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What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Air Podcast.
After our edition, we're joined with some lovely ladies.
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You don't got to put them on in here.
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What's up, guys?
Welcome to First of the Podcast, man.
After hours edition.
We're joining some lovely ladies, and obviously we've got some special guests in the house too, so we'll make the announcements nice and simple.
Martin Gaines X, follow me on there, guys.
That's my political and cultural commentary channel.
And do that Monday through Friday at 5 p.m.
And then Fresh, and then Chris.
So guys, we're dropping a vlog soon for the actual Castle Club meetup.
It was here in Miami.
It was amazing.
We did a full press for speeches, and of course, out the party on the yacht.
And of course, we're doing the actual podcast, Fresh Start, coming soon next week.
So stay tuned for that.
And then Chris, go ahead, if you don't mind.
Yep.
Cool.
Shout out to the girl in the town.
Shout out to the chat niggas.
And yeah, shout out to the special guest coming on.
I don't know who, but I won't say that on YouTube or whatever.
And follow me on my socials.
Cool.
Alright.
You want to get into the introductions real quick?
Yeah, we can.
And then we got some special guest analysis.
And then I don't know why this thing is flipped.
Bill's going to fix that for you guys.
It's like in reverse.
Yeah, Discord.
Some shit.
It's probably mirror image or something like that.
It's weird.
It's like we're in a parallel universe.
Yeah, we do a lot, man.
It's because of Sneaker.
All right.
Bills will fix it, guys.
So, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, and body count, we'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Oh, boy.
You're starting with me?
Of course.
White is right.
I'm very pale.
Yes, that's true.
My Instagram is red.evee, and everybody calls me red because of my hair.
You can guess which one.
I'm 25. And I do Airbnb and OnlyFans.
Okay, where are you from?
She belongs to the streets!
Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
I say Miami, so don't get stalked.
Yeah, it's a smart choice.
Population way higher.
Dating status?
Dating status?
Single forever.
What do you say forever?
Nobody wants a piece.
I mean, they want a piece, but they leave.
It depends on the scenario.
Okay, highest education level?
I'm just gonna go with high school.
Keep it safe.
We're just gonna go with that.
Alright.
Birth control?
No.
No?
No.
You gotta take your chances in life.
On the well side, I guess.
And then, parents, are they still together or no?
No.
No?
Mm-mm.
I said single forever.
Leading by example.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Body count?
Oh, yeah.
Body count.
Yeah.
Does it count on how many are on video or like how many I remember or how many I got the name?
I would argue anything that went inside of you would count.
We're probably upwards to like a thousand or two.
We're like we lost the body count at this point like depending on how many you have on film.
I'm a believer.
You know what I said about gingers?
They have no soul?
That's why I said nobody wants a soul.
I'm just a quiet one in the corner of the room like I don't say anything.
Okay, just real quick just because you said it.
Yes.
What's your favorite type of, like, I guess, cock?
Five or six inches.
No, I mean, like, white, black, Asian, Indian?
Is this raised?
It's been as pale as possible.
The little ginger people.
Okay!
That was not what I thought, but okay.
She casually said a thousand bodies?
That's crazy, bro.
That's, like, partial, I would say.
It's not if you're counting guys and girls.
Partial?
Chris, I believe her.
I think he means just guys.
Then, like, maybe a hair under a thousand.
A hair?
There was a daughter swap scene that came out recently that was pretty good.
Man, she lying, man.
There's no way.
Just Google it.
Oh, she's like a full-on porn star.
Yeah, it came out, like, last week.
I mean, do you want to make a thousand bodies?
No, I think we're already over a thousand.
Okay.
Depends, it depends.
He's single, by the way.
Alright!
What about you?
Welcome back.
Hello.
What'd you say?
Name, age?
What do you do for a living?
What I do for a living?
My name is Margarita.
Oh, shit.
My bad, y'all.
I'm not used to this.
My name is Margarita.
I'm well-known as Rita.
I'm a professional hairstylist, very specifically.
I'm 21 years old.
Where are you from?
I'm from Nicaragua.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fritangas?
Excuse me?
Fritangas?
What is?
Are you from Nicaragua?
Like the local spots where they sell like...
Baby, I don't think you're saying that right.
Fritangas?
Fritangas.
Fritangas.
Okay, I can't roll my R. Fritangas.
Okay.
Where did you grow up?
Did you grow up in Nicaragua?
I was born and raised in Nicaragua and from then I was raised in Miami from the age of nine.
And then what did you say did work again?
Hair?
I'm a professional hairstylist, braids specifically.
High school.
Relationship status?
Single.
Parents together?
No.
And then?
Birth control?
That's none of your business.
Is this for stats for the show?
N slash A. That A, I'm not going to lie.
You got another question?
Hold on.
Please answer the question.
Why?
I don't want to answer the question.
It's for stats.
It's for stats, yeah.
Trust me, we really don't care.
I care.
That's none of your business.
So she's on birth control then?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
I'm going to assume.
But yes.
All right.
What about you?
Hey, y'all!
That ate.
I'm not going to lie.
My name's Chrysla.
I'm 20. And I grew up here, unfortunately.
Anyways, we'll get into it later.
My highest education level is high school, but I'm currently a freshman in college.
Is that your full-time thing?
Student?
No, I do hair on the side.
Alright, Black Spice?
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Absolutely not.
Oh, no.
Black?
What's your background?
Yeah, what's your background?
Oh, Jamaican and black.
Bumbaclot!
Bumbaclot!
Let's go, okay.
Oh, also body count.
Oh, two.
Body count.
Why are you making me feel bad now?
Girl, don't feel bad.
That's your decisions.
You gotta stand by it.
Yeah, own it if you're gonna do it.
Wait, is that bad having only two?
Is that bad?
That's not bad.
Well, I'm only 20. How much am I supposed to have?
More than okay.
You're good.
That means you were keeping yourself.
I believe in love.
I don't care.
Keep that belief for now.
What about you?
I'm Fifi.
I'm 21. Where are you from?
I'm from Philly, but I finally moved here.
I moved three weeks ago.
Hi, Philly.
What do you do for work?
I bartend and serve right now.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
Trade school.
In?
The welding.
That's cool.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Relationship status?
Single.
Still?
What do you mean still?
No, they're not.
They're not.
Relationship status?
Sorry, I mean birth control?
No.
Body count?
No.
Is that hard?
Alright, who's up next?
Welcome back.
Hi, my name is Leah.
How are you guys doing?
Doing great.
I'm 21. Where are you from?
I was born in Spain, but my parents are Cuban.
Where'd you go to high school?
I'm sorry?
Where'd you go to high school?
I went to South Broward High.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Red flag.
Holy shit.
Wait, went to South Broward High.
I'm so sorry.
Girl, I ain't really fucked with that school anyway.
Exactly.
Look, on the screen, what'd you see?
All right, what do you do for work?
For work?
No, I'm going to stay at home.
Hey, South Broward, you live in Hollywood?
Stay at home, mom.
You from Hollywood?
If I'm from Hollywood, yeah.
How many kids do you have?
Only one.
I just had it, too.
Highest education?
High school.
Relationship status?
In a relationship.
Only I've been together?
Two years.
How'd you guys meet?
We have to talk about it.
Okay, it's a little crazy.
We met through Tinder.
What?
Y'all like the 1%.
We met through Tinder.
Literally the 1%.
Yeah.
Literally, like, I met him through Tinder, and we matched, and then we stopped talking, and then two years later, we started talking again, and we hang out for real for the first time, and that's when we clicked.
Okay.
Interesting.
Tinder's doing its thing, all right.
Not for real.
Matchmaking.
All right.
What about your...
My age?
No, are your parents together?
Oh, my parents, no.
And then birth control for you?
I stopped taking birth.
No, obviously.
Fuck birth control.
No, no, no, no.
After I gave birth, I was, but birth control was making me crazy, so no.
Body count?
Okay, no.
It's not high, but just, no.
Stop the cap!
Okay, we gotcha.
Alright, what about you?
Oh, my name?
Yeah.
Abigail.
Okay, how old are you?
I'm 19. Where are you from?
Originally from Ohio.
But now I'm here.
Do you go to school here?
No, I just do social media.
OnlyFans?
Oh, she's cooked, bro.
It's OnlyFans, gotta be.
I see a collab pending.
I was gonna ask that next.
What do you do for work?
I just make TikToks.
No, okay, I make spicy content.
Obviously.
Roberto, how are you from?
Skibbity.
I'm not going to leave that.
My parents still live there and I have a little sister.
High school.
I just graduated.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Yeah.
Birth control for you?
Yes, but not because I'm actively...
You know?
But it's because of my health conditions.
Yeah, like it helps.
Do your parents know what you do?
Yeah, they fully support it.
Really?
Yeah.
Fully support it.
Okay.
I actually dropped it when I was still in high school.
You dropped it?
Yeah.
I don't want to think about it.
So she walked the stage for her diploma and walked the stage.
I actually threw money on stage.
Really?
I grabbed my diploma, shook my principal's hand.
Threw money.
Yo, I would have paid to see that video.
It's on Instagram.
It's on Instagram?
Yeah, like, so many people recorded.
We need proof.
Oh, crap.
I need to see that.
Yo, that's funny.
Oh, the clip.
She's safe.
I did it for the clips.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, we got a bunch of guests or guests in the house.
Are we bringing them in now?
You're not here yet?
Okay.
All right.
Uh, what do we got here?
So we can read some chats.
Yeah, yeah, we can read some chats.
There's a support of Friday, guys, so send your chats in for ladies and for us as well.
Okay.
What was that?
Okay.
Damn on X, Myron is always getting a lot of heat from the blacks.
Is this what you mean by I live among the creatures of the night?
Anyways, is that black girl with her natural hair out?
It's so rare, which makes her more attractive.
She should be at the center of the table.
Aw, that's so nice.
Thanks, guys.
Shout out to you.
Yeah, shout out to me.
Good stuff.
Makes me feel good.
The tech boy.
Thank you, you too.
Hey, Rita.
You don't want to hit up the Waffle House?
I see you was getting a little feisty with my boy Fresh.
Do you need to eat?
Do you need to eat?
I'll pay for your meal.
What was happening there?
No, so she was bringing up, last time she was on the show, what happened, and I was like, I don't remember you, but the hair changed.
So I was like, okay, maybe if I go back in time, I can remember what happened, then it hit me.
What happened?
I'll save it for later, but I'm gonna get to that point.
It was not nice.
I know, we'll move on.
Cool, what's next one?
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah, we got you, bro.
What's going on?
Fresh?
What's going on?
Myron?
Hello, lovely ladies on the panel.
You got a haircut, bro?
Hey.
Hi.
Yeah, I like my haircut.
This is my friend Aiden Ross, by the way.
What up, man?
He's in a bad mood.
He was just gambling.
Aiden, do you all up or down?
Down.
I rushed it, though, and I just lost.
It could have went either way, but fuck gambling.
How much did you lose?
A lot of money.
He lost 200k in about 10 minutes.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not joking.
That's just what happened.
I mean, let's be real.
Let's be real.
But how you guys doing?
It's fresh and fit.
Lovely.
Good panel over here.
Doesn't look like any of you guys are gonna get Frank Castle.
Do you guys seem cordial?
There's a girl with a thousand bodies over there.
That's a lot.
It's a conservative number.
Yeah.
What do you think about Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue taking your shine?
