Feels like we're right back to the 2005 to 2007 real estate craze with massive bidding wars and escalation clauses combined with still record low interest rates and limited inventory.
Are we ramping up to another crash or is this the painful new normal?
Whether you're in the market for your first home, considering cashing out of your current home, or even looking for a modest apartment or a rental property, this show is for you because we have a real estate expert in the white room with us tonight and it's showtime.
Mr. Producer, fire up the Land Rover with the cheesy vanity plates.
Everyone, episode 89
of Full House, the world's most homeownerly show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am, as always, your proud landowning host, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours dedicated to helping you get on a more even footing with these Jews.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big gratitude this week to Z, ZJ, Dan Lather, and a very special lady who helped keep the lights on for us this week.
We see you smiling there, ma'am.
Thank you all so very much.
With that, let's get straight to the birth panel.
First up, if the birth panel were the seven dwarves, I'd peg him as Doc.
And with apologies for the choice of wording there, Sam, I could see you being a little bit bashful too.
A little doc bashful hybrid.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, don't worry, buddy.
Good.
Thanks.
Thanks for the introduction.
Yeah, I couldn't help but think of while you were giving your intro there about the Beavis and Butthead little quote where he says, he's the homeowners.
Yeah, I almost did a Jerry Seinfeld.
What's the deal with these housing prices?
But I just did it.
Okay.
It's great to be here, though.
Thank you.
Amen.
I hope your lovely home is appreciating through the roof.
Pun intended.
Yeah, it's a funny thing being an urbanite.
There's a lot of different factors and trends going.
So I'll be very interested to hear our guests' takes on all this and maybe what I should do or shouldn't do.
I'm just hodling for now.
There you go.
Yeah, you can do worse than that.
We had guys in chats left and right telling horror stories about trying to get their first house or selling their house is no problem these days.
And then a couple of listeners said that we should focus in on that.
So we are extremely grateful to our special guest who we're going to get to right after this scoundrel.
He's second in command to Mr. Producer in the jerk competition.
After last week, he is, of course, our very own sleepy smasher.
Did you hit the smelling salts tonight?
Yeah, I hit the smelling salts.
I hit the streets.
We took them back.
And America's saved.
You're welcome.
Do you remember falling asleep last week?
You just passed that on the keyboard.
I mean, I remember waking up after falling asleep.
Drooling.
I was like, dear.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I have a missed call from Coach.
This is going to be cool.
It's all right.
It was, yeah.
I mean, you not talking was worth it alone, plus the comedic.
I'm kidding.
Everything good in your world?
You're holding too.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm holding.
Upgrading.
What?
Well, upgrading at home, I mean, yeah.
No, my brain just stopped working there for a second.
I was like, what?
Yes, I'm hodling, you mean?
Very good.
Are you prepared for your dual arrival?
Not yet, I presume.
Are you ever?
Right.
We're just, I don't know, paratrooping.
Sure.
I don't think you hit, I don't think you hit smelling salts tonight.
I think you were lying to me.
Well, I won't fall asleep.
All right.
Well, I have some smelling salts, but they're locked up in my first, in my IFAC.
Sure.
Very good.
All right.
Let's get on to our very special guest this week.
He is the host or co-host.
I don't know who has the top billing on the new show, The Fit Lords, which is dedicated to personal fitness and personal finance.
While he is on the health and fitness side of that ledger, he also happens to have a ton of experience in real estate.
And he may have a very special announcement to make on Full House this week.
John D. Welcome to Full House, buddy.
Happy to be here.
Yeah.
Hopefully, I can provide a little clarity on what's going on with real estate, but I feel like I'm also going to break some hearts.
So speak the truth, and hopefully the audience will get something out of it.
We have gotten a ton of questions about this.
And before we get started, we're nice guys here.
Tell the audience a little bit about your show and what it's all about.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
So I've spent the last several years giving free financial advice and lifting diet advice, and no one ever takes my advice.
And I realize that I am wasting my time giving these people like an hour-long presentation on how to, you know, build a diet and how to like invest and how to do all these things.
And no one ever really listens.
I've had a few people listen, actually, the three people that I'm thinking of, and they have like the best physiques that they've ever had.
So shit works, but no one wants to listen.
And so I was like, I think I should just start a show and people are more likely to listen.
I mean, just do what I say if they hear it on a podcast.
And it's timeless, too.
Yeah.
You've got the archive there now.
You're building a library just like we are.
And people can always go back to it and it remains evergreen.
So actually, all right.
Well, that is that is the Fit Lords.
Where can people find the program?
So it's on every platform, just the Fit Lords on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, whatever, Google Podcasts, all of it.
But you should also go and follow our Telegram.
It's just the Fit Lords on Telegram.
And if you like what I'm saying, you should just, or you have a question or whatever, you can email us, thefitlords at protonmail.com.
Good deal.
All right.
And I had to, I had to double check.
Your name is, what's your name again?
John D. John D's nuts.
I had to get it out of the way.
Come on.
It was a softball.
It's almost like you were teeing that up for us.
All right.
Go ahead.
I wasn't quite sure where you were headed with that.
All right.
John, first time on Full House.
Lay it on us.
Your ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status, please, buddy.
No cursing.
No cursing.
Come on.
Sorry, uh, yeah, I'm a white male, have a baby on the way, and religion, I guess I would say, higher power.
Okay, were you were you raised in a denomination or not really?
Yeah, Southern Baptist.
All right, and I missed it as I was in the in the chat, but uh, you have a baby on the way, right?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Nervous, excited?
It's your first.
I just normally get everything wrong.
And so I feel like, you know, they talk about how hard it is and how terrible it is.
And so I feel like it's, it's going to be the opposite of that.
All right.
Good attitude.
Well, let's get right into the meat, John.
Housing market is on fire more or less across the country.
The basics, you know, people are receiving offers way over asking.
Interest rates are low.
We've got the continued exodus from cities as a result of violence last summer.
But what is going on in the big picture?
What's what's driving things right now?
And what are you seeing?
So I have to give somewhat of a caveat in that anyone that thinks they can predict markets are wrong.
If they happen to be right about their market prediction, it's just an accident.
And so guys will make a guess.
The 50% that guessed right, they seem like they're geniuses.
Everyone wants to listen to them.
The guys that guessed wrong, they're idiots.
They don't know anything.
And so on and so on and so on.
And so I can give you my theories as to what I think is going on.
But anyone that tells you like, this is exactly what's happening and I know the reason why, they're full of shit.
And that goes for, sorry, I'm cursed, but that goes for stock market, real estate market, you know, crypto markets and any other type of market.
And so.
Sure.
Well, that's what we're not paying you for.
So lay it on the line.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
So you have a couple of things going on.
You have intra, I guess, intra-national migration.
So you have multiple states and almost all the big cities have lost population and they've moved to other places in the United States.
So there's huge pressure that's happening across a lot of different markets from that.
So that's one thing.
Work from home is people are now finding over a year later that like they're, you know, a friend of mine, his wife just got word that her job is going to be work from home permanently.
Okay.
So now companies are starting to kind of cement those policies.
And so that is continuing to push people to be like, okay, well, we are going to, we like this place that's two hours out of the city.
So we're going to live here now.
And so the third thing also is that you have the federal government that's been pushing a ton of liquidity into the market.
And it's been doing it, you know, into the stock market.
But, you know, the whole some of us know the MMT theory, but they've basically been printing money and pushing it into the economy to try to get it to recover from what happened in March and the big like crash that we had then that they were really worried about.
And I think continue to be worried about in the commercial real estate sector because office space is, there is, you know, I would think that there's going to be a contraction in commercial real estate.
But okay, so you have liquidity in the market, and then you have interest rates that have stayed low for a really long time.
Amazing.
Yeah, my old man used to always tell me that when he bought his first house in 1981 or 82, it was like 16% 30-year rates when Volcker was trying to beat inflation.
Right.
See, this is what they think they have it all wrong because they don't understand MMT, but this isn't the MMT cast, but they used to think that if we keep real estate, I mean, if we keep interest rates so low that it's going to like, oh, it's going to screw up inflation and all this sort of stuff.
But then after they did it a few times, they realized and kept it that way.
Hey, this is good for the economy.
And also, all of these chicken little predictions didn't come true.
So let's just keep it this way.
And they know now that if they were to raise the interest rate, that it would send the whole economy like skidding off the road.
So they're not going to do it.
The $6 million question here that's on everybody's mind, or at least those people in the market right now, is in your gut, in your brain, is this another real estate bubble similar to the sort of late W era that led up to the financial crisis?
Or is this a new normal or something in between?
See, this is why I feel like I'm going to break people's hearts because I am not the guy that's just going to make predictions.
But what I will tell you is that if you had held, even if you bought in at the top of the market in 2008 and you had held until now, you'd be way ahead.
So like, yeah, is there another bubble?
I don't know.
Real estate markets have bubbles.
You know, also any type of market goes on huge bull runs for like markets can stay irrational, you know, longer than you think they can.
Stock market case in point, right?
Every year since 2008, oh, it can't go higher, can't go higher.
And here it is.
It's what the, it's probably the longest bull market in history.
Right.
And they, you know, they figured out with the MMT thing that they can continue to pump liquidity into the market and they can print their way out of these crises and inflation doesn't catch up to them.
And so they're going to continue to do it.
So, yeah, I mean, I look now, that is the principled take is that you can't predict the market.
If you have money, you should invest now, period.
Because if you continue to hold, the market will recover and you'll come out ahead, you know, over time.
Time heals all wounds in real estate.
Now, if I'm going to put like the more fun prediction hat on, what I would say is that, and this is what everyone wants to believe when they're in the middle of a bull market.
Okay.
So just let's make that clear.
But, you know, I think the things that are underpinning this market are a little more sound.
