Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w/ Jack Morgan RLP
Jack Morgan and guests—Piper Ellis (19, ex-virgin after a five-year relationship), Nina Valentine (23, OnlyFans earning $10K–$20K/month), Paris (20, Houston lash technician with three partners), and Amanda (23, med spa technician, IUD user)—debate dating struggles ahead of Valentine’s Day, from clout-chasing exes to financial expectations. Nina rejects "good guy" norms, while Amanda criticizes disrespectful partners, including one who screamed over social media posts. They mock OnlyFans’ low barrier ($7.99) and question authenticity, like Piper’s blocked ex sending urination videos or "Barracks Bunny" claiming church attendance. Ultimately, the episode reveals how modern dating—driven by platforms, perceived status, and transactional dynamics—leaves women feeling undervalued, even as they navigate conflicting expectations between independence and traditional romance. [Automatically generated summary]
Guys, Martin actually is in South Carolina right now.
He just finished an episode with Sensor America on the debate.
It's going to come out very soon.
Go check out when it does.
And we're doing a show today with Jack.
We did earlier.
Jack spit some game about being a creator, his journey as well, being a big YouTuber, Nestor, as well.
And it was pretty dope.
And Chris, take it away.
Guys, I know it's pre-Valentine's Day.
The girls are single.
It's a good panel.
They look good tonight.
You know, red and pink and brown.
I don't want brown or black.
But, you know, it's, you know, we're here.
It's a show.
It sort of counts on the show.
We got Jack here.
We got Nesser.
We got the girls.
And that's about it on the panel.
Sorry, Fresh.
No, sorry, Fresh too.
I forgot about Fresh.
And yeah, shout out to you guys.
Five me onfans.com slash Aaron Pox.
Wait, what'd you say?
No, I'm joking.
I only got feet picks there, anyways.
And on Twitch.
Okay.
Ladies, thank you for waiting.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
Nevonta, of course.
Your body count.
Start right here.
You look like Nala, the girl from the P-Star Goat.
I'm saying that.
Yeah, you really do, actually.
That's so funny.
That's crazy.
What's your name?
Oh, sorry.
My name is Piper Ellis.
Piper?
Yes.
Oh, they pop her all right.
Yo, okay, made a shit up.
How old are you?
19.
All right.
What do you do for it?
I mostly stream and I also do OF.
What do you stream about?
I do like IRL, video games, just hanging out, like daily life, random stuff.
Okay.
Highest education level?
High school.
High school?
Yeah.
Parents together?
No.
My mom passed away, so they're not together.
But they were.
Moment of sense.
Sorry, brother.
That was a malfunction.
Dating status.
Single.
All right.
Birth control?
No.
Last but not least?
So Piper.
So sorry, I'll fix the camera angles.
So you do OF, you said?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
What's the body count?
My body count.
Yeah, you're 19, right?
I'm actually recently a virgin.
I just got baptized, so I'm reset.
That's not how that actually works, by the way.
You have to actually be a virgin from the beginning.
I mean, that's your.
I feel like you can't tell someone their beliefs.
I feel like that's a touchy subject.
Okay, so.
It's common sense.
What are you talking about?
Accusations.
So before you got baptized.
Oh, before?
Yeah, before.
Five.
I don't believe that Tom Story.
That was a lie.
Well, I was in a five-year relationship.
Wait, at eat OnlyFans and stream.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just started.
19 minus five.
And you're from where?
Wait, hold on, Mo.
I'm doing the math here.
Well, I was born in Ohio, but I moved to Ohio.
Florida.
Wait, so wait, how do you got how are you in a five-year relationship with five bodies at 19?
What do you mean?
From Ohio.
You've been fucking since when?
Young, unfortunately.
Yo, yo, yo.
We're going to stop there, brother.
Oh, we can move forward.
Okay, thank you very much.
Can I chime in?
Of course.
You know, to be fair, I'm considered old.
I'm considered old to you.
That's pretty light compared to even back when I was 19.
That was kind of standard.
To be fair.
I feel like that's to be fair.
That was pretty, like.
That was pretty standard.
At 19, though?
At 19?
That was standard.
People, dude, people would shame you, dude.
If you were like, when I was 15, people would literally be like, you haven't had a blow job?
I'd go, no, where do I get one of those?
How do I do that?
Oh.
But they would.
Am I tripping?
In South Florida?
Yeah, dude, that was like, but chicks got this shit too.
And it turns out, like, I remember like half of my friends are all like, yeah, we've all had sex.
We're like 15.
Turns out years later, they're all lying.
Made sense because I was like, where?
Where are you doing?
How are you doing?
Yeah.
Where are you getting down?
I want to know.
I feel like they would definitely get offers way sooner.
I'm not trying to, what is it, be a pick-me?
I really don't give a shit, but I do have a real question, though.
Yeah.
You guys all do OnlyFans?
No.
No.
No, no.
Yes.
Do you actually make money from that?
I just started, so honestly, I don't make that much, in my opinion.
Some people might think that it's a good amount.
Some people might think it's a good amount.
I don't think it's that much because I make a lot more streaming, but it's something that I'm starting off, so I'll get there.
What do you stream on?
It's called Fanbase.
I'm only asking because.
Have you heard of that?
Yeah, it's like OnlyFans.
You can do whatever you want on it.
There's no for you page or anything.
We actually have a stream after this.
Yeah.
I feel like streaming naked would be like normal streams as well.
That's well.
There is Chatterbait for like live streaming.
Chatterbait, I feel like it's so ass.
I was just curious because, you know, I come from the old school.
Have you ever anybody been a stripper?
Yeah.
You?
Yeah.
See, that's OG shit right there.
Because back in the day, you used to have to get naked in front of people.
I mean, a lot of people.
There's a lot of smoking in there.
You're smoking cigarettes.
She's just naked.
Pussies flapping and shit.
Just blowing smoke in her butt.
That was real.
Okay, I don't commend that.
That sounds fucked up.
But I'm saying, like, I feel like they kind of skip that stage.
I don't know.
Does that make sense?
Did you have like trials?
Do you like not have respect for when they fans?
They have all conditions.
Yeah, and then you got to do your thing and they got to approve.
Yeah.
They just don't do it.
No, I was just wondering because I feel like, you know, people used to smoke cigarettes and they vape, but then people never smoke cigarettes and they vape.
I feel like the strip club's just been bypassed now.
I feel like that was like, I don't know.
Maybe I come from a different time.
Anyway, I think it's easier to do the OnlyFans, yeah.
But I'm just curious.
What's your background?
My body count?
No, background, background.
Ethnic background.
Sorry, I hear you.
It's like I answered that.
Italian and Irish.
Okay.
Mama Mia.
All right.
What about you?
Welcome back.
Hello.
My name is Nina Valentine.
How old are you?
I'm 23 today.
Good age.
Today?
Today?
Yeah.
Today's your birthday?
No, today's her birthday.
Yeah.
I'm 23 today.
Really?
Are you a Capricorn?
No, I'm an Aquarius.
Oh, shit.
That's cool.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I do OnlyFans and content.
I'm a content creator specializing in OnlyFans.
Yeah, we remember that one.
But how much, I don't want to be invasive and ask you what you make, but, you know, we're all thinking it.
Like, give us a ballpark.
Like, what are you making from this stuff?
I'm curious.
As a guy, we don't really have the luxury of trying, like, doing that stuff.
Maybe some dudes do, but it's like, I don't know.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I'm just curious.
Nope.
That's all I got.
Fine.
Is it under 10?
10k?
Above 10k?
You making 20 grand a month?
Not quite 20 grand a month.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Highest education level.
I have a bachelor's degree in marketing.
Oh, that's pretty good.
That's not bad.
Oh, so she's going to know how to market better than the next girl.
I mean, that's smart.
Hopefully.
That's smart.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
Parents together or no?
My mom passed away when I was young, but my daughter's been remarried for about 15 years.
Damn.
You had a lot of trauma.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot of trauma right there, bro.
Damn.
Yeah, my mom died too.
It's shitty.
It sucks.
It's not cool, man.
Not cool.
Damn, Chris.
Okay, um, dating status.
I'm uh currently single.
No Valentine's?
Um no.
Hey, what about you?
Any Valentines at all?
Uh no guy, no, no.
Completely single.
I mean, like, I have a couple gifters who are gonna send me flowers and stuff, but can you smash?
Other than them, no, um, they just send me gifts for Valentine's Day because they love me.
That's a great thing.
That's really great.
Good job, guys.
Do your parents who are alive, do they know?
Like, how do you tell your family this stuff?
You know what I mean?
I'm just curious because I don't.
You don't.
That's probably.
My parents knew when I had OF, and then my mom deleted my account off my phone.
That makes sense.
That makes a lot of sense.
But when you were stripping, see, I was kind of fucking around with the stripper.
The two of them, technically.
I remember dropping them off at work one night.
And I was like, go get that money, ladies.
You know, they weren't like, we weren't going steady or introducing my parents or nothing, but this was like 10, 12 years ago.
But I remember they were making, one of them was super hot.
She was legit.
But the other one was like, whatever.
But they were making like 15 racks a month.
And I remember being like, yeah, I've made like a thousand in a day before.
I mean, I've done that bartending, but like just to go in and just like have the, I don't want to say I get it, but like that's why I'm asking if the OF really makes that kind of bread.
Cause I know strippers.
No, no, I didn't make as much on it.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
Like, I feel like this, that's any women watching this.
There's a hole in the market, the strip clubs.
I wonder how that business is doing.
Nestor, you look that up?
Let's see how what strip clubs income is compared to 10 years ago.
Well, they always say that whenever kids are a recession coming, if strippers aren't getting paid, it's probably going to come very fast.
Yeah, that's bad.
It's bad news.
And right now it's that industry is kind of dying out with the women being escorts and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And then it's making the clubs lose business.
And then also, like, Hornhub is making OF out of business too because guys can see it for free.
Yeah.
Why would they pay for OF?
That makes all the sense in the world.
Can I ask a question to you, ladies?
Yeah.
Sorry if this is invasive.
Your dads are alive?
Yeah.
Good relationship with them?
Yeah.
You're in a great relationship with my daughter.
We talk regularly.
Are they proud of you doing OnlyFans?
They don't know.
Actually, my dad told me that no matter what I choose to do, he will support me no matter what.
Huram!
I mean, it doesn't matter what you do.
I mean, should I give you advice though?
He was in the ICU.
I feel like you do OnlyFans?
Yeah.
I mean, my sister kind of like out of me.
And he's cool with it.
Like I just said, he said he'll support me in anything I do.
Yeah, to be fair, I feel like both of my parents, like, they'd help me move about.
You know what I mean?
Something went down, like, you don't grab a shovel.
You know what I'm saying?
That's an L dad.
At the end of the day, you're going to love your kid regardless.
To be honest, I wouldn't want my dad to be able to get it.
That's why I don't tell my dog because I know he wouldn't approve of it and he would do anything to get me.
That's a good dad right there.
Yeah, I'm a great dad.
He grazed me fine, but it's just what I choose to do.
I love having sex and I'm a horny person.
Are you going to pop that shit online and say, go, daughter?
I don't.
I wouldn't expect him to.
And I think if he did, that would be kind of fucking weird.
It's none of his business.
Yeah.
Now that I think about it, if I did, like, if I was naked having sex on camera, my mom would be pretty bummed.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think that would.
I think the whole family would be like, it would be like as if I died.
And they'd be like, you heard what happened to Jack, right?
Yeah.
They go, what happened to Jackie's?
I think we're assuming what people do on OF.
I think I'm not sure.
I don't mean I was just saying generality.
You say like pop your shit online.
What if I'm just like girl next to you?
Because we don't know.
What is it?
You know what I mean?
Nastra, you subscribe to her real quick.
Check that out.
I'm just joking.
Yeah, we're heading around.
Sorry, this is invasive again.
He's not.
Sorry.
Are you showing it off?
Yeah, you taking it all off.
I'm not going to comment on that because people can subscribe.
Yeah, see, that's the afterplay.
Subscribe and see what's going on in there.
But I like making relationships.
Like, I don't have management or anything.
Like, I actually chat with everyone myself.
Way too old.
