Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh coach UFC fighter Volk to refine trash talk against legends like Conor McGregor and Israel Adesanya, while Volk recounts graphic Australian rugby league benders involving leeches and urine. They debate Volk's dream fight at 170 pounds and analyze Connor's elite speed, contrasting it with Max Holloway's cardio resilience. The conversation highlights the legacy of defeating icons and concludes with Volk displaying a ruby-encrusted championship belt, underscoring the temporary nature of titles in a sport defined by brutal endurance and ego-driven matchups. [Automatically generated summary]
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Punchy Trash Talk00:08:34
One blessing from the champ, Alex Monkanovsky.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Well, it'll be long enough.
We'll start the market.
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
I'll push him into it.
Jesus, come on, man.
Run the middle.
Don't move, bro.
Jesus, don't move.
Here we go.
Okay, shit.
Ready?
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
You understand, MMA.
In order to be a very successful prize fighter, you need to be great at jiu-jitsu.
You need to be great at boxing.
You need to be great at wrestling.
Muay Thai.
Other shit, I don't even know.
But there is one thing that I think you're lacking in, buddy.
Oh, no.
Trash talk, bro.
Trash talk, yeah.
Trash talk.
I just happen to be a master at trash talk.
Okay, so if you have a coach for all these other disciplines, I think it's only right if we're going to make you the perfect MMA fighter that I come into the camp and I am part of the camp as your trash talk coach so we can hype up all these fights.
I reckon that sounds good, Mike.
Okay, because then it sounds good.
I thought I was going to have to convince you.
I'm convinced.
Already convinced.
Because there is a video.
There's a video of you doing some early trash talk.
Mark, can you bring up?
I don't want to fucking say it.
This is...
This is pre-flagrant to Vulk.
Okay, hit it.
Did you guys have Spotify results?
You know, people were tweeting out all their Spotify results of what music they listened to and what were their top.
Do you guys do that?
It's like something a nerd or a virgin would do.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin and a nerd.
See, I was on fire.
I didn't know you.
So, while that is true, there's nothing wrong with being a nerd or a virgin.
We need to sell fucking fights.
It's not punchy enough, you know?
It's not punchy enough.
It's got to be punchy.
So what I've done is, you know, I've organized a little trash talk for some other guys out there.
So I'm just going to give you the jokes, okay?
The trash talk, and then you can just deliver them.
Yeah.
Just read them.
Okay.
That's all I got to do is just read.
Lucky all it's going to be hard because I'm not even a good reader.
We'll get through.
We'll get through.
Just bear with me with that one.
Don't trash talk yourself.
We got a very big font.
Okay.
Okay, here you go.
All right.
Connor McGregor.
Yeah.
All right, Conor McGregor.
Connor is still competing.
I guess an Irish goodbye is when you stick around six years after your prime.
Damn, let's go, Volk.
Connor!
That's why.
You fucking smurd.
Okay, okay.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here's a lot.
I'm not going to make it more punchier as well.
This is when you're saying it.
You don't want me to say the first time.
Say it every time.
Conor McGregor.
Connor, you whiskey dick.
Oh, I like that.
Your bones break faster than a retainer case on Epstein's Island.
Nice.
You're killing him, Vol.
Okay.
Isn't that better than Nerd and Virgin?
I think...
Yeah, yeah, he's got it.
I think it's moving.
Okay, here you go.
It's going to be funny.
They're just going to cut just me saying this.
Just going to go out.
Khabib, oh shit, here we go.
Khabib, whatever your last name is.
Khabib, I'm jealous of your hair.
You've got a lot of it.
Khabib looks like the first person to OD on Rogue Games.
You got there at the end.
Here we go.
Nate Diaz as well.
Some people think Nate's racist.
I can assure you he's not.
It's just everything he says is a slur.
Oh, here you go.
Okay, here you go.
There's a lot of them.
Oh, we got you, baby.
I've been saying that I need to do more reading too.
So two for one.
Colby Covent.
Yeah, I'm going to like this one.
Yeah.
Colby Coverton.
You're a piece of shit.
How's that?
Yeah, that's all you need to say, Colby Covent.
Colby, you're faker than the tits on the strippers you pay in your video.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Listen.
Now, here's the thing.
Everybody can get these jokes, even our friends.
I just want to let you know.
You know what I mean?
So here you go.
This is a good one.
Israel Adesena.
Israel is a spokesperson for Puma and state.com.
And for just 75 cents a day, you can sponsor him too.
Why you got too easy like that, bro?
Why'd you go easy?
We're going to edit this part out.
It wasn't me, I swear.
It wasn't me, I swear.
Okay, the glue came off of this one.
Israel Adesena again.
Okay, yeah.
You know Israel's full name is?
I was like, was I meant to do something after that?
That was a good one, Volk.
But this is how you do it.
You look like Jason Statum if he got left in the dry a little bit too long.
Still tough, though.
Still bad.
Okay.
Okay.
I think we're good.
I mean, if we want.
Come on.
You want to go after Cejudo?
Because I know Cejudo has been talking a lot about shit.
You want a little saloon?
I need to practice my reading.
Okay, we give just a little one.
Henry Cejudo.
Oh, shit.
Wow, let me let me let me oh fuck him.
This one's good.
I don't know why you fucking read them all then I could you know I could fucking deliver it a bit better I should read it first.
All right here we go because I'm not just reading it and trying to understand it as I go yeah but now I'm gonna read it and then fucking be the first one.
