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We're 10 days into the new Cold War and also 10 days into a cold civil war of sorts on our side.
From Putin Shills to Zelensky copers to big brain neutral centrists to high horse East European ethnonets to even this doesn't affect me, bros.
We've got it all.
But what if I were to tell you that we can disagree over one of the most momentous and complicated world events in recent history without accusing each other of being bad actors, or that vigorous debate is the process by which we reach the best assessments and how we separate the cold takes from the right ones.
We'll see if we can prove that this week while also pivoting to some things you can and must do to adapt to what certainly looks like a dark new world order.
To borrow from either Pericles or Trotsky, you may not be interested in the Russia-Ukraine war, but it damn sure is interested in you.
Mr. Producer, let's go.
Welcome, everyone, to Pull House episode 121, the world's most unabashed show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your far from neutral Centrist Bro coach Finstock, back with another two hours dedicated to commentary on the most important event in the world today.
And we're also going to be pivoting this week to what you and your family should be thinking about and doing as the world just got a lot more expensive and more dangerous.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, apologies for my voice this week.
I was neither yelling at my kids all weekend nor cheering at a sports ball game.
I'm just recovering from the world's worst man cold.
It's true.
Everyone that comes along is always the worst.
That's just the way it goes with us guys.
Also, big thanks to two anonymous donors this week.
They just didn't want their names read on air.
Their email addresses happened to end in mail.ru, but we didn't think twice about it.
That's a joke.
They were not Russian donors.
Thank you, fellas.
We see you there.
And let's get on then to our bigger than usual birth panel with such big topics, but it is, of course, smaller than our three-hour extravaganza live stream panel last week.
First up, he hasn't been this excited about global events since the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962.
Sam.
In all seriousness, I was thinking, I was like, I wonder, you know, Sam was hip to USA evil back in the 80s, for sure.
I wonder what you thought about the Cold War back then.
Did you do both sides bad thing or what were your Cold War thoughts at the time?
Yeah, you know, the third position idea really didn't emerge until the late 80s, you know?
And so growing up, most people, most healthy people are patriotic.
They love their country.
In fact, the type of person that doesn't love their country is the type of person we don't like.
So, you know, all I could say on this, what we're seeing now is Every decade or everything has its events that are supposed to be penultimate, you know?
And the system remains in control and things worsen, but a state of normalcy continues.
So I guess I would caution against like a doomsday mindset or this is it.
You know, I've been reading siege lately.
You know, I know that's like a meme, but I was hoping to speak about it at some point on the show or a future show because there's a couple ideas I want to highlight on there.
But he speaks about exactly this type of thing that the preppers are waiting for it to happen, it in quotation marks, scare quotes, we would say now.
And the thing is, the it for the true revolutionary is right now.
The it is figuring out how to survive in this situation or in this under the system we have, because the person who wins will be the person who finishes last, or the group that wins will be the group that finishes last.
So, you know, I think because there's, there's, and, and at the time he was writing, he was talking about Wesley Swift, who had some 20 tons of stored survival gear, including like an armored vehicle and many rounds of ammunition, weapons, foodstuffs, all this type of thing.
Well, Wesley Swift died of old age and not long thereafter, the U.S. government found all his stuff.
And so it was just like giving it away, you know, Mason reasons that it would be better to have put that thought and energy into warming our ways into the system, surviving in this system as revolutionaries and subverting this system from within it and learning how to live within it as a revolutionary.
I think that's some good advice there.
Not that you shouldn't prep, you should do common sense things, but I think we have to resist the temptation to thinking that, yep, that's what we've done it.
We've prepped.
We're ready to go now.
That's not where the struggle is to be fought and won.
Yeah, we're going to talk about that in the second half, the prepping principle and imperative.
We, of course, did a big show on that maybe two years ago.
But we are going to get back into it because it's essential.
It's fresh.
It's somebody's first show always.
And you can split the baby on this one too and not spend every last penny on that stuff, but also make sure that your family is going to have at least some food stores as things go crazy, get crazier, frankly.
All right.
Next up, a listener actually emailed in this week asking for his help to get to Ukraine to fight.
This is true, but I told that guy to stay the hell home and pick a better fight.
Smasher, I hope you're not pissed off that I'm gatekeeping for you, bro.
Welcome.
I thought of something that would be funny to say.
I thought of something that would be funny to say, but I'm not going to say it because it would make too many people angry.
But it's better that you're not there.
I assume that you're not encouraging any of our guys to go sign up for Ukraine.
Yes.
No.
Because as much as I understand that, you know, if I'm a Ukrainian and an outside invader is coming through my hometown, I'm going to take action against them.
Ukrainian people as a nationality like exist and they should have their own self-determination.
But in the current, the way that the chessboard is set up right now, they can either be under the United States or they can be under Russia.
And so I can't do anything to help you with that.
Why should I come over and die or go to jail?
Uh yeah, for that.
When, when there's there's no victory here for for like, for a good, Well-intentioned Ukrainian like, there is no good option here.
Somebody said that the radicals in these situations always are used as not useful idiots but useful fighters.
And then when, when the dust settles, they get suppressed or arrested or killed.
The Phalange in Spain uh, i'm pretty sure there's some Irish radicals who suffered under that uh, after independence, and uh, plenty more examples.
So uh yeah we, we get Ukrainian Ukrainians fighting and remember that.
Uh, there's something weird.
When the U.s government and NATO would somehow let you they, they would probably encourage you to go fight there and then the next day you could be on a Russian terrorist watch list right, or suddenly be persona non grata if things don't go well, so really well, that's kind of how i'm looking at it.
Right like, let's say that Russia somehow gets expelled from the country and loses.
Well any, any war crimes that come up like they're just automatically going to be pinned on uh, all the Ukrainian nationalist groups.
Coach coach, is anybody talking about uh joining the Russian side?
Can I go do that?
Don't joke, sam.
No, we haven't gotten any joke, just the joke.
That would be the real FED.
Yeah, the real FEDS would be like, hey coach, i'm trying to get over to Russia to fight in Ukraine oh okay well yeah, let me, let me help make that out for you.
And here's like.
Here's another thing, up until like two weeks ago, if you tried to help Ukrainian nationalists, you ended up on a watch list in the United States and potentially arrested.
It's only literally up until two weeks ago.
Yeah, temporary little uh exception for those guys, facebook enabling there are people that have come and gone in uh, at the time.
That right, you know just these circles generally over the last couple years that did get in trouble for material support of terrorism uh uh yep, going over.
Like people have gotten in trouble for supporting Ukrainian nationalists, literally until two weeks ago.
And now, all of a sudden, it's okay to do it and and and you know the Redditors and stuff aren't being told about the Ukrainian nationalists and stuff right so like, the USA is letting people support Ukraine but they're not letting them support the Ukrainian nationalists.
You know they, they sort of are in a way.
But you know the the the intent isn't that Redditors are sending money to Ukrainian nationalists, even though that's literally what they're doing.
They don't know better, so to speak.
You know yeah we, we certainly would welcome all American Antifa to go over to Ukraine to fight Russia in us in a war on Russia's border.
That seems like a very sober and rational thing to do.
Yes I, I suggest for any anybody uh, from the Ukrainian nationalists that hears this, or people that are in contact with them, please direct any and all Americans that come to the front lines.
Use them first because, as you know, America has a lot of guns.
Everybody in America is really good with a gun, so you should put them up front first.
Yeah, crazy times.
All right, we got to move on here to keep things moving.
Thank you, Smasher.
And thank you, Sam, too.
I didn't thank you either.
Our essential, talented, and always prepared producer, Rolo.
How's things sounding?
Everything sounds good on my end.
I hope it sounds good on your end.
It does.
Yeah, I'm so sorry to the audience for my horrible internet in the first like 10 minutes of the live stream.
I'm sorry.
No star.
Starlink is 100 bucks a month.
I canceled my deposit.
I got to say, well, as long as you remember to record.
But I always got your back.
Thank you, brother.
We know it.
All right.
On to our first of two special guests.
He has been a dissident longer than most of you.
I actually didn't write a snappy introduction for him, but he's very smart.
You can hear him on the third rail and full house, of course.
He's writing a book, and I take his advice to heart more than almost any other knucklehead in this great wild cause of ours.
Dark Enlightenment.
Welcome back to Full House, brother.
Well, thank you for having me, gentlemen.
To those of you that want to go to the Ukraine, there's an ethnic conflict in Pittsburgh, but your family needs you there to keep them safe.
So I'm just saying, America's cities are plenty dangerous enough.
You're probably safer in Kiev if you're not, you know, if you're not picking up a gun and running around, you're probably safer in Kiev than you would be in Harlem as a white person.
So you're not talking about Smasher's existence near Pittsburgh as a threat to people.
Talking about the murder of that poor lady who was driving that Uber.
You know, how many times has something like this got to happen before people like if you want an ethnic conflict?
You've got one.
You want an ethnic conflict.
Niggers are murdering white people every day and getting away with it.
Yep.
And you're crazy and you're crazy to go fight in a war on Russia's border with the Russian military.
So that's right.
Well, even if you think, even if you think that Russia has a chance of being defeated by Ukraine, you know, you're buying into the American propaganda that Russia is weak and Putin is crazy and whatever.
Because that's propaganda.
Like literally all the everything you are seeing from both sides is like pure propaganda.
Right.
Oh my God.
Look into it.
I mean, that's just how it is.
Full spectrum.
Russia, Putin's hiding in a bunker.
His troops are decimated.
And they're killing civilians.
Javelins are destroying entire tank columns in Kiev.
The New York Times put out a piece on Twitter that said, yeah, the ghost of Kiev might not be real, but it's there to help the morale.
Like they're just literally admitting that, yes, this is just wartime propaganda.
Quiet part out loud.
Dark, I actually don't know.
For some reason, I would suspect that you are sympathetic to Russia here, but real quick here at the top, take a minute.
I will put all my cards in the table.
Yeah, please.
I will put all my cards in the table.
This is entirely the fault of Victoria Newland and the fact that she hears the hoofbeats of Cossacks in her sleep.
And I think that it's largely the fault of NATO.
I can understand why Putin reacted the way he did.
It would be the equivalent of the American expedition to go after Pancho Villa during the Mexican Revolution because they were crossing the border and killing American citizens.
That's what they were doing.
They were killing ethnic Russians in Donbas by, I think, over 10,000 of them.
And if you're surprised that like Canada in 1984, if Canada had tried to join the Warsaw Pact because Pierre Trudeau was such an admirer of communism that he wanted to formally switch sides and quit NATO and join the Warsaw Pact, if you think that the 101st Airborne Division would have been like parachuting into Ottawa and locking up the Canadian parliament, you're crazy.
It's legitimately.
It's been a while, but I took some Russian history courses in college and the idea that you can control particularly Eastern Ukraine with a hostile actor and that Russia can allow that is like total madness.
I mean, I'm not this foreign policy expert that you are coached by any stretch of the imagination, but it's a terrible idea.
And on a, I'm firmly in it.
It's not my business camp.
I'm not a Russian.
I'm not a Ukrainian.
I'm not Slavic.
So I'm an American.
But I'll buy a tracksuit and start squatting.
Maybe I can become trans-Slavic.
But the idea that it's a good idea to start a conflict and just full spectrum financial warfare, deplatforming, not letting Visa work, not letting MasterCard work, not letting PayPal work, all these other things that our local corporations have done after a two-year shutdown of the economy with a major food and energy producer, I just, that's just absolute madness.
I mean, there are people in Africa.
Cairo gets most of its food from Russia.
You think that, you know, if you're like, oh, we're standing up for white people, you think like everyone that lives in Cairo, like the 12 or 13 million people that live in Cairo, all of them, you know, going to Greece to get food is going to be like pro-white?
You're crazy.
Yep.
Rome risking its weed imports.
Yeah.
But see, the only thing is I don't think it's insanity, Dark.
I mean, you could argue that our elites are high on power and they're stupid in a way, but they knew, I mean, they had the sanctions ready to go.
They knew that essentially deplatforming an entire country was going to skyrocket gas prices or oil and gas prices.
I strongly suspect that one, they don't care if we suffer higher prices at the pump because they've got this boogeyman.
And two, I think that they probably underestimate Putin and Russia's resolve and think that the same old playbook of steamrolling bad guy in current year will eventually work in this case.
It might.
But yeah, I think it's arrogance and high on their own supply rather than it's so stupid.
They can't possibly be that stupid to drive Russia and China into their arms.
They don't care about us.
They just think it's either like this whole thing is either like Klaus Schwab is like a super villain like out of straight out of like comic books tier, you know, like first I will cause the pandemic that will destroy the economy.
Then it will cause global starvation.
Then I will start war with Russia.
Like it's either that or they're all like absolute just SGW morons who have no idea of how the world actually works and people's legitimate interests.
And it could be a little bit of both.
But in general, I think that it's a terrible, terrible thing that we've done because basically everywhere in the world is run by, you know, corrupt, like, oh, Putin's corrupt and suppresses journalists.
Oh, so does Zelensky.
Oh, Iran does that.
Like everywhere in the world does this.
You know, everywhere in the world is run by a bunch of corrupt people, including the United States.
So can China declare war on us because like Nancy Pelosi is corrupt?
And it's just a deeply foolish, deeply short-sighted, very regrettable thing that has happened in the last 10 days.
China doesn't really have to declare war on us because they could just stop sending stuff over here.
And then we'll nothing right.
A Chinese nationalist hangs out on couch and watches America collapse.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
And, you know, it's not just crazy, you know, right-wingers that have been talking about this.
John Mearsheimer talked about this stuff, you know, 10 years ago.
Pat Buchanan talked about this.
You know, I was listening to Scott Horton on Tom Woods recently.
You know, this is all like very, very obvious stuff to anyone who's been paying attention for the last two decades.
You know, when Bill Clinton just lied and said, oh, yeah, Poland will never be a NATO and then put a bunch of missiles in NATO and brought the Poles into NATO.
It's you're surprised, you know, when everybody?
Everybody?
This is what happens, Leventry, when an Eastern European country in a conflict zone hitches its steed to the West.
I mean, obviously, like, we could go overboard with historical analogies.
I love using them because it really gets people's noggins jogging, but it's also sort of a plaything for frauds and hucksters to making dishonest ones.
But I mean, the parallels in 1939 in Poland, the West writing checks and had no intent to cash and an Eastern European country getting too big for its britches with a massive power, like angry on its border.
It's right there.
Yeah.
Right.
Well, and Zelensky should have looked at, you know, Michael Slash Svaxville.
I think he's teaching something at NYU now.
Did you just turn into Slava Zizek for a second there?
No, like the former president of the- The Tai Chewer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The former president of Georgia.
This exact same scenario played out back then and John McCain and other insane warmongers who I think the spirit of the devil that was inhabiting John McCain like left his body and moved into Dan Crenshaw.
But, you know, the people that are like, oh, Georgia needs to be part of NATO.
Like this exact same thing happened 10 years ago and it's going to play out the exact same way.
You know, they're going to oppress ethnic Russians in a borderland that the Russians are like, hey, just leave these people alone.
We won't take your territory.
But, you know, these are ethnic Russians.
You can't screw with them.
It would have been a Sedatin land corollary had Putin just settled for Luhansk and Donyetsk, but now he's going full 1939.
