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July 10, 2020 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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How Kardashians Pimp Kanye’s Mental Illness | Patreon Sample

Sheltie and co-hosts dissect claims that the Kardashians exploit Kanye West's bipolar diagnosis to control him, citing his presidential run and anti-Planned Parenthood rhetoric as evidence. They contrast these celebrity antics with personal anecdotes of genuine manic episodes, including a friend's delusional art gallery gig and a mother feeding deer garbage on street poles. While briefly debating dog behavior and autism versus Down syndrome, the discussion ultimately suggests that framing mental illness as a publicity tool obscures the reality of severe psychiatric crises. [Automatically generated summary]

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Planned Parenthood Support 00:03:57
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So there's two things I want to talk about.
One is obviously Kanye and his family saying he's bipolar.
Right.
It's kind of interesting.
Like, you think his family finds a way to control him?
Yes.
And like, maybe he's not having a bipolar moment, but like every time he goes out and does something that's like a little too far, they're like, all right, let's cut this motherfucker's legs out, do the whole Chappelle thing, call him crazy, nobody take him seriously.
You know what's sad?
What's that?
At this point, Kanye's family is the Kardashians.
Like that's his family.
Who else is his family?
When you hear Kanye's family is concerned, it's the Kardashians.
And to that end, I don't believe anything they say.
It's all publicity to me.
And saying he's bipolar is just like, oh, well, we got the publicity.
Now it's excuse.
He don't have to actually run.
We got what we want.
He got his promo, we're good, money, we're clean.
But that's your family.
That'd be so embarrassing, yo.
It's interesting.
I actually believe it.
I do believe he's bipolar.
No, and I believe that he might be having an episode right now.
Yeah.
Because the last time he really was having an episode.
Everybody can admit that when he was like going wild on TMZ and going crazy and shit like that.
He was having, he was in the middle of an episode.
When he said slavery was a choice?
Yeah, that shit.
That's some bipolar shit to say, probably.
Yeah.
Because you feel like you're Superman.
It's like, I wouldn't.
Yeah.
So it's like, to me, I just feel like, hey, right now he's doing wild shit, running for president when you can't even run.
Like, come on.
The primary is passing five.
You stupid bitch wife retweet the I'm running for president tweet though.
You can do that if you're if you feel if you fear somebody's having it.
I have a friend who's bipolar.
Yeah, what if I fear he's having an episode?
I don't retweet nothing that motherfucker says.
Yeah, but what if she it was at first like, oh, okay, this is just for publicity and shit like that.
But now he's like doing interviews and acting like he's really going to do this shit.
There's three days since he announced he was running.
Like, how much do you think has transpired?
You didn't see you see that shit coming.
I mean, but he just did an interview saying like, oh, how Planned Parenthood is the devil's work and shit like that.
And that's where she got off board.
She's like, hold on.
Now it's like fucking up the bag.
Because it's women that support her.
And I'm sure some of them are in support of Planned Parenthood.
And now it's like, oh, this is your husband who's saying this place is the devil.
Like, now it's like, now you're fucking up the bag.
He said Planned Parenthood is whack.
The devil is.
Planned Parenthood, you'd be raising Ray J's kids, motherfucker.
He said they do the devil's work.
Yeah.
Really?
He even mentioned it on his last song, too.
You don't think Kanye ever paid for an abortion, bro?
What did he say in his last song?
No, but it was something to that effect where he's like, they're putting abortion clinics in our neighborhoods to try to get rid of black votes and get rid of black people and blah, blah, blah.
That sounds like such a whack-ass bar.
This guy sucks at naked.
It was something to that effect on the song Ego, I think.
I'm saying, I don't know, man.
I'm not mad at Planned Parenthood, bro.
Are y'all mad at Planned Parenthood?
I don't think any of us are mad at Planned Parenthood.
I think I just don't believe they're like worried about him now all of a sudden.
I'm telling you, there's no way in three days, when the motherfucker says he's running for president and you're like, I take that seriously.
And then in the next three days, you're like, oh, he's talking about Planned Parenthood.
Now he's having an episode.
You see that shit coming.
It builds slowly, at least in my experience.
