Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Kanye West's Donda versus Drake's Certified Lover Boy, arguing that while Drake dominates streaming with female appeal, Kanye offers superior production genius. They debate whether Andre 3000 or Kanye is the GOAT, lamenting potential collaborations hindered by ego and leaks. The hosts recount a frustrating American Airlines incident involving a deceptive vegetarian sandwich and discuss Candace Owens' denied COVID test due to misinformation. Ultimately, they conclude that seeking celebrity advice without proven value is futile, contrasting rational financial choices with emotional entanglements in high-profile custody battles. [Automatically generated summary]
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Kanye's Production Ego00:14:32
What's up, everybody?
And welcome to Flagrant 2.
I told y'all Kanye was a bonus.
I told y'all, Kanye.
Why?
No!
Don't ever speak on Kanye's name again.
Thank you.
You don't speak on Kanye's name.
You don't speak on Kanye's name.
You never did.
Akash was always true.
I love that.
Dove Shanatova.
Thank you.
Okay?
Happy New Year, Dove.
Drake let y'all down, bro.
Boy, hey, Fatro.
Yo, Drake let y'all down on Jewish New Year.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
It's Jewish New Year.
It's Jewish news.
It's off to a rocky starting, bro.
Yes.
Tana Shabaab.
What is it?
How do you say it?
Shanatova.
Who gives a fuck?
Kanye is back.
Okay?
Y'all are haters.
You're a hater.
You're a hat.
Stop it.
You got to be honest.
That was true.
Let's go.
It's just Mark.
Mark is a hater.
You ain't shit, Mark.
Holy shit.
Yo, you're a hater.
You don't know the music, son.
Yo, this guy don't know music.
He's too young, yo.
He was bumping CLB the whole fucking week and just flicking his beat.
It's October season.
It's October season or whatever.
He's like, oh, us girls love other girls.
I'm a lesbian.
He's flipping his hair.
I'm a lesbian.
He's flipping his hair.
You guys told me I'm a lesbian.
Finally, I'm not going to do it.
Put some respect on Kanye, son.
Let's put some respect.
It's a podcast that respects greatness.
He's a genius.
He's a genius.
Son.
We were in the green room trying to convince Mark.
This motherfucker would not take it.
How many songs we have to play?
Son, we almost went through the whole album.
Who was DJing even?
I think it might have been Mark.
Maybe Mark was on board.
I forgot exactly what it was.
He's going back for back.
But let me know who wasn't on board.
Who should it be?
Socrates Mario.
Yay.
Yay.
Jesus is, what is it, King?
What is it called?
Jesus King.
Jesus King, man.
Yay.
Got it, bro.
Yay got me back this week.
Yes, let's go.
Yay got me back.
Talk about it.
Let's go.
Talk about it.
Let's go.
Okay.
Hold y'all, motherfucker.
It really comes down to the fact that I have, until this weekend, no respect for the production of music.
That's really what it is.
Literally 70 hours ago.
Yeah, baffled.
Baffled by how much he doesn't know about Kanye.
Yeah.
I thought it was a fucking Casio electric piano and you just hop on there and it did it.
And then you got beats, right?
I've seen Scott Storch make the beat live and I'm like, oh, this isn't a scared.
This is the easiest thing I've ever seen, right?
And then we started playing Kanye.
Yep.
Right?
Whose ideas was this?
It was probably Al's idea.
Definitely not Mark.
We started playing Kanye next to CLB.
We do one for one.
Okay.
And the production is not even close.
It's not even close, dude.
I'm telling you, if you listen on AirPods to Kanye, the first time, you're probably like, eh.
But if you listen in a car with the shit turned up or hear on a loud ass speaker, then it hits you differently.
It's like stadium music.
This is stadium music.
Son, it is.
And then we started listening to it and comparing it to like other songs, non-Kanye.
We're doing a Kanye song versus another song from just another time, right?
Another time period.
Like we were playing like.
Yeah, we played Slick Rick or something.
Did we really?
Yeah, we threw it back.
We were throwing back.
We were going like maybe biggie shit.
And like, again, we're just talking about the production.
We're going to get to the bars in a second.
We're just talking about the production.
Obviously, music has evolved, right?
But it is just so transparent that he is doing something different.
And now I start to understand him talking about how, oh, I'm a genius.
I'm the next Steve Jobs, et cetera.
I guess musically speaking.
Yeah, he was doing that.
Yes, I didn't notice the difference because I'm not playing them back to back.
Yeah, right.
I'm just going.
And for me, I'm more drawn to bars.
Yes.
As someone who's literally, for a living, uses bars.
And we know Kanye as a rapper.
That's how we started.
We came up with Kanye as a rapper.
He did his own beats.
Yeah.
But you called him a rapper before you called him a producer.
I knew him.
You always called him a producer first?
Yeah, producer first.
I knew him as a rapper first.
I didn't know.
Oh, yeah.
The casual, like, Nat, like, the oh, he called you a casual stuff.
The casual rap fan knew him as a rapper.
Like, you had to be a deep-cut rap dude to know, oh, yeah, he produced first.
Yeah, like, I didn't know about, like, I only knew Pharrell produced, and I knew Timblin produced, and I knew Swiss Beats produced.
He just thought it was three producers.
That's horrible.
I thought I only knew they produced, but I thought he produced.
And I found out he didn't.
He was just like, that sounds good.
Yeah.
Like, you have him when it was like, yo, murder on a beat.
What did you think that was?
I thought that was Timberland.
I thought it was Timberland, Pharrell, or Swiss Beats.
No, there's a fourth.
The Asian guy that produces with Pharrell.
That's Pharrell.
Oh, yeah.
That's Pharrell.
That's Pharrell.
Okay.
I think Pharrell.
Yeah.
Pharrell consumed him.
And that's why he's so young.
He just absorbed the Asianness and he has an age since.
I think that you had those three people producing.
And I really did not think there were any other producers back in the day.
I knew there were, but it just didn't seem that crazy.
It's three that are clearly above everybody else.
Okay, so his production is just on a different level.
Yeah.
Now, there's a bunch of trash songs on the album.
There's a bunch of skips on Donda.
There's no question.
Correct.
But when a slapper comes on, it's clear.
Just production.
We're not talking about bars.
Everybody at home is, you know, Super Drake stand.
We're going to get there in a second.
Okay.
Just production.
Nothing on CLB comes close.
Yeah.
Close.
No.
Like, you can't do it.
And there's a lot of YouTube comments saying, like, oh, CLB sounds the same.
I don't know about that, but I did.
I was like, oh, shit.
Kanye does try to do different things all the time.
Every album, even if he misses, he does attempt to do something different.
He takes swings, big swings.
And then we shit on him for the misses, but you also got to give respect when you step back and be like, you know what?
He tried.
He tried to do something different.
And he really is.
Much shit as he talks about trying to change everything.
He's really pushing the album.
I don't give points for try.
I give points for success.
So, but more often than not.
I give respect for.
I just don't give you points.
I'm like, okay, that's brave because you got so much on the line.
But if it doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good.
But more often than not, in his career, which I think you're trying to say, also, is like he's succeeded in doing some brand new shit.
Yeah.
So it's like, what if you knew my type of comedy and then all of a sudden I put out a new album that's just one-liners?
Yeah.
But it was so fire, you're like, oh, shit, that's that's that's what comedy is now.
Yeah.
And that's what he had done musically.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm going through my little Hippocrates moment, right?
Where I'm starting to listen, and it's just so blatant.
It's in my face.
We're listening to song after song.
We're listening to fucking power.
And we're noticing, like, literally, in the first second, something happens musically.
In the first second, sonically, something happens.
And you're like, I need to see where this goes.
He grabs you by your fucking throat and he just yanks you down into a sofa.
Got it.
And he's like, sit down, see where this goes.
I wish we could play now.
We get demonetized, but like, I wish we could play certain songs right now.
And you'll notice in the first second.
Yeah.
He's not taking his fucking time.
We were in the green room for probably like two, three hours.
That was just Kanye.
Kanye it out.
It was crazy.
It was four hours.
Really?
The show was, I think, went from like ended at like 10.
To 10.
And we were there for four straight hours just playing yay and then bangers from back in the day that we fucking love.
And then having fun and engaged the whole time.
The whole time.
And then just like having discussion about it and like understanding what's going on.
Again, we're just talking about production.
Right.
And then also thinking about the generational component, too.
Like listening to like College Dropout.
You're like, oh, this came out in 2004.
Let's play something else from 2004.
And when you do it.
And it's not even like in the same league.
And then say the point about producing music back then versus now.
Yeah, especially back in the day.
This was an interesting point.
You had to go to the record store, pull out records, and then try to find the sample on a record player and listen to it.
Oh, shit.
I've never even heard this song, or like my granddad used to play this song, and now I'm like trying to find this little snippet or like I'm listening to the drum break and then speeding it up.
And like, you had to go out and do work.
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And like, you had to go out and do work.
Nowadays.
And like, just to clarify, you had another system where you would record those sounds onto, and then you could take those sounds that you recorded and put them into the track that you're building.
Yeah, you're recording onto a tape from.
It's Lego.
You're literally doing it Lego.
Now everything's through the computers and you're adding all your stuff.
You got to go fucking find the Lego pieces at the store.
It's not even today, Lego shit where you order on Amazon and it's shipped right to you.
It's work, that's what I'm saying.
I don't even think about that.
One song on one of Kanye's old albums where he's like, oh, Common skipped on this beat.
I turned it into a jam.
Like, imagine how upset you are where you take like hours and hours making a fucking beat and somebody passes on that shit.
It's like, motherfucker, this is a week.
That's why he had ego.
That's why people are like, he's like, yeah, he's, you know, a piece of shit to work with, or he's real annoying.
It's like, dude, his life.
Yeah.
He was carrying, he was back and forth to the record store.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like non-stop, like buying old trash records because there was one fucking sound.
Again.
That car accident.
Probably because that motherfucker was just getting home from yeah.
It's hard to make a Kanye beat now.
It's like next to impossible to make it 50.
Back in the day.
Okay.
So I'm starting to understand where this ego comes from because he's like, I'm doing something that's so different than everything else that's going on.
Okay.
Dove.
How old is Kanye West that he's going to the record store and he ended up Napster and started mixing beats from samples from 2002?
Like, son, but he's taking songs from the 50s, 60s, 70s.
You don't think those things were online by then?
No.
No, they weren't.
So this is why y'all get kicked out of every country.
A fun fucking discussion.
A fun fucking discussion.
And then you just get.
You got to defend Drake.
That's his guy.
Napster.
Just relax.
Okay.
You still got to find, even if it's Napster, you got to find the shit, downloading it.
It's protecting you guys.
There's enough hoodie.
There's no streaming back then.
Even if you say it your way, I got to find the song.
I got a good idea how to keep him shut up.
Shifty, can you bring that thing in?
Thank you.
We're going to make sure he's nice and quiet for the next fucking 30 minutes.
Okay.
What's happening?
So production-wise, right?
Regardless of how difficult it is, we acknowledge it was more difficult to make those songs.
Now it's a little bit easier, but he's still doing some stuff.
Mark, come in.
Okay, here you go.
So this is happy new year to Dove.
Thank you.
So on Jewish New Year, they eat a honey cake.
Yep.
Right?
Because it's the color of Palestinians.
So we would like to wish Dove a happy Jewish New Year by giving him his very own honeycake honey.
Happy honey.
Happy honey.
Let's lift this chair.
No, no, no.
Now you're going to shine.
You and I did not know the words, dude.
Drake's got to be worse than that shit.
They're just going, the way Kanye takes Christian gospel and makes music, Drake's got to take like an old Jewish folk song.
Yeah.
Sample that shit.
Yo, Jewish desserts are mid.
Now you know we've not worth the calories, right?
Nah, shout out F.A. Need some Turkish.
FA actually told me that it was the honey cake.
FA knew we're not passing that around.
This is 10% body fat.
Okay, back to the A. That's anti-Semitic.
It is a little bit.
I am being Semitic about their desserts.
Yeah, you're being a bit of a damned.
I am anti-Semitic.
Can I have one bite?
No.
You're the most anti-Semitic.
Why?
You think they're going to hell.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to go to the ghost.
They're going to hell.
I don't know where everybody's going.
You think they're burning?
Mark thinks half this room is going to hell.
That's true, dude.
You probably going to hell.
No, no, no.
I might go to heaven because you might repent.
You might because you pay him.
We out.
No, no, no.
As for forgiveness.
You can ask for forgiveness.
You can ask for forgiveness.
I can ask for forgiveness.
Can I ask for forgiveness?
You can ask for forgiveness, bro.
Oh, shit.
Forgiveness is lit.
Imagine him on his way to the pearly gates, just like slowly rolling that off his wrist.
Like, sorry, dad.
He's skimming across the water.
You think she's going to be in heaven with me?
That bitch killed me.
Come on, now.
Let's be honest about this.
Okay, back to the A.
Okay.
So production, crazy.
We all agree.
Yes.
Right.
And I think when I was talking to Mark about the album, we were talking about CLB.
And like, my feeling was the album CLB was better, right?
The whole album was better.
And then Mark said, he goes, Yeah, but the Donda had higher highs, which I completely agree with.
There's some peaks in Donda, but also some fucking valleys.
Whereas CLB is just kind of like across the board, pretty good.
I did not feel that way.
But we'll get to it.
I want to hear your point about it.
But this is just production.
I think we're on the same page.
The dude is really good at production.
I understand his ego.
He was doing something.
It was way different.
He was also deciding what music was going to be.
The people started kind of trying to copy him after what he did.
Like he truly innovated the art.
I understand the ego a little bit more now.
Let's talk about bars.
He's a bad rapper.
Kanye?
Yeah.
He's truly.
And I want to.
He wasn't always the one.
I don't understand how he got so bad.
I do.
I know why.
I know why.
We were listening to the songs.
And for me, what makes somebody a good rapper, it's not only the skill of the rap.
Like, Eminem has a skill.
Yeah.
Right.
He can rap, he can do the math.
If rap was math, he could do it better than anybody.
Aspirational Living Vibes00:15:08
Yeah.
But it's how connected are you to the bars?
How authentic is what you're saying?
And also, how aspirational is it for the listener?
And aspirational doesn't necessarily mean a boat.
Like when Eminem was talking about like killing his mom and shit like that, that's aspirational for a lot of like angsty white kids.
They're like, I want to kill my mom too.
Yeah.
Fuck my mom.
Right.