Yeah.
And it's the same sort of shit happened in 1914, too.
I mean, like, this is some damn cool thing in the Balkans.
And here's, here's something that is important to note.
And it'll make Coach cringe, which is always my goal.
That's cringe.
I don't cringe in reaction.
Go ahead.
Just because it makes like political sense and is like objectively good statecraft does not make Putin a good guy or our guy.
That's fine.
No, by no means either of those things, but I just think that the people who are presently saying, let's you and him fight are bad actors and very, very dangerous people.
Yes, the United States government would love to fight the Russians to the last Ukrainian.
No question about it.
Hey, before we get too ahead of ourselves, we cannot forget that we also have with us our dear friend Mitt Gartner.
He is a certified landscape architect.
He is 100% definitely a master gardener.
I hear he's also a PhD in organic chemistry.
It's okay, buddy.
We're inflating your credentials, but you might as well be all those things.
How are you yeah great, how are you guys great?
Uh, we love, we love talking about yeah yeah, it's uh, I I don't have too much of a an opinion on what's going on over there.
Just, I don't like the idea of all these, you know, white people killing each other.
It's the current year and um, and I, it's crazy to see them be able to work up uh, white people, you know, to shoot missiles at each other in this, in this climate.
It's kind of blackbilling.
So i'd i'd rather talk about the uh, you know what's going on over here, what we could do for ourselves.
But i'm gonna let you guys hash that out, because I, I don't, I don't have too much of an opinion on all that.
Amen brother yep, it's that time of year you came on probably a year ago and we are definitely going to go to that in the second half.
The audience is like, not more Russia, Ukraine.
Well sorry, it's important.
There's a lot of bad opinions out there.
In my opinion uh, and this stuff really matters.
So we're going to do the, the big picture here.
We're not going to do a granular look at it like we did for three hours and all the different sides, but just what I see as like the most common disagreements, or perhaps uh bad assessments, and just kick it around what it means for us.
In the second half we're gonna have a little bit more fun, but be deadly serious about uh, prepping again.
It's all right, we're going back to bang that drum and we're damn glad to have Mitt Gartner with us and uh, we're gonna have some more experts on next week to talk about that.
So, thank you buddy, much appreciated.
All right uh, move moving on.
I just wanted to say that you know whether you're big sad for Ukraine, big mad about Putin.
This is, I think, when.
When we recorded it, we were about two or three days into the conflict and now we got 10 days to look back at it.
But there's no question that this is Cold War 2.0.
It's back, it's happening.
Uh, the entire country of Russia has now been demonized deplatformed, the the three minutes, hate is on and it's going to last for years.
This is all.
Think about it.
All you've heard about is Russia Russia, Russia for the past four or five years, nothing compared to what's in store for us now, only now, Cold War 2.0.
Instead of us being triumphant after World War Ii, we are gay, bankrupt and in decline, to start.
While Russia and China are strong and strengthening and basically tied at the hip right now, not quite so.
In the Cold War, when China was sort of coming out of its uh civil War, they weren't united with the Soviet Union and then they split later, so not a very good strategic setup.
If you're an American thinking that this is going to be rural American flags and uh Evil Empire all over again.
Um, let's talk about the systems reaction uh to Russia, because I think that's the the thing right now.
They are getting the Hitler, the Saddam, the Addafi, the Assad treatment.
Um, you're seeing gas prices skyrocket and joke before the show, that people are going to start putting Putin stickers at the pump.
You know he did that.
He did that instead of Biden.
I could actually see lefties doing that.
Wheat prices skyrocketing um, and a lot more to come.
So does the systems absolute lockstep reaction to what Russia is doing here prove that they are not necessarily the demon bad guy that they, they always do that right i'm, i'm inclined that.
That's my, that's my position.
Is that this proves that this is not some puppet show where there's two evil Jew sides fighting each other.
Um, but that the big, the big dog, Washington and the system uh, is trying to now crush and snuff out Russia.
I'll, i'll put that out there.
Washington also gives money to literal Nazis and allows them to exist.
Right.
Which is another another head scratcher too.
We're going to talk about that too.
But Dark, does this prove that Putin and Russia are perhaps the quote unquote better guy here, if not the good guy?
I don't know that it necessarily proves everything because I don't speak Slavic.
I don't speak Russian.
I don't speak Ukrainian and they don't read Cyrillic.
So I can't say one more way or the other.
What I can say for sure is that whatever Washington's saying, I'm inclined to believe the opposite.
And just based on the, you know, the preponderance of like, yeah, you can say, oh, look, there's, you know, Russia's accepting of gays.
I don't think so.
I'm always going to remember that like during the Social Olympics when the entire world had their, you know, eye on the, there were Cossack policemen beating, you know, feminine with whips on TV and nobody, you know, nobody got in trouble.
And do I, I, here's what I think.
I think Putin, you know, you can joke about his country being like a gas station with an army attached.
I spit.
I spit.
Like playground taunts from effing chicken hawks willing to get right.
Yeah, you know, it's a stupid, it's a stupid thing.
And, but you, and, oh, look at Russia's economy is smaller than the size of Texas.
That all might be accurate and true.
But here's the thing.
Vladimir Putin objectively lives in a poorer country and closer to the bone.
And so he doesn't have the ability or the room to indulge in nonsense like transgender kindergartners or gay marriage or any of this other stuff that we've accumulated in the West over the last 30 years as a peace dividend.
Assuming he even wanted to, they just don't have the ability.
Oh, Russia's got all these abortions and heroin and blah, blah, blah, all these problems in Russia.
And I'm not saying that any of those are fake.
I'm saying that the decadent nonsense you've seen here since 1992, instead of making our countries more wealthy, more egalitarian, people working like 25, 30 hour weeks as opposed to 50 hours weeks or 60 hour weeks or taking that peace dividend and investing it in our countries, we've wasted it on corporate welfare and idiotic decadence.
And our society is about to is a lot poorer than we think.
And Putin is just acknowledging that reality.
And so he doesn't indulge in a lot of the stupidity we do.
And I think that I think that even though he's ideologically against us, I think just facts are facts.
And he has to live with them in a way that like Joe Biden or Kamala Harris just doesn't.
Yep.
And real quick, Smesher, I just wanted to add that, you know, the very many Russia, bad Russia Neo-Bolshevik, Neo-Bolshevik Asiatic horde guys will they have to put their blinders on to focus on one, two or three things?
You know the, the Chabad Lubavitch, or the fact that Islam still exists in Russia, or bad things that happened in the 40s and 50s uh, and completely overlook or lock out the many signs that actually, compared to our country, life is getting better in Russia, not worse uh, and we know the nature of our system and our system is now committed to destroying that alternative system, which certainly tells me something.
But again yeah, go ahead, Smasher.
Well, I just wanted with like, the gay stuff.
In Russia you're allowed to be gay.
In Russia they don't have uh, gay marriage isn't legal uh, but homosexuality is legal um, you are allowed to change your gender.
Um, you are allowed to serve in the military, donate blood um, there is conversion therapy so you can get.
You know the, the drugs and stuff, so like there's really nothing stopping people from doing it.
It's just not propagandized the way that it is here.
Yeah, they'll get permits for for gay pride parades, but they're not going around and locking up homos, right.
So it's, like you know if, if they propagandize it the way that they do here, there'd be a lot more of it going on in Russia, i'm sure uh, I think Russia's probably more at the natural state of things where, like there's always, you know, people will argue that there's always going to be a certain amount of gays and stuff uh, and so that's kind of my view on that is like they're not stopping people from being gay, they're not even telling you that you shouldn't be gay.
They're just, like you know sure, existing kind of a natural gay state, whatever that, whatever that balance is.
They're probably much closer to that than we are because, even with all the propaganda like, it's still only like nine or ten percent of people identify as broadly Lgbtq, r s tuv, you know in, I mean, that's a ton of people in the West at least, but sure, but 10, like with with the entirety of the state trying to force you to be gay and it's, they still only manage 10 like that's pretty good.
What do you think about the uh, the contradiction between I mean, our guys Lionize uh, Adolf Hitler and his and the Germans glorious military conquest in World War Ii, which was the biggest brother war of all time, and our guys have also cheered for the Taliban retaking Afghanistan or root for the Palestinians, but in this case it's like no no, no.
We can't possibly, you know, advocate for Vladimir Putin or the Russians.
Now I know it's not apples to apples, but there is a little bit of contradiction there.
Just like we could be accused, or I could be accused of like, oh, where's your ns card coach, you're not supporting as of in eastern Ukraine, Hitler?
Hitler is one of the only people in history to be looked at as a real liberator.
Um, you know, even like historians will admit, Admit that he was working to liberate these various smaller countries, not take them over.
You know, the propaganda historians will be like, he was an imperialist, like trying to take over and ethnically cleanse everybody for Germans and whatever.
But Hitler was a legitimate liberator, and a lot of people looked at him as such.
And that's why they would celebrate, like when they would see the German army show up, they would cheer and celebrate and like literally start killing Jews before the Germans could even get there.
Right.
We also know that Hitler was anti-Hitler was anti-Semitic.
And like for me, that's kind of my thing.
Like, if you're not anti-Semitic, you aren't on my side.
You're just not.
Sure.
Because if you're not anti-Semitic, he may end up ethnically cleansing Ukraine of Jews, even if he didn't mean to.
But yeah.
Okay, but he still would throw you or me in jail for being a Holocaust denier and anti-Semitic and a Nazi.
And that's a separate point.
Somebody made a good point.
As long as you're not agitating against Putin or the stability in Russia, you actually do have the liberty to speak your mind as long as you're not threatening the stability of the state.
But you may be right.
So yeah, if you are like, what's the word I'm looking for?
Where you're powerless to do anything?
Impotent.
Impotent.
Yeah.
As long as you stay willfully impotent, you don't have to go to jail.
Okay, great.
That sounds really base to me.
Yeah.
Fair point.
I will say for Putin and Xi Jinping, most of the time you can say true things and not get in trouble in those countries, unlike here.
So, you know, the United States will be at like you will lose your job and be deplatformed from society for saying that Bruce Jenner is a man.
So I mean, again, this country uses sodomy and abortion.
Like that's what that's what we spread.
That's what we do.
That's how, you know, we use usury to spread sodomy and abortion.
That's what our country does.
That's what the World Economic Forum, World Bank, all that other nonsense.
That's all that does.
The global reserve currency.
What do we do with it?
Do we, you know, we use it to make the frogs gay in Botswana.
So I can't be super upset with Vladimir Putin.
He's working in a very difficult environment.
And I, you know, obviously, I wish that the current world order, you know, Warren makes a great point all the time.
Like, like, China exists right now.
Russia exists right now.
The UN Security Council is the victors in World War II.
And I think that the wrong side won that war.
That I just think.
I mean, Russia, Russia won World War II.
Yeah.
Well, and actually, this is something that most people don't know that not too far from me is the start of a 8,000-mile air journey from Great Falls, Montana, all the way up the Alaska Highway.
That's the way the Alaska Highway got built to just outside of Fairbanks.
I'm reading a book on it right now.
There's ice road truckers.
No, no, no, no.
20% of Russia's aircraft in the Second World War that they used against the Germans came from the United States and was flown literally all the way all the way across the country, gathered up in Montana, flown in mass up through Canada, through Alaska at the handoff outside of Fairbanks, Alaska.
Yep, we were all for helping the Soviet Union when it met killing Germans.
Yep.
Exactly.
And so, you know, that Putin exists under the present circumstances is entirely, you know, the result of that evil war where we were on the wrong side and they were on the wrong side.
And so there's obviously stuff that I disagree with him about.
But in the final analysis of this thing, the most evil thing in the world right now isn't Vladimir Putin.
It isn't Xi Jinping.
It's the New York, Washington, Hollywood Axis that controls the money, the global propaganda and the politics of the world to make it gand retarded.
So I mean, and Russia is about to have the healthiest society on earth with no TikTok, no Netflix, no pornhub, no Facebook.
Really?
Talk about giving him my help there, guys.
Yeah.
But yeah, and I mean, I've agreed with that the entire time that like NATO getting hurt is good, you know, absolutely.
But yeah, I also want to remind people that like Putin isn't doing that for you.
He's doing it because it's good for him.
He doesn't care about you.
So don't act like he's doing it for you because I do see people doing that.
Right.
He doesn't hate me the way that the state, the American government hates me, which is enough.
I suspect that he is not a demon looking to enslave the West under the Asiatic neo-Bolshevik Russian heel, but is smart enough to recognize that, good God, that civilization has fallen and crumbled and is off its rocker.
And I'm not going to fall to it.
I don't want my Ukrainian brothers.
Perhaps I'm being a little too generous here, but you can make an argument that he is liberating Ukraine from certain Western destruction.
I'm sure Ukrainians feel differently about that, but they've also been under Western propaganda, especially since 2014, quite intensely to hate Russia.
I don't remember too much Russia hate when I was there in the late 90s.
I remember anti-America hate when we were bombing Serbia, but I'm pretty sure that they hit the throttle on the anti-Russia propaganda in Ukraine too.
Yeah, of course it did.
What were the other two that you asked me about?
The Taliban taking back Afghanistan.
That was awesome.
Because America was getting the ones that were on the receiving end and death to America.
And it was a people actually taking their country back, actually gaining their sovereignty back.
Yeah, somebody said it was like the only ethno-nationalist rebellion and victory in like recent memory.
Yeah, probably since the Irish rebellion.
And I say that because Hitler did not take power through a military armed uprising.
You know, it was a revolution, but not a military one.
But yeah, most of it, most, mostly.
It's the Ukraine thing that makes us a different story, white Christian Ukrainians, as opposed to taking, you know, Iran being a thorn in the side of the West or North Korea or China.
I'm certainly not on the China train.
The reason we're talking about this two guys and why it's really important, you know, I see the people out there who are like, come on, like you nerds, like you're overindulging in this.
You're spending too much time on it.
But guess what?
So is everybody else.
And they're all getting bad information.
I actually have not spoken to any Normie's IRL about this.
I've certainly given my family members an earful because they're just spouting the same, you know, things they're told on the news.
But don't we have an obligation to like smack some sense?
Like, if not us, who else?
Yeah, coach.
This is a little bit different angle.
I was talking to a guy and just chit-chatting.
And I said, oh, what, what do you make of all this stuff?
And I thought it was an interesting answer and something for people to think about.
You know, he said, well, we really don't watch the news until after the kids are in bed because this is scaring them.
And, you know, I would tell people maybe be a little bit careful how you let this go out in front of your children and things like that, because it's very fine for us to sit here and chit chat and debate the different points back and forth.
But it is kind of scary when you talk about could this escalate into bigger things?
Depending where you're, what you're watching, some of it is kind of hysterical and stuff like that and trying to, it's almost like they're trying to scare people.
So, you know, it's, it's maybe easier for us to put the propaganda in perspective and to take things with a grain of salt and all that.
But I think for many people, especially children or women and just maybe less sophisticated Americans probably are getting scared by this.
And that scare is going to have its own effect.
Yeah.
I see.
I was 10 years old in 91, Sam, when we invaded Iraq or attacked Iraq to liberate Kuwait in the first war.
And I was so excited for it.
I like could not, you know, my eyes were glued to the TV and the radio.
Like it was just total kid fascination.
But for the younger ones, for sure.
