Somewhere in the great white normie subconscious, they know that their children and grandchildren are targeted for destruction, whether by replacement-level invasion, legal discrimination in education and employment, hyper-sexualized and violent Jewish-dispensed entertainment, public school multicultural indoctrination, coast-to-coast violence against them by vicious savages,
the persistent drug menace, and more.
All they need is one eye, half a brain, and a TV set.
And we would be derelict parents if we did not arm our kids with awareness of the hellscape they are set to struggle against, including at a young age.
Black parents give their kids the talk about the great menace of white policemen, after all.
By God, we will not raise our children to be deracinated, idiot slaves to a system that hates them for the color of their skin and programs them to hate themselves and love evil.
Okay, we've got more of a 1980s-style party line than a podcast that's in store for you tonight.
Sam knows exactly what that is.
Potato Smasher is live and in the Full House studios.
And we're ready to rock.
And this show is dedicated to our young listeners.
So, Mr. Producer, let's go to episode
57 of Full House, the world's most wise show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole bio fam.
I am, as always, your truth-telling host, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours at least.
Don't know how we're going to be able to jam it all in tonight, fam, dedicated to sharing old head wisdom for the callo among our audience.
But first, huge thanks to our pals, Mick and Old Crow, for their donations this week.
You guys are great.
Thank you so much.
And whatever you do, check out our fresh article on full-house.com, in which we take Ron Uns to the woodshed for suggesting that immigration is basically no big deal and thus a political loser.
The beatings will continue until immigration improves.
And check out the Manor Bund dispatch, too.
If our 1,000-word article wasn't enough for you, Naom and Apache did a good two and a half hours, apparently, taking it even more to the woodshed.
So good for those guys.
Give it a listen.
All right.
On to an epic birth panel this eve.
First up, he's got more wisdom in his pinky finger than the rest of us knuckleheads combined, but he's going to have to fight tonight to drop that knowledge amongst our birth panels.
Sam, welcome back.
Wow, that's quite a tall compliment.
Thank you very much.
And yeah, it's a great topic.
And there's a few things for sure that I want to get right out there.
But I think we're just doing an introduction right now, so I'll keep my powder dry.
But have you seen the price of beef lately?
Oh my gosh, if you're going keto, I mean, it's like three bucks a pound.
My son came home with these gigantic steaks for like 10 bucks.
So, uh, yeah, you know, I think it's been with this uh coronavirus.
Like they said, the demand was down because no one was going out and no one was buying anything.
So, uh, check that out.
Yeah, I'm just relieved you weren't setting us up for a D's nuts joke.
And you're like, you're gonna be like, I haven't figured out how to work that one yet.
I'm gonna try to work.
Not with that attitude, Sam.
All right, looking forward to hearing from you, pal.
Next, he says that anti-wisdom is the true wisdom, and that if it feels good, you should do it.
Smasher, are you just gonna be a silent observer for this show?
Yes, I think, I think Sam is the king of if it feels good, do it.
Oh, yeah, uh, he's got 37 kids.
Uh, he's also clearly figured out the D's nuts in all seriousness.
You are wise beyond your years, and I sometimes have to remind myself that you're still in your 20s.
Um, but also, great work on the show artwork last week.
Yeah, for those wondering, we gave JO top billing in the artwork, all right.
And there he is next up.
If he ever gets around to writing his memoirs, they will be a barn burner, and maybe, just maybe, he'll start making notes for them based on the stories he might share tonight.
J.O., two weeks in a row, to what do we owe such an honor?
Boredom.
No, I'm glad to be back.
I had a good time last week.
Yeah, glad to have you.
And I was serious that you have a wealth of global and lifetime experience and definitely want to hear from you tonight.
So, welcome back.
All right.
Next up in his Full House live debut, weighing in at maybe 170 pounds, but punching far above his weight, he is one of the kindest, most thoughtful, and also devoutly faithful guys I know.
Nathaniel Scott, he is also the one who creates the navigating the collapse segments for Full House.
Welcome, pal.
Gentlemen, great to be here, dude.
I didn't know that was you until just now.
I was wondering if uh, you'd recognize me.
Good to hear from you.
No, I'm glad that you're here, man.
Damn, yeah.
First time on the podcast, too.
So, uh, very honored to have you.
Uh, Nathaniel Scott, we will call you Nat Scott for short, I think.
Welcome to the group.
Yep.
Uh, lay it on us real quick, sir, your ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status, even though I know them.
Ethnicity is about 75% butu pigme, and uh, the rest, the rest is Ethiopian Jew.
Um, no, I'm uh, I'm mostly mostly Anglo, um, with a good amount of Swedish, uh, German, and a little bit of Eastern European as well.
And your roots go back to the founding of America.
We won't say, but yep, you got roots here.
Yep, um, he was brought over in 1619, yeah, yeah, and religion and fatherhood status, pal.
Religion, I'm a lifelong devout uh, Protestant, um, so not any plans on changing that anytime soon.
And fatherhood status, I'm currently in the market for a good woman, so wish me luck on that.
All right, and we are not above matchmaking here at Full House.
I can vouch that he is a good-looking guy, no homo, good shape, and uh, drop us a line, ladies, if you're interested.
I bought one for sale, slightly used.
Is it a honeypot when you're dangling a guy out there?
What do you call that?
It's not family friendly, what you call that.
Yeah.
Something decided better on it.
Sausage market.
All right.
Welcome, Matt.
And finally, you may recognize him from such places as twitter.com and telegram.org.
He is a very smart R guy, kind, and one of the kings of content, I would say.
Cyclone of bees.
Welcome, brother.
Thanks.
Glad to be here.
I'm honored to be among you guys.
You're not on Kway Loots tonight, right?
You are a little bit excited to be on a show.
I'm pretty excited.
Believe me.
Yeah, very excited.
That's how we all, that's how he talks.
Yeah, he's just cool, calm, and collected.
All right, brother, what's your ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status?
So I'm primarily Scots, Irish, German, and Finnish, a little bit of Swedish as well.
I don't have kids, but we're working on it.
And I kind of consider myself an agnostic Christian.
Kind of was raised in that, but I don't know.
I just don't believe in the dogma really, but realize the contributions to white society that the church has made.
Yeah, I think that you phrased that kind of elegantly the other day.
You're like, listen, guys, I have serious issues with the theology and the spirituality of it, yet I still appreciate it and respect it and all that stuff.
So you can't ask for much more than that from a disbeliever or somebody who's a skeptic.
So good on you, pal.
All right.
Let's get on with the show.
Real quick, up at the top, Coach's comfy corner, because Smasher was sitting right next to me.
We had the pure joy the other night of taking the kids camping out in the woods, not too far from home.
We set up a tent and Smasher set the fire up.
It was a pain in the butt.
Yeah, it was.
We listened to Full House.
Daughter fell asleep in the chair.
She refused to sleep in the tent until dad came in.
So I said, honey, I can't call it quits this early just to lie down in the tent.
So she fell asleep in her chair.
The weather was beautiful.
And Junior brought his brother's grim book.
So he was reading that by flashlight.
We were listening to Full House quietly, and it was awesome.
It was great.
Yeah.
And then Smasher, but he was like, yeah, of course I did all the work.
But no, I set up the tent.
He made the fire.
And it was a good time.
And yeah.
And we're going to tape here on July 30th.
So when you hear this audience, it may still be July 31st.
If we can get a quick turn on this one, July is awesome.
It's still summer.
And once it hits August, then you know, like the end is nigh.
So get out there and enjoy the summer.
All right.
How'd you get that?
Tony may be the year of eternal summer.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
School postmoments and everything.
So, all right, whatever.
Don't worry about it.
Regardless, the inspiration for this show was an email that we got from an 18-year-old white kid, obviously, largely, obviously, unmarried, no children.
He sent us a nice note, said he loves listening to the show.
And it reminded me that a big section of our audience, portion of our audience, is not married, does not have kids, and yet somehow enjoys and maybe learns a little bit from us every week.
So I thought it would be fun if we just did a thermonuclear wisdom and life tips extravaganza with all of us, the things that we've learned, things that we wish we had known when we were 18 or 20 over the course of our accumulated years and things that we can share.
So we'll get a big birth panel.
We're going to try to get through everything, riff on it.
I suspect that we will agree with everything, but maybe not.
And I'll start real briefly and then we'll kick it over to Sam.
Growing up, multiple times my father would remind me or make note of the interesting family history that we have, which is that his father, my grandfather, was 30 years old when he was born and he was his firstborn son.
My father was 30 when I was born and I was his firstborn son.
And he didn't exactly phrase it like this is what you should do, but he mentioned it enough that it sort of sank into my subconscious as 30 is when you need to get serious about having kids.
So foolishly, I kind of viewed my 20s as the decade when I could finish college, start working some money and have fun and be self-indulgent.
And then once the 30s come, that is when it's time to get serious and settle down and have kids.
And I was fortunate enough, I lived up to the family tradition.
And I was 30 when we had our first child and it was a boy.
So at the time, I thought that was really cool.
I didn't feel like we waited too long.
But looking back on it, my wife would agree, we totally could have and should have started earlier in our 20s.
We got married at 25, so 27 at the latest.
And when we were dressing our dog up in costumes to bring to parties around Halloween, that was when one of my uncles said, Coach, you really got to get going with having kids.
So don't wait too long to have kids.
Get going earlier.
You will have more energy smashers joking that our pooch dressed up as a pumpkin for Halloween.
And yeah, even if your family has, it's like a cautionary tale of your family history, right?
Like just because it was done this way for generations might not necessarily mean it's right in this environment.
So I'll leave that on the table if you guys want to riff off that.
Or if not, we'll go on to Sam.
Sometimes it's a well, it's the biggest regret of my life.
Biggest regret of my life was waiting too long to have kids and not too long, obviously.
And like, oh, well, as a man, you can do, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But I'll tell you what, I'm about to turn 40 and I can tell you how much better my body felt 10 years ago than it does now.
Right.
So Coach had his first at 30, and him and I's experience is so totally different with regards to our age.
And I'll get more into this when it's my turn to talk, but everything you think you want to do in your 20s is a waste of time that isn't that cool anyway.
And people only reflect on it so fondly because they like feel bad about wasted time.
Yeah, you got to think about what will be the things of lasting value.
You know, come the end of your life or even sometime later in your life when you are circumspect about your life.
Will you relish the time that, you know, the sports cars you drove or fancy vacations or, you know, none of those things are intrinsically bad or worthless in themselves, but those things are not important in the long run.
And having children, no one ever says, oh, I wish I waited later to have children.
You just heard two people say it right now.
So take that as the word to the wise.
On the other hand, I will say that having children is a sacrifice of sorts.
