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	And here we go.
	Welcome, everybody, to Full House episode 73, special Christmas Eve Eve live stream edition.
	And Merry Christmas and GOT Yule to all of our friends watching live here on D Live.
	I got a mute D Live so it's not echoing in my ear.
	Working out the kicks here like we're old pros.
	Merry Christmas, Got Yule, to all of our friends watching live on D Live, to all of our old-fashioned listeners catching this ex post facto, maybe on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with their families.
	And while those little babes are awaiting the big man's important arrival, GOT Yule, I am your giddy host, Coach Finstock, back with another We Will See How Long Cozy Show in the Spirit of this season.
	It's going to be mostly the birth panel to start us off tonight, but we have a couple special guests in store.
	Everybody's busy this time of year, so a little bit flay, but we're going to have some good guests coming on for you, and we will keep this thing wholesome, mostly clean, as long as Roscoe doesn't come on.
	Oh, spoiler there.
	And we're going to have a lot of fun.
	I hear Sam laughing.
	What's up, Sam?
	Merry Christmas.
	Hey, Merry Christmas, Coach.
	Oh, no, not yet, Sam.
	Let's not get off track.
	Sorry.
	I just wanted to say that.
	Sorry.
	Control freak.
	All right.
	Before we meet the birth panel tonight, though, massive thanks.
	We did have an awesome squad of end of year donors this week.
	Got a couple nice Bitcoin donations from mystery donors.
	No note, no email.
	So you know who you are.
	We do not.
	Thank you very much.
	Also, our new pal, Big John, played Saint Nick to our little kids under the tree again this week.
	Thank you, Big John.
	Uh-oh, we're echoing.
	All right.
	See, I'm reading the chop.
	Okay.
	That tells you.
	Don't read the chat, Coach.
	Just focus on the show.
	Anyway, thank you, Big John.
	And we had a bunch of other donors here, and I'm not sure how comfortable they are with their names or their socks or whatever.
	So I'm just acronymizing GM, JB, O C, L P, and MC.
	Thank you so much.
	And of course, to everybody listening in the chat for any little lemons or whatever you want to throw us.
	That's all I'm going to show.
	I'm not going to say anything else about it.
	All right.
	Let's get on to our fellows here tonight.
	First up, only when we live stream does he get top billing on this show.
	This son of a dog's been a real stick in my craw all year round.
	Mr. Producer Ba Humbug.
	Good evening, buddy.
	How are you?
	I'm great.
	Not my finest hour, but we're working through it.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, it's all good.
	It's like a little stress test for us here, right?
	Yeah.
	Can you attribute it to the updated platform that we're using to record this or no?
	No, I can completely attribute it to me being not prepared.
	I'm a very honest guy.
	I was not prepared.
	It's okay.
	It would have been really exciting to have a hostel or somebody else come on the show just by seeing the like, but that's all good.
	Yeah, we would have destroyed him anyway.
	Yeah, we're working the kicks out.
	You said something really nice earlier today, MP, which was that this is either the first year or the first year in many years that Santa Claus is probably coming to your house, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is the first year we have kids who are.
	So we have an older kid, a teenager, and then we've had some younger kids.
	We've had a couple of kids in the last few years, and one of them is turning two.
	And yeah, we're doing a Santa Claus thing.
	So there's no presence under the tree like we've had for the last, you know, forever.
	Sure.
	And it's now just, you know, Santa Claus is going to come on Christmas Eve.
	And that's when the presents will show up.
	And also, that's when stuff like toys will be built.
	So we're very much looking forward to it.
	This is going to be a big night for us in the Mr. Producer household.
	That's wonderful.
	Glad to hear it, buddy.
	Yeah, this is a very special one for me because it might be our, for me and my wife, this might be our last Christmas when all of our kids are still believers.
	Now, Junior has been probing and casting me a jaundiced eye with some of my tales of how St. Nick pulls off his magic every year.
	In fact, just tonight, we ran out and made a last-minute Walmart run because I don't feel comfortable unless we have three entire gallons of whole milk in the fridge.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, on the way home, the kids were just asking so many cute questions about, Dad, last year we put out either carrots or sugar on the path to the house to see if the reindeer would eat them up.
	And they did, unsurprisingly.
	And they were asking, well, Dad, what exactly did we put out for the reindeer?
	Because they really chewed that stuff up.
	I was like, I can't remember, kids, but we'll figure something else out this year.
	So the whole shebang, their excitement got me excited again.
	And whether Junior is biting his lip or is just tinkering around the edges with a little bit of Santa denialism.
	Exactly.
	I love that.
	Don't be a Santa denier.
	We'll see.
	But yeah, lots more stuff like that coming tonight.
	So welcome, MP, and thank you seriously for everything that you do.
	And next up, I would say that he's more full of cheer and optimism tonight than usual.
	But when I come to think of it, he's pretty damn cheerful and optimistic on the show always, Sam.
	That's true.
	For a melancholic, you do a good job of hiding it if you ever get the blues, big guy.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's kind of one of the marks of it, though, is because the person is always trying to keep themselves up, you know?
	And maybe the little bit little, somebody who doesn't have that inclination might have more noticeable ups and downs, you know?
	Right.
	So that's the way I would explain it.
	Yeah.
	And I'll be honest, too.
	Well, you guys know there are some times to do this show, you don't want to be a fraud or a phony and be like, hey, welcome to the dad show.
	You know, everybody go forth and be merry or whatever.
	And I'm genuinely feeling that right now, but there are days or times where I'm like, man, I'm either going to be faking it or not too much fun on this show.
	And that's usually when we have either that couple days we usually record on Thursdays or Sundays.
	So a fine balance of, yeah, giving you guys genuine stuff and not being a phony either.
	Are you actually excited, Sam, and warm-hearted and all the rest of it?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is, you know, every year, it seems often the case that Christmas time and the end of the year, New Year's and all that rushes in upon you.
	You're busy and going about your busy life.
	And then here comes the holidays.
	And it always has this kind of a surreal feeling to it, or at least partially.
	And we always say things to each other, like, I can't believe it's Christmas time already, or I can't believe it's the end of the year.
	And even though, especially as you get older, maybe you become a little jaded or a little more realistic.
	And you could say to yourself, Well, you know, it's just another day, right?
	The 25th follows the 24th, and then the 26th follows the 25th.
	And then, even till the end of the year, it's the last day of the year.
	Guess what?
	It just rolls over and life keeps going.
	But there is something about it, about these two holidays right here at the end of the year, and the feeling of rushing in on you that it does make you contemplate things.
	It's sure, it's just one more day, whether it's Christmas or New Year's and New Year's Day, it's one more day, but there's something about it that makes you stop and consider the year that has just gone by.
	Sure.
	And that is absolutely true for me this year.
	This has been a weird year.
	If I could just say the same thing people keep saying over and over again, but it seems as true as ever, or more true than ever, that it just has been so busy.
	It seems like a mad rush.
	I don't know how everyone else's life is going, but all the things I'm involved in just seem to be at a crescendo right now.
	And then here we come up to these few days, which I have generously off the next so many days in a row.
	Nice.
	Yeah.
	And so it is a am I joyous?
	Yes, it's a joyous feeling, but I feel like I've just been thrown thrown right into it.
	Yeah.
	Is your whole flock going to be under the roof, Sam, or a couple of them still straying around the country?
	Yeah, not all at the same time.
	I hope to see them all at different times, but there's a number of them here right now.
	And so, yeah, we're all together for these next few days.
	Wonderful.
	Welcome, big guy.
	Well, I'm going to ask you what you're going to be doing tomorrow.
	Christmas Eve was always my favorite as a kid.
	The expectation we would go to my mom's side of the family, Irish-Polish.
	So lots of cousins, lots of aunts and uncles, and just an absolute blast to hang out with them.
	I remember we used to go down to the basement of their old house and play that the older cousins would play sit down.
	So the younger ones would run around, and then the big, older ones would just like push you on the head over onto the ground or onto the couch.
	And like, if you got up, they swatted you down.
	And then we would, you know, we would drive back home that night to make it home in time for hopefully Santa Claus to come.
	And I remember looking out the window with my head pressed against that cold glass and just staring up at the sky the entire time, hoping to catch a glimpse of the big guy.
	This was before NORAD set up its Santa Claus tracker, which if the audience hasn't heard of this, they probably have.
	But yeah, NORAD Santa Tracker, they set that up every Christmas Eve and follow his path around the world.
	Yeah, there's a couple of my children have come in from other places.
	And right now, the youngest one and one of the other ones, they're playing this new game, Rowaga.
	Have you heard of this?
	Sounds like Rahoa, but yeah, it's kind of like that.
	It's like R-A-W-A-G-A.com.
	You can go on there and buy it.
	It's a card game, and it's kind of like a Magic the Gathering.
	It's, you know, there's you cast spells and you bring out creatures and things like that.
	But it's a racial war game.
	Ruaga.com.
	Yeah, I'll put it in the chat there.
	Yeah, check it out.
	It's very funny.
	It's using every possible meme and William Luther Pierce is on the cover.
	It's just funny.
	I can read you a couple of the cards.
	It's really cute.
	Yeah.
	And people should go there and check that out.
	I just picked it up.
	I was at a Manor Bund event and somebody pulled out the decks and I said, oh, man, my family, this would get over really good.
	You know, I'm looking at it now.
	It's a race war, this time the galaxy is an official name.
	Yeah.
	And so check that out.
	Yeah, I'm looking at some of the cards there.
	Martin Luther Kang, Jude Lawyer, Blue Eyes, White Aryan.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I saw those guys at the thing that was held.
	Be careful since we're live.
	Yeah, this is real dangerous broadcasting.
	This thing I went to, this guy's soft.
	But yeah, I saw those guys.
	I think they sold out of their stuff.
	Yeah, it was not available, but it is available now because when the guy was showing me, he says, yeah, when he gets around to making it again, then you can get it.
	Well, I went on the site, I don't know, a week and a half ago or something.
	I put my order in.
	Boom, the card just showed right up.
	There's funny stuff like Somali Escalator Attendant.
	And it's talking about, remember when that Somali threw the little white kid off the escalator?
	And they tried to make it like it was an accident, you know?
	Was that the kid at Mall of America?
	Yeah, yes.
	Yeah, Martin Luther Kang, Pyramid Fighter.
	There's a fighter with like a shooting a laser gun off of it and it's flying around.
	The truck of peace, affirmative action hire.
	The one just called Click Click.
	It's like some African Aboriginal type person.
	So it's very, it's funny.
	Good.
	And while I think about it, somebody asked about, we mentioned Mighty White Soap Co. on our last show in terms of our guy companies and stuff.
	And it looks like they're not taking orders right now, but they're going to come back.
	Well, asking about that.
	And I just got my box of Focus Flame candles, which I'm really enjoying.
	It was Rising Fire.
	Yeah, that's Focus Flame.
	We got a nice Yuletide candle and a few other holiday-relevant scents.
	Take a little bubble bath there, Sam.
	And get a little ambiance going.
	And if I could just keep going for a moment, or you want to move on to the next.
	Well, yeah, let's introduce our next guest and come back to me.
	I've got some more stuff.
	Absolutely.
	Smasher's in the chat saying, I'm driving home.
	Get off your phone, dummy.
	I don't know if he's listening or Smasher has a sterling, flawless driving record, and we don't want to screw that up now on account of the show.
	So get home safely.
	Don't drive and type.
	Let's see if our next guest is audible here.
	He's not a salty old pro like we are, but he is quickly becoming a salty old dad.
	GM, can you hear us?
	And can we hear you more importantly?
	Hey, how's it going?
	Yes, we can.
	Congratulations, pal.
	I'll spoil it for the audience.
	I think we said GM on the last show, but Irish twins and really tight Irish twins, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	For you.
	Yep.
	This is the second Christmas in a row where we've welcomed new life into the world.
	Nice.
	That's pretty crazy.
	That's what I did a couple of years in a row.
	How, well, we won't get into details.
	Never mind.
	Congratulations.
	Let's just say this was not on purpose.
	Sure.
	Under a year.
	Irish twins are what, two within a year?
	Yeah.
	Within a century, I believe so, yeah.
	Within the same calendar year.
	And you were aggressively under a year, GM, I think.
	Man, a little bit.
	Yeah.
	My son's birthday is in December and my daughter's birthday is in December.
	Yeah.
	Very good.
	Be honest and charitable.
	Did your wife look at you like with deer in the headlights when she told you when she found out?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, it was a shock to both of us.
	And, you know, we just, we didn't plan it that way, but we just rolled with the punches.
	And here we are.
	What's terrible is you got to kind of, you got to kind of like almost have some kind of explanation ready for all.
	Oh, yeah.
	We got asked so many times.
	Mom and dad were terrified to tell our family.
	You just tell them you went with the R selection theory for child rearing.
	Yeah, and that's too bad, really.
	I mean, if you told us and we were in person, we'd be high-fiving you, you know, but the way the world is, it's like, are you sure?
	Well, you know, Sam, actually, I'm kind of blaming you a little bit because I listened to your listened to your, what was it?
	Oh, the natural planning.
	Yeah, that the fertility.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Stupid me to take advice on natural family planning from somebody who has seven kids.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	See, like, as you explain this to somebody, it's going to sound worse and worse.
	Well, yeah, they are that close together.
	And well, why did you do that?
	Well, I listened to this guy that has seven kids, and he told me, here's how you avoid having one.
	Well, what can I say?
	I enjoy my wife's company.
	Yeah.
	I can't possibly give any details, but we got really cool, amazing news from a full house, you know, pretty big full house supporter recently.
	So I'm just going to leave it there and tease it.
	I'm all smiles.
	It's an amazing story, but it's not quite ready for prime time yet.
	So stay tuned, everybody.
	GM, is this your first Christmas with a babe under the roof or did you have one last year?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	My son was born just after Christmas.
	So this is the first Christmas with awesome.
	We went from zero to two.
	Congratulations.
	Oh, wow.
	All right.
	Well, let's move on to a little bit more Christmas content.
	And then I got a slew of stuff here.
	But this year, normally in the Finstock household, we will either go to my parents' house, not usually, we'll be home for Christmas Eve, but we'll head up there shortly thereafter.
	But my mom and dad are still on the mend from the coup.
	They're doing fine.
	So same story from last week.
	They're like, no, no, no, wait until we are completely clear before we risk possibly.
	They don't care about me or my wife.
	So like, yeah, you're fine, but we don't want to be the ones to get your to get your kids sick.
	So we're staying home.
	But just earlier today, I got a little message from a friend who might be coming on the show later that his vehicle broke down not too far from where we live.
	And it would have meant him being stuck and stranded virtually alone on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
	So tomorrow, I am taking a road trip to go pick up a pal and his pooch and bring them back home.
	So it's going to be the Finstocks plus one plus a dog.
	And we are just going to hang out.
	It's going to chew up a good amount of the day, but it's fine.
	Little road trip, little adventure, see some Christmas lights and have some company over here.
	And then our kids are in a veritable frenzy for the imminent arrival of the big guy.
	So I know they're going to be high energy tomorrow.
	We're getting them to bed early tonight.
	They should be in bed by now.
	And then hopefully get them down tomorrow.
	And I told them that if Santa Claus comes around and they're still awake, that he will stay away and possibly not come.
	So we'll see how that goes.
	Yeah.
	And then, of course, like years past, I remember this when I was a kid.
	I used to wake up at like four o'clock in the morning and either sneak downstairs to peek to see if he had come, or I would go and start tugging at my mom's knee or my dad's knee and be like, Can we go downstairs?
	Can we go downstairs?
	And they'd be like all grumbling.
	I'm like, How can you possibly not be 110% excited for this magical moment?
	And now that I'm almost 40, I know that feeling in the morning when you're like, oh, geez, do I have to get up this early?
	So we'll see how it goes.
	But that's what they make coffee for.
	And yeah, we're going to be cozy with a guest.
	So I'm looking forward to that.
	And I don't know if he's ready, but we're going to put him on the spot anyway.
	Our time traveler, our Krampus.
	J-O, can you hear us, pal?
	You're coming through fine.
	How am I?
	You sound great.
	Good.
	You're also live, buddy.
	So be careful.
	Yeah.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah.
	J-O and Smasher.
	J-O-N Smasher earlier this week.
	Yeah, coach, we're ready.
	We'll be on tonight before the show.
	Oh, I got a Christmas party.
	Oh, time zone change, but that's all right.
	So, J-O, I'm going to give you your introduction here that I had ready for you, pal.
	Uh-oh.
	He and I are going to star in an indie film next year.
	We're going to wait until summertime to start shooting.
	We're both going to let our beards grow out, get tan, and play two madcap Mexican cops taking on the cartel single-handedly.
	J-O, how is the hamburgler on the home front?
	I Karamba.
	El Niño Es bueno.
	El Gordo Niño.
	J-O is taller than me, but come summertime, we do look like brothers from another mother.
	How's everything going, Paul?
	It's going good, man.
	I'm just fighting my way through all this Christmas stuff being broke as a mother.
	Don't worry, we got 600 bucks on the way.
