She Said She Did THIS For Coachella Tickets! Ft. Jack Doherty
Jack Doherty and the Fresh & Fit panel dissect the ethics of trading sex for Coachella tickets, debating whether financial necessity justifies such acts or if they reflect flawed gender dynamics. The conversation evolves into an analysis of sexual market value, where hosts argue women overestimate their ability to retain high-status partners while compartmentalizing men into specific roles. Jack reveals he received the ticket via a sexual favor rather than purchasing it, sparking accusations of hypocrisy and leading to a broader discussion on how social media distorts relationship expectations and the "dark gentleman" archetype. Ultimately, the episode suggests that modern dating dynamics, fueled by internet accessibility, make men more disposable, urging women to hold higher standards despite the pressure to rush into multiple partnerships. [Automatically generated summary]
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All right, we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Your Podcast, man.
After Hours, this is your man.
We're doing some money race.
Down the mall.
Of course.
Quick announcement before we get into the show.
We're going to be in Pennsylvania.
We're going to go to Penn State on Wednesday.
On Wednesday.
I think we're going to leave.
The show is Wednesday, but Tuesday we're going to go.
Okay.
So we'll give you guys an after hours probably on Monday, and then you're going to drop a Money Monday video probably for them.
Yes.
We're going to interview DJ, how to do DJing, how to do DJing, how to make Being a DJ in general, music.
Good money.
Ways that you can make money on the side with your career or whatever you might be doing, side hustle.
So we'll be there doing debates and we're going to do a fresh fit show as well over there.
So I'll do a table debate, as you guys know, with politics, whatever, and then we'll go ahead and do a show with some girls on the campus.
I don't know if we're going to live stream it.
We might pre record it, but we'll figure it out.
It depends, yeah.
It depends on like connections and everything else like that, as you guys know, with like internet.
And I think that's pretty much it, Chris.
Go ahead.
Can I come to the campus and show up with Henny?
No?
No?
You want to, I guess.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
But, you know, W Girls, W Jack, W Bills and Mo, we're here at W Chat.
Right now, I can't see the chat because my computer's off, but it just turned out by itself.
But we're here, and it's Friday, so let's make it happen.
I'm so sober right now.
Who knows what may happen, but let's make stuff happen.
And follow me on OnlyFans.com slash Aaron Poxon.
What?
No, I'm joking.
I have my OnlyFans.
If you want me to, I'll make one.
What?
But, anyways.
I believe you.
Let's have a great show.
Thank you, Chris.
All right.
All right.
Well, thank you for coming, ladies.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age.
We do it for a living.
Dating status.
If you want, of course, your body count.
Let's start right here.
Welcome to the show.
My name's Yazket.
How old are you?
I'm 24.
What do you do for work?
I do trade shows, like brand modeling at conventions.
Your model?
No, I wouldn't consider myself a model.
What would you consider yourself?
Just like a promoter, basically, for brands.
Okay.
Where are you from originally?
Vegas.
Okay.
And you said you do promotion for brands?
Yeah.
Highest education level completed?
I dropped out of college.
So, high school?
Yeah.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Huh?
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control?
No.
And then, Chris.
I was going to say her race.
You have a cat?
Yeah, it's like Y A S Q E T.
Okay.
What's your background, ethnicity?
I'm Egyptian and white.
Hello, my mom!
You speak Arabic or no?
No.
My family does.
Kellam RV?
No.
Go ahead, Chris.
Wait, what's her job?
She's a promotion.
Promoter.
Oh, yeah, she's one of your series, man.
For trade shows.
For what, trade shows?
For trade shows?
Yeah.
It's different than the club.
Yeah, it's a little different, but she still has a network.
So, your head is actually networks.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, your body count?
My body count?
Yeah.
One.
Not tonight, girl.
You're from Vegas.
That's a light, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You're on fresh as shit.
Ain't no way your body count went up.
You got 10 bodies by showing up here.
Oh, my goodness.
I mean, most girls out here.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hey, y'all.
Bugatti Black.
He knew what to do.
It's Bugatti Black.
You're busting me and I'm busting back.
You already know what the fuck's going on.
Wait, that's your catchphrase?
That is my name.
That's hilarious.
It is.
You ever been in a Bugatti?
I have.
Okay, shit.
I have.
Yes, I have.
What color was it?
It was black.
It makes a lot of sense.
Okay.
Which is why I got the name.
Absolutely.
How old are you?
I'm 40.
Okay.
Mm hmm.
Four.
Where are you from?
Mm hmm.
Dang.
Oh, 44 or four?
I am 44.
44.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Grown as fuck.
Chicago.
But I live here in Miami.
Been here since 2014.
Okay.
Clear your throat, motherfucker.
Get the phlegm out of me.
But then she got kids, right?
I work.
Why are you worried about my children?
Because you're not my friends.
Are you trying to give me children?
I'm like, shit.
Jack, do you want to give me some babies?
Fuck.
Because I can still have them.
Because you're not.
You're going to go on fresh and fit and not take care of them.
I can still get a period.
Do you want me to have your baby?
Because I can't.
Exactly.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Here we go.
So, you asked me what I do for a living.
Is this being respectful here?
No, no, no.
Of course, I'm very respectful.
Me and Jay, we're good.
Yeah, but don't swear to him.
Oh, of course, we're good.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're your daddy.
Whoa.
Okay.
All right.
So, you asked me what I do for a living.
I work for the county, for Miami Dade County, and I also have my own podcast, Busting Back with Black, on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Master's degree.
Okay.
And what?
In business management.
All right.
Do you get it like from here in Florida or somewhere?
No, no, from Chicago, a private institution.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
How many kids?
I have four.
How about grandkids?
None.
Where are your oldest?
Thank God, 24.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
My parents were together up until the time that my father passed.
Okay.
So I know what real love looks like.
Birth control?
No.
All right.
Which is why I have four children.
And then I'm going to say, ethnic background is black?
It is.
Okay.
As far as I know.
All right.
Foundational.
Hi.
What's your name?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
All right.
Don't hurt me.
All right.
The body count.
My body count?
Yeah, it's pretty high, right?
Too many to remember.
What?
Over 100?
I can't say.
Okay.
You know what?
I came up during the time where ecstasy was very big during that time.
So it took a lot of my memory.
So it would require some people to tell me, like, hey, you remember me?
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get this straight.
But I might.
Hold on, hold on.
It affects your brain?
Ecstasy does.
So you have holes in your brain?
Yes.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Wait, wait.
So you smash niggas on ecstasy?
Back in the day, yes.
Absolutely.
Roland.
All right, all right.
Roland.
Okay.
Roland.
I think she's on it.
I'm very honest.
I'm Swan.
Woo!
Right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Props to you, I guess.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Let's go.
Keep going.
Any ditty parties?
No.
Unfortunately, I wish.
Okay.
What?
I would have been there.
I would have been a hot topic.
Woo!
Flat topic.
And I would not have testified against them.
Absolutely.
Let's go.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi.
So I'm Jasmine.
Okay.
How old are you, Jasmine?
I am 38.
Okay.
Guys, she thought about it.
No, I'm fucking 38.
Okay.
All right, where are you from?
I am from the Bronx, New York.
Oh, shit.
So you're here on vacation?
I'm on what?
So you're here on vacation?
No, I'm not on vacation.
I live in Fort Myers now.
Oh, okay.
I've been here for three months already.
Three months?
Okay, what do you do for work?
So I'm a statistician.
Okay.
I'm an ass statistician, like Jack wants to say, because he wants me to wax his ass.
That's what you said.
What?
Nah.
A little bit.
Okay.
38.
Highest.
I don't.
I don't.
Highest education level completed?
So the highest education.
Probably went to cosmetology school, right?
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Relationship status?
I am single right now.
Okay.
Wonder why.
I'm single and ready to mingle.
Did you leave New York when you became single, pretty much?
No, I lived in Michigan for a while.
Oh, okay.
You've been all over.
I've been all over, baby.
Are your parents together or?
My parents are together.
All right.
Nice.
And then birth control for you?
What kind of birth control?
Yes.
Yes, I have birth control.
I am A, baby.
How many kids you got?
I have two.
Okay.
And are you Puerto Rican or?
I am Boricua.
Of course.
Puerto Rican.
Bronx.
All right.
You guys will get along with me.
I'm New Yorkian, baby.
You're taking care of your kids right now.
Puerto Ricans hate me, actually.
I'm just so curious.
I just feel like when I'm a parent, I'm not going to be like, especially the mother.
The New York Weekends hate you?
What?
I'm asking who's taking care of your kids right now.
Oh, no, my kids are grown, baby.
How old are they?
They are like 18.
No, my daughter is 18.
My son is 23.
When did you have your first kid?
My first kid was at 16.
Oh, hey, Americans don't believe in abortions.
No, no, no, but it's okay, bro.
Repopulate.
I got me.
Yeah.
I did it.
They have kids, young.
I'm slit.
Hell yeah.
All right.
All right.
Body count.
I got me.
Body count.
Sexually.
Sure, I forgot, man.
Sexually, not violently.
Sexually.
Oh, she's from the Bronx.
That's what I'm saying.
So I'll limit it at 10.
I'm 10.
That's it?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I don't give everybody my pussy.
I mean, not happening, baby.
Give 10 niggas, though.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Alyssa.
All right, Alyssa, how old are you?
21.
Okay.
And I'm from Vegas.
Okay.
Are you guys friends?
We are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Best friends.
It's scary.
Okay.
So you're from Vegas.
And what do you do for work?
I also do trade show.
Okay.
For promotions?
Yeah.
And you do modeling for it?
Yeah.
Okay.
What does that entail?
Is that like you trading your, like, no, obviously your body, but like you're modeling in the trade show?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
So you're like the, I guess you could say, ring girl type of like dress?
I just like that vibe.
Yeah.
Oh, that's even worse.
But I mean, Not really.
I'm assuming you like go through like some type of company and like they bring like you work for that company and then that company just gives you guys gigs.
Exactly.
To show up at.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Risk control for you?
Risk control?
No.
Are you also Egyptian or?
I'm not.
I'm Hispanic.
Okay.
Mexican?
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
Welcome back.
Hi, my name is Bella.
Okay.
How old are you, Bella?
18.
Where are you from?
I'm from Michigan.
Okay.
What part of Michigan?
Detroit.
She's a funny one.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
OnlyFans.
Okay.
Highest education level completed in high school?
High school.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
Okay.
Oh, they are.
Okay.
Wait, no?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
All right.
And then race white?
Puerto Rican.
Boricua.
100%?
50.
Okay, white and Puerto Rican?
Yeah.
All right.
You have kids?
No, I don't have kids.
Don't worry.
It's coming.
It's coming very soon.
You're Puerto Rican.
By the way, what's your body count?
Sorry, I talked about the question, man.
Yeah, we didn't forget.
It's three.
300?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because you know what?
That is smart!
Trade show, right?
You're walking around looking hot.
You're going to get hit on multiple times.
That doesn't mean I want to, though.
Of course.
I know, but you're going to say no so many times.
I mean, yeah.
I'm pretty smart.
I see what he's saying.
He's saying, like, if you get hit on 5,000 times, there's going to be a conversion rate to some degree.
100%.
So I'll leave that there.
Mathematically speaking, at least.
Yes.
Not in your favor.
But what about you?
Your body count?
Five.
You only fans, yeah.
We believe it, right?
All right, uh, what about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Melanie.
I'm from oh, I'm 20.
I just turned 20, okay.
And I was born and raised in Miami.
Oh, are you Cuban?
Cuban Dominican, okay.
Kiloke, kiloke.
Uh, what do you do for work?
I know black.
Um, I'm a registered behavioral therapist, okay.
Yes, can you tell us what that entails?
It's basically.
Uh, the care of kids with disabilities, can you help Chris?
Maybe, maybe, maybe he's out of reach.
He's an alcoholic.
Oh, not that type of disability, more and more born with it or throughout your life.
Oh, so fresh, yeah, like, yeah, how fresh out, man.
Uh, highest education level completed for you, high school.
All right, oh, you could do that with a high school diploma, yeah, definitely.
My mother did that.
Wow, damn, I just followed my mother's footsteps.
Is it like did you have to go to some kind of like third school?
No, you have to like uh pass a board 80 out of.
70 out of 80 questions.
You have to study for it.
Okay, like to take a course or anything?
You have to study it.
Yeah, they give you a course.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
No.
Really good job for you?
Used to.
Okay, no more though.
Why'd you stop?
Just because.
Just because.
Okay.
You know.
Okay.
And what's your body count?
A nice and easy seven.
Nah, it's pretty high.
You have the thousand cocks there.
I see it in your eyes.
Dude, what?
Yeah, bro.
Look at the eyes.
Bro, she's cooked, bro.
Bro, look at that shit, bro.
She's the guy Chris said the thousand cocks there.
Yeah, yeah.
She looks simple, Chris.
Simple.
There we go.
We gotta blur.
Chris, you gotta focus it, okay?
There you go.
There we go.
You know what's funny?
It'd be blurred, and Chris doesn't notice because that's his real vision.
Oh, yeah.
You notice that?
Because his lips.
He never actually focuses anything, and it's like, wait, it's because he's looking at it through his vision.
He's like, this is good.
Yo, he'd be like, yeah, camera angle.
Chris.
Yeah.
See, ladies, we roast each other.
The Body Count Game00:10:42
All right.
It's fantastic.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Natalie.
Natalie?
You look fake.
You look like a doll.
You look like AI.
What the?
Thank you.
No, I don't think that's a compliment.
How does that even work?
It's a compliment.
It's a compliment.
All right.
How old are you, Natalie?
I'm 25.
25?
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm Colombian and Nicaraguan.
But you live here in Miami now?
Yeah, I live here in Miami.
Okay.
Did you go to high school here and stuff?
Yeah.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I work at Taco Bell for now.
Oh, okay.
I'm planning on joining the Air Force.
You should be eating, huh?
Air Force?
Yeah.
Right now?
I'm planning on going next year.
What are you going to do?
Um, I still have to go to that red, nigga.
You're not being a fucking pilot anymore after this episode.
You heard about a draft, Russell Lee?
Bye bye.
You're going to that red, bro.
Yeah.
You're about to go to Isfahan.
Yes, you are.
Wait, isn't it from like 18 to 39?
42.
So we're cooked.
Well, I'm out of there.
Do you even register for like, nigga, you probably didn't register for selective service, man.
I have a disability, though, so I'm good to go.
Yeah.
We'll see what happens.
Yeah.
What's your disability?
Trust me, you don't want to know.
All right, so you said you talked about what you're preparing to go to Air Force, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you go to college or no?
No.
I'm planning on going after, though.
All right.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yeah, my parents are.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
I'm sorry.
Birth control for you?
No.
Okay.
Chris sleeps.
What's that?
Chris is asleep.
What do you mean?
It's on the 10.
No, you forgot a question.
Who was talking?
Body count.
Yeah.
Who was talking all the time, bro?
Who wants your body count?
None.
What?
None?
You're a virgin?
Yeah.
I'm Christian.
You know what?
And I'm sober.
And you're 25?
