Tourniquet, somebody's bleeding out in the woods and a bandage isn't cutting it.
Is it as simple?
Say I'm bleeding from my elbow.
I got a gusher on my elbow.
You just tie the tourniquet up at the armpit.
Is there any hard and fast rule?
Tourniquet the neck.
At least you didn't D's nuts joke this.
Yeah.
Who boy?
Apparently, it's not just election stupid season, but also full house spooky season.
That's right.
We tempted the fates last week, and Potato Smasher barely lived to tell the tale.
But our favorite neo invalid is back along with the entire white Russian power quintet.
And we've got more material this week than we know what to do with.
Mr. Producer, raise the curtains.
So it's
65, a full house special Smasher Telethon edition.
Perhaps.
I am, as always, your toothy, grinning host, Coach Finstock.
Yes, my oral hygienist said she was jealous of my white teeth the other day.
Very proud moment.
Back with another two hours or more of radicalizing mostly family-friendly entertainment.
Before we meet the birth panel tonight, though, Spasiba Bolshoya to some Full House fans who came through with kind donations this week.
That means thank you very much in Russian for those of you out in Rio Volga or whatever.
Rio Vladivostok.
Rio Nijni Novgorod.
Yeah, all right.
Just name Russian cities.
First up, Marcel, our pal Marcel covered one month's worth of podcast service hosting.
Thank you very much, buddy.
But just one month.
Marcel, come on.
You're holding out on us.
Thank you very much.
Just one man.
Wow, there.
Yep, absolutely.
To our man Tiger, he also sent us a kind donation this week, but it came with strings attached.
He said, I would like the signed 8x10 glossy of Sam and his thong as my thank you gift.
He did write that thank you, Tiger.
And I'm going to let Sam direct mail that one to you.
I don't well, I have like a gray leopard print or a looks like little bubbles.
I'm going for the bubbles.
Oh, God.
I hope they're just, I was going to make a bubble joke, but I won't do that.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
Jayo's waiting.
All right.
Oh, when you were little, did you ever blow bubbles?
Because he's back and he's looking for you.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got a clean joke for the show.
We got to restart here.
All right.
A man took a bath with bubbles.
Now, do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was his neighbor.
That's a good family-friendly joke.
I like the Jayo is very demure there.
He's like, I got one, but I don't want to interrupt.
That was worth it, Jayo.
All right, back on track.
Come on.
And finally, our pal, Joe, I'll just say Joe B sent us some this week.
Yes.
I am going to invite Mike Pence on the show.
Was very fatherly in that debate that he had with Kampala.
But Joe B sent us some shekels and he also sent us a very heart-rending, thoughtful question that we will get to later this show.
It's too serious and a little bit of a downer to start off with, but it deserves some airtime.
And thank you guys seriously for the donations.
And with that, let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, he was last seen thrashing in a mosh pit full of skinheads with the vigor of a man half his age, which means that I guess he was moshing with the energy of a 40-year-old or so.
Hey, Sam, we finally got the next installment.
I say we.
I got the next installment of your autobiography up on the site today, fulllife.com.
So yes, thank you for that.
And yeah, you had some fun this past weekend.
Oh my gosh, what a spectacular weekend we had.
We had good camaraderie with our fellow fellow travelers, I'll just say, pool party people and so forth for an Oktoberfest, which was glorious.
And then there's been a skinhead gig that's been planned for a little while.
It finally came together and it was glorious.
Ended up, a bunch of us went there together and a bunch of our guys got introduced to this other scene.
And there was a lot of good camaraderie and a lot of new bridges built between the people.
And it was a great time.
It was a wild time, great music.
And if you ever, if you pay attention and you find out when these gigs are coming around, man, these gigs are just as good as hanging out at a pool party or anything else.
You could turn to anybody on your left or right and start talking to somebody and have a great conversation about just about anything.
That's awesome.
I know, me too.
It was wild.
Smasher and I were edging toward the door to go sneak out to go it.
And yeah, that wasn't happening.
No.
I was planning on going, but things changed.
Yeah, you weren't up to your, weren't up to snuff and everything.
So I understand that.
You know, next time, it's just, I would encourage anybody, check it out.
You know, it was a good time.
It was a great location.
Great guys.
And this is the guy that reads the Book and Rifle.
He reads George Lincoln Rockwell's White Power book.
And he's going to be moving on to other books.
So definitely give that a listen.
And great guys over there.
Nice.
Sam, quick question.
Did skinheads, was skinhead an epithet back in the day that then, you know, neo-Nazis or whatever just said, oh, yeah, fine, we'll embrace that.
Or did they call themselves right?
Yeah.
It was kind of coming out of the 60s.
It was kind of like a reaction against the hippies, you might say.
But, you know, it was not to say that the ideas were fully crystallized or anything like that.
It was just kind of a working class, white working class reaction to the times.
And over time, it became more crystallized into the way we know it now, simply because like all of us, right, we start asking questions, maybe especially when you're a younger person, you're asking questions.
And the way you're treated by the left, they push you to embrace a more and more extreme position.
And that's how the development went there too.
Shave your heads.
Shave your head to own the hippies.
Yeah.
I mean, at some point, people, they feel like, fine, if you're going to call me a Nazi, I guess I will be one then.
As Charlie Daniel said, you could be a long-haired type hippie fag, right?
Yeah.
Like Wignets embracing it.
All right.
Very good.
Thank you, Sam.
Glad to have you back.
Great to see you this past weekend.
All right.
Next up, from here on out, he shall be known as Potato Slasher or perhaps Jack the Grifter.
He cut his own, he cut his own arm in Reno just to watch it bleed.
Coming to us from the French Riviera or Tahiti.
Where are you broadcasting from tonight, Smasher?
Welcome back.
I'm broadcasting from Moscow, actually.
After the incident, they flew me out and they were like, we can't have you in the United States right now.
It's too dangerous.
I might get AIDS because it's really gay here.
You sound very lucid and very healthy.
You're like Donald Trump.
Yeah.
100%.
Get tested all the time.
How's it going?
Consider this my resignation.
You just compared him to Donald Trump.
Yeah, that was my passive aggressive flex.
No, before recording the show, I had the stupid town hall.
It was more like an interview with Savannah Guthrie than it was a town hall.
He did a lot better than he did in the first debate.
But anyway, he was on my mind.
I can see his orange visage out of the corner of my eye right now.
You can see the line in his double chin where it goes from extremely pale to orange.
Yeah, he's got that line down his neck.
It kind of looks a little like a, you know, he's got a spray tan, like just straight up.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we'll probe.
Very disrespectful.
We'll probe your injury here in a second, but let's get through the rest of these slackers.
All right.
Next up, he is the only man to have ever been represented on my front porch via Halloween-themed scarecrow.
It's true.
Django, at the time, I was like, this is kind of cucky.
Like, I got another dude scarecrow visaged on my front porch, but it was hilarious.
Welcome back, buddy.
The only thing that beat it is a month later, the Thanksgiving turkey ended up me themed.
I don't think I have the picture of the scarecrow, but I still have the picture of the turkey.
Yeah.
I guess we, yeah, the scarecrow had on a hat and it had something in his pocket and had a little laptop in it.
Like for a crafty old laptop on him.
And yes, I think it was a bottle of Jack or something in his lap.
Yeah.
Different times.
Exactly.
You were not a dad back then.
Still wild.
It's all right.
And finally, tonight, he parachuted into Full House so late.
I didn't have any snarky commentary to introduce him.
So all I can do is tell the truth and say that this guy is as smart as he is kind as he is genuine.
And we're glad to have him on for the second time as a real guest, as opposed to our lackey behind the scenes crafting custom bits.
Hey, I didn't do too bad there for not having any scripts.
Matt Scott, Nathaniel Scott, welcome back, buddy.
Thank you so much, Coach.
Very generous introduction there.
All true, too.
Don't let it go to your head.
All right.
Let's get right to the meat of the business this week.
Slasher, you are the talk of the town.
And in all seriousness, another great example of our people coming together to help out one of our own when they get in a little bit of hot water or a little bit of dire straits.
So in your own words, tell us what happened.
People are dying to know.
There's rumors, innuendo, whatever you want to share.
So it was Thursday, October 8th, 1,500 hours.
I was attacked by Massad.
Maybe.
Sorry.
I've been waiting all week to make that joke.
It sounded a lot better in your head, I guess.
Yeah.
spinning dreidel from the left.
No, um, um, So, well, I think most people know that I was hurt at this point.
I was out doing some pro bono work for a friend.
Was it me?
Yeah.
No, it wasn't you, but some pro bono work for a friend, uh, uh, particular type of work.
And uh, I was shaping what I was making, uh, lumber, uh, shaping this piece of lumber with a chisel, and it was almost completely done.
And uh, just taking a little bit off of it with a chisel, no hammer involved, all hand chiseling.
So, like, you know, when you're hand chiseling something that kind of automatically means that you're not doing a lot of super heavy work because you're just using your hand, right?
You can't, right?
And uh, I hit a soft spot in the wood, and chisel skipped, you know, basically the wood broke away, chiseled, and uh, I caught it with my wrist, so it didn't hurt anybody else.
And all right, so you were hammering the chisel with your right hand, but toward like because I no, I was not hammering, no hammer, okay, you just yeah, that's that's my point.
So, I was I was doing some finishing work on a piece of lumber with this chisel, no hammer involved because it was all very light, easy work, sure, um, like the least dangerous chiseling you can do, actually.
Uh, and so I was holding this piece of lumber with my right hand, using my left hand to do this very light chiseling, uh, and it hit a soft spot in the wood, and everything broke, all the wood broke away, so this chisel is just moving free at this point.
And uh, I stopped the chisel with my right wrist, uh, not necessarily on purpose, yeah, and yeah, like Mr. Producer's laughing at me now, ha ha ha, the least dangerous chiseling you can do.
Yeah, when you said that, I heard it in alternating caps, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the SpongeBob retard meme, right?
Because I'm the dude that hurt himself with the least dangerous chiseling you can do.
Um, but so I, the, it hits it, you know, I hit the soft spot in the wood, everything breaks free, and it just like my left hand just carries the chisel all the way through to my right wrist.
And uh, I cut uh a lot in my right wrist.
I chiseled or I'd sharpened this chisel about two hours before, uh, it was super sharp, it's still super sharp.
I put it back in its home today, uh, after I cleaned it and sharpened it again.
Um, I cut my radio artery, uh, which is a big deal.
Um, I'll get into that.
It was a gusher, right, Mark?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let me uh, let me just pull it up.
I have it all written down because I'm kind of stupid now.
So, I cut my palmaris, which is one of your main tendons.
Uh, it was mangled beyond repair, so that is just cut now, it'll never go back together.
