Bradley Martyn confronts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh regarding steroid allegations, his father's suicide, and a legal standoff where he cut power locks to keep his gym open. The group debates the "Tinder Swindler," mocks Sophia Geral's modeling, and speculates that the U.S. baited Russia into invading Ukraine to boost the dollar. They conclude by critiquing how society normalizes the deaths of powerful figures like Epstein and Putin while dismissing conspiracy theories about JFK and 9/11. [Automatically generated summary]
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Drama on Flaring Two00:14:45
If you fought Jake, you think you handle that?
Yeah, I beat the fuck out of him right now.
Really?
I want blood.
Yeah, I want blood.
Minor hands.
I don't give a fuck.
I want blood.
It's got to be blood.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome.
We have to get to the bottom of something.
There's some drama here on the Flaring Two podcasts.
Okay.
We have a liar in our midst.
And I brought someone here to expose the liar.
Nothing to do with this.
Because we've been lied to possibly for maybe six months now.
Yes.
And not only have we been lied to, we've been celebrating that fucking liar.
And he's been thinking this whole time, like, I don't know people in this community that can give the facts about the shit that he's been lying.
I got your podcast.
No, this was about you.
Gotcha.
Listen, we got Bradley Martin in the motherfucking exposure to expose Mark.
Yeah, that's why they came.
I swear the email chain and everything was like, this is what you're coming here for.
How are you going to expose it?
What are you exposing me for?
No one even talks about the fuck we're exposing you for.
This guy has been telling us that he's been taking creatine.
What is he?
Creatine, not 18.
That's what I said.
Very different team.
Yes.
Okay.
He's been saying he's been on creatine.
Yes.
He says he put on 20 pounds of muscle with just creatine in a couple months.
Do you think that's possible, Bradley Martin?
In a couple months?
In a couple months.
You're an expert.
How many pounds of muscle?
20 pounds of muscle.
I don't think so, man.
I mean, he was saying some such shit prior that really.
What was he saying?
What was he saying?
He was talking about flicking the needle and all this stuff.
That's shit that you would not know about unless you were like in some illicit use.
Why are you sitting like that?
Why are you doing this?
This is how we pose.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
This guy's ridiculous.
You're doing the same shit.
What do you mean I'm doing the same shit?
What are you talking about?
I'm excited.
I'm into the podcast.
I'm trying to expose.
This is how bodybuilders sick.
You're not a bodybuilder.
Yes, I am.
You don't sit like that.
Yes, we do.
Look at me.
No, but you're not like us.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm saying.
You're doing it, bro.
Shout out to the fire.
Wait, wait, wait.
How much you weigh?
Bro, 250, maybe?
250.
270?
Two kilograms.
I don't know how many.
I don't know how exactly.
He weigh like one.
How tall are you?
He put you in one, bro.
He put you in one category.
Triple digits, though.
Triple digits.
That's good.
Like 184.
Do you think it's possible, Bradley?
Yeah.
You've been around this game a long time.
Turn around for sure.
Some might say you started the game on YouTube.
Oh, some might give you that credit.
It's true.
You were the first YouTube fitness guy.
One of them, for sure.
The quads.
Instagram, 100%.
100%.
Instagram, yeah.
But YouTube, a lot of people credit you for this.
We have a guy in here, Shifty.
When he started, when he was younger, he wanted to lose weight because he was a little bit of a puffy kid.
He is younger already, but when he was even younger, he said he started watching your videos.
And you inspired him to get that chiseled physique that he has right now.
That's amazing.
So this is real.
I know.
We talked to him, actually, offset.
Okay.
And then we said something else that was off air about your fucking steroids.
I don't take steroids.
You're on steroids.
I don't take steroids.
Yes, you are.
I'm not.
I'm not on it.
You're on the street.
And how do you know those things?
Because my wife is a nurse, first off.
Okay.
So that's okay.
Does she administer fucking testosterone?
Is that what she's doing?
No.
No, she doesn't.
Why would you gain 20 pounds of muscle?
Yes, tell us this.
And why would you not include your friends in it?
You fucking snake.
What do you mean?
You include your friends.
Every time we're at the hotel, I tell you to come to the gym.
You don't go.
No, you don't.
Yes.
I'm married.
I've gained 20 pounds of tits.
Okay.
I gained 20 pounds of you.
I fucking taking estrogen.
Yes, I am.
Why are you taking estrogen?
I don't think my urethra every time I talk to my wife.
Wait, you can certainly estrogen on it.
You said some shit earlier about taking estrogen.
Yes, that's true.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a new type of fitness.
No, it's not.
That's it.
No, it's not.
As it is.
I mean, go ahead and consult cycle.
It's true.
You're talking about taking estrogen.
Yes.
It's a new type of fitness.
For pecs.
You're making this shit up.
No, it's to get pecs.
You get to take estrogen.
Now he's trying to throw the scent off.
Now he's trying to act like he doesn't know what he's talking about.
So you go, oh, maybe he's not taking estrogen.
No, he's fully capping.
No, I pecs that.
I don't know.
Do you like breast tissue?
Yes, exactly.
Gyno.
For pecs.
For gyno.
Do you have gyno?
You don't have a chest.
Let's check.
Yeah, look at that.
But it's like, relax, relax, relax.
Relax your fucking.
I'm just so nervous.
A stranger's touch.
Oh, my God.
Relax your fucking.
Okay, you don't have gyno.
He's clear.
Wait, you could tell just from rubbing like that?
Yeah, you can tell someone has to.
Do it again.
Do it again.
I mean, you might have it over here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, Can you rub doves because 100%?
Come on, come on, come on.
Come here, come on, Donald.
Gyno, you have gyno.
Ginachomas, breast tissue buildup.
Come on, come on.
No way.
Come on, bro.
No, no, no.
I'm an off-camera producer.
100%.
100%.
Get that shit out of my knee.
He's got camera on him.
Good cookie.
What the fuck is on him right now?
Listen, get it.
Look at the cardigan.
Look how supple those shirts are.
I'll take off my turt right now if you take off yours.
Take off your turtle and show it to it.
Hold on.
I need the ice.
You have better tits.
You have better tits, 100%.
But I think that you have gyno.
Have you seen him with his shirt off?
100%.
Okay.
Dude, I get pricked up when I see him with his fucking shirt on.
Damn.
The guy's got beautiful tits.
Show the tits.
Come on.
Listen, he's eating the cardigan.
Wave it open.
He's a little bit blushing right now, dude.
You like these compliments.
34C.
Let's go.
Let's cover that.
Let's tell him.
He's like, why do you think I got the laptop there?
Oh, my God.
Okay, okay.
So we do conclude.
I'm not on steroids.
I just watched Pumping Iron.
Oh, a good documentary.
Would you learn all that from Pumping Iron?
Yes.
No.
No, you wouldn't.
No, you wouldn't.
No, Arnold does that.
He takes creatine and caffeine, Arnold Schwartz, Edward.
And he says, you go, you say, I don't like to say it.
I don't like to say it on the pod.
Okay.
But he says he takes creatine and coffee.
And that's what I'm doing.
No, he never does.
No.
And that's what I do.
And that's how I got his.
He never said that.
That's how I have his specific.
What did he say, Bradley?
I mean, I think people know that he did, you know, he took steroids.
He took steroids.
Absolutely.
People knew that.
Yeah.
I think back then it was different.
It was like most people were taking like testosterone, like D-ball.
Like what?
Testosterone and D-ball.
What's D-ball?
Mark's testosterone.
It's what?
Alex.
Alex, I'm going to need to allow.
I'm going to need to allow you to punch him because I'm not close enough and I don't want to start throwing fucking madness.
I'm going to rip my shorts into jorts, okay?
I'm going to get angry.
I'm going to go full hulk on you.
Honestly, you have my permission to just punch him in the side of the head if he keeps acting up.
He had that Roid rage.
He might have that Roid rage.
Can we look at your back?
I want to look at your back.
Why?
Because you might have some fucking constellations on that thing, dude.
Let's see if you got some acne.
Bro, I got nothing.
I'm clean.
I can't reach back there.
Shut the camera.
Shut the fuck up, fuck.
This guy.
My lats in my tracks.
Flo of it.
And my wraps, yeah.
I can't.
It's hard.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a lats.
Your wraps?
Yeah.
The wraps.
Raps.
Yeah.
Where are those located on the body?
Under the lats.
Under the lats.
Yes.
Oh, that's a okay.
I've never heard of that muscle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This guy's full of shit.
That's what you're going to learn.
I think he's full of shit.
100% full of shit.
I think he's on testosterone.
I think he's on HRT.
I think you are too.
Yeah.
I think you're on GH as well.
Gay hormone.
Have you ever tried that one?
Maybe you've tried that one a few times.
Can we move?
We have a guest here.
Yeah, Jesus.
You're talking about Bradley Martin.
And you're making about you and your fucking steroid use.
Come on, man.
Okay.
Unroll your fucking sleeves, dude.
Thank you, dude.
Rael.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, they don't.
It's my lats.
It's my lats.
Relax your elbows.
Fuck.
It's my lats.
Fine.
I'll put them down.
I'll put it.
No, just, yeah, no, just really relax them.
You can relax him, dude.
I just did pulls today.
Jesus.
I saw him once doing pull-ups, and I have to.
Is this like maybe a workout thing?
He put on that belt, and he was doing pull-ups, but he put on the belt where you could attach more weights to it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then he wrapped one of those magenta, like girl exercise weights to the bottom.
He couldn't even hook it.
It was, you know, the colorful ones.
They're about one pound each.
And he wrapped.
He had one single one there.
And he had a weight belt with a single magenta-colored weight.
Why were you doing that?
Why were you doing that?
For warm-up.
For warm up?
That was a warm-up.
Yeah.
What were you warming up?
It's a blue.
Huh?
To the blue one.
To the blue one?
Yeah, exactly.
You start on purple and the one bouncy.
Five and a half.
Exactly.
Do you train?
Do you work out?
Yeah, I didn't.
Yeah?
I did totally, dude.
Oh, my God.
No, you know what's really embarrassing is that I've been working out consistently probably since I'm 18 years old.
No results.
Because I don't know if that's true then.
I'm being 100% serious.
There's no way that's true.
Consistently, consistently.
No results in body.
No results.
Because what I do is I work out and then I start to get results and then I take a little bit off.
Well, that's not consistently then.
But I've been consistently doing that.
Oh, okay.
So there's consistency and unconsistency.
I'm consistently inconsistent.
Okay, so on this podcast.
What's that?
On this podcast as well.
Like shows?
No, like my opinions.
Oh, you're inconsistent with your consistency.
I got it.
What he's trying to do is make me look bad right now by sharing a video that's embarrassing.
This is footage from one of Andrew's recent training sessions.
I'm a trainer for Peloton, and I was working on a new exercise.
That's me on the far treadmill.
That's my wife on the closer one.
This is his lovely wife, and this is two of them working out.
All right.
So got him now training.
Okay, look.
Wow.
This is okay.
Oh, shit.
This is a training exercise for Peloton.
There were kids that were chewed up by a Peloton before.
She knew you needed love.
Yeah.
But this is how you're supposed to treat people.
This was planned.
Wow.
This was all planned, Bradley.
It was planned.
It was planned.
Nah.
No, this is a prank video.
This is a planned thing.
And look how she comes to me.
We all know how to play our role.
She holds me.
No, I think you're right.
The camera just pushes in randomly.
You seem genuinely distraught that you hurt yourself in that situation.
Honestly, can I be honest with you?
When I watch the video now, it doesn't do it justice.
I thought I hit that back wall at 50 miles per hour.
Wow.
Yeah, you broke it.
I fully hit it.
I didn't even get it.
It was more about embarrassment.
You were just more embarrassed.
In front of my wife?
Yeah.
I would have been too.
What you guys don't know is I embarrassed myself about 30 minutes before with my wife.
What do you mean?
What did you do?
Uh-huh.
I don't know.
Something else?
Well, I don't know.
I said, I'm sorry a lot.
I know that.
I know I said, I'm sorry.
I know I said I'm sorry.
I don't normally do this.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know.
Normally, it's longer.
It lasts longer than it is.
You got to stop with the estrogen, man.
I need to get on estrogen.
No, no.
Estrogen makes you last longer in bed because you got a pussy.
That's true.
It makes you grow a pussy, and that makes you last the longest, bro.
Stop angling.
You know this, Brad.
Holy shit.
You could grow a fat cunt.
Holy fuck.
Dude, if you get on enough anivar and estrogen, you get some fat pussy.
Minus anivar, minus annivar.
Why?
What's wrong with annibar?
It's going to actually make it harder for the estrogen.
No, no, no, no, then you might be on a side.
No, Dude, when I started taking estrogen, my urethra became more like that.
You don't take estrogen.
I do take estrogen.
Oh, no, you don't.
Yes, we're all on estrogen, bro.
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Guarantee our, dude.
This is an estrogen podcast, dude.
It is.
What?
Yes.
You didn't know this?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I knew what I was coming into.
What do you think you're drinking?
That's not Casamigas.
Casamiga.
That's true.
Oh, my God.
Straight up estrogen.
I mean, I kind of got it because, you know, he walked me in.
It was a little like.
And he's a little off, right?
I was like, okay, it's different.
What do you think?
When you met like that, what do you think?
I was like, this is unique.
Like, he's a little soft and he smokes cocks, right?
Like, it's possible.
It's like, I'm not, it's not judging.
It's like, there's no judgment.
Zero judgment.
Cleans up in the pussy department.
Amazing.
Through rape.
Okay, that's wow.
He can't be accusing people of rape.
That's no good, dude.
I mean, cleaning up that way is not.
That's a different type of clean.
I don't know if that's a clean, but you really want to be.
Did you tell you his real name?
It's French, not French.
Sean Luc Brunel.
Brunel.
I think that was it.
Brunel?
Yeah.
No, that's the FC associate that just hung themselves in the jail.
Yo, so you see this shit.
It's like, oh, it's an accident.
The fuck, dude?
Like, how many times can they pull that shit on us?
Everyone's like, oh my God, but we don't care anymore.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with that.
That's the crazy thing.
That's fucking insane.
Yeah.
What is going on in your world, Brad?
Dude, I don't know, man.
Brad, what's going on in your world?
Listen, I'm here right now.
I'm in the moment.
Can I be honest with you, dude?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
I'd appreciate it.
I was most impressed by you when you dunked off the vert.
Which one?
I did.
Which time.
Believe it.
Which time?
Bro, I don't know what it was.
I think you were wearing those same sweatpants.
We're going to get you another pair.
We're going to get you another pair of pants.
By the end of this podcast, we're going to get you a different pair of pants.
Okay, we're going to do it.
They were different, but I know what you're talking about.
Literally, because obviously I was familiar with you from the internet, culture, et cetera.
And someone showed me this video, or it popped up maybe on my feet or something like that.
And I was like, there's no fucking way.
There's no way.
Because how much do you weigh?
About 260.
260.
Okay.
At that time, I was 265.
This one?
This is fucking crazy.
This is a staple center.
Jesus.
That is crazy.
Yes.
And then I was talking to Muscle Doc, you know, Jordan.
Yeah.
And he goes, he says this.
And, you know, Jordan doesn't mince words.
He's like, you're a freak athlete for your size.
Yeah.
That's what he said.
He goes, you're, he's a free.
And this guy works with NFL guys.
That's what he does for a living.
Yeah.
He works with freak athletes.
Yeah.
He goes, for that guy's size, he's a freak athlete.
That's amazing.
Why are you not, why are you not in the NFL?
I don't know, man.
I got, I mean, I, I never trained for it.
Obviously, I don't, I couldn't say I have the same skill set as someone who's in the NFL.
Like, I mean, could I have tried to?
Probably, but it's like, it was all kind of after the fact for me.
I got so caught up in social media that it was like, this is just what I do.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
So like I, I hear all the time and like, it's like, it sucks because I'm like, damn, should I have done that?
But then a part of me is like, I love what I'm doing now.
Well, yeah, you are a professional athlete in a way, I guess.
No, no, no, no.
I thought about this.
Okay.
Because my initial thought was like, why the fuck would this guy work out that much if he's not a professional athlete?
And then I was like, oh, he probably makes more money than most professional athletes.
So you are a professional athlete.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's cool.
Isn't that weird to think about?
Yeah.
Like you putting the time into your body is no different than one of these professional athletes putting the time into their body.
Yeah, it's just a different, you know, there's a different thing now.
I mean, the whole social media thing is so still brand new.
So it was like, I, I don't know.
I obviously can't relate myself to like, oh, this is like a, I'm like an NFL linebacker or some shit because like I'm not running drills.
I'm not doing that stuff.
