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April 10, 2025 - Fresh & Fit
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19 Year Old With 100+ Bodies Wants Man Making $20M A Year?!
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And we are live with some guys.
Welcome to Freshly Podcasted After Hours.
This is your man.
We're joined with Henny Chris as the special guest, kind of?
Probably sober Chris tonight.
Who knows, man?
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not as it would seem.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a night.
I will never tell a sign.
If you can't be needed, I will never tell a sign.
Questions and questions.
Alright, and we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Fit Podcast.
After Hours, this is your man.
We're joined with some lovely ladies here.
We're live on all the platforms.
YouTube, Rumble, Comic Club, etc.
Only fans, not yet.
But that will come soon, eventually, right?
No, I'm just kidding.
Eventually? No, I'm just fucking around.
So yeah, guys, welcome to the stream.
Announcements, rumble.com slash freshfit, as you guys know.
April 22nd, I will be at University of South Carolina.
I will be there.
We'll set up a tent, debate some liberals.
Where? You guys saw I gave a talk at Penn State, was it?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, April 22nd.
April 22nd.
How was that?
Will you get the link on my last stream?
Put it in the description.
It's on Myron Gaines?
Yeah. Yeah, it should be there at the top.
April 22nd, so in two Tuesdays.
How was Penn State?
It was good, man.
It was good.
No one really...
Say anything crazy to you?
No, I mean, I just talked about immigration, how organized crime works, and then we went into...
Them boys.
A little bit of JFK.
More questions than anything.
But this time we're going to set up a tent.
Charlie Kirk style.
And just kind of set it up.
So yeah, if we could pull up the event real quick.
When you get a chance, Bills.
I know you probably don't have it in front of you.
But yeah, April 22nd.
University of South Carolina.
I'm going to be there.
It's going to be a good time.
And then I'm going to give a speech after that.
So we're going to do a tent and then we're going to do a speech after.
So what about you, Chris?
A speech?
Yeah, I would give like a lecture on something.
Sorry, my head was itching right here.
Don't worry, Moe and Bill's got me, man.
You know, shout out to you guys.
Shout out to the girls for coming on.
You know, the girls, you know, it's Wednesday.
We're lit.
I'm sober tonight.
You know, chat, I promise, I guarantee you, I will not drink candy tonight.
At all, okay?
Okay. This guy really got the best job in the world,
bro. He literally shows up twice a week, and gets drugged, and then goes home.
Yeah, so yeah, guys.
That's going to be the...
It's going to be done by us in Uncensored America.
Why We Deserve Less, as you guys know.
Best-selling book.
Which is actually...
How dare you?
In stores right now.
I'm not kidding, Ron.
It actually has a book.
Bro, I don't promote this.
When I tell people I wrote this book, they literally think I'm trolling.
But I actually did release a book, guys.
Why Women Deserve Less.
You can get it on Amazon.
I don't advertise as much as I used to.
But it's a bestseller.
It's actually a bestseller, man.
And many girls came and had you sign the book, too.
Yeah. I got like a 4.8, 4.9 on Amazon reviews.
It's a short read.
It's only like less than 100 pages because, well, obviously women deserve less.
But the book, I talk about feminism.
I talk about kind of where we are.
I explain a lot of the issues as to why you guys are having the difficulty with dealing with women.
So I go into all that in the book, man.
So I'll be talking about, you know, talking points in this book at the thing.
And, you know, we'll have some debates on the college campus, man.
University of South Carolina is going to be a good time.
April 22nd.
Make sure to come by if you're in the Carolinas or in that area.
So, yeah.
All right.
Cheers to your niggas, man.
Let's go, man.
Cool. Anything you want to read chats or do you want to go right into introductions?
Chats. Chats.
Okay. I'm going to read chats and we'll have the girls introduce themselves.
Uh, what do we got here?
Give you one minute.
Give you a minute?
Yeah, I need a minute.
We can go on intros then.
Alright, that's fine.
While Bill sets this thing up.
Okay. Go ahead.
Alright, ladies.
Welcome to the show.
Uh, give me your name, age, where you from, what else?
I don't do shit often, man.
I hear it, bud!
I don't do shit often, man!
I got it, I got it.
You got it?
Yeah, I'll walk up through.
So ladies, we're just gonna ask you for your name, age, what you do for work, that type of thing.
So, um, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
There you go.
Alright, so, what about you?
Welcome to the show.
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Amaisha.
Hey, y'all!
I'm 25 years old.
I'm a dispatcher.
Okay. Cool, and man, you probably hear some crazy shit.
The 9-1-1 dispatcher?
No. Or trucking dispatcher?
No, it's a trucking dispatcher.
Okay. Hey, y'all!
High school education level completed?
Right now, I'm in school to get my bachelor's.
I already have my associate's.
Okay. What'd you get your associates in?
Medical assisting.
Oh, shit.
Medical? Yes.
All right.
And that's what you're pursuing for your bachelor's, too, I'm assuming, or something else?
No, administrative health management.
Okay. All right.
Relationship status?
Single. All right.
Are your parents together?
Yes, they are.
All right.
Oh, W. And then, well, I was going to say, Chris, your favorite question, but it's not really your favorite question.
Well, birth control.
Birth control?
Yeah, are you on or off?
No, I'm not on birth control.
Okay, alright.
Body count?
I don't want to disclose that.
I mean, is that high?
No, it's not high or low.
It's just I don't want to talk about it.
I mean, if body count was low, you would say, nah, I have like three.
No, it's just I don't feel like that's anybody's business but my own.
And husbands?
No, no husbands.
Never been married.
You should be married, right?
Or do you want to get married or no?
I do one day.
Okay. When the time comes.
I'm Jamaican.
Okay. Yes, but we're in a different kind of generation.
It's a little funny.
You meet good men and you meet really bad men.
Right now, I'm just chilling.
Where are you from originally?
Brooklyn, New York.
Oh, shit.
Oh, she was thinking something, man.
Hey, yo, shorty.
Because you don't really have a New York accent.
Were you raised there?
No, I was raised here.
In Miami?
Yes. Okay.
Which part of Miami?
Not Miami.
I was raised in Hollandale.
So you're from South Florida?
Yeah, I'm from South Florida, yes.
That's through the hood, though.
Is it?
No, not through the hood.
I was going to say, Hollandale, don't they have a really nice beach?
The beach, yes.
Hollandale is chill.
A little more west?
Oh, yeah.
Hollandale is chill.
Alright. Oh, and then Bills, can we get the chat up on X?
Yeah. When you get a chance.
Yeah, because it said broadcast ended.
Bro, I gotta figure out how you do it.
Like, when I do it, it just keeps saying loading screen.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch right now when you do it.
Okay. Cool.
What about you?
What's your name?
Paris. Interesting.
It's literally where Fresh is.
How old are you?
I'm 19. Alright, where are you from?
Originally Australia, but I live in Miami.
You're an Australian citizen?
Yeah. She got no accent, though.
I've lived here for a long time.
Oh, okay.
So are you both?
Are you dual citizen?
Dual citizen in Australia and Argentina.
I'm on a green card here.
Oh, damn.
Hold on.
Don't let Trump find out.
I gotta ask.
Who petitioned for your green card?
My parents.
Okay. Interesting.
I guess you go the green card route because you weren't born on U.S. soil, right?
You were born in Australia?
Yes. What do you do for work?
Only fans.
Okay.
In this case, she belongs to the kangaroos.
Down under.
Yeah. Belongs to the outback.
To the desert.
To the outback.
What do you, highest education level, complete of high school?
No, I dropped out of high school.
Middle school, nigga, that's the lowest, huh?
Yeah. Chris, is that the lowest completed?
Completed? Yeah, middle school.
No, that's good.
We've had it before.
Now we can recall.
Alright, relationship status?
Single. Alright, parents together?
Yes. What do they think about your career choice?
They love it.
They're the ones who told me to start it, actually.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah. Hold on.
What? What?
Wait. What?
What? What?
Wait, wait, question.
Do you help your parents with bills and stuff like that?
No, my parents are, like, loaded, but...
Oh. Yeah.
So, like, they're like...
They manage my money.
They, like, invest it and stuff.
Yeah, so they pay bills with your money.
No, they don't pay bills.
They're already well off.
Yeah. And then, so they had, which creates even more questions in my head.
But, um, okay.
Alright, interesting.
Alright, is there a biological dad that's with your mom?
Yes. Yeah, that would've been kind of weird.
Yeah, I mean, it would've made more sense if it was maybe a stepdad.
He wouldn't care as much.
A biological dad?
Damn. Okay, alright.
Australia really got shit upside down, huh?
Are you actually naked on there?
Just subscribe to find out.
Period. No!
Send me a DM!
What? Alright, your parents are together.
And then birth control for you?
Yes. Birth control.
Ethnic background, I would say white, right?
Yeah. You know, it's so funny because people always ask, why do you ask the birth control question?
And, you know, since her name is Paris and that's where Fresh is right now, that is why we have that question because the whole Asia Gate debacle.
Bro, it's going to be Paris Gate.
Remember Asia Gate?
Asia Gate, that's what you call it?
China Gate.
China Gate is better.
China Gate scandal.
That's what we're going to call it from now on.
And now it's going to be Paris Gate.
I hope not, bro.
Trust me, bro.
I hope not, man.
Listen, I feel it coming, bro.
He brought his Algerian chick there, so I don't think so.
He'll be fine.
What? Algerian?
Habibi! French.
Oh, yeah.
That chick is French.
They do speak French.
Yeah, that chick is French, bro.
So I don't think he's going to get in trouble, bro.
We're safe.
Man, that whole China scandal was crazy.
Ladies are probably like, what the fuck are these niggas talking about?
Basically, some girl made some bullshit accusation at our co-host.
She brought at least a few different channels.
She had killed the baby.
She was like, I don't want to kill the baby!
She has a very strong Chinese accent.
She was saying all this shit on the podcast not knowing that she had already aborted the baby before she did the press run.
Because we got the paperwork that showed that she went to Planned Parenthood beforehand.
So bitch aborted the baby then did a podcast tour saying she don't want to kill the baby.
That's diabolical, bro.
Stupid. It's crazy, bro.
And that same chick you all covered today, she fought a boyfriend.
Remember on your show earlier today?
You covered?
Oh! That was on the show!
Yeah, I know.
Bro, crazy.
This girl was on the show.
She lied and said that her boyfriend beat her ass.
And he never did.
And she had been on the show.
And she's going viral on YouTube right now.
And the dude was huge.
And then I think the cops was like, yo, this is BS.
And they locked her up, right?
They arrested her.
Yeah, bro.
She was crazy.
Alright. Let's move on.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Body count, Paris?
Come on, come on.
You're the only fans, bro.
Come on.
Probably like over 100.
I believe her.
I believe her, Chris.
I think Paris is trolling.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, I've seen Paris outside on Monday.
Chris, I believe in her.
She ain't trolling, bro.
She be outside, outside.
Yeah! And so I said L again.
Bruh, I don't even think...
Are there even 100 niggas in Australia?
How'd she do this?
In Miami.
In Miami, bro.
Hey, she...
Speed run, bro.
All right.
Shout out to Paris, bro.
She's been all over the country.
All over the world.
Shit, man.
Paris, Australia.
Yeah. All right.
Fair enough.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Melanie.
Melanie? Melanie.
Oh, Melanie.
All right.
How old are you?
18. Where are you from?
I was born here, Miami.
Okay. What do you do for work?
I have my own business.
I sell jewelry.
Interesting. Yes.
Are you Jewish?
I just have to ask.
No, I'm Cuban.
Yeah, I can tell she's Cuban.
Well, there's Cuban Jews.
I've never seen one.
You've never seen one?
We're comedians.
They exist.
What? Hylia or?
Chris. So wait, you're kind of young to have a jewelry business.
Is it a family-owned business and you help?
Yeah, no, no, no.
I made my own, but my grandma started hers, and then I kind of do it.
I got it all for her.
Okay, so you have a side hustle thing, but you really work under your grandma?
No, it's my own.
I created my own name, my own website, my own Instagram.
But are you selling her product?
No, we just get it from the same place.
She put me onto it.
Oh, so you use her source?
Yeah. Pretty much.
Alright, interesting.
Your grandma's nice, bro.
Yeah. Okay, maybe she isn't a Jew, I guess.
Alright, what are you, uh, highest education level completed?
We're comedians.
Um, no, I'm actually graduating, like, in a month.
Less than a month.
Okay. Yeah.
18 is, I mean, that makes sense, I guess.
Yeah. You didn't get left back, right?
No, no, no, I didn't.
Bro, she got math class tomorrow at 10. Bro, this shit crazy.
Chris, where you find these girls?
Hey, listen, man.
It's like a recruit at the high schools, bro.
Hey, man.
I'll be outside.
All right.
18. See my IDs, man.
All right.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yes. Birth control for you?
No. All right.
Yo. And then you're Cuban, you said, right?
Yes. All right.
Yo, I'm for the X. I'm for the X. Go ahead, Chris.
Body count?
I'm definitely a virgin.
You're definitely a virgin?
Yeah. Who you lying to, bitch?
You're a friend?
Nah. The basketball team?
What's up?
That's crazy.
No, I'm definitely a virgin.
She ain't a virgin, man.
Your best friend has a fucking tongue piercing right now.
Anyways. What does that have to do with me?
Listen, in high school, y'all are freaks, man.
Oh, okay.
She's probably, she's still trying to get that prom date.
That's why she's saying that.
Oh, security?
Yeah, yeah.
She's on the prom date.
Yeah, I'm going to lose it to you on the prom date.
Before you know it, that last dance.
Yo, where is she?
Okay, go on, bro.
All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yo, yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Boys being boys.
Boys being boys.
Yo, look at everybody.
That's that head man.
Good job.
I'm the only one.
Yeah. What?
What?
I'm telling you, man.
I guarantee, bro.
She's going to use Billie to get the limo, the fucking money, the dress paid off.
Before you know it, she's going to be like, alright, Billie, I'll dance with you once or twice.
And the last dance come along, man.
Here we're tryna find your ass and all you can hear...
*Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* I miss it baby.
-It was loud.
-I'm thinking fast.
I'm thinking fast.
I'm thinking fast.
-I'm thinking fucking for me.
I can hear it so right now.
*Evil's voice* -But he's gonna be one time, okay?
Oh my...
It's true!
No, I bet I ain't gonna sit man.
Am I lying or not, bro?
Come on, chat, niggas.
Put a one.
If I'm lying, put a two.
I'm telling the truth.
You're death lying.
Like, damn.
Yo, I'm in tears, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
Listen, man.
She knows it's the truth, bro.
Yep. I think I should become an author.
What the fuck, bro?
Hey, listen, man.
I tried a book, man.
Yo, man.
I don't know the name yet, but we're going to move on, man.
Fucking tears, man.
Alright, what's your name?
Shade. What is it?
Shade. Shade, okay.
How old are you?
25. Alright, thank God.
Where are you from?
Jamaica. What do you do for work?
I own a hair store and I work in finance.
Okay. What do you...
Highest education level completed?
I have an associate's and I'm like a year away...
Well, I took a couple terms away from bachelor's.
Okay, what do you got your associate's in?
Psychology. And that's what I'm finishing to pursue in my bachelor's.
Okay. Relationship status?
Single. Alright.
Are your parents together?
Yes. Alright.
Damn, almost every girl so far has two parents.
Yeah, my parents love each other.
Birth control for you?
No. Okay.
Alright. What about you?
I'm Lisa.
Okay. How old are you?
23. Alright.
Where are you from?
Pennsylvania, but Florida now.
Okay. What do you do for work?
Only fans.
Alright. She belongs to the streets!
High school.
Alright. Relationship status?
Taken. Okay.
How long have we been together?
Um... Two weeks?
Three weeks?
Taken? Or just fucking?
Taken. Really?
Taken. Alright, cool.
Make it short.
It's taken.
It's taken?
I'm off the market.
Okay, good.
Alright, alright.
So you're just fucking to make sure that it's serious.
He has money?
Yeah. Okay.
Alright, parents together?
Um... No.
Okay. I lost my dad.
Your mom got widowed?
Yeah. I don't have a button to press right now, so...
And then, um...
Sorry? Uh, no.
Alright, and then, ethnic background?
Uh, Algerian.
Habibi! Habibi!
Okay, alright, I remember now.
Uh-huh.
Okay. Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
Chloe. Alright.
How old are you?
18. Oh, are y'all friends?
Mm-hmm.
Y'all going to high school together?
Yeah. Shit, man.
So, who's the worst out of you and her?
Huh? Who's the worst?
The biggest, uh...
Oh, she's smart.
Why you looking at me?
I mean, she like, she about to...
I don't know, I guess you gotta find out.
Find out?
Is that borderline, uh...
FBI open up!
Alright, uh, where are you from?
Mersey, Miami?
Yeah. Alright, what do you do for work?
Unemployed. Alright, fun employed.
Alright, highest education, you're a senior too?
Yes, sir.
Alright, uh, relationship status?
Talking. How long y'all been together?
The current record is two weeks.
Three a month?
Nah. I don't know.
I'd say like three to a month.
Alright. 21 days.
Relationship status?
Oh, sorry.
I mean parents together.
Yep. Happily.
Birth control for you?
Yeah. Are you Cuban?
Yep. Cool.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Mahogany. Mahogany?
Yes. Mahogany?
That's like me and my name being brown.
Hey, what's your name, brown nigga?
Charcoal. That's a common name.
Mahogany. How old are you?
30. We got a diverse panel age here.
Okay, good.
Where are you from originally?
Milwaukee. What does that mean?
I was there last summer, man.
What you was doing up there?
I was there for the...
You was downtown.
Downtown Meyer?
I know you stay downtown.
Yeah, period.
Well, I don't want to be around...
Don't go to the trenches.
They're everywhere in Milwaukee.
We're comedians.
I was there because I was there for the Republican National Convention.
Yeah, you look like you'd be there.
What are you trying to say?
What does that mean?
The only reason why he went was for that, wasn't it?
What do you mean, you people?
I didn't tell you people.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
I said he look like he be there.
Look at Myra.
Tell me he don't look like he be there.
Yeah, he does.
Well, you know, I do have a clown outfit in the closet.
A clown.
A clown.
Clown outfit.
We're comedians.
I wish I was kidding.
What's your highest education level completed?
Associates. Okay.
What? All right.
What'd you get in?
Business management.
All right.
All right.
In that relationship status?
I'm in a relationship.
Cool. How long have you been together?
Four years.
Okay. How'd y'all meet?
We just met right before the pandemic.
Oh. So you was desperate.
Damn! Now he was fine as hell.
I'm getting broke and everything's closing down.
I didn't lock me up, man.
You live in Miami now?
Yeah, I live here.
I've been living here.
Were you in Milwaukee back then?
Back when what?
When COVID happened?
I had just came here.
I had got stuck here.
I was trying to go back home and my nephew had got born.
And then the day after he was born, that's when it was like...
Y'all can't fly nowhere.
Y'all stuck.
And I was like, damn.