I don't know, man.
I just think I've been around some people that are like bipolar.
And it's like when they're having an episode, you don't see that shit coming until they're like at the highest point.
My friend who's bipolar is a comic who's bipolar.
You know him.
When he's having his manic high, it always starts with a manic high and then crashes.
You see it coming and you start seeing little signs where you're like, well, what exactly is happening right now?
Is this this or is this not?
And it's kind of fucked up because like almost anytime they feel really good about yourself, they're probably in their head like, am I having an episode?
But there's definitely like a little buildup for him at least.
Ramp up, ramp up, ramp up.
And then it's to the point where like, oh, this is.
And that just sucks when you don't know that they have bipolar.
Art Basil Manic Episode 00:02:31
Yeah.
And they're like, yo, we got this gig.
We're going to our basil is going to be crazy, and then you agree to do it, and then you find out that they're really crazy.
And that gig doesn't exist.
What are we talking about?
A very real story that Andrew made personal.
The guy, the kind, he's a funny kid.
I actually really love real talented kids.
I didn't know that he was bipolar.
So he was telling me he got this gig.
We're going to Art Basil and come down with headline.
It will be this thing, blah, blah.
And I'm like, all right, man, it sounds lit.
He's like, yo, let's do it.
I got it.
I'm connected to all these different things.
I was like, all right, this.
I don't know.
He's, you know, crazy.
He's having a manic episode.
And I texted him, I think, the next week.
I was like, yo, what's up with this Art Basil shit?
And I remember texting one of his homes.
He's like, yo, we still doing Art Basil.
And they're like, oh, no, he's in the hospital.
I'm like, oh, we're.
So are we still doing our basil?
Like, the show must go on, right?
He goes, there was never an Art Basil.
He was just having one of these bipolar moments and it went crazy.
Yeah, man.
My mom had that shit.
My mom started to tell, like, I don't know if it was manic depressive or bipolar or whatever.
Why did she never won a dance championship?
She just made the whole shit up.
Everything is made up.
She doesn't even know how to dance, actually.
She's still in scholarship, bro.
She's fucking from Arkansas or something.
Yeah, bro.
She's making up the accent.
No, she were out at the beach house and she was starting to have one of her like manic things.
And I never paid attention to my mom at all because I always thought she was crazy.
So nothing she said I really listened to.
And so now she started going like, listen, the deers were eating all her flowers.
She was like garden up this whole garden.
The deer was just coming to eat that shit.
And I was driving my mom fucking crazy, right?
So she starts getting this manic episode.
She goes, just she's like, she writes this manuscript.
Yeah.
Right.
She starts posting on all the telephone poles around the neighborhood, right?
And there's no cars, just walk around the neighborhood, right?
And she starts to break down to me.
She's like, I've got a great idea.
She's like, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to start a compost.
So what we'll do is we'll take all of our garbage and we'll put it outside on the street and we'll leave it open so the deer eat the garbage, not the flowers, right?
And at first, you're like, oh, it's kind of a lit idea.
If I'm a deer, I probably just eat the garbage, right?
But you don't realize about deer is that deer don't go, I'm full.
Yeah, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
It just brings more deer to the places that's right next to where all the flowers are at.
So my mom puts this around all the neighborhoods.
She's putting her fucking garbage out in the middle of the street.
The whole neighborhood starts to be like, yo, why are you bringing all the fucking deer to the neighborhood?
She's eating everybody's flowers.
It was just eating your flowers before.
Dog Leash Assertiveness 00:09:25
It was fine.
Right?
So we had to take her off the island, put her in the hospital.
That's the conclusion.
Said for some deer?
Said over some deer.
She might have gone a little bit more crazy, but it is what it is.
You know, I got you.
My mom's a wild lady, bro.
Wild lady, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
This guy's all of a sudden I'm running for president, saying wild shit.
This sounds a little out there.
But do you understand?
Her idea started where her thing started with deer, and then it went to a place he probably don't want to talk about.
Kanye built up to no, no, it really didn't go no further than that.
It was just deer.
She just wanted to change the name of the game.
That's an episode.
So Kanye saying, I want to run for president.
