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Since 2024 has already kicked off with a wild and roaring start without us, we'll try to catch up here with a comeback show of sorts.
And after almost five years of full house, and with apologies for the collegiate duration of our winter break, I thought it worthwhile to briefly recap why we do this and why we keep on going.
For our benefit as well as yours, longtime listeners or brand new.
Above all else, we exist to encourage the audience to bring more white children into the world with the serious caveat that they should do so safely and responsibly.
This is justified on more glorious fronts than we have time for here, but here are just some of the highlights.
Children carry your life force or genetics, if you prefer, into the future, giving you more to live for while alive and also some peace of mind as you gradually approach the exits, regardless of how old you might be when you die or how your kids might turn out.
Having children is a form of immortality, if tales of world historical great deeds echoing through the ages don't seem likely for you.
Second and less selfishly, bringing more white children into the world is one of the greatest revolts against our racial enemies who so clearly intend to exterminate us and is worth way more than virtually any other activism.
It will almost certainly make you a better person while giving all of us and our kids a better chance in the decades and centuries to come.
And this is especially true in an age of declining birth rates around the world across all races.
If the future belongs to those who show up, it also belongs to those who breed.
All of your ancestors struggled to make your life possible, regardless of whether that thought ever crossed their minds.
Never forget it and don't be the dead end of a long, glorious chain.
Finally, babies are priceless and diaper changes become second nature.
Bedtime stories are precious moments and the routines grow easier.
Endless trips to sports and activities as your kids grow older do grow tedious, but seeing them achieve great things feels just as good, if not better, than doing them yourselves.
And while it's true that kids can be a major pain in the ass or even end up major disappointments, they will keep you young, keep you fighting, let you relive your own childhoods, improve on your parents' weaknesses while making new mistakes yourselves.
And when on the tragic or joyous day they finally fly the coop, you get to start all over again by eagerly awaiting grandchildren.
At Full House, we aim to be a normalizing, healthy voice of white nationalism, just as relatable to hardcore longtime adherents of the struggle as to first-time listeners who might just finally be starting to recognize or suspect that there's something up with these Jews.
We want you to enjoy a richer and fuller life.
We want our race to not go gentle into that good night.
We want to give an evil system much more to worry about than they already do, but all within the realm of reasonable precaution and reason as well.
Even as we know that sterner stuff is still needed.
If that sounds too grandiose, too bad.
We can't do it for you guys.
And of course, we're not perfect ourselves, but we can help.
So, Mr. Producer, let's go.
Welcome back, everyone, to Full House, the world's finest show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
Does this thing still work?
We'll see.
It is episode 177.
I am your rejuvenated host, Coach Finstock, back with at least another two hours of content designed to, aside from all that stuff in the intro, at least make you smile.
Have you smiled yet, dear listener?
I hope so.
If not, we'll work on it.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks to Cadius, Derek, Knickerbucker, Rusty, Charles, JD, JV, and Toons for their support of the show over the past month while Rolo was banging around Belarus.
And seriously, I want to especially thank the regular donors who don't cancel in disgust whenever we have a little long hiatus from recording.
So if you'd like to be like those heroes of Full House, just go to givesendgo.com slash fullhouse.
If you prefer crypto, just email us or DM us because the plug-in on the website stopped working and I have not yet figured the damn thing out.
So after all of that, let's get back to business and onto the birth panel.
And first up, I'll admit to being a little afraid of him this week, as much as I am relieved that he didn't quit the show in disgust after my shameful streak of illness postponement over the past month.
Sam, welcome back.
Thanks, Coach.
It's great to be here.
And first of all, Merry Christmas to everybody.
You know, we got, yeah, we got two more days here of Christmas season.
So, you know, don't let up on the Merry Christmas greetings and everything yet.
You got till, yeah, until February 2nd is the official end of Christmas season.
So definitely keep it going.
And I can't tell you how many times I had to respond to somebody and say, no, it's not because Coach was getting made fun of on another podcast that we're not doing shows.
I don't even.
No, I know exactly what you're talking about.
The schizo negative energy spurges.
Oh yeah, he showed a little bit of sympathy from like Enoch.
Yeah, I listened to it.
Bunch of fag, excuse me losers, go ahead yeah.
And I said no no it's, it's not that.
But uh, legitimately and I, i'm saying this for real to the, to the listeners out there, our friends and fans and so forth uh when, if we're off like that, it's not for for no reason, and I myself, up until maybe a week and a half ago, it went through about a probably four weeks since before christmas of uh, you know, a cough that was maybe I had a little bit of uh ill, an illness or flu, lights like symptoms early on, but then I got better.
But this cough persisted for about three, four weeks.
It seemed like to the of such a nature that you would be somewhere and people would look at you and say, are you all right?
You know, are you walking around with pneumonia or something?
Yeah, a whooping cough or what?
And I I would say no, or at work or somewhere.
I try not to be around people, but the the coughing was just would come in such fits and I felt fine, I didn't have a fever, I didn't have a sore throat, nothing like that.
It just this cough persisted and the the seriously the idea of being on a show was just like out of the question.
So, so we were really uh sick, you know, and it was hard, hard to uh do anything, but uh, try to recover from it.
I know the Coach House they had it coming out of both ends right, coach?
Well, I mean, if you want to share the gory details yeah, it was a parade of maladies like after new year's.
I'll talk a little bit about it later, not like woe is, woe is us, but like what are we doing wrong?
You know, at a certain point my wife and I looked at us like, are we unhealthy people in an unsanitary home?
It was, it was endless.
Seriously, I mean, I was kind of relieved that you were sick too, Sam.
I wasn't happy about it um, but yeah, that that that is the sole reason why we were gone for.
So I was gonna we're gonna take a little break after, after Jim hosted, you know, maybe like early january or something uh, but yeah well, and and you know coach, as well as anybody, that it when, when there's any delay, i'm one of the first people to say, hey, when are we having a show, you know, and I don't like to miss a week, you know so.
But but I was relieved that we were kind of taking a few weeks off there, because it just it was, you know, it would go up and down, I would, I was sick as, and it even started a little bit before christmas.
I remember christmas day I was sick and then it seemed to get better and then it got worse again, then it got better and then this cough just just hung in there.
But uh, so I had that once.
Sam, did you end up going to the doctor?
I think they did prescribe like some long-term like it was almost like an oral steroid or something.
But I had that once, like five years ago, where it was, I would almost vomit from coughing so hard.
Uh, but yeah, that's how.
No, I just uh, you know, increase the scotch a little bit.
And uh, I remember my great grandmother.
You know she, she was uh, she lived to a very old age, but she was from the era where, in the uh prohibition era, some people would have a bar in their basement and then, you know, people in the neighborhood and stuff like that would come in there and she smoked.
Yeah, she would get sick and she would always uh, go down to the basement and get herself a shot of rye whiskey, you know, and she swore by that.
I'm young, or i'm old enough sam, to remember going to like neighborhood gatherings, house parties, and the adults still like sitting around on couches smoking inside the house or down, and I remember my parents complaining about it and I was like I don't know, it smells kind of nice to me but yeah, young double.
Remember Rush Limbaugh?
He always said that he was when he was a smoker, which he was a heavy smoker for most of his adult life, that he never got a head cold in all the time, all the years he was a smoker.
You know, try to figure it out however you want, but you know, maybe there's, maybe there's something to that.
Uh, before I don't want to hog up the whole introduction section here, but do you check out this?
This uh, Inksock uh flag behind me.
Do you know what that is?
From 1984 absolutely, that's what kind of what we're living in now.
Right, Inksock was like uh England, in the United States.
That was like yeah yeah yeah, Airship One.
And yep, my son he uh, he liked uh, the imagery of it and the idea like inksock national socialism, something like that.
So he, he got not only the flag, but he got a patch for his.
He's got like a black tactical uh shirt and he's got the velcro where you could slap a patch on there.
So he's got.
He's got the inksock patch.
Is that a black hand shaking a white hand on the visit?
Funny yeah, yeah.
Well, welcome back, big guy, i'm glad that you're back from the dead.
Uh, and with that rounding us out, it's just the core, the American White Power TRIO this week by design.
Yes yeah, we're gonna have Tom on.
We're in comms, but we just had too much stuff to cover.
Uh, I didn't.
I want I got to get stuff off my chest, and Sam and Rollo do too.
Anyway, I don't know that he took the brief opportunity released from the full house salt mines to go wife shopping in the whitest country on earth.
But he should have Rollito mostly kidding there.
But I don't endorse wife shopping in eastern Europe.
But there's worse option, dying alone is worse than that.
Not, that's great.
I, i'm not saying you're.
Gonna die alone.
See i'm, i'm rusty.
Welcome, Rollo.
That's what I meant to say.
Well uh, on that cheery note, you know my, my dad smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.
I don't remember him ever getting sick.
Honestly, I take that's a coincidence.
I have a hard time.
Of course it's a coincidence, but it is.
But once Sam said that, like that came to to my mind.
I mean, i'm not, you know, you got all.
Are you the son of Rush?
You are my post nerdling, exactly all right.
Uh well, go ahead.
Go ahead Rollo, anything you want to get off your chest right now.
It I was.
I was just completely joking about you going to Belarus and sending me optimistic texts.
Uh oh oh I oh, I thought you were serious.
No no, no.
I posted that.
I was like that's the reason.
Sam's been holed up at Sybaris for two weeks with his lady Rollo's been sex touristing in the whitest country on earth, which Belarus is, by the way, a little debatable, whether it's Iceland or Belarus and uh, and then I said i'll be a horse's ass if we don't record this weekend.
And then I got sick again.
So i'm a horse's ass, but I feel, I feel great now.
It's such a refreshing, wouldn't that feel?
Wouldn't that be great?
Though, if you're at Sybaris and then the covet hit or something and they oh, you're gonna have to stay, sir.
You're gonna just have to stay.
Oh man, how many weeks?
All right, all of them, as long as they keep cleaning the furniture, please.
Yeah right, you know, come in, wipe everything down every day and off you go, refill the.
I'll stop there.
All right rollo, i'm gonna move on if you don't seize the day here, Carpe DM.
Well um, So I set out a long time ago, as you know, and you may have forgotten until I remind you of this to listen to every episode of Full House.
I took an extended bruiser.
Yeah.
Well, get me started.
That's quite a few.
Yeah.
So I stopped around episode 60 just because I listened to too much of it and just like, all right, I just need to do something else.
And I got bored of all the other media that I was taking in recently.
So, you know, I'm going to go to pick that back up.
So I'm right now, I'm at episode 75.
Do you remember which one it is off the top of your head?
I have no idea what 75 was.
That was a great episode.
It's the January 6th episode.
Ooh, with special guest Nom.
We had a couple people.
Was it just Nam or we had a couple of people on for that one?
No, Nathaniel Scott was on there too.
Yep.
But the thing that was the most interesting, it was the 2020 election live stream.
And just hearing all those voices of the past, it just the first the first guest was Whitey.
Oh man, I love Whitey.
Man, I missed that guy.
I forgot Whitey came on.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then Nam came on a little later.
And just hearing these voices, it was like, oh, man, it was like opening a time capsule.
And then Towns.
Yep.
Toward the end that night, I remember talking about mushrooms.
Yes, he was talking about mushrooms.
I remember it looked like Trump had it in the bag, but it wasn't so clear that I had to crack an egg over my head.
The only person.
The only person.
Yes.
DeMarcus is the only person that was like, how do you not see the all these gay ops?
Like, look what they're doing here.
And Alex, Trump's going to win.
He's got it in the bag.
And he's like, what?
How do you not see this?
He's like, he's climbing to the top of Mount Olympus and just no one's listening to him.
Hey, if you go back to some of our shows, I guarantee you that both our predictions and our analyses are pretty damn good.
You remember when we were like kind of we were kind of excited about J6 and like, oh, golly gee, we missed out on a good one there.
And Joe's like, they don't, they don't have enough vans in the FBI inventory to collect all these people.
Yeah, I heard him say that about 30 minutes before we started recording.
Yep.
Yeah, I didn't get through the whole episode.
But the reason I bring this up, it wasn't just because listening to the live stream and hearing those old voices and going, wow, I have not heard these names for a long time.
But just going through all of them, the ones that are more current event-y, there is some kind of dated stuff in it.
But I mean, that's all fine, but there's still a lot of things that I had that I picked up in certain episodes, like something that this person said on the episode Docs Holiday, where they said, most people, they're only concerned with themselves.
So don't think too hard on that.
Do you remember who said that, Coach?
Me?
Well, you said it, but you were quoting someone.
It's okay if you don't remember.
Yeah.
So there's just been a lot of really good evergreen content in this show.
And just going back, I do, for anyone who's somewhat new to this show, and like, you know, think of it like you know, like Pre-911, post 911, think of your worldview, you know Pre-rollo, post Rollo, you know.
So, even the Pre-rollo episodes, they're all they're.
They're still pretty good.
It's, it's a lot of really good content.
And uh, just going back, and i'm, i'm almost at, i'm almost at the end it's, it was a pretty easy journey because I I got into the Daily SHOW around episode 300 and then about episode 500, I said, you know, I want to go back, I want to listen to all of these and that show is actually really interesting to listen to.
Like the first hundred or so episodes, just for the, the journey that they went on sure, just in, in that sense, like that is a really interesting time capsule like, and I and i'm not, i'm not, i'm not using this to throw shade on them but like in the early episodes when they said Jews were still better than Muslims, or they listed Ben Shapiro as a good Jew.
Again, you know it's still early on.
I never listened that early.
I came in like 20.
Yeah yeah, i'm not gonna, i'm not gonna give them crap for that because it was still early on.
They were not who they who they became.
It's.
It's perfectly fine, but it's just an interesting time capsule because I was talking to uh my, my best friend, Steve Dave, about that at the time and he's like yeah, but we were like that.
I'm like yes, and that's what, that's what makes it.
It makes me feel better about like they're having cringe opinions early on.
