Akaash Singh, Mark Gagnon, and guests dissect Alec Baldwin's "Rust" shooting, debating whether his claim of not pulling the trigger absolves him of responsibility amid union grievances. The conversation expands to institutional racism in home appraisals dropping $500k for Black families, Jake Paul's canceled boxing match, Spotify's removal of comedy royalties, and Jussie Smollet's legal troubles. Hosts also condemn Tristan Thompson's $75k abortion payment offer, analyze Madison Cawthorne's "earthen vessels" speech, and debate environmental skepticism before concluding on holiday banter. [Automatically generated summary]
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Finding Love Near Forty00:13:12
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant 2.
It's your boy Sheltie.
I'm here with Akash Singh.
Okay, we got Mark Gagnon.
We got Miles McCreary.
Yeah, back out.
We got Doveman.
And we got Alex Media.
Let's keep going.
So what's going on, everybody?
Do we have anything to talk about?
We do dove your trials and tribulations with finding love in your life as you get closer and closer to 40.
What's going on?
What's going on with that, bro?
I keep doing my best.
You keep throwing those roadblocks.
I don't throw any roadblocks.
We had a very important meeting.
There was a girl that you can't make come.
Remember this girl?
There's a girl that you can't make come.
And he can't make her come because, what is the reason?
Because.
He's gay.
No.
The pussy's so fire.
He comes within 60 seconds.
Not even 60.
12 seconds.
That's a compliment in his own right, though.
Of course it is.
That's on you.
Lucky her.
That happened once, but no, she is a girl that.
And now you can't come with other girls because you like this girl so much.
Is that true?
The guy said he was on double CL.
Oh, shit.
Double Blue Chew.
He was on double blue chew and couldn't bust it off.
Hard as a rock, but couldn't bust off.
Oh, you loved it.
You're closed off.
What is this energy?
You got your legs crossed.
You got your fucking arms.
You're like, Bring me Sam.
You're a senior and you have a lot of money.
You haven't come in weeks.
I know, dude.
If you unlock those legs, I'm going to get splattered.
It's going to be enter the spider-verse over here on this fucking podcast.
Just calm it down, okay?
I'll try to say.
I'm going to say it to you.
Is this girl coming to the wedding?
You won't let me FaceTime her.
Let me FaceTime her right now.
So I had this perfect weekend set up.
The whole thing of us staying behind was for a completely other reason.
I said, Andrew, I need to leave two hours sooner.
Yeah.
So I could meet this girl at the same time.
I had this beautiful setup happening in Miami.
And you were like, no, no, no, no, we can't.
We got to have this other talk.
I was like, what does that have to do?
And then what happened with the girl?
So she was like, well, then coming tomorrow doesn't make sense to fly from LA.
So let's just do it another time.
But hey, New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, I'm invited to this incredible, incredible party in Miami.
Yeah.
I want you to come with me.
And then I was like, nah, I can't because I'd rather go to Boston and support your job.
He has to do his job.
God forbid.
It's really crazy.
Crazy concept.
Yeah, it's really crazy.
You got a good angle on that one.
But then what happened?
And then what happened is you spent the whole weekend knowing that it was kind of fucked up what you did.
But you were like trying to throw a free invite for me to your wedding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which I should already have.
What happened with this girl?
Remember when she didn't answer your text?
Remember that?
No.
Remember that right?
You shouldn't already have a plus one.
You know how much fucking money a plus one calls.
Do you know what I'm officiating a wedding?
Do you know how much money I'm stating them on not hiring a unit on this?
Why do you pay a priest?
That man doing it for the love of the game.
Don't you do it for the love of the game.
Then they expect a donation.
This is how he works out things in his head.
It's unbelievable.
He always thinks he's like doing things for people that have dollar value.
Like no thing that he does for you kindly will not have a dollar value in his head.
Dollar value is a running ledger.
You're a running ledger.
You're doing ledger.
You're a scorekeeper.
You're a score.
We all have to put dollars on our forehead.
You can't make girls come.
You can't make girls come.
Yeah, what's that score?
What's that score?
What's your score with her?
Tell that story.
She's good.
What do you think?
She's talking.
Click her TikTok right now.
She's so fire.
I could be brown.
I could be blue.
I can't come from a Jew.
I could be purple.
I could be hurt.
I'm going to be a dyke.
Okay.
Guys.
But that's also not true because it just is the first round.
It's okay.
Let's move on.
Let's start the pot over.
Let's not start the pot over.
I think we should acknowledge the elephant in the room.
Okay.
We didn't talk about it up front, but I think it's important.
We acknowledge the elephant in the room.
Obviously, everybody is listening right now, watching right now.
They want to hear what we have to say.
Of course.
Deion Sanders, bro.
Deion Sanders, dude.
The fucking good to see him again.
A legend, dude.
I haven't seen Deion Sanders in a long time.
I know, man.
Just seeing him, I got happy.
It's because, like, it felt like he was away for a while.
And then all of a sudden, he's just there.
And you remember all the good times.
All the flash he brought in.
He's a warm fan.
Great.
Oh, good to see him.
This guy flys.
Fuck.
He really is.
Oh, he really has.
Got that smash.
Prime time, dude.
Flashy.
Prime time.
Flamery.
So basically, what he did is right now, Deion Sanders, I'm sure everybody who's listening, you already know what we're talking about.
But to address the elephant in the room, Deion Sanders is the head coach of Jackson State University football team, obviously.
Though he was a two-sport athlete.
Yeah, he played baseball, but he wasn't as good.
Wasn't as good.
No, he was good.
It's hard to do.
Not prime time.
Not prime time.
Not prime.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he has a responsibility as the head coach of a football team, especially a college football team, to educate these young boys.
Remember, this is not professional sports.
This is collegiate sports.
And he brought in Brittany Renner.
Thought of the century.
Thought of the century to have a conversation with these boys about what women could potentially do to them.
I thought that shit was fire.
Did you?
I thought it was absolutely brilliant.
And remember, they can make money now.
Who?
Collegiate actors.
Oh, that's right.
So that's right.
So the college kids now can make money.
They have these potential advertisers, sponsorships, etc.
There's going to be girls like Brittany Renner who are out there potentially targeting them.
I don't know if she's admitted to targeting because she was wifed up with PJ Washington.
Yeah, yeah.
She kind of admitted to targeting.
What was she saying?
She was like, oh, if you want to come up off a check, go with an athlete.
They're super dumb.
Yes.
But she didn't do that about PJ Washington.
She did that shit years before.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But then she did that kind of thing.
And then she ended up doing it.
Yeah.
So it's like kind of targeting, right?
To be fair to her, like she was wifed up with him.
Like, I think they named the kid Jr.
Like, yeah.
So there was some shit that went up.
It doesn't matter.
I just thought it was dope.
And I think that this is something like, I think the NBA tries to do this.
Like they try to educate.
They do, right?
So like.
But they do it financially.
So it's like, oh, here's how you get all your money in order here as you put money away for retirement and shit like that.
But he's doing what counts.
He's doing what counts.
But here's the thing: how do you lose the most money if you're a player?
Exactly.
That is the financial planning.
Slut maintenance.
That's what you're going to lose all your money.
It's fucking slut savings.
It's gambling.
Yeah.
Right?
Gambling, you can lose crazy money.
But a lot of these athletes, like, I guess they can gamble, but there are certain restrictions.
Banging chicks is gambling, though, right?
You're like, I hope I pull out on time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Otherwise, I'm going to lose half my money.
Imagine having the unbelievable athletic ability of an athlete.
Like the fast Twitch muscle fibers that athletes.
That's the problem.
It's fast Twitch.
You got to think.
They can't just fast Twitch out like they can.
No, but they probably think I'll get out in time.
I can play the fast time a second.
Sperm is faster Twitch.
No matter how slow you are, Bernie Colts are head fast.
Burgessman is fast Twitch.
Dove is fast Twitch.
Dove has fast Twitch.
Crazy.
Are we really going to make this happen?
Yeah, we're going to make it a bad thing.
There's one girl.
That's why you know you like him.
What?
That you didn't want to come.
That you didn't want to fuck.
Yeah.
Opposite.
Oh, whatever.
It doesn't matter, Dove.
We're not going to talk about you anymore.
God forbid.
Because you know when we're talking about that, he's calculating how many minutes that he was smoking match on the podcast.
Technically, I should be paid for those seven minutes that I provide you guys with entertainment on the podcast.
And that is part of the fucking running ledger.
It's part of the ledger, isn't it?
Also, Vala, keep an eye on his computer.
Make sure he's not looking up things or hotels to stay at.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get to keep an eye on the cube.
He's looking up hotels.
Does he not?
Show me the computer right now.
Let me see the computer.
Read the message.
The Weston.
No, it's W.
It's literally the Weston right there.
That is crazy duff.
But what are you doing?
I'm literally saving you money in that email right now.
Money, you're going to remind him of later.
Absolutely.
That's why I'm going to be able to do it.
He's so quick to show you.
He's like, look at that, look at that.
Look at how much money I saved here.
I'm going to start looking at all these other jobs.
Is rabbiing your wedding considered the wedding gift?
Wow.
He's got to be kidding.
This has to be a joke.
That's serious.
I would like everyone to submit comments on Andrew's profile.
Like, if it's, if I'm giving you a should I allow him to wear his uh religious paraphernalia?
No, no, no.
I get one thing.
You either step on the glass, I wear the shawl, or I wear a kipa.
You pick.
I'm also wearing a kippah.
Why?
You made me kiss the ground.
You leave your god.com.
He can't do anything.
But he's not.
You don't get to dictate the religion at his wedding.
That's the problem.
Why are you hiring me?
That's true.
That's what I'm asking.
Why are you hiring him?
Why am I hiring him?
Because I'm good at it.
You are good at it.
Yeah.
It'll be the most I got to speak without you cutting me off.
That's also true.
Not enough.
You're so good.
You'd be like, well, you're here today.
You're going to be a good one.
If your wedding had YouTube subscribers, them shits would plummet.
That's facts, bro.
Your wedding's also behind a paywall.
We should put it on Patreon.
He's trying to convert you, bro.
Do you think that's what I'm doing?
That's what I think, yo.
That's what I think.
Throw a little water on your chip.
You know what he's doing?
Yo, you know what he's doing.
Oh, you want to run?
Seltzer.
He's trying to occupy real estate at that house where you're having the wedding.
See, I thought that I was doing you a favor at this.
I thought the girls would see you up there and you'd be looking all beautiful.
And the sun is setting behind you so we can't see the bald spot.
There's just all these advantages to you.
He's wearing the kippah.
I like the way you said it.
I like the way you said it.
I got you.
I got you.
If you really care about Andrew, if you really care about Andrew, wear a Yankees fitted at the wedding.
If you really care about Andrew.
We'll be matching then.
Let's go.
I'm just so scared.
I'm going to look so much better than him at the wedding, though.
He's going to look sharp at the wedding.
Yeah.
He's going to look really sharp.
I wear the same thing every day on this podcast.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Okay.
Okay.
What is the over and under?
What is that saying?
Someone called Dave Pornoy.
How do you do gambling?
No, no.
What is he over and over and under?
200 pounds.
200.
Is that what you're going to say?
Are you over two?
Hold on.
Are you over two?
Pay me $100 for every pound under I am.
No.
No, no.
No, then he's going to lose the weight.
You can't do that, Joe.
That's a moto.
I know that I already am at.
Yeah.
Because he's saying he's like 180 or something.
No.
Damn.
What are you at?
1809.
189.
Yeah.
Really?
I fight to stay under that number.
Dude, yesterday, I want to say this.
This is, and I want to say this as a friend who's like skinnier than you, bro.
100%.
I want to say as a friend who's concerned because I do mean this and I want to have a kind of affirmation about this.
I mean this sincerely.
Yesterday.
Yesterday, right?
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, seriously.
This is serious.
Okay.
And then listen, then we're going to actually acknowledge the dress the elephant in the room.
Maybe we should do it right now.
Maybe.
Maybe we've been addressing the elephant in the room the whole fucking time, John.
Okay, seriously.
Turn your heads out as well.
We'll see your drunk.
Does anybody have a peanut he could just sniff up real quick?
Okay, so this is, I mean this seriously.
No, I'm just being serious here.
Yesterday I saw something that concerned me.
Okay.
He hadn't eaten.
Remember we had a call, right?
We had a call about the podcast, right?
He's offline texting during the call.
I'm starving.
I remember this.
Am I breaking down?
I haven't eaten since 9 p.m. the night before.
9 p.m.
9 p.m.
That's not that.
That's not early.
That's reasonable.
Like, yeah, if you had dinner at like 5 p.m. the night before, it was 5 a.m. that day.
No, it was not.
It was 2 o'clock.
It was 2 o'clock.
He didn't eat from 9 p.m.
Bro, it was a brunch.
You go to brunch at 2 o'clock.
The guy is falling apart.
We sit down.
He's already ordering by the time I get to 16 hours.
Right?
He goes, I have to eat bread.
I haven't eaten since 9 p.m.
I didn't say bread.
You did.
You go, I would like.
He goes, I'll have a fried chicken sandwich, French fries, and then fried green tomato.
Everything was fried.
Wow.
Mark ate it.
What's going on?
Mark is trying to gain weight.
Yeah, dope.
Mark is getting brolic as fuck, actually.
He's getting brolic as fuck.
Okay.
And you, what do you look like?
You eat fourth meal every single day.
I do eat fourth meal every single day.
You night, but I don't eat bread.
You eat that.
You did that.
I don't eat bread.
And I had gumbo.
I had, I had gumbo.
I had one and a half bowls of gumbo, and I passed out for two hours immediately.
Yeah.
I know.
There was something in that gumbo.
Miss a sound.
There was something in the fucking Derek told me.
Yeah, yeah.
He's asleep.
Derek came in.
I know Dove probably told him to do this.
Derek came in and wake me up, and I was like, all right, bro, I'm up.
He's like, all right, bro.
Should I just kind of hang out in here?
And I was like, okay.
And then I was like, I got a shower.
He's like, yeah, I'll just hang out over there.
And I know 100% Dove is like, go in the room and don't leave the room until he walks out of the fucking hotel.
Did you say that?
The people of Jacksonville.
By the way, one of the best shows I've seen you do.
Oh, it was a lot of fun, dude.
Mark Gets Brolic As Fuck00:07:00
Jacksonville is great.
Jacksonville is a lot of fun.
Shouts to Lil Duval.
Lil Duval comes through.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's the fucking man.
You had Duval energy.
You were great.
Bro, yeah, maybe it was inspired, man.
All this is inspired greatly by a little Duval.
Yeah.
Like, he really, and he's just a fucking man, dude.
Guy flies his own plane to the show.
That's incredible.
His schedule is so funny.
He's like, the show was at like 9, and he was like, 7:30.
It was 9 o'clock.
We were talking.
He was like, yeah, I'm going to be in my bed by 12.
I was like, where's your bed?
He's like, Atlanta.
Yep.
Fire.
He's like, yeah, I'm just going to go.
Fire as fuck, dude.
I got life figured out.
He's the fucking man.
And he's inspired so much of this, the road, like even the way that I tackle comedy.
And so many people are inspired by him that they don't even realize it.
So huge shouts to Duval.
But serious note, let's address the elephant in the room.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, real quick.
Can I say one thing about Deion?
Please.
I didn't.
I thought this was great recruiting by him for other athletes.
Oh, genius.
Because realistically, Jackson State is good for what they are, but how many of those guys are going pro, gonna make millions of dollars?
He's recruiting other players.
Brittany Renner, not trying to fuck no Jackson State University athlete.
Yeah, she's fucking dudes that play Kentucky.
Alabama.
Yeah.
Kentucky ball player.
What you gotta do that is a football drill.
You go to the bar, see Britney Renner, and try to resist her.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Oklahoma Bluesy got turn around.
And then you gotta fucking try to power through.
That's not smart.
That's like this.
He's better at recruiting young talent than Britney Renner.
That motherfucker is about it, dog.
She's fucked way better dudes than he's recruited.
She's way better at recruiting talent.
He just got a lot of fun.
You think her roster is better than his roster?
Her roster is better than his roster.
In terms of getting players to play at.
You had to put athletes versus athletes.
You think he's got better or worse players than she's fucked?
He's got worse players than she's fucked.
Yeah.
Yes.
Wow.
Just give him time.
Yes.
Hey, just give him time.
Yes.
He's going to get that.
I don't think that any of the players on his team start on hers.
Damn.
Yeah.
Not yet.
That's an interesting game.
Young Brittany?
No, hold on.
That's an interesting man.
Like, whose pussy got the best start in five?
Yeah.
Wow.
Like, honestly, Kendall Jenner?
Kendall Jenner got some ball players, bro.
Who was it before that?
Ben Simmons, Devin Booker.
Tristan Thompson.
Blake Griffin.
Kuzma.
Blake Griffin, I think.
Was it Kuzma too?
Kuzma.
It was always like hanging around on them.
Yeah, she got some joints, bro.
Britney Renner, though, she got cap.
She got PJ Washington.
She got a bunch of other dudes we'll never know about.
Kendall's got it.
She always got good ones.
She outperforms.
This is interesting about her.
And you got to give her credit for this.
She not really taken down A-list, but is spoken about like an A-list thought.
Oh, wow, yeah.
Who's she taking down A-list?
Usually, the A-list, they keep quiet.
But she's the girl that dropped all the secrets, remember?
She's calculated with it.
Like, I'll tell these guys because they don't matter.
But the A-list is like, hey, look, I'll keep your secret so I can keep fucking A-list.
Didn't Superhead drop everybody shit?
And she ruined her whole game.
And nobody fucked her no more.
Yeah, it's interesting because we talk about her like Superhead, but Superhead gave way bigger names than Britney Renner ever gave.
Not that she didn't fuck him.
