Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Disney's Fox acquisition strategy, Netflix's subscriber decline, and the potential for VR theme park experiences. They fiercely defend comedian Dina Ashby against death threats over an XXXTentacion joke, arguing that cancel culture kills comedy while contrasting this with Mike Ward's lawsuit. The hosts critique NFL player suspensions, debate boxing doping, and analyze Beyoncé's voice acting in The Lion King, ultimately exploring how modern outrage functions like a religion devoid of forgiveness. [Automatically generated summary]
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Shut up, man.
There's no windows in here.
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Damn.
It's mind-boggling.
You're like a boyfriend, the first time they're hooking up, and a girl's like on top, and you're just trying to like curl your butt, to like slide the dick in a little bit, because you're like, if I just get it in, then it.
Then it begins right well, the sex will happen.
You don't jump in soft.
Huh, you never jumped in soft before?
No, I don't know.
No, so so back to back to what we're saying.
Um we, we should have to do like, we should do the cut microphone feature so we can get through the beginning section of this uh, these podcasts.
So uh, it is a very hot day here in New York City, um 107 degrees, they were saying it was outside, with the uh, whatever wind heat factor.
And uh, we're in the studio right now and uh, of course, the?
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Um, we've been complaining about the air conditioning for I don't know how long, I don't know since winter.
No, it's last summer.
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Um, we've got a very interesting show today, guys.
Uh, I think we should start out with the flagrant thought of the week.
I know that Kaz is itching to get something out, so i'm gonna go to Kaz first.
Kaz, what is your flagrant thought of the week?
Mouse terrifies me, bro.
The mouse, the mouse.
What's the mouse Disney?
Okay, talk to me.
The fucking mouse terrifies me dog, talk to me.
Watching that uh and, mind you, if the mouse ever cut me a check, i'll somebody please cut this from the airwaves.
But just watching that whole like Comic-con shit with the, with the MCU, and then bringing out Maharshala Ali, like he's like committing to Duke and putting on that blade, like all these a-less superstar motherfuckers, and this is not even like this, it's a drop in the ocean to those motherfuckers right right like, just think, like it just put into perspective how much that they own.
And I know you talked about, you talked about how you know Netflix was, You know, it was on his last legs, whatever.
What happened this week?
I mean, bro, Disney Plus, you know, I'm saying, oh, outside of Disney Plus, what happened with Netflix this week?
Oh, is it here?
No, I don't know what happened.
It was the first time in the history of the company where they had a negative subscriber.
They lost 130, 30,000 U.S. subscribers.
Oh, shit.
TikTok.
Well, you know, they're losing a lot of the big shows.
Called it early.
They're about to lose all the Disney Marvel fucking properties.
Yeah, they lost Friends and The Office, which was the only thing people watched.
They don't create enough good content.
Every once in a while, they have a show.
Every once in a while, yeah.
And they'll have a Stranger Things or a House of Cards or that kind of shit.
But like, they don't have enough quality content.
What they were was first to the market.
You know what Netflix was?
Netflix was, you know, when like one of these little podunk towns opens a subway, right?
And like that subway is popping.
Yeah.
Because it's literally the only fast food in the whole town.
Yeah.
Or it's the only food in the whole town in a lot of ways.
You don't have to drive, whatever.
So it's killing it.
And then all of a sudden, a dominoes.
You know what Netflix was?
Opens up.
Blockbuster.
Yeah.
Netflix became Blockbuster.
Sure, sure, sure.
The thing that it replaced.
Well, that's where we're going, right?
But I'm trying to do like a non-movie analogy, right?
So it's like we thought that it was doing so well because of how good it was.
It wasn't doing so well because of how good it was.
It was doing so well because of how convenient it was.
The subway is down the block.
If you want to go out to dinner, you got to go into the next town.
Right?
Disney's moving into your neighborhood.
And it's like...
Now you got a McDonald's.
Bruh.
You see that?
That type of power is scary to me sometimes.
Like, it's terrifying, dog.
Like, they're not even putting out like C-level comic stars, and it's like shutting down the internet.
They're not even like putting a dick on the table with the X-Men Final Four Spider-Man fantastic.
Who's the C-level?
Wait, what are you saying?
Like, Blade.
Oh, okay.
What's the other one?
Blade ain't Spider-Man, in other words.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, they rolled out Inhumans or whatever the fuck was all the Eternals.
My fault.
Yeah, yeah.
Asian one.
The Asian one, like Shangley.
I never heard of the motherfucker, but people were going nuts over it.
I was like, yo, the power to like just completely take out.
I don't know that fucking Asian superhero.
I had no idea.
Everybody freaking out on the internet.
Oh, y'all don't know.
That's a sauce.
They don't fucking Asian super.
They just made that shit up.
And you know, Asians went wild.
Like, I've been waiting my whole life.
Yeah, which I get it.
It ain't Naruto.
It ain't fucking anime.
I didn't even watch this Marvel rollout.
I didn't either.
I heard about rehearsal and I was hype.
Yeah.
That's a great blade.
That hat thing is a great reference.
It did look like he was.
Oh, like he came out and like they handed out all like the black widow hats, whatever.
The Loki shit is going to pop.
The Thor movie's going to be fire.
Thor movie is going to be fire.
And the Doctor Strange movie is going to be fire too.
But like, it was just, it's just so crazy how they made this shit pop off with like their lesser talents.
But that's what they did at the beginning.
The first Marvel movies, Thor, Iron Man.
People weren't checking for Iron Man like that.
I don't remember Iron Man being a big deal until the movie.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
They had like the little Fox cartoon or whatever, but like, it wasn't like the X-Men card.
X-Men, Spider-Man, Batman, Superman.
These are the guys.
I mean, I know it's different brands, but like, those are the comics I knew growing up as a kid.
And I knew about Avendors, but like Iron Man is this massive movie.
And then Thor.
Who gave a fuck about Thor?
Our boy Case Rosso made us go see it.
And then we walked out like, that was a good movie.
But I did not expect it to be good.
And then who the fuck else they came out with?
I mean, the Guardians of the Galaxy?
Finn.
Exactly.
Perfect example.
Like, didn't give a single solitary fuck about those guys.
I'm just like feeding for the third movie and the cast and all this other shit.
But it's crazy how like they're really about to get like they get Netflix the fuck out.
Bro, they've been planning this for years.
What's that song?
I forget the lyrics to it, but it's like, you know, bad boys move in silence.
Real G's move in silence like that.
No, but there's a there's another one I'm thinking: bad guys moving silence and violence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever.
Both of them work.
Okay.
Like it's an example of how real Gs work, right?
It's like a Netflix might drop a big tweet or like a big, you know, meme or something like that, be like, we spent $10 billion last quarter on new content, whatever like that.
Disney has been slowly acquiring shows, right?
Disney's like, hey, let's make this Fox merger happen so we could bring everything like that.
It's just, these are slow, calculated moves.
Hey, if we're going to really own the Marvel space, we got to make sure we have everything that's in the Marvel world.
And we're like, oh, that means we're going to get X-Men in the Avengers movie.
They're like, you stupid motherfuckers.
You really think that?
No.
Small potatoes.
That's not one movie that's nothing.
We're going to make sure we have the whole world locked.
Then we're going to get our streaming service set.
Then we're going to put out our streaming service.
We're going to charge half the price for Netflix.
We're going to let Netflix build up the shows on their network first.
You're going to do all the heavy lifting.
The sneaky good moves, the sneaky good moves is the Fox properties that they got to take off of everywhere else now.
Like Family Guy, The Simpsons.
Oh, yeah.
All these massive Fox properties.
You know what else they own?
ESPN.
ESPN.
What's the only thing people still watch live?
Sports.
I don't know if they've been plotting this for 10 years.
Wait for it.
What I always said about Netflix is their salvation was tied up into one thing.
They had to be the first streaming service to acquire the rights to live sports.
That was the only way that they could make it because eventually everybody was going to get into the game and they don't have anything good.
And I was like, if I'm them, I pay every single penny to make sure I get the new NBA contract, to make sure I get the new NFL contract, the new NHL contract.
That's what I would pay every single penny.
And lo and behold, Disney, way smarter than me, the people at fucking Disney are going, we already got that.
So we already got it.
We already got it.
I guarantee they release this, get everybody comfortable with the streaming, and then they go, Do you want the sports package too?
You want to watch UFC, ESPN Plus, NBA Finals, Monday Night Football.
So check it, right?
So go back, go back.
We're just thinking about regular sports, right?
We're just thinking about basketball, right?
We're just thinking about football.
Wait for it.
We're just thinking about football, right?
They've already gotten you comfortable with purchasing pay-per-views through ESPN Plus.
So now Disney offers the bundle pack.
Remember when you got your landline, your cell phone, your internet?
Here's your bundle.
Oh, you're a sports guy and you're a Marvel guy.
Like everyone at this table more or less meets to different extents, but we all are 13 to 20 or 30 something years old.
And this is how stupid Netflix is, bro, it's fucking idiots.
And this is what happens when you're first to market.
You don't see any other competition around you, so you don't consider it.
But lo and behold, they're slowly digging out from underneath you your foundation.
What were you saying now, Akash?
I don't remember, but I remember Mark Cuban talking about the NFL, and there's a quote I remember.
He said, pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
Netflix became a hog.
You know who's fine?
Off of your point?
Hulu is going to be fine.
Hulu's fine.
So Hulu's an interesting person.
That's what I was about to mention.
So Hulu tried to get in front of it by if you noticed, they've been paying every athlete so much money.
Hulu has live sports.
Hulu has live sports.
I'm afraid that now each sport, like NBA, NFL, is going to be on different things.
So now it's like, fuck, we're going to have to do it.
I think for a while we're going to pay for it.
We're going to check it, right?
So check it.
Two things.
One, Hulu's biggest problem is exactly what everybody listening right now is thinking, which is, yo, what the fuck is Hulu?
Now I got to fuck with Hulu's.
Now you got to do it.
You fuck with Hulu.
You fuck with Hulu, but the majority of people don't know what it really is, right?
They go, oh, they got that show where they fuck the girls in the nun outfits.
Done, that show is right.
They have the good Firefest documentary.
So they have one Firefest doc, right?
So they're like, are they Netflix?
And then you go on Hulu and it's like, hold on, I could watch the episodes of the latest shows.
I could watch The Simpsons.
I think Hulu's biggest issue is branding.
We don't know what they are.
So it's hard to buy some shit.
You don't know what it is.
I think they know more than the public, right?
So like they got to decide what they are and then run with it.
But I agree.
I think for a moment of time.
I mean, eventually we're going to be back at Square Run, right?
Eventually it's going to be all streaming services.
They're going to pay for everything.
One company is going to go, hey, do you want all of them?
Yeah.
And then we're going to go, yes, sure.
And I mean, how much is Netflix?
15.
How much is the Disney shit?
It's going to end up being like another $10.
$50 for everything.
How much is ESPN Plus?
How much is EMPN Plus?
I think $15 a month or something.
Let's say it's $15.
Like a cable bill is a buck $20.
Yeah.
We're already saving money.
Yeah.
Right.
So eventually we're going to be back to where we were, which is fine.
Because all what's happening right now is us just becoming mobile with our content.
That's literally the only shift is I used to watch TV on the TV and now I'll have the ability to watch it no matter where I go with my phone.
So what I'm wondering is why doesn't Time Warner or Comcast, do they give mobile in your subscription?
You can watch anything mobile?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, they're launching their own streaming service too, right?
So they have certain shows.
Warner Max or something like that.
Time Warner or whatever.
Spectrum got certain shows.
I think Gabby Union got a show on them.
So I think they're trying to get into the content race, but I think they failed that race.
I think it's going to win YouTube.
Okay, 100%.
But back to back to just the content creator angle, right?
What I think Time Warner just focuses on, I think they just fall back and then they go, all we're doing is offering internet.
Right now we're double dipping, right?
Right now we're like, yo, can we get in a content race?
Can we get into the can we get into the TV race?
Turner properties though.
No, no, Turner got the Turner properties.
Turner's owned by Time Warner.
But no, no.
Turner, which is, what's it called?
TNT TBS.
TNT TBS.
HBO.
HBO, True TV, has their own streaming thing coming out.
Yeah.
Which is a Turner streaming thing, not Time Warner.
It's called Warner something.
I forgot what it's called.
Okay, boom.
Then the Warner one.
Imagine Picking Your Marvel Character00:05:20
Fine.
They're all folded in with the Warner one.
That'll be another thing that we buy.
Yeah.
It'll just be another one of the things we buy.
And it will have the HBO is really what's holding that whole thing together.
Yeah.
Maybe sports too.
TNT.
Like you guys were saying.
But imagine you get your sports and you get your Game of Thrones prequels and that kind of shit.
I want to watch basketball.
I want to watch Euphoria or whatever that new joint is.
That's my shit.
I'm actually mad we record it right now.
So watch that.
And if you had it on your phone, you could watch it when we're done.
Right?
So I think that's what we're seeing.
We're just seeing the transition to mobile.
It'll happen.
Netflix was first in the game.
And the thing that all these other companies do that Netflix ain't doing, especially Disney and Disney is the one why it's so scary.
It's such a good conversation you brought up.
Disney make money another place.
Yeah.
It's a drop in the bucket for them.
That's what scares me about it.
They got the dolls.
They got merch.
They got, right?
Like, you're talking about a company.
They got the actual resources.
Have you been to Disney World?
Florida.
Recently?
It's fucking fascinating.
Disney World is a zoo, unlike any zoo you've ever seen, and that's a quarter of the park.
Yeah, yeah.
Then it's a fucking princess amusement park.
Then it's a Hollywood park.
And my girl had a great idea.
They had like a Hollywood section.
What they're going to, she said, and what they're going to eventually do is make all that a Pixar park.
And then everybody's going to want to go to the Toy Story Rise and the Incredibles Rise.
And it's fucking didn't they just do that Harry Potter joint?
That's universal.
Which is it?
Is it what?
It's not.
That's a different part.
That's Universal Studio.
And they don't own it?
That's dope.
I heard that shit is dope.
It's hot.
It's good.