I think that the loans are tighter this time around, right?
We don't have everybody and their mother getting, you know, adjustable rate, zero down mortgages.
Exactly.
So yeah, they fixed a lot of the issues that was happening.
You don't have banks turning all of these loans into investment vehicles.
And so they fixed some of that, which has changed some of the pressure on the loan market.
So I think that that aspect of it has been fixed.
And then I think also just the migration that we talked about as a whole, that is something now, like, so I can talk about it on this show is that I try to keep the Fitlords a little more straight.
But, you know, I've seen this in my area with white flights since the 60s.
You know, of course, I haven't been around since the 60s, but there's a town that there's a town that after integration, it's just the white people have just poured out of it and have settled in the surrounding counties.
And that has continued to sustain real estate prices in those areas since the 60s.
And a lot of people have made a lot of money selling white people, you know, one acre to 10 acre gentlemen's ranches and taking big pieces of land and splitting it up and selling white guys that want to get to a white school district and want to get the hell out of the, you know, crime infested city.
John, but what does that do to the urbanite who's on some property in a city?
Well, so what's interesting is that with conditions being terrible in these cities, it doesn't seem to depress real estate prices, even like when you think it really should.
I mean, you look at San Francisco that has homeless people, you know, crapping and shooting dope on the streets, and it's the most insane real estate market in the entire country.
You know, I don't know, maybe like Hong Kong or something might be the only, you know, Singapore or something.
So, yeah, I mean, it's once again, it's just very irrational that despite how bad these conditions are, it still seems to, you know, it these real estate prices are able to persist.
I've got a buddy who's has to move in a major metropolitan area for work, and he's crying into his beard.
Not literally, he's a tough guy, but he's just astounded at how expensive things are per square foot, even to the point of considering renting, even though he's congenitally allergic to renting.
And he and another guy got in this little quick back and forth that I wanted to read about the suburbs.
And we know Dark Enlightenment, of course, is the world's foremost suburb hater.
But suburbs, and I'm loosely quoting here, literally designed to be overpriced.
One more exit escapes that are little more than a way for banks and businesses to suck the life out of people.
And then the other guy chimes in and says, yeah, enslave yourself to debt to escape to today's white suburb that tomorrow is flooded by the third world.
Rents repeat ad infinitum until whites are extinct.
I personally am a neo-rural supremacist now.
I mean, I've seen articles in the newspaper that prices are going gangbusters here.
I I guess it's the cities that are doing the worst, but can you break down a little bit urban, suburban, rural?
Are you seeing better deals out in the country or is everything basically going crazy now?
Well, yeah, you know, I honestly think that this work from home shift that's happening is going to really benefit the white man in a lot of ways because there are, in my state, there are places where you can, despite the fact that the real estate market is insane here, in towns that are in the multiple thousands, you know, in the four digits, you know,
or five digits size, you can find houses that are still reasonable where you're getting a lot for your money on acreage.
You know, in terms of like urban, suburban, and then rural, I mean, I don't know why the hell you would ever want to live in a suburban situation where you're like looking out your window into your neighbor's living room or something.
Yep.
It's very disturbing.
Yeah.
I grew up in a suburb.
I lived either in cities or suburbs for my whole life.
And now when I go back to them, I'm like, oh, God, you know, like I can't, this is a, yeah, it's just like a holding pen or a nest.
No offense to our suburban listeners, of course.
Yeah.
So, I mean, in terms of prices, yeah, I think that the, well, if I'm just going to look at it from a macro perspective, I think that we have the ability to go to these areas that haven't been like settled by the folks escaping the city bringing their money with them.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, if I was to be counseling guys, I would say, you know, start looking for stuff in the 10,000 an acre and under type price range.
Find it near a small city that has a good grocery store that you like, you know, and start there.
And generally, the general rule is that you can't get a mortgage on just land.
You need a structure attached to it.
But that's not always the case.
Isn't there some loophole or the side route to do that?
So we've talked about this on the show, which is that lots of different banks offer lots of different loan packages.
And I think a lot of our guys get this mindset that your local community bank has like Shlomo Schekelberg in the back, like, you know, counting gold coins.
And it's really not like that.
In fact, there are tons of smaller community banks.
I mean, I know I've haven't done business with these guys, but I know of a bank that was started by some oil and gas guys because they were basically just like, why the, why are we paying?
Why are we paying a bank?
Like, let's just start our own bank.
And, you know, and it's turned into a small bank that has like, you know, a little over a billion in a book of business, which is like not huge.
And, you know, you can know your banker.
But I say this all to say that like you should create a spreadsheet, find every single local non-corporate bank, find the banker there, write, you know, put his name, put his phone number, put his rates, put his terms.
That's like the very basic stuff in the spreadsheet.
And you, when you're looking at a piece of land or any type of real estate deal, call every, I have a spreadsheet with 16 bankers in it.
Okay.
And if I want to shop a deal, I'm going to call until I find a guy that wants to make it happen for me.
You know, sure.
So, yeah.
For those people shopping out there right now, I presume that the best advice, the standard advice is use a real estate agent at a time when it certainly seems like inflation is around the corner or already here.
That a 30-year with 10% down is not terrible.
And for a while, I was paying down more on my, you know, extra principal on my mortgage every month until a wiser person said, just stop that because it's going to appreciate so much.
Like you're just hurting yourself now and it's unnecessary.
But basics for guys in the market right now and shopping, if you would, please.
Basic in terms of what, like best practices and you know, mortgage, mortgage rates, mortgage terms, and percent down.
Yeah.
So, I mean, if they're looking for the first time, they can get an FHA loan and they can put down, I think it's 3% or 3.5%.
So on your, on your first loan.
So, and even on your, even on later loans, you can get it as low as like 3.5% or 4% down.
I mean, I think you should put as little down as possible always.
And never pay more on your mortgage either.
Like pay the absolute minimum.
And then don't try to pay down the principal.
Just pay whatever your payment is.
And then the rest of that you should divert into other investments, indexes, or whatever.
But yeah, I mean, basic best practices is so it depends on your market.
A lot of markets are so incredibly hot that it doesn't do you any good to like look six months in advance or even like three months in advance at specific houses.
You should more focus on an area that you're interested in and zero in on that specific area that has houses generally going in the price range that you're interested in.
And start once you decide, okay, I'm ready.
You've done the thing I was telling you about.
You have a spreadsheet.
You've gone and shopped this loan, you know, or you've brought your income and what your assets and all that to a bunch of different bankers, gone through the process, figured out who's going to give me the best deal.
Once you figure that out and you're like, okay, I know I want to buy a house, you go through the process with them to get the pre-approval letter.
And then you essentially sit, depending on how hot your market is, I mean, you essentially sit and wait for that, that however good, however long that letter is good for.
And then you wait till the house comes up on the market.
You see it, you jump on it, you try to put a contract on it immediately.
And, you know, once again, it depends on your market.
Like if you have more time, then yeah, I mean, you can just kind of wait until you find a house that you like and then you can take the couple days that it takes to go through to get the pre-approval from your bank, you know, and then you can be a little bit slower about it.
So Redfin, Zillow, all those real estate sites, Trulia, any that you like better than the others, or is it more or less just different presentations of the same data?
Yeah, I mean, Zillow and Redfin is what I typically use, but I would say that you should use a real estate agent only simply because they're going to help you with negotiations and with the contract.
And I think that they're worth that.
And especially like as a buyer, I mean, you're not paying the agent anyways.
The person, the seller, is paying the agent.
So who cares?
Yeah, definitely use one at that point.
How about what's the benchmark?
Assume it's still the same for what your monthly income to mortgage should be.
It's 20, is it 25 or 30?
I can't remember.
30 honestly yeah I, that's.
Uh, that's a good point.
I mean I, I really don't.
I don't know the numbers on that.
I would just say that always purchase less house than you can afford just because like, you're approved for 500 grand, doesn't mean you should go out and buy a 500 000 house.
Yep nope, i've had that with the uh, the big mortgage that we were able to handle, but it was every once in a while.
It was a little bit stress inducing to see that big bill coming every month.
Uh, how about adjustable rate mortgages?
Are they still a thing?
Should anyone consider them?
Or, with rates this low, just lock it in?
Yeah, I think they still exist in some form or another.
But yeah there's.
You should not do that.
I mean, just lock in your rate for sure.
You can always refinance too, like I mean, let's just, I don't know if rates go even lower.
I mean, if you wanted to, you can refinance, so sure uh, shout out to the full house Comment ZONE, gang.
I uh flagged that we were having a real estate expert on tonight and we got like 20 questions in 20 minutes.
Uh, more proof positive.
I am glad that we enabled comments.
There's some anti-comment people out there.
Uh, Joseph Ford says, why have my young Zoomer dreams been crushed?
During Covet 19 also, he asked the selfish question, why is Utah stupidly priced?
It's probably not just Utah, but uh yeah, I imagine a lot of young guys out there are saying, damn it, it's happening again.
Like I'm, I'm never gonna own a home.
Uh, should these young guys, should they just?
I mean, having bought, when we bought a condo in 2007 and way overpaid for it when we wanted to sell it was underwater, so we ended up renting it out for three months or three years sorry, until it recovered enough to the point where we could sell it without taking a hit.
But um, i'm tempted to tell these young guys to just rent and don't go for 30 40, 50 000 bids over asking seems crazy to me.
But uh, any pep talk for the young guys.
John yeah, I mean, you're a perfect example.
Uh, time heals all wounds in real estate.
So um yeah, I would say that okay it's, your dreams are not crushed.
You're probably looking at it the wrong way.
You're thinking okay, i'm going to buy this house and then i'm going to handle the mortgage a hundred percent by myself and uh, that's just not how I try to preach to these guys about what they need to be doing, what we.