So I've totally been letting Junior in on the scoop here.
I'm not showing him like graphic footage from Telegram or anything like that.
But, you know, for a certain, for a certain age kid, this is really like, welcome to the world.
You know, this is not the PAX America anymore after the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Or you may even take the time to speak to your children properly about this and give them some kind of assurance of where you think we are and things like that.
Yeah, it's really disappointing.
I heard that a lot of the MAGA types are getting totally whipped into war fever.
Oh, yeah.
The people who have been demonized as Russian stooges for eight years or five years now.
The people who think that the election was stolen from them.
What's that?
This is how they prove they're not Russian stooges.
They go fight in war.
I think Tucker's the only one literally on TV who might be giving them a semblance of the truth.
And somebody asked me the other day, I was like, all right, coach, well, how would you talk to a normie about this?
And I'm not going to make a long thing out of this.
But first, I would say, you remember?
Remember the Iraq war in 2003 when we were told that Saddam had WMDs and he was a threat to the West and he was involved in 911 and we were risking a mushroom cloud over Washington if we didn't go to war with Iraq?
Did we ever find any WMDs?
Did that war go well with us?
Did both sides, left and right, tell you that that was the right war?
Because I certainly remember being told by liberals and conservatives that that was the right thing to do.
And it was a goddamn disaster.
And now the same people who suffered zero consequences for that horrific blunder, it was probably a deliberate blunder, are now telling you Russia bad Putin, Hitler.
So wake up.
You're living through the exact same script with a different country and a different demon.
And I've pointed this out to some people and it's not gone well because it's mostly women and I'm kind of autistic.
Think back, right?
Okay, very.
But in 1991, we win the Cold War.
And actually, H.W. Bush might have been a terrible, you know, involved in Kennedy assassination, cocaine smuggling, CIA, bad dude, but he actually does deserve a lot of credit for shepherding the fall of the Soviet Union and not having everything fall apart.
That could have been really, really, really, really bad.
And he deserves some credit for that.
But security.
Yep.
Yep.
Ever since the war in Yugoslavia, total bullshit.
The further war in Iraq, total bullshit.
The war in Afghanistan, 20 years and billions of dollars, trillions of dollars, totally wasted, right?
Do you know that?
I mean, you guys know, but does the average person know that the Taliban offered to give us bin Laden?
Like right afterwards, they were like, hey, this guy was a guest in our country.
Well, we demanded that they turn him over and they're like, we literally don't know where he is.
And then they found out where he was and they're like, you can have him.
And they're like, why won't you give him to us?
Yeah.
And the answer, of course, is the JQ because it's Victoria Newland and all these rabid, insane anti-human neocons that are the ones who are making these sorts of policies.
But, you know, which war haven't they lied us into in, you know, or that hasn't been under false pretenses, let alone, you know, Gulf of Tonkin knowing about Pearl Harbor before it happened, the Lusitania being a gayop.
Like, how, you know, I mean, not to put on my paranormal's hat too much, but like every war in the 20th century was a lie, at least partially.
And then, you know, ever since the Cold War, like every single one of these has had a bad outcome.
Like, and this is particularly galling when you think about like it's like evangelical Christians who are the, you know, were the biggest supporters of this person.
Like, wait a second.
I'd say all back to like the 1860s, all the wars are predicated on lies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And maybe, maybe even back to 1776.
Yeah, possibly.
But, but specifically in stuff I can remember, right?
Okay, so we went to war with Christian Serbs to help Kosovar Albanians, which is fake and stupid.
And they're just a bunch of criminals.
You know, it doesn't really exist, right?
So we went to war and killed a bunch of Christians on behalf of Muslims.
And then we invaded Iraq and one of the oldest Christian communities in the world, the Assyrian Christians, the Maronite Christians, they all got wiped the hell out.
Like they're, you know, scattered to the winds and tens of thousands of them have been killed in the last 20 years.
Like, what do you think?
Like, all of a sudden we're going to intervene on behalf of righteousness?
What have we done that in my entire lifetime?
Answer, we haven't.
It's laughable.
Yeah.
And here's another, here's another quick analogy.
I'll make it really quick, but I don't know if Americans have the capability to even process something like this, but imagine we lost the Cold War.
Some states broke off to become their own independent republics.
The Warsaw Pact expanded all throughout Western Europe.
They didn't just like move troops to the border of the United States.
They took in Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont as Warsaw Pact states.
And then they were going for New York, which I think is a fair corollary.
It's like a historic U.S. state, has significant cultural, linguistic, religious connections to the greater American body.
Do you think the Rump American state still licking its wounds from falling apart after the Cold War would be a little bit prickly about the Warsaw Pact wanting to go into New York?
Yes, of course it would.
But, you know, that's still a tough thing to explain to somebody.
But stick with WMDs and Iraq.
Another thing is also maybe, just maybe, well, I was just going to say, Russia and Putin 2022 do not necessarily equal Joseph Stalin 1945 and the USSR.
It's, yes, everybody thinks that Russia remains exactly the same and has the same dastardly conquest, Holodomor.
Well, who was behind the Holodomor?
It was actually Lazar Kaganovich, a Jew doing that bidding.
So be careful.
And if Victoria Newland wasn't a feminist, her last name would be Kagan.
That's right.
Her husband is a Kagan.
That's very true.
They've both been stress eating, it appears.
All right.
I wanted to talk about, I saw a lot of pushback from Eastern Europe.
I'll call them Eastern Europe bros.
Listen to the always wonderful Nordic frontier with Andreas.
He had on some high horse riding Eastern Euros, a Bulgarian and somebody else who basically said any American or Westerner who is speaking even remotely positive of Putin or Russia or justifying this should basically STF you.
We don't have the blood and soil experience.
We couldn't possibly understand Eastern European nationalism and long memories of the Soviet Union and living under Soviet dominion.
And to that, I would say, one, no, not going to shut up, still going to offer opinions on geopolitics.
It's not like they shut up about the nature of America, or I would encourage them to do so.
And I would say that America is like almost infinitely more confusing too because we live in a country that is absolutely run by Jews, like top to bottom, no question about it, which makes it extremely hard to understand unless you live here.
We also have the racial aspect that they don't understand because they don't have to deal with niggers.
And like they don't understand how chaotic it is living and dealing with niggers in a country that is run by Jews top to bottom, every facet of it.
Yeah, a little conflict out there for us.
Right.
And living under foreign domination is something I understand very well.
Thank you very much.
But the other thing is, is I'm not saying, and I've never said that those Eastern Europeans who are looking at, you know, the mighty Russian bear and are a little bit reticent to hop back into bed with Russia don't have a point.
Of course they do, right?
You know, the Holden War did happen.
We all know who was really behind that again, the Kagans.
But instead of like, okay, instead of like drunk and abusive spouse Boris, you're going to be like, let's go to gay disco club America.
Like, how about you guys just say no to both and like create an intermarium of strong white Christian states that are neither like Russian stooges or part of the gay disco?
Because that would be awesome.
How about you do that?
Ukraine had eight years from the Maidan and the in the east until 2022.
And what did they end up with?
Western arms, Western paws, and a Jewish penis piano playing actor as their president.
So pardon me if I'm not too bullish on all of a sudden Ukrainian nationalism after you've essentially provoked Russia into having to go in.
Like, sorry.
And here's the other thing.
Being an ocean away allows us to see the forest for the trees.
We are looking at this from multiple sides.
All of us are a mishmash of ethnicities and have plenty of reason to be sympathetic to Ukraine or to Poland or to Romania or to Russia.
But we're looking at this as we see it, as we're calling it as we see it with less romantic or vengeful ideas in mind.
And if you don't like it, well, you have to change the perspective.
My perspective hasn't changed.
If anything, seeing these arguments have made me more somewhat sympathetic to the Russian cause, seeing the garbage that's been flung at them from left, right, and center.
I got two things.
One, it's like I understand why I was talking about this, I think, before we started recording, but I understand why a Ukrainian citizen is going to take up arms against an outside invader.
But that doesn't necessarily put them in the like geopolitical, anti-Zog, objectively correct position.
It just puts them in the position that makes the most sense from an emotional and, you know, I would say petty nationalist perspective.
And when I say petty nationalists, for those that don't know, I just mean like localized ethnic nationalism, like Ukrainian nationalism, Irish nationalism, English nationalism.
That's petty nationalism.
I'm not saying that it's petty, like stupid.
It'd be like petty bourgeois is small business, right?
That's literally all it means.
But I said that, I said that to somebody and they like got mad at me.
Like, are you saying it's insignificant?
I'm like, no, that's literally not what this means.
So just, you know, but it's small ball in the big picture.
Yes, it is, you know, it's like, yeah, sure.
Yeah, we, it's like, I understand.
I get it.
It's your home.
It's your people.
Invader coming in.
You angry.
I also have the capacity to say that doesn't seem like a winning cause.
It seems like a losing cause.
And what you're ultimately fighting for is Western dominion.
That cannot be denied.
Especially now.
Victory now means like Ukrainian slavery to the West.
Infinity migrants pouring on TV and destruction of all that you think.
Sorry, I'm on my high horse now.
Go ahead, Smith.
Well, here's like my position on nationalist victory in any country in the world that isn't a world power is that you are going to be killed, right?
So let's say the Ukrainians like repel the Russians and then successfully also overthrow the Zelensky government and Azov takes control and they become a national socialist state.
Well, we already know how that's going to play out because we already had World War II happen, where the two largest, most Jewish powers in the entire world teamed up to crush Nazis.
So sorry, I'm not convinced that any nationalism is worth investing in in a material support, human support way until America is dead.
And I don't think that like Ukrainian nationalists, I don't think that they need America's American nationalist help to take back their country.
But they do need America, the pit bull, to not be standing ready to crush anybody that takes back their country.
Yeah, if by some impossible chance they repel the bear, that is going to be the biggest Zog celebration crowning achievement in modern history.
That is the outcome of fighting to the death here successfully.
Well, and then all the I don't want to do it anyway, but it do.
Yeah.
All the Nazis in Ukraine are going to be thrown in jail after Russia gets repelled.
Yes.
Yes.
You are going to be sacrificed to the West or then told it was the Russians.
Right.
Exactly.
Like there's pretty much no way that you win as a Nazi in Ukraine.
Like you're stuck between, and I know you disagree, but like you're stuck between two sides of Jews that hate you.
And one side is just willing to utilize you in a meat grinder against the Jews that they don't get along with.
Yep.
And I would be singing a different tune if between 2014 and 2022, somehow there was like a flowering of Nazi moon-based Ukraine and they were doing good things and taking power.
But no, it got worse.
You got a Jewish president, you got the same corruption, and you got more Western influence.
And this is, and here you are now with Russia invading.
This is like, I'm sorry.
Like, I wish it were different, but it ain't.
It's the way that it is.
And just calling it trying to call things objectively.
Let's do Azov show.
Yeah, go ahead, Sam, please.
Okay.
Well, I just wanted to get in before the end of the hour.
Another idea that I've not heard anyone mention, you know, Our Lady of Fatima asked for the consecration of Russia to the Immaculate Heart of Mary.
And so if anyone wants to think that they have to do something or they want to do something, they could pray for the consecration of Russia to the Immaculate Heart of Mary.
All right.
Thank you, Sam.
The Azov thing.
Dark Enlightenment backed me up on that.
Yes.
And it wasn't done properly.
And I can autismally speak about that for hours, but I won't because this is not a religious show.
It can be, though.
We've had plenty of religious shows recently.
The Azov question causes a lot of cognitive dissonance, dissonance among dissidents about, oh, bro, I thought you were NATSOC and now you're just throwing them, throwing them under the bus while they're in the suck.
I don't want to.
I think it's an easy circle to square.
Have it.
Go for it.
Well, okay.
So Azov exists and they're legitimate.
At least I have no reason to believe that they're not legitimate.
And we've seen revolutionaries throughout history take support from people that they don't necessarily agree with, maybe people that they would love to just put in a ditch and bury.
But as a revolutionary, you're going to take whatever kind of support you can get to make your ends, to make ends meet the way that you want them to meet.
Means to an end.
And that's the thinking that I'm sure that they have the same way that any of us would have theoretically in a similar situation.
And so it's easy to understand why Azov is doing what they're doing from that end.
Because it's like, well, what choice do they have anyways, right?
Like if somebody comes, if you're like a revolutionary national socialist movement, somebody comes up to you and wants to give you funding and money or funding and military equipment, you're going to take it as long as it's not an FBI agent.
Well, okay, maybe this case, it might literally be an FBI agent.
They posted literally like NATO branded computers and stuff that they supposedly seize from them.
Of course, I don't know if it's fake or not.
But it's like you're just going to, you're just going to take whatever you can get.
Just let me finish the rant.
And then, so, you know, why aren't you supporting them or this, that, the other, like that question?
It's like, as a national socialist, you know, I support the Ukrainian people and their rights to sovereignty.
And there is no way that this situation ends in which the Ukrainian people have sovereignty because they don't have it under Zelensky the Jew and they're not going to have it under Russia.
But as a revolutionary, I certainly believe in the idea of living to fight another day because I'd rather skip out on the opportunity to do revolution in order to gain more materials, more bodies, whatever I need to successfully pull off a revolution and, you know, save my people and gain sovereignty.
Typical cowardice.
So typical cowardice, Nasher.
Sure.
Yeah.
How dumb am I?
So from a strategic standpoint, like I don't, I don't have a good answer for them, to be honest, because it's like, if you do nothing and you let Russia take over, you can't outwardly be a national socialist.
Like Putin will just throw you in jail.
But if you fight for Zog, you will also probably just get thrown in jail if you repel Russia.
So there really isn't, there's not a good answer here.
I don't have one.
My answer is literally like, do stop yelling at me.
My answer is literally just like, do what is, you know, what you feel is right for your people, because that's the only thing that you can do at this point.
You can just fight for the Ukrainians.
And while that's not a great answer, and it's really regrettable that like Putin is probably going to kill you or throw you in jail, I think it is the most moral answer.
And it's really the only thing you can do because no matter what, like you're kind of screwed.
I was trying to think of an analogy for this one.
And what I had would be Canadian neo-Nazis fighting against Quebecois separatists with the tacit or explicit approval of Justin Trudeau.
Like it just looks ludicrous on its face.
And from an honest, that might not be a perfect analogy, but you know, that's really good.
And in fact, and in fact, right, like, you know, in the last year or so, right?
Like there's that meme that's been floating around about Lord, I see what you've done for other people and I want that same thing for me.
And like, you know, Ukrainian, you know, that's just getting javelin missiles and full, you know, fully automatic weapons and, you know, the Taliban.
Like, I understand like arming yourself, like, like taking advantage of like basically free guns and ammo, but do the full cost of like, okay, I can have all this cool stuff and I can, you know, attack or defend our defend my people from this invading army that is, you know, not us and hostile.
But, you know, is the Zelensky government any less hostile to what it is you want?
You know, is the, you know, a strong, you know, patriarch of Kiev, Ukrainian Orthodox Church where people have families and, or the dude who was like literally dancing around, you know, like, like, let's wear a Cossack costume and then take it all off and be wearing fetish gear underneath.
Is that guy going to, is that kind of going to be like, you know, supporting?
Appointing special Azov deputies of parliament.
And yeah, no, no.