It's a good movies and it's hot.
Yeah, it's well done.
And Disney's going to peep that.
And they're going to be like, we have every movie that kids want to live through.
Yeah, we have Despicable Me World.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
Anything that gets big enough, you could do.
I mean, look, I don't know if we would go because maybe it's a little bit older, but like Marvel World.
Oh, I would go.
I'm going to go.
I'm sure.
People will go.
I saw the fucking video games that were developed.
Imagine copping all them shit.
Imagine in Marvel World.
So I'm going to Japan and you could get a license in Japan and you could drive a fucking go-kart like you're dress up as Luigi or Mario Toad and drive around the streets of Tokyo as Mario Kart.
That's the thing you could do, right?
They're already the same size.
We doing funny, right?
What are you doing?
Got to do it, right?
Now, imagine we all go to fucking Marvel.
I'm already getting geek.
That's what that video is going to be so fire.
So check it.
Check it, right?
Imagine.
Now you got to be thinking.
So imagine we got, imagine we go to Marvel World, right?
And imagine you get to pick your character that you get to operate in Marvel World as, right?
So you go Spider-Man.
Put on the Iron Man suit.
They got this.
Oh, wait, but wait.
But wait, but wait, right?
You get to pick your character.
It's not just an outfit, right?
There's shit curated to you in the Marvel World.
For example, and this is why it gets fired.
Let's say you're Spider-Man, right?
Obviously, you ain't going to shoot a rope or something like that, but maybe there's some way where you can hook on to a, like, there's parts of the Marvel World where you get to hook on, and then you actually get to like monkey bar only with ropes, like on some Tarzan shit, whatever it is, go from place to place.
Now you're operating a Spider-Man.
You went through the whole Marvel World of Spider-Man, but now you're like, shit, I need to go through the whole world as Iron Man.
So they're still dropping, though.
They also.
So that's exactly what I was going to say.
I went to, I think it was the Animal and Animal Kingdom.
They have a Pandora ride.
It's a virtual reality thing.
You sit in a chair, but like you're strapped in, you put on goggles, and then it legit feels like you're flying on that avatar Pandora.
Yeah.
But I remember the thought I had was, nobody really gives a fuck about Avatar.
When they do this for movies, people give a fuck about.
So imagine flying through the air as I have an Avengers ride.
All of us go pick a superhero.
Then you are that guy.
You all fight a fucking villain or whatever.
And then you could go, you're going to go wait in the three-hour line again and switch because you got to be Thor and I want to be Thor.
And this time you be Iron Man and I be Thor.
Dude, VR is fucking genius because wait for it.
I was just going to say VR.
You could do a V, that's true about the maintenance, but you could do VR and break it up in a character.
So everybody wants to VR Spider-Man, right?
You do whole suit and literally, like literally put yourself into the robot.
Yeah.
And then the robot moves up as you shoot your thing.
You move your arms.
So you start really feeling like you start really feeling like you're in the game.
The shit felt like flying.
I'm not bullshitting.
It was like the line was like three hours in the rain.
Motherfuckers were walking out like that was the craziest thing ever.
And that as something you care about?
Oh, son, I'm thinking about this right now.
You could even have something that you hold on to.
Right.
And they could suspend you slightly.
Like your feet could go down if you need, but if you actually want to try to like hold it go-to to the VR show you attending, right?
Because VR is getting so crazy now.
And the Harry Potter rides, it's like, because of the VR, the actual ride isn't that technical.
Yeah.
It feels wild crazy.
But if you take the thing off and just look at it, it looks like one of those baby roller coasters.
Yes, son, but they got a VR racism.
Like, if you really want to know what it's like to be black in America, you should be able to VR as a black dude and like walk down the street, try to get a cab.
VR Harry Potter Ride Experience00:04:30
You know what I mean?
Like, like be walking down the street like some white lady got her purse and she runs across the street to the other side to change her purse.
Like, you could spend a day as a black dude, and you might rest.
The first thing that everybody's doing is looking down and pulling down the purse.
Hey, listen, you got to have a good marketing tool.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got to have those little strategies.
You got to have something good to come out of that.
Real talk, fat white bitches everywhere just walking up on you for no reason.
Dude, this is going to be dope.
VR black.
That's what's up.
I think that's a great idea.
This actually kind of segues into my flagrant take.
Yeah.
So this came from a lady asshole.
So she's like.
So it's not your take.
I mean, we clap.
So she's like, if we all had to be gay, who in the room would you fuck?
You had it, son.
You had to pick.
Oh, that's your first time.
Ed is the most supple.
Yeah, he does got really.
And he's got some little body on him.
You know what I mean?
He got some curvy features, bro.
That's funny.
And he got the most body, son.
Let me save it.
My first podcast.
Hold up.
My first was off rip.
Off-rip.
Have you seen his body, son?
Son, but look at this.
I'm my own first pick.
Have you ever seen Akash come in with his hair not perfectly put together?
Like, you know, he's shaving down there.
No, I know.
Everything's wow.
I'm going to wash whoever I fuck.
That's not a question.
I'm not going to.
Hold up, though.
We've seen Kaz's thighs today.
This is true.
Kaz got thighs on him, though.
Kaz out here like the single ladies video.
A lot of thigh meat out here.
It's 100 some degrees, man.
I had to.
I'm not fucking Kaz the stallion, bro.
I need something smaller, more petite.
You know what I mean?
Kaz the stallion.
Big old friend.
Shit.
Also, Ed is Latin.
He's going to make you food and bring you water afterwards.
It's going to be real adorable.
I love that.
Beautiful thing about Akash.
What's your pick?
Beautiful thing about fucking Kaz, he might not even show up.
No, you can leave him.
I hope you're okay with that.
I'm going to come late, though.
Hell yeah.
Oh, gosh.
That was good.
I'm going to come late.
All right, go.
Wait, do I have to pick one?
Yeah, you got to pick one.
I already said Ed and he's soft and curvy.
What?
Yeah, Eden.
Because Al got no lower body, right?
So Al, it'd be weird with you.
You know what I mean?
Your upper body is good, you know, but like if you're fucking, you gotta fuck lower body.
Yeah, I don't got no ass.
Yeah, like if the question was, like, who would we titty fuck or something like that?
That's different.
Do you know what I mean?
Who would we lay in bed and just like make eye contact with?
Arkash got the prettiest eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have the prettiest eyes.
That's what I'm saying.
So.
Akash, you got my votes.
I got you.
Yeah, we still have a golden.
We're still here, bro.
No, yeah, I said Akash shoot.
He man, pretty.
Damn.
That's beautiful, yo.
That's Latin's name of them fucking eyes.
I'm trying to see you at the end of the night, though.
I'm just one-hit a quarter.
All right.
My flagrant thought of the week, or Flay, yeah, it was basically today, is like, it's hot enough where I care about Muslim women.
Like, in the 80s, in the 80s and 90s, like, when it's that ass, when it's 80 and 90, right?
I'm like, that's their culture.
Like, don't tell them what to wear, what not to wear.
You got to let them handle them.
Son, it was 107 when I got off the plane today.
I was like, unwrap these bitches, bro.
It's hot out here, son.
107 in the desert.
This bitch got her eyebrows out barely.
Let them host drive.
They got a walking rotor.
God damn.
You can't.
She's on the bus right now.
Son, come on now, bro.
Hot ass subway station.
That's how hot it was, son.
I got progressive, bro.
It gets a certain temperature you start thinking about women's rights, bro.
You know what I mean?
Real talk.
They need some freedom, son.
Dead ass.
Anyway, that was my flagrant though.
You got one?
I had one, but it's something we're going to talk about later.
So I'll see if I can think of another one in the middle.
All right.
Anything, maybe any other little flagrancy, any other little thing that we could.
Netflix Offers Eddie Special Deal00:15:17
No, I thought I thought Netflix fucked up giving Eddie Murphy that money.
Oh, they haven't done it.
Yo, y'all want to know something?
I think I put that out there.
Well, I've said that.
Hold on.
No, no, I think I put that rumor out there.
Oh, Eddie rumor?
Yeah.
Because I just texted Charlemagne and Van.
I was just talking to some folks.
I think I was up in Montreal at the comedy festival.
I think someone just mentioned it, right?
So I just texted Charlemagne and Van, and I was like, yo, I heard Netflix offering $70 million for Eddie to do the special, right?
And then the first story to drop was on TMZ.
Right?
And then, and then what happened was the comedians in cars getting coffee.
Getting coffee dropped.
So it seemed confirmed, or at least it seemed more likely confirmed.
It seemed like they were testing the waters.
Boom, I'll be back.
Yeah.
Right?
Because I just made up that money.
Like, you know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
I just fucking with them.
Yo, let's see if the market is.
So if Eddie comes out in a few weeks, I'm like, that's not true.
Just put bad pressure on Eddie.
Damn.
Yo, he deserves it.
He needs that.
He does need that.
I'm going to be honest.
I heard, though, he's already performing and Kenya Barris is filming and putting some shit together for him.
So that might be real.
Who's that?
Kenya Barris, the blackish dude.
He did blackish and grownish and all the issues.
And he's prolific as fuck.
Yeah.
But I actually said like five years ago when they were throwing money at Rock and Chappelle and Seinfeld, I said the ultimate flex for Netflix right now is throw 70 million at Eddie and then just own comedy.
Like we are the motherfuckers for comedy.
You said that amount?
I said 70 million.
Is that crazy?
I said throw crazy because Seinfeld got 50.
So I was like, throw 70 at Eddie to do one.
Oh, Seinfeld got 50?
He got 50 for three plus comedians and cars.
Yeah.
Oh, that's way different.
That's Seinfeld.
Chappelle got one up at the comic strip where they like renovated it and he did all his old jokes.
Seinfeld shows.
Son, he did the greatest hustle in the history of hustles.
Like, because he sold Netflix a special of his old material.
Like, he was like, how about I do those old jokes I used to do at this comedy club?
And they were like, okay.
And then he was like, dummies.
You know what I mean?
Like, genius, right?
But yeah.
I mean, that show is pretty much the same thing, right?
It's just like what comedians and cars?
Yeah, just like, pay for my cars.
Let's go eat and have breakfast with people I would hang out with anyway.
Yeah.
But it was dope.
Like, did you watch it?
No, no, full Eddie yet.
I saw that show was dope, man.
I got to like, man.
I've been hearing not as great.
I always don't have time to watch it.
The Ricky Gervase episode is the best one.
He's good.
It's the best one.
Yeah.
Seinfeld's a really interesting dude.
What sometimes is annoying is when he talks to someone who's less interesting than him.
He's not very good at making his guests interesting.
Yes.
And I fuck with Jamie Fox.
He does.
That was kind of the episode.
So here's the thing.
He doesn't care if he doesn't care.
Yeah.
Like you could tell, like, he did an episode with Tracy Morgan, right?
You just got to let Tracy go.
Yeah.
Like, Tracy's just going to say funny, like, non-sequiturs.
It's going to be funny.
Yeah, she had chlamydia.
Right?
Something, something, something.
I took a barnacle off my day, right?
He's basically like a black Rodney Dangerfield, right?
I don't get it.
So, regardless, regardless.
He still gets love for being bro, man.
But that's what he doesn't miss.
So, and we can get back to that.
Like, I think what happens is, I think what happened with that episode is Seinfeld cut all of Tracy's funny lines and it was just kind of more about Seinfeld talking.
Yeah.
And it was whatever.
But then when Seinfeld talks to someone who's actually curious about, like, the Jim Carrey episode was fascinating.
Like, when he's really into you, you could fucking tell.
So the episode, the Ricky Gervais episode, I think you guys should watch because it's super fucking interesting and it speaks to this shit, right?
So they're talking in the car, right?
And the episode's called China Maybe, right?
So they're sitting there talking, whatever.
And Ricky Gervais asks Jerry Seinfeld, like, I guess he says something about like, oh, you know, if you have cousins, they may all look alike.
It's like, oh, where would you go?
Somewhere where everybody probably looks alike.
And then Seinfeld like waits.
There's like an awkward silence.
And Seinfeld goes, China, maybe?
And then, and then immediately Gervais starts fucking dying laughing because, like, are you going to keep that in the special?
And the whole rest of the episode and the next episode, the part two, is literally a conversation about, do we keep this joke in this series?
Because, you know, and then it was all like the layers of like knowing it's fucked up and saying it.
So me knowing that it's fucked up and saying it.
Of course, I know it's wrong, but like it's a joke and it's comedy licensed.
And I think, I think it's really interesting.
Like if you guys like watch that shit, because I was watching that shit and just seeing like the thought, the thoughts that comedians go through to get, it was almost like inside joke.
It was almost like inside joke.
It was like, it was like the thought, the thought process of like going to an offensive joke and knowing you can get like Seinfeld, like he said it and he knew he could get away with it.
Yeah.
But the way he said it and Ricky Gervais was almost like, you expected him to say it.
And the reason why he thought it was so funny is because he was like, everybody expects me to say that shit.
But Seinfeld's such a comedy like fucking, you know, savant.
Yeah, like he gets it.
He loves comedy.
That's his religion.
Real comic.
And the whole, the whole rest of the episode, like they keep having awkward pauses for like five minutes, like eating breakfast.
And then he goes, yeah, but do you think people get upset?
They would just keep going back.
That's so dope.
That's cool.
It was so dope.
You got to watch that shit, man.
Nah, that's good.
Yeah.
He really does love comedy, Seinfeld.
That's the one thing you get from the.
Because he got all the money in the world.
He still wants to do it.
Yeah.
There's, but what were we saying about this?
It was, this was, oh, Eddie, back to Eddie with the 70 mil.
So I tweeted something out that some people thought was crazy, but I thought it could very easily be possible.
I was like, Eddie should self-produce, put it out on pay-per-view and all the like, make his own app, essentially, make it available on all cell phones, et cetera.
Very easy.
Charge $25 for it and then release it globally.
Anybody can buy it.
The old people buy pay-per-view on their TV.
The young people just download the app and do it right there.
You get to keep the special when you're done.
And I think you can make $500 million.
No.
$500 million?
All you need is 20 million people globally to buy your special.
