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Schulz Reacts: Pokimane SUED By Ninja

Pokimane and Ninja clash over a defamation lawsuit stemming from streamer Jadeon's alleged "hate raiding" and broken promises regarding his unbanning. Hosts Sheltie and Mark debate whether Pokimane is a manipulative influencer or simply facing Ninja's jealousy as his relevance wanes, while tangentially dissecting Evelyn Uncovered's anatomical claims about having two vaginas. The episode concludes by contrasting the hosts' personal fetishes, highlighting Mark's attraction to feet versus Sheltie's differing preferences, ultimately blending high-stakes streaming drama with bizarre anatomical speculation and intimate host confessions. [Automatically generated summary]

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Ninja Backs Controversial Streamer 00:11:43
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Now Mark is going to explain to us what is a Pokemon and what is an energy.
You're on the cutting edge of culture.
Yeah, and you always claim that.
And you taught us all what P is and you taught us a lot of different things about the internet.
Okay, so there's Pokemon and Pokemon are the cards that Logan bought for three and a half million dollars.
Yes, that's exactly right.
Is that what Pokemon is?
Yeah, he's like, okay, so basically there's all this Twitch drama.
Yes.
And you already know about this.
Yeah.
Twitch is an app.
Yeah.
So you could talk on it.
Yeah.
And then everybody talks and Twitch is on it.
Yeah.
So yeah.
So you beat me.
Three for the bitches on the island.
Okay.
She make it clap.
She make it clap.
That's taking it.
21 gets.
Feel like I'm savage.
All right.
So Pokemon.
John is so confused, dog.
He had no idea what he's doing.
Y'all don't know about Tori Lane's man.
Y'all don't know about Tori Lane's on Twitter.
Clap.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Manicure Toes.
Yeah, but what does that have to do with Twitch?
That was done on Twitch.
Bro, you didn't know that?
Yo, yo, Al, you're fucking washed.
Bro, you're Gen Z, bro.
You're a degenerate Z. I'm a degenerate Z. You still don't know Pokemon.
You know what I mean?
I'm Gen Z, bro.
You don't fuck with me.
I know Pokemon.
That's Gucci Mane's cousin.
Okay, Pokemane.
Real talk.
What is Pokemon?
All right, so basically, Pokemon's a streamer.
It's Hawaiian Gucci Mane.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
And then there's Ninja.
I know Ninja.
I know Ninja.
Who's Ninja?
Ninja is a streamer.
That's true.
And he would play video games.
He got crazy hair and he was like the first guy to go mainstream and be popular.
Damn.
100%.
He's big on Twitch.
He's big on Twitch.
And then he went to a bunch of different platforms.
He got kind of Ellen energy a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He do have a little L and a little L and energy.
He plays video games with Drake.
Yeah, that's true.
We know, bro.
We pushed him.
He's kind of falling off, though.
He kind of fell off.
He used to be top dog.
He fell off.
He kind of fell off.
He fell off.
He is not targeting.
He'll be like rage quitting.
He like rage quits.
He rage quits.
Drop that.
Fucking drop it.
Drop it.
Yeah, that's some loser ass shit.
All right, go.
And then there's another streamer called Jideon.
Yeah, Jideon's lit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm actually not positive if I'm pronouncing that shit right because I don't listen to his stream.
It's Jadeon.
Yeah.
Jadeon also.
It actually might be.
There's a capital D in there.
Yeah, it's Jadeon.
All right.
Jideon, Jadeon.
Basically, here's what happened, all right?
So the streamer, Jadeon, went at Pokemane and started hating streaming on her stream.
He like started sending all these hateful messages and like hate botting on her chat.
Oh, wow.
Going crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Whatever was he do?
This isn't important.
Whatever was he doing.
This isn't important.
You got your phone.
This is important.
FA told me the actual there's a you're using the wrong term, but whatever.
That's fine.
Okay, we're going to write term, but that's fine.
I'm trying to use the terms you guys understand.
Yeah, use the ones we understand.
We understand all the terms, bro.
