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March 11, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

03:02:26

How Long Would You Stay AFTER He Cheats? w/ Adin Ross & SNEAKO

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	Thank you.
	Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, man.
	We're here with Sneeko and some lovely ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	it let's go nobody cares bro
	get out - Oh, f*** out.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	I know the night is not so sweet.
	Let's see.
	I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
	This night I'm not.
	Even I will never tell a story.
	If you can't believe it, I will never tell a story.
	And we're back.
	We're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Air Podcast, man.
	After ours edition, we're joined with Sneeko and some lovely ladies.
	Yes.
	Quick announcement when we get to the show.
	We did an amazing Monday just now about credit, getting cards for yourself, and as well, building a good credit score for the future.
	Yep.
	And we're live on all the platforms.
	We're live on Rumble, YouTube, Party.
	OnlyFans.
	Not that.
	Not that.
	But yeah.
	So, yeah, just like the video on your way in and go ahead, Chris.
	We got the Annie Chris had, you know, debuted.
	He also had to drink the Henny for the first time in a long time, so shout out to you guys.
	So we'll see what happens tonight.
	No, the guards are mad because they can't drink.
	Anyways, shout out to the chat.
	Shout out to you, Ninjas.
	Shout out to you too.
	And Petty.
	Petty Chris next.
	Shout out to our special guest, Nico, man.
	Let's make it happen.
	What's going on?
	We got rumble, man!
	Yeah, we got rumble.
	We can see what we want.
	Yeah, we can literally say faggots.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	That's the only good thing.
	So, welcome to the stream, niggas.
	But anyway.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, no.
	We're comedians.
	We're comedians.
	Anyway.
	It's a comedy skit.
	Yeah, I forgot.
	That's the good thing about Romo.
	We can do all that shit now.
	Okay.
	Anything that we got to say?
	I mean, we didn't need clips, though.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know?
	Yeah, let's just start the show, man.
	Intros.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name.
	Or no chats.
	Chats first.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have chats waiting.
	Alright, let's rechats first and then we might have another special guest.
	We'll see what happens.
	What do we got here?
	And then Sneakoff, you got...
	You got some questions, right?
	Okay.
	- He messes up.
	- You guys are gonna do that. - Don't be messing with my friends.
	I don't care.
	What are you talking about?
	You're still pretty.
	It don't matter.
	First updates.
	That's not me.
	Well, I'll give you something that's really good for you, right?
	They didn't even win.
	Rihanna has 42. Oh, yes, they did.
	She's Rihanna.
	The baddest.
	There you go.
	I'm not mad at my friend.
	It's the camera angle.
	It's not that big in person.
	It was.
	Exactly.
	The life of an OnlyFans girl.
	Okay.
	Oh, my God.
	Is it a dog?
	What's a dog?
	What's a bummer?
	What the?
	Bumbot.
	Bumbot.
	Google Man says, uh, wow, great job with the ladies, Chris.
	Black and white diamonds on the panel tonight, except for the porn star.
	You're not a diamond, you're dirt.
	Anyways, when are you going to show Myron the Caribbean?
	I think Myron Conference of the islands are very shallow.
	I mean, the Caribbean is so beautiful.
	Yeah, it's paradise.
	See, you've never been there, so you don't understand, but it's paradise.
	Yeah, I don't want to be around a bunch of island monkeys.
	We're comedians.
	This is a comedy skit, by the way.
	This is a comedy skit.
	Actually, I've been using it for a while.
	These niggas have been reluctant to give it to me, though.
	Remember this, fellas.
	All girls are bi.
	You just need to find out if she's bipolar, bilingual, bisexual, or just a bitch.
	I appreciate that, General Zog.
	Ladies, who's more attractive?
	Watermelon or Ching Chong?
	Why?
	Ching Chong?
	Oh, that's the old crib.
	See, ladies?
	That chick gained so much weight, man.
	Yeah.
	I was going to say, who is that chick?
	Eden.
	She's a chick she was on the show before.
	That was a good stream, Snego.
	Good times.
	When you were cool.
	You just make it awkward, fresh.
	I know.
	Fresh updates.
	Ladies.
	What are your honest thoughts on the love speech community?
	I don't eat cats.
	On the what?
	I don't eat cats.
	I guess they know what that is.
	All right.
	Fantastic.
	Ladies, link for girth.
	Everybody knows the answer to that.
	That's love speech right there.
	If you guys are wondering this, there they are.
	All right.
	Okay.
	From Edge Drips.
	I appreciate that, Drips.
	That was it.
	Alright, cool.
	Um...
	Snega, do you want to get with the first question, or do you want to, um...
	Do intros.
	Intros.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do intros first.
	I want to hear about it.
	I want to see everybody here.
	I was telling them earlier before the show, nobody here smells bad.
	Usually there's one where, like, I see you need to take them to the back room.
	No, I swear to God.
	The pits are stinking.
	There's an onion smell.
	To be fair, I had no idea you was coming.
	No, there's a good panel.
	I put one, two plants.
	Yeah, bro.
	He is right, though.
	There's plants in here?
	No, normally I do, but I don't know.
	Chris has staked me so many times with panels, like, ex-girlfriends are here, random chicks are just stalkers.
	I'll be sitting next to a stalker for like three hours.
	And I don't recognize them because they have makeup all over.
	I'm like, that's you?
	Right next to me.
	This is very good.
	That is content, man.
	Yeah, look at them farming me.
	There's no plan B or Hennessy smell.
	Very happy.
	So let's do the intro for now.
	I want to hear where everybody's from.
	So ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome back to the show.
	Wait, what were all the questions?
	Name, age, what we do for a living.
	My name is Mariah, I'm 19, and I model.
	I don't really do.
	I just model.
	She belongs to the streets!
	Where are you from?
	I'm from D.C. D.C. Dating status?
	Taken.
	You hesitated for a second.
	You were the man last time?
	Huh?
	No, you were single last time.
	Of course.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Hold on, hold on.
	You just said I wouldn't be on the show if I was in a relationship.
	Oh, shit!
	You just said you're on the show if I was in a relationship.
	What?
	That don't got nothing to do with me.
	You said that I wouldn't be on the show if I was in a relationship.
	You're on the show in a relationship.
	Hypocrisy.
	What'd that got to do with me, though?
	It's just, that's hypocrisy.
	Yeah, it is.
	Well, call me a hypocrite.
	If you're fine with being that, that's okay.
	I'm just curious.
	How'd you guys meet?
	Because you were single last time, so...
	We met through other people.
	But we just, just, just started dating.
	Okay.
	Black or white?
	What do you mean?
	Is he black or white?
	Of course he's black.
	What do I look like?
	You look like you're both.
	You look black and white.
	I am.
	So then why is it so weird to date a white guy?
	Who's really doing that out here?
	Who's dating a white guy?
	Probably like 70% of women in America?
	I can't.
	What's wrong with white guys?
	It ain't nothing wrong with them.
	I just don't like...
	They just don't attract me, that's all.
	Okay.
	How dare you!
	What can I ask?
	What's unattractive about white guys?
	He's hurt.
	It's just the way they smell.
	What do they smell like?
	Like white people.
	Some of them be handsome.
	Some of them be handsome, but I feel like all of them look the same, kind of.
	So who's your white parent?
	Your mom or your dad?
	My mom.
	Does she smell like them and look like them, too?
	Of course not.
	So what are you talking about?
	They have a smell, I swear.
	Some people don't.
	Some people do.
	Everybody's different.
	So accept your mom.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	She smells like me.
	Your white mom smells black?
	She smells like me.
	Okay.
	Your parents, are you still together?
	No.
	Okay.
	I guess you smelled.
	Bitch.
	Birth control.
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	What's your first name?
	I'm sorry.
	Mariah.
	Mariah.
	And how old are you?
	19. Mariah can't carry.
	And then where are you from originally?
	D.C. D.C. And then, oh yeah, what do you do for?
	A model.
	And then, and the highest education was high school?
	Mm-hmm.
	Alright, cool.
	What about you?
	You missed one question.
	Body count.
	He's messy.
	So messy.
	Four.
	Four?
	Four hundred?
	Bruh, he's messy.
	And then ethnic background is black and white, right?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Wait, hold on, four bodies at 19?
	Why you in my business?
	Why you in my business?
	I mean, you was fucking in high school.
	That's crazy.
	Everybody was.
	Not me.
	Cause your dick dry.
	Never I wouldn't have four if it did sink I mean, it's why you have four in the first place Definitely not Why you trying to clock some?
	Oh my gosh The show ain't even start yet What about you?
	Hey guys, I'm Janitza I'm 19 and I'm a lash tech and I'm a hairstylist.
	Okay, where are you from?
	I'm from Brouwer, bro.
	I'm from Columbia, too.
	Okay.
	Were you on the show before?
	No?
	You look familiar for some reason.
	Yeah, Mr. Eats.
	He going in.
	What?
	Dating status?
	I'm single.
	Single?
	Parents are already together or no?
	No, they're not.
	You said last sec, right?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay.
	And then your parents are no.
	Not together.
	And you said you're Colombian and birth control for you or no?
	Mm-mm.
	All right.
	Body count?
	Five.
	Hundred?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Welcome back!
	Hey!
	You were awesome on the last show.
	Thanks.
	Hey, y'all!
	You're so funny.
	Anyways, my name is Chrysla.
	I'm 20 years old.
	Highest education level is high school, but I'm currently a freshman in college.
	And for work, I'm a hairstylist.
	Love it.
	So, yeah.
	You said 20?
	Yes.
	And you're from where?
	I'm from Florida.
	Miami?
	Not Miami, but West Palm.
	Okay.
	And then...
	For work, you said you're a student, and what was the other one?
	Hairstylist.
	Okay.
	Yo, that was fucked up, man.
	What?
	I heard that shit nigga.
	What?
	We're comedians.
	He's funny.
	What he says.
	This is a comedy skit.
	You didn't hear that monkey?
	He's so weird.
	No, no, it was actually a goose.
	It's a comedy skit, by the way.
	It was a goose.
	Relationship status?
	Oh, single.
	Still?
	Damn.
	I'm not looking.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	And then birth control for you?
	No.
	Body count?
	Two.
	A hundred.
	Alright, yo.
	Cute animals donated five subs on Rumble.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Shout out to you, man.
	Cute animals.
	Oh, shit.
	We gotta figure out where we're gonna do that.
	Subathon.
	Yeah, we will soon.
	We still hold these digs in subathon.
	We will do it very soon.
	We're just getting the clabs out the way, chat.
	Yes.
	And then we will.
	Coming very soon.
	And please buy Gorilla Mike.
	Okay, Lala.
	And then, oh, you're Haitian, right?
	You have a big background.
	Is Haitian or...
	No, Jamaican.
	Okay.
	Bumbacar.
	Why, yes.
	Jamaican or black, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What am I saying?
	Okay, my bad.
	Hi, my name is Malia.
	I'm 19 and I'm a student.
	Okay, where are you from originally?
	I'm from the Bahamas.
	What part of the Bahamas?
	I'm from Nassau.
	Nassau?
	Yeah.
	Typical.
	You're a full-time student, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Where do you study?
	Pre-med, biology.
	Wait, nurse?
	Period.
	No, I'm going to med school.
	Medical?
	Yo, Maya, can I pick up this call?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's Aiden.
	Oh, it is?
	Yeah.
	We gave him the link.
	Yo, Aiden, you joining?
	Oh, do I come now?
	Yeah, join up.
	That's what she said.
	I mean, don't come now, but come on the show.
	Pause.
	Pause.
	I mean, multitasking.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Oh, shit, he texted me.
	Oh, yeah, that's my bad.
	He did hit me up.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Did we fix the Twitter problem first?
	Yeah, you did.
	Cool.
	Okay, new title up and shit.
	Okay, real quick.
	Dating status.
	I'm single.
	Still?
	Damn.
	Have you been in a relationship before?
	Yes, I was in a four-year relationship.
	Four years?
	Wait, how old are you?
	What the fuck?
	Since I was 15. How old was he?
	He was 16. Like, we were at the same age.
	So wait, when he was 18 and you were 17, does that make him a pedo?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Technically, he's an adult dating a minor.
	He was only two months older than me.
	Legally, I mean, he's two months, he was a pedophile.
	I mean, legally.
	Age of consent is 16, so.
	This is America.
	Hey, what's up?
	Shalom, my Jewish brother.
	Hey, how are you doing, my Jewish brother?
	How you doing, ladies?
	It's nice to meet all you guys.
	Hi.
	You guys all look fabulous tonight, by the way.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thanks.
	You're very welcome.
	I'm very excited to be doing this.
	Thank you, Fresh and Fit, for doing this.
	And Sneeko.
	Thank you as well, man.
	I'm excited.
	Welcome back, bro.
	You look like you're in a good mood.
	You didn't gamble today, huh?
	Keep smiling, keep smiling.
	I did actually, I made some money.
	Oh, that's why he's happy.
	Yeah, guys, ladies, ladies, I made $200,000 today, so I feel good.
	And we have to announce he's a surprise guest.
	He's going to tip all of us right now.
	I didn't want Nico to ruin the surprise, but one of you ladies tonight, who I think is most deserving, I'm going to blast.
	I got you.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	But you have to sign an NBA.
	It's a little creepy.
	Wait, just to be real, though, last live, Aiden, I said I wouldn't be your baby mama, so, like, don't disqualify me.
	Why did you say that?
	I mean, I had to be real to my answer though.
	It's present, though.
	I have to let you know, though.
	What does most deserving mean?
	She's being honest.
	Yeah, I'm being honest.
	I appreciate it, and I respect the honesty, honestly.
	Thank you.
	Okay, for sure.
	So we're back to you now.
	So you said you're single and then birth control?
	Yes.
	And then parents started together or no?
	They're together.
	Wait, wait, why are you on birth control if you're single?
	I have really bad, like, my uterus is fucked up, so.
	From previous relationships?
	I had like debilitating cramps in high school.
	So the birth control is to like help your period?
	So you don't get your period?
	I do, yeah.
	I'm asking too many questions.
	It's very personal.
	No, you're good.
	He's interested.
	Relax fresh.
	Cool.
	Where were we at with her?
	I'm sorry.
	The last thing I got was med school.
	You're trying to go to med school and then are your parents together?
	My parents are divorced.
	Okay.
	And then birth control for you?
	Yes.
	I feel like I shouldn't have said that.
	I feel like everybody can.
	That's all good.
	Wait, can I have a question?
	Myron, to go around the panel?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So we can ask all these questions.
	Aiden, we're doing intros.
	How about, because there's a challenge, we can ask each girl.
	Yeah, welcome to the stream, Aiden.
	We're happy to have you, bro.
	Myron, thank you, my brother.
	Next one, we'll do this in person.
	I promise.
	No, no worries, man.
	You're in Canada right now, so I appreciate you making the time to come out.
	So I really appreciate making good on it, man.
	Good stuff.
	Thank you so much.
	So I want to add one question.
	So after they answer body count and everything, how about you rate Aiden?
	Oh, we'll be with you on Saturday too, by the way.
	We're going to pull up to your boxing thing.
	Thank you, Mark!
	I told Sneeko, I even invited you personally.
	You're more than welcome to come.
	We're gonna be there, bro, so we'll definitely be there showing some love for your boxing event.
	We gotta get you in there, too, bro.
	Get Abba, and I'll definitely jump in there.
	Sounds good.
	Go ahead, Sneeko.
	How about all of you ladies rate 8 and 1 through 10?
	We could add that question to the intros.
	Let's say 8 through 10?
	1 through 10. You can do 8 through 10 if you really think he's that hot.
	Let's start here, and then we'll catch up around the panel.
	What do you think, Mariah?
	Um, like I said, I don't like white guys like that, but he's not ugly.
	No, no, no, he's not white.
	He's Jewish.
	That's white.
	No, Jewish is not white, separate ethnicity.
	Oh, well, um, he like a good seven or eight on a good day.
	Okay, thank you very much.
	Oh, wait, so, yeah, just to differentiate, guys, I am Italian and I'm Jewish.
	That's my race.
	I'm half Italian.
	Well, I'm more Jewish than Italian, but I'm Italian and I'm Jewish.
	You sound Italian.
	And Jewish, just a little bit.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'm going to give Aiden an 8. Okay.
	Smooth 8?
	W method.
	No, but...
	I'll give you a smooth 7. Well, why though?
	Oh, yeah.
	You know what?
	Tell us why as well.
	Yeah, why, man?
	His personality helps him out a lot.
	Oh, the method.
	Wait, what the?
	Oh, no.
	Sorry, Aiden.
	Nah, I love this!
	Let's elaborate.
	Let's get into it.
	Alright, so eight because of your personality.
	What about you?
	Seven?
	Yeah, I'll give him a seven.
	I feel like he's just a cool guy.
	He's decent, like...
	Wait, what makes you think he's decent off of two sentences?
	I mean, he's not ugly.
	He's attractive.
	But, like, his personality is pretty mellow, too.
	Like, he's cool.
	Have you dated a Jewish guy or half Italian guy before?
	No.
	Okay.
	Savannah said, I made 20K today.
	And the girls like him He's decent, he's a great human, he's charitable He's not like he's cool Like But you know what's funny?
	She's like, I don't date what guys And she's like, it's 8 I have a question to you guys Ladies, so I always wanted this question because listen a lot of you guys well you guys like I don't date white guys Does it hurt to have, like, a big black dick inside of you?
	Because, and here's why I wonder that, right?
	Because, look, obviously my dick is not 12 inches.
	It's, like, above average.
	It's, like, a six, six and a half, maybe seven on a good day.
	But, bro, I feel like...
	On a good day.
	Look, why do you want, like, a 12-inch destroyer?
	Like, it hurts, bro.
	Like, I know it hurts.
	Who has a 12-inch?
	I know it hurts.
	Some people like it, the pain.
	But it's too painful.
	How do you know that?
	Well, hold on.
	We got a Broadway porn star.
	I don't know.
	Hold on.
	We got a Broadway porn star.
	Tell us about dick size, I guess.
	Okay.
	So I had a scene.
	Yeah, I'm a porn star.
	So that's why they're making comments.
	I mean, I added a few since the last show.
	How many bodies did you add since last show?
	I just got a fresh test.
	I want a little ham.
	How many is that?
	Do you count the girls?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	Without the girls, like, four.
	Aiden, since we last went on, she took four dicks.
	Wait, sorry, can you repeat that sneak up?
	No, no, no.
	So, last time we did the show, remember, she was on?
	She's taken four dicks since then.
	Yeah, but half of them because he was black.
	Bro.
	Wait, what?
	I like the, like, 5'6".
	Thank you, chef.
	Like, I like the 5'6".
	Anybody that I've ever shot with, I'm like, if you're black and it's a big thing, I'm like, just choose half.
	Okay, so Aiden wants to know why girls like BBC.
	I have a really crazy friend that does.
	You know what, I think you need to read this book.
	It's called How Strong Are You?
	This is a comedy skit by the way.
	But why is that?
	Why is?
	Girls like GVC. I personally don't.
	All my friends do, though.
	And then whenever we're doing a scene, if it's like a boy-girl-girl scene, I'm just like, you can take it.
	I'll just get the end.
	So you like pussy, too?
	I would say, like, I like the guy more than the girl.
	So how many girls you been with since the show?
	Two.
	She's a nightrider.
	Hold on, we got two at the same time.
	Yeah, she said she fucked black guys.
	Yeah, but like it was never my choice.
	Why didn't I give her the book?
	I didn't just give her the book to give it.
	It was never my choice.
	Yeah, I don't really know.
	If you're like nice, you're gentle.
	You use half, like I'll go with it.
	But otherwise, I'm like 5'6", honestly.
	But what I've been told is like, once you start fucking black guys, the career's on the low end now.
	Oh yeah, for sure.
	I ask my manager all the time.
	I'm like, hey, I don't want to do that.
	And he's just like, he's like, it looks good because you're pale as fuck.
	And I was like, all right.
	He said the contrast looks good.
	What I've been told from porn stars that have been on this show, they say, once you start fucking black guys, it means your career is going down.
	Once you go black, you never go back.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I hear that all the time.
	There's some scary ones that I've gotten with some white guys that are literally, their dick is bigger than a black guy, which is a little scary.
	Stairroids or like no steroids?
	No, they shoot up before a scene.
	They just shoot up before a scene.
	Oh, yeah, you did say that.
	They shoot up their dick before a scene.
	And they put trimix in a needle and they put it in the top vein of a dick.
	So she's talking about shooting up dicks.
	I had a question.
	I had a question.