Individually, though.
Individually.
And I think what happens is when you make it available on your phone or your TV, there's less watch party.
And I think $25 is the price where you go, ah, we don't need to watch this together.
$60?
Everybody come over.
Let's watch Eddie.
Son, I'm so Indian.
I was like, $25, you need at least $50.
I'm about to say $25 is a lot.
So check it.
I don't know if you ever go to like iPick.
You ever go to iPick?
That's a $25 ticket.
I think it's a movie thing.
Yeah, you got to food at your house.
Unfortunately, you're just thinking a little, like, you're showing your age.
Somebody younger than us does not know.
So here's the thing.
Everybody knocked me on that.
They were like, they only know him as Donkey.
Exactly.
Young people know him as Donkey or Shrek, whatever.
Their Shrek shit.
Like, they don't know him.
Young people ain't got no money.
They do.
They have disposable.
Nah, young people don't got no money.
The young people are broke, bro.
They're saving up for Jordans.
Everybody 30 and up.
Check it.
Check it.
Everybody from 30 years old to 77, because my dad's buying that.
Everybody from 30 to 77 has money.
Every 30 to 77-year-old, even 80, fuck, anybody alive, 32 alive, is going to watch Eddie.
Just because you have the money doesn't mean you spend it.
Kids spend money.
I don't know.
That's why you market to kids all the time.
They go, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy money.
Let me get 20 cards.
They can't even buy that shit.
That's how all these apps are making mad money because they get daddy's credit card and then they just spend them shits.
So it's Xbox games where you have to buy bonuses and shit like that.
What's called play-in?
TLC.
Yes.
But here's what I'll say, though.
We're all arguing the amount of money.
I think he could make more than 70 million.
Let's okay.
Yeah.
But it's not worth it.
And I've tried to calculate it.
It ain't worth it.
And the way that I put it together is this: I go, do more people know about Eddie than know about Floyd Mayweather?
I think so.
I don't know.
I think right now, I think more people know who Floyd is than Eddie.
Guys, without a doubt, more people know about Eddie and Floyd May.
Two, do it's not even fucking close.
How?
But globally, and he doesn't have a Twitter account.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think 20-year-old kids are paying $70 for pay-per-view?
No, but they know who know who he is.
Careful, careful.
So your guys' argument was based on the idea that only kids buy shit.
Now, Floyd Mayweather makes $300 million a fight, right?
Who's buying those fights?
Adults.
So if more people in my mind know adults, we're just talking about adults.
If more adults know who Eddie is than Floyd, which I believe to be true, especially globally, I 100% think it's feasible that Eddie could make that type of money on a fight on a special.
I'm sorry.
I don't think stand-ups has that type of excitement.
I think Eddie's different.
Maybe it's like, oh my God, two people going against each other.
He's fought 50 times that he's done this twice.
We have a third one possible.
That's exciting.
All you need to do is build the fucking hype.
Again, we're not even considering the hype build.
Like, we're not even putting some pulls.
Imagine Kevin Hart.
This is tough to imagine.
And I love him, but he's fucking everywhere right now.
But imagine Kevin Hart just went away.
Just suddenly stopped doing stand-up.
He's still in movies, but like the Kevin Hart stand-up, imagine it stopped after Dangerously Funny or Seriously Funny, whatever it's called.
All of a sudden, he just stopped.
Peak of his game.
20 years later, he's like, you know what?
I'm coming back out.
Every person in this room has been buying that special.
Yes, but he's with Chappelle because Kevin is still active.
And Chappelle.
No, no, no.
Imagine Kevin just by doing little spots.
Like, is Eddie just going to pop up on a scene or you're going to see him working material?
Because we heard whispers of Chappelle coming back.
Yeah, of course.
You got to work it out.
Okay.
I think it's different with Eddie, though, because I don't think people talk to Kevin Hart or even to your point, your example of Floyd Mayweather.
I don't think people hold them in that standard as far as people who came up under him.
And I'm saying, like, Eddie Murphy had all the GOATs came up under Eddie.
Martin, Chappelle, Chris Rock, fucking everybody who popped off in the 80s and 90s came up under Eddie Murphy.
That's a great point.
And Floyd Mayweather doesn't necessarily have that.
But what Floyd Mayweather does have, he's on TV way more than Eddie is just because he's an athlete and he's sort of younger than Eddie.
Well, globally, I was saying people watch Eddie Murphy movies.
Globally, they don't really care.
You know what I would do about this special?
I'd have Chris Rock open and Chappelle open and whoever the other biggest comic open.
That's the undercard.
Then now you're talking.
Then you get your five million.
Now you talk.
Now they would do that.
Let's say you paid each of them $5 million to open.
They're due five-minute sets, 10-minute sets, and they're included in the special.
You telling me a comic wouldn't take $5 million for five minutes?
Oh, sure.
I think they do it off the strength.
Definitely do it off the strength, but if Eddie making 500 million, then they're like, yo, give me five.
Give me 10.
That's why they love Eddie, though, because he wouldn't let them do it off the strength.
Oh, of course, of course.
Yeah, he'd put them all on.
Yeah, 100%.
So it's like he got so much goodwill with these guys, right?
So now you have the biggest comics in the world that are the most popular co-signing and on the fucking fight card with Eddie.
Like, all I'm saying is, you do not need the networks for this shit at all.
Like Akash said, you can make more than 70 by yourself.
I think the limit of it is 500.
I think you can make 500 at $25 a pop.
And real talk, if I was Netflix, what I would do is if I did release it, that would be the first pay thing.
So I would do, if on Netflix, I go, yeah, you pay $15 a month to have this, but this is a Netflix pay-per-view, meaning if you want to watch this, it's $3.
Don't charge a lot, but you can make $3 a pop.
Now you make some of that $70 million money back.
I can see that.
Interesting.
See, now you're straight up more.
Like, now it's not just Eddie reliable.
Yeah.
Now you're getting major co-signs.
In a way, that's what they brought.
I hear you.
That's how they brought Chappelle back when he was doing Radio City.
Before he would go on, he would have like Childish Gambino.
Oh, yeah.
Build a boat.
All these like current guys.
Like, y'all are so hyped to be on the bill with this show.
You're gonna have a guy that steals jokes on his special.
Stella Patrice joke, Childish Gambino.
Oh, he did.
Yeah, about how he always needs receipts.
Patrice did that in a special.
Like, you've got to know enough comedy to know that.
So, do you think people have the mental capacity to actually spend you say capacity?
Capacity.
Okay.
That's who I'm getting.
The mental capacity to actually spend an additional $3.
I think they just build it into Netflix, and it's so easy.
They just charge it to your bill.
They already got your credit card.
And then you want to purchase.
They don't even think about it.
And now that's the future for Netflix because now what Netflix could do, the Netflix problem is they don't make money outside of Netflix.
But now what you could do is you could say, Will Smith, we want to do a $300 movie with you.
And you know what we're going to do?
We're going to charge $5 to watch it on the Netflix platform.
And we would.
That's smart.
Yeah.
That's very smart.
Because it's still cheaper than going to a movie.
And guess what?
You don't need to cut it with the movie theater.
The ticket price at the movie theater is cut.
Right?
You might charge $15, but the movie theater getting $7 or something.
They're getting less.
Maybe movie theater gets.
Theaters make their money on popcorn and all.
Right.
So, but they're going to get something.
They're going to get something, right?
So maybe they're going to get five.
But Netflix is like, all right, boom, why don't I just charge you before the cost of the movie theater?
Yeah.
Simple as that.
That's smart.
All right.
So while we're talking about comedy, this is an interesting story.
Came out this week.
I think it's very important for us to talk about specifically because of flagrancy and the line that can be crossed in comedy, or if there is a line that's ever crossed in comedy.
A lot of you guys probably heard about this story.
There was a comic.
Her name is Dina Hashem.
And she was on a show on Comedy Central called Live at the Comedy Cellar.
And she told a joke about XXX Tentacion.
And the joke was essentially, she says, there was this rapper named XXX Tentacion, and he was murdered.
He was murdered while he was at a car dealership.
He brought $50,000 in cash to a car dealership to buy a car.
And I saw this story and I thought, if that isn't the best commercial for Venmo, I don't know what is.
I remember watching the story and going, I need a Venmo count.
Now, this joke gets out there in the world.
I promise nobody watched it on Comedy Central.
That's a fact.
But this joke gets out there on social media and XXX Tentacion fans get really pissed off about their furious.
There's comedians calling for Comedy Central to take it down for There are people out there in the world that some of us may know saying that whatever happens to this girl because of this joke, she deserves, et cetera.
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A lot of bad things essentially put out there in the world.
And you have a situation where it seems like an argument is being made to censor comedy.
And it's important to kind of like back up a little bit from this because I think what's really going on here is you have XX Extentacion fans, and a lot of people don't realize this, but he was their POC.
Like he was more than a rapper to these people.
He was, he was like a spiritual guide.
He was a lot, a lot of times their confidence.
He was someone who made them believe in themselves.
He became more than just an artist to these people.
And then he was taken away from them very quickly.
And they had a lot of anger about the way that he was taken away.
And there's no place to put that anger.
And then this joke came out, right?
And they're like, oh, finally, I have a place for this anger.
I'm not over the fact that X is dead.
I need to put this anger somewhere.
This girl is a place where I can put it.
And it seemed justifiable because it seems as if she's making fun of his death.
She's actually drawing a bridge between two things.
And that's how jokes work.
You know, this is a joke that's paralleling these universes, not going, hey, look how funny it is that a rapper died.
But it doesn't matter.
There's a lot of anger.
And that's what, you know, the pressure was being put on her.
Now you have this situation where people are calling out comedy, right?
You have a lot of rappers and rap fans saying that this is disrespectful, this is distasteful, and this is disgusting.
Incredibly ironic because these are adjectives used to describe rap for so long, right?
The exact argument has been made about rap and especially gangster rap and which why you shouldn't be able to have that music as a genre because it is distasteful, disrespectful, and wrong, right?
So we get into this conversation of should a joke be allowed and is a joke allowed when it really has nothing to do with the joke.
It just has this anger that didn't have a place and all of a sudden a convenient place popped up.
Right.
I mean, these fans started like releasing her address, releasing her phone number.
She had to switch her phone number.
Like, I mean, like sending death threats to this fucking girl.
She's a 411 Iranian girl from Jersey, right?
Like, I'm not, I didn't follow X's death that much, but like, I don't think the same smoke was going to the dude who killed him.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's easy to, you know, put a 411 Iranian girl's address out there.
It's not easy to put a motherfucker who murders you outside the car dealership's address out there, you know?
So it gets put out there.
And you have this, and you have this situation where is the joke wrong?
Is it not wrong?
This, that, the other.
Listen, obviously, you know this podcast flagrant too.
Obviously, you guys are familiar with my comedy.
I think you can write a joke about absolutely anything.
The only thing that matters is if it's funny.
I 100% support her right to do the joke.
I don't think she has to apologize about jack shit.
Just like I don't think rappers have to apologize about anything.
Why?
Because there's always going to be somebody offended by everything.
And the second you start apologizing for jokes or not doing jokes because it's offensive, comedy dies.
That's the death of comedy right there.
You tell a joke about vegans, vegans will be offended.
You tell a joke about pedophiles, pedophiles are going to be offended, right?
People out here trying to justify the joke by going, were you familiar with X's past?
X beat women in the past or he beat his pregnant girls.
It has nothing to do with his past.
That has nothing to do with why she's allowed to make that joke.
She's allowed to make that joke because that's what comedians do and that's what we're allowed to do.
Okay.
We just have to make the joke funny.
And that joke was funny to that group of people.
The group of people that watched that joke in that room didn't know who she was.
That was a completely neutral audience and they laughed.
That's it.
There are going to be people in audiences that do not find jokes funny.
They don't find sexist jokes funny.
Racist jokes funny.
Homophobic jokes funny.
That happens all the time.
Just because you don't find something funny doesn't mean it shouldn't be done.
Simple as that.
And I think we have a lot of people out here that were virtue signaling, a lot of people out here that saw this as a convenient time to get some credibility and build up some goodwill.
Right.
But in reality, nothing really good happens from that.
It's like no joke is going to take away X and no joke is going to bring X back.
And no post defending X is going to bring him back or take him away, regardless.
So we come to a time where it's like, are there certain topics you just shouldn't be allowed to joke about?
Absolutely not.
It's funny jokes and unfunny jokes.
And you know what?
Comedy's subjective.
Comedy subjective.
Now you have a situation where there are comedians that were calling out the comics.
Ape shall not kill ape, right?
That's something that comics run by.
It's like, maybe we don't like a joke.
Maybe we think a joke is bad, but we're not publicly out here talking about it.
You're not going to see me publicly out there talking about it.
I'll handle that within the comics.
Simple as that, you know?
And the reason why you can't have comics publicly shaming other comics or publicly saying another comic shouldn't do a joke is because it's a perfect way for the PC mob, if you will, to go, see, even comics agree it's bad.
It's like you need to be united right now, especially at this time where like comics are this hot button topic of people who are pushing these like hateful agendas or this, that, the other.
You can't have it happen.
But what we also can't do is this comic who came out and he maybe started this.
He started this like a viral buzz about this clip.
What we also can't do is dogpile on him because just as Dina has become the figurehead for X's fans and their anger about X's death, we can't make this comic, this shit on Dina, become the figurehead for our displeasure with PC culture, right?
Because it really ain't about him.
We're all angry as comics that we can't say certain shit.
And every time we do, we got to worry about being canceled.
Right.
So it's like, for me, everybody was going, yo, why didn't you tweet something about this, this, that, the other?
And it's like, I got to operate in a little bit different way with this type of thing.
I feel like when the story first dropped, it's comics tweeting to other comics and then rap fans tweeting to other rap fans.
Right.
There was really nothing done.
So I had to see, like, I had to make sure everybody behind the scenes was cool.
I called the first comic who tweeted the thing and or Instagram the thing or whatever it was and told the Comedy Central to take it down.
And I had to, you know, let him know.
I was like, buddy, you know, you know, we can't knock each other.
We can't take each other down.