No, we figured that out the left.
My trash talk's getting better.
When I read these lines I'll read them first and then read them out.
All right.
Henry just threw his whole name.
The channel's here.
Henry Cejuda.
Henry Cejuda.
Henry just threw himself in the testing pool.
Hopefully it's a shallow end.
And then we obviously have to do one fun one for the big guy.
Oh shit, it's a big one.
For the big one.
Yeah, I need you to read that first.
Read the whole thing.
Oh, I feel like we popped wisdom.
I'm going to butcher this one for sure.
Gaza, you got this, dude.
You got this.
We got this.
I'll just read this one out.
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
I won't try and be punchy with it, right?
Okay.
You're going to butcher that.
All right, Dana White.
You were able to see the future of the UFC where no one else was.
I was able to see my future as a UFC champion when no one else was.
And that's because our heads look like crystal balls.
I don't want to go.
I couldn't get a better joke right there.
It was gentle because you don't want to go too hard at the guy who writes.
Exactly.
I don't want to get him fired.
I appreciate that, too.
Because I was getting nervous.
That's why I was like, oh, fuck.
Throw it away.
Listen, guys, I think that was great for your first big trade test.
Legend.
Hey, beauty of editing.
out you do me a solid without i didn't fuck up once not a single time maybe we'll leave one fuck up well actually i just realized we have one more bit of advice oh yeah i yeah we have one more bit of advice because i want to reach out to some really good trash talkers to see if that they could help out and maybe offer something so we have an absolute expert trash talker from the fight world uh mark can you bring that up yeah i'll pull it up right now okay cool we got a little a little advice a little advice for you alex what up brother Good win the other day.
Keep on killing it, man.
We got to get this shit talk going.
We got to get this shit talk going.
So you want to be authentic.
You want to be cutthroat and you want to be savage.
Nervous Monday Edit00:15:02
So if I were you, I'm just going to give a little example.
I'd say something like this to your opponent, my opponent, whatever.
Your wife is so ugly, I wouldn't let my kangaroo fuck up.
Like, keep the wives out of it.
Talking to the wives.
Talk shit about your opponent, not their wife.
Okay, maybe don't say that.
Shout out to Jake, man.
Thank you, Jake.
Okay.
Appreciate it.
Right?
I think we're on your side here.
I think that we can build something with this.
We can work on some stuff here, maybe.
Okay.
Might be my geek from here on.
Yeah.
I want to chat with you next time I go out there.
There we go.
Write some more lines.
Guarantee I'll study them first.
You're too good at that.
Short lines.
And practical jokers.
You got to put an earpiece in them and then you just get to the point.
No, just tell them what to say.
I was curious.
Now, before your life as a UFC fighter and an MMA fighter, you are a rugby player.
I want to know.
Are there any crazy rugby stories?
I told him, I go like some footy volk stories.
Yeah, there's some crazy stories.
Yeah.
What kind of stories do you want?
I don't know.
I just know the Aussie guys.
Rugby League.
I'll be honest.
With Rugby League, it's mate.
Like, we're a bunch of grubs.
I'll be honest.
You're in our way, Ash.
You know what I mean?
And I can say that because all my friends are rugby league and like would obviously get on the piss and Mad Mondays.
Mad Mondays, this is what you do on a Mad Monday.
So after your grand final, whatever, the end of the season, you just go on a massive bender and a proper bender, right?
Like, I mean, like, yeah, going nuts.
Yeah.
But I mean, I've done plenty of stuff.
I'll tell the leech one.
I don't know if I tell them about the leech.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, you gotta tell us about the leech.
I'll tell you is now anyway.
So yeah, we're going on the way to the festival.
So we're going to festival.
And again, I was the type of guy, like, I wasn't even going to go.
I'll jump on the bus and I'll come up with you.
And then I had a couple of drinks.
I'm like, oh, fuck it.
I'm coming to the festival.
I wasn't dressed for it anyway.
And then we went there and we were all hanging a piss off the bus.
You know, you do it in the bush.
And we all come out back in the bus with leeches on our legs.
Oh, my God.
And like, I was just like, what the hell?
Everyone's got leeches.
And then to me, I'm already in a state.
I swear it was like a half an hour to an hour in.
I was already in a state just sculling drinks.
But then I end up being like, ah, fuck it.
So I end up just eating it.
So I end up eating it on someone's leg.
Ate the leech off my mate, but I swallowed it whole.
Oh, my God.
So I swallowed it whole.
And I was like, you know, and then I started thinking about it.
I'm like, wait a second, these things like suck your blood, right?
Like, this motherfucker's in my gut sucking my blood.
Who knows what it's doing in there, right?
He's drunk as shit right now.
He can't drink.
I'm sitting there thinking, shit, what do I do?
I started freaking out.
So I'm like, maybe if I have more alcohol, I'm sorry.
Alcohol.
So I was like, I have more spirits, you know what I mean?
Spirits.
So I ain't about like vodka, sculling vodka, thinking the alcohol would kill the leech that's in my guts.
Just shit like that, mate.
Like, you don't even want to know.
This is my stories, all right?
That one's mine.
I'll tell you some other ones.
Just for a bit of a laugh, but this ain't me, I swear.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
It's not you.
Oh, like, I mean, have you heard of the bubbler?
No, it's not.
You haven't heard of the bubbler?
You don't know about the bubbler?
No.
It's just a thing the rugby league players do.
So it's just literally just pissing your mouth.
But you do it.
What do you just call?