Maybe she does it strategically, but she's in that class of thought.
What did Super?
What is Superhead doing now?
We got to do an interview with her.
She changed the game.
After that video came out, so many girls tried to do the basket weave technique.
Oh, yeah.
She remember that was her.
The Indian burner.
That changed the game.
You think she invented that move?
I think she was a bitch.
She normalized it.
She normalized something dickhead.
Yeah.
Remember when these girls used their mouth just?
Remember that?
When they just go mouth just?
That was crazy, right?
Yo, Paris Hilton might have the best roster.
Okay, go.
According to this article, she hooked up with her.
Can I be honest with you?
When she came out with that dick suck, keep in mind, this is an heiress.
Yeah, she ain't got to suck no dick in her life now.
No, but she wasn't famous, though.
She was just an heiress.
She don't matter, though.
Like, she's a legit heiress.
She don't got to suck nobody's dick if she don't want to.
That's true.
And there's going to be dudes lining up to get some of that Hilton money.
Yeah, that's true.
So apparently she still sucked dick good.
She apparently took down Cristiano Ronaldo.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Oscar De La Joya.
Whoa.
Brian Erlacher.
Whoa.
Andy Roddick, who's a tennis player, and then former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Lennart.
Leinard.
Linard.
That's what I said.
Leinard.
Fucking idiot.
That's what I said, bro.
You name him as Lino.
Yeah, it has art in the name.
You french it up, dog.
Lenart.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Legit.
I was like, that's soccer player.
I thought it was a black kid.
I was like, who's Lenart?
Lenart McKelvey, maybe?
The guy I do a podcast with once a week?
Okay, yeah.
Paris got it held down.
That was a good roster.
Jeter was the best for the guys.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Jeter's, I mean, it's amazing.
But you know, he just had his third kid.
Bravo.
There you go.
Respect.
Respect.
Bravo.
We got a super duper fire girl.
What'd you call her?
No, third daughter.
Third daughter.
Oh, that's what happens.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how it works.
That's what happens.
And panning out herpes around Manhattan.
Wow.
He had to put that on.
Yeah, Jessica Bealey.
He was one of those fucking horse.
Probably one of those horse.
You put her on the king.
Why don't you bring Brady Renner to teach us about it?
I would love Brittany Renner to come teach us.
And our wives.
Son, this guy.
Yo, this Mary Schultz out here, dog.
She'd be my plus one of the stuff.
Dick more.
I love it.
Okay.
I love that.
Can you hit it when you know the right time to hit it?
All right, fellas.
The last time I received a blowjob was in September 2020.
It was deep in the pandemic.
And she had convinced me to get a manscape to shave my bush down.
And that would give me way more blowjobs than I had previously gotten.
Ha ha ha.
Jokes on me.
I could be brown.
That could be blue.
I didn't.
I love this guys.
I could be hurt.
That is all.
Do you not know that song?
No.
Wow.
Where have you been?
Where the fuck have you been, bro?
We're Brady Redder over here.
I need to be put up on game right now.
Oh, geez.
Fuck off.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck.
Dude, the table got a wet.
All right.
What were we talking about, man?
Fucking crazy.
Yeah, I can tell you what we're talking about.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
Y'all is talking about crazy shit.
You got to respect your wives, bro.
Y'all got to respect your motherfucking wives.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room.
Can we?
Please, finally.
Thank you.
What do you think about Alec Baldwin?
Alec Bowlen.
He's the white Tory Lanes.
Hot take.
Shot a girl.
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Yeah.
Claims never to have shot the gun.
Wow.
He didn't pull the trigger.
He didn't pull the trigger, but okay, go on that.
Go on that.
Keep going.
He jumped out in front of the court cases.
He put his version of an album out.
He got the motherfucking album, bro.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
And now he's swaying the audience.
Like, people are thinking he's good.
He's not guilty.
Do you think?
I think the majority of people feel that it's not on him.
It should have been on everybody else to check the gun and all that.
But you don't think they felt that way before?
I thought everybody.
I think initially people jumped on him.
We're like, oh, you should have checked the gun.
It's your responsibility to check the gun.
Now they're like, oh, why is there a live round on the set in the first place?
Yeah.
I mean, if you've ever been on a movie set, you'll know that it's actors' responsibility to do nothing.
Like, they don't get their own coffee, nothing.
They don't let you do anything.
They baby you.
They don't even let you.
It's just you could.
Oh, actually, no, maybe you're right.
Sometimes they're like, follow you around.
I remember I did a student film and I went to Chipotle on my own.
They're like, dude, please don't do that.
If you need anything, ask us.
And I was like, what do people in real films do?
Like if Will Smith was like, hey, fly to Columbia every day, get me some coffee beans, somebody would do it.
Yeah.
You're worth that.
So that's what we'll do.
Money-wise, you bring in that much.
That's what we have to do.
All right, guys.
Look, I'm getting married.
It's going to be a couple weeks off for the infamous tour.
But New Year's and the day before New Year's Eve.
So New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve's Eve.
We're going to be in Boston celebrating with y'all.
All three shows are sold out.
That's going to be some fucking crazy stuff, man.
We're going to have some fun there.
I'm on the fence about adding a fourth show.
I'll let you guys convince me, but you're going to have to do it very soon if you want to convince me because once I go get married, I'm out.
I'm off the grid for a couple weeks.
So you have a little time, but please go do it.
Check out the website.
We have a bunch of those Canadian shows are up.
Vancouver, Calgary, Winnipeg, Toronto.
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Yeah.
I don't know.
I just, I saw it and I was like, dude, I get what you're saying now.
And I started watching the whole video.
You have to watch the whole thing.
You got to watch the whole thing.
Yeah.
Because the thing, okay.
So basically, he's like, I didn't pull the trigger, right?
Which he didn't pull the trigger.
Now, when you have a what is it called?
I think it was a Colt 45, right?
Single action Army revolver.
Yeah.
So it's a revolver.
When you have a revolver, the pulling of the trigger pulls that hammer thing back.
Yeah.
You know, you see like in old Western movies where like they're going like this to shoot fast.
So what he said is that the DP, I think Helena is her name, Helena Hutchinson, is telling him exactly where to point the gun.
Like he's taking all the guilt off himself.
He's like, she told me to point the gun.
She told me to do this.
She was telling me.
And I was just listening.
And let me tell you something.
Like, actors are not, especially an actor of his stature going to do a little fucking shitty film.
He's not going to be so deferential to this random girl from Sweden that's like a DP.
Like, there's no fucking way.
The guy's on SNL every weekend.
Like, he was putting the shit wherever he wants, I imagine.
But let's just go with her story.
It doesn't matter.
He said he suggested to pull the hammer of the gun back.
And then he let it go.
There should have never been a live round in there, but still, letting the hammer go is pulling the trigger.
Yeah.
It's actually faster than pulling the trigger.
It's fast.
Yeah.
When they need to shoot fast in the Westerns, they go like this because they're like, I can't do that.
That takes too long.
So you didn't pull the trigger, but you shot the gun.
It's effectively shooting the gun.
Yeah.
So it's not your fault.
That round should never have been in there, et cetera.
But like, why are you trying to create this like a loophole?
Yes, dude.
That was the grossest part is seeing everybody around this thing be like, oh, this is such a tragedy.
This is so sad.
We loved her so much, but this wasn't my fault at all.
Yeah.
This was somebody else.
Everybody did that.
The fucking production company, him, everybody's like, no, it's not my fault.
No, she was amazing, but this is not my fault.
And that's not his fault.
But the fact that he's going so far to prove it's not his fault makes me hate him.
If you're explaining, you're losing.
If you explain, you're losing.
TB12 method.
I think the first part, so apparently he took down his Twitter because he was getting proper because he's getting so much hate after the interview.
We don't know why, but that's what we're speculating.
That's because also ABC, the first eight minutes of the interview was like asking a bunch of dumbass questions where he's like, yeah, this movie really rekindled my love of acting.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't care how you go about that.
That movie seems fire, fam.
Bro, right?
I want to see that movie.
Not I. I'm about to do it.
You got to rename it, though.
You got to call it John Wick Ford.
That's true.
Like, all right, fire.
Dead in the water, dog.
That'd be dope.
No, I thought it looked kind of cool.
Like, do you know what the plot of the movie is?
Yeah, he's an outlaw that's going around with his grandson.
And he has to try to cover up for his grandson who was convicted of accidentally killing someone.
Oh, shit.
That's what I read.
That's the plot of the movie.
Like, he's like with his grandson.
They're on the run because he accidentally kills someone.
He's just a method actor.
Yo, maybe he's just trying to get into his grandson's psyche.
Crazy.
Oh, God, dog.
That's not a good look.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I think I would.
Yeah, I would absolutely see that.
What?
What?
Did we say something wrong?
Did I say something?
Yeah, it is.
Somebody died.
It's a tragedy.
Yeah, it's a tragedy.
And all these motherfuckers are just, I don't know.
And I was trying to talk to Mark about this the other day, but I was like, why am I so enraged by this?
Like, why does he need to be even less, even more innocent than he already is?
Yes.
Like, there's something about that that fucking irks me.
I don't like how it was marketed, too.
What?
They did like a trailer for it with the music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That made me sick.
How does that help the family?
Like, a woman died.
There's children without a mother.
And then they get to turn on the TV and it's Alec Baldwin being like, this is so difficult.
Tonight it's six.
It's like, what?
And why has nobody interviewed that purple-haired dyke that put the fucking bullets in the game?
You know, I thought I had.
You haven't seen that girl?
That purple-haired joker?
That's her fucking joker doing this shit.
She's good hires, bro.
She's good lawyers.
No lawyers.
I gotta tell her.
Don't say nothing.
But still, you can't find her outside of a Wendy's or something like that.
Like, she's gonna be outside of a Wendy's on West Ford Street at about 1 a.m.
You think Wendy's?
No.
Mecca Dunner.
I think.
Nah, the dollar pizza.
The dollar piece.
She could be a dollar piece.
100%.
Right?
One of her dungarees just like hanging open.
What is that thing?
What?
Overall.
Overall.
Yeah, one of her overalls just hanging open, dressed like Mal Jones.
Fucking brilliant idiots.
Okay.
She's going to be at a McDonald's at 2 a.m. dressed like Mal Jones and Brilliant Idiots.
And you could just ask her right there, why'd you put live ammunition in the gun?
Because that, I bet you it's because that Helena Hutchinson, the DP, that was shot and killed, won't give her no pussy.
I bet you that.
I bet you they're in this old West movie, right?
She got no other lesbos that she could go down on or something like that.
Helena Hutchinson was like, nah, I got kids.
I don't want to do this shit.
I'm worried about my career.
And she's like, all right, bet.
All right, bet.
We all make choices.
Yo, yes or no?
I'm going to add to it.
You don't think that's possible?
You don't think it's possible?
You don't think it's her fault?
Bullies get angry, bro.
Are you trying to get her out of culpability for this?
You think it's not her fault this happened?
What selling is Helena's fault?
No.
No.
It's the Joker's fault.
Yo, you never blame the victim, dog.
Come on.
Women are allowed to say no.
But these bullies don't play games, bro.
Have you ever turned down a bully?
No, you haven't.
You turned down a bully.
It's a problem.
It was crazy how he kept saying, there's two victims here.
He kept saying throughout the day.
No, he's talking about.
No, no, no.
To be fair, he's talking about the guy who, the girl who died, and the other guy who got chopped.
Oh, you thought he was talking about the girl.
Oh, I tell you something.
No, I swear.
I think he was talking about it.
I would too, but early on, he goes, let's be clear, I'm not a victim.
Which is a little political, but he did take himself out.
I was like, yo, you're a wild boy.
He's a wild boy.
Yeah, that would have been wild.
That would have been wild.
People are forgetting what happened to me.
Yo, I'm going to be honest.
I think Hollywood diversity casting is a problem here.
Ooh.
You can't have some liberal ass woman doing this job.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
You need a conservative, redneck, a little bit racist, bearded, hunting-ass motherfucker doing that armorer job.
Yo, that's the first thing.
That's the armorer.
That was her diploma.
Yeah, get her pop, bro.
Yeah.
I'm not going to get Michael Jordan's daughter to be on my starting five.
Yo, that's a good ass point.
That's a good ass point.
Diversity casting.
That's a conservative guy.
I don't know if he's conservative.
Strong men can't make, what is the thing?
Strong men make big dykes.
Gun dykes.
Strong men make gun dykes.
That's what it is.
Right?
Strong men make gun dykes.
I think that's how it goes.
That's my favorite cartoon.
Gundyke?
No, Gundam?
What is it?
Gundam or Gundykes?
No, that's your song, Gundyke Style.
Oh, Gundykes.
Welcome, Gundyke style.
But in all seriousness, dude, I think you're making a good point.
Why don't we hire the people that are good at this shit?
You don't want some liberal motherfucking gun owner.
No chance, dog.
You can't be pro-choice and do that job.
Yeah.
You got to be a fucking conservative, though.
Right to life, bro.
Right to life unless I am that shit.
There you go.
Right to life.
That's a good ass point.
What are some other positions in Hollywood which we should hire in that way?
Son, that might be the one.
Only thing.
The other ones.
That doesn't have to be only liberals to do this thing.
Like, how do you hire specific people?
We do this culturally all the time.
Probably finances.
Like, if you have the financier of the movie, you probably want them to be conservative.
You don't want someone that's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give him the key, grip, equal pay, and shit.
Get out of here.
Nah, you got to cutting costs.
There's an argument for nepotism being the cause of this.
Like, this girl got that opportunity just because her dad was an armorer.
Maybe she don't know about guns.
I'm okay with nepotism.
It's the fucking Duck Dynasty family.
But if you're going to raise this, a daughter, no chance.
No.
No liberal woman raised in California, no chance.
Do we know anything about her, Dove?
Are you familiar with her?
Son, she fucked up multiple times.
I wish I had it in my notes somewhere, but she has in other movies been like, she's had violations.
She's had concerns about safety handling guns on that scene.
This is not her first mistake.
There was like a misfire already, like the day before.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, the guy walked off the set because he was like, nothing is.
He said live rounds have gone off on this set a couple of times.
Oh, my God.
Now they were blanks, but I don't want to be stereotypical, but do we know her cycle?
Do we know that her initial cycle?
Do you think that that could have played part of it?
Do you think that she had a big fucking bloody period?
Do you think that she was hiding a big old bloody period in them jeans and them Jordashes?
Do you think that you think if she took off them Jordashes, there was a big old bloody period?
Do you think that's why?
Anyway.
Bugle boys.
I think Alec Baldwin's the only actor that's going to get typecast like the opposite way.
You know, it was a wild line he said.
He was like, I'll certainly never do a movie with a gun again.
And I was like, you just told us you're going to do movies again?
The fuck are you doing, man?
I can't wait.
It just rekindled his love for movies.
It took the death of an innocent woman for me to rekindle my love.
This movie made me believe.
Yeah, he's going to be typecast the opposite way.
Instead of always getting cast as one character, he's just never going to get cast as the gun guy.
Like, no matter what the movie, it's going to be like six bandits, and he's just going to be like, and Alec Baldwin is the nice guy.
He's the knife thrower.
And there's going to be like Alec Baldwin accidentally knifed a daughter.
Dude, that is kind of crazy.
Is there any chance that this is a setup?
Go.
I hope.
I mean, because they're saying no live rounds should be on a set, period.
So the fact that there were two, one goes off ahead of time and they don't check every single fucking round to make sure that shit don't happen again.
Action is wow.
Son, can I tell you how ridiculous that is?
You know, when you're at a restaurant and like a glass breaks by the bar and they take all the ice out of the thing underneath the bar, like one little shred of glass could have gotten into the ice bucket.
So I got to remove all the fucking ice.
They should have thrown out every bullet in that set if there was a live round that they didn't know about.
I think it's set up.
And that was up to the armor, right?
So who set it up?
I mean, he was taking some shots at Trump.
Yo.
You think Trump set it up?
Also, the union people that had walked off the set.
That's right.
The union people walked off the set.
No, no, but he was super supportive of Ayati.
He was super supportive of the union.
He was super supportive of Ayazi.
They thanked him.
He did a whole thing about Ayatzi, do what you got to do.
Because these executives don't give a fuck about you, of whom I am one.
He's an EP on the thing.
Bro, it was funny.
In the beginning of the conversation, when he was talking about being a producer, he made very clear that he wasn't a producer that hired anybody.
Did you see that?
Like, I was a producer, but in name only.
Like, I'm here to act and maybe chew and casting, but nothing else.
I'm not hiring anybody.
I'm not working out.
In other words, I didn't hire the person.
Oh, the armor producer and name only.
Yeah, producer and name only.
Which is true.
When you get famous enough, you're an EP of everything you're on because you make more money that way.
But he made that incredibly clear to everyone.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
It was a weird situation.
So does he go down for this?
No.
I think he's completely clean.
I don't know if you could put him in shit without the stain of it.
Every time I see him, I'm like, oh, that's the guy that shot that poor woman.
And he's trying to remove that right now.
But what I think that he did is made us resent him.
Like, we felt bad.
And if he just stayed in mourning and stayed out of the public eye, we'd be like, man, it's so tragic what happened to this fucking poor guy.
Like, the worst possible thing, I mean, the worst possible thing happened to her, but like, the worst possible thing that doesn't kill you, it happened to you.
Addressing The Elephant In Room00:12:01
I also would have believed if he was like more emotional.
He seemed a little bit like matter of fact about it all.
Yeah.
When if you're like really racked with guilt and I fucking killed somebody and this is driving me crazy, his little Kyle Rittenhouse cry.
Yeah.
But if he was emotional, like, dude, I killed somebody.
Even if I didn't think, whatever, like, if he was just more emotional about it.
No, he's in survival mode.