My mom was like, well, you can't come here.
You're going to get my nephew sick.
And I was like, damn.
And back then, you were single, right?
Yeah, I had just met my dude.
I literally met him as soon as I got here.
Like, I flew.
You flew here?
I flew here because I had to go to court.
So I had to go to court.
For what?
For driving with no license.
So I had to come to court and show them that I had got my license.
And then when I got to court, I went to court, did all that, went and checked in my hotel, got some food.
That's when I seen my man.
Well, he my man now.
He was my man that day too, but yeah, whatever.
She knew.
I love that.
And then when COVID hit, she's like, now you my man for life.
Period. She don't know about it.
But you've been in Miami now for how long?
Basically, like, six, seven years.
Oh, okay.
So you haven't been in Milwaukee for a minute.
Yeah. Yeah.
There wasn't much to do in downtown.
No, there's not.
As much as you say, like, I went to RNC, it was, even then it was fucking dead.
But they had closed a lot of it off because they didn't want the Republicans to get attacked.
Well, Trump was there.
That too.
And this was literally, like, two weeks after he got shot.
So security was super tight.
Yeah, they had.
Because it was his first, it was, yeah, well, it's every four years, but, like, yeah.
It was right after he got shot in Pennsylvania and he survived, so they had the strictest security I've ever seen, bro.
It was crazy, because it was his first public appearance again after getting shot.
Because you went there for, like, how many days?
Like, one day?
I was there for a couple days.
I was there for, like, three or four days.
Oh. Because it was a multi-day event.
It was fun, though.
It was fun, man.
I like political events.
They're fun.
All right.
Oh, are your parents together?
No. My daddy died.
I'm sorry to hear that.
That's okay.
Your mom is widowed, then.
Yes, you are.
So they were together?
No, they wasn't.
Oh, they wasn't.
Okay. All right.
Birth control for you?
No. Is anyone here a mom?
No. No.
No. Not that I know of.
No. I mean, I think you would know if you were a mom.
It happens.
Only we get to have the privilege of not knowing.
You guys get privilege.
Yeah, it's in your personality.
But all right.
Wait, wait, wait.
So who doesn't want to be a mom?
Who does not want to be a mom?
Me. Okay.
I mean, raise your hand.
Why? Not yet.
Maybe when I'm like 50. Damn!
I hear that Australian accent.
I'm still gonna have eggs then.
Even the girls are like, what the hell?
Oh, and then Mahagi, what's your race?
I'm black.
Only black.
Cool. Is she FNBA?
I guess so.
You can't trace back your lineage to an island or Africa?
I mean, I did an ancestry test once.
And it came back.
It was, like, basically Nigerian, Mali, Cameroon, and Russian.
But, like, no one in, like, your family has been here since forever, probably, right?
Like, you can't trace back.
Okay. All right.
Fair enough.
All right.
Cool. And then, I guess we...
Mo, we want to hit the first topic?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We can reach us now.
Okay. Yeah, guys, get your questions in.
And, by the way, we're going to go, what, 20 and up from this point forward?
Yeah, we'll go 20 and up from this point forward, guys.
For Castle Club, $10 and up.
Yeah, Castle Club, $10 and up.
If it's questions, $25.
Alright. Okay.
Moenstein, checking in.
Appreciate that.
What? Alright, when the food stamps hit the account, bro.
What the fuck, man?
I already know they're about to start cooking.
Alright. Melissa, stop playing with me.
I didn't know.
Now that I know you have the jugs to handle the future of my kids, why don't you drop the tough talk and let's get started.
Who's Melissa?
Oh, you're talking about our Melissa?
Think about it.
A bunch of ghetto Albanian, Scottish, Jamaican kids running around saying what the rascal at me dinner da?
What does that mean?
Where's my dinner?
Where's my motherfucking dinner?
Chris, I need a liver transplant.
You are my first choice.
Cheers to my new liver.
Sir, what is your blood type?
Boy, get a refund.
You finna die.
Refund. Damn, bro.
RIP, colonels.
Damn. You know what?
I'm sorry, Chris.
I'll be nice to you, right?
Chris, W. Chris, W. Chris.
W. Chris.
Ayo, Chris, thanks for donating to the church.
They can't find that shit, man.
Ayo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church.
No problem, man.
Ladies, youth is definitely wasted on the young.
The older I get, the more I realize most of you will be cat and dog owners.
You are ruining society by not having kids with Chris.
Get off that pole, you degenerates.
Alright. Mo, when does your baby do?
I think they're trying to say you're fat, Mo.
It's Colonel.
That's my dog.
Alright. Do you want to make fun of thoughts?
I feel that way.
Fresh. Fresh is in the air, so I'll be fresh tonight.
Listen, man.
Shout out to you guys.
Anyhow, Nate, Age, Education, Work Patrol, welcome back.
Holy! You look familiar.
I've seen you before.
Oh, nigga, you got no ass, by the way.
Alright, move on to Marley.
Uh, Marley, some chats.
Uh, Chris, show us.
Sally, she shows in the coconut tea sauce.
Man, better than you, Chris, anyways.
That's crazy, bro.
You just put all the freshness on the line.
All right.
What else is next?
Tonight's show is brought to you by Henny and Fit.
Remember, ladies, to understand and learn something, and in the words of Chris, squeeze harder.
Yeah, squeeze harder, man.
All right.
I appreciate the branding.
Damn, nigga.
Henny and Fit.
That's a strange picture.
Wait, who's holding a bottle in the back?
Yeah, it's kinda weird, bro.
It looks like Myron is giving Chris more bottles.
That's fine.
We'll move on.
That's because that's your unplugged fit, you know.
Yeah, it's fine.
Ladies, would you do it?
Squeeze my dick, bitch.
No, but alright, so...
Alright, here's some context behind everything, okay?
The reason why the chat knows me as Grab It Harder or Squeezing My Dick is because some girls be weak as fuck squeezing the men's dick, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, grab it harder, stop being a little bit, yup, there you go, kung fu grip.
I'm like, what is that?
I can't do that shit.
I'm like, what the fuck, you doggy style, right?
So like like these greets this hard or soft hard there you go see like no hard like like show them to the mic Let me see Okay breaking it She fuck Anyways
Come on man, she's like this breaking it Kung fu twister 2000 man.
Oh, yeah Okay, but anyways ladies.
I don't know about you
Men like me we like when girls grab it tightly okay that we never forget your number We call you on Friday nights when we're drunk and lit.
On the balcony.
You know what I'm saying?
So romantic.
Alright. Okay.
What else do we got here?
Nick St. Chris soundboard?
Oh man.
Mr. Hooligan says Ladies, if you're dating a man, which do you find more attractive to you?
A man who speaks but little action or a man who does more action with little to no words?
More action, no words.
Definitely action.
That's it.
No one had anything else?
No action?
No, I need action.
Words mean nothing with no action.
Okay, you tell them.
Alright. What's up next?
One more?
Alright. Marin, I dare you.
I double dare you say we are the problem.
We can help you.
Oh, Moe edited the fuck out of this thing.
We can help you improve your podcast and your life with those four wives you want.
Become one with us.
Okay, bro.
I don't even know what you're saying because Moe edited the fuck out of your shit.
Good. All right.
That's right.
Okay. You know what?
I have a question.
So, all you girls are single in Miami.
Well, except for two.
Allegedly. Allegedly, right?
Well, three acts are in a relationship.
Once for four years, remember?
Three weeks and two weeks.
All right, so you know what?
What steps are you taking to have a kid?
What steps?
What steps are you taking?
Because at the end of the day, you guys want children in the future, right?
With a guy that you actually respect and love.
Good question, Chris.
We can start here and work our way, right?
Yeah, so top two steps you're taking currently to actually become a mother.
And not, you know, throw a Hail Mary to a guy that you don't fucking want.
Alright. What are you?
Me? I feel like the first thing I do is take care of my body.
Come on, you're 30 years old.
So, it doesn't matter what I eat and stuff.
Herbs, different things like that that's good for the women.
What's your thoughts on the average black woman being 187 pounds?
I mean, I'm not 187 pounds.
Nobody I know really is 187 pounds.
No, but I'm saying, like, what are your thoughts on it in general?
The average.
The average black woman is basically obese.
I don't think that's correct, though.
Who y'all asking it?
The average black woman.
I'm the average black woman.
I'm not 187 pounds.
If we have 100 black women, the average of them all.
I don't think that's true.
Okay, why is it not true?
Because you know what to do.
Go ahead, keep going.
I just feel like, I don't know.
Your feelings or math?
Because, once again, there's math behind this.
I don't know.
The most women I see don't look like they're over 187 pounds.
Well, once again, the most women you see is not a lot, right?
Okay, that's fair.
So if you have more than what you see, the average of that would be...
But I feel like black women just be naturally thick, though.
So, like, it could be 187, but is she out of weight or she just got that ass?
Like, it's variety.
I agree, I agree.
But the average, you know...
All right, so here we go.
Just a fact checker real quick.
Black, 188 pounds.
So they're actually fatter than I thought.
One pound and a half?
Yeah, one pound and a half actually more.
So that's the average black woman's weight.
So you go here, non-Hispanic Asian 135, Hispanic 168, non-Hispanic white 170, and then black women are 188 on average.
Okay. Can I say something?
When I watch my 600 pound life, it's mostly white people.
That's what I was going to say.
I don't know if this is accurate.
You know, they be trying to say black people look.
But I understand why we might be a little bit heavier.
It's because of what we eat.
Our body types.
I feel like a lot of women I know sometimes we're taller than usual too.
Wait, so tell me why you girls aren't fat and black and shit.
Genetics. I feel like my mama was always slim.
My daddy tall and slim.
You said earlier you ate healthy, right?
I do.
Do you eat healthy?
No. Do you work out?
No. How old are you?
25. I really don't work out.
She barely eats, man.
No, I eat.
I eat a lot.
It's just genetics.
Genetics, for real.
Her metabolism will slow down as she ages.
I go to the gym.
And I'm half pesky.
I'm like training for a pescatarian.
There we go.
So, like, you know, we got three girls here.
The average girls is two are the average.
So you have no thoughts on average black women being 188 pounds, basically?
I think that's incorrect.
I think it's incorrect.
I think it's just because, like, the average shape that we have.
A lot of black women have abs.
Ladies, ladies, are you aware of the fact that, like, facts are not...
Subjective? But facts don't go into context.
Because it's like, okay, she could be 180 pounds, but she could be carrying 80 pounds of ass.
For real!
Like, I've seen some girls that look really small, and they'll tell you they're 160, but it's really just like them having...
The proportion.
For example, if we're the same weight, I'm going to carry it differently than she would.
You don't want to hear that.
You don't want to hear nothing.
We're telling you guys, the average black woman is 188 pounds and you guys are saying, it could be body type, it could be genetics, it could be she goes to the gym and it's muscle mass.
I'd give it a thousand with you guys.
I never see black women in the gym.
I'd be there, guys.
Others are there.
My gym is in a black area.
But are they black women?
Yeah, we have a woman cave just dedicated for women.
You fit?
No, I go to Amp Fitness.
Amp Fitness?
Shout out to Amp, you know.
Give me that free car, y'all.
Yeah, but the average gym don't have black girls like that, though.
No, but we're at my area.
I can't speak about anybody else.
Yeah, but that's an area that's predominantly black, so that would make sense.
But in general, like, I don't see black women at the gym almost ever.
Rarely. Yeah.
Some might work out at home.
I used to do yoga at home before I moved to the gym.
I never felt comfortable yet.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
But the average, like the American, you know, check in, chop fries, Cheetos, onion rings.
Them dudes be good, though, y'all.
And the other thing, too, is, like, there's no excuse for any woman ever to be 188 pounds.
Like, I don't care how much ass you got.
Like, that's zero excuse.
You won't have no ass.
Some people can't get rid of their ass, though.
If you're tall, say if you're tall and you're 188 pounds, you're gonna carry it differently than somebody who's, like, 4'11".
The average woman's, like, 5'3", 5'4".
So there's no excuse to be 188 pounds.
All the women that I'm around, I'm the shortest.
Yeah, my mom is tall as hell.
My mom's, like, 5'11".
Bro, look, the average height for a non-Hispanic black woman in the U.S. is 5'4".
So, ladies, the average height is 5'4", and they're 188 pounds.
They're fat.
That's big.
Okay, that's what we're saying.
That's okay.
Y'all were trying to say we're incorrect.
We never said you were incorrect.
We just said there are different variables.
I didn't say incorrect.
I said it's inaccurate.
And then I said, yo, you understand that facts are not subjective.
They're objective.
But then these who said, oh, but my family is not like this.
So they put them to themselves.
And we're not saying your family or who you know.
We're saying that the average globally.
And I think that's absolutely fine.
If it's facts, that's fine.
Everything varies.
That's them, though.
I'll give you an example.
I don't think I'll ever let myself go away.
I'll give you an example.
If someone came up to me and said, yo, 8% of the American population are black men.
But that 8% is responsible for approximately 60% of the violent crime in the United States.
I want to sit there and be like, well, I'm a black man.
Every black guy I know isn't a criminal, so that fact is not true.
It's incorrect.
I think that's like a lie.
But it's the truth.
Though, it makes me look unfavorable because I'm a colored person.
Facts are facts.
I'm black too.
Right? But it's the truth.
8% of population commits 60% of the crimes.
When I tell y'all the average black woman is 188 pounds, y'all are like, I don't believe that.
It's crazy, bro.
I might be 188 pounds by the time I'm 30. No, but it's an average.
Not true.
You're fine by the average.
Big up to them.
Big up all the big boys.
So you want to win?
Yeah, she said she would basically Take care of her body and what was the other thing?
I didn't say the other thing.
I just want...
You just want one?
Okay. Because at first you said two things, I think.
Yeah, but it's going to be...
That they're making themselves attractive for their husband, you said?
Yeah. No, to have kids.
Oh, okay.
Got you.
To the guy that you actually like.
Yeah, to have kids with your dream man.
All right.
You're up next.
Go ahead.
I feel like...
Merch. I keep myself really clean.
Like... I feel like a lot of girls are really dirty.
As in what, though?
Like, vagina-wise?
Yeah, and, like, keeping themselves, like, you see it in your face, like, if you glow, or if, like, you look really dry, and, like, I don't know, some girls just look really dirty sometimes, so.
Okay. I feel like if you keep yourself clean and stuff like that, like, you have a clean pregnancy and all of that.
Because of all the stuff that comes outside of you and stuff.
I mean, that's a factor, because if I'm fucking a girl and she smells, it's like, nah, like, it's not gonna be...
Never know what she has, you know what I'm saying?
What if that baby come out smelling?
Hey, you crazy.
Okay, who's up next?
Yep, what are you doing?
I guess for your guy?
I think just like staying, like keep going to the gym and like cooking good food.
She already mentioned looks already.
Oh, um, looks, eating good, like cooking.
She said that too.
To have a kid that a guy you actually like.
Like the steps you're making to actually have a child.
Is eating good food.
Yeah. That's it.
And working.
Okay. How about you?
Kind of the same thing.
One, working to show that I'm able to handle things in case of anything or if anything ever happens out of the norm.
And also the characteristics to be wifely.
I feel like it takes on a lot like being able to be domestic.
Show him I can take care of the household and still manage little things so that he won't be worried that if he leaves he's going to come back to the house torn down, the baby crying, upside down on the couch, the cat pissing everywhere.
Just make sure I can be able to cook different things, do the laundry, still manage my job, and also take care of myself in the process.
You just wanted them to do one top thing, right?
Oh, just domestics.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
Yeah, for me, like, to have a good kid or whatever, I feel like me and my husband, we have to, like, have really good understanding with each other.
And understand each other.
Gotcha. Yeah, that's a big thing for me.
What about you, Paris?
Um, if I'm having, like, a kid with a man, like, I'd be, like, not working.
Like, I feel like that's the standard.
Right? Yeah.
How about you?
Um... I feel like the both of us have to just be...
But what would you benefit from you not working real quick?
Because you said...
I take care of the kid.
And he works.
And I take care of the kid.
If I had a kid.
Okay. Interesting.
Alright, what about you?
I feel like if I'm going to have a child by anyone that I love, we have to be spiritually aligned in some kind of way.
Or it's not going to work.
It's just not.
So, speciality pays the bills?
No, but we didn't talk about that.
Talking about what would we do...
What was the question again?
I'm sorry.
To have a kid with a guy that you actually like.
Well, you said one topic.
You said one topic.
Oh, to be attractive?
Yeah, he's saying...
The question was one step that you're taking to be attractive to your man that would have kids.
Oh, just make sure I keep it up.
Like, keep my looks up.
Keep my nails done.
Keep my feet done.
Be domestic, like Sade said.
Just keep myself up.
Nobody likes nobody who just runs themselves down.
People usually, when they get married, they get lazy.
They start to get fat.
So, there we go.
Well, I mean, like, the reason why I ask this question is because I see, like, how many girls are over 25 and older?
Only one, two, three?
Because, you know, most girls, they wait until they're 30. Paris said she wants to wait until she's 50. She's not a kid.
Before you know it, you're out here doing the same shit, going to clubs, going outside, you know, got bad habits, believe it or not.
Most girls have bad habits.
I'm not saying you girls.
We can ask them, why do you think you're single?
The reason why I'm single is because I just...
There's a lot of things that men do that are deal-breakers for me.
It could be the type of men that I'm dating, but at the same time...
What are the deal-breakers that you've always had to...
Cheating. Cheating.
Saying they're going to do something and don't do it.
Like what, though?
Do something like what?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, if you tell a man to do something, like, what do you mean?
Alright, well, which one's more important?
Hold on.
What if they told you, I'm gonna cheat on you and have other women, but they were honest?
Then would you care?
I've dealt with a situation like that until I just couldn't no more.
Okay, so you can't handle cheating, whether the honest or not.
I can't, yeah, I just can't handle it.
Um, yeah.
Alright. That's about it.
Don't tell me you're gonna do something and don't do it.
Alright. Especially if I didn't ask you in the first place.
Oh, I felt that.
Okay. So, also, don't tell her you're going to cheat and do it either.
Okay, great.
No, if you're going to cheat, it's up to me.
At least you gave me that choice.
I can respect that.
But like I said, I've dealt with that in the past, but now I can't deal with that.
That's just something I won't deal with.
What about you?
What was the question?
Why are you single?
When I date a guy, I get too crazy and I just can't deal with it.
Alright, define crazy.
Um, like...
They can't go anywhere.
They can't do anything.
They can't text anyone.
So you're on OnlyFans but you're trying to tell him what to do?
Yeah. Period.
Big pimpin'.
I mean, she's 19 and does only fun.
100 bodies, bro.
You guys believe that?
100? I 100% believe that, bro.
I think she undercounted.
So... But wait, so you said you get, so you try to tell your boyfriends what to do?
Yeah, for sure.
Are they your age?
No. They're older than you?
Yeah. Like, how old?
Like, 30. Oh, yeah, I believe that.
So, you get 30-year-old dudes, like, you go crazy on them because they don't listen to you.
