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Sex, the final frontier, at least for some of you in the audience.
The word, unfortunately, has a certain sordid connotation to it, despite it ranking among our innate needs.
Food, drink, sleep, shelter, and sex.
And of course, it is the prerequisite to building those big, healthy, and happy white families we've been advocating for for almost five years now.
Adoption and the helping hand of reproductive science aside.
During this show's run, we've addressed almost everything but the deed itself.
Why is that?
It's a deeply personal topic between a husband and wife.
There's no shortage of sexual content and advice out there.
Much of it, of course, weaponized to spread perversion and destroy monogamy.
And we've tried to keep this mostly a family show that you can listen to in the car with your kids.
But not this week.
We are indeed long overdue in tackling one of the most important topics in attracting a mate and keeping one with no aspect off limits.
My only request of our expanded special birth panel this week is to avoid anything gratuitously lewd or crude, but everything else is fair game.
As always, our intent here is to inform those who could really use some help, motivate those who might find their sex life somewhat lacking, and entertain you all all the same.
And yes, this will be the very first full house that is, heaven forbid, paywalled.
That's right, after some duration of teaser content here designed to titillate and enhance your desire, the full show file will only be available via the link to our affiliate site that'll be in the show notes.
This is to allow for some expanded element of candor, help Mr. Christopher Cantwell build out his new content network.
And of course, after all 168 of our previous episodes and all other content being completely free and open to the public, we really don't think we're being greedy here, fam.
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So without further ado, let's get down to business.
Mr producer, let's go welcome everyone
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Hopefully the world's sexiest and not most prudish show for white fathers, aspiring ones and the whole not the whole Biofam this week, but perhaps the wives and ladies in the audience.
I am, as always, your apprehensive host, Coach Finstock, leading this show with my fingers crossed under the table for perhaps the first time since our inaugural episode.
It's true, I was not super enthusiastic about this concept initially, perhaps because I'm uptight about this stuff, but mainly, honestly, because I wouldn't want my wife recording a quote-unquote sex show podcast either.
So who knows?
Maybe I'll just be one of those.
I'm just asking questions, guys, tonight.
We'll see if I can maintain discipline and frame.
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Let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, he is the high priest of this episode, having first made a name for himself in podcasting on the fatherland, telling lurid yet healthy tales of wild romps in the old marital bed.
We have had his desire to talk about sex chained up like a pit bull in a daycare center all these years, but tonight we cut him loose.
Sammy, baby, welcome back.
Good intro again, Coach.
It's good to be here.
Yeah, boy, I feel like the pressure's on in some kind of way here.
You know, and they say performance when you're under pressure doesn't always is not a good combination.
I don't know if I could squeeze in some family fair type of content here for a moment.
But squeeze around.
Yeah, I don't know if you saw in the channel there.
You know, my son won the Pinewood Derby in Troops of St. George.
We had our big Pinewood Derby race.
And get this, an old Boy Scout, an old retired man gave us this antique wooden track that's from, I don't know what year, but it was in segments and we had to put it together and it was, you know, very well made and lovingly made, you could tell.
And it was old and that's what we raced on.
And we did win.
My son, he won first place.
I wasn't sure, you know, how he would do it because, you know, I don't know if you ever hear tale about how these things become extremely competitive.
And I was talking to some Boy Scouts.
And, you know, it's in the Boy Scouts, a lot of people complain like it's not even fun because the kids don't even touch the cars.
The dads take the cars to the, you know, their place of work or somewhere where they could do all kinds of expert things on it.
And, you know, you have all kind of weeks or even a month to prepare the car and the kids don't even, you know, it's not even fun for the kids.
So with the troops of St. George, it was Friday night.
They gave us the materials.
Everybody worked on it right there.
We were allowed to take it home.
And they said, you know, you can put the tires on at home.
But everybody worked on it right there.
And you had less than 12 hours even to have your car ready to go.
And I did know of a few tricks.
I don't know if I should divulge them, but I did know of a couple of tricks which I tried.
Move up the car, perhaps.