Yeah, we got it.
Don't rage quit on us.
Yeah.
I mean, dork.
I know.
Loser.
All right.
So that's in the chat, bro.
That's in a chat.
He's dropping a F in the chat.
He's driving an F in the chat.
All right, so let's go.
Dead.
Yeah.
So I'm dead.
Sometimes you just got to say dead.
I'm dead.
Just go dead.
Dead.
Just go dead.
You know what I'm saying?
Law.
All right.
So Pokemon was.
Hate rated.
Hate rated.
That's the term.
Hate rated.
I didn't even know.
Dummy.
Hate-rated.
Go.
Yeah.
And what were they saying about her?
Some crazy shit.
You say any words legally, no.
Oh, why?
That's crazy.
Twitch will stream the ban us.
Oh, fuck.
All right, my bad.
And that's what happened to Jay Deon.
Oh, so Jadeon got banned.
Yes, for talking all that shit against Pokemon and hate rating her.
Okay, hate raid.
So Jadeon and Ninja are boys.
Oh, so Ninja.
So Jadeon goes on Ninja's stream and basically gets a super chat and pops in there and goes, Yo, like, can you help me get unbanned?
I got unfairly banned.
I need you to reach out to your people at Twitch, get me unbanned.
And then Ninja said, Ninja's like, all right, yeah, bet.
You're my boy.
I'm not really going to look into it.
I got you.
Yeah.
Calls his representative.
He's like, yo, I'm going to text him right now.
He said, Bitches be wilding, though.
Maybe.
Did he say bitches be wilding?
He said, bitches be wonderful.
Who Ninja said this?
Ninja said it.
My ninja.
Real talk.
He says, Ninja the realest, bro.
And then, uh, and then now Pokemon and all her fans are like, Yo, why is Ninja backing up this guy that was being a piece of shit?
Like, why?
Why is Ninja backing up Jideon after he was talking all that shit to Pokemon?
Yeah.
So Ninja can't back up his boy.
What did Pokemane do?
Nothing.
What does she do?
She streams.
Doing what?
Talking about the world, bro.
My understanding is that she's playing a character, and that's why they're being critical of her.
A little bit.
And that the character is like, what is it called?
The girlfriend character.
I mean, that's all these like the big female Twitch streamers.
Right.
But they're gaming.
They're like, yeah, in real life, though, she actually has a boyfriend or a husband or some shit, but she doesn't talk about that.
And she's pretending to be this character online to like lure these like incel dudes who think that they have some sort of relationship with her.
So it's like only fans, but like live.
Yeah.
Basically, because she's underage people because they're on Twitch.
She's not doing anything overtly sexual.
But she is potentially manipulating them emotionally to keep them locked up.
Some could say.
You could say.
So was that the criticism of her?
I don't know what that is actual effect they were actually hating on her for.
Digion says she gets dicked down.
Real talk.
Yeah.
Yo, Digion said that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Digion is wild, that's why he got kicked up.
Digimon is going at Pokemon.
I like Digimon a lot.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm team Digion.
And he technically she getting dicked down.
She got a man on the side.
Yeah.
So he didn't say nothing about all that shit.
He's complimenting the guy, actually.
He gets banned.
Ninja is now basically backing up his boy.
Yeah.
And then it becomes a whole drama.
Like the Ninja's manager, who's also his wife, is going back and forth in the DMs with Pokemon.
Like, he never said that.
He never said he was going to back him up.
Pokemon goes on her stream.
She's like, well, here's proof of him saying it.
Receipts.
She got receipts.
She got receipts.
He pulled receipts.
Now he's giving receipts.
Ninja and all his team is like, yo, we're going to sue Pokemon for defamation.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa.
She's for lying on her stream.
About him.
Yeah.
And is that lawsuit actually happening?
That's what that's what his team says.
We shall see.
Yeah, this one's tough because I like Pokemon too.
What is it that you like about her?
She's just cool.
You know, she's not trying to sell sex and shit like that.
She's not.
She's just not.
