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And yet this life that I sowed, this path that I have showed, and by greatest toil bestowed, is yes also to your father owed.
My blood, in which your genius is found, you are called upon this to defend.
But by no other chain are you bound, if only you lived always to this end.
Yet, as you are by me possessed, so also me you likewise possess.
And with a power unguessed, which enemies tremble to assess.
For this greatness, feel never shame.
For survival is upon greatness based.
For this greatness, accept never blame, unless its power has gone to waste.
Yes, never believe in fated decline, or that all things must turn to sand.
For you are the sun, not the vine.
The seasons are to your command.
On to
the third anniversary special show of Full House, episode 126.
And we are the world's finest show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your paternalistic host, Coach Finstock, back yet again.
And no, this happy and humble effort of ours doesn't feel like a year over two.
That was Ode to Sun at the Top, of course, by Mark Brahman and Zurius.
It's the first track we closed episode one to back in April 2019.
So just wanted to bring things full circle here as we get a little reflective three years on.
Just a few highlights of the past year wanted to flag in case you're a new listener.
We've been at this for a while.
We'll just go over the past year.
No need to do a whole tour house, full house tour to Horizon.
But I think the new white life that we celebrated always comes to the top of the mind.
probably hundreds of new white babies over the past year and even a few that we can claim either direct or indirect credit for with humility and modesty too.
The USS Liberty survivor show comes to the top of my mind.
Just the honor of having those men on and finding out that that gnarly, nasty, terrible attack was worse than most of us, even in the know, realized.
Really proud of our series on prepping and homesteading.
We did three or four shows that got a ton of good feedback and pictures from the audience of them going out and plying their wares.
And we'll talk more about that later.
Don't forget that we had Chris Cantwell from the clink, not once, but twice, including on Thanksgiving night.
Don't forget Chris Cantwell.
We posted his address in the clink and ways to send him commissary on our Full House channel.
I think we've had some of the best Russia-Ukraine commentary in this thing, if I could say so myself.
And I got a couple nasty grams accusing me of, oh, what's Bausman paying you?
Is he Jewish?
We'll talk about that later, but always fun having Charles Bausman on.
He really gets people's noggins jogging.
We had Tom Sewell on the show when he was fresh out of solitary confinement for something like seven months.
Michael Hill and Spectre together to talk about Charlottesville, Southern nationalism, and the opioid epidemic.
Kevin McDonald was a great show.
Glenn Allen on all the good things he's doing on the legal front for our people.
Series of religious shows.
We had the Asatru Folk Assembly leader on and a couple of Mormons on for another Mormon special.
And also we had a mashup with Andreas from Nordic Frontier.
We had on some real skinheads, both from the music scene as well as from American defense skinheads.
Handsome Truth, Sam and Laura from the UK, the Borzois, right-winger, and even a three-hour testosterone-fueled, total autistic spurgout.
A lot of people said, holy moly, thanks.
I had to listen to that one two or three times to soak everything up.
So I don't know.
Not bad, not bad for all the shows we did in one year.
If this is 126, I did the math.
If we did a show every single week going back to April 2019, we would be up in the 150s or something like that.
So we missed a few good number of shows.
No fault of my own, of course.
It's all our regulars.
But tonight, anyway, we have just our core.
Yep, Marty Phillips.
Thank you.
I missed that one.
Rolo, good man.
We don't pay you for no reason.
And it's just Sam, Smasher, Rolo, and me here on a cozy Sunday night.
No live stream.
I was overruled.
I wanted to bring the show to the people, but these guys said it's Sunday night.
It's late.
What are you stupid?
And the answer is yes, perhaps.
Also, a happy Easter to all of our Orthodox listeners.
And I will say it right this time.
Christos Voskrisay, as they say in Serbia, last Orthodox Easter, I said Merry Christmas to everyone, Christos Savrodi.
A couple Serbs were like, coach, you screwed that one up.
You know, that was egg on my face being married to a Serb.
I will shut up here in a second.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks.
We haven't had a show in two weeks, so we got a nice slew.
Big thanks to Rusty, Mick, Humongous, JT Says, and Longshanks for their kind support.
And also, I want to give Durandle a big special shout out.
He sent the complete set of Scooby-Doo and Johnny Quest for the kids to enjoy.
We cracked into Scooby-Doo.
And Durandle also, when I posted the other day that I was blackpilled, that's why we didn't do a show on Thursday.
He said, coach, we appreciate what you do.
It means something.
And he never lies.
And I said, oh, thank you, Durandle.
You're the best.
So he's number one fan for a reason.
Thank you for the shot in the arm and de-blackpilling me there when I had the blues the other day.
Hey, there you are, Smasher.
What's up, buddy?
I'm Darundo's number one fan.
There you go.
All right.
Everybody's got to have a number one fan.
Guys are looking over at their wives like, it's you, right, honey?
Maybe.
Okay.
And two quick announcements here.
I also wanted to give a big thanks to the White People's Press who sent me a bunch of children's books.
He said, oh, you know, I had a little bit of extra stock here, but they, one of them was this outstanding, thick, beautifully illustrated and bound 50 classic tales of the Western folk and fairy tale tradition.
I wanted to flag that.
Their website is whitepeoplepress.com and they have a lot of great offerings on there.
We also did my mirror tells a story, which is also published by them.
And while we're in the publishing boosting business pro bono, Anelope Hill said it's not too late to get submissions in for their writing contest, annual writing contest now.
And that's at antelopehillpublishing.com slash event.
I think it's just poetry this year, which is probably going to dissuade a lot of people, but means, yeah, you might have a lower bar to entry to make.
Yeah, what rhymes with nigger?
Wigger.
Chigger.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, with that, I will shut up.
I know we were backed up by two weeks, had a lot to get through and on to the birth pedal.
First up, after myself, he has been on more full houses than any other man, aside from my handlers.
Sam, it crossed my mind.
You know, just the other day, I was thinking, you know, we're coming up on three years.
We've done a lot of good work.
We've covered a lot of topics.
For a nanosecond, I thought about closing up shop big guy.
And then I thought of no, I think it's the show kind of, it binds all of us together, those who listen to it and those of us on the show.
I think the show is really important in that sense that, you know, we get on here, we talk about things, we have interesting guests.
And, you know, maybe, maybe it's not like brilliant per se, but it binds us all together.
And that's why it's tough on me when we miss a week.
I look forward to it.
And I think the listeners really look forward to it, even if we, you know, if we have a shorter show or we put something out.
And yeah, I remember our humble beginnings when we were kicking it around talking with Larry Ridgway and forging the concept of the show.
I think it really touches people and it touches me and it touches me that it touches others.
Yeah.
I went back and listened to indulge in the first ever show, which is only on Telegram, t.me slash fullhouse shows.
And I realized just how chatty JO was on that one, but we did.
We put him on the hot seat because he had his son on the way.
And now he's probably, yeah, well, he's two years old at least, and he's big as a house.
But yeah, I was thinking about you too, because we have the melancholy gene.
And I was like, there's nothing really wrong.
You're just being a grump.
But I was like, I don't want to be a grump on air and be a sad sack and have these guys have to cheer me up.
So anyway, apologies for the delay, listener, and to our regulars who were ready to go on Thursday.
But yeah, welcome back, Sam.
Sam's backed up more than somebody who took the opposite of MetaMussel firmer.
Yeah.
Stool hardener.
Sorry.
Yeah.
All right.
Get to the best of the best.
They just got to do it.
Heroin.
And there he is.
Next up, fresh off another NJP assembly.
It's safe to say that now, somewhere in the continental United States, maybe even in a barn.
You can hear it in his voice.
He must have been conducting the choir at this one.
He has missed more full houses than any of our regulars, but he also always has the best excuses to do so.
Potato Smasher, welcome back, brother.
Yes, we were somewhere in the continental United States this weekend, and it was a great event.
It was huge, the highest turnout we've had so far.
It was incredible.
So we had a lot of really, really great people turn up as well.
Will Planer was there?
Everybody familiar with Will Planer.
Who's Will Planer for the audience?
He was arrested for the Battle of Sacramento, and he spent roughly two years in prison.
And then he ended up beating the charges.
So he was in prison, you know, that whole time and ended up beating those charges.
Hell yeah.
Great, great guy.
I was really, him and I have followed each other on social media for years and we've chatted and whatever.
And this was the first opportunity to meet him.
Really, really great guy.
Nice.
I did hear from multiple people independently that it was the biggest one yet and that it was great.
I heard Warren's speech brought the house down.
Yes.
No disrespect to the chairman or to Stryker.
But Warren killed it this time.
I mean, it was his speech was exceptional.
Amen.
And I want to ask you more about NJP later in the show.
You have an open invitation, of course, to talk about that anytime you do, that you want to, but you've been too generous or too humble to do so to date.
So any updates you want to peak.
Next event is, what is it?
Labor Day in September, the first weekend of September.
First Saturday of September, right?
First Saturday of September is the next NJP event.
It will be in Ohio.
Be there.
All right.
There you have it.
And yeah, dig into what's going on there a little bit more.
I did want to be there.
A couple of people asked, where were you, coach?
And I had two very good excuses.
One that ended up evaporating.
And then I realized, oh, yes, I have other responsibilities that weekend too.
So thank you, Rolo, for letting us know.
It's 10 minutes.
Speak of the devil.
Next up.
He is the Phil Spector, Harvey Weinstein, and Steven Spielberg of this show, all rolled into one.
And you wouldn't have it any other way.
Rollo, my friend, welcome back.
We're back.
Is that the trade?
Yeah.
It's been two whole weeks, three whole weeks.
I'm not sure, but gosh, dang, my life is incomplete when I'm not here.
Should have done a parody of One Week by the Bear Naked Ladies for the show.
Well, it's been longer than that.
I'll find another find another song with however long.
It's been two weeks since you recorded me.
And I just realized Sam sent us.
I forgot how I forgot to play Sam's thing that he sent me.
Yep.
Anyway, nothing compares to you.
I know it's been seven hours and 15 days.
You know, I'll do something like that.
You know, I have a thing about shooting the shit too much at the top of the show before we get to the meet, Rolo.
You know, I don't have anything interesting to say.
So I just have to stream of consciousness talks because I'm embarrassed.
I was very sad to hear that your internet technician doubled your internet speed because that meant no more excuse for keeping you muted.
How do you think I feel?
Congratulations.
Yeah, Rolo called the local company and they came out.
He's like, oh, you got mice nests in here.
It looks like somebody's stealing your cable.
And here you go.
Boom.
Twice as fast.
So call your cable company or your DSL provider if your internet's slow.
Actually happened to me too, where I had to call them and they were like, oh yeah, you were routed to a box like two miles away and you have one half a mile away and then it was better.
All right, everything okay with you Rollo, other than the usual.
Oh yeah, you know, I like you, do you like nine inch nails, coach?
Uh, I did actually a little bit some, you know the, the hits, the common ones, none of the deep tracks I don't think I ever got okay well well, the from the album.
Well, I need to remember to how to get you with that.
No no no, there's a song on uh with teeth.
It's called.
Every day is exactly the same.
It's more or less like my life.
Okay, you know, I just sit in a, like I lock myself in a room until you call me and then i'm just ready to go.
It's not pretending, i'm not a, i'm not a robot that you had created for this show.
You volunteered for this.
I didn't ask.
That's not true.
Yeah uh, I thought we would go around the horn and do quick, quick family updates or open mic for our guys.
Uh no coach, Taskmaster here uh, i'll start and just give the the brief Laya To Land.
It is a glorious.
I'm back in the gazebo.
It's about 70 degrees right now.
No need for the heater on.
Uh slept out here with daughter and the dog.
Uh last, just last night, on a whim, we had family movie night out here and then we conked out watching uh, what was it?
Uh, Shanghai Noon pretty dumb from 2000, Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan.
Regardless, that's not important.
I thought it was really uh, precious that the dog kept guard over us.
And on the homesteading and prepping front, I am i'm not super impressed, but i'm quite satisfied with our progress.
This weekend got in about half of the bag of 50 pounds of seed potatoes in the ground and we made it a whole family effort.
Uh, I got Junior to come and use his size shovel with me to sort of turn up the native grass which wasn't killed off by tarps over a week, surprisingly so we, we stirred that all up, added garden soil and then I got Potate our potato, our dear potato uh, to hand me the potatoes to put in the ground, and the daughter got in there to water it all in and stood there very dutifully showering it back and forth.
So we did that and we also did the bit, taking Rory Reddington's.
So we took Mitt Gartner's potato advice and uh start, I still got 25 pounds to go.
Good god, i'm like the tired Wojack with potatoes at this point uh, but it's a labor of love.
And then we did the bit.
We took Rory's chicken advice, got the coop ready and stopped into Tractor Supply and for a song it was like 250 or 3 a pop per chick.
We got some Rhode Island reds uh, half a dozen and got them all set up and the uh well, Junior's not too crazy about them but uh, daughter and Potato are delighted to go check on them in the coop and pet them.
They're already better behaved than the damn guinea fowl were.
And on the subject of guinea fowl, this is a long update.
Uh, we do believe that Charles, the sole survivor of the brood, is gone.
I did see the dog snacking on what looked like a chickenfoot the other day And we haven't heard from him in about a week.
So I think that was like she got to the rest of them.
She probably hid him off property knowing that I was defending him from her.
And then also we took a trip.
Part of the reason the show is delayed is because it was spring break and took the kids up to grandma and grandma, grandma and grandpa's wonderland.
And just total spoiling.
