Do something so I'll make myself believe it It's my All right, we're back guys Meyer is actually in Vegas right now, doing some podcasts.
I was supposed to go actually yesterday, but I was on Ada Ross' stream.
Shout out to Aiden and 6ix9ine.
But we have to come back next week for Monday's show, I believe.
And then he's out on Wednesday for a table at, I believe it's Ohio.
So we'll see him pretty much soon.
Ohio State University.
Yeah, there you go.
And then, Chris, take it away.
Damn, the monkey.
All right, guys, in the chat, I know you guys talking to, oh, no, Myron.
Oh, no, guys.
If you want me to also cast those shows because Myron's not here, we can do that.
But what we do that?
No, just enjoy the show.
Enjoy the panel.
Something nice, something fresh.
You know, it's been a great show last show we had.
So, W chat, W supporters, and you know, let's have a good time.
All right, it's Friday.
I have the shades on.
I got the henny right now.
So, let's turn up with your boy and Dom and Fresh and ladies.
All right, stop complaining.
Stop bitching.
Show me your girlfriends, man.
Tell you guys, send me a DM talking about, guys, Chris, man, bring some hot girls.
Show me your girlfriend, man.
You know, let me see how your girl looks like, man.
And then, or bring her on the panel, too.
Bring your girl on the panel, man.
Hopefully, she sees you after the show.
Who knows?
But, anyways, follow me on my socials with Aaron Poxon on all platforms, including onlyfans.com.
Wait, what?
He has a OnlyFans.
Don't mind him.
All right, ladies.
Thank you for coming to the show.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for living, dating status.
If you want to, of course, your body count.
We'll start right here.
So welcome back.
Hi, I'm Destiny.
24.
Are we actually doing body count?
Yeah.
At the very end.
What do you do for a living?
Military.
Oh, she belongs to the battle.
I actually just re-enlisted for the army.
Okay.
Oh, she's back.
All right.
Highest level of education?
College.
Completed?
Associates.
Okay.
Parents together or no?
No.
What's your background?
Dominican.
All right.
Dating status?
Single.
Still?
Damn.
Why was the homeboy?
I'm talking to the guy, but he makes me toxic.
To Miami?
Yes.
Holy shit.
Wait, do you annoy him?
Maybe.
Probably.
Oh, shit.
Okay, that's scary.
All right.
Birth control?
Yes.
Smart.
And then, of course, Chris.
Your body count?
Three.
Three this week or?
Damn.
Three overall.
No, not people you killed.
I know you're in the military.
You know how to shoot a gun and everything.
I'm talking about niggas you fuck.
Three.
You know what?
How many blow jobs are you given?
Two.
Three, right?
Come on, man.
We'll give it to her for now.
I'll come back, man.
All right.
What about you?
My name is Melanie.
I go by Baby Bangs.
There we go.
What's up?
What's good, chat?
All right.
How old are you?
Oh, my bad.
I'm 18.
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I have a 9 to 5.
I also own a business and I do content.
I also stream.
I do a lot of things.
What's your content?
I'm a streamer.
And I do like TikTok live and like TikTok.
What else lit?
Yeah.
What do you funny videos?
So like baby bangs.
Just, yeah.
Wait, no, but what do you do on stream though?
What do I do on stream?
I don't know.
I just, I don't know.
I just be myself.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
What's yourself?
What's myself?
Myself.
All right, nigga.
Yeah.
Okay.
Highest education level.
I graduated high school.
I'm currently in college.
So studying, I guess.
Okay.
Yes.
Parents together or no?
Yes.
What's your background?
I'm Cuban.
Sorry to hear that.
I'm not sorry about that.
Dating status?
I'm single.
Okay.
And birth control?
No.
And then, Chris?
All right, your body count?
6'7.
That's a meme joke.
All right, man.
Robotic camera.
Above 10, below 10?
It's about 6-7.
Like, I should.
Damn.
It's about 6-7 bodies?
6-7?
You know what?
Call ice niggas.
Maybe in the middle.
Six or seven.
Okay, it's fine as well.
Maybe in the middle.
No, no, but dom.
Yeah.
I'm fresh.
You want to send?
She's 18.
With six dicks inside her already.
Damn.
Or seven.
Or seven.
Good point, bro.
Good point.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you name the guys you fucked?
What?
That out of pocket.
But I have my first name, the first initial.
How about that?
Okay, C and A. All right, Mashi, Chief, Chief.
I'm trolling.
I'm not going to say that, though.
Of course, you want.
All right, that's fine.
Welcome back.
Hi, I'm Felicia.
I'm 22, and I'm a bartender.
She belongs to the streets.
What's your background?
I'm Swedish.
Swedish.
Highest education level?
Trade school.
In welding.
Soap.
Soap.
Welding.
Welding.
That's a great time to window.
That's kind of shit.
That's different.
Super cool, actually.
That's some G shit actually.
I'm not going to lie.
Do you even use it?
No.
I've never used it.
Wait, so what made you decide to go to welding?
That's kind of.
I hated school, so I just wanted to get out of school, and I was like weirdly good at it.
So I was like, okay, I'll just do this.
Did you ever actually do anything with welding?
No, I got all my certifications, but I never got a job with it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I have like a backup if I want it.
Dating status.
Single.
All right.
Birth control?
No.
And then, Chris?
Your body count?
No.
Oh, okay.
Is that high?
How old she said she was?
22.
I'm 22.
Yeah.
She's a bartender.
All right.
Thank you.
Hold on.
What's like being a bartender?
Because before you weren't a bartender, right?
So what's the lady being a bartender now, you say?
If anything, it just makes me hate going out because I just get so like, I get that fix from being at work.
So I just like have turned into even more of a homebody.
Not the same.
No, I hate it.
And like seeing people intoxicated when I'm sober.
Hey, Felicia.
Hey, hey, hey, can I get a motherfucking Hennessy on the rocks?
Literally.
There you go.
All right.
What about you?
My name's Destiny 2, but Destiny 2?
That's your real name?
Yeah, but people call me Maya.
That's the nickname.
Hold on.
Most plays about Destiny 2.
How old are you?
23.
23?
What do you do for it?
I'm a bartender, too.
Really?
Bartender?
She belongs to the streets.
These are food and drinks.
Server, bartender, greeter.
Crash trained.
All right, dating status?
Single.
All right.
Highest level?
Associates.
In.
I do different stuff.
I'm in math, so I kind of do that in.
Wait, completed.
Completed.
Completed?
Yeah.
No, I'm still.
I'm a sophomore.
So high school?
No, in college.
No, I mean, completed.
So I'm still doing it.
So high school, right?
No, I'm not in high school.
The question was completed.
Yeah, a completed school.
Oh, no, I'm not completed.
I'm still in school.
Oh, still in high school, right?
No, in high school.
She completed high school.
I completed high school.
She completed high school.
I'm in college right now for my sister.
Thank you.
So completed is high school.
Yeah.
All right.
Birth control.
Yes.
All right.
And then, of course, Chris.
Your body count?
Come on, man.
You a bartender.
You got an arm sleeve tied to well, have a sleeve.
Dang, what does that mean?
Nice sets, you know what I'm saying?
Come on, man.
Like, come on.
Oh, damn.
Hey, I have nine male bodies and four female bodies.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
She knows the exact same thing.
I heard she bought it.
Okay, let's go.
What do you prefer men and women?
Women.
Wait, hold on.
Would you marry women long term?
Yes.
Really?
So fuck PNS just straight.
Nah, fuck it.
I mean, it's nice to mix it up.
You gotta choose one gender to live forever.
Who would you choose to marry?
No, I'm just saying just for the question.
Who would you choose and why?
Gun to the head.
A male.
A male.
Why?
I just need that masculine.
I need some of that a little bit.
There's something like it.
I don't know.
You can't get that from a woman, but there are certain things about a woman though.
Makes sense.
That I need to.
All right.
Thank you.
Welcome back.
Hi.
My name is Sophie.
I'm 18 years of age and I'm a freshman in college.
I currently go to FIU.
Sorry to hear that.
And what's your background?
I'm at school.
My background, I am Cuban, Spanish, French, a little bit Lebanese.
Fucking blue.
Damn, how many parents you got a lot?
Ah, you said that last time.
I got two.
They're still together to this day, madly in love.
Dating status.
I am single, sadly.
All right.
And you're still in school right now?
I'm still in school right now.
And I graduated high school.
Birth control?
I am on birth control.
At 18?
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, and then we're going to.
That's crazy.
Parents together now.
My parents are together, I said.
Yeah, thank you.
And then, Chris?
All right.
So you're 18, right?
Yep.
I'm on birth control.
I'm birth control.
And she got like six.
She got the shit in the arm.
And she got like six parents.
You got in your arm?
All right.
So she got six parents, Chris.
Six parents?
Yeah.
So your body count.
My pleasure.
Fifth.
I said it last time.
No, what?
Say it again.
I'm not saying it again.
What did you say last time?
I wonder what it is.
Someone said that.
Someone's going to say it.
Someone say it.
I don't know.
Hold on.
Question for you, though.
Did it go up?
Not too much.
Nope.
She has like celibate.
I said it to me.
I said I'm like 28.
Yeah, so much of a solid, but don't you have 67?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
So it go up?
No, of course not.
I'm celibate.
And I'm Catholic.
I go to church every Sunday.
You know what?
I pray the Bible.
How about blowjobs then?
Oh, I honestly, I think that shit is disgusting.
It's disgusting.
I'm not for you.
You know, I'd probably, you know, give a blowjob to the Bible.
What?
No, I'm trying.
I'd rather read the Bible than that sucker's dick.
I'd rather read the Bible.
Thanks.
What?
All right.
Well, she's cooked.
All right.
What about you?
That's the question.
Yeah, I got you.
What's your name?
Stupid.
What's your name?
Mahogany.
Hey, y'all.
Wait, wait.
Mahogany.
She is.
The color, the tree, the music, your mama.
Yo, yo, her mom was like, I don't know.
It's a resort at Key Largo.
She went to the tree.
Oh, mahogany.
Do you stay for five years?
Expensive.
Expensive.
You stay there for free?
I wish, bitch.
They don't know how to do it.
How old are you?
Mahogany?
I'm 30.
Wait, 30?
Mahogany?
I'm old.
Damn.
Can't even tell.
Period.
What's your background?
I'm black.
Just straight black.
American black.
African-American.
I'm a descendant of slaves.
She's foundational.
She's from FBA.
Okay.
So, my great grandma was a slave.
Wait, no, no, no, she's so small.
What do you do for work?
Toby, get your ass back in the.
Hey, man, where are you two, nigga?
I forgot.
I forgot.
We're comedians.
I'm a medical assistant.
Medical, too?
Damn.
Damn.
Two buttons for you, man.
Okay.
You're about four of them.
Highest education level?
I got an associate's degree.
Completed?
Yeah.
In business management.
Okay.
Dating status.
I got a man.
Okay.
Oh.
How'd you meet him?
Fuck you mean.
That's my nigga.
I met him when I met him and he met me when he met me.
Is he white?
He a nigga.
He's white.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't date white.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't date white men.
What's wrong with white men?
They're peanuts.
Disgusting.
Wait, wait, how are you disgusting, though?
Because I'm black.
But how is it disgusting, though?
What does that mean?
I was a descendant of slaves.
That's like going against my ancestors.
Oh, okay.
How dare you?
Exactly.
Almost every raceman conquered before.
Nah, it's different.
Okay.
Interesting.
Say the least.
Okay.
Pairs together or no?
No.
Birth control?
No.
Okay.
And then, of course, Chris.
All right.
Your body count at 30?
One.
Okay.
You know what?
You got a marathon.
She got a marathon.
I'm going to vote it for.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Dom.
I know who you are.
Damon Not.
Please tell me who you are.
Yeah, top journalists on X, White House journalists.
I'm going to the White House multiple pal.
I'm a White House correspondent journalist.
And most of the stuff that you hear and see on the internet is a problem for me in some type of way or originated for me or is inspired by me.
Wow.
Probably for the last two to three years.
My major journalist.
My body Tom.
Don't kiss him, Joe.
Wait, wait, look what they did.
Oh, they're so quick with your face.
Like, I didn't want to see you all in the background.
I heard you laugh in the background.
Okay, moving on, Smartly.
Y'all niggas are assholes, bro.
But I love you guys, man.
Okay, so we're going to do an update now.
And guys, this is going to be the different kind of show.
We've been doing this show for five years plus.
It's been dope, of course.
You guys know the kickouts, the Frank Castles, shouting.
That's crazy.
The debating.
Awesome.
But it's a little bit different.
And I see going to tell you guys today's actual schedule, what's happening with the ladies today.
Here we go.
We got IC here on the mic, ones and twos.
Can y'all hear me?
Yep.
Okay, amazing.
So for tonight's show, we're going to have a nice little crazy panel.
We're starting off with a high IQ segment, which is basically, I think you guys are kind of familiar with it.
It's called, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
So we're going to ask you guys two questions out of four subjects.
That's the first round.
Whoever wins that round will be getting a prize.
