Nowadays, there's a lot of talk about hate crimes.
There's an entire body of laws against hate crimes.
Everybody seems to be worried about hate.
Hate appears to be the gravest problem of our time.
But hate is good.
Hate gives a structure to our life.
Hate gives us a reason to exist, a focus, something to strive for, an identity.
Hate is energy, pure energy, provided by Mother Nature herself.
Hate enables us to see through lies and pretense and helps us to concentrate on the essential.
Hate is democratic.
Even the rich and the powerful cannot hate more than their slaves and subjects.
And soon, hate may well be all that we have left.
Hate emancipates.
Without hate for slavery, you cannot break your shackles.
And without hate for injustice, there can be no justice.
The greatest achievements of the human race have grown from hate and from the ability to control hate.
Hate separates humans from animals.
Animals do not hate, but humans do.
Humans can hate for decades, sometimes their entire life.
We can even pass hate on to our children and keep hate alive for centuries.
Hate is a sign of abstract intellect, for only humans can hate people they have never seen or met, and only humans can hate concepts and processes.
How can we know what love is if we refuse to recognize and understand hate?
Love and hate are the two opposite sides of the same coin.
Without hate, we are only halflings.
In order to be complete, we need hate.
Only fools talk endlessly about love, but forget the hate.
Hate separates us from the meek and docile masses.
Do not fear hate.
Do not deny or reject hate.
Accept hate, embrace hate, learn to know it and learn to use it.
Hate is your most powerful weapon, a hidden source of your strength.
Do not deny it from you.
What the liberal elite fears most in this world is our ability to hate, because our hate will one day be the most revolutionary force on the planet.
our hate will destroy and create empires.
That was, of course, the always understated Finn, Professor Kai Moros, with an evergreen reminder from over a decade ago now.
If you haven't heard that one, hope you enjoyed it.
And if it's been a while, it's a good reminder.
If you don't hate that which is deserving of it, you're not even really alive.
I am your freshly fashion host, Coach Finstock.
Got a badly needed haircut today.
Back with another show dedicated to honesty and candor in an empire of lies.
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And we also had three anonymous donors.
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You guys know who you are, and we salute you.
Also, big thanks to Mr. Producer for getting our personal finance episode up from the early days of Full House from the vault, the $6 million men with some epic potato smasher artwork that is now up on BitChute and YouTube.
Had a guy ask either me or in a chat for some help with budget, spending too much money on candles, I guess.
And he asked and we responded.
And we're going to keep getting some of those old chestnuts up in the weeks to come as well.
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So, with that, we will get on to the birth panel tonight.
And we have an updated American White Power trio in store for you this week.
He has officially passed Potato Smasher for most appearances on Full House this week, which means that he will, of course, be first in the will for the Full House estate.
Sam, seriously, thanks so much for always making time for us.
Wow, what an amazing statistic that is.
Yeah, it's good to be here.
I'm enjoying some beers from Three Floyds Brewery tonight.
The only thing that's missing here enjoying this beer with me is J.O. De La Ray.
I wish he would see.
Oh, you spoiled it.
Oh, I didn't say he was on the show.
I'm just saying I wish he was here.
All right, I spoiled it.
But yeah, you know, hey, Coach, I've been in these last several weeks of very summery weather here in the beautiful Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
I've been, yeah, hey, you know, coming up, we have this, you know, Oshkosh has quite an aviation history.
There's the Aviation Museum here.
Come here and see it.
And actually, this week we've been having, they call it, it's like Aviation Week.
It's all kind of special exhibits and things in town.
So, you know, if anyone's in the area, come on out.
Very good.
That's wonderful.
Yeah.
But I've been taking care of the yard and raising my plants and all that.
I don't know if anyone saw my crops I posted there on in the chat, but things have been coming up good.
And one thing, advice I took from you, Coach, I remember how your dad said he would leave a portion of the yard unmowed just to see how the grass would grow up and just to kind of give some variety to the yard.
So I've been doing that for the last, you know, five weeks or six weeks.
And I selected this one little wedge here to leave it grow fallow, you know.
But as I was cutting around it this week, I just couldn't help but think this is like a Brazilian wax job, you know, and which is, which is funny for me because I'm more of a hairsuit guy.
You know, I like when they have the hair where it's supposed to be and all that.
But all natural.
Yeah.
So, anyways, it's good to be here.
Next man.
Outstanding.
Glad to hear that you got a little prairie growing in your backyard.
Yeah.
It's a cool little idea.
And it's always nice when somebody's like, hey, you know, you mentioned this and I gave it a shot and it was right.
Even from coming from the kudos are coming from inside the house.
All right.
And welcoming him back for the first time in, I don't know, it feels like it's been months.
It's probably only been a few weeks.
We've actually received a few messages from fans asking where he's been and when he's coming back.
And we're delighted to have you back, big guy.
J-O.
I was going to say J. Holio, but it's just J-O.
Thanks for having me back.
And I'd love to be sitting there drinking a three Floyds with you or as or as Derek Chauvin calls it, a two Floyds.
One was enough for all of America.
But no, it's good to be back.
I could use this social interaction.
This lockdown is starting to bug me out.
So I'm looking forward to it.
Same man.
I was just telling you guys before the show that I am grumpier and more surly tonight on Showtime than probably for any other show.
And it's not for any particular reason other than my internet has sucked worse than a bag of donkey ears, we'll say.
Seriously, like just in and out, in and out.
So you guys are really going to have to carry the show if I bomb out.
And I don't mind the audience knowing about that, that sometimes we have connection issues.
And then I was thinking today, too, like, I was just like, man, we're getting into, it's not the dog days of summer yet.
I guess that's more August or Indian summer goes into September, but it's just a little bit like Groundhog Day, you know, with the kids around.
And I was always a summer lover, right?
Like that was the thing I looked forward to when May and June came around in school, just getting the hell out of there and having nothing but time to ride my bike and play stickball and go to the beach and stuff like that.
And I always swore that I would never like look forward to the return of school, but I'm pushing forward and I'm almost looking forward to those back to school time jingles and then the advertisements coming in the mail.
So I got to snap out of it, get back to my roots.
But, you know, it's just toddler and daughter, of course, can do no wrong.
And then Junior's even been a little bit surly too.
Anyway, I will power through and not fake it till I make it.
But just talking to you guys makes me feel better already.
But I figure we start with JO since we haven't talked to you in a while, pal.
The first question, of course, is how is Lord, Lord cheeseburger, uh, he's, he's a, is he, he's a toddler now, right?
Is he starting to make those moves?
He's starting to.
He's not walking yet, but he's getting around.
And, you know, it's almost, I don't know, it's like disorienting when they go from they're going to be where you left them to now that's not the case.
Oh, yeah.
Like, hey, I just set you down right there.
I looked back at that point and you're not there.
It's the Lindbergh baby.
He's gone.
Yeah.
But no, he's doing great.
He's eating like a pig.
You guys might even be able to hear him a little bit.
He's having some kind of party out there.
Actually, we went to Whole Foods today, and we don't usually shop there, but they have all their specialty baby foods.
So I got him bison baby food.
Whoa.
We haven't given it to him yet.
So I'll report next time on how he enjoys that.
But no, he's doing great.
And you walk more than a wandering Jew.
You've always been a big walker.
But I haven't heard you tell a story.
Do you take him out?
Do you have a sling?
Do you go take your long walks with him or is he still staying at home?
It's mostly too hot.
I take him out for a brief jump, but I'll be gone for hours at a time to the point where, you know, in the dog days of summer, I have to be careful.
And that's actually part of what's cooping me up that much worse about all of this quarantine is I can't walk as much as I'd like to, at least not during the day.
So, yeah, that's not fit for children.
Rat in a cage by smashing pumpkins will be your theme song for this whole endeavor.
Yeah, we uh, you know, it's it's obvious it's hot everywhere in this entire country with the heat dome or whatever is going on, but I don't have to.
I saw that potato got flushed the other day, and that was the first time he had a physical reaction to it.
So, you know, tip for the parents: keep an eye on your kids if they get pink and sweaty.
Obviously, it's a thing, but we have to worry more about the pooch than anything else.
If she goes out for more than five minutes, she's like ready to keel over.
So it is funny to take him over to the pool, though.
He likes to be in the water.
So you wait till you know maybe seven, eight o'clock.
So the sun's still up, but it's not beating down on us.
And there's good shade around the pool, too.
And you only take him out there for you know 15, 20 minutes.
Yep.
But he loves it, man.
And parents, you have to offer the children water because especially the little littlest ones, they don't know how to ask or they can't ask.
So, you know, when the time is when you get a big thirst going, you know that it's like too late, really.
Yep.
Yeah.
We had a big potato and I had a pissing match today.
He refuses to say the word please.
He's been, his vocabulary has been growing slowly, but he refuses to say more.
His word for more is ga.
And every time he goes to the freezer, I know he wants one of those push pops or freeze pops.
And I'm like, all you have to do is say please.
And he just looks at me and frowns.
And I'm like, just say please, buddy.
I try everything.
And he just cries or frowns.
Maybe you could offer that he could say pour favor if he prefers.
Yeah.
But you might think it's funny.
You know, I give him credit for having such a steely will, the pain in the neck.
I mean, I'm like, man, you really like you will want to bend the knee to dad more than you want that ice pop.
So I'm like, all right.
Very good.
And Sam, you guys hanging in there more or less all good with the, you know, everybody's sick of this damn thing, but it really is coming back on us.
You know, yeah.
Yeah.
It's weird.
As far as the COVID-19, you mean, you know, our business has been largely, you know, depending what industry you're in, certain industries are extremely essential.
Let's say, you know, primary metals or power industry utilities and things like that.
You know, we're always needed, right?
Because everybody needs those basic things all the time.
So we've been largely unaffected by it.
There were a little bit of a somewhat of a slowing.
And, you know, the way the way that some businesses look at this is like, oh, it's getting slow.
Now we can get rid of some turds in the company that, you know, and so there's been that.
But now I'm, I'm telling you, it's jammed.
I mean, there's, there is more demand than ever.
And we got rid of quite a few people, but I would say we could use them.
I mean, we are jam-packed.
We're very busy.
So in a lot of ways, my life has been, I don't want to say unaffected, but well, yeah, demand for crack is largely unaffected.
Yeah.
You got it.
He's still got it.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like the economy is shedding its old skin, right?
All the retail shops that let's be honest, like you really don't need to wander through JCPenney and the gap, or not the gap, but J. Crew.
All these old names are shutting down.
But yeah, utilities, online shopping, grocery stores, just the essentials are booming.
Basic materials and things like that.
I mean, you know, that's just, that's how life as we know it continues.
So I was at Whole Foods today during what one might assume would be peak hours, and the place was pretty empty.
It wasn't ghost town, but it was not what you expected.
I want to say we walked out of there at maybe 6:30 and we didn't have to wait in line.
Yeah, it's been constant.
I really don't want to shop at Walmart for a number of reasons.
It's not safe.
Yeah, well, I've never had any, maybe by you it is, but if I mean, you see these videos where you get, see one white guy get attacked by like 20 Negroes.
I mean, you know, that's that's where it would happen.
It would be there.
Yeah, I'm going to steal JO's thunder here.
He mentioned that he can't shop at Walmart or he gets a sense of existential dread.
But it is good for keeping your finger on the pulse of like what's going on in terms of waistline development.
And but yeah, no, it's been pretty constant.
But, you know, my Walmarts are pretty white.
I've got like three of them to shop at, but everybody is bending the knee on the masks.
They're all in them now.