There's nothing wrong with going through different developments.
What is wrong is when you become so cock sure of yourself and so condemning of others and and so arrogant in your views that it stops you from further development, because wherever you are right now, there's more things to learn and know.
And uh, there's one thing I could say in my long time involvement in all this is, I can remember back in the early days and it was no different with the skinheads.
You know you had the loudmouths, people that talked a good game.
You know the good, the bad uh the the uh, the damned, the few that were good, that uh, but over time you just see how those people don't last.
And if you look, even in, look five years ago or when we started this show, you know and you see how many people came and went good men, bad men, so many loudmouths yeah, know-it-all flashes in the pan.
And I don't want to sound arrogant myself or something like that, but you see the approach that I have and maybe the approach we take on the show and you know, I think that's like a better approach.
Yeah, I think the lessons of the past seven, eight years, 10 years, 20 years, whatever you want to call it, of white nationalism, white advocacy, definitely mean some humility and modesty is an order, I will say, of course, I mean, once you get racial realities and Jewish power uh, damn you if you turn your back on that, because I have yet to see a shred of that refuted or made invalid even remotely in my eyes.
But we can disagree all day long and in good faith about how, what the hell we're supposed to do about this, from everything from just batting down the hatches and survive to, you know, storm the Bastille uh, real quick rollo.
I wanted to flag.
If you're one of those in the audience who's like what, how could you go back and listen to all the full house shows.
They only start at like whatever it is on Libson.
The entire library is on Telegram.
That's the only place you can get episode one through this one 177.
It's t.me slash fullhouse shows.
Even if you're not on Telegram, you might still be able to view that channel, I think, and download them straight from there and everything else from a certain point.
Because we started on Zencast.
We kept it really clean earlier on.
I think I had like a zero slur rule or maybe.
And we were doing the whole thing, like you have to put a dollar toward the cause if you curse.
That little trick didn't last for too long.
It just got kind of tedious.
Anyway, but yeah, we got deplatformed from our first podcast host, Zencast.
I'm sure we got snitched out.
And one more quick thing before we go to Sam and get rolling with the show.
Please bear with us, audience, especially if it's your first time listening.
I hate self-absorbed or indulgent podcasters more than anything.
We want to provide value and bonho me.
But Rolo, did you hear any significant changes or evolution during that time in our psychology, our approach to things?
Or is it mostly just like, yeah, things change over five years?
No, the only thing that got better was just how everyone was on the mic.
I don't know.
I guess just you.
Sam's pretty much been the same since the beginning.
You came off a little more like, I don't know, you weren't ready to host.
Yeah.
Sam's been the same his whole life.
Oh, God.
We're 20 minutes.
You're a great timekeeper, if nothing else, Rolo.
I don't know about you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Most of that time.
All right.
Well, we have more content this week than a Jewish deli has giant pickles.
Oh, God.
I've been exposed.
Sorry, it's been like two decades since I've been in a Jewish deli, but there was one like in my neck of the woods in Northwest Washington a long time ago.
And I just remember them having these giant, virtually flavorless pickles.
Sorry.
We got news content.
We got family content, life stories.
Sam, whatever you want to lead us off here.
And I got to let the dog in real quick.
She's scratching at the door, but I can hear you through the headphones.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, again, you know, we haven't had a show since Christmas.
And here we are, at least at the recording time is 31st of January.
And I was, I wanted to ask you guys, did you get anything good for Christmas?
Or did you get yourself something special for Christmas?
Or did somebody give you a gift for Christmas that's worth talking about?
I did.
Rolo, you got it first.
If you're quick enough on the draw to remember all those 31 days ago or more than that.
Yeah.
Shockingly, I got a lot of candy.
I don't like drugs or no, no, like I got a bunch of like, I got a bunch of fudge.
I don't, I don't know where it came from.
I got, I've got more candy on that last Christmas than I got in like a Halloween as a child.
It was very weird.
And I don't know what it was.
It's your friends and family saying, you're too skinny.
You're too skinny, Rolo.
You don't have enough diabetes.
It was.
Any interesting ones?
Any like the one that's it's so sour you could barely keep it in your mouth or anything funny like that.
Gobstoppers, watch your playlist.
No, it's literally all fudge.
I got a bunch of fudge and then my neighbor came all the way from 10 miles away and like, I made you some fudge.
Like, who put out the memo to get me fudge this year?
Someone's packing fudge for you.
Packing into talking.
I mean, I wasn't packing it.
Sorry.
Couldn't receive.
I guess my neighbor was, was a female, which I still disapprove of.
Fudge, saltwater, taffy, all of these things I could live without ever touching.
Did you get yourself something maybe, Rolo?
Did you buy yourself something special?
Okay.
Well, that's fine.
I'm just asking.
Coach, how about you, Roch?
You get anything funny to gift or buy yourself something?
Oh, man.
My wife is wonderful and thoughtful at gifts.
And I'm like Dr. Jekyll to her, Mr. Hyde or whatever.
I'm terrible.
I hate it.
But regardless, she made me cry.
I did go back and return them for mediums.
She was not a large.
That was years ago.
Thank you very much, Rolo.
But she made me cry, not like a little baby, but, you know, misty and probably had something rolling down my forehead.
We did a show about our dear beloved small dog, Mako, two and a half years ago, probably, who passed.
And, you know, we put up a little makeshift cross at the time we dug the grave.
And she's got, she's in a nice cozy box on a beautiful sunny hill with flowers that my mom helped plant around there that are deer proof because the deer will come through and ravage it.
Anyway, I had Mako gravestone up on this little chalkboard in our house for a long time.
It was just like a long-term project.
I thought the kids would paint something.
You know, we'd pull some big stone out.
But she went online and to some mom and pop, you know, small business, got a beautiful, modest engraved stone saying Mako and her years.
And, you know, we'll meet.
Oh, it's happening.
No, I'm not going to.
We'll meet at the end of the of the Rainbow Bridge.
Remember that.
Man, just say Rainbow Bridge.
Rainbow Bridge, you know, will totally MK Ultra.
Make me cry thinking about that.
But yeah, I was like, that is a beautiful, thoughtful gift.
Very thoughtful.
Thank you so much because I hate receiving gifts, but that was like, you know, for the dog, but for me, Big Softy, and it's out there right now.
And that gives me a great source of comfort knowing that that will be there for a long time.
And yeah, that's what stands out to me.
How about you, Sam?
Well, this year or last year, I hit the Christmas jackpot.
Oh, yeah.
I won't guess.
I won't guess.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't even know where to start.
First of all, I got not one, not two, not three, but four bottles of scotch.
Dangerous, but awesome.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
And dear daughter came through.
She always comes through.
She always has the best gifts, a bottle of 12-year-old scotch and with scotch glasses, you know, the type of glasses you would like to serve it in.
Because I don't know, I just can't seem to keep those things.
You know, they break or something.
I just never have, I have got like one or two good scotch glasses.
So she gave me a set of four scotch glasses and this beautiful bottle of scotch.
And then my brother gave me, it was a three bottle set of scotch.
And they weren't the full size bottle.
They were a little bit smaller bottle.
But anyways, one of the scotches was aged in a cask of what they call, I hope I'm saying it right, misaduro.
It's some Japanese oak barrel.
So it was aged in this type of a barrel.
So it picked up.
They called it a Japanese age.
And then the next one was a French age and it was in an apple brandy barrel.
The scotch was aged in the apple brandy barrel.
And then the third one was a Caribbean scotch.
It was aged in a barrel, a rum barrel.
So these three bottles of scotch came in a set.
And then he also bought me a set of scotch glasses.
So, you know, I was just speechless.
It couldn't, couldn't be any better with that.
Spectacular.
Mizunara oak.
It has a curious ring to it, scarcer than European and American oak.
Japanese, yeah, the article about whether it's worth it or not, but it looks cool.
Yeah, well, it was certainly great to have it as a set like that and try all three.
But then my, excuse me, my wife, she bought a piece from the Austrian Art Academy.
I'm sure you're familiar with them.
Yep.
All listeners, please go check out.
Just go look.
Go look at the Telegram channel, Austrian Art Academy, and just look through his stuff.
This guy is amazing.
I had the pleasure of meeting this guy, and we actually went to mass together on a particular occasion.
Great guy and a great channel.
Just go and look.
Now, this man does not work for free.
So if you see something you like in there, you'll have to save up your shekels a little bit.
But like my mother always told me, as long as you have a job and everything like that, you put, let's say, $20 in an envelope or even $10 an envelope every week when you get paid.
Put it in your underwear drawer.
Forget about it.
And, you know, after a couple of months, you got some money and you want to buy something like that.
So a couple hundred bucks, you can do it.
She never heard of Bitcoin.
Stupid.
Stack those Satoshis, Grandma.
Yeah, go ahead.
But yeah, so, you know, I mean, it does run you just a few bucks, but I bought the, it says faith, folk, and family.
And it's kind of what I would call a tree foil design with a circle that unifies the whole thing.
And what he does is he, he gets salvage wood, like old highway signs or old doors or whatever, wherever you get, you know, that good old wood where you resurface it, shape it and stuff.
And he makes beautiful stuff.
And not only that, he does paintings.
Some years ago, I saw at a, he was actually at a gig, and I saw there it was a painting of the disputation of Christ with the devil on the Temple Mount.
And I said, oh, my gosh, I got to have that.
And I saved up my shekels and eventually I did buy it.
But check out this man's work at Austrian Art Academy.
My goodness.
And so I got this beautiful piece, Faith, Folk, Family.
It's right there in my dining room.
And I couldn't have been happier with that.
Awesome.
Nice genuine advertisement there, Sam.
Yes.
Yeah.
This is this, I mean, it'll help you more than it's helping him.
I mean, you'll get beautiful artwork in your place, you know.
Seriously, and coming from a good, good source too.
Real quick, Sam.
Desert desert island for the rest.
All right, go ahead, Relissa.
I almost forgot.
It's been a while, but I did receive a very thoughtful gift from our friend Anon Commando.
He got me a very cool book.
He got all three of us thoughtful gifts.
I'm getting to that.
I'm getting to that.
Yeah, I didn't want to forget about that.
Yes.
It was the only thing I got that wasn't edible.
Well, there you go.
There you go.
And yeah, I was getting to that.
I did get my wife a beautiful necklace, bit of jewelry from this lady.
She calls herself Witch Mother, W-I-T-C-H Witch Mother.
And perhaps some people are saying, oh, that sounds like a pagan or something.
Yeah, she is, but you know, she's really cool.
And go on Telegram and check out her stuff.
And if you want to buy something really cool and unique, she makes very unique one-of-a-kind things, all very European, Eurocentric, shall we say, designs.
And she's really cool.
And if you want to buy something that's, you know, again, she doesn't work for free either, by the way.
But you want to get something really special, get something from her.
And you will not be disappointed.
Witch Mother on Telegram.
Check that out.
These people aren't paying you to advertise their wares on the show.
You're not giving me a taste, are you, Sam?
No, no, no, not at all.
Like I said, it's more for, I'm thankful to know there's places like this where I could get nice things.
You know, more and more, we need to be disengaged from this evil system.
And we have our own things.
You know, yeah, I understand people have extra money.
They should donate it to Give Send Go.
There's some really worthy causes out there.
Maybe we could mention them later in the show.
Top of the second half, I'm going to go where we might have a new little vital charity section every week.
Yeah.
At the risk of being, you know, shameless shills for other people for causes that we vetted.
But yeah, I think it needs to be done.
Yeah, absolutely.
And those things deserved it.
But, you know, people are going to spend a little bit of money on themselves here and there.
And you should even, really.
And spend it.
Spend it with our people.
Spend it on our guys and our gals that are doing good things out there, like the two I just mentioned.
And there's a lot of places that are selling CDs and records.
I just got a shipment of black metal today.
You know, before I come on to be on this evil show, full house, I juice up with a bunch of evil black metal.
I was listening to before the show.
You know, Tonitus Records, I'll plug them as well.
It's a U.S. distributor.
I mean, definitely go, you know, people are going to buy little things here and there, gifts or just something, a little treat once in a while.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Spend it in the movement.
Spend it on our people.
It occurs to me that we probably should have done this before Christmas, but better late than never.
Well, Valentine's Day is coming up.
You know, go on to Witch Mother's channel there and order something nice for your wife, which would be a good idea.
I wanted to go on to Anon Commando.
I wasn't going to say his moniker because I don't know if we're allowed to say it, but it's been said.
He sent us nice gifts.
Did he say his name on the show?
All right.
Okay.
Well, I don't remember all that.
I can't remember what he went by.
Yeah.
So, all right.
Well, yeah, he's a good, good dude.
He's a friend.
And so he sent me this beautiful, a nicely touched up horseshoe.
And the horseshoe, of course, we immediately you associate it with getting lucky.
So where do you put it?
I put it over my bedroom door where every guy needs to get lucky, right?
You know, the stabbing cabin.
You want to put it there.
But there's an interesting story behind it, which he enlightened me about because there's a Saint Dunstan, not the Dunstan we know, but there's a Saint Dunstan from the like the 10th century.
And he was a monk and he there's there's some different lore out there.
It's, I suppose we could say it's probably true, but it's, you know, it's kind of the legendary type of a feel to it.
But the devil, the devil came and he was playing the harp.
He played the harp and he was a blacksmith and he was playing the harp and the devil was sticking his head into the window and making these discordant noises and trying to mess up his song.
And St. Dunstan went and grabbed the tongs, red-hot tongs, and grabbed him by the nose and threw him, pushed him away.
And in another case, the devil showed up, but he was dressed as a woman and he appeared as a woman, but occasionally the hem of the dress would move and he saw that there were the hoofs instead of feet.
So he knew it was the devil in disguise.
So at the moment, he was shotting this horse that was lame.
So he was putting the horseshoe on there and he noticed that the devil limped a little bit.
So he said, let me see that bad foot you got.
And he grabbed a red hot horseshoe and nailed it on there.