Yeah.
So no man's been in there.
No man.
Maybe.
No.
Not even a tickle.
No.
Short said Taco Bell, but no taco meat, I guess.
Damn!
Put it on God.
Yeah.
On God?
I can't put it on God.
Oh, I see.
That's against Christianity.
Against Christianity.
Christ is King.
Let me ask you a question real quick.
You said you're 25, right?
Mm hmm.
Do you do surgery at all?
No, my body's not.
Let me see real quick.
If you don't mind.
Can you set up a little twirl?
A twirl?
Yeah.
Okay, so.
That is a virgin body.
She's very fit for her.
All right.
I'm gonna call that fit, bro.
I'm gonna call that fit, bro.
Some nice little set.
Okay, okay.
Did you do any surgery?
Is that natural?
My body's natural, yes.
Are you Cuban?
I'm Colombian.
Colombian, Nicaraguan.
That's, uh.
I don't know, man.
I mean, she works at Taco Bell Fresh.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like, she probably eats chocolate, you know, tacos at her lunch break.
I'm actually a vegetarian, so.
What?
There's nothing you're saying right now, man.
This is crazy.
These two are my best friends.
These two are my best friends.
They know.
They're gonna say their versions too every single time.
No meat on food?
No, nothing.
Guys, that's crazy.
They eat like eggs and shit.
I eat a lot of eggs, tuna.
Fish?
Yeah, she eats fish and stuff.
She just don't eat like chicken and stuff.
I don't eat chicken.
No, no, no, Well, what the hell?
Well, I was going somewhere with that, but let's continue.
All right.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Scorpio.
All right, Scorpio.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
What do you do for work?
So I travel dance, and I also work in the warehouse, but I build like circuit boards.
So you're like a black nerd?
A little bit, but like, you know what I'm saying?
A little bit, nigga.
But you dance too?
Yeah, I do everything because I got a two year old, you know what I'm saying?
So, wait, are you from Miami or like where do you live?
Nah, I'm from Chicago, but I've been in Florida for like 10 years.
Are you like local here in Miami or up north?
I travel like here back and forth, so I don't stay that far because I stay like four hours away.
Hey, y'all!
Okay, so you come between Miami and up north somewhere.
I'll say Orlando maybe.
Okay, what do you do for work?
You said you do a couple things.
Yeah, I work in the warehouse and I build like circuit boards.
You know, like they're going to, yeah, in computers and shit.
Yeah.
And then like I have OnlyFans.
Oh shit.
Okay, so you were nervous.
People a lot.
Wait, you know what?
So, wait, do you work more like chips?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's what you build chips.
Yeah, but also I build like the board.
Okay, the board and the chips.
Yeah, and like I put like the little components on the board.
Oh, shit.
Gotcha.
Like I soldered like the little components on the board.
She soldering shit.
Oh, she got it.
She got it.
She soldering shit.
Wait, wait, so you do OnlyFans, solder boards, and you're from Chicago?
You're from Chicago.
Who are you?
Who are you?
I got many talents, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, so you know what we need, sweetheart?
We need to go to Oblock, me and Myron.
I'm going to have to go to Oblock.
Can you get us in there?
No, no, for a stream.
I don't think y'all are tough enough to go in Oblock.
Oh, I've been to Oblock before.
It don't have to be tough.
You should go to Oblock, bro.
The fuck?
That's a bad idea.
You can't go to Oblock.
But if you plug, but you got to be plugged, though.
So I don't know who took him.
I'll take myself there.
The fuck?
I'm plugged.
You lying.
I know he's lying.
That's why I'm going to be looking at what he's doing.
I told Neon no.
They said Neon's like, yo.
You know how it goes.
Nah, I can't explain why I'm plugged in, but I'm plugged in.
She plugged in.
Yeah.
No, we're from Iraq too, so I know what she's talking about.
What are your thoughts on Taiwan then?
Speaking of chips and circuit boards.
What are your thoughts?
Think about this.
Think about that.
No opinion?
Think about this.
Good Myron.
I mean, I figured she'd have an opinion on Taiwan because that's like the op for her.
It makes sense.
If you're doing chips and stuff, that's the enemy.
Biggest.
Not familiar?
She don't give a fuck.
She probably knows.
It's not our part.
Yeah, it's not my part.
What's your job title name?
I'm an engineer.
I do a few things.
I do assemble work.
Assemble work would be assembling the boards and stuff like that.
For computers?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, can you fix my computer later?
Like, you know, can you, like, update my drives?
You might have to pay me, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
Hey, how are you gonna pay it, Chris?
Yo, fresh.
You see what she's working with, man?
I see.
She said, update my drives?
She wants you to pay, bro.
My hard drives.
My hardware.
This thing can fuck.
Not software, because the software is programming.
This thing's so stupid, bro.
What are we doing right now, Chris?
You know, get him, Chris.
See, I will tell her I'm gonna do a twirl, but her dress is like.
Is it like revealing?
Nah, bro, we're doing that.
She should have seen it in the stripper pool.
Oh, she was getting two in.
I told you I was watching.
So, I'll be traveling to Cali, Atlanta.
Yo, she got swag on.
What's your dating status?
I'm single right now for a reason because I feel like men just don't have the intellectual capacity to understand.
To handle you.
The hard drive.
Yo, Chris, handle that.
She's keeping it real quick.
I was going back.
They can't handle that.
I feel like to understand.
I'm not saying like all men are like that, but it's just to understand you're different, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, yo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
I appreciate it.
All right, um, are your prayers together?
No, they're not.
What's good job for you?
Um, no, because I want another kid, okay.
Nice, all right.
Um, and then highest education level completed?
Um, I dropped out my senior year, okay.
Where's the baby daddy?
He's in Miami, but he's not shit.
Damn.
Call him out?
Damn.
I don't get it.
Name drop?
And you're a black, I'm going to assume?
Yes.
Black American?
Yes.
All right.
And then what about you?
What's your name?
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
My body count?
Like sexually.
Sexually, not violently.
I can't cap in my rap.
I got a few.
So I can't give a name, but I got a few.
Do you work out?
Yeah, I do work out, actually.
Got some nice arms there.
Yeah, and I did like sports too.
Chris would love you because you can grip it harder.
Yeah, like throwing hands off punches.
You might be scaring me.
I'm not gonna lie.
Really?
Me?
Scare you?
You're about, what, four foot five?
Five, three.
Five, three?
All right.
Okay.
The south weight there?
Yeah.
Never mind.
Go ahead.
All right.
Okay.
What's your name?
My name is Stephanie.
All right, Stephanie, how old are you?
19.
All right.
Where are you from?
I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I also work at Taco Bell.
Okay.
Which one?
Hylia?
The Taco Twins.
Wait, wait.
Is it the one in my West Limel?
Hylia Gardens.
You know, I used to live there.
Really?
Hylia Gardens?
Three months, bro.
I felt like a Cuban.
I lived there.
Wait, Hylia Gardens is a lot better than Hylia, though.
Is it the one in the West?
Hylia Gardens or Hylia?
Hylia Gardens.
Okay.
It's a little aggraded, but still.
I mean, Hylia sucks in general, but that's like the less ghetto version.
I call it Crime Aliyah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For those of you that don't know, Hylia is like an area of Miami that's like, Filled with Cubans.
Yeah, I went to Holly Hart.
Nobody speaks English out there, bro.
Very Spanish, facts.
Are you Cuban?
Yes.
Okay.
Typical.
Okay.
So you did Taco Bell.
All right, cool.
Highest education, high school, I'm guessing.
You graduated?
Yes, high school.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
All right.
Birth control for you?
Birth control for you?
No.
Oh, no.
Okay.
All right.
I think we got everybody.
And guests of honor?
I can't do Jack.
Guest of honor, Jack.
Miss Holly, body count four.
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I don't believe that.
All right, next.
All right, Jack, go ahead.
We'll give it to her for now, Jack.
We know who you are.
They may not tell you who you are, real quick, bro.
Um, what's up?
I'm Jack Doherty.
Yep, all right, all right, Jack.
Uh, body count.
Uh, I don't know.
Something.
All right, you lost count.
All right, W. Nah, I'm a good boy.
Where are you from?
Uh, New York.
Nice, yeah.
How's this going on, bro?
Huh?
Content wise, life wise.
Good, man.
Chilling, you know?
Been pretty chill recently.
Wasn't you?
Nothing much.
Just keep doing what I'm doing.
I saw you got banned from the golf PGA tour.
How was that?
That was interesting.
You know, I lasted like 30 minutes in there, but it was a viral clip.
Fire.
All right.
We'll do some chats real quick and then hop into the question and then the video.
What's the first one?
Yo, I promise you, bro.
You're a virgin?
I can't believe that.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Alex.
I don't know if you want me to tell you.
I go to a lot of these shows in Vegas to buy things for my businesses and always take one each day for three days that the show is there.
Take one?
Does he mean like one of the girls?
I go to a lot of the shows in Vegas.
Dude, your grammar is crazy, brother.
Yeah, man.
I don't know what he's saying.
Is he saying girls?
Man, can't tell Vegas, bro.
Definitely not a teacher.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, what's the next one?
Oh, the girls that do okay, see, I get it.
Oh, the girls that do the trade show also ask, That's not true.
That's not true.
What did he say?
Yo, bro, in my head, I'm like, Yo, you're looking like that at a trade show.
It's horny guys trying to buy shit.
They might try to buy you.
So, we have standards though.
So, okay, what's your standard for the guy you'll go for then?
I'm very specific.
Okay, what is it?
Specific.
He has to have a good heart.
Okay, good heart.
How tall?
Height doesn't matter.
Yeah.
As long as they're taller than me, then I don't care.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'4.
Okay, and how much?
How much?
What does it cost?
Does he have to make?
Yeah, how much?
More than me.
That's all.
Like, as long as you're better than me, that's all that matters.
Because remember, I'm trying to put this in a calculated, logical way where, like, you said you don't go for a lot of guys, right?
So who would you go for?
And let's say it's Goodheart.
You said tall.
Tall, other than you.
How much a year?
I don't have a number.
I feel like I'm picky.
So, like, A lot of people can come to me, but I'm not just like, well, I do these trade shows, so I'll fuck someone.
What's a trade show?
It's like you're promoting a bunch of businesses together.
A what?
It's a convention with a bunch of businesses together.
Like in Vegas, there's a lot of those.
But it's funny because I'm telling you, the traffic in there is a lot and it's a hell of a guy.
So them being dressed in a certain way, they're going to get a lot of attention.
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I'm telling you.
For sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
That's funny.
All right.
What's the next one?
See here, Cam says if her face is filled with Botox and makeup, it looks like she's made out of plastic.
She's the type of girl you smash it and blast it because her coon is probably looser than elastic.
The longer her nails and the more color on her hair, the longer her lashes, the more body she catches.
It's poetry.
If she twerks around the clock, she belongs to the whole block.
If she can rap a Megan Thee Stallion song, verse for verse, she doesn't belong to the streets, she belongs to the whole universe.
That was good, bro.
Shut the camera.
Rudy says during the BTS stream, the ladies were talking about whether they had five countries ready to name.
Named a couple of continents plus Mexico.
Then got distracted and started dancing.
Whenever timing right, name three countries, usual rules.
You know what?
Let's do it right now.
We'll start right here, three countries, and you can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico, and you can't repeat whatever she said.
Well, her.
Right?
So.
And ladies, no helping.
United Kingdom, Cuba, and Africa.
You can't say Cuba.
Oh, I can't say Cuba.
Because you're from there.
Oh.
Brazil.
Okay.
Brazil United oh you uh you said Africa but thank you for playing what about you Nigeria Nigeria You got two more, you got this.
You got two more, man.
Jack of all trades?
Jill of all trades?
How can you make a chip, but you can't name three countries?
Holy shit.
That wasn't me, that was Jack.
I don't know, she's looking at me like she got one scrap.
Music.
Nah, real shit, though.
That's crazy.
Three countries.
We believe in you.
You're a black queen.
You got this.
Think, you know, languages, like.
Soar brain, oh my god, this is the UK.
Yeah, she said that.
Oh, you got two more, you got it.
Trouble destinations, soccer, where you want to go to.
Yeah, so two more, many more.
China, okay, one more.
This is crazy, bro.
Holy shit.
Yo, y'all rehearsed this in the back, didn't you?
Goddamn.
He said you rehearsed it in the back.
Five countries.
You got one more.
I believe in you.
I don't.
This is crazy, man.
Damn.
I don't want any chips that you made.
I don't want any chips that you made Okay, let's cut it out Let's cut it out, bro Alright, we're gonna move on Miss Virgin Panama Haiti And Jamaica This bitch took all my asses This bitch took all my ass off.
This is how much you nerd.
What about you?
Afghanistan?
Austria?
Oh, nice.
All AAA.
What about you?
Wait, why isn't he going?
I'm fine.
He's easy to guess.
Yeah, you guys are the retired ones.
India.
India.
Come again.
Guatemala.
A cut.
In Europe.
Good job.
What'd she say?
She said, girl.
Yeah.
You were there a blonde.
Yeah.
Yes, it's a concert.
Oh.
You were there a blonde, bro.
Okay.
What about you?
Japan.
Okay.
Saudi Arabia.
Okay.
And ALOHA!
You got this trade shows, you know, you meet people all the time.
I'm from Dubai from UAE.
I had one more Spain.
Good job.
All right.
What about you?
You got this Venezuela Chama Mexico You can't name that one.
I can't why I'm Puerto Rican.
It's part of the rules But I'm Puerto Rican.
I can't name that one.
I said you can't name three at the very very very beginning.
Yeah, you can't name the US Venezuela Belgium Iraq.
Someone said Iran.
Someone said Iran.
Someone said that.
She's from Egypt.
Who said Egypt?
I didn't know that.
She's from there.
So you can't name that one.
Are you serious?
Yeah, one more.
You got this.
That's okay.
I got it.
Ten hours later.
Okay.
Dominican Republic.
Someone already said that.
Yeah.
What?
Who said that?
She's from there.
She's flying.
So you can't.
Alright, you guys want to give me a hard time?
Yugoslavia.
Okay, finally.
Sean already said that.
10 hours later.
She's good, she's good, she's good.
Nice.
Okay, you got this booty.
Bugatti, you got this?
It's not booty.
Oh, it's a booty.
I got a booty.
Chicago, LA, Miami.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
We gotta be kidding.
We gotta be kidding.
Died.
All right, Dr. Royce, here's.
I let everybody else answer, and I'll be the funny one.
No, we need you to be like.
We need you to be the smart one.
Because you have.
You're the oldest one here.
I'm the oldest, but that doesn't mean I don't know.
What does that mean?
You should know.
If I'm the oldest, that means I should be on the block.
All right, so there's no reason why you should be retarded.
All right?
I'm gonna be retarded.
Well, all right, you said it.
You gotta try one time though.
Just try one time.
Oh, my man.
You're a black queen.
You got this.
Come on, man.
She did it.
Barely.
Barely.
She did it.
Who, Raven?
Yeah.
That's a Raven?
The rest of them barely did it.