I noticed that the kids, as usual, were a little punchy a day or two after grandma and grandpa's house, you know, a little spoiled.
Maybe a little bit of their manners had fled, but that's okay.
It fades when they're back under the iron thumb of mom and dad.
And we took the Cape May Lewis ferry.
I don't know if you guys have ever driven onto a ferry and taken that, but that was the crowning jewel of the visit.
They loved it going up on deck and catching the wind and seeing the lighthouses and things like that.
So it's been a good two weeks since we last recorded and can't wait to share more poultry stories and no more mention of guinea fowl on the show.
I think that's basically it.
Sam, I know you have had a lot going on over the past couple of weeks, but I wanted to, I mean, if you don't mind me asking, the story about the funeral and your friend was most not to go from like, oh, look at all these nice things to Sam went to a funeral, but still, it sounded like something that it was.
Well, I could transition it for you.
Before anything else, I wanted to make sure I got out that next weekend, that is the weekend of the, or the day of the 30th of April specifically, there's a great gig going on in the Pittsburgh area.
A couple of our buddies are playing in band, and it's going to be a great time.
I can't recommend it highly enough.
We're going to have three or four bands playing in that area.
If you are a vetted person, you can reach out to American Defense Skinheads, or you could reach out to me or to us here at Full House and we can get you set up.
But you got to have some kind of reference to be there.
And that's just part of the security we have to do.
But it's a great time.
I may even be on stage there.
Oh, man.
It would be great to see you guys there.
It's, you know, like I tell people, maybe you say to yourself, I'm not exactly into this type of music.
Well, it's not just about the music.
It's about the great conversations you have and clinking your glasses together with new friends and old friends.
You'll make a ton of friends there every time you go to something like this.
It's great camaraderie and there's always good laughs and it's a good time.
I would say don't miss it.
The venue is going to be extraordinarily unique.
I can't say it over the air like this, what it is.
I'll tell you guys off air.
We've been there.
We've done a couple of things there before.
It's a sky.
It is keys after hours.
We know the manager.
We opened it up.
It's really wild.
But, you know, if you can make it, get in touch with somebody and go out there, you will not be sorry.
It's a blast, and I'm looking forward to being there.
I wish I could have been at the NJP thing, but I can only go to so many things.
And anyways, we had a Troops of St. George event this weekend that I had to go to.
And so I wanted to just say that real quickly.
But as far as, yeah, we had a friend pass away.
This is somebody who we have known for years.
And she was a troubled person, but somebody who was trying to do better with life.
you know, booze and pills, they get a hold of a person and it combines with other stressors in their life and it's really hard to get away from it.
And we've been through ups and downs with this woman and difficulties in her marriage and things like that.
And we were very sad to find out it was the Saturday before.
Well, maybe I shouldn't give such specific information, but we found out on a certain day and that she had passed away.
And it was a shock.
It was in a certain sense, you could say it was not unexpected because of everything that had gone on.
But anyways, no, she was not doing great.
But anyways, anytime you got to bury a young person, it hurts, you know.
And it did, it, it got to me, you know, like I said, you could rationalize the thing about, oh, yeah, well, we could have predicted this and we shouldn't be surprised.
But all the same, it hit you in a way.
And grief is a thing that in and of itself, it exercises a certain effect on your soul in a way.
And it brings back other, it reawakens other feelings, you know, when there's, you've had different losses in your life.
I've known a number of griefs in my life that were tough, you know, and it just kind of brings you back to those things, like those griefs, they never really go away.
You know, you kind of forget about them just because we're human and you move on in a certain way.
But I couldn't help but dwell on that.
And there were a few other things, I shouldn't say, there's one other significant family thing where we just kind of had to dismiss somebody.
And, you know, it's just when you're in grief, it feels like there's no bottom to it.
There's like no, there's no making it better, you know, and you just got to kind of suffer through it.
And, you know, I can remember griefs even younger when my grandfather died.
I remember walking down the aisle in the church, you know, at the funeral and feeling like, you know, in my young mind, it's just like, I'll never get over this.
I'll never, I'll never be happy again.
I'll never laugh again.
But of course, even that later that same day, you end up, you know, you're just your humanity.
Somebody says something, you laugh and you get over it type of a thing, but you don't really get over it.
You know, I guess that was just something I was thinking about as I was processing a few of these events here that in the last couple of weeks.
I'm sorry to hear it, Sam.
It's not funny, but it's interesting that you mentioned that about your grandfather, because when I had the grumpies or the blues the other day, I happened to be like walking behind Potato out in the homestead and I had to, I'm always able to like rationalize or like step outside myself.
And I was like, oh, what the hell are you sad about?
Imagine if you lost him, right?
Imagine if somebody killed him or if he got hit by a car or if he drowned in a pool somewhere, right?
That's grief.
That's depression, not this momentary woe is me or whatever.
Yeah.
I shared on the show a few weeks ago.
I won't reshare the quote, but something that always I always used to check myself is like, think about your kid's dead.
Think about your kid's dead.
Yep.
Well, and sometimes that happens.
Don't do it a lot.
Don't do it a lot.
It's like, you know, things could always be worse, which is sometimes a crappy thing to think about, things getting worse.
But, you know, that helps me out a lot whenever I'm feeling down or I'm like, man, things kind of suck right now or whatever.
Just like, just think about how much worse things could be well, and sometimes potato smasher right now, too that that's a reason to to feel better about yourself.
Sometimes things.
Things do get to that worst point though, you know, and and the the uh.
The thing thing is that you're a human being, and human beings have coped with these types of things for forever.
Right, you know, this is like part of life in a way, and if you want to try to tell yourself something good, it's that, that this is, this is nothing unique about this.
You know, when something bad happens in your life, because it's not always death.
Sometimes the worst thing than death is that the person continues on, like whatever the thing that has separated you, like going through a divorce, let's say, in a way, it would almost be easier if the person died because then you could mourn the person and they're gone and you go through all those steps.
But this is in some situations, the person is still alive, but they go on in this defective way, you know?
So, you know, this is just part of the human condition that you're going to work through it and you're going to be okay.
And that's, that I think is the real lesson is sometimes when something bad happens to us, we think it's something against us personally.
We take it like, what could I have done different?
What, what could I have told our friend or done something different for her that might have made this better?
You know, she, I knew where she was.
Couldn't I have done something different and better and all that?
It's kind of, it's kind of like life is this way, you know, and the thing is to not give up and not think that this is all everything has come to the worst thing in the world to you right now.
No, there's a million people going through griefs, a million people who are going through betrayals, a million of people, millions of people who have to struggle with withdrawal or I have to tell this family member, that's it, I'm done with you.
We're never speaking again.
You know, that's, you hate it to come to that, but it's in some ways it's, it's not abnormal.
That's, I think, what gets to you is like, oh, how could this happen to me?
No, no, it's not that it happens to you.
It happens to everybody.
And if that maybe could at least help you to cope with it, doesn't make you feel any better, except that you have to go on and not, you know, not go and, you know, some people unfortunately would maybe even hurt themselves because of some kind of disappointment, betrayal, or somebody is gone out of their life.
No, you have to keep, you have to keep going on and you got to have a long enough view of this stuff to to see it that way.
Might take a day, might take a week, might even take a year, but you certainly don't want to cut it short.
Like we watched The Miss the other day where at the, well, I won't give a spoiler, but at the very end, the guy makes a very bad decision and then things change in an instant and he's like, damn, I wish I hadn't done that.
And further to Smasher's point about, you know, they always say you shouldn't just have kids to fix a relationship, right?
You're like, oh, no, maybe if I get her pregnant, then the relationship will get better.
But having kids is a wonderful fixer for the blues because one of the things that got me out of the funk was Junior is training for, I guess they're having like races, actually organized races on field day this year.
So he's one of the best long distance runners.
So he's training for the mile run.
So, oh man, what's up, Dad's Alley?
But going for a run with Junior shirtless around the valley, listening to whatever music he wants to pick or I want to pick.
How could you possibly be depressed listening to the A-team shirtless running through spring sun with your progeny?
Yeah.
Right.
Just thinking about it.
So have kids, not to get out of depression or to fix a relationship, but because it will prevent those things and also force you to just get off your ass.
And you don't have a choice to be mopey all day.
I guess some people choose to be that way.
Rolo's never been depressed a day in his life.
Fact.
He's just born that way.
Well, it's, you know, the same reason why blacks aren't depressed and they're incapable of feeling stress.
It's the low IQ.
Those are human emotions.
Right.
Go ahead, Smasher.
I don't know if you want to open up your heart about your blues or if you got good family stuff for just, I mean, I know that I know that having two sets, I mean, it doesn't, you don't even have to say it.
I am very busy.
Yes.
No, things are pretty good.
The boys are having a rough time sleeping.
So I've been sleeping on the couch, which sucks because the boys have just been so bad at night that like I'm actually just in the way because of all the like moving around that the wife has to do in the middle of the night with the boys.
So that's kind of sucked.
But it's like they're also how old are they now?
There'll be one in July, whatever, whatever that number works out to, right?
They're not even a year old yet.
So it's like, of course, like they're doing little kid things and having twins with two other kids, like, yeah, they don't get the training of the sleep training, you know, the same way that the other, the first two got because the first two, they didn't have any other kids to compete with for nighttime.
You know, so that's kind of been a big stressor.
But again, like, it's going to be fine.
We've already got kids that sleep through the night.
So I'm sure we can get these kids to sleep through the night without like locking them in the basement and ignoring them until they fall asleep.
Amen.
You know, besides that, it's like working like always.
I was just out on the road for work at a friend's house.
I put a beautiful roof over their porch.
Nice little shed roof attached to their house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It went from it's funny because like I just put a roof, you know, off of their house onto the porch, but the house looked completely different.
It was a huge, huge improvement.
Sitting out on the porch on hot summer nights, even with a storm.
Yep.
Value added.
Are you still traveling contractor or is that really just like for friends and family now?
Because obviously being away from home is rough on wifey.
Yeah.
Well, so they had been trying to get me for like probably 18 months to come out and do this roof.
So I am happy to do traveling contractor stuff.
It's just kind of a matter of like you have to wait for available time, you know, especially because like I have, I keep work lined up as far out as I can manage it, you know?
So like right now I'm booked out until like sometime in August.
You know, so it's like at the earliest, I could be coming out to somebody's house in August.
Yeah.
We had that random listener who's like, please have Smasher come to my new home in the beautiful foothills of X region.
And it's like, oh man.
In the beautiful foothills of Quantico, Virginia.
The black, the black hills of, is that South Dakota or North Dakota?
Really rough stretch of the Dakotas there.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for joining us, buddy.
And again, we are going to have the wives on.
The scheduling didn't work out.
I was hoping that for the third anniversary, we could have all the wives on, but that's especially tricky for Smasher's situation.
A little hard for me.
I'll, you know, I'll do what I can.
It's okay, honey.
You can record whatever you want.
That's Rolette in the background.
You know, it's awesome.
All right, he's smiling.
My wife said that was going to be cringe.
I had that planned, Rolo.
I was going to be Rolo's girlfriend.
He's so handsome.
I sure hope I don't lose him to someone writing into Finnish.
Mine is better.
Well, let's see.
We can do Mickey Mouse as my girlfriend.
Which one do you want to get up?
That's what your last tender date actually sounded like.
Yeah.
Rolo wants us to think that that's a voice changer, but that's actually when he takes the filter off.
He's got the deepest setting on automatically.
Like, oh, yeah, like that awesome Australia show we had where the guy was so concerned about blowback that he literally dictated every word that he wrote and put it into speech to text and spliced it in for us.
I don't know if I ever talked what an amazing thing.
Yeah, he said that's real king King's stuff right there.
I was floored and he did such a good job and it even like had the same intonations, but it was a robot.
And it's both impressive by how much work he did and terrifying that he was that he was that scared of the Aussie feds coming to get him for speaking candidly about things down under.
Jeez.
Rolo put organized racism with a question mark in there as a depression avoider, but that could also be a source of it, Rolo.
The ups and downs of this language thing could be quite emotional.
Yeah, that is not what I said.
I said that after you said organized races.
And I thought you said organized racism.
I also heard that.
Yeah, I do.
I did the same thing, but then my brain like fixed it for me.
I thought you were going to do the whole like, well, get involved and then you won't be depressed.
It's like, no, actually, being in white nationalism and the clause can be quite consternating sometimes.
Never say anything like that to cure your depression.
If you want some anxiety, you know, get vetted, find a nice IRL group, you know, and then just go from there.
I don't have to touch it.
Yeah.
Everybody knows I could be a moody, moody bastard, even as Stryker says that men should be moody.
But yeah, oh, come on.
That's that's a common, that's a common word.
It's probably Stryker's not allowed to say that.
Does Stryker get moody?
Oh, no.
You don't want to be too tablet.
No, I say these things because I love Stryker dearly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Those guys are the absolute like this is my take, and this is that's the end of it.
Final story, no nuance whatsoever.
Rolo, what's new in your life?
Come on, don't, don't, don't be uh humble here, or maybe there really is nothing new in Rolo's life.
This hamster died.
I really wish you wouldn't have brought that up.
That was a really hard time for me.
I don't know how I could go on even after Sam loses family members and friends.
Rolo loses small household pets.
Yeah, one is way more real than the other.
Okay.
All right.
I'm not going to say what's which, but you know, that hamster meant a lot to me.
No, you know what?
Honestly, I have been a little down lately because this never-ending winter is like finally starting to get to me.
Oh, I want to know.