I do train every single day, no matter what.
I try to, no matter what.
You're not getting CTE.
No, I'm not getting none of that.
Yeah.
But which is also another fucking crazy topic.
But yeah, I mean, this whole internet shit just changed the world drastically in so many ways, which in so many negative ways as well.
Like I saw the thing you were talking about, TikTok and like how they pushed the bullshit.
Professional Athlete Secrets00:16:02
Oh, yeah.
I saw that clip.
That clip was like, I think it went pretty viral, no?
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's like, we just live in a weird world now where like shit is that at once we didn't think was possible is just possible now.
Yeah.
You know what's funny about that clip?
I put that out as a way to celebrate 2 million followers on TikTok.
So like I put it out like TikTok's lit.
And then like all these like politicians and shit and like people from the Pentagon, like some dude from the Pentagon just reposted it the other day.
Like, yeah, this is what we're worried about.
And I was like, nah, I'm popping.
Yo, what the fuck?
No, I mean, that clip went everywhere.
But it's like fucking guy who's like the chief officer of Space Force.
Like some high Pentagon dude.
He reposted it?
Yeah.
Oh, he's like, nah, this is all right.
This is the thing that's going on.
I think he made that shit up.
I don't even know if there's any facts.
I read an article.
But it is what's happening, though.
It's like, it is like what's actually happening.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I see that.
Yeah.
Wow, dude.
Yo, you do kind of work out.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Why is that kind of, son?
Why is that kind of?
Because it's like a little bit.
I love the little.
We're all on gen. No, I didn't know.
You just said, yeah, we're on gen. What is that?
Gen estrogen.
Oh, is that a nickname for it?
That's what we call it.
It just takes, bro.
It doesn't get you jacked, bro.
Yeah, no.
You actually are more muscular than I thought.
I'm not even kidding.
You think he's natural?
He's better than you.
He's natural or not.
He's off forever.
No, he's not 100 natural.
I'm natty.
Yeah, he's natural.
I'm 100% natty.
Except for the Cialis's shit.
Except for Cialis.
I love Sialis, dude.
Good, good.
And blue chew.
That's who's sponsoring us.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
You got the Chew or what?
I mean, I've had it.
You partake.
I do.
Oh, yeah.
See, Sialis is amazing.
What the fuck?
It's incredible.
The best.
Yeah.
But I get ornery sometimes.
You get what?
Orinary.
I don't know if that's a real thing from Cialis.
If my wife disagrees with me.
Okay, this is like a problem.
But that's like a whole different reason.
It has nothing to do with the Cials.
I blame Cialis.
I don't think it's the Cialis.
I think it is.
Do you have a therapist?
No.
Well, I'm here to help.
Big news.
The infamous tour.
We are coming to Toronto.
That's right.
We'll be there the fourth and the fifth.
It's open.
We're probably going to be the first shows in the city since it's open.
So it's going to be absolutely crazy.
We'll see you for those three shows up there, Toronto.
I cannot fucking wait.
We are also coming to Birmingham, okay?
New Orleans, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Montreal, New York City, okay?
And of course, Vancouver and Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Go to theandrewscholes.com right now.
Get all those tickets before they're gone.
Now let's get back to the show.
Well, I'm here to help.
Okay, well, can I talk to you about it?
Yeah, let's talk.
Sometimes I'll say something, and then my wife will think that I need a devil's advocate opinion instead of just fucking agreeing with me.
Well, I get all that.
I don't know if you need the devil's advocate opinion.
I think you just need to calm down a little bit.
Exactly.
No, you, though.
Oh, yeah, you.
Bring it down a little bit.
Oh, I need to chill out.
Yeah, yeah.
But have you guys ever had like a real fight with your with your significant other?
Absolutely.
Fully hard?
No.
That shit is crazy.
So you're like erect.
Yeah.
You're like fucking.
Yeah.
So she, but she doesn't know that I got the Cialis.
So she's like, does he like fighting?
Like, this is like, oh, shit.
She thinks I'm getting bricked up off of like toxicity.
So she, does she keep like egging it on or she's like, hell, probably.
Yeah.
Well, that sounds like a vicious cycle.
It is.
You know?
Yeah.
And we should probably end it.
No, no, definitely not end it.
You're married.
Yeah, you're right.
You're going to end it.
You're just going to, you're going to talk.
You're going to conversate through it.
Yeah, we got to do how I feel.
This is where I'm at.
Yep.
And then you figure it out.
100%.
Get over those humps and onto the promised land.
And onto the promised land.
Exactly.
You should be a life coach, bro.
You should, man.
You might save my marriage, bro.
Yeah.
That's why I came here.
No, no, seriously.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
They emailed you.
They emailed me for this.
You emailed me for that.
For that.
So, like, it's just like a whole thing going on.
So basically, Black is here to save the pod, to save our lives, save our family, to save all of their salaries as well.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I am a fucking.
It's a big deal.
This is a good guy.
Yeah, I'm here to help you.
Okay.
Serious question.
Serious question.
Yeah, hit me.
You like chicks?
Love them.
Do you have a girl?
I do.
Oh, how long?
I kind of.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
That's an easy question.
That's an easy question.
For a time.
For a time.
Yeah, because like when we first met, it was like kind of rocky.
What does rocky mean?
Like it was unsure, uncertainty.
Why?
Because you were on Cialis and getting fucking pissed?
Yeah.
No, I was rocking.
I never had that problem.
You were a little bit rocked up.
I mean, I get on it, but I don't get like you on it.
Right, right, right.
You know, it's like, you know, where people are having their life.
You're not uncertain.
And then you meet and you're like, I don't know.
It's like kind of, it's uncertain.
Right.
So then I don't know.
I can't say exactly how long, right?
Now, now, uncertain because you have relationship issues?
For sure.
Big time.
Big time.
Why?
My fucking childhood, man.
What happened?
But I don't like to just blame it.
I lost my father when I was six years old.
That's tough.
My father hung up.
Abandonment issue.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Hung himself.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And you're six.
You found him?
Well, I don't not gonna talk about it.
Okay, that's fine.
But Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
So then that's going to obviously inform your relationships.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm not trying to get off.
Oh, no, it's okay.
We can be serious too.
That's why I think that's why it made me like a psychopath in the gym.
So you found a way that you could funnel all of that energy.
Yeah.
And maybe also.
It was, it was, it was all for avoidance.
Like to avoid and to feel like I was good enough.
Because my thoughts as I got older was like, why, why did this happen to me?
Why did my father leave me?
All that stuff when I was young.
Yeah, you think it's about you.
Exactly.
We all do that.
We like blame ourselves for these things.
Did they email you to do this with me?
100%.
Fuck, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's therapy for everyone.
Yeah, everybody's going through.
We're here, actually.
We got emailed by your buddy right there.
Fuck.
Yeah.
We got emailed by your buddy.
And we're like, we're going to cure every issue.
Dude, this is amazing.
Can I tell you something?
I was literally talking to Mark about this earlier.
This is, and this is what happens as an adult.
How old are you?
32.
32.
As an adult, I feel like we realize, and like I'm experienced this with my own fucking family that like literally everybody, our whole families are suffering from mental illness.
Yeah.
And we didn't like, I didn't realize it as a kid, but my mom is fucking crazy, bro.
Yeah.
Like bona fide fucking crazy.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, these are the people that made me.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
And we are the product of this environment that we're in.
And full, and then we're questioning.
And I'm like, oh, why do I have these little idiosyncrasies about myself?
Why am I this way in relationships or this way with friends or this way even with business?
Like, where does my obsession come with?
And it's like, that shit is all baked in.
Yeah.
When we're fucking kids.
What I've always found interesting is that like, yeah, we, we look, I remember being very young and looking at 30-year-olds, like how old I am right now, and being like, oh, they got it figured out.
No.
So I'm listening to them.
And I'm 39.
I'm like, yo, I don't, I don't know shit.
Now you just start.
Yeah.
Now I'm starting to figure it out.
Now you start.
And also, like, that is something that that's a luxury that comes with some success and money.
Yeah.
Like, you make a little money of some success.
You actually get to like take your foot off the gas for a second.
You go, what about me?
Why do I feel this way?
When you're living fucking paycheck to paycheck, you don't have the luxury to go, I'm depressed.
Get your depressed ass to work.
Yeah.
You know, interesting.
You can't avoid shit as easily now.
Yeah.
You're forced to face it.
It's crazy.
What the fuck, man?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So relationships.
So they're with this girl.
A little bit rough in the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uncertainty.
You were worried about her leaving you, you leaving her, afraid of getting into something too serious, getting hurt.
Yeah, I've always had issues with that.
Like, I dated a girl, I mean, prior to the girl that I'm dating now, but I dated a girl for eight years.
Okay.
Very like turbulent relationship.
And it was because prior to that relationship, I had just got out of a relationship with a girl that like, you know, it was like my, when I was like, it was like my early 20s and I was like, oh, I love this girl.
Like my first taste of like, oh, I love someone, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And then she like completely ripped my heart out.
Why?
She was probably still dealing with an ex, dealing her whole like, you know, how people, it's always that kind of shit where like they're kind of still dealing with some shit.
And then they kind of give you all these other reasons why like it's not working.
I was like, whoa, what the fuck?
Like this isn't like I was, I was a trainer at the time and I trained a bunch of clients that were like model chicks, right?
Can you see how I'm going with this?
So she was like, she was like, yo, you're having, you're fucking these girls.
And I was like, I was never fucking these girls.
Yes.
But, but I think it was just for avoidance.
She just was trying to figure out ways to get away from it.
And then, anyways, my last client was a gay dude.
She's like, you're fucking this gay dude.
No.
Yes.
Everything.
And I was like, what are you talking?
I remember calling my mom like this shit.
Were you?
No, dude.
Just have to ask.
Yeah, of course.
Go ahead.
Anivar hits, bro.
It's different.
It's a little different.
I know.
But no, none of this was true.
And I'm like calling my mom crying like she wants to break up and say, This is my early 20s, right?
And then I get out of this relationship and I'm like, dude, I felt so taken advantage of because I changed my whole life for this person.
I got rid of all these clients.
I got rid of all this money.
I got rid of all these blessings.
I changed everything in my life.
And then I was still left with nothing.
Nothing.
And so then I was like, yo, fuck bitches.
Fuck people.
Fuck everyone.
I'm taking advantage of everyone, everything because I felt so taken advantage of.
And then I met the girl that I dated for eight years.
They're like two years in, I was like, whoa, I really love this shit, but it was way too late.
Way too late.
Because you were fucked up.
Yeah, for sure.
And she had some shit going on, but like, yeah, I brought in all that, all that like insecurity.
Every relationship is a reflection of the last.
And then I get in it and I'm trying to play like one foot in, one foot out, just so like I'd be protected.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm trying to protect myself.
Yeah, yeah.
You've got the, you've got the shield up, but now you can't build a real bond because you got the fucking shield up.
You know what's crazy?
It's like when a girl probably looks at you, they're like, fuck boy.
This guy's in the gym.
He's fucking shredded.
He's partying.
He's doing all this stuff.
But I bet earlier in your life, you were like clingy to the girl.
Yeah, 100%.
So early 20s for sure.
But she's got that insecurity.
Like, oh, this is just a guy.
He's like on the scene.
He's got a million followers on Instagram.
But back then, hold on.
But back then, that shit didn't exist, bro.
Like, when I was doing this in the beginning, it was like on the come up.
This is like back 2011, 2012.
It was brand new.
So there was no, the girl wasn't looking at me like that.
She just had her own whatever traumas and issues in her life.
And when I met that girl that I dated for eight years, that was during my whole come up.
So she didn't have that perspective like that.
But along the way, it did start to complicate things because I played that one foot in, one foot out, trying to float with other girls, trying to be like, I could be here.
If you hurt me, I'll be there.
Because you're just looking for somebody to secure yourself.
Exactly.
This girl leaves me.
I need a.
And that was my problem.
Yeah.
And then it was, it caused enough, you know, issue there.
And then I started getting more popular and I started involving more women into my content, stuff that I was doing.
And then it just made the whole thing way worse.
You need a crazy secure chick to put up with that.
Yeah.
Because any girl.
And this was a girl who was not in social media at all.
She's like a not involved amazing.
Yeah.
Like, it's like, how do you think?
My wife don't want nothing to do with that shit.
Like, you fucking want.
Super lucky.
You've got a W, bro.
Super lucky.
Congratulations.
100%.
Yeah.
Where do you find them?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
Yeah.
That's a great question.
Where the fuck do you find him?
They find him.
They find you.
They find you.
This one right now, she owns social media.
A bit, yeah.
Can we look at her?
No, Jesus Christ, no.
But do you have to negotiate that stuff?
Like, is it because you're a public figure and the DMs are probably crazy, right?
Yeah.
Most of these dudes, though, my DMs, I ain't gonna lie.
There's no shorties.
There are.
There are.
There are a few shorties shooting shots.
There are.
Like, sit on my face or I want to sit on your face type shit.
Sit on my face.
Sit on my face.
It's not wild.
That would be wild, but no, it's the other two.
I want to see this.
All my guys say sit on my face.
Oh, wait.
Gay guys are coming after tons.
How much have they offered?
Bro, I haven't got to that.
You've never got a big offer from like some Saudi Arabian prince?
I never got.
Nah, I never got that.
You never got the shit on the glass table?
No, never got.
I know about that shit happening, though, but I never got that.
I never got that deep.
Why?
Because you know girls that had that happen?
Oh, yeah.
Talk to me.
No, you want to know about that?
Yes.
No, that shit's fucked.
That's their business.
I'll tell you all about it.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Deli, W.
No, no, it's fucked up.
No, but tell the story.
That's real, though, right?
Like, people think that we're being hyperbolic.
That's a real thing that happened.
No, no, girls really go out like on yachts and get shit on.
Yeah.
Like 100%.
Okay.
You're in.
You're the paper just for that.
100%.
Just for that.
And then he's like, okay, that's all I'm saying.
He didn't want to fuck the girl because he's already done it, like so many.
Yeah.
He just wanted that to be like, I did that.
It's a power move.
I can make you shit on a glass table.
That's it.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Call me.
Yeah.
I will fucking shit on a glass table and for like a mill or a couple million.
Yeah.
100,000.
You said 20,000?
100,000.
Floppy first class or the Eddie Hodge?
Oh my God.
People killed Emirates or Emirates.
That's fire.
Hell yeah.
Have you been on Emirates first class?
No, no.
Crazy.
Oh, my God.
It's like, yeah.
It's like, it's like a.
You went out there?
Wait a sec.
I went in for something.
What did you go there for?
To film content.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But it wasn't that kind of content.
Don't play with me.
It wasn't that kind of content.
What kind of content was it?
It was workout shit.
100%.
I promise.
Did they make you squat first?
I did some squats, but they didn't make me do anything.
No one made me do anything.
I did work out shit.
You did say workout shit.
I probably shit a few times when I was there, but it wasn't anything to do with anything else.
Okay.
Just saying, I was shitting in bathrooms.
That you know, that you know.
I don't know.
Maybe what they got in that bathroom.
Maybe they were fucking, who knows, dude?
Maybe them somewhere on an OnlyFans thing.
I don't know.
There's probably a bunch of dudes drafted up.
Yo, you're a dumbass.
Yo, that's so good.
You're a fucking idiot, bro.
Oh, I love this shit.
This is a dope guy.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Of, because you're the interesting cross-section between the workout community and the YouTube, like influencer community.
Yeah.
Of the girls that we see, you don't have to name names.
Okay.
Of the girls that we see, like these like famous kind of like influencer chicks, right?
Yeah, yeah.
How many of them are getting paid to get their shit cracked open and cleaned out?
I'm just cleaned out.
I'm just cleaned out.
Just out of curiosity.
It's crazy because I don't even, I think some of them just do it like not even so much to get paid.
Like some do it because it's like they just want to.
What do you mean by that?
I just know a few people who have cleaned out a few and there was no money involved.
Wait, so they just go fly out there.
I'm talking about the girls.
You're talking about Dubai shit.
No, no, not even Dubai, but just like how many of these girls that we see, right?
Because what I'll give you is another scenario.
Another friend of mine won't say his name, but he basically was like, yo, there's a billionaire like service.
And like, if you're trying to smash something and you're a billionaire, there are these girls that will do it.
But these girls are like celebrities.
Yeah, it's huge.
Like famous.
And this is only for like the Billy Club, but we're talking about Victoria's secret models, not the one, not that one.
Not that one.
Not that one.
Which one are we doing?
You know what I mean?
You know.
I think we're on the same page.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
But like.
But other ones.
But other ones.
Got it.
Okay.