So when a comedian like Louis C.K. was saying, fuck my kids, there's a lot of parents like making people feel, it's making people connect on an emotional level.
Yes, because of authenticity.
Yes.
Right?
Kanye, early Kanye, when he was talking about his issues with women, was authentic.
We was talking about them being either gold diggers or them like flipping on him.
They didn't want to give him some pussy.
And then all of a sudden they started giving him some pussy.
His kind of like animosity, for lack of a better word, to women is very authentic and real.
Like Kanye feels a certain way about women.
And it's not surprising to me that he married Kim.
Like he married the girl that is how he feels about women.
He feels like they only care about material things.
Like they may or may not be whores or have sex on camera.
Like his view of women is the woman he ended up with.
Right.
And anytime he's talking about women, I mean, there's a line, I forget which song it is where he talks about like the abortions that he had.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It's a distinct line.
It's from way back, but like three of mine are in heaven right now or something like that.
And it was just like, it's like a potent line.
It was truly authentic.
Everything else that he does, especially his recent stuff, is putting on an identity that isn't true to him.
The MAGA hat thing isn't true, right?
The fucking, now I'm into religious.
Like, yeah, maybe he's into God and that kind of stuff, but it feels forced.
Like, he's just seeking identity because he doesn't really have an identity because his true way to communicate is through the music.
I'll take that a little bit further.
It's the part of Kanye even beyond women we identified with was the chip on his shoulder.
He had a massive chip on his shoulder about, oh, oh, everybody needs to go to college and I'm going to drop out and y'all think I ain't shit for it.
Fuck you.
Here's an entire album about why I'm smart for not going to college.
And you feel that.
Yo, I was overlooked in the rap game.
Nobody wanted to sign me.
He has a fucking 10-minute outro on college dropout about his whole career.
That shit, you felt something.
Kanye has to have a chip.
And that chip could be applied to women.
It could be applied to college.
It could be applied to the rap game.
And that's where you're like, oh, so to your point, I think I don't necessarily think it's just women, but I think you are like, oh, and Kanye has a chip.
And now he's on top.
He's got his respect.
Yeah.
So now, yeah, exactly.
So like he needed the chip.
He needed to be the underdog.
It's almost like Bernard Hopkins.
This is a random reference, but remember when he was boxing, like he needed to be the underdog.
And when he became a hero, it wasn't the same.
He needs to kind of like troll.
And Kanye kept saying, I'm the fucking goat.
I'm a genius.
And then we were like, yeah, you're a genius.
And then he was like, fuck.
Yeah.
What do I do?
Do I make you hate me so I can win you over again?
MAGA hat.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, how do I find a way where I can prove myself?
You know?
And Life of Pablo.
Everybody had counted him out at that point.
He had a couple that we weren't easiest.
I think.
I think probably if we listen back now, we think it was good.
But a lot of people were like, this ain't good.
Yeah.
And I think then he was like, fuck it.
All right.
Y'all counting me out?
Let's go.
So I will say this, though, about Kanye, which was really interesting and I'm experiencing.
And maybe we'll go back to Drake for a second.
Drake is a much better rapper.
Like the guy is unbelievable with his pen.
Like I was saying to Mark and Al, I was like, this guy could write romance novels.
Like he could write Twilight.
Like there are lines in Twilight that they might be kind of like corny or whatever, but like you have to be creative to think up of.
Like spending an eternity with you wouldn't be enough time or whatever.
Like that's a Drake bar.
Drake could write Hallmark cards.
Like his brain works in like one sentence bars that are impactful, like poetry.
He's fucking really good at it.
Some people say he doesn't even write his own stuff.
Sure.
I don't care.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like that is what his skill is.
And he, in that fucking album, he says things that you want to aspire to be.
You want to aspire to feel.
You want to aspire to have that type of connectivity with his crew.
Like I want us to have the connectivity they have.
That's that when I hear him talking about the crew and like everybody eating everybody on the same page.
That I can agree.
Nobody fucking, it is relatable, yet aspirational.
And those are hard.
It's hard to feel like you are someone that you also want to be.
Like that is fucking difficult.
So I'm going, oh, his bars are 10 times better because it's authentic and it's true.
Jay-Z has this as well.
Jay-Z will just say a bar and you'll be like, you know, the, I'm a, what is it?
I'm not a businessman.
I'm a businessman.
Like he just says something, you're like, I want to be a businessman.
Like, I want to be.
You found a way to communicate your feeling into a line that makes me want to live as that line.
And then anytime Kanye tries to do that, like we were even listening to Watch the Throne, he's like, and I'm beasting off the Riesling.
And I'm like, I don't want to get shit faced on white wine.
That's a headache in the morning.
Like, it's just like.
The technical rhyme is good.
The rhyme sounds good.
Just to save you from Reddit, that wasn't Watch the Throne, but I just want to, because they're going to kill you for that.
Oh, okay, whatever.
What was that?
Run this town?
Run this town.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My bad.
My bad.
But like, but yeah, I'm beasting off the Resling.
And it's just like, I don't want to live that.
It's sonically beautiful.
He does have a bar in that same verse, though, that says, everybody, like, I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos or some shit like that.
Corny.
What does that mean?
Like, no Volvo.
It's the same, like, you know, corny.
Like, reach a level to buy your whole family some new whips, but you're not Volvo?
Like, why are you even putting Volvo in a ride?
No, but in this album, he's like, Kim could afford a Mercedes.
I could barely afford an Audi.
I'm like, how does a nice car?
That was an odd line.
So, the odd line.
Yeah, they're competitors.
I don't know if he knows that.
That's good.
But they're like a competitor.
That's like being like, I can't afford a Honda.
I just got a Toyota.
It's the same shit.
Yo, it's a good competitor.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is the way that Jay-Z or Drake can make you feel something with bars, Kanye can make you feel something with music.
Like, there are moments where I'm listening to Kanye and I'm like, this is divine intervention.
I know that sounds crazy, but like ultra-light beam, I'm like, God is in this.
I don't know what God is.
I know who God is, but I know for a fact I am experiencing something inspired by God.
I feel this is, I know, sounds crazy.
I feel light.
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I know it sounds crazy.
I feel light.
Like, I literally, I'm watching Ultra Light Beam.
I feel white light.
I don't know why.
I don't know how else to say it, but I feel that shit.
I don't care if motherfuckers roast me.
That is how I feel.
Right?
Like, he knows how to do that with music, but can't do it with bars.
Maybe he does it like when he's talking about women shipping outside that can't do it with bars.
He also chooses to like rap a lot of times about like inequality and stuff.
And for whatever reason, what maybe it's like they're trying to put on an identity or something.
I'm an activist now.
Yeah, but like for that is also harder to connect to.
Where he's like, yeah, they want black men to get AIDS.
Get it?
And it's like, whoa, like maybe like there's maybe an interesting point there.
Like they're aboard and all our children.
It's like, all right, I mean, that's an interesting angle to take.
But like, if I'm bumping in the club or like hanging with my friends, I'm like, I don't know if I really want equality bars.
Like, it's still, you know, like, it's still cool.
And like, it's an interesting way to approach rap music, but like in terms of comparing it to Drake, like, it's kind of a different thing.
Yeah.
I don't feel the aspirational stuff with Drake that much with the friend stuff I do.
And maybe this is why I don't.
Dino Archie, Comic Shouts, had a thing that could be funny.
He said, Drake is toxic dudes, Taylor Swift.
Like, if you're a fuckboy, you've that's your Taylor Swift.
He makes you feel that shit where you're like, oh, yo, I love everything.
I'm this is aspirational for me.
The way he talks about women, the way he talks about living and partying, that shit is aspirational for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
Young.
Yeah, you're right.
I think you're describing it accurately.
I didn't feel that.
Fuckboy.
Recently reformed fuckboy.
I wasn't even saying that was the same for me, though.
I'm listening to the fucking money.
I listened to this album in a car.
I swear to you, four songs in, I was about to fall asleep.
What?
CLB.
I couldn't do that.
Ah, you crazy.
The first song, Champagne Poetry, is like.
Where are the, and you said this in the text, and I had the same thought.
Where are the fucking bangers?
There's no trophies.
There's no fucking starter from the bottom.
There's not even the what's the RB shit?
The hold on, we're going home or whatever.
That shit goes.
Controller goes, I didn't feel that.
And I'm sure he's going to have hits.
And he's got this video with Kawhi for too sexy and that shit, I'm sure, is going to go off because he's really fucking smart.
But I did not listen to most of the albums.
I was like, yeah.
And it's just not for me, I guess, because I was like, I'll this play this shit for Adonis when he won't sleep.
Put this shit on.
I promise you he's out.
Like a light.
It's not like a light.
It's not for you.
He makes music for women and fuckboys.
And he doesn't make music for like tough guys.
He makes music for like guys who get their eyebrows done.
Right, right.
But not because they're gay, because they're like, I'm going to get more bitches if my eyebrows look good.
Their whole focus is getting bitches.
And make fun if you want to.
I got more bitches than you.
Like guys that like go like that a lot.
Yeah.
Like mouth and shit like that.
Like their whole shit is like trying to look good.
That is who he makes music for and women.
And women fucking love it.
Women are going to bump this shit until the end of it.
Kanye makes music for one person.
Kanye.
He doesn't make music for anybody else.
Kanye.
How do I serve what I want with this music?
And sometimes that's amazing because you get something different.
Kanye might be feeling different.
Yep.
You know, and he's going to put something else out.
But in terms of bars, Drake, for me, way more authentic, says the things that are aspirational, says lines where I'm like, oh, that was fucking fire.
Same way that Jay-Z does.
Like, you're like, holy shit.
I love that.
I love what you just said.
And Kanye just doesn't do that for me.
Thoughts, guys?
I mean, you pretty much wrapped it up.
If I had to compare both albums, you can't compare it.
They're two different genres.
They're two.
Which did you enjoy more?
I think that's a pretty easy one.
Truthfully, I think Donda's better in terms of an art piece, but CLB is more enjoyable just to listen to while I'm just like cruising or whatever.
What I'm doing.
That's how I feel about it.
But I think Donda is a better work of art.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel the same way.
And if you take the hits off Donda and just make like that 10-song playlist, like I'm going to bump that.
Like, I'm like, yeah, this is a fire album right here.
These 10 songs.
So if I'm looking at like a whole album, like I was saying before, like, yeah, I'm going to say CLB is probably a better collection of music consistently.
Yeah.
Eight out of 10, 7.5 out of 10.
So I give it like a B.
And then Donda has A's and it also has like some C's and D's.
So I'm like, all right.
But I do agree with the comparison thing.
And this is what I was saying before is like, it is kind of unfair to compare them.
But at the same time, that's on Kanye for putting himself in the comparison.
He inserted himself and said, yo, Drake, I'm going for you.
I want everyone to compare these two albums, listen to both of them side by side.
And these are like, I want you guys to really make a judgment.
It's like, eh, it's kind of a disservice to you.
I want to ask you as a question, though, because you probably saw the streaming numbers come in this day.
I thought it was an interesting thing to happen.
So Kanye's streaming number was 95, I think, for or 94 or something like that first day.
Like 950.
Sorry?
Like 950.
95 million, I think.
Oh, 95 million?
Yeah.
And then 104 million the second day.
And then Drake's was 154 million the first day.
And then like 83 or something like that the second day.
Right.
Now, Drake still has more total, but interesting that more people started bumping Yay the second day.
Yeah.
Less Drake.
And that's on that.
I think this was a, I would think, again, not a Drake fan, but I would assume unless I was a massive, massive stan, I would be like, this is disappointing relative to his other albums.
I think that's why the numbers cut in half.
People didn't, and you said before it happened, you were like, I'll listen to Kanye once and I'll listen to Drake over and over and over.
Yeah.
That kind of proves that didn't happen with this album.
If the second day, the numbers are in half.
People didn't listen to it over and over.
They listened to it over and they said, I'm done.
Yeah.
Went on something else.
Kanye, we're like, all right, let me see if I missed something.
Let me hear this one more time.
Yeah.
I'm wondering, like, Do you guys use music for mood stabilization or mood motivation?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Right.
So like, let's say, for example, you want to, I know when we were doing Netflix, there were certain songs that I was like, I need to feel today that I'm going to conquer the world.
Yeah.
I haven't slept three hours.
I'm on a fucking treadmill.
But when I run on this treadmill, I want to feel like I am about to tear people's fucking heads off.
Right.
And it's like.
And music can put you in that state if it's really good.
Yes.
Right.
I don't know this song on CLB that changes my state yet.
Champagne poetry, a little bit.
It's kind of like celebration.
It's like, it's like, yeah, we did it.
We out here.
Like the crew, it felt very like crew inspired, which I really liked, right?
It's kind of how we operate.
So it was cool to see everybody moving.
But I'm like, I didn't go, where do I want to feel something?
On Donda, there's a few songs that I can go to when I want to feel something.
They're evoking an emotion and they're motivating me to have that emotion.
Do you guys feel that at all for Certified Lover Boy?
Is there like a song where you're like, this is going to make me feel something?
And no, that's where I'm like, that's why I think this is a disappointing album because he's good for making you feel things.
Trophies, that fucking beat, I'm a Drake hater.
I hear that beat.
I'm like, let's go, bro.
Starting from the bottom now here.
Let's go.
You're motivated on some level.
Controller makes you feel something.
You get in some kind of mood, different mood, but something.
I didn't feel that about any of these tracks.
Yeah.
I like working on a weekend like usual.
That shit makes you go.
You're like, yeah, we out here.
But that's to the point of like, what, who's it for?
Like, who's the album for?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, if it's four fuckboys and if it's four like single women, like, you're neither of those things.
So it's like, yo, if I'm driving home with two chicks, like, I'm playing Girls Want Girls.
You know what I mean?
Like, if I'm at the club, like, if I'm doing a house party, it's just kind of like a kickback with some chicks.
Like, yeah, I'm going to play that.
Like, I want to play Race My Mind or whatever.
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TSU, like, get the girls going crazy.
Actual question, not arguing.
Would you say it's on the same level as like, hold on, we're going home or controller or the other shit that I named?
Like, where if you're like, I'm, I'm playing this for bitches.
Let's put this on.
It potentially could be.
Potentially could be because I think this is.
But those songs were for us more.
Yeah.
Trophies is for us.
It's not for us.
Trophies for us.
That's what I'm saying.
Working on us.
Hold on, we're going on.
That's not for us.
Working on a fucking ice cream shop.
Yeah, yeah.
Controller, not for us.
Controller's not for us.
What's the other one?