I at least, if I'm not wearing a skull mask, if I have just the medical mask, I do leave my nose exposed because I'm not, yeah, I'm not breathing my damn carbon dioxide in and out, even though if that's not really a big deal, I'm sure there's a medical professional out here saying that's not a thing.
But yeah, just when you have a big family, it's painfully convenient and cheap to go there, even if they are.
I had hoped at one point that they would be more middle American, you know, based out of Arkansas and not quite so global homo, but they are.
Well, you know, around here, I mentioned this, mentioned this on the show before.
The white people do not wear masks.
All the black people do.
You know, go figure what it's about.
Yeah, that's how it is around here.
Now, the only place that you got to wear one or you will get trouble is the pharmacy.
And that is the only place that I will wear one because there's a every like three minutes or five minutes, the message is going, if you're not wearing a mask, we will refuse you service.
So if anytime I'm going to the pharmacy, it's to get something important like a crack.
Yeah, more crack.
And, but so I do, I do wear one there, but that's it.
Anywhere else, and even in one state or another state, depending if you're close to the state line, some states are more strict on it than others.
But there's a lot of disobeying, but it's mainly racial.
You see the black people, they all wear masks, white people, and that's that's kind of against what I thought was going to happen early on.
Yeah.
Because I was kind of angry going, you know, going into this.
I said, I want to, and I said the exact thing, Walmart.
I want to sit at Walmart and see how many black people are going to wear masks.
But for some reason, they are the ones to wear it.
Man, that's got to be an outlier.
Well, I think a lot of thoughts have changed on this as time has gone on.
I think because it impacted black people harder in the beginning, now they're taking it seriously.
And I think it's almost like a Trump fan sign of defiance for white people to not wear one.
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen people put masks on to get through the front doors.
And then once they're in, they took them off.
It's fake and gay.
But, you know, I think early people.
But when you walk away, I'll be talking again.
Early on, I think everybody didn't know what to think.
So, you know, you could understand people going along with it.
But as time has worn on, like, I don't know anybody that's died.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's real.
People are, I don't think they're faking the death statistics.
No, but like, yeah, it's still certain demographics, it's certain types of people at certain conditions, whatever.
But just like some regular healthy person walking down the street and they're going to get it.
Even if some have gotten it, it's like not severe or life-threatening.
Yeah, we have friends who have taken it very seriously and they're like, we're sorry, we're just, we're following the rules.
We're even telling grandma to stay away or stay out on the porch.
So no play dates.
And the other day I ran into them.
I was like, just letting you guys know, no pressure, but we're totally okay if the kids play together.
They can keep their distance or whatever.
And they broke down.
They're like, oh, yeah, like, because the kids are at least in theory going back to school this fall.
And there's all these things going on.
It's going to get delayed strictly online, all in person or some blend.
And they're even giving some parents a choice.
And if you're under eight years old, you don't have to wear a mask.
But if you're over eight years old, you're going to have to wear a mask.
It's ridiculous.
It's like Tucker said, if this was real, the abortion clinics would be shut down and the liquor stores would be shut down and the lottery ticket line would be shut down.
Good line.
Yep.
Well, in the spirit of this, and not to go too deep into Corona, but in a more fiduciary or Gibbs or Shekels arena, I have been tracking fairly consistently from the get-go when there was those rumors of direct payments and rubbing my hands.
I make no mistake about it.
I pitch pennies and I like to count them and I like to see savings grow and stuff like that.
So I've always gotten excited about personal finance, whatever that says about me.
But for the benefit of the audience, a bunch of people asked about this and I've been putting out daily Gibbs updates on Telegram because it is a fast-moving situation.
But the latest that crossed the screen just before we're going to tape here the evening of July 23rd is that McConnell, who for some reason, he is as the majority leader in the Senate.
He's the one who goes first and basically sets the tone and then they negotiate with the Democrats in the House.
But he's going to release his, I think it's the fifth coronavirus aid bill early next week.
So Monday or Tuesday, which means that the Jewish staffers will be furiously slaving away in formerly smoke-filled rooms in Washington all weekend long, you know, banging out an 800-page bill and hoping not to make a typo or something that's going to empty the treasury any more than it already is.
But long story short, the bill's coming out.
They are going to do an unemployment extension plus some sort of federal enhancement.
So everybody knows that state unemployment is usually pretty stingy based on your income.
But then when the feds came in with the first $600 bonanza on top of what states gave, people were like, hey, this is serious money.
So apparently they're going to do 70% of your original income, which I guess would be what you reported when you filed.
And for most people, if you're staying at home, unemployed and getting 70% of your original income without having to drive to work and the expenses associated with that, I'm thinking, of course, we take the Eric Stryker line, give me it all.
We deserve it.
All the aid is going to big business and bailouts and rest.
Like, show me the money.
However, 70% of your original base income is a lot better than what they were floating originally, which was like a $100 per week boost, which would basically be $500 less per week from what unemployed people are getting.
So that's promising, especially considering that Democrats have been like, you know, it's inadequate.
So that might actually go up.
Mnuchin, who apparently is the go-to man for the direct payment funnel into people's checking accounts and debit cards and whatever, if you didn't file your taxes online the last year, he's said that there's going to be another direct payment.
McConnell originally said it was going to be only for people who made $40,000 or less, which in theory is single filers.
And if you're married, I would guess they would go up to 80K.
But I think that for unemployed people listening, you can definitely look forward to an extension, plus some federal bonus, not as generous as $600,000.
Plus, if you're not richie rich, you're going to have probably another influx into your checking account.
Now, whether that's adequate, whether that's fair or not, the point is there's more coming.
And there's a lot of people out there who are legitimately like, no, I'm suffering.
I'm out of work.
I'm at home.
The kids are driving me crazy.
And the least that they can do for either mismanaging this or shutting everything down is to pay me.
And I assume that you guys generally agree with that.
Well, I got my eye on some vintage screwdriver vinyl that, you know, that stuff doesn't grow on trees.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I assume that, yeah, you got the Sam gets like $50,000 for all of his kids when these things go out.
Oh, yeah.
JO says, I don't know.
Yeah, basically, just give me a bunch of money.
No libertarian twitching about the free market.
No.
If we didn't live in clown world, you know, I might expect people to give it the old college try, but we do live in clown world.
Yeah.
So everyone is feeding at the trough.
And unfortunately, you know, I remember the good old days when I cared about the federal deficit and the national debt and principles and free market and dissuasions to returning to work.
And now I'm just like, give me a break.
You know, sorry.
Too jaded.
Yep.
Yep.
Just fire it up.
Just put it right in my bank account.
You know, if it's all going to be faking gay, I at least want to not have my stellar credit score suffer.
Anyway, so that's that.
And they're also talking about all sorts of stuff about aid to states and money to schools to encourage them to reopen.
And I guess, you know, if you're a poorly managed/slash Democrat state, they're going to try to not give you money.
And if you're a state that's not reopening come August or September, they're not going to give you money.
But, you know, all that stuff is like the stuff that Republicans get excited about is like, yeah, who cares?
It's about, I don't know what people are going to do about the school situation.
I can say that, you know, I'm glad I don't have any children old enough to rely on school.
And just a little reminder that homeschooling is an option, everybody.
Yeah.
I mean, how are they going to learn about the Holocaust slavery and gay marriage?
You know, yeah, we'll, well, that's a very good point, J.O. Thank you.
We'll get the homeschool episode up too.
Mr. Producer, please make a note.
He's like, shut up.
And that reminds me of one time a well-meaning friend of ours when the kids were very little said to me, like, you know, and this was somebody who's in basic agreement, but she said to us, oh, but, you know, shouldn't your children learn a more well-rounded point of view?
About, I said, hold on, you know, 99% is all the other view.
All the institutions, all the movies, TV, textbooks, the curriculum, magazines, every institution you could name is saying the same set of lies, the same set of information.
And then you have my little 1% that I could try to say some different point of view.
And you're going to say that it's not fair to them because I'm dominating the thing.
Right.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
You know, the old line about like, how do you compete with 40 hours a week of indoctrination?
Yeah.
Yeah, even if they are.
And don't tell me what they're getting out in the world is well-rounded.
It's certainly not well-rounded.
It's all one.
One propaganda of one thing.
Everybody's getting 100% propaganda of lies, and then my kids are getting 99% propaganda and 1% truth.
So let's not get excited about that.
Mr. Producer says it's next on the list.
So, all right, we'll get our homeschool episode, which was really good, including a whole host of curricula that you can choose from.
One of our pals, I won't say his name, said that he looked into the Ron Paul homeschool curriculum and he was like, man, this is really good and it's really affordable.
So we'll just give that to you right now.
But definitely check that out if you didn't listen to it early in the show.
And yeah, I was just thinking it's funny.
They always beat parents over the head about getting more involved in the home, right?
Help them with their homework, get involved in their education, come into school, but just not so much that you do it all yourself, right?
Yeah, right.
Just a little.
Yeah.
We didn't want you to want you to do that.
Well, in terms of waking hours, how many kids spend more time with their teacher than they do with their parents?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Easily.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And Ivanka, oh, man, Ivanka trying to do the DR3 on Joe Biden for in the 80s saying that encouraging mothers to enter the workforce is deleterious to healthy families, which of course is true.
And Ivanka's like, look at this, you know, misogynist bigot, whatever.
Like, yeah, Democrats in the 80s were objectively superior to Republicans today and probably for the.
We all know that poor children are just as smart as white children.
That was another good Biden line.
My goodness.
Yeah, I heard an ad from him one day, and I was freaking out about it in one of the chats.
It was an ad on YouTube, and it's Joe Biden sitting there.
And I'm not going to remember it verbatim, but he says, like, hello, Americans.
For you two, I need to make talking about the issue.
And it's like, yo, how many tapes did they do?
This is the one they went through.
Yeah, that was the best one.
Actually, I want to sig you here.
If we're talking about homeschooling and segregating.
Yeah.
I have been teaching myself to code.
Right.
You got a future.
Yeah.
Me and a couple of guys decided, let's see if we can figure any of this out.
I never thought I'd have an aptitude for it.
I was never interested in it.
I thought I'd give it the old college try one time and be like, wow, this is for gay nerds and get on with my life.
I'm actually having a lot of fun with it.
Well, that's because it's for gay nerds.
That's why you walk right into that one.
No, I'm killing.
No, break it down, Jay.
There's probably a lot of people listening who either are coding curious or may need alternative employment.
Yeah.
Unlike with a lot of things that you would consider maybe like STEM or technical, because the nature of the internet is coding, more so than anything else, there's infinite resources in terms of tutorials, in terms of, you know, websites with practice problems.
And once you learn the truth of how important like Google your way to victory is, like, nobody actually knows how to code.
That's the big secret.
If there is something you are trying to accomplish and you don't know how to do it, you can just Google, how do I do XYZ in this programming language?
That's what Indian texts do.
And it's just going to come up and then you'll work it from there.
You don't, it's not like learning a whole language either.
You know, there's going to be sort of a cheat sheet of important words that you're going to need to know that hold a special place.
Things like if, while, true, false, and, or, all of those sort of have a job and it becomes intuitive.
And again, you know, even as much as I liked math and physics, coding never appealed to me.
I had never written a line of code until I sat down one day with a couple of guys on Skype and were like, well, let's take a look.
Nobody's had any serious formal instruction or whatever.
Like, you can learn this from scratch on your own.
And there's infinite resources out there and it's fun.
You know, like real quick, JO, basics, and full disclosure for the audience, about a month or two ago when JO got started and he messaged me.
