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It's springtime in Appalachia, even if it feels more like summer, and the mowers have been gassed up and fired up.
The chicks and ducklings are growing up fast with no additional casualties.
The seedlings are nearing their transplant dates.
New fruit trees are settling in, and the eastern redbuds in this part of the country, at least, are ostentatiously showing off their purple fuzzies.
The kids are kicking ass in school and sports and not even bothering to take names.
And if you haven't checked recently, cryptocurrencies are even springing back to life too.
When you focus on things that are within your control and a little less on the infuriating things outside it, life can almost seem manageable.
That's not at all to say you should check out completely and abandon the broader stripe fight, but just a friendly reminder to stop and smell the daffodils every once in a while and always prioritize the home front.
This week, we will talk all about that dad essentials, plus welcome a self-proclaimed top 1% cryptocurrency expert in the world.
Emphasis on the self-proclaimed.
We'll see about that.
To add just a little bit of value and entertainment to your lives.
so mr producer hit it
welcome everyone to full house the world's healthiest show for white fathers aspiring ones and the whole biofam It is episode 156, and I am your tanned, sweaty, and grass-clipping encrusted host, Coach Finstock, back in the house studio this week for another one, two hours we'll see of hopefully good work.
Before we meet the birth panel this week, though, big thanks to two anonymous donors and one very generous one who lifted our sails vigorously.
And we got a very kind note addressed specifically to Sam that I wanted to read up here at the top because he deserves it.
Hey, Sam, I just wanted to say how much I appreciate your steadfast and consistent wisdom on the show.
You keep your faith front and center and are a role model in that for me and my family.
I've always been drawn to the aspect of your story that you've never had much material wealth.
I'm not bragging when I say it's not something I can relate to, and it struck me in a way that hasn't sat right.
I'm sure it's part of why you have such strong faith, and I'm also sure the Lord has provided for you as you needed some as you needed despite the challenges.
To that end, I've asked Coach to pass along a little something for you.
I hope it can be a blessing and trust that you'll have or find a use or need for it.
Luke 12, 2020, 22-34.
Our treasure is our people.
So thank you very much to that donor and the kind words so well deserved for Sam.
Yep.
Don't spend it all in one place, Sammy baby.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Beautiful.
If you appreciate us the way that this guy appreciates Sam, please consider checking out givesendgo.com/slash fullhouse or full-house.com and the support us tab.
And with that, let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, if he were a professional wrestler, he would unquestionably be ravishing Rick Roode minus the rude.
Sam, welcome on.
You remember him?
Yeah, I sure do.
Yeah, he died kind of young, like a lot of them do, I think.
Yeah, but yeah, he's he was one of the very early, like really muscular guys that came out, you know, lascivious with his pulsating and gyrating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But uh, yeah, well, I hope everyone had a happy Easter since uh, you know, we were last talking together.
And um, I went out to buy some uh Easter lilies as I like to do.
And I have a place that's kind of a little bit out of the way that I go to, but I've been going there for years.
And I go to the place and it's now a marijuana dispensary.
Yeah.
So I had to go somewhere else, you know.
But and these people that support all this, they always tell me like that this is some kind of uh thing that I should respect or it has some sort of legitimacy.
Then why do they they always got to name it some kind of funny pot slang thing?
You know what I mean?
It's I mean, if you want me to take it seriously, like this is some kind of serious medical thing, then name it appropriately.
But would you want a would you want a pot dispensary operating next door to your house?
No.
Okay.
If it's not good enough for next to your house, why is it good enough for you know downtown anywhere?
Yeah.
Yep.
But it was anyways, it was Easter.
We had a nice Easter.
And because this was one of the probably was the nicest day of the year.
So I got the basketball net out, you know, and some of my kids were over.
So I said, all right, let's play basketball.
And so we played basketball for an hour or so, and which was fine.
But the next day, I was very surprised.
I was so sore from it.
My body was, yeah, even though I work out every day, as you know, I've mentioned before, I do the water roller every day.
And I know that the water roar has had a good effect because people have noticed and said, oh, wow, you're looking more trim or muscles more defined and so forth.
But yeah, I was actually just a little surprised that after jumping around and playing for about an hour or a little more, I was kind of sore the next day.
So anyways, it was a beautiful day and a beautiful family day together.
And so that's all I got on that.
Great stuff, Sam.
Welcome back.
And yeah, different muscle groups.
And you're training for our two-on-two match.
Me and you're going to be versus you and Rolo.
We're going to do it.
I'm waiting.
You know, that's going to happen one day.
Next up, if he were a professional wrestler, I would have to go with Mr. Perfect.
Rolo.
Was that nice enough?
Do you think I was going to say Jake the Snake or something?
No, I thought you were going to do Undertaker King, like something like where there's like, you know, bad mood associated with it.
That's where I thought you were going to go.
Not something mean, but something, you know, topical to the, you know, the way.
Well, you're in good shape and you're kind of Aryan looking.
And I guess so is Mr. Perfect.
So you got also 80s Ultimate Warrior is not a bad one.
All right.
Now you're stretching it.
Now you're pushing it.
What's up with you, Sunday?
Well, you know, still doing the painting.
You know, haven't haven't.
What I did is I got a test easel, you know, and I've just been just painting parallel to my other painting and just got a blank canvas there.
And then just have just kind of a practice space because I'm not ready to continue with what I was actually doing because I want it to be good.
So just in the in the in the meantime, I'm just I'm just practicing until I until I think I can get my vision correct.
Is this therapy for you?
You just want to see something pretty on your wall.
You thinking of selling it or what's the motivation here?
Yeah, selling it.
That is absolutely what I'm planning on doing.
I think I could potentially make money off of it.
Still waiting to see that draft if you sent it to Sam.
I didn't get a copy, so I didn't send it to Sam yet, but I'll send it to you.
Didn't send it to me.
No, I did not.
I will, though.
All right.
Uh, a our possible new number three, not to give him a rank or anything, maybe parachuting in later.
Larry said he just couldn't get enough full house and he wants to come on more regularly.
Uh, but he's got some home stuff going on, so Larry might parachute in.
And that leads us finally to our very special and patient guest.
He's been a full house listener and supporter for a long time.
He is a relatively new father, and he finally summoned the courage to come on and share some of his insights and genius on cryptocurrency, which is absolutely relevant now because it is coming back to life.
But we'll get his take.
So, Heywood, welcome to Full House, brother.
How are you?
Hey, coach.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, Roland.
Thanks for having me.
Good to be here.
Hey, pleasure, buddy.
Yeah.
Thanks for volunteering to do this, adding value for the audience or having them throw all their money down a snake pit never to see it again.
Big shoes to fill for us this week.
Heywood, let's do a bit ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status, please.
Yep.
Ethnicity.
So I'm mostly Anglo-Saxon, English-French.
My wife is mostly French, a little bit of Irish.
Religion, I'm Christian.
Actually, my wife's family is Catholic, and we've been going to Catholic Mass.
So I've been enjoying that recently, but no, no, you know, denomination or anything like that.
And I am a father with another on the way.
Congratulations, man.
Very good.
How's the spacing?
Were they back to back or more normal two, three years, that sort of deal?
It's pretty quick.
We'll be two under two.
We're not spring chickens, but we're still looking to pop out a few more.
So we'll see where we go.
Hell yeah, brother.
Good stuff.
We haven't done this in a while, but just briefly, what's your red pill story?
How'd you end up listening to Full House or coming to your views?
I have a kind of meandering path here.
So high school, I was pretty liberal.
Ended up not working out with college too well.
So got a job pretty early.
And ended up.
So I voted for Obama.
Obamacare really just screwed me financially.
So that was kind of my first awakening.
And then moved Libertarian, got into gold and silver.
And that's ultimately what led me to Bitcoin and crypto.
So that was pretty cool.
But kind of skipped over that fairly quickly and then wound up in Normie Conville for a bit.
And then just got tired of nothing ever happening, nothing ever working out the way anyone planned, despite having power or not having power.
So looked for other solutions and ended up coming across TRS somehow and then kind of found Full House from there and the rest is history.
There you go, brother.
Thank you for that.
And on the crypto front, let's put myself in the shoes of the audience.
And, you know, for your purposes here, assume that everybody knows it exists, maybe has a little bit of Bitcoin here or there, probably checked out for a while and just saw that prices were in the dumps and hopefully held.
And it is starting to come back to life.
But could you give us a big picture analysis of the market where it is today?
And of course, whether you are bullish and think it's gearing up for another big run.
Yeah, I've been around long enough to really kind of be a permable until something very big changes.
So, you know, hostile government actions, not the regulation we're getting, but overt bannings by major powers would be a worrisome event.
It wouldn't necessarily impact crypto.
But yeah, things are looking good.
I honestly don't, I don't trek prices that often.
I kind of buy and forget for the most part.
Don't really sell.
That's one of my big lessons being around so long.
Every bit I sold along the way just hurts today.
But as I looked at it before coming on, I noticed we're down a little bit.
And I've been a little cautious about that.
So we might fall a little bit further.
But I think this is a good accumulating opportunity.
I've been placing, so I buy every month, you know, every averaging.
Yeah.
But I've also been adding on top of that in the last month and a half, two months or so.
All right.
And what do you attribute to the, I mean, you know, Bitcoin was up almost 70,000.
You know, it was certainly in the 60s at its peak.
And it's been painful for almost a year now.
Why that big drop?
And why do you think that that, you know, that winter is mostly over?
We shake out a lot of really bad actors.
And that's kind of the good thing about crypto is it tends to, it's all, you know, public ledgers, you can, you can see where the money is, even if you don't know who who has it necessarily.
So it just tends to shake out bad actors very quickly.
People doing any sort of, you know, leverage can get blown up.
And that happened a few times in 2022.
So several different companies, different ways, obviously FTX, Bankman, whatever, Bankman fraud.
But yeah, a few other companies blew up.
And that has really kind of shaken out the worst of it.
I think it's also there's a whole cyclical theory about every four years, there's what they call a halvening, the amount of new Bitcoin coming into existence gets halved.
So generally one to two years after that, the price tends to spike and hit a local high.
So we're coming into that timing and that tends to be the beginning of a bull market.
Okay.
And bottom line up front here, and I'll do the disclaimer for you, you know, big lawyers here, you know, you're obviously not giving personalized financial advice.
You are not a financial advisor, et cetera.
But is it fair to say that for all of our audience listening, except for the hostels, that you strongly recommend guys still get in there and do those regular buys?
And if so, should they just focus on Bitcoin?
I know that you personally are a fan of at least a couple others other than Bitcoin.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny.
As I get this question, obviously, like the safe play is never put in more than you can afford to lose and only, you know, and try to dollar cost average over time to get the best prices.
And again, like just looking back over my history, had I just maxed out credit cards at any point, it would have almost certainly worked out in hindsight.
I'm not advocating for that at all.
I'm very strong on it because it represents basically like a digital form of cash or gold.
Take your pick.
So like cash gold, which is pretty cool.
And it's, you know, unlike a central bank digital currency, it is not controlled by, you know, any given party.
So yeah, I like Bitcoin.
I like Ethereum.
I've actually been thinking about consolidating away from other things into Bitcoin Ethereum right now.
There's a lot of, you know, Ethereum has tended to outperform Bitcoin too historically.
So there's that to be said for it.
But I like a lot of others, honestly.
Polkadot, Solana.
There's probably a dozen more that I own.
But like I said, I'm debating whether or not I'll get out of those.
Fair enough.