Now, chat, how are you going to vote the girls?
You guys are going to sit up here.
We're going to do the girls through numbers.
So that way you guys don't have to get confused with names and stuff like that.
So the girl starting from fresh will be girl number one.
Girl next to her will be girl number two.
Girl three, four, five, six.
So that's how we're going to vote your donations.
Every time when you donate, all right, this is going to go to girl number one, right?
And just add to her explanation here, guys, you can actually choose who's on the show longest and winning a prize.
So the power is in your hands now.
So you get to pick who's actually in these categories for all these.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we have three prizes for tonight.
So the first prize is going to go to the highest IQ.
Then the second one, we're going to do a little segment called Instagram versus Real Life.
And then we're going to have a little bonus challenge with that.
Some of the chat, some of you guys are kind of familiar with the segment.
And then lastly, of course, it's going to be for the most entertaining.
So you guys are going to have to talk about your most craziest stories or relationship confessions.
And then the last one, which we will move to locals, this is going to be the best part because I know you guys are going to enjoy this.
One of the hosts, okay, one of the guys that are here is going to get a lap dance in the back from two girls.
And they are going to win the biggest prize of tonight.
So I hope you guys are ready.
I hope you ladies are ready.
Oh, yeah.
And let's have a great show.
Huh?
Can I choose the girls?
No, I'm talking.
No, I already chose the girls.
I already know the two girls that are going to do the lap dancing.
So we'll go from there.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
I'm out.
Right.
Awesome.
Okay, so we'll start with the first setup here for high IQ.
Now, ladies, who has done the IQ test before?
Anybody?
No.
Nobody?
No, not really.
Lucky day.
Join me right now.
Fresh, can we retouch first, please?
Okay, we could attach for you.
That's fine.
And we'll come back.
All right, Slim Mo Bob says, I took a girl on a date and I picked her up.
I know y'all said not to give them rides, but it happened.
Okay?
And on the date, I tell her what I want relationship-wise, and she's not messing with it.
I get up and leave because no point is wasting my time.
Myron, I know you're good.
You're going to say, I already wasting my time picking her up.
Am I wrong for leaving her stranded?
Myron's here right now, but bro, honestly speaking, bro, you tell her what you want in a relationship is an L.
It should be all about her, what she's into, and just ask questions, bro.
You know what it is with dates, right?
It's kind of like, I think for dates, have her talk the most because you want to see what she's about.
Let's talk better because you might fuck it up.
He just did.
Talk about her.
Oh, this shit.
Yeah.
Keep it on her, bro, because that's going to alleviate all the pain of you looking like an L.
Yeah, you're right.
It isn't really a man's position to really talk because his position to react to a woman's feelings.
You're just supposed to act on the feelings or validate her reason to feel what she feels and then just simply accept her advances.
But you're not supposed to be the one to start them.
Yeah, also for a date, guys, it should be where you want to go and where you're going anyway.
She's just like a plus one.
So if you're going all your way to pick her up to do things that she wants to do, it's LA ready.
So there you go.
But he's saying it is wrong for leaving her stranded, which I think, yeah, man.
If you picked her up, drop off.
You know, you don't have to like talk to her and shit.
Just drop her off or call her Uber and make sure she gets home safe.
Get her Uber.
Yeah.
You don't take her home, bro.
Well, once again, it's for her safety reasons.
And it's like, you know, it's just overall better.
Just a drop dead done.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't want to be that guy that leaves her stranded.
All of a sudden, cops on my door.
Is a licensed, I mean, like, professional driver.
So she did good.
The problem is, if anything happens to her when she's in your care, after, you're in trouble.
Yeah.
So that's the issue.
All right.
What's the next one?
Guys says, remember, it takes two people to ruin a relationship.
So blame her and her mother for raising her that way.
You did nothing wrong, bro.
Stay toxic.
I like that.
That's funny.
That's funny, guys.
Oh, this nigga, bro.
Friday, here's a pick of fresh.
I need to work at Inn Out Burger to be fresh.
Actually, it was Chick-fil-A, bro.
Booker Raton.
Amazing time.
Helps a great staff as well.
Shout out to Chris and Boca Raton.
Thank you.
At Chick-fil-A.
Boca Raton?
Wait, wait.
Someone photoshop your face over a girl's photo?
They did, bro.
I don't know why, but it's funny.
What was the next one?
That's it.
All right, ladies.
So, what they're going to do is test here about high IQ.
But we'll start with questions.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
You guys ready?
Yep.
Yes.
We're going to start with Mahogany, because she's the oldest and also the prettiest, right?
Don't say that.
I'll just, yeah, I was kidding.
All right, cool.
So, number one.
What part of your body keeps growing even after you're fully grown?
Shit, none.
Shit, the fuck.
I'm still skinny.
They lied.
They kept telling me, like, oh, don't get surgery yet.
Your body's gonna grow in.
Bitch, I'm third.
Oh, give me your ass.
Okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, can I do it?
Do it.
It's fine.
Do it again.
Thank you.
Her answer, nothing, right?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Okay.
We'll move on.
Is this supposed to be like actual logic?
Yes.
Okay.
So, what part of your buddy keeps growing even after you're fully grown?
Ease nooks.
Your ears?
No.
Are you asking her, Telly?
Your skin?
We'll come back to you.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't know.
Kidneys.
Okay.
I was going to say your hair.
Okay.
Okay.
I was going to say lungs.
Okay.
I would say ass.
Yes?
Yeah.
Okay.
The answer actually is nose and ears.
I was going to say nose.
Oh my god, I didn't even know that one.
No, I was going to say nose because I remember like from Pinocchio, but I know it was like Pinocchio, but then I was like, wait, what if it's real life too?
Like your nose never stops growing?
Because I remember reading it in an article about what never stops growing.
Wait, hold on, you read?
Yes, of course I read.
I love English.
I hate math, but English is my strong suit.
Okay.
Okay, so we'll give her some points here.
We'll have points.
All right, next one.
Wait, who's keeping track of points?
That's fine, it's fine.
All right, we got how many bones are in an adult human body?
You can write it down on the piece of paper there as well.
So how many bones are in the adult body?
Human body.
100.
I'm going to wait.
We're done.
All right.
With your pads.
206 is the answer.
So.
Yeah.
Everyone, but you still got it right.
Great.
Okay.
All right.
And let's keep the music as well, guys, when we're doing this.
I'm doing a lot at one time.
All right, what's the largest ocean on Earth?
We'll start.
Wait, what?
What?
What was the other one?
Largest ocean on Earth.
Largest ocean?
Yeah.
So that's the only reason why it's it's.
We all write it down.
Now we gotta write it down.
You can make it easier, so keep it private until we bring it up.
You got it.
I don't know how to spell it.
I'm not gonna lie, you can just say it after all.
Right, you guys ready?
Yeah, all right.
One, two, three.
The Pacific Ocean.
Pacific Ocean, correct.
I knew it was the Pacific Ocean.
That's too bright, bro.
Don't play.
Huh?
Who got it right?
No.
No so, it was everybody, I just.
But oh, now y'all changing the answers.
I said my answer, I put on answer, because I'm an honest girl, you know I'm saying okay no, so I didn't get the point.
He said it right, but you didn't spell it though.
But you said it.
Yeah, I don't know how to spell it, so it's fine, all right.
So just to recap guys uh, Sophia won the first.
Sophie won the uh half point for high IQ.
Uh, this is for the budget part that keeps growing and then bones in the body.
These two didn't win.
All the rest won.
Guys, are we keeping the track or no?
We tried okay okay, keep track, please.
And then, Largest ocean, everyone but Sophie.
They don't erase their answers, so they keep it there okay, ladies.
So make sure you don't erase your answers.
So because we have to keep track, all right.
So please don't erase your your answers.
But I see like that that could be a fault though, because some of the girls may erase the answers to write it down again once they ask the question.
Write it down on the pad with the music.
I know.
All right guys, it's fine.
Okay, can I get a new marker?
Mine don't work.
No, get another marker, let's give it one.
All right, you guys?
Ready for next one?
Yeah okay, music.
Which country, which two countries, share the longest international border?
Two countries that share the longest is the national border.
Answer that?
Yeah.
So we got two countries, longest border internationally.
A little bit harder, but geography.
Are we listing both countries?
Yeah.
All right, girls.
If you want to erase your answers on the pad, that's fine, okay?
Because we can be tracked, okay?
All right.
In three, two, one.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm still thinking.
I'm trying to think what the other country is.
No, I'm not cheating.
So we got Haiti and DR. USA, Mexico.
U.S. Canada.
U.S. Canada.
I'm putting Russia and China.
US Canada.
Okay.
The answer is USA and Canada.
Oh my God, are you serious?
That's the easiest thing.
There you go.
I was thinking outside the box.
I did.
Fifi.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
And then this one now is the segment for money and common sense.
Wait, money and common sense?
It's going to be harder here.
If you have $100 to your name and you spend 25%, how much do you have left?
So if you want to get in the middle of the hundred dollars to your name, you spend 25%.
How much is left?
Don't short yellow ladies.
Don't short yet.
They don't show yet.
Don't cheat.
Don't eyes wandering.
$100.
You spent 25%.
How much is left?
No wandering eyes, ladies.
Stupid.
Don't short yet.
All right, three, two, one.
Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was putting 85 because I was doing 25 minus 100 is 75, not 8.
I'm just stupid.
Yeah, I put 75.
Stupid.
Yeah, so.
I was writing math.
Yeah.
One, two, three.
I put it on the bottom.
So, guys, they have to keep your actual palette up so they can see it, right?
Yeah, okay.
For the scores.
Because I can't see all of them.
But she didn't get it.
I mean, yeah, if I did the math wrong, if I could have written it down, maybe it would have been like damn.
All right.
All right.
And then last few here.
If something costs $15 and you pay with $20 bill, how much change should you get?
If something costs $15 and you pay with $20, how much change should you get?
If something costs $15 and you have $20.
If something costs $15, right?
And you pay on a $20 bill, what should your change be?
Including tax?
In general, we're going to run it off to the nearest number, which is what it is.
Just no taxes.
Yes, it is.
Okay.
You guys ready?
All right.
Answers?
Answer is five.
That was too easy.
I'm sorry.
Oh, sorry.
For the ladies who had it right.
They'll got it right.
They all had it right?
Yeah, okay.
All right.
This one's a little bit harder.
Who's the first person to walk on the moon?
These nudes.
Wait, wait, what's the saying?
What the?
Who's the first person to walk on the moon?
Don't say it.
Write it down, ladies.
Dorothy Bodge did.
No helper.
My bad.
Sorry.
All right.
Three, two, one.
But like her.
Okay.
She put me.
Me is crazy.
She put Leon Armstrong.
Neil, Leon, Neil Armstrong.
Leon Armstrong.
I wrote it wrong, but I put Neil.
Neil, Neil.
Take the Armstrong.
I'm not going too bad.
The actual answer is Neil Armstrong.
Neil Armstrong.
I said out loud.
If you have common sense, you would know that.
No way, let's wait to the f***ing moon.
She's putting me on, Leon.
That was funny, bro.
No, because I knew it was not Louis Armstrong because he's with the claw.
I'm thinking that's music.
You have to spell it right.
Okay, the camera right.
Leon could be a person of her life.
Okay.
Yeah, so if it's all wrong, you fucking.
So French.
Uh-uh, I get 0.5.
Pull me up.
Nah, you don't get a point.
I don't know why army army like it's so easy to go.
No, no, you got it wrong.
You gotta be young.
So it was look, guys, on the camera.
Her, you put Neil.
You didn't put the exact full name, so we're not giving it to you.
Her next to me.
And I think that's that's it, right?
Yeah, that's it.
Only you two.
Wait, but I knew it.
The blonde have the most points.
The blonde has the most points.
That's crazy.
That's amazing, right?
Wow, look at me.
Wait, I didn't get it?
Not so bad.
I said, you said Neil?
I said Neil Armstrong.
I looked at him in the eyes.
It's actually a tie so far.
You gotta write it down.
Okay, look.
Okay.
We'll get more bundles.
Our last one here, ladies.
I don't really got to say that.
Which came first?
The iPhone or Facebook?
Which came first?
The iPhone or Facebook?
Going once.
Going twice.
Here we go.
Wait.
Let's see your answers.
No, no, wait.
It's like it's a simple question.
Just write it down.
It's gonna be useful.
I search my see?
Because you look.
That's why the girls are showing us.
So, Facebook.
Don't show your answers.
Facebook, Facebook, Facebook.
No, iPhone?
I put iPhone.
I searched.
No, correct?
Except you.
So it is Facebook.
I remember because they still had computers.
2004 and then 07 is the iPhone.
All right, that's it for this segment from IIQ.
Don, what are your thoughts on these answers, bro?
I'm shocked.
I mean, the blonde having the most points says two things: either the blonde is everyone, she's smarter than everyone else, or everyone's just dumber than the blonde.
Or brunette.
I'm a fake blonde.
I'm a fake blonde.
Okay.
Care color.
It's like light brown.
