Fresh & Fit - Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w/ Jack Morgan RLP
Aired: 2026-02-13
Duration: 02:06:52


=== Why We Assume Different (14:29) ===

[00:20:19]  And we are live.
[00:20:21]  Welcome back to the show, guys.
[00:20:22]  We have Jack today and Nestor with some girls.
[00:20:24]  Let's get into it.
[00:20:25]  Let's go!
[00:20:43]  And I live, I'm so far away.
[00:20:48]  I can drive away.
[00:20:53]  And I ride so far away.
[00:20:59]  I can drive away.
[00:21:07]  All right, and we're back.
[00:21:08]  Guys, Martin actually is in South Carolina right now.
[00:21:11]  He just finished an episode with Sensor America on the debate.
[00:21:14]  It's going to come out very soon.
[00:21:15]  Go check out when it does.
[00:21:16]  And we're doing a show today with Jack.
[00:21:18]  We did earlier.
[00:21:19]  Jack spit some game about being a creator, his journey as well, being a big YouTuber, Nestor, as well.
[00:21:25]  And it was pretty dope.
[00:21:26]  And Chris, take it away.
[00:21:32]  Guys, I know it's pre-Valentine's Day.
[00:21:35]  The girls are single.
[00:21:37]  It's a good panel.
[00:21:38]  They look good tonight.
[00:21:39]  You know, red and pink and brown.
[00:21:41]  I don't want brown or black.
[00:21:42]  But, you know, it's, you know, we're here.
[00:21:44]  It's a show.
[00:21:45]  It sort of counts on the show.
[00:21:46]  We got Jack here.
[00:21:47]  We got Nesser.
[00:21:48]  We got the girls.
[00:21:49]  And that's about it on the panel.
[00:21:51]  Sorry, Fresh.
[00:21:51]  No, sorry, Fresh too.
[00:21:52]  I forgot about Fresh.
[00:21:54]  And yeah, shout out to you guys.
[00:21:56]  Five me onfans.com slash Aaron Pox.
[00:21:58]  Wait, what'd you say?
[00:21:58]  No, I'm joking.
[00:21:59]  I only got feet picks there, anyways.
[00:22:00]  And on Twitch.
[00:22:04]  Okay.
[00:22:05]  Ladies, thank you for waiting.
[00:22:06]  If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
[00:22:10]  Nevonta, of course.
[00:22:11]  Your body count.
[00:22:12]  Start right here.
[00:22:13]  You look like Nala, the girl from the P-Star Goat.
[00:22:17]  I'm saying that.
[00:22:17]  Yeah, you really do, actually.
[00:22:18]  That's so funny.
[00:22:19]  That's crazy.
[00:22:20]  What's your name?
[00:22:20]  Oh, sorry.
[00:22:21]  My name is Piper Ellis.
[00:22:23]  Piper?
[00:22:24]  Yes.
[00:22:27]  Oh, they pop her all right.
[00:22:28]  Yo, okay, made a shit up.
[00:22:30]  How old are you?
[00:22:30]  19.
[00:22:31]  All right.
[00:22:32]  What do you do for it?
[00:22:33]  I mostly stream and I also do OF.
[00:22:36]  What do you stream about?
[00:22:38]  I do like IRL, video games, just hanging out, like daily life, random stuff.
[00:22:45]  Okay.
[00:22:46]  Highest education level?
[00:22:49]  High school.
[00:22:50]  High school?
[00:22:50]  Yeah.
[00:22:51]  Parents together?
[00:22:53]  No.
[00:22:54]  My mom passed away, so they're not together.
[00:22:58]  But they were.
[00:23:03]  Moment of sense.
[00:23:05]  Sorry, brother.
[00:23:05]  That was a malfunction.
[00:23:08]  Dating status.
[00:23:10]  Single.
[00:23:10]  All right.
[00:23:11]  Birth control?
[00:23:12]  No.
[00:23:13]  Last but not least?
[00:23:14]  So Piper.
[00:23:16]  So sorry, I'll fix the camera angles.
[00:23:18]  So you do OF, you said?
[00:23:20]  Mm-hmm.
[00:23:21]  Okay.
[00:23:21]  What's the body count?
[00:23:24]  My body count.
[00:23:25]  Yeah, you're 19, right?
[00:23:26]  I'm actually recently a virgin.
[00:23:28]  I just got baptized, so I'm reset.
[00:23:32]  That's not how that actually works, by the way.
[00:23:35]  You have to actually be a virgin from the beginning.
[00:23:38]  I mean, that's your.
[00:23:41]  I feel like you can't tell someone their beliefs.
[00:23:43]  I feel like that's a touchy subject.
[00:23:44]  Okay, so.
[00:23:44]  It's common sense.
[00:23:45]  What are you talking about?
[00:23:46]  Accusations.
[00:23:47]  So before you got baptized.
[00:23:51]  Oh, before?
[00:23:52]  Yeah, before.
[00:23:53]  Five.
[00:23:55]  I don't believe that Tom Story.
[00:23:57]  That was a lie.
[00:23:58]  Well, I was in a five-year relationship.
[00:24:01]  Wait, at eat OnlyFans and stream.
[00:24:04]  Yeah.
[00:24:04]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:24:05]  I just started.
[00:24:06]  19 minus five.
[00:24:08]  And you're from where?
[00:24:09]  Wait, hold on, Mo.
[00:24:10]  I'm doing the math here.
[00:24:11]  Well, I was born in Ohio, but I moved to Ohio.
[00:24:14]  Florida.
[00:24:15]  Wait, so wait, how do you got how are you in a five-year relationship with five bodies at 19?
[00:24:22]  What do you mean?
[00:24:22]  From Ohio.
[00:24:23]  You've been fucking since when?
[00:24:25]  Young, unfortunately.
[00:24:27]  Yo, yo, yo.
[00:24:28]  We're going to stop there, brother.
[00:24:29]  Oh, we can move forward.
[00:24:30]  Okay, thank you very much.
[00:24:32]  Can I chime in?
[00:24:33]  Of course.
[00:24:34]  You know, to be fair, I'm considered old.
[00:24:38]  I'm considered old to you.
[00:24:42]  That's pretty light compared to even back when I was 19.
[00:24:47]  That was kind of standard.
[00:24:49]  To be fair.
[00:24:50]  I feel like that's to be fair.
[00:24:51]  That was pretty, like.
[00:24:53]  That was pretty standard.
[00:24:55]  At 19, though?
[00:24:56]  At 19?
[00:24:56]  That was standard.
[00:24:57]  People, dude, people would shame you, dude.
[00:25:00]  If you were like, when I was 15, people would literally be like, you haven't had a blow job?
[00:25:05]  I'd go, no, where do I get one of those?
[00:25:07]  How do I do that?
[00:25:08]  Oh.
[00:25:08]  But they would.
[00:25:10]  Am I tripping?
[00:25:10]  In South Florida?
[00:25:12]  Yeah, dude, that was like, but chicks got this shit too.
[00:25:17]  And it turns out, like, I remember like half of my friends are all like, yeah, we've all had sex.
[00:25:21]  We're like 15.
[00:25:22]  Turns out years later, they're all lying.
[00:25:24]  Made sense because I was like, where?
[00:25:26]  Where are you doing?
[00:25:27]  How are you doing?
[00:25:28]  Yeah.
[00:25:28]  Where are you getting down?
[00:25:29]  I want to know.
[00:25:30]  I feel like they would definitely get offers way sooner.
[00:25:33]  I'm not trying to, what is it, be a pick-me?
[00:25:35]  I really don't give a shit, but I do have a real question, though.
[00:25:37]  Yeah.
[00:25:38]  You guys all do OnlyFans?
[00:25:39]  No.
[00:25:40]  No.
[00:25:40]  No, no.
[00:25:41]  Yes.
[00:25:42]  Do you actually make money from that?
[00:25:45]  I just started, so honestly, I don't make that much, in my opinion.
[00:25:48]  Some people might think that it's a good amount.
[00:25:50]  Some people might think it's a good amount.
[00:25:52]  I don't think it's that much because I make a lot more streaming, but it's something that I'm starting off, so I'll get there.
[00:25:57]  What do you stream on?
[00:25:58]  It's called Fanbase.
[00:26:00]  I'm only asking because.
[00:26:02]  Have you heard of that?
[00:26:03]  Yeah, it's like OnlyFans.
[00:26:05]  You can do whatever you want on it.
[00:26:07]  There's no for you page or anything.
[00:26:09]  We actually have a stream after this.
[00:26:10]  Yeah.
[00:26:11]  I feel like streaming naked would be like normal streams as well.
[00:26:18]  That's well.
[00:26:19]  There is Chatterbait for like live streaming.
[00:26:22]  Chatterbait, I feel like it's so ass.
[00:26:24]  I was just curious because, you know, I come from the old school.
[00:26:28]  Have you ever anybody been a stripper?
[00:26:30]  Yeah.
[00:26:32]  You?
[00:26:32]  Yeah.
[00:26:33]  See, that's OG shit right there.
[00:26:35]  Because back in the day, you used to have to get naked in front of people.
[00:26:41]  I mean, a lot of people.
[00:26:43]  There's a lot of smoking in there.
[00:26:45]  You're smoking cigarettes.
[00:26:46]  She's just naked.
[00:26:47]  Pussies flapping and shit.
[00:26:49]  Just blowing smoke in her butt.
[00:26:51]  That was real.
[00:26:53]  Okay, I don't commend that.
[00:26:54]  That sounds fucked up.
[00:26:55]  But I'm saying, like, I feel like they kind of skip that stage.
[00:27:00]  I don't know.
[00:27:01]  Does that make sense?
[00:27:02]  Did you have like trials?
[00:27:03]  Do you like not have respect for when they fans?
[00:27:04]  They have all conditions.
[00:27:06]  Yeah, and then you got to do your thing and they got to approve.
[00:27:09]  Yeah.
[00:27:09]  They just don't do it.
[00:27:10]  No, I was just wondering because I feel like, you know, people used to smoke cigarettes and they vape, but then people never smoke cigarettes and they vape.
[00:27:16]  I feel like the strip club's just been bypassed now.
[00:27:19]  I feel like that was like, I don't know.
[00:27:22]  Maybe I come from a different time.
[00:27:23]  Anyway, I think it's easier to do the OnlyFans, yeah.
[00:27:25]  But I'm just curious.
[00:27:26]  What's your background?
[00:27:28]  My body count?
[00:27:28]  No, background, background.
[00:27:29]  Ethnic background.
[00:27:30]  Sorry, I hear you.
[00:27:31]  It's like I answered that.
[00:27:33]  Italian and Irish.
[00:27:35]  Okay.
[00:27:36]  Mama Mia.
[00:27:37]  All right.
[00:27:38]  What about you?
[00:27:38]  Welcome back.
[00:27:39]  Hello.
[00:27:40]  My name is Nina Valentine.
[00:27:44]  How old are you?
[00:27:44]  I'm 23 today.
[00:27:47]  Good age.
[00:27:48]  Today?
[00:27:48]  Today?
[00:27:48]  Yeah.
[00:27:49]  Today's your birthday?
[00:27:50]  No, today's her birthday.
[00:27:51]  Yeah.
[00:27:52]  I'm 23 today.
[00:27:53]  Really?
[00:27:54]  Are you a Capricorn?
[00:27:55]  No, I'm an Aquarius.
[00:27:56]  Oh, shit.
[00:27:57]  That's cool.
[00:27:59]  Okay.
[00:28:00]  What do you do for work?
[00:28:01]  I do OnlyFans and content.
[00:28:03]  I'm a content creator specializing in OnlyFans.
[00:28:08]  Yeah, we remember that one.
[00:28:09]  But how much, I don't want to be invasive and ask you what you make, but, you know, we're all thinking it.
[00:28:15]  Like, give us a ballpark.
[00:28:17]  Like, what are you making from this stuff?
[00:28:19]  I'm curious.
[00:28:20]  As a guy, we don't really have the luxury of trying, like, doing that stuff.
[00:28:23]  Maybe some dudes do, but it's like, I don't know.
[00:28:27]  That's fair.
[00:28:28]  That's fair.
[00:28:28]  I'm just curious.
[00:28:29]  Nope.
[00:28:30]  That's all I got.
[00:28:32]  Fine.
[00:28:33]  Is it under 10?
[00:28:34]  10k?
[00:28:35]  Above 10k?
[00:28:36]  You making 20 grand a month?
[00:28:38]  Not quite 20 grand a month.
[00:28:40]  Okay.
[00:28:40]  All right.
[00:28:41]  Okay.
[00:28:41]  Okay.
[00:28:42]  Highest education level.
[00:28:43]  I have a bachelor's degree in marketing.
[00:28:46]  Oh, that's pretty good.
[00:28:47]  That's not bad.
[00:28:48]  Oh, so she's going to know how to market better than the next girl.
[00:28:51]  I mean, that's smart.
[00:28:52]  Hopefully.
[00:28:53]  That's smart.
[00:28:54]  Yeah.
[00:28:55]  Hopefully.
[00:28:56]  Parents together or no?
[00:28:58]  My mom passed away when I was young, but my daughter's been remarried for about 15 years.
[00:29:03]  Damn.
[00:29:05]  You had a lot of trauma.
[00:29:06]  Yeah.
[00:29:07]  Yeah, that's a lot of trauma right there, bro.
[00:29:08]  Damn.
[00:29:09]  Yeah, my mom died too.
[00:29:10]  It's shitty.
[00:29:11]  It sucks.
[00:29:11]  It's not cool, man.
[00:29:13]  Not cool.
[00:29:16]  Damn, Chris.
[00:29:17]  Okay, um, dating status.
[00:29:19]  I'm uh currently single.
[00:29:23]  No Valentine's?
[00:29:25]  Um no.
[00:29:26]  Hey, what about you?
[00:29:27]  Any Valentines at all?
[00:29:28]  Uh no guy, no, no.
[00:29:31]  Completely single.
[00:29:32]  I mean, like, I have a couple gifters who are gonna send me flowers and stuff, but can you smash?
[00:29:38]  Other than them, no, um, they just send me gifts for Valentine's Day because they love me.
[00:29:44]  That's a great thing.
[00:29:45]  That's really great.
[00:29:46]  Good job, guys.
[00:29:48]  Do your parents who are alive, do they know?
[00:29:50]  Like, how do you tell your family this stuff?
[00:29:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:29:53]  I'm just curious because I don't.
[00:29:56]  You don't.
[00:29:56]  That's probably.
[00:29:57]  My parents knew when I had OF, and then my mom deleted my account off my phone.
[00:30:03]  That makes sense.
[00:30:04]  That makes a lot of sense.
[00:30:05]  But when you were stripping, see, I was kind of fucking around with the stripper.
[00:30:10]  The two of them, technically.
[00:30:12]  I remember dropping them off at work one night.
[00:30:15]  And I was like, go get that money, ladies.
[00:30:17]  You know, they weren't like, we weren't going steady or introducing my parents or nothing, but this was like 10, 12 years ago.
[00:30:23]  But I remember they were making, one of them was super hot.
[00:30:27]  She was legit.
[00:30:28]  But the other one was like, whatever.
[00:30:32]  But they were making like 15 racks a month.
[00:30:36]  And I remember being like, yeah, I've made like a thousand in a day before.
[00:30:40]  I mean, I've done that bartending, but like just to go in and just like have the, I don't want to say I get it, but like that's why I'm asking if the OF really makes that kind of bread.
[00:30:51]  Cause I know strippers.
[00:30:52]  No, no, I didn't make as much on it.
[00:30:54]  Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
[00:30:55]  Like, I feel like this, that's any women watching this.
[00:31:00]  There's a hole in the market, the strip clubs.
[00:31:02]  I wonder how that business is doing.
[00:31:04]  Nestor, you look that up?
[00:31:06]  Let's see how what strip clubs income is compared to 10 years ago.
[00:31:09]  Well, they always say that whenever kids are a recession coming, if strippers aren't getting paid, it's probably going to come very fast.
[00:31:14]  Yeah, that's bad.
[00:31:15]  It's bad news.
[00:31:16]  And right now it's that industry is kind of dying out with the women being escorts and stuff like that.
[00:31:23]  Yeah.
[00:31:24]  And then it's making the clubs lose business.
[00:31:28]  And then also, like, Hornhub is making OF out of business too because guys can see it for free.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:36]  Why would they pay for OF?
[00:31:37]  That makes all the sense in the world.
[00:31:39]  Can I ask a question to you, ladies?
[00:31:41]  Yeah.
[00:31:41]  Sorry if this is invasive.
[00:31:42]  Your dads are alive?
[00:31:44]  Yeah.
[00:31:45]  Good relationship with them?
[00:31:47]  Yeah.
[00:31:47]  You're in a great relationship with my daughter.
[00:31:50]  We talk regularly.
[00:31:51]  Are they proud of you doing OnlyFans?
[00:31:52]  They don't know.
[00:31:54]  Actually, my dad told me that no matter what I choose to do, he will support me no matter what.
[00:32:01]  Huram!
[00:32:02]  I mean, it doesn't matter what you do.
[00:32:05]  I mean, should I give you advice though?
[00:32:07]  He was in the ICU.
[00:32:09]  I feel like you do OnlyFans?
[00:32:14]  Yeah.
[00:32:14]  I mean, my sister kind of like out of me.
[00:32:18]  And he's cool with it.
[00:32:19]  Like I just said, he said he'll support me in anything I do.
[00:32:23]  Yeah, to be fair, I feel like both of my parents, like, they'd help me move about.
[00:32:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:29]  Something went down, like, you don't grab a shovel.
[00:32:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:32]  That's an L dad.
[00:32:34]  At the end of the day, you're going to love your kid regardless.
[00:32:36]  To be honest, I wouldn't want my dad to be able to get it.
[00:32:40]  That's why I don't tell my dog because I know he wouldn't approve of it and he would do anything to get me.
[00:32:44]  That's a good dad right there.
[00:32:45]  Yeah, I'm a great dad.
[00:32:46]  He grazed me fine, but it's just what I choose to do.
[00:32:50]  I love having sex and I'm a horny person.
[00:32:52]  Are you going to pop that shit online and say, go, daughter?
[00:32:55]  I don't.
[00:32:56]  I wouldn't expect him to.
[00:32:57]  And I think if he did, that would be kind of fucking weird.
[00:33:00]  It's none of his business.
[00:33:01]  Yeah.
[00:33:01]  Now that I think about it, if I did, like, if I was naked having sex on camera, my mom would be pretty bummed.
[00:33:10]  Yeah.
[00:33:10]  Like, I don't think that would.
[00:33:11]  I think the whole family would be like, it would be like as if I died.
[00:33:15]  And they'd be like, you heard what happened to Jack, right?
[00:33:17]  Yeah.
[00:33:18]  They go, what happened to Jackie's?
[00:33:20]  I think we're assuming what people do on OF.
[00:33:23]  I think I'm not sure.
[00:33:24]  I don't mean I was just saying generality.
[00:33:27]  You say like pop your shit online.
[00:33:29]  What if I'm just like girl next to you?
[00:33:32]  Because we don't know.
[00:33:35]  What is it?
[00:33:35]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:36]  Nastra, you subscribe to her real quick.
[00:33:37]  Check that out.
[00:33:38]  I'm just joking.
[00:33:38]  Yeah, we're heading around.
[00:33:41]  Sorry, this is invasive again.
[00:33:42]  He's not.
[00:33:43]  Sorry.
[00:33:44]  Are you showing it off?
[00:33:45]  Yeah, you taking it all off.
[00:33:47]  I'm not going to comment on that because people can subscribe.
[00:33:50]  Yeah, see, that's the afterplay.
[00:33:53]  Subscribe and see what's going on in there.
[00:33:56]  But I like making relationships.
[00:33:58]  Like, I don't have management or anything.
[00:34:00]  Like, I actually chat with everyone myself.
[00:34:01]  Way too old.
[00:34:02]  Even if I don't have thousands and thousands of subs.
[00:34:05]  So it's easy.
[00:34:06]  Yeah, most girls have a manager managing their chats and shit like that.
[00:34:09]  QR code pimp or something?
[00:34:11]  OnlyFans is a lot more than just posting and selling pussy pics.
[00:34:15]  I understand that.
[00:34:16]  That's way more than one.
[00:34:18]  It's B-Picks suicide.
[00:34:21]  I used to have two managers and they both scammed me.
[00:34:24]  What?
[00:34:25]  They stole all my money.
[00:34:28]  You W-man.
[00:34:29]  Was it women?
[00:34:30]  No, it was men.
[00:34:33]  W-man's bro.
[00:34:35]  The pimp games just moved into a new direction.
[00:34:38]  Was they Spanish guys or?
[00:34:39]  No.
[00:34:40]  One of them was Russian.
[00:34:43]  Oh, you've got for real.
[00:34:45]  The other one was Ukrainian.
[00:34:47]  Of course, man.
[00:34:48]  Oh, Ukrainian, dude.