	Yeah.
	No, thank you.
	Yeah, thank you to everybody who's donated.
	I'm an Israeli citizen.
	I've got like five grand coming.
	Wow.
	Speaking of Israeli citizens, we won't go too much into politics, but of course, the breaking news for those in the chat who haven't possibly seen Trump did break out the big pardon guns just before we went live.
	No surprises with Manafort and Roger Stone, but he did pardon the big dog, Jared's dad, Charles Kushner, which, as the inimitable Michael Tracy said, that is the clearest sign yet that Trump has actually conceded because he's gifting it to the Kushners before he's out on his ass.
	Yep.
	I think it's, I think the, like, of course, that's infuriating and what have you, but I think the funnier one is the Blackwater guys.
	Yeah, I wasn't familiar.
	I remember that story vaguely, but were they actually guilty of doing some dirt over there?
	Or was it pretty clear?
	They just rolled in and like went full mode on these guys.
	Sure.
	Yeah, whatever.
	I still, I have to admit, I didn't write a letter to Trump to pardon a very prominent WN prisoner.
	I won't say his name, just because I thought about it.
	I was like, there's not a snowball's chance in hell that he's going to move an inch for this guy.
	But it's not too late.
	So there's actually, there are people out there, mothers, fathers, who organize campaigns to write to the president to pardon their sons and daughters across the whole spectrum.
	But there's one very prominent one out there who a lot of listeners will probably know who they're thinking that if he's ever going to get at least his sentence commuted, it was particularly nasty and not consistent with what he was accused of, then this would be the time to do it.
	Leave it there.
	And we have one more special guest who's hopped on.
	He's already partying and festive.
	Roscoe, can you hear us, Bell?
	Oh, I most certainly can.
	Hey, and you sound lucid.
	No, I'm joking.
	Roscoe was like, Coach, is it okay if I've had a couple tonight?
	I was like, Yeah, of course.
	Just don't curse, buddy.
	Roscoe had a couple?
	I've been on really good behavior.
	Our pre-K teacher got the COVID.
	So the last two weeks, I've been on full-time dad duty.
	Oh, yeah.
	And tomorrow, the old lady's officially off for the holidays.
	And he is now her problem for the night.
	There you go.
	All right.
	I've been primary care guy now, too, with mama out of the house.
	And I don't know.
	I love it.
	I do too.
	But my sciatic is killing me because the weather's been awful.
	And I've just been sitting on the floor playing Hot Wheels for like nine hours a day.
	I, yeah, our schools are closed too.
	And I too have been playing a pretty serious amount of Mr. Mom at Home.
	And I was talking to Ahab offline and I said, I genuinely enjoy it.
	I love it, especially when the kids are so young.
	I mean, there's going to be some time down the road where I'm going to wish I could go back and have those precious moments with these young kids under the roof.
	But at the same time, being, I guess, gender realist as we are, like, it does make me feel sometimes like my nuts are shrinking a little bit, you know, being responsible for them under the roof.
	But they're hoping that the schools are going to reopen after Christmas or after the new year.
	And yeah, just an update on that, too.
	I know we've got tons of homeschool fans and we've got public schoolers and all the rest, but still so far, so good on that front.
	No pause over the top.
	Kids are happy when they wake up in the morning and happy when they get home from school.
	So, you know, but regardless, let's see.
	Sam, what are your plans for tomorrow?
	Walk us through just a little bit, any heartwarming stuff you've got, plan.
	Well, it has always been the tradition in my home that we open presents on Christmas morning, and which is the way I prefer it.
	I like Christmas Day itself to be the celebration.
	However, my wife grew up celebrating the other way where they would have gifts and somewhat of parties and things on Christmas Eve.
	So I have always insisted on Christmas Day.
	But now that one of my sons and I, we are involved and serving at the high mass, so we have a little more duties and things on Christmas Day.
	I have asked my, I have suggested my wife, hey, let's have the Christmas gifts on and a bit of a party on Christmas Eve so that come Christmas morning, that there's not a rush and a lot of pressure.
	So I think that's what we're aiming at.
	We always did one gift on Christmas Eve.
	And not even we always, that one started when I was a little bit older.
	We knew other people who did it.
	And my sister and I, just in our impatience, were like, oh, that sounds like such a nice tradition, mom and dad.
	Can we start doing that?
	And then comically, the first year we did it, you know, it was like, okay, we have veto authority.
	We're going to make sure you don't open like your best present on Christmas Eve.
	So go pick one out.
	I pick one out.
	My dad's like, you don't want to open that one.
	And I think he's messing with me.
	You know, like, it's just a super cool one.
	And I was like, no, I'm going to stick with this one.
	And he's like, buddy, I'm telling you, you don't want to open that one tonight.
	And it was heavy and kind of small.
	So I'm thinking it's got to be something cool.
	And yep, it's batteries.
	All right.
	My family did the exact same thing growing up where we get a present on Christmas Eve.
	And the only one that sticks out to me was Christmas of 1999.
	My Christmas Eve gift was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
	And that led to 10 years of faggotry.
	Real quick.
	Get that back.
	Real quick.
	Speaking of batteries, my father-in-law, he's a lovable curmudgeon.
	And my wife tells this story.
	Well, yeah, one funny story is that he wouldn't allow them to put the air conditioner on in the house.
	Or no, he wouldn't let them run in the sprinkler until it was until it reached 100 degrees outside.
	So like my wife and her siblings would be like looking at the thermometer, like praying for it to hit 100 so they could go play with the sprinkler.
	I think he was just having some fun with them.
	But he used to insist on getting his own gifts for Christmas.
	He's like, don't worry about me.
	So he would wrap all of his own gifts and put them under the tree.
	And then he would pretend he'd be like, ooh, what could this one be?
	And it would be batteries and like power tools.
	And he would just act like a little kid on Christmas morning at these wonderful things that he got for himself, which I don't know.
	It was heartwarming to me.
	I wasn't there to see it.
	Well, what was cool about the batteries, though, and like what they told me was those batteries go to something.
	Yep.
	You know, you have a cool battery operated gift, and it was cool, man.
	It was, what was it called?
	Tracks.
	It was like a triangular RC car with like tank treads.
	Oh, so no matter which way it flipped over or fell, it could take off again.
	That's awesome.
	That's awesome.
	Now, speaking of battery on Christmas, what I think I'm going to get into is I'm going to get super drunk tonight.
	And lick nine volts.
	You know, like when it rolls around to midnight, it's actually Christmas Eve.
	I'll have a good buzz going and I can engage in some domestic battery.
	Come on.
	Oh, my.
	You ruined Christmas.
	Roscoe, you have one under the roof or two?
	You have just one.
	Just one.
	And it's been so long since we had, well, it hasn't been that long since we had Jan, big guy, but you still game for more?
	Oh, yeah.
	We're giving it our best.
	Awesome.
	Good.
	The old college try.
	All right.
	My daughter set her alarm the other day on her school issue iPad for 9:30.
	And this morning she woke up and she was like, Dad, my alarm didn't go off.
	I was like, Yeah, I don't know, honey.
	You probably didn't set it right, but it's going off in the background now because she said it for 9:30 p.m.
	So I hear these jungle sounds in the background.
	I'm like, I was like, Is Mr. Purdue trolling me with rainforest monkeys and apes in the background?
	So I will be right back, guys.
	And I got to send this link to a couple other guys.
	They did like two seconds to mute my daughter's alarm clock.
	There you go.
	Real wholesome content.
	Be right back.
	It's funny.
	Yeah, I just wrapped up Christmas shopping.
	I still needed to get just like stocking stuffers for the wife.
	And I saw a cool little garbage truck for five bucks that I just knew the little boy had to have.
	And, you know, we got him some other stuff too, but that was just a last-minute thing that I saw at the last second because my nephew, the garbage man, for years was his favorite guy on earth.
	I think I even told this story last year because it's a sort of heartwarming Christmas story.
	You know, they do the Santa shops at schools where you give the kid like 20 bucks and he can go buy presents for his parents and, you know, his siblings or whatever.
	So he goes in there and, you know, he gets something for his mom, something for his dad, something for his two sisters.
	And then without having told anyone ahead of time, without being primed for it or anything, you know, they were like, you still have money left over.
	Do you want to get something for anyone else?
	And every week when the garbage man would come through, my sister would run him out there and they'd do the compaction and hey, buddy, and you know, have a good time for a minute or two.
	And he bought Christmas gifts for the garbage men of his own accord.
	Nice.
	Wrapped him up and took him out there to the guys.
	And it was pretty cute.
	Yeah, well, it's along those lines.
	It's always been a tradition in our family to give the mailman a little present.
	I don't know if you have that relationship with your mailman, but my grandfather worked for the postal or the post office and retired from it, actually.
	And so, and back in those days, he would get so many things given to him.
	I mean, tangible things, bottles of booze and food and money and it's just a different day and age.
	I don't think anybody goes to those lengths.
	And in fact, I don't even know the mailman's name.
	We did have the same mailman for a number of years, and I would always give him a gift.
	And I did know him by name at the time.
	But in recent years, it seems like it's been always a different person.
	So I just put a card with a very small amount of money in it, like five bucks, and a little card and just leave it in the mailbox.
	Whoever the mailman, mailwoman is, they will get it.
	But I don't know if anyone else does that or has experience of doing that.
	The bus driver was a big one.
	We always tipped the bus driver or gave the bus driver a gift.
	I mean, like a school bus.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, school bus driver.
	Yes.
	I remember doing that as well when I was little.
	And I guess teachers too, they did this weird thing before school was shut down where they sent a link around.
	Like, if you'd like to contribute to your students' classroom or to the teacher, you know, you can go and buy a gift card or something.
	It's all supposed to go to the class and stuff.
	It was a little bit like annoying online.
	And then the trash man, too.
	Like consistent with the decline of America, right?
	Just like you were saying, Sam, that the mailman changes or he or she is like obviously from another country.
	Growing up, I remember we had the same mailman for many years.
	Remember seeing his like jolly butt, you know, walking through our court all the time.
	The garbage men were the same for years.
	And now, like, even the postal service can't deliver the mail accurately.
	Like, so, so many things have been delayed.
	The last time I hung out with Smasher, he actually gave me a couple tips for or recommendations for things to get to kid out my self-defense items.
	And neither of them have arrived yet.
	And that was like a month ago.
	Yeah, the postal service has really declined in the quality of since the days of when my grandfather was doing it.
	Hey, who forgets?
	My husband's a mail carrier and he appreciates the gifts.
	He received around 10 cards with some cash or cookies this week alone.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah.
	I know a guy who was a high school teacher.
	No, yeah.
	Eighth or ninth grade, I forget.
	But it was in like a wealthy Mormon area of Utah.
	And he said the one year he got like.
	That's like the whole state of Utah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But he told me, and this is funny because Mormons don't consume caffeine, but he'd show up every day with his Starbucks and all his students knew he loved Starbucks or whatever.
	And he told me, he told us he got like $800 in Starbucks gift cards from his students for Christmas, man.
	He's killing it.
	He's still drinking coffee.
	And now we can't shop at Starbucks anymore, even with gift cards.
	Yep.
	Being a far-right podcaster is kind of like being the new mailman.
	It's how a lot of people get their news.
	Didn't I see online that one of you fellas just got a big old delivery of cookies in the mail?
	It wasn't me.
	What's going on over here?
	I want a big old delivery of cookies.
	I don't know.
	Was it you?
	I may have been mistaken.
	I saw you repeated that, Roscoe, but was that you?
	Well, you don't know where I live.
	One of my homies sent me a big load of toffee.
	That was the first candy or cookies or anything that came in.
	But some other people asked, like, hey, if I sent some food to you to the P.O. box, would you eat it?
	Damn right I would.
	Oh, yeah.
	Roscoe.
	And Roscoe, you're a pig in the background.
	Yeah, I can hear a little bit of grinding in the background.
	Yeah, what is that?
	It sounds like a hungry pig.
	Robot.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's the other guests like struggling to get through, and I'm not letting them in.
	Yeah.
	No, I don't know.
	Yeah, it sounds loud in the headphones.
	What did you guys get your wives for Christmas?
	Presuming that they're not going to hear this.
	My wife already knows what she's getting.
	I'll go first because it's not a surprise.
	But listeners to the show know that I have a serious hang up about gift giving, about being generally thoughtful and considerate of other people.
	That's a joke, of course, but there's some truth to it.
	I just, I have a real mental hangup about it, making the decision and doing a good job.
	And so I just straight up asked her.
	And earlier this year, she got one of those smart watches, but she was a very thoughtful, considerate wife.
	And she was like, just get me this one.
	It's not that expensive.
	And it turned out to be a piece of crap.
	So I did go for the Apple watch for this year because she actually needs it.
	It's not like an indulgence.
	And we sort of picked out the bands together.
	And God knows when it's going to arrive.
	But yeah.
	Yeah.
	If you guys cannot spoil it for your old ladies, would you get them?
	I'll tell you next.
	My wife definitely isn't listening.
	So usually my wife and I actually don't get each other anything for Christmas.
	Usually we'll take the money and just treat ourselves to like a nice date.
	Because I mean, honestly, like Amazon and the whole like delivery two-day delivery has just kind of taken the fun out of Christmas shopping.
	Yeah.
	So like last year, her and I went to like a theme park that had a bunch of Christmas stuff going on.
	She loved that.
	And then after that, we went and saw a play.
	Went and saw a Christmas Carol.
	Nice.
	Funny enough, like half the cast was black.
	Yeah.
	So it actually, this is kind of a tangent, but it didn't bother me that much only because the place where we went and saw it was like a largely black area.
	So it's not like they found a bunch of tokens.
	That was your fault.
	Let me let me do you one worse.
	I just tried to watch the BBC production of a Christmas Carol that came out this year or last.
	It was aired in the U.S. on the FX network.
	And it's supposed to be this like sort of really dark and brooding borderline like horror movie.
	It was a mini-series, right?
	And we go to turn it on and it has like this cool aesthetic, you know, this like very dark, you know, Victorian Dickensian thing going on.
	But Cratchit's wife is black and the kids are white.
	Tiny Tim and the other kid are as white as anybody.
	But the white Tyrone.
	Yeah, no, it was weird.
	But like I said, it was a largely black area.
	So it didn't bother me that much.
	And then the other thing was the important characters were still white.
	So like Scrooge was white and all the ghosts were white.
	The only thing that I was disappointed at no point during the play did one of the black characters say, I seen a ghost.
	I love that somebody took Ryan Gosling and photoshopped him on Black Panther on December 21st when supposedly the Kangs are going to take up into the sky and their pyramids.
	And they're like, you're not going to get special powers.
	Your fathers aren't going to come back and you're still going to commit 56% of the crime.
	Anyway, yeah, let's move on here to a little more serious topic.
	Well, actually, anybody else want to chime in with what they got their wives or keep it secret?
	I got my wife cleaning stuff.
	Well, I get her stuff for doing her work around the house.
	So the last couple of years, I've gotten her vacuum, like a robot vacuum.
	And then I got her a mopper.
	This year I got her a clothing ringer.
	She asked for this stuff.
	I can't tell if you're joking or not.
	No, I'm not joking.
	She takes it.
	I'm not joking.
	This is the stuff she wanted.
	I got her some other stuff.
	I got her some jewelry.
	Probably got like four or five other things that I don't remember because I'm terrible when it comes to getting gifts for people.
	I just, it's always a surprise to me.
	Like, like Christmas, half of the excitement for me is seeing what I got other people.
	Because I don't remember.
	I'm like, oh, I shop when I'm hammered and then it's a surprise.
	Well, I wish I had that excuse.
	I don't.
	And it's not like I got this stuff months ago.
	I got it like last weekend.
	But yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I understand.
	Like all growing up, I would just pay my sister to buy gifts from my parents.
	And then I would convince my mom at the last minute to buy something for my sister.
	So I was just as surprised as they were when they opened their gifts for me.
	Well, just out of expedience, like that's what I do with my niece and nieces and nephews.
	You know, is I'll usually send the money to my mom, not even to their moms.
	And just because my mom loves Christmas shopping.
	And I'll like, she knows what they like.
	You know, she's, she lives by them and all of that stuff.
	So I'd rather have her get them something they dig than take a swing and a miss.
	Yeah, with our kids, it was really easy.
	They start making their Santa Claus lists in like July.
	We're out there playing at the beach and they're like, Dad, you know what I'm going to ask for Santa this year?
	I'm like, I don't know.
	But when we get back to the house, let's start that list.
	And to their credit, they have started a Santa Claus list in the summer and maintained it and like put it up on the bulletin board and kept a running tally or whatever.
	Now, I put a limit on 10 asks that they can send up to the big guy.
	And we always do mail the letters.
	And this year I checked to make sure that we send it to the right address at the North Pole.
	I was always raised that it was one Arctic Circle, but it's something like 222 Elf Lane or something if you go to the Postal Service.
	Seriously.
	But do the gifts hang?
	Because I can see them liking a thing in June or July that by December, you're exactly right.
	The big ones usually stick around.
	So Junior asked for an electronic keyboard this year.