And the devil ran away in pain with the singing from the red hot horseshoe.
So hence this good luck horseshoe comes from St. St. Dunstan.
But I like the way these old tales of the way the saints dealt with the devil.
Like the devil had absolutely no power and the saints were able to just cast them off or throw them out or run them off, whatever it was.
But that was a very thoughtful gift and I immediately put it into service.
Same here, Sam.
I put mine over the front door, over the porch door.
Yeah.
We're crossing under it, coming and going.
Absolutely wonderful.
And Rolo, did you get a horseshoe too?
I don't know.
Hope so.
I did.
I did.
Oh, all right.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah.
So that was, that was really nice.
And of course, in the same period of, you know, because we haven't had a show since Christmas, we had Epiphany, of course.
Epiphany is on January 6th.
And that's the day you write with some, get some blessed chalk and you write on the lintel of the door, 20 cross, C cross, M cross, B cross 24, the year for the year.
And the CMB, of course, is Casper, Melchior, and Baltasar, which were the names or maybe the titles of the three kings.
And alternate to Lively, it is Christos Mancionum Benedicat, which is Christ blessed this house.
And at any rate, it's a nice little custom.
I posted a picture of it in our humble little chat of my son.
You always get the youngest child goes up there.
My youngest child's not so young anymore.
And just to round out this little Christmas missive here, I gave some gifts that I was quite proud of as well.
So my one son, he likes to smoke a pipe once in a while.
So I found somewhere a calabash pipe, which is the type of pipe that you see Sherlock Holmes smoke.
Okay.
And so I gave him a curvy bad boy.
Yeah.
Well, the calabash is it's a it's a gourd.
It's actually an African gourd, if you can believe that.
And it's, it has that shape and so it gets made into a nice pipe.
And my other son, I gave him a slide rule.
Now, I think probably some people in this audience don't even know what a slide rule is.
But before calculators, before calculators, there were slide rules, which you could conveniently do, multiplication, division, inverse functions, trigonometric functions, logarithmic functions, natural log, 10-base log, you know, a couple different things.
Didn't do everything, but it did a lot.
And, you know, this is in a day, you know, probably the NASA used slide rules and, you know, calculations were made.
A lot of things were built in a time before calculators with calculations made off of slide rules.
And you can't even buy them anymore because I remember when I was in college in the late 80s, and I just had an affection for things like that.
And I went and I bought then you could buy a new slide rule.
And I have that one still to this day.
But I went and I could, you cannot find them new anywhere, not that I could find anyways.
And so I bought a used one off eBay.
And they're not even cheap because now they're real collector's items.
But it was in perfect condition.
It was very beautiful.
But it came in a leather pouch.
And inside the leather pouch, there was the previous owner's notes that he had made in there.
Yeah.
And so I gave that to my other son, which I always try to come up with some kind of mathematical or engineering type gift for him.
But anyways, that's all I had on all that.
I thought it was worth bringing up.
Absolutely.
No, I'm glad you did, Sam.
I don't think the audience would be irritated by that at all.
And if they were.
Screw up.
No, no.
We've been sick.
We got a lot of stuff to get off our chest.
My question I wanted to poorly time to interrupt you with there was Desert Island, Sam, only one booze to drink for the rest of your days.
Are you going with a standard scotch or a standard tequila?
Oh, boy.
Tough, tough.
Very tough.
I guess I'd go with a mascal.
Go with a mescale.
Oh, the diesel.
You go with the diesel for the rest of your lives.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'd have to think about it because like, yeah, you know, a nice, easy drinking scotch for an easy drinking tequila.
I might go with the tequila too.
Either way, yeah, those are, those would both be just fine with me.
Yep.
And the only, you know, the kids got presents.
My wife got other presents.
I got presents.
But the one thing that I put in my own list, I said, you can get this for me for Christmas is my beloved 511 tactical pants that I have had and worn so often, including to Charlottesville.
I called them my Charlottesville pants.
They finally ripped.
My leg caught on some barbed wire on the property.
I said, son, I heard it.
I didn't feel it.
I didn't get scratched, but I heard, I said, no, not my 511 tactical pants finally tearing.
So I needed to get new ones.
I was going to throw them in the trash.
And then it was actually a non-commando, good friend that he was.
He goes, was it low?
I was like, yeah, it was kind of low.
He said, just cut them off and make them your tactical shorts.
I said, there you go.
So I still got, I got my Charlottesville shorts now, but I just found a random pair of their CQR.
They had great ratings, still do 17,000 ratings, almost full five stars on Amazon.
And they were like half the price of 511 tactical pants.
So if you're a man like me who has sort of like, I just, I'm used to them.
I need the pockets.
I don't care if you think cargo pants or whatever are stupid.
You know, they're great in water or they're great in rainy weather.
They're durable.
They look cool, et cetera.
Check out CQR tactical pants.
No, that's not an advertisement either.
So far, they're holding up great.
I bet they're probably less durable than 511s.
You can't go wrong with those.
God, they lasted me eight years of, you know, near very regular wear.
But regardless, those are tactical pants.
I wanted to talk about health here real quick.
The reason for our delay, it's still, it's January 31st as we're going to tape.
There's still a lot of winter ball to be played here.
And I don't mean getting ready for spring season in Florida for the MLB, excuse me.
So yeah, yeah, what happened?
No, no, baseball is baseball.
That's basketball.
Okay.
No, it is.
It is.
Spring training.
See, I'm so, I'm so out of sports ball.
I'm so out of sports ball.
I turned on the Chiefs, whatever game, just out of morbid curiosity.
Everybody was talking about it.
I said, oh, maybe we'll see Taylor Swift kids.
None of us were interested.
And I said, since when did they move the point after kicks like to the 20-yard line instead of the 10-yard line?
Somebody was like, coach, it was like seven years ago.
So my anti-sports ball bona fides are holding up very well.
Thank you.
Like a quarter of the game really, this is boring.
Gay.
Yeah, totally gay.
Where the hell was I going with that, though?
TV illness.
Anyway, on to the illness.
I want to talk about this because spring training, that was the term I couldn't think of in spring training.
But yeah, Sam, for us, and I won't go do a whole big thing here, but one of our kids got sick with a cold, right?
You know, I think it was daughter came home with it, probably from school.
She got over it pretty quickly.
And then it started going down the line, right?
Wifey got it and then Junior got it and then potato got it.
And I was sitting here pretty smug with my vitamin C and vitamin D maxing.
Like, I don't know about you guys.
I feel fine.
You know, I feel fine.
Maybe you should take more supplements like me.
And then, of course, the doom struck and I got.
And the other thing that crossed my mind is like, have I ever had the flu?
Was it the flu?
How would I know if it's the flu?
Because I think of getting the flu as being like bedridden, you know, deathly ill and achy for two days.
I say that I've never gotten the flu.
I don't know if I have.
Was it the flu?
Could have been.
It's that time of year.
But regardless, we were all just really sick, the boogers, et cetera.
And then I don't know if this has happened to you guys, but it's like, all right, you're getting better.
You're getting better.
You're expectorating.
And then it comes back on you.
I call it the second wave.
You know, you think you're getting better.
You think your immune system's got it kicked.
It's probably a virus, right?
You know, it's like, all right, we got the, we got the number on that virus DNA and your body's doing the thing.
And then you get sick again.
Like, you know, maybe five, six, seven days later, that happened to us.
And then again, one of the kids came home, almost certainly picked it up.
And I'm not necessarily blamed in school.
There was a bowling alley trip and a skating rink trick trip.
And then pink eye entered the picture.
And we were like, all right, we've already been sick.
You know, break out all the bottles of hand sanitizer, wash the pillowcases.
Nobody touched their eyes.
Every surface.
And I'm serious about this.
Like, I don't want anybody to think that we're like gross people.
Like vacuum, Clorox wipes, you know, toilets clean, clothes on sanitized.
I've been doing the dishes on sanitize like every single run.
You know how much that pains me to be using all that hot water in there?
Regardless, yeah, we're doing all that.
And then my wife got pink eyes so bad.
I won't say who she looked like because she'd be mortified, but it was like both eyes swollen as if I had given a two good shiners, but you know, maybe that one.
But we got that.
And then so finally the pink eyes going away.
And then we were going to record, like I promised on Saturday.
It's Wednesday night right now.
And we went again bowling.
And as soon as I got there, I said, oh, I don't feel so good, guys.
And everybody's having a grand time.
They're getting the strikes and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, sorry, I'm not faking it.
And they're looking at me like a big pussy.
And then, of course, the some people got vomit.
Some people got the other thing.
Junior did the classic move where he had both.
And instead of making the full 180 pivot, splattered all over the shower curtain.
It's like a whole thing.
Anyway, I wanted to ask, okay, obviously there's washing hands.
There's hand sanitizer.
There's washing the sheets in cases of pink eye and stuff like that.
There's lots where try to keep oranges and apples in stock all winter long.
Sanitizing surfaces with Clorox or generic wipes, door handles, sink handles.
At this point, though, I'm like looking around, like, what the heck are we doing wrong here?
I suspect it's just a lot of germs coming home from school.
And also, this is Potato's very first year having a school environment.
And I will admit it crossed my mind once or twice, Sam.
You know, you don't think about homeschool as an option in terms of bacteria and viruses.
But I said, son of a gun, you know, we would be a lot healthier if we were all at home instead of out and about in that germy environment.
I'll stop any thought, you know, whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, when you think about all the aliens in these schools nowadays, I mean, you're, you know, you're just this insane country wants this diversity so bad that they will compromise the health of people and anything else to get it.
So yeah, it's probably not the issue here.
But go ahead, Rollo.
some years ago like like 10 15 years ago i i had this super libtard friend and he used to to say that all these diseases was the fault of right wingers not vaccinating their kids and like one one of one of my friends said you know we we virtually had wiped out measles in this country and he says yeah and then white conservatives stopped vaccinating their kids i was like wait Hold on.
The only people that are really getting it are from like Venezuela, Nicaragua.
Yeah, Puerto Rico neighborhoods and New York or whatever.
Yeah, Dominican neighborhoods.
Yeah.
And I mean, our kids have gotten everything, frankly.
Yeah, obviously not COVID.
We don't do flu shots.
I don't, have you guys ever had the flu?
Like, is it really like, oh, if you get the flu, you know it?
Or can you operate more or less just like a normal sick person with it?
I had the flu about nine years ago and I thought I was going to die.
Okay.
So you knew my fever got up around 104 and I thought I was in serious trouble.
Like first I was just like, oh, I feel a little lightheaded.
And then I was like, oh, it's getting warm.
And then I'm like, ow, my whole body hurts.
And then I was coughing and then I just started feeling worse and worse.
And then I started getting dizzy.
And high fever and feeling like death.
Check.
Yeah, we did not have that.
But another interesting anecdote from this was that none of us, none of us got high fevers.
A couple of us had low grade fevers, you know, one, maybe 101 on one of the kids.
And the night that I felt worse, I said, son of God, I think I actually have a fever.
I was like really excited about it.
Took my temperature.
Yeah, it was 100 at 101.
And then I instant, almost instantly felt better the next day.
Like it really did.
I was like, let's turn up the temperature and kill this bitch.
And they did, and it did.
Despite my, one of the things I love when I'm sick is I just get the generic brand of like the Dayquil or Nyquil powdered packs that you put in hot water.
And oh man, it makes you feel so good.
Tastes delicious.
Everybody in the house thinks I'm crazy, but I call it my magic potion.
Well, when I have to function cold, go ahead, Sam.
Sim.
All right, go ahead.
Whatever.
Just on the topic of the dayquil thing.
Juice swears by this.
Everybody, if like you get sick, mix that dayquil the powder one with the vodka.
No, that's good too.
Don't have your kids.
No, don't do that if it has acetaminophen in it.
Seriously, you never want to mix alcohol and acetaminophen.
Yeah, but you mix that with those emergency packets.
He says the active ingredients really work well together.
And I've done that every time I've been sick and it really does help.
What is Juice like the official health advisor to full house now?
If Juice says it, it's true.
He's always kind of.
Kind of, yeah.
Go ahead, Sam.
Well, my wife and I are having a dispute on this because I've never taken or believed in that Dayquil type or the non-drowsy cold remedies because, and it just some months ago, let's say, I don't know, six months ago, I was listening to NPR and they had this piece on there that apparently the FDA is going to, that Dayquil stuff is not going to be for sale much longer because it's, yeah,
because trials have shown that it's completely ineffective.
It does nothing.
Makes you feel better.
No, they say it absolutely does not.
And my wife always takes that and I always mock her for it.
And now I have this in my pocket, this study.
And she says, no, I still believe.
And I said, well, it's not going to be available for much longer anyways, because it's been shown supposedly in trials that it just absolutely does nothing.
And the reasoning behind it is, okay, so it's the same stuff that's in your nasal spray.
And on occasion, if I get all plugged up, I might give myself a shot in each nostril of that nasal spray and it clears it up.
The stuff that's in the dayquill is the same.
As that.
But the thing is, because it goes into your system, it goes through your digestion and goes into your bloodstream.
Your body destroys it before it can do anything, whereas when you inhale it it goes, you know, immediately in the bloodstream, immediately into the.
You know the places where it's supposed to be and and it it is effective.
So that's, that was the scientific explanation behind it.
But uh, just saying I, I agree with you in principle, especially.
I don't, like you know, if you're just masking symptoms or or suppressing a fever right, that that's not good.
You want your body to do it yourself.
But I agree, make sure you tell Wifey that i'm on team Wifey, when it comes to I, I would, I would never, I would never, I would never shell out for name brand.
You gotta, you gotta go with the chair equivalent.
But i'm looking.
Uh, i'll just say this, sometimes you're sick and you just you have to go to work or you have to get something done.
You feel it feel like crap.
You just got, you know that achy feeling, that the fatigue, etc.
And I find that the daytime stuff enables me to get things done when you have to be out and about and you can't just recover all day long.