Yeah. Well, yeah.
Have any of them ever complied?
Oh, yeah, all of them.
But then, then I just get too, like, overwhelmed, and then I'm just like, okay, and then I just leave.
So let me get this straight.
You get in a relationship with them, you tell them what to do, they listen to you, and then you leave them anyway.
Yeah, like a year later.
No, not a year later, Paris.
You're lying, bro.
I just read Poe Truths all over the place.
Paris, not a year later.
Because you said you're 19. A year later means...
Yeah, I've been dating since I was like 14. Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
Alright, um...
Interesting. Even so, a year later, it's like at least five guys.
Has there ever been a guy that didn't listen to you and it lasted longer?
No. If a guy doesn't listen to me, then I just don't talk to them.
So, what do you think kind of makes you the authority to tell men what to do?
I mean, if they want to be with me, then they should listen to me.
And if they don't, then it's fine.
Who do you think should be a leader in a relationship, though?
Men or women?
Women, for sure.
Okay. That's where that mindset comes from.
Men wouldn't be here if it wasn't for women.
I mean, points was made.
But you need sperm to get pregnant.
You can make sperm in a lab.
So, Paris, if we had 100 women on the island, do you think any babies would be born within that?
No men?
No. But if I put one man on the island, Within, what, five years?
You got a whole society going on, right?
Yeah. But, you got 99 men on the island, and one female.
She's gonna have one baby per year.
Yeah. And she might pass away.
Before you know it, we all die on the island, bro.
Jacking off.
Yeah. So, yeah.
So, who needs who more?
Alright, thank you.
Dr. Marco, man.
Yo, Marco, yo, Marco.
I think you gotta...
I don't think that demonstrates that we have more value.
We do have more value.
That exercise showed that they have more value, though.
We gotta bring the kid in.
No, one man can fuck a 9-9 woman.
He's more valuable.
Abort. No.
You're telling me if I'm a nigga going on an island, right, and I'm fucking 9-9 women, right?
I get what he's saying though because not all of the pregnancies could be viable.
You could easily miscarry all of that.
He could have a weak sperm count and nobody gets pregnant.
That's true too.
Jesus was born without it.
One lady is treated like a fucking trophy because she's having one baby.
I think what makes more sense is if you get a higher status guy he obviously carries more value than a woman does but the average man Versus average woman.
The average woman's gonna win every time.
Is what I think when I'm trying to, like...
That's why, like, women are all chasing the same small percentage of dudes.
We know that.
I see what you're trying to go with it, but it's fine.
Yeah, it's like, come on.
The Henny's taking effect, Chad.
Don't get mad at him.
Yo, Chad.
I mean, it's all gross.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Wait, so in your parents' relationship, who, like, runs things?
Your mom or your dad?
My mom.
Who made the millions?
Both of them, actually.
What'd they do?
My mom made the business and my dad helped her out.
But they were both business people.
What business is it?
My mom started a fashion company and she was making the NBA jerseys, all the stuff like that.
And then my dad, real estate.
So, real estate actually helped.
Wait, okay, hold on.
Who was the actual person that made the wealth?
Is it your dad?
A fashion company is one thing, but like...
Real estate is what actually makes people wealthy.
Well, my mom sold her company for $12.4 million.
And then my dad did a bunch of stuff.
So they both have money.
And my dad helped my mom out.
Okay. So your dad was independently rich before he met your mom?
Yeah. Well, just going out for probabilities here, if your mom was already rich when she met him, your dad probably had to be richer than her.
Yeah. They were both making money.
So your dad is the boss?
Sure, yeah.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
You're framing it as if your mom is the one that's successful and your dad just kind of rode her coattails.
But as I ask more questions, it's clear that he was independently wealthy, she was independently wealthy, and they came together.
And me just using common sense, women typically don't marry men that are lower than them socioeconomically.
And she sold her company to...
Yeah, and did she stop working after she sold her company?
No, they were...
No, no.
She sold it and retired.
Yeah, but your dad's still working?
No. They both retired.
Same time?
Yeah. Interesting.
Okay, well...
Okay. I think...
The whole concept of guys should be listening to her is interesting.
Alright. I mean, she's 19. Paris, a hundred guys saying no to you.
Don't you think you're the problem?
You mean I'm the problem?
Yeah, like you had a hundred dicks in you and then you're like, I said probably over a hundred.
You're correcting me on a higher body count?
Okay, fine.
But, you know, Paris, once again, you're not a bad looking girl and it's one of those things where eventually you're the problem.
It's okay to be the problem sometimes.
Alright, she's a freak.
Alright, they'll be freaks.
Then it's boring.
Alright, well then you'll be 35 with cats and saying, damn, I wish I would've done better when I was younger and tighter.
Someone said it's boring?
What's boring?
Having no problems.
In a relationship.
You know, you need to have that Little balance of arguing and like fighting so then you know like start understanding each other But uh fighting about what?
Like the do's and don'ts So many red pill truths are coming out right now.
That's great I mean but like but fighting about what though like what do you normally fight about if you're just bored?
What? You said that you wanted spicy right?
Yeah, like I mean just in general like in relationships.
It's not always like happy You know, there's gonna be problems, like...
And whose fault is that, though?
Is it the guys, mainly, or the girls?
The guys.
It's both.
It depends on what it is and how the relationship is.
I mean, but if you're a girl, you can just leave.
Not, you know...
Same with a guy.
No, well, a guy...
But do you think guys want arguments?
No, but girls don't want arguments either.
Okay, I just...
You just literally said it.
No, I'm saying, like, You just said women want arguments for drama.
No, I'm not saying for drama.
So it's not boring.
So it's not boring.
So I'm asking, like, you're saying, okay, women argue to not be bored, but do you think men want to argue?
No. Yeah, because the average guy that you're part of, they're working hard as fuck.
Then they come home, and then you're like, why are you home late?
What's up?
I'm Bart.
Can we go to Noble tonight?
Like, come on.
Let's go out and party.
Well, he wouldn't go out.
I know him.
I'll go out.
Well, you don't know him.
He's only two weeks in.
He's only two weeks in?
No, she's probably seen him before and now she stalks his page on IG and shit.
That's what it is.
What? I'm sure.
Y'all are an official, right?
Probably seeing other people?
No. Okay, maybe for you.
What about for him?
Definitely not.
How are you so sure?
Because I know his routine.
And I have his location.
Yo, she put a fucking...
Is he your age?
Yeah. So he's 23 and has money, so what does he do then?
He's 22. So he's younger than you.
And you said he makes...
What does he do to make a lot of money at 22?
I don't know how to explain it.
FBI, open up!
He's very smart.
He's a smart guy.
He helps brands.
He launches brands and all that.
There he is, officer.
Like marketing and stuff like that?
Yeah. Like business development?
Like he edits, like he'll make like videos and like...
Like let's say I have a brand and I need somebody, like yeah, he markets.
Yeah, but like you framed it like he's like super rich or something like that.
I mean, yeah, he's a working guy, but 22 years old.
He's a...
I don't know, I don't ask.
I don't care about money.
How'd you two meet though?
We actually met at an event.
What event?
It was at Art Basel last year.
Was it in a section?
No, it was like, you know, what was it?
Because Art Basel, those events, it could be free or it could be pricey.
So, did you meet him around people?
No, I just met him around people.
And then he approached you, right?
Yeah. He was like, what's up?
Yeah. And then you fucked on the first date or no?
No. Second?
No. Did y'all fuck at all?
Yeah, we definitely did.
She sucked his dick, bro.
I mean, I need that.
Basically, he's like a marketer, right?
A networker.
The question was, why are they still single, though?
Alright, so we'll go to her.
She said men don't listen to her, which is funny.
But what about you?
Why are you single?
I just feel like I haven't found one for me.
That's it.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, but why have you not found one?
That's the question.
Because all the guys that want me, like, I don't know.
I just don't click with them.
So, what's your ideal man, then?
Top three traits about him?
Physical and top three...
Are they boring?
Are they ugly?
Are they broke?
Like, what is it that makes you say, I don't click with them?
I don't know.
They just always have something that throws me off.
I don't know.
Like small shit.
You get the ick.
Yeah. Alright, what is the biggest ick for you, then?
Okay. You gotta give me a second.
You're like the number one thing.
The biggest ick?
Friendly. Yeah, like, I don't know.
Definitely friendly.
Like, I literally back away so fast.
Oh, so that means he's trying too hard to...
No, friendly with other girls.
Like, if we're talking and I introduce you to my friends and you're talking to them more than me, like, you're weird.
Like, what is wrong with you?
Okay. I don't like that at all.
Okay, what about you?
What is, um, why are you single?
Um, I just have to find someone that aligns with me more.
Get a SARS.
Hmm? Okay, can you describe what needs to be aligned for you to, uh, not be single?
I don't know, just different things, like, um, culturally, um...
Does he have to be Jamaican too?
No. No, but I would love to have, um...
Like, have a relationship?
Be successful with a Jamaican?
Just like, because I did grow up with two Jamaican parents and I think they did a great job.
I feel like I'm educated and I was good morally.
So you're saying they have to be aligned culturally but then you just said they don't have to be Jamaican.
They don't have to be Jamaican to be culturally aligned.
I've met many Hispanics who have the same cultural family backgrounds, like the way they're raised with their siblings and stuff.
Okay, when you say cultural, are you talking about like traditional?
Relationship? What do you mean?
Yeah, like in the way you speak to me, in the way we do things in our household, how we want to raise our children, like our educational levels, like just the things that we just like to align in a way that we are both equally yoked.
Equally yoked?
Yeah, so that we don't have as many arguments, as you're saying.
I feel like when you find somebody that you're...
So you think being in a relationship, you want to...
So the reason why you're single is because you're not with someone who's equally yoked.
Yeah, I just haven't found somebody that is a...
Now, can you describe the definition of yoked?
Because people have different definitions for that word.
Okay, well, for that, I mean somebody who is on the same train as I am.
Somebody who does things the way I do things or similarly or...
Like what?
Like working?
Okay, I like to go to the gym.
So if he goes to the gym, I want a nigga that goes to the gym.
I eat healthy, I'm a pesky, I don't want somebody that goes to McDonald's 24-7.
If I decide I want to have one kid, I don't want to be with somebody who wants to have five.
It's just, I feel like if I want to, before I have kids, I want to be 30 before I have kids.
So if somebody...
And you're how old right now?
25? I'm 25. I want to be 30 when I have kids.
So if they want to push my biological clock to have kids before I want to, we're not equally yoked.
Like, guys.
Okay. So you want them to be equally yoked to you.
So do you want them to have the same amount of money as you, I guess, and stuff, too?
Because you only talked about the fitness stuff.
You didn't talk about any of the other stuff.
Yeah, as far as finances, if you and I have similar financial finances or you feel like they're higher than I am, that's fine.
Because I want to raise a child with the person I'm with, obviously.
Pull up the calculator, please.
Pull up the calculator.
Okay. So, you want them to be equal or better?
Both is fine.
Either or, right?
Either or.
But, he can't tell you when to have kids.
You're non-negotiable 30 years old.
If they're more financially stable and they think, okay, I'm going to take a certain responsibility in handling our child and our finances, then yes, I would.
So that will mean that you're not equally yoked?
It is, but you have to make, in order to have a healthy relationship, you have to have balance.
Everything can't be my way either.
So if you're doing things that make me happy, if you're able and you have the resources to do things also, then I must be able to agree with you as well.
That's what relationships are about.
Giving and taking.
Making each other's lives better.
Yeah, but he's better than you in all senses.
He makes more money than you.
He's stronger than you.
And then you want things to be equal?
Because once again, he makes more money than you, right?
Yeah, but equally, you don't have nothing to do with finances.
Well, to raise kids.
Well, in her definition, it seems like equally yoked is fitness-wise.
Not even fitness-wise, but personality-wise, characteristic-wise.
You didn't say that at all.
You literally just described fitness.
Characteristic-wise.
Compromising, maybe?
That's what I said earlier.
I have no problem compromising.
You have no problem trying to compromise with your man?
No. If he's making sense, why not?
Yeah, but it makes more sense than you.
Meaning money.
So, if he's a man, That's like, what, six foot tall, right?
Well, you know what?
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to go.
Alright, let's go into this.
What age, and ladies, this is our make a man calculator here, okay?
It is the most accurate assessment of men all across the United States.
So what is the minimum, and we pull from different data, U.S. Census Bureau, etc.
So, what is the minimum age you guys gotta be in the maximum age?
Fred 18 now?
Yeah. My age or older?
Alright, so 25 to?
To like 35. Alright, minimum height?
I'm 5'2", babe.
Can you be 5'3"?
No, like give me a 5'5".
At least a 5'5".
5'6", something.
The bare minimum.
Guys, I'm little.
Alright, give me a 5'6".
Yeah, give me 5'6".
Alright, race?
Honestly, I'm not no hater.
I like all races.
Chinese? Everybody's fine for me.
Alright. We'll do it with everything.
You would date an Indian guy too?
Like, thank you, come again?
I hate when you be doing that to me.
If you come with a corner store, hit my line.
There we go.
A lot of Indians enjoy that.
As I said, equally yoked.
I have an associate.
So right now, if you have an associate, start up.
Hit my line.
Minimum income per year?
If I want us to raise a kid, Child.
Child. All right, give me a 60. A 60 what?
K per year?
A year.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah, let me just leave it there because I don't want no kids or nothing right now.
I'm not putting no stress on nobody.
I can't have nobody way over me.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm still working on my life.
Can he be married?
Hell no.
I don't want him to be married.
Can he be obese?
No. Sorry, Mo.
Thank you, Chris.
Thanks for the clock.
All right.
Let's see.
Yeah, she scored.
Alright, 3 out of 5 cat bags.
I already have a cat, guys.
So, 4% of men meet your requirements.
Your bare minimum requirements.
So you might have a chance.
Still 96%.
96% don't qualify, but 4% do.
You got a chance.
3 out of 5 cat bags.
Congratulations. Alright, let's go on to the next person.
Why are you single?
I guess you're not single, but why did it take you so long to find a guy then?
Is the question I can ask you.
Just because of what I do, honestly.
I think that...
Oh, OnlyFans.
Yeah, and because a lot of guys that I would go for, I wanted them to be successful and a lot of them cared about it.
Also, just...
So, OF is your biggest obstacle.
They kept you from relationships.
What about you?
Until you found your guy three weeks ago, what was messing you up?
I feel like I asked for a lot.
There's just a lot that I expect and need in order to...
What are those expectations that keep you single?
Priority, like, I need to be prioritized extremely.
Like, it's first you, then me, then everybody else.
You need to be clean.
You need to have, like, you need to be on your stuff.
You can't, like, be slacking in life and stuff.
So it's been tough to find a guy that prioritizes himself and is clean?
And that gives me everything I want, yeah.
What do you want?
Everything And the cleanliness That's clean
over there What is the city again?
So yeah, we're asking like what keeps you single so you're saying They don't prioritize themselves and they're not clean.
Yeah, they just don't give.
They're not giving.
Chad is saying that you're a crackhead.
You're a weed.
I'm reading the chat right now.
Well, they're twacked.
No, I took the weed.
They're saying your personality is very dragon.
You're like, oh, yeah.
My personality.
He has to care about me.
Okay, Chad.
It's probably why the guy you dated Just got bored and just left?
Bored is crazy.
You can never get bored with me.
Oh yeah?
So what's two things about you that's exciting?
Exciting? Well, I don't know.
I just always keep you on your toes.
If you don't know, I don't want to know.
No, like I always keep you on your toes.
Like drugs and shit?
Yeah, he's trying to figure out what makes you interesting.
Like... You got it.
I don't...
I believe in you.
I just like...
Take love.
I don't know like...
Like something physical that a guy can brag about you to his boys.
Like yo my girl's lit man.
She likes anime with me.
She talks about shit shit.
Like guys are very simple like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Or hey you know...
Like, something that a guy can brag about to his family members.
I'm on vibe.
I'm chill.
But what the vibe is, though.
Like, if a guy was hanging out with you.
Match any vibe.
But what?
Like, match what?
Drug dealing?
Like, you know, math?
Chess? Oh, my God.
You were drunk.
Anime vibes?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, something like that.
Well, I'm trying to figure out.
Okay, because if I was going out to, like, a convention, right?
I'm like, okay, what is interesting about you that I can bring?
Like, what do you do?
What is your unique situation?
Like, what makes us stay up at night?
It's our sex.
Of course, pussy is, you know.
So, what is it?
Come on, tell me.
There you go.
Don't gossip about her.
I'm trying to help out, ladies.
Bad influences.
I told you don't discuss sex.
And you're gonna say, oh, okay.
So, what else?
We both like girls.
Besides anything physical.
I have no idea.
Okay. Alright.
That's all you have to say.
You have no idea.
So does he.
Okay. So, bro, isn't it crazy?
Oh, I need everything.
Alright, well, what do I get in return?
Bro, I'm a vibe.
I'm a vibe.
We both like girls.
Well, like, why would she like you?
Like, why would a girl like you?
Yo, this shit crazy.
Like, if I had a bad bitch next to me, right?
I need everything.
No, no, no.
If I had a bad bitch next to me, right?
And I'm like, you know what?
She's a vibe.
Go talk to her.
Nah, this girl is pretty, but she's boring as fuck.
Nah, she's genuine and very caring.
And she's loyal.
Because I have to talk to her, because she can't talk for herself, apparently.
Bro, she just said that you're not a virgin.
What are you talking about, bro?
The hell?
Oh, man.
She's really caring and loyal.
But you ain't a virgin.
No, no, but that's loyalty, too.
She embarrasses you in front of tens of thousands of people.
But she's loyal enough to say, hey, listen, girl, stop capping me.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that's where she comes from.
She was trying to run with that shit.
I'm a virgin.
She just pulled her card immediately.
As soon as I said shit, she's like, nah, girl.
Keep it real.
She got a bigger body count than you, don't she?
No. I'm saying she has a bigger body count than she does.
Yep. I don't know.
It's hard to tell nowadays.
You what?
Virgin and you?
Um, you guys can believe whatever you guys want.
Below ten.
Below ten, bro.
Yeah, I think she got more.
Cause she lied about it.
She tried to deceive.
She tried to deceive.
You know what I mean?
She's probably like the loyal one.
You can see it on her face.
She's like, I don't give a fuck.
Dumb but loyal.
This one dumb but loyal, but this one is like, you know, this one is like, uh, she's slippery.
She tries to deceive.
Yeah, you can't trust her.
She's slippery.
She is loyal but dumb.
This one is deceptive.
And a liar.
Period. Clock it.
Clock it.
She's like too, you know what I mean, like zannied out or weeded out to try to lie, right?
She won't even remember the lie she said 10 seconds ago.
This one, though.
I'm a virgin!
Yeah. She lucid and lying in your face.
You know?
Hey, listen, man.
As long as we lie, too.
Hey, man.
Yeah, we fucking lie.
Yeah, it's either she got more or they got the same.
It's one of the two.
