Sha'Carri Richardson and Brendan Schaub dissect the Prefontaine Classic, debating her "sixth-fastest" claim amidst Hurricane Henry while contrasting running's simplicity with Michael Johnson's technique. They analyze UFC fighter pay disparities, Jake Paul's intervention against Tyron Woodley, and Mike Tyson's exhibition conspiracy theories alongside LeBron James' alleged doping. The conversation shifts to Drake's ghostwriting needs, Kanye West's mental health savant status, and OnlyFans' financial future under banking pressure, concluding that authenticity drives success whether in comedy, combat sports, or digital content creation. [Automatically generated summary]
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Hurricane Henry Stranded00:12:36
What's up, everybody?
And welcome to the Flagrant Sup podcast.
We're recording this because of Hurricane Henry out of the illustrious Thick Boy Studios in Calabasas, California.
I'm sitting here with the one and only the thick boy himself.
We got Brendan Schaub and the motherfucking Philly.
Hey, thank you so much for taking us in.
We are hurricane victims.
You are right now.
We're stranded.
We're refugees.
Refugees.
We are refugees.
There's really no difference between us and like an Afghan baby handed to a soldier.
Henry, Taliban, same shit.
It's the exact same shit.
I'm here.
I got Alex Mead.
I got Mark Gagnon in the building.
We got the Truffle.
Miles is even here.
And then you got a skinny boy.
Yeah, that's a Taliban.
I'm going to call you Twink Boy.
We got Twink Boy.
It's just like the Taliban up here.
No women.
No.
Yeah, you need to stay away.
You need to have nobody.
Nobody working.
You're not even allowed to have your social media.
Listen, Brendan, Brendan said to me, can we say this?
How's that whiskey, bro?
Too good.
Too good.
I told you it's heavy proof there, man.
It's 100 proof.
We out here, bro.
Listen, you know, Shaw was just about to sound off on Shakari Richardson, man.
You know what I mean?
What's the deal?
What do you think the issue is there?
What's going on, huh?
Listen, she's a very attractive lady.
I'm actually a fan, but I thought it was weird.
Did you see the nipple piercings?
No, really?
What?
Oh, she's a freak.
Am I making that up?
You're thinking of Cuomo.
Sorry, Cuomo.
You're thinking of Como.
My bad.
Yeah, yeah.
But with her, right?
So she makes this big fuss about smoking weed, right?
Yeah.
Whether it's performance enhance or not, you're the one that did it.
You know the rules.
Yeah.
So you got to live with what they gave to you.
And then she was like, damn, and everyone's like, this is such a shame.
She should have been in a race.
And the whole time, like, I know a little about tracking.
I'm like, well, she wouldn't even finish top five.
So you knew that going into it.
I figured everybody did.
I was gassed up.
I thought she was the fastest woman on the planet.
I even said it on a podcast.
I was like, I said it on a podcast.
I was like, the fastest woman.
You got hustled.
So I had mad Jamaicans in the DMs.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about, boy?
The Jamaicans were like, what?
Yeah.
And then, you know, they did this, whatever.
Prifontaine classic.
Yeah, she got lit smoked and still talked shit.
Yeah, she was like, I'm the sixth fastest woman ever.
Should have beats by Dre.
And even Dre was like, damn, man.
It's like, how did you not look into this?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's weird because, like, running is one of those sports where I don't think you could have a bad day like that.
No, you're fast, you're fast.
Yeah, it's just like you're running.
Yeah.
You know, as I understand, like, basketball, like, maybe there's something off with your shot, but like, running is just running.
Like, that's the one thing you can control.
Exactly.
Straight line.
Right?
It's like, if you're injured, you can't run.
But if you're not injured, you don't run a second slower.
And then also, everyone's like, right?
Then, Mark, why are you looking at me like I'm saying something?
But people say that running's more technical than that.
The fuck is more technical.
You just run.
She's running in a straight line.
Yeah, well, you got to come off the block with power.
You got to have your timing right.
You got to have your stride right.
That's what that's going to be.
Keep talking.
Keep talking.
I read it on Reddit.
Okay.
They said that's how you got to, that's how you win.
No, What?
I want you to keep explaining running because as you explain it, you're going to lose confidence in your gun.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just putting one leg in the front of the body.
Every Olympic sport is extremely technical.
Not every Olympic sport.
Running is not technical at all.
It's just running.
You're either fast or not fast.
How much do you think Usain Bolt really trained?
A lot.
Not a lot.
You ever see him run the 40 when he was at the combine?
They're like, hey, will you running?
He's like, I really don't want him, man.
I'm like seven bears deep.
Like, just run a 40.
He's in sweats and shit.
He's like, all right, let me try it out.
Ran like a 3-9.
There you go.
Wow.
Didn't even warm up.
It was like, all right.
That's what years of technique and training will do, I guess.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Technique and training.
Okay.
So Shakari comes in ninth.
And what I was pissed off about is she like dropped out of the 200.
Did you guys see that?
Yeah.
That's some soft shit.
Just say you're injured.
Fake an injury.
Like, remember Michael Johnson?
You remember the Michael Johnson?
The runner?
He had the gold clean neck.
What was it?
Lotcom long neck.
Why do you call him long?
He had a really long neck.
Michael Johnson?
Yeah, he had a long neck.
Look him up.
No, yeah, long neck, dog.
It's pretty long.
We got video?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
We got video.
Hold on.
We got a little bit.
He's going for his long neck.
I don't know if he was long long.
Look at him long neck.
That's that white kid is like a meme.
There's also that guy.
There's that guy, but he wasn't fast.
Okay, let's see.
This guy's neck.
He had a neck on him, man.
While running.
Show up.
I don't think he had a long neck at all.
Show up, he had a very regular.
He had a short neck.
No, look at his neck there.
Look at him.
No, no, go up.
Yeah.
Look at his neck right there.
That's not a long neck for you.
That's a long neck.
I'm pushing him.
I'm reaching.
Are you going down the one with the longest?
You tell me that's it.
Yo, I'll say as long if you say running technical.
Okay.
If you bail me out, I'll bail you out.
All right, let's go.
Dude, that's a long ass technical thing.
I'm imagining that like some tribal woman with the rings around her fucking shoulders, but not this.
This is a regular ass.
Hey, if I'm trying to remember my long neck, I remember that.
No, no, no.
Dude, you just made something up right now.
You said I used to call him long neck.
There's no way.
I've never ever seen him.
That's what I called him long neck.
Yeah.
I've never ever called him either long neck.
I don't know where that came from.
Anyway, that dude, I think he was like, he raced some guy in the 150.
It was like, who's going to be the fastest person on the planet?
And once he found out that the guy was smoking him, he just pulled up and like a hammy.
Yeah.
No, dude.
If you want to get out, you say mental health problems.
No one, no one functions.
So you don't have any empathy for mental health, bro?
Zero.
Anti-specific.
No, I'm not anti-vaxx.
But, bro, if you're in your anti-vaxxer.
No, I'm vaccinated, dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am.
I'm vaccinated.
The whole crew is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which one'd you get?
Moderna?
You said Modello?
He said Modello, bro.
I really think he said Modello.
Describing furniture, bro.
I got the Modello, Johnson Johnson.
This is rule number one of a fake guy.
I got three of them.
I got the one where you get three shots.
You got the Moderna.
Yeah, man.
And that was the one.
Okay, good, good, good.
But you don't think that it should be mandatory?
No, you would do what you wouldn't, what you want to do, man.
Yeah, yeah.
If you're in shape and shit.
But what about going out to dinner?
Like, don't you want to go out to dinner?
And sometimes they had say you got to get vax to do it.
That's why you're back.
You can't do that, though.
Yeah, but you're allowed.
Yeah, you're allowed to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let me ask you this question.
Are you on that fucking test right now?
No, what's up, dog?
I'm juicy.
This is natural or right?
This is all natural.
I don't know, dude.
I've been in the weight room since fourth grade, bro.
Fourth grade?
This is different.
This is hardware dedication.
What's up, dude?
I think you're on that fucking test.
Dude, guys like us are as natural.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Fuck up.
I feel bad because I didn't notice Mark got swole.
So Mark, when we first picked him up, this was a couple years ago.
I guess he was a skinny kid, but he always had the super fatty.
He has an ass on him.
He's got a fucking tailpiece.
He's back, bro.
Prove it.
What's up, bro?
Bring it up, Mark.
Bring it out.
That ain't bad at all.
He got a little thing on you, bro.
He got a little soccer ass.
He looked like a gymnast.
Yeah, you do.
Come on, bro.
Come and buddy.
You and Theo both have asses.
Theo gots a tailpiece on him.
He does.
He does.
But Theo's like built for it.
I don't know.
Theo's just weird.
Theo's is like.
He's like a raptor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It looks weird.
It doesn't look like it.
It's not weird.
It almost looks fake.
But his back smokes.
He's got a mullet and it kind of goes into it.
Yeah, exactly.
He's all stagnant.
Everything's behind him.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But so what happened is he was always kind of like thick in the legs, and then he started working out for like a year straight.
Recently.
Recently.
And he's fucking, he's on creatine.
Is that PEDs?
That's pretty much PEDs, don't you think?
That's legal.
You can't trust me.
You can get creatine and steaks, but you can get creating fucking swole.
And it didn't motivate you, motherfuckers.
When one of them is.
I'm saying, bro.
Yeah, I can't do one pull-up.
He said he had the weightlifting belt.
You know those motherfuckers?
He had the weightlifting.
Oh, you were the belt.
No, he had the belt.
And you know how it hangs so you could do like a pull-up.
Yeah.
He had a fucking five-pound weight hanging off.
I was doing high rev. Not stop it.
It wasn't even one of the circle ones.
It was one of the magenta colored ones.
The girls are the fucking weights.
I was at those struggles.
I was at Planet Vendors.
I was at Planet Venus.
We started making fun of him for it.
And then he started to make us feel bad.
He goes, Well, you have to start somewhere.
I hated you for that.
Come on, bro.
I'm just going to give him Orlando.
I'm just trying to beze, man.
It's great.
All I'm saying is, I think that you're both on something, bro.
Yeah.
I think you're on some.
I expect that, though, because that's what people, you know.
Oh.
So you're throwing up 500 pounds, bro.
I woke up like this, dog.
Stop.
I'm like your dog.
I am.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
Bro, you got pecs and shit now, man.
Yeah, I got that.
Listen, I've always been big.
Since you've grown, I've been big.
Remember, I thought you were Mexican?
I don't even think you're Mexican no more.
What do you think I am?
I don't know, but you worked out of it.
You done worked out of here Mexican, dog.
He's thick boys.
He's super Mexico.
Bro, used to be super Mexi.
And then now, I don't know what is he?
What is he now?
He's thick boy.
You are thick boy.
He used to be, you know, Spit Boy.
Like a sword.
Can I say that?
Am I allowed to say that?
With three C's.
You got to put out the Spit Boy merch.
They're going to appreciate it.
I'm not bleeping anything.
Don't believe a single thing.
No, am I allowed to say it?
Brandon Kinco sign if I'm allowed to say it.
My girl's Mexican.
She is Mexican.
100% born and raised.
So do I get it?
Does she think you were?
I think so.
100%.
That's what got her in the door.
And she's like, really?
You don't speak any Spanish?
I'm like, nope.
All right.
Just tanny around, Doug.
All right.
Just making sure.
We are going to bleep all of that.
Family.
No, she's cool with it.
She's 100% tall.
Okay, make it work.
Are you just white?
Yeah, Canadian.
Look at this fucking kid.
When you're white, what else would he be?
What else would you have to do?
You never met an Argentinian.
You know, I don't, but yeah, I could be.
You ever met a white guy with an ass?
You ever met a white guy with an ass?
That's what I'm saying.
I got you.
Motherfucker, you don't got cakes now?
I got some cakes.
Yeah, what's up, dog?
But still, like, yo, be careful throwing that S word around, dog.
White guys get canceled.
He's good.
You're not.
No, he said it.
He's Puerto Rican.
He's allowed to say those things.
No, he can say, he can get what it, man.
You can say whatever.
You can say whatever you want.
No, you can't say Asian shit.
Ooh, I don't black people say Asian.
Did you just do an accent?
Not at all.
No, just dare you.
He literally just went, You did say that.
Tony, that's Tanelling.
That's cool, man.
Be cool, dog.
Shout out to Tony, bro.
Yeah, I love that.
Tony is back, bro.
Tony's crushing it.
Somehow, the other dude got canceled.
Yeah, because they found out he's a frog.
He was a complete fraud setup.
It was awful.
But how funny is that?
Like, you think that you're going to be the canceler, and then all of a sudden, people are like, nah, you're not working here.
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Now let's get back to the show.
Shoot, bro.
What's up, bro?
It's good to see you, man.
You too, man.
Thank you so much.
I'm proud of you, man.
What did I tell you before we went on there?
I said, in 12 months, I bet you play Mad Square Garden.
We're going to do the Garden, bro.
I'd bet a lot of money on that.
Any takers out there, hit me up.
We're going to do the garden.
I'm a betting man, too.
You got to pull up if we do the garden because you played a huge part in all this.
You think?
A lot of people don't realize that.
You put me on and you put me on to Joe.
Yep.
You put me on out here.
You introduced me to like a crazy amount of people when I did Fighter and Kid.
And you, yeah, you put the.
Joe's.
You're the only comic where you're doing the main room and Joe was doing a set in the OR.
I'm like, you got to see my boy Andrew.
He's like, really?
I'm like, I'm telling you, dude.
He's like a Bill Burr mix.
Like, he's like a new age Bill Burr, man.
He's fire.
He's like, I got to go.
I'm like, dude, just give me 10 minutes.
Just give me 10 minutes.
And he was just back there watching.
I was like, told ya.
And the next thing I know, boom, we got the text.
But yeah, so I owe you a huge debt of gratitude, man, for that.
I really appreciate it.
Yeah, you would have made it no matter what.
I mean, I want 10%, but yeah.
Yeah, you're going to get it.
You deserve it.
You deserve it.
You're going to need it to pay for the rent in this fucking studio.
There's 20 freaking rooms, bro.
It is the fucking compound here.
It's unbelievable.
Now you're changing the game, man.
What you're doing at your shows, at the theaters, and stuff.
Like, it's just, it's just, nobody's doing it.
We're having fun.
We want to have the best fucking show.
These guys are absolutely great.
You know, and we all collaborate and come up with a lot of people.
The whole squad performs too?
Kind of.
Well, at the end, we get everybody out there.
It's, you know, it's more than a show.
So, Mark and I perform.
Your boy, Derek Poston.
Yeah, that's the one.
He's been on the shows as well.
He was a door guy at the comic store.
And then Brom on the Road with me.
He's a monster.
Funny motherfucker.
D's a monster.
Funny motherfucker.
He's been great.
He's been crazy.
I can step his fashion up, but he's a monster.
We got his passion up.
They took him over to kids.
He's got that shit haircut.
His haircut.
His hair's still shitty.
Yeah.
I mean, he wears hats.
We got him wearing hats.
We got him wearing hats.
But now he's been looking good on stage.
He's a monster, man.
Yeah.
He's talented.
No, he's so funny.
So he's been there, and he's a great hang, too.
The best.
That's the thing a lot of people realize.
Like, being a good hanger.
That's everything.
Bro, it's so good.
On the road?
It's such a good thing.
You're annoying?
He's a good hang.
And also the energy, like, like, there's being excited about something.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe I'm jaded, but I'm like older.
So I'm always like, I'm in the game a while.
I'm thinking about what else we got to do.
What are the crazy ideas we're going to put together, et cetera?
And then having somebody who's in the game and like really excited to experience all these things.
