Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh clash over a three-year-old grievance where Akash's girlfriend allegedly switched a playoff basketball game to reality TV at Levity in Nyack. The argument escalates into a bitter debate on friendship dynamics, with Schulz accusing Akash of poor sensitivity while they exchange insults regarding weddings, sexual performance, and loyalty. Ultimately, the heated exchange underscores the fragility of their bond, concluding with Schulz threatening Patreon subscribers against leaks to protect their strained relationship. [Automatically generated summary]
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Letting Complaints Roll Off00:09:53
I am very less me around your girl.
Very less me.
Remember when she came to the gig, I let her watch whatever show she wanted in the green room?
And then complained about it after.
But I didn't complain to her.
I just complained after.
I can probably hear complaints.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I thought it was complaining to be honest, but the idea that the fucking bar that you said to yourself.
That shit enraged me, son.
We in there watching the game, and I come back from the bathroom, and then keeping up with the Kardashians is on.
I'm like, oh, word?
You just taking over the green room?
Is that what's happening right now?
Nah, get the fuck out of here.
Call Chris Copo right now.
Call Chris Copo right now.
What game?
Baseball?
No, it was a basketball game.
Trasko, you weren't there.
This is at Levity.
No, no, it was at Levin.
That bitch was Gotham.
Wasn't it?
Oh, it happened at Gotham, too?
No, my girl.
No, no, I thought it was Gotham.
My girl haven't been to Gotham.
That was the girl you're cheating on with.
Oh, sir.
Oh, you want me to get cooked?
You want me to get cooked?
Wait till you get with this bitch.
I'm going to text her to listen, too.
I'm going to get her number.
I'm going to be super nice.
I'm going to be like, yo, you should listen to the podcast.
She's the Patreon.
She subscribes.
And then I'm going to just...
I'm going to go.
It's all good.
You know what I mean?
She's all good in the hood, bro.
Keep your woman away from all these savages.
It's all good in the hood, guys.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I just keep that between y'all.
Yeah.
Bro, Alex, how many times your girl came into the green room and changed the channel?
And didn't ask nobody if that was.
It was a baseball game.
No one gave a fuck about baseball.
Yo, Sunshine.
And Andrew's on stage.
Sunshine.
But you asked the people in the green room.
You be like, is it okay if I watch this?
I'm a guest.
Like, the fact that you could feel entitled to change in the channel.
You're on stage.
Chris is there.
I'm pretty sure she asked Chris.
Call Chris.
Didn't ask.
Call Chris.
Call Chris.
This is good.
Alex, you came in there.
You act like you was there.
I swear to God, I was there for this.
Maybe it's a different place, but I was there.
This is Levity.
Because I remember him looking at me and like, dude.
I was like, did this happen?
Is this real life?
Levity is the one in Nyack, New York.
You know that one?
Did you come with us that one?
I don't know.
Maybe Al came.
We weren't doing the podcast at the time.
We weren't even doing the podcast back then?
Oh, so then I was.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's an old gig.
Scopo.
Yo, I got a question.
You live on Flagrant 2 right now?
It's me.
Akash is here.
Yo, do you remember when we were doing the gig in Levity Live and Akash brought his girl?
Yeah.
Did she do anything in the green room that was maybe a little odd?
Let's see, I thought she was being able to get shit for this, but fuck it.
She did change the channel.
From what?
From a playoff basketball game?
It don't matter what she changed the channel.
It's not her channel to change.
It's not Scopo's channel to change.
It's way more Scopo's than hers.
A little bit more.
Way more.
A little bit more.
Way more.
She did put on like some real half-life shit or something.
That's what's up.
Good for her.
How are you defending this, fam?
You crazy.
I'm a defender for sure.
Did she ask permission?
Did she ask permission, Scopo?
No, I know exactly what happened.
Tell me.
We went to go like talk to people after the show.
So she stayed in the green room, but we went to talk to people and then we came back and then it was changed.
Oh, nobody's in the green room and she changes the channel.
So you change it right back when we get back.
You could have changed it, bet.
Scopo?
You can hear him.
Now, now we didn't change it back, right?
Thank you so much, Scopo.
I love you.
Is that it?
Peace.
So now we could have changed it back, right?
But we have so much respect for your girl and we care so much.
And I didn't want to create any discomfort for your girl whatsoever between you and her, between anything.
I want her to feel welcome and liked around your friends because I care about you.
You know what I mean?
So I just said, watch that real house.
That's the show.
But this is what the bare minimum.
I know, but this is what makes you a dick is that you've said this story so many times.
That shit furied me.
That shit furied.
I couldn't believe it.
It was mind-boggling to me.
It was mind-boggling.
That's the type of experience that you just let that roll off your shoulder.
Yeah, wait, let that go.
But the fact that you defended it.
Of course, I'm an event that you're talking about.
We've told this story so many fucking times on this podcast.
Yeah.
Wait, we did?
Yeah, we did.
We never told it.
We've heard that.
I remember hearing this story about the fucking channel at the Goddamn Comedy Club at least so four times.
