There is nothing more beautiful in this world than the idealism and fanaticism of young people when they, in their quest for truth, surpass their own parents in resolve and determination, when they demand from themselves much more than their parents ever did, and when their ultimate sacrifice puts us all to shame.
That was Professor Revolution himself, the mad Finn Kai Moros, with a reminder of what we perhaps should want for our kids.
We are the birth panel back in the saddle.
And yes, this is Full House.
Mr. Producer, let's see if this thing still works.
Everyone, to episode 91 of Full House, the world's most beloved and belated show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your 17-year cicada respecting host, Coach Finstock.
As a smasher meme the other day, they sleep underground for 17 years, come roaring into the mountains to do it, and then die.
Oh, screaming, screaming, doing it, and then dying.
What's better than that?
I am.
Explain further.
Yeah, exactly.
That's it.
Yeah, we should be so lucky.
Squad goals.
I am tanned, napped, and I've got two cold Keystone lights at hand.
And we're back with another Forest Humming two hours of laughs, tears, and no queers, at least so far as we know.
Before we meet the birth panel tonight, though, big thanks to maybe not this episode.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, we were going to talk about that.
Yes, we did have a homosexual guest on inadvertently, unknowingly to me, once during the past 91 episodes.
You can do the homework or try to figure it out if you want, dear listener.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks to Official Narrative Respector, sent us a kind note along with some support this week, and Melvin Goldfarb.
Suspicious name, but you know, we appreciate him all the same for their support.
Also, big thanks to all the listeners who expressed concern or anger at our unexpected extended early summer vacation.
That's right, folks.
We do apologize for the delay in the show.
It's been about two weeks.
True story, we were all set to go on schedule with the Borzois last Thursday, two Thursdays ago, and I woke up sick as a dog.
No lie, sore throat, all the fixings, et cetera.
May have been the KOF in hindsight.
And the reason I say that is because it lingered for a while into our beach vacation.
And then when I went to run the other day, I had no legs under me whatsoever.
I've run hungover, tired, a little bit sick before, and I never felt that gassed.
And I'm in pretty decent shape.
So we will find out.
I didn't need to go get a test or anything.
Maybe the next time I go to donate blood without symptoms, of course.
We'll see if I indeed had the Koof because I had been teasing that and tempting it for quite some time.
Anyway, so that's why we were late.
And then we had our early summer vacation.
The Finstocks and a few other fine folks went to the beach before Memorial Day, and I did not have the heart to corral everybody from their various fun and kids to sit down at the table and record an episode.
So that's that.
We're back.
Don't worry about it.
We didn't go anywhere and we are going to keep at it.
I also thought, I was like, we have to do a show for all the listeners and supporters.
That is enough of me for right now.
So let's go straight to our core birth panel.
First up, he is not yet old enough to fart dust, but he has become old enough to enter the brave new world of proctology.
Sam, are you walking?
You walking normally yet or still doing the post-visit waddle?
No, no, I'm all good.
You know, like I told you, I got a colonoscopy.
Woo-hoo!
Yeah, it's, you know, and all's well, that ends well.
You know, if you go and have one of these, I mean, the worst part of it by far is the prep.
Yeah, prep is expensive.
Yeah.
I just prepped for two hours before this recording.
Oh, go ahead.
You know, 24 hours beforehand, they got you on all these mirror laces and laxatives and all this type of thing, I guess, to clean you out.
And really, I have to lay some of the fault at our multiracial society for some of these instructions because if you ever had the reason to take one of these laxative pills, dulco lax, I mean, you'll be like the boxer, you know, hanging in the side of the ring.
No, no, mas, no mas.
I mean, it's and and and they they have you taking four of these.
And I was questioning that.
I'm like, listen, I've taken one of these before.
I don't know what I'm going to be like after four of them.
And not only that, but they got you taking a whole bottle of Mirillax and everything else.
But this is because all the damn Negroes, you know, because they're always all constipated and backed up because of their bad diets and everything.
And sure enough, I was in the room.
You know, they have all these different little separated by the curtains, but I happened over here next to me was a Negro woman.
And the doctor's telling her, like, I'm sorry, we just, we couldn't do anything.
I mean, you're, you're, did you, did you follow this?
Did you follow that?
Yeah, we're, and then he was going to put her on taking one of these uh dulcalax, not dulco lax, the mirror lax bottles every day for a week.
I'm like, oh my God, that's a lot of chicken wings.
Yeah, you think watermelon and the seeds and stuff would help with that.
But yeah, so, and and I've heard that before because um, my wife used to work at a uh um like a juice, a juice place, you know, where they make some juices.
And uh, they uh they, you know, she would hear Negroes talk about this, and and she was hearing uh one of them say that they were taking up to 10 of these pills a day.
I just think, like, if you if you saw me with the empty wrappers of 10 of these, look for the suicide note because that means I was trying to kill myself, you know.
Yeah, so so that, but really, the prep is the worst part of it because you because you're you're not eating and you're taking all this stuff.
But the procedure itself is like you know, 20 minutes or maybe 30 minutes, you're knocked out for it.
And I'm just saying all this to some guys might be uh hesitant or reluctant to go for uh the exam when you get to be a certain age, but I would tell you, nope, don't don't even worry about it.
It's it's uh no trouble at all.
It's the prep is the kind of the tricky part of it.
Sure.
So it was just age-based Sam.
You didn't have any butt problems yet.
No.
You're a kicky guy.
I didn't think it was any of that.
No, I got a clean bill of health in this regard.
And also, now this is just a pro tip.
When I go for the physical, I don't care for the doctor doing the prostate exam.
Right.
You know, and while you're knocked out, they could do it there when you're having this other twofer.
Yeah.
You get a twofer and you don't got to go through.
That would, to me, to be just, I'm sorry.
That would be too much for me to endure.
And the only reason, again, I'm mentioning this is because I worked with a guy one time and he was telling me that, nope, I'm never getting a prostate exam or colonoscopy or anything.
And I said, well, okay, I understand where you're coming from.
I feel that way about that too.
But this could be your life hanging in the balance.
And, you know, a lot of these things are entirely very treatable if they're caught early and all that type of thing.
And just think about it, especially the prostate exam is the one that he was really objecting to.
I said, you know, you could have it done in this way where it's not, you know, you're not going to have the bad feeling about it.
But so, but as far as that goes, once the procedure is over, you're good to go.
You don't even know that you had anything.
No soreness or no, not even the slightest.
And like I say, I went and celebrated my anniversary with my wife.
And it's been many years.
I'll just leave it at that.
Many, many years.
Congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
And but yeah, guys, I'm just mentioning it.
Don't don't feel bad about going and getting these things taken care of.
I think it's important to do.
Yeah, there's no homo in getting your prostate.
That's right.
No homo.
Prostate exam is really uncomfortable.
Smasher gets one every six months, just for the fun of it.
I had to get one.
I had to get a prostate exam for a school that I went to in the Army, and it was just terrible.
Doctor was like, bro, he was like, straight up, bro, I'm sorry.
You're too young, but like, we have to do this.
I was like, you don't really have to do this.
Just sign the paperwork.
He was like, I can't just sign the paperwork.
Just sign the paperwork.
That's like with hernias and physicals, right?
Like sometimes they're like, no, I really need to put my hand down there.
And other times they're like, do you have any discomfort?
Can you just cough?
And they're like, yeah, you're good to go.
Buy the book, Docs, or whatever.
Well, there he is after all this time.
He's husky.
He owns Huskies and he occasionally uses Husky tools.
Call him an Irishman, a radical, a Nazi.
It all rolls off him like water on a pane of glass.
But question his handyman skills.
And notice how he recoils as if he's been found out, potato smasher.
Welcome back, buddy.
Glad to be here.
Glad we're getting this ball rolling.
It was starting to get a little mossy on this rock.
It was like two weeks, but it felt like a really long time.
I saw Sam on the computer there.
It was like, oh man, good to see you, buddy.
And Smasher, not so much.
But Smasher, you had another loss in the family this week.
At least this time it wasn't your fault.
Lay it on the audio.
Another Smasher automobile smashed.
I was rear-ended, no homo, by a fat boomer and a Toyota tundra.
And he, my truck is shaped like a banana now at this point.
It's it's sorry for the F.
It's good where you got a full stop and he was at a full stop.
And, you know, we were in traffic.
I get like sometimes traffic can do like the gum band thing where everybody's stopping and going at different times and stuff.
But like I was at a full stop and I had to brake harder than like I like to, but I came to a full stop, did not hit the vehicle in front of me, and then he hit me and he hit me hard.
He had to be going 40 miles an hour at least.
And I still didn't hit the vehicle in front of me.
So like there was plenty of time.
Uncomfortable, one of those like, oh man, I hate driving in traffic moments, but like no reason that an accident should have occurred.
And his insurance and my insurance both were just like, yeah, 100%.
His clothes bad.
Was he cool about it?
Did he handle it appropriately?
Not at all.
He was like, bro, I'll buy you a new bumper.
Like, please don't report this.
I was like, dude, you can't buy me a new bumper.
My truck, my truck looks like a parentheses.
Were you able to drive it home?
Yeah, yeah, it's drivable.
My wheelbase is about two inches shorter, but like it's drivable.
The new compact truck you got there.
Yeah.
And you got roughed up too.
So it's amazing.
I hope it's not a full house curse, but that's exactly what happened to me last fall.
Full stop in a pickup truck.
Only I caught a tractor trailer into the back, but I don't know if he was going as fast as your offender.
So you got to do the whole thing, get the rental car, get the legitimate pain and suffering, or yeah, and then get the money for the whip and start shopping again.
I need a pain and suffering payment for my son because I think he likes my truck more than I do.
Oh, and I pulled in and he was like, Daddy's truck is a boo-boo.
And I was like, Yeah, daddy's truck is a boo-boo.
Yeah.
I don't think it's getting any better.
Good luck, buddy.
I'm glad you made it out of that.
It's real quick on cars.
I was driving the minivan two weeks ago just to the post office and back, and I'm driving and I hear the engine starts to sound funny.
Click, And I'm like, well, no, it's got 100,000 miles on it.
I'm not going to pull over just for a click, click, click.
And then the low oil pressure light comes on just as I'm pulling into the post office.
I pull off, look underneath, and there's just oil gushing out from underneath.
Like, holy crap, it's not that far from my house.
So I immediately got the mail, rushed back in the car, and went home knowing that I was gambling, like driving on an engine with low oil.
Made the calculated decision that I could make back sort of coast home without oil in the engine or a little bit and just shut her down and got her towed to the shop.
And they said that the oil drain plug was completely gone.
And this was not the vehicle that I did the intrepid oil change on.
So I don't know what's up with that.
At first, I was like, was I sabotaged?
Did somebody sneak under my car to remove the oil plug?
Can you bottom out on rocks?
Because I do bottom out occasionally in that thing enough to knock it out.
Or did these people just not put the drain plug back in properly?
My bet is the drain plug wasn't put back in tight enough.
Because if you bottom out and your drain plug goes missing, like part of your oil pan is probably also going to go missing.
Dinged up.
Yep.
So she lives, popped a new battery in there while I was there.
So now we're back to full speed.
And we are back to full speed on Full House as well.
Mr. Producer, the old Scalawag himself is at the control panel.
And this week, lots of time to think.
We've got tons of material, but I wanted to start with something that I think is relevant and important for us to hash out.
And the birth panel is perhaps divided on it.
And that's this idea that I keep seeing and hearing increasingly in our circles, in our chats, in our talks.
And that's the idea that we, meaning pro-whites, white nationalists, whatever you want to call us, are destined to win, that we're winning.
And it's only a question of when and not if.
And being a natural skeptic and a cynic, this always kind of chaps my ass.
For the first part, I don't feel like it's true.
I still feel like we are getting our asses whipped left and right, you know, losing the election, even though Trump wasn't our guy, FBI, political persecution, censorship, all of that stuff on paper, at least, is getting worse and intensifying.
And then the other thing is that I think that attitude is kind of dangerous.
Like if you think that we're winning and we're destined to win, does that reduce your incentive to fight, to struggle, to make sacrifices?
I do worry about that.
If I feel like I'm getting beat up and getting smashed, my motivation would be to fight back harder or run and get to a safer place.