	He's really starting to blossom mentally.
	And I mean that seriously.
	We've been playing chess together independent of the Queen's gambit.
	Yeah, no, it's been wonderful.
	This is something I never, I didn't like chess growing up because I wasn't good at it initially.
	So I was like, this game's dumb.
	You know, these rules and I can't be bothered with it.
	But we started messing around with it.
	And he just lit up and he got really frustrated when I beat him the first couple of games and would get upset about it.
	And I'd just, you know, comfort him and say, come back.
	He beat me legitimately the other day and was on Cloud 9.
	And I had to swat him down a little bit and tell him to stop showboating around the house.
	And then daughter said.
	He taught a castle.
	Yeah.
	Oh, he taught me how to castle.
	I didn't know that was a thing.
	I thought he was BSing.
	I looked it up on Wikipedia.
	And the whole thing was seriously.
	I was like, you're making this up, Junior.
	And the same thing with the pawn.
	I didn't know if a pawn made it all the way to the other side that all of a sudden became the queen.
	No.
	Seriously.
	Yeah, I know.
	Wait till he teaches you how to do en passant.
	Yeah, I was about to say en passant.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, that has been absolutely spectacular.
	So we already have a board, but daughter has seen us playing.
	So she's like, Dad, can I play chess with you?
	I'm like, of course you can.
	And she actually started to pick it up.
	I was a little skeptical.
	She's only six and it was a little rough going at the beginning, but she's into it too.
	Trying to figure out how a night moves.
	Right.
	And this is where an online chess is really good.
	We have the Steam account, and on there, they have a chess that you could play at a very basic level.
	And it kind of forces you to how, you know, you learn how to make the moves because it only allows you, of course, to make the moves in certain ways.
	And you could set it all the way from level one to level 99.
	So maybe for a young player, that's a good way to start out because when you know how to play and you're playing somebody who is only learning to play, it's hard to let them, it's hard to let them win, really.
	You know, it's hard to really play them decently.
	But if you play a computer at a very low level, yeah, that's not a bad way to go.
	Exactly.
	So we'll see if Santa brings this keyboard for Junior and daughter just had a grab bag of stuff.
	And I always tell him sometimes he brings everything, sometimes he brings a few things.
	And we'll see.
	That's part of the whole suspense.
	But we fathers and American citizens of YMERIC have our own Christmas goodies coming our way, whether it's either $600 per head, including dependents, or $2,000 per adult.
	And I presume that they're not going to give us $2,000 for each of our dependents because otherwise Sam is moving to Tahiti and retiring.
	Catholics are taking over the world.
	But we most likely, and Mnuchin's out there, like, oh, yeah, I could get it into your checking account in like the next week after they worked it through earlier in the summer.
	But everybody in the chat, thank you, by the way, donors, Otter Dan, Roy Pat, and Gary Bride.
	It cuts off the names there, but thank you guys for donating.
	Appreciate it.
	I am watching the chat and trying to not get distracted.
	I told Mr. Producer that I'm kind of a boomer and I like, I can only do one thing at a time.
	You know, I got all my notes in front of me.
	But what are you, what are you guys going to do with your bag?
	Say, all right, so let's let's assume, let's assume it's 2,000 ahead.
	So we got 4,000 for ourselves plus at least another 600, 1,200.
	Sorry, GM, you don't get credit for one in the oven, although you can't claim that after the fact.
	You can amend your tax return the following year, I think.
	Can I?
	No, no, no.
	It's only if they're born.
	But go ahead, Emma.
	Can I go first?
	Of course, please.
	Yeah.
	My wife always says I have these long-winded introductory questions.
	So just yeah.
	No, no, that's fine.
	No, the question's a good question.
	I'm not going to do anything because I'm not going to get a bag.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah.
	Because out of the bracket.
	Yeah.
	And I know nobody feels bad for me, but when you think when I think about the amount of money I pay in taxes and I'm not going to get anything back for this, yeah, I'm a little annoyed.
	So I was surprised by that.
	And why are you annoyed?
	Like you can understand the government saying, all right, at a certain point, this is kind of like gilding the lily or because you wouldn't want it going to millionaires or billionaires, right?
	Yeah, maybe you make it progressive.
	Like, I don't, I have a job.
	I don't need the money.
	But as long as I get it.
	Sorry, I cut you off there.
	No, in the past fiscal year, the United States government spent $4.3 million to pay dogs to pee in the faces of rats that they had turned into alcoholics.
	And Roscoe volunteered to work that study too.
	Hammered.
	Everybody could use a little bit of money.
	I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
	Absolutely, especially if you're paying a ton in taxes.
	I don't know if they wanted to make it like, you know, I'll just shoot numbers here.
	But if it was like, okay, anyone who makes over $150,000 gets half, you get $1,000.
	Yeah.
	Tracy, again, I got to give that little manlit, doughy-faced pair.
	Yeah.
	He said, who would have thought transport yourself eight years ago, Romney, McCain?
	Who would have thought in 2020 that it would be the Republican Party and the Democrats arguing over how much free, free air quotes, money we can give away?
	The value add I want to add here is what you guys are honestly considering doing with your money.
	But just in a broader scope, it is amazing to me how much things have changed and that we don't even pretend that this stuff matters anymore in terms of the deficit and the debt.
	And that tells me, though, that this is, I mean, we've talked about this on the show before.
	I won't beat the dead horse, but it tells me that this thing is going to collapse in hyper deflation or another Great Depression when everybody sees this all as a big game and eventually those bills are going to come due.
	But I'll just, I just wanted to make that point that it's ridiculous that there's not even a semblance of caring that the stuff matters anymore on our side.
	It's all a joke, Heartland, Fatherland, good man.
	So I'll volunteer.
	And this is kind of serious.
	It's not like life or death serious.
	But when you get a windfall, what most people do, of course, is they use it to pay off their highest interest debt, right?
	Have a credit card balance every month, that's probably in the realm of 15 to 25 percent, I would think.
	And it makes sense to eliminate debts when you're just accumulating more debt as a result of holding it.
	But if you don't have that, and we've been pretty good about not ever carrying a credit card balance, and you think that this is all funny money that's getting handed out left and right, I am sinking it into not sure exactly yet, but self-sufficiency items for the home.
	And I'm thinking either a propane tank connected to a generator to come into the house so that we're in a rural area.
	If a tree falls on a power line, I don't really want to be relying on a little 2,000-watt gas power generator or getting a heat pump and possibly hook it up with some friends to come help install it rather than just going to some random HVAC company.
	But that's my thinking: is to this windfall in particular, the whole COVID thing earlier in the year, the 1200, et cetera, was a little bit different.
	But I am saying it now.
	I'm going to sink it into making this house more reliant, self-sufficient, and defensible, too.
	So, have that whoever wants to go?
	Well, I think that's smart.
	The propane and a generator and/or, or I would say, or a wood stove for your house.
	Those two things are key.
	Sorry, Sam, I cut you off.
	Yeah, that's all right.
	You know, when it comes to money matters and all that, it's always a for me has always been a sore spot.
	There's been a lot of lean years in my life, and when you know, there's just having the large family and being the only person working in the house and things like that has always made that money was short and we live on debt at times and things like that.
	So, I and but I think that anyone who is listening to the show, if if they're to come into money, they're they're thinking about like practical things and good things and and uh idealistic things even, and no one's thinking about luxury or anything like that, right?
	So, I don't need to preach to the choir, but you know, there's something about being somewhat uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I struggle for the right word, impoverished.
	That's maybe too strong of a word.
	You know, I've always been, I've always worked and I've always had a good job, but I've always just had a lot of bills.
	As they say, it's not how much money you make, it's how much money you spend.
	Yep, but um, uh, so uh, there's something about being uh lean or being poor, if I could use that word, that makes you uh that can make you a little more idealistic and have a little bit better values because you are not materialistic because you can't be materialistic, you can't afford it.
	So, I would say, uh, my mind is ingrained from decades of being in that condition, and I could only think about using that money to make myself a little more financially free of whatever bills I do have.
	There you go, and uh, you know, anything that comes along, I always put it in that terms of, oh, I could pay this thing down a little faster.
	And uh, so, Sam, what you're saying is that as an educated, hardworking, skilled man working in America, it didn't all, you know, it wasn't all just, you know, wine and bread.
	No, sir, no, sir.
	Well, we clearly streaming service subscribe to.
	I think we need more immigration.
	Sam, Sam's not pulling his end of the American bargain, so imports.
	I mean, we've, we've lived, uh, we live and have lived, I would say, rather humbly if I compare to anybody I know, but uh, the prospect of getting ahead.
	And let me tell you, this year, I know it's been bad for some people, and I don't want to minimize that or say anything against that.
	But for me, it has been a very good year.
	My line of work has been extremely busy and in demand.
	And this has been one of my best years ever, I would say.
	That's great.
	Yeah.
	Awesome.
	GM, JO, Roscoe, what are you going to do with your bag?
	I just got to pay basic bills.
	Like just my rent and lights and heat.
	I don't have a job.
	This is my basics.
	How's the coding coming, JO?
	I don't know how much you want to share, but you bump that on the show before and don't make it a long coding thing.
	But you were positive about it in the past.
	Is that still the case?
	Absolutely.
	Yeah.
	It's just nobody hires this time of year.
	That's right.
	Yeah.
	And if you pass certain, I'll say benchmarks of competence in November.
	What are you going to do?
	Nobody's looking at resumes till January.
	Sure.
	Well, hang in there, buddy.
	Jayo, you got the bag last time around, whatever it was, March or April.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So you guys got at least, you know, if Trump's thing comes through.
	I guess the latest on that, seriously, is that Pelosi is going to make a motion for unanimous consent in the House tomorrow/slash Christmas Eve.
	Most people will be listening to this probably through the RSS and not through DLive.
	And then all it takes is one true conservative or leftist commie, whatever, to object, and then it won't go through.
	And yes, somebody had the theory that that was, it was all a setup for Trump to look good on his way out.
	So there will be some goat that blocks it.
	But if you force me to bet, I think that the people, their appetites have been wetted for the 2K bag and to put that back in the bag at this point would be too much.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Amash.
	Yeah, right?
	Yeah.
	Very true.
	I said Ron Johnson doesn't care.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It'll get over to the Senate and they'll block it up too.
	Well, we'll see.
	Regardless, we're getting something.
	But yeah, what are you guys going to do with it?
	And any plans?
	I mean, I should be getting a decent payout either way.
	I'm thinking I'm going to invest in some opportunity zones.
	Have you seen the black unemployment rates?
	No, seriously, I actually found out today that I'm probably going to need a new driver.
	So that'll be the first thing.
	I need a new one.
	Hey, new guest, mute yourself there.
	I can hear you chuckling around.
	Hey, Fascilav, your audio is a little choppy there, buddy.
	So try to get to a slow or to a quieter place.
	But he, our next guest in the queue there, is going to be our special guest for Finstock Family Christmas tomorrow, likely.
	So I'm really looking forward to it.
	Wanted to have him on to talk about his little thing.
	Roscoe, dying to know what you're going to do with your bag.
	I'm getting planer for my wood shop because baby, oh, baby.
	And if I'm if I'm lucky, you know, I'm going to check, you know, local estate sales within about a hundred mile radius, see if I can find like a joiner planer combo in somebody's garage.
	Like their dad just died and they don't want to take up the hobby.
	And I can buy like a $2,500 piece of equipment for like $300.
	Awesome.
	Man, oh man.
	I've been making it work without a without a planer for a long time.
	You want to talk about changing the game, yeah?
	All these boomers out here eating it off the coof, they got to have a garage full of tools that they never touched somewhere.
	Oh, dude, like if you see a state sale, and depending on where you are, you know, you're out in a little bit of a rural area, you're going to find like heritage tools that some old timer has got back in the 60s or whatever and has maintained throughout the years.
	And like they outlived him, they will go on to outlive you.
	You mean things like things like a star tip, right?
	Hey, fascist love, welcome, buddy.
	What should we call you?
	And how the hell are you?
	Uh, yeah, just you know, Z or Fascioslav.
	I mean, what's up, Z?
	Z, I did do a little bit of a spoiler about your vehicular misfortune and the fact that you were going to join us for Finstock Family Christmas.
	So, welcome, buddy, and looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
	Oh, yeah.
	You get to finally also meet the evil furball that built around with me.
	Nothing wrong.
	My wife wants that breed, I think, more than any other.
	So, you're either going to make it or break it tomorrow.
	And you're absolutely right.
	The potato or toddler is going to have a new best friend.
	Dude, I was talking to my mom early because she was wondering what I'm going to be doing for Christmas.
	And I was like, Yeah, I'm headed to my friend's house.
	And like I said, oh, yeah, they got three kids.
	And my mom was like, They're going to try to steal auto from you.
	You know that, right?
	Yeah, leave them behind.
	We'll see.
	I mean, the thing with German shepherds, of course, is the hair always kind of turns me off a little bit.
	But you know what, though?
	Once you have like a sporting dog, like a German shepherd.
	Yeah.
	And even like when you're around them enough, like if Jayo was on the line, he could tell you his adventure of meeting my dog.
	It involved my dog chasing around a rooster, I mean, a chicken, and the chicken jumping on people.
	Jumped on somebody's plate of food and sent it everywhere.
	It's good stuff.
	It's going to be awesome.
	And honestly, it was because this year is so weird.
	And yeah, my parents have the coup, so we're not going to see them.
	It was just going to be us, which it normally is, which would have been great and fine.
	But now we have a little bit of excitement.
	Uncle Z is coming to visit.
	And we'll have some fun.
	But you, I don't know if you want to talk about it, but you were thinking, I think I can speak generally of actually bailing on this national project and moving overseas.
	Don't want to put you too much on the spot, but feel free to comment a little bit on that, if you will.
	So the way I look at it is that it's not a retreat.
	It's a tactical regroup.
	A lot of it happened.
	Like what brought me to this conclusion was the fact that sadly, the Anglosphere has been taken over by the WASP elites, which might as well be part of that certain tribe that likes to wear small hats and has very low morals.
	Or, you know, Jerry Seinfeld would describe them as, I don't get it.
	Why do all the people with the big houses have small hats?
	What's up with them?
	Right.
	Hello?
	Talking about Nigerians?
	Yes.
	Hey, Nikkei, we can hear you.
	Just hold on, but you're in, buddy.
	We'll get you a question here.
	We don't have the call-in line, so we're just adding people manually.
	But yeah.
	Yeah, go ahead, Z. Of a going back to like going back to the motherland, also.
	Well, the thing is, like over there, like a whole family is there and everything.
	So it's in my case, it's just like going back to roots.
	But a lot of the countries of Eastern Europe now have actually been copying off a certain occupational ethno-state on the Eastern Mediterranean, which I don't think anyone here likes, but they've been copying off their birthright policies.
	And not the worst thing to adopt.
	Yep.
	Well, the only problem is, so Poland, the Nationalist Party there, for example, introduced something based on it.
	If you're up to a quarter Polish, you have a right to go back.
	And what they wanted to expand with it was that when you get back, you do a year of Polish school if you can't speak Polish.
	And after that year, they place you in a job.
	Like they had a program to do that, but that bitch that works at the American Embassy, she has the title of ambassador, but she's more just shill of Israeli laws for Europe, of Noahide laws for Europe.
	Mrs. Georgette Mosbaugher decided to throw a stink about that.
	So, yeah, the State Department screwing around in local affairs, as usual.
	Sure.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	All question marks here.
	Real quick, we got Nikkei in here of Third Rail and other fine podcasts, including is Nikkei on the podcast?
	I don't know.
	Never listened to it.
	No, it's going all right, Nikkei.
	Are you in a bar right now?
	Where are you?
	Not quite.
	I'm at a house party.
	I'm mourning the death of George Floyd with some of my closest Nazis.
	All right.
	Nikkei, step outside like a respectable person and getting better audio quality.
	Go for a walk in the snow real quick.
	This is not.
	Yeah, that's not your third rail setup, that's for sure.
	Oh, shit.
	What do you think this is?
	Christmas Eve Eve?
	Come on.
	Yeah, this is watching.
	They're going to come dream.
	I want to come on the third rail and have offensive issues in the background.
	No, shut up.
	Nikkei mute, mute your thing and go somewhere where there's no background noise, please.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Just yeah.
	These young guys, no, no respect.
	It's not no respect.
	This is disrespect.
	He knows better.
	This is a guy who's on who's on a really big podcast every weekend that I listen to, and it's normally way better than that.
	I'm at the Greyhound station in downtown New York, and I figured it'd be a good time to call it.
	He's probably, he's probably at a couple.
	Yeah, the in the chat, real quick before we lose it, there was a comment about like getting stuff from boomers and absolutely.
	And we've talked about moving to rural countries and rural parts of the country.
	And I know a guy who bought a old house in the country.
	And it was, I don't know if it was an estate sale or if they just were like, we're getting the hell out of Dodge.
	They left all their stuff, which probably looked like junk.
	You know, it was like, oh, fully furnished plus the shed or whatever.
	But this guy knew what he was looking at.