It is a sacrifice of your freedom and your finances to a degree, but it's a worthy sacrifice.
And the hardship is good for you in a sense, you know, but it is not to say that it's just pure joy all along the way.
You know, sometimes people give up in the midst of all that.
You know, some people can't hack it and all that.
So it is, but if you are altruistic and you're motivated to do something good with your life and something important with your life, then having children is as good a thing as you could do as any other thing.
Amen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't get me wrong.
We traveled a lot.
We had a lot of fun in our 20s.
We look back on them fondly, but there was also a lot of just sitting around and watching Netflix and staying up late.
And, you know, you can, we're not, we're not total radicals here on Full House saying you have to start churning them out like on your wedding night, although we support that if you do that.
Come at me, bro.
A year, two tops.
And if you're married and not seriously thinking about having kids, I would humbly suggest that you're doing it wrong.
Yep.
I got a harp on this.
Really late watching Netflix and drinking and crap if you have kids.
I'm a terrible insomniac.
I'm up to like 5 a.m. every night just because like my internal rhythm is so messed up.
And it's like, okay, I just function on like four hours of sleep.
Big deal.
Get over it.
Go ahead, Jayo.
And I feel you, buddy, because we're roughly the same age.
So I know how you feel with your first is how I feel with potato.
Well, I do the same thing that he just said too, even though I'm twice his age, right?
Like, I'm the last one to bed and first one up, and I don't hate it.
Listen, so it's some of the biggest like canards around putting off having children kind of pissed me off.
And knowing more now that I have a son than I did before, I'm like even madder about it.
People make it sound like you're just never going to sleep again.
And whatever sleep you do get is terrible, and you're going to be freaking out and tearing your hair out.
Dude, you just adapt to it.
Like it's not that miserable.
I have not had, and granted, I have one child, whatever, but I have not had like some miserable breakdown of a day.
Not once.
And I don't always have the greatest temper, greatest habits, or greatest sleep pattern, but somehow I've managed to not freak out.
You know, like babies in particular, most of what they do is sleep.
Yeah.
18 hours a day.
Yeah.
And the next fakest thing is travel.
So many people say, oh, I want to travel.
I want to travel.
Okay.
So you even if you're going to say, oh, well, I'll have kids in my 30s.
Did you really just blow your entire 20s to spend 10 days in Spain, 8 days in Mexico?
And that's really probably it.
Yeah.
Like all of these people that talk about how much they want to travel or how much they like to travel, they barely do it.
And when they do it, are you really having that good of a time?
It's an excuse to, it's an excuse to not have kids, but they also don't travel.
When I lived in Germany, people were like, oh, yeah, it's great.
You know, we're not going to have kids while we're in Germany.
Like people saying this, they're planning on not having children because they're in Germany and they're going to travel.
And then they go to the same club in Nuremberg every weekend and never leave Germany the entire time they're there.
I went to a club in Nuremberg and it really didn't work out for me.
Easy to pizza courthouse.
Easier than you think.
We flew all the way to Thailand to hang out on beaches and it was fun.
Don't get me wrong.
And we got back and somebody asked, I was like, yeah, we didn't need to fly across the Pacific Ocean to go hang out at a beach.
Don't want you to feel like you have to be able to do that.
And especially now, like since the migrant invasion, there's like what they call Paris syndrome.
You know, you go to Paris because you want to do like French stuff, and there's just Africans everywhere.
Right.
And no matter what major city in Europe you're in, you're going to have third worlders aggressively trying to hawk stuff to you.
Like, unless you actually know people or have family in Europe.
I mean, it's cool enough, but it's not worth blowing 10 years over.
And especially all of these people that get their stupid bugman jobs that give them two weeks' vacation a year.
Oh, I want to travel.
I want to travel.
Okay, so you have 14 days a year and you're just going to throw away a decade of your life by trying to cram a bunch of stuff into that 14 days.
It's the world's just really not that impressive.
And furthermore, the U.S. is.
This is the coolest country I've ever been to.
You can go up into the White Mountains of New Hampshire.
You can go down into the Sonora Desert.
You can go to the Grand Canyon.
You can go to the Redwood Forests.
And it's all a lot cheaper.
And you speak the right language.
Yeah.
Travel is the most frustratingly gay myth.
All right.
Bees and Nats, Scott.
Anything you want to riff on there, real quick before we move on to Sam?
You have something that people don't talk about a lot.
Is my parents had me when they were a bit older.
And so when I became a teenager and started to, you know, essentially become a man, my dad couldn't really keep up with me that well.
And so you're in a very difficult position where you're just in that point where you need to have someone to kind of compete against and to bring you up to their to their level, essentially.
And if they're a lot older, then that's a lot harder to do.
And they can't keep that for you.
You don't want that then to become an excuse not to have children later in life.
That's definitely true, too.
Yeah.
You know, I'm in my 50s and I have a young son.
Yeah.
And so, of course, it's always a good idea to have more.
But for me personally, I wish that my dad had been younger when he had me.
And my parents delayed having kids as well.
Do you have older brothers or sisters?
I don't know.
Ah, well, see, that would take the place of that.
Sure, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Your father's older, but if you had a couple older brothers, like my youngest son has six older siblings.
But I was listening to a dude on a podcast the other day whose dad had him when he was 70.
And I had two more after him.
Face.
Yeah.
And by all means, I'm not going to discourage anyone from having them older, but ideally, they would have older siblings or cousins or anything like that.
And of course, can't hurt to start early.
Yeah, look at Peter Brumelo as Mr. Producer.
Yeah, he's no spring chicken.
Well, you know, and Mr. Producer himself is slightly long in the tooth, and he says that he does worry about it, but he's still in the game and is going to have more kids.
So you say that about Peter, but he beat me up and stole my wallet one time.
I sinked it.
Cockney accent adapted for the moment.
All right.
Very good, guys.
Thanks.
All right.
So I think we beat the audience.
Go ahead, Bees.
Oh, I was just going to say, yeah, so my wife bought a lion's mane kind of outfit for the dog.
So when you're talking about that kind of stuff, a little bit.
I don't mind people who have dog birthdays if they have three kids.
That's right.
Right.
Because it's for the kids, or at least it should be.
Like, I know Coach's daughter, and I can't imagine anything on earth that would make her laugh more than a dog dressed as a pumpkin.
You know, like, then it's great.
But when you are replacing having children with pumpkin dog or lion dog, or those ones where like it has like arms on it, and then they're like, and it makes them look like Superman or whatever, that stuff's hilarious.
Until you have three kids.
All right, let's move on.
Let's move on to this guy.
Go ahead.
Yeah, let's move on to Sam real quick just because we got so much stuff to cover.
I want to get through at least our top lines for all of us in the first hour, and then we can continue the party after the break.
So, Sam, dying to know what you're going to prioritize here.
Lay it on us, pal.
Yeah, well, and some other people may have similar things to say or can build on what I'm saying.
That's fine by me.
One of the things that I really saw for myself was the idea of rushing off to college or going to college at all.
But certainly the idea of rushing off to college is not a good idea.
I've seen it too many times in others and in myself.
I had a brother that worked a couple years in the factory and then he went to college and he was much more mature, more worldwise, more serious and ready to pursue that degree.
When I was of a certain age, my father demanded or essentially made me promise I would go to college and he died, but I ended up going off to college.
And right at age 18, I was had graduated high school.
And one week later, I was in summer school going to college.
And so I went through those four years, four and a half years, but I felt not equipped for the world.
And I saw this in a lot of fellow graduates.
And as I've seen young graduates come into the workplace, I see how immature they are and how illexperienced they are.
And not only that, but when I graduated college, I was pretty much broke.
And I, you know, I just, I felt like I started at such a deficit.
Because I was already full of, what do you want to say, political motivation, I was already of the mind, said, I'm going to get married and start having kids, which I did.
I got married.
I was 23.
And by the time I was 24, I already had my first son.
And all of that would have been fine.
But if I could have maybe worked those few years and gained some other types of skills and become a little more practical person.
Now I think I am a very practical person.
I would say people that work with me know me as being that way, but I had to kind of unlearn and relearn myself to get that way.
So I would say don't be in a rush to, as a young person, that's the people we're talking to tonight, as a very young person who's kind of looking for advice or some direction.
Don't necessarily run off to college.
At least work for a while.
And working in a factory is extremely instructive.
So, yeah.
And even from a selfish perspective, coming in, if you do still, and I'll take the hanging curve here real quick and say you maybe shouldn't go to college at all, not just bone it, knowing what we know now.
Right.
Yeah, I did four years of undergrad at a hyper-expensive leftist private university, and then I did a master's at a hyper-expensive leftist university, which almost all of them are.
And looking back, whew, that was a lot of money and a lot of time that was wasted and stuff I could have made on my own.
So, well, it depends what the degree is.
Yeah, depends what the degree is.
If it's certain, certain things definitely go into having a degree, like a scientific thing or an engineering thing, but that can be delayed a year or two while you learn what the real world is like.
Because just like we got to have this show and explain to young men how to be men, you know, that should be like normal growing up.
That you should be getting that from fathers and uncles and brothers, but obviously it's not happening.
So I don't think I think at one time people were ready at those types of ages of 18 and 19 and 20.
I think my grandfather came to the city.
I don't know if he was 18 yet.
Maybe he was 17 or 18.
And he came to the city.
He had the clothes he was wearing and he had like one change of clothes in a bag.
And he was able to buy a house.
And when I say buy a house, I'm not talking about 30-year mortgage buy a house.
He bought a house and he bought a brand new car of cash as working as a mailman.
Now, who can do that now?
Right.
And he had a wife that never worked a day in her life.
And they had my mother and my uncles.
And so I'd say work for a couple of years if you can, at least.
And then if college makes sense to go for a particular strong motivation you have in a direction, don't just go to college just to go.
Right.
And think about how much cooler you will be as a 20-year-old or a 21-year-old freshman at one of those parties as opposed to.
Well, you have some money in your pocket, if nothing else, you know, instead of being broke.
Yeah.
So here for favors, homework.
The other thing I would say is the thing we would all probably say.
So I'll just say it first, which is dealing with women.
We've all been taught that women and or let's say boys and girls are the same.
They're all everybody's the same.
Everybody's equal.
And that couldn't be further from the truth.
And understanding women correctly will, first of all, take the pressure off so you don't feel like you got to try so hard and go after women so hard or to be worried about it or to think less of yourself as you're coming to grips with how to deal with women and find a hopefully a wife.
So, by understanding women correctly, that's the, that's the other thing you know, and that's that's maybe.
Maybe I had an inkling of some of these ideas then, but but now that we all talk about these things on these podcasts, you could see how wanting our knowledge of women is at that age, and I think you wrote a little bit about that in either part five or part six of your autobiography, which is up on the site.