Yes.
You start living vicariously through their excitement.
Because it's normal to you.
But what you're doing is not normal.
Like you, it's the level you're at.
Yeah.
And to Derek, it's like, holy, it'll let you know like you're doing something.
Yeah.
Like we had a guy.
I'm going to say what show.
We had a show where like, hey, can you give this guy some time, just 10 minutes?
And my guys are killers.
Like, like David Lucas, Chappelle, they're killers.
Like, we only hang around killers.
So that's all we know.
And we just assume that's the level.
And someone might do a joke and it doesn't go well.
And we're like, we'll make fun of them, whatever.
You know, it goes.
And then we had this guy who's not part of the crew do 10 minutes and eat dick.
I've got all the guys together.
I'm like, I want you to watch this.
This is good for everybody because he's eating dick.
Because we're all used to these monsters.
Yeah.
Like, there's levels, man.
So it's good to see this.
Yeah, yeah.
The guy ate all the dicks.
Really?
It was the best.
Which show?
Can't tell you.
I don't want him to see this.
He knows.
Yeah.
He knows.
It just wasn't our vibe.
Like, if you tune to a hip-hop station and class goes on, you'd be pissed.
You'd be a little bit.
That's what it was.
He might be better in a different crowd, but with ours, it didn't work.
You know what?
And don't get me wrong.
Like, there are certain crowds where if Jean Leanne Garofilo is killing, I'm going to bomb.
Like, that's my litmus test.
I went to a show once and she was just murdering.
It was like some Brooklyn show.
And I was like, yeah, this shit ain't going to go well.
And boy, did it not.
I opened up for Miss Pat at all.
I didn't know.
I opened up for Matt.
Oh, in Miami.
Miami.
When you came through Miami.
Yeah.
And you know, and then you ducked us motherfucker.
Not at all.
Well, you're like, dude, stay for Sunday.
I'm like, who works Sundays, bro?
We're working Sunday now.
Well, it's just this special occasion in general.
I'd never work Sundays.
I'm a family man.
So I went to Miss Pat's show.
I didn't know it was.
I didn't know Mrs. Pats was.
Sounds good.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
I like that a lot.
I don't like that.
It does not work on Sunday.
It's like the Steve Jobs over there, man.
It's like working at Apple.
Yeah, Mrs. Pat's crowd was like, I didn't know.
You know, she's like a female version of Joey Diaz.
She's younger.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know that.
I didn't know that.
Her crowd was predominantly black.
I went out there first three, four minutes.
I'm eating all the dicks.
Really?
And then finally, I found my footing, recovered, and then she got in safe and just made fun of me for being white and all this shit.
I was like, God dog.
But that's not my crowd.
Yeah.
Sometimes there's maybe a crowd.
But then there's sometimes it's like you could transcend that shit.
Like, I always think of like Ryan Hamilton.
Do you know Ryan Hamilton is the comic?
No.
Like, he's clean.
He's Mormon.
He is like.
He's a New York guy.
He's originally from Idaho, and then he moved to New York and kind of like made his bones in New York.
And this guy, he's so fucking funny, great storyteller.
But I've seen, they put him on the ethnic show, I think, for the JFL Festival.
Like they purposely put him in these scenarios where he shouldn't win.
He does well.
Bro, he just fucking crushes.
And he's like, he's so authentically himself.
That's what it is.
People fuck with it.
Yeah.
He doesn't pretend to be anything else.
He's just him.
And he knows who he is.
Yes.
And they see him.
And he's got one of these things where, like, he looks like who he is.
Like, you know how sometimes people speak, and they're like, even me, like, if you hear me speaking, it might not match up to like what you think I look like.
Or even you see my name.
You're like, Andrew Schultz.
Okay.
You're just going to be a 5'8 Jewish guy.
And then I come out.
I'm like, all right, I'm like 6'2 ⁇ .
I'm using fucking slang and shit.
It's different.
So, but he looks like what he is.
Like, he's just like that perfect package like that.
And dude, I'm telling you, people are fucking crying.
And clean, too.
Yeah.
And usually I don't give a fuck if people are clean.
And I hate when people add it as a caveat.
Like, I'm a clean comic.
It's like, oh, suck a dick.
When the fuckers are clean.
But, dude, he is, it's one of those things.
Like, if there's something truly authentic, and I bet you that's what happened with those jokes.
I bet you hit some jokes in your set, and later they're like, oh, these jokes are actually.
These are truly authentic things.
The biographer was there.
He's like, man, I was sweating those first two minutes.
Oh, shit, me too.
Dude, there ain't nothing like all-black crowd when you're bombing.
I was sweating.
That's the thing.
Like, all black crowd when you're killing, you will think that you were born to do this.
Correct.
You're Kevin Harden.
Bro, it is unbelievable.
Bad.
Oh, dude.
If you're doing bad, it's rough.
If you're doing bad, it's super rough.
Oh, booze.
I'll let you know.
The keys, bro.
Jingling the keys and shit.
Have you had that?
Does that happen to you?
Yeah.
No, in Orlando?
I told you the story where I did, I did a spa in Orlando.
It was like a soul.
It's like a soul kitchen, like just like black food, and it's just a black room.
And they do this thing where they have a shark on a track.
So when you're doing stand-up, if you're bombing, they throw the shark at you.
That's fantastic.
And it hits you on stage.
And if it hits you, you got to get off.
So I'm up there like six months into comedy.
I'm on stage and it's like packed.
Like people everywhere.
Like the first two comics, my buddies, they killed.
And then I go up and two minutes in, I'm like sweating.
I like feel like my feet inside my shoes.
Like I'm just bombing so bad.
And in the, over the inner comma here, dun him.
I was like, God.
Shark came down.
Kill me, bro.
I was like three minutes in.
Yeah, we don't play that shit.
It's so true.
Hollow.
It's so true.
Kids getting fucking.
Suddenly, child, bro.
So not just sad.
Like, dude, at the garden, too, that would happen.
Sometimes a kid would come out during like halftime to do their talent.
And motherfuckers would come back with popcorn in their hand, just boom, little kernels of popcorn popping out their mouth.
They didn't even chew it.
He's nine years old.
Just destroyed his dream.
Sometimes they have the little kids play, like, they hoop.
Yeah.
They hoop like during halftime, right?
And you just supposed to support.
Yeah, no matter what.
Bro, there was this girl that crossed up this dude.
It was like a young girl crossed up the dude.
Son, people were losing it.
Quit!
Stop playing.
They could never do the make-a-wish kid at like a black football game.
You know what I mean?
They put the kid with cancer out there.
They'd be like, nah, we're tackling this motherfucker.
People in the audience are like, get him.
What's wrong with you?
Hello.
He's not even running fast.
He's seven years old.
Get that kid.
No, it's a different energy, man.
It's so true.
It's so true.
But I will say, like, you need black folks at the show because they set the tone for the energy.
Right?
Like, they set the tone for we're going to act however the fuck we feel.
Like if we love a joke, we're going to be clapping.
We're on.
And everyone vibes off.
Everybody's like, oh, oh, we could really get it.
It's okay.
It's okay to have fun.
It's okay to enjoy ourselves.
So, yeah, you got to have it.
You got to find a mix, man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But Shikari, I think that I think she'll be back.
She'll be fine.
She'll be back.
She'll be fine.
She'll be driving Uber.
They're going to win gold, but yeah.
Yeah, do you think she'll actually keep competing?
I was joking.
I think it's a wrap for her.
But actually, I think she might be the highest paid track star of the last five years.
Not now.
Not now.
That road sailed.
You think so?
Why?
Why?
She's still got the Nike contracts.
Oh, shit goes away.
Because now they're like, oh, damn, she's six fastest.
Like, sixth fastest?
Ninth.
No one gives a ninth ninth.
I think they know one, like, with this one race.
They didn't, though.
They didn't, though.
What do you mean?
I think they assumed that she was going to, oh, she missed.
Why did they even?
She was going to get us gold.
Yeah, now there's all this pressure on her.
I think, yeah, I'm with you.
I think she's fucked.
I don't know.
I think she continues to do it.
I think she can do it.
I think the weed shit was the best thing that ever happened to her.
Why?
Because now she's on the map.
Like, if she went to Tokyo and got second, third, didn't place, like, it just would be a non-story.
Like, there's an American kid that got second in the men's 100-meter.
I don't know who he is.
I don't know his name.
I don't know.
I know nothing about him.
I didn't know she was.
Yeah, me neither.
She got crazy press, and now she's like in the ether.
Like, she's in the ecosystem.
Exactly.
Now she's doing Conor McGregor type antics, like, shit talking after the thing.
I use shit talk after the shit.
But the same thing with Connor Craig.
You got to win, but you got to win.
Fair.
Oh, can we talk about you're you have a good perspective on this with the Connor thing.
Do you find his energy to be way different now?
It seems desperate now.
It doesn't seem like it's I'm a big Connor dick rider too.
But now I'm like, oh, bro, please stop.
Like when he's going after all these guys, I'm like, bro, you haven't won a fight in five years?
Is that it?
Is he just like, I feel like the game is passing me by?
So he's just trying to reestablish.
Stay relevant and like notices in all the headlines still.
Non-stop.
Yeah.
So it's just insecurity.
It's really sad.
Because if you would have won that last one, all right, do your thing, man.
That's what you do.
But when you don't win, like, it's not cute anymore.
Yeah.
That is true.
Like, if you have the bravado, you need to back it up with victory.
You know, it's like, and, and, and what happens is we come around.
Like, initially, bravado and victory, people are a little annoyed.
And then if you keep on winning, it's like, oh, no, that motherfucker's the truth.
And that's what happened with Connor.
That's what happened with Connor.
That's what happened with Floyd.
That's what happened with all these motherfuckers.
And then you catch a couple L's and you keep that same bravado.
Yep.
It's almost like you need to transition to humility after you go on top.
Yep.
Because that will take like the ride down to.
What's like what's going on with Jake Paul right now?
Go, Like with Jake Paul, like they're like, come on, this YouTuber.
And then you see him starch Nae Robinson.
He's like, God damn.
Yeah, yeah, he can't do it.
All right, there we go.
And then you see him starch Ben Asher.
You're like, all right, goddamn.
Now he's fighting Woodley.
And the thing about Jake Paul is everyone gives him a lot of flack.
But what he's doing for fighters pay and bringing light to it, no other fighter's ever done it.
Never.
At his level.
Never.
What did you make when you were fighting?
Shit.
When I fought, when I got knocked out by Noguera, I made 16 and 16.
But so it's 16 to show 16 if you win.
So I flew to Brazil, got beat, got paid 16 grand, had to pay taxes in Brazil, had to pay taxes in America, pay my management, pay for my camp, might have walked out with $6,000.
And I was the co-main event on the biggest pay-per-view of the year.
Holy shit.
Okay, other times that you got paid?
Most I ever made was probably...
Crow cop.
Crow cop, I made 14 and 14, and I didn't even get knocked out of the night.
Wow.
I made 28 grand.
He made a million flat.
He made a million.
I mean, rightfully so, though.
He's a legend.
No, he's a legend.
So you weren't supposed to beat that guy.
Like, were they offering you up as food?
No, it's just that because I came off the ultimate fighter, so my contract, I had like a real shitty contract.
Did you ever make big money?
Never.
That's crazy than me.
I made more in a month now than I did in an entire year fighting the UFC.
So how did you make money?
I didn't.
I was living in a one-bedroom studio.
When my girl met me, I was in a one-bedroom studio.
So it wasn't until podcasting?
No, not until podcasting and stand-up until I started making legit money.
Really?
Like, I couldn't buy a house when I was fighting the UFC on a chance.
Wow, that's so weird.
I always thought that you made a grip fighting.
Oh, not even close.
That's the thing.
People think because of my popularity now, it's from the UFC, but I was never like, I'd never headlined a card.
I was good.
I was ranking the top 10, but I was never like a huge star.
My fame came after the, my fan base came after the fact, came from podcast and stand-up.
But every like, especially hater comics, like, oh, it's just because he's in the UFC.
It doesn't work like that.
No, I didn't.
Comedy don't work like that.
Yeah, no, I didn't know you would be like, you know, like an elite, elite, elite fighter or something like that.
But I thought that you had built up this like fan base from fighting and then transition that.
But really, it was built up through podcasting.
All firing the kid.
All firing the kid.
Wow.
My entire fan base.
Son, that's crazy.
16 grand to fight?
I wouldn't fight for 16 grand now.
Oh, no.
I mean, I wouldn't drive to Pasadena for 16 grand right now.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like in that traffic?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on.
But here's the weird thing about the UFC is like, they.
I don't know.
Like, I think it's just brilliant.
So, like, their marketing's brilliant.
Like, the way that they get up on Instagram, I follow the Instagram accounts, and all of a sudden, I start caring about a fighter a week before.
Like, they know exactly what they're doing.
They're the best.
They take a few knockouts, and you're like, oh, this guy's actually good.
He's going to be, he's going to be a fucking superstar.
He's going to be.
Everybody else is WNBA compared to the UFC.
It's unbelievable.
Everybody else.
Not even close.
And I'm not faulting.
I have no issue with what they pay the fighters.
Nothing.
That's not my job.
That's on the fighters.
Yeah, yeah.
But I guess what I'm trying to say is, like, do they need to take the lion's share of the money so that they can pay for all these marketing costs?
No, not at all.
Oh, so it's really just.
They just had the biggest quarter ever.
They made $2 billion or some shit.
Okay.
So that's...
And like their ESPN deal?
Yeah.
Like, they're fat and happy.
They could definitely pay the fighters.
But if you're...
And they should, that's probably the right thing to do.
But if you're Steve Jobs and you're working for Apple and say he's alive, would you move your headquarters and your manufacturing to Texas so it's American-made?
Or are you going to keep paying these fucking Chinese people and basically slave labor two cents to make an iPhone so you get all the profits?
Like, if I'm Dana, I'm not changing shit.
There's no reason to.
And it's weird.
It's like almost, I don't know.
An interesting thing happens.
It's like when you underpay people, they get really excited about the bonuses.
Oh, dude, when they start crying when they get 25 grand, I'm like, God, dog.
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I mean, they're putting their like lives on the line, and then they get like, give me the fight bonus or give me this, and like they make another 50 grand or whatever it is for winning or for knockout of the night, and they're losing it.
But it's really endearing as a viewer because you see somebody appreciate an amount of money that you, as an as an average casual person, would appreciate.
Like if somebody gave somebody who's a teacher, right, or a construction worker $50,000 that they didn't know.
They're a salary for the year.
They're working their ass.
So think about how relatable they are.
So you create this dynamic where the fighters are so relatable to the people that are watching the fighting.
If Floyd Mayberth is making $100 million, that's completely unrelatable.
Like, I don't even understand what you're going through.
I don't understand your excitement about money.
Do you know?
So I don't know if they did this on purpose, but in a weird way, it makes the fighters that much more exciting to the casual fan.
And that's fine.
The problem is, and I'm with you on that all the way.
Everything you said.
The only problem is it's like, and I have a lot of friends who are retired now, man.
Nothing.
So what if they did this?
CT, they have no CT and nothing.
They're holding fucking mitts at the UFC gym.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Making $12 an hour.
So what if they did, what if they did something like this?
What if they put money in?
I think like the NFL does this and like NBA.
I don't know if the NFA NBA does it, but like certain sports put money into like a like kind of like retirement fund for the fighters.
Well the NFL you get a stipend.
So if you got to play three years and certain amount of games, then you get a stipend for the rest of your life because you committed your entire life to that sport.
And they know what it does to you, right?
Correct.
So you'll see they're just.
But what if the UFC did that?
