It's peak summer here in the USSA, hot and in many parts of this godforsaken country, dry as hell.
There's still lightning bugs to be caught though.
The leaves have not yet started to turn and it's still July.
The arrival of August always seemed to me the announcement of impending doom, the last gasp of the most glorious season, tiger mosquitoes and all.
and the dreaded return of school.
So wherever you are, and even to our upside-down listeners in the southern hemisphere, we hope you're out there milking this glorious time of the year with your spouses, your kids, and if you're single,
with your bros or with your girlfriends, because it's imperative that we eke out some genuine joys from this rotten system during our precious time on earth and before this whole thing goes up in flames.
We are back, ladies and gents, with the American White Power Trio and an unexpected guest this week.
We're healthy, mostly happy.
New white life is bursting through, and we are rare and to go.
Mr producer, Hit It.
Welcome everyone to episode 96 of Full House,
the world's most de-radicalizing show for white fathers, aspiring ones and the whole bio fam that.
That's right!
Some Spurgs on Telegram just before we went to tape targeted us for spam as apparently not radical enough.
Yeah, can you believe it, fam?
What else do we have to, how much harder does Smasher have to fed post?
We have to do a second Hitler and Nazi Germany special.
I don't know, but we'll keep at it.
I am your morning host, actually, Coach Finstock.
More on that later.
Back with another two hours of mostly comfy, pro-white family infotainment that so far as we know, you can't find anywhere else.
Before we get going here, though, big props to some good fellas and gals in the Full House comment zone.
You deserve some kudos on the show.
I'm going to read them off here real quick, including some ones who always alert me right away whenever there's a bad actor in there.
So to Andrew, Max Headroom, Bloat Max Liberation Front, Dio Vindice, Authoritarian, Bro Magnon Man, Official Narrative Respector, Son and Steel, Snever, May, and Acer Rolnick, we salute you.
Thank you so much for looking out for us there in the comment zone and adding value.
Also, before we meet the birth panel, I can see Smasher chewing on his cheek, waiting for me to wrap this up.
Apologies for the lag in shows between our Independence Night extravaganza and now.
I did take the kids up to Grandma and Grandpa's House of Wonders last week, where they were spoiled, rightfully rotten.
Would have been a little bit awkward to record a show in my old bedroom where I grew up and with everybody around.
And we were hoping to welcome back a very special OG full house guest this week, but he was being a total diva on scheduling, something about work, whatever that is.
But the show hereby goes on.
Also, real quick, big thanks to a generous contributor this week who didn't want to be named.
And his name was so cool, I thought for sure it wasn't a sock.
So I'm glad I asked first.
I almost read it on the air.
And Doc's the poor fella.
And to our regular contributors, you know who you are.
We love you more than the rest of those freebie consumers listening out there.
We see you.
All right.
Finally, without further ado, onto the birth panel.
First up, he almost quit the show again this week in holy, righteous indignation at the impromptu denigration of Christian identity on our last show.
He even threatened to create a full house spin-off called Sam's House of Love.
But as I reminded him while rubbing my hands, he did say never to my last joke about him quitting the show.
And that constituted a binding verbal contract.
So Sam, glad you're back with us.
You were invited to the party.
I know it's a long haul for your mashkosh up there.
Yeah, I would have come if I would have known the conversation would be going like that.
But, you know, I really appreciated that show.
I appreciated hearing everybody on there, Braxton and Mike and all you guys.
That was a really good show, but I wish I could have chimed in there.
And I hereby request at least some equal time just to offer my opinions as though I had been sitting there.
And I hope I will have that opportunity later in the show.
Absolutely, Sammy, baby.
Happy to hear it.
I couldn't help but laugh as you read that list of names of people who were posting.
I'm telling you that the chat is, it's lit, if I can use that internet term.
And, you know, I don't post a lot because I'm just reading everybody's posts.
It's so hilarious, but also informed and also full of wisdom and observations.
It's really something to just read.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I know it's been live lately with debates over, you know, CivNat versus white nat, religion, coach coaches, unfair Jewish hypotheticals.
There's a couple commenters, you know, it must be this or that.
Which do you choose?
Which I like, by the way.
I like putting those out there to put you on the spot, right?
And I would play the game myself too.
You know, put a, I always say, put a gun to my head.
Who do you save?
You know, Smasher or Sam?
I mean, that's the easiest one I ever heard.
I'd actually save Smasher because he's younger.
He's got breath.
Just kidding, sad.
And I also wanted to flag buddy that you did a wonderful narration of Adolf Hitler's section or a chapter from Adolf Hitler's Mind Kampf.
And we are going to put that out.
That's right.
Next time we have a little lag or maybe just in between shows so the audience knows it's coming.
And, you know, if that's your cup of tea, enjoy.
This one's on Sam.
And if not, you know, I understand most people subscribe for the show, not for audio book renditions.
But, you know, we did some W.
And if you, yeah, we'll see how that goes and how it's received.
And maybe we'll put you under mic for the whole damn thing.
Yeah, I'd like to do one every once in a while just to get something out there that people could chew on.
Yeah, no, it's nice.
You have a very not sapperific, but a comforting voice.
Yeah, you sound a little bit different when you were reading it.
And it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice to hear the uncle come to life with one of our own.
You know, you got to really pace yourself.
It's kind of challenging to read that long.
You know, you can read a paragraph or two or a page and add the inflections and stuff like that.
I could sense as I was reading my voice was kind of flattening out a little bit just because you gotta, it's like you can sprint or you can pace yourself and run at a slower pace.
And that's how I did it.
Yeah, after 45 minutes of doing WLP, I started to stumble a little bit.
I was like, all right, let's let's wrap this here.
So, all right, Sammy, baby, you haven't been, we haven't been over mic or under mic in a while.
So, I have a pod quiz here to see if you've been paying attention to current events.
Yeah, real big innovation and full house.
All right, Sam, which Caribbean country was recently thrown into turmoil after the assassination of its prime minister?
Haiti, Haiti's nuts.
Oh, oh, man, walked right into that one.
Yeah, you sure did.
And I think I mentioned to you, Zell crucified me with one.
You know, I'm somebody, I'm still buying records, tapes, and CDs.
So I said, Hey, I copied the CD of Wellington Arms.
You still play CDs in your truck, right?
And he said, CD's nuts.
Oh, man.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
It was a gimme.
This is my fault.
Like you were born yesterday.
All right.
Before he literally points a self-defense mechanism at the camera at us going on, he and his lovely wife are officially at double baby DEF CON 2.
That's right.
Imminent arrival is the status.
He's always down to clown, and you almost never catch him with a frown.
Potato Smasher.
How the hell are you?
I'm great.
I just want to remind everybody that we're back now from our short impromptu break to raise hell and praise Dale.
Raise hell and praise Dale.
Who's Dale?
Dale on heart.
Okay.
It's just a joke.
All right.
Yeah.
Geez, you had like two or three weeks to think of something to say, and that's what you came up with.
Well, everything else I can't say.
The terminators.
Because we are de-radical.
D-Radicalizers.
That's right.
Yeah.
No, I laughed.
I was like, oh, man.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Like, maybe we are not calling retard.
Yeah.
No.
But yeah, somebody was spamming gay BNP in the thing.
And immediately somebody was like, Coach, Red Alert.
I was like, oh, thank you, sir.
I'm on my way.
Zapped it.
And we're de-radicalizers, but you're posting gay porn on the internet.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
That shows you're truly serious about the white revolution.
Very good.
I know.
Family show.
That's all right.
There's Spurgs everywhere.
Were they white guys in that?
Not anymore.
Well, I didn't pay cards.
Sam was like, well, what were they doing in these images?
Could you give me more information?
No, all I saw was like a black grunting visage.
And I was like, well, yeah.
Fortunately, I didn't see any more than enough.
Yeah.
Didn't see any darkened cucumbers.
Eggplants.
Isn't eggplants with the meme?
Yeah.
Bro, bro.
The first time I ever saw P, I was like at a buddy's house.
I think it was Mischief Night, and I don't know where the hell he had this thing.
And oh, man, without any racial conditioning or red pill, whatever.
I was disgusted.
I was like, turn that stuff off.
Yeah.
All right, Smasher, you're rusty too, clearly.
Oh, first, I did want to ask, are you at least more prepared for the twins now than you were last time we spoke?
Are you feeling okay?
Or are you still nervous?
Seem it better.
We finished up a couple of things that we were working on, and so things are kind of running a little bit more like they should.
And so headspace is a little better.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be, I mean, yeah, it's going to be crazy.
Calm before the storm, whatever.
But you guys will get through, and I don't know, there's probably like what 200 people that would drive to your house at least to help out or with whatever.
So, I know every single one to you that's right.
If you can't come, send shekels.
Smasher, pop quiz for you too, hotshot, making sure your history is still on point.
What year did Hitler invade France 1942?
1941 1939 all right.
You got me.
Okay.
1940.
It was 1940, Smasher.
Oh, I skipped that.
Yeah.
Interesting.
You didn't want to just take that softball?
All right.
1940s, nuts.
I have to complete the set.
I can't.
Yeah.
Did you?
You saw that coming, of course.
You weren't born yesterday.
I'm not going to make this disgusting joke.
No, but his kids are going to be born in like four days.
Yeah.
Yes, with that attitude.
Yeah.
I don't know what the date is or what's going on there.
But yeah, I always remember 39, he went east.
40, he went west.
And then 41, he went east again.
I never heard that.
Yeah.
No, I just, I came up with it as a kid to remember the sort of the sequencing.
East, west, east, lightning.
And yeah.
See, I'm really bad with like historical dates, even ones that are important to me.
Okay.
All right.
Whether you were trolling me and avoiding the D's Nuts joke or not, regardless.
Yeah.
You actually just retarded.
Okay.
True to form.
I loaned Hitler's War by David Irving to a friend, and he's working his way through it.
It's a wonderful tome.
You can get it on PDF, but you should buy the book from, I think it's Irving Books or something.
You can find it.
And he said, this is the greatest tragedy I've ever read.
The saddest story, you know, even though you know the outcome, just to see him go through all those things up in the Berchta's garden and with his generals and all the rest of it.
Okay.
Our special guest is not who we expected tonight.
He sort of parachuted in from Wrightfield, we'll say, but he's been a pal for a long time.
He is a knowledgeable pagan, and he's also a delightful father and a hopefully wonderful addition to Full House.
Ruckus, welcome, brother.
How the hell are you?
Doing great.
Glad to have you guys over here.
Really thankful for Sam for inviting me to come over for the evening.
That's right.
And we had an open slot and honored to have you real quick, brother.
Ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status.
Ethnicity, well, I took Smash's advice and used living DNA.
So it's primarily English and Irish with some basic Hungarian thrown in there.
I can see the marriage is obviously, I'm married, got two kids, trying for a third, maybe more.
We'll see how much pressure I want to put on the wife.
And religion, you said a pagan.
I basically consider myself more of an Aryan spiritualist.
I had a theory that all the old European religions, the pagan gods, were literally worshiping our Aryan ancestors.
And the gods are literally our ancestors, and we are descendants of the gods.
I dig it.
Yep.
And you, when you visited once, you did a nice little ceremony.
I won't go into all the details, but that, yeah, you blessed a stone, a rock with a rune on it, and we put it at the base of the fire.
And it's still down there.
I think it actually cracked under the heat, but the elements are still there.
Oh, yeah, that's what you wanted to do is crack so it goes into the land.
But it's, yeah, it's a specific buying rune reference not only to our organizations, but our movement as a whole.
Amen.
Well, thank you for doing that.
That was very cool.
Some guys were like, oh, I don't know about this.
And I was like, nah, let's do it.
Nothing dangerous, nothing gained.
Yep.
And God bless you and Wifey and wish you many more.
All right.
We are getting on to the content.
We are backed up after being off for so long.
So we did have a loss of a dearly beloved pet in our home about two and a half weeks ago now.
I think enough time has passed that I can get through this segment without getting misty, as we say on this show.
And coach on the couch.