One of the, you know, again, here at the top, one of the big things I've seen guys say that crypto, of course, you've seen this too, that crypto is a scam and everything's on the ledger, on the blockchain.
You can see the transactions.
They can seize it.
Well, not technically if you have it off of an exchange.
But, you know, let's be clear here.
And I'm taking you for your word that you are a serious expert on this stuff.
You're not concerned about government.
You know, let's say the US government comes in and says, no, this is a threat to national security.
God knows they're doing that with Discord and Telegram and all the rest of it.
You're not worried that they might come in one day and just absolutely decimate the market, even if they can't seize everyone's Bitcoins, but seriously crash that price.
I mean, yeah, so they can just put news out, right?
And crash it that way, right?
We're going to ban Bitcoin.
Okay.
So they do that.
Nothing changes on the network.
They can't do anything to alter that.
So while you might have people selling because of that, you would have the same functionality.
So they can't stop the underlying protocol.
Okay.
And that's a perfect segue to the question that I mentioned before we went to recording, which is I never actually, we had Bitcoin Carl on over a year ago to give, you know, he is a Bitcoin bull permable.
And it's probably my fault.
I never asked the question properly, but how it actually works in terms of the operation under the hood.
You know, I understand wallets and that, you know, Satoshi came up with the theory and the white paper and the code, but what is actually operating there to keep Bitcoin and other, we'll just focus on Bitcoin.
You know, the computers running all the math, they have to go to this Bitcoin foundation and that is inviolable.
It's sacrosanct.
And if you mess with it, you fork.
But just that real core operation of Bitcoin, for example, if you could, please.
Yeah, so the foundation just really owns a domain name and a GitHub repository.
And so what that means is they can, they put out this code that says this is Bitcoin, but anyone could create any arbitrary code and say this is Bitcoin.
And if everyone who is currently mining Bitcoin said, yeah, we agree with that and started running that code, then that would be Bitcoin.
And so that's the idea of consensus on this network.
So at the end of the day, it's just a protocol.
So there are different versions of it.
You can run older versions.
And the problems you get into, like you mentioned around forking, are when you have a newer version that's not backwards compatible.
And that can cause problems.
So then everyone has to update.
And so the foundation coordinates a lot of those types of activities to keep the network running from a security perspective.
So any sorts of major code fixes, they can recommend.
But ultimately, at the end of the day, everyone running the software agrees to run the software.
And so you can have multiple versions of Bitcoin running.
And you have, as an example, Bitcoin Silver and Bitcoin Classic.
And these are all forked versions of at one point, what was the same protocol.
Okay.
And that foundation, are those anons?
That seems like a, is there a chairman of the Bitcoin Foundation who's overseeing everything like a benevolent overlord, you know, or how does that personal?
Yeah.
Roll uses new Bitcoin and Diet Bitcoin.
Yeah.
We, we, we like Coke Classic here.
Yep.
To be honest, they don't really affect too much of the, you know, day-to-day operation of Bitcoin.
That that lies mostly with the miners.
So it's kind of like an elected political body that makes recommendations.
And most people agree that so most of them are public figures.
So most people agree that these are very smart people and they'll debate ideas with them.
But at the end of the day, they're moving forward and they've kind of been entrusted with it.
And I think there's an election process, but I haven't followed them too closely, if I'm being honest.
Fair enough.
And it seems like with all the news with FTX, a little drama with Binance, with Tether, all these sort of tangential operations around crypto, the servers, the exchanges.
For most people, is Coinbase the new or still gold standard for where to buy and sell?
Yeah, but I've been a Coinbase customer since 2014.
I got in to crypto pretty early and they've never done wrong by me.
As long as you're not sending stuff to darknet markets or at least not stupid about it, they don't really care or can't do anything.
So I've never had any issues.
I think it's fine.
You know, they may take a premium, but the price you're paying there is for the security.
And I think that from a trust perspective, they've really earned it.
Yeah, fair enough.
From what I've seen of their CEO, Brian Armstrong, I think is his name looks like an Aryan man.
And I think he's been a truth teller on Twitter as well.
One of the things I would recommend not assuming most people in crypto are anything but lefties, but yeah.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yep.
I'm a softy for Brian Armstrong, I guess.
Brian, are you out there?
Hear me, fam.
You mentioned that you are a fan of staking, which I can understand.
You get sort of dividends on your crypto, but isn't that a little bit risky because you're tying it up with somebody else holding your coins?
Or can you stake even while keeping it on your own personal wallet?
Yeah, it's a great question.
So for the most part, every protocol has on-chain staking.
So you can do it directly from your own wallet.
That's how I do it.
So I'm not worried about the price at all.
If I'm going to hold anyway, I might as well be increasing the number of tokens over time.
And so it's like free, free tokens as far as I'm concerned because it would just be sitting in a wallet, not doing anything.
And taxes on crypto are a total maddening thing for me because you don't get a nice form from Coinbase.
I didn't sell anything last year.
So I don't think there was anything for me to dig into.
But for people who are buying and selling, do you have, it was like $60 or $70 to get some boutique service that will give you your crypto records.
For most people, what the hell do they have to worry about with taxes on receiving, buying, and selling?
Yeah, I highly recommend a service like TaxBit.
I'm not advocating for them specifically, but something that will allow you to import your data.
Uh, have used that in the past but um anymore, these days, i'm not i'm not uh filing taxes because i'm not incurring any uh gains, because i'm just never selling.
But uh um yes, pay your taxes.
Um, as shitty as it is, as shitty as it is, like it's just, you know um, especially because you know if you really believe that crypto has a long-term future.
We're talking, you know, hundreds of percent return, um 30 paying, 30 off.
The top sucks, but who cares?
And that would be a long or that would be a short-term capital gain or or income, right?
So so, if you uh buy crypto, you don't have to worry about paying any taxes.
You're just like purchasing something.
The tax implications are when you sell, but then also when you like, convert them to something else, or when you receive it.
Are those taxable events um?
So again yeah, not a tax attorney, not yet, but fair enough um I, i've done, i've done so much of this.
You know the.
The answer from not a lawyer is, um uh, receiving it depends on where you're receiving it from.
So, if i'm sending it to my own wallet no, that's not anything.
That's like moving it from a checking account to a savings account.
Um, but uh yes, when you it's, it's when you sell um, and that includes uh so like, if you're staking and you sell what you earn from staking um, but as far as just receiving uh tokens, you would, you would create a new cost basis for that.
So um uh, you have to basically market as, as you have to know the price you you receive it so that if you do sell it you you can calculate the difference and and know.
But um yeah, fair enough, thank you for that.
Um, you're an Ethereum fan and I have a similar crypto crazy buddy or crypto genius whatever, who hates Ethereum.
He doesn't like Vitali Patiompkin, whatever his last name is.
He says that you know, Ethereum can be inflated.
You know uh, Vitali can create new Ethereum tokens, but it has had that nice price record.
Uh, why are you an Ethereum fan instead of just, you know bitcoin CARL bitcoin bitcoin stack stack, stack.
Yep um, I think they both have their place and I think um, so a great analogy is, uh, and they've probably heard this, but you know, bitcoin is like uh, gold and Ethereum is like oil.
Um Ethereum, unlocking smart contracts and and distribute applications, is absolutely huge.
Um it, you could actually run bitcoin on Ethereum um, which is pretty hilarious but uh, that said he, they're right.
You know, there is no inflation cap.
There's no, you know you you, you could um, since there's a hard cap on bitcoin you, you know exactly how many tokens there There will be.
And that has a certain appeal for what Bitcoin is trying to do.
And I think that they're just really two different things.
Fair enough.
And, you know, you mentioned a couple of the smaller coins there.
Those remain far more speculative, but you believe that some of those Solanas, I don't know, God, what was the Litecoin was big back in the day.
Again, that the smaller ones that you have confidence in going forward.
Yeah, I'll give you the secret sauce of my framework.
And it's shockingly simple.
It's good ideas tend to do well in the long term here.
So if there's a need for it and if it's valuable, it'll succeed.
Now, bad ideas also can do well in the short term.
But I think that generally in this space, a track record of stability and improvement over time and just like no catastrophic mistakes or the ability to recover from them.
Ethereum has had some, Bitcoin has had some.
Solana most recently comes to mind where they have a lot of network instability.
But if they handle it and they come through it, that'll be really big tell four to eight years from now.
And that's really the timelines that I start to look at here.
I'm not thinking about this year.
I'm thinking about a decade or what'll happen in my children's lifetimes.
Fair enough.
And for the audience's benefit, I want you guys all to know that I'm doing my damn best to speak right into the microphone.
Everybody's busting my chops for being the host and the quietest guy in the show.
We could blame Rolo.
Rolo blames Telegram.
But truth be told, it's probably me having a little bit of bad mic discipline legacy incidences.
You know, we're not going to go on too long with crypto here.
Definitely give, you know, I assume that Sam is not big in the crypto space, but I could probably more savvy.
But for you, Haywood, has there been any real growth in usability of crypto more like a traditional currency?
You know, of course, you can go to maybe like a dissident bookstore and sell with or buy with Bitcoin, et cetera, but it's a little bit clunky.
There's those transaction fees.
Has there been any progress in the past year or so toward it operating more as a currency and less as a wish for the stars investment for white nationalists to get wealthy one day?
Oh, that's a great question.
You know, I have to look back again.
I started 2013, 2014 in the space and everything was command line wallets.
You had nothing on a phone.
We've come such a long way since then, but I agree it's still, as you said, still clunky.
And honestly, that's kind of the trillion dollar question is how do you do that?
And there's all kinds of ways that people are approaching it.
And that's people from new networks and protocols to big banks and central banks and governments.
And finding that mix of user experience and security is we've always aired on the user experience side.
I think part of the way that crypto just works is there's some trade-off that you have to give on that.
And with a little bit of education, you can kind of get over that hump.
And I think we're getting tighter cycles there on how quickly you can take someone from never having interacted to crypto.
And then the long-term vision for most people in the space is how do we abstract away crypto entirely so people don't even know they're using it and it just happens kind of in the background.
And so that'll be really interesting if we can get there.
And the conventional wisdom, as I understand it, as I've heard, is don't keep your coins on an exchange.
They can be stolen.
They can shut down your account.
Keep them on your own personal wallet.
Is that still mostly valid?
And if so, what?
I don't know how many people have to lose, how many hundreds of millions of dollars for people to understand.
Don't keep your coins on exchange.
Buying a ledger wallet is a steep price if you don't have several thousand dollars of crypto.
But I highly recommend it if you do.
And if you don't, you can use MetaMask and store, write down on a piece of paper your private key and put it in a safe or just keep it out of sight.
And you can store it that way.
And you don't have to be a super nerd to be able to write down 12 words to access a wallet.
But you absolutely have to for your own safety because, yeah, and that includes Coinbase.
Like I said, I have a high degree of trust.
I'll keep some money there for trading, but anything that I'm not trading actively has to be off an exchange.
Very good.
And it looks like in terms of Bitcoin, at least I saw that the amount of off-chain Bitcoin or I guess personally stored Bitcoin not on exchanges is at record highs, which is a good sign.
People are just holding and just hoarding it.
It's a good sign for price too, right?
If it's not moving, there's less liquidity.
So that's good.
I didn't know that, but I mean, it makes sense.
Yep.
I saw that recently.
Yeah.
You think he's selling snake oil, Sam, or are you buying what he's selling?
No, no, it's good.
I agree with a lot of it.
I do have an account on Coinbase.
I am interested in this thing about moving it off of the, what do you call it, the exchange.
So maybe you could give that information or we could put it in the show notes or something.