	Now, ladies, ladies, it's kind of a two-part.
	I want all of you to answer that question about the BBC shit.
	But my next question is, do you guys like a guy that's circumcised or uncircumcised?
	Circumcised.
	We'll start here.
	Guys, Sineko is uncircumcised.
	Just letting all of you know.
	How do you know that?
	How do you know this?
	It's a joke.
	It's a joke.
	I don't know that and he's probably circumcised.
	He's Jewish.
	You're Jewish, brother.
	You're Jewish.
	That's a joke.
	What the fuck?
	Hold on.
	Also, that word is so weird.
	Like, we don't say male and non-male.
	It's just normal.
	Right?
	Being uncircumcised is just how you were created.
	Why is there even that word?
	Not true.
	No, your parents kind of had a choice.
	I got my dick chopped off.
	It's like saying you're non-trans.
	You gotta be uncircumcised.
	Circumcised or uncircumcised for you?
	Circumcised for sure.
	Why?
	I just don't like all that extra skin.
	What about you?
	As long as it's clean, either is fine.
	Okay.
	Yeah, no.
	Circumcised.
	Why?
	I need me a man.
	You a little boy if you got extra skin on your penis.
	Talk to your shit, nigga.
	What about you?
	Definitely circumcised.
	Hold on, we didn't even finish the intros and we had so much dick talk.
	Aiden's been out for five minutes, all we talk about is dick, bro.
	I don't even know your name yet.
	I don't know your name, but I know what you think about dick.
	What about you?
	My ex was uncircumcised.
	No, what's your preference though?
	Yeah, that's really all I've been with.
	She was sucking that anteater D.
	I think she is, nigga.
	Please don't.
	What about you?
	I don't really know.
	I haven't experienced uncircumcised, so I'll say circumcised.
	Oh, shit.
	Why did everybody get so quiet?
	Can we talk about politics or something?
	Guys, I have a better question for all of you guys.
	This is going to make me understand the room.
	I want to know, ladies.
	And be honest, because we all have our own standards.
	How much does a man need to make a year for you guys to be with them?
	I don't care.
	Didn't we ask this last time?
	I don't care.
	As long as you're able to take care of yourself...
	Let's start here.
	Yeah, what's the minimum?
	One at a time, yeah.
	One at a time so people can...
	A better question is minimum.
	What's the minimum amount your husband can make?
	Like the minimum?
	Husband?
	Husband?
	As in we got kids and a family and all this?
	Yes.
	Well, we both gonna be making money, so really like...
	350 a year.
	Keep that number in your mind because I'm gonna say something at the end.
	Go ahead.
	He could probably, I mean, I'm humble as ever.
	He could probably make like 80k a year.
	Okay.
	Me plus him plus a family at least 200k.
	200k minimum.
	Okay.
	Lotto?
	Big mama?
	Probably like, yeah, 300k.
	I'd be like thinking more like monthly, so like 15, 16 thousand dollars a month.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	15, 16k a month.
	Well, hold on.
	That's a lot less than digital.
	Yeah, that's a lot less.
	That's like 180k or something.
	Yeah, 20k is 240. Sorry.
	Well, I just said three because I was like, oh, that sounds good.
	but like 12k a month alright you just changed a lot quickly okay like high 10s she's a student bro as a 1200 yeah high 10s yeah you gotta go back to my class 15 16 okay 15k a month we'll say 15k a month that's fair that's fair alright fine 15k a month what about you I honestly don't care because I know I'll be making money so that's pretty much all that but ideally How much did your man make, ideally?
	100k.
	Yeah, I agree.
	100k.
	Why?
	Because I'm gonna...
	Because the girl before said it and she didn't know.
	Yeah, I don't really know.
	I don't know too much math.
	Math and your numbers?
	Yeah, numbers.
	What about you?
	I think zero is fine because, honestly, I got it.
	It's all good.
	Period.
	He gets the authorized user on the MX. So you would marry a homeless guy?
	So I have, like, three of my employees on, like, my MX right now and one of which I make OF videos with, so, like...
	But that's not a husband, that's a co-worker.
	I don't know.
	I think of them as family.
	I think of them as family.
	I saw you fuck family.
	Did you watch that video?
	You saw the video.
	Wait, what video?
	Big sis not like cosplay?
	No, I did this like, uh, like, what do you call it?
	Sister swap?
	Daddy swap?
	Whatever the fuck it's called.
	Oh my fucking god, bro.
	Yeah, it was good.
	My ears are peeling.
	What about you?
	I'd say like 150,000.
	Okay, that's more.
	Okay, do you know what the average salary for the American male is?
	No.
	It's like $42,000 a year.
	Aiden thought it was $100,000.
	I remember this one.
	Hey, hey, hey, Sneeko, let's not do that.
	I thought it was the LA. People living in LA. Los Angeles, a very expensive county.
	Fair.
	Don't do that.
	Fair.
	Different.
	Yeah, so everyone said well above the average.
	So, all of you are above average women.
	I think so.
	Well, I said 150 because...
	That's three times the average.
	So you're triple the average woman.
	Absolutely.
	I'm saying because my dad, I know how much he makes a year, and that's a little bit more than what he makes.
	That's real.
	So that's why I assessed it like that.
	Because I had a good life, so I'm waiting a little bit more.
	Can I ask a follow-up question?
	Yeah, yeah, please.
	So now we establish every girl here is above average, right?
	I guess.
	In your own standards, what makes you above average?
	period poo we still have what makes it yeah we will I'm asking what aspects like just I do have an experiment we could do for this Go ahead.
	Ladies, I'll put ten fingers up.
	Ten fingers up.
	So kindly.
	Okay.
	Please.
	Now I want you to name one thing about yourself that makes you special or attractive to a man.
	It can be I'm loyal.
	It could be I'm polite.
	It could be I cook.
	I cook clean.
	Now, let's say she says I'm nice.
	If all of you are nice, put one finger down, please.
	Okay?
	So we'll start with you, and then work our way around.
	All right.
	I'm funny.
	Okay.
	Ladies, if you're funny, you have a sense of humor, put a finger down.
	What about you?
	I'm a go-getter.
	I'm a hustler.
	Know that!
	If you're a hustler, take a finger down, ladies.
	What about you?
	We're proving his point, by the way.
	I feel like my morals, my moral sense is great.
	Like, I have good morals.
	Good.
	Good morality.
	Yeah.
	Put a finger down.
	What about you?
	I'm seeking higher education.
	Okay.
	Trying to be educated.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	This is good, man.
	I know my worth.
	Not special.
	Being smart.
	Okay.
	So you're smart?
	You're smart?
	Oh, yeah.
	He's about to cook us, bro.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	You got to have the fingers up so he can see.
	Something that makes you stand out or something that a redeeming quality about you to a man.
	I can show you better than I can tell you.
	Great overall.
	Was that a tweet?
	We didn't hear that.
	Just one thing.
	I look better natural.
	All right.
	You look good naturally.
	Ladies, if you look good naturally, what a finger down.
	Wait, you're just saying you don't have plastic surgery?
	I said I look good natural.
	No, I don't.
	As in lashes.
	As in natural.
	Less makeup, I guess.
	She's naturally beautiful.
	All right, ladies, if you're naturally beautiful, put a finger down.
	What about you?
	I would say I just, I got it.
	I don't have to do anything.
	They can just play follow the leader.
	Financially free?
	Yeah.
	You got money?
	More like I have things handled.
	She has money.
	What about you?
	Last for you?
	I think I'm very caring.
	Alright ladies, if you're caring.
	Okay, who has fingers left?
	Me.
	How many left?
	Five, three, two...
	Yeah, so you guys aren't special.
	You triggered my trap card!
	The one thing that you thought about saying, all of you have, so how do you...
	I think you're above average if you're all the same.
	Well, not all.
	But I mean, we're just a part of the remnant, though.
	Not every woman is like that.
	We're the remnant.
	Luckily, these are specially selected women who are all above average.
	As you guys know, you guys said you're naturally beautiful to have makeup remover here.
	If anyone wants to really put it to the test.
	Keeping it real.
	Oh, really?
	I'll take the lashes, too.
	I do have some maker remover solutions.
	- She never cares. - This is a good segment right here. - You never care.
	- You never care, right?
	- You are you.
	- You are you. - There you go. - Yes, we got maker remover here for the girls.
	I'll take it.
	Aiden, who do you want to take their makeup off?
	Lashes included.
	I'll let you pick, Aiden.
	I'll take it off.
	Lashes got to go.
	Ladies, can I see you raising hands who is down to even do this?
	Only one?
	All these guys are natural beauty queens.
	I want to see it.
	I'll take it off.
	Whoever wants to do it.
	I mean, she black though.
	That don't count, niggas.
	Black don't crack, but...
	Yeah, well, here's the thing.
	The girls that don't want to take it off are the ones you got to be worried about.
	She don't want to take it off.
	I'm beautiful.
	I just don't need...
	To take it off.
	Because he brought it out.
	Well, we can give you the scale.
	What scale?
	The weight scale.
	Or what?
	To see your weight.
	I know.
	The scale is crazy.
	I can tell you my weight.
	What's your weight?
	145 pounds.
	Damn, that's pretty good.
	And I'm an athlete.
	Thank you.
	Basketball.
	Okay.
	What position?
	Shooting guard.
	Okay.
	Oh my gosh.
	I shoot threes.
	Oh shit!
	You wanna do a match?
	What?
	Nothing, sorry.
	A match?
	Do you know how to play?
	How are you black if you don't know basketball?
	A one-on-one match, okay?
	What tennis?
	A duel?
	Sure, we could.
	He made a game.
	No, yeah, I hope so.
	Okay.
	- Should I still get the scale?
	- Do it, do it.
	- Do it, do it. - They don't believe you.
	- I mean, I can't believe her, but yeah.
	- Wait, Aiden, Aiden, quick question.
	Do you think Drewski baby-oiled up with Diddy?
	I saw the reply.
	Here's my thing, right?
	They said it was 2018. I didn't even know who Drewski was in 2018. I don't know if I believe that.
	How would Drewski at 2018 have gone to a Diddy party?
	You know what I mean?
	It doesn't make sense.
	But I mean even strippers who wasn't known was at Diddy parties so like He's innocent, okay, I think so I think he's innocent We false narrative y'all watch that could have been loved by Drewski.
	Yeah Piss on itself like a what okay, let's continue the intros Are we getting questions?
	Yes, it's to you.
	Wait, she's wiping her makeup off.
	Oh, there's a lot on that.
	I just took my makeup off.
	You did?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Really?
	She look the same.
	Yeah, she does look the same.
	Oh, wait, can you show Aiden the napkin?
	There's a lot off that.
	A lot?
	You think that's a lot?
	Yeah.
	Let me see.
	Camera angle first?
	Let me...
	I don't know a lot.
	You caught a body.
	Chris is too drunk to...
	No, no, no, no.
	Hey, listen, man.
	Do a lot.
	Yeah, I will give you guys credit.
	I mean, black girls don't need much makeup.
	They don't, bro.
	Just say how it is.
	Hey, guys, look.
	Usually, like I said, I'll keep it above.
	Y'all are being real with me.
	I'll be here with you.
	You look the same, so that black don't crack.
	You're right, Myron.
	You're right about that.
	It's about the only good thing about black girls.
	But anyway.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait.
	Pause.
	Wait a minute.
	Why are we catching strays?
	Because you are a stray.
	All right, hold on.
	Give me so much jazz here.
	I'm kidding.
	My dad never came back.
	I'm kidding.
	He's never going to get back on social distancing, man.
	Facts, facts, facts.
	Yeah, bro.
	Yo, these are our opinions, not Aiden's, all right?
	Yeah, we're...
	Let him back on.
	We're black.
	Even though he made y'all dig us.
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	Name, age, we do for a living.
	Hey, my name is Brianna.
	I'm 18, and I'm in school to become a radiologist.
	Where are you from?
	Where I'm from, I'm Cuban and Italian.
	Okay.
	But I was born and raised here in Wyoming.
	Mamma mia!
	Oh my gosh.
	Dating status?
	I am single.
	Okay.
	And parents, are they together or no?
	No, they are not together.
	Okay.
	Birth control?
	No, no birth control.
	And body count?
	Body count?
	Well, my body count is actually two, so believe it or not.
	Damn, at 18?
	Damn, at 18, yes.
	Yes, at 18. Okay.
	And you're lying, too.
	Is she telling the truth or no?
	What do you think?
	Come on, man.
	Nah, man.
	What you think she lying on?
	I mean, a lot of girls don't count sucking dick as a body.
	That's a body, bro.
	What?
	Aiden, is that body for real?
	It's a sexual body, guys.
	Yeah, of course it is.
	How much would everybody's body count be plus that?
	This is getting bad now.
	How many stick are you sucking?
	My body count is going to stay the same.
	I'm not just out here giving people a head.
	It's oral sac.
	It's just confusing.
	You don't eat pussy?
	Can you repeat that?
	Can you repeat that?
	So you're gay because you just said you don't eat pussy.
	What the fuck?
	You don't eat pussy?
	Why is it gay to not eat pussy?
	He deflected the question.
	Because, like, if you want to make a girl feel good, then eat her pussy.
	Like, that's the man's job.
	The way you're talking is why I don't eat pussy.
	I can just imagine.
	I don't want to hear that.
	Your moans would sound strange.
	Does Aiden eat?
	But I've only seriously dated a few girls, guys.
	Okay, Aiden, which one did you eat?
	We don't have to, that's too much detail!
	You're fresh, bro!
	I mean, that's his girlfriend, why wouldn't he eat here?
	I believe that oral sex should be a lot for a guy to eat that girl's pussy if they're dating.
	If it's just a random book-up, it's more common for girls.
	Just give more sex than the guy to hook up.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	I don't think I should eat vagina because women are inferior to men.
	Wait, what?
	You don't think men should eat vagina?
	No, because you guys are inferior to us.
	So you're not gonna eat your wife?
	No.
	At all?
	No.
	Also, you fucking bleed out of that.
	That's disgusting.
	Blood and babies come out of there.
	But you pee!
	This is why toys exist.
	It's a bodily fluid.
	How about that?
	Well, your only job really is your sexuality.
	So, you'd be useless if you didn't do that.
	What about kids?
	Yeah, sex is, and that comes from sex.
	Okay, I see your point.
	That's the value that women provide, bro.
	If y'all didn't have vaginas, we want to talk to you guys.
	Facts.
	So y'all talk to boys.
	You just talk to dudes all day?
	So you don't talk to girls?
	If it's not sexual, no.
	Damn, damn.
	You don't got no friends?
	Wait, hold on.
	Do you have female friends?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How many?
	Like three.
	Do you have more female friends or guy friends?
	Guys.
	So you don't even like bitches?
	I wonder what.
	You don't even like girls and you try to be...
	That's another question that these girls gotta answer.
	You guys...
	Hold on ladies, hold on.
	Go ahead.
	Sorry, sorry guys.
	It's a little harder.
	Guys, listen.
	If you're in a relationship, girls, you all do agree that you cannot have a guy friend, right?
	You all agree that, right?
	I agree that you can respect...
	Come on!
	You know you can.
	Ada, I got you right now.
	How many of you guys have guy friends that you guys think are actually your friends?
	Oh my god.
	Why are you laughing when you answer?
	Why is that funny?
	Let me be clear.
	When I say guy friends, like, just platonic friends, you guys wouldn't fuck.
	I only have one friend that's like that, bro.
	A platonic friend that wouldn't have sex with you.
	Only one.
	You have one, two?
	No.
	Three?
	I have real friends.
	Okay.
	This is what we want you to do.
	We want you to call them on air.
	Yes.
	Bring your phone.
	Bring your phone right now.
	Girls are going to violate.
	Right now.
	Right now.
	So ladies, here's the rules.
	Girls in the back.
	Here's the rules, ladies.
	So you're going to call your guy friend and say, listen, I'm a bit tipsy.
	I've been thinking why we never got together.
	And don't laugh.
	Be serious.
	He's going to say, are you serious?
	Be like, yeah, I'm dead ass right now.
	Like, I'm lit.
	But I don't fuck with you.
	And let's see what he says.
	That's a good line.
	So again, just to recap.
	You can call and say, hey, I'm a little bit tipsy.
	I'm just curious why you never got together.
	Who's going to go first?
	Me.
	I want to see you.
	You want to see her?
	Ladies, don't text.
	We're going to sit there.
	We're going to make sure she calls him only.
	No texting.
	We're watching.
	Speak your phone.
	Speak your phone on the mic.
	Don't laugh.
	Keep it real.
	And just be honest.
	Who am I gonna call?
	Press watching you, man.
	You can't text him.
	You gotta call him just right now.
	I'm gonna call my best.
	Alright, everybody else be quiet.
	Wait, hold on.
	Is he gay?
	No.
	Okay, put it right next to the mic.
	Girls don't laugh.
	Everybody be quiet.
	Let me check his low.
	What is location?
	Hey, put it on the mic.
	Don't fuck it up.
	Why is there no location found?
	Because he's cheating on you.
	He's probably cheating on his girlfriend.
	Bless you.
	Try one more time, yeah.
	We usually answer.
	Have her put it right up to the mic because this mic is very sensitive.
	You got to put it right up.
	Sneak on Alhamdulillah.
	And don't show the numbers and everything.
	I said answer please.
	She did.
	Y'all, if you call me back, we're gonna do this because...
	This pussy asshole.
	And his location I found.
	Y'all, he probably doing something asshole.
	He might be watching.
	No, he don't watch no damn fresh and fit.
	Why'd he keep calling?
	Goddamn.
	Why is my best friend answering my phone?
	Why do you think he's never tried to smash?
	Never tried?
	Yeah.
	Because we've known each other since kids.
	Do you find him attractive?
	Hell no.
	Bess!
	What you doing?
	Chilling.
	You chilling?
	Bess, I ain't gonna lie.
	I'm a little drunk right now.
	Why me and you ain't never like...
	I'm trying to see you.
	You chilling, Bess.
	Bess, I'm trying to, yeah.
	Nah, you tripping, tripping.
	I'm tripping?
	I'm serious.
	No, I want to.
	I'm dead ass serious.
	I need your ass.
	How I'm playing?
	What you mean you ain't that dumb?
	Best, I'll show you to look right.
	So you're saying no.
	What?
	I texted you and I said, answer please.
	So answer the question.
	Answer the question.
	Huh?
	It's a yes or no question He going He going He doing it!
	He going!
	He's not your friend He's not your friend He said he would take me right now That's a 10 year friendship That's a 10 year friendship Don't cry back then He would've said no No He's blank He's blank He's fucking his girlfriend right now But he didn't say no!
	He did!
	He literally fucking his girlfriend right now.
	Why did he not say no?
	Because he fucking his girlfriend right now.
	Why did he not say no?
	Because once I've ever fucked...
	Yes, he said I'm fucking some shit right now.
	He not fucking his girlfriend.
	Oh!
	Oh my God.
	Why are you exposing him?
	Give your phone back, man.
	Your friend failed because he would've fucked you, for sure.
	No, he would not have.
	Y'all seen?
	He said no.
	He know I was playing.
	He know me.
	He know I was fucking shit.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Listen for a second.
	If he didn't want to, he would've said no.
	If he wanted to, he wouldn't say yes.
	He said no.
	You're playing right now.
	You said you're serious.
	She called him best, though.
	No, no, no.
	Hold on.
	He paused for so long.
	Listen, listen.
	He said I can't answer that because he wants to.
	Exactly.
	Because the idea is in his head.
	No, because he was with a bitch.
	That's the point.
	Exactly.
	In that moment, he did not care about her.
	He would have left her to come to you.
	Exactly.
	He did not care about her.
	He did not care about her.
	He would have cracked you if you would have said, come right now.
	That is not the truth.
	He would have.
	Let me explain it.
	Listen, listen.
	Go ahead.
	If Aiden and I, because me and Aiden are friends, if we call and have the same conversation and he asked me that, I'm saying no.
	It's no.
	Imagine if I said that.
	Listen, listen for a second.
	Listen for a second.
	Because you don't understand.
	If he said the same thing and I'm like, let me think about it, I can't answer that.
	He didn't say let me think about it.
	Then we're both gay in that situation.
	We're gay.
	Fast.
	That makes you gay.
	If he didn't say no right away, he does be gay.
	What are you talking about?
	Put the scenario, because me and Aiden are friends, right?
	We have the same phone call.
	You're calling us both gay.
	But no, it's between a girl and a boy.
	Between a boy and a boy.
	And that's exactly why you're not friends.
	Exactly.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Who in here thinks that he failed a test?