=== Russian Cobra Mustang (07:00) ===

[00:34:49]  Wow.
[00:34:50]  That's tough work.
[00:34:51]  Yeah.
[00:34:52]  Okay.
[00:34:52]  Back to you now.
[00:34:54]  Parents together?
[00:34:55]  You said no.
[00:34:56]  And then, of course, birth control?
[00:34:58]  No.
[00:34:59]  All right.
[00:34:59]  And Chris?
[00:35:00]  All right, your body count.
[00:35:01]  My body count?
[00:35:02]  Me and Piper, we just got baptized yesterday.
[00:35:05]  No, you didn't.
[00:35:06]  Okay.
[00:35:07]  We did.
[00:35:07]  That's why I did it.
[00:35:08]  Me and Nestor were invited to the communion.
[00:35:10]  Before the baptism.
[00:35:11]  Yeah, before.
[00:35:12]  Before my baptism, I was a virgin.
[00:35:15]  That was a lie.
[00:35:17]  Can I check?
[00:35:17]  Can I fact check with the word real quick?
[00:35:19]  Yeah, go ahead.
[00:35:21]  That's cap, but guys, you know, that's freaking cap.
[00:35:25]  What's your ethnic background, Nina?
[00:35:27]  Just straight white.
[00:35:29]  Some kind of white.
[00:35:30]  You're Polish or Russian.
[00:35:32]  She looks Polish, right?
[00:35:33]  I get Russian a lot.
[00:35:34]  No, yeah.
[00:35:35]  I'm more British than French.
[00:35:36]  No, she's basic.
[00:35:37]  Basic Venue.
[00:35:38]  It was so sad.
[00:35:39]  She was baptized in shiz.
[00:35:40]  Yo, y'all a dick as well.
[00:35:44]  Okay.
[00:35:46]  But physically, you cannot become a virgin again after having sexual intercourse regardless of baptism.
[00:35:54]  God damn it, this is AI and AI is pretty.
[00:35:57]  I was a virgin and then I got baptized to solidify that I would not have sex before a marriage.
[00:36:01]  No, you want to run.
[00:36:02]  That's not how that works.
[00:36:03]  You are not a virgin.
[00:36:03]  Come on, man.
[00:36:04]  Everyone has their own belief.
[00:36:05]  I'm waiting for my perfect subscriber.
[00:36:07]  Yeah, but it's all so.
[00:36:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:09]  That was good.
[00:36:10]  That was good.
[00:36:10]  You got to give it to her for that.
[00:36:11]  Nope.
[00:36:12]  Okay, what about you?
[00:36:13]  What's your name?
[00:36:13]  My name is Paris.
[00:36:15]  Hey, y'all.
[00:36:15]  You've been to Paris?
[00:36:16]  No, I haven't.
[00:36:17]  That's what I thought.
[00:36:19]  How old are you?
[00:36:20]  I'm 20.
[00:36:20]  What do you do for it?
[00:36:21]  I'm a lash tech.
[00:36:23]  There's a lot of money in women's beauty.
[00:36:25]  Yeah, there is.
[00:36:26]  A lot of money.
[00:36:28]  What's your highest education level?
[00:36:30]  I'm high school.
[00:36:31]  High school?
[00:36:32]  it's impressive it's kind of okay is that like a actual certainly you need or you just do it because you can do it well with skill set Or you got to get like a certification for that?
[00:36:40]  Yeah, you have to get like a certification.
[00:36:42]  But you don't have one?
[00:36:43]  I do.
[00:36:44]  Oh, yeah?
[00:36:44]  Yeah.
[00:36:45]  Okay.
[00:36:45]  So high school would be below that or higher than that?
[00:36:50]  I mean, I guess below it, maybe?
[00:36:53]  I don't know.
[00:36:54]  She blow it.
[00:36:55]  Okay.
[00:36:56]  Daddy Status?
[00:36:57]  I'm single.
[00:36:59]  So no baptized at all?
[00:37:00]  No V-Day for you tomorrow?
[00:37:02]  Just dick fresh?
[00:37:03]  No.
[00:37:04]  No.
[00:37:05]  I mean, I'll probably get some, like, say, like, some gifts, but not really like.
[00:37:08]  Wait, no dick?
[00:37:09]  Serious.
[00:37:11]  Wait, hold on.
[00:37:12]  So, no dick, though?
[00:37:14]  No.
[00:37:14]  So again, gifts and no dick.
[00:37:16]  That's crazy.
[00:37:16]  Yeah.
[00:37:17]  Are you happy with that?
[00:37:19]  Parsons?
[00:37:19]  Yeah.
[00:37:20]  Yeah.
[00:37:21]  Fair enough.
[00:37:22]  Parents together or no?
[00:37:23]  No.
[00:37:23]  No.
[00:37:23]  Birth control?
[00:37:24]  No.
[00:37:25]  What's your background?
[00:37:26]  I'm black.
[00:37:27]  The straight black?
[00:37:28]  Yeah.
[00:37:28]  Foundation.
[00:37:29]  I thought you were Venezuelan, too.
[00:37:31]  Yeah, I could see that.
[00:37:33]  Yeah, but it's just a little, so I don't really like to get into it.
[00:37:36]  Yeah, it's not.
[00:37:37]  All right, go cool.
[00:37:37]  Yeah, there's no point.
[00:37:38]  Yeah.
[00:37:38]  You know Spanish right now.
[00:37:40]  No.
[00:37:40]  Makes sense.
[00:37:41]  Paris, where are you from?
[00:37:42]  I'm from Houston.
[00:37:43]  Oh, Texas.
[00:37:44]  Sorry to hear that.
[00:37:45]  All right.
[00:37:45]  What do you mean?
[00:37:46]  Sorry.
[00:37:46]  Bail.
[00:37:47]  Oh, really?
[00:37:47]  Come on.
[00:37:48]  Not too much on Texas.
[00:37:49]  Yeah, it's coming out.
[00:37:50]  Bam.
[00:37:51]  Not too much on Texas.
[00:37:52]  She's Feisty now.
[00:37:53]  Oh, she's Ficy now.
[00:37:54]  Okay, there you go.
[00:37:55]  Shout out Waterburger.
[00:37:56]  All right.
[00:37:57]  Shout out Whataburger.
[00:37:58]  Yeah, shout it out.
[00:38:00]  All right, speaking of feisty.
[00:38:01]  What's your body count?
[00:38:02]  I got three.
[00:38:04]  Come on, man.
[00:38:04]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:38:05]  Why did I say that?
[00:38:06]  Three times three.
[00:38:07]  In Houston?
[00:38:08]  Yes, in Houston.
[00:38:09]  You know what?
[00:38:09]  You're black.
[00:38:10]  How many blowjobs are given?
[00:38:13]  Come on, girl.
[00:38:14]  You got it.
[00:38:14]  I mean, because off those people, I was with them, so.
[00:38:19]  Some more than three, right?
[00:38:20]  But not like.
[00:38:21]  Come on, the car and the Lamborghini.
[00:38:23]  No?
[00:38:23]  Man, I don't know.
[00:38:24]  Come on.
[00:38:25]  I don't know.
[00:38:25]  Jack, you want to be a bad guy?
[00:38:26]  You guys have been.
[00:38:27]  Who's giving a blowjob in a Lamborghini here?
[00:38:30]  Oh, that's what I'm worried about.
[00:38:32]  No, who's not going to do that?
[00:38:34]  I've done it in a Corvette.
[00:38:35]  In your Lamborghini.
[00:38:37]  Okay.
[00:38:37]  All right.
[00:38:38]  Hit me up.
[00:38:38]  Let's be honest here.
[00:38:39]  Do you have a Lamborghini?
[00:38:40]  Everybody acts like everyone's fucking Lamborghini, guys.
[00:38:44]  I'd prefer to do that.
[00:38:45]  What are you drive?
[00:38:46]  What's the sickest car?
[00:38:47]  Well, it depends on the day, but I got an 85 Cadillac, an old car.
[00:38:52]  Boring.
[00:38:53]  And then I got a 2007 Mercury Grand Marquis.
[00:38:55]  Boring.
[00:38:56]  Yeah.
[00:38:58]  Yo.
[00:38:59]  Wow.
[00:38:59]  She's like, but here's what I'm saying.
[00:39:02]  Here's what I'm going to get at.
[00:39:04]  I've gotten women no different, maybe hotter probably than you.
[00:39:10]  Oh, shit.
[00:39:11]  In a way less car because I know that that stuff doesn't matter.
[00:39:15]  Yes.
[00:39:15]  I understand that.
[00:39:16]  How much would you pay, though?
[00:39:18]  What are you talking about?
[00:39:20]  I'm just good.
[00:39:21]  Oh, for dinner?
[00:39:22]  Depends where we go.
[00:39:23]  I mean, sometimes it's a good thing.
[00:39:24]  He's a good-looking guy.
[00:39:26]  He doesn't seem like that.
[00:39:27]  Let's cut the shit here.
[00:39:28]  Okay.
[00:39:28]  It's like, I'm not saying I'm all that.
[00:39:30]  I'm just saying I know my position.
[00:39:32]  I'm not getting with like the hottest of the hot with like, are those tits custom?
[00:39:36]  Probably.
[00:39:37]  You know, I'm getting with regular chicks around my ballpark.
[00:39:41]  Sometimes I get lucky.
[00:39:43]  Sometimes I go, oh, you're way out of my league.
[00:39:45]  And they go, oh, really?
[00:39:46]  Well, watch this.
[00:39:47]  And they fuck you out of spite.
[00:39:48]  That actually works.
[00:39:49]  Take notes, guys.
[00:39:52]  Only twice, though.
[00:39:53]  But my point is, I only asked that question because online it can make it seem like chicks are just hunting after like this certain caliber of dude.
[00:40:01]  But I'm like, dude, I've pulled some honeys in like a bucket.
[00:40:05]  You know, like a not good car.
[00:40:08]  That's why I was asking.
[00:40:09]  I was just curious.
[00:40:10]  What's like the dopest car you've been in with a guy, like a guy you really dated?
[00:40:13]  Like he's locking you down.
[00:40:15]  Maserati.
[00:40:16]  Maserati?
[00:40:18]  Yeah.
[00:40:19]  Corvette.
[00:40:20]  Corvette's Corvette.
[00:40:21]  That's a solid guy.
[00:40:22]  He probably has a fighting car.
[00:40:23]  He had a business.
[00:40:26]  Metal crisis.
[00:40:27]  What was your ears as a Corvette too?
[00:40:28]  Yeah.
[00:40:30]  What about you?
[00:40:31]  Honestly.
[00:40:31]  See, she doesn't even care.
[00:40:32]  That's what I'm getting at.
[00:40:34]  A nicer car than any of the guys.
[00:40:36]  Yeah.
[00:40:36]  Ben West.
[00:40:37]  What car are you driving?
[00:40:37]  I'm just making a point.
[00:40:38]  What's the four Mercedes?
[00:40:40]  Mercedes?
[00:40:41]  The four with the snake.
[00:40:42]  Oh, you're talking.
[00:40:42]  Oh, the Alpha Roman Cobra.
[00:40:45]  Cobra?
[00:40:46]  Yeah.
[00:40:47]  The Mustang?
[00:40:48]  Yeah, that's an upgraded Mustang.
[00:40:49]  Okay, no, but it looks like a fucking Mustang.
[00:40:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:52]  I get it.
[00:40:54]  Yeah.
[00:40:54]  Most people don't get it.
[00:40:55]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:56]  All right.
[00:40:56]  What about you?
[00:40:57]  What's your name?
[00:40:58]  Amanda.
[00:40:59]  How old are you?
[00:40:59]  23.
[00:41:00]  What do you do for it?
[00:41:01]  I'm a med spa technician.
[00:41:05]  And I also clean houses on the side and also dance on the side.
[00:41:10]  Damn, yeah.
[00:41:11]  You clean the houses in like lingerie, right?
[00:41:14]  Well, sometimes it depends.
[00:41:16]  Really?
[00:41:16]  On a customer?
[00:41:17]  Yeah.
[00:41:17]  That's a real thing.
[00:41:19]  Wow.
[00:41:20]  How much do you get paid for that?
[00:41:21]  Incredible.
[00:41:22]  Depends on the size of the house.
[00:41:24]  Okay, how about Aloft?
[00:41:26]  And Brickle?
[00:41:28]  I don't know, like $300.
[00:41:30]  Chris, what are you asking that?
[00:41:31]  I'm just asking.
[00:41:32]  We got that.
[00:41:35]  Really, nigga?
[00:41:36]  Okay.
[00:41:37]  Highest education level.
[00:41:38]  I have a laser license.
[00:41:41]  And I went to high school also.
[00:41:44]  And I went to school for a lot of different stuff.
[00:41:47]  Damn, she's cleaning the house, fucking with lasers and stuff.

