Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Kamala Harris's Timberland footwear as a heritage statement and analyze staged stair footage countering Trump narratives. They defend Joe Rogan against alleged transphobia, citing Fallon Fox's UFC history to argue against transgender athletes competing in women's divisions while critiquing Caitlin Jenner's family dynamics. The hosts question critics' depth of knowledge regarding Rogan's work before pivoting to Andy Dick and Japanese game shows, ultimately framing these cultural moments through a lens of skepticism toward mainstream media narratives. [Automatically generated summary]
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Stop Getting Bullied Online00:05:30
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We're checking in.
Making sure that you're cool, making sure that you're groovy, making sure that your life is good.
Hopefully it's getting back to normal as things start to crack open around the world.
Hopefully you got a job still.
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Maybe you're working from home.
But we appreciate you fucking with us throughout this whole pandemic.
And I think this shit is about to wrap up come November with these elections.
That being said, we got things to do.
Still, we have things to talk about.
This has been a pretty crazy week when you think about it.
And I don't know where we should begin.
I don't know if we begin on the resurgence of Akash's Timberlands.
You know, I think that a lot of people tried to give Kamala Harris credit for really kind of bringing back the Timberland sneaker, if you will.
I paved the way.
Not only do you pave the way.
Can you please, can you please look at the Tims that we have here?
They're part of our set.
Maybe you should bring them into the set.
Thank you very much, Akash.
And it only makes sense.
Maybe you wear them during this set.
If I were you, yeah.
I mean, they're yours, but I'll wear them.
Yeah, that's fine.
You be wearing sneakers too big for you anyway.
All your Yeezys fit like four sizes too big.
Yo, it's real.
You're talking about like Christmas socks.
Yeah, I got them from my cousin, and then he got another pair.
So I was like, all right, fuck it.
He took them back.
Anyway, point is, Kamala lit the internet on fire because she was walking around in her like old J-Lo outfit.
Yep.
You know, and I feel like... Kamala looking cute though, to be honest.
I'm not going to lie.
She looks bright.
Yo.
Like, yeah, yeah.
Let's talk about it.
We'll work our way up.
Let's start with the feet and outfit.
Yeah, because we're going to get AOC is out of here, bro.
I don't want to hear about AOC's honkers no more.
Yeah, we need some Kamala.
Okay.
So let's start with the feet.
Okay.
First of all, she took those stairs and that stair, that vertical descent.
That's tricky.
That's tricky vertical descent.
No hands.
If you don't think this was planned, no hands on the bar, right?
Now, who's this to shot at?
Remember when Trump couldn't walk down the slanted?
And by slanted, I'm not talking about the people who started this virus.
I'm talking about whatever that thing is.
What is it called?
A slope?
Like a ramp?
A ramp.
Yeah.
Couldn't walk down the ramp.
Slope?
But he couldn't walk down the ramp.
And then she's just hot stepping down those stairs.
Keeps it pushing.
You know they wanted us to see the Timberlands because they cut her fucking head out of the shot.
Watch this, right?
And your head's cut off.
Well, her feet are kind of cut off too, but it's clearly planned.
Yes.
This is the, hey, let's remind everybody I'm black thing.
Like the whole outfit.
Nothing about it is remotely like.
Skin tight jeans.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, she doing it right now.
Nah, but this is the let's remind everybody I'm black and also Indian by me getting the cheap pair of tips.
100% yo, 100%.
With that little ass red carpet.
This is the most Indian she ever did.
Do you think she was about to fly off on that?
She got on the carpet in Tims and then started flying away.
And then levitated.
Black vote, Indian vote.
And she opened up her jacket and there's a little lamp hanging out of that lace.
Yo, Kamala.
Okay, now let's talk about the bosoms.
We're on Patreon.
I didn't know Kamala had it like this.
Oh, I knew she was stacked.
You knew she was stacked?
I did not.
Really?
I did not.
And that's no kids.
So those are sitting perky at 53.
Oh, word.
She in that no kids sucking on them titties.
Really?
Nah.
Just mayors.
Just, you know, politicians.
The body is tight.
No, the body is.
Man, since in check, you know what I mean?
FA take notes.
Oh, yeah.
FA's here with us.
I don't know if I said that earlier, but FA's come all the way from England to work on a little project with us.
We'll be telling you guys about in the future.
This is the most Indian she ever been, though.
Mars right with the discount Tims.
We ain't spent no money on no real Tims.
Come on.
I think that was Alex's joke, but that's it.
That was me, though.