Motherfucker wants to get invited to the party still.
Like, he wants to be in these movies.
But you get invited by being emotional when, like, there was a body language expert that believed everything he was saying.
He was the hammer, didn't pull the trigger.
I'm like, we don't think you did this intentionally.
Yeah, like the fact that you're explaining it makes me think you actually killed this girl.
Yeah, like, we all know you didn't do it.
Why would you shoot a girl on your set of your movie?
Why would you come to work and then shoot the fucking DP?
That's crazy.
Now that you keep telling me that you didn't do it, it's like saying, I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
Remember that guy who goes every fucking Christmas?
I ain't gay no more.
I'm delivered.
Oh, yeah.
You know, that black dude that was in the church doing it?
Hilarious.
Like, that guy's gay.
Yeah.
He, if you say I'm not gay more than three times, you're gay.
It's candyman.
You've said it three times before.
I'm not gay, Mark.
Come on.
All right.
Alec Baldwin is a gay black dude in church.
That's what you're saying.
Well, it was in a church when it happened.
Yeah, it was.
Shit.
I mean, what makes it a church?
It was built to be a church.
And then it's always a church forever.
I mean, they put limelight in a church, then it became a club.
Or is that always a church?
I mean, if it's built like a church, like you've ever been to like an old store.
What about them Hispanic churches that they put in Office Depot?
Well, that wasn't built to be a church.
But it is a church.
It became a church.
Those things be lit.
Slapper.
Slapping.
Like, it's a party.
It's like a strip mall church.
Baby shower in them, bitch.
Yeah.
100%.
That became a church.
It wasn't built to be a church.
They got the same signage as the store that was before.
They just put church on it.
It's a subway.
Exactly.
Got the same color in it.
Church wait.
Hey, wait.
But yeah, okay.
So if it's built to be a church, it's still a church.
You ever go to the Walgreens?
It was a bank and you walk in there like, oh, this was a bank.
We're in a bank.
It's a Walgreens, but it's got bank shit.
Yeah, but you can't make no fucking deposits.
Yeah, because you can't cashiers, checks.
You can't, you know, do church service because it's not an active church.
So it's not a church.
It's a church, though.
If you can't do a church service, it's not a church.
That's it.
I mean, you can do a church service.
You can do a church service.
What if you can't?
And also, you can deposit.
Yeah.
ATM.
Well, then it's a church/slash bank.
The church bank.
It's a church bank.
It's Joel Olstein.
Good transition.
That was the real elephant in the room that we wanted to talk about.
Joel Osteen.
So apparently some plumber was fixing up his church.
Joel Osteen is this like a super, what are they called?
Not pastor.
Megachur.
Megachurch preacher?
Preacher.
Televangelist?
I don't think he's that.
He doesn't say he has like healing powers, but he's like a preacher who's very much about like, God wants you to be rich.
It's okay to be prosperity.
Prosperity gospel.
The most American shit ever.
God bless it.
He's a televangelist, though.
That's where you're doing on TV.
I mean, we have a real Christian here.
What the fuck is he?
You know what he is?
He's an American Christian.
You're a Catholic.
You hate these fucking Christians.
Be honest about how you feel about that.
Most Christians actually probably don't like the mega church, like prosperity.
Don't speak on behalf of them, you Catholic.
Then why are they mega?
Listen, I need you to speak as a Catholic on these little fucking goofy TV Christians because that's how you feel.
Deep down, let it out.
These little TV Christians mocking your religion.
You're there every single fucking Sunday.
That's still in the door.
That's still in my door.
Whatever the fuck it is.
You're in there.
You're listening to Latin, fucking that shit out on your knees, up, on your knees, up, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Where's Dion?
But these fucking Christians are out there banging chicks, getting forgiven, making crazy bread while you're giving all your bread to the church, right?
Lord knows what they're doing with it.
Lord does know.
And Lord forgives them and moves them around to other places, too.
It's a very interesting Lord.
Shuffle, baby.
Shuffle.
I want to know how you feel about these Christians.
Using your cross, bro.
Using your fucking cross, not even reading the Bible, not even reading the Bible, dude.
Just sitting up there saying stupid shit all fucking day, right?
How do you feel about them, bro?
God will judge them.
Oh, you're a preacher with an interesting voice?
Here's 20,000 people.
Tell me how you feel.
Tell me how you feel about your question about your Christian music.
About their music making a mockery of your command commission.
What happened when you shot her?
You shot her in the chest.
Why did you do it?
Okay.
Well, actually, he'd be like, no.
Shut up.
Why do you have those bags under your eyes, you fucking freak?
Well, what actually happened?
No.
You murdered that woman.
That poor woman.
That mother of two.
I just pulled the hammer.
Not that.
You did.
No, that's murder.
You fucking murderer.
Now you tell me about these Christians.
Okay?
Go.
Tell me how you really fucking feel.
We're all invited to God's choir.
Oh, my drop.
Yo.
Mike drop.
He didn't say they get into heaven, though.
He said you can come to the concert.
Yeah, he said, y'all can come to the top.
He said God will judge you.
That's what he said.
You're invited to God's choir and he can see how well you sing.
That's how it goes, bro.
Keep it a buck.
Maybe not you, a hypothetical person who is a devout Catholic.
How would a hypothetical person who is a devout Catholic feel about those Christians?
Some people might look at it as like watered-down Christianity that's using the gospel as a way to like pull money out of innocent people to make individuals wealthy.
Don't get shut up!
Some people are saying, Hey!
But when God calls us to the gates, will we not sing?
That was fucking shots fired.
Let's go!
I just pulled the hammer.
I just pulled the hammer, bro.
Come on, bro.
You fucking go.
Come on, bro.
Ain't nobody fucking with you, Mark.
And don't let them bastardize your religion, son.
Let's go.
Say that shit one more again.
Say that shit one more.
What they doing?
What these Christians doing, yo?
Come on, bro.
What else might some people say?
Say what you check.
But Kyle Rittenhouse is Catholic.
I'm just saying.
Listen, if any of y'all watching right now are Christians, Mark is wild.
That's a wild fucking boy.
We appreciate y'all.
Spread that monetary gospel over here too.
Patreon.com/slash flavor too.
Church of flagrancy.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Mark, so keep on going.
How do them Catholics talk about them Christians?
What might some people say?
Most Catholics aren't really concerned about it.
What might some people say?
We're not even thinking about y'all.
Keep it on our head.
We're not even thinking about y'all.
Wow.
Why that?
Why not?
Wow.
You're the first.
Why are you looking at the next?
You know what I mean?
Yo, Mark coming with heat right now.
Mark and Dove just sitting there quietly like, that's how we feel about it.
Oh, y'all.
5,000 years ago, we were here first.
Damn, boy.
So Catholics don't even really take Christians serious like that?
No, I don't think so.
Keep it a buck.
I don't think so.
So when you see someone that's Christian, what is that like?
What is the equivalent?
Like, is it like a diet?
Is it like someone?
Is it a diet?
Is it like beyond meat?
Is it diet so an improv comic?
Wow.
Wow, you're calling them all gay?
Yo, you're calling them all gay rapists?
Yo, that's wild.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Everyone's saying through Jesus.
So if you believe Jesus, God will deal with you.
That's how it goes.
Don't believe in Jesus, too.
He said God will deal with you.
He didn't say God will accept you.
God will deal with all of us.
Wait, hold on.
I didn't know that.
I like that.
He just murked this motherfucker out the window, son.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
But they believe in Jewish Jesus.
You don't believe in Jesus.
They don't believe in Jesus.
I got it, too.
He believes Jesus.
Right next to you.
Guy spraying like bowling out here.
Shit.
No, he took out two of us.
He got you, but he killed me.
Yeah.
Akash was here first, by the way.
That's true.
Nah, that's true.
The Jew was before the Indian.
Nah, we were 40 years now there.
The Jew was before the Indian.
Nah, we were first.
Oldest organized religion, Hindu.
Talk your shit, bro.
Kick him in the face.
Hold on one second.
Hold on one second.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's just hold on one second.
Let's just hold on one second.
Let's just hold in.
Let's address the elephant in the room.
That was good.
Let's address the elephant in the room here.
There is an elephant in the room here.
Now, the oldest organized religion, right?
But you're not the oldest people.
I don't know if they're the oldest people.
The oldest people have to be close to the business.
That's black people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not Jews, bro.
Unless you believe them motherfuckers in Times Square.
They are Jews.
They're one of the 12 tribes.
You know, the time.
Yeah.
Those don't.
Joseph got up.
No, was it?
Who is it?
Who got over there to Ethiopes?
I don't know.
Joseph Coney?
Who are you talking about?
Coney.
It was Coney.
Joseph.
Joseph Coney is a direct descendant of one of the 12 tribes of Israel.
100%.
His tribe was bobbing.
Yeah, it really was, dude.
It was super good.
We love them, though.
Huh?
And you donated to his tribe.
I did donate to his tribe.
I absolutely did.
And he goes by the rules.
Like, 13, you're an adult.
Like, you're in the army.
You know what I mean?
Like, bar mitzvah, give him a fucking AK.
He's ready to go.
Let's fight for freedom.
You know?
Did we ever have a conversation?
I'm an eye, tooth for a diamond.
He did all that.
Yeah.
Yes, he did.
100%.
But should we just have a conversation?
Has anybody ever sat down these people?
Wait, whom?
The rebels.
In Africa.
Has anybody just had a sit down?
Why can't we say these people?
He didn't say those people.
He didn't say those people.
If you said those people, that'd be crazy.
He said these.
Why can't we say these people?
Like, why can't we just say it?
Why is that wrong?
Just to say these people?
Amen?
I don't know.
Isn't that, I mean, isn't it better than what you're thinking?
You know what I mean?
Like, isn't that such an improvement over what's actually going on in your head?
Like, when you say these people and you have to grit your teeth, you know what I mean?
Like that, like, isn't that better or no?
Yeah, it's like African-American.
You went a long way to.
I don't do that.
That's racist.
I agree.
100%.
Why are you going so far out of your way?
Yeah, you're going far out of your way, Alec Baldwin.
Oh, shit.
Do you consider yourself African-American?
No, I'm black.
You're black.
Thank you.
I consider you black too.
Me too.
Black and Puerto Rican.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm a lumber.
What do I consider you?
Black.
What do I consider you?
Brown.
That is true.
That is also true.
Do me, do me.
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Okay, guys, seriously, let's address the elephant in the room.
NBA Youngboy, dude, is wilding.
You really start sentences without knowing where the fuck that shit goes.
No, Youngboy's wilding, bro, on Clubhouse.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm so hip, dude.
He was a he's on Clubhouse, right?
He was on Clubhouse.
And then Yadame Reddit was in there.
You didn't see that shit?
And she was stalking him.
You know what I mean?
That was crazy, too, man.
That was wild.
He was wilding on that.
Yeah.
Yeah, Youngboy, free young boy.
And I'm hip, guys.
I'm hip.
I don't know about y'all, but like six months ago.
Yes, bro.
You're some black people talking about that story.
I am.
I'm a little CPT, right?
That's how hip he is.
I am.
You on Black Planet?
I am on Black Planet.
Okay, you hip.
Still.
I'm him.
I got this shit.
I know about NBA Youngboy.
Bro, he got free.
He's on house arrest.
You heard about Outcast?
Yes.
They make good music.
They do, bro.
Yo, I'll catch fire, but that's some old shit, fam.
Like, you got to get on this new shit.
What's the newest?
What's the newest rap song?
Oh, yes, it's good.
The newest rap song I know.
His Spotify on raps was trash.
My shit was straight bangers, bro.
This motherfucker got Olivia Rodrigo.
That's it.
His motherfucker listened to Olivia Rodrigo.
That's it.
And I'm probably responsible for the plays on his.
I was like, Mark, put that little Spanish bitch on.
Put that little Spanish bitch always sad for no reason on.
The her.
She got fat tits for her birthday.
She did get that.
She did.
You know what I'm saying?
It's no big deal.
I'm two decades older.
You got that tit still.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Your boy about to be married.
You can't joke like this when you're married.
You can't joke like this.
I know.
That's why I got to get out my system now.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to purge.
I got a purge.
The purge, purge, purge.
The purge the word.
I learned that from Youngboy.
I learned that.
Youngboy's like, dude, that guy's a legend, bro.
That motherfucker's sick.
He's so sorry, dude.
He's so sick.
He's my hero.
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Sick, dude.
Yeah, he's the best.
Yeah.
That motherfucker is sick.
His forehead looked like he was a DP in an Alec Baldwin movie, but besides that, that motherfucker is sick.
What happened to his forehead?
We got to talk about that on Clubhouse.
No one wants to bring that up.
He's going to slide on you.
Yeah.
Is he going to slide on me?
Lil Ol me.
These are the bullion.
He said he's getting bullied.
That's why he wants to step away from the rap game.
Get out of here.
Why he's getting bullied?
You know, just all the comments.
He don't want to deal with it no more.
But what was he getting bullied for?
They talk about his forehead, bro.
Nah.
It's a five.
And what'd you think of that?
But what is going on?
He obviously experienced some sort of trauma as a young boy.
Playing in the NBA.
No, but what do you think has caused that?
Do you know?
I don't know.
You would know.
I grew up on it.
You tell me.
Yeah.
Do you know where he's from?
Do you guys know where he's from?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Do you guys know where he's from?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Obviously.
Obviously, I know.
Well, you know, obviously.
But what about y'all?
Y'all don't know much about music.
Come on.
Where's NBA Youngboy from?
Of course.
Where is he from?
Yo, don't point that in the game.
Where is he from?
You better tell me where he's from, son.
All right, bro.
All right.
Google that shit.
I know where he's from.
Where's he from?
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Damn right.
That's Louisiana.
The Lou.
The Lou.
Yo, I heard a wild place.
I have a bad camera.
You can't see that I Googled that.
You got that shit.
Look at hotels or something, bro.
Yeah, come on, dog.
Your chair is getting bigger every week.
Is that because you're fat?
Fuck.
Is that why?
This piece of shit.
What an asshole that guy is, right?
I feel so bad that he didn't give you a plus one.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I did give you a plus one.
I mean, you ruined my weekend.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah, the plus one you honestly don't deserve.
Andrew broke his Achilles.
Yeah, I did.
I'm afraid.
Plus one to his plus one.
You can have it.
Miles, you don't get no plus one either.
Wait, who are you inviting?
Who are you inviting?
I want a plus one.
Who are you inviting?
Who are you invited?
You met her.
I did?
Which one?
At a show, at your show.
Which one?
We were in the Midwest.
St. Louis.
Hey, hey, that bitch want a plus one.
She could buy another ticket.
Get out of here.
The girl that came to St. Louis show?
That's your girl, though?
That's your girl for real?
Or you guys are dating?
Nah, we're trying.
I'm trying.
We're trying to make it happen.
You know what?
He said, we're trying.
I don't want the plus one.
Oh, shit.
I don't think any of us will have it.
We'll have a good, brotherly weekend that weekend.
Oh, you're taking it away from me?
Yep.
What?
You got to see this girl.
No, this girl, remember we talked about Miles 10s?
What is this one?
What is this one?
Miles what?
What is this?
What is this for Miles?
This is literally, honestly, like 25.
I mean, this series.
This is your dream girl.
Yes.
This is beyond his dream girl.
His dream girl is more regs.
This girl is beyond.
Let's go.
Remember?
He knows how good we can make him look at all of you.
And Miles, you're such a sweet kid.
He didn't even try to fuck.
And the rest of us were like.
What the fuck?
Volla was balls deep in a Croatian girl.
Someone else lost his plus one, too.
What?
Volla?
What?
That was past tense.
Back in the day.
Fucking past tense.
Yeah.
This is back in the day.
You used to fuck girls back in the day, dude.
You used to fuck girls, bro.
I know.
And then we've stopped that.
But back in the day, you remember, that guy was a killer.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Walked on stage.
Yeah.
You remember that?
Yeah, I heard about it.
It was unbelievable, bro.
I heard about that.
I heard he was getting better than girls and dove.
And more often.
I'm a broken man, guys.
Yes.
You all better.
Everyone.
Vala.
Have plus ones.
Someone.
Go.
Yeah.
Yes, you get it.
What do we all need?
Why are you giving away plus ones at Andy's wedding, yo?
I'm a rabbi.
I can bequeath pluses.
You can, actually.
100%.
Okay.
Should we?
We've almost done an hour of this podcast.
I think we should obviously address the LX in the room.
It's being fucked up.
Ridiculous.
3-6 Mafia and Bone Thugs and Harmony.
They got into a fight during their verses.
Yeah.
Busy Bone.
Busy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is he?
He's schizophrenic or some shit like that.
He's got like some mental health issues.
Oh, no.
So he came on stage and he was just like, stop making fun of me or don't make fun of me or some shit like that.
And then he just threw a fucking bottle of whatever at 3.6 and then that was it.
No, no, no.
Somebody from 3.6 said, suck by.
Oh, that's what it was.
And that is a fight.
You're right.
We've seen that podcast.
I told you so.
Yeah.
That shit, that's a fight starter in.
Now, it's funny because he got so offended by it, but he doesn't necessarily throw like a man.
So he threw like he sucked dicks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's okay.
That's what you're trying to say.
He did a dick, suck, and toss.
But rappers are known for not being able to throw objects like 50, throwing the baseball and shit like that.
We're not throwers.
Pat Stay, shouts to Pat Stay.
Had a still shot of how Busy Bone wound up, and it's so fucking embarrassing.
He did this shit here like this.
Yeah.
Yeah, all the way back, but like halfway like that.
It's a fucking rough one, dude.
Yeah.
It's a rough one.
Tyson Fury Medicine Ball Fight00:03:45
This is a shame, man.
I really liked 3-6 Mafia.
And also Bone Thugs and Harmony.