He's like, hey, coach, you should really look into this.
I didn't think I'd like it.
And I just left that one on red.
Coding?
No, that is below me.
No, no, no, it's not, that's not true.
But what, I mean, when I think of coding, I think of people writing website code or like video game code.
Does it cover the whole universe of like software applications?
What is it exactly that you're writing code for or practicing to code?
Well, right now we're still pretty elementary.
And a lot of what we're doing is just exercises.
But we did go through and make like a choose your own adventure game.
And, you know, so it's like, oh, you walk into the deli and the Jew is trying to sell you, you know, a sandwich for a hundred shekels.
What do you say to him?
And, you know, depending which way you then input, you know, you've got five responses to choose from.
Like it, like a, I don't know, mid-90s text role-playing game.
Yeah, right.
A text game.
Yeah.
I remember those.
You know, I'm obviously not very advanced yet.
This is something that I've been able to put a couple hours a week toward for a month or two with a couple other dudes.
And actually, as I've gotten better at it and more comfortable with it, I've been putting more time into it.
Yesterday, me and another guy decided to do an all-day thing of just grinding out problems, almost like doing a math ditto.
Right.
But if you can pass algebra one, you can write code.
Yeah.
If you can pass algebra two, you can write great code.
And you don't have to be able to write great code to make good money.
Yeah.
Well, I'm old enough that I remember taking COBOL.
Remember that?
COBOL is actually a fascinating thing.
So half the reason unemployment was such a showa when everyone lost their jobs is all of the unemployment services, state and federal, are on, they are operated with the COBOL programming language, which was created a million years ago.
But COBOL writers make a ton of money because all of the original government bank Government and bank software is all on that language.
And governments and banks can't shut down for a month to change everything from scratch.
So these guys actually make an incredible amount of money.
And a lot of the time, you have to be physically present at the device you're going to be writing to.
So, and a lot of these guys are old.
Yeah.
And they're retiring and they're dying.
So someone who is on a one to 10 scale, if you are a six at COBOL, you're going to make $150,000, $200,000 a year.
And a lot of that money is going to be you getting a phone call at 3 in the morning from a Wall Street bank.
You have to get on a plane and go to the actual computer that is in a vault somewhere and go write code on it for three days and they're going to pay you $15,000 and send you home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, there's even though COBOL is that old and yeah, like you're saying, it's still being used.
But even for me, you know, maybe I don't use it now, but it was a building block to learn other things.
Back in that day, I also learned basic.
I learned COBOL and I learned Fortran, which is more like math and science type of a computer language.
And anyways, the type of logic that you're using in any of those languages is similar.
You know, the commands are a little different, the structure is a little different.
But, you know, and then people that move into machine language, which is getting down to how the computer actually works on its most basic level.
I mean, the actual zeros and ones.
Yeah, exactly.
So, I mean, that's all, it's interesting.
And as you say, it takes a smart person.
And I'm just thinking it's a white thing.
Yeah.
And you can work from home and make a lot of money, make decent money at least doing it.
Yeah, sure.
I've got a couple of buddies who are coders that just do contract work.
And once you're sort of in the scene and you get in with a couple, almost think of it like a temp agency.
These guys call up and they say, hey, I need some work.
And they're like, okay, well, XYZ company is building an app in this language and they need it to do this.
Are you qualified to do that?
And then you have to prove it, you know, or just your resume is so good and you've been with the company long enough that they know what you are or are not qualified for.
And that's what they're going to be doing for three weeks.
And here's the job they have to get done.
And it might actually be three weeks' worth of work.
It might be something they can get done in a week, you know, where you're expected to turn in X amount of work at the end of, say, a day or five days.
Well, maybe it took you five days to do that work.
Maybe you did everything on a Monday and just turned it in on Friday at the end of business hours.
And there's infinity work for these guys and they do well for themselves.
And I guess that's how I'm trying to sort of position myself, be able to work from home.
Nice.
I'm going to let you learn it all, JO, and then just teach me.
That's my shout out.
I'm not even going to use a SOC name because I don't know where else to use it.
But there's a couple of guys who are really good at this that have taken the time to sit down with me and one other guy or even just one-on-one.
Because you will come up against a wall sometimes.
There have been certain parts where I thought it was going to be hard or other people were having a really hard time with it and it just came to me really easy.
And then there's vice versa.
There's stuff that everyone else blew through and I'm still going, whoa, I have no idea what you guys just said.
And You can learn so much in such a short period of time with the right person.
And once I get good at this, you know, this is something that people are helping me out with.
So if I can pay that back into the community once I know what I'm doing, I'd love to be able to do that.
I'm going to give Mr. Producer a break and let you do the coding for the full house website.
That's the play.
Seriously.
Yeah.
MP has been doing a lot of work for us and we appreciate you, buddy.
Yep.
A couple quick things I wanted to note here in the first half before we move on.
I got sent, one of our pals in the chat sent me a way of the world video today, which I've seen some of his stuff in the past and enjoyed it.
Sometimes when you watch these things, you're like, yeah, I already know all this stuff.
Like it's slick propaganda.
You can only post these things so often, but it was extremely well done.
It was just a summary about how deep the rot has gone, how explicit the anti-white discrimination and hatred is now right out in the open.
So I'm just plugging that right now.
I forget, it's something about anti-white silence, but I will put that in the show notes.
And it is absolutely safe, in my opinion, to share with your family or whatever, because it's factual.
It cites this thing from there was some Treasury Department diversity training, which, of course, was developed and monetized by a Jew that was just, it was just a complete slap in your face and a whole host of other good stuff, including citing David Cole article on Tacky Mag, who is, of course, Jewish, but has done good work.
I don't think anybody can argue with that.
So regardless, check that out in the show notes.
I boosted it on Telegram today.
It was excellent.
And I sent it to a lot of people.
We had a question from a guy, and this is an evergreen one, and we've touched on it in the past, but he's like, how do I red pill my girlfriend?
And there have been articles put out there that may be archived if they're not live anymore.
And I don't want to, we could do a whole show on this, so I don't want to go into it, but I just wanted to let him know that you presuppose that you have to, that it's your job and that you should, right?
If you either have a normie or God forbid, you have a lefty.
Sometimes I just wanted to say real quick that sometimes these things happen on their own.
Like in my case, she knew all this stuff to a certain extent already.
And you also may not want to radicalize your girlfriend or wife for not wanting to make your life more difficult and more insane.
You may want a semblance of normalcy and normydom in the home.
You want her to be balanced anyways, you know, and do not become a Nazi nerd.
Okay.
That is not the way.
So when you show a woman that you care about her, you're interested in her, and that you're a well-rounded guy, you like to sing songs, you know how to dance, you're like a regular fun guy.
Then when you show the Nazi stuff in the proper context, then it all fits together.
See what I'm saying?
Because what we believe in is essentially good and is essentially natural.
But when you present it in this out-of-balance way, then that's where you're going to seem odd and record scratch.
Yeah, exactly.
And so to the audience, I'm telling you, Coach and Jo are suave guys, good-looking guys, guys that are fit and cool.
Of course, their women are going to embrace the message.
Because, yeah, because it's presented in this whole form the way we are.
And I mean, if you look back at some of those old photos or old videos of SS guys or Nazi guys from the man, those guys are the coolest guys.
I mean, even now we're looking back, or even other races look back as those guys are the coolest possible guys, you know, because it was a balanced thing like that.
So that's, that's how you got to be.
Yep.
Very true.
And yeah, the, and you don't have to fork it.
And I always like to point out, too, because a lot of guys ask about this.
When the red pilling process does have to start, there's somebody out there that bothers her.
Unless she's like a total falling all over herself to be as egalitarian as possible.
Some demographic of people bother her and she's going to talk about it.
And that's where you open the door.
Like maybe she works with a lot of Mexicans and they speak Spanish at work and it pisses her off.
Maybe she works with a bunch of Pajites and they smell bad and their food is weird and that pisses her off.
She's going to come to you about something demographic at some point.
And if she all you have to do is exploit it.
If you screw them the right way, they will believe anything you say.
So you show good love making where you really care for them and you're unselfish in the way you go about it, man, they're going to love you.
And then they will listen to you, not in a way where they just accept anything that you say uncritically, but it will be set in that right context that what we believe in essentially is love.
You know, that's what we believe in, love, true love.
Love of our families, love of our wives, love of one another.
Yeah.
And, you know, like you said, don't be the Nazi nerd.
Like, if you're going on a Mike Enoch style 90-minute Holocaust on your first date, you're not getting anywhere.
It's funny, actually.
Elon Musk, I was watching some interview and some magazine was going to write an article about him.
And it turned out one of the writers there had been on a date with him in college.
And she was like, I shouldn't write on this article because I knew Elon.
And they reached out and they said, hey, our reporter said she went on a date with you and she told us this story.
Is it true and can we use it?
And he says, yeah, sure.
Well, the date didn't go very well because the first question he asked her was, do you have any interest in electric cars?
And she said no.
And he went on about electric cars for the next two hours.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter what you're talking about.
If it's something she's not interested in, it could be electric cars or Adolf Hitler.
Anything.
Her eyes are going to glaze over.
Yeah, you're right.
You're 100% right.
Yeah.
So, you know, show interest in her and tailor the conversation towards those things that she's interested in.
And I can't emphasize enough, you know, be a guy who knows how to dance.
You know, it's sad when you see young people, modern people trying to dance and nobody knows how.
I've been preaching that from the rooftops for as long as I've been in this thing.
And the other things we said, we did a whole show on this, like how to present yourself to women, get a haircut regularly, dress cool.
I have not been doing a good job in quarantine, man.
Well, I think I've been wearing this shirt for three days now.
I haven't had a haircut.
I've had one haircut after they started to lift quarantine.
And that's like the only haircut I've had in the last like five or six months.
I'm total trash right now and I need to get it together.
Yeah.
Standard lip when you never leave the house.
Yes, exactly.
And, you know, we know a lady that's a friend that's friendly with us in our beliefs.
And actually, my son was going to be going on a date and she offered to say, let me take you out and show you what clothes to get.
Yeah, a few things, you know, because hey, you don't, you don't know the way you come across sometimes, you know, and the same lady has done that for somebody else as well.
And it's, it's nice that women know what women want, you know, better than we know.
So it's, it's good to, to pay attention to those cues.
And I love the whole excuse of like, oh, I shouldn't have to like wear this or dress like that or do this with my hair or put in effort in these ways because then she's just like shallow if she cares about those things.
Well, I don't know what, but on what grounds did you select her?
Yeah.
Was there like an academic exam?
Yeah.
Well, how about this?
Are you interested in getting laid or not?
Because that's what I'm interested in.
Okay.
So if you're interested in that, then all priorities have to be oriented towards that goal.
And maybe you're so hilarious or you are such a murderer on a guitar that you can get away with being a slob.
And if that works for you, dude, run with it.
Run with it.
But for most guys, you know, you got to put in the effort.
All I'm saying is I'm for whatever works.
Yep.
Amen.
Yep.
And if you're spending a lot of time online on your phone and she's like, what the hell is he doing?
You got to let her in on it a little bit.
Right.
She can't leave him in mystery about your secret, naughty, virtuous propaganda.
You can for a while because they dig that whole mystery thing.
All right.
The other announcement is that Moto has entered the building.
So our final, yeah, go take a long walk, Moto.
No, so he may join us in the second half.
I may break out the Yeti that's up on a shelf over my bespoke studio here.
But MP, we got, it looks like we got about 10 minutes left.