There's an episode.
I can let me look really quick what I have it called here, but yeah, it's on our the lament of the podcast.
I was trying to think back to the archives yeah, I know.
Yeah, you guys only have like 10 episodes.
Should be easy for you so far.
This is true, I think it's.
I think it's like episode.
Yeah, episode four or five I have it here is house hacking and I detail the, the whole strategy Through and through on how to house hack, but essentially, and very simply, it's you are you are renting out a portion of the property to someone else to help cover your holding costs in terms of your the mortgage and the utilities.
A typical house hack or a, I'll give you like two examples of it.
You know, one is if you have a family, maybe you have like a garage apartment or like a basement apartment that has its own entrance or something like that.
So you're, excuse me, you're renting out a portion of the property to a, you know, a renter that helps cover your mortgage.
Okay.
So that's one portion of it.
The other way, like for the Zoomer, you know, you, let's say it's a three-bedroom house and yeah, you can maybe get approved for the mortgage, but it's, it's like borderline.
You can get your buddies to write a rental contract, you know, agree to rent a room from you and you can, you know, write a rental lease contingent upon the purchase of this property.
And then you can use those leases that you're going to rent out the other rooms and you can help, you can have that income and show that to a bank along with your income to be like, hey, I'm going to be able to handle this mortgage.
You know, you may, the best plan is to get something absolutely dirt cheap that you could even handle on your own.
And then you bring those contingent leases in there too.
Then you're like, definitely going to get the loan.
But yeah, to, you know, you live in the master and you rent out the other two rooms.
And so that's how you have someone else help you pay your mortgage.
And that's how you get into a house.
All right.
And Son and Steel says he wants to get into rental properties.
And we hear this from our guys all the time that we need to become landlords, generate that passive income.
And he asks, is there a specific type of loan that's good for this?
What kind of money do I need saved up?
What's a good beginner unit?
Guys putting their pinky toe into becoming slumlords basics for them.
Yeah.
So, you know, an owner-occupied loan is always going to be the cheapest through a bank.
So you want to start out with an owner-occupied loan because that's going to be the cheapest way to do it.
And not to be unethical, can you say you have a house and you go and buy a little condo with a low HOA fee or whatever?
Do you, in all seriousness, do you actually have to live there or can you just pop in once a week to check it out?
And then how serious are those regs?
Yeah, you do have to live there.
But the way to think about it is this.
So you let's say, let's start with the condo and not the house.
Okay.
So you buy a cheap condo as cheap as you can get and you live in there.
You rent out the other two bedrooms.
Then you get a lease on that for, you know, let's say in three months from now or whatever, contingent upon you finding another house.
And then you go to the bank and you say, look, see, this debt that I have is now covered by this lease.
So now you, it essentially cancels out that debt in the eyes of the bank.
And then you can say, here's my income, you know, that got you your loan for the condo in the first place.
Now you're able to free up that income to go purchase another owner-occupied, use another owner-occupied loan to get you into a new property.
Then that renter moves into the condo behind you and you've got the cheap loan through the bank again into the new property.
And it's not unethical for you to put a renter in behind you because you've already set that loan up.
You see what I'm saying?
It's not like, yeah, okay.
So, and then also after a period of time, you know, you can like, let's say you, you do that once or twice.
Well, the one that you have a renter in, maybe you can refinance it, pull some cash out and use that cash as a down payment for another one.
And, you know, and so on and so on.
I mean, this is why real estate is so incredibly powerful is because you can leverage it and you can use it to generate income and you can live in it.
Sure.
Listener, P. Smasher says, I am currently homeless and living out of my truck.
Please help.
That must have been a good fight.
Yeah.
Why live in a $500,000 house when you could live under a $5 million bridge?
Find a fat chick you can bang and maybe she'll take you in.
There you go.
Very good.
This is a very specific question, but I've seen this a lot.
I haven't been able to wrap my head around it.
But USDA direct versus guaranteed loans would be a great topic.
I guess this is some way to get cheap land out in the sticks.
Yeah, there's a lot of loan programs.
I don't have them all memorized, but yes, there are the USDA loan program, VA loan program.
There's like urban development loans, which is essentially, they're just like paying you to move into minority neighborhoods.
And there's a lot of different loan programs.
You need to, when you're talking to a banker, you need to be like, hey, like, let's run down the list and figure out what I qualify for.
Just like everything in life, your health, your personal finance, and everything, real estate investment, you have to be self-directed with it.
Like an agent, a real estate agent and a banker, they're not going to be able to tell you like what the right moves are and what the right decisions are.
You need to research it yourself.
And then they just have the licenses to help make it happen, basically.
Sure.
Gary says, quite a few houses in my area and on my street are for sale or being put on sale.
And the usual suspects, I'll leave out his slurs here, are buying them.
And that also ties in with we know the Chinese have been buying up real estate in places like Vancouver, parking cash, right?
In case the Chai Comms come after their loot.
But is there anything to the BlackRock is buying up whole blocks to screw Whitey or the Chinese are colonizing us and they're driving up prices?
No, not that I've seen.
I mean, I've been involved in some really high-level deals over the last two years on top of I'm close to the real estate market.
I mean, the residential market.
I'm close to the raw land market.
All I see are native investors.
Okay.
There was a question about being a minority as an advantage for home ownership for somebody like me who looks very brown and Hispanic in the summer.
It's a somewhat serious question.
Can honkies say that they are one or more races or biracial using a stretched but legitimate definition to qualify for minority housing loans and things like that.
Not asking you to give any unethical advice, but is that I mean, I assume that's a thing, right?
That being black and a first-time homeowner is easier than being white and a first-time homeowner, or am I wrong?
Is anybody allowed to question you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't really know.
I mean, I don't have a ton of experience with that, so I couldn't tell you.
All right.
Take a look in the Telegram.
I think that we covered the top ones there.
A lot of the stuff is about, you know, is this an inflated market?
Should I jump in the water here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it's worth reiterating, though, in that anyone that says they can predict the market and they know what's going to happen.
If what they say, what they're predicting ends up happening, they just got lucky.
And I can tell you that there are huge companies that are able to harness way more brain power than whatever guy is making the prediction.
They have all the computing power, all the brain power.
They have teams, armies of people attempting to predict markets and they can't do it.
So, you know, some guru, some guru or some like dickhead on Telegram or podcast or whatever is not going to be able to tell you what's going to happen.
Trust me.
But you've learned modesty in your old age there, Jeff.
I knew you when you were a young hothead, Firebird.
So realities.
Like white boy summer may happen or may not.
If you have money to invest, do it.
Fair enough.
How about our guys also talk about the grandiose but really desirable idea of a group purchase, whether they just want to get a little cabin in the woods for a little me time away from the old lady or to actually do the bit where you have sort of a co-housing thing with,
and we've seen these incredibly tempting but just over the horizon, you know, communities where you have a dozen houses on a private lot and you and a bunch of families could literally go and live there for a good deal.
But any experience with group buys or REITs?
Yeah.
So a couple things with that.
Partnership, as in business partnership, is like a marriage, just without the sex.
And even to stretch the analogy even further, just like a marriage, there's no such thing as an equal partnership.
Someone is in charge.
And so that goes for business partnerships too.
And when I avoid partners at all cost.
Okay.
And so whether you guys are on ideological basis or whatever, and you want to go in on a real estate deal together to, you know, whatever, like buy some land to, you know, do whatever you're going to do, you're essentially becoming business partners.
And I just got to say, I mean, I don't, I have not had a good experience with business partnerships.
I have one business partner that we've been able to stick together, but my experience being in this world is that it generally doesn't work out.
And so, yeah.
And if you're going to do it, then someone needs to be in charge and have 100% authority to make decisions.
And, you know, they'll listen to someone's opinion, but they get to make decisions and no one's allowed to question it.
If you can agree on something like that, then yeah, maybe it would be a good idea.
Yeah.
Blood relatives often get into the worst of feuds over real estate and estates and all the rest of it.
So you and your racist internet buddies, I actually don't want to discourage people from trying it or looking into it.
But yeah, we even looked into it at one point years ago and we were just like, oh, man, that's going to be, it's going to be a nightmare.
Like anybody with a reasonable.
I agree with what John D is saying, which is like there needs to be a primary actor in it.
And there is no such thing as an equal partnership.
True.
If we're spent on real estate, I think we went through most of the questions and I asked most of mine.
John, can you touch a little bit for the parents with kids in the audience, many of whom shamefully do not have a living will yet to avoid probate and all the rest of it?
Do you have will and family estate planning experience or just some basics for the audience?
Yeah, I remember when you actually DM'd me this morning, I was thinking to myself, like, I don't actually know that much about this.
I probably know more than your average bear.
I mean, you know, one thing is that you can do a will through legal Zoom really easily.
So you show low is another one.
Yeah, you should have a will.
The other thing is that you are able to gift.
There is a certain percentage.
I don't know if it's a dollar amount or it is a company percentage.
I think it's like there it's a tax thing in the tax code that you're able to gift X amount to, I think maybe to anyone, but also like to, you know, to blood relatives or to family or whatever.
You should talk to your CPA about this, obviously.
But so one way to do this is like if you have a significant real estate portfolio, okay, you form a company where you have your kids, grandkids as other part owners.
And then over the years, every year, you gift them a percentage of that company.
Okay.
And you all have an undivided interest in the portfolio.
Okay.
And then you're gifting them ownership, the max amount of ownership you can every year.
That way, when you do pass, you avoid estate tax.
All right, John, good deal.
Well, thank you for your expertise in those two areas.
And I think with that, we're going to transition here a little bit, another word that's been cursed by modernity.
But you quit drinking, just put it straight out there, you quit drinking within the past year or two, if I recall correctly.