And then the nighttime stuff, aside from tasting absolutely fantastic to me, it helps me get a good, good night's sleep, even if it's suppressing fever, etc.
Daytime stuff, here it's got acetaminophen, that's the magic thing to make you feel better.
Dextromethorphan cough suppressant and I don't care about that, let me.
I guess that could help to not make you as annoying as Sam at the workplace coughing all over one.
And then uh phenylephrine, the decongestant, which is you don't want to decongest right, you want to just push fluids to because the mucus and stuff is clearing out.
But yeah, if it's, I don't like to take any kind of medicine like that.
But if it's something like the cough so you can get a good night's rest, you gotta arrest that cough.
Excuse me, they're coughing a little bit, but uh um, you know that that's something.
I think that that is good.
Even cough drops is are usually good enough for me.
But uh yeah well, I also have another thing.
Uh, with the cough drops, just take like a Jolly Rancher or something, because all the cough drops do is just lubricate the back of your throat.
So anything that just lubricates the back of your throat will work well.
I like the menthol ones.
The menthols kind of opens the stickinesses a little bit.
Yeah, I don't like the way they make my teeth feel all sticky.
It's like I gotta brush my teeth like every single time I have a cough drop.
Not a fan of that.
Um, am I?
Am I missing anything like Sam Rollo, like you know, with you know, we're keeping an eye on the humidity in here.
Obviously it was brutally cold.
Everybody listening has just went through one of the coldest stretches in recent januaries.
You know I had yeah, we had minus nine, minus 10 on a few days.
I mean, oh man, I know a buddy, I know a buddy down in Arkansas uh, who said that his pipes froze.
They didn't burst, god bless Pecs.
Uh, my primary concern, of course, was the uh, the roosters and the hens.
I did have to.
You know our, our buddy Hans, was like, don't spoil them, they're going to be fine as long as they're out of the wind and they're not wet and they can perch and, you know, not be freezing their, their feet off, they're going to be fine.
But I said, oh man, single digits.
I broke out the heat lamp for my lovely ladies and uh, real quick fun story is that we got a uh, a pretty big snowstorm here five, six inches, you know, whatever.
It's not big by Chicago standards uh, but it was a good one.
And one of our roosters got separated from the flock like in the middle of the snowstorm.
So he's like, what do I do?
You know?
It was literally their first exposure to snow.
So he set up shop under our front porch.
His name is Featherfoot.
He's a pretty cool jersey giant giant, black rooster.
I said, all right buddy, you know not bad, you know it's.
It's not insulated, but it's exposed or it's uh, protected from the elements.
And I think he huddles up against like the foundation of the house to soak up as much heat as possible.
I thought, I thought maybe he was going to be a goner and I would go out every morning and throw like little pizza crust or bird seed down there for him to eat.
He'd come out and seem appreciative.
But the problem with having a cock under your porch is that roosters, even in winter, will still crow in the morning, and i'm not talking like sunrise.
No, Featherfoot crows at like 530 or six o'clock in the morning and it's.
Right in the front of our house.
So my wife is about to murder me.
She want I.
I let him stay during the snowstorm right, and then we got the thaw.
But he kind of likes it there now.
So he's just set up shop under the porch.
He's like, why would I ever leave?
You know, I got this dumbass giving me bird seed that's tastier than the chicken pellets, and I get to wake these jerks up every day and I find it kind of frankly, charming.
I'm like, well, maybe you guys should just consider getting up with the rooster instead of complaining about him making all that noise under the front porch.
So we have a porch.
We have a porch, not a porch monkey, a porch rooster.
Now his name is Featherfoot.
He's a giant black beauty.
I think he was exiled from the flock because he used to have all the women with him.
They had at least three or four hens that would follow him around and there was a different black jersey uh, giant rooster named Jack who was in exile.
And this is a lesson for our fellows out there.
You know, never give up.
Tides can change.
Things can turn on a dime.
One day you're Featherfoot, you know, and you got a harem essentially, and the next day you're like living under a porch getting bird seed and your arch Nemesis is now getting all of the tail.
That's actually a 100 true story that they swapped rolls, the roosters went out and I could.
I could see the real pros saying, uh coach, why do you have all these roosters running around the property?
And the answer is, they don't taste that good.
It's in the winter.
Do I really want to go out and decapitate a chicken and do all that work with the water and the blood, etc.
Nope, it's not happening.
So i'm just keeping him alive through the winter.
Maybe we'll eat him when he's old and grizzled and doing the crock pot.
So, uh yeah we, we've.
We've, more or less.
I think we've probably gone through the worst of winter, knock on wood, both from a brutal cold precipitation, illness perspective.
I'm starting to start thinking About the seeds and the greenhouse and the planting and stuff like that.
Uh, but we still got a ways to go.
It's February, the pros have already got their grow lights out and getting the basement ready, etc.
But we still got some time.
Uh, we're already at an hour.
Good God, I've got like six pages here, more uh, Alex Jones stuff.
Yeah, I got some good stories.
All right, well, let's uh let's just cut it here.
Um, I drink, uh, Rolo, you got anything real quick before we go to the break?
Nah, all right, very well, very good.
Um, we got lots of new white life to come.
We have to cover some of the most important uh current events going on in the world quickly if we can.
If not, maybe we'll go and try to do another one less than a week from now.
But since we are back to life here in terms of a podcast, in terms of our communal health, and just in terms of it's a new year, new beginning, 2024 is going to be absolutely wild.
It already is wild.
Uh, we're going to talk about Texas basically.
Are they really?
Is this really a revolt or is this more political theater?
I don't know.
Is Israel about to invade Lebanon?
As the Hamas is like, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
We still got our tunnels and we're taking control of northern Gaza again.
Are we about to go to a war with Iran?
Is Trump destined to win all the stuff we perhaps will touch on in the second half?
But since we're back to life, we're going with a killer jam called Back to Life by Ollie Ride.
And if you don't think this is a jam, I don't give a damn.
We'll be right back.
I'm still clinging for some heaven that you gave to me.
Like a wire to my blood.
Keep me high, made me a believer.
You gave a reason in the dark.
I'll take the dive.
If you bring me back to life, you bring me back to life.
Bring me back to life.
I'm out my head and vision.
All the soul decisions set me straight.
I tripped along this line on the streets.
I'm my mind just to see your face.
Amen.
Now I've been pushing for so long to the surface to be high, like a drop onto the fire.
One more reason to resign.
And I'll prove if you bring me back to life to life.
You bring me back to life.
Bring me back to life.
Welcome back to Full House 177.
Thank you for bearing with us as we cleared out the backlog of over a month of thoughts, notes, gifts, illnesses, snowstorms.
We did get a couple good sledding days with the kiddos.
And one of the delights here is that they call it the secondary roads in West Virginia are always a legitimate concern for freezing, you know, refreezing.
It's not quite as simple as in the burbs or in the city when the streets are all fairly uniformly cleared.
So we had not a lot of snow cancellations, but we got two hour delayed opening, which the kids love because they get to sleep in more or less to their heart's content and just catch the bus or catch a ride to school two hours later than usual and get out at the regular time.
We had a slew of those, which frankly is nicer for mom and dad too.
We don't have to get up at the crack of dawn necessarily to make it to the bus stop.
We got so much stuff.
I will shut the hell up and get down to business right away here with perhaps a new segment, charity calls or duty calls here.
And I want to express to everyone listening and everyone who's not listening but donated, we put up the bat signal for Ash, Podsyad Sharp's wife and their two young daughters a couple weeks ago.
I got word that things were getting tight.
UK government was starting to twist the screws to her and they continue to do so.
I can't go into details because I'll get too angry here and start pounding on the table.
But long story short, we reboosted her gift send go.
She's a lovely woman.
Ash is still corresponding from prison in southern England.
He got eight years.
He's got two beautiful young girls.
They moved him to be farther from them.
They're talking about cutting off visitation rights.
They're screwing with his communication.
And his wife is still going to need help.
So don't forget about the give send go for them.
For those who donated, the numbers went up big as soon as we put up the bat signal.
I was almost tearful with joy when I saw that.
I didn't actually get misty over you guys being generous, but thank you so much.
Remember them because it's a long slog and it doesn't just go away.
You know, we all wish we could like donate once and then be like, all right, I did my good deed.
If you can keep them in mind.
Sam Melia, our pals Sam and his lovely wife, Laura, who have one.
And I believe the second one is still on the way.
Of course, Sam was convicted in England for putting up stickers like three or four years ago.
Judge was sympathetic to him.
And apparently there were some new Englanders, not our New Englanders, but new English, quote unquote, who, yeah, said, no, he's guilty.
It was offensive.
It was racist and inflammatory.
Therefore, we think he's guilty.
Sam, however, I think faces custodial sentence, which would mean house arrest.
I don't know.
You know, they term things a little bit differently there.
There is a give send go up for Sam and Laura.
It looks like it blew it out of the water and he might still be able to work.
I don't know exactly.
Sam's still on comms.
He's still out.
They didn't take him to prison.
I think he's awaiting sentencing in a couple months.
So Sam and Laura, check them out.
They're on Telegram.
They're doing great work with Patriotic Alternative over there.
And they're lovely people to boot.
A lot of times we say, oh, he's great.
She's great.
They seem and have been and are absolutely 100% great.
And they're longtime full house listeners, of course.
And I boosted the show that they were on.
And one more here, our pal Alex Ramos, who came on shortly after he got out of prison for going to our guy's aid and perhaps letting the tip of his boot make contact with the pant of the violent Negroes who were smashing people overheads with mag lights, et cetera, outside that infamous parking garage in Seaville.
Alex has been working.
He's been trying to make a go of it.
As you can imagine, it's a little bit tough getting out and getting going again.
And he is tight on money.
He's not too proud to say it.
I know he's working.
We've been in comms about other, you know, if you can take advantage of legal system offerings, you, of course, want to do that.
So I was giving him some sound advice on that.
But if you can, Alex Ramos, Charlottesville hero who rushed into the, he didn't have to.
He could have gone home.
He could have left and said, oh, I'm staying away from that.
That looks dangerous.
But he went in there because he knew that those guys were in trouble with a bunch of large armed, violent criminal Negroes smashing people over the head outside the garage.
So that's three right there.
Ash's family, Alex Ramos, and the Millias.
I'll shut up.
Go ahead.
I'll mention one while you're mentioning people.
I don't know that he has a give, send, go, but James Allchurch from Radio Albion and great guy.
Fantastic guy.
He's doing hard time.
Same thing like Ash.
And at least say a prayer for him.
He's a good man.
And I think they gave him something like three years or something, which is absolutely outrageous for being innocent.
But a good man, keep him in mind.
Keep him in your prayers.
Yep.
And I'll mention or write him a letter.
Guys, it's $1.50.
It's like, it's called an international stamp.
You can write several pages.
I prefer to type my letters so they don't have to decipher my handwriting.
It's $1.50 to send a letter overseas, at least to England.
So at least write them a letter.
Ask them if they want a book or some commissary or whatever.
Just strike up a conversation.
Just do it.
I know a lot of you out there are feeling a little bit guilty and you should.
And I do too, because I don't write nearly as much as I should.
I keep my jail mail in a stack on my dresser.
So I have to look at it every day and feel guilty about it.
It's always like, maybe I need to go burn the trash or go to the dump or whatever.
But finally, it like beats me down and I sit down and type it.
I'm like, this isn't so bad, you big puss.
You should be, you could write a little letter every day.
Stream of consciousness.
Who cares?
Tell them about how your life is doing.
Ask about what prison is like.
Is it anything like the movies?
Give them questions.
You know, whatever it takes, even just do it, please.
You know, you should.
You don't have to pretend you're even a white nationalist.
Just write a normal letter like a normal human being and imagine being locked away for seven, eight years, especially in England.
And, you know, when the mailman's going around and all those like invaders are getting mail.
Well, they probably are not getting mail.
They're just getting, you know, drugs or whatever.
Well, I think that's some people might feel like, oh, what can I do?
There's so many things.
Oh, I can't.
There's too many things to do.
That's true.
You can't do everything, but you can do something and do something.
Do something.
Even if it's one thing or one small thing or make a little donation or write one letter, just do one thing.
And you'll see it's not so hard to do.
And maybe it's something you could do once in a while.
I know how it goes.
This is a tough time of year.
I always said January, February are other times of year.
I actually don't have any blues this year, Sam.
I was just like, come on.
This seasonal affective disorder is nuts.
It's just been literal physical, physical illness, not physical.
Yeah.
But you feel bad.
You feel guilty when you are not active.
And then they're like, oh, let me doom scroll on Telegram a little bit more.
Even if it's for yourself, for your family, for the cause, whatever.
Write some letters.
Get started.
Brick by brick.
Start somewhere.
Brick by brick.
Move on from there.
It doesn't get old.
And I wanted to flag too real quick, the young, I call him a young kid.
He's not that young.
The gentleman who joined our show for the episode Thought Crime and Punishment.
He did end up getting sentenced.
He is doing time in a federal penitentiary.
He didn't get that long of a sentence.
And he joked.
He said, no, it's not because I did because I flipped or whatever.
It was just like the, he got federal time.
Right.
And he and I have been corresponding.
And I don't think he's getting too many letters.
I haven't boosted it because I don't know how much attention he wants to draw to himself.
But if you want to write to a kid who has been 100% stuck, I told him, I said, I can't believe how if you're faking it, you're doing a great job because he's like, yeah, this is my workout routine.
These are the books.
If you could send me more books, I would love that.
I'm not going to be out for too long.
I'm going to have some street cred, you know, like I can't wait to start my life over again.
Almost like that a little bit in what he did and the extenuating circumstances attached to him.
So if you want a different jail mail person rather than writing to England or anybody else who's out there on the list, email me or DM me and I'll give you his name and where he's due in time.
I'll stop there.
Sam Rolo, anything before we do New White Life?
Or Sam, you can kick us off with New White Life if you'd like.
