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Andrew Branca And Donovan Sharpe COOK Some Dumb Hoes!

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	We are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Podcast, man.
	We are here with Donovan Reshruck andrew Brecken.
	Later, let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	And we're back.
	And we're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Freshly Podcast After Hours edition.
	We're joined with two guests and some lovely ladies, Andrew Branca and Donovan Sharp.
	I guess, what announcements?
	We're going to be doing something on Friday, possibly.
	I think it's going to go back.
	Probably stream with them virtually.
	Virtually.
	We're going to cover some defense cases.
	That way we don't hold them hostage here.
	Yes, yes.
	I might do it with them on Friday or next week.
	And then we might do a debate table this Friday.
	And I leave tomorrow to Spain for a couple of days.
	Okay.
	And then I believe we're going to do something very soon as well with somebody in Europe.
	I want to say the name, but middle of August.
	Yeah.
	We'll see what happens with that one.
	But yeah, guys, we can.
	Yeah.
	So I think we're going to do a debate type on Friday is what I think.
	But I'll be back tomorrow for the debrief as you guys know we cover political culture comments.
	I also do plan to bring Andrew on the show pretty often on my debrief show.
	Whenever there's like use of four legal stuff, you know, we'll do a Zoom call, whatever.
	He does a show in the episode, make sure to check him out.
	He is a specialized self-defense.
	So, what else?
	Anything else?
	Announcements?
	End of month.
	Somebody coming on the show?
	Oh.
	You know, you can't say you, y'all.
	Well, come on, man.
	Your boy.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We are going to have Nick on the show soon for you guys.
	I'm thinking next month sometime.
	Nick, who?
	Fuentes.
	Sometime next month.
	Sometime next month.
	So it'll be a good time.
	It'll probably have to be Rumble only, but you know.
	I can't believe you said it, man.
	That was good.
	That was good.
	Yeah, probably next month.
	But I'm thinking like next month we'll have him on.
	We just got to figure out the scheduling.
	But yeah, shout out to our guy, Nick.
	Anything else?
	Any other announcements?
	Chris?
	Oh, yeah, my bad.
	Oh, Chris's sick.
	Chris, yeah, Chris is sick.
	Yeah, Chris is gone.
	But we hope he gets better soon.
	Hopefully very soon.
	Yeah, Pat did.
	I don't know if y'all should pack invisible Chris on this, bro.
	Just like a.
	You're the host!
	Yeah, this is a fucking shit.
	Uh-oh.
	You're the host.
	Let's go ahead and just have the girls introduce themselves.
	What do you think?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
	We're glad that you're here.
	Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
	If you want to, of course.
	Your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Was that Mo?
	Yeah, that was Moe.
	Oh, shit.
	Damn.
	Welcome by Evie.
	You survived the last show we had.
	I guess I did.
	I'm through a five.
	I know, I missed the water bottle.
	I'm disappointed.
	They thought it was stage, by the way, which is crazy.
	No, it definitely was not.
	I would have been right in there.
	100%.
	So, name, age, what we do for a living?
	My name is Red Eevee.
	I do OF, and I'm 25.
	There it is!
	Only OF?
	Full-time?
	OF and the corn without the sea.
	There you go.
	Mattress actress.
	Pretty much.
	Like the advanced one, yeah.
	Expert.
	Dating status?
	God mode.
	It's gotta be single.
	Do you ever want a man at some point?
	Oh, no.
	Woman?
	No.
	Oh, boy.
	Maybe, maybe one guy, maybe two girls, whatever.
	Whatever comes at me.
	Where are you from originally?
	Fort Lauderdale.
	Florida?
	Lauderdale, Florida.
	Parents together or no?
	Definitely not.
	How are you education level?
	I actually have a college degree in nutrition.
	Oh, shit.
	Good stuff.
	How about that?
	And then birth control?
	Hell no.
	He already answered.
	Someone said hell no.
	Oh, so no?
	No.
	No.
	No, I thought he's talking to me.
	I'm not on birth control.
	I thought he was talking to you.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	Okay.
	Perfect.
	What about you?
	Welcome back.
	Havark, CEO.
	Live in Miami for five years.
	Hold on, you got to speak up.
	What was your first name?
	Havari.
	Havari.
	Okay, how old are you?
	26.
	Pop smoke.
	That's what it was.
	Oh, yeah.
	I was like, where do I recognize this girl from?
	I wasn't going to be able to do that.
	Also, Sneeko, the episode with Sneeko, you were going back and forth with Sneeko.
	He was like, I just have to know how long and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I remember that.
	Yeah, I remember that one.
	That was a while ago.
	It was Academics and Sneeko that made fun.
	I wasn't there for that stream.
	Yeah.
	I just saw it after.
	Oh, my God.
	Her and academics went back and forth.
	That went viral.
	Damn, yes, it did.
	Question, what happened after that show?
	Like, where people hit you up, like, yo, come on, my show.
	Like, what's going on?
	What happened after that show?
	It was crazy.
	Yeah.
	She got pregnant.
	Shit.
	Shit got crazy.
	I went outside and everybody was talking about it.
	Okay.
	Well, guys, you know, definitely she's good to go.
	She's pregnant, so there you go.
	For any questions you guys had?
	Okay.
	You said you're 26.
	Where are you from?
	Brazil.
	Okay, but you live in Miami now?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	CEO.
	Of?
	Three companies.
	What are those companies?
	We live Havari.
	Technology.
	Tech.
	Basically.
	Wait, did you say CEO or CEO?
	Like a corrections officer?
	CEO.
	Okay.
	I still don't understand.
	Did she say CEO?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Okay, tech company.
	Tech company.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Okay, and what else?
	You said three companies, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Hair company and then.
	Lashes.
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	Bro, you just do porn, bro.
	Stop lying, man.
	Damn.
	You do OF or you do some porn shit, man.
	Why do girls always got a lot?
	Like, bro, I just own it, man.
	She said a tech company.
	Technology for porn.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Come on, man.
	Hey, we'll go through that shit, bro.
	You know what?
	You should change the question to what do you do that pays the bills?
	What is it that you do that keeps the lights on?
	Because you know, you have bitches on here.
	Well, I've got this company and that company.
	And I have only goods.
	Wait, I'm sorry.
	Woo.
	Yeah, bro.
	It's okay.
	I'm just going to put adult entertainment.
	Shouldn't it be C-E-O-F?
	Wouldn't that make sense?
	No, no, this motherfucker.
	Don't say C-E-O-F.
	In a bad room anyway.
	It's all good.
	Get your money, baby.
	All right.
	Highest education.
	Completed.
	Highest education completed.
	Education level.
	Education?
	He's talking to you.
	Degree.
	Associates.
	Yeah, highest education level completed.
	High school?
	Last time I to school?
	Yeah.
	What school?
	Did you get a degree or not?
	Yeah, I just moved here when I was 20 and left school in Brazil.
	Okay, so you just left school.
	So nothing.
	So you don't have a high school diploma?
	Yeah, no, no.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Married.
	Is it just in a bag?
	Same guy as last time?
	Or a different guy?
	Different one.
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah, this is a girl that does marriage fraud.
	I remember now.
	Okay.
	Are your prayers together?
	I remember that they were making, yeah.
	Yeah, you took it apart piece by piece.
	You were asking her a question.
	You're like, yeah, I know what's going on.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Question, is it a baby daddy?
	Another one.
	Another one?
	Okay.
	Yeah, the first guy got her green card.
	Ah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, okay, okay, okay.
	I remember from last time.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	Are your parents together?
	Your parents together or no?
	No, no.
	No?
	Birth control?
	I'm assuming not.
	Clearly not.
	I'm zooming not.
	Clearly not.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	My name is Nina Valentine.
	Okay, how old are you?
	24.
	Where are you from?
	Pennsylvania.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	Only fans.
	Education.
	I have a bachelor's degree.
	And what?
	Marketing specifically.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Parents together?
	No.
	Broken Troview?
	No.
	And then ethnicity white?
	Yes.
	Alright.
	What are you, Miss Flannell?
	My name is Crystal.
	Alright, how old are you, Crystal?
	23.
	Where are you from?
	Chicago.
	Oh, shit.
	Alright.
	You've been on me for a long time.
	Ah, nah.
	Okay.
	You look familiar for some reason.
	Oh, shit.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	Maybe not.
	I've never been on here.
	Maybe not.
	Maybe not.
	All right.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a nursing student.
	A what?
	A nurse.
	A nursing student.
	Oh, boy.
	Here we go.
	Strike two.
	You go to school in Illinois or here?
	I go to school down here.
	Okay.
	Oh, strike three.
	That's it.
	Okay.
	So you're in school right now.
	So you don't work your full-time student?
	Yeah, I'm a full-time student.
	Relationship status?
	Same go as hell.
	Damn.
	Parents together?
	As hell.
	Yes.
	Where's the control over you?
	Nope.
	And then your ethnic background?
	I'm black and Asian.
	Okay.
	What's the Asian part?
	Filipino and Chinese.
	Oh, hell no.
	Where's the point?
	Wait, which one was black?
	Your mom or your dad?
	My dad.
	Of course he was.
	Of course he was.
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	So your dad is black, but your mom is Filipino and Chinese?
	Yeah.
	Takalo?
	Yeah.
	That is not Takalo.
	No.
	That means she don't understand Mandarin Chinese.
	Okay.
	Oh, so.
	All right.
	You gotta hide that power level, Mo.
	What's up, Mayu?
	What's your name?
	Darian.
	Darian?
	Yeah.
	Okay, how old are you?
	I'm 30.
	Where are you from?
	New York.
	City or no, Long Island.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I sell insurance.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Nope.
	Or like they're divorced?
	My birth parents were never together, but my mom was my stepdad until he died.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And then ethnic background, Italian or?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Birth control.
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I think we got all the pros introduced.
	Anything special to come on us?
	Yeah.
	Welcome back.
	Dom DeMonco.
	Hey, guys.
	I'm Donovan Sharp.
	Hell, everything has moved to Patreon now.
	But yeah, I've got a YouTube channel.
	It's relatively small.
	I've known these guys for a few years.
	You guys are my boys, man.
	You're my very best friends.
	Two of my very best friends.
	And thanks for having me on, guys.
	I'm looking forward to doing this.
	Yeah, I know.
	Well, for sure.
	Of course.
	It's not a small YouTube channel.
	What are you?
	Like 200K?
	Yeah.
	I'm at 171, man.
	As soon as I got to 171 YouTube set, it is still bigger than 99% of the channels.
	Well, you know.
	Andrew, what about you, man?
	Hey, I'm an attorney.
	I specialize in self-defense law when you're allowed to shoot people in the face and then go to prison for the rest of your life.
	There you go.
	And I also do political and legal commentary on YouTube at the Andrew Branca show.
	Damn.
	Awesome.
	Make sure to go check him out.
	We did actually a great episode earlier with him where we broke down different legal scenarios.
	Yeah.
	You know, use the first.
	Yeah, my situation, use of force where you can use it, don't use it, et cetera.
	So lots of eye-opening stuff that I learned, even myself.
	Okay.
	What else do we got here?
	Some chats here?
	Chats, yeah, yeah.
	Just one?
	Just one question?
	Okay.
	Here it is.
	Let's see what it got.
	There it is.
	Guy from Canada.
	WFNF, W. Andrew.
	You're fresh.
	Can you tell us the story of a celeb that accepted to go on FNF, but back to the end, Samo Kevin Hart?
	Oh, there's a lot, bro.
	That's quite a lot.
	Shit, who should I tell about?
	Damn.
	Well, Canada, maybe.
	There was a celebrity that I met, and we used to go out a lot in Miami.
	Super cool guy, amazing.
	And obviously speaking, we became pretty cool.
	He go to events, he invite me.
	I get to VIP.
	It was pretty dope.
	But he just knew where he's at, his status.
	He knew coming on here might have been a deterrent to his future collaborations.
	He didn't want to mess it up.
	And I get it.
	100%.
	And I probably won't say his name, but I'll say it because it's kind of whatever now.
	But it's really.
	So, there you go.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	I get it.
	He's a rock star, bro.
	Bumble ass.
	I get it.
	No, I get it.
	Fresh is a lot nicer about it than I am.
	I think all rappers and musicians are retards.
	And honestly, they're not even worth an interview if I'm going to be all the way honest.
	Not even Asian doll?
	That's fine.
	You know, what I've realized with musicians is their art has shielded them from having to show their IQ.
	Sure.
	And the problem is that people like idolize these people.
	They listen to their music and they think they're great.
	And then you go and you sit down and have an interview with them and you realize that they're fucking retards.
	99% of them are fucking morons, drug addicts, alcoholics, degenerates, and not educated.
	And they're not really able or willing a lot of the times to have a good conversation about anything.
	They're the worst podcast guests by far.
	Worst by far.
	How about that?
	Also, special mention was Drisky.
	I asked a friend to hook it up, and he said he didn't want to do it.
	There you go.
	Hey, man, we're too controversial.
	Yeah.
	That's what it really comes down to.
	Okay.
	What else do we got?
	Anything else?
	All right.
	So first question, Donovan.
	First question, Donovan or Andrew.
	You guys could take it away for the ladies if you guys want.
	Oh, well, what's it like being an insurance, selling insurance?
	Boring.
	Why?
	Because, you know, you have to remember all of the policy types and, you know.
	Do other female agents look like you?
	I do it remotely.
	I started doing it remotely in order to move down here.
	Okay.
	Because if I would have continued doing what I did in New York, I would take a dramatic pay cut.
	And I'm not trying to do that.
	Wow.
	What's the most you can make doing insurance you think at your level?
	They say there's some people who go into like $200,000.
	You know, you'd have to do that.
	A month is pretty good.
	A year.
	A year.
	I think.
	Yeah, a year.
	Okay.
	But yeah, you'd have to do full-time.
	You do part-time?
	Yeah.
	So what do you do rest of the time?
	Well, I just got here last Monday.
	Oh.
	So you live here now?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	From Long Island to Miami.
	Yeah.
	How do you like it so far?
	I love it.
	Have you been correcting it?
	Look at the body.
	No.
	There it is.
	Yep.
	It's coming soon.
	It's coming soon.
	It could be.
	No.
	How old are you?
	You're 30?
	I'm 30.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's going to happen quick for you.
	Yep.
	Real talk.
	I feel like it should have already if it was supposed to.
	It takes a little time.
	It takes a little time, but once it starts, it's...
	Okay.
	How was dating where you're from?
	How was dating back then?
	Well, I was in a long-term relationship, so I don't really have a good answer for you, but there's not much to do on Long Island anymore.
	So probably just Netflix and chill sort of things.
	Like, you know, I don't know.
	So y'all just be fucking?
	Is that what y'all are doing?
	No, that's, you know, there's not like there's no, it's like dead out there.
	There's no nightlife.
	You know, you come out here and people are alive.
	They're happy.
	You know, they for the most part, you know.
	And people down here are better looking, too.
	Oh my God.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Beautiful.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everyone.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you moved down here and you said you had a relationship.
	It was long term.
	How long were y'all together?
	Here we go.
	Like eight years.
	Oh shit.
	Wow.
	What happened off?
	You were him?
	Well, I well, I did because I wanted to come down here.
	He didn't want to go.
	So you wanted to move to Miami and if he had come with you, would you still have come?
	Or would you have left?
	Did you want to leave him already?
	No, I would have still game.
	But, you know, we were kind of on the outs as it was.
	How long before you actually made the move had you made up your mind that you were going to leave this man?