You mentioned a name of something where you could get a ledger wallet.
A ledger wallet.
Yeah.
It's like a hard, a USB hard hardware wallet.
You plug it in.
There's an app.
It's great.
It's pretty easy to set up and use.
Yeah, I can send some stuff your way, Sam, for sure.
And this is free, or there's something you were saying you had to pay for that was.
Yeah, the ledger is free.
If you don't want to pay for anything, I can also send some stuff on a good wallet.
That's MetaMask, is what I recommend there.
Yeah.
That's the one.
So let's get that information.
I'd be interested in that.
Yeah.
And Ledger is not free, Sam.
You have to buy it.
It's like a little USB drive.
Coach, I want to address the snake oil comment real quick because I get it all the time.
No, I hate, I hate people in this space.
I hate so many people.
There are people who are experts, self-proclaimed, and who purport to know so much.
And then they say something like, oh, Bitcoin's anonymous.
And as soon as I hear that from anyone, I'm like, you don't know anything that you're talking about.
And it's like the first thing.
It's never been anonymous.
That's a lie.
It got propagated through these dummies.
And there's so many of those people.
And I just can't stand them.
It's not anonymous.
It's pseudonymous.
You have a your name is obfuscated through this address, but if your name is tied to that address, you are no longer anonymous.
They know that it's your address.
So there you go.
I'll be impressed when I can have a Bitcoin address called Kike Slammer88.
You could make that on the Ethereum naming service.
You could do that.
You could do kikeslammer1488.ens.
Yep.
We could set you up with that if you want, coach.
Arian Stallion 1488 rollover.
No, it's unchained 1488, coach.
We still got to get him on here.
But it's true.
There remains a lot of ignorance or naivete about all this because I have occasion to deal with people that are, you know, professional people that have money, that have been around a long time and stuff.
And they're completely ignorant about what it is.
And so I have a little bit in there.
I got in some years ago, just like all of you.
And I don't have a fortune in there or anything like that, but there's something in there anyways.
And even these people with money, they don't know about it.
So my point is, I think we are at the beginning of all of this and not in the middle or at the end, certainly, or anything like that.
And by saying that I am trying to say this is something good to get into because there's a lot of growth.
There are a lot of people with money yet to get into it.
And institutions.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very, still very early.
Yep.
It doesn't feel that way because you've been hearing about it for so long, but the number of people who are still actually doing anything is very small.
It's small.
And the more people that get into it, as this thing is going to set in and people are going to get into this, and that will only be good for those of us who are in it now.
Amen.
Rolo, throw Haywood a curveball or a fastball if you prefer.
Or are you just going to sit there and do nothing like usual?
How are you, Haywood?
Haywood sounds white-pilled, not black-billed.
Oh, yeah, I'm eternally white-pilled.
Never Black-billed.
I'm having kids.
Like, I got the future here.
Like, we're good.
All right.
I got one more crypto.
Rolo just wasting opportunities, as is his want.
Put me on the spot.
I didn't chime in because I had an hour.
You've had half an hour to listen to this.
I've had half an hour for this guy to cover everything that he knows what to cover.
He's got all the bases.
God, he's got it to a T. What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say to him?
I've been doing this a decade if I just mentioned it.
Hey there, smart guy.
What do you do if someone takes out a Bitcoin donation that's $1 over taxes, huh?
What then?
I got a dozen questions in chicken scratch here that I've been thinking while running the show.
And you've been sitting there playing Magic the Gathering and not taking advantage of having a top 1% crypto expert on the show right now.
Shame on you, Rolo.
That's what you're for.
Why should I do your job?
Come on.
Heywood, for the people who, seamless, seamless transition here, for the people who are, they just don't have the time or the patience to go through with the actual work of getting a wallet or signing up for Coinbase.
They could buy MicroStrategy or Grayscale Bitcoin Trust in their brokerage accounts, these legacy dinosaurs, you know, their IRAs, et cetera.
What do you think about using some of those options as a proxy for Bitcoin price?
So can I say the N-word?
Yes.
Okay.
As long as it's not Neptune.
So don't be a nigger.
Sign up for Coinbase.
Like it doesn't take very much.
It takes so little effort compared to what it used to to just buy some.
And setting up a wallet, again, you install a piece of software, browser extension, an app on your phone, write down some words, and you're rolling.
There you go.
So not a fan of micro strategy or grayscale business.
No, no, I'd rather own the real thing.
It's why I don't buy like e-gold or shares of gold, ETFs, or any of that garbage.
When I was a gold bug libertarian, I got very, a hefty appreciation for the tangible asset itself.
And that's honestly why I like crypto.
It's the digital version of tangibility, if that ever makes any sense.
Fair enough, brother.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Let's segue there.
You earned it.
Let's go from the sordid digital realm into the real earthy grounds of springtime in America.
Let's be honest.
I mean, come on, winter's over.
It's been like 80 degrees here.
But before we do that, Hey, would your favorite childhood memory?
First one that comes to mind.
Oh, so it's one of my earliest memories.
Just I was waiting with my dad at the bus stop to go to my grandmother's house.
And that was it.
Just a good day.
That was, yeah, I was maybe three.
Does this mean that you were raised in an urban environment or you came from poverty that you're sitting there at the bus stop to go to grandma's house?
No, no, it's a little bit of both.
But by the time I was a conscious human, we were in neither.
So we had gone out to the suburbs and my parents are doing pretty okay.
Catching a bust at grandma's house.
I like it sitting with your old man.
I'm a softy and a sucker for those simple memories that for whatever reason stand out and like just leap to the front of your memory.
Like for me, it's just playing basketball on a cloudy day at a vacant parking lot at an elementary school near my house.
Anyway, all right, let's get into a little bit of spring stuff and free forum and I'll try to shut up a little bit more.
But Heywood, you're doing any gardening, homesteading, or are you a poor suburban peasant subject to the HOA restrictions?
Yeah, so we am currently living in an HOA, but I also have a farm.
It's a weird, it's a weird situation.
See, crypto is good to a man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm doing rabbits.
We just put up a bunch of beans, tomatoes, that kind of stuff.
So some gardening.
We killed everything last year.
So this will be our, hopefully our first year.
We get to actually eat some of some of what we grow.
But yeah, a little bit getting into it.
Yeah.
Nice.
Now, so are you doing that at the farm?
You're doing both?
Do you want to escape suburbia and get out to live on that farm one day?
This is a family farm.
I want to buy another farm and do the escape, but we're very picky about it and not moving anything yet.
Fair enough.
Sam, have you set up grow lights in your awesome basement to get those tomato seedlings started?
Because it crossed my mind today.
I was like, man, you got that really cool basement.
You could get some seeds set up there for your kind of weather and then pop them out there.
But anything in there, big guy, yet I'm afraid to hear the answer.
No, I know my wife, she does have some of the little cartons with some things in there, but no, and we've been trying to get to that, but you know, there's snow on the way.
We're going to have a snowstorm.
I mean, I think we got a little time yet, but I appreciate the question.
And I think that's great to do it.
And we're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
Holding you to your word.
Rolo, what's going on with the goats at least or on the domestic home front there?
Well, just starting to get everything ready to plant it.
You know what I did?
I mowed some grass the other day.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
I can only get so excited.
Push mower.
Is it self-propelled?
No, it's a tractor.
Oh, big boy hours.
All right.
Did it feel like a million bucks?
Were you smiling?
Did you feel like a million bucks?
Yeah.
Of course I was.
Come on.
I was mowing.
I was mowing some grass.
It was unfortunate because some of it was still a bit soft under the trees.
So some parts got a little muddy, but whatever.
It looks much better and it smells nice.
That's the best part.
It smells when you cut it.
Smells like victory cut grass.
Yeah.
I went.
So this winter, I actually did the bit where I started my wonderful Cup Cadet 54-inch deck a couple times to keep that battery fresh and go figure.
This is the spring when I think the battery is dead because it's just not starting.
So I am being a little bit niggardly, if that's an appropriate use of the word.
And I'm just jumping it until I actually go.
I don't know if AutoZone or whatever will have lawnmower batteries, but I got to replace the battery on my puppy first sort of unexpected maintenance I have to do on that.
Somebody had that cute little video of the guy's driving a tractor and he's dragging all of these line of lawnmowers, like a like a pyramid kind of, you know, like flying V. Yeah, like water skiers made me think of, you know.
But that's this coach sees that.
He's going to love that.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, I posted that.
That was totally that was catnipping.
But I, yeah, I, and yeah, I want to share for the audience, you know, Hans came on a couple episodes ago to say, no, ducks are, ducks are great.
Don't let people say that their jerks are too messy.
And I watched the Australian prepper who got rid of all his ducks.
He was like, they're expensive.
They rape the hens.
They stink.
They're loud.
10 reasons why he got rid of his ducks.
But we did, you know, we had the original.
We got nine chicks and the one froze to death.
My bad for not having the chicken wire over.
But we added to the flock.
We got nine more.
We did two of each.
We got these fat ass Cornish crosses that can barely walk around.
They're supposed to be the meatbirds, which is going to be a real test of my amateur homesteading abilities, whether I can actually break their necks and butcher them.
But the ducks have been awesome.
Totally, total family favorite.
We set up a little inflatable kiddie pool that we had left over from when the kids were really small.
And they're friendly.
They're cute.
They waddle around and you just put them in the baby pool and they act like they're, you know, in hog heaven, essentially.
So we're very pleased with ducks so far.
And it's been really interesting having the more grown-up pullets, I guess they are.
They're like prepubescent or teenage chickens interacting with the younger ones.
And the roosters are already starting to become assholes, frankly, and like going around and pecking at the ducks and the rest of them.
So I'm already starting to see that I'm going to have to cull my rooster holdings.
And the other thing I wanted to bring up is that I am ashamed to say that we have some carpenter bee cucks in the audience and in the clubhouse, et cetera, because I remember as a kid, my old man, he wouldn't go around like me and swat carpenter bees with a tennis racket, but he would always be maddened by the carpenter bees eating at the trim of the house, you know, that wood trim sort of under the roof line.
I remember hating carpenter bees for that reason because my old man did.
And this time of year, there's just carpenter bees everywhere going around to find their legacy holes.
And I've heard guys say, leave the carpenter bees alone.
They eat real slow.
Or, oh, just put up a carpenter bee trap as if that is more humane than my one-man Holocaust instant death via the tennis racket.
They never sneak through the wires, by the way.
But that's what I'm doing.
When I see them, they can go be a carpenter bee somewhere else.
I'm not going to let them eat the wood out of some sympathy because they attack other insects and things like that.
Sam Rollo Haywood, carpenter bee issues, and am I justified in going around and assassinating them one by one?
Oh, I absolutely exterminate anything like that that I find around my house.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yep, I've been going for with wasps with the rabbits for the last three days.
So yeah, kill them all.
All right.
Rollo, you big softy.
When you were talking about carpenter bees, I was like, wow, this guy's crazy.
He just sees anything with wings.
He has to kill it.
But I was confusing them with mason bees, which are actually good for your garden.
They're good for your garden.
As far as I know, they don't sting.
They're not aggressive.
They eat other bugs and they are really good pollinators.
And that, so I was confused.
I thought you were like saying like, these things fly around.
And even though they might be beneficial to my garden, I'm just going to kill them.
Hell no.
I'm a man, not a savage.
Yeah, no, no, I made damn sure I'm not just going around randomly swatting bumblebees like a sadist.
No, these things, you can see the holes in the wood where their previous generations have chewed in there.
And once they get in there, they're noisy.