She's not one of the Twitchers that like have the bikini in a fucking pool in the living room and shit like that.
Oh, yeah.
And I think she's like.
Oh, she kind of looks like an anime girl.
That's why people like her.
I see.
Okay.
Okay.
So what's your take as a Gen Z expert?
As a Gen Z expert.
He's not a Gen Z expert.
He's a Gen Z-er.
I'm a Gen Z-er.
Yo, first of all, stop hating on Shorty.
Like, you hate us because you ain't us.
You know what I mean?
Like, if she wasn't popping, if she wasn't the number one most streamed person or whatever the fuck she is, I'm sure you wouldn't be worried about her tactics and how she gets people to listen up.
You're going to hate her because she got that spot.
You try to comfort that spot.
You hate her because she's greater.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
Is what she's doing manipulative?
Okay, maybe, sure.
But what are you going to say?
People aren't allowed to play characters on stream.
It's like every one of the rappers that we like is playing a character.
We seem to be okay with that.
Jealousy.
Right?
Jealousy.
Jealousy.
That's kids.
It might be some jealousy, bro.
Ninja had his time in the sun, right?
And I'm not saying he's from the land of the rising one, but that's what his name would imply.
But he's no longer maybe there.
Maybe he's a little jealous too.
Maybe he liked when he was in all them commercials.
He liked gaming with all them famous people.
Now he's not getting the same response that he used to get.
He's feeling a little salty.
Everybody talking about Pokemon.
So what would you do?
What would be your advice to Ninja?
If I'm Pokemon, I'm not even talking about these motherfuckers.
Oh.
Yeah, it's like, you're not even on my radar.
What if you're Ninja?
He just tried to back up his boy.
Then all of a sudden his boy did some foul shit.
Now he's got a backpedal.
I don't know.
It could be also like, I'm going to back up my boy because it's good to insert myself in his drama.
Because now people are talking about it.
Now you got us talking about it.
Other people talking about it.
Maybe he needs a little bit of that algo boost, you know?
He did it a little corny, though.
Why?
Because when Digimain called him, he said, oh, I'm going to put in a word and try to help you.
It's all matter.
So when Digimon called him, he said, I'm going to put in a word to my rep. Yeah.
And then he claimed that he never put in a word to his rep. So now you're lying to your friend and you try to get someone to show it.
It's kind of corny.
I don't like that move.
That's fucked up, yo.
That is fucked up, yo.
Digiman being loyal to him.
Asked for one favor.
You're supposed to be homies.
Ninja can't even back him up.
Low-key, I kind of want to have Digiman's back here, bro.
Oh, I'm Team Digimon.
I'm Team Digimon.
But hate rating is whack, though.
Why you hate?
Why you hate Digimon?
Yeah, he's a black streamer.
I got to sport.
I'll respect that.
That's fair.
I got a sport.
That's fair.
There's not many of us in the game.
I respect that.
You one of them.
Yeah, bro.
You out here streaming too.
How's Twitch is cracking, dog?
Oh, really?
What's your Twitch?
Hal?
Half he retarded.
That was the only time.
That was the only time where I actually believe he was retarded.
He just twitched.
He just said.
I be seeing your Twitch, bro.
Oh, that was not good, man.
That's your five Twitch.
That's your Twitch.
Oh, you really stuck it.
You stuck the landing.
Mark, what you got?
I don't have a Twitch.
You don't have a Twitch?
What did you do?
You reached out.
I was stuck here.
All right.
Yo, we started off the episode.
We talked about a woman with two vaginas.
Yo, we need a Miles cam that just looks at how bored Miles is.
Motherfucker, my guy.
Holy shit.
The guy isn't even faking it.
He's got his phone in front of us like this with his head cocked back.
Are you watching Pokemon stream right now?
No, I'm like, damn.
Oh, you're recording your phone.
Damn.
No.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I'll do our research.
I'll do our research.
Can I fucking tell you how disgusted I was with Miles an hour ago?
Go, tell me.
I'm talking about Russell Peters.
We're all talking about him.
And then Miles goes.