And if I think I'm winning, you know, you're killing another team, 9 to 1, 10 to 1, real Little League Baseball playoff hours here, then, you know, you sort of lower your guard and let the other team sneak back in sometimes.
So it doesn't feel like to me, we've got the Jews on the ropes, and I worry it's a dangerous outlook to have, but I know very good, smart guys with this opinion.
So Sammy Baby, you know, you've been at this for a long time and the white race is still kind of on the ropes if I look at it on paper analytically.
Well, yeah, just to address one of your last points there, if you want to know when we're winning, it's because people are joining the effort or joining the team.
I hate to say joining the movement, but however you want to phrase it, that is a sure sign that things are good is that people are lining up to join and trying to get in.
The other thing is when we're winning, the persecution will be worse because if we were inconsequential, they would ignore us.
If we didn't matter, we would just be some kooks that they would ignore.
Good point.
So there's that.
But as far as winning, you know, you're begging the question exactly what does it mean by that?
So I'll just give a couple of quick anecdotes or at least one idea that comes to mind.
I'll tell you what bad looks like.
Bad looks like me as a teenager putting cash money in an envelope and mailing it to then West Germany to buy a record that I would have to wait up to eight weeks from getting it from one of the one of very few sources where you even could get such material.
I'm referring to Rockarama Records very famously from Germany.
And so that's what bad looks like.
Now, there are more websites selling records, tapes, and CDs, t-shirts, books, soap, you know, whatever it is that you want.
There are more sites, more podcasts, more books than you could possibly consume.
This is all evidence of things going in the right direction.
But as far as are we winning, I would have to say, well, what does winning look like?
And so there's some kind of long-term thing that we have total hegemony and we've defeated the Jews and driven out the Negroes and all that type of thing.
Progress toward a white state would be my definition of winning.
Yeah, concrete, actionable, you know, toward, actually, there's a book called Towards the White State or yeah, something like that by the good Omira.
I'll put that in the show notes.
I haven't read it, but I don't know if it's recommended yet.
All I'm saying is things change.
And even the idea like having an all-white country, what does that mean exactly?
You know, because we might be thinking of too much like 19th century risk game, you know, of this, like, you know, we may have like, you know, there things might be much more broken up into smaller pieces, you know, and we could easily control a piece.
We're controlling a piece right now by having this show.
You know, many of us, all we do is interact with not only white people, but white nationalist people.
We hang out with social groups, we go to gigs, we attend meetings, we are on a show, we listen to a podcast for all intents and more chats than we can keep track of.
Yeah, literally, we were talking about putting on a party the other day, and this is going to sound like a humble brag, but it's absolutely not.
It's a white pill.
And my wife and I looked at each other in horror, like, good God, like, we can't possibly invite all the people that we want to invite and love.
It would just numbers would be too big.
Yeah.
Whose feelings do we hurt?
Yeah.
I mean, there's, I mean, the Smashers are not going to get invited.
That's the easy call.
But yeah, well, I don't need an invitation.
I'm just going to hear it through the grapevine and just show up and have the ball.
Somebody reach out, Smasher.
He was like, well, I heard it from this guy who told this guy who told me.
And he's like, I don't want to invite myself, but I'd love to come.
I was like, I'd love to have you, buddy.
But good God, like, we got a problem here.
I don't want to derail.
Go ahead.
But, you know, to touch you always say national socialism is inevitable.
That's like almost your tagline.
Yes, that's just true.
But I'm not going to touch.
I just want to touch on Sam's point and then let him keep going.
So, like, I would, I, I would never have to interact with Normies if I didn't choose to, even for work.
Like, I get emails all the time that, like, hey, man, I need this done or that done or whatever.
Can you come do it?
And I'm just like, you live a 27-hour drive away.
No, I can't do that.
But, like, I, you know, it would, I would never have to talk to a Normie again if I didn't want to.
I could live in the white ethnostate as long as I just like didn't talk to anybody at the grocery store.
Yeah, sure.
So, so, what I'm trying to say is with the changing technology and everything, what does it mean to really have like a white state?
You know, I would, I would argue we have it in a way right now.
And yes, we certainly'm looking towards the long-term goal, which means defeating or at least defanging our enemies so they can't hurt us and disengage and disengaging, disengaging from the sick society in as much ways as we can.
I agree with the long-term goal.
And the thing that maybe, Coach, you're saying, like, how close are we to that?
Really?
Is it really inevitable?
Sure, that way.
But also, I think we should take advantage of the near-term things that we have achieved.
And that is going along the same lines of what I was saying, is that the enemy would like us to be isolated and in fear and demoralized and all that type of thing.
And sad to say, there's many white people who are like that, whose lives do really lack a lot of meaning.
And they are completely de-rascinated and separated from the culture of their people and the spiritual ideas of their people and all that.
But we are connected to all of that.
And that is one thing they would have loved to deprive us of.
And it's something we have taken.
So we enjoy a certain victory right now, and we should not lose sight of that.
We have each other.
I attended this great gathering of men recently.
Maybe I'll talk about later a little more some ideas I had from it.
But there we were, just all our guys for all those days in a row together, having laughs, having wonderful, intense conversations and doing fun things together and working and eating and living together.
That is something that somebody is wishing that they had and wondering if it's possible.
And here we are doing it.
Yep.
Yeah, we have listeners, of course, who are isolated and have no IRL people to talk to.
And then, of course, we have people who are networked in.
I don't need to bang that drum again, but we've gotten, I mean, the requests are off the charts from NJP to pool party to other things.
Stop being online.
Stop being online.
It really helps.
Even if you just do it from a selfish perspective, like going back to starting a pool party, like I need to know competent men in case this thing goes belly up, right?
It wasn't purely that.
The rewards are far greater than that, but it is an insurance policy.
Yeah, to your point, Sam.
Well, I'll get, yeah.
I mean, I frankly was, it was partially the illness and just physically feeling crappy, dragging on for a week and onto the beach.
It was partially, we can maybe talk about this later.
We didn't talk about Cash Gernon, the four-year-old boy who was brutally, brutally slaughtered by a 18-year-old nigger who his lawyer is now claiming he was schizophrenic.
So they're going to try to get him off.
Of course, he's schizophrenic because he's a stupid nigger.
I think lawyers have got this figured out that niggers can just plead some sort of insanity or incompetence and just get away with it.
They've got that figured out now.
It's in their nature to be this way.
And how long do people need to go before they understand and accept this?
Yeah.
And with your helpful diagnosis, Sam, as a melancholic, I'm literally sitting there on the beach like, how can I be on a vacation right now when four-year-old boys are getting murdered in the streets?
We can talk about that specifically later.
But I actually saw a heartfelt note from somebody, zero attribution, and I'll keep it really vague.
But he really opened up and he said that he was feeling extraordinarily black pilled personally, but also the state of the race, the state of the country, drinking to medicate and just utterly losing motivation.
And it's funny.
I usually drink more when I'm some people drink a lot when they're sad.
Some people drink a lot when they're happy.
Same thing goes for food.
When I'm sad, I'm not even interested in drinking really like that.
No, I'm the same way.
To me, having a drink is about good times and about being together with friends and stuff like that.
So I'm with you on that question.
I don't need a hangover on top of sadness, but this guy said what snapped him out of his funk, and I don't even know if he's a listener.
He went to a graveyard.
So go to a graveyard, Faggots.
And he had a moment of clarity and realization looking at all those names, the birth dates, the deaths, the couples buried next to each other, some of the achievements, the veterans.
And he had what seemed to be a little bit of an epiphany that, you know, they're down there.
I'm up here.
And there's no reason for me to be crying into my beard when I'm still around kicking and our fate has not been written.
You could go to a Jewish graveyard and think about all those dead Jews.
Yeah.
Well, like you're saying, it's only when the person is isolated and they're in this framework of they're only looking at the negative.
You know, one of the things I'll just mention quickly that I wanted to mention a few more things.
But when I was visiting, when I was out at this event with all these excellent people, then I, of course, being I was out for so many days, I was lining up where I was going to go to Mass on Sunday.
As you know, I'm a fan of the Tridentine Latin Mass.
So I hooked up with a place out there and I went in there.
And again, it was the same thing I said a few shows back.
I was in this place.
The place was absolutely packed out.
with families with tons of little white kids.
So if you were there, if the man you describe was there with me, you would not be blackpilled or discouraged.
You would see all this potential in front of you and all these families doing wonderful things.
I was sitting right behind this one family and there were six kids and I swear they had to be all exactly one year apart.
That's how close they were in size, you know, and there was the mom and the dad.
And you know what?
I'll tell you something about the moms.
I think some women, they're afraid, like, oh, I'm going to have all these kids.
I'm going to lose my shape and things like this.
I've known a lot of women, a lot of mothers who have had many children, who have had children and many children even.
And I would say those women, even later in life, they never lose their womanliness.
Absolutely.
Yeah, more.
So this is not coaches' self-therapy session, although it is good to talk about these things because I think there's value added for the audience because I am not alone.
There's a lot of black pilled or, you know, situationally depressed or sad people about our prospects.
And I actually, I was able to respond to that guy and I said, usually when I have those dark feelings, I call it the dark shadow that looms sometimes and sometimes is gone.
The first thing I do is I have the self-awareness to tell myself that this too shall pass.
This is, I don't think it's chemical.
I think it's actually, you know, news and situational.
The Cash Gernon thing really shook me up.
But tell yourself that, yeah, you can and will snap out of this unless you are seriously chemically depressed.
And that's a different story.
The second and arguably most important thing is to remember what the enemy wants you to be like.
They want you to be a sad, sack, self-indulgent, wallowing pussy crying into his beer and not doing things to improve yourself, to network with other people and to get the show on the road.
I told somebody the other day.
Yeah.
If you ran the news media, you would put out stories and articles to make Jews feel like crap.
You wouldn't do it for blacks because they're just too dumb statistically.
They just can't feel like stress and whatever.
They're too stupid.
But you would do it for Jews because Jews have a high enough IQ to feel depressed and anxiety and all these things.
And if you ran the media, you would put out propaganda in order to make Jews be blackpilled.
And that's exactly what they're doing to you.
The news is not for you.
It's for them.
Exactly.
And also, and the other thing, and I forgot to mention this to him, but when you have children, especially young children, you one, don't have the luxury to just sit around and be sad all day because they inevitably need care and want to have fun.
And to all those guys with anxiety about having daughters out there, a hug from your daughter will warm your heart more than any story about a Weinstein going to jail or a Ginsburg biting the dust.
So That's what you know.
We're not going to breed ourselves a victory, but hugs from your kids and reading them a story will snap you out of it.
With the acknowledgement that some people are actually clinically depressed and they need more than hugs from their kids, something my wife said to me today, it was like, What did we do before we had kids?
Like, oh, how did we, how did we laugh for like you know, any of these things?
Because they were just being like, Oh man, they're just running around being cute and funny, and like they're talking to each other.
And like, no, this is mine.
Well, no, this is mine, and like, just all you know, all that stuff.
And it's just like, man, what did we do before we had kids?
We must have been nerds.
Oh, we sat around watching Netflix and having cocktails and seeing the world in our case.
Yeah, yeah, but like now we do that with kids, and it's great.
It's easier with kids, but even if you, the listener, uh, were somebody without kids, I would say your fellow man, your fellow white man, needs you in this way, anyways.
So, just like you say, you're you're not, you can't afford to be down around your kids, anyways.
Well, yeah, you know, really, you can't afford to be down around your pool party guys either, or down around your mates, or whatever you want to say.
You, you know, we owe it to each other, and that's that's where this community thing is so important, and and that's why feeling isolated and out on your own and all that stuff is so bad.
And there are, yeah, there are tons of green shoots underway.
Everybody knows about the networking, people know that the NJP is happening and growing and lots of other stuff.
The publishing, we have like multiple publishing houses now.
Uh, we got people coming out of the work, uh, we've got industries and job networks and things like that.
So, and I can't believe you're blackpilled, Coach.
I can't believe you're blackpilled.
Well, just to be like, look at this laundry list of wonderful things that show like legitimate progress on paper, but like the news media blackpilled me because that's its intention.
No, and then I did.
I sat there and I said, Okay, hold your horses there.
You're married to a wonderful, beautiful, smart, fierce lady.
You've got three attractive, intelligent, healthy kids.