	Raise your hand.
	He failed, bro.
	He failed, right?
	He failed.
	He was going.
	He was going.
	Somebody that don't want to fuck you.
	Who's next?
	Who's next?
	But my friend, he's a virgin.
	But he's older than me.
	He's like older.
	Oh, we gotta do this one next.
	His dick's so dry.
	Oh my gosh.
	We gotta do him then.
	He's a virgin though.
	I think he will lose his virginity to us.
	Mari, let's see the next girl.
	Next girl.
	Call the boy.
	Let's go.
	We'll do her?
	Okay.
	Her friend that she's going to call is a virgin.
	Let's see what he says.
	And he's older than me.
	How old is he?
	You got to make sure you don't break characters.
	His arm must be real strong.
	I'll do it.
	He must be gay.
	Yeah, he's gay.
	No laughing.
	Tell her exactly what to say.
	So, once again, hey, I'm a little bit lit.
	I've been thinking, why have we never got together?
	He's gonna say, stop kidding around.
	You're not serious.
	No, I'm dead-ass serious.
	Like, for real.
	I've been thinking, I actually like you a lot.
	And then let him talk.
	Silence, though.
	Alright.
	Put on speaker.
	And then bring it up.
	Right there.
	Perfect.
	I hear it.
	Shh, nigga.
	Shh.
	It's already dragging off.
	Yeah.
	Hello?
	Hey, I'm kind of lit right now.
	And I'm kind of horny.
	And I'm just wondering, like, why we never done anything.
	Like, why you never fucked me?
	What are you talking about?
	This is brandish.
	I know.
	Why you never fucked me, though?
	What you mean?
	Even as friends.
	I don't know.
	What's going on?
	I just told you what's going on.
	I'm lit.
	you're not gonna break it for me come on man You think I'm in this spot for everything, huh?
	Yo, you risen.
	For real, like...
	You're not trying to fuck?
	Yo, I can hear them talking.
	Snick up!
	Snick Bro, are you a virgin for real?
	That's real life, yo.
	Deadass.
	Why?
	I'm just curious, why?
	I'm trying to wave for my wife, man.
	That's right.
	That's right, daddy.
	That's what...
	Hold on, bro.
	I know you're on a podcast, right?
	Over a million subs.
	But real quick, would you ever wife up her?
	Would I ever wife what?
	Wife me.
	Would you ever wife me?
	I mean, her and I have had this conversation before, you know?
	What?
	You didn't say that.
	Nah, she didn't.
	Nah.
	Wait!
	Wait, so what's stopping you?
	What's stopping you?
	What's stopping you?
	She's the problem.
	What's stopping me?
	Yeah, from wife and her, yeah.
	She belongs to the streets.
	The real reason, like, the base reason is that she's kind of shorty.
	She's young.
	You know, she's real young, so I feel like even though her and I, like, we on the same wavelength, right?
	Like, we like all the same things.
	She's a great person.
	whoever has it, that's gonna be a lucky dude.
	But at the end of the day, you don't really, it's like false hope type.
	You can't like, I don't know how to explain it.
	Like when somebody 21, 22, you can't really do much.
	Like, you know what I'm saying? - That's true. - But we're with each other We do everything together.
	I have a question for you.
	Why are you her friend?
	Yeah, why?
	I don't get it.
	Why am I her friend?
	Because they can't be together.
	What is it hard to get?
	Okay, what value does she bring to you versus the way you get to her?
	For example, I already know you being her friend has many benefits.
	You got money, you're doing your shit, but what does she bring to you?
	Well, you said her being my friend has what?
	Many benefits.
	Sorry, for her side.
	But on your side, I don't see the benefit.
	I absolutely agree with you.
	What?
	I don't have no benefits.
	No, I think he's saying marriage-wise.
	I don't think what he's saying is that you don't have no benefit.
	I just think that you benefit more by being my friend than I benefit being my friend.
	Well, you're also older than me, so yeah.
	But age don't have nothing to do with beneficial factors because, you know what I mean?
	It's just a lot of things.
	But regardless, I do think that you...
	Are beneficial to be around.
	I mean, just for mere companionship and so on and so forth.
	Yeah, I might not gain a lot of things from you, but as a friend, I think you're a great friend.
	I think you're fun to be around.
	You're a wife placeholder before he gets married.
	Yeah, literally.
	A wife placeholder.
	Oh, that's a good plan.
	Well, if that's the case, I'm a boyfriend placeholder, and that's facts.
	Woo!
	- He's going.
	- He's going.
	- Boyfriend placeholder.
	- Both of y'all going.
	- Brother, thank you, brother.
	- All y'all going.
	- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Brother, I don't know your name, but thank you for the phone call, bro.
	Keeping it real, and that's some real talk, man.
	What's your name?
	My dog.
	Alright, man.
	Peace out.
	Alright.
	There goes two friendships, just like that.
	That's nice, bro.
	What do you think, bro?
	Did he pass or how do you feel?
	I don't think he passed, man.
	I don't think he did.
	He does put you on a pedestal.
	Maybe you should consider getting into a relationship with him.
	On him.
	He's too grown.
	Yeah, he's a guy.
	He's too young.
	But as a girl, and you guys do this, you guys are not straight up sometimes.
	You kind of give him the messages.
	We're grown for that.
	So maybe just tell him straight up, like, let's try to get into a relationship.
	I hear his voice.
	He doesn't think that you're a wife material.
	That's not listening to that.
	Hold on.
	It's because you're age, though.
	It's definitely your age.
	I can understand that.
	You're not a virgin, and he is.
	He wants a virgin wife, too.
	If he waited that long for a release...
	He said, I'm a virgin, I'm waiting for the one.
	The one is not gonna happen for his wife.
	No, I don't think that's true.
	I don't think he cares about that.
	Well, it shouldn't matter because you're just friends anyway, so you shouldn't mind.
	I mean, I don't mind, but I'm just saying.
	Would you date him, though?
	Yeah, I would.
	That's real.
	But you know what's funny?
	He's really good.
	The best person I have in my life, I think.
	Aww.
	How old is he?
	Yeah, he's like in his 30s.
	Where did you meet?
	Where did you guys meet?
	In the gym, because I play basketball.
	I was hooping, and then it gets like real packed, you know, 24-hour fitness, regular stuff.
	And it was real packed in there, and I went to a new gym, and so they weren't trying to let me play because they think I just want to go in there and be with the guys, but I actually hoop for real.
	I went to the new gym.
	He's like, oh, now that you play, like, I know everybody in here.
	I'll get you on the team.
	And show me if you can hoop for real.
	So I was like, bet.
	And then he let me play, and then I was scoring and everything, and then we started talking.
	And then that was, like, a few days before I was going.
	I was in basketball last year.
	Do you think this is a real friendship?
	Yeah.
	Okay, but you would date him.
	But he wouldn't date you.
	No.
	I still think that would be a good friendship.
	So, is friendship only strictly...
	Platonic?
	Yes.
	Think about it.
	Think about this.
	If you're a friend with somebody, right?
	Is he really your friend?
	No.
	So being honest with you, he's stable.
	You're not.
	You want to date him.
	And he knows you fuck other niggas.
	How long y'all been friends for?
	Like two years.
	Wow.
	The follow of the story is like, I was going to Chicago in like four days from there because I got recruited.
	I got recruited to go play in college over there.
	So I went and then, but the four days before that, I met him and he's from Chicago, but he lives in LA. So it was like a whole like, oh shoot, like I'm going there.
	I've never even been there.
	Hold on, but Myron, on the show you say all the time, men and women have different values, structures for like friendships.
	He even admitted that he doesn't get value.
	He even admitted that he gives way more than she does.
	Yeah, he admitted it.
	Did you guys want to finish the intros or no?
	Because we got done with Miss Italy.
	We'll do right here.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, the intros.
	Welcome to the show.
	Name, age, what do you do for a living?
	My name is Melina.
	I'm a student.
	I'm in...
	I'm studying exercise science.
	I'll go through this nicely quick.
	Byron.
	I'm 19. Can we add in a hobby as well?
	I want to know what they like to do as well.
	Okay, we can do that.
	I play flag football.
	Okay.
	Yeah, flag football.
	How old are you real quick, Melina?
	I'm 19. All right, where are you from?
	I'm from Broward, but my parents are Colombian.
	Okay, so you're Colombian.
	Wolf-flag football.
	Manizales.
	What the fuck is that?
	It's cold.
	Since you're 19, highest education is high school.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single.
	Okay.
	Are your parents together?
	No, sir.
	And what do you rate Aiden 1-10?
	Wait, how old are you Aiden?
	24. Oh, okay.
	And how tall are you?
	Like, 5'9"?
	Oh, damn.
	Hey, come on, bro.
	I am 5'9".
	You can look it up.
	It's on Google.
	All right.
	Um, you get an 8. 8. Yeah, 8. So, I have a question.
	Why does height matter?
	Because, like, what if I ask you what's your weight?
	You can ask me.
	I'mma tell you.
	Well, we do have a scale here.
	Okay, we can add a scale.
	How much you weight?
	Wait, so what's a bad weight?
	Hold on.
	You little chunky down below there.
	Do you want me to get up?
	Hold up, hold up.
	Not too much.
	Not entirely too much.
	All right, we have a scale right here.
	Big mama look good.
	We'll get on the scale.
	Big mama.
	All right.
	Ladies, so does height really matter, ladies?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	It's depending on the height of the woman.
	Yes.
	Oh, wow.
	Let me ask you a question.
	125?
	128. 128. I was going to say 125. How tall is she?
	That's muscle.
	That ain't even chunks for real.
	My question is this.
	You guys stay like...
	Height doesn't matter and looks don't matter, but you know looks and height fade in a person, right?
	Like when you're 70, 80, you get shorter, you get wrinklier, you get uglier.
	So that's why I'm trying to understand that.
	But as you get wrinklier and uglier, so are we, so...
	Right?
	That's the whole argument that looks and height don't matter.
	I just don't want to look down at a man.
	No, I didn't say that.
	Bro, fresh, you turn your neck!
	Birth control for you, Miss Columbia?
	No.
	No birth control.
	Chris, your favorite question?
	Body count.
	Four.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Four at 19?
	It ain't damn wrong with that.
	At 19?
	Yes.
	You don't believe me?
	Where's your mom at?
	I don't believe it was four.
	Somebody said where your mom at?
	Where your mom at?
	What about you?
	Welcome back to the show.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Glad to be back.
	Everyone calls me Red.
	Miss Red.
	I'm 25. What's your hobby, by the way?
	Oh, yeah.
	Sucking dick.
	I play fly football.
	Okay.
	What's your hobby?
	I actually used to be an Olympic sailing instructor.
	Wow.
	If you Google my real name, my sailing results.
	What's your real name?
	No.
	You know what's funny?
	No.
	So she really was a seaman.
	Oh!
	That was funny.
	That was funny.
	I'm still using it.
	Get over here.
	I'm coming from a seaman.
	Hey, man.
	Say, man.
	Where are you from originally?
	Fort Lauderdale.
	And for work, you're a porn star?
	Yeah, but I also have Airbnbs all over the place.
	Okay, real estate.
	Booker.
	The best thing is when people message me and they email me off Instagram and they're like, hey, if we book your house, do you come with it?
	No.
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single forever.
	Parents together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	I'm scared to ask this, but body count?
	I mean, I added a few since the last time.
	It's over 9,000!
	No, that would be a lot of work.
	Last time you said it was like 1K. Yeah, I think we're between like $1,000 and $1,500.
	All right, Chad, there we go, man.
	Somewhere around there.
	Excuse me, I have a question to you.
	Yes, go for it.
	So nobody in this room truly knows you, right?
	Except for yourself.
	My question is this, and I see this a lot with OnlyFans, girls, and porn stars as they get older.
	Eventually, you're going to move on.
	You're going to mature more.
	Do you ever fear that one day, like a man, like a real man, when you're wanting to settle down and have a husband, do you ever fear that they're just not going to be able to look past your past?
	So I've been married twice.
	How old are you?
	One of them is on another girl's podcast that went very viral.
	Wow.
	Which is very entertaining.
	I married someone when I was 18 so they would get citizenship.
	And it was probably the best thing I've ever done, actually.
	Yeah, no, I actually looked it up.
	I can legally say it now.
	No, I looked that shit up.
	FBI, open up!
	I know.
	No, but he and I were, like, best friends.
	So he would bring over girls.
	And then depending on what girl he would bring over, I would either pretend to be his wife and be like, you're just leaving me.
	My husband!
	And if he likes a girl, I'd be like, older bro, that's gross.
	It just depends on the day.
	Wow, okay.
	So, you know, you're choosing long-term.
	You don't want to settle down.
	I would say that, realistically, people in my industry, we kind of all...
	Sharing is caring.
	Like, we're kind of all...
	All of us have honestly slept with each other, some more than others.
	A friend of mine the other day was like, hey, do you want my girlfriend for the day?
	I was like, do you even know when they ask me that?
	Like, you know the answer to that.
	Do you want kids?
	Do you want kids or no?
	That's another complicated question that I won't mention on here, but it depends on the situation, honestly.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I can't list it on here either.
	Some of my fans would get mad.
	I mean, please don't.
	No, I won't.
	Don't worry.
	I mean, have kids.
	At least she's honest.
	No, I can't do that one.
	But if they've seen the stepmom videos, they already know.
	Yeah.
	The what?
	Don't do it.
	You can just Google it.
	Oh, stepmom.
	Okay.
	Don't Google it.
	Wait, what's your name?
	What's your name?
	Red Evie.
	Red Evie?
	Red Evie.
	Oh, so they really do quite red.
	They did.
	Are you actually happy?
	Oh my God, beyond happy.
	I wake up every day with a smirk on my face.
	I woke up and there was a shirtless man in my backyard.
	I was like, "I'm gonna have a good day." Sounds like a porn intro.
	No, it really is.
	No, I was on the bang bus, and when I got put off, I was like...
	I was actually wearing the shirt now that I think about it.
	Is that real?
	Oh, hell yeah.
	No, we get in trouble all the time.
	Wait, get in trouble for when?
	Aiden, go ahead.
	Go for it.
	Sorry, ladies.
	I know the virtual stuff.
	It's laggy stuff.
	So, my question to you, you know, whether, let's say you do have kids.
	Do you ever wonder one day, your kid comes home from school, says, Mommy, I watched the video of you getting, you know, fucked.
	And then, like, she shows you the video.
	Do you ever worry about that?
	Because that is something you really have to consider.
	I would say, honestly, from my perspective on life, is, like, I've kind of, I've gotten to the point, probably about a year and a half, two years ago, that, like, I don't have to do it anymore at all.
	Like, my properties make...
	A quarter of a million dollars a year.
	I really don't need to do anything, but I honestly enjoy it.
	It's fun.
	I meet a lot of people.
	I go on a lot of crazy trips.
	Like I have those stories that you see in the porn scenes that happen in real life.
	And I just...
	Why do you think there's so many...
	But the internet is here forever.
	That's the thing, right?
	Oh, for sure.
	No, you're 100% right.
	100%.
	Right.
	So do you ever...
	That question I asked you, like, does that...
	Do you ever worry about that?
	Like, maybe...
	Not really, honestly.
	I don't care.
	Why are there so many depressed female porn stars?
	They do drugs.
	I've been sober my entire life.
	I've never had a single drip of alcohol.
	I've never had soda.
	I've never had an STD. All my public results are on talent testing.
	I've never had an STD and I've had anything.
	Why do you think they all take drugs?
	They're really depressed and they're desperate.
	Why are they depressed?
	A lot of girls are in a situation where they've even had a bad background and they go into porn as an exit.
	I went into it because I was fucking trying to figure out what the hell I should do.
	Do to figure out why I'm kind of a little wild.
	So you think most female porn stars go into it because they're traumatized?
	I don't know a single...
	I only know two porn stars that are in recovery that have the same mindset as I do, and they're both males.
	I don't know a single woman in porn.
	Okay, so you're an outlier.
	Would you recommend females do porn, or do you understand that it's really bad for the mental health?
	No, it's really bad for their mental health, and if they're not strong, they're gonna lose it.
	Like, I had one of my friends OD like a week ago.
	Yes, Emily Willis is in rehab right now.
	Who?
	Emily Willis is in a coma right now.
	I don't know that girl.
	She's a girl.
	She's a porn star, and she's like, she took so many drugs, she's like...
	Now she's borderline crippled.
	Yeah, this one girl called me crying.
	She was like, my boyfriend beat me.
	And I was like, girl, I've told you to stay away from that guy like five times.
	I'm like, he messages me.
	I don't respond.
	So if you know this, do you think it's equally important to tell people how dangerous this is?
	Oh, I do, for sure.
	No, every girl that I've ever spoken to, I had this one girl I did a scene with recently, and she started crying in the back room, and I caught her trying to shoot up in the back room.
	And I was like, oh, hell no!
	So it seems like you're like a nymphomaniac.
	What makes you separate from other girls?
	How does it not fuck up with your head like every other girl?
	I would say for me, it was more like I was doing the normal things right before I was 18, and then when I hit 18, guys were bothering me to a point where I was just like, this has got to be productive, and this has got to be in my favor for some ways.
	So I was doing the things that girls would do with regards to camming and Snapchat premium and all this stuff.
	And then I found the OnlyFans Avenue, and I was like, huh.
	I can just go with this and kind of make it worth it for me.
	And I was already doing those things, and then I was profiting off of those things.
	I would say I bought a property probably about every year and a quarter, year and a half, and then I just kind of build from there.
	Okay, but a good PSA to girls would be like, don't do this.
	No, don't do it.
	Because you might become a heroin addict to cripple.
	No, 100%.
	Oh my gosh.
	It's not a good idea.
	It really is not.
	I don't know a single girl that's okay, that's important.
	Well, thanks for being honest and keeping it real.
	No, for sure, for sure.
	Well, this is why Hitler banned porn, but hey.
	He did?
	You did, yeah.
	That was the first thing you were out of.
	Yeah, I was going to say that's the only good thing you did.
	Yeah, I didn't know that.
	We're comedians.
	No.
	Why do you know so much about Hitler?
	Oh my God.
	This is a comedy skit.
	Hey man, hey mate, you don't want to know.
	This is a comedy skit.
	Well, actually, if you want to hit the reason, because porn is one of the quickest ways to destroy society.
	When people become sexually corrupted, then everything deteriorates.
	I agree.
	I don't watch porn.
	It erodes the fabric of society from inside out, so he wanted to kick it out to you.
	Bruh.
	Some people can't actually have normal sex without watching porn while it's going on.
	That's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	Well, because they're first porn addicts, yeah.
	Like they need to watch porn to- No, like they need to watch it while they're doing it, or they have to- have to shoot up and they've been doing so many scenes.
	Like I know a guy I liked very much and he got to the point where like he couldn't not shoot up to have sex with his girlfriend.
	- What?
	- What does that mean?
	Shoot up.
	- Heroin, heroin.
	- Heroin.
	- No, no, no, no, no. - Aiden, it's lean and a needle.
	No, it's not.
	No, it's Trimix.
	Tell me what it is.
	So, it's Trimix.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	Once you've basically had, like, I have another friend of mine that, like, used to take one Viagra.
	Now it's two.
	Now it's three.
	And then it got to the point where, like, they had to do Trimix every single time.
	So, let me ask you a question.
	Like, at what age do these guys start having sexual disfar- Really, sadly, like, before 20, a lot of them.
	They hit 18. I know a lot of them.
	Like, this one guy I've shot with, like, a couple of times, like, he literally has a girlfriend.
	He can't not shoot up to literally have sex with a girlfriend.
	It's bad.
	Could you tell Aiden in detail what shoot up means?
	So basically it's like a needle as you would if you're on like insulin or something and you have to take the top of your dick and put it like all the way up where your vein bulges out.
	And you stick it in there and it goes and it makes your dick hard.
	But if you don't come within about two hours, like it'll give you the worst stomach ache.
	Sometimes you have to go to the ER if it's like hard for too long because it increases your blood flow to that section of your body.
	Why are these guys that are younger than 19 or 20 to have to shoot up?
	Why are they having to do that?
	Why can't they just normally get hard?
	I don't get it.
	So a lot of pro shoots.
	Some directors are good and they'll make it where the scene itself is only an hour.
	But there's others.
	I was on a scene one time where it was me, another girl and a guy, a big.
	Black guy.
	Very nice guy.
	He could not stay hard.
	We did one scene where we had to do photos.
	We had to do an intro.
	It was like a three-way scene.
	And then we took a break.
	We took a lunch break.