I want to touch on that one PS.
All of our damn seeds died because we haven't been able to get them in the ground because too long in the pods.
Yeah, too long in the pods, and we haven't left winter.
It's going to be below freezing here this week.
Like, what the hell?
Anyway, sorry, bro.
Yeah.
No, you got to pre-date, pre-plant your seeds to Mother's Day.
We're in the same boat, Smasher.
I'm sort of keeping mine hanging on.
They're like growing out of the pods and like they're ready to go in.
But we got a night of 33 degrees coming up here after it was almost 90 this weekend.
Oh, yeah, we had snow on the ground last week.
Yeah, yeah.
I had two days where it was above 60, and it was like, it was, I was like, oh my gosh, what, what is this yellow ball of glowing warm in the sky?
I was like, I was, I was like, this must be like how a black child feels when he sees his dad.
Like, well, what, what?
I don't know what to feel.
The first wheel in Africa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really upsetting because I train outside and it's been so cold that I've lost the motivation to actually do serious training.
And it's, it's really starting to get to me because like normally, you know, I have this many months of winter.
And it's just like, yeah, okay, you know, I can deal with that.
Like I'm mentally prepared for it because, you know, you know, near 40 years of my life, that's, you know, how it's always been like that.
And then now it's like, it's 30-something degrees and it's almost May.
Like, will spring ever show up?
So I recently started going back to the gym, which is a 30-minute drive from me.
Oh, boy.
And I just started playing racquetball, which has been, that's been fun.
I haven't done that in two years.
And I used to cover for you when I said handball, but okay, there you go.
You just put it out there.
But Rolo plays racquetball at the gym.
We always loved racquetballs as kids when we would play wall ball.
I don't know if that was just a South Jersey thing, but you'd find like a long wall.
I played that.
All right, you know, wall ball.
But rack, you know, tennis balls was what we usually had.
But somebody showed up with a racquetball and it was like, oh boy, you know, it was like the sand lot with the babe Ruth ball.
Like we're back a hard rubber ball, right?
Yeah, no, A racquetball is soft.
A handball is very hard.
Like a hand, a handball is like medium, like between like a like a lacrosse ball and a tennis ball.
It's like in the middle between that.
But a racquetball is just like, you know, soft rubber.
And what's squash then?
Squaw.
I know the ball in squash is, it's, it doesn't move as far.
Like squash is uh, I've never played it because that's for like old fat guys.
Yeah, what were the guys playing at the gym in like 1980s Wall Street movies?
Was that racquetball or squash?
It's usually racquetball or squash.
Like, because racquetball was immensely popular in the 80s.
It's not as popular now, but which is kind of sad.
It's a great game and anyone can play it.
Like one of the guys I play with is very overweight, but he's very good at the game.
So just sort of is he like Babe Ruth?
He uses his rotund shape to his advantage.
I'm going to guess probably because your swing is in your hips and then and you like you use your wrist.
Like you don't use your elbow because like that causes like a weird vibration and it's really unnatural, but you swing with your hips and he's so fat, he may get like some like gravitational pull going or something.
Like he affects the tide.
Like he's really, really fat.
All right.
Thank you, Rolo.
And you are still eligible or semi-you're just you're just dating.
I am extremely eligible.
Extremely eligible that coach has to pretend to be a lady voice.
And I used to sorry about that.
And I have to, and then sometimes I have to.
I just use this voice to say, oh, yeah, how are you doing?
Good man.
I may have picked the wrong button there that time.
I don't want to bump you too much because then the female listeners will be like, oh, yeah, the demand goes down.
They're like, coaches, retarded cousin.
Yeah.
He's got like a hook hand and like one eye and he's like not a pirate.
So there's got to be something wrong.
I'm looking at him on care.
Whatever.
You know what I look like?
I look like the guy from the Princess Diaries, you know, the as you wish guys.
That's what I look like.
You mean the Princess Bride, Carrie Elwis?
Well, I don't know, whatever.
Yeah, that guy.
Yeah, you do look a little like Carrie Elwis.
What do I say?
Princess Diaries.
Yeah, mixing up your princess.
I don't know what that is.
Extensive collection.
I don't know movies.
What are you talking about?
One of the things that we have not talked about much on this show, if at all, has been food.
I think we did like a picky eater.
I wasn't even on it on the fatherland days.
And by the way, shout out to old man Jack in the chat.
He's like, he was, he was waiting for the, well, not in the chat on Telegram.
He's like, yo, where's the live stream, coach?
I've been a listener since Full House.
Come on.
I was like, sorry, bro.
I got overruled.
It's their fault, not mine.
But so we did a picky eater show on the on the fatherland.
Yeah, since what did I, since full house, yeah.
But we haven't talked about food.
And I've been cooking more recent, more recently than ever before.
I always hated cooking or I looked down on it because my dad always made almost every meal at home and quite expertly.
So it just, you know, like it was like a short order cook.
I could just say, oh, how about this?
And he'd be like, all right, whip it right up with happiness too.
Like he loves cooking.
Don't complain about his pancakes.
Good man.
You remember the one time I saw my dad angry after I had the party.
And then when I complained that the pancakes were overcooked and he threw them into the kitchen window and they slid down with the butter and syrup.
I was like, whoa, I really missed up there.
But, you know, cooking a little bit more recently.
And I, and there's this phenomenon in our house that I think others could possibly adopt or dictate.
And it's called Dad's Famous.
So whatever dad is cooking is instantly dad's famous.
Dad's famous burgers, dad's famous Italian beef, dad's famous macaroni and cheese.
And the secret to this is that you just take someone else's recipe that has been lovingly created and curated over the decades, maybe even over the centuries, grandma's recipe.
And then you just do it sort of half-assed and like, you know, use whatever ingredients you have.
And then boom, you got dad's famous.
So it's become a running joke in the house where it's like, oh, yeah, this is, this is dad's famous chicken nuggets.
Why is it famous, dad?
Because I made it and I did this special thing.
What's the special thing?
Don't worry about it.
It's my secret.
But in case the listener is totally out in Rio de Janeiro, then there's this thing that they make now called a crock pot or maybe an Instapot or a slow cooker.
And you can throw meat in there and pour a variety of things in there and just wait like four or five or even six hours.
And then it comes out perfect every time.
So in all seriousness, one of the things I've been making, and I call it Dad's Famous, and my wife's like, that's my recipe, you idiot.
And I don't even know if it's her recipe or whatever, but go to she should have thought of a clever meme name first.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mom's Famous was just waiting out there in the wind.
She didn't, she didn't seize it.
See, that's why we have a show and she doesn't.
Dad's Famous Italian beef.
But in all seriousness, get a Chuck Roast.
It's got to be a Chuck Roast.
Nothing else.
Get it ideally when it's got the little yellow sticker on it at the grocery store.
I'd like to roast some cold.
I'm not sure.
Chuck is.
I got it.
Yeah.
What is Chuck?
I mean, like Chuck Schumer or Chuck.
You know, one of those guys.
Chuck Weinstein.
Chuck wine is the fashionation chuck reference.
Oh, okay.
Oh, there, there you go.
Cards shown.
Not a regular listener, but uh, regardless, get it, get it, get a chuck roast.
Ideally on discount.
I never once have gotten sick from buying discounted uh days-old meat at the grocery store.
Pop it in the instant pot or the crock pot, uh, pour some beef broth in there, sprinkle whatever else you want.
Uh, four seasons Italian dressing as a little pricey, but I like that.
And then maybe some giard nera, uh, half a half a jar of the little, you know, sort of pickled carrots and cauliflower and other vegetables that are in there.
Uh, pop it on there on high for about four hours, five tops, break up the meat, and then boom, you've got a gigantic pot of meat for your family that the kids will eat depending on what you throw in there.
They might complain it's too spicy if it's really dad's famous.
That's extra famous when I put too much seasoning in there one time.
They're like, need more milk.
But that isn't like for you can get a good chuck roast for like 12, maybe 15 bucks at most.
And then you got a slew of red meat there that the kids will eat.
And you can experiment with what they'll do.
So that's, that's what I got.
There's also dad's famous peas.
You get them out of the freezer, you put them in a bowl, pour a little water, pop them in the microwave.
But you can really go to town with dad's famous recipe cooking in the house.
I'll stop there.
And I know Sam has had time to think.
He's like, oh boy, I am a patrician and generally the lady of the house here.
Well, that is true.
My wife is a good cook and she's got a lot of good recipes and some really unique ones too.
But for myself, if I cook, well, the cooking I will tend to do will be on the grill outside.
And I like to do lamb chops.
I just want to grill.
I like lamb chops out on the grill.
In fact, we just did that the other day for Hitler's birthday.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, we missed that, you know, with our time off here.
And Hitler's birthday, along with Kristallnacht, has always been a traditional day for me and my family and friends usually come by.
And it's something we grill out and we'll play music outside and drink outside.
It's usually kind of bad weather.
It'll be rainy or windy.
You know, it's in April or in November.
And it's a lot of times it's like the same type of weather, kind of windy and wild, but it just goes right with the day.
Anyways, so that's most of the cooking I would do.
However, I will mention something I like to prepare that is kind of unique, I think.
And one of my very favorite things to make is LLTs.
You ever hear of an LLT?
It's like a BLT, but the, of course I don't.
Lamb, lamb, lettuce, and tomato?
No, no, locks.
Lox lettuce and tomato.
So you can get smoked salmon and you fry it up.
I'll call it, it's very oily, so you don't need to really add any oil.
You can put a drop oil in the pan if you want.
No way kids are eating lock salm.
Get out of here.
That's what you're doing.
Your kids?
Oh, yes.
It's well, you know what?
It takes on a very similar kind of taste and texture of bacon.
And it's, yeah, you might think like, oh, I would never have that.
You try it.
You might be converted to it.
So I will take the very thinly sliced smoked salmon, kind of fry it up in the pan.
You get, and then you proceed just like a BLT, which you get some mayo and lettuce and tomato, put it on a couple of, you know, decent pieces of bread, toast it up a little bit lightly.
And oh boy, that is really good.
LLTs.
All right.
Sam's LLT is very good.
Yeah.
That reminds, you know, I poo-pooed the idea that kids would eat locks, but I just remembered that we were on an Appalachian trail hike with the bros.
I don't know, maybe last year, and one of them had one of those tins of sardines and was handing them out.
And I was like, come on, Junior, you got to try it.
A little bit of old head peer pressure got to him.
And he was like, oh, I like it.
So now he eats sardines out of the can, just like a hobo on the train with peewee.
So, you know, go trigger.
Just like J-O, not the hobo, but the.
Yeah.
J-O is still in comms.
I want to have him back on the show, but he's always there.
No, I can't.
I got to work.
Or I don't know.
So good, good stuff, Sam.
And yeah, buy sardines by the tin.
That's one of the ways we win.
They're cheap.
Absolutely.
Delicious.
Yeah, very.
All right, Smasher, you're up.
I have had your specialty.
I don't know if that's what you want to highlight here.
Smasher has a ramen expertise for sure.
I'm very 2 a.m. 12 beers deep after working all day really hits the spot.
Yeah, I'm really good at taking crappy coi-feed ramen and making it into a slightly better tasting crappy coy-feed ramen.
How do you make it better tasting?
I actually forget.
Come on, share.
Well, I'm even more advanced now to the point now, like when I make my sauce and stuff, instead of like just like boiling noodles and then mixing in a seasoning packet, I'll usually take an egg, maybe a little bit of sesame oil, some, you know, chili and garlic paste, maybe some sweet chili sauce.
And then that's what I'll actually mix my flavoring packet into.
And then whenever the noodles are done boiling, I'll take some of the pasta water and mix that in to the egg flavoring packet mixture and cook that till the egg is totally cooked and it becomes super creamy.
It's a really creamy sauce and it's really good.
But that is not the recipe that I really wanted to share.
But since you brought it up, do the kids eat do the older ones eat ramen yet?
Because potatoes taking a shine to it.
I have to like hold them back.
I'm like, no, you can't eat these crappy noodles.
Have they tried it?
I don't even know if they've tried it, to be honest.
It's probably best not to crack that seal because they might be asking for it all the time.
No, I'm sure that they've definitely had it, but they don't ask for it a lot.
I don't think they know.
They haven't figured out the name, so they don't know how to ask for it.
Yeah, we called that lunchtime noodles.
I didn't know what the hell ramen was until I got to college.
I was like, oh, you mean lunchtime noodles?
And like frat bros are like, what the hell are you talking about?
Lunchtime noodles.
Anyway.
But the kids really like, we call it Mimi egg drop soup because what they call my mother-in-law is Mimi.
And it's just like those Lipton noodle packets, like the chicken broth with the little tiny noodles.
And then when you're cooking it, you just put an egg and like mix it up.
They like that a lot.
That's not also not the recipe I want to share, but just while we're on the topic of like kids eating noodles, it's an easy one to make like fake egg drop soup.
And it actually does taste good.
So you might actually enjoy doing it yourself, listener.
But I really like to make Alfredo.
It is, it sounds really intimidating, but it's really, really easy.
I do it one of two ways.
If I can get a good parmesan, then I will just use parmesan and pasta water and maybe a little bit of salt.
And that will get you a great Alfredo sauce.
And that's actually traditionally how you would make your Alfredo sauce.
That's all it would be.
So, you boil the pasta, keep the pasta water, and then you're just shredding parmesan cheese into the water.
It's better, you keep the water and you have the cheese in its own kind of bowl.
And you basically like to like whisk and pour water in until it gets to the right sauce consistency, and then I pour that on the noodles.