But you got this.
I believe you.
You got it, mama.
Give me a second.
Do it.
Two countries Bucate Black.
Wherever Jack is from, it's from New York.
I'm Poland.
That's a country.
Poland.
There you go.
Russia.
Okay, one more.
These nuts.
I know what to say.
You got one more?
Four more.
You got it.
Rio de Janeiro.
Good job.
Did I do it for real?
No.
Okay, man.
You did.
That's better than nothing.
That's better than nothing.
Yeah.
But I still stand by my first three Chicago, LA, and Miami.
The Miami.
Your mama.
Last but not least.
Miss Trade Show?
Okay.
Israel?
Okay.
That doesn't count.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
And South Korea.
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What was it?
The middle one?
North Korea.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty smart.
Yep, she got it.
Okay.
She kind of beat the system.
All right.
Egyptian saying Israel, bro, come on, man.
That's funny.
That's all she knows.
All right.
Cool.
What's the next one?
What else we got here?
Scarman.
Let's see here.
Respectfully, are you collecting vibes like Danos collect stones?
No.
Homie got more dunks than Coochie Third.
What?
I'm confused.
Like Thanos.
I don't understand.
Like, like, the vibe.
Like, what is this shit?
What's going on?
I don't understand.
I don't know, bro.
Clap cheeks.
If the first woman created Coach chose a snake over God's will, what makes you think she's going to listen to you?
Back in the day, dads would have three to four kids.
Nowadays, kids got three to four dads.
Oh, damn.
That's a fire right there.
He ain't lying.
Facts.
Kareem Rakunon says, shout out to Chat Doherty, Crisis King.
Yes, he is.
All right.
Cool.
So, you have a video you want to react to, or you have a question?
We do, but before we do that, Jack, yeah.
Anything for girls, real quick?
Do you have any questions?
You met the ladies.
You kind of.
We got a real wants panel.
All you fucking retards are on here to begin with.
What do you guys got?
Oh, my goodness.
Be honest.
Let's go.
Damn.
Come on.
What are you guys here for?
You got kids.
You got kids.
Fresh gets to be honest.
You're so worried about my coochie output.
We can start hearing that.
I don't know why you're worried about my coochie output, Jack.
I don't know.
So, we'll ask her.
We'll start here and then work our way.
What made you come on the show?
What did you hear about the show?
And you could be honest.
You could be like, oh, I want clout.
I want to get famous.
It could be anything.
No, actually, me and my friends.
Came to Brickwood to just walk.
Oh, me and my friends came to Brickwood to just walk around, and then a guy came up to us, like, Oh, do you want to be on a podcast?
And we said, Yeah, send that to her future husband.
It was that easy.
All right.
What about you?
Um, I just want to shout out my boy Detox.
He got me on the show.
Chicago in the house?
Of course, Chicago, right.
Okay, so Detox, all right.
I'm assuming same with Miss Columbia.
Yeah, Detox?
Yeah, his whole cousin came.
Detox and Danny.
Detox and Danny.
So, I promise you, cool approach.
So, his cousin came and got them.
Detox cousin.
For those of you guys that don't know, Detox is our official DJ guy.
He's been with us for years, man, honestly.
Nice guy.
Yeah, so shout out to him.
Is he here?
No, he's traveling right now.
He's in Arizona, I think.
Okay, all right.
So, working.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
All right.
Same thing?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
I was bored and I wanted clout.
Okay.
You believe you're honest?
Okay.
I believe you're honest.
Okay.
You're honest about it?
Wait, so you said bored and clout.
What did you say?
Sorry.
She's with them.
Oh, y'all can't.
Oh, y'all can't.
Okay.
I got so scared.
Like, I thought I was.
It was bad.
Really?
Yeah, because imagine he just grabbed my shoulder, pushed me back, and he's like, do you want to be on a podcast?
Mute or mic?
Mute or mic?
Okay.
You what?
What the heck?
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
All right, so Clown Bored, what about you?
And it worked.
You talked to me like a few weeks ago.
Oh, okay.
To be on the stream.
Y'all live in Vegas, right?
You two?
Yeah.
You guys just here visiting?
Yeah.
Okay.
We were here a few weeks ago as well.
Double trouble.
Okay.
What about you?
Did she just snort?
Yo, Miss Piggy, chill.
What the heck?
So basically, I'm here.
Fuck it, right?
I'm just doing my thing.
I'm here doing my thing.
We heard you the first time.
And it's just, this is my first time.
This is actually my first time.
This is my first podcast ever.
Is this your first podcast?
I've never done a podcast.
Wow.
I was in a while at launch, though.
While and out?
Yeah.
Nick Cannon?
Uh huh.
Did he smash?
Uh, no.
She had to think about the change.
He just pauses now.
Pause for a second.
Because Nick is that guy.
No, I'm going to say that.
Okay.
But yeah.
What about you?
Why'd you come?
Um, I was reached out to by Charlie.
Charlie.
Okay.
Talk to him.
So I don't, maybe it's because of my reach on Instagram.
I don't know.
I'm a female chauvinist.
So.
What's a chauvinist?
A chauvinist is people that believe that other.
Sexes are inferior to the opposite.
So I feel like women are inferior to men.
Wait, you're retarded.
Or superior.
You can call it what you want.
He's your mama.
Oh, so you actually, interesting.
So you actually think that men are superior to women?
I do.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I say that every day.
So how do you do that for a living?
Wow.
Say it one more time.
What do you do for a living?
So if you weren't listening, I'll tell you again.
And maybe it's what you were smoking on the balcony.
Thank God.
What I do is I work for the county.
I work for Miami Dade County, and I'm also a podcaster, Busting Back with Black.
Which is on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok and Facebook.
Oh, yeah.
So, question because, you know, because that's a very interesting take to have, right?
We live in a world nowadays where, like, you know, black women are very, you know, feminism and we're the best and, you know, niggas ain't shit and stuff like that.
Do you get a lot of pushback given that you, you know, people of your demographic honestly would say, like, you know, women run shit?
Absolutely.
And I'm on a podcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Tasty Hour.
On TikTok, and it's ran by a bunch of women who.
They must hate you.
They hate me so bad.
How dare you!
Because I uplift men.
Oh, I thought you said you believe in women accountable for their bullshit.
Oh, so you shit on women.
I don't shit on you, but I'm going to hold you accountable.
Why are you saying.
Because women don't hold themselves accountable.
So I'm going to hold you accountable.
Absolutely.
I thought you said something else.
I didn't know.
No, The way you said it, the chauvinist thing.
Has you ever gone to ban before?
Say it one more time.
You ever got banned before?
My TikTok?
You got banned?
I have.
Yes.
And I have to appeal it.
And I have to appeal it.
Her comment section is probably going crazy.
You pick me.
Fuck you, bitch.
I already know.
How dare you.
Because it's one thing if I say something, it's something else if it's like a black woman saying it.
A woman.
Absolutely.
And a black woman too, because you know they'd be proud.
But she can get it back though.
I get it back and I get a lot of.
I get that back.
Like, you ain't shit.
Like, you fuck with niggas more than you fuck with us.
How dare you.
But I also get like a lot of people that's saying, like, we're proud of you for like standing up and like we've never seen a woman like.
Like, take that stance.
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Like, so.
Yeah, no, you probably get viciously attacked.
So, I mean, I already know.
Because it's one thing if, like, we say the things that we say, but, like, when you look like them and you are them and then you say what they don't think you're going to say, they get super pissed.
So, props to you for being controversial.
I mean, there you go.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Like, why am I here?
Yeah.
That's what Jack wants to know.
I'm her emotional support.
Okay.
Yeah.
She got scared.
Is she an animal?
Huh?
You said emotional support.
No, she would be the animal.
Yeah, that would make me the animal.
I'm the emotional support pet.
Fair enough.
You want to bark?
Can you bark now?
Bark?
Yeah, bark.
Woof.
Yo!
Send it back and it's lovely.
Chris, what you into?
Okay.
All right.
Jack, any other questions for the girls?
No, that bark did it for me.
All right, we'll play a video here that we have.
You want to explain?
Tell them what the video's about?
Yeah, so basically, we have a lot going on in dating.
And you know, like when you wish things were getting better for dating, but it's not.
It's kind of like you see people all the time.
Bring up top and issues, but they never say why they do it.
And this one is kind of like showcasing Coachella.
Everyone wants to go there this weekend, girls and all around the world.
However, how to get in there?
Let's play the video.
Wait, why do you go to Coachella, Jack?
Me?
Coachella, yeah.
Because that shit's gay.
I don't know.
I mean, there you go.
Yeah.
All right.
Who bought your Coachella ticket?
I don't, I didn't buy a Coachella.
I suck for this ticket, honestly.
I think that's like a joke.
That sounds like a joke.
No, I really did.
Inadvertently, I fed this person and they gave me the ticket.
Pause.
So, just so you understand, Coachella is expensive.
My friend is spending 500K.
What?
For everybody to go over there.
He's a business owner.
Okay, but how much for one ticket?
It depends.
If you're a VIP, if you're in a tent.
Because remember, you're going to get a tent.
So, like, what's J?
Maybe like a thousand?
So, General Vision is a thousand.
Yeah, I think so.
Let me double check that.
And then, if you want to get like the.
The baller shit, VIP, whatever.
It probably goes into 10, 20s, and 30s.
Yeah, it's expensive, bro.
So it's more expensive than Ultra.
Hell yeah, bro.
Remember, it's in the middle of nowhere.
Let me see.
I thought Burning Man was the most expensive.
Well, this one's.
And then niggas came out and camped in the desert, right?
For that one?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Yeah.
So I see two tickets here: $1,600.
That's $800 a piece.
Oh, $800 then.
Yeah.
For GA.
Well, these are like last-minute ones.
So, yeah, for GA.
Good guy.
Okay.
Oh, also, you need to get parking and a camper.
So, it's not only 800, it's more than that.
Okay, because all the logistics, yeah, that's just so you could get in there.
It's bad, bro.
I see between 1,700 to 4,200.
Okay.
Who here wants to go to Coachella or wanted to go to Coachella, but they couldn't afford it?
Any girls here?
They're all too embarrassed.
Okay, why would you go to Coachella over just staying in Miami?
Because it's fun.
Well, we're going to go to Rolling Loud.
Yeah, we're going to go to Rolling Loud.
Have you been there before, Coachella?
No.
Rollout and Coachella are completely different.
Two different things.
Okay, Coachella.
Rollout is.
We're going to go to Rolling Loud.
You're 38.
That's okay.
I could go to Rolling Loud, but I bet you the girls are 30 or bigger, too.
What are you talking about?
And they might be older than 38.
So I'm curious.
Let's say someone said to you, you know what?
I'll get you a ticket for Coachella.
What would you do for it?
Say thank you.
What if they say you need to like give him a favor?
Like, what kind of favor?
Man, you know, man, don't act dumb.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't act dumb.
Be exact.
Like, you gotta like, you know what I'm saying?
Give him a heads up.
Give him a heads up.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't give head.
What are you doing, man?
Wait, never?
Okay, go after the video real quick.
Okay, this gets even worse.
Here we go.
But I didn't them for the ticket.
I didn't them for the ticket.
I just want to point that out.
I them on the side and then they give me tickets.
Who got your Coachella ticket?
I don't I didn't buy a coach.
I suck for this ticket.
Honestly, I think that sounds like a joke.
That sounds like a joke.
No, I really did.
Inadvertently, I messed this person and they gave me.
So we're on the actual panel.
Give me thoughts on the video.
Is she smart for doing that?
Is she in the right?
Is she in the wrong?
What do you think about that?
Me personally, I think that's disgusting.
Why?
Giving head for a ticket.
The ticket is $1,000.
That's expensive.
A thousand dollars.
Yo, we know you're supposed to.
Yo.
Flights, accommodation.
By the way, you know what they did with Airbnb?
They canceled reservations from three months ago, five months ago, and doubled the price of those Airbnbs.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
So imagine you paid full price for Airbnb, you get there, like, sorry, we're selling the house.
But they didn't sell the house.
They just said, you know what, we're going to cancel your reservation, book it for twice the price, and then.
Try somebody else, you know.
There you go, exactly.
So, long goes now, our homeless out there because they can't get us a place to stay because they got boxed out.
But, uh, because we're too poor, telling you, it's tough out here.
She's a dumbass, who's a dumbass, her on the video.
Which one?
The one on the video.
I thought you're talking about someone here.
I was like, hell yeah, let's go.
No, on the video.
Are we going around?
Okay, I mean, yeah, um, I think that's just stupid as fuck because for to do something that you're gonna enjoy for a couple of days, but then you did like you basically just embarrassed yourself.
And even if you did it, like don't even say it out loud, like at least lie, you know, like you did when you said you were a virgin.
Oh, hello, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm real, but that's embarrassing as fuck.
Yeah, why you're just mad because your body counts so high, you with me for talking about her, nah.
What about you?
I mean, it's not on my books, but you know, everybody does what they got to do for what they want.
Shit.
Projecting.
What do you think?
I'm not the one sucking dick, so I don't give a fuck.
It's her mouth.
I mean, is it good?
Is it bad?
Do you think it's like the right thing to do?
I don't know.
It is what it is.
I'm not the one sucking dick, so I don't care.
I don't really care.
You definitely are a blonde.
All right.
What about you?
I would never do it.
So, I guess I'm against it.
All right, we're asking them all pointless questions because they're all lying.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
You're going to lie, fucking get to it.
Next person.
Let's go.
I think I'm better than sucking dick for a ticket.
If I'm going to suck some dick, it's going to be for the money, not for no fucking ticket, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
At least you're being honest, though.
Come on, guys, come forward.
Say that.
Like, all this shit y'all going around the room talking about something.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Like, y'all would suck dick for what you believe that you need to suck dick for.
Like, stop.
Like, no, no, no.
Some food.
I digress.
38.
Oh, why I gotta do 38, man?
Okay, so it's her prerogative what she wants to do with her mouth.
But.
What would you do?
But I would say it depends on.
If I want to see the artist and you got the ticket, man, let's go.
Okay.
Just go for it.
Okay.
Honesty, I'm a part of the same crew she's a part of.
Like, if it's something I want to do and you got access to it and it's out of my price range and you got it, I'm doing it.
Let's go.
What if your kids see this?
They're gonna see this.
Both of you guys got grown ass kids.
They're gonna see this.
I'm gonna suck dick for some rolling louder.
I suck they daddy dick.
You got a YouTube and your old kid, you talk about sucking dick because you threw some fucking Coachella tickets.
You're a rumble.
You're a good influence on your kids.
Wait until I give confirmation, ladies.
It's not about random.
I'm waiting for you.
Would you eat pussy?
Hell no.
I'm not eating pussy.
Let's go to Rumble.
You don't eat pussy.
You never eat pussy?
You're boring.
It's not you guys.
You don't like pussy.
Jack is fucking lying.
You guys are some help.
He definitely ate pussy.
Well, you know what?
He might not be last.
Why don't you have no facial hair?
Because he don't smell.
He's a baby.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, I'm a baby.
Oh no.