Yeah, I wanted to share it with the audience because obviously we've got a lot of dog lovers, pet owners out there, people with kids who love their pets.
And unfortunately, this is sort of the destination for all of us and our beloved fur family, as we call them.
Fur family is also a wonderful children's book.
But TLDR, wife and I never had dogs growing up.
We adopted this Brussels Griffon name.
We named her Mako in 2007 from a pound or from a shelter.
She was two years old and a delightful, mostly useless companion, truth be told.
You know, not really a fetch or a guard dog.
Back in the days when she could hear and somebody would knock on the door, she'd run under the couch or under the bed.
But that breed in particular, you know, she never, never heard a fly.
And that breed in particular just craves attention because legend has it that they were bred to live in the stables in Belgium and eat the rats that would possibly gnaw at the horses' feet or hooves.
And then they would ride with the carriage masters up in their little thing through the night, through the day.
And that gave them a glorious sense of self-importance.
And she lived up to the breed that way, got really angry if we ever left her at home instead of bringing her with us.
So I had mentioned on the show before that she was getting long in the tooth, losing a lot of teeth.
She was already deaf, and her vision was starting to go.
And she was also borderline incontinent.
You know, it was a mess in the house, number one, almost every day.
So we knew that this day was coming.
We were trying to give her as much love as possible.
She actually made it through the July 4th party without heat stroke.
She was, you know, not too happy to be there, sort of just shuffling around.
But basically, you know, every morning, the first person to get up would be like, go to Red Alert and put Mako outside to do her business.
So you didn't have something to clean up in the morning.
So I put Mako out that morning and didn't think twice about it.
You know, she usually goes out, does her business, and then comes the claw at the door.
And, you know, there's five of us in the house.
Somebody's always coming and going.
Somebody lets Mako enter out.
She never, she was always good at clawing at the door to get back in, not so much to go out to do her business.
So we were just going about her business and didn't notice that she hadn't come back in.
She just, when we got back up to the house that day, we just figured she was inside sleeping under the bed.
No Mako in her other cozy spot, no Mako, other cozy spot, no Mako.
So we went to Red Alert because it was still the morning, but it wasn't, and it was getting hot and she would overheat and basically be near her death's doorstep if she were outside in summer heat for too long.
We searched everywhere near the house, far the house.
She has wandered away before.
No sign of her.
Hours ticked by, still looking in the woods, in the fields, in the streams, no Mako.
So after three or four hours passed, we had kind of resigned ourselves to the fact that she had probably wandered off into the woods to do the dog deed where they go off to die alone.
And we thought that was kind of poetic that she spared us a corpse or, you know, having to put her down.
I remember one of our listeners talked about the need to put his dog down with a Glock to the back of the head to save money and to make it quick and merciful.
And then about five or six hours later, you know, my loving and dutiful wife was still on the hunt.
And good old Mako had done such a good job of either falling down a hill and wedging herself under a tree or more likely realizing it was her time to go, she walked down a hill, which she's never done before, and was under a tree that was fallen.
She was so concealed by grass and leaves that we didn't see her, despite looking right down at that spot.
So she spared us a lot, and I got to do the grisly deed of pulling her out by her tiny paws.
I grabbed a sheet from inside the house, put on gloves, and I took a quick glance, but I didn't want to look too long to have that image in my mind.
So I wrapped her in a sheet and put her in a box.
And my wife got to work building a little doggy coffin.
And I made sure the box was sealed up tight.
And then I got to work digging the hole because these days my wife is the engineer and I am the grug ditch digger.
And at twilight, it was late enough in the day that the sun was starting to go down.
We picked a sunny spot on a beautiful hill and wasn't quite six feet deep, but dug it deep enough so that no animals could come and possibly disturb it.
And by lantern, we put her in my wife's little coffin and buried her.
And as we were doing that, as we were putting her down there and throwing dirt on top of her grave, myself and my wife and even a couple of kids were telling stories about her.
We didn't make it a whole homily or an oratory thing with a speech.
We just told stories about her and not a dry eye in the house except for Junior and of course Potato who wasn't quite sure what was going on.
And yes, we did have two pieces of spare wood there that went into the shape of the cross, despite neither of us, my wife or I being particularly Christian.
Just seemed fitting to put something there as a marker.
And then in the aftermath, I planted some roses and some purple cone flowers there right at the base of her.
So I'll stop there.
Thank you for indulging me, audience.
I made it through without getting choked up.
And we will talk about losing pets and mourning and how to handle that with the kids.
But I did want to go to something that Spectre, of all people, shared, which is called the Rainbow Bridge.
I had never heard of this before.
Couldn't read it the first time.
I must have had something in my eyes, but I found it very comforting at the time.
It was a tearjerker and afterwards.
If you haven't heard this, I hope you enjoy this.
And this is for all the doggos out there in the audience still living and who have passed.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together.
There's plenty of food, water, and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor.
Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing.
They miss someone very special to them.
It's happening, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance.
His bright eyes are intent.
His eager body quivers.
Suddenly, he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted.
And when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry, guys.
Never to be parted again.
The happy kisses rain upon your face.
Your hands again caress the beloved head.
And you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life, but never absent from your heart.
And then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.
There you have it.
Thank you, Spectre.
Sorry, I could not keep it 100% together there, Fam.
Made it through.
But you may go.
As Stryker said, R.I.P. Mako, she was a real one.
She was a real one indeed.
I'll shut up there.
Ruckus, you may be aware of the Rainbow Bridge as also an idea in Norse Viking.
Yeah, go ahead, Sam, please.
Yeah, Bifrost is the bridge between the Asgard and the Middle Earth.
Sam, do you think I'm a sappy, silly bastard for getting so sentimental about a white people care about animals in a very genuine way, where I think other races do not have that sort of a, what do you want to call it, a beneficial symbiotic relationship with animals.
Yep.
Just white people things, not putting them on the menu, but putting them to beloved rest.
Now, Sam, do you think that there is an afterlife for dogs or is that a bridge too far?
Well, they do have a soul.
They have an animal soul.
They don't have a human soul, but they do have an animal soul.
So exactly how is that expressed?
And, you know, our life after death is something almost unimaginable and hard to describe in our human terms.
But they do have animal souls.
Sure.
All right.
Smasher, can I steal one of your dogs in the dead of night to put my heart at rest?
Yes.
Okay.
As long as it's all there.
I'm going to try and say if you're a white person and you don't feel some sort of loss at the one of your pets, you are a narcissistic faggot.
All right.
There you go.
Here, here.
No, like to be honest, the whole time I was like, I'm not going to wallow in sadness and misery.
I did try to man up a little bit while also, you know, doing the respectful thing.
And, you know, sincere mourning.
She was a friend for 13 of her 15 years, almost 14 of her 16.
Couldn't have asked for much better from her, right?
I mean, if she fell down the hill and got trapped, she was so far gone.
She had never done that before.
And if she did do the dog thing where she wandered away to go in peace so that no predators could get her or she didn't hold back the pack, that's even more beautiful and poetic that she went out that way.
Smasher, have you had to deal with a lost pup or all your your brood is still healthy and together?
I had a dog growing up and his name was Balto.
So the love of huskies that I've got comes from that.
And then the dog Balto that I have now, we rescued him and we rescued him because basically we saw an ad for him on Craigslist and it was a stripper that was like, if somebody doesn't come get this dog, he's going to the shelter in the morning.
And all the shelters around Fort Bragg are kill shelters because of the just sheer volume of dogs.
I mean, they're packs of wild dogs that just roam around and like the training area and stuff.
Are they military people that just cut them loose when they have to deploy or mostly niggers?
Too many.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And of course.
Yeah, of course, right?
And so we saw that.
And I had taken two sleeping pills.
And I was like, am I about to drive like an hour and 20 minutes to go save this dog?
And my wife was like, I think you're about to drive an hour and 20 minutes to go save this dog.
So it's like midnight.
I drink a 20-ounce Red Bull and we go drive an hour to go save this dog.
And so that's how we got the new Balto because he, you know, the namesake of my dog growing up, he was Balto.
I thought you guys were crazy for having three Huskies, but they are great dogs.
I remember them when I was over there with Smasher.
I've played with them dogs.
Hair and fun and kibble and barking and escape attempts.
Well, and that's why I tell people that we have two dogs on purpose and one was an accident.
There you go.
Sam, you said you had a mild horror story about burying pups.
Go for it.
We will move on here.
I don't want to overindulge in dog posting, but let's do it.
Well, I'm not sure what you're referring to.
That was actually me.
Oh, okay, because you're there.
All right.
Yeah, go ahead, Ruckus.
Sorry, I came up with Sam in the chat.
Are you sure?
Because, I mean, anybody eating shouldn't listen to it.
Oh, if it's sanitize it in case you're not.
Yeah, don't break the kids.
Yes.
So I was living in the suburbs, had a few Shelties, you know, Shetland sheepdogs out back.
One day they're fine.
Next day, it had been, it was very, very hot.
My wife goes outside, says, hey, honey, I think the nigger neighbors went ahead and threw some rotten turkeys or something behind, or trash in general behind the thing.
And I go and I see it, and it's all, you know, it's covered in the stuff that rotten garbage is covered in.
And as I go to pull what I think is a leg bone, I start noticing much too large rib cage and fur.
And I'm like, okay.
The only thing I can think that happened is the city had come by and was spraying poison in the area.
And maybe they drank some standing water from the previous rain and just got sick and died.
And it completely, with the heat and everything, was dissolving quickly.
And I had to tell my wife, listen, take the boys, go keep them in here.
And I grew up with these dogs.
These dogs were well past their lifespan anyway.
And I grew up with them.
I mean, they were very, very close to me.
And then I have to, oh, I'm almost about to lose it here, but I have to bury these dogs.
And as I'm, I mean, I can't even wrap them in a sheet.
That's how that is.
I have to grab trash bags.
And then I have to dig.
As I'm digging and the ground there is mostly clay, it starts raining.
So I can't even tell if I've dug deep enough to put them in until I try and then have to pull them back out and do it again because it is just refilling with mud and water.
And it was a horrible experience.
And especially my mother was coming over to see me that day and I had to tell her, hey, those dogs that you've loved all this time and named yourself, they died and I can't tell you a reason.
And you can't, literally can't even look at them.
So it was an awful, awful experience.
And still brings you to emotion today, right?
Yeah.
We evil white nationalists, we white supremacist terrorists, and we're sappy.
We're sappy about our pooches.
Yeah, it's in our DNA just as it is in group reference and tribalism.
Yeah, for the audience out there, if you got a pooch who's long in the tooth or still a puppy, you know, give them a treat from the grocery store for me.
I would pay a lot of money to be able to give our beloved dog a little treat right now and give her a pet on the head.
So yeah, enjoy.
And also, of course, now the other topic is another one of these polls that is guaranteed to get like 500 responses.
What kind of dog to get?
And we had a buddy bring his young German Shepherd over.
And what, you know, what an amazing dog.
He mauled one of our groundhogs.
We had named this pesterous groundhog Fudge, who was eating our garden.
And Fudge manned up to this German Shepherd and actually nipped him on the leg.
The German Shepherd was just curious until they took a little nip of him.
And then he circled, he circled the groundhog until he could get around him almost like a wrestler.
And then he just chomped down on his neck.
And we actually took video of it because it was like, you know, wild animal kingdom in our backyard.
And you just heard the snap as he got down into the bones.
And then I had to chuck fudged under a tree.
So it's been a grisly, grisly summer here so far.
But the point being, oh man, having a German Shepherd, that's like a real responsibility, right?
We took poor Mako for granted.
She was low-key, didn't want to go for walks for the past five or six years, in or out, that whole thing.
And now I'm like, and like this German Shepherd ruined three of our screens, wanted to play Fetch at 2 a.m., you know, all in the moon.
I don't know.
I was in the Doberman camp, but my wife's not crazy about that.
She wants to get a part wolf dog.
And I'm like, come on, really?
I will not recommend a wolf dog for your first major dog.
How come?
They are extremely hard to train.
You know, practice with a German Shepherd.
Like, they don't have a lot of discipline.
They're really smart.