Yep yes, the male female dynamic and a little bit of risky business when you were a kid Yeah, well, it's uh, you know, and that, and that's just it.
You know, if you put boys and girls together, guess what?
Things are going to start to happen.
And if it's not the right time, like in, you know, school years or young people, then that's why boys and girls were always educated separately.
You know, it's, it's the, if you put them together, things are going to happen.
It's just how it is.
We had co-ed dorms in college, and now they have co-ed bathrooms in college.
I'm like, good lord, holy cow.
Imagine what's happening.
I couldn't do that.
All right.
If anybody want to riff off of Sam or we'll go on to jail.
Hey, if I'm next, I'll just go in because I do want to talk as it relates to him with the college meme.
I don't think anybody listening to this show doesn't already know that unless you are going for something very specific, probably STEM, that college is a waste of your time.
But last week, I talked about learning to code.
And I have seen and, you know, and I've been like looking into the whole culture of the field.
And you're getting even like the Asian sons of Tiger moms doing what I'm about to explain.
These guys are coming out like, and, you know, this is white American guys too, but an excellent path to consider if you want to go to school for computer science is instead take your summer after your senior year of high school, after you graduate high school, and just get good enough to get into a decent code camp.
And then six months later, three to six months later, depending what code camp you go to, a lot of these, a lot of the good ones like guarantee you a job.
And it's not that kind of like DeVry guarantee you a job.
You don't have to pay them if you are not working a job that makes X amount of money.
You're not going to go into a ton of debt to do it.
And you're going to walk out of there with 50 to $70,000 jobs available to you.
Now imagine the next three and a half years, you're already a senior developer by the time you would have been graduating with a four-year degree.
And you know infinitely more about computer science than someone with a computer science degree, unless maybe they went to MIT or Harvard.
But outside of that, you know a hundred times more than anyone coming out with a degree.
So I just want to throw that out there.
In a practical sense, that field is changing so much.
You know, I went to college in the 80s and even then it was talked about because I knew some computer science majors and they would talk about that, that the field was changing so fast that you here you take a course or a semester, you know, a couple semesters and everything's changing within another semester.
So, you know, it's better to go get like some certifications.
You're not doing your actual CS classes till your third year of college.
And they're always, they're always behind.
It's always antiquated.
It's always a boomer.
You know, you might have a TA who knows what they're talking about, but a tenured professor is still writing code from five years ago.
So yeah, get some certs, get a real job, get some work experience.
All of that stuff is Preferable to like just enroll in whatever the hell university you want to go to and pay them $20,000 to $50,000 a year so that you can drink beer.
These code camps, too, are they're pretty good.
The one I went to had a pretty nice swimming pool.
You know, they had their own cam currency and like Bitcoin and all that kind of stuff.
I mean, it's pretty great.
So definitely recommend.
Well, and in that type of field, you just have to realize that's the nature of that business: it's always changing, evolving, and new technologies coming up that demands new types of programming.
And, you know, that's just how that type of career is.
And if my old ass brain elasticity, if I'm because I'm like getting good at this stuff, and I did not think that I would.
So if I can do this, listen, my IQ is 71.
Okay.
Maybe not nearly true, but I'm not the smartest guy in the room.
And my IQ is not what it was 20 years ago.
So any of you guys who think you can't do this, you absolutely can.
There's also go learn a trade.
That makes a ton of money.
And you're going to work.
You know, if you've got the working class attitude, you're just, you're going to have a good time with it.
It's not the body beating slog that you think it is.
I mean, maybe in certain trades, but you're also going to get paid, you know, commensurate to that.
And have arguably better job security, too.
And I just wanted to add that while we certainly respect the humanities here at Full House, if you are choosing to go to a four-year private university for English or political science or international relations, you should probably get your head checked.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Yeah, there's not a good program out.
There's not a program that isn't paused.
You are going to be forced to take anti-white classes.
Go to the library.
Yeah.
The only reason that makes sense is if you are from a very wealthy family with connections and it's going to work.
You may be able to sneak through and make a career out of that stuff, but you're really gambling hundreds of thousands of dollars on an increasingly dicey proposition.
I just want to know how teaching anti-white classes.
It's lucrative.
Oh, no.
Oh, that was my other idea.
You know, those videos with like the fake sensei or the fake preacher, and they like wave their hand and everyone just like falls over.
Yeah.
I want to be able to fleece white liberals by like saying the N-word and they're just so agassed that they all just like fall over and I can like cure them or something.
Yeah.
But my other big piece of advice, and this is sort of a two-parter, and we did this like a year ago or something, but one, learn basic game.
No, not the Jewish version where you try and run around to get as much tail as possible, but learn basic game.
Read some, you know, heartiste, read some ruche.
And I'm going to go broken record here because Sam and I talked about it last week.
But one of you listening one day will go learn to dance and you're going to email me.
It is a cheat code.
Arthur Murray.
It's not a cheat code for women.
Yes.
80% of people who dance are women.
80% of men who dance are gay.
When you are the one heterosexual white man in a club who can actually dance.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me what happens.
It's true uh, real quick.
My, my wife and I were at a dance club in Moscow and I took my shirt off at like some crazy point, a bouncer came over and told me to put it back on Moscow.
Well I, I would say other guys in our thing who can dance, all will tell you the same thing I do, and it's funny too to find out some of the people in our thing who are dancers.
There's one guy I want to tell you guys about at the break you'll, you'll laugh pretty hard, but uh, it's Mikey.
Um, if you can uh, walk in place or or in the military they call it marking time one two three, four.
One two three four, if you can do that there's.
You know, 99 of all dancing is open to you.
You don't have to be the most coordinated guy on earth to like look cool in a club or look cool in a ballroom.
Well, and when I was younger I took a uh, it was four weeks in a row of four dance classes, ballroom dancing, and it's.
It is very basic, but this is important.
I if somebody's probably thinking, why are we wasting so much time talking about this?
But this is goes to very basic ideas about relating to women, how to take a woman in your arms to be strong that's what she wants to to guide her around and let her feel pretty, and all those things.
That's incredibly important.
And we're talking about dancing, but I would say uh, even even more broadly, guys that know how to talk to women as men, that that goes along the same.
I guess that's why I was saying like, learn some game 101.
Yes yes, I was gonna say that it's not so much the dancing, it's the confidence.
Yes yes yeah, even if you're like a very, very mediocre dancer, but you know how to hold a woman in your arms, how to bring her close, how to smile at her and all those things.
Yeah, that's, that's what we're talking about.
And i'll plug our get the Goringa episode that uh, Jo and Sam and Smasher were on.
Uh, I talked to mr producer last night and that one's at the top of the heap to get uh back up on bit shoot and youtube for younger guys who need a little bit of help understandably uh, increasing their chances to find their mate and then get on with fatherhood.
Good stuff guys, all right.
And the last thing I want to say about uh decisions you make when you're young and this goes without saying.
But dude, don't do drugs.
Don't do drugs right, don't make it normal for yourself, because a lot of people think that only young people develop drug problems.
But if you normalize drugs in your youth, it can come back around and get you five ten, fifteen years later because, oh well, I experimented when I was young, it's no big deal.
Stay away, dude.
Substance abuse is a mother and uh, if you just don't, Don't get in the habit, it's not gonna grab you.
Well, that's uh one thing to in line with that is that like uh I know a lot of drug addicts that no longer do drugs, but they still consider themselves drug addicts, right?
And that's the whole recovery process.
They never they will never say that they are not a drug addict, they are a drug addict in recovery.
It is in uh you know, it's perpetual, it never stops.
Um, and so if you just avoid it when you're young, then like you said, it won't be an issue.
Well, even somebody who gets clean, they have like they develop bad habits and they become unreliable.
Maybe you've known somebody like this.
I could name a couple people I have known like this that, yeah, they're they're clean, they're not on drugs anymore, but they can never be on time for anything.
You can't count on them, they're just you know, they develop those kind of bad traits.
I don't know, man.
A lot of the like 12-steppers that I know, and I'm not a 12-stepper or whatever, and I still drink sometimes.
Uh, a lot of the recovering addicts I know they became like ass kickers, rock stars, badasses.
You're talking about somebody who's in recovery.
I guess I'm just talking about somebody who kind of got past it and they're oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Because the people I know on recovery almost to a man, and I know of one guy in particular who's listening, like they call him the lunch lady because between the hours of 11 a.m. and 1 p.m., he does not stop stacking plates.
Okay, heard that corny ass line, and I had to use it somewhere.
But no, they're all, you know, gym rats, uh, you know, professionally successful.
Uh, so I'm pretty proud of all those guys that are those, those guys are great, but a lot of people don't make it to that level, too.
I realized that I was looking at the screen here and going down the pecking order, and I skipped over the man at my shoulder, Smasher to JO, because our hierarchy here, aside from me as the host, of course, was Sam had the most kids, so he always goes first.
Smasher had the second most kids, and then Jo was an expectant father when we started the show, uh, so we always stuck with that.
But uh, smasher, Miller Light, lots of you've got uh, what, like 20 years of life experience to share with the audience here?
Yeah, oh, 19 years.
What do you what have you learned in 16 years of living?
12 years old, what do you what do you think you can tell people?
12 years old, jumps out window.
Um, I don't know, I've been thinking about this for days now, um, and I can't think of anything great because you're dumb sticks out.
I mean, I'm just gonna do it.
Like, I joined the army at 18.
Uh, I will say I was uh not mature enough to go to college.
I had uh two full ride scholarships for two separate things.
Um, well, I guess I can just say it, it's not like they're gonna dox me.
I didn't go to college for biochemistry and for performing arts for the cello, two separate scholarships to the same school.
And they were basically the school was basically like, please just come here.
Um, but the thing with scholarships is that if you fail, uh, you owe all that money back.
And I knew that I wasn't mature enough to do to go to school.
Very Socratic of you.
You were wise enough to know your own ignorance.
Yep.
Yep.
And so I joined the army.
I also, I really wanted to, to be honest, which may have been a part of why I knew I wasn't mature enough, but it doesn't matter.
So that's what I did, kind of in line with like going and working for a couple years.
I did do a small stint in college When I had a broken pelvis and I couldn't walk for a while while I was in the army.
So they were basically like, well, just exist.
And that's what I did.
And I went to college for that and it was online and I hated it.
And I haven't been back since.
No regrets.
Would you recommend to a very young man to join the military?
That it's that's a really hard question that I struggle with because it's like, no, don't willingly serve Zog, but you could also potentially get a ton of sweet benefits out of it.
So if you're going to do it, try to join for the least amount of time you can.
Sometimes you can even get as little as a two-year contract.
Do that.
In which branch?
Any of them, to be honest?