And now I do have the spray.
You know, I could go, and I have gone and sprayed those holes.
You just get it in any store.
It's like carpenter bee spray.
And in theory, that goes in there and kills them.
But when I'm out there on a sunny day, I'll have like a dozen things to do from the lawn to the seedlings to the watering to the trees to whatever.
And if I see those fat effers buzzing around my shed or my house, I'm grabbing the tennis racket.
And I don't care how ridiculous I look.
I really, you know, just twist myself into contortions.
Sam talking about being sore after basketball.
I'm kind of sore after my man-made tennis game.
But I'm just whacking them because they go in there and they eat the wood.
I guess they won't go into pressure-treated wood, but it's no good, fam.
You got to go get them.
Which brings me to the next segment.
Haywood has no idea what's coming.
He better be a quick thinker.
But I wanted to talk about things that you can never have too many of as a father or as a white man for Rolo's benefit.
Just stuff that you're never like, oh man, I wish I had bought less of that.
I'll kick it off or collected less of that.
And I'm kicking it off with my classic, and that's plastic bags, the one that my wife ribbed me about so mercilessly when she told me to like get rid of them.
And I was like, okay, honey, I'll get rid of them.
And I just squirreled them away in a giant trash can, you know, for the plastic bag apocalypse when one day Big Brother was going to tax them all or ban them all.
I can't tell you how many times I've used just one of those cheap grocery store plastic bags to clean up dog puke when I didn't have paper towels to throw a million seed packets in.
It's mostly cleanup stuff.
I use them to stuff the five gallon water jugs that I fill up on the side of the road with the spring water that I still have not tested for health, but I see people at all the time.
So I figure if the locals are drinking, that's good enough for me.
I'm maintaining, I'm holding.
I'm not necessarily stacking on plastic bags because it's got a little bit crazy and I'm trying to remain married.
But I think any man worth his salt should have at least 1,000 plastic bags scrolled away.
And I still have the box of plastic bags that Smasher sent me as a gag.
So I'm long plastic bags.
I'm stacking and I'm holding.
I'm not getting any staking rewards yet, but that comes later.
We'll give Haywood the benefit of doubt and give him some time to think.
Sam, as a dad, those items that you just, you know, you can never have too many.
Well, yeah, but not spending too much time thinking about it.
I inherited a gigantic pile of cinder blocks.
Good one.
Good one.
Yeah, which at the time I thought like, oh man, how do, you know, they're taking up so much space.
How do we just get rid of these?
But I thought you tie a bunch of notes to each one and then you throw them through someone's window.
It's just efficient mail, don't you?
Rolo, you know the times we live in.
Don't joke about throwing cinder blocks.
You would have to, you would have to be like a shotbook guy spinning around on your heel to get up enough momentum to throw one of these things more than about five feet.
They're so heavy.
But yeah, I hung on to them and they sure have come in handy if you want to build a little something or I use them as counterweights like on my basketball net.
I've built a couple little walls or structures where I needed them and I still have quite a few of them left, but they are, I don't know how much they are, but they would certainly be a pain in the ass to have to like go get.
And so I've used them numerous times.
Amen.
Sam, that's music to my ears.
The property that we got here came preloaded with tons of cinder blocks.
And what am I going to do?
And we've used them as a border.
I still have not.
Maybe this is the year, I'll save my next item, but you can fill them up with soil with garden soil.
Yeah.
Possibly put little wildflowers in there.
I've used them for that.
I used them to make raised beds where we be because of the guests, the wonderful guests we've had on the show for our garden shows through the last few years.
And we have obtained a couple different containers.
And every year we put out, whether it's a few of them have flowers or a few of them, things we grow, which we can eat, like lettuce.
We grew four different types of lettuce, basil, a couple other things here and there, little things, but those are some of the main things.
I mean, so I use these cinder blocks to put them on, you know, just to get things up off the ground and stuff.
And so hell yeah, good stuff, Sam.
Now, I'm going to go to Haywood next because God knows Rolo had half an hour to think of a crypto question for Haywood and putting up with a single one.
Let's give our Mr. Perfect Slow Producer a little time to think.
Haywood, young, or what you might not be young, but you've got young kids.
Now, don't say diapers or wipes.
Well, I'll stop there.
What do you got, Haywood?
So I've been doing a lot of improvements around the house and just like building stuff.
So mine's barely kid related, if that.
So I like having a lot of just like decking screws.
I don't think you can ever, I've been through so many hundreds of those in the last several months.
I can't even imagine.
You just got a bucket right there.
Several buckets.
Yeah.
Another one, I actually got this one from my father-in-law, the zip ties, various sizes and strikes, but you never don't need one.
And when you do, like, if you don't have it, you're screwed.
So, yeah.
Zip ties were on my list, big guy.
I use them for the soccer net always comes on board and needs to be like, you know, that thing.
Well, just a variety of fasteners having on hand, you know, long ones, wood screws, metal screws, some really small ones, some bolts with nuts.
Yeah, that's, that's a one to keep on your list for sure.
Haywood hex or Phillips head screws.
When I was a complete retard, I was like, what is this?
Like torso.
Yeah, torques recess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like I like the hex, um, but uh I hate the bits.
They always always die.
So uh I don't care.
I'll use whatever.
Smasher once told me, yeah, hex is for real men.
Phillips head is for little babies.
And there's, you know, of course, on simple, simpler stuff, the Phillips will.
You're saying hex are, are you talking about a hex drive or you're talking about the shape of the head?
Just the shape of the head of the screws itself with the six notches instead of the four.
And okay, so the so the recess, the drive itself.
Yeah, the drive.
Yeah.
Do you want the star of David or do you want the symbol our Lord and Savior?
I mean, come on.
Hey, Rolo, finally.
All right.
Good point, though.
Yeah, but no, Smasher explained that it was actually the six edges or the six corners give you better grip.
You're less likely to thread a hex screw than a Phillips head.
So yet, yet again, Jews, Jews win.
I'll stop there.
Rolo, what do you got?
What are you always fumbling about saying, dang it?
I wish I bought more of this.
Oh, see, and you skipped me, and I had one that you wanted to hear too.
And it's jars of peanut butter.
Oh, my God.
It's like we're synced up like women on the same cycle, gentlemen.
I'm so happy.
I'm so impressed.
All right.
Go on, peanut butter, Rolo.
What brands and what volumes?
See, I get the skippy natural because it's basically just food instead of like a manifesto of chemicals.
There's our nutrition.
A lot of extra sugar.
No, not even, not even sugar.
Sugar is not that bad.
It's not good, but when your alternative is something that acts like sugar, but your body doesn't break it down.
So it's all the negatives of sugar and then some.
That's pretty much it.
Whenever I go to the store, I just look for whole food, like actual ingredients.
If I know what everything is, that's perfectly fine.
But peanut butter, it's high calories and it's got good enough nutrition.
It's got fat.
It's got protein.
And you never know when things are going to go bad.
And if you just have a bunch of jars of peanut butter, you know, that can go a long way.
Keeps forever, basically, right?
I'm getting so excited.
It keeps for years, but I wouldn't go so far as to say forever.
Not forever.
The crappy peanut butter lasts forever.
You know the thing with Twinkies, how they always last forever.
The Twinkies last forever, you know, because that's not even food.
So foods will last longer if they're made out of garbage and shortening cancer.
So I tend to go with the peanut butter that's like, you know, peanut and actual oil and not seed oils and trans fats and lead paint.
Transsexual fan.
And transsexuals.
I try to get it.
It's transsexual free.
You don't get the Bud Light brand of peanut butter.
I personally like the Skippy Natural.
There's a brand.
It's not that oily.
No, it's good.
I was going to say there's the brand.
It's like simply organic.
They have that at Walmart or Safeway or I don't know.
They get that.
Yeah.
See, that I think that one is, it's like the peanuts are way too crunchy and it's extremely oily.
That just feels like I'm eating crushed up like peanuts with, I don't know, like Italian's hair in it.
It's just so disgusting.
But this stuff, it's good.
I like it.
It's satisfying.
It tastes good.
It sucks that they don't have it in the big jar anymore.
So they have the creamy in the big jar.
Some people like the creamy, but I don't know.
I think that's okay, you know, in your mousetrap or whatever, but it's just, it's just not as tasty as good.
As usual, even when he's right, Rolo is wrong, because I have discovered through extensive research that Walmart brand peanut butter is actually the, it's certainly the best value.
Those big tubs, when we go to Walmart, we look for them.
And my little potato buddy says, oh, dad, they're out of the big ones.
So how am I wrong?
Because it is delicious.
It is economical.
I think it has one gram more of sugar than the standard GIF, but it doesn't have sometimes when those really sweet, cheap peanut butters, you can like almost taste the sugar from some of those brands.
But with Walmart, you can't.
It's just, it's the best taste, the best price.
You can't go wrong.
I'll give you a pass, Rolo, for being right in spirit.
And I am so excited by the prospect of thinking about just swimming in plastic bags, cinder blocks, zip ties, and peanut butter.
Yeah, I think I got to take a break.
Might take me two or three minutes to work out this energy.
Hey, would heywood?
Is that Red Bull still flowing enough that you're good to come back to play a little more full house with us?
Yeah, let's go.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Let's take a quick break, everybody.
Sam sent me a song that certainly has promise based on the name Dare Stormer HH.
You know what HH stands for.
Yeah, Hell A Hansen.
Let me listen to that.
Come on.
Let's have it.
Hank Hill.
Yeah, so many good HHs.
We will take a quick break.
We're going to listen to here, Wind at My Back by Brother Tiger.
Going back to this one, it's cool.
The spirit is right.
And we love you, fam, but we're not going anywhere just yet.
We'll be right back with more Haywood stuff you can't have too much of.
And we've got some news to cover as well from the Windy City and elsewhere.
Be right back.
Leave me all alone.
What you want to know, you won't love.
You can walk about.
You can dance the night with you, dance tonight.
You can take your time from the wall ticket.
I see it coming up from the stereo.
You can live it on this bird's drink for me.
You can take a dread, take it for taking over by the south of the sun.
You should understand, take me by the hand.
Take me by the hand.
That's the nightmare.
Dance in the night.
I see it.
Coming up from my stereo.
You can take your time out and won't take me by see it.
Coming out from the stereo.
I see it.
You can live it all up.
This men's on time for me.
It is first time for you.
It is perfect for me.
It is perfect for you.
Back to Full House episode 156, second half.
We are still with our self-proclaimed and I think demonstrated crypto guru, Haywood.
I won't give his last name.
It's inappropriate for a family show.
And I think we did a nice little blend there of practical information as well as a little bit of dad fun, which we will continue for a little bit.
I do have to admit that I am looking increasingly Mexican as the sun is rising higher during the day.
I am brown and the goatee is rocking with the salt and pepper.
And I'm drinking a Miller Light tall boy right now, which is really my favorite.
I mean, it's cheap.
You can say I only had two beers and it's really like three and a half.
Not Bud Light?
No, Sam.
Funny, funny interesting.
You mentioned that.
The reason that I actually have Miller Light in the house, because of course I've been trying to not have any beer or other booze in the house in accordance with Operation Vanity summertime.
But a buddy, local buddy of mine and I went to an AFA, Asatru Folk Assembly camping moot just last night.
It was awesome, of course, and it was bare bones.
We were out in the woods with a campfire, a couple tents.
I actually slept in the back of the minivan.
I intentionally didn't bring a tent.
Learned through practice that sleeping on that back row is extremely uncomfortable.
So I'm not going to be banking on that going forward.