	Because let's be clear, you made up your mind that you're going to leave this man long before last week.
	Well, yeah.
	How long?
	Once we were out to dinner with my family and he had told them that he didn't, and this was out of nowhere too.
	Like unprompted, we weren't talking about Florida.
	He said that he never wanted to move down here.
	Oh.
	And I just was just like, looked like, really well.
	And you told him that you wanted to move down here, right?
	Yeah, it was like my dream.
	Sure.
	Like, you know, my baby.
	Wow.
	I kind of feel like he just kind of made his way out the door.
	You know, he kind of said this.
	What did he do for a living?
	He's a project manager of like a CNC.
	They do, like a CNC, they do buildings.
	Okay.
	Like colleges.
	I know they did the Coney Island Boardwalk.
	I want to say that.
	Oh, okay.
	So he was probably a higher earner then.
	Yeah.
	He does well.
	And you walked away from that?
	How tall is he?
	He's 5'8.
	There we go.
	There's one reason right there.
	Hold on.
	Say what?
	How tall are you?
	I'm 5'4 and a half.
	There it is.
	I like the half.
	There it is.
	Thank you.
	But in heels.
	Oh, yes, right, right, right, right, right, right.
	I like to wear heels, so.
	So you broke it off with him.
	You just wanted to try something new and he didn't want to move with you when you guys were already on the outs?
	Pretty much, yeah.
	Was it because he cheated on you or you just kind of like just weren't feeling anymore?
	You got bored?
	Neither.
	Neither.
	He's a good guy.
	He's a good one.
	That's what they all said.
	So why'd you leave him then?
	There you go.
	Hold on.
	Before you answer, before you answer, gentlemen, what you just heard, what you just heard was female major.
	She literally said I was in an eight-year relationship.
	He wasn't abusive, right?
	Didn't hit you.
	She said he was a good guy, but she chose Miami over a relationship at 30 years old.
	This is why the Fresh Infant Podcast exists.
	Whoa.
	Go ahead.
	Get him.
	I'll get all you.
	Go ahead, respond, go ahead.
	Particularly with our situation, sometimes there can be two good people and they're just not right for each other.
	And why were you not right for each other?
	Oh, I, you know, I don't have time to dissect all of them.
	We've got all night long, sweetie.
	We've got time to make this.
	This is what we're here for.
	Yeah, I got time.
	I don't have a good answer for you for that one.
	One thing you did wrong and one thing he did wrong.
	Let's just go old school here.
	Okay.
	I. And don't bullshit us.
	All right.
	I thought he was too kind to him.
	This guy!
	He knows!
	Too much sex.
	That's what she was.
	I was too trusting.
	I fell in love too quickly.
	He was sitting in the back to make that response.
	Yes.
	Yes, he was.
	He was waiting.
	He was waiting.
	Well, go ahead.
	Well, you know, I. Okay, I'm trying to think of how to word it.
	You're trying to think of how to word it in such a way that doesn't make you look too bad.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I can run my mouth a little bit.
	I can talk a little shit, you know?
	Oh, okay.
	So many people are.
	You are from Long Island after all.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	You know.
	And, you know, and he was just kind of just like not dismissive, but like kind of like.
	It sounds to me like you were a little more outgoing than he was.
	Is that accurate to say?
	That is definitely accurate.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Very good.
	Other than that, he's a great guy.
	No, he really is.
	He really is a good guy.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure he is.
	So good that you decided to move, what, how many thousands of miles down here?
	I drove myself too.
	Oh, my God, darling.
	No, he fly.
	She drove.
	She even fly.
	She drove.
	You wanted to get the fuck out of there.
	Oh, shit.
	Do you have pets at all?
	Yeah, I brought my two cats.
	I just diabeted.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Well, see, now I happen to have a soft spot for cats.
	I have four myself.
	But yeah, you are going to be a cat lady.
	Yeah, you are.
	Right.
	What about Miss Chicago?
	You said you're single.
	Why are you single?
	Because it's Chicago.
	Well, to be honest, ever since I moved down here, like, I only had one relationship.
	I can't get past the talking stage.
	Like, my last relationship ended over a year ago.
	Now, I can't get past the talking stage.
	Why not?
	Why?
	I don't know.
	I really don't.
	And by talking, we mean fucking.
	We don't bully shit around here.
	When we say talking, we're talking about fucking.
	Am I right?
	So we can't get past the fucking.
	What is keeping you from getting past the fucking and onto the commitment?
	Well, first of all, I feel like these guys.
	Merch.
	Like, I, okay, sorry.
	I get we all have trauma, but like, I don't know.
	I feel like these guys, like, they have trauma and then they, like, put it to towards their, you know, current relationships or well, sometimes, like, they would have trust issues and I would literally be, like, minding my business, not holding around, and they would be accusing me of stuff.
	So they would accuse you of stuff for no reason at all.
	Just out of the blue.
	You're cheating on me.
	And he gave you, you gave him no reason to think that you were cheating.
	I mean, yeah, like literally, guys literally be like, oh, you're cheating on me and stuff like that.
	I'm like, when was I cheating?
	I literally just be minding my business.
	Like, sure, I go out a lot.
	I party a lot.
	There it is.
	That's why he quizzed you on what you were doing because you go out a lot and you party a lot.
	And when do girls cheat when they go out and when they party?
	That's where I've seen you before outside.
	My homeboy was like, have you met these people before that she finna go on a podcast?
	But I'm like, maybe, because I be drunk just I don't be remembering sometimes when I'm talking about it.
	See, here she goes.
	Now she's making excuses to retroactively deny what she's telling us on the podcast.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	No, but like there's one guy that I was talking to.
	What's his name?
	What's his name?
	Taewon.
	We call him Frank.
	I'm not going to say his name on here.
	Let's hit him, Kevin.
	He wasn't Taekwondo.
	Go ahead.
	But he's like, oh, yeah.
	I mean, like, he was like, I don't mind if you go out and drink.
	But, like, usually when people go out and drink, like, they tend to cheat, blah, blah, blah.
	I'm like, why can't just go out and drink and party without cheating?
	Like, why can't I just have a good time?
	You can.
	Listen, listen.
	And she's asking a very good question.
	Guys, I want to make this clear.
	You cannot control women.
	Okay.
	Women don't want men to control them.
	They want men who are in control.
	So in this situation, don't this is why you're not getting past the fucking stage is because you can't get past because you're still you're still engaging in single girl activities.
	Okay.
	This is why guys aren't taking you seriously if you act single You can't expect the guy you're fucking to treat you like you're in a relationship with him if you're acting single does that make sense?
	Yeah, so my first year of college I was talking to guys and they told me they're like oh I don't find it attractive that you're always going out getting drunk blah blah blah I'm like well first of all this is my first year of college This is my first year in Miami.
	I'm trying to live my life.
	You gotta me?
	I'm not saying that oh I'm gonna go ho around but yeah you were just happening.
	No but I'm not I'm literally not like people keep thinking like that's what that's when you say live your life what does that mean?
	Like just experience stuff that don't experience what like I want to go out.
	I want to see Miami.
	I want to see what I do what and what do you do when you go out and see Miami?
	I go to parties, you know, try new foods, hang out, but that don't mean that I'm like...
	And what happens at parties?
	I mean, obviously...
	Is there drinking at these parties?
	I mean, well, duh.
	Yeah.
	Never hard to figure out.
	I don't understand why we're not past the fucking stage.
	Now we know.
	Andrew, go ahead.
	I was just going to say, it's like someone stepping in front of a bus and saying, well, I didn't mean to get hit by the bus.
	All that dick just happened.
	Yeah, you guys are fucking savage.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	Yo, you woke up in Joe's fucking violence today.
	Holy shit.
	I like it.
	But listen, you can live your life.
	I don't know how that dick got in there.
	But just know people are going to judge you for it.
	The guys will, at least.
	Oh, I know.
	Like, the whole time I've been down here, like, people have been judging me.
	Like, it's just a whole bunch of...
	How long have you been here for?
	Three years.
	God damn.
	Corruption at its finest.
	I also moved here impulsively.
	Like, I live in Chicago.
	I don't know nobody down here.
	I moved here completely alone.
	Without even telling my parents, my parents almost disowned me.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	So what inspired the tongue bar?
	Oh, this?
	Yeah, that.
	I don't know.
	I used to, like, see people with them.
	I'm like, that looks nice.
	Did it?
	Okay.
	That's fair.
	Did it ever occur to you that maybe some of these guys you're talking to maybe don't take you seriously because of that tongue bar and that nose jewelry?
	There's nothing wrong with your nose jewelry.
	But here's the thing.
	There's nothing wrong with going out and partying and having nose jewelry.
	But then you can't then turn around and wonder, why?
	I've been here for three years.
	I don't know why I'm single.
	Yeah, I party and I drink and I go to the club and I have fun, but I don't know why I'm single.
	That's why you're single.
	And there's nothing wrong with that.
	But when you're ready for a relationship, she becomes to stop those things.
	Let me say this as well, Donovan.
	So for her, her environment isn't conducive of a good thing because most guys she's going to talk to are just going to smash and dash.
	However, if you start partying and go elsewhere, you could find a man.
	But again, this is Miami Doso.
	Sometimes, like, some of the guys I talk to, they party themselves.
	Of course.
	So what do they do?
	So they want to be good candidates.
	Ta-da.
	Nope.
	Yet those guys that party have girls trying to throw themselves at them for relationships all the time.
	Ergo, men and women.
	But that don't mean that, like, we're cheating just because we're going to a party.
	No, it doesn't.
	It does not mean that you're cheating if you're going to a party.
	But this is just like with your example.
	If I go and stand in front of a bus on the street, I'm more likely to get hit by a bus than if I'm standing on the sidewalk, right?
	And see, here's the thing.
	If a woman wants to cheat, she's going to cheat.
	Y'all are going to find a way to get it done.
	It doesn't matter if he has your phone or location.
	By the same token, you can have the world's best security system, right?
	you can have the world's best security system 200 a month and all this other kind of stuff if somebody really wanted to break into my house and steal something they could that doesn't mean i'm not going to lock my doors are you with me and so yeah you're right is it possible to go out to a party and not cheat absolutely but if i'm with you i'm not going to not arm my alarm You understand?
	And so, what guys are telling you indirectly is like, hey, the reason I don't mess with you past the fucking stage is because you're still involving yourself in single girl activities.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	But if you want a relationship, you need to conduct yourself like a woman who wants to be in a relationship.
	That's some good advice.
	I try.
	What about you?
	Are you single?
	My boyfriend thought it was a bad idea to fuck a porn star and post it on OnlyFans.
	Your boyfriend was right.
	Oh my god.
	All right, tell us that story.
	We have to know.
	Take us through that story.
	I don't know.
	I just woke up one day and I was like, I'm hot.
	I should start in OnlyFans.
	And I was like, how should I start in OnlyFans?
	I should like do it with a bang.
	So I found like the hottest porn star I know and I DM'd him on Instagram and I was like, hey, like we should hook up and film it.
	And then we did it.
	Do it with a bang?
	Do you see how easy it is?
	She just slid into his DMs and there it is.
	Yeah.
	So question, were you, so you had a boyfriend at this time?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Did you like tell him like, hey, this is what I'm going to do?
	Like, how did that go?
	How did that conversation even come by?
	I was thinking, telling him I was thinking about it and he was like, no, don't do it.
	But then I was like, I'm hot, babe.
	Like, you know, I'm going to make money.
	And then he was like, no, baby, stay inside.
	Wow.
	Are you trolling right now?
	Loki.
	What?
	Loki.
	Bro.
	How is this expected to end?
	And who?
	Who?
	Wait, is this situation not real?
	You're just trolling?
	Is that what this is?
	Well, most, like, part of it is true.
	Okay, how about you tell us the whole truth?
	Let's start.
	Are you single?
	Okay, there we go.
	So you're the fucking guy.
	Pretty much.
	Listen, bro, you're too far gone.
	All right, what about you?
	Cooked.
	She is.
	Yeah, she's cooked.
	You're cooked.
	I'm cooked already.
	Well, you're married now, right?
	You said you're married?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Been in relationships for years.
	Okay.
	So question.
	Just so I'm clear here, because you said it's not the same guy that got you pregnant.
	So he's taking care of you, and that's not his kid.
	Huh?
	The guy that you're married to, is that his kid inside of you?
	Of course.
	Oh, okay.
	I've heard you say it wasn't him.
	I have the same guy for years.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	How'd you guys meet?
	The first guy I saw when I came to Miami.
	Damn!
	That clipped!
	She tripped and fell on it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, you'll do.
	And why do you think he chose you as his girlfriend or wife?
	Because I got a fat ass.
	Go on, keep it real.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Keep it real.
	We all know what it is.
	Okay.
	I mean, I was young, like 21.
	I think he fell in love right here.
	How old do you know?
	26.
	She talked about this was like back in the 90s.
	I was young.
	So I'm confused.
	Last, I'm trying to remember here because I wasn't really Yeah.
	So were you with your guy back then or no?
	No.
	Okay.
	Do you have a kid with that other guy or no?
	The other guy, yes.
	So you have a kid with him, and then you have...
	Yep.
	Okay, so you have one kid right now and then it's going to be the second one?
	Yes.
	Oh boy.
	Okay.
	Alright, now because I'm just trying to understand.
	Okay, so But you said the guy that you're with right now, you met him when you first came here?
	Yeah, that was the first guy I saw when I came here.
	So then, how did the other guy come into play?
	He came at the same time.
	Oh, there it is.
	They overlapped?
	No?
	They overlapped?
	They basically started competing who want to be with me and stuff like that.
	And they both won.
	There it is.
	Joiners.
	There it is.
	Yo, sperm metal.
	I think what the audience needs to understand is that most relationships women have overlap with one another.
	If you get with a girl, like during the talking phase, I guarantee you she's definitely fucking somebody else.
	But girls don't want to be fucking five dudes.
	They want to fuck one guy.
	And if they like you the most, they'll pick you.
	But never ever think that a girl you're fucking is not fucking somebody else because girls are never not fucking.
	Yeah, especially if they're attractive.
	I got hoodie calls.
	I got guys that pay the rent.
	Or guys, they just smash on the side.
	But in this case, let's say they were both competing to put up there.
	So why'd you leave the first guy?
	The first guy?
	Yeah.
	Why do I leave him?
	Yeah, why'd you leave him, yeah?
	Basically, I can't answer that question.
	That's the guy that got with the green colours.
	Were you seeing both of them at the same time?
	Were you seeing both of them at the same time?
	No, they came here.
	They came to my house.
	We was our kids.
	I was 21, and then one was like 26, and then another one was like 24 with his brother.
	We was kids.
	Hold on.
	You were banging the dude and his brother?
	You were.
	We were just friends.
	Stepbrother.
	Stepbrother.
	Just brother.
	Oh, stepbrothers, yes.
	We're just friends.
	We just met, and then I didn't know that they fell in love with me.
	I was too focused on myself.
	I'm sorry.
	It's tricky.
	So then, I had a kid who first with one, and then now I'm having a kid with the second one.
	Wow.
	At least their nail game is on point.
	What a story.
	I give you that.
	Oh, you might need a new full set there.
	A little loose.
	It's supposed to be three.
	I would love that Polly would be okay for women.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Wait.
	Hold, wait, wait, hold on.
	So you would like to be with you?
	Yeah, of course.
	I would love to, you know, have both of my husbands together in the same house in their family.
	What dude wouldn't want that?
	Sounds awesome.
	She's got two husbands.