Even if I don't have thousands and thousands of subs.
So it's easy.
Yeah, most girls have a manager managing their chats and shit like that.
QR code pimp or something?
OnlyFans is a lot more than just posting and selling pussy pics.
I understand that.
That's way more than one.
It's B-Picks suicide.
I used to have two managers and they both scammed me.
What?
They stole all my money.
You W-man.
Was it women?
No, it was men.
W-man's bro.
The pimp games just moved into a new direction.
Was they Spanish guys or?
No.
One of them was Russian.
Oh, you've got for real.
The other one was Ukrainian.
Of course, man.
Oh, Ukrainian, dude.
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Wow.
That's tough work.
Yeah.
Okay.
Back to you now.
Parents together?
You said no.
And then, of course, birth control?
No.
All right.
And Chris?
All right, your body count.
My body count?
Me and Piper, we just got baptized yesterday.
No, you didn't.
Okay.
We did.
That's why I did it.
Me and Nestor were invited to the communion.
Before the baptism.
Yeah, before.
Before my baptism, I was a virgin.
That was a lie.
Can I check?
Can I fact check with the word real quick?
Yeah, go ahead.
That's cap, but guys, you know, that's freaking cap.
What's your ethnic background, Nina?
Just straight white.
Some kind of white.
You're Polish or Russian.
She looks Polish, right?
I get Russian a lot.
No, yeah.
I'm more British than French.
No, she's basic.
Basic Venue.
It was so sad.
She was baptized in shiz.
Yo, y'all a dick as well.
Okay.
But physically, you cannot become a virgin again after having sexual intercourse regardless of baptism.
God damn it, this is AI and AI is pretty.
I was a virgin and then I got baptized to solidify that I would not have sex before a marriage.
No, you want to run.
That's not how that works.
You are not a virgin.
Come on, man.
Everyone has their own belief.
I'm waiting for my perfect subscriber.
Yeah, but it's all so.
Oh, my God.
That was good.
That was good.
You got to give it to her for that.
Nope.
Okay, what about you?
What's your name?
My name is Paris.
Hey, y'all.
You've been to Paris?
No, I haven't.
That's what I thought.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
What do you do for it?
I'm a lash tech.
There's a lot of money in women's beauty.
Yeah, there is.
A lot of money.
What's your highest education level?
I'm high school.
High school?
it's impressive it's kind of okay is that like a actual certainly you need or you just do it because you can do it well with skill set Or you got to get like a certification for that?
Yeah, you have to get like a certification.
But you don't have one?
I do.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
So high school would be below that or higher than that?
I mean, I guess below it, maybe?
I don't know.
She blow it.
Okay.
Daddy Status?
I'm single.
So no baptized at all?
No V-Day for you tomorrow?
Just dick fresh?
No.
No.
I mean, I'll probably get some, like, say, like, some gifts, but not really like.
Wait, no dick?
Serious.
Wait, hold on.
So, no dick, though?
No.
So again, gifts and no dick.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Are you happy with that?
Parsons?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Parents together or no?
No.
No.
Birth control?
No.
What's your background?
I'm black.
The straight black?
Yeah.
Foundation.
I thought you were Venezuelan, too.
Yeah, I could see that.
Yeah, but it's just a little, so I don't really like to get into it.
Yeah, it's not.
All right, go cool.
Yeah, there's no point.
Yeah.
You know Spanish right now.
No.
Makes sense.
Paris, where are you from?
I'm from Houston.
Oh, Texas.
Sorry to hear that.
All right.
What do you mean?
Sorry.
Bail.
Oh, really?
Come on.
Not too much on Texas.
Yeah, it's coming out.
Bam.
Not too much on Texas.
She's Feisty now.
Oh, she's Ficy now.
Okay, there you go.
Shout out Waterburger.
All right.
Shout out Whataburger.
Yeah, shout it out.
All right, speaking of feisty.
What's your body count?
I got three.
Come on, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Why did I say that?
Three times three.
In Houston?
Yes, in Houston.
You know what?
You're black.
How many blowjobs are given?
Come on, girl.
You got it.
I mean, because off those people, I was with them, so.
Some more than three, right?
But not like.
Come on, the car and the Lamborghini.
No?
Man, I don't know.
Come on.
I don't know.
Jack, you want to be a bad guy?
You guys have been.
Who's giving a blowjob in a Lamborghini here?
Oh, that's what I'm worried about.
No, who's not going to do that?
I've done it in a Corvette.
In your Lamborghini.
Okay.
All right.
Hit me up.
Let's be honest here.
Do you have a Lamborghini?
Everybody acts like everyone's fucking Lamborghini, guys.
I'd prefer to do that.
What are you drive?
What's the sickest car?
Well, it depends on the day, but I got an 85 Cadillac, an old car.
Boring.
And then I got a 2007 Mercury Grand Marquis.
Boring.
Yeah.
Yo.
Wow.
She's like, but here's what I'm saying.
Here's what I'm going to get at.
I've gotten women no different, maybe hotter probably than you.
Oh, shit.
In a way less car because I know that that stuff doesn't matter.
Yes.
I understand that.
How much would you pay, though?
What are you talking about?
I'm just good.
Oh, for dinner?
Depends where we go.
I mean, sometimes it's a good thing.
He's a good-looking guy.
He doesn't seem like that.
Let's cut the shit here.
Okay.
It's like, I'm not saying I'm all that.
I'm just saying I know my position.
I'm not getting with like the hottest of the hot with like, are those tits custom?
Probably.
You know, I'm getting with regular chicks around my ballpark.
Sometimes I get lucky.
Sometimes I go, oh, you're way out of my league.
And they go, oh, really?
Well, watch this.
And they fuck you out of spite.
That actually works.
Take notes, guys.
Only twice, though.
But my point is, I only asked that question because online it can make it seem like chicks are just hunting after like this certain caliber of dude.
But I'm like, dude, I've pulled some honeys in like a bucket.
You know, like a not good car.
That's why I was asking.
I was just curious.
What's like the dopest car you've been in with a guy, like a guy you really dated?
Like he's locking you down.
Maserati.
Maserati?
Yeah.
Corvette.
Corvette's Corvette.
That's a solid guy.
He probably has a fighting car.
He had a business.
Metal crisis.
What was your ears as a Corvette too?
Yeah.
What about you?
Honestly.
See, she doesn't even care.
That's what I'm getting at.
A nicer car than any of the guys.
Yeah.
Ben West.
What car are you driving?
I'm just making a point.
What's the four Mercedes?
Mercedes?
The four with the snake.
Oh, you're talking.
Oh, the Alpha Roman Cobra.
Cobra?
Yeah.
The Mustang?
Yeah, that's an upgraded Mustang.
Okay, no, but it looks like a fucking Mustang.
You know what I mean?
I get it.
Yeah.
Most people don't get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Amanda.
How old are you?
23.
What do you do for it?
I'm a med spa technician.
And I also clean houses on the side and also dance on the side.
Damn, yeah.
You clean the houses in like lingerie, right?
Well, sometimes it depends.
Really?
On a customer?
Yeah.
That's a real thing.
Wow.
How much do you get paid for that?
Incredible.
Depends on the size of the house.
Okay, how about Aloft?
And Brickle?
I don't know, like $300.
Chris, what are you asking that?
I'm just asking.
We got that.
Really, nigga?
Okay.
Highest education level.
I have a laser license.
And I went to high school also.
And I went to school for a lot of different stuff.
Damn, she's cleaning the house, fucking with lasers and stuff.
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That's crazy.
Yeah.
Stripping, lasers.
Everything.
That's wild.
Dating status?
I'm single.
All right, parents together or no?
No.
Birth control?
IUD.
All right.
Where are you from?
I'm from Aventura.
What's your background?
Danish and Japanese.
Damn.
That's a random mix if I ever heard one.
It's exotic.
Very exotic.
Yeah.
Wait, so IUD.
Yeah.
How many bodyguards?
Zero.
Oh, my God.
Your girl's like capping on the panel tonight.
That was telling the truth.
Listen, ladies.
No one's going to watch you up here.
It's okay.
Just tell the truth, man.
Come on.
Tell the truth, ladies.
Come on.
It's none of your business.
Look, you can say that then, but I mean, the lady doesn't kiss until.
I mean, you kind of did when you said you have IUD, but that's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever.
That's different.
No, it's not different.
Like, you only get it to fuck.
No, no, no.
And not get pregnant.
All type of hormones.
It can also help with periods.
That's bullshit, bro.
Take each other.
Isn't it bad for you in the long run, though?
And IUD cut last year.
So, what if she was in a relationship and then she was fucking then?
The one body.
But she said it's none of your business.
Yeah, it isn't.
That's fine.
All right, guests of honor.
Welcome back to the show.
Jack and Nestor.
I'm just an internet personality.
People think I'm funny, I guess.
Not everyone.
You know, it's subjective.
What do you do on the internet?
I just talk.
Kind of invasive.
Talk about women.
I talk about the economy.
I love to talk about conspiracies.
That's my favorite.
Going down the rabbit.
Selling of hair advice.
No, I just go, you know, have a dad with a thick head of hair.
Get lucky.
What are you?
Believe it or not, I'm 70% Mexican.
You don't look like that.
I think I'm Irish in German.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right, so ladies, this is V-Day tomorrow.
Well, actually, in like 20 minutes, 15 minutes is going to be Valentine's Day.
Why are you single?
And do you want to change for Valentine's Day?
I'm single because I want to be single.
I broke up with my ex-boyfriend and why?
Because she wasn't having sex with him.
That's why.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No.
It's true, though.
He was being disrespectful.
And I don't take shit.
So I was like, thank you next.
How is he being disrespectful?
What do you do?
He just said something rude to me.
So.
One thing rude to you?
Like two.
Okay, if you don't mind me asking, what did he say, dude?
That was too bad.
Two strikes.
You're out.
Yeah, literally.
You're done, dude.
Nothing.
Oh, man.
What?
He told you to shut up talking or what?
What's up?
Was it fool related?
Um, okay.
So, first of all, he was liking he was liking all my best friends' pictures on Instagram in front of me.
No way.
Because I liked someone's picture on Instagram on my feed.
It wasn't even because I was attracted to him.
I was just scrolling through my feed and I liked it.
That was the first strike.
Wait, it was a different guy?
That you liked his picture?
Yeah.
I mean, but it wasn't.
That's kind of.
I wasn't thinking he was attractive or anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's close.
The guy you liked?
What was he doing in the photo?
They liked it.
He had money.
Money, I'll do that.
Yo, I mean, I mean, that's a potential client right there.
That's true.
Yeah.
Marketing.
She's got a bachelor's, man.
Yeah, but I mean, look at it from his point of view.
He's like, yo, my girl's liking a guy's picture with money, maybe more than me.
That's kind of a sign right there.
Okay, maybe he should get his money up.
Maybe he shouldn't be insecure.
But that's his girl, though.
What if he was his girl?
That's a potential client, Mike.
And then he, after he liked all my best friend's pictures, he told me to get out of his office.
I like this nigga.
Wait, what?
So, dude, his office?
Wait, wait.
So he just said, get out.
Yeah.
Wait, what is it for work?
You were complaining that he liked the other girls' pictures.
You're Nigan?
I wasn't even.
He told you to get out.
Yeah.
Wait, so.
And it was at an air conditioning business.
A lot of money in HVAC.
Yeah, HVAC.
Yeah.
Yo, I can't you not, though.
I mean, he's pretty valid for what he did, though.
Yeah.
You don't think so?
No.
Okay.
And then, second, he was just like telling me he just wanted.
He just wanted to be friends with me after we went on a trip together.
And he was telling me.
Where'd you guys go?
That's all.
We went to Chicago.
What an asshole.
So he just said he wants to end it because of that?
And we were staying at my friend's house in Indiana.
Her name's Abby.
And I think they're like doing stuff together because I don't know why he would tell me he just wanted to be friends with me.
And then he told me he regretted having sex with me.
Oh, so she did.
She guys got confirmation.
What the fuck?
And then also a couple days after we got back.
This thing is a savage, Joe.
This nigga was a savage.
Because I stole his money out of his wallet.
And he was reading my text messages and stuff.
And I called him a broke ass.
And then.