It was like, yo, this is we're going to keep paying you these things.
Everybody seems to be no reason for the UFC to because everyone keeps playing ball.
So like when they got together, the fighters union, they came to me like, hey, want you part of this?
Why don't you do all this?
I'm like, all right, let's see what happens.
And then trying to get the fighters together is like Wrangling Cats.
It's like trying to solve the homeless problems.
It's never going to happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like, unless you guys make, unless the homeless decide they won't be homeless, unless the fighters decide that, so you'd have to have Connor, Nate, Leon Edwards, and they're all the big boys so much money so they don't give a fuck.
No, they don't give a fuck.
So you'd have to have all the big boys goes, hey, unless you start paying everybody, we're not fighting.
But because they go, if let's say one dude goes, like Luke Rockhold right now, it's like they should pay us more.
The UFC is going to go, cool, don't fight.
We'll have this other guy fight.
And the other guy's chomping at least foaming at the dick to fight for 2020.
So there's never going to be a change ever.
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It is really interesting how they do that, man.
Like, they've created a brand that's so strong.
It's not really reliant on the talent.
Not anymore because they signed the SPN deal.
That was the worst thing for the fighters.
What do you mean by that?
Because before the model, when I was fighting, they predicated all their earnings on pay-per-view.
All their bank was off pay-per-view.
So the conversation was.
You're getting that guaranteed bread.
They don't care.
So when John Jones goes, I need more money.
I'm not finding you.
Good for you, fam.
Cool.
Don't fight.
We don't give a fuck.
We're still getting our ESPN Disney money.
Don't fight.
It's like baseball.
You know how you watch baseball games on ESPN or TBS or whatever, and there's nobody in the stands?
They don't give a fuck.
They don't give a fuck.
They got those advertising dollars coming in.
Oh, my God.
What a genius thing.
I mean, like, the John Jones thing was the most, I mean, like, brutally brilliant piece of marketing I've ever seen in terms of like brand marketing.
Like when John Jones was like, I'm not fighting unless this is for $20 million.
And then they literally put that motherfucker on ice and then said, okay, that's not going to fight.
That's what happens to everybody.
Everybody.
It's really unbelievable.
But it is cool because it creates that.
I mean, it's cool for you as a fan.
It's not cool for the fucking colours.
It's not cool for the fuckers.
Listen, these people risk their lives.
I want them to make all the fucking money.
I really want any content creator to make all the fucking money.
I absolutely do.
Like a fighter, you're going to only have a few years of this.
I would love if they put something aside so that they're okay.
If you put five years in at the UFC and your fucking face looks like the rest of your life, just at least some sort.
But $1,000 a week?
Social age.
Soldiers, though, like our soldiers, they deal with PTSD and all this stuff.
They should be set.
Cops should be set.
Yes.
Like these people that Hunter's life should be set.
You risk your life.
You shouldn't have to work for the rest of your life.
But they're not doing that.
Yeah.
That would be, I think that would, and I don't know how much money it would cost.
I mean, I'm not a fucking economist here, but like if they had some sort of like system set up for that, I mean, think about it.
Like they could be off the hook.
Andrew, but there's no screw, but there's no need to.
If you're Dana, he's like, what?
Why would I do that?
I don't have to do anything.
Yeah, So you need a Jake Paul to come in.
You need a Jake.
And that's the thing.
Like, you can hate on Jake Paul.
It's fine.
I get it.
But what he's doing for the fighters and speaking out at his notoriety, no one has ever done it.
But he's not doing it because he cares about that.
A little bit, because I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Exactly.
I know if I talk the shit.
I know.
Listen, I'm not him, but I know if I talk the shit, then Dana's going to clap back and I can use that beef.
It's like the Takashi method.
I'm going to talk some shit.
So people are going to talk shit about me.
Now I got some beef and let's drum a bad.
Yes and no, because I work for Showtime.
So when Jake Paul decided to fight for Showtime on this fight that he has next Sunday against Woodley, which doing a fight campaign for, when he's fighting Woodley, on that card, he said, I want to make sure everybody's getting paid.
Now this, he didn't say that publicly or nothing.
He went, the female fighting, who's the co-main event, and then Tommy Furry's fighting.
He's like, how much are they getting paid?
And checked off like, you have to pay him this amount of money if I'm going to fight for you.
Oh, wow.
I mean, and that's not, that's not public.
No, no, no.
That's class.
That's a class move.
But also, like, he made his bed.
Now he got to sleep in it.
If you want to talk about it.
You're going to have to pay the motherfuckers that are fighting on your card.
No, you don't.
It's not.
I don't know.
Dana's going to go, well, I looked at how much you're paying the guy on.
And Jake's going to be like, it's not a Jake Paul promotion, motherfucker.
It is a Jake Paul promotion.
But it's a Jake Paul.
It's a Jake Paul.
It's a Showtime production.
But it's a Jake Paul fight.
If your headline in the card is a Jake Paul fight.
Yeah, but it's not up to him to pay them.
Like, it doesn't come out of his.
He could be criticized.
He's leaving himself open.
I disagree.
You don't think so?
Yeah.
I think he's leaving himself open because I don't think he's just a worker on the card.
I think he's like a partner on the card.
I think if it's your card, it's your pay-per-view.
You dictate who's on it.
He's going to have his friends and training partners on the card.
Like, he has a lot of say on what happens on that card, right?
Like, I think some of his training partners are even on it.
So, you think Dana would be like, well, you didn't pay your guys.
100%.
Dana's not going to say shit.
You tell me Dana's going to be like, is going to bring up fighter pay than somebody else?
Maybe Dana wouldn't, but somebody else would come out and be like, somebody not important.
Who's going to do it?
Some troll for Dana?
Some UFC spokesperson.
Maybe Ariel pops up.
You know what I mean?
Maybe show up.
Maybe show up.
I won't at all.
Maybe Andrew Scholz.
Maybe Andrew Scholarship.
Maybe it's Andrew Schultz.
Maybe it is me.
No, I mean, I think it's good that he wants them to get paid.
Like, let motherfuckers get paid.
It's just an interesting thing.
Like, the UFC is.
The interesting thing about Jake Paul is all this crossover, like, YouTuber versus this real fighter, it all stops if he gets starched on Sunday.
All this goes away.
So enjoy it right now.
Because if he gets starched next Sunday, it's over.
Bro.
It's over.
This fun ride, Ron, is done.
But no matter what happens, he's fucking brilliant.
Do you know them?
I do.
They're great.
I know Logan more than Jake.
Me too.
I'm close with Logan.
I know Jake a little bit, but they're brilliant.
They're busy.
They are fucking brilliant.
Yes.
And that's why I fuck with him.
That's why I stick up for him for that.
And Jake's, and I haven't really, I mean, I've spoken to Jake maybe one time, but like, I respect what he's done, and I respect his ability to exist with people hating him.
Yes.
A lot of people can't go through that.
A lot of people can't sit in the fucking pocket.
And most people need to be liked.
They need to be told that they're great.
They're amazing, et cetera.
That motherfucker goes out and says, you could hate me and hate my ass right to the bank.
And that's exactly what he's doing.
Correct.
I think the only fuck-up he's made in this whole boxing thing is picking Tyron because, unfortunately, I don't think people care enough about Tyron.
So Jake has to care.
I disagree.
You think people care?
Yes.
You're talking about a former, he's a UFC Hall of Famer.
He'll be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
He's regarded as one of the best welterweights to ever do it.
He also has good knockouts in the UFC.
The thing you got to realize about, like, who would you want him to fight?
Let's start there.
Personality.
Just fight personality.
Ben Askrin?
Nate Diaz.
I mean, Nate, I want him to fight any Diaz.
It's not happening.
But it up.
I want to fight.
That fight's not happening.
Sure, sure, sure.
But I want to fight any Diaz.
I want to fight.
Askron was brilliant because Askin's a personality.
Askron promoted the fuck out of that fight.
Dude, Fight Week was Askron.
And Askron only.
He drove pay-per-views like crazy.
And he can't box, so it's a good matchup.
It was a perfect matchup.
So for who else?
So Diaz, and I'm going to.
Personality.
It just has to be personality.
Give me another guy.
Give me a name.
Name a personality.
Name somebody who could talk shit.
Sean O'Malley people talk about.
Sean O'Malley.
So you have Diaz, Sean O'Malley.
Keep going.
Mike Perry?
You like Mike Perry?
Good personality.
I would love Mike Penny.
Wouldn't that be great?
Those are fantastic.
Who else?
Yes.
Name another one.
Connor McGregor.
That'd be fun, right?
You like Connor?
I don't want to.
Him versus Connor would be fun.
I don't want to see a Connor fight.
So you guys just named all UFC guys.
So the way this works, those guys can't touch those fights.
It's against their contract.
It will never happen.
You're never going to see Nate Diaz.
You're never going to see Nick Diaz.
You're going to see Conor McGregor.
Unless Connor gets Dana in with the promotion and says, hey, I'm going to give you this percentage.
Allow me to take this fight.
That's how the Floyd fight worked.
Dana got paid.
Yeah, of course.
Paid, paid.
So like Nate, all these guys on UFC contracts, Dana would never let it happen.
So this is never going to happen.
Why not?
Never going to happen.
So the only reason Woodley and why Woodley's the perfect candidate is because he was released.
He's released.
And he's a former champion.
He has knockouts.
He's a Hall of Fame.
He's on paper.
And also, it's not a good fight for Jake.
Brendan.
He's on paper a good opponent.
You're saying he doesn't build the hype.
Exactly.
We don't need the hype.
Yes, we do.
We don't.
Yes, we do.
This is going to sell better than Ben Asker.
I'm curious.
Because he's a better fighter than Ben.
Ben can't box.
People don't care about in the fight community, which is going to buy this pay-per-view.
First of all, Jake's audience is going to buy it no matter what.
So that's there.
So check that box.
No, no, no.
The fight community.
The fight community wants to see Jake what makes people billionaires.
The casuals makes people billionaires.
Millions.
Jake has that.
Jake has that.
Jake has.
Millions and millions of subscribers.
They're all buying it.
Here's the thing: Jake has, he has the cash.
I don't know if the fight community, even the fight community, cares.
And it seems like I'm talking shit about Tyron.
I think Tyron is actually like a good guy, a nice guy.
He's great.
It's not his fault that he doesn't play into the social media antics.
But you're missing it, Schultz.
You're missing it.
No, no, no.
When he fought, was he a major pay-per-view draw?
No.
No.
Was he actually quite the opposite?
Were people not interested in his fights?
And don't get me wrong, he has some unbelievable fucking knockouts.
But the problem was the Wonder Boy fights fucked him.
The Wonder Boy fights fucked him.
And Wonder Boy is an exciting fucking fighter.
It's a clash of styles.
Of course.
Nobody wants to throw, et cetera.
But the point is, you want to have a person who has an engaging enough personality.
I mean, the whole idea of 24-7, the series that HBO started, right?
And now I think Showtime's doing their version of it.
Yeah, the countdown.
The countdown.
All access.
Whatever it is.
The whole idea of that is people don't give a fuck about these guys.
They're just throwing punches, but they do care about them if they get to know them.
They know their fans.
I have not.
It's fucking brilliant.
His mom's there.
It's brilliant.
His mom is.
His mom is unbelievable.
She's great.
It's incredible.
I remember after, I think it was like the Usman fight or something like that.
She hugged him.
That is a moment.
That's not.
You're missing it.
Ham.
You're off on this.
And this is why.
Damn.
This is telling you.
We'll see.
We can bet.
We'll see.
We'll bet.
All I say is this: Jake is going extra hard to promote this fight.
He wasn't going this hard to promote the Asgram fight.
But here's the thing.
And right, as far as promotion.
But the thing is for Jake, he can't keep beating up guys like Ben Asker and Nate Robinson.
No, no.
The fans demand that he fight the real fight.
Let me clarify.
Woodley is a real fight.
I'll tell you this.
If Woodley is in the right mindset and trained for this fight, he will beat Jake.
And that's why we're going to tune in.
This is the first time Jake can be.
Now I want to have a conversation about that.
But again, I'm not talking about his skill.
His skill, I've seen his promotability.
And I'm saying we don't need that for this.
You believe you don't need it.
I believe that you always need it.
I think you're off.
You need Jake.
You need to be able to do it.
Jake could fight Kyle and it's going to break a million pay-per-views.
No.
Yeah.
You're out of your mind.
No.
At least a million.
No, I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
I fought Nate Robinson, bro.
But a lot of people think that people bought that fight to see him fight Nate.
That was Mike Tyson's card.
What Jake did so bad.
It was a fake Mike Tyson fight against Roy Jones.
That was a fake fight.
That was a gentleman's fighting fight.
You guys didn't know that.
I watched for Tyson.
What?
We all watched for Tyson Jones.
That wasn't even a real fight.
What Jake did WWE.
It doesn't matter.
And you paid for it.
Yes.
Roy Jones wasn't even in shape.
For Tyson.
He's 50.
They gave me punched to the head.
Yes, they did.
They punched to the head.
They did not punch at the head.
Oh, my God.
Conspiracy theorist bullshit.
Yes, stop it.
They couldn't punch to the fucking head.
Of course they were punched.
Oh, get out of here.
You really are saying right now that that was a real fight.
No, it was a gentleman's bet.
It was a gentleman's bet.
Nobody's going to get taken down.
Nobody's going to get punched, like, hit to the body.
There was none of that.
It was a gentleman's bet.
You know this for a fact?
What?
Were we bamboozled?
You bought that for Jake Paul.
No, I didn't.
I didn't know he was fighting.
I think you underestimate how few black people know who Jake Paul is before he started boxing.
I still don't know the difference between Jake and Logan.
Yeah, you're still.
Let me give you a perfect example.
No, no, I love you.
You're the best.
Shut up.
You're not the audience, bro.
No, no, no.
Like, they don't give a fuck.
Like, Jake could pee into a fucking cop and get 30 million.
No question.
But in the way that, and I always say this, but like white people know about one baby, right?
It's not little baby or the baby.
We just have one person.
It's just baby, right?
Black people have one Paul.
I agree.
I hear it all the time.
They're like, is it?
Floyd didn't know who he was fighting.
Floyd was like, sign up the fight after Jake, I think, knocked out Nate and then signed it up for Logan.
I bet he didn't even have fucking clue which one he was fighting.
Absolutely.
Okay?
It is a cultural thing.
Now, with the internet, we're in our little ecosystems.
We have no clue what people are thinking outside the ecosystems.
Okay?
They're fucking nerds that have been found.
You're assuming that Jake and that audience is banking on the African-American culture to buy that.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
They're not.
No, no.
And also, Jake is transcendent.
Jake is transcendent.
Jake care about mainstream.
He's going to interview numbers.
It doesn't matter who's.
Of course, of course.
What I'm saying.
So he's going to double down on his audience.
Yes, but he's doing this with me.
Ben Askren knew how to generate interest.
Okay.
Jake Paul and Nate Robinson, we don't know what that fight would have garnered because they weren't the headlining fight.
Every one of my friends bought that fight for Mike Tyson and Roy Jones.
Not a single casuals I knew.
The casuals did.
Yeah.
And I think I'm a little more than a casual.
You're more than a man.
I'm boxing.
I'm like a boxing fan.
So we're buying it from Mike and Roy.
And honestly, they've given me so much fucking joy.
Like watching Roy Jones fights with my father.
If he fights anytime, I'll give him $50.
I'd been more than $50 just for the joy he gave me.
Yeah, I won't.
But that's me having a relationship with Roy Jones.
I love Roy Jones too.
Yeah.
But you just don't care.
No.
I love that motherfucker.
That's crazy.
But this is my thing.