You want to practice with a German Shepherd or a Husky.
Like, even Huskies are not good dogs to be your first dog.
Yeah.
Coach, I actually do have a friend of mine who lives up in Washington State who does have half-wolf and even full wolves.
And one thing is like, always got to stop them from killing the chickens.
And the full ones, especially, especially once they get past that puberty from puppy to technically adult stage and then a little older, they will do that thing where they will test you.
They will challenge you.
And obviously, you don't beat the dog, but you have to be able to grab them, hold them, remind them where they are in the pack, or else they will test you.
And they'll get, and keep in mind, this guy is like, I mean, you know how big I am.
He looks like a literal elf, you know, from Lord of the Rings compared to me.
So, but he's like, you gotta, you have to, you have to reestablish yourself at the lead of the pack.
And that's a constant thing with them.
So especially with younger kids around, even with the kids, they may eventually decide to start bullying the kids and trying to establish that they're higher up.
And you just cannot have that.
Yeah, they will shit test you non-stop.
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WTF.
Yeah, there you go.
Jugal.
Jugal.
All right, we might have to hop over to the Skypes here, but no, thank you for that on Wolf Dogs.
My wife will listen.
She is the curator, of course, of Coach Cringe.
And that reminds me that, yeah, the German Shepherd also chased off my beloved African dog or African birds, scattered them to the winds.
And I was like, only two of them made it back in the coup and then into the coupe, excuse me.
And then after the German Shepherd left, and the last one finally found its way home, and I welcomed it back with kisses.
And yeah.
Coach, I was going to say, I've heard now they're big, but I've heard that St. Bernard's can actually be remarkably easy as your first big dog.
Just they're a little more mild.
They're more mild, but they are big, so you can't.
Yeah, they slobber, but they're not too big that your kids can't eventually grow up to handle them.
And you definitely experience handling big dogs because big dogs, like little dogs, you just yank them where you need medium-sized dogs.
Big ones, you can't just yank them because they're about your size.
You have to grab, hold them, and make sure they listen to what you say or and understand that, or else you're just always going to have problems.
We're going to keep researching and shopping and call it a morning period if we can't come to a decision.
But yeah, I just, I don't want a big, hairy mess and a total life consumer.
But I do want a real big dog that's fun, good for protection.
I know what you mean.
I want a Caucasian Shepherd myself.
All right.
Also commonly referred to as a Russian bear dog.
I mean, they're big, they're furry, but I'm fine with that.
Good stuff.
All right, dear audience, thank you for indulging us in this.
Give your puppers a kiss, a hug, whatever, a bath, a treat for me, please.
F for Mako.
Speaking of deaths, we have major news in the Full House production department.
Our dear, beloved, talented, handsome, fecund, flawless Mr. Producer has finally flown the coop and departed the show.
I assure you, no drama, nothing more than a needed break and to spend more time with his own new white life.
And we will miss him greatly.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
He's gone, guys.
Yeah, he left finally.
We are rid of the infernal Mr. Producer Ding Dong.
That bastard is gone, never to come back again with his inferior.
Yeah, with his constant commenting in these side tickering like a child.
Terrible content takes like five days to get us the file.
He's always sending us pictures of his ugly children.
His annoying wife with her witticisms and things like that.
Good riddance.
I had to do it.
I had to do it.
But I've got even better news.
We have a new shiny in Chrome MP.
And that is, I hope he's ready.
It's Jack, the producer.
You're not an intern anymore, my good man.
How the hell are you?
Welcome to Full House.
Dude, it's great finally being on, man.
I finally got promoted, guys.
I'm no longer in.
Yeah, producer.
Still in the internet to Paranormis.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Don't screw it up now.
Love you, Johnny.
No, the Paranormies is basically just a show of interns.
Like this.
Always has been Jack.
We're honored to have you on, even if you sound like Alt Skull's maybe younger brother.
Those in the know will be like, oh, yeah, son of a gun, he does.
But you got, all right, hey, you're in the inner circle now, the elite of Full House, the leadership cadre.
Ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status, please, buddy.
Ethnicity, Italian, Irish, people.
Well, yes.
Religion, I grew up Roman Catholic, but I don't know.
I believe in Christianity, but I don't know.
But fatherhood status, not yet a father, but hopefully one day soon.
All right.
God bless you.
Are you single dating?
What's the status there?
I've got a racist tinfoil GF.
All right.
For you.
All right.
Jackie Baby, which apparently is going to be your new moniker.
Do you think she's marriage material or is it too soon to tell?
Chad, yes.
All right.
Good man.
Now, did you meet her on the internet?
And was your clout a part of this or how did it happen?
Actually, unironically, yes.
All right.
Good deal.
Apparently, an intern has fans.
It happens.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, brother, we're sincerely honored to have you on.
You've done a great job so far.
This show, don't screw it up now.
And yeah, we'll have, you know, you represent, I was thinking you were going to be like the single Zoomer.
Are you young?
Are you a millennial or a Zoomer?
I'm millennial.
Okay.
But you're a Zoomer at heart, but you know, born into the millennial.
All right.
Well, yeah, you're going to bring, you know, Smasher is like 60 years old at heart, so you're going to bring a little bit more of a youthful perspective to the show, which I think is good.
And in all seriousness, I am at heart.
A de-radicalizer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
All right.
Well, yeah.
Feel free to hop on Mike whenever you have something brilliant and insightful to add.
Otherwise, you can just do what Mr. Producer would always do and just click record and go to sleep and then come back on.
No, I assume the audience could tell.
We dearly love Mr. Prouser, his lovely family.
And yeah, if Jack screws up, we're going to try to rope him back.
No, it's all right.
We move on.
And I swear on Adolf Hitler's, I don't know, resting place somewhere in Berlin that there was no drama.
He was just like, yeah, I got to, it's time consuming.
He spent a lot of time and a lot of effort on the show.
And we wish him well.
And we know he's listening.
We see you there.
We see you there too, Wifey.
God bless you.
Both of you.
There you go.
The meme will never die.
All right.
Hey, I wanted to move on.
You know, when I log into the chat and I see 400 or 500 messages, I'm like, oh, God, what happened?
And the latest outbreak of hot takes and debate, etc., was this footage from American Greatness, which is a legit right-wing, fairly edgy for a conservative site,
of supposedly recorded footage of the January 6th insurgents who are all being held in like a special section of some DC jail or prison of them all singing the star-spangled banner behind bars, incarcerated by the country that they're singing an anthem to.
Now, I know it's not quite so simple as that, but it really sparked a heated, hearty debate about whether these people were brainwashed, hopeless.
Here's, I'll do the, I'll do the false dichotomy or whatever, the binary.
You know, just Zogholm syndrome suffering fools, probably still hoping that Daddy Trump was going to bust them out of prison.
That's right.
Or was this a beautiful?
Was this a beautiful middle finger to the tyrants who have co-opted our government and are holding them unjustly and that their spirit in the presumably good old America remains unbroken.
Just a little something to chew on here in the first half.
And I'm going to call them the Januarians, give them a little credit there because most of them are, of course, white people.
And I will stop there, and I guess I will go to our senior birth panelist, Sam.
Are these people hopeless, deluded?
You give them some props for that.
Well, on paper, it's hard to really give too much sympathy and all that type of a thing.
But in a certain sense, maybe their heart's in the right place and they're just naive.
You know, the way that I came into young adulthood, I was very resentful of the United States, very resentful of the flag and the colors and things like that.
And I could never see myself, let's say, flying the flag or having a flag even or something like that.
But I have to admit, there is something about like when you see the Patriot front guys marching or doing something, there is something stirring about that.
And it is natural and right and good that you should love your country.
We know too much, you might say.
And for that reason, we, you know, we harbor a certain kind of hostility even or a certain resentment about our experience.
But there is something good and pure about that.
You know, and if they will truly put up a fight, and by that I mean like, you know, even legally or whatever, if they are valiant and stand true in their moment of testing, then I would say, yeah, that is stirring and it is a special moment.
But it's just a good point that they're singing and in theory, at least keeping spirits high, right?
Regardless of whether we think the song choice is a little bit off there.
Right.
I assume, and I wondered real quick, just for the like, I was like, is this legit?
Like, is this made up?
I thought maybe it was recorded on January 6th, but I guess I'm guessing that somebody made a call to a wife or a mother or whatever, and then was like hollering down the prison hallways, you know, everybody, here we go, you know, and all these people behind bars in the same damn corridor are getting I'll say this, at least they didn't sing Lift Every Voice.
Yeah, whatever the black national anthem is going to be at the NFL games.
Yeah, it would have been a lot cooler if they sung the horse vessel lead or Erica.
Most of them probably haven't heard of it, but Smasher, you have an American flag and a Blue Lives Matter flag flying proudly from the top of your roof there.
What's your take on this?
Yeah, I fly them with my Gadson flag.
Trifecta, you know, very politically serious.
And a rebel flag with hate, not or heritage, not hate, of course.
No, hate, hate, not heritage.
Freudian slip, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's, I mean, it's a real manifestation of like their.
I'm trying to like think of how I want to say this without sounding like I'm being condescending because I'm not.
Like they mean it, you know what I mean?
And they don't, they don't know any better.
And we can't expect them to know better necessarily, especially when we don't get access to these people.
So it's, you know, it's understandable that they would sing some cringe garbage song like that.
Yeah, that goes back to the idea that like how, like, yeah, I wanted to say it would be like a Soviet dissident locked up in like late-day KGB singing the Soviet national anthem.
And I can already see the audience like saying, oh, that's a, you know, that's, that's not a good historical analogy.
But at a, at a certain point, these people and their attachment to the old American, I'll be perfectly honest that, you know, the more I look back in American history and, you know, the Civil War.
I was on a call with the other guy, with a guy the other night who was like, no, look, the founders hit it out of the park with the Constitution.
I'm still a firm constitutionalist.
I was like, really?
You know, all the amendments and the fact that it led to the bloodiest war in American history.
I mean, this project was pretty sick from conception.
And I think these people are like riding on the last gasp of an America when we were actually taught to love our country and respect its symbols and its heroes.
And of course they exist.
But it's so unrecognizable from whatever Halcyon pre-Hart Seller, pre-World War II.
I mean, you dig, you dig, you dig, Jews working for the Confederacy and things like that, that my gut tells me that this wild, you know, after the frontier was sort of defeated and this thing got down to commerce and expansion and even the even the Euro immigrants that we took in after the Civil War,
was that really, you know, some founding of a new white European Union or it was just like we need bodies to make things and fill up this space and economic growth.
I lean on the side of these people have Zogholm syndrome and they're singing an anthem to the system that has now incarcerated them.
And the more radical, the better.
Speaking of our de-radicalization bona fides.
But yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong that they have some Zogholm syndrome, but like, again, I don't know that most Normies don't really know any better.
These people are Normies.
Like they might be a little bit closer to us than others, but like they're still ultimately Normies.
Yeah, I mean, it's our job to break them of this stuff.
Yeah, they literally don't know where else to turn.
Like this is it for them.
They don't know about other things.
And that's where we come in.
We could say, yes, your feelings, your instincts are good and right, but you're directing it at the wrong thing.
Yeah, I mean, it's a scary thought to be like, man, this country that I love, maybe even fought to defend, is actually like this terrible Jewish monster that wants to kill people like me.
If I could chime in real quick.
Yeah.
The way I see it with normies is that we know, we have seen that America is not what it used to be.
They're sold the story of what it used to be, but we see it as now as a parasite and cancer-ridden corpse.
But they have been tricked into seeing it as like, this is your great-great-grandfather, who unfortunately has Alzheimer's.
And until they learn from this experience, they're going to be like, oh, well, great, great-grandpa is Alzheimer's.
Sometimes he forget.
And this time he acted out violently.
So it'll be, but I am heartened to see that they do still have like actual hope.
You know, their spirits are to some degree up, you know, despite the fact that they are so misinformed.
Sure.
And, you know, for guys in my generation who grew up in the 80s, looking back to the 80s with Reagan and, you know, good pop and things like that, and the country wasn't that crazy.