You know what I mean?
Don't listen to the black man.
You know what I mean?
I'm too busy looking at the black woman.
The best-dressed Indian.
The best-dressed Indian on the internet.
Al, stop acting like you think she's attractive.
You attracted to half of her, and it's not the black woman.
That's a nice curry black right there.
Curry black.
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You want to talk about our boy Joe Rogan and his smear campaign they got coming for?
Son, just time it out.
You could time these shits out.
What you mean?
He called it on the last episode.
I think I did call it, right?
Yeah.
Anytime Joe Rogan gets introduced as an influencer in the political sphere, the next day there is a smear campaign that says he's transphobic, homophobic, sexist, whatever.
He literally tells me, he's like, oh, yeah, anytime that I get retweeted or posted by any political candidate, I just turn my phone off for a day.
Like, I don't even go on Twitter.
I don't go on Instagram.
It's just, it's noise.
But now everybody's coming to him with the Spotify shit.
You've seen that?
What's happened with all this?
With the Spotify or the political thing?
Both.
I think the view, the chicks on the view, those idiots were just saying that he's homophobic or he's transphobic.
I watched some of the clips.
To be fair, Megan McCain was like, I'm a fan of Joe Rogan.
I think he's massive.
And I'm not sure you guys realize how big he is.
She says all the, she gives love.
She's like, I think this would be good.
And then the liberal chick does the liberal talking points of, oh, he has a history of this and this and this and this.
I'm not comfortable with him moderating a debate.
What history, bitch?
Like, have you listened to one fucking podcast?
Have you listened to any episodes of this guy?
Do you even understand what's going on?
Like, do you understand?
But that's the thing.
When you're not a fan of somebody, all you hear is just the headlines.
Also, she has to serve.
Headlines was transphobic comment or when he said nigga or things like that.
So it's like, that's only thing you know of that person.
Yeah.
And this girl's a smart girl, but my girl watches the view.
She's just like every liberal talking point.
She'll hit.
She'll say smart things, but you know her point of view on everything before the story comes up.
It never veers from that.
She's appeasing her fan base or whatever it is.
So, hey, the left, the far left, whatever doesn't like Rogan.
I don't like Rogan.
Tell me why I don't like Rogan.
Okay, I'll make that sound smart as fuck.
Yeah.
I bet she couldn't even say what he said about trans people.
Oh, I agree.
She would do the research if you asked.
I just asked her, why is he transphobic?
Well, he said transphobic thing.
What?
Well, he said that trans boxers shouldn't fight women.
Oh, so you mean people who are genetically male shouldn't beat women up?
How do you feel about men hitting women?
Well, that's wrong.
How do you feel about men who want to be women hitting women?
That's totally okay.
I mean, there was that girl who literally broke a woman's skull.
Yeah.
What was her name?
Something Fox?
I can't remember.
I remember it wasn't.
Fallon Fox.
UFC fighter.
Yeah.
She literally cracked a girl's skull so they didn't know that she was trans.
She was fighting these other chicks.
She's a dude that is trans.
So she has dude strength in there and she's destroying these fucking women.
It's dangerous, bro.
At a certain point in time, you need to step in.
Somebody needs to go find cyborgs baby pictures because I don't know.
Cyborgs?
What is that?
Cyborg, that UFC fighter?
Oh, yeah.
She got her ass kicked.
Oh, she did?
Yeah, by Amanda Noons.
Oh, yeah.
That chick's not playing.
She's bad as fuck.
Yeah, that girl does not play around.
There was also Caitlin Jenner.
I don't know if this was a whole video, but on TMZ, she was just like crying also about Joe Rogan being transphobic.
Caitlin Jenner's homophobic.
Caitlin Jenner don't even believe in gay.
I know she says I don't.
Joe, that's the thing, bro.
I don't understand how you jump gay.
I remember when she came out or when she transitioned, she said, I am still attracted to women, but I'm not gay.
So if anybody wants to explain that to me, cool.
But I remember she's like, I'm a Christian and you're like, homosexual.
She doesn't believe in like same-sex marriages or something like that.
She was coming with all this shit.
We were looking at her like, yo, do you know what you are?
Yeah.
Do you know what the fuck you are?
How are we supposed to accept this and you can't even accept that?
It's crazy.
She's stupid.
She's married to a woman.
She's married to a woman.
And she's a woman.
So she celebrates Father's Day.
This confused bitch.
I think she just mad.
Ain't it funny that as soon as she transitioned, all of a sudden she wanted all this attention and all the spotlight got to be on me all the time.