When I see Mike Tyson and Roy Jones fighting, it makes me feel sad because they're not doing well in life if they're fighting at the age of 50.
They should not be fighting at the age of 50.
There's a reason why you shouldn't be fighting at 50.
Yeah, no.
It's a bummer to see.
I think Michael Jones.
You don't see Michael Jordan be like, man, I think I'll take LeBron.
Hey, let's do a bet, $10 million one-on-one.
It's like, nah.
Jordan's like, I'm good, bitch.
I mean, he literally came back at 41.
Greatest of all time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I hear what you're saying, especially with fighting, because there's so much more to risk with fighting.
You know, I think you said it really brilliantly.
You've always said this.
Like, you don't do this if you have other options.
No.
This is the last option.
Yes.
Right?
You're literally getting punched in your face.
It's the toughest gig in the world.
Yeah, I think you were talking about like athletes.
Yes.
You're like, the best athletes you've ever seen are on a football field.
Not even close.
Yeah.
And then, but what's interesting is oftentimes it doesn't translate to fighting, but it doesn't matter.
There's something else that's going on.
These are like one of the most unique individuals to go in there and put theirselves in the space.
Bro, it's unbelievable.
Dude, watching TJ Dillashaw.
I didn't really know much about TJ.
I mean, I knew of him, and obviously I knew about him.
I was a three-year layoff, I guess.
And again, I wasn't a big MMA guy before.
Now I'm more into it.
That makes sense.
You've been probably, what, hardcore two, three years?
Two tops hardcore.
Yeah, so he's been gone for two years.
That makes sense.
So I miss it.
The heart that that fucking guy showed in that fight was unbelievable.
So you know how people talk about like the Kobe Bryant mentality, that mamba mentality?
Holy shit.
If someone, if aliens were like, hey, who's like Kobe Bryant here?
I'd point at TJ Dillashaw.
Really?
He's the only guy who's like, you know when people are like, I would die in there.
You're like, yeah, right, bitch.
He would die in there.
He's a savage.
Do you remember?
Did you watch the fight?
I think so.
I think we were all watching it in the green room.
I think we were watching it.
Well, first of all, he was on fight campaign the week after his fight.
Okay.
And I told him, I said, dude, I knew you blew your leg out.
You have one eye.
Don't worry about doing the show.
He's like, nope, I'm going to be there, man.
So he comes here.
He's all hopped up on painkillers.
His fucking legs in a brace.
He tore his everything in his leg was ACL.
In the first round.
First round?
I mean, first round.
And still threw it.
And cut his eye so bad they thought they were going to stop the fight.
And he didn't cut it like this.
Down.
He cut it like this.
So when you cut it like this, it's crossing a bunch of different muscles.
So there's extra blood in your eye.
So he has one eye, one leg.
Beat the number two guy in the world on one leg.
Yeah, insane.
I mean, just...
And he knew then that he goes into the corner and he's like, my leg's blown out.
I'm like, you got to figure a way to get it done.
It was one of those things for that guy.
Son, son, it was one of those moments where like sometimes you judge people's toughness based on size.
Like I see a guy like you and I'm like, no, that's a bad motherfucker.
Don't fuck with that guy.
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Just off of stature, right?
You don't look at guys who are 5'6 or whatever, however tall he is and go, no, that's a bad motherfucker.
Don't fuck with him.
And the cool thing about fight sports and actually sports in general is you can see like littler dudes and go, oh, that's an alpha maniac savage motherfucker.
5'3.
It's 5'3.
And like, it's almost like soccer, like with Messi.
Like, do you see that guy in the street?
You're like, there's no way this is an alpha.
And then on the pitch, you're like, oh, he's looking at everybody like food.
Psycho competitor.
You are food.
I mean, it's just so cool to see.
In regular life, it's reserved for what?
People over six feet.
And then also, you got to realize.
That's it.
TJ got a lot of shit because the reason he got that two-year ban is because he took EPO when he was fighting Henry Siddhartha.
What's your take?
My take is it's part sports.
What your take.
You're on EPA.
Oh, yeah.
I wish I was on EPO.
Blood Fast.
HGH.
All that shit, bro.
All that shit.
You are fucking on it, dude.
I can see it.
Even your energy's down.
The guy worked out once.
Yeah, bro.
His face is changing.
Look at his face, bro.
He's barely fucking Mexican anymore.
Your face is totally fucking changed, Sean.
I'm serious, man.
Something's going on with you.
Something's going on.
What is EPO?
EPO cyclists take it.
So it's what Lance I'm trying to get bust for.
So it increases, yeah, it's blood doping.
It increases the red blood cells.
So your cardio is better.
You have more oxygen in your blood.
Correct.
But with TJ, he was cutting down to 125.
He never should have.
It was a nightmare for him to make.
And he just was like, man, I feel terrible.
Like, I'm not going to be able to perform.
So that's when he took EPO, got busted, paid his dues, and was like, yeah, I fucking did it, man.
I didn't like the weight.
I need to do something.
It was a nightmare.
I did it.
And then he took his two years and came back.
Oh, so he was doing it to make the weight.
Yeah, for him, it was like a weight thing.
He was like, I didn't think the cut would fuck me up this bad.
So I had to do something.
I've never done it before.
I had to do something.
And why would you take EPO to cut weight?
It allows you to just do it.
Not even cut weight.
He did it because he was cutting so much weight.
He's never kept to 125 before.
His body was just depleted of everything.
So his cardio is trash.
Yeah, he was like, I got to do something.
I seriously.
Otherwise, he goes, I was going to pull out of the fight.
I was so fucked up.
I was going to pull out of the fight.
And then someone put that seed in his head, like, maybe you should try EPO.
He's like, fuck, really?
He's like, all right, if it makes the fight, if I win this, I'll be a double champ.
They'll pay everything, right?
This is not making crazy money.
It's the way I can get to that next pay scale.
Took a risk, paid for it.
And what do you mean, take a risk?
Like, how did they pop him for it?
Like, is anybody?
You sought to cut him.
Oh.
You sought to cut him.
Because my understanding is, like, not everybody, but a lot of these guys are taking shit.
They just know how to evade.
Everyone you see on TV is probably on something.
Everybody.
Every sport.
Really?
You think LeBron loses his hairline and fucking just is all good?
How old is he?
Health, LeBron?
36, 37.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me see your hairline, Sean.
Oh, bro.
I got to worry about my shit running into my fucking eyebrows.
It's going the opposite way.
Yeah, you got a proceeding hairline.
You have a proceeding hairline.
I think you too.
I don't need him.
When I do him reads, I'm like, listen.
You got to get hers, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Okay, fair.
So LeBron is definitely on some shit.
I would assume, why wouldn't you be?
If they're not catching you for it?
Well, the NBA done test for it.
Like, what?
Good luck.
But if you're LeBron and your body is your business, why wouldn't you take HGH and the stuff so you stick around the game longer?
Think about this.
Think about this.
When Giannis won MVP and won the championship, a day later it came out, LeBron's the first active billionaire in the NBA.
It's like, all right, you can let him fucking have this.
No, no, he can't.
You'd let him shine for his life.
LeBron can't.
LeBron can't.
LeBron's like, that's cool.
Billionaire right here.
I'll play next season, too.
It's interesting.
His team controls the narrative.
I don't know.
His team, they represent the ESPN broadcasters.
They represent all the media.
So notice when he misses a shot, it's not about him.
It's about Kuzma.
Kuzma's like, what the fuck?
Yeah, every time the ball went out, I scored 40 points.
That's so true.
Like the kuzma trade rumors pop up every time LeBron is struggling.
LeBron's ankle gets fucked up.
It's never about him.
Interesting.
And I don't think LeBron controls the narrative.
But am I off on this?
But like, I think he might be one of those people whose likability is dissipating and he doesn't realize it.
I think he realizes it, but what fucked him too is when, you know, the height of all the George Floyds, all that stuff.
And then now he wants to come out, but he's uneducated about it.
So like when that cop shot that girl, which is justified, right?
Saved another black person's life by shooting this black person.
Right.
Like, well, he killed a black person.
But I saved that black person's life.
And then he put time's ticking and gave the and showed the picture of the guy.
Yeah.
That was wild.
Even black people are like, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, that was.
You're always like, oh, we're out.
Or when he came to the arena with a Malcolm X biography.
But he hadn't read it.
And then they were like, hey, bro, you've had that for three weeks now.
It's on the same first page.
And they go, what's your favorite thing about Malcolm X?
And he goes, fucking all of it.
Yeah.
He's going to have a better answer by now.
They ask him about every book.
It's so funny.
Journalists are trolling him.
That girl, because it came out that he would only read the first page of the book.
But like, sometimes I understand him because I'm just like, he's like such an influential person.
Maybe he's like, kids are going to see me.
Choosing to Go Bald00:02:52
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And educate yourself.
Or not.
Or do, but, but then don't say anything.
You're on steroids.
Cliff's notes.
You're on steroids.
Stop it.
Bro, bro.
If you're going to, if you're going to take it.
You're on steroids.
We're not.
We're lifting fake weights.
We're not on steroids.
We're lifting fake weights.
LeBron at the gym.
He might be on steroids.
We're not.
I saw that ass on scenes.
He's on fucking steroids.
I've been injecting a lot of shit.
Straight into my ass.
That's true.
That is 100%.
I'll tell you that that ass.
Funny thing with LeBron.
Like, if you're going to jump in that pool, you better be ready, man.
Yeah.
And when you're not ready, you do more harm than good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you're going to jump in the like, you read books pool, you better be ready.
You'd be a fucking dare you, Doug.
At least have someone in your ear and be like, hey, real quick.
All your fucking librarians calling him out.
Like, you ain't reading nothing, fam.
You guys are not.
And I like LeBron.
I'm not a LeBron hater.
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Braun received no votes from polled NBA executives.
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Oh, he was going off on Twitter.
Sign.
Okay, so they what was it?
What was the voting on?
It was who was the best player in the league?
Yeah, and it was like Giannis.
Who else?
It was Giannis, KD.
I'm just KD was number one.
Giannis, and I think Steph Crew is third or something like that, right?
Yeah, and it's voted on by the NBA executives, and none of them gave him a single vote.
So he's 36.
He's 36 years old.
I mean, he couldn't really carry his team through the playoffs.
And he's furious.
And he has to go on Twitter and talk about like super sensitive.
Yeah, why are you acknowledging this?
Like, NBA 2K gave Kevin Durant like a 96 rating, and he's on Twitter, like, yo, this is disrespectful.
Kevin Grant needs to stay off the fucking LeBron.
Oh, for sure.
He's talking to Kevin.
It's like, bro, like, don't you got family or something?
I don't know.
Like, hang out.
What are you doing, bro?
Since he's been in the league, he's been the industry darling.
So it's like, imagine seeing the tide turn and not realizing why.
Yeah.
And it has to be frustrating for him because, dude, he paints the narrative.
He's like, damn, this shit ain't working no more.
He's like, what's going on?
So he's got to go fight an EA executive trying to beat up some tech programmer.
Beat me a catch.
Who is Ronnie 2K?
Who is that guy?
Does he decide the ratings?
I don't know.
Why is everybody tweeting him?
Is that a streamer?
No, I don't know.
No, they must because, like, when they do Madden, they have a staff that goes to every training camp.
And like, they literally watch and write the ratings.
All I know is that Bradley Beal, who's a guy who plays for the Wizards, his wife was talking shit at Ronnie 2K for Bradley Beale's rating.
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
But like, talking crazy shit on the internet, like, your video game rating matters, bro.
Who gives a fuck?
You're dropping 30 a game for the Wizards.
Nah, you want to be a little bit tight?
If you want a video game and they said you were six foot?
I'm sorry, Mark.
Do I have a max contract?
They said you're six foot, bro.
If I had a max, I'm with you.
If they said I'm six foot, I'm a wild.
They said Alex is taller than you.
If they say that's all I'm talking about, they said Alex is taller without lifts.
No, I'll pull up on your family.
I'll pick your kids up from school.
Comedy video game, bro.
They said you're six foot.
You want your kids back?
I'm 6'2?
Okay, I need a 99 rating.
You want your children back?
That's what this is.
Nah, that's foul.
To make my height wrong, that's fucked up.
That's my point.
That's how he feels.
Nah, but it wasn't his height.
It was just his rating.
He knows that he's all fall out.
I guess when you're already tall, you don't care about the tall.
But I'm on the cusp of tall.
Like, you're not 6'2?
I'm on the cusp of tall.
No, no.
You're on a cuss of like.
6'6'1, probably.
No, sit, probably.
No one's short.
I mean, Kyle's short.
How tall are you, Kyle?
5'4?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, related to that.
Son of motherfuckers have been smoking helium.
That was crazy.
5'3.
So, look, here's the thing: you, 5'3, that you need to do other things.
He's a short king.
You gotta be great.
He's a short king.
You gotta get swole.
He's gonna trivia, probably.
You gotta be smart as fuck, charming.
That camera.
Yeah, you gotta kill it.
Yeah, camera and one-what?
Yeah, that's your shit.
Okay, you cannot play around, okay?
It has to be punchlines the rest of your life.
You can't take a day off.
Nothing.
Okay, this guy can be half retarded and have a multi-million dollar fucking business, okay?
Because he's 6'5 and built like a brick.
Okay?
This is what you're going up against.
Every inch is 20 IQ points.
It's an inverse relationship.
Like, I don't know how exactly the math plays.
Like, he's a fucking genius.
He's sitting there with a camera looking at this guy stumble through his fucking wreath.
Slurring, fucking drew.
Liquid death.
What is it called?
Liquid death?
What's going on?
That's a bitch.
Calzone hanging off his ear.
You out here are a fucking genius, and you still gotta hold that goddamn camera.
Fucking Kyle, bro.
No, dude, Kyle's killing.
Anyway, 6'2 and up.
You consider yourself tall.
What?
6'6'2?
Easy.
I'm down.
I go six.
I'm probably 6'2 and a half.
I go down for a short period.
So, what am I?
Am I tall?
Son, you're cheating.
Why?
You got to be on lifts or something like that.
This guy started growing.
Posture changed.
No, my arch got bigger.
That's true.
Because your arch got bigger.
My ass got bigger.
Women, your arch got bigger.
So are you walking on your tippy toes?
No, I gained foot muscle.
Foot muscle.
Yeah.
Nah, if you walk on your tippy toes, you're gay.
No, my arch is bigger, bro.
Nah, bro.
I got a large arch.
Nah, dude.
There was a little sugar in that tank, there was a little sugar, bro.
I'm telling you.
He grew a little bit.
He grew a little bit.
I think you're on lifts.
Are you on lifts?
Yeah, no one's short, though, in your crew.
No, no one's short.
I mean, Al's probably short, but he fluctuates in height about 40.
Al's how small guy.
That's great.
Some days Al's 6'3.
Some days Al's 5'9.
Yo, Al's gonna commit any crime.
They'll never catch him.
They're like, he's black.
How tall is he?
I don't know.
I keep him guessing.
He's black.
He's 6'6 ⁇ .
He was running away.
You take off the fucking sneaker.
Yo, let me do an impression of Al taking a picture, bro.
Oh, always.
Let me do an impression.
How tall are you for real?
5'10.
No, no, no.
This is Al's like, are you watching me on any given day?
Yeah.
This is Al.
No, Al's 5'10, but sometimes he's 6'2.
I remember once, I'll tell you the story, but I've told them many times.
We're at Delilah, you know, Delilah, that club in LA?
Okay.
I don't know.
Yeah, you don't know.
That's right.
He's got a father.
He got kids.
I don't even control my Instagram.
I got fucking kids.
So we're at this club, and Al's talking to this girl.