	And he was like, this place is filled with tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment that if you put in a little elbow grease on eBay or want to use it for yourself, like significantly cuts the expense of buying the place.
	So yeah, something to think of for estate sales and all the rest of it.
	Also, just to circle back, the other day, a young guy, I said something in a chat about like, yeah, you know, if we have extra scratch laying around, it would go into our IRAs or individual retirement accounts or the kids' college savings, either 529s or ESAs, education savings accounts, what they used to call coverdells.
	And he was like, he's a little bit jelly or a bit mind-blowing, but I was like, remember, he was young.
	I said, remember, I'm almost 40.
	I've had two decades worth of working and working through these things and older people telling me how to manage money.
	But it's a good teaser because we are going to have another finance guy, Motor Verk, see you in the chat there, buddy.
	But we had another guy who wanted to come on to talk about retirement planning and stuff like that.
	So, Moto, no offense, but we're going to have another finance person coming on to help us out with giving good financial advice with a smile and with a laugh.
	He may, I don't know what his sock is going to be, so I don't want to give the game away.
	Is my sound a little bit more tolerable now?
	Sorry.
	100%, Nikkei.
	It's all right.
	I was just busting your chops.
	What do you got?
	I was hoping my friends here were going to be a bit more orderly, but we're a little late into the night, so I guess that was out of the question.
	Well, you sound pretty coherent.
	So how are you, Pelot?
	Wait, wait, a Greek is saying that 10 p.m. is late into the night.
	What kind of med are you?
	Well, you know, late for a house party and under the expectations that, hey, can you be quiet and I'll just say hello when I tell you, when I give the signal to say hi to the guys on the chat, you know, shut your mouth until then.
	All you got to do is scream, Calimera Elada Gamotina Albania.
	Yeah.
	No, I say that every day, actually, when I wake up first thing in the morning.
	Are you at a racist house party, Nikkei, or are you with Theo's, those who know who know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Theo election night stream.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	He's got his annual Christmas party and first time visiting the Theo ranch.
	It's a great time.
	I'm having a blast today.
	How to real just shitty start to my day.
	Somebody's side swiped.
	Hey, watch the language, Nikkei.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Somebody sideswiped my car and knocked my headlights out of my side of my car.
	And I'm like going to go make the trek up to his place.
	And I just see my car has got the headlights down.
	Like, I don't have time to deal with this.
	Thankfully, Theo had some duct tape, but I Jerry rigged the fix, you know, being polite there.
	Afro engineering.
	Yes, I agroengineered.
	You know, I'm a four-dimensional space engineer, you know, pianist, philosopher, musician from Nigeria.
	You can't say Jew job on the show.
	Yeah, there's the N-rig and then the Jew job, both synonymous.
	But, you know, I won't get a ticket on my way home, neither for drunk driving nor for having a headlight out because anybody leave out of there behind a wheel with booze on their breath.
	If anyone cries, you slap the dog stuff out of them.
	You got it.
	Everyone leaves home without an arrest tonight.
	And everybody listening better do the same.
	Yeah.
	If you're listening, don't do it.
	I'll be a family show.
	I was trying to make a point.
	Yeah, you made it.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	MP's like, all right, I'll edit that one.
	It's 10:21.
	Any East Coast kid should be asleep by now.
	West Coast kids who might be listening on D-Live.
	I don't know.
	My family's listening in the other room.
	Oh, you ruined it.
	Christmas is over.
	I always joke about cutting people's mics on this show, but I don't even know if we have that capability.
	A full Socrates and corrupted the youth.
	We're stuck with you, Nikkei.
	Hey, Nikkei, did you have a question or you just wanted to elbow your way in here?
	What I was hoping to do was just to get the guys to do a full house chant, but I guess that was out of the question since they was going to do, when I say fool, you say house.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'll imagine that instead.
	All right.
	Just go.
	Now you have my interest.
	We've been going for over an hour here, so we're going to do navigating the collapse live.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Coach, I'm going to give you a reminder.
	Everything in the chat is like 30 seconds late.
	Okay.
	All right, MP.
	All right.
	I'm just reading the chat.
	I'm like, dude, stop.
	All right.
	Well, it's Christmas, guys.
	Can't we all just get along?
	I'm trying to be interactive with the chat.
	I'm like, you know, shuffling new guests and stuff like that.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not having a good night.
	It's obvious.
	I do need a hug.
	I think I do.
	Somebody give this guy the Christmas spirit.
	Dude, that was me earlier today.
	Costco is an expert at giving hugs.
	As I'm driving down the highway with my bleeping headlight dangling out, you know, like an idiot.
	But then I just was able to meet up with some friends.
	And you know what?
	Everything turned out okay.
	I'm feeling good.
	And that's it really hit me this morning just how much this year has absolutely sucked.
	And I know I'm a little late to it, but forgive me.
	I'm Greek.
	How about it, Nikkei?
	Go for it.
	You know, this year is, it just washed over me just how much stuff I haven't done.
	How much of my life has just been denied to me by it's not even so much the legal restrictions, but other people's paranoia.
	But I can't do stuff with people because they're afraid.
	Not that I, you know, just I'm not willing to.
	I'm willing to go out and live my life, but nobody wants to live it with me.
	And that's been rough.
	But you know what?
	There are some people who are still reliable for a good time.
	And those are my good friends here today.
	That's right.
	You're absolutely right, Nikkei.
	And think of the kids, too.
	And I don't even mean that melodramatically.
	Baseball was canceled.
	Soccer was canceled.
	Junior and I signed up for a 5K earlier in the year that was canceled.
	Thanksgiving, Christmas, all these family things curtailed.
	There was a funeral that we didn't go to because kids weren't welcome.
	It's tempting.
	There have been days this year where I've been like, this is wonderful.
	Like, I don't like society or the world anyway.
	I'm here with my family.
	Everything's shut down.
	It's like a preview of the dark days when we're all isolated and like self-sufficient farmers eking out a living and patrolling the hills.
	But it really is nasty too.
	It's robbed so many people of life on one hand, of health on the other, or of opportunities for little kids just to be little kids.
	And a whole year.
	And I've seen so many people beat this thing handily now that if one of the local guys called me up and said, yo, bro, I tested positive, I would just go over there.
	I don't even care at this point.
	Like, I am less scared of the disease than I am of the vaccine.
	The problem is, is that everybody else is more scared of it than they were in the past.
	You know what I mean?
	It's gotten so crazy.
	The average person on the street is so out of their mind about it right now.
	I know, like, it's, I don't know, 40, 50 people by now who have had it.
	And other than two people that got it real early on who had some other stuff going on, I'm trying to think if anyone has even been to the hospital.
	Wow.
	Right.
	I mean, I can name for you five people off the top of my head right now that have it and or have had it in the past, I don't know, seven to 10 days.
	They might be over it by now.
	But and I don't know.
	They're memeing in the chats with us.
	So they tested positive and then they tested positive and then didn't get sick and didn't go to the hospital subsequently.
	Sure.
	Age and obesity are probably the two biggest co-morbidities that go along with it, right?
	Have y'all seen the articles where they're saying, oh, this woman died and she was completely healthy.
	And then they show and it's like a black Michelin man.
	Oh, I've seen a bunch of those.
	So is this the question?
	Is this the consequence of the like the full internalization of healthy at any size?
	Yeah, that's what girls like this will see like, you know, a walking large sack and just say completely healthy woman.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, the CNN has put out a bunch of those articles where it's like, I saw one where the headline was, oh, teenager dies of COVID or healthy teenager dies of COVID.
	And it kind of scared me.
	And then I click on it and it, this kid was Fat Albert.
	That is absolutely bat crap.
	Bat crap insane that we're expected to just believe that.
	We're just expected to just see that and like not question it.
	That is insane.
	Right.
	You know what I tell people to help keep it in perspective is I tell them to go back and look at old paintings of the Black Death from Middle Ages.
	Yeah.
	Makes it seem not so bad.
	It's like, yeah, that's a band of like skeletons running around chopping people's volumes off.
	And that's what like the Black Death was like.
	Well, I saw a dude day before yesterday doing that same thing, bro.
	So let's not get too flippant.
	Just a skeleton with vlogs.
	I mean, maybe it's more mellow where you're at, but we got a lot of that around here.
	Jason and the Argonauts running around.
	I get so angry.
	I'm spitting nails thinking about how this has been an awful year and how many red herrings there have been for the Goyam to get angry and worked up and distracted about the couf, the BLM, which is that that is high on my list.
	Election fraud.
	And granted, I'm going to piss off every single segment of our audience because everybody takes on these little things that they get obsessed with and focus in on like, no, Trump really won or no, the virus is fake.
	Or yes, they are actually going around rioting and burning cities and stuff like that.
	And at the same time, the great replacement, the invasion, continues apace.
	And we sort of spin our wheels and look at all these things going on.
	And yeah, get one day clear.
	Everything out of the election, no matter who wins at this point, gotten everything I wanted to get out of it.
	Delegitimized the system in the eyes of pretty much everybody.
	Yeah.
	Once we get that bag, I'll have gotten everything I want out of it.
	Oh, I had a quick short little story to say about relating to the COVID we were just discussing.
	Fire, Sam.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, the people have been staying home and not meeting.
	I don't believe in it.
	I agree with JO and others with the sentiment, but there was these relatives that we hadn't seen since the COVID thing came.
	And so we had a Zoom call, you know, and The relatives are, you know, I have a son.
	He just turned 14, but the relatives, there's a girl that's one year younger than him, and then another girl that's maybe four or five years younger than that.
	And so they, so we're, we're talking on the Zoom call, just, you know, the other party wanted to have a Zoom call.
	So, okay.
	So then my son gets on there and those girls are on there and they see him and which we haven't seen them, as I say, in maybe, you know, eight months or something.
	And they, I'll call him Bubba for the sake of this.
	Bubba, Bubba, you have a mustache.
	So somehow, you know, when you're a young teenager, you start to get some facial rat stash.
	Yeah, I remember those days.
	And, you know, I mean, you or I would not say, oh, Bubba, you got a mustache, but it was just funny that the girls, they come on and they just start laughing at him.
	Ah, look at he's got a mustache.
	When did you get a mustache?
	You have a mustache.
	When I turn nine.
	When I was a kid growing up in South Jersey, we played soccer against this one team.
	I think it was Haddenfield.
	And they had a gigantic black kid who, you know, he wasn't that great, but he was just a monster.
	He towered all over all of us white kids on his team and our team.
	And our coach called him Bubba.
	And so we all started calling him Bubba.
	And we'd be like, oh, get Bubba or whatever.
	And didn't think two things about it.
	And my dad was like angry in the car.
	He's like, you know, your coach was basically just calling him a big, dumb black slave, essentially, by using that term Bubba.
	I was like, oh, man, that's terrible.
	Also, yeah, when I was growing up and starting to go through the puberty years, there was only like one hair that would grow out of my chin, like an Asian man, you know, just get really long, but everything else was a baby face.
	So I used to pluck it.
	So I didn't have anything embarrassing hanging out there.
	All right.
	Let's see.
	We have a full house in here.
	Thank you to everybody in the D Live chat.
	I have been watching it despite Mr. Producer kicking me under the table.
	No, he's not here right now.
	You guys are Roscoe Fascilav Z.
	And Nikkei, you're welcome to stay on, but let us take a quick break of sorts.
	But it's going to be a productive break for the audience, too.
	We're not just going to put on music and go shotgun a beer with Smasher.
	Not without attitude.
	Yeah, speaking of Smasher, what the hell?
	It's 10.30.
	He's a power.
	He needs hammered.
	He's not coming, guys.
	Get over there.
	He just came in the chat and said, put me in, coach.
	Did he say that in the chat?
	He's ready?
	Yep.
	I'll let you read the chat again.
	Sorry.
	Oh, geez.
	Yeah, I texted the Irishman the link.
	So just click the link.
	Family.
	Sorry, GD, GD Link.
	Smasher, it's your big boy season.
	All right, we're bringing blacks into the chat.
	No, we're not here.
	All right.
	Our main man, Nat Scott, put together a special segment just for this live stream, Christmas Eve Eve.
	We love you, Lemon Gallery.
	We love you, listeners, listening to this ex post facto.
	So MP, I think that's probably a long enough lead, even for you.
	Yes, well, see if I can pull this off without screwing up.
	Yeah, MP, if you could like record scratch, dox yourself, and crash the stream.
	See if I can bring this up right now.
	Yeah, this is Navigating the Collapse, guys.
	If you haven't heard it before, it's tips.
	Oh, sorry.
	Is it coming?
	All right.
	And we'll take a break to refresh our drinks.
	Hit the head.
	Navigating the collapse with your host, Nathaniel Scott.
	This will likely be my final bit recorded in 2020.
	I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
	The following is an article titled Christmas 1931, published in Dere Engriff by Joseph Goebbels.
	The German people faces the hardest, most severe Christmas in its history.
	True, there were sometimes days in the past filled with misery and sorrow, as when the soldiers of the Great War were in the trenches in Flanders and Poland, making bloody sacrifices for the freedom and honor of the nation.
	But even through the darkest clouds, a star of hope shone above us.
	This year, however, the whole people is filled with gray desperation.
	The economy is in ruins.
	The factories empty.
	The smokestacks smoke no longer.
	The furnaces burn no more.
	The streets of large cities are filled with an army of the unemployed.
	Misery and poverty are guests in the farmhouses.
	The middle class is flat on the ground.
	The creative classes are robbed of the basic necessities of life, and ever new and heavy clouds loom over the nation.
	The people are divided, torn in two.
	The national crisis is reflected in an ever-worsening world crisis.
	Political life is more confused than ever before, and nowhere except with us is there a program, a thought, a will, a man.
	Official Germany defends itself with desperate energy.
	Activism, however, is with the opposition, which must at least for now use its strength to criticize.
	The people have every reason to despair of the future.
	Were there no National Socialist movement as the last hope of those of goodwill, millions of people in Germany would long since have plunged into the abyss of chaos and anarchy.
	We have raised the banner of a new faith.
	We hold it unshakably and firmly in our hand, and we give working people confidence that sooner or later, Germany will change in fundamental ways that will allow for the rebuilding of a national state and therefore the beginning of the rebirth of the German people.
	That is not only a promise for the future, but much more an obligation to the present.
	Today, we carry in our hands the last hope of millions.
	The German people looks to us with faithful devotion.
	In us, it sees the guarantee of the coming victory.
	If we fail, Germany's fate is forever sealed, and our once proud, rich, and powerful cultural people will be stricken from the list of nations that make history.
	A movement that includes and embodies the last hope of an entire people accepts a grave responsibility to this people and to the future.
	We are every hour conscious of this responsibility.
	In the face of mass misery that cries to the heavens, of the hopelessness and economic chaos, of the desperation of working people and the growing mood of panic in the country, we affirm before the world public that we have no responsibility for the situation and accuse before the court of history those who have led Germany into this catastrophe.
	They, more than anyone else, had at least the responsibility of extending a helping hand to the people, to do at least that which was possible to alleviate the great social misery, to lay balsam on the wounds that desperation has caused us.
	Instead, they have tried to conceal their traitors' deeds, to accuse us of the crimes they have committed against Germany, to take from the people the last shreds of a decent existence by their unbearable and inflammatory attempt to throttle the social life of the nation.
	For years, we have opposed this immoral effort to reduce Germany's living standard to an intolerable level while attempting to meet the impossible demands for tribute.
	We opposed the fathers of this policy.
	The people have joined us in growing numbers.
	The masses have deserted official Germany for the opposition.
	National Socialism has given sufficient proof that it has the strength and intelligence to dissect contemporary policies, driving them more and more into a corner.
	Now, we must convince the German people of something more.
	We want to help.
	We want to alleviate the misery.
	We want to reach out our rescuing hand to the hard-pressed and those battling desperation.
	The time has come to forge the people under our leadership into a great community of those suffering misery and the blows of fate.
	There is little we can buy this Christmas with our limited means.
	But that which we buy should at least be bought in Germany, from Germans, for Germans.
	The small merchant is in a very desperate situation.
	We should support him.
	He must be brought along the path to the coming recovery.
	He may not be left behind, a victim of the collapse.
	This year, German men and women will shop only in German stores.
	They will avoid the Jewish department stores, where they formerly gave their hard-earned money for trifles and fooleries.
	Money that flowed into the channels of international Marxism to be used to further enslave German labor.
	However gray and empty the festival of love may be this year, we should, wherever possible, light the candle of solidarity and camaraderie in the midst of social darkness.
	The barriers of class and profession have fallen.
	The German worker reaches his hand to the middle class, for he knows that the middle class will also extend his hand to him.
	National socialism has forged us all into a new people.
	The misery of one is the misery of the other.
	We will face the troubles of the day with a readiness to help and a true socialist spirit.
	By next year, we will probably have prepared a wide-ranging governmental plan of action, which we shall attempt this year from the side of the opposition.
	Each penny we spend should find its way to a German cash register.
	It should give German businessmen and merchants the possibility to survive this difficult winter.
	It should favor German industry and German labor.