Fox News put out a poll just today, and they're not the most anti-Trump polling outlet that there is.
And they kind of buried the lead on here.
It just said at the top that Trump is down in swing states, Michigan, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, and Florida.
And you had to dig down in the article to see that he's down double digits in all of those states, some of them crucial to his reelection.
So I'm thinking that, you know, old coach's prediction that he was toast from a couple episodes ago is looking good.
There's still a lot of baseball to play.
But absolutely, the fact that he's even tight in Texas makes it grim for the orange man this fall.
Sam, I read a basic, a basic B article on Zero Hedge the other day, and it was like 50 things that you must buy and buy in large quantities now in the spirit of prepping.
And most people of our ilk, when they read it, they're like, yeah, I've got nine-tenths of these things.
But it was good food for thought.
And you can never consume too many of those reminders of things that you have to have.
But it made me think that it would be fun to name the things that are essential for fathers to have and things you can never have too much of in the house.
I'll go first because I'm springing this one on you and I give you a little time to think.
But the first one that came to mind for me was flashlights, because especially if you got kids and it's summertime and you're going out for adventures and hunting lightning bugs or whatever, those things disappear more than your money on diapers.
So you buy flashlights in bulk, Costco, they disappear.
And along with flashlights, of course, you need batteries because the kids will leave the flashlights on.
And it seems like just the other day I changed this one out.
And yep, the toddler got it, left it on, rolled onto the couch.
So that's my first entry.
JO be back for the speed round.
But what else you got in proper?
Yep.
Yeah, well, I would say a water and a way to make clean water.
And as I've spoken about on the show before, I'm a big fan of the Berkey water system.
That's something that I have and we use regularly.
It's great just for daily use, and it would be essential if there was ever a problem with water or a problem with making clean water.
Good.
JO, from your limited experience, relatively new dad, the question was things that things that you can never have too much of in the home as a white father.
What were we talking about earlier?
Crack?
Oh, man.
Still going back to that old chestnut.
But, okay, I'd like to just kind of add to both of what you guys said a little bit.
One, not just flashlights, headlamps.
You know, where like the flashlight is on a headband.
Yep.
And yeah.
And they generally take triple-A's.
They last a long time.
You get the LED ones.
It'll have like five different settings, five different brightnesses.
It'll come in red or white light.
They last a super long time.
They're very bright.
And when it comes to kids, it's like a fun thing, right?
Because it's on your head.
And now we get to be like aliens or spacemen or something.
And they're not round, so they don't roll.
And they're generally like sort of telescopic or, you know, they can turn 90 degrees up and down.
And get yourself a solar charging station for your batteries.
Yep.
And for your cell phones.
Yep.
One in each car.
Yeah.
And, you know, they've got these really nice fold-out ones.
There's several good brands, but it folds out.
It might be 18, 24 inches square.
Yep.
And you can plug in, you know, your battery recharger or your phone charger.
And they're not like they were even 10 years ago, like something you would have gotten out of like an airline magazine or the Sharper image.
They're good.
And your phone will be charged fully in a reasonable amount of time, depending how much sun there is, how good the device is, etc.
But our old pal Stan, who is an autiste about World War II and camping and who led us on a batan death march through the woods of Pennsylvania in January, a couple of years ago, he said, no, coach, 1,000 lumens or bust.
You got to get a headlamp with 1,000 lumens.
I'm like, I don't think I want my kids to have a 1,000-lumen headlamp, you know, running around the house flashing me in the eyes.
And that reminds me that Potato has discovered the laser, the Bosch laser measurer that Potato Smasher kindly gifted us.
Hello, Potato Smash.
Even though he's not on, he's not going to listen to the show, but just want to throw it anyway.
We can finally get a word in without any of his quips.
But whenever Potato finds that thing, man, it's like he just discovered a pot of gold and he just takes that and shines it everywhere.
We finally Trained him not to shine it in people's eyes.
Lighters, not if you're a smoker, but lighters are something you can both for prepping as well as we're teaching junior and daughter about making fires responsibly in the backyard and newspaper then small sticks and big stuff.
And those go missing more than anything.
And Jay probably can commiserate with that, but that would be well.
I'm a notorious lighter thief, but something I want to tell everybody about lighters and prepping and camping, etc.
People love all of these like nifty fire-making devices.
That's great.
Have fun with that, but they're frequently a pain in the ass.
They're more difficult to use than you think, or even if you got good with it, that skill was probably perishable.
So if you got some device and you spent three days getting good at it five years ago, guess what?
You suck at it now.
Go out and get yourself a couple of BIC lighters.
Get a bunch of them and get BIC.
Yes.
Like the ovular, sort of elliptoid-shaped, opaque BIC lighters.
It will have the BIC brand on it.
You don't want those translucent, sort of rectangular ones.
Like those are fine for being cigarette lighters, but they're not reliable.
A BIC, I could throw it in a glass of water and then shake it out.
And two minutes later, it's working again.
You're going to get like 10,000 strikes out of them.
They hold a good amount of fuel and they don't break super easy.
I open beers with my lighters.
You know how many of those like cheap translucent lighters have just exploded in my hand?
But a BIC's not going to do you that way.
So go and get 10 of them.
So you were talking about water, Sam.
Yes.
Learn your chemical ratios for water purification.
Boiling isn't everything.
You want to be able to boil, filter, and chemically treat water.
And there is an appropriate ratio for bleach or chlorine to water.
And we're talking like drops per gallon.
And then you have to get it all stirred up and mixed around real good.
And that's another reason the big round water bottles are good because if you have to treat water in them, you can roll it.
Yeah.
And that's the best way to sort of mix your water up.
So it's nice to have a high-end water filter of some kind or filtration device, but most of those are perishable or they have perishable parts.
Your Brita filter is only so good before that little red light comes on.
And I know you still don't change that thing for another like 30 days at best.
I know mine's been sitting in there on red for like, I don't know, since the beginning of quarantine or something.
Well, the Berkey is good for a year, and the year is like very conservative.
You can go a little bit beyond a year, but the year is what they recommend.
Yeah, so get yourself something durable with regards to that.
So we talked about fire, light, and water.
So I'll just go with the most obvious next answer other than my first answer and say food.
And just make sure you have tons of calories and protein.
Yeah.
I don't care how else you do it.
Like, I think a decent heuristic to sit on is 100 pounds of food per adult, 50 per child per member in your household.
And I'm going to let you have a little bit of agency and be a little bit smart and figure out how much of that you think needs to be protein.
But yeah, have 90 days worth of food minimum.
Yeah, well, we have several shelves of canned foods as well as a lot of dried foods and things like that.
Anything, I get on my family about like, please let's keep cycling through things.
This here, look at this thing.
This thing's been here for two years, you know.
So it's, it's, there's no perfect way.
And I, I, the one thing that I always come back to is people that are into prepping and they're going to survive and all that.
That's good.
That's, I'm all in favor of that.
You know, there's like some kind of level of disaster where like you're just dead.
So, you know, do the best you can and don't overthink it and have food on hand.
Have everything we've said so far.
Have those basic things on hand to some level the best you can.
I've heard guys say you should have a minimum of two years food on hand for your family.
Like, yo, what is going on that you are hunkered down for two years, but everything else is working out?
Yeah, like I say, you know, I mean, there are things that happen in this world where that's just like the end for the people that it happens to.
This is almost morbid.
And I'm only half serious about it, but like there are certain disasters I don't want to survive.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like, I guess the thing to keep coming back to is be practical.
Like, have some food on hand.
Have a way to guarantee that you have water for a while.
Have, you know, a certain amount of ammo on hand.
Have some flashlights on hand.
I mean, the flashlights are ubiquitous now.
You get those little LED ones.
I mean, like, there's got to be at least 10 of them in this house, you know.
So have all those things.
And then, you know, and at that point, if you're being, if you're worrying about this, I'd say then what's that movie, The Road?
Like, big post-apocalyptic movies.
I'm not sure what happened in that world, but I'm ready to check out.
If those are my conditions, like a lot of disaster flicks, like, you know, an asteroid's going to hit and it's going to be dark out for two years.
Like, okay, I'll make my way through that, or even a zombie apocalypse type thing.
I'm not sure what happened to the world and the road, but I hope I went out in the first wave.
Yeah, that was grim, but absolute must-watch for the audience.
Yeah, it was probably a nuclear bomb or something, but just a wasteland and cannibals and just this.
Yeah, Vigo Mortensen and his son trying to make it through, which probably, I haven't seen that in a couple of years, probably resonates even harder today.
Well, the only thing I would add to the list is wipes.
I used to hate wet wipes.
I was like, who wants to deal with that?
There's a thing called paper towels and toilet paper, but man, you got kids.
You can never have enough wipes.
Dry wipe is third world.
Yeah.
I had to clean.
What did I clean up today?
I cleaned up dog piss in the house with a wet.
No, I put the paper towels down first.
Did that.
The potato or watermelon juice got all over the floor.
And then just, yeah, onion peel.
The list goes on and on.
Well, I got to tell you guys, it knocks out a couple of steps.
Like, instead of having to wash your hands with soap, then dry them.
If your hands are just like sticky from food, instead of having to wash them and then grab paper towels, hope that you got enough, blah, blah, blah.
Like your hands only get so wet from a wipe, but it does take away sticky.
I mean, maybe not if you were like, you know, I don't know, punching a bottle of syrup or something.
But if you just have some food on your hands from eating, like we had a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight, and I like to eat chicken with my hands mostly.
Mad of the people there, Jay.
Finger food.
And I had garlic bread, right?
So there's butter on it.
So rather than having to wash my hands with soap and then dry them off with a paper towel, just one wipe.
One wipe does the trick.
Yeah, for sure.
Or I really like them on a humid day too.
Wiping your face down with like, you know, I think, I think we keep it at like 72 in here or 74.
Like, and I'll go for one of my walks and you want to take a shower when you get home.
But even if just the first thing you do is wipe your face down with that wet wipe in hot, sweaty weather, you feel like a million bucks.
The only thing that grosses me out about them is once you get toward the bottom, and especially when you're still in diaper changing season, you're like, I know there's some like baby fecal matter on the lid.
Like the wipe case itself is gross.
And yeah, get those, get the real packs.
Don't get like the refillable ones when you have to put in there anyway.
I got to tell you guys, there is one really good thing about the host's internet bombing out three times in the first hour of the flagship pro-white dad show in all the world.
And that's that it's a lot more fun to listen to it in post-production or before we post it.
Yeah, well, you missed half the show.
So yeah, you got to find out what we're going to do.
Find out what we've said about you.
Carry my water.
Yeah, I know.
That's really your chance.
Just let it rip.
Yeah.
Sam can say the hard R.
Yeah.
That's all right.
Mr. Producer is my, he's on my side.
He's going to make the edits if they, if they're necessary.
No, I'm joking.
All right.
So before it happens again, let us go to the break.
And this week, MP, thank you very much.
Most of you probably have heard of Gunship.
They are one of the premier synth wave groups in the world, British duo or trio, I think.
But I had never heard this one.
Love the title.
Love the track.
Even the kids were digging it out in the backyard today.
And this is Woken Furies.
Hope you enjoy it.
Don't go anywhere.
We will be right back.
Nobody lives forever.
The psycho machine.
The pause to cut the pain the love undercover.
When the cold breaks, we swim to breathe in.
You all I can get to further the right kind of girls to steal my dreams away.
You are the lengthy.
You're out of control to take the girl.
Cause you're gonna take warning to push this further.
It's time to begin.
Gone into scars.
Sometimes You are like the right kind of goes to fill my dreams away.