Yeah.
Well, we had one in our local area here and it's a situation.
It's a couple that is older, shall we say, which is not that they're old by any means, but for childbearing, they're definitely at the farthest reach of it.
And they just welcomed a daughter here very early in the year.
And those are the ones that really touch my heart as much as any.
I don't want to say more than, but, you know, the one that almost got away, you know, and this is their first child, their only child that they will have.
But yeah, so, and, and our people are doing it, you know, I, and these are the types of stories that they, they really touch me.
All of them touch me, of course, but I love that it's like, it's like we got one extra, right?
Hell yeah.
So may I ask Sam what if you know her, you know, I don't think her specific age is that sensitive.
Uh, what do you consider, though, the outer reaches?
We just celebrated her birthday.
She's 40.
Okay.
40 for the first one, I was going to say, is probably the cutoff point, right?
Like, because way past the cutoff point.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, like for maybe 35 would be the, the, you know, after 35, the odds go way down of even being able to conceive.
And I don't want to go into their whole story.
They did have some kind of medical help.
And I don't even know all the, was it, you know, and I don't want to even mention that because I know there's certain medical techniques that are not ethical.
So I don't want to scandalize anybody by saying that it was this or that because I don't know.
And I know some of those things are not necessarily good.
But anyway.
I don't care as long as she didn't go to the black sperm bank, you know, to be.
Just kidding.
They don't, they don't exist.
Right.
Because they get robbed.
No.
And then the other one I wanted to mention again, some folks that are a little bit not quite that old, but getting towards that cutoff period.
And we just had a lady announce that she conceived.
So she's just at the beginning of her journey there.
But wonderful news.
Very exciting.
And the three of us would know the guy that this pertains to.
He's one of our colleagues, but I'll just leave it at that.
Fair enough.
Thank you, Sam.
Rolo, do you have any new white life for a change?
Nobody's emailing you or DMing you?
No one has ever himself.
No, I don't DM myself.
No.
Hey, Rolo, I'm pregnant.
It was great seeing you last night.
More like, hey, hey, Rolo, still, still no baby.
Sucks to be you.
Sign you.
Man.
I have to say you are looking good, buddy.
No homo.
I like the haircut.
You still got it.
Seriously.
Yeah.
Still full house number one, eligible bachelor.
Ladies, whether you've got lots of eggs in the carton or they are starting to the cupboard is starting to look thin.
I fully endorse my brother from another mother, Rolo.
He looks like a trim Viking.
You're not quite as big as those berserkers, but agreed.
I agreed.
All right.
Is that okay?
I can't tell if he's angry or whatever.
They got their cameras on now.
All right.
Moving on with New White Life because we got a slew here.
Big Iron, if that's his real name, let us know.
Just got news of twins.
Figured I'd thank the birth panel for the inspiration all these years.
I don't know Big Iron.
I don't know if that's their first.
I'm going to guess it is.
He said he would email in later with more details.
And there are probably people out there like, where the F is my new white life announcement?
It's been so long.
Sorry, guys.
Also, because we had some when Jim hosted, but we literally just 100% completely turned the reins over to Jim.
And boy, did he embrace his old role.
Yeah.
He was like, okay, it's just like the old days.
He really did.
I was like, that's fine.
That's fine.
We'll do donations or new white life.
So congratulations, Big Iron.
Good luck with the twins.
We put you in touch with Smasher if you have any anxiety, but he seems like he's got it under control.
His name is Big Iron after all.
Our old pal, Octoroon.
This is a big one.
Welcome to Baby Boy.
Sent us a perfect picture of him.
Picture of health, hail, chubby, all the good things.
And we are overjoyed for him because he, Octoroon was but a wee lad when I first vetted him many years ago.
And back in the day, I don't think I ever shared this story.
I don't think he would mind, but we basically met at a predetermined, mutually agreed upon dining establishment.
I got there first, of course, to scope out the place.
This was back in, you know, serious operations times.
And, you know, a young, tall, fit white man walks through the door roughly around that time.
I'm like, that's who it is.
And as soon as he walks in through the door, the woman behind the counter recognized him and says, oh, hey, Charlie Evans.
It's so good to see you.
And then like, I'm like a fit white guy sitting at the table.
He looks at me and he looks up at the ceiling like honestly, I don't even remember what his name was.
It was so funny.
World record shortest dox ever.
Exactly.
Walk in the front door and you're doxed.
Another guy.
Yeah.
One of our pals too.
Like, you know, we got together and he's like, literally his first vetting.
And he's like, coach, I got to tell you, my last name is a little bit Jewy.
So I'm just going to tell you right now, I was like, dude, you don't have to.
You don't look like a Jew.
It's okay.
He told me.
He told me.
I was like, all right.
Hey, you know, whatever you guys want to do and get into a confessional situation sometimes.
Yep, exactly.
Anyway, Octaroon, congratulations.
Wish you and the lady many more.
I am so happy for you.
Yeah.
Awesome.
That is great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a fun journey and I wish you many more.
Okay.
Our pal Merd.
Myrd, it's a little early, but Merd has gotten a lot of fun.
Well, that's the one that I had, coach.
Sorry.
Okay.
He said his name.
I don't know if we want his name said.
So yeah, he's Merd, as we all know, is short for murder.
He is a hardened, convicted felon, of course.
And yeah, you could say it.
He's black.
My black buddy murder.
You know, everybody's got to have one in the crew.
And I just want to give Merd some credit because I needed help finding someone recently, an old, old face.
I wanted to find out their whereabouts.
Not for anything nefarious or illegal or violent or anything like that.
I just wanted to know using legal open source methods.
Can we find this person?
And old Merd, old Merd broke the case wide open.
So thank you, buddy.
I'll say no more than that for that.
Myrd is a good dude.
Yep.
And it reminded me, I've never met Merd.
He could actually be a black felon for all I know.
I've met him several times in person.
Yeah.
And I'll be honest, Sam Rolo audience, you know, when I started off in the movement, which I will put in quotation marks, when I started off in the cost, that I can say sincerely, you know, everybody was a potential ally, partner, friend.
You know, if they had shortcomings, I would look past them.
I would see the best in people.
And over the years, I've learned that that is not the wisest way.
You need to be a little bit more discerning and careful up front, less trusting.
Can't be a good old, you know, I only see the best in people coach or whatever.
Learn a lot of hard lessons.
However, when you need something done, when you need advice, when you need this, that, you might need financial help or whatever.
It pays to have access to our network 100%.
Nobody.
Oh, yeah.
You know, you might not get away with every, you might get along with everybody every time.
You may have nasty spats that disappoint you.
But that, again, I just read something the other day where it was like, you know, you never hurt so bad as when somebody you trusted and thought was your friend stabs you in the back, but it happens more often than you thought.
And I, you know, I totally forgot about that show, Rolo, that you mentioned.
And I was just like, these nasty asses, like they're going to call me a fed and they don't even know where I, they couldn't even name where I used to work accurately.
Like if you're, if you're going to character assassinate somebody, if you're going to insinuate horrible things about them, wouldn't you at least have like the shred of like diligence or intelligence to get basic facts right?
Sam brought that up, not me.
Oh, that's right, Sam.
Well, but you're getting the blame anyway.
Sam, Sam can do no wrong.
Yeah.
But I was like listening to it and it was putting bile in my mouth, not because I was like angry that somebody was like talking about me, but I was just like, man, this, like that sort of cancerous negative energy.
And I'm being 100% sincere here is like that.
That's the quickest, easy way.
You know, they like to call everybody else feds.
You know what's really de-radicalizing or like really discouraging or really makes people not want to have anything to do with the cause for all of its warts and bumps and bruises, et cetera, is like extraordinarily negative people who harp on minor things inaccurately, endlessly, just wallowing in it.
And like, like imagine having a show where all you did was listen to other people's content and then attack them for it or mock them for it.
Yeah, the inflating is a big turnoff for new people and not only new people, but old people.
And I, you know, maybe somebody thinks, oh, they got something that they really feel they need to bring out about somebody.
I don't know, but really, it's not worth it.
Yeah.
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it all.
Now, of course, that's like childhood stuff.
But if you're not damn sure that somebody is like a bad, go ahead, Sam.
Well, I, you know, I mean, through the years, there's this person, that person that I don't care for.
I just don't deal with them.
You know, you just, hey, they're going to do their thing.
You do your thing.
And, you know, don't worry about it.
Don't, don't let anybody get you screwed up.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
When in doubt, just like block or forget and move on.
Yeah.
Be the bigger person, you know, be the bigger person.
You will be better off for it too.
Yeah.
Keep going here after murder.
All right, Marty, our old pal Marty, he's not that old, but he's not exactly a young buck either.
He and his wonderful wife just had their second baby.
He says, mom and baby are both healthy.
And I have to say that makes two consecutive immaculate conceptions for Marty's wife because he is still a virgin.
Surprisingly.
I think I made that joke when Marty's first arrived.
He's going to be like, what a jerk.
But God's honest truth, Marty is a total Chad, both intellectually as well as fitness-wise.
So I like to punch up.
I like to bounce up, not bounce down.
So I'm only bouncing at Marty.
That's why he bounces me so much.
Just so everyone knows.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
Yeah, it all makes sense now.
Rolo's taller than me, but he's still slower.
Rolo may be taller and even stronger.
I'm only slower long term.
I'm still better in the spring.
I save my worst invective, Rolo, for one of the most intelligent and accomplished men I know in this thing.
He's just a total scumbag.
Idiot, retard, coward.
Anyway, Marty, congratulations, buddy.
Pardon the bance.
John, now here's another big one, Sam.
John, he gave us a hint that number seven, the Sam metric, the Sam marker, the Sam was coming.
Moving into my range, yeah.
He's in.
He's in.
Number seven arrived seven days after I guess they first visited, not the OR, but the OB, what do they call it?
The baby place on the hospital.
Snap bar.
The delivery joint.
Yeah.
Anyway, a little commentary from John.
John gave us more comments on his like farm goats than the baby.
He said, absolute doozy of a few days, eight hours and sub-zero wind chill delivering six goat kids that decided to be two weeks early, or maybe I missed the buck on them.
He was praying during that time that his wife didn't go into labor because it was literally her due date.
So the goats and the wife were maybe in sync there, but they weren't.
He got two mamas, five of six goat kids lived delivered and safe, went to bed for three hours, woke up early in the morning to get ready to go to the hospital.
And there's four inches of unannounced snow.
A 25 minute, oh man, a dog is driving me crazy.
25 minute drive turned into an hour and 15.
And by 11.30, 23 hours after the goats started, beautiful baby girl was born.
See, that's what happens when you have seven kids.
He's like, I got another baby girl coming.
Big deal.
I got baby goats to deliver.
John, you know, I'm kidding, John.
Congratulations, buddy.
And absolutely.
Congratulations.
Full salute.
Good work.
Seven kids.
I'll be honest.
I can't imagine.
Got my hands full with three.
I handled four for sure.
Five, six, seven.
Oof.
Would have needed to start earlier.
Gumtree party, our new married man.
Let us know.
Follow it up.
Love the follow-up, buddy.
My daughter decided she wanted to come early.
Exclamation mark.
She was born today at 3 p.m.
Whenever he messaged me over the past month, happy, healthy, full of life.
She's on the small side, but other than that, no issues whatsoever.
Labor was fast and to our surprise went smoothly.
Wife is an absolute trooper.
She's healthy and is resting up now, enjoying the golden hours.
And Gumtree Party added a Hail Hitler onto that appropriately.
Thank you, Gumtree.
We don't blanch at that.
That's fine.
And one more, I got to keep going here, guys.
Sorry, you know, it's been a long time.
I'm not going to like parse these out.
I don't want to forget them.
A Serbian lady popped into my DMs.
My wife used to always be, you know, all these years of being a prominent content creator, I never had anybody slide into the DMs with lewds or whatever.
And this woman did not either.
But it's not every day that a Serbian woman slides into your DMs, which appropriately and lovely.
She said, coach, just wanted to say I'm an avid listener and appreciate the show so much.
I used to be a big fan of another network, but got sick of the religion bashing and lack of actual content before it all imploded.
Fair enough.
That's her opinion.
I love everything about the show and especially get a kick out of Sam.
I'm a Serbian American woman married to a Serb from over there.
And I always love how you mention your wife as a Serbian too.
We married young, have five kids and a grandson.
Everything you guys say about marrying and having kids is so spot on and white pilling.
Keep up the good work and may God bless your family.
And she said, hail victory.
See, all Slavs are not like allergic to the slightest Third Reich.
Iconically, see, I'm a little bit rusty.
The words aren't coming to me as quickly as they usually do.
I got to get back to the game.
But, you know, one of the things, look, Slavs, especially Russians, of course, but anybody who suffered under the Third Reich or had their country invaded by the Third Reich is not going to be like, oh, yes.
You know, we love that, especially because the Croats were a particularly overzealous fascist operation during World War II.
The Ustash.
I'm going to bad talk them, but as I understand it, even the Germans were like, guys, can you please try to refrain from me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, but look, and I won't do a big thing.
It was delightful to get a mail from, I can't say a fellow Serb.
I was merely lucky enough to land a Serb and great people.
Love them.
Slava Boga.
That's Russian.
Sorry.
I still study.
I've been studying some, I've been brushing up on my Russian on duolingo.
I always said, there's no way if I mix Serbian in with my like pidgin Russian, I'm going to be totally screwed mentally.
So sorry.
Slava Serbia.
Kosovo Ye Serbia.
Is that good enough?
All right.
Try.
And one more.
I want to comment one thing.
You know, no one, maybe no one slides into your DMs, but you slide into my DMs all the time asking how long I've been following the channel.
Those spammers, scammers.
Yeah.
How many times do I have to say, no, it's not us?
Like, if you get a DM, if you get a DM from, no, I only DM you, Rolo, if I need something from you.
Not how are you?
You know, or I feel I'm better.