Broke ass what?
N-word?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, wait.
You stole his money?
What was it?
Like 40 bucks or something?
How much was it?
Yeah.
No, it was 400.
Why'd you steal the money?
Yeah, that's chill.
Because he owed it to me.
Oh, so was he broke?
Did you lend him money?
Yeah, he was a broadcast nigga.
It was my paycheck.
Oh, that's rough, man.
Oh, he was a real money from your job.
You probably could sue him.
You need to sue him because you were his employee.
Yeah.
You can sue him because you guys had sex, right?
Yeah, I know.
That's a lawsuit.
And you'll win that vote anyway.
You can sue him.
What are we talking about?
I forget for what exactly.
Because her boss is trying.
Her boss had a relationship with her.
And then that's a lot of leverage.
And that's also.
Fellas, fellas, news flash.
If you are an employer, do not screw your employee in the middle of the moment.
That is not.
And then he was telling me there was hotter girls than me.
Why wouldn't you?
We should look at you.
I mean, but he wasn't lying about a lot of girls.
Okay, but still, that's not something you tell to your girlfriend.
Yeah, that's probably not a good one.
The lawyer will take that.
Yeah, so that's, you gotta figure out on your own, but that's see.
I think workplace etiquette, just to be safe, never mess.
Never eat where you should.
Yeah, I made that mistake.
Should we eat?
But he got arrested.
For what?
He got caught with a gun and drugs.
Oh, they love the bad.
What's Black or White?
He's Israeli.
Oh.
Sue him.
Damn.
I thought about it.
I literally told him I was going to and he didn't pay me.
Yeah, no.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
No.
Holy moly.
Okay.
Well, I wish you the best and I see where you're single.
All right.
What about you?
Oh, why am I single?
Yeah.
I'm single because I just moved here to Miami.
And I kind of just want to do my own thing.
Like, I don't really want to be tied down to anyone.
Wait, so you mean fucking?
No, I just don't want to be tied down to anyone.
I mean, Jack, it's the same thing, though, right?
No.
My own thing.
No, well, in a sense, yes, but I want to.
I'm not swearing cheetah, man.
You know, it's kind of.
It's basic math, you know?
I mean.
I get it.
I understand.
I was 20.
Settled down at 20.
Well, no, I just want to be able to, like, if I want to go on a date with the guy, I go on a date with the guy.
If I want to stay out till 6 a.m., I can stay out to 6 a.m.
I mean, do it with your man.
You could do all that with your man.
No, you can't.
I don't think so.
So, so for Valentine's Day, you're happy being alone, just getting some gifts from random guys.
You're cool with that?
I mean, I'm 20 in Miami.
Right now, I'm okay with that.
Maybe, like, when I'm like 25 and shit.
Yeah, when you're young, I ghost is going to have fun, bro.
Yeah.
That's a reality.
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
Okay, so I thought about this a lot, actually.
Really?
This is the first year.
I think that's what I think a lot.
Yeah, but this is the first year I've ever been single, like ever, for like all the holidays and stuff.
So I was thinking, like, I could get a Valentine's Day date.
Like, we could go.
I could go to an island, like, go on a trip.
I could get gifts and everything.
But I feel like to like become like a completely healed person, I need to spend my Valentine's Day alone.
Wait, a healed person?
Yeah, because like I feel like I've always been dating.
I've never really like, I've always spent like my holidays with my significant other.
So I feel like it's worthless to just go with a random man and do some random thing.
But I really don't want to date anybody right now.
So I decided like, I'm just going to be wholesome and spend it alone.
Do you ever think that like maybe OnlyFans is causing you issues with finding a good guy?
I'm not looking for a good guy.
Oh, so you don't get hard now.
She doesn't want the bad one.
She's looking for a sugar dog.
I'm looking for a bag.
A bag?
A bag, yeah.
Not B-A-D, B-A-G.
No, I think relationships sometimes cause me way too much stress, and I've done that so much.
So I'm just exploring different avenues in my life right now.
Do you want kids and shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but not until like 32.
No, no, like 27.
No, they always say that.
27 comes like this.
Yeah.
And then you go, oh, man.
You know, I still got to do it.
And I might just have to trap somebody.
Next thing you know, chop somebody's crazy.
Just kidding.
She's not kidding, bro.
Fuck your daughter, man.
She wants to sue and trap.
Yeah, that's dangerous, bro.
She's dangerous.
What about a situation she's like, someone clip me?
Someone clip me, please.
Can I ask all of you ladies a question?
So is the whole like because this is what you hear on the internet now.
Dude's gotta be six foot two.
Yep.
You know what I mean?
Rocking a hug.
Yeah.
Something better than a Corvette, right?
Short.
Is this true?
Or do you think that?
Well, I like Corvettes.
They don't have to be.
No, but I'm saying like the height and all that stuff.
Is that really true?
Like, do you guys really give a shit?
Standards?
Or does it usually slide?
Do I have standards?
As long as you're a good person.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, does it really matter?
Is what I'm saying.
I like them taller than me, at least.
Yeah, me too.
I don't want to date a tall chick.
I want someone.
Walk up at her.
Hey, honey.
You know, I don't want to do that.
Who I look up to.
Yeah, I want someone I admire.
That makes sense.
It's definitely more attractive when you're taller, but like, also, I mean, if you're a good person, you're a good person.
I gave a short guy a chance.
How tall are you?
He was shit, though.
How tall are you?
5'2.
Yeah, but she just said she just gave a short dude a chance recently.
Like they ruined it for themselves.
So how tall is he?
If you're 5'2, you're tired.
I don't know.
Pretty short when he took them shoes off.
6'3.
Wait, no, no.
Was he 5'3 or something?
I don't know.
I mean, he was taller than her, so like 5'5, 5'6, 5'7.
So I would look at him and be like, I'm not very tall.
But I let it slide.
Totally useless.
I feel like I just wanted to ask because, you know, I'm not, I'm 5'11.
I'm going to take my shoes off on 5-11.
Yeah, he was definitely like...
Do you wear those heels?
I don't know how tall.
Yeah, so what I did was, I got like, you know how you get like your tits done?
Well, those guys, you get your heels done down here.
Yo, don't tell them the secret.
Yeah, so you get a, there's a doctor in Peru.
He'll hook you up.
Did you know that there's like dick filler guys?
Isn't that wild?
But it's like $15,000.
I went to a high school with someone whose dad does penal implants.
His thing is in Texas, actually.
Yo, I'm sorry, bro.
If you need to get surgery, bro, just quit.
Just stop.
Yeah, but that's got to suck, though.
Dude, what if you die from that shit?
Oh, yeah.
Just get a big...
Yo, that's...
Bro.
But what if you're poor and you can't pay for it?
Oh, then you're just done.
You're just done.
Can I ask or something?
Yeah.
Are you faking that voice or is that for me?
Absolutely not.
No, that's her voice voice.
That's your actual voice.
I've seen him on the show many times.
So Mickey Mouse.
I might read.
If I retire OnlyFans, I might just read children's books.
That's actually probably.
You'll probably make way more money doing that.
And he won't be on camera.
Behind the scenes.
Yeah.
All right, what about you?
Why are you single on V-Day?
Do you want to change that?
Because men, or at least the men, I haven't found my person.
Every man so far is just like, there's no sense of loyalty.
What does that mean to you, though?
Loyalty?
What does that mean to you?
what does that entail for a guy don't be a manhole like just they don't stay true to their word And I just don't like a liar.
Like, why are you a liar?
You're a grown-ass man.
Why are you lying?
Like, stand on business.
What are they lying about, though?
Why do you lie, huh?
Like, what are they lying about to you?
Like, what are they lying about?
Well, my ex of five years was just, like, not nice.
He just wasn't nice.
Wasn't nice.
So I just didn't.
I just got tired of him.
So that was that.
And then five years later?
This recent one.
Recent one?
Wait, what?
Like, the most recent dude I talked to was just like a clout chaser.
So he just like was like doing stuff.
Oh, he was bad.
He was just doing stuff for like streams, like trying to fit in with his buddy and like look real cool.
But then off-camera, he'd like scream at me on the phone because I liked his homeboy picture.
Like his story.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We have a question for you.
Why do girls like other guys post and think it's cool?
I know.
I don't follow anybody, and especially not a man.
But that's weird because imagine I'm with you.
You're looking at my friend's post.
They can see that shit like yo.
But he deserved it.
He was liking half, he was liking a girl he fuck half-naked video.
So I liked his homeboy's post.
Why Girls Gift Other Guys' Dates00:14:33
I think that's okay.
I think the whole because men don't really care if we see a dude with a chick and we go, that's good for him, man.
She's hot.
Yeah.
You know, but like a chick, they see all of a sudden, if I'm walking with a little shorty on me, next thing you know, I got a little carte blange, you know what I mean?
Little cachet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All of a sudden they're like, oh, okay.
I didn't see him before, but now I do.
Yep.
That's true.
I was going to say clout, but I don't like that word clout.
You know, it's kind of like she's got the clout.
Kind of sounds nasty.
You know what I mean?
Right?
Does that sound like ever since I thought about clout like that?
I go, oh, gosh, you got clout?
Yeah.
Okay.
My point is, is that's a real thing.
No, it is.
Yeah.
That's a real thing.
It's like a psychological deal.
I used to be friends with Smoke Perp.
I don't know if you guys are.
Yeah, the rapper guy.
Yeah.
And he blocked me.
We like went to Costa Rica together.
I'm on the lie.
I went to.
I don't even know.
I didn't even do anything to him.
Wait.
But he just blocked me out of nowhere.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
He did.
He got it.
He got the buns.
You showed us trash.
She was trash.
So he blocked you.
Did you guys hold hands?
I don't know.
It was trash.
No.
No, I showed trash, man.
No.
Did you guys laugh together over like a nice dinner?
Yeah, you did.
Don't lie.
Yeah.
You son of a bitch.
She was like, hey, you want to fuck?
No.
You don't know why he blocked you?
Yeah.
No.
Maybe you're kind of annoying, maybe.
No, Fraser.
No, no, the pussy was whack, bro.
Shut up.
Pussy was whack, bro.
Your dick is small.
Yeah, I know it is.
What?
What?
Okay.
So everyone here is single for Valentine's Day, pretty much.
Except guys.
I'm not.
But I'm such a good loyal partner that I'm not even going to be there.
Yeah.
So there's got to be a guy there that dates.
Oh, you're a cook?
Like, is she getting BBC's?
No.
What?
What?
How are you doing right now?
It's not real.
I don't say that.
She's at the house.
With who?
She's chilling.
Probably our animals.
I'm actually going to.
We're old.
Like, the whole, like, for me, the last thing on my mind is like, oh, I hope my girlfriend's not cheating on me.
It's like.
That's good, honestly.
It's like, what?
I don't have time.
Like, I don't have time to do that.
Or, like, I don't have the mental capacity to worry about if my lady's cheating on me.
Because if I was worried about it, it probably should just be a Friday night thing or something.
It could drain you a lot.
But then that's even annoying.
When you get to, once you reach 35, it doesn't work anymore.
No, no, no.
Of course it works.
But what I'm saying, well, I guess not for everyone.
But good for you.
You don't have a penis, so you won't have to find that out.
But you could if you want.
I know a guy who'll hook you up.
What I'm saying is, though, is like the problems at my age back when I was 20, it's like it's the end of the world if your girl's cheating on you or something.
Yeah.
It's like a catastrophe or some shit.
It's about look.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the last thing you want to do is like, I don't think I've ever worried about that.
Yeah, I think making that priority will mess you up a lot.
So to think about that all the time is going to really slow you down.
Because it's like, all right, then just like, why don't you just break up?
And then go fuck the guy.
You know what I mean?
Like, are you not a big deal?
Are you from Nelk?
No.
Dude, we were hanging out with one of those guys.
I was like, oh, I actually have a tattoo that says full sun.
No, you don't.
No.
What?
Did it hurt?
We actually ran into one of those dudes earlier.
The Nilk guys.
Why'd you tattoo dot on your.
She's about that life, though.
Where's she going?
They keep this fire.
Did you meet them?
It's a full send in her mouth.
No.
Hello, God's wild.
That was good.