	We want to see only German goods on the Christmas table.
	Let the Jews drown in the trifles and fooleries of their department stores.
	We will go to our racial brethren and do the good work of fraternal, brotherly love, thereby having in these holy days the consolation that we are following the first command of our heavenly teacher.
	Lovely.
	And we are back.
	Thank you, guys.
	Thank you, Nathaniel Scott, for that wonderful reading.
	Wonderful excerpt.
	I'll admit, most of these things I'm not familiar with, including a really epic one from Rudolf Hess speaking at Nuremberg.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Nuremberg last week that we had Ahab on.
	And we will do probably our year and review show some point between Christmas and New Year's, or maybe early in the next year.
	We got a couple.
	We're working it out just because it's holidays, Christmas, New Year's, and we all have families and schedules and stuff like that.
	So we'll figure it out.
	Coming back, thank you to everybody in the D Live chat for tuning in.
	And we are going straight to our standard fair, our most important fair, which is, of course, congratulations to New White Life.
	We had another great week.
	JB from Bayou Country welcomed a baby girl, and she was a ginger, and she was gorgeous, chubby, hail.
	So cute.
	I know, right?
	It's always cool when they come out with a full head of hair and to come out with a full head of red hair.
	God.
	Yeah.
	Amazing.
	Yep.
	Let's see.
	I think I can say his name that's in the chat.
	JO will probably know better, but V had his third child.
	His wife had his third child.
	They had it together on the winter solstice.
	And the baby arrived right at the minute of the winter solstice.
	So yeah.
	So go ahead.
	Welcome.
	Hello, everybody.
	I won't say his fake name just because I didn't ask him if we can.
	And I also always confuse his fake name for his real name.
	Exactly.
	I know it sounds like a real name.
	I know which one is which, but him and I have called each other by our real names for so long that I always messed up his fake name.
	Yeah.
	But it was at the moment when Saturn and Jupiter were like perfectly aligned at their closest point during the winter solstice.
	Exactly.
	So black people didn't get any special powers because his son literally stole all of them.
	Yeah.
	I think he should name his son Tav, which may at first sound like a Jewish name, but Tav would stand for total Aryan victory.
	I already know his name.
	I already know his name.
	But I won't dox a two-day-old.
	It's Thor.
	It's Thor.
	It's kind of our other friend had a baby on that same day.
	Yeah.
	All from my group.
	I'm calling Dibbs on both of them.
	Yeah, Smasher.
	Full house chat.
	Totally BTFO Smasher's chat.
	Most feckin'.
	Anyway, yeah.
	We're a birth and death cult at the same time.
	Just the birth.
	Yeah, the deaths happen naturally, Smasher.
	Are you on good behavior tonight?
	All right, yeah.
	Well, here we got one more.
	Trey from Dixie.
	I congratulated him because he had one on the way, but they did indeed welcome a healthy baby girl.
	And thank you, Trey, for letting me know.
	I got another one.
	Yeah, how about it?
	Bill Mitchell, not the weird, like libertarian Trump lover guy.
	Our Bill Mitchell yesterday introduced his first kid to the world.
	That's awesome.
	That's awesome.
	Nobody doesn't like Bill Mitchell if they've met him.
	Yeah.
	We'll send the show to him.
	I don't know if he's a listener.
	He's never been in the chats or whatever.
	But good craftsmanship.
	You know what?
	Coach, I got one more.
	It's not new white, not new white life yet.
	Why don't you just do the show, Smasher, show up late and then just do all the parts?
	Well, you know, I looked at how many people were watching and I was like, damn, there's like eight people watching.
	Should really get on there.
	We've been in triple digits all night, even after MP totally screwed the pooch early on.
	We're going to the well of all of the show memes tonight.
	Yeah, go ahead, Smasher.
	And I didn't get to introduce you with my brilliantly witty thing because you had a party to go to, but go ahead.
	Have out of.
	Yeah.
	So this isn't a new birth yet, but it's a pretty big pregnancy announcement.
	I am expecting a second set of twins.
	All right.
	I hinted at this in the first half, Smasher.
	I gave no indication of who it was or what it was, but holy crap.
	Holy cow.
	I thought you were going to wait.
	I'm glad he didn't because now we can all act like we like we were all surprised he said it, even though we all pretty much knew.
	I get pretty excited all of a sudden.
	I'm too excited.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, dude.
	I'm way too excited to not say anything.
	Authorized release, just like the impregnation.
	Well, she asked me if I was going to get drunk and tell everybody.
	And I said, oh, I don't know.
	And so here I am doing it.
	So there he is.
	The IRH.
	Get it.
	Get it.
	What was really funny, though, when I was visiting Smasher's house, I was joking to his wife.
	I'm like, hi, you're going to have twins again.
	And she was like, don't you damn say that.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Sprinkle those lemons and Lamborghinis and diamonds, fam.
	Smasher is having back-to-back twins.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's like, I don't know whether to like smile from ear to ear or like put my head on my forehead.
	75% because he's four under three.
	Bro, this guy had twins of Irish twins.
	Yeah.
	Irish quadruplets.
	Yeah.
	Oh my gosh.
	What a mess.
	Bless you.
	Bless you and your wife.
	It's yeah, one in one in six million chances of doubled over laughing when I first found out.
	And I kept trying to collect myself.
	And I'm like, okay, I want to call and say congratulations, but like they're screwed.
	So I just called him and told him that.
	I was like, oh man, you guys are so rare.
	It was like, you're going to die.
	This isn't my problem.
	It's awesome.
	I had a question.
	Is there like some butterfly effect connection to the whole chisel incident and this particular pregnancy?
	Don't say that there is because I don't want people to think that if they're going to stab themselves with a chisel.
	Stab yourself to save the white race.
	Yeah.
	No, nothing of that implied.
	I just want to know if it's somehow connected.
	Just for the lore.
	No, it's not the chisel incident.
	What it is, is the absolute power of will.
	If you truly believe in something and you want to manifest it, you just have enough will and it will manifest into the material world.
	And that's how literally my entire life has gone.
	And that's just how it's going to keep going.
	Yeah, it's not the butterfly effect.
	Nice.
	It's not the butterfly effect, isn't it?
	The Florence Nightingale effect.
	Yeah.
	Wifey was playing nurse.
	My wrist hurts.
	Yes, your wife qualifies for the third class cross of honor in two pregnancies.
	That's a beat.
	Poor thing.
	God bless her.
	Absolutely.
	Was it like 25 Deutschmarks, Reichmarks for every kid?
	Something.
	Done in two pregnancies.
	That's pretty good.
	Yeah, the Mooter Cruise, I know, was given to upstanding women who had four children.
	So she will qualify for the Mooter Cruise upon the arrival of the new twins.
	Man, that's going to be an expensive piece of memorabilia.
	Don't you also not have to pay back any loan that you took out once you have four children or something like that?
	There's a.
	Yeah.
	So after four children and anything anymore.
	Yeah.
	How crazy.
	Evil Nazis incentivize.
	You got to take a new loan for your kids, don't you know?
	There was an old episode, and I forget who was on, but there was a guest on who said something to the effect of like, hey, Smasher, how is, you know, in terms of like stress level or exhaustion or whatever, how is raising twins different from raising a single child?
	And he said, well, I don't know.
	I've never raised a single child.
	Like, this is all I know.
	And that's going to continue to be the case.
	He will never experience like, ah, my child is asleep.
	All we do is twins.
	And yeah, and his wife's telling me, yeah, I mean, you know, we never figured this would happen.
	So we already gave one of everything away.
	Like, now he needs stuff because I was like, oh, well, at least you guys have everything.
	And they're like, no, man.
	Like, we can't half of it away.
	We had this really, really nice twin baby carrier that my wife sold.
	She was like, oh, Smasher.
	I'm never going to need this again.
	We're not going to have twins again.
	Oh, man.
	That's like the best problem to have all year.
	I will say, though, for sure.
	It doesn't hold that even if you like, so I've been having kids in quick succession, and I happen to have my most recent kid is ruining everything for the next kid.
	She's chewing through all the clothing.
	She's drooling all over or we're soiling all this stuff.
	Like she's ruining everything.
	So we don't have any.
	Without looking.
	Without looking and smasher, I'm going to guess you've already looked at this so you don't get to answer.
	What are the odds of a woman having a second set of twins?
	One in six million.
	I want to say one in six million.
	One in 110,000.
	Wow.
	Really?
	Because women who have twins once do have a propensity for twins.
	Okay.
	But that's still that big, big number, though.
	That number gets even smaller, is smaller, right?
	Everybody knows what I'm saying.
	Your chances are even less of having two sets of twins.
	Consecutively.
	Tandem, yeah, consecutively.
	And how's she holding up, Smasher?
	I know she's been a little bit nauseous, but she is extremely sick.
	She's very excited, but very sick.
	Right.
	Just the morning sickness and stuff.
	Yeah.
	But she got one in 700,000.
	I keep saying Zoloft.
	Zoloft is not the right drug.
	Don't want to take that while you're pregnant, I don't think.
	No, I can't.
	It doesn't matter.
	She got a Zycon prescription.
	She had it with the first pregnancy, and it was like, I remember her being like very sick and then getting the prescription and then taking it the next day and fixed.
	Wonderful.
	Zofran.
	Zofran deserves it.
	Thank you.
	Although most experts claim it is impossible to quantify the odds of having consecutive sets of twins because there are too many variables, several reports suggest that the odds could be around one in 700,000.
	So this is so rare that they don't have a good mathematical table for it.
	It is odd.
	It's one-on-one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	My odds are 100%.
	Well, the obvious bright side is that you have had two pregnancies and four kids out of it.
	And my poor wife, she's on her fourth pregnancy and she'll have four kids, but it's like your wife's got, you know, she's gotten to do half the work.
	Yeah.
	So it's just, it's just, it's just the work is multiplied once the kids are out.
	You know, like having two kids of the same exact age at the same exact time is not easy.
	It's, I've known, I've known women who had twins and had didn't have twins, you know, had like a first child that was like a single child and then twins after that.
	And it's everything is just incredibly multiplied.
	But, you know, you do get it out of the way.
	Well, the good news is that Smasher's pre-existing twins are perfectly behaved.
	They don't make difference.
	They sit still.
	Oh, it's going to be a piece of cake.
	I have never received a picture of either of them ass overhead in a garbage can.
	We're helping each other jump out of the curb.
	They don't destroy things at all.
	You know, nothing is at risk in that house.
	Smasher, give the audience and everybody listening a little white pill about some work that you put in, and which came through, aside from the obvious work that you put in.
	I've only had sex twice.
	Yeah.
	I got four kids out of it.
	Four kids only having to touch a woman twice.
	Sounds like a deal.
	A little inside baseball.
	The birth panel shared their own individual body counts in a secret chat today.
	I would never, under torture, reveal those numbers.
	So I'll just leave that there.
	But yeah, Smasher, lay the white pill on us from your good work recently.
	I didn't have the highest body count.
	That's the white pill.
	So most of the people listening probably saw the flyer I put together for Operation White Christmas or OWC.
	It was a little thing I kind of put together to get needy people in our movement some Christmas presents, people that have been either laid off because of COVID or for whatever other reason.
	There are a couple people that were involved that it wasn't COVID related, but it was just down on their luck this year for whatever reason.
	Sure.
	And so we made some Amazon wish lists through anonymous Amazon accounts and kind of passed those around.
	And everybody that kind of volunteered as needy, whether some former leadership was like, hey, I know this guy is sucking and he's not going to admit it.
	Or they were like, hey, it hurts, but I kind of suck this year.
	Or whatever the case may be.
	Every single wish list that we had and that got spread around was purchased in totality.
	So everybody is getting everything quickly and quickly.
	In fact, It was wish list number four.
	Uh, I posted, I posted it in one chat on Telegram, backed out of that chat, went to the next chat, posted the link again.
	And the very first thing somebody said before I could even back out of the chat was that it was empty.
	And it's like, dude, it's been like, yeah, I was like, it's been 15 seconds.
	What do you mean it's empty?
	And that's what I'm talking about, man.
	I love to hear it.
	People were so excited too.
	They hopped right on it.
	We had full house, we had full house listeners who wrote in because we kind of teased it or hinted at it.
	And they were like, can we get in on that action?
	And by the time I went to respond to them, I'm sorry.
	It's too late.
	So there's a little bit of more.
	I don't want to be a total Grinch here and say there's a moral hazard of everybody's going to be like, all right, let me get on that Amazon official.
	No, I know, I know, I know, I know.
	But seriously, if you're listening to this, if you hear this, if you know somebody is in a pinch, if you're struggling to make ends meet, if your credit card bills are piling up, it's too late for Santa Claus and all the rest of it.
	But drop us a line.
	We're going to go on good faith here.
	Real white men hours, right men and women hours.
	So we can make it happen.
	People are dying to help out within the cause instead of donating to random charities.
	So Jail posted some prisoners that could use some help as well.
	Yeah, we can make sure that goes into the show notes.
	Yeah, you know, that's a thing.
	You know, it's the truth.
	It's more blessed to give than to receive.
	And it feels so good to help somebody, even if it's something modest.
	You know, I talked about this last week on the show.
	This thing of being charitable, our enemies have robbed from us because any kind of charity that you reach out and do is helping Negroes and Mexicans.
	You know, so you got to go a little bit more effort and find the good white people deserving of help.
	And man, does it feel good to do it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know, so the donors and the recipients were anonymous.
	So there were no kudos to be had.
	Yeah, right.
	This is a pure grandstand.
	No.
	Did you know who they all were, Smasher, or did you take somebody else's word for it for some of them?
	I do know who they all were.
	Some of them were passed to me, but I was able to figure out who they were, not necessarily on purpose, but and they're all legitimately people that I was like, yeah, I totally agree with this.
	That means we're going to have to do this like times 100 next year for sure in advance.
	So if you were to, what's the word I'm looking for?
	If you're too gay to be honest with yourself and your brothers about your situation this year, well, next year, if you need help, feel free to ask because it's completely anonymous.
	The only person that knows, the only person that has to know is me.
	There are thousands of people right now who want, you've never met any of them, and they want nothing more than to make your life amazing.
	They want to help you have the best Christmas for your family and your kids that you've ever had.
	That's right.
	They will do it like that.
	They will do it at a moment's notice.
	So ask and you shall receive with glad hearts and open hands.
	Nikkei, while we have you, we often like to lord it over with our status as we are the dads.
	Yes, we convinced a woman to marry us and stuff like that.
	You are a dapper, handsome.
	I'd give you a haircut if it were up to me.
	I had a nick today, actually.
	I'm working working too.
	But Nikkei are you still single?
	Or what's going on there, big guy?
	Yes.
	Ladies, you can subscribe to my OnlyFeds at onlyfeds.com forward slash big swing and nick.
	Only feds a month for nice lumberjack beard picks.
	Onlyfeds.gov forward slash FBI forward slash only nick.
	If we're plugging things, then there's actually a will to rise, the brand from Rob Rundo, who is one of our comrades who actually is exiled right now.
	Great dude.
	And on Will to Rise, they're doing a charity drive for Christian Serbian families in Kosovo.
	And it's to a great organization called UNOC.
	And all UNOC, J J U N A K. Thank you.
	And it translates to hero.
	And all proceeds are going to Serbian families in Kosovo for or, and it's.
	It finishes on January 13th, so Orthodox New Year's Eve and they're doing a huge drive.
	The and even donating 20 bucks is a great help, because you know the exchange rate.
	I mean coach yeah, you could buy a house in Kosovo for that.
	Well so, in Kosovo, just uh just, you know first uh here, here's what you do, you go to the market in Prizren and you buy some surplus Yugoslavian gear and you get the boys together.
	But you got to make sure that all you and your homies hate Israel, and you know.
	Then you go and you know, just ask some out, ask some Albanians to leave their houses.
	Nicely, but send me that link buddy, and we'll put it in the notes.
	So what do you what what's?
	What's uh Fascioslav?
	What are you going by on the live stream right now?
	Yeah.
	So Z, a few years ago, this was probably four years ago, you posted a link to a Serbian charity and I gave money to it.
	And every year I give a small amount of money about what I can afford to send overseas, but I give them money every year and I get emails probably once a month from them.
	And they're update emails and it's all in Cyrillic and I can't read it.
	But so that's something that I do every year and I know that it's going to like good white Serbs.
	I know white Serbs but um there's, there's a lot of good charities uh, for the holidays that you can give to um.
	Another one that uh, I want to get in touch with them.
	Uh, it's uh, you know, with the war going on in Armenia, there's also um Armenia FUND which uh, they're actually right now, um wanting to rebuild the destroyed churches in uh, Nagarno-karabak or Artok, And that, if you're a Christian and you're all about European civilization, Nikkei could back me up on this.
	Like, we got to help Armenians.
	Like, they had half a mind to go there myself.
	Yeah, there's actually a lot of Greek volunteers who went over there, guys from Golden Dawn who went over there and assisted the Armenians.
	But if Armenia falls, then Europe will fall.
	Like, they're the gate guards.
	But there's Armenia Fund.
	There's also a French charity.