This girl's like 5'11.
You guys are like a nightclub.
Apollo service.
Nightclub, okay?
5'11, bro.
She's out there in LA.
Now, Al, unbeknownst to this girl, is standing on a whole stair.
Is on a whole stair with one leg, and the other leg is just dangling off the stair.
You gotta, you gotta respect it.
You gotta respect it.
You gotta respect it.
She dropped a dollar.
He was like, Don't pick it up.
Don't pick it up.
I'll get it.
He waiting for her to leave.
He's like talking to her, and I'm thinking he's like touching her, but he's just leaning on her.
She's not like fall off the fucking staircase, bro.
She's like, You want to go?
It was swinging, bro.
One leg was swinging.
I love it, dog.
Hanging on the ball.
Unbelievable.
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Can't be beat.
Was she into it?
Did it work out?
Nah, not really.
Because he had to go buy her a drink and fell down six inches, bro.
No, that is true.
You couldn't even offer to get her drink the other day.
Yo, you want to grab us up?
I'll hold our spot.
I'll hold our spot.
Cal on the road and get on, what is it, Tinder or fucking Bumblebee or whatever you're on?
And what happened, right?
I like that.
He got himself a thick shark up in Trenton.
Really?
And you tell me if you do this a headliner.
What I do for you, Kyle.
He said, The master bedroom is your shit.
I slept on the couch.
Wow.
Get out of here.
That's honorable.
Yo, Drew, yo.
I was about to say, you better than me, but I put these motherfuckers in the hotel room.
So you're not.
You cheap piece of shit.
You should see our Airbnbs, dog.
What?
See, we try to do the Airbnb thing, but you can't get anything outside.
It's not a multi-blood.
What do you mean, Airbnb?
Yeah, I don't know.
You got fucking eight-bedroom cribs.
But here's the thing about the Airbnb: there's no fucking water, there's no coffee, it's nothing like close.
I need time.
Who's booking your Airbnb?
That shit is lit.
We got a little coffee.
Did you walk to a restaurant?
Yeah.
You're in the suburbs.
No.
Where is the subject?
Where are you Airbnb?
What city?
Every city.
In San Diego, we're like, we're all beach.
All these cities.
All of them.
All cities.
All of us.
All cities.
So we wanted to do the Airbnb hustle, but instead, Doug was like, you should just get an apartment in Austin where crackheads will show up at night.
It's a boutique hotel that we took over.
Yeah.
It's stupid.
You also wasting money.
No, but we also don't want to drive.
They always want to be close to you.
You just said the most insulting thing you could possibly say to the truck.
Wasting money, wow, Dub.
Trouble, trouble.
Airbnb is.
Let me clear my.
Are you going to let this fucking goy tell you that you're wasting money?
You mean the fully refunded trip because we had the crackhead?
Where like Dove hired a crackhead to show up at the apartment and threaten us with a shit?
He made Miles take his shirt off and go bang on the door.
That was really smart, actually.
I can't look at that.
No, no, no.
With Airbnb, we've done the numbers.
When you go for a couple days and you want a dope Airbnb, it could be like seven grand total for a couple weeks.
And then they add three or four grand in fees, taxes.
No, no.
Are we going to do that for this time?
That's all.
It's not so, bro.
I don't know what numbers you're running.
It depends on the story.
Are you counting the taxes as well?
Everything, bro.
Really?
Our whole team weeks to it.
So, so you're going to go to a nice, you guys say a nice hotel, right?
I'm assuming you're going to be able to do that.
No, no, we were saying with a red roof in or something.
No, no, no.
We were saying a nice hotel.
In Tucson, how much is a nice room?
In Tucson itself.
Go through the group.
No, no, no.
I could break it up.
So, how many rooms is it?
How many?
I bet we have the same size crew when you go on the road.
So we're taking six rooms.
If you ever see Dev starting to choke himself, I'll destroy you in these numbers.
I don't think you will.
Getting horny.
I'm just getting horny, right?
No, his next filling up.
Did you eat shellfish?
No, listen.
Because he'll think, Andrew's at another level.
That's fine.
I run all my shit done.
So I know all the numbers.
And I've been on the road and did hotels for everybody.
Also, I'm calculating watches.
We're playing at the Orpheum.
The guys, media guys, this guy, this guy, this guy, go at different times.
I got to calculate that it's $60 Uber.
It's 50 minutes of traffic.
It's all of this.
All that time values was.
So you don't run a signal.
All the Uber's offline.
All the things.
Brendan, Brennan.
This is generations are saving money.
You have to understand what you're going up against, bro.
I'm aware.
I know this is fine.
5,000 years, they've been working out to save the most countries for this.
Okay, this is a big fucking thing.
He's pulled up to your office in a $100,000 Range Robert.
Sisters.
Thank you.
He's a TJ Diller shot saving money, bro.
But Andrew pays a guy for this.
Thank you, Andrew Schultz.
It's your sisters.
Damn.
I'm like, I'm always, we're always a colleague.
There's a trouble going on.
Okay.
I'm just trying to tell you here, okay?
I'm telling you to.
Listen.
So, what's the next city you're in?
The next city that we're in is Paris.
I'm in Paris.
Oklahoma.
Okay, Oklahoma.
Say Oklahoma.
Hold on, bro.
Say Oklahoma.
Hey, boys.
Shut the fuck up.
The next city where it is at Oklahoma.
He said, I'll send you the Airbnb we stayed in.
You compared to the hotel you guys are staying in.
Definitely do it if there's like a value to it, right?
No, buy your sister's car.
That's cool.
Wow.
Wow, Dove.
Wow.
I love Dove, by the way.
I'm not coming at Dove.
I love it.
And he's, you know, Dove is getting really boiled up.
I know, I laughed.
You don't have to.
But you told me he gets fired up over this.
It's all.
He gets fired up.
He's saying you don't know how to spend money.
No, I'm not at all.
No, I'm not at all.
Dove.
This is what you do for a living.
I love Dove.
This guy used to get elbowed in the forehead for a living.
And he's telling you, you don't know how to fucking spend money, dude.
You guys are going to be a good person.
I'm not saying we'll get the challenge going.
We'll start in Oklahoma.
No, this is actually a great idea.
Should we compare the books just of what we pay hotels or Airbnbs?
What it is.
That's fun.
So I had the same idea that you basically have.
Because I was like, okay, we could stay in a fucking hotel during COVID?
You want to be in a fucking hotel?
Dove Gets Fired Up00:02:41
I don't care about that.
That's insane.
But we can say, I got fucking saying, bro, I have Moderna, dude.
I have Moderna, bro.
You've Moderna.
But also, the thing about Airbnb is we're all together.
That's the thing.
Well, we're all together.
We're chilling in certain cities.
We did Airbnb in Phoenix in the Camelback Mountains.
Our idea.
Our idea was this.
It was just like, yo, why don't we just get the fucking sickest crib ever?
Correct.
Right.
Instead of doing all these hotel rooms.
And then we started looking at Airbnb.
And a lot of these fucking houses suck.
I'll be honest with you.
Like, people who have nice houses don't rent them on Airbnb.
We're talking safety.
And you know, LA has all those home invasion, crazy shits that have happened.
The people have been shot up in these airplanes.
Maybe he's worried about a home.
Were you watching CNN?
I mean, did you save people's lives recently?
Yeah.
You're a hero, bro.
I mean, I guess.
I feel like anyone in here would do it.
What happened exactly?
Just was going to dinner, and there was a big car wreck, and these kids need help, and I saved the kids.
You pulled them out of the car?
Two kids.
Whoa.
Whoa.
How quickly were you at the scene from the incident?
Like, we were headed, and then my girl's like, whoa, slow down.
Because there's a big rig.
There was a wreck?
The husband was trying to commit suicide, kill the family.
What?
So he ran in, he went opposite way of the 101, the highway you guys were on.
He went the opposite way and ran into a big rig.
Holy shit.
And the only person that died was the mom.
What happened to the man?
The man crossed the highway, got hit by a car, and then which I saw, and then he popped up and then crossed over, and then the cops got a hold of him.
Oh, my God.
But we raised their goal for Girl Fund was 30.
We raised 70 grand for him.
Yo, give us the, what's the name for the GoFundMe?
It's over now.
They ended the Girlfriend.
It ended at 70.
They only wanted 30.
Unbelievable, bro.
Holy shit, man.
You're a hero, dude.
I guess you would have done the same thing.
For real, though.
Seriously, that is fucking unbelievable, man.
Good for you.
And have you kept in touch with them at all?
Are they too young to understand what you did?
Yeah, way too young.
Way too young.
I have more people that want to, like, big boy money, but I had to give my whole testimony to the cops on Friday, the LAPD and the California Highway Patrol.
And they're like, hold off on the money yet because we don't know where the kids are going to end up.
Because right now you're giving the money to the aunt.
We don't know if the aunt's...
And now all the family is going to fight for them because they want to get the money to associate with the kids.
And I won't say names, but I have big boys who are like, hey, we have 150K for them, 200K.
So it get adds up.
Like, don't do it yet.
Let's figure out exactly.
Hopefully it goes into trust when they're 18.
Are you going to stay in touch with the family?
Probably not.
I got my own kids, you know?
Fair.
But I'll definitely help the family out.
Can we please move on?
Family Money Fight00:03:29
I hate talking about it.
Yeah.
Do you really?
Why?
Because you did something heroic?
It's not heroic, though.
That's what bothers me.
I promise you, everyone in here would do the same thing.
And like my dad, like all his friends were selling the articles.
It was all over, right?
All over.
And my dad's like, I don't get why this is a story.
He's like, you were raised this way.
Why is this a story?
So he wanted to take the credit.
No, he was just like, he's like, I don't get why people are selling it.
So your dad took all the credit.
No, he was like, yeah, basically.
He's like, why aren't they saying I know?
I raised you to save kids' lives.
But my dad was just like, yeah, no shit.
Who would keep driving?
He's like, why is this a story?
I'm like, I'm with you, dad.
But also be cool.
Well, I'm proud of you.
Thanks, dude.
Yeah.
I mean, like, listen, there's a lot of heroic stuff going on.
Kanye's pushing out his album so he can compete with Drake.
No, he's waiting to push out till Drake.
Like, he's ready to go, but he's just trying to fucking Drake's numbers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you on Kanye or Drake's side?
Drake.
All day.
All day.
Dude, if Jay was here right now, we'd argue to the death.
My brother loves fucking Kanye.
Because of his rap ability, he loves it all.
We were listening to Kanye on the way out here, and it's undeniably great.
No, no.
Actually, I've heard a couple songs from the new one.
Yeah.
I haven't.
Yeah, I got it.
You have it, too.
Yeah.
I think most people have it.
You got it?
Yeah.
I have it too.
How do you guys have it?
You know.
Bro, there's people.
If you know people, you know what's up.
You know what I mean?
Are you a fan?
Do you like?
I jumped off a little bit when he went crazy religious, but I think there's some mental health issues there.
So I heard a thing about Kanye, and I never believed this, but now I'm starting to because I have it from good sources.
We heard a thing.
From a legit source?
Yeah.
Legit sources, yeah.
Tell me the source Afiante afterwards.
I'll tell you.
Yeah.
Better be legit.
But legit, legit, like pretty much as legit as it comes, I think.
Does it rhyme with Barlemane?
No, even closer.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
And Charlemagne's legit.
Charlemagne's legit, but someone's more personally connected.
Oh, wow.
So it's like, and they basically said this.
They're like, the mental health thing is so obvious and so apparent.
You can tell if he's on his meds or if he's not.
The tricky thing is he can't create when he's on his meds.
Yep.
So he has to go, quote-unquote, crazy to create.
And when he creates, he can create these like beautiful masterpieces.
He has all these things.
One thing's called synesthesia, whereas you can like see, what is it called?
Like see sounds.
You put color to sounds.
You can put color to sounds.
He's a savant.
He's a monster.
Right.
So I've always heard this.
And I thought it was like, oh, this is just him trying to market himself as some fucking genius and yada yada yada.
But I think a lot of this I'm a genius stuff comes from these manic episodes where you really start believing yourself.
My mom is manic depressive.
And like when she would go into her like manic shit, she would think that she could fucking like solve a deer problem.
Like it was like anything.
I've been around that too.
But my mom is also a person that came from like extreme poverty and then like moved to America and then like became a fucking millionaire.
It's justified.
Yeah, so it's just like that kind of shit works a little too.
If you lean into a genius there for sure if you can harness it the right way.
100%.
So I always thought he was faking it, but then hearing that it's actually real and how he's almost constricted by it.
It's like when it's time to create, of course he's got to go to fucking Montana.
He's got to go to the mountains because you can't be with his family.
He's literally making himself crazy so that he can create great work for us.
For us or himself or whatever it is, but he understands the process of being crazy.
You almost feel for it.
Yo, when it was positioned that way, I was like, that's kind of dope.
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Drake's still better, but yeah.
As far as slappers, I'm going to listen to in my car.
Drake doesn't fucking bars it's Drake.
Bars is Drake.
But if you want to talk about like songs that will make you feel something.
And innovation.
Innovation.
Originality.
Yeah.
But Drake, as far as slappers in a club, the bars that are said, like, I'm never going, yeah, Jesus walks, bro.
Like, I'm never thinking that.
But there are probably Drake bars that he'll just say.
And I'm like, I would like that to be me.
Even if it's not me.
Well, did you see Kanye post that troop chat with Pusha T?
My thing with Pusha T, like lyrically, he might be better than Drake.
You're not even in the same lane, though, bro.
You're like a, you know, you're a player on the team, but you're not the guy.
You're not one of the guys.
Drake's the guy.
The guy.
Yeah.
So you might beat him lyrically, and his disc record was fantastic.
Yeah.
No one gives a fuck.
Yeah, it's such a shame because the one stain that Drake has on his record is the ghost, right?
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It's such a shame because I don't think that Drake needs a ghostwriter.
I think it was almost like a convenience thing.
It was just like, okay, what do you think, Al?
I think he needs a ghostwriter because when you rap, you have a certain style.
And so in order to get that new style, somebody has to introduce you to the style.
So it wasn't bars.
It was different styles.
Flow.
Yeah, I got my photo fresh.
When you did that, when you did that episode with DJ Academics, and he was like, Drake's brilliant because he crossed over because he did something in Spanish with Bad Bunny.
And then he markets to everybody.
Like, he switched on his style to market to everybody.
But that was just one person style, I guess you're saying.
And then maybe other people, I guess, he was inspired by.
But you can be inspired by people without literally just saying, hey, you work for me.
Put it together.
But I think Drake got a certain level and then brought on those writers.
It's like Kevin Hart.
That necessarily.
It's like Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart's at such a level now where he's moving a million miles an hour where it's like people are like, oh, you know, Kevin has writers on it.
I don't give a fuck.
He did all the work.
He's a level.
I assumed it was a scalability thing.
It's like, I need to scale this.
I got to put it on every year.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the same about Kanye.
Kanye used to do, well, he had like maybe one or two writers, and now it's like he has like 20 people on one song.
Well, I don't care about Kanye's bars.
Like, I don't care if he writes them or anybody else writes them because I look at Kanye as the producer.
Yeah.
Like, he's just, he's the, he's putting together this orchestration.
Writer, director, like Tarantino.
Yeah, he's Tarantino.
That's a great.
Well, I guess Tarantino writes, but I'm sure Tarantino is guys that like fucking work with him and like help.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, but the bummer about the Drake thing is like, I don't know, for whatever reason, maybe I'm like biased, but I just think like bar for bar, he could take down pretty much whoever.
I really do believe that about Drake.
And we're going to get roasted for this, but I'm with you.
I cannot get it.