And so, so, so my buddy told me about this, and I was like, that's like a real thing.
He goes, yeah.
I'm like, why did the girls do it?
And he goes, the money's just too crazy to not do it.
And low-key, those girls, if they're single, they're probably going to be fucking guys like this anyway.
We're not talking about scumbag like losers.
We're talking about like successful billionaire business people like that we all know.
Yeah.
And that person will probably stay quiet.
So it's a so everybody's quiet.
So I'm wondering how many of these influencer chicks that we think they're making all their money selling 50, how many of them are out there selling cooch?
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I mean, I feel like they wouldn't even want to tell me.
I think I probably know like two who does who do stuff like that.
And they talk about it.
I mean, like reluctantly.
But what do you say?
Where you're just like, yo, just be honest.
Why were you in Montana?
Montana?
I mean, they're just trying to get a bag.
I don't even blame them.
You don't, right?
I don't blame them, man.
Would you do it?
Would I do it?
Super hot chick.
Queen of England goes, listen, cure me of COVID.
Cure me of COVID.
What do I do?
I mean, like, what's the bag like?
250.
Cure me of COVID.
250?
Yeah, you got to go down on her.
Suck it out.
Oh, man.
Suck the COVID out of the Queen of England.
I mean, I feel like I do it just for the story.
Yeah.
I don't even need a 250.
The story is a little.
You could have got the 250, bruh.
I mean, whatever.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you would do it 100%.
Fuck it.
Would you do it?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's like, yes.
Would you do it for the 250 or you do it for just the story?
No, I'd need the 250 because that pussy probably tastes like parchment.
For me, is the 250 would be part.
The 250 would be for the travel time.
Like, I don't like the whole, I hate that shit.
Don't waste these days.
Yeah, I hate the whole, like, you know, like, there might be a one layover, some like a connecting flight.
I hate that shit.
Can't do it.
I hate it, dude.
I literally won't fly somewhere if it's like a layover.
Why?
I just don't.
I just, I hate, I hate, like, I love being here and I love doing this.
I took red eye.
I was like, this guy's wild.
And I love meeting you and everyone here.
You guys are dope as fuck.
I just hate the process like prior to the plane and then getting off the plane and the whole like put the mask on all this fucking bullshit.
It's like, yeah, fuck off.
Yeah.
I just don't like that.
It's, I didn't like it prior to all this shit and it just got a hundred times worse.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I think we're done with the mask shit.
Thank God.
I mean, you're in LA, but so it's a little bit different, but it's the king of that shit.
Yeah.
It's like where they're like all about it.
Yeah.
It's like they live and die for that shit.
Or in your gym, is it?
Oh, no.
My gym, we, from the very beginning, we stayed open when we weren't supposed to, which, by the way, what?
They dismissed the case.
Yes.
Dismissed the case.
There you go.
But it's a little frustrating because it's like, imagine all the other people, gym owners or business owners that close down their business because they had to.
And I was like, fuck you, I'm not closing.
And then I get to the end of the line, they're like, yo, let's forget about it.
Wow.
So it's like, what about all those motherfuckers' money?
What about the livelihoods of all those other people?
Because I don't think that they have.
I could stand up and say, fuck you.
I'm not doing that.
You got bread from other places too.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
They couldn't take the risk.
And then I think they didn't actually have legal recourse to shut down businesses.
There's literally no actual sign.
I was the whole time.
I'm like, this is the craziest thing.
One of the first attorneys I got with, I swear to God.
Oh, I appreciate it, man.
One of the first attorneys I got with was like, like, trying to scare.
No, that's what I was about to say.
Julio, no.
Was trying to scare me, bro.
It was like trying to be like, you got to submit.
You got to close your business.
They're going to shut you down.
They're going to take your business.
They're going to throw you in jail.
I was like, do it.
Throw me in fucking jail.
You tell me the gym can't be open, throw me in jail.
Because to me, it was greater than that.
Remember, I told you earlier about my father?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The whole thing was like, I couldn't take that away from a 16-year-old, 17-year-old kid that I knew I was.
Yeah.
Just because I'm like, the easier route would have been for me to be like, let me close this down.
I could save lawyer fees.
I could save fines.
And I said, fuck it.
I spent tons of money in fucking lawyer fees to get to the end for them to be like, you're right.
We actually didn't have anything.
Sorry.
Wow.
Wow.
Which is crazy, bro.
You got to think how fucking crazy that is.
But that is an interesting, like, that is an interesting way to look at it for you.
For you, it wasn't about like, I'm fighting the government mandates.
It's like, I'm looking out for that kid who might be going through what I went through at this age.
And it's not only kids.
It's like, people don't realize the mental health shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, well, this is the fucked up thing about the whole thing.
I don't like talking about this much because it gets me really fucking fired up.
Yeah, I'm going to do it right now because I'm pisses me off.
I swear to God, because like during that time, they're just like, nothing else matters.
This is the only thing that matters.
So a motherfucker killing themselves doesn't matter.
Suicide doesn't matter.
Fuck that.
Those rates are going crazy.
Don't look at that.
Don't look at that.
There's only one way to go.
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
It's like, it's only COVID's killing people now.
Suicide ain't killing people, even though it's just going skyrocketing.
And then you think about like all the other shit, like someone paying medical bills to feed their family and they're paying these bills.
Like, who knows?
Some kid might have cancer in this guy's family.
And they're like, close on your fucking business.
Yeah.
Can't pay for that.
And it's like, so that wait, that's so we're just saying that's not important.
We're saying this is essential and that's not essential.
It's like, yo, someone's fucking livelihood is essential.
It's almost like they knew that they were their reelection was based on reducing COVID deaths and only those deaths.
Bro, it's fucking insane.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, if they reduce mental health deaths, they don't get re-elected.
But if they kept them COVID deaths down.
Because they made the whole hurrah.
Oh, this is, oh, we're going to fight this shit.
And then look at this shit now.
And it's like, bro, it's crazy.
Like, I was fighting this whole thing and I'm like looking at it.
Costco right down the street from my gym, fully open.
Wild.
The place where they sell the food, fully open.
But the mom and pop's restaurant look exactly like the place where they sell the food.
Can't be fucking open.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
You can't say these are the same.
Yeah.
Like if you can't see the problem with that, like fuck how you believe about the mask or this or that, the COVID shit.
It's all fucked up.
It's not even political at that point.
No, it's not.
It's literally like you can look at it for exactly what is and be like, that's just not fucking right.
That's why I get the parents that are upset about their kids wearing the masks.
Like it's like you're going out to dinner.
Those same kids are going to sit down in the cafeteria and not wear the mask.
Bro.
Why can't they just sit the same kids in the cafeteria room?
Don't wear the mask.
Well, the same parents are in the club and it's all good and their masks are off.
What the fuck?
It's like it's the whole thing's fucked.
There's no rhyme or reason to this shit.
They're just like, yo, here, there, here, there, okay, there.
It's like, go fuck yourself.
Listen to what we said, though.
And I get it in the beginning, like, creating these rules because we don't know what the fuck is going on.
But two years later?
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden they're like, oh, exercise and shit's important.
You guys should go to gym.
Like, what?
What the fuck?
I didn't say this from day one.
What the fuck?
So did your business do better because of that?
Were people like super grateful?
So, yeah, during COVID, of course, like, so we had to keep, we had to put like gasoline and generators to turn our lights because the city, bro, listen to this.
Let me tell you this for, let me tell you this story, okay?
Yeah.
Imagine a fucking city.
They go, yo, you got to turn your lights off because you're operating.
We're like, all right.
Oh, they can look at your electric bill and tell.
No, This is better.
This is better.
They knew they knew I was operating because I'm on social media.
There's so many levels to this shit that is interesting, right?
So number one, my visibility is massive because like the whole social media shit.
So they can go, they're showing up to my gym every day.
So I'm going to get to two things here.
One thing, there's a gym right down the street and there's a gym right up the street.
How many counts do you think I had of 8.77B, which was like, you didn't listen to what the fuck we said order, right?
This is a real thing in California.
Did I have versus those other two gyms at the same exact time operating the same exact way and actually bigger spaces?
How many counts do you think they had up the street, down the street?
And me?
What is it?
There was one up the street and you was eight down the street and there's 66 in mine.
So you're driving past these gyms every day and you're going, that's, you know, that.
And I'm like, you guys.
So anyways, listen.
This is celebrity shit.
Like they know you so they can clip you.
And they can see my story every day, right?
I'm not there doing what they say I'm supposed to be doing.
Okay.
But here's the deal with the lights.
This is the craziest thing with the lights.
And mind you, I had some guys coming into my gym who were like health officials.
I'm not going to say his guy's name, but he was one of the health officials.
And he comes in like dresses like a police officer with a gun.
And he's like, you guys got to shut down.
We're like, what the fuck?
And I have, I have a lot of like police officers who go to my gym and they're like, yo, that guy can't be in here dressed like that.
He can't be in here with a gun and like a all this fucking crazy shit.
So anyways, the first time they shut my lights off, they hit the switch in the back.
We're like, yeah, I'll bet.
Yeah, okay, we'll turn that.
And then we just turn it back on, right?
The second time they shut the lights off, they go through the city and there's a back door because my, my, you know, the landlord has the whole, the whole unit.
Oh, they shut you off with the.
So listen, they shut us off at the lights in, you know, the big building and they put a lock on our shit, shut it off, put a lock, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, oh, fuck.
Okay.
So we operated for three months, just generated.
We put like construction lights, you know, like a construction light set up.
Yeah, yeah.
Generate for, we put some speakers for the music.
So nighttime, it was like a fucking club in there.
It was amazing.
Here's the thing.
Imagine three months go by and I'm like, all right, I spent like six, seven thousand dollars a month just in gasoline to fuel these things, right?
And I'm paying my rent and all this other shit on top of that.
So I was like, yo, I hit them up and I said, email.
And all this shit is tracked.
So if you motherfuckers are listening, this shit, I'll go, we'll go straight back because I want to take them to court for this shit.
You should.
So imagine I'm saying, hey, I'm following what you guys want me to follow now.
Certain orders, they're like, you got to do this.
You got to do that if you want to do this.
Follow this.
I'm saying, hey, can you come verify that we're doing this?
And imagine this.
They don't show up.
No response.
To this day.
To this day, no response.
So you came by 60 times before and now you can't come up and pull it.
And I said, can you turn my lights back on?
I'm doing what you want me to do.
No response to this day.
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To this day.
So how'd you get the lights back?
I cut the fucking lock and turned the lights back on.
Bro, they're doing illegal shit.
That's illegal.
Like, how would you not respond to that?
In what world is that not illegal?
Yeah.
Like, you can't be like, oh, we're just, oh, we did that and we're just dipping.
You can't do that.
That's fucking illegal.
Did you ever think to just not post on social media because it was bringing so much attention?
No, fuck that.
That's stupid.
Was it going to stop what I was doing?
I mean, you could stop posting on social media.
Why would I do that?
I've been doing that forever.
Clubhouse, you know, doing that forever.
All right, fair enough.
But yes, during the time, to ask your question, it did.
It was like tons of people.
Dude, you got it.
There were massive lines.
People were like waiting in the lobby because everyone wanted to fucking work out.
Like, you're trying to take something away from someone that is like so basic, people love and they feel like they need this and it does so much for their mental health, their sanity, their bodies, all this.
It's like people are going to fucking find that.
Yeah.
And even though they wanted to get everyone, don't do it or whatever.
It's like people were finding that.
So yes, during that time, it definitely helped during that time for sure.
Yeah.
There's like, I don't think people, I don't know, at least for me, maybe I learned that early on.
Like, again, maybe I haven't worked out consistently enough to like get gains, but like for me.
You haven't.
You're super, super soft, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You definitely have.
I just need, but here's the thing: the way that I exercise, it's really just mental release.
So I just need like, I don't care.
I care if I'm like thin or whatever, but I need to get out of here.
I mean, listen.
And that's what you're talking about when it comes to like the mental health aspect of it.
Like, this is why I exercise.
Yeah.
I never go to the gym that I'm like, I need my biceps to get bigger.
If they do, that's awesome.
Yeah.
And if I'm working out more consistently, that's, that's great.
And it makes me feel good and I feel better about myself.
But I run relentlessly for this shit.
This is what it's all about, though.
Like, it's not about, I'm not saying, everyone, listen, you got to be a bodybuilder to get this out of it.
It's literally what you're saying.
Yeah.
It's like just some level of physical activity, this form of release.
Yeah.
It's like a different form of meditation.
Like when you're in it and you can focus on it.
100%.
And every like for me, when I was young, it was like nothing else.
I was able to not think about everything else.
Yes.
And I was able to focus on this and not think about all the negative shit in my life.
And I was able to just do what was like physically.
I've always wondered.
I've always wondered like, all right, you know, when you're in your like worst state, how much you need exercise?
Or can you think about that, right?
Like, I feel like I can run more effectively than I feel like I can get into like the trance of the workout.
Everything is more powerful for me in that state.
And I'm like, I wonder if like Olympic athletes or like these like, like the weightlifter guys who lift the crazy shit, I wonder if they can induce that when they're about to lift.
For sure.
Like I watch those videos where like you see like the marine guys where the whole fucking group is around.
Everybody's cheers them.
They're going to do some crazy deadlift.
For sure.
So like I could relate to this when I was when I first started training, the thing that I first took serious wasn't bodybuilding.
It was Olympic weightlifting.
So the first thing that I got good at in working, I mean, I started training was like, oh, I look big, but the first like actual sport in lifting was Olympic weightlifting.
So it's like, you know, about Olympic weightlifting, powerlifting, bodybuilding, right?
And powerlifting is essentially deadlifting is squat, squat, bench deadlift.
And then what's the one where you do, it's a clean?
This is Olympic weightlifting.
Clean and jerk.
Clean, jerk.
And the snatch.
That's Olympic weightlifting.
What's snatch?
Snatch is like from the floor and your arms are here and then you end up like overhead like that.
And then what is the clean then?
The clean is your arms are here and then you end up shoulder and then you're up.
And then you have to push it overhead.
Yeah, it's a it's a jerk.
But so when I did that, I'll give you a perfect example.
Like when you do it and you're like going for that like max level where you're like, this is my new rep, like my new PR, right?
And you're trying to go above me on you've ever gone.
I can fully relate.
Even when I've done this with deadlifting, it's like you almost like, you go out of body almost.
Where you're just like, it just happens and you're like, you're done.
You're like, oh shit, I did it.
Or you, oh shit, I didn't do it.
Yep.
So because you've trained so much to like just act in that certain range of motion in that certain technique, that like if you're pushing that level, you just get to a point where it's like, you get done.
You're like, oh, I got it.
Yeah.
It's different.
There's a, there's a weird mental aspect to it.
Like for sure.
Wouldn't be able to lift what you can lift, obviously.
But I feel like I could lift five or 10%, maybe more than what I can if I can access that for sure.
And I feel like that about like training, getting to that point so you could you could access that.
Yes, but up here, not only physically, like fully mental, it's not physical, dude.
Like there'll be times where like I'm running and like I just play the same song over and over again because I can get into a meditative state.
Yeah.
Like it's not new information that I have to think about, not new lyrics.
It's the same thing over and I just get lost.
Yeah.
So I'm like, how the fuck do I do it?
You got to think like how anyone makes like that.
Like you go from what I can lift to 100 pounds more or 20 pounds more, like you're going beyond you've ever gone, right?
So there must be an ability to access it.
Exactly.
But it is through mental for sure.
You got to think about it.
It's like you're, you know, it's not like going in training, hitting biceps.
Okay, I'm hitting biceps.
Boom, boom.
I'm doing that.
It's like, but a squad or a Delaf or a big movement where you're really pushing the weight to a different level, or like you're going beyond you've ever ran, like the amount of, like the amount of miles.
You're like you've always ran 10 miles, but you're going for 12 and like there's that moment where you're just like, holy shit, i'm gone beyond the point i've ever gone.
Yeah, it's all mental.
That's where it's all mental.
Like you do train to run the 10, to run the five, to run the 10, to run the five, and then you like I want to run the 12, to get truly to that 12.
It's like you you almost get lost and you're almost like watching yourself to push that.
So then now the 12 becomes like your new set point, but it's it's not just, it's not definitely not just physical.
Yeah, it's like that incremental increase has to be mental, because up here you you're, you're only capable of doing what you've done exactly.
Yeah, so to get to a point where it's beyond that yeah, it's all here.
So then what happens?
What happens for you like, are you in a state right now where you're like, I want to maintain this, or are you constantly creating new goals?
It's more about creating new goals now.
So for me, it's like my, my focus is like i'm more, i'm more focused on like this type of content, this type of learning, this type of giving, this type of showing right.