Never met Nelk.
That was fucked up.
Yo, that's fucking funny.
That's a full send.
Literally.
So, Nestor, what you full set on her mouth?
Was yo, yo, yo, yeah.
Nestor's father is watching this right now.
Yo, Nestor, so question for you.
As a guy still in the dating game, how old are you again?
29.
29.
Is dating, you think, worth it?
And why are you single?
Well, let me start with this.
I own two Lambos.
He drives them simultaneously.
They're at Fresh's house.
I'm letting him borrow them.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that a lot.
But let me know if I'm crazy for doing this.
But I don't tell women that I drive them.
Right?
Because I want to find the right one.
I'm 5'11, but I'm six foot with shoes on.
Are you really 5'11?
But on dating apps, I put that I'm 5'11.
Bought six foot with shoes on.
That would be so funny on a dating app.
I do that to stay away from the bad apples.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys feel me on this one?
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
I've had some bad piece of fruit.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's nasty.
It's not good.
It's fun in a moment, but once you, the aftertaste is terrible.
So I think V-Day is a marketing scam.
Companies used to profit off of individuals that want to say, here's the Valentine's Day present, babe.
We got you.
And it's for women.
Let's be honest here.
Now, as a guy, though, it's going to cost you.
And let's pray that she even stays to visit you the next month because you never know.
So I think V-Day was a scam from the very beginning.
I disagree.
I think it's a way to show people love and that you care about them.
Because you don't always get to do that.
So like having a day just to remind the people that you care about them, I think it's nice.
But I can choose what day I want to do that as the man.
Instead of doing it.
But it's like a reminder because, you know, men always need reminded about everything.
We do.
A reminder.
A reminder for who?
For women.
Men don't really get gifts like that.
And if they do, it's like mediocre.
But it's also helpful for you guys.
How else?
Wow.
Because if you guys get reminded and you show up with gifts and you show that you care, you get rewarded.
Wait, how about reminded?
Wait, wait, wait.
How all year I'm taking care of your ass.
And when I feel like I'll give you a trip or a gift when I'm ready to do it, I don't have to be told to give you a gift on this day.
Yes, you do.
You're looking at it too much as like a power standpoint.
Like, just like a natural day.
Yeah, but here's my point.
I'm being told what date to give you a gift.
It's definitely a marketing thing for sure.
It's marketing.
It's a marketing thing.
Christmas, Halloween, 4th of July, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Mother's Day.
Especially Mother's Day.
Me and Dan's Day.
My family's all born on holidays.
New Year's Eve, the day before Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day.
Please don't shout.
Yo, listen, I'm not shouting.
I'm for giving gifts when you're ready for it.
And you know the worst part about this is like you just all mention, oh, I'm single.
I'm gonna get gifts from other guys.
So now especially as a guy.
If I'm your boyfriend, give you a gift.
Anyone can do that.
You know what I mean?
There's no big difference between me give you a gift and another random guy.
You know what's trash?
I always thought was weird.
You know, I like money.
Nestor likes money.
You ladies like money, right?
Yeah.
What I always thought was weird is you can't give your lady cash for a gift.
A birthday.
There we go.
Really?
In a card.
In an envelope.
That's always backfired on me.
I'm just saying, I've never understood why that doesn't work.
I mean, you give it to them any other day of the year.
But see, that's what I'm saying, though, is that sort of a dude's different.
Yeah.
My chick comes up, slash me 200 bucks for my birthday.
I go, oh, shit, shouty.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's never happened, but I'm saying that would be cool.
But I know some guys that are pretty big ballers.
Look at them like 10K, 20K.
On a random day, 10K, I feel like that would be like, honey.
But I think for a gift itself, it should be thought about as, okay, you know what?
She's into this.
This is my actual girl or wife that I really fuck with heavy.
I got you.
But the point is that, like, you guys are getting gifts from random guys.
And if I'm a guy that's your boyfriend, how do I stand out?
I'm giving you a gift as well.
What's the difference?
Lamborghinis.
Yeah, but really a Lamborghini.
You what?
You can't drive.
Lamborghini.
I don't get it.
Hold on.
You think you deserve a Lamborghini?
Honestly.
Yeah.
You're fresh.
Actually, what they bring to the table.
No, no, you said you wanted a Lamborghini, but why do you deserve a Lamborghini?
You're only fans.
You're not adding any value.
What do you bring?
You sound like Mickey Mouse.
What are we doing here?
I'm hilarious.
She goes, I'm hilarious.
I never got.
I like your quarters up.
A quarter zip?
Oh, he's wearing a bag.
Oh, Fresh.
She makes you laugh.
Hey, guys, Fresh, I got a new swag now.
My new swag is quarter zip.
If you're part of the gang, Common Sense Gang, you know what time it is.
We're stepping up the game.
We're working on bettering ourselves.
We're in the gym.
We're getting money and we're moving towards a better lifestyle as a nigga.
Let's go.
But Fresh, she made you laugh, Fresh.
No, I was laughing because it was kind of dumb, huh?
I'm just saying, what's the probability of ever all like all of you bagging a dude with the Lambo?
Maybe it's the same guy.
What makes you think you deserve to hop with the guy with the Lambo?
Did you ride in the Lambo?
I honestly don't care to be honest about this.
Where's he now?
I don't know.
I don't think anybody does.
Hold on, where's the guy now?
In West Palm Beach.
Okay, you still dating?
No.
It's okay.
So you got a Lamboroid.
Now what?
I'm pretty sure it was a right to go.
Yo, yo, yo, I promise you, getting into Mexico Car for a night or two is cool, but that doesn't do anything for you long term.
You know the worst part?
When they record it, I'm in a Lambo.
I'm in a Ferrari.
I'm in a Rolls Weiss.
Like, we know you've been in a guy's car.
It's an L. I'm just saying, because when I go around town, I don't live in Miami, but when I go around regular world anywhere other than here and when I lived in LA, maybe certain pockets of New York, it's like it's like ugly people are with ugly people.
You know, it's like fat people are usually with fat people.
That's like how it usually works.
But it reminds me of different things.
You're not saying, okay.
Yeah.
We're in fairytale.
You're right.
We're in fairytale then.
It's a little bit different.
Social America is different.
Yeah.
But also opposite to chart, too.
I'm going to call bullshit on that.
I'm going to call bullshit on that.
Not really.
Money attracts.
Yeah.
You can send money.
Honestly, if you want a successful relationship, find a guy you're going to be best friends with and you want to have sex.
You're golden.
That's real.
I think if you can have a good foundation and have trust and respect, you can go along with it.
The wanting to hang out with each other aside from sex part, way more important.
Yeah.
A thousand percent.
You got it better, though.
And you got to want to have sex too.
I mean, it's part of the deal.
I agree.
Yeah, you got to want to be attracted to him.
But I'm saying if you could be stoked to hang out with your partner, like you guys are literally best friends.
Oh, you're fucking in.
I only know this from experience.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're fucking good.
It's a little bit harder, but okay, so it's hard.
It's definitely hard to find.
But if you do, go for it.
Sometimes it makes it toxic, though, because it's like, that's your best friend.
You always want to be with her.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm so sick of Britney Spears stuff.
Yeah, you can't please him, bro.
You can't please him.
I feel like when you spend every day with someone for so long, like it definitely makes you guys clash.
Well, you need some separation at church and state.
You got to have your day, if it's meant to be, it's going to be like regardless.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Unless you change your mind.
All right, so we got a video here to play that illustrates what girls want on V-Day.
They want a bunch of requirements for Valentine's Day, and hopefully, if they get it, you might be able to smash.
Here we go.
And you know the weird part about V-Day, bro?
All this marketing that's done for V-Day is only for women, bro.
Men don't want to get shit.
So it's a side out, man.
Okay, but why is the quiet?
Here we go.
Scroll now if you're sensitive.
This is for my young ladies.
If you are intimate with anybody and they don't have enough common sense to get you something for Valentine's Day.
By the way, I saw her in the gym today, and I wanted to say, like, I'm about to wrap to your video tonight.
I want to bring her on, but yeah, she was kind of, I guess she knew who I was, whatever.
All right, let's play.
You better be celibate for the remainder of the year.
Because even if you guys aren't in a committed relationship, all women love little sweet somethings.
Oh, yeah.
Okay?
And if he doesn't have enough common sense to say, let me go to Trader Joe's and maybe get her some $12 flowers at the minimum, you have no responsibility giving that man that box.
Okay?
Common sense would tell him to get you some chocolate or something.
You know, some women like video games.
Get me a video game.
Get me a new controller.
Different women like different things.
He knows exactly what you like.
He knows what you're into because he be inside you.
Do not allow a man to act like Valentine's Day is only for relationships.
If he's intimate with you, he should be able to comprehend to get her a little sweet something for Valentine's Day.
Now, if you allow it to not be that way because you're like, oh, I don't care about Valentine's Day.
No, all women care.
We all care, especially from the right guy.
We all care.
But we'll use a coping mechanism.
I don't care about Valentine's Day.
I've said it.
I love Valentine's Day.
I love Valentine's Day.
And if you don't know that all women love a little sweet something, I have no business giving you anything.
So now, don't be disappointed if he doesn't, but create boundaries.
Okay.
Sorry, my finger's all in your face.
So that's the idea.
You got to give her something, even if it's not your boy.
Even if you're not her boyfriend, get something from him.
If not, look at him in the box.
Most men got to learn the hard way, man.
Yeah.
If you're hooking up with somebody, I think you should.
But why?
You get a gift from other people.
Yeah.
Like you just mentioned multiple guys give you gifts.
At least you're hooking up with them.
Yeah, but you're not my girl.
You're spending time with them.
You're not my wife.
Sharing an experience with them.
But why do you deserve a gift?
I don't get it.
Because we're humans.
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Yeah.
I mean, it's decent, especially if y'all are messing around.
Yeah.
I feel like, how could we all live a better life on the earth instead of just counting things?
Bro, you spit bullshit right now.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now.
We all had Lamborghinis, man.
Boombaya.
602 Lamborghinis.
Lamborghinis.
And Burko and the yachts every fucking week.
Yeah, so you're telling me because we smashed one time, a couple times.
You deserve a gift.
If you're continuously, like if you're smashing in between February 1st and February 30th, 28th, 28th, then you should be getting gifts.
All right, let me ask you a real question.
Everybody's been thinking about it.
How many yachts have you been on?
Ooh, probably like five.
Five yachts?
Don't lie to me.
Maybe five.
Five yachts?
Not talk about big boats.
I'm talking yachts.
Yeah, probably like a helicopter on the motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
No, not yet.
You haven't been on it.
Not a helicopter yacht.
All right.
Y'all get it to me when we get to the helicopter yacht.
But I go with my friends, so it's different.
I don't just go out with random people on yachts.
If my friend group who does content wants to invite me, or if I have friends visiting and they want to take me on a yacht, I'll be like, I've been on two yachts, and it was because I was with the women who got us on the yacht.
I was just the guy with them.
Like, what's up?
You know, what's up, bitches?
I got three women with me.
I'm coming on.
They were usually pretty tight.
They were like, oh, yeah, one dude who's cool.
Like, yeah, come on.
But that was the only time I've been on like a, because I don't know anybody who fucking owns a yacht.
You know what I mean?
Normally, you got to bring nice boats that are expensive, quarter million dollar boats, but that's not a yacht.
Yeah.
That's a basic.
How many yachts have you been on?
Maybe like seven.
Seven yachts?
You're 19 years old.
Oh, but you're not allowed to do that.
State that every time, every time I go on vacation, I met all friends get a yacht, so a lot of them are paid for.
Big boats have been on a cigarette boat speedboat.
Wait, wait, y'all caught that?
She is 19 years old and been on seven yachts.
And I probably paid for like four of them by myself with my homegirls.
What, 20 bucks?
Oh, okay.
So, like, we pay for like a snorkel and yacht day, like, when we go out of the country.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
Like a charter boat.
Couple hundred dollars.
Oh, a charter, but that's not a yacht party.
A yacht party boat.
Yeah, we didn't talk about a yacht.
But Fresh and Jack, that's not her money, though.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Your boyfriend was with you for five years, right?
Are you going to stay on a yacht?