Uh, I cut my radio artery clean, uh, and so that's tied off.
So, I will never have another uh radio pulse in my right wrist, so like you can't check my pulse on my right arm anymore.
Um, I was gonna say not with that attitude there, but I thought better of it.
So, um, I cut a few nerves and a few other tendons.
Uh, some were reattached, some weren't.
I'll have dead spots all throughout my hand, and uh, I've lost some mobility, but not all of it.
But I'm in a cast right now, so it'll be a while before I can figure all that out.
So, you can basically give yourself the stranger at any time without having to sit on your hand first.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Well, it's funny because I okay, so I didn't know it had happened yet, it had just happened.
I didn't know that I needed some like construction advice, so I call him up and I don't know what's going on.
Is like, hey, man, be careful.
You're on speaker.
I'm in a hospital.
You know, because there's a 50% chance that the first word out of my mouth when anyone answers the phone is going to be a good time.
And JO thinks they finally committed him.
And I'm like, the hospital, what happened?
He's like, oh, I cut my arm.
I kind of like stabbed myself in the arm with the chisel.
I'm like, yeah, all right.
And he's like, yeah, what's going on?
So he's like dying in there.
So then I'm just like asking him this construction stuff.
He's like, oh, yeah, I got to get back in there and see the doctor, but hit me back later and we'll get that worked out.
You just couldn't care.
Yeah.
I mean, I almost got myself in trouble at the hospital because I couldn't care.
I mean, well, so I'll back up to cutting.
It was a two-inch chisel, pretty fat chisel.
The wood I was working on.
Everyone knows what it looks like because right before this happened, you tweeted, look, I just sharpened my chisel.
And here's that glossiest picture.
That was like, to be fair, that was like four days before.
It was right before I went out to help out my friend.
I sharpened the chisel because I was like, well, I know I'm going to be using it.
Might as well make sure it's sharp.
And I'd used it so much that it needed sharpened again.
And then, so I sharpened it that morning.
And then, you know, the incident happened.
But I didn't tweet a picture of it that time.
But it remains.
It was sharpened.
I was proud of how well it was sharpened.
And because I did a good job.
And then I stabbed myself with it.
All right.
So you did have a gusher because you hit an artery.
Your buddy was there.
Was he like right there with you to like tease it off or give you that anymore?
I heard he cried.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So yeah, what was the no?
Yeah.
So I hit myself.
I hit myself with this chisel.
And I don't immediately know that it's an arterial bleed, but I'm really mad.
So I screamed the F word as loud as I could because I was mad, really mad.
Because the whole time I was working with this chisel, I'm like, man, you know, if you hit yourself, that could be like a big deal.
And so I was really careful to not do it.
No, you weren't, clearly.
You're just lying now.
And then, but when I thought I was like least likely to do it, it's exactly when I did it, obviously.
And so it happens, and I'm really mad.
And I scream the F word.
And then it occurs to me, like, well, don't just be mad about this.
Like, you could die.
And so, and that's not an exaggeration.
Too mad to look to die.
Yeah.
Yeah, too mad to die.
I look at my wrist and I'm like, this may be an arterial bleed.
You've got two arteries in your wrist.
Yeah, like, did I go across the street or down the river?
Well, everybody, well, so I remember like in high school making fun of girls that would cut and you'd always tell them, don't go across the street, go down the river.
No, definitely go across the street.
It's way more effective because you could cut two arteries versus one.
But I'm like, I could have hit an artery.
There's two of them there.
It's a fat chisel.
Pretty good chance.
And so I look and I see it pump like two times.
And so with an arterial bleed, which is when you would use a tourniquet, like we talked about last week, it's all your fault.
I tourniqueted my neck.
Bad ER, bad first aid advice is possibly the worst bit we could possibly do.
That's good because if you stop the heart, it'll stop pumping blood and then you won't die of blood loss.
Exactly.
But then all the blood can tissue.
All the blood stays in your brain, so your brain can still be in good shape.
That's right.
That's how it works.
But you said that you did.
Yeah.
You, you did stay at an and your buddy did too, right?
Yeah.
So I kind of stopped being mad for a second and I go, this is kind of a big deal.
And I see, I watch it for a few seconds and I see one, two blood spurts.
And so that's how you know that you're having an arterial bleed.
And that's disorienting.
You get an adrenaline dump.
You immediately start swimming.
When you see blood pump out of yourself, it's not a matter of being ballsy or whatever.
Like there's a physical effect that that has on.
Yeah.
So your veins are all extremely low pressure.
They don't pump.
They just continuously flow.
But it's a slower rate.
You bleed at a slower rate when you cut a vein than you do with an artery.
And so I see it pump twice.
And each one of those pumps is literally your heart pumping blood through your arteries, or I guess pulling blood through your arteries.
And at that point, I know that I'm not messing around.
I've actually completely cut an artery to the point where it's pumping blood like that.
And it can be a big deal.
You've got anywhere between 13 and 17 pumps of your heart before you pass out, five minutes so you bleed out.
So I know I've got about 20 seconds before I'm sleeping in the yard.
I didn't have a tourniquet like right on me because I was just kind of at work.
I did have one in the car, but I don't have time to go to my car, get a tourniquet, put it on me, and whatever.
So I took my hand and I was like, you know what?
This may not stop the bleeding, but I can at least stem the blood flow here.
I reach about three inches up from where the wound is because that, you know, I didn't want to go all the way up my arm or all the way up to my elbow because, you know, my arm's thicker at that point.
And I figured the thinner my arm is where I grab, the more likely I am to cut off blood flow.
So I crank my hand, my left hand over my right forearm all the way to the right.
I squeeze about half as hard as I can, crank it back to the left, squeeze as hard as I can, as hard as I can, and then turn back to the right.
So I kind of tried to create this like ratcheting effect on my artery to stop blood flow.
And that worked.
I completely stopped the blood flow at that point.
By twisting it, or was it the pressure of your hand on your arm there?
I don't have a work.
It worked.
So I run up to the porch.
Person one, friend one is there.
I look at him.
I'm like, hey, go get friend two.
We don't have time for this.
Go get him.
I don't want to talk to you.
And he, and that's no offense to him.
It's just there was too much going on.
I automatically went into like field trauma zone and was just doing it, right?
Yeah.
And so he runs in.
I can hear him yelling for him.
I hear stuff in the house go all over the place.
They both come back out with two medical kits and they go to work on my arm.
I'm still holding it.
I held it all the way into the point where it was completely bandaged, basically.
And then I was just like, hey, dude, like, I think I'm about to pass out.
But I was like, I can't pass out.
Like, I'm actually the most competent person at this.
And that's no, again, no offense to my two friends that were with me.
But I've had a lot more training in this than they have.
And were you going to pass out?
You hadn't lost that much blood.
Was it just shock and stress of that moment?
A lot of shock, stress.
I did lose.
And blood loss does contribute to that.
Sure.
I lost a healthy amount of blood, but not too much.
I think you used the wrong word right there, buddy.
Well, yeah.
I lost a fair amount of blood, but I didn't need a transfusion.
Which I guess kudos to me because most people in that situation, one, most people probably would have just died.
But two, if they didn't die, they probably wouldn't have needed a blood transfusion.
Even until now, I didn't understand quite how bad all of this was.
Then you're just like chit-chatting with me from the ER.
I feel like a jerk.
Well, hey, you had important questions.
The real tragedy here is that now he has to be the left-hand man of the NJP.
I know.
Sorry.
All right.
And all right.
So they stopped the bleeding, but they didn't have to tournikate you.
They just put a tightly wrapped bandage around you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm holding, I'm holding the wound.
Well, not holding the wound, but I'm cutting off blood flow the whole time.
I look at my friends and I'm like, hey, I got about a minute left where I can hold this.
My hand is starting to cramp.
And they're like, oh, well, no worries.
We'll get it tied.
And so they bandage the everloving crap out of it and then tie some of the gauze super, super tight, basically as a tourniquet.
And he was kind of like, all right.
And I was like, all right, I'm going to let go.
And we let go and it bleeds a little bit, but my hand starts turning white immediately, which tells us that blood flow has stopped.
And we're like, okay, it's tied off.
It doesn't, you know, there's no more blood flow here.
There's no more blood loss.
And so you're like, well, screw a tourniquet.
Let's just get to the hospital because it's only 10 minutes away.
And so realistically, like, we probably should have put a tourniquet on it after the bandage was on.
Right.
But in the moment, it was like, we just need to get to the hospital.
And it worked out, obviously.
So we get to the hospital.
We hang out for like four hours before they put me into the OR.
Checking into the hospital was a terrible experience.
I had to tell the people, they wanted to like do all the checking, ask me for all this information.
I was like, I have an arterial bleed.
I need to see a doctor like 10 minutes ago.
And so finally a nurse comes out because they can hear me agitated.
And then they see what's going on.
And they're like, oh my God, come here.
And then they doubted me on the arterial bleed, anyways.
And I don't know.
It was this whole thing.
It doesn't matter.
The end result was that somebody came around with some combat gauze or quick clot.
And I was like, grab that guy.
He like literally walked by the door that I was in to the room that I was in.
And I was like, grab that guy.
And they're like, what do you mean?
I was like, grab him.
And so they grab him.
He comes in.
He's like, hey, what's up?
And I was like, give me that quick clot.
And so they put that on because quick clot is a bandage that has a hemostatic or a blood clotting agent.
It's basically a miracle.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Something that every family should probably have in their family vehicle.
And if you ever go shooting, you should have it in your bag.
Yeah.
Anything that you have that you want to call a trauma kit, if you don't have some version of quick clot, yeah, if you don't have quick clot in it, you are making a mistake.
Which I did have with me.
But in the moment, it was kind of out of hand.
Yeah, it was in the car, but not in my pocket.
But like I said, it all worked out, so it doesn't matter.
And Without using like a tourniquet or some other alternative, like bleeding stoppage device, quick lot and alone isn't enough.
But right, uh, so they finally get my bleeding under control at the hospital, and then I go in for emergency surgery and they put everything back together, and now we're here.
So, be honest, did my bit save your life?
Uh, yes, just say yes, yeah, just yes, fantastic.
You know, I know you haven't had any like training or anything like that, so um, I, this is really the only place that you get medical and technical advice and stuff like that.
So, yeah, that's good, I'm glad.
And, Smasher, you did get good news the other day that the prognosis looks pretty good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I had my first follow-up appointment, and uh, so this happened a few hours away from home, and which was fine, no big deal, because there's hospitals everywhere.
But uh, I was like, I'm not going to do any of my follow-up here because I'd like to just go home, and they're like, Yeah, okay, bye.
And uh, so it was kind of like an onboarding appointment with the doctor in the locality, but he looked through all my medical records and everything and was pretty happy with uh the surgery and the reconstruction and whatever.