You are the landing.
You're out of control to take your girl.
There's a shadow in the ice tonight.
There's a shadow in the ice.
Explore the echo.
There's a shadow in the ice tonight.
Where are we gonna run?
Are we gonna run the echo?
You let your heart thrill under the sky to rip.
I'm recording.
Now I have become the enemy.
You are like it.
You can feel my dreams away.
You are the last day.
And welcome back to Full House episode 56, second half.
Hope you enjoyed the first and that tune from Gunship.
Delighted to have Jo back in the studio.
Delighted to have our own little break from Potato Smasher this week.
Got a bust of stuff.
I never liked him to begin with.
No prepping Irishman.
Hey, while he's not here to defend himself, I just want to tell everybody he can read.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it's all a sketch.
I said it.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, what you're going to do, son?
Come on.
Hey, I got him Clifford the big red dog for his birthday.
And we're delighted to have Moto live and in the Full House studio here.
Welcome, Pal.
How are you?
Good.
Sipping on his, oh, you know, mixing it up a little bit this time: vodka and ginger.
I'm having a founder's all-day IPA after my two cups of black coffee in the first half.
Yeah.
And we're really high tech here.
We ditched the DSL and we are now on a mobile hotspot.
So we're all systems go.
So, anyway, thank you, fam, for bearing with us.
Yeah, that's right.
Mr. Producer was like, Uh, hey, coach, why don't you drive plugging it into the laptop instead of doing it wirelessly?
All right, yeah, pretty good.
He doesn't actually have a Minnesota accent, but he does tonight.
All right, anyway, on with the show.
Congratulations this week, too.
I don't know his name, so we're just going to call him Mr. Minnesota.
But the CEO of Racism of Minnesota let us know that they had another baby boy arrive this week.
And there's more inbound from their neck of the woods.
So bless you, feckin' fellas and your fertile myrtles.
Uh, very happy for you.
We also have two very good friends of the show, uh, don't have approval to use their names or even their socks, but they are in the T-minus one-week baby DEF CON 2 stretch.
So we'll just call them B and H, they know who they are.
And H told me he was like, Yeah, I never listened to Full House because, like, you know, I was married, but I didn't have kids.
I don't want to listen to fatherhood stuff.
And he's like, Well, I've been listening now.
So better late than never.
I don't know if the guy's on the call.
Next time I'm back, I'll have a couple announcements because I'm not sure.
I know that one guy who uses his name had a baby very recently.
And I want to get permission because I've been off for a while, so I know some people have had some babies, but I want to get permission before I say something.
And I didn't have the forethought to get that before I came on.
No worries, Jay.
And we got several people in our pool party that are expecting.
So it's happening.
Yep.
And to be honest and candid, we did.
There were a couple miscarriages of people who in the early days let us know that they were pregnant.
And I obviously felt terrible when those things didn't work out.
So now we're a little bit more conservative about naming new life on the way and are erring on the side of caution.
But regardless, congratulations, guys.
The housekeeping notes from the first half, I did miss one.
And if you're listening to this, you probably know about TRS and their new formats for getting them paywall shekels.
But Henrik and Lana of Orlana of Red Ice also got payment processor showed this week and put a video up on Red Ice about it.
So whether you watch Red Ice or not, they have been putting out excellent content for years.
They're good people.
Yeah.
And you should consider supporting them, at least consuming their content.
So we'll just put out that little parental service announcement that consider supporting Red Ice, whether it's a one-time thing or subscribing.
I check in with them every once in a while, not a regular viewer, just because sitting down to watch videos is tough.
Podcasts are easier.
I'll tell you this.
And I'm going to be real honest here.
I was not a Red Ice subscriber.
I had been a long time ago, even though I didn't really consume the content just because they were doing the right thing.
That lapsed a long time ago.
I hadn't given it any thought.
I'm going to subscribe in whatever way they offer now because just putting my thumb in the eye of the people that would take food off their table is worth, I don't know, 10 bucks a month, 100 bucks a year.
I don't know how their stuff works, but I'm going to go check it out and I'm going to get all signed up and everything just to like own the libs, right?
Like yeah, solidarity, brother.
Show some of that white agency.
Get it done.
That's right.
Yeah.
And I think they have crypto, snail mail, and one or two other things that I'm sure Zoomers know how to do through like, you know, click here.
And there's like, there's like these little diamonds and icons that pop up in the bottom right of their show when people donate.
But regardless, check them out, subscribe, support our people.
All right.
We are, Jo has stuff in the hopper.
He's all backed up from not being on Full House for a while.
Sam's got more content than we can handle in two shows, let alone the second half.
And we gotta get, we gotta milk Moto for his brains as well.
But our pal, who has done navigating the collapse so increasingly wonderfully, aside from leaving us dry last week, I wanted to give him the props and the maximum ears for this week's updated edition of Navigating the Collapse.
This is part seven or part eight.
It don't matter.
We haven't heard this, but Mr. Producer has and he says it's great.
So hit that play button, please.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse.
Dolphins are returning to Venice.
Rare animals are being seen in unexpected places, and the gyms are opening again.
Nature is healing.
I hope you have been staying in shape during the past few months.
Your people need you to be strong now more than ever.
Here are some tips for staying in shape.
Set a goal for yourself.
Some examples could be running a mile under a certain time or lifting a percentage of your body weight.
Look up military fitness requirements and see if you match up.
If you need a routine to get started, here's what I often use.
First, set aside a few days a week to work out, usually two to four, more if you want to see quicker results.
I usually exercise five or six days weekly on a four-day rotation.
Each day you work out, concentrate on a different muscle area with one major exercise each day.
I usually do the major exercise first and spend more time on it than the others.
For the first day, back and biceps, with the major exercise being the deadlift.
On the second day, shoulders and abs, focusing on the overhead press.
On the third day, legs, focusing on the squat.
And on the fourth day, chest and triceps, focusing on the bench press.
Pick several exercises to fill in the workout after completing the main exercise and aim for about an hour to an hour and a half timeframe.
Make sure you have proper form before attempting heavier weight.
Don't be embarrassed to be lifting light when you start off.
Most gym bros will be happy to help out a beginner if you just ask.
You can always listen to your favorite racist podcast while working out to keep your mind engaged.
When you're finished, drink a protein shake, eat a meal, and or drink some raw eggs mixed with whatever you want.
There are several bodybuilding accounts still on Twitter that are adjacent to our ideals.
Go give them a follow.
One of my favorites is at Solbra, S-O-L-B-R-A-H.
You can probably find the rest by looking at who he retweets.
The most important thing is to stick to it.
You won't get anywhere if you stay home.
And now, select quotations from Benito Mussolini's Speech of the Ascension, May 26, 1927.
It is only the state that gives people a consciousness of itself.
If the people are not organized, if the people are not a state, they are simply a population that will be at the mercy of the first group of internal adventurers or external invaders.
Because, dear gentlemen, only the state with its juridical organization, with its military force, prepared at all times, can defend the national collectivity.
But if the human collectivity is broken up and reduced to the mere nucleus of the family, a few hundred Normans will suffice to conquer Boulia.
In regards to our revolution, is this terror, gentlemen?
No, it is not terror.
It is just rigor.
And maybe not even that.
It is social hygiene.
It is prophylaxis on a national level.
These individuals are being removed from circulation, just as a doctor quarantines an infected person.
But then, who are these people who impute terror to our most humane revolution?
It seems people no longer have any idea what terror truly is.
The terror of other revolutions, for example.
The terror of that revolution which gave birth to the so-called immortal principles.
Have you forgotten the terror which guillotined an average of 20 heads each morning in the Place de la Madeleine?
Have you forgotten the terror which drowned thousands of people in rivers, which slaughtered thousands of people in prison, which sent to the guillotine a chemist like Lavosier, a poet like Chenya, dozens of jurists, which destroyed whole regions, which everywhere sowed terror and death, which spared neither the young nor the old, nor women nor children, nor civilians nor priests,
which had as its maxim, in order to have a revolution, it is necessary to lop off many heads?
Need I give you a bibliography of the reign of terror?
No, you already know it.
It is the history of 2,000 guillotined women, often the mother together with their daughters, often the entire family, and often, which is more striking, they were not aristocrats.
They were poor people whose only crime was wearing a crucifix on their chest.
Whited sepulchres.
Sepulchres full of fetid waste.
Do not dare speak of terror when the fascist revolution is simply doing its duty, defending itself.
Now, it must not be imagined that the fascist revolution, seeing that today even our fiercest enemies are convinced that we are reforming Italy from top to bottom and we are only just beginning, can coexist with the counter-revolution.
What will happen?
It will follow that the light of the anti-fascists will be reduced to a small glimmer.
They will live on sainted memories they cannot do otherwise.
Do you know that until 1914, there was a Bourbon group in Naples?
Do you know that until 1914, there was even printed a newspaper called Il Nioguelfo?
Who were they?
They were old functionaries of the Bourbon period, who, every time they saw the crochet of the decorations or the papyri of their regime, they were moved to tears.
Finally, the war came, they met, placed a tombstone on their club, and never spoke of it again.
So it will be with all anti-fascists.
At some point or another, they will realize that it is stupid to bang their heads against a stone wall.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, Colonel.
Yeah.
Good reminder about uh Benito's impressive oratory and writing, which often gets overlooked by you-know-who.
And as always, honesty and candor on Full House as he was talking about working out.
Moto and I looked at each other with a little bit of guilt in our eyes.
We've been busy during the craziness of the past few months, but not gym rat busy.
And that's something that just speaking for myself, I know once I get out there, you never regret going to the gym, even if you're tired, even if you're not feeling it.
Once you get out there, it's just like you know, riding a bike.
So get out there and do it, fam.
I've been running, took Junior for a run the other day.
It was so hot, we were drenched by the time we got home.
But we both kind of looked at each other, smiled, sat and had a can of sparkling water, bougie Finn stock style.
And it was worth it.
So get out there and do it.
Do your readings.
And yeah, we're all on the same page.
Yeah, good.
Even if it's less than what you plan, do something.
Exactly.
We all know that things are a mess.
We all know we need to improve our prepping.
We all know we need to read more and spend waste less time on the internet.
All right.
Since we have Moto in the studio and he is our official Full House market analyst and free provider of useful information for all of our listeners about what is going on in the Jewish casino, no better time to pick his brain for the latest.
We have totally recouped the carnage from the first bout of COVID, which is a little bit of surprise, right?
Did you see it rebounding this much that fast?
Not this fast.
Okay.
Rebounding, yes, but not this fast.
And I don't think anybody did.
And now they're starting to talk about tops and bubbles and all other gay nomenclature that also works for market analysis.
So give us your top line, what's going on.
And figure the average listener of Full House is young and has plenty of time to recoup it, or is, you know, like a geezer like us and is, you know, still has time to recoup it, but really doesn't want to get hosed financial crisis style again.
What are you thinking?
We're probably near a medium-term top.
Maybe it might go a little higher from here before we have like a correction, say like a um, what do they call that rebalancing?
Um, after that, you're you're fighting the Fed, and that's just something you shouldn't do.
It's it's ridiculous.
We're at levels that despite we're despite the earnings that we're getting, I think what was it, Tesla beat by like two percent, and they're up like 20.
And it's we're in like we're in la la land right now.
So it's because a lot of the earnings aren't as bad as the street expected.
Sure, they're pushing it even higher now.
Did you see the Tesla short shorts?
Say that again.
So Tesla jumped and uh everyone started shorting Tesla, assuming that there was going to be a downward correction.
Right.