See, so I'm smart.
She's a fake blonde.
Well, guys, in the chat, who do you think actually won this exchange here?
We have the winner already, by the way, but this is funny because possibly.
So, do we have our top three though?
No, we already got one.
No, go ahead.
Can we erase this?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can.
Who we got?
Oh, my God.
Yep.
You got it, brother.
It is the blonde.
So she won this segment, high IQ.
Okay, awesome.
All right.
This one's that's the segment.
Sorry.
Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry.
So we mentioned high IQ, looks, and of course, entertainment.
So I'm going to do looks.
This is the fun part.
The part I love.
So we're going to have you rate each other side by side.
And you're going to put down a number for the person that's next to you.
We'll do to the right.
And then say what you can improve on from your opinion.
Okay.
Wait, what they can improve on?
So you got to be honest with yourself.
What's your rating?
One out of ten.
Wait, I have to rate who?
Ourselves.
To the right.
So we'll start here.
We'll start.
We'll start here.
So rate her one out of ten.
What you can improve on right now?
You can be honest, yeah.
What, just out loud?
Yeah.
I mean, she's young.
So she's going to have time to improve.
So, you know.
So one out of ten.
What would you rate her?
One out of ten.
Stop.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I give her a six.
Because she's young.
Okay.
I'm still growing.
Yeah.
What could she improve on?
Honestly, nothing.
She's just young.
But you gave her a six.
Yeah.
How is that possible?
Because she's young.
Say it again.
So she hasn't grown into her full, like, yeah, but it's a six right now, though.
Yeah, right now.
I feel like she's not ugly and she's beautiful.
I mean, she could have done her eyebrows, but that's about it.
That's true.
I didn't do my eyebrows.
Look at the eyebrows.
She's the baby.
Six and eyebrows.
Okay.
What about her?
Them eyebrows do need a little...
That shit look crazy.
Goddamn.
That shit look crazy.
They're nice and full.
I am Middle Eastern.
They got nice eyebrows, okay?
If I did tweak them, I have full, nice eyebrows.
Look at that.
Okay, what about her?
Oh, be honest, please.
She's so cute.
I don't know, man.
8.5.
Let's go.
8.5, 8.5.
YouTube guys, come on over to Rumble only.
This is about to get a little bit crazy.
So, 1010 and 8.5.
Okay.
What could you work on?
No, nothing, honestly.
I just think that 10 is just like really, really, really, you know?
So by 8.5, that's beautiful on its own, but I mean, nothing.
She's got the cute dress on, the tattoo popping, her face, makeup done.
I mean, hair done.
Nah, nothing really.
She's beautiful.
1010.
What's your hair?
And then what could you work on?
She's a good eight.
I'll take that.
She's a good eight.
What could she work on?
Maybe just something more colorful instead of black.
Okay, that's fair.
Something more to make your skin pop.
Yeah.
All right.
For her?
Okay.
I rate you a seven.
Okay.
I think that I think you should get more highlights, though.
I think you would look better with more highlights.
You think so?
That's not because that's not it.
Sometimes you can prove on.
That's a tangible.
What?
Highlights is like, it's like a sprinkles on a cupcake.
You could be honest.
That's true.
Spray tan.
Spray tan?
The same shit.
Oh, switch it too pale.
Those are easy advances.
Okay, that's fine.
What would you rate her and then what can she improve on?
I don't like doing that.
Damn.
Just like that?
No, it doesn't mean anything bad.
I just don't like doing anything.
Yeah, but you size it up, though, and you're looking down and you was like, you know what I'm saying?
It's like a seven.
Okay.
What could she work on?
Um.
They see your nails.
No, they look really nice.
I don't know.
Maybe fix the little roots coming out.
Okay.
And look at me again.
I don't like being rude.
You'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
How's that being rude?
Yeah.
That's it.
Say hair is like ramen noodles.
Okay.
What about her?
1010.
What could she improve on?
Her age.
Stop talking.
She can't fix that.
Wanna be rude, man?
Let's say it.
Come on, man.
I'm gonna say seven and it's the edges.
Okay, that's pretty.
All right.
Wait, we can't say what?
What?
Six or seven?
Seven.
Fresh, but we can't say seven.
Rating-wise.
Yeah.
Gotta be six.
Or eight.
What's wrong with seven?
Why?
Because all girls will say seven.
But seven is safe.
Okay, either way, these ratings are bullshit.
Anyhow, are we off on YouTube, by the way?
Yeah.
We are?
Awesome.
So we're going to do actual rating with the chat with Instagram.
Real or not.
Now, for the most part, we'll get your pages.
But at the same time, we'll do an actual display with you in the front.
So have you come up to the front, bring your page and see if you're like an Instagram page or if you're like a real person.
Oh, like if you're clipping or clout, whatever you call it.
Catfish catfish.
That's correct.
So we'll look at the first Instagram page and then we'll bring her up.
All right.
Guys, tell us in the chat as well if you think cap or not.
So let's see.
Who is right here?
Mahogany.
Mahogany.
All right.
Oh, that's me.
All right, come on, Wood.
Hurry up, mahogany.
Or if it wants to down here, sir.
That's over here.
Okay.
The camera's right.
Okay.
There you go.
All right.
So if you want to back up a little bit to the sign, please.
There you go.
Come back here.
Right here.
To the rumble.
You know what?
I'll zoom out a little bit more.
Okay, so, Dom, what are you thinking?
I mean, shit, she don't look like she got a nigga.
Yeah, dumb.
What did she say?
She got a nigga.
Wait, wait.
She was talking earlier.
And no one accidental towards you.
She's not even on the highlight, bro.
Where's your mana?
What's your man, bro?
Where's your man at?
What's your man at?
And maybe she's trying to say she's married to the money.
That's what she trying to say.
She married to the game.
Okay, what was your raider?
And of course, like, I would say she's not too far from her page.
So that's that's that's doable.
All right.
So five, five catfish, four.
But would you give her a real life wifey score?
Oh, would you?
You have to go back to that.
Let me see.
Real life wifey score.
Wifey score.
What, one through ten?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
Scroll down.
Mama, sister arguing, so I won't be here.
They're going to need she putting her family business on there.
Oh, man.
So that's.
That was a trend on TikTok.
That doesn't make it cool, though.
I don't give a fuck.
I can't see shit.
I know what I want.
All right, go back to this.
Apparently, see that when that right there, I don't know.
Yeah.
You bout.
I listen to my man, but I do what I want.
Where's your man?
You hear arguing with random man?
I'm at home watching.
You're watching what?
I'm probably watching this.
What is it on your page, though?
Cool, cool, cool.
Because, you know, he's fine and bitches be wanting to fuck your nigga.
So you got to keep that shit low.
This is Miami.
It's bad bitches out here.
Wait, so she's not lying, though.
Bitches will fuck your nigga.
Stop playing.
Wait, wait.
This is Miami.
Fuck you talking about bitches will fuck your nigga bitch.
Stop playing.
How long you him and dating though?
All right.
Like four years.
For what years?
We're good.
We're good.
All right.
All right.
He was in that picture.
What picture?
Where?
That picture that y'all put.
That hand is my nigga hand.
Yeah, that's his hand.
I know she's like, that's what I'm saying.
Ariel.
My nigga, bitch.
I said, blurry as hell right now.
Blurry ass ass.
I said, blurry ass up, bro.
Shout out to my nigga.
Yeah, that could be your best friend, bro.
I said, blurry as fuck.
That's my nigga right now.
That could be your best.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's that below your ass?
So is that his dick?
Hey.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Why are you looking too much?
I'm observing.
Just a boy's view.
I don't know if that's your man, but it seems like you're pimp.
We'll move forward.
No.
Damn.
Damn.
Let's go next to Sophie.
She's 30, though.
I'm kidding.
There we go.
All right, what's her page?
Which one?
Wait, pull up the purple.
Yeah, you're good.
Here we go.
So she's 18.
And of course, she got no ass, right, Press?
Okay, let's bring her a page real quick.
Okay, so Dom, I'm gonna have you go through this page.
Sophie, is she legit or is she Sophie?
Jack it off.
Yeah, jack it off.
Come on.
What's going on on the page?
You're like, yo, you're in shape.
Show it.
Period.
Period.
Let's go to bitch.
Hold on.
I'm out of this offer.
Yeah.
She's so cute.
Hold up, go up a little bit.
That's my ex-I passed the right hold.
Oh, bro.
Oh, you see.
R.I.P. Spare him.
Okay.
We're about to scroll down.
That nigga died.
My bad.
All right.
All right, let's see.
Yeah, well, man, shit, I don't have nothing negative to say, really, about this one.
Don't seem that bad.
No, it don't seem bad.
Man, she's gonna just sing.
She's outside, bro.
Everything's outside.
Who's that nigga?
That's Trippy Red.
Oh, yeah, that's my.
Oh, hey, hey, nigga, that's funny.
Random niggas, rappers.
Because that was our revenge for Halloween, and he did a performance, and it was super surreal.
I loved it, right in front of my face.
Not that we were hanging out.
Right by your face?
It's like a little event.
Okay.
Okay.
You can sit down now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll say this though.
Chats, raider one on a 10.
And then you put it in the chat as well, but I can't say white fear not.
I mean, being out in the streets that much at 18, it would be like a bad thing.
But 18?
It's your choice.
But it's all.
Yeah, but it's your choice.
Arkansas?
18.
I'm just saying.
That's pretty good.
18 is early.
You know, a little place.
Okay.
18.
Sorry.
18 is young.
Best spots here.
You got to be talking about it.
I grew up quickly.
I'm mentally not 18, I believe.
Yeah, physically.
Yeah, well, I think being in Miami, too, as well as a young girl, you get a lot of opportunity up front.
So it's kind of like, yeah.
So you gotta take it.
What about you?
We'll do her next.
Please don't go to my page.
Is it bad?
No, it's cool.
Let's go.
It's bad.
Yep.
Let's see.
That's just bad.
All right, go ahead.
Let's go.
This is so bad.
It can't be that bad, right?
No, it's horrible.
They gave her like a six.
No, I don't know what's going on.
Five.
Wait, they gave me a 6.5?
Two at best.
All right.
6.7.
I love Mia Forever.
Okay.
Let's see her page.
Half, half and half, yep.
And she barely five.
What the God?
Oh, that's you.
Never mind.
That's it.
It's cooked.
Bro, it's cooked.
Yeah, it's cooked.
Oh, that's all we got.
That's a career color.
Are you a stripper?
That's a one.
Wait, wait, you're.
She was showing us some work here today.
I was like, damn, let me see how you're going to be.
You took classes.
You took classes.
You look like you know.
She's just to make sure, right here, if you.
Oh, this nigga funny.
If you had to pick what you want to be known for, your page ought to be the stripper?
That assert?
Dom, are you giving her wife here?
No, I couldn't.
I can't either.
The stripper.
So, so one out of ten, chat, you can read her.
I mean, I will say this, though.
She has some nice tits.
Yes, she is.
Okay, you can say no, no.
All right.
All right.
I'm next.
I mean, it's celebrating.
Girl in the gym.
Come on.
I'm wearing my work uniform right now, so spare me.
Okay, there you go.
All right, what's up?
I wish I wore that to work.
We have to.
We have to what?
To rate for real.
Like to rate for real for a like.
Yeah, we'll do after.
They gave her a six, basically.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
All right.
What's your page?
410k.
Okay.
So we'll come a little bit more.
I'm trying to follow that app though.
All right, guys.
We're one out of ten.
Of course.
Okay, she'll like her photos.
Oh, yeah.
She belongs to the streets.
Little booty matters Bro, because she tooted her.
LBM.
She tooted it up.
LBM, man, let's go.
Okay, you are gorgeous, man.
Oh, my gosh.
We're the one on the table.
Okay, you can fly down now.
Thank you.
So, Dom, wifey or not?
No, she got about 12 sugar daddies.
No, she didn't.
Can't do it.
Every post is advertisement for a sugar daddy.
I think.
Bro, look at all the spots.
They look juiced as well.
What the fuck, Chris?
It's just being boys.
They gave me a boys.
They gave her a nine.
So, okay, it's pretty good.
What do you mean, we?
Nigga said, I'm hitting.
All right.
What about you?
All right.
Let's go.
That's our page.
I'm scared.
You scared?
Let's go.
She got the cross on her neck.
It can't be too bad.
No, it's bad, bro.
What do cross-offs?
Don't even say that shit, Michael.
I fucking was the worst call.
That's what they say.
That was the worst call.
We're about to see.
Oh, we already saw him.
That's exactly what you're going to see, though.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
BX Bangs.
She's a dwarf.
Okay.
She kind of.
She's saluting.
Whose house is that?
What's Bonnie's like little?
Wait, wait, who's that?
Whose car is that?
Wait, who's guy?
Whose car is that?
Whose car is that?
Who car that is?
Wait, why you grab your tits, though?
That is right.
That's prom.
Oh, it's prom?
Oh, wait, a problem?
Well, she's 18, so.
Yeah.
I mean, prom is.