Okay, um, I always do need a decent amount of parmesan cheese.
Yeah, I know, like, oh, yeah, like, why don't I just add three pounds this dinner right now?
Right, yeah, it's certainly not something you want to eat all the time, but it is really easy.
And if it's like a crappy night or whatever, and you want some comfort food, like it's a great go-to.
Um, so that's one way that I do it, and that is like it tastes so good.
You'd think like it's too simple, but oh man, it's one of the best ways to make Alfredo.
Um, but then if there's some if there's like a good selection of cheeses at like the bougie grocery store or whatever, I'll always include parmesan, um, but then I'll wing it and just pick a couple of different types of cheeses.
You do, you know, typically want to go with more like Italian cheeses.
Uh, some of the creamier cheeses don't work too well, uh, some cheeses don't melt very well, so like you know, I'll spend time standing in front of the cheeses, googling them until I figure out like, okay, this these two or three are going to be good.
Um, I have not yet tried to make my own pasta, I really should, um, but the one grocery store bias does sell like fresh-made pasta that you can buy, right?
Um, so I'll get that, but uh, the Alfredo it's heavy, it's heavy cream at a minimum.
Parmesan cheese, uh, asiaga or Romano are good ads that are guaranteed to you know taste good.
Uh, I like to do a little bit of basil, some uh pepper.
I do a peppercorn medley, so it's red, white, and black peppers, freshly ground, and uh, garlic salt.
Um, I'll usually do a little bit of butter, and I'll instead of instead of using like garlic powder, I will actually cut up butter and fry it or cook it and try to reduce it as much as I can in the butter before I put in the heavy cream.
You just put in the heavy cream.
Uh, I don't have a measurement for it.
Um, I just always make sure that I have more cheese than heavy cream so that if I ever add too much heavy cream, I can just add more cheese, and that's how you get your consistency.
I uh I cut the cheese, but I cut my cheese up into thin slices.
We do have a shredder, but I feel like I lose a lot of cheese when I do it that way because it like sticks to it and I don't have a good way to get it out.
A brush or something, but I never pre-planned this right.
So, uh, cutting it into thin slices, and uh, I whisk it in, I add you know, my basil, some oregano, whatever kind of seasonings I'm gonna do, and uh, salt and pepper.
And I, I pretty much always use garlic salt.
Uh, I'm a big garlic fiend, uh, but the kids like the kids like the cheesy noodles a lot.
Yep, we put garlic salt on our burgers, and potato always ambles up to the counter to like ask if he can stick his finger in the garlic salt that didn't make it on the burgers.
I'm like, go ahead, lift it up, have at it.
They always want to help me pound the burgers, so I'm like, just let me do it.
And when you're making, when you're making anything, and I love grilling, I have a smoker, it's great.
But anytime you're making burgers, unless you're following like a specific recipe from something that you saw or from somebody you know, if you don't add Worcestershire sauce or Chestershire sauce, Worcester, some people just call it Wooster, whatever, the sauce.
The sauce.
Everybody knows.
If you don't put that in your burgers at a minimum, you are dropping the ball.
All right.
Adding it to the list here.
Thank you.
Sincerely wanted to know.
I don't know.
I don't even know where the hell they keep locks in the grocery store, Sam.
So that one's a little bit in the ethnic section.
Yeah, it's a refrigerated thing.
No, it's Scandinavian.
It says Scandinavian on it.
No, I know.
I was just joking.
Yeah.
And they don't even necessarily call it LAX.
I just call it LAX because it makes it easy for LLT, you know.
But it's smoked salmon.
Yeah, it's Rolo comes in like a flat.
It's like a packet, very flat.
It comes in like a prosciutty type.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
I like the GFLT, the Gfeltafish lettuce.
I thought it was going to be the girlfriend lettuce and tomato.
That's what Rolo cooks up after every break.
That's what it's going to be.
No, the GFLT is a smash burger.
Just before the show, we were talking about Silence and the Lambs and Rolo was like, oh, yeah, Buffalo Bill had swastikas on his bed sheet.
I was like, really?
I missed that detail.
He posted the shot there.
Of course, they had to make him.
Rolo's watched the scene so many times just trying to perform.
But I was in the hole.
It wasn't any fun.
Everything I know, I learned from Silence of the Lambs.
We've stalled long enough, Rolo, aside from baby goat veal, which I know is a specialty in your house.
That's why they're jumping out of the trampoline.
Get fit, baby goat.
Rolo makes a mean microwavable uncrustable peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Like you wouldn't believe it.
What do you got here before the break, Rolo?
What's your best?
What are you proudest of?
What do you serve to your victims?
Well, to my victims, I serve sweet, sweet anguish, but to my loved ones, I give them something much nicer.
So I make cinnamon sweets.
To my loved ones, I feed my victims.
Which I also learned from Silence of the Lambs.
Go ahead, buddy.
Yeah.
So what I do is I take some nice sweet potatoes and I just chop them up into little slices and put them in a pan, preheat to, oh, gosh, I have it written down.
It's been a while.
I believe it's 350.
It's 350 or 400 because I have two recipes for potatoes.
I believe this one's 350.
Is that medium?
Is that medium on an electric range?
I don't know how you're measuring the temperature in your pans, but no, baking it.
Oh, okay.
You're putting it in a pan.
See, I hear pan, I think, putting it on the.
I mean, like casserole pan.
Okay, gotcha.
Because to show what I know.
Yeah.
And then I like to line them up nice, nice and evenly.
And I just dump olive oil over it.
So a liberal amount.
So you can make sure that all of it can get soaked in.
And then I dump old bay seasoning and cinnamon over all of it.
And then I just mix it all together with my hands.
And then I bake it for 45 minutes and it tastes just like pumpkin pie.
All right.
So it's just potatoes and seasoning and flavoring, basically.
Yeah, it's baked.
Sweet potatoes with olive oil.
And it's just old bay.
Cinnamon.
Well, pumpkin pie filling, like the pre-made filling that you buy is mostly not pumpkin.
I can't remember what it is, but it's not pumpkin.
Looks like cantaloupe or something.
Colestra, Olestra.
Orange crayons.
I forget.
What was Olestra?
Olestra was some additive that was in the news a long time ago.
Wasn't that the one that was the fat substitute in the middle?
It caused something leakage.
You know, I'll not be gross.
But yeah, I believe it was in the ruffles.
Crackers and stuff like that.
Yep.
Yeah.
No more Olestra.
We don't need to be gross, but yeah, everyone knows.
You got to wear your diapers when you're eating 1995 ruffles.
Good stuff.
All right.
So yeah.
Then we get Sam sandwiches.
Well, I got one other thing.
Another thing is some people don't like sweet potatoes.
And you can do with red potatoes.
It's a similar thing, but you don't coat it with olive oil.
You put butter and then you grate parmesan cheese over it and you add rosemary and you do that for 45 minutes also on 350.
Pretty sure you could put olive oil on anything and it won't suffer and it might do better for it.
No, no, no.
You butter the red potatoes and it's because it makes it because when you when you use the olive oil, like you do this on the sweet potatoes and it makes them nice and soft and it gives it a really nice consistency.
But you butter up the red potatoes because it and you add the parmesan over it and it makes them crunchy and it gives it and it's a really nice consistency for that.
Because other than that, like meat, I just like put on pan.
When it's not red, eat.
There's a product called Kitchen Bouquet that is a wonderful gravy sauce that I put on all of our steaks.
My dad was using it for years, carried over to me, and just a kitchen bouquet on a steak and then a little garlic, salt, and pepper.
And that does the trick for us.
Nice browning flavoring to it.
All right.
Well, we'll possibly revisit this.
Thank you guys for sharing your little things.
Smashers seem most kid-friendly of all those.
But all right, LLT and that's perfect, children.
Also, Thanksgiving.
And the cinnamon helps you break down all the starches in the potatoes, too.
So it's a great dish.
Well, before we go to the break, we haven't done this in a long time.
I went into the data stack of our kind provider to see who our top 10 international countries were.
Because we got a lovely email from South Africa that I'll read in the second half.
Little teaser there.
And we may have him on the, may have Real South African on the show next week to talk about the realities down under there, not the down under.
But I wanted to go see, give some love to our international audience and the credit to the countries that are most listening to Full House.
So here we go.
We'll make a big thing out of it.
Number 10, North Germany, or as we call it in geopolitics, Denmark.
Surprise there, but shout out to Boat Sinker and his crew there.
Excuse me.
Should have muted.
That was poor manners on my part.
But thank you to our pal Boatsinker.
I know he listens every week.
He's active in the chat.
Number nine, Smashers, Home Island, his cradle of Ireland.
Not bad.
How about that?
I thought you were going to say Alcatraz.
Today is the 106th anniversary of the Easter Rising, the 1916 revolution in Ireland in Dublin that kicked off the start of the, I guess, final, basically, Irish Revolution that won their national sovereignty.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that was April 24th, 1916 is when it started.
It went on for a few days.
I can't remember the actual last day.
You think I would.
Did they start?
We'll start more important.
That's during World War I. When were they formally independent?
Which year?
Not put you in the spot.
That becomes tricky.
Their constitution was actually formally ratified in the 1940s or something like that.
I don't know.
I'll get back to you.
Okay.
All right.
There you go.
I can't remember because they basically they won their right to, it was the 19, maybe 1920.
What year was Collins shot?
1922, I think.
So it would have been 1921 or 1922 that they were basically they kind of won.
And the formality came later.
Right.
Yeah.
But they were still, even the free state was subject to British authority technically until the 1940s, I think.
Because I thought the Irish guys I talked to will hit me up and be like, you're stupid.
I can't believe you messed that up.
It was after World War I and before World War II, I'm pretty sure.
I thought, you know, because Ireland was neutral in World War II and it wasn't like they were all right.
He's Wikipedia.
The official constitution was ratified on the 1st of July in 1937.
There you go.
There was a constitution that was adopted basically for the Irish Free State, but the re-foundation kind of full-blown independence from England wasn't until 1937.
But even then, it was kind of it was like a paper ruling.
You know what I mean?
I'm trying to use like paper tiger reference.
Note to self, never ask Smasher another question about Ireland.
Oh, yeah, I will spur.
I never get to talk about it.
I never talk about it because everybody wants to talk about Nazis all the time.
Let's spurk about Ireland on a future show.
All right, we got to get through here.
Number eight is the land of the Nords.
Oh, I shouldn't say that because Sweden is also the land of the Nords.
But number eight is Norway.
Wow.
Shout out.
Shout out to Loritz and all our good Viking friends out there.
Sure, he's been spreading it around.
Number seven, surprise here, was the Netherlands.
I don't know if I know a single Dutchman in the cause.
Hey, aren't the Netherlands known for windmills?
Good point.
Good point.
Windmills of peace.
Yeah, they look more like iron crosses, if I recall, just sort of, you know, but that counts too.
Thank you.
Netherlands, Amsterdam, and all of your glorious cities from the Hague to Netherlands, Amsterdam, Hague.
Where else have it been?
Bruges and don't worry about it.
We love you, Netherlands.
I said I wasn't going to make a big deal out of this.
Number six, Finland.
Certainly, listeners who are not enthusiastic about their country's imminent joining of NATO.
Sorry about that, guys.
Yeah, getting laid on.
Yep.
I do actually have a friend of Finnish descent who said that all this like anti-Russia stuff is crazy and that sincerely, well, from a Finnish perspective, that Finns, despite being on the border, despite the war of the Russians and the Soviets against them, that they do not harbor widespread anti-Russian feelings.
I trust them.
I believe that's true.
I'll get more details from them next time I see him.
Number five, South Denmark, also known as Germany.
what I did there a little bit.
Wow.
Thank you, Germany.
Much appreciated.
Good God, you need the uncensored content, arguably more than anybody.
Number four, and here we're getting up into the top tier.
One surprise in the top tier.
Number four is Australia.
Thank you, lads.
We see you there.
We've given Australia more love on this show than perhaps any other country on earth, and they certainly deserved it.
Great stuff down there from Sewell and his gang to went on the live stream with Jazz Serby and Hammer a long time ago.
I reached out to Hammer.
Hammer had been quiet for a while.
I was like, everything okay, buddy?
Somebody asked, was like, did Hammer get arrested?
He's like, nah, man, I'm okay.
Just dealing with life.
So don't worry about Hammer.
He'll be out there.
Sewell and the Gang is my favorite funk band.
There you go.
The old Tom Sewell thing.
People still are like, Thomas, Thomas Soule.
Yeah.
Anyway, number three, big props to Andreas, the Nordic resistance movement.
Sweden.
I don't think Sweden's ever been in the top five.
Maybe the top 10.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Possibly a result of having Andreas on.
So really riding his coattails up there in the land of the Nords.
Number two, and these top two make the most sense.
Number two is Canada, land of few people, but many good men, many of them in contact with us.
It's our biggest national park.
In a regular basis.
Yes.
I was recently contacted by a fan from Canada, and that was an interesting contact.
And of course, my father was Canadian.
And so I've been to Canada many times.
There's a slew of them in the full house.
Fandom.
We love you guys.
And they never even get offended when we make fun of Canada because they usually go harder on it than we do.
Right.
Number one, the United Kingdom.
Sam and Laura, Laura Towler of her teas.
Sam, wonderful guy who came on the show with his wife.
And perfectly.
That was a great show.
Yep.
Perhaps that boosted them up into number one, but that makes me very happy.
Germany and the United Kingdom are the two countries in Europe that I weep the hardest for.