=== Liking Tall, Disliking Short (14:44) ===

[00:41:50]  That's crazy.
[00:41:51]  Yeah.
[00:41:51]  Stripping, lasers.
[00:41:53]  Everything.
[00:41:53]  That's wild.
[00:41:55]  Dating status?
[00:41:56]  I'm single.
[00:41:57]  All right, parents together or no?
[00:41:58]  No.
[00:41:58]  Birth control?
[00:41:59]  IUD.
[00:42:00]  All right.
[00:42:01]  Where are you from?
[00:42:02]  I'm from Aventura.
[00:42:04]  What's your background?
[00:42:05]  Danish and Japanese.
[00:42:07]  Damn.
[00:42:08]  That's a random mix if I ever heard one.
[00:42:09]  It's exotic.
[00:42:10]  Very exotic.
[00:42:11]  Yeah.
[00:42:11]  Wait, so IUD.
[00:42:13]  Yeah.
[00:42:14]  How many bodyguards?
[00:42:15]  Zero.
[00:42:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:42:17]  Your girl's like capping on the panel tonight.
[00:42:19]  That was telling the truth.
[00:42:20]  Listen, ladies.
[00:42:21]  No one's going to watch you up here.
[00:42:22]  It's okay.
[00:42:22]  Just tell the truth, man.
[00:42:23]  Come on.
[00:42:23]  Tell the truth, ladies.
[00:42:24]  Come on.
[00:42:25]  It's none of your business.
[00:42:27]  Look, you can say that then, but I mean, the lady doesn't kiss until.
[00:42:30]  I mean, you kind of did when you said you have IUD, but that's okay.
[00:42:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:42:33]  Whatever.
[00:42:35]  That's different.
[00:42:36]  No, it's not different.
[00:42:37]  Like, you only get it to fuck.
[00:42:38]  No, no, no.
[00:42:39]  And not get pregnant.
[00:42:40]  All type of hormones.
[00:42:41]  It can also help with periods.
[00:42:43]  That's bullshit, bro.
[00:42:44]  Take each other.
[00:42:45]  Isn't it bad for you in the long run, though?
[00:42:47]  And IUD cut last year.
[00:42:48]  So, what if she was in a relationship and then she was fucking then?
[00:42:53]  The one body.
[00:42:54]  But she said it's none of your business.
[00:42:57]  Yeah, it isn't.
[00:42:59]  That's fine.
[00:43:00]  All right, guests of honor.
[00:43:01]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:43:02]  Jack and Nestor.
[00:43:07]  I'm just an internet personality.
[00:43:10]  People think I'm funny, I guess.
[00:43:11]  Not everyone.
[00:43:12]  You know, it's subjective.
[00:43:13]  What do you do on the internet?
[00:43:14]  I just talk.
[00:43:17]  Kind of invasive.
[00:43:18]  Talk about women.
[00:43:19]  I talk about the economy.
[00:43:20]  I love to talk about conspiracies.
[00:43:22]  That's my favorite.
[00:43:23]  Going down the rabbit.
[00:43:24]  Selling of hair advice.
[00:43:26]  No, I just go, you know, have a dad with a thick head of hair.
[00:43:30]  Get lucky.
[00:43:31]  What are you?
[00:43:33]  Believe it or not, I'm 70% Mexican.
[00:43:38]  You don't look like that.
[00:43:40]  I think I'm Irish in German.
[00:43:42]  Oh, shit.
[00:43:43]  Yeah.
[00:43:43]  There you go.
[00:43:45]  All right, so ladies, this is V-Day tomorrow.
[00:43:47]  Well, actually, in like 20 minutes, 15 minutes is going to be Valentine's Day.
[00:43:50]  Why are you single?
[00:43:52]  And do you want to change for Valentine's Day?
[00:43:56]  I'm single because I want to be single.
[00:43:58]  I broke up with my ex-boyfriend and why?
[00:44:02]  Because she wasn't having sex with him.
[00:44:04]  That's why.
[00:44:04]  I'm joking.
[00:44:05]  I'm joking.
[00:44:06]  No.
[00:44:07]  It's true, though.
[00:44:08]  He was being disrespectful.
[00:44:10]  And I don't take shit.
[00:44:13]  So I was like, thank you next.
[00:44:15]  How is he being disrespectful?
[00:44:16]  What do you do?
[00:44:17]  He just said something rude to me.
[00:44:19]  So.
[00:44:20]  One thing rude to you?
[00:44:21]  Like two.
[00:44:24]  Okay, if you don't mind me asking, what did he say, dude?
[00:44:26]  That was too bad.
[00:44:26]  Two strikes.
[00:44:27]  You're out.
[00:44:27]  Yeah, literally.
[00:44:28]  You're done, dude.
[00:44:31]  Nothing.
[00:44:32]  Oh, man.
[00:44:33]  What?
[00:44:33]  He told you to shut up talking or what?
[00:44:35]  What's up?
[00:44:36]  Was it fool related?
[00:44:38]  Um, okay.
[00:44:39]  So, first of all, he was liking he was liking all my best friends' pictures on Instagram in front of me.
[00:44:46]  No way.
[00:44:46]  Because I liked someone's picture on Instagram on my feed.
[00:44:51]  It wasn't even because I was attracted to him.
[00:44:55]  I was just scrolling through my feed and I liked it.
[00:44:58]  That was the first strike.
[00:44:59]  Wait, it was a different guy?
[00:45:00]  That you liked his picture?
[00:45:01]  Yeah.
[00:45:02]  I mean, but it wasn't.
[00:45:04]  That's kind of.
[00:45:06]  I wasn't thinking he was attractive or anything.
[00:45:10]  Yeah.
[00:45:11]  Yeah.
[00:45:11]  That's close.
[00:45:13]  The guy you liked?
[00:45:14]  What was he doing in the photo?
[00:45:15]  They liked it.
[00:45:16]  He had money.
[00:45:20]  Money, I'll do that.
[00:45:21]  Yo, I mean, I mean, that's a potential client right there.
[00:45:24]  That's true.
[00:45:25]  Yeah.
[00:45:25]  Marketing.
[00:45:26]  She's got a bachelor's, man.
[00:45:27]  Yeah, but I mean, look at it from his point of view.
[00:45:30]  He's like, yo, my girl's liking a guy's picture with money, maybe more than me.
[00:45:33]  That's kind of a sign right there.
[00:45:37]  Okay, maybe he should get his money up.
[00:45:38]  Maybe he shouldn't be insecure.
[00:45:40]  But that's his girl, though.
[00:45:41]  What if he was his girl?
[00:45:43]  That's a potential client, Mike.
[00:45:45]  And then he, after he liked all my best friend's pictures, he told me to get out of his office.
[00:45:54]  I like this nigga.
[00:45:55]  Wait, what?
[00:45:55]  So, dude, his office?
[00:45:57]  Wait, wait.
[00:45:58]  So he just said, get out.
[00:45:59]  Yeah.
[00:46:00]  Wait, what is it for work?
[00:46:01]  You were complaining that he liked the other girls' pictures.
[00:46:04]  You're Nigan?
[00:46:05]  I wasn't even.
[00:46:06]  He told you to get out.
[00:46:07]  Yeah.
[00:46:08]  Wait, so.
[00:46:09]  And it was at an air conditioning business.
[00:46:12]  A lot of money in HVAC.
[00:46:14]  Yeah, HVAC.
[00:46:15]  Yeah.
[00:46:16]  Yo, I can't you not, though.
[00:46:17]  I mean, he's pretty valid for what he did, though.
[00:46:19]  Yeah.
[00:46:21]  You don't think so?
[00:46:21]  No.
[00:46:23]  Okay.
[00:46:24]  And then, second, he was just like telling me he just wanted.
[00:46:37]  He just wanted to be friends with me after we went on a trip together.
[00:46:43]  And he was telling me.
[00:46:45]  Where'd you guys go?
[00:46:46]  That's all.
[00:46:47]  We went to Chicago.
[00:46:48]  What an asshole.
[00:46:49]  So he just said he wants to end it because of that?
[00:46:52]  And we were staying at my friend's house in Indiana.
[00:46:56]  Her name's Abby.
[00:46:58]  And I think they're like doing stuff together because I don't know why he would tell me he just wanted to be friends with me.
[00:47:06]  And then he told me he regretted having sex with me.
[00:47:10]  Oh, so she did.
[00:47:12]  She guys got confirmation.
[00:47:14]  What the fuck?
[00:47:15]  And then also a couple days after we got back.
[00:47:19]  This thing is a savage, Joe.
[00:47:20]  This nigga was a savage.
[00:47:22]  Because I stole his money out of his wallet.
[00:47:24]  And he was reading my text messages and stuff.
[00:47:29]  And I called him a broke ass.
[00:47:32]  And then.
[00:47:34]  Broke ass what?
[00:47:34]  N-word?
[00:47:35]  Yeah.
[00:47:36]  Yeah, wait, wait.
[00:47:38]  You stole his money?
[00:47:40]  What was it?
[00:47:40]  Like 40 bucks or something?
[00:47:42]  How much was it?
[00:47:42]  Yeah.
[00:47:43]  No, it was 400.
[00:47:45]  Why'd you steal the money?
[00:47:46]  Yeah, that's chill.
[00:47:47]  Because he owed it to me.
[00:47:50]  Oh, so was he broke?
[00:47:52]  Did you lend him money?
[00:47:53]  Yeah, he was a broadcast nigga.
[00:47:55]  It was my paycheck.
[00:47:57]  Oh, that's rough, man.
[00:47:59]  Oh, he was a real money from your job.
[00:48:02]  You probably could sue him.
[00:48:03]  You need to sue him because you were his employee.
[00:48:06]  Yeah.
[00:48:07]  You can sue him because you guys had sex, right?
[00:48:09]  Yeah, I know.
[00:48:10]  That's a lawsuit.
[00:48:11]  And you'll win that vote anyway.
[00:48:14]  You can sue him.
[00:48:16]  What are we talking about?
[00:48:16]  I forget for what exactly.
[00:48:18]  Because her boss is trying.
[00:48:19]  Her boss had a relationship with her.
[00:48:21]  And then that's a lot of leverage.
[00:48:24]  And that's also.
[00:48:25]  Fellas, fellas, news flash.
[00:48:27]  If you are an employer, do not screw your employee in the middle of the moment.
[00:48:32]  That is not.
[00:48:34]  And then he was telling me there was hotter girls than me.
[00:48:37]  Why wouldn't you?
[00:48:38]  We should look at you.
[00:48:39]  I mean, but he wasn't lying about a lot of girls.
[00:48:42]  Okay, but still, that's not something you tell to your girlfriend.
[00:48:45]  Yeah, that's probably not a good one.
[00:48:47]  The lawyer will take that.
[00:48:48]  Yeah, so that's, you gotta figure out on your own, but that's see.
[00:48:52]  I think workplace etiquette, just to be safe, never mess.
[00:48:56]  Never eat where you should.
[00:48:57]  Yeah, I made that mistake.
[00:48:58]  Should we eat?
[00:49:00]  But he got arrested.
[00:49:02]  For what?
[00:49:03]  He got caught with a gun and drugs.
[00:49:06]  Oh, they love the bad.
[00:49:07]  What's Black or White?
[00:49:08]  He's Israeli.
[00:49:10]  Oh.
[00:49:11]  Sue him.
[00:49:11]  Damn.
[00:49:12]  I thought about it.
[00:49:13]  I literally told him I was going to and he didn't pay me.
[00:49:17]  Yeah, no.
[00:49:18]  You can't make this shit up, bro.
[00:49:19]  No.
[00:49:19]  Holy moly.
[00:49:20]  Okay.
[00:49:21]  Well, I wish you the best and I see where you're single.
[00:49:23]  All right.
[00:49:24]  What about you?
[00:49:25]  Oh, why am I single?
[00:49:26]  Yeah.
[00:49:27]  I'm single because I just moved here to Miami.
[00:49:30]  And I kind of just want to do my own thing.
[00:49:32]  Like, I don't really want to be tied down to anyone.
[00:49:36]  Wait, so you mean fucking?
[00:49:38]  No, I just don't want to be tied down to anyone.
[00:49:40]  I mean, Jack, it's the same thing, though, right?
[00:49:42]  No.
[00:49:42]  My own thing.
[00:49:44]  No, well, in a sense, yes, but I want to.
[00:49:46]  I'm not swearing cheetah, man.
[00:49:48]  You know, it's kind of.
[00:49:50]  It's basic math, you know?
[00:49:52]  I mean.
[00:49:52]  I get it.
[00:49:54]  I understand.
[00:49:54]  I was 20.
[00:49:56]  Settled down at 20.
[00:49:58]  Well, no, I just want to be able to, like, if I want to go on a date with the guy, I go on a date with the guy.
[00:50:02]  If I want to stay out till 6 a.m., I can stay out to 6 a.m.
[00:50:06]  I mean, do it with your man.
[00:50:08]  You could do all that with your man.
[00:50:09]  No, you can't.
[00:50:10]  I don't think so.
[00:50:12]  So, so for Valentine's Day, you're happy being alone, just getting some gifts from random guys.
[00:50:15]  You're cool with that?
[00:50:17]  I mean, I'm 20 in Miami.
[00:50:20]  Right now, I'm okay with that.
[00:50:21]  Maybe, like, when I'm like 25 and shit.
[00:50:24]  Yeah, when you're young, I ghost is going to have fun, bro.
[00:50:27]  Yeah.
[00:50:27]  That's a reality.
[00:50:28]  Yeah.
[00:50:28]  Okay, what about you?
[00:50:30]  Okay, so I thought about this a lot, actually.
[00:50:33]  Really?
[00:50:33]  This is the first year.
[00:50:34]  I think that's what I think a lot.
[00:50:34]  Yeah, but this is the first year I've ever been single, like ever, for like all the holidays and stuff.
[00:50:39]  So I was thinking, like, I could get a Valentine's Day date.
[00:50:42]  Like, we could go.
[00:50:43]  I could go to an island, like, go on a trip.
[00:50:45]  I could get gifts and everything.
[00:50:46]  But I feel like to like become like a completely healed person, I need to spend my Valentine's Day alone.
[00:50:52]  Wait, a healed person?
[00:50:53]  Yeah, because like I feel like I've always been dating.
[00:50:56]  I've never really like, I've always spent like my holidays with my significant other.
[00:51:01]  So I feel like it's worthless to just go with a random man and do some random thing.
[00:51:05]  But I really don't want to date anybody right now.
[00:51:07]  So I decided like, I'm just going to be wholesome and spend it alone.
[00:51:13]  Do you ever think that like maybe OnlyFans is causing you issues with finding a good guy?
[00:51:21]  I'm not looking for a good guy.
[00:51:23]  Oh, so you don't get hard now.
[00:51:24]  She doesn't want the bad one.
[00:51:25]  She's looking for a sugar dog.
[00:51:26]  I'm looking for a bag.
[00:51:28]  A bag?
[00:51:29]  A bag, yeah.
[00:51:32]  Not B-A-D, B-A-G.
[00:51:36]  No, I think relationships sometimes cause me way too much stress, and I've done that so much.
[00:51:40]  So I'm just exploring different avenues in my life right now.
[00:51:44]  Do you want kids and shit?
[00:51:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:51:46]  Yeah, but not until like 32.
[00:51:48]  No, no, like 27.
[00:51:50]  No, they always say that.
[00:51:51]  27 comes like this.
[00:51:53]  Yeah.
[00:51:54]  And then you go, oh, man.
[00:51:55]  You know, I still got to do it.
[00:51:56]  And I might just have to trap somebody.
[00:51:58]  Next thing you know, chop somebody's crazy.
[00:52:01]  Just kidding.
[00:52:02]  She's not kidding, bro.
[00:52:03]  Fuck your daughter, man.
[00:52:04]  She wants to sue and trap.
[00:52:06]  Yeah, that's dangerous, bro.
[00:52:07]  She's dangerous.
[00:52:07]  What about a situation she's like, someone clip me?
[00:52:09]  Someone clip me, please.
[00:52:13]  Can I ask all of you ladies a question?
[00:52:16]  So is the whole like because this is what you hear on the internet now.
[00:52:22]  Dude's gotta be six foot two.
[00:52:24]  Yep.
[00:52:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:52:26]  Rocking a hug.
[00:52:26]  Yeah.
[00:52:27]  Something better than a Corvette, right?
[00:52:29]  Short.
[00:52:30]  Is this true?
[00:52:30]  Or do you think that?
[00:52:32]  Well, I like Corvettes.
[00:52:33]  They don't have to be.
[00:52:34]  No, but I'm saying like the height and all that stuff.
[00:52:36]  Is that really true?
[00:52:38]  Like, do you guys really give a shit?
[00:52:39]  Standards?
[00:52:40]  Or does it usually slide?
[00:52:41]  Do I have standards?
[00:52:42]  As long as you're a good person.
[00:52:44]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:52:45]  Like, does it really matter?
[00:52:47]  Is what I'm saying.
[00:52:47]  I like them taller than me, at least.
[00:52:49]  Yeah, me too.
[00:52:50]  I don't want to date a tall chick.
[00:52:51]  I want someone.
[00:52:51]  Walk up at her.
[00:52:52]  Hey, honey.
[00:52:52]  You know, I don't want to do that.
[00:52:53]  Who I look up to.
[00:52:54]  Yeah, I want someone I admire.
[00:52:56]  That makes sense.
[00:52:56]  It's definitely more attractive when you're taller, but like, also, I mean, if you're a good person, you're a good person.
[00:53:02]  I gave a short guy a chance.
[00:53:03]  How tall are you?
[00:53:04]  He was shit, though.
[00:53:05]  How tall are you?
[00:53:06]  5'2.
[00:53:07]  Yeah, but she just said she just gave a short dude a chance recently.
[00:53:10]  Like they ruined it for themselves.
[00:53:12]  So how tall is he?
[00:53:13]  If you're 5'2, you're tired.
[00:53:14]  I don't know.
[00:53:15]  Pretty short when he took them shoes off.
[00:53:17]  6'3.
[00:53:18]  Wait, no, no.
[00:53:18]  Was he 5'3 or something?
[00:53:20]  I don't know.
[00:53:21]  I mean, he was taller than her, so like 5'5, 5'6, 5'7.
[00:53:25]  So I would look at him and be like, I'm not very tall.
[00:53:29]  But I let it slide.
[00:53:32]  Totally useless.
[00:53:33]  I feel like I just wanted to ask because, you know, I'm not, I'm 5'11.
[00:53:38]  I'm going to take my shoes off on 5-11.
[00:53:40]  Yeah, he was definitely like...
[00:53:42]  Do you wear those heels?
[00:53:43]  I don't know how tall.
[00:53:44]  Yeah, so what I did was, I got like, you know how you get like your tits done?
[00:53:48]  Well, those guys, you get your heels done down here.
[00:53:51]  Yo, don't tell them the secret.
[00:53:52]  Yeah, so you get a, there's a doctor in Peru.
[00:53:55]  He'll hook you up.
[00:53:57]  Did you know that there's like dick filler guys?
[00:54:03]  Isn't that wild?
[00:54:04]  But it's like $15,000.
[00:54:06]  I went to a high school with someone whose dad does penal implants.
[00:54:12]  His thing is in Texas, actually.
[00:54:14]  Yo, I'm sorry, bro.
[00:54:15]  If you need to get surgery, bro, just quit.
[00:54:17]  Just stop.
[00:54:18]  Yeah, but that's got to suck, though.
[00:54:20]  Dude, what if you die from that shit?
[00:54:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:22]  Just get a big...
[00:54:23]  Yo, that's...
[00:54:24]  Bro.
[00:54:24]  But what if you're poor and you can't pay for it?
[00:54:26]  Oh, then you're just done.
[00:54:28]  You're just done.
[00:54:28]  Can I ask or something?
[00:54:29]  Yeah.
[00:54:30]  Are you faking that voice or is that for me?
[00:54:32]  Absolutely not.
[00:54:33]  No, that's her voice voice.
[00:54:37]  That's your actual voice.
[00:54:38]  I've seen him on the show many times.
[00:54:39]  So Mickey Mouse.
[00:54:44]  I might read.
[00:54:45]  If I retire OnlyFans, I might just read children's books.
[00:54:48]  That's actually probably.
[00:54:49]  You'll probably make way more money doing that.
[00:54:51]  And he won't be on camera.
[00:54:53]  Behind the scenes.
[00:54:54]  Yeah.
[00:54:54]  All right, what about you?
[00:54:55]  Why are you single on V-Day?
[00:54:58]  Do you want to change that?
[00:54:59]  Because men, or at least the men, I haven't found my person.
[00:55:04]  Every man so far is just like, there's no sense of loyalty.
[00:55:09]  What does that mean to you, though?
[00:55:10]  Loyalty?
[00:55:11]  What does that mean to you?
[00:55:12]  what does that entail for a guy don't be a manhole like just they don't stay true to their word And I just don't like a liar.
[00:55:23]  Like, why are you a liar?
[00:55:25]  You're a grown-ass man.
[00:55:26]  Why are you lying?
[00:55:27]  Like, stand on business.
[00:55:28]  What are they lying about, though?
[00:55:29]  Why do you lie, huh?
[00:55:30]  Like, what are they lying about to you?
[00:55:31]  Like, what are they lying about?
[00:55:32]  Well, my ex of five years was just, like, not nice.
[00:55:37]  He just wasn't nice.
[00:55:39]  Wasn't nice.
[00:55:40]  So I just didn't.
[00:55:42]  I just got tired of him.
[00:55:44]  So that was that.
[00:55:45]  And then five years later?
[00:55:47]  This recent one.
[00:55:49]  Recent one?
[00:55:50]  Wait, what?
[00:55:51]  Like, the most recent dude I talked to was just like a clout chaser.
[00:55:54]  So he just like was like doing stuff.
[00:55:57]  Oh, he was bad.
[00:56:00]  He was just doing stuff for like streams, like trying to fit in with his buddy and like look real cool.
[00:56:05]  But then off-camera, he'd like scream at me on the phone because I liked his homeboy picture.
[00:56:12]  Like his story.
[00:56:13]  Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:56:14]  We have a question for you.
[00:56:16]  Why do girls like other guys post and think it's cool?
[00:56:18]  I know.
[00:56:19]  I don't follow anybody, and especially not a man.
[00:56:21]  But that's weird because imagine I'm with you.
[00:56:24]  You're looking at my friend's post.
[00:56:25]  They can see that shit like yo.
[00:56:26]  But he deserved it.
[00:56:27]  He was liking half, he was liking a girl he fuck half-naked video.
[00:56:33]  So I liked his homeboy's post.