Oh my god, I had a scene with one of those guys like three days ago.
It was fire.
A scene with one of the guys?
Yeah, one of the guys from the thing.
The Thousand Bodies thing.
Yeah, it was fire.
I was like, dude, your chest needs to be from yesterday, dude.
Like, I can't.
What?
Like, I can't.
Him and I literally went to talent testing like ten minutes apart and he was like, I think I saw you.
And I was like, yeah, I said hello and you were in a hoodie and kind of asleep.
I'm kind of upset with Lily.
Why are you upset with her?
Because she's taking Jinxy from me.
Wait.
Jinxie from you?
Fuck, I don't know who that is.
You dated Jinxie?
Well, no, but I literally wrapped my car with his face.
Who's Jinxie?
You don't know Jinxie?
He's so cute.
Oh, it's a man.
Yeah.
Sneakle, what do you think about this?
I have a good question.
I want to see.
I just thought of a good question.
If I can ask her on the panel.
Sure.
Go right ahead.
Okay.
So, ladies, you heard about Elon Musk's new baby mama, Ashley St. Clair, correct?
No.
No.
okay so elon musk has had about four or five baby mamas he just got this new girl pregnant and um he wasn't showing up for valentine's day to expose what's going on um my friend aiden ross over here is uh you know on the on the level of elon musk is getting close if you if aiden would to were to dm you and propose with a situation uh where you could be a baby mama and he would you know give you child support every month would you how would you respond let's start with the blonde girl to my right next to myron She looks scared.
Stop.
She's going to send me a season desist after that one.
Wait, what was the question?
So Aiden Ross over here, he's on Elon Musk level wealth when he's not gambling.
If he were to DM you and say that you could be his baby mama, how would you respond?
Is he going to have multiple or is he going to be loyal to me?
You're his baby mama.
You're not his wife.
So it doesn't matter what he does.
You're just gonna get a check for maybe 30k a month, which is a lot.
I mean, 30k a month.
I don't know.
How tall is Aiden?
Wait, you don't know Aiden Rocks?
But I don't know how tall he is.
He's like 5'11".
Like 5'10", 5'11".
I think she says no.
I don't know.
I think I'm worth more than 30k a month.
So how much to be a baby mom a month?
I would want a loyal partner, you know?
You're just a baby mom.
You're not a wife.
You're not a girlfriend.
You don't have no attachment.
That's what I'm saying.
I want him to be in the life of my baby and me.
I'll get the baby yes or no.
You're just a baby mama though.
Yeah, so no, I wouldn't do it.
I would need probably more money to even consider it.
Because, like, I can make 30k myself a month.
Period.
Okay, so how much a month to consider it?
I don't know.
Because I'm...
I don't know.
Alright, we'll continue to go around it.
I think Aiden has to step out and do something for a second.
Did you get the text, Byron?
No, I didn't.
I'll check my phone.
Alright.
What about you?
What?
Monthly.
How much do you need?
To be a baby mama?
To be a baby mama?
No.
I am a baby mama and I get my bills paid and I'm taken care of and everything's fine.
How much child support are you getting a month from your baby dad?
I don't need child support.
I'm together.
We're together.
Period.
Oh, okay.
Why aren't you married?
I knew this topic was going to come.
Coming soon, baby.
Coming fucking soon.
Do you really need a paper to say that, oh, I love this person?
Well, I'm asking.
Clearly she wants it.
Do you not want to be married?
Do you really need it if you really think about it?
It's your choice at the end of the day.
You don't need anything.
It's your choice.
I mean, if he proposes to me, okay, I'm open to it, but marriage is like too much.
Well, of course, even a kid is an attachment, but marriage is...
Wild.
Do you want to be married, though?
Huh?
Do you actually want to be married?
At some point, of course.
I want to be a wife.
Alright.
What about you?
How much a month?
You're 21 years old, right, blue dress?
Yeah, I wouldn't do it because I don't ever want to be a baby mom.
Ching Chong tipped $35.
Rating from the panel starting off with Myron, Lady, 6. Lady, 8. Lady, 8. Negro, 0.
Negro.
Zero.
Lady.
Six.
Chat malfunctioning.
Whoa!
That was intense.
Okay, back to you.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it.
For no amount of money.
100k?
Nope.
I don't want to be a baby mom.
I want to have a kid with someone I'm with.
Like, I don't want to...
No.
Okay.
What about you?
Oh, for Annie Ross?
Yeah.
Nah, I'm good.
Like, I don't know.
I just wouldn't want Aiden Ross being my baby dad.
Like, you gotta think about it.
Like, y'all both gotta raise the kid, right?
So you're gonna be sending your kid over with Aiden.
God knows what the hell he doing.
Exactly.
Like, I'm good.
Why do you think you wouldn't be a good father?
I never said that.
But for my kid, I just wouldn't want my kid raised by him.
That's all.
But in his own right, he probably could be a good father for his child someday.
Yeah.
I mean at some point.
Yeah, right.
At some point everybody gotta settle up.
Hashtag Aiden Ross, get a baby.
Okay.
Baby Daddy Ross.
Hashtag Baby Daddy Ross.
There you go.
Hashtag Baby Ross.
What about you?
I would hate to be a baby mama, straight up.
I don't give a fuck how much money I'm being paid.
Money, it ain't nothing at the end of the day.
So, straight up, no.
Ain't nobody struggling with the baby but you.
But you know, one thing about me, like, I really do care about the child at the end of the day, and I really do believe that a child deserves to have their mother and their father in their life together.
Exactly.
It creates a really good foundation.
I really do believe in that.
Are you in a relationship?
Are you married?
No, I'm actually single.
Oh, okay.
Can I ask how old you are?
I'm 21. All right, what do you think is the ideal age that you want to settle down and do all that?
Okay, so the way my life is going, I'm gonna say probably 30. Especially because of this generation as well.
Yeah.
Everybody very childish.
Everybody, everybody know where they supposed to be at mentally for real.
Men are 40. 50 years old, they're still childish.
They never mature.
That's true, though.
That's definitely true.
The men, the older they get, the less their brain works.
I feel like age don't matter for real.
It's really circumstances.
It don't matter.
It's circumstances.
You can find somebody that's 20 years old in the same mentality as the 40-year-old.
For real.
For real.
But experience and money won't be there, probably.
That's circumstances.
True.
Sounds good, but I'll pay for it, man.
I'll work.
All right, what about you?
No.
You heard her single for life?
There's like way too many reasons.
Your body comes off the chin though.
That's just crazy.
I would say like if it was like a three-way relationship of like multiple people involved, maybe it would be entertaining.
Like a poly relationship?
You into that?
I don't really know what like the title would be to it, but it's like maybe you guys are both dating a girl at the same time.
Maybe the girl is dating someone else.
Maybe you trade one day.
I don't know.
Trade.
Depends.
Like swing?
Like trade.
Whatever you want to say.
Like, oh, you want to go here tonight?
Sure.
Okay, so they all basically said no.
They all said no, but I mean, it's just how many women are publicly saying that they're posing as conservative girls, but then they get that DM from Elon Musk and all their values change immediately.
I mean, you're saying this now, but if you actually get that DM and you get proposed that business offer, you're accepting it.
A lot of you are.
Maybe not all of you, maybe you have a whole lot of values, but if we're looking at the track record, you're not ignoring that DM. Then you're a paycheck to someone, though.
I mean, he not talking to me, so...
I mean, he don't know none of us.
He ain't lying, though.
Because on camera, it sounds good, but off camera, you never know.
Exactly.
That's true.
That's true.
Yes, they definitely would.
Some of them would.
Nope.
I know she would.
In a way, it sounds bad because you're putting a price tag on it, but a marriage is like a formal, traditional...
Loving way of prostitution.
Everything is buying and selling.
And to some extent, the husband is paying, he's providing, and then the woman is giving something in return.
When you give a woman a ring and say, be my wife, how is that different from a transaction when you interact with a prostitute and hand her some money and she accepts it?
One is for one night and one is for the whole life.
So if you get proposed something from a billionaire and he says, this amount of money for this, it's not that much different.
It's just an explicit way of describing most relationships nowadays.
I honestly agree.
But with a prostitute, you fuck, right?
You not emotionally involved or nothing like that.
When you're in a relationship and you go and get married with that person, you...
Emotionally involved, no?
I feel like the moral line is completely different, too.
Like, a prostitute with a dude just paying for it one night, okay, that's one night.
Marriage, you see that person every day.
Every day.
Like, that's completely different.
So the only difference is time.
But time changes things.
Does it not?
Yeah, it sounds like, I mean, there's all this stigma around prostitution or even like you're comparing the Elon Musk baby mama situation.
But I mean, the only major difference is time and explicitly describing what the deal is going to be.
So if it was described in a different way, and if Elon or whoever ate and had it with some flowery language, a lot of you would be reconsidering.
But just the way I described it, you're rejecting it now.
Yeah, I mean, we all know on camera, they say one thing, but off camera, do something else.
Why do you keep looking at me?
You literally just keep looking at me like...
Okay, but Jinxie's not, like, Elon's, like, grown.
Like, Jinxie's not, like...
So you want to be Becky Hill, basically?
No, I don't want to be her.
Why would I want to be her?
She's a manipulative liar.
I would never want to be her.
Her values are so low.
My body count is literally one.
I would never want to be her.
Do girls count?
I've never been with a girl.
Nothing against being with a girl.
Is she on you?
You can subscribe if you want to.
Yes, I do that type of work, but I don't make content with females.
That's going to change.
I mean, are you like...
So what have you told you to quit OnlyFans tomorrow?
Would you quit for him?
No.
See?
Because, like, some people will say gambling's bad.
It's an addiction.
So, same with, like, porn, you know?
Like, you could say, like, some people, like, I saw a tweet a guy made the other day, and he was like, oh, if you promote gambling, then you're no different than, like, doing OnlyFans.
Like, it's like the same shit.
So, like, why are you gonna look at me and say what I'm doing is bad if you're fucking gambling?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
It's all hypocrisy.
Yeah, it's literally so bad.
Like, it's the same thing.
It's like...
I mean, it's different, in a way.
But it's still an addiction.
I don't know if it happened to the same thing as...
Well, yeah.
But you don't have to take things to the max.
Like, yeah, you've slept with, like...
Whatever.
But I've only slept with...
And nothing wrong with it.
Like, I'm not judging you for that.
I don't care.
It's all good.
But, like, I've only slept with one person, and I'm not lying about that, you know?
You can stand your grounds.
You don't have to take things.
That far.
If you don't want to.
I'm going to get out of here, ladies.
Have a great show.
Thanks for answering my question properly.
Bye.
Enjoy the show.
Alright, we've got some more chats here.
Oh, real quick.
Mr. Hooligan donated five subs to the actual Rumble chat.
Shout out to Mr. Hooligan on Rumble.
Shout out to your brother.
I'm not going to lie, man.
One body?
I don't believe that, but we'll continue.
It is one body.
Okay, so I just turned 19 like two weeks ago.
Let me ask you this.
Why is her one body not believable, but my two is?
Yeah.
I don't believe you either.
Like, what the fuck?
But you aren't her about it.
Right.
Well, I'm just teasing her a little bit.
That's because of OnlyFans.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
But there's some girls that are versions of OnlyFans.
But to be real, that doesn't mean that you have a high body.
He's profiling.
That's what it is.