Yeah, you better.
Yeah.
Miles goes, who is that?
I've never been more disgusted in my life.
I swear to God, I got up and walked out the room.
Alex was here.
I couldn't believe he had no Russell Peters.
Bro, come on.
Who is that?
Who is that?
And then five minutes later, he's like, oh, I've seen this dude on a couple of British television shows.
What the fuck, bro?
Come on.
He was on Graham Norn, wasn't he?
Nah, eight out of 10 cats.
Eight out of 10 cats.
And Graham Norton.
He's in a couple of, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I've never seen Cats does countdown.
They also was on that.
Fair enough.
Okay.
Just to wrap up this whole Pokemon, Digimon, Ninja conversation.
I think Digimon is the future.
Miles Disgusted by British TV Guest 00:02:10
Really?
You think he's the future?
I think he's the future.
But Pokemon is the now.
Ninja is the man.
Pokemon is the now.
I think Digiman is the future.
And I think Ninja is the past.
I'm on board with that.
Really do believe me wrong because I don't think you know really what's going on.
Digimain just gotta chill.
Yeah, that's the only thing.
Like, Digiman is coming in hot.
He's going like six, nine strategy with it.
It's like, yo, you got the talent, Digiman.
Like, you are gonna take over, bro.
You got the gift.
He got the juice.
He got the gift.
You got Digimain on the pond, bro.
Son, I want Digiman on the pod.
Anything I could do to push his streams, like get more people over to Digimayan's area.
DJ, we just got to calm him down a bit.
Yeah, he just needs to chill out.
He needs a little guidance.
That's it.
You're like a young Kobe.
He just needs a little feel.
Like, hey, hey, let's guide you a little bit.
100%.
He's Phil Jackson.
I got you.
Mark.
Earlier on the pod, we talked about one with two vaginas.
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There's a girl that has two pussies, apparently.
Before this, last episode, you were talking about Shauna Ray, who's a girl who's a dwarf.
Yes.
She's not a dwarf, Mark.
She's a child and an adult.
She's not a dwarf.
She's an adult.
She's a pedophile.
It's dope.
Okay, see, and some people thought, some people thought you went too far.
You guys are crazy.
Some people thought you were being disrespectful.
Did you downgrade the hat, babe?
You got to say the hat with products on it.
Why are you wearing this one for the day?
You got to bow out.
You look like Jotty Bravo and Romission right now, son.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yo, he got a pen and pad somewhere with a bunch of hair notes.
Obviously, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
That was actually good.
That was actually good.
That's actually good boy.
Just come down.
Actually, fucking broken.
You look like a gay garbage bag.
All right.
All right, go.
So, when you were talking about Shauna Ray, some people thought maybe you went too far, maybe you crossed the line.
Wow, you said that we should feed her to molesters.
I said she should offer it.
Yeah.
I think you said we should feed her legally.
She should be fed to molesters.
Yeah.
Is what you said.
Use the correct tense.
Yeah.
So some people thought maybe that's too far.
So I think when we bring up this story, you should just, you know, try not to take it too far when we talk about this woman with two vaginas.
Okay.
The girl has two pussies.
One she uses for porn, I believe.
Oh, is this?
So here she is.
Okay.
Oh, wait a minute.
She's pregnant?
Doug?
She's not pregnant.
Her name is Evelyn Uncovered.
All right.
Oh, it's one of the pussies her unborn kid.
No, no.
Yeah, come on, dog.
That's weird.
There's a two pussies, though.
All right.
So it's a little bit misleading.
Okay.
So she put this out.
She's been an escort for like eight years, and now she's got OnlyFans with her husband.
Okay.
Husband.
Yeah, and she goes for it.
Like, she's about that life.
All right.
Okay.
All right, she doesn't really really have two vaginas.
Okay, she got, I guess it depends.
What is the definition of a vagina?
It's the inside part.
Oh, dude, that's it's the inside.
I have no idea.
So she got one vulva with a fork in the road and it can go either way.
And then she got a uterus on both sides.
Hold on.