That's our age group.
You didn't like them.
It's Bone and Biggie, Biggie.
It's Bone and Biggie.
Let's ride.
Let's ride.
Yeah.
On been dangerous.
Straight up, weed no age with us.
Label us notorious.
Thug that is bust.
It's strange to us.
Y'all niggas be gambling.
Gambling.
And response with mandolins and violins.
We just sitting here trying to win, trying not to send too much smoke, need oxygen.
Suddenly, counting them Benjamin's.
Nah, easy.
I fucked it.
High off weed, not oxygen.
What is it?
High off weed and oxygen.
Damn, bro.
I almost had that shit, too.
I got a couple songs in the Rolodex, bro.
I got an NBA Youngboy song that's fire.
Oh, shit.
Hit it.
Hit it.
You want me to do the NBA?
No, you don't.
You don't want me to do that.
We're not ready?
Yeah, I'm not ready.
Maybe later on the podcast.
I bet.
Maybe later on the podcast.
In all seriousness, though, Chris Cuomo is officially fired from CNN.
Yeah.
They did an internal investigation and they thought that what he was doing was inappropriate and helping his brother and giving his brother information about his brother's accusers.
And they're like, you got to go.
Now, do you think this is the first time that Chris Cuomo has used his journalist connections to help his brother?
No.
It'd be weird if it was the first time.
No.
If this never happened before.
He never helped his brother.
Didn't use any of his connections at all.
Didn't use any of his ability to get information to help his brother.
Yeah, you're right.
I just hate all of us acting like we wouldn't do the same shit.
Oh, no, no.
I'm glad you said it.
Yo, yo, yo, but my issue isn't.
My issue is like, we know that we would, so you can't let them both have those jobs.
Okay, that's fair.
So, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you, I don't know if you could hide, if you're a news network, right?
I don't know if I can get unbiased news from a guy who's supposed to be covering his own brother.
So CNN is the real person.
That's on CNN.
Yeah.
Like, they should have handled that before or said you can never cover your brother or this kind of stuff.
And 7-11 and then play fucking family feud on Zoom every single fucking day during the pandemic.
So, because I'm supposed to, at least in America, think that the news can criticize the government, right?
You go to a place like Russia, Russia's basically telling the news what to say.
Yeah.
And we're supposed to be so different.
We're like, there's no way the government could have connections with these news agencies.
There's no way that the government could tell these news agencies to push certain narratives, right?
And now you see it and you're like, holy shit, of course it's happening.
Yeah.
I mean, if we didn't already have such little respect for CNN, it should have completely bottomed out right here.
Yeah.
I think the people who are surprised by this are idiots.
Like, this is CNN.
You think they're the news network?
No, they're MSNBC, a little bit more centered, slightly, like, very slightly.
Yeah.
So, of course, they're going to use their fucking, they're going to be just as corrupt as any other news organization.
Even not mainstream people, if it's family, I would think they're going to do whatever the fuck they got to do to help out their family.
Yeah.
If Alex Jones had a brother in legal trouble, I'd be like, he's going to do whatever you got to do to get his brother out of legal.
This is the most likable he's been.
Yes.
Like the fact that he did this, it made him like.
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan of this guy.
That's a good ass brother, dog.
Yeah.
We all got a piece of shit relative.
Sometimes we got to help him out.
We don't want him.
Yeah.
For him, unfortunately, it's his brother, and he'll help him out.
Good man.
What an idiot to get caught.
Like, he was doing it on company emails or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a fucking idiot.
That's true.
Or is that arrogance?
Or is there like, there's no way in hell they would fire me?
Definitely arrogance.
Yeah, you got the number one show.
I heard the ratings went up since he left.
MSNBC Corruption And Family00:03:41
Really?
Yeah, Sager posted that.
Oh, shit.
Maybe, but it didn't.
Short term.
We'll see.
How long has he been off?
There's a void after he left.
That's right now.
There's a lot of people.
People want to see the new guy, and then it goes back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just like, it's just so funny to see that family completely fall apart.
It really is.
Like, it's over for the Cuomos.
Yeah.
And they were like a dynasty.
I think people don't understand.
It's like.
I don't.
You got to explain.
Andrew's dad was the governor when we were younger.
Yeah.
Mario Cuomo, right?
Yeah.
Bridges off her.
Yeah, it's like this was an institution.
This is a political dynasty.
They're gonna be good.
Who's the new one?
I bet you they come back.
Rebrand.
Rebrand.
Mario Brothers.
Kill that shit.
Oh, then Mario Brothers will be fire.
Mario Brother.
Mario Brothers will be fire.
You also just mispronounce it.
How's it pronounced?
Mario.
It's a me, Mario.
Yeah, Mario.
I'm going to say Mario for no reason.
I say Mario Brothers.
Yeah, yeah.
Mario.
It makes no sense.
Mario.
You're not pronouncing it right.
Why do you just pronounce the A in an Italian accent and every other letter you don't?
Because that's how the game says it.
Because you Japanese people in fucking Japanese?
Mario, yeah.
Can we say them, those people?
Can we say those people?
Can we call Japanese those people?
I think it's call them them people.
Them people.
Them people.
They people.
Oh, shit.
They, them.
You can.
Yeah.
I can call trans they, them.
These people.
Holy fuck.
Do I have to call one person?
Like, if Demi Lovato is in the room, do I have to be like, does these people like some coffee before the show?
They person.
Do they like coffee?
You guys?
Do you guys want coffee during the show?
Is that like a Philadelphia trans?
How do you guys take your calls?
You want some water?
Fuck.
So just you works.
You could just call them you?
Yeah, you could say you, yeah.
Really?
But that seems fucked up because it's they, them.
You can't be.
They're multiple.
Yeah, you is singular.
So you only, you're only identifying one of their spirits, you fucking monster.
That's the you.
You're a bigot.
You're a big one.
You're a bigot.
You're a bigot, dude.
Because you're not acknowledging both their spirits.
She's not just female, bro.
She's a guy, too.
Yeah, they're a guy.
She's a fucking guy.
Okay?
She's a fucking man, and you're going to respect it.
All right?
This lady is a fucking dude.
And you're going to put some respect on it.
Okay?
Inside, she's a guy.
Okay?
You put your dick in there, you'll know.
You'll get up in there, you'll be like, there's some fucking fella in here.
I feel a fella.
Just something, though.
Just some.
Just some.
Not too much.
He says she so many times.
They.
She.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's a guy.
He's acknowledging both at least.
Exactly.
She's a guy, too.
It's a guy.
We would say.
What?
What the?
What?
Wait, wait.
Why are we talking about these?
Every hour.
These people.
What is happening?
Why?
I meet these girls.
She has pink hair.
Armpitz hair.
Coming to me.
She says, I am.
Oh, she watched she says.
She says, oh, my pronouns.
He, he, or her, them, potato, potato, tomato, tomato.
Liberal Cuck Crime Wave Talk00:08:09
Yes.
Yes, correct.
They, them.
They're, they, them.
They, them.
They're, they, them.
Yeah, sorry.
I had to snap out of that one.
Sorry about that.
But maybe that's how I identify.
Son.
Yeah.
I'm Italian, dude.
Yeah.
I'm an Italian guy.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
So is it Mario or Mario?
Mario.
What?
Is it Mario or Mario?
I think it's Maricón.
Okay.
I think the actual thing is.
I understand.
I think Maricon.
I think that's it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Why are you sucking on mushrooms all day?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you got something in Dallas.
You know what I mean?
Shooting out fireballs out of your ass.
Yeah, that's true.
But they don't come out of the ass, man.
Play that version.
Yeah.
Which one does that?
That's what he does.
He picks it from here and then throws them.
You notice?
Eyes are going to get flaming from.
Got it.
All right.
Thanks.
That was good.
You just thought of that in the moment?
That was good.
You just covered up your little bullshit with that right there in the moment.
That was fucking impressive.
I'm not going to lie.
Because he does kind of take it from his pockets.
You know what I'm saying?
You fucking.
Stop calling my friend that, bro.
You can't just call you that.
Why?
You can't just call people that.
Why?
Yeah, you fucking.
Get your notes down, Miles.
Get your fucking notes down, okay?
Make sure you take those goddamn notes.
You know what I'm saying?
Chifty, you little motherfucker.
You know, all right.
Can we honestly talk about what?
What?
What?
Can we address the elephant in the room?
Yeah, fine.
Don't pull out your PP.
Should I fucking pull it out, dude?
Don't pull out your BP.
I'm about to pull it out and stuff it in a waifu.
This is brought to you by gamers.
But in all seriousness, guys.
You want to talk about the crime wave in LA?
Thank God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank God.
Finally, we got to it.
Thank the Lord.
Yeah.
What is happening?
Apparently, crime is up in LA.
Why?
Crime is up in LA.
Mark, why is crime so up, dude?
Why is it crime so up?
Hold on.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Take that truck out.
Why is crime so up, dude?
No one really knows.
Some people are saying that Gaston, is that his name, Gaston?
Gascon.
Gascon.
You're talking about the fucking bad guy in Beating the Beast.
It might have been Gaston.
Some people are saying that Gaston is George Gascon, is trying to let all the people out.
Swim it.
But what is he exactly saying?
Because I don't understand.
Basically, the people are getting released from prison with violence.
And they're just robbing places?
Yeah, yeah.
And what is Gaston doing?
He's telling them to do that?
Is he like, be my guy?
Like, what is his exact philosophy?
I haven't asked him.
I don't know.
You haven't asked him.
There's not a public word on that.
And why are people robbing so much in Los Angeles?
Because there's not being prosecuted as harsh.
Is that the reason?
That's what some people are suggesting.
Or is that what you suggest, you right-wing liberal cuck?
No.
You are kind of a right-wing liberal cuck.
You're a right-wing liberal fucking cuck.
Wait, why?
Mark, you're going to let them talk to you like that.
Who cares?
What did I do?
You did a lot of things, Mark.
You know what the fuck you did.
Don't make me go through this again.
It's like every few months, I got to tell you what a right-wing liberal fucking cuck you are.
You're a right-wing liberal cuck.
A white-ring liberal cuck.
I'm a white-ring liberal cuck.
You think I'm a white-ring liberal cuck?
You're gonna look at me right now in the eyes after not showering for four days minimum.
I'm wearing the same thing for three of those four days and call me a right-wing liberal cup.
White ring.
Oh, a white-ring.
He was right.
You're a right-wing liberal cuck, dude.
That's part of the liberal cuck.
But you're white.
What are you going to get in two weeks?
A ring?
And you're a liberal cup.
Do the math.
Do the math.
Carry one.
Let's go.
I needed that.
Read this up.
Let's go.
That's a big time.
I went full Memph bleak on that one right there.
That bar was minute, best.
I don't like that shit.
To the fucking minute.
Miles on the fucking headphones.
We're not having this audio mess up the first day Alex gets back.
We're not having this.
Get the fucking headphones of Maya.
Please.
Don't fuck up the audio.
Okay, I'm stopping.
All right.
We honestly should start the pod.
Need a story.
We need a fucking story.
The crime wave.
Please talk about the crime wave.
Okay, so people are saying it's like liberal policies that are making the crime skyrocket.
21 and a half percent had increased.
Yeah.
Houston crime has increased 30%.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
From what year to what year?
Last year to this year.
Well, last year, of course.
Nobody was outside.
How are you going to commit crimes if you're not outside?
No.
Great ass point.
That's a good ass point.
New York violent crime.
I'm talking about violent crime only.
Violent crime is down 46% in New York last year to this year.
So it's down.
Down in New York.
So they're saying it's these liberal cities.
New York is down.
LA is up, but not as much as Houston, where it's fucking have your own gun.
You don't even need a permit.
Just buy one and shoot whoever the fuck you want to.
Crime is up more.
So maybe conservatives can stop being such pussies.
Oh, shit.
Babies about a little bit of crime.
Seth Rogan is kind of right, Loki.
Oh, shit.
Hey, it's called living in this big city, you cucks.
All right.
You fucking cucks.
Country mouse.
You will call him country mouse.
Country mouse in the mouth.
Country mouse.
Country mouse in a big city.
All the lights and bed ass.
What's a city mouse?
Williamsburg.
All right, but 2019 to 2021, LA, homicides up 47%.
That ain't shit.
Shooting victims up 51%.
Big deal.
Weirdly, like the robberies and everything that people are talking about, statistically not super increased, but it's super visible.
All of the flash mob robberies, and it's happening from, again, another reform is elimination of cash bail.
These guys get in, get out.
That blah, blah, blah.
But the other thing I was wondering if it's like, I wonder if the narrative gets set.
And then when you see anybody rob anything, it just makes the news.
But now it justifies our fear.
Yeah.
Right.
So the narrative is set.
And the narrative is right now in LA, people are robbing.
Now, it's not like people just started robbing in LA.
Yeah.
People have been robbing in L.A.
The most famous gangs ever started in LA.
That's right.
What were they doing before 2021?
I don't know.
Good Samaritans, I guess.
Exactly.
They continue that shit.
The marathon continues.
People are going to take that in different ways for different people.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, different people take different ways.
If the race you're running is busting open Louis Vuitton and snatching purses and shit, that marathon continues, bro.
You're right.
You know what I'm saying?
So, go.
I would say to Dove, I bet if you look across any city, 2019 to 21, crime is way the fuck up in any big city.
Yeah.
Because it's just, that's what happened.
We all had the fucking pandemic.
We all got let out.
We've been inside for nine months.
People with mental illness didn't fucking interact with anybody.
Didn't get to be normal.
I bet crime way up everywhere.
Stop being a little bitch about it.
Whoa.
It's called living in a big city, Dove.
Yo, holy shit, right now.
Holy shit, right now.
Dove.
I'm just saying.
I like what's happening, though.
You know why?
Oh, why?
Property value going down.
All this shit goes public.
That hammer's going to come down double hard soon.
And property a little bit.
Hey, real talk about it.
We need a little opportunity to get back in there.
Son, I think that you make a great point.
I think that sometimes you make an absolutely great point.
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I think that Seth is being positioned as the new Chrissy Teigen.
I think that it's tricky because when anybody gets robbed, you kind of want empathy instead of figure it out.
Yeah.
So maybe it wasn't the right time to say that shit.
It's called living in the big city.
It's kind of like annoying.
Like anything bad happens to you.
You don't need a motherfucker going like this is what it is.
Yeah.
But he's opening himself up for so much possible criticism from a group that cannot wait for a new figurehead to criticize.
Yeah, yeah.
They took down Chrissy.
They need somebody else.
Chrissy's out of here.
And Seth is rolling right into it.
And the problem is his community is bigging him up like crazy.
So he thinks he's doing the right thing.
Yeah.
Everybody that believes in the same shit he believes is going, yo, you're the man.
Thank you for so much for sharing that.
You should have shared it.
Like, I think I remember when, remember, he was at like some award show or some shit.
Remember?
And he was like, should any of us even be here?
He was talking about like social distancing or something like that.
Yemmies.
Was it the Yemis?
I don't know.
He basically called him out.
And I'm sure he got tons of positive feedback from calling him out.
And if you're an entertainer, you gravitate to positive feedback.
You almost can't not do it.
It's really crazy.
Us included.
100%.
Yeah.
We're guilty of that shit.
Absolutely.
So it's like, if you get rewarded for something, you have to be incredibly disciplined in the things that you want to create to not continue to gravitate towards that.
I mean, this guy knows how to make movies.
Not only an actor, but he like, he actually makes produces rights films.
Yeah.
Like, that's what he's known for.
Yeah.
He's not known for being a fucking Twitter celebrity.
Yeah.
And he's going to start being known for that.
I know.
And it's starting to affect his shit.
He put out that fucking.
Santa Inc.
Yeah.
So he put out like a claymation movie, Santa Inc. with him and Sarah Silverman, to be fair, also hated.
But it has the lowest ratings ever on IMDb and I think Rotten Tomatoes.
1.1 out of 10 on IMDb and a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes.
And then instead of just being like, hey, maybe this thing sucks, he just blamed white supremacy on Twitter.
So he had this tweet where he was like, so it looks like thousands of white supremacists went on IMDb and like Tomato, whatever that thing is called, Rotten Tomatoes, and like downvoted our movie, blah, blah, blah.
Now, here's the tricky thing about this.
You don't have to call them white supremacists.
You're calling them white supremacists because they disagree with you and it's easy to label the people that disagree with you as the worst possible thing.
You could come out and say like, there are people that hate me for whatever reason, and they wanted to act in a group to make this project that we put out look bad, and they went and did that.
The second you label them as the worst possible thing, now you lose the credibility of an honest reaction to something that happens.
Every single one of those people, it wasn't someone who's just like a conservative dude that's kind of annoying that you're telling people how to live.
Yeah.
I also saw the trailer.
It doesn't look good.
But maybe it's not horrible.
When I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for his creative, I'm like, maybe it's pretty good.
And there's a group of people that hate you, but to label every single one as either a Nazi or a white supremacist, like, didn't we just learn this from the Trump era?
Like, you label these people as one thing.
He learned it from the Trump era because that should be working.
On his part?
Like, for people who use that strategy at home.
Oh, so that's going to involve his people.
Oh, so you think he's doing just to charge up his people?
Charge up his people.
It's like, oh, if you don't like this movie, you're racist.
But don't we hate that ultimatum?
Like, not a bar, bro.
That's a bar.
Not fucking me.
If you don't like this podcast, you're a racist.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I see how it works now.
Fuck, we should have been going with that.
Everybody.
We've been trying to actually downvote it.
No, no, no.
A down vote is an M-word.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa, whoa.
Yo, yo.
So apparently they think people are upset that it's a Christmas movie made by people who are like mainly Jewish.
Aren't Christians allowed to be upset?
If you went to a Wally movie and it was a bunch of fucking Christians making it, I'd be like, yo, that's weird.