And so, I'll be in a cast for another couple of weeks.
And were you put under general for the surgery?
What do you mean?
General anesthesia, where you knocked out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I was knocked out.
Um, strength and gang, yeah.
Well, and no record exists of what was said uh post-surgery.
I asked a couple of the doctors and nurses, I was like, Hey, did I say anything funny?
Uh, after surgery, and some of them chuckled and they were like, Yeah, you said some crazy stuff.
And I was like, What did I say?
And they were all just like, We're not going to talk about it.
We can't, Sam, we can't repeat it.
Yeah, I'm assuming I got the entire OR floor woke up.
All right, and real quick before we move on, Smasher.
I was impressed, I'm sure, that you got, well, yeah, I won't speak for you, but really nice outpouring of support from the entire community for you and your family because you are going to be out of commission for a good amount of time.
And your handy man on hold, at least for the time being.
So, yes, I well, so at a minimum, right now, it's three and a half months, which is good because the initial was six months, is what I was told.
Uh, so to almost got that in half is pretty good, but at a minimum, it's three and a half months, and then could go up based on my recovery, how that goes with checkups and whatever.
Uh, but so there is a fundraising uh uh effort for me because three and a half months up to six months is a long time to be out of work, and we've gotten a lot a lot of support.
Uh, and obviously, um, you know, I words can't describe uh just how happy I am about it.
Um, maybe you could father some more children while we're off.
Hey, yeah, I'm always trying, um, but you know, for real, it's um you know, it means the world because it's a scary thing to like I was almost dead in a field and I survived that.
It looked bad if anyone's seen the picture, it looked real bad.
It's scary to look at.
We'll put, we'll make the uh, we'll make your wound the show art this week.
I talked to him while he's in the hospital, and he describes it as like, oh, I cut myself on a chisel, and then I see the picture, and it looks like he got into it with ISIS or something.
It's really, really grisly.
Well, yeah, thanks to the generosity of the entire community to the smashers, I was able to skate away with just a $14 donation in which I plugged the show.
I was like, Listen to Full House to make the Smashers feel better.
No, I'm joking.
But we'll let you practice when your hand is ready to go, Smasher.
You can do some secondhand or cut rate work for practice.
You can practice with.
Oh, you're doing him a solid by letting him do free work.
No, not for free.
We pay his ass for what he works for us.
This is great for exposure, you know.
Ease your way back into it.
All right.
Well, we're glad you're still with us, buddy.
There is now a curse of foot between me almost getting flattened by a tractor trailer, you gashing your arm.
So, J-O, Smasher, and Nat Scott, or yeah, J-O, Sam, and Natscott.
Careful out there.
We're just going to stay in the damn house.
I'm just glad you guys took over and made a bunch of jokes because I was about to cry.
I have some more, but I'll spare the audience more dad humor.
Before we went to the show, Sam's son came on camera.
He's like, Hey, is that the guys?
And he cracked a D's nuts joke over our head.
Yeah, way to go there, Junior.
He didn't even tell me that one.
He just busted that out.
My son is immune to them now, even with the most elaborate setups.
He says, Dad, don't even try it.
You know, I see where you're going.
Oh, I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
All right.
We did get a very kind and informative email from a listener who goes by Combat Lifesaver Internet Doctor Person MD.
And it's just a little quick supplement to he calls it tourniquetiquet.
And he says, Greetings, full house crew.
Quick addendum for effective use.
It should be stressed that arterial bleeding is bright red, not dark red.
Sorry, Smasher.
You're still amazing.
That's his words, not mine.
Oh, did I say dark red?
I think he said dark red last week.
Was yours bright red?
Well, it was.
So I had a lot of dark red bleeding, but then the spurts were bright red.
And I was like, I know what that means.
Well, he says, place the tourniquets above the wound because arteries will retract when they're severed.
So people want to remember to place it high enough when it really counts.
Well, but to agree, to agree with him, for an emergency situation where your brain's not working right, just place it as high on the limb as you can because then you know you're safe.
There you go.
Definitely don't place it below the wound.
Hell of a head rush, though.
Yeah.
All right.
He says tourniquets only need to be tighten enough to stop the bleeding.
Tighter won't help and may exacerbate crush injuries.
So if bleeding starts again due to movement or a change in position, you can tighten until it's controlled again.
And he says you should all should always keep a Sharpie with your tourniquet and write the time it was applied on the patient's forehead with a plastica.
Yes.
No, I added that.
He didn't write that.
He says it helps surgeons make the correct treatment decisions somehow.
Well, so the civilian rule is that a tourniquet can be on for up to two hours before you lose the limb.
In the military world, it's four hours.
So you basically have about two hours with a tourniquet on before blood loss causes everything in that limb to die.
But there are drugs now that can help restart limbs and stuff.
But two hours is kind of your safe, your minimum safe threshold.
Four hours is your military safe threshold.
Got it.
That's where that, that's where, and you don't just want to write the time.
I would also recommend putting a big T on it so that everybody knows that that time is for tourniquet.
Sure.
And the more we talk about tourniquets, the more injuries to our listeners and our guests and birth panelists we're going to have.
Of course, we're tempting the fates here.
All right.
He says femoral arteries, because they're so deep in the leg, sometimes a tourniquet will not tighten enough to control bleeding.
And the fix is to slip an object between the inside of the leg directly over the artery and the tourniquet before tightening down.
Anything hard and sturdy, the correct size will work, I guess, just to give you a little more added pressure on yourself already there.
Yep.
Thank you.
Or you can slip your hand up into the wound and squeeze the femoral artery.
Yep.
No, don't do that.
That's terrible.
All right.
Let's see.
We've got a lot of material, and I wanted to just briefly, it's October 15th here as we're going to tape.
We are two weeks out from the election.
I am still banging the drum that Trump is going to lose for two reasons.
One, I want to go down on record because I'm pretty confident about it.
And I am happy to eat crow with egg on my face and eat my hat and all the rest of it if I'm wrong.
But I stand, but we did this in an earlier show, and I said Trump was doomed.
I'm doubling down and we're going to the birth panel as of today, October 15th.
Sam, what are you thinking?
Well, I guess I'm really undecided.
I can kind of buy the arguments either way.
You can really argue it.
You know, your logic is good.
I mean, if you look at the polls and all that and the things you hear, it does look very bad for Trump.
There's a lot of, you know, he doesn't enjoy our support and so forth.
But also, there's been this, I was talking about this with somebody recently.
I think I commented to you, Coach, actually, in the chat about the normies that I know that were ambivalent about Trump in 2016, they are gung-ho for Trump now.
So, you know, does that wave of normies coming in and being pro-Trump, does that replace people like us that were pro-Trump in 2016?
I don't know.
That is a real phenomenon.
It's shocking that it's like, yeah, like never Trumpers or like basic bitch Republicans or not about him then and are now after and hard too, not just like they're somewhat in support of him.
A good friend of mine, he's kind of, he's a good guy, but he's just kind of like behind where we are, you might say.
And now he's, he's for Trump, you know, and so it's, it's hard to call.
I can, I can, uh, grant the logic both ways.
There's a guy I talk to at work sometimes.
He's a real Republican type guy.
He says Trump's going to take 40% of the black vote, which sounds ridiculous.
I know, but this is, I'm just telling you the sentiment that's out there.
It's hard to call it.
All right.
Mr. Producer says Biden all day, and he's the smartest guy on the show.
So that's enough.
Real quick before we go to Nat Scott, here's my reasons real quick.
I put this out on Telegram, but I'll just rattle it off.
White death, you look at your local obituary.
It is nothing for old white people and then younger white people who are probably opiate addicts.
And I bet you the majority, especially of the older people and maybe even of those younger lower class whites or middle class whites were Trump voters in 2016.
He's done nothing to stop the invasion.
Think of all those voters that got naturalized over the past four years, all the felons who have been re-enfranchised due to states trying to get them back in the ballot box.
The left will not get caught sleeping again like they did with Hillary.
A lot of leftists hated Hillary.
Still, you have that today where they don't believe that Biden's a true progressive.
But I think they're going to hold their nose because they hate Trump so much.
Despite being a jabbering geezer, Biden far more likable than Hillary.
I just realize it's not true.
I'm like stealing all these takes from the rest of the guys.
But long story short, yeah, I think he's down big and guys are coping or in delusion to think that he's going to somehow pull this out with what's left of the white middle Americans.
I could believe all your logic there, but let's say when I was driving around in the hinterlands when I saw you recently, driving around that state, I mean, if we're going to, if the vote was going to be based on the flags that are out there, Trump wins.
But it's not.
Right.
No, and I get that.
Voters are far more passionate about Trump than Biden voters are about Biden.
Right.
Yeah.
No, I, and I buy that.
I'm just given both sides of it the way if somebody made an argument to me, I could say, well, yeah.
He didn't win the popular four years ago.
Right.
You know, can he hold out the low five figures numbers between white death and anchor babies turning 18, et cetera, in states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania?
I doubt it.
And I put money on him like a year ago, but the game has changed now, and too many Trump diehards aren't with him anymore.
Like, imagine if he had all of our energy like he did four years ago when we were having the absolute time of our lives with this stuff.
Owning the Libtards.
Somebody assuming that I was going to vote for him as sort of normie conservative.
I had said, you know, and I've used this line a few times with a few different people, but I've said, yeah, I'm not turning out this year.
And they said, what?
What are you talking about?
I said, well, what worries me is, you know, everyone's worried about having a president who won't do anything about the riots, who's going to appoint judges that side with trannies and, you know, feminists and abortionists and all of this stuff.
People are afraid that you might end up with a president who just lets right-wingers be attacked on the street and then they are convicted of crimes and murder.
And that's who's in office.
Yeah.
So I really don't care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go ahead, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, one, the only thing I would say in Trump's defense at this point is as he has lost us, he's definitely gained some people from the middle.
You know, I know a liberal woman who voted for Hillary in 2016 who has come completely around and is gung-ho Trump supporter.
And honestly, it's a perfect representation of the coach of sandwich at this point because she's stuck in one of those two pieces of bread.
But she's gone to the other side now, and we'll see if she'll be able to pop through and get out or not.
Smasher.
She's a liberal woman, we'll put it that way.
So she's a woman.
Right.
Gross.
Disgusting.
I did not have a prediction until recently.
I didn't know who I thought would win.
And then just one day, I don't know if it was a shower thought or a driving thought or what, but it kind of dawned on me that Biden doesn't really benefit the political establishment the way that Trump does.
Trump, over the last four years, has taken the normal white people that voted for him and drugged them to the left, made them support butt stuff and all sorts of They're just bossing race mixing and whatever.
I don't think elections are real.