He's profiling.
Yeah, you're probably right.
It's not a worst thing possible, but yeah.
What's the next one, Vils?
Next chat?
Yeah, but in the meantime, though, I think OnlyFans itself is not end-all be-all, but I will say it does put an image on you instantly.
Like, just seeing OnlyFans is like, oh my god.
But my cousin, she literally is a bop.
And it's like, why don't you mark it off being a bop?
Like, take advantage of what we're growing up in.
She's in the bop house?
No, no.
She should be.
Like, she probably has more bodies than the girls that are in the bop house.
Wait, what is a bop?
Yeah, I'm looking confused right now.
Well, like, people will be like, oh, like a bop.
Like, it's stereotypical.
Like, a bop is like a girl that, like, you look at me and you're probably thinking, oh, I have an OnlyFans, I'm a bop.
But, I mean...
It's like the gringo version.
Can I ask, how did you tell your parents that you were going to do that?
Well, see, I was...
I've always not been the smartest.
Keep it real.
My grammar is awful.
You will hear me say like in probably 50 times in one sentence.
I can't form actual...
I'm pretty slow.
At least you're honest.
You mean your vocabulary is not as extended as most people?
You mean your vocabulary is simply not as extended?
Yeah, I'm just...
And I'm working with what I have.
So...
That was...
We got you.
Yeah, working with...
Yeah, whatever.
Anyways, and also my health is really bad.
And I didn't come from a lot.
So...
Okay, guys, let's not.
Cry me a river.
No, but...
How did you tell your parents stuff?
Yeah, how did you like sit them down and tell them?
How I told my parents was...
So, I started doing like social media, took it like...
Started taking it seriously when I was 15 years old.
Okay.
The comments have always been there, being like, oh, you should make spicy content, okay?
And, like, I was like, I don't even know what it is.
When I was, like, 17, I was at school, and I was like, what am I going to do?
Everyone around me is...
Yeah, everyone around me.
I don't even know how to do my own hair.
Like, I pay people.
Like, I went to the salon today to get it straightened.
Baby, you need to get on YouTube.
I've tried!
Like, I just explained.
I'm, like, really slow.
Like, to keep it...
Like, I know what, like, my strong points are, and I know, like, what my weaknesses are.
And I have epilepsy.
Sometimes I have a seizure, and it will literally, like, take, like, mentally drain me.
Like, and physically drain me.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I just...
It looked like what it was, and I was like, you don't have to take it to the extreme.
You know?
And...
So you're just taking advantage of that form.
So that's what you told your parents when you...
Yeah, so I looked into it more, and I thought about all my options, and once I get more...
And I've started investing.
On my drop day, when I was still in high school, two weeks later, I went and invested all my money, and I'm still like...
Like, I'm being smart about it.
How did you tell your parents?
The most I've ever made in one month?
Six figures.
I'm not explaining.
Baby, how you told your parents you was doing what you're doing right now?
How did I tell them?
Yeah, like, how did they find out?
Like, did you, like, sit them down?
Like, hey, mom and dad, like, I'm doing OnlyFans.
Yeah, and, like, they straight up were like, is this really what you want to do?
And I'm like, yeah.
And my mom fully supported it.
I grew up in dance competitions.
It's really no different.
If you watch Dance Moms, they'll put a little 8-year-old in a swimsuit, basically.
Wait a minute.
OnlyFans in dance competitions is not the same.
You can say it's no different, but you don't...
An 8-year-old in a leotard?
And people are sexualizing that watching Dance Moms.
You can go on Reddit and you can see That little girl on Dance Moms was getting sexualized.
You can go on, see, me, as a 15-year-old, I was getting AI'd.
That's different.
If I'm going to get AI'd and there's going to be fake nudes of me on the internet, then I might as well just do it.
But that's different.
She's getting sexualized and chose not to do OnlyFans.
You were getting sexualized in your case and you chose to do OnlyFans.
Because you're doing what you're doing.
The kids get sexualized because people are weird and nasty like that.
You're putting yourself out there like that, so it's kind of different.
And don't think we're judging you.
It's not even like judging you or anything.
I'm judging.
I'm judging.
Yeah, but I don't, like, I'm not against what I do.
I still have my values, and I'll never take it to, like, past.
That's great.
So we still need to get the answer, though, about your appearance.
Yeah, I already said they fully support it.
She just straight up told them.
I straight up sat them down.
And is it cool?
They didn't have any pushback at all.
No, because I still, like, I do the most that I can for them.
Like, one day I want to, like, buy them.
You pay your bills?
Yes, like, I will literally, like, Venmo my mom.
Like, I literally will do this for them.
That's why.
Like, but it's not, like, that's not why.
My mom has always supported me, like, everything, like...
Your dad, too?
Yeah, my dad, too.
Okay.
Like every dance competition, they were there.
Every this, every single hospital, they were there.
Like my health.
Do you think down the line you're gonna want to get out of the industry of OnlyFans?
And will you look at your parents differently for allowing you to do it and not giving you pushback?
No, because I will never take it to a point where I will regret.
I'm never gonna be a Lily Phillips and go fuck a thousand guys for the clout of it.
Okay.
I have my values and I'm taking it.
Like, I will never take it to a pass.
Like, I've done it for a year.
I started in high school, and I was very young.
I'm now 19, and I've still stood my ground.
I'm taking it where I want to.
Like, I will never get to a point.
Yeah, I was going to say that, too.
And I'm only going to get smarter.
Because there's a lot of people that simply get carried away.
Yeah, my brain's not fully developed, and I still am, like, you know what I'm saying?
You made a big choice.
If you had a daughter, would you want her to do OnlyFans?
Well, that's the thing of it.
Like, my daughter will never have to do OnlyFans because I'm going to make the money.
I'm investing it, so I'm going to...
You didn't mention that.
You didn't grow up with a lot.
Yeah, so I'm going to support my family that I currently have, like my younger sister, my mom, my dad, and then I'm going to support...
You kids.
Yeah.
All right.
I wish you the best one night and ever.
What's next, Mobiles?
Yo.
Crazy appearance, though.
Where are the sound effects?
I know.
I was about to start doing them over here.
I was like, dun, dun, dun.
Cancer Time says, if you can make a woman smile and laugh, you shall have access to the vaginal path.
If she laughs at your jokes, she shall mow into your strokes.
If you can make her giggle, you shall make her cheeks jiggle.
If she smiles a lot around you, and she starts cheesing, her brothers are cool she wants displeasing.
Okay.
What a point.
That was pretty good, right?
I love that point, though.
Oh, my gosh.
Phenomia.
We're comedians.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
Fresh updates.
Ladies, which one would you choose and why?
Okay, so we got Brett and Jabril.
Especially the ones with the left.
Hell no.
Zero?
That's funny.
She said that.
Who would you choose?
Not that one.
Zooming is crazy.
I'm scared.
Wait, isn't it four?
Yeah, like, who's that fourth dude?
Jabril, man.
Out of these three, who'd you choose?
None of the above.
No, you gotta choose one.
Gun to the head.
Who'd you choose?
F, marry, kill.
Fuck, marry, kill.
Fuck the top one.
Okay.
Between killing.
I'm going to throw up.
The top one of the crazy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.
Let me do a thing.
You better marry.
Who are you about to kill?
I feel like...
Killed this one.
I feel like he looks sweet.
I feel like...
Is that valid?
He kinda looks like a nice guy.
Kill this guy on the left.
I don't trust people with, like, mustaches, really.
But both of them have mustaches.
What about you?
Kill, kill, kill.
Oh my god, I was gonna say the same thing!
You have to choose.
You have to choose.
If you had to.
Hypothetical.
Hypothetical.
That one.
Which one?
Left or right?
The mustache, man.
Yeah, the meme that came out.
What?
Everybody ugly.
Like, I'm sorry, but...
No, for real.
I'm sorry if you're out there and you see this.
Okay, what about you?
I'm just speaking my truth.
Probably kill the top one.
That's crazy.
I kind of agree.
The one on the right kind of seems like he would probably buy you flowers sometimes.
So maybe marry him.
Or cook for you.
Yeah, something nice.
I feel like he would do something nice for me.
And then kill the one on the left?
No, kill the top one.
Oh, fuck.
She's trying to kill everybody.
Kill top, fuck left, marry right.
Got it.
Alright, Jacob.
What about you?
I would marry the dude at the top.
I don't know.
I like nerds.
He like a nerd a little bit.
Okay.
So, I'll marry the dude at the top.
Yo, zoom out.
Damn!
Yo!
Come on, build up messed up, man.
I would...
Right?
You got a kill?
Or...
Fuck.
Okay, I don't know what y'all talk about with the dude on the right.
He's dead.
Dead.
Off the rip.
Fuck, you look sweet.
Is the dude on the left Mexican?
I think so.
Mexicans are so lovely.
I'll probably choose the dude on the left.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
Okay.
I kill all three niggas.
I'ma just say kill all three of them, but hypothetically speaking, go through the head.
Die, die, die.
But potentially speaking, go to the head.
I do think that God to the right, to the bottom right, looks very dismay.
He looks nice.
He looks like a church boy.
Yeah.
Okay, so I would marry him.
Okay, who'd you kill?
Kill the one to the left.
Okay.
Y'all can still hear me though, right?
You gotta move the mic in front of me.
Yeah, a penis, remember?
Yeah, you can pick the mic up and move it around if you wanna.
What'd I say to the one to the left?
I didn't say that.
Okay, so marry, kill, kill.
Okay.
That's it.
She marrying a dude on the right.
Yeah.
In the right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then last but not least?
I agree with the blue dress.
What was that again?
I think marry, fuck, kill.
Marry, fuck, kill.
Okay.
Marry, fuck, kill.
Marry to the right, fuck to the left, kill to the top.
Wait, so I'm the only one who married a dude at the top?
Yeah, pretty much.
You can have him.
You go, sir.
Hey, it's good to be different.
There you have it.
Alright.
Can I put some chapstick on him?
Can we just get her out of this?
Alright, we can move on.
Fresh updates.
Think about this.
When are we getting Fresh vs.
Nico Boxing match?
Never, nigga.
Yo, also, guys, I just want to say this real quick.
Obviously, the elephant in the room.
We're really sorry about that, guys.
We didn't know that that was going to happen.
I had told them to come and do the appearance in person.
They messaged for us and said they wanted a Discord call.
We said, alright, cool.
It ended up working out as planned.
I definitely was in the back talking with them about that and how that wasn't not really professional.
Sorry about that, guys.
Obviously, we're still going to have a good show and everything else like that, but I definitely want to let you guys know that that wasn't the plan whatsoever.
None of us foresaw that happening.
We do it live.
We do it live.
Yeah, that's kind of what sucks with post-production.
Now you guys can see why everyone pre-records their podcast because of shit like this.
But, no, it's not Sneakho's fault, guys.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
He really didn't know.
So don't blame him.
But, yeah, dude, just unfortunate circumstances.
It happens.
No, he doesn't have animosity towards us, bro.
We've been buried the hatchet there, me and Aiden, but I don't know.
I think he lost a lot of money, that's why.
Yeah, I think he lost money.
Let his emotions get the best of him.
Yep.
So, it is what it is.
Okay, where we at here?
The Diglets.
Zico the type of dude to invite random hosts to the weed scythe before telling the niggas that put in for the blunt.
It's not his fault, bro.
He really didn't know that shit was gonna happen.