Yeah.
I don't know what a vulva is.
Thank God you feel that really.
Why did you bring that word?
What are these vulvas?
I've only seen one vulva in my life, dog.
Now you're talking about one bitch with two.
I've never seen a vulva.
What is the vulva?
What you have?
You've seen a vulva.
What's the vulva?
That's the outside part of a vagina.
No, that's the lips.
That's also majora and menorah.
Yeah.
Hanukkah o'hanuka.
Come like the menorah.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's the outside part.
Okay, so all the lips is a vulva.
Yeah.
So if you're ever going down, you don't say, I'm looking at your vagina.
You say, I'm looking at your vulva.
Depends.
You might be looking inside too.
But then you have to be specific.
No, you don't.
What you talking about?
No, you don't at all, bro.
If you want her to know that you respect her body, I think you should.
Okay, so you're telling me that she has two vulvas.
No, one vulva.
Okay.
What's the vulva again?
It's the holes and the whole thing.
I don't know what the vulva is.
That's the pussy mouth.
How many holes?
She's on OnlyMouth.
Get the fucking picture and try to buy it, bro.
It's shit.
You couldn't get it.
What do you mean you tried to buy it?
Why you had a fucking 12-year-old try to buy it, weirdo?
He said he was going to buy it and you couldn't get it.
Why can't you get it?
Send me the fucking link.
Who is they?
They want to send me the email verification.
They wouldn't send him the email verification.
I think we should do this right now.
I mean, if she has two pussies, this should be the number one OnlyFans.
And which one does the baby come out of?
So she put it in the right.
He's stumped, right?
Come on, doc.
In the right direction.
How many holes?
That's what I'm confused about.
Technically, two.
Once you go in the one hole, there's two.
So it's okay.
It's like an apartment.
Two-bedroom apartment.
It's a four-year-old.
Two-bedroom apartment.
Exactly.
So if there was a double paper.
Guys, just for everybody in here.
A two-bedroom apartment.
It's like what you guys live in, but like with more space.
Here's a diagram that she wrote during her anime on Reddit.
Okay, good.
So that's the vulva right there.
That's a vulva.
That's a vagina.
That's a vagina.
Ovary, ovary, uterus, uterus.
Oh, so that's wow.
That's wild, dog.
So she could have twins from two different dudes.
She could have four kids, yeah.
Because you can have two.
I mean, you can have some litter.
I don't believe that that's true.
She could have triple penetration.
I don't believe that that's true.
That's a great hustle, dog.
That's a great hustle.
No, it's not.
But that drawing was one hole.
So she claims that she can put a dildo in one and then a penis in the other.
Yeah.
Technically.
I mean, she could do that.
We can't go inside.
There's no way for us to see.
Like, she just throws two dicks in her and then she's getting double dicked.
But there's no way to see that one is going through one canal, the other is going through another.
I need to see the canals, dude.
All right.
I need to see it.
Mark.
Do you?
Stop that.
Al, I've never been more curious in my entire life.
Okay.
I need to see it, dude.
All right.
And you can't get it up.
I'm going to get these for you.
You can get it for her, I bet.
I can't get it for her, I bet.
I mean, this kind of fascinating.
What do you think she got, though?
Say what?
What kind of cameras do you think she got?
Internal cameras.
Just a sendoscope.
Yeah, but it's a colonoscopy.
You've never seen a colonoscopy.
Anybody pay for OnlyFans if you can't see the two pussies?
That's a good ass point.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying it's one hole.
She is just marketing.
Yeah, it's just marketing.
She's lying.
Yeah.
That's cat.
Like, that was back in the napkin science.
Yeah, dude.
That's not real doctor shit.
No, man.
Chirodu do that.
Yeah, a chiropractor could literally do that.
Dude, I don't think that this girl has two pussies.
Now, she said that she was medically diagnosed.
She has pictures on OnlyFans on my own.
Medically diagnosed with what?
But like do a sonograms.
What?
Can't you do a sonograms of her pussy?
But where's the value at?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what is the value at?