Your 15-year-old dog is still ticking despite pissing in the house all the time, and you live in an awful way.
Yeah, that said, you know, we so quickly forget the good things, you know, that we should be happy about.
I mean, look at my call and ospi came out playing.
Yeah, we didn't even get to the resin.
All right, yeah, exactly, right?
And I haven't even been to a Jewish graveyard yet, I haven't even tried that.
I'm going, I'm going to boy graveyards like a chump.
I want to touch on Jewish graveyards, just go and don't do anything illegal.
Just go bask in the greatness that they're all dead.
Rock yourself with one of those rocks that they put on the wake yourself up.
I want to touch on one thing that Sam said that he probably wasn't really trying to make a point out of, but about women when they have kids losing their bodies.
Like, that's that's gay.
Uh, you know, my wife, we have a set of twins and then a set of twins on the way.
Like, my wife has been gigantic, and she's a tiny little thing beforehand.
And I still think she has a great body.
Uh, not to mention that me too.
Yeah, thanks.
I had to, yeah, hey, but not to mention, like, some of the things that I particularly enjoy have have probably more than doubled at this point.
But, like, any of the stress and stuff that like having children has put on her body doesn't even register with me because we created children and like I was a part of that.
Uh, how could I ever hold something like that against her when it's not really in her realm of control?
And ultimately, she is sacrificing her body to give you children.
One of the greatest, besides like your mother giving you the gift of life, like this is the next greatest thing that somebody could give you.
How could I ever be like, oh, you have like a little extra skin here or stretch marks?
Like if that bothers you, then you're gay.
Like before you wreck your marriage.
Yeah.
Right.
Like if I hear you, if I hear you say something like that, like I'm going to hit you with a baseball bat just straight up.
Yeah, dude.
Stretch marks back.
Stretch marks for a woman are like a cool battle scar across the there's nothing nothing against that whatsoever.
And not only as long as they're not from getting fat.
Yeah.
From being pregnant and delivering children, not just from being a fatty.
And not only physically attractive, but I'm just even commenting on the character and the way women carry themselves who have been mothers and especially the more children.
It just seems to bring that out more.
I don't know how a husband couldn't totally be in love with his wife in that state.
This is something that I said to my wife while we were on vacation.
The one night I was like ready to party.
She wanted to go to bed.
So I did go to bed with her, but I talked to her until like five in the morning until she was like, Michael, please shut the hell up.
I have to wake up in the morning with the kids.
And I was like, okay, I'm sorry, babe.
But one of the things that I said to her was that like, you know, I loved her as my wife and I loved her a lot and I still do.
But now that she is a mother and she has given me these wonderful children, we have these experiences together, like I love her way more now as a mother than I think I ever could as a wife.
If we spent a hundred years together as a husband and wife with no kids, I could never love her as much as I love her now, almost three years into being parents together.
Amen.
Right out.
Yeah.
And we have a lot of wonderful, too much wonderful male that I have to read at the second half just because it's from old fans, good, good, heartwarming stories, new white life on the way.
So that's a teaser.
Don't you dare go anywhere after our epic break music this week.
National socialism is inevitable.
Yeah, I wanted to go back to that.
Yeah, Sam, I wanted to then talk on that just for a second.
When I've had discussions with people, especially people maybe who are not all the way over and stuff like that, this is, it's like a math problem.
This is just the way it works out.
It's not like the way we want it to work out or should work out or whatever.
It's the way it does work out.
So if you don't want to work the math problem right now, maybe in a year from now, you'll work it or five years from now or 10 years from now, it will be the same math problem.
Either way, it is inevitable.
That I still dispute.
I don't think anything's inevitable, no fate, and all that.
But go ahead.
Go ahead, Smash.
Tell me why it's inevitable.
So we're not going to breed our way out of this, but for the most part, Libtards are not having kids.
They're adopting kids and raping kids.
So that's, for the most part, the only two ways that they reproduce.
On the other hand, we are having a shit ton of kids.
The anti-white propaganda continues to be pushed and is getting elevated more and more to all new heights, more and more deniable.
It's helping us, if anything.
It is helping us because a lot of people, I'll say a lot of people don't understand the Jewish angle, but they are seeing the anti-white angle and they don't like it and they're pushing back against it, regardless of who they think is pushing it, right?
But that's step one.
And for the most part, we don't need people to agree on the Jewish thing as long as they agree on the anti-white stuff because one follows the other ones.
Yeah, eventually they'll get it.
Yeah.
On a long enough timeline, like everybody is an anti-Semite.
That's what I mean by inevitability.
I don't know if it's one years or 100 years or whatever it is, but National socialism is the correct answer to the problem.
But we get, we, we, we, we're in a situation where we are, for the most part, the only white people that are truly reproducing at a rate that means anything.
So, on a long enough timeline, there are no white people that are not anti-Semitic and pro-white.
So, Mike Enoch said on a show recently, like, yeah, you know, you hear about the white birth rate, which is going up, by the way, but you know, when you factor out these liberals and faggots and whatever, when it's more like, let's just say very generally, people on the right, which I would include like religious people maybe and stuff like that, our birth rates are well above replacement levels.
So, you know, take that as a coach, take that as a white pill antidote to your black pill.
And when I was, yeah, when I was thinking about it, I thought, well, all right, we have several factors concretely, legitimately on our side.
The first is truth.
We care, aside from the survival of the race, we care probably and our families, we care third most about being honest about the way things are.
And that is nothing to scoff at.
Truth, I do believe, without any need for religious justification, does ultimately win out over lies.
Good wins out over evil if you fight hard enough.
We have conviction on our side.
Every single guy I know in this, 90%, whatever, would not trade it, would not turn, would not cower, would say, you're going to have to kill me to get me to give up my convictions.
And then, of course, courage too, because people who get involved in this, there's no pussies or cowards in white nationalism, at least none who stick around for the long haul.
And that's an intangible that goes in our column as well.
For sure.
They're like, are we going to breed our way out of this?
No, of course not.
But are we going to be the only ones that are breeding?
Yes.
Sure.
Yeah.
I can't wait until those 2020 census demographic stats come out, which will, of course, be black pilling at first when you see the progress and then you realize, yeah, who, who among the whites, the religious and the Nazis are breeding.
There's like 200 million white people in the United States thereabouts.
If there were only 25 million white people in the United States, but every single one of them was pro-white and 10 million, 7 million other more anti-Semitic, like we'd be in a pretty good spot.
Because at least at that point, you're stuck with people that have the political will to actually accomplish something.
Right now, we have 200 million people and not even 25% of them have the political will to actually do anything.
Yeah.
Well, that's another thing.
Not to ignore the other factors, which are bad, but just to throw one thing out there.
There have never been more white people in the history of the world than now.
I understand the percentage has changed, but there's still a lot of us here.
Yeah.
And the stories from our guys with their artful, honest engagement with MAGA people, with conservatives, with the glaring hypocrisy of Israel and Palestine and ladybugs, Graham, saying more for Israel after he opposes our budgets for being too expensive.
And that he literally stands there with that dumb, gay goy face next to BB, whose ass is about to be on the way out, inshallah, saying more for Israel.
It's never been a better time to talk to people and win them over to our side.
A quick white pill.
I think I mentioned on a previous show that I was just having a conversation with a local guy and we were playing FTSE.
Yeah, it was with the Sewell episode, right?
Yeah, we were having WN foreplay, and I worried that I had gone too far, that he wasn't ready.
May even be listening to this now because I eventually just manned up and gave him some links.
I gave him NJP, the hyphen, national hyphen justice, and I said, and I got my own show too.
And he smiled and shook my hand.
And we may be getting families together in the next month or two.
So I'll leave it at that.
But I was worried I was going to spook him.
And so far, so good.
Yeah.
There are a number of people in the industry. that I'm in that I'm tangentially connected to.
Some of them I've met, some of them I have not, that all know my politics.
And more than one of them now donate to multiple causes, including the NJP.
Hell yeah.
Good.
Speaking of the, speaking of the kiddos, I wanted to circle back to that Kai Moros quote.
And Kai Muros, in particular, too, is relevant here.
We were talking before the show.
He makes a lot of what I consider white-pilled assertions that our victory is inevitable and the backlash will be.
I don't know if I can do a Finnish accent, but the justice will be swift and distributed widely.
But he wrote that quote about youthful enthusiasm.
When I first read it, I didn't like it because it reminded me of young red Chinese kids going around with their red books and snitching on mom and dad for being not enthusiastic enough for the revolution.
And it also made me think, well, no, I don't really want my kids to be these fire-breathing WN radicals.
In my heart, I kind of want them to have maybe normal lives where they can raise a family in a nice neighborhood, build a meaningful career that contributes to things.
But at current rates, we always say the maxim that we want to fight the fight and not leave it to our kids.
Although a lot of us are getting long in the tooth and our kids are growing up so fast that it's looking like they're going to be roped into this too.
But what do you guys think about that idea that you want your kids to be more radical and more committed and sacrifice more than us?
I want my kids to look at me and go, you know what, Dad?
You helped form the NJP.
You're a bona fide National Socialist published by your identity published by our enemies.
They hate you every second that you are not dying in a ditch.
They seethe and that's respectable, but you're kind of a cuck.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, you know, what I would say is this, that we're doing this because we must do it.
And let's say we woke up one day and everything was right and the way we wanted it.
You know, we wouldn't even do this.
Like the NJP would hardly even need to do anything because we might go back to having whatever hobbies we have and things like that.
And so maybe for our kids, that's what we would like.
We would like them to, that they didn't have to do this in a sense.
Sure.
But if we need to do this and our children need to do this, then, well, we must do what we must do.
Yeah.
And that's something that I say a lot is that I would love to just like build houses and do pursue woodworking as a hobby.
But instead, I have to build a political vehicle in order to dethrone Jews.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, but yeah.
And a reminder to perhaps less far-right or pro-white listeners wandering into full house, because this will probably be a big one because we've been gone for a while.
The founding fathers would call us the most radical guys on the scene today, a bunch of fags because they revolted against the world's most powerful empire over taxes and like some visiting soldiers and minor offenses like that.
And we, on the other hand, are being deliberately replaced in the countries our ancestors built here and in Europe.
I was watching Ragnarok somewhat shamefully with my wife the other day, and the sight of Africans in Norway in Eda triggered me almost as much as the slaughter of that poor young white boy.
Like that, like that, Africans in our cradle continent, as Pat Buchanan always called it, is a grave offense.
And the Jews are behind it.
There's an article up on NJP about how, when you boil it all down, yes, Virginia, the Jews were behind the Muslim and African invasion of Europe 2015 to date, and of course, covering up all the atrocities there.
So, yeah, whether you're patriotic or not, the founders were more base than you were, Kaikeslamber 1488 or MAGA 1776.
Right.
I try not to meme about the founding fathers too much because I know that some people don't like it.
Some people say that they've read a lot about it and they're Jewed and whatever, but like Masons.
It has always activated some part of my lizard patriot nationalist brain that like George Washington literally took a group of guys on Christmas across a damn frozen river to kill his enemies.
And that has always just been like, man, that's pretty cool.
Like, I can admire that.
Smasher was happy that Germans were getting killed by other white men.
Let it be known.
He was in support of that, brother.
Sorry.
You know, Germans.
Germans have a long history of hating Jews, and I just can't support that.
Hey, we got about 10 minutes left, and normally we keep the audience questions for the second half.
Before I go to this audience question, you got because it's an important one.
I do want to get some rather than shots in the arm here in the first half.
Did you guys, is there anything else you wanted to add to that conversation?
The Jew always overplays their hand.
Yes.
The Jew always overplays their hand.
Throughout history, if you read the Bible or you read Mein Kampf or you read anything that wasn't written by or edited by a Jew, the Jew, there's always a story about the Jew overplaying their hand.
The meme about the Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries.
It's probably well over a thousand countries because they've been kicked out of most countries multiple times.
The Jew always overplays their hand every single time.
It is the curse of the Jew that they are able to gain power and swindle the way that they do.
And then inevitably not be smart enough or disciplined enough to stop.
And then the Goyam go, hold the phone, record scratch, freeze frame.
You're in Dachau.
I'm sure you're wondering how I got here.
It happens every time.
But you know what?
Eventually, the curse of the Goyam is that we forget.
