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Total births in the United States increased for the first time in seven years last year.
And can you guess which race showed the largest growth?
Drumroll, please, Mr. Producer.
That's right.
It was whites up 2.2% year over year, beating out even Hispanics.
And blacks and Asians both witnessed about 2.5% declines.
Now, this is by no means cause to declare victory or even necessarily celebrate, but it is a strong data point that there is always hope.
Our race has not given up the ghost yet, and we should never believe in fated decline.
We will talk about this explosive news from the Baltic Sea and more this week.
So, mr producer, let's dive.
Welcome everyone
to full house.
Episode 141, the world's most even-keeled show for white fathers, aspiring ones and the whole Biofam.
I am your optimistic host, at least this week, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours of keeping you riveted as to whether this will actually be a totally family-friendly show, mostly family-friendly, or provoke a few winces there in the family minivan.
We will try for the first option.
Before we meet the birth panel tonight, though, big thanks to fellow person and Zach for their kind support of the show this week.
And if you'd like to be like those Mandarins of magnanimity, please visit us at givesendgo.com slash fullhouse or full-house.com and the support us tab.
And yes, I am petting my dog right next to me to keep her from going out there to chase deer and bark in your ears.
And with that, we will get on to the birth panel.
First up, if he keeps up this pace, we're going to have to change his call sign to party animal.
I wanted to push the show by a night or two for extra prep this week, but he's got another Bacchanal all lined up.
Sam, you still got it, big guy.
Yeah, yeah, it's really true.
You know, it's a great time to be a white nationalist.
There's a lot of stuff to do, and I think that's certainly a great bellwether for how things are going.
I mean, if it's not a gig, there's a party or a wedding or some gathering of some sort.
And yeah, true enough, just about all my free time is taken up with doing white nationalist stuff.
And by the sound of that little cough you got there, Coach, it must be fall.
The weather's turning a little bit.
We're having our first few really cool days here.
And, you know, everyone gets a little sniffly or something when the weather change, it seems.
Yeah, I don't know what was up with that.
I was like totally fine for all day long, hours before the show.
It must be nerves here on episode 141.
Sam, you did.
Yeah, go ahead.
The good news.
I gave some good news at the top and you got more good news over the past weekend.
Yeah.
Well, I was going to piggyback on what you're saying there with that data.
You know, I was traveling this last weekend and I hope to maybe talk a little more about it later in the show.
But what I did want to mention along with what you said is this increase in our white births.
So we went to the traditional mass while we were out there in Pennsylvania.
And let me say the white population out there is very strong and vibrant.
And when we were at Mass, first of all, church is full of young families, husbands and wives, moms and dads.
And we counted at least six infants there.
on that day.
So very encouraging to see that.
And we see it in our exact circles too, because whether you're Smasher with a couple of sets of twins or people having children, people getting married, as I said, I'm going to be attending a wedding, people having children, pregnancies everywhere.
It's an encouraging thing.
Yeah, I was delighted because obviously we have banged that drum that we see it in our circles and also from our guys who go to traditional Latin masses and have other engagement with not necessarily our guys.
They've seen it too.
And this just popped across our screen the other night, this little CDC report that came out in June.
And I certainly didn't see any headlines.
You would think white fans increase.
Oh, what a surprise.
They didn't really herald that or note that.
But yeah, it's nice to see what we've been observing reflected in the data, even if it was a blip.
And we're going to talk about possible rationales for that and what we actually think is reflected there.
And obviously we have to keep our feet on the gas on that front for a number of reasons.
Right.
Next up, he is fresh off an appearance on Nordic Frontier this week and was tangling diplomatically with Thomas Sewell just last week.
And he is now clearly jostling to be our next ribbon trop.
Potato snuggler.
How are you, my friend?
Man about today?
I'm doing pretty good.
Pretty good.
You know, all things considered.
My grandma died on condolences.
Saturday.
Thank you.
But, you know, besides that, things are going pretty good.
Pretty good.
Can't complain about anything.
Was it her time?
She lived a long life and didn't suffer for too long?
Yes.
So she was relatively young.
She was 75 or 76.
I don't know exactly.
Mostly because I'm bad at math.
I know when she was born and I just haven't thought about it beyond that because I'm like, it doesn't really matter.
Excuse me.
But so yeah, she had a really good life.
Lots of kids, lots of grandkids.
She met a bunch of her great grandkids.
So, I mean, that's more than I think most people can say.
And I'll be 29 this year, but to be almost 30 and to still have had grandparents around is pretty cool.
You know, my dad didn't know his grandparents at all, none of them.
You know, so it's, it's nice to, to have had that and to, you know, had a good family.
And even if you're, even if your, you know, grandparents don't die or whatever now with everybody like getting divorced and all this other stuff, like, you know, how many people don't know their grandparents at all, but they're alive out there, healthy and happy in the world.
So yeah, most of us, most of us would be happy just to see grandchildren in our lifetime, let alone a big brood of great grandchildren.
Right, exactly.
Where we still have it.
Did you do a, I'll call it a typical Irish wake party, booze, food?
So the, so there was a viewing.
The viewing was yesterday, all day.
Two viewings, but the family, we were together all day.
We went out to a restaurant between the two open viewings, and she's not having a funeral.
So last night was basically like, that was it.
We did a service and everything.
And, but yeah, so somebody did bring beer to the funeral home and we were sneaking it around the employees and stuff like that.
It was, I can't say that it was me, but it might have been me.
And it was a little awkward at first.
And then we, because nobody had any alcohol in the morning, then we all went out to lunch.
Everybody had like three or four beers.
And then we went back to the funeral home and beer showed up and everybody was drinking and it was much better.
Amen.
And a lovely little memento you had on Telegram about her just grabbing you by the shirt collar and telling you that she loved you.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was funny.
That's that was one of the things that like I was driving home from work just thinking about it.
And that was one of the things that like really got me.
Because yeah, you'd be walking by like, I mean, you'd be outside and she'd yell out the window and you're like, okay, we called her DT.
Her name was Betty.
And the first of her grandkids couldn't say Betty.
Everybody's calling her Betty.
And so it came out DT.
And eventually, you know, that just caught on as they, as that, as that happens.
And so you'd be walking by and she'd just yell out, you know, she'd yell at your name.
And Rolo, your camera works.
And you'd stop and be like, oh, what do you need, DT?
Like, you know, you want me to grab something or whatever.
And then she'd just be like, I love you.
And you're like, damn it.
She got me.
I'm looking her in the eyes like, yeah.
You know, now I have to tell grandma I love her or else she's not going to let me go.
And it was just so, it was always so deliberate.
And she would do it all the time.
And when I was younger, you know, it was like, oh, it sucks because I have to say I love you to my grandma.
But as I got, even as I got older, like as a teenager and stuff, I did appreciate it.
And now as an old 30-year-old man, I'm like, man, that's fantastic.
And if everybody did that, like families would probably be in better shape.
Not that that's, you know, not that saying I love you is going to save your family, but you know what I mean.
It's just nice.
My last grandparent, my maternal grandmother died last year of COVID that she caught at a rehab center, a third world rehab center.
You know, I'm sure it was on paper fine, but it was a hellscape and she caught COVID there and then was dead like a day or two later.
And I couldn't go to her funeral.
I had to watch it on YouTube.
Yeah, it's so AF.
All right.
F for grandma.
And you're not 30 this year, next year, right?
No, no, I'll be 29 on December 12th.
Okay.
All right.
Everybody has to remember because it's 12, 12.
It's easy.
12-12.
I did listen to that Nordic Frontier.
Worst episode I've heard from all of their episodes.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I know.
Those guys suck, huh?
That was great.
I'm kidding.
Finally, most don't know, but every week he looks and acts exactly like Dr. Evil as he sits there in his cool black chair stroking his cat.
It is true.
Rolo, what's up, my friend?
Trevor Noah has just announced he's leaving the daily show.
But here's the real question: Can they replace him with someone even worse?
I thought you were going to say he just came out of the closet, but for all he did that years ago.
He is gay.
I didn't even know.
I don't know.
He's a fag.
Maybe he is all right.
Yeah, he's got sort of that uh low-type face, even for mixed race.
Uh, any scoop from Hollywood buddy, you've been uh woefully dry on that front.
I I haven't been talking to him because I I stopped after.
It was like this person's having an affair with this person and it's like why would anyone care about that?
Like anyone that's interested in like the personal lives of celebrities, that is the most pathetic thing I can imagine.
Like Channel E Existing is like the greatest black pill in my entire life that people watch the personal lives of celebrities.
Exclamation point, hey, I mean, at least people don't watch tv that much anymore.
We were uh watching an old episode of the Simpsons, the Golden Years, Early Years oh, tell me more, Mr Plow episode where he keeps the family up until who?
Who watches my hand?
Angry loners alcoholics, the unemployable.
Now we play the waiting game.
This game sucks.
Let's play hungry, hungry hippos.
That's like.
That's probably the episode I know all the lines in, do you come with the car?
Oh you.
Do you come with the car?
Oh you.
Oh wow, you knew a little bit more.
Old, old Zeke rides up front with me.
Say cat trust a peg with watermelons.
I'll do that whole episode for you.
All right, i'm sorry.
One more, one more, one more.
Now, this place now, this place MOES, it's a business of some sort.
Don't tell what's a bar, but what else is open at night.
It's a pornography store.
I was buying pornography, but I, I used to do the same thing.
You know, when you're home, before the internet only uh, we millennial, old millennials remember, before the internet and before cell phones, what would you do at night?
Well, you know, would you read?
Sure you could read a book or whatever.
You just sit there and watch MTV.
Or, saturday night, live passively on the couch.
MTV after hours, from 12 to 6, nothing but music videos Headbangers, ball you watch Headbander's Ball with saturdays the, each one starting at like one in the morning.
They would have the girls gone wild.
Infomercials oh, that's right.
Yeah, it's funny when you, when you, when you watch a show or a movie, or even, like you're saying, you watch old MTV or something from another era, so to speak, and you see how the propaganda was different.
Like you know, like we talk about the firm, the people's firmware needed to be updated or something, when you, when you hear that old propaganda, it just it, it really clues you in on what their purposes were and what their purposes are now.
I was on my trip uh, last week.
I was uh driving up to Smasher's place and I was listening to the Final Storm, which everybody should listen to.
Uh when, when we're on a long car trip like that, you know, we have a couple shows we like to go to, and that's one of them, and he was talking about the uh, Uh, when the women were saying, you know, women need to be able to tell stories in comics too.
And, you know, women's voices need to be heard.
Now, like, there's so much women's, women produced things, women directed, women written things, and it's garbage.
You know, it's just, it's just funny to hear go back to an era where that was the line.
Like, yeah, there's no women making things.
Okay, now there are women, so they can't use that line anymore.
So it just sounds funny when you, when you hear it stated like that.
The interesting thing about that is now there's an oversaturation of blacks, gays, women, trans, whatever you want.
And then there's, there's no semblance of like, well, can we get more white people back into it?
Because there's never, it was never about that.
It was always just about removing white men from any position.
And it's such garbage.
And everyone knows it's such garbage too.
That's the thing.
Everything that these people produce.
Yeah, I was, I take it back.
You know, I was going to say the kids today being interactive on their phones.
Like my son is, I'm always like seeing what he's doing over there.
Oh, he's playing chess online against somebody.
But yeah, there's the filth that they have access to on demand now is way worse.
And I'm thinking back to my days, the worst we ever had to do was watch scrambled Skinamax at two in the morning during a sleepover.
But, you know, in my day on TV, it was mostly just healthy sexual content and degeneracy.
You know, guys partying and MTVs, the grind at like four o'clock in the afternoon, mostly whites dancing around at a beach pool somewhere.
Road rules.
Yeah.
I, you know, I have not really like gone into Junior's computer to like look at his history, but I am always sneaking a peek, sneaking a peek to see what's going on.
And so far, all good.
So I'm going to keep doing that.
And I don't know, maybe split duty with mom.
I don't want to be too intrusive, but certainly don't want to be too passive.
I got some good junior white pills.
I have a ton of white pills on the show.
I don't know if I'm going to sprinkle them throughout or just hit you with a condensed list of all these awesome things that have happened just over the past week, really.
But before we do that, I did want to talk, not in too much detail or to make too big a deal out of one year of data, but whites being the most fertile racial group in the United States.
Sure, maybe there's some, you know, the Middle Eastern, the sort of blurry lines that get lumped into whites, but it's very clear that it's non-Hispanic whites in that data up 2.2% on the year.
A couple interesting factoids, factoids, the greatest increase in fertility was in New Hampshire, 4.8% and Idaho, 3.1%, disproportionately, of course, some of the whitest states.
