen off since.
They threw money at everything and very little hit.
So to the point that I was trying to make, it was that you need comfort food to sustain because you can't put a new show out every single week.
And you need that, the thing that people go to sleep to.
Some people go to sleep to Seinfeld.
Some people go to sleep to friends.
Some people just have it on in the back.
My girl does it with what's it called?
Harry Potter.
Right.
That's HBO Max.
So you're sustained.
Exactly.
In between the good shows.
And that's fine because it just reruns anyway.
Yeah.
So it's just there.
You don't have to pay.
You had to pay for significant stuff.
But you also need a scripted show that captures culture.
And Squid Game did that.
Ozark kind of did that.
It never got so big that it was just the only thing people talked about.
They gave up season two.
Yes, me too.
So it's just like, and they haven't really had that.
Their scripted department sucks.
It just does.
Like, they're not able to get the good shows.
HBO is batting a crazy batting average.
And then other shows are popping out like fucking Paramount Plus and stuff that are the conversation starters.
And Netflix is just burning cash on these shows like Witcher, where it's like, I don't know what the fuck is going on here with Superman and like beasts and shit, but like, I don't care.
I've tried to get into it.
So they're burning cash, not creating anything that's tapping into culture.
And the only thing that's really working for them is like we were talking about before, documentaries.
They're killing the documentaries.
Selling sunset is like unscripted.
Unscripted.
Unscripted.
I mean, that's probably low-key.
It's comfort food.
Comfort food.
Just throw on selling sunset, let it rock.
Throw on the housewives, let it rock.
You watched it.
Wait, why is it fire?
I'm not fired.
My wife watches it.
It's warm and colorful, but it's so phony.
Yeah, I can't do it.
It's popular.
People watch it.
Globally, it's popular.
Like, they've had a million-dollar listing that was on Bravo.
You go on Netflix and now all of them pop globally.
Is it just going to become MTV, though?
Where it just becomes unscripted, unscripted, unscripted?
Yeah.
Well, also, I'll do.
I will say this: like Game of Thrones creators, Benny Off and Weiss, they have the rights to a book called Three Bodied Problem, and they have probably full control of the series.
It's coming.
I think there's a lull to your point for Netflix, but don't count them out yet.
They have some massive things.
I'm not counting them out.
But the model needs to change.
What they need to do is they're going to make cuts globally.
No, no.
The number one thing that they need to do, and they need to do it right now, is stop binge culture.
They need to stop.
You cannot sustain.
You have a show that comes out and then everybody watches it over a weekend and then the next weekend they're like, give me something.
So you can't afford to keep friends on because you need to create shows for people to watch.
But they watch those shows so quickly that you need to make even more shows.
That's why you're putting out hot garbage because you have to maintain so many different things.
If you have, like HBO strategy, a few shows that you put years in development and get the right showrunners, get the right writers, get the right actors, and you have those shows there and they exist.
We will wait a week for the next episode to come on.
That's a fact.
We're willing to do it.
But right now, their whole model is drowning themselves.
It's immediately stop the binging.
The problem is they're not putting out good enough content where we'll wait a week.
A lot of these shows we keep watching because we get it right after the show's finished.
I don't know if a lot of those shows we're watching if we have to wait a whole week.
Oh, that Bridgerton.
Bridgerton was big.
I remember.
And that's Shonda.
Like, Shonda's one of the best to do it.
Even Narco, something like that.
Season one, I think.
Well, they're coming out with another spinoff to Grissell DeBlanco.
That could be big.
But yeah, I think stop binge culture.
And again, I think the problem with the legacy shows on the other networks, there were 22 episodes a season.
So there's so many fucking episodes to watch.
There are 200-plus episodes of The Office, of Friends, of Modern Family on Hulu, with a Netflix show.
It's six episodes a season.
So even if I'm like, oh, I can't, it's 30 episodes or whatever if it goes five years.
But also to the Netflix thing, to their model, like let's say it's six or eight episodes, right?
The reason it can't create a cultural moment is easy is because nobody's watching at the same time.
Yeah.
When we're all watching the Super Bowl at the same time, we're all reacting in real time to that stimulus.
If we're waiting every week for the show to come out on HBO, if it's an episode of Game of Thrones, whatever it is, you actually give time for everybody to get on the same cultural wavelength.
Something can trend on Twitter faster because we're all watching at the same time.
