Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh debate baseball legends, crowning Gotti the true GOAT black quarterback while dissecting Derek Jeter's alleged romantic exploits with elite NYC women like Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel during the 2000s. They contrast Jeter's silent reputation against Shaq's controversies, noting his exclusive history of gift baskets and autographed bats rather than tell-all books. Ultimately, the hosts declare Jeter the undisputed GOAT Yankee, expressing a desire to interview him alongside OJ Simpson before promoting a Patreon episode where they warn that social justice lawyers would ruin their unfiltered fun. [Automatically generated summary]
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Got him, Russ.
Gotti.
The true, the true GOAT black quarterback.
Gotti.
Got rich, got on, and got him a black wife and some black ass kids.
Love to see it.
And he's the highest paid player in the league.
And he's about to be MVP.
And she got that.
He's a joke black quarterback right there, bro.
Goddamn.
Got shit to nothing.
Just raising futures kids happily.
Gotta loving life.
Gaudi.
But he spells it G-O-D-M.
Got him.
He's G-O-D-M.
Yeah, he mad religious.
You know what I mean?
Oh, D-D.
He reminds me of Derek Jeter, bro, but just without the bitches.
Yeah, he ain't got no hoes.
He's a swaggless Derek Jeter.
He's a swaggless Derek.
He's a swaggless Derek Jeter.
That's exactly what he is.
Some people really do not know.
Like, there are people listening to this podcast right now that do not know the damage that Derek Jeter did for years.
Let me tell you something.
I mean this 100% sincerely.
If you are dating a 30-year-old woman who spent her 20s in New York and she hit the club scenes regularly, Derek Jeter smashed.
Dare Jerfuck your girl.
Dare Jer fuck your girl and she got a gift basket out of it.
There is no doubt in my mind that of the elite pussy that was walking around New York City in the 2000s, Derek Jeter has had sex with no less, and I mean this sincerely, 50% of it.
Oh, I said that you are being modest.
Pull up the diamonds.
Pull up the Derek Jeter dating diamonds.
Derek Jeter dating Diamond.
Pull it up.
This guy's fucking list is beyond impressive.
Impressive.
This shit is iconic.
The fact that people even talk about Leonardo Caprio, stop it.
You need to stop the shit.
The reason why I give Leon props is because you can catch that motherfucker in sweats and sunglasses and stuff.
He's taking the whole VFP section in the middle of the night and just like, yeah, we're bringing these bitches home.
Yeah.
But Jeter did it with clap.
Look at that shit.
That's Sinatra.
Look at this shit.
Jessica Alba at center field.
Mariah Carey at left field.
Jessica Beale in right field.
Adriana Lima at second base.
Can't even get on the field.
She has to be a DNA.
Tyra Banks can't even get on the field.
Tyra Banks is a designated hitter.
Scar Joe.
Go to catch her.
And let's be honest, they're all catchers.
But Minka Kelly.
Minky Kelly.
Can we go back to Friday Night?
This is Friday Nightline Spinka Kelly.
Oh, it's Pete Minka.
Minka Kelly was the baddest girl on the fucking planet.
If you watch Friday Night Lights, she was undeniably the hottest chick on the planet.
Honestly, it was probably either her or Scarlett.
That's what I'm saying.
Her or Scarlett.
Or Adriana Lima.
Or Adriana Lima.
Those three?
Those three ruled the 2000s.
Like, those were the three avengers of bad bitches, bro.
Where's Adriana?
Second base.
Okay.
Adriana Lima, to this day, still one of the baddest women in the history of women.
Absolute fucking smoke show.
Jessica Alba, billionaire bitch.
Jessica got a billion dollars.
I mean, super bad.
Well, she was in honey or some shit like that, but like just straight tan, like racially ambiguous, bad.
Vanessa Manillo.
People don't remember.
I don't remember.
I remember MTV days.
She was doing Scarborough.
What the fuck she is?
Tomorrow, her, Hannah Davis, or Jordania.
Hannah Davis is the wifey who got pregnant.
Hannah Davis is the hottest one of all of them.
Hannah Davis is so fucking gorgeous.
We haven't even talked about Jessica Beale.
Jessica Beal is motherfucking, once his face is watched.
The biggest fucking RB star of that time.
Oh, she boys.
That motherfucker was Michael Jackson.
Damn shit.
This girl is.
Oh shit, Geta is the king.
Another blood ball, but I didn't know Jeter.
Imagine legendary Jessica Rhodes without like tons of like molestation in their shirts.
That's Hannah Davis, son.
That is, yeah.
Like look how fucking stunning this was.
Yo, here's what's crazy?
This is only the famous ones.
Exactly.
And let's be, and I want to be very clear here.
Famous bitches are not the baddest bitches.
They're not the baddest bitches.
Who are the baddies?
The ones you never hear of.
The waitresses, bro.
Then shorty's the bottle.
Water out the bottle bitches, walking around one oak, walking around marquee, all these like dimed out bitches that get caught up in the life and they never get to it.
Adriana Limas have been protected since they're 16 years old by handlers.
VIP hoes.
Yo, we're talking about the girls who tried to come to New York and ain't make it.
So they're like, why don't I just run the gambit of this shit that can happen to a poor girl in New York?
These bitches know.
They are getting added to the list.
And you know, Alex, remember how many times, how many times have you been to a little woman like, you must get all the bitches?
And that has deterred you from some potential vagina.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows Derek Jeter is slaying every bad bitch in the fucking city.
What are you going to do about it?
And there wasn't Hannah Davis.
This is why the last wife.
She got the kids.
But let's acknowledge something very important here.
He did well.
And this is why the follow-through is so brilliant and the class is so brilliant.
We haven't seen anything like this in Sinatra.
You have zero negative reviews about being with Jeter.
You have zero Me Toos about being with Jeter.
You have zero negative dick talk.
Like, Shaq got little dick rumors.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, you don't even have bad sexual experience.
You don't even have a girl that wrote about him in a fucking tell-all book.
At this point, you would think, you would think something would have came out of Derek Jeter.
Nothing.
The worst thing we heard about, he had the nerve to get these bitches gift baskets and autograph baseball bats on the way.
That's the only story that's ever come out of this motherfucker.
He's the GOAT.
He's the GOAT, bro.
He's the GOAT Yankee.
There's no debate.
Oh, that is.
No debates.
Dude, the fact that the people mentioned the babe, the Maja.
That is.
You want to talk about calling shit out?
Derek Jude would walk into a nightclub and then point his fucking bat at whatever popular service waitress he wanted.
And that was the home run that was getting hit.
We need to have Derek Jeter on this podcast.
Dog.
He's on my dream five of guests on this.
He's married that.
Right up there with OJ.
Yeah, but he gonna talk about this dick.
He's gonna talk about this dick he slammed.
Talk legend.
I just wanna see it.
Yo, what's up?
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