Advise going into one of the safer ones.
It does benefit you.
You can go to college for what?
Free.
If I went to college, I would get paid to go to college because of the GI Bill.
But I guess I would recommend the Air Force because it is the easiest, but they don't job or anything like that.
So if there is a specific skill set that you want to get to use in your career or get certifications and stuff, then I would say maybe the Army because then at least you can pick a job, at least what's available.
And we parsed this one on our first episode with Skull over a year ago.
And the general consensus was it's, yes, it's tempting to go for the Benny's and the training and the clout and the all the rest of it.
But man, by the time our young kids are old enough, probably not.
I don't necessarily recommend it, but if you're old enough to join and you're listening and you are unsure of how to proceed with your life, maybe go for it if you can get away with a short contract.
And Iran still exists.
You know, like that very well could be.
Oh, yeah.
But so I did that.
And then I bought my first house while I was in the army, sold it.
Now I own a second house and I work in the trades.
I've got two kids and I'm only 26.
So I guess I am doing okay.
Just do what I do.
And you'll be on it.
It's funny that you're 26 because people freeze in age to me when I'm done.
Like, so you're still like 22.
22.
His beard is a lot fuller now.
No grays on him yet, though.
Not yet.
Any one major regret?
No.
My thing, I guess the fun thing about it is that like I had kids early.
I bought a house early.
I am arguably successful.
I'll stop panning my balls here any moment.
That's all good.
No, but I just say this mostly as like a stop.
Like, don't waste time.
You don't have time to waste.
Nobody has time to waste.
My actual, my only regret is like not taking the memes that I was sharing for a decade seriously sooner and becoming fully red-pilled sooner and then having kids sooner.
Sure.
And then taking more from the system sooner.
Take those memes to heart, kids.
Yeah.
I know it's like, okay, well, you got involved at like what, 20, 21 and did all these things.
How much sooner could you do it?
Shit, I wish I could have been doing this at 12, not having kids, but like totally aware of the world.
So, I guess my piece of advice would be: if you are young and you have young kids, or you don't have kids yet, and you're going to have kids, or whatever your situation, start teaching your children about the way the world works in a responsible manner, obviously, and help, you know, you may not have a lot of money to pass on to them with no chance of doing that.
That's fine, but you can teach them the tips and techniques on how to game the world for everything that we can get from it.
And that's what every other ethnicity does with their families and their children.
And white people are the only ones not doing it.
So, my big piece of advice is like, teach your kids how to get things that you could never get.
Even if you can't give them anything but knowledge, give them as much knowledge as you can.
Amen.
Definitely.
Thank you, buddy.
All right.
Let's go to Nat Scott and then Cyclone of Bees, and then we'll take a break.
But don't feel rushed, guys.
We don't have to wrap it all up in one hour and then take a break.
So lay it on us.
And I do want to thank Nat Scott when I floated this topic in the chat.
He came back with a half a dozen killer nuggets.
So over to you, pal.
The floor is yours.
Sounds good.
I got one I mainly want to talk about.
And if we want to in the second hour, we can kind of do the lightning round of the other ones.
But the one that is especially important to me is a couple of years ago, right as I was kind of getting into our politics, I got a call from my parents that my grandfather was not doing very well and it was very likely that he wasn't going to make it.
A couple years before, my dog had died.
And as I definitely got my sentimentality from my mother, but one of my big regrets about that is I didn't say goodbye to him over the phone when they had to put him down.
And so when my grandfather, I heard that my grandfather was sick, the first thing I did was, all right, I'm going to be driving back home as soon as I can.
I'll be there this weekend.
And was able to go talk to him.
He was unconscious most of the time, except the one day I was there.
He became conscious again and was talking to us.
And it was amazing.
It was beautiful.
He did end up passing, but we were all able to say goodbye.
We were all able to say, you know, I love you.
And it made it a lot easier being able to have that.
And so my advice is, it was tough too, because as soon as he passed, I felt this immense, and it was the last grandfather, last grandparent that was alive.
I felt this immense loneliness.
Like it was, it was almost like every single person in that generation was gone, even though it was just my grandfather.
And your grandparents, and for those of you who are older, too, your parents as well, they're an amazing resource.
They're someone who has lived through a lot of what we're going through now, although definitely different generations, different eras.
But cherish them, value them, talk to them.
If you haven't talked to your grandparents in a month, give them a call tomorrow.
You know, you don't know what the future holds.
You don't know what's going to happen next.
And at any moment, fast.
Yeah, any moment they can be taken from you.
And that's essentially what happened.
And again, I'm eternally grateful that we were able to have that moment with him.
But there's still so much I wanted to ask him, so much I wanted to talk to him about, especially as I got into our politics more and wanted to know what he went through in that time, you know?
Yeah.
Absolutely, buddy.
We take their existence for granted.
And to be honest, sometimes octogenarians or 90-year-olds can, you know, be a little bit difficult to spend time with, or you have to talk louder and regardless.
Put the work in.
Like, this is a really dopey example, maybe, but he's a white man.
Regis Philbin died the other day, 89 years old.
In otherwise good health, you know, he's this famous dude.
He does TV shows.
He was still kind of active.
He didn't have a show going at the time, but he wasn't like super sick.
Well, at 89, you have a heart attack.
You don't live through it.
And the day before Regis Philbin died, nobody thought he was 24 hours out.
No.
So understand how quick it can happen.
Herman Kane, R.I.P. 999.
Get a godfather's pizza in honor of the band.
I don't know how the hell that was such a big thing.
That must have been out in the boonies or something.
But yeah, regret is a bitch.
And you don't want to live with deep regret that you didn't do something as simple as writing a letter to your grandma or grandpa or giving them a call.
And I have grandparent remaining.
And thank you for that, Matt.
I will call her or write her tomorrow.
That's on me.
Yep.
And it was good too, because as maybe silly it might be, the regret I had for not saying goodbye to my dog saved me from regret for not saying goodbye to my grandfather.
And so I was able to have that.
And if something like that happens too, there's nothing more valuable than being there for your family and being there for my father and my mother and the rest of my aunts and uncles and all that when they need it most.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very good.
All right.
Bees, your time in the sun, buddy.
Thanks for being so patient with us.
No problem.
Thank you.
So I just wanted to add on to the drinking and drugs thing.
I mean, but if you're already listening to this, you probably aren't a degenerate weed, bro.
But, you know, just don't do that.
It's like possible there's a couple out there.
If you are.
Wow.
But yeah, it's just weed culture is so gay.
It's just, yeah.
But Mr. Producer, you're going to have to bleep this, but drugs are for sure.
Absolutely.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
Yeah.
We leave that all true, guys, for dramatic.
Yeah.
It's true.
Yeah.
I mean, I was a bit degenerate when I was growing up, but it's just better to just avoid that stuff.
Drinking and drugs is pretty much borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
And, you know, even if you don't have a drinking problem in your 20s, like, you know, you tend to go out a lot and going out is expensive.
And if I added up all the bar tabs for my 20s, like, you know, $100, $50 bar tab here, $1200 bar tab there, like maybe a couple times a month, it's a ridiculous amount of money.
I mean, I'm not, I don't, you know, you go out and have fun with your boys and stuff, but just be cognizant of that, like how much that's going to add up to when, you know, when you're 30, where you could have put that money and done something else with it.
The boys once a weekend, and it's like, okay, so I'm spending $400 a month on this.
You're not making a lot of things.
Yeah, you're falling out and just throwing it away at a bar and then leaving a generous tip.
And you get home and you feel like garbage the next day.
No, it's especially for young people listening.
Oh man, do I regret way too many big bar tabs and hangovers in my place?
I'll get a little degenerate.
We used to do this thing, obviously, before we had kids.
Anytime we'd go out, we'd try to get other people to buy us drinks.
So standing at the bar or whatever, somebody would approach her and then, oh, can I get you a drink?
And she'd be like, thanks.
And then walk away and give me two and then bring you.
In addition to that, if you count the amount of Saturdays and Sundays, just laying on the sofa or in bed all day, recovering from a night out, I mean, that's ridiculous, too.
It's a ton of wasted time, like a lot.
I mean, you know, all those nights of going out and then you feel it the next day, it's like where you couldn't have been doing something productive.
It's a lot of time wasted.
I've got to binge watch the office a lot.
I'm just kidding.
If you like it, you suck.
Kevin spills the chili, bro.
Are you serious?
Michael Scott does the.
That's what she said.
Come on.
Who would ever make that joke?
I know so many people whose personality is the office and traveling.
The office and what?
The office and traveling.
Like, oh, I like hanging out with friends and traveling and watching the office.
Yeah, I mean, you don't, you know, you're going to go out with your friends and you're going to go to parties and so forth.
But I just say, like, you don't have to have a drink in your hand the entire part.
Like, you don't have to, like, you finish your drink, get another drink, finish your drink, get another drink.
It's right.
It's, you know, you could probably have just as good of a time with half the amount of drinking.
Or if you, you know, if you do the have a beer and then have a water and have a beer and have a water type of a thing at the parties.
I mean, big advocate of that.
Yeah.
I'm on my second beer of this show and I had a water in between my beers.
I'm actually, I'm more likely to binge drink at a private residence than I am when we're out.
Not even because of money, but like a relaxation mind trick, I guess.
It's like, oh, I'm at home.
I can just like slam eight beers and not think about it.
But then I'm out and I'm like, man, I'm drinking a lot.
I got to drink water, pace myself.
You know, it's a weird thing.
And my little tag to this whole conversation is that drinking and driving is degenerate as hell.
And I will not stick up for you or defend you if you do it.
I was going to raise defense out.
Always bang that drum.
Yeah.
I bat signal on all of the major drinking holidays, any IRL events I attend.
You know, I've paid for a lot of Ubers because people think they're okay to drive.
And I disagree.
And, you know, I disagree strongly enough that your keys become mine.
Yeah.
I'm going to drive drive to your house right now.
A half-hour drive, dude.
You want to drink?
You want a drink?
Come over to my house.
We got good music here.
We got extra bedrooms and couches and the beer won't cost you anything.
Yeah, I crashed there.
It's a good deal.
How to ruin your life in one step?
Get a nasty dewy and you got $10,000 that you could just throw around?
Because if you do, okay.
Have fun.
Yeah.
But between court cards, lawyers, what it does to your car insurance, 10,000 is low ball anymore.
Yeah.
Yep.
My best friend in high school, we were at his house and we were within walking distance of my house.
And I had my girlfriend at the time, and I was like, we're walking home, we're walking home.
He's like, no, no, no, I insist on driving you home.
He was trying to be a little bit of a show off, but also like a good host.
And I was like, okay, man.
And within 200 feet, he got nabbed.