Yeah, but those four yachts were probably within, like, I've been on vacation a lot within the last like year.
Bro, you ain't got a lot of fun.
And my boyfriend was a college student.
He didn't pay for shit.
I made way more money.
I want to be a yacht.
That's what I'm trying to say.
But how many women get to be yachts?
See, my chick used to sell yachts.
I'm not kidding.
She really did.
Yeah.
I thought that was impressive because I was like, I was like, you sold a yacht?
She goes, yeah.
Yo, get this right, guys.
Imagine she's 19 years old.
And you said you bought your own yachts, which that's like a charter fishing boat.
You said both.
I've been on those plenty, though.
$100 each.
Yeah, but you're fishing for you.
But imagine you're like, you know what?
I see her as a viable option, which I don't know why you would.
And you say, you know what?
We're getting a yacht, babe.
She's like, I've been on like 10 yachts already.
Five years.
Yeah, five yards.
I'm like, she's like, what, what?
So you're on the first person showing her yacht.
She's like, why are you so insecure?
Well, no, we're just saying.
We just don't own yachts.
Why don't you just share an experience together?
Because it's a new experience because you're with the other person.
Look, I'm having a hard time trying to accept the fact that I'll never own a yacht.
That's like saying because you've been to a restaurant before.
It's not the same.
Literally.
It's not the same.
You can't go to another restaurant.
It's not the same as a yacht.
It's a different yacht.
It's not the same as a yacht.
Can I ask Stacey something?
Are you going to get a brand new bed if someone else has slept on it before?
Yeah.
Hold on.
That's not the point.
Every two weeks, I have to have a bunch of people.
If you're having sucks out of bed, are you going to get a brand new bed?
We all know what happens on yachts.
Come on now.
We know what happens on beds.
What happens on a yacht?
Tanny eating.
Go ahead, Nestor.
Stacy something.
What?
Wait, Drinking?
You know, there's a difference between a boat, or sorry, a yacht and a cruise.
Well, Disney's got a cruise.
It's a job application.
Oh, you're an asshole.
I'm sorry, I mean that.
I know you're faking that voice.
I'm not.
The joke is wearing a badge.
No, no, she's not.
That's her voice, bro.
No, that's literally her voice.
He could be right, though.
He could be right.
What if it's the long con?
It'll take a lot.
That's hard.
I literally explained how my parents used to ground me for this.
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What?
Because they genuinely thought it's a good thing.
Jack, I've heard her talk randomly to people outside of this, and I'm like, that's her real voice, bro.
Like, no joke.
Well, yeah, didn't Paris Hilton voice too.
Didn't Paris Hilton fake her voice for like ever?
I think she really did.
I swear to God.
The long con.
The long con.
That might be it then.
The long con.
The long con?
She was really faking her voice.
Place your bets for.
All right, you know what?
No, we don't get that much.
Can someone talk her like quickly?
Oh, no.
Yo, chill, bro.
I'm just a guest on the show.
Yeah, nah, that was not.
That was Chris is weird, bro.
Hey, I mean, we can move on.
All right, cool.
We got some chats here, and Chris is definitely ain't gonna be a good one.
That's messed up stuff, man.
Reported for that.
Comedy skit.
Yep.
All right.
What is the first one?
Got you, bro.
DJ Diamond Jim says, Ladies, if a man pays all your bills and protects you, is he wrong for not celebrating or buying you anything for Valentine's Day?
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah, but how many men are paying all of their women's bills?
I wouldn't say many.
If you can afford to pay bills, then you can afford to go out and get something.
So it would just be because you're not being thoughtful and you don't feel like getting something.
It wouldn't even be because you don't have the money.
Oh, I always get my checks, though.
Why do you gifts have to be physical things?
They don't.
They don't.
They could be a serious thing.
It could be a picnic.
Because men's stuff.
That's physical.
You don't have to have anything at the picnic.
You could lay down a blanket and we could look at the stars for Valentine's Day.
You could just stare into her eyes for what seems like five minutes.
Yeah.
It's my type of gift.
You might laugh, but it works.
Well, if a guy spends all his money on bills, like an apartment and a car and all this stuff.
And food.
Your well-being.
What if they don't have any more money for flowers or anything else?
But would you care, though?
Would you understand that?
Yeah.
No, you won't.
No, no.
Come on, girl.
How long would you design it for?
Every year?
Nah.
You get no gifts.
No travel.
Come on now.
I would say most of America would go along with it.
Yeah.
The issue is that, like, right.
There's really no other choice.
Tell him is vapid amongst women.
Like, he could go pick some flowers off the ground.
Yeah.
But you wouldn't.
You wouldn't take that.
Yeah.
She'd take it if they're nice.
I've done it.
It works.
No, I mean, her specifically.
Yeah.
She would do it.
Yeah, you know what?
You're right, John.
You're a stripper.
What do you mean?
I'm sized up.
You're a stripper.
What do you mean you take flowers?
But friends, she did a smoke perk.
She got bullshit in her mouth.
Yeah, bro.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Dude, if you get a nice, a nice, what's that?
Eucalyptus.
No, what is that?
What's that flower?
Anyway, something nice.
She'll take it.
Hibiscus.
Yes, they love that.
Well, she has to actually like you for that to work.
Really like you.
Okay, yeah.
Because if she's like you, no, but no, there's no chance.
No way.
Not a chance.
No shot.
Okay.
Well, she'll take them.
But you probably say thank you.
I'm going to appreciate it, though.
Yeah, she'll go thanks.
You know?
Okay, so your ideal gift from a guy, what would I be?
Lamborghini.
What?
No money.
Yeah, a car.
Yeah, I know it.
Dude, if you buy a chick a car, it's a wrap.
Stun.
I mean, it's, you know, specifically.
Your man pays all your bills.
He doesn't buy a gift on V-Day.
Is he out?
Is he in?
I would be kind of upset.
I'm not going to do that.
She's going to be upset.
I'd be kind of.
Would you tell him?
I'll just be like mad about it.
What about just like a handwritten card?
No, like I felt like you had like it's one day.
It's one day.
You had this time.
But when he's working his ass off, that doesn't matter.
You had this time.
He's grinding 12 hours a day just to feed the family, make sure you're good.
And maybe a vacation later on.
What if he had a valid excuse?
Yeah.
One day.
One day.
Like ahead of time.
Like, hey, honey, two weeks from now.
I would be kind of upset.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I'd probably be upset.
I'd be kind of mad.
Wow.
What about you?
Like, did I get him anything?
No, he pays all the bills.
So I didn't get him anything for Valentine's Day.
No.
No.
If I got him nothing and he got me nothing, then I guess I wouldn't be upset.
That's kind of fair.
Yeah, but that's like when someone says we're not doing gifts this year, but really they're doing gifts this year.
Yeah.
No one ever says that and means it.
That's what I'm saying.
No, man.
She breaks up.
What would you do?
I think that it's one month or like one day out of the year and you have all year to prepare for yourself.
What about like if you're really, I don't know.
Same thing.
Like if you're really about to broke, okay, then better start putting a dollar away every day.
But what about an anniversary?
Or pick up some extra shifts?
I agree.
I've never had a bad thing.
If your bills are that high, then maybe you should re-evaluate your life.
Re-evaluate, get a better job.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe sell your house and get a smaller house.
Yeah.
So you gotta, you gotta really restructure yourself just to make her happy for one day.
Got you.
Why would you want to be unstable?
Like, why would you want to be like, as a man, be like, oh man, get my girl a Valentine's Day gift?
Did you have a simp daddy?
Simply, my dad is just a little bit of a dad.
My dad's definitely not rich, but he definitely tried his best and does everything to provide.
Are you like his princess?
I'm the youngest.
Why Men Strive00:12:00
I'm not afraid of Simpson.
But I've never been spoiled just because he's never had money like that, but like he does what he can.
You know what I mean?
But anything my grandma.
Yo, we're so cooked, bro.
I promise you, dating is cooked, bro.
Like, I'm not men.
So both parties are cooked.
What's the next one, bro?
That's true.
I promise you, like, that's why niggas go to Columbia, bro.
They go to Brazil.
They go somewhere else because, bro, this is insane.
Do women have a fly out version?
Like, is that a thing?
A what?
Like, you know, how guys will go find men?
You know, they'll go to like, you know, Peru or some shit, or they'll go to the other side.
Yeah, like, maybe Israel.
They'll go to Bangkok.
That was my type.
No, but I'm saying that.
Like Israel, they have really hot guys there.
Oh, like chics and shit.
They look like models.
Oh.
What about at Mexico or Tulum?
Because I'm not going to go over there for like a fun time.
But are there like really rich dudes there?
No, they just go to Smash.
Okay.
Like, for example, they'll go there as a group.
Guys meet them there, they smash and then go back home.
Yeah, but you get what I'm saying, right?
What's like the equipment?
Passport girl?
No.
Yeah, what's the equipment for that?
No, there's no Passport girl.
That shit doesn't work, bro.
Well, they could just do it anywhere.
Also, the guys that are over there, most of them are not successful like that.
So you're going to dunk it for that guy in Daniel.
Yeah, you're going to downgrade over there.
Or it's not going to work.
Yeah.
I feel like if I'm going on a trip, it's to like swim in the ocean or like enjoy my trip.
Not like thinking about like this guy am I going to find a fuck liner?
Wait, hold on.
No, no, I don't.
Yeah.
I was just wondering.
Yeah, no valid question.
Look at my European girl.
Europe too.
Women love a dude with an accent.
Yeah.
I hate them.
I think it's so fucking annoying.
Wait, you think that's your voice, bro?
What are you talking about?
She's like, I've got enough accents for all of us.
She is raised baiting you, Master.
Don't be a hypocrite.
No, I think accents are annoying.
What?
Do you hear yourself?
I don't think you can hear yourself right now.
I don't think I could date a woman with a thick accent.
I don't think I could do it.
Chocolate blitz.
I don't think it would work out long term for me.
It's only a couple weeks.
At the beginning, it's fun and it's funny as a hot kid.
A few weeks.
Hell yeah.
But the French accent, bro, you guys be crazy.
It's funny at the beginning, like, yeah, this is the man them.
Fresh ching chung.
Chill, man.
Fresh ching chung.
Get into my head.
Hey, Fresh, the baby.
Nah, that was terrible.
I like Australian accents.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hot Australian accents.
I actually made out with an Australian guy named the Donut Dottie.
No.
And he has like 1.7 million followers.
Shut up.
Really?
You made it with a guy?
Yeah.
Dude, it's unfair.
He's famous, though.
That makes sense.
Well, the Spanish is a drink.
That makes her better.
Yo, Ness.
It's a real thing, bro.
I don't have clout.
Don't talk to me like that.
This girl just said he has clout and I just can't.
I know, but it sounds so nasty.
So what?
Full send.
He's got clout.
Full send.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a good look.
Not at all.
I just don't care, bro.
Did he smash?
He's hot.
No.
But that's, but that's even on a low level, even if a guy in your group is perceived as popular, not even famous, famous, but just like remotely popular in a small setting in a small town, that even holds weight.
I've done it.
Yeah.
It's a real thing.
You can have a status within your own community.
Yeah.
It works too.
Yeah, it works.
Like you get known around town, people know who you are.
You pull up.
So it works in your favor.
But I mean, kissing a guy because he has clout is kind of a no, but he's hot.
Yeah, of course he's hot.
I'm not even famous, and chicks hit me up on Instagram and I'm like, who are you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like.
It's because you're on the internet.
You're everywhere.
I know, but I'm saying, like, I'm not famous, though.
But you don't need to be.
That's what I'm saying.
You could just be just enough popular.
Yeah.
You're fucking in like Flynn.
Imagine whatever can get you access, even if you're not that known worldwide.
Back in the day, you had to meet actor, celebrity.
Now it's just like, some clout, some followers, you're good.
Yeah.
It works.
No, it does.
What's the next one?
Owen Fool says, Jack, been watching since 30k subs.
Shout out to you.
Let's go.
Thought the girl in pink was cute until she started talking.
LOL.
That's kind of mean.
I don't talk on OnlyFans.
I just don't talk on OnlyFans.
I just moan on OF.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Yeah, wow.