What are you scored?
What are you scored?
What do we call them repeating our mouths?
I was like, come on!
Let me explain it.
We call it a fetish.
So, what do you call like, you know, the water fountains?
Yeah.
And you know how the water shoots up?
Yeah.
We call them bubblers.
So you're like, you know, you're drinking out of a bubble, out of a water fountain.
So that's what they end.
I didn't do this, I swear.
I haven't done that.
You put guys on your team.
Thank you.
Like I would have multiple mates.
This is one of the British sent you guys to Australia.
We don't want to see this.
You just want to see some funny shit go on a tour with a running team or a star.
Yeah, this is white boy hugging I'm going to do.
I've heard other stories too.
Alex, there's not a lot of black people in Australia.
Well, there's another one.
I remember we ended up like, we've got a couple of crazy mates.
So we had another mate that he did this.
He did this all.
I haven't seen that one, but I mean...
Ice cream machine.
It's disaster.
So remember, these are one chorus.
I'm telling other people's stories and I won't mention any names.
But I mean, there was a guy that like, man, I've seen him do all.
Like, this guy's like, oh, he's eating pubes.
He drank his own piss.
And he done that.
And then this guy just did it for the fun and goes, oh, yeah, you've done that.
I'll do all that at once.
So like, he ended up doing that, eating poobs, drunk literally, all he had to do was drink a little bit.
He drank the whole bottle of someone else's piss, I think it was.
But I mean, you name it, man.
Some of the shit you see on Mad Monday, it's crazy.
Even spew.
I remember a guy that he was drinking a beer, spewed.
I'm still in this story off one of my mates, actually.
He's seen this.
Yeah, someone else.
So he drank and then spewed back into it, drops it.
And then one of the guys, because again, it's like they want to top each other.
So it's like going like, you know, it's like a competition.
And he looks at people, just gives them a look, and grabs a spew in the water and just...
No!
And then he goes like, what?
And then just walks off.
And that's just all you, that's the...
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So you see some pretty narrative shits.
That's what the literature is.
Which is my story.
The rest of it, I promise it ain't my story.
Like, Aboriginals wouldn't know.
I totally understand the lockdowns now.
The government's like, lock him up.
Exactly, right.
It's disgusting.
And you don't even have to feed them anyway.
You can vendors together.
You just eat your own shit.
It's perfect.
That is something that I haven't seen, though.
I haven't seen the drinks.
I should have won up.
Oh, there you go.
There's a couple of stuff.
Look, man, there's many more.
Trust me.
Yeah, we're going.
What else do we want to talk about?
Let's move on before I get into some of my own stuff.
What's the gayest thing that happens on the road I've seen?
But it's not.
But anyway, this is gay.
This is another one.
This is...
Now we're getting into the goods.
I'm glad I'm not mentioning the names.
He probably wouldn't care.
I've got a mate, right?
He's like, and he's that, like, he's straight as straight can be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, he's that straight that we didn't even question him after he did this.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
So he's like, he's sitting there.
What did you do?
I didn't do it.
I don't even want to say it.
What's up?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Go, go, go.
No, but it was either.
A mate was there and he's like sitting there and again, like this is because you said, you know, the gay thing.
So he's there and he's like, I don't even know what happened, but I mean, again, random shield.
It was on a Mad Monday.
We're all sitting on the field, totally, absolutely cooked.
We're all cooked and just sitting around the corner, like heaps of us on the grass and on our chairs, wherever.
And then one of the guys, I know what happened.
And then, like, I think he goes, I can, like, he literally goes, I can lick his dick and you just couldn't say a fucking thing about it.
Like, this is how he is.
He goes, I'm that straight.
I can lick his dick and you just couldn't say nothing about it.
That's how straight I am.
And he's saying this sort of stuff, and I'm not lying.
And our mate just pulls his pants down and goes, oh, and then he's like, I'm telling you, some of the shit we've seen, but hey, but you'll know the worst part?
You just said it.
The worst part was like, every single one of us, everyone there was just like, yeah, he's got a point, you know?
And we just moved on like nothing happened.
You know what I mean?
What did you see on Mad Monday?
You know what I mean?
But what about, but trust me, there's a lot of rugby league players watching begun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the guy, okay, so they're sitting down and he goes, I'm so straight I could lick his dick and you guys can't say anything about it.
I don't know how that conversation came about, but it did.
What about this guy?
What about this guy?
Like, was he in on it?
No, he's just, he's the same.
He's like, yeah.
I don't know how to tell you.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
I believe you.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, it's a.
It's like Burning Man.
Yeah.
It was a, yeah, it was a pretty full-on.
And mind you, like, that's a bender, too.
You could imagine all night as well.
Like, it's a...
Just out of it.
I'm smelled the best either.
But would he, like, you guys still don't believe me?
Like, was he trying to do other stuff?
Again, he literally were going, you got a point?
Like, I don't, I'm not.
I don't.
You didn't try to one-up him, though, right?
No, no, that's it.
No, I don't try and one-up a lot of the guys.
You can't.
Did anybody else, you know, try to get their dick licked by that guy?
I don't fucking believe you.
You just are trying to get as much information out of me as you can.
I even said, like, I've got some footy bulb stories.
I've got some more.
I don't mind because half of them aren't mine.
But the leech story is mine.
But I mean, I'm happy to let you in on that one.
The leech story is kind of a big-ass story, really.
I've probably done some worse stuff that you just don't need to know about.
Listen, nick it's somebody else.