You're hurting my feelings.
Stop.
Okay, so for you, honesty is the best policy.
No, no, no, you.
Do you think that they're all lying?
Facts.
Yeah.
I think they're full of shit.
I wasn't full of shit.
I think they're full of shit.
No, she wasn't.
She was the most honest, most transparent.
You became transparent after a motherfucker called you out.
I wish you would have been transparent the first time the mic went to you.
Stop lying.
Like, you bitches know that if you really wanted to be a part of Coachella, if that was really your goal, if a motherfucker rolled up on y'all and was like, hey.
I got a thousand dollar ticket.
I got the tickets.
And they had tickets in their hand.
And this is what you really wanted to do.
There's no, like, oh.
You do it by.
Like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Like, you're going to do it.
But if I wanted it that bad, I would have just bought it myself.
You didn't have it, though.
I'm talking about if you didn't.
No, no, no.
We're talking about bitches that don't have it.
We're talking about the circumstances.
The circumstances are you're poor.
You're a poor whore.
You're a poor whore, and you're somewhere where you want to go.
I mean, you're rich.
You don't even have to be a whore.
You're just poor.
I'm a whore.
I'm a girl.
I'm a whore.
Just because.
And they're the guys, so you're going to stop them anyways because I wish you had a ticket.
I'm not a whore about action.
I'm just a whore about circumstance.
Exactly.
Don't get it twisted.
What I'm saying is, yeah, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, when you are poor and you've taken yourself somewhere where you want to go and have access to, what you do to get access to it, there's no limit to what you will do to get access to it.
So if you're there and you took your ass from where you're from?
Vegas.
Yeah.
You went from Vegas to wherever the fuck the.
California, California, California.
Yeah, you went to California and you drove your ass up there.
You had $10 in gas.
You and your homegirl, whatever y'all did to get bread, y'all took y'all little money and took y'all gas up there.
And you and your homegirl had the conversation before y'all got there.
Yeah.
Bitch.
And now that I think about it.
When we get here.
Now that I think about it.
Whatever we got to do, bitch, because all I got is 20.
You got 20, I got 20, you got 20.
We're going to get us up there.
We're going to have fun.
But when we get there, bitch, whoever dick we got to suck to get these tickets, bitch, we're sucking that dick.
No, don't suck anybody's dick, though.
You haven't.
Don't just suck.
Yeah, we're gonna suck the victims with tickets.
Nah.
Y'all lying.
Nah, nah, nah.
Driving Up with Ten Dollars00:15:50
Okay.
Alright, enough.
Nah, but just because that shit might have like bumps and shit.
Somebody will be like, yeah.
You gotta know what kind of.
That's what I was wondering.
Whatever makes her.
Yeah, you can tell.
Okay.
Well, the bottom line is with Coachella tickets, they're very expensive, and most girls can't afford it.
So they find a sponsor from either Sugar Site, Miami, Vegas, New York, get a ticket, and then they're like.
Burning Man, E Zoo, Electric Zoo, Ultra.
Or Promoter.
Yeah, EDC.
Never.
Right.
Electric Daisy Carnival.
It's all sponsored for the most part because you're not going to spend $5K on a ticket.
Not at all.
Travis, a lot of these music festivals are sausage fests.
Yeah.
At least EDM ones because women don't like to pay for.
Anything, yeah, Chris.
Cameras, bro, what are you doing?
All right, I have to disagree with that.
Yeah, go ahead.
I disagree with that, sure.
Because if it's my dude, then I'm gonna pay for him.
But if it's like a random person, then like a random dude, and I'm just fucking on, nah, I'm not gonna pay for him.
You gotta be my nigga, yeah.
But but that's what I'm trying to say.
Like, women are not okay with paying for like, like men are totally okay with like paying for random women.
Women are completely not okay with paying for random men ever.
Like, they'll only pay for like maybe their boyfriend if he's like put a lot in, yeah.
But, like, women in general don't have.
Women are not open to sharing their resources with men, is what I've realized.
Actually, let me scratch it.
I mean, if I got it, I'll provide.
Lies.
I'm going to scratch it.
Yeah, but there needs to be attachment for you to provide to that guy.
There has to be.
Like, whereas a guy will, like, provide for you with way less.
Like, you need.
You don't have to provide as much value to him for him to provide for you.
But, like, for you to provide for him, he has to provide you an enormous amount of value.
I mean, not in my case, at least.
What do you mean?
Like.
Give us a scenario where you provided.
I mean,.
Without being provided for.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, so it's never been a circumstance where it would like it happen, but like I feel like at least for me, I wouldn't need to be provided for to like give, you know.
I don't like to receive, I like to give.
Okay, let me give you an example.
If you went to a bar, yeah, more than likely, maybe you, but like most women would not buy a drink for a guy just because he's handsome and he's there.
They're not gonna do that.
Not that you're not gonna, I'm gonna disagree with it.
I would, I said, I remember, I said a majority of women, you're different, yeah.
Like, if 100 women walked into a bar and they saw a handsome guy, like 90 of them are not going to buy him a drink.
Maybe 10 will.
In my case, I will.
That's the minority, then.
But most women are not doing that.
I would argue most women feel insulted if they even spend money at a club or a bar.
They do.
It's insulting.
They think I have.
I mean, it's nice to receive, but at the same time, it's nice to give too, if you really think about it.
How often are y'all giving?
Yeah, but yeah.
Okay, that's like I said.
There hasn't been a circumstance where I give, but I feel like if it did come to it, I would.
When's the last time you gave?
That's what I'm saying.
It hasn't come to a circumstance.
When is the last time you gave?
I don't remember.
Exactly.
Okay, but.
That's my point.
If you can't remember, last time I gave was last Sunday.
A man walked up to me on the side.
I was at the bar by myself, chilling, drinking.
Man walked up to me.
He complimented my gym shoes.
I said, Oh, that's nice.
I said, That's so nice of you.
I said, You got nice shoes on, too.
I'm like, What you here for?
He's like, It's my birthday.
I said, Don't worry about it.
Give him a drink.
Period.
Simple shit.
Y'all don't do simple shit like that no more.
Y'all don't.
Y'all all expect shit to be given to y'all.
It comes with age and experience and, you know.
Also, that was a random Sunday.
He started the interaction, too.
Like, like, like, and she said, You guys can't be giving advice, so aren't they like, 44 have multiple kids and single still.
The dudes that I was talking to, oh no, I was married for a long time.
I was married for a long time.
Trust me, I ended, yeah.
I was married, I didn't say that.
I was he wanted to stay married.
I'm sorry, yeah.
I think the takeaway here is that you know how to treat a man, and the takeaway here is that women in general are not okay with sharing their resources as frequently, as often, and as much as men.
For her situation, exactly for women, right?
She is a perfect example.
The guy still had to initiate with her first, she read the room, then she said, I'm gonna buy you a drink.
But, like, had he not approached her, he would have never got that.
Versus with women, you guys just are there, and someone will probably walk up to you and offer it to you.
So that's what I'm trying to say.
Like, women are not, they don't have the same proclivity to provide free shit to men.
True.
Like, you guys have to be invested in the guy to some degree to do it.
Does that make sense?
Girls are going to get a section to invite a bunch of dudes.
Dudes will absolutely get a section to invite a bunch of girls.
When me and you were, like, hanging out, we were hanging out, we were going to a concert, we were going to a concert, me and Bella.
And I saw a cute guy, and I was like, you know what?
He's really cute.
Fuck it.
I'm going to buy him a drink because he's so fucking cute.
I was fucking mad.
Yeah, she was mad.
Yeah, how long ago did that happen, though?
No.
But it was a while ago.
I don't do it that often.
That's my point.
I don't do it often.
And you're older.
Oh, and I'm older, yeah.
I'm not going to.
So you're more inclined to buy a drink because.
Like, we're not saying y'all don't do it.
We're saying that you guys don't do it frequently enough.
Frequently.
Yeah, I agree.
Like, it's a completely different story.
No, but we're women.
I'm going to give a different snack.
What the fuck do some men and women have to do with anything, bro?
Like, you want something, you have to do it reciprocitely.
Y'all want to do something for y'all?
Do something for a motherfucker.
Period.
You're proving his point even further.
But I'm not trying to do something for y'all.
Well, then that's why you don't get shit done for you on a date.
No, but I do.
Like, stop.
Like, y'all got to stop.
All right.
I got this.
Lovely.
So, yeah, but the video was very concerning because, like, she said it openly as a yo, like, we know what it is, but you said it for everyone to hear.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, this is kind of, you know, that's why I tell guys be careful of girls that, like, go to raves and music festivals.
Drugs, alcohol.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Ecstasy.
Yeah, girls that use drugs.
Molly.
Girls that do that shit.
Tusi.
You know what I'm saying?
What is Tusi?
Girls say.
It's like the pink powder.
Yeah.
They sell it over here.
Pink powder?
Yeah.
Look, look, look.
They call it pink cocaine.
Oh, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yo, Jack, what about you, bro?
Would you ever buy a girl a ticket for Coachella?
Uh, like my girlfriend, yeah.
A random girl.
If I was going with her, uh.
I said she was like, listen, Jack, I wanna go to Coachella with you.
Fuck, no.
You do OnlyFans, pay for your own ticket.
Really?
Really?
Why would I buy her a ticket?
Okay.
Yeah.
That's funny.
I feel like, Jack, you're more like, uh, generous, though, no?
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, not to her, so, yeah.
I don't know these randoms, you know?
Okay.
Smooth.
All right, we got any more chats here, or, uh, no?
Or Rumble now.
You guys already cut?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Now don't go crazy in the chat, bro.
Nigga, what the hell is shit, bro?
Alex 580.
Middle East with money.
Middle East with money?
Middle East with money.
I'm not sure.
What does that mean?
All right, God says, Ladies, we know you don't like when men have multiple women, but the reason they do or want to is because their first love broke their heart in a million pieces.
Now each piece loves a different woman.
Okay, that's a good explanation, my friend.
I just always tell girls, like, dude, like, men typically are only going to be as faithful as their options.
Like, how many of you ladies think you could sexually satisfy a guy by yourself?
Raise of hands.
If you think you could sexually satisfy a man by yourself, only one girl thinks she could do it.
The rest of you guys, in what sense?
Because now I feel like.
I'll ask again.
I don't think the girls are paying attention.
Ladies, please pay attention.
How many of you think you can sexually satisfy men by yourself?
Raise of hands if you think you can.
I think I can.
One, two, three.
Four.
What about you?
No.
No.
Okay.
Miss Taco Bell, is your hand up or no?
No.
Okay.
One, two.
I don't even know what sex feels like.
How would she even know?
All right.
So we'll start here.
Why do you think you can't do it?
To be honest, like, I don't know from experience, like, it's never gotten to a point where, like, A guy was like faithful, and like I don't know, that's just how men are.
Because I have an older brother, and like he's not faithful, he's not, you know, he likes having his fun, all of that stuff.
So, okay, so you said no, because and you said for your brother, because she's a brother, moves with your brother, chill, like every girl who's with, yeah, all right, all right, what about you.
You said you can, right?
Why do you think you can?
I mean, because I like the experiment.
So, you know, men like the experiment.
So I keep my man entertained.
We try different things.
You know what I'm saying?
So.
Okay.
But would it be fair to say that, like, you know what?
I'll come back to you.
All right.
What about you?
You said no.
What makes you say no?
What do you mean?
Satisfy a man?
Like, sexually.
I haven't even done shit yet.
What do you mean?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you think you can?
Yeah, that's the question.
Like, do you think a woman can sexually satisfy a man by herself?
In general.
Or does he need multiple chicks?
It really just depends on a guy.
Okay.
What about you?
What do you think?
Do you think you can sexually satisfy a man by herself or no?
Yes.
You think so?
Okay, why yes?
Good reviews.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
Do you understand what the shit you say, though?
Like, your future husband's probably not going to be happy with, you know?
Like, you're like, oh, good reviews.
Like, I'm a hoe.
Like, da da da.
I just said good reviews.
I never.
I know, but like, you have to know what's going on.
You guys just speak.
Like, you guys have no one else to talk to all day.
So, you're like, let me fucking cook myself right now.
So, question.
You said good reviews.
But then you said you got cheated on.
Wouldn't that be, like, kind of.
Proving your own views?
That you can't.
Okay.
Because, into context, I know I could satisfy a man by myself, but at the end of the day, men won't be satisfied with one woman in general.
That's my point.
So, you can't.
I'm asking.
So, like, Because it's actually satisfying by yourself.
That's the reason why I said sexually.
Then in that case, no.
In that case, no.
Like, I know I'm good.
Like, I could do my work, but.
You might be great, but that doesn't mean you could.
Exactly.
Like, men will still have their options, obviously.
Okay.
Why do you think you can't?
For the man that I want, I just think no.
Because, like, I want a man who's, like, really rich and, like, everything like that.
And having a guy like that, they just don't stick to one pussy.
Okay, so you're realistic about you have high standards and that's going to come with a cost.
All right, what about you?
I don't think so, no, just by experience.
Like, I've been cheated on, so no way you, yeah, I fucked up.
So I feel like I mean, I did a lot too, like, not even sexually.
So I feel like no matter what you do, it's like never enough for a man.
Did he treat you well, like, outside of the cheating, though?
For the most part, it was like he was good in the beginning, but like towards the end, not really.
No, you were probably to deal with though.
Yeah, you were probably doing some shit too, you know, trade shows.
I really wasn't, though.
I wasn't, though.
I didn't know what the fuck.
Yeah, your job's to like get naked in front of thousands of men.
It's not gonna be naked though.
You don't need to be naked.
I'm not a fucking warning.
Same thing.
No, I said I was very worried.
It's cheating.
Okay, I'd go, I'd cheat on you too.
Okay, because you weren't at a trade show, huh?
Can he tell you why?
Tell you why he did it?
He said I wasn't giving him enough love.
I don't really know.
I never got the full answer to that.
How often were you guys smashing and shit, I guess?
Well, we were long distance, but I was visiting every other week, though.
That's a very long distance relationship.
Most of the time, they fail, unfortunately.
Because women can.
Get off on like talking to you every day and be happy.
Like, but if you're not smashed as a guy, like, what the fuck am I doing here, bro?
It's kind of like, yo, what are we doing?
Yeah, because like you're so far away and I gotta bust a nut.
Yeah, like I don't think women understand, like, for men how the physical need is so important.
They really don't.
Because, like, for you guys, you guys got to feel something before you get that physical need.
Like, for us, we just had that physical need all the time.
Yeah, so I mean, like, honestly, I think I went to visit him a lot more because of the fact that I was like, well, if I'm not there enough, then he might be with someone else.
Yeah, so like, I did have that in mind.
I mean, you tried, but I mean, that's kind of tough.
All right.
What about you?
Can you satisfy your man in general?
I think at this point, can he satisfy me?
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I mean, what we can do is, you know what?
Let's have fun with this.
I like it as well.
Let's pull up the calculator.
All right.
You have a 16 year old and an 18 year old.
They're going to get bullied in school for this shit.
Let's pull up the calculator.
Come on.