=== Why Girls Gift Other Guys' Dates (14:33) ===

[00:56:35]  I think that's okay.
[00:56:36]  I think the whole because men don't really care if we see a dude with a chick and we go, that's good for him, man.
[00:56:42]  She's hot.
[00:56:43]  Yeah.
[00:56:43]  You know, but like a chick, they see all of a sudden, if I'm walking with a little shorty on me, next thing you know, I got a little carte blange, you know what I mean?
[00:56:52]  Little cachet.
[00:56:53]  Yeah.
[00:56:53]  Yeah.
[00:56:54]  All of a sudden they're like, oh, okay.
[00:56:55]  I didn't see him before, but now I do.
[00:56:58]  Yep.
[00:56:58]  That's true.
[00:57:00]  I was going to say clout, but I don't like that word clout.
[00:57:02]  You know, it's kind of like she's got the clout.
[00:57:04]  Kind of sounds nasty.
[00:57:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:06]  Right?
[00:57:06]  Does that sound like ever since I thought about clout like that?
[00:57:09]  I go, oh, gosh, you got clout?
[00:57:11]  Yeah.
[00:57:12]  Okay.
[00:57:12]  My point is, is that's a real thing.
[00:57:15]  No, it is.
[00:57:15]  Yeah.
[00:57:16]  That's a real thing.
[00:57:17]  It's like a psychological deal.
[00:57:19]  I used to be friends with Smoke Perp.
[00:57:22]  I don't know if you guys are.
[00:57:23]  Yeah, the rapper guy.
[00:57:24]  Yeah.
[00:57:24]  And he blocked me.
[00:57:26]  We like went to Costa Rica together.
[00:57:28]  I'm on the lie.
[00:57:29]  I went to.
[00:57:30]  I don't even know.
[00:57:31]  I didn't even do anything to him.
[00:57:33]  Wait.
[00:57:34]  But he just blocked me out of nowhere.
[00:57:36]  Yeah, he did.
[00:57:37]  He did.
[00:57:37]  He did.
[00:57:38]  He got it.
[00:57:38]  He got the buns.
[00:57:40]  You showed us trash.
[00:57:41]  She was trash.
[00:57:41]  So he blocked you.
[00:57:42]  Did you guys hold hands?
[00:57:43]  I don't know.
[00:57:44]  It was trash.
[00:57:45]  No.
[00:57:45]  No, I showed trash, man.
[00:57:48]  No.
[00:57:49]  Did you guys laugh together over like a nice dinner?
[00:57:53]  Yeah, you did.
[00:57:54]  Don't lie.
[00:57:54]  Yeah.
[00:57:55]  You son of a bitch.
[00:57:57]  She was like, hey, you want to fuck?
[00:57:59]  No.
[00:58:01]  You don't know why he blocked you?
[00:58:02]  Yeah.
[00:58:03]  No.
[00:58:04]  Maybe you're kind of annoying, maybe.
[00:58:05]  No, Fraser.
[00:58:06]  No, no, the pussy was whack, bro.
[00:58:07]  Shut up.
[00:58:08]  Pussy was whack, bro.
[00:58:09]  Your dick is small.
[00:58:10]  Yeah, I know it is.
[00:58:11]  What?
[00:58:12]  What?
[00:58:12]  Okay.
[00:58:14]  So everyone here is single for Valentine's Day, pretty much.
[00:58:17]  Except guys.
[00:58:18]  I'm not.
[00:58:19]  But I'm such a good loyal partner that I'm not even going to be there.
[00:58:23]  Yeah.
[00:58:23]  So there's got to be a guy there that dates.
[00:58:25]  Oh, you're a cook?
[00:58:26]  Like, is she getting BBC's?
[00:58:27]  No.
[00:58:28]  What?
[00:58:28]  What?
[00:58:29]  How are you doing right now?
[00:58:30]  It's not real.
[00:58:30]  I don't say that.
[00:58:31]  She's at the house.
[00:58:34]  With who?
[00:58:34]  She's chilling.
[00:58:35]  Probably our animals.
[00:58:36]  I'm actually going to.
[00:58:38]  We're old.
[00:58:39]  Like, the whole, like, for me, the last thing on my mind is like, oh, I hope my girlfriend's not cheating on me.
[00:58:45]  It's like.
[00:58:46]  That's good, honestly.
[00:58:47]  It's like, what?
[00:58:48]  I don't have time.
[00:58:49]  Like, I don't have time to do that.
[00:58:52]  Or, like, I don't have the mental capacity to worry about if my lady's cheating on me.
[00:59:00]  Because if I was worried about it, it probably should just be a Friday night thing or something.
[00:59:05]  It could drain you a lot.
[00:59:06]  But then that's even annoying.
[00:59:07]  When you get to, once you reach 35, it doesn't work anymore.
[00:59:12]  No, no, no.
[00:59:13]  Of course it works.
[00:59:14]  But what I'm saying, well, I guess not for everyone.
[00:59:18]  But good for you.
[00:59:18]  You don't have a penis, so you won't have to find that out.
[00:59:21]  But you could if you want.
[00:59:22]  I know a guy who'll hook you up.
[00:59:27]  What I'm saying is, though, is like the problems at my age back when I was 20, it's like it's the end of the world if your girl's cheating on you or something.
[00:59:38]  Yeah.
[00:59:38]  It's like a catastrophe or some shit.
[00:59:40]  It's about look.
[00:59:41]  Yeah.
[00:59:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:59:42]  Like the last thing you want to do is like, I don't think I've ever worried about that.
[00:59:48]  Yeah, I think making that priority will mess you up a lot.
[00:59:51]  So to think about that all the time is going to really slow you down.
[00:59:53]  Because it's like, all right, then just like, why don't you just break up?
[00:59:56]  And then go fuck the guy.
[00:59:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:59:58]  Like, are you not a big deal?
[01:00:01]  Are you from Nelk?
[01:00:02]  No.
[01:00:03]  Dude, we were hanging out with one of those guys.
[01:00:05]  I was like, oh, I actually have a tattoo that says full sun.
[01:00:09]  No, you don't.
[01:00:11]  No.
[01:00:12]  What?
[01:00:12]  Did it hurt?
[01:00:14]  We actually ran into one of those dudes earlier.
[01:00:16]  The Nilk guys.
[01:00:18]  Why'd you tattoo dot on your.
[01:00:20]  She's about that life, though.
[01:00:21]  Where's she going?
[01:00:23]  They keep this fire.
[01:00:24]  Did you meet them?
[01:00:24]  It's a full send in her mouth.
[01:00:26]  No.
[01:00:28]  Hello, God's wild.
[01:00:30]  That was good.
[01:00:31]  Never met Nelk.
[01:00:32]  That was fucked up.
[01:00:34]  Yo, that's fucking funny.
[01:00:34]  That's a full send.
[01:00:36]  Literally.
[01:00:36]  So, Nestor, what you full set on her mouth?
[01:00:39]  Was yo, yo, yo, yeah.
[01:00:41]  Nestor's father is watching this right now.
[01:00:44]  Yo, Nestor, so question for you.
[01:00:45]  As a guy still in the dating game, how old are you again?
[01:00:48]  29.
[01:00:49]  29.
[01:00:50]  Is dating, you think, worth it?
[01:00:52]  And why are you single?
[01:00:55]  Well, let me start with this.
[01:00:56]  I own two Lambos.
[01:00:58]  He drives them simultaneously.
[01:01:00]  They're at Fresh's house.
[01:01:02]  I'm letting him borrow them.
[01:01:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:05]  Thank you, sir.
[01:01:05]  I appreciate that a lot.
[01:01:06]  But let me know if I'm crazy for doing this.
[01:01:09]  But I don't tell women that I drive them.
[01:01:12]  Right?
[01:01:12]  Because I want to find the right one.
[01:01:14]  I'm 5'11, but I'm six foot with shoes on.
[01:01:17]  Are you really 5'11?
[01:01:18]  But on dating apps, I put that I'm 5'11.
[01:01:22]  Bought six foot with shoes on.
[01:01:24]  That would be so funny on a dating app.
[01:01:26]  I do that to stay away from the bad apples.
[01:01:29]  Yeah.
[01:01:30]  Okay.
[01:01:30]  Okay.
[01:01:32]  You guys feel me on this one?
[01:01:33]  Yeah, I get what you're saying.
[01:01:34]  I've had some bad piece of fruit.
[01:01:36]  It's not good.
[01:01:36]  It's not good.
[01:01:37]  It's nasty.
[01:01:37]  It's not good.
[01:01:38]  It's fun in a moment, but once you, the aftertaste is terrible.
[01:01:41]  So I think V-Day is a marketing scam.
[01:01:45]  Companies used to profit off of individuals that want to say, here's the Valentine's Day present, babe.
[01:01:50]  We got you.
[01:01:50]  And it's for women.
[01:01:51]  Let's be honest here.
[01:01:52]  Now, as a guy, though, it's going to cost you.
[01:01:55]  And let's pray that she even stays to visit you the next month because you never know.
[01:02:00]  So I think V-Day was a scam from the very beginning.
[01:02:03]  I disagree.
[01:02:05]  I think it's a way to show people love and that you care about them.
[01:02:09]  Because you don't always get to do that.
[01:02:11]  So like having a day just to remind the people that you care about them, I think it's nice.
[01:02:16]  But I can choose what day I want to do that as the man.
[01:02:18]  Instead of doing it.
[01:02:20]  But it's like a reminder because, you know, men always need reminded about everything.
[01:02:24]  We do.
[01:02:24]  A reminder.
[01:02:24]  A reminder for who?
[01:02:25]  For women.
[01:02:26]  Men don't really get gifts like that.
[01:02:27]  And if they do, it's like mediocre.
[01:02:29]  But it's also helpful for you guys.
[01:02:30]  How else?
[01:02:31]  Wow.
[01:02:32]  Because if you guys get reminded and you show up with gifts and you show that you care, you get rewarded.
[01:02:37]  Wait, how about reminded?
[01:02:39]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:02:40]  How all year I'm taking care of your ass.
[01:02:42]  And when I feel like I'll give you a trip or a gift when I'm ready to do it, I don't have to be told to give you a gift on this day.
[01:02:49]  Yes, you do.
[01:02:51]  You're looking at it too much as like a power standpoint.
[01:02:54]  Like, just like a natural day.
[01:02:57]  Yeah, but here's my point.
[01:02:59]  I'm being told what date to give you a gift.
[01:03:01]  It's definitely a marketing thing for sure.
[01:03:03]  It's marketing.
[01:03:04]  It's a marketing thing.
[01:03:05]  Christmas, Halloween, 4th of July, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Mother's Day.
[01:03:12]  Especially Mother's Day.
[01:03:14]  Me and Dan's Day.
[01:03:16]  My family's all born on holidays.
[01:03:20]  New Year's Eve, the day before Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day.
[01:03:27]  Please don't shout.
[01:03:28]  Yo, listen, I'm not shouting.
[01:03:29]  I'm for giving gifts when you're ready for it.
[01:03:32]  And you know the worst part about this is like you just all mention, oh, I'm single.
[01:03:35]  I'm gonna get gifts from other guys.
[01:03:37]  So now especially as a guy.
[01:03:38]  If I'm your boyfriend, give you a gift.
[01:03:40]  Anyone can do that.
[01:03:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:03:42]  There's no big difference between me give you a gift and another random guy.
[01:03:45]  You know what's trash?
[01:03:46]  I always thought was weird.
[01:03:48]  You know, I like money.
[01:03:50]  Nestor likes money.
[01:03:52]  You ladies like money, right?
[01:03:53]  Yeah.
[01:03:54]  What I always thought was weird is you can't give your lady cash for a gift.
[01:04:02]  A birthday.
[01:04:03]  There we go.
[01:04:05]  Really?
[01:04:06]  In a card.
[01:04:07]  In an envelope.
[01:04:08]  That's always backfired on me.
[01:04:10]  I'm just saying, I've never understood why that doesn't work.
[01:04:14]  I mean, you give it to them any other day of the year.
[01:04:17]  But see, that's what I'm saying, though, is that sort of a dude's different.
[01:04:22]  Yeah.
[01:04:22]  My chick comes up, slash me 200 bucks for my birthday.
[01:04:25]  I go, oh, shit, shouty.
[01:04:26]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:28]  That's never happened, but I'm saying that would be cool.
[01:04:30]  But I know some guys that are pretty big ballers.
[01:04:33]  Look at them like 10K, 20K.
[01:04:34]  On a random day, 10K, I feel like that would be like, honey.
[01:04:38]  But I think for a gift itself, it should be thought about as, okay, you know what?
[01:04:44]  She's into this.
[01:04:46]  This is my actual girl or wife that I really fuck with heavy.
[01:04:49]  I got you.
[01:04:50]  But the point is that, like, you guys are getting gifts from random guys.
[01:04:53]  And if I'm a guy that's your boyfriend, how do I stand out?
[01:04:56]  I'm giving you a gift as well.
[01:04:58]  What's the difference?
[01:04:58]  Lamborghinis.
[01:05:00]  Yeah, but really a Lamborghini.
[01:05:02]  You what?
[01:05:03]  You can't drive.
[01:05:04]  Lamborghini.
[01:05:05]  I don't get it.
[01:05:06]  Hold on.
[01:05:07]  You think you deserve a Lamborghini?
[01:05:09]  Honestly.
[01:05:11]  Yeah.
[01:05:11]  You're fresh.
[01:05:12]  Actually, what they bring to the table.
[01:05:16]  No, no, you said you wanted a Lamborghini, but why do you deserve a Lamborghini?
[01:05:19]  You're only fans.
[01:05:20]  You're not adding any value.
[01:05:21]  What do you bring?
[01:05:23]  You sound like Mickey Mouse.
[01:05:25]  What are we doing here?
[01:05:26]  I'm hilarious.
[01:05:28]  She goes, I'm hilarious.
[01:05:30]  I never got.
[01:05:31]  I like your quarters up.
[01:05:33]  A quarter zip?
[01:05:35]  Oh, he's wearing a bag.
[01:05:36]  Oh, Fresh.
[01:05:36]  She makes you laugh.
[01:05:37]  Hey, guys, Fresh, I got a new swag now.
[01:05:39]  My new swag is quarter zip.
[01:05:40]  If you're part of the gang, Common Sense Gang, you know what time it is.
[01:05:43]  We're stepping up the game.
[01:05:44]  We're working on bettering ourselves.
[01:05:46]  We're in the gym.
[01:05:47]  We're getting money and we're moving towards a better lifestyle as a nigga.
[01:05:51]  Let's go.
[01:05:51]  But Fresh, she made you laugh, Fresh.
[01:05:53]  No, I was laughing because it was kind of dumb, huh?
[01:05:55]  I'm just saying, what's the probability of ever all like all of you bagging a dude with the Lambo?
[01:06:01]  Maybe it's the same guy.
[01:06:02]  What makes you think you deserve to hop with the guy with the Lambo?
[01:06:06]  Did you ride in the Lambo?
[01:06:07]  I honestly don't care to be honest about this.
[01:06:09]  Where's he now?
[01:06:10]  I don't know.
[01:06:11]  I don't think anybody does.
[01:06:12]  Hold on, where's the guy now?
[01:06:13]  In West Palm Beach.
[01:06:15]  Okay, you still dating?
[01:06:16]  No.
[01:06:17]  It's okay.
[01:06:18]  So you got a Lamboroid.
[01:06:19]  Now what?
[01:06:22]  I'm pretty sure it was a right to go.
[01:06:23]  Yo, yo, yo, I promise you, getting into Mexico Car for a night or two is cool, but that doesn't do anything for you long term.
[01:06:31]  You know the worst part?
[01:06:32]  When they record it, I'm in a Lambo.
[01:06:34]  I'm in a Ferrari.
[01:06:34]  I'm in a Rolls Weiss.
[01:06:36]  Like, we know you've been in a guy's car.
[01:06:37]  It's an L. I'm just saying, because when I go around town, I don't live in Miami, but when I go around regular world anywhere other than here and when I lived in LA, maybe certain pockets of New York, it's like it's like ugly people are with ugly people.
[01:06:56]  You know, it's like fat people are usually with fat people.
[01:07:00]  That's like how it usually works.
[01:07:02]  But it reminds me of different things.
[01:07:03]  You're not saying, okay.
[01:07:04]  Yeah.
[01:07:04]  We're in fairytale.
[01:07:06]  You're right.
[01:07:06]  We're in fairytale then.
[01:07:07]  It's a little bit different.
[01:07:07]  Social America is different.
[01:07:08]  Yeah.
[01:07:09]  But also opposite to chart, too.
[01:07:12]  I'm going to call bullshit on that.
[01:07:13]  I'm going to call bullshit on that.
[01:07:14]  Not really.
[01:07:15]  Money attracts.
[01:07:16]  Yeah.
[01:07:17]  You can send money.
[01:07:17]  Honestly, if you want a successful relationship, find a guy you're going to be best friends with and you want to have sex.
[01:07:22]  You're golden.
[01:07:24]  That's real.
[01:07:25]  I think if you can have a good foundation and have trust and respect, you can go along with it.
[01:07:31]  The wanting to hang out with each other aside from sex part, way more important.
[01:07:35]  Yeah.
[01:07:35]  A thousand percent.
[01:07:36]  You got it better, though.
[01:07:37]  And you got to want to have sex too.
[01:07:38]  I mean, it's part of the deal.
[01:07:40]  I agree.
[01:07:41]  Yeah, you got to want to be attracted to him.
[01:07:43]  But I'm saying if you could be stoked to hang out with your partner, like you guys are literally best friends.
[01:07:50]  Oh, you're fucking in.
[01:07:52]  I only know this from experience.
[01:07:53]  Yeah.
[01:07:54]  Yeah, you're fucking good.
[01:07:55]  It's a little bit harder, but okay, so it's hard.
[01:07:57]  It's definitely hard to find.
[01:07:58]  But if you do, go for it.
[01:08:00]  Sometimes it makes it toxic, though, because it's like, that's your best friend.
[01:08:03]  You always want to be with her.
[01:08:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:06]  Oh, I'm so sick of Britney Spears stuff.
[01:08:09]  Yeah, you can't please him, bro.
[01:08:10]  You can't please him.
[01:08:11]  I feel like when you spend every day with someone for so long, like it definitely makes you guys clash.
[01:08:18]  Well, you need some separation at church and state.
[01:08:20]  You got to have your day, if it's meant to be, it's going to be like regardless.
[01:08:24]  Yeah, I agree with that.
[01:08:24]  I agree with that.
[01:08:25]  Unless you change your mind.
[01:08:26]  All right, so we got a video here to play that illustrates what girls want on V-Day.
[01:08:30]  They want a bunch of requirements for Valentine's Day, and hopefully, if they get it, you might be able to smash.
[01:08:36]  Here we go.
[01:08:37]  And you know the weird part about V-Day, bro?
[01:08:39]  All this marketing that's done for V-Day is only for women, bro.
[01:08:43]  Men don't want to get shit.
[01:08:45]  So it's a side out, man.
[01:08:46]  Okay, but why is the quiet?
[01:08:49]  Here we go.
[01:08:50]  Scroll now if you're sensitive.
[01:08:52]  This is for my young ladies.
[01:08:54]  If you are intimate with anybody and they don't have enough common sense to get you something for Valentine's Day.
[01:09:01]  By the way, I saw her in the gym today, and I wanted to say, like, I'm about to wrap to your video tonight.
[01:09:06]  I want to bring her on, but yeah, she was kind of, I guess she knew who I was, whatever.
[01:09:11]  All right, let's play.
[01:09:13]  You better be celibate for the remainder of the year.
[01:09:18]  Because even if you guys aren't in a committed relationship, all women love little sweet somethings.
[01:09:23]  Oh, yeah.
[01:09:24]  Okay?
[01:09:24]  And if he doesn't have enough common sense to say, let me go to Trader Joe's and maybe get her some $12 flowers at the minimum, you have no responsibility giving that man that box.
[01:09:39]  Okay?
[01:09:40]  Common sense would tell him to get you some chocolate or something.
[01:09:43]  You know, some women like video games.
[01:09:44]  Get me a video game.
[01:09:45]  Get me a new controller.
[01:09:46]  Different women like different things.
[01:09:47]  He knows exactly what you like.
[01:09:48]  He knows what you're into because he be inside you.
[01:09:51]  Do not allow a man to act like Valentine's Day is only for relationships.
[01:09:56]  If he's intimate with you, he should be able to comprehend to get her a little sweet something for Valentine's Day.
[01:10:03]  Now, if you allow it to not be that way because you're like, oh, I don't care about Valentine's Day.
[01:10:08]  No, all women care.
[01:10:09]  We all care, especially from the right guy.
[01:10:11]  We all care.
[01:10:13]  But we'll use a coping mechanism.
[01:10:14]  I don't care about Valentine's Day.
[01:10:16]  I've said it.
[01:10:16]  I love Valentine's Day.
[01:10:18]  I love Valentine's Day.
[01:10:20]  And if you don't know that all women love a little sweet something, I have no business giving you anything.
[01:10:25]  So now, don't be disappointed if he doesn't, but create boundaries.
[01:10:31]  Okay.
[01:10:32]  Sorry, my finger's all in your face.
[01:10:34]  So that's the idea.
[01:10:36]  You got to give her something, even if it's not your boy.
[01:10:40]  Even if you're not her boyfriend, get something from him.
[01:10:43]  If not, look at him in the box.
[01:10:44]  Most men got to learn the hard way, man.
[01:10:46]  Yeah.
[01:10:47]  If you're hooking up with somebody, I think you should.
[01:10:51]  But why?
[01:10:51]  You get a gift from other people.
[01:10:53]  Yeah.
[01:10:53]  Like you just mentioned multiple guys give you gifts.
[01:10:55]  At least you're hooking up with them.
[01:10:58]  Yeah, but you're not my girl.
[01:10:59]  You're spending time with them.
[01:11:00]  You're not my wife.
[01:11:02]  Sharing an experience with them.
[01:11:04]  But why do you deserve a gift?
[01:11:06]  I don't get it.
[01:11:07]  Because we're humans.

=== Sharing Yacht Gifts (04:52) ===

[01:11:08]  Yeah.
[01:11:08]  I mean, it's decent, especially if y'all are messing around.
[01:11:13]  Yeah.
[01:11:13]  I feel like, how could we all live a better life on the earth instead of just counting things?
[01:11:21]  Bro, you spit bullshit right now.
[01:11:22]  You don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now.
[01:11:23]  We all had Lamborghinis, man.
[01:11:26]  Boombaya.
[01:11:27]  602 Lamborghinis.
[01:11:28]  Lamborghinis.
[01:11:29]  And Burko and the yachts every fucking week.
[01:11:31]  Yeah, so you're telling me because we smashed one time, a couple times.
[01:11:37]  You deserve a gift.
[01:11:38]  If you're continuously, like if you're smashing in between February 1st and February 30th, 28th, 28th, then you should be getting gifts.
[01:11:52]  All right, let me ask you a real question.
[01:11:54]  Everybody's been thinking about it.
[01:11:56]  How many yachts have you been on?
[01:11:58]  Ooh, probably like five.
[01:12:01]  Five yachts?
[01:12:02]  Don't lie to me.
[01:12:03]  Maybe five.
[01:12:04]  Five yachts?
[01:12:06]  Not talk about big boats.
[01:12:07]  I'm talking yachts.
[01:12:09]  Yeah, probably like a helicopter on the motherfucker.
[01:12:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:12:12]  No, not yet.
[01:12:15]  You haven't been on it.
[01:12:16]  Not a helicopter yacht.
[01:12:18]  All right.
[01:12:19]  Y'all get it to me when we get to the helicopter yacht.
[01:12:21]  But I go with my friends, so it's different.
[01:12:23]  I don't just go out with random people on yachts.
[01:12:26]  If my friend group who does content wants to invite me, or if I have friends visiting and they want to take me on a yacht, I'll be like, I've been on two yachts, and it was because I was with the women who got us on the yacht.
[01:12:40]  I was just the guy with them.
[01:12:41]  Like, what's up?
[01:12:42]  You know, what's up, bitches?
[01:12:44]  I got three women with me.
[01:12:45]  I'm coming on.
[01:12:47]  They were usually pretty tight.
[01:12:48]  They were like, oh, yeah, one dude who's cool.
[01:12:49]  Like, yeah, come on.
[01:12:50]  But that was the only time I've been on like a, because I don't know anybody who fucking owns a yacht.
[01:12:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:12:55]  Normally, you got to bring nice boats that are expensive, quarter million dollar boats, but that's not a yacht.
[01:13:01]  Yeah.
[01:13:01]  That's a basic.
[01:13:02]  How many yachts have you been on?
[01:13:04]  Maybe like seven.
[01:13:06]  Seven yachts?
[01:13:07]  You're 19 years old.
[01:13:08]  Oh, but you're not allowed to do that.
[01:13:11]  State that every time, every time I go on vacation, I met all friends get a yacht, so a lot of them are paid for.
[01:13:17]  Big boats have been on a cigarette boat speedboat.
[01:13:20]  Wait, wait, y'all caught that?
[01:13:22]  She is 19 years old and been on seven yachts.
[01:13:25]  And I probably paid for like four of them by myself with my homegirls.
[01:13:28]  What, 20 bucks?
[01:13:29]  Oh, okay.
[01:13:31]  So, like, we pay for like a snorkel and yacht day, like, when we go out of the country.
[01:13:36]  Oh, okay.
[01:13:36]  I got you.
[01:13:37]  Like a charter boat.
[01:13:38]  Couple hundred dollars.
[01:13:39]  Oh, a charter, but that's not a yacht party.
[01:13:42]  A yacht party boat.
[01:13:43]  Yeah, we didn't talk about a yacht.
[01:13:45]  But Fresh and Jack, that's not her money, though.
[01:13:48]  Oh, yeah, it is.
[01:13:50]  Your boyfriend was with you for five years, right?
[01:13:51]  Are you going to stay on a yacht?
[01:13:53]  Yeah, but those four yachts were probably within, like, I've been on vacation a lot within the last like year.
[01:13:59]  Bro, you ain't got a lot of fun.
[01:14:00]  And my boyfriend was a college student.
[01:14:01]  He didn't pay for shit.
[01:14:02]  I made way more money.
[01:14:05]  I want to be a yacht.
[01:14:07]  That's what I'm trying to say.
[01:14:08]  But how many women get to be yachts?
[01:14:10]  See, my chick used to sell yachts.
[01:14:12]  I'm not kidding.
[01:14:13]  She really did.
[01:14:13]  Yeah.
[01:14:15]  I thought that was impressive because I was like, I was like, you sold a yacht?
[01:14:18]  She goes, yeah.
[01:14:19]  Yo, get this right, guys.
[01:14:21]  Imagine she's 19 years old.
[01:14:23]  And you said you bought your own yachts, which that's like a charter fishing boat.
[01:14:27]  You said both.
[01:14:28]  I've been on those plenty, though.
[01:14:30]  $100 each.
[01:14:31]  Yeah, but you're fishing for you.
[01:14:32]  But imagine you're like, you know what?
[01:14:34]  I see her as a viable option, which I don't know why you would.
[01:14:36]  And you say, you know what?
[01:14:37]  We're getting a yacht, babe.
[01:14:38]  She's like, I've been on like 10 yachts already.
[01:14:40]  Five years.
[01:14:41]  Yeah, five yards.
[01:14:41]  I'm like, she's like, what, what?
[01:14:43]  So you're on the first person showing her yacht.
[01:14:44]  She's like, why are you so insecure?
[01:14:47]  Well, no, we're just saying.
[01:14:48]  We just don't own yachts.
[01:14:51]  Why don't you just share an experience together?
[01:14:53]  Because it's a new experience because you're with the other person.
[01:14:56]  Look, I'm having a hard time trying to accept the fact that I'll never own a yacht.
[01:15:00]  That's like saying because you've been to a restaurant before.
[01:15:02]  It's not the same.
[01:15:03]  Literally.
[01:15:03]  It's not the same.
[01:15:04]  You can't go to another restaurant.
[01:15:05]  It's not the same as a yacht.
[01:15:06]  It's a different yacht.
[01:15:07]  It's not the same as a yacht.
[01:15:09]  Can I ask Stacey something?
[01:15:10]  Are you going to get a brand new bed if someone else has slept on it before?
[01:15:13]  Yeah.
[01:15:14]  Hold on.
[01:15:14]  That's not the point.
[01:15:15]  Every two weeks, I have to have a bunch of people.
[01:15:16]  If you're having sucks out of bed, are you going to get a brand new bed?
[01:15:20]  We all know what happens on yachts.
[01:15:22]  Come on now.
[01:15:23]  We know what happens on beds.
[01:15:24]  What happens on a yacht?
[01:15:26]  Tanny eating.
[01:15:28]  Go ahead, Nestor.
[01:15:29]  Stacy something.
[01:15:30]  What?
[01:15:30]  Wait, Drinking?
[01:15:31]  You know, there's a difference between a boat, or sorry, a yacht and a cruise.
[01:15:35]  Well, Disney's got a cruise.
[01:15:38]  It's a job application.
[01:15:40]  Oh, you're an asshole.
[01:15:41]  I'm sorry, I mean that.
[01:15:44]  I know you're faking that voice.
[01:15:45]  I'm not.
[01:15:46]  The joke is wearing a badge.
[01:15:47]  No, no, she's not.
[01:15:48]  That's her voice, bro.
[01:15:49]  No, that's literally her voice.
[01:15:52]  He could be right, though.
[01:15:53]  He could be right.
[01:15:55]  What if it's the long con?
[01:15:56]  It'll take a lot.
[01:15:57]  That's hard.
[01:15:58]  I literally explained how my parents used to ground me for this.