So in their merch store, they started selling short shorts that just say short on them.
Yes.
Yes.
Good troll.
Yep.
Good on them for that because they have a very low float, which is why that stock is so volatile.
What that means is basically the amount of shares that are available for you to purchase in the market are not as much as like there's only, I think it's, gosh, I think it's only 18 or 20% of the companies actually can be bought.
I'm kind of winging it here because I don't have my laptop.
But I think something like only like 20% of the company is actually available to buy in the market.
So when like you start getting like big, big buys or big shorts and it goes one way or the other, it like really goes.
Instead of like moving maybe one or two percent, it'll jump like eight to ten percent.
It's a very, very volatile stock.
And stocks that are very volatile have a high beta.
Is that right?
So when you when you look at betas, that's going to tell you what kind of wild ride you're in for.
Yes.
The lower, the more stable.
So for young guys listening, probably not the best time to go buying new equities.
No.
Well, it depends.
I mean, I would never say try to time the market.
Like if you're doing the dollar cost averaging reset, we were talking about earlier, just keep doing it because you've got a lot of time.
Stay the course.
Stay the course.
If you're like heavy any one particular sector, because you have been dollar cost averaging, like say tech is really up compared to everybody else.
Sure.
You might want to reallocate more towards like Ford's down, obviously.
What's another one?
What's another one?
It's down.
And Darko is down.
Yeah, the oil and oil services, they're all still.
Yeah, they're all they're trying to, in fact, in fact, it was funny because one of our guys said it today.
They're like, they're trying to renegotiate everybody's contract at cheaper prices.
And unfortunately for those guys, they're going to get it one way or another.
Sure.
You either accept your lower salary or you're going to get an HB1 because DP Senator Utah there wants a million HB1s every year.
Yep.
And even the companies that are going bankrupt are still handing out massive bonuses to the top floor, to the boardroom.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
And real quick, in terms of the parents listening, college savings and whatnot, 529 is still a good thing for parents.
Any other savings vehicle for future kid education or is that still the gold standard?
A bunch of gold standard.
The 401k is actually kind of falling out of preference because the tax rates have come down and you can't transfer them as much as you used to.
The Ross are still pretty good because that's always tax after tax money.
So you weren't paying tax on it to begin with.
529s, depending on your, it depends on your state.
My state has a really good one where you can get like guaranteed tuition if you just give them X amount every single month.
And deductions from your state and deductions from your state income tax.
So, I mean, kind of look into that, see what you're what your state does.
I can't speak to all 50 of them.
Do your homework slacker.
Yeah.
All right.
If any hot stocks come to mind, Jim Cramer style during the second half, just blurt them out.
Carnival.
United.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Moto.
Glad to have you back.
And let us go to JO and Sam because they both have stuff that's kind of intertwined, but we haven't heard from JO nearly as much as Sam.
So over to you, sir.
Let it rip.
I've had a lot of time since the lockdown, obviously.
And I've done some rabbit holes.
And I have at different points in my life paid more or less attention to classical music.
But since the lockdown, I've really gone in.
Like, I've always had an elementary understanding.
You know, I've got my favorite pieces.
Like, you know, I know sort of the basic trivia.
I can identify certain pieces by ear.
But my knowledge of classical music was nowhere near my knowledge of, say, metal or rock or even like pop music that I don't like.
Like, I could probably name more pop musicians than classical composers.
Just even people that like I never listen to just because it's in the uh it's out there in the ether.
But I have done my deep dive.
And not I have done, I am doing my deep dive.
And I just Vivaldi 24 hours a day.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
But I am getting so much more out of this than I ever expected.
And I think that if people put a little bit of time in, they are going to get so much of a reward from it.
Where it's not just background music and it's not something that maybe as a white nationalist, you feel obligated to know more about, or as a big brain guy, you feel obligated to know more about.
Once you really start to get it, you're going to fall in love with it.
And I was trying to think of it in very explicable terms.
And when you listen to your favorite music, in the downloading era, people frequently, they don't usually listen to albums front to back anymore.
You've got a list of your favorite singles.
It might be your workout list or your driving list, but it's still the same 12 or 14 songs, even if they're all by different bands.
And you're used to that list.
Or if you're like me, you like to listen to your favorite albums front to back, but your mind is always looking forward to your favorite parts, right?
Like you might have some album with 15 tracks on it, and they're all okay at least, but there's your five favorites.
And if you will take the time to listen to the same couple of concertos or symphonies once a day, right?
Because I remember growing up, I'd listen to my favorite albums, like not necessarily all of them once a day, but it would kind of be in the rotation.
And if you'll take three or four pieces that you like, listen through to some stuff, and listen to those three or four pieces, you know, you're talking a concerto or a symphony is going to be under an hour.
Listen to it, listen to three of them, the same three, once a day for three or four days.
If any of them don't keep your attention, replace them.
But you are going to get such a reward out of it.
You're going to recognize so much of the music that you already like in it because everything that is good at all comes out of sort of what I'll, you know, for lack of a better term, call it the classics.
All of your favorite rock and roll and blues comes out of Beethoven.
It comes out of Bach.
You're going to Start to like some of this on a certain level where you're going to be like, Man, this is this like rocks, like Paganini, for example, like the Paganini caprices are like metal, they're like violent.
When actually, the opposite is true, metal is Paganini, Paganini is not metal.
This is all set up for Jo to spring a song to close Full House out for sure.
He got one in the opera.
Anyway, uh, sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt, I had to crack that one.
How are you listening to these things?
You streaming on YouTube on YouTube, okay?
Um, and I've found it.
Most of our classical music, at least from the guys you should be listening to, like Bach Brown, Bach Brown's Beethoven, Wagner, you know, all those should be within the public sphere, and you should not have a problem being able to find them and listen to them and not have what do they call that copyright copyright.
Um, no, it's all it's all in the public domain.
Um, and I'll shout out a couple of quick ones, and a lot of these are things you have heard, and that's part of why I'm going to suggest them to you because you'll have some familiarity with them.
And I kind of look at it of like uh, so Beethoven's Fifth, that's the how does that one go?
But like that, that's like the radio song on the album, right?
You're gonna hear that and you're gonna know what you're listening to, and that's how you used to get baited into listening to a whole album.
Like, oh, these guys got a popular song on the radio, I'm gonna listen to the rest of their stuff.
So, if you're gonna do something like Beethoven's Fifth or uh Box Cello Suite One, uh, I've also got what else did I pull up?
Uh, Paganini's Caprice 24th, especially for you metalheads out there, and then my sort of longtime, probably favorite classical composition.
I don't know if I could say that, but the one I've listened to the most is uh Rachmaninov's third, his third piano concerto.
Um, take what I've just given you and listen to each of them once a day for three days, and tell me if it doesn't grab you more than pop music does.
And what happens is, once you start to become familiar with it and it's a little bit more predictable to you, and you know what your favorite parts are, like uh, I was uh listening to Pantera yesterday, and um,
I know that when uh I am listening to uh but when domination comes on, and if any of you aren't uh Pantera fans, like I'm not friends with you anyway, but when domination comes on, you know what part of the song you're waiting for.
There's that huge head-banging breakdown that makes you want to put your fist through glass.
And when you start that whole album, that's one of the things you're thinking about.
You're thinking about your favorite parts of this album that is about an hour long, and all of these pieces will start to affect you that same way.
But there's such a matter of scale to it as you are, you know, as you might appreciate a good guitar solo or something.
You're like, man, that guy is incredible.
When you're hitting some awesome, like third movement crescendo on your favorite symphony, the scale is so much bigger because it's not just like Dime Bag Daryl or Randy Rhodes is like blown your mind.
It's there's a hundred people.
There's a hundred people all playing perfectly.
They're all virtuosos.
You know, if you're listening to a high-end symphony and you start to wrap your brain around what went into it, and there is almost a political angle here because only we've ever done it.
There are actually brilliant non-white soloists, pianists, violinists.
Not of you wrote any of this stuff.
Copiers.
I actually made a deal with myself.
I will not listen to Jewish soloists or conductors.
It's afraid of JO's favorite musician of all time.
Listen, Leonard Bernstein is a brilliant conductor, but I won't listen to his work.
High fights.
I got way down a rabbit hole or hi-fits.
I got way down a rabbit hole on specific violin concerto soloists.
What you want is Hillary Hahn.
And there have been excellent Jewish players.
I don't need them.
But once you start to amass the scale, and especially when you think about the vast, vast majority of good classical music, of the best classical music, it's all Germans and Italians.
It's mostly Germans.
And there's some good French stuff.
And the piece that I cited is maybe my favorite is a Russian piece.
There's good stuff from all over Europe, but from literally nowhere else, literally nowhere else.
And the best stuff comes from Germany and Italy.
Take that to heart and put the time in.
Mr. Producer says Rachmananoff Prelude in C sharp minor is his favorite.
I remember my old man used to say that Rachmaninoff packs more notes into one second than any other composer out there.
And I'll share a guilty admission, which is that I do enjoy the music of Aaron Copeland.
And you can't tell me that Appalachian Spring is not moving.
Absolutely.
Sorry, fam.
Still like Appalachian Spring.
I have to interject on after that.
Go for it.
After that conversation, please.
Yeah, great, great discussion there.
And I've got to interject just a couple things for the listeners or any of you guys.
Check out our uncle's supposedly favorite piece was called Les Preludes, and it's by Franz Liszt.
And I had the privilege to play this piece.
This will sound like I'm bragging on myself, but I did play in an all-city orchestra when I was a lad.
And I know there's a thousand, a million players better than me, but I had the opportunity.
And I was first chair in my instrument, but I did play in an all-city orchestra.
And we played Les Prelude by Franz Liszt, supposedly our uncle's favorite piece.
Check that out.
Excellent.
He was a Hungarian.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Nibeleng Lee by Wagner.
You should definitely check that one out as well.
If you follow classical music, you know, there has been controversy in recent years that orchestras would refuse to play Wagner's works because he was racist and so on and so forth.
But check that one out.
And finally, I wanted to just say quickly: This is a quote from the Jewish head conductor, the maestro of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Daniel Boremboim.
He was a Jew.
He is a Jew.
However, he said something that I agree with, which is music should never be background music.
And so whatever you will listen to, listen to it.
You know, don't put it on to be in the background.
Well, that's the cool thing about YouTube.
And when I'm trying to talk to younger people who maybe need more stimulus, take one of those pieces I gave you, go to YouTube, look it up, get your best earbuds, get the highest quality sound out of it that you can, but full screen it and watch everybody, especially if you're going to watch a concerto where you have a soloist out front the whole time.
This woman, Hilary Hahn, is just an absolutely brilliant violin soloist.
And now you can engage with it.
You can see it, you know, because like music videos draw people into stuff.
Yeah.
And Hilary Hahn even has a vivo where she'll be, you know, just playing some piece or some movement or another.
And it's just her in some beautiful room in some amazing conservatory somewhere.
But now you can engage with it more.
You know, I think part of what makes it hard for people to wrap their brain around classical music is they don't understand how much more entertaining seeing everyone dress up and play was than mundane life back then.
And they're used to being able to see like a music video from their favorite band.
And that was like the hit song that drew them into the band.
So go ahead and pay close attention.
Watch what people are doing.
You know, keep moving your eyes.
Watch the oboe guy for three minutes and then watch the violas and then watch the first violins and the second violins.
There's so much going on that can pull you in that, yeah, don't just let it be background music.
You know, there are a million pieces I could suggest, but the ones that I suggested have there's several iterations of all of those on YouTube that will be visually interesting to you as well.