Maybe France too.
Macron just won again today.
But God save the queen, I guess.
I'm not a huge fan of the monarchy, but thank you guys.
So Denmark, Ireland, Norway, Netherlands, Finland, Germany, Australia, Sweden, Canada, UK, we love you.
And we love you so much that to take us out to the break this week, we are going to play, in my estimation, and many of the greatest minds on earth, this is the greatest song of the epic era of the early 90s.
I will state unequivocally that the first 20 seconds of this song are better than anything Johann Sebastian Bach or Ludwig von Beethoven ever put together.
And that means it is, of course, King of Wishful Thinking by Go.
Look at this show.
Shout out to my wife, Pretty Woman.
Pretty woman's my wife's favorite movie from growing up.
And this song closes it out.
I heard this in Walmart the other day.
I said, holy smokes, I forgot how much I love that song.
And the singer's not even.
I was going to do a parody.
I was going to do a parody of this.
Oh, no.
The Trump supporters.
The kids are hopeful thinking about it.
Too late for now.
Rework the concept.
Seriously, Rick Astley can't even hold a candle to this crooner.
Enjoy, and we'll be right back.
And I won't miss the way that you kiss me.
We were never caught in stone.
If I don't listen to the talk of my town, then maybe I can fool myself.
I'll get over you.
I know I will.
I'll pretend my ship's not saving.
And I'll tell myself I'm over you.
Cause I'm the king I refuse to give into my blues.
That's not how it's gonna be.
And I deny the tears in my eyes.
I don't wanna let you see that you have made a hole in my heart.
And now I'm about to fool myself.
I'll get over you.
I know I will.
I'll pretend my ship's not saving.
And I'll tell myself I'm over you.
Cause I'm the king I wish for baby.
I know I will.
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.
And I'll tell myself I'm over you.
Cause I'm the king.
I wish for baby.
I will live a little chill.
You are over you.
If I don't listen to the talk of the town, then maybe I can fool myself.
I'll get over you.
I know I will.
I'll pretend my ship's not second.
And I'll tell myself I'm over you.
Cause I'm the king of wish for faking.
I'm the king I wish for baby.
I'll get over you.
I know I will.
You made a hole in my heart.
But I will shed a tear for you.
I'll be the king I wish for baby.
I get over you.
I know I will.
I've been tearing my heart still beating.
Cause I've got no tears for you.
I'm the king of wish for the end.
I get over you.
I know I will.
You made a hole in my heart.
And welcome back to Full House episode 126, which happens to be our third anniversary special show, not super show, as we called it.
Initially, if that wonderful globe smashing chart-topping hit didn't put you in a better mood, I don't know.
There may be no hopes for you.
It's eternal gloom and doom.
Things will never turn around.
I called that genre of music derisively orthodontist office music at one point.
You know, the pop hits from like Magic 104.1 or whatever.
All John Bolton, Kenny G. What's that?
That's what I call music.
Sure, stuff like that.
Just, you know, late 80s, early 90s pop.
Not John Bolton.
Bolt is my favorite 80s.
Michael Bolton.
Michael.
Probably.
Yeah, that's like Attorney General John Ashcroft singing Let Them Fly, Let the Eagles Fly.
When a Man Loves a Zionist?
Is that his number one hit?
When a man loves an Israel, what would it be?
Oh, Rolo, you add value every once in a while, you old dog.
I am in John.
Don't worry, I'll cut that one out.
I'm unironically a like wham slash George Michael enjoyer.
I know he's like a disgusting homosexual.
Was.
No, he's dead now.
Yeah, he got, he, he, he knew it was up.
He did you a favor.
Use the wrong hole, pay the toll.
Yeah.
I just came up with that one.
I'm sure that's a good one.
Don't worry.
I'll edit that out.
Keep that in.
That's fine.
Well, yeah, it's a little racy.
It reminds me of the Instagram model who apparently murdered her hideous ape-faced black boyfriend, maybe in self-defense.
And somebody was like, burn the coal, repay the toll or prepay the toll.
I don't know.
She paid the toll forward.
I don't know if that's a redemption arc or not, but oh my God, she's beautiful.
She literally burned the coal.
No, I know she did literally, but I mean, she, no, I mean, like, she burned it.
That coal is gone.
Oh, now I see.
Yeah, now I see.
Rolo's operating on a different plane.
Yeah, I don't know if that redeems her or whatever, but I don't know.
Yeah, she was out, but keep her locked up for murder.
I will have to poke into that one.
If we had a producer or somebody to do some work behind the scenes, we'd have more information.
But regardless, yes.
She, yes, she was not the victim.
She victimized this really hideous gap-tooth.
Oh, man.
I mean, like, I know sometimes, you know, you got a Denzel Washington out of two or three million, but man, that one was really disgusting, but had a happy ending.
Anyway, I am enjoying a cold, ice-cold Miller Light in a Bottle to commemorate our third anniversary show.
I figured I'd splurge for the good stuff.
We were, so, you know, I was like, I always get the cans because they, you know, compact real nicely.
I don't always go to the recycling facility, but yeah, we're springing for bottles.
And no, they will not be thrown into the woods or into the stream.
They'll be glad glass we just throw out.
That doesn't have any redeeming value as a recycled product.
I also went back to our website, fullyphinthouse.com, to take a second look at all the shows from the past year because I was just looking at the Telegram feed and I couldn't remember the guests for every title.
And I overlooked Blitz and his father Krieg.
That was one of his favorite shows, the father-son duo.
Really wonderful, heartwarming show.
If you missed that one, we just called it Family Matters.
That's what I was like, what do we talk about on Family Matters?
You know, early 90s sitcoms from TGIF, perhaps.
We had on the Bitcoin master Carl Thornburn.
We had Bellerophon.
And I forget what SOC he went by, John, perhaps, on money and real estate and investing.
JF Garapi, of course, that was more recently.
Yes.
A whole slew of wonderful guests.
If I missed you.
Christ.
Somebody's going to be mad at me now.
But we loved you all.
Every show is more special than the last one.
Okay.
The woman is undergoing psychiatric evaluation because they are treating her as a sexual assault survivor.
All right.
And I'm guessing they're probing her to see if there is any trauma, which I'm sure there was.
She was with a toad.
So.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, it says here that when she was cuffed, her underwear was soaked with blood.
So take that as you will.
All right.
Edit that one out too, Rolo.
Please, kids might be listening.
I don't know.
All right.
And yes, and of course, after Go West, now we're going to be going through the entire Steve Winwood anthology for the rest of this show.
Bring me a hi.
Kiss and fingers.
Stevie.
I think Stevie's still alive, but oh man, what a magician.
All right.
New white life before we get too far down the road.
To Marty and Shelby.
They were so excited about their new baby.
They were so over the moon with the lovely pictures and the enthusiasm and the exclamation marks.
I thought for sure it was their first.
Turns out they have a whole brood already and they were just putting icing on the cake, which I thought was even more awesome that they were still excited after all these years and all these kids that, you know, having another one is still as special as your first.
No, it's not quite as special as your first, let's be honest, but it's still damn special.
So congratulations, guys.
Goes to show you never lose the excitement and the glow.
To our pal, Carlos and his delightful wife, their quote-unquote runt arrived the other day at just under 10 pounds.
That's right.
He was the lightest one of their behemoths, their gargantuans, large walkers of the north, whatever we want to call them.
But in all seriousness, yeah, he was the lightest.
Everybody's like, what, really?
And he and Carlos was kind enough to say, hey, without getting into our thing, not even sure we'd have had any.
Full house is a big part of why we went for number three.
Thank you, Carlos.
And then somebody else in the peanut gallery chimed in to say, I share the sentiment.
And some smartass said, oh, this is coach on his alt account.
No, it wasn't coach on his alt account.
It said, I share the sentiment.
Full house was the only podcast I could listen to with my wife, and it had a huge influence on us going for more than one.
Our second is such a blessing, and it's amazing to see our firstborn love his little brother.
And I intentionally, I didn't make a note of who wrote that, but he knows who he is.
Thank you.
Congratulations, Carlos.
And yes, for that reason alone, we can't hang up the spikes.
Quasragoon, that name may ring a bell to some of you in the know.
He sent us a kind note.
He was like, I don't know how you handle these requests or notifications, coach, but hey, we got another one coming this fall.
They don't know the gender yet, but they're extremely excited to welcome their second.
So to Mr. and Mrs. Quasragoon, we see you there smiling.
I know they listen together.
We love you.
Congratulations.
Stay healthy.
And yeah, don't do anything stupid.
Yeah, as if you need some poll advice from me.
Okay.
All right.
Put that down.
Smasher says it's a boy.
Got a 50% chance.
Probably.
There's always those fluke one in a million cases like Jamie Lee Curtis.
No, I don't actually think Jamie Lee Curtis was our aphrodite.
Apparently you don't listen to the paranormal.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, remember that?
What was that poll I put out?
It was like, who's the hottest woman of all these actors?
And it was like Jamie Lee Curtis, Susan Sarandon, uh, Linda Hamilton, and one other Liza Minelli.
No, it wasn't Liza Manelli, somebody who looks like Susan, Kathleen Turner, 2018.
Anyway, Linda Hamilton won that batch.
I'll think of the fourth name.
It was somebody who looked like freaking George Hamilton.
All right, you weren't paying attention anyway.
But Linda Hamilton won that one.
I forget how we got derailed onto that one.
And she's a real woman.
Yeah, I felt as we know.
I mean, it depends on which episode of the paranormies you were.
I remember Jamie Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis, young Jamie Lee Curtis, or maybe in True Lies, was hotter in my head when I went back to the pictures.
I was like, huh, yeah, Linda Hamilton may have a leg up, as they say, on that one.
Jamie Lee Curtis looked okay in a fish called Wanda.
And that was about pretty sure Jamie Lee Curtis and David Bowie are the same person.
She was in the movie in the 80s with the gymnastics exercise.
No, not that one, but the one that Eric Prides used for his Call On Me video.
They sort of did a lampoon of that.
It wasn't a lampoon.
It was a delightful remix, remake of that.
Let's see, Kirk Diesel.
I know we congratulated him when he had one on the way.
I wasn't sure if we did one after Le Little Baby popped out, but he sent a wonderful picture the other day of a fearsome father with a beautiful, virtually brand new baby girl on her chest.
And I said, oh boy, I would not want to mess with that dad.
And I probably wouldn't want my sons to date that daughter for fear.
Father's disapproval.
Kirk, you know, I'm busting your chops.
Great picture.
Congratulations on that sweet baby girl.
And yes, protect her as well as you look protective in that one.
Sam has Sam.
Sam's always coming with cryptic new white life.
Come on, Sam.
Ask these people whether you can say their names or not.
Yeah, well, you know, and there's a lot on their way, you know.
You know, Mrs. McCracken, we've had them on the show.
She's coming due soon.
And then how could we ever forget our dear friend Whitey?
He's been on the show and we tracked him through getting engaged, getting married.
And we had to show him some dirty pictures.
I felt bad about that, but eventually he figured out how to impregnate his wife.
He was following the Afghan herdsman.
Yeah, he was doing it wrong.
Let's just leave it at that.
He was doing it wrong.
But then she got pregnant finally, and she's due here, you know, any moment.
So there's those.
And then there's one of our comrades.
I'll just leave it loose like that through association we all have here.
Leave it at that.
Who is, I don't know, she's a certain amount of months in there.
Let's call it about halfway or a little more.
And so that one's coming.
But actually a few births.
We had a guy, he's a friend of the show a couple of years ago.
He kind of took a little bit step back.
He wasn't as prominent.
So I don't have like a screen name for him and stuff like that.
Otherwise, I could probably announce it that way.
But we did receive the pictures from him with a beautiful little daughter.
And he and his wife welcomed this daughter into the world.
And these are people who are maybe, you know, a little to the higher end of the curve of where people can have the children and stuff like that.
So That was great news from them with the fresh birth.
Yeah.
Congratulations, guys.
I remembered it was Sigourney Weaver.
I put her in the same tier as Susan Sarandon.
Not attractive to me, but I guess in their younger years, guys thought they were smoking hot.
So there you go.
Linda Hamilton.
Yeah.
In that one scene in Ghostbusters, she looked kind of okay.
Yeah, when she was demonically possessed.
Yes.
He looked kind of okay.
That's it.
I guess maybe in the 70s.
I don't want to go there.
And one more thing here.
I missed this one in the email inbox.
I have been a little bit remiss recently in dog or bird dogging the inbox.
And I'm sure he's sitting there stewing at this oversight.
But guess who wrote in?
It was Young Crusader, the legend from going all the way back to the fatherland days.
And he says, Hi, everyone.
This is Young Crusader.
Our beautiful daughter was born last week.
Everyone is well and healthy.
Not even the slightest concern from any doctor or nurse.
We had a natural, unmedicated birth as far as possible.
No antibiotics, vaccines, or needles for our little girl.
We now have two in diapers, which is a bit of an adjustment, but have a good support system.
And I'll be off work for 12 weeks.
We're hoping to go, buddy.
We're hoping to transition out of suburbia and onto a homestead over the next five years or so.
We have a big piece of western pasture land that we're going to start developing as we get more time.
Young Crusader, congratulations.
Good things come to those who wait better late than never.
And a delightful story from a young guy who rode into the fatherland way back in the day, and he sounded young, anxious, and like he might go supreme gentleman on us.
And lo and behold, here he is turning out two in diapers at the same time.
Way to go, buddy.
Would love to meet you one day.