We forget about these things.
We forget about, oh, remember when we kicked them out?
Remember 66 AD?
Remember, like, what, 1099 or this or that, or 1939?
We forget about these things.
We either forget or we're lied to about it because the Jew has found their way back in before we're able to remember these things.
But not this time.
Not this time.
We remember.
Yep.
We remember.
Speaking of Jew overreach, Guy Branham.
Yes, that echoes on Twitter.
Insisting that pride relegate kink for the sake of being family friendly prioritizes the kind of sex that makes babies over the kind of sex that does not.
Those people have enough and get enough.
We get a day when our values are celebrated and central.
Thanks, guy.
Appreciate the reminder.
Yeah.
Jewish, you scratch any serious degeneracy aside from Negro crime or Mexicans driving drunk.
That's just that would happen regardless of the Jews.
And you will find a Jew pushing it, scheming it, and promoting it.
Don't worry, guy.
Someday you're going to be ground up and used digitally.
Shredded.
Yeah, yeah, no, we're going to used for fertilizer.
Fertilize the fields.
We're going to grind you up your corpse mentally in real life.
After with due process, work with me, Smasher.
With due process, you will be found guilty in a people's tribunal and in Minecraft.
Much as I'd like to ignore him, Mr. Producer can't help but try to add value poorly and ineloquently in the chat.
He says overconfidence is their biggest weakness.
They overplay their hand and they can't keep their you-know-what mouth shut about their exploits.
They never forget and they never stop trying to pry their way in, and we forget.
So, yes, that's in their nature to be this way.
Yeah, yep, just like it's in our nature to eventually set things right because we are the sons of God.
That's the process.
Perfect four square meme: the duck must fly south in the winter, the bear must hibernate in winter, the toads must come and screw up my audio in the spring, and then the Jew rubbing his face, I must subvert my host country.
Classic.
Oh, I see if I could dig that one up in the favorites tab on my phone.
All right.
I want to get to this audience question real quick to do some dad stuff here in the first half, and then we got more gold in the second.
This is from Telegram.
This guy was apologetic.
He was like, I don't mean to derail, but no apologies necessary.
You add it in the chat or better, folks.
If you have news, if you have questions, if you have issues, please email into the show, fullhouse show at protonmail.com, if only because that's the best way to make sure it doesn't get lost in all the damn digital traffic.
So he writes, that's like when people are like, you know, I don't mean to interrupt.
Like, no, you do mean to interrupt.
You just feel bad about it.
It's okay.
Like, you can just ask us a question.
You don't need to feel bad about it.
It's called a chat.
Yeah, it's called the comment zone.
Comments free.
Everybody's been pretty well behaved in there.
Only had to moderate slightly and haven't had to delete any smasher comments yet.
Now, the worst is these like MAGA Q COVID movie spammers.
I'm like, really?
Like, you're really taking the time.
I don't know if they're bots or whatever.
One guy had a Chinese wife in his avatar and they were like, coach, delete, delete.
I was like, yeah, yeah, got him.
Got him.
He's blocked.
Oh, but Tranny a few weeks ago.
That was good.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was one like scummy antifil account that was in there trying to get everybody's goat.
And I actually let it go for a while intentionally because she was just getting BTFO'd and like making people like I was like, good, good, keep going.
And then eventually I was like, okay, this is just effing annoying.
But anyway, here we go.
Fellas, I need parenting help.
Young teenage daughter got in with the wrong crowd and bought into the gender fluid pronoun changing.
Your parents are Neanderthal bigots stuff.
Scary thing is that we homeschool and keep as close a watch as we can on what she consumes.
So devastating.
Can someone point me to a group chat blog book?
Anything to help us in raising our teen well when we're so bombarded with enemy propaganda?
Uh, I have my own response to that, but Sam, you've uh raised teenagers.
Smasher and I haven't been in that game yet, mercifully.
Uh, yeah, yeah, unfortunately, I was kind of just a little bit different era, you know, from how it is right now, or even in the last five years.
So, uh, that is a tough one, you know.
The enemy propaganda is strong and it's going to affect some people, so you got to hang in there and not give up.
I'm not sure how to how to direct you on that question.
I, I, I'll have to think about that one.
So, there's there's the digital consumption, there's you know, the open sewer culture poisoning, and then there's the friend poisoning.
That one is a tale as old as time running in with a bad crowd.
Uh, how about how about that?
I mean, just speaking personally, I was a saint up until the age of about 14 or 15.
Part of it was teenage rebellion, part of it was falling out with it, not with a bad crowd, we weren't committing crimes, but uh, cigarettes coach, uh, cigarettes, booze, and then marijuana.
And if I, and I'm pretty sure my parents knew that we were up to not a lot of good, but they didn't really lock it down or shut it down.
So, I told this guy on in the chat, I was like, as painful as it may seem, he notes that it's both the open sewer culture and a bad crowd.
And I'm sure no father relishes the prospect of telling his teenage daughter, you may not hang out with this person anymore, you will not be friends.
We know a guy who stumbled onto his young teenage daughter doing lines of like crushed up candy, and he shut it down right there on the spot and said, You no longer have a phone, you will no longer see this girl anymore.
End of story, and that worked.
I'm sure it was painful at first.
So, that's what I told this guy.
It was like, Yeah, if the crowd is a significant part of the problem, you have to change the crowd, as painful as that may seem.
Uh, on the digital stuff, I don't think you can totally shut it out, so you have to you gotta you gotta show some leadership yourself.
It's not just about eliminating the bad influences, but the family needs to have things that they do together.
I don't know if it's maybe church or if it's you know, other things, family activities that can take place of things.
And uh, um, but when when you know, with a teen teenager, the more you shut something down, uh, the more that teen will want to look at that thing.
So, you got to be a little bit careful there and try to lead her out of it by maybe there's family trips or family activities or something, you know, outdoorsy things that you do together to lead her out of that stuff.
Smasher, you have a illegitimate mulatto teenage daughter from a previous tryst in the force.
How do you do you still talk to her?
Well, now you've activated my autism.
Like, could I actually have a teenage daughter?
Am I old enough to do that yet?
I think so.
Yeah, 27.
Yeah, she could be 13.
I boys were working back then.
Yeah, yeah, not fathered in the force, but yeah.
Yeah, I guess I could have an illegitimate murado child.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Okay, look, I have self-respect.
I would never have sex with a Negro, but it could be Jewish.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Ignore me.
Help this.
This is This is not my usual advice to like beat her up and lock her in her cage.
I do agree that if there is cancer and you can positively identify the cancer, it needs to be cut from the body, right?
Like that's the only way to that's the only way to recover this.
But to take a slightly softer approach than what I normally suggest is have a legitimate conversation with your child about why they think this way or why they think they feel this way.
Because a big issue with your kids is that they don't communicate with you, at least in any real way.
And so it would actually probably be just as painful to try to have a real conversation with your child about this than it would be to just be the asshole and have cut all this stuff out.
Because I'm sure if you can get them to open up to you about it and you could talk to them, like, you know, and I would say you might even want to do this before you play hardball at all.
Find out, you know, where this idea came from, why they think it identify, why they identify with it, because then you can explain it away.
You can tell them, like, okay, I get why you think, you know, this, that, or the other, but like, okay, maybe you're just kind of a tomboy and that's a very normal thing.
You know, whatever.
There's an explanation beyond like, I like to wear pants, so I'm going to get a fake dick.
Like, yeah.
And on the surface stuff, the purple hair, the nose rings, the I identify as male, like, you just shut that shit down.
Like, no, I, I, you know, I haven't had to face that horror story yet.
God help me.
I won't.
But sorry, you know, I remember when I wanted to get an earring in high school, and my mom was like, no, you're not getting an earring, not in my house.
And of course, that sounds gay to a teenager, like, not under my house, or even worse, not until you're 18.
You know, that's kind of a libertarian parent thing.
But you got to shut down that stuff, even if it means rebellion.
And of course, there's too harsh as well.
I remember after my I threw a rager in high school, and I'm sure my mom wanted to lock me away for six months.
And a wiser head said, you have to punish him, of course, but you can't punish him for too long or else you're going to send him really hanging out with a bad crowd or really hating his parents.
So, yeah, if I got my way in high school, when I was a teenager, I would have like snake bite piercings, eyebrow piercings, all sorts of retarded stuff.
And my parents shut that down.
They're like, no.
Yep.
And I'm better for it.
I was mad at the time, but you get over it.
Look at you now.
Yeah.
You do have some tattoos, but they're pretty cool.
And I'm going to get more.
Screw you.
Yes.
With that attitude.
I still don't have any tattoos.
We'll see.
I made a promise on Twitter that if Trump named Jeff Sessions his vice president, I would get a Pepe tattoo.
Really dodged a bullet there.
That'd be embarrassing.
Pepe Pepe.
So 2016.
All right.
I can't wait.
2024 Trump Sessions.
It's happening.
Getting the band back together.
Trump is so embarrassing now.
All right.
Mr. Producer, you old rap scallion.
Let's see if you still remember how to click on the little play button here.
Yes.
Sam, I am warning you here specifically.
If you play this, if I was poking around in preparation for the Borzois show, you know, through all of his accumulated intellectual works.
Turns out he dabbled as a musician.
It's pretty sexy.
If you play this one around the old lady at about midnight, I'm warning you, you might have an eighth on the way.
So listener, listener, be warned.
This is deregulate by elegant Borzoi.
Is there nothing that intellectual scamp can't do?
Enjoy.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
Episode 91.
91 was a rough year for Millie Vanilli, but it's a good episode for us.
I hope you enjoyed that first half.
A little bit, little bit of group therapy.
And they had their breakout in 90.
I did the homework and 91 was when the lip-syncing scam broke out.
So the zoomers in the audience are like, What the hell is he talking about, Millie Vanilli?
I remember it.
Girl, you know it's true.
All right.
Sam, I did the homework, and that song checked in at three minutes, 30 seconds.
You think you can work with that?
Yeah.
It doesn't have to always be tantric, you know.
Right, right.
Yeah, I can work with that.
Just put it on repeat, big guy.
I know.
Yeah, usually, usually more of a marathon.
Actually, that reminds me, speaking of marathons, Nam said the other day, Manor Bun's been doing some great stuff, and they put out some speeches from their recent event.
And Nam reminded us all that this is a marathon.
It is not a sprint.
And that is not just a bon mo or a cliche.
That is so true.
And that's part of the ups and downs, the roller coaster ride of being involved in this thing is that you are going to have those moments of legitimate ecstasy.
You know, I remember Britain voting to leave the EU being one of the greatest nights, Trump winning.
January 6th was pretty damn awesome watching that happen.
And then you got the real lows, the ebbs as well.
So don't forget it, fam.
And speaking of the high points, Sam, you wanted to add a few.
Yes, please.
Hey, coach.
You know, I wanted to mention, and I was out at a wonderful event out east there and with a bunch of great guys.
And just I wanted to make some reflections on it briefly, which, first of all, it was incredibly intellectually stimulating.
So many intelligent, talented, experienced guys and, you know, very unique in every way.
And I must have had, I must have had at least 50 wonderful conversations, intense conversations with guys that showed, first of all, much love for the show and for all of us on the show.
Hell yeah.
It was extremely rewarding to hear how well the show is loved.
And, you know, it's all and this thing is not just, it's hard to characterize this because it's not, I talked to a lot of young guys, but there were some guys that were my age and maybe even one or two guys older than me there.
So I talked to all of these guys on different levels about different things.
It was incredibly stimulating, is all I can say.
And I wasn't going to go too much into detail of all that.
I just would give a hearty hello and shout out to all those guys that I met and who listened to the show and probably will be listening to this, how rewarding and wonderful it was to meet them in person and talk about the show and talk about other things.
But I just wanted to say, like, if you want to be a retard, hang around with retards.
But if you want to be a real man, then iron sharpens iron.
And when you're around great guys like this, you are going to be lifted up yourself and challenged to be better when you see all these guys.
I mean, just the powerlifting, you know, how could you have that many powerlifters in one group of guys of that size?
You know, seeing things like that was amazing.
Yeah.
Easy to be a Chad when you're hanging out with normie suburban chats, right?
And then you get in one of our crowds and you're like, wow, I'm not as strong or as handsome or as smart as I thought I was.