Hotline blings, not for us.
That shit goes.
He's got like passion for us.
Yeah, but girls are.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think that shit goes.
I think that's what Mark's point is.
He's saying that girls are relating to these songs.
And there aren't a lot of songs here for guys to just flex on.
And that's why the song might be, or the album might be super motivational, at least emotionally.
We just don't have those emotions or don't want to access those emotions.
Yeah.
There are guys that are playing too sexy, like way too sexy, like unironically.
Yeah.
That are like sitting in their car bumping it, being like, unbutton their shirts.
Yeah.
Legit.
They got their eyebrows done.
They got their fucking forehead edged up.
Dyeing their fucking beard.
They are all about it.
And a way you can tell the most streamed song was Girls Want Girls.
Yo.
And because girls flock to that shit.
Yo, can I tell you something?
I was shocked.
Who's on that song?
Oh, Lil Baby.
Lil Baby.
That's also, I think, has a lot to do with it, too.
No.
That has something to do with it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
He killed it.
It definitely has something to do with it.
But this is what made me feel like, like, my girl is the litmus test for me for pop culture.
She's so detached from pop culture.
Yeah.
Like, she has no idea who Lil Baby is.
Yeah.
She has no idea who these people.
Like, I'd be shocked if she knows who Future is.
Yeah.
Like, that's how detached she is.
I asked her if she listened to Drake and I was like, what song?
She's like, oh, I liked one song, the Girls, Girls one.
I'm like, oh, this hits.
Girls are into this shit.
You know, I get, again, Lil Baby streams.
Well, I wasn't trying to discredit completely, but there's something about it that girls are into it.
That's funny because I play this for my wife as we're driving and she's like, can we change it?
And she's normally a Drake fan.
So that's why I'm like, oh, I think this album is disappointing to a lot of fans.
I'm sure a ton of people still love it.
But I think a lot of people were disappointed.
And I thought, I think I also thought Drake would knock this shit out of the park.
Like, I thought it wasn't even going to be close.
He's a fucking, he's a brilliant dude.
The Sports Center hacked to announce the album.
Kanye's album came.
People were kind of disappointed.
I was like, he's ready to fucking wipe Kanye off the map.
He did.
He doubled him.
The first day.
No, no, no.
Total stream so far.
He's on pace to double.
He's bigger.
But I thought we would all collectively be like, yo, Kanye done.
He lost his battle so fucking badly.
But that's the thing, but we're talking about like different groups.
Women that were the reason why he doubled Kanye's streams think he wipes Kanye off the map.
Like my girl, I put on Donda.
She's like, just look at the numbers.
I know, just, you know, just a numbers thing.
325 for Donda, 650 for Drake.
That's wiping somebody.
That's taking somebody and then turning them into fucking Thanos dust.
Yeah.
You know how when 50 Cent dropped the album with Kanye and they had their battle, yeah.
Kanye won on sales, but we also just didn't look.
It wasn't just because of sales.
We just didn't look at 50.
We're like, this is, you're kind of.
The music was better.
What, who's Kanye's?
Yeah.
That's why I'm saying that's why Kanye isn't wiped off the map.
I thought Drake was going to put out music that we all collectively looked at him like we looked at 50.
But do you think that your opinion is based on how you're relating to the music?
It is.
No, it is definitely possible.
But I'm also just, I'm reading what a lot of people are saying.
Like when Drake releases.
Guys or girls.
Whoever I feel like.
I have a feeling you don't follow many girls.
Yeah.
Yeah, because it was a valid point.
It was interesting.
So like when I put up that Donda was better, I had a lot of people in my DMs and I would say it was kind of even in terms of, oh, you're crazy or yeah, you're right.
But then you have the shade room poll and their poll is drastically 80%.
Like 80% Drake is better.
So it's like, depending on what is the shade room?
All girls.
That's the thing.
Like we are locked in our little ecosystems where, remember we had that conversation about Lil Baby, where if we talk to any hip-hop fan, especially black people, like Lil Baby's the biggest artist on the planet.
And then we're like, buddy, I'm telling you, nobody knows who this guy is outside of like the hip-hop world.
Right.
And that was like mind-boggling for Charlemagne to hear.
But once you saw, you know, certain data and you saw maybe like ticket sales and that kind of stuff, it was like, oh, fuck, that's reality.
We're locked in.
We're locked into our little ecosystem.
We're hanging out with a bunch of fucking comics.
30-year-olds.
40-year-old comics.
You think that they want to listen to Drake's music?
Or do you think they want to listen to Kanye do some like, I don't know, genre-bending shit?
And I don't want to belabor this point too long, but I also saw Academics post, and it was interesting.
It was a Drake interview from a few years ago where he's like, you drop an album everybody hates.
That's just what they do.
You got to give it time to see.
And then Academics' comment was, have y'all changed your mind about Drake or not?
So I don't think, I agree with you that women are going to love this shit and it doesn't matter.
I think there were a lot of dudes probably or whatever who were like, yeah, I was disappointed in this.
Yeah, that's what we're all saying.
And that's where I thought he was disappointing in that sense.
I thought everybody universally would be like, yo, this album is better.
Kanye is done.
We're at.
Kanye's out of here.
I thought he was getting Kanye out of here.
I think, not just in sales, I thought perception was going to be Kanye's out of here.
Yeah, I think that that can't happen for what we've been saying, right?
Is that Kanye has an album that guys are going to relate to a little bit more, just in terms of the musicality.
Right.
And a lot of the songs on Certified Loverboy aren't going to really gravitate to us because they're not really written for us.
Yeah.
And the numbers make perfect sense.
So if the guys are split down the middle 50-50 and the girls are 100% and that's the other 50% of the population.
It's hard to shake your ass to Jesus is Lord.
You know what I mean?
Like that's just so difficult.
Like I'm trying to hook up with chicks and all of a sudden they're like, yo, Jesus.
I'm like, all right.
You could hook up to jail, probably.
Might not be the funnest, but you can try it.
No, that's a good ass point.
Like, if you just vibe him for the weekend, like, you're at a strip club.
Like, they're not playing none of the Kanye shit at the strip club.
Not even the club.
Like, you don't even want to hear about Jesus if it's Saturday night, 2 a.m. They'll do a fire remix with some of the shit, like, that Lauren Hill track.
Like, they'll remix that.
You're like, oh, yeah, don't let the lifestyle get you down.
Like, I'm having fun.
But, like, nah.
See, the Drake shit can just play out.
Kanye missed because he wasn't barring up.
Because Jesus Walks was an amazing fucking song.
Never liked it.
What?
Fire, dog.
Oh, my God.
That shit.
Son, I go to church.
I listen to that song right now.
That song is.
Happy Jr.
Love it.
My rapper.
You fucking love that song.
You are crazy.
You're not even.
That's why he's going to heaven.
That's why you're not.
I thought it was in online.
You're not going to heaven.
This is one of those times where you got to re-listen to it and you just see the beauty of it.
I listened to it when we listened in the green room and I was like, this is stunning.
They played it.
We did.
We did.
The composition was stunning.
Son, it's amazing.
It's a symphony.
Straight up.
And the bars are extra.
And the bars are crazy, too.
Never let me down.
That shit is fire.
And this is what Kanye can also do.
Amazing beat and then throw a lyricist on there.
And then it's amazing.
Fuck it.
Bro, Jesus is so pissed you right now.
Never let me down.
I never spoken word poetry in my life.
I listened to that guy.
I'm like, let's go.
Maybe we didn't listen to it.
Let's go.
I remember listening to that song and being like, yeah, I'm not really into it.
I don't buy it.
That was before you knew what production was.
That was before you knew what production.
No, no, the production, the composition.
He's an amazing composer.
There's no question.
I'm sure the composition is out of this world.
Yeah.
Right.
But when I hear him rapping about it, I'm like, I don't buy it.
I don't believe that this is you.
I just think if we got a Jesus album like that, like a bunch of Jesus walks.
That shit would have been nuts.
That's the way you talk about Jesus.
Still rap, still talk your shit, but like, come on, bro.
That's the Crusades.
Yeah, I don't want to hear this one though.
And I don't want to hear that.
I'm thinking Diamonds Are Forever.
Diamonds Are Forever goes, but that's not like Jesus Walks.
That's a different awesome.
But Diamonds, that's awesome.
And Diamonds Are Forever wasn't supposed to be authentic.
Jeez was so crazy.
I don't know who it was.
No, the beats are so crazy, but like you really just care about Sierra Leone.
That wasn't supposed to be.
That wasn't supposed to be an authentic.
Jesus Walks make you feel some shit.
Diamonds are forever.
Like, let's just, let's go.
Son, if you like Kanye's bars, you are a cornball, dog.
Fuck out of here.
It's true.
Fuck out of here, son.
Get out of it.
Hang on.
Are we beasting off the wreesling this weekend?
Son or what?
You guys are going to keep going back to that fucking line.
Hey, Nil Valdos.
Drake also Valdo crew.
Drake said he's a lesbian.
Just talking.
Drake had a couple of corny bars, though.
Son, what?
Drake had a couple corny bars.
Yeah, but the amount of corniness is far less.
Jay got a couple corny bars, but the amount of corniness is far less.
Like, you hear Jay's bars, you're like, holy shit.
This guy got it.
Yeah.
And I believe it.
I believe he believes that.
He's Jay killing it on both fucking albums.
Yo.
Like, he still got it.
Yo, the big winners of this beef are The Baby, Jay-Z, and Andre 3K.
I think Andre 3K.
Oh, yeah.
Motherfucker, that song, man.
I was like, why don't we talk about him as the greatest rapper ever?
Because he don't want it.
He don't got no singles.
He don't want it.
No single album.
Not even about that.
Not even mad.
You don't want it enough.
You got to want to be the fucking GOAT.
And he don't want it.
And he moved away from it.
Like, when he was ready to be in the conversation, he was like, I'm not doing rap anymore.
No, he's still the best.
Isn't that crazy?
He's the best.
He's still the best.
He's the best because he hasn't had the opportunity to flop.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
He's the best.
Everything he does.
What can he not do?
Yeah, but it just features.
Put out an album.
Love below.
Love below.
He couldn't do one thing you have to do to be in the conversation.
Love Below.
That's one album.
One classic.
Lauren Hill got one classic solo.
She's not the goat.
No, she's not the GOAT.
She's not even in the middle.
Top five.
I agree with you.
It's Lauren Hill's top 50.
She's top five.
He's not listening to the movie music in 95.
So it's like, it's hard for him to.
It's kind of like looking at Basil Meaner.
Those are all the technical skills.
Like one of those Instagram guys that's like amazing at like free throws and shit.
Damn one.
Yeah.
And being like, oh, he's the best basketball player ever.
It's like, oh, he's really good.
Like, he had a thing, but he didn't go in the league and try to win it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're saying Andre three stacks.
Yeah, Andre Three Stack.
Because I think that he is, I agree with you.
Skill level and like what he makes you feel.
Like, like, when Andre raps, he, like, we were talking about this, he paints a picture.
Like, whatever he's talking about, I vividly see it.
Like, I see it.
Do you see him laying on grass and getting itchy and thinking about his mom?
Everything.
There's a perfect image.
I never think of a single thing when Kanye's rapping.
Like, I don't even want to think about beasting off the restaurant.
I don't even want to think about it.
But when I hear a beat, I see the feeling of it.
Like, I think that's what Kanye's ability is, skills.
But Andre Thuse is unbelievable in that regard.
And he can do the Eminem thing, too, where you're looking at just a skill and you're like, holy fuck, this is incredible.
He tells the story.
He paints the picture.
He can make them feel whatever the fuck he wants to feel.
But if you have a whole year to write one verse, it's like, yeah.
Do you think he spent the whole year on the verse?
I'm just saying like he has a lot more time than other rappers to come up with a verse.
I'm pretty sure he has some bars that's like, oh, there's a firebar.
I can't wait to use this in five months.
He's like collecting.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's interesting.
He also doesn't have to put out 20 songs.
He's like, yeah, no pressure.
Five features this year and I'm going to kill all of them.
I guess all of them features.
All right.
Here it is.
Six songs.
The six best songs on Certified Loverboy versus the six best songs on Donda.
Donda.
Donda Wins.
Not even close, right?
Don't Donda Donda Donna.
I'll do the Donda chant right now.
Donda.
It's fucking not even close.
I think you get a problem once you raise it above 10, then if he just put out a small, what are those called?
Not even a EP.
An EP.
Yeah.
If he just put out a six-song EP.
Yeah.
Or LP.
No, EP is.
LP is long play EP.
You stick to being behind the music and making money all the time.
That's a good deal.
So in conclusion, the Yay Kanye stuff, what are you thinking?
I mean, what's it called?
Drake Kanye stuff.
Well, what about your comment?
Should they finally get it?
Oh, God.
Yeah.
I mean, like, I put that on Instagram, but like, it's such a shame that they're like beefing, beefing.
Like, it seems pretty real now because they together would make the greatest album.
When we were listening to Watch the Throne, right?
You had a guy who was an absolute and is an absolute master at rapping with a guy who's an absolute master at producing.
And they came together and they made arguably one of the greatest albums ever.
Creative genius, a business genius.
And rapping genius.
I mean, like, Jay on there are.
Hey, somebody said Jay, just bar after bar, and you're feeling this shit.
And it's just, it's, yeah, he's great.
Pushing each other, motivating each other.
Yeah.
And you know, he had to bring it.
Like, Jay came through, and there was like a hunger, you know?
There's like, I don't know, maybe something about like a Kanye beat where you're like, I can't fuck this up.
I heard they put you at a whack beat, and you're like, I could spit some little bullshit on there.
But when you have something as beautiful as like, it's like, I got to bring this up to this level.
Maybe we'll get another Watch the Throne because I think I heard they put that album out and a large part of it was Drake was coming.
And that's where they were like, oh, we got to do something.
Watch the throne.
The throne is ours.
Watch the throne.
And I think they said that in some interview one.
I think Kanye said that.
Drake would, I mean, Jay would never admit that, even if he felt it.
But if they got beef again and Jay and Kanye are cool again, maybe they're like, yo, let's do this again.
Fuck it.
I mean, let's run it back.
I want the Drake Kanye album.
And I think it starts with one song.
I hit up Charlamagne.
I was like, man, just text both these motherfuckers and just see if you guys can get you can get them to do one song together because it would be the biggest song in the hip-hop history.
It would be the biggest and it'd be fucking great.
Yeah.
And they have to obviously have to reduce both their egos a little bit to accomplish it.