=== Why New Beds Matter (05:25) ===

[01:16:01]  What?
[01:16:02]  Because they genuinely thought it's a good thing.
[01:16:03]  Jack, I've heard her talk randomly to people outside of this, and I'm like, that's her real voice, bro.
[01:16:07]  Like, no joke.
[01:16:08]  Well, yeah, didn't Paris Hilton voice too.
[01:16:12]  Didn't Paris Hilton fake her voice for like ever?
[01:16:15]  I think she really did.
[01:16:16]  I swear to God.
[01:16:17]  The long con.
[01:16:18]  The long con.
[01:16:20]  That might be it then.
[01:16:20]  The long con.
[01:16:21]  The long con?
[01:16:22]  She was really faking her voice.
[01:16:25]  Place your bets for.
[01:16:26]  All right, you know what?
[01:16:27]  No, we don't get that much.
[01:16:28]  Can someone talk her like quickly?
[01:16:30]  Oh, no.
[01:16:32]  Yo, chill, bro.
[01:16:34]  I'm just a guest on the show.
[01:16:36]  Yeah, nah, that was not.
[01:16:38]  That was Chris is weird, bro.
[01:16:40]  Hey, I mean, we can move on.
[01:16:42]  All right, cool.
[01:16:43]  We got some chats here, and Chris is definitely ain't gonna be a good one.
[01:16:45]  That's messed up stuff, man.
[01:16:46]  Reported for that.
[01:16:48]  Comedy skit.
[01:16:49]  Yep.
[01:16:50]  All right.
[01:16:51]  What is the first one?
[01:16:52]  Got you, bro.
[01:16:53]  DJ Diamond Jim says, Ladies, if a man pays all your bills and protects you, is he wrong for not celebrating or buying you anything for Valentine's Day?
[01:17:01]  Oh, that's a good point.
[01:17:02]  Yeah, but how many men are paying all of their women's bills?
[01:17:05]  I wouldn't say many.
[01:17:06]  If you can afford to pay bills, then you can afford to go out and get something.
[01:17:10]  So it would just be because you're not being thoughtful and you don't feel like getting something.
[01:17:14]  It wouldn't even be because you don't have the money.
[01:17:15]  Oh, I always get my checks, though.
[01:17:17]  Why do you gifts have to be physical things?
[01:17:20]  They don't.
[01:17:22]  They don't.
[01:17:22]  They could be a serious thing.
[01:17:24]  It could be a picnic.
[01:17:25]  Because men's stuff.
[01:17:26]  That's physical.
[01:17:27]  You don't have to have anything at the picnic.
[01:17:28]  You could lay down a blanket and we could look at the stars for Valentine's Day.
[01:17:31]  You could just stare into her eyes for what seems like five minutes.
[01:17:34]  Yeah.
[01:17:35]  It's my type of gift.
[01:17:36]  You might laugh, but it works.
[01:17:38]  Well, if a guy spends all his money on bills, like an apartment and a car and all this stuff.
[01:17:44]  And food.
[01:17:45]  Your well-being.
[01:17:47]  What if they don't have any more money for flowers or anything else?
[01:17:53]  But would you care, though?
[01:17:54]  Would you understand that?
[01:17:55]  Yeah.
[01:17:55]  No, you won't.
[01:17:56]  No, no.
[01:17:56]  Come on, girl.
[01:17:57]  How long would you design it for?
[01:17:59]  Every year?
[01:18:00]  Nah.
[01:18:01]  You get no gifts.
[01:18:02]  No travel.
[01:18:03]  Come on now.
[01:18:04]  I would say most of America would go along with it.
[01:18:10]  Yeah.
[01:18:10]  The issue is that, like, right.
[01:18:11]  There's really no other choice.
[01:18:12]  Tell him is vapid amongst women.
[01:18:15]  Like, he could go pick some flowers off the ground.
[01:18:19]  Yeah.
[01:18:20]  But you wouldn't.
[01:18:20]  You wouldn't take that.
[01:18:21]  Yeah.
[01:18:21]  She'd take it if they're nice.
[01:18:24]  I've done it.
[01:18:24]  It works.
[01:18:26]  No, I mean, her specifically.
[01:18:27]  Yeah.
[01:18:28]  She would do it.
[01:18:29]  Yeah, you know what?
[01:18:30]  You're right, John.
[01:18:30]  You're a stripper.
[01:18:31]  What do you mean?
[01:18:31]  I'm sized up.
[01:18:32]  You're a stripper.
[01:18:33]  What do you mean you take flowers?
[01:18:34]  But friends, she did a smoke perk.
[01:18:36]  She got bullshit in her mouth.
[01:18:38]  Yeah, bro.
[01:18:39]  There's no way.
[01:18:40]  There's no way.
[01:18:40]  Dude, if you get a nice, a nice, what's that?
[01:18:44]  Eucalyptus.
[01:18:45]  No, what is that?
[01:18:46]  What's that flower?
[01:18:48]  Anyway, something nice.
[01:18:49]  She'll take it.
[01:18:50]  Hibiscus.
[01:18:51]  Yes, they love that.
[01:18:52]  Well, she has to actually like you for that to work.
[01:18:55]  Really like you.
[01:18:55]  Okay, yeah.
[01:18:56]  Because if she's like you, no, but no, there's no chance.
[01:18:59]  No way.
[01:18:59]  Not a chance.
[01:19:00]  No shot.
[01:19:01]  Okay.
[01:19:02]  Well, she'll take them.
[01:19:04]  But you probably say thank you.
[01:19:05]  I'm going to appreciate it, though.
[01:19:06]  Yeah, she'll go thanks.
[01:19:07]  You know?
[01:19:08]  Okay, so your ideal gift from a guy, what would I be?
[01:19:11]  Lamborghini.
[01:19:12]  What?
[01:19:12]  No money.
[01:19:13]  Yeah, a car.
[01:19:14]  Yeah, I know it.
[01:19:16]  Dude, if you buy a chick a car, it's a wrap.
[01:19:19]  Stun.
[01:19:20]  I mean, it's, you know, specifically.
[01:19:21]  Your man pays all your bills.
[01:19:22]  He doesn't buy a gift on V-Day.
[01:19:24]  Is he out?
[01:19:25]  Is he in?
[01:19:26]  I would be kind of upset.
[01:19:27]  I'm not going to do that.
[01:19:28]  She's going to be upset.
[01:19:28]  I'd be kind of.
[01:19:29]  Would you tell him?
[01:19:30]  I'll just be like mad about it.
[01:19:31]  What about just like a handwritten card?
[01:19:33]  No, like I felt like you had like it's one day.
[01:19:37]  It's one day.
[01:19:38]  You had this time.
[01:19:39]  But when he's working his ass off, that doesn't matter.
[01:19:42]  You had this time.
[01:19:43]  He's grinding 12 hours a day just to feed the family, make sure you're good.
[01:19:47]  And maybe a vacation later on.
[01:19:49]  What if he had a valid excuse?
[01:19:50]  Yeah.
[01:19:51]  One day.
[01:19:52]  One day.
[01:19:52]  Like ahead of time.
[01:19:53]  Like, hey, honey, two weeks from now.
[01:19:55]  I would be kind of upset.
[01:19:56]  I'm not going to lie.
[01:19:57]  Yeah, I'd probably be upset.
[01:19:58]  I'd be kind of mad.
[01:19:59]  Wow.
[01:20:00]  What about you?
[01:20:02]  Like, did I get him anything?
[01:20:04]  No, he pays all the bills.
[01:20:06]  So I didn't get him anything for Valentine's Day.
[01:20:08]  No.
[01:20:09]  No.
[01:20:10]  If I got him nothing and he got me nothing, then I guess I wouldn't be upset.
[01:20:16]  That's kind of fair.
[01:20:19]  Yeah, but that's like when someone says we're not doing gifts this year, but really they're doing gifts this year.
[01:20:24]  Yeah.
[01:20:24]  No one ever says that and means it.
[01:20:27]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:20:27]  No, man.
[01:20:28]  She breaks up.
[01:20:29]  What would you do?
[01:20:31]  I think that it's one month or like one day out of the year and you have all year to prepare for yourself.
[01:20:37]  What about like if you're really, I don't know.
[01:20:39]  Same thing.
[01:20:40]  Like if you're really about to broke, okay, then better start putting a dollar away every day.
[01:20:44]  But what about an anniversary?
[01:20:45]  Or pick up some extra shifts?
[01:20:46]  I agree.
[01:20:47]  I've never had a bad thing.
[01:20:48]  If your bills are that high, then maybe you should re-evaluate your life.
[01:20:51]  Re-evaluate, get a better job.
[01:20:53]  Maybe, maybe.
[01:20:56]  Maybe sell your house and get a smaller house.
[01:20:58]  Yeah.
[01:20:59]  So you gotta, you gotta really restructure yourself just to make her happy for one day.
[01:21:05]  Got you.
[01:21:06]  Why would you want to be unstable?
[01:21:09]  Like, why would you want to be like, as a man, be like, oh man, get my girl a Valentine's Day gift?
[01:21:15]  Did you have a simp daddy?
[01:21:16]  Simply, my dad is just a little bit of a dad.
[01:21:19]  My dad's definitely not rich, but he definitely tried his best and does everything to provide.
[01:21:24]  Are you like his princess?
[01:21:25]  I'm the youngest.