Come visit you on the ranch.
All right.
Let's see.
We don't get almost any hate mail whatsoever.
Now, the full house comment zone is another story due to my shame.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I actually banned two commenters in there over the past couple.
I'm so tired of the same.
Just two commenters are doing the same duguinous Putin show, Putin at the Wailing Wall, which is like, it's fine.
I welcome dissent.
I welcome disagreement.
But when I see the same shit from the same people over and over again, pardon my French, it just got so tiresome and it goes into 50.
So nothing, you know, granting that those guys may or probably are well-intentioned, nothing personal.
They're probably not listening anymore.
They're angry and telling their friends about being banned.
But just the same repetitive, unfair, unfounded stuff gets old.
But so I don't check or sorry, our comments on the website have not worked for a long time.
There's some glitch.
We had the finest minds in the West look at it.
Couldn't figure it out.
But I do get the emails when people comment on the website.
And the Full House special, Russia Revisited, really pissed people off.
Well, just two as far as this show goes.
That's a lot for this show.
And I won't say his name.
Well, whatever.
He put in there Johnny.
I think that would have shown on the thing.
And that's not going to get him in trouble.
He says, Hi, what's your financial relationship with Bowsman beyond the speech barn?
Just want to know what I am being served, especially knowing that you could interview Rob Rondo, who's intimate with Ukraine and Azov Semenyaka.
I don't even know what Semenyaka is.
And then he also think if you and the TRS complex want to go to the trash bin of history as rejected by other white people.
Okay.
Hey, I'll take on the hate mail and the lovey new white life as well.
First point, what is your financial relationship with Bowsman?
Zero.
I don't think Charles has ever even bought me a beer, the cheap bastard.
So that's an easy one.
And same.
I know.
The first MJP event.
He bought the pizza.
He bought that pizza.
Son of a bitch, the smoking gun.
There it is.
Yes.
Hold on.
Is there now?
Is there any proof or any paper trail that links you to that pizza, Coach?
I was at the barn.
It was a wonderful, hot.
That's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
I ate the pizza.
I think I had a lot of slices, probably more than I. Coach, as an actor who has played several lawyers in small shows, I am going to advise you against telling people that you ate that pizza because there is no paper trail and no photographic evidence of you eating said pizza.
And it has been many months.
That is long digested and forced away.
I think you got a good case here.
Everybody eats pizza.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, and I did not bake the swastika cookies that were served at my house.
I didn't, somebody brought them.
I don't even remember who, but that was another foodie thing that I was caught up in.
So, anyways, and this goes back to the second point, know what I'm being served.
Yeah, I guess I could have interviewed Roberundo, but we had on that guy named Jason who had experience in Ukraine and gave his perspective on a very extensively on that live stream.
And at the end of it, we were all pals.
And he said, thanks.
I thought you guys were going to be a bunch of like Putin filling a-holes.
And I was like, no, just we disagree in our assessment of one of the most complicated and rapidly evolving stories in the world.
But I think this goes back to there was a post on poll that tied me, Bausman, NJP, and TRS all together and speculate, oh, this has to be a foreign-funded effort here, which I just laughed at because there were several discussions.
Because we talk about it.
I mean, I know.
Yeah.
Like, listen, you can listen to the show for yourself.
I specifically asked them.
It's not because you talk about it.
It's because you aren't shilling for Azov specifically because Azov has swastikas, therefore they am serving white race.
And Ukraine is a white ethno-state.
Just don't look at all the people controlling the levers of power there.
Goodness gracious.
No, just other than that, it's a white ethnostate and Russia has Jews.
Therefore, you love Jews.
Just conveniently ignore Jews in power in Ukraine and Azov have swastikas.
Therefore, chill.
I love Jews and I hope Ukraine has lived under Jewish power forever.
Everyone knows how much you love Jews.
Here, here, listen, everybody.
God, I wish a Jew would rape me.
See, everybody knows.
There it is for all time.
Good job, Rolo.
I mean, the president of Ukraine is a Jew.
Am I correct on that?
He's like a Jewish.
That's why he's Jewish.
He's a Jewish cocaine addict, actor-comedian that wears women's clothes and dances doing gay things.
He's not just a Jew.
He's like one of the first people.
He already said he was Jewish.
You just said he's Jewish like seven times.
Yeah, I know.
Well, it's just easier than saying he's really, Jewish.
I just, you know, I use some nice flavor.
I just, I had to laugh at the post because it conflated multiple things.
It had gross inaccuracy.
It was like, no, I was the one who met my wife while I was studying in Moscow.
I think they suggested that Bausman did.
I had never hosted a show on TRS.
I wasn't.
Bausman met your wife when you were in Moscow.
That's what they were getting at.
No, they don't.
All these stories are good.
It's funny.
I even asked Charles that because he was over there when we were over there.
And, you know, the American expat community in Moscow was not massive.
I was like, is there any chance that we cross path?
Do you know this guy?
This guy's like, nope.
He was doing his own thing there.
So, anyway, yep.
There's no there there, guys.
And we did have somebody on to represent the Ukraine as of perspective.
And then somebody else, this was probably some organized thing.
Said, is Bauman a Micheling or is he full?
I was like, man, he's more Christian than Sam.
And he's sorry, Sam, no offense.
Yeah.
And he's got, he's like 100% German.
And one of his ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence.
So F off.
But there was a what do you know here?
Love this episode and have shared it widely.
As a Russian and Ukrainian in heritage, this has been a tough go for where I stand in all this, but I fly my Russian flag proudly outside of my house.
And it really does feel like Russia is the last bastion of whites, nationalists, Slava Bogu, Slava Russi.
And that's from, I'll just say M.
So thank you, sir.
And even somebody with Ukrainian heritage, despite Bausman saying, you know, Ukrainian is effectively a fake ethnicity, obviously the nationality is real.
He still, if he didn't get butthurt about that, what are these other poll posters getting butthurt about?
Anyway, I think that these guys love to concoct these like complicated webs, assuming that they're even genuine from curious people to begin with.
Most of the time.
Yeah.
If not, if not 100% of the time, it's 95% of the time.
These people are not genuine.
They are actual agents that are trying to cause problems for us.
I always, I'm always such a like, no, assume good intent.
Or, you know, I've known a lot of like young guys who get confused and like just cook this stuff up, but you're probably right.
That this, yeah, I mean, try to think of like how my people like this.
That's the point.
Yeah, try to think of how would you come to that kind of a conclusion in your mind.
I mean, you could sit there and say, all right, somebody wants to defend their country.
All right, that's you know, very basic thing.
You can't, we can't blame them in a way that people are fighting to defend the country the way that they see it.
Um, but you know, how can you extrapolate all this other stuff?
It's yeah, I don't know.
And we have to stretch the NJP uh Bausman connection.
Like we've we all know Charles, you know, personally, we knew Charles before the NJP was founded.
Russia Insider was how most of us ever heard of him because Russia Insider is putting out great content and very critical of Jewish power, right?
And when we formed the NJP, Charles had no idea.
Uh, obviously, he was not involved with it, but we were like, okay, so we we met in July or uh, sorry, June, June is 6, July 7.
I always mess that up.
Uh, we met in June and you know, founded it officially to said that we were going to do this, and we were like, Okay, so we have like eight weeks and no dollars to put on our first event.
What, what, where can we do this?
And we're all like, Charles is born, let's do it, you know.
And we is there any evidence that we've been there multiple times?
All of our speeches are recorded and released.
You can look at the background, you can see what's going on.
You know, I don't know.
It's the barn, the barn conspiracy.
Yeah, I know.
It's it's something else.
And wasn't that that Matt Damon movie?
I was Rolo, you're you're hitting him out of the park tonight.
I was thinking, I couldn't make the connection, but you did it for me.
Um, we also got a slew there's only one, there's only one barn in America, okay, and Charles Africa.
There was sort of another barn at a later one, but oh, yeah, barn, it was barn-esque, not burlesque or grotesque.
Uh, but we also got a slew, I got a slew of DMs saying, Hey, thank you.
I shared that with the guys at my church, or uh, it was just wonderful to hear a different perspective.
Because here's the thing: I think that Charles has sort of understandably Russ-tinted glasses.
See what I did there?
Uh, he's lived there for a long time.
There is such a thing as going local, it's not Copenhagen, uh, not uh, Stockholm syndrome, uh, but just sort of adopting the views and the preferences of the place that you've been in for a long time, normal human thing.
And even if you disagree with Charles, which would certainly be understandable, or take it with a grain of salt, good God, you're inundated with 99.5% pro-Ukraine, pro-NATO, pro-poor little helpless Ukraine, big evil monster Russia for the direct for the remainder of your week.
That hey, we're gonna give you another perspective here.
Uh, I tend to think it's largely right, uh, but you decide, and yes, well, and like here's here's one thing for me: like, I'm still relatively neutral on the conflict from like the ethnic perspective, like whatever is going on over there from that angle is like what's going on there, and whatever I think about it doesn't really matter.
Those are people that have had their own interactions for thousands of years at this point, and like I'm just some like dumb new generation American, you know, yeah, we can only try to uh come up with an idea of what what does it all mean, you know, we're just observers in this.
I mean, but from a like objective geopolitical standpoint, like Russia is correct, and I also cannot side with like Redditors and trainies and Jews, right?
Yeah, it's it's undeniable that that's that's who is rooting and boosting Ukraine is the new BLM.
Absolutely, yep, and and I wouldn't have as strong a feeling about it if it weren't for the fact of spending time on the ground and knowing people in both countries and then being able to say, look, look at it from both perspectives and be like, no, looks like you guys done gotten bed with the wrong batch and start up a hornet's nest.
And this is what happens, unfortunately, tragically, sincerely.
All right, moving on from Russia, Ukraine, and poll conspiracies to the once delightful nation of South Africa.
Here we go.
Hey, guys, shout out from South Africa.
You're all legends.
And when people like me, us, find your show, we know we're at home.
Thank you very much for that.
Anyway, wanted to share something.
Most people overseas, you guys in Europe, see us in South Africa as a failed state for a long time now.
Of course, that's true, but we've lived in white area bubbles and suburbs like you guys the whole time.
The difference is that just outside the bubble is a gajillion blacks, not just in the cities.
Most people in these bubbles are absolute libtards.
And I know that tragically from personal experience, visiting South Africa to visit friends and electric wires around their house and not really seeing the problem, regardless.
Anyway, again, the reason for my mail is that our collapse has now actually started.
July last year, riots.
Our town defended successfully by armed residents on bridges, not allowing a single vehicle with blacks in.
It was interesting that while other towns were burning, our lipshit people were suddenly okay with racism.
All shops closed for one week.
There was nothing but defending the bridges.
It was insane.
The plus side on that was how much we learned about readiness and guns.
Now, January 2022, electricity collapse and fuel creation collapse.
Rolling blackouts are insane.
Today at work or that day at work with no notice, whole day, no power, had to improvise and stay busy with work requiring hands only.
Battery drill, I love you so much.
That was a SOP to smasher.
I make a point of them always being charged.
Yeah, battery drills are great until can't charge your batteries.
April 2022, floods.
They hit us so hard, it knocked out all electricity, water, and cell phone signals in one go.
Three roads turned into one road.
Now we are somewhat okay, but the next is, well, that's it.
I have a lot to say about this stuff.
I'm white Christian by history and have awesome kids, but I'd start with that.
Anyway, had to share the story.
I'll leave that anyway.
So I read that email and said, let's have you on the show.
And then he said, no, but yes.
So he's reluctant to do it.
But we'd love to have a South African on to talk about.
Cause I, I mean, hey, I, in my heart, yes, that is the way it's going.
You know, whites get hunted in the countryside.
They get hunted in the cities.
And they are literally, I saw this with my own two eyes.
Quick, funny story.
I took a delegation from, I think it was Bangladesh or it was Pakistan to South Africa for electricity best practices, essentially, generation and transmission.
So we were with a couple electricity providers over there providing free training.
And you could literally see what they were doing.
The old white managers and experts were doing a lot of the work and kicking off presentations.
And then they were turning them over to, and here is my friend Umbuku to complete the presentation.
And it went from quality to just unintelligible like PowerPoint reading.
And the Pakistanis literally were like, what is this?
Like, we want to hear from him, not from Umbuku.
So, but that was, you know, that's the program.
Black, they literally had a program called Black Empowerment, I think, BE, something to that effect over there, where these poor white guys were literally just riding out their last days there and training their replacements to do the work for them when they were no longer needed.
And you see the proof pudding here and what our friend is responding from there.
And of course, corresponding from there and the news bears that out.
So stay tuned.
That is one I will be very excited from, you know, front lines in South Africa.
Yeah.
All right.
Now we got a question in the inbox.
Guess who's coming to Christmas?
You can guess what's coming here.
Sidney Poitier.
But worse, less word table matters, probably.
Yep.
Story goes like this.
My aunt and uncle adopted from Russia.
One of the babies turned out.
Let's just say you'd trade this girl back if you could.
Now, I don't know if they adopted a black baby from Russia or maybe they adopted another one from another country.
Anyway, the aunt and uncle have recently separated.
The uncle is on our side, a depressed ex-cop boomer.
But rather than have the family Christmas at their large, now sold house, my mother, who's had a lot of surgeries and is hosting, insisted that the adopted cousin, oh, the adopted cousin asked, okay, I get it.
The adopted cousin's from Russia and asked to bring her pet boyfriend to Thanksgiving, but was declined using the shield of family.
So he wasn't allowed to come to Thanksgiving because, you know, he's just a boyfriend.