The Native American population almost plummeted like sadly.
I was like, good God, like they have high outmarriage rates and they're really dwindling away to nothing, but blacks and Asians dropping, which they attribute to getting hit hard by COVID.
But more importantly, you know, I'm not going to like celebrate that stuff, even though it does help us.
Asians are just like incels.
Yeah, they're like reverting to China one child policy almost voluntarily.
The numbers were down that much.
I guess the standard that they predicted there was going to be a pandemic baby bust, that all the uncertainty and stress and masks and, you know, dad at home and his underwear instead of going out to the job site or whatever was going to decrease it.
But the most obvious explanation for this is, oh, what do you know?
Not even saying like shutdowns are good or anything like that, but when you have a man and a woman in a house together for extended periods of time, more babies result rather than everybody being stressed out, going to work, coming home, slapping dinner together and getting on with their life.
And I'm sure like getting some of the extra money was part of it.
But to immediately bring it into Irish history, the Irish for a long, time have been extremely poor with extremely large families because they were working at home.
They were tenant farmers and things like that, always at home, working, you know, just outside their door or within walking distance.
So, but they also didn't have things like the internet TV and whatever.
So we know, we know how to get white people to have kids.
It's like turn their TV off, shut off their phones and force them to hang out with somebody of the opposite sex.
And then incredibly UNICEF.
Nature takes over.
Right.
Well, and another effect is just a general effect is when people have a positive outlook on life or they're having like encouraging circumstances, it's just a natural thing to have children.
And so they do.
And when people are truly subjugated, their birth rates go down.
And in the past, anyways, I would have always argued like, oh, the black birth rates always went up because they were so coddled.
And the white birth rates went down because we were demoralized and enslaved in a sense, you know?
Sure.
So whites don't breed in captivity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And nobody does either.
And that's, that's always puts the lie to the thing about, you know, that blacks being enslaved was bad or something.
No, they were taken care of and they multiplied.
But so for whatever reason, it's like a complex bunch of factors.
Whites feel at least a little bit, like you say, we don't want to make too much of these numbers, but at least to some extent, you have the effect of like in our circles where people have a motivation to have children.
I know when I was a younger person, I had a, you know, my view towards the world was a great big middle finger to the world.
And part of that was, I'm going to have as many kids as I have.
And especially because people would say things like, you can't afford that or look at how much you're struggling.
You're having another child or whatever it is.
I just had this very kind of an angry motivation to do it, you know?
And so maybe some people have that.
Whites are starting to feel their oats a little bit.
Sure.
And, you know, realizing the position we're in.
And just because there's bad factors, that doesn't mean there's not other good factors that are pushing the birth rates up.
So I am not surprised by the data that you quoted.
And it's a great news, I think.
And there's nothing that breeds success like success.
So I hope this information can get out.
That would be a clue why it's not front page news or something.
The enemy knows that when you put this type of information out there, this will have the effect of encouraging it.
And for whatever reason, it just occurred to me, our pal, our old pal, Whitey, who said, hey, you know, I popped the question to my girlfriend before you guys, and now they have a young one under the roof, which still has me to the microphone.
And you can't, you know, it's, it sort of ties in with the UBI universal basic income debate that's been going back and forth about whether that will enslave us.
And of course, the government's not going to give you money without strings attached or they'll take it away from you.
And other guys are like, hello, dumbass, take the money while it's still worth something, you know.
Sure.
This time period of increased fertility when they thought there would be a baby bust.
You know, blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians, you would think even Hispanics and blacks would have gotten more of all of the money that came out of Washington during this time.
Think about it.
You had the COVID stimulus books.
You had the super enhanced extended unemployment for almost a year or whatever it was, plus 600 bucks and then plus 400 bucks.
Then you had the child tax credits too, which started with Trump.
And what's amazing is that I actually in my early Trump optimism days, I thought after Trump got elected that whites were going to have a baby boom because the boot was off our neck and we've got, it's morning in America again and the economy is roaring.
Actually, no, didn't materialize at all.
It was actually under Uncle Joe that it happened.
And I think that all that money going into people's pocketbooks plus work from home and plus, you know, the fact that it's booming in New Hampshire and Idaho.
And we know that our people are gravitating to where New Hampshire, the upper mountain west, and also Appalachia.
And of course, the Sunbelt at least.
But our guys usually talk about Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, New England, and then Appalachia.
Yeah.
But, you know, Israel is not aware of that.
There's, you know, and like I said, there's a whole complex group of factors happening.
As far as what's happening to blacks or Asians, you know, there's, there's all kinds of factors, you know, the, the, all the seed oil or whatever, all the, all the bad factors that are, that also affect us are affecting the other races even worse.
You know, whatever there is making us fat, dumb, and gay, it's making them fatter and dumber and gayer.
So they were already fat, dumb, and gay to begin with.
Does anyone remember that it was an old episode of Hate House where there was a wake for a black guy who like at his wake, he was holding a video game controller and he had like water of Mountain Dew.
Yeah, Mountain Dew and like Doritos next to him.
And you got to assume that's, that's most of their lives.
Yeah, sure.
In addition to being able to went home baby boom with him on the cover.
Yeah, because you have to assume that like the other races, they're, they're drinking the Mountain Dew and eating the Doritos.
And then their, their sex drive is going down, their sperm count's going down.
Their left foot's getting cut off from diabetes.
Like they're distracted with other things.
The mode just treating people.
The mode Negro is like a fat, slovenly retard that subsists almost entirely on high fructose corn syrup and fast food.
It's like they eat gas station chicken that they buy with EBT and Mountain Dew that they also purchase with EBT.
All of that affects whites too, but there's enough whites that are smart enough and progressively minded enough to think better of it.
And the same comes with childbearing.
Whites are smart enough to start figuring it out.
Hey, you know, we should having families is a good thing for many reasons to have our own family and to contribute to society in that way.
In the same way they think about health things and other progressive things, you know, the home farming and all the things like we talk about on this show.
So I think, I think this is just, we're reading into these numbers here.
Well, and it's also like, I would assume that if you give white people food stamps, for example, right?
They're like, okay, how can I actually like purchase food like a normal person?
You give black people food stamps and it's like, oh, I just bought 136 pack of Mountain Dew or Pepsi or soda or whatever it is.
We might buy them maybe just from mom and dad.
Little meat or something.
Some steak, some lobster tails, and then a bunch of candy and Doritos.
That's what niggers eat.
Yeah.
I said this to a friend actually just today.
We were talking about politics and he told me that Michael Anton, you remember him of the Flight 93 election?
Apparently he gave a speech recently where he basically said, like he's gone full skull mask.
Like the regime has declared war on us and revolution is our right.
So, you know, nerd retired revolution.
It's time to steal planes and fly them into government buildings.
Unironically, no, no, no, don't quote me on that.
But I said, you know, I have to be honest, the single most, we were talking about all this stuff.
I said the single most comforting, impactful government policy that I can remember in my lifetime, aside from negative things like not going, like launching war in Iran or whatever.
We'll talk about Pepetchio Patriots later.
It was those nice six months when you had, or, you know, depending on how many kids you had and what your income was, we qualified for the, I think it ended up being 500 or 600 bucks a month in the sort of prepaid child tax credits.
And Trump tax did boost significantly the amount of money you got back at tax time per child under 18.
But Biden came in and he was like, actually, let's buy them off quicker and give them a taste, you know, during the month, which was awesome.
It was just peace of mind.
It like sort of took the edge off.
It was like, oh, look, free money in my account.
Yes, I know where it comes from and all the rest.
That helps.
And they're still talking about possibly bringing that back.
Grinch Joe Manchin was the one who I believe nixed it.
But that's a great point, Smasher.
When we get extra books, and it's a plus point for UBI, who's more likely to do responsible things and maybe even make child-making decisions based on having a little extra scratch in our pockets?
It's us.
And to everybody that's against UBI, if and when it inevitably happens, I will send you my cash up.
You can give me your money.
It's okay.
I will bear that burden.
Well, I'm not, I could see the pluses and minuses of it, but I do somewhat agree with you, Smasher.
It is inevitable because with the advance of technology, I could tell you in the business I'm in, and even if you look at McDonald's or anything, you know, the increasing technology is making it where businesses are able to get along with less and less people.
And ultimately, they're just going to have to pay people to stay home.
And when you think of all these worthless niggers we have, you know, there's just no way that, I mean, you're going to have to just pay these people just to do nothing.
Yeah.
Just buy guns with the money.
Guns and groceries.
There you go.
G and G with your UBI.
No, guns and ammo and then take groceries.
Yeah, it's just ludicrous.
I mean, I also posted that, you know, U.S. income inequality is greater than ever.
You all know this.
Every part.
Literally every day it becomes greater than ever.
Well, not anymore, though.
Like with the stock market puking, like all those Jewish, like mega billionaires are actually starting to come down to just regular 100 billionaires.
Sorry, I'm muted for the dog.
One more interesting thing out of this, which I had not really considered.
Damn it.
Sorry.
Dog's chasing.
He's all right.
It's hunting season is this idea of the heritabilics of fertility.
And it's the idea that our people in the olden days before birth control and anti-natal propaganda, like everybody more or less had kids, right?
And it was just what happens.
Yeah.
Found a way.
Yes.
And then from the 60s through, I was surprised to see that white fertility was at its lowest in 1983, partially due to where the generations fall.
And I think also that there was a nasty recession in the early years of the Reagan administration.
It wasn't the energy crisis.
And that's why all the.
Well, that was in the early 70s, early 70s.
Okay, that's wrong.
Yeah.
72.
But I remember that era very much.
And it's not easy to imagine that era from where we sit now, but this was the time when, let's say, divorce was becoming like a really acceptable thing to do or even somewhat of a fad that, you know, people would just say, hey, yeah, why not?
Let's get divorced.
Let's do something different.
And or even remaining single or the idea of childless marriages somehow being an attractive thing.
Those were all ideas that had just gained currency in that years and especially maybe within five years previous to their, you had movies, you know, like, you know, that pop.
That doesn't have anything to do with it.
I'm thinking of the one with Dustin Hoffman where they get divorced from Errol Streep.
What's that one?
Rollo?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So Kramer.
Kramer versus Kramer.
Kramer versus Kramer.
Yeah.
And, you know, you had, you had it.
It was just in the currency.
I remember talk shows, people, you know, talking about, oh, yeah, I live single or I got divorced and this is how I live my life.
So yeah, it's like I was saying earlier, you look back at another era and you see how the propaganda was different.
I think that that ran its course and did its damage, unfortunately.
But now people, you know, those four of us sitting here, we would have a completely different view of that.
And I think amongst our people, there's a lot different view than what was in that day as considered to be the status quo.
Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated from the old Mark Twain.
Well, a lot of racial stereotypes about fertility are outdated.
In fact, fertility is now declining the most among non-white women.
So you have to get rid of your welfare queen propaganda and now get on the Biden baby boom UBI trade.
No, I'm kidding.
Mostly.
Well, this is something when you talk to people, especially people that are newer or maybe not exactly in our thing yet, when people are discouraged about our prospects and things, I like to say, listen, if you look through history, our race has been through many things, worse things even possibly.
And, you know, you have to have some faith in our tenacity and that we may be down, but we are not out.
And I think we were more down just a while ago.
And right now, I feel like the wind is at our backs in a lot of ways.
If you believe scientists, at one point, our race was all niggers.
So we're doing pretty good.
Non-Hispanic white births briefly lost majority status around 2010 to 2011.
I remember that.
It was like, all right, if you have a white baby, it's already in a minority.
Then recovered to 54% of total births by 2013, declined to 51, still at 51 in 2021.
So take that as a white pill till still and two that new white children in this world or in this country are not automatically born in minority status.
And then the other interesting thing I wanted to flag in here is the idea that fertility is heritable based upon inborn genetic traits rather than external social factors.
Since modern society has many antinatalist selection pressures, those who are not genetically selected to want children are being shredded from the gene pool, Slava Boga, as they say in Russia, and the genes of those who are wired to reproduce more will become more pronounced in future generations.
So it's basically a feedback cycle, right?
All these people who are not inclined to do it, they're getting told not to do it.
They don't do it.
And the rebels, the ones who are doing the exact opposite of what the system are doing, are having more and they're teaching their children to have more.
Like when I talk to my kids, like, oh, it's for minimum.
Like, you know, that's that's my expectation.
Yeah.
Well, you have to keep in mind, I mean, our people, our people, are virtuous, you know, and these non-whites, they don't have any kind of good law written on their hearts.
You know, we have our heavenly father's view written into us.