We have not talked about this in the past.
I think we talk about this.
That's the first time I think you brought it up with me on the podcast, which is wild.
Why are they angry at me, bro?
Why are you angry at me?
This show is not a bad thing.
Why are you angry at her for changing the channel?
She's alone.
You just described it.
She alone, fam.
What you watching?
Keep the game on.
You watching.
You out there getting hold of it.
Keep the game on.
Keep the game on.
Enjoy the game.
Boy, I can't wait till you get a girl, dog.
Let me tell you something.
If I bring my girl to your show, do you know what I mean?
She's not going to touch the remote.
I'm going to say, hey, whatever's on, you just watch that shit.
Maybe Akash wants to watch it.
That's what I'll say.
Really?
Dead ass.
I seen you with your girl.
I seen you with a girl.
Okay.
I live with you with a girl.
That's fair.
I seen how you act with a girl.
You talking tough right now.
I seen how you act with a girl.
What you mean?
You act like you're not the most whipped motherfucker with a girl.
Absolutely.
But that's me.
That's me with my things.
You ain't saying that.
I'm not whipped with your things or anybody else's things.
I mean, here's the thing.
I can't test it because I never put you in a position with your girl where it was awkward.
Exactly.
There would never be one.
Yeah, because I wouldn't do that to you.
You wouldn't do what?
Make it awkward with you and your girl.
Like changing the channel in the green room.
Yeah, or like if she changed a channel and I was watching something, I wouldn't hold it in for three years.
Akash's really sensitive over here, son.
I'm sensitive.
You holding on to this for three years.
I'm trying to demonstrate how great a guy I am.
You're questioning myself.
I have to hold it over my head for three years.
I never talked to you once about it, right?
I never talked to you once about it, right?
I never brought it up.
What did I want to say?
Let it roll.
I never brought that down, Troy.
Just let it roll.
Let me ask you a question.
Like that.
I hit that little Hezzy.
I hit that Hezzy.
Listen, I hit that Hezzy.
I got that.
Listen, no, no, she hit that playoff game with a Hezzy for sure.
She won the playoffs.
What is it?
One?
Is three?
Then we make an issue?
What do you mean?
It's not about one.
You're failing to see how it is a little bit of an overstep.
That's your thing.
And you got to defend your girl, so I get it.
I 100% get it.
But if it wasn't your girl, if it was just like a dude, and if it, you know, matter of fact, if it was like a guy doing a guest spot, he walks in, change the channel.
We walk back like, who the fuck said you could stage a channel?
Right?
So your girl is there and we didn't say that at all.
You're here questioning how I am with your girl.
And I'm trying to say there's been multiple times where I was nothing but accommodating.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I'm a great friend.
But if you're going to question how good I am, I got to defend myself.
I got to show you how accommodating how I want her to feel comfortable at all times because that's my friend's girl.
I want her to be comfortable.
You say I'm the worst.
You doing worse out here.
You watch real house hypes.
You the worst.
Ain't nobody.
No, that's not true.
For you to say I'd have treated anybody.
Of course you treat her differently.
That's my girl.
And I did.
You should let massive oversteps slide.
You ain't holding on to no mild overstep for three years.
It's a mild overstep.
I don't care about that.
That's a little bit of an overstep.
Alex.
No, no.
Let it roll.
Is that what you said?
Okay, bro.
Let it roll.
Hey, baby, I let it roll right into you.
I just rolled it right over to you.
It's a little roly-poly.
And then we're going to roll it over.
See how you don't want to handle it?
You know?
You've been holding on to shit for a man long.
Oh, my God.
Three years for a mild overstyle.
If you tell me I'm the worst.
I kind of see where he's coming from, though.
Well, hey, if you can.
If you tell me I'm the worst, I got to give you evidence to why I'm not.
I got to see where I am.
I didn't say I was the best.
You said I'm the worst.
So I'm here showing you how accommodating I am.
You angry at me for accommodating your girl?
That's weird.
Yeah, it's not like worst case scenario, like he could have brought it up right then and there.
That's when he's like the worst.
I would never do that.
That's the worst.
Okay, let me amend it.
No, but holding it in for three years, son.
Let me hold that.
It was just a change of a channel, B. Let me hold.
Let me say this.
You have to.
The significance of that, son.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I would have forgotten that shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Son, my girlfriend.
You said that.
Yo, you know what we did for the channel wouldn't be changed.
We took the remote with us.
Wow.
The next night.
No, I'm just telling you.
I'm hanging out here.
Holy shit.
Yo, in all honesty, in all honesty, it was me trying to defend myself for you saying that I don't make accommodations.
Right.
No.
And you're not the worst ever.
But of all my friends that I have.
I'm pretty bad.
Yeah.
I'm okay with pretty bad.
You're the worst of my friends.
That's better.
That's what I'm saying.
That's already.
That's it.
Yeah, that's how I took it.
Real Talk About Being Bad00:05:24
Oh, I'm the worst ever with girls.