And fortunately, they let us walk home out of the back of the car.
And he wasn't even that drunk, you know, but he just took a turn a little bit wide.
And that was really nasty.
And especially if you're under 21, dude.
Oh, they are going to torch you.
All right, gentlemen, I feel like we barely scratched the surface of this one.
So that means we got an extra special second half coming, and we'll keep it a little freer.
We've gotten our top lines off of our chests, and now we can let it ride a little bit better.
But to take us into the break this week, we didn't note that Charlie Daniels died earlier this month at the age of 83.
Yeah, I think it was Corona.
I always thought that The Devil Went Down to Georgia was a pretty lame song of his, but this one that we have in store for you is one for the ages because what's better than Boomer's Fed posting?
So, Mr. Producer, thank you for keeping us on track tonight.
And please, for the audience, put on Simple Man by the Charlie Daniels band.
Don't go anywhere, fam, or I'm going to make Smasher sleep out in the rain tonight.
We'll be right back.
He's smiling.
He probably wants to.
We'll be right back.
They call me a red nickel ricket and I am.
But this thing's going on with the man down to the core.
I have to work like a dog that make ends meet.
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street.
And I'm maddening to hell.
And I ain't gonna take it no more.
We tell our kids to just say no.
And then some panty waste judge lets a drug dealer go.
Slaps him on the wrist and it turns it back out on the town.
But if I had my way with people selling dope, take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope.
I'd hang them up behind a little swang till the sun goes down.
Hey, you know what's wrong with the world today?
People not gone, put their Bibles away.
They're living by the law of the jungle, not the law of the land.
And the good book says it's all I know it's the truth.
I boy and I tooth for a tooth.
You better watch where you go and remember where you ban.
That's the way I see it.
I'm a simple man, and a man would not harm a mouse.
But if I catch somebody breaking in my house, I got a 12-gauge shotgun wetting on the other side.
So don't go pushing me against my will.
I don't wanna have to fight you for the dern show.
If you don't want trouble, then you better just pass me all right.
As far as I'm concerned, ain't no excuse for the raping and the killing and the child abuse.
I got a way to put an end all at me.
You just take them rappers out in the swamp.
I put them on their knees in time to a stone.
Let the rappers in the boots and the alligators to the ring.
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today?
People don't know.
Put their Bibles away that are living by the laws of jungle.
Up above the land That's the way I see it.
I'm a simple maid.
Watch where you go and remember where you've been.
That's the way I see it.
And welcome back to episode 57 of Full House, second half, best half.
Big F for Charlie Daniels.
I do love that song.
And we had a lot of fun on the break, of course, talking about stuff that we kind of wish was on mic and recorded for the show.
But the TLDR is that we are the official no weed gang of our cause.
Don't do it.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, we talked about stories of this and that that we may or may not have done in our past, but it's just so not worth it, especially you see so many people dropping dead from drugs these days.
Just one weed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, you know, I don't want to get any angry emails from the rare pot smokers in the full house audience, but it's just like it is a gateway for some people.
And even if you like were able to get away with some things in your youth and it didn't become a problem for you, it might become a problem for your friend or for your brother or for your girlfriend or something like that.
So I know a dude who said weed really loud one time and his blood went to a full boil and he died.
Even worse said it.
Just said it.
Even worse than dying from an overdose too.
You could also be a weed smoker.
All right.
Let's do a drug post here in the second half.
It doesn't make for good content.
But anyway, yeah.
All right.
Right up at the top here, second half, huge biggest congratulations to two great friends and fans of the show.
The friend part is more important than being fans of the show.
But on the very same day, as we hinted at last week, everything went great.
And both B and H had their own new life come into the world earlier this week.
It was a bad day.
What a day, man.
What a day.
Yeah.
Boy and a girl.
One went pretty fast for a first baby and the other one was a little bit longer, but they got a girl.
We're going to post those baby pictures on the Telegram channel.
No, I'm kidding.
Unless you want us to.
Happy to.
Anyway.
I love telling guys who just had a baby poyed.
Picture it didn't happen.
Oh, yeah.
That's one of those acronyms I often forget.
I'm like, what the hell does that one mean again?
Yeah.
What did I ask you earlier?
What is U-Woo?
Uhu?
Oh, no.
This is a Bell Delphine video.
You figured it out.
But, Sam, I did have a question for you.
What was the name of that insect that you're a fan of?
It makes honey and it has nests and it can sometimes sting you.
B bees?
Bees nuts.
Cyclone of boo.
Oh, I'm sorry, Dad Hubert.
Yeah, I think there were maybe about a dozen D's nuts jokes around the dinner table here with Smasher and Junior 2Ys.
He's like, I know what's coming.
No, if I'm not making D's nuts jokes, I'm saying not with that attitude.
Okay.
Speaking of Cyclone of Bees, he was a good sport in the first half and he's got more wisdom to share with us.
So let's go straight to you, sir.
Whatever you want to talk about that our younger audience might appreciate and learn from.
So the one thing I wanted to add was when you first get your first job, it's tempting to spend a lot.
Like, you know, you have money really for the first time.
And it's something to spend a lot on stuff you don't need.
And, you know, I'm in my office man cave now.
And if I just like, you know, hobbies and stuff I've had over the years and just dumb collecting things.
And, you know, if I just put a dollar amount and everything, it's just like, you know, those bar tabs, it's just a ridiculous amount of money.
And just by the time you reach, you know, middle age, you accumulate so much stuff.
Like, you don't need all this stuff.
Are you admitting you dabbled in bugmanism there, Bees?
I mean, I collected comic books when I was like way younger, but I mean, just like I had CD collections, but I mean, that's not really a thing.
I mean, you just like, you know, kind of a streaming subscription, so you don't really do that.
And I like bought DVDs, just like a lot of like just or just books.
Like, you know, a lot of them I haven't even read.
And or just, you know, too many t-shirts.
Like, I have a closet full of t-shirts.
Just all the things that you don't necessarily need all this stuff.
And you can, it is nice to, when you get your first job and you, you start having some money to spend, but you don't just, you know, don't, don't go hog wild and realize that like all this stuff builds up over the years.
Yeah.
And yeah, poor dad, rich dad theory, you know, the stuff that you waste early in your youth is stuff that could be going into investments or savings and compound interest and all that stuff.
So all those baubles, and we get it.
You know, you're like, hey, I got some walking around money.
Let's buy a fancy chair from my studio apartment, you know, but be thrifty and that stuff will pay off in the long run, assuming the financial system doesn't completely melt down.
So yeah, I wasted a lot of money as a teenager.
I was making good money.
I was working at Best Buy in Geek Squad, making like way more money than anybody else that I went to school with.
And I spent all of it on like booze video games and taking girls on dates to Chinese restaurants.
Chinese restaurants are easier to get drinks when you're underage, too.
They don't beer at anybody.
It's like all Asians look the same if you're white, but if you're Asian, all whites look the same.
And so they're just like, yeah, here's your sake, Mr. Go ahead, Beast.
So then on the ladies, one mistake I've made a few times when I was younger is staying in dating girls too long, right?
So if you're young and you're in a bad relationship, I'm not talking about like marriage, but if you're dating for somebody for a few months and they're not the right person, just move on.
It's really, you're wasting time.
And some women are just crazy.
It's just best to end it.
I mean, yeah, the thing is, it's like the crazy girls, like they tend to be good at things, but so that makes it so hard to end things sometimes.
But just get out of those relationships that are not good when you're early on, you know.
No, there's a big time sink that happens, and you can fall into a bad habit.
And the term that I've heard applied to it is serial monogamy, where you date some girl for two or three years.
You knew early on that it really wasn't going to work out long term, but you were having a good time.
You didn't want conflict, so you stayed together with her way longer than you should have.
And then you go and do that again.
Fear of being and then you just hang out and maybe sleep with her friends in perpetuity for you.
There's that fear of having a dry spell, you know, once you break it off.
But you'll move on.
Another girl will come along.
And that's another thing.
Like when I was talking about learning basic game, dry spells, I mean, whatever.
Like, it's just not that big of a deal, man.
It's a good opportunity to practice no fat.
Yeah.
I have a virtual library of one-liners or pithy sayings that I've sort of accumulated in my mind, and I've also put them in my notes for the show.
But one that really sticks out is partially because it was my father who said it almost as a mantra.
Sort of, you know, my dad is a northern Germanic Nord, a little bit dour, a little bit cynical about the whole world.
But he always said that people never change.
And you can call that cynical or whatever.
But from my experience, and I got a couple nods and agreements when we were talking about this before the show, like do not expect someone to change behavior.
Sometimes they do, sometimes they'll surprise you.
But in life, if you see a habit or a general characteristic of someone, to think that they're going to turn that around, whether it's your brother or your girlfriend or your wife, the most likely outcome is that what you see is what you get.
And there's not going to be some great paradigm shift, no matter how hard you try or wish.
I don't know that I'm in with that.
And I do see what you're saying, and I understand the validity.
And this is a conversation that a lot of people have had over several generations.
But are you at all similar to who you were when you were 20?
I mean, certainly politically and ideologically, I've changed, but I'm still the same person, I'd say.
You know?
Yeah, I don't know.
Just like my level of responsibility.
Like, I can see someone looking at 20-year-old me and saying, oh, well, this guy's just never going to amount to anything, man.
He's lazy.
He just wants to hang out.
And I feel that, like, one of those core things that one would assume could never change is laziness.
You know, like, you've either got drive or you don't.
And I'm very different in that way.
That can change for sure.
I've seen that.
Well, I will say, I think I'm much more empathetic than I was when I was younger.
You know, think of like an acorn, right?
An acorn is an oak tree, right?
So the thing becomes itself, even though it changes.
It's becoming more itself over time.
What does an acorn say when it grows up?
Gee, I'm a tree.
Math jokes.
You got math jokes.
Mr. Producer is a smart guy.
And one day he's going to come on a show, but Smashers is meh.
He says that, yeah, people change, but the time it takes to do that is far too long for it to be practical.
So maybe he's thinking in terms of mates and people that you're dating.
Um, but I, yeah, I guess, of course, some people do change, uh, but don't expect it and don't hang your hat on it would be something that I would tell you or the change.
Yeah, it's not gonna happen short term.
I'm definitely with that, and especially like change comes from change, I guess.
So, like, staying with the same person, and by the same person, I don't mean the other person, I mean you, right?
Uh, if the person that needs to change remains with you, then they do not have the stimulus or impetus to actually change.
Kind of like a certain political candidate.
If we're just if we'll just vote for him for nothing, no matter what he does, then he's not going to do what we want.
Right, good point.
All right, I'm going to shut up and let you guys run with uh, whatever you think is important.
How about a thing?
See y'all next week the last episode of Full House.