But like, you have a guy who's a master at rapping.
You have a guy who's a master at composition.
And there's something about Kanye where he brings the fucking best out of you.
Like he won't let you put out some bullshit.
Yeah.
Because he ain't going to rap.
So somebody got to rap over this.
Beautiful ass beat.
This motherfucker just talking.
Yeah, dude.
Moses walks.
That's who dropped the ball in Jewish New Year with Drake, motherfucker.
But what do you think it takes to get a Drake Kanye song?
Just start with one song.
Sadly, I think it's time.
Yeah.
And that's Jay and Nas had a crazy beef, and then they collaborated, and they don't, Nas wasn't as big as either of them, and they don't fit as well as Kanye and Drake would.
But it just took so much time.
And then by the time it came out, we're all kind of like, I guess.
I don't know because Drake is more of a businessman, and I can see him like, oh, this will blow if we do something together.
Just like he did something with Meek.
Yeah.
I think like a year after.
He'll reconnect with anybody.
Yeah.
Drake will do it this way.
He'll do it tomorrow.
Kanye's a little bit.
And you also have to be careful because like you could go in, you could start that discussion with Kanye and you guys could make a hit song and it'd be phenomenal.
And then two months later, he might have some sort of mental issue and then release every text that you sent him.
You know, like saying, oh, yeah, you're the greatest.
And you know, Drake will probably butter him up.
I can imagine Drake buttering people up if he's going to do business with him.
So you have to be on your P's and Qs with Kanye because he might be in a situation where he just can't control himself.
And I think Drake also said in the shop some shit about how he went to Wyoming and then gave Kanye everything and told him about his whole life.
And then Kanye just didn't put any of that shit out.
And then Story of Addadon came out and he thinks that's where Pusher got that information from right, that's right.
So I think he would be like, nah, I'm not working with that motherfucker ever.
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All right, guys, we're going to take a break real quick.
We got some church announcements.
In terms of shows, I am going to be at the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin from September 23rd to the 25th.
I'm headlining a show on the 23rd at 7 p.m.
We might have some guests, friends of the podcast coming through.
So make sure you check that out.
October 1st, I'm going to be in Houston.
I'm coming back to Texas at the Secret Group.
We're going to do two shows that Friday.
October 5th, New York.
I'm headlining New York Comedy Club.
Two shows October 5th.
Hurry up and get tickets because it is limited.
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October 15th, Toronto.
I'm going to be at Rock Pile Nightclub.
Again, guys, tickets are going fast.
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I believe a second one is about to sell out.
So hurry up.
November 5th, Atlanta at the Red Clay Comedy Festival.
November 11th through 13th, I'm going to be in Indianapolis at Helium.
December 3rd and 4th, Dallas.
I'm coming home.
I'm going to be at Hyenas Comedy Club.
Make sure you bring that ass out.
And then December 9th through 11th, I'm in D.C. at the Comedy Loft.
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Infamous tour news.
We are coming to Detroit and Milwaukee this coming weekend.
There's a few tickets left for each of those cities.
Go get them now.
Go get them right now if you are listening.
If you have friends there, do not wait till the day of the show when there are no tickets left.
And then you're DMing me, like, yo, how do I get in?
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You get the tickets immediately.
Then we're in San Diego the following week.
Those shows are both sold out.
And then Austin for the special taping.
That's going to be crazy.
Can't wait to see you all there.
We're moving around camera plots.
So you never know.
There could be tickets that pop up out of nowhere.
Keep checking the site.
But that's going to be a fucking movie.
I'm very excited for that.
And then we got Vegas after that.
I think Vegas is almost sold out.
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We added shows in San Francisco, Chicago, DC.
We got Louisville, Cincinnati, tons of different places.
Go check them out.
Two Hour Flow Heat00:13:23
The infamous tour.
Shit is getting crazy.
And yeah, let's keep it going.
So I think he would be like, nah, I'm not working with that motherfucker ever.
What do you think, Mark?
Yeah, exactly.
That like, is this someone I can work with and be close to and be vulnerable with?
Because either you're going to sacrifice vulnerability and it's not going to be as good of a product as it could be, or you're going to be vulnerable and then expose yourself to him potentially outing all your shit and like leaking stuff and texts and whatever.
I was, I was, uh, I was talking to Charlamagne about it and he said they could both really use each other because Drake's sound hasn't really evolved.
I think that's like a knock on him, right?
But but I think the reason why it hasn't evolved, I think Charlamagne was touching on this, is like when he brought in somebody new, the Quentin Miller kid, immediately it got leaked that he was helping, you know, write bars, et cetera.
So I think he's kind of scorned.
So he's like, I can't let anybody new in the camp.
And new people inspire you.
Yeah.
New people will give a new flow.
New people help you, you know, push the envelope and at least do something different.
But if you just got the same people, you're going to get the same product, right?
Which is working.
He's fucking killing with it.
But that's going to be the same sound.
When he collids with Future, it's fire.
Yeah.
They can't miss.
They really cannot.
They don't miss.
And it's just the energy is perfect.
And you know what it is?
When he's with Future, he got to come with some dude shit a little bit.
Yeah.
Like he got a bar up, but it's got to be on some like you get bitches.
He's like, super fuckboy shit.
Like they take fuckboy up to the next level.
Because they're trying to like outdo each other with the fuckboy.
Yeah, that's interesting.
And maybe that's why Drake does features is so that he could do some shit for dudes.
Like when he puts out the album, it's for the lazy.
That's for the core.
But he does features with people and he just goes ham and the dudes are like, nah, that kind of goes.
Yeah.
Because that little Wayne and Rick Ross, that song slaps.
Oh, yeah, that's going to go on.
I would say on other people's albums, but even on him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was when I was looking.
I was like, what's the hits?
I think Jamil brought that up in the group text, but I was like, yeah, that's going to go for sure.
Yeah.
But I forgot the point that I was making.
Why he doesn't collaborate with Kanye, why he hasn't evolved.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then Kanye.
Kanye's issue is, at least for me, is that he doesn't, either he doesn't want to admit the things about himself or he doesn't know himself.
He's so kind of like lost, right?
He's trying to fight for identity.
Nobody probably knows Kanye better right now than Drake.
Like, Drake seems like the motherfucker that will study the hell out of you if he's going to go to war with you.
Yeah.
You know, and Drake could probably pull some bars out of Kanye or at least give him some bars saying things about his life because that's what Drake does.
Drake reflects on the life.
So he'll say what it's like to go crazy and then come back.
Like Drake will have fucking lines for him like that.
So then that will inspire the best bars for Kanye as well.
So it's like the both of them coming together.
They get to make their best music.
The dudes like it because the beats are going to be fucking fire.
The chicks are going to like it because, you know, he's still going to have the sweetheart bars.
Like, and then Kanye gets to be part of the biggest album out, which is what he wants.
He wants the attention.
And then people are going to go, holy shit, Drake is amazing when Kanye is there.
Yeah.
Everybody gets satisfied.
You know, another reason it'll be hard to get Kanye to do it because your ego will always go to the easiest answer to why I don't want to do some shit that can make me vulnerable.
And Kanye's ego is a very good response, which is, why do I need Drake?
I'm worth $9 billion.
Yeah.
Why do I need Drake?
I'm already in hip-hop history.
I'm already probably on Mount Rushmore for everything I've done.
Why do I need this motherfucker?
I am richer than him.
I'm already a legend.
Who gives the fuck?
That's a good point because the reason why Watch a Throne works so well is because Kanye looks up and respects Jay-Z.
He sees, Kanye sees himself as the equal to Drake.
Yeah.
And he doesn't want to.
At the very least, there might be insecurity where it's like, yo, if Hove watches me on a verse, it's like, yeah, he's supposed to.
He's the goat.
Whereas if Drake does, it's like, what am I?
What is Kanye doing?
Kanye got fucking scorched on this whole thing.
Do you think that Kanye believes he's better at rapping than Drake?
I don't know.
At this point, no.
At this point, no.
I don't think so.
I think asked that question five years ago.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I bet he also tells himself I could be if I wanted to.
That's what I'm saying.
Insecurity is such a weird beast to try to handle emotionally.
Because it's like, I have this God complex that I think I'm great at everything, but I also listen to Drake and he's really good.
And I listen to me and I'm like, I don't know if I can do it.
That's probably why Drake fucks with him so hard.
That's probably why he can't fucking handle it.
Insecurity is like, you know it, but you don't, but you feel it, but you can't.
It's really difficult to rationalize.
So I don't know if he truly believes it or if he even is cognizant of that kind of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's tricky.
But they would just produce the greatest song.
Yeah, that'd be great.
But I'm here for Watch the Throne too.
I'm here for that too.
I mean, like, just listen, if you go back and just listen to that album all the way through.
Yeah.
And if they're 75 years old, the both of them, I'll still listen to Watch the Throne.
Absolutely.
Whenever you're ready.
That'll be like, it was almost like the Tyson and Roy Jones.
I'm still.
I'm buying that fight.
Kanye Drake Wash the Throne, though.
Oh, my God.
Bro, Watch the Chair, just fucking hoisting both of them.
Bouncing around?
That would be fire.
Kanye Drake, we need it.
I think it starts with one song.
I think if they put out Take the Throne, Take the Throne.
Fire.
Because you're still calling Jay-Z King, but then you're letting him know you're coming for him.
It would be that kind of respectful.
That would be the way to do it.
Take the throne.
Call it Take the Throne, right?
And then you got to have Jay on a track.
Do you know what I mean?
The throne, you know, and just.
And his whole verse would be like, this shit ain't up for grabs.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You could try to grab it, but like, oh, dude, dude.
Oh, that'd be fire.
And Jay will do service.
He'll swallow his ego too.
I remember he had a verse on a little Wayne song where he said, passed it.
Yeah, young Carter, go further, go farther, go harder.
That's what this is for.
Like, that was a fucking dope moment.
He got a lot of money.
That was so disappointing for me.
Such a disappointing moment for me.
Just Jay never passes.
You don't pass the throne.
That's not why we came.
If not, then why bother?
That shit is fire, dude.
No, the verse was fire.
But the fact that he actually passed the throne to Wayne at the time and Wayne was scorching.
Wayne was on fire, dragging the ball.
And then Wayne passed it to Drake.
Drake has it.
But Drake, he showed some humility.
He said Jay-Z was a GOAT.
Yeah, he did.
One of the billboards.
But then he also said.
He was like, New York, I got the GOAT on the album.
But when he had the billboard in Louisiana, it said, it was like Louisiana or like it said, New Orleans, the greatest rapper alive is on CLB.
And he was talking about Wayne.
So I think he just knows how to market.
Yeah, he knows the market and also knows how to play into everybody's ego.
Like it's good to call Jay the GOAT and you have to call Jay the GOAT.
But it's also great to say the greatest rapper alive to Wayne because you love Wayne so much.
We got into a little Wayne listening session as well.
Bro, Wayne was a guy.
There was like a two, three year run where if you threw him on a song, it's the best verse of the year and it's a hit.
Unbelievable.
And he would, I heard he would be like, I didn't even know I did that song, dude.
I would just go and record verses and just drink the fucking Cody and Serap or whatever, and I would just rap.
I have no idea what that theory.
Al has an interesting theory on it.
So my favorite with Wayne and some people like him, it's like he had the perfect level of like drugs and creativity at a time where he was just killing.
And then he just went a little bit too overboard with the drugs and it numbed him out.
And then once it numbed him out, he got a little self-conscious and lost that like confidence that he had.
And so he can never make music the way that he used to make it again.
I think it's all gone.
Carter four.
I re-listened to Carter IV and it was not as bad as I thought when I first heard it.
Yeah, but it's not.
Go back and listen.
It's not two is so fucking good.
The confidence he just has in the booth.
He's like dancing on tracks.
It's like, I'm playing with my voice control.
I'm like switching my flow.
I will still listen to Carter 2.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a classic.
Again, I don't listen to music past that date anyway.
But yeah, he even, I remember there was an article where he like, he brought Drake aside.
He's like, yo, I need you to help me construct my verse because I can't start it and finish it the way that you do.
When you're the greatest, you're not going to somebody and asking them for help.
I also write your bar.
The beauty of a Wayne verse is it doesn't have a beginning, middle, and end.
It's just a roller coaster ride.
Not even a roller coaster ride.
What is that sport?
It's a drag race.
Like by the end, so much momentum is built up and he's just rapping so fast.
It's just analogy after analogy after analogy.
And then game over drop mic done.
And it was just so cool to see him on a run like that.
Yeah, and so clever.
Like we were listening to bars.
It's a comic.
A peace sign is a middle finger and a trigger and a middle finger.
Yeah.
It's five.
Peace sign is a trigger finger and a middle finger.
Like, let's go.
What was the bar where Kanye was on the track and he's like, you're not finna murder me like everybody else?
And then he says the always wear that late text because you don't want that late text.
Then I think I'm late text.
Everybody was like, gotta wear the late text.
G's moving silent like lasagna.
Real G's.
Fire songs like lasagna, dude.
Fuck.
I mean, it was years before I even understood what the fuck he meant by that.
I think I was like at an Italian restaurant.
I saw it written.
I was like, ooh, this is how real G's in the movie this whole time.
No wonder I haven't heard him.
I was like, where are these real G's?
Oh, fuck.
No, man.
It was just so many bars, man.
And you know who the OGs are?
It's fucking Italian mobsters.
You can even take that a little bit further.
Oh, shit.
Yo, they're the real G's.
That's facts, man.
Anyway, what a cool time for music.
It's cool to be hyped about albums again.
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I care about albums.
An album in its entirety and judge an album in its entirety.
It's really cool.
The one sad thing about that is they're all streaming, or they're all gaming the stream numbers.
So they're filling it with bullshit tracks.
Like if this was back in the day when we got out and bought a thing, Kanye will put out 12 fire ass tracks, not 24 and just adding to it.
And they only carry an hour of music.
I need to put 56 minutes of fire music on here.
What are going to be my favorite?
And it's funny.
Most people would say Drake's worst album is probably Scorpion, which was a double disc.
Interesting.
And that's when it was explained to me.
Gambling is too long.
It's like, there's no way you can have that much heat.
Yo, because think about it, right?
Like in terms of creating something.
And I always go back to like Netflix because it's the most similar thing to like putting out music.
We were discussing this before.
With music, it's not like jokes where you get to try them in front of audiences and like build them, right?
And see what they relate to.
Like you just put it out and very few people can listen so that they don't leak.
And then you just go, I think it will be good.