I would agree with you, but every Christmas song is made by a Jew.
But that shit slaps.
And those go hard.
And well, the whole point of this movie is also the dumbest fucking woke shit ever is why does Santa, like, there's a lineage of Santas and it's always a white male.
And then Sarah Silverman is this like fucking purple elf who's like, I'm going to be the new Santa.
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Other comment she made that like you're Jew washing.
You have to be a Jew to play it.
Like, no, actors act.
Also, what's wrong?
Is that a problem if white dudes want to be the most charitable figure in all of folklore?
The guy that goes around and gives Christmas gifts to every kid.
You don't want white kids to aspire to be that?
Never.
You woke yourself into a fucking pretzel.
Goofy bitch.
Goofy bitch.
Goofy ass bitch.
And instead of getting a black girl to be the role, she's like, well, just make me purple.
I'll be a purple elf.
Wait, she's the actual purple.
She's like a purple fucking person.
Yeah.
She looks like she's the count.
Like the same color as the count.
That's her.
Was she the armorer on that Alec Ball movie?
Is that Rust?
Was she the girl that killed everybody on Rust?
Is that what happens?
Was that the first time?
80-plus callback.
Thank you.
Now, here's the thing.
Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogan, is it possible that they live in their own vacuum?
Yes.
And because of this, they're not even seeing the criticism.
Yeah, I think they believe.
I think he believes it's like fucking anti-Semitism.
Oh, do they genuinely believe that?
I think he does.
And also, that is an interesting question.
Like, if you're Jewish, like, can you make a movie about Christmas?
Then we're all about not culturally appropriating.
I mean, but also Christmas is like American cultural holiday.
Like, it's religious in its undertones, but like Santa is not religious.
I agree.
Safe presents here.
It became a cultural fan.
Yes.
And we have a lot of foam on the family.
And it's not about Jesus.
It's about Santa.
It is about Jesus.
And it's like, all right, but also Jesus is Jewish.
That's true.
That is true.
But yeah, that is true.
Also, in general, good luck making a movie without a couple Jews being in it.
It's just part of the game.
Yeah, 100%.
So if you're going to make a good movie that's like representative of what it is, then who gives a shit who's doing it?
But that, yeah, that is interesting.
But you actively different between a cultural holiday and a religious holiday.
And Christmas has become a cultural holiday, which is what I would imagine Christians want.
Yeah, yeah, you're too prolific.
Yeah, it's like if you want to spread your religion, your values in this new land that you've inhabited, you want people to think your things are awesome, i.e., a big holiday to celebrate the when he was born, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
To celebrate the born day.
You want people of other religions to go, yo, this holiday slaps so hard.
I got to celebrate it as well.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, I would imagine there's a culture war that's going on there and you're winning it.
If people want to put a fucking Christmas tree in their house, even though they're not Christian.
House Appraisal Lawsuit Drama00:09:36
Yeah.
That's true.
That's step one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like.
That's the issue with Hanukkah is like, it's one present a day, but also the presents aren't that good.
Yeah.
All my Jewish friends didn't really get that great.
I didn't get one gift.
Not one.
From whom?
Everyone in your life?
Not one.
From family member?
Not from you, just Cole.
You just ended my romantic weekend.
Yeah, Miles.
Yeah, Miles.
Last time you got a Christmas gift.
Say it into the mic, Miles.
Say that shit into the motherfucker.
Motherfucking mic.
Dove, how old are you, dog?
Damn, dog.
He said it twice.
Wow.
He said it twice.
Wow.
Do all of you get Christmas presents?
Wow.
Wow.
That was good comeback.
Wow.
Yo.
My body.
Yo, dude.
Yeah.
And then Miles just went right back to work.
Right back to work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Here's an interesting story.
Somebody's got to break this shit down because I didn't read it.
But the headline was fire.
There was a couple in San Francisco, black couple.
Yeah.
They got their home appraised for $900,000.
They removed themselves from.
So they got the house appraised.
They got offered for $900,000, which they thought was low relative to the county.
They're in Marin County in San Francisco.
Marin.
Who gives a fuck?
So then they had their white friend.
They went to a different appraisal company, told their white friend, put it in your name.
Yeah, they removed themselves completely.
And then took the property.
Yeah, took the pictures of themselves and their family away from the property, took them all down.
So they basically whitewashed the whole property.
The appraisal went from $900,000 to $1.4 million, which is in line with the county average.
But $500,000 in what's supposed to be a real progressive city.
Supposed to be a real haven for progress.
Marin is.
Yeah, Marin is outside of San Francisco.
How far outside?
Far enough where it's like you'd want to not deal with any of that progressive shit.
Oh, really?
Like, imagine like Long Island.
Okay.
Yeah.
So imagine, you know, Long Island is not necessarily like the last bastion of progressivism in these.
But Williamsburg might be.
Okay.
So that's how I would look at it.
But still, it's really interesting, man.
Like, there's also another thing everybody's making this about race.
Maybe they were just fucking ugly.
Like, maybe these people are so disgusting.
But then that's a trainer.
And that we know exists.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's fucked up.
And also, who is this new guy that moved in the house?
Is this new guy famous?
No, it's just the appraisal.
Right, but the new guy's pictures are in the house.
Oh, I don't know if they put up new pictures.
From what I read, they didn't put up pictures of the new family.
There's no black family pictures in the house.
No, there's just no pictures.
They just took all the pictures down.
So maybe they have horrible pictures.
Maybe these people don't know how to put pictures up.
We can see what they look like.
If we could find out what they look like.
500,000?
Yeah, ugly to drop the value 500,000.
Or they just put the pictures in bad places in the appraiser.
Was it the center?
No, that can't be.
You know what they say?
When an ugly person moves in your neighborhood, everybody just leaves.
100%.
All the white people just leave.
100%.
100%.
I've heard this for a while.
This has happened over and over.
And we did a study in college where they did the same thing.
Yeah.
They'd point us out.
And I think it's worth offering this as a service.
So as white people, we can go fake own your homes.
Yeah.
If you're a black person or a person of color in America and you want to get a higher appraisal, I will come in and I will be there to show the person your home and I'll just collect a small fee.
We're trying to make the go up.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
It looks like you have to shower like that.
Yeah.
That's trendy.
That's cool.
Or make sure if you are buying a home, you buy it from a black family.
With me?
Oh, yeah.
You got a discount.
Yeah, you get 30% off.
You get a great crazy flip.
That's the real Black Friday.
That right there.
Buy a house.
Get yourself a fucking deal.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yo, that is kind of crazy.
Or if you're a black person, go whiteface.
100%.
You got to go white face.
100%.
But you know what's crazy about this?
This is really fucked up.
This is where they talk about institutional racism and how racism is baked in.
Because think about it specifically.
The loan that you get to purchase a home is based on the appraised value of that home.
Right?
So it's like by a black person just being in the home, it's reducing the value of it and then making, well, I guess it's making it more affordable for another person to buy.
Yeah, but that person would have to be black for it to even out.
For it to even out.
Exactly.
But then it effectively reduces a black family's ability to gain wealth in the same way.
Yes, yeah, so they're missing out on $500,000 simply because they're black.
It's like a modern-day redlining.
Like they can't keep you out of the neighborhood, but you can make less just being there.
This is that critical race theory shit, bro.
This is this is it ties into something like this, right?
It's like how like race is intersectional and the way that it affects all these things in life is not specifically like, I'm going to be rude to that guy because he's black.
Right.
It's there might be appraiser that went in there that doesn't think he's racist.
Yeah.
And he's in there appraising the house with racist undertones without even fucking realizing.
Yeah.
White-faced liberal cuck.
I love it.
I love it.
As long as he walks in, that shit smells like jerk chicken everywhere.
He's like, that's going to ruin the wall.
That's true.
Y'all be jerking chicken, bro.
That's on y'all.
Jericho Jake is not worth 500K, bro.
Honestly, I would pay more for a house that smells like a brand.
I think this is cap.
I need to see the fucking shit.
What smells?
This is a fake story.
Who slaps, bro?
Can you imagine a house smelling like fucking hamburger helper?
Get out of here.
I think a house on my blackfield is probably cleaner, honestly.
100% clean.
All black people know, like, they shower before they go to bed.
That shit is crazy.
And they wash their ass on the shower.
It's super weird.
I don't wash that.
What?
You know, I don't wash my ass on the shower.
I'll pick toilet paper out of the show.
That's what you guys do, though.
You're growing.
I did my growing a little bit with the hand.
I just cupped some of the, I cupped some of the soap suds from my pubes and then I just splashed it against my taint and I picked the toilet paper out of my butt.
Okay, so that's yeah.
If you're listening to this and trying to appraise Andrew's apartment, yeah, how much would it be worth now?
Little appraisal cup.
No, but in all seriousness, there's no fucking way.
I can't believe that this is real.
I can believe like maybe 100,000, but not 500,000.
Well, I'm curious.
The thing.
Time is off.
I'm pretty confident this has happened before and I've seen other stuff.
Yeah, there's been other walls.
I'm curious, like...
One-third of the value of the home.
If you have two different appraisers, how different appraisal companies.
So that might affect it some.
Also, how soon was this done?
Last one to the new one?
I don't think there was much.
Very true.
Because it could have been a long time.
They could have taken it.
And the market went crazy.
The value could have been.
Maybe it was a black appraiser the second time.
Or the first.
Or the first time also.
Ain't nobody buying this black shit.
He probably was walking around like, ain't nobody buying it.
No, but another race.
In all seriousness, I think what could have happened is if there was a long time, I don't know how much time was done.
You know, the rental market went crazy.
Like pre-pandemic to during the pandemic, like people want to move out of the city.
They want to go to like live in homes with some land or whatever.
And prices for homes went fucking nuts.
I mean, when we were down in Miami, it was unreal.
So maybe the market, what's up?
It was one month between one month?
Nah, that's crazy.
Something's off here, yo.
Something's off here.
Yeah.
Crazy month.
Yeah.
Crazy month.
Went up 500,000.
Well, what were they giving the amount?
Was it crypto or something like that?
Were they giving the amount in crypto?
Maybe it was a crypto appraisal.
And crypto tumbled lately.
Now they got to find this guy who did the appraisal and fire him.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
But which guy's wrong?
There's the interesting thing.
Is the 1.4 fucked up or is the 900 fucked up?
You got it.
Yeah, but if you're suing, you're going to sue the 900,000 company.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to say there's obviously some credence to the fact that it's worth a half a million dollars.
A half a million dollars is fucking crazy.
All right, but it could be racist the other way.
I'm going to overrate this house.
It's a $900,000 house.
Yeah.
But because they're black, I'm going to overrate it.
Oh, no, because it's white people.
I'm going to overrate it.
Yeah.
Which is still racist.
But not as fucked up because the first one was true in value.
And the second one was just like, oh, I'm going to give you extra points because you're white.
And I'm pretty sure that institution is fucked up in general, just appraisers.
Because it's like, you have a lot of power a whole lot of money if I come through and inspect you.
That's a fire job.
No one talks about that.
That shit got to be corrupt.
Something's off, right?
Because it's almost like the restaurant dudes that come and see like everybody's code and shit like that.
He's like, yo, slide me a little side.
We got to become appraisers 100%.
But like to put that much power, there has to be like systems or something like that in order to grade, right?
Like, you can't be like checklists and all that.
There must be.
Yeah, like checking the foundation, all this stuff, like the walls.
I guess competition is the checks and balance.
The comps is one of the biggest things.
You get multiple appraisals.
And I always say comps in there.
That's the other thing.
So the 1.4 million they were saying was in line for Marin counties.
That's how you say it, right?
Yeah.
And then 900,000 was clearly below property value.
That's why they were like, let's get to the business.
It's usually like a per square foot price, and then there's a range, and then you get a little bit more specific on the quality, what's on the market, blah, blah, blah.
Like, yeah.
Sums up.
Yeah.
They need to figure that out.
I mean, that should be a lawsuit.
Yeah.
I mean, it is.
I think they're suing.
They are suing.
Good.
We got to find out who this person is.
How often do, like, do you get your place of praise by more than one institution often?
I don't know.
I've never sold a house.
Grading Systems For Real Estate00:04:57
No, right?
I don't know.
So it would be common practice to just get it appraised once and then you would just go with that and then lose out on $500,000.
I assume you're going to get it done a couple times.
I mean, that person should be put in jail.
You potentially could have stole $500,000 from it.
Yeah.
That's theft.
Whoa.
Yeah, I don't know if it gets done multiple times, though, because you are paying for that.
Part of like motherfuckers.
Anyway, you want to talk about Jake Paul, Tommy Fury?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
This is crazy.
The elephant in the room.
We should talk about the elephant in the room too.
Before we finish the pod, we should be waiting the whole pod to bring this up.
What everybody has been waiting for us to address.
Jake Paul and Tommy Fury, many of you guys already know this by now, but their fight is off.
Yeah, what happened?
Tommy Fury pulled out.
He said he broke a rib and he had some other health issue.
And so Jake Paul on December 18th, my wedding night, is going to be fighting Tyron Woodley for the second time.
Yeah.
And said he's giving him a $500,000 bonus if Tyron Woodley knocks him out.
Now, I think he's doing that because there was rumors swirling around.
I think our boy Dylan Dannis might have started these rumors that it was in the contract that Tyron couldn't knock out Jake.
So he might be trying to dispel that rumor.
Or he might just be like, I'm going to pay $500,000 for motherfuckers talk about that shit.
And now, Tyron is taking this on less than two weeks' notice.
Yeah.
If we believe everything at face value.
If we believe that this wasn't the plan the whole time.
But why would Tommy Fury agree to that?
Because he fights him later on and it just hypes that fight with Tommy Fury even more.
I guess, dude.
Now he takes a little bit of a hit initially, but it gets bigger as it goes on.
Now, there's also a situation where Tommy Fury's family, I think his pops, was calling out Jake for not wanting to take the Usada testing.
So maybe he broke his rib, but maybe they're really like, I'm not going to have him fight this guy if he's not willing to get tested and he could potentially be on Roy's.
Well, would they just say that, though?
That's the best movie.
Be like, yo, this guy's not agreeing to it.
It looks pussy, bro.
Like, you shouldn't care if a YouTube guy is doing steroids.
No.
You got to care.
Yeah.
Now you should care because the kick and box.
But if they're going to take this whole position, like, he can't box.
He's just from YouTube.
He's nothing.
I'm going to go out there.
I'm going to lay him flat out.
And now you're like, but I want even rules on testing.
I don't want to win performance answers and drugs.
It's like, oh, you scared.
Yeah, just fight.
Yeah, but just fight fair.
That's what I'd be like, yeah, just fight fair.
If you're going to say the kids on steroids, I'd be like, ah, it makes sense.
But they're already saying it's not a fair fight.
They're like, I'm a real boxer and you're a YouTuber.
That's not fair.
I feel like you could spin that.
You could be like, yo, if we're doing a real boxing match, you do drug testing.
Are you a real boxer?
Then come get tested.
100%.
You can't fight anyone who's on steroids.
Period.
Maybe he doesn't want to throw that idea out there because then, if like people, if those rumors start about Jake that he's on the Roy's, then it's like, oh, well, these wins have asterisks next to them.
Yeah, and then like you, it lowers your excitement to watch his fight.
So he's like, ah, this is this YouTuber on steroids.
So I'm saying, why doesn't Tommy Fury's camp come out with this?
Because he probably still plans to fight him later on.
He knows that's the money fight.
He's going to keep the value of this fight.
And he could be legitimately injured, right?
Like shitty timing.
It happens.
Like you're boxing, you're training boxing.
Like literally, there was a video of Tyson Fury just a couple weeks ago with his father slamming a medicine ball.
I saw that.
That was crazy.
You saw that?
Yeah.
Slamming a medicine.
What would he laugh at?
Just laughing at Mark Spell's no good flies.
Just around.
They're going to Arcada.
That's remind me going.
Don't try to make this rise.
They were going to Arcadia.
That fly is in heaven right now, son.
He is absolutely in headline.
Going end zone.
Points of fly.
I love it.
Love it.
He's in your drawers.
He's in your drawer.
Yeah.
I'll give you a lot of things.
Yeah.
There's no flies.
What were we saying?
Oh, yeah.
So, like, Tyson Fury, there was a video that he just put out recently.
Did you guys see this?
Throwing the medicine ball.
His pops are throwing the medicine ball at his stomach and in his ribs.
And then he literally is yelling at his pops, break my rib.
Break my rib.
Yeah.
Well, you know, some people built different.
You know, because I don't think Tommy had it like that.
It's a bummer.
It was going to be a big fight.
And I think like an interesting fight and more interesting than the Tyran fight.
I have no interest in this rematch.
Yeah.
I felt the 500,000 when he said it.
My first thought was that's the only way he could try to get us to give a fuck.
Maybe he'll knock.
This guy's going to go for the knockout.
I don't care.
Now, I think it's a good investment because in order for Tyron to knock out Jake, he has to take risk.
And risk puts him in position to also get knocked out.
So it's almost like you're incentivizing him to fight in a more dangerous way.
Spotify Wrapped Royalties Discussion00:08:25
Yeah.
You're incentivizing him.
You go, hey, here's a half a million.
If you get me, try to get me out.
You're going to start lunging forward.
I'm going to catch you with the counter.
Sit your ass down.
It was hard to catch you clean before.
Now, I'm going to catch you clean because you're going to be way more antsy and way more risk.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I also was just thinking the PR machine behind Jake seems like it's quieter all of a sudden.
Since the Tyron fight, it doesn't seem maybe they're going to ramp it up these next two weeks, but I don't hear much about it.
I don't know.
What do you think it is?
He usually ramps it up like two weeks before the fight.
Oh, well, which would be now.
Yeah.
But yeah, I don't know.
I think it's a setup.