He tried, he tried.
So, you know, he tried to make a connection and it just didn't work out.
What else we got?
That's it?
Alright.
Cool.
Any questions for the girls?
I was in the back.
We got their questions.
But I do want to ask a question for the ladies real quick.
So we talked about her OnlyFans journey.
What about yours?
What made you get into OnlyFans and why you started?
I had a bunch of people right around the cusp of turning 18 that were blowing me up on Snapchat for stuff.
And I was like, this is really annoying to have to deal with all this.
And I was like, there's got to be a better way.
And then OnlyFans was born.
So it's like right around the Cove at the time, I would say.
Do you ever, like, regret going to OnlyFans?
No.
Because people ask you some crazy shit in porn.
Someone asked to step on my face the other day.
And I was like, yeah, no.
I mean, that was it?
I don't even know who said that.
That wasn't crazy.
He probably watched it.
We all know that.
No, they cut that part out of the scene.
No, it's top in the search history.
Wait, what?
Oh, hey, look it up.
You need a VPN, sir.
I'm sorry.
So I'm curious, these four girls here, why would you not OnlyFans, if you make money, have some fun as well?
Why not OnlyFans?
Because, I don't know, I'm more of a shy person.
I don't really like putting myself out there like that.
Like, yeah, I could post a little prerogative photo, but OnlyFans is a little crazy for me.
I respect any woman that does it, but for me...
You respect them?
I mean, I respect their hustle.
At the end of the day, it's a business and they're making money.
See, I like the closet at the very end.
I respect it, though.
You go, girl.
You go, exactly.
What about you?
I don't think that the type of guy that I want to end up with would be okay with me having one, so I would rather put that first than making X amount of money for...
To then shoot myself in the foot and then not be able to be happy with your kids.
And then my kids too.
I don't want them to be bullied in school.
I don't know.
It just doesn't sit right with me.
For me personally.
For you?
I believe in modesty.
I just don't ever see myself doing that.
Not to everybody else.
I know everybody grew up differently.
Just not me though.
Just sit with your chest.
You don't gotta say.
Oh, I always say stuff with my chest, but like...
What chest, nigga?
Alright.
What about you?
I'ma just say that I respect myself enough.
Did y'all hear what I said?
Say it again.
I'ma just say that I respect myself enough to not put myself in a position to be doing those type of things.
That's it.
Was it a shot at them?
Listen, at the end of the day, I don't judge nobody.
Everybody got their hustle.
Everybody got their own way of making money.
I cannot judge the next prostitute next to me.
I cannot judge the next stripper.
No, no, no, no.
Chill, chill.
I'm not judging the next stripper.
No, she's talking with her hands.
She's not like...
Shot fired.
Yeah, yeah, I don't even care.
I can't judge the next stripper.
I can't judge the next nigga that's out here sucking another nigga's dick for money.
I can't judge the next person that's out here scamming.
I don't judge nobody.
But that's just me.
What are your guys' thoughts on how they view it?
Well, I think, like, with AI, It's crazy.
Nowadays, it's literally getting crazy.
Like, in five years, AI will probably have sex tapes of us.
They do.
So, like, what you're saying, like, your children and whatever, you don't want your children to see the pictures?
I could probably give it four years, take a picture of you right now, and AI, you fucking a guy, and put it out there.
But it's not me doing that.
Like, I can't help.
Who will know?
Like, I could sit here and blast it on the internet and be like, oh, this girl did this, and just talk, and, like, you know, and then your kid could see it the next day at school and, like, Break down and be like mom was this true or not and you could just lie to them and be like it's not but you know I was getting AI'd literally like a couple years back and it's only gonna get better so with the pictures that you don't want your kids to see it's gonna happen regardless just give it time with that and then also I guarantee go on your Instagram you have swimsuit pictures that
probably are like this tiny of bikinis so you might as well be selling it and plus you wouldn't tell your body count so your body counts probably I'm still talking.
Your body counts probably- Baby, why are you coming for her?
Your body counts probably- Ain't nobody coming for you, my love.
Yeah, what's going on?
Your body counts probably- I just wanted a collab.
On her ass!
She's taking it a little bit more later.
No, because when she was saying it the whole entire time, she was looking at me only.
Oh, wow.
We're looking at you for different reasons.
It's because- Because you're beautiful, my love.
I know, it was kind of giving jealousy.
No.
We both do it, so.
Yup, you're right.
I don't know.
She's aware, huh?
I just stopped caring a long time ago.
Okay, you want to respond to that or you want to?
Oh, I don't really care.
No?
Okay.
How do you feel about this topic with OnlyFans?
It's very entertaining for me, that's the thing.
It's more of an entertainment.
Like someone, my agent told me the other day, he was like, hey, you need to get tested every two weeks, like instead of taking, because I take two weeks on, two weeks off.
And he's like, you need to be tested all the time.
And I was like, I don't think you understand.
I do this for entertainment.
Like I have, I've gotten rental properties.
I have multiple rental properties now in states.
So it's like.
I don't really have to do anything else.
I just do it because I genuinely think it's entertaining.
And then I can go up to a girl and hit on a girl and be like, hey, you want to do a collab?
Instead of being like, hey.
You know what I mean?
You can literally quit whenever you want because you're not depending on them.
That's what I wouldn't want to do.
I don't want to depend on that.
When you say entertaining, you mean as in like entertaining talking to other girls or other men?
The men thing, honestly, there's too many men at me for it.
Like, I was at an event the other day, and this guy came up to me that's like, he and I have done collabs before, and he goes, hey, like, can you go help me pick up this girl?
And I was like, yeah, which girl or whatever.
He looks, and he points, and I was like, oh my god, yes.
And he was like, alright, I'm gonna lead.
And I'm like, I don't really think that's a good idea.
He goes and just starts walking away from me, and I was like, this is gonna end so bad.
And he goes up to the girl, and he's like, she wants to sit on your face.
And I was just like, oh.
Cool.
That's a great intro.
And then she started making out with me.
And I was like, alright, thanks, dude.
And then later, he puts us both in a group chat and was like, hey, are we doing a three-way?
And the girl straight up was like, no.
I don't want you.
I just want her.
And I was like, yo, that's so funny.
And then he's calling me like, oh my god, it backfired.
Like, did you do this?
And I was like, no, dude.
It just happened.
Like, you kind of did it.
Thanks, by the way.
He wasn't too happy, but it's alright.
He loves me.
Was it worth it?
Is the reason why you don't want to do, like, a collab is because are you not bisexual or what?
I just don't really do collabs.
Her body count's one.
My body count's one, and it was with a guy that I dated for almost two years in high school.
I really only give my body to someone, and I made him wait seven months before we did something.
I don't know.
I just don't really have...
You still in love with him?
No, no, no, no.
He cheated on me, bro.
I'm not in love with him.
He cheated on you before or after you threw the money in the air.
Way before.
That was a whole year after.
And plus, his cousins and all his friends tried hitting me up after I dropped the LF. Probably because they saw the leaks.
Why did he break up with you?
Because guys don't normally leave women.
Oh my god, I just knocked something off.
I'm sorry.
Did you leave him?
Um, well, here's the thing.
So, I, like, broke up with him because I, like, I could tell that we were just, like, falling out of love with each other.
But, like, I knew that it was just, like, lustful, you know?
And I could tell that, like, oh, we weren't hanging out with his friends as much.
We weren't really going to do anything.
All it was was, like, oh, we would go to each other's houses and then we...
Yeah.
I was like, this man doesn't love me anymore.
Like, I'm still in high school.
I'm not going to marry this guy.
I was like, I'm an idiot.
Like, why did I give my first body to him?
Like, ew.
And that's why I'm so hesitant to, like, get with another guy.
Or, like, you know, I don't know.
And, yeah, pretty much, you guys don't want to hear me rant.
But that's kind of just, yeah.
Was he black or white?
Wait.
Figured.
Whoa.
Okay.
Figured.
Interesting.
Very, very interesting.
Are you okay with, like, I know you said that you only have one body or whatever, but are you content with the fact that, like, most guys are going to assume it's way higher than that?
Just based off what you do?
Because of the OnlyFans?
And they might assume worse?
Yeah, I think, like, not even just, like, I think, like, really pretty women, like, I think most guys will judge, and I think it's, like, It's kind of like their insecurities, you know?
Like, I think guys will see, like, a really pretty girl just walking in the street and will think, oh, like, I think kind of they fantasize and be like, I want to get with them.
And then will think, like, oh, probably a lot of guys have gotten with her.
Already.
Already.
You know, I think, like, guys kind of, I don't know, but maybe not.
They don't have the confidence to approach you.
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
Like, for example, I know that you were making fun of her trying to say that she has more bodies than you, but...
At face value, if a guy talks to her and then talks to you, they might assume that she'd have less than you because of her profession versus your profession.
Yeah.
You got what I'm saying?
So does that not bother you that people are always going to assume that and you're going to have to battle that barrier for any guy that you might want to see in the future?
Do you have these thoughts?
No, because I would like...
Show him by, like, going on, like, multiple dates and getting to know him.
Like, he wouldn't fuck me on, like, the first date, you know, at all.
Like, we wouldn't fuck until literally months.
Yeah, but do you think he'd wait around?
And if he doesn't, then bye.
That's fine.
Like, I'm not, like, there's multiple men out there.
I get that, but, like, do you not see how, like, if you're gonna try to leverage sex, right, they're gonna want a certain type of girl.
Yeah, but there's, like, the right one out there, you know?
I gave up.
Hold on.
Why'd you give up?
This is very important.
Okay, so my last relationship, I tried to break up with the guy and he said no for like a year.
And I kept trying to get away from the guy like over and over again.
He said no and laughed, thought that was funny.
And I'm like, no, I kept moving.
I bought a fucking RV and left the goddamn state.
He fucking found me, man.
I tried to leave, then one day.
You put an ear tag in that fucking RV. I don't even know.
I saw that one.
I got a new one.
You put an ear tag in there and say, yep, I got you, bitch.
It was bad.
It was bad.
Actually, I'm sorry.
Yeah, but let me ask you this, because girls always love to brag about a show like this.
Were you not responding to them and engaging in communication and other things?
Because girls, here's the thing where I've noticed with you women.
You guys love to say, oh, he's so crazy.
He pursued me, whatever.
But what you won't admit is that you contacted him, too.
You hooked up with him too.
You guys had that makeup sex and then he thought everything was good.
You guys never tell the full story.
It was like a different level of that.
It was more like he was like a suicidal type situation and he would like respond in ways where I was like, God damn it, I have to go get this kid.
Like I would call, I don't even know what it's called.
Yeah, so I was like, I mean, yeah, that's what I was saying.
It was kind of like one of those things where it's like they're pulling you in.
No, I was about to say it.
I was about to say it.
No, you weren't, man.
I'm pretty sure you could Google it actually.
What?
The incident day.
Probably Google it.
And also, going back to that, like, I'm not, like, okay with most men's body counts.
They're, like, too high.
Like, I'll talk to a guy, and they'll be like, oh, it's, like, 50, and I'm like, how?
Wait, they tell you the body count?
Yeah, or they'll lie, and I'm like, bro, I know you're lying.
Like, they'll be, like, 8, and I know, and I'm like, okay, that's, like, times 4. How old are the men that you're talking to?
In her 20s probably.
In her 20s probably.
In her 20s probably.