	And then he had to get hard again for another two hours.
	It was me and Callie Rose, one of the most popular porn stars.
	And she and I were just sitting there trying our best.
	And he just couldn't.
	He had to literally go in the shower and ice water himself down and come back three or four times before we finally...
	It was a 10-hour shoot.
	It was the longest shoot I've ever had.
	Like, the whole day.
	He couldn't do it.
	Like, and it wasn't his fault.
	He's a huge porn star.
	Like, I'm not gonna name him.
	So how do you get over the fact, if you know porn is terrible for society, how do you get over the fact that you're contributing to it?
	So, that's a really good question.
	That's a really good question.
	In my mind on a lot of things, honestly, because it's already out there, people are already doing it.
	Like a crack dealer.
	Cracks is gonna be sold regardless.
	It's kind of like, you know, I didn't create the thing.
	It's like, don't blame the player.
	Blame the game.
	You know what I mean?
	That's clever.
	So you don't think that you should be held responsible for your actions?
	I would say, honestly, at this point, any girl that I talk to, I try to make the situation better, but, like, in the end of the day, like, I mean, I would say every couple of months, some girl ODs.
	Some girl is gone.
	She's just gone from porn.
	She either, like, disappears, like, I know a couple of them that...
	I'm trying to think of the words you can't say.
	I know a couple of them that do...
	No, no, you can say whatever you want.
	A couple of guys do escorting and they disappear.
	And they just disappear and they never seem again.
	They're on, you know, sites, whether it's like seeking arrangements or it's like different foreign websites.
	And they're gone.
	Nobody has any idea where they went.
	Epstein's Island.
	What about me, Khalifa, saying that porn is bad and...
	Do not listen to porn and come back to it.
	I've never met that girl, honestly.
	I don't know.
	I don't know, like, the top five of those, you know, rankings.
	I would say probably, like, one of the most famous persons I probably know would be, like, Cali, like, J-Mac, like, people like that.
	But when you get to that next level, like, I've never been to L.A. I don't go to L.A. I don't travel.
	I have a question.
	What?
	That's not really to this topic, though.
	You guys can finish.
	I'm sorry.
	No, no, you're good.
	You're good.
	No, I was going to say, like, once.
	L.A. So...
	My kind of perspective on it, how I went into the whole situation, like, I only get tested every two weeks, and I take two weeks on, two weeks off.
	Like, I'm not doing it.
	I'm not the 18-year-old that's homeless that's doing it for money.
	I'm the one that's doing it because, like, I want entertainment.
	It's fun for me.
	I meet new people.
	I go to events.
	How much money do you make a month?
	I made $650,000 last year.
	I'm on track to do about 1.1 this year.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	That's why, like, I have, like, you know.
	The people on my Amex, they can do their thing.
	Not bad at all.
	Yeah, I'm good.
	Okay, intro for you.
	Name, age, we do for a living.
	My name is Kristen.
	Wait, sorry, you forgot to rate Aiden 1-10.
	Oh, yeah, 1-10.
	Oh, dude, I'd give you a 9.5.
	You gotta leave a little room for encouragement, but...
	I think you're a cutie.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Oh, yeah.
	Stay strong, Aiden.
	Can Aiden smash?
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's go, Aiden!
	Send me a DM, I got you.
	I won't even film it.
	No, Aiden, no.
	Stay strong.
	Stay strong.
	My name is Kristen.
	I also go by Nicole.
	It's my middle name.
	Kristen Nicole.
	I'm 21. I turned 22 this year.
	And I'm in college.
	I'm a student.
	And I play basketball.
	Are you guys all friends?
	No.
	No?
	No, but they're my friends now.
	You guys are great.
	You said you're 21 and you're a college full-time student, right?
	Yes.
	Alright.
	Do you play D1 or what?
	D3. D3? Oh, you're trash.
	No, you're not trash.
	No, the reason I feel like I went D3 is because I'm from a small city in California.
	I'm from California.
	Oh, yeah?
	What part of California are you from?
	Lancaster.
	Okay.
	Really?
	What's your hobby?
	You know where that's at?
	Yeah.
	I used to live in Vallejo.
	What's your hobby, by the way?
	Balls.
	Basketball.
	Besides basketball.
	That's it.
	No, I do YouTube and stuff like that, too.
	Wait, Aiden, are you DMing her right now?
	Aiden, I have my phone on me.
	Give me a second.
	You're going to get hidden in the chat.
	Lock in, bro.
	I was not DMing her.
	I just got an Airbnb down here.
	We can break it in.
	I haven't fucked in it yet.
	It's been three weeks.
	I am 25. I'll be your stepmom.
	She's a MILF. A-O-8 and I bet you won't do it.
	I won't film it if you don't want it.
	I'm gonna stay strong.
	I won't film it if you stay strong, man.
	W. Alright, relationship status for you?
	Single?
	Single, yeah.
	Okay.
	And then are your parents together?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What's your ethnic background?
	Cuban and Mexican.
	Okay.
	Tacos.
	Pro.
	Okay.
	What does she like burritos, though?
	And then birth control for you or no?
	No.
	Okay.
	I like the motto.
	I like to take pictures and shoot.
	I make content for other entrepreneurs.
	I'm a BA. That's your hobby?
	It's a hobby, not a job.
	No, it's not a job because I don't get paid.
	Wait, do I want to say that again?
	It's taking pictures, you said?
	Pro bono.
	Taking pictures?
	Yeah, I'm a BA.
	I promote other entrepreneurs.
	And then what about you?
	What's your hobby?
	Man, I have a couple hobbies.
	I play instruments, specifically the violin.
	I have my podcast.
	And I also do Bible studies on TikTok.
	Really?
	Are you a version?
	No, I'm not a version.
	You're so messy.
	So because I'm not a version, I can do Bible studies.
	I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
	I'm joking.
	That's interesting.
	a black person playing a violin.
	Bro!
	I don't think I'd ever see that.
	Bro!
	Yo, a person!
	Sophisticated nigga!
	Yo, nigga Tovin!
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Shit, man.
	That's crazy!
	Play the violin?
	We're comedians, by the way.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	This is what?
	This is a comedy skit.
	We're comedians.
	That was both!
	And Aiden, you got another question if you want to?
	And then last hobby for you, Ms. Bahamas.
	I enjoy reading.
	I'm currently reading The Art of Seduction, which is like really good.
	Really?
	From Robert Greene?
	Mm-hmm.
	Wow.
	It's a self-help book, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	My favorite book is My Struggle in German.
	Nah, nigga.
	Oh my gosh.
	We're comedians.
	Don't be Jews.
	We're comedians.
	Don't be Jews.
	Fuck mean comments.
	Fuck mean comments.
	It's mine.
	Facts.
	This is a comedy skit.
	No!
	Put it down!
	This is a comedy skit.
	I never rated Aiden.
	I was gonna say that I don't like white guys either.
	I know you said you're Italian.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Body count?
	For me?
	Yeah.
	I'd say like over 30.
	What?
	She's being honest.
	How are you?
	I'm gone.
	Let me ask you this.
	I'm gone.
	Do you like black guys?
	Of course you do.
	Yes, I love black men.
	See?
	I have a book for you.
	I like that.
	No!
	No!
	You don't want to read it?
	No.
	Thank you.
	But I was going to say that I don't.
	She's 22. 22?
	30 bodies?
	30 bodies?
	It's about to be 31. Also, she's 102. No!
	I got the other girls.
	I'm very proud of me.
	Her choice in men.
	It's a good choice.
	BBC gang all the way.
	Well, she didn't say that she's Mexican, so.
	Taco stuffed.
	No, but I was going to say that I don't like...
	I don't like white guys, but I don't prefer white men.
	But I think that Aiden is actually pretty handsome.
	Okay.
	So I'll give him...
	Thank you very much.
	You're welcome.
	I'll give him like a 8.5.
	Okay.
	Is that 8 all around?
	That's dang near a 9. Wait, no, I gave him a 7. I appreciate it.
	Thank you very much.
	Can I wear that?
	At the beginning of the show, top of the show, that you're going to find a deserving woman to give a gift to.
	How do you want to do this measurement?
	Later on in the show or right now?
	Well, I just don't know how we're going to proof check this, but like, if there's any one of you that have a mom or have a friend that's in need, I don't mind blessing.
	That's how we're going to do it.
	But how are we going to proof check this?
	Fresh and fit.
	How are we going to do it?
	I think the chat should choose who deserves the prize at the very end.
	Who's the most deserving?
	Fair.
	That's fair.
	Okay.
	And shout out to Bills.
	Bills figured out a way where all the chats are showing from Rumble, Kick, Party, X, all together.
	Stop you Bills in the chat!
	It's really all the chats that combined them.
	All the different ones.
	That's cool.
	Bills tonight?
	That's fire.
	Tonight we're going to club nigga.
	I'm going to take care of Bills tonight.
	All the different chats going crazy on our stream.
	Kick, Rumble, YouTube, everybody, all one shot.
	So, party.
	Some chats here for the folks?
	Yeah, I can't even read what the fuck's going on.
	I like that one.
	The Tech Boy.
	We're comedians.
	Think Latinas will not be deported.
	Think Latinas?
	Love that.
	I still say send them back.
	But, uh...
	Jaleel!
	I'm back.
	WFNF, WSneeko, Habibi.
	Habibi.
	Glad to see that you're back.
	Habibi.
	Ramagon Mubarak?
	Mumbarak.
	Mumbarak?
	I can't even say that shit.
	You can't read, bro.
	Nigga, it's fucking Arabic, nigga.
	I don't know that shit.
	I'm Christian, nigga.
	It's spelled phonetically.
	What?
	I don't know that shit, bro.
	Mubarak.
	It has been as Barack Obama, the black president.
	Bro, what?
	Mubarak.
	Mubarak.
	What's his name?
	Habibi.
	Habibi.
	Real quick, I do want to say one thing here.
	Look, ladies...
	There's a lady behind the cameras that works at Fresh and Fit.
	Myron, who is it?
	Icy.
	Icy?
	Is she here?
	She's here.
	Icy, can you come on in the frame?
	Icy, come over here, please.
	Come see what's up.
	He wants to talk to you.
	Oh, he got the text from Tav.
	No, I did not.
	I did not get the text.
	He's smiling.
	Yes, he did.
	Nah, nah.
	Icy, what's good?
	How are you?
	Nice to meet you.
	She gotta put headphones on.
	She can't hear.
	Hold on, hold on.
	We got you right now.
	She'll put on her headphones.
	Okay.
	Which one is that?
	20. 20. Oh, there we go.
	Yeah, we got extra mics.
	What am I doing?
	All right, go ahead.
	Look, I see.
	Nice to meet you.
	I'm Aiden.
	Pleasure to meet you.
	Hi.
	Okay, so look, ladies, everyone in this room, I'm going to do a part two very soon.
	Myra, we need to make this shit happen.
	Like, ASAP, I'll come in person.
	You know, it's my fight week.
	We can make it happen right after, but before we don't, we'll make it out.
	We'll figure it out.
	You'll be on time this week, right?
	You're going to be on time?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Ladies, all of you in this room so far, I love the energy.
	You guys seem like you're awesome, and I appreciate all of you.
	So it was a pleasure speaking to all of you guys.
	Icy, I know you work a lot, work very hard for High Fashion Fit, so I'm going to send you the money tonight that I want from the gambling section.
	I think she deserves it.
	She definitely deserves it.
	Amen.
	How much is that?
	No, no, no, nigga.
	Don't say it alive.
	Don't say it alive.
	We're not doing that.
	Don't be pocket watching me.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, hit me up on Instagram.
	SheSoIC.tv.
	And then we'll talk to her later.
	Go through Myron.
	Can I go through Myron?
	Is that cool?
	Yeah, go through Myron.
	Myron's great.
	I'll set it up better.
	No problem.
	All right.
	Ladies, again, all you other guys.
	You guys are awesome.
	Thank you guys for coming on tonight.
	I promise you I will be there in person.
	We'll make this shit cool.
	Icy, keep doing what you're doing.
	Fresh and fit.
	Sneak all the ladies.
	Thank you so much for having me.
	Alright.
	Don't be ready.
	See you next week.
	Also, I'm a manager, so don't worry.
	I'm kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	Alright, cool.
	W80, man.
	That was pretty cool.
	That was cool.
	Icy deserved it.
	She works hard.
	So we got all the girls here.
	Sneeko, did you have a...
	Oh, actually, no.
	It was a question.
	Oh, yeah, we've got a chance.
	And then Sneeko, well, he had a question.
	He's last.
	Sneeko, bro?
	Come on, man.
	You sit in the back of the bus fresh.
	You go last.
	Come on, black, bro.
	But guess what?
	Now we're winning.
	W-Trump.
	Let's go.
	Bro.
	What?
	Exactly.
	What did that have to do with black people?
	Doesn't matter.
	Nothing.
	All right.
	He says, I hope the fasting is treating you well.
	I accept all of your efforts as well as your, inshallah.
	Question for ladies.
	Would you rather hook up with a guy you have in a friendzone once or be single until the day you die?
	Hook up with a friendzone?
	Yeah.
	Friendzone?
	Everybody?
	Friendzone.
	Definitely hook up with a friendzone.
	I wouldn't want to die single.
	Die slow.
	I want kids.
	That's a good question.
	Very good question.
	Okay.
	I don't get the baseline of the question, but...
	I don't think that was an easy question.
	Yeah, that wasn't a good question.
	It was made in a certain way, but very telling.
	All right.
	What's the next one?
	What do we got?
	What?
	Yikamaru.
	Ask the ladies, which scenario is worse, being with a guy who's loyal but average, or being with a top-value guy that will never take you seriously and only use you for sex?
	The average guy?
	What?
	The average loyal guy?
	Only use you for sex?
	Right!
	That was an easy question.
	That was very easy.
	Alright.
	What's the next one, bro?
	Demetrius says, can men and women be friends?
	If yes.
	And you have a guy friend, Myron Fresh, y'all know what to do.
	We did it earlier, bro.
	But shout out to you for sending that chat in.
	They were just exposed.
	My best friend was not going.
	But he's never.
	Well, I think hers is a little bit different, but yours for sure would want to smash you.
	No.
	He's going.
	He want to smash today.
	Like the train.
	If he could.
	What's the next one?
	Yo, W, uh, collab with Aiden, though.
	That's good shit that he did for Icy.
	That's pretty dope.
	Yeah.
	Fresh update!
	Oh, fuck this nigga, bro.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Watermelon dude.
	Alright, man.
	You're going in.
	Bro, I'm on a health diet right now.
	Some good snacks, man.
	Uh, think about this.
	My initial phrase.
	We need more fresh sneaker vlog.
	Yes, sir.
	Oh, but YouTube, but you, I can't.
	No, no, just vlogs on my ex.
	Rumble.
	Twitter.
	Okay.
	Like, that's where I post the vlogs.
	Okay.
	App us on Rumble, too.
	I got you.
	We'll do something together.
	Pause.
	How did you just make that game?
	It wasn't gay.
	It wasn't gay.
	They're doing a collab.
	Sneaker, do you want to ask your question?
	Nope.
	Yeah, I have a good question.
	What the fuck is that?
	That was a fun scene.
	Is that you?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	No, come on, Mike.
	They can't see it.
	I know, I know.
	Only us see it.
	Yo, promo porn.
	What the fuck?
	I don't see that shit.
	That was a good day.
	Yeah, I have a question I want to go around.
	We can start here.
	Sure.
	So, how long would you be...
	How long would you stay with your long-term relationship, husband or boyfriend, after he cheated?
	Um...
	I mean...
	It could be one month, it could be two months, it could be forever, it could be right away.
	It depends.
	I mean, if you cheated on me and I stayed, that means we must have had a lot of chemistry or a lot of...
	I was really trying to say, like, history.
	But I ain't gonna lie.
	I will probably stay, but I'm gonna cheat back.
	And then after you cheated on me, I probably won't be able to get that out my head.
	So who knows how long.
	So you're gonna cheat out of revenge and then leave him?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Don't nobody cheat on me.
	Or if they did cheat, I didn't find out.
	Well, it's a hypothetical.
	I guess maybe like...
	I don't know.
	Whenever I get tired of them.
	Because I feel like in a relationship, if you know somebody cheated on you, that's going to be in the back of your head.
	So, however long I'm tired of thinking about that in the back of my head, and however long that's hurting me, I'm going to leave.
	You're going to leave, but after catching another body to get revenge.
	That?
	Just because you fuck don't...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Just because you cheating don't mean you got to fuck.
	Think about this.
	How do you cheat without...
	So what are you going to do to get revenge?
	Blowjobs.
	Bro, what?
	You don't suck dick?
	So what are you going to do to get revenge?
	What?
	What you mean?
	Anything will hurt a nigga hard.
	You could just go get food with somebody or somebody will bring you food and the nigga will be hurt.
	So it don't take much.
	If I cheated on you, you would get Chipotle with someone else out of revenge?
	Maybe.
	But I don't think I would cheat.
	I would stay if somebody cheated on me.
	You changed your answer like three times.
	I don't know the answer to that question.
	Okay, let's go to the next one.
	What do you know?
	Nothing.
	What do you know, Fred?
	Yeah, I'd say if he cheated on me.
	You would say it forever?
	It depends on what he does to make up for cheating and what he did for cheating.
	Okay, so he makes up, he shows remorse, but do you think, what if he did it again?
	Would you still say?
	If he cheated again?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	A one-time pass?
	Yeah, a one-time pass.
	Alright.
	How long are you staying if your long-term relationship cheats on you?
	I'm not gonna leave.
	I would try to, like, work through it.
	But if they, like, continually keep cheating on me, then, like, it gets to a point I think I'll leave at that point.
	So, yeah.
	Are you going to catch a body out of revenge?
	No.
	No.
	My integrity.
	I keep my integrity.
	Just because you do it, I'm not going to do it.
	Like, I'm not you.
	So.
	How long are you staying?
	In the Bahamas, there's something called sweetheart culture.
	And so, basically, husbands have...
	Women that they see on the side, little mistresses and whatnot.
	So that's kind of like, you know, it's a given.
	W-Caribbean.
	But in a relationship before marriage, yeah, I'm not staying.
	But after marriage, yeah, we have to work it out.
	Okay, so boyfriend, you're not tolerated cheating, but marriage, you will tolerate cheating?
	Not tolerate, but I do understand that there is men have urges and...
	Things like that.
	So what do you mean by not tolerating?
	You're saying, which is tolerating.
	That's compromise.
	It's more like...
	I guess I am tolerating it.
	But it's like, for me, as long as it's not emotionally cheating, if it's just physical, I could get over it.
	If it's emotionally cheating, like you have a woman that you really love besides me, I don't think I'd be able to get over it.
	Okay, so what about he has some chick on the side?
	You know, he's not...
	You're not hearing about it.
	He's not really emotionally involved.
	He's in love with you.
	You're the main chick, but he's got a little something to the side.
	And this is marriage.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't really, like, as long as I'm the wife, I'm the wife.
	I'm number one.
	I get whatever I want.
	You take care of my kids and me.
	You know, you're there to support me with my emotional needs.
	You're great.
	Yeah, you can go in with your little side, bitch.
	That's fine.
	What's your name again?
	Malia.
	I'm gonna talk to the show.
	I'm not kidding.
	That's it.
	I'm out.
	I'm out immediately.
	I don't care what our bond was.
	If you slept with another woman, if you're talking to another woman, I don't care.
	Who hurt you?
	Fresh.
	She's still 18. I know, I know.
	It doesn't matter.
	Still.
	She thinks she has value right now.
	Oh my gosh.
	Oh, Chris!
	What?
	It's the hennie!
	That hennie gone now.
	I mean, she has some value, but you know what?
	Except value.
	It's not happening.
	Okay, but let me ask you, what do you think about what the other girl said, especially She understands men have urges.
	It's kind of a normal, accepted thing.
	Even in Colombia, a lot of the guys are doing that.
	Men have urges, but if you don't find the girl you're with attractive, if you cannot fuck her, you have to fuck other women.
	He's fucking you too.
	Like, you're pretty much sharing a man, then.
	Oh, hold up.
	Have you had steak before?
	Oh, yeah.
	You haven't had steak?
	Yeah, steak.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, have you had Chinese food?
	Yes.
	Have you had Colombian food?
	Yes.
	Yeah, we like to try it.
	If you go to a buffet, you try a little bit of everything.
	- But with relationships?
	- This is people.
	- Yes.
	- What the fuck?
	- It's like the way you live.
	- What the fuck?
	- When you say it like that, it sounds worse.