But long story short, we stopped off at a convenience store to pick up some cold ones to sit around a fire and talk about religion and faith and normal stuff with the bros.
And I said offhand to my pal, oh, I almost picked up Natty Light, skin flint that I am, until I realized it was Anheuser.
Natty Light is an Anheuser-Busch product.
And I just said that, you know, normal volume.
And then the other people in the convenience store here in the Mountain Mama like chimed in, like, oh, yeah, you know, screw those people or good call.
Yeah, you know, never giving them any business.
So the phenomenon over this one tranny influencer getting this stupid, ugly, horrific visage on a can is I was shocked that everybody in the store like chimed in.
And then my buddy was like explaining why it's stupid and bad.
And then the guy behind the counter was like, man, you guys seem like guys I'd like to be friends with.
I was like, hell yeah, brother.
I was like, but have you heard about the Jews?
I got a book for you.
You know, chapter three is the one that people like, but I think you should get through the whole thing.
Yeah.
No, of course, like the first thing in my mind was like, oh, how can I capitalize on this to make it not just about a big corporation using a tranny to like push things?
I was like, all right, we know the baby steps.
Everybody in the store was up in arms over the Bud Light tranny.
And I just so it just so happens that I understand that our treasured Mr. Perfect producer has did a little bit on this on the final storm just today, which is not out yet.
So Rolo, I don't know who to tell.
Rolo, are you going to get the final storm out first and then full house or do you prioritize this and then put your show out?
What's the deal?
I always prioritize full house.
Amen.
Amen.
Well, I don't want to poach from the final storm, but you did mention that you guys had a good take or takes on it.
Anything you want to share?
Well, the thing that stood out to me was they put this awful tranny as the poster child for Budweiser or Bud Light.
Bud Light is very rural as far as its demographics.
Like the people that would be drinking Bud Light, it's not going to be your hipsters.
Heterosexual.
Yeah, like they're drinking like craft IPAs.
This is not their territory.
So I didn't settle on this is like them just doing some kind of humiliation ritual and whatnot.
This is genuinely like out of touch because they released a statement pretty much saying, We didn't think this would happen.
We thought people would just like it.
They didn't apologize, but they put out so corporate speak.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they but they put out a statement instead of just saying, like, well, we as we at Anheuser-Busch, we stand by our decision to celebrate all creatives and blah, blah, blah, like they always do.
But it was like, it was genuinely like, whoa, we were not expecting this.
They lost 5 billion in shares.
It was, it was a huge deal.
And there are so many of these crappy macro brews that have all these offshoots that are genuinely popular.
Like Cooer's Banquet is a popular one.
Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
And Bud Light doesn't really have anything.
As I like to call it, the other Adolph.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
Well put.
But this really felt like they thought that this was the thing to do.
Like, heck yeah, people are going to, they're going to love that we are doing this.
So I disagree a little bit, Rolo, respectfully, because my understanding is that they do, you know, there's all these quote-unquote influencers out there.
And you've got this woman who certainly looked Jewish to me.
I'd almost bet the farm on it.
However, there's no, I get, I get you.
I know what you're talking about.
I believe that she did this on her own volition, thinking it was a no-brainer, right?
It's after all, it's 2023.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Like, this is this isn't them putting this out there to like, huh, look at it, filthy Goyam.
This is a woman who's saying, like, this is going to be good.
People are going to like this.
Yes.
Yeah, this was a mistake that didn't get green light from the top of the CIA clandestine service veterans.
That is what I'm saying: is that this was them being out of touch and thinking people would be okay with this and not them doing some kind of devious humiliation ritual, making you look at this demonic byproduct of this awful system.
This was them thinking that, yeah, you know what, but the Budweiser people, they've come around.
We know Haywood slinking into the bushes like Homer because he has a cold blood light in his hand right now.
Shame on you, Haywood.
No, he has a shock top and he just looked up what Anheuser-Busch has.
And then he went to the fridge and he's like, that's okay.
I got a, I got the land shark.
And then he went through everything.
He's like, ah, what do I do?
Nothing but Anheuser-Busch.
I only drink high-end bourbon.
Sorry, guys.
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Mr. Crypto Moneybags there, of course, with the Blantons every night before bed.
Seriously, though, again, disclosure, I do own shares for a long time of TAP Miller Coors, and their shares rose significantly in the wake of this.
And just the ground truth, again, I was shocked that people came out of the woodwork to be excited about this.
Now, of course, we could do the tut-tutting thing that this is another example of conservatives, you know, getting, you know, whites are being displaced and Jews are running the country.
Shaq sleeps.
One tranny shows up on a bespoke Bud Light can in an influencer ad, you know, glowing eyes.
Fair enough.
But they know about it, though.
That's the thing.
They don't, the, the white dwindling demographics, they don't know about.
I was talking to one of my normie conservative friends the other day, and I was kind of getting to this.
And he said, well, whites are 80% of the world.
They don't like they don't know.
And I said, no, they're 10% of the world.
And he said, well, he said, well, they're at least 80% of the country.
No, no, no.
Like, they just don't know.
But they all saw this demon monster that looks like the creatures from Insidious in the first nightmare sequence.
And it's a thing they know.
They do that basic.
And then it sits well with nobody.
And deep women hate it too.
That's the difference.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah, because these are, they're getting women of the year.
They're getting best woman athlete alive.
Right.
And then now the incels are starting to say like, heck, man, I'll just get me a tranny.
You're appropriating my vagina.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter that yours is full of maggots and green slime.
You're picking it up.
Mindmates, babies.
What's going on here?
Oh, God, Rolo.
Yeah.
Credit, credit, credit for the image.
Now, do we know if that dude actually chopped off his pecker or is he just LARPing as well?
Well, have you ever seen that?
Inquiring minds need to know.
Because, you know, there's a scene where Crocodile Dundee, he does a little test on a tranny.
You could do that too.
I thought you were going to say, like, you call that a knife?
This is the knife.
That's what you got to do to cut off.
I mean, I guess you could do that too.
I was referring to when he grabs the crotch.
Oh, God.
Anyway.
But at this point, honestly, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if they went through the surgery or not.
It's still.
And here's another thing.
And I'm going to say most likely because one year after their surgery, Kamala Harris, the vice president of our great country, wrote this gentleman a letter saying, congratulations for getting the trans surgery one year ago.
Oh, boy.
If only Michelle Obama were still first lady, then that would really cause a stink.
Oh, there's the tell.
Yeah, she's supporting her own or vice versa, whatever.
Anyway, but hey, one more point on this.
For some reason, I have a hang up about just talking about current events.
I don't know.
I feel like other shows either do it better or it's too old by the time we talk about it, or I don't want to regurgitate things that people already know.
But that is more ground truth.
Just my one anecdote, the sort of shitstorm that it's kicked off is that perhaps this, you know, this tranny stuff truly is the one social culture war thing that is just simply a bridge too effing far for the Jews to shove down our throats and tell us to be happy and pretend as normal.
Well, I got I got a thing on that.
And it's like with gays.
Well, with gay, you know, you know, that extended break, you know, gave me some time to think about questions.
But with gays, they, they trotted them out and then just said, like, look, there's gays and they're just normal people.
But with trannies, they trotted them out.
Like, look, they're waving their private parts at children.
They trotted them out in the worst possible representation of them, which is the most accurate representation of them.
But everyone got to see, like, they didn't say, look, gays should get married.
Here's standard F party.
It was like, just like, they're just like you and me.
And people are like, well, I guess they're just like you and me.
But the trannies people aren't seeing that.
They're seeing what they are and what they are are gross freaks and predators.
So people are not okay with it because they look like the monster from it and they are preying on this shit.
Adam's apples and bikinis, not a good name for a band.
Yeah.
Well, bulging bikini.
Good punk out there.
I mean, there will be some sort of signal event someday that is the turning point, what we will look at in retrospect and acknowledge as the turning point.
And it could be something like this.
It could be a buttonite can, Sam.
It could be.
It seems silly in a way.
Like in a way, we say, like, is this the worst possible thing that you could be worried about?
Yeah, but it will be something.
And it may be something kind of petty like that.
And if I could just make reference for a moment to, I forwarded a couple of articles.
I thought they might be good topic for discussion.
But one of them was talking about liberal parents, the children of liberal parents are more likely to be depressed and have other similar problems.
And this doctor's going on and he talks about this incident where the girl comes in, the young child comes in with the mother and then she's complaining about a sore throat.
He says, okay, well, let's take a look.
Open your mouth and the girl won't open her mouth.
And he looks at the mother and the mother says, well, her body, her choice.
You know, that there's these liberal parents who refuse to give their children any kind of boundaries or anything.
And then he's tracing this, that this goes directly into, you know, other problems, drug abuse or suicide or depression or things like that.
And then the article is pretty good.
This is in the Washington Examiner, which is sort of conservative.
It's neo-conjuguine, I think, but it gives you a lot of times.
Well, yeah.
And I guess, you know, when I look at an article like this, I think of, you know, how like they're right in a point, but they miss the main point or they missed the real point.
But I thought what was interesting after, you know, several paragraphs or, you know, a good long article that was pretty good.
And then at the end, he goes into all of a sudden bringing up about this transitioning to another sex.
Like the children, I just thought it was interesting how he jumped into that.
You know, these parents, just out of the blue, these parents are also more permitting to life-altering medical treatments, such as transgender drugs and surgeries than authoritative parents.
One, you know, much more likely to have kids who transition or want to transition to another sex.
I just thought it was like such a such a weird, crazy turn in the article.
I guess in a sense, it's like not surprising or yeah, sure, that goes with it.
But, you know, that just goes to show you how this is on people's minds.
Well, also, you don't need to have that much more depression because I would say most conservative parents, they don't push their lifestyle on their kids and they pretty much just leave their kids alone.
They got that libertarian mindset.
So you only need a small percentage of liberal parents making their kids trans.
And then, you know, these 50%ers, as I'm starting to call them.
And then that's where the depression comes from is they're pushing this unnatural mindset on these kids.
And it doesn't jive with children and it doesn't jive with people.
So you have, you have these people that are just like, I don't know what to think.
And then they're stressing out about everything because their parents are genuinely insane.
And if you have to live around insane people, you will get depressed or angry.
Well, he's saying like these liberal parents that they are permissive and what they call gentle parenting, parenting.
They do not want to seem controlling or coercive.
And so, for instance, they don't train their children to use the toilet, but they model using the toilet in hopes of inspiring the child to use the toilet and grow it out of their diaper.
So, you know, and I am not somebody who's, I'm probably a little bit like this myself.
I don't like to dictate constantly to everyone what to think, what to do, and all that type of thing.
But he says, again, here, let's see, kids are not born knowing the rules.
They have to be taught.
But if you don't teach them, then they are adrift and they're in the culture of their peers.
What's right and wrong in the culture of your peers can change from one day to the next, from one hour to the next.
So I thought it was kind of a good article in a way.
Amen.
Two quick hanging chads.
And in line with that, Sam, my old stomping grounds, Loudoun County, is their school board is moving toward unisex bathrooms across all of the public schools.
Yes, with the models and everything.
Now, it may not pass, may cause another firestorm in what at least was the wealthiest county and was once a white wonderland with the best of both worlds, commutable to DC, plus lots of farmland and affordable houses and white people.
But it's amazing.
How horrifying.
I mean, think of it even for yourself as a boy of a certain age to think that you're going to go in the bathroom and there's going to be a girl in there, right?
You'd be like, yeah, I'll just hold it, you know, or I'll go outside or something.