That's right.
I mean, and that's a great thing.
Every single guy there is a total Chad.
And, you know, the mixed martial arts demonstrations and just the camaraderie and the meals together and the working together, cleaning up and setting the thing up and breaking it down and all that stuff was incredible.
But I just wanted to make a couple other reflections on my time there, other than the obvious ones, which it was kind of funny getting towards the end of the event.
And people, some people would say things like, man, I'm going to enjoy sleeping in my own bed again, you know, which is natural, of course, you know, when you're out camping for a certain amount of days.
Yeah.
And I said, bugs and backaches.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, if you had to do it for a week, you'd probably get accustomed to it very well and it would be fine.
And it was fine.
You know, it was hot.
It was challenging in some ways because the days were very active and the days were hot and we were doing physical activities.
But coming towards the end of the time, I said, well, you know what?
In three days, I haven't seen a woman.
And I'm looking forward to seeing a woman.
So now that's what you're saying.
I haven't seen a woman yet.
And you're kind of cute.
It's like WN Prison out in the woods.
Sorry.
So it was Sunday morning and I was getting ready to go to Mass, like I mentioned earlier in the show.
Sunday morning coming down.
Sure.
And I was getting ready to go to Mass.
And so I was leaving and we were, you know, just making some remarks like that to each other.
And so I get out a few blocks away and I get into this residential area.
And here's this lady doing some yard work on Sunday morning.
And she's wearing these short jean shorts, you know, and a purple tank top.
And I was just like, damn.
That is the sexiest outfit.
Some Daisy Dukes and the tank top.
Kisses fingers.
I have my wife dressed like that 24/7.
She sleeps like that.
It was like a, you know, it was like a cool drink of water, you know, and Coach, I just couldn't help but think to myself, like, these ladies got something on us.
You know, they got this over us.
If they knew what kind of control that they had on us, they would, they would really use magic.
I think they know, yes.
The Jews have their in-wheel programming, and it was, we v rile men have our Achilles heel too.
Definitely.
The other nice thing, you know, we were talking before the show too, about, you know, are the compliments sincere?
Are people just like looking for something to talk about?
And you're like, you know, if it were one or two here or there, just like, hey, great show, love the show.
But when guys go into the details about we got one here, guy, he's like, I've been listening since episode four when Whaler came on.
I'm like, hell yeah, brother.
Remember Whaler?
Whaler has gone to ground, I guess.
He was a Fed poster extreme, but he did a wonderful job talking about having his kids.
You know, this is a really angry, edgy, smart guy.
Not to derail there, but that's available on t.me/slash fullhouse shows.
If you listen to it, the only place to get every episode sequentially from 1 to 91 when you're listening to this, it'll be up on Telegram.
I just had one other observation on my time out there.
Again, not so much about the event because you could make a bunch of obvious points about the event, how great it was.
But the other thing I noticed was when you get in a city that's a majority white city, the highways are so clean.
It's like, I couldn't believe it.
And then when you come back to a majority non-white area, you see all the garbage on the highway and at the interchanges and stuff like that.
It's really shameful.
And I could only conclude this.
Whites litter less and they pick up litter more.
Blacks litter more and pick up litter less.
Amen.
Littering is a non-white value.
It is.
I was in India once, Sam, and was going on a tour.
There was just a hired driver and then a professional who was sort of taking us to all these places.
And I remember I'm in the back seat, and these two guys are in the front seat, and the driver's eating his lunch.
He finishes his lunch, and we're at this holy site, some Hindu shrine.
He just big bag of trash.
He just throws it out the window.
And the other guy who's doing the tour like starts yelling at him in Hindi.
He like sheepishly gets out.
Okay, you know, live by your Aryan white man standards.
So true, though.
Yeah.
Big shout out to Townsvan Plant, who always says, go pick up trash.
There's another good thing.
Great guy right there.
Yep, exactly.
Pick up trash.
I did that just the other day.
There's a place where I pick up the kids for the bus and just a couple little plastic bottles here or there, maybe not littering, but stuff that flew out the back of the pickup truck from somebody.
I just, you know, one of them was really nasty.
It was an old chocolate milk totally fermented.
It got a little nauseous there.
Well, patriotic alternative, they always talk about like that.
They go to a park or something, they pick up garbage and stuff.
It's pretty cool.
Yep.
Pick up garbage at a Goy Cemetery and just take the tour at the Smasher's Jewish Cemetery.
Still getting me.
Coach's prerogative.
Pick up trash at a Goy Cemetery and deposit it at the dump at the Jewish Cemetery.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just kidding.
That's still like cemeteries are actually like natural, but they're no, not Jewish cemeteries aren't sacred because Jews don't have souls.
Okay.
But there's still a lot of nature there, and you'll still disrupt the nature part of it if you just throw trash in there.
So don't do that.
Yeah.
And not to beat it to death, but a cemetery that we visited recently, there was one of those nice gravestones where they actually had the etched image of a 32-year-old father, son, husband who died.
God, I hope it wasn't opiates.
I mean, whatever, you don't hope whatever it was, but opiates, drunk driving victim, God knows.
But I hope it was a nice, wholesome death.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
You know, yeah.
Well, we won't go into that.
But bear with us, audience, because we just got so much lovely mail this week that we had to share it.
Some of it will make you laugh, make you cry, but it will certainly white pill you.
But first, the coach's comfy corner potty training update of the past two weeks.
We have gotten the potato to stop crapping in his pull-ups with the caveat that he is being raised in Appalachia as a true mountain boy, and he insists on crapping out in the great outdoors.
So he's got several spots around the property where the bribery has worked.
He goes sometimes with us, sometimes by himself.
Coach, I heard they call that night soil.
Yeah, it's called either sometimes I pick it up or sometimes I leave it for the flies, depending on where, whether it's underfoot.
But every time, you know, and he, oh, and he always like completely disrobes, leaves his clothes there, and then comes back naked.
And he's like, I did poo-poo, gummy worm, gummy worm, because we've been bribing him with gummy worms to poop.
And he gets, he gets one for pee-pee outside, and he gets two gummy worms for doing number two outside.
That was grandma's idea.
So how many does he get for going on the toilet?
Hey, Smasher, you've got some fatherhood wisdom in you there.
Three if he goes on the toilet.
Potato guano, Mr. Producer says.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, if you have crapping outside, that's that's fine as long as it's our property and it's not the spoiling anything.
But yeah, return to tradition.
Potato Smasher only poops outside.
He refuses to use toilets.
Jewish cemeteries, the headstones like the great stuff.
Oh, come on.
All right.
Yeah.
Headstones, you know, they're anywhere between 16 and 20 inches, which is perfect seat height.
Oh, geez.
All right.
Thank you, fam, for bearing with us.
Oh, and quick housekeeping.
Yes, big F for our YouTube channel.
They zapped that in the past week.
We had no strikes, no copyright, no violence.
They just unilaterally took down the Sewell episode, the epic knockout featuring Tom Sewell.
They took that down due to his notoriety or the usual snitches.
And then, like, a week later, we just got an email like, your channel has been terminated.
And we were like, okay, that's fine.
I don't know why you would need to listen to a podcast on YouTube anyway, but I did want to say thank you.
There were a bunch, we were close to a thousand on there without any actual video content and a lot of really good commenters and boosters and stuff like that.
So sorry, guys.
It was me.
I sent Susan an email telling her, hey, shut it down.
Susan Woyd Jeeky.
Yeah, we should have said Susan Kike.
Yeah.
MP said that, like, it's going to happen anyway, coach.
So, you know, no need to be upset.
And we weren't upset.
We're still up on, well, we got plenty of options, this being our primary megaphone.
So I wanted to start here with a full house love connection update.
We are over the moon for two lovebirds that we helped connect and for whom things are going swimmingly.
He was a known quantity, and she was an edgy cutie on the internet.
The skeptical among you would have said that that was a recipe for disaster doxing Fed activity, but we got an update and he wrote in to say, Hope all is well with you and the panel.
Dropping a line to give you an update on the matchmaking situation.
For the past month or more, I've been introduced to the lady.
We've been messaging each other back and forth pretty regularly.
We were slowly getting a feel for one another.
And as days turned to weeks, we started to become pretty close.
Well, lo and behold, turns out we managed to hit it off far better than I could have imagined.
I just took the weekend off to visit her and her parents, and it could not have gone any better.
She's definitely the genuine article, not a Fed.
And in the aftermath of this wonderful time we just had, we're a bit starry-eyed.
Just wanted to let you know how grateful I am for you and the birth panel for facilitating something like this.
In short time, the movement may just make me a husband and with fingers crossed, a father.
You really missed your chance to use the meme quote from the Suicide Squad movie or whatever with the really cringe Joker.
She was fearless and crazier than him.
She was his queen.
And God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
Okay.
Well, you did.
It sounded like, no, it sounded like you were going to say it, and then you went a different way.
And I was like, damn, this nigga really dropping the ball like that.
And I know that, you know, 30 seconds ago when you were saying that, people that listen to the show are going to hear this meme, and then you don't say it.
And they're going to be like, damn, I can't believe that didn't happen.
Well, now I was thinking of the old TRS drop.
He was Jewish and mentally retarded.
Which may be true for all we know.
I haven't seen his papers or whatever.
No, no, I'm kidding.
I don't want to get into details about who they are, but chalk one up so far.
We're not counting all the hatch.
Yeah.
They might be mentally retarded.
God, God bless you guys.
Thank you so much.
I lit up like a Christmas tree on Christmas morning when I got that email.
So fingers crossed, don't screw it up now, dude.
Same goes for you, lovely lady.
Don't forget that we did have that wonderful personal ad by a young strapping lad I know in or about Northern Virginia for any single ladies listening.
And we also got a teaser from a guy in Colorado who flexed a little bit about his very prime life situation in terms of income, fitness, et cetera, and that he's dying to meet.
He's not dying to meet.
He's very hungry to meet a wonderful woman to get the family started in Colorado, in or about Colorado Springs.
I guess is the closest thing.
So if you're female, single, and listening, or if you are not and you know women who are interested or also in the same situation, we got one under our belt so far.
Proof of concept has been validated.
I know this guy personally, IRL.
He wouldn't bullshit.
So it does work.
And even if we get a few, then our job here is done and we can finally quit doing the show and go back.
No, I'm kidding.
You know how I know you're not from Colorado?
Because you say Colorado.
How am I supposed to pronounce it?
Colorado.
Really?
Yeah, that's really stupid and gay.
Really?
Colorado.
I never heard that.
I remember when Jim upbraided me for saying Appalachia instead of Appalachia.
I was like, all right, got it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's Colorado.
All right.
I don't know.
People from there are gay retards.
Just call it Colorado.
Like a normal person.
Yep.
It was all downhill after Hunter S. Thompson got shot out of a cannon there to his ashes.
Yep.
At the end.
All right, Smasher.
Some old buddy of yours named Crom wrote in this week and said, I've been listening for a while, but haven't heard every episode.
Shame on you, Crom.
Me and the old lady are working on baby number three, jumping from one beautiful white daughter to twins.
Shout out to old Smasher.
He used to admin my old Facebook page for a little bit.
Ha ha.
It's probably an art page.
No, no, no.
It was a very based, like pagan lifting chad alpha violence page.
Very good.
I'm glad that he reached out.
Yeah.
Forward me his email because the only reason we fell out of contact is because I got my Facebook account shut down.
Exactly.
Yep.
Will do.
Just remind me or I'll do it after the show.
Crom ads, I've gotten the old lady.
Sorry, ladies, no offense.
It's just saying you're old lady.
It's what we do.
Into listening to your show regularly with me.
And it's nice to hear commentary for the wives and pregnant women on occasion.
They are why we do what we do.
So true.
Them and the kids.
Wish me luck with the twins.
Praying for some boys so I can put them to work out here.
I wish you and your families well and to their health.
Keep up the great content.
Thank you, Krom.
Godspeed.
Twins on the way, you and Smasher, twin gay.
Twin gay.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You guys got to have a barbecue sometime.
Yeah, dude.
Shit.
We're eight weeks out from the due date, which means it could happen literally at any point between now and eight weeks from now.
Yeah, he didn't say, yeah, he just said he's got twins on the way.
I guess not.
Don't know where.
All right.
And this is, by the way, our new white life segment.