So, of course, we're, you know, once we get a little bit free of the propaganda or we start to figure things out, we start to come together on our own terms, these natural tendencies start to come out again.
Hell yeah.
Oh, God.
They're posting the dead black guy.
He looks like Dennis Rodman, but he's got a Celtics jersey on.
And just finally, to close this out, I just want to add that all like this, you know, whites maintaining a majority of births in America comes despite the unrelenting influx, the invasion, the flood, which goes to show that if we shut the damn borders and actually did serious deportations, we'd be cooking with fire.
Does the data differentiate between white births and their mixed race children?
I'd have to say these giving cross stabs.
Yeah.
They do say non-Hispanic whites, but yes, it is that's definitely a portion of it.
You see it everywhere.
I don't know if those as it are or as actual whites.
So we'll find out.
Well, as abominable as deportations going, as abominable as white, as race mixing is whites and non-whites, as abominable as that is, I think it remains kind of a really small number.
I don't think that's the case anymore.
I remember like five or ten years ago.
I see him all the time, Sam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not to discourage anybody, more like a shot in the arm to do your duty.
Yeah, make more.
Yeah, I see lots of mulattos and mystery, mystery race children.
I see them.
I just wonder what percentage they really are, but they'll never tell us, of course.
Yeah.
Yep.
Before I'm not going to do an awkward segue here, I'm going to sprinkle one of those white pills in throughout the show, and maybe I'll dump them all on you later.
So stay tuned.
But a good friend of the show who has been on the show before said that he was playing World of Warcraft online the other day.
And pal from the Netherlands, I know, I don't even know what that is.
World of wow.
A pal from the Netherlands mentioned our show out of the blue to him.
They were probably talking about our issues.
The guy, the Dutch guy is like, have you listened to this show full house?
I sent a reference to what World of Warcraft is in the chat if you want to know.
I'm not going to do it.
I know all of you.
That should be the show.
That should be the show.
I can't keep World of Warcraft or Warhammer separate.
It's all the same to me.
War, video.
Oh, no.
World of Warhammer.
Totally different.
Men painting statues.
I don't want to know any of it.
So that's one of them.
Oh, here.
Fine.
I'll spring for another one.
After we did our show with Tom Sewell, less than a week ago, yeah, because that was Friday night that we recorded with him.
His gift send go jumped by a significant amount, well over a thousand Australian dollars.
Maybe two.
I don't know.
I didn't check it, but I looked at it like right after we recorded and it was like sort of stagnant.
And then boom, It was like, you know, the little ticker was going up.
So thank you guys.
If you were listening to us and donating Tom, even those lowly Aussies who are only at number three in our national rankings of full house listeners.
The dollar is super strong right now.
So it's a great time to send money internationally.
Yeah.
I cannot send money internationally.
I am banned.
Well, you ever try wise?
No fault of your own.
Wise.com.
I've not wise.
Yeah, you can make a SOC account there and you can send money.
WISE.com.
It used to be called TransferWise, and they just recently simplified it to Wise.
Why do I know?
Because I buy records and CDs and t-shirts, and all of our stuff is shut down by these Jews.
So they have to have other ways of doing business.
And so wise.com is a way to anonymously send money.
I can check it out.
But I can't send money through like Western Union or financial institutions internationally.
Yeah, no, it's not.
I can't do it.
It's hard to believe.
Yeah.
There was, I got a call from the Treasury Department once long ago, decade, decade and a half ago, because the job that I was working required me to send money through Western Union to Central Asia, like large amounts, $2,000, $3,000.
I used to have to walk to the liquor store in DC.
It's funny that it's free.
You know, having to do stuff like that.
And people think like, oh, the U.S. government just has all this stuff always figured out and has a way to do everything.
And then you're like, yeah, I had to go to the liquor store to like do this thing and then send this money order through this $25,000 money order through Western Union.
It's like, the government didn't have a better way to do that.
It's like, nope.
It was so sketchy.
I know.
So funny.
Literally walking into a liquor store in Washington, D.C. with thousands of dollars.
And if I got mugged or if I lost it or whatever, that would have been my ass.
It's not they would, oh, you know, innocent mistake.
Here's the money.
Do they make you buy like a minimum purchase, like a bottle of whiskey or something?
Oh, no.
They were happy to take the cash, surprisingly.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good, that was a good idea, though, Sam.
I should have done that.
But then I think I got a call for me.
It was either the FBI or the Department of Treasury saying, sir, why are you sending tens of thousands of dollars cumulative to Jeekistan?
I said, oh, no.
I was so nervous.
I was like, oh, I didn't do nothing.
I was just sending it to these contractors over there.
It's U.S. government money.
It's all on the up and up.
I'm sending it through Western Union because you freaking retars haven't figured out a better way to do this.
Basically.
Yep.
Exactly.
All right.
Speaking of Central Asia, Central Asia will come into it.
Smasher, I was so surprised and disappointed that your appearance on Nordic Frontier, which I actually genuinely enjoyed.
Listened to that and I listened to the free fag TRS and then I listened to myth of the 20th century, the last one on conspiracy theories.
It was really a busy day.
I was on the road and doing work today.
But I couldn't believe that you guys didn't talk about the Nord Stream multiple explosions that is right in their backyard.
And I guess Andreas, he just wasn't ready yet.
I suspected that the anti-Russian animus of maybe himself or some of the guests had something to do with it.
They didn't want to talk about it.
But long story short, everybody knows that it happened.
I think anyone with one eye and half a brain can point to the likely.
What about one eye and two ravens?
You can't pull one over on that guy.
But Smasher, you do have personal experience that with bluffing up with Odin and tampering with international pipelines.
Yeah.
But okay, so well, I mean, you could talk about the background if you want to, but seriously.
So one of the things I saw was that, okay, oh, look, there was this.
I don't give too much credit to Poll, but sometimes they're right.
You know, a plane dropped torpedo, essentially.
Other guys said, oh, no, they probably had those, you know, explosives strapped to the pipes long ago and they were just able to activate them when they wanted to.
Other guys were saying it would have been seals, you know, dispatched from a submarine who went up there, planted them, got back on the sub, and then they clicked the remote control.
Anything changed in terms of the likely how?
If not, the well, the who'd done it is obvious, but yeah.
Well, I like the plane theory.
I didn't know that that system exists.
It's what, M-A-W-W-C, I think is what it's called.
Or, oh, H-A-W-W-C-Hawk.
I didn't know that that was a thing.
Obviously, I'm not in the Navy, so I never had to deal with any of that stuff.
But that seems like a pretty good option if you wanted to do something like that, especially because there's routine flights in that area and stuff all the time.
Whenever I was in Eastern Europe and the Baltics, we spent a bunch of time flying out into the Baltic Sea and stuff like that.
So there's a lot of activity in that area.
But I had no idea that they could drop torpedoes from 30,000 feet.
And the flight data for that plane all matches with the limitations and standards that you have to meet to actually do a Hawk torpedo drop.
So as soon as I saw that, that screenshot from Pole, I was like, okay, well, now I have to try to find if this is even possible, right?
Right.
It's like, okay, just because there's a plane that could do this doesn't mean that any of this flight data meets the standards for doing it.
And then it's like, actually, it's designed to drop at 30,000 feet with your airspeed at this, blah, And it's like, okay, well, that's actually exactly what the plane was doing.
So I like that theory.
If that isn't the case, I still think SEALs are the next best thing.
I don't think a sub would be involved.
A sub would be easy, undetectable, could slip in, do it, and slip out.
The only problem with a sub is that there's at, I don't know how many people man submarines typically, but that's at least 100 people that need to know about what's going on in your operation.
And the more people that know about something that's super secret, the harder it is to keep it super secret, right?
Yeah.
A SEAL team, okay, you have six guys.
A flight crew, okay, you got what, four, maybe six guys, or the SEAL team might be eight guys.
It doesn't matter.
You're talking about small special operations contingents going out to do some real bad stuff and do it really well.
And they're easy to keep.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The only thing you got to be worried about is some SEAL writing a book about it in a decade, but by then it won't matter.
So, you know, the sub would be a really easy way to do something like this, except for the fact that if you're really trying to keep it secret, like espionage can't be, isn't accomplished by 100, 200 people at a time.
You know, it's small, small man teams, two, two to three man teams that you can as BAP would say.
But yeah, so a flight, like a flight crew dropping a torpedo like that, or the SEAL team.
And my big thing with the SEAL team, I don't know that much about underwater drones, but I imagine that at like 100 or 230-ish feet, you start to have problems with it.
But again, I don't know that much about underwater drone capabilities or anything.
But you'd also, at that depth, you would need a really experienced diver that knows the risk.
Commercial divers are restricted to 190 feet.
And I think, I think, I don't, I don't know what non-commercial divers are restricted to, but it might even be 100 feet.
It's not very deep.
I mean, it is, it is actually really deep, but comparatively, it doesn't sound very deep.
But a 220, 230-foot dive is a really, really big deal.
It's really dangerous.
You can only raise, I think, 30 feet per minute or something like that afterwards too.
And that you can change that rate depending on like your comfort level and you know, a bunch of other things.
But so you'd need, you'd need somebody that was an experienced, a super experienced diver and somebody that knows about underwater demolition.
And so obviously, like the basic underwater demolition school comes to mind instantly.
One of the, you know, BUDS is one of the major SEAL courses.
But then you, of course, can go on to more advanced stuff as well.
Yeah.
So I don't know, you know, who knows?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fascinating.
I mean, first, so I, I, every once in a while, I open up Apple News on my phone when I'm really like scraping the barrel of my usual sites.
And I pulled up this Vox explainer.
What happened to Nord Stream?
And like the Western, the Western press, the British press in particular, it's just a total house, not of cards, but of lies.
And they just, they just state like without any reasoning or argumentation that it was the Russians.
Of course, most likely the Russians, they did this to further plunge Europe into darkness.
And, you know, listening to that myth episode about conspiracies and false flags and all the rest of it, I was like, okay, well, like, you know, we're always willing to grant the premise that this was a false flag or at least consider it.
Right.
But two international energy gas supplying pipelines built at great expense between Russia and Germany at a time when the West and in particular Washington has made it clear that Russian Russia is going to weaponize energy to Europe.
They're going to cut the gas off when they go and get stuff.
Now, of course, that's coming to bear.
But at the same time, the West was working on bringing all this other sourcing of gas from Azerbaijan across Turkey and up, talking about even bringing it from Turkmenistan into Europe.
The West had the motive.
It certainly had the means.
Yep.
And they forecast it with, of course, their, you know, usual.
Yeah.
Well, they, they, they, um, I mean, the blowing up of the pipeline essentially cuts off like the peaceful rejection of NATO or the EU or whatever.
Along with all the energy stuff that, you know, the U.S. has been, you know, working on and helping coordinate and everything else.
And then, I mean, just the freaking, the Joe Biden, which I'm pretty sure I cut you off right before you're about to talk about it, but the Joe Biden, the Joe Biden bit from February, where he was like, if, you know, Nords, if whatever he said exactly, but he was basically like, then we will make sure that Nord Stream 2 no longer exists.
And the reporter was like, well, Germany has full control of that pipeline.
What do you mean?
And he just like gets this, it was like a moment of clarity.
You could tell he wasn't the crazy old man in that moment.
That Cheshire cat smile.
Yeah, he gets this extremely malicious, teethy smile.
And it's like, dude, you know, America's about to do something.
Like, why blow if you're if you're thinking that, oh, of course Russia did this to further screw Europe?
It's like, well, they didn't have to blow up their precious pipeline that they fought for and had just recently christened the second line, which never even went into service, but it did have gas in there.
It was ready to go.
You know, what are they going to do next?
Like nuke Moscow and blame it on the West to escalate things.
No, no, no, no.
They're going to destroy all their farmland.
And then there you go.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to punch myself in the junk right now and blame it on Rolo.
In all fairness, you would do that regardless.
No, that's too homoerotic.
Sorry.
Yeah.
But you see, I need to.
I need to correct myself real quick.
Oh, I said basic underwater demolition school.
Buzz is basic underwater demolition forward slash seals.
I just need to correct myself before somebody sparked out about it.
There you go.
But have you guys seen UDT teams?
Yeah.
Have you guys seen the Dagle Deagle 2025 forecast by country?
They do population numbers by country.
And they do, I can't remember exactly what it is, but they actually do a lot of this population reporting and stuff for governments and like population forecasts and stuff for governments.
It's not just like some think tank out here churning out random numbers that could basically be AI generated.
I don't have the numbers off the top of my head.
It's been a minute since I looked at this.
I first saw it like, I think last year, but they are essentially projecting a major, major drop in population in most European countries to the tune of, I mean, hundreds of millions of people, which obviously like, you know, do we want to be like hair on fire running around screaming like idiots?