And I know you think that this is the right thing to do because you're probably hurt.
You're a big X fan, but your brothers and sisters out there, your comedy brothers and sisters out there are going to feel the way about this.
And I don't want you to get the smoke.
I think the best thing you do is reach out to Dina and just say, yo, my bad about this.
You know, we're together as comics.
I reached out to Dina.
I made sure she was safe.
You know, people were threatening her.
So I just wanted to make sure she had security.
I was going to provide security for her.
Thank God Corinne Fisher from Guys We Fuck, the girl, she was like on Comedy Central's ass immediately.
She got them to provide security for shorty.
So like her and her family are safe.
But it's one of those things like we got a, we got a responsibility as comics to protect comics when they go through this kind of shit.
Because if we don't, then we're all done.
Simple as that.
If you got comics getting death threats over a joke and other comics aren't there supporting her, it's a rap.
If that means making sure that we, you know, pay for her security.
If she gets kicked off Comedy Central for this, then tell her she could open for you.
Take her on the road.
There are comics listening to this shit.
If you got a show, put her on the fucking show.
Show a sign that you're not afraid of this, you're not afraid of cancel culture.
It's easy to tweet about it.
Do something about it.
You know what I mean?
Tweet out a video that she got.
See if she can get some followers out of it.
It's very easy to be active on social, but it's hard to be active in real life.
And if you have any ability to do that, go for it 100% because it means it sends a message to the world.
Yo, if you try to cancel us, we're just going to get bigger off it.
I dare you to.
You know, you try to cancel Akash, boom, the community comes and helps out.
There was a comic in Canada who got convicted of a lawsuit for $40,000 because he made fun of some cripple in the audience and he had to pay $40,000.
That's crazy.
Right?
$40,000.
And you know what?
The comedy community did paid that shit.
Did some benefit shows.
His name was Mike Ward.
I'm trying to get him on Inside Jokes this weekend.
Matter of fact, you're lucky you don't live in Canada.
Facts.
You'll be funny.
Game over.
So it's like, but what we need to do is come out.
We need to do it in 100% support.
You got to get behind Dina as a comic, as a fan of the flagrancy.
You got to get behind Dina for what we stand for.
Now, I totally understand how it hurts you if you're a huge fan of X.
I was a fan of X. You know what I mean?
I spoke to X a little bit on Instagram.
You know what I mean?
He was a fan of yours.
Yeah, he was a fan of mine.
It was, it was a fucking, I thought he was a wildly talented, brilliant dude.
This doesn't take away from that.
Everybody could get these jokes.
And our philosophy has always been: if I don't joke about you, I don't respect you, bro.
I pity you.
And that's why we joke about everybody.
And that's why we knock it back.
A lot of times jokes, they just reflect the things that are most difficult for us to deal with.
That's how we cope.
That's how we cope.
So it's like, and I, and I try to tell people who do this like PC type of humor, I say, you know what, like, that won't last.
I was in this interview up in Montreal and they're like, what do you think about the little bit more, you know, safe, you know, friendly humor?
I was like, it won't last.
Like, what do you mean?
He's like, it won't be there throughout time.
They go, what are you talking about?
I go, if you look at the jokes that have existed for hundreds of years, let's say street jokes, you know, a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar, right?
The core common denominator in those jokes are always either racism, homophobia, pedophilia, murder, sexism.
Yeah.
It's the hardest shit for us to deal with morally.
We joke around because, like you said, we want to cope.
Yeah.
Right?
Because she saw this thing that was probably devastating.
She probably saw the picture of X slumped.
And she was like, fuck, that's fucked up.
That makes me feel uncomfortable.
And what do comics do when we're uncomfortable?
We fucking joke about it.
That's our way of coping with it.
Yeah.
It really is.
So I want to open this up for discussion, but I just wanted to get that out there and thoughts come up.
I'm not a comedian.
I'm not a rapper, but I'm a big fan of comedy.
I'm a big fan of hip-hop.
So for both sides, I thought it was a good joke.
She could have went so many different ways.
I like X's music.
I also know X had some fucked up shit that he went through and done and was convicted of and all this other shit.
She could have went so many different ways with that joke.
And the way that she was, she wasn't making fun of the fact that he was dead.
Like he didn't make fun of, he didn't make light of the shit that he did, which she could have done as a woman.
And the PC mob would have been all gung-ho about it, probably.
But I just thought it was, you know, I thought it was a good joke.
It is a good joke.
I didn't feel structured about it.
Like, you know, it was, to me, comedy is when, because, you know, as soon as she said, because she started a joke, like, so are you guys still mourning XX and Tasian?
Hear the ooh in the crowd, right?
And that's my favorite type of joke because I'm like, where are you going to go with this?
Yeah, right.
Because it's like the same with like 9-11 jokes, Holocaust jokes.
The most terrible things in the history of life always starts with a ooh, yeah.
And then where you take it is always what lets me know if you're an actual good comedian or you're just saying shit to get shock value.
Totally.
Are you an actual person?
Are you an actually funny person?
Like you always say, like, if could you find the humor in there some super dark shit?
And she found it.
I thought it was a good joke.
And I fuck with X and I fuck with, you know, like I'm do both.
You can really love X, respect.
I like his music.
I like him.
Look, you can really like his music, respect him, and also like a joke and think it's funny.
You can really hate 9-11 and you know, and appreciate that joke that Jeff Ross said to Pete Davidson at the roast.
Yeah.
Like those things can both happen.
You're not shitting on X's grave by laughing.
And you can also not like the joke.
Guess what?
You're allowed to do that.
That's totally fine.
What were you saying, Anka?
I just think this is actually an even better Venmo commercial than X and Death.
They getting wild publicity right now for free.
Ain't they the big winners of this whole thing?
Cash App is freaking out right now.
I was like, damn, do I gotta switch over to Venmo?
Cash App's so convenient.
That's funny, dude.
Yo, Dina, that is funny.
They need to cut her to check.
Now, Dina needs to open with that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I thought I thought of a good Venmo commercial.
But look, see, that's a brilliant joke, but gosh.
And it's about a really fucking difficult situation.
You're joking about a girl whose family and her getting death threats.
But you know what?
It's funny.
Yeah.
That is comedy.
Comedy comes from tension scientifically, psychologically.
If there's no tension, it's not funny.
Animals that don't feel don't laugh.
Yeah.
Like dogs feel.
So sometimes you could see a dog laughing.
I've never seen a crocodile giggle.
Right?
Like, you never see a crocodile like bite a deer's head off and then the deer's still moving a little bit and be like, this just doesn't happen.
Right?
So it is a way that we cope with this fucking difficult world.
I'm sure you're looking at this story.
You're being like, man, this bitch is probably really going through it.
She's having a tough time.
And then you're going, oh man, actually, that's the best.
This is the best Venmo commercial.
And it's got to come from that.
I also think we're not going to name the comic we did this, but like whatever dragon he takes from other comics, I don't.
I feel like an example is kind of being set and that's not the worst thing because that is to me the cardinal sin of any family.
And we talk about our community, comedy, community, comedy, family.
You don't talk shit about your family publicly.
I got beef with my family member.
We've had blow-ups on this podcast.
We're family.
We talk about that shit.
All fair.
For you to say anything about another comic's jokes, especially like you said, empowering.
This is not okay.
Right.
Who gives a fuck about okay and not okay?
Is it funny or not?
This is not called okay.
It's called comedy.
It's not called acceptable.
Yeah.
It's called comedy.
Be funny or don't.
On a binary, funny, unfunny, this is funny.
Yeah.
The degree to which you find it funny or you laugh at it varies.
But generally speaking, it's a funny joke.
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And you keep it in-house, like you're saying.
It's like, there's a reason why, you know, there's a reason why we didn't name, we're not going to name his name right now because we got to handle shit inside.
We got to handle shit as part of the community.
And that's what it is.
We play by the rules.
Listen, that's G-code, to be honest.
Like, it's going to be very rare where you even see me, where you even see me criticize.
The only time I'll criticize a comic is theft that I'm sure they're doing.
Yes.
If I just, if it's not 100% confirmed, I won't even say it because I'll go to them first.
Yeah, that's the cardinal sin.
Stealing jokes.
That's the concept.
It's like bad you get dragged.
And to be honest, like when I, you know, when we had that little situation with my inside joke show, I didn't name those comics.
I did.
Yeah.
Yeah, we kind of did that for you.
My bad.
I don't need to follow the comic.
No, you know, hold on, hold on.
I don't need to follow the comic.
Hold on one second, real quick, real quick, real quick.
We didn't.
Okay.
I know we did something on Patreon.
We didn't do anything.
But I didn't do anything.
I don't remember if I said that.
And you didn't do anything here.
Okay.
You know, I'm pretty sure.
I'll have to comment on their shit.
Could y'all explain outrage to me?
Because I think something's wrong in my brain.
Like, nothing outrages me.
Okay, so here's the thing.
You're more sick.
I'm going to break this whole shit down to you.
And this is.
All right.
You ready for it?
You ready for it?
Here we go.
We got to go back a little bit.
America and the first world, the West, if you will, loses religion.
Okay.
Religion stops becoming part of our lives.
Right.
When you don't have religion and nothing to replace it, you lose purpose in a lot of times.
You and I have purpose.
We've created it in our career.
Okay.
We want to take on the biggest fucking networks in the world.
Just me, you, and a couple other people out here creating content daily, changing the fucking game.
We've created purpose.
But not everybody is like that.
Some people just have a shitty job that they go to and a life that's kind of boring and ain't no heaven at the end of it because they don't have religion.
Right.
So what you have to do is you have to find another outlet to create purpose.
So what religion gets transferred is into outrage culture, right?
Like, and this is what I was talking to Tim Dylan about Kurt Metzger, and they both were talking about this as well.
So I have to credit them for this idea, right?
But Tim and I were talking, I think Metzger brought this up.
So vegans are religious about veganism.
Okay?
The woke community is religious about their wokeness.
Okay.
Cat people are religious about cat.
Animal rights people are religious about animal rights.
That just clicked.
Wait for it.
Now I'm going to blow your mind.
This is Metzger's point, right?
Here's the problem.
So all these people have become religious about their thing.
The Antifa, you know, the people that are protesting.
Feminists have become religious about feminism.
Here's where you got to blow your mind, right?
Problem is they only took the bad parts of religion.
They only took the shame.
They only took the hate.
They only took the anger.
They only took the us against them mentality.
They didn't take any of the forgiveness, the love, the kindness, right?
That religion said, hey, you don't agree with me?
Hey, you've done something wrong in Christianity.
I forgive you.
I'm going to turn the other cheek.
I don't want to fight you.
Ain't no turn the other cheek with Antifa in Portland.
They're going to throw a milkshake at you.
They're going to swing at you.
So they're basically just Muslims.
That joke came from thousands of years of hatred.
Not by me, but conflict, you know?
Dark places.
That joke was brought to you by 107 degrees Fahrenheit.
So, so, so, you see what I'm saying?
So, what happens is these people create, you like, y'all ever wonder?
Like, like, why motherfuckers care so much?
Like, I was up in Canada, like, and I, and I was, and I mentioned Trump even at the Toronto show where we had, we mentioned Trump, and people started booing.
It's like, he ain't even your president.
Stop the fucking care.
Stop the fuck you can.
Nothing he does affects you at all.
If somebody told me the Thai president said something disrespectful about women, I'd be like, okay.
Like, my kids, like, when I see stuff that even real fucked up shit, I just like, yo, that's fucked up.
That person's a piece of shit.
But, like, you got purpose, bro.
When you got no purpose and something triggers your purpose, you feel like you have to defend it with all your might, right?
Another thing Tim said that was interesting.
It's like these people think they're at war, right?
They think they're at war.
Now, when you're at war, anything goes, right?
You're at war and a little kid walks down the street, he got a grenade in his hand.
Yeah, adios, Jr.
Because the mentality in the war, you gotta go bigger than me.
It's me.
Willing to give everything.
So, why is it that these motherfuckers that love animals so much walk up to some 90-pound Ukrainian model as she's on the runway and chuck a bottle of paint on her and shit?
Sending death threats to Dina.
We're at war.
I'll take your life.
This is war.
That's interesting.
I always thought there was an emotional kind of high you got or like feeling of you get to run away from your own feeling of shittiness if you get to say this guy's worse than me.
Everybody look at this guy.
Glass house.
100%.
I mean, that's yo, that's the beauty.
That's the thing about religion.
Listen, this is the perspective that I have on religion.
And y'all know I was raised with no religion.
Yeah.
I understand the value of it because most people do not have purpose in their life.
So you need to give them something to distract them in a positive way before they die.
I mean, it is a beautiful fucking thing because we fall apart without it.
So to what you were just saying right now, what was the example?
It was.
I'm going to make this.
I don't feel good about myself.
So I'm going to point out everything that's bad about this guy.
So that takes me away from that guilt thing.
And look how genius religion is, right?
It goes, all right, I know humans feel like that.
That ain't even a fucking unique thought.
We all have that thought.
And then Christianity, Judaism, Islam, like I'm sure Hinduism has its version of that.
It goes, hey, don't judge.
Can I tell you another thing?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it just cuts it off.
It's like, all right, we know people do this judging shit.
Yo, let's cut that shit off because you'll be happier if you don't judge.
You know, another thing it does to get to the root of it.
Not only does God love you, God is within you.
You are God.
How can you not be not good enough?
How can you not be bad?
Hey, guess what?
What do you have to be insecure about?
Hey, you are God.
God is in you, et cetera, right?
But I keep fucking up.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We forgot to tell you.
You're born to fuck up.
Everyone.
I'm born to fuck up.
Yeah, you just got to try your best.
I just got to try my best.
And what happens if I fuck up?
I forgive you.
How could you not join?
That's the like, motherfucker.
Imagine there's no religion and then a dude comes up with all this shit and starts telling you.
It's like, that's the Costco.
That's Sam's code.
That's BJ's.
You telling me I could get a jar this big of mayonnaise so I don't got to keep going back and getting mayonnaise?
You would pick mayonnaise.
Damn right.
You know what's interesting about religion?