And we actually got a question from the audience within the past month about overcoming addiction because that is such a plague for so many of white people, including our guys.
Anybody who's been to one of our gatherings knows that we are upstanding, good, intelligent people, but there's always one or two guys who overdo it and act stupid, which is okay on occasion, right?
But I think drinking too much or pills or whatever it may be, weed for sure should be eliminated or reduced as much as possible.
So I don't want to probe too much, buddy, but what was your background and what made you quit and how did you do it?
Well, yeah, so I have two and a half years right now.
But background is that, you know, I come from an entire family of alcoholics, which I'm sure people can relate.
I mean, you know, great-grandfather, grandfather, uncles, you know, all that.
So yeah, it's, you know, I think it alcoholism is genetic.
I think a lot of people see it as a moral failing, which I don't believe that it is.
I think it's, it really is.
It's like they've done, they've been able to do the genetic research and see how this happens.
It's about 15% of the population.
But yeah, so background is, you know, I'm guessing you might mean drug of choice.
I mean, I like, I liked booze and downers.
Sure.
And yeah, and did, I mean, did you say, all right, enough is enough.
I'm getting clean.
Or did something happen that forced it for you?
Yeah.
So there consequences never got me sober.
And they don't ever get any real alcoholic sober.
The deal is that, and I'm a real alcoholic.
You know, I'm a recovered alcoholic, but I'm the real deal.
So they work.
Drugs and alcohol works until it stops working.
And you reach a point where you feel like I can't live with this and I can't live without it.
And that's the jumping off point.
And when you're at that point, it's either cry out for spiritual help or go on the rest of your life trying to blot out your intolerable situation.
And for me, I had enough pressure from outside forces to push me into a situation where I was able to have a moment of clarity and enough time away from drugs and alcohol and my life and business and all that other stuff that kept me distracted that I had enough of a moment of clarity to realize,
okay, if I keep doing what I'm doing, things are going to continue to get worse.
And I don't have control over that if I continue to do what I've been doing.
And just that little moment of clarity is what kind of was the first step in doing, you know, and getting where I am now.
Copy.
Did you backfill with anything?
Because, I mean, cards on the table, nicotine has been my addiction since the damn moment in high school.
I hung out with friends who smoked and I didn't smoke, didn't smoke, didn't smoke until one day I was like, screw this.
Let's see what this is all about.
And it was all downhill from there.
But at a certain point, you know, I had quit and I'd fallen off the wagon, quit falling off the wagon.
At a certain point, I had it under control.
And I think this is probably something that goes through every addict's mind as, well, I can, I got it under control now.
I can enjoy myself a little bit and not get fully back into total addiction.
But for me, it was vaping, which is still shameful and a waste of money and not a good thing, but it's certainly better than smoking.
So Did you fill the booze void with something?
Or just you're just like, you know, falls to the wall not doing that anymore.
Well, it's a family show, so I won't give my, I won't give my usual answer on that.
Sex.
Yeah, nicotine, caffeine, and pizza.
But yeah, I mean, truly, though, like for some reason, nicotine and caffeine doesn't cause the phenomenon of craving for me in that I can drink a couple cups of coffee and I'm like, all right, that's enough.
I don't think after my 15th cup of coffee, like, I should have another cup of coffee.
You know, or I'm not going to sit and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes and then be like, you know what?
I should drive to the store and get another pack of cigarettes.
It's just a different beast.
I don't know what it is about the chemical structure of those compounds because they definitely change the way I feel and give me some euphoria.
I don't smoke.
I use those little nicotine pouches or whatever, like the Zen or whatever.
I'm sure it's giving me stomach cancer.
But yeah, I mean, something about the structure of those two compounds doesn't cause the phenomenon of craving.
So I'm able to use them.
Sam, did you ever have to kick an addiction or a bad habit?
I'm sure you had like multitudes of them in your life years.
You know, not really.
That's just, it is kind of like a part of somebody's personality, I think, that I think you are kind of predispositioned to it.
Like John D was saying, this thing of it being a moral failing.
Well, it is and it isn't.
Like if I was a kleptomaniac, it wouldn't be okay for me to just be a kleptomaniac, though that seems to be an inborn tendency in some people.
You know, so like you, you have a problem and it's it's your responsibility to address it.
You know, maybe for some people, it's being overweight.
So, you know, you have a responsibility to address that too.
But no, I've always, you know, I do enjoy an alcoholic beverage or two.
But even at a party or something, I might enthusiastically enjoy that first one or two, but then I just, the, the feel for it drops off, you know, and I, I just, uh, I just don't have that kind of a, like a compulsion toward it.
But I understand that some people do.
And, and I, it, I have known several people personally that have gotten sober.
And let me tell you, the resolve of those people, it's heroic.
It's a very tough thing to overcome.
And I, I, I admire that.
I think some people, because they've not, uh, they have not come to a point of maturity of looking at it.
But if you've seen enough people who have ruined their lives or had real problems, then to see somebody gain mastery over that thing is, it's inspiring.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I mean, Smasher's addicted to 12 substances right now, and he's looking to add more.
And imagine how awesome it's going to be when he knows, Smasher buddy, how about you?
Any either habits or substances that you had to force yourself to give up?
Energy drinks, mostly, but I haven't given up totally.
Right.
But it hasn't gone off the reservation yet.
Not for a while.
Not since the last time I quit.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, John.
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure I actually answered your question in the sense that, no, it's not like you're not doing the Indiana Jones thing where it's like, you know, you pull the golden idol and you slap the bag of sand there.
It really is not a backfill with something else type operation.
In my case, the only thing that was going to ever work for me, the only thing I believe that actually works, period.
No therapists, no nothing.
It's working the 12 steps.
And I mean, essentially, if I'm backfilling with anything, it's you go from a self-centered life to a God-centered life.
And you focus on getting connected to a higher power.
And that, I mean, that's the issue, right?
Is that we're spiritually sick.
You use drugs and alcohol to soothe that spiritual sickness.
So you remove the drugs and alcohol.
You're still spiritually sick.
And so you have to have a spiritual experience to get to a place where that's your solution and not the drugs and alcohol.
So I mean, it's, you, it's like, sounds corny, but I mean, you backfill with God.
No, whatever works.
My old man, when I was smoking in late high school and college, and my parents didn't, surprisingly, didn't give me a hard time about it.
But my old man told me that his father was a smoker and quit.
And I said, well, how did grandpa quit, Dad?
And he said, he was a Marine.
He just one day threw him in the trash and said, I quit and just did it through sheer willpower.
And I presume that's not an apocryphal story.
So yeah, it's as simple as not doing it, even though your brain may be painting, pining for it, aching for it.
Well, probably having a community that you draw on, like 12-step programmer groups that are centered around that, you know, you have other people that are, you're relying on to help you keep straight.
Yeah, I think, so I want to make a clarification in that you, the difference between a real alcoholic and someone that's like a hard drinker, it's kind of like the hard drinker is someone that they have some consequences.
They may have a lot of consequences, but at some point they're just like, you know what?
This isn't working for me anymore.
And they just stop.
Okay.
The real alcoholic continues to drink and use despite consequences.
And when they honestly want to, they find they can't quit entirely, meaning they'll stop and then they'll be like, I'm done.
And they stop and then they'll drink again.
Or, you know, another thing, you might be an alcoholic if, you know, when you drink, you have little control over how much you drink.
And that just because you drink a lot doesn't mean you're an alcoholic.
It's there are people that are binge drinkers that, you know, they drink once a month, but when they do, they black out.
So, yeah, the real alcoholic, it's not a question of willpower.
It's a, you know, you truly, the real alcoholic has to have a spiritual experience to overcome.
So.
Yep.
And living in this world does literally drive people to drink.
I also have a buddy who was a, I don't know, 12 beer a night guy consistently.
He had an amazing constitution to be able to do that and function and not get in trouble and not do anything stupid, not black out.
And then one day he would, I don't know if he looked himself in the mirror or he just didn't feel good.
And he said, I should probably stop this.
And he stopped.
So that's, yeah, that's probably not alcoholism, right?
That was just recognizing a really bad habit and cunning it.
So he knows who he is.
Salute to him.
And I'm sure that there are a lot of white dads out there listening to this right now, or young whippersnappers hoping to start a family who probably drink more than they should.
And they don't call it the liquid Jew for nothing, gentlemen.
Yeah, for sure.
Mr. Producer says quitting drugs is easier than quitting drinking on account of the sheer availability of alcohol versus drugs.
You can physically move away from your drug connections, but you can't move away from alcohol.
Very true.
Well, wherever you move, there you are.
So trust me.
Very true, buddy.
Very deep thoughts from John D there.
Well, we're about to go to the break and into a lighter and more fun and freewheeling second hour after we have milked John Dee for his real estate.
Very scarce, limited, and frankly disappointing family estate planning knowledge.
And of course, the heartfelt stuff on quitting and overcoming addiction.
So, John, you game to play too, buddy?
Let's do it.
Damn.
All right.
Well, in keeping with our last segment there, Mr. Producer, please take us to the break with from 1983 and the second Dockin appearance on Full House.
is breaking the chains and we will be right back The world around you, closing in.
You need a change of phobic, feeling scared.
You need somebody, but no one seems to care.
A won't take it, a change of pace.
You've had enough, can't take no more.
Nobody else could find you.
Take a good look around you.
Breaking the chains.
Got this letter, paid today from my baby who left me yesterday.
Said she loves me, she'll come back.
She wants to fly.
I won't let her, she'll be upset.
I know it's better than something I regret.
She's been dishonest and insincere.
I lost my mind twenty times a year.
Breaking the chains around me.
Nobody else could buy me.
Full House episode 89 with special guest John D. Really took all of my powers of resistance there to not make another one of those jokes.