We, you know, however many people turn out to the polls and do mail-in voting and whatever other things, but the only vote that you know one way or the other is the vote that you put in.
So you vote Trump, Biden, or alternative.
That's the only vote that you know happened.
But you think Trump is going to win because you think that he will better serve the Jews and that they have, they, for some reason, want people to still be up in arms and angry and that he serves their interests better, which I find that amazing.
Yeah.
Well, you see, voters, they hate him, even if he's doing their bidding.
So why would they, you know, why would they want the only reason that they hate his voters is because his voters are normal white people that don't like butt sex and all the other garbage.
That's the only reason he tells them to, they will.
But if he tells them to, they will.
And so they hate Trump.
I agree.
They hate Trump, but all of his kids are married to Jews.
Not all of them, but for, you know, basically.
The ones that are marriageable, yeah.
Basically, all of his kids are married to Jews.
The entire Trump line is now Jewish.
So they can hate him all day, but he's still a Jew.
He still does Jewish bidding.
And even though they hate his supporters, if they're like, hey, Donnie, we hate you.
We want you to die, but you do what we tell you to do, make your supporters do more stuff that we support.
He will.
So it makes way more sense for Trump to win and drag right-wingers to the left than it does for Biden to win.
Because if Biden wins and whether he makes it through four years in office or he dies and Kamala Harris becomes president, right-wingers, normal Americans, white people will be pushed to the right.
And that is counterproductive to Jews.
You see that one poll of Israeli Jews as well, where apparently they're the only demographic that supports Trump overwhelmingly.
I want to say it was something like 84%.
Yeah.
The gay community of Botswana, too, is overwhelmingly grateful for everything he's done for them.
Like, I firmly believe.
Here we're going.
Yeah.
I firmly believe that the only reason Trump got elected is because we had a half president for eight years.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
If we had a regular white dude as president, Trump never would have been able to get elected.
But Obama pushed people to the right the same way that I think Joe Biden or Kamal Harris would because there's too many normal people left in America.
You know, normies might be kind of retarded, but there's still too many people that are relatively normal to be receptive to what these people want to push.
I had a super sad experience yesterday.
I don't know what I had been watching that made it pop up in my feed, but I saw from like 1992 an entire episode of the TV show American Gladiators with the commercials still in it.
So it was like a full hour.
Yeah.
And looking at what America was when I was, you know, 11, 12 years old, 28 years ago, broke my heart.
Like, there was not one reference to anything gay.
There wasn't shoehorned diversity.
There was actually in the commercials, there was even a little bit of shoehorned diversity.
You know, there's like four kids in a sunny delight commercial, and one of them's black.
And it's like this nice-looking suburb where, particularly in 1992, there were no black people.
Um, but when I look at what passes before 9-11 when I look at what passes for normal anymore, even among normal people, uh, what was Charlie?
Like, someone had a screen cap of some Charlie Kirk tweet from the past day or two where he's talking about, oh, the Palestinians just made a new rule against homos or something.
And meanwhile, Israel has the biggest gay pride parade in the world, Libtard's owned.
Like, man, thinking Mojam.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a damn chump.
You're absolutely right, Jay.
We had the misfortune of having cable TV on.
We stayed in a hotel when we were in our little Appalachian meetup this past weekend.
And we, of course, chose like the most wholesome educational channel we could find just because we had some downtime in the hotel.
I was like, all right, let's see what's coming out of this mystery box that isn't like parent curated from Amazon Prime or whatnot.
And you even choosing the most wholesome show we could find.
It wasn't history.
It wasn't discovery.
It was some hybrid of the two.
And the show is okay.
It's nothing great.
And then the commercials were just straight cancer from junk food to miscegenation to rainbow to all the rest of it.
And this is like on the most educational channel I could find.
You really can't escape it unless you run to the hills, unplug, etc.
The thing that I notice so much is, yeah, for sure, the Negroes are everywhere and they got to be in every single commercial and every single show.
But the emphasis on the presence of mulattoes.
Yep.
Yeah.
You know, we see prominent the area that I live, one of my close friends grew up here and he always complains.
He's like, man, you know, the amount of blacks here has doubled since I was a kid.
And he's like 30.
But it went from 10 to 20.
But, you know, it's still way too many.
Oh, yeah.
It's definitely enough to ruin a night out.
Sure.
Biden himself was saying, like, oh, it's so great that like two-thirds of couples on American commercials now are mixed race.
Right.
90% of those mixed race couples are going to be black man, white woman.
And you know what?
At the risk of simping, white women are the most racially adherent when it comes to dating.
Yeah.
And they also know they're under attack now.
Like you can only get called Becky or Karen so many times before you start to realize this is a racial thing.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Do you see these TikTok videos or other videos, clips where the white, young white girls are really going full hog on the word and everything else?
Oh, Samuel, there you go again.
So you found my wife's TikTok, did you?
Yeah, one of the nice things for our kids, aside from living in this eternal hell that we occupy, is that if they get in trouble for saying an errant word or not, they'll know that mom and dad won't be too hard on them if they commit a misdemeanor racism out in the world.
I'll be proud.
I'll be like, hey, son, remember, you know, it's great that you just got kicked off of TikTok for the first time for saying the N-word.
Let me tell you about that time I got kicked off of Facebook for the first time.
What if our guys got a call from his kid's teacher?
Because the kid called us some of a cuck in class.
That's even better than a racial slurry.
Yeah, definitely.
There's definitely something that he said about the youth.
I found a video just yesterday of this kid wearing a World War I German uniform to school, complete with the spiked helmet and all that.
And he had his buddy with him and his buddy had a stall helm because he didn't have the regular one.
So, of course, he looks like a Nazi uniform.
And there's a couple of people going in there calling him Nazi and all that and yelling at him.
But most of them were pretty receptive.
And, you know, it's a young guy, pretty fit, you know, looks like the Chad in his class, kind of.
And I'm like, hey, maybe by senior year, he'll have a whole bit more seriously.
Yeah.
He'll have the whole class wearing stall helms.
And there you go.
Yeah, I love the picture of the German kids going to a World War II Wehrmacht weapons display.
And their eyes are lit up and they're wearing stahl helms and handling machinery.
There's this one part of the video where his buddy wearing the stall helm.
Someone tells him, like, oh, don't you know the Germans were the bad guys?
He's like, oh, no, This is World War I. You know, if anyone was the bad guys, it was us, the Americans, because we entered for all these reasons and yada yada yada.
So they'll get there.
They'll get there.
Is this the video with a chubby kid?
No.
Yeah.
Fit guy with blonde hair.
I don't know if I should tell his chant.
No, Because I just remember, you know, when I was kind of first getting into this thing, there was this autistic chubby kid still in high school that used to wear a stall helm, World War I style, and he got in a lot of trouble and then beat it because it was legitimately just like the second Reich type.
Yeah.
But he's totally our guy now.
And okay.
Yeah, that's all.
That's all.
I have a second Reich flag hanging in my garage over the bench press, which I need to use more.
You can get away with that.
Most people don't know what all that is.
Oh, man.
I know.
I know.
If only I had the real deal, right?
If only I know a friend who would send me a real flag like that.
Well, not only that, but I'm also just thinking about lifting in general.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
I legitimately may never deadlift again.
I don't know if you're not buying that.
I'm not buying that.
Just do one arms.
It'll be fine.
Yeah.
Romanian deadlift.
Yeah.
Actually, some vet deadlifting with no fingers, dude, you're going to be fine.
He's like a black rifle coffee guy.
He got his hands blown apart overseas.
Black Rifle Coffee is owned by a Jew.
See, I've heard that, but I don't know who.
The owner wrote a mentioned it in one of the articles he posted.
So I don't know.
Some of the employees, who knows, and a lot of veterans are our guys.
I'm not going to say reporting to be like the owners, the founder and the main guy.
They were on Joe Rogan a week or two ago, and they didn't look or sound Jewy.
And I'm pretty sure they were talking about being Christians.
There were a lot of Jews in Spain that became Christians.
And you're one of them, all right.
Good one, Jo.
All right, we're coming, we're coming up on the break.
Uh, listener anonymous, very clever there, recommended some Halloween movies for the kids this time of season.
I thought I could rattle them off real quick, and it also is a good segue to guests we have coming up on Full House.
But anyway, he recommends from the newer stuff Corpse Bride, Cora Lynn, and Monster House.
These have not been birth panel vetted, but these are his suggestions.
You can have Adam in the comments or whatnot.
And from the classics, he suggests The Witches: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, and The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Adams Family, and it's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
So, if just one of those works for your family, let me recommend one.
I have a favorite Halloween movie.
I saw this when I was a little kid, long before videos, long before cable TV, all that stuff.
Long before radio, yeah, that wasn't that long ago.
But, but when I was little, the local high school would have like a movie night, and um, they would just show a movie, you know, and it might be anything.
And uh, so I remember going there and seeing this movie, it was called Tales of Terror, and it uh was three little not little, I shouldn't say, but three divided into three parts vignettes of Edgar Allan Poe stories.
And the one stayed with me through my whole life, uh, The Black Cat.
If you're familiar with the story of Edgar Allan Poe, the black cat.
Um, but he had there were two other ones in there: the um House of Usher, Fall of the House of Usher, and the other one was called uh something about Valdemort.
Um, but uh, I just remember Peter Laurie.
If you're maybe you guys are all too young to remember some of these actors, Vincent Price, Peter Laurie were in it, very classic, very uh very cool movie.
Um, and when when I it got to be where there were DVDs coming out, I bought that movie, and it's something we watch every year.
Uh, it's it's very good, natured Halloween fun, very good storytelling.
And and there's one scene in there I just remember so so well.
It sounds like no one's ever seen this movie, the way no one's reacting.
But uh, in the Black Cat, uh, Vincent Price and Peter Laurie, they when they first meet up the characters, they're they're having this wine-tasting uh competition, and uh, the way the way Vincent Price would take the little little tiny sip and he would swish it around in his mouth and he would he would inhale the air to get the flavor.
Peter Lori would take a glass, he'd give me a little more, a little more, and then he just chug it down.
Chicago, you guys have uh Sven Gooi.
Oh, yes, yeah, Berwin, yeah, oh, yeah.
I met Sven Gooi in person.
I actually have a picture of him and me and my son on our refrigerator.
But that's excellent, yeah.
But uh, check that out: Tales of Terror.
Maybe you can rent it or see it Netflix, or you know, you shouldn't be using Netflix, but maybe you could see it somewhere online and uh, a lot of fun.
You will get a kick out of it.
Recommend the uh Hitchcock movies.
Um, if you know, not all of them are good for kids, of course, but they're phenomenally done, well written.
Um, you're not going to get a lot of the pause that you're going to get in modern movies or TV.