Either she got more or they're the same.
That's what I think.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Yo, Moe, do a poll, man.
Nah, it's not that serious.
And then, what was the last one?
Oh, no.
Well, she has her guy, so she's good.
I was going to say, what keeps her single, but she's showing up like that.
What keeps you not married?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, four years.
Why do you not marry, yo?
You're dirty, bro.
Yeah, sign off.
Yeah. That's a good question, Chris.
Four years.
Actually, we did try to get married, but it's complicated.
Wait, how old is he?
Uh, 33. What does he do for work?
Um, he works...
I can't really explain.
He do, like, inventory.
Yeah, let's keep it at that.
Oh, inventory.
Oh, inventory.
Yeah. Inventory.
Come on, wait, what?
Is it Amazon?
Yeah. Dealer.
No, for real.
But it ain't Prime.
It's Prime Product, but not Prime.
It's Prime Product, but not Prime.
I'll tell y'all that, man.
Bro, okay, so...
Okay, so what's holding you guys back from getting married, then?
Well, we went to the courthouse, and we had needed some certain paperwork, and we didn't have that paperwork.
So we got to go back and get married.
Oh, so he's about...
What is that?
Is he...
Okay, he's not a U.S. citizen?
No. Like, no.
What is he, Hispanic?
FBI, open up!
Did you make it?
Haitian? No.
Yes. Haitian?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Yeah, we'd be on that.
Oh. All right, well, why did y'all get ceremony...
I mean, that don't matter.
He's Christian, right?
Or Catholic?
I think he's Catholic.
You think?
Why don't y'all just get married in the church?
You don't need the state to recognize it.
Um... Oh, no, that's good.
I don't really...
He don't really go to church.
Yeah, we know.
He got a second family.
He probably do.
What area does he live around, if you don't mind me asking?
Y'all know that he's Broward.
North Miami?
Oh, Broward.
Yeah, but he's from Little Haiti.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bro, hold on, man.
This don't make sense.
So, I'm gonna assume he's here illegally, which is why you're so reluctant to answer questions.
Yes. Okay.
So, if he's here illegally, like, it should behoove him to marry you so that he can get some kind of status.
Why did he, like...
He's trying to work for it.
Right. We tried, but that's what I'm saying.
She went right to the courthouse.
She got a petition with CIS.
Well, we didn't know.
We thought that was the way to do it.
So we just went to the courthouse and tried to get married.
So this nigga didn't do his homework, his research and shit?
No. So, yo bro, let me get this straight.
So y'all wanted to get married and y'all just went straight to the courthouse.
You didn't like...
Do research, done.
I mean, we Googled it, and they said go to the...
Wait, Google?
That's real.
I ain't never been married before.
She went on Grok.
She didn't even go on Grok, man.
She should've went on Grok.
Because, bro, in my head, I'm like, yo, if this dude is here illegally, he should do everything in his power to try to marry you, so why has it not been done yet?
Well, he doesn't know.
Google.com.
But the thing is, it's like...
Nah, man.
I think she's annoying, bro.
I think that nigga's like, I don't know if I can do this.
No, no.
But... You're right.
He's risking peril of getting deported because he's like, I don't know if I can do this.
No, but you're right, though.
Because every day he stays in the U.S., especially under the Trump administration, it, like, becomes more and more dangerous.
Isn't it kind of a red flag?
He hasn't married her yet?
No, but, like, the whole red flag is...
Right. And shout out to him.
I don't want him knocking on my fucking door.
Why the fuck are you with him, though?
At 30. Like, something's up.
Because it's like, you wouldn't be in with a nigga doing all this crazy shit.
He a sweet talker, ain't he?
But she's 30 years old, though.
She said inventory.
Bro, that nigga's a scammer.
No, yay!
Now that I know that he's a Haitian, a legal support up.
Inventory, you're fucking a licensor.
We'll be next!
Inventory, fucking PII.
Private information, like, nah, man.
In Little Haiti?
In Little Haiti, too.
Come on, that nigga's a scammer.
1,000%.
So tell me, why are you with him, though, at 30?
Because you said you want kids, right?
I do.
I do.
I mean, honestly, I never really, like, expected all of this to go down.
Like, to be facing...
What is this?
A podcast?
Not the podcast.
Just, like, Trump and all this stuff.
You know, like, we got together.
Man, don't blame Trump.
Don't blame Trump now.
You didn't vote for Trump?
Or you didn't vote at all?
I couldn't vote.
Why you couldn't vote?
Oh, two criminals.
No, nigga, because of my...
Are you a convicted felon?
No, I registered to vote down here, but I'm still registered in my home state, so they wouldn't allow me to vote here.
Who would you vote for?
I don't know.
Probably Kamala.
I mean, Wisconsin is an important state, man.
It is.
So you could have just voted...
Like, mail-in ballot.
I thought about that, but then they started selling the mailboxes on fire, so I was like, you know what, they gonna burn my damn ballot up anyway.
It was just too much for me.
They were setting them on fire.
They were, like, bombing them, setting them on fire.
But that's, like, a minor thing, though.
What? Fire.
Did anyone else hear a vote?
No. Alright, good.
What were you gonna say?
One more?
I said W. Okay.
Given, ladies, I gotta ask this question.
Since you guys have been listening on this panel to some of the opinions of the ladies here on the panel from different walks of life, different ages, do you guys think women should be able to vote?
Yes. Even though you guys have been here listening to the same conversation as us?
Yes. Well, when you put it like that...
Y'all think women should still be able to vote?
Yes. I can only speak for my...
I think I should be able to, but I didn't vote, so either way it go.
Yeah, like, you're up and voted, man.
At all.
Do you think men should allow women to lead, given the conversation that we've had so far up to this point?
No. Not at all.
Damn! How many of you say no?
Raise your hands if you think men should always lead and it should not be women.
Raise your hands if you think men should lead.
Only one?
I heard more than one no.
Yeah, I know.
I heard like five.
Damn, y'all niggas can't even lead yourselves to raise your hand.
I know, right?
It's like...
Okay, ladies, I'm gonna ask again.
Given the conversation that we've had so far, do you guys think women should lead men?
So far.
Yes or no?
No. No?
Yes. I know you for you.
Occupations? Yes or no?
Yeah. Okay.
Women should lead men?
Yeah, I mean, it should be...
I don't believe in that.
Like, I don't...
What is that?
Yeah, but...
Like he's saying, given what you heard so far, do you think that you would trust any of these girls to lead?
I trust myself.
I don't know.
I don't know these people.
Once again, given what you heard so far...
Between a man and a woman.
It's fine.
Bro, they don't comprehend the question.
It's fine.
No, but...
He just asked another, like, entirely different thing.
Like, it wasn't...
The question you asked.
He was trying to be more specific, but...
Alright, it's fine.
We gotta keep it simple, bro.
On this one.
You're right, though.
It's not Friday, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta keep it simple.
Alright! So, Mo, you wanna give us the thing and we'll get into the topic at hand?
We got a video for this one.
Go ahead, Mo.
Yes, this is about a guy who just had enough of it, man.
You know what?
Maybe he's gonna just assume the worst.
What does it mean if she's not texting back?
Yep. And I will ask this real quick, ladies.
Do you want to play the video first, Moe?
Or do you want to...
Yeah. Or question?
Question, question.
Question first?
Okay. Ladies, have you ever not texted back or contacted a guy that you were actually interested in?
Maybe you forgot, slipped your mind or something like that, and then you fucked it up.
Have you ever done that?
Or has every person you've curved, you decided to do that?
We'll start here.
So you're saying...
Have you ever not responded to or curved a guy that you actually were interested in?
Maybe you just forgot or some shit came up or whatever, or has every person that you curved, it was, no, it was deliberate, this was my intention?
No, it's not always deliberate.
So there's been like one or two that slipped?
Yeah. Why did you hit them back?
I mean, I smoke.
Sometimes I just forget.
Sometimes I just forget.
Okay, what about you?
I'm a very clingy person, so I'm always answering back, and the only reason I wouldn't is because I'm sleeping or busy or doing something.
So everyone that you've carved, you actually wanted to do that?
Never slipped your mind?
No. Do you smoke too?
Yeah. So you never forgot about anybody?
You always remember?
Yeah, because I'm really clingy.
I'm all about my person.
Alright. What about you?
No. Okay, so none ever slipped the cracks for you.
Wait, what was the question?
Like, have I curved somebody?
I forgot.
Oh yeah, I have.
But the question is, has you ever curved a guy that you actually liked?
Yeah. Okay, so you let a few slip through.
Yeah. What about you?
Um... Probably like one or two.
But it's probably just because I was just working a lot and just got really exhausted or something.
And then I just left it alone.
But usually I'm kind of like her.
So you didn't follow up and he didn't follow up and you just got lost?
Probably like one time, yeah.
What about you?
I feel like yeah.
Because I don't know.
I just probably didn't have Riz.
I don't know.
I couldn't.
When I really, really like someone, I kind of get nervous.
And I feel like I kind of make them drift.
Way. Okay, so you left them on red or didn't respond to them because you were nervous?
No, I just feel like I'm really dry.
So they got bored by you on left?
Probably. I don't know.
But that was in the past because I got over that already.
When I like someone now, I'm like, okay, I like this guy.
So you got Riz now is what you're saying?
I guess, yeah, I got Riz.
You learned.
I don't think women need Riz.
You're right, though.
They don't need Riz, bro.
Like, they need looks.
You know, I always laugh when women say they have Riz.
I don't think any women have Riz.
No. Don't do that.
So false.
It's Riz.
Riz? Yeah.
Who has Riz?
All the little men.
All the little men.
It's why y'all have no kids.
You guys know what Riz is short for?
It's why y'all have no kids right now.
You guys know what Riz is short for?
What? Razzle-dazzle.
Renaissance. Razzle-dazzle.
Wow. Wow.
So no one knows where Riz comes from?
No. It comes from...
Jizz. It comes from charisma.
I definitely have charisma.
Oh really?
You have charisma?
Yeah, for sure.
I definitely have charisma.
Two tablespoons.
I don't know.
I think during the course of this interview, I think the chat would disagree that y'all got Riz, but that's fine.
Okay. Have you ever let one slip through the cracks?
Not responding to a guy that you liked?
I always text back.
I used to date this guy, and I would text him back when I was with another guy.
Like, even.
Let come in, man.
I believe her.
You X. I love that.
I believe her.
Alright, so every guy that you curved, it was a deliberate decision.
It's not like someone slipped through the crack?
Yeah. Alright, what about you?
Every guy you curved deliberate and it was the mate?
Every guy I curved was deliberate because I love love.
If I like you, I'm gonna text you.
If I don't, I just won't.
Yeah, but wouldn't it be fair to say that relationships don't start off with love?
No, that's true, but there's clearly something about you that I don't like.
Like after talking for so long, it's just like, okay, no.
I mean, stop finding shit to not like.
Just like appreciate what you like.
I'm not looking for nothing that I don't like.
There's a lot of things about other people
No, I never got into specifics.
She just said ick.
No, I didn't say ick.
She said ick.
No, no, no, but you were clarifying before you got the ick.
You find things to pick about because there's probably something about you that you're not confident about.
Just learn to love his faults.
Oh my God.
You see?
The ick.
No, I didn't get the ick.
It's just certain things.
For example, I was having a conversation with somebody just explaining something that I didn't like that he did.
Just explaining it.
And I was like, maybe I could work on this.
You're just talking.
And because he didn't understand me, he got upset.
Like you're a fucking idiot.
I'm literally telling you what's wrong.
I'm telling you what is happening and your dumb ass can't comprehend what the fuck I'm talking about.
Alright, so what was happening though?
I don't want to talk about that.
You see?
That's why he was like fucking annoyed.
I could talk about it.
I could actually talk about it.
I don't like when men are mean to me.
Mean to you?
Yeah. Disrespectful.
Not disrespectful.
He wasn't necessarily disrespectful.
He was just certain things.
Just mean.
I will ask a simple question and his delivery is on.
Come on.
No, I'm telling you.
For example, I call him, I ask him, Hey, can I send you money so you could sell it to me?
Why? Why, nigga?
Why are you asking why?
Can I just send you the bread so you can Zelle it to me?
That's it.
He was like, I don't have Zelle.
But why do you have to say it like that?
I'm just asking you a simple question.
What the fuck is the problem?
Why? How else is he supposed to say, I don't have Zelle?
No, it was...
All you could have said was, nah, I don't have Zelle.
He was like, I don't have Zelle.
I'm bothering you or something.
Alright, so...
Here's why he came at you that way.
From a nigger.
Hey, yo.
I'm black, whatever.
Like, perspective, right?
Because he doesn't have Zell because he's broke.
No, he's actually really not broke.
No, because his bank account, come on, Zell's easy to get, right?
So he felt offended that you're prying into his, like, what he has, you know what I'm saying?
So he's like, oh, shit.
I know for sure he's not broke.
He done some ratchet shit, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know what the fuck, but it doesn't matter what the fuck the issue was.
All you could have said was, hey, I don't have Zell, I'm sorry.
It was his tone.
It was the delivery.
What the fuck your problem is, bitch?
I'm just asking you a simple question.
All you had to say was, nah, I don't have Zell.
Or even if you was busy and got annoyed because I called you, don't take that shit out on me.
I don't give a fuck.
But guys are weird when it comes to girls asking for money.
I said I was going to send you.
I didn't ask you for nothing.
It requires a whole bank and everything, right?
So if this guy's account is negative, right?
Like, for example, if you send him money through Zelle, right?
That nigga's account could be negative.
Yeah. That's why you can't deal with niggas.
But that's her insecurity on them.
I know, but so that's why he lashed out at her.
Well, don't take that.
I'm just saying, is that right?
But I'm just saying, that's why he did it in the first place.
Right, that's exactly what we, that goes back to what we were just talking about.
It's just certain things like that, for example.
I'm gonna stop talking to you now.
Because what the fuck is the problem?
Because it's not her fault.
Because it's not my fault.
I know, I know.
Yeah, so there you go.
So, this is why guys lie.
There's your answer though.
Because at the end of the day, because like, for example, right?
If a guy has like, what?
Zell, you what?
Nah, I don't have Zell.
But he should have definitely told her, hey, listen.
Right. You didn't even have to explain nothing else.
You just have to be rude about it.
You didn't have to be rude about it.
Yeah, but guys are very picky about money.
And then I turned around and I still spoke to you and I told you you were being mean.
So if a guy asks a girl about her body count, right?
She's like, why nigga?
Why do you want to know?
I didn't do that to y'all.
No, no, no, no.
But most girls had the same.
You know, like, reaction on the podcast.
It was knee-jerk, right?
Like, what do you have on my body count?
Oh, my, you know, I don't want to answer my, you know, the fucking birth control, right?
So, like, a guy has that about his, like, money and, you know, like, the way how he provides for a girl.
So, it's two different things.
So, if I ask you about your body count, you may not have a high body count, but the knee-jerk reaction is like, oh, shit, man.
Like, my nigga, why do you want to ask about it?
So, if you're priming to his, like, fucking situation about money, whatever, he's like, why you want, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's knee jerk.
Okay. Well, not just that.
She probably did some shit before that pissed him off and he was annoyed with her.
True, but I'm the same.
You get attitude sometimes?
Yeah, that's natural.
I do.
It's natural.
No, I have a period every month.
Little shit be bothering me.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
My brother will come into my room and be like, why the fuck?
Fuck is you at my door?
Seriously! I'm on my bed and I'm annoyed!
Why are you living here with me?
I'm mad right now!
If you even knock on my door when I'm sleeping, I'm gonna have an attitude.
Why are you bothering me?
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's house is this?
Your mom's?
Yeah, it's my mom's house.
I live with my mom and my dad.
Okay, let's go to the video.
This is a funny video here.
We got Henny and Fit on the thing?
I like that branding.
Henny and Fit show, that's funny.
Alright. I'm at a point in my life where I just assume the worst.
If she not texting back, she's sucking dick.
If she not calling you, she's sucking more dick.
If she's long distance, she's sucking long distance dick.
I'm just at a point in my life...
I'm at an acceptance stage.
I'm not being naive and I'm not being dumb.
I prepare for the worst.
And prepare for the worst.
I know the worst is happening.
Fuck that.
It ain't no positive.
Nothing good is happening when I'm not around.
I know the worst possible fucking thing is happening.
And that's what I'm standing on.
So if you disagree with me, fuck you.
Ladies, do you agree or disagree with the video?
We can start with...
She just went.
Actually, yeah.
Start back this way.
Do you agree or disagree?
Agree with what he said?
Yeah. No.
Okay. Why do you...
Okay, we don't want to make this easier.
How many agree with what he said?
Or how many of you disagree with what he said?
One, two, three, four, five.
Stop watching her.
So the rest of you think that...
Why are you watching her for?
I'm not watching her.
You were.
I'm watching you.
Like... What's up?
Alright, we'll do this one more time.
He basically assumes if she's not responding or calling, she's sucking dick, to sum it up.
Do you agree or disagree with him?
If you disagree, please raise your hands.
Okay. All of you disagree.
Alright, cool.
Why do you disagree?
Because I'm not sucking dick.
I just don't like you.
I'm not gonna respond.
That's it.
I don't think he means literally sucking dick.
It means she's probably spending time with another man, is what he's trying to say.
Okay, yeah, then I agree then.
Yeah. Probably.
Bro, they took it literally.
I mean, you asked the question and I answered it.
I mean, I didn't think I'd have to explain that.
Clearly, he's referring to entertaining another man.
Outside of sucking dick, he also means, I think, entertaining another man.
How many of you disagree with that then?
All right, none of you disagree.
Okay, you guys, okay.
So you agree that if a girl doesn't text you back anything, she's sucking someone else's dick and or talking to another guy?
Yeah, long distance for sure.
Like, if it's long distance, like, she's definitely sucking dick.
Interesting. All right, what about you?
What about you?
Sorry, what was the thing?
No, I don't think that she's sucking dick.
I don't think that.
No, she's saying that to entertain another guy.
Sorry, I forgot.
Like, if you're doing it.
Yeah, she probably is.
Like, if she's not answering you, and it's over an hour, like, she's either not interested.
Girl, no.
You could be doing something.
I was going to say, like, if y'all don't have jobs, I was thinking maybe a couple of days.
I don't know.
Nowadays, y'all be on the phone every two seconds.
Look, look, look.
I don't want to be rude, but this is a very low IQ panel, so I have to be very clear on this.
Let me just say this.
He's basically assuming that if a girl's not responding, she's probably dealing with another guy.
You all agree with that, pretty much.
Okay. Now, given the fact that women are okay with dealing with other men or whatever, should guys be quick to dismiss women?
Yes or no?
Yeah, that's their preference.
Do your thing.
You guys think men should dismiss women?
They can do whatever they want.
Get the fuck on.
Yeah, you can leave.
We'll find another one.
No, I think that's the problem with this generation.
Everybody be so quick to dismiss everybody.
I think women are the ones that dismiss quickly.
It's not about being with somebody you don't like, but it's like, okay, what is it that you really dismiss?