But with everything going on, the like looming threat of nuclear warfare and everything, it's like, man, maybe these guys like know what they're talking about.
I have been shocked at how far this has gone so fast, the amount of money and arms and material that the West has been willing to pump into Ukraine.
And if you're listening to this, I do not think that you would at all be crazy to get back, even though we're not in our prepping session of the show, which usually kicks off in spring.
Start thinking about those things for real.
I mean, just real quick, like there's only so much you can do, right?
What's the most likely scenario aside from like your kids getting drafted or something like that?
It's that the power is going to go out for a long time, uh, and winter is coming.
So, if you don't have a wood-burning stove, you can count on electricity running 24-7 or the gas to your furnace.
Uh, make sure those propane tanks are uh topped off if you got those big tanks on the side of your house.
For us here, we have uh a big Mr. Buddy, we got a little or big Mr. Heater, little buddy, tons of the tiny propane tanks that are convenient but a pain because they run out so quickly.
Uh, I think I got like four or five of the uh five-gallon propane tanks.
I always make sure all my gas cans are topped off, and uh, I just mean, when when these things happen, it's nice invest in blankets, just in for keeping warm, invest in nice blankets.
Like, don't like, don't go to Walmart and buy the $15 fleece fuzzy blanket, they're comfy and they're nice and whatever, but like get yourself a nice, like a wool blanket or a heavy down comforter, something like that.
Have you tried these weighted blankets where there's like a 30-pound blanket?
Yeah, you just have your young child sleep on top of you, weighs down the blanket.
Yeah, yep.
Um, but seriously, this was if the uh west, if NATO, if somebody it was either the United States, Russia, or China.
I think those are the only three countries, maybe the UK or one of the other NATO countries that could have done it.
Uh, I don't think China's dicking around on the Baltic Sea.
I don't think that Russia willingly blows up crown jewels of its energy infrastructure.
So, if you look at it that way, and you put yourself in Putin's shoes, that was uh, I don't know, an act of war against arguably two countries, Germany and Russia.
It's eerily reminiscent of old Morgenthau and his desire to basically starve out the Germans and moon of Alabama, which was wrong about the invasion.
They said it's not happening, they don't have the forces on the border.
Well, yeah, they didn't have enough to do a full invasion, but they went in anyway.
But they were saying that this is consistent with the remember, they want the Europeans in the Western camp, they want them to be housebroken, and they do not the worst nightmare in the world for Washington is for a Europe that starts even considering orienting East or you know, basically deepening ties with Russia.
They want the West in Washington's tent and they want Russia broken and either bend the knee to the West or utterly destroyed.
It's crystal clear that that's the policy.
So, just back to this population forecast.
So, Dago does, like I said, they do demographic data for the government.
The United Kingdom population at 2017 when they published this, 63,390,000 population at 2025, 14,517,860.
United States of America, population 2017, 316,440,000 population in 2025, 99,553,100.
So, this is like uh Gerald Salente's future forecast.
Uh, link that if you would.
I have never heard of it.
Oh, yeah, I'll drop it in the chat.
Yeah, take a look at it, whether you're giving us uh and I'm not, you know, I'm not saying, you know, I'm pleased.
I'm not making this prediction necessarily.
I'm just saying that agencies or companies that do demographic data for the United States government are like, hey, we're predicting a large event happening, you know.
And they're, they're not, they don't tell you what it is, they're not pretending that they know and they're not going to tell you, nothing like that.
They're just like based on the winds of change, however, we do this.
This is what we see happening.
The white pill in all this data is that Israel goes from 7,710,000 down to 3,982,000.
So that's good.
That's like a 50% decrease, basically.
Remember, fam, if shit hits the fan and we are closer to that scenario today than we have been arguably in the last, I don't know, 20 years, at least since 9-11, you could argue.
You want to make sure you have gasoline or diesel if you're super-based to be able to get somewhere.
If the pumps don't work, you want to have cash on hand.
You want to make sure your self-defense items are dude.
Yes, you do.
You don't.
Absolutely.
If you offer me cash for something that I have, I'm just going to shoot you.
Have cash on hand.
A horrible, you know, cataclysmic event.
And you want to make sure if you have.
If it's just like things get awkward for a little bit, you know, you absolutely like don't shoot people.
If it looks like the lights are going to be back on in like three months and things are just like kind of messed up, don't be shooting people.
But if it's like, yeah, dude, things are just done for and it's collapsed, like cash is not going to help you.
Gold's not going to help you.
Guess what?
Metal is heavy.
You want to carry around gold and silver?
Guess what?
I'm carrying right instead of carrying gold and silver, guess what?
I'm carrying food, water, and ammunition.
And if I really want your gold, like you can throw your gold at me and I will send a bullet your way and we'll see what, you know, we'll see how that works out.
And then guess what?
If I want your gold, I can take it.
Change rate for one bullet to all your gold.
He's going to be like the white Omar.
I rob nice white people of the things because I don't want to have cash on hand.
That's right.
Yeah.
Hey, plan bugging in is usually safer.
Make sure you can keep your families warm this winter if you can't get out for a week or more.
And second to that, make sure you have the ability to get the hell out of there with gasoline and stuff to hit the road, your bug out bags for your family car.
I still have a little candle and a coffee can smasher because of that because that advice you gave.
It's probably going to ride in there and like melt.
And like 20 years later, I'll be like, damn, that candle cut down on my fuel efficiency.
No, but it's now would be a good time to invest in dirt bikes for the family if you live in a wooded location.
Because I mean, well, think about it.
Think about, you know, if everybody wants to leave, highways are going to be blocked, roads are going to be blocked.
There's going to be accidents, yada, yada, yada.
So you bug in because you're smart.
I agree.
Bugging in is the best thing that you can do.
But chances are going to be pretty good that roads are going to be largely inaccessible after a certain point.
So you need a vehicle that can either drive off-road or, well, yeah, you just need a vehicle that can drive off-road.
So people want to go for trucks and things like that.
Not a horrible idea, except depending on where you're at.
Like if you live in a super wooded area, super hilly, things like that.
And when I say hilly, I mean like sheer cliff faces, rocky terrain, things that like you need a real, like a Jeep built for rock crawling to get around.
You know, you can't drive your full-size pickup through the woods.
You can't to a certain point, but you're not fitting between trees.
But like dirt bikes, you know, dirt bikes would go anywhere.
They're not heavy.
It's a little speculative.
I don't really see myself riding a dirt bike through the woods for some reason.
If I'm going out in the woods, I'm going to be hunting deer, but it's not really useful.
I mean roving gangs of white nationalists on dirt bikes.
Sounds like Jedi out in the forest mood of Endor.
After the Do Little Aryan collapse.
And don't forget our pal Rusty's advice, too, to know your neighbors, make friends with your neighbors, even if they're normies, if they're lefties, maybe forget about it.
I'm going to make stew with my neighbors.
Having, yep, having neighbors.
Stew Peters and like Stu out of my neighbors with that, let us bring this first half to a close.
I have barely scratched the surface of White Pills and more really awesome mailbag this week.
So don't go anywhere.
And I am going to indulge DJ Rollo.
My only concern with the song Rollo was that perhaps everybody.
But that song is like five or six years old.
No, no.
Yeah, I think Gordon, the scoundrel, played that at one of his Americaner shows.
But regardless, we are going to dust.
Nobody listens to those.
Sam does, because Sam's cool.
We're going to get more listens on Americaner Syndicated than Octung Americaner mission stated.
Regardless, fam, this is DJ Rollo with Patty Tarleton, or requesting Patty Tarleton and who's going to fight in World War III.
And we will be right back.
Now who's gonna fight in World War III?
The boots may hit the ground, but you won't see me.
No, I ain't killing Russians for the land of the unfree.
But who's gonna fight in World War III?
Welcome to our nightmare.
The devil has confirmed.
Your vote had never counted, so skip your turn.
When all is said and done, oh, it's all gonna burn.
Rome wouldn't burn in just one day.
You have no nation and you have no name.
They flood our homelands full of filth and say that you're to blame.
So why should I die and scratch my family name?
Oh, just to be a loser in your game.
So who's gonna fight in World War III?
The boots may hit the ground, but you won't see me.
No, I ain't killing Russians for the land of the unfree.
But who's gonna fight in World War III?
You who lead the circus, well, we ain't your pets.
And we ain't fighting endless wars while we're drowning dead.
You'll never be the same, but there's been no changes yet.
Except the blood of our soil.
Dear Donnie, are you listening?
You lost our respect.
You're just another shill for an oligarchical wreck.
And when the body bags start coming home, don't you forget?
Yeah, well, this ain't our bloodiness.
So who's gonna fight in World War III?
The boots may hit the ground, but you won't see me.
No, I ain't killing Russians for the land of the unfree.
But who's gonna fight in World War III?
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die, glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die, glory, what a hell of a way to die, our blood is on their hands.
Abandon all hope to you who enter here.
You're hanging by a thread on the sleeves of puppeteers.
And as the empire falls, don't shed a single tear.
Just come on over, give it a little shove.
So who's gonna fight in World War III?
The boots may hit the ground, but you won't see me.
No, I ain't killing nobody for the land of the unfree.
But who's gonna fight in World War III?
Glory, what a hell of a way to die, glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die, our blood is unmade.
Fair Columbia, lay you down to sleep and pray to Israel your battered soul to keep.
You may have died and you awake.
Oh, what difference does it even make?
Still, I ain't fighting in World War III.
The boots may hit the ground.
No, you won't see me.
No, I ain't killing Russians for the land of the unfree.
So, who's gonna fight in World War III?
Who's gonna fight in World War II?
Not me.
Who's gonna fight in World War III?
Hey, welcome back to Full House episode 141, part two.
Come along with us for more merriment.
Good news.
Have you heard the good news, brother?
We got plenty more for you, and it's not about Jews.
Rollo gave you bad information there in the first half.
Trevor Noah, much to your and my surprise.
No, he's not gay, so far as we know.
I mean, he's probably Hollywood gay, which means a lot gay.
But anyway.
Anyway, if anyone other than Coach who was listening, you heard me say he's a fag, but I don't know if he's gay.
Expecting me to listen to every syllable.
Details.
Details.
Yes.
Yeah.
I like how Smash is the co-host of the show.
When he goes on, it's like, all right, all right.
Co-host, that's fine.
Well, I think we're all co-hosts, except for Rolo.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
I'm called James co-host too.
Rolo is, we don't subject him to the intern business that Borzoi used to get on the fatherland.
He's the producer, isn't he?
He's a whipping boy.
Yeah.
Certainly not.
Certainly not an intern.
No.
He's an outer.
Yes, he's a good sport is what he is, despite his fake news.
And yes, truth be told, I was not dancing in the streets when I heard the news that Coolio had keeled over in the bathroom of an ostensible heart attack.
Now, hear me out, dear listener.
If you listen to some of Coolio's greatest hits, they are actually especially I remember.
Sam's going to listen to I Remember after this.
It's like a black lament about the way things used to be.
Coolio was ripped out of the nice, kind streets of a Pittsburgh suburb as a young youth and transported to Compton, Los Angeles, California, and then talked about how crazy life got.
So keep your hand on the ground when I'm on the creep.
It takes a thief.
You know that?
Didn't he end up suing Weird Al Yankovic because of the Amish paradise?
No, he parodyed him.
He just complained about that.
Yeah, he just complained because Weird Al asks everyone for permission to use their songs, even though he doesn't have to because it falls under satire.
Coolio said no, and then Weird Al did it anyway.
Did it anyway?
Based.
Weird Al is actually based.
Weird Al is awesome.
I love Weird Al.
He can't be actually based.
There's no way he can operate in that industry if you don't know that he's actually based.
I mean, imagine, imagine writing a song like Jan's Paradise dying at 59.
Look, if uh, yeah, dude, he like he lived like like a gangster dying at 59.
That's like your dog living to be like 30, right?
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Not a real gangster, I guess.
You lived about 25 years too long, homie.
Oh, dude, like 35 years too long.
It's like, you're not a real gangster, bro.
I suspect that Coolio, uh, when history judges him, uh, they will see that Coolio was right.
No, I'm kidding.
He was just slightly kinder.
What's the Hitler quote?
Yes.
Uh, I can't think of it at the moment, but more or less that.
Yes, Coolio will be ready.
Gradually, I began to hate them.
Listen to I Remember, and you'll find a softer side of gangster rap.
It's like Coolio and ODB with their crazy dreads were separated at birth.
ODB, old dirty bastard, went one way, and Coolio lit with you.