My mother thought sadly that saying, if you get married, it'll be, she sadly said, if you get married, it'll be different.
Lo and behold, she's married.
Now they want to come to Christmas.
He says, guys, a man has his limits.
I won't tolerate this.
I don't want to put more stress on my mother.
She backed herself into this corner.
But what are our options here?
I have time to plan and handle it if we brainstorm now.
Okay, so he's asking for a plan.
He lives eight hours away and he can't offer to host because his parents are too infirm to make the trek.
How's he going to solve it?
Well, obviously.
I don't want to see your disgusting nigger husband, you whore.
Right.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Okay.
So that's the well, of course.
What you do is you just like, you, you just start talking about, or you just read posts from the everyday Telegram channel.
Yes.
And then just like, you just keep doing that.
And then, and then just when they get too offended, like, okay, well, I guess you're not coming because this is what we want to talk about.
This is what the family's really into these days.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Like, we just buy the, I don't know why, but we're just like, this is just a new thing.
I mean, what's, do you have a problem with it?
Jeez.
You need to be a little more open-minded.
Well, the easiest thing to say is don't come, blackie boo.
Well, no, well, the easiest thing for him is to just say, I'm not going, I'm not going.
Well, the easiest thing would be to say, oh, I can't come this year.
You know, just make an excuse that's not related to him coming.
The second easiest thing would say, I'm not going if he's going.
What you do is you actually, you tell everyone like a few days before that they have COVID.
And then just everyone but this woman and the black just show up because the woman's not going to go without the black and no one wants to see the black and have their day ruined.
And then just tell them.
I mean, talks this year.
I'll come visit you separately.
Smasher is correct.
But if you want to be more underhanded and spare some feelings, then you just you lie.
That's like, honestly, that's what you do.
You can either tell the truth or you do a lie and find a way to exclude them.
Well, his poor mother's the one in the difficult spot, right?
Because she said, no, he can't come because he's not family.
And then now she's married to him.
And so she, poor mom's stuck.
She's sick.
This guy probably wants to be like, mom, we're not doing this.
But he's like a little bit on eggshells.
So I think the manliest thing would be to red pill his mom on race and no.
That's that's like mission.
Implying that the mother isn't red-pilled on race.
And that's why she said family only.
Fair, fair.
Just say that he can't come because he's still not family.
Yeah, she's not family either.
It sounds like she's the adopted cousin, right?
So neither of them are family.
Neither of them are blood family.
Not to insult any adopted kids out there.
Thank you.
I was going to be really sorry.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Insensitive bastard.
But I mean, okay, so I mean, that's the best option is for him to talk to his mom and have mom, I guess, reneg reneg the invitation.
Re-nig.
Just not going is another one.
I liked his idea of him hosting him taking the reins and being like, let me take the burden off of you.
But then it's still, yeah.
Maybe, hey, whatever.
What's eight hours?
Come on.
That's nothing.
Just go out and pick them up.
Yeah.
They're infirm.
I know long car rides are tough.
I don't know.
Rent a big SUV or something.
Get them out of there.
But you have to put your foot down.
I know we've done this question in a different form before, but it's always tough.
So your options are just don't go make up an excuse.
Don't go and tell mom why.
Put the ultimatum out there.
The toughest thing is to get mom to do the right thing through talking to her.
And then there's something in between there.
I'm not sure what it is.
Yeah.
Sort of sneakily coming up with a plan to have Christmas without him.
COVID for everyone.
But if you don't, but then they're going to, what are they going to, they're going to want to come to Christmas the next year and be like, oh, COVID next year, dude.
Like, I'm a big Dauchy respecter.
COVID's never going to go away.
And if she's with a black, she'll probably believe it.
Yeah.
Sam, was your family issue over race and political opinions, or was it something else?
I'm not probing, but just curious if that was like a similar lip tard in the family tree.
Yeah.
I've had to do it a couple of times.
It's always complicated.
And it's when if it's your mother involved, then that always makes it very complicated.
Yep.
So I don't know, buddy.
You obviously have the right instincts and you've come up with a couple options there.
I don't know what else we can tell you to do other than to stick to your guns.
Especially if your parents are old, like they're not going to be around for that many more years.
Life's too short to have Sidney Poitiers uglier and less cultured descendant coming to Christmas.
No matter what, you got to have the Christmas with mom, no matter what.
Well, you tell her you're coming on a different day or something like that.
And you can't have Christmas with Jamal.
Right.
Jamal for you.
Yep.
Good luck, buddy.
Let us know how it goes.
You got some time.
Christmas in April came for me, actually.
I got a copy of Hitler's collected speeches from Anelope Hill.
And I can't.
Complete with a bunch of snow, too.
I didn't.
Oh, yeah, we did get snow here.
I wasn't, we, I was up in Grandma and Grandpa's non-snowy wonderland when the snow hit here in West Virginia, April snow.
But I'm currently reading Chechen Blues right now, which is wonderful juxtaposition of frontline soldiers in Chechnya in the mid-90s, the grunts getting basically blown up by Chechen separatists and the locals, and then the bigwigs, the oligarchs, the kingmakers in Russia choosing why this happens and for what.
It's fictional.
I thought at first when I got it, it was going to be like a memoir expose, but it's by this really interesting Russian, like semi-ultra-nationalist, but he flirted with the communists for their traditionalism and odd nationalism.
It's weird when the communists are more nationalists than the reformers and the liberals.
Anyway, Chechen Blues is next on my list.
I got that in the mail the other day.
I was worried it was going to be difficult to read both because Russians can be a little bit wordy and poetic, and obviously translations are an issue, but it's a very, very enjoyable read.
And clearly, the author knows the score about oligarchs and their plans versus the grunts who suffer them.
Anyway, done.
Hitler's speeches, Chechen Blues.
I don't know.
Anything else out there that's good?
Those are the two that I'm working on.
Buy every book that Antelope Hill sells.
Okay.
Yeah.
We don't get any money from Antelope Hill either.
No, Buy the collected works.
Patrick Pierce, specifically because it is the Easter Rising anniversary today, but it's a great, great book.
It's actually, I finished that book, and that's Patrick Pierce directly inspired my first speech.
And if you've read his writings, you can tell.
when you weren't here for the uh jfg uh show but if you have any i know you don't have any cool stories from your life but uh not putting you on the spot now but think of a couple good ones uh we're not letting that segment go down the pike uh we do have a feds meeting fence feds request here and it's a delightful one hello birth panel love the show i've been listening since about spring of 2020.
if i heard correctly from your show with jf It's mentioned that the Feds Meeting Fed service has been underutilized by the listeners, by female listeners at least.
So I thought I'd give it a go.
Here we go.
Listen up, ladies.
I recently moved from the epicenter of degeneracy in Western Canada, that being Vancouver, of course, to a cozy and very white town in Alberta, about an hour outside of Calgary.
Here we go.
Canada is, of course, our number two listening country.
So we've got a chance here.
Because of the insanity that is the British Columbia housing market, I was able to sell my condo there, buy a house, straight cash, pay off all my debt, and I am now using the remainder of the money to start a business.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this guy making buku bucks from the real estate market.
It feels pretty good.
I'm 32 Protestant and attend church most Sundays, ethnically Anglo-Bavarian and very happy to say 0% Jewish according to my 23andMe.
Not even a trace of tribe.
I'm in an ideal position to have kids and would ideally like to find someone to start a family with.
Something that I really didn't realize the true importance of until I began listening to your show.
I don't know how large your audience is up here in the great gay north, but I figured it was worth a shot to throw my hat in the ring.
Thanks for all you're doing and hail victory.
And that's from Z. Thank you, Z, very much.
If I were a woman, I would send an email and consider dating you for sure.
Rolo, would you too?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I would definitely consider sending an email.
That's what I would do.
There you go.
Just drop us a line.
Even if you're a Fed.
No.
Anyway, give it a go.
All right.
Thank you, Z. Good luck.
And yes, Alberta is like, I think Alberta and Saskatchewan are probably the two best Canadian provinces.
I'm sure there's some leaves who are going to be angry at us, but it seems like most of our listeners are from up there or they're in other hell-stricken places that really demand escape, frankly.
And I don't know where the hell JFG moved to up there that was better than Quebec.
I didn't want to ask and probe, so I didn't.
Let's see.
Dad fails.
Something that has been woefully underutilized due to our own pride on the show.
Give you guys time to think of one.
I'm totally springing this out of my hat, but I just realized that today.
So it was a gorgeous day today, Sunday.
It was a do-something day, as we said.
Not one of these days where you're sitting around watching TV or playing video games or dicking around on your phone.
It was like, get up, have some bacon, some eggs, and some cereal and whatever else, orange juice, and we're going out.
And we did.
We planted the potatoes, checked on the chicks.
Wifey was messing around with wood the entire day.
We played baseball, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But in my fit of productivity, we have a Weber Spirit grill, and I realized that mice had gotten into the drip tray at the bottom of the grill.
And there was mouse crap, and they had eaten through the aluminum, you know, sort of insert tray in there.
So there were no, I didn't see any mice in there, but it was just, I saw the chewed up aluminum.
So I was like, all right, I got to get that out of there.
I take it out and then I see all the clearly droppings.
Those weren't like steak pieces.
So I chucked that out and I'm like, all right, I'm going to sanitize this grill.
So I turned it on high, all three burners, and walked away.
And then I got preoccupied with my day.
And about two hours later, I came back to the house and realized that the damn grill was still on.
And I said, oh, you fool, you idiot, you internet adult brain.
You could have started a fire or you could have wasted a lot of propane.
You know, that's really what happened.
I got one of those 100-gallon, uh, yeah, 100, 100-pound tank things.
So it didn't run out of propane, but I wasted a lot of propane and created a fire hazard by well-intentioned grill sanitation and forgetting about it.
So there you have it.
Shame on me.
Lesson learned.
If you're going to sanitize the grill, set a timer or something and don't just walk away from it.
Heaven forbid.
Smasher, you want to do a cool story or a dad fail?
Putting you on the spot.
So I'll do a dad fail that followed up with the dad dub.
So I've been sleeping on the couch when a W. Go for it.
I've been sleeping on the couch to accommodate trying to get the boys' sleep figured out because it's just easier if I'm not in the room.
And I typically am the one that responds to the older kids if they wake up crying in the middle of the night or whatever.
And the one night, I guess, was just really bad.
The whole night is kind of a blur, but it's just a rough night for everybody.
Like all the kids are just waking up and stuff.
But at one point, my oldest son wakes up and starts screaming, I want popcorn.
And I remember that specifically because it like drove like so deep into my consciousness that I was like, this nigga is screaming at 3:30 in the morning.
I want popcorn.
Are you kidding me?
Like, this is so beyond the pale.
I'm shutting this one down.
Yeah, we're not, we're not doing this.
I went in there, and like I said, the whole night's a blur.
I don't think that I was too mean to him.
I try not to be, you know, even in the middle of the night, like I try to be patient with him.
I'm like, you're just, you're, you're a kid, right?
Like, you're, you're kind of dumb.
They're not stupid, but they're dumb because they're kids.
You know what I mean?
And so I try not to be mean to them or unfair to them because I'm like, they're just kids doing kid stuff.
But I kicked.
I'm going to say that it's, it's kind of like a dollhouse.
No, not the kid.
It's kind of like a dollhouse.
Like it's made out of that same compressed material that you like screw together.
But it's a firehouse, right?
And I like kicked it and it broke.
I did not realize that I had yeated this thing as hard as I did.
But it was just, it was done for.
And I obviously felt terrible.
I didn't feel terrible in the moment.
I didn't even realize it.
I like yeeted it, talked to him.
He went back to sleep, and I don't think he woke up again.
And then in the morning, my wife was like, you know, that you like destroyed the boys' entire house.
And I was like, no, okay, maybe.
Right?
Like, you know, at that moment, I start going like FFFFFFF.
Like, oh, no.
Shame.
Well, 3:30 in the morning, I mean.
Yeah.
But so I felt bad.
It was a terrible, terrible thing.
And like the terrible dad moment, right?
Like, yep.
And I ended up being able to put it all back together with some super fancy glue that I have for finished carpentry and whatever.
And it's fine.
It's probably actually held together better now than it ever was.
But it would have just been easier to not like eat this thing across the room with my foot.
And put it in perspective, of course, you just kicked a little toy in frustration, which all things considered, that's, you know.
They say punch a pillow, kick a firehouse.
It's all the same.
Better than that.
Yeah, exactly.
Like it wasn't like, obviously, there was no malice.
It wasn't like, man, I'm going to kick.
I'm going to kick his firehouse and he's going to be so upset.
What a little nerd.
It was like, you know, this stupid thing.
This stupid thing is in my way.
I'm just going to move it with my foot.
And actually, it's in pieces.
Like, damn.
You're going to get him a new one.
I was going to say, there you go.
Just spend money to fix problem.
If I was not able to fix it, I would have bought him a new one.
But because I was able to fix it, I don't need to buy him a new one.
Oh, there you go.
Better.
Yeah.
Better than Coach's shallow, materialistic suggestion.
I almost chimped out at Potato the other day because he's been my little sidekick going around.
I posted this on Telegram.
Apologies if you heard the short version already, but we've been going around.
There's tons of thorn bushes all over this property that we generally keep.
You know, we cut down the long pieces that poke into the pathways and whatnot.
But we've been going around cutting them down, cutting them back and cutting them down to the nub very deliberately.
And he's been awesome at it.
I mean, he's handling the pruners.