In her 20s probably.
In her 20s probably.
Thank you.
So, why do girls fake it?
I'm just curious.
Um...
I don't know why.
It's like something wired in her brain.
I don't know.
You know what I really think it is?
It's for them to finish fast.
It's for them to be able to just...
Get it over with.
When it's not good, we just, uh-huh, uh-huh.
So you can just get it over with.
What wasn't my reasonings?
Why, though?
Like, if I'm being real, I lost my virginity when I was 17 years old.
And so that was, like, we lost our virginities to each other.
So all I knew was growing up, okay, I did watch porn growing up, so I was like, okay, they do that.
Like, they make it look so erotic, so exotic.
So I'm like, okay, well, let me try to do that, too.
I had no idea what I was doing.
And so I'm like, okay, let me try to do that too.
And like, maybe this is what I'm supposed to do.
I had no idea about finishing.
It was too dramatized.
Yeah, I had no idea about that.
But when I started to know, I was like, dang, I love him too much to like...
Tell him the truth.
Yeah, tell him the truth.
Like, I didn't want to hurt his ego.
Yeah, I didn't want to hurt his ego.
So I saved it.
What say you?
I was going to say before, like, to spare their ego, because, like, you know that they want you to, so you feel pressured to, like, on, like, a...
I don't know, so then you just, like...
But then you're lying to yourself, though.
But do you want a quiet sex?
You just want to be...
Oh, would you like to...
You just want to...
I'll get to that real quick.
Why do you think girls fake orgasms?
I think they do it because they don't want to...
Make an uncomfortable environment in the moment that it's actually going down.
Got it.
Because it's going down, okay, he's, you know, playing around, getting to the action right before you stick it in.
Once it's already in, it's like, how do I tell this man that he's doing it wrong?
So I have a question.
I feel like that's what it is.
So I have a question.
Is it real love if you hide that you don't have orgasm?
Okay, I think, I think, I don't know.
This is tricky now.
I don't know.
I think.
I don't know.
Because some people, they might think, oh my god, I love him so much.
I don't want to really hurt him.
I don't really know how to tell him.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I've never really been in that predicament, so I can't really tell you.
What do you think?
If you're hiding your orgasm from your man, is it real love?
I would just never do that, though.
That's the thing.
I think that's being a people pleasing thing.
Yeah, and that's the thing I used to struggle with really bad.
I was very naive in my first relationship, so I didn't know how to like...
Say, like, oh, you're doing it wrong.
Let's do this.
Like, I tried it, and he, you know, it was cool when, you know, when we were giving each other head or whatever, but, like, when it came down to actual sex, like, when it came down to actual sex, it's like, how do I tell this man I'm nowhere near finishing?
Like, how do I say that?
And he's already almost done.
Like, what is going on?
I'm going to finish, and it's just like, hold on.
Because I'm not done, and you better get that dick up.
Shut up.
I don't care.
Is it love, or is it just, like, No, because I feel like...
Not that you would get the ick if they don't get you there, but in a way, it's just like, why don't you know how to get me there?
Yeah.
If you love me, you should know how to get me there.
Or if not, let's figure it out.
Let's get some toys.
Let's get something.
Maybe lack of experience.
Lack of experience.
I don't know.
I just feel like it would be weird.
So do y'all prefer somebody that's experienced or somebody that truly genuinely loves you more?
Combo does not exist.
No, no.
Answer the question.
Between either or.
Me personally, truly genuinely loves me because at the end of the day, I feel like that person, they're going to go to the end of the world to do what I need them to do for me.
I'd argue that when it's a lot of love involved this it makes the sex better I think like that was probably because it was just like my first like first love whatever and oh
Sorry tripped out and But yeah, I think we're just like inexperienced and I think I was just being, like, understanding and wanted him to feel good, you know?
But, like, personally, I don't know if I actually, like, I don't know.
I think, like, the next guy probably would want to have, like, more experience, but not 50 bodies.
So I would argue most guys don't know how to please a woman, just because they either don't have experience or they don't know how to, generally.
I agree.
So...
When you guys say you hid it from your boyfriend that you didn't ejaculate, I think of it as, okay, you don't want to hurt his feelings.
But ultimately, if he can't please you in the bedroom, it's going to end at some point.
It's going to end or the woman's going to look for it somewhere else.
Exactly.
So I think you're doing a disservice because you're telling him basically, listen, you're doing great.
Keep going.
He has no idea.
Yeah, true.
So that's not love to me.
I think that's kind of like just cult because you can't fulfill your desires.
Dang.
I definitely get that.
You're right.
You're right on that one.
I don't know.
It never got there for me, though.
Like, I was going to keep it going.
Like, hey, we thugging it out.
We thugging it.
I don't know.
See, we need a school for men to learn what to do.
There's a book.
That would be good.
That would be good.
Because I think most niggas are lost.
All right.
Yeah, guys, sorry about that.
I don't know what happened.
Like, the internet, like, literally went out for, like, two seconds.
Yeah.
Went out for a second, and then it killed the restream.
So the YouTube stream went down, but we're still live on Rumble and X, I think.
So yeah, sorry about that, guys.
But we're up on Rumble the whole time.
So the full stream is going to be up on Rumble.
But we're still live on YouTube right now as well.
I'm the only fan too.
Alright, we got some more chats here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the chats that came from the other stream, we got it.
The Castle Club is still up, right?
So literally the only thing that went down was YouTube.
Yeah.
What about X? It's still up?
X made a new one?
Yeah.
Okay.
So X made a new one.
All right.
Are you live on Twitter too?
No.
Check it right now.
That's fine.
I'll read some of these chats.
Yeah.
Little Diddy Boy Bites.
That's crazy.
Bro.
Bro.
You made a new one, though, I think.
Yeah, I made a new one.
Akechi Goro says, read books.
That was definitely for me.
Thank you.
That's for you.
I will go home.
What else do we got?
I'll study.
A couple more?
Alexi B says, Aiden Ross is a loser.
I think he's just going through it with the gambling loss.
But who knows?
Yeah.
Alright, what else we got?
Alright, cool.
I have another question.
So, ladies, real quick.
So, I've seen a lot of things in the dating space.
Been in myself too as well.
And I just wonder, why do you think you're single?
And then I want you to tell me, why do you think other women are single as well?
We'll do you first.
We'll start here.
Why do you think you're single?
She belongs to the streets!
I couldn't have said it better.
Why do you think other women are single?
Probably because they have too high expectations of situations, and then they're looking for the perfect fit, and then the perfect fit doesn't exactly exist, and they could be looking forever, and it's just not going to be there.
And they're going to keep looking and looking.
Instead, maybe find a couple people that are like, everybody's just calm, level-headed, you guys can have fun together, do your thing, and then...
You'll never know what happens.
So you're more carefree.
What about you?
What do you think you're single?
She took masculine.
Who said it?
Who said it?
I don't even know.
Me.
It was not me.
Please don't hurt me.
Whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
I know I'm single.
I know I'm single because I know what the fuck I want in a man.
And I know exactly what I'm looking for.
I know it's you talking.
I'm looking at you right now.
I'm looking away.
Anyways.
What else?
What's the other question?
What do you think other women are single?
I think other women are single because they don't know what they really want.
Okay.
Straight up.
What about you?
I'm focused on other stuff other than the relationship right now.
I feel like I want to be established because I want to date to marry.
Nose ring.
Me too.
Sorry, go ahead.
I date to marry, so it's like I don't want to just be out here just talking to people and I don't really have myself...
Established.
Like, I would want the person I meet to also be established, but I want to make sure I'm established, too.
So that when we join forces...
What about Voltron and his bitch?
Yeah.
Literally.
But I feel like other women are single because...
I feel like we live in a generation where everyone thinks the grass is always greener on the other side and they end up finding out that it's not.
They don't be like that.
It'd never be greener.
So I feel like everybody just thinks they have too much options.
Thank you.
What about you?
I ignore red flags really badly.
So I think that's why I'm single because I just end up giving the wrong guys the right treatment and then it just goes to shit.
You want to tell them why you're the last guy who just broke up?
I was hoping you weren't going to bring that up.
Too many people told me that he did fruity shit behind closed doors.
I blocked him on everything.
And actually, he went to my old job in Philly a few days ago and my old co-workers texted me and they were like, your ex is in here.
He went looking for me.
What is he looking for you for?
Because I blocked him and he didn't know that I moved here.
You just ghosted him?
Yeah, ghosted him.
You go, girl.
Well, he go, "No now!" He go, "No now!" Yeah, he go, "No." Okay.
Was that what, she was what, last night?
Yeah, last night.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Took an L.
And then what do you think other women are single, in your opinion?
I agree with what you said.
I think that they always think that there's other options out there and they never want to settle and they just want the next best thing.
So they can never just really make a decision.
I think everyone kind of has that problem.
Okay, thank you.
For you?
I feel like women are single because...
No, no, why are you single?
I'm not single.
Where's the room?
I'm just kidding.
Go ahead.
No, stop women, man.
Nah, it's just...
I feel like women can't be submissive.
Women always want to...
No, because I want to do this, I want to do that, and it's like some men have a way of being...
Like growing up on the pond, like for example, their mom, there's guys that their mom, normally they do their laundry, they cook, they clean, they do all that stuff.
Some men are used to that.
So it's like, some women is like, oh, I'm not trying to be in the house and cook.
I'm not trying to be in the house and clean.
But if your man is providing for you and your man is literally paying all your bills and making sure you're straight, why can't you?
Is your man doing that for you right now?
Yes.
Good stuff.
Thank you.
Exactly.
Why do you think you're single and then why are other girls single?
Because she's stupid.
That's what I was going to say.
I'll wipe her up.
It's okay.
I kind of want to wait until my brain is fully developed to make better decisions.
So I think in 25, that's when your brain fully develops, right?
Wait a minute.
25?
No, it is.
It's when your frontal lobe fully develops, right?
I agree, but you just made a bunch of choices right now.
For what?
Mind you, she's young.
She's getting money.
You have to make a career choice.
Like, what do you want me to do?
Just be a bum?
Like, no.
But that's different.
And also, I don't want to commit.
So like, I don't want to commit to one guy and like, you know.
But no, no, no, no. -Certainly getting controversial.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not doing multiple guys.
You looked at me like I'm...
No.
I'm saying...
Yeah, but you said it's either a bummer to OnlyFans.
You could...
Get a regular job.
I was gonna say that.
Right, no, but I didn't mean it like that.
I was saying, like, do you want me to be homeless?
Like, I'm being completely, like, real and honest.
What were my options?
I told you guys, in high school, I was sitting out, like, the list.
I literally sat there with a counselor and was like, oh my god, if I'm gonna go to college, what am I gonna do?
This, this, this, this.
I'm like, I can argue, maybe a lawyer, but...
Too many years in school.
I don't want to do that.
I'm barely getting C's in school right now.
What am I going to do?
And I'm like, my comments, my social media, they're saying do this.
Not a joke.
I mean, so, okay.
I'll give her some credit.
I mean, I use my resources.
There's extremes.
It's like, be a bum or a porn star.
Which one?
I mean, my older sister, she is kind of a bum.
She's 23, still living with the fam.
I mean, so my mom's got a bum porn star.
My little sister might be a doctor.
We'll see.
Okay.
Your friend is 23. Sorry, your sister is 23 living at home.
Well, she actually, I should give her more credit.