=== Why Men Strive (12:00) ===

[01:21:27]  I'm not afraid of Simpson.
[01:21:31]  But I've never been spoiled just because he's never had money like that, but like he does what he can.
[01:21:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:41]  But anything my grandma.
[01:21:44]  Yo, we're so cooked, bro.
[01:21:45]  I promise you, dating is cooked, bro.
[01:21:47]  Like, I'm not men.
[01:21:50]  So both parties are cooked.
[01:21:54]  What's the next one, bro?
[01:21:55]  That's true.
[01:21:56]  I promise you, like, that's why niggas go to Columbia, bro.
[01:21:58]  They go to Brazil.
[01:21:59]  They go somewhere else because, bro, this is insane.
[01:22:02]  Do women have a fly out version?
[01:22:06]  Like, is that a thing?
[01:22:07]  A what?
[01:22:08]  Like, you know, how guys will go find men?
[01:22:10]  You know, they'll go to like, you know, Peru or some shit, or they'll go to the other side.
[01:22:13]  Yeah, like, maybe Israel.
[01:22:16]  They'll go to Bangkok.
[01:22:17]  That was my type.
[01:22:18]  No, but I'm saying that.
[01:22:19]  Like Israel, they have really hot guys there.
[01:22:22]  Oh, like chics and shit.
[01:22:24]  They look like models.
[01:22:25]  Oh.
[01:22:26]  What about at Mexico or Tulum?
[01:22:27]  Because I'm not going to go over there for like a fun time.
[01:22:29]  But are there like really rich dudes there?
[01:22:31]  No, they just go to Smash.
[01:22:32]  Okay.
[01:22:33]  Like, for example, they'll go there as a group.
[01:22:35]  Guys meet them there, they smash and then go back home.
[01:22:37]  Yeah, but you get what I'm saying, right?
[01:22:39]  What's like the equipment?
[01:22:40]  Passport girl?
[01:22:40]  No.
[01:22:41]  Yeah, what's the equipment for that?
[01:22:42]  No, there's no Passport girl.
[01:22:44]  That shit doesn't work, bro.
[01:22:46]  Well, they could just do it anywhere.
[01:22:48]  Also, the guys that are over there, most of them are not successful like that.
[01:22:51]  So you're going to dunk it for that guy in Daniel.
[01:22:53]  Yeah, you're going to downgrade over there.
[01:22:55]  Or it's not going to work.
[01:22:56]  Yeah.
[01:22:56]  I feel like if I'm going on a trip, it's to like swim in the ocean or like enjoy my trip.
[01:23:01]  Not like thinking about like this guy am I going to find a fuck liner?
[01:23:05]  Wait, hold on.
[01:23:06]  No, no, I don't.
[01:23:07]  Yeah.
[01:23:08]  I was just wondering.
[01:23:09]  Yeah, no valid question.
[01:23:10]  Look at my European girl.
[01:23:14]  Europe too.
[01:23:15]  Women love a dude with an accent.
[01:23:17]  Yeah.
[01:23:17]  I hate them.
[01:23:18]  I think it's so fucking annoying.
[01:23:20]  Wait, you think that's your voice, bro?
[01:23:22]  What are you talking about?
[01:23:23]  She's like, I've got enough accents for all of us.
[01:23:26]  She is raised baiting you, Master.
[01:23:28]  Don't be a hypocrite.
[01:23:29]  No, I think accents are annoying.
[01:23:32]  What?
[01:23:33]  Do you hear yourself?
[01:23:34]  I don't think you can hear yourself right now.
[01:23:36]  I don't think I could date a woman with a thick accent.
[01:23:38]  I don't think I could do it.
[01:23:40]  Chocolate blitz.
[01:23:43]  I don't think it would work out long term for me.
[01:23:46]  It's only a couple weeks.
[01:23:47]  At the beginning, it's fun and it's funny as a hot kid.
[01:23:49]  A few weeks.
[01:23:50]  Hell yeah.
[01:23:50]  But the French accent, bro, you guys be crazy.
[01:23:53]  It's funny at the beginning, like, yeah, this is the man them.
[01:23:57]  Fresh ching chung.
[01:23:58]  Chill, man.
[01:23:59]  Fresh ching chung.
[01:24:00]  Get into my head.
[01:24:01]  Hey, Fresh, the baby.
[01:24:03]  Nah, that was terrible.
[01:24:04]  I like Australian accents.
[01:24:06]  Yeah.
[01:24:06]  Yes.
[01:24:07]  Hot Australian accents.
[01:24:10]  I actually made out with an Australian guy named the Donut Dottie.
[01:24:14]  No.
[01:24:14]  And he has like 1.7 million followers.
[01:24:17]  Shut up.
[01:24:18]  Really?
[01:24:19]  You made it with a guy?
[01:24:21]  Yeah.
[01:24:22]  Dude, it's unfair.
[01:24:23]  He's famous, though.
[01:24:25]  That makes sense.
[01:24:25]  Well, the Spanish is a drink.
[01:24:26]  That makes her better.
[01:24:27]  Yo, Ness.
[01:24:29]  It's a real thing, bro.
[01:24:31]  I don't have clout.
[01:24:32]  Don't talk to me like that.
[01:24:33]  This girl just said he has clout and I just can't.
[01:24:37]  I know, but it sounds so nasty.
[01:24:38]  So what?
[01:24:39]  Full send.
[01:24:40]  He's got clout.
[01:24:41]  Full send.
[01:24:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:24:42]  It's not a good look.
[01:24:44]  Not at all.
[01:24:44]  I just don't care, bro.
[01:24:45]  Did he smash?
[01:24:46]  He's hot.
[01:24:47]  No.
[01:24:47]  But that's, but that's even on a low level, even if a guy in your group is perceived as popular, not even famous, famous, but just like remotely popular in a small setting in a small town, that even holds weight.
[01:25:04]  I've done it.
[01:25:05]  Yeah.
[01:25:05]  It's a real thing.
[01:25:06]  You can have a status within your own community.
[01:25:07]  Yeah.
[01:25:08]  It works too.
[01:25:08]  Yeah, it works.
[01:25:09]  Like you get known around town, people know who you are.
[01:25:10]  You pull up.
[01:25:11]  So it works in your favor.
[01:25:12]  But I mean, kissing a guy because he has clout is kind of a no, but he's hot.
[01:25:17]  Yeah, of course he's hot.
[01:25:18]  I'm not even famous, and chicks hit me up on Instagram and I'm like, who are you?
[01:25:22]  Yeah.
[01:25:22]  Yeah.
[01:25:22]  I'm like.
[01:25:23]  It's because you're on the internet.
[01:25:24]  You're everywhere.
[01:25:25]  I know, but I'm saying, like, I'm not famous, though.
[01:25:28]  But you don't need to be.
[01:25:29]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:25:30]  You could just be just enough popular.
[01:25:31]  Yeah.
[01:25:32]  You're fucking in like Flynn.
[01:25:34]  Imagine whatever can get you access, even if you're not that known worldwide.
[01:25:40]  Back in the day, you had to meet actor, celebrity.
[01:25:43]  Now it's just like, some clout, some followers, you're good.
[01:25:46]  Yeah.
[01:25:46]  It works.
[01:25:47]  No, it does.
[01:25:47]  What's the next one?
[01:25:50]  Owen Fool says, Jack, been watching since 30k subs.
[01:25:54]  Shout out to you.
[01:25:55]  Let's go.
[01:25:56]  Thought the girl in pink was cute until she started talking.
[01:25:58]  LOL.
[01:25:59]  That's kind of mean.
[01:26:02]  I don't talk on OnlyFans.
[01:26:04]  I just don't talk on OnlyFans.
[01:26:06]  I just moan on OF.
[01:26:08]  Oh, that's fucked up.
[01:26:10]  Yeah, wow.
[01:26:13]  She's got a fucking bachelor's.
[01:26:14]  This is horseshit.
[01:26:15]  She knows what she's doing.
[01:26:17]  Stray away from our live streams.
[01:26:19]  I promise you, this is an act.
[01:26:21]  That's insane, bro.
[01:26:23]  That's insane.
[01:26:25]  Yeah.
[01:26:25]  Is she moaning in this?
[01:26:26]  Subscribe.
[01:26:27]  What the fuck's going on?
[01:26:28]  Don't subscribe.
[01:26:29]  This is terrible.
[01:26:31]  What's the next one?
[01:26:35]  We got here.
[01:26:35]  Stop snipping through Force.
[01:26:37]  Yo, girl in the pink.
[01:26:38]  You've been on Fresh and Fit like three to four times this past year alone.
[01:26:42]  Have you actually learned anything from all these panels?
[01:26:44]  Nope.
[01:26:46]  That's a good question.
[01:26:49]  I don't think everything you guys are saying is bad.
[01:26:52]  I disagree with some points.
[01:26:54]  I get the point that you're trying to make men like, I guess, less like less simps.
[01:27:03]  But I think women are great and they should be respected and treated like they're great.
[01:27:08]  They're all great, but like you guys never really acknowledge that.
[01:27:12]  No, women are great when they're following your program.
[01:27:16]  Because the problem is, if you're the boss in that relationship, what's going to happen?
[01:27:21]  It's not going to work properly.
[01:27:22]  Yeah, I think men should learn how to be leaders.
[01:27:25]  Women want leaders.
[01:27:27]  Yeah.
[01:27:27]  Yeah.
[01:27:27]  So why do you want to date a simp?
[01:27:29]  You don't want to.
[01:27:29]  And if you do, it's because you want to use them.
[01:27:32]  Yep.
[01:27:32]  No.
[01:27:33]  I feel like there's a bad caring towards me.
[01:27:36]  Yeah.
[01:27:37]  No, no, no, no.
[01:27:38]  There's no friends.
[01:27:38]  You can be a simp and still be respected and a leader.
[01:27:42]  How?
[01:27:43]  How?
[01:27:45]  That doesn't make any sense.
[01:27:46]  You don't even have to, just because you're carrying doesn't mean you're a simp.
[01:27:48]  You don't even have to be a simp.
[01:27:49]  You just have to be like, you don't believe that shit.
[01:27:52]  That's full ascension.
[01:27:53]  That is literally.
[01:27:53]  That's a full leader.
[01:27:54]  No, but that is full ascension.
[01:27:57]  Being a respected, successful man and being a simp for your woman.
[01:28:01]  You don't believe it, bullshit.
[01:28:02]  What do you mean?
[01:28:03]  Because that whole statement you made, you were smirking just now.
[01:28:07]  No, I believe you.
[01:28:09]  I like guys.
[01:28:11]  Like, are dominant and possessive.
[01:28:13]  Oh, yeah, but also like nice.
[01:28:17]  Like, you don't have to be an asshole to be dominant.
[01:28:20]  You can tell me what to do and be respectful when you tell me.
[01:28:23]  You want a guy to be a real mana leader and still be nice to you in a way that's passive.
[01:28:29]  That doesn't work that way.
[01:28:30]  It literally dominates.
[01:28:33]  If a man is emotionally mature enough, it does.
[01:28:35]  Oh, emotional mature.
[01:28:36]  Oh, emotional maturity.
[01:28:38]  Piper, you're 19.
[01:28:40]  What about it?
[01:28:42]  What do you know about guys being emotional mature about shit?
[01:28:46]  Anything.
[01:28:47]  I mean, I feel like when you're in a five-year relationship, you learn a lot.
[01:28:52]  The wrong nigga mentioned one.
[01:28:53]  You said five years, it was done in a drink.
[01:28:56]  So listen, I believe you want a guy with this leader, but you can't talk because you pick somebody that's not a leader.
[01:29:02]  So it's like, do you even know what that means?
[01:29:05]  No, she fucked 10 guys.
[01:29:07]  10?
[01:29:08]  You said five body count times two.
[01:29:10]  No, my body counts zero.
[01:29:11]  All right.
[01:29:12]  We did get baptized.
[01:29:13]  I literally just got baptized yesterday.
[01:29:15]  It is zero.
[01:29:16]  Thank you.
[01:29:16]  We took my dog, too.
[01:29:18]  Please don't.
[01:29:18]  Like, yo, you know what's crazy about myself?
[01:29:21]  And Nester, they've turned church into like a come as you go.
[01:29:25]  I'm here for a photo.
[01:29:26]  And then back to my church.
[01:29:28]  And it's like kind of like disgusting because that's not cool, bro.
[01:29:31]  Like, just say you're not Christian.
[01:29:32]  Just say you're not following the Lord.
[01:29:34]  Go through your shit.
[01:29:35]  But to go back, like, that's insane, bro.
[01:29:37]  Look at Nala.
[01:29:38]  I don't post every time I go to church.
[01:29:41]  I posted my baptism on my OF one time.
[01:29:43]  Oh, that's.
[01:29:44]  That's like, that's a new level.
[01:29:50]  Jack, you what?
[01:29:51]  No, you, you, you think, like, that's impressive, man.
[01:29:56]  And I cheated.
[01:29:59]  It did really well.
[01:30:00]  You think to yourself.
[01:30:01]  I actually got baptized too last year.
[01:30:04]  A lot of men of God subscribe to me, and they really liked that video.
[01:30:08]  Wait, wait, so let me get this straight.
[01:30:09]  Just ask you, Jack.
[01:30:10]  So you posted on OnlyFans as a tribute to say you're done.
[01:30:14]  You're still doing OnlyFans?
[01:30:15]  No, I didn't say I was done.
[01:30:17]  It was a tribute to become a virgin again.
[01:30:19]  Is this a bitch?
[01:30:20]  I posted it on my subscribers to the best.
[01:30:23]  She's weighted seriously, bro.
[01:30:25]  She has a course in her bio.
[01:30:27]  I do.
[01:30:27]  You have a course.
[01:30:28]  You have to teach girls how to become how to do LLF while still being a virgin and true to themselves.
[01:30:35]  Bro, you are not a virgin.
[01:30:37]  Get your passports, man.
[01:30:38]  Get your passports.
[01:30:39]  Piper.
[01:30:39]  Get ready to leave.
[01:30:40]  It sounds like you're trying to shoot our girl with the red port anyways.
[01:30:44]  Just in general.
[01:30:45]  Just be responsible.
[01:30:46]  I think she quit OF.
[01:30:47]  I do F.
[01:30:48]  I do OF and still.
[01:30:50]  Yo, Piper.
[01:30:51]  And your dad is proud of you.
[01:30:52]  Honestly, your dad is proud of you.
[01:30:53]  Like, really?
[01:30:54]  He's proud of me.
[01:30:56]  I think he's happy though.
[01:30:58]  He is a fresh.
[01:31:01]  I see you, yo.
[01:31:02]  Listen, I used to respect when someone said they're going to go to church, gonna get baptized.
[01:31:08]  They meant it.
[01:31:08]  Now, obviously, you're not perfect.
[01:31:09]  You're gonna backslide here and there, but you doing that is disgusting, actually.
[01:31:13]  Yeah.
[01:31:13]  Because that's like you're throwing it in the face.
[01:31:15]  Yeah, I'm doing this, but like, God, like, that's not cool.
[01:31:18]  Now, you know what, though?
[01:31:21]  In my opinion, the church thing.
[01:31:24]  I mean, it still sounds better than you.
[01:31:28]  Oh, no!
[01:31:30]  Cucks you, man!
[01:31:33]  Someone clipped the...
[01:31:33]  Jack, get her, man!
[01:31:34]  No, but I did go to a Christian school until eighth grade.
[01:31:40]  Two different ones.
[01:31:41]  Lower level ones.
[01:31:44]  Kind of sketchy now that I look back.
[01:31:47]  But at one of them, the principal was fucking the pastor's wife.
[01:31:55]  Did you ever see the Drew Skipper?
[01:31:56]  Wait, stop on campus.
[01:31:58]  And so that school basically shut down because that went, you know, everyone found out about that.
[01:32:04]  You know, and you're like seventh grade going, whoa, dude, Mr. Hicks did what?
[01:32:08]  You know?
[01:32:08]  And so then the next school I went to, the choir teacher was fucking all the students.
[01:32:15]  You gotta remember it was like middle school stuff.
[01:32:17]  So, but this was all Christian school shit.
[01:32:19]  So this all, now that I really think about it, kind of makes all the sense in the world.
[01:32:23]  It's all been there.
[01:32:24]  So it's kind of just like, it's just leveling up.
[01:32:26]  Bro, it just keeps leveling up.
[01:32:28]  I was going to go to a theologian school, theology school in Canada to learn to be a pastor, scripture.
[01:32:35]  And it's crazy because when I found out how the church operates, especially in America, I was like, wait a minute.
[01:32:39]  You're getting government funding to push an agenda and bring gays.
[01:32:43]  Not all of it's bad, but I'm just saying.
[01:32:45]  I know.
[01:32:46]  You could get away with a lot of shit.
[01:32:48]  But look at how it's funded and look at what's being pushed.
[01:32:50]  You have a woman preaching to the congregation.
[01:32:53]  You have a gay man saying, praise the Lord.
[01:32:57]  What are we doing?
[01:32:58]  And then to do this, like, get baptized and put in OnlyFans.
[01:33:01]  What is going on here?
[01:33:02]  I still think that's a bit, though.
[01:33:04]  You gotta be kidding.
[01:33:05]  It's so serious.
[01:33:06]  No way.
[01:33:07]  No, I'm actually known for that.
[01:33:11]  I'm not subscribing, so I will never find out if it's real.
[01:33:14]  No, for what?
[01:33:14]  Listen, listen.
[01:33:15]  We've been doing a lot of things.
[01:33:16]  For getting baptized and posting.
[01:33:18]  Despicable.
[01:33:18]  No, that's that's top-tier shit right there.
[01:33:22]  That's up top.
[01:33:22]  I'm just trying to show people that you can do OF and still like God as close to God.

=== Church Funding Controversies (02:20) ===

[01:33:27]  But you can.
[01:33:28]  You can.
[01:33:28]  Well, apparently, people are.
[01:33:29]  That's my belief.
[01:33:30]  That's my belief.
[01:33:31]  Okay.
[01:33:31]  What does God believe then?
[01:33:32]  Yeah.
[01:33:33]  Forget it.
[01:33:34]  Forget.
[01:33:34]  What does God believe?
[01:33:35]  I think that he.
[01:33:38]  No, no, no.
[01:33:39]  Sorry.
[01:33:39]  Say what?
[01:33:41]  He believes in forgiveness.
[01:33:43]  Okay, but if you would like to say, that's nice.
[01:33:44]  Who are you to judge?
[01:33:46]  Does he believe in judging?
[01:33:47]  Did you read his Bible?
[01:33:48]  No, I just read that.
[01:33:49]  No, no.
[01:33:49]  Did you read his Bible?
[01:33:50]  Have I read the whole Bible?
[01:33:52]  No.
[01:33:52]  No, that's fair.
[01:33:53]  But like, do you know what he says about sin and actual repentance?
[01:33:57]  Do you know what he's saying?
[01:33:58]  Inform me.
[01:33:58]  Inform me.
[01:33:59]  You're doing it as an act of like, hey, buy my OnlyFans.
[01:34:04]  No.
[01:34:05]  You did on OnlyFans.
[01:34:06]  That's the only way you're doing it.
[01:34:08]  You did this before OF, too, though.
[01:34:11]  I just share everything with my subscribers, so it was nothing new.
[01:34:15]  Well, why don't you share it?
[01:34:16]  It's on your Instagram then.
[01:34:17]  I did.
[01:34:17]  It's on your OF.
[01:34:18]  It is on my Instagram.
[01:34:20]  It is on my Instagram.
[01:34:22]  Yo, girls post this as a merch signal.
[01:34:25]  Hey, look at me.
[01:34:26]  Would you post on your own?
[01:34:27]  You know, to be fair, I had a conversation with a subscriber last week.
[01:34:32]  No, but my subscriber last week, I told him he needs to stop.
[01:34:37]  He was going too far in the gooning.
[01:34:39]  And out of respect for him, I told him, like, I have to block you.
[01:34:42]  Like, you're just too much of a goon, or you actually need to go seek help.
[01:34:46]  Like, I'm so scared for you.
[01:34:48]  Does Goony mean not to do that?
[01:34:49]  Does Goomi mean whacking off?
[01:34:51]  It does.
[01:34:52]  He took a video of that key into a coffee and sent it to me and drank it.
[01:34:56]  Yo, yo, yo, you know what?
[01:34:58]  This is verified.
[01:34:59]  Okay, wait, I have to video.
[01:35:01]  That is disgusting.
[01:35:02]  I told him, yo, you know what?
[01:35:03]  My boyfriend.
[01:35:05]  For a commercial break, or from our sponsor, do we?
[01:35:08]  Are you a cap for a commercial break?
[01:35:11]  That was a lot.
[01:35:12]  That was not cool.
[01:35:13]  Yeah, that was so random.
[01:35:14]  That was random.
[01:35:15]  We don't want to know that.
[01:35:17]  TMI.
[01:35:17]  T-Right.
[01:35:18]  If the man gives and gives and gives all ear, let me ask the lady, what the F do y'all give the man?
[01:35:25]  You know, that's a good question, actually.
[01:35:26]  If your man gives you all year gifts and taking care of you, what does he get from you?
[01:35:32]  Whatever he wants.
[01:35:34]  Like what?
[01:35:35]  No, no, no.
[01:35:35]  That's too generic.
[01:35:36]  No, like, literally, like.
[01:35:38]  All right, so he wants a Lambo.
[01:35:40]  Like cologne.
[01:35:40]  No, no, fuck that.
[01:35:41]  I mean, if he's my man for a long time and I can afford a Lambo and he wants a Lambo, yeah, I'd give my man a Lambo.

=== Rough Number Disclosed (03:41) ===

[01:35:48]  200K.
[01:35:49]  Yeah, okay.
[01:35:51]  Please.
[01:35:52]  In my opinion, I don't think 200k is a lot of money, but that's my opinion.
[01:35:56]  How much you make a month?
[01:35:58]  I won't say the exact number or disclose.
[01:36:00]  Rough number.
[01:36:01]  Like 100K, 200K, 50K.
[01:36:04]  Above 50K.
[01:36:05]  That's what that's all I'll say.
[01:36:07]  Really?
[01:36:08]  That's impressive.
[01:36:09]  I'm 19 years old.
[01:36:11]  But that's like baptism.
[01:36:12]  That's like right there, though.
[01:36:14]  You're asking me your money.
[01:36:17]  This is chapter one.
[01:36:18]  It's mostly live streams, though.
[01:36:19]  Bro, she's gone, bro.
[01:36:21]  But that's also like we're talking like top months, like when I'm like live streaming every single day, 10 hours a day.
[01:36:27]  Like, oh, all right.
[01:36:29]  I mean, yeah, realistically long-term.
[01:36:31]  Yo, that's nuts.
[01:36:32]  That's the guy's salary for the year for five hours a day.
[01:36:35]  No, I mean, I get it.
[01:36:36]  I'm in the.
[01:36:37]  I just don't do it naked, but like I make it every time.
[01:36:41]  No, no, I'm saying it's.
[01:36:43]  I make more money when I do.
[01:36:45]  Yeah.
[01:36:46]  Hey, not bullshit each other.
[01:36:48]  Are you scamming?
[01:36:49]  What do you mean?
[01:36:50]  You scamming because if you're not showing to Tanelison, you're scamming.
[01:36:54]  No.
[01:36:55]  I'm not sure.
[01:36:55]  She just makes them late for you.
[01:36:57]  I do a lot of time.
[01:36:58]  She goes tomorrow.
[01:37:00]  I'm doing a lot of public stuff.
[01:37:04]  Long Kong, Jack.
[01:37:05]  My fans like that.
[01:37:07]  You know your shit.
[01:37:09]  We're in the entertainment industry, if you would.
[01:37:13]  So, like, I get it.
[01:37:14]  50K.
[01:37:15]  I'm just like, damn, 19?
[01:37:17]  That's a good one.
[01:37:18]  Yeah, you saw your soul, man.
[01:37:19]  Because you're 19.
[01:37:20]  You saw your soul, man.
[01:37:21]  Red hair fresh.
[01:37:22]  I'm not saying I want to settle down knowing that this all went on with the baptism and your dad should be a shame, bro.
[01:37:28]  Yeah, but you were so fucked up, right?
[01:37:30]  I mean, I'm no saint.
[01:37:31]  I've been with some women that have done some, you know, I guess this one stripper I knew for a while.
[01:37:38]  We were all friends, part of the group.
[01:37:40]  What's her name?
[01:37:41]  This guy locked it.
[01:37:42]  I'm not going to say all that.
[01:37:43]  But everybody in Long Beach around Cherry Park area knows this woman.
[01:37:50]  She was a skate hoe.
[01:37:52]  Stacy.
[01:37:53]  But she was a stripper and she got around town.
[01:37:57]  I'm guilty.
[01:37:58]  It was right there.
[01:38:00]  She was my neighbor.
[01:38:01]  I was like, I guess, you know.
[01:38:03]  But my point is, is like some dude actually locked her down.
[01:38:07]  Like a guy that actually stupid.
[01:38:10]  No, like owned a really big company.
[01:38:12]  Like, homie's balling.
[01:38:13]  Yeah.
[01:38:14]  You know, and good for her, but I remember being like, damn.
[01:38:18]  Yeah, that's rough, dude.
[01:38:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:20]  Like, they settled down.
[01:38:21]  They had kids and shit.
[01:38:22]  And I was like, good for her.
[01:38:23]  But I remember being like, dude, knowing what I know.
[01:38:27]  Jack.
[01:38:27]  Like, knowing what I know.
[01:38:29]  That's a reality.
[01:38:30]  Imagine that happens every single day.
[01:38:32]  That's right.
[01:38:32]  He was a good looking guy, too.
[01:38:34]  And it happens to some of the best because, again, if you're not aware of how women operate, how things are, or even, you know, one must pass.
[01:38:41]  You could be in that scenario.
[01:38:42]  Now, mind you, that's how many dudes, Paulie?
[01:38:45]  Who knows?
[01:38:46]  But that's someone's wife.
[01:38:47]  A lot of men.
[01:38:48]  Wow.
[01:38:49]  I mean, I'm no saint, you know.
[01:38:50]  Of course, but for women, it's different, though.
[01:38:52]  Wow.
[01:38:53]  So he's getting.
[01:38:54]  They're not doing it for free.
[01:38:56]  That's true.
[01:38:57]  They never really are.
[01:38:58]  90% of women are.
[01:39:01]  So you get paid?
[01:39:03]  No, I'm not a stripper.
[01:39:05]  No.
[01:39:05]  I get paid.
[01:39:06]  Yeah, but she's going to hit the tanker, though.
[01:39:09]  You might as well be a stripper.
[01:39:10]  She goes, I'll steal it if I got it.
[01:39:13]  I don't blame you, though.
[01:39:14]  I get it.
[01:39:15]  All right.
[01:39:16]  This is cooked, bro.
[01:39:17]  Yeah, this is not going well.
[01:39:19]  It's not going well at all.
[01:39:20]  What's the next one?
[01:39:22]  Yeah.
[01:39:22]  This is scary, bro, by the way.
[01:39:25]  Wait.
[01:39:26]  T-Wright says, WFNF, W, Jack, love your channel.