	- It sounds worse.
	- It sounds worse.
	I mean, I love food too.
	If you love food, then you understand.
	So you love women?
	I love food the same way I love women.
	Wow.
	Oh, wow.
	I mean, that's real.
	It keeps you alive.
	It keeps you going.
	I like women the same way.
	Bring a few over.
	I got you.
	Bro, Evie.
	Yeah, you are.
	Stay strong.
	You were just trying to fuck Aiden.
	What the hell?
	Bro, you guys can both do it.
	Alright, I'm not even.
	I got a couple friends.
	I got you.
	Okay, what about you?
	How long are you staying?
	It depends on the severity of cheating.
	So like how hard he pounded her?
	If you fuck somebody else, that's it.
	That's the worst cheating you can do.
	It hurts so bad.
	What about head?
	Nah, I'll let that pass.
	You let head pass?
	I'll let that pass, yeah.
	Okay.
	Multiple times?
	Hell no.
	Okay.
	What's the difference?
	Why is sex so...
	You know, why is that the...
	Because they're not doing that for her pleasure.
	They're doing it for their pleasure.
	And that's why I think that it's not, like, that crazy.
	Cause it's not like he actually likes her.
	He's never gonna see you in that respect though.
	Like he's never gonna respect you.
	If a man puts a ring on me and signs that paper, he respects me more than anything.
	I feel like it's very disrespectful.
	We can't hear you.
	Everyone's talking over each other.
	I just think it's crazy to get married and then like, wow, what's the point of getting married?
	You might as well just stay a girlfriend and be the main.
	The law.
	That's why you get married.
	But he doesn't respect you if he's cheating on you in the marriage.
	Wait a second.
	If he's keeping it quiet, he's doing this dirty thing that could expose his marriage in secret.
	He feels regretful about it.
	He's apologizing to it.
	And he's keeping it.
	He doesn't want to ruin the family.
	He's staying committed to his wife.
	Isn't that the ultimate form of respect?
	Thank you.
	I respect her so much.
	I'm doing this in a weird hotel.
	I'm keeping it far away.
	I'm investing my time.
	I'm turning off my location.
	We're forgetting the whole point.
	That's called shame.
	That's not respect.
	I have so much shame to hurt her feelings that I respect her feelings and our emotions that I'm keeping it secret and I know that I have to do this.
	But if you really respected her, you wouldn't have did it in the first place.
	It's something that I have to do so badly that I'm protecting her.
	I don't care how men is thinking.
	I just feel like me personally.
	Wait a second.
	What did you decide?
	You don't care how your husband feels?
	Pause.
	Let me finish.
	I care about how men feel.
	I care about how every human feels.
	But I just feel like if a man is gonna be with me I would want him to respect me enough and to love me enough to not do that But if it happens we can work through it, but if it continually happens, I don't want it anymore But I She knows about it like I think that's the respect part is it like he's being open We respecting her enough to not bring that into the family.
	He's not being respectful, he's being honest Small part it's most of it 100% of it.
	If you're honest with me and I know about it, okay.
	I think it's disrespectful once it's like you bring somebody into my home.
	Yeah, that's disrespectful.
	You're bringing something into where my kids lay their head, then that's crazy.
	I've got a question.
	When you're all alone, when you're alone and your husband out doing what you're doing and you know that in the back of your head while you alone sitting in the bed with y'all kids and you know he at a hotel fucking somebody, that wouldn't make you feel some type of way just because he told you a ring?
	That's not respect.
	Confident in myself.
	Like, I never needed a nigga.
	Never, ever.
	That's no confidence in yourself if you let him disrespect you.
	I don't find it disrespectful, so you can't disrespect me because I don't find it disrespectful.
	It's only disrespectful if you find it disrespectful.
	Let's continue around the panel.
	You.
	You.
	I would say bring her over.
	We knew that though.
	We definitely knew that.
	I know she was going to say that.
	I'm sorry.
	No, but I would say if it was messed up, if it was like my...
	Mara, she's a hoe.
	I would say if someone...
	Hold on.
	Damn, man.
	Mega hoe.
	Dang.
	It's all right.
	No, she is a hoe.
	I never denied it.
	Okay, let her answer.
	I know.
	I was saying like...
	The only thing I would say would be messed up if it was like something...
	It's the hini.
	Oh, yeah, it's on camera.
	No, I was saying it would be something messed up if like, you know, I was with a girl and I was like friends with a girl and then the guy that I was either like in an open relationship with or something was like seeing her behind my back and I didn't know about the whole dynamic.
	Didn't know.
	Key word.
	know, then I would kind of just be like, well, it's kind of like a form of lying, whether it's like a sexual lie.
	It's like a lie about, oh, sorry, I meant to take out the trash, some bullshit thing like that.
	It's still lying.
	Do you think that women can handle the truth?
	Oh yeah, that's why they lie, because they don't want to know how the girls are going to react.
	So it's like the lying itself would be the only issue with me with something, but if it's like...
	That's what I'm saying, it's not really the principle of the act, it's more the lying itself, like the principle of lying and like trust with a relationship itself, whether it's open, it's like, you know, with one partner, two partners, whatever it is, it's like the lie itself.
	Basketball.
	What do you think?
	I kind of feel for both because I'm like, I'm old enough to know that.
	Bro, what?
	That's the best one.
	That's on fire.
	No, but I feel for both.
	I feel for both.
	Yeah, so how long would you stick around after a cheat on you then?
	Keep it real.
	I think it does depend on marriage and like boyfriend.
	Thank you.
	Okay, give us the timelines for both then.
	One for marriage and then one for boyfriend.
	How long you'd stay?
	For boyfriend, I think it just takes like a conversation really, so.
	As long as the conversation happens, boom.
	But then, for husband, I don't think that, like, I think maybe I would need some space, maybe, like, a week, maybe?
	Some, like, space away from, just like, because that's what I'm saying, like, I feel for both.
	Like, I feel for both, like, I understand.
	So, boyfriend, just a conversation, husband, you're going to need a week?
	That's crazy!
	Like, I'm not...
	I mean, I don't really know.
	I've never been cheated on like that.
	But I'm just saying, like, a week...
	No, I haven't.
	Who said that?
	You don't know yet.
	Well, yeah, that's my knowledge.
	Whatever.
	But I'm just saying, like...
	You date niggas, so you just be.
	Niggas cheat on your ass.
	So you cheat, Fresh?
	I would never cheat.
	Fresh, you lying.
	Black men don't cheat.
	Black men don't cheat.
	Let me explain.
	You contradicted yourself.
	I said...
	Black men don't cheat.
	Niggas cheat.
	Get it right.
	I do feel for both.
	I wouldn't want him to go out and do that.
	But if he was, then I expect him to be honest.
	That guy friend that y'all was on the phone.
	He's fucked.
	No, I'm saying I like him.
	I would date him.
	But if he does something and I ask him, he's still going to tell me the truth because he respects me.
	And he cares about how I feel.
	So that's what I think.
	My husband is going to tell me the truth and he's going to go away from the family.
	Do it.
	Without me, like, knowing about it, and I'm laying my head down in the same bed you were just doing something.
	But continually, though?
	Like, continually?
	The reason I'm bringing this up is because there's the former president of Haiti.
	His name is Michel Martelly.
	That's not president of Haiti right now, though.
	He said former.
	That's the former president, Michel Martelly of Haiti.
	He was asked this question, and it was funny because he was the sitting president of Haiti.
	And he had a lot of girlfriends.
	He was very public about it.
	So this interview asked him, like, Martelly, you have all these girlfriends around the world, but you have a wife.
	You're married.
	You have children.
	What do you, how do you deal with their suffering?
	And he said a phrase I really like in Creole.
	He said, souffle pour souffle, which means, someone's got to suffer.
	It's either going to be me, I'm going to be monogamous, and I'm going to suffer that I have to suppress these urges, or she's got to suffer.
	So you've got to be...
	You're so right.
	Someone's got to suffer.
	But why can't you both suffer, though?
	It's not how it works.
	It's either one or the other.
	Both can suffer.
	Wait a second.
	What nation has ever been successful where everyone is suffering?
	Someone's gotta be successful.
	We're not talking about a nation.
	We're talking about a relationship.
	A relationship is a unity.
	It's a pact.
	It's a family.
	It's a group of people.
	Someone's gotta be successful.
	If we're both suffering, this place is gonna fail.
	You're poor.
	Nothing.
	You gotta have the leader.
	Should be successful.
	You need poor people to...
	I don't know.
	You can never convince me to agree with that.
	Like, I get it.
	I understand, but...
	Sure.
	The point is, it's better that you suffer than I suffer.
	If I'm gonna lead the relationship.
	If I'm gonna be in charge.
	Somewhat.
	The sooner you understand how men view sex, the happier you'll be in your relationship.
	Thank you!
	I think I have a crush on you.
	Wait, Moe, was my pronunciation good?
	Absolutely.
	Can you repeat?
	Sufli, poof, sufli.
	Sufli, poof, sufli.
	Moe, you Haitian?
	Moe ain't.
	Oh, Moe is Haitian.
	He got that little necklace.
	You look like him.
	I agree with that.
	I think women should suffer because you guys live life on easy mode.
	So by the time you get in a relationship, you're getting everything that you want in that relationship 9 out of 10 times, or at least 80-90% of it.
	We have to work to get our value, so yeah, we should be able to enjoy the fruits of our labor, which means other bitches.
	At least.
	You gotta have the whole package, though.
	I gotta ask you something.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Do you think men make money, become successful, become attractive, and then end up getting in a relationship with you to fuck one girl?
	I just wouldn't date a man that's very successful.
	I would rather date somebody that's poor, that's loyal to me, than date somebody that's rich.
	They're gonna cheat, too!
	- I don't know how many it is, fam. - That's poor. - Let's rewind to the first hour of the show we did a little paper test.
	All of you guys invented the same shit to the table, Like, all women are relatively similar, right?
	But if you're with a guy and he's exceptional, why the fuck should you make the exception for you when you're normal?
	So do you think that men...
	The niggas are normal too.
	Experiences aren't normal with people though.
	What makes them different?
	Most of them don't even look at normal men.
	Normal men are invisible to normal women.
	So what makes you different?
	Wait a second.
	All of you wouldn't marry an average guy.
	You said that.
	I would marry an average guy.
	What's the minimum amount your husband can make?
	You know how much the average guy makes?
	But I'm thinking family-wise, that would be my preference.
	But if that doesn't happen, that just doesn't happen.
	See, here's the problem.
	You want an extraordinary man while being an ordinary woman.
	I'm going to say that again.
	He don't have to be extraordinary.
	You guys are an extraordinary man when you're an ordinary ass fucking woman.
	And then you get mad when dudes that are extraordinary want to have multiple ordinary women.
	And then you guys are like, oh, what the fuck?
	But y'all are really ordinary.
	And the thing is that women have this overinflated sense of self-worth where you guys think you're special and in reality you guys really aren't.
	So if you're dealing with a guy making $200k, $350k, you set $15k a month, these are guys that are in the top 1% of earners.
	You think they're going to just rise to that level and only fuck you?
	Yes, if you love you, not all guys are like that.
	No, not all guys are like that.
	I mean, can you imagine, right, you eat Chick-fil-A every single day of your life?
	Huh?
	Imagine, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	Chick-fil-A the restaurant.
	Mm-hmm.
	Imagine you eat that every day of your life.
	That's my favorite restaurant, of course.
	Imagine that every day of your life.
	Yeah, but you could really go to Komodo all the time.
	You eat Chick-fil-A every day, but you could go to Komodo if you wanted.
	Every now and then.
	But you are comparing humans to food!
	Look at your food!
	But y'all don't eat pussy!
	What?
	Literally. Literally. Literally.
	Anyhow.
	Yeah, that's actually kind of funny.
	But it's true, man.
	I mean, this is why women call men predators or whatever.
	Men have to go ahead and do a bunch of shit to get girls.
	Like, y'all don't have to do work to get us.
	We have to do all the work.
	So I find it crazy how we have to do all this work and then you want to sit there and tell us like, oh yeah.
	So do you feel like men should be pursued?
	They never do get pursued, though.
	But I'm asking, do you feel like men should be pursued?
	It doesn't really matter because it's not the world we live in.
	Yes or no?
	No, because women are not going to be able to do it.
	Okay, so...
	It depends, it depends.
	In what way are we talking?
	Are we talking about one certain relationship?
	Yeah, like, in that context, like, do you feel like a man should be pursued?
	Because you said, like, okay, we have to do all this work.
	So it's like, kind of like on a baseline of complaining.
	So do you feel like men should be pursued?
	Well, the thing is, is that for the relationship to work...
	The woman has to pursue the man.
	More than the guy.
	She's saying before relationships.
	Yeah, before.
	Oh, yeah, the guy has to do all the pursuing in the beginning, of course.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah, he does.
	So y'all never had a woman pursue?
	Like, want you first?
	It happens, but even when a woman pursues you, she's still putting in a minority of the work compared to you.
	You're still doing more stuff.
	Do y'all get turned off when a woman does pursue you first?
	I feel like that's what it is.
	I feel like y'all don't like when women pursue you first.
	That's a really good point.
	I really feel like y'all think we thirsty or something.
	I think that we boost their ego.
	You know what?
	Most guys would be extremely appreciative of a girl pursuing them because we could go through our entire life and never get a gift That's true.
	A lot of men don't a friend.
	That's a 30 year old version There's a lot of men there's a lot of men that are virgins in their 20s and 30s Like there's guys that have never talked to a girl, kissed a girl, touched a girl.
	My auntie, she like 35, 40. No, she's beautiful.
	She's beautiful.
	But she's from...
	Jordan, I think?
	She's from somewhere.
	You're missing the point.
	She could get a man if she wanted.
	And he could get a girl if he wanted.
	You just seen what she called him and said.
	That's true.
	She got a point.
	She's a virgin.
	Where are you going with this, bro?
	Come on, Mara.
	What?
	Y'all was just saying.
	What was we just talking about?
	No, because...
	Stupid.
	We were just talking about a song.
	Because girls tend to think that dudes can just go out there and get girls.
	There's way more men that are virgins and struggle with women than there are women that struggle with men.
	Yeah.
	Because it's not even a thing for you guys.
	So it's...
	There couldn't be a male Bonnie Blue.
	Lily Phillips, these girls, they put out an ad and say, hey, a thousand guys can fuck me, and the sign-ups sell out instantly.
	If a guy said that, an incel guy said, hey, a thousand girls can fuck me, he's going to jail.
	Oh, yeah.
	You're not wrong, you're not wrong.
	And also, girls don't really need to pursue.
	I think that, like, a girl pursuing, sometimes, the way you're saying it, like, oh, you get turned off.
	If you were pursuing, like, how would you say it?
	What do you mean?
	Say you're pursuing me, like, what would you say?
	What's your line?
	Tell us, please.
	Like, what is my line?
	Like, how would you go about it?
	Hypothetical.
	You're interested in me.
	What do you say?
	Pick up line.
	I'll ask for your name.
	I mean, I'm not finna...
	I'm just...
	Spark a conversation.
	And if we both...
	Let's do a free run.
	Can I hear how it sounds?
	Like, how are you asking my name?
	We're comedians.
	Hey, how you doing?
	Where you from?
	Talk back.
	Just a simple, small talk.
	Anyway, I talk a lot.
	You really say...
	You go up to a guy and say, hey, how you doing?
	Where you from?
	I'm not saying that, bro.
	No, it depends.
	You know damn well you're not doing that.
	How would you show interest to him?
	How would I show interest in you?
	After that, yeah.
	All it takes is one look.
	This is how girls pursue.
	That's how girls pursue.
	You just make eye contact.
	You just do a glance.
	I went up to somebody.
	You could go up to somebody, hey, what's your name?
	Like, dude, are you single?
	You're not saying that.
	You want to play a game?
	Bro, I'm going up to a guy.
	I'm going to ask for his name.
	I'm going to get his Instagram.
	And I'm going to say, I want to talk to you more.
	I want to get to know you.
	Hold on, I got y'all.
	Let's play a game.
	Go ahead.
	So we're going to reenact you and him.
	Meet him for the first time as a guy meeting a girl.
	Wait, he's a girl?
	So me be the guy?
	Yes.
	I pick him up as a girl.
	Oh my gosh.
	Ready?
	Well, no, no.
	We're going to get mics and actually redo it.
	Hold shebang.
	We'll figure out the scenario and stuff while I go get this shit set up.
	We need the mics real quick.
	Okay, cool.
	So here's the scenario.
	You pick a location, a time, and whatever you're wearing.
	Meet him in that location.
	Let's say we're at the gym.
	No, you pick a time.
	I was going to say the beach.
	Why you don't?
	You pick a time.
	You're the one challenging him.
	Location.
	You're the one challenging him.
	Okay, so I'm the guy.
	You're the guy.
	Too tall you are, how much money you make, everything.
	Okay, so we in a club.
	Okay, we in a club.
	We in a club.
	Which club?
	Where am I? Which one?
	Liv?
	It's really wild.
	So you got to shout.
	We'll be trapped.
	Come closer to your money.
	Revenge.
	What the fuck is that?
	They just changed the name.
	What?
	They just changed the name.
	It was called Exchange.
	To be honest, we don't really need them.
	We can do it here.
	Club Escape.
	I want to see the body language and shit.
	Very important.
	Let's first do it, because you don't know how to do it.
	Come on.
	All right.
	I don't want to do it.
	Okay, so listen.
	We're going to do it at Revenge, which Exchange is kind of hood.
	But to be honest with you, it's funny.
	It's kind of hood.
	Okay, and then Sneeko.
	I went once.
	I went once.
	It's kind of hood, though.
	Yeah, I went once while it was called Exchange.
	Wait, how old are you?
	I'm next.
	21 Plus Club, what the fuck?
	TMI. So, yeah, that'll be the setup.
	Club Revenge.
	And Sneeko, you can start.
	Well, you have to do it because he doesn't.
	Well, hold on.
	This is a bad club to do it at.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Give me a location.
	Somebody give me a good location.
	Do the beach.
	He was about to say, like, we're at the gym.
	Like, the gym.
	Yeah, the gym.
	The gym.
	That's what we're working out.
	I'm not going to bother you in the gym.
	You can't talk in the club.
	It's not like a bothering thing.
	It's like.
	Her situation.
	Like in a regular setting he's saying.
	Yeah, or like a coffee shop or something, bro.
	Anywhere public.
	You see a fine dude at the mall.
	Like you in the gym, he look good working out.
	Someone in the chat said at the trap house.
	Bro, what?
	They don't go to that church.
	Yeah, not anymore.
	Let's do the mall.
	The point is, you're looking at me like you're trying to eat me.
	You're staring at me crazy right now.
	What do you mean?
	Do you think that women should even pursue?
	Do you believe that?
	I mean, shoot.
	If I want something and he don't come to me first, I'm going to come to him.
	Okay.
	And you've done this.
	You're dead serious about this.
	Yeah.
	You think you got game?
	I'm pretty good.
	You got Riz?
	I don't have social anxiety, so I don't care.
	If you tell me no, you tell me no.
	Keep it that way.
	She'll stay woman.
	You stay the man.
	Alright, bye.
	Cool?
	Yeah.
	Oh my gosh, Riz.
	The Rizzler.
	Yeah.
	Bro, that hat is crazy.
	Fresh, I dare you to put it on.
	Fresh, put it on.
	Put it on.
	Put on the hat.
	Bro, I didn't want to put on the hat.
	Oh my goodness.
	This just got interesting.
	Yeah, I kind of wanted to do it.
	I want to see what you got.
	Okay.
	I want to see what you got.
	Come over here, Ching Chong.
	No, brother.
	This fucking bird is doing...
	You look overcooked, Fresh.
	Oh my gosh, not overcooked.
	That's actually a game.
	We're at the mall or beach?
	Mic check.
	So you come a little closer?
	Mall or beach?
	Cool.
	So, what's the scenario?
	Just so I can tell the audience.
	Scenario?
	I gotta pick the scenario.
	I guess we walking in the mall, walking on the beach.
	Okay, so the mall?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so start in the mall.
	So I pursue him?
	Yes, as a woman.
	Okay.
	So...
	You just walked up?
	Just walking, walking, walking.
	Hold on, make it natural.
	He's walking which way?
	This way?
	Are you behind him?
	We're walking this way to each other.
	Cool.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Come over this way?
	Perfect.
	Perfect.
	Okay.
	Stupid.
	So we'll begin now, in the mall.
	So, walkin', walkin', oh, who pursued?
	Me.
	A woman?
	To a man.