I love this rugby shit, man.
Bro. Mate, honestly, come over and I'll get you on a Mad Monday.
I'll lick your dick.
Let's go.
That's why we had to do this Wednesday.
Yeah.
Monday is a little busy.
Do the rugby dudes, like, are they just at the pub with everybody else or are they such celebrities they can't just go out?
Oh, no, they can go out.
You know, there's not too much.
But I mean, obviously, it's big.
It depends which area you're in.
Yeah.
Back home, like where we're from.
You know, rugby league is massive.
You know, you go to Melbourne and not many people would like, you know, in Melbourne and things like that because it's more AFL.
But I mean, they could go out.
Obviously, some people will get photos, but I mean, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, yeah.
But I mean, like, there's, yeah, you see always fucked up videos of rugby league players getting caught out and shit.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like the bubbler.
Like, we've got like NRL players, like, you know, like doing the bubbling, caught on film.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, just, you know, they're getting can't they get banned banned from sports from pissing in their mouth.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's not fair.
That's not your dick.
You're pissed.
I'm pissed.
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, maybe do it in your own house, not in a nightclub or something.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Maybe there's other ones too, man.
Like, remember the guy with the...
No, I won't even get it.
Yes, that is.
You say it.
Ash, having fun with the dog?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you joking off the dog?
No, no, no, no.
I ain't telling us.
Ash could the dog.
No, no, no.
Ash, come on, mate.
He got he got in trouble and got banned for good.
So he should have.
Yeah, yeah, but what?
Like he forced the dog to do like, yeah, stuff anyway.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in the business conversations.
Go, what have you done?
What do you mean?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm a fucking family man.
What are you doing to me?
I found a photo of the bubbler if you guys are interested.
Yeah, I would like to see that.
There he is.
Hey, Todd Carney.
That's Todd Carney.
What a legend.
You know the guy?
He's a famous rugby league.
He's a legend, Todd Carney.
Oh, shit.
That's the guy he sat next to on the bus.
Oh, dude, that's hysterical.
Oh, mate, but blur him out so we can actually show that.
That's what I mean.
Look at him and my father get bad reps, and then I'll sit there and I'm like, Yeah, these guys are tame.
Yeah, you go, that's why they do shoey's.
Like, what's a shoey compared to a bubbler?
That's nothing.
They probably named that something, pissing a shoe and drinking.
Bro, it's probably a thing.
I've already seen that, though.
That's new.
Started a whole new phase in fucking Australia now.
Yeah.
You got to do the bubbler to celebrate your next guy.
So it's like Ty has the shoey.
You have the bubbler, bro.
What about that?
That's your trash talk.
I'm such a fighter.
That's your name.
That's your name.
I'll stay away from that.
You knock someone out.
Even the spitting in the shoe.
What do you like?
Even like, obviously, you said fighting on that, but you knock someone out pretty full on, right?
That's cool.
But again, you ask him, and you hear the stories.
We've all seen these stories more than once.
Bring the stories, dude.
You knock someone out, you stand over them, and you just pee into your mouth, and some gets on that.
Oh, that's going to be exclusive to your sham.
I mean, dude, you'll be a worldwide sensation if you do that.
100%.
That's your next line of trash talk.
I'm such a great fighter.
I'll lick your dick and you can't do nothing about it.
Real.
Real talk.
Because Mike Tyson said, I'll eat your kids.
I'm so good, you wouldn't judge me.
Dude, say that next fight.
I'm going to lick your dick.
Say, you better not get knocked out.
Your dick's getting licked.
Say that shit.
It will strike fear in the eyes of your sales through the roof.
Oh, we're watching that.
I'm buying that fight.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Connor.
You go, Connor.
Look in the camera right now.
Say, Connor.
Connor, if I knock you out, your dick is getting licked, bro.
Guaranteed you have a fight.
Imagine that.
Like, I just say that, and then it's just cut.
Yeah.
Just cut out and that's exactly what it is.
It will be all over the place.
That's the first one else though, right?
It's the first line of the podcast.
If you just look in there, your dick is in me DMs.
Oh, fuck it.
Your dick is in me DMs.
Bro.
Yeah, I think we got to take it to the next level, man.
I think you got to use rugby tactics about everybody that you're fighting against.
100%.
I'm going to stick my fingers in your giggy hole.
In your what?
Your giggie hole.
Well, is that a thing?
I thought it would be like an Australian thing.
A giggie hole.
Yeah, What do you call a doo-doo hole?
Like a shit, but what is that?
Don't you have a fun Australian term?
P-hole?
I don't know.
You call your butthole your P-hole.
You're talking about your butthole.
Now, what do you call them?
Nah.
You always have a nickname for something.
Yeah, we do.
Ash, what do you call it?
A shitter?
A cobber?
Did you call it a cobber?
A cobber?
Nah, coba, nah.
That's a.
What's up?
Cob, we say cob, huh?
Your ring?
Your ring?
Yeah.
Yeah, your ring.
I'm going to stick my finger in your ring.
You get a ring of sting.
Oh, the ring of sting.
Can you say that?
Huh?
Who do you want next, bro?
I did say that.
Who do you fucking want next?
What fighter do you want next?
Who do we then?
I'll just call him out.
No, I'll say, I'll do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who are you telling me?
Which is enough stories any day?
I'm like, dude, I like this, dude.
Yeah.
We got to live a little.
That's realizing.
We're boring over here.
I also like calling out fighters when I don't have to fight them.