Yeah um, and physically, it's like my new goals would be like okay, because over the years I was never really the guy I never was really the guy who was like.
I was always like big, like strong, and I did some shit, but I was never really guy who's like taking my shirt off and like showing my abs, right.
So now i'm like, yo, I want to get shredded, so you're trying to lean up.
Yeah, I want to get lean.
Yeah, so I want to like do some shit.
That I really didn't like doing as much was like doing more cardio, doing more stuff like that, like more running, more biking, more things that like really get fucking like tight.
You know because, like before, it was all about getting stronger, getting bigger.
How much more can I lift?
Yeah, and now i'm at the point where it's like I i've i've kind of like not got past that, but I i'm just my interest is a little bit different yeah yeah, and you have to shift and have a goal yeah, or else you're just gonna be miserable and yeah it, and mentally, beyond just the physical, it's like I mean more stuff, like just this, like conversation stuff.
I'm enjoying so much more in my life.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
So it's just different.
It's just as you, as you, I mean as you age, as you get older, or just as you progress through, even like you know just things you've kind of already done.
You, you just want to start to try and develop in new skills.
Yeah, you know you get better at it.
Yeah yeah fighting fighting, would you do it?
I think about that a lot.
Talk to me.
Yeah, I would love to do it because i've trained yeah, i've trained a few.
Which disciplines?
Jiu-jitsu and Some hands, or no?
Muay Thai.
Okay.
Yeah.
Generally, with a guy as like muscular as you, I would say there's no way you can strike.
And then I saw you dunk.
Yeah.
And I was like, this guy might be fucking.
This guy might be able to box a little bit.
It's the thing that I, the biggest, my biggest.
You're talking about like sometimes you see the big guys try to strike and they're like throwing pillows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They can push because you guys are so used to push motion.
Yeah.
But snapping a punch is a way different.
Of course.
But you must have fast twitch if you can fucking dunk from the vert.
Yeah.
So, but for me, it's like, I know the thing that I lack the most, if I'm talking about fighting, like being like honestly, like genuinely honest about this.
Yeah.
I know that I would need to train specifically like cardiovascular.
Yeah.
Like I'd have to be like doing BJJ like every day.
I'd have to be doing striking every day.
I'd like to reduce mass a little bit too.
I'd have to lose weight for sure.
Is that BJJ?
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Yeah.
You're like, is there a new type?
But yeah, because carrying 260, like those muscles need oxygen.
Yeah, you're fucked.
There's like, unless like, you know, you've, unless I've, as I gained this weight, I was also doing all that stuff.
So your cardio would match.
Exactly.
But I wasn't, right?
So like my cardio would match like, you know, a fucking bodybuilder who'd be like, I'm spending time doing this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But if as I was gaining that weight, I was also striking and I was also doing BJJ.
I was also doing all the fighting training, like sports.
Disciplines, yeah, yeah.
Disciplines, exactly.
Then I'd be like, okay, as I went up in weight, you know, because I must have been eating crazy amounts of food to get to that and to maintain that.
Then I would be like, okay, I'm more adapt for that.
But I know that I haven't been.
So it's like, I haven't been doing enough of it.
I've been doing more of the other.
So I know I'd have to shift my training.
Now, you see these guys, you see, obviously, like Jake and Logan making crazy money.
Yeah.
Right.
And you're like, oh, wow, there is a space for celebrity fighting.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And you happen to have experience in the discipline.
You're not learning it.
I mean, like Jake and Logan learned how to box over the last three years.
Yeah.
You've been training Jiu-Jitsu longer or not, not as consistent.
Like, I'd be more like you, the consistent inconsistency.
You're in it a little bit, then you pull out in a little.
Yeah.
But I've even watched some videos.
Like, you know, some stuff.
Like, you can choke some people out.
For sure.
Okay.
So there has to be part of you that's going, like, should I enter this?
Yeah, definitely.
Like, would you want to?
I'd love to.
I'd like to do, I'd like to do the UFC thing.
I'd like to, I don't want to do the boxing thing.
Like, if I was going to fight, it wouldn't be boxing.
Because you have more experience in jujitsu.
Well, yes, but I'd also like just like to use my whole body.
Like, if I was going to put my face and my, like, my, my reputation on the line, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to be like just relying on striking because I know that I'd like to like, I'd like to ground and pound someone.
Yeah, yeah.
Who?
Who do you want?
What makes the biggest fight?
Because you're somebody who understands the internet as well.
Like, what is what is the headline that's like.
I mean, it's one of those guys.
It's Jake or Logan.
Jake.
Jake or Logan.
Logan.
Jake is the number one right now because he's the number one guy in it.
If you fought Jake in MMA, you think you handle that?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I'd beat the fuck out of him right now.
Really?
In MMA.
In MMA.
No.
Because the kid can fight.
No.
And I think a lot of people underestimated him.
I fully agree.
Yeah.
I fully agree.
I'm just saying, based on my weight.
Exactly.
You get on top of him and the experience in jiu-jitsu.
And it's just like.
That's why I know if I'm striking, nah, I'm gassing the fuck out.
There's no way I'm going to be able to hang like that for long enough.
So you basically, you're going to try to take him down as quick as possible.
Like, take me through that first round with you and Jake.
Yeah.
Because I know you've thought about it.
I know you've thought about it.
Take me through the first round.
I mean, it'd be simple.
You're avoiding the right hand.
I would avoid it.
And I'd take him down.
And I hate to say this, but I would just tire him out for the first like few rounds.
Meaning like body weight holding him down.
Pressure.
That fucking pressure.
Grappling cardio is a pressure, pressure, pressure.
And then get him tired.
And then probably one of the rounds, do the same thing and then just ground and pound him.
So not try to tap out.
No, probably not.
You don't think he'd give up that back, bro?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I think he might give up.
But I want to fucking...
Oh, you want to finish?
Yeah, I want to be like, I want blood.
Yeah, I want blood.
Mine or his.
I don't give a fuck.
I want blood.
It's got to be blood.
Interesting.
Are you worried at all about like fucking up your face?
Like, you're a good looking.
If I got to that point, no.
Right?
If I'm fighting him, no way.
But because there's so much money that you can fix it.
Exactly.
Like, if you're talking about now, okay, if I got to go through the UFC, I got to fight a bunch of guys to get there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, bro.
Yeah, I'm going to get like fucked up all the time.
But if it's just, it's all for that, I'm not worried about it.
Interesting.
Okay, now what about now Logan can wrestle a bit?
Yeah.
Would you be worried at all with a person with a wrestling background?
I tried to wrestle Logan.
I tried to do that.
It would never happen.
Did Logan.
I don't know.
I mean, he's listening.
At the same time, Logan is, I'm not the kind of guy to be like, oh, I'm on a, like, Logan's fucking, you know, maybe if he doesn't want to wrestle me, it's because like maybe he thinks he has more clout.
He does.
I'm not, I'm not heavy.
He has something to lose in that situation.
For sure.
He's got more clout.
I mean, you're not even going to fucking be a liar.
Like, you got more of it.
This is obvious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy's one of the most famous people.
So like for him to take that and to lose that, there's more to lose, right?
But it would still be like a fun wrestling match between you guys.
For sure.
And also, you would argue that he's at a disadvantage for weight.
You're a big guy.
You've experienced wrestling too or just jujitsu?
I mean, not specific wrestling.
No.
So that's the thing about jiu-jitsu is like jujitsu starts when wrestling finishes.
Yeah.
It's fucked.
Right?
Like he gets you where he thinks he wants you and you're like, welcome.
On the back, yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Exactly.
So that's where it might be a little bit upfair.
Just a wrestling match might be towards him.
But if it's a grappling match where there is.
Yeah, if we're just wrestling, I mean, I mean, I'm sure his technique is better because I know that he's done more wrestling.
Yeah.
And I know that he has more cardiovascular endurance than me.
That's for sure.
Right.
He's a lighter guy.
I know he's been doing, I don't know how much he's been doing.
Right.
But then grappling cardio is different.
I keep telling people, you see this in UFC all the time.
You see guys like, this happened to Dustin.
Yeah.
Dustin Poirier, his cardio is amazing.
Any fight you, I've never seen Dustin get gas throwing to the end of the rounds when he's throwing.
Yeah.
But when he has to fight off the ground.
It's just different, man.
It's a different cardio.
Have you done it?
Never.
I mean, just like, you know, Rogan's tapped me out and that kind of stuff like that, just jokingly, but like never like grappling, never done anything.
You should try.
It is so fucking hard.
Yeah.
It's because it's obviously like the animal instinct of like fight or flight.
So your adrenaline, your heart rate's higher.
So then like oxygen usage is going way up.
Because like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is like, it's all about being calm.
And if you're not like skilled, you're not breathing heavy.
If you're not skilled, you get into it.
You're like, fuck.
And then at the same time, the person is doing stuff where you're like, I don't know where are they going if you're unskilled with the actual techniques.
You know that they're coming for something.
And if you don't know how to defend it, you're getting scared because your heart's racing.
It's just setting up.
Yeah.
And then at the same time, pressure, right?
The pressure of like, you know, imagine every time you breathe, you take a breath out.
And then that person, like a good, a good one will get, they're going to get a little deeper.
So you can breathe a little less each time.
They're trying to constrict your lungs.
So imagine like they're like pressure.
So like you're having your recovery is going.
So now everything you do is like, you're heavier.
You can't, you're not, you're not really throwing hard punches because they're like throwing fucking pillows.
Because like you're oxygen, you're an oxygen debt.
So if you get on top of someone, you're constantly applying pressure.
They're trying to get you off.
They're trying to restrict even that motion.
Like you see with some of the UFC fighters where like once a guy gets on top, I think it's the Francis guy did this with the Sir Gon.
Once he got on top, his guy's like, fuck.
And if he knew how to stay on top, that's all he needed to do.
And then the guy's just like, he can't be the same striker.
Because he's so exhausted.
Exactly.
Because trying to get someone off you or trying to avoid just having someone on you who knows how to stay on top of you and then continue to apply pressure is like for a round.
The next round you get up, you're like, you're throwing fucking pillows.
Well, dude, I mean, you see it in boxing matches, right?
It's like guys who start to gas out, even the heavy hitters, like the one-punch knockout night night guys.
Once they gas out, you could take a punch.
Yeah.
You could take a punch.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So it's a whole different game, man.
I mean, that's what makes martial arts so fucking interesting.
Okay.
Have you ever wanted to, because I've seen, I was watching this compilation of the Nelk Boys just fucking trolling your ass.
All right, dude, relax.
We get it.
You're strong, bro.
We get it.
Oh, you're strong, dude.
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It's okay.
You don't have to break the set.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, I've seen them trolling you.
And I'm just like, have you ever been to a point where off camera, you're like, I'm going to fucking kill one of these kids.
I'm going to kill one of them.
Not because it's always in a playful manner, but there has been moments.
The fucking electrocution shit.
The taser?
The taser?
There was a little part of you?
No, but this is the crazy.
It's like, dude, it's like.
That's such cap, bro.
It's not real.
Really?
Yeah.
That was set up.
Call me Leonardo DiCaprio, baby.
Let's go.
I'm in this bitch.
Give me an Oscar.
Someone give me an Oscar.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it's like we, you know.
Now, set up in terms of, it's set up like, is it set up like...
Like, do you think I'd really let someone tase me and not beat the fuck out of them?
Okay, question.
Seriously think about it.
Is it set up like, hey, we're going to do something, play along with it, but I'm not going to let you know what it is?
Or is it set up like, hey, I'm going to fucking tase you?
No, it's kind of like you know some shit's going to go on.
Like, play along with it.
Play along.
Okay, okay.
But you don't know exactly what it's going to be.
Yeah, no, not all the time.
No.
Got you.
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes a little bit more sense.
Interesting.
Like, there'll be shit where I'm like, oh, of course.
But I'll see it right away.
I'll be like, oh, okay, this is what it is.
Okay.
Motherfuckers.
Like.
Because I remember seeing that.
And there's some shit that I'll be like, after the fact, I'll kind of be like, yo, don't, don't do shit.
Ever do that again?
Like, I'm not going to fucking care.
As a matter of fact, don't put that on the internet.
Yeah, Because that's the other thing.
It's like, you have the ability.
It seems like you could beat any of them up.
Every single one of them.
Probably at the same time.
But like, that's the fight.
Yeah, but I watch the fight.
All three events.
All the voice.
No, never.
I love them.
I love them.
I only know Salim, and he's a good kid.
He is a little bit more.
That shit motherfucker makes me laugh, bro.
Yeah.
Salim is a fucking, he's a good dude.
That moaning shit.
Yeah.
I have cried at that.
Yeah, he's funny, man.
He's a good one.
And he's a good dude.
He is really a good dude.
Steve's a fucking amazing dude.
That's like my brother, man.
I'm not as familiar with Steve.
I know a little of Kyle's stuff from the pod.
Right.
And I was surprised you weren't involved in that.
Yeah, well, I kind of was here and there.
Like, I did a few episodes with them.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I figured for some reason that you guys would do that together.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's, there's a, I don't know.
There's a little.
I don't know.
What?
Did you would, did you also feel that way?
Yeah.
A little, no, that's interesting.
But it's all good.
You know, I'm like, all right, it's fine.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe, I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's what it is, dude.
I'm like, dude, I guess.
Because I know I don't know.
It's just what?
What, dog?
You can talk about it.
I don't think he knows.
I think I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's just like I would have loved to have been a part of it.
I just figured that synergy would be perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think we did episodes and it was.
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And again, I don't know their business, so I can't say, but like, I can understand people wanting to create their own things.
100%.
And I'm sure that's something that you like doing.
I'm sure it's something that everybody likes doing, want to create their own things.
For sure.
And that is also the demise of every great band, but it is okay.
And we hope that every great band.
You know what I mean?
John Lennon want to go create his own shit.
Fuck all that shit, John.
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But no, no.
But I can see that urge to kind of like have that soul focus and soul vision when it comes to creating a product.
For sure.
And I'm not mad at all.
It's like, again, they make great fucking decisions, you know?
Yeah.
So it is what it is.
No, they're balling.
I would have loved.
But your guys, your stuff took, I don't know.
Again, I'm an outsider.
I'm not as involved in the content.
Like, I'm fucking 38.
You know what I mean?
But from the outside, like, you guys have this really fun chemistry.
Yeah.
So I was like, oh, it kind of seems like this.
I felt the same way.
Like, I don't know.
For me, I'm like a creator.
So I'm going, yeah, you have these NFL guys on, but like have Bradley just body slam every single one of them and like, let's see who's the real athlete, right?
Like, imagine that.
They're just fun stuff.
Like, yeah.
You and AB have a vert competition.
Yeah, it'd be fun.
Yeah.
I think you got AB.
I, I don't know, on a standing vert, I think.
Standing vert.
Yeah, standing vert.
That's another, and we'll, we'll go back to it, but like, standing vert is different.
Like, I'm a one-legged jumper.
So you're a runner.
I could dunk easy.
Yeah.
Back in the day.
Now, no.
How tall are you?
You're pretty tuned to 6'2.
Yeah, you're tough.
But like, still, for like 6'2, like, dunking is probably like a little bit surprising during a basketball game.
But when I saw the vert, if you're a basketball guy, like, you know, vert's different.
Like, Dominique Wilkins was a crazy dunker because it was off of two feet.
Yeah, I do everything off vert.
You can't do.
No, that's the thing.
I don't, I don't have that fucking single-leg finesse.
I've also never tried it.
Well, maybe you should fucking try it.
Maybe I should try.
Dude, off the vertical.
Because sometimes you have a free throw live.
I'd be having dreams where I'm like, yo, I'm flying.
I'm like, maybe it's really like that.
I just never really tried it.
Okay.
Because it's more the ball, the pause.
The ball handling skill.
I didn't have that finesse to like, you know what I'm saying?
So you, yeah, you weren't dribbling up to go dunk.
Exactly.
So as long as you could hold it, you could.
You were doing like gym box jump training to the point where.
Yeah, I mean, it was most of my jump training came from the Olympic lifting when I was younger.
And so I was like, because that's all like pretty much explosive vert.
Yeah.
Well, obviously, you got the barbell.
So that's where it came from.
So it was never like, because I'm, you're in one, you're in one spot.
You're not like running to go do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, what's your PR for vert?
I don't even know, dude.
I never really tested it.
But I actually, I think, remember that guy came by the gym.
There's a guy who has a world record, came by the gym.
And he said the world record was like, what, 67 or some shit?
And mine was like, mine, I remember mine at the time was must have been 63.
This is before the record was standing vert.
This remember he measured this, right?