Well, it's more about polishing certain things and how many tires you're going to have hitting the ground at the same time.
Probably Rusty's should be shaking his head about, you know, some of these things.
I bet he could figure out what to do there.
Spoiler.
Yeah, right.
But so, yeah, so that was very exciting.
And, you know, but it's, it's, I'm old enough to have a different notion about things.
Parents these days, you know, it's like no one will tell their kids what to do or not to do.
So I had, I kind of had to, I didn't yell at any kids, but I did tell them.
I don't think there's anything wrong with telling kids not to do certain things like walk on the track, you know, or take your car and with force run it down the rail as hard as you can.
So, you know, I was kind of a little bit helicopter parenting there, but, you know, nobody else was telling anybody what to do or not do.
So I did say, hey, don't walk on the track because we want to keep this thing nice for next time, you know.
I'm totally with you on that, Sam.
If other parents, you know, like, you know, it's not really your job to discipline other kids, but when they are causing a problem for other families or, you know, for at a party or whatever, absolutely.
It's fair game.
You don't have to be mean about it.
No, I told them firmly.
And then one of them tried to handle my son's car.
And that's another thing.
If you go to a Boy Scout event, it's like, you know, people will try to handle each somebody else's car as to sabotage it even.
So, you know, somebody was trying to handle his car.
I said, no, no, no, no, don't.
You know, we'll handle our car.
You handle your car.
And not that anyone.
Exactly.
But it was a lot of fun.
It was a good family time, all white people.
So, of course, you know, it's just when I'm at these things, he was also at a hayride recently.
I was just biting my tongue.
I wanted to say, because I do try to strike up conversations.
I said, you know, isn't this nice?
There's one thing missing here, you know, niggers.
So anyways, and then another son of mine was just in Berlin.
He Germany, that is.
And he was in a race.
He's like does the speed skating thing.
And remember you mentioned this before.
Yeah.
He did it.
I want to say last year, unless it was the year before.
And he at the first time, he came in within the 30th percentile of everybody.
And there's thousands of peoples in this race.
And then this year he came in 22%.
So he did improve his position in the race.
So that was pretty cool.
And then one of my other sons is in Sri Lanka right now, if you could believe that.
And get this, Chase and Taylor.
He's been talking to a girl.
And Sri Lanka.
I tried to warn him.
I said, you know, that's a long ways away.
But, you know, it's, hey, whatever.
You know, anything could work out.
My wife is from New Jersey area.
And, you know, once a year, she'll go for a couple, two, three, four weeks, even sometimes, or even more than once a year.
And she will go visit friends and family.
So, you know, maybe a long distance thing like that can work if the person is game, you know.
Well, to talk, and I've talked to her on the phone.
They FaceTime all the time, you know, on the on their phones.
And she, she knows all the same stuff that our family knows with the Christian identity stuff.
So it's, it was a really fortuitous meetup that she, she had all that similar background.
So anyways, he's there for two weeks, well, like 15 days, actually.
So yeah, that's the most important thing.
And like a good lover, Sam, you are easing your way into this.
You're not just going right to the boom, boom, boom.
You're starting off, starting off slow.
Got to warm up.
I got to warm myself up if anything.
Yeah.
Very good.
Welcome back, big guy.
We'll be hearing more from you this show.
Next up, our essential producer and the only unmarried man on this show.
Shame on him.
Just kidding.
His job this week is to keep us honest and perhaps not too old and dated with our advice.
Seriously, ground truthing us from the mean streets of the single sex scene of the 2020s.
Rolo, up to the task?
I am always up to any task you give me because luckily you treat me with kids' clubs.
You know, I love you, bro.
No homo.
I wanted to mention that for the first time, this is for Sam too, for the first time in five years since the Fatherland, my windscreen on my microphone has gone missing.
We had some young visitors this past weekend and you know, it's like a koozie for the microphone.
So I hope that I sound better, but not worse.
If it's if it sounds a little bit different to you, it's because right before I went to tape, it's gone.
But Rolo assures me that audio-wise, it's not really a big deal.
As long as I don't say P, penis directly into the microphone.
Come on there.