No.
Well, no, it's not.
It's not.
You know, I know that they understand the JQ because I've seen them talk about it and it's out in their propaganda, but it's like, it's almost like they put a blinder on for the JQ in order to like operate and do stuff.
And it's like, you can't, you can't do that because it's going to end, you're going to end up in a situation like this.
You know, yeah, this people sending me endless photos of Putin with chews want me to overlook Zelensky ruling from a bunker in Kiev.
None of them.
Except for me.
Except for me.
Go ahead, Mick Gardner.
Yeah, please.
I better differentiate myself because I've been told I sound like Dark Enlightenment.
But yeah, I think none of us are in a position to fight in any way.
Like, I don't know if they're trying to do like a moment of glory thing or something, but it's like, you know, the best thing that they could do in a situation like that is lay low and bolster support from the local community by helping people that are affected by it.
And then just basically let Zog battle it out and go in and get what they can and benefit from it.
I mean, like, what's the point of fighting?
Like no one, none of us in our movement, no one anywhere, even though they have weapons and stuff, like no one's in a position to fight anybody.
You know, like they need to be laying low and exactly.
That's all you could do.
That's all I need to do.
Because rightly or wrongly, Russia thinks, knows that they were responsible for killing ethnic Russians in eastern Ukraine and in Odessa.
I don't have all the facts there, but I'm pretty sure they were fighting there in Eastern Ukraine to prevent those people from seceding.
It's not insane for Russia to be pretty hostile to them, regardless of their tattoos or their ideology.
And here's like, here's my thing is that like, I don't know, as a national socialist, I understand that like those people are literally ethnically Russian.
They've been operating as like independent confederations for like eight, seven or eight years at this point.
Yeah, with Russian connections.
Yep.
Right.
So like as a national socialist, I'm like, those people are Russian.
Like I have no business controlling them.
Now, the reason this all happened is because of like, I mean, American interference and propaganda without, you know, being in Ukraine for the last decade.
Like, I'm not sure exactly how much has been put out, but undoubtedly, like, they've probably been given a bunch of like American Jew design propaganda to go out and do this stuff.
Because you can get people to do all sorts of crazy stuff with propaganda.
I mean, look at, look at how soldiers treat war, right?
They talk about how they just want to go out and kill people and like all this like stuff that sounds kind of crazy and psychopathic and stuff, but it's kind of like what you need in a military.
And so undoubtedly there was there was similar propaganda being aimed at them to go out and do this stuff.
But as like a principled national socialist, it's just like, it's hard for me to just be like, well, just let them have it because ultimately, you know, I would, I would like to think that they would say, ultimately, if we fight back against these people and prevent them from leaving, Putin probably is going to like try to hurt us.
And we aren't a NATO country.
We've been trying to become a NATO country, but we aren't one.
So are they really going to commit to saving us if we do get invaded?
You know, so it's extremely complicated, but it's like, I don't know.
You know, I agree with Midgartner.
Like, you know, I think the best option is literally to be like, I don't have a dog in this fight.
Live to fight another day.
Yeah.
Live to fight another day.
It's extremely different.
I've been doing a deep dive.
Go ahead.
It is, it is difficult.
It's really difficult.
But, you know, who cares?
Like, so what?
Yeah, we're actually used to like the good guy, bad guy dichotomy in our Western countries because it's so obvious that we're occupied and like we're the actual like Hollywood, you know, little, we're the rebel alliance without an alliance and they're the empire or whatever, you know, stretched analogy there.
But it's very difficult to find Western reporting on Azov from an entire conglomerate that has whipped people up into like fear of white nationalists and neo-Nazis ever since like 2015, right?
Like anything they could publish about a Nazi or whatever.
And when it comes to finding stories about Azov, it's like, oh, we don't, we do not want to talk about that because that is inconvenient to the narrative of noble, poor little Ukraine standing up against Hitler 2.0.
And that's the other thing is that like this is, I mean, this might sound condescending, but like this is complicated stuff.
It's more complicated historically, civilizationally, strategically than the things that we're used to talking about, Jewish power in our countries and like non-white violence against whites and our oppression.
I just want to put that out there that like there are bigger fish to fry than national socialism and like our Western occupation in this one, which is why I'm like widening the aperture.
And that brings us, of course, to the one that makes Coach squirm the most, which is the case.
Yeah, please, please, please.
I'm just, because this goes hand in hand with like kind of the uprising stuff and collecting arms and whatever.
I've been doing a deep dive on the Irish Republican Brotherhood.
They are basically the ones that are responsible for the 1916 uprising.
And from their foundation, they agreed that an armed revolution is probably the best way to go.
It's certainly not off the table.
But they looked back throughout Ireland's history where there was basically an armed uprising every generation.
And they said, none of those worked.
And like, why not?
And they essentially came to the point that was like, well, they didn't work because there wasn't enough support for them with all of the people in Ireland.
You know, there were local revolutions, two or three counties tops out of 32 counties on the entire island.
And so they said, you know, we think armed revolution is the way to go, but we can't commit to an armed revolution until we know that we have the support to actually pull it off.
And so that's kind of right.
So like, if you are a revolutionary, you know, you should be looking at not just armed revolution, but, you know, politics and like building a base of support.
Because if you build a big enough base of support, you can either win through like, you know, electoral politics or like some type of peaceful change of power with like the implied threat of violence or just through a violent uprising.
You know, those are, you know, kind of the three options that you've seen happen throughout history.
So without building a major base of support, you can't do any of them.
And if you get yourself killed fighting against Russia or against NATO or whatever, like you can't do any of those because you're dead.
Yep.
And like, I hate to say that because I don't want to be like roll over and take it.
That's not at all what I'm saying.
It's just like there's not a good outcome if you take up arms one way or the other because you can't fight NATO.
You just can't.
America will rape you to death.
No, you're so will Russia.
Yep, timing is everything.
The anti-fascism conference.
One of the things that everybody's trying to do is play gotcha, gotcha.
You know, if you're, if you have, you know, oh, the other thing is, you know, love, love or hate Putin.
If you are hostile to our occupied governments, Putin is literally risking his hold on power and Russia's future to dick slap the West.
So what I mean, that's just a fact.
So necessarily, don't necessarily look gift horses in the mouth.
But on Russia and Putin, August anti-fascism conference that came out from Russia and their rhetoric has been particularly Cold War-esque in the sense of West is fascist, West is racist, and side with us were the good guys in this one, which makes a lot of us squirm, makes us a lot of a lot of us uncomfortable.
Real quick, I would say there's no black block operating in Russia with Putin's blessing.
So it's not like, let's not be retarded here and think that Putin is literally like Portland Antifa tier.
But yes, we should not be naive and see things that we that are not there, a la Trump 2015, 2016, and not take their words at some value.
Smasher Your compatriot Greg Conte had a good historical context about like, yes, Russians say fascism, but they're literally not thinking about you, Mr. White Nationalist in America.
They're thinking about, they're using that as a catch-all phrase for Western invaders.
But we don't want to just like say, oh, they don't mean what they say.
Maybe they do.
So I'll kick that over to you guys.
I was willing to buy Greg's explanation of that for the denazifying of Ukraine.
I was like, okay, yeah, that's simple enough.
And like, that makes historically, you know, that makes enough sense and whatever.
But at this point, like, he's, I mean, Russia literally did fight a war against Nazism.
So even, even that, like, I was willing to buy it as a, for a propaganda point because it's easy to do.
But the more he goes on about it, you know, in his announcement for the International Anti-Fascist Conference, he, he hawkens back to our fathers, grandfathers, and great-grandfathers that fought against Nazis and the spread of Nazism throughout the world.
And they just, there was a UN, what, GA, General Assembly 76 adopted Russia-initiated resolution, quote, combating glorification of Nazism, neo-Nazism, and other practices that contribute to fueling contemporary forms of racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia, and related intolerance, end quote.
So like this isn't just Nazi meaning anti-West rhetoric.
Like he, he literally means this.
Russia, I mean, literally did fight Nazis, not just in a Western way, because the West also fought Nazis.
So it's, to be honest, it's kind of retarded, I think.
Sorry, Greg, because the West fought Nazis with Russia together.
Like, he really does mean it.
He is anti-fascist.
And Nazis are truly the only people who bring the world together.
Exactly.
And like, even to say, like, okay, well, he's not like Portland black block.
He doesn't have to be Portland black block because he is a state that doesn't have free speech.
So he can just put people in jail.
He has the might of the state behind him.
And it's not, it is a more serious place than the United States.
So he can just do these things where they can't just do these things in the United States because the United States is not set up to be like a serious country.
Yeah.
And in terms of Russia not being perfect, another analogy I was thinking about is imagine if George Washington and the American revolutionaries told France to go take a hike because they weren't a democracy, right?
Or they didn't share the values of the revolutionaries.
They were like, no, we'll take that help.
It's just something to think about.
The other thing I said the other day is like, one, the Irish used to get guns.
Okay, so the Irish, the Irish used to get guns from blacks in Africa while talking about how they never wanted to see another nigger again.
I wish Germany had won point one in World War II.
And point two, I don't expect any Russian or Russian leader to ever agree with that premise or that idea.
Like it's just not in the realm of the reasonable.
But I don't expect somebody to, but like they're literally just using like anti-racist beyond rhetoric.
To an extent, I suspect that, yes, it's a game to signal jam the West.
But at the same time, you're like, well, Coach, you told me they don't give a rat's ass what you think.
They're not even playing the propaganda war.
What I actually think is they are playing the propaganda war for the new cold war that we're in, in which they are trying to portray the West, which wants to destroy Russia and probably China down the road.
They're trying to use their words against them while recruiting new members to whatever they're going to call themselves.
It's not the non-aligned movement, but like the new opposition to neoliberalism.
Dark, do you, do you?
But is it really, is it really if these just like if they're adopting these points, then what's the difference?
Yep, absolutely.
And it's the same thing.
Not that this, it's not a great analogy, I admit, but like when our guys have tried to infiltrate the Republican Party or other political things and we adopt, they adopt the talking points, et cetera, eventually, like you just stop doing it, ironically.
That's how a lot of people become Nazis.
They do it ironically because it's funny on the internet or whatever.
And eventually, like, you just say it enough, and now it's just what you believe.
That's true.
Well, and I've talked plenty of people interested in what Sam or McGardner has to say, but I'll just close with it.
It doesn't matter that, you know, whether he's ironically or unironically holding this anti-fascist conference, right?
Like you, you can say that you're ironically there's a family show, Dark.
All right, come on.
That was worse than an F-bomb.
Sorry about that, but Dark after dark.
Yeah.
Regardless, and regardless of whether he's sincere or not, that's what he's doing.
But at the same time that he's trying to do this Shanghai cooperatives organization, you know, like Eurasian Axis, you can call him a Duganist, whatever.
He's using the currency that the United States has doubled down on in the last 30 years of anti-racism and whatever to say, you know, because never forget that, you know, the Soviets used anti-racist propaganda against us.
That's a large part of how the civil rights movement got its start is that Americans were, you know, like, oh, you oppress the blacks.
So, you know, your country is racist or whatever.
So that's an old thing that they've been doing for the last, you know, half a century or more.
But the chief enemy, again, they have less of a margin.
He can talk all he wants about this stuff, but there's only so much of this nonsense they can indulge in because they're poorer than we are.
And the United States is the one that is literally making homosexual rights in Botswana part of our policy.
You know, the Russian embassy does not have the gay pride flag and the BLM flag hanging from it in every country in the world.
If you're a poor country that's on the brink of starting World War III, why would you waste money, probably millions of dollars on hosting international anti-fascist conferences unless you really believed in it?
Well, conferences are dime a dozen.
I mean, you know, the conference don't mean shit.
And the other thing I would say is that like, watch, you know, judge a man by what he does, not what he says.
Trump said a lot of pro-white and maybe even dog whistled, you know, hostility to Jewish power or whatever.
And then what did he do?
He did the exact opposite.
So there's certainly that Trump didn't even say white.
Putin is like, if I'm going to judge Putin, I'm going to judge him because he's literally hosting an international anti-fascist conference.
Trump didn't host a white American nationalist conference.
He didn't say Russian, but Russian nationalism is resurgent in Russia and is not exactly being squashed to be turned into an Asiatic brown blob.
So yeah, I hear what you're saying.
It could go.
I mean, ultimately, we're going to find out, right?
We're going to find out who was right to be alarmist about this and who was wrong.
And how we're going to find out is how they govern Ukraine and whether Ukraine under Russia's wing or under its boot, if you prefer it that way.
If they start pausing it and they start turning it into just like a slave colony, then we'll know we were wrong.
If life actually turns around and it turns into a more wholesome, healthy place, then we'll know that the The Russia defenders and the Putin shills were more right than wrong.
I don't think that's necessary.
Is that true?
Because I mean, well, Ukraine.
There's no reason why.
Like, there's no reason why Putin would make things worse for them, especially knowing that if he invades, take and takes it all and makes it worse, then he's definitely just going to get spanked by the rest of the world.
True.
So Ukraine is different than like Western Europe for sure.
But we also have literally zero evidence that Putin's like, I want to take Poland and I want to take all the rest of it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think he's going to be.
Unless I think he would have settled for the two breakaway republics.
Like he would have settled for those.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I mean, they literally said as much.
Right.
They want demilitarization and basically neutrality.
They were probably going to take Luhansk and Donetsk back and just be happy.
Remember, they didn't touch Ukraine for 30 years.
They were perfectly happy to have a neutral or even Western dallying country there.
And they had a red line and they were like, I'm sorry.
I told you I was going to do this, but you kept doing it.
It was like a real dad moment.
I said that Ukraine was like a rebellious teenager and Putin and Russia were like a very stern but loving father coming in to set him back.
And the West is like this, the social worker who's like, come with me.
We'll take you away from your father.
And then like some mic said, like, you know what the US method sets him up with a homo family.
The U.S. is that teacher that has the, you know, that change into your real identity trans closet at school, where we're like, be yourself.
Come into the trans closet after school after your dad tells you, no, you're not going to wear that.
You know, you're not going to wear that crap and you're going to, you're a boy.
Come to come to the West and you can be as fabulous as you want to be.
You know, like, that's exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what we do.
We know that's what's in store for him.
We don't know what's in store for them under Russia.
All right.
I see Mitt Gartner snacking on, it looks like dirt in his car.
He just, he just can't stay away from it.
He's like champing at the bit to get back to gardening and stuff.
Thank you, fam.
We're going out.
DJ Rollo said we must play Iron Maiden two minutes to midnight at the break.
He didn't say we must, but he suggested it.
And who the hell was I to say no to the great Rolo?
Don't go anywhere.
Thank you so much.
Shouldn't we keep going for like six more minutes so that it starts two minutes to midnight?
Very good.
No, I gotta like the cough and stuff.
Sorry, guys.
We'll be right back.
Hopefully my internet was better, if not my voice this week.
We love you.
Be right back.
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Two minutes to make Hey,
welcome back to Full House episode 121, Coach Wartime Voice Edition, only faking it a little bit there.
Thanks so much for hearing us out on sort of a lot of hanging chads on Ukraine, Russia points that everybody and their mother is arguing, debating about.
To be honest, it's high fun.
It reminds me of like Facebook, long ago, Facebook days with people back and forth, constantly slinging.