There's no way you could maybe hit a box that was 63.
No, no, it was up to my shoulders.
Like, that's where it was.
Feet on a standing vert.
Yes.
It's like I'm 6'3, so it was like up to here.
Like maybe a little bit, like a little bit there.
But this kid, this kid blew way past it.
He's shorter than I am.
And he did the standing vert even higher.
But this was here.
He's supposed to.
The best.
He's a bad.
You're a guy on YouTube.
You're not supposed to waste 260 pounds.
That's the thing that I was talking to him.
I wasn't literally doing this video with this kid.
And I was like, I want to be the best linebacker that never played in the NFL.
It's pretty much you doing it.
It's crazy, bro.
It's weird.
I don't know.
Dude, should we get you a tryout?
That's a video.
I don't know.
That's a big, bro.
That is a video.
Are you kidding me?
You know how many years?
For fun.
You know how many years since I've been doing social media?
I've been like, do the NFL thing, try out, do this.
You know what it is?
There's so much technique.
So the problem is that's the thing.
Yeah, I'm not.
Exactly.
I mean, I'm not those guys.
It's like you could probably take an NFL guy and have him work out with you.
And you could look at him and go, man, if I train him in technique, he'd probably lift so much.
For sure.
He's limited by technique.
But there's difference.
It's like skill on this field.
And then there's like application of a physical feat.
It's different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No matter how much you.
That's why you're saying, if I did it when I was younger and I learned all the skills because, like there's no way I can't relate to like these, these NFL players, like they spent, like the skill work is still so goddamn, it's like everything yeah, doesn't matter how, actually like yeah, you know, if you don't have the actual skill, or like the you know, knowing okay where what's happening yeah, it doesn't matter how fucking actually like athletic like you are.
Yeah, right to a degree.
I think we need to set up that match.
Mma Rules you versus all three of the Nelk boys.
Yeah, i'll do it, they wouldn't.
No, of course, if i'm them, I wouldn't.
No, they would, and I wouldn't even want to.
I wouldn't even want to like, to be honest, I wouldn't want to fight.
Steve, what if you just have to tap them out, that with three people and they could hit you wall?
Yeah, I know like, while you're trying to tap them out, they're like knowing them, i'd be like just watch.
Like you grab up Salim.
If i'm them, i'm like I think we just got to watch this happen.
I think I could tap Salim out while still getting punched.
Yeah, like in the face.
But Steve though.
Steve is strong, Steve is strong, Steve is strong, Steve's on test.
MMA Match Setup00:15:45
Is he on an hour?
I think it's Anabar, is he?
Is he flicking before he's sticking or what I don't know?
I don't know.
Look at his thinking, baby.
It's that motherfucker's business.
You know dude, why would anyone not?
That's what i'm saying.
Like i'm 38, if I was gonna lift to like get diesel.
You're out of your mind.
If you think i'm not using steroids.
If you see me again in my life, get shredded.
You know exactly what the it is.
I'm saying it right now, on the pod.
You all know exactly what the it is.
We have to suffer through the attitude that's going to develop.
The only reason I don't do it is because of you, because you guys could suffer from my attitude like i've never had any.
We suffer from messialysis.
Just, I don't know.
Is that really a thing?
This is sea rage.
Is he seriously see?
Rage is not real.
Never dude no, never at all.
Because like, thank you yeah, but that's because you're oh well no no, you're in a relationship.
You've been for how long?
You said for time, for time.
It's disputed, disputed territory, undisputed.
We know about a little disputed.
Yeah, we a little bit.
We got an Israeli on the podcast.
We know about this.
Yo, how about that?
How about that?
The is the uh, Tinder swindler guy?
Oh, he's an Israeli guy.
Right, he's right there.
No no, you guys watch this.
Right, you know about it.
I literally haven't been joking, but i've obviously been hearing about.
Yeah okay, you saw at the end, if you guys seen it, this guy's free, he's a free man and he's selling like business.
I'm like yo, I want to buy that, lucky.
Yeah, because this guy I I I, the whole time i'm watching this.
I'm like yo, if he just put his effort towards like, building a real business.
Yeah, because this is not easy what he was doing.
He just released something today.
What was it?
Yeah, you know he'll be on inside edition.
I literally have been joking with.
I'm literally telling people that i'm Moroccan with Israeli family but yes uh, i'm telling people that that dude is worse for Israel than the Palestinian conflict People, this is the thing.
They know Jews, right, around the world through history, and then they know like Israeli government policy.
But Israel has like a million of those fucking dudes.
And so now the secret's out.
I'm like, assassinate, quick.
That guy was impressive to me.
What's so crazy about it?
Again, I haven't seen it yet.
He ran the game on like tons of women the same exact game.
So what he was doing was he was like getting money from this girl to pay for like stuff for this girl, making it look like he had money, obviously.
But he was running the same game.
Like he was like, what the fuck was he getting all this money?
Well, he sells the fact that he's a son to the diamond family.
They think he's rich.
But then so they're racist.
No, they think he's rich.
They're believing it because he's got a lot of suspicion from people like they're not feeling that bad for the women because they were gullible and they wanted that life.
I'm just saying like when Africans try to do it with that email scam, nobody believes it.
Right?
I mean, when Nigerians, when Nigerians, oh, just give me $40,000 and then I can, you know, I'll give you $10 million.
You've never gotten scammed?
No, no, you've heard another one.
He slow cooks it.
Like this guy's basically like, so the women need attention, Nigeria.
So he has the money.
You see what I'm saying?
He has the money and he like finesse them a little bit.
He's like, borrow some money, pay them more money back, but he's using someone else's money.
I don't know how he started in the first place.
Like, how'd he get the initial investment?
Yeah.
That's what I want to know.
Where did he go with that?
Because he's making them feel like, oh, he's got money because he's taking me here.
He's taking me there.
And I'm getting my money payback.
And then he'll slowly be like, oh, this is happening.
We need help.
They're freezing my accounts.
Can you help me with this?
So now the women believe that need to support him because he's got enemies that track his like Amex movements and payments.
So they're like, hey, will you get your own Amex card and then let me use it so I can like pay my palms.
I'm contracting and all that.
And they believe him and he's saying, I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you.
Then he does things where it's like he'll get them to get a bigger maximum.
Hold on one second.
I got a piece of back.
Holy cow.
Go, go, go.
Fuck your story, by the way.
Hold on.
Do you know where it is?
Down the hall that way.
Yeah, it's your shit.
Go, finish, No, so then he basically convinces them to get a higher max limit on their credit cards by, like he'll fake that they're an employee of his diamond company they'll, and he'll just max out credit cards of these women to like, take the other women out.
And it's just this like Ponzi scheme of love stories and all the while they're like, shit, my cards are maxing uh, but he's gonna give it back.
He's giving them like hey, take this uh, this ap in the meantime uh, he stole from another girl.
No, there's a fake ap that like, you can cash out just a whole ponzi.
He's moving money around.
He'll pay back a little to this girl while he's getting them to come and take out another loan.
When I ran down the hallway okay, I realized how drunk I was.
Oh good yeah, just like one little casamigos.
I don't drink like that man, really.
Yeah, I don't drink like never.
I mean I drink, but not like a lot.
I mean it's just a little bit of casamigos bro yeah, but I don't really drink though.
Okay well, we'll get you nice and saucy.
Where's, where's the casamigos?
Yeah, where'd it go?
Oh no, you have it over there.
No, I have no.
That's sundays, whatever sundays.
We're doing low sundays um.
Okay, so Tinder Swindler, right?
Yes.
You would try to be him if you had another shot?
I mean, dude, I was a little impressed.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm telling you, like, genuinely.
I mean, aren't there like, don't, I mean, girls do this kind of shit all the time, Loki.
That's the thing that I don't think people are talking about, right?
Like, all the time.
This is like they're not all girls, obviously.
They don't pay you back.
Yeah.
No, they just give me watches, give me trips, give me all this.
I mean, it's crazy.
It's like a norm.
It's a norm.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a norm.
Like, all of a sudden, it's like, and it's a documentary when it happens to girls, but when it happens to guys, it's just like you knew what you were getting into.
Exactly.
But I guess it's not the same exact thing, right?
It's not like, well, they're not like, guys can't be victims.
I mean, we can, dude.
We are.
Yeah.
In a lot of situations.
Yeah, but we can't be.
Kind of.
Societally, nobody's.
Oh, no, no.
Of course not.
No, no.
It's our fault.
Oh, the guy got taken advantage of.
Like, no, because I fucked up that guy.
Exactly.
Al, what were you saying?
You said, go ahead.
What the fuck were you saying?
Yeah, they're still giving up the pussy, so it's like, oh, it's different.
So, like, oh.
Our dicks aren't worth enough.
Exactly.
That's the real re pussy's worth the gifts.
It's worth more.
Dick ain't.
Damn it.
Yo.
It's fucking true.
We just found out.
His dick ain't worth 10 million.
How much did he swindle from that girl?
Way more.
No, but not one girl.
Tons of girls.
Tons of girls.
They're estimating 10 million from the show.
It's 100,000 out of three girls.
That's it?
$100,000?
We have a whole bunch of people.
Each girl?
No, each girl, $100,000 to $150,000.
The girl that doesn't have that, that's trash.
Dick is trash.
Dick is trash.
$100,000 you could get from a girl.
If your dick is good, guaranteed.
Guaranteed you get $100,000 if your dick is good.
I think $100.
You could get $100,000 if your dick is good.
Good Schmeckle.
I like without the games, is I'm saying.
Maybe like Shorty will just give you the money.
It's all good.
But how about $100,000?
$100,000.
Just like rich girls, they got $100,000.
You don't think they'll give you $100,000 to daddy's girl?
Yeah, but he's getting this from poor girls.
Wait, wait.
We don't got no $100,000.
No, no, he's getting this from rich girls.
But now all of them are rich.
No, from normal, like small women.
Gets girls are like 31, 32.
So they're like, you know, they have a job.
They're working.
They can get a higher limit on their MX and then take out like one girl's guy like that.
Oh, so they weren't small little loans to small bad.
That's foul.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can take advantage of rich people, but not middle class.
This middle class moment.
No, that's fucked up.
This guy's a real piece of shit.
Damn.
If he was taking advantage of like some like spoiled rich chicks, like it's really daddy's money.
You didn't work for that money anyway.
Your daddy should have raised it.
This guy's fucked up then.
Yeah, this guy's a piece of girl.
I didn't really see that when I looked at it.
This guy's a piece of garbage.
And he's getting women at the age where they want to lock it down.
They know that they're using out scumbag.
Big time.
Oh, it actually makes it so much worse because their hearts are like, I'm ready for the need to be waiting on it.
Nobody's chosen as well, like the clock and all that shit.
So that's how the doc shows it.
Like this, I believe in love, beauty and the beast story.
Because he's like, I love you and everybody.
And one of the girls.
She's all over Instagram right now.
She's loving the fame more than anything.
Oh, wait a second.
What?
Really?
Oh, one of the girls.
Dude, all of those three girls that are on the dock are already in the hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers.
That's what you're trying to make.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to do 15 and all that shit.
Let them win, duh.
You pay in, Lord.
Let him get some money because they won't answer a DM.
Yeah, I was DMing them trying to get them on the pod.
Yo, real talk.
We need one of those girls.
No, I would love to get that guy on a pod.
I tries too.
He's answering the messages.
I'm WhatsApping him.
Has he been on a podcast?
I was like, no, because he was waiting for me.
You're actually talking to him?
I've been messing with him.
You got to get that guy.
You got to get that guy in the pod.
How much did you send him, though?
I swear to God, this guy in the pod is the best.
Got to get him on the pod.
No, but he didn't do pods because he's waiting like inside edition.
I guarantee you paid him a couple hundred grand.
Yeah.
Let's see.
We'll pay him too.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll pay him.
We're going to swindle him.
That'd be kind of fun.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Answer This would be amazing if he answered this speaker son, dude.
If he answered this, he's fucking lit.
It's on speaker, dude.
Let's pay for a cameo.
100%.
Does he have cameo?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's on cameo.
Yeah, that's the thing he signed up on.
He's got to be running.
I wonder how much money he's making, right?
Devaka shop.
My enemies are after me.
You have to watch it.
Oh, he picks up.
Fuck man.
Fucking crazy.
The funniest thing was at the end when they were like, when they were like, he got he's good because like he wasn't in jail for this shit.
Like they, they, they had him convicted a few times, but like at the end of this thing, they're like, he's a free man.
But why?
Sentenced to 15 money crimes.
Because they're giving him money.
It's like women are doing it.
Yeah.
They're just dumb enough to do it.
So he's chilling.
Wait a minute.
He's becoming like an internet though, but now he's like, you know, something out for his arrest.
There was like a warrant out.
No, he got arrested for like real fraud stuff.
And then, but because the women are literally giving him the money, it's like, what are you going to charge him with?
Yeah, it's not illegal for you to give me money.
Yeah, just like, just like, like I said, I mean, the girls run the game on guys forever.
It's the same thing.
I need to be drawing this guy.
This guy's going to be famous, dude.
Yo, he is.
This is like, catch me if you can.
Remember, like Leonardo Caprio on?
You need this guy on the podcast.
But if you watch it, if you watch it, you'll see how basic and his actual approach is.
And you're like, it still works.
You don't need to catch me.
It's fucking insane, dude.
You need to be asking these girls some money.
Why are you your dubs at?
Yo, I didn't realize he was hating because I'm a little tipsy, but that was hate.
That was so good.
That was hate.
He was literally like, I got so much more money from these desperate bitches.
Yeah, like, I felt like he's got a million from each.
Bro, if you actually dated girls who were over 18, you might be able to do it.
Oh, yo, you might be able to, bro.
That's the problem.
Like, these girls got so many fucking eggs left.
You date girls with too many eggs.
You gotta get closer to the end.
You're a hater.
No, I'm not a hater.
No, you're not.
I'll never be a hater.
Okay, Brad, before you get out of here, we have to have a strength competition.
All right, let's do it.
I'm ready.
Yeah, speaking of eggs, we are going to have a strength competition, me or you.
All right, let's do it.
Do you think that you can crush an egg top to bottom?
Oh, fuck.
I've done this before.
Have you crushed like finger or like finger top to bottom?
Yeah, I think full.
You can go full hand, even.
No, full hand's easy.
I'll crush an egg.
Isn't it?
Wasn't what wasn't a top to bottom, is the one where can you do a full hand?
Yes, I can crush an egg full hand.
Can you?
Get the eggs.
Dive easier.
Try it first top.
I was wondering why the fucking eggs was in here.
You had this shit ready?
Yes, we have you on here.
We're going to have a strength competition.
Just crack it all.
Get a paper towel.
Yeah, can we get something, a napkin of some sort?
He thinks you're weak as fuck.
You don't think I can crack an egg with one hand?
These are organic.
These are organic, too.
They're nice.
So that makes it easier.
No, try it top to bottom.
Okay.
Top to bottom is where it's going to be hard.
But we have to do it over something.
I can do this shit.
Hold on.
Maybe we should.
Top to bottom?
Yeah.
Well, Alex's hands are unbelievably strong.
It's crazy.
Okay.
That's the only place I might be able to take it.
Where?
Where?
You think you can take him cracking an egg?
Just hand strength.
Hold on.
Hold on, Al.
Get over here.
Let's do it.
Oh, it's a light workflow.
Okay, but then we're just.
No, no, no, no, not like that.
One finger, one finger.
That's insane.
There's no way.
A lot of hunters.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Should we clear some yeah, yeah.
What is he?
What are you doing?
Jay shit.
Jay shit.
What do you mean?
Hold on.
Is that it?
Listen, I don't go a fuck.
I'm trying to.
I'm here to win, dog.
Let's go.
Hold on, hold on.
Duff, where are those paper towels?
Let me put them over this part of this.
This is my stronger hand.
Fuck.
Okay.
Wait, which one is it?
You're left or right?
I don't know.
I'm just going to run it.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on one second.
Okay, ready?
Al, go over the table so we all go over the table.
Okay.
So we, wait, let's make this even here.
This is one finger, thumb, pointer finger.
That's it.
Don't use the other fingers.
Okay.
And then we have to crush.
Ready?
Yeah.
One, two, three, go.
Oh.
Damn.
How did you do it?
Stupid.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're going to break it all over me.
I believe you.
I don't know.
His hand straight is crazy.
I told you, son.
No, he's got me.
Let's go.
We're talking about.
And y'all are making fun of me.
Y'all making fun of me every time.
All over me.
I know.
You got nutted on, son.
You got none at all.
Dude, we left that in.
Slow-mo.
Make sure we have it on.