Use your brain.
18 to 23, I think.
Yeah, 23.
I think she said 18 to 23.
Oh, 23 or?
Okay.
No, I'll take it.
Yeah, one of them is getting married, though.
He's buying so much.
They do their own thing.
Your mom's so bad.
She's hungry.
She's hungry.
We're fine.
So, yeah.
So, what we're going to do is so you said, can he satisfy you?
So, let's go ahead and see what the satisfaction is.
Yeah.
So, what's the minimum age for your guy?
For my guy?
Yep.
I would say at least 35 to 60.
Damn.
I'll give it a whole range.
Niagara.
Minimum height for you.
He's got to be at least 6'2.
At least 6'2.
I got to wear my heels.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'8.
What race does he have to be?
I am not discriminating.
I'm like, big pun.
I don't discriminate.
So, Asian.
Indian.
I never had an Asian guy, though.
Would you do it, though?
I think I would.
I'm going to leave it off.
Six feet tall.
No, I've seen some hot Asian guys.
I want to sign you up.
Six feet Asian?
So, we'll check all of them.
I've never seen them before.
Education for you?
My education?
No, no.
What education do you want him to be smart, successful?
No, he has to be smart.
Bachelor's, high school.
Oh, like, shit, go all the way.
Whatever.
Master's?
You make money.
I don't give a fuck.
No, as long as you're smart, you make money, do your thing.
So, okay, so we can just put.
School's not fair.
Any education level.
Do your thing.
All right, we'll put that.
Okay, minimum income per year.
Or if you want to say monthly, that's fine too.
Monthly?
Okay.
Whatever's easier.
You can say monthly or annual.
What I would think would be comfortable for me monthly would be like a leech.
30k.
I'll be good with 30k.
30k a month?
Yes.
Okay.
So that, yeah, you got it.
Yeah, that'll be good.
Okay.
And then.
Who's got to give you 30k a month?
But I am not doing an obese dude.
Okay.
Can you be married then?
I'm sorry, Mo.
No, why would I fucking.
No.
And then he's not going to give me all his.
So before we show you these results, this result comes from the.
What does he look like?
From the CDC, from the U.S. Census Bureau, the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey.
So in other words, this is the most accurate assessment of men in America.
Okay, so we're going to go ahead and.
See how common this guy is.
Okay, let's go.
That way.
Yeah, so you score to five on the bottom.
Oh my gosh.
But where is he?
I want to see a picture.
That means zero point zero zero four.
He doesn't exist.
Yeah.
Let's go up to the top.
Zero point zero zero.
Good job.
The Female Dilemma Explained00:14:18
Four four.
Yeah, so.
I'm not going to find him.
Don't worry about it.
I got him.
Okay, so let's assume you find this guy.
Are you going to be okay with him having other women?
Um, if he's okay with me having other men, what the hell?
Hold on, but who's more rare, you or him?
Well, he is.
I am more rare for sure than him.
Oh, for sure, baby.
You're 38 and you have two kids.
I'm realistic for him.
I believe in myself.
Granny, listen.
This is successful, one in a million.
He's tall and he is charismatic, good looking, but he likes and he has options.
I'm good.
You're good enough for him.
I well, if he's around, then he liked me, right?
No, pussy.
If he's around me, then he likes me.
If he's not around me, then he doesn't like me.
And that's fine.
Okay, but let's keep it real here.
If he's the guy that everybody wants, who's making the rules here?
You or him?
What'd you say?
He's the guy that everyone wants.
He's hot, making good money, pause.
So if he's the guy everyone wants, who's making the rules here?
You or him?
I'm always making the rules.
I am always making the rules.
Well, is that why you're single?
Delusional as fuck.
No, but I was married for a long time, so don't even say that.
I mean, he was celebrating it.
Why did it end then?
I ended it.
Why?
Because I felt like it.
Which is most of the reasons why divorces happen in the United States.
Most of you bitches initiated it in the first place.
It's God calling.
There you go.
Let's go, Auntie.
Go, Auntie.
Aunt Jemima.
But in my days, when I was married, I mean, divorced.
I sound like Jesus.
Just honestly speaking here, like, you know, do you think it's like a 30 year old woman that has two kids and a former, you know, marriage and a divorce, like, that you're going to be able to compete with like 21 year olds that might want that same guy?
I'm not trying to compete with nobody.
I swear.
But you won't.
I am not trying to compete with nobody.
I swear.
If you like me, you like me.
If you don't, you don't.
You do realize that by you having high standards, you're competing whether you accept it or not.
But I don't, like, you don't have to check all them damn boxes.
That was you guys that.
Made me check those boxes.
Okay, you want to say?
It's not about all of that.
It's your requirements, though.
It's not.
No.
You made me check the boxes.
We asked you.
It's a questionnaire.
You asked her how you want to ask her.
Could I say no?
Yeah, you could say no.
Okay, I can say no.
But you know what?
At that point, I could say yes, so I would choose yes.
If I want to, whatever I want to choose, I'll check it.
Right?
It's there, so I could check it if I want to.
We asked you to select what you wanted, and that's what.
Okay, but it's there.
So, of course, if it's there and it's an option of.
You chose the maximum, though.
Hold on.
What?
Was your husband a narcissist?
Minimal.
My husband?
Was he a narcissist or no?
Nah, he was a retard.
A little bit, right?
I think you're a narcissist.
Maybe.
No, she is.
Honestly, like how you move right now is crazy.
Why?
We'll give you the facts.
You're like, you're very defensive right now.
Okay, no, I'm not defensive, but it was given to me.
The choices were given to me.
I picked them.
I picked them.
But the choices.
The choices are not always given to me.
No, no, no, no.
But the choices were given.
And you picked one.
Yeah.
And you could have said, That's not my shit.
I don't want that.
It was there.
It was?
And I.
But that's y'all's problem.
No, it's not.
It's not everybody's problem.
It's everybody's problem.
No, no, no.
If it's there, you're going to choose it.
If it's not there, you're going to choose it.
Hey, you act like you know more than her.
You're in the same situation.
I'm in the same situation.
What you want to ask me, Jay?
I don't know.
What you want to ask you anytime I want to know?
Shut your ass.
Because you've been clocking my pussy since I sat down.
Whoa.
You've been clocking it since I sat down, Jay.
No, He's been worried about how many kids I had since I sat down.
He wants to swim in his coffee.
Wait.
He wants to swim in the coffee.
No one wants to swim in that.
No one wants to swim in this.
He wants to give me a baby.
He wants to.
He wants me to be his first baby mama.
He does.
That's why he's better not take care of the baby.
Let's keep going.
I digress.
Keep going with her.
Jack, go get him.
Yo, don't take the contact.
She's expressing herself too, but is she out there?
If I have options, then I want to check a box.
If I don't have options, then it's okay.
Like, I'm not willing to fill all those boxes.
If you don't have all those boxes, it's fine.
I don't have all those boxes.
I understand that, but we asked you what's the bare minimum, though?
And that's what you selected.
What do you mean?
We literally asked you what's the bare minimum education?
What's the bare minimum income?
No, I get it, but it's a.
Come on, it's a fucking box.
But I think it's more so, I think it's more so relative to like, it's pointing out the fact of like, when you're presented with something, you guys make a reason for fucking with that motherfucker.
Instead of saying, you know what, this motherfucker don't fit all my shit.
You know what, I don't want that.
But instead, what women do is y'all be like, you know what, okay, I'll fuck with it.
Whatever, whatever.
Y'all will make yourself fit in that shit just because it's presented to y'all.
And instead of you standing on 10 toes and saying, you know what, I don't have.
That's not my box.
No, but I don't want to be alone forever.
So, I mean, I'm willing to deal with people's stuff.
She's too far gone.
How am I too far gone?
Y'all be with you 38.
Okay, fine, bye.
You know that saying, Paul Chesler?
Old dog, Keller, new tricks.
That is basically her.
Yes, baby, you can't fucking teach me new tricks.
But I can teach you new tricks.
What?
No, no, what, what?
Tricks are for kids.
You're burying yourself, bro.
That's how flex.
You're a woman.
Act like one.
Basically, man, you got to stick to the standard that fits you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you can't just be like, oh, I'm going to fuck with this motherfucker because he got so much money in his hands.
No, never, baby.
I would never fuck with somebody because they have a certain amount of money.
I never said that.
I never said that.
What I said was.
I didn't say you said that's how you put it.
No, no, no.
But I never said that.
What I said was, like, if you're giving me the boxes and they're there, Then I could choose to make my man build a bear.
Then I will build a bear.
But in reality, that's not how it works, right?
So we get what we get, who we meet, and who we like, who we vibe with.
We had a minimum, girl, and you chose a maximum.
I just me, or forget it.
Like you chose a nigga who's six foot tall, six foot two.
I can't, no, I can't win, so forget about it.
There's niggas five foot six.
Don't worry, I'm good.
You fuck them.
When everyone's sitting down and laying down, they're all the same size, right?
There are shorter niggas than the ones you were interested in.
Exactly.
And you chose a maximum.
No.
Stupid!
Yeah, you're a bit delusional.
I am so stupid.
I'm a little bit delusional at this point.
But, uh.
But Bella said something.
Bella did say something.
She said, Why not?
Why can't we choose the ones that we should choose?
You asked me that question, too.
Yeah, but what do you mean?
I mean, men choose what they want all the time.
Because they can.
But they don't get what they want all the time.
Because they can.
Because a man can.
You are always chosen.
You never choose.
You've been chosen.
Yeah, no, we do choose.
You don't.
You think that we just go with random men?
No, no, no, no.
You walk into a room and you get chosen, Bella.
You don't walk into a room and you do the choosing.
Walk into a room, you display yourself, and you have been chosen many times.
No, you haven't.
You think you have.
I know I have.
And men love for you to think that you have.
In reality, though, they have chosen you.
If that was the case, we would get what we have.
No, no, she has turned down.
I've seen her turn down.
I know you've seen her turn down some shit that already saw her walk in the front of the door.
No, no, for real.
I've seen this girl turn down, and she doesn't.
And what you don't realize is that when she walked through the door, she was already being clocked.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
She's always being clocked.
So.
When she's walking to the door and she's being clocked, that means that motherfuckers are already putting their game plan together.
How they're going to approach her.
Right?
So they watch a bitch and they observe a bitch.
And a real nigga is going to watch a bitch and wait to see what type of nigga that a bitch approach.
And when he sees what type of nigga she approaches, whether it's YT, BLK, ASI, whatever it is.
What, gangs?
Yeah, but a guy cannot get through me without my approval.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But most women don't approach, though.
I'll be honest.
Most men don't.
Most women don't approach, I'm saying.
But no, most women don't.
No, for sure.
But Men will observe you.
They'll observe you to see what your mannerisms are.
They'll observe you to see what you do at the bar.
They'll observe you to see what type of niggas you talk to when you're in the club.
They choose you, Bella.
You don't choose shit.
Remember that.
I don't choose shit.
I don't choose shit, bro.
I like a rapper.
I believe you choose.
Bro, I'll tell you this, man.
If I see a girl in a sexual with niggas with chains, bro, I'm like, no.
You're not choosing it.
I know it, bro.
You're not choosing it.
I'm like, bro.
I'm good, man.
Yeah, 100%.
I'm good, man.
In reality, men have the higher power.
At the end of the day, no, they don't.
Oh, that was best.
What do you mean, in any sense?
Like, and that's just like, we're the ones that give you guys the relationships.
Men control the relationships, like, men are the ones that pick and choose.
Girls are not gonna, super, like, oh, I choose you.
Like, they're at the end of the day, they're the one with the higher power.
They're gonna be the one that, like, choose the women they want for that.
They do.
I think women's biggest problem in modern day society is, um, there's a gross overestimization of their sexual market value.
And, like, what they can attract versus what they can retain.
Like, there's a huge disparity.
So, like, a girl will be able to meet and date men that are successful, make money.
Maybe they might take them on a trip, sell them a dream.
But realistically, that girl might struggle to keep that guy as a boyfriend or, like, keep him as a long term partner.
So, like, women have no problem with attracting men, but a lot of women have problems with retaining the men that they want.
And there's this disconnect with how they look and what the type of men they can attract versus how they look and the type of men that they can retain.
And women tend to conflate the two, and that's the problem.
So, girls kind of bat out of their league and they're able to deal with these higher status guys and they think, oh, this is what I deserve all the time.
And it just doesn't kind of go that way.
It doesn't happen that way.
Yeah, unfortunately.
For example, Coachella.
Nice sponsoring.
It's like the same.
I'm sure, do all of you guys have a guy in a friend zone somewhere?
Probably, more than likely.
Some guy that wants to hook up with you, but you just don't let him.
Like, he's like a friend, right?
Awesome.
Right?
This is exactly how men feel about women that we don't wife up, but they're hot enough where we hook up with them.
You get put in the sex only zone.
Yeah.
Right?
We put you in a sex only zone, you put us in a friend only zone.
Same exact thing.
Right.
So, but for some odd reason, like women don't understand this dynamic that you get friend zoned or you get sex only zoned by the men that you actually want.
And then the guys that you don't want want to get down on one knee and marry you, but they're not cool enough or they don't make enough money or they're not attractive enough.
Because you're like, why am I going to settle for this guy that's getting down on one knee when I dated a rapper last week?
This is retarded.
This is what I deserve.
But they don't realize that's just what you can find.
For one time.
Yeah.
So this is like the biggest disconnect that I've seen women.
And I blame Instagram for this.
All social media.
All social media.
I think social media was probably one of the worst inventions for women ever.
I talk about this in detail in my book, Why Women Deserve Even Less.
Make sure to go get it, Amazon bestseller.
How dare you!
But all jokes aside.
I talk about how technology has completely destroyed the nuclear family, female expectations, relationships in general.
And yeah, it's not good.
So yeah, it's on Kindle, guys, and hardcover, and we still don't got it on paperback, Chris.
Nice.
Yep, so.
Isn't it Chris?
I have a question about that.
The hardcover's nice, though.
The hardcover's nice, but I want to.
We're supposed to have paperback, bro.
Yeah, man.
Fuck out with Sonscape.
Come on, man.
Can I ask you a question about that?
In the book, do you talk about simps that make the world?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
In detail.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, yeah.
Very bad.
Because they made it really difficult.
Yeah.
For us to be able to discern the difference between, like, the rich simps.
Because they go overboard.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the ones that came up and didn't get the bitches, but got the bread because they knew that that's what it took to get the bitches.
Now they got the bread, but they just don't have everything else that goes along with it.
Yeah.
They get used by women.
Exactly.
And they funnel the money to the bitches.
Yeah.
And, like, oh, yeah, I got bitches.
And bitches be believing, like, oh, yeah, I got a nigga with bread, but the whole town you got a simp, bitch.
Like, what?
This ain't no real nigga.
Like, he's a goofy.
Like, that's not really no real nigga.
Pretty much.
I call that the female dilemma.
So, like, what I've realized with women is like they have like two attraction triggers.
Like, they want security and money and status, but at the same time, they also want a guy that's exciting.
It's very difficult to get that in one guy.
Facts.