There are other, there are other words you can use to not say that otherwise.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
See, I'm in a rush to get to the sex talk.
Unlike Sam.
I'm like, come on, chop, chop, let's get to it.
All right.
Rolo, please do chime in if you think that because look, Sam's in his 50s.
I'm in my 40s.
Rusty is.
And our last guest that I'm going to introduce is probably close to them if he's not there yet, regardless.
You're the young buck of sorts to keep us honest.
Moving on.
Next up, for some godforsaken reason, he always enjoys talking about sex when we're hanging out.
Going so far recently as to gift me a hammock.
That's a real hammock, not one of those things that men wear.
Not for kepping or mobile sleep options, but for outdoor romps in the wild.
All right.
He is a proud father of two.
Still gunning for more.
Rusty, my friend, welcome back.
How are you doing, coach?
Glad to be here.
Sam, Rolo, always a pleasure.
Just an interesting side note: today is the 16th anniversary of me and my wife's first date.
Congratulations.
Right on.
Right on.
Well done.
We'll figure out how you didn't Sam have his like kiss anniversary last year.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was talking to a buddy or I was talking to my then before we were married on the phone and a friend was overhearing the conversation and he was like, it's your anniversary?
What does that mean?
Oh yeah, it's our kiss anniversary.
And he's like trying to do the months.
He's like, it hasn't even been one year yet.
I said, no, no, but by month.
We're going by month with this kiss anniversary.
He rolled his eyes.
His eyes went all the way back in his head.
Sorry, Rusty.
It's all right.
Some guys don't get it.
You find the perfect woman and these dates matter.
Absolutely.
We'll get to that too.
It is RFC.
That's why I want to come on for this.
Rusty was adamant that he would no longer speak to me again if I didn't invite him on this show.
So I was under duress, but hopefully he'll add value.
And it is my 17th anniversary this weekend coming up.
Not too shabby.
Does it feel like a year over 15?
Congratulations.
You should go break in the hammock.
I have not broken in the hammock yet.
You know, it's kind of down there in the holler.
It's a little spooky and woody, wooded back there, but we'll see.
I thought it was a good solution to the problem that, you know, I empathize with small children within earshot, small confined space.
I don't have the 30 acres you have.
I just gotta have my neighbors aren't watching.
Yeah, see, you know, maybe I'm too conventional about this stuff.
You know, you got to have a bedroom and a bed and no noise and security.
Oh, no, no, no.
You need the kids out of earshot and you need like a small block of time where they're not looking for you.
Small block of time indeed.
The switch situations changed at the phase of our lives that we're both in.
And I thought I had found a solution for you.
You know, you have that nice holler.
They're not going to follow you, go looking for you immediately there.
You bought yourself some time.
Physics and mechanics of a hammock between two trees, perhaps a little challenging, but let's go.
No, no, I'll hold it through it after the show.
I'll walk you through it after the show.
It actually works great.
It works great.
All right.
I'll take your word for it.
Finally, making his debut appearance on Full House, but no stranger to extended commentary on marital love.
That's right.
He's it's kind of a coincidence that he's been providing some commentary just on this topic over the past couple months.
He is the host or co-host of the long-running show, The Godcast.
He is an ordained minister.
If that's the right nomenclature, he can correct me.
And a great example of a devout Christian man who does not drive me baddie with excessive piety.
Super Lutheran, long overdue.
Welcome to Full House.
Yeah, hi.
You picked a weird guest for an episode on sex.
Let's get to pass.
Hey, yeah, you've been talking about marital sex and its relation to religion and Christianity for, you know, you've done a couple shows on it.
So I figured, you know, maybe you would keep us healthy and grounded here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's been five months now on the SoundCloud account talking about sex and marriage and saying things that most churches and institutional Christianity just aren't willing to say.
Right.
Like, hey, if you're a porn star, you are a child molester.
You're traumatizing kids.
Whore, stop it.
Are Protestants in general less uptight about sex compared to Catholics?
I guess I'm not interested in like, you know, but just out of curiosity, I was raised Catholic, of course, and, you know, big families and all that.