Hold on, hold on.
So, Al, every, listen, on this podcast, he would adjust the mic stand every single time because I wasn't strong enough to do it.
I'm a retard.
We've said.
Al came out recently saying that he was partially autistic, which we confuse as being retarded.
But that was definitely retard strength right there.
Hold on.
I mean, that's insane.
Dude, it's all over my pants.
Yeah.
I've never tried to do this.
Dude, this way, I guarantee I could break it.
Of course.
Can you do it?
Hold on easy.
Huh?
Just hold hand?
Yeah.
Don't do that.
Of course, anyone can do it.
Don't put it on the table.
How are you not breaking it?
I can't break it all.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I could, but I don't want it to go everywhere.
Yo.
That's just dumb art.
I don't know if I can break it.
Hold it.
I don't want to do it.
Hold on.
You go, Bradley.
Bradley, you go.
I don't think Bradley can do it.
Oh, just is so funny.
I don't think Bradley can do you.
Yo, I'm just gonna do it.
Bro, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't break a whole hand.
I've always wondered how chickens could sit on it and it didn't break.
I always my whole life wondered.
I was like, why don't they break?
But this shit is mad hard to break.
You must have got the broken one.
You're not.
You could be broken.
Yo, he's stuck in the hole.
I'll be honest, I told him to stick one so that I could do it and you would look that.
You must have got the one they stuck.
No, I didn't.
What?
Did you stick one?
You swear to God in your life?
I swear to God.
This guy's got good traits.
I wanted me to look good and you look bad, but both of us got nuttered.
Can you do this?
It's hilarious that your sweatshirt looks like a cracked egg because it's all over you.
That's easy.
That's easy.
That's easy, Brad.
So it's huge, huh?
But I cheated.
You don't squeeze from the outside.
You put...
Watch, watch.
Well, yeah, if you like this.
Yeah, yeah, it's great.
That's easy.
That's easy.
Yeah.
I did it in an easy way.
You guys are stronger than me, man.
It's amazing.
Now, you got it.
You got it.
Brad, you got to break that egg.
God damn it, dude.
You got to break that egg, but like, not on me.
You have to point it down.
Bradley?
Do you even lift, bro?
I mean, look.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That's all you have to say.
All you have to say was that, Brad, do you even look, bro?
Breaking the Egg Hard00:08:30
You look like a high.
That's been an episode of Flavor 2.
Okay.
Bradley Martin, everybody, make sure you check him out everywhere.
His three YouTube pages.
You just type in a Bradley Martin.
You see him.
Anything else?
Yes, talk to him.
Mainly the Raw Talk, my podcast.
Yo, Raw Talk.
I'll be on Raw Talk next time I'm in LA.
Yes, sir.
100%.
But check out Raw Talk podcast.
He has very funny podcasts.
Yeah, there's an episode I was about.
You're a wild boy.
How did you get to that?
Shout out to Shoes Sugar Sean's episode as well.
Yo, shout out to Sugar Sean.
So check out that episode and a bunch of others.
Go check them out on YouTube.
We're going to get cleaned the fuck up.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you for letting me.
Love you, bro.
Appreciate it.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
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Now, let's get back to the show.
What's up, everybody?
And welcome to Flagrant 2.
It's your boy Schultzy.
We've been inundated with DMs about a Down syndrome Victoria's Secret model.
We get it.
You want us to talk about it?
So, we will begin right now.
Her name is Sophia Geral, okay?
She's got super fat tits.
That's how it's pronounced.
I didn't pronounce it with her accent.
You said it in a weird way.
I said he dao.
That's how it's supposed to be.
What did you say?
I said G Dao.
I say G Dao.
It could be G Dao.
That's a Catalan name.
I think she's a Catalan name.
I'm not thinking of it.
Yeah, but her family's folks.
Those tits are from Catalan.
Those tits are from Catalan.
I've seen those fucking tits before.
Those are big old Cataluny tits.
Those are the Puerto Rican tits right there.
No, no, no, Al.
That was some bongos, bro.
You think that you got them in your family?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Those tits look familiar to you, Al?
I might be related to this big titty bitch, bro.
Now, I think people are saying right now she's got a deal with L'Oreal, which is a makeup company, and then she's got also a deal with Victoria's Secret.
And I think she's lying.
No, she's not lying.
You can't.
I don't think she has Down syndrome.
You can't lie about Dietal Don't.
Oh, okay.
Because I'm looking at her, and usually, I mean, you know what we've said in the past about how they're the cousins because they all have similar features.
Yeah.
I don't see any similar features.
I mean, I haven't seen tits like this on a Down syndrome ever, right?
Like, have you?
I think her neck went into her tits.
They might have just massaged that down or something.
There's levels to it, right?
Yeah, there's levels.
I mean, if you click on it, it's on the spectrum.
If you click on the bottom right picture, it's possible that it might be a little bit more belie, it's a little bit more believable.
Can we find one where she's taking out her tongue?
Then we'll get it.
Alex.
Alex.
That's pornographic.
You're being pornographic.
Oh, now I'm being.
You're being pornographic right now.
Hold on.
We can't even talk.
I know.
But she's beautiful.
Very beautiful.
It's a heartwarming story.
It is a very heartwarming story.
She's shredded.
And she's got super fat, heavy tits.
It's crazy.
But do you believe that she actually is suffering from Down syndrome?
I don't think she's suffering.
Not at all.
This doesn't look like anyone's suffering.
She looks like she's having a great time.
She's on the beach.
She's on the beach.
Well, Puerto Rico is mostly beach.
That's a good point.
100%.
No, I don't think she's, I don't think she's faking heavy Down syndrome.
What do you think happened when they ran out of electricity in Puerto Rico?
What do you think happened?
No, they did not put her on a wheel to power the city.
Jesus Mark.
That's Mark.
That is fucking crazy.
That's what you were implying.
I was not implying that at all.
She's absolutely shredded and she's, you know, maybe she would, but I wouldn't do it.
So why did you bring her the power?
I didn't bring that up.
I didn't say anything about fucking hands.
That's real.
You just got to go.
I said the power's up.
How did she react?
Did she react poorly to it?
Was she excited?
She's sad.
This whole country was devastated.
The whole area was devastated by the hurricane.
By the hurricane.
That's true.
Al.
So she's probably sad.
When you were calling your family down there to make sure that they were okay, which you did regularly.
Electricity's stupid.
Yeah.
Self-run electricity run a battery, you fucking numb ass.
But the fucking towers need to be up.
No?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't give them towers.
They don't have towers out there.
Okay.
They got G.
They got 3G.
They got three before a 5G, okay?
Fuck, you might be right about that.
God damn it.
What about satellites?
They got satellite phones?
What are you talking about?
Don't we have internet from satellites?
Starlink.
Elon Musk.
Yeah, Elon Musk got Starlink.
You think Puerto Ricans got Starlink?
Of course, dude.
100%.
Put down that picture right now.
Take that picture down right now.
Wait, what?
You can't focus?
It's not that I can't focus.
It's just crazy that they would go with that one.
I need to see the tongue.
You need to see what?
The tongue.
If she sticks out a tongue, then we know.
It confirms it.
I mean, first of all, she's 25 years old.
I think that that's very important that we acknowledge.
Or 22.
She's in her 20s.
She's 25, yeah.
25.
She's in 25.
Yeah.
And physically.
She's physically 25.
That is another thing that we should talk about.
If people with Down syndrome are mentally retarded, you can't say that word anymore.
Yeah, she can.
Mentally retarded.
Mentally retarded.
They suffer from mental retardation.
I'm not calling them retard as a pejorative.
I'm literally saying they're slow down.
They're younger than they are.
Right?
If that is the case, if they're younger, right?
If their brains don't become 18 years old, if her brain is still like 13, is it wrong to put her in like a lingerie campaign?
You're basically putting a 12-year-old in a lingerie campaign.
Victoria's Secret, owned by Les Wexner.
Did he find a way to take advantage?
And where is she from?
An island.
An island.
Exactly.
She's a.
Oh my God.
He found a way around the system.
Technically, she's a teenage.
She's a teenager up here.
He got a teenager up here and he's sexualizing them.
Yeah, this is a Les Wexner.
But the other Victoria's Secret, allegedly.
The other Victoria Secretary.
We had to put allegedly every single time on the Netflix special that they made us put allegedly on the screen, even though he definitely paid Epstein to fuck girls.
Allegedly.
Unbelievable, right?
Epstein has one client, the guy who's paying him to fuck the girls.
You've ever gone off in the lawyers about that?
I was upset about that.
Why are you protecting this pedophile?
He was like, what?
But I'm really going, we have such good jokes about him.
And I don't want us to have to rewrite these jokes.
She's hot.
She's a beautiful girl.
She's a beautiful girl.
I don't know why so many people were DMing us that we have to talk about her.
Whoa, dude.
That was a good one.
New York Post went with a good one.
Yeah.
She's built great.
22 years old.
Dream come true is what she said.
What is?
She said it was a dream come true to become a Victoria Secret model.
She always wanted to be a Victoria Secret model?
Yeah, I think that's what she said.
Really?
Yeah, she said it was like one of her dreams in life that finally came true.
Cousins didn't dream.
They do dream.
Oh, okay.
But I thought it's usually about like fucking ball kit.
Who's the return?
That is a good discussion.
We think that this girl is, that sounds so rude to call her like dumber, but like less intelligent than statistically, people with Down syndrome have like lower IQ.
Okay.
So they say due to that IQ range, they are operating on like a mental level that's lower than their actual age.
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Right.
Is what people suggest.
But she speaks two languages.
I only speak one.
You speak one.
I speak one and a half.
You speak one and a half.
We know Miles only speaks one.
Okay.
American.
Dove speaks multiple.
Yeah.
I kind of speak one and a half now.
I used to speak two, now we're about one and a half.
Full two.
You're aggressive.
1.75.
Okay.
This girl is objectively smarter than us when it comes to languages.
Can we claim Down syndrome?
Can we claim?
Like, I'm being serious now.
If we lived in Europe where everybody speaks five languages, are we retarded?
Can we call ourselves retarded?
Can we identify as retarded?
But then it's a pejorative.
If you're meeting as a pejorative, then yeah.
I mean it as a description of our mental ability.
I don't know.
Everybody speaks five languages out there, and we're just English all day, every day.
You don't think they're looking at us like we're a little fucking thickneck?
You don't think we're walking around like that?
Maybe, yeah, they might be thinking it.
I think they are.
But I don't think that makes you clinically have Down syndrome.
What is science?
What's the climate, dude?
What is the climate, dude?
Like, what is science?
Nothing matters anymore.
Yeah.
We can identify however we want.
Yes.
If five languages is a norm in Europe, I'm a fucking European retard.
Okay?
So are you, Al.
No, you're an American genius, but you're a patriot.
I'm an American.
I speak 1.75 languages.
I'm a road scholar.
I'm a fucking road scholar.
R.
And then it gets tricky over here.
I think there's an H.
Okay.
So what is happening in Russia and the Ukraine?
Seems like they're still just at a standoff.
Putin said that he was going to make an announcement today.
Yeah.
So it could be happening.
And today is Monday.
We're recording this.
It could be happening while we're doing a podcast.
So, Dove, you need to stay on that.
It's looking like he is going to, and they use specific language.
So I have to get this right here.
He's going to not annex.
It was anthrax.
Not anthrax.
Oh, fuck.
Not exonerate.
Thorax.
Not thorax.
No, there's a specific word that they used that was brilliant because it doesn't look like he's like taking these territories.
There's two territories, right, that are in the Ukraine that look like they want to be part of Russia.
And I think there's been war in this region since like 2014, right?
And he's going to, it was like re-accept.
There's a word I'm forgetting.
Like repatriate?
No, I'm not sure.
Repatriate.
It's some word like this.
Like, we're not going in there and taking them.
We're just going to borrow it.
We're going to allow them to be part of us as they wish.
Yeah.
And that they were supposed to be.
They already were part of us.
So we're just taking back what we're just taking it back.
Yeah.
We're just taking it back.
It's quite interesting what's going on.
Because Ukraine, you would think, since they are, I guess, one of our allies, right?
That we should go there and support.
If a piece of the Ukraine wants to separate, we should still go and support and keep it, especially given our history.
I mean, America, we've had a history where pieces of America don't want to be part of America anymore.
We fought whole wars to keep them.
That's true.
So we could probably understand if Ukraine wants to fight a war to keep them as well.
And if they are our ally, we would have to support them.
So now Russia is probably making a decision right now.
Russia's going, let me see if everybody else is going to step in if we do repatriate these territories.
Okay.
Think about it.
They already repatriated Crimea and they repatriated them not because the people wanted because they needed access to Black Sea.
Miles, we were trying.
Geez, we were trying not to be fucking racial in this podcast.
Was there another way that you could refer a sea of color, perhaps?
Yeah.
The African-American sea?
The African-American sea.
Joe Rogan's favorite sea.
Is there another way that you could refer to it for the rest of the podcast, please, Miles?
Yeah.
Okay.
So obviously they wanted access to the Black Sea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now they look like they're taking a little bit more.
And if we don't stop them right here, or somebody doesn't stop them here, why wouldn't they just keep on taking more pieces?
And why wouldn't they keep sowing dissent in those regions?
I'm sure that they're spending millions and millions of ruples or whatever they have.
Ruples?
Yeah, I think.
Ruples or whatever their money is.
I'm sure they're spending millions of it to organize these separatist groups within those countries so that they want to separate.
I mean, it only benefits them.
And they could keep on shaving off piece after piece after piece.
Eventually, there's going to be more.
And they're only going to be more emboldened if we don't do shit about it.
But technically, we don't have to do shit.
They're not in NATO.
They're one of our allies, but they're not in NATO.
So, what are the rules with that?
Like, if you're part of NATO, then, like, if somebody attacks you, they attack all of us.
So, if you're banging the set, we got your back.
Exactly.
If you're affiliated, yeah, it's like we could talk, we could do business.
We might give you some guns and shit like that, but handle your own business.
Yeah, you got to handle it.
You either in or out.
Yeah.
So maybe that's on Ukraine.
It's like, the fuck you waiting for?
Yeah.
You waiting for Russia to invade you to become part of NATO?
Where was this energy two years ago?
They're acting too casual.
They're acting like that shit is not going to happen.
They're like, Russia's not going to, they're not going to do that.
They kind of calling Russia pussy.
They are.
They really are.
No, it's like.
And I'll be honest, I was in the Ukraine when Russia was taking Crimea.
Like, we were there.
We took a trip.
And you did nothing?
Son, I didn't.
Come on, man.
You just want to have allies, man.
Neutrality, bro.
Yeah.
We did play the piano drunk at 6 a.m. in the Maidan.
We did that.
We did solidarity.
Solidarity?
What did you play?
The anthem.
We did.
The Ukrainian national anthem.
Yeah.
I thought it was a Russian one.
No, We supported Ukraine.
We supported their businesses.
Right?
I believe you were paying for pussy.
No, that was me.
That was me.
I paid for pussy.
And all my friends also paid for pussy.
I just knew what rubles were.
Yes.
And I knew that you had to go to five different ATMs in the middle of the night to get enough ruples so you could pay for pussy.
Yes.
I kindergartened that.
I was like, I went to a fake Zuma Sushi restaurant.
Yeah.
You raped a girl.
That's also true.
You could word it however you want to word it, but that also did happen.
That is true.
Went to Zuma Sushi or whatever, the other way, the way we all understood it.
So we helped their economy.
We definitely helped their economy.
And I think that that was very important for us because they needed money at that time.
They're fighting a war.
So we were going to nightclubs.
We were doing a lot of stuff out there.
That being said, they were partying like it was 199.
They literally, yeah, they were partying like it was the end of the world.
Maybe that's why the partying was happening.
People always point that out.
They're like, man, look at Ukraine.
Like, nothing's going on.
They're all just hanging out.
The buskers in the street.
I'm like, yeah, it's the last day of life ever.
That's a great ass point.
That's probably why.
You knew this was your last day being Ukrainian?
Let her rip, baby.
Yeah.
You're about to be miserable in Russian.
Right?
You're about to be miserable in Russian in one more day.
I'm curious about that.
Significantly.
Why?
Remember when we went to Russia?
Yeah, I do remember that.
You remember that?
Uh-huh.
And do you know how that felt?
Yeah.
But that was because we were in Russia.
But like, if I was living in Florida and Russia took over Florida and I was Russian, but I was still at the beach, I'd be like, all right.
Are you sure?
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No.
Have you seen them Russian girls that are in Florida?
Yeah, it's great.
Pretty Russian, though.
What do you mean?
I mean, they're not like happy and like telling jokes all the time.