It's a blistered pepper setup.
There's only one main event that night.
Oh, yeah.
I think I missed out.
It's possible.
Yeah, they just got to cancel that whole fight, man.
We got more important things to do.
You know, your boy getting married.
Boy getting married.
Okay.
What else, guys?
What else we got?
Anything else to talk about?
Is there anything else?
Anything happen?
Anything different?
Nothing different.
Spotify taking away comics money.
That's different.
Yeah, that's actually kind of an interesting story.
So like Spotify, you're kind of on the inside of this.
Yeah, there's a so essentially what the way that Spotify and these streaming companies pay musicians, they pay the two different royalty fees.
There's a performance fee and a producing, like writing fee.
Yeah.
Right?
Because some people are writing their own songs and some people aren't.
So like, let's say, for example, Maroon 5 or Beyonce, for example, she gets a performance fee for the streaming, but there's also a team of people that help put together that song and they also get paid for the production of it.
So Spotify has to pay those two royalties.
So basically, some people in the comedy space started saying, hey, we're performing and we're writing.
We want both royalties too.
You're giving it to these musicians.
Why don't you give it to us?
Yeah.
And Spotify just said, nope.
Yep.
And just yanked Kevin Hart, a bunch of these other people out.
And I think it really comes down to the fact that their business is not contingent on people listening to comedy.
No.
And not that many people are just listening to comedy.
I will say, though, real quick, Brag, Raw Dog is on Sirius XM and Pandora, the station.
Both albums that we released this year.
Number one.
It's the first time they had two number one albums.
So that was pretty cool.
Thank you guys very much.
You know what I mean?
Only getting paid one royalty.
You cheap fucks.
I appreciate it.
But it is an interesting thing, especially with comedy, because comedy is collaborative.
There's so oftentimes you'll give me a tag.
I'll give you a tag, right?
And we do comedy together.
I don't know if musicians are collaborative without credit.
Like, I don't know if...
I don't know.
Everybody gets credit.
Everybody gets credit.
You put one word on the track, you're a writer.
You're right on the credit.
So in order to do that with royalties.
No, sorry.
So in order to do that in royalties for stand-up, right?
All of a sudden, you got to talk to all your boys.
They're in the green room in fucking Omaha.
You're like, yo, I think you gave me that one tag about nail clippings.
All right, here you go.
Get a little piece of this shit.
You know what I mean?
And what.
Sorry.
No, I'm just saying that's going to be hard to like.
It's a hard thing because culturally, the way comedy works is somebody could have said something in as reference to the joke.
And then you're like, oh, that'd be really funny.
Can I use that?
And then they're like, yeah, sure, use it.
Someone in the audience was just about to say that.
So it's almost like as much as I want comics us to get another royalty check and I want it to be good, it will create other problems.
And that's okay, too.
We'll solve those problems as we get there.
Or we just have to go, if we put it out, that's ours and it's just all ours.
But it will create issues, especially if you find out motherfuckers getting crazy checks.
Somebody's getting $10,000 a month for a joke that you gave a bunch of tags to, helped out right.
You're like, yo.
Yep.
Take care of your boy a little bit.
A little bit.
Tell me something.
So, I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I just don't know.
First of all, I don't know how much comedians make on Spotify, period.
Like the royalties are like 0.004 cents per dollar or some shit like that.
And I also don't know.
I lost what the fuck I was going to say.
They're leverage.
They don't have leverage.
They got no leverage.
Who gives a fuck?
Comedy's on Spotify.
Who gives a fuck?
The only leverage they have is PR.
And I don't think people care.
Chappelle used PR to get back Chappelle's show.
Comics aren't on Spotify.
Nobody cares.
There's single musicians that have more plays than all of comedy comics on Spotify.
And so they're like, yeah, it's just not.
I don't think they're looking at that as like their business expansion model.
So they're like, fuck it.
Yeah.
It's like we could pay out more for something that doesn't make us any money.
It might even in some weird, convoluted way, cost them money.
Like just having to keep that kind of stuff up there, update album on a bandwidth theme.
Exactly.
Yeah, something.
I don't know if it actually does, but like, so it's just like, this is already a nuisance.
Yeah.
And we're doing it just because we want people to be able to listen to everything.
And now you're going to ask for more when we're already losing on you guys.
Now, it seems like where it could come back to bite them is if they're trying to expand into music and podcasting.
If the podcasters happen to be comedians and then they piss off the comics that make them not want to do the deal, then it could impact them down the line.
But I think if they have a big enough bag to throw a comedian to do a podcast on the platform exclusively, then they just.
But if I want to throw me 100 million comics.
And those are the numbers I'm sure they rank.
Yeah, listen to me on Pandora.
Yeah.
Front out radio.
I'm serious.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
That's, yeah.
I guess that is what it is.
Yeah, I don't even think it was them like trying to big dick.
I think it was just like, it's just not worth it.
Yeah.
Let's take this money, add a new feature to the site.
Like Unwrapped better.
Yes.
What's going to bring us actual?
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Now let's get back to the show.
You made a really good point about unwrapped.
What's unwrapped?
The Spotify at the end of the year, all the shit you listen to.
You want to share that?
I mean, this is like a tweet that people have been passing around, but basically, like, Spotify unwrapped is like how they make your data, how you, how you, they make it cool for people to use your data.
Like, everybody sharing the fact that Spotify mined their data all year and listened to every single thing and watched and observed every single thing they did on the platform.
And they packaged it in a way that was cool enough where we want to share it.
Yeah.
Like this is, this is, this is all the information I gave this company.
George Clooney TikTok Moment00:09:01
Yeah.
So they could use to have more people like me.
Yeah.
Every platform needs to do it on wrapped.
Yeah.
Like because then it makes it like, oh, yeah, we all know that you're taking our data, but at least make it fun for us.
Yeah.
You know what one of my favorite fucking apps on my phone is?
This is a feature on the Photos app.
You know, it just gives you a picture from your past every single day.
Yeah.
Just memories.
It is so cool.
It's also how good it is.
It's scary.
It's scary, though, when like a girl come up on that shit.
You know what I mean?
Like old, old work, old work be popping up sometimes, bro.
And, you know, you don't want to delete all of them.
That's just a reminder.
That's a reminder.
That's just memories being like, hey, just so you know, just so you know, yo, used to do this.
You can do this down.
You used to do this.
But no.
It's just a really cool thing.
You like tap in and then you scroll through and you just, you're just hit with these literal memories, but you're hit with these like moments of your life that were great.
They're great enough where you wanted a picture of them.
You want to keep it.
And also like we're dudes, so we're not taking a million fucking pictures.
So the things that pop up are usually awesome times.
With a girl, it could be the same picture of her doing her fucking makeup in the mirror or something like that.
Like memories stinks.
But with us, it's literally, oh, shit, that one time where we were in Mexico City or, oh, shit, that one time we were surfing in fucking Africa or whatever.
The search is so good, or like the photos are so good that you can search pictures in your actual photo album and it'll bring them up.
Do you know that?
Say this again?
Like if you go to your photo album right now and you go to pictures, you can hit the little search thing at the top and you can type in like, there's specific words that are blocked, but if you type in like bra or like It'll bring up all the pics that they think are that.
Yeah.
It's extremely funny.
It's kind of funny how you went there first.
Yeah, bro.
That's what we look at.
That's what we look at.
Of course, go to your phone right now.
Search that shit.
It'll be like every screenshot you ever took, damn, every pic you ever got.
And it all just pops up.
My screenshots are fire.
Y'all can't screenshot.
Yeah, I want to see a TikTok unwrap for you, Andrew.
I will definitely show you that.
That's exactly what I'm laughing at.
I will definitely show you that.
That's not on me, yo.
TikTok brought them bitches on my phone.
I didn't want to see them bitches.
And then what they do is, this is what you like.
It's like, how do you know I don't like something else?
Yeah.
You don't show me nothing else.
Nah, it's pretty good at all.
This is some of what I like.
This is some of what I like.
I don't like it.
You think I like it?
Oh, no, I like it.
You force me.
I like it.
You force me.
I'm full.
I'm the victim.
Yeah.
You're the Alec Baldon of this.
I'm the Alec Baldwin, bro.
100%.
I swipe up.
You put these crazy bitches on my fucking phone.
And what are they doing?
I don't know.
Yeah, you do.
And what else?
And what else?
No, they also do the one where they're walking, but they're not walking.
That shit is sexy as fuck.
That's far.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's actually sick.
That was fire, though.
That was fire.
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
I never thought I was going to go.
I got her again, but I wanted to tell you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was fire.
The rock where the girls are talking about sucking cocks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they do it to the rocks rap song.
Yeah.
You never seen this one?
No, dude.
I'm not on TikTok with losers.
You guys are losers.
What are you doing?
Losers?
Yeah.
Facebook.
Yeah.
For real.
Y'all are all losers.
You're all this world, bro.
You guys are fucking TikTok right now.
Yeah, we're all 18.
I'm like the girls look at on TikTok.
Look at that.
Yo, how long?
How long?
You're gonna swipe until you get a little ting, huh?
He's the first.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
How long until you get an actual one?
That's right, we probably got this because the music little nurse, and they throw the shoes in the air, and then it turns into their new outfit.
One swipe.
Took one swipe.
Shut up.
Oh, this was fucked up.
Hell, are we allowed to do it?
I don't know.
It's in the background.
It'll be fine.
We should talk over it too.
This guy's funny.
Do you guys know this guy?
Meals by Koog.
He's an Italian dude.
No.
How does he sound?
No, he's like an American Italian.
Yes.
That guy's fucking funny, dude.
All right, I just got locked in a fucking TikTok.
Oh, jeez.
What's wrong?
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Sorry, dude.
I got locked in the fucking wormhole, man.
Okay.
What else we got?
What else we got?
You want to just rifle through some feelings, no facts?
Can we do feelings, no facts, please?
We've been doing way too many facts this episode.
Yeah, but it's a lot of facts.
It's just been non-stop facts.
All right, so we're just going to just rifle through.
Just rifle.
You don't know anything about these stories?
I don't know.
I'm just going to be reacting based off feeling and really no facts at all.
Let's go.
All right.
So Jussie Smollet's attorney is trying to get the trial acquitted.
Free Jussie.
Real talk.
Free Jussie.
He's the victim, yo.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, he's the victim.
People hate this guy.
He's right.
It's a crime how much people hate this guy.
That's a hate crime.
That's a hate crime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we need a free thing.
And why do you want to frame him?
Say again?
Why do you want to frame?
Just seemed like the opposite of what I should say.
He's a guy trying to go to Subway, support Brown business.
You know what I mean?
That's why you love him.
I love him.
That's why you love him.
Brown business.
Yeah.
That's a guy that spoke his truth.
Gave jobs to two Haitian dudes.
Yo, he was.
Nigerian.
Oh, Nigerian.
Haitians would have gone through it.
They would have been the shit.
Yeah, they would have gone through.
Haitians would have killed him.
Murder.
You're right about that.
But they said that what they're trying to get their case thrown out.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they're saying that the judge lunged at the attorney.
How?
By walking down off the stand.
They're saying that there was an act of intimidation.
What kind of walk?
Was she doing like a TikTok walk, looking like a little snack?
Yeah, but she wasn't actually walking.
Just moving all sexy, like, yeah, come on, yo.
Come on, yo.
What?
Free Jesse?
These bitches never been lunged at.
You know what I mean?
You can't even lunge at a bitch.
You know what I mean?
It's not like he did nothing to her.
He just probably did that shit.
He's just like, what?
That's a fucking pump fake, dude.
You never been lunged at?
It could have just been a TikTok, dad.
It could have been a fucking TikTok chance.
This shit looked like a that's a lunge, too.
Get over yourself, bitch.
That's what I would say.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Free Jesse, though, but get over yourself, lawyer ass bitch.
All right, Ghillain Maxwell.
Okay.
Pilot said that mad people were on a plane.
Yeah, hold up, hold up.
The real story about Ghillaine Maxwell.
And this isn't verified, but we're going to say it anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that Casa Migo himself, George Clooney, took it down?
Yeah, well, she thought she went down on him.
Sucked him off.
Yeah.
Sucked him off.
In a bathroom.
In a bathroom.
Sucked him off.
Allegedly.
You're sucked on.
Alleged by Clooney's cock.
She's the one allegeing.
You know what I'm saying?
While George Clooney's wife was busy trying to save the world.
Yeah, yeah.
She's a saint.
I love it.
Why is she snitching for what?
Why is she snitching?
She's the one who said that she did that.
Yeah, she was bragging, dude.
You wouldn't brag.
You sucked George Clooney's dick.
I know I would.
Come on.
Suck, suck.
Bro, she was out there.
Suck, suck.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Come on, man.
Sweet dick, suck.
Sweet cocksuck.
Just a sweet cocksuck, bro.
One time for the king.
You know what I mean?
Son, he's a hero, dog.
Think who she would have been victimizing if he wasn't getting his dick sucked.
She was fine back in the day, bro.
Let me see a picture.
Talk about it.
Huge tits.
Pretty face.
Talk about class.
Literal class.
Talk about it.
You know what I mean?
Like, you would get your dick sucked in a bathroom by her, too.
You absolutely would.
There's not even a question.
Yeah, show Shorty right there.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Shit.
I mean, we got better, bro.
Show her more class.
That's not class.
I like more class.
Like when she has clothes on and she's at like a ball.
Glenn Maxwell classy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll search classy.
I'm sure this ex-veter will have classy pictures.
Yeah, not Maxwell the artist.
Fucking retards.
Yeah, why would you say that?
You didn't even know there wasn't Maxwell the artist boy.
Me?
No, him.
You don't think he knows who Maxwell is?
No.
What's that song you guys always sing?
Doo-doo-doo.
Dude, he's shy.
Oh, come on.
No, bro.
Doesn't he sing shit too?
Or did Maxwell poke his eye out or something?
No.
I think a fetty walk.
Yeah, no, there's one guy that stabbed his eye, too.
Yeah, but that wasn't Maxwell.
Who's that?
That's who it was.
God damn.
He was like Maxwell S. Right.
Yeah.
Music's all child.
Oh, yeah.
Music's all child.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of a Maxwell A. Nah, these people, bro.
These people, I'm telling you, dude.
These people.
But with Ghislaine, right?
Can the first question just be how do you pronounce her stupid fucking name, dumb bitch?
Just tell us how to pronounce your name.
Gilen.
Guillen.
Yeah.
Okay, Gilen.
Class.
Guillen.
When she was just giving that throat to George Clooney, right?
Can we really blame George Clooney?
No.
Dude, I'm telling you.
While she was sucking his dick, she could have been victimizing some young woman.
Oh, he was saving these daughters.
He saved mad young girls that whole time.
Oh, fuck.
She could have been out choosing her next target.
Target was him, luckily, of age man.
Wow, this guy's a hero, dude.
Low-key, that guy is a hero.
YouTube Like Dislike Buttons00:05:32
Fucking.
No, that's a great point you're making right there.
Dude, George Clooney, hey, he saved these hoes, bro.
You think she swallowed him up?
Yeah, you gotta.
She loves kids.
She probably spits them.
Of course she did.
That was her favorite part.
Everything was brutal until that sperm came out.
She's been in it and try to put some in, get pregnant.
She probably gave it to Epsom.
She was like, I got you the youngest thing possible.
He's like, what?
All right.
YouTube removed the dislike button.
People are tight.
Yeah, I don't like that neither.
Honestly, I'm just going to say what Shifty posted on Instagram.
Say it.
Shifty said he can't tell if a video is worth watching, like a tutorial based on there not being any like buttons.
Oh, that's true.
But I'm sure there should be a ratio of like to views, and now we'll pay attention to that.
Right?
Like, it might not be as good, but like, for example, if the tutorial was really good, it'd have a high view count with a high like count.
If it's got 10,000 likes, you're like, all right, that's probably good.
Right.
But if it's got a million views and like 30 likes, you're like, something is off.
Yeah.
It seems like they're trying to mitigate like people getting ratioed.
Ratio.
So like you post a video that like is good, but it's about like some like typically like a liberal take and then it'll get like 10,000 up votes, but then it'll be like 100,000 down votes.
So the ratio is crazy, even though your fans actually liked it.
I think it's what they're trying to mitigate.
So why don't they just reduce the value of a dislike in the algorithm, but keep it there so people can see?
I mean, maybe they've already done that, but the video itself, you'll look at it and be like, wow, public opinion must really hate this video and what's being said because the ratio is so crazy.
Also, wouldn't it be weird if there's like 100 likes and 99 dislikes and then you press dislike and it's like 99.25?
No, no.
He's saying like the weight in the algorithm.
Yeah, weight in the algorithm.
Not the actual weight.
But you're still going to look at the shit.
That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen said in my entire life.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we're going to make the likes pesos.
But you're still going to look at the shit no matter what.
Dummy, dude.
No, no, no.
You're still going to get it.
Take your grave, bro.
Take your hand.
Wait, what is 18 really?
Bro, he got out of there.
He fucking swarmed out of it.
But yeah, the guy.
So what else?
What?
Conspiracy corner: the most disliked video ever is produced by YouTube.
YouTube Rewind 2018.
I heard.
But also has a ton of likes.
Why everybody hate it?
Because YouTubers, like creators are kind of like, I guess you could say, purists in a way.
And they don't really like YouTube making a corny video with celebrities that aren't actually YouTubers.
Exactly.
I think that's really what it is.
There are YouTube celebrities and then there are celebrities that use YouTube.
Like Will Smith was big into it, etc.
And like having that yearly wrap-up feature all these celebrities because it looks really cool for the brand, et cetera, probably made these YouTube purists go, yo, we're the ones that build this shit.
We're getting all the views.
We're doing all this work.
We don't have these crazy fucking production companies.
We're doing ourselves like make it around us.