	Go ahead.
	Walkin', walkin', walkin'.
	Oh, you bumped into me.
	Oh, my God.
	Excuse me.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry, it's all this stuff.
	I'm gonna keep on shopping now.
	Oh, you gonna keep shopping?
	Yeah.
	Excuse me.
	What?
	Excuse me.
	You're real handsome.
	You were handsome, dude.
	Thank you.
	Like, dude, have somebody that you...
	Oh, this is not gay, Chad.
	This is not sexual harassment!
	This is not sexual harassment!
	No, you literally just sexually harassed me.
	- Imagine I do that. - Imagine I do that.
	- Imagine I do that.
	- No, no, I just wanna go like, "What?" - Let's get into the female pursuing the man. - I'm just being male pursuing the man.
	- Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's pause for a second.
	You see how all the girls think you don't have any riz?
	You have no riz.
	You touched him without his consent!
	She got it, she got it.
	All right, sis.
	Part two.
	Okay.
	Period.
	I'm going to still bump into you.
	Shut up, fresh.
	Usually, I make eye contact with somebody.
	You got to make eye contact with me so we both know that I'm just not bothering you.
	I'm chasing you down.
	Well, maybe in the situation I'm shopping, I don't see you look.
	Like, what are you going to do?
	This happens.
	I'm waiting for your ass to look.
	All right, act it out.
	Act it out.
	I'm shopping.
	All right, you guys ready?
	Yep.
	Three, two, one.
	Go.
	What's going on?
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Do you work here?
	No, I don't work here.
	I look like I work here?
	I don't know.
	You're asking me about the clothes.
	I'm looking for it.
	Oh, sorry.
	I was just saying I like that sweater.
	Okay.
	You're real handsome.
	Oh, bro.
	You're very handsome.
	I appreciate that.
	Yeah.
	Do you have a girlfriend?
	Do you talk to anybody?
	Yeah, kinda.
	Oh, you do?
	This is Riz.
	He's going.
	If I say that, you know what you gotta say?
	I don't see her right now.
	She's not here.
	It's awkward.
	You don't have Riz.
	- It's all right. - I know, I know. - He's making it up.
	- Somebody got it.
	- Who's next?
	Who's next?
	- You want to see it?
	- No. - I'm so honest.
	- All right.
	- Oh, my God.
	- Okay.
	- Sit your ass down.
	Sit your ass down.
	- That's what they say about me.
	- Okay, big mama. - Big mama.
	Big mama.
	Big mama. - It's her. - Big mama. - Sicko. - Georgia Pete. - Georgia Pete. - Georgia Pete.
	- What you want?
	- Okay, so listen.
	We had them all I'm shopping, you know looking around G-Jacket, you think this will look good on me?
	Let me see.
	That's right.
	You look like Lotto.
	Everybody tells me that.
	What is it?
	I think it looks good.
	You like it?
	You think I should get it?
	Yeah, I mean, how much does it cost?
	Like $30.
	That's not bad.
	Yeah, I get it.
	I get it?
	You don't want to get it for me Okay, damn we just met you Am I going to buy you this?
	You don't got $30 to spend on me?
	I mean, I got more than $30.
	Why should I spend it on you?
	You know, I'll just show you.
	I'll just...
	Because you're so generous and you like me so much.
	How do I like you?
	I don't even know you.
	You could get to know me.
	Okay, what do you want to do?
	You want to walk around the mall?
	Okay, let's go.
	Boom!
	We need to close the We need to close.
	So how do you close it?
	How do I close?
	You walking around the mall?
	I'll be like, oh, okay.
	Well, it was really nice shopping with you today.
	Okay.
	I liked everything you picked out.
	You had a lot of style.
	It was a lot of fun.
	I've enjoyed walking around with you.
	And then when we're on the date, when we're looking around, we're going to...
	You got to get to the date.
	How are you going to get there?
	No, no, no.
	This is what I'm going to say.
	I'm going to say, pick out something nice.
	We got to go out.
	Pick out outfit for us to go out with.
	Thank you.
	We'll be walking around and get food.
	Be like, this will look really good at dinner.
	Let's go to dinner.
	Before we leave, we're going to get numbers and all that stuff.
	How are you going to get my number?
	Put your number in my phone.
	I need that.
	This is way better than the first one.
	I'll give her that.
	Did she pass or no?
	No, it's good, but it's a bit aggressive.
	I'm like, why are you trying to rape me?
	I'm just saying that's it.
	I'm assuming you.
	It was a little better.
	Was he not going?
	He was going.
	He was going.
	Listen, you were very aggressive, but he's like, "See, it works." I got you on a quick one.
	Ready?
	I got you on a quick one.
	All you gotta do is ask them if they want to do a collab Evie, no That's what I do That's what I do That's different Yeah, who wants to do it next?
	Ready?
	Me.
	Okay, cool.
	You got this.
	Now, um, Chris, you want to be the person in this?
	Come on.
	Come on, everybody.
	Yeah, he's going to play with her.
	He's so excited.
	As a guy.
	Where though?
	Okay, he got hit in his cup.
	We can't do them all.
	At the beach.
	The 24.
	Right.
	You're going to scream at him.
	Location and title.
	Go on.
	Hold on.
	Okay.
	Yo, guys, look at how big Chris Head is, man.
	I have to get the headphones.
	Look.
	Which head?
	What the hell?
	Bro, this is that big as fuck, bro.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Bro, what the fuck?
	Because I am the producer, so big head, big thoughts.
	It works, it works.
	Alright, so, what's the location in time?
	24. Club 24. Cool.
	I bet.
	But that was where the strippers reside.
	Like, like, oomps oomps oomps, like the music going to deal with dancing.
	Is that Ragey?
	Oh, shit.
	I don't know.
	I'm pretty clean ass.
	Okay, girl.
	Okay.
	Come on, Christina, come on.
	No, no, girl.
	Come on, man.
	Wait, no, no, no.
	You're not.
	Oh, wait, wait.
	Yeah.
	What are you talking about?
	So it's in reverse.
	She's the girl picking you up.
	Yeah.
	Okay, okay.
	Alright, cool.
	Yeah, I'd like to do it.
	Hey, nigga, bottles on deck.
	Let's go.
	My dog.
	Hey, baby girl.
	Come, come, come, come.
	That's not me.
	I was over there.
	You know, they were looking at you on the side of the club, and I just wanted to get your name.
	Yo, he's so drunk.
	I'm so drunk.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm a cud.
	Right, right, okay.
	I want to get your name.
	She's like, what do you mean?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Let the C jack his head.
	Yeah, no, if a guy's lit in the club, right?
	And a girl is like, sets me up like a whole sack.
	Let that little brunnercy go, okay?
	She got to pursue you.
	She's a guy.
	In the club.
	But you're not wrong.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Every guy's like, you're saying hey.
	Wait, wait, stop.
	Stop.
	Listen.
	Let's run it back.
	You're the guy.
	All right, fine.
	But you gotta let her rinse you.
	She wants to get you.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Guys, give the mics close to yourselves, by the way.
	I'm easy.
	Don't be easy.
	She's pushing you, okay?
	Let's go.
	Can we play an intervention for Chris?
	Yes, we will.
	Let's roll by AA. Hit yourself.
	Alright, let's begin.
	See, I just freaked.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Yeah, I'm cool and swagging.
	I'm the club.
	I'm vibing right now.
	You know, I was looking at you on the side of the club, and I like what I see, so I want to get to know you more.
	What's your name?
	My name is Chrysla.
	Oh, Chrysla?
	Yeah.
	I'm Chris.
	Hi, Chris.
	Give me your phone.
	Oh, your phone?
	Why?
	I want to get you my number.
	Oh, you know what?
	Alright, fine.
	There you go.
	My number one.
	Go away!
	You here by yourself?
	Meet me after the club.
	Call me.
	Meet you!
	Call me.
	Call you where?
	On your phone!
	You have a run now?
	This is not even a skill.
	Pause.
	He got no run.
	Elbow.
	Keep it down.
	No, but...
	Chris... Gordas...
	Hold it up.
	As a girl, you're the guy.
	And you're supposed to be not going.
	And you're going.
	Not going?
	No, like, if you want to go, you can't go, but you're supposed to, like, basically rape my wrist.
	The goal is that she wants to try to get you as...
	The woman.
	So she's pursuing it as a woman, as a guy in a club.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	No, no, no.
	I'm in a club.
	Girls don't act like her.
	Like girls, I'm like, oh, yo, what's up?
	You're fine as fuck.
	Sometimes they do.
	Sometimes they do.
	I would approach and I'm showing you how I would approach.
	Everything I just did is exactly what I would do.
	Alright, you know what?
	Alright, so I'm in a club.
	All right, Chris, so where you at right now?
	I'm in front of you.
	What?
	What?
	No, no, no, no, he's texting you.
	Okay, cool, cool.
	I'm at the club.
	So, girl, you home right now?
	What's up, heavy girl?
	I'm still at the club.
	What's at the club?
	The fuck you left?
	What's up, you good?
	Yeah, I'm good.
	How about you?
	I think I'm home right now.
	Balcony, chill, tequila.
	What you plan to do when you get home?
	Yeah, smoke, drink, relax.
	Oh, okay.
	So, when the next time I'm going to see you?
	I want to see you.
	No, tonight.
	Tonight?
	Yeah.
	And what y'all plan on doing tonight?
	What do you say now?
	What exactly?
	Uh-uh.
	She's got a post club.
	What?
	He just want to crack.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	All right, yeah.
	So, what's up?
	- So what's up?
	- He's being rude.
	- It's the one side man in the monkey's side.
	- Right, please.
	- Two.
	- That is too much.
	- No, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm telling you right now, like, like what?
	Like, what's up?
	You know, I'm going home right now.
	You're chilling right now.
	Balcony.
	Drinks, good times.
	Smoking.
	Yeah, I want to see you now.
	Come get me.
	No, come get me.
	Oh, car-wise?
	Yes.
	He cannot drive!
	Yo, get it!
	Send me a car!
	This is horrible!
	He's done!
	He's done!
	Bring the Henny over here.
	I'll leave the Henny over here no more.
	Just give it to us.
	No, no, no, no!
	All right, all right, all right, all right, chat.
	You know what?
	Can the girls not have Henny or is it him?
	Like, she's annoying.
	Like, the first time she's posting me, she's like, what's your number?
	Like, instantly, right?
	How is that annoying?
	Yeah, because I think you're, uh, someone who's a prostitute.
	And me was like, alright, I'm going out the words.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	Alright, no dance?
	Whatever?
	What are you doing?
	Twerk!
	They don't twerk on you too.
	What's that thing?
	What's that thing?
	Did she pass the test or no?
	No! No, stop!
	I was crazy!
	He was gone!
	You literally accepted him!
	He was gone!
	No!
	He was gone!
	Who's next?
	Who's next?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Are you going to let me do you for one?
	Let's see where it is.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Who's next?
	Anybody?
	Come on.
	You.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	She has two buddies, guys.
	Like, Sheree don't know.
	Like, she's a nice girl.
	It's what it is, man.
	So, listen.
	All right, let's go.
	Tell you, like, don't leave early with guys, all right?
	Of course not!
	Of course not.
	This is just skits, guys.
	This is a trip in Jamaica.
	This is a trip in Jamaica.
	If I was like that, that's how I would do it.
	I've never been to Jamaica before.
	No, she's way too easy, man.
	I got a non-porn one.
	I'm dead serious.
	I already said my porn one.
	I have a non-porn one.
	Mike, give her a mic so she can hear.
	Yo, Fresh, you gotta be a Rasta man.
	I have a non-porn one.
	You're a Rasta guy.
	Y'all are in Jamaica right now.
	Bon Baclot.
	Bon Baclot.
	So where are we?
	Can you fix camera three?
	Cheese on bread.
	Wait, wait.
	Oh, wait.
	You gotta tell me.
	Bun and cheese.
	Bun and cheese.
	Bugger cheese.
	Hold on.
	Should we do U.S. or Jamaica?
	Jamaica.
	Jamaica.
	Oh, my God.
	Put your accent on, mama.
	I've never ever been out of the U.S., so I don't...
	But no, just imagine, you want vacation in Jamaica and he Jamaican.
	Yo, this is getting clipped.
	The keys.
	On a boot.
	Alright, alright.
	How about we are at a restaurant?
	How about that?
	We're at a restaurant.
	You're sitting at a table, okay?
	Cool.
	And you're alone.
	What the fuck are you doing with this?
	I know that's right.
	I just saw some weed, man.
	You don't know.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Alright, so you're at a table and I'm walking by you.
	How about that?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Okay.
	So I'm going to walk by you and then I'm going to look at you for a second and then I'm going to be like, hey, you dropped something.
	One second.
	And then I'm going to grab something down here and I'm going to be like, oh, here.
	Wait, thank you I didn't say anything porn related.
	I didn't say anything.
	I said he dropped something.
	I didn't even tell him.
	Don't narrate it.
	Just do it.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	You ready?
	Cow your bells.
	Cool.
	And drop one.
	Oh, hey, you dropped something.
	Oh shit, I didn't even see that.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, but it wasn't this you dropped.
	What is it?
	You dropped my underwear.
	Your underwear?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	That would've worked on Chris for show.
	You know what?
	Right.
	Okay, nice.
	What's up?
	You want to drop the bra later?
	What?
	Bro, this is not really a restaurant.
	I thought it was a restaurant.
	You going fresh?
	To be real, though, I'm like, guys, we'll talk about that for sure.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying, because it's fucking ridiculous.
	Yo, what's the angle here?
	Something's not right here, nigga.
	Something's not right here.
	Okay, is that it?
	Yeah, and I'm already on my knees, so it's already like...
	Yeah, okay.
	No, no, honestly, guys, it will work for some guys.
	What about when the restaurant manager kicks you out?
	No, like, generally.
	Okay, anybody else?
	I was about to say that.
	Like, the bathroom?
	Okay, so I think we're good here, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	That was a nice...
	You know what, man?
	A lot of it seemed aggressive, even though it worked because, I mean, you're already attractive.
	A lot of it had, like, lesbian vibes for prostitution.
	Yeah.
	I was nervous.
	I'm going to be honest.
	You came off like a prostitute and you came off like young M.A. I'm sorry.
	I don't have a young M.A. Yeah, nigga, you buy me a shirt or what?
	Yeah.
	You want to buy me something?
	What, for my mother?
	Be calling Stephanie!
	All right, ladies!
	It's your turn now.
	You have questions for us on the panel here.
	Oh yeah, these are going to be good.
	This one says, how many side chicks do you have?
	Nico, you're the guest.
	That's the question.
	Non-man, no side chicks.
	Be honest.
	You don't have a main chick.
	Okay, so how many girls are you talking to then?
	That's a separate question, but I'm looking for a main chick.
	So maybe You know we should go To the Bahamas.
	You got a $30 hat I want you to buy me.
	Thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
	Absolutely.
	Which church you donated to?
	The one in Bahamas actually.
	Oh, that's me!
	Oh my god!
	Smart.
	Got me out, bro.
	How many women...
	Yo, what the fuck?
	What the shit?
	How many women did you sleep with this year, Sneeko?
	Why are you asking?
	This is for you!
	This is for Sneeko, Myriad, and Fresh!
	How many girls did you sleep with?
	No, this is a guest at show.
	2025?
	No, uh, yeah, this year, yeah.
	Uh, none, man, none.
	That was a lie!
	Don't lie.
	It's Ramadan right now.
	I'm locked down.
	I'm just focused.
	We're gonna break it.
	She's gonna break it.
	Myron, how many girls have you been with this year?
	I don't know.
	Myron's also been donating to the church.
	So the question is, how many girls this year have you been with this year?
	How many have you been with?
	Wait, yeah, who wrote these questions?
	You can't tell, it's anonymous.
	Yeah, anonymous.
	Hold on, but you can say you are, though, if you want to.
	Okay, well, my question was that how many people did you sleep with this year?
	In 2025, right?
	Yeah.
	So what, for three months?
	Somewhere between maybe five to ten, somewhere in there.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I used to do better, man, but the debrief's fucking me up, bro.
	So you just fucked him once and it never fucked him again.
	Do you ever double back?
	Yes, he do.
	Five to ten is crazy.
	One question.
	Chris, what?
	Because I've been doing another political show that I do, so that's been taking up a lot of my time.
	So I've been able to...
	It's locked in.
	Five or ten is already a lot.
	For three months?
	Different girls.
	So Chris, what about you, bro?
	Sorry.
	How many girls streaming have you been with this year?
	This year?
	25 or 24?
	Why would that be the question?
	I mean, we fucked, man.
	Probably like five.
	Okay.
	How about you?
	What about Moe and Fresh?
	Ain't it fresh?
	I'm waiting for the right one.
	Period.
	W's in the chat.
	- Yeah. - Don't be much. - Don't be much. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Bills?
	- No. - - - Bills gonna get a troll. - What'd you date girl with a body count over 1K?
	Is that you?
	I was thinking, would you date?
	No, absolutely not.
	You don't have 1k bodies, do you?
	How many do you have, did you say?
	Two.
	How was it?
	I was 19. Are you vaccinated?
	What?
	What do you mean?
	Like COVID vaccinated.
	Yeah, I'm COVID vaccinated.
	Fuck, bro.
	Sorry about it.
	COVID came out when I was under 18. You had to get vaccinated?
	Yeah, in the Bahamas.
	Oh my gosh.
	Do you think there's too much of an age gap?
	I'm 26. I'm about to be 20, so no.
	Yeah, I agree.
	You're a pedophile.
	Remember, she's 18. She's over 18. I'm saying over 18. You're a childish-ass pedophile.
	What?
	Age is not just a number.
	Chris.
	What, nigga?
	What did a girl about to come over 1K? Did he answer the other question?
	Yeah, he did.
	He said 5. Yeah.
	Do you remember?
	Wait, you would?
	Yeah, fuck yeah.
	Sure, hang on.
	Alright, there you go.
	Why, hello there.
	No, no, she said, like, make your girl.
	Like, date.
	Oh, girl, hang on.
	Hang on.
	Hang on, bro.
	Hang on.
	Hang on.
	Wait, listen, man.
	We fucking?
	That's good.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, Mar.
	I like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, or Martin.
	I thought you don't ask the body count.
	I don't, I don't.
	Bro, it's her profession.
	It's like fun, you know.
	No girls getting to 1K without doing it professionally, probably.
	Yeah, you have to do it professionally.
	Nick, it's five questions, bro.
	We asked every one of these.
	Someone asked five questions?
	Yeah, what the fuck, man?
	I understand the assignment.
	Do it.
	That's alright, man.
	Wait, let me pick it.
	I wrote it.
	Let me pick it.
	Alright, nigga.
	Yeah, that's only fair.
	Alright.
	Period.
	What race has the best cooch?
	That was funny.
	Alright, yeah, you can do that one.
	Okay, what race has the best cooch?
	Spanish.
	Uh, new.
	Okay.
	The race of new pussy is the best pussy.
	Okay.
	New?
	What's new?
	That's fair to say, yeah.
	Yeah, that's true.
	The race really, like...
	Really doesn't matter, bro.
	In my experience, it did...
	Girl doesn't really, the size difference is not that much, unless it doesn't smell, but the best is always new.
	What is new?
	It's all like untouched.
	No, no, no, no, just new to you.
	No, like a new person.
	Bro, what?
	So, what was your best?
	No, actually, real talk, real talk, I gotta say.
	Who gave you the best?
	Like, Mexicans get super wet.
	I don't know what that is.
	Mexicans do it.
	They have a lot of kids too, by the way.
	Yeah, there's a reason why.
	You come on her stomach, she sucks at binge.
	You gotta ask another one.
	Her question's good.
	Yeah, she says, who's tricking on me?
	Myring.
	In chat.
	Who said Myring?
	Myring.
	He's shaking his head now.
	He I'm gonna hold you, nigga.
	Nowadays, fuck better than paying nowadays, bro.
	Keeping it real.
	What?
	I'm sorry, do you have to fuck before you cuff?
	Yes.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Oh, sorry, man.
	Chris, ready to go.
	Take that henny away from him, fam.
	It's not ideal, and I don't think it's right, but in my situation, I think so.
	You gotta know the product before you buy it.
	Facts.
	You know, the car, you gotta test it out.
	Same thing?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Okay, but wait, based off of that, so like my friend, I've told him that, like, so how about if you have your wife or whatever?
	He's actually right.
	I'm saying I'm not perfect by believing that, but that is the correct answer.
	But what if he Fs for the first time and he don't like it?