Because like me, I'm not even taking a nigga number if I don't really fuck with him.
So it's like, why would I even entertain you from the jump?
That's just me though.
Yeah, but I think what he's trying to get along here is like women dismiss men all the time.
I think men and women in this generation are too easy to dismiss and they don't have no real sense of like comprehension or empathy or just how to have real relationships with people.
I don't think women have empathy.
I would disagree.
We are built with empathy.
How many of you disagree when I say that women don't have empathy?
One, two, three, four.
Everyone. Everyone disagrees?
Yep. Okay.
Define empathy for me.
Empathy is the ability to see someone, like, an issue from somebody else's point of view, like, be able to see their pain, their view of it, you know what I mean?
Interesting. Okay.
How many of you agree with that definition?
Raise of hands if you agree.
Two and a half.
Okay, you guys all agree with that definition pretty much?
Okay, cool.
Why do you think that...
Women are...
Because I'm saying my position is women lack empathy.
Why do you think women have empathy?
Statistically proven, it's proven that if you are hurt...
What study are you referencing to when you say that women have empathy?
Women are natural caretakers.
It's proven that in old folks' homes, there are daughters coming to take care of their parents.
You don't see sons coming to the nursery home to take care of their parents.
So I feel like that's a part of empathy.
Well, sons don't put their parents in the nursery home.
Yeah, but they just put it on somebody else.
Not even just being literal, but exactly.
They're going to just leave them at home by themselves.
Or you're going to put it on your wife to take care of your family.
Of course, my wife or a nurse.
Right, but if you had empathy, you do it yourself.
Alright, let me be more specific here because she's going into general terms with empathy for human life.
Yeah. Who do you think is more empathetic to the other gender?
Hold on, hold on, let me finish the question.
Do you think men are more empathetic to the female experience or are women more empathetic to the male experience?
Honestly, I think neither is empathetic to each other.
You don't think either?
Okay. I don't.
What about you?
Do you think men are more empathetic to women or women more empathetic to men?
I think women are more empathetic to men.
Okay. What about you?
I think...
If it's in men.
What? Wait, wait, wait.
She sounds like me.
Right now.
No, she's sober, dude.
I know, I know, she's sober.
No, woman.
Woman what?
How do you say it?
Empathetic. Empathetic.
You can't even say the words, so you're not empathetic.
Alright, next.
Into the mic, please.
I agree.
I think a man may be more empathetic to a man.
Sure. Alright, what about you?
Yeah, I think women are more empathetic.
Alright, what about you?
You think women are more empathetic to men or men are more empathetic to women?
I mean, you wrote a book.
We deserve less.
I mean, points was made.
That's not empathetic.
That's not empathetic for real.
Really? No, to say that an entire genre of people deserve less?
You know what I mean, shut up.
Hold on one second.
Let me get this straight.
Wouldn't it be fair to say that if I wrote a book on why women deserve less, I need to understand why women...
Read us a chapter on your book.
Hold on.
Before I do that.
Because you're saying that I'm not empathetic because I wrote a book on why women deserve less.
Right? That's your stance?
That's your position?
You too?
Okay. Wouldn't it be fair to say that if I'm going to write a book that has research in it, I need to understand the female experience to be able to criticize it?
Okay. I guess.
You guess?
So me having, me writing a book actually proves that I have to have empathy to understand the female experience to be able to criticize it.
Bro, if you understand it, you wouldn't criticize it to the extent that you criticize it to.
I feel like if you had empathy towards women, if you understand us, like you said, right?
Then... That wouldn't even be the title of your book.
It does sting a little when us women see something like that.
You want to hear one of my most controversial views?
You can either understand women or respect them as an equal, but you can't do both.
I'm going to say that again.
You can either understand women or respect them as an equal, but you can't do both.
So since I understand y'all, I will never ever respect you guys as equals.
That's not empathetic.
No. That's actually...
No, no, no.
Hold on.
That actually is the definition of empathetic because I understand you guys to a very deep level that you guys don't even know.
Let me be honest with you all.
Throughout the course of this conversation, I've been writing down what you guys say.
Books. I know what I ask.
And before you guys even give an answer, I already know what you're going to say 9 out of 10 times.
And the reason why is because we've interviewed well over 3,500.
And one of the biggest takeaways that I've learned from talking to so many women are two main things.
Number one, You guys have an inability to differentiate yourself from a fact.
Like she said before, and I said, average black woman is fat, and she immediately attributed to herself and took a personal attack and argued with me saying that it's incorrect when it's actually factually true.
And then the second thing is, you guys lack empathy for the male experience, which is what I'm trying to establish here.
The difference between men and women is this.
For me to attract a woman, I have to understand her.
I have to have...
Riz. I have to be able to know what she's comfortable with, what she's not comfortable with.
I have to say the right things at the right time.
I gotta court her.
I gotta plan a date.
I gotta not smell, be clean, etc.
You guys just have to exist.
Okay? Most women don't really know what men want.
If you guys did know what men want, you wouldn't be on OnlyFans.
You wouldn't be arguing with niggas.
You wouldn't be saying, yo, do I need a guy equally yoked?
Because that doesn't make sense.
You wouldn't be lying about your virgin numbers.
Like, the thing is that, like, you wouldn't be lying about your virgin numbers.
Like, women, right?
Like, you guys are in a very privileged position where you guys don't have to understand men to attract them.
But we have to understand y'all to attract you.
So, you guys do realize that there's like...
I agree to an extent.
Okay. So, on YouTube, for example, there's hundreds, if not thousands, of YouTube channels that teach men how to get women.
But there's no YouTube channels that teach women how to get men.
That's a lie.
Hold on.
Now, there are YouTube channels out there that teach women how to get a husband, maybe, or get a long-term relationship, but nothing stops you guys or prevents you guys from meeting and entertaining men, is my point.
The opportunities come in.
I agree.
What does that have to do with the point?
Just what I said.
Everybody has their own individual experience as a man or a woman.
So, for example, One woman could have more empathy for a man and one man could have more empathy for a woman.
I mean, just like you pointed me out earlier and you said the average woman and I said, well, I'm not the average woman.
So it's like, technically, I could be more empathetic or you could be less empathetic.
Sometimes it's like person-based, not necessarily just like the average.
You get what I'm saying?
You're speaking about the general.
What I'm talking generally, another thing too is that If a man doesn't understand women, he doesn't have empathy, he's just not going to get women.
But if you don't understand men and you don't have empathy for them, it doesn't matter.
The men still come.
Yeah, regardless.
They're not talking about one individual person.
We're always going to get them.
Okay, I get it.
And this is why so many of you guys stay single.
This is precisely my point, why we have relationships in the toilet.
Women don't work to attract and earn male attention anymore.
I mean, they never really had to.
I think that's on the forefathers.
No, you did.
Because before, you had to step outside.
You had to make yourself look cute.
You had to put yourself out there.
You had to not be a whore.
Do all kinds of crazy shit.
But now, with the internet, women are able to get attention from the comfort of their own homes with filtered pictures.
And that has elevated their mindset to think that they're better than they really are.
I mean, girls, so once you wake up, it's like, Instagram.
Yeah. Okay.
You're done.
And a lot of you guys are young, so you might not remember life before social media and the smartphone, but this is effectively, it's ruined things.
And you guys don't even know it.
It was fun, bro.
Oh, trust me, I know.
Oh, I know.
I'm 30. I used to be outside with my brothers.
I didn't have a phone until I was 13. Like, no.
Listen, guys, you know, girls are one thing.
Girls are the same thing.
Like, so it's one side of the, hey, girl, what's up?
So the point I'm trying to make is women can be sympathetic.
I think that's what you guys mean when you're talking about nurturing and all this other stuff.
Women can absolutely be more sympathetic, right?
Oh my God, this sucks and feel sorry for you.
Yeah.
Two different things.
Empathetic is...
Being able to actually put yourself in that person's shoes and understand them.
Sympathetic is just feeling sorry for them.
I think a lot of y'all probably feel sorry for men like, damn, y'all some losers.
But y'all are not empathetic to their experience.
Two completely different things.
Y'all look at it like, oh, you don't got money?
You're a bum?
Women look at it like this.
Oh, you don't got money?
You're a bum?
Like, oh, okay, whatever.
Fuck off.
I don't care.
You'll feel sorry, but y'all are not going to be able to understand what that comes with.
Versus for us, like, I have to understand you guys.
I gotta know that my place has gotta be clean when I bring you back.
I gotta know that I need to put on certain music and serenade you and do all this other bullshit to just get some ass.
Men have to know this shit.
But women don't, bro.
Y'all don't have to...
And I mean, look, it's not y'all fault.
It's kind of our fault for not making you guys work for nothing.
But I think modern women just lack empathy for men in general.
There's no need to.
Why would you go ahead and try to learn men when they come to you anyway?
Why? It's just human nature.
It's like the path of least resistance.
If it comes, why would you work for it?
Bro, it's dumb as hell.
I don't know, but that's my position.
Anyone disagree with that?
No. Alright, so now you guys think that...
No, it makes sense.
Alright, so do you guys think women are empathetic then?
No, women are sympathetic.
That's what I got from it.
So you guys all agree with me now?
Yes. No.
You don't agree?
I'm just playing.
No, it makes sense what he was saying.
I ain't gonna lie.
Don't worry, man.
She's 30. She's 30!
Zero, man.
Come on, man.
She's not the average woman, Chris.
Oh, yeah.
Jamal, you're right, bro.
You're wrong.
Period. Chat's serene, though.
Yeah, guys.
Like the video, by the way.
We got 8,000, 10,000 of you guys in here, so shout out to you guys.
Like it more.
They're making fun of Chris's thing.
Alright, Wimps MC.
We do live.
Alright, go ahead.
Oh, that's you?
I mean, a blue shirt.
When Mo gets hungry.
Oh, and that's what I meant when I said that.
That's why I agree with the guy.
Just to assume that she's with another guy.
Because men just kind of get it like, oh, she ain't paying attention to me.
She's talking to somebody else.
Most women don't like maintaining a roster.
Some girls maintain a roster, but most women would prefer to be with just one dude.
Alright, you know what?
I would because I ain't got no time.
Wait, who pays right here?
I help.
I help?
Alright. Well, no, like solo.
No. No.
So, only the two OnlyFans tricks.
Alright, cool.
OnlyFans. OnlyFans.
Yeah, OnlyFans.
Alright, cool.
Period. Alright.
When Mo gets hungry, he talking his own language.
Nah, nah, nah.
Alright, Mo, read it.
Like, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Oh, okay.
Okay, Mo, you still built like a bag of cereal.
You let other niggas do push-ups on your back.
When you die, you go to food or all.
Just put all the food in the casket.
Okay? Mo looks like he prays for other niggas' food.
Alright. He thought I wasn't gonna put this chat in rotation.
Oh, gotcha.
Girl next to Myron, goddamn, speak English.
We don't understand what the fuck you're saying because you speak...
I'm going to assume he means niggas.
Yes. We need a translator to translate to a human language and Moe's always heavy.
Moe googled Oreo health benefits.
Alright. Your boy Lem just making fun of Moe for being fat.
Hey Mara, what do you think about this?
The rules.
The female always makes the rules.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
These are probably this girl's rules.
Australia. No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of all the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it's due to misunderstanding, which was the director's off.
Yeah, I mean, bro, this is like typical.
We're laughing around the table and shit like that.
But like, you know what this reminds me of?
In like the 2010s.
In the explosion of like the meme era.
Propaganda like this was pushed all over the place.
Like, memes about, like, you know, oh, men are stupid, women are smart, ha ha.
Yeah. Like, memes like that have been pushed over.
And, like, now as, like, an older guy, I can, like, look back and be like, oh, shit.
Like, they've been indoctrinating men to just accept female authority for decades.
Yep. And then now they're single, no kids, cats and dogs.
What? That's your girl's body now.
I don't want to be an asshole or whatever, but, like, for you, for example, right?
You're 19, so you're young.
Like, you do realize that, like, most women are retarded and should never lead men, right?
Yeah. She knows.
Yeah. Most.
Period. Okay, so you think you're different?
For sure, yeah.
Okay. Tell me what differentiates you from the average woman to put you in a position to lead men that are older than you significantly.
Oh. I bring a lot to the table, actually.
Okay. Describe.
Um... I can't wait to hear this.
I can't wait to hear this.
Bro, let her...
Go ahead.
He'll stop mocking you.
Oh, my bad.
So, yeah, the question is...
What puts you in a position to have authority over men and tell them what it is as a 19-year-old girl?
I bring a lot to the table.
Okay. Can you describe those things that give you the authority to...
I'm really nice.
Okay. Anything else?
I don't want to say too much.
Well, no, no.
I mean, like, you know, if you think that you should be able to tell men what to do, like, I mean, I just, I'm just curious.
And you said that you're the exception.
You're not, you're different.
So, like, what qualifies you to have the authority over a guy?
You're nice.
What else?
Bossy. What?
Bossy. Smart.
Can formulate a plan.
Come on.
I make bank.
So, you know.
I don't need you for no bills.
I got it like that.
So for you, it's because you make money and you're nice.
Yeah, and...
Alright, so how much money does a guy gotta make to tell you what to do then?
A year or a month?
We could do a month.
What do they gotta make to tell you what to do?
Like seven figures a month.
But that's normal around here.
Period. Miami, bitch.
So they have to make a million dollars a month to tell you what to do?
Don't shame her, lady.
I mean, I don't think I would still let them tell me what to do, but we could tell each other what to do in kind of a way.
Okay, so that makes it equal to you.
Interesting. Do you think a guy that makes a million dollars a month is going to want to be with a girl that's been with over a hundred dudes?
For sure.
I've done it before.
No, I mean as in like actually be with you.
Like claim you as his girl and give you his last name and stuff.
They're fighting right now.
If they're fighting for you, how are they fighting for you specifically?
How are they fighting for her?
They don't know about each other, of course.
What are they doing to show that they're fighting for you?
In a serious relationship.
I literally had to find out how to put my phone on do not disturb where they can't call.
I was asking her today.
So they call you?
Spamming. They call during the...
Nighttime and shit, right?
No! It was like 8 in the morning.
On everything.
Yeah, Snapchat, Telegram, Discord.
I turned my whole phone off.
Yeah, but I'm talking about what shows that they actually want to marry you, be with you.
That seems to me like a guy that's trying to get laid.
Oh, no, no.
I don't let them.
Never mind.
They bring me home to their parents and they're like, this is my girlfriend.
Yeah, because you're pretty, but it's like my girlfriend.
And these guys are whack as fuck.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out, like, how are they fighting to put a ring on it?
That's what I'm really trying to get at here.
If you really want to put a ring on it...
Yeah, like, you're kind of giving, like, surface-level shit that dudes do to pursue women, but I'm talking about, like, pursue you as the actual wife and put a ring on it.
What are they doing?
I think they know that they can, because I don't want to get married.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. So...
In other words, a dude needs to make a million dollars a month to be able to be equal to you.
To tell you, hey, I think you should take out the trash this week and I take out the trash next week.
Yeah. Okay.
Do you think a guy that makes a million dollars a month is going to listen to a 19-year-old?
I've done it before.
I'm doing it right now.
I just said I'm single because I am.
Yeah, but were these guys that you actually liked?
Yeah. Then why'd you break up with them?
Um, actually, when I was 14 or 15 or something, my boyfriend was, like, 18, 19, and he was, like, a millionaire.
Like, and he was only, like, 18, 19, and I broke up with him because...
I broke up with him because he subscribed to a girl's OnlyFans.
A coworker.
Yeah, so you broke up with a dude.
For supporting someone from the same industry as you.
But I wasn't in the industry.
I was 14. So that's what made me like, oh, you know what?
And then you got in the industry.
Yeah. When I turned 18. Crazy, right?
Yo, okay.
I still wouldn't.
I'm going to ask the chat real quick.
We got almost 10,000 of you guys in here.
Guys, If you're making a million bucks a month, would you take a girl seriously that is 19 and has 100 plus bodies?
If you're making a million a month, give me a one of you guys would not take her seriously.
Give me a two if you would.
Give me a one if you would not take her seriously.
Million a month and good head game chat.
There you go.
There's the other thing you get.
Yeah, a lot of ones here.
Uh, goddamn.
Oh, wait, did she break the chat?
Bro, I can't even see the rumble chat no more.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Yo, we broke the chat, man.
I saw a 10. Okay, it's a lot of ones.
Alright. Yeah.
Alright. I mean, I think that's a...
Because I wanted to show you instead of tell you.
Men really don't care about your money.
Because that's the first thing you mentioned.
Like, oh, I make a million a month or whatever.
I don't know if you make a million, but I'm assuming it's close to that.
Since you said you want parity.
Yeah, men don't care about your money, unfortunately.
Can I ask, what do men care about then?
Good question.
Thank you for proving my point that women don't have everything.
I agree.
It's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
I know you agree, but some girls were looking at me crazy.
Come on, man.
I would say I would say I'll put it this way.
We got some girls here that think money is everything.
I think most men would rather be with a girl that is not famous, completely broke, that isn't on the internet, Yeah.
Over a chick that makes a million dollars a month that is on the internet.
Yeah, I would agree.
Okay, yeah.
I would agree.
Like, yeah.
That's kind of not the shit on her or whatever or the other OnlyFans girls here.
But not even OnlyFans.
I mean, let's say she's not an OnlyFans but she does some ho shit.
But she does it, you know, behind the scenes.
Like, a guy would rather be with a chick that's like mid and not a whore over a girl that's bad that is a whore and has a lot of money.
That just means they're insecure.
Yeah. Wait.
Yeah. Because don't you want to have, like, a bread relationship?
Like, your boyfriend gets in a Lamborghini, and then you get in your Lamborghini, and then you go out, and you're all like...
Oh, Lambo?
Mo? Lambo?
Alright, fair.
That's a great argument.
It's insecure.
So it's insecure.
Okay, so question.
What are your standards for...
What is the, like, bare minimum for you?
Like, let's put up a calculator for her.
One million!
Let me, let me, yeah, let me go ahead and let's put up her calculator real fast.
So, before we pull it up, what's the minimum and maximum age for you?
Minimum, um, 25. Two?
Um, 90. Money.
That's fine, that's fine.
Minimum height for you, then.
Minimum height, like 5'8".
Alright, uh, race?
Any. Okay.
All right.
Minimum education?
Money. Don't care.
All right.
Yeah. High school, middle school, actually?
Yeah. All right.
And then...
Wait. Minimum income for you to actually be with him?
A year?
Yeah. We could go a month.
Maxed. Six figures a month.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maxed. So $100,000 a month, which equates to...
That'd be bare minimum.
That's $1.2 million a year.
All right.
$1.2.
Damn, that's still low.
Yeah. But we'll bear minimum.
Bare minimum.
20. 20. Yeah.
20 million a year?
Yeah. Okay.
20 million a year.
All right.
Can you be married?
Yeah. Fuck it.
Can you be obese?
Fuck it.
Okay. All right.
Shout out to Mo.