Because I used to always say the South is so much more friendly.
Just don't talk about God and you're good.
And then in the North, in the Northeast, it's more difficult because everybody's got their own version of God.
And that's the thing that they get offended by.
That goes exactly to what we say.
Yeah.
Right?
It's like, and that's why motherfuckers.
You can apply that to everything that's not religion, too.
You're going to replace that to my favorite facet.
I can apply that to the fucking Knicks, dog.
100%.
Anything that you feel strongly about.
Politics.
Politics.
Politics is religious for so many people.
Think about it.
And motherfuckers are willing to die for politics.
I'm a great guy.
They willing to.
I'm like, I turn unreasonable.
I get it.
Think about how stupid people are.
People are willing to die for politics.
Ain't shit changed for 50 years.
You know what the politician is going to do?
Send you to war so you could die for them.
That's it.
You don't give a fuck about it.
You got to mention it in the tweet.
That's it.
We barely be sending motherfuckers anymore.
We send the drones and people don't want that.
That shit is crazy to me.
Like, why are we sending drones?
So we don't send you.
You stupid motherfucker.
Send the drones.
So it's like perfect example of how people go crazy and why you're less outraged.
And if you notice, it's like this is the reason why ugly bitches always upset.
Beehive.
It's an ugly.
Yo, nah, I'm telling you.
If you, real talk, I mean this 100%.
Come on, come on, man.
I mean this 100%.
I mean this for sure.
I know y'all don't want me talking about the beehive.
I know y'all talk about this album.
Can we be honest, yo?
Can we be honest, y'all?
Great album, bro.
Can we be honest, yo?
Let's talk about Beyonce.
We love Beyonce.
Yo, but can we be honest?
No, ain't nobody talk about the Beehive until I brought up the Beehive, man.
Nobody publicly was shitting on Beehive.
Now people are.
Oh, hell yeah.
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it on Twitter?
I'm not going to be on social media.
I haven't seen it, bro.
Y'all are afraid.
Yeah, I've caught this thing before, bro.
I've caught this thing.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And what are you trying to say?
I said the Warrior's wife who was like getting Beyonce a drink and everybody was like, how could you touch her?
We had a whole episode about it.
This is what you got to, literally, the key to happiness in life is stop caring what short-haired fat bitches think.
I promise you, your life will be happier and better if the second a girl with short hair who's overweight says anything at all, you just block it out.
If they tweet, you should have your hair length and weight on your Twitter, and then you should be able to mute based on hair length and weight.
I don't know what's funny at you.
You're so fucking happy in your life if you stop thinking.
Because that's the opinions that drive you crazy.
Why would you say that?
How could you have that opinion?
Your opinion is problematic.
You get my haircut.
We got the same.
If we got the same haircut, you don't need to say nothing to me.
Problematic is your blood sugar, bitch.
Real talk.
Real talk.
The pinky toe problematic.
That's problematic.
Wear some sandals.
That shit is going to fall off while you're walking down the street.
Got one big ass purple foot.
I chop that shit off like Big Mama and Soul Food.
You almost Oscar Pistorius bitches need to shut your mouth.
Okay?
What I mean, shut your mouth, not only from saying shit, from eating.
There's multiple things that shutting your mouth could help you with.
Oscar pissed half a foot.
Real talk.
Shout out to the women, man.
Shout out to you.
Yo.
Here's the thing.
This is where we get confused.
And this is why girls.
The president is female.
That's why it's less fun than it used to be.
Yo.
100%.
Just clean it after.
So the shit ought to be cleaned after.
No, but this is where you fuck up.
This is where you fuck up.
That's the most offensive shit.
What you said.
When you go shout to the women, you think pretty bitches want to be put in the same fucking breath.
Oh, my God.
You think they want to be spoken to in the same way as these fucking short-haired friar tuck-built bitches?
You got a bunch of offensive line coach-looking bitches out here with mad opinions.
Fuck George Costanza looking ass.
You humpty-dumpty looking ass.
They got better shit to do.
Like, you got high-waisted jeans because your low-waisted fall off.
You got high-waisted because you don't got waist, right?
So pretty girls want nothing to do with these girls.
Oh, Pixar looking ass bitches.
Real talk.
Your waist is the biggest part of your body.
That's the worst.
You built like it.
Fuck.
It's crazy.
I'm going to shut up.
Yeah.
So what I'm saying is when you start going shouts to women, all the pretty women out here are like, yo, don't put me in the same.
How dare you?
Because realistically speaking, yo, those girls right there that are always complaining, they're actively trying to ruin the life of pretty women.
Oh, for sure.
Right?
Like, everything they complain about, right?
You got to be independent.
Pretty women are like, why?
You gotta be independent, you short-haired fat bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't gotta be a fan.
I can be dependent.
My life is really good being dependent.
I like dependent.
And Cold Stone hiring.
Yeah.
You get all the free ice cream you want with your fat ass.
Listen, fat bitches can sing.
Get your ass over, Coldstone.
Tip, tip, hooray.
Tip, tip, hooray.
I know you be sweating, dude.
It'll be nice and cool in there.
Horrible endocrine system having assistance.
Oh, my God.
Yo, all I'm saying is we listening to bitches that are built like footballs.
Why would I care about that?
How do we?
How are we still on the behind, bro?
It's not even beehives.
It's all of them.
Yo, if you got to tell your barber to cut your hair with a two on the side or one, if you describe your haircut with numbers, you don't got to have an opinion to me about anything.
Why you got an opinion?
You a girl, you talking about give me a three, fade it to a zero, and then come outside burst down.
I would rather fuck the model on the poster you pointed at than use it.
This bitch got all the people in insects haircut at the same time.
Damn, so come on, yo.
I'm tired.
Oh, my God.
I'm not listening to him.
I'm not listening to no girl that got a voice like the fat kid from Stranger Things.
I'm not going to listen.
I'm going to put the fat kid from Stranger Things.
Yeah, but I'm not going to listen to someone.
We used to be a collemix, Mark.
William Mark.
William Mark.
The room is really hot.
We're a little delirious.
Room is hot.
That's all I'm saying, yo.
Shout out to all the pretty girls, man.
Honestly, we're talking.
Retirement Accounts And Fat Bitches00:11:45
It's not hot.
These hoes complaining about anything.
Fat, yo, you show me one, show me one attractive feminist, but it's not like at a certain point in time, we got to talk about it.
What's her name?
Pretends to be one from the Blurred Lines video.
Who?
Emily Radisky.
Emily Razikowski.
Radiou.
What's her name?
Emily Radjakowski.
Radjakowski.
Radikowski.
Radikowski?
I don't know.
This is Polish bitch.
Spell feminist.
You know who it is.
Come on, yo.
Real talk.
Come on, yo.
She's fine as hell.
She's fine as shit.
She's fine as hell.
She's fine as hell, bro.
Nah, she fine.
Nah, fam.
That's paid opposition, son.
That's what that is.
You need paid opposition.
Guaranteed, that's paid opposition.
She got it.
She is gorgeous.
Nah, she bad, bro.
Bad.
I get it.
She bad.
That's what feminists look like.
Yeah.
Nah, they got to be paying her, fam.
She's a ringer.
It's controlled.
You know what it is?
It's controlled opposition, right?
You know how they let certain motherfuckers be out there talking shit.
Who?
Like, for a little while.
What's that?
Insta?
Like.
Yeah.
For a little while.
That's hard to look up, fam.
What you asking?
You couldn't even say her name.
How the fuck I'm going to spell it?
Emily Ratt.
Any other bitches is Ben Lee.
See, I told you she's fucking paid opposition, bro.
What?
Rat.
She's snitching shit out.
That's good.
Yo, you know what they should be?
You know what she should do?
She should get everybody on her side, get all the short-haired girls to come out to support her and shit like that.
And then when it's at like a fever pitch bag, I ain't fuck with none of y'all bitches, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
Here's the thing.
Like, you can't talk about how you think it's wrong to objectify women and be a model.
It's a good ass.
Your body is objectifying women.
You're being an object for a living.
Oh, wow.
I guess that's her Instagram.
I saw her the other day.
Where?
On 4th Street.
Oh, her and her man.
Mark and you said when I was at Mark.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a girl you're talking about.
She is undeniably like a stunningly beautiful person.
There's no question.
Even in real person is what she said.
She's tiny, but she's beautiful.
What's her man look like?
Under bite?
That's him.
Look at the hate mad quick under bite.
No, no.
Yo, you know what?
No, I'm teasing.
I played ball with this kid once.
No, yeah, he used to be on my boy's team.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was cool.
Nice guy.
No, he was on my team.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But he was a nice kid.
Good for you, bro.
Yo, she's stunning.
Good for you.
Yo, but outside of her.
That's the boyfriend right there.
Scroll up.
Yeah, the light skill.
Looks like Seth Curry.
He looks like grown-up stuff curry son.
He looks like Seth Curry, did you say?
Yeah.
Son, he looks like Down Syndrome Timberlake.
Rogan.
Nah.
You meant Seth Curry?
Nah.
I don't know what Seth Curry.
All right.
You don't see it?
No.
You don't see it from there?
Nah.
But like, if he didn't have the hair?
Kind of, but not really, man.
All right, nah, nah.
Y'all killed a perfectly good point that I made, man.
Well, you still have it.
I mean, bad bitches.
Say what?
A bad bitch will do that.
But outside of her, is there a super?
I don't know if her feminism is real feminism.
That's what I was going to.
I was hoping you would jump on it.
Yeah, I just don't understand.
Like, what?
What is.
Like, we just went through her Instagram.
I didn't see anything.
That's what I was looking for.
I was like, all right, is there any like, you know, usually activists?
She got arrested.
She got arrested in DC.
She's like, I'm not a female type of nothing.
She got arrested in D.C. for Amy Humor.
That might be publicity.
Yeah, PR for both of them.
I saw some pictures that were close to Freedom Nipple.
Shit.
Yeah.
It's funny they call you activists, but most of you fat bitches are sedentary as fuck.
All right.
Yo, real toe, you can't call it activism anymore.
You got to call it like factivism.
Factivist.
You should be have to.
Real talk, you should have to get under a certain weight to have an opinion.
I think that I mean this.
No, no, no.
Blood pressure.
Okay, blood pressure.
Because you got different to worry about.
Some people built different.
Yeah, that's a good point.
And like, for example, DC is an amazing athlete.
He's a UFC champion.
He built a little fatter.
He built like one of y'all.
But he's a little bit unbelievable athlete.
So I bet his blood pressure is probably amazing.
That shit.
In America, your blood pressure should have to be under a certain thing for you to have an opinion.
Because otherwise, why are you saying anything?
Yo, you can't have an opinion about nothing.
What about food?
Nah.
Clearly, you're eating enough.
Like, clearly, you can't discern what is good or not.
Like, you're just eating everything.
If that blood pressure up there, I mean, yo, we found a simple solution to all the bitching in a man.
How much y'all really want to bitch if you're going to have to eat salad?
Why should I have to listen to you if I know you're not going to be around long enough to matter?
No, that's hilarious.
Why should I listen to it if you're not going to get roman?
Like, all these fat chicks worried about the environment.
You dead.
I got to worry about the environment.
You know what I mean?
That's my life.
You don't want to eat all the wings.
Yeah.
Alex is begging for us to move on.
Global warming has happened.
Bitch, you warm.
What about the methane you admit when you fart, you cowass bitch?
Out of here, bitch.
Why'd you take your hoofs on somewhere else?
Take a walk.
Say what?
It's 110 degrees.
That's all I can think about, to be honest.
It's so hot.
You should be sitting in here holding on up, bro.
It is a fucking sauna in here.
It's so hot here.
Holy shit.
The views and opinions of this podcast are basically.
Hey, nah, for real.
A couple of you fat hoes sat in this room for 30 minutes.
You're probably losing a half a pound.
Yo, here's the thing: we ain't got no problem with fat bitches, bro.
There we go.
There we go.
Here comes the broken.
We just got the we have a problem with opinionated fat bitches, bro.
It's a different thing.
You know, when, like, opinionated.
Is there like a Venn diagram you can draw for that?
Like, yeah.
And you know what?
If you draw it, it kind of gets a little fat bitch.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, are they supposed to talk about fat?
No, man.
Oh, fat bitches.
Oh, man.
Sorry.
All right.
You know how the podcast gets crazy when a sports season is not in fullest fullest.
It's funny.
The other two stories I have are Tyreek Hill and a Zeke story.
And both of them be beating up women.
So, where y'all really want to go?
Yeah, you know what?
I'm not trying to stand on the fat girls.
Let's just stand the fat girls.
Yo, I got an idea that I, and then we should pay some bills, but I got an idea that I want to get going.
What's up?
I wonder if it's probably, it's probably more functional on a Patreon, but I want everybody that listens to the podcast religiously.
I want to make everybody 10% more money at the end of the year.
Ooh.
Now, that's not necessarily we make you 10% extra, but I want you to have 10% more savings than you would normally have at the end of the year.
Now, I have, I'm talking to some people and we're trying to figure it out, but I think it'd be a cool thing that we all do together.
Okay.
Now, I don't care if you make $500,000 or $50,000 or $25,000.
10% is different.
You know what I mean?
Like, you make $50,000 a year.
At the end of the year, you got $5,000 more saved.
That's a vacation for you and your boo.
You know, take your fat bitch on a fucking cruise.
Or you can just put that bitch in the water and write her ass out somewhere.
But real talk.
So it's like, I think there's a way where we could do it.
And the way I've broken it down is: well, I haven't broken down the actual savings exactly just yet.
Maybe we get like a financial expert here to like tell us some things that we actually waste money on that we don't need to waste money on, little shit that we could actually save to like raise.
But I think what we do is we do it monthly.
I think we all do it together because after a week, you don't see enough savings.
But after a month, there's a difference and you see it.
And I would love it at the end of every month.
And then for some of y'all, at the end of the year, you save, you had 10% more savings you had before.
And then imagine we as a podcast could provide that for you.
I think that's such a cool opportunity.
And I know that the reason I said Patreon because I know how fucking tight-knit we are on the Patreon and how we can move shit.