Anonymous, Anon Wymouse.
He's written in before.
Great guy says, I told you it was coming.
And COVID be damned.
It's still going to plan.
I bought my wife an incubator with a clutch of white peacock eggs for our eighth anniversary.
And she surprised me with this.
And he sent us a picture of the pregnancy positive indicator.
He says, number four is on the way.
Time to get a minivan.
So great way to go.
I don't know how you're doing it without a minivan, anyways.
Well, three fit in the back anywhere.
Pickup truck, sedan.
Like, I grew up one of three, and we always just had like a car, you know.
No, just taking that smasher.
Anyway, yeah, sorry.
Sorry.
You have sex in the minivan, too.
No, I had a message.
Message from the wife that I had to respond to.
Oh, that's that's great radio, regardless.
Yeah, you got four kids.
You got four kids.
You need one of those big SUVs or a minivan.
Minivan all the way.
We had a third row seating SUV, and like it's nice to have a SUV with the third row, but your second row is a bench seat and your third row is two seats normally.
And that should be reversed.
You need the second row with the captain's chairs, and then the third row is a bench seat.
That's the only way to.
Bingo.
Bingo.
That's the ideal.
Unless you're Chad like Sam and you just got to get like a giant, you know, tractor trailer to stuff your family.
Just pack them in there like Mexicans, throw some meat and water in the back and try.
My family only travels by train.
Boxcar children, literally.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to say, yeah, the only thing about minivans is that this winter, our minivan was really useless in like February snowed in rural roads because it wasn't the all-wheel drive thing.
So if you get, if you get a minivan and you don't live in like flat, pristine, no-snow land, consider getting one of the Odysseys or the Siennas that have the all-wheel drive.
Yeah, I was going to say, I think the Honda Odyssey and the Toyota Sienna are the only two with all-wheel drive options, but not all of them come with all-wheel drive.
So when you're shopping, look for that.
I don't know about the Ford Transits, the 15-passenger vans.
They can't be all-wheel drivers.
They might be.
You might be able to get them in all-wheel drive.
I'm not sure, but you can, I know there's actually a lot of customization with them where you can get anywhere from like eight people to 15 people and you can get all the cool stuff like DVD players and all that jazz, parking sensors, you know, all the crazy cool stuff that you think of a 15-passenger van.
And like, when I think of that, I think of like the Army-style bare bones government 15-passenger van where you stuff everybody in, you drive somewhere, it's hot, the AC doesn't work and all that garbage.
But they do make legitimately nice ones with sliding doors and all that stuff.
Sure.
So maybe those come in all-wheel drive.
And if you have a lot of kids, even like four, you know, you might be kind of cramped in a minivan.
Maybe that's a better option.
They're not, you know, too much more expensive.
Yeah, the big van is the way to way to go.
Yeah, especially if you're looking at like a Toyota Sienna, you know, you pay a hefty price for Toyota, and they're great vehicles.
My poor Tacoma will be replaced with another Tacoma.
Well, you know what you can do with the vans?
There are organizations, maybe even the government is using a certain type of van, like a 12-passenger van.
Maybe they're picking up people or maybe it goes to the airport or something, but you can get them used like they'll be a year old or a year or two old with a certain amount of miles on it.
And then they just get rid of them, you know, and you could get a get one of those that'll have like 20,000 miles on it or something.
And it's like, so the government gets rid of them, but you can get them a decent price and they're big.
And, you know, we, I, I have had a big van, but, you know, it didn't take too long where the, we kind of didn't need it anymore, too, because the kids get bigger.
And it's just like for a certain period of your life, anyways.
Yeah.
Van your family before the Fed's been.
There you go.
Yeah.
And seriously, consider auction houses.
I don't know if you guys are familiar with the meme.
It's like a big, buxom Murdoch Murdoch-Chan woman on the left, like, hey, Anon, you know, time to come to bed again.
And it's like the shrinkled, the shrinked, the wrinkled old Wojack on the right, like, yes, honey.
That's me in the auction house.
My wife's like, I got some really great deals at this auction house.
Again, I'm like, okay, honey, I will go pick up things.
But seriously, they have vehicles that, you know, you're gambling a little bit because you don't know what you get.
Some of them are presumably drug dealer crash cars, and others are just perfectly fine.
You can get the Ford Transit in all-wheel drive.
Yeah.
And I think you lose the spare tire underneath if you get the all-wheel drive, at least with the Sienna, because that was a factor of like, oh, you get all-wheel drive, but you lose the spare tire, which in theory, you can just still put it in the back if you want behind the kids with all the stuff.
Just get roadside assistance.
Lovely rubber smell.
Yeah.
Because women are the primary drivers of minivans.
They're not changing the tire anyways.
Oh, and it's five.
Yeah.
It's five dollars per six months.
Yep.
Sorry.
Yeah, that's that's what I did with the uh I was about to call a tow company when the oil plug, the oil drain plug fell out.
And my wife was like, You got roadside assistance, didn't you?
I was like, Yeah.
She's like, Just call them.
So I called them, told them they're like, yeah, we'll tow it.
We'll tow it to the shop for you for free.
Probably saved 100 bucks or whatever they would have gotten.
So very good, very good idea, Smasher.
Roadside assistance with some companies.
It's as low as $5 per your six-month period.
One more congratulations.
Am I still coming through, guys?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Very good.
Kyle.
We just heard that Kyle got married recently, four or five months ago, and bing, bang, boom, he and wifey are also expecting twins.
So yeah, I, you know, I had this theory for a while that these kids were coming out blonder and blue-eyed more frequently than I remember, which may be a sign of the ancient race reawakening in our people.
And the twins are coming fast and furious.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
Smasher's the Johnny Apple seed of White National.
I don't even make that joke yet.
It's all the esoteric rituals that I've been doing.
The amount of real in the world has just increased more than tenfold.
White Viril.
Amen.
Well, there's only white people are the only ones that can access Vrill.
Oh, okay.
Because they're the ones that have souls.
Right.
You're right.
Right.
Right.
Negroes are animals and Jews are demons.
So when I see toddler twins, I learn to shut up about complaining about my single toddler, who is a hell racer.
All right.
Throwing Romans wrote in to say, I've listened and enjoyed to the show since Whaler's first appearance and really appreciate the info you all put out in regards to white fatherhood and other related matters.
I also wanted to say thank you for the exposure to our Australian brother Thomas Sewell, who, audience, if you missed it, he did get raided and arrested for some BS.
I think they accused him of armed robbery on something, which is a stretch.
And he's been sending letters from prison, no doubt growing stronger.
So the armed robbery charge, there was some really, really specific Australian law Talmudism involved with the armed robbery charge.
I can't remember exactly what it is, but basically it allowed them to keep him in jail for an undetermined amount of time without like evidence because of the type of crime that it was.
It was something really gay like that.
It was clearly like political.
The process is 100%.
Yep.
No, yeah.
I mean, obviously he's an edge poster, but way too smart to just go do some stupid stuff, like knocking something off while armed.
God bless Thomas Sewell and all of our listeners down under.
We see you down there.
Stay strong.
And all the updates are appreciated.
And we're going to have Tom back on when he gets out, whenever it is.
It was pretty funny.
I was checking into his channel when he got raided, and he posted as it happened, just saying, I'm getting raided.
And I was just like, man, this nigga's serious.
Situational awareness, right?
Oh, my daughter got kicked in.
Time to post about it on Telegram.
Yeah, that's right.
I probably do the same thing.
I won't lie.
Throwing Romans also thanked us for introducing him to the ADS guys.
Hey, that's why we have special guests to introduce the audience all over the place to new content.
And he says, lastly, a sincere thank you for all you do.
Listening to your show and others keeps me sane as I navigate the shit skin-ridden streets of my city day in and day out.
Don't we know it, brother?
Yep.
Keeping you guys sane is half the battle.
Yeah, our enemies should appreciate us for providing nonviolent content, positive, pro-family information.
Nonviolent.
You'd think.
You would think.
And finally, here we go.
This one's a blast from the past.
Buckle up, Sam.
Here we go.
Hey, fam.
Mule nigger here.
Remember me?
I'm a longtime listener from the fatherland days.
Years ago, I sent the fatherland an email about getting engaged.
By the way, Mule Nier is Thor's hammer from Rio Uppsala.
Well, that engagement didn't work out.
I broke the engagement.
With the support of my best Nazi friend, I realized she was from the before time, my normie degenerate time, before I was a Nazi.
She was a quote-unquote settle, fun, but not mother material.
I was 35 at the time, a blue-collar schmuck, and wondering if I would ever find a woman that was worthy of my partnership.
Online dating was awful.
And after swiping past thousands of tattooed feminists, fat, Snapchat-filtered single women, and an array of single mothers, I sent an apathetic message to a wholesome-looking childless gal who lived close to me.
Lo and behold, we hit it off.
She's a caring and beautiful, high-agency German-Swedish Anglo.
And now, two years later, we are married and having a baby girl coming in August.
Exclamation, Mark.
Hell yeah.
He says, I want to thank you guys again for your wisdom, guidance, and good humor.
And he writes, NSML, Nazism saved my life.
Hail from Mulberry.
That is great.
Shame she's got some anglo in her.
Oh, come on.
Smash yourself right now.
Best damn avatar in the game.
Yeah, what do you say?
35.
And he was engaged and then made the big boy call to break it off.
Can you imagine being 35 and breaking off that safe, like just coast into the engagement?
Like, you know, what a gamble.
Yeah.
What a baller.
Yeah.
And listen to him.
He was down on his luck.
It was all crap women.
And he sent an apathetic message, a throwaway.
And it was like the what the hell is the damn thing that the Australians play with?
Not a did you do.
He threw a boomerang and it came back.
Well, you know, to make a crappy sports analogy, you know, a lot of the times, do you ever think you're going to make that like half-court three-pointer?
No, but you throw it anyways, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there's a lot of great women out there.
That's the takeaway from that.
That there's, you know, if you're, if you're discouraged, just realize there's a lot of great women out there and they're just waiting for that good guy to come along.
And don't forget, you can't sound like you care too much.
You got to be kind of apathetic.
Oh, you think that was part of the success?
Play?
I do.
Don't be too interested.
Don't be too thirsty.
Don't be too tryhard.
Yeah.
Women are like velociraptors.
They sense it.
The iron laws of high school.
Yeah.
Don't be desperate and pandering.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And coach's reminder here.
I don't know if this is like groundbreaking material, but since we're emphasizing this matchmaking stuff, guys, make sure your fingernails are trimmed and clean.
If I see yellow teeth on another white nationalist, I'm going to punch you right in those teeth.
You might be able to beat me up, but get teeth whiteners, brush your teeth.
I mean, it's okay.
Like, not everybody has gleaming, white, blinding teeth like me, naturally.
I haven't used teeth whiteners.
All right.
You are.
So there's this dumb show from when I was like a younger kid.
We've done this bit for sure.
All right.
I've had a lot with fairly odd parents.
And there was this one character.
I can't remember what his name was, but he sang a song called My Shiny Teeth in Me.
And it gets stuck in my head all the time thinking about you.
Listen, cut your fingernails, have a fresh haircut.
Make sure you have white teeth.
Don't dress like a slob.
Good, decent shoes.
No flip.
If I see flip-flops or birken stocks on you, I'll kick you or step on your toes.
And don't be fat.
Yeah, all of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I let my teeth be yellow so my skin looks whiter.
And trimmed down and trimmed down below so you feel extra sexy.
Sorry, we're not going to do that bit.
Yeah, Mr. Producer said it was too blue for him.
He said he was going to quit the show if we did the manscaping stuff.
But don't buy a manscaper.
I see these ads.
I don't know why.
I literally see manscaping ads on Zero Hedge or whatever.
I don't do any research on this stuff, but I'm like, I'm not spending.
You're stupid if you get that.
Just use a Norelco or whatever.
Don't use a straight razor.
I'm still getting this content in there.
All right.
I'll stop there.
Use my rabbi's teeth.
Oh, man.
God.
All right.
Jesus.
Don't touch.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to make you a first half guest, Smasher.
Really, really.
All right.
We have a long navigating and collapse this week.
But before we do that, Sam Smasher, anything burning on you?
Smasher, I think you had something from the first half that you wanted to revisit.