Like we went through this a hundred times.
Like, don't put your fingers in there.
I watched him a dozen times.
I was like, this kid knows what he's doing.
So he's my little sidekick.
We're going around cleaning up all these thorn bushes.
And then he comes into the house the other day and he's like, I cut down more thorn bushes.
But he was like out front of the house.
And I was like, oh, God.
And he cut down this beautiful shock top rose bush that just like ran from the house down to the nub.
And I was like, what are you doing?
That's not a.
I was like, oh, pause.
I did start yelling at him and then I stopped.
And I was like, he thought he was just cutting down more thorn bushes, which is really, you know, cute and touching.
To be fair, you know, rosebushes do have thorns on them.
Oh, no, exactly.
Yeah.
No, it's not wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I know he was just, he did a little freelancing, a little pro bono work without dad's supervision.
So, and there's still a little, little nub left with like one or two green leaves sticking out.
So make it a little project.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on, potato.
We'll, we'll water this guy in, give it a little bit of Durandal's Mormon fertilizer that he sent us and wish it the best.
I don't know if that works for rosebushes like acid soil.
But anyway, yeah.
Let's see.
Sam, let's curate one more good one.
I know you guys had a lovely Easter week, but what do you think is the best or the most touching?
I don't, you know, I just want to pick the best and not make it a huge Easter thing.
But the palms were lovely.
I'm sure you had a wonderful Easter.
I'll stop there.
Yeah, maybe you could put the palms in the show notes or something for people to look at.
It's a nice, nice little custom to do.
You know, Palm Sunday Mass is always kind of a much longer affair.
You have this reading out or a chanting out of the passion of the Lord.
And it's long.
And in our traditional Mass, it's all chanted out.
So it goes on for quite a few minutes.
And my youngest son, you know, he talks to this girl over there.
And so, you know, he slipped out and then she saw him get up.
So she slipped out, you know, it's kind of cute during this long reading.
And, you know, I don't say anything because they're pretty respectful about it.
Like he won't be gone for like 20 minutes.
He would be gone for like five minutes.
He'll come back.
So and then they gave out the palms.
And the first time I ever saw it, they gave out the olive branches as well.
They were kind of alternating to give out a few palms and they'd give out.
Somebody would get an olive branch.
So one of us, we got an olive branch.
And the palms were just kind of chintzy.
You know, they were kind of like already getting dried out and they were not in great condition.
I was a little disappointed.
Normally, I get a nice or even several nice green palms and that gives me some time to braid or really weave, I guess you would call it, kind of weave it into what you see in the picture.
And so I just started, well, a lot of times I'll just start right during the Mass, you know, while I'm sitting there during this long chant.
So I braided out a few of those that you see right there because you got to work with them when they're supple, you know, and they were already kind of dried out and they were kind of small too.
Normally I could do a lot more with them.
Bigger, thicker ones.
Yeah.
My mom used to have those, I remember.
She used to put them, I guess she got them at church and would put them behind the crucifix in her bedroom as a kid.
One of those memories you always custom to do.
And then, of course, there was Good Friday, which was nice.
We went and did the stations of the cross.
I sent you a couple of nice pictures.
It's just beautiful outdoor stations.
And, you know, there's the 12th station of the crucifixion.
And we crawled up the stairs.
There's about, I don't know, it's got to be at least 15 or 18 concrete steps.
You crawl up there to the 12th station.
And then just a very beautiful outdoor thing.
And then you go down to the tomb, the 14th station.
And there's, I sent you a picture of that.
So, and then we went to, we went to quickly just we went to confessions at our old parish because where we go now, these trads are always lining up and clogging up the confession line, you know, which is good.
I like to see, there's one thing I like to see.
I like to see people in line going to confession, you know, getting the trads have the most sins, of course.
Yeah, well, maybe so.
Maybe so.
But so we went to confession, you know, and there's something about, you know, I was thinking about how we talk about cities and rural and comparing, you know, death to the urbanite and all that stuff, crush the urbanite things they say, you know, but the living in an urban area, the cities do attract high quality people, though, too.
You know, there's higher salaries and, you know, the way that you might think of people who live in a rural area being these, you know, self-reliant people, the urban areas attract a high quality person too, has extra money to devote to things that, you know, maybe they like to ride a quad or something like that, or they, I don't know, maybe they're into horseback riding or something.
You know, even the cities afford those things.
But when you go into an area like a neighborhood that's been depleted of quality whites, you know, so then you got the like weirdos who didn't leave or who couldn't leave, you know.
And so that's kind of like the neighborhood of our old parish.
And so we go in there, we get in there.
And by the way, even there, we stood in line for 90 minutes to go to confession.
And we just made it right in at the end of what they had scheduled there.
But I just couldn't help notice.
And being that we hadn't been there in a while, you know, you notice all these weirdos that are left in the city in a depleted neighborhood like that where there's blacks have taken over.
There was this one guy.
He was maybe, I don't know, 18 or 20 years old at the most, but he was walking around.
He had like maybe 12 stuffed animals all stapled together.
And he's like walking around with them in the church, you know, and I just couldn't help but think of that.
You know, and I've seen that before.
Like there was the old guy kind of smelled of urine and he's, he's kneeling down at the at the altar rail and his shoes have slipped off his feet.
He's not wearing any socks.
He's got these really dark black bunions on the bottom of his foot.
You know, just all these weird people in this neighborhood.
And I just, you know, you just can't help but notice the phenomenon, the way these neighborhoods break.
Pity for him.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
But that was, and then, of course, followed by Easter was very beautiful.
And not the least of which, you know, after having some discouragements here recently, it was touching.
I thought anyways, the way our guys are wishing each other a happy Easter on Easter morning.
You know, it's just like the Telegram and the Threma and everything was all just lit up with good well-wishing for a happy Easter.
Used to make me angry, big guy, but it doesn't anymore.
I feel a little phony saying happy Easter still, but yeah, the anti-Christian animus is no longer there.
And we're talking about confession.
I always love that as a kid, you know, walking out of the confessional booth.
When I was a believer, it was like, oh, baby, you know, this feels great.
It's like walking out of the dentist with a clean bill of health, no cavities, you know?
There's nothing like it.
I think if people knew the great feeling that you get from it, that those lines would be even longer than they are, you know.
And like I say, at our traditional Mass, they always have confessions before the Mass, but it's always, the line is always so long, I don't even get in line.
There's just not even any point to get in line.
So, and sure, maybe somebody might say, oh, well, of course, you're getting things off your chest and things.
Of course, that's going to make you feel good.
That's part of it.
That's for sure.
But there's something else amazing that happens in there.
And I think that's the grace that we get from that sacrament.
So I take it.
Take it for what you will.
I'm recommending the practice to anybody who has ears to hear.
Absolutely.
Yep.
And you can even confess your worst crimes.
And those we know from the movies that the priest has to keep his mouth shut.
No, I'm joking.
Yeah.
Or I forgot to mention, I should have mentioned earlier that the Easter bunny did miraculously come again this year.
We always tell the kids that the Easter bunny is a little bit dumber and less sophisticated than Santa.
It doesn't have quite near the inventory or the savvy that Santa does with his operation.
But the funniest thing happened this year.
You know, I was up late Saturday night assembling things before bed.
So and then Sunday morning, you know, I'm usually an early riser.
So I got up pretty early and I went to check on the kids and they were already awake.
And my daughter informed me that she had already gone out to look for Easter eggs and hadn't seen any.
I said, what?
You didn't see any?
That's crazy.
I was like, all right, well, maybe he hasn't come yet or maybe you just weren't looking closely enough or maybe you put them in a different area.
So what do you know?
My instincts were correct.
We went out about half an hour or an hour later.
And lo and behold, yes, of course the Easter bunny had come.
My daughter just had not seen them from her cursory inspection of a certain area of grounds in our territory.
So, you know, kid crisis averted just by being a little bit, a little bit patient and looking in a different area of the property, because as we all know, the Easter Bunny is not nearly as savvy as Santa.
I was listening to a certain podcast with, well, it was Gordon Collin, America Connor with Junior in the car.
It was the homeschool.
It was somewhere.
It was funny.
I was driving with Junior the other day and I said, what podcast do you want to listen to?
If anything, he was like, how about Octang and American?
I said, all right.
You remember to join us?
Did you say, do you mean the final storm, Junior?
Very good.
We've been listening to that.
Here at our house, we've been listening to the final storm lately.
It's, you know, I've, since Rolo's been our producer, I know I've been meaning to get to it, you know, and it's, I always have so many things like in line.
Oh, I got to listen to this, that, this.
And so finally, a couple of weeks ago, we started listening.
We've been really enjoying it, and I recommend it.
Good, good information on there and good laughs on there.
Rolo does a great job.
Amen.
I'm trying to get on that show, by the way.
Trying to get on.
I said yes.
Okay.
Another 100 episodes of Full House and you'll have earned it in Rolo's eyes.
Well, the way to get on my show is to ask.
That's how every guest came on, except for next week's Spectre's going to come on.
And we're going to talk about Batman.
Awesome.
And then we'll get to THX.
Okay.
I'll boost the final storm.
I don't know if I've boosted it in the show notes.
I know I've done it on Telegram, Rolo, but sincerely deserves more ears on it.
Yeah.
Since we're boosting other shows, I would like to, and we're coming to the end of our time.
I'd like to quickly say, remember White Power Hour to go on there and listen because we had some good shows there recently.
They did a Dark Wave episode, which was very interesting.
I contributed some songs for that.
And coming up, they are going to have an electronics show.
And I remember when Coach was on there, that was a wonderful show.
And we're even trying to get Cyber Nazi to come on and say a few words.
Yeah.
But I already put my sets together for the electronic show and they're going to have so that, you know, it's just interesting what they will branch out and try to touch on some different types and things that you might not think you would hear on that show.
So check it out, everybody.
White Power Hour.
And I've been binging on, this is not an R Guy podcast, but it's either called Collapse or the End of Civilizations, long-running series created by a Brit that just breaks down all these various civilizations that at one time achieved greatness and then ended in ashes for obvious reasons.
What were the causes?
What were the signs?
When was it near the end?
And it's, you know, it's, it's interesting.
You know, I get irritated by little things that are clearly deracinated or colorblind or whatnot.
But it's been a nice little detour from our guys.
It's like a sine wave.
I consume a lot of our guys' podcasts and then I get a little tired of it and I don't for a while and then I come back.
And I know that's like that for a lot of people because hits it.
Yep.
Yep.
All right, gentlemen, let's let's land this puppy right now.
Rolo, thank you, sir.
Anything else you want to add?
And much obliged for your efforts.
Thank you.
I've added far too much this show and I apologize too much.
So true.
So true.
Who doesn't have a sense of humor?
No, you're a good buddy.
You stump me once or twice, which is either a testament to your brilliance or my idiocy, or something in between.
Let him go behind.
I'm going to Sam next because I think Smasher's back, but I'm not 100% sure.
He had to go to the potty.
Sam, thank you so much, my friend.
And I wanted to add that it's nice again.
You know, I love doing shows with guests because it's like, oh, I want to know about this.
I want to know about this.
I want to know about this.
And then occasionally I get anxious, like, oh, it's just the regulars.
What are you going to talk about?
It's like, no, we ought the content cup overflow.
Yeah, we always got more than enough stuff.
And hey, I still want to see you get that dramatic reading I did recently.
Sent to you.
Literally, literally forgot about it and our missed week as we went, you know, as we're recording here tonight.
I was like, son of a B, I had that in the hopper and could have released that.
So it's maybe save it for such a moment if that should happen again and you need something.
You know, I'll try to record some other stuff.
But yeah, you know, happy Easter to everybody.
It's remember, it's Easter season now, all the way clearer to Pentecost.
So we got 40 days ahead here and then another 10 days to Pentecost.
So keep that Easter spirit going.
Salmon is extended holidays.
They never end.
It's a Christmas miracle, an Easter miracle, and all the rest of it.
All right, Smasher, you back unmute if you are back.
If not, we will just say goodbye.
All right.
It's all right.
I got 137 by the ticker here.
Monday morning, April 25th.
And that's when Full House 126, our third anniversary special show.
The second anniversary, we did a super show with a lot of guests tapping them in.
I think it was maybe live streamed on Telegram.
And it was great.
It was fun.
But it's tough to manage all those people.
So I was very happy to keep it just with us on this 70-degree gorgeous spring night.
And eventually, spring will fully spring on Rolo up there in the great wilds of Nevada as well.
Northern Nevada, to be even more specific.
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So to all of our listeners around the world, thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
And to Smasher 2, who just came back.
Smasher, we went around the hoard and said thank you.
Thank you, my friend.
Three years.
Always happy to have you on.
It has been a great three years.
And here's the three more.
That's right.
All right.
Three more.
It is.
There it is.
So to our international listeners, we actually, to all of our listeners, domestic and international, we actually do do it for you, not for us.
And your kind words and engagement and new white life and even a shekel here and there, truth be told, do keep us fueled.
So hats off to you.
We salute our audience.
And MP, I'm going to wing this one.
This is an awesome track that it has I Love You in there as a beautiful lyric.
And it's interestingly called Alone.
But this is Alone by Estiva and the Grum remix.
Hope you enjoy it.
If you hate Electronica, you're not going to like this one.
Even Sam likes some of my electronic tattoons and even plays or in the bedroom on occasion with his nice fake new mirror there.
Not the secret.
We love you, fam.
We'll talk to you next week, perhaps with our South African friend to talk about collapse there.