Honored to have John Dee on.
Check out the Fit Lords on Telegram and their weekly show.
I've listened to a few.
I should have listened to all of them by now.
But really, like if you thought that we give advice and somewhat focused help to people, they really zero in on health and fitness and finance.
So hats off to you guys, John D and your partner there.
Hope you keep at it.
Let's see.
We have congrats.
This is the maybe the third full house we've had where a guest or a birth panelist gave the birth announcement.
So John Dee, congratulations again, buddy.
It's too early.
You don't know if you're having a boy or a girl, right?
Yeah, it's early.
I hope I don't regret talking about it.
But yeah, we're, yeah, my fiancé's pregnant, so it's real exciting.
That's amazing.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
There's no curse or anything.
I mean, we have had miscarriages, and a friend just let us know today that his wife had to go to the hospital with bleeding and she did miscarry.
So it does happen more frequently than you'd think.
I told her that we would make another one immediately at a boy.
I know this isn't the conspiracy show, but I've been hearing some weird stuff about women, miscarriages and women's menstrual cycles and stuff relating to this vaccine.
Sure.
Yeah, I was talking to a local guy the other day who said that this is clearly more on the conspiracy side of things, but he thinks that the vaccine he even said it's going to be like a real holocaust, that this was a mass infertilization effort across the globe, a culling of the herd, as somebody called it.
Well, the scary part is that the women that are reporting this are not the women that are that have taken the vaccine.
It's women that are around other women that have been vaccinated.
So it's kind of scary that it's affecting women that were not vaccinated.
And, you know, like, what's the mechanism of action?
Who knows?
But, like, how do women's menstrual cycles sync up?
There is some communication fertility-wise going on between them.
I know literally one guy in the thing who got the vaccine, and he's a bit of a data-driven nerd with some libertarian priors.
But I can't think of a single other person who's gotten it aside from Smasher who's gotten the Johnson ⁇ Johnson, AstraZeneca, and the Moderna.
Well, I'm just kidding so that there's less available for Jews.
Right.
Yeah.
He wanted to enhance his autism there.
He's too fertile.
He keeps throwing twins, one more vaccine, and maybe he'll go back to being a normal person.
I'm kidding.
You're quiet tonight, buddy.
I got to bust your stones.
I'm trying to keep you awake there.
I'm good.
It was just, I didn't have much.
I also wanted to wish.
Go ahead, brother.
Yeah.
The first half was great.
And like everything that I know about real estate was said.
So I was like, all right, I can just sit here.
I don't have to add anything.
There you go.
All right.
Way to go, John D. Shut up, Smasher.
Sorry, I'm being a jerk tonight.
Sorry about that.
Also, wanted to congratulate Mr. Bach.
Buddy said that Mr. Bach is a big fan of Full House.
And he recently welcomed, I believe, his first.
So congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Bach, not to be confused with Mr. Bond.
Great new white life.
And please, of course, let us know fullhouse show at ProtonMail.com for whatever you want read on the air.
Within reason, of course.
All right.
We teased Full House Love Connection or Feds Meeting Feds last week.
And this week, we have a young gentleman who I know personally and would vouch for to all of our single female listeners out there.
And he writes in, he says, with ancestors all hailing from the British Isles, a mid-20s man in Northern Virginia is looking for love.
While his manlet tier height at five foot nine is nothing to brag to your group chat about, his steely green eyes, broad shoulders, and hairy forearms will make you look twice.
His autistic autistic charm will impress you when he remembers everything from your pet peeves to your favorite couple on season three of 90 Day Fiancé.
All right, simp.
Just kidding.
A principled grug, despite his big brain college degree, he will act goofy with you while having enough wits to keep you engaged.
No pun intended.
Loyal to a fault and a wignat to the core, he's willing to provide for you and the many white children you will hopefully make with him.
Available while supplies last.
All right.
So, ladies, if that accurate and charming description fits your interest, drop us a line.
You have to be a fed or a honeypot or a catfish or whatever else.
Yes, just not a trap.
Traps not allowed.
We have to draw the line somewhere.
Yeah, but he's a great guy.
And I am serious about this.
Another guy said he was going to send in a description because we know great guys and it is difficult to meet good people out there.
So we know we have a lot of ladies in the audience.
Let us know.
All right.
We got a tough one in the inbox.
Kind of a heartbreaking story.
So here goes.
And this guy is asking for advice.
Hello, coach Smasher Sam MP.
I hope you're all enjoying spring weather and your families.
Aside from congratulating you on the recent anniversary, I'm in need of advice.
I'm beginning to feel like I'm ready to build a family myself, but it's been five years since my last serious relationship.
I was with my high school sweetheart, and we'd been together for roughly a year as adults when she had an instance of infidelity.
I call it an instance and not an affair because it was a one-night thing, not a deliberate attempt to have a relationship behind my back.
Regardless, her conscience got the better of her.
She confessed completely unprovoked.
I didn't react in the best way, and I didn't overreact.
I didn't react enough.
I didn't get as angry as I should have.
After a brief separation, we reconciled.
Shortly after that, she discovered she was pregnant.
Being the man I am, I committed to being a father, whether it was mine or not.
And he puts in parentheses, what in the world was I thinking?
But at this point, the entire relationship was over.
We were going through the motions.
There was no intimacy, and she would say things about the pregnancy like my child, knowing full well that I couldn't say the same.
One day I left my phone unlocked.
She saw I had been in touch with one of my exes, wasn't flirting, just a conversation, but she took that as a way out.
So later that day, I got to work.
I saw she had sent me a text to let me know that I was no longer welcome in quote-unquote her home.
All my things were on the back porch, and that if I tried to come inside or contact her again, she'd call the police.
I had to leave work, get my things, call my old man to see if he had somewhere I could put them.
When I learned from a mutual friend that she'd had the baby, I messaged her from a new number and congratulated her.
She asked who I was.
I told her, and she immediately flew off the handle, saying, you've got a lot of nerve messaging me after ignoring me and the baby for so long.
Yada yada.
I'm with a new guy now, not the one-night stand guy, mind you.
He has a father.
The boy has a father.
We don't need you, etc.
So I went to child services, got the paperwork to file for custody, submit to a paternity test, and all that.
The day that I put it in the mail, I learned that the boy passed away from Sid's.
She messaged me after I'd already learned that from the mutual friend and told me how sorry she was.
She knew he was mine from day one.
His baby pictures and mine were virtually identical.
I was broken from it for a long time, couldn't fathom that level of betrayal.
And the fact that I had my firstborn son taken from me before I could ever hold him or even hear him cry was almost too much.
I'm glad I didn't have any Minecraft equipment at the time because that was the only night of my life when I was ready to give it all up.
Three to four years later, I took the red pill and realized I had a duty to my people that outweighs my own fears and hesitancies.
So the issue is, while the woman that I date now will agree rationally that premarital sex is wrong, when I refuse to cross that line, she's offended, and naturally so, I think, because she thinks it's a reflection on attractiveness.
In reality, it's my reticence to ever create another child outside of wedlock.
I really don't like talking about it, as you can imagine, but it seems like even when I do open up about it, it only makes me appear vulnerable.
I go to church, told my friends what kind of woman I'm looking for, but they're awfully few and far between.
I could use some advice on how to get a woman to agree or who agrees on such a fundamental issue.
Warm regards, and I'll just call him EME.
Thank you, EME, for writing in.
And that is heartbreaking.
My initial thought is just because that happened doesn't mean that you have to be a total stickler on premarital sex, but I will stop there and turn it over to these guys to see who wants to chime in.
You have to behead the ex.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's rough.
Yeah, that is still, he's still from that experience.
So he's refusing to go for it.
And well, yeah, the premarital sex thing I agree with there.
And as far as how to make a normy, worldly person understand that, you might key in on your faith and things like that.
And this is some part of a thing that you believe in and live out very strongly.
And I think maybe that's the way to get someone to understand it.
But in other respects, when you go through a breakup or anything like this horrific story, when you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on.
That's how you get better at it.
So I think the temptation for somebody is when you go through something like this, you say, oh, why me?
Woe is me.
This is the most horrible story in the world.
And the thing is, this is happening a million times a day to people all over the world.
And not for any particular reason.
It's just life.
So don't think that you're in some sort of horrible ultimate story and just realize this thing is happening to people or versions of it are happening to people all the time.
It's not you.
It's perhaps a stretched analogy here.
But Junior was the silver slugger on his little league team two years ago.
He's the best hitter on the team.
It was machine pitch.
Then he missed a year due to COVID.
And this year he's up in the big leagues with the big boys and he can't lick, he can't get a hit.
And it's all up in his head.
He's questioning himself, etc.
And it's tough.
I'm trying to tell him to like smack himself about the face and just go in there and have fun.
Who cares?
People strike out all the time.
But Mr. Producer has not had his Snickers this evening.
And he says all he has to do is tell that story to the current girl and she will understand.
And if she doesn't, she shouldn't be your girl.
Right.
And frankly, I wouldn't, you know, yeah, in this day and age, like a girl who's like, come on, baby, let's have some fun.
And if you're not adequately explaining why not, I would totally understand why she'd be a little bit put out or hurt.
I, yeah, I'm not as trad to think that not having fun before marriage is the best idea.
I salute people who go that route.
We've talked about this a little bit on the show before.
But my personal opinion to this guy is to not make that like an absolute prerequisite because I still think that that is a little bit odd and unnatural.
John D, do you agree with me or do you agree with Sam?
I guess this is a dear listener, and so I don't want to be too harsh, but Sam said, it's not you.
You're not a bad person.
I mean, I think I would modify that a little bit and say it is you, but you're not a bad person.
Your mindset is screwed up, for one.