So they don't get the Twitter, Twitter trends.
They don't get Reddit popping.
They don't get anything popping because we're all watching this at our own time.
But if the show is good enough, it can still catch culture.
It can, but that's a squid buddy.
And the advantage, and that's a once-in-a-fucking blue moon.
To Andrew's point, sorry to cut you off, but the advantage of if 10 episodes come out over 10 weeks, by episode 8, if I caught it early, I've told all of my friends about it.
And when episode 9 comes on, we're all sharing episode 9.
If you just binge, I've seen the whole thing.
Hey, tell me how it is when it's done.
Yeah, we don't all talk about it every day.
Put your balls on the table, bro.
Like, if you believe in the show, then we'll, if you believe in the show, then make us wait.
Simple as that.
Put your nuts on the fucking table.
Remember when Breaking Bad, when it first came on, none of us knew about it.
But because of Netflix, we all found it.
Then by the time the last season rolled around, every Sunday, everybody knows texting each other.
We are all, none of us started watching the show.
But now that it's every week, when that fucking Sunday comes on, I'm deciding between this and football.
And nothing has ever made me decide.
Buy sports, something in sports.
They spend $8 billion a year in content thing in Disney.
Disney Plus, bro.
You guys got to stop.
Disney owns ESPN.
That's the other thing.
Got to stop sleeping on Disney Plus, bro.
It's the best streaming.
Who's sleeping on Disney?
Best streaming platform out there.
I don't even tell you.
He's not wrong, bro.
They planned from 10 years ago what they were going to do.
And then they dropped voting everywhere.
Fucking Marvel.
You got every Disney movie.
ESPN.
Jack Sparrow, ESPN, all that shit.
Lights out.
They bought Fox's studio.
Like, they own fucking it.
They plotted while Netflix was busy pouring money into everything.
I guess the idea was to build up the lead.
It didn't really work.
Disney was like, let's just wait.
Let's merge with Fox.
I'm almost Disney tried to acquire it.
Let's get Marvel.
Let's do that.
And then they just fucking came with like whatever the big shit is.
We got it.
I wonder if Disney tries to buy them on like a liquidation.
Low-key.
Turn stranger things into a ride.
Like you have all these properties you could just flip into like the parks and like add value that way.
If bail out their investors.
If they actually had properties that were valuable enough.
Yeah.
I don't even know if they do.
They got stranger things, maybe, but Netflix, the thing about Netflix is they didn't make kids shit.
Yeah.
They specifically steered away from it, which fucks them in an acquisition with Disney.
I think Coco Millon is kids.
They have a kids thing.
You just don't watch it.
But initially, the idea was like, yo, we're going to make mature content.
Maybe I'm not sure.
I think they would twofold.
That Coco Millionaires slaps crazy.
Oh, okay.
Fair enough.
So they're making kids shit.
So maybe they do that and they can do some stuff.
My understanding is that they were making more mature stuff, but I'm wrong, I guess.
All I'm saying is, yo, it's something got to give, bro.
Something got to give.
I guess we'll see.
Yeah.
Big change is coming.
Motherfucker's going to get fired.
You firing all the like the younger execs.
I don't think that I don't think that's the game changer.
Yeah.
I don't think it's done, done.
I think there's they definitely have a lot of chances to save it.
I just think in terms of competing with YouTube, if that's what we were asking earlier, that was the first question.
I don't think that's happening.
Oh, there's no question.
YouTube is inevitable.
It's not, it's inevitable.
Like, there's no competition.
The only thing that they can do is outspend because YouTube isn't going to buy content.
Right.
But in terms of like getting your content out to the most people, like if your goal is, how do I get the most people to see your shit?
Or it's you put it on YouTube.
Simple as that.
Now, everybody needs to feed their family and change their families' lives forever.
I mean, that's an awesome opportunity.
Absolutely.
So Netflix comes with a super bag and they go, hey, would you like to do that?
Yeah, hesitate at all.
But if they get to a point where they can't afford to offer the super bag and they can't provide eyeballs, that's where they're in a fucked up situation.
Yeah.
So, boys, that's another episode of Flagrant 2.
Now, I know people probably looked at this and they're like, wait a minute, just a little bit over an hour.
What the fuck is going on?
Well, we always have a method to our madness over here at Flagrant 2.
Trying to something a little bit new, and you will have another episode out tomorrow.