Your heart even gets elevated with some of these things because they're about events of such import.
But we are going to transfer away a little bit, shift our focus in a time when, let's be honest, we're looking at higher prices for everything.
Oil, oil is upstream from so many costs.
And as we went to tape, it was breaking through records that were not quite at the absolute most expensive oil of all time, but we're getting there.
And of course, price of wheat, price of everything is going up, inflation before this happened.
So we're looking at poor white people in America getting propagandized harder than ever.
And let's be honest here, fam, even saying things that are either sympathetic or making excuses for Russia or Putin.
If you thought the government called you a white nationalist terrorist for liking Trump or maybe taking a self-guided tour of the capital, who boy, add some russophobia in there.
And we are not in Kansas anymore for sure.
And on that point, Smasher actually had a public service announcement that he wanted to get out there.
Very clear, right here at the top of the second.
Yes, I do not have any PMC contacts in Ukraine.
I am a few, what's it called, degrees of separation from some people that are in Ukraine that have been there for years.
Nobody that has gone recently.
I don't know anybody there like personally.
And I'm also not going to help you get there, even if I did.
But I don't.
So I can't even make that happen if I wanted to.
Everything is upside down these days, right?
The Nazi dads are saying stay safe and don't go over there to fight while the Western governments are saying, yes, please sign up here on the dotted line.
Dox yourself and go fight in Ukraine.
And I mean, I can't send you to go get shot by a Redditor that doesn't know how to handle a firearm that some Ukrainian Jew gave a firearm to who should never have a firearm.
Like, I bet more Ukrainians are going to die because of like negligent discharges from Redditors than like probably anything else.
Don't be stupid, guys.
Yeah.
Come on.
Look at this objectively.
It don't make no sense.
It's like that meme.
It's like, who's pulling this tug of war with whom here?
Nobody can make sense of it.
So in that case, don't get killed.
How about that for dad advice?
Mick Gardner's back here.
We had to coach our humble gardener into how to use a microphone thing.
Mitt Gardner, how are you?
Are you already in the garden zone?
I got new white life in a couple listener emails, but just doing a sound check with you, good buddy.
Yeah.
I'm just out here in the garden 24-7.
That's my new thing.
I don't even plant plants anymore.
I just eat the dirt.
Good stuff.
And I don't think I'm crazy.
I have never seen you and Dark Enlightenment in the same room at the same time.
You guys do have a similar cadence, at least, if not a voice.
Dark is with us because Dark has never planted a plant in his life.
Totally useless out there wherever he is.
I'm joking.
He's sticking with us.
Plant trains?
I plant suburban criticisms everywhere I go.
That's right.
You're the Johnny Appleseed of suburban hate, which, by the way, I'm supposed to go on a debate on American or being the suburb defender.
Interestingly enough, they asked me to.
I'm going to ask Gordon what the hell.
I will bug Garden about that.
Were you going to be debating against me?
I don't know.
That would be awesome.
I don't know.
We'll see.
But speaking of Johnny and I'm prepping.
Go ahead, Dark.
I'm going to just do it.
Speaking of Johnny Appleseed, I had heard that apples at the time weren't used for, they weren't food, generally speaking.
People would eat them, but a lot of the times they're more used for creating alcohol, which puts a very interesting spin on Johnny Appleseed.
Yes, that's actually true.
I learned that from Borzoi.
So FLOIT told me the truth.
Johnny Appleseed was an alcoholic looking to spread his voice.
Red Pill on the apple seed question.
Apple whiskey, apple schnapps, apple vodka, snapple with polish remover.
And I don't have much to say on the topic of gardening, but I do have this to say.
Every single person listening to my voice, please, please, please, please, if you're eligible for anything, get on it now.
You know, food stamps, any kind of benefit you can, because these prices are going to go.
They're not, they've gone up a ridiculous amount and they're not going to stop for at least a year.
Even if you don't think you need it.
Yeah, even if you don't think you need it, get on it because someone else is going to take it.
So, I mean, like, get on it, take it, stock up as much as you can, you know, learn how to can if it's possible.
You know, have the, you know, the can for it in the basement.
You know, do whatever it is you need to do, but prepare because your family might need it, but also there might be people that, you know, there might be a little old lady, a little old white lady who can't.
And, you know, you being the generous white person that I know the audience to be might be the difference between our people having a real hard time and not.
I don't think there's any starvation in America, but there's going to be starvation all over the world.
And one of the only advantages that we have is seeing the world as it is through clear lenses, not ones fogged by Western garbage media is number one.
So hop on it, get to it.
We are honest, smart, and unafraid to tell you the truth.
Point two is there's a psychological phenomenon that I've fallen prey to many times where you feel like you miss the trend or it's too late.
The horse is already out of the barn.
It's too late for me to go buy that gas can.
It's too late for me to start that garden or like buy that lumber.
Guess what?
If you're thinking it, act on it.
So many times I've been like, ah, you know what?
I bet you, I bet you Tesla stock is going to be pretty good in a world that everybody's like demonizing oil and gas.
Oh man, do I wish that I had bought that stock then rather than thinking, you know, the Wall Street guys already knew that.
It applies to finance.
It applies to prepping or whatever.
If you're thinking it, if you're feeling it, if you're not mentally ill, get out there and get at it because it's never too late.
All right, let's get to new.
Let's do new white life here.
Got a lovely two emails that we didn't do last week because it was a live stream.
We had too much to cover.
Greetings, birth panel.
Longtime listener here, first time emailer.
It's my pleasure to announce the emergence of new white life that bequeathed from my wife's womb.
Although three weeks early and in the NICU for precautionary reasons, he appears happy, healthy, and strong.
So I am honored to present to you all a handsome seven pound, one ounce Irish baby boy.
And I hold him in my arm as I type this.
Keep the faith, brothers.
The fight cannot be won unless we have a stake in it.
White power, and that is from Cole Burner, C-O-L-E Burner.
Seven pounds.
They got him in the NICU.
That's the heaviest baby in the damn NICU.
Right?
That's a heavy Freemi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Wonderful.
Love the, love the, love the name, Cole Burner.
And yeah, seven pounds.
Our kids were all in the seven pound range to various degrees, and they all went full term.
So good job to your to your wife as well.
We got another new white life from down under.
And by the way, we are going to have Tom Sewell back on.
Really going to have fun talking about Russia-Ukraine with the Australian bar burner.
But we get a good day, full house team.
I'd like to happily announce the birth of our little daughter this week at a very healthy four kilograms and 55 centimeters.
Whatever the hell that means.
Sure he did that intentionally.
Nine pounds.
How many centimeters?
Look at the big brain on potato.
Four kilograms, 55 centimeters.
It's like 18 inches.
Yeah.
I forget the inches ratings on babies, but sounds good to me.
18 is pretty good.
Yeah, it's a pretty big baby.
He adds, she's the first daughter born to my line in 90 years.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Mom's healthy and happy and the in-laws have taken our son off our hands so we can spend a week with our new squeaking bundle of joy.
Hail the 14 and hail our people.
You guys do God's work.
Keep it up.
And I caught his, I'll go back.
I definitely want to give him credit for that one.
Correct.
Eurodingo.
Eurodingo.
Thank you, brother.
God bless.
We love our Aussie friends.
Okay.
Real quick note here.
Hey, coach, thank you.
You didn't even call him a cunt.
There you go.
You do it so I don't have to.
I believe Eurodingo has an excellent Great Men of our History show.
I believe he's also a host on the American Connor Network.
So I should give that show a listen as well as congratulations.
Yeah.
Congratulations to you.
I believe he does.
I'm not for sure, but congratulations nonetheless, sir.
Yeah, whether you have it.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
Eurodingo, send us your show.
And I was ignorant on that one.
Shame on me.
Hey, coach, thanks for the awesome shows you guys put together.
I had a few thoughts about the discussion everyone had about Russia and Ukraine.
First of all, no one is going to save us but ourselves, period.
Not Putin, not Trump, not some Jew POC.
Yep.
Point well taken.
That doesn't mean we can't benefit from things that happen.
This is where I have a little tough love for some of the panel and our guys in general.
Some of you, if not all of you guys, are various men of faith, right?
Christian, Orthodox, Mormon, potato paganism, et cetera.
If this is true, that's what he wrote, and I don't doubt that it is.
Aren't we forgetting about Providence?
Does it matter if Putin is a super Zion shield?
Does it matter if he's trying to unboil his frogs while boil the Zion frogs?
My point is this: things will happen organically, and things will be engineered, and things will happen that are a mix of both.
Maybe, just maybe the hand of God is at least there to nudge things as well.
And that's where it's our job to reap the rewards either now or down the road.
The repercussions of all this and everything else going on will have effects we cannot even fathom.
So true.
We may have already won generations from now and not even know it.
Not an excuse to sit back and wait either.
That's not what I'm saying.
We have to do every single thing in our power to win and make it to that point in history.
We are the stewards of this planet, and God or Odin or the Creator has lessons to teach us.
And this is part of it.
Be well, lads.
Hail our people.
Thank you.
I think that was from Christ.
Man, I should have just put the names in there.
I'm like paranoid about giving people that is from, we'll call it.
It don't matter.
I'll find it here.
We'll just say Ray.
Thank you, Ray.
Okay.
And I got here one more question, guys.
Mitt Gartner is like, Am I ever going to get my day in the sun?
My day in the sun.
All right, one more guy.
You guys will have fun with this one.
Hey, coach, I have a question.
Would love to hear all y'all's perspective on it.
I have a friend who's a devoted white nationalist who is more devoted to the cause than most I've met.
He's a good father and a husband and a true believer.
Here's the catch.
Long before he was red-pilled, he and his wife didn't think they could have a second kid, so they adopted.
And because it was an easier and cheaper option, and at the time he was a pretty universalist-minded Christian, they adopted an African boy from Ethiopia.
He's a great kid.
I've spent some time with him.
And my friend is a great dad to him and doesn't treat him differently than his other kids.
But what the heck do we do with this case?
I think my friend is worried about getting more involved IRL networks because inevitably the issue will come up.
I also think it causes him insane anxiety that he will be doxxed and CPS will take his son, whom he genuinely loves, which makes him justifiably reluctant to network IRL.
I know some people will think he must go soft on the race issue, but I assure you, he's 100% a race realist.
So he says, Smasher, go easy on him.
I know he tunes into the show every now and then.
And no, this isn't an I have a friend type question.
It's really about myself.
Hail, Victory, gents.
That's from Rust.
You teach that little nigger to be the best anti-Semitic he can be.
You get him to be the next Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X. Get him organizing niggers in the streets to destroy the Jew.
That's what you do that little nigger kid.
The show.
And you be a good father because, like, you made your bed.
You have to line it.
Like, just be a good dad.
But you want to come into your hardcore.
No, not with his kid.
And don't tell me it's you.
Not because, no, not because, not because, like, I wouldn't make fun of you or anything.
Like, I'm not going to hold you accountable for something that you did before getting involved or coming to these belief systems.
Sure.
Pre-red pill decisions we've talked about often.
Like, I mean, like, it's not your fault that you bought into like a bunch of gay stuff, like, whatever.
I would point out that piece of stuff.
Right.
I would call you a piece of shit if you abandoned that kid.
Like, that would objectively be a terrible thing to do, even if the kid is black.
Seriously, like you have to, you have to do your best to take care of this kid.
And you should, obviously, they're not white, but you should give them the same education on the Jews and how the world works that you would to your white kids.
Like, it's just Sam's going to say, go out for a pack of smokes and go fight in Ukraine.
I know it.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Just real quickly, I was going to say, seriously, for your own family's safety, your own safety, your wife's safety.
You know, we hear these stories all the time where somebody adopts a black child and then that black child kills the family when they get to be a teenager.
So I know.
Yeah, all of that stuff.
I mean, I understand, you know, he's a good kid and everything, but I think it's, it's really something you got to come to grips with and do something there.
Ethiopians are a little higher caste African than your typical sub-Saharans, but go ahead, Rolo.
Well, when they're kids, it's one thing, but once they start hitting puberty and that testosterone pumps in, it's a lot of testosterone.
And the thing is with blacks, I hesitate to call blacks gay because they'll put their thing in anything.
Like it's, they just can't control themselves.
And that goes for like, they get angry, you know, like a white person might punch a pillow or something.
A black is going to punch a person.
And that the rape is really high because like, you know, when they get horny, instead of like, I'll just wait or I will have something consensual with my significant other, they're just going to find a hole in one way or another.
It's like, I don't like the graphic, but you know, it's true.
I mean, they're the pit bull of the human race that says he's got other kids, presumably at least one of them is a dog.
Yeah, that's that's incredibly dangerous.
But on the put side, I was just going to say, from the, you know, around 525, King Caleb of the kingdom of Aksum, which is Ethiopia, sent an expedition with the Romans against the Jewish Himarite kingdom of Duh Nuwas and destroyed it.
So, I mean, voice for Ethiopia.
You know, like that's possible.
So teach him about that rather than, you know, like that sort of stuff.
But, you know, Mussolini adopted a little Ethiopian baby, too, after the Starvin Marvin was a great kid.
Everyone loves Starvin Marvin.
Maybe he'll grow up to be like him.
Well, it's a be very careful, you know, as this kid gets older, don't abandon him.
Don't do any of that.
I mean, you're being a good dad is an example to your white children as well.
But tell your daughter to lock her door at night.
Oh, yeah.
Christ.
Because you can't say, you know, go get yourself a nice black woman because you don't want to bring more of that into your house.
So it's tough because, and you don't, you don't certainly want him with a white woman.
So it's, it's a really complicated issue.
But I think his question.
To be a priest.
Yeah.
I think, oh, there you go.
But I think his question is more along the lines of how does he interact with our people having a priest.
I mean, we just wanted to say the obvious fun stuff.
He wasn't asking for our family advice.
He's asking whether this guy should get more involved and whether we would.
Well, it's a family show, so that sucks.
No, I'm just being hard on the question, Esker.
By the language used in this episode, potty mouth.
I mean, you really don't want him coming to a family-friendly thing and bringing his little Ethiopian friend with him, do you?
No.
He dresses him up like one of those monkeys with the cymbals and like, you know, and he's like an organ driver for all of them.
Oh, God.
I'm going to throw up.
All right.
Mitt Gartner.
Any advice for this guy before we move on?
I mean, it is.
It's one of those things.
It's just how do you, how do you detangle?
How do you detangle that?
You know, it's like, you bring him, you bring him, you bring him to the pool party.
I don't know.
I mean, what happens?
Like parties.
Let's be fair.
It's true.
To support things, you know, like, you know, donate if you can't, if you're able, if you're in a financial position to do that, you know, if you're, you know, you're not.
I'm not donating a full house after this one.
Well, you know, donate that you can to the causes you believe in and support those people that are that are in a position.
Be a good dad.
You know, you say he's a believing Christian.
He certainly should pray for our movement and for our people.
And the, you know, if you decide to reach out to somebody, you know, and get involved in real life, you have to be upfront about this.
And then, you know, some people will say, oh, okay, that's fine.
You know, just, you know, family stuff, understand that you're, you know, like, you're welcome, but, you know, wife and kids, not so much.
Or maybe someone will say, you know, that's thank you for being honest with this, but, you know, we're going to say, no, thank you at this time.