If not, no big deal.
That's fine too.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
I didn't forget.
I'm just.
God.
Yeah.
You know, he's navigating the collapse as long as you're bush hair.
Keystone light doesn't look too appetizing.
Oh, God.
Well, you know, our buddy, I told our buddy at the beach, like, just get some cheap beer.
And he brought home some stone lights.
I was like, all right.
Yeah.
They're kind of good.
They're all good.
What I wanted to talk about, just to touch on some of what we talked about in the first half of like being black-pilled or white-pilled or overzealous, all that stuff is that, you know, if you can't, you have to stay positive because if you don't stay positive, you will stop fighting.
And that's a known phenomenon throughout all of history with military, like strategic happy warriors, right?
We're happy warriors.
You have to stay positive because if you can't stay positive, you will lose the will to fight.
And that's not true of everybody.
Of course, there are exceptions.
I very much am like a, I don't care happy, sad, depressed what the situation looks like.
I'm going to happily march or I'm going to just trudge through it until it's done.
But not everybody's like that.
And your attitude affects the people around you.
If you are positive and you're like, we're going to win and we're going to keep fighting until we win, then other people are going to pick up on that.
So it's important to stay positive for that reason.
Positivity is contagious too.
Yeah.
Did you have a good time at the beach, buddy?
I don't know if I want to do it again next year.
It's so much work.
It's expensive.
It's expensive.
It's a lot of work.
I don't really like the beach.
I would spend a week with my friends.
The people, everybody that was at the beach with us, great friends.
I would love to spend a week with them.
What would we do though?
Next year.
But it doesn't have to be the beach.
This thing that I was at next year.
You guys are invited.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sam.
We may or may not have been invited, but we can't bring the booking.
Yeah.
But the so like I said, I said it's just like there was no room for seven kids.
Sorry.
I know they're not all still under the roof, but yeah.
Go ahead, Smash.
You know, I said last year, I was like, we don't need to go to the beach next year.
Why don't we get like a mountain house?
It's only like $700 for a week for a house the same size.
And everybody's like, yeah, but like you can just go to the woods whenever you want.
I was like, but it has like, it has all the things.
It has the hot tub, the pool, you know, A, B, C, D, refrigerator, E, F, and G.
And it's like, I don't know, $700 for a week.
And you don't have to deal with sand and all the other bullshit because the beach sucks.
I hate the beach.
It's really about the time spent with friends.
And I go into vacation knowing like I'm going to have to do the same things that I do every day, except for go to work, but just in a location that's with all my friends.
But there's the kids too.
The kids do have those glorious memories.
Now, it's not all about that, but like those, I remember our family went to the beach, LBI, Jersey Shore, five or six years straight.
And those are some damn fine memories when I was old.
I was older, too.
Yeah, the kids, like me, like I said, I hate the beach, but my kids really enjoy it.
Oh, yeah.
My old mad never, like, he never went to the beach.
He was like, oh, screw that.
I'll get sunburned and sand is annoying.
Like, all right, pups.
Principal, curmudgeon.
Kids love the beach.
They do.
Yeah.
And my wife loves the beach too, which is a big factor.
And she deserves a week here or there when not in her smasher-built cage.
No, I'm kidding.
Real quick before we go to Navy and Collapse, I talked about our Guinea Fowls last show or two shows.
You're what?
Guinea Foul.
Nigger birds.
Somebody wrote in and said, Coach, you got nigger birds.
What the hell is wrong with you, you cuck?
I said, well, I didn't get them.
They were sent to me.
They were imposed upon me.
But they're still alive.
The four of the, yeah, we lost six in a week.
Sick from the get-go.
Some maybe weren't getting enough heat lamp.
But the four survivors, which I fear may be three dudes and one tiny hen.
Hoo boy.
Poor hen.
They get along swimmingly and they're just raring to go out there and eat ticks.
And I'm reluctant to let them out.
But yeah, they survived the week at the beach.
Lovely locals came by once a day to give them fresh water and food.
So my metamorphosis into an amateur farmer and now animal husbandry guy is proceeding apace.
And to be honest, now I want to get chickens.
We'll let the guinea fowl out.
They will probably roost in the trees, and some fox or owl or God knows what will probably pick them off one by one, or they'll just wander off and find their way.
I will pick them off.
Blacks will tend to do that.
We're going to get a couple eggs out of them and some tick consumption.
If we get a little bit of that, it'll be a victory.
But yeah, baby steps.
Oh, and I can't forget, a friend of mine sent a video of a baby fawn, baby deer, chasing after his kids.
I guess it had got lost or abandoned and was just acting like the kids were its mama, the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen.
And this grizzled, tough guy, he knows who he is listening, said, well, we're going to have to take care of it for tonight at least.
So they gave it shelter and probably some milk and the rest of it.
And then the next day they put it out.
And lo and behold, mama came back and took that little future delicious backstrap source back into the wild.
So we are nature lovers, animal lovers, don't you forget it.
Communists, Antifa, and the rest.
And speaking of the enemy, let's give him a dose of the hard stuff and navigating the collapse.
It's been a while.
Can't wait.
Here we go.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse with your host, Nathaniel Scott.
As many of you know, Western man is currently undergoing a rapid reduction in testosterone.
There are many theories as to why this is happening, and it's likely due to multiple problems.
But what should concern the everyday man is less why it's happening and more how to fix it.
Here are some natural ways to boost your testosterone, hereafter referred to as tea.
First off is diet.
What you eat is crucial to your body's chemistry and development.
I've already talked about what's needed for a healthy diet, and you should already know as well.
Basically, eat fatty meats, eggs, vegetables, and olive oil.
Add in broccoli when you can.
It contains a chemical that helps reduce the bad estrogen in your body.
You can supplement your diet, but you can't replace a bad diet with supplements.
If you don't get enough sun, as most of us don't, take vitamin D. Take fish oil and use protein, creatine, and caffeine for workouts in moderation.
I've also been taking ZMA, which is a mix of zinc, magnesium, and vitamin B6, although I've heard it may not be as effective as getting the same vitamins from food sources, such as spinach.
Although it'll definitely help if you have a deficiency.
Exercise increases tea in itself, but it also increases tea by reducing fat.
Adipose tissue converts tea into estrogen, so it's best to have as little as possible.
Weight training and high-intensity interval training are the best for producing tea.
Use compound lifts and go for high volume.
Some of the most important processes in the body occur during sleep, including tea production.
Morning wood is a sign of this, and if you don't get it on a regular basis, you probably have low tea.
You should be getting eight to nine hours of sleep a night, which will also help you manage stress.
Reduce caffeine and screen time before bed to improve the quality of your sleep.
The modern world is rife with endocrine disruptors.
Unfortunately, they're everywhere.
The best way to stay away from them is to use products that are as natural and organic as possible.
Keep your food in glass containers instead of plastic, and never microwave plastic and food together.
Avoid handling pesticides, gasoline, and receipts.
You can read more about Boosting Tea from theartofmanliness.com, where I sourced most of this information.
My assistant will put the link in the Navigating the Collapse archive page.
Bashar al-Assad is the current president of Syria and has been since 2000.
The ideology he is most closely associated with is Baathism, which is basically Arabic fascism.
Assad reconciled the relationship between the Baath Party and the Syrian Social Nationalist Party, who are totally different from a National Socialist Party and whose logo is definitely not a swastika.
Here are his words from a speech in Damascus in 2013.
Sisters and brothers, today I look at your faces and the faces of the people of our country as they are covered with sorrow and pain.
I look into the eyes of Syria's children and I don't see an innocent laugh shining, nor do I see toys that draw a smile to their faces.
I see the hands of elderly people open to prayer for the safety of a son, a daughter, or a grandson.
We meet today with suffering prevailing over Syria, leaving no room for joy in any corner of the homeland.
Safety and security have been absent from the country's streets and alleys.
We meet today and there are mothers who lost their sons, families who lost their breadwinners, children who became orphans and brothers who have been parted from each other, being martyred, displaced, or missing.
But out of the womb of pain, hope should be begotten, and from the depth of suffering, the most important solutions rise.
As the dark cloud in the sky conceals sunlight, it also carries in its layers rain, purity, and hope of welfare and giving.
These feelings of agony, sadness, challenge, and determination constitute a huge energy.
But it will not get Syria out of its crisis unless we turn this energy into a comprehensive national dynamic that saves the homeland from the campaign targeting this region, unprecedented in our history.
This national dynamic is the only balm for the deep wounds which affected our society, and we're able to divide it, as it is the only way that is able to preserve Syria geographically and make it stronger politically.
Each citizen is responsible and able to provide something, even if it is simple or limited in their view, because the homeland is for everyone.
We all defend it, each according to their capacity and capability.
Because ideas are forms of defense, stances are forms of defense, construction is a form of defense, and protecting people's homes is a form of defense.
Since the attack was launched against the homeland with all its human and material constituents, the mindful citizen has certainly known that passivity, waiting for time or others to solve the problem, is pushing the country towards the abyss.
Refusing to contribute solutions is a way of taking the homeland backwards, with no progress towards overcoming our current struggles.
Because many have fallen into the trap of what has been cast as a conflict between a government and an opposition, i.e. a conflict over office and power, they have kept at a distance and remained silent and neutral.
Consequently, it is our duty to readjust our vision in the direction of the homeland.
The conflict is one between the homeland and its enemies, between the people and killers, between the citizens' bread, water, and warmth on the one hand and those who are depriving them of it all on the other.
Between a state of safety that we used to pride ourselves on and spreading fear and panic in people's lives.
They have killed civilians and the innocent in order to kill light and brightness in our country.
They have assassinated qualified and distinguished people in order to spread their ignorance over our minds.
They have sabotaged the infrastructure built with the people's money to make suffering pervade into our lives.
They deprived children of their schools to devastate the future of the country and express their ignorance.
They cut off power supplies, communication lines, and fuel supplies, leaving the elderly and children suffering from the cold weather without medicine in confirmation of their savagery.
They destroyed wheat silos and robbed the wheat and flour stocks to make a loaf of bread like a distant dream for citizens and to starve the people.
So is this a conflict for power and office or is it a conflict between the homeland and its enemies?
Is it a struggle for power or is it revenge against the Syrian people who did not give those terrorist killers the keys for dismembering Syria and its society?
They are the enemies of the people and the enemies of the people are the enemies of God and the enemies of God will be burnt by hellfire on the day of judgment.
I salute every single citizen who did his national duty through standing by the armed forces, each from his position.
They are the pride of Syria whose names will go down in history, for they are writing history with their blood and valor.
I know, as you all know, that what the homeland is going through is painful and difficult.
And I feel the pain which is felt by the Syrian people over the loss of loved ones and the martyrdom of sons and relatives, as the fire of the grudge has reached everyone.
The pure coffins of the martyrs have entered the houses of many, and I am one of them, because I come from the people and will remain so.
Offices of state and government are transient, but the homeland is everlasting.
The tears of bereaved mothers will refresh the pure souls of their departed loved ones and burn the criminals who stole the laugh of our children and are now trying to steal their future in a safe, strong, and stable country.
Syria will remain as it is and will return, God willing, stronger.
There is no ceding rights or giving in on principles.
Those who place their bets on weakening Syria so that it might forget the Golan and its occupied lands are mistaken.
The Golan is ours, and Palestine is our cause for which we offered every precious thing, blood and martyrs.
We will remain the supporters of resistance against the singular enemy.
Resistance is a culture, not individuals.
Resistance is a thought and practice, not concessions and seizing opportunities.
The people and state who bore the brunt of standing with the Palestinian people and their just cause for decades cannot have any other position towards Palestinians, despite all the challenges and costs that every Syrian citizen has paid, materially and emotionally, in terms of pressures and threats.
Any attempt to implicate the Palestinians in Syrian events is aimed at deflecting attention from the main enemy and is still born.
The Palestinians in Syria are doing their duty towards their second homeland like any Syrian.
We are responsible as Syrian people and state for doing our duty towards them as towards any Syrian citizen.
I salute every honest Palestinian who values the Syrian positions and did not treat Syria as a hotel, which he leaves when conditions get a little tight.
In spite of what has been planned against Syria and what has been done to us by those who are near before those who are far, they could never change us.
Patriotism runs in our blood, and Syria is the most precious of all.