She was living home like last year.
Now she's out and she is working.
I mean, some people take their time to move out.
Yeah.
I moved out at the age of 21 and it's not because I couldn't move out.
It was because I didn't want to leave my mother alone more.
Yeah, no, but my mom, I mean, my sister, she just eats off of people's plates.
That's the type of person she is.
She provided no value.
She provided no value in the home.
Sorry to my sister if you're watching this, but she would just use my mom's money, provide no value, wouldn't help around the house, wouldn't clean, do dishes, know nothing.
If you're going to live for free in the home, you can at least provide value.
So you think your sister is a bum?
Yeah, she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she doesn't provide any value.
If you're gonna live for home for free, you can provide value.
She's Cardi B. So, what does she do for work?
Well, now she's a cook in the kitchen.
Who do you think has a better chance of getting a higher status guy, you or her?
Well, she's lesbian, so she's not gonna get a guy.
Is she really lesbian?
Yeah, she has a girlfriend.
She very much likes vagina.
Interesting.
It's a little random.
Yeah, I mean, I find it, like, just the polarity of, oh, it's either I'm going to be a bum.
Only in Ohio.
I'm either going to be a bum or a porn star.
It's like, why not just get a trade or get a job or go to school?
I know you don't want to be a lawyer, but you could get a degree in something less.
Or get a trade that's even faster.
With, like, my epilepsy, I couldn't even, like, go to school.
There are multiple different types of, like, epilepsy, and I also have other conditions.
So you're getting seizures?
Yes, I have seizures frequently.
I'm currently on...
Medication, daily preventative.
And then also I have an emergency med.
If I were to have one, you put it up my nose.
And yeah, like...
Wow.
Yeah.
That is so sad.
Thank you.
I'm not asking for your sympathy.
I don't need it.
What I am trying to say is I'm trying to explain my situation because you guys asked for it.
But like why I did what I did was...
It was just the best option for me.
Epilepsy doesn't stop you from college.
There's...
You can...
I made a post explaining why I did OF. And you can scroll.
There's different types of epilepsy.
And lots of epileptics...
Correct.
And lots of epileptics have explained that they can't work like desk jobs.
Like, they will literally have seizures fall.
Like, I was in school.
That's illegal.
But it's why?
Because what causes you to have a seizure?
I'm sorry, I don't know about it.
When I was 12 years old, my hormones completely shifted and I started having seizures.
Oh, that's crazy.
I have different triggers.
I am on a keto diet because if I have too much carbs, I will have a seizure.
If I have lack of sleep, I will have one.
If...
Like stress, I will have one.
There's multiple different triggers that go into it.
I also have POTS, which is a heart condition.
I also have Raynaunce, which is like an immune disorder.
Like, I'm just pretty much nerfed, okay?
Yeah, you're nerfed.
Like, I just...
Yeah.
Well.
And you're blonde, so yeah.
Yeah, I'm a fake blonde.
Okay.
Whoa.
I mean, should I have this interview?
No.
She doesn't want you to.
Don't say that.
I don't want you to because I like my job.
I'm very happy with what I do.
Okay.
Right back at you.
Well, if you were, then why were you reluctant to say OnlyFans?
Because I didn't know if we could say it on the show.
I just say Google me.
Like, you said straight up, you were like, we couldn't say COVID because of the algorithm.
So I didn't know if I had a word to say.
Mo gives some data instructions.
He's being safe.
Yeah, so I wanted to be safe because I do, like, clips on my page and usually...
Okay, well, usually that will not push algorithm, so I usually just say spicy.
Oh.
And it usually pushes more an algorithm when you say the word spicy versus...
Spicy, spicy, spicy.
On Instagram or?
Instagram.
And TikTok.
I have another question.
Last resort here, but what if, right, you're in a dating market, you find guys that are cool but not hubby type, would you ever travel to find your dream man?
Let's start here.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Would you?
Hell yeah.
I'll go to France.
I mean, don't you get a man right now?
Would you?
Yeah, I would.
Yeah?
I have.
Where'd you go?
I went to Texas.
Well, my ex has been in the country.
I mean overseas.
Oh, yeah, I'll travel overseas.
Okay, what about you?
Would you ever travel to find your man?
Your dream man?
I wouldn't necessarily go looking for a man, but I would for sure travel and be open.
So you know whoever comes my way, for sure.
Okay.
And for you?
Nah, I'm content.
Why are you content?
Because every day in life is a new experience.
So there's some people out here, some men, that decided, you know what?
American women are toasted.
They're cooked.
They're nerfed.
I don't want to talk to them anymore.
They're done with.
And they decided to travel to maybe Colombia, Brazil, Texas.
Wink, wink.
To find their dream girl.
Do you care to travel to find the dream girl at all?
I'm pretty chill at the moment, honestly.
Do you care?
Go for it.
Go find a woman in your motherfucking dream.
She might not be in your damn country.
Look, me, for example, I'm Nicaraguan.
I'm 100% Nicaraguan.
My mom, my dad, my grandfather, generations, indigenous.
I would love to marry a Nicaraguan and have my babies with a Nicaraguan.
I would never be with a Nicaraguan.
Because I know how my peoples are.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm going to go looking outside the box.
Okay.
For you?
Would you care?
If men travel to find different women.
I don't care.
Go ahead.
Do you.
Would you care?
No, I don't care at all.
No, I wouldn't care.
My man used to drive from Dade County to Broward County.
We good.
And he found you.
Okay.
Would you care?
See, it's funny because a lot of guys have been proactive about finding their dream girl because they actually care to find their other.
But women just sit there and say, you know what?
It's going to come to me.
I'm going to sit here and be myself, not make a change, and as a result, I will find my dream man.
I think it's ludicrous because, listen, I understand you want to find your dream man and you can sit there and say, he can come to me, and he might come to you, but the question is, are you ready to receive him when he comes to you?
That's the biggest thing.
And you actually know what you want in a man.
Right.
But are you saying that we should be going out finding them then?
No.
What I'm saying is that like...
Make yourself available.
If you're going to sit there and say you could travel for a man, but you probably won't, being honest here.
He has to come to you, right?
At some point.
So I'm saying in a nutshell, if he's going to come to you, are you ready to receive him as you should?
Oh, yeah.
Are you ready for that?
Let's email him today.
If I met him, I would get married tomorrow if I could.
What?
Men know when they want to marry you within three months.
How old are you?
I'm 21. Okay.
Hold on.
Let's start here, though.
What was the question?
Stupid!
The question was, if your dream man was coming to you today, because most women say, hey, come to me, my dream man, would you be ready to receive him and say, I'm the girl of his dreams?
So would you be able to say, you know what, I'm the wifey type that he needs in his life?
Right now.
If he came to me, I would say I'm his type.
Like, would you be his type?
I'm very lost.
I'm so sorry.
Wait.
What I'm asking you is that, like, you, right, are living your life, but if your dream man came to you today, and he wants you, would you be the right woman for him?
Your dream man.
Your dream man.
My dream man.
Would I be his?
Like, would you be ready to be with a man?
Would you be ready to receive your dream man?
All your bad habits, OnlyFans may be gone, but you'd be ready to receive him, like, as you should.
Like, I'm gonna get married to him right now?
Yeah.
I'm not ready to get married.
I'm too young.
Okay.
For you?
For me?
Yeah.
Wait, so hold on.
You're old enough.
You're old enough to do OnlyFans, but not old enough to get married?
That's like a commitment for life.
I can stop OF tomorrow.
Yeah, but you can get a divorce and you're not going to see the man.
He'll find you.
No matter how many RVs, he'll find you.
Yeah, you can get rid of the man, but you'll never get rid of those pictures.
Yeah, the amount of DMs I have.
I'm not worried about the pictures.
I already explained AI. I'm not really tripping.
So your quote to that is, every girl's gonna have AI on her.
I already had AI pictures of me.
They took pictures of me in a swimsuit.
Wait, naked?
Yes.
She was like, I might as well monetize on this shit.
I was in a swimsuit and they took pictures of me.
There was a whole entire Reddit fan group of me.
It was called Abigail Lutz Gooners slash whatever.
What the fuck?
No, but that shit's real though.
That shit's real.
It be happening.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I was literally...
In the middle of, like, an ocean in a swimsuit, and they completely AI'd me naked.
Like, bro, I'm not in the ocean naked.
So you just prove them wrong?
I mean, right?
You said, fuck it.
You know, AI me, and now I'm gonna promote me being naked anymore.
My whole entire school already saw them, and they looked really real.
So now the U.S. knows you do OnlyFans now.
Yeah.
And the world knows now.
I'm gonna monetize off of it.
I mean, period.
Make that fucking money.
So your solution is, there's gonna be a naked AI in me anyway.
Just dive in deeper.
Make some money off that shit.
I just find it interesting, because girls will say that, like, I'm too young to get married, but you're not too young to picture yourself naked on the internet or be a porn star.
That's a good point.
Every mind is their own different world.
See how the logic doesn't really...
Well, she did say she was not the brightest shitting tool.
But it's okay.
Well, I honestly didn't hear what you said.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
I, like, zoned out.
There's agencies that actually make AI and sell it that way.
Like, straight up.
I've had companies literally come to me and been like, we'll pay you to make an AI version of you, but you get 80% royalty forever.
And I'm like, I don't really want to do that.
There's actually a fake Twitter of me right now that actually used to have more followers than my actual Twitter.
My real Twitter was banned to the point of someone put their phone number as the two authenticator thing.
And I was trying to take it down.
It took me two years.
I finally got it back a couple months ago.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's scary.
Bang Bros was literally tagging the wrong account.
I was like, dude!
Have either of you ever done an IQ test?
Me, yeah.
What'd you score?
God, it was a long time ago.
I know it was high, but I don't remember what it was, honestly.
Then they asked me why I do porn, and then I just kind of shrugged.
Have you ever done an IQ test?
No, but I was gifted as a child.
I used to be extremely smart.
And then...
I know, I know, I know.
No, I literally think epilepsy cooks your brain.
Like, every seizure I have, I think I get dumber.
Plus, I think the medication that they give me, I think, yeah.
I mean, this one medication that I was on, like, I don't know.
Like?
Yeah, it made me, like, just honestly, like, I couldn't focus.
It made me, like, really stupid.
And if you do research, like, it will literally, like, make you dumb.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, dumb?
They're supposed to control your brain in certain things.
I'm on magnesium and fish oil.
I'm on these vitamins to balance out because they actually just kill your chemicals in your brain or whatever.
You're the queen of excuses.
No!
Let me just give it to you straight.
Drugs kill your brain.
If you do meth, you think like a homeless person walking on the street doing meth, you don't think they're dumb?
But like, the thing is, is that we have all these excuses for why people, you know, have problems instead of just telling them that they're dumb.
The problem with your generation is that you guys always have an excuse for why you're not adequate.
But some of y'all are just dumb.
I said I was dumb.
We used to make fun of retards and say that they're just retarded and they're dumb.
Like, it is what it is.
Some win, some lose.
Yeah, but, like, autistic people are really intelligent, too, so...
You're autistic.
No, but, like, if you're gonna call me...
I mean, that's what we used to do, like, you know, we used to call people dumb.
If, like, for example, if someone's talking to you and then you just say, oh, sorry, I zoned out.
We would literally roast you until oblivion.
We'd say you're a stupid fuck.
What the hell?
Like, kids like you used to go to school early.