I could talk about the golden age of hip-hop all day long.
Tell us, dude.
And I mean, to be honest, like James's Paradise is like, you know, the song that everybody knows from Coolio, and it's not even really that good of a song.
It's not, it's not.
Coolio is actually trash, to be honest.
Fantastic Voyage.
Yeah, what about one, two, three, four, something new?
Why did you wait for get your woman on the phone?
Gotta, gotta get up, get down, gotta, gotta get up.
Fantastic voyage.
Too hot, too hot.
Too hot for me.
Gotta run for shelter.
Gotta run for shade.
I know all those cool things.
See you when you get there.
Okay, buddy.
All right, thanks.
Happy rapper was Paperboy.
Dude, did he, if you want you, and I can see if I want you.
No, it's Paperboy.
Coolio just had the goofy hair.
Anyway, yes.
Anyway, I only cried two times when famous people have died.
Peter Jennings and Coolio.
No, that's not true.
I was Sam.
No, I know.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll stop with my cookery there.
But anyway, let's see.
We got lots here to go.
Let's hop to it.
Sam and I are on Tequila Gang.
It came out during the break that both Sam and I unironically enjoy tequila.
Love it.
Sam and Coach came out during the break.
It's delicious.
Yeah.
I at least look like an Hispanic outside parking lot of your local convenience store.
I don't know what Sam's excuse is, but I'll just kick things off here with the good news.
We don't have any new white life, ironically, considering how much we talked about demographics in the first half, but it's been less than seven days since we had old Tommy Boy on from down under.
However, one of our best men, and we'll just say that he's women slacking.
Kay is getting married this week.
He's young.
He's strong.
And he better have at least four.
Four is the new standard.
Three is yesterday's news.
So congratulations, Kay, or I should say good luck.
There's still time for things to go south.
Yeah.
It's imminent.
Don't go wobbly now, brother.
And Sam.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
Sam said that one of his buddies.
Go ahead.
Sam, have it.
I know one of your buddies is about to become a father again or for the first time.
Yeah.
More good news, too.
Yeah.
Well, I wanted to quickly say following up with last week's show, my son was in Germany and he competed in a Rollerblade marathon, which he, I won't say what place he came in because I don't want some sick asshole to actually go, you know, track down this race and see who came in what place and all that.
But he did finish in the upper half, let's put it that way, you know, towards the best racers.
So he's back and he really enjoyed his time in Germany.
And, you know, our friends, Wellington Arms, they are on their way to Germany right now.
Right now.
And they're playing a gig in Germany.
Imagine that.
So good luck to them.
And I'm sure that will be exciting.
But I wanted to briefly talk about, you know, last weekend we had a wonderful gig in up there in the Pennsylvania area.
I'll just leave it at that and met so many great people that weekend, the entire weekend, especially young people.
Oh my gosh, young people who were big fans of Full House.
And we heard about one fellow, he had gone to a all black school, you know, but he was very idealistic and very uplifted by our message.
And we were kind of standing around talking about, you know, if you're in jail and everything and you have to, you know, the one guy was talking about pleasuring yourself into a Kleenex.
But then this other fellow, he spoke up and he said, no, he's leading a virtuous life and he's saving himself for marriage and all this.
I thought that was very uplifting.
And I agreed with him.
I agreed and amplified it, as we say.
But the gig was wonderful, well attended, and it was truly an all-ages event because you had not only the very, you know, barely legal, but you had the or even underage because my youngest son, he was there with me, but it was an all-ages event.
And you had all the way to guys older than me there.
So we all had a great time.
Smasher was there.
I wanted to also say we started out at Smasher's.
You know, we were at his house for the show last week.
And Smasher and his wife were so much fun to hang out with and good hosts.
And we played with their kids and we had such a good time at their house that my wife and I, we just couldn't stop but talking about it.
And then Smasher and his wife joined us at the gig and we had a good time, a lot of laughs.
And, you know, more and more you see women at these things, and which is great because the ladies, they like to talk to each other.
They might stay behind a little bit and they have a good time talking to each other while we're all screaming our lungs out with the songs.
But I met so many great people and you learn so much just by listening to people and their perspectives.
So a great gig that night.
Party man.
Oh man.
Yeah, every weekend.
It seems like there's, yeah, there was so much merchandise for sale.
I spent all the money that I had that I could spend on flags and records and CDs and all that.
And man, we tore it up, didn't we, Smasher?
We tore it up there on the dance floor.
Leg is still swollen from a one one good hit I took in the in the pit.
My leg is still swollen from it the the guy that I felt sorry for there was an older guy there and he was like with a cane and he kind of got close to the pit there and I mean a couple guys just ended up right on top of him.
I mean the whole pile of people fell and this poor guy was at the bottom of the dog pile and uh, when they stood him up, I I was afraid he was not going to be okay, but uh, he limped away, seemed like he was probably going to be okay, but uh yeah just, you know, the conversations went on after the gig.
I enjoyed it so much.
And then, I mentioned earlier, we went to mass in the area the next day and again, such a thriving community there, all white people, wonderful families, moms and dads, little children and many little babies, newborns.
So we enjoyed that day and then we headed home that that uh Sunday evening.
So uh yeah, there's, there's so much things to do.
If you're a white nationalist nowadays that uh, I mean like I literally cannot take anymore, cannot take on any new new, new activities.
You know, I'm like so full full up.
You're gonna look like that black video gamer pretty soon after one of these weekends, just like, just like that.
But uh, with a screwdriver uh, jersey.
Yeah sam, you mentioned all the uh, all the swag and the merchandise there and and the stuff that was available at the show.
Yeah, I wanted to flag.
Antelope HILL has another new offering out that is particularly deserving of uh emphasis on this show and it's called thrilling adventures among the early settlers.
So what they did was they accumulated all these uh they're, it's all stuff that's in the public record now because it's so old, but it's basically wilderness and frontier tales.
Uh, intended for children.
They say uh, 10 or older uh, because there is some violence.
Heaven forbid.
Uh, and some of the writing you know uh, 10 year olds in 1860 read at levels that 20 year olds probably do and I I cracked it yeah, I.
Well those, those old uh stories are important because uh, maybe not for the kids, but I I remember uh uh, seeing some uh uh.
Well, history will call it I don't want to call it stories, but uh, uh accounts of uh, you know, dealing with the indians and how abs, absolutely inhuman and and Devilish they are.
Oh yeah yeah the, the romanticization of the American Indian has always I don't know, I don't know if it was Jewish, it could have just been uh, domestic liberalism or whatever.
Uh, but what's the difference at this point?
Well, there was like a whole, whole noble, savage phenomenon, with white people like all over the world, you know, you and people writing about what makes savage tough.
It was that stupid book, the Chief Joseph Book, And then that was like the template they used.
Like, look, they were all one with the buffalo.
And then the white man came and did everything evil that runs contrary to every single thing that you see white people.
Their average lifespan was 34 years, and they would behead the infants of rival tribes that crossed their path, not on their territory because they didn't believe in private property, but just while they were out roaming ranges.
And then the white man came and like established law and order and messed it all up.
What makes me sick about all that propaganda is they always show this noble red man on a horse.
The Indian was not any kind of horseman.
The Indian never domesticated any animals at all.
It was the European that brought horses to North America.
Are they even horses native to North America?
No, they are not.
They're not even named to Europe.
They're native to the Middle East.
They're from the Middle East.
They brought them into Europe.
They didn't even have a wheel.
Right.
Well, how did they move those teepees around then, Rolo?
Carrying them on their back?
They made the women.
They move the teepees.
The teepee just stayed there.
You see, they were a nomadic people.
I remember social studies.
Well, I'm willing to believe that they're nomadic because they're following around these tribes of buffalo, these herds of buffalo that they were genociding.
Yeah.
Because that's one thing.
I remember being taught that, like, oh, white people, we pushed the buffalo to the edge of extinction.
Like, no, dude, that was no, that's the Indians.
Not only Siberian Americans.
Certain type of fish.
They would hunt anything till it was totally gone without no idea of conservation.
And they would just move on.
That's how they moved on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's why we had an alcohol shortage during COVID.
The Indians drank it.
I have to admit that my, yeah, I was when I saw those Indian demographic stats from that stuff in the first half, I was like, oh man.
Truth be told, when the rubber hit the road, I was like, and I know they kill themselves before I do.
Oh, Jesus.
Right.
There you go.
Think of the bigger.
Anyway, it didn't actually give me joy.
I thought, oh, well, once at least independent people, but there is a book, you know, brought low, but there's a book called Myth of the Noble Savage.
If you actually want to dig into the anthropology and the science of the big lie, the big lie before kind of like Australian Aborigines, dude, they suck.
Yeah, they Andrew Jackson.
You got to wonder.
Andrew Jackson, those people one of the best presidents we've ever had, and his only mistake is not genocide.
The Indian fighter, they called him.
I think that what happened with Jackson was he tried to be as much a white man as he could, and he tried to integrate them, and they couldn't do it.
He's like, well, you had your chance, get out.
I think he was just being super magnanimous, you know, to his detriment.
It was a trail of tears, Rolo.
They were whipping them.
Yeah, they were marched down.
Yeah, the only tears are the ones that I'm crying that they're still alive.
Gosh dang it.
No, the tears whose nose they cut off.
Yeah, no, yeah, for real.
No, I don't mean I'm just relating my natural human sentimentality.
But what do you remember from history class?
You remember the stupid lines and the stupid tags that they give these things.
Trail of tears.
Yes.
I remember crying when my dog died.
I was not ever crying about a garbage Indian.
All right.
Well, Mark this.
Can I mark?
I'm sorry.
I'm just not explicit.
That's the best.
That's my, that was, there was an episode of Buffy the Vampire.
I hate these people so much and it makes me mad.
I'm sorry.
No, fair enough.
People were arguing over how people should feel about Indians.
And then the best character in the show says, Boohoo, stop crying over the bloody Indians.
Yeah, they lost.
You won.
Get over it.
It's how it works.
Speaking of Indians, the quote that's right on the first page of this book from Antelope Hill is: In a great crisis, one brave, clear-headed man is worth many timid statesmen or cowardly rhetoricians.
So take that one to heart, fam.
When the SHTF, I don't need to say a word after that because it says it all right there.
Remember to keep cool, stay calm amidst crisis.
When you were in Charlottesville, did you freak out or did you keep your head about you when you were in?
Oh, I freaked out.
You know me.
Yeah, you were watching Trump videos on YouTube while we were dying in the streets there.
It doesn't matter who was here first.
It matters who's here last.
Yep.
And it doesn't matter what you do.
It matters.
Well, it matters what you do, but there's a great George Cannon quote that what matters to a man is not what happens to him.
It's how he handles what happens to him, something to that effect.
So play the man, be the man.
I wanted to plug above time coffee roasters here on Full House for the first summer, I believe, because I put in my first order and I was that guy who was high maintenance.
And I said, I don't have a coffee grinder yet.
Would you mind grinding my first order?
I promise I'll get one.
So we'll see.
They've been put on notice.
If those coffee beans come whole, that's it.
First, last order.
We don't have a coffee grinder.
I have a coffee grinder.
We have a ninja blender.
And so the single serving like smoothie.
Does that work?
Blending size?
It works great.
You can't fill the whole thing up.
You put about a third of a third of the fill it up about a third of the way and it grinds a coffee really nicely.
We then pour it into a mason jar and then we just do that till the whole bag's done.
The bag fits perfectly in the mason jar.
Boom.
It was about 20 bucks when shipping and handling was included, but I'm happy to do it.
We'll see.
And yeah, a coffee grinder is like 20 bucks max on Amazon.
Or I don't know.
We don't have a coffee grinder company yet.
That's that's coming next.
Possible opportunity for above time coffee roasters.
I have, I can't, I can't start the coffee grinder company because the family connections of the IRA will get in too much trouble.
Be grinding bones in there.
No, they used to, they would use coffee grinders to grind up fertilizer for bombs.
An esoteric joke.
Yep.
Good for them.
Quick coach's comfy corner.
I think all of you guys should, you know, take liberty to do these things as you like.
Don't let me monopolize it.
But I just wanted to say how proud I am of Junior lately.
He has been both athlete and scholar.
He last game on the soccer field.
I said, I think two weeks ago, how he choked on two goals, but he created one for his teammates.
And he finally got one in the back of the net.
And let me tell you, as a parent on the sideline, I jumped even higher than I did before.
And also with his chess playing, he's kicking ass and taking names.
So scholar athlete, multiple suitors in the queue for him.
And as I'm getting older, I'm in my 40s and I'm looking at the gray in my beard.
Hey, I find some rejuvenation and some genuine smiles and heartwarming moments through my son.