Whose pool is that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, yo.
Who's pool that is?
Don't get on in with any lore, uh, bills.
Why y'all prom is it?
That's it.
Just look at the picture admired.
Okay, so let's see.
Yo, what we see, prom.
Let's give her a rating.
Um, okay, pictures are pretty on point with her imagery person, so I'll give her reality.
Um, Don, wifey or not too young to side for this, yeah, too young to decide.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, man.
She's outside at some damn pretty shit.
Being in Miami as a young girl, bro, you get mansion parties, you get like literally, you know, invites to like yachts.
It comes to you.
So, I wonder, like it comes to you, all right.
Are you in 18?
Yeah, you feel me?
Are you facing everything?
Yeah, you can say no.
Oh, look at me commenting.
Oh, I love her.
Oh, you guys are friends?
I know her.
Wait, Chris?
Hello, guys.
That was me.
I changed up my screen for her.
Yo, that was me, bro.
Okay, last but not least, Miss Military.
Military.
Yeah, this one's gonna.
Let's see.
Below average.
Oh, God.
Damn, I ain't no shit.
She's a little stupid.
Oh, shit.
Shout out to L. Let's go.
Damn.
Hold on.
I told you, man.
She belongs to the barracks.
Hey, okay, so let's see her page.
You had me at attention.
Yeah, man.
God.
Good bad.
That's heaven, apparently.
Three photos.
Oh, wait, that's all she's saying.
Oh, yeah.
I remember she did.
Wait, that's a nice picture.
She'd be stabbing people.
She'd be stabbing boyfriends.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yo, look at the comments.
Gorgeous.
Yeah.
She gets hella niggas, bro.
Wait.
Oh, Michael Saw.
I'm afraid of fit.
Yeah, Michael.
What the fuck, Michael?
Wait, who?
I got a lot of DMs.
I'm sure you got a lot of DMs.
Okay, so I'll give her reality because it's pretty much the same.
Don, wifey or not?
Yeah, that's the best one.
I like what I see because it does have a lot of money.
Less is more, huh?
Yeah, less is more.
And it shows that she does have a respectable career because she's worried about what she posts online.
That's a huge W for men of status that you care about your social presence.
And she was working in front of you, so I was a plus.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
So we'll have to chat aside.
All right, chat.
Who won this segment?
Because I'm not going to lie, man.
Like, I think we got like two runner-ups.
And honestly, like, I think looks-wise.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so someone said she's three because she's black.
She's not black, she's Dominican.
Yeah.
She's for the streets, still.
Okay.
So let's go tally.
Okay, I got you.
On your end.
It's gonna be girls.
Sorry.
It's gonna be girl.
Well, hold on.
Because you know what's funny about this?
Girl two?
Like, like girl four and girl five.
Bro.
Two, four, and five.
Two, four, and five.
So, two, four, five.
Well, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
On my end.
Sophie.
Um, Fifi and Mel.
Oh, two, three.
Okay.
So we need a tiebreaker, right?
Between those three.
Yeah.
Between the three?
Because they're all tied the same.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, so then have them come up front and just, you know, yeah, you know what we could do as well?
If we get a donal, they can pick the one that they want.
Or we could do a three on three.
Like a like, like the three girls and just let the chat decide.
Yeah, we could do that.
That's fine.
All right, so we'll have you three come up.
And then they can decide who they want in the chat.
All right.
It's funny because they're like basically all white.
Yo, y'all niggas are racist, man.
What the fuck?
All right, so uh we should have actually um let's see okay guys so put in the chat either Sophie Fifi or Mel All right, so let's go.
Guys, who you picking?
And they're all in black basically, okay.
So guys, this segment is for looks you gotta put in the chat.
Oh, they got Fifi in there.
No ask blonde, look middle girl.
Sophie Cuban personality, you know.
Okay, so we got a lot going on here.
Sophie, Blonde we need, like a better way, because Sophie and the blonde, it seems, are the main ones.
Sophie and the blonde right yeah, Sophie and the blonde.
Okay, all right.
So we do have a tiebreaker between Sophie and the blonde.
So Melissa, sit down.
Guys sorry okay, we'll have two now also cast a club.
When this is done, we got a portion after the show for you guys.
Only we're gonna have actual one of the staff and the girls get freaky dicky.
You feel I'm saying uh okay cool, what the is that me?
Okay, that's yo, you niggas are funny bro.
Okay, we got blonde who you pegging, though?
No, she was like fucking somebody.
A lot of blondes who's winning here?
Guys okay, from head to toe.
Yeah, we got any chats, bills or no?
No okay, i'm seeing blonde a lot.
Uh so chat, saying bent over.
Nope, let's all do all that.
I'm not gonna lie blonde, i'm listening to cast clubs club.
Okay, I see blonde a lot.
I'll see him blonde.
Okay, I think blonde won it.
Okay, holy shit, all right, so she won this segment.
Wait, showing Iq and fucking body.
What the fuck's going on here, man?
What's going on guys?
Hey hey, hey guys girls, you can't blame her for the um Iq shit okay, because your girl's bombed on that.
You can't blame her.
Okay.
So she won both segments there.
We are trying to give you a chance there.
Don't worry.
We have taking place up.
No, no, we got the most highest prize for Nintendo coming up next.
All right.
So we're going to do some questions here.
Dom.
Yeah.
I'm going to ask the first question to ladies.
What do you want to know about them?
No, no, a little bit better.
And I'll ask after that.
All right.
Where do you want to start?
So I'll start with her.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Oh, I like that one.
Hopefully, warrant officer.
Plan on dropping my warrant officer packet.
You're enlisted right now?
I'm enlisted.
Which rank?
E4.
Specialist.
Yes.
Okay.
I was in the army.
All right.
So just warrant, that's it.
Warrant officer and property.
That's my main thing.
I'm trying to get into real estate.
Cool.
Cool.
Yeah?
I know.
I see myself in silky pajamas in a silky bed sheet.
All pink.
In a nice little place that I bought with my own money.
And beating the race to 100K with my friends.
Beating the race.
Yeah, I have like a little race going on.
We're all like 18.
We're trying to see who gets to 100K first.
Somehow, just being in silky pajama, you just somehow you're going to get there.
You don't have to do it.
No, yeah, because I want to buy a house in my new bed, my pajamas.
You have plans to get there.
Do you have a plan to get there?
Yeah.
Did you not hear all the sources of income I have?
I have my own LLC business, Golden Treasures.
I have a 9 to 5 right now.
I stream.
I do TikTok live.
That's like four.
But that's just multiple sources of income.
That's how I'm going to get to the bed that I'm going to be in.
Most likely there'll be one, and the rest will just depend off that one.
It's best to double down on one.
Have the best results.
You?
I guess.
In five years?
I would know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ideally, I would like to be married with at least one child and be a stay-at-home mom.
But if I don't find a man, then I want to be doing like sales and then just have a pink car and go to the gym every day.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hopefully, some type of non-profit, some way I could give back.
You want to join one and just...
I want to start one.
Start one.
Start another car.
You know, non-profits are mostly profitable, right?
It's all finesse.
Well, it doesn't have to be in some way.
Yeah, not the business side of it.
You don't have an idea of who?
Kids, homeless?
Just any possible way.
Whatever's needed is what I want to do.
Oh, really?
Okay.
All of those are needed, I think.
Just wherever I'm.
Doesn't matter.
Sounds good.
Yeah.
I see myself in five years being a comedian, working for Saturday Night Live, living in New York, in a penthouse apartment with my golden doodle, going to work every Saturday night live, being a funny comedian and building my acting career.
You look Jewish enough.
I can see it.
Jewish.
I'm the next Domingo.
You're going in New York.
The women on Saturday live from New York, they all look Jewish, or most of them are Jewish.
Live on Saturday night.
She looks like St. Clair.
I can see how she looks like that.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
That's my goal in life, really.
That's why I'm doing social media so much.
I'm like, I need to be a comedian.
You know, big mama type.
All right.
What about you?
Next five years?
In the next five years, I want to own a business.
Any business?
I really want to own a spa.
Okay, that was great.
So, listen, I think these answers here are pretty boring.
Let's have some funny, right?
So, we'll start with you.
Why did you, your ex break up?
You're like sex.
Man, my last ex broke up because he got sentenced to 40 years.
God damn for doing what?
Um, well, he broke into a man's house, and the man was there, and they ended up shooting the man, and the man became paralyzed.
So, he then went to the furthest extent of the damn law and was like, Lock them niggas up and they locked that nigga up.
And you ain't holding him down damn 40 years.
Do you know what I've done in 20 years?
The fuck?
Fuck out of here.
How long did it take for you to leave, though?
Did you wait for the trial or you left?
I waited through all of that.
I waited through all of that.
P.O.P. Hold it down.
I did all that.
But when they said 40 years, so let me get it straight.
You chose a criminal toy.
No, no, no.
Now, now.
I didn't choose a criminal.
I chose a fine nigga.
He just happened to be a criminal.
Right.
Right.
Got it.
Right.
So, your new man, what does he do?
He ain't no criminal.
He, he, he got a real job.
You know, he be nine to five.
Shit, he goes to work before nine.
He goes to work at 6 a.m.
Shit.
I'd be asleep.
So, what did you learn from this last relationship with your criminal ex?
Um, what'd you learn?
Don't hold it down.
Don't hold it down, man.
Because that nigga gonna get 40 years and you're gonna be looking crazy.
What about Gucci man and Keisha Kiera?
He didn't get 40 years.
Still, though, that five and 40.
Like, yes, that's math.
He's gonna be gay by the time he got up.
For sure.
Okay.
He's gay.
What about you?
Sorry, oh, my ex stupid.
Why'd you break up with your ex?
What happened?
You want me to talk about it?
Sure, yeah.
Be open.
We're here for you.
Is that the one that uh yeah, my ex passed away in a car crash October 26th, like this month.
So, um, I don't know how I feel about that.
But basically, yeah, we had an up and down relationship, and it was pretty like we loved each other, but we always fought.
But I think love is a fighting, and I think you have to go through a lot of things through love to prove it's love because it's patience.
And we didn't have like all you know, la la like cupcakes and rainbows.
But I mean, I miss him a lot, and I wish I could tell him some things that I didn't get the opportunity to.
He just died, you know what I'm saying?
Question for you: just car crashed and just died.
Rest in peace, though.
I love that man.
It's okay.
I think I've accepted it already, so it's fine.
But I've never had a boyfriend before, so that's why I came on here last summer.
I had a boyfriend.
I'm 18, and I think life crashing in front of my eyes has proved to me hella shit.
That's why I don't give a fuck what people say anymore, y'all.
Y'all can say whatever the fuck you want, though.
Fuck you.
Like, fuck you.
So, question: if you made me cry, then you made me laugh.
Uh, would you like still date him if he was alive today?
If he was alive today, I wish I could say things because we had broken up like before he had died.
So, it's like, wow, okay, thank you.
Like, fuck.
Um, but, anyways, because I liked him a lot and I wanted him to be my boyfriend, but then things didn't end up working out, and I wanted to tell him things, and he just died, you know what I'm saying?
But, anyways, besides the point, um, if he was still alive today, I'd come running into his arms.
And if he was just in the hospital bed, like, fucking like very injured, I wish I was just there for him, you know what I'm saying?
But he just passed away in the ambulance, like, he literally was suffering in the ambulance and passed away in the hospital.
But it wasn't like he died right away.
That's why I'm like, this is the situation.
What I learned is that life can come at you like in the blink of an eye, and that people think that they can never die, that we have nine lives, that we can do whatever the fuck we want, and that whatever, nothing's gonna, you know, come up to, we're not gonna have karma, we're not gonna get in trouble.
No, but you know what?
This guy has always been driving drunk all the time.
He thought that this shit wasn't gonna catch up to him.
Yes, I'm sorry.
You don't drive drunk anymore, okay?
And that's not supposed to be happening.
You don't drink and drive.
Because you know what?
After a while, she's going to catch up to you and you're going to end up fucking dead.
And that's what it taught me to not be careful.
Safety is my priority.
I'm not going to have no dumbass drive my car.
I'm not having, you know, I'm not going to keep my safety surrender because of someone who couldn't handle their liquor.
And they thought, yeah, I'm fine.
I could drive for you guys.
You know, when you have your friends, right?
You're not going to come and tell them, oh, obviously, you're not able to drive, right?
Oh, obviously, oh, you're too intoxicated.
No, you're not going to tell them if they say that they're fine and they're your friend.
You're not going to go and shit on them and be like, no, you're intoxicated.
So then you're put in a seriously fucked-up situation.
You got him behind the wheel.
You're passenger in the seat.
Y'all are not buckled in.
And you're y'all driving on, having a great fucking time.
And boom, now the car looks like a fucking piece of metal.
Like, yo, that was a lot.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, so, just to summarize this, your ex-boyfriend was drunk driving.
He wasn't even the driver.
He was in the passenger seat.
That's why I'm saying safety is priority.
If you're going to be in the driver, you need to make sure that the driver is also not intoxicated and perfectly able to drive.