And I hope that that extends everybody listen to the podcast as well.
But how many people do you think that we could take from what they have now to 10% more at the end of the year?
And you do that for fucking 20 years straight, bro.
You just got your retirement.
That's what you're doing.
Yeah, that's exactly what retirement is.
I was going to say that 5,000, don't put it toward a vacation, put it in a Roth IRA.
There you go.
That money will be tax-free at the end of your life.
I'm going to care of you as a retired person.
Damn, son.
It's a beautiful thought.
I swear to God.
It's going to be tough for some of that fat hoes, though, because you won't be around that long.
Statements, or you think they're prolific.
And all you just said is, yo, we should save.
Yeah.
That's all you said.
You tell us how to do it.
No, nothing.
All you just said is like, I was wearing your life.
Putting it out there, bro.
It's like, but you got to get out of here.
I'll tell you how the first time you're going to be able to do it.
I was like, all right.
Yo, tell me how we're going to do it.
You just show niggas the same.
Hey, do you not want to know how?
I do.
That's all.
Done.
That's it.
That's it.
First step.
Hey.
First step is planting the seed.
You know what I mean?
A motherfucker had to come up with the idea of heaven before you figure out how to get there.
He had to pull up and be like, yo, heaven is bitches everywhere.
They're skinny.
There's nobody got opinion.
It's annoying.
It's the shit.
We got to go there.
And then people are like, how?
He's like, well, on next week's Flagrant 2, you're going to find out how to get there.
All right.
Our next week's episode.
All right.
Not first.
Roth IRA.
Everybody get money on Roth IRA.
That's step one.
I think, I think, well, that's good for retirement.
But I think that we could talk to a financial expert and I think that we could break down certain spending patterns that are shitty.
And I think we could all isolate these spending patterns.
For example, I have two cups of coffee a day or some bullshit.
If I'm having them at Starbucks every single day, if you just bring your own cup, they just charge you for a refill.
Yeah.
Right?
Like little shit like that, that if you're doing it by yourself, you're like, ah, who cares?
But if you know you got a squad of people doing it with you, it's very similar to your workout thing.
Yeah.
If you got a squad of people, dude, there's like a little pressure and their support behind it.
You know what I mean?
I'm not talking about using single-plot toilet paper, but I'm talking about little shit where you know that you're going to spend money.
The places you know it's already happening.
Like literally looking at all of we should all look at our credit card bill at the end of the month and go, what am I paying for that I don't use?
Audio Access And Data Usage00:06:11
I'm still paying for Hulu.
Why am I paying for this shit?
I'm still paying for this lighting bill from a past apartment that I, it's $3, so I don't even care.
I'm still paying for this app that's $2.99.
I think we, and when you get all of your people do it together, there's apps that do that shit now.
Boom, there we go.
Trim.
I use trim.
Like, basically, like, they go through your, and this is not even a middle or anything.
I just legitimately use this.
They go through your bills and they go through all your subscriptions.
And like, if you don't use something for like three or four months, you haven't used this thing in like four.
You haven't went to LA Fitness in like four or five months.
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Genius.
So all that shit, like, saves.
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Like, you just put, you just like attach like your.
Oh, okay.
They get paid because they get access to everything of you.
Good.
Probably.
But like, I don't, you don't.
I mean, whatever.
We did the same thing with FaceApp and we got nothing out of that.
So.
Well, until the robots come and kill us all.
This is worth it.
Definitely.
Look, point is, there's ways where we could all save money.
And imagine like just the good karma.
Imagine how good that makes you feel if you know that you have a hundred thousand people out there in the world like saving some fucking money.
Nobody else trying to save people money.
Say that shit, bro.
All right.
You know what I mean?
Fucking hating ass Alex.
I hope you go broke.
You know what?
You're going to ask me for a raise.
I'm like, you should have been saving your money.
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Akash.
Talk to us, man.
What are we talking about?
Deportes.
We got to get some deportes.
So I only got a few stories that I found online.
One is Tyreek Hill.
He's not going to be suspended.
Do we want to talk about that?
Now, what exactly did he do?
He made threats to his pregnant baby mom that was released like calling her, you know, you dumb bitch.
You should be afraid of me, bitch.
Yeah.
She says I'm not being.
Hold on.
Are we talking about XXX Tentacion?
Are we talking about?
We're not talking about him.
Yeah, so basically they're saying, you know, I forgot who got suspended last year for mental abuse.
Like, emotional abuse, emotional abuse to the somebody's baby mom.
I forgot the name of the fucking football player.
Yeah.
But they're trying to say, like, you know, if they're not going to find anything from Tyreek Hill, they should have at least did it for the mental abuse, the emotional abuse that they put through this woman.
Jimmy Smith, by the way.
Jimmy Smith.
That's his name.
Okay.
So, no suspension.
No suspension.
So the NFL is saying you can mentally abuse your wife, but you can't physically abuse her, but I guess you can't physically abuse her.
Yeah.
What is emotional abuse?
Yelling at what we do to each other on this podcast is emotional abuse, right?
Yeah.
If you're not a willing participant, I know what I can do with the people.
What we do with Beehive.
Yo, you want to know some crazy shit?
Here we go.
This is more.
There's one thing I got to say for the Patreon.
There's one thing that's a little wild, I got to say.
And only because you never know, motherfucker, you know, listen, it's flagrant to asshole army all day.
Don't get me wrong.
But you could have some spies listening.
Oh, there's definitely spies.
You could have some spies listening.
You know what I mean?
So we got to be a little tight-knit about certain shit.
There's one thing I got to say for Friday.
I could probably tell you guys off at Dark Super Power.
But the other thing that's interesting about some Louis C.K. shit, the more I keep hearing about like these girls that called out Louie, I'm talking to two girls that knew them at the time when it was happening.
Uh-oh.
All laughing about this at the time.
Uh-oh.
Telling stories about this at the time.
Like it was goofy and silly, like they are completely unaffected, not like they were victims of this power struggle.
It's very interesting.
Very interesting.
Stop touching that.
They didn't either.
It's a great thing.
You don't have to, Kaz.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, so the more that maybe that, and then there's a little something else that we can discuss, but that has to be tight-knit.
But go on.
Yeah, I think.
Tyreek Hill, what is your thought on it?
What is your thought?
You know, I think that they're not suspending anybody right now.
Like, Ezekiel Ellie didn't get suspended.
And I think a lot of it has to do with Roger Goodell not wanting to suspend Bob Craft because you can't suspend.
I mean, Tyreek Hill might be different, but like you can't suspend Zeke and then let Rob Craft slide for going to a whorehouse and getting hand jobs.
Raycon Wireless Earbud Review00:02:30
You know what I mean?
Is that that bad?
Is it worse?
And it's like they're probably human trafficking.
They're like slaves, basically.
Okay, that's where it gets bad.
It's the human trafficking.
Because he's supporting human trafficking.
Yeah.
Do we know for a fact that they were trafficked?
I think a lot of these massage color girls are.
So we don't know for a fact that these people were because I don't know if they were women in undercover sting, whatever.
I don't know.
Can we acknowledge that it is the best way to get trafficked?
What?
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Epstein Island Irony Discussion00:04:51
Let's get back to the show.
Would you rather do construction or whack off guys?
Whack off Robert Kraft.
You're just whacking off Robert Kraft.
If I could make...
What do you think Robert Kraft tips?
Pretty well.
Hopefully well.
He looks like a bad tipper.
Why?
Because he's and the good thing about it.
I damn Alex.
Yo, you really became a bigoted racist.
Misogynist.
That's it.
Because back in his day, tipping was like, you know, 2%.
You're saying all Jews are old, son?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Yo, son.
You are disgusting, bro.
This guy is a fucking animal.
Speak for your nasty motherfucker.
Yo, that's my people, man.
Shout out to the J's squad.
That's how we throw it up.
Yeah, with the J's.
Cap it off J's.
You got to own up for your man, son.
Epstein.
The J's, right?
What did Epstein do?
Am I not saying it right?
Weinstein?
No, Epstein.
Epstein is just the Trump guy.
What did Epstein?
He did something.
Oh, y'all know.
Y'all know what your man is.
Oh, you don't know what your man is.
Allegedly, he's like the fucking.
I don't know what he did.
Nah, never mind.
Never mind.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What if Epstein is?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nah, for real.
Who's Epstein?
What does he?
He sounded like a car.
I really don't know.
The guy.
Oh, I know that guy.
Didn't we talk about him already?
I think we did.
I don't know.
Probably not.
We didn't talk about him.
Not really.
All right, let me ask you this.
Epstein, the wildest boy, son.
They told Epstein, they said, for those of y'all who don't know, he was fucking teenage girls, right?
In America, he was like motherfucking traffic.
That motherfucker was trafficking.
But the disgusting way y'all thought about traffic.
Wholesome way we thought he was the traffic.
My bad.
Sorry, girl.
I always think about the wholesome human trafficking.
And Tim Dylan got a great, hilarious video he put on Instagram and Twitter about Epstein.
Go check it, right?
So what Epstein did was, right?
He was like, all right, you can't have sex with teenage girls here in America, right?
He, I think, bought an island where the rules were you could.
Word?
Yeah.
He did.
Are y'all serious?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yo, that's next level shit, son.
Oh, that is elite level horny.
Next level.
That's elite level horny, bro.
Why?
Is he going to get off because of that?
I think he got off a lot.
Yeah.
What a boat.
He has the face like I did that shit.
Wow.
The irony is called St. James Island.
Little St. James.
He put the jokes right themselves.
Wow.
Jesus.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
But then who owns it is?
I don't get that.
So if somebody buys an island, is that island connected to like a country continent?
Listen, bro, you don't believe in savings, so this will never have to worry about an island.
You never have to worry about buying an island.
Who wouldn't want an island?
But I'm just saying, no, if somebody buys an island, I would love a fucking island.
You're crazy.
Everyone away from it.
That's too much upkeep.
So if you own it, you could afford an island.
You could afford the upkeep.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, we're going to buy an island.
We're not going to spring for the extra fucking tree edge clippings or whatever.
I think it'll be all right.
Is it part of a country?
He said, you'll be all right.
You can hire if you had these.
All right.
So is it part of a country?
It's in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
So I guess it is part of the U.S., but maybe they got different rules for consent out there.
That's next level pedophilia shit.
Anyway.
See how like hundreds of like hundreds of hundreds of little girls probably passed through this motherfucker, though.
Yo, but they do need to make prostitution legal.
Just do it.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
You don't think we should make it legal?
I think pretty much everything should be legal.
Why, Cash?
Go, no, Cas, you could have a good argument about it.
Tax it.
How are you going to tax it?
Credit cards.
How are you going to tax pussy?
Credit card.
Ain't nobody fucking walking around with that cash.
So wait, can you, can you, yeah, you make money?
So at the end of the year, like.
It's a service chart.
So should so should barbers be illegal because most of their money is cash and you can't tax it?
Honestly, if they're cutting these fat bitches' hair shorts.
Pacquiao Boxing Division Debate00:12:23
Fantastic ball back.
Holy fuck, that was good.
I had forgotten we talked about these hoes.
Oh my God.
Oh, man.
All right.
So do you think?
So I'll rephrase it for you guys.
So do you think like making prostitution legal will like help stop?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let's stop.
I want to pay one bill and then I want to get back to this.
Arcash, you got that?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yo, we talked about this last week.
Let him fall.
This is the athletic, guys.
It is a website that I've had.
Kaz, you're a member too, right?
Yes, sir.
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You can follow whatever your favorite sports teams are.
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Another guy, Marcus Moshe, is really good.
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Kaz, you have anything to say about the athletic?
Not this week, man.
Not a lot of sports news, so I didn't really read anything.
I read a great article from that guy, Bob Stern, about Michael Irvin.
Like they just sat down with him and talked to him, and it was just like, yo, this is a guy I grew up loving.
I loved Michael Irvin.
I love every time he did the first diet with the wild ass.
You know what I mean?
And it's just a great interview with him about a route that he ran and how much work he put into it and why like he knew he was going to get he told an ill story about how Troy Aikman as a rookie, it's his second year, Troy Aikman as a rookie, he wanted to build that camaraderie with Troy and he told him in a preseason game means nothing.
You throw a ball, I'll go get it.
And then Mike had to run this slant.
And back in the day, when you're running the slant over the middle, there's no rules protecting you.
So Troy throws a bad pass that he shouldn't have thrown.
And Michael Irvin knows if I go up and get this, I'm getting a concussion.
I'm getting rocked.
But he was like, I promised Troy that I was going to go up and get anything he said.
So I cannot pull back now and have alligator arms and let this be a pick.
So he goes up and grabs the ball and then he gets rocked.
And then I don't know if it was after that or just in general, he would tell cornerbacks or like people, safeties who were going to come hit him over the middle, I'm willing to get the concussion.
Are you?
Because you know whatever damage you inflict on me, you're getting it right back.
Like you're going to get hurt too.
I'm willing to get the concussion.
Are you?
It's just a dope article, man.
That's some better.
Yeah, no, they got some great longer's on the athletic, man.
So if you're into that type of shit, man.
There was a couple articles that I was seeing.
One, the article about how the Warriors couldn't give KD what he wanted.
Oh, it's pretty interesting.
And then the other one, which obviously it now seems like common knowledge, but the Nets are set up to dominate basketball in New York.
And it was a little bit heartbreaking to go through.
But in reality, it is the truth.
They're very well set up for it.
So it's just cool to see to be able to promote content that we care about.
We've been careful with curating the people that sponsor this podcast.
We want to make sure we believe in a brand.
And it's cool to see you guys go and sign up for the athletic and then come back and hit us up and see that you enjoyed it because that's what's most important to us.
If you guys don't like the brands that we fuck with on this podcast, then we got to know too.
Simple as that, man.
But yeah, let's get back to the show.
Did you watch the Pac-Man fight at all?
I did.
What did you think?
I watched rounds, I think it was about like five through 12.
And Pacquiao is, I mean, like over the hill in so many ways.
Right.
How old is he exactly?
He's 40.
Okay.
And he's along 40.
He's got 62 wins, seven losses, two draws, 71 professional boxing matches.