	You do realize that if you do want, like, two husbands, these two three husbands are not going to be the men you actually want, right?
	Hmm.
	What do you mean?
	You won't want the type of men that are willing to share you.
	I'm not asking you.
	I'm telling you.
	If you were to put out an ad that said, all right.
	What was your name again?
	Doesn't matter.
	If you were to put out an ad that said, the Havarti Cheese Girl from Freshman Fit or whatever, I'm taking applicants for I want to have five husbands, and I want you guys to share me.
	Every single one of those applicants, you will not be attracted to any one of those because no man worth his salt ever wants to share a woman ever.
	Ever.
	Have these guys ever fight each other?
	No.
	Hell no.
	Of course not.
	Nah.
	I mean, so why is it cool if men do it?
	Because men and women are different.
	Yeah.
	You see, when a woman has sex with a lot of guys, it turns us off.
	But when a man has sex with a lot of women, it turns y'all on.
	Because I can guarantee you the guy that put a baby in you probably put babies in other girls.
	Am I wrong?
	Not that I know.
	So hold on, real quick.
	Would you respect both men if they lived in the same house as you and said, you're my wife?
	Both men, would you respect both men?
	Of course.
	Why?
	They doing a great job taking care of me.
	Right, right, right.
	Because it serves her interest.
	She doesn't really respect them.
	Yeah.
	So my thought is, if I'm a guy, I don't want to share my girl.
	You get what I'm saying?
	And where you guys normally be like, you know, more successful you become, more you want, I will be fine having, if I can't take care of my first wife, then I can take care of my second wife.
	Then we would have like, you know, more and more, like a family and stuff like that.
	Yeah.
	And then, yeah.
	So you make more than both of them combined?
	No, no, I'm not saying that.
	I'm saying like just explaining that that's one thing that you guys talk about a lot.
	Yeah, see, here, but we talk, we talk about that in a junk.
	You see, this is why polyamory doesn't work for humans.
	There is a reason why there's one alpha lion and like six lionettes.
	Lionesses.
	One lioness is not taking sperm loads from five alpha male lions.
	It's always four or five lionesses taking the sperm loads from one lion.
	Same with the horses.
	Same with the horses.
	When XYZ wins the Kentucky Derby, they take him to see the ladies.
	There you go.
	The ladies aren't taking, they're not, all right, line her up.
	Let's go ahead and fill her up and seal her.
	No, no, no, no, man.
	It's one dude for a bunch of women.
	And get this, the animal kingdom doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
	The only species that seems to have a problem with polyamory are human beings, yet, we're the ones that don't do it the best.
	Animals do it the best.
	Animals are very, very close to us in nature, but this is, oh boy.
	What you're looking for is something that's, listen, if you get it, hey, shout out to you, bud.
	It's going to be very, very tough.
	It's very common over is becoming more and more common.
	In Brazil?
	Yes, of course.
	One woman with multiple men?
	That's just the way of cheating on multiple husbands at the same time.
	To be honest, I don't live in Brazil, but I have friends that are there.
	And I do see that they share the girls.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy, bro.
	Two men and two girls.
	Are there not enough women?
	Is there like China?
	But remember, like, I think culture over there is kind of like, no, there's not enough culture.
	In China, for example, there's two girls.
	There's very sexual.
	You know, cases there right now, right?
	And it's like, they love sex to a different extent.
	So their depravity is like a different level, bro.
	It's crazy.
	Shit that they do over there, I'm like, wow.
	But I mean, props to you, but it's kind of norm over there.
	You got two girlfriends.
	That's my girlfriend and my wife, and we live together.
	Yeah, that's except for a man.
	Yeah, for a man, it works for a woman.
	I mean, I can show you the intervals, and then you're going to see it.
	All right.
	A man that has two girlfriends is a winner.
	A woman that has two boyfriends is a dumb hoe.
	There you go.
	All right, what about you?
	What about you?
	Speaking of dumb ho.
	Why are you single?
	Yes, why are you single?
	Damn.
	Because of my job.
	No, because of my job.
	Not because of OnlyFans, because of porn star.
	Oh, sure.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, she's an actual professional porn star.
	Oh, you're an actual professional porn star.
	Yeah, that makes a huge difference.
	Yeah, it does.
	No, she can't hide it like that.
	Some of our girls can operate in obscurity, but when you're a professional on route, you're like mainstream.
	So I get recognized every day, like several times a day, type thing.
	Like I was in the UPS story today, and some dude just started yelling at me.
	So wait, there's more, Donovan.
	There's more, Andrew.
	What could Brown do for you?
	Hold on.
	Please tell them what happened to your last boyfriends.
	This is really crazy.
	Oh, my God, Brad.
	Well, she brings me back because I was actually the only, one time I was married, I was married to a Brazilian guy.
	Which is really entertaining because he used to have a lot of women that would come by.
	Like a lot.
	Like we're talking like five different ones every week.
	Look, look at the twinkle in her eyes as she talks about the women that line up for this guy.
	You think a man would ever have a twinkle and say, man, I'm married to this girl boy.
	She has guy after guy come in there.
	Oh, man, let me tell you.
	That's why polyamory doesn't work for women and it works for.
	You said you have four boyfriends, right, in the past?
	Yeah.
	What happened to all of them?
	We have one that's still alive currently.
	The other ones killed themselves.
	That's a clue.
	Bro.
	The coochie was that fire.
	That's a clue.
	Son, this is crazy.
	So they'll committed like, you know.
	Yeah, they were gone.
	So the coochie was that fire, huh?
	They said, if I can't have you, I'm eating a gun.
	That's what every single one of them said.
	And they all did it in different ways.
	It was bad.
	You know that movie?
	You look like Deal Ben about a two.
	Final destination?
	Yes.
	She's the fucking deaf.
	That's why my birthday's all nines.
	Can I ask, did you actually see their bodies or was there just a note and they never came home?
	That's crazy.
	Yo, this dude.
	I did not know that this guy was a good question, though.
	He's very base.
	No, the first one I found out by his best friend because someone came back and he had just shot up on the couch.
	So I found out about that one at like four o'clock in the morning.
	The next one was on the news because he hung himself at FAU.
	The one after that.
	At the school?
	Yeah, at the school.
	Poor kid.
	And why did they kill themselves?
	That was your boyfriend.
	No, he was 18, so that's why I said kid.
	I was a hair older.
	All right.
	Yeah, that one was.
	That one was probably the most graphic one of all of them.
	Boy, just like a bunch of people.
	Listen to me talks about this.
	Like, she's talking about a loaf of fucking bread.
	This guy shot himself in the end.
	And then the guy hung himself.
	Boy, feel sorry for that, kid.
	And the third one?
	The third one, he told me that I wouldn't make it to my 25th birthday.
	I'm 25 now.
	Yeah, he said that if I wouldn't be, I did win!
	He's right, I won.
	He told me that if I wasn't gonna be with him, I would never be with someone else.
	Andrew, I'm curious as a self-defense attorney, if I can.
	How would a man fall up here?
	Very, very suspicious.
	But the way you talk about it is like they asked you how many cars you've owned, and you said four.
	You know, this one blew a head gasket.
	It's like, so passionless.
	This one blew the timing belt.
	I don't know if she saw the truth, bro.
	I don't know.
	No, you could look up every single one of them.
	It was in the news.
	She came on my show and said the same thing.
	Yeah.
	And she verified it with some of the stuff.
	Yeah.
	That must be some fire.
	That's got to be some fire coochie, bro.
	There was another one that wasn't like.
	Yo.
	Keila.
	It wasn't he killed himself, but it was a whole nother issue that was also on the news that happened in the Everglades.
	It was just like a whole other one, but that was like number five.
	Oh, but that one that's still alive, that I was in, the only one I was in an open relationship on is the only one that's still alive.
	Yeah, but he's suicidal.
	No, he's actually the only one that's like mentally okay.
	I've known him since I was 16.
	I've known him for 10 years now.
	No, he's actually in Texas.
	Like he's the only one that's like.
	So he's not fucking with you then.
	But hold on.
	No, no.
	That's why he hasn't killed himself.
	Maybe.
	But where are you at?
	You need to tell them why they were in that state of mind.
	I tried to break up with every single one of them, and that's what happened at the end.
	And you would also do scenes with other people.
	Yeah.
	Live out of the way.
	Not the 16 one, though, because I was underage.
	And then the 18 one.
	The 16 one?
	16?
	Not the 16, not the 18.
	The only one that was actually like I was doing other stuff really with was like the one that I was.
	I'm sorry, explain the numbers.
	16, 18, are we talking people, ages?
	No, I was 16.
	Like the first person I lost my virginity to, then I was like 18 was the next one.
	And then from 18 to basically like 20s, I was in the open relationship with the one that's still.
	How does that make you feel?
	Five people that you have been with?
	I got used to it, honestly.
	That's why I say it.
	Like it's counting something because it just kind of like every time I was breaking like up with someone, like I'm just afraid to break up with them because of that reason.
	So I've just kind of avoided it.
	That's, I think, why I went to Red Eye.
	She said five, bro.
	Three, they killed themselves.
	The last one I can't legally speak about.
	Oh, my God.
	I was going to ask about that.
	Is it all deaths or were there like maiming?
	Was someone paralyzed too?
	Like someone lost their legs?
	Like, the last one was an all-wheel my ex-husband and another person.
	Okay.
	But I wasn't even there.
	Bro.
	Like, it was the uplights.
	I wasn't there.
	This bitch is dangerous.
	But yeah, it was all in the news.
	Like, that's what I'm saying.
	Like, you can look up every single day.
	I'm a horny guy, bro.
	But hearing that shit, I'm good.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I ain't got shit over there.
	I'm like, I like fucking, but not that goddamn much.
	I'm not good, bro.
	I'm good.
	Not that goddamn much.
	I don't like moly.
	Yeah, that's why I've avoided relationships.
	Like, primarily that.
	Fix her upper for sure.
	So I always go for that kind of guy.
	So then it's like, whenever I go for that kind of guy, they get so emotionally attached.
	It's like they just can't.
	You break them when you leave them.
	Yeah, I even tried dating girls for a little bit, but that was crazy, bro.
	Do you ever consider getting a job for one of those hotline services where people call when they're distressed?
	My best friends now.
	I'm talking right off the list.
	Yeah.
	Three of my best friends work for those kind of hotlines.
	You don't want to smash, bro.
	Bro.
	No, no, no.
	Hold on.
	You do.
	Look, you do, but you don't.
	You definitely do, but you definitely do not.
	Could you imagine ending it off for a four with a forehead?
	That's crazy.
	That's the one thing that everybody says in the world.
	That's too savage.
	That was too savage for me.
	That's a crazy thing.
	Oh, my God.
	That was.
	You know what?
	What?
	You'll come up there.
	Not up there.
	I was on a live the other day and someone said to me, those two things look like what fell on a ran.
	And I was just like, I was like, that was the pickup line?
	That's what someone said to me on a live stream.
	Like an OF live stream.
	Someone literally said that to me.
	And I looked at them for a second and I was just like.
	Were they Jewish?
	Oh, Myron.
	No.
	Probably were.
	They were.
	They probably were.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	There it is.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	Every single time.
	Fucking A, man.
	All right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Wow.
	Anything else?
	We got some more chats here for sure.
	Holy God.
	But Chuckabos says, this is why you guys got to watch Fresh and Fit, bro.
	Facts, bro.
	Yeah, man.
	Like, look, it has two body counts.
	Like, she's got niggas that she fucked and niggas that off themselves.
	That's crazy.
	Nick Three Countries.
	Oh, man.
	She had OnlyFans gross.
	Nigga.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	You know what's crazy about this picture, right?
	I'm not jerking off that nigga.
	I'm fucking them, bro.
	You're straight enough to them yourself.
	Anyway.
	Let's start here.
	Nick Three Countries.
	Let's start with you.
	Oh, three countries.
	By the way, you know what?
	Nah, Turkestan.
	Look at the game.
	So, ladies, it's a battle between you guys, right?
	The best person wins a gift card possibly from Chris when he comes back.
	All right, for Hennessy.
	So the game is name one country, and if you miss one country, you're out of the game.
	Cool?
	So we'll start here and go run up the panel.
	Damn, I got the worst one.
	I know, you're here last.
	Girls only.
	And you can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
	Everything else is fair here.
	All right.
	Let's start with you.
	One country.
	One country.
	Saudi Arabia.
	Okay.
	The United Kingdom.
	Okay.
	Bolivia.
	What?
	Bolivia.
	Okay.
	Pursuit.
	France.
	Back to me.
	This is a full game right now.
	It's full sort of game.
	Okay.
	Iran.
	Okay.
	The Philippines.
	Okay.
	North Korea.
	Damn.
	Trust me.
	There's more.
	Trust me.
	There are more countries to name.
	There's 194.
	I lost my brain.
	What countries border Brazil?
	What's the closest country where you're from?
	To Brazil.
	Oh, my God.
	My brain is really bright.
	Your brain can't be that.
	Oh, my God.
	Why are you guys going to keep going with us?
	Okay, we'll start with you.
	You're out.
	Okay, you're out.
	What about you?
	Russia.
	Russia, okay.
	Yeah, Russia.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Another one.
	Yeah, you keep going.
	I think this one's going to win.
	My money's on Long Island over here.
	Because she's the most nervous, I think she's going to try this game.
	I'm trying not to make me look stupid.
	Okay.
	Alright, Egypt.
	China.
	Okay.
	Spain.
	Okay, for you?
	Japan.
	Colombia.
	Italy.
	Is France a country?
	I said not a country.
	She said Friday.
	No, France is not a country anymore.
	Georgia.
	Oh, Sudan.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait a minute.
	South Korea.
	Much of Sudan?
	No.
	Hello, Abbott!
	That's Haram.
	I'll show you the question.
	Should I know that?
	What's that, Shill?
	Haram!
	Guatemala.
	Germany.
	Georgia.
	South Africa.
	South Africa, okay.
	Fuck, they took too long.
	No help in Donovan.
	Imagine if you asked country and continent, the game would end in three seconds.
	South Africa, London.
	Did someone say Egypt?
	Yes, yes.
	Five seconds.
	Come on, Tits.
	Let's go.
	We believe in you.
	Use those melons.
	Not gonna.
	That's the first time I've ever seen tits fail at anything.
	Tits are undefeated.
	Tits are undefeated.
	Back to you, Ukraine.
	Oh, very good.
	Questionable.
	Japan.
	Japan?
	Already said it.
	Croatia.
	Hold on.
	She said Japan, so.
	Yeah, she said Japan together.
	Come again.
	Oh, Hungary.
	Are you hungry?
	Hungary.
	I know, but are you hungry?
	Oh no.
	Fucking fresh.
	Croatia.
	Croatia?
	Okay.
	Back to you.
	Ecuador.
	Okay.
	Australia.
	Back to you.
	Cuba.
	Honduras.
	Okay.
	Dominican Republic.
	Oh, shit.
	Georgia.
	Georgia.
	She can't say it.
	No.
	Nah.
	It doesn't count.
	Georgia is a country, but I oh shit.
	Armenia.
	Sweden.
	Okay.
	Pakistan.
	Okay.
	Siberia.
	Okay.
	Denmark.
	Finland.
	Double check the Siberia.
	Yep.
	Who?
	She said Finland.
	Ireland.
	Okay.
	We're making history here, man.
	I know, right?
	Oh, also, Siberia.
	We got a showdown.
	We got a showdown.
	Oh, wow.
	Technically Russia, I think.
	Most of us are in Russia.