Typically, the guys that have the money and the status, well, they're responsible.
They make the money.
They made that money by not being shitheads.
But then the guys that are like exciting tend to be not as responsible financially.
So, it's very difficult to find a guy that has both.
And what ends up happening, I've realized with girls is like they'll have some guys where they might have a rich guy here, they might have a rich guy here.
These guys take them on tricks.
They might hang out with them.
They might sleep with them once or twice.
Who cares?
But then they have like the bad boys that they don't have to do any of that shit.
And they just like them because they're physically attractive and they go ahead and get them emotionally rattled.
So I've realized that women, since it's so hard to find this in one guy, women compartmentalize men into roles.
Some guys named Uber in the phone.
Another guy's named, you know, dinner.
Another guy's named Dick.
Another guy's named, you know, mechanic for my car.
Right?
So like women put men in roles based on what they need because it's so difficult to find a guy that just matches all the boxes, she would say.
I agree.
And then if you do find them, Are you going to be able to keep them?
Probably not because every other girl wants them.
Right?
So, because it's so hard to find a guy that has both.
It's like, I was reading an article about this.
A guy broke it down really good.
It's called the dark gentleman.
You need to be the dark gentleman, right?
Not a gentleman because you're like too nice and girls take your pushover and not too dark because then you're kind of also an asshole.
It's a perfect balance of being attractive and maintaining frame and like still holding, like not being a bitch, but simultaneously also having chivalrous traits that women find attractive.
But opening doors, but you're like, exactly, still that guy.
You know what perfectly demonstrates this?
A good friend of mine, a good friend of ours that perfectly demonstrates this.
Go check out our guy, Justin Waller.
Yeah.
Perfectly demonstrates this.
Okay.
He's a bad boy and a gentleman at the same time.
Yeah.
I got to give props to my guy, Justin Waller.
Like, he perfectly, if you guys want to understand what a dark gentleman is, look at our guy, Justin Waller.
I mean, he's a bad boy.
He perfectly exemplifies that.
But you get it.
Yeah.
You got it.
Yeah.
Because, like, he, yeah, he's the perfect blend of that.
So go check him out.
Shout out to our guy.
Actually, he's here with Tate's at the fight right now.
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Oh, is there a UFC fight or some shit?
Yeah.
Tonight.
Oh, it's tonight?
Yeah.
Oh, I was wondering.
Okay.
I said Tristan, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Tristan is too.
Tristan's a dark gentleman.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's actually a good point.
Yeah, Tristan is a dark gentleman too.
Yeah.
Polite, courteous.
Very polite, very nice.
But don't fuck with me.
Charming, right?
Yeah.
They dress up all the time with the suits and shit.
So those are good examples, guys, of like dark gentlemen.
Christian Gray.
Christian Gray.
Yes, another one.
Perfect.
Yeah.
There's a reason why that book is a bestseller.
Yeah.
Right?
Because he exemplifies all the things that women want money, aggressive, assertive, dominant, but also smart, right?
So he has everything that women typically look for.
But it's hard to find that.
Hard to find that, though.
Very, very hard.
Yeah.
Needle in a haystack, ladies.
Yeah.
And that's what I was trying to say.
Like, if you find that guy, like, bro, you're gonna have to just get ready to share him.
You can't make the rules.
You can't miss 38.
You can't make the rules.
That's okay.
How dare you?
At the end of the day, I gotta want you too.
Yeah.
I mean, you gotta fit everything.
Like, you know, we gotta vibe together.
We gotta match, and I'm not just going for somebody for their money.
We gotta, like, click.
Yeah, you are.
At this point, no, at this point in my life, I'm not going to.
If you're 38, you need fucking Medicare and shit, bro.
Ooh, fuck you.
Like,.
Let the shit breaking down.
I am taken care of.
Like, your organs are all right, fucking life support right now.
I'm not gonna kill me.
I got brave.
Chats?
Yep.
Are you going like that?
I said the UFC is tonight at 9.
That's what's dead.
I didn't know.
Is Trump in town then?
I don't know about Trump.
You are fake news.
Everyone else is here.
All right.
Over his name, one right or privilege that a man has that a woman doesn't have in 2026.
I don't know if they can.
Can any of you name them?
They have a right to give life.
That's just overall, but anyway, I digress.
A right or a privilege is more so like a law or a bill.
Am I correct?
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me think about it.
Might be kind of tough.
Okay.
Yeah, it's kind of a trick question.
You can think about it.
All right, ratings for these sewer rats.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Oh, he called you Shelter Benjamin?
Oh, you're funny, bro.
How dare you?
Yaska, he gives you a five.
Nigorilla, a two.
Who is Nigorilla?
You.
You.
Oh, okay.
I like that.
Thank you.
At least I'm rated.
I appreciate it.
Jizmen.
What's that one?
Oh, they call their Jizmen?
What does that mean?
Jiz.
Like, you're just.
What does that mean?
Like, come.
Yeah, Jizmen.
He's making fun of me.
Wait, what?
He gave you a four.
What's a Jiz?
Like, come.
Yeah, like.
Oh, like, come?
Yeah.
Wait, but who said I'm.
What?
They're playing on your name, Jasmine?
Okay, Jasmine.
They're saying Jizmen.
Jazmine.
Jasmine.
Jasmine.
She's in the bathroom.
All right, we'll tell her.
Bella as a five.
Smelanie, a four.
Smelanie?
That's crazy.
That's a one.
Rotisserie chicken.
What the fuck?
Hey, yo.
Yeah, yeah, Columbia.
Called her rotisserie chicken.
I mean, she was thick, so I mean.
What the fuck?
And then he called.
Oh, he called.
Oh, he called her burnt chicken.
Burnt chicken.
Burnt chicken.
It's a play on our color.
You know it is.
It's a play on the melody.
It was crazy.
Just let the fuck he look.
There he goes.
I mean, his name is Hiniko.
I don't know.
The fuck?
I don't know.
Hiniko.
He might come out of Hiniko.
He's probably jacking off this shit right now.
He's talking about rotisserie chicken, but he be eating that shit every day.
Looking for an animal.
Called a vegetarian of rotisserie chicken.
Rotisserie Chicken Nicknames00:06:50
All right.
A pescatarian, actually.
Step on me five.
Step on me.
Step on me.
Wait, what's your name?
Who the fuck is Stephanie?
Oh, Stephanie.
Oh, yeah.
I got a So he wanted, you know, that's right.
So, what a dork.
Can I ask you what's WFNFL Monkeys?
Oh, WFNFL Monkeys.
What is that?
Like, for the wins.
Oh, fucking, nigga, fucking label.
Like, I was like, don't worry.
They call me one, two.
Oh, wait.
What did they call?
Pull it up again.
I'll give her her rating.
They gave you a.
They just said her name.
They gave her Alisa a six.
Oh, that's rating.
Wait, they said her name.
No, they just said her name.
That's it.
Okay.
Yeah, they just said Alisa a six.
So they gave you the highest rating.
Yeah.
That means he likes her.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Six out of ten.
Good job.
I was, yes, Scott.
All right.
Fantastic.
Nice.
Devin 007 says, Yo, I grew up with a 38 year old son.
This is bizarre.
It's unfortunate to see.
No, see, I literally told you though.
I was like, wow.
Especially at 38, it's like you made it so far without making yourself look like a retard on the internet.
And then you're like, fuck it, today's the day.
Oh my god.
It's fine.
Props to you.
Thank you for making the show entertaining.
Maybe you'll get a bonus.
Oh, Jack.
Just kidding.
We don't do those.
Oh, Mr. All right.
Yo, what the fuck?
But hell yeah.
No, I'm proud of you.
You're being so honest and shit.
I love that.
All right.
It's like a cookie right now.
What else?
That's it.
That's it.
That was it.
Jack, you have any questions for ladies based on a conversation that we had?
You guys got any questions for me?
Oh, yeah, we could do that.
You got a millionaire here?
Yeah, yeah.
Successful young guy?
No, no, no.
We'll throw it into the ladies.
Yeah.
Did you get your $300,000 chain back?
Nah, I got robbed.
Did you have insurance?
Nah, bro.
Did you fire the security?
Nah, it sucks for like five, 10 minutes.
And then I was like, fuck, where's my blunt?
Like, because he knocked it out of my hand.
But yeah, it's like, what am I going to do, you know?
Yeah.
It's like, I've taken big losses in life, you know?
So it's like, yeah, 300 grand sucks to fucking lose, but it's like, can't let it ruin your life, you know?
Last question for you, for me.
Are you investing in anything right now?
And if you are, can you give us some investment ideas?
Okay.
Yo, ask the chip guy over here, invest in Nvidia, you know?
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm kidding, but invest in real estate.
Okay.
No ETFs, no stocks, no, no, no.
Yeah, stocks all the way, yeah.
SP 500, or do you have some specifics?
What do you know?
I know a lot.
That's what I'm asking, motherfucker.
Shit.
Real quick.
Real quick, real quick.
I thought the stock market was going down.
It always goes up over time, you know?
Timing the market beats timing the market, you know?
You heard that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She'd give you stock and Nvidia or some shit instead of taking money.
Oh, God.
Yeah, you'd probably sell it right away.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
I love it.
Now, you guys are cool.
Hey.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who else has a question for Jack?
You know what?
We do have the notes in the bottom.
I have a question.
Nah, I'm good.
Nah, I'm kink.
Go ahead.
So, you said earlier that you would cheat on me because I'm a trace guy.
Nah, nah.
What do you mean?
I have a girlfriend.
I'm good.
Thank you so much.
I don't want you, but.
You date OnlyFans girls?
Would you cheat on your girlfriend?
Oh, shit.
No, I have a girlfriend.
She doesn't do OnlyFans, yeah.
But your other girlfriends did OnlyFans.
Woo!
That's like in the past, so you know.
And did you cheat on them?
No.
So why would someone cheat on me?
Because I do trade show.
Because you're a girl, right?
You should stay at home and cook.
You know?
All right.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
But like.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
I have a question for you, Jack.
Yeah.
You've seen the news probably recently with.
Someone that was, you know, working with us.
And it was a bad case.
Thoughts on that?
What was it?
You know, the with Wes.
Oh.
Hopefully he's good.
Yeah, yeah.
But you seen that?
Yeah, no, it's crazy.
What do you think?
It's just, I mean, I don't know the story, so I don't want to speak on it, but it's just like, I just think.
It's crazy how you go from living this life to having shit just taken away from you like that.
It just shows, especially when you have all those eyes on you and stuff, you can lose everything fast.
Not saying he is or anything.
Hopefully he's good.
But yeah, I mean, you just got to protect everything at a point.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Wishing the best.
Nice.
Jail's not fun.
It fucking sucks.
It fucking sucks.
You've been there before?
20 hours, man.
Can I say it?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
He was in a county.
He wasn't even in a fucking shooting.
That's different.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, pipe down, pal.
You too, dad.
How many times have you been in jail?
Enough.
Yeah, I bet.
Enough to know.
How long?
Enough.
So, do you have like mugshots and shit?
Yes.
What'd you do?
I don't.
I'm not going to talk about that on here, but we want to talk afterwards so I can give you some.
I'm going right back to my house.
I'm going right back to my house.
to my house.
I'm going to my house.
I'm going right All right.
What are you going to say?
I said, don't commit crimes.
Down at all.
Just steer clear.
V neck or turtleneck?
V neck or turtleneck?
Is that what you wrote?
Oh, okay, okay.
I would love to know.
Like for the guy or the girl?
For the guys.
Is it cut off or do you have a turtleneck where you have the extra skin?
Oh.
That's a unique one.
I've never heard that one.
Bugatti wants to know.
Oh, well, uh, you know, Chris over there, he'll show you.
I don't want him to show me, I want you to tell me I have some black ass lips.
Find out.
Oh, you want to say it?
I mean, I grew up in a Muslim household, we're all circumcised.
Thank you, Myron.
I appreciate it.
You know, I would say, don't most dudes in the U.S. like, no, I moved here, I moved here, and this is the most uncircumcised dude I've ever run into.
Both of our partners, yeah.
There's a lot of foreigners here too, though.
You know what I mean?
It's like a lot of foreign nationals here.
You gotta ask.
Are you a v neck or a turtleneck, my man?
Circumcised.
Thank you.
So that's a v neck.
Thank you.
We're gonna be politically correct tonight.
Yeah, there you go.
V neck.
Thank you.
Jack?
I feel assaulted.
V neck or turtleneck?
I feel assaulted.
That's what I'm wearing right now.
So you are a v neck.
So they chopped your extra skin off when you were burnt.
Oh, I thought you were talking about shirts and shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Why are you asking me about my dick preference?
They asked us to ask a question, and I'm asking.
V-Neck Shirt Confusion00:07:40
That's a pretty gay question to ask.
It's not gay for me.
Uh.
You're asking my preference on my shit?
No, no, no.
You're asking me what is your.
This is why I say you don't have these motherfuckers coming here.
I don't want to say that.
Because I was opening the gate.
Simple English.
Like, crib.
V neck.
Sorry, I tune you out because you said like.
Is it circumcised or not jacked?
Dumbass the bitches, black guy, idiot.
This shit you smoking on, man.
Which one is it?
Which one is what?
V neck or.
Dude, what did they say?
Are they answering this question too?
Are we all answering this question?
That's fucking gay.
Well, you're asking me about what another man said about his dick.
Why are you asking about what another man said?
Yeah, just pass on it.
Curly head motherfucker.
Nigga.
Four baby daddy looking ass, 44 off.
I do.
Oh, I do.
Yeah, they are.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Fuck you.
Behind the board.
Is emotional cheating worse than physical cheating?
From the purview of like the male or the female?
I think they're coming for y'all.
I know.
Someone asked?
Well, who asked it so I can clarify?
I'm going to clarify.
Oh, you asked it?
Okay.
They actually asked it.
Okay, so are you wondering it like from like the male perspective or female?
Yeah, like if someone cheated on you, would you rather it be like emotional or physical?
Both are completely unacceptable.
Yeah.
Yeah, but which is worse?
Both are completely unacceptable.
Like it's like a breakup automatically.
Like they're both like first degree murder.
I know, but what would like break your heart more?
He said both, baby.
As a man.
Yeah, like I wouldn't even like entertain her even talking to like other guys.
Shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, I, because the thing is, like, for women to cheat, right?
There's just like this false equality, right?
Where women think, like, oh, I didn't have sex with another guy, so I didn't cheat, right?
That's not the barrier to cheat.
Like, if you're like entertaining other men, even entertaining other guys, like that is cheating and you're in a relationship.
Because the problem is that women will try to sit there and like create a false equivalency, like, oh, men and women are the same.
So, like, you fuck girls, that's cheating.
I fuck guys, that's cheating.
No, it's not that way.
As a woman, if you even open yourself up, if a woman, if you look at another guy that's cheating, like, holy shit, yeah, flirting, you're in a relationship, stay the fuck home, flirting, talking, humiliating for the guy, yeah, it's obviously going to be physical, right?
Because most guys don't have the wherewithal to understand that emotional cheating is cheating, right?