Oh, yeah.
I like calling out fighters that I don't have to fight.
Who have you called that and who you call that?
I'm going to call them out for you.
Like Connor McGregor.
He's going to lick your dick.
Oh, and off the back.
Let's go off.
Let's go like just bang right now.
You just go to.
It's Connor.
Connor.
You go to guy.
I want to see your trash talk.
Oh, what I'm going to say, Connor.
Okay, ready?
Connor, I'm going to take your chili ring.
What is it called?
Chili ring.
I'm going to take your chili ring and I'm going to pull a bubbler right there.
Yeah.
What is it?
Connor?
I'm going to pull a bubbler and I'm going to spit it all over your chili ring.
Calling Out Fighters00:05:50
What?
What are you saying?
And then I'm going to dip me knob in it.
I'm going to dick me knob in your chili ring after I bubble out my lips, Connor.
Yeah, nice.
There you go.
Nice.
Very good.
Yeah, you killed it, though.
You're not waiting for that press conference, guarantee you, dude.
Imagine that, hey, just sit there and oh, mate.
Just do Bablo on the press conference.
Oh, that's what I say.
If every press conference was used to the bottom of the street from under the table, from under the table, it just starts coming up, and Janice's like, hey, what are you going on?
Oh, fuck, come on, Paul.
Yeah.
That's not my gig.
Not my gig.
I've told you about the stories, though.
Okay, good.
No, that's it.
I've told you.
I'm just like, you're holding something back, dude.
You're holding back when the dog sucked the guy's dick.
No, that was actually NRO.
You can look that up.
No, it was a guy sucking.
You can look that up.
That was, again, another famous footy player.
Guy sucked a dog.
You know, you see things, crazy things in sports over here, but like, that's some of the shit that's happening in the sports in Australia.
You know what I mean?
Like, you see, rugby league anyway.
You know, here I ain't my tour.
Like, you know, like, I love rugby league, but yeah, you see some shit.
What type?
I mean, what type of dog?
Because that matters.
If it's like a German shepherd, that's saying obviously it's wrong, right?
It's fucking wrong.
Like, you know, that's it.
That's why I get wrong.
Dog don't feel good about it.
Well, no, no.
Is he sucking the dog to dick or is the dog sucking his dick?
Dogs can't suck, dude.
They don't have the ability to suck.
Fuck a couple of dogs.
But you can fuck their mouths, dude.
Jeez.
Can we get in trouble for just talking about this?
Ash, are we good?
Are we good?
That's your gauge on what's cancelable?
Am I asking the guy the stories I'm talking?
It's his stories, and I'm asking if it's okay to talk about it.
Ash, just tell us, how did you fuck the dog's mouth?
What I did, Rod.
Why do you think he always says dogs cunt?
Why do you think he says that?
So I'm getting back and wet up.
Fuck you.
Roll over and wet up, man.
Oh, God.
Okay, yeah, Joel and I.
Oh, there's not.
I thought there's videos of it.
Oh, videos are low photos, but I mean, yeah, but it's.
I don't have the fucking.
That's what I mean.
I went around.
You're like, what the fuck's wrong with this?
Like, man, like, Mark, and who's got the camera around as well?
Like, fuck.
Yeah.
All right.
So they're doing this like you said, Mad Mondays and Benders.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
What do you think it comes from?
Why do you think Australians are just wild like that?
Drugs.
There's no drug testing, no Coke testing on the rugby.
Oh, yeah, probably, but I don't know if they would.
Recreational, like, I don't know.
Would they test that?
Yeah, they would, yeah.
Yeah.
So we, we obviously get tested for everything, but like we'll get tested for recreational, like, yeah, when we're competing.
Yeah.
But obviously performance enhancing all the way through.
But I don't know how they work.
But not leeches.
You don't get tested for leeches.
No, no, Who's blood they suck at first, right?
It's like blood doping the natural way.
You get out of your half meeting's blood.
But like I said, just skull a shitload of vodka and you'll sort it out.
You kill or kill the leech.
Dude, you need to do performance enhancing drugs for the bubbler, bro.
Oh, just Viagra at the press conference and then just start fucking ripping.
That's the pizza.
You know what you do?
Like anyway, because you go do the piss test, right?
Yeah.
Bubbler and then spit it in your tongue.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's fire.
Fucking hell.
He's going to get me in trouble.
I fucking knew what I.
I was like, I'm going to go around.
I'm going to get myself in trouble.
We don't think you did anything.
Only the good type of trouble.
My brother, this is crazy.
How long until you're retired and you're a full-time chef?
Man, I just, I love it.
I love the game.
I love this show.
Obviously, I'm not the best cooker or anything, but I love it.
I cook a mean steak, though.
Yeah.
I cook a fucking good steak.
You just come back from a good steak.
Action Buncer just took us for a good steak.
It was actually really good.
Oh, sick.
Yeah.
It was really good.
How long are you guys in town for?
Oh, we leave after this.
Oh, it's the last one.
You should have hit me, man.
Yeah, I would have got you guys some good resis.
Yeah.
Say one more night?
Maybe go to a place?
We'll back to back.
Oh, okay.
Where are you here?
Where's next?
LA?
Okay.
Okay.
Good spots over there.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll organize something for you.
What is your least favorite food?
Least favorite food.
Yeah, like you do not eat it.
Oh, shit.
I eat anything, man.
I eat everything.
Yeah, he'll eat anything, dude.
Did you hear a story?
You're like a vomiting huge episode.