But imagine you have an album that's two hours long.
You have to listen to two hours of something every time you're reviewing it.
Like when you're trying to tell if the flow of the album is right, that's a two-hour chunk of your day.
If you want to listen to any changes you made, that's another two-hour chunk.
You can't even really, I mean, you can fast forward it, but if you fast forward, you might lose a little bit.
You're missing dashboards.
Does it flow the way I need it?
So just think about that.
That's like every change you make, that is 25% of your workday if you're doing eight hours.
Yeah.
You make three changes, you need another fucking day just to listen to them.
It takes so much fucking time.
Yeah.
I mean, a shorter album, one hour, you're getting twice as much done.
You can put twice as much effort in.
It's half the work.
Of course, it's going to be more refined.
Almost also filling an hour and a half of jokes.
You're going to stretch some shit out and it's just going to be whack.
And if you've got 45 minutes, 50 minutes, you can cut out all the bullshit.
This isn't strong.
Let's get this out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Specials were kind of arbitrarily just an hour when we were growing up.
But there's also a reason nobody put out a two-hour special because it's like, bro, I'm going to fill it up with all this bullshit.
Let me get a strong ass, fire-ass hour and get out of there.
And music is different because of repeatability, but like fucking classic albums when we were growing up, Ilmatic was what, eight tracks or whatever the fuck it was?
Like, it was a short album.
Yeah.
Blueprint was a short fucking.
No, sorry.
Reasonable Doubt was a short album.
Yeah.
Like that's, you just cut out all the bullshit and then you just had bangers.
It's also expensive.
That's true, too.
Your first album, Studio Time, is expensive.
Buying all these beats and that kind of stuff is like, I don't know if I have 26 songs worth of studio time.
100%.
Yeah.
What were you about to say?
No, I mean, it's similar to like stand-up and like your specials and like even like the clips and stuff.
It's like, yo, just heat.
Let's give them just heat heat.
Like, I don't know.
I was even looking back.
I think views from the cis was like, how long was it?
35 minutes, 40 minutes?
Probably.
I remember you saying that.
It doesn't have to be an hour.
And it made so much fucking sense.
And you really are the, I'm going to give you credit, dude.
Flowers, you're the guy who was like, why the fuck's got to be an hour?
I remember you saying that to me, and I was like, God damn, that's a good point.
Why the fuck does it got to be an hour?
It's got to be as long as it needs to be.
It is good.
Especially for early shit.
Exactly.
Yeah, especially early.
Like, don't give them any fucking fluffy at all.
Chappelle could put out a two-hour thing now.
I'd be like, oh, probably wasn't.
And you can have more exposition with a guy like Chappelle.
Like, you could just listen to him tell a story because we're so invested in who they are.
Yeah, he's such a brilliant storyteller.
And you have faith that he'll land, stick the ending of the story, whatever it is.
Your first one, come with heat.
Heat, whatever it is.
Heat, heat, heat, heat.
Yeah.
It took Chappelle 20 years for us to trust it.
Okay, he'll stick the landing of this long story.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
No, it's true, man.
It's fucking true.
Shall we take a little break and then reset?
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This is a sad story, man.
Oh, fuck, dude.
Yeah, there's, what do we have?
I think three comics died and like one is in the hospital still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So in LA because they took fentanyl lace cocaine.
Yeah.
And this happened over the weekend.
A comic that was Akash's friend, Fu Fu Kwan.
Fuquan Johnson died.
And it's just so fucking tragic, man.
Yeah, man.
And I've been thinking a lot about this over the last few days.
And it's like my knee-jerk reaction was to go, Leo, let's find the fucking dealer.
That motherfucker needs to go to prison or needs to be, some shit needs to be handled on the streets.
And then I started thinking, the dealer doesn't want this.
They make their money dealing drugs.
You don't want to kill clientele.
I don't think the dealer knew that the stuff was laced.
The last thing a dealer wants is bad drugs, and then nobody will ever come back to the dealer.
It's like eating pizza at a restaurant.
Then you have diarrhea immediately after.
You're like, I'm not eating pizza from there anymore.
Then I'm telling this to Al.
And then Al said to me, I thought it was quite interesting.
He goes, it's on the dealer to test the drugs.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
Yeah, it is.
It could also be like, say, you're in a place like LA or like a busy time like a spring break and you're a dealer coming to that city.
You don't care about the repeat business.
You're going around selling shit to people at parties on the street in a club.
Get your money and get out.
And they say like fentanyl is like 50 times, I mean, it's just so it's 50 times more powerful could be than heroin.
And it's so much easier to get than cocaine if there's a shortage.
So don't, don't look at the dealer as like, oh, it's your neighborhood guy that you're going to be able to do.
I thought it was their local guy because these, they're all located in LA.
Yeah.
So I assume it would be supply shortage.
You went to someone else.
I'm talking cocaine here.
But you might just not care if they do because you're also a junkie trying to make the most money on this.
Yeah, let's focus on money.
But that happened.
But you lose money by having a bad batch because people start going, yo, don't call that guy anymore.
I mean, I think you got to look at a drug dealer and think of them no different than like a restaurant or a business.
It's like, I need referrals.
I need motherfuckers to be calling me.
And if you're the guy who sold drugs and then people died, there's no way in hell I'm calling that guy.
I'm not calling you for weed.
I'm not calling you for Coke.
I'm not calling you for ecstasy.
I'm not calling you for nothing.
Like your business is done.
Yeah, I think it's similar, but less legit.
I think it's more like a food truck or something that like you just go around skirting wherever people get fucking diarrhea from that food truck.
They're like, I'll go to the next county.
I'll say it wasn't us.
It was the other food truck that was there.
Yeah, but like with a, with an illegal drug like cocaine, right?
It's like, you can't just be on the street fucking hustling it.
You know, like you have to build relationships with people.
What I'm trying to say is like, I don't think it, I don't think, and again, I don't know.
I would assume that this person didn't know it was laced with fentanyl or didn't cut it himself.
And the shitty thing about that is now you need that person to flip on the person that gave it to him.
And the further back you go, the more dangerous the motherfucker becomes.
Right.
So it's like, you have to find the guy who cut it.
Somebody cut it with fentanyl.
That guy's not flipping because that guy knows that the guy who sold him the pound or whatever it was, he comes with artillery.
And he comes with connections.
And he sold you at your house.
He knows where you live.
He knows where your family at.
So it's just like, I think I was watching one of these things and maybe, Al, you know, possibly more about this shit, but like, if it's a drug like Coke or heroin and you're the dealer, you don't want to do it because you don't want to get, especially like a heroin, you don't want to get addicted.
So they would have addicts try the drug.
Yeah, that was more so for like heroin and crack because they were way more addictive than like Coke.
You could just do it, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Coke dealers kind of do it as well.
But at the um, there was a time, I believe it was last year and early this year that people were dropping like flies in New York.
Like there was a lot of bad coke going on.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Long Island.
Yeah.
And even in the city, like people were just at parties and it was a secret underground parties and motherfuckers were just dropping out, dropping like flies.
It was crazy.
That's what's sad, dude.
But it's, yeah, it's like who was not a fucking guy that was like a Coke head or anything like that.
And this shit, apparently, you don't even know it's bad.
You just go to sleep thinking you just partied or whatever, and then you just don't wake up.
It's fucking oh, I thought it happened instantly.
No, apparently, it could you can OD on it, like if you just take too much of it and then you just start season.
Yeah, apparently, that's that's not what happened, but like, yeah, foo was not like some fucking massive party guy who went out and did a bunch of coke, and he always foo was the fucking the most chill, just cool ass dude when you met him.
You're like, yo, it's a chill, cool motherfucker.
You're just partying, and then it just fucking he got, man.
It just sucked.
And the LA seeing dude, our hearts go out to you, man, because I know Tony Baker's son, obviously, that was fucking tragic.
This is tragic.
Nate Carthan is another comic in LA who passed away recently.
Then Fu, two others, and then Kate.
Do we know who the other ones are?
Kate Quigley is the one that's in the hospital.
Seems like she survived.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what her state is.
I think the recent comment was that she was okay, according to some press that got in touch with her.
I'm not sure what the status is, but how is fentanyl even out there?
Like, why does this drug even exist?
Is it ever been a good experience with fentanyl?
I mean, just like everything, if used the right way, right?
Yeah.
Because it's not necessarily a street drug.
It's just like motherfuckers are lacing it with other stuff.
Right.
Or in replacement of other stuff just because it can have that feeling, I guess, to get you high and shit like that.
The ability to super strong painkiller.
And then it's synthetic heroin, right?
That's what that's stronger.
And that's how Mac Miller died.
Oh, no.
Yeah, his was laced with fentanyl.
Yeah.
No.
Michael Jackson.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Michael Jackson was an OD.
That was Propoblebole.
Yeah.
Propobo.
Wasn't you taking fentanyl?
I took Propofol once.
She was fantastic.
Yeah, I was getting like kids don't take it at home.
They were putting the camera down my throat for some test.
I was in the hospital.
I had to miss a podcast one day.
And then they put me on the shop.
What were they looking for?
Come?
No, no, that's mostly in my anus.
They put the camera the other way.
Oh, colonoscopy.
I was having some weird fucking.
I was throwing up a bunch and they couldn't figure out what was wrong, something like that.
But they put me on Propofol to put the camera down there.
And I felt, dude, I was so happy.
I was telling everybody, I was texting them and I loved them.
Like, man, people, dog, it was like my wedding over again.
I'd have kissed all of you on the mouth.
That's what happened to me on Percocet.
Oh, I heard.
Yeah, you have a funny story.
Yeah, that shit was beautiful, Percocet.
It was amazing.
I thought that it just numbed the pain, but I was still feeling pain.
I just felt him.
I did the same thing with Ibermectin.
I felt so good.
I did the horse version.
But I remember, I think I told a girl I love her, dog.
I think I told a girl I loved her, but I still felt pain.
So I believe that's how it actually felt.
I'm waiting for the thing to get numbed, but I'm feeling so amazing.
I was like, man, I love you.
I love you, right?
And then my shit just kept hurting.
I started to Google what the fuck Percocet was.
And they're like, yeah, this shit just makes you feel good.
And then you stop thinking about how much your jaw hurts or whatever.
I'm like, damn, I just told this bitch I love her, bro.
I take that back.
Molly and Percocet?
Future's a wild boy.
I'm already feeling lovey-dovey and Molly.
Double up.
God damn.
That's why he'd be falling apart in his relationship.
She don't love me just on purpose.
He does.
Then this shit all falls apart.
He's like, ah, bitch, the Parksmore off.
I want you out of my life.
Peace.
Yeah.
But anyway, it's sad what happened to him.
Hopefully, Kate recovers.
Yeah, man.
And the other thing is, like, you can test your own cocaine and shit.
Yeah.
Like, they have personal cocaine testing.
So, like, ideally, the person you're buying it from didn't step on it crazy.
It hasn't been cut five times.
And you can trust them.
But if you can't, like, get your own testing kit.
Yes.
They're like 50 bucks.
Like, yeah.
Not that expensive.
Test your shit yourself.
They should make that shit cheaper.
They should focus on doing that if people are going to do it or legalize the good stuff like cocaine.
Fuck that, bro.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
I mean, it's probably not great.
I never did Coke, but if you're going to do it, test that shit.
Figure out what you can put in your body.
If all of these other synthetic drugs are spiking, should they legalize things like cocaine since it's not as apparently not as bad as fentanyl?
I'm in favor of legalizing all drugs.
People are still going to spike that shit.
Legalize whatever the fuck you want.
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First of all, you can't get weed that late.
Coke, you don't plan on.
Like, Coke is like, hey, can you deliver some Coke?
It's one o'clock.
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We're fucked up.
You don't get Coke like right after work.
Yeah, but if there's a business you can hold responsible, that's something.
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You can also say, I'm only going to do Coke from Medmin or whatever.
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Okay, it would be safer.
Yeah.
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That's myth.
Yeah.
That's part of that's it.
You do Adderall, then you're going to want the crazier shit.
No, you just want Adderall.
Adderall is probably crazy.
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I love Adderall.
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Airport Respect Story00:13:02
Thanks, guys.
Let's get back to the show.
And we're back.
I have to tell you guys this story.
I do not command respect.
I do not command respect at the airport.
At least at the airport on a flight.
I mean, I'm in first class, right?
I think it's a little bit different with Delta because we have status.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think the flight attendants.
They know you.
They know.
They know what time.
They got the list.
They know your boy's fucking diamond.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay?
But we weren't on Delta.
We were on American.
Oh, so you're born.
You're a stranger.
You're a refugee.
Yeah, they think I got upgraded.
They didn't think I bought my shit.
American is trash.
America is the worst.
They wish your testimony is.
It's on Air Track.
American Airlines.
Let me add to that.
United is trash.
United is so choice.
I had no fun on United.
Unbelievably bad.
Though the movie selection is kind of lazy.
It's kind of hey, admin United movies is kind of fire.
Yeah, but Delta got good movies too.
I always find something to watch on.
I've never watched Delta movies.
Son, you lying.
What are you doing on the flight?
Hold on, sleep.
Yeah, you lying.
Picking and flicking.
I figured out Alice Tell, bro.
He starts picking and flicking.
Yeah, I got it.
Anyway, we on this fucking American flight and coming back, right?
Now, I'm thinking I'm going to get some respect.
You're Mr. America.
I'm Mr. America.
You tried to save America.
Son, I did try to save America.
That's a great ass point.
They should know this.
Yeah.
Male stewardess, all the male stewardess, straight.
If you're gay, bet.
If you're straight, come on, dog.
Get a real job.
Be the pilot.
Why are you away from your family?
Why are you away from your family three days a week?
You don't care about your family.
You're not a family man.
If you're gay, travel the world.
Suck dicks.
Get fucked.
This is the best job.
If you're a gay dude, are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Come on now.
Come on.
You want to do vacation?
Vacation cheap.
Just pay the taxes.
You could travel anywhere in the world.
It's the perfect job.
If you're a man, if you're a bachelor, gay or straight, bachelor, do it.
It's a fucking 50-year-old man.
You saw the dude.
Yeah.
50-year-old man.
Bye.
Coming by.
Maybe he was by.
Maybe he's by.
Maybe he's by, but he comes over.
He goes, ask him for the sandwich options.
He goes, We have a.
Always asking, I'm not there, bro.
I'm not there.
That's what happens.
You're never in first.
I mean, yeah, you're never there.
You back there.
So he goes, he goes up.