She's got a fucking bachelor's.
This is horseshit.
She knows what she's doing.
Stray away from our live streams.
I promise you, this is an act.
That's insane, bro.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Is she moaning in this?
Subscribe.
What the fuck's going on?
Don't subscribe.
This is terrible.
What's the next one?
We got here.
Stop snipping through Force.
Yo, girl in the pink.
You've been on Fresh and Fit like three to four times this past year alone.
Have you actually learned anything from all these panels?
Nope.
That's a good question.
I don't think everything you guys are saying is bad.
I disagree with some points.
I get the point that you're trying to make men like, I guess, less like less simps.
But I think women are great and they should be respected and treated like they're great.
They're all great, but like you guys never really acknowledge that.
No, women are great when they're following your program.
Because the problem is, if you're the boss in that relationship, what's going to happen?
It's not going to work properly.
Yeah, I think men should learn how to be leaders.
Women want leaders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So why do you want to date a simp?
You don't want to.
And if you do, it's because you want to use them.
Yep.
No.
I feel like there's a bad caring towards me.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
There's no friends.
You can be a simp and still be respected and a leader.
How?
How?
That doesn't make any sense.
You don't even have to, just because you're carrying doesn't mean you're a simp.
You don't even have to be a simp.
You just have to be like, you don't believe that shit.
That's full ascension.
That is literally.
That's a full leader.
No, but that is full ascension.
Being a respected, successful man and being a simp for your woman.
You don't believe it, bullshit.
What do you mean?
Because that whole statement you made, you were smirking just now.
No, I believe you.
I like guys.
Like, are dominant and possessive.
Oh, yeah, but also like nice.
Like, you don't have to be an asshole to be dominant.
You can tell me what to do and be respectful when you tell me.
You want a guy to be a real mana leader and still be nice to you in a way that's passive.
That doesn't work that way.
It literally dominates.
If a man is emotionally mature enough, it does.
Oh, emotional mature.
Oh, emotional maturity.
Piper, you're 19.
What about it?
What do you know about guys being emotional mature about shit?
Anything.
I mean, I feel like when you're in a five-year relationship, you learn a lot.
The wrong nigga mentioned one.
You said five years, it was done in a drink.
So listen, I believe you want a guy with this leader, but you can't talk because you pick somebody that's not a leader.
So it's like, do you even know what that means?
No, she fucked 10 guys.
10?
You said five body count times two.
No, my body counts zero.
All right.
We did get baptized.
I literally just got baptized yesterday.
It is zero.
Thank you.
We took my dog, too.
Please don't.
Like, yo, you know what's crazy about myself?
And Nester, they've turned church into like a come as you go.
I'm here for a photo.
And then back to my church.
And it's like kind of like disgusting because that's not cool, bro.
Like, just say you're not Christian.
Just say you're not following the Lord.
Go through your shit.
But to go back, like, that's insane, bro.
Look at Nala.
I don't post every time I go to church.
I posted my baptism on my OF one time.
Oh, that's.
That's like, that's a new level.
Jack, you what?
No, you, you, you think, like, that's impressive, man.
And I cheated.
It did really well.
You think to yourself.
I actually got baptized too last year.
A lot of men of God subscribe to me, and they really liked that video.
Wait, wait, so let me get this straight.
Just ask you, Jack.
So you posted on OnlyFans as a tribute to say you're done.
You're still doing OnlyFans?
No, I didn't say I was done.
It was a tribute to become a virgin again.
Is this a bitch?
I posted it on my subscribers to the best.
She's weighted seriously, bro.
She has a course in her bio.
I do.
You have a course.
You have to teach girls how to become how to do LLF while still being a virgin and true to themselves.
Bro, you are not a virgin.
Get your passports, man.
Get your passports.
Piper.
Get ready to leave.
It sounds like you're trying to shoot our girl with the red port anyways.
Just in general.
Just be responsible.
I think she quit OF.
I do F.
I do OF and still.
Yo, Piper.
And your dad is proud of you.
Honestly, your dad is proud of you.
Like, really?
He's proud of me.
I think he's happy though.
He is a fresh.
I see you, yo.
Listen, I used to respect when someone said they're going to go to church, gonna get baptized.
They meant it.
Now, obviously, you're not perfect.
You're gonna backslide here and there, but you doing that is disgusting, actually.
Yeah.
Because that's like you're throwing it in the face.
Yeah, I'm doing this, but like, God, like, that's not cool.
Now, you know what, though?
In my opinion, the church thing.
I mean, it still sounds better than you.
Oh, no!
Cucks you, man!
Someone clipped the...
Jack, get her, man!
No, but I did go to a Christian school until eighth grade.
Two different ones.
Lower level ones.
Kind of sketchy now that I look back.
But at one of them, the principal was fucking the pastor's wife.
Did you ever see the Drew Skipper?
Wait, stop on campus.
And so that school basically shut down because that went, you know, everyone found out about that.
You know, and you're like seventh grade going, whoa, dude, Mr. Hicks did what?
You know?
And so then the next school I went to, the choir teacher was fucking all the students.
You gotta remember it was like middle school stuff.
So, but this was all Christian school shit.
So this all, now that I really think about it, kind of makes all the sense in the world.
It's all been there.
So it's kind of just like, it's just leveling up.
Bro, it just keeps leveling up.
I was going to go to a theologian school, theology school in Canada to learn to be a pastor, scripture.
And it's crazy because when I found out how the church operates, especially in America, I was like, wait a minute.
You're getting government funding to push an agenda and bring gays.
Not all of it's bad, but I'm just saying.
I know.
You could get away with a lot of shit.
But look at how it's funded and look at what's being pushed.
You have a woman preaching to the congregation.
You have a gay man saying, praise the Lord.
What are we doing?
And then to do this, like, get baptized and put in OnlyFans.
What is going on here?
I still think that's a bit, though.
You gotta be kidding.
It's so serious.
No way.
No, I'm actually known for that.
I'm not subscribing, so I will never find out if it's real.
No, for what?
Listen, listen.
We've been doing a lot of things.
For getting baptized and posting.
Despicable.
No, that's that's top-tier shit right there.
That's up top.
I'm just trying to show people that you can do OF and still like God as close to God.
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But you can.
You can.
Well, apparently, people are.
That's my belief.
That's my belief.
Okay.
What does God believe then?
Yeah.
Forget it.
Forget.
What does God believe?
I think that he.
No, no, no.
Sorry.
Say what?
He believes in forgiveness.
Okay, but if you would like to say, that's nice.
Who are you to judge?
Does he believe in judging?
Did you read his Bible?
No, I just read that.
No, no.
Did you read his Bible?
Have I read the whole Bible?
No.
No, that's fair.
But like, do you know what he says about sin and actual repentance?
Do you know what he's saying?
Inform me.
Inform me.
You're doing it as an act of like, hey, buy my OnlyFans.
No.
You did on OnlyFans.
That's the only way you're doing it.
You did this before OF, too, though.
I just share everything with my subscribers, so it was nothing new.
Well, why don't you share it?
It's on your Instagram then.
I did.
It's on your OF.
It is on my Instagram.
It is on my Instagram.
Yo, girls post this as a merch signal.
Hey, look at me.
Would you post on your own?
You know, to be fair, I had a conversation with a subscriber last week.
No, but my subscriber last week, I told him he needs to stop.
He was going too far in the gooning.
And out of respect for him, I told him, like, I have to block you.
Like, you're just too much of a goon, or you actually need to go seek help.
Like, I'm so scared for you.
Does Goony mean not to do that?
Does Goomi mean whacking off?
It does.
He took a video of that key into a coffee and sent it to me and drank it.
Yo, yo, yo, you know what?
This is verified.
Okay, wait, I have to video.
That is disgusting.
I told him, yo, you know what?
My boyfriend.
For a commercial break, or from our sponsor, do we?
Are you a cap for a commercial break?
That was a lot.
That was not cool.
Yeah, that was so random.
That was random.
We don't want to know that.
TMI.
T-Right.
If the man gives and gives and gives all ear, let me ask the lady, what the F do y'all give the man?
You know, that's a good question, actually.
If your man gives you all year gifts and taking care of you, what does he get from you?
Whatever he wants.
Like what?
No, no, no.
That's too generic.
No, like, literally, like.
All right, so he wants a Lambo.
Like cologne.
No, no, fuck that.
I mean, if he's my man for a long time and I can afford a Lambo and he wants a Lambo, yeah, I'd give my man a Lambo.
Rough Number Disclosed00:03:41
200K.
Yeah, okay.
Please.
In my opinion, I don't think 200k is a lot of money, but that's my opinion.
How much you make a month?
I won't say the exact number or disclose.
Rough number.
Like 100K, 200K, 50K.
Above 50K.
That's what that's all I'll say.
Really?
That's impressive.
I'm 19 years old.
But that's like baptism.
That's like right there, though.
You're asking me your money.
This is chapter one.
It's mostly live streams, though.
Bro, she's gone, bro.
But that's also like we're talking like top months, like when I'm like live streaming every single day, 10 hours a day.
Like, oh, all right.
I mean, yeah, realistically long-term.
Yo, that's nuts.
That's the guy's salary for the year for five hours a day.
No, I mean, I get it.
I'm in the.
I just don't do it naked, but like I make it every time.
No, no, I'm saying it's.
I make more money when I do.
Yeah.
Hey, not bullshit each other.
Are you scamming?
What do you mean?
You scamming because if you're not showing to Tanelison, you're scamming.
No.
I'm not sure.
She just makes them late for you.
I do a lot of time.
She goes tomorrow.
I'm doing a lot of public stuff.
Long Kong, Jack.
My fans like that.
You know your shit.
We're in the entertainment industry, if you would.
So, like, I get it.
50K.
I'm just like, damn, 19?
That's a good one.
Yeah, you saw your soul, man.
Because you're 19.
You saw your soul, man.
Red hair fresh.
I'm not saying I want to settle down knowing that this all went on with the baptism and your dad should be a shame, bro.
Yeah, but you were so fucked up, right?
I mean, I'm no saint.
I've been with some women that have done some, you know, I guess this one stripper I knew for a while.
We were all friends, part of the group.
What's her name?
This guy locked it.
I'm not going to say all that.
But everybody in Long Beach around Cherry Park area knows this woman.
She was a skate hoe.
Stacy.
But she was a stripper and she got around town.
I'm guilty.
It was right there.
She was my neighbor.
I was like, I guess, you know.
But my point is, is like some dude actually locked her down.
Like a guy that actually stupid.
No, like owned a really big company.
Like, homie's balling.
Yeah.
You know, and good for her, but I remember being like, damn.
Yeah, that's rough, dude.
You know what I mean?
Like, they settled down.
They had kids and shit.
And I was like, good for her.
But I remember being like, dude, knowing what I know.
Jack.
Like, knowing what I know.
That's a reality.
Imagine that happens every single day.
That's right.
He was a good looking guy, too.
And it happens to some of the best because, again, if you're not aware of how women operate, how things are, or even, you know, one must pass.
You could be in that scenario.
Now, mind you, that's how many dudes, Paulie?
Who knows?
But that's someone's wife.
A lot of men.
Wow.
I mean, I'm no saint, you know.
Of course, but for women, it's different, though.
Wow.
So he's getting.
They're not doing it for free.
That's true.
They never really are.
90% of women are.
So you get paid?
No, I'm not a stripper.
No.
I get paid.
Yeah, but she's going to hit the tanker, though.
You might as well be a stripper.
She goes, I'll steal it if I got it.
I don't blame you, though.
I get it.
All right.
This is cooked, bro.
Yeah, this is not going well.
It's not going well at all.
What's the next one?
Yeah.
This is scary, bro, by the way.
Wait.
T-Wright says, WFNF, W, Jack, love your channel.
Shower Cap Moments00:04:44
Sell me your Cadillac.
Okay.
That's called, that's going to be.
I can't even sell it.
Unless somebody was like, yeah, I'll give you 100 bands.
I'll take 100 bands.
I'll just go buy another one, you know?
Yeah.
But I don't think I can do that.
Sentimental?
It's just not worth it.
Like, I don't need the money.
Yeah.
I don't care.
It's yours.
Just like your car.
Yeah.