That's the next episode of Cooking with Volk.
Yeah, that'd be fire.
Volk would have chopped.
Alcohol-flavored leech.
He's the next one.
Yeah.
No, oh man, look over.
Oh, no, no.
Vegetables, obviously, you need the vegetables, yeah.
Yeah, but I mean, you could when I'm in camp, because I've got to eat shitloads of vegetables.
Yeah.
And a lot of times it's like already packaged and all that ready.
Yeah, so you just got to just force it down.
Right.
So that's something that, like, again, you can obviously, if you do vegetables, right, it's all good, but sometimes you get over it.
Just give me a stank.
Steak a salad.
You got to try it.
You need your greens.
Yeah.
You got to try to stock somewhere.
What don't you like?
Say again?
What don't you like?
Cilantro, I can't fucking eat.
Oh, it's absolutely disgusting.
I love it, dude.
I don't get it.
Cilantro, we call that parsley.
Yeah, no, That's parsley.
That's a different thing.
That's parsley's parsley.
No, no, no, what do we call that cilantro?
No, you guys call it.
There's another name for it.
It's called a coriander or something like that.
Yeah.
Coriander.
Is it coriander?
Yeah, coriander.
Yeah, that's what we call it.
Parsley's parsley.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, coriander.
Cilantro, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
No, I love that.
Yeah.
I love that.
I can't.
A lot of people ask me about the pineapple and pizzas.
What do you like with that?
Why, you don't.
I like it.
I don't know why it's such a big wife.
We're a little bougie with our pizza here in New York.
It's actually not that bad.
I think New Yorkers are kind of.
Did you have good pizza when you were here?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Okay, where'd you go?
Well, you probably, it's obviously just a tourist thing.
Yeah, we went full touristy, went to Joe's Pizza.
No, Joe's good.
We're not in New York when it comes to pizza.
There's a reason why it's touristy and it's because it's that good.
Okay, but Joe's is the fucking shit.
Yeah, man.
Look at it.
It is good.
100% is good, bro.
Diet Smoke Review00:05:08
Whatever it is.
It's the best.
I don't know.
Is it one of the best, you reckon?
Yeah, I think it's one of the best in the city.
There's some other places that are also good.
It was good.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, the thing is, like, I'm always worried because it's like pizza can't be that bad, but it also can't be that great.
You know how like a steak can you can bite into a steak and you're like, holy shit, what is going on here?
Whereas, like, pizza kind of operates in this range.
Like, even if you do frozen pizza, you're like, it's pretty fucking good.
It's solid, right?
So, I always worry that people come here going, I'm about to have the best pizza in my life, and they're like, I'm gonna be disappointed because they expect it.
They put to it's bread, cheese, and sauce at the end of the day.
Yeah, I'm hearing it.
I know, I know exactly what you're saying, but fuck it.
Pizza was good.
It was good.
It was good.
I've had it a couple of times anyway, so I know it's good, but I mean, it's good.
Yeah, I love, yeah, I love pizza, and but I mean, I don't, I don't even usually like thin pizza, yeah, I like thick crust usually.
What temperature is the thin?
I love the thin pizza here in New York.
What temperature piss do you cook your steak room temperature?
I tell you what, I promise.
I swear I've never done that as well.
Yeah, not my stories.
The leech is mine, just remember.
How many are gonna edit that out anyway?
But hey, all of your teammates are gonna DM me pictures of you drinking your own piss.
Guarantee, it's full of shit.
He's gonna be doing a bubble in here, guys.
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Max Ortega Fight00:10:49
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Watching you in there like when it was coming, I think it was like the fourth round.
I think you walked up to the Korean zombie and you were like, are you sure you want to?
Yeah, that was the most fired shit ever.
It kind of looked in your face when you were like, I mean, the third, it looked like you were like, somebody's got to stop this.
Yeah, man.
That's exactly what it was.
So that's exactly what you heard because I think it is doing the rounds where people are saying what I said.
I did say something.
I remember looking at it.
I'm like telling the ref.
I'm like, he's done, man.
Because I can tell by looking at people when they're defeated, right?
And they're even looking for a way out.
You just see it in their eyes.
Yeah, they're like, yeah, warriors aren't going to sit there and go, I'm done.
Put their hand up and let the world know that I'm done.
Yeah.
But they're going to, you know, wherever they're like, pretending they can't see, which sort of happened with the Ortega fight as well.
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah, so little things like, you know, there was a moment in that Ortega fight where he literally said, I can't see.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't tell a ref that.
Because they got to stop the refuge.
They're going to stop that.
So, you know, for you to say that, you are already accepting that they're going to stop it.
You get what I mean?
Or you're accepting that it's over.
And if they stop it, whatever.
You wouldn't tell them that.
Put it this way.
If I was in that position, I am poker face 100% all the way, and you're not going to know.
But these are the reads that I was getting.
I was like, man, he's done.
Yeah.
And, you know, he was never going to give up.
And I even stumbled to the center.
Yeah.
And then it started.
And I'm like, I literally put my hands down.
I go, you really want to keep doing this?
Like, you know what I mean?
And he's like, he probably didn't understand me.
I'm still talking that shit.
You know what I mean?
Really, I don't think he understood me, but he's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, like, I'm like, are you sure?
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But even if he did understand me, it probably would have been the same thing.
He's not going to say, I'm done.
He's not going to tell me that.
But I'm like, all right.
But then it was like, yeah, a couple of seconds after that, I finished.