You know what I mean?
They give you plastic forks.
So you're gonna stab yourself with the helmets.
You know what I mean?
We didn't go back to bullying people.
Like, you're crazy, bro.
I'm talking to her, she's like, wait, what'd you say?
I have severe ADHD, too, and I can't...
Here we go.
No, I'm actually extremely, like, nerfed.
Has anyone ever told you that you're just dumb?
I told you I was dumb.
No, I know, but I don't think a guy has told you you're dumb before.
Why do you think I dyed my hair blonde?
A guy told me I was the most blondest brunette he had ever met.
I was like, you know what?
That is actually very intelligent that you just told me that.
So I went home the other day and I was like, I should be blonde.
I am a really blonde brunette.
Honestly...
Just meeting you before the show even started, I feel like you don't give yourself enough credit.
And the reason why you don't give yourself...
No, wait, let me speak.
I feel like you don't give yourself enough credit, and the more and more you go deeper into calling yourself dumb, you start to actually believe it, and you literally walk it out being dumb.
Yeah, don't accept that.
See, this is exactly why we took your guys' rights away in the beginning of time.
Very clearly, right?
For centuries, this is why women didn't have rights.
I'm looking at her, right?
And we're having a discussion.
And I've seen her blank out multiple times, not be able to answer questions, despite the fact that people were talking to her directly.
She's low IQ, clearly room temperature, probably around 67, which is functionally retarded.
And then instead of you guys saying something like, damn, you know what?
Maybe she is dumb.
Or just being quiet, you guys enable the stupidity.
And this is why, for centuries, we took your guys' rights away.
Because you guys are all effectively stupid and enables stupid behavior.
I mean, encouragement is not enabling somebody's stupidity.
It is.
You just did it.
It's like encouraging something.
You gotta give yourself credit.
Okay, listen, listen.
You gotta give yourself credit.
You didn't pay attention to everything I said.
I said, when you act dumb, you literally start to walk out being dumb.
I never took away the fact that she acts dumb.
How about this?
How about this?
How about it's not acting?
Yeah.
She's not acting at all.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, come on, man.
She said she was dumb, though.
She said she was dumb.
This is why, literally, like, women can't get ahead, because you guys just give each other terrible advice.
Damn.
Her comment was not enabling her behavior at all.
Right.
I don't think it was.
It wasn't?
It wasn't.
She was just saying that she doesn't give her enough credit.
She's not retarded, but, like, she ain't...
She can be dumb, but, like, not retarded.
Like...
I agree with you.
I don't know what to say.
Guys, I am not clinically.
I only have epilepsy, renounce, POTS, and severe ADHD. I am not retarded, though.
Like, you're retarded.
I'm nerfed!
I am not retarded!
I'm just nerfed, okay?
Translation, retarded.
Like, bro, like...
Also, let's not use the R word.
Okay, retard.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Like, yo, see, this is...
Your generation is soft.
See, you guys over here enabling...
Date over 40. I'm sorry?
Date over 40. Date over 40. What does the men that you date have to do with your generation?
No, I'm saying you skip the generation.
You date over 40. Oh.
You see what I'm saying?
I was agreeing with you.
Avoid this generation.
Yeah, I have a hot mom.
Who's nerfed now?
Alright, I'm down.
I'm fucking down.
She's down.
And she's a lot smarter than me.
And she's over 40. She's like 42. I'm 25. Oh, you're talking about your mom.
Fuck.
Her at is hotpinkmommy if you want it.
No, there's an actual thing?
Yeah, hotpinkmommy on Insta.
Oh my god.
I don't know what's worse.
Listen to this conversation or being here at a table.
So my female podcasts always suck.
Wow.
Am I like?
Female podcasts don't suck.
I have a podcast.
And it sucks.
No, it doesn't.
What's it called?
Very Odd Podcast.
But, like, listen, though.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Very Odd Podcast.
Thank you.
I mean, very odd parents?
What the fuck?
Bro, that's the...
That's the whole point though, because people come to me for advice a lot, so I'm like, I might as well make a podcast.
You?
Yeah, me.
So you mean it's make-believe, it's bullshit.
Advice is bullshit, right?
I'm wise.
Because it's very hard podcast, right?
All the podcasts are almost always male-run.
Every single time.
Almost all of them.
Well, I'm starting out, so we'll see.
You know why that is, though?
It's because guys are more driven by different things than women.
Exactly.
They have emotional connections, and they can't think clearly.
I'm agreeing with you.
Don't look at me like that.
Wait, what?
No, women usually go with more of an emotional connection.
So like, okay, this is my experience of an open relationship.
If a guy is cheating, right?
A guy's more in it for the physical, but the girl wants something different.
Like what you said, a guy can't, you know, make a girl come.
They don't feel close to them, whatever.
And it's like, if you're with, you know, another person, then it's like, you're trying to find that elsewhere.
So it's like, you're not, you're not really in your relationship there with your head.
What does that have to do with women not being able to run podcasts?
Because women get...
Emotionally attached to certain things.
So they can't think clearly on certain things.
And I'll just admit, I think men are, like, overall, like, with my health issues, like, I don't really trust, like, female doctors.
I mean, okay, you can cancel me for saying that, whatever.
Like, you guys might just look at me like, whatever.
But, like, I saw some faces.
I'm looking crazy, yeah!
I know, but, like, yeah.
I think, like, they're really, like, I, as a woman, I think I'm very emotional.
And I went to, like, this one...
Doctor who was like a woman and she was just not giving me a logical answer to what I should do.
So I think...
So you're gonna base that one doctor on the whole female population of doctors?
You said earlier, well, you know what I think?
Benefit of the doubt, you're not that dumb.
No, no, I change it now!
Actually, no, I don't change it.
I'm going to stand by it.
You do a podcast and say, take my advice.
She's dumb!
Just say it, man!
I said it, too!
I said it, too!
You're like, oh, wait!
I know better.
Fraley aren't smart!
I don't think she's dumb.
I don't know, bro.
She's not applying her brain.
I don't know.
Bruh.
There's not much in the brain to be applied.
If you drink more beet juice, you'll get better blood flow to your head.
Listen to her.
I drink a fucking big beet juice every morning.
Yo, society's cooked, man.
I think young guys nowadays are cooked.
Yeah, they're basically done.
Yeah, guys are cooked.
Yeah, dating you guys, yeah.
Wait.
40 and up.
It's more 40 and up.
I think when you're saying 40 and up, I think it's because...
40-year-olds' brains are developed.
Like, just let me cook, guys.
Let me cook.
When I get 25, my brain will be developed.
We'll let you cook.
Please.
I'm 25. Like, I'll be 25. I'll stop the OF. I will be locked in.
Like, I'll clip her.
Clip her.
Clip her.
My brain.
Clip her.
She said 25. She's stopping OF. Clip her.
I will.
I'm going to go into real estate or something.
Do something smart.
What if one of your clients pull up one of your old stuff from OF? What are you going to do?
I'm going to sell the house because he's going to be a gooner and he's definitely going to buy it.
That's just going to help me even more.
Don't sell.
Your taxes are going to blow up.
I can help you later.
I got you.
She does Airbnbs and she does porn.
You don't think the guy's like...
You can't let the two real worlds collide.
It's bad.
Yeah.
She should know.
Yeah, but...
Like you said, she does Airbnb and porn.
But she could fall back on that Airbnb, though.
Mm-hmm.
If I want to go take a vacation, I'll just go up to New Hampshire.
Go hang out in the mountains.
No, you want a queen.
They say you're retired.
You're tired, and you're not...
It's so entertaining, and it fulfills the lifestyle.
No, I know, I know, but I'm saying in the long run, you can literally...
That time will come.
That time will come.
Okay, we're gonna move forward.
Yeah, I was about to say, where's this conversation going?
I have no idea where you're taking this shit.
It's going to New Hampshire.
Bills!
Live free or die, motherfuckers.
And then we'll do your questions after this.
Hopefully they're smart.
Someone said, chat, kiss me sane.
Yeah.
Okay, what's the next one, Bills?
Your boy, Lem.
To slap you is to touch you.
Scream for daddy.
Beg for more.
To bite you is to kiss you.
Tied and feathered on the floor.
To love you is to love you.
Pretty princess, dirty whore.
If you're ready to get filled up with daddies.
What the fuck?
Cream pie tonight?
Drop your Instagram and I'll scoop on you late night red hair girl.
That was rude.
I don't think she wants it.
No comment.
Wait, is that him in the picture?
No, that has to be a meme.
I'm so confused.
I'll get to that part.
Do you want to respond to him at all?
Wait, what did he say?
I didn't hear him.
No, no.
Respond to the...
She said no comment.
I said no fucking comment.
No fucking comment.
Sorry.
Denied!
Okay!
Lem, she's not feeling it, bro.
Tip some more.
Tip some more.
Yeah, tip some more.
You'll probably get a better response from me.
Fuck a missile over there, bro.
Yo, I don't know why you picked that one, bro.
Fuck the bullet.
Yeah, boy, Lem, you're a stupid-ass nigga Freeman said on that.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I don't want to be an asshole, but, like, bro, no offense, but you never want to date a woman that speaks that way.
Facts.
What the fuck's wrong with y'all?
Are you talking about me?
Like a nigga.
Yes.
How do I speak?
Like a nigga.
Yeah.
I speak like a nigga?
Yes, you do.
You're very rude and abrasive.
I'm very rude?
Look who's talking.
Look who is talking.
I gotta change seats again, guys.
Here we go.
Being rude and abrasive as a man is different than being rude and abrasive as a female.
It don't matter you still being rude.
I'll tell you why.
A component of masculinity is the capability of being able to...
Stand on what you say and being able to stand on what you say means you have to be willing to have conflict.
Femininity implies being docile, feminine, polite, and nice and nurturing.
Not having a combative attitude.
That is against female nature.
That's a male tendency.
It's true.
I'm going to leave it at that.
You can say whatever you want.
I'm going to just leave it at that.
That's feminine, almost.
This is just how I am.
If you're coming for me, I'm going to come for you.
I'm not going to shut the fuck up.
I like to be respected at the end of the day.
Bro, you're like 110 talking like that, man.
Come on, relax.
I didn't even hear what you said.
I think it's like Cardi D. Thank you.
Cardi L. Cardi L, man.
Let me be honest with you.
Do you think guys that have their shit together are going to take you seriously?
With an attitude like that?
I always get taken seriously.
I'm not a fucking joke.
You're single though.
And I carry myself just like that.
I'm single because I want to be single.
By choice.
Like I said, I know exactly what I want in a man.
Remember that?
What do you want in a man?
What do you want?
I don't want to tell you right here right now because it's a lot.
I have a lot of expectations.
What if he's watching right now?
You don't know.
He got to find out about himself.
All right.
And what do you think he's going to want?
Since you have high standards, what do you think he's going to want in return?
A lot of shit.
Like?
A lot of shit that I'm ready to give.
You don't know me.
Alright, so tell us.
Y'all don't know me.
Yeah, we ask any questions.
No, we don't know you, so tell us.
Okay, so what y'all wanna know?
I might answer them if I feel like it.
Damn, that's crazy.
So y'all not gonna ask me nothing?
No, we don't care.
No.
Yeah, don't care.
All right, you're cooked At least you're not retarded Have you guys ever had a girl and If so, what's your longest relationship?
Why'd you guys break up?
Fresh?