You know what I mean?
They don't speak English.
What does that have to do with happiness, Mark?
Why would they tell jokes?
Can you express happiness in other languages?
Why would they tell jokes?
Why not?
Maybe they're telling jokes in Russian.
Maybe they're not that funny.
Whoa, dude.
What's the funniest Russian joke you ever heard?
How do you get three Russians into the Ukraine?
Huh?
How?
Pay for them by going to five different ATMs in the middle of the night in Kiev.
And then you have sex with one of them.
And then you fake orgasm the second time because you feel that.
You?
Yeah.
I faked a nut with a hooker.
Why?
Well, I fucked her once and then I couldn't run it back, but all my boys were running it back.
So I felt guilty.
And I felt guilty.
I felt like this girl was going to feel unwanted.
So I felt my hooker was going to feel unwanted.
So I took her to the room.
I got a semi-chub.
I wrapped that fucking condom on it.
Pound, pound, pound.
Yeah.
How'd you fake nuts?
I looked like Sophia Girau.
I fake nuts.
Yeah, I really.
I hit an idea's meal.
And then, but it was for her, dude.
I didn't want her to lose self-esteem.
Oh.
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Okay?
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She did.
She did.
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Let's get back to the show.
I didn't want her to lose self-esteem.
All my friends were tagging out their hookers, their Ukrainian hookers.
Tagging them out.
And mine is just sitting right there.
Like, are you going to tag me out?
Do you really think she was thinking that?
Or do you think she was happy?
Because you pay one rate, right?
It was one rate.
Yeah.
And she, yeah, it was one rate.
So you don't have to do anything technically if she still gets paid.
Yeah, but then her self-esteem was just plummeting, dude.
Dude, her self-esteem, dude.
It was a fucking bear market, bro.
It's total bear market, dude.
Her self-esteem is a total bear market.
What do you mean her self-esteem?
That's honorable of you, bro.
That's a thing.
Like, because she can hear all her friends just getting torn to pieces in these other rooms, right?
You remember it, dog, right?
Yeah, I remember one of your buddies.
One of the guys had the hugest dick.
He had a huge dick with a curve on it, babe.
From the horse's mouth.
Dude, from the horse's mouth.
Dude, the guy's dick was massive.
So he was just breaking this girl down in another room.
We would walk around the place, which I would do probably.
Absolutely.
If you were built like that, you would do that.
It was crazy, dude.
Looked like Kilbasa.
I mean, honestly, dude, we were in Ukraine.
And why didn't dub?
Why didn't you?
I was on a date at Fake Zuma.
No, he was went to brunch the next one.
No, it wasn't.
No, I got it.
So you also paid for it, but it's in a different way.
Obviously.
Oh, okay.
He transacts differently.
He transacts differently.
He knew what he was paying for.
We were more direct.
Okay?
Yeah.
That's what it was.
But the point is, is this girl felt like incredibly insecure because she heard all of her hooker friends getting smashed to smithereens in these other rooms.
And she wasn't.
And she was sitting on the couch, and me and her were trying to interact.
And I didn't have anything to go with.
She didn't speak English, right?
This is a language she doesn't understand.
What do you mean?
What does that have to do with having pleasure and having fun?
What I'm saying is that by European standards, she was a retarded person.
Yeah, I had.
By European standards.
It was the two hundred years.
It was three retards staring at one another.
Okay?
We were just moving our fingers and stuff, smiling awkwardly.
And I said, I got to do something before this woman's self-esteem completely plummets.
The first time the retard tongue is accurate.
Like, you need it in that situation.
She needed it.
Yeah.
I needed it.
Yeah.
So I took her to the other room.
I got my dick half-hard.
You don't think that hurts her self-esteem more?
That it was half-hard?
Yeah.
No, it doesn't.
She saw that pretty circumcised cock.
She did.
She saw that pretty circumcised cock, dude.
What do you mean?
How is it pretty circumcised?
It was pretty circumcised.
It's not 100% circumcised.
My parents left a little bit more off.
Why?
Because I'm from New York, dude.
It's 30 degrees in the winter.
You know what I mean?
I can't be like that Finnish skier, dude, having his dick freeze in the middle of a race.
Dude, you saw that?
Yeah, I saw that, dude.
I related to that.
Wait, why?
Because sometimes when I don't tuck my head in in the winter, my shit gets cold and almost gets frostbitten.
When I don't push my fucking head in.
But into your body?
I push my head into my foreskin in the winter.
Yeah, obviously.
Long John Silver, they call it.
But not a full foreskin, though.
No, I have semi-full foreskin.
Okay.
I have 20% less foreskin.
Semicision.
Ukraine's circumcision rate is 2.3%.
2.3%.
She hasn't seen one of those.
She saw my shit, dude, and her eyes lit up, bro.
Her eyes lit up, dude.
Why didn't you research that?
You just found out how many Jews are in fucking Ukraine.
Exactly, exactly.
That's all he did.
Yeah, low-key, we saw a black Jew in the Ukraine.
Really?
Pacidic.
Unbelievable.
Wait, really?
Unbelievable.
Those curls must have been tight.
How does that even work?
I don't even understand.
This is a dread.
They just let it curl up.
But yeah, so I did that.
And I think that, you know, obviously you have to be a great ambassador for your country when you travel.
And that was the best that I could do.
So how do we take that story and tie it back into this war that's impending?
Because that's what the people want to hear about.
They don't want to hear about how I saved a hooker's self-esteem.
Well, maybe you stopped the war because technically when they annexed Crimea or reaccepted Crimea into their sovereign state, there was no bloodshed.
Really?
Was there bloodshed?
Was there bloodshed?
Why don't you read a goddamn article?
Read it.
Read a fucking article for a war.
I didn't really know.
You just press play on them.
They'll talk the articles to you.
I don't speak Russian.
You can get it in English, dude.
Okay?
Was there bloodshed when you were there?
No, there was no bloodshed.
Okay, good.
Okay.
So you stopped it in a way.
Tears.
I'm not talking about the prostitute.
There was tears.
She cried me a river.
You might have stopped it by being there.
I think I might have, dude.
Because word got around town.
Word got around town for what I did for her.
It really did.
Like, people were looking at me different the next day.
Yeah, no.
They knew you was fake nutting.
They knew I fake nutted.
And I tied the condom anyway, even though I fake nutted.
Wow.
To try to further convince her.
You should have put the hot sauce.
Say what?
You should have put the hot sauce.
I should have.
I should have filled it with something.
Yeah.
I should have filled it with something.
She tried to take it home.
She did.
She's like, kiena kievit?
She's like, I said, for what?
She's like, you like the decade for sous vignette.
I like the decade for sous vignette.
She tied it to a stick, threw it over her shoulder, and just walked home.
It was of mice and men, dude.
That's what he actually said.
It was of mice and men, dude.
So you might have to go back to the Ukraine in order to stop this war.
I think that's what you have to do.
Say the word.
I think that we should take a flagrant trip to the Ukraine to put a stop to all this madness.
And I think that we could actually do something about it.
We need to talk to them.
And if they don't want to talk, we can take a few.
It's not like their president isn't a comedian.
Zelensky.
Their president is actually a comedian.
So, does he have any clips?
Nope.
Has he got no clips on that?
Nope.
Not successful.
He don't got no clips.
Maybe he'll believe that you could be the answer.
Like, to really communicate with.
I think we need to do this.
I think we need to do this.
Has he tried subtitling any clips at all?
I told you he's not a successful comedian.
Okay.
The guy does like Netflix specials and shit.
Like loser stuff.
You know what I mean?
He's probably on Comedy Central out there.
Oh, I understand.
Okay.
But you have to understand, they're behind the times.
He doesn't understand how to become a successful international superstar.
Okay.
Toronto, we'll see you soon.
Okay.
That's the international.
Yeah, yeah, international.
You see what it does?
We're going overseas.
We're going over lakes.
Yeah.
We'll see you there soon.
But can we get back to this?
Do you guys have any points to make?
Or just go make a fucking point.
Thank God.
I read an article.
Okay, go.
What'd you read?
What did it say?
I'm going to enlist.
Enlist in which army?
Fuck, I should have Googled that.
I don't know which army.
I did enlist already, but I don't know which armor.
What a useless fucking soldier Mark would be.
Why?
Just overthinking everything.
Are you sure it should shoot him?
Let them know.
The winds might push the bullet two degrees to the left.
I'm going to just shoot the babies.
Just drop the fucking drone strike on the family, Mark.
Stop thinking so much.
What would Obama do?
Yeah.
That's what you need to think.
Press the button.
Oh, is that why all the Russian brides come over here?
Why?
Because they can't get bombed in America.
We don't bomb Russians, dude.
We bomb brides, though.
We do bomb brides.
Yeah.
We do bomb brides.
We do bomb brides.
He's right.
We're known for that.
And I'm feeling if you're a bride and you're like, oh, I don't want to risk it.
Why would I chance it?
I might as well just get married.
Also, why are they getting married all public?
Like, you know how we do.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, when we had COVID, was going crazy, we shut down gatherings, right?
Because they were risky.
A lot of our weddings got shut down because of COVID because you're like, yo, someone could die by coming to this wedding.
Okay.
Why are they still out there having weddings when they know we're drone striking?
Saying zoom it in.
Yo, have a Zoom wedding or something else.
Just go have some fucking pita and hummus and then get married, but nobody knows.
And then wait till the reception.
Well, maybe they did a deposit.
Say again?
They might have had a deposit.
A deposit on a patch of sand, Mark?
Oh, my God.
Mark, do you think you need to put a pot to pop?
Do you think you need to put a tobanga?
Do you think you need to put a deposit?
Yeah, probably.
Just on a dune?
They're not in a dune.
They have a venue.
They're picking a dune.
That's not true.
They got some lick caves out there, though.
Do they?
They have a venue.
Okay.
They got married in a mosque, probably.
Mark, you don't know that for a fact.
I mean, I saw it in an article.
You did not.
You did not read an article.
I read an article.
I read an article that said they pick a patch of sand and then they put up the Bedouin stuff.
And then that's where they get married.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
That's it.
That's the wedding.
There's no fucking Hilton.
Okay.
There's no Hilton they're renting out to have the wedding that's getting bombs with a drone strike.
Okay.
These weddings are often outdoors.
I don't know if that's true.
Maybe it's true.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen anything.
The guy reads nothing.
I'm telling him what I've read.
I'm not telling you my personal opinion.
My personal opinion is crazy.
This is what I've read.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I'm trying to explain to you what I've read here.
And that's where they have the weddings.
Okay.
Okay.
So, are you going to enlist or no?
Am I the only one who's fighting?
I'm not.
Why would you?
But I will support Ukraine.
How?
Through war.
I'll go to war with them.
Wait, no, not with them.
I wouldn't support them.
I'll go to war with them alongside them.
Oh, okay.
And we'll fight Russia.
Now, what if, let me just throw a hypothetical out here.
What if America is trying to bait Russia into invading Ukraine?
Oh.
Why?
So we can put crazy sanctions on them and then take away Europe's oil and gas reliance on Russia and transfer that to the Middle East, Saudi Arabia, Aramco, or whatever it is.
Is that your opinion or is this an article?
That I did not read at all.
That is completely my opinion.
But I'm just saying, what if they're trying to bait them in?
Once they invade, right?
Invade and take away these, what are they called again?
Disputed territories.
What are they called?
The territories they're already kind of trying to leave.
There's a word that they've been looking for.
There's two of them.
I've never heard of that.
There's two territories that are in, there's two cities or whatever that are in the Ukraine.
These are parts that are trying to repatriate or whatever.
Yeah, the separatists.
Separatists.
So if they invade and they repatriate those separatist areas, we can go, that's it.
Russia is invading the West.
They're declaring war on the West.
We can't support their economy at all.
Sanctions.
Hey, we're going to remove oil reliance for Europe on Russia because right now Europe is incredibly reliant on Russia for oil.
And we're maybe going to start, I don't know, creating some pipelines from the Middle East to Europe or we send it in them ships, but we create that reliance on Saudi Arabia.
And who would want that more than Saudi Arabia?
That's a big boy move right there, no?
So if it's not America doing it, it might be Saudi Arabia doing it.
Or us doing their bidding.
Or we're all in this together because how does Saudi Arabia sell their oil?
And what?
U.S. dollars, baby.
So that just helps our potentially failing dollar.
We need something to boost up the dollar.
Hey, bait Russia into war.
Putin wants to look like a big old alpha.
Once he says he might do it, he can't go retract on TV.
He's going to look like a pussy.
The part that seems weird to me is that Biden keeps on leaking information and intelligence about Russia.
Saudi Oil Strategy00:16:00
About them doing what, though, right?
Every day.
It looks like they're going to do it.
Putin's going to come in.
Putin's going to invade.
Putin's going to whatever.
So now if he go-go on this point, I think we're going to say the same thing.
Putin actually came out with something or like the Kremlin came out with something saying, if you continue to exaggerate and claim that we're going to invade, it's going to be like an unfortunate circumstance or something like that.
Like something cryptic.
Basically, he said, like, stop saying that we're going to invade and like putting out disinformation.
Because he doesn't want to look pussy.
So if we say he's going to invade, now all his people are going, oh, shit, we invading?
And then he has to publicly address that he's not going to.
Saying you're not going to do something looks pussy.
Just not doing it looks normal.
So do they have troops at the border, though?
I believe that they have had troops at the border for years.
Now, I don't think that they have a battled battalion there, a battle-ready battalion or something.
This is something that I read.
And I think that that came from Ukrainian sources.
So they've had troops over here because there's been issues in this part of the country forever.
I think since back in 2014, especially with these two sections that have these like separatist uprisings that are being propped up by Russia, of course.
Right?
So, of course, they're going to have troops there, but I don't know if it's like it's time to bang.
Right?
So maybe that's why Ukraine's not tripping.
But low-key America is maybe like, yo, get them in there.
We need the distraction.
We'll rip Europe out of Russia in terms of oil dependence.
Give that shit over to Saudi Arabia or these other Middle East countries that we can kind of control, right?
Because we're partners with in this whole deal.
Maybe boost up the dollar a little bit.
Maybe just do a favor for our friends over there.
That's interesting.
That's a good thing.
And we just use Ukraine essentially as a tool in this whole thing.
Because we don't really care what happens to Ukraine.
They don't care about Ukrainian self-esteem.
I don't think they care about Ukrainian self-esteem, not like we do.
Not like I did when I was there because I appreciate the Ukrainian people.
And I would do absolutely anything for them.
Anything.
And even fake bust a nut with a hooker that had white areolas.
She's very bleached.
White?
She had white, bleached white areolas, like church wafers.
Is that common?
Did they bleach them?
I think she bleached them.
That's the only reason I paid for pussy.
Also, that and I wanted to come in someone.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I did come in somebody the night before in the nightclub in the club.
In the club.
I had sex with a girl in the club.
You paid for it?
Nope.
White out.
She probably was a hooker.
Yeah.
But your boy's nice.
On the house.
I'm sexy, dude.
Dude, when I'm kissing sexy and like breathing heavy and like grabbing, dude.
Yeah.
So you dined and dashed.
Yo.
Wait.
Yeah, you might have had to pay.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, you fuck up, boy.
Don't pay, you dined and dashed.
Yo, 100%.
I looted.
Yo, I was looting, bro.
Damn.
Yeah.
So you didn't Vemmo her or nothing?
Nothing.
And she didn't hit you up?
Say what?
She didn't hit you up?
No.
No.
One leg was shorter than the other.
And I remember her kind of like chasing me down the end of the club and like kind of like hobbling after me.
She looked like Terry Shiva.
No, Terry, what's the guy?
Terry Cruz.
What's the guy's name?
Terry Fox.
No.
What's the guy?
He's a hero, man.
Yeah.
I got so many people upset at me.
He's a Canadian.
Man, we're going to fucking Canada.
Yeah, he's a hero.
Jesus Christ.
What about Terry Shivo?
She's also a hero.
She was a hero.
Yeah.
What did she do?
I mean, she's still a hero, I guess, in the proverbial sense.
Why?
Because she fought for her life.
And ultimately lost, but she put up a good fight.
Twice.
What do you mean, twice?
Didn't they pull the plug?
Yeah.
So that would be two.
Okay, yeah, exactly.
But she's a hero.
Of all the Terry's.
He's one of my favorites.
Wait, what?
Really?
Yeah.
Favorite Terry?
Probably.
What's up with it, Terry?
Hey, fuck with you, Terry.
Hey, fuck with you, Terry.
Yeah, that Terry's cool.
How are you doing?
Yeah, I like that Terry.
Part of that video, bro.
Yeah.