	It's called SOS Chrétiennes Pour de List.
	And it's for Christians in Lebanon and Syria, a lot of whom are genetically descended from Romans who went there.
	So that's also a very good charity to help out.
	There's a lot that are not tied to governments that you could just help out.
	Like you just need to do research.
	Zine, pop, yeah, send them to me, or we are going to see each other tomorrow.
	So we will definitely put those down and pimp them out.
	We're getting a little bit long-winded here or long in the tooth, whatever.
	It's late in the hour.
	Mr. Producer is getting crankier than usual.
	So I'm joking, of course.
	I wanted to stop real quick and thank.
	I can't see the entire screen names in the chat, but thank you to Chuck.
	I assume that's Chuck.
	Well, yeah.
	Thank you, Chuck.
	All right.
	Thank you, Chuck.
	Thank you, Elizabeth.
	And thank you, Rufus, our top three contributors to this show.
	Yep.
	I'm not sure if that's the Rufus.
	We know.
	So many Rufuses going around.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, absolutely.
	The charity will continue after Christmas, as tempting as I am to say, oh, it's not Christmas anymore.
	I can be screwed again.
	No, we'll keep it going.
	We have an email from a single younger audience member who I wanted to get to last show, but we didn't have time to it.
	And I wanted to give it a little bit of attention here.
	And you might think this is a little bit of a difficult one, but I'm going to do it anyway because we respect our audience and I want to help this guy give him honest, even if brutal feedback.
	He writes, Hello, Birth Panel.
	I'm writing to thank you all for existing and creating the current most wholesome podcast in our circles.
	Thank you.
	I believe that's still true, by the way.
	Roscoe's profanity notwithstanding.
	I had a whole slew of general questions about, oh, no.
	Sorry, that was Nikkei who had profanity.
	I had a whole slew of general questions about dating for younger guys.
	He puts in there under 22.
	I've narrowed it down to.
	Why are you dating younger guys under 22?
	Dating for you, Greg.
	That's a good dad joke there.
	All right.
	So the first one is a little bit weird.
	He says, Do you have any advice on how to meet introverted women?
	Okay, so for some reason, this guy wants to.
	Shut the door in.
	All right.
	We're going to make them laugh and cry.
	All right.
	What advice do you have for a 21-year-old guy who's never had a serious relationship with a girl but wants one now?
	I imagine it's not normal to not enjoy talking to women.
	Is there a period you guys had this?
	Because I sincerely want to have fun with women, but I always end up feeling tired and having no fun as soon as they open their mouths.
	I feel like it's a pathology that's turning me into a woman-hating misanthrope.
	And we certainly don't want guys turning into that on the show.
	That's me paraphrasing, which I don't want to be.
	So I think what I think we can read between the lines here and see that this is a guy who's never had a serious girlfriend.
	He's younger, but he's eager to get into the game and he's like pulling his hair out.
	And he watches too much porn.
	If you have no interest in women, you are watching too much porn and jerking off too much.
	Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, introverted drain.
	Stop watching, stop watching porn and stop jerking off so much.
	And I said this in the full house chat before earlier today.
	Yeah, so I used to, I, I, I, full disclosure, I have never been into porn, I don't watch porn, uh, and I do not uh jerk it that often.
	But you were a serial whacker, yeah, yeah, but whacker.
	No, I uh, I used to save it uh, for whenever I was chasing a woman, I would then uh please myself, so to speak, to her because that made me want it more and that made me thoroughly more interested in her, even if she was a stupid MP.
	Yeah, sorry, we had a whole conversation about this, and I think I think that the point that Smasher's trying to make is that if your if your sex drive isn't pushing you to engage a woman or this woman or whatever, like if your sex drive isn't the thing in it pushing you to engage women, then yeah, you're not going to enjoy talking to them, right?
	Your sex drive will make all of that enjoyable because the reality is that you're being pushed to be with them for something else, you know what I mean?
	Like talking to them is just a means to an end, and the end is having sex, right?
	And that's how it is when you're a young guy.
	And if you're not, if you're not being pushed to engage a woman by your sex drive, then all of it is going to seem like torture.
	But if you are, then all of it will be, will be, will be worth it, you know what I mean?
	And that's why that's why Smasher is saying, hey, stop watching porn.
	Now, this is just, we got to talk to the guy on the grounds that maybe it's not a porn issue because the guy himself says that like this could be like borderline pathological that he's like this upset or whatever.
	I see no reason why porn would not form some type of pathological cushion.
	No, no, but if it isn't that, you don't want all the advice to be contingent on that.
	So yeah, so I agree with you, JO.
	Like, like what we're saying is where it could be.
	Yeah, go ahead, Joe and broaden it too, not just for this guy, but for young guys who are like, either I can't stand them or like, I need to get started here.
	And obviously we did this on Get the Gringa way back when, but real, real value add for our younger, single, unmarried, no kids listeners.
	Well, start by sort of fixing your expectations.
	Yeah.
	You know, I'm not sure what kind of conversations you think you're supposed to be having with women.
	But and, you know, I've always been the kind of white knight of the gang.
	I enjoy the company of women.
	I enjoy conversations with women.
	But adjust your expectations because I'm not sure what you're looking for that you're this like mad, you know.
	And in terms of like looking for introverted women, that's rough.
	I'm not sure.
	You want to play Magic the Gathering with your girlfriend?
	Right.
	He's probably introverted and wants somebody a little bit like himself who's not going to be running her mouth and like a party girl, right?
	I mean, that's kind of uncrupulous.
	I would say that this guy should take the lead, you know, make the plans, plan fun things to do, even plan some, you know, things you want to bring up to her.
	Take the lead.
	This is a conversation relationship with a woman is not a 50-50, you know, this phrase, I hate this, 50-50 marriage.
	You hear about that?
	You know, it's more like 70-30.
	Yeah, no, that's it's not it's you know you can't look at it as as two equals that are you know uh being like friends.
	That's not what a man and woman relationship is supposed to be like, you know, we we are friends here right now talking that that is not the basis you relate to a woman on, you know, take the lead, uh, plan some things, even plan maybe topics of conversation and things like that that you want to talk about plan plan a little planning easier easier said than done, but yeah, yeah, I mean, especially with quarantine,
	I don't know how and where you would meet introverts.
	My best guess because I've been talking about the sort of where and how to meet women in this one chat that we have and shared interest social media type of stuff.
	I know that Facebook is particularly good for that kind of thing.
	You'll have a lot of people in Facebook groups about whatever your interests are.
	And people who are introverted will stick to social media rather than going to do stuff IRL, which you can't do right now anyway.
	And I also wonder if you have your crap together.
	Yeah.
	You know, if you're sort of this angry and you're like sort of specifically shooting for introverts and stuff.
	Did you really, you know, did you really think he was angry, though?
	He wasn't doing anything with your life.
	You really, you thought it, you thought he sounded angry?
	Because I, I mean, I didn't think he sounded angry.
	I just think, I think he doesn't, I just don't think he has.
	Whatever the word is, disgusted or whatever when he's talking about like he can't stand to listen to women talk to the point where like he thinks it's pathological.
	Maybe angry isn't the right word.
	Indifferent, maybe, somewhat.
	But yeah, I see what you're saying.
	I see what you're saying.
	Like he's not like an angry, you know, he-man woman hater.
	He's, he's, he's just frustrated.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, I do think that if you're, yeah, if your sex drive isn't driving, isn't pushing you towards women, then it's going to be a very difficult age.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Early 20s.
	You should be climbing up the wall.
	You got to think about romance.
	You know, think about being romantic and things like that.
	Here's something that I wonder.
	And Coach, obviously, you have access to the email.
	You send us either a copy and paste in the chat room or you forward us the email sometimes.
	So, but from what I saw, we do not know if this guy is a virgin or not.
	Yeah, could be part of it, reading between the lives of the people.
	A part of it also could be go with the best information.
	A part of it for losing drive could be, and this is maybe he doesn't have like a good group of guys with him to like build him up and guide him properly because I also noticed this that like solitary, like honestly being in this truck, sometimes you just like your mind wanders off like if you're like alone.
	But when you do have like a group of friends, that does build you up and that in turn builds up your testosterone.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We're with women.
	We're meant to be social, social animals.
	You know, it's not good to be able to do it.
	It's hard to give anyone advice when I don't know anything about you.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Like I know what your issues are, but I don't know what your characteristics are.
	And I find myself sort of reaching to figure out what to tell you.
	But because I don't know anything about you, it's hard because advice usually has to be tailored.
	There's broad things you can say, but when you're asking me specific questions, if I don't know anything about you, it's hard for me to answer those things.
	So I would say you can reach out again and we can kind of chat privately, or you can go, you can reach out and go get vetted.
	And there's at least one guy in every IRL group who can help you with this.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Or you can come on the show and I'll call you a virgin to your face.
	I mean, look, reach out and reach out and give us more.
	My ROI is incredible.
	ROE, return on effort.
	Yeah, I would say, I would say he should reach out, give us some more information.
	We won't necessarily, we don't have to share any more of this on the show.
	But yeah, we don't, we're, you know, we mentioned porn earlier.
	That's obviously a conclusion that we're jumping to.
	It's, and we don't know for sure.
	But I do.
	It makes sense, right?
	It does.
	And that's also why I turned to the virgin thing.
	Like, I'm not trying to call this guy a virgin.
	Maybe he, like, if he really wanted to, could just slam and not think twice about it.
	You know, so like I said, I really, I really honestly don't know if this guy's a virgin.
	Which it's funny.
	But it's an easy conclusion to make because, you know, even when I was at my peak teenage years, I was significantly less interested in women before I had sex for the first time.
	I was really interested in the idea of women.
	And maybe I remember this a little bit better because I'm only 27.
	But, you know, I really was like less interested in women, really interested in the idea of women.
	Yeah.
	And then as soon as I had sex for the first time, I was like, this is the best thing I've ever done.
	It's weird.
	I can, as far as I can remember, well, as far back as I can remember, I was interested in women, like in every way.
	Look at this Jennica gif in the chat and tell me you don't want to talk to her.
	I just want to know if I can make it bigger.
	I will say, I did have a friend growing up who very much had a lot of the same things that this guy is indicating as far as his outlook on women.
	Like he just had an unbelievable amount of disgust of being around women.
	But the thing about this guy is that he was very good looking, and I'm pretty sure some girl rocked his world and then it was, he was on like Donkey Kong kind of thing.
	But for a long time, I was like, dude, what is wrong with you?
	Let's go talk to girls, man.
	It takes a minute to get out of the gate.
	I think he just thought I was going to be like his wingman to bring girls over so they can notice him.
	And then Pai.
	Notice me.
	So, yeah, I mean, I've known people that seem to be similar to what this guy is like.
	And maybe he'll come around.
	Maybe there's something else there.
	But yeah, man, hang in there.
	If you want to give us more information, send us another email.
	I think JO could probably give you a lot of good advice.
	And yeah.
	Yeah.
	First advice JO will give him is don't do what Z does.
	Although it's worked for me, J.O. has seen me walk up to a group of girls in the bar and be like, Hey, let me tell you about the Jews.
	He's like septalingual.
	There's an international group of women hanging out and he can just start talking to all of them.
	He'll go up to like of like 10 women and they all speak the same language and it's not English or French, it's some like weird, obscure mountain language, and he just spits it out then.
	And then we were, yeah, we were at a bar, and the bartender is like uh, they, the waitresses, walk up to our table, and Jo and Mrs. Jo are uh sitting there.
	And to the bartender, suddenly, like, Jay was like, That's not a Slavic language that you spoke to them.
	Like, oh, yeah, that's Kazakh.
	And Jay was like, What the Mr. Joe?
	That's Mr. Joe and Mr. J.O. That's a train.
	I'm doing the meme.
	I'm sorry, people might not know.
	It's a bad moon.
	I don't know.
	It made me laugh.
	People talking about Bozo's wife being a fed.
	It's like, man, I don't know how much money you would have to pay an FBI agent to get pregnant by a dude that makes sad movie reviews.
	That chases guys off of podcasts with his black pilling.
	Yeah.
	Nikkei's next in line.
	Nikke's a Fed.
	I hear people on the next group here laughing at all this.
	No, Nikkei.
	I heard Nikkei.
	I heard Nikke actually works for Erdogan.
	You got to take that back.
	That's pointing.
	Nikkei actually is the leader of the Animal Liberation Front.
	He's just a big fan of the show elf, dude.
	I heard Nikke simultaneously started up Ioka and Asala.
	Nikke knows what I'm talking about.
	Nobody else.
	I don't know what you meds do with your time.
	Coach is back.
	Sorry.
	Yeah.
	I'm back.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Mod is back.
	Stop Fed posting.
	Yeah.
	No, thanks.
	Thank God we were running out of time.
	All right.
	Well, you guys have a good night then.
	That's my 20 minutes.
	I'll see you guys next week.
	Dad's back.
	You know, even as the caveat filthy no-kidder in the chat, if you want to, you know, talk to introvert girls in the time of coronavirus, I found I've gotten a lot of mileage out of just shit posting in their DMs.
	Like, honest to God, just shit posting women's DMs.
	They love it.
	Yeah, for real.
	You know, I'm not in the game anymore, but I see a lot of people doing that and posting screenshots of it.
	And it's 100% true.
	Shit post in women's DMs.
	Like, don't simp, but just why not just send something you think a woman would like, some meme you think a woman would like, and just wait until she responds before you ever say anything to her.
	Yeah, never, never double text.
	Never.
	I will die before I double text.
	You could literally just be like, hey, girl, you look like the type of broad that wants to eat Jeff Bezos' face.
	She might not reply to you for two weeks, but then two weeks later, she'd be like, oh my God, just so my God, let's not stop at Jeff Bezos.
	Yeah, you know why she doesn't reply for two weeks, right?
	Yeah, because you're getting railed out.
	She's working her way through all the other DMs and finally got well.
	That's why you got to send the best DM because they swerve on most dudes and they'll read the DM and not reply.
	So that's why you got to hit them with the best shit.
	You can't simp post.
	You can only shit post.
	Right.
	Because most of the DMs that women receive are like, oh my God, you're so pretty.
	Oh my God.
	I saw your tweet about makeup and I love you.
	You're so good and pretty.
	You're incredible.
	Send a link to the Sam Hyde.
	I never get any.
	I'll stop that there.
	Fellows, did I cut out before the comfy corner or did I, did I make it through asking for some young Chad to come on and let us know what dating is like?
	I don't think, I don't remember any of that.
	Oh, man.
	That all went into the ether.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, I know.
	I was like, wow, these guys are really quiet.
	They're captivated by what I'm saying.
	And I look over at the other phone.
	I want to hear the comfy corner.
	All right.
	Yeah, I know.
	That happens to me all the time where I'm like, whoa, man, these people are really listening to me.
	Nope, the call just cut off.
	Even rather than.
	I got to jump out of here.
	I got to handle dad gang stuff.
	But thanks for having me.
	Merry Christmas, everybody.
	Write us again.
	Hey, everybody.
	Have a great night.
	Hang in there, buddy.
	The bag is coming.
	I was going to say, yell at your wife for me, but unnecessary.
	Yeah, let's bring it home.
	Grateful to Roscoe and GM in the first half.
	I didn't get to thank them.
	They had to bail at navigating the collapse.
	But real quick, Comfy Corner, we were in a hotel recently.
	It was a marriage, and you can read into that.
	And we were watching TV.
	It's the only time we ever watch over-the-air TV.
	You find the most wholesome channel, and the commercials are still total garbage.
	And daughter reaches into the drawer.
	She's just poking around the room, innocent sweetheart that she is.
	And she goes, Hey, dad, look what I found.
	It's the holy bibble and the book of Mormon.
	And we all just started laughing because she's still learning how to read.
	But it was, it might, maybe that fell on deaf ears or whatever, but it was just so cute.
	Like the innocence.
	Yeah.
	And before somebody says, coach, you mean your daughter hasn't seen a Bible before or doesn't know how to pronounce that, but it was so nice.
	Yeah.
	And she loves, she takes it upon herself now all the time.
	She just goes to her desk and she gets out a piece of paper and she just writes these little, she writes lists, she writes notes, she writes little welcome home things for dad or for mom when they walk in the door.
	She creates, she wrote a, she created a rainbow the other day.
	I'm looking at on the fridge right now of all the colors.
	It's not exactly Roy G. Biv in sequence, but she wrote the name of the color in each of the bands of the rainbow.
	So yeah, kindergarten, you know, like the wonder of words and writing and the spelling mistakes and the innocence and all of it.
	Just, oh man, I could have melted.
	So daughter cook gang in the house.
	Yeah.
	What do you think, guys?
	Should we go for a little bit longer or should we cut?
	No, we should definitely go longer.
	If we don't go longer, I'm going to stream on my own D Live account with my zero followers and it's going to be pathetic.
	And it's going to be your fault.
	This is totally naked, too, the whole time.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I don't even have my camera on, but I'm wearing this sweet.
	I got a new sweatshirt.
	It's Adolf Hitler in Christmas pajamas riding a magic carpet down a rainbow.