	I think two people, if they really care about each other, they'll figure it out.
	Well, I mean, like, learn.
	Like, learn.
	Yo, it's this hat.
	Let me wear it.
	I'm sitting next to a beater, so I figured I'd do it.
	And what are you?
	What?
	What am I? I want you a beater.
	What are you?
	A beater.
	I'm not a beater.
	He's Hitler.
	No, right.
	He's Hitler's side.
	You did it right.
	You think you just complimented him, by the way.
	He's happy about that.
	We're comedians.
	They always get shook, man.
	I'm scared, nigga.
	I'm scared.
	Who said eating coochie?
	Number one, does eating coochie make the beard girl?
	Who said that?
	Why are you looking at me?
	He doesn't be pussy.
	He wouldn't know.
	Snakeo's a special guest.
	I don't really have a beard so that's how you know I don't eat pussy.
	Okay, but facial hair.
	Fresh got a lot of white.
	I don't have it.
	Myron!
	Don't look up!
	Myron!
	I will tell you, I remember last time I ate pussy was like in 2013.
	Damn!
	Damn!
	Like May 15th, if I'm not mistaken.
	I think it was really bad, so that's probably why he remembered it.
	It's just that I was down there and I was like, what the fuck am I doing?
	This is gay.
	Well, it's because, again, like I said before, women are We're inferior to men.
	So why am I going to do that?
	That was the moment you realized that?
	To make me feel good.
	Bro, what?
	Bro's getting red, bro.
	2013, May 15th is crazy.
	Yeah, man, I truly do think women are second class citizens.
	You guys are below us.
	So why am I going to like pussy?
	It's gay.
	I mean...
	You didn't enjoy it?
	Chris!
	What about you, Chris?
	I think it's a woman's job to sexually please her man.
	I thought the other way around.
	Fresh.
	Chris.
	Twice.
	I don't disagree with that.
	You disagree?
	I said I don't.
	Oh, you don't disagree.
	Okay, all right.
	I don't disagree with that either, though.
	Okay, but you can love something, but you don't want none bad?
	No, of course I ain't talking if you're not giving me head.
	If you're pleasing him, is it not going to please you, too?
	Well, here's the thing.
	Please, please, please.
	Let me explain why I say this.
	Why why why?
	Never again so that's not the dream it's fine He's not gone.
	It's funny though.
	Is that enabling?
	Is that enabling?
	Yes.
	You're his enabler.
	I don't enable.
	He's an adult.
	He's grown as fuck.
	This is how to do with girls on a fucking weekly basis, man.
	They sound crazy.
	It's amazing.
	I think that's your underlining issue.
	Chris, I got you.
	I'll be honest.
	His job is very hard.
	And look, this is the best job in the world.
	He can drink on the job.
	No, so what I was trying to say was, the reason why I don't think a man pleasing his woman sexually is as important is because men provide value in so many different ways when they deal with women.
	It could be security, providing for her, being that rock, being the leader, all these things.
	So we have to bring a lot more to the table to satisfy you guys.
	So our sexuality isn't our predominant.
	Sources of value.
	Hold on, hold on, ladies.
	I knew you were going to fucking, you know, become women.
	Versus for you guys, your predominant, you know, mode of value is your sexuality.
	It's the main reason we deal with you guys.
	Versus for you guys, you deal with us for a multitude of reasons.
	It could be we're funny, we're charming, we have money, we have status, you feel safe around us, whatever.
	We provide value in different ways.
	So, it's simple.
	If I take something, right, and it's like 10 things.
	10% each, right?
	100%, 10%, 10%, right?
	Each one.
	But if you only bring one thing of value, it's going to be a higher percentage.
	Like, sexuality would be pretty.
	Okay, 50-50%.
	If you take one away, it's good.
	But if you take one thing away from me, it's like I still give 90%.
	Does that make sense?
	I have a question.
	At what point do you feel like you start to apply this protection?
	When you're courting a girl, is it automatically now I provide for you?
	Or is it, okay, this is my girlfriend, now I'm going to start providing for you?
	Good question.
	It goes up incrementally.
	So, as you're dealing with her, I think...
	The sensible thing to do would be if you guys were seeing each other and dating each other, if someone attacks her on the street, you should probably do something.
	Right.
	That's common sense.
	That's fairly sensible.
	But now you're talking about the financial.
	Yeah, the more important stuff.
	That doesn't begin until she's your main girlfriend.
	Okay.
	And you guys have something established.
	So you don't have any financial value till you're dating a girl?
	Like you're like you your value Yeah, so I say guys have a girl for at least six months to a year Here's a scenario side chick is driving from Fort Lauderdale to visit you and she parks on the side of the street gets a ticket again Are you paying for the ticket?
	Yeah.
	Hell yeah.
	But here's the thing, she incurred that because of me.
	That's a good question.
	Reciprocal investment.
	She's putting an effort to drive you.
	She put an effort to come, and she took a ticket for me.
	So I'm like, okay, I'm going to absolve you of that burden because you took that burden off me.
	No, she didn't do it on purpose.
	She did it because she's retarded.
	Yeah, that's what I mean.
	Because my thing is, I have no problem with meeting women if they meet me in the middle.
	But if they invest first, I will go ahead and match that.
	But most women never do that.
	So that's why I tell guys all the time, keep your investment extremely low from the beginning.
	I agree.
	But if a girl puts skin in the game first, that says a lot of things about her, so I'm not going to punish that bad behavior.
	Like, I hate to say it, I treat you guys kind of like dogs.
	And what I mean by this is, like, with dogs, you have to reward their behavior, right?
	So, oh, you did this for me?
	I'm going to go ahead and respond favorably to you.
	But if you treat me poorly, then I'm going to punish that bad behavior.
	That's actually why I went viral on TikTok for saying this.
	And I know it sounds fucked up, but...
	When you punish bad behavior, girls will say, oh, I shouldn't do this because this is fucked up.
	Now, the problem is that guys don't treat women like this, and they think that you guys can just walk all over them, treat them poorly, disrespect them, whatever, and what ends up happening is the dog bites you.
	So, that's what...
	I know this is a very offensive way.
	I understand this is an offensive way to do it.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	Let me say, the reason why I say it that way is because for men, right, because you guys got to understand, a lot of men grow up Pedestilizing women.
	Their entire life.
	Oh, she's a princess, you need to treat women right, blah, blah, blah.
	But this is completely counterintuitive to what it takes to actually be attractive and command a woman's respect.
	Because what ends up happening when you pedestilize them is you will let them abuse you, talk shit to you, walk all over you, etc.
	So when I tell guys, you kind of have to treat her like a dog, that's not me saying like, oh yeah, she's a fucking border collie.
	No, I'm saying like, you need to look at it where if she does stupid shit, you need to punish it.
	Or if you don't, that bad behavior will continue.
	But most guys don't understand this because they think no matter how a woman behaves, they should reward it.
	And I'm saying, no, fuck no.
	If she doesn't treat you badly, you have to do something.
	But guys aren't taught this, ladies.
	Because if they do get taught this, they give the same reaction you guys just saw now.
	I do have a question.
	So you're saying that women's value comes from their sexuality.
	So to exchange that value, like you're giving us your financial value after six to...
	Six months to a year.
	Are you okay with a girl not fucking until a year?
	Or like until nine months into the relationship?
	Oh, you're funny.
	No, because...
	How am I funny?
	Because I know, because here's the thing, I'm not going to pay full price for something that someone else got for free.
	Oh, who said they got it for free?
	If you know the girl, if you know the girl...
	I mean...
	Okay, exactly.
	Okay, if she's not a virgin, that doesn't mean that...
	You charge niggas?
	Huh?
	You charge niggas?
	No, but...
	Okay, okay, okay.
	No, it's not a virgin.
	I wasn't even thinking like that.
	So, yeah, that's...
	Again, I know it was crass for me to describe it that way, but that's how men need to approach women.
	And the thing is, I have to explain it in that extreme way.
	So men understand the dire consequences if you don't get a girl on your program.
	Because if you don't get a woman on your program, that's when she starts disrespecting you.
	The next thing you know, she's whooping your ass and you're fucking getting recorded for Wallstar.
	Also, you become the nice guy.
	And them niggas are boring.
	You took a long way to describe something very similar.
	A female's orgasm is piss.
	It's pee.
	Clearly you never had a female orgasm.
	It's piss.
	A male's orgasm creates life.
	We're not the same.
	We create life.
	Y'all stuff creates life.
	What function does your orgasm serve?
	Regardless if you get an orgasm.
	No, it doesn't.
	You orgasming is pee.
	Pisses!
	That's what female cum is!
	Squirting is piss!
	Squirting is piss!
	I think it's piss too!
	You know what our cum is?
	Life!
	Babies!
	World!
	I mean, even God said that y'all fucking sexuality doesn't matter.
	Doesn't matter, yeah.
	No, but he didn't say it didn't matter.
	But he definitely put men above women.
	And I agree with that.
	Men is above women.
	Like, they're the head.
	What is you arguing right now?
	I'm not arguing.
	I'm agreeing.
	How you gonna say that men can do that, but they can't cheat on you?
	How they above you, but they can't cheat on you?
	Because, okay, so...
	They're not above you if they can't cheat on you.
	Okay, no, but listen.
	I have more of a traditional mindset, so I feel like, yes, men is above me, so I will always respect a man.
	Yeah, are.
	Thank you.
	I'm a pirate.
	Somalian, are.
	I think men are above me, so, like, I respect them, but in a sense of...
	Get on your knees.
	Until we're married...
	Watch out.
	Alright, let me tell you something real quick.
	No, no, no, wait.
	Alright, keep going.
	But until we're married, that man is just a friend, a brother, a man.
	You get respect as a human, but you don't get respect to tell me what to do because we're not married.
	Alright?
	Okay.
	Now, boyfriend-wise, I don't believe in treating your boyfriend as if they're your husband or whatever the case may be yet until you're married.
	But I will give them that respect to be ahead of me because they are leading me.
	But until we're married, no.
	So you're not dating to marry?
	I am dating to marry.
	So then wouldn't you have to treat the person you're dating?
	Your arguments aren't making sense right now, friend.
	No, but listen.
	I said I would treat them with respect until we're married.
	But a regular person that I'm not talking to or nothing, they're just regular.
	Get respect, but not in that sense of marriage respect.
	Okay, you see, that's where you and her, y'all see different points of life.
	Because she says that she can respect anybody on some shit.
	She'll respect everybody, but the respect is coming out of her man telling her the truth.
	And you were, you just, you know, y'all not agreeing on that, but you not understanding what she's saying.
	I did.
	I said I agree.
	I see both sides, but me personally, I wouldn't be down for that.
	But you were, but a man is above you.
	Yeah They're not above me to cheat on me though, like what?
	Make it make sense.
	No, I don't believe in...
	I don't believe they're above me to cheat on me.
	You can't bash me for thinking that I don't think a man should have the...
	Like, you can't bash me for thinking America cheat on me and should not have the respect.
	Like what?
	She's basing her morality on the Bible, you gotta remember that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's physically not natural to be with one person.
	That's why everybody cheats.
	Whether they tell you or they don't tell you.
	I don't believe that though.
	There are many people that have successful relationships that I have that are friends that aren't open but it's like they're in a situation where like the guy is the superior and the girl, they bring girls into their relationship.
	They don't bring guys.
	There's one dick because if another...
	Guy gets you pregnant, your whole shit's fucked.
	Yeah, I mean, I would say, yeah, like, most people are not monogamous by nature, but, like, for men, I mean, for women, you guys are more prone to being monogamous, especially if your guy completes all the tasks that you need.
	Like, if he's attractive and he has money and he's not a loser or whatever, the problem is that it's very difficult for a woman to find a guy that has all the traits she's looking for.
	So what's up happening is one guy has sex with another guy gives her emotional support, another guy might give her money, but if a guy has all of it, that girl ain't going nowhere.
	Right, that's true.
	Okay, so then we're going to go somewhere else to get some other pussy then because we give you everything that you want.
	So that's kind of how it goes.
	She wanted to mention it though.
	No, I don't want to learn.
	You're going to learn at some point.
	Is eating ass nasty?
	Hell no.
	Yes.
	It's fucking disgusting.
	It's poop.
	It's a shit hole.
	They won't eat a vagina.
	Literally.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Who asked that question?
	I think, uh, who?
	You?
	I didn't write nothing.
	Really?
	That was my question.
	Oh, no!
	No, no, no, no!
	I was just asking for, like, general reasons.
	Oh, no!
	Hey, hey!
	Who's doing it in a group?
	Alright, shoot the part two.
	Are you guys intimidated by women smarter than you?
	I mean, who?
	Take the Hennessy away from him.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	More intelligent in which way?
	They have more education than you.
	That's the easiest way to like...
	Actually, every girl I've dated had more education than me.
	I dropped out.
	What grade?
	College, I dropped out.
	Oh, well, at least you got your diploma.
	So, what I will say is this, right?
	The bar is low.
	What I've realized, right?
	A lot of women are educated, but they're not intelligent.
	Let me explain what I mean by this.
	That's everybody, though.
	No, no.
	Not everybody.
	Everybody in this world can be smart, but you know what you just said.
	They don't apply knowledge.
	Okay, you're not smart.
	Anyway.
	I am smart.
	Are you smart?
	I'm very smart.
	Can you name three countries?
	We just talked about it.
	Hold on, we'll do that next and you're going to start because you're so smart.
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	She's cheating right now.
	Wait, fuck.
	I didn't even hear what you said.
	Okay.
	So when it comes to intelligence education, because I met a lot of women and they had a lot of women that have mass degrees, PhDs, higher education, Ivy Leagues, etc.
	Because I went to good school myself, so I was rubbing elbows with these people.
	I went to Northeastern Boston.
	But I was around the Ivy League kids and all this other shit.
	What I've noticed, though, with a lot of women is they might be educated, but they still lack critical thinking skills.
	They believe everything mainstream media tells them.
	So a degree doesn't necessarily mean that you're intelligent.
	It might show the capability that you could be intelligent, but you could still be dumb.
	And that you can apply knowledge that you learn.
	So as far as a woman having a PhD, I wouldn't be...
	I'm not scared by that at all, because I can absolutely tangle with these type of intellectuals.
	But what I've realized with women that are higher educated, they tend to be very pompous.
	And by them being pompous, they think that they're more intelligent than they really are, but they're stupid a lot of times.
	Yep.
	Does that make sense?
	You ready!
	Are attractive women attractive?
	Is that attractive?
	I think intelligence is attractive.
	I do find that attractive.
	Yeah, but intelligence from the perspective of critical thinking skills versus just straight traditional Schooling.
	College education because a lot of...
	Here's the problem with colleges.
	I can say this as a college graduate myself.
	It's a lot of liberal indoctrination.
	Oh.
	Right?
	Okay.
	It's a lot of it.
	So that's the problem with higher education nowadays.
	But anyway, that's all the conversation.
	I need to use the bathroom.
	No, no, you can start.
	I need to use the bathroom.
	You're ducking crazy.
	You're ducking crazy.
	Just three!
	Wait, no, no.
	She's supposed to go last.
	No, no, no.
	I don't want to go last.
	No, no, no, no.
	Go, go.
	Yeah, I want to go first.
	Just three countries real quick.
	- Colombia, Colombia. - USA, Mexico, Ken.
	- Wait, hold on, hold on.
	- Colombia, Mexico, Ken.
	- No, we're getting the easy ones.
	- Colombia, Mexico, Ken.
	- No, no, no, no. - She couldn't say the easy ones.
	- Colombia, Mexico, Ken.
	- Ladies, ladies, guys, guys, guys. - Nevermind. - We're gonna set some ground rules.
	Number one, you can't use the United States, Mexico, or Canada.
	That's why I was throwing them out of the way.
	And you can't name countries that people have already named.
	Cool.
	Or you can't name countries where even if people said, I'm from Jamaica, can't be used anymore.
	Can't use Colombia.
	Can't use Italy.
	Can't use the Bahamas.
	Can't use haiti okay, or mexico Can't use Cuba, she's both You gotta start you got it Egypt All right two more countries think of some Chile!
	I said Chile!
	Thank you!
	Clock it!
	Thank you!
	We gotta put a timer on this next time, too.
	Alright, we'll go back to here.
	Alright, three countries.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, everybody gotta do it?
	Yeah, everybody.
	Nigeria, DR, and...
	I don't know.
	Portugal.
	Alright.
	You pass.
	You pass.
	You said a word in an hour.
	Aruba.
	Australia and Spain.
	Clock it.
	Brazil.
	Israel.
	Eh.
	Debatable.
	Doesn't count.
	No.
	You can't count Israel.
	The reason why is...
	Just say Palestine.
	Palestine.
	That's two.
	That's two.
	Okay.
	And...
	Three.
	France.
	Yes, sir.
	Yes.
	I'll go last.
	You got this.
	You sure?
	Miss Thomas knows her geography.
	Thank you.
	I'll go last.
	All right.
	Is that the first word?
	I will volunteer to go last to make it harder?
	First one.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Island girl.
	Oh, New Zealand.
	Two more.
	Jordan.
	Okay.
	That was set there.
	Peru was set already?
	No.
	Peru.
	And Nicaragua.
	Okay.
	Good work, Bills.
	Bills got the fucking chat on the side here, guys.
	And it shows like...
	Is it a short party as well?
	Yeah, it shows a party up there.
	Yeah, man.
	Yo, shout out to Bills.
	Bills made a fucking...
	Who made it?
	Did you make it or somebody else?
	Someone else made it.
	Someone else made it?
	Oh, take credit for it.
	But still, he got the source code.
	Yeah, he got the source code.
	So he made it work.
	No, no, no.
	I made it just now.
	Okay.
	Bro, then you get the W shit, man.
	I gotta give Bills his flowers.
	And I'm gonna be running this shit on the debrief tomorrow, probably.
	This chat shit.
	Cool.
	We gotta put Castle Club in there.
	So...
	Can we do it or not?
	Yeah, it's on there.
	It is?
	Yeah, it's on there.
	Oh, because it comes up as rumble.
	No, no, no.
	Castle Club's in there.
	They just don't be talking.
	Okay, all right.
	Sorry.
	Italy, you got it?
	All right.
	And Miss Columbia got it already, right?
	Three countries?
	It's music.
	Thailand, Greenland, Iceland.
	Period.
	Okay.
	I love Iceland.
	Land, land, land.
	Oh, you got this.
	Bali.
	Okay.
	Two more.
	Two more.
	That's a city.
	Two more.
	Yo!
	What is wrong?
	No helping, ladies.
	No helping, ladies.
	And nobody changed it but her.
	No helping, ladies.
	And nobody changed it but her.
	Mr. Smart.
	Okay.
	31 bodies, but you can in three countries.
	Wait!
	Just think about where some of those guys were from.
	Think back on the bodies.
	There's got to be three countries in those 31 bodies.
	Also, everybody already went.
	It's like, I'm damn near last.
	So do I still get a chance?
	We'll come back.
	Yeah, you got like 180 to go.
	No helping, ladies.
	You got this.
	Uh, Indonesia.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	Cause she said it already.
	That doesn't count?
	Cause she said it.
	Who said it?
	She said it.
	That was coming out.
	It's a city.
	So for me to know that Bali is in Indonesia.
	I think that's a point.
	Yeah, that's a point!
	That's cheating!
	That's a point, Fresh!
	You need to drink that drink back there, I'm not joking.
	Don't blame the drink back!
	I'm sober too!
	I'm sober and I know!
	Music!
	Let's go, three more.
	Stupid!
	You've heard your friends watching right now.
	Wondering if you're wifey.
	Just one.
	Now I'm nervous.
	It's okay, you got this.
	Basketball.
	Okay, basketball.
	Think about balls.
	Think about balls.
	Um, grease.
	Okay.
	Two more.
	Um, I'm trying to think of places I want to go.
	Yeah, I'm freezing.
	Okay, grease.
	I'm sorry, did you say something?
	No, you definitely were.
	Oh, those.
	Yeah, I saw those earlier.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, grease.
	Holy shit, you're taking forever.
	I can't think right now.
	It's okay.
	I still think you're smart.
	The timer, the music ran out.
	No. Freak.
	You got it, Greece.
	Think about an African country.
	Name an African country.
	Any African country.
	The little island on the side.
	What's the little island on the side called?
	There's a movie about it.
	I like to move it, move it.
	Come on.
	The little island on the side.
	Mad.
	Madagascar.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Big soccer.
	Soccer.
	Yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I got to ask.
	Where do you go to college, bro?
	You're in college?
	I transferred.
	I went to Chicago, Elmhurst University.