That's true.
Imagine having two pussies inside one.
It's useless.
Son, that's a waste.
One hole.
That's a waste.
You just have, yeah, you have one hole that has extra rooms in it.
That's going to be a little fun.
Is it?
You can hit like left, right with it.
You can do that now.
Nah, but you're not going in different avenues when you're doing it, though.
That's kind of what's going on.
It depends what you want to wear out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there's a median, I think, technically.
But she says, as a dougie is fucking.
You can do the ducky shit.
So that's kind of fire, son.
Bro, that was crazy.
Looking at her butt-ass naked, but pregnant.
I don't like that.
Yo, I don't like it.
That's my limit with porn.
I feel bad for this kid, yo.
And Shania Train or whatever her name is.
And the Shania girl.
I don't that also I don't like.
Yeah.
But the pregnant porn, I'm good on all that.
Yeah, no.
That's up there with feet.
No, feet is fine.
Nah, feet is fired.
Guys, you know what?
I talk about this maybe twice a week.
Yeah.
Once a week about your fear heights and twice a week about your weird thing with feet.
His is more specific than mine, I think.
I love feet.
Michael Black got this biggest.
Black watches foot porn.
No.
I don't know if you do that.
I don't do that.
I don't watch porn.
But if I did, they have to have good feet.
Really?
Yeah, no.
That's as odd as that little diagram I just saw.
What, like?
You might as well have just drawn like a foot.
Dog, y'all like a good foot?
Yeah, that's all I care about.
There's so much more to like.
Are you with me on this?
No, I'm absolutely with you.
What you mean, bro?
Son, feet, I don't give a fuck.
Do you count on toes?
I don't give a fuck.
You care about your own feet.
That's fine.
Yeah, because I want to have some nice looking feet.
Okay, so why would you want to have a girl that's a bit more?
That's weird.
I don't care.
I care about a pussy and a tit and an ass shit that counts.
Two pussies?
Give me that.
You gay, dog.
That's wild.
She's gay, dude.
What a hole most.
Give me that.
Yeah, dude.
I can't believe you don't care about feet at all.
Don't.
It's the foundation of the body, though.
Maybe I've never had a really bad foot.
Right.
Okay, my question is: what is a bad enough foot?
There.
Bunion.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
Disgusting.
Bunion.
So bunion's a different one.
Yeah, but I, okay, I have it.
I don't need a girl to have what I have, right?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I've never been with a girl like feet.
Like you.
I bet you have if you're not paying attention.
No, no.
Yes, you have.
So is it true?
That shit should be scratching me.
But if you like, is it trauma?
Like, if you have a bunch of people.
I didn't talk about it because I thought I was a freak.
And now I realize I'm right, dog.
Him, blow, more dudes.
I was like, oh, I'm not alone.
Yeah, we all love feet.
You're supposed to love feet.
Yo, there's no trauma.
Did it start with like some hobbit feet?
Like you woke up with one of those in your mouth and you're like, no.
No.
I've just always, there's two things I've always really cared about: feet and no hair.
I don't like body hair on women.
Okay.
I like Indian girls, so I had to do away with that first one a long time ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my hair and the ghost.
Yeah, Sacrifices.
Yeah, you make sacrifices to stay true.
You know what I mean?
But initially, you were like, that hair shit is wild.
Yeah, whatever, bro.
I didn't even think about it.
Couldn't even let it enter my mind.
Really?
I'm too Indian, dog.
I'm going to hate hair.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, if you're not.
Most Indian girls also don't have great feet.
That was a big thing when I met my wife.
I was like, I got to try to make this work.
She got great feet.
Yep.
I don't see it.
Yeah.
I've never looked.
Like, I could have been with chicks that didn't have feet and I couldn't have told them.
You got a girl?
Yeah.
You don't know what her feet look like?
I mean, I'm with him.
Like, there's so much more to be.
I'm sure they're great.
Why would they be bad?
Right?
Why would the rest of her be gorgeous?
And then she just walking around with like a shock.
The Lord works in mysterious ways
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