So for them, they're so dumb that it's got to get to the point of physical for them to wake up, yeah.
But like, if you understand women, you'll know that once it's emotional, you already lost the physical is a foregone conclusion, right?
That's just the explanation point at the end of the sentence.
So, um, so have you been cheated on?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
No, actually, no.
Nice.
No.
In a serious relationship?
No.
What was that?
Why is it?
Because I've been very blunt and honest with girls.
I tell them I'm going to be, you know, I'm going to be polygamous.
I'm not going to have, you know, like you can't have.
I tell them I'm going to be open on my end.
You're not going to be open on your end.
And, you know, that's what it is.
People try to lie and say that.
Like, oh, you've been cheating on me.
I'm like, bro, no.
Like, you guys, people just talk shit.
But the reality is like, no, I never have.
How many people have you dated?
With a serious girlfriend.
With like a serious girlfriend.
What was that?
How many people have you dated?
Like a serious girlfriend?
Yeah.
Did I provide it for?
Only one.
But like girls that I'm like hooked up with and shit?
Yeah.
A lot.
But like girls that like actually supported and like, you know, took care of and I saw as like a main girl?
Only one.
That's nice.
Which people laugh and they say, oh, you had one girlfriend.
It's like, no, I had many girlfriends, but like one that like actually was ever like a main girl that got like, you know, damn near white treatment.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Cool.
So, like, why did you split?
Cool, Mari.
What was that?
Why did you split?
She wanted a family and I wasn't prepared to.
You didn't want a family?
Not right now, no.
How old are you?
I'm 36.
Why would you stop a relationship just because you don't want a family?
Because what if he wanted it down the line?
It's up to her.
She wants kids.
It's up to her.
You're ready to give up a girl because she wants something that you don't?
But you don't think you would wait until you're ready?
What's that?
You don't think you would stay with her until you're ready?
No, because that'd be extremely unfair for me to do.
Not her.
She was, you know, like 26, 27, right?
And obviously she wants a family like now.
Who am I to sit here and be like, oh, you can't have it now?
You got to just wait around.
How old are you?
I'm 36.
When do you want to have kids?
He can have kids.
I'm saying he can have kids.
Probably friend out another one.
Between five to ten years.
Why?
Because I'm like 50.
Yeah, mission.
And then also, like, it would be irresponsible for me to have a family right now.
Completely irresponsible and stupid.
But why?
Because you have this show.
Like, it's not just a show.
Like, I'm very selfish.
Oh.
No, I was actually the other way around.
I wish it.
No, I'm not.
I feel like it's very selfless of him.
Like, not like selfish.
I'm very, like, controversial about very, like, Talking to women is like one of the things that I do, but like I go into very hot button topics that people don't necessarily like me talking about.
So, like, it'd be extremely irresponsible for me to have a family now at this point.
So, and I'm not going to hold her back from having a family.
Like, she was a good girlfriend.
I have nothing bad to say.
But, like, who the fuck am I to sit here and be like, oh, yeah, women need to get married young and get kids when they're young.
And then I sit here and be like, oh, no, wait around for me, though.
That's hypocritical.
Wait, but have you ever been cheated on?
No.
Not at all.
No, not from like a main girl.
Never, no.
I mean, I've seen that twice.
Yeah, it was the second time.
Yeah.
I mean, I give you props, though.
Because not a lot of guys.
Because I've had girls for a while.
So, like, I don't give her that treatment until like six to 12 months.
I tell every guy, like, don't provide for a girl or take her seriously until like you've been with her for like six to 12 months.
Because all the bad habits, a lot of times, are going to reveal themselves beforehand.
And you don't want to start investing until then.
You know, for sure.
You know?
But it's so crazy how everybody, all the women, were ready to jump down your throat about not.
Being with her to stay with her while she was ready to have kids and make sure you were ready, yeah.
It's like you did the most conscious, most responsible thing that could have been done was to say, You know what, you continue to do what you need to do, have a family.
Because as a woman, there's an expiration date, there is for us, there is.
As a man, you don't have an expiration date.
You can have look at Al Pacino, like 60, 70 years old, still having babies.
So I commend you for that, yeah.
And I didn't talk about it for months because like I wanted her to kind of go back to having a private life because like she was getting harassed by weirdos and like that.
So I like, I always like.
Felt responsible for that because, like, I kind of put her on camera to help me.
She helped me with my business and shit.
She did so much for me.
So that's why I can never say anything bad.
She like ran my real estate businesses and shit because I didn't want to deal with that crap and did a lot of clerical stuff.
You know, so for me, I'm like, I'm not going to sit here and just like hold you here when you want to have a family that's fucked up.
So that's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah.
It's just like, yeah.
And that's what I mean by selfish.
When I said selfish, I'm like, that would have been selfish for you.
Yeah.
So I didn't mean selfish like in a giving, you know, type of generous way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because, like, I should have, like, you know, if I was, like, a piece of shit, I'd be like, oh, no.
Like, because she was helping me so much with, like, my business, like, my whole other real estate thing.
She was, like, managing all that shit, and it, like, took a lot of pressure off.
But I was like, nah, I can't.
This is fucking evil.
You didn't want to use her.
Not a lot of guys will, like, say that straight off the bat.
So, like, props to you.
But, like, you talk so good about her that it's, like, there was no compromise where it's, like, well, I'm not ready right now, but I can be ready in a few years.
Like, because I do want to be with you.
No, because, again, that would be.
Completely irresponsible for me to have like a family as I'm still doing this because of the amount of death threats I get, the amount of hate I get, the backlash she gets.
Like, it's very difficult to do what I do being in a public light.
You know, you're just a target.
So I was like, I don't want to fucking put her in that.
Helping a Broke Friend00:03:40
Nice weirdos.
All right, I'll thank you for that.
Because they know that they can't attack me.
So, like, they're going to attack people around me.
They always do that shit.
Like, all my haters always attack people around me, bro.
It's fucking annoying.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
But that's why.
So, like, yeah, when it comes to like emotional cheating or physical cheating, like with women, like, the emotional stuff starts first and the physical is a foregone conclusion.
But, I would argue a woman opening herself up to other men in the first place is cheating.
The kids would get a lot of death threats.
Yeah, no, they would, bro.
They would.
People are weird.
Why do you bring the table in a relationship?
Oh, what do you bring to.
That's funny.
That's a fucking table question.
You know what?
Yeah, you want to answer that?
Who asked that question?
You know what?
I did.
Ask the girls first.
The girls first?
Yeah, ask them first.
What do you bring to the table?
Yeah.
Well, honestly, first, just so you get what I'm saying.
So, honestly speaking, like for me, the value I bring is obviously.
Effort, money, leadership.
But the best part is you get a friend.
I'm just kidding.
Not a friend.
No, but honestly, like time, attention, money, effort, and of course, leadership.
So.
All right.
All right.
Wait.
No girls?
Nah, they're going to cap anyways.
Yeah, pretty much.
They bring nothing to the table.
They don't know what the fuck they have.
No idea what they bring.
Oh, I'm so.
You can ask.
You can ask what the most important aspect you bring to the table for a guy?
Respect and loyalty.
Okay.
Okay.
Expecting.
I feel like that's like the bare minimum.
What about you?
Stability in time.
Stability in what way?
Shit, I don't mind being the trick.
For my man and shit like that.
I love you, baby.
But how long will you be a trick for, though, honestly?
Okay, I'm going to be real.
So I'm going to give a scenario.
So it's a dude I'm talking to.
Who?
Okay.
So it's a dude.
What's his name?
I can't say his fucking name.
Tyrone?
Okay, well, he's from Florida.
But he's a Dominican and he's Puerto Rican.
And, like, we've been on and off and talking and shit.
And, like, I sent him some money.
Like, I sent him, like, $300 here and there.
Oh, you sent me money too, or no?
No, he broke.
No, he broke.
No, he's not broke.
No, it's him.
All right, my bad.
Y'all sound like he's not broke though.
That's only him.
Oh, fuck no, man.
Why are you giving another guy money?
That might be like the most gay ass shit.
It's not gay because I'm a guy getting money from another girl.
Like, hey, can you cash at me 300 real quick?
Like, that's like, come on, bro.
Yeah, but Jackson's done shit for me though.
Like, still get a job.
Like, yeah, I know, but he has a job and shit though.
Like, so why are you giving him money?
Scamming.
I'm like deeply fucked up by him.
So, like, so don't give you don't have to give him money.
I mean, I get, but I don't want to fuck him like that either, too.
Because, like, you should pay him, yeah, it does make sense.
You guys backed yourselves into like a little like corner.
You said you don't want to have sex with him, like, you're gonna fucking pay him, like, this is insane.
Whatever, no, I'm confused.
Yeah, I'm confused.
So, like, you're saying you don't want to have sex with him?
Because, okay, okay, I have an up and down relationship with him, so it's like because we were dating and shit, like, that, and like, the last time we had sex, it was ass as fuck, so it's like it made me don't want to have sex with him.
So it's like, I'd rather just, you know, spoil him chicken or whatever.
He does eat my ass.
He's got to be.
Wait, What?
That's what I was going to ask.
What utility does he bring to do that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Because the next question I was going to ask is, like, what is the utility he brings for you to rationalize in your head giving him money?
So the sex sucks if it has to be.
Eat NAS, he wants.
Yo.
Get out of here, man.
Yo.
Talk about it, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Latter Day Saint Rules00:03:47
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Eat fresh, tough boy.
Hello.
Okay.
Miss, uh, no, it's basically a professional ice eater at this point.
Yeah, it's disgusting, bro.
No, it's not.
Groceries for him, yeah.
All right, what do you bring to the table, Miss?
Uh, yeah, what do you bring to the table for a guy?
Yeah, um, I'm the table.
I cook, I'm always gonna help out with half of everything.
So, I'm always gonna make sure that you'd be okay with going half on everything with a guy.
Yes, I have no problem with that.
Oh, she because if my man needs me, I'm gonna be there.
You work at Taco Bell, though.
I'm gonna be in the Air Force and I'm gonna be a pediatrician.
It's not my whole life.
Yeah, yeah, Chris.
She's young.
Yeah, sorry, Fresh.
I'm still young.
I'm bad.
So hold on.
You're a virgin, right?
Yes.
Why are you a virgin?
Why are you a virgin?
Why I'm not a virgin?
Yeah, why not?
Because, like, when I'm a virgin.
Because you're a hoe.
Nah.
No, but for a little way.
No, when I'm in a relationship with a guy and I really like him and stuff, I wouldn't mind.
Into the mic, please call.
Okay, so only way to a guy that you're dating, seriously?
Somebody that I like a lot, you know.
I mean, the norm is girls lose their virginity when they're teenagers.
Young, though.
Yeah.
Ask Miss Bronx.
You're 25.
Yeah, she's 25, so that's kind of.
Yeah, I don't.
25 virgins, crazy.
Oh, no.
What are you, Catholic?
I'm Christian.
Non denominational?
All right.
Say one verse.
Yeah, what type of Christian are you?
Uh huh.
Like, what type, like, are you non denominational or?
It's called Seventh Day Adventist.
So, we respect, um, oh, Latter day Saints.
So, they're very, like, um, so most Bible, I want to say, denominations focus on a certain chapter as their, like, foundation.
Yeah.
Uh, so they're one of the ones that focus on, like, I guess, more, uh, what's, what's the tenements for yours?
Let me check real quick.
Yeah, no, no.
There's more like a niche than anything else, a weird niche.
Kind of like, uh, You believe in the 144,000 coming?
No, that's Jehovah's Witnesses.
What do you guys believe in?
I forgot the ten minutes for you guys.
Okay, so.
Satan.
What?
No, I'm talking.
We respect what it is Saturday.
We respect Saturdays.
There you go.
Oh, Saturdays?
Oh, Sabbath.
All right, W Bills.
Yeah, so they deserve this.
I mean, Saturdays is your day, right?
Sabbath, yeah.
So they deserve that day as like the holy day.
So they don't do anything.
That's today.
It's kind of like the Jews.
Are these guys?
Yeah, I was going to say, are these niggas Jewish?
Kind of?
They follow the Old Testament chapter.
So it's kind of like the same thing.
Yeah.
So she's basically a Colombian Jew?
Okay, I'm not Jewish.
Not to that degree, but just one part of it.
Which is the Sabbath.
So cousins.
Distant cousins, yeah.
You could say that.
What do they say about Jews in your Bible?
We respect any religion.
So we don't judge.
Our religion is a peace.
Even pagans, though?
Come on, man.
We don't judge.
We don't judge.
Pagans?
We don't judge.
Christianity promotes peace.
So you don't really fight anybody or have hate for anybody.
Yeah, but pagans, man.
Come on, bro.
It doesn't matter.
We respect them.
We don't like them, but you don't.
Yeah, yeah, but you just like look at them, rebuke them, yeah, God will save them, but you don't ever, that's what I'm saying, yeah, yeah, all right, interesting, okay, so it might be possible, but I don't know, we'll uh, we'll find out after the show, never heard of it.
Wait, because I'm confused, we were talking about two different things, oh, yeah, what do you mean?
The table, her religion, because she was saying I'm a virgin, and we're like, what I asked her what denomination of Christianity she was, okay, all right, what about you?
Um, I mean, for me, listening ear, like, uh, you know, a listener, stability, and support.
Virginity and Denominations00:06:17
Okay, so you would spend money on your guy too, right?
Like before?
Yeah.
Does that work for you though?
Like I said, it's like a previous question.
I don't mind.
Yeah, I know you don't mind.
I really don't mind.
Like, that's my man.
Like, whatever you want.
All right, Bella, what do you bring to the table for your man?
Your rich man.
Oh, yeah, you got high standards.
Yeah, for your rich guy.
My name is Patrick.
Starfish.
Starfish belly.
Cluck, cluck, monkey, clap, clap.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah, like, dog symbols and shit, bro.
Okay, sorry.
What do you bring?
I shut no brain, bro.
Support.
I think the most successful men have a girl who's like supporting them.
But like, in what way?
Because that's a very broad term.
Like, making them do better, making them do more, making them get more money.
So you would inspire them?
Motivating them.
So you would inspire him?
I guess.
How?
A billionaire.
Yeah.
So what are you going to do to make a millionaire's.
Day more productive, better.
Like, how are you gonna help him?
Tell us, Bella.
Yeah, yeah.
See, like, well, he needs to work more for me.
So, like, oh, Jack, get her, Jack.
What the fuck?
What does that mean?
Already work more for me.
The pussy is the motivation.
He can get that regardless.
But why should he keep you around, not cheat on you?
Like, what are you gonna do?
I never said he didn't have to cheat on you.
She definitely said she agreed.
You'd rather get cheated on than just fucking cook a meal or some shit?
Like, yeah, she said that she did it.
To be fair, she did admit that, like, if I got.
The guy that I wanted, like, I would accept to have other women.
She did.
She understands.
Yeah.
I mean, like, she's boring, you know.
Like, you already know.
This should go down right.
Like, I ain't no brand, it's personality.
Would you help him get other girls, though?
Or, nah, now you don't like checking out.