	How many years?
	How long have I been in college?
	Just my last year.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	You're talking about more education.
	She's had more college education than me.
	I just don't like geography.
	It ain't nothing wrong with that.
	My major is psychology.
	So I don't do none of that geographic, none of that.
	Oh, your major is psychology?
	The guys that you've been with, you don't know where they're from?
	They're not from foreign countries.
	They're all from the States.
	They're all black?
	What?
	That's crazy.
	Damn, that's more than me.
	Grand Canyon, nigga.
	Actually, no, I have some Hispanic.
	But they're, like, darker.
	She's a nigger lover.
	Nobody likes white penis.
	We're comedians.
	I don't like pink.
	She likes white penis.
	And now you don't like it.
	He's handsome.
	That doesn't mean I'll fuck him.
	That don't mean we wanted to take it.
	No, it's the money.
	What about Asian guys?
	No What Oh I did oh another one whatever You're only Puerto Rican?
	I think that's the longest that we've ever had.
	And you will.
	Do you want to support me?
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Okay.
	Maybe.
	Caribbean countries, Spanish countries.
	You use that nigga power.
	Spanish.
	You're Spanish.
	We're Spanish countries.
	But they already named the most popular ones I know.
	There's four.
	There's women.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	So, friend.
	Eritrea, Cotoar, Nepal, Sweden, Denmark, Finland.
	Oh, my God.
	You got your shit.
	All right.
	So, I was just going to say Germany for a second.
	Germany.
	Nice.
	We're comedians.
	Bro, stop.
	This is a comedy skit.
	She's gonna get us canceled, though.
	Now I'm for sure I'm getting canceled for that.
	You ready?
	I'm cooked to the right.
	We're both black.
	Okay, what's the next one?
	Fresh Up Dates.
	Nigga, she got no ass.
	Hey, don't talk to her like that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Don't worry about it.
	Yeah.
	That was not funny, huh?
	Uh-uh, he paid $15 to say that.
	I love that.
	He paid $15.
	Don't listen to that incel.
	I love that for me.
	See, Dayrose does too, lady.
	Oh my god.
	One-su-senpai says, every ninja wants to be Genghis Kong.
	Who's that?
	Conqueror.
	Conqueror from back in the day that inseminate a lot of women.
	One-su-senpai again says, would you rather smash Kendrick or Drake?
	Drake.
	Kendrick, he woke.
	What the fuck?
	Kendrick.
	Of course the only black girl said that shit.
	What did she say?
	Kendrick.
	I don't want to smash Drake, bro.
	Kendrick's 5'3".
	Right?
	Really?
	Yes.
	I just would not smash Drake.
	Like, he's so weird to me.
	I don't know that.
	Probably neither.
	Yeah, did you like those jeans that he was prancing around in at the halftime show?
	Kendrick, I guess.
	You?
	Drake.
	Neither but Drake.
	Okay.
	Drake.
	Kendrick.
	Yeah, Kendrick.
	Neither but Drake.
	Drake.
	So only one pick Kendrick.
	Drake?
	Two picking Drake.
	Who was it?
	You guys are anti-Semitic.
	No, three.
	Three picking.
	You three are anti-Semitic.
	Bro, I'm not picking Drake, bro.
	Alright, what's up next?
	Do you think if there are parallel universes, your pussy is the best here or in another multiverse?
	Wait, what?
	What?
	It's gonna be good everywhere.
	It's a strange question.
	No, no, I understand.
	Do you understand the multiverse theory?
	There's an infinite amount of universes simultaneously happening right now where one you're a plumber, one you're a dude, one you're 80 years old, right?
	Different races.
	Are we in the universe where this pussy is the best pussy?
	I believe in God.
	Yeah, I don't believe in that.
	With an infinite amount of universes, this is the one where you have the best.
	Yeah, because this is the only one.
	Did you not understand what a...
	Politically maybe it's not, I don't know.
	What was I doing in my other life?
	Okay.
	Book the pay grade.
	Hey, yo, big fight.
	What's the next one?
	You good?
	You good?
	Okay.
	This was a crazy fun show.
	Yeah, this was definitely fun.
	Aiden did well, too.
	Aiden did pretty good.
	He needs to come in person still.
	He owes you that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, we'll make it happen.
	He's here next week.
	What the freak?
	What was that?
	That had nothing to do with any of my videos, I swear.
	Yeah, I was like, maybe so.
	Oh, hell no.
	We're going to do thoughts on the show.
	And Sneeko, you're here all week two, right?
	Yes, sir.
	No, I have a flight in a couple hours.
	I'm going to be back on Thursday or Friday.
	Yeah, for going back to New York.
	You're from New York?
	You're gonna go back to New York tonight?
	That's fine.
	I need to go.
	I've never been.
	I'm on a grind, man.
	New York City sucks.
	It's the best city in the world.
	It's the best city in the world.
	Chicago's way better than New York.
	It's dirty if you're poor.
	But even if you're poor, it's the best city to be in.
	Yeah, it is.
	Chicago's way better than New York.
	Yo, okay, so we'll do talks on the show.
	Hate it, love it.
	That was a show for you.
	Let's start right here.
	I really liked it.
	I actually have never seen Fresh and Fit before this.
	You never heard about it?
	Why did you want to come on?
	Because I got plugged by detox Oh laughter That's what a nigga right here You say detox and black people start shooting stuff Why did you get all the black people to start shooting up this?
	If you know you know If you know you know Exactly If you know you know You know laughter Hey Shout out to him Shout out detox Shout out a bunch of nigga stuff I don't know man Yeah I met him in Chicago You was just going You was just going You actually I already switched it up Oh I thought she was doing it Yeah I didn't do that Okay I don't know because this is made into nigger tree Yeah I wish I had a lot of fun Yeah they were coming Who's up next?
	That's amazing, like always.
	If I was in my multiverse, I'd be a porn star, but not...
	You wouldn't know what to do as a porn star.
	I'll teach you, it's okay.
	No, no, no.
	I'm that nigga, by the way.
	You're a whore.
	What about you?
	It was really fun, entertaining.
	Thank you for having me.
	What'd you learn?
	None.
	No countries.
	That's what I learned.
	What about you?
	Amazing podcast.
	If it wasn't for my friend Christina, I definitely wouldn't have heard about it.
	Shout out to Christina, by the way.
	Yes, yes.
	She's amazing.
	Also, I have an OnlyFans.
	That's pretty much the good reason why I came up.
	Boo!
	You're so good.
	19. 18 on OnlyFans.
	What's your body count?
	Two.
	Wait, you didn't even wait a second to try life?
	Clearly it's solo.
	No, no, no.
	No, I'm in college.
	Wait, niggas or white guys?
	White guys.
	I like white guys.
	How long into being an adult did you just give up?
	So it was probably about three months.
	And I was also in college, so I've been in college.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You sound like a weather woman.
	You could have tried.
	That's what I told her.
	Literally, you haven't tried.
	You sound like a newscaster.
	I'm trying as we speak.
	What is your major?
	Radiology.
	I'm going to be a radiologist.
	You're nice.
	Do you think doing OnlyFans might hurt your ability to do that?
	Yes, of course.
	And if it does...
	Fuck it.
	Then it's not meant for you, because everything that's meant for you is going to happen.
	No, but you...
	No, but hold on.
	She just walked in herself, though.
	No, it honestly will.
	I mean, it already did happen.
	I'm so surprised you said that.
	I bet it will.
	No, because...
	No, because...
	That's cold.
	No, look.
	That's cold.
	See, only...
	Look, I was like an asshole.
	but I'm going to sound like an asshole.
	All these women are retarded enough to say shit like, if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be.
	Because the auntie already has me.
	She has to be so sensitive to accountability with her actions.
	Let me show you how retarded you guys sound.
	What if I just sat in my room all day and said, yo, bro, like if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be, bro.
	Like, I don't feel like working.
	I don't feel like doing this.
	So yeah, if it ain't meant to be, I'm not going to be rich.
	If that was the scenario, but she said she in college for it.
	You feel me?
	She's trying to go do that.
	She already went OF. The minute I graduated high school.
	She don't gotta say it, though.
	You feel me?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me explain.
	Let me explain.
	You want her to be ashamed of it?
	No, I did not.
	Think of that.
	You don't understand the difference.
	I'm not ashamed at all.
	I don't give a shit.
	I know you don't.
	But she just said in your defense, well, you know what?
	Fuck it.
	She's already doing it.
	So it's good.
	I said it's good.
	I didn't say nothing.
	She said, if it ain't meant to be, it ain't meant to be.
	There's literally over 4 million people on that platform, and I'm just one of them.
	I'm not even talking about you so much, as in, like, for her saying, like, if it ain't meant to be, it ain't meant to be.
	You still on this.
	Because...
	Women say that shit all the time.
	Everybody says that all the time.
	No, because men, we can't do that.
	Like, we don't want to work.
	We're like, you know, I don't feel like working, but if it ain't meant to be, it ain't meant to be.
	We got to go out and do shit.
	She doesn't understand.
	The point is, she should be ashamed of that.
	I also work, too.
	If I was in college, and imagine I just started robbing the school, and my friend's like, bro, you might get kicked out because you're stealing.
	I'm like, "It is what it is." It ain't much of it.
	If you a bird brain and go rob the school, then you're gonna do that.
	So are you calling her a bird brain?
	You know I'm not calling you a bird brain.
	That's exactly what you're doing, actually.
	I'm not calling her a bird brain.
	I think she's just saying that without, you know how the Bible says, without faith or not, without works.
	Faith without works is dead.
	Right, right.
	But in this case, no.
	No, no, no.
	I'm not, wait, wait, wait.
	I'm not supporting OnlyFans.
	I'm not supporting that.
	I think that she's saying like...
	Because she has it in the works of her trying to be a radiologist.
	That's why she's like, if it's meant to be, it's going to be meant to be.
	Because you're trying to work towards it.
	Exactly.
	But in their case, they were saying OnlyFans is only doing OnlyFans.
	It would be in the case if OnlyFans wasn't in the picture, then you could say that.
	But they're saying OnlyFans is the Hindu.
	No, I know.
	I know what both people are saying.
	Just hold the L, man.
	All right, what about you?
	Oh, what was the...
	Okay, um...
	Yeah, yeah.
	Sorry.
	Thoughts on the show.
	It was really good.
	I enjoyed myself.
	I have seen, you know, some crazy clips, so I was a little nervous, but everyone was pretty respectful, and I had a good time.
	Do you think that we're racist and misogynistic?
	I don't think that you guys are misogynistic, because I don't think you guys hate women.
	Thank you.
	Question for you.
	What's up?
	Rate him one out of ten.
	You interrupted that to say that?
	Yes, Nick.
	- Yes, Nick.
	- Yes, Nick.
	- That was a weird interruption, too.
	- Yeah, that was crazy. - I was talking first, Nick.
	I was born first.
	That was also dumb.
	Two dumb things in a row.
	Wait, how old are you?
	I'm 26. God damn, you got me beat by...
	I was going to pull your same line.
	Three dumb things in a row.
	Okay.
	You gotta make them spin.
	I'll rate you right now a 8. Okay.
	Why right now?
	Because, like, face value doesn't do a lot for me.
	I would like to see, like, our connection, vibes, what, like, morals, more into family, all that type of stuff that can take you to a 10. Wait, do you have any tattoos?
	I have one tattoo.
	Where is it?
	Oh my god.
	Is it a butterfly tattoo?
	No.
	Fuck it.
	Wait, what's...
	Fuck yeah.
	I've got to say something.
	I noticed, like, the more butterfly tattoos a girl has, the more of a hoe she is.
	What?
	It is a sign.
	No, that's not true.
	No, actually, listen.
	You can see how many...
	If you want to figure out a body count, count the butterflies on her body.
	I have no tattoos.
	I only got two butterflies.
	I have three.
	You got three.
	Two.
	One.
	She got three, she got 31 bodies.
	There's a correlation.
	I don't know what it is.
	You got one, right?
	I got two butterflies.
	You got one?
	I got one.
	I just like butterflies.
	She got three butterflies.
	Every butterfly is 10 bicks.
	No, it's not!
	10 bicks, 30 butterflies.
	Remember that.
	I was just proven right.
	It means freedom.
	No, my butterflies means transformation.
	But I have none.
	It's a ho!
	It's a ho!
	No, it's not!
	I really like butterflies.
	That's a great point.
	You were an innocent caterpillar untouched and then you broke your wings.
	It means I'm leaving.
	Y'all want a virgin.
	You're leaving the good girl you were into a fucking whore.
	And it looked pretty on my body.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What is your tattoo?
	It's of an octopus.
	What the heck?
	It has significance to me.
	Can I ask?
	Yeah, sure.
	So, my dad is an artist and a graphic designer, and I grew up, sorry, and I grew up, he was drawing all type of that, like, octopus everywhere, everywhere, like, and also in the Bahamas, there's a mythical legend about an octopus named Leluska, and it's supposed to symbolize intelligence and mysterious.
	I love this.
	- That's nice, I never met anybody.
	- What the heck is this?
	- Period, friend.
	- No, it has significance to me.
	- And my dad drew it, so.
	- Exactly.
	- I need a scenic hat.
	- Yeah, me too.
	- Let's see it.
	- When I get my phone.
	- So does it grip like an octopus?
	- Yeah, it does.
	- Yeah, sicko.
	- That was a good one.
	- No, dog.
	No. - Fresh is still mad about the dumb comment.
	- No, nigga, that was dumb.
	What about you? - I enjoy my time here like always.
	You guys are great.
	I like trolling with you guys and whatnot.
	What was the other part of the question?
	That's it.
	You're a fun sport as well, and thank you for coming.
	Do you not get offended when Myron says that black women are the least desired women in America?
	That's the truth.
	The whole time they're the most desired.
	I'm not offended only because I feel like he's entitled to his opinion.
	Like, that's his opinion.
	Like, who am I to like...
	Well, it's actually factual.
	No, that's...
	What?
	You can't say your opinion is everybody's fan.
	We're the least desired class in America.
	What do you mean?
	You can't say that's true?
	We're the most oppressed class in America.
	By far.
	Yeah.
	I don't know about oppressed, but you guys definitely...
	No, it's fine.
	I'm not saying oppressed like boo-hoo, but I'm saying like...
	Hey, that's because I'm saying I don't knock them forward.
	I know, I'm just saying dating apps show black women as the least desirable.
	Thank you.
	Well, she's going to find out at some point.
	On average.
	Does that mean every black girl is undesirable?
	No, but in general.
	My final comments on the show, I love everybody here.
	Everybody was great.
	Great energy.
	Do you think that we're misogynistic?
	No.
	I just feel like you guys have your opinions that most people would call misogynistic, but I don't think you hate women, bro.
	If anything, I think you excessively love women, but that's a conversation for another day.
	Damn it.
	Real shit.
	What about you?
	I had a good time.
	I love open-minded conversations.
	- I forgot you were here. - Y'all was talking so much.
	I didn't even, y'all was talking so much. - How many y'all, I see you got a Jesus tattoo.
	Do you have a butterfly?
	Yes.
	You got a bird, though.
	Wait, there's a butterfly wing on your hand.
	No, this is angel wings.
	Jesus is king, though.
	He is king.
	A king.
	Of what?
	The world.
	And the universe.
	Which one is it?
	This is my third time on the show.
	It's always a vibe.
	Love y'all.
	It be vibes.
	It's funny.
	I have a question for you, though, real quick.
	Can I be honest with you?
	Do it.
	That's not a...
	No.
	Hold on.
	The question is...
	No ass.
	Um, what you mean?
	Cause I'm skinny.
	Why you looking?
	Look at that Asian girl ass.
	Don't look at my ass, Fred.
	Look at that Asian girl ass.
	It was on camera.
	They're short as it, bruh.
	I mean, she got on jeans.
	You can't really say nothing in no jeans.
	What y'all expect?
	Not really.
	You look like a skin.
	Girl, it's okay.
	I'm a model.
	I'm a face card.
	She's a model.
	She has a model body.
	I got a bathing suit on, but y'all can't see y'all.
	Nowadays, most dudes prefer girls that don't really got body.
	As long as you ain't fat.
	Who likes you?
	As long as you not fat.
	I'm a skinny girl, so I don't really care.
	You know what?
	That's right.
	I'm speechless.
	Okay, well, I wasn't done.
	You interrupted me for that.
	Like, real shit.
	You really interrupted me for that.
	She pressed you.
	W-Press.
	Anyway, shout out Detox.
	Shout out Pixie.
	Shout out Pixie.
	Shout out Mode.
	It's the best person on the podcast.
	Yes, Mode.
	Yeah, but dog, boy!
	What you fuck, boy, though?
	I have fun.
	What I do?
	Don't probably go home and smash my binihub.
	What you fuck, boy, though?
	What you mean?
	Smash my binihub.
	I'm not answering that.
	Wow, boy!
	Her man gonna get mad at me.
	I'm gonna tell you right now.
	I got interested.
	I had a good time.
	If you're trying to join.
	Listen, you're a good sport.
	Don't mind me.
	I was just being trying to be funny, but oh yeah, you're a boyfriend.
	I'm sorry, my brother.
	You can find me on x.com slash Sneeko.
	I upload vlogs every single day.
	It's been like 90-something days in a row now.
	And I stream on Party Now for a month and a half.
	Party.com slash Sneeko.
	So we're taking over.
	I want to see a vlog date between you two.
	- Do you guys ship us as a couple?
	- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - I think you did shit, you know? - I made some cute babies.
	- Let's go! - Whoa! - Some white babies!
	Hey! - Yeah, he just likes I am Asian.
	- The other way I lied, I'm Asian, I'm not Puerto Rican. - He just lied and said, "I love a cheat." - I'm Asian.
	- You are?
	- Yeah, yeah, you're ching chong.
	- You are?
	When you lied, he definitely did lie.
	I knew he was Asian, bro.
	- Yes, I told ya'll.
	- Okay, let's see, guys, let's see, guys.
	Think about it, is this, bro.
	Think about this fresh.
	No, nigga.
	Fuck that shit.
	First time to do the E5 with his arms tooted.
	Oh, sorry.
	Get away.
	He says $35.
	With his arms tooted.
	Miami Ghost says, go next to my ring and it's 20 years old plus 30 bodies.
	Fetish for niggas.
	Nipples poking out on a famous podcast.
	Dropping weed smoker eyes.
	And once a man making 150k a year, Damn, fam.
	She's not even high.
	She's not.
	My eyes are just small.
	She just has cheeky eyes.
	Should be fine.
	That was not a clock.
	I mean, do you not have a bra?
	He paid $10 for that.
	I don't wear bras unless it's like a bit like I'm going to interview.
	Is this a problem to you?
	No, I'm sorry.
	Do you wear underwear?
	Yes, I do.
	I have underwear on right now.
	I lost mine on the floor over there.
	Oh my gosh.
	I hate wearing bras.
	They're so uncomfortable.
	That's wild.
	That's facts.
	E.M.I.T. James, W.Bills, you the man of the night.
	Ganging.
	For sure.
	AppleAise, W.Show, good to see Snickle back on.
	It's been a while.
	Hey, AppleAise, appreciate that.
	Giving OG vibes.
	Broke-ass.
	Myron is a great son and person.
	Myron is a great son in person.
	What the fuck?
	Song in person?
	Fourth girl known from Myron, and to Snickle's right.
	I just wanted to say you look very cute, and I'd love to take you out to dinner sometime.
	I'm 6'1", light-skinned, curly hair, and I'm also 19. Period.
	She has an OnlyFans, my brother.
	He said that before he found out.
	How can he find you?
	3.Carbonell on Instagram What?
	Instagram 3.Carbonell on Instagram Nevermind.
	Alright, cool.
	JTE707 says, when you break it all down, everyone is a self-proclaimed professional thought.
	In all honesty, don't make a living online in the Matrix.
	Like you said, Myron, some of us don't need a laptop like you.
	Okay?
	The way he read that.
	Wait, how did you read it?
	He was like...
	That was such a good impression.
	I'm enjoying it, man.
	I like it, though.
	It was character.
	You had a character.
	I'm really getting character.
	Relax, nigga.
	Where's your hat?
	Oh, my God, bro.
	Guys, we'll be live tomorrow at 5 p.m.
	For the debrief.
	It's funny, dude.
	We'll probably break down a Sam Cedar debate with the Republicans.
	And, yeah, man.
	Oh, slash squad.
	I love you guys.
	We'll catch you guys on the next episode tomorrow at 5 p.m.
	on the debrief.
	I'll see you guys.
	Peace.

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