So don't put yourself in seriously dangerous situations.
Buckle up.
Because that seatbelt wasn't there for decoration.
I know people think it is.
Buckle up, yo.
I'm not even talking about it.
Question: Is the driver alive?
No, all of them, you know what?
All of them survived, but Anthony, it's ridiculous.
Literally, all of them survived with serious injuries, and this guy is dead.
Like, nah, he didn't deserve that.
And I know probably it was his time to go, but like, that's just what I believe because I'm like religious.
So I'm like trying to pray every day for that.
But yeah, that's just what happened.
Sorry to hit that loss, but um, how many bodies have you added since then?
Zero.
I've been celebrating.
Like, I've literally, I'm not lying about that.
And I don't know if y'all think I'm fucking capping, but I'm not.
Really?
I don't give a fuck what people say.
Remember?
I said, I don't give a fuck.
Somebody died.
Okay.
So, word.
Well, rest in peace, Anthony.
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.
That's messed up.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
What about you?
Me and my ex are good.
We're cool.
You're cordial?
Mm-hmm.
Why'd you guys break up?
We were best friends for like 10 years.
So best friends?
How'd you meet him?
In school.
Grade school.
And you were friends for 10 years and then you started dating?
Yeah, like a year ago.
What made you start dating?
I don't know.
We just one day we just had sex and then we started to like date after that and then it kind of went bad.
Like he just fell on his dick.
Like you said just one day randomly.
You started fucking.
Yeah, we were drunk.
Sorry, dumb.
Oh, you were drunk?
Dom, sorry.
Dumb.
Is there a correlation between.
Is there.
Okay, so for example, let's say your friends were to go, right?
You go party and get lit, whatever.
You start drinking.
Things happen.
Is that like normal to sleep with your friend?
You'd say?
Yeah.
Sometimes, yeah.
Happened to you.
Yeah.
He's some good friends to have at the table.
All right.
You know what?
Dom friend.
Sorry.
She friends owned him for 10 years, right?
And then one day she was at her lowest, you know, probably some guy that she met that, you know, that dumped her, some dog, you know, pump and dump.
And then he was there.
And he's like, oh, you okay, you know, I'm here for you.
And then he gave her him pity sex.
That's what it was.
Pity sex.
No, it was not pity sex.
It was definitely not.
Where did you fuck him, though?
His house.
Exactly.
You came over to his house.
No, I didn't go to his house.
We went out.
We went out to dinner.
We had drinks.
Why he winded you?
Yeah.
And got you drunk?
He's always winded me.
So, question.
That's why he's my bestie.
Do you think he always wanted to have sex with you from the very beginning?
Possibly.
Always.
So why were you holding back?
Because I didn't see him like that.
I know.
So you're telling me alcohol made you want to fuck him?
That shit was horny.
No, it made me want to explore.
It made me want to explore.
So alcohol, dom, is gateway.
No, because listen, you know how you have a friend where you like, you never know, like you like them, but it's not like that.
And then like time passes or there's a certain situation.
10 years, my nigga?
Yeah.
10 years.
It's just a situation and y'all feel some type of way.
And something happens, but then you realize it's not like that.
But you waited 10 years to smash the guy?
That's what I'm saying.
It wasn't meant to be.
We were never supposed to do this.
We were not supposed to do this at all.
Pity sex.
I told you.
Okay, but it wasn't like pity.
Like, we love each other.
We have a connection.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not that.
Where is he right now?
Hey.
Y'all still fucking?
No.
So, what did you stop it?
Yeah.
10 years friendship.
We fucked once.
That's it.
And then after that, we fucked and we went out on dates and then we were dating.
Oh, wait a minute, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We don't live in the same state.
We don't live in the same state.
So he lives on eight, which I went on dates after.
Yeah.
So, like, I would fly out to see him and stuff.
I thought you might have like a bad thing.
I'm like, no, that's something we didn't have.
Like, after that experience, we didn't really like wait a minute.
How tall is this guy?
Was the sex good?
I just need to.
Oh, this nigga.
It was awkward.
How tall was he?
She did.
He's like 6'4.
Bro, is he black or white?
Black.
He didn't want to.
He flew to all the time.
Oh, he flew me out.
Yeah.
Where does he live?
It must be.
No, I just.
Where does he live?
Callie.
That's a big.
That's what I'm saying.
So let me get this straight.
Friends for 10 years.
You guys never did anything.
You got drunk one night, had sex, went on dates, and then that was it?
Yeah.
We went on dates.
That was your ex?
Yeah.
We were together, yeah.
Maybe her sex was bad.
I don't know.
Bro, wait on.
No, not my sex wasn't bad.
Hold on.
I was a guy, right?
I don't want to smash one time.
Yeah.
So something's not right there.
Yeah, that's not.
There's nothing that's not right.
It's just like we had sex at one time, and it was like.
All right.
Does he play sports?
No.
Is he fat?
No.
Is he a nerd?
No.
So why don't you like him?
Like I said, it was not meant to be like that.
Why don't you meant to be that?
We shouldn't have done that.
It made it weird.
Because I was a friend first.
Now, mind you, the night we had sex, we had a lot of sex everywhere.
That was easy.
Yeah.
And wait, where?
All over his house.
The balconies, everywhere.
The bed.
Yeah, of course it's a raw man.
Yeah, of course it's a raw friend.
Of course, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Really, nigga.
So let me get this straight.
10 years, drunk night, sex everywhere.
Only one time, though.
And then that was it.
So why was it weird you think that you said, you know what?
I don't do this anymore.
What made it weird?
Because that's very important.
Because the dynamic changed.
Like, I used to talk to him, and then it was like, I felt weird after that.
I felt weird to say something.
You felt good enough to go on dates with him.
Yeah, like we went out, but it was starting to get weird.
Like, it felt like I couldn't say everything anymore.
It was like, now that's like my partner.
So he's in the friend zone for 10 years.
He comes out of the friend zone for one day, and that was weird because he's your lover now.
Yeah.
Oh, so you're not.
That makes I couldn't come back to him.
I couldn't come back to him in that way.
I didn't feel safe.
Emotional.
Like, you know what I mean?
What did he provide as a best friend that he couldn't provide once he became your man?
Because it was different.
Now he, you know, he wanted things changed.
We wanted to do certain stuff.
Like, he didn't want me to go certain places now.
Oh, okay.
But certain stuff was starting to be different.
So he was like, oh, like you had some restraints.
Restrictions, yeah.
Or he would say stuff like, I didn't like what you were that day.
I don't like, you know, certain stuff like that.
Like, it was getting weird.
You wanted the freedom of the best friend that you like, but not the responsibility of having a friend.
Yeah, I wanted him the same way he was as a best friend.
He's that values you will never be that.
He's never going to be friendly like that.
They're going to change.
If he values you, you protect what you value.
You don't just let it go out there and be soiled.
You don't let everyone else enjoy what's yours.
That's why you spoil it so you don't have the need to get approval from someone else because you make them feel like they're a goddess.
So, I mean, you were looking for a best friend and a man, but that's not the position he played anymore.
But what did my outfit have to do with anything?
It has everything because when we were best friends, you encouraged him encouraging you to find a man.
That's the only reason why he encouraged it because he knew that it could attract the man.
But with that being said, it's time to take them clothes off and put something more respectable on because you got one now.
That's what changes.
You're his bitch now, so you want to wear clothes now.
So it was acceptable before, but now it's acceptable because you were looking for a man.
You're not looking no more.
You wear those clothes to look for a man.
But Dom, just out to your point here, you see what he did, though?
He changed up instantly.
Because you know what he really wanted to do?
Be mad the entire time.
So he wanted you from 10 years ago.
Now he got you.
He's like, okay, I got my woman now.
So now, you know what it was?
He wasn't really your friend.
Yeah, I'm thinking he's like...
He wanted to fuck you from the day one.
He's trying to stay around.
He's won't be a bitch.
I was blind.
As a guy, I would never do that.
Because 10 years.
That's a little time.
Fresh, come on.
What?
What?
Do what, Fresh?
Like, a lie?
What?
It's a little dream.
Nigga, that's 10 years trying to be your friend.
Oh, 10 years.
Yeah, you're right.
Chris, so get this.
That entire time, he wanted to smash and be with you.
He didn't really change.
He just kind of coasted until you were drunk.
I don't know about that, though, because he never tried.
He never wanted to make it weird.
He never didn't want to make it weird.
Notice, you said it was weird.
And that's why, because this is why.
He always wanted to fuck with you.
But you always held him back either by not engaging or because he didn't want to break boundaries.
When he broke it, what'd he do?
See, don't go here.
What happened?
Don't do this.
She's my girl now.
See?
So ultimately, they want him to fuck you.
Yeah, and if he did say the same, that means he gives no fucks about you because he would treat you like any other woman that he treats as a friend.
I mean, I know certain stuff would change, but like, I feel like that, like.
Also, also, dom, he's got bitches, bro.
6'4, black, he's getting hoes.
Yeah.
But the fucker, only one time, I'm like, yo, that's kind of gay, bro.
What the fuck?
He's kind of gay.
Just gonna come up with restrictions.
That's the role he's supposed to play.
He's supposed to add some type of restrictions and order in your life.
Yeah, women bring the fun, men bring the order.
It's a balance.
If he doesn't come with some order of restrictions, he's not even serving his purpose.
Also, if she was bad in bed, he would be like, all right, fuck it.
I don't care anymore.
But he put boundaries because he's like, okay, this is good shit.
I'm trying to stay in the long haul.
So, question, would you ever go back to him and figure it out?
He could.
He could.
Nope.
I know.
I just want her.
He's amazing.
He looks amazing.
Nope.
Yeah, but you don't like him, though.
No, I do.
Because he's having fun.
I really did.
I just don't want to mess it up.
That was always my fear.
Like I said, like y'all said, he probably did like me.
And he said, I want to mess it up because he knew that you would have not liked that.
But I wasn't thinking like that.
I wasn't thinking like that.
Yeah, some shit.
That's a problem for the next nigga.
The best friend already fucked.
Yep.
Damn.
Yo, hold on.
Now it's going to be like that boy.
That's crazy.
That's scary.
I remember her being his best friend still.
We'll start right here.
Yeah, it don't make sense.
That don't make sense.
It doesn't make sense if you're trying to date another guy, but if you're just staying single, then it's like, whatever.
Let me cut him off.
Yes.
What do you think?
Yes?
Yes.
What do you think?
Yes.
Now, question for you.
Let's say I'm a guy, right?
Wanted to date you.
I meet you.
Here's my best friend, Jamal.
Nigga, what?
Jamal already fucked you.
I don't know this.
And now you're like, Jamal and me.
Well, not me.
You would tell him?
You would tell him?
Yes.
That's a nice cap.
That's not a lie.
I'm going to tell you.
Dr. Cap.
Someone have that just hanging around and it could potentially be capable.
He's going to be okay with you, honey.
I'm not going to agree with that.
He's not.
Probably not.
Now we're entering different territory now.
Because the guy that was your best friend, he smashed, right?
So no, let's say I'm trying to date you.
I'm like, wait, he smashed?
And he's your best friend?
That's your best friend.
So this is why I think men and women being his friends doesn't really work.
No, 10 years, though, is long enough to hold off.
But 10 years after, he smashed.
Got it.
I mean, if I would get another relationship, then clearly I probably wouldn't be like that with him no more.
But now we're okay.
But do you see the issue here, though?
For dating somebody else.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I was thinking someone else, they probably would not be with that.
I mean, that's weird, but we're likely.
Okay.
Well, we'll move on from this.
This is kind of weird in itself.
All right.
What about you?
What's your favorite ex?
What happened there?
My ex is gay.
So we find out.
Wait, wait, so hello.
Like, why is it gay?
Because he broke up with you, or you're just saying that to is he from Atlanta?
No, no, no, no.
So he, the whole entire time we were together, we would not have sex.
And I was like, why?
You hello hi.
So not one time?
We were together for like seven months.
We probably did like four times.
Hmm?
Nigga, what the fuck?
You full of chat.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Chat, if you were in bed with her, would you smash?
I think sure we all would.
Wait.
Four times only?
But so I asked him, I was like, what?
Because obviously that's weird.
I was like, what's going on?
He was like, I'm just not that sexual of a guy.
Like, nothing's wrong.
And I was like, hold on.
Dumb.
Dumb.
You're a nigga.
I'm a nigga.
You telling me only four times that?
Her?
Yeah, that's.
Bills.
I'm a tripping.
Chris, I'm a tripping.
So you, but what made him seem gay?
When you were with him?
No, you weren't having sex with me.
So I was like, you have to be a bitch.
I'm not gay.
When we did, it was fine.
Are you gay ever?
He ever asked.
Was he ever showing these gay side?
So one time.
That's good.
One time I was being a nice girlfriend and I cleaned his closet for him.
I found him coming out.
I was just going to say that.
No, I'm not just going to say that.
No, I found the dildo in his closet.
Wait, so then, damn.
So then I confronted him about it.
And he like, he was like blackmailing.