But yeah, you know, a little uptight about sex, perhaps.
I don't think that is a universal Catholic experience, coach.
No, I know.
Well, let's super Lutheran answer.
I'm going to tell you right now, it's the problem with every single denomination that we've forgotten that we should be the most pro-sex institution on earth.
There you go.
We really should be.
And doctrinally, Roman Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are anti-sex.
Doctrinally, Protestants, by and large, between the Baptists, the Reformed, and the Lutherans and the Anglicans and all of them, the Episcopalians, they should be pro-sex.
However, in the 19th century, there was a big, ugly change in Anglicanism that rippled throughout all the Protestant world, which was a new kind of chivalry where they presented women as the angel in the home rather than seeing women as like, well, they're just as much a sinner as me.
They saw women as like pure and sinless.
And we need to like go based on Arthurian legend here and have the order of the garter, but for every Single household, but what that results in is women feeling pressure to be unsexual and men feeling pressure to not treat their wives as sexual.
And that leaves everybody as frustrated.
So, just about every denomination right now is unfortunately forgetting that, hey, you know, girls want it just as much as dudes do.
Yeah.
And that's why you're married.
Go ahead, please.
Bone.
There you go.
Yeah, I know.
There's this weird dichotomy, right?
Where like everything is hyper-sexualized, but at the same time, if you are not one of those creeps and degenerates, then I guess the flip side of the coin is that you are tempted to look at sex as something dirty or at least something that should be, you know, out of sight, out of mind, done quietly, efficiently, perhaps.
But we'll get into that too, the whole psychology of it.
We got so much ground to cover.
But real quick, Super Lutheran, first time on the show, please, ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status.
Ethnicity, I am mostly French.
I mean, when I, I'm not going to give my DNA to a company, all right?
So I had to like study my family history and my physiognomy and everything.
And it was.
Oh, pause for a minute.
No, that's that's for your wife, right?
In a manner of speaking, right?
Yeah.
And a proper marriage, yes.
After looking at my lineage, my physiognomy, everything, it's like it turned out that I'm like 65 to 70% French and the rest of me is Anglo-German.
I'm going to guess you're a Lutheran.
I hope so at this point.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, in your heart, maybe technically.
I don't know if you've been booted.
I know, I know.
All right.
And your fatherhood status, please, big guy.
Two boys and one on the way.
Good stuff.
Congratulations.
Due next year sometime?
We hope so.
Or sooner.
Okay.
You know, if I had my brothers, kid would be born on Christmas so that I'd only have to buy them one set of presents on their birthday.
Spendthrift.
Excuse me, Skinthrift.
Skinflint.
Damn, I keep messing that up.
Regardless.
All right.
Good luck in the home stretch, Super Lutheran.
We got so much to cover.
God, already 20 minutes in.
All right.
I am turning it over to Sam.
Sam, this was your idea for doing a show.
And I have actually, you know, toned down some of the sex stuff on the show deliberately, but we can go hands off this week.
And we got a challenge here, right?
We've got virgins in the audience.
We've got Don Juans in the audience.
We've got perhaps longtime married men and women for whom things have understandably not been as spicy as perhaps they were when they were dating or newlyweds.
Top lines philosophy on sex.
You have no hang-ups about it, which I find admirable.
But it's all yours, big guy.
Yeah.
Well, for many years, it's been something on my mind.
And occasionally I have a friend who's of the right mindset that doesn't mind talking about these ideas.
You know, sex is part of life and everything like that.
And I have a definite idea about it.
But it goes back, excuse me, to the 80s when I was growing up, teenager.
And this was the era of the late night sex advice show on the radio.
And being a young person, of course, I was interested in sex.
And, you know, there were people like Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who was probably well known to people, but she was on TV and things.
We didn't get those programs in this area.
But there were similar programs.
And of course, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a Jew.
But the show that I was listening to in high school was get this Phyllis Levy, another Jew.
And I would talk, there was a guy I knew in high school.
And I don't even remember, did he tell me about the show or I told him about the show?
And we would listen to it and it would be funny.