I dated an obese guy before, actually.
All right.
Let's go ahead and check this one out.
Where this guy...
She might break the scale.
Yeah. You're going to definitely score a perfect five out of five.
Yeah. Let's go.
Oh, 0%?
I could put it on me.
Machos are going to get hard at me.
Yeah, so this guy basically doesn't exist.
Yeah, I mean, look, he exists, but, like, I don't know if, um...
Damn, bro.
If he's alive yet.
If he's alive yet.
He died already.
Yeah. All right, niggas and man, she has like five cat bags, bro.
She's fucked.
Well, you know what, Gus?
That's crazy.
She want Joe Biden.
Trump. Trump.
So real quick for you.
What if I told you that you are a gold digger?
No, no.
What if I told you?
What if I said that you're an insecure, predatory gold digger?
What would you say to that?
I'm definitely not insecure and you can't be a gold digger if you already have gold.
You're just staying in your lane.
So you have standards, right?
Yeah. How am I insecure for having standards then?
You said you would date a girl that's mid and Isn't a whore?
Then date a girl that's bad.
Yeah, and you said you'd date a guy all the way up to 90. So, like, why is it that your standards are not considered insecure, but mine are?
No. I like that.
You walked into that trap.
No, no.
That was easy.
And I did that.
I did that whole thing.
You triggered my trap card!
I understand women better than themselves.
Like, I find it interesting, like, you have these crazy high standards, but we're not calling you insecure.
But if I say, I just want a girl that's not a whore, that's insecure.
Yeah. What makes a woman a whore?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I want to get her.
Yeah, what makes a woman a whore?
No, no, no, no, no.
Before we go on to the next, do you see how ridiculous your insecure argument is now?
Sure. Because I can't call you insecure for wanting a guy that makes $20 million a year.
That's your standards.
Yeah. So why is that when men have standards, it's considered insecure, but when you have standards, it's considered knowing your worth?
Um... Say it again?
Why is it that when I have standards, it's considered insecure, i.e.
a woman with a lower body count, but when you have standards, $20 million a year is just having standards?
Okay, yours is standards, too, then.
That's fine.
All right.
Interesting. Because I just found out that women always do that.
You'll say you have a standard, and it's a simple one.
Oh, yeah, I just don't want a whore.
Oh, that's insecure.
All right, what do you want?
$20 million a year.
Well, you're insecure.
No, I got high standards, asshole.
So, whatever.
You said what makes a woman a whore?
Yeah. It's a combination of things.
She doesn't even have to really take dick to be a whore.
Oh, so what is it?
Okay, so then what is it?
It could be a multitude of things.
Behavior, how you put yourself out there.
Put it this way.
Would I be able to show your life on a reel as I'm walking down the aisle to get married to you?
Hold on, hold on.
Here's a better litmus test.
Here's a better litmus test.
Would it be appropriate if you're walking down the aisle with your father in hand walking towards your groom?
Can we show a highlight reel of your life and not be ashamed?
Most of you girls, that would be a no.
Y'all got crazy videos on Instagram.
Y'all got crazy videos on the internet.
Not all of you, but a lot of girls is what I'm trying to say.
Like a lot of y'all partying, doing whole shit.
So that's what I would say.
Can you walk down the aisle in a reel popping up with You know, your social media shit, show there without you being embarrassed.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll argue.
Most women can't pass that test.
I can.
I feel like everybody at this point.
Most women cannot pass that test.
No, some can't.
I agree, some can't.
But some can't.
Some people live their lives like that.
Some can't, some can't.
It's the same thing with guys, though.
So when I say...
I can.
What? You said it's the same with guys?
Yeah, you can't put your...
Were you gonna put it?
You said no, though.
No, I said no.
If it was my life real, that's different.
Oh, I see.
But if it was my Instagram, okay.
No, no.
Explain. I gotta get her.
How is it that it's the same for guys?
What do you mean?
Guys can be whores, too.
Yeah. What do you mean?
Can you put your life and then...
Be not ashamed of it?
I'm asking a question.
I think I don't understand.
Here's the thing.
Women don't care about a man's body count.
Yes, they do.
I know you're not talking.
What? I don't like when guys are whores.
It turns me off.
Wait, who?
That's not it.
When men be too freaked out, they almost stay.
Why am I so freaked out?
Hey, listen.
Alright, ladies.
Since you guys...
Let me ask you a question.
Let's go into a dream scenario.
Okay? Dream scenario.
Some of you guys have really high standards.
So let's assume that you met your dream guy.
6'3", good looking, makes $20 million a year.
Whatever your standards are, right?
He has a vibe.
He's yoked.
Damn! You know what I mean?
He's your dream guy, right?
Depending on whatever you like in men.
Let's say that you guys have been together for like 5 years.
No, 10 years.
And he takes you back to where you guys met the first time on vacation, right?
Maybe Turks and Caicos Island.
And you guys are on a honeymoon.
He had proposed to you, right?
He goes off to the gym when you guys land and gets your hotel.
And his phone fucking is there.
So you get curious.
And you go through it.
And you see that before he met you, he had a gangbang with 10 girls on a porn site.
That's crazy, but that's the past.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's the past.
Interesting. So...
He had a gangbang with these girls or whatever.
It was before you.
It was something that he did to make some money in his 20s and put himself through college.
Are you calling off the wedding?
But you didn't know about it prior.
Are you calling off the wedding?
Yes or no?
This is your dream guy.
But you find out they did gangbang 10 girls.
Yep. Oh, that's a hard one.
So, no.
No. You're not calling it off?
Okay. Are you calling it off?
Depends if there's like a prenup.
Nope. Alright, let's assume there's a prenuptial agreement.
Fine. Remember, he makes more money than you, but yes, there's a prenup in place.
Would you call off the wedding?
No. Would you call off the wedding?
No. Was it raw?
Yes, yes, it was raw.
I mean...
It depends on how long ago.
How long?
No, no, no.
Ten years before he met me?
I don't know.
You guys have been together for ten years, but he did this porn scene with these girls before he met you.
He mashed up the boom boom.
Yeah, if it was a long time before, then I would have let it pass.
But if it was really close, like, nah, you freaked out.
Alright, fair.
What about you?
No. Are you calling off the wedding?
No. Okay.
What about you?
You know.
Are you calling off the wedding?
I don't think so.
She's too high to cut her.
No? Alright, what about you?
Are you calling off the wedding?
No. He's Haitian.
Alright, so now we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and reverse it real fast, right?
So, we're on a honeymoon and we find out why our chick banged 10 dudes in a video before we met her.
That's freaky.
Alright, who's calling off the wedding?
Guys! Bill, is you calling off the wedding?
Mo, you calling off the wedding?
I'm calling that shit off.
Chris, you calling off the wedding?
Bro, hell yeah, bro.
Okay, notice the difference between the men?
We're all calling off the wedding, but none of y'all are calling off the wedding.
So riddle me this.
Do you guys really care about body counts?
No. See why you guys are full of shit?
This is why I don't respect women.
No offense.
This is why I don't look at y'all as equals.
It's because we get over it.
Stop. This is why I don't look at you guys as equals.
Because I understand y'all.
I knew some idiot would say, Well, body count bad is for bad.
Really. Then I give you an entire scenario where he did some egregious shit before you, none of y'all calling off the wedding.
But if you switch it around, all of us are calling off the wedding.
Like, men and women are not the same, so body count matters to us, but it doesn't matter to y'all.
It's shown through your own example.
I was saying, I think that goes back to what you were saying earlier about us having sympathy and you guys having empathy.
I feel like women can be more forgiving towards men and stuff, and get over things and leave things alone, while men can do that, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, stop the fucking show.
We can get over things better.
Okay, let's say this.
Switch the scenario.
You're with your guy.
No porn.
You know what you find on his phone instead?
I'm sending money to another girl and I got a whole other family.
I didn't know we were going that far.
No, no, no, because you made that argument.
Oh, so you're leaving?
Yes. Another family?
Okay, that's a stretch.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Where's the forgiving?
Yeah, come on!
I ain't said we forgive everything.
I ain't said we forgive everything, y'all.
That's how we understand it.
I ain't forgiving.
Sympathy don't mean we forgive everything.
That means we have no standards.
Sympathy don't mean I have no standards.
Sympathy just means I understand sometimes and I might let you slip on a couple things.
But, child, I don't mean you can rock out.
Ladies, ladies.
Do you not just see that you like...
You guys just keep walking into my trap.
This is crazy.
Like, oh, we...
We have more sympathy.
We're forgiving.
We're forgiving.
I feel like you go through such an extreme...
Yeah, you get the stretch in it.
I'm not going live.
Let me get this straight.
Hold on, hold on.
Nah, nah, nah.
Let me get this straight.
So, like, on one end, he fucks in 10 girls raw before he met you.
No problem.
But then you find out that he's still taking care of you.
He got money, but he's giving another woman resources too.
Yeah, because it's happening right now.
That's betrayal to me.
What he did 10 years ago, I don't know what he would do to me.
I don't got shit to do with me.
When you're with me, why would you be married?
Why should I accept that?
Let's say he's giving a girl money, but he's not with her.
He's just giving her money because she...
You don't need to give that.
White whole bread.
Right, why are you giving another bitch none?
You don't need to give another bitch none, mate.
That's trifling.
No, strip club is fine.
No, strip club is fine.
Get your money how you live, boo.
Oh, she boo?
Yeah, no, if it's a stripper, like, you'd go out to the club.
No, but I think they're talking about if they see, like, if you see him, like, sending...
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, I cannot deal with that.
But that goes back to what you were saying with time.
Yeah, with time.
No, no, no.
I'm not getting hurt.
I'm on her side.
I'm on her side.
Hold on, I'm on her side because if it's happening right now, get the fuck out of here.
It's the past.
Everybody has a past.
Alright, ladies.
See, here's the thing, right?
Because you guys tried to make the retarded argument earlier that a man's past matters.
When it doesn't, my scenario demonstrated it doesn't.
What I'm trying to say is that women are interested in a man's future.
A man is interested in a woman's past.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna say that again, because you guys don't be listening.
A man's future is important to a woman.
A woman's past is important to a man.
So we care if you were a whore in the past.
Y'all don't care if we were a whore in the past.
But, you guys care if we're gonna become successful in our future or not.
That's what y'all care about.
So, when women say things like, oh, I'm forgiving and all this other shit, no, y'all are not.
You guys just forgive other shit.
Just like, we're gonna forgive you for some shit, but we're not gonna forgive you for other shit.
Like, I would argue a chick that's a whore, You think so?
Can I say something?
Why are you laughing right now?
Can I say something?
Here's the other thing too.
If you guys found the right guy...
You will be okay with him having side chicks.
I promise you.
No. That wouldn't be the right guy.
That wouldn't be the right guy.
You guys found your dream man and he did everything right.
That's not my dream.
Y'all wouldn't go nowhere.
That's not my dream.
Y'all wouldn't go nowhere.
Okay, can I say something though?
Can you get off my back, y'all?
I think some men don't...
I know you're speaking generally and all those things, right?
Some men don't give a fuck about a woman's past though, because even in a Moneybagg Yo song he said it He said they drop in salt like she a hoe so she my hoe Some niggas just like
that They like that Hey listen, it's about preference To fuck?
Most men do care about a woman's past.
I can agree with that.
But a lot of men really don't care.
If society didn't shame men, they would be with hoes.
That's what I'm saying.
You're using a rap song to justify...
No, I'm using a rap song to justify the fact that some men do like it, period.
Are those men that you think women want?
Guys that are okay with wiping up sluts?
I mean, it depends on the kind of man.
Honestly. It depends on the girl also.
It depends on what a woman likes.
I've dated men that are hoes.
I didn't give a fuck.
Men thought I was hoes.
There was rumors about me, all types of shit.
I still got them.
I mean, man can't breathe in hoes.
Either way, it doesn't matter.
If you got them, why are you not with them right now then?
Because I broke it off.
I don't want that shit.
Why did you not want to be with them?
I grew up.
It's life experiences.
Was he a loser or what?
Yes, he was a fucking loser.
Okay, so here we go.
Men that accept hoes are losers.
No. As proven through your own experience.
Not all the time.
You do realize you just made my argument for me, right?
And you're trying to argue now against your argument?
No, I'm not.
Okay, let's go back.
Explain why you think I said that, though.
I said men that wife up whores are losers.
Okay. Right?
Because I don't have options.
You asked me about somebody.
I get it, though.
That's one singular person.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah. Then you're with that guy.
Right. And he was a loser.
That one singular person was a loser.
Yes, but hold on.
But he had rumors, whether true or not, that you were promiscuous.
But he still accepted you.
Yes. So is it a coincidence that he's also a fucking loser?
No, because I've dated multiple men.
Some men didn't accept the fact that they thought this thing about me.
Some men did.
Some men accepted it and was just like, wasn't losers and what the fuck?
Like, it doesn't matter.
Alright, let me be blunt about this.
Men that are successful, that are attractive, that have their life together, don't accept hoes.
That's not true.
That's not true, right?
Hold on, hold on.
As their main girlfriend?
As their wife?
I know a few of them.
Oh, really?
I know a few.
Who? Okay, so, first of all, I used to work for a company, and almost everyone there made six to seven figures.
And they loved them wholesome hoes.
They were all put together.
They were very, like, young, charismatic, money-making.
This is what I mean when I say women are stupid, bro.
Some men love those.
Yo, hold on, hold on.
Yo, ladies.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I know a girl.
Hold on, stop, stop.
Because I really got to drill this down.
How many of you guys have guys in a friend zone?
None. None in the friend zone.
Come on, man.
I have friends and I have dudes that I talk to.
That's it.
Yeah, but dudes that are like male friends.
How many of y'all have male friends?
Oh, I do.
Okay. Or dudes you curve that keep trying to talk to you?
Yeah. All of you, right?
I just don't talk to them.
Okay. So would it be fair to say that they're in the friend zone?
Yeah. Yeah, you can say that.
Okay. Ladies, do you not understand that men put women in the sex zone?
Yeah. Yes.
So, Why do you keep conflating the fact that dudes love hoes for sexuality versus dudes that love women for a relationship?
Because a man will lose his relationship for a hoe.
Really do that shit.
Now how do you know that these women are hoes then?
Because as you said, everybody has a past, right?
And their past is on social media or wherever from.
How do you know that they're hoes though is my point.
Well, some of us we may know.
You just assume.
No, because I just said I worked and I was with these people for a year, so clearly I'd have to know them to be around them.
Alright, so I'm asking you, how do you know that the women were hoes that they're wiping up?
Because they was busting it!
Why? Open!
You were there?
Busting! I heard about it!
I might have seen some!
You never know!
But the point is, they reformed hoes, so they love!
I think that's really what men want.
That's what I'm saying.
They're reformed.
It was a whole day.
It's a whole normal.
I love that.
Somebody said, wait, what about Kim K?
Don't want sluts, bro.
Ray J is a clown, man.
Kanye married her and had three kids.
That was stupid.
Get it, kid.
That's the point.
And he's a successful man.
And he's waking up now.
And he's making hell of bread.
Look at Amber Rose.
Amber Rose was a video hoe.
She had walks and everything.
And niggas was having her kid's wife in her house.
She has three kids at this time.
You also realize, ladies, you do realize most hoes don't find a guy to take them seriously.
You guys are using exceptions to the rule.
There's still, like, a majority of women that, like...
I don't know.
That was the point of what we were saying, though.
But you can't make an exception to the rule.
If, like, there's, like, 1% of women are able to find a good relationship with a guy after being a slut, that does not mean that the masses are going to be able to do it.
Yeah, we never said the masses.
We were just saying, like...
But you can't make an argument for the 1%.
But I think that in the masses...
Alright, ladies.
Let me make this...
dumb this down.
If I take 100 women, Right?
And they're all sluts.
90 of them are going to struggle to find a guy that they want back in return.
90 of them.
10 will be in a happy, fruitful relationship.
The other 90 are going to struggle in multiple relationships, can't find a guy, losing guys left and right because of their past.
That's what I'm saying.
You guys cannot make an argument for the 10 girls that get in a good relationship when 90 of them fail.
I got a question, though.
Who? Hold on.
Would y'all jump out of an airplane if I told you the parachute has a 90% chance of not deploying?
People do that shit now.
Who? Would you jump out of a plane?
No, I wouldn't do that.
That's my point.
You can't make an argument for 10 girls out of 100.
That would find a relationship.
Like, the majority of girls that are promiscuous are going to deal with the consequences.
Okay, I'm starting to learn that you speak more generally, statistically, and more like...
We consider everybody.
Yeah, we consider...
Yeah, we consider the...
Everybody, individuals, like, yeah.
90% out there, we think that everybody...
Don't be kidding me.
Don't be kidding me.
We're supposed to be talking about ourselves on the podcast, not the master.
Hey, girls.
Alright, go ahead.
Sorry. Take what?
Two hours for the girls to understand.
Now, you're speaking generally.
Sometimes he specifies, sometimes he generalizes.
We have to wait until he says something to catch on to who he's talking about.
Because one minute we might be talking about a small percentage, the next second we might be talking generally.
Because a lot of the questions have the word you in it.
Sometimes we say not you.
But we are speaking generally.
So, when you have to, like, refer yourself, just speak, you know, generally.
What? Yeah, no.
Alright, anyways.
Myron, you good?
Nah, I mean, the chat's saying God bless you, Myron.
I don't know how you do this every time.
These girls are retards now.
Your chat's going crazy.
I know, man.
Bird brain panel, repeal the 19th.
Wait, I want to answer something.
Alright, go ahead.
Nah, next question.
Bro, what?
What? No, I mean, like, whatever, whatever, like, another topic that he's going to talk about.
I have a question.
Alright, who?
Wait, who?
Okay, so you know how y'all keep saying that men only have sex with hoes and stuff like that?
So then why do men risk their whole marriage and relationships for hoes?
Because they're freaked out.
Why you can't go freak on your wife?
Because she's probably not freaky like that.
Why you marry her?
Why? I don't know.
Girls, guys generally do want families, you know what I'm saying?
Sons, kids, whatever.
But at the end of the day, we actually want like, hey, listen, maybe we should get more than one wife.
Two wives.
But some girls are like 20, 25. Heck no.
What? Get married to another wife?
You have two wives?
That's why you need to be equally young!
Your pussy is the same yoke from day one.
You have to be with somebody that would let you have a second wife.
Wait, wait, wait.
Because I am.
I live that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Pause. You and you went to the club in Vietnam, right?
Okay. Right?
Yeah. You saw many different girls, right?
Yeah. So we are, like, guys want different priorities, you know what I'm saying?
Okay. She's hot, right?
But he ain't married.
Pause. He's hot.
She's hot.
If I had you girls on to my section right now, that should be lit right now.
But if I had every girl that looked like her, that should be boring as fuck, right?
No, they might be lit too.
Because people that might like her, girls like her.
I was dancing, so you want more girls like me.
Alright, listen.
What I'm saying is this, right?
Stop talking to me.
It's so messy.