Like, where's the show?
Can you do this for me?
How do I print this PDF?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like, we're not, we don't, we tried it back in the day.
I had like a email mailing list, but that's really difficult to do in ProtonMail.
If you get contacted from anybody, it's either going to be Sam Rolo or me on my own full house email account.
We'll not unsolicited contact you and certainly not on Telegram, even though some of those spoofers look really good, but they're still so retarded.
Hi, how long have you been following channel?
Like, who goes into the spam business and doesn't do a modicum of like, you know, spell checking or at least, you know, hire some broke-ass native English Indians.
But that's the interesting thing is they do good work on the spoofing and then the content is just garbage.
You know, apparently they're probably sending it to thousands of people across multiple platforms, et cetera.
Anyway, I deviate.
Regardless, thank you, Rolo, for flagging that.
Yes, we don't.
We're not going to ask you for money.
Anyway, feds meeting feds blast from the past.
Anybody remember that?
Yes.
Once had so much promise.
We made a couple connections out there.
Yeah.
We helped.
There's new white life out there because of us directly.
But it's been a little bit stagnant.
Whatever.
You know, like how it goes.
But we got one unsolicited in the inbox.
And here it goes.
Hello, Full House.
Your website was passed on to me by a family member.
Thanks for all the good work.
I'm having such a hard time finding a good man to carry on a healthy and true family lineage.
I've tried many dating sites, including Catholic Match as I was raised Catholic.
I am now moving further and further away from that camp.
I think she means Catholic Match, not necessarily Catholicism, but I don't know.
It's so difficult to find a good, strong man who has not gotten jabs or destroys himself with the propaganda of the day.
I'm 37 of primarily Irish and English stock, little Franco-Belgian and German as well.
Take good care of myself, body, and soul.
Come from an upright and intact family, and I'm looking for a man who works hard and wants a family and a strong, capable wife to leave a dynasty in our wake.
I am hoping to find someone who recognizes the enemy and wants to devote his life to fighting it and furthering our traditions and ancestral faith.
Thanks and God keep you.
Lady and I have had a very cordial back and forth.
I did first, sorry, audience, but my personal private network gets a first bite at the apple when we get these that come in.
And young, good buddy of mine, who is also eager to start a family, did jump on it at first.
And I think it was clear that the age delta, you know, delta is how like pretentious people say difference.
It was the age difference.
Like they just, I think they both mutually agreed, like, you know, it's probably not regardless.
I have seen pictures of her and she is in very good shape.
She is pretty.
Now, I know a lot of the guys out there are going 37.
You know, by the time we get to know each other, like that's, that's too late.
Maybe so if you're a doubting Thomas or a, you know, whatever, not a Quizling, regardless, if you're a skeptic, a cynic.
She knows she's not born yesterday.
We know we're not born yesterday that getting started that late is suboptimal, but I can tell you with I can't tell you with 100% confidence.
I haven't met her, but she is pretty, fit.
I think she seems pretty cool.
She's religious.
She knows the score and she's trying to get it going before it's too late, frankly.
And that doesn't sound demeaning, I don't think, because so many of us are in the same boat.
But she does want to make some progeny.
So this is all 100% sincere.
If you are interested, she is her closest major city is Cincinnati.
Email the show or DM, hop on it.
And, you know, I presume if you want to have kids, you would want to move fast on it too, but not too fast.
You don't have to rush it.
I don't know.
I think that's enough.
Sam, does that all anything to add there as you listen to me rattle that on?
No, that's good.
That's all good.
Yeah.
You know, there'll be some guy who's maybe 38 or 40.
He's like, hey, I'm getting older.
What kind of gal am I going to find?
Hey, here's the perfect one.
Get on it.
Yep.
She has a kind, she has a pretty face, but also like a kind face.
She looks like a nice person.
I'll say that and I'll stop.
Good luck, guys.
That's Rejuvenate Feds Meeting Feds, or the real name is Full House.
Love Connection.
Yeah.
Okay.
God, the news and stuff, where to go.
I'm going to start with a quick.
No, I've been talking too much.
Sam, Rolo's got a couple of stories.
Come on, Rolito.
Pop one out here.
We're not.
Well, you can defer to Sam if you want.
Delay.
Don't forget that.
Come on there.
It's not an FCC monitor.
There's not a three-second delay.
It's just a country internet delay.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Thank you.
Anyway, so we got, you know, there was a there's a little good amount of ice and the post-ice.
There's a good amount of, let's say, moisture.
And I have talking about methamphetamine, weather, women.
The weather.
Okay.
I forgot.
Meth is all called ice.
That's true.
Anyway, trying to get to the rest of my story to answer all your questions.
And so I have a little space, a little trapdoor under my house so you can get into to get to the pipes and whatever.
Sorry, put some dates.
That's okay.
Well, yeah, well, and the good ones too.
So just to make sure they don't get away.
Got to grab them all.
Got to collect them all.
Go ahead.
Of course, of course.
Yeah.
I mean, they don't.
Good dates don't just grow on trees.
You know, they grow under your trapdoor.
They don't grow.
Throw scraps down there.
It's like no, I don't, I can't, I can't have them getting fat.
It's like your chicken, coach.
I got a porch cock.
Rollo's got basement tail.
Sorry.
That's good.
Okay.
I know.
You know, it's been five weeks.
You've had your aid.
So back to you.
I can get that up.
It's so good to be on the egg.
Go ahead, big guy.
Anyway, you're at ice.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, and I had this thought.
I'm like, you know what?
I should check under there to just to see how much water is there.
Sure.
Because it was a lot.
And then it's about, it's about six feet.
It was the whole thing.
That's how far down it goes.
That's how far down it goes.
Oh, I was like, God damn, that's a flood.
No, yeah.
So it was about four feet of water.
Wow.
And yeah, well, I have a sub pump that pumps the water out.
And I'm like, what's going on here?
So I have, so I have a pipe from the sub pump and it goes off.
Sump pump.
Go ahead.
Sump pump.
Sorry.
Sump pump.
And it just, I, I, I just went to the, it's off of my property.
There's a little patch that some lady owns.
It's connected to where I live.
And she, she lives, I don't think a mile away from me, but she owns a patch connected to my property that's maybe like an eighth of an acre.
Okay.
And so she, so it, and she says, yeah, like, there's not much I can do with it.
And there's not much you can do with it.
So you can just, you can just dump your water there.
Your basement water is fine there.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so I go to check it and I'm not even paying attention because I'm so frustrated by how much water is built up there because it's potentially a huge problem.
And I'm looking for it.
And then I go grab a shovel to dig it up.
And about an hour later, I just go and I go rent a pump to pump it out.
And as I set it all up and I'm dragging the hose all the way out.
And it's probably like 200 feet from my house.
I see that the pipe is just shooting all the water out.
Oh, bad.
Well, oh, down on the eighth of an acre where it's supposed to, right?
Or down in the basement.
Basement.
Crawl space.
No, On that, that eighth of an acre.
Okay.
And I'm like, wait.
And I'm like, what's wait, what's going on?
And that's when I realized, wait, why was it buried?
Why was that pipe buried?
And then I went to my neighbor who also shares the property line with me.
And I said, what happened?
You're like, oh, I buried that.
Was I not supposed to do that?
I didn't know what that was.
So my basement flooded because they just dumped a bunch of dirt over the pipe.
And had I not checked.
Yeah, then it probably would have been floating away.
Yeah.
Probably.
Wizard of Oz, not up in the air.
So, sorry, by burying the.
All right.
So the water was shooting out of the pipe, but that was only after you like after I uncovered it.
Yeah.
Right.
So it was.
And it wasn't just, it wasn't just buried.
It was buried and there was a brick on top of it.
Like it was like super buried.
I guess buried would not necessarily be a problem if it's still downhill from the house.
Buried might even be better so that it doesn't freeze up.
But was it, it was blocked up?
Was it a CBC pipe?
Yeah, yeah.
Because before I just, I, I had a trencher and I just was able to to bury it.
Yeah, I don't know, six inches under the ground, but the back of it was, was, or that, the end was just poking out so it could shoot everything out, no problem.
Sure.
Six inches down, shooting things out.
Sounds right.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's terrible.
Just tell me when you're done.
Just pipe humor.
Yep.
I'm done.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Of course, pipe humor.
Yeah, anyway.
Yeah, so she just completely covered it and put a brick over it.
Yeah, it was, it was like the ultimate boomer move.
Yeah, I'm going to flood him out.
He ain't draining his basement.
I guess she wanted to bring all the bodies to the surface or something.
Exactly.
Yeah.
She got tired of hearing their screams through the pipe in the middle of the night.
Bad Samaritan.
How bad was it?
Now, the trapdoor, I assume, is it like just sort of like dirt and cinder blocks down there?
You weren't keeping like treasures or actual human things.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
There are no bodies underneath there, despite what coaches very fun fan fiction might suggest.
It's kind of fun.
Roll those trapdoor.
So how did you, so once you unblock like top of the PBC?
But it was blocked at the end.
That's the problem.
Or if they buried it and stuff.
Yeah, it was bought.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Yeah, it was just blocked at the end.
But yeah, I thought I was going to have to buy a new pump, but it's been running perfectly fine because you can, in my house, you can hear the pump.
And it took me a while to like, there was this weird sound that I was hearing.
I was like, what is that?
And I realized like, oh, that's just the pump.
Okay.
It took me like a month or so to realize what was going on, but I hadn't heard it in a while.
I'm like, what's going on?
Yeah, where's my pipe?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But since I unburied it, I'm still hearing it.
So it's working.
And this is a topic near and dear to my heart, Rolo.
I don't know if I mentioned it on the show, but when we first got this house, the crawl space was just like, you know, you heard that song, Born on the Bayou by Cretan's Clearwater.
There were like snakes and frogs and crawfish.
There was so, it wasn't like flooded, but there was a lot of standing water in the crawl space.
And our old pal Smasher and I talk about a dirty job, sucking the water out of there and then putting down vapor barrier and installing a sump pump and digging a French drain with like maybe five feet of clearance between the ground and all the studs endless banging our heads.
There's a precious picture of me and Mike muddy and tired as hell after we got that thing in flight shape.
But what I wanted to ask was, what did you do after you got the pipe unclogged?
Did the sump pump didn't burn out or get, you know, fried or anything?
It did its job.
And then did you have to go in there and like put a D, maybe put a dehumidifier down there?
Or are you just like, you're going to like live with mold down there in your dungeon?
Well, I mean, I'm not going to do anything until it dries out a little more.
I don't want to just go trudging around through the mud.
Fair enough.
It's probably muck down there.
But yeah, with four feet of water under your house or, you know, under at that foundation, I would definitely say that further investigation is warranted.
You probably know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to have to look around for something, but yeah, I'm not doing that now.
Speaking of house maladies, and thank you for mentioning too, the sound.
You just get used to the sound.
This is how the washing machine sounds.
This is how the water heater sounds.
This is how this sounds.
When you hear sounds that you don't normally hear or they sound different, that's when the responsible homeowner mental alarms go off.
Very, that is one thing I'm good at is at least assessing something's wrong.
I might not be able to fix it.
In this house, we had, I want to declare a fatwa and eternal jihad against the Whirlpool Corporation because when we got this house, all the appliances, they worked, but they either were like ugly looking or not very good.
So we happened to get a deal at Lowe's where it was like, buy, you know, the more Whirlpool appliances you buy, the more you save.
And at the time, we were like, well, whatever, we'll try these whirlpools.
Dishwasher, range, and oven combined, and then an over-the-range microwave vent, all from Whirlpool.
Dishwasher was the first one to go control board fried out of warranty.
Then only a couple months ago, our range completely went.
All of the burners would only run on high.
And I tried to find the parts to replace the switches to like possibly fix them.
They were all either out of stock or like over $100 a pop.
I said, forget that.
So we got a Bosch dishwasher to replace the Whirlpool dishwasher.
This is serious advice for people who have appliances and might be shopping out there.
Three dead Whirlpool appliances in about five years.
Bing, bong, boom.
Dishwasher, then the range.
And just the other day, earlier this week, the over-the-top microwave did the thing where it's like, it's spinning, it's running, it's normal, but no heat whatsoever.
And apparently there's something called a magnetron in there that went bad.
And to, I'd have to take it down, open it back up, do this operation.
And a magnetron itself is more than $200, something like that.
So we just said, screw it.
So for now, we have not bitten the over-the-range microwave vent replacement because that we can do it, but it's going to be 500 bucks and kind of a pain in the ass and not necessarily easy to do it.
So we got a small, tiny microwave from Walmart and put it on the counter just to hold us over until we wanted to bite the bullet on that.
We got it like a year ago.
We brought it up from down in the valley and that thing died the other day.
So we had two consecutive microwave deaths, Walmart and Whirlpool.
And now the giant dinosaur Samsung that my wife wanted me to take to the dump.
She said, get rid of that thing.
It's just taking up space.
We're never going to use it again.
Open it up.
It's all moldy inside.
I said, we might, you never know.
when you're going to need a microwave.
So she doesn't know yet.
But today I cleaned it up.
It was full of mold.
I put a bowl full of white vinegar in there and water, ran it on five minutes, got the sponge and everything.
And we got a nice big, giant, ugly white, like late 90s Samsung microwave on the, on the countertop, taking up precious countertop space.
I'll stop there.
Thank you, Rolo, for spurring my homeowner appliance autism and all that stuff.
But I am sincere that I hope you keep an eye on that basement.
You do not want all that water for that long.
Is it cinder blocks down?
It's got to be cinder blocks or cement for the foundation.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Keep an eye on it.
I couldn't give you any advice.
We keep an eye on it.
Go to YouTube.
Research it.
Sam, any major house maladies?
Knock on wood?
I hope not.
Other than illnesses, but everything operating, you have to, you know, you're like a Midwestern guy.
I could see you like going down in the basement to bang the furnace like Gavin from the father from Christmas Story.
Go ahead.