Do fighters ever have a safe word?
Hey?
Do that, fighters ever have a safe word with their winking.
Yeah, a little wink.
No, no, I mean, like, nah.
You just tap it out immediately.
You just bite the pillow, man.
No, I'm saying with their coaches, like, you're in the corner and you say something like, oh, yeah, it's fucking watermelon.
And that means like, yo, I can't go on.
I can't.
No, no, no.
Well, that's a problem, right?
That's what I think is a big problem right now.
There's that sort of, you know, the relationship with the coach and the student where the coach probably wants to stop it, but then they're like, he's probably going to be that angry at me if I stop it.
Like, you know, at the end of the day, that shouldn't matter.
Safety for, you know, safety first.
But it's a tricky one where I feel like they do need to have these conversations.
Yeah.
I don't know if watermelon is going to be a secret word, but I mean, now everybody's going to know.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You're just screaming pumpkin in the corner and people are like, what the fuck is that?
At least have that conversation, right?
Yeah.
So if I don't look like I'm looking for an answer and things isn't going my way and I'm just fucking getting punched in the face.
Yeah.
You know, maybe, you know, we're going to do this.
This is going to be what we do.
I'm going to give you one more chance and we're going to do something.
If they're filming you in the corner and you know you got cameras on you and the coach is like, I'm going to stop the fight.
You can't be like, yes, please.
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, you have to say no.
Yeah.
You have to fight.
They always will.
Yeah.
Everybody's looking to figure it out.
And that was the same with Ortega one.
Like I said, he was looking for a way out.
And I don't mean that in any disrespect.
No, no, no.
But I mean, it was just, it was it, exactly.
It was a lot of singing and all that.
And for him, think about it.
Being in that mental state, right?
Well, you're done.
I'm done.
I'm cooked.
That's it.
I want him to stop this.
Then they don't give you that out.
And then you have to go back in there.
And then just be like, all right, fuck it.
Let's just keep going then.
And then just try and turn it back around, which you've got to give him credit for.
I mean, dude, that choke, I've watched that choke maybe like 40 times.
I still don't know how you got out of the choke.
And I want you to tell me.
But before you tell me, my suspicion is somehow you lasted long enough where he got tired.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's pretty much it.
Me, bro.
Obviously, there was techniques to literally at least make space.
So you made enough space.
What is it?
Lean into.
Well, like, I was obviously pulling his arm.
I was pushing on his hips to get his hips high and to change the angle on the neck.
And, yeah, obviously trying to turn the chin in and things like that just enough.
And the lights were dimming.
That's what I've been like, how I explain it.
Literally, the lights were dimming.
Quite couldn't hear a thing.
I'm like, oh, fuck, this can't be it, right?
Like, I was thinking, this belt not coming over my family.
Like, this can't be fucking it.
And then I just kept doing what I was doing, even though it wasn't working at the start.
But I was just, yeah, I'm persistent.
I'm a stubborn cunt.
So I'm like, oh, no, fuck that.
I'm going to keep going.
And then just slowly the lights started coming.
I'm like, he's going to gas out.
His arms will gas out before I go to sleep.
And then I just felt it.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going to fucking get you now.
That's what I mean.
That's literally what I was thinking.
Once I get out of here, I'm going to make you pay.
Because he's going to be fucking exhausted.
Oh, 100%.
I could already feel it.
You know what I mean?
And then even the scrambles, he was going five or chokes.
I knew I'd get up and I'm like, he's going to be drained now.
I've got to better pour it on.
And that's exactly what I did.
What's the dream fight for you?
Dream fight.
Man, I say this.
And you sound like Evon.
Ivan says it, right?
Conor McGregor.
Everyone's going to say that, right?
But I'm thinking that that's the fucking.
Yeah, well, you guys are going to strike.
Yeah.
Right?
You're going to go at it.
You can come up to a street.
Whichever way we're talking now as well.
That's going to be crazy when both of you guys are at the, what is it called?
I almost called it the debate.
The press conference.
The press conference.
The debate?
The debate.
Yeah.
When you guys are at the town hall, it's going to be amazing.
I'm good at debating, but I'm just a little bit of a chase talking, you know what I mean?
But I'm thinking that's the fight, man.
Well, like, yeah, man, just remember, I've fought every other champion.
I beat every other champion in my division.
He's the only other champion that I haven't beat.
So, you know, I beat Aldo, Max Holloway.
And Connor's the only other champion in my division.
And I've been saying, I want all the legends of my division, all the top guys in my division.
I want to take them all out.
That's why Quint Zombie.
Well, he won't make Featherweight ever again.
So what do you think?
Can he make 155?
I'll fight him at anything.
170.
Don't matter.
Even 170.
That's what I've been wondering.
You were obviously 200 pounds before UFC.
How comfortable are you high going up and still fighting Yiddish?
I probably couldn't get higher than 170 now.
170 is probably my number one.
That's him still, right?
Okay, but I mean, I can do it.
But I mean, he could obviously go down lower.
So we wouldn't have to do it at 170.
What would you know?
But if that was the, oh, it has to be this, whatever, let's do it.
So, and as his comeback fight, or do you think he's not ready for that?
I think he's done to take it as his first fight back.
Whenever, obviously, I know for you.
Yeah, yeah, for there, whatever.
But I mean, obviously, I'd want him in good Nick.
Yeah.
I don't want him to have excuses.
Do you think he looks good on the pads?
Have you seen any of those videos of him like him?
I haven't watched too much.