We're just giving everything in one show, and then it's lights out.
Just say one of my uh regrets for my young adult life also was uh that I played way too many video games, watched too much TV, and watched too many movies.
Um, pretty much all of that time was just sunk down into a pit of nothingness.
Um, you know, go ahead.
I was gonna say, some of some of those games have a counter on them of the amount of hours you put in, yeah.
When you look at that, it's like weeks, yeah, like uh, Sufi and some of the total war games, and you know, not gonna say I didn't learn some things from that, and of course, I most of the time I would listen to a podcast while playing, but um, especially Netflix and college and hours of Minecraft and all that, it does it is just a waste.
Um, when I think about what I could have been doing instead of that, it's it's I'm glad I never caught that bug, man.
Yeah, I never got the video game germ, and I don't know if this translates, and I probably sound like a boomer, assuming it does.
But if you're that into video games, learn to code.
Well, you know, you know what it is, everybody needs time to blow off steam and stuff like that, so you set a limit on it if it's 30 minutes or 60 minutes, something like that.
You know, I remember when I was young, that you would always hear people talk about all the time that young people waste watching TV, and it's true, you know, but but there's there's nothing wrong with maybe relaxing for 30 minutes or 60 minutes of either watching a show or playing a game or looking at something for a few minutes.
But break it off and go do something useful with your life.
And I am happier, I am happier when the kids are playing Minecraft as opposed to just passively watching something, yeah.
Yeah, stuff and I even think it's okay to binge every now and then.
Like, I remember before Netflix and streaming services, uh, a network, you know, TV show might do a marathon.
Like, I remember uh watching uh what was it?
Uh, really Asian guy just died, MythBusters.
Yeah, um, I remember watching like 10 hours of MythBusters, and like I wasn't wrapped in front of the TV, like I'm going about my business in the house.
But Mythbusters was on the TV for like 10 hours straight, and at the end, I felt kind of guilty, but it's a thing that happened once, right?
And I like learned some stuff.
You know, that's a relatively informative TV show.
You know, when I hear a guy say, oh man, I played XYZ video game for six hours last night.
I'm like, dude, what the hell's wrong with you?
And they're like, oh, well, this is a thing that I do like once a month.
And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
Yeah.
I don't necessarily regret the time I spent playing video games.
I'll be that guy.
Well, I think about it.
And it's like, okay, when I was young, you know, young teen, and my time was not my own, dad would just come in and be like, go outside.
And then I'd go outside first thing in the morning.
And then in the evening, come home.
And it's like, well, what else am I going to do?
You know, I'd get in bed and read after playing video games to fall asleep.
So it was like, am I going to go sit and like consume sports with dad?
Maybe.
Yeah.
But no interest in NASCAR, but also you're old enough that the time is still obviously precious.
But, you know, 13, 14 years old, it's like, okay, you don't need cutie little kid bonding time.
Yeah.
You know, you can, we, we get more out of going and throwing a football or going to an event together than we do sitting on the couch and reading books or whatever.
Very true.
So it's like, okay, sure.
So I played video games for two hours every night, maybe.
No idea.
I'm just.
Well, I don't think that's so bad.
No.
And I do like coaches comparison there between TV and video games because one is a passive action and the other you're like participating in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're using more of your brain.
And I mean, that makes it less bad.
I think video games in the before time were maybe not as bad insofar as like indoctrination goes.
Now you're starting to see pause get slipped in.
And so you have to be cognizant of that moving forward.
But like the video games I was playing were probably very much considered right-wing.
I mean, maybe not at the time because things weren't as politicized.
And I beat a Jew at NFL Blitz in college for several hundred dollars.
So I frog marched him to the ATM and I even gave him a little bit of a discount because I'm a nice guy.
But man, that was NFL Blitz.
I was the king of the dorms at NFL Blitz.
That's how we know you're old.
Is nobody but EA and Madden got to make NFL games for like a generation and a half.
So you had to predate that to tell that story.
N64.
Yeah.
All right.
Enough video games.
I'm already took.
Sam, you are older than us, have more kids than most of us combined.
And you're going to be the coolest grandpa, too.
So lay some more knowledge on us if you would.
Oh my gosh.
I don't even know where to go with that.
I thought for sure you had the whole hopper full, but let me think a little more about it.
Biggest regret of your life without getting too personal.
Anything you like a single moment that you well, okay.
Yeah, I would say maybe some guys can relate to this or you know the feeling that he thought it was a woman and it was only $40.
I'm sorry.
That's a dark lost secret.
Well, the thing of workaholism, if that's a real word, if you understand what I mean, this has been something in my life.
And I'm serious about it.
Not just, you know, I'm not trying to say, oh, I'm such a hard worker, you know, I'm a workaholic.
No, but I, it's something, something you can really feel.
And, and to you, you, you need to learn how to enjoy your time at home, time with family.
I, I experienced this even recently.
Uh, if I have a few days off or an extra day or two off, I begin to worry about what's going on at the plant.
And then when I get there, this is this, and this really done me kind of recently.
And when I got there and I started going about my things, I could feel my nerves calm down, you know, and I was back to normal, you know, almost like an addict of some kind.
And so, you know, be careful of that, you know, and now I do take precautions to work so many hours.
And then at a certain time, I say, well, I'm going to accomplish this or I'm going to work to this time.
And then I leave it off for the day.
But there was a day in my life where I did work 60 hours a week or, you know, 10, 12 hours a day trying to get all the things done, you know, out of, I don't know, ambition, duty, or something like that.
And looking back, I got to say it did hurt family life.
I think ambition and duty are real and they are motivators.
But I think sometimes, you know, and we'll use the fake term or whatever, workaholic.
I can't get enough workahol.
Old Simpsons, but I think sometimes you're running from something because I've been there.
I've been in the parking lot ready to part my workplace at several stages in my life, ready to go home.
Sam fuck.
Oops.
But I'd rather be in there than have to deal with what's going on over there.
And, you know, not in my present situation.
And that's, that's not just blowing smoke because being with my boy is always my favorite thing.
But I have, I can imagine, you know, if a dude has four, five, six kids and maybe a wife who isn't pulling her weight or she's a pain in the neck,
that you pull into your driveway and, you know, I did plenty of like pull into the driveway or pull into the parking lot at the apartment complex and just listen to the radio for an hour or two or my CDs or whatever I got going because I just don't want to hear your mouth.
I just don't want to hear a word out of you.
Like I'd rather sit in my car and chain smoke and I remember having a lot of these feelings like before there was internet on phones.
Yeah.
So it's not even like I could be on some social media chatting with people or something.
And I'm just sitting there.
Stryker wanted to say that time is more important than money.
And I knew what he was getting at, but I think one regret that a lot of maybe most parents have is probably that they didn't spend more time with their kids when they were young.
And I'm talking about maybe pre-teen years.
It's just, it's so precious and they do grow up so fast.
It's kind of a cliche.
But you really don't want to look back on those years and think, oh man, I was the guy from the Cats in the Cradle song, you know, too busy to have a catch and leaving for work early and coming home late, even if it means that you might be less materially well off as a result.
I was really guilty of this in the Army.
And when I got out, it was almost daily sending text messages to all the boys, like, hey, how's this project going?
How's that project going?
Yeah.
How was like the ceremony that I knew was being planned?
And it got to the point where it was like, I had to delete everybody's phone number so that I would stop checking in on it because it was just like, I had to, I've always been very guilty of that.
I have a nugget that I learned in college that will tee up Nathaniel for good stuff that he submitted before the show.
But there was this tall and frankly kind of handsome Jew in my fraternity who always said, looking good, feeling good, which of course sort of makes your skin crawl.
And at the time, it made mine too.
But it is true, whether it's a good haircut or losing weight or dressing right, if you know that you are looking good, you are going to be in a better state of mind.
You're going to be more confident.
You are going to be more satisfied with the state of the world as opposed to sitting around in your old t-shirt and not shaving and gaining too much weight.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I remember when I would, with my grandfather who lived in the city, as he would call it, he was going to town, which meant just going to the bank and a few things that were nearby.
And he would have a sport coat or a suit jacket on and he would put on a nice hat.
And I would go with him somewhere.
So yeah, I agree exactly with what you're saying.
You know, there's a lack of decorum in our society.
And it just, it, it just carries over into then how you act, how you perceive yourself.
Like how people treat you.
Put on a freaking jacket and see how people treat you.
People will treat you like you treat yourself.
That's right.
And in the old days, every man, if you look at old pictures, every man had a nice hat on.
You know, that hat, that's like your crown.
And a jacket, yeah.
Yeah.
They're hilarious.
And this has been a while.
It just came into my head out of nowhere.
Can probably find it on YouTube.
It's a parody of Turn Down for What, which is unironically a great song.
It's clean clothes that fit.
Yeah.
Right.
Just do that.
Just wear clean clothes that fit properly.
See how much better you feel.
See how much better people treat you.
No.
Richard's wearing his old ratty traps aren't gay.
Tank drops.
Yes, that was Blair White and the artwork.
He threw him in there.
And I was like, all right, whatever, bro.
You did the work.
So, and yet that was my Brussels graffon and the artwork from last week for a couple of people who asked.
But yeah, Matt Scott, in terms of, you know, looking good, feeling good, lay it on us.
Yeah, I've recently gotten in much better shape than I was before.
In college, I was definitely, I wasn't necessarily out of shape, but I'd be what you would call skinny fat.
So basically, tiny arms, a little bit of a gut, and altogether just kind of bugman, useless.
But nobody can tell when you're in a t-shirt.
Yeah, and that's part of it.
So, you know, if you're going out to the beach or whatever with friends, then you're going to be embarrassed.
But if you're just hanging out, whatever, people won't notice.
But if you put on even just a little bit of muscle, people will definitely notice.
Just a little bit, too.
It only takes a little bit for people to start saying, hey, wait a minute.
What are you doing?
If you have bitch tits, and if you have bitch tits, get rid of them.
And that's half the battle.
Yep.
And even like a little bit on the shoulders, a little bit of a wider back, all of that.
I mean, one of the things I've been focusing on a lot is lat pull downs.
I'm a big believer in wide supremacy.
So do those.
Do your deadlifts.
I've never heard that one before.
I like that.
I like it.
Woke wide supremacy.
So, yeah, you know, and people, I've had probably four or five people in the past couple of months saying, say, you look really good.
Like, what have you been doing lately?
And that's not just, you know, yanking my own chain.
This stuff works.
You're fighting a few weeks ago.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It was a good time.
Real quick, we had a guy come out to a meetup just last weekend, and I hadn't seen him in a while.
And I said, you know, obligatory no homo.
I was like, man, you look good.
He's like, yeah, I lost weight.