He goes, he goes, he says, shit.
He goes, I go, what are the options?
He goes, he goes, we have a turkey sandwich and a vegetarian sandwich.
And I go, hmm.
I go, what's in the veggie sandwich?
Right?
And he goes, he goes, this guy looks at me and goes, not meat.
It was so funny.
Then you doubled down.
I was so upset.
I said, no shit.
Out loud.
Like, maybe louder than I just said right now.
I was upset.
Oh, I forgot to text you about this.
This is like the fourth fucking stewardess that actually did some shit disrespectful to me.
So I had enough.
It's just a knee-jerk reaction.
He goes, not meat.
I go, no shit.
And I almost kept doubling down.
What else does not have?
Fucking door handles?
What else is not in the sandwich, asshole?
You're just going to tell me what's not in the fucking sandwich.
Maybe I'm allergic to one of the vegetables.
Yes.
And I start fucking blowing up on this flight.
Now tell them what you actually said.
I said, I'll take the vegetarian sandwich.
Oh, but did you double down?
I think you said something like, you were like, oh, but what's in it?
He's like, the label doesn't list the vegetables.
He goes, huge, I didn't get paperwork.
Paperwork?
Yeah.
I'm like, what?
Paperwork?
It's an illegal immigrant.
Paperwork.
I got a sandwich.
I'm doing paperwork.
I'm getting paperwork.
I'm like, oh, he's about to blow.
I went crazy with paperwork.
Because what do you mean, paperwork?
They're not going to tell you which veggies.
What if I'm allergic?
We're not allergic to cucumbers.
And I can have allergic reactions.
Oh, sorry, the sandwiches come with Carfax, Andrew.
It should come with Carfax.
You got nothing to do.
I'm tired of stewardesses asking acting like they got the hardest job.
Why do they act like they got the hardest job?
Son, you a sky waitress, and there's like four items.
It's just, that's one part of your job should be known what the fuck you're feeding me.
It's know what you're feeding me, sir.
Know what's in the veggie.
It's limited three veggies.
And then the students hit him with a, you done?
And he's like, I'll take the turkey.
He didn't say you done.
But it made it.
It makes us talk about it.
He did take the turkey.
I didn't know it was in the veggie.
I knew it was in the turkey.
You see.
That was the right way to go.
The veggie was some weird.
It was like orange paste.
It was like just mush.
You can't do it.
It was just fucking mush with a couple of peppers inside.
It was horrible.
How the fuck?
Horrible.
Did he not know what was in that sandwich?
I couldn't tell you what was in the sandwich.
It's orange mush.
Alcohol.
With a couple of peppers.
I wish I ordered it and then chucked it in his fucking head.
I wish I said, hey, can I have a Diet Coke?
And they just threw it right at his fucking head.
What a piece of shit that guy was not meet.
Can you believe he said that at his job?
This is his job.
How many seats are in first class on this flight?
Son, like literally?
Six on each side.
There's 12 seats.
There's 12 people he got to be nice to.
Son, talk about the bitch that was just bossing everybody around.
Like she worked on that motherfucker.
You didn't hear?
Oh, the lady on the left side.
I was on my dondo.
The lady on the left side, she's like, oh, you know, I'm just, I have over a million miles.
And she's just bossing the stewardess around.
He's like, oh, yeah, there's one open seat here.
Like, nah, he'll move over.
Like, I'm like, who is this bitch?
But I like her style.
So he took that shit out on me.
He probably did.
So that's what it was.
He was doing that.
Hey, can I tell you where he gave him an opening?
When he said what kind of sandwich you want, and you go, hmm, something about that.
I was like, this is wild annoying, yo.
Fuck this guy.
What you got my money?
What do you want me to say?
That's some bullshit ass options for first class that I paid full.
I didn't get upgraded.
That's what Andrew shows to say on the ground.
I don't know what happens to you at 30,000 feet.
Yeah, I don't know what happens.
Damn, I get bitched up.
I got cucked too.
What happened?
I walked in.
My seat was supposed to be 3A.
And I walk in and somebody's sitting there.
He's like, oh, yeah, we moved you because we wanted to sit together as a couple.
Like, didn't even actually.
And I just really just, I said, Al, I'm going to take this microphone off and I'm going to beat you over the head with it.
Wait, so what seat did you get?
This is the exact thing that I had a problem with.
You don't move my seat.
I know, yeah.
You're not asking me.
I got cucked out.
I got cucked out, son.
You got cucked out.
You can't even say nothing.
I don't care if it's the same seat.
Maybe I want to look out the left side.
Maybe the sun is hitting the left side.
Damn, bro.
They sandwiched you, though.
Yeah, they did.
Yo, what's in the seat?
Not you.
Yeah.
I can't believe I say nothing.
I was like, oh, okay.
I'm not supposed to be here.
That's the imposter syndrome shit.
We start going, oh, okay.
They'll know that I'm not supposed to be here.
Fuck that.
We paid for the tickets.
I want my turkey sandwich in my veggie sandwich.
You piece of shit.
Hey, you want to be.
Tell me what's in the fucking sandwich.
I want to know the bread.
I want to know the mayo.
I want to know all that shit.
Bro, this is like the end of seven, dude.
Like, what's in the sandwich?
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Bro, I was in the box.
I almost lost it.
We got cucked.
Also, with COVID, it's easier for them because it's all pre-packaged shit.
It's one of like son.
It's just one nice meal.
Two sandwiches.
What matter fuck?
They don't.
And the turkey, the other one.
They ran out of turkey sandwiches, but it happened to me.
That's why I had to get the veggie.
Can I be honest?
Oh, you got double good.
So on the way there, when we flew, look at us, champagne problems.
But on the way there, we flew.
There's 12 people.
I do not have 12 of both.
It's a $6 sandwich.
We paid $1,500.
$1,500.
It's crazy.
It's so expensive.
Son, it's crazy.
So I'm on the way down there.
This drives me fucking nuts.
It's two options for breakfast.
On the way there, we had, would you like the eggs or would you like a fucking Belgium waffle?
Ooh.
That sounds fire.
No, 10% body fat tour, dog.
We try to keep it cute.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
We have dessert and breakfast.
You don't have two breakfast.
You got dessert and breakfast.
I'm in the third row, maybe second row.
I'm close.
You'll definitely get breakfast.
Yeah, you'll live and get eggs.
Comes up to me.
Would you like bells and waffle?
I go, what's up with the eggs?
We don't have any eggs left.
You didn't prepare for your job today.
Eggs come in a dozen, son.
How do you only have half a dozen?
You got 12 eggs at every curtain.
It's unfucking believable.
You showed up with half the number of eggs.
You didn't prepare for your job.
You forgot your name tag.
Your job is to make sure everybody in this section gets some fucking eggs if they want.
That is very reasonable.
Is that not reasonable?
American Airlines.
Trash.
Trash.
Not meat.
You're the big winner in this market.
Nah, I got cucked yesterday, too.
Oh, Jesus, dog.
I was eating this restaurant and I was like, that's ground shit.
Yeah, I know.
I got cucked on the ground.
We talk about it.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
You see a ground cuck game over here?
You got cucked on the earth?
I know.
I'm not fucked on the earth.
I'll swing on someone on the earth.
Here you can't swing.
You gotta sit there and take it.
We're my high cucks over here.
I'm a C-level cuck.
I'm a C-level fucking cuck, bro.
Come on, son.
I got cucked and sealed.
What happened?
How you got body and sea level?
He just goes, yo, you want oysters?
We got the best oysters everywhere in the whole New York.
And I was like, yeah, let me get some oysters.
Then he gave us the menu.
We filled it out, wrote the circles.
Like, Jonathan did the whole shit.
Did the whole thing.
Looked at the price.
We're like looking at the check-in account, make sure we got it good.
And then all of a sudden he comes over and goes, Yo, oysters just ended 10 minutes ago.
I'm so sorry.
I leave on that shit.
I was like, I leave on that shit.
He was like, I should have told you before.
My bad.
I'll leave.
Spit in his face and leave.
I just sat there.
I was like, I'll take the hummus.
That's fine.
Oh, my God.
Nah, I'll leave.
Mark, you're with your girls.
I know.
It's our anniversary, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's worse.
That's worse.
We just didn't get a sandwich.
That's worse.
What did they do to make up for their blunder?
Their blunder?
Blunder.
They said nothing.
They said nothing.
They didn't offer you something around or something like that.
No, no, no.
Leave.
Another guy couldn't because it was his anniversary.
That's where they went.
That's how you celebrate.
Let's leave this motherfucker high and dry.
Yeah.
Did you go to that restaurant specifically for a particular reason?
No, this is like an afterspot.
I don't know how I got that said just then.
I impressed myself, son.
I said specifically at particular.
Fuck with your boys.
Master of the player.
Fucking Sheka Spirit real.
Also, yo, we figured out Al's problem.
Okay.
So he's got something called a speech jammer in his head.
What is that?
Yeah.
The speech jammer?
You ever heard of this?
No.
Speech jammer is a weapon that they use.
Japanese guy invented it.
Basically, you hold a speaker at someone.
It's like a gun thing, like a megaphone, and it takes in your voice and then spits it back to you on a one-second delay.
And then it gets in your brain and then you can't talk.
Yeah.
Why is that torture?
It's a real thing.
It stops you from speaking.
Let's say you're at a protest and you're like trying to speak.
They could point the gun at you and then stop you from speaking, shut down the whole protest.
And that's what Al has inside his actual brain.
Boom.
You think you could beat the speech jammer?
Yeah.
Oh, you can beat it?
Yeah.
Well, I got one.
Let's go, son.
I think you got set up.
I'm not sure, but I think you got set up.
I'm ready to coach.
Let's go.
Light work.
Oh, this is going to be good.
All right.
Al somebody can feel your pain finally.
Yeah.
Can you pull up something for him to read real quick?
Okay, okay.
You get to read it off the TV.
Son, this is so easy.
What you want to read, what you want to read?
Whatever y'all want.
All right, a little baby lyrics.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, get up a little bit.
That's fine.
I got that.
All right.
All right, here you go.
Oh, yeah.
He has to have the headphones on.
All right.
All right.
Get the lyrics out before you start.
Don't start until you get the lyrics out.
Chocody Donder lie.
Chocody Donder lie.
All right.
This is a freestyle.
I love baby.
All right, let's go.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Mayor.
Mirror.
All right.
Some of these words shouldn't be saying should be jamming.
Shout out to my label.
That's me.
I'm in this bitch with the TB.
I'm in this bitch with Fortrey.
I just poured up me an eight real N-word all in my face.
500 racks in my safe.
500 racks to the plug.
What you know about showing love?
What you know about pulling up the Bentley trucks?
Make these bitches fall in love.
All of my N-words on go.
None of my M-words, no hoe.
All of my A-words want smoke.
All of my N-words together.
We came for the bottom.
We used to wear each other's clothes.
None of my M-words gonna fold.
Couple pussy.
There's a lot of N-words.
Son, that's so easy.
Yeah.
This is so.
You just keep plowing through.
Son, that he tried it in the beginning.
It's easy.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's go.
I'm going to be honest.
I have a lot of experience just talking over people and through them.
Candace COVID Conflict00:06:52
So this is absolutely nothing to me.
I just want to.
Sorry to interrupt.
All right.
What do we got?
All right, go.
Hit it.
We ain't going to fall out, boathoes.
Me and Sam got them lows.
We let him go for the low.
I got my hood in control.
I got my left wrist on froze.
I got my right wrists on froze.
I got my necklace on froze.
Both my ears on froze.
I've been getting faded.
I'm sipping on maple.
Maple.
If she won't fuck, I won't make her.
Make her.
I feel like a little baby that sucks.
I feel like you suck.
Little baby came up with this on coding.
Like, of course, like.
This shit works on Japanese people, yo.
Yo, what absolute pussies?
Are you kidding me?
They just malfunction.
But they already the quietest people.
So when they muster up the courage to talk at all, it's got to be a deal.
So you throw any little, you know, discrepancy.
Oh, yeah, you probably forget it.
You probably can't even interrupt out there.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, darn.
You got to stab yourself with a sword.
He's making an edit note right now.
What else we got, yo?
Yo, Candace Owens got denied a COVID test.
Okay, break this down.
So basically, she goes, her team emails this COVID testing center in Aspen and says, Hey, we want a COVID test for Candace Owens, blah, blah, blah.
She's got to go to this thing and they have to have a negative test to go.
And they write back and say, sorry, we're going to actually turn down your request for a COVID test.
And I actually have the full email here.
Basically, they say that at this time, like, oh, here we go.
I just learned of this testing request and the owner of this business.
I'm going to refuse this booking and deny service.
We cannot support anyone who has proactively worked to make this pandemic worse by spreading misinformation, politicizing, and discouraging the wearing of masks, and actively dissuading people from receiving life-saving vaccinations.
The only local testing option is the free, the only other local texting option is a free kiosk by City Hall.
They mail in their tests to Texas and have inconsistent result times.
Do not take any appointments.
So it's walk-in only midday weekdays in their back alley.
My team and myself have worked overtime to exhaustion, unpaid and underpaid this past year, spending our own capital to ensure that our community remains protected.
And it would be unfair to them and to the sacrifices we have all made this past year to serve you.
So some people are saying, oh, they're free to do that.
They can refuse service to anyone that they want.
Other people are saying, nah, you're putting the community at risk by not serving.
Yeah, this is no different than refusing to get the vaccine.
If you're the type of person that's like, yo, a vaccine should be legally mandatory, then this is also legally mandatory.
Like, if she's getting tested, we can fairly assume that she has some symptoms.
Maybe she wants to go to an event or something like that, but there is a chance that she might have some symptoms.
So she fears like she actually has it.
And if she doesn't get 100% confirmation, then she might continue her normal life interacting with other people, potentially spreading the virus.
So if these medical workers actually care about stopping the spread of the virus, the first thing that they should be doing is testing this woman.
I don't know if these people take the Hippocratic oath, but the Hippocratic oath is do no harm.
This is potentially harmful.
It is harmful.
Okay, let's say I understand you don't like her.
But don't worry about her.
Worry about the father that she might meet that actually has some pre-existing conditions and could die of COVID.
And she actually met up with him because she didn't know for sure that she didn't have it.
You got blood on your hands, yo.
If she does have COVID and she ended up sharing with people, they got blood on their hands right there.
You're a murderer.
They murder.
Question.
They're murdered.
Is he wrong for doing it, though?
Yes.
I'm saying that the right, like, he should have, but is he wrong?