I mean, even as an 18-year-old in co-ed dorms in college, living on the same floor and seeing girls walk out of the bathroom in their, you know, in a towel and with their hair all whatever and flip-flops.
I mean, now, granted, that was, of course, titillating.
And I was like, excellent from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, but it was still, I was like, this is probably not appropriate.
We should be like specific floors, at least.
And then before we, you know, give Bud Light too much corporate credit that this was a mistake or a process foul that didn't get run up the chain.
I remember from 2015 or 2016 quite vividly that they had an ad campaign where they had like Bud Light cans and same-sex marriage cakes with like two dudes on top or two women on top.
I remember getting worked up into a righteous lather about that.
So let's, you know, let's not pretend that eight years later, seven years later, this is some aberration from Blue Color Bud Light that only donates to Republicans.
You know, the Global Homo rot is all three off every Fortune 500 company, except for Bitcoin.
Fun fact, Budweiser does donate to Republicans.
And a few days ago, Don Jr. came out and said, hey, let's stop boycotting Budweiser.
Hey, that's a great American company, even though it's not.
It's Belgium.
Yep, exactly.
Big apologies for getting off track.
I shouldn't have, as soon as I mentioned Miller Light, Sam just jumped at it like a pit bull.
What are you having tonight, big guy?
If anything?
I know it's a Sunday.
Oh, me?
No, my son bought a really nice bottle of tequila.
Actually, two, two different ones that I would consider kind of high-end brands that I would not buy, but he bought them.
And so I'm having tequila, believe it or not.
Oh, it's I love a good tequila.
Sam.
It's really good.
One of them is Don Julio, which I think is a pretty good brand.
And the other one is Es Palone, which is, I think, like a really fancy small batch type brand.
Sure.
I haven't bought any in a long time, but Jose Cuervo's 1800 Reposado to me.
Best value for that.
That is very fine.
yeah nobody that's not cheap either i bet you're talking i bet you're talking 38 or 40 bucks for that big for that yeah romance for that bottle quadrilateral uh bottle uh we know rollo is not drinking and heywood are you actually doing the bit and having a little bit of bourbon while chatting with us uh yep uh a blanton's uh green edition Ooh, like is that an elite Blantons or is that bottom of the bag?
Yeah, so there's like, yeah, there's like the original single barrel.
That's what most is most available.
There's different colors.
There's a gold, there's a green, there's a black, a red.
I think that's most of them.
Just like Johnny Walker.
We're going to come back to more, but before we get too far afield, we really went far afield.
It's too late.
New White Life.
And this is a special one and a meaningful one.
I want to give huge congratulations, props to Trocar and Kat.
They feel like old friends, even though we've never met.
They are expecting again.
Those in the know know that the journey of coming to parenthood has not been an easy one for them.
And they have gone through some of the toughest things that any married couple can.
But God bless them.
They kept at it, stuck together through the storm, through the pain, and are now expecting another child.
So to Trocar and Kat, God bless.
We love you.
Hats off.
We salute you.
Yeah.
Good luck and God.
Yeah.
Sam, any other ones that you've heard of?
It's been a little bit dry.
Well, yeah, not that I could.
I know of a couple that I just have not got the green light to mention it.
But our man, Mike, you know, had the surgery, and I thought I would throw that out there just for fans that might want to know about him.
He's still in recovery.
He had to go into the ICU.
You know, I'm sure it's not a simple walk in the park for having that kind of surgery, but he did have a kidney transplant.
And he's, yeah, he's in the hospital.
He's alive.
So let's just keep praying for him.
And man, I'd love to have him on the show and just hear about the whole experience, assuming everything goes well with him and he wants to come on.
Absolutely.
New white kidney.
Hopefully not a new segment.
And the best part, Sam, is that when I heard that news, of course, I was like, holy cow, our listener who went through the, he donated, but it's even, but it's even better.
He didn't have to, because I guess a local quicker kidney showed up.
Yeah.
We've got two separate lists with two kidneys now, four kidneys in total, and the one didn't have to donate it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, as I understand the story, and we have to get him on here to fill in the blanks.
But so like when this whole thing came up, we mentioned it on the show.
God bless this listener who had the courage to come forward and help.
And when he went in and then brought that up, however, he works with his doctor and things and the program he's on.
When he reported, said, Hey, listen, I have a donor and I want to get this kidney that it like showed him on some kind of inactive status or something.
Like, you know, like he was just waiting.
And yeah, like he was, and so the fact of this coming up meant that somebody got on the ball and said, like, wait a minute, this guy's been waiting this many years.
Okay.
And he was able to get another kidney.
So it was, it was not for naught, I guess is what I'm saying is it all worked out.
You know, it all worked out in the best possible way so far.
Anyways, God bless Mike.
Hang in there, buddy, with your kids.
Hopefully it was a white kidney.
I don't know if they get the details on that.
Yeah.
There's probably.
I know when it comes to the, you know, the more complex organs or the larger organs, it is race specific.
You cannot transplant between the races.
So, yeah, let's hope that that song was all done correctly.
It's not taste sax, but what's the malaria?
Sickle.
Yeah, we don't want to say that.
Yeah, sickle subject.
Yeah, but he might want a resistance to malaria.
You don't know that.
Well, there's something to be said there.
Yeah.
Let's not play God, Rolo.
There's got to be a good German word for the feeling that I felt.
It was like happiness and, of course, joy for Mike, as well as the slight disappointment that it wasn't our listener who donated his kidney yet.
Absolute happiness that he didn't have to do that and give up a kidney.
It's like all this thing coming together.
But again, yeah, again, just an amazing story.
It would be interesting to hear from him, his side as well, how, you know, the types of things that he had to go through.
He had to get tested.
He had to go to the hospital and whatever he went through, because maybe other listeners might be facing something like this.
And I think it might be really valuable to have those two guys on someday when it's the right time.
Absolutely.
I mean, I was all prepared to make the full house logo now Mike's smiling face plus like a little kidney bean underneath.
I think what other show like brought forth a kidney from the audience.
And Sam, credit to you too.
You were the one who brought it up on the show.
And I thought, oh, man, you know, swing for the fence is sure, big guy, but you sprayed it up most of the time.
And lo and behold, the audience came to the rescue and didn't even have to be arrested.
Yeah.
You never know.
It's good to put things out there because you just never know.
Somebody out there who's on the other end are like, yeah, I can help with that thing, whatever it is.
And with our listeners, we got the best guys out there and gals.
Amen.
We got Chicago chimp outs in Sam's near abroad.
Before we go, that's really an evergreen story.
We didn't pick the season.
I wanted to just address real relatively quickly the Discord top secret document leaks that came.
It's been out for about two weeks, that they were out there.
And then they very rapidly found the young kid, Massachusetts Air National Guardsman, 21, 23 years old, I think.
And I saw a lot of commentary that, again, I respect not taking news at face value or believing anything that the New York Times or the Washington Post or Bellingcat reports.
However, I feel like I have to be the skunk at the party or like the coach just believes everything that the mainstream media dishes out.
But when I saw it, it made sense to me to a certain extent that a young guy in a gaming room, you know, who doesn't particularly care for this country or the rules that are ascribed to it and the slander that he gets, it jived with my belief that, yep, I bet that actually happened, that this is more or less as presented.
But the only thing that surprised me or jumped out at me was that this knuckle, I mean, frankly, he's a knucklehead.
You know, he's facing life in prison for virtually no benefit other than trying to impress his homies and things getting shared around.
And then, of course, the Russians getting their hands on it is that I was just shocked that he was able, especially now knowing what he was, that he was able to get his hands on and print or somehow, you know, have screen grabs of those top secret documents, which were from my, you know, I have a little bit of background in this area from a prior life and I've been in rooms where I was able to read that stuff.
They were never connected to a printer.
There was pretty severe, you know, access restrictions to what you could read based on what you needed to know.
But it turns out that this guy was kind of like an IT specialist.
So it may be that he's in that sort of lower Snowden tier where he had more access to it, either by intent due to his job responsibilities, or just the fact that it's Clown Show Why America and they didn't have the proper restrictions on him getting that stuff.
But, you know, call me gullible or credulous or whatever.
But I'm predicting or guessing that more or less this was a young kid who did something really stupid, didn't care or was careless about it.
I was just surprised that he had access to it, especially in terms of the hard copies.
Like getting your eyes on stuff like that is not impossible with a TS clearance, but printing it out and bringing it home is a pretty big foul up all around.
Hey, would you follow that?
And do I sound stupid there?
I don't know.
I bet you probably took a little bit of an interest in it, being a big tech guy with crypto, at least as you are.
Yeah, I'm actually following Uncle Ted and issuing technology to the maximum extent possibility.
So no, I followed it.
I mean, my only takeaway is like anytime you can gay ABBA Fed, I'm happy.
Just troll these people.
They're clowns.
Pardon.
Sorry.
And one Bitcoin into the Full House Foundation.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
We kicked it up from a dollar of it.
Yeah.
But no, I think it's hilarious that these people are just incompetent.
And yeah, they're whatever.
But it's like the old internet argument.
You know, I was only pretending to be dumb on the internet to win this argument.
You know, the U.S. government was only pretending to have 23-year-olds with access to TS stuff sharing stuff in the Discord.
There's no way that the powers that be want this to be the narrative to pursue some agenda to go in and infiltrate every single chat group in the world on every platform, which, you know, you should always assume they have that ability anyway.
I just, yeah, call me the anti-like conspiracy theorist and some of this stuff.
Yeah, if Zog wants to own a giant L, I'm happy for that too.
Good job.
Good job, guys.
Yeah.
The allies and South Koreans are all really impressed that you ginned up this Discord thing just to score a point.
All right.
Rolo, anything on that?
You're a 22-year-old Air National Guardsman yourself.
National Reserve.
Come on, dude.
What?
Well, our friend Shadowman made some post, and that also seems likely as to what happened was that some dummy showed it to this kid to kind of show, like, oh, yeah, look at what I have access to.
Like that, that was them trying to kind of flex on this kid.
And the kid saw it.
So he's like, okay.
And then he just put it in his server.
And somebody else flexed on arguments.
Yeah, like, yeah, like an FBI agent or CIA or whoever had the actual documents.
They like they did like, oh, yeah, well, look what I have when he was arguing with them.
This was, this was one thing that I heard from Shadowman, or like he made a post about it.
And I like Shadowman.
So, you know, give him some press here.
And that, and that also seems believable that someone in this system, like especially a federal agent, would be stupid enough to show classified documents as a means to own someone.
And instead of punishing someone that stupid, they just drop the hammer down on the kid who just says, oh, look, you gave me this.
Well, all right.
Well, look, everybody, look what I got.
And like, oh, you can't show that around.
How dare you?
Fails the Occam test because wouldn't they just give him some piece of garbage that was, you know, to anyone in the know is clearly fraudulent and doesn't expose anything rather than dangling a real document to a knucklehead to entrap him.
I mean, no, not to entrap him, but to like win an argument.
Like he's not doing the like, oh, yeah, look what I got.
Oh, got you.
And it was more like, oh, yeah, well, I'm better than you.
I have these classified documents.
Oh, you don't believe I have them?
Well, here they are.
So that implies another actual Fed with access to classified documents on this kid.
That's what it sounded like from the Shadowman post where he said, this is what happened.
And, you know, who knows how Shadowman learned that?
But that was what he posted.
And that wasn't him saying, this is what I think happened.
That was his.
I do like Shadowman.
I'd just go on Shadow Man's Show then.
Yeah.
Just go produce Shadow Man's Show.