And he like, and he ended up writer, you know.
And in college, because I was kind of the average, you know, skinny fat guy, I didn't think that I needed to change, but I also didn't know what I possibly could be.
And if I had been where I am now back then, you know, who knows what would have happened?
Who knows the possibilities, et cetera.
You know, snowball effect with your little girl.
I mean, where would I be now?
I'd be a giant.
You're down in the dumps and you're a little overweight and you're single, you don't have a girlfriend and you're sort of living vicariously, possibly through us geezers.
You know, just start small, do one thing, as Skull says, go out for a walk, then go for a jog, start lifting weights, and it will change you.
Yep.
Absolutely.
I wanted to give credit to our pal Jack, who was going to come on the show tonight, but he couldn't because he's got kids and it's storming and all the rest of it.
He had a couple nuggets that'll.
Having kids precludes you from coming on the show?
Is that where we're at now?
I told him we got more than a full house here.
We got six.
I don't know.
So Jack said a good one.
Fives make wives.
Now, I'll dispute that because I would say nines make wives in before my wife says, why wasn't it 10, coach?
But it's a good point.
You know, middle of the road might be more likely to be maternal and stick around as opposed to some hot thing you find at a bar.
But we'll let that there.
I'll bang these out and then we'll go.
I don't like the scale of one to 10.
There's ones and zeros.
Yeah, there you go.
No, I do not.
There is no trap.
Jay only sees ones and zeros in the coding matrix.
Yeah.
From my degenerate friends, he says.
So this is literally like, you know, coming from a friend.
Don't marry the girl that gives you the best time in the sack.
Marry the girl who gives you the most.
When you're 50, you won't care if it was the best, just that it still happens.
That is to say, watch out for a girl with sexual problems.
I want to bring this up.
Girls who notice babies.
Many girls, young women would notice my dog instead of my adorable children when I would go out on walks.
Guys should be aware of this when they're considering a possible mate.
Dog park game is legit.
And whether you have a dog or they do, it's an opener.
That's all you got to know.
That's all you got to know.
Yep.
And his grandfather, his grandpa told him once after he told his grandfather, that once I get married, then I'll get a house and a truck and a dog and a sailboat.
And his grandfather looked and laughed and said, Build the house, get the dog, and sail the boat, and then the girl will come along.
Little moral hazard there with gold digging and putting the cart before the horse a little bit, but it was still a good chestnut.
That the greater you are, the better you are, the more likely you're going to attract.
That one, too.
Well, no, there's definitely some wisdom in there, but maybe scaled down a bit.
I've heard stories and experience in my own way.
You are going to take a girl out on a date.
Better have a car and a decent one, and it's clean.
Right.
You know, if you show up and you appear to be a man of means and that you have a vehicle and it's nice and you have your own place, hey, that's a signal to them.
This guy could take care of me.
Yeah.
If you want a homemaker, there must be a home for her to make.
That's right.
What was just said there about okay, maybe a sailboat is overdoing it, maybe a couple of generations ago it wasn't.
But to expect a guy to have like a place to live, I don't think that's outlandish.
You know, my uh one bedroom apartment I was living when I got married.
I took into account when I was choosing that place.
If I show this place to women, does it look like the sort of place that you know, because I'm trying to be serious, I want to be married, etc.
Does this look like a place that a serious man would live?
You know, and nothing in what was in that little mantra said, have a mansion and a Bentley and a yacht.
Yeah.
It said have the bare minimum.
You know, I don't think it's materialism or gold digging for a woman to expect that you don't live with your parents.
And there are cultures where men don't move out of their parents' house until they're engaged or they're married.
Well, we don't live in one of those.
And it's not that difficult to get a decent place and to keep it decent looking.
Do you afford a one-bedroom apartment and keep it clean and looking respectable and hang something other than you know stupid video game posters on your walls?
I don't know what these kids do these days in their apartments.
My retort to that is that any female born after 1983 can't cook, all they know is McDonald's, charge day phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.
My retort, though, is I love hot chip.
But if you're going to have a girl over, clean your bathroom.
Don't be that guy with a hair and like dirty bathroom.
Like, even when you go over at your friend's house, don't be that guy with a dirty bathroom.
Get it together.
And look down at your fingernails right now, dear single young white male listener.
If they are long and dirty, you cut them while you're listening to the show.
Yeah.
I don't even have to look.
I'm looking at Smasher's Shrek fingernails here, but he's been toiling in the Finstock salt mine, so he gets a pass.
I usually cut them pretty often.
This is the longest they've been in years.
Yeah, I never understand people with long, long, dirty fingernails.
That's another thing with the kids, too.
I'm always like, if I see their fingernails got too long and dirty, I'm like, oh, God, I've failed.
Let's go.
Something else that bugs me besides fingernails.
We talked about this the other day.
There's people that leave their mouth open.
Especially people that aren't even like, okay, if you're breathing through your mouth, stop it.
But two, at least you're doing something.
These people that just stand around with their mouth open, I should be able to slap you and like belittle you until your worldview changes.
Shut your.
I'm getting fired up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your pie hole.
Shut your mouth.
Stop it.
You look like an idiot, but you actually look stupid.
So stop it.
It turns people off.
That's another thing, too.
I learned about somewhat recently is the nose breather versus mouth breather dichotomy.
Chad, the Chad breather.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan, I was there too.
Don't lie.
Is this a Joe Rogan meme?
Yeah.
Oh, to like freak out about how bad mouth breathing is for you.
Yeah, it's terrible.
No, talk about tongue posture, too.
What was that, Matt?
Tongue.
Did you talk about tongue posture too?
That's the kind of second part of it.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
But I assume like keeping your tongue pressed on the roof of your mouth is Chad.
Yeah.
Basically.
See, it's it.
You're either a Chad or you're not.
I had never heard that before, but I knew it to be true.
Mewing, Mr. Producer says it's called.
And I missed one of his comments from earlier before.
He said, One benefit of being an older dad is that you've already got the career stuff under your belt.
And then you just have a job and spend as much time as possible with your children.
Easier said than done for some people.
It depends on your situation.
But yeah, don't.
Yeah, okay.
Just because our producer is like a world-renowned poet, your co-workers aren't going to be sitting there by your bedside when you're about to check off this mortal coil.
Your kids will.
So treat them right.
Spend time.
Very good.
All right.
Before we beat the audience too much over the head with all of our I will beat you over the head repeatedly if you smoke weed.
We have the man in the house tonight, and we joked about making him do Navigating the Collapse live on the show.
Oh, he's doing it.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse.
Thank you so much, pal, for putting in the time and the awesome excerpts and the tips for people.
So, Mr. Producer, if you would put on, I believe this is Navigating the Collapse segment eight.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse with your host, Nathaniel Scott.
One of the most discussed topics in fitness is supplements.
Which ones you should take and which ones are mostly just placebo pills.
Recently, I have updated which supplements I take and have seen big results.
Of course, everyone will be different, but this is what helped me.
One of the most common supplements is some type of pre-workout.
I've taken this for several years, but recently stopped, partly because I ran out.
After working out for a few weeks without it, I found that it did not do much for me, aside from giving me an energy boost that made beginning the workout easier.
Instead, take some caffeine and it will have a similar effect, or just power through with the sheer force of your iron will.
One ingredient most pre-workouts contain is creatine.
Long story short, creatine gives your muscles more energy and helps increase muscle growth.
When I dropped the pre-workout, I kept up with a creatine once daily, even on days I don't work out.
You can get a big bag of creatine powder a lot cheaper than a can of Ultimate Alpha Extreme pre-workout with rainbow candy flavoring.
I usually mix my creatine with glycine.
Glycine is a powerful antioxidant, which increases muscle gain, improves your sleep, and may improve your memory.
It's very sweet and can be used as a healthy sweetener.
I usually drink glycine and creatine in a cup of chamomile tea before bed.
I also take another sleeping aid before bed, zinc and magnesium capsules.
Zinc helps your immune system, is good for your skin, and is essential for male fertility.
If you're trying to increase the size of your family and create an immortal soul with your lovely lady, zinc might help with that.
Finally, drink protein powder after a workout.
I mix it with milk and add in a few raw eggs.
You can't taste the eggs, and they add some protein and vitamins.
To close out, the words of Oswald Mosley, March 24th, 1935.
We count it a privilege to live in an age when England demands that great things shall be done.
A privilege to be of this generation which learns to say, What can we give rather than what can we take?
For thus, our generation learns there are greater things than slothful ease, greater things than safety, and more terrible things than death.
This shall be the epic generation which scales against the heights of time and history to see once more the immortal lights, the lights of sacrifice and high endeavor.
summoning through ordeal the soul of humanity to the sublime and the eternal.
The alternatives of our age are heroism or oblivion.
There are no lesser paths in the history of great nations.
Can we therefore doubt which path to choose?
Let us tonight at this great meeting give the answer.
Hold high the head of England.
Lift strong the voice of empire.
Let us to Europe and to the world proclaim that the heart of this great people is undaunted and invincible.
This flag still challenges the winds of destiny.
This flame still burns.
This glory shall not die.
The soul of empire is alive and England again dares to be great.
Awesome, buddy.
Thank you so much.
And I like to picture you letting your viral flow behind the microphone as you get up into high dudgeon there.
Or like black metal poses.
Like, what do they call it?
The invisible oranges?
Like the.
Yeah.
I want to see the dramatic reading.
IRL.
That's right.
The neighbors definitely get some kind of a view through the window sometimes.
Standing there like a great Germanic statue.
Yeah, it's still hands on hips, mic and face.
Especially for the Hiller one.
That one, I was screaming into the mic.
Yeah, I wasn't joking that one when we were like, all right, let's cut the tape and let's roll.
It was really good.
Good stuff.
Well, hey, in your honor, Pal, and thank you so much for doing these for the show.
Anything you want to drop on the audience before we move on?
Let's see.
We talked about grandparents and nutrition video games.
Yeah.
One other thing I'd say is, and this is probably a pretty generic talking point, but definitely pick your friends wisely.
A lot of people talk about how your friends can be a bad influence on you.
But I think a bit more common in our modern culture is instead of leading you towards something bad, like we talked about earlier, like drugs or something like that, they could also lead you to stagnation.
And where it's kind of like what we talked before, you're watching movies, you're playing video games, you're, you know, the Rick and Morty soy boy, and you're not going to go anywhere with them.
So you need to pick friends who will build you up and at the same time, also find people who you can build up yourself.
Well, iron sharpens iron.
Yeah.
So, you know, your friends should be able to add something to your life, maybe people with good skills or people that are accomplished in different ways, you know, and likewise, you should be the type of person who is a good friend in that same way.
And it's not an excuse to be a sociopath.