And then you dig under the hood a little bit and you see Reagan's amnesty.
And then maybe boomers look back to the 50s as legitimately a much more peaceful, tranquil time.
But they were living under the dread specter of nuclear annihilation.
And, you know, they were already eating away at the foundations back then with, you know, it was back in the 50s, early 60s when white students were getting frog marched at the end of a rifle to go integrate with black students against their will.
So, yeah, these are normies.
I don't have a lot of sympathy for people.
One good thing is that Trump getting showed from social media and the increasing influx of people into Telegram, which is still censored via devices, but not by Telegram itself.
They may have taken a wrong angle here by shutting off actual empty, you know, cul-de-sacs dead ends and leading people into our arms, which is, of course, the unvarnished truth.
But yeah, small solace, small solace for the people getting rotting away in there.
You know, thanks and then leaving them in the lurch.
The other thing is that these people, and I don't want to sound sneering either, like right there, these are middle of the bell curve people, even if they actually are.
They probably have a ton of talents that I don't have.
But they get so easily led astray, right, by Q stuff, by the coronavirus is fake.
Speaking of which, I will segue here a little bit into Corona because it's springing up again and that's relevant.
Turns out I did have the damn coup when we canceled or postponed with the Borzois.
They'll be coming up in a show or two.
I donated blood and came back.
I was COVID positive.
We didn't even know.
My family didn't know if it weren't for that run when my legs were dead.
We just had like bad colds and then we were dragging ass for a few days and went about our lives.
But here they go again with shutdowns, masks, the continued vaccination push.
And if you force me to guess, and this may actually trigger Mr. Producer, I don't think that the vaccine itself is loaded with human killing.
It's certainly rushed.
I don't want it.
I'm not taking it.
But I think the coronavirus is real.
It's still kicking around.
It mutated the system rushed to market something and the push to market it is extremely disturbing and rightfully irritating to the middle-of-the-road normies.
But they make that now as the biggest thing.
While, of course, abortion's been on the books for 60 years and the invasions happened.
So I don't know where I'm going with that, but it's just crazy times.
And all we want is for these people to see the light.
And God knows we've been trying for the past five and much longer than that, five years for a lot of people out there.
Do with that what you will, guys.
Define real.
Yeah.
I mean, let's indulge Jack.
Let's indulge Jack here.
Is it a real disease?
Is it a real pandemic if your average survival rate's 99%?
Sure.
Yeah, real virus.
I mean, I don't think they manufactured the fact that I had antibodies to this thing.
Jack, what do you honestly think about Corona?
One minute or less to still have brother.
Yeah, I'll try to TLDR.
So recently I watched a video of, I think, some doctors in the UK.
Pretty much he described his patients coming in that were, they'd be able to go on like long runs and whatnot, and then they get the quote-unquote jab.
And then suddenly they can't even go like a quarter mile of walking and they're just out of breath.
So what this doctor was saying is that it creates really tiny blood clots in your capillaries, which if it happens in your lungs, eventually, long story short, within like three years, you will die from oxygen deprivation.
Because the mRNA bit, it's not supposed to go into the bloodstream, but I think I'm going off memory here.
I think he said like 80% of it ends up actually going into your bloodstream.
It gets a lot deeper than that.
It's like a 10-minute video.
But long story short, supposedly, according to this doctor, in about three years, like there's going to be a mass die-off.
Smasher, just smile.
Now give me the bad news.
Well, and that mass die-off fits with a lot of studies that we're seeing from the government, other governments, private entities even, where they're saying there's going to be mass casualty incidents and big die-offs in the United States.
And by 2030, our population is supposed to be less than a third of what it is right now.
Yeah.
And like shortly before we started recording, I even saw an article.
I didn't really open it.
I just saw the headline.
I'm like, yeah, I'm not reading that.
I think it said a one-month-old baby got the jab and then within an hour had a heart attack and died.
Yeah.
And part of it, yeah, like I never know how to make cancer tails.
They're well known for their heart disease.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they're saying they're not vaccinating anyone under 12, at least for now, which, of course, also raises the question, like, if this thing is so safe, you know, why is it not okay for kids under 12?
We took Potato in for his three-year checkup today, and we had rejected the Hep B vaccine that they try to push you immediately upon birth at the time.
we were like, no, he does not need a vaccine fresh out of the womb.
My kid's not hanging out in trap houses.
Yeah.
But yeah, you know, it's like at the same time, vaccines are how we're going to possibly protect our kids.
We won't go down the whole vaccine rabbit hole.
But I was like, yeah, I do kind of want my son to be protected against a, you know, a nasty virus that would eat his liver and possibly be transmitted from a toothbrush or a toilet seat, not to mention, of course, the more the more hairy stuff.
So, you know, I'm not anti-vax, but they're not giving it to kids.
And of course, this fall, we're looking at possible masks again and shutdowns.
And the nihilist in me is like, shut it all down.
More Gibbs.
You know, whatever.
Like, let the system eat itself in its own paranoia or its deliberate destruction.
And then a good friend of the show, Stan, said, what the hell is wrong with you?
No, I want my daughter to be able to live a healthy, normal childhood, and shutdowns are not the way to do it.
So props to him.
Good reminder that, yeah, this stuff, you know, we're all kind of, you know, accepting the end of the system at some point, but this stuff has real consequences for our kids and their sports and their socialization and having to wear a mask cool if they're not homeschooled.
It's really control.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they gave us masks.
They gave us masks for all of us because I had all the kids with us.
And I was like, what?
Like, no, like, I put one on and Junior put one on, and I spared daughter and potato.
I was like, I'm not doing that.
Yeah.
You should make your kids wear masks at home if they're homeschooled just to assert dominance.
This is training.
Very good.
Speaking of asserting dominance, Potato is fully potty trained.
He has been going outside or inside when the domestication instinct hits him.
And Smasher, I got to ask, how's it going with the twins before you get two more poopers under the roof?
They're not bad.
They're starting to get it pretty good.
Daughter, well, they went to my parents' house the other day and came back with the same underwear on and it wasn't too soiled.
Actually, I think it was totally clean.
And they were gone all day.
Yeah.
There you go.
It's hit or miss, though.
Like, sometimes they're still finding like a pee on the floor or something.
But, you know, I just rub their noses in it and scream at them.
Works every time.
Yeah.
Our secret, and this is one that my mom passed down, was bribery, you dumbass.
Just use bribery, gummy worms.
You get a gummy worm when you go potty.
Now, here in the country, I'm like, just go off the deck.
You know, it's fun.
He drops trowel and craps right off the deck, peas off the deck.
And if he goes number two, it's two gummy worms.
If he goes number one, it's one gummy worm.
And keeping the diaper off, of course.
You know, that I never read that long PDF about the secret magic trick to potty training your kids.
I was just like, ah, it's our last given time when the diapers were out.
You just take those things off and force them to dance around.
So it happened finally.
We haven't had a, even through the night too.
I was just like, eh, whatever.
I'll change the sheets if I need to.
He has not done that.
So hail potato.
Good luck, Smasher, getting those two twins.
I have no idea how long we're running because Jugal cut us off and we reconnected.
But last call for anything in the first half then before we go to the break.
Hearing none, we are going to consult one of the most immaculate examples of impeccable 80s pop.
So new Mr. Producer, Jackie Baby, please put on from July 1983, almost 40 years ago, and as possibly made famous by the karate kid, Cruel Summer by Banana Rama.
We'll be right back.
Things I can't understand.
It's too close to come when this heat is the bright and cool summer.
It's a cruel, it's a broke through summer.
Now you're gone.
The city's crowding, my friends are away, and I'm on my way.
It's too hot to handle, so I gotta get up.
It's a cold crusader.
Leaving me here on my own.
It's a cruel.
It's a cold crusader.
Now you're gone.
Gonna be the only one.
It's a cruel crusader.
Baby, leaving me here on my own.
It's a cruel.
It's a cold crusader.
Now you're gone.
It's a rule.
Crusader.
Leaving me here on my own.
It's a cruel. Crusader.
Now you're gone.
Gonna be the only one.
It's a cruel crusader.
Baby, leave me here on my own.
It's a cruel.
It's a cool crusader.
Now you're gone.
You're not the only one.
It's a cruel.
Hey, welcome back to Full House episode 96.
Dear listener, I hope you didn't mind too much the poor beloved doggo posting the rambling deliberations over Civnat versus White Nat and the choice of that choice 1980s pop classic there.
Junior Rolls's eyes.
I've had it on repeat, truth be told, this summer when we're hanging out in the valley.
Cruel summer.
Yeah, it's cruel summer, man.
You got to get it.
While we were on the break, I looked up to the eastern sky and saw big, beautiful, hazy Jupiter shining there.
Don't want to crack open the can of worms with our new producer about Jupiter versus Saturn, but I know that Saturn is supposedly bad.
So I'm going to go with Jupiter as good so far as I know.
And maybe I'll be corrected after the show.
1996, episode 96.
Of course, that was a great year to be a freshman in high school.
And Sam probably already had like eight or nine kids by then.
So we are, we are chock a block with a new white life because our people are so delightfully feckin' and doing the deed in defiance of the slavery they would have us live in and because it's been a while since the last show.
So first up to our very own Rusty and his delightful wife.
Just to give you a little bit of inside baseball about what our communications look like, Rusty sent me this photo.
This was his way of announcing the new white life to me.
He sent me a photo of his ugly, corpulent visage smiling in the foreground with his beautiful wife and angelic new baby daughter in the background.
And all he wrote was not gay.
So, okay.
If that's how you have to prove it, Rusty, you know, we'll take it.
All right, here you go, Rusty.
I think you're still gay, and you won't prove it to me until you got at least three or four more there.
So congratulations.
Because he copulates with women.
Oh, not.
Yeah.
All right.
Not that mean.
We can't go off the rails so soon in the second half, Smasher.
Save it.
Next up, congratulations to I Respect Mel Gibson.
He was kind enough to write in.
And he was one of these ones who gave us heads up way back in the day in the early days.
So it went all the way.
And he writes, our son arrived.
He aced all of his health tests and spends all of his time sucking on a boob and being adored by beautiful girls.
God, I wish that were me.
That's my ad-lib there.
What a champ.
I lost the circumcision over Underbet, though.
They only asked once as we were getting settled into the delivery room and never mentioned it again.
Thank you.
I respect Mel Gibson.
That's good news.
He says, my dad, however, is throwing a bit of a boomer hissy fit over it.
Didn't expect that, but oh well, we're thrilled to have this little guy around.
Imagine, first off, congratulations, IRMG.
We're just going to call you going forward on welcoming a boy into your lovely family.
Imagine being a grandpa and your son welcomes you, a new male heir into the line and being pissed off that he didn't want to slice that foreskin in the early days.
It's incomprehensible.
Once you take the circumcision pill, it's like, what are these people smoking?
Uh-oh, I see Sam there.
You're my son, and I love you, and I appreciate that you've given me this grandchild, but I can't believe you haven't cut his dick off.
This is, yeah, it's bootstraps training, you know, day one.
Chop, chop.
If you want a foreskin, you have to earn it, kid.
Sam's got a bunch in the hopper too, but I got one more here, and I got to read these lovely notes that we get.
It says, hey, guys, they didn't say, hey, coach.
That's the meme.
Sam always says, hey, coach.
My husband, who is Keck and Wolf, I recognize that sock from Twitter.
And I, Pretty Hate Machine, I recognize that one too from back in the day.
So I don't know if these guys were, you know, a tag team propaganda duo before or already pre-existing or if they met on Twitter.
Don't matter.
He said they have listened to the show since day one.
We have one son, toddler age, and we're happy to announce that another boy will be making his debut in October.
Lovely month to bring new white life into the world.
The pregnancy is going great.
Turns out I'm one of those women who genuinely loves being pregnant.
He's measuring a little bit ahead.
Maybe a pun intended there.
And we cannot wait to see our son become a big brother.
I do have one tip, if you could share it.
I mentioned it in YouTube a year ago, but that's all gone now.
It says, take your kids to a local farmer's market this summer.
And here we are.