You're not concerned?
You're going to retweet that, you dumb bitch.
Yeah, the fact she retweeted.
Oh, I thought you were calling Al a dumb bitch on the damn.
You're getting assertive, my gosh.
The fact that Kim retweeted it to me shows that she's complicit in either his manic episode or his presidential.
Kim wants him to be crazy.
She understands how the game works.
You think that her and her sister, they're both fucking worth hundreds of millions of dollars fist fighting on TV?
You think they don't know exactly what the fuck is going on?
They need something to talk about every season.
There has to be something giant.
Life is good.
I got kids.
Everybody's happy.
Everybody got a kid.
Everybody's cool.
Let me punch this bitch to get some fucking ratings.
Snuffs that bitch.
Everything's good.
So that's why if he's having an episode, as long as this shit is just entertaining and it's bringing eyes, they're cool with it.
They don't give a fuck.
No, but the moment it starts fucking up the bag, once he starts.
They don't fuck up the bag.
Plant parenthood.
Their bag matters above all else.
Yeah, but if he's calling Plant Parenthood the devil, and then all the women who follow the Kardashians, they will never stop following.
I know somebody's made this joke before, but we have to talk about it.
Has anybody ever gone there to plan parenthood?
You think a couple that has a baby have gone in there and be like, Yeah, we just want to start planning?
We just want to know how the fuck we're supposed to do it, how we could do this planet or parenthood effectively.
I think they do that, but like it's probably in the same way Pablo Escobar did community service.
You know what I mean?
Like, wait a minute, you can.
You can't make this the main focus of what we do.
We got to throw some other shit on there.
For real, you could go there and plan, parent?
Yeah, all right, Al, you have the most experience in there.
What's up?
No, it's like you act like he goes, you know what I mean?
You put her in the Uber pool either free or very low-cost like healthcare services.
I mean, it's for more than one person.
We can't put her in an Uber.
We got two passengers over there.
On the way back, go.
No, no, it's just like either free or very low-cost health care services for women, particularly.
And so it could be for anything, OBGYN, pregnancy, abortion, all those types of things.
But can you plan for parenthood there?
Can you learn like how to-G-Y-N helps a person like who, if a person who wants to keep it, it keeps them on track.
What do you think they should teach at the plant parenthood?
Put the pampers on and off.
And what else?
Because you gotta wrap it.
It's crazy.
Y'all ever seen pampers get put on?
Imagine all the difficult time you're having with your puppy right now.
It would be mad easier to have a kid.
No question.
No, but when you like a place you could do.
No, I'll die on this cross.
They kids can't even move for the most of the year.
Just a cat.
No, they can't.
They Google Gaga.
Suck on a titty.
This dog is tearing up my fucking apartment, dude.
The apartment is getting ravaged.
But a kid, you just put in a stroller, let it shit his pants.
Andrew's not built for parenthood, bro.
No, I am.
I wake up mad early.
I walk that little motherfucker and go peep.
You're walking the dog.
I walk the dog.
Bro, come on, dog.
I do walk the dog.
It's funny.
None of us believe that.
None of us believe that.
Nobody believes.
I call my girl right now.
Say I don't walk the dog.
Hold on.
Bro, you guys.
Every morning?
Every morning I walk that dog.
My dead ass, man.
I never said nothing more truthful.
Hey, Al, Al.
I go right in the fucking cage.
Every morning I walk that dog.
How far are you walking?
Hey, hey, now you're asking how big a ring gotta be.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the thought that goes.
Is it just taking it outside the PM right back inside?
Or you take it a walk?
That's what I'm saying.
First of all, can I can, y'all don't even understand how to walk dogs.
Look, let me let me.
This is so obvious.
Y'all don't know nothing about dog or dog rearing.
A dog when you're crating it.
Do y'all know what a crate is?
Do I need to explain that to you, dumb motherfuckers, too?
Yeah?
Okay.
But Crate, did you have to create your dog?
I did, and I helped you create yours.
That's true.
I forgot about that.
So look, we're crating the dog.
The first thing you got to do when you wake up in the morning, I wake up dumb early in the morning.