We did have actually a very major repair to the sewer line going out there.
And yeah, I could I could bitch about it, but I actually have a couple other stories I'd rather tell.
But I'll just what happened to the sewer line?
Was it like on your property and it clogged and you had to dig it up and replace it?
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're talking, you know, 20 grand plus to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very brutal.
But thank God I had some ways to take care of that.
But and, you know, I was trying to think of some kind of way to make light of it or make a meme.
And I will just say this.
I don't want to go into details because it's all gross and everything.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
But toilet paper is Jewish.
Bidets are Aryan.
I'll just leave it at that.
Toilet paper.
Sounds like I think somebody was putting those wet wipes down there, Sam.
You got an infiltrator in your house.
Everybody should just switch over to bidets and no more toilet paper.
That's all I'll say on that.
Fair enough.
I am sorry you didn't share that.
That's a painful, unexpected expense.
Fortunately, Sam's an assassin on weekends and after work.
Yes.
That's how he makes his extra scratch.
Absolutely.
Love assassin.
Love assassin.
I have some benefactors, let's just say that when it comes up to scratch, if I have to pull a card, you know, I can pull a card.
But I was going to tell a quick story.
I called it the ring story, but it's got a couple of segments.
I'll try to make it succinct.
And it goes back to actually at the end of October.
You know, I never really mentioned this part of it because it only became a story kind of lately.
But back at the end of October, I was playing football outside in the yard.
And my youngest son, he drilled a football to me.
I was running away, turning to my right, which means my left hand was kind of out there to catch it.
And he drilled one.
And for a young kid, he can really put some pepper on it.
And the point of the football went between my ring finger and my middle finger.
And the little finger and the ring finger were, I don't know, dislocated, broken.
I don't know what they were, but very it was very painful to say the least.
And of course, I shook it off and kept playing because I didn't want anyone to think that I was injured, you know.
But in the days following, my fingers were swollen.
I could barely sleep because you can't even put your hand in any kind of comfortable position.
But I just, you know, I was not going to go to the doctor, certainly.
That was out of the question.
And I just thought like, well, okay, so they're sprained or dislocated, hyperextended probably.
But so I took off my wedding ring in the middle of the night because, you know, I kind of woke up and it was a little bit swollen.
And I wear my wedding ring most of the time, but I do take it off too.
But I have just really like one or two or probably two places that I put it.
So I try to be careful about it.
But I am not morbid fear about losing my wedding.
Well, and I have made of made some mistakes through the years.
Like one time I was at work and we have the big concrete wash basin, you know, where the spigot is in the middle and it sprays 360 and anybody can go around and make the water come out by stepping on the foot pedal, you know, and there's a little spot right on top, like a little trail most I put my ring there.
I washed my hands.
Later in the day, somebody came up to me and said, hey, did you happen to leave your ring in the bathroom?
I was like, oh my God, you know, there's so many people.
Oh, yeah.
So many people go through that bathroom.
I'm surprised somebody didn't take it.
And I, you know, but I have made mistakes occasionally here and there through the years, but I'm pretty good about putting it just in, you know, one or two places.
But this was kind of a little bit different circumstance because, you know, my hand was injured.
And so I would take my left hand as I described the play, you know, that we were at the football play.
And so I, you know, I know once or twice I put it on the windowsill near my bed, which is terrible.
And, but then, so, so I wasn't wearing it for a while.
And I started to say, make a little mental note.
Hey, you better go and make sure you know where that ring is, you know.
I know where it is.
I, you know, it always.
And finally, I said, you know, I, I have to, I have to go look.
I looked in this place.
I looked in my number two place.
It's not there.
Not there.
I started looking.
Yeah.
And well, the thing is in the middle of the night, you think you put it on a ledge or I have a shelf above my bed or a windowsill.
Yeah, you think you put it there.
Maybe you knocked it on the floor.
Maybe it, maybe it got kicked under the bed.
Maybe it got sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.
Maybe I put it on my dresser.
Maybe it fell underneath.
I'm starting to get on my hands and knees.
I'm starting to look in crazy places for it.
Maybe your youngest son stole it and took it to the pawn shop.
Anything's possible.
So I'm looking.
Now I'm starting to get scared because, you know, and it's, it's a nice ring.
It doesn't have any jewels in it or anything like that, but it's a very nice ring.
I really like it.
It has my wife's name engraved in the inside of it.
You know, it says, I love my wife's name there in the inside.
And I just more, not more than anything else, but it's as much as anything else.
It just feels stupid and reckless.
Like, where is this thing?
I'm looking everywhere.
Now I'm starting to look in stupid places.
I'm looking in the basement.
I'm thought, oh, was I down in the basement playing guitar?
And I took it off and set it somewhere.
And now I can't find it.
It's nowhere.
So what do I do?
I turn to my good friend St. Anthony.
You know, probably somebody listening to this will think this sounds totally stupid.
But I swear by you don't even believe in it.
You turn to St. Anthony.
will find the thing that you're looking for.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee I'll bet you money.
So, so I turned to St. Anthony.
I say, hey, you know, this is my own recklessness, but I need help finding this thing.
This is getting stupid now.
Not turning up anywhere, not turning up.
Now it's, it's, it was gone, I'd say over a month easily.
It's nowhere.
It's absolutely nowhere.
So in the last ditch effort, I say, I got to pull out the big guns now.
I got to pull out the big gun.
So I get my Novena book out.
Novena is a nine-day prayer.
Again, some people will think, well, this is, this sounds just stupid and superstitious.
You think whatever you want.
You look into it.
Go ahead and look into it and try it if it comes into your need that you need some real action.
So I do my nine-day novena and still not quite turning up.
But maybe the second or third day.
Does wifey know who this pointer is?
Well, actually, you know what I did?
I went on Timu.
You know what Timu is?
You go on Timu?
Oh, Timu is anybody who's, I don't know, if you have any kind of, you know, Gmail or anything, you'll see the Timu ads.
This is like the cheapest stuff, but it's of good quality.
I went on there and I bought a gold ring with Celtic knotwork.
It was like $1.50, but it was stainless steel.
It looked, if I had it on, you'd say, wow, that's a really beautiful ring.
That cheap.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, $1.50.
Yeah.
Like one was, in fact, they were so cheap, I bought a few of them.
I was like, well, I'll find the one.
Screw the internet.
And they're $1.50 letters.
Get yourself a fleet of.
Yeah.
You know, in case I don't like it, I figure I bought a couple of them.
So, no, I was, I was getting really desperate.
So I do the Novena.
A couple of days go by.
So I have a backpack that I throw on my back every day to go to work.
I got all my tools in there and, you know, stuff I have my notebook in there and various important things, I'll call it that are in there.
And every day I use it.
My tools are in there.
I have a leatherbound notebook that I make my personal notes.
And so this is about the second or third day after the Novena is done.
I go to work and I take out my leather bound notebook that I refer to every day or almost every day.
I pull it out and my ring pops out like a Pop-Tart coming out of the toaster.
Boom.
It just like out of nowhere.
I pull my leatherbound notebook and the ring, like I caught it.
That's how it popped out.
Like I pulled my leatherbound notebook.
The thing pops.
I grab it in midair.
I cannot believe.
No way.
Yeah.
And so I got my ring back.
Can you believe that?
That is incredible.
It was just, it was gone.
It was nowhere.
I looked through my whole bag because my bag has a lot of little zipper pockets.
And I never have put my ring in my bag, but I thought, okay, well, maybe in all these zipper pockets, maybe my hand was really swollen and hurt.
And I took it off and put it.
No, it wasn't.
And this was in the most unlikely place, kind of the biggest part of the bag.
And my leatherbound notebook that I use all the time, pulled it up, boom, popped into the air.
It was crazy, incredible.
Oh, man.
That is amazing.
And you don't, and I guess the skeptic's question as well, Sam.
Did you, you know, did you put it in your backpack?
But you honestly don't remember.
I know.
Like putting a ring in a notebook is like, that's for hobbits.
Nobody would do that.
I have no natural explanation for it.
Sure, I could have in some delusional state.
You know, that was the thing mainly I thought is in the middle of the night, I took it off my hand and I put it.
I have a nightstand where I have like 20 books.
I have the horrible habit of reading, you know, 10 or more books at the same time, you know, and I thought maybe I put it there and then it kind of got in between the books and knocked on the floor.
No, I, you know, but what a crazy.
You got to pour out some of that scotch for St. Tony next time.
Yeah, that's right.
Seriously.
He delivered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One other quick story.
If you got a minute, yeah.
Of course, real quick, Sam, I just wanted to say, and I'm sorry, I'm like overeager.
It's exciting to talk to you guys.
Sorry for interrupting so many times.
When you said the ring story and you were talking about your son passing you a football, I could have sworn that you were going to have made like an immaculate impossible catch that was like caught on a ring doorbell or you were like, I did catch the ball, but it injured my hand very busted you up.
Yeah.
I was going to say, like, I want to see that footage of the immaculate catch because there was, we had a family party for Easter one day, late 80s, maybe 1990.
And we just did like uncles and the boys football game out in the field.
And I was eight or nine or maybe 10 and not particularly good at football.
It wasn't like my sport or whatever.
And I made an immaculate catch.
I was like, I dove, caught the football, and I used my head, which is gigantic to like trap it or whatever.
That was awesome.
And lo and behold, one of like my distant second cousins, he was like, you know, maybe a nerd at the time, but he had a camcorder and caught it.
He caught the catch on tape and like he bought it.
And he was like, everybody at the party, you got to watch this catch.
It was, I hadn't thought about this in like a decade or more, but the immaculate catch and the whole family sat around watching it on VHS.
Amazing childhood memory.
Go on.
Go on, please, big guy.
I'm glad you caught that.
Well, yeah, yeah, it was good.
And I encourage my kids to get out there and we play in the yard and stuff like that.
And I'm not a big sports guy that way per se, but I do think there's something good about, you know, playing and throwing, catching, running, and, you know, playing against each other and all that type of stuff.
But one other story I try to get in here because I know we're getting to the top of the hour and maybe you got a couple other things you want to get in here, some newsworthy stuff.
But so I was going to Walmart the other day, which in this area, if you said, hey, I'm going to run to Walmart right now, I'd say, don't, don't.
Do you have to really?
Because, you know, you might be, if I told you the location and you Googled it, you'd be able to see the YouTube videos of things that happen at this Walmart.
So I don't usually go there.
But if you said, well, I really got to go there, I'd say go, you know, like 9 a.m. or 8 a.m. or something like that.
You might be all right.
But such was a circumstance.
I found myself going there in the evening against my, you know, better judgment, shall we say.
And I was running kind of part of it was an errand for somebody else.
And I needed a couple of items.
So I said, well, I'm going in.
And if you saw me on video going to Walmart, it would be funny because like I'm like double timing it, you know, and I don't walk along and, oh, look at this item.
Stop, pick it up.
And look, no, everything is 100% goal oriented.
I know the four or five items I was there to get.
I go directly to the things taking, you know, very sharp right angles and going very fast because you got to get in and out of there before something happens.
But this particular visit was, well, I guess probably it's not even really that unusual, but I hadn't been there in a while.
And so I just made a few notes, mental notes.
So I go there and one of the places I had to stop was the pharmacy.
So I'm parked on the pharmacy end of the building, which comes into the story later.
Uh.
So i'm going in there.
I'm very tactical.
I'm going in and I see oh here's, here's a spot on the second car from the door perfect, you know, because it's usually pretty full there and it was full, but hey, there's an open spot.
So I pull into this spot and I get out of the I park and I pull in.
I notice i'm pulling in next to this four-door black Lexus with the silver trim, probably a hundred thousand dollar vehicle easy, you know, just and.
And so I get out and and, keyed into the paint, scratched into the paint, I I couldn't read the whole thing, but something, something dumb bitch, you know.
And I, I got my, my phone, I said I got to take a picture of this and then I thought whoa wait, the person there could be a person in that car, you know sure, or they, they could be coming back and I, all right, all right, not not gonna do it, but it was funny.
It was funny, so I would go up there.
And you know, Walmart has the uh uh, customer pickup.
You ordered something online or something like that, and and you're going to, and so there's a door where only the employees come out and they, they're going to bring you the thing.
It's not for customers to go in there.
So i'm kind of walking there that's on the pharmacy end of the building, and i'm walking past that and there's a I see then there's a uh, a white, older woman employee by this.
Just come out of the door.
She's almost lighting up a cigarette.
I'm walking past, there's a nigger man in front of me and then this uh, this uh nigger employee woman comes out.
She says, what are you doing?
You know, very loud and and angry and uh, you know you kind of to whom?
Well, it wasn't clear, it wasn't clear for a moment, but then I saw out of the corner of my eye she was addressing the older white woman employee who was maybe taking her break at the wrong time, and I just thought like, isn't that just like them, totally unprofessional?
If you had to tell somebody hey, this is not your break time, you would say, I mean, doesn't this bring, like uh, disrepute on the organization, that that uh, you know this is being situation playing out.
And but then the nigger man in front of me, he kind of he's me.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Me and him were kind of laughing about it, like I thought you was talking to me.
I didn't do anything wrong, I just chuckled, you know.
So I get.
If if, if only Darrell were around to hear this story, you know yeah, Darrell or Rollo could do his black.
Well, I want to watch my programs, what you doing here, my stories yeah, my stories.
So I, you know, I felt bad for the.
Well anyway, so I go in there, I get my stuff, that i'm i'm getting in.
So then I get in the, the checkout line, which is, you know, the self-checkout, you know, and that's closest again to the pharmacy and everything, where I was.
I get everything, get there and I oh, there's an open spot there.
I I start marching toward it.
Oh, this nigger woman, she's in front of me.
All right, that's fine.
I'm next.
I'm next.
Good.
So I'm standing there.
All right.
This is good.
You don't know your play.
So that's behind me.
We're going to have some problems.
Yeah, exactly.