I can understand how they feel, Way.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Like, Levi would do that shit with the fancy movies.
Yeah.
You know?
I like it.
Go.
Why?
Because our numbers on Flagrant have this unbelievably high proportion of up likes and downlikes.
Analyze, like, I'm just saying this selfishly, but like when you look at trying to sell someone that some of the takes that you guys make on things are so wild, but you still see how in favor of those views people are, especially when we're talking to advertisers and we're like, look, people like it.
It's kind of like one of these things.
Bring back the dislike button.
It really is a view to say, oh, people are ready for some hot takes on this or some crazier content.
We got to slang more dick pills.
You still have the analytics to show advertisers, though.
Yeah, but it's nice to see it instantly.
It's quick.
I do it for like watching movie trailers quickly, but it's honest.
It's like what Shifty said.
It's a real leading into the video.
So one of the guys that posted the very first video ever on YouTube, which is posted like, what was it?
13, no, no, like 15, 16 years ago?
A long time ago.
It's just this video called Me at the Zoo.
It's like one of the first creators and one of the first employees at YouTube.
He posted in the description basically saying that the dislike thing is bullshit.
So he was like, calling the removal of dislikes a good thing for creators cannot be done without conflict by someone holding the title of YouTube's creator liaison.
Know this because there exists not a single YouTube creator who thinks that removing dislikes is a good idea for YouTube or for creators.
So, what do you do to stop the ratio?
These hordes of people that are just trying to fuck up a video because they don't like the views of that person or like that person.
Same shit happened to Seth Rogan, essentially.
Yes, what do you do to stop that?
I mean, these are smart motherfuckers, right?
Dealing with these sophisticated algorithms.
You can't find some way to like notice if something's being ratioed.
Like, come on.
I can't fathom that there's no way to crunch all that data and immediately know that this is a targeted attack, especially if these people are clicking on the video, disliking it immediately, and then just clicking right out.
Yeah, there's got to be a way.
Based off of their other watch patterns, they'll be like, oh, yeah.
Why don't they just give the creative the option?
Same way, like Instagram.
You can turn on your like count if you want.
That's a good idea.
You can also turn off like public likes and dislikes.
I think.
I think YouTube lets you do that.
Oh, you can?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, yeah.
They let you turn it off.
But I think the thought is like if they're just trying to mitigate for people just ratioing, and I think this is the best solution they came up with.
Yeah, it's a shitty solution.
Scumbag Abortion Support Debate00:15:18
And it looks pussy.
It looks like they're trying to protect people from criticism and brands and shit that actually give them big money.
I'm assuming.
Ooh.
Because I think there'll be brands that'll do like some woke ad.
And then they're just going to get ripped.
And then they're like, why are we even using this platform if we're just going to get publicly ridiculous?
All right.
Well, they tell those brands to take off the fucking like, dislike.
Yeah, you could do that.
I'm pretty sure you can do that.
Someone should double check, but I think you can do that.
Okay, next.
Tristan Thompson got another baby with another woman.
What a fucking idiot.
He is one of the all-time fucking losers in the history of the world.
It's unbelievable.
Just a fucking loser through and through in every way possible.
So this is his third baby mama.
Yes.
Cheating on his girl every time.
And then he basically sent a message to the girl, which he denies sending, but it's his contact info in the fucking screenshot.
Yeah.
Basically saying when she got pregnant, hey, I'll give you $75,000.
That's all you're going to get from me.
I'm going to retire next year.
And he knows the fucking child support laws well enough that he's like, since I'm unemployed, you'll just get like whatever percentage of unemployment.
You're not going to give me the kids' life.
I'm not going to be in your child's life.
So you should just get the abortion.
Sam, cough up $500,000.
You're such a fucking million.
Like, if you really don't want that kid, cough up a million.
You're still saving money on the kid.
Son, think about the fucking 60, what was his contract?
60 million, the one that he got before.
He's had others since.
That's when they gave that to call her daddy, bitch, we all lost our minds.
For him, that's like a normal NBA salary.
He has got fuck you money for generations.
And I'm sure his other kids are well taken care of.
They're crying.
And he tried to lowball this bitch.
You're fucking scumbag, dude.
Yeah.
Just a loser through and through.
I fucking, what a loser, dude.
Yeah.
You already wife Chloe.
You know, I thought you couldn't get more pathetic than that, Doug.
God damn.
That too far.
I went too far with that one.
Keep going.
I like that.
I went through it.
I didn't know that attitude.
Remember when all the girls were like, oh, I like Chloe.
I want to be like her.
That shit done vanished, huh?
I haven't heard a bitch want to be like Chloe in about a decade.
Yeah.
God, when was the last time I got faithful to her?
She used to be the ugly, fun one, and then she got so much surgery.
She's super insecure.
Always get cheated on one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
But Deion Sanders should bring Tristan to speak to his players.
Oh, yeah.
Like, this is what will happen to you.
Yeah.
That's what you do.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Fucking loser.
God, what a loser.
That just sucks in every way.
I wish a hot girl's pregnant.
I feel like it's not losers.
They're not hot, dude.
I mean, who's the hot Kardashian?
Which one?
The hot ones?
No.
He got the ugly one.
Alex just said it.
Don't put this all on me.
Ugly Kardashian.
She's post-surgical.
Yeah, the ugly Kardashian, bitch, ugly.
Still a double-blood.
Who are you out of Caitlin or Chloe?
Old Chloe.
Old Chloe.
You just know.
You just said Chloe.
That's who he's with.
That's who is the mother of his kid.
Right?
Like, that's not loser shit.
It's a Kardashian.
Yeah, stop cheating on this bitch.
Impregnating other women.
Why are you copping please Patrista?
Son, he tried to support that shit.
Hey, hey, hey, he's a tradition.
Hey, he's a pro-abortion, this Catholic.
This guy was offering $75,000 for an abortion.
You support him.
Hey, hey, Jesus will talk to you at the gates, Mark.
Or whatever you fucking said earlier.
I wanted to call back to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever I try to call back to.
You know that shit.
You know that shit.
Fuck, dude.
This is a tricky one.
What's tricky?
It's tricky because he fucked up by not paying more, and I'm surprised he didn't come back with more.
Like, he could have offered her an amount and she would have gotten that abortion.
Yes.
Everybody got an amount.
Yes.
So, and if she's smart, she knows he's a fucking idiot and it's going to fuck her again.
Yeah.
Like, get the money, get pregnant again, and then run it back again.
He's so stupid, he'll do it.
Yeah.
But to say that he's not a fucking idiot, he's a fucking idiot.
He's a fucking idiot.
You loser.
Anybody pregnant, you don't want to get pregnant.
Yeah, a loser.
You're cool.
He's a fucking idiot, just not a loser.
I don't know if he's a loser.
I think you're a loser if you're just trying to pay bitches to get shit, dog.
And when you're a scumbag, that's what I mean.
Whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, think about what he spent $75,000 on.
A fucking necklace, probably.
You know what I mean?
Like, crazy, like, trips guaranteed, $75,000.
There's tons of bullshit that he probably said $75,000 on.
He's going to have this kid with him, locked in him guaranteed for the next 18 years of his life.
He's going to spend over a million dollars reading this phrasing his kid.
So he's a fucking idiot and he's a loser.
You remember when he had this fucking, I don't know if you remember this.
He had some like high and mighty speech.
I remember nothing about him.
This is a single headline for two days.
A coach, they asked him if some coach inspired him.
He said, if I ever need a coach to inspire me, I'll retire from the league.
The day I need a coach to inspire me to play hard, I'll retire.
So that a coach can inspire you to play hard, but a fucking kid can inspire you to retire and not be in his life.
Oh, no, that's not why the kid is doing.
He just noses up.
He's just trying to fucking, I know, hold her hostage, but you still ain't, you're a scumbag, dude.
It's a scumbag amount of money.
It's a scumbag message.
It's scummy to keep cheating on Chloe if you marry to her.
Stop impregnating other women.
At least pull out.
Yeah, yeah.
The least is Chloe we're talking about.
The least you can do.
Right, though?
The least you can do just don't get them pregnant.
Ain't nobody even saying don't cheat.
Just don't get them pregnant.
Like, that's where you're a fucking idiot.
Pull out.
DMX's wife says some shit like, I could handle the other women, but when he got like five girls pregnant, I couldn't do it.
I had to be out.
Oh, man.
I saw that documentary on him.
Oh, how was that?
Sad.
Rough.
Probably sad, huh?
Yeah, it was rough.
Fuck, dude.
Rest in peace.
Yeah.
It's good, though.
You should check it out if you.
He's a wild figure, man.
Engaging figure.
A loser?
Son, he a scumbag.
Well, I chose him.
He's a scumcini.
He's a scumbag.
Okay, I chose the wrong, ten dollars married to a dating Kardashian.
All right, next.
What's Mark?
He's cute.
He's not bad looking.
He's cute.
I just couldn't imagine seeing this guy on the street being like, wow, what a loser that guy is.
I'm like, he might be a scumbag.
He's a funny scumbag.
I try to be nicer about it.
Scumbag is awful to be.
I'd rather be a loser than a scumbag, a piece of scum.
I don't know.
I mean, I get the point.
Yeah, I would be too, but I don't know if he's a loser.
You are splitting hairs.
Who's a winner, bro?
Who's a winner to you?
Yeah.
Is he a winner?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe.
I mean, in life.
In life.
Yeah.
Nah, he's a Christian.
He's one of them Christians.
Tom Brady's a winner.
That guy's a winner.
Tom Brady's a winner.
Tristan Thompson is Tom Brady to you.
Nah, I just said he's a woman.
Tom Brady cheating as a girl.
Just because you don't lose any girl after the kid.
That guy's a winner.
Had the kid, took care of the kid.
You know what I mean?
That's consistent.
Yeah.
He's winners.
Then send some fucking slimy text message.
Winners, dog.
$60 million contract.
Next.
All right, Madison Cawthorne, a representative from North Carolina, called women earthen vessels in a impassioned speech about abortion.
Yo, Miles says some funny ass shit, bro.
Yeah, he said, he said, Madison Cawthorne is in a wheelchair.
Yeah.
And he said, he's an earthen vessel.
But yeah, it was funnier when he said, sorry, mom.
I didn't give you a good read there, dog.
I tried to give you some credit.
Yeah, you need a delivery, bro.
I know, dude.
I need that miles delivery, bro.
Anyway, yeah, you know, aren't they?
I don't know what it means.
Somebody explained to me what is bad.
Hold on, what does an earthen vessel mean?
I don't know what it means.
Yeah, what does that mean?
How is Tristan Thompson not offensive to you?
And this is fucking offensive to you.
What is an earthen vessel?
That's an offensive market.
You liberal cuckoo.
I didn't say it was offensive.
What's an earthen vessel?
I think people are saying that.
Here, I'll get his full statement.
Basically, he said, Cawthorne's next argument sparked even more outrage.
Precious works of our creator, formed and set apart, meet death before they breathe life.
He said, Eternal souls woven into earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God and endowed with the miracle of life, are denied their birth.
Son, that shit was beautiful.
Yeah, that shit was profound.
That shit was Game of Thrones, bro.
What was that old man from Game of Thrones?
R.R. Martin.
Yeah.
That was like George R.R. Martin.
That shit.
Hell yeah.
That was some real next level fantasy shit, bro.
That was some Tolkien.
That's Tolkien.
It's funny because he kind of like Bram.
Real talk.
Yeah.
The brand of this shit.
I don't understand what an earthen vessel is just yet.
Do I have to look that up?
Because if I pick up my phone, I'm going to open TikTok.
No, he's saying eternal souls are put into earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God, blah, blah, blah.
All this like flowery language of people are saying, bro, you're talking about women.
You're talking about like my body.
Like, you're saying, oh, these children put into earthen vessels, killed, denied their life.
Like, you're talking about me.
Real talk?
Like, still don't know what it is.
I'm saying, the actual thing is just a clay.
No, no, no.
It's earthen.
Go, I'm starting to get tired with the abortion shit.
Okay.
I didn't know that's where I was going, to be honest with you.
Yo, I'm starting to get tired with that shit.
Okay.
No, you should be able to get your abortions or whatever.
I don't care.
I'm just getting exhausted by it.
Like, yo, let's figure this shit out already.
Like, don't we got the rules?
If the rule is they could get the abortions conservative, stop it.
What that move on.
If the rule is this is this is the month that you can't get abortions afterwards.
Liberals, that's the month.
Stop stretching that shit out.
What if you only have a month that you're allowed to get abortions like February?
Why would you pick black history, Monk Dog?
Wow.
Why would you pick that is a good point because I think historically black women are have abortions at a higher rate.
That's how you want to play.
Oh, you fucked up.
He made Ben Shapiro that way.
I know, right?
Do you think that or you know it for a fact?
I know Connie West called it black genocide.
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah, that's what he said.
He did.
That's a good spin.
That was good.
That's what I'm saying.
So you just put it in one month, and then if you want to get abortion, you get it in that month.
It's illegal for one month.
You don't have to believe Jesus is good.
It takes nine months to have a kid.
Yeah, what if you get pregnant in March?
Yeah, you got to be strategic.
Be like, yeah, I'll hit.
I'll let you.
Anyone hit it raw in January.
No, not November.
Yeah, exactly.
So no one's nothing for that month, anyways.
That doesn't count.
That shit is moving to March.
I'll tell you that.
Oh, March.
March and April.
Because, yo, come on.
You get pregnant in March.
You're having a baby in what, January?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm just exhausted with them going back and forth.
Like, what's the amount of months?
Four and a half.
Is that cool?
Like, three months?
I don't know what the fuck it is when you can scoop these old bastards out.
Whatever the number, whatever the number that we decide that's what it is, that's what the fuck it's gonna be.
I'm being dead serious, though.
Let's just figure out that fucking time.
That's what it is, and then stop talking about it.
I'm so glad you're not a lawmaker.
Yeah, nah, what's a time, though?
You tell them.
I'd be so happy.
You tell them the time.
I want to.
I'm getting four months reasonably.
How much before they start getting fat?
I think about five months they start getting fat.
All right, before that.
That's crazy.
Depends.
It depends.
It depends.
Because fat chicks don't get fat.
Yeah.
That's on them.
They could get abortions as long as you don't notice they're pregnant.
They can get abortions anytime they want.
Definitely.
Pass on them fat ass genetics.
Definitely.
But nah, for real.
If you could start seeing that belly and shit, ah, come on, bro.
That's a life.
That's a life, dog.
Once you make my girl unfuckable, that is.
That's what I think you could fix all the laws in America?
Easily.
Name one law.
Like, give me one controversial law.
Yeah, 2032.
I've said this many times.
Some people are contesting assisted suicide.
Some people say that it should be legal to kill yourself with a side-nine pill.
Do it yourself, pussy.
You know what I'm saying?
These motherfuckers say, oh, Danny, can you pull the plug?
I understand you, cripple, from the neck down.
Roll your ass off the bed, grab the plug, yank that shit out yourself.
Like, do you want out this world or not, fam?
Okay, that being said, nobody listens to Flagrant 2 better kill them.
So don't be fucking around.
100%.
You're not getting assisted.
You're not doing nothing.
We need y'all.
Let's take the down votes.
If y'all down vote, that's fucked up.
That's foul.
And racist.
And you're racist.
Don't be racist and don't down vote, okay?
But I'm just saying, no listener of Flagrant 2 is allowed to commit suicide.
We're not about that shit.
This asshole army, you're going through some shit.
You holler at us.
We fucking got you.
Okay.
Now, if you are pregnant, that's kind of suey.
That's kind of a suicide.
Wait, why?
Because the baby's not just a baby.
It's part of you.
You're killing part of you.
Let's call it suicide.
Oh, but you're allowed to have assistant suicide.
You're assistant to suicide.
You're allowed to assist suicide when it comes to abortion.
Abortion, assistant, suicide.
Done.
Okay, problem solved.
Give me another one.
All right, universal health care.
Do you think everyone should have free access to healthcare?
It wouldn't even be universal.
It would just be America.
I hate that.
Should everyone in America be allowed to have healthcare?
It's not like aliens come here and get healthcare, right?
It's not for the universe.
It's just America anyway.
You believe in American healthcare.
Say what?
Healthcare for everyone in America.
How do we fix it?
I believe in it.
How do we fix it?
Y'all got to pay for it.
Right?
Don't we got to pay for shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So pay a little money.
You don't want to pay a little money to go get fixed?
That is true.
We got to pay for one.
Your car is broken.
What you got to do?
You got to pay for that shit.
Yeah, that's a good point.
What if it just comes out your taxes?
Say what?
It just comes out your taxes.
That's you paying.
Okay, so you're fine with that.
Hell yeah.
But why are we in the situation where we can't decide where our money's supposed to go?
Make that shit affordable.
That'd be better.
It needs to be more affordable.
But like, I'll pay myself.
You don't got to take the money out of the taxes.
I'm an adult.
Damn.
I'm an adult, Mr. Government.
Fixed it.
I've already fixed.
Give me another one.
Okay.
Should illegal aliens have access to U.S. tax dollars through the form of health care and public schools?
What's a legal alien?
A legal alien?
Yeah, what's a legal alien?
Has a green card.
So they're technically not a resident, but they have residents.
Why do you got to call them aliens?
Yo, just because the card is green, they're aliens?
Yeah, that's fucked up.
That's a little xenophobic.
I think you are a little xenophobic, man.
So what is it again?
Should illegal aliens be able to go to the hospital here?
And get it for free or go to public school.
Well, no, they don't get it for free.
You got to charge them.
They just breaking the law by not paying the taxes.
Yeah.
But what I say is this.
What say you?
Once you get that citizenship, you got to pay the bite, bro.
You got to pay the bite, bro.
You're coming for them back taxes.