But it was interesting from the standpoint that it would raise concerns that people have or curiosity that people have.
But inevitably, the advice would be wrong.
It was almost you could make a rule just to say, do the opposite of whatever they say.
That would be the right thing and the moral thing for you.
So my original idea was like, you know, well, we should talk about sex is because I want to oppose the very spirit of those types of things.
And it always made me wonder, especially later as my political ideas developed, why couldn't we have a show like from our point of view like this?
So, you know, a show like this, really, we could probably just do the next 10 full house shows on this topic because there'd be a lot, a lot of things to cover.
And this is just kind of sharing some main ideas and addressing some primary concerns or primary motivations.
But part of this, too, is I don't want it to be lewd, you know, because that was another thing.
They would talk about things on these sex shows and maybe it would be interesting and even helpful, but then it would inevitably go bad.
And you just couldn't help but think that that was the whole purpose.
Maybe some of you guys are old enough to remember Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Lipinski, you know, another Jew.
It's always these Jews are in it.
But I was already, that was kind of, I was already at a later state of development, though I did occasionally catch that show.
But I was already married by that time.
I was already had children at that time.
So that was like 1995 when that show was going.
There's a problem with those shows, Sam, like maybe they would, just like you see so often in Hollywood, it starts off like a good story and everything pretty wholesome and then it deviates into bizarre, disgusting fetishes or the guy who's got something stuck up his ass or the woman who wants this, that, and the other thing.
And that becomes the lurid attraction.
Yeah, you know, you'd get somebody phoning in with some kind of legitimate concern, maybe, or they're, oh, my boyfriend, he likes to look at porn and he does drugs once in a while.
And then it would be the wrong advice.
It would be the totally wrong advice.
You'd be screaming at the radio, like, get away from that creep, you know?
But anyways, and also going along with your own concerns, I, you know, I have no desire to embarrass my wife or to tell any kind of very specific things about her, features about her, or anything like that.
I'm going to say things in a generic way.
My perspective is coming from I've been married over half of my lifetime.
So I'm offering my experiences and some things that I've seen work and not work and my experience of talking to people.
But at the same time, realizing, you know, there's different things.
Some people, maybe you yourself are a little bit like this coach that maybe you don't really want to talk about sex.
You know, you don't, it's not something you feel like talking about or want to talk about.
And there are people that, you know, their sex life, it's between the husband and the wife.
And it's how they want it.
And it's not for you to say that it's better or worse or could be better or anything, even based on their own, you know, complaints or comments.
You know, it is something deeply personal.
I recognize that.
I appreciate that.
And I hope that whatever I say, you know, comes across respecting that.
And the other thing is we can make some definite observations about women, but I know that for many women or most women, that's like dragging your nails across a chalkboard that they, you know, as though all women are the same or something like that.
I realize they are not all the same.
And I definitely want to put that out there.
Believe me, I get all that.
So that's kind of the background starting with this.
But there are several things that I've heard through the years over and over again from men and women, from friends or things repeated firsthand, secondhand, that I think it would be very valuable to address.
And even somebody that is doing this pretty good and feels pretty good about it, maybe I could offer some good advice, you know, and if you think it sucks, then just forget about it.
But so you want to go for that now, Sam, and we'll riff off of it?
Or do you want to?
Yeah, I'll start.
And definitely, you know, I wrote eight pages, eight pages, front and back of yellow legal paper on this.
And I certainly do not intend to read every word that I wrote.
Just, you know, it's just kind of a stream of consciousness.
But if you got people paying for this episode, I think you should read it all.
Well, we do not have a time limit.
And even though I get up very early to go to work, I don't mind staying up.
You know that we've gone very late on some of these things.
So no problem there.
But there are a couple of things that I have heard directly from people's mouth and secondhand and have heard it repeated just in society that absolutely make my blood run cold.
One of them is this statement.
I'm no longer attracted to my wife or girlfriend.
Or in the case of a woman, I'm no longer attracted to my husband.
That makes my blood run cold.
And the other one is that, and this is coming from women, that they never have an orgasm from just regular intercourse.
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