And, you know, you have to accept that that's their prerogative as the organization that's doing, you know, that's doing in real life stuff and still support the cause anyway, because the only way that any of your kids, you know, black or white, are going to have any kind of future is if we win.
So like the only moral thing to do is support this movement.
And then urge him to join the Marines at 18 and then get more involved once he's out of the house.
It's bringing them bring like you obviously you couldn't bring them around, but you know, I sense or I predict that they're, they're, they would be uncomfortable having you around only because of potential conflict of interest with racism, etc.
And I understand that like that doesn't is not, it doesn't seem like it would be a problem for the friend of the person sending this in.
But you never know, you know, and my advice would be be upfront and honest about it with trying to get involved and just be like, look, it's a decision I made a long time ago.
I am going to be a good dad here.
You know, but I do truly believe these things, blah, And as much as he might love that little kid, you would probably have to say, yeah, knowing what I know now, I would not have done that.
I would certainly hope that that would, that his worldview has changed enough that he wouldn't make that, frankly, mistake twice.
And I would still drink a beer with you.
I will still bust your balls about it, but we can get beers.
Yeah, the guy might be able to interact one-on-one with people that understand his situation and stuff like that.
There may be that opportunity.
But as far as getting more involved or something like that, I think that's playing with fire.
That's going to cause problems.
I mean, anybody who's interested in this has probably something to contribute, whether it's like ideas or work or money or something.
It's like we're not really in a position either to be like, oh yeah, like we don't need anything from you.
Like you did this a long time.
It's like, you know, he could still participate and he could move something.
You could help move the ball down the field a little bit, you know, like that's we're all just trying to do that.
And I think if you have a decision like that you made a long time ago, I don't think it should dissuade, you know, somebody from getting active at least a little bit.
Yeah, maybe participating on some kind of level that's appropriate.
We're not lunatics.
We're not purity spirals, but you can understand why that one just sucks.
Nobody wants to have to do that.
Sam, you want to talk troops of St. George here real quick?
And I want to go to go to Mitt Gartner.
I mean, we're sort of in the dad zone here real quick.
Well, what I had to say wasn't real short.
So I would like to get Mittgard.
All right.
Mitt Gartner talking.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Mitt Gartner, just, you know, very light framing here at the top.
It's March 7th now as we're recording.
Days are getting longer.
Weather's warming up.
People weather, let's assume the audience has at least a little bit of experience putting a shovel in the ground and planting plants.
But most people are not really.
A lot of people who don't know how to use a shovel don't put their foot on the shovel.
They don't know that you could do that.
From my perspective, I've planted potatoes and had middling success.
I mean, I haven't planted a lot, right?
So big surprise I didn't get a huge yield.
But Ice Age Farmer, great account on Telegram was like, number one, number one, number one, you want calories out of your garden.
You're useless if you're starving, just eating cucumbers and peas on the plant potatoes.
Do you accept the potato imperative?
And if so, please just work your magic like you do in the garden with our audience and potatoes, if that's fair to ask.
Absolutely.
I think we talked about that last time I was on.
It's like potatoes are like the key thing.
You know, if you're in a survival situation, you want calories, potatoes are like they're, they're basically like a any of the starch crops that you would normally have to grow in an entire field.
But, you know, they actually produce quite a bit of carbohydrate in a pretty small area, especially if you stack them.
So, I mean, you're not going to be able to maybe possibly get your wheat at a affordable price or something, but it's like you can get those carbohydrates from your potato.
So, I mean, any of those root crops, potatoes specifically, but if you can do like any of the sweet potatoes or depending on where you are, you know, I'm not a big fan of sun chokes.
They do have some carbohydrates, but there's also a lot of fiber.
But, but yeah, potatoes are the way.
I mean, then there's so many different kinds and they all taste different.
And if you really get like autistic about it, you could, you could just be a potato connoisseur.
And even if you're not anything, get potatoes.
Yeah.
Is there a potato breed that you like most for being hardiest or having the most caloric output?
I don't know about the caloric output.
I feel like they're all pretty similar.
I mean, but as far as like hearty and delicious, I would just go Yukon gold like all day.
I mean, the russets are good.
They're the ones that they were bred just to be like the, you know, mass-produced one that you always find for super cheap and french fries are made out of everything.
But Yukon Golds, like, they can take a beating and they produce a hell of a lot of potatoes.
So I like those.
I mean, especially if you're in a place that gets colder and stuff, you know, they can overwinter pretty well and all that.
So they're good.
They're good potatoes too.
Like they just taste good.
Yukon golds are great.
Buttery and like, oh, they're tripping hard.
I'm starting.
What do you think about Rutabagas?
They're cool.
I mean, some of those, like, they do have some starch to them.
You know, if you're into it, I like to put them in soups and stuff like that.
They're really good in stews.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're like, they're delicious.
They'll change it all, change the whole flavor profile.
But yeah, they're good.
I mean, they don't take much room either and they could take a beating like anything in those mustard family, like are generally pretty hearty.
So, mustard family plants would be like Ruta Vegas.
Their average is like 150 calories for the, you know, per rutabega.
Yeah, too.
So, not bad.
And the greens you could eat too.
And, and uh, and so, you know, mustard family plants tend to be like you could eat the whole thing.
You eat the seed, the flowers, the leaves, the stalks.
Like, a lot of people throw out the stalks of their broccoli.
That stuff's delicious, man.
Like, like, you put that in the stew.
It tastes awesome.
So, I don't know.
Yeah.
We're in this like this whole thing is like, we're in a cold war kind of situation.
So, it's we're obviously in an information war, but we're also in like a resource war.
And that kind of harkens back to what Dark and Lightning was just saying.
It's like, you know, get on whatever, whatever help you can because we, we're in a resource war.
It's like a civil resource war, you know, like resources like land, food, water, energy, like all that's still going on.
And, and it's like, you know, you got to be willing to get the most out of whatever you're going to plant.
So, if you're going to plant something like whatever broccoli, don't just cut the cut the top flower part off that you eat.
Like, you eat everything on it, you know, like you get, you might as well.
You can.
So, sure, just placing calories elsewhere that you get it from there.
Uh, on potatoes, should our audience do the bit and get an actual giant bag of seed potatoes, potatoes intended to be planted?
Is that worth it?
Where should they go for it to do that?
Because I poked around and it wasn't really like, here's your go-to for potatoes.
Uh, or number two, should they just use the sprouting uh grocery store potatoes that they might have in the pantry?
Yes, yeah, so like stuff like potatoes generally aren't GMO'd.
And even if they were, um, it's the thing about GMO that's bad is like they GMO something, they genetically modify something so that it can handle like excessive amounts of like uh glyphosate and like uh you know roundup and crap like that.
So, the thing that's bad about it is you're eating all that roundup they spray on them that doesn't hurt them.
But generally, with potatoes, um, most of them aren't GMO.
I can't, I don't even know if any of them are.
There probably is some somewhere, but uh potatoes generally aren't like that.
So, as long as you get organic, organic is by definition, cannot be GMO.
So, just go to like Whole Foods or something, bite the bullet, just go buy a 10-pound bag of potatoes.
Let them, let them start to throw out some, some, you know, the little eyes on them and stuff and start leaping out.
And then you could cut those up and plant them all separately as different potato plants.
Or I just like to do the whole potato because I feel like you get like a better established plant sooner instead of cutting all the little pieces out of them and stuff.
But like, because you know, it's kind of like a head start.
Otherwise, just the eyes, putting the eyes in the ground, letting them root up and stuff.
It's just they, they, it's almost like a little handicap, like right at the start, you know.
So, okay.
Yeah.
So, you're being a little greedy if you, if you have like one potato with five sprouts, just throw it up.
I think your recommendation is just throw it in the, just throw it on the ground rather than cutting it up into five parts.
Yeah, like if that's all you got, then yeah, cut it up and do the whole thing.
But if you, if you have the luxury of planting like a 10-pound bag of potatoes, I would just say, go do that.
And that's like, that's another thing, too, is like you, you're going to find people rating, you know, if there were a survival kind of situation, people are going to go raid all the seeds, right?
But a lot of these seeds and things like that, you don't, you actually get way less for your for your money by buying seed packages.
So if you bought seed potatoes, you got like 10 of them in there.
But if you go buy like a 10-pound bag of potatoes, you get these really robust, massive potatoes, and it costs like the same amount as you've bought the seed potatoes and it's literally the same thing.
And the same can be said for like herbs too.
Like, you know, if you go in the grocery store and like Whole Foods or something, you could go buy like uh bags of like flax seeds.
You know what I mean.
If you went and bought flax seeds in a packet, it would be like three bucks for like 50 seeds.
You could pay three bucks and get like a thousand, whatever three thousand seeds or something like you know, because they charge by weight, you know, because they think you're just going to put them in your cereal, but you can actually throw those out and plant them most of the time.
So how about timing on getting them in the ground?
Because uh, so I did the bit to a certain extent.
Last year I was very proud of myself.
I got two yields.
You know, I did the spring potato and then I did the fall potato and a couple expert green thumbs were like huh, i'm not sure that's going to work, but it actually did.
They sprouted and you know it wasn't, it wasn't a huge yield, but once it started to get cool I want to say it was september uh, still got potatoes out of them, but this time of year march, march for us uh, if it freezes and I think I think this happened to me too, like it froze after they had sprouted their greens.
They looked really unhappy, but they still soldier through.
So uh, do planters ideally want to wait until you know may?
My mom always said, wait until mother's day to really get things in that are frost damage how, how important is the timing and the cold?
On potato planting um, I mean, so it depends.
I mean, if you're, if you're like hobby gardening and you just want to have a cool uh, instagram garden or something like you want it to look really, look really nice like, then I would say, try to time it and all that stuff.
But if you're doing for like, going for like a survival situation um, I would just start and, just as you have time, just start putting them like in the ground.
Say you, you go buy like a couple 10 pound bags of potatoes.
You know like, i'm gonna plant four of these uh, every every uh, I don't know every other day for the next, like six weeks or something like that.
You know what I mean like, you know like, and then, and then that way it'll start you'll have like a sequence of plants too.
So you know, instead of taking a whole day out and going to plant everything, you just kind of keep adding to your garden as you can and then that way, like things will come up and and not all at once, you know what I mean and every time you go out there to pull something out, put something back in and just keep it going, because it's going to have to keep feeding you.
So like um yeah, that's the thing is like uh, it depends on the climate.
You know, like I optimally yeah, you're going to want to wait um, until things warm up.
Especially we're um, you know, back east and everything where the ground's like frozen, like sometimes, like you don't want to um, you don't want to try to plant into that.
It's not going to do anything.
Uh the the, it might survive underground the whole time, but it's just not going to even try to grow until the soil warms up anyway.
So like like, it was 70 degrees here today, but we've got 25 low coming up this week.
Uh yeah um, I mean if well, the thing is like uh, it'll get 25 outside, but generally the soil, especially where the potato is, will probably be closer to like 40 or 50, I would imagine, especially if you have some compost in there.
That's another thing you could help like, uh, warm up your soil by getting it uh, composting like um, and deep too, you know.
So it'll start radiating heat out of the center of that compost pile and it'll start Warming the soil.
So you could actually get an earlier start too with stuff like that because your soil will be that much warmer than it normally would be, you know.
So, yeah, I mean, that's what I would suggest, though, is just if you're not sure, just, I mean, they're just potatoes.
So, if you're going to start sticking them in the ground, they're going to survive underground anyway.
They might, they just won't do much.
I mean, unless, unless you plant them in like a puddle of frozen water or something, I guess you could probably freeze them.
Somebody said if you're if they've already sprouted and you've got a big freeze coming, you can put a, you know, a clear plastic tarp or plastic sheeting over them and that will actually help them withstand the freeze.
Just keep the keep the sheeting off of them.
So, you're going to want to support the sheeting with some kind of like, even if you just go like pop pop some sticks off of a tree nearby just to keep the sheeting off of it.
So that way it's not like touching the corner.
Essentially, a greenhouse.
Yeah.
Most things like that, you should be able to just source a lot of stuff like just out of your surroundings.
I mean, I'm a big advocate of like improvised gardening.
You know, I mean, obviously, buy a shovel and don't try to make one of those, but like, in the end, is something you can't really, you can't really reproduce naturally.
But so I was saying, yeah, if you're going to go with something you buy, like buy some of that plastic if you're in a cold place.
And you can improvise a hell of a lot, though, just with like, you know, green waste and sticks and like bucked up trees and all kinds of stuff.
So so funny how we call them.
I made our.
Oh, I was just going to say, I made our raised beds out of pallets that I got for free.
Yeah, I mean, who wants to buy lumber?
I mean, maybe you have to do the cost analysis on that.
It's like you buy lumber for the beds.
You could have bought all the vegetables.
You just got to bought them from the store.
You didn't have to raise them, you know, like, because the lumber costs so damn much.
Pallet nationalism.
I was going to call you a garden autiste, and I was thinking, it's like, it's so funny.
Like, we just immediately ascribe autism to anybody who has like a very particular passion for something and a knowledge about it.
That's unfair.
But soil for potatoes and subject.
So to use the military term, subject matter expert.
There you go.
SMB.
Can people just get the less expensive like Walmart brand garden soil for potatoes?
I assume that's fine, number one.
And number two, I assume that they thrive in full sun all day because my areas have been, they've done okay in partial shade, but would probably do better in full sun.
Yeah, they're like, they do like a bit more sun.
Like depends on where you are, though.
You know, if you're in the southwest or whatever, it gets super hot, like full sun means like basically scorched everything.
Yeah, like even if you have them like well watered and the soil is awesome, the nutrients are just right, you know, it'll get like 110 full sun, you know, beating down on it every day.
Those things are like crap.
So, you know, it depends.
It's, it's kind of the rule of thumb is like, think of a greenhouse.
You know, what is it like in a greenhouse?
That's what most plants like.
If you can get your, control your climate in that little micro climate wherever you're at your garden, you can control it closer to that like humidity and temperature and filtered sunlight, you know, where it's bright, but it's like maybe broken up just a little bit by like plastic or glass or something.
You know, it's like, or maybe like the on the understory of like a tree that's just starting to leaf out.
You know, if you can control it closer to what you what a greenhouse is, then your plant's just going to do better.
That's like the basic rule of thumb.
It's just like, that's what plants want.
You know uh, they want neutrality, like plants, like neutral everything, like not too hot, not too cold.
You know like uh, not too acidic, not too basic.
You know it's just, if you could get everything neutral, it's very comfortable and neutral, like uh, then you're gonna have a lot of success.
Uh, how deep under?
How deep under the soil?
I think it's like a couple inches and two uh pests, deer.
As I learned, to my great chagrin, having a real dog means real dog doesn't just dig holes anywhere, but also digs hole.
The dog has been digging up established plants, lost a blackberry bush to the dog.
But do potatoes need to be fenced off or will deer?
Will deer at least leave them alone, to your knowledge?
Um, so the thing is is like, if you got something new out there um, every animal is going to come by and check it out.
And you know it only takes a handful of deer to like just totally annihilate, like something small, like a potato plant, so they might taste the potato plant.
They'll, they'll taste all the alkaloids in it, they'll realize it's basically tastes poisonous.
But you know, in the meantime they just ripped off like a half half of like uh your, your plant, and then, and then next year comes by and wants to try it too.