The birds, yeah, the birds horror movie that isn't necessarily Halloween related, but this is the time of year people like horror movies, and I'm not a big horror movie fan.
And uh, this one is not good for kids, but it's called It Follows.
Uh, Borzoi and I did a pause button about it a year or two ago.
I remember that one, yeah.
It's uh, it's shot sort of around where I grew up.
And, uh, essentially Satan is an STD.
I watched it.
I watched it follows, uh, last week and I thought it was really good.
It's not really spooky, but it does kind of make you think it's interesting.
Really interesting concept.
Yep.
And it's wild when you go back and watch some of the classics from your childhood nightmares and you watch them in as an adult.
You're like, God, that was so cheesy and schlocky.
Freddy Krueger Nightmare on the show.
I will say a lot of the ones that the guy listed as safe for kids.
I would co-sign Coraline, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Adam's Family.
And I don't think I've seen the other ones he mentioned.
Yeah.
The reason that that's a good segue is because a little couple couple teasers, appetizers for the audience.
We do have Borzoi coming on next week.
He's in the hopper.
So we just completely blew our load on Halloween movies.
And we also have the great and bold Charles Bausman of Russia Insider slated to come on Full House.
And we have a father-son duo also in the works.
So stay tuned.
We've got some exciting shows in store for you.
And also stay tuned for the second half of Full House because we are going to have, for the first time ever, a live musical performance here and in studio in the Finstock studios.
Perfect acoustics in here.
And it's going to be great.
And let's go to the break, refresh our drinks, and I will go check on the crying toddler in the other room.
This week, in honor of our imaginary benefactors in Mother Russia, please, Mr. Reproducer, put on the Soviet national anthem.
I don't want to get any nasty family in a bunch of commies or Nasbol or anything like that.
It is soaring.
It's probably the greatest national anthem, Deutschland Uberlis, except that, of course, Judeo-Bolshevism.
Be damned.
We'll be right back.
Hey, no.
Go ahead.
I'm going to eat Jeff Bezos' face, and then I'm going to take his money and redistribute to all my homies.
I like that.
Very proud of that.
Yeah, wasn't Bezos on the hit list of sub?
All right.
Anyway, we're going to the breaks.
Communism, you mean communism, but for cannibals?
Enjoy the song, everybody.
Don't be sure.
I am in the same single.
the second half of Full House, episode 65.
Covered a lot of ground in the first half there.
Hope you enjoyed that very classic anthem.
Even as a kid, I thought that thing was awesome and put a lot of other anthems to shame.
Well, name them and shame them, of course.
Long time.
I used to listen to the Soviet anthem every morning on the bus.
Really?
Yeah.
No, well, is that what they played?
It was.
Always hated it.
Still an unreconstructed Cold Warrior.
Damn to hell, everything communism.
Oh, all right.
I'll add my fingers.
God bless Ronald Reagan.
Yeah, that song single-handedly made me root for Ivan Drago and Rocky V or Rocky VI, whatever it was.
But yeah, anyway, longtime or recent listeners to this show know that we congratulate our newly expecting fathers, mothers, etc. at the top.
We did get a piece of email or an email from a listener this week that touched on, we talked about natural family planning again last week with Sam.
And Sam, plug it again.
What's the name of that book that you considered?
The book is called The Art of Natural Family Planning, but the organization is called Couple to Couple League.
And you can find them real easy on the internet.
I think it's something like just ccl.org or something very simple.
I will put those in the show notes this week.
Yeah, we had a couple listeners say, oh, what was that fertility Bible that Sam very important?
Great book because it's not just the technique.
The technique is like maybe 10 pages out of the book.
And the rest of the book is the exceptions or special cases and the philosophical background and history and a lot of science and interesting things.
It's a very interesting book.
I really recommend it to everybody.
My wife listened to the show from last week in which you expounded on length on that.
And she was like, you still don't know that stuff, do you?
I was like, no, this thing goes there and then babies come.
No, I don't need all that information anyway.
Oh, I forgot to mention that American Gladiators was my wife's favorite show as a kid.
She would kill me if I didn't mention that.
So it really is good.
Big fan of some of those ladies.
Anyway, all right.
To the fertility question, we got a good short email from a listener that I want to put right up at the top for all of our listeners who are trying to conceive and having difficulties.
And we'll just call him CB.
I assume this is a pseudonym, but we'll play it safe.
Great show, guys.
We went through all that trying to start our family.
And although the doctors could never come up with a reason, I suspected my wife's continuous use of birth control pills for many years straight was the cause of our unexplained fertility.
Regardless, the worst thing you can say to a couple dealing with unexplained fertility is to just relax and it will happen.
We tried all the natural methods and everything else in between and ultimately had success after multiple failed rounds of IVF.
The trick for me was working for a Globo Homo Megacorp with insurance that covered much of the treatment.
Tell your listener to hang in there and not give up hope.
All right.
So we did talk a little bit about that with science being a backdrop.
And the other comment that we had from an audience member was essentially that they have many friends who didn't conceive until after they gave up.
They stopped trying.
They didn't think that they had a baby in them.
It wasn't going to work.
And then, oh, what do you know?
As soon as they stop trying, it happens.
So getting that stress and anxiety to what Smasher talked about is important too.
All right.
Never wrong.
Never.
Really?
Yeah.
Just teed you right up there.
Okay.
Let us go to our very special feature on Full House.
This is a first.
We thought maybe it was going to be a live Smasher and Sam live duo.
That might come later.
But instead, I have a good friend in the studio with me here who we're not going to hype this up too much.
He put the song together just within the past 24 or 48 hours.
He's here with his mandolin.
And this song is called Noticing.
Well, freedom in the morning, freedom in the night.
Everybody gets along until they start to fight.
I thought that it was filled with hate, but then I saw the light.
I'll be working on my struggle while I'm marching through the night.
They fool you when you're young and they fool you when you're old.
We've got to break free from the lies that we were told and awake the sleeping giants at the fire and be bold.
He who wrings his hand is the one who stole the gold.
Blackest hour of the night till the breaking of the dawn.
We must bond together, be prepared, brain and brawn.
There are embers under ashes, and now it won't be long because we have noticed them and they do not belong.
Freedom in the morning, freedom in the night.
Everybody gets along until the parasite.
I thought that it was filled with hate, but then I saw the light.
I'll be working on my struggle while I'm marching through the night.
I'll be working on my struggle while I'm marching through the night.
Yeah.
Nice.
Very good.
Very nutty.
Great.
Great.
A little inside baseball here.
This guy broke out his mandolin around the fire to play for our kids the other night, and they were just transfixed.
They were like, Dad, why can't you do that?
I just wish I knew what that song was about.
I have no idea.
Way over my head.
I got no idea what's going on over here.
We'll see.
Maybe we'll throw the lyrics in the show notes if we want to.
But yeah, he doesn't have headphones on him.
We're really winging it here in the studio.
We may clip in a real recorded version, truth and candor here at Full House.
But anyway, thanks, Bell.
You want to say anything or are you good?
Hey, you know, I've been listening to the show for about a year now or a little longer, and it's really an honor to be here.
And Smasher, I hope you heal up well.
And Sam, all the best, man.
Take care.
Thank you.
God bless you, brother.
Yeah.
I didn't hear it.
Go ahead, Moto.
Say it.
You're here.
Moto's totally here.
I'm going to f**k with everybody.
Have another one, buddy.
All right, please.
Yes, go leave me out.
All right.
Yes.
Moto is also in the studio.
Yeah.
That's my excuse for swinging to MP is here.
All right.
So, Nat Scott, we can't do two bits right in a row.
I don't know.
We got to add a little banter in there, but are you going to do navigating the collapse live since you're here?
Or wish we'd go with the recording?
Oh, it's much better with the music put in.
Definitely.
I figured.
I still can't believe you haven't sent the music to Mr. Producer.
I think I have.
I hope I have.
All right.
Moto, you got your line.
Come on.
Now it's time to be quiet.
It's time to be quiet back there, Moto.
Come on.
Sorry.
All right.
Anyway, let us do something serious here before we get too late in the second hour.
And that is from our donor who dropped us a few shekels and had a serious question here.
I will read it mostly in full, but I'll clip it a little bit so we don't chew up too much time.
Here we go.
We're going to chew on this and then we'll do navigating the collapse.
And we got more stuff too, so don't go anywhere.
All right.
Full house gang, greetings.
I used to be a fatherland listener and I was quite excited when I discovered Full House early this year.
You guys are great and I always listen to the shows as soon as they come out.
Thank you, sir.
Here we go.
I thought I might tell you something about my situation since there might be a fair number of men in a similar condition.
I'm an old Xer born in 66.
I've been race woke since my 20s, but I only gradually became J-Woke in a long, slow, asymptotic curve.
That means it never quite reaches the line.
It sort of floats in between it.
I've now reached the point where I know the hollow cost never happened, but I wish something else did.
I've been married to a great white woman for 28 years.
I'm financially secure with a good career.
We've raised four admirable white children.
All of them are out of the house except for one who's about to graduate high school.
The kids are great.
No miscegenation.
So everything seems perfect in my life.
I feel like I'm on a train headed for a missing bridge, even though everything seems perfect.
My wife is a super normie young boomer who's living in the past.
She is incapable of seeing the soft genocide committed against our people, and she's keeping me from getting more involved in the movement.
I feel like pressure is building, and at some point it will explode.
And I increasingly don't care if it does explode and break us apart.
My feeling is that my wife and I have done our job.
We've raised four great children who will soon all be adults and on their own.
The next phase of my life needs to be as productive as the last 25 plus years.
And I think the task waiting for me involves this movement.
If my wife wants to be a roadblock, we may just need to part.
I guess I have some big decisions to make.
Anyway, keep up the good work, guys.
Woo boy.
All right.
So a lot to unpack there.
Sorry to use the cliche.
But I'll hold my tongue since I talk a lot on this show.
And we're going to go to our first Swami on the birth panel.
I did share this with the guys before the show, so they had some time to ruminate it.
But Sam, what do you think?
Yeah, that is a tough situation there.
I would say don't think that this means the end or trouble for the relationship.
What you got to do is make sure you are showing her the more upbeat parts of the movement.
And you guys will all know what I mean.
When we get together, we hang out and we have fun and we laugh and joke and our wives are there and our wives talk together and we all talk together and there's just wonderful camaraderie and really, honestly, I don't know what other word to use except genuine love between people.
So if you can show your wife that, show her the love and the relationships we have with each other are based on something very real that our very sense of existence and our values and our place in this world.
So I would say try not to show her the black pilling things, as we might say.
Don't show her all the bad videos or the bad things that, though important, maybe a person, depending what point they are in their life, is not ready for that.
So try to show her the good things and keep showing that you are a loving person, the same loving person you have been.