Drake doesn't miss.
Like, I'm never like, like, like Kanye's last, like, really two albums.
I wasn't like foaming at the mouth for it.
Like, Drake, I can't wait.
Yeah, we're saying two different things.
Like, slappers, yes.
Bar for slapping.
I'm here for slappers.
No.
Okay, bar for bar.
Like, there's so many people who are lyrically at the same time.
Well, push your teeth better.
Push your T is better than both of them.
Let me say this.
Let me say this.
Let me push.
Let me pull back.
Let me pull back.
Oh, J. Cole.
Better than both of them.
Debatable.
But here's what I mean by bar for bar is better than all Jake Has.
Stop, Get out.
Stop, stop.
I mean, like, little Dinky's.
Nice.
I'm not going to front.
No, I love him.
But like, but what I mean by bar for bar, I'm talking about bar for bar from the people that are even in the combo.
I'm not talking about like the you're a super rap fan and like SoundCloud guys on the come up.
I'm not trying to hear that.
I'm crazy.
Like it's like Steemass the slump guy or whatever is the nicest guy.
No, it's but in the run it's like Kendrick Lamar Jones.
He might be better.
He might be better than all of them.
Right?
Yeah.
Like lyrics.
It's Drake J, not Kanye.
It's Drake J, Kendrick.
I guess Cole.
Yeah, but if we were talking lyrics, like you can even put Eminem in that discussion because like M just only cares about lyrics, doesn't care about slappers.
So it's like his fucking verses are technical as fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so then he's like, are you a hip-hop end?
Yeah.
His favorite rapper is Lil Baby.
Yeah, stop it.
Favorite.
He doesn't know a single fucking lyric from Lil Baby.
Yeah, I can't get into it.
Were you mad when he got canceled for the game?
That shit crazy, right?
So then what do we think happens?
You think Drake beats Kanye?
Absolutely.
Really?
What do you mean?
Defined beat.
Sales more.
When they, yeah, sells more better first week numbers.
That's what it's going to be looking at.
But you know what's going to be crazy?
It's going to be way like this is actually interesting.
Even if Drake beats Kanye or Kanye beats Drake, they're both going to have much higher numbers because people are going to listen to both to compete.
Yeah, it's brilliant.
Even if they lose, they both win.
They'll both do way better.
They're multipliers.
Every Kanye fan is going to listen to that Drake shit and be like, yeah, see, that's ass.
And every Drake fan is going to listen to Kanye shit and be like, nah, that's ass.
Drake got him.
My thing is, though, why do they have beef?
Do we know?
Like, where's the beef?
What is the beef?
Is it because he hooked up with fucking Kim Kardashian's mom?
It's Calabasa's beef.
It's like, it's.
Oh, yeah.
We in their town, bro.
We might have to pull up and ask him.
That's Kanye's office right up there.
Okay, we're pulling up.
But yeah, it's a little bit of ego.
It's also the fact that Pusher came at Drake and pushes with Kanye and shit like that.
And he's like, Drake says, Drake says, like, oh, he shared the information about his son with Kanye and then his son pushing him.
He's based or something like that.
Aldonis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's just ego shit.
Yeah.
Like, you want to be top dog.
And I understand.
I'm fucked into it.
He's also in a manic episode.
Right?
Like, we acknowledge that.
But my thing is, why is Drake poking the bit?
Probably.
Drake wants to be top dog.
Yeah, but why is Drake going after Push T, right?
He lost, like, he lost the rap battle.
Even though I, what is it?
I'm upset.
Yeah, but he crushed.
He's petty as fuck.
Yeah.
Drake is the most petty motherfucker.
Like, he still does sneak disses to people he's killed.
I'm sure not even on him.
Someone's saying he will sneak diss a dude from a city that people only in that city know.
I love it.
Love it.
Oh, yeah.
Drake can do no wrong.
But that's the thing.
Why are you such a big Drake stand?
I don't know, man.
I love him.
Yeah.
He doesn't miss.
Name one bad song.
No, like his dominance in, like, I almost look at hip-hop the same way like I look at like tech, where it's like, it's really easy for shit to change up.
Like, you could be the head of the tech game and then a new piece of technology comes out and then you are obsolete.
And the hip-hop game is the same way.
It's like you could be the number one fucking dog and then next year a new style comes out and you just can't ride with that style.
That's what J. Cole said, like his diss song was like about Lil Pump and all those guys.
He's like, there's no longevity here, man.
You guys are doing.
You really have talent.
Yeah.
They just might be around, man.
So enjoy it while it's here.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just impressive what Drake has done, man.
Like that level of longevity.
You seen his girl?
Which one?
The mom or the mom?
The basketball player?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Flat.
Yeah.
I mean, he got to take down.
Cheeks like your boy, dog.
Put me on the court, dog.
Put me courts.
Put him in a thong, get OnlyFans.
Oh, my God.
You got to be nice at ball.
That's why that kid is so nice.
You know what I mean?
Because they're talking all this shit about your mom.
He's like, if you see the chain Drake gave him, Drake gave the kid a chain.
Yeah.
I heard he gave his mom a profit.
Yeah, but he gave his mom a pearl necklace.
Okay.
EM2 necklaces that's funny because he was mentoring that kid and then he's trying to help the kid out and then the mom came.
Drake was like, what the fuck?
And that's the order?
Well, I really think that's the order.
That's why I think happened.
You are not the only fuck.
He's not.
No, Drake had a plan.
This kid's got a basketball.
No, Drake had a plan.
He was mentoring the kid.
And probably came over the house.
And the kid was like, oh, what's up, dog?
Didn't we just talk?
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe for your mom.
He was for the mom.
I mean, he's a savage, bro.
That guy is.
Who fucks the mom?
Drake.
Like, of all the Kardashians, who goes for the mom?
Like, isn't that some wild shit?
Ruthless.
If that is what happened, allegedly.
It's not like proven that he's fucked him up.
But even if it, even if he didn't, the fact that people think he did, that's what they think of Drake.
But he has that song took her left, you know, took her left.
Yeah.
Took her right.
It's like literally her house.
And people are saying that's about Kim.
Yeah, I know.
So, like, it's insinuation that he's fucked Kim.
And that's part of that.
And that's why, like, Kanye has said, yo, please stop.
Because he doesn't want that out.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, now they're broken up.
It is what it is.
Also, people fuck him.
He knows that.
Yeah, like Ray Jay.
What's the big deal?
Yeah.
I mean, it's different.
Nick Shannon.
There's Ray J, Nick Cannon.
You got a kid.
There's other people we can go after.
Yeah.
They're not number one.
They're not Drake.
That's the thing.
What'd you think of, you know, Brittany Renner?
You know, she's the girl.
She got PJ Washington for a bunch of money.
What'd you think about people trying to say that they basically put her roster up, like all the dudes that she fucked?
Yeah, good for her.
And then she just reposted it.
Like, I'm not sorry about none of this.
This is fire.
She's a pro.
She's basically leaning in to be like legendary.
Yeah, homeboy fucked up.
He fucked up, of course, but like, I kind of think it's interesting branding on her part.
It's like, if y'all are going to see me as a hoe, I'm going to be super hoe.
Lean into it.
And now you're not going to use it again.
It's like Eminem shit.
Right?
And low-key, I'm kind of like, okay.
Like, she's sitting there with her kid, like, breastfeeding or some shit.
And then they're just going over the roster of dudes she took down.
And it's impressive.
I'm not going to lie.
Is it?
Yeah.
Like, he's the least impressive person on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's not like paying her the money.
I know.
Like, he got to look at that list, like, man, I got lucky.
Because there's some ballers on there.
Son, it's everyone.
Oh, really?
It's everyone.
She's a joke.
Good for her.
She's a joke.
I mean, she's easy on the eyes.
I get it.
I mean, she got Colin Kaepernick.
Hold on, let me get.
She got Cap.
She got Drake, I guess.
I don't know.
Trey songs.
Trey.
Shout out to Trey.
Yeah, she was all over, apparently.
Fucking legend.
What do you think about the Hood Olympics?
Have you seen this?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen the crate challenge.
I haven't seen it?
The crate challenge?
I've seen it.
I'm on social media.
Are we allowed to do that during the tour?
Should we wait till after?
Because we're guys are going to do it?
Recreate it?
No, no.
It got to be done now.
I got to show you what this is.
Do you have it up?
Is there a way that we can get it up?
It's right here.
It's right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and you're just trying to see how high you can go on crates like a video game.
Watch.
Hold on.
Here it is.
His beard is.
So yeah.
They set up like a pyramid of crates, and you just got to get across.
If you get across, you get money for it.
But it's the funniest thing to watch.
Oh, here we go.
This is fantastic.
This event has the shake on it.
It is amazing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so right now he's going for the top crate.
Bro, they're going to be a little bit more.
And the whole neighborhood is here.
The whole neighborhood is here.
The only guy has his shirt off.
They get 10 feet in the air.
They're 10 feet in the air.
And I guess you get some money if you do it.
But this went fucking viral.
I don't know what Tyree's going to be.
Yeah, that was a tough.
Oh, that's not even broken on.
Oh, this is fantastic.
It's unbelievable.
And everyone's losing it, bro.
Oh, my God.
Look at this portal.
Oh, this is fantastic.
The whole neighborhood is just dying laughing at her.
She's laughing.
Oh, this is fantastic.
So this is going viral.
Like, everybody's doing it.
Everybody's doing it.
You guys need to do it soon.
Well, what I wanted to do is I wanted to come out to the show on the crate challenge.
Hilarious.
So I want the crates.
What do you mean?
Well, I want to have yourself hooked up.
Oh, no, you can't fucking have a cable, dog.
I want a cable.
Oh, that's lame.
I want a cable.
Why you got to do a fucking show in front of 2,000 people?
Don't do it.
You can't do it.
Cable.
No one gives a fuck.
This is show business.
This is show business.
No, then don't do it.
It's show business.
You don't let him do a cable around him?
No, hell no.
I got a cable.
He didn't let you ride your motorcycle during the Netflix special.
That's a good point.
I didn't do the motorcycle.
Motorcycle.
Oh, it's a Jane's Dean.
Electric motorcycle with bicycle.
It's a bicycle on the bike path.
It's an electric bicycle.
Electric microbicy.
It's a Harley.
Let's not call it a motorcycle.
It's a motorcycle.
It's basically a motorcycle.
What are you going to do in the winter then?
I put on a little, I put on some mittens.
And you fucking hit that electric scooter.
That's how it works.
Bro, you can't do this and have a table on it.
People are like, if I'm doing a show, Shaw, look at what happened.
Look at what happened.
I don't think you're more athletic than that, dude.
Say again?
You'll make that.
Here's the thing.
I haven't seen anybody that didn't look like they have severe alcoholism or drug habits.
Yeah.
There's a lot going on these days.
Like, come on.
There was one I saw where a guy rolled a blunt the whole time.
I was like, oh, this would happen when it's not crackheads.
Like, you can do it quite easily.
But if you've been doing drugs for the last decade, I think you could do that.
I could do it.
If you do a few times, you can clear it, then do it for you.
It's open.
It's fucking dark.
And when you guys have to come out, say what?
Then they would have to come out, but give us a second.
I want to see Mark do it just fall on his ass and bounce right back up from Mario.
No, I think this is what Shikari Richardson has to do now.
What do you mean?
This is how she redeems herself.
She comes back and masters the crazy crackhead Olympics and then she gets back in the regular Olympics.
She's back.
This is a redemption orc for her.
And you could smoke weed and do this.
There's no like terrasada or anything.
I don't think they test.
No, these people are not sober.
Honestly, if Shikari does this, she's a legend.
Agree.
If Shakari does this, she's like, and then we give her a gold medal.
I don't want you to do this.
I think that we got to do it.
Shaw, you down?
I think I'm too heavy.
Where do you get all the milk crates?
That's a good point.
Which actually is good that it is milk crates.
I think I'm too heavy.
You think?
Yeah.
You think you would crush the crates?
Yeah, I think I'd crush the crates.
No.
What about before steroids?
Before you put on all this Reudweight, what do you think?
How much do you think you've put on since you started?
It's milkway, bro.
He's drinking milk, basically.
Just milk, huh?
Milk's for babies, man.
I don't fucking know.
You don't drink milk?
No, fuck no.
Not at all.
Anti-vaxxer, anti-milk.
I'm vaccinated.
You're a vaccinated anti-vaxxer, bro.
You're a wild boy.
You're a wild boy, dude.
You're a wild boy.
No comment, Doug.
Dude, so no milk.
What else?
No milk.
That's it, man.
You won't just have a grass and milk?
A grass?
A grass?
This guy's vaccinated, bro.
Oh, that was good.
That was good.
Okay.
Chin, I love you.
I fucking love you, okay?
Stop it.
Anybody just get out, okay?
Calm down, man.
Okay.
Calm it down.
Okay.
What about a glass of milk?
You want to just have a glass of whole milk?
Or two percent?
No, just give up on it.
It's over, bro.
It's over, bro.
You fucked it up.
It's over, man.
Come on, dude.
Why is Chin dodging us?
What the fuck's going on?
Chin's on tour, bro.
He's on tour, bro?
The musician, him and Little Brows, my boy Little Brows, who won the white rapper contest for Keenan Sting.
He's on the shit.
He's like blowing up.
Get the fuck out of here.
So him and Chin are on tour.
They're in Cleveland.
What are they calling it?
The Delta variant?
Bro, dude, it was crazy when he was on Rogan, bro.
That was wild.
Who?
When he was talking about escaping North Korea and shit.
Oh, do you believe that?
I loved when you're on Rogan.
You're like, bro, you believe all that shit when you're doing it?
I was like, get him.
Son, Pico.
I don't believe it either.
I don't believe it either.
You are upset at me.
I don't believe it either.
I was just making jokes about her tits being big.
You were like, she's stacked.
She's stacked.
She was stacked.
But they say she's like the Paris Hilton of Korea.
Of North Korea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is, I don't know what that is.
Like, I mean, it's like hood rich, you know?
But obviously, I'm sure she saw some crazy shit, but maybe she's embellishing it a little bit more.
But I basically went on there.
I was like, dude, it's like.
It's weird to take her word for it and we can't.
But here's the thing: like, if it's horrible there, which we all acknowledge it's horrible there, just fucking lie and make it seem even worse.
So maybe somebody goes over there and helps.
Agree.
Like, if she goes there and she's like, actually, I had it pretty good in North Korea.
Nobody gives a fuck about your story.
You know?
So it's like, I almost look at her like what we do with jokes.
Like, if I have a story that I tell on stage, I'm going to exaggerate on this.
It's lies.
If I tell a story about Alex on this podcast, it's the truth.
Yeah, 100%.
He's 5'7.
He's 5'7.
5'7.
Crazy.
5'7.
On Thursdays, okay?
If it's a podcast day, he's coming in at 5'10, maybe 5'11.
Maybe 5'11.
We're gonna do a height in.
Fight away in.
We're doing a height end.
Nobody Cares About Story00:17:10
Back to that North Korean girl.
The first person I heard, like, kind of question was Tim Dylan.
Really?
And I was like, oh, there's a thing about this.
Then you look into it, like, oh, there's a bunch of things about it.
And then when you brought it up, I was like, get him.
I mean, I just was curious.
And the room was like, well, there's a lot of propaganda by the North Korea fucking media.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, if I was from South Korea, I don't know the truth.
If I was from South Korea, I would want her to say how awful North Korea is.
For sure.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, like, wouldn't you?
Right?
And North Korea is probably awful, but at the same time, we haven't been there.
So I stopped listening to it.
It's too depressing.
I just, I just watched the clip.
I watched the YouTube.
I saw the clip, man.