It's July 23rd.
And July 23rd now.
It's not too late.
It's a great way to introduce them to taking pride in their community, expose them to all kinds of produce.
Sometimes the vendors may even let them have a small sample.
If all else fails, there's always at least one person selling homemade baked goods.
Thanks for putting out consistently great content.
Personally, I am looking forward to the Borzoys making an appearance.
Enjoy the rest of your summer.
Bless you, Pretty Hate Machine and Keck and Wolf.
Congratulations.
Keep that womb, I don't know, cozy and dry, whatever you tell a woman with one of the cozy and moist, damp, you know, appropriately humidified.
Sorry, I just stumbled into that one.
Lubricated.
Incubated.
Safe.
Yes.
Just keep it safe.
Keep doing what you're doing.
There you go.
That's all right.
That was medical advice.
Yes.
No.
Can we change that break song to WAP?
Just what I wanted to think about.
And such a glorious, such a glorious moment of the show.
And Smasher brings us down to the sordid Jewish treachery that's pervading our people's minds.
All right.
Sam, bring his name.
Bring us.
Yeah.
Get in the clown car shoot.
Of course.
Sam, have at it.
Yeah, we have a couple that is coming due in August.
And very moving, inspirational story.
The man is, first of all, huge fan of the show and a good comrade.
And his beautiful bride is coming due in August with their first child.
And this guy is impressive on every level.
He's a skilled guy who is a self-made guy.
And, you know, you hear sometimes some type of age when you're supposed to be like too old to be, you know, especially for the woman, you know, oh, you're getting to be towards some line in the sand that it's too late to have children.
And these folks are not at that line.
So they're coming up to it, but they were not discouraged by that.
And they're coming in well underneath that line, but they were bold enough to go forward and bringing new white life.
And yeah, it's extremely encouraging, inspirational to me.
And my heart goes out to them as they approach that due date next month.
And another fella who's maybe a little further out from our area, but a true believer, true Christian identity believer, and a good comrade, a very young man who's got a very interesting career and a very young wife.
And they're just starting out their married life together.
And they just welcome their daughter into the world in these last few days.
And again, just very, very inspirational.
Some smiles here.
And then in November, another one.
All right.
This is a bumper crop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our good comrade Nate from Wellington Arms, who's an extraordinarily dynamic guy I've got to know in recent months.
He's become a dear friend.
And I love the band Wellington Arms.
But he and his wife are welcoming a child in November.
And this guy is just like larger than life if you meet him.
And there's no way you can be discouraged about our prospects in this world as white people if you knew these three couples that I'm telling you about.
Well yeah, we will we salute Nate, Mr. and Mrs. Nate, and God bless them.
I hope to meet him someday soon.
And Wellington Arms, you said, Sam.
Interesting.
Yes, sir.
I'll make a mental note of that for perhaps later in the show, if all things.
That's right.
Broke Ass Smasher doesn't know anybody other than his wife who's got new white life on the list.
That's right.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Nobody doesn't already know.
It's just really not fair to me.
You just know everybody.
White nationalist dividend.
You know, it crossed my mind after we did the, we hadn't planned to do a July 4th show with everybody there because I never want to be like, hey, guys, let's stop the party and sit around the table from my show.
But everybody was game for it.
So I was like, all right, hot damn, let's do it.
I didn't have anything prepared.
I sat down.
It was funny.
Specter was sitting right next to me and we were comparing notes about how we do our show.
He has some show here called, what did I write?
It's called The Third Real.
I don't know.
Never heard of it.
No, I know.
It's great.
Is that like the two towers, like Hobbit, Lord of the Rings stuff?
I think it's about transportation and electrification, but Spectre is sitting next to me.
There you go.
Spectre was like, so how do you do it, Coach?
I'm like, all right, well, you know, this is sort of atypical, but, you know, I script the beginning and then I have notes.
I just use a Word document.
I don't have a 25-point PowerPoint like some of the real pros in the game.
And he was like, that's exactly how I do it, too.
So it was kind of cool to hear from him.
You know, just a little inside baseball there.
But the thought occurred.
I was like, I didn't want the audience to be like, oh, yeah, I get it.
Like you had some friends over and you should all network and get IRL or whatever.
But to your point, Smasher, it's like our Dunborn numbers are through the roof, right?
It's like, it's really sincerely a challenge to be a good friend to all these great friends.
Again, not breaking up my violin, but it's the point, the reason that I raise it is just that this is real.
Sam has always been very adamant about this and that it wasn't like this back in the day when you were a little bit more isolated or the crowd was maybe a little bit more risque, right?
Like we're up to our knees in not that there's anything wrong with the wild and woolly guys.
And frankly, I like to see them.
It's like having a particularly wild tribe on your side, right?
But just normal, healthy people coming out of the woodwork.
So anyway, if the audience thought I was beating them over the heads with networking, I hope not.
We didn't get any comments like that, but I just wanted to add that.
Lest anybody think we're losing, you know, or anybody should be discouraged.
Look at all these great people constantly.
I mean, all the people you had on that show, Specter and Braxton, everybody that was on there is, you know, and there's so many podcasts and so many things.
And like you say, it's hard to keep up with everybody and everything.
These are all good indicators to me.
Hell yeah.
And we got some of the nicest audience emails over the past week or two that, oh, man, like usually I don't forward them to my wife because it's like, yeah, okay, I know you got a show and people like you.
That's great.
But like they're just so heartwarming that I had to share them around.
And I'm going to read, I think I just got two of them here.
So bear with me.
This is not for self-flattery.
I couldn't write these if I tried.
And these are our dear listeners who we love sincerely.
This is from Capitan Tightpants, who has written it before.
And he says, I listened to the Handsome Truth episode the other day and finished the Family Matters episode recently.
They were some of my favorites.
But when I heard Handsome Truth's response to some of the positive feedback you had to share with him, I wanted to take the opportunity to share some kind words with the full hyphen house gang too.
Coach, you seriously are one of the best podcast hosts in the game.
Oh man, this guy really knows what he's done.
I can't listen to any other podcast because you've made them all pale in comparison.
I agree with your wife that sometimes you ask five to six part questions, but I've also noticed that you catch yourself doing it now.
Yes, I am becoming self-aware.
Regardless, I think lengthy questions just show your excitement about hearing from the guest.
Yes, or I am leading the witness sometimes, or I just want to show how smart I am by talking about all the possible options you could answer with.
All right, Sam, I always appreciate how you are referred to whenever wise words are needed.
And boy, do you have them to give.
Your devotion to your wife is something to envy, and so is your taste in music.
I also appreciate the CI perspective you bring to the table being Christian identity myself.
All right.
A little feather for your cap.
He has nothing to say about smashing.
No, I'm kidding.
Smasher, the witty one-liners and brash truth that you give is worth more than gold.
All right, screw Capitan Tight Pants.
Frankly.
Frankly, oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Frankly, I think you need a spin-off show, perhaps Fuhrer House, where you share the non-family-friendly version of each episode.
I genuinely hope work is going well for you.
I know it's been sapping lately.
Can't wait to hear you back on the show again.
Ask and you shall receive Capitan Tight Pants.
Oh, and here is one for our belated long-lost Mr. Reproducer.
He says, Don't listen to a word coach says that jerk.
You're killing it.
It's always a treat to get some of your literally killing it.
He was literally, he was dying.
Yeah.
All right.
The quality of the episodes is always top-notch, but I'd frankly listen to them if they were recorded on a cassette recorder.
Maybe this is a pat on the back that some of you needed, or maybe not, but there's something there would be something missing in my life without you guys.
No Shlomo.
I sometimes just drive around in my car by myself so I can focus on the podcast.
Wow.
All right.
All right.
Loser.
Yeah.
Don't abuse the correspondence, Coach.
No, he knows I'm joking.
Yeah, he listens to that and then he listens to Eminem Stan when we're not on the air.
You wrote me and you read me on the show, but you still ain't invited me to July 4.
All right.
He says, If my example goes beyond myself, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there that need your messages.
So if the thought that your efforts are worthless ever crosses your minds, cut that crap out.
Keep it up, fellas.
It's absolutely solid golden content.
Capitan Tight Pants, he says, I don't wear my pants tightly.
The name derives from the show Firefly, whatever that is, specifically Captain Reynolds.
So yeah, thanks.
Thank you, buddy.
We appreciate it.
And truth be told, my intro to this week originally, I sat down like a week ago and I was like, do we really matter?
Is this sort of indulgent and a way to entertain ourselves while encouraging the troops?
Or are we actually making long story short?
I scrapped it because it seemed a little self-indulgent.
And we've gone through this sort of thing, do we matter?
Are we making a difference thing?
And the answer is, of course, we are to a certain extent.
To what extent is a large regard up to the audience and what they do with what we deliver?
But The way we connect with people and when you get to talk to people out there in the world, whatever venue it may be, you know, we're definitely, we feel like we're, it's a meeting of the minds.
We're talking to the fans and the fans add so much just in the conversation with them that the show is certainly important and it makes you wonder like if we could properly promote this like on a nationwide or worldwide way, you know, where, how, how far could it go?
Because it's, there's a lot of people out there in the world that need this message.
Amen.
Yeah.
And I was sincere at the top.
Like, hey, if there's another show like this out there, please let us know.
We'll do some healthy competition.
But relatively family-friendly, white nationalist stuff.
Andreas' podcast actually up in Sweden.
It's very comfy.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's not really fatherhood and family.
Orian, yeah.
Exactly.
He's still on vacation.
He's like literally cutting trees in the woods.
Must be nice.
That's all I got to say.
Real quick, I forgot to tell the story when he was on, but the first Norwegian that I ever met, my wife and I were on vacation in Belize.
No, it's not that.
He's a Swede, by the way.
Sorry, I met Nord.
Those are like fighting words there.
Yeah, no, I know.
Yeah, and I learned this from this guy.
My wife and I are like playing some board game.
We were playing cards outside of this hostel.
It wasn't a student hostel, whatever.
It was a cheap hotel in Belize.
And there's this other couple, and it's like an Aryan archetype and his brown, rotund wife.
But at the time, at the time, it didn't even cross my mind that that was wrong or sort of a loss of his genetic inheritance.
Long story short, we hit it off with him.
It's a Norwegian Chad and also a Norwegian national.
She was adopted from Honduras or Guatemala as a baby or a child and brought up to the great white north.
And that's where we learned about Norwegian Swedish hostility and how many months they get off for vacation.
So Andreas, we see you there, buddy.
Get back to work, please.
We've got a race to save.
Mr. Producer was busting his chat to the oldest producer.
Peace be upon him.
But yeah, I genuinely miss Nordic Frontier.
And those guys, not to derail too far, they had a big court victory the other day that said that, no, something like they are allowed to own guns, like they are a legitimate group to some extent.
I'm sure I mangled that.
But hail Nordic Frontier and all of our brothers from the great white north to the great down under.
We see you and we love you.
And hopefully our Americanisms aren't too off-putting from time to time.
All right, I got one more here.
Speaking of international, it's a good segue.
I don't say segue.
That's a meme thing.
Hey, coach, this guy did the bit.
Just letting you guys know that your show is greatly appreciated even abroad.
I've been listening to Full House for a few months now after I saw someone mentioning it on a poll thread, and I couldn't have been more lucky.
Your show has given me the confidence and faith in our movement that I much needed being a still somewhat lost youngin.
You guys are so good and rightly living by the family-friendly show principle that I can even listen to the show while I'm with my girlfriend without her thinking I'm some kind of schizo maniac.
And she has been listening to some of the episodes on her own.
The last four out of five shows are truly the epitome of podcasts.
I wonder which was the stinker in that batch.
I cannot think of anything better out there.
Although you guys focus more on concepts like family and parenthood, young people like me can still gather much information from your experience and find inspiration in gentlemen like Sam to start their own family.
I just finished college in a tough field and I'm hurtling towards the most important phase of my future professional life.
Once I settle down and get everything going, I promise to drop you guys some well-deserved tips.
Don't care about the tips.
Drop us some well-deserved new white life there, brother.