And as you become more, you have become more conscious to this race issue, that makes you an even more loving person.
Try to show her that.
Who wants next?
I'll jump in.
I don't think the we've done our job argument is good enough.
I think if you put it in your kids' heads that quitting is an option, then it's much more likely that they will divorce sometime in the future.
Yeah.
But, you know, definitely I wouldn't make any strong moves until that last kid's out of the house.
But I'll also say, like, you don't need anybody's permission.
Like, if you're going to go out and get vetted and hang out or whatever, Who is anyone to tell you no?
Like, that's that's just sort of ridiculous.
It's not like you're doing something illegal or like engaging in, I don't know, drug addiction or something degenerate.
Like, if you're going to go out and have some chats and some drinks with a couple of your buddies, like she can just kind of get wrecked.
Now, the furthest this could go is if she were to decide to end it because you want to go like casually hang out with white nationalists here and then at that point, it's kind of out of your hands.
Um, you know, one could say, like, oh, just cuck on it and give up the idea of ever being involved with the movement so as to keep your marriage together.
I don't know how far I would run with that, you know.
Uh, but yeah, I mean, you can't, you can't let her like tell you what to do, man.
Um, yeah, it's, I say, especially in a situation like this, where you're essentially your conscience is telling you, I need to do something about this.
You know, I can't stop action.
Um, I'm, I'm gonna assume that you've already done everything that you can to wake her up to this, these issues.
You've already told her all this stuff, uh, you've shown her the crime charts or whatever you need to do.
Um, I, I, you said that, you know, she can't see the big picture of this thing.
I would say she might not be capable of doing that, but she's definitely capable of seeing what could happen to her children in the coming coming years or her grandchildren.
So, if you know, you might not, she might not be convinced by some charts, charts of local crime stats or of population demographics.
But if you tell her, you know, that your grandchildren are going to have a harder time because they're white in this country, because they're, you know, they're not, they're not part of these privileged classes.
And if she still says, if she still says no, um, you just explain to her that this is what your heart is telling you to do.
This, you need to fight for your people.
And if you don't do that, you, you feel like you're less of a man, essentially.
You, you're, you're betraying your conscience, you're betraying yourself, if, if that's true and that's the case.
And honestly, if you explain that to her and you tell her, I'm going to do what's right.
I'm going to do what's right for our children and I'm going to do what's right for our grandchildren.
I think she'd respect that.
Well, and so I kind of relate this to something that I saw a Jew say.
Talia Levin or Levine, whatever that disgusting pike bitch's name is.
She's fine.
Bro, I'm going to have to beat this shit out of you the next time we see you.
That was too far.
I don't think I know this one.
Oh, save yourself.
Google it.
She wrote herself.
She was like, when you Google greasy, fat, disgusting kike, my Daily Stormer article is the first one.
Yeah, yeah, she's still the one that talks about like I stink and I'm off-putting.
Yeah, yeah.
One time she tweeted, like, when I was a little kid, my dream was to be the top Google result for greasy fat kike.
Yeah, how are you relating that creature to this story?
She so she Wrote a book where she claims she went undercover in the alt-right neo-Nazi movement and her altar because nobody knows you're a Jew on the internet.
Yeah.
Which is interesting, right?
And trying to say something there?
Yeah.
Well, everybody on the internet knows that I'm a Jew.
But she pretends to be this white working class man from West Virginia who got fired from his job.
I think specifically she was lopping as a coal miner and then because of the economic hardship, ended up getting divorced and was on the verge of suicide and then found the alt-right and found a new purpose, which actually sounds extremely familiar.
She did a good job picking this persona, assuming that she actually did.
I don't believe her.
But point being, it sounds like a real story.
And so that's kind of where my point with Talia Lovin ends: is that this thing is not a negative thing.
This is extremely positive.
I know more people that were drug addicts or had other problems in their personal life that have turned their life around because of the alt-right, because of TRS, because of neo-Nazis, whatever, because of National Association.
And are now good people that have taken their life that was going off course and have put it back on course or even onto a better course.
And so anybody that has a problem with your involvement in this fundamentally has a problem with you living a better life.
And that's basically my entire argument.
If somebody says that you cannot participate, right?
If you can't accept that I am a part of this thing, then you don't want me to have a good life.
If you can't accept that I'm a part of this thing, then you want my kids to be gay and retarded and race mixers and disgusting drug addicts.
And I have no sympathy for you.
And quite frankly, you should be eaten by worms.
Well, just act as the man and lead, and you'll be surprised to see that the woman will follow that good lead.
Yeah, my gut reaction to this one was: yeah, you don't have to choose one door or the other door, divorce or involvement, especially as the kids are almost all entirely out of the house.
You are certainly a grown man and you make your own damn decisions.
You earned it.
And you should try to bring Wifey around with you and reason with her and make it make sense to her.
But if you go for it and get involved, which you should, dear listener, and then she still has an issue with it and wants to split, then my gut instinct would be like, okay, like after you've tried, after you've made the effort, like I am, I am, this is the struggle of our people to exist, to survive, and you do not get to veto that.
Sorry.
Call her ugly.
I don't think that helps.
Put back in cage.
Yes.
dragged downstairs to watch James Bond movies.
Yeah.
Did any of you just mean of you dragging one?
That was great.
I forgot.
Oh, God.
Well, I won't say who probably made that meme.
I don't know.
All right.
I realized that in my excitement to have our live musical performance that I skipped right over new white life.
So let's do that before too much passes and then let's go to navigating the collapse.
First off, our pal Ambrose, who's already been congratulated on the show for having his on the way, Ambrose found out that he is, in fact, having a boy.
So congratulations, Ambrose.
And it, hey, not going to lie.
Or at least there will be one man in the house.
You deserve that one.
Yeah.
Great guy, Ambrose.
Good for you guys, Ambrose.
All right.
We got a delightful email this week.
Good day, guys.
I'd just like to announce.
I'm not going to do an Australian accent the whole time.
I'd just like to announce that my son came into the world early this morning and that his pronouns are he, him, future, him, future large protector of Anglo-Saxons.
Oh, man.
That was from C. Thank you, C, very much.
What's it like to be torn upside down?
That's got to be a trick.
All right.
Charlie emailed in to let us know that two members of his pool party, Hugo and Ava, welcomed their second daughter into the world this week.
Wonderful.
And they plan to have a few more.
That's the way to go, Hugo and Ava.
You better be listening.
You got Charlie to do your dirty work for you and email into us.
So, all right, summon some agency there, parents.
Just kidding.
All right.
And another one from the southern hemisphere.
Our friend from New Zealand, that's how he refers to himself.
He wrote in to say that his wife and he welcomed another baby into the world last week.
And he wrote, I may be on the other side of the world to you guys, but I'm doing my bit for the cause no less.
I've loved the recent episodes.
You guys are really on fire.
Thank you.
Well, each big drop in the bucket in those low-population white countries like New Zealand.
There's nobody having five kids.
You know, you might have a batch of Catholics somewhere in your country doing the bit, but everyone counts.
Yep, absolutely.
And of course, I don't care if you live in Timbuktu or Fiji, wherever you are, white people, you count.
We care where you are and how your kids are doing.
And that's sincere, too.
That's no BS.
All right.
Before we go to navigating the collapse, gentlemen, any loose ends here?
We still got some time at the end, but yeah.
There was a guy that I had a kind of long form conversation with.
He's a recently red-pilled guy who decided to take the like tedious challenge and go back and listen to every episode.
And he reached out.
Yeah.
He reached out and he got vetted and he hit me up to talk about something that I spoke about a long time ago about having had a history with addiction and stuff.
And him and I were talking about getting off drugs, putting the bottle down, getting your whole life together.
He's about my age too.
And his red pill story is pretty similar to what mine had been.
So I just want to kind of acknowledge him on air here that he's just kind of done a kick-ass turnaround with his life.
Awesome.
And everyone else can too.
Right on.
Good job.
Nice.
One last thing, too, with the listener's question.
I know this might be a bit of a harsher stance that I take, but I'm very strong against divorce.
So for that situation, if it is at all possible to avoid divorce, avoid it.
Don't make it, don't make you the problem that causes that marriage to end.
Be the best husband you can be, be the best father you can be, especially if you're going to be going ahead and joining the movement in some way.
So she has calls to blow up the marriage because he wants to go hang out with some guys.
Exactly.
I agree with that too.
That's a little unfair, but yeah.
Yeah.
And if you screw them the right way, you can make them come along.
I agree.
Divorce is gay.
And like, try not to do it.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
And everybody says stick together for the kids, but stick together for the grandkids too.
Like, think of how nice it is.
And for yourself and for her.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And that's something we don't talk a lot about in our society now as well.
But, you know, when someone took an oath back in the day, it meant something.
For someone to be to break an oath, especially, you know, depending on how you believe, you made a marriage vow in front of God.
You made it in front of your family.
You made it in front of your entire community, your friends, and all that.
And the purpose of that was that so you would not break it.
I agree.
I'm pretty autistic about oaths.
I've made a couple oaths in my life and never broken a single one.
Really?
Don't, you know, marriage is a big deal.
As of October 14th, my wife and I have been dating, just dating for nine years.
And in December, we'll be married for eight.
Smasher had his fingers crossed behind his back for his first two marriages, so that's why he's cute when I said go about your business.
Like, and I don't think she has like the balls to divorce you because you want to go hang out with some guys or whatever.
Like, if there's a rational bone in her body, she's not going to take it that far.
And if she does, you haven't broken anything.
Exactly.
And especially based on ages and information that he gave us in the email, they've been together for a long time.
Like, if she wants to leave over you hanging out with some dudes that say the N-word, she's got a lot more problems than you saying the N-word.
And he described her as a great white woman himself.
So I believe you.
There you go.
Keep showing her a lot of love and everything.
And he threw out his age there.
So we're from the same vintage.
So I'm with you, brother.
Yep.
Sam, you willing to be a pen pal if he needs one?
Sure.
Absolutely.
Did you guys fight it Verdun together?
Second Verdun.
Second Verdun, Jack.
Oh, I don't know if that's a thing.
Nat Scott, while we got you here, walk us through your creative process real quick before when you when you do these things, I assume I like to envision that you're like, all right, I got to come up with a bit this week.
So you do a little bit of prep research and then whatever stem winder or classic you happen to be reading, you're like reading it for a good excerpt.
But let us know how you make them.
Yeah, it's the one I have for this week.
I've been kind of on the back burner for a while, but I'll anytime I find a good quote or a good speech or something like that, I will put it aside, write it down somewhere.
And then for the first part, the tip is basically just try to find something that would be useful either as soon as possible or sometime when things are worse for us.
So put that all together.
Just have like little ideas here and there.
End up writing it down, getting my script kind of together.