I didn't even get through that.
Yeah, dude.
Dude, I nutted like 30 seconds in.
It was unbelievable, dude.
You were distracted.
I'm surprised you heard what she said.
I just watched it on mute.
I was making some noise.
Yeah, you wouldn't nut if you heard her story.
Dude, was it really that crazy?
Horrible.
Really?
Horrible.
What was she saying?
Kids getting eaten by rats and shit.
Again, I didn't listen to it.
It's too depressing.
No way.
I don't need that.
Kids getting eaten by rats.
Like the kids were like malnourished and the rats would eat them.
Yeah, kids.
Kids can shoo.
I don't know how the rats are in North Korea, dog.
I mean, if the rats are that big, they should eat them.
Yeah.
These guys are New Yorkers, bro.
Yeah, rats are part of the turtle.
I forgot to tell you guys this story.
My boy Niels, shout out to my boy Niels, who's just fucking killing it in Bitcoin.
He made all this goddamn money in Bitcoin.
Came to school once and you went to high school with him.
Yeah, we went to high school.
Came to school with a rat in his Timberland and didn't even know.
And he thought, and he took off, bro.
He takes off his boot and then dumps his boot out and a fucking rat falls out of the booth, right?
And we're like, dude, what the fuck is going on?
Pay the light bail, Sean.
What the fuck is happening?
It's motion sensors.
All right.
Well, we need some people working around here.
Okay, back to work.
Okay.
So is Chin on like a wheel somewhere?
Okay.
Stop taking breaks, bro.
Stop taking breaks.
So he's stupid.
Okay.
I love you, Chin.
But yeah, he just came.
He dumped his fucking boot and a rat falls out of the boot.
He was just chilling with the rat the front the morning.
He literally says this.
He goes, dude, I thought my sock bunched up at the front.
That's what he thought.
His fucking sock bunched up at the front of the nils.
We love you, dog.
We love you, bro.
And if any of y'all cannot get.
Really?
You're not taking a little snoozy?
Come on, snooze, bro.
Come on, dog.
Oh, we've never seen Mark High.
I never know that you do lips, bro.
These are only six milligrams.
What does that mean?
You just did three of them.
That's 18 milligrams.
I got all that shit run through my veins.
Really?
What else you got right in there?
Yeah, you're on some shit, dude.
Am I going to look like Brendan after this?
Hell no, dude.
I think he might do that.
This shit reminds me of Swedish prison.
Oh, that's right.
They would just do snooze.
That's the only thing they were allowed to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Get a lip going, dude.
They couldn't do cigarettes and shit like that.
Nah, you look like a fucking retail.
I mean, you look so Florida now.
It's unbelievable.
What?
Oh, you look fantastic.
Don't let him hold you down.
Come on, dude.
That would be great.
Nah, he holds it better than you.
What are you talking about?
Let me say big lips.
You should be using it.
Wait, would you do like multiple of those a day?
Oh, I'll go through a can of day.
Really?
Are you worried at all about getting like face cancer?
No, no, no.
Why not?
Because there's no tobacco.
Tobacco is what fucks you up.
What's in it?
Nicotine.
Just nicotine.
Straight nicotine.
Oh, so they figured out a way to like people.
Yeah.
Because like nicotine is actually, there's proof that it's like healthy for you.
Say what you were about to say.
You were like, it's good for you.
I was going to say good for you.
I think it's nice.
I think it's nice.
It's promoted.
It gets nice.
So you're not going to have your face removed.
No, not at all.
No one gets cancer from this.
It's just addictive.
Huh.
But it just makes you feel good.
And it's not bad for you.
Yeah, like the thing they found, like smokers, like dementia.
Obviously, I worry about CT.
I know there's a million jokes about it with CT, but what they realized is smokers, numb had dementia because the nicotine.
So they're like, how can we get nicotine in the brain without smoking?
And then shit like this comes up.
Like there's extensive research that nicotine helps dementia.
And CT, yeah.
Demon frozen.
That's why I started doing it.
Wait, really?
That's the only reason I started doing it.
Get the fuck out of here.
I swear out my life.
I don't smoke.
I do no drugs.
I do nothing.
I only do this.
Is it like Shaub's brand?
What?
Is it like your brand?
No, I work with them.
But I started with them.
How is it?
Are you spitting them?
He's spitting them.
Oh, no, you can swallow.
I'm afraid to swallow it.
No, you don't have to be.
I threw up so much in high school.
Bro, this isn't like fucking Kodiak, bro.
You got to get one too.
You can swallow it's fine.
Yeah, I swear out my life.
I go through a pack a day, Doug.
Give me one.
That doesn't sound healthy.
Is it going to hurt my lips?
No, not at all.
There's no like.
You went top lip?
Don't you go top lip?
What are you, Fred McGray?
Bro, take one of these, dude.
They're doing top in prison.
This is Shaub's secret to being a genius, bro.
You got to take this.
Take this.
Come on.
Hold on one second, Shaub.
Hey, Truffle, are you going to take one?
Just put it right in your fucking nostril?
Just so you can.
Okay, okay.
Get the nose-making nose jokes.
Let me see it.
So I just leave it here.
Yeah, you can swallow it.
There's no real effects.
I feel smarter.
Do you?
Yeah, it's starting to hit.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Do you get any concussions from soccer?
I got one, yeah.
From heading, right?
There's a lot of concussions.
Punched by a goalkeeper in the head.
Really?
You see his forehead?
He's good.
Yeah.
He got his brain.
I broke the keeper's hand, bro.
That's what happened.
Dude, he got the real shit, dude.
Prometheus face over here.
I remember Prometheus.
They had the heads on.
They had some fucking skulls on it, dude.
That kid's got a skull.
Big brain over there.
Big fucking brain.
If he has a big brain, I'm brad.
Okay, what else we got?
What else we got, Shaub?
What else we need to talk about?
What else is there before we get the fuck out of here?
Okay, we just start snoozing, dog.
You look like you all just got punched in the face.
We do, right?
Fat lip.
Did you do fat lip or no?
Brendan looks normal.
All of you guys look.
Where do you put it?
Pause.
Right here.
Why did you go?
You said in Sweden they were doing it?
Yeah.
You know what the thing is?
In Sweden, like people that are really into this, so these are six milligrams.
Yeah.
I ordered some from Sweden.
Sweden?
There were 60 milligrams.
Yeah, 60?
60.
Oh, you'll pass out.
You don't want to fucking burn.
I couldn't even keep it.
I don't know whether I don't.
Take it easy.
Bro.
Tell me about the cycle, bro.
You're fucking off.
I just can't work out.
Ah, dude, it's too much.
It's too much.
I was a professional athlete.
I know you're a professional athlete.
And two sports.
I know that.
I'm aware of that.
It's different.
Let's say hypothetical.
Hypothetically, if you were to be on.
I would have to do it.
I would do tasks and then I would do Primo every day.
What's Primo?
What's Primo?
Primo is parabolin, I think.
I can't even say it.
That's even though I'm not on it.
I don't know.
I have a friend who does all that shit.
I don't know.
You've taken Moderna and you called it Moderna.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just saying.
This is shit that you know how to do and you know how to take.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, I believe, if I was to go to someone outside of the muscle doc shouts in a muscle doc, Jordan, you know what I'm saying?
Who's the muscle doc?
Oh, dude, George.
He's Dallas.
Dude, I don't know what that guy's on, but he's a savage.
Yeah.
There you go.
Okay, but if I was to go to somebody and learn about what I should take, I would come to you.
Really?
I would come to you.
I feel like you would know.
Why don't you talk about your performance-enhancing drugs?
What about I take your own stuff?
Finasteride?
That, also, Blue Chew.
Oh, yeah.
Also, that.
You like Blue Chew?
Love it.
He takes it every morning.
Every morning.
I took it to beat off.
Fuck yeah.
I had to savage jack off sessions.
But the thing is, is that the hands?
I was hands as a bloodline.
What time did I do that?
You just took it and then waited and waited because I was supposed to take something down and it fell through, and now it's like.
So you just sucked yourself off?
That's crazy, bro.
Wait, you sucked yourself off, dude?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
You had respect.
You know what?
So Mark's a wild boy when he's on some snooze, huh?
Yeah.
Just suck you off.
Distressing.
I went with it.
I'm like, oh man.
You just packed a lip of your own dick, dude.
You scared it right so high, man.
But I just tucked it right in.
Bro, you ever threw your head in your mouth?
But you know, Blue Chew, if you took it, if you're a UFC fighter, you took it before a fight, you'd fail the drug test.
Really?
It's an illegal supplement, yeah.
Really?
Because it enhances your blood flow.
And you wouldn't make weight either.
I definitely wouldn't have to.
Because your dick would be so big.
Pulsing.
It would, bro.
It would.
My urethra lips quiver when I'm on it.
Is that true?
Are we high?
This is what we needed, boys.
We're back on this shit.
Minute four.
I tried telling you guys, man.
What is it?
Am I high?
Yeah.
Is it lemon?
It's lemon flavor.
My gum's bleeding?
No, not at all.
There's no broken glass.
No, there's none of that.
What's in it?
What is it?
Just straight nicotine.
Are you sure?
I swear I'm not like that.
What does nicotine look like?
Yeah, I don't know, dude.
How do we know it's nicotine?
Maybe this is just testicle sweat that you just put in little packets and you're just delicious, though, right?
It's actually not that bad.
Yeah.
What's that watch you got right there?
Oh, you're a watch guy all of a sudden now.
No, I'm a fraud.
I'm a complete fraud.
Well, if you're wearing that, he's a car guy.
He's a watch guy.
I'm a fraud.
But this is.
Well, you have good taste in cars.
Job, ask him about his car.
Ask him about his car.
No, it's a speedster, right?
Yeah, speedster.
Keep going, keep asking.
Yeah, it's a 356.
356.
356.
Keep it 358.
And you're having it restored?
Yeah.
I'm just having it stored.
I want to re-expect.
Keep asking questions.
He's a lead.
You'll get to the lobotomy, sir.
This guy fucking lobotomized me when I was making fun of him as we were getting the car built.
Are you helping with the car?
No, no, no.
I had nothing.
Whoever's listening, I've had no say in this.
No, but here's what's scary for me.
Because when I heard you talking about cars with Rogan, I was like, all right.
Doesn't really know cars.
So if they know you don't know cars, they're going to fuck you on that rebuild.
Right.
So he's going to really fucking.
It's not a real speedster.
I'm not spending half a million dollars on a car.
Assume that, yes.
I'm getting a replica speed surge built.
Right.
I'm sure it's the shell.
Yeah, I know.
It's the shell.
Well, they built it.
And they're making it, yes.
And then they put it on a Volkswagen chassis, essentially.
And they cut the Volkswagen chassis to make it a.
And these guys all make fun of me.
He said that I had a fucking, was it a Cerati Girls car?
A Jetta.
A Jetta.
He was going to have a Portrait of a Jetta.
He just fucking made me feel bad.
Well, there was a Jeddah in the corner of the garage.
We have that on there.
Which is not my.
I would never have my car built on a fucking Jedi.
What's it built on?
What?
What's it built on?
Mark, you're asking questions for no reason.
You're high.
I'm addicted to drugs.
You're addicted to the drugs.
I'm addicted to drugs.
Look at the team.
Dude, you're addicted to drugs.
Okay?
Just tell us.
Volkswagen Beatle, Mark.
Do you know what kind of engine they're putting in?
Yeah.
They build the engine from scratch.
It's actually the same engine that was in the Porsches.
So they're not.
Back then because it's me slow as fuck.
Well, yeah, it's not meant to be fast.
I get that, but if it's the engine from back then, it's going to be so slow.
It will have like 100 pounds.
I know they have like 100.
We'll have way more horsepower than that.
But the way that it's built, it's built in the same way.
It's going to be dope.
No, no, I'm not.
It's like your Harley.
Is it like the maroon color?
I have a specific green that I want.
It's going to be sick.
Like a British green?
It is a version of that.
It's a little darker.
I want to see it.
The British Racing Green is amazing.
The best.
But here's the thing about the car, right?
I'm not a big car guy.
You're a big car guy, Joe, a big car guys.
I don't care about the legacy of the car.
I just think the thing is fucking beautiful, and I don't want it to be old.
And it's almost as if this shit was proven to me when we were in LA a couple days ago.
So all these guys are making fun of me.
Well, don't you just get the old one?
I spent half a million dollars on a car.
I'm not even a fucking car guy.
Stupid, right?
We get this 1970, what is it?
Cadillac Devil, right?
We're drawing that brought up to your show.
Pulling up, right?
No, no, no.
That was the hydraulic show.
We'll get it.
And we're driving around.
I'm like, dude, 1970, it's a fucking boat.
But I was like, this is cool.
This is how you drive.
Everything's good.
Whatever.
We're stopping to do a video, right?
And literally, the guy told us was like, sometimes it heats up.
When it heats up, you just turn it off.
But just make sure it doesn't go past like the half meter on the heat.
I'm like, all right.
I didn't even look at the meter because I'm like, we're not even driving.
Why would it heat up, right?
All of a sudden, green shit starts shooting out the front of the fucking car.
Jesus.
Green.
Like Mark said was like something out of R.L. Stein.
Like it was goosebumps, right?
Slime is coming out of the front of the car.
We bought a Kids' Choice Award, dude.
We were fucking slime.
It's amazing.
Everybody in shit.
It's crazy.
Like you're on double digit.
Yeah, exactly.
100%.
Shooting out the front of the car.
Smoke starts coming out.
Al, there's a great video of Al like.
That's the fucking slime.
Yes.
It looks like a cartoon.
It looks like we edited the picture, right?
But it was also spraying out.
That's why Mom looks like a turtle.
Seriously, because he gets closed.
This is real shit.
So he goes, so all of a sudden, Al jumps out of the car, we're out of the car, it's smoking, it's just stopped immediately.
And they're all looking at me, and I'm telling them, this is why I don't want a fucking old car.
I don't want to deal with you.
You want something that looks like it's a good thing.
The problem with the old cars, you have to get them worked on all the time.
It's always in the shop.
You have to have a specialist.
No, you're doing it.
I want Ace.
Don't listen to that.
I want heat.
I want music.
I want power fucking windows.
You know, the speedsters, you slide the windows in yourself.
I'm like, fuck that.
Give me the power.
I just want to look beautiful because back in the day, they made cars look beautiful because they didn't have all these gas requirements.
Like now, every car looks exactly the same because it has to meet an emissions requirement.
Correct.
So it has to have all these aerodynamics.
Back in the day, they didn't give a fuck if it was aerodynamic at all.
Those are the beautiful cars.
I dig it.
No, no, we like to give him shit, but I completely, as a truffle, support this because, first of all, he would never drive a $300,000 to $500,000 car in Manhattan going out.
He's driving a German car.
He's going to drive it around.
And that's not a daily driver either.
Exactly.
That's you taking that out for fun.
I might even leave it out here.
That'd be dope.
On the West Coast.
I'll drive that.
I'm going to leave it at Thick Boy Studios.
You could do that.
As long as you drive it, you'd be a flamethrower.
I'd be Wreck-It Ralph.
Dude, that's right.
It'd be literally hilarious.
That'd be sick.
Yo, we got to get you in the speedster.
100%.
You should take my car first.
Are you fine?
You got some wheels, huh?
That's a wheel.
What's the collection?
Like all the cars?
Yeah.
Right now, so that the GT2, the SMR and DB11, the G-Wagon 63, and then the Defender.
And I have a speedster.
Now I have a Bronco coming.
What, your Defender?
Next week.
2020.
It's 2021.
Okay, let me throw something at you.
British Green.
British Green.
Beautiful.