And then once it sucks you in, once you figure out what you're listening to on some level, the visuals aren't really going to matter to you anymore.
Well, let me interject this too, for some people who may think that classical music is boring.
There is no substitute for hearing it live because all of these compositions and the type of instruments that are used were all made for hearing it live.
And the dynamic quality just cannot be captured on recording.
There's something in the acoustic quality of the strings that are being struck.
Like go see a symphony.
Yeah, that is how you will become a fan of it.
There's a reason that building was built like it is.
Yes.
Yeah.
Some young person filming people.
They could sell twice as many tickets, but the acoustics wouldn't be as good and they're not going to sacrifice that.
Some young people may say, oh, this is boring.
And I would say it's just like a lot of things.
When you go and experience it in person, you will have a very different opinion of it.
And I want to mention one more piece that you should check out on YouTube or wherever you can.
Again, I was very fortunate as a lad.
I played in an all-state band, symphony band, and we played Lincolnshire Posey by Percy Granger.
And Percy Granger, he was writing music at a time when the people were beginning to travel more and there was the railway and things like that.
And he wrote a lot of songs about like that, like traveling by rail.
But the song Lincolnshire Posey was very moving to me.
And the first and only day I played it was the day that this all-state band got together, practiced it, and then performed it.
So check that one out.
That is a very moving symphony.
Good stuff.
We will put these in the show notes.
Couple thoughts here.
The first one is how far JO has come from the rock yourself, my dude, meme.
Explicit anti-intellectualism.
And now he's a head-held high classical music autist.
No, but it's.
No, I'm going to pump the brakes there.
I'm going to pump the brakes there.
You don't have to be the biggest brain guy in the world.
Like, this is what everyone listened to back then.
Sure.
This, like, it was only maybe the rich or the cool people that maybe got to attend the best performances.
But there was folk music and there was classical music.
And a lot of the classical music that was played for the masses was like, I don't know, the 10 guys at church who could play an instrument.
And they're playing, you know, a little bit of a reduced version because there's not 80 of them.
But this is what everybody loved.
This is like before the guitar revolution, even in this country, in the 20th century, there's a big part of the 20th century where this is what everybody listened to.
Yeah, you don't have to be the biggest brain guy.
And that's one thing that, you know, there's lots of like YouTube channels and musicians and even young people who are like doing, they've got a couple million followers on YouTube and they're like doing memes, you know, they're doing, but they're classical musicians trying to be relatable.
Some, you know, 25-year-old guy who behaves like PewDiePie, but he's a brilliant pianist or something.
And they're trying to show you that it is relatable because in the performances, people are wearing tuxedos.
And, you know, classical music has this reputation.
But is it maybe a Jewish myth that has told us like you have to be a rich person with 125 IQ to appreciate this?
Good point.
Yeah.
Well, you know, musical talent is a wonderful thing, but it's, you know, so I've played music in my life.
I don't see that my talent is unique because a hundred years ago or going back further in history from that point, every family had one or several people that played music and the family would sing along or the village would have some sort of event.
You know, musical talent is like common, really.
That doesn't mean it's not important and good.
It is, but really 100 years ago or 150 years ago and before that into antiquity, all music was live music.
And that's the only way music was experienced.
Yeah, Mr. Producer says literally live music sounded 1,000 times better than anything you could hear anywhere else.
I wanted to note real quick.
And I was about to call him Uncle, but I think we do that maybe a little bit too much to be cute or to mask what we're talking about.
But Adolf Hitler, I think this was from Richard Tidor's Hitler's Revolution.
Was a performance of Wagner, I believe, when he was a young man that a close friend of his, who I believe stayed loyal to him throughout his time in power, said that at that moment, while Hitler was standing in the rafters listening to a Wagner performance, that was an extraordinarily formative moment for him.
And he came away from that transfixed and basically enriched, you know, fueled with a desire for virtuous power struggle that he didn't have before.
So, a plug for that book.
We've mentioned it before, Hitler's Revolution, but I'm pretty sure I have that nailed and that it was Wagner.
And in terms of classical, you've heard on Full House to date, we have played, of course, my main man, J.S. Bach, twice, Taccato, Takata, and Fugue, and another one, Wakenzi or Jesu Meine Freude.
We've played Smithana, De Moldau, which is beautiful from the Tree of Life.
That's where Normie's would recognize it from.
And of course, Dvorak and his New World Symphony, which I think is Stryker's favorite piece.
So we could go on with this at length and it would be fun.
But I think, Sam, you wanted to tie in with music and fatherhood and dating.
Yeah.
I don't want to cut it off too short, but yeah, go for it if we start to go long and you feel we need to break it off, you just let me know.
But what I wanted to bring up to the panelists and for the listeners was about the idea of our song.
And by our song, I mean you and your lady's song.
And of course, break in at any point if you have something to say.
So I'm putting the question out to the panelists: Do you and your wife have an hour song?
I have always had an hour song with the couple of ladies that I've known in my life.
And I was going to talk about that for a few minutes and the meaning of it and the importance of it.
So maybe as I talk, you might consider what it means for you, if anything, or if not.
And that's fine.
But, you know, having it, I'm a musical person.
I am.
So there's always been, you know, music always has a lot of meaning in my life.
And yeah, well, okay.
So maybe 75 or 80% of what I listen to is the things I talk about already on the show: black metal, oi, hardcore, death metal.
But I also listen to everything too.
You know, I'm not a closed, closed-minded person whatsoever.
So there are a couple of songs that I have known, and I was going to mention them because they're good songs, I think.
And anyways, maybe it's funny, if nothing else.
And so I knew this lady that I dated back in the day.
And it was back in, let's say, 1987, that era.
And Jane's Addiction.
Now, you might think, wow, how could I be listening to that given everything else?
But as I just told you, I kind of listened to everything to some degree, maybe some things more than others.
But back in 1987, Jane's Addiction was voted the best new metal band out of LA, believe it or not.
And they put out a vinyl record, which I still have it.
And it was a live record.
Their first album boldly came out.
It was a live album, and it's really good.
I recommend it to anybody to check out.
Anyways, this girl and I, we listen to the song Jane Says.
And if you listen, yeah, the steel drink.
But here's the thing: that song, a lot of people will know a version of it, but go back and listen to this version of it, which is off the vinyl from 1987 live version.
And it's a, I think it's a more intimate version.
And that first album was really great.
And I have to honestly say, I don't care for much of what they did since then.
And that's why I'm mentioning it this way.
Maybe you have a good opinion or a mixed opinion about them.
They're honestly a very degenerate band.
This Perry Farrell is a Jew.
And I remember seeing this video.
Somebody gave me a VHS tape back in the day.
And I watched it.
And I mean, very drug-infused thing and just very degenerate.
And the end of the video ends, and they're like, they're all kissing women.
And there's like these quick takeaways, like a show this guy kissing a woman.
And then the band is all like making out with each other.
It's very disgusting.
So, I mean, these guys are degenerate.
But, but, anyways, that's what I'm saying.
Wait, they went from like kissing women in the video to kissing like each other.
Yeah.
Like, it was like quick, like quick takeaway, like where you almost kind of didn't know what you were seeing.
And you're like, wait a second, did he?
Isn't he kissing the other guy right there?
Yeah.
There's a congresswoman who looks just like Perry Farrell.
I know who you're talking about.
She's always right up in front during the State of the Union.
I'm like, ah, it's Perry.
I hadn't put that together before, but I know who you're talking about based on that.
But that song Jane says, says Mr. Producer.
Anyway, yeah.
And so I'm urging you to go back, listen to and find, if you can, that original version of the song Jane says, because it ends with a maybe about a 24-bar, really cool little guitar solo, which I taught myself at the time.
And to this day, I'll kind of be playing around on my acoustic guitar and I'll play that solo and it's really cool.
People that hear it, they say, whoa, wow, that's really cool.
What is that?
And I say, well, that's like the last 24 bars of the song.
It's a cool little solo that the guy does.
And this girl, anyways, I was seeing her.
I thought she was really cool, but she turned out to be really crazy, you know.
And in retrospect, I don't mind that that ended there.
And you might say, well, if you Google Congresswoman who looks like Perry Farrell, oh man, that is too funny that that tag comes up in Google.
Perry Farrell born Peretz Bernstein.
Oh, man.
Why did he stick with it?
He didn't think that.
What a disgusting guy, really, honestly.
Yeah, Sam.
We didn't have a song that was always ours necessarily.
However, our entrance song for our wedding, you know, when we came into the ballroom was Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac.
And, you know, whatever you think about Fleetwood Mac, that's a beautiful song.
Fleetwood Mac has a lot of very Celtic melodies and Celtic instrumentation in their songs.
Yeah, no, there's a lot of Fleetwood Mac songs, I would say, at least in part.
You could say, wow, that's a good song.
And I bet you kids or, you know, I call them kids or whatever.
Do they, they probably don't make mixtapes or burn CDs.
My wife definitely has a couple CDs that I burn for her, you know, probably some of the stuff on there, but I don't, you know, I guess they make play.
They make playlists now, says Grandpa.
Yeah.
One of the cooler things was I was on some show at some point in the last few years, and I was lamenting that people don't make mixed CDs anymore.
And a listener made me a mixed CD.
I do.
I think it's a lot of fun.
Even just to take 10 or 12 songs that either you want a person to listen to or that Songs make you think of that person, or a little bit of both.
I think it's a great thing.
I'm actually going to get to that, what you mentioned.
It's interesting that you brought that up because that's a good point, and I'm going to touch on that in a moment.
I will proceed.
Okay, so the only go ahead, Zen.
Sorry, sure.
The next song was, you know, as I told you, I was so-called married before.
You know, I regard my current wife as the only wife I've ever had, but I was in fact legally married before.
But we had a song then, too.
And again, not okay.
This is, I'm ready for the bad comments in the chat, you know, because now, so I've already said Jane's addiction.
That's bad enough.
Okay, so now I'm going to go to the Smiths.
I'm going to go to the Smiths.
The Smiths.
But this is kind of like the music of their era.
This is all going back to the 80s, right?
And this is before anybody said anybody was gay.
There was a time that even people that you would say, okay, they're obviously gay.
You wouldn't have said that back then.
But okay, so the Smiths.
How many dudes are like, man, I wish I was Elton John?
That guy gets so much gay.
Sam's listening to Boy George.
Like, I don't know.
He sounds straight to me.
Yeah, he's got some good songs, you know.
And okay, but so we, you know, back in the day, you'd go to places like there'd be a bar or up somewhere where they would just have that night where they played cool music.
People would go and hang out.
I don't know how these places made any money because nobody, everybody was broke that would go to this, but this would cater to like goths, punks, skins.
But but so I met this woman there, and uh among the stuff that was played, like I said, punk, skins, goth, everything, the Smiths, which was which was very fresh for the time.
Same with Jane's Addiction.
Now I look back a little bit like you kind of laugh at it, but at the time it sounded very fresh.
And even that first Jane's Addiction album was very fresh and good.
Everything after that, to me, I just don't even have any of those albums.
That's the only album I have by them.
And the same with the lead singer, right, Irishman?
And he's a homo?
Well, I, you know, I guess he is.
I don't know that he's ever.
But it's also funny because he's a nationalist.
Yeah, he's never come out and said he's a homo, I don't think, as far as I know, but but it's pretty apparent he is.
But, you know, and again, now, if I was to name, again, we got to be careful about doxing ourselves so these jerks don't try to hurt us.
But back in the day, there were record stores, and I used to hang out a record store.