Terry Shiva, Terry Cruz.
We need that kid at the Toronto show.
Terry Shivo?
No.
The little kid that did that.
Oh, yeah.
He's like a Toronto legend.
Is he Canadian?
Yeah.
I did not.
Yeah.
Fuck with you, Terry?
I think.
I'm not exactly sure.
Anyway, shall we move on?
Epstein's still in the news.
We're not tired yet.
Yeah, we're kind of tired.
We are kind of tired.
Because it's not really in the news.
Yeah.
That's the part that bugs me.
Yeah.
Is that like it's making headlines on like some newspapers?
Nobody really cares.
I don't hear anyone talking about it.
So this guy, Jean-Luc Brunel, was one of Epstein's pimps.
So he was a French model agent that he would supply girls to Epstein.
And like notorious creed rapist scumbag.
Like he had like rape charges in the 80s when you were allowed to do it.
When yeah.
Yeah.
Like it was that bad.
Bro, if you raped in the 80s, bro, that's egregious.
Yeah, I've seen Madman.
Like, what is that show?
Madman?
You haven't seen it, Mark.
I haven't seen it.
You acted like you saw it, but you read the Wikipedia page.
I didn't.
And you just made up a title for it.
I clicked on Wikipedia and I had them read it to me.
No.
I did.
That was cute.
No, I didn't.
That was cute.
No, and depending where this section goes in the episode, it might be funny or it might be completely confusing.
But then they'll understand later.
I'll pay you.
Yes, they will.
Yes, they will.
Okay.
No.
I did.
I did see that.
And back in the day, you could just do whatever.
Whatever you want.
Politics was very strange.
Yes, it was.
And that's what, and he was getting caught up then.
So that's how you know he's a monster.
So if you were raping back then, then it was 100% confirmed raping.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you were just taking it too far.
Is that what you're trying to say?
It seems like what you're trying to say is like you were allowed to rape, so he went like above and beyond with his rape.
I guess any raping is wrong.
Yeah.
But at the time, people looked at it differently.
Did they?
You guessed.
I mean, I wasn't there.
You weren't there.
But do you need to be there to know if a rape is a rape, Mark?
I know that rape is a rape.
Okay, I'm just making sure because it seems like you're a little bit uncertain right now as you described it.
You have a defense about rape, bro.
Why are you on the fence, dude?
What do you mean, the fence?
I think you should put your foot down, dude.
Okay, fine.
Rape is bad.
Good.
No, bad.
Bad.
Bad.
Yes.
Oh, that was good.
You almost flipped it on me right there.
I was saying you're good for believing that, but then you made it look like I was saying rape is good.
Well, you just said good.
I don't know.
I did say it, and I pointed my finger.
I'm saying rape is good, bro.
You guys need to chill out.
You got to chill out.
You're caught in a triangle.
Well, everybody's in a triangle right now.
And we need to chill the fuck out.
Dude, he's on.
Everybody.
Don't.
Don't do it.
Bad.
Don't.
Rape is bad.
Okay.
He's a piece of shit.
Piece of shit.
He was actually in jail this time for raping a minor.
Yeah.
And you know what's really funny is rape of a minor above 15 is a the name of the charge in France.
And it's just like, can't it just be rape in a minor France?
Why do we have to distinguish like, but their age of consent is much lower?
Oh, so like 15 might be legal because they're so fucking disgusting over there.
So it's like that is allowed.
They're like, yeah, the age of consent is there.
She's still a minor, I guess.
But you can't rape her anyway.
But shouldn't they look at this law and be like, oh, maybe we should adjust some things?
Yeah, I mean, when you're the attorney being like, well, how old was she?
Like, that's probably when you should ask yourself.
Well, she wasn't a minor.
Like, if you even have to say that about a 15-year-old, I think that's a little bit of a problem.
Yeah.
Okay, so we have to work on the French judicial system about people.
We got to invade French people.
We got to invade France.
All of a sudden, now you ain't speaking French.
Oh, yeah.
Now you're speaking English all of a sudden.
Rapist?
You know what I'm saying?
What did I do, bro?
Just because you speak French doesn't make you a rapist?
It does, too.
Yeah, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Try speaking.
Try speaking it.
What?
Speak some French.
See if it don't feel rapey a little bit, though.
Jean Mappelle Rappé or Mark.
Whoa.
OD.
OD.
No, that was OD, bro.
That was OD.
Look how happy he is, too.
I know you were saying it, but I'm so fucking giddy.
What?
Cheeks all red, dude.
What?
Somebody's going to fake kill you in a fucking prison cell, huh?
They're going to hang your ass, bro.
Yeah.
That's going to happen, bro.
Why?
Why would I be in a prison cell?
Well, anyway.
Because you love it.
Your favorite pastime.
Maybe that's why.
Don't put this on me.
Chill out.
You need to chill out.
Stop with that French.
Don't do that.
Jesus Christ.
He's getting horny, dude.
I see his fucking pants rising.
This is different, dude.
You're not doing that.
No, We already said, Miles, can you make sure we start the episode with this?
Okay.
This is serious.
So he's in the prison.
Yes.
Okay.
He's in the prison.
Yeah.
Hangs himself.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
They don't have the cameras on again.
They happen to be off.
Happen to be off.
This is like his third suicide attempt, and he was supposed to be in a cell that doesn't have like that has rounded corners.
Okay.
That has like terrible bed sheets and shit.
And for some reason, he wasn't in there.
Still had a bed sheet that you could hang yourself with.
Now, so here's my question.
Does this make Epstein doing it to himself more believable?
I'll throw it out there.
But like, and is maybe the deal that's been given to an Epstein where it's based and this John Luke guy and anybody else involved, is the deal essentially like, look, it's over.
It's done.
You're going to go to jail for the rest of your life.
If you want to do something about that, what we can do is just look the other way while you're in the cell alone and there happens to be these sheets.
You see what I'm saying?
So instead of like someone went in there and like choked the shit out of him, they basically said, it's over, guys.
But since you have so much incriminating evidence, what we're going to allow you to do is take your own life before you live the worst possible life ever in jail.
Interesting.
Crazy to say?
I don't know.
Yeah, not crazy.
But then why not Ghislaine?
That's the thing.
Maybe they offer it to her and she's like, eh-eh, I ain't doing it.
And they're like, okay, bitch.
Well.
You'll see.
You'll see.
Apparently he was willing to work with prosecutors.
Oh, shit.
That was the other thing is that he had made some type of verbal commitment, like met with prosecutors once and was like, yeah, I'm down to cooperate.
Allegedly.
It's from one of the, an article that I met.
Okay, so here's the other conversation.
Does this happen so much that it just becomes normalized?
And then we basically live in Russia where like life goes on in Russia.
Like they play video games, they go out to nightclubs, they party, they have like pool tournaments, they go bowling with their friends, they just have regular, and then they find out that somebody talks some shit about Putin and then he just dies randomly.
And then they're just like, oh yeah, kind of that's what happens.
But the reality is, is like talking about Putin isn't that important to many people's lives.
They're working at Domino's.
They're doing delivery.
They're like, I don't need to fight back against Putin.
Right?
Like, what I need to do is just deliver these fucking pizzas so I can play pool with my boys on the weekend.
I can watch the soccer game and do whatever the fuck I want.
And I wonder if they just inundate us with all these like conspiratorial deaths and suicides that we just start going, oh, that's just kind of how life is.
These people were involved with the government.
These people did this fucked up shit.
And they get taken out when they do it.
And instead of us being angry every single time, we just start going, I guess you shouldn't get involved in that because that's the fate.
Yeah, I mean, that's just what people are doing, right?
Like, I've seen so many people that just like re-post a story and they're just like, well, weird how this always happens.
Yeah, they make t-shirts.
Yeah.
Thinking that they're like fighting a good fight, but no, they're not.
They're actually, the t-shirt normalizes.
So what is the fight, though?
What do you do?
Yeah, if you don't know who the bad guys are, it's hard to.
And if you don't have any reason to think that, like, I don't know who's going into French, like, think about also like the global connectiveness that you have to have in order to do this.
Like, Epstein's killed, where is he?
Like, Brooklyn or something?
Yep.
So, like.
Or no, Manhattan, right?
Yeah.
So, like, you have to be in conjunction with like U.S. government, New York government.
Someone has to go in and kill him.
And then you also have to be in conjunction with like French officials, French government.
This guy's in a different country in jail in Paris.
So it's like, I don't even know who that person is.
It almost leads more credence to, like you were saying before, Epstein killing himself.
And like Jean-Luc killing himself.
Because the organization to pull this off would be ridiculous.
Which maybe is possible.
Maybe they're all connected through this pedophilia web, which I've heard people float the idea before.
I don't know.
Or maybe, like you said, they just let it happen.
It doesn't take that much organization to pull that off.
You just have to have some money and pay the right person.
Yeah.
And connection.
Pay a couple guards to look the other way and boom.
Yeah.
But that's going to come back to you.
That's the thing about the conspiracy shit that like the easiest way to discredit the conspiracy is how do you keep this secret?
Yeah.
Right.
It's with every single one.
It's like, okay, if 9-11 was an inside job, like who's keeping the secret?
Because you need at least 10 people to organize this, right?
Minimum.
You need five people.
Two people?
Maybe the secret's not kept, though.
Maybe like people, some people come out and say it, and then other people are like, oh, I'm not going to put my name on it.
Because if they're going to kill someone for being in jail for like procuring women for Epstein, if I blow the whistle on it and it implicates me.
The bigger person?
Because the only people who know about it are the people who are involved.
So you either have to stand on it and put your name out there and then risk getting murked or risk getting called like a conspiracy theorist and like getting your whole career discredited or you leak it anonymously and then it's just another conspiracy.
So it's basically mutually assured destruction.
You only bring people in that are responsible and they basically don't want people to know that they took down the towers or were part of this pedophile ring or whatever.
Or you bring people in that are like complicit or compromised in some way.
Ah, okay.
So it's like, if you don't do this, we're going to tell everybody what you did do.
Yeah.
Or like if you're going to be in our network where we talk about like procuring women for Epstein and flying chicks around the world, like you have to be compromised in some way.
Yo, if you want to be president or if you want to be some sort of like political figure, right?
Do you do some fucked up shit on purpose and cover it up to let the powers that be know that they can compromise you?
You just do it for them.
Like you do it.
Like you basically do some foul shit, cover it up, and then it's like a wink.
It's like, yo, this is what I did.
Y'all don't even got to make me do it.
I did it.
You guys know.
See me with someone and they're like, so you want to be president?
You're like, hey, one step ahead of you, blackface.
Already killed.
Already did it.
They're like, you didn't have to do that.
And they're like, well, I already did.
So.
And they're like, you don't have to have it on right now.
And they're like, all right, well, I'll take it off.
Whatever.
Dude.
What would be the thing that you do if you want to be president?
How would you compromise yourself?
How would I compromise myself?
Yeah.
Besides a trip to Puerto Rico in the near future?
Yeah, I guess that would be.
Besides that?
That would be compromising.
Okay.
No, that's a great question.
I don't know.
I guess it's got to be bad, right?
It's got to be like...
Compromise worthy.
Death?
Maybe kill a guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it'd probably be death.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a random person?
No.
Like somebody that was like a bad business deal or something like that.
Because I would rather that.
Obviously, I'm not going to do anything to chicks.
And then what else is there?
Like, I don't want to do anything like racist or hateful, but like people can justify killing someone.
Like, I feel like murder is one of the most justifiable things.
What about an embarrassing one, like the Trump getting peat on type shit?
Who's that embarrassing to?
Why is that embarrassing?
Why do you find that embarrassing?
You know how cold Russia is?
It was refreshing after a freezing day walking around to get hot piss, hot brush and piss all over your body to warm you up.
I wonder if he fake nutted on her.
100%.
That's how New Yorkers do it, bro.
JFK Brain Conspiracy00:04:21
Yo, that's the fact.
You think he was actually giving a nut up?
Nah.
Nah, there's no way.
No way.
You can't give the nut up abroad, yo.
That's too risky.
That's too risky.
You just got to fake it every time.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all nut abroad?
I don't think I ever have none.
Nah, you never.
I might have fucked up a couple of times.
You nutted abroad?
I might have fucked up a couple of times.
Did Epstein do it?
Yeah.
He probably had a...
I don't want to be conspiracy theorists here.
Did the towers go down?
Yeah.
That's not a conspiracy.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Did the Holocaust happen?
We know that happened.
That's not the conspiracy, dude.
Conspiracy is, did JFK's head get turned into jelly in Dallas?
Wow.
Did it?
Yeah.
No, Jam.
Jam?
I agree with you.
Preservatives, I would say.
Yeah, it might be preserves.
It was more preservatives.
Or marmalade, perhaps.
I think marmalade is actually more exact.
And did his wife try to put it back together again?
Like humpity-dumpetty.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Say what?
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jam someone's brain back together?
No, you can't jelly so fuck so close.
Oh, that would have been good.
That would have been good.
Is that what you were throwing up?
Yeah.
You can't jelly someone's brain back together.
Anyway, we understand that certain conspiracies are actually real.
So there's a lot of people out here trying to say 9-11 didn't happen.
It did.
Yes.
They're trying to say that JFK didn't get his blame blown out.
His didn't get his brain blown out.
He did.
I'm listening to it harder.
He did get his brain blown out, guys.
And I know that you guys are conspiracy theorists.
What I'm trying to say is you're right.
Okay.
His fucking head was wide open.
Stop it.
It was.
No, Because you do a disrespect to him and his family.
Then we should talk about it.
You're being disrespectful.
It's on president's day.
We do a disrespect to him and his family to say that his head was not completely opened up.
You got to watch out.
You got the JFK haircuts, huh?
So you think it could be me next?
It could be, yeah.
And if it does happen to me, Al, don't let them lie.
Speak truth to power.
Yeah.
What I'm trying to say is people look at you, Mark, and they think that you're this lunatic because you believe in conspiracies.
We just named five conspiracies that actually happened.
Okay.
The towers did go down.
Yes.
Regardless of what people say.
Yes.
Okay.
JFK's head did get turned into a cantaloupe.
Right?
It did get turned into a canal.
I was like, seeing Gallagher live in 1998.
It was.
Yeah.
Literally.
I think there was a moment in the video where I looked to see if there was a giant mallet in the hands of his wife.
Oh my God.
Right?
You often thought that too.
Yeah, and the people on the grassy knoll had ponchos.
They also did.
They were like, oh my God, we're getting the president and a Gallagher show at the same time.
What luck?
Yeah.
Right?
They were like, how lucky are we?
Yes.
Okay.
That also.
That's true.
UFOs.
What about them?
We know for a fact.
We know for a fact that they need to upgrade the cameras on these planes that the United States government.
That shit's so annoying.
It is.
Like cigar-shaped plane, UFO.
It's like, bro, it's 2020.
Get the video.
Yo, just get the video.
Take out your phone.
You know, you got your phone.
Yeah.
You're not on a mission.
You know, you go on Instagram.
Right?
You're not shooting nothing down, right?
It's not Top Gun.
You got your phone out there.
Describe it better, too.
Say that again.
Describe it more.
Like, they're always just like, oh, it's cigar-shaped.
But it's never like, oh, it has this license plate.
It's got these lights on it.
There's nothing.
There's only just like the shape of it.
Which is true.
Why can't they see it better?
One time they described it as a thing that filled the dunk contest.
I'm telling you.
Damn, thing that filled Monica Lewinsky's pussy shaped was I was going for it, and I just only thought of Hillary Clinton.
It's the only person I could think of.
That's another conspiracy.
Wait, what?
That Hillary Clinton doesn't?
You're right about that.
Wait, what?
About Hillary Clinton having fatter tits than that down syndrome chicken in Puerto Rico.
She's the first lady.
Cigar Shaped Object00:01:07
Say what?
She's the first lady.
She should be the first lady.
What is that rock joke?
Anyway, look, what I'm trying to say is you guys aren't crazy.
Oh, thank you.
And that you're justifying your beliefs.
And don't let anybody push you in another way.
Okay.
Okay.
Black lives do matter.
That's not a conspiracy, dude.
They do.
Yeah.
It's not a conspiracy.
Okay.
Thank you for that from an article.
Say again.
You got that from an article.
That one came from my heart.
But people try to act like that's some conspiracy theory going on.
It's fucking.
I didn't want to say it.
What?
I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say it.
What?
I'm just a good old Florida boy.
Look at me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We know this guy.
Right?
Huh?
What about me?
Huh?
You think he'll notice if we keep doing this?
Yeah, what are we doing right now?
Come on, Roxbury.
Neither I'll carry or we have a fucking Victoria's Secret shoot in the near future.