Does he have a show?
No, no, he does, does he?
Yeah, not with that attitude.
Yep.
Get on it, Shadow Man.
No, I like Shadow Man too.
He's got good stuff.
All right, Sammy Baby, updates from the wild Upper Midwest, new black mayor, new grotesque gunfire, wild upper Midwest shootout.
Why did you cause it?
And did you make it out a lot?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm not letting anything out of the bag.
I mean, it's if you go on any of your sites you like to go on, there certainly will be people posting videos from this.
It was three nights of absolute wild mayhem and black people just taking over the city in downtown in the exclusive areas, taking over the streets and jumping on cars and doing damage, overwhelming and backing down the police.
And in at least three intersections, they're doing the, you know, the donut where they spin the car around in the intersection.
So it's, it's real, really chaotic and scary, really, for lack of a better, better word.
But if I could just tie this in, another news story I thought I would mention, please, was this interview with Brandon Johnson, you know, let's go Brandon.
And so they did an interview with him.
And I just thought several points on it were just ridiculous or funny.
So they're asking him, what made you move to Austin, which is a neighborhood in Chicago?
And he moved from Elgin, which is, you know, it's not a bad area, but he moved as a child to Austin.
And if you just Google Austin neighborhood in Chicago, you will know that it's extremely high crime rate, crime rate area.
And, you know, he's talking about that, but the whole article, he's just coming across is it made me think of Baghdad, Baghdad Bob.
Remember him from the Iraq war?
You know, oh, everything's great.
You know, oh, yeah, I'm so excited to be taking over as mayor.
And then they're saying, well, like, what are you going to do about the, you know, the food deserts?
Because four Walmarts have closed in the city.
Whole Foods has completely closed all their things in Chicago.
And, you know, oh yeah, well, we're, you know, it's like something in an AI computer come up with this happy talk.
Oh, yeah, well, we're, we want to work with business leaders to maximize the best possible thing, win-win for both parties, you know, just utter bullshit, what he's saying.
And so then there were, you know, the chief of police has quit.
And so he's got to pick somebody like that.
It just, it just struck me as such fluff.
And anyone who would read this, it's a joke because you know the city is in such shambles.
And the people that I know in the city, people are shell shocked.
They really thought they maybe could turn a corner after Gordon Lightfoot here.
And instead, they got something.
It's probably worse.
And I look like the competent white superintendent or whatever his educational position was.
Paul Vallas.
Look like he had it in the bag.
Instead, you get Lori Lightfoot with the on steroids.
We'll just yeah, yeah, basically.
Oh, man.
You know, I'm like, it's another weird thing, probably need a German word for it's certainly not schadenfreude because Chicagoland was once just what a great powerhouse, white wonderland.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
I used to be a real booster.
Yeah.
It was, it was a, uh, it was a real middle class city, you know, where you had regular people.
The city was full of regular people.
It wasn't like Los Angeles or New York City where you have the rich and the poor.
It was very much a middle class city where people were friendly.
The city was clean.
You, you could talk to people on the street.
You could stop somebody and ask directions or ask something about something you were looking at and people would talk to you.
People were friendly.
Now it's, I would say, don't go there, really.
Yeah.
Here's his answer.
I'm very, I just found it.
Walmart has announced as closing four stores in the city.
We already know that Whole Foods has left.
What is your reaction to the city's food deserts and your plan to address that?
I'm very much committed to working with the community on businesses to ensure that these holes that have been left that we can fill as quickly as possible.
This is not the first time, of course, the city has been experienced this.
I'm confident, you know, oh yeah, sure.
See, nothing's wrong.
Nothing to see here.
Nothing's wrong.
Leave it to black shoplifters to make me like feel sympathy for capitalists, right?
What do you expect them to do?
What would you pick between the two?
You can have a socialist country with blacks or a capitalist country with no blacks.
No brainer.
Yep.
Yeah.
Well, recently, Janet Yellen just came out and said that our country is doing excellent from an economic standpoint.
These politicians are just at a point where just no matter what, like someone will ask them a question and it will just be the opposite of reality every time.
As much as Baghdad, Baghdad Bob.
And real quick, he's still alive.
He's in the United Arab Emirates.
He didn't get charged.
Yeah, he's kicking it in the UAE.
Somebody should go find him and get an updated meme picture of him.
Seriously, if you watch these videos, like I posted the one in our little chat here and the caption is planet of the apes.
And it certainly is.
I mean, you watch these videos.
These people are entirely entitled and not afraid of anything.
They're not afraid to face down the police.
And this mayor coming in, this guy coming, he's not even inaugurated to mayor yet.
That'll be May 15th.
Wait till you see the riots that are going to hit this summer.
This is the first nice warm weekend of the year, and this is what was done.
So it's it's you just watch these videos and it really tells a story.
These people are a favored class.
They cannot be touched.
And if you think you're going to confront one of these people, you will either be killed or if you should ever do anything to them, you will be looking at serious charges.
If you were to defend yourself against them or put one of them down because they were coming at you in an aggressive way, forget it.
Yep.
We actually did the bit, Sam, around New Year's when we hung out, you know, took the kids downtown with their grandparents.
I know, right?
Well, it's cold.
It was cold.
It was safe, you know, because it was cold.
It was cold.
We went to Millennium Park.
We went up in the Hancock, had like a little, you know, over-expensive cocktail and snacks and stuff.
And I just, it wasn't as, you know, of course, it's over the holidays.
It's daytime.
It's downtown.
I was on edge, but I wasn't super nervous about it.
And I just, aside from going up in the Hancock, of course, like any kid is going to be excited by that.
It was just a little bit boring.
And of course, there was the brown blob everywhere.
It was definitely dirtier than I remembered because, of course, we got married in Chicago in 2006.
And our host, our guide was getting the kids excited to see the toy or the Christmas display in the Macy's window, which, you know, from years before.
And we drove past and there was like nothing.
It was like even Macy's sort of dialed it in or had a couple windows closed or they didn't do that thing.
We did that in the past.
You know, the thing would be to walk around the block there and you would see all the kind of mechanized figures and scenes and things like that for Christmas time.
Yep.
Yeah, it's just anecdotal, you know, ground truthing thing.
You know, we imagine these big cities to be just ultimate dystopian hellscapes, which they certainly are in certain neighborhoods.
And then you go to see them and you're like, okay, like I'm like in the daylight, I'm not super concerned about getting shivved right here on the corner of, you know, Whacker and Bleaker or whatever it is.
But there's just no joy or glory or excitement or buzz that I could feel.
And especially comparing to, you know, previous years.
Yeah.
And I've gone there and I posted, I'm all about these demographic and moving maps on the Full House channel on Telegram.
Yeah.
It's funny, Sam, you know, where you hail from and where I hail from in New Jersey, that people cannot escape Illinois or New Jersey or California or Massachusetts or the DC area.
Those were all in the red from the Exodus.
And what do you know, like Tennessee and all these sunbelt states are all in the green from getting new people?
And there were even some parts of West Virginia that were green, which was kind of concerning.
I told people, I was like, you probably want to find the neutral spots where people aren't fleeing and not totally flooding into because you have to worry about the new arrivals and what they're bringing and what that means.
Right.
Absolutely.
The demographic trends, you know, Joel Kotkin is a Jew.
He's totally got this beat down pat and he'll never tell you why people are really leaving some, you know, it's always fleeing from capitalist opportunities and lower property taxes and business taxes and more jobs and stuff.
But it's obviously about crime and race and trying to eke out a happy existence somewhere in the country.
Heywood, Haywood's still with us and I'm not letting him off that easy.
Hey, would you said that you are an eternal optimist, more or less?
Don't let me put words in your mouth, but is that true?
And how do you maintain that?
And do you pay attention to the news and all the, yeah, it's so easy to spiral down with the doom posting, but it's also, it also seems like a little bit polyannish to just be like, oh, no, things are great.
You know, we're going to be fine.
We're going to make it through this.
What's your, what's your psyche like?
And how do you handle this hellscape?
Yeah.
So I've always looked at just any negative.
You can, you know, take a problem and orient yourself towards finding the solution to that.
So like, I absolutely agree that this is an uphill battle for us.
But, you know, I'm just head down doing whatever I can do to help.
That's really, that's really the focus is whatever, whatever you can do.
And not, you know, yeah.
So we cut the cord on television years ago.
No, no social media.
We don't, I don't, I don't really participate anywhere.
You know, I'll click links occasionally and read stuff, but that's that's about it.
I don't do a ton of that.
Do you feel like this is not a loaded question, but like, do you feel like you should be doing more?
Or are you like, well, there's only so much I can do.
And frankly, I don't really want to join the fray.
And I got, you know, it's actually a coincidental tie-in to my opening monologue where I kind of just rattled that off as I was out watering trees and stuff.
I was like, you know what?
You know, you got to focus on the home front first and not let that bigger stuff bother you too much.
Although that comes with the caveat of like, please don't like abandon the struggle and just, you know, be totally selfish and self-absorbed and forget about the bigger issues that we all know are like life-threatening.
Yeah, I think, you know, everyone kind of has their role to play based on where they are in life.
And, you know, I'm in a, I'm in a fairly unique position.
And so, you know, my role is probably never going to be as direct as someone else's could be.
And I think, you know, I really liked what I believe Thomas Sewell had to say on that, which was, you know, he wants young guys or whatever, right?
Like there's a time in your life where you are hot and fiery and that energy is useful for, you know, direct advocacy, we'll call it.
And then, you know, frankly, you know, some you need, you need sources of funding.
You need logistics people.
You need media people.
You know, you need everyone.
It takes all of our collective abilities.
And so, you know, it's just, yeah, I am helping in the ways that I'm able to.
Amen, brother.
And I appreciate it.
And really grateful that you came on to give, you know, that perspective, plus, obviously, the practical stuff on crypto.
And I have the audience can probably hear it.
You know, a friend said, oh man, that show with Larry was very introspective.
I hope it wasn't blackpilling or whatever, but yeah, going from, you know, fire-breathing new convert to being red-pilled in my early to mid-30s, maybe even late 30s, to now like country dwelling, early 40s dad, it's difficult.
You know, it's like, oh man, I should be doing more.
But at the same time, it's like, I've got serious responsibilities here that perhaps I, you know, was too consumed with one earlier in my life.
And, you know, now am I too consumed?
Am I being selfish or not stepping up to the plate?
Because we all know the stakes here and what they're doing.
It only gets worse.
So I'd certainly, you know, the audience can make up their own mind on that conflict that I'm sure they all have to juggle between going full boar hammer style, public, balls on the line, activist, you know, devil may care approach to being little safe squirrel in the holler somewhere and just minding your own business and hoping they come for you last.
Again, the happy medium sort of fence straddling makes sense, especially when it comes to your family and to your kids.
I don't have too much more in the stack.
Maybe we'll revisit essential things that families need to have, but it is a Sunday night.
Heywood and Sam and all of us have stuff to do tomorrow.
Open Mike.
Heywood, anything on your mind?
And Sam Rollo, same offer.
We don't have to rush out of here, but we can also land this puppy if we want to.
Just along the last comments you're making, I think for me, it really helps to have very solid faith.
And I'm constantly just praying to God for direction in my life.
So, you know, put me where I'm needed.
Show me the path.
Like, I'll take the steps, just like put it in front of me.
And that's really served me quite well for most of my life that I've known about it.
So, you know, I've had a rocky past with all that.
But yeah, I'm in a really good spot with it now.
And I think that, you know, you ask and you shall receive and you just have to ask.
Right.