I think if we don't realize that what you were doing in that previous relationship sounds like you had yourself in the one-down position and you were sort of agreeing and going along with everything.
And if we don't change that mindset, Then it doesn't matter, you know, whether you with, you know, don't have sex, do have sex, you know, whatever, you're going to end up getting cheated on again.
I hate to say that, but it's the truth.
You have to establish your frame and enforce that with your partner and no matter what.
And so that's one thing.
And the second thing is that women, whether religious or not religious or whatever, they don't hold the same type of intellectual principles in the same way that we do.
So women are religious, non-religious, whatever, they are going to connect sex and affection with your interest and love for them, period.
So if you are, if you are withholding sex, no matter what reasoning you give them or whatever, that is going to send them like it sends a message to them on like a biological primitive level that something is off here.
Well, once upon a time, women had a higher sense of dignity and they would hold out themselves to make sure that they could be taken care of and get a good marriage and things like that.
So, you know, the whole system is screwed up.
You may have a point there, but we should, I think, aim towards the higher ideal there.
You know, you play with the fire, you're going to get burned.
Yes, Sam, I think you're right in that.
But even still in that time, if a man wasn't interested in it and showing interest.
Oh, yeah.
And attempting to be bringing her flowers and doing all kinds of nice things for her all the time.
Sure.
I agree with that.
I don't know about doing nice things for her and bringing her flowers or whatever, but at least like you need to like make it clear that you're not trying to be her best friend and that you are interested in sex.
Another thing that jumps out too is that he seems since he mentioned it first, he seems primarily concerned about another accidental pregnancy.
And secondarily, perhaps I'm reading between the lines about the principles and the chastity and the rest of it.
So if having another unplanned pregnancy is the biggest concern, there are obvious ways to have fun and not have that happen.
So that would be one suggestion.
But if, I mean, if you're, if you're, if you're really fair enough, fair enough.
Yep.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, yeah, you should find a girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with and get down to business.
MP says if you hold out on her when she wants it, she'll see things as a complete rejection of her on a biological level.
She sees this as something fundamentally wrong between you and her.
We may not like that, but I think that's probably the case for women's psychology.
Not that I know a damn bit about women's psychology.
Well, it goes to the thing of another time people would court and get married.
Now you got these five and seven and eight year long courtships and things like this.
Yeah.
So go ahead.
Yeah, I think that you want to have a society that has intense social pressure that can enforce these kind of things.
But we also have to play the hand we're dealt.
And There are certain aspects of modern life that, you know, I mean, I don't think that like the amount of dating women that I did is something that like I would want other people to do, but it did prepare me to be able to pull a really hot chick when the time came.
So I don't know, you know, these are, and that's what I want.
That's what I need to be happy, you know, at least on some level.
So it's, it's, we have to, I don't know, we have to accept modernity to some degree to be able to get what we want, not just be the principal loser.
Not that I'm suggesting that Sam is saying we do that.
John D, you were in the dating pool most recently out of any of us just by a couple of days for Mr. Producer.
No, I'm kidding.
How did you meet your lovely fiancé?
Dude, we at the gym, bro.
We met.
We met on a dating app, and like within, I think it was within the first like 15 minutes, I realized that she was sober through 12-step program as well.
And we just really hit it off from there.
And yeah, and so that was we had, we met a year ago on the 25th, and we got a baby on the way and we're getting married.
So sounds good.
Yeah.
Small and the fine print of the Full House special guest appearance contract is that we are all now formally invited to the wedding.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see you there.
All right.
I'll start making my plan.
She has, she's horrified her normie friends by telling them this is the wedding is the last thing I'll ever have control over in my entire life.
So you'll have to, you'll have to take up that invite with her.
That's her department.
Well, if I can analyze your accent, it sounds like you're somewhere up in the Great Lakes region of Minnesota.
So yeah, we'll just plan for that.
Sorry.
All right.
Thank you guys.
Good luck, EME.
And we'll throw you in the Full House Love Connection too.
Ladies, if you heard that story and you're interested, drop us a line.
We'll see how this goes.
I don't know if this is going to be a recurring thing, if it's going to be a huge disaster, a flop, or a smashing feckand success.
So we certainly hope it's the latter.
All right.
MP, lazy dog that he is, finally, after many months of my cajoling, hustling, bothering, begging, he finally put together a couple clips of Full House through the years, or at least over the past year.
And I think he's got them broken down by birth panelists.
Truth be told, we didn't do too much coordination on this.
So MP, fire up the Wayback Machine, please, and let her rip with a couple of our outtakes, greatest takes, whatever.
Say amen.
I was just telling you guys before the show that I am grumpier and more surly tonight on Showtime than probably for any other show.
And it's not for any particular reason other than my internet has sucked worse than a bag of donkey ears, we'll say.
And I beat a Jew at NFL Blitz in college for several hundred dollars.
So it's true.
I frog marched him to the ATM and I even gave him a little bit of a discount because I'm a nice guy.
But man, I was the king of the dorms at NFL Blitz.
Sorry, I'm a colored kid.
What's the acronym for Bank of America?
You guys know that one?
Oh, is that Bofa?
Bofa.
I have been teaching myself to code.
Right.
You got a future.
Yeah.
Me and a couple of guys decided, let's see if we can figure any of this out.
I never thought I'd have an aptitude for it.
I was never interested in it.
I thought I'd give it the old college try one time and be like, wow, this is for gay nerds.
Get on with my life.
I'm actually having a lot of fun with it.
Well, that's because it's for gay nerds.
You walk right into that one.
Like the stuff that Republicans get excited about is like, uh, yeah, who cares?
I fucked that one up.
All right.
Okay, here we go.
As America goes increasingly upside down, pear-shaped, whatever you want to call it, watermelon-shaped.
It's yeah, Nikkei, there was this beautiful bird out of my bird feeder the other day.
It was small, it was white, and it had a black cap on it.
Any idea what that one's called?
Lay it on me.
It was a black cap chickadees nuts in your mouth.
What was the Greek god of hell?
Or, you know, Hades?
Hades nuts.
Well, they spray painted free Palestine and F Israel on a synagogue in a Jewish neighborhood in Minneapolis where several businesses were burnt.
Vince McMahon, meme picture one.
Yeah.
Where we went.
I wish Smasher was on the show.
I know.
Okay.
Well, all right.
I'm going to tell him to listen and I'm just giving him a taste of his own medicine.
His little stupid one-liners smasher.
Thank you, MP.
All right.
Yes, I guess I am a one-trick pony of uh cheap humor on the show.
Yeah, it wasn't quite as good as calling uh Epstein hanging himself in the prison cell, which is literally what he did.
That was clearly like the finest moment of my life.
Very proud one.
Do you want to do any of the other ones?
Yeah, of course, of course.
All right.
How about it?
Who do you want next?
JO, Sam, Smasher.
But put Sam up next.
All righty.
Let's do it.
It's like Tucker said: if this was real, the abortion clinics would be shut down and the liquor stores would be shut down and the lottery ticket line would be shut down.
Good line.
Yep.
Well, I'd like to give a little counterpoint to that.
There's infinite content to do.
So let's just take our time and do it.
There's always new tantric sex positions to discuss.
Well, on this show, we always pride ourselves on putting practical information in the hands of people that you can go out and do.
If it's natural family planning or tantric sex or financial tips, whatever it is, we put practical information in the hands of people.
So now I'm moving to you want to get laid tonight.
Okay.
I know you do.
We have to awaken to the things that unite us.
And these things that really, really did divide us before have either got to be discarded or set in a certain context where they can't hurt us like that anymore.
Boy, but the guy's like such a retard.
Burn your house down, collect the insurance money, and move to the blackest nation.
Jewish lightning, they call it.
We all know that poor children are just as smart as white children.
And that was another good Biden line.
Retard that guy is.
I mean, my goodness.
But Mr. Producer, you're going to have to bleep this, but drugs are for niggers.
Absolutely.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
There you go.
All right, Sam.
Yeah.
Good, good stuff.
Good times.
Good times.
I hesitate to see what the curation is going to be like for Potato Smasher.
Ready?
Actually, I'm really excited.
Okay.
Here we go.
Minneapolis, last I heard was literally just this crap hole.
People dying, like gang warfare, the whole shebang.
That's great.
I never get to hear my own jokes.
Yeah, because you don't listen to the show, Knucklehead.
What show?
He says that anti-wisdom is the true wisdom, and that if it feels good, you should do it.
Smasher, are you just going to be a silent observer for this show?
Yes.
I think Sam is the king of if it feels good, do it.
Oh, yeah.
He's got 37 kids.
He's also clearly figured out the D's nuts.
For truth and right, the fools may fight.
We fight, but for ourselves alone.
I sent the chef my compliments.
My compliments were the N-word.
Do people die at Occasion Wall Street?
I mean, besides from like overdoses, there were rapes for sure.
Remember reading about that?
Yeah, dude.
And in peace, I don't remember anything about it.
I was not.
I was not.
Oh, shit.
If he were a black man, and we can't be sure he's not really, he'd definitely be one of those Kangs over in ancient Egypt.
Brilliant, toothy white smile, building them pyramids with Irish slave labor.
Our official foreman, Potato Smasher, welcome back.
That's right.
That's right.
When you need work done, you call Smasher, Hammer Time, and he got it done.
So thank you, friend.
That is so embarrassing.
I can't believe I just did that.
I'll put that in the greatest hits clips.
Not bad, buddy.
I never get to hear my own jokes.
It's great.
Yeah.
I think he left out some of your greatest Fed posts intentionally.
People do that every time they edit things I say.
Yeah, we'll do a black label show behind a paywall one day.
But for right now, we're out there for free for purpose, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Jo, his schedule, a couple people have asked, hey, where's Jo?
Everything is fine with Joe.