You take the dog out of the crate, you take it for a walk so it could pee and it could shit because hopefully it didn't do it in the night.
Do you walk it or do you take it outside, let it pee and shit, and then walk back in?
Can I talk to you for a second?
I take the dog.
I got you.
I take the dog.
I take the dog on a walk.
It cannot be an extensive walk because my dog hasn't gotten the full shots yet.
So we can't have him meandering around the fucking streets getting parva.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you know that.
That's a fact.
Yeah, no.
Our vet was like, walk him.
Your vet doesn't care about your dog's life.
Okay, that's a shitty vet.
Get out of Jersey.
Your vet is like, yo, Mark's parents, I hate your vet.
They would.
He hasn't got his vaccines yet.
That's true.
Don't take him outside.
He had a vaccine.
That's true.
Are your parents anti-vax with a dog?
No.
That's a weird difference.
That is, though.
Get dogs vaccinated, but humans don't need to do it.
Humans, fuck them.
Yeah, no, but yeah, no, everybody wants an autistic dog.
Imagine an autistic dog, how dope that would be?
Sit.
That's what the dog is right now.
Think how hard that motherfucker will pull you on the leash.
That strong ass neck, son.
Wait, is that those the ones with the strong neck?
Probably.
Or is it the ones that all look automatic?
Hold on.
Autism is not the ones that are related.
That's downs.
That's down syndrome.
Do they call it downs because they all look down?
Damn, Schultz.
Damn, Schultz.
Go to the wide.
Okay, ready?
No, ready?
So look.
So look, here's the thing with the dog.
I take it for the walk, pee-poo.
Then I take it back, quick pee-poo.
Then I take it back, feed it.
Then I let it chill for a second.
Then we take it for the long walk.
So it gets two walks.
Who's we by we?
I mean, my girl takes longer walks.
I'm the one waking up early while she's out here sleeping the night away.
Yo, shit, son.
That's fucked up to say.
All you do is take it outside, it pees and pieces, and then you walk right back.
It's a lot of work.
There's like you got to like get the food out of the cabinet.
I mean, you got to bend over, put it in a bowl.
This guy hard working, yo.
Work doing a lot.
What you do for your dog, yo?
Yo, I walked in.
No wonder why he brings the quiet, calm one.
I'm going to be tearing his fucking place apart.
Wow.
I put a fucking wall up in my apartment so it can't pee and shit on the couch and you're going to be able to do it.
I literally done trucked your dog.
You guys, hey, you stay in Palestine.
That's what I did.
You put your dog in cages.
I got a dog in the cage.
I got a wall going up.
It's MAGA 2020 in my household, bro.
Real talk.
That motherfucker's crazy.
We're not getting the best golden retrievers.
These breeders were not sending us their best golden doodles, bro.
I'm telling you.
You got a Mexican golden doodle, son.
We really do.
Oh, man.
How upset are you?
I'm not upset.
I understand that you got to put work in.
You got to put time in.
Yeah.
Your little dog can't do no damage.
Just tiny.
This motherfucker is big.
You just got to see it.
How big?
It's big, bro.
How big?
What do you want in distance?
What are you wanting in?
In weight?
Yeah.
That shit about nine pounds, bro.
How much does your dog weigh?
Seven.
You wouldn't even know what it's like.
You wouldn't even know, bro.
Athlete.
Yo, I'm just saying.
Not ready for a kid.
Having a kid?
The kid doesn't move.
Where does it go?
You know how little he loves this dog?
He hasn't even once called her she.
He keeps saying this motherfucker, the dog.
It.
Yo, he'd be fucking Halley Berry in this dog.
Calling him shit.
It's Savi.
No, that's my baby.
I love that fucking dog.
The dog's a girl.
The dog's a girl.
You just found out.
Look at Mark throwing me under the bus, bro.
Y'all see that shit.
Y'all see that?
Look at Mark throwing me under the bus.
Cookie, you're the only one that loves me.
You don't love none of these other motherfuckers, right?
Bunch of lobsters.
Yo, Patreon.
Don't disrespect my dog.
It's my bad.
It's not even real yet.
He's just walking around with the tug out of the lips.
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