He was like threatening all these things and like blackmailing me.
And I broke up with him and like told people that like all right.
So was he black or white?
He was white stupid.
Cupid?
I didn't know my rage.
For real.
You swear to keep him, bro.
Question.
So yeah, I tried to break up with him like five times.
Every single time he was like, I'm going to do X, Y, and Z if you try to do that.
And I was like, well, that's not okay.
Wait, so did you get tested for the hips?
Yes, I did.
Everything's fine.
What did I hate?
So when you were dating him, right?
Yeah.
Do you see any signs that he was gay?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
No, like he seemed very normal.
No, I swear, like, he seemed very normal.
I was so like confused because I was like, everything seems fine, but he's not having sex with me.
But then I found the dildo and I was like, okay, wait.
This is like, did he ever ask you to peg him?
No, never.
Never.
You probably watch his album preach, that's all.
Yeah.
So, so, what have you learned from this situation with your gay ex?
I don't know.
Maybe to figure out a person's sexuality before you get a little serious.
No, no, no.
Check the closet.
You can't really never know.
Did you have sex before you dated?
Or you dated and didn't have sex?
No, no, no.
We dated and then.
Dude.
You should have known he was gay then.
Yeah, we don't want him.
What are you talking about?
Well, I mean, come on.
You think a nigga gonna really wait on you?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
That's that's that's insane.
That's absurd.
That's delusional thinking.
A nigga gotta be gay.
He don't make no advances.
If he's straight, he ain't trying to wait.
Did he say he was gay?
No.
He didn't say he was gay.
Let's call him out right now.
I'm trying to see.
He showed it with his word, with his actions.
I gotta know.
But I'm just like, see, he mentioned blackmail, right?
What?
He wants you to leave.
How'd you end up leaving?
Six times the charm.
He just gave up after the sixth time of me trying.
What was he getting out of you?
Were you cooking, clean, or something?
Why would he want to be a child?
No, for real.
I was like meal prepping for him.
I was like doing that.
She did everything.
He's gay.
Usually gave him dicks.
Hold on.
You know who he is?
I know how to get out of here, bro.
What the fuck?
Can I see the dogs right now?
Don't see that.
It's all appreciated.
Fresh, don't do that to the guy.
Nigga, who it is?
The Chinese sit on nigga.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that, though.
We're not like that, man.
Wait, did he?
He didn't get out the closet yet, did he?
All right, that's not good for him.
I don't know who it is.
Yeah, but don't do that.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I mean, I know it.
I mean, I don't care.
Yeah, I know you're not.
I don't care either, man.
No, he's probably bad.
He's probably not.
No, no, no, no.
Fresh honest.
He's not going to be the girl.
He's not bi.
He's not waiting, but you're not.
Four times in seven months.
That nigga's gay, bro.
He's gay.
Gotta be gay.
What?
Wait, hold on.
He's not my friend.
No, no, no, he's not your friend.
He's just show fresh first and then fresh.
You decided.
Yeah.
No, no, don't say who it is.
No, no, I don't say who it is.
But don't put it in my phone, bro.
Tell him about your phone.
Chris, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, yo, listen, guys.
I'm trying to be neat here.
You know what?
I'm going to Castle Club.
How about that?
All right, fuck it.
Do it.
There you go.
All right.
All right.
It's private.
All right.
Yo, Castle Club.
All right, guys.
Castle Club.
Sign up right now.
499.
Arthur, also, we're going to do a segment on Castle Club only with one of our staff members and the girls.
It's going to be fucking lit.
So let's tune to that.
The fuck?
One sec.
That's scary though, bro.
Yo, imagine you meet a guy, he's a girl, and the niggas gay.
You're smashing that nigga, and he's gay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, chaz.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Icy nose.
I see nose.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chaz.
Wait, can I say something?
Yo.
I was in the same hella crazy.
Say it.
No, say it.
Go ahead.
Y'all want to know who was my first fuck?
Who?
A gay guy.
What?
Oh.
I didn't even fucking know.
Literally what happened to her.
No.
Oh, well, I am right now.
I mean, I wasn't back then.
I'm saying I was young right now.
I'm chilling back.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
Oh, shit.
Water over here.
Water spill.
You're always so confused.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, Fresh.
So, Chaz, on a shot.
Because that just reminded me.
I like topha, shut up.
Sorry, sorry.
Chas, you're saying, wait, Chris, don't want him to talk shit about the gay ex-boyfriend, but you was playing music when a girl talked about her ex that died.
Listen, nigga, we're doxing niggas on air.
Like, I don't want to dox niggas on air in front of everybody.
So it's like.
To be fair, we'll show you guys on Council Club because obviously we don't want to put this nigga over, but I do see who this person is, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
Yo, a lot of these niggas, bro, workout and they look like they are masculine.
Niggas gay as hell, bro.
Yeah, I know.
That shit's crazy, dog.
They said he overcompensate.
Yeah.
He wants to get that swole.
But you know the weird part?
Ow!
Imagine, right?
That nigga's fucking niggas in the butt.
Fucks.
Hey.
And then she has whatever that nigga has.
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
You meet her, you smash.
No, you're not.
Most of the time.
No, no, no, you're good.
You're good.
And that's dangerous.
I mean, other people.
It's dangerous for me.
Eight out of ten.
I'm hitting raw.
Atlanta Oh, man, bro, bro.
God forbid the other two niggas.
Bro, hold on.
I'll say this, right?
God's kids, bro.
Because they got it.
Yo, bro, bro.
Bro, bro.
Being in Miami and being clean is a fucking trophy, my nigga.
I'm telling you.
All right, Dom.
So what is your top three criterias in order for you to choose if a girl is able to hit raw or not?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
It's a smell.
She's hot.
I normally start off with like, they're always most like almost hot.
Now I'm in Miami.
But I normally start off with a rubber.
It'll bust or get too dry.
But after the second one, it's like, okay, let's go ahead and do the real shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Be honest, though.
True rubber.
Be honest.
Everybody in here, be honest.
You meet a guy for the first time, right?
Let's say you don't do it raw that time.
Third, fourth time, you're doing it raw.
Hold on.
And then, let's say, for example, a month passed, two months pass.
You can do it raw anyway.
So ultimately, what he's saying is, which is true, by the way, you put him on first couple times, whatever.
Once you get to another person, kick the shit off.
You know what?
Y'all just out here not getting tested.
I get tested.
I get tested.
I get tested every three months.
Some niggas don't, though.
Master Girls, like top three criterias, they would have a guy hit him raw.
Yeah, that's a good one, actually.
I'll start here.
Don't lie, because y'all been hit raw before.
Don't fucking tap, bro.
I'm taking the money away, man.
Fuck it.
To be fair, to be fair.
Hold on, to be fair.
What you should do, though, is go with your partner to get tested first.
Then that raw shit.
Hold on, hold on, nigga.
Hold on.
Most people don't do that shit, though.
Because obviously he wants to go to a clinic.
I swear to God, they just messed to do that.
But you should do that.
That's what you should do.
Don't fucking cap.
I'm being penny right now, bro.
What's the requirements to smash raw?
I don't know because I've always fucked raw.
See?
That's a renter.
Okay.
I don't think that.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's funny.
It's real life.
What about you?
What was the question again?
What the guy.
Stupid.
What are the requirements to fuck you raw?
Do you need to have good hygiene?
Okay.
Yep.
Anything else?
Okay.
What about you?
Like, be my boyfriend and be clean.
How long is that?
That's a really good question.
What?
To be your boyfriend.
I don't know.
Just.
Like, when you're my boyfriend.
Yeah.
What about you?
Hygiene.
Okay.
Ask probably how many baby moms you got.
If you got any.
You about to fuck me.
I need to know that.
How many you got?
Because you got strong swimmers.
I don't want that.
Zero.
I don't want that.
Do you have any kids?
I don't got no care about the bad.
How many?
Okay.
Them dangerous waters is trading when they got kids.
I'm telling you, bro.
Be super fertile, so that's the ones that be dangerous.
What about you?
You have to, see, they gotta be like nice and respectful.
And like, they gotta have like a good mindset.
Like, going into it and just having a good mindset in general that like matches my vibes.
And they just gotta be really nice to me.
And they could probably like have me.
So none of these niggas gotta have money to fuck raw.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm serious.
I don't need money, bitch.
I just need a fucking heart.
Thank you for being honest.
I like that.
She took on 18.
I agree too.
I am young still, so parents.
Yo, Brett, clip this nigga.
Go ahead.
Come on, man.
You're 30 years old, man.
You hit raw many times.
Yo, this is never.
Like, what?
You have kids?
I don't know.
No.
Why not?
Because I don't fuck niggas raw.
You know what?
How many bushes you had?
None.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You have kids?
No.
Question for you, though.
You said you don't fuck niggas raw.
I don't.
You never did one time?
My nigga.
Bro, she's lying, bro.
If you're my nigga, then I'm a fuck, suck.
I'ma do the splits on that dick raw.
Oh, okay.
Has to be your boyfriend.
Damn.
If you just.
Why are you looking at me though, man?
I ain't your nigga.
It could be.
Oh, okay, Chris.
Hey, yo, Chris.
We got no man.
Ayo, Chris.
I bet you won't do it.
I'm not sure she got the hands.
She got a man, though.
You know what I'm saying?
She got a press.
She got a hand.
She got a hand.
Shut a hand.
Dirty hand.
Oh, a hand on a man.
Hey, listen, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, sorry, nigga.
It wasn't me.
It was her.
All right.
So don't look at me.
So it's important because health sexually is very important.
And I think most people don't look at it seriously.
Now, in Miami, I know a couple people that are celebrities, Smash for All, all the time.
Cool.
Nigga, I'm not saying anything, nigga.
Come on.
You know the worst part?
Initial RB music.
They have been diagnosed with certain things.
And girls don't notice.
They're like, oh, yeah, this is so-and-so.
I can't wait to go to this table.
Smashing raw.
And it's just spreading.
Now, mind you, if I know girls, I've been certain celebrities or certain rappers.
I ain't touching her because I know what time it is.
But imagine that.
All you need is good hygiene and a good heart.
Nigga, we're cooked.
Said he's cooked, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Shout out before.
We're gonna move on for the rest of them.
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, the story.
My bad.
One more part here.
Bray got it.
All right, cool, cool, cool.
One second, one second, one sec.
That's okay.
So funny to be there.
Yo, Dom.
That's crazy, though, Dom.
Yeah, man.
That's crazy.
Yeah, eight out of ten.
So, bro, what's the worst thing that you did in your last relationship that made you think, you know what?
I messed up.
So, worst thing that you did to your ex-boyfriend or your last relationship.
So, accountability, ladies, accountability, because you're all single, not married to the business.
Where you were wrong, and so you know what?
Damn, I need to change.
This is what I need it tonight, isn't it?
It's therapy, huh?
Therapy.
Let's start here.
um i'll probably say getting pregnant like multiple times What?
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry.
Sorry.
No, no.
I remember you telling me this.
Can you tell them what happened?
Because I know.
Okay, so I got pregnant at the time.
I had three miscarriages.
And I would say that really caused our relationship to fall apart.
Yep.
That explains the words.
Wait, were you guys trying for kids?
Like, were you trying?
No.
Oh.
That means he wasn't meant to be your baby daddy.
It's a blessing.
I don't know, man.
Maybe it's a sign from God.
I get a lot in that relationship, so.
Yes, you did.
Wait, did you know?
So, so, also, as well, you're very focused on your man when you're with somebody, right?
Yes.
What did it feel like to lose three kids?
I would say the first one affected me the most.
And I think that's why I pushed myself so hard.
Because with our other two kids, we were both like he's in the military too.
We were both long distance.
So he didn't have that connection like I did with my first pregnancy.
And it It just took a lot of my mental health.
Sure.
What was his rank?
I think he's an E5, but he's special forces.
So.
How long was he in?
We joined in around the same time.
Fresh out of high school.
How long is it?
I've been in five years now.
He's probably got six.
Oh, yeah.
E5.
Five years.
Let's just keep it going.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry that happened.
I'm sorry about that.
No.
What?
I'm just reading the chat.
Oh, please don't read the chat.
I'm just reading it.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
What about you?
That was really sad.
Yeah, well.
Sorry.
But I just.
No, that wasn't me.
That was Mo.
That wasn't me.
Oh, Fresh.
Damn, I thought it was the other guy.
Hey, bad.
Let's move forward.
Just like I was never really understanding.
So I guess I changed that.
Wait, what?
How so?
What do you mean, how so?
You said you weren't understanding to what?
I wasn't understanding to like my past relationships at all, like to anything.
Like, I just never heard anyone else's side but mine.
Yeah, too.
So, like, I guess, I mean, I'm only 18, so I guess you're a little bitch.
Well, yeah, I'm still a little bitch, but yeah, yeah, it's obvious.
Oh, that's true.
You too.
Look at you.
I ain't no bitch, but you know, I'm not sure.
Pick up them glasses, boy.
We're inside.
Are you outside?
Bitch.
I don't want to see you.
Whoa.