No, I mean, it's like they're hard to find.
It's a hard car to find.
It's not like you don't see it.
It's silver with the red leather and shit.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It's spec out, basically.
But I got it like six, seven years ago.
Six, seven?
For a good deal.
Yeah, sick.
Okay, yeah, that joke.
But I got it for a solid deal out in Kentucky.
Some old cat drove that bitch all the way back.
No tags from Kentucky.
Cops are passing by.
Nice car, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
I mean, I insured it, but risking the biscuit there.
Well, what was I going to do?
Like, ship it?
You know, I mean, at the time, it was kind of like hood-rich at the time.
You know, kind of like, oh, we on a budget on this one, you know.
Yeah.
Wait, who rich?
You know, like, you got 30 grand, 40 grand.
Wait, so, so, Jack, have you ever fucked a blacked car before?
A black chick?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you have?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I did.
Okay.
No, The whole like.
My dad.
Okay, you weren't here for earlier one.
I told a story how I started.
I started going with this with this Jamaican chick.
She's from here.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'll say she's whitewashed, though.
Black chick.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, and she was cool.
Like, we meshed.
It just happened.
Yeah, they were the same color.
Okay, okay.
She was darker, maybe.
But I remember introducing her to my family.
And then that's when I found out like half my family is racist.
They had an intervention with me when she left.
What did your grandpa say?
Oh, my grandfather, dude.
He's like 92.
We're driving around.
He came down from Detroit.
We're driving through the taking him through the new house.
And he goes, is this a mixed community?
But I always say, I was like, but I've been with Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees.
I've been with like everything, except for Middle Eastern.
I've never done that.
Around the world.
All right, so Jack.
Yo, so real quick, Zenny raised the chat and rumble.
Shout out to you.
Mostly white girls, though.
Mostly white girls.
All right, so Jack, you're all.
I went black and I went back.
You know what I'm saying?
You're on body count.
Come on, Jack.
Dumb.
I'd have to count, but it's a good amount.
Hard to tell.
Over 50, under 100.
Something like that.
Can I ask a black?
Yeah, mine is like the same.
Yeah.
See?
Yo.
But you got to remember, I'm 36, and that was like for a guy to get to that level, you know, it's either a lot of years or you just gotta be.
I'm 37, yeah.
Some dudes are just pussyhounds, and they're like, their main mission in life is to just get the puss.
They're on the hunt.
I've always been like a relationship cat.
Yeah.
But there were some years where it was kind of just coming at me, dude.
It was just like a stream income.
No, it's just coming in.
But then there were years where it's like, you know, it's a little rough, you know?
Or like, I'll be with a chick for a couple years.
We have a drought.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I ask the black queen a question?
Of course.
Can you tell when a white guy's been with the black girl?
Like, can you feel like you have to?
Yeah, they make a lot of corny ass jokes.
They do.
Not you.
Okay, but regardless.
No, no, no.
I fucked up one time.
We were in the shower.
And she had on one of those shower cap things.
A bonnet?
Yeah, bonnet.
And I was joking with her.
She's like sudsing her back.
And I go, hey, you got one of those shower caps for me?
She got so pissed.
I was covered in soap.
She kicks me out.
And I'm out there, like, laughing.
But, like, I look back on, like, okay, maybe she's sensitive about her hair.
And then I didn't know she.
And then call me stupid, but I didn't know she was wearing a wig for like the first three months.
Yo, dude, I didn't know, dude.
It looks legit.
It looked fucking legit.
Some wigs, dude.
Dude, it looked like so legit.
I literally was like, you have a good wig, dude.
Like, that has a top college wig.
I swear.
That's funny, bro.
That's funny.
I didn't know that a lot of them wore wigs.
I had no clue.
So, Paris, for the chat, can you set up a little twirl to see your figure and everything?
It's a little invasive.
I mean, hey, I'm just caving.
Wait, is everybody going to do it?
Paris's Secret Wig00:03:17
I won't know.
No, you.
I can see this.
Why just me, though?
Oh, well, you know, you know.
Well, she's got cheetah.
You got the cheetah print on and stuff.
Black.
But why just me?
Why can't I have a woman?
Because all by the way, everybody twirl.
Well, you'll have to pay them to do it.
Yeah.
She goes, I mean, okay, smart perp.
Okay.
I look kind of bad right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Paris.
You look beautiful.
Can I pass on that?
No, no.
I mean, I mean, come on, Paris.
Come on, Paris.
Come on.
Can I pass?
Paris, Paris.
Paris, Paris.
Come on, Tar.
Yo, next, I think.
Unless you want to.
You don't have to.
I don't.
Okay.
Bro, you got to.
My god.
God damn.
What about you?
Me?
Yes.
Pipe.
Pipe purr.
Pie per.
Oh, Fresh.
You think?
I mean.
Where's the camera?
Just 360.
I don't know, guys.
It's little baby girl.
Let me see you dance.
Let me see you Toro.
Unreal.
All right.
Guys, remember she's 19 years old.
Yeah, you are.
This is insane.
I like me.
They call that the holy trinity.
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
I've been in the data game for a while, and I honestly need 21 or above.
I really, the mentality for me is just not working.
Dude, I went on a date with a 21-year-old when I was like 30, and I just was like.
Never again.
No, it wasn't anything.
It was like sweet girl and everything.
She was cute, but I was just kind of like, man.
Yeah, stupid.
I felt off.
I felt like I was like...
Did you hit, though?
No.
No, I didn't.
I felt wrong.
It felt wrong.
Yeah, there's a certain level of like mindset.
It didn't feel right.
It didn't feel right.
Yeah, man.
If you ever date a young girl like that, I just said I'm gonna be.
You wouldn't understand what we're saying because I'm telling you, bro.
It's not, it's not.
It's not what you think it is, fellas.
You gotta go through it and understand what I'm saying, but it's definitely different.
You gotta have sex with a lot of people.
Yeah, you wouldn't understand until you go through it.
Actually, and date a lot of women.
My dad used to be married to a young woman.
Like he was 20 years.
50.
And she was 23.
All right.
Well, I mean, that's not bad, but I'm just saying like under 20 is kind of like, unless you're in a different country, like foreign country, I think that's understandable.
But here in America.
19 years old.
I don't think so.
19.
Bro, it's.
He gave her an airplane.
What?
Yeah.
Well, if you get that.
Where was this with the yacht?
It was like a $100,000 airplane.
What?
Who's your daughter?
Yeah.
My dad's name's Michael.
Is he single?
Yeah, he's single.
But he likes Latina women.
Yeah, you're not.
Some people tell me I look Latino, but I don't think I do.
Like black.
You look Latina?
That's literally that's what I'm saying.
I can see like maybe like a Guatemalan.
I can see the Argentina.
It's maybe a Guatemalan type deal.
I think he's Argentina.
Yeah.
Argentinian.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway.
I can see that.
What's the next one?
T-Right says something you can't say on YouTube.
Cool.
Spiritual Mockery00:08:24
That's it.
Also, anything in Airtable or not?
Not right now.
Cool.
All right, we'll go to Rumble.
I'll switch over right now because I want to ask you something, Piper, because I just think you have so much potential, but you're blowing it like because, I mean, look, I'm all for change.
Women that want to change themselves and become better, which is hard to ever happen to me.
Don't stop by in the back.
There's a cycle of like going to OnlyFans or doing peace up stuff.
And then, you know what?
I'm going to go to church and change my mindset and change my life around.
But then you still do the same thing because it's a cop-out.
I'm not trying to change my life around.
So why even go get baptized?
And become a virgin so that I can be a virgin before.
Fresh said, and you know, so it's a chat, you know, AI says that's that's not a thing, though.
It's like cleansing everything.
But that's TDs.
No, that's not how STDs work.
It's not spiritual.
That's it does.
Oh, yo.
Oh, spiritual.
Spiritual.
I'm not saying I have them, but like, it's worked for my friends that.
No.
Who told you that?
You get baptized, you clear your hands.
No, the priest.
He's like hitting on her.
He's like, we're the skip new priest with the head tattoos.
You just get baptized, baby.
All this would go away.
Literally.
Yeah.
You guys want to see it?
No, no.
I'm like, deadass.
Who told you that?
A good friend of mine.
Her pastor.
So he told you, you get baptized, you click because you're talking about all the Christian jokes.
What's her name?
I don't know if she'd want me to say her name on here.
Does she do OnlyFans?
No.
What does she do?
She's an accountant.
An actual accountant.
Did she do your discourse?
Wait a minute.
So you let an accountant tell you about what God wants you to do with your life.
It's not what God may want me to do.
It's what I want.
Surprisingly.
I want to feel fresh and reset.
Fresh.
So that's what I feel.
Did you grow up in church?
I like being a virgin.
Did you grow up in church?
Yeah.
Jack, you grew up in church.
No, I went to Christian school, but I didn't go to church every Sunday.
You guys peeped how hoes be hiding behind that Bible.
Yeah, literally.
Right.
After they do their hoe phase, right?
They won't.
Well, I mean, why do they think Christianity?
Why do you think people got married at 17 back in the 60s?
They were trying to hump, man.
Yeah.
They're trying to hump.
They're trying to do right.
Premarital sex was a sin.
Yeah.
So people were rushing to have sex.
Yeah, man.
But then there's just saying there's some hoes that be hoeing out here and then hide behind the Bible.
You know what I mean?
Jesus got stoned too, man.
And Jesus, yeah.
Jesus would end up proof.
And you gave her the best advice that her dad should have gave her.
Last year.
You said it.
But you said it for me.
You know the worst part?
Okay.
He finished my word.
Yeah.
I'm all for like you do what you want to do.
Just don't involve God with that shit.
Like, do what you want to do.
God is involved in everything.
God is always watching.
He's already.
No, no, no.
But what I'm saying is, like, there's no money.
I'm not going to put a mosque and then say, oh, I'm Muslim and then go kill somebody.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not cool.
So you doing that is fucked up because you're saying, oh, yeah, I'm a Christian, basically, but you're not.
You're baptized.
You're not fresh.
And it's like, what's the angle here?
Because it's not funny.
It's not even cool.
Am I laughing?
Yeah, you want to laugh.
Yeah, you were laughing earlier.
Yeah.
It was like a light shot.
I got baptized.
Like, I'm not likely, though.
Dude, that's demonic, bro.
That's funny.
It's just water.
That's demonic, bro.
It really is just water.
If it makes me feel better, what's the problem?
Like, if it makes me feel better.
I mean, but it's cold.
I don't have a problem with it.
I just sing straight.
It's not hurting anyone.
Yo, you're a little demon, bro.
That's fucked up.
Demon is crazy.
I'm a very pure soul.
I'm very kind and giving and like.
And you're smiling when you said kind of.
I'm not talking about how I'm a good church.
You don't believe that shit, man.
It's causing you to be aware of what's going on.
You went to a church.
It's called do Christian life.
Oh, shut up.
Didn't the church get baptized?
Like, it's funny.
It's not funny.
Plus, the OnlyFans.
That's not cool.
It's not trying to be cool.
Like, what?
I think it's groundbreaking.
That's for sure.
That's like.
Yo, I promise you, bro.
This got to be the end of the world, bro.
That's beyond the East.
It's got to be end of the world.
I think it's kind of.
We're not Rumble?
No.
Hey, come on over.
What, what?
Yeah, guys, let's go over to Rumble, man, because this is like...
Yeah, we're getting a little far.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going way already.
We're going way south of Chinatown, man.
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, we are.
All right.
Let's know when we're all the way over.
But be honest, though, you honestly believe that that's cool, though.
What about it?
It's cool.
That's just what I do.
Like, my belief.
It doesn't have to be for everyone.
But your belief is wrong, though.
I thought I heard it all.
That's your opinion.
No, it's just.
I'm not going to argue with your opinion.
But it's the facts, though.
No, so you got to tell your parents not to watch this shit.
That's your opinion.
That's true.
Yeah.
It's not my opinion.
Maybe send him a text message.
I do what I do.
She don't care, bro.
I know she don't care about that.
Yeah, that's true.
But the point is, you can be wrong.
You can't do what I want.
And be wrong in your bullshit and then spread that shit.
And it's not cool.
You said do what with it?