=== Shower Cap Moments (04:44) ===

[01:39:29]  Sell me your Cadillac.
[01:39:30]  Okay.
[01:39:31]  That's called, that's going to be.
[01:39:33]  I can't even sell it.
[01:39:35]  Unless somebody was like, yeah, I'll give you 100 bands.
[01:39:37]  I'll take 100 bands.
[01:39:38]  I'll just go buy another one, you know?
[01:39:40]  Yeah.
[01:39:40]  But I don't think I can do that.
[01:39:41]  Sentimental?
[01:39:42]  It's just not worth it.
[01:39:43]  Like, I don't need the money.
[01:39:44]  Yeah.
[01:39:45]  I don't care.
[01:39:46]  It's yours.
[01:39:46]  Just like your car.
[01:39:47]  Yeah.
[01:39:48]  No, I mean, it's like they're hard to find.
[01:39:52]  It's a hard car to find.
[01:39:55]  It's not like you don't see it.
[01:39:56]  It's silver with the red leather and shit.
[01:39:58]  It's nice.
[01:39:59]  It's nice.
[01:39:59]  It's spec out, basically.
[01:40:00]  But I got it like six, seven years ago.
[01:40:03]  Six, seven?
[01:40:04]  For a good deal.
[01:40:05]  Yeah, sick.
[01:40:05]  Okay, yeah, that joke.
[01:40:07]  But I got it for a solid deal out in Kentucky.
[01:40:09]  Some old cat drove that bitch all the way back.
[01:40:12]  No tags from Kentucky.
[01:40:14]  Cops are passing by.
[01:40:15]  Nice car, dude.
[01:40:16]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:40:17]  That's funny.
[01:40:18]  I mean, I insured it, but risking the biscuit there.
[01:40:20]  Well, what was I going to do?
[01:40:22]  Like, ship it?
[01:40:23]  You know, I mean, at the time, it was kind of like hood-rich at the time.
[01:40:26]  You know, kind of like, oh, we on a budget on this one, you know.
[01:40:29]  Yeah.
[01:40:30]  Wait, who rich?
[01:40:32]  You know, like, you got 30 grand, 40 grand.
[01:40:35]  Wait, so, so, Jack, have you ever fucked a blacked car before?
[01:40:40]  A black chick?
[01:40:40]  Yeah.
[01:40:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:40:42]  Oh, you have?
[01:40:43]  Yeah.
[01:40:43]  Yeah.
[01:40:44]  I mean, I did.
[01:40:45]  Okay.
[01:40:47]  No, The whole like.
[01:40:50]  My dad.
[01:40:51]  Okay, you weren't here for earlier one.
[01:40:53]  I told a story how I started.
[01:40:55]  I started going with this with this Jamaican chick.
[01:40:58]  She's from here.
[01:40:59]  Oh, really?
[01:41:00]  Yeah, I'll say she's whitewashed, though.
[01:41:02]  Black chick.
[01:41:03]  Oh, nice.
[01:41:03]  Yeah, and she was cool.
[01:41:05]  Like, we meshed.
[01:41:07]  It just happened.
[01:41:09]  Yeah, they were the same color.
[01:41:10]  Okay, okay.
[01:41:11]  She was darker, maybe.
[01:41:14]  But I remember introducing her to my family.
[01:41:17]  And then that's when I found out like half my family is racist.
[01:41:22]  They had an intervention with me when she left.
[01:41:24]  What did your grandpa say?
[01:41:25]  Oh, my grandfather, dude.
[01:41:27]  He's like 92.
[01:41:30]  We're driving around.
[01:41:31]  He came down from Detroit.
[01:41:33]  We're driving through the taking him through the new house.
[01:41:35]  And he goes, is this a mixed community?
[01:41:39]  But I always say, I was like, but I've been with Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees.
[01:41:47]  I've been with like everything, except for Middle Eastern.
[01:41:49]  I've never done that.
[01:41:49]  Around the world.
[01:41:50]  All right, so Jack.
[01:41:50]  Yo, so real quick, Zenny raised the chat and rumble.
[01:41:52]  Shout out to you.
[01:41:53]  Mostly white girls, though.
[01:41:54]  Mostly white girls.
[01:41:55]  All right, so Jack, you're all.
[01:41:56]  I went black and I went back.
[01:41:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:41:59]  You're on body count.
[01:42:02]  Come on, Jack.
[01:42:02]  Dumb.
[01:42:03]  I'd have to count, but it's a good amount.
[01:42:07]  Hard to tell.
[01:42:08]  Over 50, under 100.
[01:42:09]  Something like that.
[01:42:11]  Can I ask a black?
[01:42:12]  Yeah, mine is like the same.
[01:42:13]  Yeah.
[01:42:14]  See?
[01:42:17]  Yo.
[01:42:18]  But you got to remember, I'm 36, and that was like for a guy to get to that level, you know, it's either a lot of years or you just gotta be.
[01:42:28]  I'm 37, yeah.
[01:42:30]  Some dudes are just pussyhounds, and they're like, their main mission in life is to just get the puss.
[01:42:37]  They're on the hunt.
[01:42:38]  I've always been like a relationship cat.
[01:42:40]  Yeah.
[01:42:41]  But there were some years where it was kind of just coming at me, dude.
[01:42:44]  It was just like a stream income.
[01:42:46]  No, it's just coming in.
[01:42:49]  But then there were years where it's like, you know, it's a little rough, you know?
[01:42:52]  Or like, I'll be with a chick for a couple years.
[01:42:54]  We have a drought.
[01:42:54]  Yeah.
[01:42:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:42:56]  Can I ask the black queen a question?
[01:42:58]  Of course.
[01:42:59]  Can you tell when a white guy's been with the black girl?
[01:43:03]  Like, can you feel like you have to?
[01:43:05]  Yeah, they make a lot of corny ass jokes.
[01:43:10]  They do.
[01:43:11]  Not you.
[01:43:11]  Okay, but regardless.
[01:43:12]  No, no, no.
[01:43:13]  I fucked up one time.
[01:43:14]  We were in the shower.
[01:43:16]  And she had on one of those shower cap things.
[01:43:18]  A bonnet?
[01:43:19]  Yeah, bonnet.
[01:43:20]  And I was joking with her.
[01:43:21]  She's like sudsing her back.
[01:43:23]  And I go, hey, you got one of those shower caps for me?
[01:43:26]  She got so pissed.
[01:43:27]  I was covered in soap.
[01:43:28]  She kicks me out.
[01:43:29]  And I'm out there, like, laughing.
[01:43:31]  But, like, I look back on, like, okay, maybe she's sensitive about her hair.
[01:43:34]  And then I didn't know she.
[01:43:35]  And then call me stupid, but I didn't know she was wearing a wig for like the first three months.
[01:43:42]  Yo, dude, I didn't know, dude.
[01:43:45]  It looks legit.
[01:43:46]  It looked fucking legit.
[01:43:47]  Some wigs, dude.
[01:43:49]  Dude, it looked like so legit.
[01:43:51]  I literally was like, you have a good wig, dude.
[01:43:54]  Like, that has a top college wig.
[01:43:58]  I swear.
[01:43:58]  That's funny, bro.
[01:43:59]  That's funny.
[01:44:00]  I didn't know that a lot of them wore wigs.
[01:44:02]  I had no clue.
[01:44:03]  So, Paris, for the chat, can you set up a little twirl to see your figure and everything?
[01:44:10]  It's a little invasive.
[01:44:11]  I mean, hey, I'm just caving.
[01:44:13]  Wait, is everybody going to do it?

=== Paris's Secret Wig (03:17) ===

[01:44:14]  I won't know.
[01:44:14]  No, you.
[01:44:16]  I can see this.
[01:44:16]  Why just me, though?
[01:44:17]  Oh, well, you know, you know.
[01:44:18]  Well, she's got cheetah.
[01:44:19]  You got the cheetah print on and stuff.
[01:44:21]  Black.
[01:44:22]  But why just me?
[01:44:23]  Why can't I have a woman?
[01:44:24]  Because all by the way, everybody twirl.
[01:44:28]  Well, you'll have to pay them to do it.
[01:44:30]  Yeah.
[01:44:31]  She goes, I mean, okay, smart perp.
[01:44:35]  Okay.
[01:44:36]  I look kind of bad right now.
[01:44:37]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:44:39]  Paris.
[01:44:40]  You look beautiful.
[01:44:41]  Can I pass on that?
[01:44:42]  No, no.
[01:44:43]  I mean, I mean, come on, Paris.
[01:44:44]  Come on, Paris.
[01:44:45]  Come on.
[01:44:46]  Can I pass?
[01:44:46]  Paris, Paris.
[01:44:48]  Paris, Paris.
[01:44:50]  Come on, Tar.
[01:44:51]  Yo, next, I think.
[01:44:54]  Unless you want to.
[01:44:54]  You don't have to.
[01:44:56]  I don't.
[01:44:57]  Okay.
[01:44:57]  Bro, you got to.
[01:44:58]  My god.
[01:44:59]  God damn.
[01:45:00]  What about you?
[01:45:02]  Me?
[01:45:02]  Yes.
[01:45:03]  Pipe.
[01:45:04]  Pipe purr.
[01:45:05]  Pie per.
[01:45:06]  Oh, Fresh.
[01:45:07]  You think?
[01:45:07]  I mean.
[01:45:09]  Where's the camera?
[01:45:10]  Just 360.
[01:45:11]  I don't know, guys.
[01:45:12]  It's little baby girl.
[01:45:14]  Let me see you dance.
[01:45:15]  Let me see you Toro.
[01:45:18]  Unreal.
[01:45:19]  All right.
[01:45:20]  Guys, remember she's 19 years old.
[01:45:22]  Yeah, you are.
[01:45:22]  This is insane.
[01:45:24]  I like me.
[01:45:25]  They call that the holy trinity.
[01:45:27]  Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
[01:45:28]  I've been in the data game for a while, and I honestly need 21 or above.
[01:45:32]  I really, the mentality for me is just not working.
[01:45:35]  Dude, I went on a date with a 21-year-old when I was like 30, and I just was like.
[01:45:39]  Never again.
[01:45:40]  No, it wasn't anything.
[01:45:41]  It was like sweet girl and everything.
[01:45:44]  She was cute, but I was just kind of like, man.
[01:45:46]  Yeah, stupid.
[01:45:46]  I felt off.
[01:45:47]  I felt like I was like...
[01:45:48]  Did you hit, though?
[01:45:49]  No.
[01:45:49]  No, I didn't.
[01:45:50]  I felt wrong.
[01:45:51]  It felt wrong.
[01:45:53]  Yeah, there's a certain level of like mindset.
[01:45:55]  It didn't feel right.
[01:45:56]  It didn't feel right.
[01:45:58]  Yeah, man.
[01:45:58]  If you ever date a young girl like that, I just said I'm gonna be.
[01:46:02]  You wouldn't understand what we're saying because I'm telling you, bro.
[01:46:05]  It's not, it's not.
[01:46:06]  It's not what you think it is, fellas.
[01:46:08]  You gotta go through it and understand what I'm saying, but it's definitely different.
[01:46:11]  You gotta have sex with a lot of people.
[01:46:12]  Yeah, you wouldn't understand until you go through it.
[01:46:14]  Actually, and date a lot of women.
[01:46:17]  My dad used to be married to a young woman.
[01:46:21]  Like he was 20 years.
[01:46:23]  50.
[01:46:24]  And she was 23.
[01:46:26]  All right.
[01:46:28]  Well, I mean, that's not bad, but I'm just saying like under 20 is kind of like, unless you're in a different country, like foreign country, I think that's understandable.
[01:46:37]  But here in America.
[01:46:39]  19 years old.
[01:46:40]  I don't think so.
[01:46:40]  19.
[01:46:41]  Bro, it's.
[01:46:44]  He gave her an airplane.
[01:46:46]  What?
[01:46:47]  Yeah.
[01:46:47]  Well, if you get that.
[01:46:48]  Where was this with the yacht?
[01:46:49]  It was like a $100,000 airplane.
[01:46:53]  What?
[01:46:54]  Who's your daughter?
[01:46:55]  Yeah.
[01:46:56]  My dad's name's Michael.
[01:46:58]  Is he single?
[01:47:00]  Yeah, he's single.
[01:47:04]  But he likes Latina women.
[01:47:06]  Yeah, you're not.
[01:47:06]  Some people tell me I look Latino, but I don't think I do.
[01:47:09]  Like black.
[01:47:10]  You look Latina?
[01:47:11]  That's literally that's what I'm saying.
[01:47:12]  I can see like maybe like a Guatemalan.
[01:47:15]  I can see the Argentina.
[01:47:16]  It's maybe a Guatemalan type deal.
[01:47:18]  I think he's Argentina.
[01:47:19]  Yeah.
[01:47:20]  Argentinian.
[01:47:21]  Yeah, something like that.
[01:47:22]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:47:23]  Anyway.
[01:47:24]  I can see that.
[01:47:25]  What's the next one?
[01:47:26]  T-Right says something you can't say on YouTube.
[01:47:28]  Cool.

=== Spiritual Mockery (08:24) ===

[01:47:31]  That's it.
[01:47:31]  Also, anything in Airtable or not?
[01:47:33]  Not right now.
[01:47:34]  Cool.
[01:47:35]  All right, we'll go to Rumble.
[01:47:36]  I'll switch over right now because I want to ask you something, Piper, because I just think you have so much potential, but you're blowing it like because, I mean, look, I'm all for change.
[01:47:48]  Women that want to change themselves and become better, which is hard to ever happen to me.
[01:47:51]  Don't stop by in the back.
[01:47:52]  There's a cycle of like going to OnlyFans or doing peace up stuff.
[01:47:57]  And then, you know what?
[01:47:58]  I'm going to go to church and change my mindset and change my life around.
[01:48:01]  But then you still do the same thing because it's a cop-out.
[01:48:03]  I'm not trying to change my life around.
[01:48:05]  So why even go get baptized?
[01:48:07]  And become a virgin so that I can be a virgin before.
[01:48:11]  Fresh said, and you know, so it's a chat, you know, AI says that's that's not a thing, though.
[01:48:17]  It's like cleansing everything.
[01:48:20]  But that's TDs.
[01:48:22]  No, that's not how STDs work.
[01:48:24]  It's not spiritual.
[01:48:25]  That's it does.
[01:48:26]  Oh, yo.
[01:48:28]  Oh, spiritual.
[01:48:30]  Spiritual.
[01:48:31]  I'm not saying I have them, but like, it's worked for my friends that.
[01:48:36]  No.
[01:48:36]  Who told you that?
[01:48:37]  You get baptized, you clear your hands.
[01:48:38]  No, the priest.
[01:48:39]  He's like hitting on her.
[01:48:40]  He's like, we're the skip new priest with the head tattoos.
[01:48:44]  You just get baptized, baby.
[01:48:45]  All this would go away.
[01:48:46]  Literally.
[01:48:47]  Yeah.
[01:48:47]  You guys want to see it?
[01:48:48]  No, no.
[01:48:49]  I'm like, deadass.
[01:48:50]  Who told you that?
[01:48:51]  A good friend of mine.
[01:48:52]  Her pastor.
[01:48:54]  So he told you, you get baptized, you click because you're talking about all the Christian jokes.
[01:48:59]  What's her name?
[01:49:00]  I don't know if she'd want me to say her name on here.
[01:49:02]  Does she do OnlyFans?
[01:49:04]  No.
[01:49:04]  What does she do?
[01:49:06]  She's an accountant.
[01:49:08]  An actual accountant.
[01:49:09]  Did she do your discourse?
[01:49:10]  Wait a minute.
[01:49:12]  So you let an accountant tell you about what God wants you to do with your life.
[01:49:17]  It's not what God may want me to do.
[01:49:19]  It's what I want.
[01:49:20]  Surprisingly.
[01:49:21]  I want to feel fresh and reset.
[01:49:23]  Fresh.
[01:49:24]  So that's what I feel.
[01:49:24]  Did you grow up in church?
[01:49:26]  I like being a virgin.
[01:49:27]  Did you grow up in church?
[01:49:28]  Yeah.
[01:49:29]  Jack, you grew up in church.
[01:49:31]  No, I went to Christian school, but I didn't go to church every Sunday.
[01:49:35]  You guys peeped how hoes be hiding behind that Bible.
[01:49:38]  Yeah, literally.
[01:49:39]  Right.
[01:49:40]  After they do their hoe phase, right?
[01:49:43]  They won't.
[01:49:43]  Well, I mean, why do they think Christianity?
[01:49:44]  Why do you think people got married at 17 back in the 60s?
[01:49:49]  They were trying to hump, man.
[01:49:50]  Yeah.
[01:49:51]  They're trying to hump.
[01:49:52]  They're trying to do right.
[01:49:53]  Premarital sex was a sin.
[01:49:55]  Yeah.
[01:49:55]  So people were rushing to have sex.
[01:49:57]  Yeah, man.
[01:49:57]  But then there's just saying there's some hoes that be hoeing out here and then hide behind the Bible.
[01:50:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:04]  Jesus got stoned too, man.
[01:50:05]  And Jesus, yeah.
[01:50:06]  Jesus would end up proof.
[01:50:08]  And you gave her the best advice that her dad should have gave her.
[01:50:13]  Last year.
[01:50:13]  You said it.
[01:50:14]  But you said it for me.
[01:50:15]  You know the worst part?
[01:50:16]  Okay.
[01:50:17]  He finished my word.
[01:50:18]  Yeah.
[01:50:18]  I'm all for like you do what you want to do.
[01:50:21]  Just don't involve God with that shit.
[01:50:22]  Like, do what you want to do.
[01:50:24]  God is involved in everything.
[01:50:25]  God is always watching.
[01:50:26]  He's already.
[01:50:26]  No, no, no.
[01:50:27]  But what I'm saying is, like, there's no money.
[01:50:29]  I'm not going to put a mosque and then say, oh, I'm Muslim and then go kill somebody.
[01:50:32]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:50:33]  That's not cool.
[01:50:34]  So you doing that is fucked up because you're saying, oh, yeah, I'm a Christian, basically, but you're not.
[01:50:38]  You're baptized.
[01:50:39]  You're not fresh.
[01:50:40]  And it's like, what's the angle here?
[01:50:42]  Because it's not funny.
[01:50:42]  It's not even cool.
[01:50:44]  Am I laughing?
[01:50:45]  Yeah, you want to laugh.
[01:50:45]  Yeah, you were laughing earlier.
[01:50:46]  Yeah.
[01:50:48]  It was like a light shot.
[01:50:51]  I got baptized.
[01:50:52]  Like, I'm not likely, though.
[01:50:55]  Dude, that's demonic, bro.
[01:50:56]  That's funny.
[01:50:57]  It's just water.
[01:50:57]  That's demonic, bro.
[01:50:59]  It really is just water.
[01:51:00]  If it makes me feel better, what's the problem?
[01:51:02]  Like, if it makes me feel better.
[01:51:03]  I mean, but it's cold.
[01:51:05]  I don't have a problem with it.
[01:51:05]  I just sing straight.
[01:51:06]  It's not hurting anyone.
[01:51:07]  Yo, you're a little demon, bro.
[01:51:08]  That's fucked up.
[01:51:10]  Demon is crazy.
[01:51:11]  I'm a very pure soul.
[01:51:12]  I'm very kind and giving and like.
[01:51:15]  And you're smiling when you said kind of.
[01:51:17]  I'm not talking about how I'm a good church.
[01:51:18]  You don't believe that shit, man.
[01:51:20]  It's causing you to be aware of what's going on.
[01:51:20]  You went to a church.
[01:51:21]  It's called do Christian life.
[01:51:23]  Oh, shut up.
[01:51:24]  Didn't the church get baptized?
[01:51:26]  Like, it's funny.
[01:51:27]  It's not funny.
[01:51:27]  Plus, the OnlyFans.
[01:51:28]  That's not cool.
[01:51:29]  It's not trying to be cool.
[01:51:31]  Like, what?
[01:51:33]  I think it's groundbreaking.
[01:51:35]  That's for sure.
[01:51:36]  That's like.
[01:51:37]  Yo, I promise you, bro.
[01:51:38]  This got to be the end of the world, bro.
[01:51:39]  That's beyond the East.
[01:51:40]  It's got to be end of the world.
[01:51:42]  I think it's kind of.
[01:51:43]  We're not Rumble?
[01:51:44]  No.
[01:51:45]  Hey, come on over.
[01:51:47]  What, what?
[01:51:48]  Yeah, guys, let's go over to Rumble, man, because this is like...
[01:51:50]  Yeah, we're getting a little far.
[01:51:52]  Yeah.
[01:51:52]  Yeah.
[01:51:53]  We're going way already.
[01:51:55]  We're going way south of Chinatown, man.
[01:51:58]  I don't know what that means.
[01:51:59]  Yeah, we are.
[01:52:00]  All right.
[01:52:01]  Let's know when we're all the way over.
[01:52:03]  But be honest, though, you honestly believe that that's cool, though.
[01:52:07]  What about it?
[01:52:08]  It's cool.
[01:52:10]  That's just what I do.
[01:52:11]  Like, my belief.
[01:52:14]  It doesn't have to be for everyone.
[01:52:16]  But your belief is wrong, though.
[01:52:17]  I thought I heard it all.
[01:52:18]  That's your opinion.
[01:52:19]  No, it's just.
[01:52:20]  I'm not going to argue with your opinion.
[01:52:21]  But it's the facts, though.
[01:52:22]  No, so you got to tell your parents not to watch this shit.
[01:52:24]  That's your opinion.
[01:52:25]  That's true.
[01:52:25]  Yeah.
[01:52:26]  It's not my opinion.
[01:52:27]  Maybe send him a text message.
[01:52:28]  I do what I do.
[01:52:29]  She don't care, bro.
[01:52:30]  I know she don't care about that.
[01:52:31]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:52:32]  But the point is, you can be wrong.
[01:52:33]  You can't do what I want.
[01:52:34]  And be wrong in your bullshit and then spread that shit.
[01:52:38]  And it's not cool.
[01:52:39]  You said do what with it?
[01:52:41]  You can be wrong and think it's cool, but it's not.
[01:52:43]  And my problem is that, like, I don't want other people think it's cool to do that because it's not cool.
[01:52:47]  Like, you're doing that as, like, oh, it's funny, whatever.
[01:52:50]  It's not funny.
[01:52:51]  I mean, I'm not posting it with laughing emojis.
[01:52:53]  Like, it's not funny.
[01:52:55]  But you're making a mockery of the church.
[01:52:56]  Not trying to make a mockery of it.
[01:53:00]  You did.
[01:53:01]  That's your opinion.
[01:53:04]  That's your opinion.
[01:53:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:53:06]  Okay.
[01:53:07]  Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
[01:53:09]  Okay.
[01:53:10]  We're going to.
[01:53:11]  Yeah.
[01:53:13]  Am I wrong here?
[01:53:14]  I just feel like that was really disgusting.
[01:53:16]  I think it's definitely next level shit.
[01:53:18]  That's for sure.
[01:53:19]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:53:19]  No, Can't really.
[01:53:23]  All right.
[01:53:23]  Chase the man.
[01:53:25]  What do you call Lesbian on fire and LGBT barbecue?
[01:53:29]  LGBT barbecue.
[01:53:30]  Why did the condom fly across the room?
[01:53:33]  Because it was pissed off.
[01:53:34]  Ah, that's good.
[01:53:36]  How do you start shooting an all-black school called the Cops?
[01:53:41]  What the fuck?
[01:53:43]  Yo, Chase, you're funny as hell, bro.
[01:53:45]  That just went from the battle.
[01:53:47]  We're on Rumble now.
[01:53:48]  Yes.
[01:53:49]  You can say whatever you want.
[01:53:50]  We can shit.
[01:53:51]  Fuck.
[01:53:52]  Can you say whatever you want?
[01:53:53]  Yeah, they are going to say it.
[01:53:54]  Whoa.
[01:53:54]  Yo, Chris.
[01:53:55]  Seriously.
[01:53:56]  I'm a federal.
[01:53:57]  Rumble?
[01:53:59]  I mean, come on.
[01:54:00]  That's right.
[01:54:00]  I'm just going to.
[01:54:01]  I'm black, man.
[01:54:02]  You can turn off the voice now.
[01:54:03]  Because we're on Rumble.
[01:54:05]  Yeah, just speak your mind.
[01:54:06]  She's not kidding.
[01:54:07]  They're both not joking.
[01:54:09]  Okay, now that we can say these words, my brother's Jewish, but I'm Christian.
[01:54:14]  Okay.
[01:54:16]  Were you raised?
[01:54:17]  Which one did you grow up on?
[01:54:19]  What does it do anything?
[01:54:20]  We're talking about religion.
[01:54:22]  Okay.
[01:54:23]  Yum.
[01:54:24]  Why is that important?
[01:54:26]  My family has different religions.
[01:54:30]  And my brother is making a movie about how he's Jewish.
[01:54:35]  And does he need any extras?
[01:54:37]  I don't know.
[01:54:39]  Disney characters.
[01:54:40]  It's with smoke perp.
[01:54:42]  Mickey and Mousehole.
[01:54:43]  Wait, he's making a smoke perp in the movie.
[01:54:45]  Come on.
[01:54:46]  He's making a Jewish movie?
[01:54:47]  With smoke perp.
[01:54:49]  About what?
[01:54:50]  What?
[01:54:50]  What's being Jewish?
[01:54:52]  All right, dude.
[01:54:52]  Yo, No, this is next level, man.
[01:54:59]  Yo, Jack.
[01:55:00]  I don't get this, bro.
[01:55:00]  I'm having a hard time buying a lot of this.
[01:55:03]  Yeah, you can look it up.
[01:55:05]  I can understand it.
[01:55:09]  Go to the baptism with this Jewish rapper thing.
[01:55:14]  It's a lot, man.
[01:55:14]  Yeah, it's a lot going on.
[01:55:15]  My brother also made a song with Loan.
[01:55:18]  Oh, yeah.
[01:55:19]  What's her name?
[01:55:19]  So, yo, what's song?
[01:55:22]  My other brother made a song with Polo G. What?
[01:55:25]  It's a song.
[01:55:26]  Can you name it?
[01:55:27]  Watching me by DCS Major and Location with Loan.
[01:55:36]  Are you like serious right now?
[01:55:37]  Yeah.
[01:55:39]  There's a lot of people.
[01:55:40]  There's a lot to unpack in this.
[01:55:41]  I'm serious.
[01:55:43]  You can look it up.
[01:55:44]  I mean, that's great and all, but, like, why do we care?
[01:55:49]  I'm just like bringing stuff up now that we're on Rumble because I couldn't say we're Jewish.