	And Europe.
	Okay.
	It's most of Russia.
	I think it's too.
	Long Island versus low-key trolling.
	We say Guam.
	Guam and Gash.
	That's a province.
	It's a province.
	It's a U.S. territory.
	Hey, you did well.
	You did very, very well.
	Came inside the U.S. and did like it.
	I did not guess Chicago would win from your sickness.
	The winner gets a $3 gift card.
	No, we already got a gift.
	We have it already.
	There you go.
	Shit, we already got a gift?
	Oh, bad.
	So congrats to you, Chicago.
	Bethany works.
	Come on, girl.
	Wash your underparts.
	Strawberries and cream.
	What's up?
	Cool.
	Good job.
	Feel me a little bit of peach lemonade, whatever the fuck they say.
	Yeah, you do it, a man.
	You want a gift card.
	Definitely.
	All right.
	All right, let's do it.
	Better than a man.
	Oh, hell no.
	Flip for 2929.
	Yo, Marin, Ethan Klein is talking shit on his podcast about you and Sneeko, about the Nelson.
	When is he not?
	Fucking Ethan.
	I'm surprised.
	Myron, when is he not?
	Yeah, I mean, he's always saying some bullshit.
	Because I debunked October 7th, but a lot of the lies on it, but that's fine.
	What else do we got?
	That's it?
	All right.
	Gentlemen, do you guys have any questions for the ladies?
	We got a video to play, actually.
	We got a video?
	Yeah.
	Okay, you want to give us a backup?
	So this video, guys, is pretty new from our boy Osaze.
	It is The Desirable Truth.
	Oh, and I want you guys to watch this with an open mind here.
	Okay.
	So there's a couple.
	One's older than the other.
	But watch the interaction between them and the interver because you can see very clearly that one person is a little bit more open than the other one.
	Okay.
	Watch it.
	All right.
	Come on right now.
	19.
	29.
	I like them young.
	How does a 10-year age gap relationship work?
	Perfect age gap for a relationship.
	Why?
	Once he, when they're 19, you can train them.
	He's right.
	You can train them, you know.
	They're very young, so, you know, you can influence them and train them to be the perfect woman for you.
	Do you feel like that's true?
	Yes.
	Do you feel like your boyfriend is misogynistic?
	No.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	I mean, I'm fine with our relationship.
	I have boyfriends.
	Like, guys my age are not, like, mature enough.
	And would guys your age be able to provide the same things that he provides for you right now?
	Of course not.
	Of course not.
	Why go 19 as opposed to 29 or 35?
	She's a young sweetheart.
	You know, what can I say?
	So what's the latest you want to have kids?
	Five years to now.
	Like, yeah.
	Yeah, you know, biology gives women up to about the age of 27.
	So I say we got about eight years in it.
	He's tall.
	What's your age?
	19.
	29.
	All right, you want to get the thoughts on that?
	I like him young.
	So we'll start here.
	I should know.
	We'll start.
	We'll start here.
	What would you?
	What thoughts on the video?
	And is it too big of age gap?
	Because 10 years is apart?
	Too big of age gap?
	You think?
	Yeah, what are your general thoughts?
	I think the fact that she's 19 and just is, you know, freshly that one year over 18 could probably be an issue.
	Why?
	Why?
	Just because, like, looking at the situation, it seems like he's kind of like down upon her and she probably has no idea what she's doing or what's going on or anything.
	And she's just kind of being controlled and told what's right and what's wrong.
	She should have the right to vote, though.
	If she can't make adult decisions, should she have the right to vote?
	I don't vote.
	No, but her.
	You're saying at 19, she's not mature enough to make a relationship decision, but she should make decisions.
	No, I think it's the same thing.
	No, I mean, I think voting should be way older than it is.
	Like 100% way older than it is.
	I think at that age, you don't know what's going on.
	You don't know what's doing.
	Why is it problematic for a 29-year-old to be dating a 19-year-old?
	He said she's freshly from 18.
	And when girls say that, just let me comment on this.
	When girls say he's freshly 18, that's like us making fun of you.
	Well, you're dating a guy that just got rich.
	It's almost like you're trying to shame.
	It's like women low-key try to shame us for our preferences.
	The reason why he's dating a 19-year-old instead of a 29-year-old is because a 19-year-old hasn't taken as much dick as a 29-year-old.
	A 19-year-old is not going to be as hard-headed as a 29-year-old.
	A 19-year-old isn't going to have as many fucking kids as a 29-year-old.
	And a 19-year-old isn't going to be likely to be an OnlyFans.
	Let's let him ask her real quick.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I was going to say, I think really, like, and I, from being in the industry a while, I know a lot of guys, like, did you get in when you were 18?
	No, actually.
	How old were you when you got in?
	23.
	Okay.
	22, 23.
	But yeah, I was going to say, like, the way he looks, and I say this because of being around so many men, like, I see the wave, but he looks at her kind of when you're on set and stuff or like what I do, guys want you to look a specific way that makes you like on the edge of 18.
	So that's kind of where I got that thing.
	It's like the way a certain older guy, like, looks at her.
	It just, it kind of gives like pedo vibes to me.
	Hold on, pedo vibes.
	She's eight, she's 19.
	Yeah, but it's like that guy that kind of just wants like a very, very younger girl, like on the cusp type situation.
	He's like, how long have they been dating?
	You don't know.
	Maybe they were dating a year.
	Maybe it was right when she turned 18.
	It's just like.
	Okay, and if it was right when she turned 18, so what?
	Legally, it's fine, but I think from like a relationship situation, I don't think it's going to last.
	Question for you.
	Does he seem normal to you or a little bit too eccentric?
	I see, I feel like he was just almost like a controlling type situation, but not in like a good way.
	I don't know how to describe it.
	It's like a way just a certain guy looks at you in like a certain way.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	It was kind of like very common back in the day that, you know, like even my grandma, like when she got with my granddad, she was like 16, he was like 23, and they ended up having like 12 kids.
	In Brazil.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So like it was common and that's not actually a case.
	You know, if the lady wants, like, then we do not take the year.
	You know, it's all matters, like, I want to be with him.
	Like, that's all.
	And then that happens a lot of the time over there.
	So for you, it's normal.
	Yeah, for me, it's kind of normal.
	Even because men get mature, like, take longer to get mature.
	Are the guys you wait?
	Now are they your age?
	Are they older than you?
	This one's like seven years older, maybe.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How about a video?
	Um, I don't think I agree with it.
	Uh, partly because women's brains don't even fully develop until they're 24.
	Facts.
	Or 25.
	Yeah, you guys are kind of slow.
	Yeah, that's what I meant.
	She doesn't know what she's doing.
	Like, she still doesn't know what she's doing, I think.
	I'm pretty sure men's develops after ours.
	I'm sorry, I'm a little confused.
	Isn't it universally acknowledged that girls mature faster than boys?
	I think so.
	I mean, am I wrong here?
	Because I've always heard growing up that girls mature faster than boys, right?
	So what happened?
	But Anne's right.
	They can vote.
	They can drive.
	They can drink.
	21.
	They can borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to go to college.
	They can, right?
	Oh, shit.
	So, brain development, I mean...
	My bad.
	You respond to that.
	I don't agree with that.
	I don't think it's a life-altering decision that you're making before you can even use the full capacity of your brain.
	Like starting OnlyFans at 18?
	I started OnlyFans four months ago at 24 at a fully developed even better.
	She got on OnlyFans with the fully developed Medulla Oblongata.
	Awesome.
	Very nice.
	W. By the way, can I be honest?
	Sure.
	I hate your voice.
	I don't know if he was joking, but I don't like when he was like, oh, I like them young because they easy to train.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It just looked creepy.
	Like, that was the only thing.
	Like, if it was normal, I would say it's fine.
	But, like, just that kind of the specific guy, like.
	Is it how he said it?
	It's how he said it.
	It's how he sounded.
	It's how he said it.
	And it's just giving, like, controlling.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	It's just like controlling vibes.
	Like, if it wasn't that guy acting that way, it would have been different.
	Like, if it was one of you guys, like, having a normal conversation with them.
	No, no, no.
	I would have said the same damn thing.
	Oh, yes.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah.
	But real quick, though.
	If you watch the video, he said it in a really, I want to say off-tone way.
	Sure.
	Which, quite frankly, bro, being honest with you, it's kind of like he said it in a weird way.
	You're probably right, but this is the difference between men and women.
	We pay attention to what's said, not how it's said.
	Hold on, he said, but I like them young.
	Okay.
	But is the word train?
	Is that what bothers people when he said she's easy to say?
	It's trained.
	Because if he had phrased it differently, if he had a data.
	Guys with the video will fix it.
	If he had said, when I date women my own age, they're set in their ways.
	And it's more difficult for us to accommodate to each other and have a functional relationship.
	When I date younger women, they're not so set in their ways.
	And it just makes it easier.
	But it's the same thing.
	Except he used the word train, which seems to have trained.
	Yeah, it's just the way he used the word.
	But he said, I like them young.
	That's the part that got me rich.
	If I didn't see this in context, bro.
	Yeah, but when girls say, I like them rich, we don't call them gold diggers, do we?
	I agree.
	But you got to say 18, though.
	Okay, yeah.
	Okay, listen, the guy picked a bad choice of words.
	I've been doing this for 10 years.
	I picked bad choices of words all the time.
	And I'll be honest with you, the guy, you know, okay, he is a little oily, but guess what?
	He's got a hot 19-year-old and he seems to know what he's doing.
	And she looks at him every time and says, "He's not wrong." But in her, I guess, Defense, I guess, I can see where she's coming from at that point.
	That's all.
	No, no, I get it.
	And so if a 29-year-old approaches you, you know, like that and says, I want to train, you can tell him no.
	Yeah, I definitely would turn him down.
	Of course you would.
	There you go.
	You wouldn't even know his age, though, to be fair.
	He would probably tell her.
	He seems to like to do that.
	I'm 29 years old and I'm going to train you.
	I would have been like Am I a dog?
	Bring your homework.
	Sorry.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Ask that question again.
	I said, I would have been like, am I a dog?
	Okay, and why did you ask that question?
	Because, like, y'all train dogs.
	Right.
	Okay, let me ask you a question.
	You've had a job before, right?
	Yeah.
	And to get you ready for the job, what do they do?
	They train you.
	Same.
	Yeah, but just answer the question.
	They what?
	Train on me.
	So we can train.
	So you will allow a company that doesn't give a fuck about you to train you and discard you when they no longer need you, but a man who's willing to fight and die for you and provide for you, provision, protect, and provide.
	You don't want him to die.
	You don't want to die for me, though.
	Okay, well, this is why you're single.
	It's so funny when women know that they don't qualify for the men they want, they pretend to act like they don't want that.
	I don't want him to fight and die for me.
	Yeah, that's what you say.
	So, for example, right?
	You go out, you have fun, you enjoy life, but you need training because if you want a man, no, it's taking that shit serious.
	You need training, nigga.
	You want a treat?
	All right, let's move on.
	Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	You're not a training, bro.
	I'm just saying.
	This nigga's treating you with a treat.
	My problem with it was how proud he was to share his bragging, you know, about the fact that he's like emotionally coerced and manipulated this young girl.
	That's crazy, right?
	That's his drive.
	Oh, my God.
	I know, I know.
	Because he totally said, I emotionally coerce and manipulate this girl.
	That's exactly what he said.
	In lesser words.
	No, I'm sorry.
	It doesn't work that way.
	He said, train.
	I was just going to say, what do you think that implies?
	So companies manipulate and coerce you to do the job because you can walk off the job at any time.
	No one's holding a relationship with a man.
	You know, part of like, you know, the expectations is not that I'm going to be trained by him.
	That's part of the expectations when you go and join the workforce.
	You know, my relationship isn't my job.
	So you don't need to train me to do anything.
	And this is why you're 30 years old and single because you treat your relationships like a hobby and not a job.
	That's why you don't have a job.
	You had an employer for eight years.
	He was five foot eight, made a bunch of money, and you decided to drive down to Miami because you didn't want to be trained.
	Gentlemen, this is why we are where we are.
	Well, I can tell you from a guy's perspective, my wife is 15 years younger than me.
	Let's go.
	I met her when I was 40.
	She was 25, and it is awesome.
	Highly recommend.
	Oh, my God, you pedophile.
	No, that's about showing her.
	Oh, my God.
	You're giving her creepy vibes.
	Jesus Christ.
	No, because he said it like he had respect for his wife.
	I think he said it like he loved and he respected his wife.
	That guy said it like a creep.
	I don't give a shit.
	He was still right.
	All right.
	So, ladies, let me ask you guys a question.
	Do you guys think most women are wife material nowadays?
	No.
	Well, do you think yes or no?
	I, you know, I mean.
	Be honest.
	Be honest.
	Please, be honest.
	Majority.
	Probably not, but there's only one.
	Okay.
	They gotta have morals.
	Where are they?
	Where are they?
	Let me just go through this.
	Okay, so you don't think a majority women are wife material?
	Cool.
	What about you, Chicago?
	No, I don't think anybody marries material anymore at this point.
	He asked me about women.
	No, I'm asking about women emphasically.
	Uh, no.
	No?
	All right, what about you?
	Do you think a majority of women are marriage material nowadays?
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	What about you?
	Do you think a majority of women are marriage material in the United States?
	United States?
	In the United States.
	No.
	She knows you're like, uh.
	No.
	Okay.
	Since the majority of women aren't marriage material in the United States, wouldn't it be fair to say that like guys have to teach women how to become marriage material?
	Because it ain't your mamas.
	You know, I just kind of find interesting how it's like, you know, girls can have all these standards of men, but if men train their girl to rise to their standards, it's a problem.
	Do they want to be married?
	Do any of you women want them to be married?
	Like a life going to work 29.
	Not her.
	She doesn't want a man who's willing to fight and die for her, so she's out of this question.
	No, you don't.
	You said no, so you're out of this question.
	Pick a choice.
	Yeah, well, I guess we could say, well, all of you want to be married, right?
	At some point.
	To the right person.
	But I don't need to guess.
	Isn't that what we asked?
	We said, do you want all of you to be married, right?
	Yes, at some point?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, of course.
	Well, if you met someone who is almost the right person, would you train him?
	You know, if he had training potential, I might.
	I might.
	So that's okay.
	For you to train the man is okay.
	But when the man says he wants to train you.
	Why would I?
	He should be fully trained when he comes.
	I agree with that.
	I'll buy that.
	I'm good with that.
	Like, dude, man, that proves our point even further.
	Like, you got to come pre-assembled as a man.
	A man could go out and take a woman that's retarded and make her great.
	That's right.
	But if you come as a dude and you're retarded, she ain't going to give you a chance.
	Not at all.
	Like, I think the fact that men are even willing to train women is a good thing.
	And here's the other thing, too, ladies.
	I think the reason why men need to train women, you guys, most of you admitted that most women aren't marriage material.
	Feminism has made women really bad girlfriends and wives and counterparts.
	Like, it's kind of poisoned you guys where you guys think that, oh, I don't need to do anything for a man.
	I'm just going to live my life and do what I want to do.
	And that's cool, no, but it's like, I mean, if you want to behave that way, you're not going to get a guy to take you seriously.
	Yeah.
	Go ahead, you want to say something?
	I do want to say something.
	You guys have this expectation.
	You know, we have the expectation that men should come fully trained, right?
	Why don't you have the expectation that women should come fully trained?
	We've met women.
	We used to.
	That's a good one.
	We used to back in the 50s and 60s.