Class.
Let me say.
Favorite color in cars.
Toyota.
I'm out.
Camry.
I'm out.
Wait for it.
No, no, no.
Trust me.
Wait for it.
Trust me.
Wait for it.
It's my car, but he's going to say it.
Land Cruiser.
Say it.
Say it.
Senator Cole.
Continue.
Say it.
I know you want to say it.
The FJ.
1970s FJ.
It was sick.
They're fucking.
The reason I say it is because you said the Bronco.
The FJ is fucking unbelievable.
No, they're dope.
And it's slept on.
It's like a little more slept on.
Nah, they're expensive.
They're expensive.
You get redundant.
They're trailing what like the 1980s and 90s Defenders.
Oh, by far.
Those Defenders are like 200 grand.
I mean, after this podcast airs, bye-bye.
Yeah, bye-bye.
FJ.
No, those are sick.
They're sick, right?
I would fuck with one of those.
Have you seen the new Bronco, though?
The Bronco.
Two-door, you get the first edition package.
The Yeti package, I think they call it, with the 35s comes from the factory 35s.
They just released a British green color.
What does that mean?
The 35s?
The tires.
So it comes like off-road already.
All set.
You don't have to do any off-market shit, all set.
Take the top off.
You can have the doors off.
It gets mud.
You can fucking hose it down.
So let me ask you this.
He's got shit right there.
Am I going to turn into like a car guy?
Is that what happens?
Like, you get a couple and then it becomes like the watch and it becomes like these things.
Because it starts with that, right?
You're like, yeah, this is.
You can't be a car guy in New York unless New York is tough.
Yeah, that's the new Broncos.
I like the old one better.
The old 90s shit.
The OJ one?
The OJ Bronco?
Oh, my God.
I get the fuck out of it.
You don't learn that thing?
With the lift?
Yeah.
It's a nightmare.
Do you think OJ did it?
110%.
Come on.
And I'm still a fan.
Come on, bro.
Wow, dude.
I still fuck with him.
He's just saying that to clear his mind because he knows the killer could still be out there.
That's true.
The killer could be out here.
Do you guys think the son did it?
Maybe.
Here's my question.
Would you have him on the podcast?
I would if I come on the podcast.
So my team reached out to him too.
Yes.
And here's the thing.
We didn't reach out to him.
You're a wild boy.
No, I reached out to him.
Yeah.
But he won't talk about it.
I'm high out of my mind right now.
No, off this?
I'm high out of my mind.
You're addicted to drugs.
I'm addicted to drugs.
We're all drug addicts now.
I'm pulling my dick out right now.
Welcome to the team.
Welcome to the team.
If he'll talk about the murder, if he talks about the murder, I'm down, but he won't.
So I'm not going to have Bond to talk about fantasy foot football.
I don't give a fuck.
Let's get to it, man.
Yeah, But you don't want to have him on.
I didn't say I wouldn't.
The ratings would be nothing.
Listen, you have to separate the crime from the criminal.
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Like, that's just, you know, that's bottom line.
Yes, right?
Keep going.
Keep going on that.
What do you mean?
Like, the way you separate the art from the artist.
You know what I mean?
If the artist is something bad, that's fine.
You got something.
Oh, you want to have him on Krishna?
You think you did it?
Otherwise, you'd have him on.
I don't think he did it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm no fucking detective out here, bro.
I wish I killed him.
Yeah, yeah.
Civil, he was found guilty.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Civil, he's guilty.
And he's fucking guilty.
Yeah, he did.
It's pretty obvious.
He did.
And it would be a crazy conversation.
Al wants him on.
I don't know.
But then people go, yo, you had Alex Jones on to me.
But I'm like, yeah, but Alex Jones didn't kill anybody.
He said people didn't die.
He said people didn't kill him.
He did the opposite of killing me.
He did the opposite.
He said kids didn't die.
He made more people.
He made more people.
Yeah.
Both offensive.
I think you should do it.
You could get away with it.
Come on.
Have OJ on?
Yes.
Yes.
But then what do we do?
How do we make it different?
How do we make it unique?
Should we dress up as Nicole?
But we know.
Yeah.
Pool Boy.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, pool boy.
Oh, boy.
Kaylin Cato?
Yeah.
I could do that.
You have a long hair.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a little cabana boy.
I'm fit for it.
I'm a cabana boy.
I could do it.
Yeah, what could you do with him?
I wonder if you could talk about like.
It can't be an interview.
It has to be a game.
No, that'd be lame.
Yeah.
But you could talk about shit going on, like murders going on now.
Let's start a murder podcast with OJ.
And just get his opinions.
Yeah.
Bro, how have none of those girls that do those NPRs?
Well, I'll go to cereal.
Yeah, a cereal and then get OJ and get his opinion.
And be like, dude, you believe this guy?
Yeah.
How would you do it?
Hypothetically.
Like, can you believe this guy got away with this?
He's like, yeah, a little bit.
He's sick.
Which pod would you have him on?
Oh, I'd put him on King and Sting so me and Theo could light him up.
That would be fucking unreal.
Gim so mad he tries to kill us.
Oh.
Yo.
But you could hold your own now.
I'd beat the shit out of OJ.
You think you would?
Oh, I know I would.
Do you still want to fight?
Is there a little part of you?
What?
Not at all?
When was the last time you fought?
Like in 2014 or 15 when I fought in the UC?
Oh, you didn't have like a street scuttle?
Never.
Really?
I didn't have a street fight when I was old.
What about like subduing somebody?
Like, would you do that?
If on the plane, someone's like trying to do something.
You know how everyone's wilding on planes?
Yeah, yeah.
When I got on a plane, I'm like, I fucking hope so.
Oh, you would tape the guy?
I just choke him out and then film it for you know and sell tickets.
That'd be Andrew.
Andrew gets on planes and gets crazy.
Andrew's a crazy guy.
Oh, I love it.
Keep it dark.
Can we see?
Yeah, but it's not as good.
Probably better with light up.
Okay, listen, Shaw, we have to wrap this up.
I do, dude.
I love you, man.
I love you so much.
Don't let them hate on this.
I'm proud of you.
Especially the green.
You're going to love it.
I'm going to show it to you.
Can I leave it at Thick Boy Studios?
I could leave it up in Santa Barbara, but there's part of me that kind of wants you to rip it every once in a while.
We had one more thing we didn't talk about.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
OnlyFans.
Oh!
Banning pornography.
Okay, that's it.
We do OnlyFans and then we're done.
They fucked themselves.
But do you know the whole story?
It's not all.
Can you break it down?
Because some people might not know.
Okay, so everybody, so the report comes out.
Can I tell you what I think before you tell the real story?
Yeah, go, go, go.
I think, because they're a billion-dollar business, right?
I think they're trying to sell to mainstream and get big sponsors.
And they're like, yeah, we're down to buy it.
But you got to ditch the nudity, the porn.
They're like, all right, that's easy.
And you'll buy it.
So I bet they're planning to sell.
That's why I think they did it.
Or they want to go public.
Because there was somebody else who allowed porn and they got, was it Tumblr or something?
Did it?
Tumblr took it off.
Tumblr did it.
And then they're like, no more porn.
And then just shot themselves in the foot.
And now they're irrelevant.
That's literally what Mark said.
Is it, can you see us still?
Because this is kind of like intimate.
We're talking about OnlyFans.
It's like, can you see them?
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah.
Maybe not me.
So they're banning fucking, basically.
Yeah.
Most of these big OnlyFans accounts that we know from the thoughts or like the IG thoughts, I think they're just some nudity, but it's not like dicks going in them.
No, like, you know, you know, my girl who works for me, Kat, is on there.
She makes crazy money on there.
But she does no nudity.
What does she do?
Feet?
She does feet.
She might do like, you know, a sexy picture and like lingerie or something.
Nothing crazy ever.
Like, super classy.
Yeah, we're trying to get Dove into it.
She crushes it.
You need to put a thong on and get on there.
I think I could.
I think Dove would do better, though.
Why?
Softcore.
What's soft about him?
He has a soft core.
Yeah, he's perfect.
You look friendly.
You're perfect for softcore.
You're built for softball.
I out-pull-upped you by three times.
You didn't go full dead hang.
You didn't go dead hang.
Let's go right now.
How many did you do?
21.
This guy can do.
He is.
He breathes out of his nose.
He got lift.
That's on him.
Whatever anyone does for me to win, plus one.
Stop it.
Can you be honest, though?
Because Mark is saying something you didn't exactly say right.
You can beat her, right?
No, no, no.
Talk to the people you can beat.
Al did win, but was Dove cheating when he sneezed, and he would be able to say that.
Literally, that was he cheating.
Yeah, he was cheating.
He was cheating.
Do you know that before I joined this little ruckus gang?
It was him that got the nose jokes.
Yeah, that's why I brought him up.
That's why I brought you on board.
Yeah, I haven't got a single nose joke since he's been around.
Your nose is tiny, actually.
I'd say that's a good idea.
Your nose looks tiny.
I don't think I'm high because of this snooze.
I think he's taking all the oxygen from me.
For all my life, we're blood doping right now.
Brendan didn't pay the AC bill.
Get hot in here.
Big Boy Studio is going out of business really.
But, okay, so basically, all the girls are just showing tits, all these IG miles, and maybe, I don't even, maybe if they're showing pussy, I don't even know.
But like, if you can still see titties, people are going to still pay.
Correct.
So it's just the people who are fucking.
And if I want to see fucking, I'm not paying $5.
I'll go on part of the story.
A lot of people are, though, like Nicole Anison, who's huge on there.
So that was her way of saying.
Nicole Aniston?
Yeah, she's a huge porno star.
She's date my buddy.
Anyways, though, she, you can bring her up, but she showed.
You brought her up.
Well, you know, so on U porn, they take their cut, like Braziers or whatever it is.
They take a huge cut.
OnlyFans, she gets all the money.
I love you, Brendan.
I love you so much.
It sounds so elegant.
Yeah, she gets all the money.
She gets all the money.
She gets 20%.
They take 20%.
Yeah, but that's still better.
Look at her dime piece.
So she makes, you know, whatever, let's say 600K a month on OnlyFans.
They take it away.
She has to go back to fucking Uporn, sign a deal with, you know, Reality Kings, gets half her money.
Also, the thing with OnlyFans is you're not paying necessarily for the sex.
You're paying for the relationship.
And that's another thing.
That's GM's, right?
It's the parasocial relationship.
You know that Kat doesn't have to do that herself.
They have these agencies.
I'm aware.
Okay.
It's a hustle.
It's an Indian call center.
I think they have an Indian call center set up.
And so that's how you got to get guys off of OnlyFans.
You got to just put the message in an Indian accent and then you'll be off.
Or.
But we don't want OnlyFans to go away.
Wait, what?
You don't want the fan base to just go away because it fucks those Indian fans.
I want OnlyFans to go away.
Why?
Because I thought it'd be a more salacious take.
Is there a more salacious take than that?
I will take that one.
I have no attachment to OnlyFans.
I'm sad that it's taking away the Indian call center, guys.
That's true.
Yeah.
Because all this texting, they're fucked.
You're throwing me on so much.
Like that thing.
You're making these so Indian guys.
You had the Mexican joke in the beginning.
You're making souls.
As a white guy, fellow white guy.
Yeah, tone it down tonight.
No, Akosh is.
We're going to face down Akosh and then he'll be like, he's an immigrant, dude.
He's not even fucking white.
Yeah, you are white, but you're an immigrant.
Dark white.
Yeah.
He's dark white.
Yeah.
What's your family came from where?
From Montreal.
You're white.
No, no, no, no.
You're a white walker.
You're a white walker.
Whiter than Canada.
You are a white.
They're the Quakers.
Nothing gets whiter in Montreal.
What?
You're white.
You're a white kid, dude.
You're a white as fuck.
You're a white walker.
I'm a fucking kid.
Jay-Z doesn't have Jay-Z.
Drake doesn't have any stories about Montreal.
That's close.
You like my sweater, bro.
That's crazy.
I'm darker than your sweater.
That's what I'm saying.
Actually, we don't even need to turn on the lights.
Just have Mark sit on the table.
It'll bounce it on you.
Listen, OnlyFans, girls, go keep making your money from these guys.
It's only $5.
It's the biggest, it's the best deal in the world.
Imagine just paying $5 and you just see the girl that you think is the hottest girl on the planet.
You just see her tits and pussy.
Yeah.
Like, what a fucking unbelievable bargain.
Amazing.
And if you're hot enough that, you know, fucking 10,000 guys want to see it, God bless you.
I'm okay with OnlyFans.
I think it's great.
I think it's fine.
Awesome.
I just think the I wonder why they're doing it, though.
It has to be to get bought out.
They want to get IPO, dude.
They want to.
I think it's the credit card.
If it's just about sex, you know, I heard it's the banks.
Yeah.
Because the banks don't want to take that.
They did the same thing with Pornhub.
Wait, they did?
Yeah.
They're like, clean up your site because we don't want our company to be tied.
Like, they don't want that ad to the child.
Here's the thing.
When I buy child porn, I use MasterCard.
Like, they don't want that shit.
You know what I mean?
Well, I don't think.
So I don't think the issue is you're actually touching on with the child porn.
I don't think it's just showing tits and pussy.
I think they can't control or they're not controlling well enough who's subscribing to the OnlyFans.
You got a bunch of like fucking 10-year-olds that are subscribing to these like naked people.
I don't know what the sign-up process is.
I would assume there's like 21 or over.
I mean, they say, Are you 21?
And they go, oh, yeah.
Or something like that.
Maybe they show your ID, but you can get an ID.
But also, it could be underage people showing pussy and tits.
And that's what they don't want to do.
And the banks are like, we're not touching any of this shit.
If there's like a prostitution thing, apparently there's also an illegal country thing going on.
So like some countries don't allow like sex work like that.
And so now other countries are like, yo, we can prosecute and OnlyFans is complicit and they're a partner in the crime if they're facilitating the transaction.
And then you were saying that something like, we think a billion dollars is a lot.
Like we think a billion dollars is a lot as far as but for a bank, they're like, that's adorable, sweetheart.
There's four of us that, oh my God.
Yeah, it feels inappropriate to talk about this with this much light.
I'm sorry for what I said.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier.
I think we have to do it.
All the Indians I've been seeing.
Now the lights on keep that same energy with the lights on.
This poor woman does have a visa, but I do.
Guys, thank you so much for listening.
Shaw, you're the fucking man.
Thank you.
Fighter and the kid.
I mean, tell them everywhere that they can, they know who you are, but tell everybody where they can watch your show.
I'm in La Jolla next week.
Check them.
This is coming out tomorrow.
So, or Tuesday.
Tuesday.
So, yeah, La Jolla.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, La Jolla Comedy Store.
And then the big one, San Antonio Bud Light Event Center, September 24th, 24th.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We love San Antonio.
San Antonio is a great fucking city.
It's unfucking real, man.
Have you stayed at that Hotel Emma?
No.
I wasn't involved with the San Antonio.
Wow.
Convenient, dove.
Why?
Hotel Emma's Don't Best Hotel in America.
So that's where you want Airbnb.
That's where your hotel.
Even then, as much as I love that hotel, I might do Airbnb just because Hotel M is a five-star effect.
Will you guys just stay in those cages, or how does it work?
Kyle stays in a cage.
What if he's bringing a girl home?
You got to give him the big cage.
Then I get in the cage.
Yo, so check him out at San Antonio.
Where can they get tickets and all that stuff?
Thinkboy.com or F-A-T-K-Z.com.
Done.
Make sure you check it out.
I love you, man.
You're the man.
Thank you so much.
And thank you so much for what you've done for me, man.