No, and we talk a lot about the effect of mass media and culture and the pause in our culture and society.
But I want to say, at least from personal experience, it's not necessarily going to be the video games or the movies or even the full court press on your children to get them to love miscegenation.
It's probably going to be a bad friend when they're growing up who's one person.
Yep.
All it takes, all it takes is one and a sleepover, and then they're coming home with a new habit, right?
So we haven't had to cross that bridge with our young ones yet, but not really looking forward to having a bird dog, the personal relationships and being that dad.
But I think you have to do it.
I know from personal experience.
The way to get in front of that is by homeschooling, by having a large family.
When my children were little, they were friends with each other.
They didn't have too many outside friends or really any below a certain age.
They didn't have any outside friends.
So that's how you keep those influences out of your home.
Yeah, grandparents love, grandparents and non-homeschoolers love to fret about, oh, they need the social interaction.
Oh, we're homeschool kids.
And you're just like, do you really know what the world is like out there?
Have you paid attention?
I might have had a point in the 80s, like now.
Oh, yeah.
True.
There used to be a particular version of weird that was homeschool weird.
You know, talk and talk too much.
But part of what's weird about homeschoolers is that they don't talk like little kids until they're 15 because we have this bizarro system that says you should only learn with people who are plus or minus a year your age.
Right.
And there's like a certain like, I guess, precociousness or something to a child that doesn't speak like an idiot.
Right.
Consider it disjointing and weird.
And that's completely wrong.
And most homeschoolers I've met too through church and stuff like that.
When I talk to them, I can't tell essentially they're homeschoolers other than they're maybe might be a little bit more articulate than the regular kid.
And then they say, Oh, yeah, we're homeschooling.
And I'll say, Oh, I didn't even notice.
And they're like, Yeah, that's kind of the point.
You know, it's uh, we're not that much different.
Yeah, there was a curve because there was a period where like I could spot a homeschool kid in two sentences.
Um, but but people definitely worked that out.
I was clearly not homeschooled, never schooled.
Uh, all right, we are before you check us out, coach.
Um, I want to tell Nathan: um, set pieces are a pain in the ass, and to do them on your own, um, with no input, no editor, you just have to do it every week on time, and it has to be right, and you have to be able to believe in it.
Set pieces for podcasts are harder than having a conversation.
And I've done set pieces, and I've been on shows with set pieces, and it's a very difficult task to undertake.
So, you're good at it, and I appreciate it.
And just the craft that goes into it needs to be recognized.
It's totally different than having three or four dudes to bounce your thoughts off of, and then you riff off of them.
You're on your own little island, you're all alone, you're doing it yourself, it's a pain in the ass, and you do a great job.
Thanks, man.
I really appreciate that.
And if anyone in the audience or in the chat wants to send me any good quotes from leaders of the past, you're of course always welcome.
Dude, writing the Europa report, yeah, or the couple of times that I've had to perform in set pieces, like you have no feedback, man, until it's over.
And you're kind of worried that, like, maybe people are just saying you did a good job because they don't want to be jerks.
But you got to remember that they could have said nothing, right?
They don't have to tell you you did well.
And it's a bummer that we don't have a comment section.
They don't have to tell you you did well, they can just say nothing if you didn't.
But well, the rule of thumb is it's you'll only get one good comment, you know, whereas the bad comments will be easier to come.
You get 10 bad comments for every good comment.
So, when you get good comments, that's worth a lot.
Yeah, and I get a lot of feedback from this show when I'm on it mostly.
But people dig the bit, and it's an undertaking, man.
And it stays in your head.
That's the thing is like you get done with one and you're like, and you take a breath.
You're like, okay, it's done.
Like, after you've finished editing and doing whatever you're going to do, and immediately, you're immediately you're like, I have seven days, seven days until I have to do this again.
Like, you celebrate for like 30 seconds or a minute, and then you hear it when it actually goes to air.
And you are, of course, like it's cliche, but you are your own worst critic.
Like, I could have hit this word differently.
I could have hit that word differently.
My levels were off.
I would give anything to be able to go back and rewrite this line.
All of that's fake.
It's only in your head.
Yeah.
All of that too.
I mean, whenever I do one, I'll listen to the bit that I record maybe 20 times or something like that.
And doing all the little edits and putting the music in just right and everything.
So most people, when they listen to it, they're going to listen to it one time.
Right.
Maybe two if there was a really great episode.
But I am actually working on, I'll be uploading the bits to BitChute.
So if people want to listen to individual ones at certain points, they can do that.
Yeah, good.
And then if people want to send me comments or specific quotes or pieces of advice, I'm always open to those.
I got one.
I'm going to fire over to you.
Sweet.
I just had one comment I wanted to make on the topic we were talking about earlier.
So on the travel, I think, you know, it's not like going to Takabo or the beach or whatever, but the one kind of, I think, type of travel that's maybe useful and beneficial is if you are able and have the means to do like a trip to where your family came from in Europe.
That I think is something that is worthwhile.
The guy who does that is completely different than the person who goes, I have family from Italy, so I'm going to go to Rome.
And like a Rome bit, like if you're actually going to go back and have a serious spiritual connection, like I know a lot of Irish guys in our thing who have been back to Ireland and like they go back to where they're from and it's not Dublin and it's it's like some broke ass, you know, village out.
They can't understand anybody, but I don't get it.
Um, I think there's definitely something special about like chasing down specific spots where your blood comes from.
Sure, and if you're gonna, you know, do something.
If you're gonna travel, do something with nature, do something, like you know, with our culture, rather than just, you know, go to the beach yeah uh, I mean, like I, I went to uh, I got the chance to go to Germany, go to like a lot of the castles on the Rhine, and that was really amazing.
Uh, we had a stayover in Iceland and that was, you know, we weren't originally intending to to go there, but uh it, that it's.
The country is still 97 white and they have the lowest crime rate on earth and that was kind of interesting to see.
Um, just the the level of like a high trust society.
Now, like they have their own problems with socialism or whatever, but it's not a country.
Yeah, I mean they're, they're part of the Shengen Zone, but they're not part of the EU.
I can, it is pretty, it was pretty amazing to experience.
I I do have to say uh, I mean, I it, you don't, you can it's it's, you can go to the capital city, I mean, given that there's less than 500 000 people on the entire island but uh, and just see white people.
What other capital city can you see in in the world that is just white?
Yeah, and we know guys who have done the true historical deep dive in Germany, including going to all historic places, and it sounds amazing.
And I wish that when we had been in Germany, I had done that instead of Berlin Wall and Frankfurt walking along the river and stuff like that.
So, yeah.
One more note on that, too.
For those of us who have ancestry going far back in the United States history, you can't, if you research that yourself, you can find your own ancestors, and a lot of them will be in fairly nearby, usually to your family.
That's what happened with me at least.
So, one year, what I did as a gift to my parents is I got them each a map of the area that they grew up in, and I put a pin for each grave of one of their ancestors.
And the maps had some overlap, so it was really cool.
And what we did is we went on a trip and we visited as many of these graves as we could.
And some of them went back, you know, two 200 plus years, and some of them were very close.
And so, we had this awesome experience where we were together, we were learning about our history, we were learning about our specific ancestors.
And my parents said, like, this, I was, I've been here when I grew up.
You know, I remember this hill, I remember this graveyard.
And we were able to have that really cool connection.
And you don't have to go all the way back to Europe to get it.
Although, that, of course, would be cool too.
Great point.
All right, gentlemen, let's put a bow tie on this one, as somebody says.
And I am eternally grateful to all of you for sharing your time and your wisdom.
And I hope the audience agrees too.
So we'll start right up at the top.
Sam, my man.
Thank you, sir.
Thanks, Coach.
Great discussion.
And thanks to our guests for being on here.
It really spurred a lot of good talking.
Amen.
Smasher, my brother from Another Mother.
Hew yeah.
Plug your word here.
I will say the essay that I told everybody to bully me about is done.
I did get bullied.
So thank you to those who did that.
You know who you are.
It is done.
At least it is written.
It has now been sent to hundreds of editors.
And feedback has been received.
And so I guess I'm working on the final draft now.
Yep.
We'll post that puppy when it's ready.
Will you?
Thanks for your hard work.
I don't know.
It depends on how we'll see.
All right.
J-O, man.
Thanks, buddy.
The voice of navigating the collapse will be the voice of navigating apps.
Turning on Hitler Boulevard.
Not bad.
All right.
You got a gig in the new order.
Nathaniel Scott, brother, thank you.
Great to be here.
Great to talk to you all.
And Cyclone of Bees.
Our pleasure as well.
Yes, thank you very much.
Thanks for inviting me on.
Happy to have you.
Full House episode 57 was recorded on a stormy and rainy July 30th, now July 31st, 2020.
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All right.
I had one in the hopper, but then I realized as we're coming here to close that Nathaniel Scott has been giving a lot to this show, and he is also in somewhat of the same boat as our target audience today.
He is younger and not yet married with kids.
So we're turning the DJ Booth over to you, buddy.
Take it away.
All right.
I'm a bit of an encouraging guy.
I try to be as best I can with my bit and all that.
So here's a song I really love.
It's The Mary Ellen Carter by Stan Rogers.
So enjoy.
Oh, yeah.
Good.
And thank you.
And thank you, Mr. Producer.
We love you, fam.
And we'll talk to you next week.
See ya!
See ya!
She went down last October in a pouring drive and rain.
The skipper, he'd been drinking, and the baby felt no pain.
Too close to three-mile rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow.
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low.
There was just a spy aboard her when she finally was awash.
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost.
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim that the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again.
Well, the owners wrote her off, not a nickel would they spend.
She gave 20 years of service, boys, that never saw any end.
But insurance paid the loss to us, so let her rest below.
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go.
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock.
She's worth a quarter million afloat and at the dock.
And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain.
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.
Rise again, rise again.
Let her name not be lost to the knowledge of men.
Loved her best, eyes again We've been with her on a barge lent by a friend Three dimes a day in a hard hat suit and twice I have had the bends.
Thank God it's only 60 feet and the currents here are slow.
Or I'd never have the strength to go below.
But we patched her reds, stopped her vents, dog action porthole down, put cables to her fore and aft and girded her around.
Tomorrow noon we hit the air and then take up the strain and make the Merry Ellen Carter rise again.
Rise again, rise again.
Let her name not be lost to the knowledge men.
Oh, those who loved her best, and were with their delays again.
There you see, to crumble into scale.
She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale.
And the laughing drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave, they won't be laughing in another day.
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow, with smiling bastards flying to you everywhere you go.
Turn to and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain.
And like the Merry Ellen Carter, rise again.
Rise again, rise again.
Though your heart it be broken, or life about to end.
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, my love a friend.