He's not a young adult yet.
He's an old boy.
But it's just one of those rites of passage where you see them start to come into their own.
And I gave him the antelope hill book and he said, Dad, I've got like three or four books in my queue.
I can't just like, you know, change up my routine.
I was like, all right, all right.
As long as you read them.
Let's see.
I have.
God, I'm not an animal.
I came up with a schedule.
Okay.
I've got a chess schedule.
I've got a soccer schedule.
I've got a book schedule.
And no time for you, dear dad.
Cats in the cradle start playing in the background.
From the mailbox, you guys suck and I hate you, especially that greaseball Wop Rolo and that despicable Mick McKenna.
I don't even think Sam's accent is real.
I have it on good authority.
He is from Florida.
And Coach looks like those guys that hang out in front of my local Home Depot.
That's from Gordon Call.
True story.
I was going to say, this sounds like this is from Matthew Heimbach.
Have you ever seen Matt Heimbach and Gordon Call in the room at the same time?
I don't think Matthew Heimbach had any kind of fall from grace.
I think he just created a new persona, like Tony Clifton.
Well, have you ever seen a hobbit and a giant and their offspring?
That's what Gordon Call looks like right there.
Do you ever see a handsome cowboy who nevertheless looks like he's fallen off his horse too many times?
That's Gordon Call right there.
Nobody else.
Do you ever see a dumb retard?
Yeah, I'm looking at a couple of them right now.
My camera's off.
Yeah.
Gordon, thank you very much.
Love you, buddy.
It's nice that we're on the Americaner network, isn't it?
That's cool.
I guess so.
No, absolutely.
No, I looked at their offerings.
Gordon's building his own personal one-man TRS wrecking crew.
Yeah, he said, my personal goal in life is to destroy the right stuff and create a superior to the paywall shekel grubbers.
No, that's what he said.
He said it.
He said it in the email.
And because look, Coach, he's reading it right now.
Well, I think competition is healthy.
You know, get some other voices out there too, you know?
Hell yeah.
No, hey, I was so tickled when I was on a long car ride with Junior.
And I said, what do you want to listen to?
Because we've listened to some stuff.
And all sincerity, we can't listen to some of the TRS stuff with the kids.
And he said, let's listen to Octang Americaner because he really liked the homeschool episode that they did with Mr. and Mrs. Saxon, I believe it was.
So, you know, one good show goes a long way.
And Junior loves Americaner as a result of that nice time we had listening to that and discussing it live.
So let's remember to keep ourselves clean too so other families can have the same experience.
Yeah, Smasher.
Trying to think of better roasts for Gordon, but I think, you know, a blend of a hobbit and a giant together, I think that nails him to a T. Let's see.
Dogtown wrote in and I believe he's from down under, not sure entirely.
Heard y'all dissis don't say y'all.
Heard y'all discuss Bluey on the Sewell show.
Wanted to plug a couple more WN approved shows as there are not very many.
First, if your kids watch Coco Melon, stop.
It's probably the most watched kids show these days, but the color schemes and repetitive nature of the songs gets kids, especially under three, addicted and causes behavior problems.
Yes, it's yeah, it's pure retard brainwashing.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think Potatoes watched Coco Melon a couple times, but didn't really request it, fortunately.
Yeah, we've we've put it on before for songs, etc.
But whenever it starts, yeah, it hits a point where it's like, okay, I've heard this.
I already heard this song.
We have to turn this off.
I'm not listening to this again.
It's like, this is clearly a different part of video.
And yeah, it's got to get turned off.
There's no pause, mostly white characters and songs, but the animations, high contrast colors, and repetition isn't good for little kids.
Most kids' shows are like this.
But with that said, and I'll just say, you know, listen to me.
I'm praising Coolio and talking about the wonders of kids having tablets.
And now I'm going to say, like, your kids watching TV isn't the worst thing in the world.
And if you don't homeschool your kids, you're not the devil incarnate.
Sam is about to jump out of his seat and nothing wrong with voting.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can get all the vaccines at one time.
Believe it.
My burning fire for white power and the destruction of our enemies is as sincere as ever.
But I guess I'm just, I think that there's a little, maybe this is a bigger topic.
We can take it on.
There's a little, everybody knows that we have purity spirals and we have the ideal of the woman in a wheat field and the trad stuff and stuff like that.
The only purity spiral I have is every Jew.
The JQ is non-negotiable.
No, no, no.
Every Jew, every Jew.
Yes, every Jew in a shoe.
That's my purity spiral.
Yeah.
But in all sense, yeah, we're going to have such a big, big pile of shoes for a Holocaust museum over.
Oh, what did I want?
I watched Denial.
I finally watched Denial the other night, the Hollywood fanfic of Lipstadt and the David Irving trial.
I should have taken notes, but it was basically predictable.
And they even went through the Leuter report and they were walking through Auschwitz and stuff like that.
Of course, they celebrated the victory.
But back to my point.
Walking in Graceland or whatever, like walking through Auschwitz.
Walking in Memphis.
You're walking in Memphis.
Whatever.
Don't listen to that.
Don't walk in Memphis.
Retard.
Dude, dude, country music is just like nigger bop for white people.
I don't want to be a white parent de-radicalizer.
There's a lot of pressure on parents.
There's a lot of stresses.
And you're not going to hell.
And your kids aren't automatically going to turn into trannies by going to public school.
Your young ones are not going to turn into Zog automatons by watching a little Coco Melon.
That said, all things in moderation.
Don't let things get out of control and monitor this.
Actually monitor the situation.
Don't Trump monitor the situation for changes and keep TV to a minimum and don't send your kids to non-white public schools or even Ritzy white public schools because that's where it happens.
Send your kids to non-white public schools because it's a guaranteed chance that they will hate niggers.
They'll be tougher for sure.
They must.
Please don't do that.
I am pleased to do that.
They will result in a kid that hates niggers, but it's not worth it.
Yeah.
No, I just wanted to put that out there for some of the some parents don't have the luxury to do it and other parents are simply not as concerned or paranoid as the rest of us.
And I'm certainly not maligning those who are doing everything to get their kids zero screen time and homeschool and all the rest of it.
But there's also a little aspect of exposure to the world as it is in preparation because they will inhabit it.
We can't keep them on the homestead 24-7 all the time.
Little bit of a tangent.
Didn't mean to do that.
Back to Dogtown, Arpel.
Let's see.
Two good options from both a content and animation color scheme perspective.
Of course, limit all screen time, but if you're cooking or trying to keep a toddler quiet in the car while baby sleeps, these are great.
Trash truck centered around a white boy and his adventures with a trash truck.
Trash truck is pretty cool.
Smasher knows all these.
I knew Coco Melon, but not this one.
A bear and a raccoon, wholesome and white, created and produced by Gentiles.
Check out Trash Truck.
I don't know if it's only available on YouTube.
I assume this is.
I think it's on Amazon.
Yeah.
And the other one is Angela's Christmas, a short film about a Catholic Irish family at Christmas in the early 1900s.
Smasher's ears just perked up.
There's also an Angela's Christmas 2.
We will link both of those.
And he says, keep up the good work, guys.
Ever heard of Angela's Christmas?
Yeah, I was thinking Angela's ashes when I saw Angela.
Yes, sir.
But yeah, which I don't know.
I enjoyed the, I read the first one.
Just his sad sack memoir about life in Ireland.
I didn't find it particularly dishonest or exaggerated, disingenuous, but whatever.
Next one in the mailbag.
Hi, I am writing in regard to a recent episode where you and your fellow co-hosts discussed being willing to go above and beyond in order to produce more white babies.
It was the episode with the email from the Arian Chad mega wolf or Arian, yeah, Arian Chad 1488.
My situation is slightly different.
Arian stallion.
That's it.
He misremembered.
I already have a wife, but lately I've been feeling tired.
And so I was wondering if one of you would be willing to come down to my house and help my thrust.
My preference is the potato man, no homo.
Yours truly, Kyke Slammer 1488.
True email.
True email.
Got it.
Well, yes, of course.
The answer is yes.
Hard question to answer.
Well, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here's the thing with this email.
I'm going to tell you how I'm pretty sure that this is a troll, and I'm going to tell you how I know because he didn't ask for Sam for help.
That's how you need it.
He obviously wants to subtle, but okay, fair enough.
Why would you want two kids when you can have 53 or however many Sam has?
Sam can't keep track of him.
He doesn't actually have seven.
He just doesn't know.
That's just the number he picked.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's lucky.
Like a lucky number.
Yeah, Sam's like an NBA basketball player, except he knows where they are.
I know who this guy is.
Thank you, sir.
Call you Jay.
I see you there, Jay.
But people love the roast.
People also loved the Stakes Are Too High dad joke.
A couple people said that they used it and they had a totally wrapped audience that really thought it was a true story.
And I even heard that when I laid it out on the show here, you guys were like, there was a pause, like, oh, coach went to a butcher shop.
So remember, remember the stakes are too high dad joke.
If you didn't hear it, go back and listen to it.
Seriously, people were like, that's a keeper.
I don't know where my dad joke Bible is.
I need to find that.
Perhaps my wife threw it out or put it in the fire.
There's actually, there's a butcher shop around us that has a couple of billboards up, and they're just pictures of steak, and it says, We're raising the steaks.
There you go.
Yeah, it's good.
Rolo in the Mr. Plow episode where Homer, he's like, you know, he's getting beaten by Barney, the plow king.
And Lisa suggests that he needs to create a new ad.
And Homer comes up with the idea where he's going to rap.
He's like, yo, I'm Mr. Plow.
And everybody in the world.
I'm the plowing guy in the USA.
Everybody in my living room looked over at me like that was something that I would do.
I was like, what?
What?
I don't get it, guys.
Another one in the inbox for Smasher.
Popular guy this week.
Smasher, while cleaning out the basement and getting old baby stuff ready to give away to Goodwill, my wife decided that she really would like one more baby.
I currently have three sons, one from a previous relationship, and twins with my wife.
The Scotsman in me says to hope for a boy because we already have all the clothes and toys.
However, my wife's friends and I suspect she is behind this and they're adamant that I need to give her a little girl.
Truth be told, I'm definitely hoping for another set of twins.
What do I need to do to get one of each?
Diet, tantric concentration, ice baths, and that's from V. So, you know, prayer, Catholic prayer.
Yeah.
I never, I never wear socks.
Uh, I force my wife to also remove all articles of clothing.
She likes to keep her socks on because women are like cold or whatever.
And I'm like, nope, that can't happen.
And then during the deed, it's all real.
I keep it, I keep it in the forefront of my mind what I want.
And then I get it.
And that's just how it happens.
Will and Vrill.
It's the Adolf Hitler portrait on his ceiling and the onions in his wife's socks.
Whatever works, whatever it takes.
Yeah, whatever it takes.
No socks.
No socks.
All right.
Here's a serious one.
We got jokers in the inbox.
That wasn't serious.
It was tongue in cheek.
I think, you know, they really wanted to.
Yeah, there you go.
Tongue in cheek.
Hey.
Well played.
All right.
Hey, full house crew.
I just finished listening to the show and wanted to share my two cents on that situation.
This is from two weeks ago.
Holy hell, that guy you wrote in.
I was laughing my ass off the entire time you were roasting him.
Dude, really needs some serious self-reflection and improvement if he wants a solid chick in his life.
Now, to his credit, Arian Stallion wrote in magnanimously and said, well played, sirs.
Well played.
He wrote a lot more.
It was really long.
I was like, buddy, less time corresponding with us, more time being normal.
He might be listening to this too.
Arian Stallion.
We'll have you on.
But I actually told him, I was like, you should come on and we'll talk to you like normal people.
Yeah, put him on.
I will still belittle him and call him a dumb retard.
Well, that's fine.
I'll be nice.
Yeah.
Sam will give him good.
Especially if he wants to.
You talk with an Italian accent the whole time.
Like, mamia, why you say such a gay home of stuff?
Well, we'll mix it up.
It'll be great radio.
Seriously, Arian Stallion.
We'll have you on if you want.
You're going to get roasted.
You're going to get treated fairly.
And we'll see how much of a fed you are.
Just kidding.
Anyway, this guy says, I don't know.
How much of a dumb faggot he is?
There you go.
Literally, literally, too much of a dumb faggot to be a fed.
Feds are like, no, it's not leave this one on the cutting room floor.
Yeah.
Timothy.
Yeah, let's have mine.
Definitely.
All right.
So still got handsome truth in Arian Bacon out there.
Platform every single day.
So desperate.
Blind Dad is too busy for us.
I'm like, you're blind.
You can't be that busy.
You go home, you know, like you need help.