So now your plant's gone.
So it's like yeah, you definitely need to protect those like, even if there's poisonous plants, because potato plants are poisonous, the only part that's edible is the potato um, but you know that.
So we shouldn't make a potato leaf salad, is what you're saying.
For yeah no, definitely don't do that.
What if?
What if?
To take, you know, harken to Lindsey Graham?
What if Vladimir Putin is your dinner guest?
I know right, just joking about a fascinating.
Uh, show them your ladybug.
Yeah, your biological control is your ladybug.
They, they attack aphids.
You could yeah, you load that anyway yeah um yeah, a couple inches under the soil too right, just not deep, just a little covering for for what?
For potatoes yeah yeah, I mean you can, you could go.
I mean, i've planted them like four or five inches deep and and they still push out, depends on how loose your your uh, your planting mix is um, but yeah, i'd say, just to get them started, especially with the lower light this time of year, the sun's not like peak or anything you're going to want to plant them a little bit shallower to the to the surface, like probably just less, two inches or less, you know just barely cover them up, like get them uh, trying to push out to get grab the sun, because that's when they start, you know, when they're exposed to light.
That's that that triggers them to start pushing out.
So and disappointing yields what's the most likely or the most common cause of?
Uh Rollo was saying he's done the potato bit but has been kind of disappointed with the outcome.
What would be some causes of failure or partial failure in a potato garden?
Um, I mean okay well, there's time.
I think a lot of people like get like uh, a little like excited um, and then they start digging them up early.
So there's that.
So when you do pull them out, they're like tiny um, you want to wait until the leaves are leaves are dying off before you harvest them.
Ideally yeah yeah, you'll start to um, start to see them go like, go to go to uh flowering and all that stuff and then fruiting, and then uh, they'll kind of start withering back and you you could tell like they've done their life cycle.
So um, they should be.
Basically they're, they are a perennial plant like naturally, they're a perennial that survives underground through the winter.
So once they've done their life cycle, then that means that they're basically um, gone to, gone to flower, gone to seed, and now they're.
Now they're trying to uh, just go back into the ground and survive off the potatoes that they created um, through the, through the summer season, so that's when they're going to have the most amount of potatoes.
Yeah generally like, towards the end of summer is when you get the the best harvest.
Um, you know, early fall depending on where you are, but If I plant a potato, how many potatoes do I expect to get out of it?
I mean, it depends.
But I have gotten anywhere from like, I plant one potato.
I've only pull like maybe one or two out, like the old one that I put in rotted and I get one.
But like on a good harvest, like you should be able to expect from something like a Yukon.
You know, you could, you could expect like five, six potatoes.
I've pulled like closer to 10 out from one plant that was only like maybe 14 inches high by like maybe about 14 inches wide.
And that thing produced like a hell of a lot.
And that was in a raised bed.
It was like a whole row of them like that.
So I mean, that was pretty good.
And they're big potatoes too.
So it depends.
I mean, you know, each, you got to think those potatoes are just like batteries of like solar energy.
So, you know, you is as much like as much as that plant can pull in of like the solar energy, it's like just sequestering it into the potato.
So it's got to have plenty of input, time and intensity in order to produce something like that.
So, you know, if you're getting like crappy sunlight all summer because a bunch of storms keep blowing through, they might not be that awesome, you know?
All right.
Anything?
Yeah.
Anything else?
No, no, I know.
So I had myself muted.
Anything else on potatoes?
Just I'm trying to think, you know, as many, yeah, just pop them in there.
Pop in with a question.
Please, please.
I've heard of these potato boxes that you just like build two sides or something and then slowly fill it up with dirt over the summer.
Is that something you would recommend?
I mean, you could do it to an extent, but the ones where it's like just indefinitely stacking potatoes, like I haven't seen that work.
And I don't, I don't think it works like that from my experience.
Like you could, you could kind of build them up a little bit.
Like I would just say, I mean, like, I'm not like a, I'm not like a gear guy.
Like I hate, I hate gear.
So like when there's like, you know, the topsy turvy tomato grower and all it's like, dude, you could just like build, it's more satisfying to build this out of whatever.
Like you could steal an idea and just like make it at home for most gardening stuff because it's so basic.
Well, I totally, totally am going to make it at home, but I'm just saying, like, is it one of those like meme ideas or is it something that would actually like it's mostly a meme idea?
Like you can't go indefinitely, but you could get it a little bit higher.
Like you could definitely like, you know, basically probably double or triple like a yield on a potato plant if you're willing to wait it out here if you're doing it just right.
Okay.
I don't know.
I mean, I've seen, I've seen videos of people like kicking over like stacks of tires or something with potatoes in them and there's just like potatoes spill out everywhere.
And I don't know if that's real or not because I haven't seen it do it like that.
Yeah, no, that was my thought as well is I'm like, is this real or not?
But I'm going to try and plant as many potatoes as I can in summer.
Yeah, like you want a big yield over plant.
That's like, that's the biggest thing.
It's like, if you want a big yield of anything, plant more than you expect to be able to take care of and then like go through and thin it as the season grows, you know, like to what you can actually afford to, you know, afford time wise to like take care of.
You know what I mean?
And how long did how long do they store?
I mean, I've heard of guys, you know, you stick them in a milk crate and put them in your crawl space out, you know, in a cool, totally dark space.
Tips for potato storage and how long before they start getting funky or sprouting?
Yeah, I mean, you could like generally I don't store them for very long because I, because I eat them and I just keep planting them.
Um, because that's the good thing about potatoes, like ultimately, I would say if you can like always have potatoes in the ground because they're they'll pretty much just store in the ground the entire time, especially if you throw some like old straw mulch on top or something just to like keep them protected from like deep freezes and like whatever.
Um, so always have some in the ground, even if you're not growing them, just have them storing in the ground somewhere.
But if you want to store them to eat so they're ready whenever you want them, like, yeah, you put them in the crawl space.
I mean, I mean, I don't think they're going to store for more than a year.
Like, I've seen like you know, six months, seven months, and stuff like that.
Um, before you know, they might start getting a little like soft and start dehydrating and shriveled and stuff.
And then they get moldy, and then you got to obviously protect them from like rats, you can start attracting like bugs and all that.
So, that's that's why if you bring storing them in the rats, then you can eat the rats.
See, now that's true.
This is the good cyclical balance, yes.
No, it's true, though.
If you uh, if you don't know how to run, all right, if you don't know how to like hunt and track an animal, but you want to like eat meat in a survival situation, like literally just go plant the garden outside and sit out there with a gun because like everything's going to come by and try to eat off that thing.
So, you the animals come to you and you can just shoot them right there in your garden.
Like, now you got beat and what if your neighbors come into your garden, shoot and eat them, yeah, exactly.
I mean, why not?
Why not?
That's that's little mad cow never hurt anyone, guys.
On a on a carnivore diet, like uh, I'm like the best gardener in the county, bro.
You don't eat any vegetables, you only eat meat.
Yeah, but everything comes to my garden.
It's true, man.
Like, uh, yeah, I mean, that's uh, I don't know, as far as that goes, that's I've had quite a bit of uh success, like, um, just keeping potatoes in the ground all the time, though.
Like, that if you just always keep some potatoes in the ground, and you'll see them popping up every once in a while, and it's always just a fun surprise.
Hell yeah, like you can just get dig potatoes whenever you want.
Last question for me: how go ahead, Smash.
Well, we made the same joke last year, but you should literally just plant potatoes everywhere.
Parks, you know, the little area between the sidewalk and the road, like every just everywhere you go, plant potatoes.
They call it gorilla gardening, like which is like a hipster term for like uh, you know, people like acting like they're doing something illegal or something.
But it's like you theoretically could just gorilla garden potatoes everywhere, and like you could have secret stashes of potatoes growing all over all over town or in the woods or whatever.
So, I mean, it is something we did make that joke last year, but it's kind of like not a joke because like you could really actually do it.
Um, but yeah, like uh, I also want to talk about uh the fertilizer question, yeah, yeah, because that's a big, that's a story too.
You know, we were talking about it earlier, but it's like uh, you know, they're that's one of the main reasons and all this stuff.
It's like because they're they're focusing on these massive plants that produce like synthetic nitrogen and all this stuff, but it's like that really doesn't affect you if you're like a home gardener.
Like, there's like every oh, we live in a completely or organic world for the most part, still like things like you go outside and there's just things decomposing and like you know, like nature is nature feeds itself all the time, and you just kind of mimic that and you can take from it, add it to your garden.
Like, you know, if you if you don't have um, you don't have nitrogen, like uh, the wake we talked last time, chicken manure, compost chicken manure, chicken farms give that stuff away.
So, you can go down there with like a truck or like buckets, go get chicken manure.
Um, if you know somebody who slaughters animals, you got blood meal, you know, uh, if you need uh phosphorus, uh, go scoop up a bunch of pond scum and algae, dry it out and put that in your in your uh beds.
You know, that's that's uh free, really pretty high concentrated phosphorus.
Uh, do you hey, do you, do you pee?
Does everybody on this call pee?
Sometimes early and often.
That's all, that's all free fertilizer, preferably free.
That is free nitrogen fertilizer.
Yeah, pee pee in jugs, store it somewhere that it's not stinky and gross.
And you mix it ratio six parts water to one part pee.
Urea is one of the most commonly used fertilizers in the world.
I thought it kills plants if you pee right on the plants.
Yeah, if it's super concentrated.
Oh, that is crazy.
That's why Rolo's been peeing on his potatoes.
There you go.
Not just the potatoes and not just mine.
Now they're Yukon gold.
Oh, goodness.
No, one trash in the garden.
Yeah, exactly.
Coach mentioned earlier the ICH Farmer channel and Telegram, which I follow, it's excellent.
But is there anyone else or any other resource that you could recommend?
Because this is, you know, this is literally a life or death type thing for people if things, you know, get really bad and certainly could be very, very, you know, you can tell if I'm in my 40s, you know, there were old people I knew, but like, if they were a kid at the right time in like 19, you know, 34 or 35, they were noticeably shorter.
And that's the sort of thing that, you know, like we're hoping to avoid here, particularly for our people.
So is there any other like good resource you could mention that might be amenable to?
I know like David the Good is a YouTube channel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
David the Good Screw.
There's tons of like YouTube's like, I've never, it just keeps increasing.
Like every time I go on there and look at stuff, there's all these new channels all the time.
It's like an overload of information, which is great because it's like, it's for the most part really good information.
You can learn a ton of stuff.
Like I would just say, if you need to, just like, just binge some YouTube on it, because even if it's just in the background, you'll absorb it.
Like, but yeah, I mean, as far as our guys, I like not too many, especially with any kind of like specific channels or podcasts or anything.
Like it'd be nice if there were.
But yeah, I mean, just YouTube it, Google it.
There's a lot of people.
I think it's whatever you're into, you know, if you want to focus on the gardening thing, like you should probably know a little bit about everything.
But, you know, if you want to focus on the garden, gardening thing, there's, yeah, like you said, David the Good.
There's the, what is it?
Was it Sustainable Me or something like that?
That guy in Australia, I think he is.
Like that guy's pretty good on YouTube.
But yeah, there's other people if you want to just do animal husbandry mainly, because those people are going to be needed.
Like you might not have to know everything, like as far as horticulture goes or any kind of ag, because, you know, if you have this thing you specialize in, you're the guy that, oh, this guy raises hogs and this guy knows how to raise and slaughter hogs and he's got good, good meat and he knows what he's doing.
Like, if you've got a pool party, you could trade it.
If you've got a pool party, congratulations.
You've just got everybody you need to have like a fully functional farm.
Yeah.
You all just have to pick the pick pick your subject and commit to it.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah.
Go ahead.
Like the you know, local farmers, local ranchers uh are going to be taking orders here soon, if they're not already.
Uh, your pool party should be like we will take a whole cow, please.
And you know like like, save up the money and stuff and not only because that supports our local farmers and stuff away from the beast system of like the Four Jewish.
Uh, the food is also better that you get from a local farmer.
Oh, we got a ton.
We got like 40 pounds of chicken for like 68 or something like that, which is dirt cheap, but it the chicken breasts are all huge and they are some of the best chicken i've ever had in my life, if not the best.
Yeah, and you can even get.
You know, if you got a pool party, you have a network, like you know, and and maybe just one person has the land you know, then it's like, that's all you need.
Like, as long as they're like close enough that you could like uh, have you maintain it and go there and work it or whatever.
So like, if you wanted to raise uh a couple hogs or or like uh a cow or something you know, everybody in the pool party can go pitch in, get the baby cow, there's a certain amount uh for feed every month and then maybe one person takes care of it, so like they don't pay in, but they're the person that just maintains the animal and stuff and does all the stuff for it.
You know um because if because, if two people feed a horse, the horse starves, but if one person feeds the horse, the horse is healthy.
So you want, like one person, just that's their job and uh, and then you all split it up, predetermined.
You know, it's like a co-op system, like you know uh, doesn't have to be a pool party obviously, but as long as you got a network um yeah, I mean as long as one person has land and the means to produce food from it, like you should be working that land.
You know, like getting something out of it.
I, I always say, just get 40 guinea fowl uh per acre and you will just be living in heaven.
Oh yeah, i'm sure don't do that.
Yeah right, Charles is uh still, he comes up.
So here's a quick funny story.
So uh Charles, our sole survivor of the 10 guinea fowl keats from last spring uh, you know, he and the dog have a long running hot war.
It's not a cold war uh, but I feel sorry for him right, he's like the, the last baby, last survivor to make it.
So he comes up to the house like every morning to say hello, he pecks at the door, at the window, whatever he can get his hands on, and i'm like hey Charles, what's up?
So I I put bird seed out for him now, because he stopped eating mercifully, I guess, the expensive stuff from Tractor Supply, the uh, you know, sort of weird poultry feed.
So I put the stuff out there.
And then my wife's like you, son of a bitch, like I can't sleep in past 7 a.m.
It's not the crow of a rooster, it's Charles pecking at the window like, come feed me.
I'm like.
She's like, will you stop feeding him there?
I'm like well, he's so dumb, he like only comes there to feed, like literally, they're so dumb.
I'm like Charles, come here, i'm putting the food over here, and he's like nope, he goes right back to the door, to the window.
Uh, so kinnies are literally the niggers, it's.
It's like it's.
You are so right, smasher.
They're dumb loud obnoxious obnoxious uh, and aggressive.
Just having one around is kind of charming, like an Ethiopian adopted son, but you don't want to bring him to the next pool.
We'll see.
We'll see if I can rope them in.
All right, we're uh running out of time here.
What are you talking about uh, aside from potatoes?
We spurged on potatoes specifically because they're so important And, you know, you said you're a gardener.
You're not really like a prepping guy.
And the other day, dudes were sharing shots of their like prepping shelves in the basement.
And I said, oh, man, a well-stocked and organized prepping shelf is like pouring to a middle-aged man.
Not to be crude, but it's just like, ooh, yeah, I like what I see there.
Look at those moves.
Check out those homemade cans, man.
That's awesome.
Maybe.
I know.
Those are big cans.
Cans are awesome, man.
So true.
But Mick Gardner, we're going to have on two like hardcore prepping guys to cover more waterfront next week.
But anything else off the top of your head other than potatoes?