Amen.
Real quick, Sam, I know you're up on that.
I just want to insert Gordon Call had a major decision recently.
I'll give Gordon and the Americaner Network a bump, not because he asked to it, asked for it, because I want to.
And Gordon said, you know what?
I'm going to, I always say sleep on it before making a big decision.
And Gordon said, I'm going to pray on it.
And I think he made the right decision after praying on it.
But just wanted to add that.
Go ahead, Sam.
Right.
Well, going along with some of the talk we were just having, I thought I would make mention at this point of the third article I put up there for us to look at, which was, again, from the Washington Examiners.
And it's called Nation on the Brink.
And he's talking about here, historical collapses of once great empires such as Athens and Rome begin with a collective giving up, a resignation among the people that it no longer really mattered to them whether their country survived or fell.
Weakened economies.
Yeah, political instability, cultural uncertainty were all symptoms of this ambivalence, symptoms that now trouble America and so on.
It goes on.
And I couldn't help but think, again, this is the bane of conservatism in this country.
Yes, this article is touching on something that's relevant and true, but I don't know if that it's that people have given up or don't care.
I think it's that just like if I went to try to confront any of those Negroes and all the rioting, it's pointless.
If you try to do anything against the system, the system will crush you.
So I don't know that it's about that people don't care, but that it's futile in their minds.
There's nothing that we can do.
If you try to voice your opinion on a podcast, you got assholes who try to track you down and ruin your life.
You have the janissaries, you have the government, you have the Negroes, like all the factors are against us.
So that's why people don't care.
But it went on about there's no hope or sense of pride to bind us together.
What's to be bound together?
What do I have in common?
Yeah, with these transsexuals and Negroes and everything.
It's not that I don't want to have a sense of being bound together.
It's just impossible in this equation.
And talks about that it seems the only thing Americans have in common now is a love of convenience.
Well, I don't know that that's, yeah, in a way, that's again, he's touching on like a truth, but it's missing like the real reason behind it.
And he goes on to cite some polls here that 39% say religion is very important compared to 62% just 25 years ago.
Yeah, because the status quo owns the religions.
The religions are all completely controlled by the narrative, by the Jews, by the government.
If any church tried to take some contrary view or something, they'd be closed down instantly, you know, and other things.
If the United States were a marriage, it would be declared mutually an irreconcilable differences situation.
And if you could possibly summon an honest, courage, courageous leader from the left and the right, if we had to do that dumb distinction as opposed to white and non-white or Jewish and not Jewish, you would say the best possible course here would be to declare this project is not no longer a going concern.
Right.
More or less, the two sides hate each other.
We have diametrically opposed opinions on the most essential core things.
Right.
As ludicrous as it is as to whether our kids should be allowed to be genitally mutilated without their parents' consent.
Some state, I missed it.
Yeah.
You know, past were like, no, actually, no, the parents will not be allowed to say in that thing.
Maybe that was clickbait or whatever, but it's not out of that question.
That'll be the trend.
That'll be the, you know, more states will be choosing that.
And yeah, even here, like it says 38% think patriotism is important as opposed to 70% when the poll was first conducted in 1998.
Well, duh, what, like, what, what is there to be patriotic about?
Yeah, that's that's the people are not just will be what brings us together.
Yeah, absolutely.
No, it's like, yeah, they, they burn the patriotism real hot after 9-11.
And what happened to all those people who did the, you know, bumper stickers and the flags and all the rest of the flags hanging out their window in Iraq and Afghanistan.
And like you say, well, if, you know, we were all wise adults here, we would, we would all just agree, hey, let's separate this country.
The right-wingers go here, the left-wingers go here.
Yeah, but these are parasites.
Parasites don't let their hosts go.
They know they need us to live off of us.
We're the thing that's keeping this thing alive.
So there's no way in the world they would ever let us go.
That's ridiculous to think that too.
There's one or two other points I wanted to quickly make on this.
Rates of depression, anxiety, and addiction continue to increase every year.
And the overall feeling of pessimism dominates public polls on everything from the state economy to America's odds of withstanding a war with China or Russia.
I mean, you know, yeah, you know, and then he says here, he's quoting Arnold Toynbee, civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.
See, I don't know about that.
I think that this is parasites living off of a host and maybe they'll kill the host.
I guess it's suicide that way in a way.
That's like clue.
Was it the Jew in the halls of power with the shiv with the usury?
Yes, that's a big part of it.
We let it happen.
And Sam, for a couple of shows, you brought up the Soviet example.
And for many years going back, I thought, man, this is real weird, you know, mirror image stuff of Soviet era largesse and decline and that eventually collapsed.
If you force me to guess, I still bet that that's what's coming.
There's not going to be some, you know, super hot civil war Rehoa situation.
This hulking mass that has bestrode the world like a retarded colossus and had extraordinary arrogance and debt and all the rest of it, all the things you know.
What's the one thing that all Americans agree on is that this place has started to really suck, as tragic and as sad as that is.
That's the one thing that we agree on is that we don't agree and that this place is not working.
And if we went our separate ways, don't take it from me.
Take it from elected politicians in Washington who have suggested that a national forest is the way to go.
God, you know, maybe, maybe that's the way to go.
Yeah.
Well, like the data's there.
Yep.
He ends the article with this sentence.
They should inspire us with a renewed sense of courage, the courage to restore the values that many are too afraid to defend in a country that was once great and can be great again.
What values?
Freedom for all?
Transsexualism for everybody?
I don't get it.
What's the values?
Christian.
Yeah, Bud Light for everybody, I guess.
Yeah.
It was funny the first time, Rolo, second time.
You're just going to be.
You laugh the second time, Mr. Penn.
Laughing now.
I know the rule of comedy.
I think I watched it.
I've done a good job of mocking you again in really good Bonhoe Me and spirits.
And, you know, everybody's happy about it.
I think so.
I think the audience will like it.
It can only be nice for so long.
Sam, thank you very much for doing that and bringing that stuff to the table.
Maybe we should do a little bit more rapping on the talk of the town and these stories.
Well, all of those stories, all of those stories were because I Googled current family issues.
And every one of those stories I brought up was from a search of family issues.
So, you know, our generous, you know, writer from the first half, he's really getting his money worth from, he lit a fire under Sam's ass.
Coach is out there watering his seedlings while Sam is toiling in the salt mines, creating content for Full House.
Thank you, big guy.
And we're going to be back.
If we can make it work, this is a teaser for the audience.
We are going to have a serious English dissident on our next recorded show, but we don't know when we're going to be able to release it because he is currently under the total panopticon eye of Soron legal and judicial and prison infrastructure of what was formerly Great Britain.
Hell of a guy, family man.
I've known him online for many years, and he is willing and eager to talk to us about everything that he has undergone.
Like when you hear the story, whenever it comes out, you're going to double down on your sell short orders for English stock, the rest of it, George Soros style.
So that's coming soon.
That's the next show we're going to record.
I know we got tons more in the hopper before I, well, we'll leave Haywood for last.
Rollo, my friend, thank you so much as usual and enjoyed very much having you on this delightful program this evening.
That was you only enjoyed it because I endorse peanut butter.
Don't lie to me.
He cut out again.
Took his breath away there with that comment.
Shut him down, but you shut him down with that.
No, I didn't want to, I didn't want to hear it.
I just, I just disconnected.
Thank you guys for bearing with me in the birth panel this evening and out in the audience because storms and all.
One internet was completely down.
The second one was hanging on by a string.
But God knows my back hurts because I've been hunched over this microphone like a son of a bitch, trying to make sure that I'm just as loud as Sam and Rolo and Haywood.
Love you, Rolo.
No homo.
And Haywood, we've never met, but just, you know, again, went out on a limb and thought this guy sounds smart, seems nice and normal.
And lo and behold, gut instinct wins out again.
God bless you and your family.
Thanks for coming on.
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.
It's been a blast.
You bet.
And we'll, yeah, I'm not going to like put out an open, open call for audience questions.
But if you do have crypto questions, I'm happy to feed them to Haywood.
Go ahead, Sam.
Yep.
I was just going to mention again, thank you to the donors that we had this week.
That was a very wonderful move on your part.
And, you know, the big day is coming up here, April 20th in a few days.
I don't know if our next show will be on or before that day, but I want to certainly wish a happy birthday.
And, you know, Hail Hitler.
Hail Hitler, one of the greatest white men of all time, one of the greatest men of all time.
We're never going to cuck or shirk on that.
Almost everything you've heard about him is false.
The only thing you could really dispute is whether he managed the war effort.
Well, clearly it didn't go.
Maybe it was failed and it would never would have worked, but that's the only thing you can ding the old uncle on.
Full house episode 156 was recorded on a gorgeous God.
See, I wrote this before I went down.
I was going to go down to the gazebo tonight to record with the frogs and the wind and stuff.
And then the storm came and it was like, holy moly, I got to run up to the house to do this.
Regardless, it's warm.
It's beautiful.
It's springtime, fam.
Seriously, look at crypto as the way of the future, both to insulate your wealth and to expand your wealth.
And don't be scared of it.
Don't buy all the naysayers.
When I hear enough smart, committed people tell me that something is good like Haywood, I tend to believe them.
And stacking and holding, if you look at it in the long term, is really the way to go.
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Now, Haywood, I don't know if you saw my question in the chat about the DJ booth.
Is yours to close us out this week?
If you've got one in the hopper that you think is a crab pleaser, nothing, nothing comes to mind.
I don't know if you have a favorite by Horaeus.
I like a new album.
New album just came out, Woven.
Definitely.
Any of that.
Play something up for woven.
I'll send you something.
I'll send you something right away.
Sam, you and Haywood can have a fist fight over which is the best Horaith.
Thank you for pronouncing it for me.
I will trust Sam's judgment.
Come at it, Sam.
Heywood is going to sleep on his stacks of Bitcoin.
He's like, he waved the white flag.
All right, Sammy, baby.
You got one?
Do you know one off the top?
You want to think about it?
I will have to look it up and I'll send it to you, and you'll have to include it.
The new album, I don't have all the song titles memorized.
I've listened through the new one, it's great, and I'm going to pick something off and send it to you.
I don't have it handy, so uh, but I will send it to you shortly.
I love, I love a lot of her stuff from the past, so uh, whatever it is, we're going out with Horaya.
Yeah, well, with the new album, you know, it's being uh, she's playing like an ensemble, she's playing with a band and things, so okay, it's a it's a little different than yeah, those first two albums they were they were kind of uh very pretty, but kind of dark and sparse and folky.
This is a little more you know, full production, so uh, I'll send you something right away.
Amen.
Thanks, Sammy, baby.
Uh, audience, if I was quiet this week, then I'm just gonna hang up the spikes and move to Baltimore regardless of whether I get any eggs because I was doing my damn best to get right up on the mic.
We love you, fam.
Uh, we'll record a show within the next week, uh, but we'll talk to you regardless of all that soon enough.
And uh, Heywood, I know you have made it to the end of at least one full house episode, so it's all yours to take us out.
See ya.
See ya.
Those words left unexpressed.
You know you were the best.
You went where none before you showed like no one saw.
And still you found the time to be so kind with regard.
You worked so hard to age the test and be the rest of the world.
So now we're without you and don't know what to do.
Sometime we'll meet again.
I know it's not the end.
We do.
Our thoughts will turn to you.
The words are now expressed.
We know you are the best.
We'll go where none before will shine like no one saw.
We'll always find the time To be so kind with regard.
We'll work so hard to age the test and be The best.
Oh, with everything we do, our thoughts will turn to you.