He can't find his cane, bro.
He's got to get things a lot.
No, listening to everything.
We love Blind Dad, but he's got to get worse treatment than Rolo.
I mean, you know, it's like he comes home, you know.
I think he's like, no, Blind Dad is out there sleeping in front of everybody and nobody knows.
We were talking about Blind Dad falls asleep on the job.
Everybody's like, his eyes are usually a little closed anyway.
He's just working.
No, two weeks in class.
Guys, got a job.
Yeah, look at you.
You've got your eyeballs and you don't have a job.
Blind Dad's out there hustling, working night shifts, morning shifts.
Yeah, doing his doing his Reynard Matthews impression.
Who's Raynard Matthews?
Does he know that it's night shift?
The dead black.
Well, no, but you know, I assume he's listening to this because he's not going to watch it.
What else do you know?
A lot of people with his life.
A lot of jobs will pay you.
Yeah, I'm just really into sound.
I like to listen to the trees and the full house and the bees.
A lot of jobs.
Well, he's certainly not going to paint anything.
Give Jackson Pollock a run for his money.
A lot of jobs will pay you more money.
He makes a lot of money.
Night shift.
So, like, if you're blind and you can't see the sun, then just work night shift for the extra three dollars an hour or whatever.
And live in Alaska, too.
Right.
Be a cop.
As well.
Be a cop.
He'll be get featured on Vice.
Look at us.
Dude, blind dad.
What?
Blind Dad.
Blind Dad could do anything and like anything retarded.
Like he could be like a musician.
Like maybe he can play guitar like the Jeff Healy band.
But like, let's say he just picks up the trombone and he could just like put out a YouTube video.
Like, I'm blind, but that doesn't stop me from making music.
And he can make intentionally the worst music ever.
And every liberal Jewish rag will like put out puff pieces about how he's so amazing.
And then he'll like perform next to Lizzo, but he won't have to look at her.
So it's like a good deal for him.
He'll just get showered.
But he'll have to smell it.
He'll be like his sense of smell is better.
Yeah, but he just puts some essential oils under his nose and then that'll block out most of it.
Like, you know, if you get a skunk in your house, and then like he'll have to change his name to Crippled Dad because he'll just he'll be completely battered from all the stacks of money that people will just throw at him.
We'll have to hook him up.
Blind Dad, if you're listening, do this.
Be a painter.
Blind dad, be a painter.
We'll have to hook him up with the drummer from Def Leppard.
I want to find out if Blind Dad can produce podcasts personally.
Yeah.
His listening skills are great.
Well, no, like I like I said, you know, Blind Dad is proof that race is more than skin deep because he hates niggers and he can't even see them.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
There it is.
He uh, yeah, I'll maybe I'll put that in the show notes or whatever.
Just go back to the full house library on telegram, t.me/slash fullhouse shows.
And I think we called it blind dad.
That's.
Why do uh, why do Niggers stink?
So blind dad can hate them too, so blind dad can hate him too.
All right, back to our serious question here.
Enough simping for blind dad.
You should make a tiktok, by the way, it'd probably be big, all right?
Uh, let's see.
I know in my case why I don't have a chick.
I still have to work.
I still have work to do on my flaws and need to hit the gym.
I'm not fat, but i'm not fit either.
I'm more on the redneck side and not a very stylish dresser.
My biggest hang-up is I'm shy and it takes me a long time to get the nerve to shoot my shot.
Lift heavy, get them on the fuck about it.
Lift heavy, get a mullet, wear flannel, drive a truck, and you will get a ton of country girl pussy.
I promise.
I'm kind of thick-headed also.
Sam is listening carefully, at least.
Like a gal could be naked as a Jbird sitting on my lap, and I'm still questioning if she is into me or not.
All right, that was me in high school.
We got to break it.
Dudes are just kind of retarded sometimes, like that, you know?
Yeah.
Thinking things.
All right.
Let me finish this up.
I had plenty of bad relationships and want to find the right chick that's going to stick with me.
And my worldview is not going to be a point of contention.
A lot of guys probably think all that is just BS excuses for not trying.
And that may maybe they're not right.
I do need to get my ass in gear before my window of opportunity to become a husband and dad is closed.
So I'll encourage you all to do another dating episode.
Also, I want to say that I thoroughly enjoy the show and must give you credit because of Matt Flaville coming on the show.
I did my homework and decided to join the AFA.
Oh, yeah.
It wasn't a long-winded request to put in Feds meeting Feds pool, but I'm happy to take any advice you're willing to share.
Keep up the work, the stellar work, and many blessings to you all.
Hail Victory.
And that's from S, I'll just say, to protect them.
Yeah, S. You don't sound that atypical, if that makes sense, right?
He doesn't sound like an autistic retard.
He sounds like a normal dude.
He sounds like an honest problem.
Yeah, he's honest with himself.
He knows what he needs to do.
And I was like that with girls once too in high school.
I would say it's worse.
The biggest thing is shoot your shot.
You know, that's probably the biggest thing holding you back is just the apprehension to do it.
Yeah.
You kind of there's there's a certain level of shamelessness that you need to have for it.
And I don't mean, you know, acting a fool and, you know, stuff like that, but just if a girl says no, she just says no, who gives a shit?
You know, it can kind of suck and whatever, but at the end of the day, she's not your girlfriend right now.
If you ask her to go out and she says no, you're in the same boat, buddy.
That's just one less girl that you got to worry about.
Think of it like have a little bit of fun with it.
Be lighthearted.
Realize that you're going to be told no many times.
And just don't, you know, once once you accept it for that, then it won't bother you as much.
And you're not putting a lot in into, you know, you're not putting all your hopes on the next girl you're going to ask out, but get out there and just have a little fun, strike up a little conversation, make a joke.
Yeah, maybe a lot of the times you'll get a cold shoulder, but definitely there will be a percentage that will be interested too.
And we know that like the dating pool, sexual activity pool, et cetera, is all kind of like getting weird and smaller and more specific.
Just by interacting with women, your chances are significantly higher than yes.
I mean, and that sounds like no duh, you have to talk to women in order to meet women, but even more so now, as people become more alienated and everything, if you're one of the few people still willing to engage with women outside of like you know, the very basic level, then your chances are going to be that much better.
And so, you know, it can be tough to overcome those internal internal things that you've got going on as far as like awkwardness or self-confidence or whatever it may be.
And it's something that you're going to have to work on.
And I mean, quite frankly, nobody here on the show can really, we couldn't answer that specific issue here on the show.
You know, we might be able to talk to you about it in private or whatever.
And I'm happy to do it.
I'm sure others are too to try to help you.
But that's something that you can look into, you know, check out some YouTube videos, wash your penis and whatever.
But it sounds autistic, but it's also something that you can kind of think through.
Like think through who you are and just how you would respond or how you feel like you should respond in certain situations and then just commit to it and just do it.
Tell yourself, like, I'm just going to do it.
And again, it can be difficult, but you can do it.
You don't need anything else to just do it.
And it's like a betting.
It's like a betting average.
Yeah, go ahead, Sam.
Yep.
It's like a batting average.
You know, when the batter goes up to the plate, yeah, the batter accepts that not every swing is going to be a hit.
And mostly they go out, you know, and they're the batting percentage.
If you're batting 300, that's really, really good, right?
100 no's and a yes is still a yes.
Yeah.
And that one yes is going to feel way better than the last hundred no's that you got.
The more you do it, the better you get at it, too.
Yeah, you'll get better quickly.
One good-natured, uh, it doesn't even have to be a romp, but one success will breed more success and boost confidence a little bit.
Sort of like the dam breaks a little bit.
You realize this is not black magic.
This is not some invisible force field that is preventing me from interacting normally with the opposite sex.
You just sort of have to fly casual, chewy, be confident.
Get a relax so easy.
Yeah, I know.
And it sounds cliche, yep.
But, you know, I've kind of come around to the point where things that are kind of cliche, you say that they're cliche, but they're cliche because they're true.
And it's the same thing with generalizations, right?
Like, I'm not racist, but generalizations are true because they're just, you know, or else they wouldn't be general, they wouldn't be stereotypes, you know, kind of that sort of a talking point.
It's like, these sort of things are true and it's cliche to say them, but that's only because they're true.
And the women are not all thoughts out there.
Believe it or not, our guys are in the same boat as so many white women who are like, can I just find some guy who's like normal, kind, reasonably attractive, a little bit, you know, confident and engaging, a little bit of a Chad?
But they're not, they're not all looking for Arian Stellian 1488.
Yes, they are.
They are.
Oh, I know.
Game theory says that they are.
All right.
Are we, are we given, are we getting game theory is pushed by dudes like Andrew Tate that rape and abduct women.
Underage women, please.
Come on, get it right.
Like, look at me.
I'm a dumbass retard, and I never had a problem with girls.
So, You know, clearly, it's not about being Andrew Tate, maybe it's about being a dumbass retard because I'm a smart ass, yeah, yeah, yeah, big thing part of it.
Part of it is overthinking it and being a little bit of a grog.
It's actually really tough to put a dating show together because when we did get the gringo, we relied on notorious Cad Joe from his younger years.
Get the Gringo, excuse me.
Uh, but it's like what kind of show is this?
Get the Gringo.
Oh, yeah, that was, of course, a play on the great Mill Gibson film where he's down in Mexico.
He wasn't trying to explore the other side of sexuality.
Uh, but it's like we would have to find somebody who's like, you know, what are you looking for?
Like a guy who recently got engaged and married, or a guy who's still out there playing the field, uh, you know, almost like a playa, as they said in my day.
Uh, well, we could have some women on and say what they'd like the men to do.
Maybe.
All right.
Well, call this an open casting call for the great dating episode.
Maybe we'll make it a live stream and open house, casting cash.
Yeah, I know.
As soon as I said casting, that was the first thing that came to mind.
Uh, but if you're hearing this and you want to come on and give good, like you know, it's a tricky situation, right?
Because guys, can I add a caveat to what you're about to say?
Is if you've been out of the dating pool for more than five years, don't bother because you have no idea what it's like.
We want the hot stuff, we want it from the front lines.
Yes, because there's plenty of people that say, This is what I do to meet my wife.
What you do is you talk to her when you're in high school.
That's what you gotta do.
That's what worked for me.
Go to church.
That's a direct attack on me.
Yeah, it's not a dirty, it's an indirect attack on you.
I was thinking of someone else, but as I was talking, I'm like, I guess that also happened to Smasher.
But you don't tell people to do that.
That's just what happened with you.
Right.
I'm like, if you, if you have the opportunity to do that, go for it.
But like, I'm not telling you to pick up girls in high school.
Especially if you're not in high school.
Unless you're in high school.
If you're in high school, pick up girls in high school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're in high school, go college.
If you're a senior and you date a freshman, is that?
Yeah, that's probably frowned upon.
It's fine until you turn 18, but then you got to kick her out.
She's just practice until you meet the good one.
No, my recommendation is you find yourself like a nice, like 85, 90-year-old woman with a lot of money and no kids.
Yeah, dude.
They called that the Lex Luther strategy.
It works every time because then you're going to be loaded.
Then you get whatever you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Marry a grunge rock star that's addicted to heroin and then shoot him in the head with a shotgun.
Whoa, I would, I would marry, I would marry their daughter.
Absolutely.
Are we at 60 minutes yet, Rolo?
Please tell me where you are.
The only thing I have left in my notes is Swiss chard.
You mentioned Anna Nicole Smith.
Yeah, was she not married to what's his face?
She's married to the crypt keeper.
She married an old Jew.
I don't know if he was a Jew or not, but he looked like one.
And then no, he literally looked like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt.
And then she died herself of an OD like five years later.
I don't know if she actually got that.
Five years later, it was much longer.
I remember when she died.
Gosh, she was a mess, man.
Yep.
Anna Nicole Smith.
The guest jeans girl Anderson, naked gun 33.
Anderson is still all these, let's be fair.
No no, I know, but she's still ruined.
I mean, like all these blonde bombshells like like don't yeah don't, hey.
Claudia Schiffer, still alive and kicking and married to a white guy?
Oh, i'm sure L Mcpherson is still alive and kicking, but you know, like Claudia, was she?
No uh, L Mcpherson is sort of in the Claudia Schiffer time frame.
I was mistaking what's her face for Courtney Love.
So I was, oh yeah, no.
Anna Nicole Smith, uh, she was.
She's like.
Anna Nicole Smith was real good looking.
Yeah no yeah, I know, Courtney Love never was.
No, Courtney Love is just looked.
She just looked better than she does now.
That's all I can say about Courtney Love and her pride.
Yeah yeah, Anna Nicole Smith, her daughter is real good looking, though she had a severe uh like bimbo um story arc for a while.