Period.
Oh.
Okay.
Six bodies, six, seven.
Six, seven.
Yeah, seven, baby.
Well, uh, nice bangs.
We didn't move forward.
What about you?
I'm not just.
I like, I genuinely can't think about anything for the last one because I genuinely think that he was crazy.
But now I can definitely say that I'm the problem going into a future relationship because I'm so like avoidant and I'm just not emotional.
How are you the problem?
Because I chose so wrong last time.
I don't even want to risk choosing wrong again.
So I'm just avoiding all of it altogether.
But then what if someone's like good for you and you like push them off?
No, because that's me being the problem.
Because like somebody could be good for me and I would still push them off because I wouldn't even want to risk like going through anything like that again and like getting hurt all over again.
So I'm just super avoidant right now.
It's gonna be kind of hard to run into another gay nigga though.
No, not in Miami.
Not in Miami.
Not really.
They're every day.
You ain't all gay.
They're everywhere.
Yeah, pretty much.
We're talking about Miami.
Not Atlanta.
Miami is a definitely a lot of people.
We want to get in Miami.
Florida too as well.
What about you?
What'd you do?
Biggest mistake for you?
Letting him be a man and provide.
What?
Why was that a mistake?
What?
Like, I feel like I got work on that.
Let him do his own.
Oh, instead of trying to overplay mine, I feel.
Is it because you were paying for something?
No, not that.
wanted to do I just I was so independent I just was like no I got it I got it.
That's great.
He was like, no, let me do it.
Just let me do it.
I could do it.
I want to do it.
I know you were like nagging the shit.
So he asked you to do it rather than just doing it?
No, he just like.
Because I would be like, no, I'm just, I'll just do stuff on my own type of thing.
Instead of just being like, or asking or being like, can you handle that?
Okay.
For you?
I wish I could have like showed him that like I really am like a trustworthy person.
I guess he never found me that way.
But I mean, we both fucked up.
We both did shit that we should have.
So I said you, not him.
Not him.
You, you, you, you.
I know.
I'm finishing like the whole thing, you know what I'm saying?
Got it.
But me personally, I think the whole thing that I should have fixed with our relationship was trustworthiness, being more loyal, being more the woman that he should need.
Wait, being more loyal.
No, I didn't cheat.
That's not the case.
Like, I'm not talking about I cheated.
I'm just saying, like, I think a whole story I explained last time.
Like, in the other Fresh and Fit, I explained it.
I don't know if you remember.
I had gone through it like crazy, like a whole story about that.
Like, you know.
All right, well, the gist was basically what happened was that my ex, I mean, my ex, like, we all went out to a club or whatever.
My ex kissed my roommate, and then I, at that club, found out that he did that without me knowing.
Then I kissed a guy at the club the same day, and then he thought I was a cheater, but he did that shit before I did, and it was just like, what?
Who's wrong?
Who's right?
And we're both fucking up.
And then it's like, oh, but we love each other and shit.
We don't want anyone else to have each other.
Oh, but we just, you know, like, do that shit.
So I wish I could have showed him I was more trustworthy.
That, like, you know what?
Just because you kissed somebody else, I'm not going to go degrade myself for it.
I want to show you that I loved you regardless.
I'll give you a second chance.
Someone else.
So you can say, you know what?
I fucked up.
Yeah, I did.
And I said, you know how many times I told him that?
And he just, I don't know, it was just fucking, whatever.
But that's basically it.
And now he's dead.
Yeah.
Damn fresh.
Damn fresh.
Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm just saying because it's true.
Don't laugh, girls.
She laughed.
Mel, don't laugh at the floor.
I mean, Mel.
No, Mel.
Stop smiling.
Okay.
So we're going to move forward.
You're missing one nail.
I've seen that.
What about you?
Biggest mistake you had in your last relationship.
Come on.
You got like a lot of them.
Biggest mistake?
Biggest mistake?
No.
I cook.
I clean.
I fucking.
Come on, man.
But yeah, you 30, you're not married.
You're still single?
No kids?
Because I ain't rushing for that.
I don't want to rush.
You need to start rushing about now.
No, I know.
I'm sick.
No, I don't.
You see how I look.
Do I look 30?
I mean, I don't.
But the old reading says otherwise.
No, they don't.
I'm a medical assistant.
I mean, you assist.
Have you kept up with your account?
Well, my account of what?
How many eggs you got left?
I do.
How many eggs do you have left?
I got a 30,000 left.
What, 30,000?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's make it happen.
So when you're like, what age?
Yeah, let's not do a Tessa or something.
So what age is that?
What age?
Probably like another three years.
Jesus, you're 33.
33?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think genetically our baby will be like supreme.
How tall is he?
6'3.
Of course.
Yeah, and I'm 5'9.
My baby will be supreme.
An athlete.
Automatically.
Supreme like a motherfucker.
I don't think I answered it correctly because I didn't hear you say regret.
Mistaken?
No, it was like a mistake.
It's a mistake.
It's the same.
You want to say it again?
Yeah, I would like to say it to you.
Okay.
Okay, so wait, what was the question?
Why would you regret?
Just tell me.
Just tell me.
Like, what would you regret in your life with your ex?
Like, what do you regret that person that you did?
That was fucked up.
Like, what do I regret?
Taking him back after he punched me in the face.
What?
And you know what?
I was going to say, but you actually missed me and her.
He punched you in the face.
You never told us.
Yeah, you never told us.
You never smarter.
So who's stupid?
No, like, you never told us.
Because you're not important.
But it's okay.
I'm just kidding.
Wow.
So he punched me in the face and you said he didn't slap you?
Actually, closed fists?
This is, can I tell you the story?
Because like you missed my story.
All right, go ahead.
Go right ahead.
All right.
So now I feel like I just invited myself into this.
Oh, you got that?
Really, nigga?
Yeah, so we were dating, and then the reason why we broke up is because we got into like a physical fight.
So it was at prom.
I couldn't go to prom because I got suspended.
So I ended up making an after party and after party, I was pretty stupid.
And after party, and then everyone pulled up there.
And we had like talked to each other before the party, and we wanted to go our separate ways because it was just more of a friendship vibe.
And then like he was broke and I wasn't.
So I gave him like my jewelry to sell at the party.
And I would give him like a percentage, right?
So when he told me he was leaving, I go outside to like say bye and get my bag back of my jewelry bag.
He didn't want to give it back.
Like he did not want to give it back.
And I was like, oh, can I get my bag back?
And he was like, no.
And then like I went to grab it over his head and he punched me in the face.
And then I swung back.
Like I went crazy.
Like I got crazy.
Like I got up in his face.
Was it an uppercut or a side punch?
It was a hook.
A hook.
Whatever.
So we started like fist fighting.
I'm like, hit me again, bro.
Like right now, I'm not going to activate it.
You can really get active, but I'm not going to do it.
Do it.
You want to fight a man?
Yeah.
Do it the whole thing.
I did fight a man and punches didn't hurt.
Like he's a little bitch.
So you requested another hit to get active.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
I hit him too.
No, it was already up.
I'm already going.
But I was like, hit me again because I don't know.
I get active.
Whatever.
So you watched it.
Were you drinking though?
Was I drinking?
Yeah, you were.
Probably like two drinks in whatever.
So you're telling me that he punched you.
You wanted more punches to, I guess, fight him.
Yeah.
Because let me finish.
So his cousin was there.
And then, like, I was like telling him, bro, like, I have your house keys.
Like, how are you going to hit me, bro?
Like, whatever.
And his cousin's like, oh, like, so you're threatening him?
And then his cousin hit me too.
What?
Yeah.
I was getting jumped by two guys at this point.
Why would you give him a nigga?
He got any pussies for that.
Because I was.
If he didn't have no money, why would you give him?
Because I was just trying to help him out a little bit.
Whatever.
That was when we were together, like at the moment.
So whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Anyways, his stepsister was also there.
And at this point, I can't beat two guys.
So I look at her and like I'm like, I'm so sorry.
And I just start whooping her ass.
What?
Yeah.
Cause, bro, like, you're going to get dark mentally now.
No.
Because the people all came to break it up.
Where's this going?
What?
Where's this going?
That's it.
That's how we broke up.
Got you.
Okay.
I'm lying.
Now, your biggest mistake in that relationship was taking him back.
Wait a minute.
So hold on.
Hold on.
After all, Fresh, that's the way you took back.
Is that the guy I know?
It's making me wonder why you really asked for another punch.
You enjoyed it.
Yeah, bro.
Are you with him?
I know.
No, okay.
She was like, oh, it's so good.
The nigga punched you.
He took him back.
He asked for another hit.
And another hit, yeah.
She probably smacked it.
I'm okay.
No, I mean, many people.
I took him back after like eight months.
I'm like, it was just because he actually got a badge.
Yeah.
It must be a toxic love.
No.
It was a toxic love.
It was a toxic love.
And I understand that.
It was a toxic love.
Hold on.
If a man is hitting you, you leave and never go back.
I know.
We're wrestling.
I was like, you were 17 years old.
Like, it's IQ and stuff, though.
I was 17 years old.
I was 17 years old.
So less.
That was super close.
Women get Stockholm syndrome when they get beat.
Like, they start to love their abuser.
And also, it's like.
That's so funny.
No, it's true.
That's so funny.
What's that?
Mel Locker?
They start.
Even a woman, you could kidnap a woman, keep her in a cage, lock her under the basement for six months, and only offer her water for five, six days.
You start to offer her crackers.
She'll start to appreciate you.
Then you offer a sandwich.
She'll think you're a god.
She's crazy.
Now you get it.
Nah, you can break a human down no matter what they think they are.
Same thing can be said when you beat a woman.
They get a false perception of that's what masculinity is because they're seeing their man in action.
It's a false sense of like strength.
It's really just a weak man.
But a woman, they never get to see their man in action.
They view it as, oh, he's strong.
He can protect me.
If he can damage me, he can protect me.
It's a fucked-up way y'all start to think.
Y'all start to really view your abuser as a protector.
That's a skull.
Yeah, that's true.
I have a question.
Who here has been hit by their man before?
I hit my man.
I will see him.
I will see it hit them, bro.
You?
You?
No.
You?
But I would say that.
Do you start it?
Yeah.
Period.
Yeah.
Well, I call it post-war.
I would call it a playful fight.
It's not even fair if a woman can hit a dude, it's the same thing.
But no, like, I'm not saying I was right.
Like, I was definitely wrong.
Oh, so you know, you've only done it once or some shit?
No, I used to do very toxic shit in my logic earlier.
She pistol whipped that nigga.
And that nigga four.
I usually chase that nigga with a knife.
Straight.
He ain't shoot you?
No.
He ain't a technique.
He fucked me.
Period.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
I don't think that woman fall in love with their abuser.
Because they do.
Nigga, you just whip it back.
You can get back.
Y'all are fucking love that.
My dad, like, I grew up with him giving me pow pows, bro.
And I don't.
But that means that.
I know.
I mean, I've had my dad.
I don't get.
Yo, I promise you, bro.
This is the most retarded thing ever.
A man is hitting you.
You're going to say, oh, this is great.
I'm going to go back to this nigga.
It was eight months later, bro.
It doesn't matter what it is, bro.
And you got drunk?
You went back to it.
It wasn't that.
It was just like they both hit me.
That's a fucking jump.
Yeah.
They both put hands on you.
Yeah.
Let's go jump by two.
I was just trying to give you guys my story, but I guess this is not a safe space.
Do not say anything, guys.
We're going to do a short break of some chats.
And then last thoughts, and then we're going to do some as well, some games in the back.
Let's do what?
Questions first?
So we're going to do the most entertaining person on this segment.
You guys can vote with a name.
Of course, you heard their stories.
Who's most entertaining?
What did I want to write after this?
What's the next chat?
So, so Bill is in the back, fixing the camera.
Okay.
So let's do the questions for the girls.
What the questions are.
Oh, dumb.
So answer the question.
So, Castle Club guys, as well.
Just keep in mind, we're going to do a last segment here for you guys in the back with our guest star, Mo and some ladies in the back.
Trust me, it's going to be a lot of fun for Castle Club members.
We got you guys.
And take it away.
Did you say Mo?
Yeah, Mo.
Yeah, Mo.
Dumb.
What do I do?
First question.
No.
If you're stopped three months, would your love still put in it and?
I don't.
Who wrote this shit?
If you're stopped three months, would you still stand?
What?
What does that mean?
Wait, does anyone here wrote that?
Does anyone hear that?
Look at you.
Damn.
It was you.
It was not.
Oh, yeah.
Who wrote this?
If you're.
It was Mel.
It was not me.
Damn, really?
I think it was her.
Who's this?
Disretarded man.
Who's this?
No, it wasn't.
Well, I wrote in Red Pen.
She wrote in red.
I had someone else here wrote in the pen.
I also wrote in red.
She wrote someone.
I didn't write that.
Definitely writing.
I wrote something else about masculinity.
I didn't write that.
Which one's it?
Oh, I told Jamma.
You were talking about toxic masculinity.
You can put it out of that paper.