That takes a toll on your body.
Here's the thing.
I thought he did enough to win.
I thought it was the right decision.
I was shocked that they let him win a decision.
I thought for boxing, you would let Keith Thurman win the young guy who's handsome and well-spoken and interesting and backed by, who is he backed by Rock Nation?
Sports or something like that?
I don't know.
But I didn't watch the fight.
Well, dude, they made the right move.
I like the split decision loss or loss for Thurman, but win for Pacquiao.
And Pacquiao still got a little left in the tank.
I've never seen Pacquiao that tired.
Pacquiao is one of these guys that had like an unlimited gas tank, and it looked like he got tired in the sixth.
That punch makes it like he's fucking up.
Jeez, yeah.
Oh, fucking bro.
He dropped him in the first round.
Wow.
So he dropped him in the first round.
There were flashes of old Pacquiao.
Pacquiao, this is the problem.
Ready?
Here's the problem.
When dominant fighters get older, they're forced to brawl.
Yeah.
And it is exciting for the viewer.
Right.
But that's what gives them the CTE.
Yeah.
It's the end of your career when you have to take more shots to give one that the CTE really happens.
Right.
These fighters that have, you know, 20 fights or 15 fights and they knock out most of their opponents.
They maybe have one tough fight and then they're out the game.
They're not the ones that get CTE.
Right.
It's the guys who fight too long, and every one of those fights over 37 is compounded 10 times because you're doing, like, if you look at Ali late in his career, it's too much punishment.
Rumble in the jungle.
Frasier.
Frazier broke.
It was just constant.
And what happens?
They slow down.
If you look at Roy Jones Jr., he slowed down.
He started getting knocked out.
He didn't have a chin.
Ali slowed down.
He could take it.
And when you can take it.
Remember your dad saying that?
Having a granded chin is a double-edged sword.
So question.
So Pacquiao, he went through that little slump after the Mayweather loss and the knockouts and all this type of shit.
If him getting this win and fighting at this age and still being able to win.
He has a belt.
Yeah.
I was about world champion.
Does that help his legacy?
Does that kind of like erase that kind of slump that he was in for a while?
Because I almost felt like after a while, he went from this, yo, this guy could be one of the best ever.
He's better than Floyd, all this other shit.
Then he took the first L, then he took a couple more L's, and like now he's starting to build himself back up a little more.
So does that work in boxing?
It will work in his country.
I don't think that he has the media connections to curate that narrative in America.
In the Philippines, they'll treat this like some Rocky shit.
Some Rocky shit.
He came back in adversity, all this stuff.
In America, they just don't care enough.
He'll just be a guy who's a champion.
He'll fight somebody again.
And hopefully, he does not fight Errol Spence.
Why because Arrow will fuck him up?
Oh, my God.
I mean, and also, if this was Pacquiao 10 years ago, he would have knocked Thurman out in the first round and it would have been done.
It would have been a one-round fight.
Thurman, to me, is wildly regular.
He is a good fighter.
He is not a great fighter.
He is good.
And they carefully curated the people that he fought.
He won some close in American Anthony Joshua.
Yeah.
That's a great, yeah, in a lot of ways.
Yeah, sure.
And only he doesn't have the great difference maker, which is power.
Okay.
Like Anthony Joshua can get away with lack of skills because if he hits you, it's down.
Right.
Keith gotta outbox you.
And he's good.
He's just not great.
So, what's the probability?
Because I know he wants that Floyd fight again.
Who?
Pacquiao.
Pacquiao.
If I'm Floyd, I'm watching and I'm going, this will be even easier than the first one.
Why is that?
He just looked, Pacquiao looked slow.
He looked tired after the six.
You know, Floyd has got unlimited battery and he's just, he's a better boxer.
He's taking way less punishment.
And like, I don't think that Pacquiao now has the power to hurt Floyd earlier in his career.
Yeah, when he was on the juice, yeah, but I don't think he has it.
But I also don't think there's enough excitement.
If Pacquiao finished Keith Thurman in the first round, then there'd be a little buzz.
Okay.
But it was a decision and he got lumped up by Thurman a bunch too.
It was like a good hard fall fight.
But to what you were saying about his legacy, there's an argument to be made that Pacquiao is the best ever.
Make it.
I was about to say elaborate.
Eight division champion.
Nobody in history has done it.
What he did in boxing is...
This is his eighth division right here?
Yeah, yeah.
But he had already won this one prior, right?
So I think he started at like 106 or 108 pounds.
Super small.
Now he's gone all the way up to, and we can find out every division.
147 pounds.
That's insane.
I mean, it is unreal.
So it's like, nobody in boxing history has done that.
When you're talking about the best pound for pound fighter, he's up there.
You gotta, we're not, you know what I mean?
We're not talking about the most dominant in his division.
We're talking about the best pound for pound.
You kind of got to put him up there because he fought people in all these different pounds and won.
Like, we don't exactly.
Like, we don't, when you talk about pound for pound, you're like, well, if they were in the same division, then who would win that fight?
Meaning, if Floyd was in the same division as Tyson skill-wise, you don't even need to know.
So let's go back.
So go up, go up.
Say again?
The asterisk goes next to his name because of the juice.
Yes.
But to be fair, you could put an asterisk next to Floyd's name.
Put Floyds on the juice?
There's some people that say, listen, there's a rumor out there that, do you remember when Floyd Mayweather, every fight would be announced?
It was like six weeks before the fight?
Yeah.
Testing can't happen until the fight is signed.
So what the rumor was, was that, you know, everybody who was involved in juicing, this was everybody in the sport, instead of signing the fight six months out and promoting it, will start promoting it, but officially sign it six weeks out so that we can get you clean.
That's a rumor.
I'm not going to give that.
I'm not going to substantiate that too much.
And there are people.
Getting busted?
No, but Pacquiao, it's undeniable, in my opinion.
Floyd, super bad.
But it's hard to put the asterisk by if he wasn't actually caught.
And also, it's hard to put the asterisk by if everyone else is, right?
It's like with that cycling shit, it's like, okay, Lance Armstrong, you're going to dock him, but he was also beating everybody who was on it.
Yeah.
So it's like, that's not an asterisk.
That's actually what it is.
If there's a common denominator you could, you know, eliminate, then we're all the same, right?
So it's like, okay, so we got 112, 122, 126, 130, 135, 140, 147.
Holy shit.
He won a fucking belt at 154.
He started at 112.
And he's my height.
Can you imagine he's 48 pounds heavier?
But also think about percentage of weight.
It's insane.
Like if a guy goes from 200 to 100 times.
One and a half times.
Yeah.
So it's like, I think there is an argument.
300.
Yeah.
Literally that.
That's crazy.
So it's like, I think there's an argument to make him best pound for pound.
At least he's in the discussion.
Well, you got to.
You got to have him in the discussion because of what he did.
You can't even talk about this era of boxing without him.
So you got to put him in a discussion.
I just want you to know.
For sure how it is.
And I think the reason why is you go, okay, so he fought way above his weight.
Right.
How dominant would he have been if, like a Floyd or like these guys, he just stayed at the weight he was most comfortable.
I mean, yeah.
What if he stayed at 130 his whole career?
Would he have ever lost?
That's a good point.
And then if he would have never lost, is he the greatest ever?
It's food for thought.
You think he managed his money well?
No.
And I think that's why.
He's fighting, and he's got advertisements all over his shorts.
Zebra Stripes And Black People00:15:05
Something's off.
You got fucking robbed.
That's so crazy.
Or you got to pay people off in the Philippines.
So cheap.
He would be a god in the Philippines with making this type of money.
Yeah.
And he's a congressman, so he should be able to just.
I think this is a senator.
He's a senator, yeah.
And it's like, and I think, but I think what happens is when you're a guy like this, no formal education whatsoever, you have to trust a lot of people.
You have a lot of people on the payroll.
And when you have people on a payroll, they don't make you money.
They just cost.
Yes.
So when you stop making money, you're just losing.
It's really hard to find somebody that makes you money as much money as he costs you.
Yes.
And that is the difference between having a successful business and one that fails.
It's like, I have no problem paying you if I can make a little money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like I'm the least cheap person in the world.
Do you know what I mean?
I just need to know if I'm paying, if I'm taking the risk of guaranteeing you this amount of money, that I can have more.
I can make more than that.
You know?
And it's like, but a pacy, I think what happens is there's a guy, there's a house in LA.
Someone looks over the house.
There's a cleaning lady.
And you get so detached from all these things you have that they're just little money sucks.
Yeah.
Everything.
In reality, you know who should be part of our saving program.
You found your replacement, Alex.
That would complete like the nationality cipher here.
We just need like one like.
We do need an Asian.
Because I know you don't like Surpass, but it's not really Asian.
Yeah, it's like Donald.
You're not Asian, bro.
Yeah.
Thank God for that.
Fucking nerds.
Get out of here.
I know.
Pac is dope.
I used to move.
Just because he was closer to India than all the other fighters.
That was my rule.
It was proximity.
I remember that.
We were living in the apartment.
I thought about why Asians look the same.
This is not your flagrant thought.
This is not my flagrant thought.
Yeah.
I think the reason why we think Asians look the same, not Akash Asians, but Asians.
Really Asians, right?
They're disgusting ones.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
I didn't even know you said that.
But we're being flavored today.
Shout out to Dina Hashem.
So I think the reason why we all think Asians look the same is because they look the most different from everyone else.
Oh, valid.
Right?
And I look, there was like this research study that said that like you think that people that you don't see often look similar because you're not as familiar, right?
So like white people think black people look the same because unless you're a white guy that lives in a black neighborhood.
Yeah.
Right.
Then you're like, oh, no, I see the differences between, you know, Tyrone and Jamal, whatever.
Black people.
Excuse me, Kaz and Alex.
Yeah, but those are white names.
So you are black people think white people all look the same.
My mentions are full of random goalies in Europe because they think I look like every soccer goalie.
You look like JFK Jr., though.
I used to get that all the time.
You get that all the time.
So because just not seeing that many white people to discern the difference, right?
Now, Asians happen to be the most different looking than everyone else.
Therefore, we're like, oh, you all look different from everyone else.
You guys look the same.
You don't even look the same.
You just look the most different.
It's like they're the zebras of the horse world.
Do you know what I mean?
Like zebras.
Horses look at the zebra.
Horses look at zebras like, yo, they are, they look the same, bro.
Yo, which one is that?
You know what I mean?
Like the one with the stripes?
Yeah, he looked like the other one with the stripes.
You know what I mean?
Zebras look at each other like nah, your stripes go like that straight, blah blah blah.
That's all I'm saying, Asians.
You're zebras, it's gonna be like that Shing Lu movie or whatever the fuck it's gonna be.
The Marvel joint, Aquafina's in it.
Shout out to Aquafina.
She can't lose right now.
She's on fire.
Yo, are zebras real?
Yes, like 100% real.
They're real.
You're thinking of unicorns.
Those aren't real.
No, I know that's not real.
Zebras are real.
But here's my thing with zebras, right?
It's like zebras.
How many white bitches you got to call a zebra, son?
Holy shit.
Shout out to the boy.
So here's the thing about it.
Zebras, right?
It's like, I understand certain animals, they got fur and patterns so they could fit in with the environment.
Yeah.
What does that go with?
Beetlejuice?
Is that where you're from?
What the fuck could that possibly do for you?
What advantage could you possibly have with the stripes?
Right?
That's why I don't think it's real.
No, I think I've seen them before.
We are looking at pictures of them, though.
Yo, son, we're looking at it, but I don't think it's real.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I've never seen one.
Nobody's seen a zebra.
Here we go.
Zebras probably are real if you think about it.
Son, where though?
Yo, look how different they look, though.
Look at this one on the top right.
Look at that.
The back stripes, how they're matte horizontal.
Yeah.
And then click on another one.
And this shit is all vertical.
Right.
But to the untrained eye, they just all Asian.
All Chinese.
Oh, she got a little sexy ass.
Oh, no, yo, that's if you don't sexy.
See them legs?
Fuck.
Shit.
About to human traffic that.
No, but can we acknowledge this at all?
With the zebra shit?
No, it is weird evolutionarily how they survived.
Yeah, I don't know.
Where were they from that it was only black and white?
Son, they look like just horses that were designed.
It's like somebody was just like, fuck it.
Just started painting all the white horses.
Like this.
Virgil, yeah.
Virgil made them.
But you understand where giraffes come from because a lot of them are in the desert.
Boom.
Camels.
Desert.
Right?
Hey.
What?
Most animals.
Most animals take the color of the environment.
That's an albino.
That makes more sense.
Alex trying to fuck that zebra right now.
I take that one down.
Yo, go to that one.
Go next door.
Go next door.
No, no, down, Neck.
There it is.
What is oh?
What is it?
Yeah, fam.
Say it, son.
What is that?
What is it?
She got the fat.
She's a member of the beehive.
Come on.
That shit is in way too good shape to be a member of the beehive.
That shit looks swole as hell.
That shit look like wax.
That's like the final boss in the beehive.
You gotta fight that one after you defeat all the cows.
That can't be real.
That gotta be photoshopped, bro.
That gotta be photoshopped.
I mean, it's probably they help their pump up cows and steroids all the time.
That's probably what's going on.
That's right, man.
Anyway, that's just a thought of the week.
This zebra joint.
I gotta see Lion King.
Is it slap?
Son.
Really?
I really think it was better than the first.
I heard it's the exact same.
It is, but it's just, it was funnier.
And the fact that the animals look real, but it's all CGI.
That shit is dope.
But you're saying that because Beyonce in it, get the fuck out of here.
I know what you're doing.
I'm just saying, the movie was good.
It was funny.
I mean, I'm going to watch it.
Like, I had moments where I was like cracking up.
Really?
Yeah.
Who's Timon and Pumba?
Beyonce Rogan and Keegan?
Michael Key?
No, Billy on the Street.
Yeah, Billy Eisner.
Billy Eichner.
Eichner.
Deep.
Killed it.
He's good.
Which one is the fat one?
I'm assuming Seth Rogens, though.
No, no, no, no.
Seth is the fat one.