I remember that.
I think she is like Pamela Anderson lead, or Pamela Anderson too, in that she was uh, severely enhanced artificially.
Oh, absolutely reduces the appearance that was.
That was really a thing in the 90s, like that.
That trend has mostly died, but like all of those like playboy, playmate women, it's like a lot, a lot of a lot of silicone in there.
Very, very strange period, because it was like it was like experimenting with new technology, like they they, they found a way to make it look somewhat realistic.
So just every one of these women did it when they had the opportunity.
It's very strange.
And then now everyone's like, no one really likes this.
People aren't getting, uh like fake boobs anymore, or or they're not getting like these comical boobs.
They're getting, you know, reconstructive surgery, Canadian shop school yeah, Canadian shop teachers and women, yeah, have you seen that German woman that has the massive fake honkers and she got her skin dyed black or brown?
Yeah, who would want brown skin?
People that like poop um, but yeah, that seems to like have disappeared and peacefully sunsetted, along with Anna, Nicole Smith and Pamela Anderson.
Anderson's still alive again.
No, I know.
No no no but, but she is just that to me.
Rollo yeah no no no, but she's basically a nobody at this point.
Right, she's retired, more or less.
She's like tweeting about q and she's like she.
I was gonna say she's a Pita activist.
Is what she is.
Yeah, she's like a Peda activist and a Q Anon activist at the same time.
Is she q?
She was, no yeah no no, no Was big into this weird conspiracy stuff for a while.
I think you're thinking of are you?
You're thinking Jenny McCarthy.
No, Jenna Jameson.
Yes.
Jenna Jameson.
Now we're just like going through all the porn shows.
All the hot novels.
All the hot log pics that we know.
Janet Jameson.
Jenna Jameson.
Janet Jameson is too.
Well, Jen Jameson's a Jew, but no.
Pamela Anderson was like a big, big time Trump.
Yes.
Yes.
There's no way Pamela Anderson was big time Trump.
I don't, I don't.
That is, I've never heard that.
You're thinking of the clueless, the clueless mulatto.
Yeah, you're thinking about Stacey Dash.
Coach is hideous.
Speaking of Girls Gone Wild, though, do you remember the cartoon, Pamela Anderson cartoon Striparella?
Striparella?
Yeah, I remember that.
Didn't Stan Lee make that?
Probably.
I think he did.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Sam is going to quit the show.
He's like, first coach is cooking on TV.
No, Sam is a comic book guy, and we brought up Stan Lee.
So now Sam is dialed in.
I know how to bring him in.
Pamela Anderson, Don's Bikini.
Pamela Anderson, Don's Bikini asked President Trump to pardon Julian Assange.
That's right.
So she wasn't big on the, I shouldn't say she was big on the Trump.
She's big on the Julian Assange thing.
Yeah, but that's still Julian Assange.
Still locked up.
Yes, yes, but still.
Okay, she's been on Tucker Carlson.
Well, good for her.
Smash her head.
She has photos with Donald Trump.
How do you ensure that Operation White Christmas does not become a moral hazard?
Serious question.
And that people aren't just getting free gifts without defined moral hazard.
Sure.
So somebody just say I created an Amazon wish list and or like how do you know that the Amazon wish lists go to deserving families?
Serious question.
Well, so we do, we have a couple of qualifying questions and we ask those, but we don't ask about like your income or your situation.
Now, most people that send in an email are like, hey, I lost my job or my spouse died or, you know, whatever, whatever their situation is.
They normally will explain that.
We don't ask.
We just make sure that they meet, you know, certain basic qualifications, like they're white and they're not a race mixer and whatever.
And then we go from there.
I mean, to be honest, it's kind of based on the honor system because unless we ask them for a bunch of personally identifiable information, then we don't have a way of doing that.
Because even if we don't ask you for PII, but we ask you for an explanation, well, you can just lie anyways, right?
So there is a certain amount of good faith in that we hope that people aren't lying and being dishonest and taking advantage of people.
But that's also part of the reason why, like, I don't, I don't like raising money for this type of thing.
We do the Amazon wish list so that people can put on what they need for kids.
And you can see that.
See, the worst case scenario, it's kids' gifts.
It's not like energy drinks.
Exactly.
At the end of the day, you're not buying like 36 by 34 pants.
Edible panties for Sam.
Yeah.
Right.
All right.
You can see, okay, all right.
So, okay, maybe this family doesn't need the help that they're saying.
Light bulb, Sam, light bulb.
But at least, like, I bought a bunch of Lego sets, you know.
So this is either going to an autistic, an autistic dude or an actual kid, one or the other.
Fair enough.
Alex McNabb.
Yeah.
Yeah, if he's autistic, he might be our guy, anyways.
Chances are.
Yeah.
So we, you know, I would love to have a vetting that entails some of that, but it's just not super realistic without getting into questionable territory of getting information that we don't need.
It's around the corner.
That's why I asked.
And I just wondered if somebody had to name drop somebody who knew them or not, not to solicit.
No, we've had, we've had people that are totally unaffiliated.
Well, I shouldn't say totally unaffiliated because obviously they're connected in some way, shape, or form.
If they're hearing about Operation White Christmas through the NJP, but, you know, not necessarily vetted or anything like that.
And yeah, so.
Yep.
But we've also vetted people that, you know, reach out and they've been like, hey, you know me.
This is my situation.
I hate asking for this.
And it's like, no, this is like, this is why we do it.
Right.
Like, you should, it's, you should hate that you have to ask for it because we live in like this horrible Jewish world that puts us into these weird financial situations.
But you shouldn't hate that you need help and you should actually be really happy that you have a community that can help you.
You know, I'd rather have a community that can help me and need some help than need help and not have a community that can help me.
Well, and those of us who can help are happy to help.
That's right.
Well, and that's, that's another thing.
It's like, man, we put out these lists for people that need help with Christmas and we run out and then people are like, I want to go buy a gift.
And there were no gifts left.
Do you have anything else?
And they're like mad about it.
And it's like, that's a wonderful thing.
I'm glad that you're mad at me that I don't have enough things for you to buy for people.
To give is truly better than to receive.
Amen, Sam.
On 17th June, 2022, Home Secretary of the United Kingdom, Pretty Patel, approved Julian Assange's extradition to the United States.
On the 1st of July of this year, Assange formally appealed the extradition order.
He's currently confined in Belmarsh, category A prison in London.
He's been there since April 2019.
I was just thinking about old Julian, whatever is going on in his brain today, listening to myth and whatever his ideology.
He is a seeker of the truth and in theory, a good guy.
So the other, the conversation I mentioned earlier in the show about Michael Anton saying that they're coming for us and revolution is on the table.
They're coming after big people now.
You know, like senior officials from the previous administration in the United States.
It's not just coming after hot dog vendors and Charlottesville bad optics guys.
Everything is on the table.
We like to think that we're the only ones that they're after, but no, the gloves are kind of off for the system now.
They're, you know, blowing up pipelines, risking World War III, I would argue, stealing elections, and now prosecuting everybody from nice little Catholic fathers protesting abortion to the biggest names in the world.
So get your stuff straight, fam.
It's rocky times.
There's plenty of good things to be happy about.
And we all know it's going to get worse before it gets better.
I think that's preordained, not to end on a gloomy note.
On that note, on that note, whatever FBI agent is listening to this, you're a faggot.
Kill yourself.
Show us where we're wrong, not on the doll.
Show us rhetorically and logically where we're wrong.
And let's say that FBI agents are not really interested in the doll.
They're more interested in the actual kid.
And you shouldn't have a conversation with them either, as much as we'd like to.
It's not that system yet.
Yet, we sold you around.
Sammy Baby, party man.
Party baby.
That's right.
Thanks to all those full house.
Thanks to all those full house listeners that I met.
And keep listening.
You know, we got a real family here, a real bond we have.
It's wonderful getting out there and talking to people that are, you know, they have their own life experience to talk about.
And the show is certainly something special with our listeners.
Always hits me in the feels when you send that feedback and I smile and then I blush and then I do the, I don't know if it's an Anglo thing or a German thing where I'm like, ah, you know, whatever, you know, taking compliments or stuff like that.
But if this show has meant something to you or provided something to you, God bless.
That's that's awesome.
Thank you very much for sharing the love.
Smasher, man of the hour.
Thanks for coming up.
Thank you for having me as always.
And I would like to follow up with Sam and thank you to the guys that I got to meet this last weekend at the show.
It was amazing.
Was it, you know what?
It was a nice balance because my grandma had died only hours ago and I'm here talking to guys that can't stop, you know, paying compliments to the show and saying how much it means to them.
And, you know, that's like, that's the shit that makes us all worth it, man.
You know, I'm tearing up a little bit like a bitch.
Amen.
Big softy.
Rolo, be my neighbor.
Come on, move.
Do it.
I like you that much.
I will.
Seriously.
Italians keep moving.
This is a white man's neighborhood.
But you know what next week is?
We just passed through Rosh Hashanah, so I'm all out of Jewish holidays to celebrate.
It is my one year on the show.
Oh, great.
Wonderful.
That explains the listenership numbers.
Yeah.
I got soccer that day, Rolo.
I didn't see a cat on your lap this episode.
Damn it.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
Nope.
The first time he walked by and then he decided he's on the couch right now.
Thank you, buddy.
I think you are officially the greatest producer in Full House's history.
I mean that in terms of chop chop value add, always on the mic and pretty, fairly likable to boot.
Don't hurt yourself with those, all that compliments you almost gave me at the end.
Fairly almost likable.
He does turn them shows around good.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, if only we had an artwork guy who could turn them so quickly.
Whoa.
Yeah, you got one this week.
Yeah, I know.
That should get better, too.
Total creative license, Smasher.
Have fun with it.
And truth be told, usually it's like an hour before I'm ready to post the show.
I'm like, hey, Smasher, here's my art concept or, you know, do your thing.
And you're like, coach, Rolo sent me the show four hours ago.
Thinking about it since then.
I'd like to post a show in seven minutes ago.
Sometimes I'm on German time.
Sometimes I'm on Irish time.
Sometimes I'm on Polish time.
It's the hazards of being a mutt.
And you know what?
Sometimes Smasher's on colored people time.
Sometimes Smasher just doesn't.
Yeah, I'm like Chad.
What is it from the Eminem song?
Stan.
I'm like Stan.
Stan.
I see the artwork, but he's Arian drawing.
Chad.
Stallion.
Stan.
Anyway.
And grow Swiss chard, everyone.
That was the, we had grown Swiss chard previously, and it was delicious.
It's insect repellent.
You can eat it straight out of the garden, dirt and all.
Make it into a salad, stir it up with some garlic and onion.
I don't know.
My wife does that part.
But it's a wonderful stick them in a stew.
Yeah.
My second favorite crop of 2022 after, of course, potatoes.
And this is, of course, the last full house of September 2022.
You can retire your green day.
Wake me up when September ends because it's basically over.
It's September 30th now.
I just learned how to play that song on the Dulcimer today.
Not on purpose.
I was just kind of sticking around and I hit a couple of the notes and I was like, that sounds like it.
It's a dulcimer.
It's a three-string stick instrument.
The one that I have is, is the stick dulcimer, but there's like the lap dulcimer that is traditional.
Sounds like an African guitar.
It's like a guitar.
Yeah.
Actually, the banjo is an African guitar if you want to get real technical.
Perhaps.
Anyway, fam, follow us on Telegram, Gab, drop us a line, fullhouse show at protonmail.com.
We are at full-house.com.
And of course, givesendgo.com slash fullhouse if you're feeling generous and you enjoyed hanging out with us this week.
Next week, either Blind Dad or Handsome Truth and Arian Bacon.
And Kerry Bolton, prolific author, longtime member of our cause.
I kind of helped a guy out who needed a little bit of advice and a couple connections.
And he said, hey, you want to have Carrie Bolton on the show?
I said, absolutely, for all of his great work.
So stay tuned.
We're working on it all.
And of course, the dating special.
I don't know.
I'm just going to outsource that one to Rolo.
What the hell do I know about dating?
It's been two decades.
So, to all of our listeners, I don't know, hanging in there, waiting for World War III, either grabbing the fence or shaking in their boots, do something about it.
Don't just spend time on the internet and worry or shit post.
Top off your gas cans, make sure you got propane tanks, silence your dogs in the background, and do something every day for the cause.
To close us out this week, this is, I've been meaning to play this for a long time.
It's still Synth Wave September.
This is Brute Force by Daniel Deluxe.
Put this one on at the gym on a run, maybe while you're on a romp with your girlfriend, your fiancé or your wife, Sam.