He says, keep up the great work.
Much love from Portugal.
Hail Victor.
Wow.
AJ.
So, yeah, we're even breaking through to the non-white audience there, sophomore.
I'm just disappointed that his girlfriend didn't think he was schizophrenic before listening to you racist podcasts.
Yeah, he's not trying hard enough, right?
Right.
No, but hey, that's the magic in the sauce that we are brutally honest and normal guys and we try not to do too much meme speak and encourage new white life.
If that's all we do, we'll take that to our graves.
By the way, I do kind of want to be buried next to my dog.
I don't know about the rest of the family, but it's a nice sunny hill.
Could do worse.
Mountain Mama, take me home.
One day.
Not yet.
Not yet, dear listener.
All right.
Ruckus, how much has Full House meant to you in your life?
Let's keep this going.
No, I'm kidding.
I did want to go to you.
You know, you're a good friend.
Recently, I don't know if you're a long time friend.
Actually, it's interesting is that the first time I met you was last September, if you remember.
I do.
And I had not heard of you before.
I had maybe glimpsed the show's logo once.
I didn't listen to it until after I met you.
And I thought, oh, well, I met the guy.
I'll listen to it.
And I liked it.
A lot of times I'll listen to like a lot of the other podcasts everybody knows.
And I'll joke and say, like, oh, hey, honey, we're going a long drive.
I'm going to listen to my racisms.
And she's like, I don't know.
You know, some of them, women don't like it.
But I'm like, well, okay, how about I listen to my baby doll?
How about I listen to my family-friendly racisms, which is why I refer to it as Full House.
And it's like, okay, yeah, that's fine.
She loves it.
It's very family-friendly.
It's very informative.
It's very entertaining.
It's a lot better for people, I think, in the long run.
And I genuinely enjoy hearing about new white life.
I genuinely love those announcements.
So they actually meant a lot to me.
And I think I put chat there.
I actually was talking to Sam earlier.
And what is so excellent about our movement is our celebrities are real people.
Other things, celebrities, it's an act they put on.
They don't want to meet people.
They can't meet people.
They're not the same people.
I can literally go ahead and go up to any of our celebrities and be like, hey, how you doing?
Meet up, have a beer, have burgers.
Because we are real and we are normal.
Right.
That's right.
Yeah.
It's still a little bit jarring too when somebody comes up and is like, hey, you know, oh, yeah.
Oh, Sam tried to deny that he was a celebrity earlier.
You won't get that.
Yes, Sam's in the pantheon of rock stars and white nationalism.
I don't know if he listens, but I was talking to a guy the other day and we're aware, like we're in a, we're at an event where it's like clear that we're on the level, you know, nobody's there who's like a normie or whatever.
And we're just, you know, shooting the shit and gabbing back and forth.
And I just dropped one detail about my background and he and he like put two and together and he goes, oh, you're coach.
I'm like, well, I joked.
I was like, yeah, you're probably like, who's this boring, you know, dad talking to me on a couch here?
And then all of a sudden, but he remembered it from the Twitter days and all that stuff.
So hey, not going to lie, it feels good.
I'm not going to let it go to our heads.
Stay grounded.
It's actually very humbling, like, you know, that we're making some kind of impact.
How big is it?
Whatever.
I don't know.
But it definitely is making some kind of impact with people.
And they give back.
We try to give our best and they give back to us.
It's wonderful.
Amen.
And it's sort of like the cycle of life, right?
I mean, I'm here thanks to people who went before me and went hard and were brilliant.
We sort of do our own thing here where it's a little bit downhome and sincere, but not hokey.
We talk about family stuff, but politics as well.
You know, just random, random anons on Twitter who made brilliant observations.
And I was like, huh, can't refute that.
Doesn't seem wrong.
Seems objective.
Okay, I'm sold.
One of our good pals who's been a fan of the booster of the show from the beginning, he said, basically, I went from basic bitch conservative to full NS in less than 12 months, right?
Great.
So, you know, and he's one of the best guys I know.
So it happens.
We keep plugging.
It feels like we're not doing enough or we're not making enough progress or whatever.
But, you know, one of the, you have to start with the general awakening first and take it from there.
Mr. Producer says, Full House is rated G for general racisms.
Thank you.
Well, the people you meet in this thing are the cream of the crop.
Such talented and interesting people.
Talented 10th.
Yes.
Except for Potato Smasher.
Sorry.
No.
He knows I love him.
All right.
We have, I wanted to talk about guests that we have in the hopper and then segue to one little nugget that I heard from one of our upcoming guests that I had never heard before.
And it sort of sparked a light in my brain to mix metaphors.
But we will have the Borzois on shortly.
Can totally blame COVID for having to push that show when I was sick as a dog and feel better about it for, you know, just telling the truth.
I'm sick.
I can't do the show.
Turned out I had the goof.
Fascinatingly, out of the woodwork, a fan recommended a gentleman who was in the seminary to become a priest.
And I don't know if it happened if he was already racially aware or if it happened while he was in training, but decided to back away from that.
And that seems like based on the response on Telegram, people were like, ooh, that sounds like a good one.
So we'll definitely do that.
We, of course, have our two homesteader guys coming on.
Well, one is on homesteading.
The other one is on family-friendly nutrition.
We see you guys there.
We will get you in.
Someone from the Asraratu Folk Assembly is willing to come on to Full House to talk about their church.
Yeah, absolutely.
Definitely want to do that.
I don't know much about them, but at the same time, I have deep respect for what they're doing.
They seem to be following a very savvy, sincere course of action with their church and their victories and things like that.
Ruckus, I don't know if you have joined up with them yet, but it seems like something that would be up your alley.
I'll have to take it.
You don't have to comment if I'm putting you on this nine.
Yeah.
No, are they the ones that they had the church to use as their own?
And then the STLC or something Jews basically were trying to get rid of them because they said, okay.
Yeah, they're definitely base they should be on because they're good, but a lot of like the online Asatru groups are the Nazis don't get into Valhalla faggots.
There are only Nazis in Valhalla.
Exactly.
So I'm glad that those guys exist.
And I really would am excited to hear what they have to say.
Absolutely.
There's also the Asachu the AFA split into a couple of camps.
I can't remember the entire story, but basically racism is bad.
And so they split into two different camps.
And there's this whole big thing about it.
I don't remember all the details, but this was a couple years ago, even.
And it still comes up, though, in some of the pagan groups and stuff that I still kind of lurk in.
And, you know, I don't participate because I'm just there to read about whatever is worth reading and ignore all the other gay shit.
But yeah, they still, people will still bring it up and like they're really butthurt about a lot of it.
It's funny.
That's all.
I'm congenitally incapable of pronouncing their church properly.
Asaratu is the phonetic spelling, at least.
Asatru.
Asatru.
Just say AFA.
Maybe I spelled it wrong.
There you go.
AFA.
Americans for America.
No.
We have a guy who wants to come on to talk family martial arts.
Blitz is crying somewhere like, no, I want to talk about martial arts.
And we have a Russia hand coming on.
I was so excited to have him on that I actually...
Your handler?
Your Russian handler?
Ah, very funny, very funny.
No, but I was so excited to have him on that I blasted like 12 questions, you know, things that I maybe know a little bit about or nothing about that I really wanted to have answered.
And finally, this guy, right winger, who I first noticed him on Twitter, I don't know, a year or two ago telling healthy, original family stories from the kitchen table that would make, would put all of us to shame, you know, for their creativity and the thought put into it.
Because I'm sort of like a gut father, like, you know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, everything in moderation.
I don't read books about it.
I don't have, you know, whatever.
Just raise them healthy, keep them safe, et cetera.
But he said he'd be willing to come on.
And he dropped this just the other day.
And it was in reference to all this talk about red pilling your wife or finding based waifu.
How do?
Where do I find people who are like me?
And you can take that route, of course.
You can seek out someone who's already a like-minded thinker like you, but that's really fishing in a depleted pond or in an obscured one.
And he said, how do I meet a base girlfriend?
Answer, you make one.
And that was in response to somebody who started dating a Libtard, for lack of a better term.
And just, and this is a funny story.
He said before he ordered dinner, he showed her like his docs article and was like, this is me.
And she read it and she's like, media says a lot of stuff about a lot of people.
Doesn't mean anything to me.
And they hit it off and they're still together today.
So the opposite of the Richard route where he decided to date a Libtard and then became a bigger one.
Very good.
But yeah.
Jack, do you have to work on your old lady?
Or she's already fully there.
You just have to contain her conspiracy autism.
No, literally And, you know, commenters, please no bully.
Flat Earth and faking gay space posing.
Yeah, no, we're on the same level.
Truth be told, I'm still on the fence about the moon landing.
You guys make so many good points about it.
We're not going to go down that rabbit hole.
The earth is not just flat.
What else is it?
It's a weird cake earth.
Yeah, the audience was going to say, way to go, coach.
You invited the wolf into the hen house here, and he's going to distract you guys.
Do you believe all the stuff you talk about, Jack, or is a lot of it like you're thinking it out, or is it performance art?
Honestly, I believe pretty much all of it.
It's pretty much, at least lately, ever since I've been on parallels, it is so beyond convincing.
And I've done the research myself ever since I've been on.
Especially when it comes to flat Earth and stuff like that.
If you were to rewind about a year ago, I've been like, no, dude, the Earth is not flat.
But now I'm like, hmm.
But you saw Branson and Bezos up in the sky, and you could see the curvature of the Earth, didn't you, dumbass?
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of weird how, you know, the SR-71 Blackbird guys, you know, they had to wear the helmet so they can get oxygen, but for some reason they flew higher and didn't need it.
Kind of weird.
Yeah.
I'll say this, and, you know, obviously.
Well, we just lost Coach, and I'm just going to say the Earth is flat since we lost him.
But yeah.
No, I had a lot of conversations with Johnny IRL over the years, and I always operated from the first assumption, you're full of shit or this is crack pottery.
And then being the good friend that I am, I would always listen to him and give him a fair shake.
And by the end of almost all those conversations, I'd be shaking my head and be like, this guy has read a lot more about this than I have, and he's not entirely off his rocker.
There's a reason why the monoxide effect is a thing.
Like, even like the most, like, it could be the most like, quote-unquote, schizotier posting that you could ever hear.
But, like, my God, it is, it's convincing.
Back into the producer cuck shed with you.
That's all right.
You can bleep yourself.
It's just more work for you.
Yeah.
It's just more practice.
Serious question, though, to the GF.
You make them your own.
Obviously, you have dated, I assume, more than this is not your first girlfriend.
Have you tried other examples?
Let's add real value here, brother.
You have to do work behind the scenes and add value on Mike.
Lessons from the dating scene and ways you went about finding women, what worked, what were horror shows, you know, five or six part questions.
So I've found that in my past that trying to date anyone that is even remotely close to being in our sphere things is just not going to work out well because I've been pretty much overtly racist, whatever.
Ever since like shame, shame on you.
I know.
Ever since middle school, I mean, like, I still had friends.
There was like, yeah, you know, he's a Nazi, but like, you know, he's actually really nice.
But like, people who haven't known me since then, you know, it's kind of different, especially nowadays.
So my dating pool was kind of limited to, you know, flat earth races, GF, pretty much.
All right.
So you just, yeah, you, you fished where they were most likely to bite.
Yeah.
I mean, it kind of helps being the intern on a wonderful podcast, you know.
Yeah, absolutely.
A little bit of clout there for you.
Smasher was an obese incel virgin when he met his wife, so he's absolutely useless in this conversation.
Very good.
Yeah, only the test tube, baby.
But it just never had sex.
That doesn't ever happen.
Nope.
Never.
I would never defile myself.
Where do those kids come from?
Immaculate Conception.
Yep.
Or Odin.
Yeah, that's right.
And, you know, I often pass the buck on this issue because, A, I've been out of the dating game for so long.
What do I know?
Outsource it to other people.
And we talked about this in shows long ago.
And it sounds so cliche.
But, you know, I was in my early 20s and I was kind of just being myself.
And I sort of zeroed in on a woman that I thought was beautiful and attractive.