So, well, so I'm like, and again, this is, I mean, I'm, I, my mindset is like five minutes in and out of this place, you know.
And so I'm waiting in line.
Okay, she's done.
In the meantime, the nigger man employee from the pharmacy comes in here and he's standing there.
And when that one comes open, because she only had one item.
So then that was the also the next one to come open.
He walks with this other nigger and he's got this box of condoms and it says slims like in gold, like a gold script on there real big slims.
And so obviously condoms are some kind of control item that they got to ring up for you.
So this nigger from the pharmacy walks with this other nigger and he's, he's got to run the product.
So I'm like, okay, all right.
So he runs the he runs the thing.
Okay, great.
So he goes, so now I'm next, right?
I'm next.
So I take a step.
No, the same employee goes and takes this other nigger with another box of condoms.
And run like, what is going on here?
And these guys do not appear to be together or anything like that.
It's like, what is this?
What's going on here?
Like, it's like two condoms.
And, you know, like a, I don't know much about condoms.
They're like, I'm thinking, you know, a slim little pack.
This box has got to have like a hundred of them.
What they need condoms for because what you talking about, bitch, your paz run away.
That's my question.
The more important question here is, you know, I'm familiar with like ribbed for her pleasure and I'm familiar with that.
I never heard of slims.
Is that for the man with like skinny dick?
You know, I don't know.
I'm sorry to even go into it on a family show like this.
Like Virginia Slims, you know, it's like that, you know.
I try to just say this real quick and keep it clean.
I've heard, I've heard that they maybe the length is a little more, but the girth is a little is less.
I don't know.
I don't care.
I just, that's what I've heard.
So enough of that.
I didn't know.
I didn't know Dorel.
You didn't want to ask the guy.
You know, I'd say, hey, hey, what you getting slims for?
What's wrong with you?
I too am a length over girth kind of man.
So red pill me on the slim question.
All I know is, again, I don't care about this question.
I'm not even asking for any comments or anyone, but I've heard women say it's more like girth is the better thing more than length, you know, whatever, you know, but not excessive in either thing is, you know, anyways.
But so you need to be tickled so much as the walls.
Yes.
Right.
Yeah.
What you're saying is the tuna can is preferable to the pencil.
Right.
Sounds right.
Yes.
Right, right, right.
Tunican might be, well, yeah, that's, that's, there's probably some length that is too small, but whatever.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
So, but after this, after the second guy went up there and got rung up with a box of condoms, I was like, I have got to get out of here.
I have, this is like too many things in one visit.
And, you know, and there's the big there are far too many black men getting things for their penises.
Okay.
I'm out.
And there's the big burly policeman with a thousand yard stare with his arms crossed as police real big.
He's very, very serious.
I'm sure they have daily incidents at this place, if not more than once a day.
And I, at this point, I said, all right, that's it.
I got to get out of here.
So I wrung my stuff up without further incident.
I got out of there.
There was no further incident, but it was just too many things.
And I suppose the moral of the story, if I had to tell somebody that didn't know better, is, you know, when you live around these things, every interaction with them will bring some negative aspect out.
You know, there will be something about dealing.
There's no such thing as like just having a normal day around them.
And just as an example, the previous night, we had gone to a troops of St. George meeting and I had to stop in my favorite gas station, which has the best prices in town, but also has the most murders in town.
And so I gas up and I'm worth the risk.
Well, excuse me.
I'm getting the cheap gas.
What can I say?
You know, they also have the free.
I went to, I needed air in the tire.
And you know what a pain in the ass it is.
You got to have like $3 and quarters or you got to run your credit card or something.
Sam, Sam, you got to keep the inflator in your car.
Come on, big guy.
Well, so I go to this place.
There's, there's the, the pump.
Free.
Free.
Free air.
Free air.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
But so I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm somebody trying to get high on that.
Maybe I can huff that.
I bet the Jews were real excited for that one.
Maybe so.
Maybe so.
But I'm pulling out.
So I gas up.
I'm pulling out of this place.
And it's, you know, there's the entrance exit.
It's a very, you know, generous, wide car can come in on one side.
I go out on the other side.
Here comes this Lexus with this woman, Negro woman driving it, trying to get around the guy who's turning into the place, like to make two, two lanes coming into the place.
And there I am.
There we are, stopped nose to nose.
I'm just trying to leave like a normal thing.
Here, she's trying to come in, you know, do a double lane around this guy.
And, but that's just, like I say, any, anytime if you have to go into a black area, expect trouble.
Expect these, you know, things like I'm describing.
Yeah, get the hell out of there as quick as you can.
It's, it's amazing that all of your anxiety, Sam, were conf you're like, oh, do I really have to go to Walmart in the middle of the night or whatever, you know, and then like, you know, the scratched up Lexus and a bunch of blacks buying small dick cons on them.
And the shebuck.
Now you got one by Upo Obnick.
It was a lot.
It was a lot.
Yeah.
But good stuff.
No, thank you, Sam.
Yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, you know, I had, yeah, there's, if we were a bluer show, not, not like Blue Boy, but like, you know, a little bit more risque, I'd have more commentary, but I'll try, I'll try to maintain this.
Yeah, there is a lot more that could, but yeah, enough, enough of that.
It was, it was funny, but, you know, there's less, a lesson in there for sure.
Yeah, we got to get you set up with like a GoPro so you can do more of these safaris and take footage and private quiet commentary under your, under your breath to do it.
Hey, you know, we're, we're already over two hours.
We did not, you know, it's like we got to touch on some of these news stories, at least a little.
Well, I mean, hey, you're, well, I have to get up early tomorrow, but it's not like mission, mission critical.
I tell you what, let's people obviously can follow the news.
There's a lot of things that we have to cover in the coming weeks, which is the border standoff.
There's the developments in the Middle East.
We didn't even, you know, the Jew tunnel thing happened when you're on the hiatus, which is, yeah, it's kind of passe, but yeah, that was at the time one of these things.
I did have, I mean, if you, if you don't pay attention to the news or telegram or social media, half of the shit, it depends on where you live, right?
I mean, Sam, you have vibrant diversity nearby, Rolo to a certain extent, and me, I'm more or less insulated from it.
What my Walmart visits, Sam, like they get ruined if like the demographics are less than 90% white, you know, because it's like, oh, it was a bad Walmart day, you know, like, yeah, there was a little bit of this or a little bit of that.
It depends on where you live.
But God, you know, I was thinking about somebody was like, it's really easy to make a Twitter account right now.
It's popping, coach.
You've got to get back on.
And I was like, yeah, I'll think about that.
And I was just like, do I, oh, I'm going to, I don't want to get sucked back into it, not just from the time suck perspective, but like, you know, you can still scroll it even if you don't have an account.
And it's just like clickbait.
And then, and you, and it's deliberately, I'm not even saying it's like malicious or whatever.
You just get sucked into it.
Right.
And I'm just like, I one, don't want that 24-7.
I think it's still addressed.
Well, I think it might be incident.
Yes, I'm sure they juke it for the algorithms and stuff like that.
But I don't think that they were like, let's create social media to like have people addicted to using their computers.
I do.
Twitter, maybe.
I don't know, short form posting.
Anyway, the effect, the effect was certainly that.
And what's the thing that Laritz always says?
It's like, you know, the system does what it was designed to do or, you know, what the system does is, et cetera.
Regardless, my bigger point was like, you know, as Smasher said when he came on a couple a month ago, if you just delete Telegram or if you just delete Twitter, like all the shit goes away.
And you don't want to live with your head in the sand, but there is like serious benefit to that.
Go ahead.
The thing is, I think you do have to know what's going on a bit, especially if there's bigger wars.
This thing that's going on in Palestine, regardless of how it shakes out or if it dwindles down or tails off, it's going to have worldwide consequences because this Palestinian movement is everywhere and the Jews are everywhere.
So, you know, that and other things too.
And I can only recommend if you're going to look at one thing, Counterintelligence Global, C-I-G, on, on, that is, you might say, well, why this channel?
This guy is getting submissions from pilots and foreign air forces and things going on around the world.
You know, if you watch CNN, it's like a joke.
If you want to say, well, at least they give me an idea what's going on.
This Counterintelligence Global is like a million times better than CNN or any other thing to find out what's really going on because there's some real hotspots in the world, not only the Middle East, but, you know, like Ethiopia and Guyana and Venezuela and, of course, Ukraine and Russia and Taiwan and China.
And there you will get, I would say, kind of objective views and different types of views from different sources, which gives you the, yeah, it gives you a real idea of what's really going on.
I would say check it out.
Counterintelligence global.
I did not know that.
And I will admit to having CIG is one of my pinned channels.
And I've gone through multiple, like, I always want to have at least one breaking news, that sort of thing pinned at the top just to keep, like you said, keep my finger on the pulse.
And I should clarify, it's like, I don't want to be operating Telegram and Twitter at the same time.
Like, I just know that my brain will be like, oh, gosh, I just want to check that one.
You know, you got to prioritize.
And CIG has actually been up there for quite a while.
I had Bellum Act up there for a while.
There's a company.
Bellum Acta is at almost 90,000.
CIG is at 90,000 subscribers.
I did have Intel Slava Z up there when the war was kicking off, but they're definitely a little way too biased on the pro-Russia side, even though I can sympathize, et cetera.
But you got to give it to Disclose.
Disclose is a master at finding the stories that people were interested in.
Go ahead, Rolo.
Well, I would just say that Rolo, was that Sam?
Sorry.
Yeah, it's me, Sam.
I just, you know, I'm interested because this country is so insane that they would very easily send our sons over there to go die for these stupid wars.
And I think you gotta, you gotta know what's going on to a certain level because the danger can come pretty close.
We've had around here, you know, riots and conflicts and things between like these Palestinian or other type groups.
And that's a good channel to check out.
There's no possible way for us to do justice to the remaining things in the stack, both as insignificant but mirthful as my aluminum can recycling run to take my treasures to see how much they were worth.
I really meant to talk about Gonzalo Lira, coach Redpill, murdered in a Ukrainian prison.
I will save that because that is oddly personal to me, a dissident, even if he wasn't as white as Arian Snow.
He certainly looked like a Spaniard.
See, I can't crack these things because then I'll just keep going.
But it's almost one o'clock here.
We got stuff to do tomorrow, and we will get back to it.
Ladies and gents, if you're still listening to this, you are the resistance.
And we do appreciate you riding with us for the full, whatever the hell it is, two and a half hours possibly by now with the music added for our great comeback show.
That's that's tongue-in-cheek.
We didn't need a comeback show.
It's not a comeback show.
It's just simply like back to we never went back.
We never went back.
No, we never come back.
No, I was never come back because we never went back.
It's just nice to be.
It's just nice to be back.
Too legit to quit.
Oh, Sam with the semi-obscure early 90s.
Before that was Hammer, not MC.
He transitioned, dropped the MC.
It was all downhill once he dropped the MC.
But seriously, congratulations to all of our lovely new white lifers.
Yeah.
Man, yeah, Sam, thank you for all of that.
Rolo, thank you very much.
I was particularly interrupting when you were telling your story about the house, but I just found it so tickling and it was like softballs left and right.
I couldn't help myself.
But thank you, buddy.
Yeah, you were just too excited to talk about that.
I was like dead bodies below my house.
You're still laughing at it.
And I had, God, I have to save these notes.
Usually I burn the notes.
You're just taking note.
Dead bodies under crawl space.
No, teaser, teaser for next week or whenever the hell we do our next show because I had a heart-to-heart conversation with a loved one who knew me pre, like knew me as a normie, knew me pre-docs, knew me post-docs, but hadn't seen in a long time.
And we just happened to find ourselves in the car for a while.
And eventually, she said, so you gotta tell me, are you a Nazi?
And it's not like it came out of left field, but it was just like we had a nice long visit.
And then, yeah, more or less, but I'll leave it to the audience's imagination for next week because that's a softball.
It should be a softball for any of you out there.
But I did give it.
I just wanted to share some general responses that I gave and also impressions on a sincere question that wasn't asked with hostility, but it certainly was asked with trepidation, et cetera.
People are people have, whether you like it or not, whether you think they're dumb or programmed or whatever, they have serious conditioned or sincere hang-ups about Hitler, about the Nazis, about the Holocaust, et cetera.
And as easy and as tempting as it is to just write them off and call them blue-pilled or normies or whatever, it is the way that probably some majority of our people are still after all these years.
And it deserves to be not just dismissed and not just been like, you know, throw up a Roman.
But yeah, it was a very interesting conversation.
And it's too late to address here.
So thank you, Sam.
Thank you, Rolo, sincerely.
We are back.
And I guess I got so many pages.
Where's my here?
All right.
I thanked everyone.
I always put that in capital letters.
Full house episode 177 was recorded on originally, January 31st.
We're clear now.
We just crossed over into February.
For all of us, it's 1 a.m. East Coast.
Well, not for all of us, for myself and for Sam.
We're out of January.
Mountain time, baby.
It's never spring where Rolo is, nothing grows.
Goodness gracious.
My sincere hope is that the audience will enjoy this.
This was more irreverent and off the cuff than I expected, but that's what happens when you miss for so long.
We had some fun.
Hope you did too.
We love you guys.
And I will, I did make the decision to go under the knife for my left knee.
That is coming up relatively soon.
I'm not particularly looking forward to it.
It's not a big deal.
But admit, you never know if it's the last time you'll hear my voice.
You can always hear my voice on old episodes, but hear my voice giving new content until AI comes along to replace me for all eternity.
Anyway, I want to send this out with a jam.
This is Fallout by Davey Asprey.
We went with that was Sythwave at the top, a more pop tune at the break.
And this is straight dope electronica.
We will get Sam and Rolo back in the DJ booth in the coming shows for sure.
But sorry, I'm not a terrible dictator, but when it comes to music, we've been gone for so long.
I've had tons of times to listen to music.
You better enjoy this song, Fallout by Davey Asprey.
Turn it on 200 decibels or more, or else we love you, fam.