No, no, no.
Alright, so at the end of the day, it's this, right?
We want different variety, right?
Because you can suck dick properly.
You got, like, the whole fucking missionary style going on.
Like, it's a different thing that guys want.
Yeah. Because, it's hard to say, like, every day we create semen.
Right. You ain't having more than two wives, though.
That was back then, nine and one.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Nah, because my grandfather had two, and he wanted three, right?
Your grandfather lied to your ass, bro.
What do you mean?
He would lie.
I'm sure he fucked so many girls.
Woman, and then you're like, oh, the fuck, grandpa, like, how many girls you fuck?
Like, he's not gonna admit to his granddaughter, hey, I fucked, like, you know, so-and-so, so-and-so, you know, like, he's being very, like, respectful about what's going on, okay?
Yeah. Correct?
Yeah. So, what the fuck's the point?
It's like, what makes you special in order to, like, lock down one guy?
Tell me.
Like, top two things, what makes you special to, like, lock down one guy forever?
Pussy-wise, energy-wise.
Time with her.
I'm sorry.
I completely dissociated.
What was the question?
Exactly. What makes you special to Lockdown One Guy?
What makes me special to Lockdown One Guy?
Yeah, go ahead.
What makes me special to Lockdown One Guy is I'm my own unique person.
Unique? What else?
Who is that type?
Unique? What else?
Don't worry about me.
I'm seeing a bigger sci-fi boy.
I'm very fun.
I'm very smart.
I can teach you new things.
I can show you new shit.
Go ahead.
Freak. What else?
Two. What else?
Two. Oh.
Parents, come on.
Funny. Caring and beautiful.
I'm ambitious and educated.
Okay. I'll do anything to try to ease your life.
Like help.
In any type of way.
Clean. What else?
I love extremely hard and I comfort.
Okay, go ahead.
What else?
I would say inspiring and also just kind of like motivated.
Alright, so...
I think all the girls on this panel have the same traits as every girl named, correct?
Mm-hmm.
So, if I'm wrong, say nah.
Nah. Nah.
Nah. I heard a lot of different answers.
No, but like, each girl has the same traits, though.
No. No.
No. If that's the case, then you got the same traits as Myra.
Yeah, but like, I mean...
I mean, y'all got a dick.
What's the difference?
You could be more nicer than us.
No, no, no, but we don't say we're special.
Like, at all.
Do you?
But you guys should feel special.
See, I'm being empathetic right now.
You men need to love yourselves so we can love you and be more empathetic.
Look at her, empathetic!
To be real, girls, it's one of those things where I see girls have no kids.
The longest relationship you've been with for four years and not been married.
You girls don't know how to fucking lock down a guy.
If we had kids, he'd probably call us a whore.
Or a single mom.
Crazy shit like that.
Bitch, I'll take educated and no kids.
No, like, if you got kids and no men, then yeah, you're a whore.
Yeah, like two other baby daddies, whatever.
But if you had a husband, a guy who actually took care of you...
That's respectable.
If I got a man who take care of me...
But what if your husband ain't you?
I'll do anything.
Listen, you have to be delusional sometimes.
I'm not going to lie.
I know, but if a man was taking care of me, I just don't want to see it, honestly.
Don't bring me back shit, and I don't want to see shit.
And I'll shut the fuck up.
Honestly, because you're taking care of me.
Yeah, but at what level?
He could be taking care of you at $50,000 a year.
You're just driving a Honda.
Oh girl, we ain't talking about that.
I'm saying as far I'm speaking generally now.
If a man was generally taking care of me and I just don't want to hear it and I don't want to see it.
And don't bring me back nothing that I can't get rid of or even that I can get rid of.
Don't bring me back nothing.
And I'm going to be fine, honestly.
Because nine times out of ten, if I don't find out then what the fuck am I complaining about?
W? What else?
No? I'll find out.
I'll find out.
No, I don't look for nothing.
I don't look for nothing that ain't looking for me, boo.
I'll find out.
Even if I don't want to find out, I'll find out.
I'm crazy.
I'm gonna, no.
What goes around comes back.
That's what I believe in.
I mean, like, the other day, alright, guys can, like, I'm 36 right now, okay?
Yeah. So, let's get it.
So, why are you not locked down?
Yeah. Where's your wife and your children?
Yeah. Well, because, you know, like, I realized, me being 36, 35, like, I'm at a prime, because at the end of the day, like, you two saw me in the club, chilling, having a good time, right?
and you was here like you're relaxing and the end of the day it's like I've seen girls my age that's all like oh my gosh the bags and everything so like me personally being single like it's a W because if I find a girl I'm like you know what you're my girl
What age do you want to have kids?
like settle down like have a family i mean me personally i'm 36 i'm probably about like like once again i don't
40 right but at the end of the day like we are do it like we we actually do a podcast in front of like thousands of people right and people say yo chris man yo thanks for helping me like with my relationship blah blah blah so i find joy
in helping these
And the end of the moon.
Sometimes. Or in a nursing home.
Who knows, but the end of the day is this, you know, like I'm happy
Doing a podcast, I'm happy doing my thing.
But, do I actually want a girl to actually marry and have kids with?
Yes. I mean, that's my ultimate goal, but I'm happy.
Is it really?
Or is that what you just feel like you're supposed to do?
You should do.
A guy should actually have kids and a family.
Yeah, but is that what you want?
But most females are fucking hoes and they can't lock down a guy at all.
You're sure it's just where you look?
What's a hoe to you, though?
It's where you guys are looking.
I don't think being a hoe is subjective.
Go to places where good women are.
One question at a time.
Okay, so what's a hoe?
What's a hoe to you?
If you're outside in clubs, you have social media, you're on Instagram, you're doing shit where a guy is sleeping and then you're like, I'm bored.
What's going on?
Stop being bored.
What else?
Because I've met girls who didn't have social media, who actually was sitting inside, did drugs and shit.
It's like, bro, like...
So why you didn't marry them?
What? Why didn't you marry them?
Because, like, the other day, it's like...
Because she was boring.
Exactly. That's all they're like.
She's boring.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Like, they're currently with me right now, but it's like, why would I want to stay with one girl at a time?
I mean, that's your first friend, so we can't not be friends with who you are.
Yeah, we can't not be friends with who you are.
But, listen, like, it's one of those things where, like, in 2025, like, listen, if I do want to go around and fuck girls and have a good time and, you know, it's fine, but, you know, it's, like, the marriage loss is crazy for nowadays,
like, for men, because if I were, like, dating you for, like, five years and all of a sudden you was like, ah, fuck this nigga, I'm out, Or you take half my shit?
Why wait five years?
I would wait two years.
Into the mic.
See? I would wait two years and I'm like, huh?
Yeah, so like two years.
Two years I'm getting married.
Why is it always the thought?
What if it works out?
I think a lot of relationships don't work out because of me.
It works out when we're having a good time because I've never had a girl ask, oh yeah, Chris is like...
Boom, boom, boom.
But it's like, most girls are sitting here so single.
That's why I asked you girls, like, why aren't you married right now?
I think because society doesn't hold men accountable for their actions.
So y'all think y'all can just do and say and act however and then it's just on women to be held accountable.
We are the ones that are supposed to have a low body count, but you can go out and fuck mad bitches and we gotta be like...
Okay, well.
Like she just said.
If he taking care of me, I'ma just look the other way.
We're expecting.
I said I didn't want to see it and I did not want to hear it.
It's a difference.
If I see it and I hear it, you're being disrespectful.
You're disrespecting me.
You're being disrespectful no matter what.
It doesn't matter to me because I can't see it and I can't hear it.
So you okay with your man coming home seven days out the week and not giving you dick?
Are my bills paid?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Do I have a rose that could get charged?
You want to rely that bad on a man?
It's not about relying that bad on a man.
I chose to marry that man at the end of the day.
Clearly we were having enough sex for us to get married.
By the time we...
Sometimes you...
Okay, even if I'm having sex once a week, I just don't want to see her and I don't want to hear it because if I see her or hear her, you're being sloppy and we're getting a divorce.
He's gonna leave.
And I'm leaving.
I get what she's saying.
It's already fucking...
And I'm leaving.
That's it.
No, but I get what she's saying, but what she means is like...
I know you would rather your husband go to the Netherlands and fuck that bitch and you never know than he go to the strip club down the street and you see him fucking off and then he's like, that's you disrespecting me.
My friends done seen it.
It's now on the ground.
She just wants to be deaf.
It doesn't matter if he come home and you don't even get dicks.
So you gotta play with yourself but you're married?
I just said that.
Well, she did say that.
But I don't, for me personally, I don't need dicks.
I don't need dicks seven days a week.
I don't need dicks.
It's seven days.
I don't, I am, but I have, I can make myself come every day.
Why you getting married?
No, no.
So can he, so can he though.
How? Right.
I literally could use my fingers.
He can too.
I could use my rose.
He can too.
They have skin like dildos now.
Did you know that?
No, they ain't.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
But he's got the same shit.
Wait, wait, wait.
Chat, it goes, oh look, Chris L and the show.
Chat, relax.
It's cool.
Calm the fuck down.
Go ahead.
Dick doesn't even matter.
No, first of all.
What? First of all, yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It's then the plastic.
No, like, dick is, like, not even that good.
Bro. Alright, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
You had over 100 dicks, man.
Relax. So you're just okay?
You're a hoe, Paris.
Sorry, Paris.
And I haven't liked one of them.
Paris, you're hot.
Guys will fuck you.
Like, once again.
You're a hot hoe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So someone said something about women are held accountable more in society than men, which I thought was crazy.
Yes. Because I don't think you guys are held accountable for anything.
I think that's why you guys behave so poorly and you're stupid.
I disagree.
We are called single mothers.
He came back on fire.
He was like, hold on.
Come back inside these bitches.
Here's the thing.
If a woman is stupid, right?
If a woman is stupid or not intelligent or fat, rude, crass, obnoxious, No one cares.
If she's hot, people still tolerate it.
But with men, we're definitely held accountable because if you're a loser as a dude, you've got to deal with the consequences of being a loser.
Women don't want you, no one respects you, no one wants to be around you.
I would argue, not only do women never get held accountable for anything in our justice system, men serve 60% more time for the same exact crimes, but women aren't held accountable in the family courts either.
It's way harder for a woman to lose the kids.
Even if the guy's an upstanding individual.
Women win like 90% of alimony cases or child support cases.
Wait, 90% of alimony is paid from men to women and women win about 90% of family court cases when it comes to custody.
So, women don't get held accountable for anything.
I talk about this in my book.
When I say why women deserve less, a big reason why I say why women deserve less is because society gives you guys more.
I'm going to say that again.
The reason why I wrote the book, Why Women Deserve Less, is because society gives y'all more.
You guys get away with being whores, being stupid, not being intelligent, not being critical thinkers, being fat, being obnoxious, and I'm not saying you guys in particular, but women in general.
For example, you're 19 years old with a 100 body count on OnlyFans, right?
You probably still get Sims talking to you.
I don't want to sound like an asshole, but you're cooked.
You will never understand how the real world works because you're 19, you've been rich your entire life, you've been privileged, so you are never going to deal with the real consequences of your behaviors until you're way older in life.
But that's what I mean where women aren't held accountable for their behaviors.
Whether they're rich and privileged and still doing some dumb shit, or they're showing up on a podcast high on Danny's and can't say how they have a vibe, or lying about being a virgin, or saying, I need a man that's equally yoked, but thinking that they need to equal it.
I'm using your guys' own statements to show how ridiculous and delusional y'all are.
Y'all will sit there and say, oh, I want a man that makes $20 million a year.
What? That's not realistic.
One of the girls will get you.
I think with men, if we're losers, reality reflects we're losers.
If y'all are losers, reality doesn't reflect that you guys are losers.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Nothing. You distracted them.
Nobody was listening.
Oh, no.
We're paying attention.
We're paying attention.
It's fine.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
She was handy.
So, yes or no?
Why do you need a drink?
I just need a...
Alcohol is the real question.
They told me why some girls just can't, like...
I just need a shot because I'm starting to just like...
We just want to be charismatic!
Y'all want us to be fun!
Let's do Betty, Betty, shot o'clock!
Oh my god, Myron, you look like you need a shot too.
We've been stressing you out so just take the shot with us, please!
Betty, Betty, shot o'clock!
Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Myron, Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Clyde!
Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Clyde!
Myron is so done in time.
Myron's going to lock himself in the room for a long time after this.
I don't drink, so.
I love that for you.
You don't see a lot of people in this generation that don't drink.
That's actually really great for you.
Why? Because I don't drink all day, bro.
Why do you think we want one?
I said, why do you think we want a shot?
I don't want a shot.
Okay, that's good.
I want a shot.
Well, I do.
Myron, yes or no?
If it's no, it's fine.
We'll wrap up the show soon.
I think you can get by without all the booze.
I can.
I can.
It's fine.
Yeah. Next question.
I do this podcast, bro.
Honestly, man.
I do this podcast so people can learn.
Because there's a lot of guys that literally think like, oh, yeah, like men and women are equal.
And we should I should go ahead and let my girl be equally yoked or we're the same.
And it's like, I tell guys all the time.
This is why I don't look at women as equal.
I'm sorry.
If it was up to me, y'all niggas would be second-class citizens.
If it was up to me.
I would have y'all in the kitchen, focusing on family, having kids.
That's not bad, though.
That's what we're supposed to do.
That's what I want to do.
I think a lot of women want that.
It's just that a lot of niggas can't afford that.
What you girls want.
Yeah, it's okay, but stop.
No, because men not paying granddaddy bills no more.
For real.
My granddaddy had that bag.
They're not doing what the fuck they need to do anymore.
Yeah, they're not doing what they need to do because girls are 19 years old, 100 bodies.
We got whole flesh.
That's Paris!
That's not me, that's Paris!
No, no, no!
No, I'm just saying in general, like the average girl, like, yo, the average girl that's like 21 years old, that's attractive, is gonna have like 10 plus bodies.
I'm the only one who said my body count.
Yeah, at least she said it.
Y'all be doing some shit too, you guys just hiding it.
So like, bro, the reality is, but the reason why men, like why should men, like pay full price, why should they pay full price and put the ring on it, give you a home, take care of you, all this shit, When you guys are giving him used pussy and bad attitude.
Why? I don't give bad attitude.
It depends on the person.
I said, of course, yes.
I get a period every month.
I'm emotional.
I'm a woman.
I'm hormonal.
My shit goes up and down.
I'm sweating right now.
I wonder the fuck why.
So when you have your period, you can't control yourself.
No, I can't control myself.
What is it?
I just get emotional sometimes.
I can be watching something like no, even I never had a child before and I was watching childbirth and my period was coming and I just started crying.
I don't give a fuck about that kid.
It's either you can control your emotions or you can't.
Which one is it?
Something called PMDD.
Okay, so if you can control your emotions...
Sometimes it's hard to, I'm not going to lie.
But you can do it, right?
I can do it, yes.
Okay, so then women have no excuse for being rude and obnoxious.
I'm not rude.
I'm not rude.
A lot of women use their period as an excuse for why they have bad behavior.
I think sometimes because they go through pain as well, like physical pain.
Exactly what he's saying.
Okay, I agree with him.
No, I agree with him.
We really can't control it.
Sometimes we just do, just have, we can backtrack, but people are humans.
This is why I say women are like kids, man.
Y'all can't control yourselves.
This is why men gotta be leaders, man.
Bro, this is why men have to be leaders.
Guys, if you're watching this podcast, this is why you have to tell your old men what to do.
This is why you gotta make money, get status, get in the gym, because no offense ladies.
Shut up when I'm talking!
Goddamn! Women are retarded, bro.
This podcast literally proves what I tell y'all all the time.
Yo, you don't have a choice in 2025.
You gotta be that fucking guy, bro.
And not only do you gotta be that guy, you gotta be the leader, you gotta be the dominant guy, and you just gotta...
Bro, we're cooked.
Society's cooked.
Yeah, facts.
Chats. Chats.
Well, I'm sizzling.
I'm lesbian now.
Not me.
Not me.
Guys, use this.
Guys, use this as a...
A step in stone for you guys to understand.
I don't really do the show for women.
I do the show for men so they understand.
This is an offense to you guys because a lot of women think the way y'all do.
There's a reason why I was able to anticipate everything you were going to say and walk you guys into traps.
Because a lot of women say the same shit over and over again.
This is why I tell dudes, yo, you got to be the boss.
Don't be a loser.
Make money.
Acquire status.
Because if you don't, you're going to have some 19-year-old boss in your house and you got to make a million dollars a month.
So, bro, it's like...
Okay, bye.
You know what I mean?
This is for y'all to learn, bro.
Otherwise, you're gonna be cooked, man.
Hey, it's fine, man.
Bills? Alright, W. Bills?
Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, I hope there's a wake-up call for you guys.
Not you guys, I mean the chat.
You guys are just going to keep living your lives, so that's fine.
Listen, Melissa, forgive for this question I'm about to ask the Jamaican in the middle.
YoBrowning.com Do you want me to say it for you?
Here to me?
It says Yo Browning Come here to me I know where Where you come from You sound like You want me Breeding out No worries babes I'll do it But before I do Do you know how to Tie goats or skin fouts
I don't know what that means, but okay.
He's flirting with her.
I don't know what that was.
All I heard was a bunch of...
I hate that for y'all.
We need more appearances from the...
What? Especially get his...
The hat and glasses.
Who's he talking about?
The hat and glasses from your debrief.
Oh, okay.
On After Hours and on the debrief too, also, shout out to Fresh.
Guy's hilarious, by the way.
I sent a super chat like this during the last After Hours and it didn't get read.
Not sure if it did not send the right way or if I didn't get read intentionally.
W Frank, W Fresh.
I don't know, bro.
I don't scan the chats.
This is Zero Chrisma on this panel.
These bitches are dumb as fuck and can barely articulate.
And you're online watching us.
And then you're online watching us.
That's a $20 tip!
That's a $20 tip!
Thank you for the $20.
All right.
And you're watching another man chat.
Get him, Jaja.
Butty boy.
Butty boy.
Women over one week commit elder and child abuse.
Real empathetic.
This is true.
They don't want to take care of them.
Pearl talked about it.
Dr. Nassad said, Myron, free pal sign.
I just bought four properties.
If I form an LLC and place it in a trust before I marry, is that enough protection?
Any other ways to protect it besides a prenup?
Yeah, prenup and then trust, of course.
But definitely talk with a financial advisor or someone that does trust in your state, bro, so you get the best advice.
Or your country, because I don't know where you live.
What else do we got here?
Because a lot of y'all are in Europe and Canada and all these places.
Big things at Guam.
It's been a while since Chris' special guest tonight, I suppose.
Shout out to my girls in the studio.
This is going to be entertaining tonight.
This is...
What? Damn, honey.
Okay. Alright, with his negro.
Oh, you meant Chris.
Okay. Fat Axl Rose says, ladies, have you ever known a girl who had a train ran on her consensually?
Yeah. Yeah.
I was in middle school, too.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was in high school.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, that's enough.