And I mean, it's pretty simple after that.
The recording, find the music to put it to.
The 10-minute piece is a bigger pain in the ass than a three-hour broadcast.
It's good.
I'll let you in on a little secret too.
I don't think I've told you guys yet, but every you might think I am after I tell you this, but all of the music for the bits, except one, has been from anime soundtracks.
All right, you guys had a good night specifically to flex.
I knew this.
I knew this.
You recognized them all, yeah.
I did.
Oh, God.
A lot of it has been from Attack on Titan.
All right.
So all of that, like, that's the other thing.
Every time I put it together, I'm just cracking up on the inside thinking about, oh, coach isn't even going to notice this.
It's going to be great.
Well, I hope this is a good one because it's the last one.
All right.
MP, fire up.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse with your host, Nathaniel Scott.
When the power goes out, most people have a general understanding of how to handle their home for a day or so.
But what about when it's for a few weeks?
What if the power never comes back on at all?
There are a lot of things to be concerned about in this scenario.
Today, we're going to cover one of them: how to light your home.
The safest possible light source for your home is Siloom Sticks, also called glow sticks for children and ravers, or Kenlights by military.
One of the greatest dangers from an earthquake is a ruptured gas line.
Siloom sticks will not ignite natural gas, while turning on a light switch or even a flashlight may.
They're fairly cheap, although brighter and better sticks will be a bit more expensive.
You all know what a flashlight is, so I'm not going to go over that.
You should have more than one for each member of your household and spare batteries for each.
You may also want to invest in a few extra bulbs.
Every family should have a decent supply of candles.
They're extremely cheap and don't go bad.
That being said, you need to be extremely careful around candles, especially with children.
Use common sense and never ever go to sleep with a fire burning in your house.
Keep a supply of matches and lighters in your home as well.
Simple unscented candles and candle wicks can be made fairly easily from common materials like string and bacon fat in any glass jar, which would make a great activity for the kids.
Every light source can be amplified by placing it in front of a mirror or other reflective material like aluminum foil.
Again, be careful.
It won't matter if you could light your house for a night if you don't have a house in the morning.
And now, the final manifesto of Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera, the founder of the Spanish Phalange, July 17th, 1936, executed at the age of 33 by far lesser men than he.
A group of Spaniards, some soldiers, others civilians, has refused to stand by and watch the complete dissolution of the Patriot.
They rise today against the treacherous, incompetent, cruel, and unjust government, which is bringing it to destruction.
We have endured five months of infamy.
A kind of partisan gang has become master of the executive.
Since its advent, no hour has been peaceful, no home respected, no job secure, no life safe.
While a collection of creatures possessed of the devil and incapable of action screams in parliament.
Houses are violated by the police when not burnt down by the mobs.
Churches are given over to looting and decent people arbitrarily imprisoned for indefinite periods of time.
The law employs two measures, one for the adherents of the popular front, and the other for those who are not its active supporters.
The army, navy, and police are undermined by agents of Moscow, sworn enemies of Spanish civilization.
An indecent press poisons the popular mind and panders to all the lowest passions.
From hatred to obscenity, not a village nor a house but has been turned into an inferno of malice.
Separatist movements are encouraged, starvation spreads, and in order that no final touch of black may be missing from the picture, a number of government agents in Madrid have assassinated an illustrious Spaniard who trusted in the honor and public responsibility of the officials who were escorting him.
The vile barbarity of this latest exploit has no parallel in modern Europe and admits of comparison with the blackest pages of the Russian Cheka.
Such is the spectacle of our country at the precise hour when the world situation is summoning her afresh to fulfill a mighty mission.
The fundamental values of Spanish civilization, after centuries of eclipse, are recovering their ancient authority, while other peoples who put their trust in an illusory material progress are seeing their star hourly decline.
Before our time-honored Spain of missioner and soldier, farmer and mariner, resplendent roads lie open.
It depends on us Spaniards whether we will take them.
It depends on whether we are united and at peace, with our souls and bodies nerved for the communal effort of creating a great patriarch.
A great patria for all, not for a group of privileged persons.
A patria great, united, free, respected, and prosperous.
To fight for this, we openly break today with the enemy forces that hold our country to ransom.
Our rebellion is an act of service to the cause of Spain.
If we were but seeking to substitute one party for another, one tyranny for another, we should not have enough courage, the gauge of a clean soul, to launch out upon the hazard of this supreme decision.
Nor would there be men amongst us, clad in the glorious uniforms of the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, and the Civil Guard.
Those men know that their arms may not be used in the service of any faction, but only for the continued existence of Spain, which is what is in jeopardy.
Our triumph will not be that of a reactionary group, nor will it mean the people's loss of any advantage.
On the contrary, our work will be a national work, which will be capable of raising the people's standard of living, truly appalling in some regions, and of making them share the pride of a great destiny recovered.
Workers, farmers, intellectuals, soldiers, sailors, guardians of our country, shake off your resignation before the spectacle of its collapse and join with us for Spain.
One, great, and free.
May God be with us.
Arriba, Espana.
Not bad.
Arriba!
I feel like if I say it's good, and that was anime music, it's like Smash her up on a date with a trap.
You said smash her up on a date with himself.
Excellent work.
Yeah, I know.
Really?
Come on.
Man, two things near and dear to my heart: losing power and the Spanish Civil War.
Well, yeah, one of them.
But seriously, that is something, you know, power goes out, what, at most, usually 12, 24 hours, maybe a week, if you get a bad hurricane or flooding that comes through.
But imagine the power going out forever.
The water's not coming out of the pipes.
It's freezing cold in winter.
How many propane tanks do you have?
It gets a little scary, especially when you have young ones under the.
Did you guys see that clip of Alex Jones this week?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
He's talking about, I guess they're talking about the collapse that's coming, but the part where the funny part of the clip cuts in, he's like, you know what?
I'm just going to have to eat my neighbors.
My kids ain't going to starve.
I got kids.
They can't starve.
I start looking out my window.
Them neighbors start looking good.
I'm thinking about stringing them up.
I'm going to get a rope.
I'm going to.
I disagree, but you just went there, bro.
I think about that a lot.
Or anything like you're still living next to your neighbors.
And now you have exhausted all options as a millionaire.
Yeah.
Wow, dude.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Boogaloo Jones.
If only I knew a guy whose name started with Jay, and he was like, well, I don't need to prep.
I'll just take my neighbor's stuff, right?
Yeah, that guy.
See, my neighbors are all really old.
So if I kill and eat them, I'm feeding my family and doing them a favor because now they don't have to be tortured to death by some marauding gang of like heroin addicts or blacks.
But that's subpar meat.
So I don't even know.
It's subpar meat, but it's prime rib during the collapse.
I don't know.
I'm putting together a cookbook for Normie's.
I don't mean I'm going to sell it to Normie's.
I mean, that's the first, second, third, and fourth course.
With winter coming, I've been out there chopping wood again, and I keep thinking back to that movie, The Witch, whether you liked it, hated it, or haven't seen it.
There's this.
That's a good movie.
Yeah.
Dude's just chopping wood like an MF because he's got all this anxiety and religious fervor in him.
He's just chopping wood.
But there, yeah, I mean, I want to do more prepping shows, to be honest.
We sort of did a bunch of segments back in the day, and maybe we'll direct them because it's important.
There's a lot there.
But real quick, Nat Scott, what was that excerpt from?
Was the final testament of Jose Antonio Primo de Vera?
His final testament.
All right.
And I wanted to plug Peter Kemp and mine for a time of trouble.
Currently, my read, too.
So I wasn't joking, actually, that the Spanish Civil War and power going out are at the top of my mind.
Speaking of candles and going to sleep with candles lit, you shouldn't go to sleep with any fire lit, whether it's in your home or at your campsite.
But a candle in a metal coffee can can raise the internal temperature of a vehicle's cabin by 18 degrees.
That's right.
Important, important thing to remember, potentially.
And so if fire is your only option to keep warm, remember that you should have a fire guard, which means one person stays awake to maintain the fire, not only to maintain it, but also protect everybody else, but also guard.
If only I knew a candle maker.
Yeah, I don't know any.
She's still making them.
She made some tonight.
We just, we're our house is just filled with candles now.
I have a portable chainsaw.
It looks like a bike chain almost, thanks to our pal Longshanks, who came on probably 10 episodes ago.
I keep that in the car.
I've got one of those digital readers for the car that reads the engine when the engine throws a signal.
Thanks to our pal who said every real man must have one of these things, right?
Smasher, you had one when I had that check engine signal.
And I was like, all right, I'm not going to let that happen again where another man's going to read my it's okay.
I have like four of them.
Well, I damn spent like 10 bucks on it.
Anyway, all right.
I got a quick one that I think we can chomp on.
And then, Sam, I don't know if what you had before the show is still relevant, but the other day, this is not quite a comfy corner.
This is almost an uncomfortable corner.
Junior out of the blue said, Hey, Dad, what do you think I should be when I grow up?
Caught me completely off guard.
And the first thing that came to my mind was what I have been thinking for a long time because he's very bright.
He's good at basically everything, but I think math and science might be in his wheelhouse.
I said, I would be really proud if you became an engineer.
I'd be more proud if you became a petroleum engineer.
Now, this is a little bit of normie programming because petroleum engineers have like the best income to graduate.
They start at 100K and are after like six years, you're at like 180,000.
Yeah, and I don't just want Junior to be rich and be in STEM or whatever, but I truly respect people who bring life-sustaining wealth and fuels out of the ground.
So I gave him that one, which is pretty safe, right?
Like become engineer, you know, dig coal and oil and gas.
But the other one, then I, but he's been getting into music and he wants to ask Santa Claus for a keyboard for Christmas.
So I said, you know, I'd also be pretty proud, Junior, if you became an internationally famous, outstanding DJ of electronica music.
And his eyes lit up.
As soon as I said that, I was like, oh, God, like, you know, now my son's going to be like some crappy back alley.
You know, one is a other is your profession.
So anyway, I just wanted to throw that out there.
I think he got the message that I want him to excel at whatever he does.
But engineers are cool.
Engineers are cool.
DJs are also cool.
I was almost a petroleum engineer.
Yeah, almost.
Still could be.
I still could be.
You got some couches now.
Break out those books.
But then I took a chisel to the arm.
Yeah.
I'm an inventure like you tell.
I took a chisel to the wrist.
How much do you channel your kids into their profession?
Yeah, a soft hand or you hammer them into Amy Chua, Tiger Mom, or Tiger Dad style.
If I can't hand my son a multi-million dollar company, I'm just going to yeet myself off a bridge.
I think it's less Amy Chua than, but it also doesn't have to be this American wishy-washy crap either.
Sure.