	We used to.
	But since the advent, yes.
	See, mothers used to train their daughters to be wives, homemakers, and good mothers.
	Moms don't do that anymore.
	Moms want to twerk in the club.
	So mom is no longer teaching the daughter how to be a good wife and mother.
	So it is incumbent on the man, if he should choose to go down that path, to train women to be what he wants and needs for him.
	That's just how it goes.
	And there's nothing wrong with it.
	Just because a man has to train you doesn't mean you're a bad woman.
	If a man of value recognizes you as a potential candidate for like a wife material, you should take that as a compliment.
	That's like getting hired.
	That's almost like getting hired for like Google.
	If you get hired for Google, they see potential and they want to train you to be the best Google employee that you can be.
	Now, if you decide, hey, I'm 30 years old, I don't want to be in Google anymore, it is what it is, but it's not about right or wrong.
	To me, it's about choices and trade-offs.
	So we asked earlier where you can find good women, right?
	And you kind of chuckled and said, you don't know.
	So imagine us dating nowadays, finding good women.
	Hard to find.
	And who's training them?
	Not their parents.
	Internet.
	So obviously speaking here, you got Cardi B, you got Meg the Stallion.
	Some role models training women to be fucking whores.
	So where are you?
	In her case, Jersey Short.
	Jersey Short.
	So where would they get training from?
	Who's training them the correct way?
	No, you have to find it within yourself, you know?
	Like, you, I know, and I'm serious.
	All right, you know what?
	No, go ahead, go ahead.
	like, you, okay, what would make a good woman?
	Morals, integrity, and really, I mean, that's all you need.
	And then you meet someone you like, and, you know, hopefully you too, you know, get along well.
	You don't have to change yourself in order to make it work with the guy as far as like, oh, I'm going to.
	But shouldn't I know what my partner wants as a whole?
	Of course.
	And if it's not something you already do, you do it for them because you love them.
	You want to make them happy.
	You don't have to change.
	Me?
	In general.
	You have to make a change, right?
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	But not change who you are as a person or like change.
	But if you're a hoe, a straight-up hoe, what would you expect?
	You got to make a change, right?
	Yeah, what do you mean by hoe?
	Like, like, women who have sex indiscriminate.
	Oh, my God.
	What do you think?
	So the problem is, if you want to have a boyfriend or a husband, right?
	They're going to expect you to be a wholesome, pure woman to them only.
	If you're not that, you need training.
	That's an illusion.
	A wholesome, pure woman to them only.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Before in life, nowadays, that's going to be hard to find.
	I'm just saying, in general, you find a man, ask your man, nobody else.
	He said earlier, women will have multiple guys, they're fucking.
	You want to see who's the best option and pick that.
	But once you find a man, you stop that shit, right?
	Yeah.
	The problem is today is not stopping.
	And more, by the way.
	What is a deal breaker?
	What would a guy have to tell you?
	What would a boundary deal breaker be?
	If a guy said to you, I don't want you to do X, Y, or Z, or I don't commit to women who do X, Y, and Z. If a guy says, and I forgot your name, I'm so sorry.
	Darian.
	Darian.
	That's actually a pretty name for a girl.
	If he says, Darian, I don't want you to name your favorite activity.
	Tort.
	No.
	Like shop, you know?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What if you met a guy here in Miami?
	You know, average guy, tall, good looking, whatever, whatever the case may be.
	Talk him out of it.
	Okay.
	I'm going to do what I want to do.
	And luckily for him, it's only shopping.
	If Chris Hemsworth told you, don't move.
	There it is.
	You already did it.
	So it depends on the value of the guy, gentlemen.
	What these women are telling you when they tell you that I would never do this or that, what they are telling you is that the men in their purview don't meet their requirements.
	A woman will move heaven and earth to be whatever a man that she wants wants and needs her to be.
	End of discussion.
	We all know, right?
	When a woman is really into a dude, she will do anything straight up dude.
	And if she's not doing that, she's not that into you.
	Well said.
	Agreed.
	Which is why we know your man, you didn't like him that much.
	But we'll move forward.
	He was a good man, though.
	Oh, for sure.
	Very good man.
	Good boy.
	Good boy.
	Very good boy.
	Wait, Darian's going to be rethinking her life choices after this.
	He's probably one of my top subs.
	She driving back.
	Oh, Evie, good point.
	She driving back.
	Evie, can you tell the audience and the girls here how much money you made from one of your fans, the only fans?
	I'll just say my top three because it's a little better.
	So the top one is $125,000 now.
	The second one is $68,000.
	The next one is about $55,000.
	Bro, nothing's wrong business.
	Onlyfans.com slash Nonovan Sharp.
	Hold on, please break it down how you got the money from each person.
	The first one was I matched the down payment on my last rental property.
	Then when I got it, he volunteered to pay for the windows and the doors.
	Some dudes just have to give him an excuse to give you money.
	I swear to God.
	It goes with the concept of like, if you don't ask, if you don't ask, you know, the worst thing they can say is no.
	You miss 100% of the chats you don't take.
	Oh, yeah, exactly.
	Donald, you know the worst part?
	Andrew?
	I've never met anyone.
	You've never met him.
	I've never met any of them.
	You haven't met any of the ones?
	I'll be honest, that's the same way I do sales.
	I just, you have to offer people a reason to give you money.
	It doesn't even need to be a good reason, and they'll give you money.
	But as you say, if you don't ask, like, I'm not the girl, like, I have a friend of mine who makes about like five or six percent of what I make every month on OF.
	And she always tells me, oh, I just pretend I'm broke all the time, and I like cry about it.
	And I went.
	Answer in distress.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, why do you do that?
	And she was like, because that's why they give me money.
	And I'm like, girl, don't be like that at all.
	Like, that's not the way you're going to, I mean, you're getting something, but like, you're not.
	How did you do it?
	How did you get $125,000 from a dude?
	Well, I said, hey, I'm, you know, looking to buy another rental property.
	And he was like, that's interesting.
	We like.
	So rather, so, so you showed ambition and he matched your ambition.
	Yeah, we like talked about the situation more and more.
	And I was like, this is what I was trying to get.
	I was going to get it by, you know, to summer.
	But I was like, you know, I'd rather get something now.
	I found a good deal.
	And he was like, oh, I'd match it for you.
	And I'm like, oh.
	Donovan.
	All right.
	Imagine, right?
	You're a guy.
	You meet a girl.
	You're like, you know what?
	I mean, this is so pussy right now.
	I am horny right now.
	Can you match me real quick?
	He look at you like, nigga, are you weird?
	Like, what the fuck?
	What the hell?
	I want a house.
	I'll match you, sweetie.
	Don't worry.
	It's kind of a retard test for guys.
	Isn't it?
	It kind of is.
	What did you do in return for him, by the way?
	What did he give you?
	So he gave you $125,000 for literally just existence.
	So like today I said to him, I said, hey, you know, I had a recent issue with Airbnb with a guest who caught my house on fire.
	Whole nother story.
	Literally other side of the country.
	It wasn't a suicide attempt, was it?
	No, I've never met them.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Hold on, real quick.
	Uncle Jeffro, you said that she's lying, right?
	I saw her actual bank statement.
	Yeah, I showed him the wire transfer.
	She showed me the wire transfer to her account.
	It is 100% real.
	Wow.
	Verifiable.
	I don't lie.
	There's no reason to lie.
	But anyways, that's what I said.
	No, I just asked about that situation.
	So today I was like, hey, you know, can you help me with the mortgage for this month?
	And he was like, okay, and he allowed me another five.
	How did you ask him?
	I called him because he likes me to call him every day.
	And I talked to him on the phone for maybe like 10 minutes.
	And he was like, is there anything I can do for you today?
	And I was like, well, do you mind covering this month's mortgage?
	And he was like, consider it done.
	And then about 30 minutes after the call, the money was in my account.
	Hey, I need my rent paid too.
	Could you ask a favor for me?
	Y'all in the wrong business, man.
	I swear, I wish I could sling dick and fucking get paid to do it.
	Oh, I know.
	I was just nice about it.
	Like, I just asked him not to be like my friend.
	I'm like crying.
	I can't pay my mortgage.
	I need help.
	I was just asking kindly and nicely.
	Well, here's the deal.
	Simps respond better to your friend's strategy.
	You happen to get lucky with a whale.
	Yeah.
	there's several I've had on my account, but yeah, that one was the top one.
	The other one, same thing.
	I asked about the house, and he said, I can't do 50, I can do 10.
	So, you give me 10.
	And then there was another one, same situation.
	I was like, hey, you know, I have an issue with Airbnb right now, like with this guest.
	Do you mind helping cover for some of the damage?
	Yeah, give me like 15, 20.
	You know what's crazy?
	Hey, she's a hobby.
	She's a smart hobby.
	This sounds wild, right?
	I know girls are mad at me.
	Let me like 10 guys.
	Well, guess the guy's phone number, Instagrams.
	Hey, babe, I have an issue with my car.
	I need to get like a new tire or something like that.
	My friend did the exact thing she's talking about.
	She asked 10 guys the same issue or something the same issue.
	And at least five of them say, you know what?
	I got you, babe.
	Here's 1K, 2K.
	And that's how they made money.
	Here's paid for rent, food, everything.
	Just for meeting some guys.
	One of my friends did that exact same thing literally to my contractor.
	When my contractor came to town to build a studio in my backyard, she goes, my mirror's broken, like on my car.
	I don't know how to fix it.
	She busts me out.
	And he literally calls me.
	He's like, why is this fucking bitch like asking me to fix her car mirror?
	And I was like, because you slept with her once and she thinks she owns you.
	And he was like, I'm blocking her.
	I was like, all right.
	And then she's like, why isn't he talking to me anymore?
	And I'm like, because you asked a man you slept with one time to fix something on your car that's like $3,000 because it's a Mercedes.
	Yeah.
	I don't know how to do it.
	And I was like, find the dude then.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	She's like, fuck him more than once.
	And I was like, I'm not fucking you.
	I don't want to help you.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You might need to open up like a consulting business.
	You know, how to be a smarter with, what's your name again?
	Everyone calls me Red.
	Red.
	Okay.
	Well, bro.
	Yo, Andrew, back in your days.
	Oh, no.
	How do women get money from men?
	Would you say they just asked them, hey, I need this?
	Or would they like, twerk?
	I don't know.
	We just didn't have this kind of exploitation going on, at least not at this scale.
	But of course, we didn't have all this digital stuff.
	We didn't have OnlyFans.
	We didn't have dating apps.
	And women's minds were different without the dating apps.
	I mean, with the dating apps, women get so much free attention in such infinite amounts.
	And it's so easy for guys to access them like this that there are opportunities for exploitation today, exploitation of men.
	Yes, absolutely.
	That just didn't exist back then.
	How should a man use self-defense in this case against Run?
	Run, run.
	The best self-defense is not to get into the fight in the first place.
	Ryan.
	Okay, that's fair.
	What's the craziest case you've ever tried or been privy to involving a man and a woman and a woman finessing a man?
	It's almost always the woman killing the man, believe it or not.
	Yep.
	I see that.
	Yep.
	100%.
	I've worked a number of cases where the, usually with a knife.
	Usually with a little knife.
	What?
	Stab him in the chest and it just nicks to heart.
	And you see the crime scene photos and it looks like someone took a water hose of blood over the head.
	Jesus.
	Blood everywhere because it comes out under pressure.
	Wow.
	And usually the guy was half again her weight or bigger.
	And she killed him.
	For sure.
	Jesus.
	Insurance money.
	She's always mad at him for some reason.
	Sometimes she says the guy attacked her.
	It was a one-night stand.
	Sometimes they're in a relationship and she just, she's an angry woman, you know, the type.
	And so she's always fighting with him.
	And this time she just used a knife.
	Shit.
	There was a lady here in Miami, a blonde girl.
	Courtney Clenning.
	That's one of them.
	She stabbed the guy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We covered that one.
	With a little pairing knife.
	Yeah.
	And she's trying to get off the caves now.
	She said she was under something.
	I forgot what it was in the hell.
	Well, she claimed self-defense.
	What was she claiming?
	Self-defense, yeah.
	But she should have been.
	They went and arrested her in Hawaii.
	Yeah.
	She wants to get off now.
	I can't believe.
	Think about what happened.
	She's cooked.
	Yeah, she is definitely cooked.
	This woman, I remember seeing a photo of her handcuffed in the apartment.
	She's covered with blood, right?
	We know he's dead.
	We know that she killed him.
	Why did she end up in Hawaii?
	She was running.
	Yeah, that had to be it.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy to me, man.
	Let me ask you this since we got you here.
	Do you think she has a self-defense case or do you think she's cooked?
	She would have a self-defense case if she hadn't been stupid enough to talk to the police without a lawyer press.
	So that really complicates.
	Because she's a very small woman compared to the guy.
	He was much larger than her.
	The things that complicate her case is there's a lot of video, a lot of, this is not even the first time she stabbed that guy.
	She stabbed him before and put him in the hospital.
	And there's a lot of video of her physically attacking him.
	I knew that she wasn't.
	But it's always her hitting him.
	I did not know she stabbed him before.
	There's zero evidence of him ever hitting her.
	We see the elevator videos, right, of her kicking his ass or whatever, but I see that she stabbed him on him.
	She had stabbed him once before.
	And then when she's talked to the police, she's giving an interview without a lawyer present, which, for God's sakes, don't ever do that.
	And she said, well, I didn't really stab him.
	I just kind of tossed the knife in his direction.
	This knife had to be punched.
	If you see a picture of this guy, he's a big dude.
	He's got a big African guy.
	Somebody turns obliquely or something like that.
	You're about to have to punch that knife into his chest.
	Yeah, she said she threw it at him, which physically would have been impossible.
	Even if she was like an MLB picture, the force that you would have had to throw that knife at to get that deep in, impossible.
	And it's only the two of them in the apartment.
	So you have to believe her for it to be self-defense.
	And her story is just not believable.
	Also, all their friends have seen her attacking him in public.
	Oh, my God.
	She's killed.
	He would obviously defend himself sometimes, but obviously she was aggressor majority of the time.
	So what do you think is going to happen, Andrew?
	I guess with all the evidence that we have for talking.
	What do you think you want to play it?
	You want to play it?
	The outcome is going to be.
	I think she'll be convicted.
	Yeah.
	I think that one of the reasons it's taking so long, this has been a couple years now.
	One of the reasons it's taking so long, because you have a right to a speedy trial.
	You can demand the fast trial.
	But most defendants waive that right because they're guilty.
	And if you're guilty, you don't want a quick trial because a quick trial is a quick.
	No, no, she's in.
	She's in?
	Okay.
	Also, video is in takeover, guys.
	Let's go over to Rumble right now.
	Uh-oh, it's about to get real.
	Because this is going to be kind of crazy because it's copyright probably.
	So we'll go over to Rumble.
	Oh, you think so?
	Yeah.
	Plus it's time.
	All right, guys, come on over to Rumble.
	Links.
	Yeah, guys.
	Come on over to Rumble because YouTube is.
	Okay.
	YouTube sucks.
	YouTube sucks.
	But yeah, this is crazy because You know what I'm trying to do here, bro?
	Yeah, bro.
	Like, she's well known, right?
	And of course, if you're in Miami, it's a small place.
	You go outside, you party or whatever.
	But they've been accounted to her doing shit to him publicly.
	It was wild, bro.
	Not too far.
	She got the.
	It's in Edgewater.
	Yeah.
	Like, not even 10 minutes from here.