We don't want to make you a one potato pony here.
Anything else you want to share with the audience before we land this puppy brother?
And thank you so much.
I mean, I don't know.
Just like I said, we're in a resource war.
So just think about it that way.
You don't have to turn into like total like scarcity mindset person or whatever, but like rather like we're in a resource war in like one of the most like, I guess wealthy countries, if you call it that, in the world.
So there's still a lot of stuff that could, that could be used that you could find very easily.
You know, it's not like Ethiopia or something.
Like you could go out and you could just start sourcing everything you need.
And it's just like, you know, do it while you can.
I mean, I know there's a lot of, like, I was calling it fear fatigue because like after COVID, you know, when that first started and it was like, oh, uh-oh, here it goes.
And it feels like March 2020.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I was kind of, I myself am dealing with that too.
Cause I'm like, I should be even taking it more seriously now myself, but I am like also like burned out on like the like doom, you know, like, um, but at the same time, it's like, I know, I know better than I need to go out and get the things.
What makes it a little bit easier for me to take it seriously is that the media isn't really talking about like fertilizer shortages and any of this other stuff, right?
Like you can find the news articles because they just kind of publish stuff, but you know, there's a difference between the media talking about it and them just like kind of publishing the article that they have to publish, you know, so like we've had multiple in just 2022, I think we've had like four fertilizer plant fires in the United States.
Fertilizer between between 20 prior to the Russia-Ukraine thing, fertilizer on average was up 300%.
So it's only going to go up as like three of the top four producers in the world cut off ties to the United States.
And then all the petroleum, you know, a lot of these fertilizers are like petroleum derived.
So yeah.
And petroleum cost ties directly into farming because of oil and gas slash diesel for all of your machinery because we don't use niggers for farming anymore.
So like we have to feed the machine something.
And Russia always said, oh, we're going to counter sanction.
Oh, we're going to block off this or that back in 2014 when this stuff was going around.
They actually didn't.
They played it cool.
This time is different.
This time they seem perfectly willing to take every blockade and sanction that the West is throwing at them and do a sort of jiu-jitsu or judo, perhaps in Putin's mind, and go the other way and be like, oh, okay, we'll sell to China.
Oh, okay.
yeah, we won't sell you this.
Like this is war.
It's, it's literally war in Ukraine, but it's war by other means between the West and Russia this time.
And guess what?
Russia is an energy superpower.
It's a massive exporter of oil and gas.
That means you will suffer for the intractable, insane russophobic foreign policy of the West.
You're welcome.
This is, you know, we talk about Ukrainians for half a tank today.
Yep.
Yeah.
I've been saying to Ukraine and Ukrainians, I'm sorry, this is what happens when you get in the bed with the West and to people living in the West.
I'm sorry.
This is what happens when you have occupied governments and countries.
You're going to suffer.
Yeah.
The West is a really convincing Jewish tranny that gets you drunk and then takes you to bed.
All right.
Come on.
You're like a family man.
Who is also your teacher that's trying to get you involved in like gender studies?
Right.
Convincing Jewish tranny teacher.
And also offers you free candy.
I'm a broken day.
Yeah.
Can't can't afford the gas for the free candy van either.
It's just parked at the corner.
It doesn't move.
All right.
We're really stretching it out.
Bloody handprint on it.
Bernie Sanders.
Yeah.
Please.
It could get it could get rough.
I mean, it could get rough.
Maybe it won't, you know, like, but at the same time, it's like, what do you have to lose?
Like, if you stock a bunch of stuff up, now you're not spending a bunch of money on groceries, you know, when summer comes and you can put that money towards something else.
It's like literally nothing bad can happen if you prepare a little bit now.
I mean, it's, you know, the average consumer is, you know, going to get hurt.
The American, whatever, just person in general, like they're good, they're going to get hurt guaranteed, at least just from the gas prices, if not anything.
But like, and then us especially, like, we're dissidents and both sides of these people are both sides of this conflict are like going out of their way to try to, you know, probably try to outdo each other in how much like totally not Nazis they are.
So like they will make examples out of us, you know, like no problem.
Like they'll gladly make examples out of us, probably on both sides.
And so we're, you know, we have it that much harder than than the normal person who's just hit with all these financial burdens and stuff.
But so, I mean, there's, there's every reason to prepare.
And I think that we definitely should get on it whatever way you can.
I mean, I don't know everything about prepping.
I know the gardening aspect of it, but, you know, we, now's the time to learn, like for sure.
Now's the time to plan something.
Yep.
I don't actually, in my bones, for the audience, I don't actually think that the war is going to spread beyond Ukraine and turn into a somewhat World War III NATO versus Russia conflagration.
It's possible.
You don't want to discount it.
I also don't think that we're going to be starving and have completely empty shelves at least this year.
It's possible.
But like you said, there's no harm in preparing for that eventuality.
And another just quick thing, if you're worried about this stuff, just go buy a couple of those big buckets of freeze-dried food, right?
Drop the money, whatever, whether you have the money or whether you don't.
Just go.
Oh, I got those.
Stick them in the basement.
It'll hold you over, right?
Remember, if the lights go out and the gas is empty and the stores are all closed, you don't want to have that be your oh shit moment.
You want to be at least have a couple weeks to hold yourselves over until things normalize, or you have to really start planting potatoes three months ago.
I've been buying summer sausage.
Every time I go to the store, I buy like another summer sausage because it's supposed to keep until like next year.
So, dude, it's nothing but fat.
It'll keep forever.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Recreation dates are like Jewish tricks, but that's for sure.
Freezers are things with fat and sugar.
Like fat and sugar take forever to go back.
Sugar probably just won't ever go bad.
But fat preserves for so long.
Yeah, basically.
But it tastes a little worse.
There's so much to talk about with this stuff.
I remember the great freezer shortage.
Guys were like, I can't find a good freezer.
I can't find a freezer.
And then like canning and the rest of it.
We're going to dig way deeper and broader into it next week.
Superior to freezers.
Correct.
Does not require electricity.
A buddy, buddy of mine.
Buddy of mine was showing me his stash of canned goods at his shelves the other day.
And I said, oh boy, glad I'm friendly.
Send me his address.
Buy baked beans.
That's the best because they taste good and they are very high in calories.
Instead of you can make really good so hard next week.
Hail Mary's or uh Bloody Marys out of baked beans.
I need to know about that one.
I prefer Bloody Pirates.
I don't even like Bloody Marys to begin with, let alone putting beans in it.
This nigga drinks.
No, I just we made that up at breakfast the one day.
Mick Gartner, thanks so much, brother.
You're welcome back anytime, my green-thumbed friend.
No, no, thank you for having me.
It's always fun.
Yeah, appreciate you listening through all of our Russia-Ukraine spurging in the first half, too.
Uh, Dark Enlightenment, Dark Enlightenment, not too bad yourself, my friend.
Well, thank you very much for having me, gentlemen.
It's always a pleasure, and I enjoy the program quite a bit.
Even Rolo talking.
So, all right, this guy gets it.
Uh, Dark, what do you what do you think?
Uh, Dark, what do you think happens here, uh, real quick?
Russia-Ukraine, what's the outcome?
I think that, um, probably Russia ends up with either some sort of Susan Ranity or integration into the East of the Nieper, and uh, they talk a big game, and uh, Xi Jinping probably calls Biden and says, Look, man, I own you, and I, this is retarded, stop it at a bare minimum because he he and Putin are at least adults.
So, uh, the financial stuff will probably stop in a month when the COVID will come back or some other hysterical nonsense will happen, and or people will be spurging about $7 gas and they'll be, they'll have forgotten it.
Uh, that's my hope anyway.
Um, but that's optimistic, yeah.
Prepare for the worst because we're governed by fools and crooks.
So, amen.
I don't think they can unring this bell.
I think Russia has to be the boogeyman at least for another two years or until the next presidential election when they can possibly dial it back.
It's been it's at 11, it's at 14.
It's at 88, to be honest, Tam.
They can't unring the COVID bell.
You think they're going to be able to unring this when this was like the last six years?
All they talked about?
This is the new bell.
This is the new shiny object.
Yeah, it's perfect.
I don't, I don't, I don't think that it was intentional.
This is like the size of the Liberty bell.
This is a pretty big bell.
Well, the bells keep getting bigger.
Yeah, it's like the like the, you know, uh, The West has to like, you know, explain this hard power move by Putin and like explain it away to these people, like the citizens of the West, who have basically just been living under soft power for the past like forever.
You know, return of hard power.
Yeah, hard power.
It's my poor name.
But it was a successful use of hard power.
I mean, so far it seems like Putin has successfully used hard power and just kind of like flexed pretty solid.
And, you know, it's kind of like, you know, the bully, like a bully got punched in the face and now they're going to go around and try to like kick everybody to make sure that like they still know that they're the big bully on that side of the table.
You know what I mean?
Like that's, that's what I feel like is going to happen.
It's like, they're just going to Zog over here is going to is just going to make us out here.
Yeah, just to make us forget about how bad they just got pumped out on the playground over there.
They've got a new excuse, a new excuse in town to repress us and suppress us.
Absolutely true.
And this, this is totally corresponding with the declining civilization theorizing of John Michael Greer, which reading through his book, I like like 50% of the stuff that he says.
But they're trapped in a cycle now.
They've got a foreign boogeyman and they will use that to justify to crackdown on you, me, our families, make our lives more difficult.
And frankly, they did it themselves.
It ain't Vlad Putin's fault.
All right.
Rolo, I grade you B minus on the show.
All right.
Moving up.
Completely arbitrary.
Thank you for your efforts.
Sam, I hear you laughing there.
I know Sam was like, Coach, I got so much effort.
I'm going to do my own show this week.
I was like, I want to do it.
Let's try to do it.
Maybe we'll spurg out on prepping in the first half next week, and then we'll have some Sam comfy time before we fill in any things that we missed.
Yeah.
We can just make sure in the week.
Yeah.
We can return to our regularly scheduled program.
Oh, geez.
There was one week we did like three episodes in a week.
Well, we can beat that.
I mean, yeah, you can hear.
I'm not, I was not bullshitting when I said there's no way I could go on on Thursday.
I felt like garbage sound like garbage still, regardless.
Okay, maybe, maybe we'll do a middle show.
No, I know.
It's all about me, me, me.
Thank you, Sam.
Keep those.
Yeah, don't lose those notes.
Any thoughts for the audience?
Go ahead.
Well, I was just going to say I enjoy having Mitt Gartner on.
It's good information, very interesting.
And Mitt Gartner and I have exchanged some Telegram texts there.
He's also a music fan and he's turned me on to some good music channels.
I appreciate that.
And I appreciated communicating with you on that way.
Yes.
You got to do that show.
That was like a, that was like a five degrees of separation.
I got to go to that show.
Yes.
Because I initially got a hold of you.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was good.
And I just wanted to mention for you and for all the listeners, I was on White Power Hour episode 112, if you'd like to check that out.
And also, I'm going to be having a more regular recurring segment on the shows called Sam Sidetracks.
So if anyone likes to hear some music, tune into the White Power Hour, which is a great show.
Yeah, it is.
Sidetrack with Sam.
All right.
Hey, Mick Gartner, start thinking right now because I'm going to be a nice guy and let you pick the closing music.
But just make sure it's one that the biggest number of the audience don't give me some.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't scare.
Don't scare the kids.
Smasher, it is really fun playing Ropa Dope with you on this show with our different approaches to this stuff.
And I mean this sincerely.
Like you and I have been texting back and forth about this.
I completely respect your analysis of this stuff.
And you make me think I still disagree with you at root about the nature of Russia and Putinism, but I acknowledge that I might be wrong and you might be right.
So thank you for that, brother.
Yeah, buddy.
I'm glad that we can talk about it and not be gay retards, which is really the most important thing, right?
Because we all get better with our rhetoric and understanding of these things by talking about them.
And like, I know I posted a few days ago, like that I was sick of seeing people talking about this stuff when there's all this other stuff that affects us here in America a lot more than that.
And that wasn't to tell people that like you can't talk about this, but just like seeing people arguing and literally just doing the division thing over something that really like, why is this dividing us?
Because, you know, objectively, it's bad for the United States that Russia is doing this.
So regardless of how you feel about Ukrainian nationalism and Russia and that mess going on in that part of the world, no matter what side you take, objectively, it's good that NATO is hurting.
And we are controlled by NATO because NATO is just America.
So like, why don't we focus on that?
Why don't we work on what do we do with that?
What do we do with this opportunity that has been given to us?
Regardless of how it was given to us, it was given to us.
Yep.
It's been about at least five years for most of us before we started to smell the roses or which way the wind was blowing in terms of ultimate power.
And a lot of that was chewed up with Trump and then post-Trump.
And what are you doing with your life and your contributions to the cause?
Now, absolutely valid point.
I don't even want to see what my screen time has been over the past week.
But frankly, you don't get a massive European war every year.
So, you know, a little bit of indulgence in this stuff is understandable.
It's better to argue about Russia-Ukraine than like anime pillows or whole.
Keep it under check and keep your eyes on the prize.
All right.
I think I thanked everybody.
Yep.
Full house episode 121 was taped on a damn warm March 6th, now March 7th.
Follow us on Telegram, t.me/slash pro whitefam2 on gabgab.com slash fullhouse.
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Mick Gartner wrote a wonderful piece called Mud and Toil about his particular brand of soil mixture.
If you really want to do a deep, a deep dirt dive in terms of what you go.
If you want to get down and dirty, there you go.
Yeah.
So to all white people around the world and our listeners are white people all around the world.
Whatever your opinions on Russia-Ukraine, wake up and wake up your neighbor and wake up your family members because the war will be coming home sooner or later.
Mitt Gartner, what you got in store for us, brother?
I hope you gave it a good long.
I think I was thinking a good one would be for any of the white people over there in the Ukraine that are in a danger area.
I was thinking Black Magic SS, get out.
Good one.
Good one.
I love Sam's response.
Whatever track you pick, Sam's like, ooh, yeah.
I'm familiar with Black Magic SS.
That's an interesting band.
All right, fam.
They're freaking awesome.
All right, yeah.
Yeah.
If you love this track, email me.
If you hate it, email Mitt Gartner.
Black Magic SS, get out.
Thank you, everybody.
We love you.
We'll be back next week or this week with a full prepping Spurg out with a couple of experts.
We love you.
And we'll talk to you then.
Smasher, it's all yours.
See ya!
My mind begins to race on time's lost back when this fit in torment seems to only belong to me.
And in all I've known, and all I can see is something comes to me.
It's calling me in the night.
And it's pain to see takes hold of me.
You divide by fire within my heart that's gotta get out.
And if in the front of the fire within my heart that's gotta get out and it's carrying me apart.
The weight above me never sleeps this.
Pull me down and drag me to my feet.
I stand naked from the moonlight.
We're all I've known and I want to break free as something comes to me, It's calling me in the night And it's pain to see, takes hold of me.
You divide with a new fight, you've got to get out.
There's a fire within my heart that's gotta get out.
And if in the front of God, You've gotta get out.
I'll be Where will I go?
I wanna know, Just wanna know.
I'm going into the kingdom On a chariot of the bad land takes for never to go.
You've gotta get out.
There's a fire within my heart that's gotta get out And you're feeling from the heart.
You've gotta get out.
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