Because if it's a private practice, just like the guy who doesn't want to make the gay cakes, it's like, you have the right to murder.
But the gay cakes don't affect the whole community.
And it's not healthy.
They don't.
They don't kill people.
If, like, gay people don't have cake, they don't die.
Do you know what I'm saying?
If it was, they don't, what?
They need it?
I mean, like, their wedding is not going to be like fabulous.
There's other fabulous bakers out there, I bet.
Yeah.
I bet there's plenty of fabulous bakers.
But he's saying the only other place you can get tested sucks.
It's not reliable.
Ha ha ha, basically.
Good for you.
Now you go do that.
Yeah, this is a petty bitch-ass motherfucker.
Yeah, it's a petty bitch.
Because we're in a pandemic and we ain't got time for these petty bitch ass motherfuckers when it comes to like people's lives.
Yes.
And like you supposed to be in this game because you want to stop this pandemic or at least you want to help people out and make sure they don't get this.
Excuse me.
Make sure they don't get this virus and eventually die or pass it on to someone who could die.
That's why you should be in the game.
But it looks like you're in the game for capitalism.
It looks like you're in the game to make some money.
What made it more confusing?
And so that came out and everyone sort of had their initial reactions.
And then it came out further that the actual testing site received federal and state funding.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Yo, Candace, go back over there and get that fucking test.
Now it's different.
Go back over there because your tax dollars pay for that shit.
Now, I know you're conservative.
You don't want to pay no taxes, but go over there and get what you deserve.
If you're getting federal funding, you're getting paid from the government to do this shit.
Then you got to do the people's bidding.
You don't get to decide who can or cannot.
It's not a nightclub.
Right?
This is not Avenue.
This is not fucking One Oak.
This is a testing center.
Test whoever the fuck gets in there.
Yeah.
And I also, like, I get their position.
If they don't like Candace Owens, that's perfectly in their right.
Like, if you believe she's a very simple person.
If you think she's a grifter that's trying to just use right-wing politics to get money, I'm like, I understand where that position is.
But to try to deny someone just because you feel emotional, one, it's like going to backfire because you were putting all of this.
You're basically just giving her ammunition.
You know, this is someone that thrives off of controversy and oppression.
Yes.
So by giving them this ammunition, it's like, you know, it's going to blow up everywhere.
And on top of that, it's going to come back on your business because she's going to galvanize her people wrongly so to like try to attack whoever.
And granted, I don't think she galvanized anyone to like, yo, go attack these people.
But still, we're doing it.
Right.
She knows the precedent.
We're out here galvanizing.
Do you think that's good?
Sorry, but this guy's a fucking idiot.
He should have just let her get tested and then said she was positive, even though she wasn't, and then let her keep testing and just say it's positive every single time.
Long haul her.
You could keep, if you really don't like the message that she's sharing, you really don't like the fact that she's communicating this information to the world, you really think it's dangerous, keep that bitch on COVID and say some other shit to her.
But then she's going to be like, I got COVID.
I feel great.
Now, do you think she feels weird about being an anti-vaxxer?
Because this is the blackest she's ever been.
That might be a real conflict of interest for her.
Hey, she really kind of selling out her, you know, her roots.
Yeah.
So I just feel like she should get the vax to just, you know, not be so black.
Well, but her people don't want to get vaxxed too.
Yeah.
Her people meeting the whites.
Business Proposition Moves00:09:14
The whites and the blacks are meeting.
Yeah, it's all coming together with his vaccine.
That's the thing.
Trump is the great uniter.
Trump brings people together, bro.
Oh, my God.
He did bring all the communities together, finally.
For real.
What?
That's a great point.
That's a great point.
Great Uniter, dog.
Hippies, black people, conservatives.
Bro, what would Trump have said to that guy when he asked him which vegetarian sandwich had?
Bro, you think he's got flight attendants like that of first class on his private jets?
Yeah, you're right.
He got the PJ.
Air Force One, you kidding me, dog?
Come on.
Yeah, but our PJ just got snacks.
We ain't got no real food on our PJ.
Yeah, that's a good point.
No, they had popcorn chips, those pop corners.
Snacks.
Those pop corners.
That's fire.
That's good.
Pop corners.
That's fire.
Snacks, though.
We need real food.
But if you got that on first class, you'd be like, yo, these are great snacks, pop corners.
Yo, Dove, we need real food.
No problem.
I'm spending it.
All right, we're having real food next time.
Yeah, we're running it.
Yo, Andrew, I have a business proposition.
Okay, go.
Would you rather get $500,000 or go to dinner with Jay-Z?
Bro, all these fucking idiots that are saying, I would rather go to dinner with Jay-Z, like he's going to bestow this fucking business wisdom on you as if you could do anything with it.
That's why you broke.
You don't take $500,000 when it's sitting right there.
The first piece of information he would say is take $500,000 anytime someone offers it to you.
He's going to call you an idiot for not taking $500,000 and then leave.
Like, it's such a no-brainer.
And also, the reason Jay-Z is so successful is not just because of his business acumen.
It's because he happened to be the best at a thing that was really popular.
It's like going to business.
It's like going to dinner with LeBron James.
Do you have any advice for me?
He's like, yeah, be 6'8.
Be 6'8, 260.
A perfect physical athletic specimen.
Photographic memory, genius.
You got it.
Have a different guy.
That really helps.
Yeah.
It helps making a bunch of money.
That is, yeah, like, I don't even know how good a businessman Jay-Z actually is.
He might be good, but on a fair scale where he doesn't have any skills.
Like, you know, you ever see those stock guys or like some rich dude who's like 5'6 and he's just fat, fucking bald?
That guy's a businessman.
That guy got nothing else.
Right.
But what's going on up here?
Making good fucking moves, right?
Jay-Z is a genius rapper who also is really good at business, but a lot of that is predicated on how genius he is at being a rapper.
I mean, how much of Jay-Z's wealth has come out completely outside of his celebrity status as a rapper?
I think he made way more money outside of rap.
But it's still a little contingent.
He leverages contingent.
Yeah, he motivated it.
But he did it brilliantly.
But Van Lathen said it best.
He tweeted, I would rather take $500,000 and have dinner with Jesus.
That's like, it's $500,000 every day.
I'll have dinner with Jesus.
Nah, I go with Jesus.
I'll go with $500.
Jesus, my bad.
I go.
Motherfucker turned water into wine.
You don't think he could turn 20 into something?
I'm just going to use forgiveness when I die, and I'm going to take $500,000 now.
And Jay-Z is still hanging with Jack Dorsey.
He's learning still.
He's doing this.
Yeah.
Except he's dope.
He's getting Jack Dorsey to buy his car.
Yeah, exactly.
Jack Torsey.
How much do you care about Black Mother?
Will you buy my failing streaming service?
Nah, that'd be kind of boss move.
But yeah, I don't know why the fuck that was even a conversation.
I don't want idiots.
What do you want to seem smart?
They want to seem like they got some shit you don't got.
Everybody says 500,000.
Everybody's not a fucking moron, but you want to seem like you on the next level.
So you're like, y'all don't get it.
Turning down.
Y'all don't get it.
I think people that don't have success sometimes will think, oh, I'm just one piece of advice away.
Or I'm just like one thing.
It's not me.
It's not my hard work.
Now, you're $500,000 away from $500,000.
It's not my knowledge.
It's just that I don't have that knowledge.
And so they're like, oh, if I can just get in front of this guy, he'll change my whole life.
These are the people that buy seminars.
You know what I mean?
They're like, oh, if I sit down with this guy, which in fairness, some seminars are actually super helpful.
But there's a hell of people that are like, yo, I'm going to go to the seminar.
It's going to change my life.
You didn't see that guy go to call that TikTok?
I just sent the video to Alex.
It's fake, though.
What do you mean?
That's not real.
No, it is whether, even if it's fake, that part where he's saying to Logan, like, I just need connections.
And Logan's like, what are you talking about connections?
He's like, you had connections.
He's like, hey, Jake, what are you saying?
What can you do for me?
He's like, I'm interested.
What can you do for me?
And the guy's like, I don't know, man.
I just, I just want to learn.
And he's like, well, you're not offering me anything.
That's the same thing Morgue's talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Where it's these kinds of people who are like, I just need one person.
What I'm saying is, this guy, like, the way it was promoted is I quit my job to go work for Logan Paul.
And it's like, no, I don't even think you quit your job.
I just think you thought it'd be a really funny TikTok if you snuck into this event.
Oh, yeah.
That part is Logan Paul.
But the interaction with Logan is true.
Yeah.
How Logan is reacting?
Yes.
What he's saying, no, but that's my point.
That's my point.
Yeah.
I don't, it's not Logan's not in on it, making a content, like making some video.
No, Logan's being real with the guy.
I think he's saying good things.
He's just, but he knows that the guy's trying to just get off onto some cloud chasing video.
Yeah.
The guy, this is his version of clout.
He's like, okay, I'm going to front and then fake cry saying that, oh, I quit my.
And now we're talking about it.
He was fucking right.
Yeah.
He's absolutely right.
But I do know a lot of people that are actually like this.
They'll just quit their job and then.
Well, because they think one, I think they want handouts and they're like, yo, if I just am in front of this person, I'll get the handout and like they'll make me a star.
Yeah.
Like a lot of people want to just be made into something.
Yeah.
If I sit down with Jay-Z, like he'll make me the head of whatever.
Like, I'll sit down at the P. Diddy lecture and be like, yo, give me a job.
I'll do this.
Like, I'll sit with Gary Vee and be like, yo, give me a thing.
Yeah.
Give me something.
Yeah.
But then they never think, yo, what can I give?
You know what I mean?
And so they're like, oh, I'm going to sit down with Jay-Z and he's going to give me something.
Yeah.
Like, they don't think what they can do.
Like, he didn't even know what he could do.
Yeah.
Logan's like, what would you do for me?
I'll do anything.
You better have a specific fucking thing.
You think you have what it takes?
No, I don't.
Yeah.
It's like, why?
Because everybody wants help.
I get that in the, and I'm sure we all get it.
Like in DMs, like, dude just reach out.
It's like, yo, you got, I want to work for you.
You got to hire me.
And it was like, all right, what do you do?
Yeah.
I'm just, I can pick up anything.
I'm eager to learn.
My least favorite response: people go, yo, I'll be, I'll be your ass bitch.
Like, I'll do whatever.
And I'm like, no, like, yeah.
We don't want a bitch.
I want you got a real specific skill that I need.
Yeah.
And tell me why I need it.
Yeah.
Like, tell me, oh, shit, this isn't working as well as it could.
You could be making so much more money on this.
This is way better over here.
I can make the fucking lighting work.
I can do whatever it is.
I get all these edits.
I have this system.
I can do this.
Like, just tell me something that you can improve about my business.
Something concrete.
Oh, but not something abstract.
Like, I'm willing to learn.
Just mention that we're not hiring right now.
So this is not encouraging a bunch of people because last episode I said something and god damn motherfuckers.
It was like, yo, I'm on Patreon.
Then they hit me.
Trouble.
The trouble.
But that would be the one thing I would like to cancel someone for if I was hiring for a job.
Like, you know, people like go back through tweets and they'll like be like, oh, we can't hire you.
So this insensitive joke.
Yeah.
If they said they would have dinner with Jay-Z, I would 100%.
I'd be like, you're just not fit to work at our company.
I'm so sorry.
This is what you think success is.
I mean, what are you even going to do at dinner?
Like, how do you know he's going to give you any information?
Like, what if he's just going to talk to you?
Yeah.
Like, I like my wine.
And what if he brought a friend?
He brought BD Siegel.
Like, you know what?
You're going to catch up at this dinner.
It's listening across.
He's like, when you hear Jake Cole tell his story, it's like, oh, hey, I was grinding or whatever the case is.
I met Jay-Z, and then the rest is history.
Yeah.
That's what people think is going to happen.
Yeah, they don't realize that he was making his own beats.
He's rapping better than anybody.
He's a prolific artist.
Prolific artist.
And then Jay-Z noticed how prolific he was and was like, oh, I think that we can make some money together.
I think this guy's a real hustler and I think he's got a skill.
But he did all the hard work first and then presented it to someone who could potentially help him.
Do the work first.
What is the fucking great Chris Rock joke?
It's like, anytime I see somebody on the side of the highway pushing their car by themselves, oh, yeah, I'll go help.
There's always somebody that stops and goes to help.
But if you're just sitting on the side of the highway with a sign saying, help me, nobody ever stops.
And it's something about like you doing it, you starting it.
People are going to be drawn to that and attracted to that.
We do it all the time with podcasts.
We think guys got a good podcast or a good idea.
We're going to put the sauce on it.
So, in that case, maybe I'd take back what I said.
If you have some business that's fire and you're like, yo, it's a streaming thing.
It's going to be a huge thing.
And I could get dinner with Jay-Z and I could maybe get him to invest.
I'm like, all right.
Nah, I'd take the $500,000.
That's the investment.
Yeah, yeah.
Jay-Z, not going to give you more than $500,000.
Maybe.
He'll give you $100,000.
Shark Tank.
He might not have the wisdom to manage the $500,000 and he just blows it and then it goes to waste.
Yeah.
Jay-Z, let me give you equity, dog.
If you goofy, shark tank it.
Actually, that's interesting.
Yeah, you're basically put in front of you have a business.
What you want is investment and a partner for your business.
That is interesting.
And it's a successful business.
Have you seen Shark Tank?
You know who gets the money?
The people with the fucking sales and the numbers.
The people who don't really need the money.
The guys who come with a great idea and no sales, they will pass almost everything.
Yeah, that's actually true.
Or they'll give you like 25,000.
They'll be like, that's cute.
What is it making?
Yeah.
That's always the first question.
What are your sales?
And what's proprietary?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that is interesting.
Yeah, we want to know the numbers.
Like at the end of the day, that's cute that you got this little fucking dream.
That's what happens to Shark Tank.
Oh, you guys have a little dream and a cool idea and a nice little logo?
That's adorable.
How much money is it making?
But your sales just aren't there.
And for that reason, I'm out.
Brad Pitt Court Case00:11:17
Every time, you know, at least one of them is saying that.
And that's it.
Push the car first.
Prove that your shit works.
Prove you don't need these motherfuckers.
There is nothing more attractive than a motherfucker that don't need you.
Okay.
Especially as an investor in businesses, right?
When a motherfucker don't need you, now you got to win them over.
You got to be like, I can help you.
You got the investor convincing you that he can help you make more money.
That's it.