We're fine with Jo, but his schedule is not permitting him.
And we're stuck in a rut of having to do it at this time every night of the week, which doesn't work for him.
So that's why JO hasn't been on the show for a while.
But MP, do you have JO clips too?
I sure do.
All right.
There we go.
He's also gay.
What's that discount German grocery store?
Aldi.
It's Aldi, Jay.
I can blank my own blank, but don't be jealous because it's not like getting your blank blanked.
It's like blanking a black.
I saw the picture of one of them running out of Target or whatever with two boneless jungle hams, or as white people call them, watermelons.
Hat tip to Whitey McGee there.
Yeah.
Or our buddy got somebody so bad with what he's like, you know why?
It's called Dreama, right?
Because there's Threema nuts on your chin.
The average black that you see running into or out of Target or Foot Locker or hilariously in the Bay Area, they like looted these two stores, skipped over Burns and Noble, and looted more.
Strange.
Hey, Smasher, can I ask you a question real quick?
You just did.
Why do black people smell bad?
Because they can't pay their water bills.
So blind people can hate them too.
Oh, Jo, the professional podcaster, there.
There you have it.
All right.
That was good.
And of course, whenever Jayo asked me that, and I said, because they don't pay their water bills, well, I thought that again listening before.
Yeah, I was like, I do it.
Truth be told.
It's also, I love the glaring fact that there's no greatest hits of Mr. Producer because he adds absolutely zero value to the show.
He's never said a creative or funny thing on that show.
Don't forget the audio issues.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, I joked about it.
Two years ago, we sound like shit coming from you.
I don't know if that's that funny.
I think MP is passively, aggressively starting to become less professional.
Just to screw me for my endless jokes and all the rest of it.
But we love MP just as much as any other person.
I have only one from me, and it's not even me.
It's you.
And then a drop.
Here, I'll play it.
All right.
We are back with the American White Power Quartet.
Mr. Producer put his muzzle on again.
Or did he?
Thanks for the scraps, asshole.
And it's showtime.
So, MP, shoot the flares.
That's all I got.
Oh, that's all right.
Yeah.
I love having to come up with a new, like, damn the torpedoes every week, really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Now, if the audience didn't catch the reference, realtors love to drive Land Rovers and have vanity plates that say, like, buy home or, you know, land for sale, something like that.
So that was illegal to run those people off the road.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I had, I had good experiences with realtors through one, two, three, four, five.
Me too, but like your vanity plate is gay and you should feel bad.
Correct.
We used to do vanity plates in our 20s thinking it was cool.
We used to come up with a new creative one every year.
And then eventually we're like, yeah, that's a waste of money and kind of self-aggrandizing and gay.
The only vanity plate I would ever have is one that says, I love Hitler, and they won't let me.
I saw a dude that had one that said sick pump.
And that was freaking.
Yeah, Virginia is infamous for having a huge variety of vanity plates and the different types as well as you can put in the text and see if it'll come up and stuff.
So fun with that and 1488 and all the different variations back in the day.
John D, anything on top of your head before we go to navigating the collapse?
Either things that we overlooked from real estate or other dad or emerging, you are an emerging dad right now.
You're about to escape the chrysalis and become a full-fledged man.
Yeah, I mean, I briefly talked about house hacking.
You should that's if there's one thing you take away as if you're a young man listening to this or even someone with a family, there's a lot of info out there on this concept.
Also, the Burr strategy.
Just go to Bigger Pockets, read, you know, just do your search engines for bloody dads, Google history.
Yeah, do your search engines for Burr, B-R-R-R-R, I think.
And house hacking.
And that's real estate's extremely powerful.
Just start, you can do it.
Start researching it.
Sure.
And don't feel bad about doing some like questionable Jewish shit because the real estate market is not for you, white man, and you are taking power by doing what Jews do.
Yeah, renting sucks.
Owning is great.
Tax benefits, ownership, principal, sweat equity, all the rest of it.
And yeah, the only, in my opinion, the only reason that renting makes sense is if you're not sure that you're going to stay in that house for a certain amount of time to enjoy the appreciation.
What's the tax capital gains mitigation?
You have to live in your house for a few years at least, John, before all more or less all appreciation.
I think if you make like a million dollars appreciation, they will start taxing it at some point.
So if it's your personal residence and you live there for more than two years, then you're able to avoid cap gains, I'm pretty sure.
But it's also just on any investment property, it's a year for long-term capital gains.
When shopping for a realtor, aside from looking for a white Gentile, any tips on that front?
Yeah, if they have bad communication, immediately drop them.
In terms of not answering your questions within 24 hours, that sort of thing.
No, I mean, they should be accessible by text or by phone within the day.
And parts of the country, I know that you don't have your finger on the pulse of every real estate market in the country, but if you could pick up and leave parts of the country, I mean, this gets into demographics, of course, and social trends, but any places you like in theory, in principle?
I think I can give you more of a principle, conceptual way to look at this in the sense that you should find somewhere that you can add value in the sense of like, not value, like, I'm going to be a benefit to the community, although that is good.
But what I think you should do is so you can start to analyze markets by looking at what are houses in this area selling for.
And if you find one that's going for undermarket that needs renovation, you can buy it, do some of the work yourself, hire some subcontractors, manage them very tightly, and be able to add value in that area.
And I think people think that you have to do this in urban areas or suburbs.
But now with the way the like the intra national migration that we were talking about, I believe that this has this value add type operation can be done in these smaller locations.
And so I would look for something that is drive time less than an hour out of a metro that is still growing, which, you know, yeah.
Yeah.
And I would add on to that, privacy and security are priceless.
And if you have the chance, we all know that the GOP is a farce, a shell game, and that red state, blue state doesn't guarantee anything.
They're changing constantly and the Republicans suck.
And it's not like they're going to hold the line on everything.
But you do have to find peace of mind, gun rights, and the likelihood to not get tax completely out of your ass.
If you can choose the whitest, reddest, and in my opinion, most rural place that you can make a living and go about your life and maybe even send your kids to the schools.
I know I'm sort of a heretic on that front, but it hasn't been too bad here.
So just one thing that I want to make sure that the producer has dropped this into the chat box, and he's right.
I mean, along with house hacking, the other really, really powerful real estate investment strategy is Burr, and that's buy, rehab, rent, refinance.
I won't go into it anymore now, but it is a buy and hold strategy.
And bigger pockets is the place to go looking for that.
And I highly, highly recommend that young guys out there look into that.
And Smasher, you are our in-house, Mr. Fix-It.
You're good at it.
It's in your DNA, I would say.
But for people who are scared by fixer-uppers and, you know, just taking a gamble on a house that's in rough shape as opposed to whatever they call it, move-in ready, it can be done.
It can be learned.
It can't, yeah.
Especially like if you have somewhere that you can stay and it's relatively easy for you to be there and have a property, like that's ideal.
So like when we bought our house, we were living with my parents.
And so it was super easy.
We were able to take our time.
So I would say step one is like make sure that you are secure.
And then when it comes to tools, like buy once, cry once, you might only ever do DIY stuff, but if you want to renovate a house yourself or at least do some of the renovation to make it move, you know, acceptable to move in, buy better tools.
Just buy better tools.
Don't buy crappy brands because they won't make it through even, you know, they might even burn out by the end of a small renovation at your house.
We have at least half a dozen Milwaukee power tools now.
Thanks for your advice on that.
Milwaukee gang.
Yeah.
I just, yeah.
Yeah.
We have half a dozen Milwaukee power tools now.
Yep.
Thanks to you.
You're welcome.
I was going to add one thing in that I feel like we might be talking about things in like somewhat too advanced.
And I recognize that in the sense that some guys are so financially screwed up that they're like can't even imagine doing any of what we're talking about.
And like shameless plug, but also just real talk is that like on the Fitlords, we do talk about like actually how to budget.
And I think it's easier than you think.
Well, I put it this way.
It's simple, but it ain't easy.
So it's getting a budget set up and getting to your first 10 grand or whatever is going to be the hardest part of the whole deal.
But getting what I like to call financial sobriety is what it takes first to get yourself in a position to be able to invest.
Yeah, it's a game.
Somebody once described it to me: saving, investing, et cetera, is a game with rules.
And if you more or less follow the rules and the principles and don't act like an irresponsible moron, even if you have a bad track record in the past and you're personally irresponsible, stick to the rules, stick to the principles, and even you, yes, you, dear, clueless, indebted English major, unemployed listener, you can turn it around.
And bless you, John, and your partner on the show for really just making it a purely focused, practical self-improvement show.
Which is absolutely essential.
All right.
In that spirit, let's go on to prepping and classics from the past with our main man, Nathaniel Scott.
He sends these straight to MP.
None of us ever hear them before they come on except for him.
So fire up, and we'll bring this puppy home.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse with your host, Nathaniel Scott.
Recently, an article was published on the Occidental Observer titled Confronting the Judiocracy: The Six Stages of Enlightenment.
In it, Thomas Dalton describes the stages of understanding the Jewish question and how to overcome each stage with someone you're talking to.
I highly recommend the full article, but here are some of his points along with my own experiences.
The stages are similar to the five stages of grief and are as follows.
1. Denial.
2. Irrelevance.
3. Impotence.
4. Misplaced Anger.
5. Acceptance.
And finally, 6. Righteous Anger and Action.
Obviously, our goal is to get to step 6.
So here's how to overcome some of those hurdles.
For denial, you simply must make a definitive case that Jews have excessive influence over our society.
This is not too difficult.
And if you've been listening to us or other shows for any length of time, you'll have more than enough material to make your case.
It's best if you can show situations relevant to the personal life of a person.
He doesn't like his mayor, governor, Globo Homo Corporation CEO, or local NGO.
Check his early life.
Make a bet if you think it's appropriate.