And, you know, heaven help me, it worked out and she reciprocated.
But you have to put yourself out there, right?
You have to go for it.
You have to be at least a little bit aggressive or a bad boy or offer something.
The nice guy thing.
I'm going to open doors and be polite and be respectful and bring flowers.
It was funny.
Even Blitzer Krieg's wife was like, no, don't give her flowers.
He was being a gentleman about it, bring flowers.
And she was like, nah, that's too desperate or that's too serious too soon.
So you got to put yourself out there and be a little bit aggressive if you're in the hunting phase, dear listener.
Yeah, I also found after you got to come out with like that Pepe Le Pew Genghis Khan energy, you know?
Is that what worked for you, brother?
Oh, yes, absolutely.
You're going to listen to jet song to them.
What the hell?
No showers and guttural chanting.
All right.
Well, hey, buddy, let's put you on the hot spot.
How did you don't get doxy, but how did you meet your wife and how did you reel her in?
Well, actually, that is interesting is because I wasn't always the very pro-white pagan I am now.
And I met my wife at a party and I said pretty much from day one, I was going to marry her.
And then it took me three years.
But there you go.
I went ahead when I was involved in more, you know, edgy, you know, I'm going to be in the dark arts kind of thing when I was younger.
She followed me along with that.
And then after I had children, you could say it activated my internsy or whatever.
And I started actually becoming more pro-white, pro-life, she followed me along with that.
So the thing is, to get a good woman, she doesn't have to be absolute big titty mommy, Nazi mommy GF.
That'd be great.
But to go ahead and have a good woman that will follow along and follow your lead, you can then just go ahead and do it.
She doesn't have to be perfect like that, and it's completely retarded to do so.
And it's like, just, in my opinion, it's going to, people cringe when I suggest it.
Figure out what are your absolute like deal breakers.
Like, you know, has she laying with a nigga or something like that?
How many have she had that kind of deal?
Yeah, those kind of things.
And then be like, okay, and then just go actually do go out to a bar, go out somewhere and meet people.
The worst that's going to happen is you wasted 20 bucks on beer.
But she's followed me from being negative to being positive.
And even though she hasn't understood everything, she's understood enough to follow my lead.
And that's what you have to do, is be an actual man and have that lead, which means you do have to know.
You can't be like, well, I guess I want a girl that's kind of bass and wants maybe this or that.
No, no, no.
You are the man.
You set the thing up.
I want you to do this.
Like I told my wife, I said, listen, you will not work a job.
She's not inclined to, but I said, you will not work a job.
Your job is taking care of these children and having more.
Good for you.
Was it a painful process?
You know, as your Nazi butterfly emerged from the chrysalis, did she change?
She did not chave because she was originally a very good Christian girl and ended up going with the pagan bad boy kind of thing.
And as I became more positive, she became actually a lot happier, a lot more relaxed.
You know, I'd lessen it.
Yeah.
That was a good thing now for me.
Personally, obviously, personal growth is a painful thing.
And obviously, I was kind of dumbass.
Sorry for profanity, but I was.
No, dumbass is perfectly okay.
Enough for me to do that.
Again, find a good woman.
I tell guys, if you really want to get into like, well, what should she look like?
A pretty face, big titties, because everything else, you can have her workout fix.
Follow your instinct.
I've said that too.
Like, if you're not climbing up a wall to be intimate with her, then I think that's a little bit of biology speaking, right?
And this is going to sound like a humble brag, but I had, quote unquote, a beautiful girlfriend or two that for whatever reason just didn't really rev my motor.
And then I met my wife and I was like, oh, man, I'm so glad.
This is 100% sincere.
I'm so glad I didn't settle back then.
So in a lot of cases, yeah, let biology, I won't get more coarse than that, be your girlfriend.
Well, I mean, I'll get a little more coarse, but not too much.
I've told guys that I've talked to, you know, just off the cuff before, there are two types of good-looking girls.
There's one's like, oh, yeah, I hate it.
And there's one's like, I'm going to go put a baby in that right now.
Please excuse me.
Yeah.
Nope.
Exactly.
And that's the one that's I tried to get my wife pregnant in high school.
Are we all face?
She's the only one that I was ever like, I'm putting a baby in you.
Yes.
On a long enough timeline.
That was correct.
Exactly.
We're, yeah, we're about to get cut off from Google.
So tell you what, let's cut it here.
We'll reconnect real quick and then bring this puppy home.
And I don't even care if this ends up in the show.
This was a surprise curveball that Google threw us that they're now time-limiting.
We won't be doing that first time.
Remember that I requested time.
Yes, sir.
We're coming right back to that now.
All right.
We're back again.
Second half after two rude awakenings this show.
The first, of course, being Google suddenly implementing a time limit on Hangouts.
It'll be the last time that we've used this one, which has always been good for audio quality.
But yeah, I'll be damned if I'm going to pay Google to use their services.
We got a backup already, thanks to our trusty new producer that will remain top secret.
Select compartmentalized information.
And we did seriously want to go to, I always forgot what SCI was.
It's like selected, compartmentalized, whatever.
It don't matter.
Showing my true colors or my old colors there.
Sam, we wanted to give you a chance to respond on Christian identity.
And I want to hear too genuinely, because I'll be honest, like, it's a little bit of a complicated identity.
Oh, shut up, Smash.
No.
It takes some deliberate thought concentration to go through the lineage and stuff like that.
And you've done that before.
And I really liked, you know, your framing before of like, let me put it this way.
If you get down with some of these ideas, you're either going to be a Christian or a white nationalist.
This is what brings us together.
And then there are plenty of retorts to that, too, which we don't have to go into.
But yeah, we didn't plan for that to come up on the last show.
So now's your chance, dear sir, to set the record straight.
We have a lot of CIA listeners, too.
I'm surprised that you are like, oh, yeah.
Well, and that's really why I wanted to make just some observations because somebody might wonder why do I feel I need to weigh in on this.
And I can only tell you that some of these same old tired things are said.
And to Christian identity people, it's like dragging your nails across a chalkboard.
It's like, oh, come on.
You know, can't you get past that point already?
So I know that for the Christian identity people, they would like to just hear somebody affirm a few things.
And maybe I could throw out a few points that are just food for thought to see what makes sense.
Some of those ideas that you heard on that other show or some of these ideas, which one are better explanations in your mind?
So that's why I'm doing this.
And also, Christian identity people feel like disrespected sometimes.
Maybe we're too thin-skinned or something like that.
But let me just give you this kind of example.
I've been hanging out with Ruckus here most of the day, and we talk about all kinds of different things, and we've had a good time.
At no point did he call me an idiot, and at no point did he call the things I believe in bullshit.
And those are things that I've heard on other shows.
Well, he waited until you reconnected to our call here.
Exactly.
And so I think that's what some people have that in their minds.
And they just don't understand why this is so difficult of a thing to understand, accept, or at least appreciate the viewpoint we're coming from.
So I wanted to just hit on a few ideas.
Now, this first idea, I'm going to say it really carefully because this is like we talk about the Fed posting and everything.
I don't want to come across like I'm Fed posting.
So I'm going to say this really carefully, but I do want to get across the idea.
And one of the ideas I heard brought up was about genocide.
And I wonder about the motivation that brings about the way that this is expressed, that the Jews who are in the Old Testament were the ones committing genocide.
And, you know, the thing is, as white nationalists, of course, what are we accused of?
That we're evil racist, that we hate, that we'd like to hurt people, that we would like to commit genocide even for crying out loud.
And of course, you have the Holocaust and the 6 million and all those things.
So I understand that.
I'm thinking maybe somebody has a motivation such as laying the groundwork.
Let's say you were going to be caught up, hemmed up in some kind of stupid case, just like things like we see in Charlottesville or any kind of case that could come up where there would be things alleged against a white nationalist.
And by laying the groundwork of saying, no, no, no, don't you understand?
We're not the genocidal freaks.
You're the genocidal freaks because your book, the Bible, the Old Testament, the Jews, you're the genocidal freaks.
See?
You know, and we're the good guys.
We don't believe in that.
We don't celebrate those things.
You celebrate those things.
I wonder if that's maybe somebody's motivation and trying to set up that kind of rationale as a defense almost.
Or maybe it's even done subconsciously.
But I can only tell you this.
That might sound good from your perspective, and maybe you're trying to show that you're a good guy and all that kind of stuff.
But in the ears of the enemy, that just sounds like when somebody laughably says, I have black friends.
It's the most unconvincing thing.
You're trying to convince yourself if you're making that argument.
And the enemy doesn't buy it, not one little bit.
So I just thought I'd mention that.
But now, talking about so-called genocide in the Bible, you have to understand that the fallen angels were cast out of heaven.
They lost their first estate and they cohabited with people, with the daughters of men, as it is called.
This is all things you can read for yourself.
So the angels practiced this so-called rite of the first night.
This is like, let's say you're a nobleman, and whatever the Latin was for most people know about it from Braveheart, yeah.
That's right.
And let's say the commoner wants to marry a woman.
Well, the nobleman gets to sleep with the woman before the commoner does.
So what does that mean?
That first child might really be the nobleman's child, right?
And so the fallen angels, they and the offspring and descendants of fallen angels who were so-called the mighty men talked about in the Bible, they spread their seed this way through not only through this way, but as we can talk about the right of first night.
And in fact, the Bible talks about this was the reason for the flood of Noah's time, was to wipe out these bastard offspring of men and fallen angels.
However, as many of us come to understand, the flood was not a worldwide event.
It was the world of the people that experienced it, but they didn't have the concept of a globe.
It was a flood that wiped out the world they knew.
Okay, so however, that doesn't mean that there were not the same types of creatures elsewhere in the world.
In fact, the Bible kind of very clearly suggests that there were then other people.
Anyways, getting around to the time of the Israelites when the Israelites would be told by God to go and wipe out some population, some area, that was because these were people that were this offspring of fallen angels and people, or fallen angels, and animals, even.
And so that's why they were told to wipe out the men, women, and the children, and even the animals, because these people and even animals sometimes had become corrupted.
So, if you want to try to make that like some kind of genocide and try to liken it to something else in some other point of history, I think that's being very silly.
But if you understand what the Bible is talking about, then you would understand why God would tell them.
And there were various types of situations, like let's say in the given population, they said they could spare the virgins in some cases.
So, it just depended on the particular group involved and the particular time involved.
But that's what the so-called genocide was in the Bible.
Sure.
Yeah, to the motivation.
I will put it out there that I don't think anybody was operating under subconscious programming.
Well, in the same way that people would say, I have black friends, you know, trying to make yourself the good guy in your own mind, which is, hey, I understand that.
You want to show that you're a nice person or you're a friendly person.
And you would never have to do that.
But it's also, you would never conceive of wiping out a race and stuff like that.
That all sounds nice, but the enemy doesn't care about that.
Very, very true.
But they also cry the victim all the time while they are punching you in the face, which biblical Jewish genocide, you know, giving credit to the questioners would be consistent with that, that they have actual, you know, presuming that those were the Jews of today.
We're not going to crack that whole note again.
That they have genocide in their original holy book, and yet they cry out about it today in order to bludgeon you.
That's the more charitable interpretation of, you know, questioning that aspect of the book.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, like I said, if you're going to ignore the thing of the fallen angels, and this is in the New Testament, too.
That's the other thing that is for Christian identity, people like dragging your nails across a chalkboard is when we say, oh, Old Testament bad, New Testament good.
You know, Christ almost the majority of the things he said were merely quoting and requoting the Old Testament.
He also said not one jot or tittle of the law would pass away or the sun and moon would pass away.
However, this, so I looked up this word Jew in the online concordance and I looked it up in an online concordance for the King James Version, New American Standard Bible, and my favorite, the Dewey Rheims Bible.
And the word Jew, the first appearance of it, is in Esther chapter 2, verse 5.
So if you know where that book is, that is a book that is maybe, maybe, something like in the year 500 BC.
This is long after the dissolution of the northern and southern kingdoms of the children of Israel.
So you can't call the Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, or any of the 12 sons or the tribes or Moses or any of them.