And I was trying to sell just out of everybody we know.
I relish being that.
Well, he doesn't talk to everybody.
Of course, he's only talking about it.
I thought you meant like, I'm just so worst.
The worst is a guy who fucks my girl.
Come on, you know, I would never do that.
No, no joke.
Come on.
You know, I would never do that.
He would never.
Any girl that you're with, he's very like.
I'm the most, like, even guys I don't even know.
That's the only thing I've never done.
You're not the worst ever.
There's definitely been of all my friends.
You're the worst.
And I'm going to tell you, when you get a girl.
Hey, man.
It ain't just going to be me.
It's going to be a lot of motherfuckers.
We're going to come over and watch some TV.
Hey.
We're going to come over to watch some TV.
Whatever she wants to watch, this bitch can watch.
You think I give a fuck?
Hey, bitch.
Watch whatever you want.
We earned it.
Hey, bitch, you get one channel.
To be honest, I'm going to be honest.
She can watch whatever the fuck she wants.
I'm going to bring this bitch snacks.
Please, thank you.
That's a friend.
Yeah, that's what's up.
What's that mean?
Hey, watch what you want, girl.
Don't worry about it.
I'm talking to fan.
Call her bitch.
Call her bitch.
Get them bitches out.
Cut them bitches out while you still can.
Oh, I'm well aware.
I got a finite time with this bitch calling her bitch.
And I'm leaning into this bitch.
Get all these bitches out, bro.
God damn.
Listen.
That's your limitations on bitch.
No, this bitch needs some bitches, bro.
She needs to feel it.
This bitch needs to have the expectations set nice and low.
You know what I mean?
So when it changes, she's appreciative.
But also, I just love all these bitches out right now because when you do try to sabotage something, I'll just bring up this Patreon up.
Like, you see this guy?
This guy that you were listening to called you a bitch all these times.
How the hell could you listen to the things he's saying now?
This guy doesn't have your best interests at all.
Harder guy to work around.
I'm three steps ahead, bro.
You remember that video?
Put that on private.
Whatever one of you Patreons is leaking our shit, this episode may be licked.
Oh, my God.
Nah, but in all seriousness, I think Akash is a great boyfriend, obviously.
Fantastic boyfriend.
You love your girl very much.
For sure.
You know, and that's it, bro.
You love your girl very much.
And that's improvement.
Right there.
That's it.
You defend your girl because you should defend your girl.
Got it.
That's absolutely sure.
And if you're listening right now, Akash's girl.
She ain't going to make it this far.
She not?
All right.
Well, you don't hit the punchline.
Well, she might not.
I'm not going to hit any punchline.
I'm just saying, if you're listening, just know that it seemed like we're being aggressive or anything like that.
But obviously, I want the best for both of you.
Akash is my best friend, so I just want him to be happy.
And yeah, that's it, man.
That's all.
So I love you both.
It's a good ending.
You know what I mean?
Good ending.
You're not the worst ever.
You're welcome to, that's all I'm saying.
I'm not the worst ever.
I'm not the worst ever.
There's people.
What do you think I am?
What do you mean?
I like being, I like being like the friend.
It's like a girl that's like.
If you might not get invited to the wedding.
Yeah.
Like, yo, fam, if you didn't invite me to a wedding, I would be.
I gotta fight for this.
Son, you realize that your mom would have to call me on some shit?
Yo, real talk?
If you invite me to, like, your girl shouldn't be at the wedding before me.
Like, when you really think about it, like, why is that?
I got more of a place at the wedding than your girl.
Why is that?
I know you longer.
That's it?
Yeah.
So we should all be marrying our moms that shit.
You barely fucking your girl.
How often y'all fuck?
Decent amount.
You see?
That's where you just too much.
That's why I said you could have just parted.
That's right there.
We could have tabled it right there.
There we go now.
Yo, what?
You tell me.
You say all the time your dick is trash.
You say all the time.
I know.
She puts up a trash dick.
That's why she likes me.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take the L. I'll take the L. I'm just going off of what you say.
I'm working on my dad.
Your dick is trash.
She puts up a trash dick.
Okay, that's all I'm saying.
And I would never talk about your dick like that.
That's me.
If we were to get married, I would never talk about your dick like that.
I would appreciate all the dick you gave me.
Oh, my God.
And let me tell you something.
If we were giving each other a dick, you'd be at the wedding.
Yo, dead ass?
You think I won't be at the wedding?
You're going to be at the wedding.
But, like, how much of a problem is that?
I'm going to have to fight for you.
I'm going to have to be like, look, this is a really good friend.
Like, he's been very helpful to my career.
And she'd be like, he's an asshole.
Why do you have to be at the wedding?
Hold on.
It's even a discussion that I might not be at the wedding.
It probably will be.
I ain't proposed yet, but...
Think about it.
Think about it.
If you're at the bottom of the bed.
We got to rethink this proposal, fam.
I don't know if she's the one, bro.
You think she's the one for us?
Real talk.
You think she's the one for us?
Take the L back, Look.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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