	The thing is, she's fighting to get out, bro, which is insane because you kill your boyfriend.
	Like, that's wild.
	Well, sometimes you kill somebody and it's not a crime, right?
	You can kill someone.
	It can be lawful.
	True.
	Yeah.
	Lawful killing.
	This one.
	Come on over to Rumble.
	We're going to kill all the other streams except for Rumble.
	Yep.
	W Rumble.
	Where are we killing Kick 2?
	Olivum's a big word.
	Yeah.
	Everything of Rumble.
	Killing everything?
	Yep.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Come on over to Rumble, guys.
	And of course, Rumble's business.
	Rumble's on base.
	You guys know that already.
	Facts.
	And then I can say everything I want to say.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Be ready.
	Yeah, but do we have the video?
	Do you have a video for them?
	Yeah, he has to take over.
	Oh, you put it in takeover for them?
	Okay.
	Explain while we wait for them to switch over.
	Explain the video what's in her.
	We switched over.
	Recently, I was covering what happened on my show, DeFi Podcast, with that girl.
	And why, if a girl ever tries to hate you or attack you, you need to leave right away.
	Yep.
	Don't stay there and say, oh, she can't hurt me, whatever.
	It's fine.
	No.
	If it gets to escalated point where she stabs you or has a gun, you might die.
	Yep.
	So in this case, she's fighting now to get out of this situation, even though it's been years since this happened.
	And she's talking about this in court with her lawyer.
	Oh.
	We're on Rumble.
	Cool.
	Awesome.
	Misconduct and supervisory failures.
	That is how the OnlyFans model accused of killing her boyfriend is describing the actions taken by the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office.
	The social media influencer is asking for a judge to kick the case off of the case or the office off the case by claiming her rights could be violated if they stay on.
	NBC6 reporter Christian Cologne reports from court.
	Unfortunately, the doctors did what they could.
	Christian is dead.
	Oh my God.
	Courtney Kaleni, the OnlyFans model who says she killed her boyfriend Christian Abimceli in self-defense, was back in court to argue the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office should be kicked off from prosecuting her.
	I think there's substantial record evidence of what occurred and what should have occurred or didn't occur that would support your honor to squalify the entire office.
	Klanny's attorneys believe the influencer will not get a fair trial if the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office remains on the case due to their misconduct.
	A big request that stems from the presiding judge already ruling one state attorney did review private information he wasn't supposed to look at when the office got a hold of iCloud accounts belonging to the Klenney family.
	There is no actual prejudice as she sits here now with the current prosecution team, let alone the office itself.
	And then the risk of any future potential breaches or prejudice, we believe that we've taken proactive measures to ensure that those that are constructed will support it for the defense team.
	The state attorney who accessed the private information has since withdrawn from the case and the office has banned him from Clenny's file.
	The remaining prosecutors on the murder case urge the judge to not wrongfully punish the entire office for the past wrongdoings of one individual.
	The judge said she needs some time and plans to rule next month.
	And some different scenarios we could see here.
	The judge kicks out the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office and another county takes over.
	Second, the judge orders just a new set of prosecutors to come in on the case.
	Or thirdly, she could deny Clenny's request, keep everything as is, and try to get the OnlyFans model a little closer to trial.
	Or for sure keep you posted as this case develops.
	We're in Miami, Christian Colón, and BC6 News.
	Andrew, what do you think of those three?
	I'm sorry, I couldn't hear.
	What do you think of those three scenarios as the most probable?
	Kick the attorney's office off completely, bring in another one, dismiss her claim altogether because she's trying to move, I guess, to suppress it more than likely, probably because the state attorney saw information they weren't supposed to see in iCloud.
	Well, I think she's got an excellent defense attorney.
	Frank Prieto is his name.
	He's well known here in the Miami area.
	Very, very good attorney.
	And this is a very, very good tactic for him, trying to get the prosecutors thrown off the case.
	She'll still be prosecuted.
	They'll just bring in other states' attorneys to do it.
	But it's another delaying action.
	And every time he can delay, maybe people get tired.
	Maybe the prosecutors who've made an emotional investment in the case, who are committed to it, they get replaced by people who might be more amenable to making a deal.
	That's only a good thing for their client.
	The one thing I will point out is that nothing they're talking about there goes to the merits of the guilt.
	They're not saying we have evidence she didn't do it.
	They're not saying the state's hiding evidence of innocence.
	They're saying the state committed some technical violation of the law and they should be removed from the case, but the underlying facts do not change.
	Is this just another case of the defense just delaying the inevitable?
	Well, again, so this prosecutorial team is very intent on her case, on prosecuting her to the greatest extent possible.
	That's not always the case.
	Sometimes prosecutors can be sympathetic to a defendant.
	Sometimes they have other priorities on their desk.
	They'd rather pursue other people.
	Maybe when this woman is awaiting trial, some mass killer occurs in Miami, and they all focus their attention on that guy.
	So if you're in a bad situation today, one strategy is to delay a conclusion and see if something happens in the meantime that alleviates your situation.
	If she goes to trial now, she's just convicted.
	So they don't want to do that.
	Yeah.
	No, I mean, the evidence is overwhelming and the self-defense thing, yeah, I forgot that she had said that ridiculous fucking story to the cops and she threw the knife at him.
	And it was crazy.
	What are they doing?
	If it was reverse and, you know what I'm saying here?
	If the guy was white, and she was black.
	Oh.
	And vice versa.
	And the guy was black and he killed her.
	He'd be in jail.
	He'd be in jail already.
	Tomorrow.
	Yeah.
	Well, she's technically in jail, but you mean like convicted?
	Like convicted, yeah.
	Yeah, number one, Christian Abunsele would not have been able to go to Hawaii.
	I can tell you that right now.
	Yeah, facts.
	Yeah, well, her family, yeah, her family has money from Texas.
	Oh, there you go.
	And she also made a lot of money, too.
	Yep.
	She had like a lot of money.
	She made a couple million off the OnlyFans channel.
	Jesus, man.
	Love it.
	And it all disappeared.
	They all hit it.
	The prosecutors can't find the money.
	That's why she's not out of jail.
	Because the prosecutor's position is: hey, if we release, if she gets bail and she's out, she'll just go to some foreign country and start her OnlyFans channel again and be making a ton of money.
	I heard through Grave Maya.
	And Hawaii too.
	Her going to Hawaii didn't help her either.
	He wants to go to Europe and escape there.
	Yeah, I mean, people think this will be...
	Well, the thing is, France.
	No, they'd extradite her here.
	Really?
	Did extradite her.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	She'd have to go to Russia or Ecuador, I think.
	What other countries don't have extradition treaties?
	Some islands, some rebels.
	She'd go to Israel.
	She can go somewhere.
	For sure.
	I think she's Jewish.
	Russia would probably be her best bet.
	Yeah.
	Just go to Russia, start the OnlyFan channel again.
	There you go.
	And Russia would be waiting on her with open arms.
	Perman style, baby.
	They will turn that bitch out.
	She'll wish she was back in the United States.
	Fucking around like Britney Griner.
	What else do we got here?
	Diglitz.
	Diglitz, he says some shit?
	Yeah, he was.
	What did he say?
	Referring to the tits.
	Oh.
	As usual.
	Who tits?
	If a bitch coming at me with a knife, I'm punching that whore in the face.
	All right, God damn.
	Okay.
	Thank you, bro, with the big one.
	All right.
	Dom DeMonco.
	Boys, shout out to my ninjas on a family vacation currently in Eastern Europe, but will still have to show support to my guys.
	W. Donovan for being a loyal homie to FNF for all these years.
	That's hard to come by.
	Yeah, silly, man.
	Dom DeMonco.
	We've got some good news for you guys, too, and we'll see what happens.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	What else we got?
	You know, Courtney Clenny's boyfriend probably never saw the knife.
	She was punching him all the time.
	He probably thought she was just coming in to wail on his chest with her little fists before he knew it.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	God.
	This takes one time.
	And also, look, the other problem too is that he was a bum and she was making all the money.
	Yep.
	He was living off for her.
	So that's what created a lot of the animosity between them.
	Like he was like some crypto guy or whatever, but I think it had gotten bad or whatever.
	She was the boss.
	Yeah, but yeah, he basically worked for her.
	So that's why she was, it made it even worse.
	You'd be surprised.
	In Miami, a lot of relationships are like that.
	The girl makes a lot of money and he's kind of like just like winging it.
	Bro, I would rather be single than ever let a girl make more money than be a boss mirror around.
	Boss, man, fuck it.
	Women are terrible people when they're bosses, bro.
	Terrible, man.
	Hey, at least she was honest and killed him.
	She didn't fake his suicide.
	Yeah.
	That's bass, bro.
	That's right, bass.
	It stepped like that.
	God damn it.
	Hold on, real quick.
	One last question for Andrew.
	If they can't find the money, is she indigent or is she using a court-appointed attorney?
	Or how is she able to hire this self-defense attorney?
	They can't look hard at how you're paying for your attorney.
	You just have a right to counsel.
	Our parents have a bunch of money.
	That's rich.
	They're doing it.
	I mean, she doesn't have much living expense.
	She's in lockup.
	And that's another thing, too, is like her family's rich and she was like a spoiled brat her whole life.
	That's why I think they're going to really go after her because like, you know, she's like the definition of a spoiled brat.
	Yeah.
	Like a girl that beat on him, never dealt with accountability, never dealt with, you know, she's like literally like the perfect example of like a modern chick.
	Perfect storm, man.
	Yeah, like didn't.
	Yeah.
	She was probably, and she, she, she looks like the kind of girl who's always been attractive.
	You know what I mean?
	Like she was attractive as a teenager.
	She probably had boys that had crushed her.
	Like these kinds of things.
	Yeah, of course.
	These kinds of people live in a different, they live in a different existence.
	And you saw her reaction when she was like, he's fucking dead.
	Now, obviously, that was a little bit theatrical if she was acting.
	But at that very moment, you can see, holy shit, I actually killed somebody.
	Women, like, people like this can't fathom the consequences of their actions.
	She's about to fathom them now.
	Yeah.
	She was with him as he was dying.
	Yeah.
	Blood was everywhere.
	Unbelievable.
	So the fact, the notion that she had no idea that this guy could possibly be dead, she was with him when he was dying.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Allegedly.
	And I will say a big part of her.
	When I see her, I'm really struck by the witchcraft power of makeup because when you see her done up for her OnlyFans channel, she looks adorable as heck.
	And you see her in that courtroom, it looks like a different woman.
	100%.
	Allegedly, just off of your words, you told me earlier, she was smashing a local rapper here as well.
	Of course she was.
	Yeah.
	Who?
	You investigate, nigga.
	It's probably on film.
	Yo, Fresh is the worst, bro.
	It's fucking...
	The lawyer tells us not to say anything pertinent like that on camera, nigga.
	He didn't hear earlier?
	No, I didn't hear it.
	I wasn't here.
	You guys allegedly as well, too.
	You can't say the person's name.
	I'll tell you off camera.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right.
	Freology?
	Jeffro said.
	Jeffro Raffero, here shout out to Don and OFNF.
	Cool ladies, how many times have you been pregnant?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	We can ask that.
	That is a very good question.
	This is some diabolical mathematics.
	Zero?
	All right.
	You, how many times?
	Um, three.
	You have two kids?
	Yeah, I had one.
	I had abortion once.
	Ah, there we go.
	Yep.
	What about you?
	Zero.
	That's cap.
	All right, what about you?
	Yeah, I don't believe that.
	Chicago?
	Zero.
	Okay.
	What?
	That's cap.
	And then what about you?
	Zero.
	Oh, that's definitely cap.
	You're 30.
	How many?
	Come on now.
	You're 30.
	Eight years and you ain't never been pregnant.
	You took Long Island.
	That's like a Massa Piqua Zero.
	Yo, forget about it.
	That's funny note, though.
	God damn it.
	This guy's my new fucking hero, man.
	Holy God.
	Andrew, after listening to these ladies, if you have a son, which one would you recommend him to marry?
	Oh, boy.
	The Three OnlyFans girls, the one that party a lot, or the 30-year-old woman that leaves good guys.
	Oh, wow.
	Andrew, go ahead.
	Yeah, I've got four kids.
	One of them is a son, and I would recommend him to marry at 40 and marry a 25-year-old.
	That's worked out pretty well for you.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Any of the girls here at the panel?
	Are they all disqualified?
	Yeah, probably not.
	Okay.
	The asteroid.
	After hearing this panel talk, I'm on my way.
	How does a pregnant training have a deeper voice than Mo, bro?
	You have anything you want to say?
	He's trying to say you're a training.
	I'm pregnant, nigga.
	LML.
	The goat off the internet's here.
	Huh?
	Just the goat's here.
	Oh my god.
	Oh, that is.
	Oh, that's the girl that.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	This is.
	Oh, boy.
	You know, I got a question for you, brother.
	That's not Photoshop, y'all.
	So, I gotta ask this question.
	So, um, I know that you got into that little argument with academics and Sneeko, and you made like a video on YouTube about it, right?
	Yes, okay.
	Whatever happened to that channel?
	Did you keep filming or no?
	Yes, I kept filming.
	Did you still, like, how consistent were you with filming?
	I was pretty much consistent for the year, like, yes.
	But I don't believe that.
	I went to the shrink, though.
	This is why girls suck at YouTube.
	I was going to say.
	Yeah, that's why girls suck at YouTube, yeah.
	Yeah, YouTube is like...
	Yeah, YouTube is...
	It makes you actually work.
	Yeah, it's a real job, YouTube.
	Now, the reason I asked this question is because she had that momentum.
	She did a video.
	She got a bunch of views, and she didn't capitalize on it at all.
	And this goes to my point that I've always said, which is women are fucking lazy and stupid.
	Yep.
	And we need to go back to making you guys second-class citizens.
	This is why you guys shouldn't vote.
	There's a difference in conscientiousness for sure, right?
	I mean, just like some jobs, you just have to show up.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	And they won't show up.
	It's like all you got to do is clock and he can't even do that.
	If you told a guy, hey, you can make $10,000 an hour, he would say to himself, holy cow, I can make $400,000 a week, right?
	If you tell a woman you can make $10,000 an hour, the woman says, oh, I only got to have to work one hour a week.
	What up?
	You come to me when you want to do a deal that you want your account on YouTube to come to 10 million subscribers.
	Yeah, but YouTube doesn't like lazy.
	Yes, I don't need that.
	Wait, you mean you can get someone to 10 million?
	Of course.
	Oh, boy.
	You mean by bottom?
	I don't even know what that means.
	You're talking about how?
	No, no, yes, because I'm the nerd that do that part.
	That job.
	You could, but you're lazy.
	Like, you had DJ academics.
	You got to fight with DJ academics.
	I'm sneaking.
	I'm not going to.
	I do that for my clients.
	Aye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Fumble the bag, man.
	No, I do that for my clients.
	Oh, boy.
	Boy, boy.
	Anyway, the purpose of me asking that was she had an opportunity.
	She made a video.
	She had some buzz and she didn't do anything with it, which is what I'm trying to say when I say women are lazy.
	And then we asked her what she does.
	Oh, I own three businesses.
	Come on, man.
	You don't know nothing, bro.
	Like, these women be lying, bro.
	I came trade from my country.
	I already had my business.
	I've been in business since I born.
	That's exactly what it is.
	Since you born?
	Yeah.
	Yo, she came out the womb hustling, y'all.
	Y'all don't know?
	Y'all better recognize this Brazilian bitch.
	That bitch is built different.