I think it's about finding something they're good at that they have a legitimate shot at making a profession and sort of fostering that, not just like shoehorning them into you be doctor now, you be lawyer.
You know, again, we're not Asian.
But don't you know, I get so sick of hearing like a once-in-a-generation musician saying, Oh, people told me I couldn't make it and I should get a real job.
And look at me now.
Well, there's a hundred thousand people that had the same dream and wanted it just as bad as you, and the Jews didn't find them first.
Right, so I would suggest keeping your kids out of the arts as professions unless your kid is truly phenomenal, truly phenomenal.
But just figure out what they're good at.
You know, I look at my boy, and if he does any sort of like legitimate job, I don't care what it is.
Professional hot dog competition eating his old man, but yeah, I kind of don't give that much of a crap.
Like, I would much rather him have like a noble profession.
Like, like, I'd rather him be like, I don't know, a blue-collar tradesman than like a millionaire successful pornographer or something.
Yeah, we'd rather him be a racist garbage man than a shit lib or sorry, libtard uh doctor, right?
I mean, to be honest, fam, uh, Sam, you've obviously got more kids under the roof.
Yeah, we touched on this before, but I felt like we didn't really do justice.
So, how hard did you guide them?
Well, uh, I'd say that uh, if you're going to try to take a strong hand, you you've got to appreciate the uh personality of the person.
You can't just look at your son and say, Yeah, that's my boy, and and this is what he's going to do.
Because, uh, let's say something like an engineer is a that's a personality type.
You could meet somebody, and within a few minutes, you could probably guess if they're an engineer or not.
That's a very not to interrupt, but like, does your kid have the IQ to do that?
I'm not asking coach because I know his son, but like, are you gonna try and shoehorn your 98 IQ kid into trying to be an engineer?
Yeah, I mean, that's my boy, the beautiful girl, but you know, so uh, if you if you can recognize their talents and try to direct them, but you've got to realize that, let's say, you are an engineer, that doesn't mean your son or daughter is going to make a good engineer necessarily.
Everybody's a little bit different.
So, in the case of my children, some of my children have followed in my footsteps.
And, but you know what?
My brother has a certain profession, my father was a certain profession, I'm a certain profession.
It is genetic in a certain sense, and so it would naturally follow that some of my children did also follow in the same thing, but some of them have not.
And that's okay.
So, you really have to be enlightened and open-minded to think about it that way.
Yeah, I agree 100%.
I think like every other, every sane society believes in tracking, which is something Americans never got into, but like even Europe still does.
Like, by the time you're in ninth grade, you're making a left turn or a right turn on whether you're going to be, you know, sort of a STEM guy, a tradesman, an artist, something like that.
So, be patient, but start trying to figure out where your kids' strong suits are when they're young.
And you can kind of like do the whole illusion of choice thing of like, hey, here's five things I think you're really good at.
Which one would you like to make a profession of?
So that they don't go way off the rails into something that, you know, sucks or they have no shot at, but you're not stifling them into a single decision.
What are you good at and what do you enjoy doing?
And ideally, it's both.
And it's almost universally both.
You just have to make people understand that.
Some people, they do a job and they could work and maybe they put in their hours, they make money and they can have a family and they can enjoy life and do good things in life.
And there are other people who have more of a calling, you might say, and a vision for doing something.
And either way is okay.
And it's not fair to make one person into the other type of thing.
And don't be afraid to push for experimentation because I never thought I would like or be good at any of this tech stuff that I'm doing.
And, you know, I believed that my whole life and I was wrong.
So maybe if somebody would have pushed me into at least trying it out, because again, this is something I thought I was going to quit within the first day or two.
Yeah.
So if someone would have at least made me give it a shot, I might have found it and liked it then.
Yep.
From the straight out of the base department, Mr. Producer, putting us to shame, says, I channel my kids into the professions that the movement needs.
Accountant, et cetera.
Based.
Pretty hardcore.
Not wrong.
Every single one of them is a lawyer, bro.
Yeah.
I don't even know if I buy that meme anymore, right?
Because I've talked to some lawyers with our views and they're like, man, it's a flip of the coin, whether the jury, the judge, et cetera.
Obviously, we need lawyers.
I'm not dissuading anybody from that, but still kind of a roll of the dice.
Here's my problem with American.
Guys, got four kids just churning out memes.
Yes.
They're in the profession we need.
Propagandist.
But American jobism is really stupid because you're told from day zero at kindergarten that you can be whatever you want when you grow up.
And like, that's just not true.
It's a lie.
Yep.
It's a lie.
Like, sorry, Bobby, you're kind of retarded.
You're probably going to be a janitor if you don't die of a heroin overdose.
I got respect for janitors.
No, no, no, no.
There's nothing wrong with being a janitor, but that's kind of how we present things.
Like, you can be whatever you want as long as you're not a janitor because that's for losers, even though that's an important job.
Garbage man.
Dude, my nephew's favorite people on earth was the garbage man.
I was just about to say, dude, think about how crappy your life would be if you didn't have some guy come and take the garbage from your house once a week.
Think about where you would be.
Think about where you would be.
You'd be like, dude, I got all this garbage in my house.
I don't know what to do with it because I'm kind of a retard.
Go look up the British garbage strike.
London had a 20-foot wall of trash all through it in like 1979.
That's what New York City looks like every day.
I say this.
I say this as a blue-collar dude that works a job that theoretically, you don't have to be very smart to do a lot of carpentry, right?
I can tell by your core.
Yeah, whatever.
Savage.
No, there's a lot of guys that, you know, they may not finish high school or whatever, but they're they're they're bright in their own way.
They can do the technical work.
Uh, and I won't talk bad about them, but you know, like me on the other hand, I think I'm you know, maybe a cut above the rest, uh, cut in the wrist.
Some guys will never be foreman, right?
Exactly.
Some guys will never be a foreman, some guys will never be a project manager.
Um, but that's okay, that's their lot in life.
But uh, you know, there's nothing wrong with whatever job that you are destined genetically or, you know, by a higher power, whatever job that you are destined to work, whatever you're good at, um, you know, you may be the fastest dude on and off the garbage truck.
And so your garbage truck gets done an hour and a half before everybody else.
And you may not be smart enough to do anything else if intelligence is even a factor, but maybe you're faster than everybody and you do good enough.
And then you get to see your kids an hour and a half before everybody else on the garbage line.
Or you are really good at driving and sorting mail, but you can't do two plus two without a cat.
I tell you what, all the guys that I work with in the plant, wherever, whatever state they're in the plant, everybody drives a nice car.
Everybody lives in a house just about.
I think most guys live in a house.
Most of them are married and have kids.
And that's working for a modest wage.
And I can tell you a list of people I know who have college degrees who are living with their parents and not working in their field.
So there's nothing about that.
But I remember listening to a show not too long ago on NPR and they were talking about like what it's a very classist thing to talk about what you do.
And a guy was talking about he went to a class reunion.
And so he's talking to somebody went to school with and he says, oh, so what do you do?
And that's like almost an insult to somebody who's working like a blue-collar type of a work in a sense, because it's like the person who's been to college and they've had their degree and they've gone places and they're probably a liberal too.
And they talk about like what they're doing, like it's so damn important.
And somebody else who's like fixing toilets.
Well, that's exactly what I was going to say: is that like plumbers literally sometimes have to sort through people's shit.
Right.
You know, but they make an honest living and they get paid actually very well.
And they do something extremely important.
You know, you could be the smartest dude working for Apple.
You could literally be the CEO of Apple.
And guess what?
If your toilet backs up, guess what?
You are calling potentially a college dropout to come fix your toilet.
Well, there's a cool book.
I forget which one of the Ender's game sequels it is, but there's this family of like brilliant scientists.
They're all Portuguese.
And each one of them.
So it's fiction.
Yeah.
But each, I think it's like there's seven kids in the family, and six of them have just been like universe-changing scientists of some kind or another.
Like, I don't know, one discovered aliens, the other was like faster than light travel.
They're like super serious.
And one, the other son is a brick maker.
And someone's saying, like, how'd all your brothers and sisters turn it like turn into these brilliant scientists and you're a brickmaker?
He said, no, I'm a father who makes bricks.
Right.
I think it'd be, you know, fun to go to a high school reunion, especially if I had a big brood of them.
Like Sanded and some says, oh, what do you do?
Oh, well, I'm a father.
Yes.
Oh, you're like a stay-at-home dad?
No, no.
Like, I go to work.
I'm an engineer or whatever, but no, I'm a father.
My father makes podcasts.
Hell yeah.
Meadow Soprano asking Tony, yeah, Dad, did you have a podcast?
You've seen that one.
Very good.
Well, hey, guys, we're getting close to two hours, and I hear El Petate in the background.
But before we close out, I did want to.
Smasher doesn't know this, but the guy who walked by our little Oktoberfest and was kind of difficult, and we gotten a verbal, little bit of a verbal tick with him.
I was recording at that time, and this is what happened.
6 million haho to holocaust!
Are you seeing the holocaust on the show?
It's a joke!
That's right!
the holocaust is a game the holocaust is a game the holocaust is a game the holocaust is a game this team's gonna do it I I couldn't resist.
All right.
Also, yeah, I did want to mention that in all seriousness, we had Jim from the fatherland hanging out with us this past weekend.
It was great to see him and his wife and his two kids.
Finally, got to meet Chicken in the Flesh and their beautiful infant toddler, whatever he is with stage.
But we had a nice chat, and I did extend the invitation to Jim to come on anytime he wants.
He demurred for the time being or deferred.
But we'll see.
That might happen.
Come on, Jim.
Hang out.
What do you want?
You can't hear my voice right now.
hurt you so yeah we'll see if that happens All right.
Let's put a ribbon on this one.
Thank you, everyone.
Sam, thank you.
Thank you, coach.
It was wonderful to be here with everybody.
Smasher, glad you're still ticking.
It was great to be here because I almost wasn't.
So thanks for having me.
If you were on your own, it could have gone differently.
Yep.
Cutting wood out in the woods.
Always, always do work with your friends, right?
Right.
Always.
I used to hate when people would say this, but always have a battle buddy.
Yeah.
Or at least always tell somebody what's up so that if they don't hear from you and you don't check in every so often, they can go, hey, something's wrong here.
Good advice.
JO, my friend, thank you.
Thank you.
Had a great time.
No, you.
And Mac and Nathaniel Scott.
Always a pleasure.
Great to be here.
He's still awake.
All right.
Joking.
All right.
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We're sticking with our theme this week, and this one might be self-indulgent, but if the audience listens with an open mind, they might really enjoy this.
This is a spectacularly beautiful song by a foundational, probably the only great rock band of Russia.
It's Tede, and this is Etov Sio.
That means that's all.
This is like the stairway to heaven from Russia.
Listen to it with an open mind, fam.
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