None of them are called Jews in the Bible.
You're just making that up now.
And so you can go check that out for yourself.
It's in any concordance.
So that settles that.
As far as the book of Esther, I heard that discussed a little bit.
And I was going to chime in on that too, because there are honestly problems with the Book of Esther.
Some people completely do not accept it.
That is not my position.
I do accept it.
However, I will acknowledge that there are parts about it or there are problems with it that does leave us not understanding maybe everything about it.
And for instance, Azaraus and Haman, those are actually Hebrew names.
The Persian king and the Persian names, the names of the Persian characters in the story, are actually Hebrew names.
And then names like Esther and Mordecai are actually Babylonian names.
So the names of the, as you would say, Jews in the story Are actually Babylonian names, and Azaraeus, Haman, and the other Persian characters have Hebrew names or Jewish names.
So that makes it kind of a little bit mysterious.
You know, Mardechai, I'm sure Ruckus will back me up on this.
Mardechai means literally son of Marduk.
And Marduk was a Babylonian deity.
And Esther is well known.
It's like Aoster.
This is like the name of a pagan festival as well as a season.
And it's also where we get our word Easter.
So those are just a few thoughts.
Typically with the Sumerian goddess Ishtar.
Yes, Ishtar.
It's the same name.
Now, another problem with the book of Esther that makes some people want to reject it is that, as I've read, these are things I've read.
Somebody else might have read something different.
But people cannot exactly line up like where in history does this really take place because the names of the kings and the historical settings do not line up with other things that are known in history.
So are we to maybe understand this story kind of like a parable, like Job, right?
Did the story of Job, is that an actual historical thing?
Or is it meant to be kind of like a parable?
Even the story of Adam and Eve and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and the fall of mankind.
These are all highly allegorical stories.
And so it may Esther is meant to be taken as, you know, kind of a fable or as a story that illustrates moral points.
But and that's that's what I personally think.
That is not a book we throw out.
We could just say we don't exactly understand what it means because of those problems with the names, problems with the historical setting, and things like that.
So that takes care of what I wanted to say about Esther.
As far as the Jews, like I heard it said, well, the Jews are the Jews in the Bible.
As I already mentioned to you, the word Jew appears first in even in your, let's put it this way, in the original version, it doesn't appear anywhere.
But in your English language modern Bibles, it, okay, so the word Jew is originally like the nearest word is like IEWE.
It was a French word maybe from the 12th century or something like that.
So, but so, you know, it's you got to really think of this in a little more deep way and things like that.
However, so who are the Jews?
Well, it is a historical fact.
Like I said, these things can all be looked up.
The Edomites were converted, conquered and converted a couple of centuries before Christ.
And probably in those first generations, they didn't like it very much.
But then again, the Edomites eventually found out they could make themselves seem more pious than even the Israelites that they were subjected to.
And eventually, the Edomites permeated and took over the priesthood eventually, like Herod, Herod the Idumean, he was an Edomite mentioned in the Bible there when Christ was born.
And there are other similar examples.
So who are the Edomites?
Well, the Edomites are the offspring of Esau and Canaanites.
Esau was the brother of Jacob, and Esau and Jacob were the offspring of Isaac and Rebekah.
And another thing that is commonly said is that Jacob was a usurper, he stole the birthright, things like that.
It's not true.
You can go read it for yourself.
Esau despised his birthright.
And Rebekah said that she would not be vexed by the daughters of Heth.
And that's the Hittites.
And at that time, the Hittites had mixed with the Canaanites.
And Esau went and took the wives he wanted from the daughters of Heph.
And that's why Rebekah didn't want Esau to get the birthright.
Jacob, on the other hand, married the woman that his father picked.
He sent him to the village where the father was from, where Isaac was from.
And he said, that's where you will take a wife.
You go talk to this person.
They will set you up with a wife.
And that's what he did.
Esau picked his own wives from the Canaanites.
And that's why the birthright was given to Jacob.
Anyways, Esau and the Canaanites produced these people called the Edomites.
And they were always at war with the children of Israel, who were God's people.
So who are the Canaanites?
Well, the Canaanites go back to, unfortunately, right to the beginning of the children of Israel, which is Judah.
Judah was one of the 12 sons of Israel.
And right away, he took foreign wives as well.
He took Canaanite wives.
And he, in fact, the prophets lament, God's voice through the prophets lamented that Judah had departed.
And we also have that an Israelite wife who was married to one of his sons.
Ur was killed, then Onan was killed, and then they wouldn't give her to Sheila.
So she got Judah drunk and slept with him and produced the twins Pharaoh and Zerah.
So many such cases, including in Full House Birthday.
And so she was an Israelite.
Judah was an Israelite.
And Pharaoh's is where we get the line that produced Christ.
But so, you know, you have those different mixings there of those bastard people that God rejected.
So that's where you get your Jews of the day of Christ.
You know, they did like they're doing now, which is to take the positions of power and to corrupt the good religion of the people and so forth.
So anyways, those are just a few ideas I wanted to put out there.
I hope the Christian identity people will feel like somebody spoke up on their behalf.
And anyone else who is listening, well, you could decide if my explanations make more sense than just saying, oh, the Jews are the Jews in the Bible.
Sure.
I mean, I do want to say that, Sam, one day I hope that you finally find some passion and read into these issues.
A little bit more notice.
I'm out of my element.
You make an authoritative point, and yet I'm more inclined to believe things at face value rather than an alternative history here.
You mean like the Holocaust, like the six million that died in the Holocaust?
There you go.
Yeah, Johnny tries that sort of trickery too.
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, okay.
You believe that?
Yeah.
Are you talking about white achievement?
Like, wow.
Yeah.
Are you telling me that my favorite Minecraft mod isn't real?
Why do you hate the white race?
Yeah, why do you hate the white race, Jack?
Yeah, bro.
Like, seriously, like, wooden doors, like, we had the best wooden doors.
That's right.
Well, you know, these ideas are not even new.
You know, they may be suppressed in our time.
But there's a painting you can see by Michelangelo where he has this Lilith spirit is coming off of this serpent-like creature wrapped around the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
And there's Adam and Eve being seduced by this spirit.
It looks like a woman, Lilith.
You may have heard this before, this Lilith spirit.
So that was, you know, a work commissioned by some religious person.
Who was probably hanging in some church for a long time that Michelangelo produced?
So, I mean, are you going to say that that painting wasn't produced or that knowledge wasn't in existence to understand things in those terms?
And now you have the Catholic Church trying to suppress the Latin Mass of all.
That's right.
Yeah.
No, no, let's talk about that for an hour.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you for that, Sam.
Sure.
Hey, you did a nice job.
I didn't follow it all.
I was trying.
And when it comes to these things, you know, the guy who says, I'm not a racist, just don't like them.
I'm not an anti-Semite.
Just don't like them.
Right.
Well, no, because during the break, we talked about, you know, are they actual demons or are they, as a not a wise guy, but a wise guy said the other day?
He's like, no, do not attribute supernatural powers to these sordid humans with evil and bad DLA.
I mean, they do have kind of dead eyes, dead black eyes.
The supernatural is real.
All right.
Oh, God.
There you go.
Can we bring back the old Mr. Producer yet?
I'm kidding, Jack.
Too late.
You're stuck with me.
Good deal.
We'll take you as you come.
All right.
Let's bring this puppy home right now.
We're going to go first to Ruckus.
Ruckus, thank you for joining us.
Unexpected delight.
And we'd be happy to have you back on someday, pal.
Absolutely.
Enjoy being here.
I would say, just real quick on the religion question: you can go ahead and try to be like, oh, it's not real or whatever.
But the best thing I say is like, go try it.
If you go to like an actual real church, you should probably feel something real.
There is something there.
It's up to you to determine what's right for you.
But more importantly, more white people in the world means more of real.
So make white babies.
This is a threat.
Nice fusion there.
I like what you did.
All right.
Smasher, my man.
Godspeed in the home stretch, brother.
You know, we're all pulling for you, and we'll help you however you need.
Hell yeah.
Next time.
Well, shoot.
I guess this will be the last show.
Maybe, maybe not.
There's no way I'll recover.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I see which way you're going.
No, you're not getting off that easy.
We want no, yeah, you can't type in the chat.
Just both, both new babies in your arms as they cry into the mic.
We'll do it.
But bless you and your wife.
Thank you.
And you're about to supersede me and Ruckus and certainly Mr. Producer and a whole lot of other people with four beautiful babies under your roof.
Mr. Reproducer.
Good job.
He's not getting off the hook.
Hats off.
Yeah.
I'm winning.
He knows that.
That is a threat, too.
Jack, thank you, sir.
Saving us from the treacherous now.
Long gone, Mr. Producer.
We're honored to have you on and on Mike, too.
Yeah, you know, I got to show the paranormis to your stuff, you know.
That's what I'm here for.
That's all good.
Yeah, we're not going to let the show get derailed.
And I mean no disrespect by that, but a little bit here and there, I think, is a little bit of spice.
It's okay.
We can mix it up.
Yeah, I know when to not spur you out and when to spur out, you know.
I'll be the decider of that.
Thank you very much.
And either way, I'll be able to edit it out either way.
And I get to say, cut your mic, Mr. Producer.
Yeah.
Shut up, retard.
I'm imagining the look at the time and then it shows the watch.
Spurg on it.
Every spot's a spurg on it.
Implying time is real.
I'll just say, oh, yeah, Google is time.
Google is timing us out again.
Yeah, show over.
All right.
And Sammy baby, thank you as always.
Honored to have you.
You turned off, Sam turns off the fans when it's showtime.
So he's sitting there sweating in his tidy whiteys and his white theater.
Ruckus, too, man.
You should see how sweaty that guy's getting.
He stopped coaching.
I had to throw towels over everything so I don't ruin his furniture.
TMI.
All right, Ruckus, you're not.
All right, Sam.
We'll try to get back on schedule here.
We'll have you back on next week, of course, as usual.
And to all the audience out there listening to this, I really don't know how to bring this one home with a snappy conclusion other than love your dogs, question allegiance to a system that hates you, be open-minded about religion, intolerant of Jewish tricks, and whatever you do.
Give your kiddos a kiss on the forehead if they're still under your roof.
If they're out of the house, God bless you.
We wish you many grandchildren going forward.
And if you're not in the game yet, reach out to us, listen to us, be the Chad.
Go and claim your birthright and make new births.
Full House episode 96 was taped on a perfect summer night, July 22nd, now July 23rd, 2021.
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Sorry, fam.
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Somebody said there is Islamic caliphate porn in there, too.
I don't know.
Somebody was like actually looking at the porn.
Somebody was looking at all the images.
Yeah, I know.
It's just later.
You were looking at the spam porn in the full house comment zone.
Yeah.
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Wanted to flag that a listener submitted an awesome piece to the Manor Bun recently about why he's a white nationalist, and it had to do almost solely with the fact that once he had beautiful white babes under his roof, he had no choice but to answer the call of duty and not stick his head in the sand like a gay, cowardly, retarded ostrich.
So close us out, and we'll get that up on fullhyphenhouse.com with cross-posting permission.
To close us out this week from the windy city, Sam, let you take it away here, please, sir.
Yeah.
Wellington Arms, great band, Out of the Limits, new song just come out.
You can find them on YouTube.
If you like this kind of music, check them out.
You can find stuff on YouTube.
I hear they're putting out a new record.
Check it out.
Hell yeah.
Go out of your own limits, fam, and have more kids.
We love you.
We'll talk to you next week.
Put them up.
White power.
See ya.
See ya.
Out of something out of the limit.
We're doing fine, we got the time.
Christmas time for you to wanna.
We just don't get it.
I don't think that we should live on my time to control your crime.
I don't focus, I don't know.
I don't mind that I wish I do.
We look fight back, stand together and find all final.
We just don't get it.
I don't think that we should live all my time.
So control your crime.
We just don't get it.
I don't think that we should live all my time.
your crime!
Out of something out of the limits.
We're doing fine, we got the time.
Questions are for you to wonder.
We just don't get it.
I just think that we should live it all out of time.