And he did good too.
He just couldn't sing for shit, but he did good too.
All right.
What about who's Simba's?
Simba's.
Donald Glover, right?
Oh, Donald Glover.
Simba.
It was good.
Check it out.
Who's scarred?
I almost cried like three times.
The dude from God.
Oh, but the best part was when Mufasa died?
No, Mufasa is the same Mufasa.
Yeah, James Earl Jones.
He's on his last legs, bro.
I don't care.
That was just so great.
No, good for him.
I mean, he didn't do any fucking shit was good.
Was the scene where Mufasa died?
Was that like gut-wrenching?
You know, it was worse in the cartoon.
Worse?
Yeah, this one, they didn't really show anything like him getting pummeled and shit.
Like, they just showed him fault.
Because it was hard to do the pummel.
Yeah, probably.
But, son, this shit is good.
I ain't bullshitting.
This shit was good.
Oh, Eric Andre is one of the hyenas?
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Son, check it out.
I'm going to go check it out.
I'll try.
I want to check it out this weekend.
Who's Rafiki?
Who the fuck is Rafiki?
Oh, fucking Benson.
What?
Y'all remember that show about the black butler, Benson?
What?
Huh?
Did they just make every character?
He was the guy that gave Crazy Joe his job in Lean Oni.
It's cool.
Y'all know about black shit.
That's fine.
But they just made every character black in it.
Well, they're in Africa.
No, you got the John Oliver.
Yeah, but Zazu.
Is Zazu good or bad?
He's good.
He's the bird.
He's the snitch.
He was pretty good, too.
He's a snitch.
Good job.
Oh, man.
This should have been my flavor take.
The worst performance was beyond.
Yeah, I heard that.
I heard that.
I heard that too.
I heard like a lot of you're not convincing at all.
Like, really?
Your voice, you don't.
I think it's because of her voice.
I think we're seeing that.
She's on Instagram.
Everybody says she sounds like you can tell she's just reading a script.
Who's she playing?
She can't have it all.
I'm not going to say what she's doing.
She's too good of a performance.
She plays Nala.
She's just too good of a la as a kid.
You can't have her fucking voice.
The adult one.
Somebody said it sounds like she was reading with her with her fingers, son.
Oh, damn.
Wow.
God damn.
No way.
I was disappointed.
That was the worst.
She reads like soundtrack fire, though.
That's all I'm saying.
She's done.
The soundtrack fire, son.
She dropped her separate album.
So there's a soundtrack album for the movie, and then she dropped her own shit.
King the gift.
Yeah.
There's just songs about the jungle or something.
No, no, no.
It's like part of the movie and just her album.
I'm confused.
So she has two albums or no?
No.
So there's the soundtrack for the movie where there's like two songs that she's on, and then she just dropped a solo project that's Afro beat based, and it has some like little interludes from the movie.
Y'all seen this, y'all seen the picture where Beyonce's facing the lion underneath.
Jay-Z is facing a camel?
Yeah.
Yo, that shit was so good.
It was really so good.
Yo.
Fucking Jay-Z, man.
Yeah, I mean, I guess you can't have it all.
Yeah, you can't.
I don't think you'll get any smoke from the Beehive if you're like, hey, maybe you're just not the best actress.
Even the voice actress.
But the album slaps.
The album's great.
Good.
Listen to the album all the way back.
But, yeah, no.
She can't act for shit.
You seen Carmen a hip opera?
We should have known then.
This shit was terrible.
It was bad.
You've never seen a hip opera?
The Makai Pfeiffer?
Oh, Othello.
Most death?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That shit was.
I never saw that.
It's like a rap version of the motherfucker.
Hello and like fucking Moz death and like Makai Pfeiffer all like rapping and Carmen's like Beyonce.
It's like it's Beyonce R. Kelly trapped in the closet was better.
Yeah.
You see Goldman?
I definitely can't have everything can't have everything, bro.
Can't have everything.
Beyonce is one of the greatest entertainers of all time.
What about the one where she beats up her husband or some shit?
Tell me what she didn't do.
It was her sister.
No, no, not that movie.
I thought you're talking about that.
That's a home video, dog.
I'm talking about the movie.
No, she beat up her.
It was like cheats or something.
Right.
It was like one word.
It was like called like obsessed.
Look at Beyonce with Indigenous.
Boom.
There you go.
I'm DB.
There it is.
What's the morning?
Obsessed.
There we go.
Oh, so that was her.
She was getting kind of like records.
That was like her J-Lo movie where she like a tiny girl can beat up a big ass dude.
No, she beats up the white bitch.
Oh, I should see this movie.
Oh, I support that.
Yeah, I should see it.
Can you feel the love?
All right, let's take it home with some singing, Eddie.
We're going to take us and get to the lyrics up and we're going to take it out like a fan.
We got one more.
Quia.
Oh, fuck.
You know what?
You're right, man.
All right.
Before we get out of here, and this is perfect to leave on, Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Because before you feel the love tonight, I would say approximately 15 to 20 minutes before you feel the love tonight.
Oh, yeah.
You got to pop that Blue Chew, bro.
That's what Rafiki was mixing up in that bowl.
He was just putting that shit on Simba's head.
He just crushed up some chew.
He put that shit in his head.
He's like, yo, 20 years from now, this bone is going to ravage Beyonce.
You're going to come out of the sticks with a fucking ferret and a pig, and she's still going to want to fuck with you, dog.
Bluechew.com.
Blue Chew.com.
You already know, okay?
Code is flagrant, like it always is.
If you guys haven't heard, if you're brand new to this podcast, we got hard dicks on this podcast.
Okay.
We got hard dicks.
Straight up.
Straight up, not playing around.
Them shits don't go forward.
They don't hang a little bit down because it's heavy at the top.
They go straight to the motherfucking belly button.
Okay.
Why?
Blue chew.
Okay.
Same active ingredient that's in Viagra, Seattle, all that kind of stuff.
Only difference is you chew this.
It hits you faster.
It hits you better.
You know what I mean?
Alex said it made his dick even grow.
It did.
So blue chew.com.
Promo code is flagrant.
You go get that.
Okay.
You join the army.
We're not playing around.
Give your girlfriend a weekend of her life.
Okay.
Give the new girl that you just want to sleep with the night of her life.
Set that expectation.
You'll never be able to live up to again.
Do what you got to do to bring the thunder.
It's your girl's birthday.
Good.
Ladies, get chewed out by your man.
You deserve it.
You order it for him.
And you know what?
It's free.
All you got to do is pay $5 shipping.
So basically, guys, we're not playing around.
Male Optimization Blue Chew Promo00:02:52
All right.
We out here delivering.
Okay.
And you deliver that D, you chew them up and then you chew it out.
Simple as that, ladies.
You deserve it.
Fellas, you deserve it.
This is about male optimization right here.
Okay.
Ladies, optimize those orgasms.
Get your man to chew up that blue chew.
Do what he got to do.
Once again, once again, the promo code is flagrant.
And it's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
Promo code flagrant.
Try that shit right now.
Now, I think for us to take it out, we got to bring on the song.
This is presented by Blue Chew, of course.
We got the lyrics up.
Yeah, I don't know.
None of this shit.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
We got it.
We got it.
Ready?
I can see what's happening.
What?
And they don't have a clue.
They'll fall in love.
And here's the bottom line.
Trio's down to two.
Oh.
The sweet caress of twilight.
There's magic everywhere.
And with all this romantic atmosphere, disasters in the air.
Can you feel the love tonight?
Tonight.
The peace the evening brings.
I know that was the lyric.
No, we fucked that one up.
The world for once in perfect harmony with all its living things.
So many things to tell her, but how to make her see the truth about my past.
Impossible.
She turned away from me.
He's holding back.
He's hiding.
But what I can't decide: why won't he be the king?
I know he is.
The king of sea signs.
Do it in the beehive.
Can you feel the love tonight?
Tonight.
The peace of the midday prayers.
The world for once.
Discord Tour Dates September00:05:56
Beehive, why'd y'all kill Mufasa?
Y'all didn't have to run over Mufasa like that.
What'd you say about that?
This is another episode of Flagrant 2.
No Easy Buckets Analysis by Asshoes.
What a cool comment here for your sports memes.
Thank y'all so much for fucking with us.
You already know where the dates are.
Oh, Akash, you got a new tour.
Yes.
Akash.
Talk about them dates out.
Yo, we are on the, I'm going on tour.
I'm headlining.
Y'all been asking.
I'm going.
It's the BDE tour.
Hashtag BDE Big Dancey Energy.
We got my boy Donish Makbu featuring for me on some Unity shit, even though I don't really mean it.
You know that I love him.
Here's the dates.
September 6th, we're in Houston at the Secret Group at 8 p.m.
We're going to add a second show.
Hopefully, just make sure you cop tickets.
We'll sell it out.
We'll have two shows.
September 7th in Austin, Fallout Theater, 7 p.m.
Back there again at 8:30 p.m. on September 8th.
September 13th, San Francisco Piano Fight, two shows, 8 and 10:30.
September 19th in Los Angeles.
We're at the comedy store in the belly room at 8 p.m.
Portland, Curious Comedy on September 20th.
And Minneapolis, the Sisyphus Brewing, two shows on October 11th come through.
Tickets available on my website for all the clubs that got their shit together.
AkashSing.com.
Words.
A-K-A-A-S-H-S-I-N-G-H dot com.
And I'm sure the ticket links will be available for each club in the near future.
Some are available right now.
Go get them.
Get on it right now.
Kaz.
Yes, sir.
Nothing, man.
Go support Akash's tour, iCoshSting.com.
Get them tickets, bro.
Yo, you might have some news.
Well, I definitely have some news in the few if you're a wrestling fan and see me around doing stuff, but we'll talk about that later.
Okay, you don't want to mention now?
In a future episode.
Okay, we'll do a future episode.
Mad Door Tour Still going, still popping, still chugging around.
We're doing the, now here come the theaters, guys.
It's not chugging.
It's doing more than chugging.
It's building steam.
Yeah, man.
No, it's been pretty fucking exciting, man.
I've been up in Montreal doing the nasty show.
It's been unbelievable.
I mean, it's this fucking incredible venue, M. Telus, and it's just, I don't even know how big this shit is, man.
It's like over a thousand people easy.
And we just do, you know, I think we're doing 11 total shows there.
We got the Inside Joke show in Montreal.
That's sold out.
The Unsafe Seth show in Montreal.
That's sold out.
I'm excited for it.
But then theAndrewSchultz.com, I think we're going to go to DC.
Well, actually, no, we got Russia.
That's going to be hot.
Then we got Australia.
That's fire.
Those tickets are moving quick, man.
Get on that.
If you're Australian, get on that.
You know, you don't get to see me.
So get on that now.
And then we got when we come, what else do we got when we come back from that?
Oh, yeah.
Then we got D.C., Chicago, and go to theandrewschultz.com.
We keep on adding more and more dates, man.
And get on it quick, man.
Now we're doing these theaters.
It's an exciting trip.
DC, Chicago, then Russia.
Ah, gotcha.
Then Australia.
Then Australia.
My bad.
So that's the order.
So make sure you go get them shits immediately, man.
Keep spreading the word.
Thank y'all so much for all the support.
Sharing the clips.
Building the army, man.
It's fucking crazy.
Oh, shit, man.
And shout out to everybody this past weekend in Detroit.
This is by far the most fucking asshole.
Oh, this is so sick.
That came out for Duce Palooza, man.
Because I honestly didn't know what kind of crowd we're going to attract.
As soon as I walked out, Nap, yo, throwing them.
I was like, oh, man, that shit is fucking dope.
Thank God.
Shout out to everybody in Detroit showing that love.
Keep building the army, man.
Bro, big sauce.
Big sauce.
I take these.
I appreciate these parties so much more when I get to go.
I had DMs.
I was like, yo, look at this asshole.
He's already sauced.
I eat that shit, dude.
Daddy Duty's rough, son.
Let the man enjoy Detroit.
All right, we got to get the fuck out of here, man.
We will see y'all on the Patreon this Friday.
Pull up.
Remember, it's patreon.com/slash flagrant2.
If you want to, you want to continue your experience with us and keep building with us, man.
I got to link up with Bash, who runs our Discord.
You want to ask access to the Discord?
Obviously, you get that through the Patreon, and that shit is wild out there.
I linked up with him when I was in Montreal, man.
They've been doing some great stuff on the Discord.
Can I read a joke that I saw on the Discord?
I hopped in there for a minute.
Alex came through, apparently.
And then when you left early, apparently you left a little early, and then a lot of jokes came because that's you do tend to be aborting things.
They had a video of Alex on the Raisin brand box, and, you know, it's two scoops.
Yeah, that's not a roasted show.
I love that roasted joke.
Yeah, go on.
That's the best channel on the Discord.
Alex, let me know if you don't want this out there, right?
It's a slim.
Save for us, save for a Patreon.
Patreon.
All right.
All right.
I'll tell you what Patreon.
But, yo, come through to Patreon, man.
Come on over.
Check out what we're doing.
Get involved in that Discord.
It's so crazy to see, man.
Bash was really breaking down the Discord for me.
You know, I've been out, but I'm going to get involved.
I did a little video for the Discord.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
Did you see the video of it?
No, I'm going to check it out.
Is it in the Discord?
Yeah, put the video in the Discord.
As a matter of fact, I don't want to tease what it is.
Y'all can go check out the Discord and that, too.
Three lady assholes that are in the Discord.
Yo, run into Discord.
Nah, dog.
I seen, yo, real talk, a relationship.
I'm not going to put any information out there, but I'm saying a relationship I know of might be popping off VC.
There we go.
Really?
And it was kind of cool, man.
The fellas are respectful out there, man.
Bash was asking the girls if they've ever been, you know, harassed or anything like that.
And they're like, nah, not at all.
Everything's been good.
So that's the thing, which often, you know, equates to the rest of the world.
It's like, we out here talking.
A lot of times people talking the most shit are the people that make sure everybody's taken care of and safe.
So y'all can come and join in, fuck around, joke around, and we will see you guys Friday.
And if we don't see you Friday, we'll see you guys next week.