	I'm camera on or it didn't happen.
	No, it's okay.
	I teased your beard.
	No, it's all right.
	It's up to you.
	It's up to you, big guy.
	No, I just don't want you to get kicked off.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I know.
	Yeah, we have to turn our cameras off during these shows.
	There he is.
	All right.
	Yeah, we can see him.
	Yep.
	Oh, nice.
	That's great.
	There it is.
	Nice.
	All right.
	I'm turning my camera on.
	I don't care if I get kicked out or whatever.
	Here we go.
	It's all right.
	Let's face fag gang.
	Wait, here we go.
	All right.
	Look at that beard.
	Oh, yeah.
	What's up, family?
	Your beard is looking kind of like that.
	We do not have any homosexuals here.
	Surely you have homosexuals here.
	You know, maybe you just don't know.
	No, we killed them all.
	I think he said like something they sent them to Canada.
	This is a great dunk.
	Justin Ron Cameron, that flag.
	That flag.
	I can't.
	Oh, there we go.
	This flag right here was made.
	We're doing flags.
	No, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	No, this flag right here was made for me.
	It was a gift for my good friend Kegs for Kavanaugh.
	Very cool flag.
	It's awesome.
	Shout out to Kurt.
	Liking the icon in the back there, Couch.
	Yeah, that is my wife's family's icon.
	And we put it on the side of the house that's facing toward that part of the world.
	I will always approve.
	That's Saint Olypius.
	He crawled up into a column and stayed up there for like 30 days or something.
	You know him?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Some of the hardest moboes on like in history.
	Just I will go on top of a pillar and just pray forever.
	And then I will calm down and I will walk into the throne room of the Byzantine emperor and tell him how he's screwing up.
	And then I'm going to leave and everybody's just going to their jaws will be dropped.
	I'm going to go back on top of my pillar and pray some more.
	That's one plan.
	The conservative case for why Mediterraneans are autistic.
	Yeah, Nikkei is our spiritual advisor now.
	All right, I'm pulling up.
	The Lemon Gallery seems to want us to keep going.
	Let me pull this up real quick because this I have given up the day-to-day Twitter grind and like getting involved in our various inter-nasine feuds and optics and all that stuff.
	But every once in a while, some disingenuous guy pisses me off so much that I can't help but resist and stick my beacon because I find it so dishonest.
	And this is helped but shit talk him in private chats.
	Yeah, I know, but that's what most people do, right?
	They just no, and it's not like this particular thing, but it's about the Amnat Catholic Groyper gang, which for the most part, and we're not going to beat a dead horse or like, you know, drudge up stuff that doesn't matter.
	But this guy, classical theist, I don't know anything about him, and I don't care anymore.
	Oh, he's not on the show to defend himself.
	He just put out very odd how all this Wignat imagery comes out of the woodwork just as IRL nationalist events become more and more common, almost as if where have you been?
	Yeah, yeah, that's the first, like, are you retarded?
	Like, Wignat imagery has been everywhere for almost first of all.
	IRL events have been going on quite some time.
	Successful IRL events.
	Let me finish.
	Let me finish, Nikki.
	Wait, real quick.
	Yo, IRL events wignatism is the best, but I'm going to let you finish.
	Yeah, he sent Stryker a link.
	Yeah, sorry.
	I know.
	And here, and here, and here's the thing.
	Ace and the Magisterium nerd.
	Almost as if it's instigated by a handful of malicious actors who know exactly what they're doing.
	So by posting a swastika or a Son and Rand, you're somehow a Fed or you're like trying to Totally sabotage this glorious Civnat Catholic Amnat America first Fuentes Grouper revolution because they got up in hey,
	if we're talking about imagery, then anyone here can agree when you were when you were a kid and you saw like Celtic crosses or swastikas, didn't you like, even when you didn't know what they meant, didn't you just draw them like out of nowhere?
	Like absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
	I have a funny story about the connection we have.
	These are holy icons, you know, as a as a kid, or well, even as a teenager or whatever, in junior high, middle school, and high school, we used to draw, you know, penises on each other's notebooks and stuff for homework.
	And eventually it evolved, it evolved into swastikas, and we had tried to draw swastikas on everything.
	And it wasn't like, haha, I drew a penis on your thing, you're gay.
	It was like, I drew a swastika, and that's cool, and you suck because you didn't have one already.
	And it takes work to make a good one, too.
	You can't just half-ass it.
	Well, and so advice for swastika making is you know, because it's really easy to get them backwards.
	You got to remember, it's not too S's.
	Not that, well, not for me.
	Oh, yeah.
	Your advice is good.
	This is what I remember it as.
	It's two S's.
	That's right.
	But just one is turned slightly, but they're both in the shape of SS.
	Man, Maya, I showed you guys the swastika that I made, right, in the chat.
	I made a swastika.
	I made a swastika treetopper for the NGOs for the Christmas party.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So that was also corners and eight external corners.
	Hey, that's like mathematical magic there.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, the bigger point was that I'm just, I wanted to add my damn voice to the debate to this.
	No, it was classical theist.
	He's got a decent amount of followers on Twitter, whatever.
	I have no idea.
	Yeah.
	No, yeah, he is a Catholic nerd and he's a dishonest.
	That was what, you know, these pious MFs getting up on their high horse.
	Oh, yeah, you're all feds and oh, you're all just trying to sabotage.
	I was just like, no, actually, we did our thing and put our face forward and we got sabotaged by the system through deliberate negligence to enable a riot.
	And we learned our lesson.
	But no, we're not just like crawling back into a hole and, you know, preaching a false choir that we don't believe in.
	And just because we disagree with you and just because you might get trolled or spammed a little bit by, yeah, of course, there are some bad actors out there.
	That's obvious.
	Yeah, you don't get to just cry fed and lie, right?
	You're supposed to be better than that.
	If there actually is somebody just like putting based imagery into their chats and their comments and the posts, it's not a federal operation.
	You're being counter-groiped.
	Very good, Nikkei.
	So you should take from the peer pressure and get with the program, bro.
	We watch in the cool kids' club.
	Yeah.
	The only other note I had here was the night owl question.
	And I am a night owl, have been ever since I was like 12 years old.
	And I realized that I could stay up really late reading and nobody could bother me.
	And that stuck with me my entire life.
	But it's a real pain in the ass when you're a dad and your toddler wakes up at 7 a.m.
	I know Sam's an early riser.
	Nikkei, I could see you burning the candle at both ends.
	Smasher, I know, is a night owl.
	Yeah.
	It's natural.
	Like there's, I have, ever since I was 12 years old, I have felt most alive from like 11 p.m. until maybe 2 in the morning.
	Good, good tweets, productive around the house, reading thoughts, writing, all that stuff.
	But that is not really consistent with being a chipper and productive dad in the morning.
	So just throwing that out there.
	Yeah.
	Well, you got to be active when it's light out, and that's what your children want.
	Yeah.
	When it's light, they wake up, you know, because that's just how mankind has always been.
	You got to make hay while there's light.
	I had plenty of great memories just talking with my dad.
	If I wake up early when I was a little kid, you know, he'd be getting ready to go to work.
	And I, you know, would have school in however many hours, but, you know, just say hi and good morning to him, you know, before he goes out for the day.
	It was just while he's having his coffee, watching the news, being doing big, important adult stuff, you know, spending time with him, you know, and those are special moments, you know.
	That's great there.
	You're watching your dad drive off off to work, you know, wishing that he would just stick around.
	You wouldn't have to go to school.
	Nikkei, thank you for bringing that up.
	When I was young, I remember my bedroom was right next to the upstairs bathroom.
	We only had one full bath in my house growing up, and my dad was always out of the house by like 6 a.m.
	So I remember when he would start the shower before going to work, I could hear the pipes and the water through the walls right next to my bed.
	And there was something very comforting knowing that your old man was up and getting ready to go out for work.
	And he would come in and he would come in and give each of us, I have a brother, a younger brother and a younger sister.
	He would give us a little peck on the cheek before he'd go to work.
	Now, I don't know if he did that every day, but I certainly remember when he did it.
	And I used to do that when I was going to work early in the morning and then it faded off.
	You know, it was sort of like, oh, just get up, shower, and get the hell out of the door.
	I can't wait to do this one day.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	And it's not, yeah, it's not even like one of those things where you're like, oh, it seems like a really cool thing.
	And then when it happens, it's not so cool.
	It is legitimately a daily heartworming experience, even on the rough days.
	If I leave for work before either of my kids wake up, I do not go kiss them because you don't want to wake them up.
	I could not do that to my wife.
	But someday when they're a little bit more capable, you know, a couple years, I will happily do that.
	But when I come home and they come running over to the top of the steps and they're like, daddy, daddy, daddy.
	It's like, oh yeah.
	Bro, I could dab and just like, oh man, it's so good.
	Imagine not wanting this.
	Imagine being one of these sad no kidders who don't want to have children.
	Broke, broke, no coin, or well, broke, no kidder, woke, no coiner.
	Yeah, no, I'm not like a broke, no kidder, but I want to be.
	And there's, there's some losers out here who's like, I don't want kids.
	Bro, you're, it's like, you don't even know what you're missing.
	It's like, well, I'm accelerationist number one.
	And is that because you had two pairs of twins?
	Yeah, yes.
	I want the world to collapse and a socialist government to take its place because I have two sets of twins.
	That's no different for me.
	You know, for a long time, I've been an accelerationist.
	I'm also a person that's been very adamant about like no political solution.
	And there's nuance to the no political solution bit and whatever, because literally everything's a political solution, but that's for a different podcast, let alone another episode.
	But I'm like, you know, just because I want like the government to collapse doesn't mean I don't want to like have kids in a semi-normal life either.
	And, you know, I understand at the end of the day, you can't have both, but here we are limping along and we'll probably limp along a lot further than we'll collapse.
	Bro.
	Well, in some cases.
	The first set of twins I had will probably be at least 30 years old before anything really collapses.
	I mean, I know we're like in this collapse continuously.
	You know, it's not catabolic.
	But, you know, before we reach like real collapse scenario that people think of, my kids will probably be adults.
	You can't.
	Well, at the same time, depending on the situation, like with having kids, how I mean, a lot of people want to have kids, but they're scared of it too, because, I mean, it's a messed up world right now.
	And once you wake up to really what's going on, like it's on your mind a lot.
	And you're going to be thinking about it a lot.
	That's a cope.
	I'm sorry.
	You tried to recruit an infantry platoon and ended up with two guys.
	Well, I made six kids and all of them can shoot better than the dudes in your fake infantry.
	Name me a time when the world really wasn't messed up.
	And don't tell me like the 1950s.
	Like the world has been 15 years old.
	It wasn't a 1950s.
	No, no, no.
	It was about 1933 to about 1943 and only if you lived in Germany.
	My point.
	Well, it wasn't even only Germany because, and I'm not being apologetic for the Soviet Union, but like 1970s, Soviet Union, after they got rid of largely, not completely, but they largely got rid of a certain cosmopolitan element, the population boomed.
	Yugoslavia under Tito, booming population were having kids.
	The question was rhetorical.
	What I'm trying to say is that throughout human history, it's been a for all.
	Excuse my language.
	It's been a world has been messed up almost the totality of human history.
	So to do this, oh, I don't want to bring.
	And look, I used to do that.
	I used to make that excuse.
	I used to have that cope.
	The reality was, is I was selfish and I was spoiled and I wanted to be a big child.
	And so that's why I never had children.
	And let me tell you, if you don't have children, you don't win.
	It's really that simple.
	Well, and so I'm holding.
	It's on an individual level as well as a civilization.
	That's right.
	I'm wholly against the generational struggle argument because we should not shirk any duty of ours onto our children.
	I don't think we have a choice.
	Yeah, like the whole idea that this is going to be left to our kids, I think that's going to be forced on us.
	Sorry to cut off there.
	But yeah, like I'm telling you, every cell of marrow in my bones tells me that this thing is coming to a head sooner rather than later.
	I hope so.
	Yeah.
	I do too so that it's on us and not our kids.
	That's right.
	Well, that's the thing.
	Here's the thing.
	I don't believe in the generational struggle meme.
	That is stupid and gay and a cope so that you can do nothing but have kids.
	You should be fighting every day tooth and nail against the Jewish capitalist globalist oppressive system.
	And at the same time, you should be training your children for the fight that they may potentially have to endure.
	Now, if we can win this thing before my kids reach 18 and they never have to deal with it and they can just grow up or they can have their adult years or even sooner than that, if they can spend part of their life growing up or living in a world that makes sense and is anti-liberal and pro-white, et cetera, all of these things, you know what, that is ideal.
	I would love for that to happen.
	And that is my goal.
	And that is what I strive for every single day that I'm alive.
	Every breath I take, I'm like, how can I beat the Jews?
	How can I depose the Jews?
	How can I destroy Jewish hegemony?
	But you know what?
	The real answer is not that it's a generational struggle, but it is a struggle that has no set timeframe.
	We have no idea how long it's going to take.
	And so I train my children and will raise them so that if I fail to deliver them the world that they deserve, they can hopefully give it to my grandchildren.
	And if they can't give it to my grandchildren, they will raise my grandchildren in a way to deliver it to my great-grandchildren and so on and so forth.
	So it's not a generational struggle because I'm not going to just say, well, I'll have kids and they'll take care of it because that is gay and that is a cope and that is selfish and you should be ashamed of yourself for being a coward.
	But I will fight my hardest to give my children the life that I cannot have.
	And if I fail to deliver that to them, they will stand here and be ready to destroy Jewish hegemony so that nobody else has to deal with it.
	Hell yeah, Smasher.
	Right.
	Amen.
	Hell.
	Yeah, that thought came.
	Something similar came to me the other day when I had a little bit of an epiphany and I realized that I focus entirely too much on the here and the now, like my current finances, my current living situation.
	Obviously, we do this show to encourage other people to add to our ranks.
	But I was like, even if I have all of my immediate family's stuff together, what about 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 years down the road?
	Even if everything is okay and in order now, it doesn't mean that it's going to be in order for my kids down the road.
	So you have to keep your ducks in a row personally.
	And you also have to get involved in the struggle to make sure that things are at least reasonably sorted for your kids to have a decent go at it in the future.
	And that's a little bit daunting.
	I want to respond to something in the chat real quick.
	How about it?
	Roy Patterson says that's the whole point of the generational struggle thing, Smasher.
	You never win.
	And I understand that to a point that you can't think about it as like, we're going to win and then I can quit.
	I totally get that.
	But I have to say that if you believe, if the whole point in the generational struggle is that we never win and we have to keep fighting, then what's the point?
	If we can never win, what's the point?
	You have to fight from the standpoint of we will win.
	I'm in this foxhole so that we can win.
	And if I can't win in my generation, it's not that we will never win.
	It's not that this is a generational struggle.
	It's that my children are there as my comrades and as my battle buddies to fill the foxhole behind me.
	Not because we won't win, but because eventually we will win as long as we keep fighting with the intent of winning.
	And I'm not trying to throw him under the bus.
	I understand why he said that.
	But I think you cannot approach this from the mindset of we can't or won't win.
	Lemon party for you, Smasher.
	Nice job.
	Everybody who's motivated.
	And if you have to be tuning in just now, Smasher announced earlier that he's having another set of twins.
	So just in case that's news to you.
	Please never say lemon party again.
	All right.
	All right.
	We are running on two and a half hours, and MP is going to have to edit all of this and make sense of it tomorrow.
	Isn't that right?
	Yeah, he's got one day.
	I usually get it on one day anyway.
	But yeah, we'll see.
	I probably will have to go back through and listen to a lot of it.
	Yeah, we had to hiccup at the beginning with the link and then a couple slips, including yourself.
	Yeah.
	I love the idea of you editing yourself.
	I do it all the time.
	I do it all the time.
	That's the nice thing about being the editor is you can always make yourself sound smart if you need to.
	No, you don't have to work to make yourself sound smart, buddy.
	All right.
	We're going around the horn.
	We're starting with the lowest rank, the youngest no-kidder on the call.
	Nikkei, I don't know if you're still there.
	He's muted.
	But that's all right.
	Yeah.
	Hey, there he is.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	We got to make up for that 10 minutes.
	Nikkei was gone.
	We got to make up for that 30 minutes.
	Nikkei was gone.
	We got to make up.
	I can't believe you took an hour from Nikkei.
	We got to keep going.
	That was just my nap.
	Bob says hi, Smasher.
	Second.
	Bob says hi.
	Oh, hi, Bob.
	Nikkei, thanks for popping on, buddy.
	Plug anything you want.
	And also, thank you for the full house stickers, man.
	That's always fun.
	You're welcome.
	I hope you enjoyed them.
	The comfy vibes from the full house stickers.
	Yeah, it was like the full house bus instead of the hate bus, but same, same bus.
	You know, the theater.
	It's like retrofitted with a nice air mattress in the back and like a hot plate so you could drink ramen.
	And, you know, instead of screaming at blacks as you drive by, you scream at each of them because you don't want to accidentally run them over.
	Yes.
	So you can find me on the rightstuff.biz.