I think I might have seen a little bit.
What did he look like?
I don't know.
For me, the thing about Connor was like, wow, you have legit speed and head movement.
That's the thing that was always impressive to him is like to be able to move his head off the line four inches.
You know, a lot of guys are making these like big dips.
It's so hard to recover from a big dip, but it's like that counter left that he would always throw that he would catch people early on.
He's moving his head off barely.
And I just see him.
He's now he's kind of like stocky and big.
What the fuck do I know?
I'm the fighter, but like.
You're on to something.
Yeah, I'm hearing you.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm hearing you.
And I think it'd be dumb of him to take a first fight back against you.
I might also be trying to play into his ego so he tights plays.
The first trash back coach.
Hey, subversive trash coach.
Worth every penny, eh?
But don't you think?
I mean, I don't know.
I think that's the one.
Yeah, oh man, for sure.
You know, again, like you've got the circus and all that around it.
You know what I mean?
It's a no-brainer for anyone to want that.
But again, we've got a bit more on top of that, the fact that he's another champion of my division.
So, and yeah, I think things are going pretty good.
So I think it could be maybe not next.
Like you said, I don't know if he's coming in anytime soon.
I want a couple of fights this year, but later in the year, who else?
Who else?
I mean, the Max fights were incredible.
Dude, you fucking dug down in that first one, bro.
When you just started taking him down, and what was it?
I love it.
The second one?
You mean the fight island?
No, I think the first fight, remember it was in the fourth or it was in the fourth or fifth.
The first one was in Vegas.
The second fight was, well, that's when I took him down in the last one.
I later on the second one.
But it was just like Max was having success and you were like, I'm going to do what it takes to win this fight.
That's kind of what it seemed like.
Yeah, it was.
Obviously, we didn't start well.
Yeah, you can start well, but I mean, that's just the type of guy I am.
You know what I mean?
Look at all that adversities.
I mean, obviously, the chokes we're talking about and then being behind and then having to be like, oh, shit, dig deep.
And then outwork guys.
They're known for their cardio too.
Max is known for his cardio.
You know what I mean?
So when you've got to dig deep and do things, I'm showing so much range in my capabilities with things like that.
You know what I mean?
And that's what I've shown even with the chin, where, you know, obviously even Chad Mendes catching my chin and all that type of stuff.
But I got back up and right back in his face and crumbled him straight after that.
Yeah, that's the thing about like beating legends is Max goes on to continue to be great because he's a legend too.
And the better that people see Max, the better they see your wins over a guy like Max.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's interesting.
It's like your legacy also lies on the legacy of the people you've defeated.
History works in hindsight, so it's always looking back.
What did they do?
I mean, I just love Max.
I think he's fucking great, but I'd like another one of that.
What else, though?
What else?
Well, that's something that was meant to happen, yeah?
Yeah.
So that was meant to happen at the, that's this fight.
That's why Zombie got it because he got injured.
Yeah.
So that's a big fight, and that's always going to be there as well.
And again, we just need, I don't know the situation.
I don't know how he is with his injury or whatever.
But I mean, that's a fight that people still want to see.
What about Colby?
It's the right decision for the right time.
And a lot of people still want to see it.
Colby, Colby.
I'll fight Colby.
170?
Do you make him come down?
Maybe a catch?
I'll do it.
You know what I mean?
But I mean, whether they'll be like, ah, well, you know, welterweight and featherweight, they probably wouldn't make it happen, but I'll do it.
Yeah, you would.
I guarantee you I would, yeah.
So it's with fights like that as well.
You go up and move up two divisions.
It's all a win-win anyway.
You know what I mean?
You go there, even though I think I'll do, I could still do all right, even against these big boys.
Yeah.
You don't.
I'll go back down to lightweight and featherweight.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's why you've got a lot of guys that want to move up.
They think they're like, you know, but I mean, they're doing that because it's a way they can go back to division and be like, oh, you know, I took the risk by doing this.
So it's a win-win for them.
They win, soaking it up.
They lose.
I'll go back.
You know, look, I always want taking massive risks and stuff.
That's just how it is.
And I'll do that too.
Before you go, we need to see the belt.
Yeah.
And this is a legit one.
This ain't the replica.
No, this is the best.
This is the little shit.
My goodness.
Ah, look at that.
Dude, this is so fire.
Pretty cool.
This is so fire.
Yeah.
Did you get the diamonds tested?
Moving Up Divisions00:01:08
Hey?
Did you get the diamonds tested?
We should do that.
Because the rubies are going to be good.
Yeah.
That'd be so funny.
Well, the rubies aren't there because they're actually obviously putting another ruby in.
Right, right.
So I just got it.
They let me see it, and they're like, oh, like, don't, there's no point having it because you might be getting another one.
Right.
So I'm like, all right, you want to do it.
Wait, because the rubies are for defenses?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm, so they've got the plaque.
It's got my name, got the flags.
Yeah.
And they've got the ruby.
So I've going to have they're putting the fourth one on.
Oh, wow.
So wait, they're going to put four more on.
Well, that one's just temporary because they've got the actual plaque that usually goes there.
Oh, wow.
Putting the rubies on.
Oh, this is so cool.
Racking them rubies up, baby.
Ah, dude.
All right, brother.
We love you, man.
Too easy, mate.
Thank you.
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Yeah.
The bubbler.
What emoji looks like the bubbler?
What can we do?
The sprinkle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just go flood his fucking Instagram with those sprinkle emojis.