Ten bucks says anti-white person X is Jewish, goes a long way and is a reliable source of income.
Once they start refusing to take the bet, you know they're starting to understand.
Once you've made your case in such a way that it simply cannot be denied, the typical response is that it simply is irrelevant.
They're just individuals anyway.
It's not like we can ascribe characteristics across an entire race, right?
Wrong, you blind idiot.
Jewish overrepresentation is a big problem that can be shown in how powerful Jews act and spend their money.
Just look at Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Joe Biden's cabinet.
Again, the examples you use will have a better effect if the recipient is personally attached to the issue.
Some angles you could use are communism, capitalism, degeneracy in media, race-mixing propaganda, anti-whiteness in academia, pornography, anti-Christianity, and many others.
Just criticizing these issues will lead to calls of anti-Semitism.
And as I always say, if you throw a stone into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one you hit.
Once realizing all this, a person will begin to feel impotent.
Better to let things alone and ignore everything.
They're too powerful after all, they'll say.
Again, you'll need to tailor your argument to the individual depending on what they're motivated by.
It could be their family, the environment, their country, or just the moral cause of it.
At the end, you may need to tell them to come back to you once they turn off the television and are ready to do something with their life.
Somewhere in the process, you will stumble across misplaced anger.
The propaganda will kick in, and they will have moral certainty that anyone who criticizes Jews is a uniquely evil person, even you.
This is probably the greatest barrier I've found in most people.
It's difficult to overcome.
I think the best way is to get them to question something and do the research themselves.
The realization should be their own in some way.
It's easier to get someone to question something than believe something, so start there.
When they're not allowed to question something, that naturally raises people's suspicion.
Try to get them to do some self-analysis.
Why do I get uncomfortable whenever I hear someone say, Jews?
Why am I willing to give Israel the benefit of the doubt when I wouldn't do the same for Saudi Arabia?
Turn the focus away from yourself and back to the question at hand.
You are not a bad person for asking questions or saying verifiable truths.
Give them permission to do the same.
Eventually, hopefully, you'll get to acceptance.
They understand the issue and accept its consequences.
But, ideally, they won't stop there and will direct their righteous anger towards the correct source into constructive action.
Congratulations, you've just doubled.
Do it again as soon as you can.
Nikolaj Velimirovich was a Serbian Orthodox priest, an influential writer, and gifted orator.
He was given a medal by Adolf Hitler for his restoration of a German World War I cemetery.
During World War II, he was detained in Dachau.
After the war, he avoided communist Yugoslavia and instead fled to the United States, where he eventually died.
He was canonized as a saint after his death, although some of his writings would be considered controversial in the modern era.
Happy Easter to my Orthodox friends, especially Nikkei.
Here are the words of Saint Nikolaj.
On the contrary, to the Father of saints, there is also the Father of darkness and malice.
And to that Father, all the opponents of Christ, all the opponents of light, all the opponents of love have been attracted.
That father of darkness and malice and hatred is the devil.
The elders of the Jewish people in the time of God in the flesh were pleased with the devil.
Although they neither knew nor acknowledged it, the all-seeing Christ saw and testified to them.
Your father, he says, is the devil, and you want to do the will of your father.
For he says again, If God were your father, you would love me because I came from God.
But many Jews did not receive those words, but rose up against Christ, and trampled him and killed him to their eternal death.
Blinded by Satan like Judas, they are not you who share God in Christ.
Inspired by the stinking spirit of Satan, they judged and killed Christ.
And above all, they proved to be worse opponents of God than the pagan Pilate, because in the fury of their wickedness, they uttered that terrible word, His blood be on us and our children.
Thus, that innocent blood became like a scourge that chases them like cattle through the centuries from earth to earth, and like a fire that burns all their piles of plot against Christ.
Because that's what the devil, their father, teaches them.
The devil taught them how to rebel against the Son of God, Jesus Christ.
The devil has taught them through all the ages so far how to fight against the sons of Christ, against the children of light, against the followers of the gospel, and eternal life.
Over the centuries, those who crucified the Messiah, the Lord Jesus, the Son of God, made Europe the main battlefield between God and the devil.
It is today the main battlefield of the Jew and their father the devil, against the heavenly father and against his only begotten Son, incarnated by the Virgin and against the sanctuary of the Holy Spirit.
Europe does not know that, and in that is all the desperate fate of it, all the dark tragedy of its peoples.
First of all, she doesn't know who she is.
Then, she doesn't know who is her friend and who is her enemy.
She does not know when to call the Father and when the Son, which is why her fatherhood and sonship, parenthood and children are spat upon.
She knows nothing but what the Jews give her as knowledge.
She believes nothing but what the Jews command her to believe.
She does not know how to value anything until the Jews set her scales as a measure of value.
Her most learned sons are atheists according to the recipe of the Jews.
Its greatest scientists teach that nature is the main God and that there is no other God outside of nature.
And Europe accepts that.
Its politicians, as sleepwalkers in ecstasy, talk about the equality of all beliefs and disbeliefs, which is just ignorance.
What the Jews want is this: they first need to be legally equated with Christianity, and then to suppress Christianity and make Christians unbelievers and become their heels.
All modern European slogans were composed by the Jews who crucified Christ.
Democracy, strikes, socialism, atheism, tolerance of all faiths, pacifism and universal revolution, capitalism and communism.
These are all inventions of the Jews.
That is, of their father, the devil.
And all this is in order to humiliate Christ, to annul Christ, and put their Jewish Messiah on the throne of Christ.
Not knowing even today that it is Satan himself who is their father, who restrained them with his bridle and whipped them with his whip.
My brethren, what the Jews do against God the Father and the Son of God, the Lord Jesus Christ, is not surprising.
Because the Lord Christ himself, clairvoyant and infallible, said that their father is the devil and they do the pleasures of their father.
But it is astonishing that Europeans, baptized and anointed, have completely surrendered to the Jews so that they think with a Jewish head, accept Jewish programs, adopt Judeo-Christianity, accept Jewish lies as truths, accept Jewish slogans as their own, walk the Jewish path, and serve Jewish goals.
It is surprising in our time and nothing more in the world.
Everything else is less important or unimportant.
But the most important thing is how Christian Europe became the handmaid of the Jews and how it fell away from the Father of light and acknowledged the devil as its father and all its thoughts and desires and deeds.
You should tell me about that, Serbian brothers, and in connection with that, to correct your path before your thoughts, desires, and deeds, that you may not be like the sons of Satan.
May Christ help you.
Amen.
Thank you, Nathaniel Scott.
Killer first half there.
Practical JQ advice for the audience, as opposed to survivalism this week.
And yeah, absolutely.
Happy Easter to our Orthodox friends.
It's really late this week, or this year, May for Easter.
We boiled a lot of, hard-boiled a lot of eggs for our Easter, and then the day got away from us.
So we were like, all right, well, we'll just keep them in the fridge until Orthodox Easter.
Little did we know they would be languishing in the fridge for a couple weeks.
I presume they're still going to be good.
But yeah, God bless the Serbs, Serbs, Christos Serodi, and happy Easter again.
All right, let's land this plane and start with a thanks.
And John D.
It was an honor to have you on.
Great practical stuff.
Thank you for everything you're doing on the Fit Lords.
And good luck with that new white life on the way, buddy.
Yeah, thanks for having me on.
Really appreciate it.
You got it.
Sammy baby, I was having a cold beer out in the field listening to last week's show.
I usually listen at least once just to see how it went.
And I smiled multiple times with your gems.
I mean, I always smile, but you did a really nice job last week.
Well, thank you.
Yeah, that was a good show.
And this was a good show, too.
A lot of good food for thought, a lot of good helpful advice for people.
Damn straight.
We love our audience, and we can't adhere to every request that they put through, or sometimes they get put on the back burner, or we can't find the perfect guest.
But we had the perfect request with good timing and the perfect guest this week.
So sometimes it all comes together.
Next week, we are going to have on John from the American Defense Skinheads.
He was a little bit preoccupied this week, so we called an audible and our pal John.
And something just fell down here.
All right.
Yeah, it's getting windy out here in the gazebo.
So yeah, maybe it is time to go to sleep.
Smasher, thank you, my friend.
See you soon.
Yeah, I will see you soon.
Thanks for having me, as always.
Get out there and make some money.
Hell yeah.
And you are busy enough now, I think, that you don't want us to pass the hat or shake the tree for business.
Yeah, I don't have the moment at least.
Yeah, for now.
Yep.
Explains you being a little lethargic last week.
God bless you.
Yeah.
Yep.
And I mean, my Telegram channel is pretty barren to you.
I've been so preoccupied with work.
Sure thing.
Yeah.
No, there's a direct correlation between one's personal and professional busyness and activity on social media.
So it's all good.
All right.
Full house episode 89.
Good year for rock transitioning from hair toward the grunge age.
Was recorded on a balmy April 29th.
Getting windy out here, fam.
I'm in a t-shirt tonight, flexing on Nords.
That's right.
Recording outdoors in a T-shirt.
Thank God it's about time.
Follow us on Telegram at prowhite fam on gab at fullhouse.
Subscribe on youtube.com/slash c slash fullhouse and also dlive.tv slash fullhouse.
They haven't banned us everywhere yet.
So to all pro-white Americans looking at the housing market and shaking their heads, keep your wits about you.
Listen to John D and good luck.
Mr. Producer, this week I was fishing around for music last minute this time.
Usually I got it in the hopper well in advance.
And our good pal Apache, who's putting out tunes on Telegram on his own personal channel, bumped this one.
And I loved it.
And gosh darn it, the audience will too.
It's called Heroic, and it's by Hussman.
Be heroic, all of you.
We need every single one of you to be at your best, if not every day, then as often as you possibly can.