Let me find my way into the headlines.
Bruce didn't give a fuck about none of this.
Bruce was chilling in the shadows.
Yo, Bruce was the coolest person on that show, bro.
Yo.
I liked Bruce.
As soon as Bruce became Caitlin, even the family was like, get this bitch out of here.
Yo, I can't handle it no more.
Like Bruce and the son.
Because the son was just like, I'm not sure.
They both were.
They really broke.
No, no, not that one.
The Jenner son.
Oh, Brody?
Yeah, yeah.
And he was just crushing puss.
He's like, I don't got time for that.
This shit.
Remember when you did a show on MTV about getting a friend?
No.
It was called like Bromance or something like that.
It's like, it's a competition.
You know, back in MTV, he was doing a competition for everything.
Oh, my God.
But it was like, instead of like competing, like, who can climb a mountain?
It was like competing for like social tasks.
Who could be my new bro?
That's right.
Seemed like a bunch of goons competed to be his bro.
We're like, what the fuck is going on here?
You guys going to milk some prostates?
Yo, before that, though, MTV, back when they were like creative, they had an Andy Dick.
Remember the comedian Andy Dick?
He had a fake thing to be his intern, his assistant.
It was like a fake reality show.
But he's putting them all through very real, like super hard tasks, like mad arduous.
Like one guy had to cut his lawn with scissors.
One guy had to find his contact lens that he claimed he dropped in a pool.
And all of it was fake.
It was all bullshit.
He just tortured these guys for months on end.
Yeah.
Which is great.
That's a great idea.
What ends up happening?
Does one of them win?
Son, no, I don't know.
I didn't even watch the end.
Who cares?
I just want to see them get tortured.
I don't want to see a winner.
I just want to see you guys miserable.
The winner.
When you watch, you are the winner, but that's why that wipeout show works out so beautifully.
Yeah, you know wipeout.
Yeah yeah, when they go through the obstacle course, so bad, say what I want to go on that show.
So right, you want to do it.
But you also laugh at the that you know get hit by some big rubber thing and you know they're safe.
Yeah it's, it is literally the perfect show.
We love seeing other people.
People endure pain, but not enough pain where they're dead.
Yeah right, exactly right.
But we want it to look really bad.
Yeah, so someone could flop around a lot before they hit the water.
Amazing right yeah, and they just constructed an obstacle course that would maximize falling.
Yeah, in a situation where they'd be okay so we could laugh about it.
Yeah, it's brilliant.
That's a good idea.
Like Japanese just hacked game shows.
Yeah, I told you all about the one where they jerk off the people trying to sing.
All right, what you try to sing a song and they're jerking you off milking and you, you going, you going for it, go for it.
So go, you brought up the milk go, you got this Japanese jerking.
You got there saying you went on the show and you was.
I would have watched it, though you gotta watch it.
How far do you think you would have got when you asked a girl to put a finger in your butt?
How far would I go like, after you ask, like hey, just put a little finger in?
The goal is not to come.
Yeah, I believe so you're, but this is how like asexual Japanese people are.
They got to jerk them off on tv just to get them to come?
Like seriously, Japanese people going extinct?
Like they're not really.
You didn't know about this.
Yeah, birth rate's down, a lot their birth rate's way down.
They're not like there's nothing really sexual about the culture.
They had to, like devise rules on how to flirt.
They had to like teach people how to flirt.
Yeah, they did right, this is what is this thing about.
Like the wall, you knock on the wall yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Cabe Don is what it's called.
Yeah, so what is it?
You're at the bar.
It's like, uh they, they taught guys how to flirt through anime.
Gender Reveal Anime Flirting00:01:11
Bro, this is the funniest ever they had to.
Basically, they were like, all right, if you see a girl you think is hot, you gotta walk up to her.
You gotta, like look at her close in her eyes and then you gotta like, have her near a wall and you gotta smack the wall hard.
That's right, i've heard about that now, everybody heard about it.
Soon, everybody getting fingered, stupid.
Smack the wall real hard and you just whisper into her ear and you say hey, my name's Steve or whatever, and it's called cabe don't, which literally means wall smack.
You gotta teach people how to flirt yeah, but do we do that in America?
Yeah, we really broke them how we rob Kardashi in Japan.
They used to be Samurais Samurai to Pokemon in the world.
Access real quick.
Samurai to Pokemon from one bomb, bro.
From one bomb.
We got to call that shit a gender reveal.
That's the greatest gender reveal in history.
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