That's enough.
Wait, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I didn't subscribe to see it.
No, no, no.
What? No.
Still subscribe for me too.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a make a prayer specifically just for you.
Jesus can't save her, bro.
I'm not gonna lie because Jesus can't save her.
I don't think she's that sexy.
We're gonna have to hold hands, y'all.
Here's the thing, bro.
This is very common.
OnlyFans girls, they sensationalize and use like strange marketing tactics like this of look at me, I'm a whore to run up their OnlyFans.
I don't think she has a hundred bodies, but she's definitely, like, been around.
But I don't think she has a hundred bodies.
This is, like, what OnlyFans girls do.
Oh, I'm gonna fuck a thousand dudes in a day.
I'm gonna fuck a hundred guys in a day.
It's like the new grift.
It's like to lie about your promiscuity as an OnlyFans girl.
That one lady actually did it, though.
Who? Bella.
Yeah! She had dudes lined up.
No, I'm not saying it's not true sometimes, but, like, what they'll do is they'll, like, sensationalize certain shit.
I'm still going to make a prayer just for you.
I think Paris chose that it's a bit for you.
Yeah, I don't think it's over 100.
I mean, she got a lot of bodies, but I don't think it's over 100.
Every single video is on the OF.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Go see it.
Paris, I'm going to go count this.
You're paying.
Go see mine, too.
That's the advertisement.
That's the advertisement.
I made a tweet about this.
No offense to you, but this is OnlyFansGirls in general.
I've always said that they're talentless thoughts.
How? How?
Well, they rely on deceptive marketing practices to sell their product.
For example, Bonnie Blue, I'm having sex with a thousand dudes.
Whatever. I forget the other girl's name.
The other British girl.
I'm having sex with a hundred dudes in a day.
the other girl Sophie Rain lied about how much money she made on OnlyFans to like generate a whole bunch of like attention another girl lied and said oh yeah I'm gonna take this money and donate I think Bonnie Blue lied about it like Ruby Rose lied and said some dude spent a cent for a million dollars that wasn't true so like
OnlyFans girls always lie for their marketing to like run shit up sometimes it's true
And we always run it up, so it works.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Every business has marketing tactics, so...
They have to employ these marketing tactics because you guys aren't really talented, is my point.
If you were talented, you would be able to cultivate an audience naturally and you wouldn't need to rely on deceptive marketing practices to continue to maintain subscriptions.
The thing is with OnlyFans girls, it's very difficult for you to maintain people month to month, so you guys have to do stuff like that to maintain subscriptions because the attrition rate is so high with OnlyFans girls.
And this isn't just you.
The entire industry is the problem.
Even the top performing girls.
I know this because I know a couple guys that run OnlyFans agencies and shit.
And their biggest problem is retention.
Bro, you deal with them, actually.
So these guys are one of the only fans agencies.
The number one problem is getting people to subscribe and stay subscribed month to month.
So girls have to employ ridiculous strategies like this to maintain relevance to get new subscribers.
Y'all can't hold people long term, so you might as well just get new people over and over and over.
It's a revolving door.
That's how OnlyFans works.
Nope. I mean, this is how the OnlyFans world works.
It is what it is.
The problem is this.
It's a saturated market.
Every girl's on there showing her pussy.
So it's like, guys want Not if you do new tricks every day.
You're true.
It's the biggest problem with OnlyFans.
It's literally like the one...
Like... Niche.
Well, not niche, but I was gonna say it's the...
It's the biggest issue for content creators from OnlyFans is maintaining subscriptions long-term.
How do you feel about guys...
Unless... What?
How do you feel about guys doing OnlyFans?
Guys? Nine out of ten times as gay dudes.
You think so?
No. Yeah.
What if they're just doing straight...
No, this is a fact.
Most... Guys that are OnlyFans, that are making money on OnlyFans, most of their subscription base is gay.
Yeah. Look, they're even telling you.
Yeah. Because you have to interact with your audience.
Because women don't, it's simply put, women don't pay for pornography.
Only men are stupid enough to do that.
Yeah. Women don't even pay for sex.
They're not going to pay to watch someone else do it.
Like, that's ridiculous.
So they're not going to do it.
But that's what it is.
OnlyFans girls are always constantly marketing on Twitter trying to run schemes and all blah blah blah because they have to rely upon new subscribers to keep making the same money.
They can't keep people long term because everyone's offering pussy on OnlyFans.
The only girls I've seen actually maintain somewhat of an audience is girls that have a big social media following that do other shit besides show their pussy.
That makes sense.
That's the point of doing it.
Is that we have OnlyFans, but we also do social media.
No, no, I mean like real social media.
We do real social media.
I hate to even use that as an example, but someone like Amaranth, right?
She built an audience first, then she got on OnlyFans.
That's why she makes so much money.
People are more likely to stick with her because she built up an audience first with video games and kind of grifting.
Then she did the OnlyFans.
So people like, know, and trust her.
And I hate to use her as an example, but it's the truth, though.
She built up an audience first, then she got an OnlyFans, versus girls getting an OnlyFans and trying to build up an audience while they're on OnlyFans.
No, I started with social media before doing OnlyFans.
Key word, building an audience, not just starting an OnlyFans.
Everyone skips over the building an audience part.
Building an audience is really hard.
I dropped my OnlyFans at 50k.
What? 50k Instagram followers.
That's when I dropped my OnlyFans.
That's not a real audience.
Yeah, but it's something.
50k on IG is literally...
That's not a real audience at all.
Instagram is all cap.
It's the most cap app.
TikTok too.
It's not real.
Because you guys clearly don't know how to build an audience.
You build an audience through long form content and getting people to really fuck with your shit and trust and like you over long term.
This is why OnlyFans girls fail.
They fail because y'all just rely on short-form content that sexualizes yourself.
No one gets to see what's up here.
When they don't see what's up here, every other bitch can replace you.
This is why, like, Amaranth, we can use her as an example, because she's one of the few that actually successfully did this.
Even though I disagree with her viewpoints, she built an audience first on Twitch.
Built an audience on YouTube.
Simps. Simps.
She built an army of fucking simps.
Then she made her OnlyFans.
Versus girls making OnlyFans and trying to build up an audience while they have an OnlyFans.
That's not going to work.
Because that's what every other girl does.
Like if Pokimane was to do an OnlyFans, she would make millions upon millions.
Because she built up an audience first.
That's the key.
But the problem is that OnlyFans girls make the OnlyFans and then try to build up an audience as their OnlyFans.
And that's not the way it goes.
So... Alright.
Anyway. Anything else?
Okie dokie.
No. Yeah.
50k on IG for a girl is nothing, though.
That's like a dude that has 500 followers.
Like... Because it's easy to get followers as a girl.
Like, you get on the Discover page, niggas want to whack off, like, it's easy to get followers on IG as a girl.
Oh yeah, girls, yeah.
Since you're here, like, tagging.
Yeah, amazing.
I've seen girls, they got a million followers on Instagram.
99% of their follower base is men.
But they still can't sell shit.
You know what I mean?
It's a useless audience.
So, anyway.
Alright, Bill's chats and last thoughts and the show.
Yeah, close it out.
Why can't Chris limit himself to three to four drinks?
You drunk as fuck.
I mean, nigga, I'm like, hey, action mom, nigga.
Alright. What else we got?
One more?
Alright, what's the last one?
Alright, what's the last one?
You want Chris to do it this time?
Yeah, Chris, read this ad, bro.
This is gonna be funny.
Oh, no, no, no.
I gotta do it?
It has to be either you or Chris.
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But we're on YouTube, so I won't say who's behind it.
But we all know who's behind it.
Thank you, Myron.
We're comedians.
But yeah, what else we got?
You know what?
Cool. Close out.
Last thoughts.
Girls, I have one final question.
Yes. Ready?
Yes. Name three countries.
And you can't name the US, Mexico, or Canada.
Or where you're from.
And you can't repeat the same countries from the girls who said that earlier.
And no helping.
We'll start right here.
Three countries.
China, Tasmania, and Zimbabwe.
Okay. You said Tasmania?
Tasmania. How do you say it?
Yeah, Tasmania.
I think she meant Tanzania.
Yeah, I meant Tanzania.
We'll give it to you.
She's talking about fucking Looney Tunes, bro.
That's a lady and devil.
We'll give it to you.
Okay, what about you?
Three countries.
Three countries.
Antarctica. Okay.
Yep. Two more.
Yes, yes.
Jamaica. Alright.
Can't use Jamaica because someone mentioned it earlier.
Bumbucka! Haiti.
Okay. Haiti can't work either because that's her boyfriend who's illegally here.
Oh, don't do that.
Chill. Two more.
You got it.
Washington. Wait, number one, number nine, number one, number one.
Two more.
No, it's...
Two more, you got it.
New Zealand.
Okay. Thailand.
Alright. Did I do it?
What? Can you imagine?
She wants $20 million a year, but she can't name three countries?
That's crazy.
And still tell them what to do.
And still tell them what to do.
You're having your way, Paris.
You're having your way.
Antarctica is not a country.
Why don't you guys all look at me like I did it good then?
You're like, yeah.
Yeah, girl!
She raised her eyebrows and I was like, that's a continent.
What about you?
Three countries.
What's she looking at?
She's looking at the lights.
It's California's country.
Okay. No.
No. Alright, two more.
Go ahead.
California. Is UK?
UK? No.
Okay. Sure.
One more.
I don't know.
Amanda. Yo, have you taken SCTs yet?
No. Girl.
You put me on the spot, okay?
Like, I don't remember.
Okay, so one more.
I don't know.
Europe, Spain.
Alright, perfect, perfect.
Normally, I wouldn't roast someone so hard, but you're literally in high school, you walk in and there's a fucking globe.
Like... What the fuck?
Every classroom you walk into has a globe.
How do you not have three countries?
You're in high school.
You literally take geography class right now.
They took away the globes already.
Get out of here, man.
They took away the globes?
You still see a world.
Why do you know that?
No, they don't even have that map anymore.
I mean, there's screens that's flat.
You know, like...
But there's still maps in every classroom.
Yeah. There's still maps.
I know, but kids...
She walks in the classrooms every day.
She's probably not paying attention.
Kids have TikTok brains.
She probably didn't pay attention in the classroom.
It's probably there.
Like, she just don't want to see it.
They, like, see some shit and, like, all right, cool.
Dude, this generation is cooked, man.
I know.
Like... Because I'm thinking back, like, when I'm in high school.
Bro, if I went back in time when I was in high school, if somebody asked me to name three countries, I'd be like, sure.
Right off rip.
But, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
Nigga, remember when you used to walk in, you'd see the globe, and you could, like, feel the continent?
Yeah! Yeah, it would spin, and it had, like, depth and shit?
Yeah! Like, I remember, they would spin the globe, they'd be like, alright, point to Iraq, and you'd have to point it out.
No, like, nigga, Iraq?
I was in middle school, and none of it happened.
Something about me 9 /11.
Yes, he said 9 /11 Like that happened, but yeah mine you're all right, though, bro It's like yo that shit was fucking the globe There's still maps man,
which is kind of crazy.
Yeah name three countries.
That's fine, but what you get a geography class Uh, C+.
Geography class.
Why? She don't even know what geography is?
We're past math.
We're past that.
But I think I got like, I don't know.
Alright, what's your GPA?
I have a 3.8.
Nah, get the fuck out of here.
I believe it because here's the thing.
That's why I've always said the traditional school system.
That's not the curriculum.
Modern education is geared towards women.
I have straight A's.
What the hell that mean?
I don't know.
I can have 12 times.
The formal education system we have now with school, like going to middle school, high school, college, etc.
It's literally created to not necessarily be intelligent, rather to follow commands and be obedient.
Yeah, they said it's built like a prison.
It teaches you how to be a better slave and women are naturally more compliant.
This is why little boys like...
We learn a lot of times through action.
So this is why they started giving kids Ritalin and ADHD medication, all this shit, to like kind of take their creativity away and their energy away.
But girls do better because girls are able to sit there with their hands folded and follow rules and regulations because women are natural followers.
But it's interesting because like, look, she has a 3.8, but she can't name three countries.
That's wild.
Her? Yeah.
Yeah. But this is what I mean when I say education system is cooked.
The curriculum changed.
Bro, I believe it because, yo, grades?
Grades has nothing to do with intelligence, bro.
Grades has nothing to do with intelligence.
His finger is so disrespectful to me.
He's like, what, her?
You let him talk to you like that?
Did you accept any school?
3.8, you're going to go to college, right?
Yeah. Alright, what schools have you been accepted to?
I've been accepted to MDC, but that's like really basic, so.
Miami Dade Community.
Do you not apply to any other schools?
No. No, I haven't done it yet.
You don't want to leave Miami?
You don't want to leave Miami?
But I, I don't.
There's UM here.
I don't.
Yeah, UM is really good.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's just too expensive.
Like, I don't.
I mean, like.
If I get a scholarship.
Yeah. I don't know.
I'm still in the process of all that right now.
That's why I've always said education is, like, when people say I'm educated, it doesn't mean shit.
And this is coming from someone.
I got a degree.
I went to a prestigious school.
But it's still fucking...
Education's a scam.
Go Huskies.
I went to Northeastern.
Go Huskies.
And Boston.
But I'm not saying that to flex.
I'm saying to let you guys know the education system is a scam.
It's a big scam.
It doesn't matter.
You go to Harvard, Yale.
You're going there to get connections.
That's what it's for.
It doesn't mean you're actually smart, but whatever.
What about you?
Final thoughts?
Oh, I thought we were doing countries.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry. Yeah, yeah.
My bad.
Yeah, name three countries.
Bahamas, Belize, and Trinidad.
Alright, that was easy for her.
Yeah, guys.
Alright, what about you?
Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt.
Habibi! What about you?
Allahu Akbar!
Asia, Europe, Germany.
Facts. Oh, God, bro.
Oh, God.
Well, at least you named Germany, but damn.
Oh, my God, Mark.
Yeah, you named two continents.
What's your GPA?
I haven't checked the recent one.
Last time I checked, it was like a 1.3.
3.0.
You got a 3.0?
Yeah, 3.0.
Are you going to go to college, too?
Mm-hmm.
Where are you going to go?
Probably FIU.
It is good.
Her face, it's very honest.
Like, damn, the first time I'm here dealing with these girls.
What the fuck?
Nah, but it's fine.
What'd you score in geography class?
Yes. I don't even remember.
I think it's just a grade.
I think it's a grade.
Did you even take a geography class?
I don't think so.
Yeah. Do you not have maps in your classrooms when you walk in?
We have the same economics class.
I don't think we do.
We don't have any maps.
But y'all went to other classes besides economics.
Oh, y'all go to the same school?
Yes! That makes sense!
That makes sense!
Like, you obviously switch classrooms.
Like, every classroom has a map.
But the only class I would have is economics class.
Economics? What's the acceptance rate at FIU?
It's gotta be like 70%.
Yeah. Can you double check for me, Mo?
They took me, though.
Alright, what about you?
Three countries.
Switzerland, Iceland, Greenland.
Alright. I didn't expect that one.
She had all the time to think, though.
Come on, man.
I can name 12. 59%?
Yeah. Three more.
Italy, France, I think somebody said...
Mamma mia!
I said Italy.
Forget about it!
Um, I guess...
France? Why are you trying to tell me?
Okay? Oh damn, I can't say Jamaica.
Um... Nigeria.
Nigeria! There's so many countries that we can hear.
We forgot Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands.
It's not a country.
It's not a country?
It's a United States territory.
France? Yeah, it's still a country.
It's a territory.
Okay, well, there's North Korea, South Korea, there's Japan.
It's not a country either?
It's like a territory.
I thought it was a country.
We know all that.
St. Croix is a Caribbean country.
You're American territory.
If you're St. Croix, you're American.
So I don't know about all of that.
A couple of girls, I gotta ask this before we close out.
A couple of girls here are gonna go to the club to meet 6ix9ine.
Who's going?
I'm going to fuck home.
Hell yeah, raise your hands for me.
You know what's funny?
Where am I going to?
No, no, no.
I'm kind of tired.
Are you serious?
I was like, let me guess, who's going.
Yo, Paris put her hand way up in the air too, bruh.
I said, we're going now.
I'm tired.
Oh, I got you.
Stupid. If he made the move, would you smash?
He already did, the fuck.
Oh, 6'9".
He's not even cute.
He is not cute.
No, he is not.
We saw him.
He was...
He was my wallpaper when I was in middle school.
I know, she showed me.
But I don't think he's cute at all.
He look like he sweat a lot.
Guys, that's scary.
Like, he look wet all the time.
He seems cool, like...
No, he's fine.
I didn't think she was gonna give that answer.
I didn't think she was gonna put the business out there like that.
Oh shit, my bad.
No, no, no.
Nah, I don't care.
But I don't know, given...
She's probably lying.
Yeah, I...
I fuck 6ix9ine!
Subscribe to see me in 6ix9ine's next tape.
So she's lying.
No, but like...
Paris Livvy, L-I-V-V-Y.
Yo, but, like, like, I've seen him, like, like, outside, and it's cool, man.
Yeah, he seems cool, but...
He's very loving, family-wise, but, like, these girls out here, I fuck them because, like, you want a guy like him to actually, like, let you, you know what I'm saying?
But, like, he can't, like, you guys, well, you girls can't net a guy like him.
Met? I don't want'cause it's not.
Nets. Like, marry.
I don't want to.
He wears wigs, kid.
No man who has a better install than me can marry me.
Wait, did somebody else say they fucked him?
Did somebody else say that?
Just you?
Oh, okay.
I thought I heard someone else say me too.
I was like, wait, what?
Okay. Bro, listen, like, these girls can't, like...
What? I'm kidding, I did, I did.
And Quavo.
Watch the video.
Now I really don't believe you.
Those things will not fuck you on OnlyFans, bro.
On his birthday, watch.
Let's say they dismatch.
They would not allow you to put them on OnlyFans.
They would not fuck you on OnlyFans.
I could give you a sneak peek right now, right here.
no I don't want to no too bad Meron said want to sleep good at night no what I'm saying
What is it?
It just came in.
What is it?
Once a girl turns 18 and starts doing OnlyFans like Sweetheart, where...
Were those your only plans?
Okay. Well, no, she came from a rich family, which makes it even stranger.
Surprisingly, these girls can't make a plate of food from scratch, but she can start a successful OnlyFans just like that.
If she takes off her clothes to pay her bills, just know her cooter is getting multiple fills, like getting passed around.
That is so false.
Like the Boston Celtics doing basketball drills.
That is so false.
It was a poem.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. Anyway.
Guys, hope you guys enjoyed the show.
I'm going to be back on the debrief tomorrow.
I'm going to be talking about Trump's tariffs.
He backed out from China.
So we're going to talk about economics, geopolitics tomorrow.
5pm. Higher IQ conversation.
Hopefully I won't lose any hair follicles during that one.
And I think we got a Zoom call as well after.
So, 5pm guys, debrief.
Hope to see you guys there.
We'll catch you guys back.
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