	Y'all better recognize.
	This woman be lying, bro.
	I don't know.
	I just find it interesting how she had that opportunity.
	She made one video, didn't post again, bro.
	Yeah, why didn't you go further?
	Because she's lazy, Fresh.
	This is why, well, again, I say this all the time.
	Female YouTubers are fucking garbage.
	They suck at streaming.
	They suck at making videos.
	They suck at everything.
	The only thing they can do is TikTok and Instagram.
	I know you don't care.
	That's why you guys are trash.
	And that's not just you.
	All women in general are terrible YouTube.
	You're on kick?
	No, she's on kick.
	I'm on kick, yeah.
	I'm streaming on kick.
	The only women that have big YouTube channels.
	I stream on kick every day for the last past two years.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, I'm in the stream game for five years.
	Shout out to all the streamers.
	Oh, shit, Myron, you got you an up g here, bro.
	I don't believe that, bro.
	Yeah, five years, yeah.
	Because she would have said that when we asked her what she does for work.
	Uh-oh.
	Is a streamer?
	Yeah, you would have said that if you did that every day.
	Because that's your actual job.
	Yeah, she's cat, bro.
	CEO, of course, because I managed that.
	What you mean?
	Is she cat, bro?
	All right, man.
	All right.
	But of course, women can get away without being conscientious, right?
	Because someone will always rescue them.
	Yeah.
	That's the thing.
	It's like if a guy has an opportunity and he blows it, we just look at him and say, you're an asshole.
	Yeah, for that opportunity, right?
	Make fun of him.
	But a woman blows it and we just say, she goes, oh, I'm crying.
	I can't make my car payment.
	You know, and some dude will give her money.
	Yeah.
	Give some subs.
	I can guarantee you, if I can't make my car payment, no dude's sending me money.
	And I want to make something clear here.
	And I think I speak for you when I say this, Myron Fresh, Bills, Mo.
	This is the way it is.
	We're not crying about it, right?
	Okay, so women live life on easy mode.
	Hold on.
	Women live life on easy mode.
	You want to know why you guys live life on easy mode?
	Because you guys couldn't be men, man.
	You guys couldn't walk.
	Dude, bitches are all the time talking about.
	You couldn't walk a day in my shoes, bitch.
	I swear to God.
	You guys wake up and you guys are getting hit in the face with dicks all the time.
	Let me finish.
	No, we certainly don't want that job.
	The point is, is they wake up and they live life on easy mode.
	This is how it is.
	The reason why men have it tougher is because we're built for it.
	And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way, man.
	I'd rather live a hard life as a man than an easy life as a woman.
	Yeah, bro.
	Being a woman is miserable because you party all the time.
	She's fun, but you don't ever get to really work like you should.
	And then you get depressed because you're like, oh, I'm having fun, but there's no work behind my life.
	And a woman's work is her family.
	See, women and men derive happiness through Sagan in America?
	Because over here, like, over here, it looks like the ladies would be working a lot.
	Yeah.
	The boys is trying to be the girls now.
	Well, think that family in America.
	It should be that way.
	Yeah, they're a lot of bums.
	They're a lot of bums.
	That's for sure.
	Well, women just have more opportunities is really what it comes down to.
	Oh, but wait, Myron, if they want to get into the rap game or the singing industry, they got to worry about all these producers trying to fuck them all the time.
	So it's not the same.
	Fuck out of here.
	You're in the office.
	You got in the rooms.
	You're in the room.
	Which is why I had to make fun of her because I was like, you had an opportunity.
	She got in the room.
	Didn't do nothing with it.
	Shake hands.
	Which is common, not just you, but like female influencers in general suck because they're not interesting.
	They get an opportunity.
	They fuck it up.
	Do you want to know why they're not interesting, Myron?
	Because they don't have to be.
	They know that come hell or high water, no matter how stupid or dumb or useless they are, somebody's going to bail them out.
	Women have this.
	Women know, whether you guys realize it or not, it's subconscious.
	I know that no matter how much I fuck up, even if it's with a guy I wouldn't dream about, I know I'm going to get rescued at the end.
	And who's funnier?
	Men or women?
	You.
	Well, I know.
	I can't think of any good female comedians.
	I can't think of any, like, and the best female comedian still sucks.
	What's her name?
	Amy Schumer?
	Nikki Glazer?
	I'm trolling.
	She's terrible.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She looks like a freaking.
	What do we got here?
	What else we got?
	I knew they were going to bring this back up.
	Fresh, you got it.
	W. Andrews, W. Branca, W. Zonovan, WFNF.
	This came out from the movies.
	Watch Superman.
	Women could be dating Superman and still ask themselves, is this really the best I can get?
	Anyhow, this was my favorite part of the movie.
	Oh, you're funny, bro.
	Straight up.
	Get him fresh.
	Your boy Lem.
	You ladies prefer a guy who makes at least $100K a year.
	But that's okay.
	No bats and I on y'all.
	When a guy says, I like a girl who's 19 years old, that I can train, I listen to me.
	Y'all old women get triggered.
	I call guys creeps.
	PDF files.
	Another shame tactics are shame guys for their preferences.
	If you ladies are bitter and mad because your dust sees are expired, sexually undesirable, just say that.
	No one likes an expired product.
	Men date down, women date up.
	Salt the delusion, grandma.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, damn.
	That hurt my feelings.
	And I'm not even fucking mad.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, shit.
	Hey, no response?
	You have a small dick and you live with your mom.
	He's not even funny, bro.
	Damn.
	Somebody fight him something.
	I can't be the only one that got hurt by this.
	He probably just wants to come in his eye.
	What's that?
	What'd you say?
	He probably just wants to come in his eye.
	Ew, that's gross.
	Is that like a fetish?
	It was like a video call two nights ago.
	He came in his mouth and he called me back to come in his eye.
	Oh my God.
	You ever been like, anybody ever like nut directly in your eye?
	It happened one time when someone jinxed me and I literally got like the reddest eye ever.
	So you jinxed you or jizzed you?
	Both.
	Oh, okay.
	And he got red eye or pink eye?
	No, the director was like, don't worry, it's not going to hit your eye.
	And I was like, well, now that you say that, it probably is.
	And that was the one scene I've ever done that did.
	But no, my eye just got red.
	You ever do anal?
	No.
	Oh, you look intrigued.
	You're like, no, but I'd like to try.
	Have anybody ever told me, don't worry, it's not going to hit you in the eye.
	I'd take some room.
	I would never say I rubbed men.
	That's funny, bro.
	Back to what Andrew said.
	He's right.
	Men are funny because we have to be.
	Yeah, you really do.
	Men are funny because we have to be.
	All right, I got some of their questions here.
	Okay.
	We got 16 inches.
	Well, hold on.
	Long Island's going to get my bad.
	Look.
	We're about five.
	All right.
	Say what?
	I like five.
	Just be quick then.
	I'll wait till she comes back.
	We'll be fast.
	So does size matter?
	I like five.
	Five dicks?
	Or five inches?
	Okay.
	No, five inches.
	Yeah.
	I like five.
	I don't like the big ones.
	Why not?
	It's like you can feel it in your soul.
	I'm also a tiny person.
	Like, I'm a very tiny person.
	Well, what's wrong with that?
	What do you mean what's wrong with that?
	Like, I'm trying to, like Fresh said many, many years ago famously, I want to touch a bitch's soul, man.
	You feel me?
	Just touch it.
	So you're really telling me that size.
	Like, if you look at what I have in my drawer, is that like six?
	Okay, you said five.
	Now it's six.
	Five, six.
	Five, six.
	You got to give a range.
	Eight inches.
	She wants eight inches.
	No.
	Have you ever had sex?
	Which, what kind of sex feels better?
	A dude with an eight-inch dick or a dude with a five-inch dick?
	A five, because if it's an eight, you have to contract your body a certain way where you won't get hurt.
	That I. In what way?
	Like, there's this one girl I know.
	She's very, very tiny, very, very skinny, very, very, like, just a small person in general.
	And it's like, she'll go to a shoot and she'll get hurt.
	And I'll go to a shoot, we'll be with the same person and not be in pain at all.
	And she was like, well, why?
	And I'm like, girl, look at what you did and look at what I did.
	Like, there's a different way you can, like, contract your body to not get hurt.
	Damn, you're like the fucking porn whisperer.
	Holy shit.
	She knows all the tricks of the trade.
	What do you think your body count is?
	Are you asking him or not?
	No, no, no, I'm making you.
	I'm probably like between like 1,500 and 2,500.
	Oh, God.
	First, you got you beat, nigga.
	Damn.
	Like, probably close to like 9,000.
	It's over 9,000.
	How many of you have?
	How do I met someone that was more than me for the first time recently?
	I have no idea who that is.
	She's amazing.
	Yeah, I don't watch.
	I'm sure she's like, she's at 5,000.
	She's at 5,000.
	Oh, she is absolutely amazing.
	How old is she?
	Amazingly loose.
	27, 28.
	I haven't investigated yet, but I'll let you know.
	And how old are you?
	I'm 25.
	You're 25 and you have a 1500 body cut over here.
	How do you get to 5,000 at 28?
	I think she's like 20.
	I don't know exactly.
	I don't know.
	Do you know?
	She like hosted this thing.
	If she does.
	She's hosted a what?
	I'm pretty sure.
	She could.
	She had like 5,000 people too.
	Because if she does lately.
	No, that's not the Bonnie Blue thing.
	Huh, huh?
	Don't forget, they do parties too.
	Like orgy parties.
	I don't do that shit.
	I'm not going to get in this team.
	Not her.
	Sorry, not you.
	I mean, her.
	She said, I do OF, but I'm too good for the orgy parties.
	Plus one or two a day.
	My bad.
	My bad on that.
	I've been asked so many times.
	Like, someone asked me to pay me five grand to use my house for an orgy, and I was like, no.
	Why not?
	Is it a sanitary thing?
	I would say, like, a sanitary thing and a legal thing.
	Like, I would get into, if someone girl was, you know, raped or whatever, like, that kind of shit, they get in massive trouble.
	You ever filmed with a black dude?
	Yeah.
	Ooh, she said that regretfully.
	Oh, she said, yeah.
	See, the look on her face when she said, yeah.
	Translation, I know that no white guy will ever take a fucking shit.
	Seriously, yeah.
	Well, the funniest scene I have.
	Nigger fucker.
	It was on a trampoline.
	Oh, we can say nigger now.
	Yeah, we're on remote shit.
	Oh, nigger, nigger, Joe.
	Fag it.
	Oh, my God.
	I feel free.
	It was on like a trampoline concept.
	It was on a bounce house with a bunch of oil.
	That's why I'm slipping right now because I'm fucking covered in oil.
	Hold up.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Okay, so a bouncy house, oil, and OF.
	How did that happen?
	So, please do the mash.
	She had a freak off.
	Oh, my God.
	It was a freak off.
	She got a dinner.
	He knows.
	Christina Santa.
	Yeah.
	But it was so slippery the whole time, and I was on my period.
	So I went to the bathroom.
	I was in there for like two minutes.
	What?
	Wait.
	It was like my arm.
	This is insane.
	It was like my arm.
	You were on your period?
	Yeah.
	Do you do scenes when you're on your period?
	Yeah, there's these things called discs, and you squeeze them and you push them in.
	But I was in the bathroom for like three minutes, and I'm very quick on my stuff.
	I'm not done there on my phone, whatever.
	Like, I was going like in and out.
	Yeah, like I got it done.
	And then he's like, Are you done yet?
	Are you done yet?
	And I'm just like, dude, it's been like three minutes.
	Like, it's been, I don't wear makeup.
	You can shoot me in the face of everything, wipe it clean, and I look the exact.
	He's trying to fuck.
	That's what that was.
	Yeah, but I was like, dude.
	And then he had to shoot himself up, too.
	So I was like.
	What do you mean, shoot himself up?
	His thing.
	Oh, my God.
	Yo, throw the shirt away, man.
	This is...
	You got to sanitize that bad boy.
	I hear these body counts, and it just makes me think of the red line on my motorcycle.
	It's like.
	He was waiting for that bar.
	W Andrew, man.
	That was amazing.
	I had no idea this dude was this fucking savage, man.
	Oh, my God.
	I know him.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	We did not see him coming.
	Oh, me, Andrew, man.
	So why haven't you done anal yet?
	Like, are you waiting for the right guy, the right person?
	I'm good.
	What do you think is relate?
	What is the one act in porn that you would call the relationship killer?
	Like, if a guy saw a woman doing that, come on.
	Say that.
	This one is so bad, and I've declared so many times.
	They get choked.
	They throw up.
	The boy pisses in the cup or bowl.
	Usually it's a bowl.
	And then the girl has to drink it.
	You what?
	It makes me chills thinking about it.
	Wait, hold on.
	Satan.
	They pay double.
	That's why all the girls do it.
	The little young 18-year-old girls, they do all that stuff.
	Sterling talked about this years ago on my podcast.
	He get them shut out.
	So, guys, parents are drinking.
	No.
	So the girl will get like double whatever situation.
	She'll get fucked by two dicks.
	Well, I'm trying to say it a little bit more.
	Well, we're on Rumble, so you can say she got fucked by two dicks.
	She got like DP'd, and then the girl will then get choked out well in doggy, puke in the thing, and then the guy will piss on her face while her face is over the bowl, and the girl will be forced to drink it.
	Is that legal?
	Yeah, it's all over the place.
	It's on Twitter.
	Yeah, it's nasty.
	Is it on Twitter?
	It's on Twitter, yeah.
	I know like five girlfriends of mine that have been in the middle of the day.
	This is why you know I haven't watched porn in forever because I was expecting like the nigga gang bang.
	You know what I'm saying?
	No, that's clean.
	We apologize.
	If you're in food, you apologize.
	That's clean compared to this.
	If you're eating food, we apologize.
	My bad life choice was a bad first marriage.
	I feel so better about myself.
	Oh my yo.
	Wow, bro.
	That is crazy.
	That sounds that, I don't know, that sounds a little illegal to me, but I go through some of their questions.
	Sure.
	This is for the guests.
	Damn.
	Would you rather your Google search history expose or your personal DMs?
	Say what now?
	Would you rather your Google search history exposed or your personal DMs?
	Oh, Google search.
	Google search.
	Okay, okay.
	Me, I couldn't care less.
	Okay, excluding client stuff, of course.
	Of course, absolutely.
	Of course.
	All right, Fresh?
	No, no, no.
	Put a guess.
	Oh, okay.
	Answer Vigo?
	Google or DMs.
	Yeah, I'm looking at Fred.
	That's funny to guess.
	Fresh is right.
	Yeah.
	That's what he's saying.
	If you saw my search history, you probably see a lot of like Hitler shit.
	So I don't know.
	Oh, boy.
	What about you?
	Minus car shit.
	Probably.
	I look at cars every day.
	Okay.
	That's okay.
	Every day.
	That's a nigga.
	I love cars, man.
	You can tell a lot.
	I'll tell you what.
	You can tell a lot by someone when you look at their Instagram feed.
	You pull up my Instagram feed.
	It's food, Twitter, and dogs.
	So I met girls right there, like, hey, can I see your phone real quick?
	I was like, for what?
	Just your Instagram.
	Yeah.
	And they put the Instagram in my phone.
	But then they go to my feed.
	I'm like, oh, that's what you like.
	I'm not your type.
	My either.
	But that was very particular.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But they do that firsthand.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	I want to see your feed.
	It's funny.
	Yeah.
	You can tell a lot about him by his Instagram.
	His white girls' history.