Your steadfastness over two years tells the whole world that Syria is impervious to collapse and the Syrian people impervious to humiliation.
Steadfastness and challenge is deeply rooted in the Syrian body, which we have inherited over generations.
We will always be like that.
Hand in hand, we will move ahead despite all wounds, taking Syria to a brighter and stronger future.
We will move forward and we will not be frightened by their bullets or panicked by their hatred because we are right and God is always with the right.
Oh man.
Wow.
Imagine a Western leader speaking like this.
I can't unless you consider Vladimir Putin a Western leader.
Right.
Yep.
Best navigating the collapse ever.
I'm calling it no bullshit.
Easy, practical stuff to a vital issue for our guys in the first half.
He teed up a D's nuts joke with vitamin D that I'm not going to take the bait on.
Lose fat, eat spinach.
I tell you what, I was glad to hear about the morning wood.
I thought there was something wrong with me.
Dad's worst fear, waking up in the morning and the kids come in the room and you're like, oh, this is uncomfortable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If morning wood is a sign of virility, then you can call me Giga Chad.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah.
Look, just remember, I told you not to touch receipts, and now Matt Scott confirmed it.
Yeah, you really screwed my mind with the receipts, dude.
Now I'm like, oh, I touched it.
I like to think that that ain't no thing.
If somebody goes, do you want your receipt?
I spit at them.
I'm going to touch all the receipt smasher and still look like a Chad just to flex on you and your irrational fear of little tiny pieces of paper with ink on them.
I will pick you up over my head or throw you.
Possible.
It is possible.
All right.
I'll get back to the peanut butter then.
Make up Syria and Bashar al-Assad.
Dude.
Don't touch.
We were chatting.
You know, we mute ourselves when this is playing.
This is the first time hearing it for all of us.
And just the awe at a speech that was probably written by Bashar al-Assad himself, which actually has heart and soul in it.
You get the sense that he maybe read some Carl Schmidt and friend-enemy distinction.
And there is Syria, our country, and our enemies.
And if you're listening to this and you've been subjected to propaganda about the regime of Syria and Bashar al-Assad as a terrorist and a genocidal gassing maniac, remember those pictures of gas victims, et cetera, that Trump the moron or the stooge or the toady of the Jews used as justification to launch some ineffective cruise missiles at a possibly empty airbase.
Yeah, turns out that those were all fake.
Like literally faked UN white helmets, all that stuff found.
Syria is the Holocaust.
Christ.
It stunk like hell at the time.
And after Putin, Assad is in the running for man of the century thus far.
We're 201 years.
We're 21 years in.
Let's be real.
If some Middle Eastern authoritarian is using chemical weapons on other people in the Middle East, do I really care about that?
No, because you know what?
Syrians aren't causing problems for other people, but other people in the Middle East are.
Yeah, he talked.
Oh, I'd never heard that before.
Well, he said the fire of the grudge, which is exactly the Jewish power elite wants Syria destroyed so that there's one less obstacle to Israel expanding.
The simple idea of a sovereign, strong, unified Arab state anywhere within a thousand miles of Israel is anathema to those power mongers.
And this dude was an ophthalmologist, granted, silver spoon with a beautiful wife, and he got thrust into this position.
I believe his older brother died.
I don't know if he was killed, but it wasn't supposed to be Bashar, right?
Why are we Bashar al-Assad fanboys?
Because he was thrust into power.
He didn't, he looked a little nerdy with his long neck and his beady eyes.
Didn't look like a man of steel.
His wonderful blue eyes.
He's blue eyes.
He's whiter than you.
Yeah.
You look at that picture of he and his beautiful wife and his beautiful children who are close to white presenting.
We're not cooking on race or anything like that.
Blue eyes.
But GD.
Yeah.
He looks more white than your Italian grandfather.
No, I'm kidding.
That's a bad joke.
But seriously, the Assad curse continues as BB is almost on his way out.
Another Western leader in scare quotes about to exit stage basement while Assad the undefeated continues there with Russian help.
Don't forget about it.
And for those listening, considering it anti-American or anathema to give respect to Americans.
Yeah.
It's a sovereign state with a strong man who said, no, you're not going to mess with us from the outside and destroy us and had the gumption and the strength to keep those people together.
And mind you, with a great degree of tolerance to its Christian minority.
So, holy cow, we're at two hours already.
I wanted to wax more on that.
Well, you know, it really is incredible that people will be like, oh, this ain't, I don't like this anti-American thing that you guys do or whatever.
But at the same time, they understand that like politicians, American politicians are just like evil, terrible people that rape kids.
And it's like, dude, how can you support America, but also hate the entire government?
Even if they are bad guys, how can you justify sacrificing 60,000 white, black, Asian, don't matter American lives in Vietnam?
How many in Korea?
Right?
Yeah, well, at least we got gay pride month.
Right.
At least, at least we have Sam took the smasher pill.
We've got cheap fentanyl and butt sex.
So, like, you know, those lives are worth it.
Yep.
Well, fans.
That's what USA says.
That's right.
Yeah.
We used to say that even if we had a handful of listeners on this show and if we helped create or encourage or foster one new white life, we would keep at it.
And gosh darn it.
I'm happy we're still at it.
The black pills have been warded off.
I'm so white-pilled and excited and grateful for Sam and Smasher.
And yes, even that Cretan himself behind the control panel that I think we're going to have to keep at it.
And I'm just the only problem is that I'm so happy that it's 12.52 here, Appalachian time, and I want to stay up until 4 a.m.
And I don't want to do that.
I don't want to rob from tomorrow to feed tonight.
So I'll try to be a good boy fam.
In the hopper, we do have the Borzois coming on to talk about their trials and tribulations, welcoming new white life in a beautiful, beautiful, he has the smart eyes.
Borzois sent a picture of his son the other day, and he's just one of those kids.
You're like, he is high IQ.
You can just tell.
It's okay if your kid doesn't have it.
Doesn't have to be like that.
Did you ever hit an infant with a rock?
Yeah, Smasher had dumb eyes when he was born.
And look at him now.
He overcame.
Yeah.
Hey, but you know what?
I still have beautiful blue eyes.
You do.
And you're still a nigger.
Oh, man.
All right.
Sammy, baby.
Thank you, sir.
Always a pleasure.
Yeah, thanks.
It was a great show.
And I just wanted to mention to listeners: hey, if you want to hear some real live rock and roll, I'm pretty sure they are up on YouTube.
Check out the band Wellington Arms, Wellington Arms, a great skinhead oy band.
Great guys.
Check them out.
All right.
Send me a link, Sammy.
I'll Google it too to put in the show notes.
Do the due diligence that the man behind the control panel never does, but regard, sorry.
Cheap humor.
We will keep going back to that well with Miss.
I mean, Ms. Producer just has a squalid studio apartment that he's just getting drunk every night and throwing beer cans.
He's basically like, you know, from Cobra Kai.
He's Johnny.
You know, he's just terrible.
Yeah.
It was fun.
No, dude, it sucks.
It's so fun.
I watched the first season.
It was so cringe.
Yeah.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it.
It was well done, Jewish tricks and pause aside.
No, they sucked you in because you want to root for the ultra blonde Chad Johnny over the little dewy looking noodle arm symmetrical girly voiced Ralph Matio.
But then they just hit you with a lot of pause degeneracies.
I watched the first season and then the first episode of the second season, me and my wife were like, we're bailing on this.
No, I know.
Yeah, you say I never watched the first season.
I just watched the episodes that were on on vacation.
And the whole time, I was just like, even if you can ignore the pause, the show is just cringe.
Like I couldn't, I couldn't sit there and watch it.
Even if everybody was watching, they're like, yeah, we like Hitler.
It's just so cringe.
It's so bad.
I don't know.
I'm like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Like you haven't like those powers have no power over me.
With that one, I know what you guys mean.
You're right.
Like I'm not advocating for the audience to watch it, but there is some time when you can engage in a little bit of escapism and not, you know, it's like, yeah, I can't.
I can ignore, I can ignore pause with the best of them.
Okay.
I can't ignore cringe.
Yeah.
All right.
I didn't think it was that cringe.
I can suggest a good show that I recently enjoyed.
Yellowstone.
Definitely check that out.
Is that what you call a Jewish gravestone after Smasher after Smasher visits to the cemetery?
Sorry.
No.
It's seriously probably one of the best shows I've seen in a long, long time, maybe in my top five.
And the one really bad spot in the show is the daughter.
But man, that show is really good.
And what it really reflects is when you have something that's worth something, people will want to take it.
And that's what the show really kind of brings about.
And you get the idea, like you got to defend what you have, and you can't just let it go.
It's a real good metaphor for whites.
And quite frankly, there's a struggle between whites, Indians, and outsiders who are trying to take over this guy's ranch.
So that's Kevin Costner, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
Okay.
It's really, really good.
I hired it.
Oh, you know, you remember Jared Wyand from Twitter Health Dean Dates?
He recommended that and I freaking bought it or rented it.
I didn't dig the first season, dude.
Really?
Get into it.
Yeah, I guess I'll revisit it.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
You and Jared cut from the same stone.
We are.
We are.
Same sign, perhaps.
Same show.
No, I don't know.
I have no idea what happened to Jared.
He went dark, man.
Yeah, he burned bright.
And then I think he know somebody who's in contact with him.
I'll just leave it at that.
We do.
We know a guy.
Who knows?
How do I get in contact with him?
Yeah, I wish him the best because I think he was sincere.
He had probably the best Twitter melt up.
Yeah, Red Pill.
Hold on.
I'm going to fix myself a drink before I go lay it out about the.
Oh, my God.
Dude, it's classic.
Every once in a while, every six months or so, I'll go back and find it.
You're Hodge to his Twitter.
Your Red Pill for Smasher, buddy.
Just watch Cowboy Bebop like an adult.
Smasher, I'm glad you're on the show, if for no other reason, for me to softball farcical, nonsensical, but still funny things about your foibles.
So love you, buddy.
No home.
I just wonder what people think is true and what isn't.
It's all true.
You got to meet him, fam.
You got to meet him to, yeah.
A lot of guys met Sam for the first time this past weekend.
Yeah.
A lot of people have seen Smasher on stage.
And a lot of people have met me too.
I'm like 400 pounds.
You're husky.
It's all right.
You can still throw weight around, which is good.
And MP, of course, thank you very much, sir, for keeping the trains running.
You got it.
All right.
To all full house listeners, either wallowing in black pill despair or strutting like the cock of the walk with ultimate confidence in total Aryan victory.
Whatever you do, don't stay wallowing and don't get complacent and overconfident in victory.
You got to work for it.
Full House episode 91 was taped on a surprisingly cicada-free June 3rd, now June 4th.
Maybe some bullfrogs in the background, but I guess the cicadas only do their forest mechanical sound.
It sounds like a house alarm going off everywhere where I am.
It's absolutely amazing.
I love it.
It's really good nap ASMR or whatever.
I'll never remember what that acronym is for.
But God bless the cicadas.
Become the bug who goes into the woods, screams, bangs, and dies.
No, don't actually do that.
MP, Really tough call to close out this week, but gotta go with one of my favorite songs of all time.
First heard this one as the closing track to Rob Zombies: The Devil's Rejects.
Whatever you think of that film, the closing scene and music is basically one long overflight of the desert.
Gorgeous footage.
So, from 1976, this is Seed of Memory by Terry Reed.
We love you, fam.
We will talk to you next week.
Not sure which special guest we'll have, but we'll make it happen.
And you know what to do.
Put them up.
Shoot up.
See ya.
Rise out of the battle beat.
Spread wings over all that he possesses.
So as life can stay on board to this country by the shades of green that fall beneath this tree.
So let the winds of change that rearrange the country.
So, so
Spread dreams where the battle below ring love with a song as she passes.
So as life can stay on board to the country, Let every man aware of being free when she talks of dance, when Wine is handed to me Rob, a face that walked out of the memory.
You wake up in the morning with the sun up in the sky.
So my name at the king, you know, we look.
Flowers are given fruit.
On the cover of the mother, Jim green, Nothing but the love on your mind.
Grave dreams that are kindled from ashes Rise up.
All the battle below.
Spread wings over all that he possesses, so that life can stay more known to the country.
Shades of the green that fall me victory.
That the winds of change it rearrange this country.