	Check me out on the yellow whites, the third rail, hyper podcastism.
	Yeah, I do a lot.
	I was on Larry's live stream here on DLive.com over the weekend.
	Check it out.
	Larry.Ridgeway.
	Yeah, big fan, Larry's.
	Yeah, fun.
	I also wanted to ask you real quick, Coach, about your thoughts on the stigma.
	Is that like a Ligma joke?
	Yeah.
	Stigma nuts in your fairy.
	Coach tried to get me earlier today and he failed miserably.
	Hey, Nikkei, there was this beautiful bird out at my bird feeder the other day.
	It was small.
	It was white and it had a black cap on it.
	Any idea what that one's called?
	Lay it on me.
	There's a black cap chickadees nuts in your mouth.
	I forced it, but you know.
	You don't come on my show and disrespect the host with the D's.
	No.
	Nikkei.
	Nikkei, you're a med, right?
	For the audience.
	You're a med, right?
	So you like pizza?
	A pizza D's nuts in your mouth.
	All right, Nikkei, thanks for coming on, buddy.
	We're going to go around the horn here.
	And next up, next highest up on the totem pole, because he's older and has arguably a better beard.
	Z. If you're still there, man, thanks for coming on.
	I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
	Yeah, thanks for having me on.
	And I'm pretty excited to actually also meet Potato finally, since, you know, I'm the official Potato Internet Defense Force.
	That's right.
	It's true.
	Yeah.
	Whenever Wifey and I, you know, moan a little bit about our uppity toddler, Z is always there to defend him.
	So it's going to be great.
	A little road trip.
	And I honestly can't think of something nicer than meeting up with an old friend and spending Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with him.
	So we'll do it up.
	We're going to live stream just you and me out in the woods with a couple of sidearms and bottle of something good.
	Am Ren, borther.
	Am Ren.
	All right.
	Smasher buddy.
	I don't mean to cut your party short here, but by all means, stream, stream away.
	Yeah, no, all streams, streams.
	Sorry.
	It's late.
	Okay, boomer.
	Yeah, no, I'll probably do a live stream after this because everybody in my house is asleep but me, which is normal, but I usually just play video games at three in the morning instead of sleeping.
	So, Nikkei, you went on.
	Let's do it.
	And Z, I'm sorry you texted me earlier and I didn't respond, but I did put it out in the pool party leadership chat to see if we had anybody in the area.
	And then that's how Coach found out.
	And so I didn't mean to leave you hanging, but I didn't really leave you hanging.
	Just bring me on the live stream and we could talk about IRA and PLO and all that good stuff.
	You know, I would love to talk about the IRA.
	I was at actually my local pool party.
	We had our Christmas party tonight, and that's kind of why I was late.
	And we were talking about the IRA a bunch there because people were like, oh, you know, the IRA, this, that, and the other.
	And I was like, yes, of course.
	Let me hit you with some severe autism.
	And I posted a meme on my Telegram about the IRA and one of the founders of one of the more modern versions of the IRA.
	And, you know, we kind of share a name and we're also cousins.
	And my dad's first cousin goes and visits him all the time and whatever.
	Not a big deal.
	But so my wife tweeted a picture of me holding the proclamation of the Irish Republic, which is kind of like the Declaration of Independence with a bunch of Irish stuff, IRA stuff all around me and glowing eyes.
	She tweeted that Adam as a flex.
	And so I've been on a big IRA kick.
	So prepare for the autism.
	Who could blame you?
	Yeah.
	It's in Smasher.
	Yeah.
	And thanks.
	I don't know if you plan to break it out tonight, but seriously, from everybody, you're going to have all the support in the world that you need aside from sleep and peace of mind.
	Well, the good news is that I literally can't get any less sleep than I get right now.
	For a world of hurt.
	Yeah.
	You're still having trouble.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Like, I'm in a terrible habit of taking a big nap in the middle of the day and then staying up too late just because I can't go to sleep.
	But you're not even a nap.
	No, no, no fapper, no napper.
	Yeah, I don't even take a nap.
	I wake up anywhere between like 8 and 10 in the morning, and then I stay up until anywhere between 3 and 6 in the morning.
	And I just like, I can't sleep.
	I can't sleep.
	I can't do it.
	You're going to have a COVID comorbidity if you're not careful.
	Do you drink coffee?
	No, I don't drink coffee.
	Coffee's too hot.
	I drink bang energy because you have to fuel your destiny.
	That is the bang mono.
	Fuel your destiny.
	There's caffeine in it?
	Oh, there's caffeine in it.
	Sorry.
	I don't know.
	Sam, you told us about that time you went to work and had one of those monster energy drinks, right?
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	If you drank like 600 monster energies, that's like a bang.
	Okay.
	Well, all I'm saying is, like, when I used to drink coffee, I had some of those same complaints, what you're saying.
	And the thing is, if you if you drink anything with caffeine, you it gives you that burst of energy in the morning, let's say.
	And then you think that it's out of your system later, but it isn't out of your system.
	And even after the good part of it is not helping you anymore, it prevents you from getting a full night's sleep.
	No, I understand that, and I don't disagree.
	But the energy drinks are downstream from the insomnia because there are days, there are weeks, even months that I do not drink energy drinks and I still do not sleep.
	And then so it's kind of this vicious cycle of like, well, I haven't slept in days or weeks or months at various times in the past.
	And at this point, I've just accepted it.
	I'm like, dude, I don't sleep.
	So I'm just going to drink the energy drink because, you know, I used to think like, oh, well, if I cut back on energy drinks, maybe I will sleep better.
	I don't sleep any better.
	I'm still up all night.
	It's just how I am, I guess.
	Dude, I take 30.
	At the worst point, I was taking 50 milligrams of melatonin a night plus a prescribed sleeping pill and still not falling asleep.
	Damn, how'd you find so many Negroes to harvest for all that?
	He was an active hunter.
	His tag limit was unlimited.
	Doctors did it.
	Even the best of us confuse melanin and melatonin sometimes.
	I purposely say melatonin.
	I had a very good melanin harvest this season.
	Damn, damn, did you go to Athens and like find a bunch of migrants?
	Oh, yeah, there's plenty.
	There's no bag limit in Greece this year.
	Sam, thank you so much for coming on, big guy.
	Thank you.
	You're off.
	Yeah.
	He's like, oh, coach, I can go until 3 a.m.
	I don't have to work tomorrow.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	I got several days in a row with no waking up or nothing.
	So it's great.
	Hey, everybody, go out and get yourself some Vin Glag, spiced mold wine heated up.
	And it makes the whole house smell wonderful.
	And you get yourself, we're supposed to have some cold days coming up here.
	Wonderful on a cold night.
	And just one last thing.
	We like music at the holidays, and there's all kinds of great Christmas music we enjoy.
	I just thought I'd mention on Project Records, and that's with a K, P-R-O-J-E-K-T, Project Records.
	They have Dark No Well.
	It's like a goth, goth take on Christmas music.
	It's really good.
	You could download it, you know, instantly from the site.
	So, you know, if you had a feeling for that to give your Christmas a little different feel, you could still take advantage of that.
	But thanks for having me on the show.
	Great show.
	Great guests.
	It's great to hang out with everybody.
	Thank you.
	Merry Christmas.
	Thank you, Sam.
	Merry Christmas to you, your big family, and everybody who you've impacted through this show and through all the things you've done through the years.
	Seriously.
	God bless you.
	We salute you.
	Mr. Producer, thank you, sir.
	I think everybody knows that I'm just joking and that I'm your biggest fan, but just in case.
	Yeah, but tonight I lived up to the meme.
	I'm not loaded up.
	I'm not even mad.
	I was just flustered.
	I know.
	And I snapped at you a little bit like an ass, and I feel bad about that.
	Oh, because you were like, give me a second or whatever.
	No, no, no.
	I didn't see.
	I missed it.
	That's how nice I am.
	You're the nicest.
	Everybody should know this in real life, even though I've never met Coach in real life.
	He is the nicest guy on the planet.
	No doubt.
	Unironically, Coach has the patience of a saint.
	I've seen it.
	He really does.
	I've seen it happen on IRL.
	I've seen it happen on the internet.
	I've seen it happen somewhere between the internet and IRL.
	That's my superpower to make up for my other weaknesses.
	No.
	Everybody's, it's just like video games.
	You know, everybody's got their little you're off the charts, though, in being a real nice guy and being just a good, a good person, man.
	Like, seriously, everybody says it about you.
	I talk behind your back all the time, and that's what everybody says.
	So, yeah.
	Well, you know, there's only one thing I like better than being a nice, genuine guy, and that's getting compliments.
	Well, that's true.
	That's good.
	Because that's your Christmas present.
	That's your Christmas present for me, buddy.
	Can I put out one more plug here?
	Oh, God, Nikkei.
	What do you want now?
	Yes.
	To reference something earlier, people who need help in life.
	We have a building net, a growing network of people who want to help each other.
	Learn more at Americankulak.org.
	Oh, good one.
	Absolutely.
	I absolutely love it.
	We are going to have an AKP leader guru, I don't know, on the show at some point, too.
	We're going to have Nam back on to talk Manor Bund.
	We're going to have a financial expert on to talk retirement.
	We are seeking some young CAD to enlighten our younger listeners a little better than we geezers can, and lots more good stuff in the works.
	And I haven't yet begun to ask Mr. Producer to assemble the outtakes and best of clips from a year.
	Well, it's his fault for not assuming it was coming.
	Well, you know, he's got a lot of them in the hopper, right?
	He knows when to isolate those babies.
	Yeah.
	A two-hour episode of me swearing.
	The idea I had, I put it to Frank for the third rail.
	It's just a show title episode.
	Instead of like best of, just clip every moment that you had throughout the year where you hit the show title.
	Yeah, we did.
	So we don't even have to show up.
	It's just, it's all clips.
	One minor.
	It's all one line.
	It's all clips.
	It always was.
	Coach, before you end the live stream, I'm going to say I will do, I will, I will host another live stream somehow.
	I don't really know how to do it, but I will do it.
	Me neither.
	Hey, Nikkei committed to being there.
	Stryker said he will probably come on.
	Oh, nice.
	But if you need help and you cannot get anybody else's information, you cannot figure out who to talk to.
	You don't have any of these crazy, autistic, weird messaging apps, send an email either to the full house email at fullhouse show at protonmail.com or if you can't remember full house show at protonmail.com, literally my name, michael.mcevitt at protonmail.com.
	Send me an email and I will get you somewhere.
	I promise I'll reply within 72 hours, but I can't promise before 72 hours.
	Yes, he is getting your mail.
	Absolutely, and if and if you send an email to the NJP email account, I promise I will read it and not reply to you, regardless of what you say in it to win it.
	Get that uh five-gallon water jug out of a picture, though, Smasher.
	I'm not a yeah, go fill that up.
	Yeah, no, no, no, but we got we got a new fridge that has uh a dispenser, so you don't need that thing anymore.
	You don't need that anymore, so you can have it and you can fill it up with spring water.
	I don't, I don't.
	Oh, I can have that, yeah, I'll have I'll take your jugs.
	I don't need your dispenser, yeah.
	Yeah, you will take his jug.
	Oh, yeah, I don't even really know what's in this room because this is our third bedroom.
	Uh, so right here to my left is all candle stuff, it's like 600 pounds of wax and a bunch of and other stuff, right?
	The tannerite is right over there in that corner, you know, that's in the garage.
	And then we've got a pillow and blanket and a couple other things for guests when they come over.
	And then we have a nightstand from our bedset that doesn't actually fit in our bedroom because our bedroom and our last house is bigger than our current master bedroom, and so this nightstand doesn't fit in there anymore, and it's just got like some bullshit on it.
	And I don't even know what all the stuff is, but who cares?
	Because it's just the third bedroom that like is used as an kind of an office, kind of as like a candle workshop and whatever.
	And now it's going to be we got to squeeze two kids in here, and that's kind of fucked up.
	Yeah, well, yeah, you got you got the space where you are now.
	No, we don't.
	You take that back.
	You can make it.
	If we can make it work, you can make it work.
	All right, let's put a ribbon on this puppy.
	Thank you, everybody.
	Thank you, especially to the audience listening at home.
	Say a prayer for Mr. Producer trying to make this into a usable show for the main RSS.
	Thank you for all the lemons and the contributions and everything else to everybody who writes in, who asks to get vetted.
	And there are a lot of people out there who are just listening and not interacting, and that's fine too.
	I see you, ass kicker, with the Pepe and the champagne glass.
	I'll raise a little glass of a can of course banquet to you too, buddy.
	Full house episode 73 was taped before a live studio audience of sorts on a gorgeous December 23rd.
	And it is now officially Christmas Eve here on the East Coast, December 24th.
	You know where to follow us: Twitter, Telegram, YouTube, BitChute, and even Parlor.
	And to all white families getting ready for the big day today, the big night.
	And especially to all of you who still have young ones under the roof, excited for the big man's arrival.
	We salute you, Mr. Producer.
	Music is in your hands to take us out this week, this show.
	And I have no idea what's in store.
	Although Sam's family recording last week brought out a lot of tears, which was great to hear.
	We got a bunch of emails from grown men, Fed posting grown men, who said that they got misty or a little bit choked up over that song.
	So it's over to you, MP or Smasher.
	This week, we're going to go out to me singing all I want for Christmas is you.
	I'm kidding.
	That does not exist anywhere.
	MP, you got anything, or should I just pick something on the fly and then we'll put it in at the end of the show and go out with the loop-de-loop?
	Well, I mean, yeah, I don't have anything, so we can just, I got something.
	No, no, no, I got it.
	Hold on.
	Martin Luther, whatever you think of Catholicism or Protestantism, wrote very beautiful choral music.
	And this is not a Catholic Protestant thing.
	And he wrote one called Einfestedberg ist Unser Got, which I think means this town is under God.
	It's a beautiful song, and it's probably in the public domain.
	I'm going to stall here for a second just in case MP can play Martin Luther Einfesteberg.
	But it is, it's a beautiful one.
	And whenever I hear Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You, all I can think about is Martin Luther slaving away writing choral music.
	I mean, imagine somebody getting royalties for Martin Luther's work.
	I know, right?
	Well, you know, they just pass that with new one, right?
	Like streamers or possibly live.
	How about a parody called I Just Want Expulsions of Jews?
	It's good.
	You write it.
	We'll perform it.
	I don't want a lot for Christmas.
	All I want for Christmas is Dead Jews.
	Magnus says, play that Brism song you didn't play, but oh, Magnus, no, it's not appropriate.
	Just type that you want.
	How about Fairy Tale of New York by the Pogues?
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	It's a very good song.
	Faggot.
	You guys are making it harder and harder for me in post-production to edit this.
	Well, MP, are you able to pull something up now so we can click stream this?
	No.
	No, it's not.
	I mean, I can't.
	I can.
	Rock and rhythmic fall.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	The crying orc by Burt Burzem says Sam.
	No, no.
	You know what I'm going to do?
	Here's what I'm going to do.
	For every song that gets named out, I'm going to put that song in and then redo the next song for every song named out.
	That's what I'll do in post-production.
	I'm going to take every song and remix it every 10 seconds.
	I'm going to make more work for myself.
	I know you're a liar.
	No, I'm going to do it because it's the only way this is going to be like it's the only way that this is going to be listenable when we put it out as an episode.
	No, it's not.
	People will listen to this and laugh.
	True.
	That's true.
	And then some retarded song will come on and they'll laugh even harder.
	And he gave Die Hard is Christmas movie.
	Then Burzom is Christmas music.
	All right, whatever.
	I don't care at this point.
	I just wanted a long ride to go pick up Dam Z tomorrow.
	Yeah.
	Happily.
	You're welcome, Z.
	No, I'm excited.
	He's going to add a little spark.
	All right.
	Thank you, Fam.
	Didn't kill him.
	We love you.
	What Sam said.
	Please, Mr. Producer, give us this remix as a Christmas present.
	Okay, guys, we love you.
	God knows.
	I mean, Smasher, if you figure it out and want to put the wherever you're going to stream now at 12, 11 a.m. East Coast God Time, have at it.
	And it's been great.
	Thank you for the comments.
	Thank you for the donations.
	We love you, fam, and we'll talk to you at some point between Christmas and New Year's.
	I see you there, Johnny Dole.
	And Smasher, go ahead.
	It's all yours.
	I'll say, I'm going to stream at dlive.tv/slash potato smash 14.
	And say it again.
	Say it again, Smasher, because somebody ran over it.
	Yeah, that was.
	Penguin.
	It's the end of the show.
	All right.
	Dlive.tv forward slash potato smasher 14.
	As soon as I figure out how to do that, we'll be up tonight.
	And we love you, fam.
	We'll see you.
	See you.
	See you.
	Good night, everybody.
	See you, Kyle.
	Merry Christmas.
	Merry Christmas.
	If high straight, old his kind and steel time,
	but fruit and mirros is in soil wounds of ging.
	He sound is shed to be, thus must be skilled.
	I burn thy colouring furn Thus what is all in the sensor in this, by wounds for him,

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