The only two records I have by the Smiths are these two seven-inch vinyl bootlegs, believe it or not.
Because again, before like CDs and stuff like that, people, you know, so I would go to this record store and there's they're both on this green vinyl with the label is just a black label.
There's nothing written on it, but there's four songs on each side.
So that's two, four, six, eight, eight songs by the Smiths on these two cool seven-inch green vinyls, you know, and that's all I have by them.
But it's, you know, but this, it's super cool stuff.
And it's, it's even like because it wasn't the like the real title of the song wasn't known.
So it was like somebody picked a few words out of the song and said that's the title of that song.
And anyways, the song that I'm getting to is actually on the Smiths first self-titled record.
It was called The Smiths.
The song is called Reel Around the Fountain.
And, you know, the Morrissey and the Smiths before Morrissey, but even Morrissey himself, lyrics are funny, they're romantic.
And so Reel Around the Fountain.
I don't know if you guys have heard this song, but that was our song, you know.
And it's got some funny lyrics.
I'll just say them or sing them if you don't mind.
15 minutes with you.
Well, I wouldn't say no.
People said that you were easily led and they were half right.
You know, it's just very funny songs.
And it's kind of a slow song, so you can dance to it and stuff like that.
So that was our song, you know.
And we, like I said, we met at this place.
It was a bar, but it was just, you know, we just went there to hear the music.
Nobody had any money to buy drinks.
So I don't know how the place made any money.
But that was our song for many years.
And it's a really good song, too.
So that was, like I say, my first wife, so to speak.
But then I'm going to move on to the next one, which is my wife and I.
It's our song.
It's our song to this current day.
And it's the Rolling Stones Wild Horses.
If you've ever heard this one.
And, you know, I'm not a classic rock guy by any means.
But these lyrics are very passionate.
And it's like they're almost desperate in a way because the lyrics are like wild horses, wild horses couldn't drag me away.
Wild horses will ride them someday.
You know, it's very, a lot of feeling.
But where we went, I wish Smasher was on the show.
I know.
Okay.
Well, all right.
I'm going to tell him to listen and I'm just giving him a taste of his own medicine.
His little stupid one-liners, Smasher.
But when my wife and my wife and I were getting together, but it's a very, it's like a, you know, like a real hometown kind of place, but very touristy.
So like every third shop is an ice cream shop, you know, and there's all kinds of, you know, cool.
It's a very hipster place.
It's probably covered in rainbow flags now.
I don't know.
I haven't been there in, you know, 20 years, but it was a, you know, it was a place to go.
And we walked around and there's like vintage clothing shops and secondhand stores.
And we were in a secondhand store.
My wife then to be was browsing around and that song came on, Wild Horses, you know, and it just, it just captured the moment how everything felt so right and so comfortable.
And just those lyrics that I just recited there, you know, wild horses couldn't drag me away.
It just felt so good.
It's a beautiful song and it's nice to hear you sing it too, Sam.
And thank you.
We're going to have to excerpt that for definitely.
For the greater to our next outdoor, we do have to wrap it.
You got to work tomorrow.
We got a bunch of people got to work tomorrow, but go ahead.
This is great musical autism.
Sure.
And so we actually recorded it ourselves.
Now, I would wish I could give you this MP3 to play for everyone, but I know my wife would not feel comfortable to put it out there.
I'll share it with you guys if you like.
But, you know, through the years, we were always excited to encounter another rendition of the song.
There's a rendition by Elvis Costello doing Wild Horses.
It's really cool.
And there's some other ones out there you can find it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
And yeah, it's such a good song.
It's just a touching song.
And I have one more segment to go here, and I'll try to keep it quick.
But so those are, like I said, I've had three ladies in my life and we had a song, you know, a special song.
But now I'm going to tell you, this is for everybody.
And on this show, we always pride ourselves on putting practical information in the hands of people that you can go out and do.
If it's natural family planning or tantric sex or financial tips, whatever it is, we put practical information in the hands of people.
So now I'm moving to you want to get laid tonight.
Okay.
I know you do.
So this is for the listeners or even for you veterans that are married.
If you want to get laid tonight, I want to give you a couple of songs that your woman is going to melt in your arms if you play this for her.
Now, don't tell her you're going to do this.
You just lead on like you're kind of making lovey little lay a smacker on her, you know.
But then you have these songs queued up.
And I believe in downloading the music too.
And I hope everyone knows how to steal music from YouTube.
Can we talk about that?
I mean, I know we're no, no.
Oh, all right.
Well, we're trying to expand on YouTube.
No, we can't, we can't tell them how to do that.
Is Dancing Queen by Abba one of your get laid songs?
No, no.
Go for it.
Okay, well, that's disappointing.
But okay, I guess we can't tell that.
But you're smart, guys.
You can figure it out.
You can figure out how to get these songs.
You know what?
You could buy the CD too off of Amazon.
But, okay, Santana, Carlos Santana.
I could just hear the bad comments already.
Oh, Sam.
First, he's talking about gay music.
Now he's talking about this spic, you know, a Brexit.
Great album.
But I don't know.
Is he non-white?
I don't know.
It's like, you know, there's one of our friends who says a funny thing: if you have the right sense of humor for this, you know, we all have, or not, we all have, somebody has like a Hispanic friend or something.
And, you know, if we like them, they're Spanish.
If you have the right sense of humor, you know, if we like them, they're Spanish.
I used to get the Mexicans at the Garden Center to translate Oye Como Va for us.
Yeah.
Did you hear me coming?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, and, you know, honestly, I mean, I work with a certain amount of Hispanics and really honestly, a certain percentage of them are in fact white.
There's no doubt about it.
But that's just my opinion.
Don't hate for that.
Okay.
Santana, Samba Pati.
You download that song.
You play that for your woman.
I want to hear in the chats coming up everybody that played that song and how they scored.
30 days from now, we're going to have a 15-minute pregnancy announcement.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
This is going to touch off a new round of babies, no doubt.
So Samba Pati, Samba, P-A-Pa, T-T-I, Samba Pati, which means Samba for you.
Yeah, great, great song.
If you don't get lucky after that one, man, oh my gosh.
But I like having it on a CD.
I burn things to CD.
I don't like playing it off my phone.
And I have a boom box in the bedroom so I can play things.
I can hook up my phone to it.
But I like playing CDs because you can control the order and everything like that.
But and once you've done that, also you can't just go with one song, right?
Because this is going to last a while.
You're going to be getting some action for a little while.
So also by Santana, download the song Europa.
Great song.
So those are a couple of great songs.
And really, those other three songs I mentioned before, all five songs together, put them all together on a mixed CD or mixtape or whatever you like.
And man, you're going to do well with your lady.
Let me throw you a quick tip there.
And I mean this completely unironically because it sounds like they probably overdo it.
But there's a Mike Patton band called Lovage, and they have an album called Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by.
And it's freaking incredible.
Older Women by Ronnie McDowell.
Yep.
You guys have a steep task.
And I mean this sincerely because Moto's here and he's seen me scratching my chicken scratch onto the paper.
And he's like, you're going to need a second page there, buddy.
I've been trying to keep up with you and write all this stuff down, but you got to send me these things for the show notes.
I already dropped a bunch of them in the chat.
Yep.
We also need Sam and J.O. to have a fist fight over what's going to be the closing song tonight, virtually.
I want to add real quick my get-laid song for the younger guys listening when you're driving your girl home from the stupid dinner at the restaurant with masks on and you're like feeling pretty cool on your cruising.
Pop on the cassette player in stereo by Gateway Drugs.
I guarantee you're going to get some at least make it to first base.
All right.
Mr. Producer is ready to go to sleep.
Moto is hanging here.
Just a little color commentary for the hardy audience sticking with us through the second half.
It's been absolute chaos here from Potato Crying.
We're on the Yeti.
So all the background noises there, my wife has been here listening to us and like playing JO and Sam's classical music in the background on her iPhone.
They're keeping it really quiet, but I'm like, I can hear it, honey.
But the internet has stayed on.
Moto, the tinkle of Moto's ice in his glass hasn't been too bad.
We kept it on mute.
And I hope, yeah, and I hope the audience enjoys us cutting loose a little bit here in the second half and having fun.
I'm sorry, I can't let this go on the way out the door.
A couple of quick facts about Perry Farrell.
After Lollapalooza fell apart, he started Purim Palooza.
And then check this out.
Farrell has worked to bring music festivals to Israel, including Lollapalooza and Jane Edition itself has performed in Israel.
However, the Lollapalooza event fell through with the organizers citing financial concerns and a lack of talent willing to perform in Israel.
Farrell starred in and sang at a stand with Israel party held at seven world trade building seven, just outside ground zero.
Oh my goodness.
Ugly inside and out.
Mr. Producer says massive attack is his go-to.
Yeah.
I think Mezzanine was also the one that was the intro music to House MD from Fox, if you remember that.
Very good.
All right.
So we got to bring this puppy home for all of our benefits.
Thank you guys so much.
We'll start with the man to my left here at the table.
Moto, glad to have you back.
Pleasure to have you.
And thank you for the financial tips.
Go up the chain to JO.
Glad to have you back.
No, no, it was good to be back.
And I have done so little socializing in any way, shape, or form in the past, I don't know, month or two that this was really nice.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's gone from Boomer Sanchez to Hermit Sanchez.
He's got an orthodox beard by now.
Samuel, my friend.
Hey, coach.
Yeah, just echoing what Jayo was saying there.
You know, some weeks are tough.
And I play in a band, as I've mentioned before.
And the band practice, just like this show, is sometimes that's the only highlight in the week when you got a tough week, you know.
And I always look forward to this time and Letting it all hang out and getting it aired out.
Amen.
I'm all smiles here, and I'm very glad that my fear of Mr. Producer did not lead me to say, Oh, I'm not feeling up to it this week.
Let's punt to Sunday.
And of course, Mr. Producer, thank you, as always, for helping me out with my head is about to explode from hearing that stuff about Terry Farrell.
He says, Yeah, and yeah, our internet didn't go out.
Well, no, not yet.
He just in Appalachia.
There he is.
As you were saying, our internet didn't go out.
Your internet went out.
It's because I touched the phone.
Oh my God.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Leave that in.
Yeah.
I touched the phone and then iTunes opened.
Oh, my God.
That's it right there.
Geez, we're really letting it fly here.
All right.
Anyway, Full House episode 56 was taped on a muggy and stormy July 23rd.
It sure as hell is now, July 24th, 2020.
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And of course, check us out at full-house.com and do drop us a line with any questions anonymously that you want us to address on the site with our panel of experts.
And I'm not even memeing there.
We really do have a lot of good people who are like, just say the word.
And also, all writing submissions welcomed even from inside the house.
I'm looking at you, Mr. Producer.
I'm looking at you, Smasher.
And Jo, I think you better, you've been listening to so much classical music.
Dust off that inkwell while you're at it.
So to all white families struggling with maybe a bit of Groundhog Day syndrome amidst new shutdowns and a long hot summer, we do salute you.
Now, I don't know what to do here because I had a song teed up and I'm just going to say, Sam, Jo, it's up to you.
My wife, you know what?
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
My wife had a suggestion she was listening, and it's perfect.
It should have been played on the show already.
You guys will have another chance to pick music, but we got to go with Flight of the Valkyries by Richard Mother.
Thinking about that?
You didn't say good one.
Here we go.
We're doing it.
Flight of the Valkyries.
Thank you, honey.
Thank you, everybody.
We love you, fam.
We'll see you next week.
And Smasher's not here, so we all got to do it at the same time.