I ain't gonna reach out.
I'm not stupid.
So what's Melissa?
Mo, what was it?
What's your own question, though?
Yeah, Mel.
Why do I have to read it and then I'll tell you what's mine?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's right now.
No, no, Chris.
We're going to find out in the very end.
All right.
Yeah, it's probably Melo.
It's not mine, bro.
What makes a woman wife/slash marriage material?
All right.
Okay.
So, oh, wait, you know what?
Fresh, you know what you do?
Ask the girls, what makes you, like, how can you get a husband?
Ask him, like, top two.
Yeah, after.
Uh, you sure don't what would you say?
Uh, willingness to listen and adapt and evolve are the most important things because a lot of women might not have the qualities and the capabilities already to be a wife.
But if they're willing to adapt and evolve, especially if it comes with age, if they're past 25, most important thing if you're past 25 is willing to let go all the baggage that you had before meeting me or any man.
Like, you got to let all those niggas go because anything that they taught you, etc., it might be a hindrance of the next man and what he's trying to see for you and vision for you because his vision is going to be like the last man that breaks up a lot of relationships.
Yeah, I would say low body count, preferably under five.
Um, doesn't have push baggage, three submissive, and four understands what a man actually needs and wants because you could be a great woman, but if you don't care about your man and what he actually wants, what are you really doing?
So, trash, yeah.
All right, next one.
All right, here we go.
Whoever wrote that one, did we see?
I don't know.
That's fine.
All right, that one's now that one smells.
Do it, do no, no, no, that one right there.
Do men hate on women because they don't get pussy or because they're jealous of us?
So, uh, I don't think men hate on women.
I think men just understand the burden of life is harder for them and it's easy for women.
So, it's kind of like, yo, like, respect at least, respect what I'm doing because, like, your shit's mad easy.
You just pull up 18 years old, kind of Miami, you're a trippy red section, you're a yacht.
I don't think men hate women, it's just the fact that women that get in position of men that have higher standards and better stature use those advantage of other men to shit on men that's lesser.
So, it's like, you would be nothing without niggas.
Okay, he might be at a level that's higher than a man that you're shitting on, but you would be nothing without a man.
So, it just infuriates a lot of men that's lesser because it's like you're using my own gender to get back at me.
You can't even benefit with your gender to get back at me.
So, it makes them start to have disdain for women because you're not even bragging on something you attained on your own or even attain with your own people.
You attained it with us and shitting on us with it.
So, it makes them really start to have a lot of disdain for women because they're bragging about some shit that we created.
In a different breath, women hate men.
Think about it.
Most men are invisible, and if they're not up to your standard, your requirements, you're a dub.
They're invisible.
So, y'all niggas, y'all actually hate men for real.
Y'all do the same.
But, do you know?
But why do you guys think that we hate men?
What do you mean?
If there's a reason to it or no, there's a reason.
What do you mean?
What's the reason why?
You only have to wait or above.
What if your level is down here?
That's that's gonna get no pussy exactly.
You stay who you are, you're what you perceive.
Like, if you're not, most women inflate their numbers so far.
So, so, with you, do you think you would be deserving of a millionaire if you had the opportunity to get one?
Well, what do you mean if I had the opportunity to get a millionaire?
You had the opportunity to date a millionaire if he truly loves my personality, who I am, if I'm driven, my goals, the person I am, if I'm wife material, then of course you think you would be deserving.
I don't be deserving if it comes into my life, I don't care about me.
I care about the person, yeah.
But you would accept it, I would accept it because I think a man supports you.
So, do you think that's a possibility that you could get a millionaire?
Yes, because I think men should support and could you possibly get one at this age?
What a one at this age?
Do you think it's a possibility anytime that you can talk to?
Of course, how many niggas I can ask at 18 years old?
Do they think it's possible to get in a room with Leo at their age?
I would say pretty much like none.
There's no men, there's no at 18 years old, 18-year-olds, men like young, they liked young, they like fresh 18.
That's what I'm saying.
There's not many 18-year-old men that can be in the same rooms that you can.
Oh, you're saying like the gender roles.
It's not even easy.
Well, I think there's sugar mommies and shit.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Sugar mommies and shit.
Sugar mommies and shit.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
So small.
And then the thing is, I hear niggas that have sugar mommies, they literally have to do a service.
Even then, niggas got to work.
They have to fuck.
Sugar mamas force the niggas to fuck.
They don't just get the money for free.
Even then, a nigga has to work.
Yeah, men, honestly, they don't like fucking, so what's the problem?
Exactly.
Wait, wait, but not grandma.
Mad nigga, what you got?
Grandma might have that ass.
Grandma no teeth.
Niggas are hitting me.
She gonna suck mad then.
She ain't got no teeth.
Males are human beings.
No, no, no, no.
They don't want to fuck all day every day, bro.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Okay.
Next one.
All right.
Would you rather never kiss again or never have condiments ever again?
Hey.
Huh?
Who was that question?
That was male mama.
The ones you say were mine, but the one that he read before that was mine.
Yeah, I just wrote it on here just so you guys, before he even said it, because I knew this was going to happen.
Okay, I guess.
Where's the move on?
Mom's condiments.
I don't even like mayonnaise and shit.
Are you talking about like mayonnaise and mustard or something?
Yeah, that was mine.
Oh, would you rather never kiss anybody ever again or never have condiments ever?
I don't eat condiments, so I'm good.
Never have condiments.
I don't eat masculine.
I guess I'll never have to say that.
I mean, she came on the show late, so I understand.
Yeah, I just had to think of somebody.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
She didn't clearly.
Clearly.
Okay.
That was so cute.
I don't even know.
That was gay.
That was gay.
Fresh.
Nope.
Fresh.
How much of toxic masculinity comes from pain that was never more people wrong?
What was the last word?
Here, I can read that for you.
It says, that was never healed.
Toxic pain that never healed.
Oh, my goodness.
So, yeah, so it's saying, but toxic masculinity comes from pain that was never healed.
Well, first off, that's not even real.
Toxic masculinity.
We're just masculine.
I'm just trying to figure out.
Well, you do have situations that force a man to be more masculine.
Yeah.
And women just deem that toxic.
Like, a nigga get his heart broken and cheating on.
He'll start talking less, start acting more.
He won't be as emotional.
When you're in danger, or your man's hitting you, who do you call?
The police.
If you're in a fire, fireman.
So you need masculine men to protect you at all times.
So ultimately, toxic masculinity is bullshit because you need men to protect you at all times.
Yeah, they literally do.
Because if this building was on fire, if this building was on fire, y'all is not saving us.
We have the best chance of being able to.
Who's saving you then?
A woman?
Yeah.
Please don't.
Jesus.
If it was down to me.
If it was down to who got to put someone on the back and carry them out of this building, it would be the men.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just naturally in our biology.
Yeah.
All right.
If you couldn't provide as a man, would you let your girl strip?
Yo.
Oh, my God.
That's exactly what she is.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That is a good question.
That was a gift.
That's a good question.
I waited until I had a bag to be able to provide for a woman.
So you shouldn't even talk to a woman until you have enough money to provide and tell them they could quit at any time if they so choose.
But that goes for almost any career.
As I see it with Dominic Singh, if you're broke, women are invisible.
They should be, at least.
They should.
Until you work to either sustainable income or success.
Because the thing is, you can't.
When a woman gets mad with you, they look for as much fuel as they can.
Maybe it might be mother problems.
It could be your dick.
It could be, and most likely it's your money if you don't have money.
You got to eliminate as many insults from a woman as you can to have absolute power over that relationship.
You make sure you fuck a good.
You make sure you're bad good.
And you make sure other bitches want you.
Because when she's mad, all she can do is shut the fuck up and say, I can't stand your ass.
You just can't stand me because I'm greatness.
You got to hate what you see.
But you can't denounce anything that I am.
So what Dom is saying, if you cover most categories, which is health, success, obviously looks, bedroom, obviously as well, and you're actually a man in frame, what you're going to argue about?
Nothing.
It's just arguing.
It's all on her.
So, smart.
All right.
We'll do some more chats and then heading to the last segment here.
Again, guys, Castle Club members, we're going to do this segment in the back with Mo and some girls.
Only Castle Club only after this.
Let's do a Last Thoughts then, guys.
Cool.
All right.
So we'll do.
Okay, Bills are still there.
I'm going to do Last Thoughts.
So we'll start here with you.
How's the show for you, Hitler?
Love it.
What'd you learn?
It was decent.
That's it.
That's it.
It was a vibe.
They gave us Don Julio this time, so that's better.
Wait, what happened last time?
No, Don Julio.
Y'all said juice only.
Yeah, that was definitely back in the day.
All right, what about you?
Honestly, I think God told me to come here today for a reason, and that's because I learned a lot for real.
And that's because my ex just passed away not that long ago.
And honestly, being here and being able to talk about these types of things, I learned hella.
And honestly, now I feel like I'm a better person, not gonna lie.
And I'm not gonna be like that.
If he was here right now, what'd you say to him?
If he was here right now, I'd be like, fuck, man.
I don't even know.
That's like giving me anxiety too.
Like, I'm getting stressed because I'm like, I know I fucked up and I just want you so badly, but I don't want to say things that I regret.
And I want to say it the best way possible so that you can feel what I feel because I love you.
That's it.
It's a real shit.
That'll you love.
Okay.
What about you?
Learn a lot of people's lives.
Not if fucked up.
It's mine.
Damn.
Yours is really bad?
No, not really bad.
Everybody got different stuff going on.
So you got hit more than twice in your shit?
Damn, damn, damn, damn.
What's up, y'all?
He didn't hit y'all, man.
So are you a stripper?
Like, for real, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah, so you look legit.
Where you were.
No, you're not dropping that.
You're not dropping a Miami location.
You don't have to do that.
That's fine.
Okay.
Well, I know I'm going after this.
What about you?
I had a great time.
I love hearing people's perspectives.
Any more gay men?
No, no more anything.
What about you?
It was really fun.
And I like to hear other people's experiences and stuff.
So yeah, that was nice.
More fists to the face?
Nope.
We'll see.
Last but not least.
It's always a funeral to come in here.
I always learn a lot.
And I always make connections.
Your current man.
Are you guys doing well?
He's not current.
I'm single.
He just tells me I can't do shit and I do it.
Wait, he hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend.
They don't do that.
Why do men don't do that?
They don't act like he wants me to act like I'm in a relationship.
Well, it's because he's having fun and just delaying because he doesn't want to wipe you up.
And I told him I don't want a relationship.
W.
Oh, you told him that?
Yeah, I told him.
So then, why are you mad?
I'm not bad.
It's annoying that you're trying to control me.
Like, yes, at some point, it's cute and it's nice, but I'm going to be in the treat tonight.
I'm going to shake my ass.
I'm not going to lie.
You kind of scared me a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
All right.
Guys.
Yo, yo.
Bro, she's scared.
Okay.
Chris Woodcock says, any of the time Chris wants to expose these niggas, not gay, you don't want to expose him.
No, it's called Docs and Nigga, Dumb and Nigga.
Like, what the fuck?
Hold on.
Quiz, I'm about to drop the shit in Castle Club for you guys.
Please don't share out there publicly, but I'm going to give you guys a little bit more.
They weren't sharing, nigga.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're going to share it.
Oh, man.
Fresh.
It's more harm than good.
Fresh.
Let's not.
You're right.
It's more harm than good.
I'm going to do something different for them.
All right.
All right, cool.
Figure it out, man.
Come on, let me let you know.
Next one, Mr. B93 says, All right, ain't gonna lie.
I dabbled in the dark this time.
White and gray dress.
Blonde is European.
White and gray dress.
Oh, white and gray.
Okay, there we go.
White, but blonde is European, so of course she's smarter than American.
Juice, I'm disappointed you messed up the money question.
Anyhow, boyfriend stopper, have two Instagram check the other one.
Damn.
Oh, she has two.
She has two.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yo, you what?
But I admitted that last time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, hold up.
Hold up.
She didn't admit it.
But Mr. B93 is on point.
She does have two, actually.
That's right.
You know what?
Pull up.
Yo, private, but why don't you guys follow me?
Oh, you're right.
It is funny about this, right?
Like, girls come on the show and cap.
Not her, but in general, come on, a cap.
And then they expose the girls in real time.
It's so hilarious.
Undefeated, bro.
Shit.
All right.
Here we go.
Suck it, mommy.
Says, yo, fresh.
Is Mel Baby Banks Fupa bigger than her tits?
What the fuck?
Who is that?
No.
You?
Yeah.
Nigga, how would I know?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
You mean like.
I don't even know what that means.
Oh, fucker.
Nigga, how would I know?
You guys move forward.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Very weird.
That's it.
All right, guys.
By the way, again, Monday, we got a show as well.
Back to normal.
Money Mondays and after hours.
But her pussy stank.
That's what she said.
Goose's bitch.
Never again.
Guys.
What?
I forgot who that was.
Anyhow, it's fine.
All right.
So, guys, this is going to be the last portrait here with Big Mo in the back with some girls.