If you put our hero Wesley Snipes in jail for not paying taxes, well, then we're putting you in jail too, Javier.
Because why the fuck does Wesley Snipes got to go to jail for not paying taxes?
But you don't got to go to jail for not paying taxes.
Now, you don't got to go to jail, but you need to cough up a little something, fam.
So, what if you just make them clean the hospital after they get healthy?
You know, like when you can't pay a dinner bill, you got to do the dishes.
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That's a good-ass point.
You clean out some bed pans, you good.
That's a good-ass point.
That's a good ass point.
Now, what about this one?
What about this one?
What if they were paying taxes the whole time?
Oh, then what?
They don't got to pay shit.
Oh, sick.
Yeah, that's the first thing he said.
I don't know why we went back to that.
How do you know they're not paying the taxes?
If they're getting a check, they're paying taxes.
But they're illegal aliens, though.
If they got no citizenship, they're sorry.
I don't use your fucking Xenophon.
How would you use that, bro?
They're illegal immigrants.
Yeah.
They came into this country without citizenship.
They don't have it.
They're not paying taxes.
I mean, honestly, immigrants are lit, bro.
Like, I got a sauce of vibe for immigrants.
You know what I mean?
My mom's immigrant.
Like, they're fucking lit.
Also, yeah, like, also, like, yeah, they get to go to school and all these types of things, but they also have to live in fear of being kicked back to their fucking country.
They're not using the same amenities that we would use as Americans.
Like, they don't want to call the fucking cops if there's a problem.
They don't want to go to the hospital unless they have to.
So it's not like they're actually using it the same way we would use it.
So they got to get a discount on that.
That's smart.
And they're lit.
If I think you're lit, then it's what it is.
But not all, but not all legal immigrants.
There's some that could go back.
Like, which ones?
In this room.
We only got one.
But you're not illegal.
Yeah, he's legal.
No, some could go back.
Which one specifically?
Do you know them by name?
Dude.
Canadians.
Canadians.
Canadian illegal fucking go back.
Canadian illegal immigrants.
Man, it's like a green card counts, right?
No, you could get a green card.
That's not illegal.
But like, if you're Canadian, you're allowed to be here for three months.
And if you're extending past that, you're just being an asshole.
Go back.
Go back.
Go back and then come back again.
Oh, Canada, Canada.
Oh, America sucks.
Go back.
And if you're an American living illegally in Canada, don't do that.
Yeah, why would you do that?
Don't do that.
Cross the border back, yo.
Yeah, come on.
Cross the border back, run it back.
You get your next three months, and you're good to go.
Like, oh, hey, play by the rules here.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
We should be able to use their health care.
Hell yeah.
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Just in general?
In general.
I think we are.
We should.
Yeah, we are.
We should.
Like, people take bus trips across the planet.
But we should.
Absolutely.
They get to use our army care.
Oh.
If somebody invaded Canada, you don't think that we go there and fuck their asses up?
We're not about to have some new neighbors up north.
They don't even need an army.
So we got your back.
Anything happens to you, we get to use your health care.
If anything happens to us, that's a pretty good goddamn relationship, if you ask me.
Okay, solved, done.
Solving America.
Some people say that.
Hey, Shelton really does save America.
He really does.
Some people say it's controversial that children transition at a young age into hot button tops.
Yeah, they're assigned gender.
That affects 12 Americans every year.
So what do you think?
Should children be allowed to transition at birth?
How would you solve that problem?
At birth, dog.
Come on, who knows at birth?
No.
Baby can't even talk.
You think he knows?
At what age can you transition?
I'll be honest with you.
My kid's not even allowed to have an accent on like.
Like, if we live in Los Angeles and they have that LA accent, you know, all the dudes out there speak pork gay.
Yeah.
That's how I say it, right?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, they say, oh, yeah, it's over in the court park.
Like, that's how they talk.
They put O's and shit.
No, that's the gangster mother.
Yeah, get my cork.
Yeah.
Get my cups on.
Yeah.
She's scorched.
She's screwed.
No, I'm talking about like the white kids, like uh like LA kids, like, yeah, like we should totally hang out.
Like, if I hear my son having that vocal fry, yeah, that's it.
So, you definitely not gonna be able to transition when you're 18.
Do whatever the fuck you want with your body, unless you're my daughter.
And then what happens?
What?
And then, what happens to your daughter?
Keep that pussy clean, bitch.
When's your daughter?
Well, when's your daughter allowed to lose her virginity?
What the fuck are you doing getting filled up all down sunsets, strips?
You know what I mean?
Like, when is she allowed to lose her virginity?
Say what?
When is she allowed to lose her virginity?
She didn't lose it.
Bitch, know what she did.
You know what I mean?
Like, why we act like she lost it?
She didn't lose it, right?
It was right there.
And then what happened to her?
And then she let some fucking Persian guy take it from her.
You know what I mean?
Some Shah's a sunset slime ball.
You know what I mean?
And that's fucked up.
You didn't lose it, dummy.
I lost my virginity.
Go get it back.
Go get it back.
Get it.
Okay?
So that's my rules.
But yeah, you're not transitioning out of my fucking house until you turn 18 and then do whatever you want unless you're my daughter.
Okay, lost my virginity, lying-ass bitch.
I don't care.
What if your son transitions at 18 and then all of a sudden he has a vagina?
Yeah.
And then he gets the best.
Same rules apply.
You ain't gonna be taking that little pussy around town, disrespecting me.
Brand new little pussy.
You know what I mean?
Get over here, Todd or Riley, or whatever your fucking new name is.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up with that pussy?
You letting Persians in that pussy like your slut sister.
You lost your virginity too, did you?
So let's reenact it.
So I'm your son.
I'm just going to come out.
So I'm 18.
I'm like, hey, dad, I just transitioned.
I'm actually a girl now.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that cool?
What do you mean, is it cool?
You already did it, you dumb fuck.
You know what I mean?
Don't talk me to is it cool?
Of course it's cool.
Nah, you gotta be like, yo, where your dick at?
Yeah, you 18, bring back that dick I gave you.
Bring back that fucking dick I gave you.
Where that shit at?
Yeah, I transitioned.
I have a vagina now.
Okay, that's what's up.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Let me see that shit.
It makes me uncomfortable.
It don't matter if you're uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable right now.
I see my son stand in this room with a whole fat pussy, you know, wearing the fucking Lululemons.
I see them lips grabbing the seams.
And I'm trying to act like I don't want to look at my son's pussy.
That's uncomfortable for me.
Please call me your daughter.
Yeah, new pussy.
That's like when you have a baby, you got to change diapers and shit.
Yeah.
You probably got bandages leaking all over the place and shit.
Kids are a fucking mess.
This kid's a fucking mess.
Okay?
So what else?
Oh, my God.
Please call me your daughter, not your son.
Yeah, you're my daughter, son.
What the fuck you want me to call you, man?
Like, this is how we speak out here.
This is what happens when you start speaking with that LA shit.
It's my daughter.
I'm going to walk you around town.
You're my daughter.
What's up?
Yeah.
Okay.
You want to get some heels or some shit?
Let's go.
Come on.
We'll get a scrunchie.
Yeah.
At my wedding, you think you'll dance with me?
Of course I'm going to dance with you.
Fuck yeah.
Let's dance.
What dance?
What song?
Say what?
What song you doing?
Candy sweet, good as gold.
Let me see that to see Rose.
Let's go.
I'll bend you over.
But hey, hey, yo.
You're my dad.
Say, well, hey, listen, I don't identify as it.
What do you identify?
I identify a dude who's about to crack that new thing on him.
You know what I mean?
Pop open that little tennis ball thing.
You know what I'm saying?
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Just a little, you know?
You made me this way.
I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
You were gone all the time doing comedy and telling jokes.
And then I became a woman now.
I retired when you were born, you fucking liar.
You fucking lying-ass piece of shit.
Okay, believing everything your mom says.
Let me get her out here.
She can tell you why you're this way.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, babe, you see, look at this.
Why is she this way?
Fucking dick is gone.
It's how I felt the last fucking 20 years.
Now, both of us got useless dick.
I never had so much in common with my son, daughter, whatever the fuck they are.
Thanks for accepting me.
Okay, solved.
Problem.
Done.
One little more problem, and then the episode is over.
Okay.
I mean, does anyone else have a problem they want to propose?
Exactly.
I have a few.
You solve literally every problem.
There's a few environmental problems that are striking.
Please go with one of them.
So it seems like as the earth is heating up, corporations are not actually being disincentivized to try to stop global warming.
The earth is not heating up.
Okay.
But it looks like a lot of data is suggesting that it actually is, and that by 2050, we'll be underwater.
No, we won't.
How do you know?
Because.
No, that's his strongest argument so far.
I know for a fact we won't be underwater in 2050.
Well, there's a lot of data that suggests that the ice caps are.
Well, he knows for a fact, though.
I know for a fact.
I already solved the ice cap shit, Sam.
I already solved the ice cap shit.
You solved it.
Oh, yo, you weren't here for this.
Matter of fact, we should bring that up.
Yeah, the elephant in the middle.
We should talk about the elephant in the room.
Yeah, the elephant in the room.
There's a water crisis, meaning there's no more water left, right?
Okay.
Like Poland Spring and all these motherfuckers bought up all the aqueducts and shit.
Son, just shock the sky, make it rain.
We good.
We don't even need that, fam.
Then polar ice caps is melting.
What are they made out of?
Water.
Melt that shit into a bucket.
That's it.
Done.
It's over.
And Saudi Arabia or one of these motherfuckers is doing that shit.
They're trying to take a piece of an iceberg, bring it over there right now.
So that's solved.
Water is fine.
But that doesn't change the fact that it's all melting.
You're just saying that, yeah, melt it.
Well, he's saying we're going to use it and drink it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Melting is good.
And then we're going to pee it out, and then it's going to still be melted.
No, it's not.
You pee way less than you drink.
Not me.
You pee way less than you drink.
You also sweat some of the water out.
You pee out other things you didn't know, like steak juice or mayonnaise.
You know what I'm saying?
It's an even transfer, dog.
Come on, bro.
Like, get your shit together.
Okay, so everything's still melted, but what do you mean?
Where does the water go?
Say again?
Where does that water go?
It goes into the earth.
The earth can handle water, bro.
Nah, he's right.
Why does it freeze again, Alison?
You're not answering the question.
They don't need to freeze.
We don't need frozen things.
Everybody tries to freeze.
I'm an environmentalist.
Okay.
But he's right.
I'm right.
So you're saying we just need to drink the water before it melts?
We don't need to do nothing, and everything's going to be fine.
I guarantee you that.
We don't need to do nothing.
We don't need to do nothing.
Everything will be fine.
I guarantee you that.
There's going to be a couple motherfuckers that, you know, they live in them, you know, them Asian motherfuckers that live in the houses that got stilts.
Yeah, I'm not.
That's so arrogant that they do that.
Talk to me.
You're about to waving your life.
Yeah.
They're going to build it on the ocean.
And we're supposed to feel bad.
We got to stop.
There's land right over there.
Right?
I got to stop drinking cans and shit.
Yeah.
Because you live on stilts?
Yeah, I don't know about this.
No, this can is infinitely recyclable.
How do you know that?
Because that's the fucking institution.
You don't know how long infinity is.
You don't know how long infinity is.
Infinity.
It says on the can of our sponsor.
But all I'm saying is dispute that.
What I would say, me personally, is if I knew I could recycle some shit longer than motherfuckers live, I'd be like, infinity.
Son, that's a long ass.
Because we can't check in.
That's infinity.
That's infinity.
All right, fair enough.
More than I last.
I mean, it's not really a definition, but I hear what you're saying.
Short lifespan ass are going to be awesome.
Yeah, so everything's melting.
Yeah.
It's going to be melted.
Yeah.
We're all going to be underwater.
We're going to be drinking it.
There's going to be more people.
They need to be able to get it.
Nah, he's right.
Think about this.
You'd more people, more water.
Hold on.
You take the water for it.
You ship it to yourself in fucking Nebraska.
The water doesn't go back into the ocean when it rains.
It rains in Nebraska.
Now you got more vegetation in Nebraska.
Son, there's a river in Nebraska.
Corn huskers got more corn.
Yeah.
Son, it's the most fertile year they had.
All of a sudden, there's so much more rain.
It goes that back into the ocean.
No, how?
For a river.
But you ship the water to fucking Nebraska.
And then it rains, it goes to the river.
Mark, where's that?
Ask me a hard question.
Bro, it's all water's melting.
Ask us an actual hard question.
It's just stumped.
You can see why they blew the levees in New Orleans to save the rich neighborhoods and then made sure that they would take out the poor neighborhoods.
Ask me that question.
Yeah, that.
Address that.
Why don't we address that?
Why don't we talk about why we talk about how Mississippi was affected way more during Hurricane Katrina?
Right?
Why don't we talk about that?
And nobody even talked about Mississippi.
So answer the question.
Why don't we talk about that?
Oh, maybe because maybe because those levees broke, did you notice after the storm?
You know that it didn't happen during.
It was after.
Oh, that's what a coincidence that is.
And maybe there was a lot of pressure on what are those fancy ass neighborhoods called?
I forget which wards they were.
What are you fucking talking about, man?
God's saying, I should have got way less fun all of a sudden.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, he learned all this stuff.
I'm just doing the math.
Oh, who's change-ass motherfucker over there?
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Yeah, come on, Don.
Nah, you was doing the math.
You was doing a math.
It wasn't George Bush.
It wasn't George Bush, but it was true.
I'm just trying to put y'all on game.
I'm trying to put y'all on game.
Just open your dirt eyes.
So everything's melting and nothing's getting refrozen.
How are we not going to be underwater?
You still haven't explained this.
Son, we got more land and grass, bro.
Son.
How is there going to be more land?
Akash.
Because it's more rain.
Akash, shut up.
Listen, you don't know anything about the environment, bro.
Let me handle this.
Let me get this.
Sorry, sorry.
Let me be the expert.
Okay.
You're right.
Go ahead.
So, look, basically, this is how it works.
Yeah.
When you drink water, when you drink one liquid death of water, how much do you think you pee out out of that?
Some.
How much?
Maybe half?
One liquid death.
No.
No.
Like three, four.
You wouldn't pee out one whole liquid death.
Come on, bro.
I need to use the water to hydrate.
Do you maybe pee out half liquid death?
I would say you pee out 25%.
Okay.
So.
And what happens the other side?
Can we look up how much of your water you pee out?
But it's cool.
I'm going to bring you up with you.
All I'm saying is me.
Feels no effect.
Feels no effect.
Like, I use probably more than y'all.
I have a lot of things going on.
You don't pee?
No, like when I drink a liquid death, it takes for my whole body and shit.
I need 75% of that shit.
So you're saying you pee very little.
This motherfucker pee it right out.
I don't even know if you drink anything.
I don't hold no water.
You just got one fucking water slide in your body.
That's what I'm saying.
Real talk.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm doing the math.
They don't check out, but go ahead.
All right, so you drink liquid death, you pee out only 20%.
We need water, Mark.
Okay?
The water that was the ice caps melts into bottles.
We put those bottles, we put tops on it.
Then we put them at some plant for liquid death, Poland Spring, other places.
Okay?
They just chill right there.
Whenever we need to drink some, we drink some.
Pee that shit back out into the ocean.
It's lit.
The ocean goes up.
How it goes up, Mark?
Because you peed into it.
Oh, yo, Mark.
Why are there rivers anymore?
There's no rivers because there's no water flowing into the river.
Why is there none?
Because it's not hot anymore on the top of the mountain.
It's not cold anymore at the top of the mountain.
So them streams are not starting because you don't have any snowfall.
And the snowfall is not pouring into the river and making the river.
Therefore, the rivers are not filling up more.
So we're just going to take the liquid deaths ourselves, pour them into the river ourselves, make rapids.
But you didn't just admit to the earth heating up.
You didn't say that.
You didn't say that.
No, I just want to make sure you didn't.
If the rivers aren't fully full, then the ocean's more full.
No, it's not.
Yeah, because if the rivers are all empty and all the snow is melted, then the ocean's going to be more.
No, because there's nothing in the rivers to fill the oceans.
The ocean's already full.
The oceans are coming back up the rivers.
It's a new one.
We're actually going to reverse all the rivers.
You fucking retard.
You didn't know that?
We're reversing the rivers.
The rivers flow backwards now.
And then they go up the mountain.
Up the mountain.
Up the mountain.
Chicago, they reversed the river.
They reversed the river.
You didn't know that?
You didn't know that?
Stupid.
Can you ask a smart question for once in your fucking life?
Just put a Brita filter on the ocean and we good.
That's it.
That seems like a great idea, too.
All right.
Look, guys, is there anything else that we should talk about?
Is there anything else?
All jokes aside.
All jokes aside, is there anything else that we should address?
Is there anything that has happened?
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Yeah.
I mean.
We should talk about this.
Is the most iconic music cover of all time?
Yeah, if you've been hanging out with white people.
Son, we should talk about it.
Oh, no, he didn't.
You got a baby dick on your shirt, bro.
That's gross.
Yo, you got a unexpected shirt.
I'm expecting.
Yo, why you got a baby dick on your shirt?
Yo, is that a black baby?
No, that's a but that's a big dick.
That's a big baby dick, son.
I'm a hang time.
And, you know, shit in water looks smaller.
This is a black baby.
That's a black baby.
Shit in water looks bigger or smaller?
Wait, in the water?
Yeah.
It looks bigger, I think.
I mean, it's a black baby.
That's a good point.
Black genocide, bro.
That's what Connie was talking about.
That's it.
Oh, my God.
Guys, I guess there's nothing for us to talk about, man.
No.
Nothing to address.
I think we did it all.
I think we did it all.
I mean, there's always Patreon.
Maybe if there's something to address, we could always do it on Patreon.
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