You can be wrong and think it's cool, but it's not.
And my problem is that, like, I don't want other people think it's cool to do that because it's not cool.
Like, you're doing that as, like, oh, it's funny, whatever.
It's not funny.
I mean, I'm not posting it with laughing emojis.
Like, it's not funny.
But you're making a mockery of the church.
Not trying to make a mockery of it.
You did.
That's your opinion.
That's your opinion.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Okay.
We're going to.
Yeah.
Am I wrong here?
I just feel like that was really disgusting.
I think it's definitely next level shit.
That's for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Can't really.
All right.
Chase the man.
What do you call Lesbian on fire and LGBT barbecue?
LGBT barbecue.
Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it was pissed off.
Ah, that's good.
How do you start shooting an all-black school called the Cops?
What the fuck?
Yo, Chase, you're funny as hell, bro.
That just went from the battle.
We're on Rumble now.
Yes.
You can say whatever you want.
We can shit.
Fuck.
Can you say whatever you want?
Yeah, they are going to say it.
Whoa.
Yo, Chris.
Seriously.
I'm a federal.
Rumble?
I mean, come on.
That's right.
I'm just going to.
I'm black, man.
You can turn off the voice now.
Because we're on Rumble.
Yeah, just speak your mind.
She's not kidding.
They're both not joking.
Okay, now that we can say these words, my brother's Jewish, but I'm Christian.
Okay.
Were you raised?
Which one did you grow up on?
What does it do anything?
We're talking about religion.
Okay.
Yum.
Why is that important?
My family has different religions.
And my brother is making a movie about how he's Jewish.
And does he need any extras?
I don't know.
Disney characters.
It's with smoke perp.
Mickey and Mousehole.
Wait, he's making a smoke perp in the movie.
Come on.
He's making a Jewish movie?
With smoke perp.
About what?
What?
What's being Jewish?
All right, dude.
Yo, No, this is next level, man.
Yo, Jack.
I don't get this, bro.
I'm having a hard time buying a lot of this.
Yeah, you can look it up.
I can understand it.
Go to the baptism with this Jewish rapper thing.
It's a lot, man.
Yeah, it's a lot going on.
My brother also made a song with Loan.
Oh, yeah.
What's her name?
So, yo, what's song?
My other brother made a song with Polo G. What?
It's a song.
Can you name it?
Watching me by DCS Major and Location with Loan.
Are you like serious right now?
Yeah.
There's a lot of people.
There's a lot to unpack in this.
I'm serious.
You can look it up.
I mean, that's great and all, but, like, why do we care?
I'm just like bringing stuff up now that we're on Rumble because I couldn't say we're Jewish.
A Lot to Unpack00:09:56
I'll be like, okay.
Can we really say what we want?
Yes.
Yeah, go ahead.
Just wondering.
I'll save it for later.
All right, cool.
All right, we got some more chats here.
Yeah, I promise you, this is like a joke.
Because there's no way that.
Okay, whatever.
Are y'all normally this slow talking normally?
Last time you were on, but like, this is like a musician.
You should be like, like, her.
You sit on her for her.
These two, like, been like the same long con.
Wait, so does this really transfer when you go on something like this?
Does this really help your business out?
No.
No?
No, I did it for fun.
I did it.
No, I was just wondering.
I did this for fun because I know the audience loves me.
I was just wondering.
I don't know.
My old OnlyFans name was Barracks Bunny.
Wait, the Army?
Yeah.
Yo, I promise you, Jack, some of them do benefit because some guys are still simps of the cool only fans.
But a majority of them just with I do have like a handful of people from here understanding.
I promise you, guys.
Why not just like the strip club?
I don't get it.
You know what I mean?
You don't want to touch people, bro.
No, no, not you.
I'm saying you.
Don't laugh, Nestor.
I'm saying or maybe it's cheaper because you can't really go to a strip club just like, here's 20 bucks.
Like, it's kind of you gotta be, you gotta be ready to throw at least minimum 200 bucks.
That's gonna last you barely anytime.
Yeah, so you kind of gotta be that kind of makes sense.
I guess it's like the barrier to entry was like $7.99.
It's like it's actually free for Valentine's Day because I love you guys and I'm gonna be alone.
And I know most of you guys are gonna be alone too because you're watching this.
So it's free.
You can find it on my Twitter.
It's not on my Instagram.
Nope, Nina, Valentine's Day.
Stop, we're gonna move forward.
What is the next one?
Collab coming for ourselves.
That's why I've heard some shit.
All right, we got Army Jewel Sergeant says, Fresh.
Remember the girl left of Myron's seat?
Faking her reason for being kicked from the military.
I remember girl on the right, you aren't a born of again virgin.
You can repent for it, but you will never be a virgin again.
Fake Christian.
They're all 304s.
We are cooked.
I agree with you, my friend.
Army Drill Sergeant.
Yeah, remember she was Sam who was discharged honorably.
Oh, you were?
With her?
Yeah.
Fake tip.
Army Jewel Sergeant.
It was General Under Honorable.
Under Honorable, yeah.
Oh, honorable.
Under Honorable.
Yeah, that's there.
That's the worst.
I watched that part.
Oh, okay.
That was that was you said for vaping, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She vaped.
Some guy in chat called your bluff, though.
So, I mean, I don't know, but I mean, like, there was a couple other stuff, too, that I didn't.
Of course.
Well, you didn't say that.
Like, blowjobs, probably.
No, what the heck?
I never even did anything with that.
You're a bad liar, bro.
Are you smiling?
You actually swear.
Fucking person.
I actually went to church every Sunday when I was in the army.
Like, I actually got baptized when I was in the army.
I'm serious.
Yo, Jack.
Yo, Jack.
I'm serious.
Yo, Jack, man.
You're not buying any of this.
You can literally ask people that I was in basic training with, like, they all watched me.
What was their like, I'm not disagree with Nestor on this girl's voice at this point.
My Azbab score.
It was a 50.
A 50 out of 140.
Yo, and Jack, it's only four girls.
Yeah, imagine.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what is the score?
I genuinely don't know.
I don't know.
What is the AzVab score out of?
I wasn't.
What is the ASVAB score out of?
As Vab score?
What the fuck is that?
What?
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't know what that is.
I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's for.
Yo, you can't make this shit up, bro.
Like, I went to do my SATs.
I looked at it.
The ASVAB score was high enough to be a medical.
Oh, please don't.
That's what that's for.
Please don't.
There you go.
That's the MCATS.
Guys, imagine you're in dire need of help.
What the fuck is that?
Do you need help?
Are you dying?
Shut the fuck up.
Are you dying?
Oh, you want some water?
You're dead.
I know.
You're dead.
You are gone, bro.
You're gone.
How's your heart?
Oh, you're bleeding out.
I feel like she would give me like the best hug, though.
Yeah, she would have to do it.
I give the best CPR mouth to mouth.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
All right, man.
We're going to put them in this word.
Yo, this is insane, bro.
All right.
All right, what's the next one?
Yeah, I promise you that twin turbo sauce.
This red-haired demon is going straight to hell.
All right.
I agree with you, bro.
Doing devil's work by putting God's faucet, shake my damn head.
Listen, I'm going to say it myself.
I can admit that I have been doing some degenerate stuff and I will repent at the right time, God willing, very soon, and change my ways.
But I will never say, I'm a Protestant Christian going to church.
That'll be a lie.
So to say that with the actions, bro, you're wilding.
Because at least I'm being honest, you're just playing a part.
What do you mean?
See, that's the issue.
That's a copy.
You don't even know.
Yeah.
You're a byproduct of today's society.
I think that you guys have twin turbo sauce.
Don't get to decide who goes to hell.
I think that if you think you do, then you're delusional because there's only one judge, and that's God.
So and he also forgives, like, there's worse things going on in the world than me getting baptized.
I promise you guys.
Yeah, there's people getting stabbed on transit.
Like, there's literally people dying in different countries.
That doesn't take away from what you're doing.
Children, don't chance.
Because you're being judged one-on-one basis by yourself.
That doesn't include other people's sins.
So you're not being judged by the world and what's happening.
It's what you do one-on-one with God.
So that's between you and him, of course.
But I'm just saying that's messed up.
Well, even if you did murder somebody, keep it between me and baptism.
You're good.
I heard.
Yeah.
No, you, you, I think it's like therapy, actually.
Yeah, murdering people.
It's so therapeutic.
Yeah.
I just went too deep.
I apologize.
Like, did you not feel like did you not feel at peace yesterday?
Like, yo, I didn't even see the chat going.
The chat is down, bro.
That's crazy.
Bro, like, chat is look.
Don't read it.
It's non-stop, bro.
It's non-stop.
Don't rate them.
Master Roshi says, girls' life tests.
If you can touch your elbows together, you will pass.
Okay, so they want to touch your elbows together.
They're trying to see our boots go.
Come on.
No way.
Stop the cap.
I mean, yeah, probably, yeah.
That's next level shit.
I got it.
You can't even see.
So, jokes like that.
Jeez, it's already one in the morning.
Yeah, we're going to close her up pretty soon here.
I got an hour and a half drive ahead of me.
Any more chats here, guys?
All right, we're going to do one more chat and then last thoughts.
You get questions over here, real quick.
Listen, I'm all for people's freedom.
Do what you want.
But when you involve God and shit like that, I don't really appreciate it.
Don't play with God.
Yeah, not at all.
All right, cool.
So we'll do last thoughts and we'll do the questions here.
Joshua says, Bible says, keep your distance.
Run away from sexual, sexually immoral women.
Guys, I've done my share wrong there.
I'll open that.
Plus, it also says in the Bible, if you love Jesus, obey his commands, libnf.
Yeah, man.
That's that's bad, man.
That's really bad.
I did that too.
All right.
Questions, guys?
We need the questions.
No?
I just want to thank everyone for a riveting evening.
Yeah, it's definitely been a long one.
I had a good birthday because of you guys.
I had a great time.
So we'll start here.
Thoughts on the show?
That was phenomenal, by the way.
Yeah.
And just tremendous.
Thoughts on the show?
Hate it.
Love it.
It was good.
What'd you learn?
I learned a lot.
Don't mess with God.
All right, next.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right, patties.
I liked it.
I mean, it was pretty cool.
I had fun.
Y'all are really entertaining.
Are you quiet?
Today was chill.
It's pretty cool.
What about you, Pink?
I only came today because I thought mine was going to be here and he's not.
Why?
Yo, never know.
Why is he back in the morning?
Um, but at least Piper's here.
Yeah.
It's my girl.
Good show.
I came.
Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
After this, I'm going to be online all night.
All night.
I'm drinking an energy drink, guys.
You just have the energy.
Nobody cares.
And I'm popping it.
Nobody really cares.
Yo, Jack, they don't do shit all day.
I'm doing a gallon.
I used to be 20.
Jeffrey, bro.
I'm quite tired.
He's girls.
He well-derived.
I just forget.
Who?
I'm quite tired.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I did a lot today, actually.
I'm sure you did.
I just got back from the Bahamas today.
Oh, my God.
I washed a card today.
What?
I washed a card today.
It's good.
It's good.
You're so talented.
I don't know.
That was definitely an L.
But Jack, where can I find you, bro?
Jack Morgan on YouTube and all the everywhere, basically.
Except, I mean, I'm considering OF at this point.
Bro, collab?
Hey.
Weird Uncle Prayers00:00:58
No.
I'll get myself a little bit of a bad one.
You should be like that weird uncle.
I think I could be.
I think I'd be a really good weird uncle.
You should be like a pit.
Yeah, like the cool.
Like, I think I'm a cool uncle, but she's a delivering.
Yeah, like a pizza-delivering pool man who does baptisms.
Yeah, you get where I'm going.
That's what.
You see what I'm saying?
We're going to pray for the girl here.
Thank you.
We could, should we?
No, no, no.
No, right now.
Oh, so you don't really mean that.
Holy prayer, Christian.
I can't even help for her because she needs help.
Actually, it does say to pray by the Bible.
That's actually a scripture.
So we're going to move forward.
We'll pray.
We'll actually pray.
I'm not just making that up.
That's real.
Well, you don't mean that, so it's not even real.
But yeah, guys, we'll be back on Monday for a show.