That's none of my business.
So, you don't want to know.
Okay, so she's like the don't see, yeah, don't say nothing.
Yeah, don't see nothing.
Yeah, she's Stephen Wonder.
I'm blind.
Because there's two types of girls.
There's two types of girls, right?
You got girls that are bisexual and want to be actively involved, right?
Whether they actually enjoy women or they just kind of want to moderate, or the second part, which is her.
Stupid.
Which is like, I don't see nothing, I don't care.
She already said she's bisexual.
She's like, yeah, just please don't put it in my face and embarrass me.
That's what you fall under?
Yeah, I totally agree.
You know what?
There's two character girls with this, bro.
It's literally either don't see nothing, don't say nothing, or don't ask, don't tell, the Bill Clinton policy, or with the military.
Or it's the I want to be involved.
What are you wearing?
What?
Fresh.
I know, fresh.
Fresh.
I told you, fresh is bad.
Focus.
Focus.
I didn't say anything.
I don't know.
I just saw your face.
I was like, what the hell is going on?
You looked at a nigga from Ghetto.
Now stay woke up.
Yo, stay woke up.
I thought something was going on.
No, no, no, no.
Fresh's face is crazy, bro.
In the chat, y'all saw that?
Oh, my God.
No, I thought it was the black Chung Lee.
I knew she was.
Yo, yeah, bro.
Like, she's.
Oh, she's weird, bro.
Dappy, you know what?
Fresh.
When she all comes back.
That's Raven.
I'll show it.
Nigga, I was focused.
Yeah, that's what we did.
I thought you looked just like that.
I thought you looked just like that.
Oh, my God.
She looked just like that.
Oh, my God.
She looked at me like that.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, what's going on?
I don't understand.
Yo, Mari.
I thought that's right on my face.
Yo, Mari, like.
She's the worst black girl we had on a bad day.
It's fine.
In a good way.
I can't just sleep in.
In a good way, yeah, for you, probably.
Yeah, for you, bro.
Oh, for me?
All right, bro, I can't see that, man.
I'm here.
I'm limited, nigga.
I'm limited.
I can't see nothing.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I just seen Miss Cube over here, and that's it.
It's fine.
All right, all right.
She's blocking everybody else.
Okay, what do you bring to the table?
Oh, yeah.
I would say, like, stability, because, like, I'm a lover girl at heart.
So, like, once I really care about you.
How many of you girls would accept a guy having other women?
Raise your hand.
I didn't know.
If he does, I wouldn't know.
Just one.
Just only you and you?
Okay.
Okay.
Do you grow up in a Muslim household for you?
Uh, no.
Okay, all right.
Well, I was gonna say, I'm a polygamy and Assyrian, so like I'm Christian.
Oh, okay, you're a Christian?
Okay, yeah, okay, fair enough.
Fair.
Is your family from Egypt?
Then you said Assyria.
What, what, what, where do they like come from though?
Like my grandpa is from Egypt, and then my grandma is from Iraq.
So like my mom and everything is from Iraq, and then my dad is just white.
Hello, I'm just full on European white, and then your mom is Iraqi and Egyptian.
Yeah, all right.
Okay, and then did your dad cheat on your mom?
Yeah, love you, man.
He was a stripper, so yeah, it's gay.
This nigga was like, Wait, wait, wait, wait, So he was a Christian, right?
But he was an Arab Christian?
No, no, no.
He was white.
Oh, my bad.
Okay.
How the hell did you meet your mom?
He was a strip club.
I guess.
Obviously.
He was a strip club.
That's haram for your mom to be a.
Oh, no, she's a Christian.
Never mind.
Haram!
Haram!
Wait, so then they had you?
Yeah.
So you're haram then?
Am I?
Hold on!
Were they married?
When they had you?
Yeah, they were.
Oh.
I was supposed to, like, save the marriage, but then they divorced at three.
You made it worse.
Like, when I was three years old.
You bugged me?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
You bugged me.
Do you get along with your dad or no?
I don't talk to him.
Oh, wow.
Why not?
I mean, he tries to talk to me, but, like, I don't know.
He's, like, um.
He's into, like, things that I'm not into.
Like, what?
Like, like, freemasonry.
So I'm like.
Oh.
Ouch.
Okay.
He's a Freemason.
He's watching you at all times.
It's basically a fucking boy, Jew.
That's what a Freemason is, if we're going to be honest.
Actually, yeah, he's looking at that.
It's like, yeah, that's literally, the Freemasons are basically like non Jewish niggas that do Jewish shit.
Sectors.
Really?
Different sectors.
Yeah, that's what they are, basically.
Okay.
All right, so.
What's up?
Black Lee.
No, no, her.
Oh, so none of you.
Okay, so only one girl would accept a new.
Freemason Conspiracy Theories00:02:27
Anybody else would accept a guy with other girls?
No?
No.
And you're all single, right?
Yeah.
Now that you know, like, now that you kind of know that, like, guys that maybe are higher status are going to have multiple women, did you guys, like, reconsider it?
Like, you got cheated on, you got cheated on?
I mean, I don't accept it, but I expect it.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, me personally, it's not for me, but I expect for the man to do it anyway.
Let me ask you this then.
If he cheats on you, what are you doing?
Leaving or staying?
Yeah, what are you going to do?
If you're expecting it, like, what is your reaction?
Leaving or staying?
What are you going to do?
I mean, do married people cheat on each other all the time?
They don't divorce.
What kind of mindset is that?
I don't think that's how it works.
I think if a guy cheats on a woman, she should forgive it.
If he's taking care of her and protecting her.
But if a woman cheats on a man, it's over.
When I got cheated on, I'm not going to lie, I got cheated on more than one time in that relationship.
I forgave him.
Was he taking care of you?
Fran said no.
Fran said no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fran said no.
And there's something, too.
Like, this is a very big caveat, bro.
Some good dick.
And I tell guys this.
You can't be polygamous if you're a brokey, bro.
You gotta.
I didn't receive not even flowers ever.
But it must have been some good dick, though.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
That's what's in your mind.
Because you were dickmatized.
Yeah.
Like, if you're going to be like, you can't be polygamous and be an average guy.
It's going to be a struggle.
Like, you have to have your shit together.
You got to pick a struggle.
Yeah, you got to, yeah.
Because if you want to have multiple men, bro, you got to have your shit together.
It's just no way around it.
It won't last.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so you bring stability and to the table?
Stability.
In what manner though?
I mean, like, just based off my past relationship, it was like emotionally, financially.
Is that your way of saying you're not crazy?
I am crazy, but.
I'm not saying you're stable, then admitting in the next sentence, I'm crazy.
No, but I, like, when I'm a love a girl, like, I really care and I put, like, my all into the relationship, and I feel like that's.
Just what I do.
Like, if I care about you, like, I'm giving you my all in all aspects.
If she cares about you, fantastic.
Got it.
She'll stab him.
Yeah, pretty much.
Wait, what's your background?
I'm Hispanic.
Mexican.
Makes sense.
Latina.
She'll definitely stab him.
What about you, young lady?
What do you bring to the table?
I'll love you.
I'm funny.
I'm happy.
You are funny.
And I'm just cool.
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Okay.
Funny and cool.
Funny, sexy, cool.
What'd you bring to the table?
I don't, there's no table.
There's simply who you are and who I am.
And I fill in where you lack and you fill in where I lack.
That's it.
Table talk is really just like rhetoric.
Played out.
Yeah, it's so played out.
I don't believe in that talk.
Wherever you're lacking, if I can feel it, I'll feel it.
And wherever I'm lacking, I hope, and we've talked about it, you should be able to feel that too.
And if you can't make that puzzle piece work, then we're good.
She definitely got banned on TikTok.
Definitely.
Definitely.
I just said it.
Motivation.
How?
Basically, like, if you're telling me that you're going to do all these things and become a millionaire and do this, I'm going to hold you to it.
Stop killing niggas, man.
Well, you ain't doing shit.
I'm leaving.
You're going to start fights, cause problems.
Nah, I'm good.
I'll leave.
I think there's a question for you, Jack.
They said, are you related to sh. Shannon Doherty?
I don't know who that is.
Who the fuck?
15 Modern Dating, or no, is Modern Dating making people more honest or more disposable?
It's doing both, but I would argue probably more disposable.
Yeah.
The question was Is modern dating making people more honest or more disposable?
There's so many options going out there.
Like, you can say, you know what?
For women, I think it makes men more disposable.
Yeah.
For sure.
For men, I don't know.
Because very few men even have the privilege of looking at women from that angle.
If you got it like that, money status and that type of level, you can.
But yeah, most men don't have that.
Yeah, we're talking about top 5% of guys.
So I would argue the majority of women look at men as disposable because of modern dating.
Thanks to the internet.
If you won't do it, you'll do it.
You think about it, bro, right?
Like a girl turns 18 and she goes to prom.
She's limited to her immediate geographic area for a prom date.
But with the internet, like she can talk to niggas on the internet and get a prom date.
Obviously, it'd be weird, but she can get a prom date outside of her geographic area.
That changes things.
It does.
So guys that would have been able to court her before are like, oh, well, you know, I could do better.
Because what I've realized with women is like, if they think they can do better, they will try to do better.
Like the grass is always greener on the other side with women because they're always trying to do better.
So, it's like if they think they could do better, they're going to behave that way.
And then if the internet reinforces that, right?
Oh, you're so beautiful.
You're great.
Blah, blah, blah.
They're going to actually believe that shit.
Yes, they do.
Yeah.
Like female delusion is not.
It reinforces the bullshit.
You know what I'm saying now?
What?
Guys that sell their companies for millions of dollars move to Miami, get a condo here in Brickell or downtown, they get a yacht.
They bring between 18 to 21 year olds on a yacht all week.
That's what they do.
Fly them out, bring them here on a yacht, have fun.
And it's like.
Yeah.
They're here.
Yeah.
So, would you have a threesome with a man and a woman?
No.
No.
Fuck.
Would you wife and only fans model?
No.
No.
Why are women judged more for what they do than men?
The reason why is because women.
I'll make this.
Okay.
So, ladies, let me ask you a question.
Let's say you had a next door neighbor, right?
And you grew up poor, and your next door neighbor had a silver spoon in their mouth when they were born, right?
They turn 18 years old and they inherit $2 million.
And then they spend it all 12 years later at 30.
And they're broke.
Would you feel sorry for them?
No.
No.
No, they were supposed to manage their money.
Fantastic.
That's exactly how men feel about women.
They were giving a privilege.
So, like, and let me explain what I mean by this.
Like, as a female, right?
When you turn 18, you essentially become a millionaire when it comes to opportunities, right?
So, the reason why women are judged when they make mistakes and do dumb shit is because you guys get so many opportunities given to you that, and, you know, how the hell did you make it to 30 or later on in your life or not seize opportunities given the opportunities you got?
And I've always said, like, privilege is visible to those that have it.
And, like, women have a lot of privilege that, you know, I wish, like, some of you girls could be a dude for a day so y'all can see how fucking different it is.
It's a completely different existence.
Like, it's not like.
I'll give you guys an example.
When I first moved to Miami, right?
One of the things I've noticed right away is that people here are extremely rude, not punctual, very slow.
Yeah, slow, lazy, narcissistic, et cetera.
Right?
That's one of the first things I noticed.
When women come here, they're like, oh my God, everyone's so nice.
Oh my God.
Because, and the reason why is because, like, when an attractive woman comes here, like, They're getting opportunities given to them.
People are being nice to them.
Obviously, the halo effect.
But, as a guy, no one's going to really treat you nice unless you got your shit together or you have some type of status.
So, for women, the reason why they're not respected when they fuck up or when they do dumb shit or why they're roasted is because you guys get all the opportunities for just existing.
So, if you fumble the bag that was given to you, there's less tolerance for fumbling a bag that you earned.
Does that make sense?
I totally fucking agree.
Yeah.
You had a career that last year.
Which is why, and I don't mean to take over your shit, which is why if I could have been, if I could redo shit, In my life, I would hold a lot more regard for what it is that I have to offer versus me just doing what the fuck I did.
Cause who knew we were gonna come into the age of like social media and videos and TikTok and like this hierarchy of like male and female type of thing.
I'm just thinking like, oh, I'm in love.
I wanna have these kids.
I wanna be with my man.
Whole time though, like I'm losing my virtue.
I'm losing my value by doing what I'm doing.
Yeah.
If I would have just held on to that, knowing what I know now, like it would be harder.
What would you tell the young women here?
We got some young women on the panel.
What would you tell them?
I would tell you guys, like, hold on.
Relax, like chill.
You don't gotta get four baby daddies, my four.
You don't have, I don't have four.
And if you wanna be my third, motherfucker.
But anyway, for my ladies though, honestly, for sure, for sure, like chill, bro.
Like, take your fucking time.
You don't have to be nobody's baby mama.
Don't do that shit.
Like, hold yourself to a higher standard.
All this shit about what y'all doing out here, like fucking for, I don't know, Coach Hellitat, whatever the fuck you're doing.
Like, don't do it.
Like, I tell my sons, your dick is your treasure.
Your vagina is your treasure.
Like, hold on to that shit.
Period.
Point blank.
How do you choose your girlfriend out of all the girls that you see?
Because obviously, speaking of your top of your game, how do you choose, like, instead of Bella, your girl?
Because, like, I feel like.
By the way, y'all look good together.
Nah, fuck no.
Fuck it.
But, yeah, looks, I feel like, is the most important thing.
And then, not the most important thing, but you know what I mean?
Like, if you don't, like, think your girl's the prettiest girl in the world, then, like, you know, you're probably going to want something else, you know?
Then you're just going to want to cheat.
So.
Yeah, I feel like that's important.
And then just like being able to be around them.
Like, if I can't stand being around her, if like she just talks too much or says like retarded shit where I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, then you just like get on a track to a girl.
But if like she's just like, she doesn't have to be like normal, but just like not retarded too.
And like not just like eke you out and just say like dumb ass shit where you're like, holy shit, like how is this my girlfriend?
But, um, what, what, uh, obviously, you know, you've had to deal with some bullshit before getting burned or whatever.
What would be, uh, what were the top things you learned from?
The experience of getting burned with some tricks.
I'm not going to mention her names or anything, but just for the guys out there, they can learn.
Um, you admit it's, I don't know.
I mean, I was just obviously younger in that relationship, too.
So it's like, I feel like that was like a big learning curve for me as well.
Like, I was like maturing, but also trying to mature in a relationship as well while making it my job, too, at the same time.
So it was like doing a lot of things at once.
And obviously, there's things I would have done differently, but I mean, I feel like the best lesson is like, um, don't put all your eggs in one basket sometimes.
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Sure enough.
Okay.
All right.
Um, Cool.
So, what?
We'll just close out, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, guys.
Because I think Jack's got to go and stuff like that.
All right.
We'll be back Monday.
Yes.
We'll be back Monday.
And then we'll give you guys a Money Monday and we'll give you guys an after-hour show.
If you guys enjoyed it, go get my book.
I'll probably be on stream tomorrow.
We'll cover the news and the war, as you guys know, for the debrief.