That's like these independent artists that eventually sign with the label.
They get the biggest fucking check.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Because you prove you don't need the label.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, anything else before we get up out of here?
Angelina Jolie going all in on Brad Pitt.
Fuck, bro.
You know what's weird?
Is like when celebrities get into beef, I judge their decisions within the beef based on the characters they've played.
So, like, I love Brad Pitt in all the movies that I watch him in.
Yeah.
Right?
Brad Pitt to me is the guy for emotions 11, 12, and 13.
He would never abuse his kids.
He loves his wife, and he's an ideal husband.
So Angelina Jolie is fucking maleficent.
This is a lying-ass bitch.
That's a good point.
She would lie.
She's a weird ass girl.
She would lie in order to take advantage of this situation.
She's trying to get custody of them kids.
Brad Pitt probably didn't even want to buy them fucking kids.
Angelina Jolie collecting all the fucking infinity stones of children from around Southeast Asia.
See, and Brad Pitt just going along with it, being a good husband.
See, that's the difference.
I see Angelina Jolie as Laura Croft.
And I'm like, oh, she's a hero.
And I see Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden.
I'm like, he beats people.
This is why I don't like it.
Lyla Croft, Tomb Raider, stealing treasure.
That's what she did.
She went to Cambodia, stole a little treasure.
Yeah, she was a good person.
She was fucking loud.
She was good.
She stole a little treasure.
How do you know it's good?
How do you know they wouldn't like it over there?
She's trying to steal Brad Pitt's money for her children.
She stole the children.
She stole them.
You don't know for a fact that these people really want to give away the kid?
They thought it was daycare.
Then gone.
That's what they thought.
Oh, the white lady's going to do daycare.
She's going to build a well and she's going to do daycare.
Your child is gone.
That's why I have problems with these female action star movies, too, because it's like, bitch, you can't, you tomb raider.
You can't defend your kids against fucking Tyler Durden.
Yeah.
How are you fucking too damn near a superhero?
You're Laura Croft.
Tyler Durden is literally a fight champion, bro.
He's not even a champion, dog.
He's a bad child.
He's just be fighting.
You should have put like what was that movie where he's a gorilla?
Fucking Legends of the Fall?
Yeah, gorilla one.
What gorilla one?
He's like Friends with a Gorilla or something like that.
What?
And Brad Pitt and Kong?
Nah.
Nah.
That was Mark Walden.
Meet Joe Black.
Joe Black.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What is that?
I don't know about Shawty.
I haven't got a gorilla.
That's the movie where he dies.
Joe Black is him and his friend.
Who wins Laura Croft or Achilles?
Achilles.
Achilles is a bit more.
Achilles, dog.
Achilles is a bitch.
He's all tough and shit.
Then you flick his little fucking back in his head.
That's what I'm saying.
The biggest weakness is your name.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you are.
Your name became the name synonymous with you.
Did you see that body, though?
Who, Laura?
No, no, no.
No, Brad Pitt.
Your beast, right?
Where's the kid?
Look at Laura Cross's body.
She was like, she was higher than Laura Croft, man.
Nah, she was fire.
I mean, like, don't get me wrong.
Back in the day, like Gia, if y'all want to see a movie where the heavies are on display, Angelina Jolie.
Gia, the heavs have gotten lopped.
But back in the day.
RV Hevs is good.
Yo, they got lopped.
It's great.
They did.
We didn't get that credit.
That's when Brad Pitt started acting up, too.
He was like, oh, word?
Yeah.
Like, you gonna cut off the house?
You think she did that without consulting him?
Holy shit.
That's probably why he didn't consult when he worked with Weinstein.
Or he was like, he don't want to harass you no more, bitch.
You ain't got no breasts.
That's facts.
And also, she's lying on Brad Pitt's name because Brad Pitt was down for the smoke.
When Weinstein tried to come back went with Paltrow, Brad Pitt went to the fucking house.
He was like, yo, I will beat the ever?
Yep.
Yeah, apparently grouped him up by his throat or some shit.
I'm like, beat the fucking shit that you ever come to.
Yo, Brad is that dude.
He's a good fucking guy.
He's friends with Matt Damon and George Clooney is no big deal.
You know what I mean?
They just get together and say the airport of my house, bro.
That's what they do.
I'm just saying, I don't trust Angelina Joe.
She'd walk around with Billy Bob Thornton's blood and shit, getting stupid things.
And the accusations are not specific.
She just said, I feared for the safety of my children.
What does that mean?
Why are you accusing him?
Say the concrete shit he did.
Yeah.
What?
He had a temper?
You can't.
Bro, there's a court case coming up.
Okay.
No, he got acquitted for the child abuse charges.
Yes.
He did?
Yes, he did it.
Oh.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
This woman is foul.
But she was also in the changelings, so she knows about children getting taken.
Oh, that's Morgan Freeman movie or something like that?
Yeah, I do remember.
The kid gets swapped out.
He's like, oh, yeah.
That was inspiration for when she took them kids.
Based on them all up.
Based on it.
100%.
Son, her accusations are vague.
The Weinstein thing, she says she was assaulted because he tried and she escaped.
And that's assault.
Cool.
I can kind of see that, I guess.
But then also, like, how do you not?
My wife brought this up.
She's like, didn't, how did you not work with Weinstein if you were famous back then?
Like, Weinstein touched everything.
If he produced a movie you were on.
Yeah, literally.
If he produced a movie you were on, it's quite possible that you were just in a successful movie.
He was a part of everything.
So, like, yeah, maybe he worked with him in some distant.
Oh, he produced this movie on part of, but that motherfucker knew he don't be around Brad Pitt.
I was killing you.
There's a song by the Black Keys where there's a line that says, it's like something about like, your daddy left you.
And like, now I understand why.
Whoa.
You know, you know what I'm talking about?
Your daddy left you.
Yeah, I know that song.
And you know, what's the next line?
It ain't strange to see.
It ain't strange to see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that is Angelina Jolie.
That's Angelina.
John Voigt was like, I don't want nothing to do with this little bitch.
And then we were like, why?
Like, she's got super heavy.
She's beautiful.
She's super talented.
And then when she comes at Brad Pitt, the fucking legend, dog, that's the legend of the last fall, dog.
That's a legend.
That's me, Joe Black.
There wasn't a gorilla in that movie, John.
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about?
I swear to God, he was talking to a gorilla.
Are you thinking of George of the Jungle?
No.
Meet Joe Black.
The cover didn't have a gorilla on it, maybe.
Curious George.
Mighty Joe Young.
Mighty Joe Young is what you're thinking of.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Is there a gorilla in that?
Hey, no, Brad Pitt in that, dog.
Who's in that movie?
Son, I don't know.
Brandon Frazier, some shit.
I know Brad Pitt's in that.
Meet Joe Black.
I knew it.
Where's that gorilla?
We're trying to get it.
Mighty Joe Young.
What's in that?
Mighty Joe Young.
That's Charlize and Brad Pitt.
No, that's not Bill Paxton.
Bill Paxton.
Rest in peace.
You disrespected Brad Pitt more than Angelina just now.
Fuck, did I mess up?
You compared him to motherfucking Twister?
The guy that couldn't even get the jewel out the Titanic?
You talking about them like they're the same.
12 monkeys.
There we go.
12 months.
12 monkeys.
Disrespect.
All I'm saying is, like, do not come for Brad Pitt.
That motherfucker's a legend.
You're being disrespectful.
Yeah.
You better have actual concrete shit to say.
Also, this trifling ass hitch.
Remember when?
Remember when my man Brad Pitt was with what's the shorty from Friends with the Schnazaleen?
Jennifer Anderson.
Jennifer Anderson.
She doesn't have a Schnazale.
She used to have Schnazaleen.
She got Mad Nose jobs.
You would be one to talk.
Takes one of no one, dude.
Takes one to know what.
When you see a Schnazaleen become a little less Schnazaleen, you're like, oh, you leaving us?
No, no, she got Mad Nose jobs.
She got it.
That's a changeling right there, bro.
That's the real changeling.
So she knew that Brad Pitt was with Shorty.
Yeah.
And then she came after, dude.
Oh, yeah, she did.
She did.
They was together.
They were together.
She came after him.
Oh, yeah.
She ain't shit.
She's foul.
She ain't shit.
She's super foul.
They were together.
They were married, married.
They need to run back Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
They need to run that shit back.
Yeah, that scene where he beats her ass.
That's what she's talking about.
Why she's just going to pull up clips from that movie.
He cheated me.
Yeah.
That's when they hope for me.
I fear for his safety.
I fear for my kid's safety around his killer.
She had more bodies than him in that movie.
Yo, this fucking lady, bro.
I can't believe her.
I'm absolutely disgusted.
Jennifer Anderson should get smoked.
Jennifer Anderson should get smoked, but you know what?
Why?
No, she should pull up on Angelina Jolie and be like, yo, what the fuck is going on?
Slides.
She got a slide on.
She got a slide on her.
She got a slide.
These motherfuckers is killing me all weekend with the snake.
He don't know any slang, bro.
That's why he dresses in his gang colors, bro.
That's why he came with the fucking bandana.
What gang?
Gang shit is all I'm on.
He was the gang.
Gang shit is all I'm on.
Gang shit is.
I love that.
What gang is this?
John, it's gang, son.
What gang, bro?
Twink gang all day, baby.
Twink gang.
Twink boys.
Yeah, twink boys.
You're not a twink, bro.
Yeah.
No, you're not.
I don't even know that.
That's an otter, bro.
That's not bear.
No, you're a beefcake.
Beefcake cake.
Yeah, you're a beefcake, dude.
Beefcake, boys.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All day.
Okay, so what is the deal?
Angelina Jolie?
What are we doing with her?
I just can't believe she's acting like this with no heavies.
You know what I mean?
She doesn't talk to her dad, John Boyt.
She doesn't respect Calf.
She said earlier.
She doesn't like good men.
That's what it is.
She keeps running all these men out of her life, bro.
She keeps running all these men out of her life.
Watch what happens with Maddox.
Yo.
That's what she says.
It's a deep cut, bro.
Why do you know this?
You got to deep cut him, dog.
You don't know Maddox, bro?
That's the first one.
Where is he from?
I don't know.
Bodia?
You mean a Bodega?
Yeah, Bodega, Bodia.
Are any of them real?
Did you say what?
Are any of them real?
Imaginary.
All imaginary, bro.
It's funny because you know what I mean.
Are there any she can't give back?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That she got received, bro.
I think they had two real ones, though, right?
Yeah.
That looked like them.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm assuming the whites.
Shiloh and Vivian.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mark, the white ones.
Well, no, because you can adopt a white kid.
I didn't know you could do that.
No, you can't.
I can't do that, dog.
You want to know some internalized racist shit I did the other day?
So, my buddy from Florida, Christoph, he has an adopted sister.
And he told me for all these years.
He's like, yeah, my sister's adopted.
My sister adopted it.
And he thought that.
And I met her one day.
And she was white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she had red hair.
And I was like, yo, Christoph's parents are racist, bro.
He would be too with a name like Christoph.
That sounded like some of them.
I was like, your parents adopted some lazy ass shit.
Just have the kid.
You don't fucking go out and buy one that looks just like.
Come on, bro.
That's right.
Or do you think that they have complications?
I was happy that they got one.
They had one.
But sometimes it takes a lot to get.
One and done, maybe.
Yeah.
But yeah, I was like, I didn't know you could adopt white ones.
That's sick.
Yeah.
And also, Christoph looked like he'd be chewing on her fucking uterus and shit.
He could have fucked that thing up on the way out, right?
Yo, free Christoph.
Christoph, we love you, homie.
We love you.
Christoph is so funny because he'd be pretending that he's awkward.
Nah, he's a funny ass reading.
No, he's not.
He leans into that shit.
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He leans into, like, I'm awkward, but he's not.
He's actually regular as fuck.
Knows like mad, like slang.
Like, he's like plugged into the music and everything.
But he fronts like he's awkward because it gets him out of a social interaction that he might not want to be in.
That's brilliant.
It is brilliant, but it's also like, cut that shit out.
Like, cut that.
I know you're not awkward.
I know you're not awkward.
You're regular, son.
You regular.
Son, smile, son.
Motherfucker don't smile.
How you getting pissed off when people do that shit, bro?
Like, you know, a Lingon?
Yeah.
A Lingon, I'm watching him at the cell the other night, and he's fucking funny, bro.
Like, he's got great stuff.
Shout out to Lingon Mija.
Hilarious, bro.
And he's so on stage normal.
Yeah.
Like, he's so normal and charming.
And like, he's just so like fun to be around.
Like, the audience is just lapping it up.
And I'm like, fake this shit around me when I talk to you at the table.
I want this energy with me.
Don't just stare at me like I'm speaking to you in fucking Swahili or some shit.
I need you faking this.
You know how like comics are always on all the time.
Keep it on, Christopher.
Keep it on, a Lingon.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Real talk.
Am I wrong?
And he, yo, he's great at being a person for 15 minutes at a time.
Son, it is.
He's, I'm watching this guy.
I'm like, there's no way.
Well, some people don't.
Oh, no, if you know him well enough, you see, like, I'm like, oh, I think you can see the moments where he's trying to be a human being.
Yeah.
And he's like getting real close.
He's getting real close, but he's had to work on that for me.
Keep it up.
Work.
Work.
You better work, dude.
Practice around me.
You better work.
I mean that, dude.
Like, I think we have to try a little hard.
Like, stop falling back into who you are as a person.
Effort.
This is a joke that I always try to do about the pigeon toe people.
Yeah.
It's like, you're not.
It's a choice.
You're making a fucking choice to look stupid.
Stupid.
What?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
That's that's valid.
Where's the flaw in that?
You're making a choice to look like an idiot.
You can't just bop.
You can't try that.
It's literally just opening them up.
You can't try that.
What's wrong?
Your bones grew incorrectly?
What is that?
No, it's not.
I'm the same shit fat girls are.
I have thicker bones.
No, you don't.
If you eat crazy pieces, if your shit look like that, even then you can.
Like, if it's an obtuse angle?
Even if you have a club foot, I think you can fix it.
Stretch it a little.
What's a club foot?
A club foot?
Yeah.
It's like Kaiser Soza.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Got you.
The shit that you just drag around.
He fixed that shit mad easy.
Easily, right?
He made a fucking choice.
Get a lacrosse ball.
He made a choice.
He got found not guilty one time.
That shit straightened right up.
Work it out a little.
You got some tightness.
All right, guys.
All right, guys.
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