	His white girls in cars.
	I'm mad about that.
	White girls in cars can't go wrong.
	There you go.
	What's your feed, nigga?
	Like, history shit.
	Is it?
	History shit, government shit, law stuff.
	History shit.
	Let me see it.
	Nah, nigga.
	There's going to be a lot of JQ shit.
	Uh-oh, on Instagram.
	You know what I mean?
	I heard that insecure guys would push you away just to see if you care and if you will chase them.
	Is that true?
	Wait, say that again?
	Hold on, wait, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	Say it again?
	Can someone clarify this question?
	Okay, so what do you mean by that?
	Yeah, can you.
	Yeah, I actually saw on another podcast that guys will purposely push you away just so you could chase them.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm not that into you.
	No, that's just called game.
	Yeah, that's going to be gay.
	That's going to be gay.
	Well, no, I said that's game because you can't.
	If a woman thinks for one second that you like her more than she likes you, then her attraction level will plummet.
	And so we teach guys in this community, hey, no matter how much you like the girl, you can't be expressing how much you like the girl because eventually she's going to get turned off.
	Yeah, but purposely pushing her away.
	I mean, bro, that's OD.
	Just don't talk to her, bro.
	Like, just do your shit.
	Well, then, obviously, this has happened to you.
	So it sounds to me, that's the reason I would do it.
	But it sounds to me like that's an excuse that he gave you away from the culture we're in right now in Miami.
	They just don't like her that much.
	Yeah.
	I think that's what it was.
	Because that's not why.
	If I don't like a girl, I'm going to push her away.
	But if I'm trying to shit test her, that's what I do.
	I'm not just going to be like, well, I'm insecure, so I'm going to test you.
	No.
	Are guys pushing away or they're just not returning the text?
	Not returning the text.
	Well, the guys are just doing their business.
	They're going to the gym.
	They're working.
	They're just doing their thing.
	But it's perceived as pushing away.
	The men, the guy that spawned this question is lying to you.
	The reason why he doesn't talk to you anymore is because he just didn't like you.
	It had nothing to do with him pushing you away because he was insecure.
	He told you that to make you feel better.
	And it could be because you party too much.
	All right.
	I have threesomes.
	Does it ever end well?
	No.
	Guys, if you're going to have a threesome, never do it with your main girl.
	Don't do it with your wife.
	Do it with your side bitch.
	Do it with your situation ship.
	Don't bring your main chick into that.
	Never do that.
	Is it possible to get it done?
	Yeah, but you're going to create problems for yourself for doing it.
	Would you date a woman that's life goal is to find a man to provide for her?
	Yeah.
	I think that should be what a girl should do.
	Yep.
	Why do guys cheat?
	Because we're horny.
	Because they want to?
	Yeah.
	Because we're horny.
	Because they can't.
	And here's another thing.
	Hold on.
	By the way, most guys don't cheat because most guys can't.
	That's right.
	That's true.
	Well said.
	That's very, very true.
	Spoke like a true channel.
	And then try to sit there and burst the signal and be like, oh, yeah, I don't cheat because I'm monogamous.
	Like, yeah, I'm not one of them.
	You don't cheat because you can't.
	There you go.
	You don't cheat because you can't.
	If they cheat, they'll be divorced and then they'll lose it all.
	You know what?
	A man who says, well, I don't cheat, da-da-da-da-da.
	It's like a 300-pound bitch bragging that she's a virgin.
	It doesn't count.
	Facts.
	All right.
	Coffee?
	Yes, coffee.
	Actually, yeah, Andrew.
	Yes, I had some of that coffee earlier.
	I think you did.
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	All right, motherfuckers.
	And don't be a Jew.
	There you go.
	Go ahead and get some goddamn coffee.
	All right, guys?
	W coffee.
	It's good coffee.
	W coffee.
	If she hits you and you stay in a relationship, you're officially stupid and no longer a victim.
	No, he's right.
	He's right.
	Yeah.
	Facts.
	Bro, bro.
	You have to leave, bro.
	If you get hit one time, bro, you stay there.
	That's the fucking bro.
	That's gone, bro.
	Look, if a woman puts hands on you in a relationship and you decide to stick with that relationship, at some point, either one or both of you is going to end up behind bars.
	She holds you in contempt.
	Why would you stay?
	Yeah.
	A woman doesn't strike a man she respects.
	Yeah, 100%.
	Absolutely.
	She won't.
	No, she will not.
	Absolutely, man.
	You guys got to get the fuck up out of there.
	And actually, I'm glad that we had Andrew here because I didn't realize that women tend to...
	But I didn't realize that it's that much more violent.
	Because they have the option to not get in trouble for it.
	They don't get held at all.
	Accountable for it.
	Yeah, women know that they couldn't kill.
	Like, when two men fight, there is a very good possibility that someone either gets very badly injured or worse.
	Dude, I watch female MMA fighters all beat the fucking shit out of each other.
	They're hugging, shaking hands.
	Crazy.
	Yeah, the threat level isn't the same.
	The threat level is not.
	And there's a man there to make sure they don't kill each other, right?
	There's a man.
	Doesn't have to be, bro.
	We need to bring Andrew back, bro.
	Andrew's off right.
	Andrew's a savage.
	Very basic.
	Holy shit, man.
	It's all relative.
	Sometimes it's 16, sometimes it's 18.
	Oh, this is the age of cassette in the United States.
	Okay.
	Ages are placeholders.
	You got to find a woman that can be trained for marriage.
	It's called bride and bridegroom for a reason.
	Stop shitting on tradition that's worked for society for centuries.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah, bro, but women don't give a fuck, bro.
	What's up?
	That's the ceiling.
	Looks like it's too late.
	Not trainable anymore.
	Oh, that's a good question.
	Honestly, I would argue, like, it's up to the mentality, but let's say the age number would be like 25 and up.
	Yeah, I was going to say 24, bro.
	25 and up.
	I think 24 is the line of demarcation.
	But you also have to use a discerning eye, right?
	Because I would never be able to look at her and be like, yo, that bitch is fucked $1,500.
	What I'm going to say is it depends on her background.
	So, for example, let's say she had a strong dad in her life.
	It extends it longer.
	There you go.
	You might be able to train her up until, you know, I mean, because she'll be amenable to change.
	Can't for strong dad.
	He told her to be a thought.
	She understands that.
	She had a brother that told her not to be a thought.
	So it's not, you don't have to come in and change that much.
	But I would say the worse her family is or the less masculine, I guess, positive masculinity she had in her life, the earlier you need to come in to fix it.
	Yeah, so it's multifactorial, right?
	So it's like, would it be 25 with a body count of five or 20 with a body count of 5,000?
	Well, here's the issue.
	Good God, nowadays it starts earlier from 16.
	That's right.
	So back in the day, maybe like 18, but now they got iPhones, they got iPads, they got niggas hitting them up in the DMs at that age.
	So I'd say three factors.
	One, the masculine presence in her family, her dad, her brother, et cetera.
	How strong were they?
	And how much were they involved?
	Then her body count, then her age.
	I think those three factors will dictate how redeemable she is for sure.
	Let's add one more.
	Her friends, her circle of friends.
	Because you can have a good girl.
	Her friends are fucking horrible.
	I agree.
	That can also be almost like a subtitle.
	Yeah, I was going to say that could be a subtitle.
	If you make it clear to her through your actions and your boundaries that, hey, if you continue to hang with them, you and I aren't going to swim anymore.
	Then at that point, if she likes you enough, not only will she not hit you, she will abide by what your boundaries are.
	But her friends are terrible.
	It's too late.
	If she has those friends already, it's too late.
	Also, if she's them, she's not different than them.
	But how's it delayed friends?
	With talking chat GPT.
	Oh, nigga, you're cooked.
	That's in its own cycle of her friends as well.
	This is the main difference between male friendships and female friendships.
	And I'll tie this back.
	Female friendships, in order for girls to be really, really good, true, honest to goodness friends, it has to be like a specific environment.
	You have to be like, you have to be friends with girls who are a certain age.
	You have to be at the same stage in life, whether it's family, career, whatever the case may be.
	You can't have a married woman, you can't have a 28-year-old married woman of three be friends with a 21-year-old party girl.
	That's never going to end well.
	And so I compare women's relationships to orchids.
	In order to grow an orchid, you have to have a very specific environment for the orchid to grow and thrive.
	And it needs a certain amount of sun, a certain amount of water.
	Men, we make friends like weeds grow literally everywhere.
	It doesn't matter how old, how matter how young.
	We connect through each other through strife, pain, success, whatever the case may be.
	We can be different ages.
	We can be married, single.
	Men can be friends in just about any environment.
	This is why men are the weeds of friends and women are the orchids of friends.
	And here's another thing.
	When you meet two women who are true friends with each other, and I talk about this in the 49 Laws of Sharp guys, women are never really friends with one another.
	They just tolerate each other between fights.
	This is why women have frenemies.
	You ever heard of a dude talking, oh, I gotta go see my frenemy today?
	No, that's some bitch shit.
	That's why we know females are really friends with one another.
	If there's a group of six women and five of them are party girls and one of them is a good girl, every one of them you ask will be the good girl.
	Yep.
	It's a myth.
	They're all party girls.
	They're only good girls when they're talking to a dude they want to present as a good girl to.
	And the good girl is the biggest party girl of them all.
	Yep.
	Sell that purity.
	Yep.
	All right.
	What else?
	Oh, okay.
	And then we'll get the girl's last words.
	Oklahis.
	The 304s have a problem with the word train, yet they have no problem sitting there laughing about a person self-deleting.
	Ooh, he's talking about you.
	He's on all y'all asses.
	Zaddy never had.
	Bitches have no idea how stupid they are.
	Oh, boy.
	My girl is six years younger.
	Taught her everything she knows from finances to working hard to be healthy.
	She does what I say.
	She loves me.
	I trained her.
	Ladies, let me just give you a piece of advice.
	You don't have to take this.
	Nothing is more attractive than a woman who simply does what she is told.
	And I know that sounds simple.
	And look, she winced, but that's the problem.
	That's the problem.
	It is so rare for you to ask a woman to do something and she actually does it.
	All you have to do is be compliant.
	And she will give you the fucking shit.
	She'd rather be told to do something on camera with a guy degrading her than have a man that she loves tell her to do something behind the scenes.
	Ain't that a good thing?
	You could actually watch everything.
	I've never done anything degrading.
	You can watch every single thing that's out there.
	Well, having sex on camera is degrading, yeah.
	I love that shit.
	Well, just because you like it doesn't mean it's not degrading.
	Listen, the red eye wasn't degrading.
	No.
	That was a fun shot.
	Don't do more.
	That was a fun shot.
	That was a fun shot.
	That was some fight.
	Tyson shit.
	All right, you did.
	Holy Jesus.
	All right, last thoughts, right?
	All right, here we go.
	From experience, whores are untrainable.
	If you become a tha or an online whore, that just means you weren't trained by your dad.
	Sorry, I wasn't there.
	You whores.
	Oh, goddamn.
	Boy, this went all in.
	To the girl that had three dudes kill themselves, you're four best.
	You're legit ugly.
	The only good thing about you is your tits.
	And you only have them because you're nearing obesity.
	Damn, nigga.
	What?
	You want to say something back to him?
	No, it's one name.
	Tell me he has a little dick and he'd never fuck you, even if he paid you.
	Or wait.
	How much would he have to pay you?
	What?
	What?
	How much would he have to pay you to have sex?
	Has a man ever paid you specifically to have sex with?
	Don't lie.
	I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
	That didn't answer my question.
	Off camera, nigga.
	Off camera.
	I got paid to do a scene in New York for $30,000.
	We're not talking off-scene, sweetie.
	We're talking about a dude who said, and what's her name, Red.
	Red, I don't want any cameras around.
	I want to have sexual relations with you, and I will pay you 10,000 tonight.
	We will have sexual intercourse, and I will pay you $10,000.
	They've ever done that.
	Probably the most was around $10,000.
	Probably was like $1,000.
	So you've had sex off-camera for buddy.
	Allegedly.
	Okay.
	Oh, allegedly.
	Comedy scale.
	Hallelujah.
	Hold on.
	Comedy scale.
	Hold on.
	Yeah, there it is.
	I pay attention.
	I watch.
	I watch.
	How much it costs?
	Probably like the least is like a thousand.
	The most is like 10.
	Allegedly.
	For one night?
	So let me get this straight.
	We got four niggas that done off themselves over some $1,000 person, bitch.
	That better be at least $10.
	$10,000.
	Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	Niggas pay $1,000?
	For you?
	I've done $1,000 for the hour, yeah.
	I believe it, bro.
	Niggas are simps.
	Niggas.
	I believe it, bro.
	Bro, $1,000?
	People are simply.
	For one hour?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, people are simps.
	Crazy work, bro.
	All right.
	Last thoughts, we'll go ahead with Jersey Shore.
	Hey, it love it.
	How's the show for you?
	Oh, it was good.
	You know.
	Did you learn anything at all?
	Nope.
	Oh, she did.
	Nope.
	That's a no.
	We could say that.
	Yeah.
	Nope.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Awesome.
	What about you, Chicago?
	Jersey Shore?
	No, no.
	Thoughts on the show.
	No, I never watched it.
	Yes, man.
	No, for real.
	Whoa!
	Hey yo, end the show!
	I heard about it, but I never watched it.
	No, nigga.
	No, thoughts on the show.
	Like tonight.
	Do you enjoy the show?
	Your experience tonight.
	Yes.
	Where's your brain, bro?
	That shit is downstairs.
	Is you from 63rd?
	Yo, real shit.
	Down there with security.
	Thoughts on the show?
	I liked it.
	Give me a move on.
	Bro.
	Yo, she spent five minutes talking about Jersey Shore, but when it comes to talking about the show, I liked it.
	Okay, what about you?
	My thoughts on the show?
	Yeah.
	In general?
	Or just tonight?
	Like, tonight specifically?
	What do you think of the girl?
	I liked the guests today.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Oh, you like the guests?
	Sorry, that's cool.
	Fuck you.
	You guys see why?
	Fuck you.
	I'm serious, bro.
	We need to make women second-class citizens again, bro.
	Bro, no voting rights.
	They can't go outside without a man.
	Like, we need to put them back in the kitchen, bro.
	Hold on.
	Imagine them leading the household.
	Oh, my God.
	That's happening now, Fresh.
	That's why we are where we are.
	What's this called?
	What about you?
	I liked the show.
	We discussed a lot in part and things.
	It was really cool.
	Everybody was super nice.
	Shout out Detox.
	Shout out Detox over there.
	Y'all ladies hit it up.
	Detox are coming to show.
	There you go.
	You know?
	Shout out, Miami.
	Question.
	When do you do?
	September.
	Okay.
	Yeah, pretty soon, Miami baby coming in.
	Everybody's going to see it.
	Bitch's going to have his baby on 9-11.
	Watch.
	Shout out his baby on 9-11.
	Boy or girl?
	Boy.
	Okay.
	You're going to make your man watch.
	At least he's a boy.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You're going to make your man watch the birth?
	Does he have to be there?
	Your man's going to be there?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's going to see it.
	Better be north of the border.
	That's all I know.
	All right.
	I don't want to say this again.
	Oh, fuck it.
	Can Academus watch?
	I'm going to be live streaming at that time.
	Oh, shit.
	You live stream your birth?
	Yeah.
	The entire Miami.
	Say what?
	Shout out, Kick William Havari.
	Hey, man.
	It's lit.
	Well, it's consistent.

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