=== A Lot to Unpack (09:56) ===

[01:55:56]  I'll be like, okay.
[01:55:57]  Can we really say what we want?
[01:55:59]  Yes.
[01:55:59]  Yeah, go ahead.
[01:56:00]  Just wondering.
[01:56:01]  I'll save it for later.
[01:56:02]  All right, cool.
[01:56:03]  All right, we got some more chats here.
[01:56:04]  Yeah, I promise you, this is like a joke.
[01:56:07]  Because there's no way that.
[01:56:08]  Okay, whatever.
[01:56:11]  Are y'all normally this slow talking normally?
[01:56:14]  Last time you were on, but like, this is like a musician.
[01:56:16]  You should be like, like, her.
[01:56:19]  You sit on her for her.
[01:56:20]  These two, like, been like the same long con.
[01:56:25]  Wait, so does this really transfer when you go on something like this?
[01:56:29]  Does this really help your business out?
[01:56:33]  No.
[01:56:33]  No?
[01:56:34]  No, I did it for fun.
[01:56:36]  I did it.
[01:56:37]  No, I was just wondering.
[01:56:38]  I did this for fun because I know the audience loves me.
[01:56:41]  I was just wondering.
[01:56:43]  I don't know.
[01:56:44]  My old OnlyFans name was Barracks Bunny.
[01:56:48]  Wait, the Army?
[01:56:50]  Yeah.
[01:56:51]  Yo, I promise you, Jack, some of them do benefit because some guys are still simps of the cool only fans.
[01:56:56]  But a majority of them just with I do have like a handful of people from here understanding.
[01:57:03]  I promise you, guys.
[01:57:04]  Why not just like the strip club?
[01:57:06]  I don't get it.
[01:57:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:07]  You don't want to touch people, bro.
[01:57:09]  No, no, not you.
[01:57:10]  I'm saying you.
[01:57:15]  Don't laugh, Nestor.
[01:57:16]  I'm saying or maybe it's cheaper because you can't really go to a strip club just like, here's 20 bucks.
[01:57:23]  Like, it's kind of you gotta be, you gotta be ready to throw at least minimum 200 bucks.
[01:57:28]  That's gonna last you barely anytime.
[01:57:30]  Yeah, so you kind of gotta be that kind of makes sense.
[01:57:34]  I guess it's like the barrier to entry was like $7.99.
[01:57:38]  It's like it's actually free for Valentine's Day because I love you guys and I'm gonna be alone.
[01:57:44]  And I know most of you guys are gonna be alone too because you're watching this.
[01:57:49]  So it's free.
[01:57:50]  You can find it on my Twitter.
[01:57:52]  It's not on my Instagram.
[01:57:53]  Nope, Nina, Valentine's Day.
[01:57:55]  Stop, we're gonna move forward.
[01:57:58]  What is the next one?
[01:57:59]  Collab coming for ourselves.
[01:58:01]  That's why I've heard some shit.
[01:58:03]  All right, we got Army Jewel Sergeant says, Fresh.
[01:58:05]  Remember the girl left of Myron's seat?
[01:58:08]  Faking her reason for being kicked from the military.
[01:58:10]  I remember girl on the right, you aren't a born of again virgin.
[01:58:14]  You can repent for it, but you will never be a virgin again.
[01:58:17]  Fake Christian.
[01:58:18]  They're all 304s.
[01:58:19]  We are cooked.
[01:58:20]  I agree with you, my friend.
[01:58:21]  Army Drill Sergeant.
[01:58:22]  Yeah, remember she was Sam who was discharged honorably.
[01:58:25]  Oh, you were?
[01:58:26]  With her?
[01:58:26]  Yeah.
[01:58:27]  Fake tip.
[01:58:27]  Army Jewel Sergeant.
[01:58:28]  It was General Under Honorable.
[01:58:30]  Under Honorable, yeah.
[01:58:31]  Oh, honorable.
[01:58:32]  Under Honorable.
[01:58:33]  Yeah, that's there.
[01:58:34]  That's the worst.
[01:58:35]  I watched that part.
[01:58:36]  Oh, okay.
[01:58:37]  That was that was you said for vaping, right?
[01:58:39]  Yeah.
[01:58:40]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:58:41]  She vaped.
[01:58:42]  Some guy in chat called your bluff, though.
[01:58:45]  So, I mean, I don't know, but I mean, like, there was a couple other stuff, too, that I didn't.
[01:58:49]  Of course.
[01:58:50]  Well, you didn't say that.
[01:58:51]  Like, blowjobs, probably.
[01:58:53]  No, what the heck?
[01:58:54]  I never even did anything with that.
[01:58:56]  You're a bad liar, bro.
[01:58:57]  Are you smiling?
[01:58:58]  You actually swear.
[01:59:00]  Fucking person.
[01:59:02]  I actually went to church every Sunday when I was in the army.
[01:59:06]  Like, I actually got baptized when I was in the army.
[01:59:12]  I'm serious.
[01:59:13]  Yo, Jack.
[01:59:15]  Yo, Jack.
[01:59:16]  I'm serious.
[01:59:17]  Yo, Jack, man.
[01:59:18]  You're not buying any of this.
[01:59:19]  You can literally ask people that I was in basic training with, like, they all watched me.
[01:59:25]  What was their like, I'm not disagree with Nestor on this girl's voice at this point.
[01:59:29]  My Azbab score.
[01:59:31]  It was a 50.
[01:59:32]  A 50 out of 140.
[01:59:34]  Yo, and Jack, it's only four girls.
[01:59:36]  Yeah, imagine.
[01:59:37]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:59:37]  Wait, what is the score?
[01:59:38]  I genuinely don't know.
[01:59:39]  I don't know.
[01:59:40]  What is the AzVab score out of?
[01:59:42]  I wasn't.
[01:59:43]  What is the ASVAB score out of?
[01:59:45]  As Vab score?
[01:59:48]  What the fuck is that?
[01:59:49]  What?
[01:59:50]  I don't know what that has to do with anything.
[01:59:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:59:52]  I mean, I don't know what that is.
[01:59:54]  I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's for.
[01:59:56]  Yo, you can't make this shit up, bro.
[01:59:58]  Like, I went to do my SATs.
[01:59:59]  I looked at it.
[02:00:00]  The ASVAB score was high enough to be a medical.
[02:00:03]  Oh, please don't.
[02:00:05]  That's what that's for.
[02:00:06]  Please don't.
[02:00:06]  There you go.
[02:00:08]  That's the MCATS.
[02:00:10]  Guys, imagine you're in dire need of help.
[02:00:12]  What the fuck is that?
[02:00:15]  Do you need help?
[02:00:16]  Are you dying?
[02:00:17]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:00:19]  Are you dying?
[02:00:20]  Oh, you want some water?
[02:00:23]  You're dead.
[02:00:23]  I know.
[02:00:24]  You're dead.
[02:00:26]  You are gone, bro.
[02:00:27]  You're gone.
[02:00:28]  How's your heart?
[02:00:30]  Oh, you're bleeding out.
[02:00:32]  I feel like she would give me like the best hug, though.
[02:00:34]  Yeah, she would have to do it.
[02:00:35]  I give the best CPR mouth to mouth.
[02:00:38]  Oh, yeah.
[02:00:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:41]  All right, man.
[02:00:42]  We're going to put them in this word.
[02:00:44]  Yo, this is insane, bro.
[02:00:45]  All right.
[02:00:46]  All right, what's the next one?
[02:00:47]  Yeah, I promise you that twin turbo sauce.
[02:00:50]  This red-haired demon is going straight to hell.
[02:00:53]  All right.
[02:00:54]  I agree with you, bro.
[02:00:55]  Doing devil's work by putting God's faucet, shake my damn head.
[02:01:00]  Listen, I'm going to say it myself.
[02:01:02]  I can admit that I have been doing some degenerate stuff and I will repent at the right time, God willing, very soon, and change my ways.
[02:01:09]  But I will never say, I'm a Protestant Christian going to church.
[02:01:14]  That'll be a lie.
[02:01:15]  So to say that with the actions, bro, you're wilding.
[02:01:18]  Because at least I'm being honest, you're just playing a part.
[02:01:22]  What do you mean?
[02:01:23]  See, that's the issue.
[02:01:24]  That's a copy.
[02:01:25]  You don't even know.
[02:01:26]  Yeah.
[02:01:27]  You're a byproduct of today's society.
[02:01:30]  I think that you guys have twin turbo sauce.
[02:01:37]  Don't get to decide who goes to hell.
[02:01:39]  I think that if you think you do, then you're delusional because there's only one judge, and that's God.
[02:01:46]  So and he also forgives, like, there's worse things going on in the world than me getting baptized.
[02:01:53]  I promise you guys.
[02:01:54]  Yeah, there's people getting stabbed on transit.
[02:01:57]  Like, there's literally people dying in different countries.
[02:02:03]  That doesn't take away from what you're doing.
[02:02:04]  Children, don't chance.
[02:02:07]  Because you're being judged one-on-one basis by yourself.
[02:02:10]  That doesn't include other people's sins.
[02:02:11]  So you're not being judged by the world and what's happening.
[02:02:13]  It's what you do one-on-one with God.
[02:02:15]  So that's between you and him, of course.
[02:02:16]  But I'm just saying that's messed up.
[02:02:18]  Well, even if you did murder somebody, keep it between me and baptism.
[02:02:21]  You're good.
[02:02:22]  I heard.
[02:02:23]  Yeah.
[02:02:23]  No, you, you, I think it's like therapy, actually.
[02:02:27]  Yeah, murdering people.
[02:02:28]  It's so therapeutic.
[02:02:29]  Yeah.
[02:02:30]  I just went too deep.
[02:02:31]  I apologize.
[02:02:32]  Like, did you not feel like did you not feel at peace yesterday?
[02:02:36]  Like, yo, I didn't even see the chat going.
[02:02:39]  The chat is down, bro.
[02:02:40]  That's crazy.
[02:02:41]  Bro, like, chat is look.
[02:02:42]  Don't read it.
[02:02:43]  It's non-stop, bro.
[02:02:44]  It's non-stop.
[02:02:46]  Don't rate them.
[02:02:47]  Master Roshi says, girls' life tests.
[02:02:49]  If you can touch your elbows together, you will pass.
[02:02:52]  Okay, so they want to touch your elbows together.
[02:02:54]  They're trying to see our boots go.
[02:02:56]  Come on.
[02:02:56]  No way.
[02:02:57]  Stop the cap.
[02:02:59]  I mean, yeah, probably, yeah.
[02:03:02]  That's next level shit.
[02:03:03]  I got it.
[02:03:04]  You can't even see.
[02:03:05]  So, jokes like that.
[02:03:06]  Jeez, it's already one in the morning.
[02:03:08]  Yeah, we're going to close her up pretty soon here.
[02:03:10]  I got an hour and a half drive ahead of me.
[02:03:12]  Any more chats here, guys?
[02:03:15]  All right, we're going to do one more chat and then last thoughts.
[02:03:18]  You get questions over here, real quick.
[02:03:20]  Listen, I'm all for people's freedom.
[02:03:22]  Do what you want.
[02:03:24]  But when you involve God and shit like that, I don't really appreciate it.
[02:03:26]  Don't play with God.
[02:03:27]  Yeah, not at all.
[02:03:29]  All right, cool.
[02:03:30]  So we'll do last thoughts and we'll do the questions here.
[02:03:33]  Joshua says, Bible says, keep your distance.
[02:03:36]  Run away from sexual, sexually immoral women.
[02:03:39]  Guys, I've done my share wrong there.
[02:03:41]  I'll open that.
[02:03:42]  Plus, it also says in the Bible, if you love Jesus, obey his commands, libnf.
[02:03:46]  Yeah, man.
[02:03:49]  That's that's bad, man.
[02:03:51]  That's really bad.
[02:03:52]  I did that too.
[02:03:53]  All right.
[02:03:54]  Questions, guys?
[02:03:55]  We need the questions.
[02:03:57]  No?
[02:03:58]  I just want to thank everyone for a riveting evening.
[02:04:00]  Yeah, it's definitely been a long one.
[02:04:03]  I had a good birthday because of you guys.
[02:04:05]  I had a great time.
[02:04:06]  So we'll start here.
[02:04:06]  Thoughts on the show?
[02:04:07]  That was phenomenal, by the way.
[02:04:08]  Yeah.
[02:04:09]  And just tremendous.
[02:04:12]  Thoughts on the show?
[02:04:12]  Hate it.
[02:04:13]  Love it.
[02:04:13]  It was good.
[02:04:14]  What'd you learn?
[02:04:21]  I learned a lot.
[02:04:24]  Don't mess with God.
[02:04:26]  All right, next.
[02:04:27]  All right.
[02:04:27]  Okay.
[02:04:28]  All right.
[02:04:29]  All right, patties.
[02:04:30]  I liked it.
[02:04:31]  I mean, it was pretty cool.
[02:04:33]  I had fun.
[02:04:33]  Y'all are really entertaining.
[02:04:36]  Are you quiet?
[02:04:37]  Today was chill.
[02:04:38]  It's pretty cool.
[02:04:39]  What about you, Pink?
[02:04:41]  I only came today because I thought mine was going to be here and he's not.
[02:04:45]  Why?
[02:04:46]  Yo, never know.
[02:04:49]  Why is he back in the morning?
[02:04:50]  Um, but at least Piper's here.
[02:04:53]  Yeah.
[02:04:54]  It's my girl.
[02:04:55]  Good show.
[02:04:56]  I came.
[02:04:56]  Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
[02:04:58]  After this, I'm going to be online all night.
[02:05:01]  All night.
[02:05:02]  I'm drinking an energy drink, guys.
[02:05:04]  You just have the energy.
[02:05:04]  Nobody cares.
[02:05:05]  And I'm popping it.
[02:05:06]  Nobody really cares.
[02:05:07]  Yo, Jack, they don't do shit all day.
[02:05:09]  I'm doing a gallon.
[02:05:10]  I used to be 20.
[02:05:13]  Jeffrey, bro.
[02:05:14]  I'm quite tired.
[02:05:14]  He's girls.
[02:05:15]  He well-derived.
[02:05:15]  I just forget.
[02:05:16]  Who?
[02:05:18]  I'm quite tired.
[02:05:19]  Yeah, I'm excited.
[02:05:20]  I did a lot today, actually.
[02:05:22]  I'm sure you did.
[02:05:24]  I just got back from the Bahamas today.
[02:05:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:05:29]  I washed a card today.
[02:05:31]  What?
[02:05:32]  I washed a card today.
[02:05:34]  It's good.
[02:05:34]  It's good.
[02:05:35]  You're so talented.
[02:05:37]  I don't know.
[02:05:38]  That was definitely an L.
[02:05:40]  But Jack, where can I find you, bro?
[02:05:42]  Jack Morgan on YouTube and all the everywhere, basically.
[02:05:47]  Except, I mean, I'm considering OF at this point.
[02:05:51]  Bro, collab?
[02:05:52]  Hey.

=== Weird Uncle Prayers (00:58) ===

[02:05:53]  No.
[02:05:54]  I'll get myself a little bit of a bad one.
[02:05:55]  You should be like that weird uncle.
[02:05:58]  I think I could be.
[02:05:59]  I think I'd be a really good weird uncle.
[02:06:00]  You should be like a pit.
[02:06:02]  Yeah, like the cool.
[02:06:03]  Like, I think I'm a cool uncle, but she's a delivering.
[02:06:08]  Yeah, like a pizza-delivering pool man who does baptisms.
[02:06:13]  Yeah, you get where I'm going.
[02:06:14]  That's what.
[02:06:16]  You see what I'm saying?
[02:06:18]  We're going to pray for the girl here.
[02:06:21]  Thank you.
[02:06:22]  We could, should we?
[02:06:23]  No, no, no.
[02:06:24]  No, right now.
[02:06:24]  Oh, so you don't really mean that.
[02:06:26]  Holy prayer, Christian.
[02:06:29]  I can't even help for her because she needs help.
[02:06:30]  Actually, it does say to pray by the Bible.
[02:06:34]  That's actually a scripture.
[02:06:36]  So we're going to move forward.
[02:06:38]  We'll pray.
[02:06:39]  We'll actually pray.
[02:06:40]  I'm not just making that up.
[02:06:40]  That's real.
[02:06:42]  Well, you don't mean that, so it's not even real.
[02:06:43]  But yeah, guys, we'll be back on Monday for a show.
[02:06:47]  I'm going to be back here.
[02:06:49]  No, you're not.
[02:06:50]  And we're out of man.
[02:06:51]  Peace.
[02:06:51]  We're out of here.
[02:06:52]  Gone.