Chris, you can start.
Me?
Like two years.
And she was annoying.
Selfish.
So she thought, you know, she can do her own.
But now she's like, she can't do her own.
But it's okay, man.
She's cool with me.
Jazz saying kick red hair.
Which one?
Wouldn't be the first time.
I think she should stay.
It sure as shit wouldn't be the first time.
You got kicked out before?
No, I didn't get kicked out.
I walked out gracefully.
Alright, walk out again.
Oh, that's what you say?
Walk out here gracefully again.
You want me to walk out gracefully again?
Yeah.
I'm gonna hide again.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
You have an amazing night, ladies.
Wait, text me.
Y'all are cool.
I will.
I got you on Instagram.
You guys are welcome for the swap.
Wait, what?
Not the fucking creepy shit.
That shit was fun, though.
Let me see.
Oh, my God.
Now my migraine is gone.
I'll tell you this, bro.
Honestly, man, she got no ass.
What the fuck?
What does that mean?
Why are you looking at it?
I wouldn't know what happened next time.
Well, first of all, this is my view.
Secondly.
Right.
Avocados.
And toast.
I love avocado and toast.
The healthy fats, yeah, yeah.
Have some more healthy fats, get some beet juice for blood flow to your head, you'll start feeling better.
Oh, so I need beet juice.
I set up, make sure she don't try to fucking throw the drink on me, bro.
Yeah, I saw that shit.
Yeah, I was like, if she does this shit, I was like...
I'm just gonna grab her hand like that.
And she apologized, too, on my DMs, which, you know, I thought she was gonna turn leave, but I guess not.
Chris, don't ever fucking bring a girl that walks off the show or been kicked out before, bro.
They come in here with that crazy-ass attitude.
I gotcha.
Oh, I gotcha.
Because I was trying to remember who she is, but she had a different color here.
Then I was like, wait a minute, she walked off before.
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck, like, bro, I didn't know who the fuck she was.
Yeah.
I was like, we got beef?
I protected you, I was in between.
I told you I got your back.
You do.
Can I try?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, bro, I'm my third show of the day, bro.
I don't got patience for these stupid assholes, man.
Facts.
These rude ass hood rats.
Have you guys ever had a girl before?
Yes.
Long relationship, one year.
Breakup.
She had a kid.
All right.
For you?
You walked off gracefully.
All right.
Walk off again, bro.
W Clip.
Yeah, man.
Go walk off again, bro.
It's funny as fuck, bro.
They really think they're the main characters.
It's probably her.
I heard y'all broke, broke.
What?
It's probably her dumbass.
You guys know this?
No, I did not.
It's probably her.
Shit.
I shouldn't ask her first.
I heard y'all broke, broke.
I don't know what it means.
So.
Huh?
Well, uh...
If broke means doing well, then great.
Okay, would you rather have an open relationship or a three-way with your best friend?
Was this yours?
That has to be it, bro.
Freaky out.
Again, Chris.
Wait, say that again?
Would you rather have an open relationship or a three-way with your best friend?
A three-way...
Are you comfortable with seeing your best friend's dick?
I mean, neither.
You have to pay!
Just one?
Just one, yeah.
Or die.
Wait, what?
No, it's open, man.
Because at the end of the day, I'm gonna fuck, bro.
Like, she can do what she wants.
She ain't doing me, man.
Okay, Mary?
I'll die, man.
I'll die.
That shit's terrible.
I'm sorry.
I had to ask.
No, that's a good one.
Honestly, man.
Death.
Yeah, this is tough.
Give me liberty or give me death, man.
It's a good question.
This would be nice to you.
I answer a question.
Open, because...
Yeah, just never talk to that bitch.
Best friend?
Yeah, bro.
It's cooked.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
This happened to you?
Um, like, two days ago?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Wait, best friend or open?
Mmm, I'll let you pick.
No, no, I'm asking you.
Kind of like both.
It's a pleasant day.
I have a lot of entertainment.
Like, last night this time, I was on a bounce house covered in oil.
With Christina?
Oh my god!
No, she wasn't there that night.
It was just Ethan.
Seeks.
Oh.
The bounce house!
And then they deflated while I was in it, and I was like, oh god damn.
Chris was there.
Ethan Seeks.
The bounce house.
Probably a Jew.
I don't know who that is.
He looks like a...
I don't even know what to call it.
Like a high school dude.
We're comedians, by the way.
Just like the popular kid in high school, I would say.
But I think he's like 28. I don't know.
I don't know who that is.
Ethan who?
Ethan Seeks.
How long is your dick, Chris?
Pause.
Who wrote that?
I didn't write that.
Come on, nigga.
I didn't write that.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm gonna guess her.
Chris, go ahead.
I'm not even honest with that, bro.
Because most girls can't tell anyway, so why does it matter, bro?
Let's go with sex.
I had sex, you know?
Just whip out a ruler.
No, I have to, like, shoot up first.
Wait, don't guys use their phones, though?
Yo, listen.
You know what?
How big is your vagina?
Bro, what?
Oh my god, I did a hold of this on time.
Come on, tell me how deep is your vagina.
So, like, if you measure it with the mold, probably, like, three to four inches, but it can expand, technically, as a scientific term.
Okay, so why does it matter?
It depends.
You have to have a perfect fit for the situation.
I didn't even know this information.
Yeah, I had this guy ask me to do a mold.
That was complicated.
The mold of your vagina?
Yeah, you gotta stick.
Have you ever never...
Hold on, what is it?
I know this.
I think it's Moldawilly is what it's called.
There's a whole brand.
It's amazing.
Moldawilly?
Moldawilly!
Aw, that's cute.
It's fire.
What the f...
Alright.
Is a guy having an OF a red flag?
Ooh.
She wrote this.
She's smiling.
I would argue it is.
A guy or a girl?
Yeah, definitely strange because it's mostly men that are going to watch it.
That's what I think too.
Women don't pay for porn.
It'll be fruity, you know?
Chris, what do you think, Chris?
Yeah, it's definitely a red flag, man.
Actually, it depends on what he's doing, because he's probably not doing porn.
He's probably doing some credit shit.
Well, that's true.
But typically speaking, though...
I mean, she wasn't exact, so I'm specific about it.
Should a man or woman go 50-50 on a date?
Half and half.
You got that one.
I think if you want it to last, no.
If you want it to just have one night, if possible, yes.
But to be real, she's going to be uncomfortable paying half the bill.
See, I wrote this one.
And I think that if you go 50-50 on a date, then the man should let me bend him over and put it in his ass.
Whoa!
How did you know what I did last week, dude?
Oh my god!
If the man...
If the man wants to act like a woman, he should be treated like a woman.
So if you want me to pay half the bill, then I'm going to bend you over and put it in your ass.
So no.
So then does he get to do it after since it's equality?
Whoa, that's a fire response.
Equal left, equal right.
If you get to do that to him, I guess he can do it to you since it's half and half, right?
You can get the double-sided one.
I mean, I would enjoy it, but...
Whoa.
Wait, you said you had one body, right?
Yes, but I was dating him for two years.
You don't think we ever did that?
I think everything about her is alive, bro.
Yeah.
She has more than one body.
She's just trying to sell purity right now for OnlyFans.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you do anal?
I just turned 19. You missed the question.
I want to know now.
Bro, we've seen 19-year-olds come on this show with like 100 bodies.
Yeah, 100 bodies.
Plus.
I grew up in Ohio with a hundred bodies.
How do you get around?
You gotta be good at your schedule.
They do OnlyFans.
OnlyFans, collabs.
Orgies.
What you know about orgies?
No, it's usually too complicated to queue up, honestly.
If I do customs, I can't do that.
It's way too complicated.
Girls just aren't going to show up.
Let's just be real.
And then it's me in a room with five dudes, and I'm like, guys, I only got so many hands.
You are different.
Yeah, they all say that.
I have a question.
Do you believe in soul ties?
What?
Bruh.
Wait.
Do you know what a soul tie is?
No, I don't, actually.
She has no soul, bro.
She has no soul, bro.
You missed that part?
She has no soul.
Yeah, you missed that part.
Oh my god, I love the evil laugh.
That's amazing.
Do you guys believe in dating down the line or...
Who wrote this?
What?
Do you guys believe in dating down the line?
Oh, I wrote that.
What does that mean?
Do you believe in, like, you and a girl breaking up and then y'all choosing to get back together down the line?
Or is it just off?
Did the girl break up with me?
No.
Well, it could go either way.
Like, answer it both sides.
I'm a firm believer that if a girl breaks up with you, never get back with her again.
Why?
Because she's fucking...
That's a simplified reason.
But when a girl breaks up with you, she's basically betting against you.
She's looking for like the grass is greener type situation.
I need space.
Because women only date typically to find a better partner.
So if she leaves you, she thinks she could do better.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So it's your job to make her realize it was the worst mistake ever.
That's good.
Well said.
Why does a new generation of men hate women out loud so much?
That's smart.
Because you guys are useless.
I'm going to be honest.
Most modern women don't have utility.
They're hoes.
They want high standards.
Well, they have high standards.
They're hoes.
They're not good, dutiful girlfriends.
They're not loyal.
They want attention from random men on the Internet.
And quite frankly, they want to be treated in a traditional sense, but they don't give anything traditional return.
I'll give you an example.
You said earlier you need a guy that makes $30K a month, right?
Well, I didn't say I needed a guy to make $30K a month.
I said I could make $30K a month, so I don't need...
His $30,000 a month.
So he needs to bring more to the table, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
So a guy needs to effectively make what?
Roughly $40,000 a month to be able to get your attention?
OnlyFans is inconsistent.
You've got to remember that.
Honestly, no.
I take that back.
I don't mind supporting a man if he...
Well, actually, no.
Because I don't think a man should be cooking and cleaning.
Because I think that's kind of gay.
Okay.
It is very good.
Actually, yeah.
I think a man should provide.
I think that you should be providing...
So they need to make more than $30,000 for you, correct?
Well, I think the man should be making more than what I'm making.
Okay.
Or they'll be insecure in the relationship.
Give me that number.
Give me that number a month then for you.
We can play a higher or lower game.
It's more than six figures.
He's got to make $100,000 a month if not more?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So a guy's got to make $1.2 million a year for you.
Okay.
A 19-year-old that has pornography on the internet.
OnlyFans is not consistent, though.
You've got to remember that.
Hold on, hold on.
That doesn't matter.
See what I mean?
There were guys that used to be able to get, in the 1950s, make a decent wage, a house, have a family.
His wife was a virgin when he married her.
He doesn't have to worry about her pictures all over the internet.
And he didn't have to make that kind of money.
But now, he's got to make $100,000 a month to get a girl that does pornography on the side so Hoflation is real.
Ridiculous.
Oh, holy shit.
People are frustrated.
That's a really good term.
I like it.
It's the truth.
They're clipping it.
It's just because, like, I feel like he would be, like, insecure.
Most men get insecure if their woman is making more than they are.
You know what I'm saying?
But I would totally support a guy.
I don't mind.
You just complained about going 50-50 on a date.
On the first date.
On the first date.
So you're not willing to pay for a first date?
Bro, if I was dating...
Hold on, hold on.
Stop, stop, stop.
If you're not willing to even...
Go 50-50 on a first date and you'd lose respect for him.
What makes you think you'd support him long term?
Facts.
Because most women won't, I won't ever ask the man on the first date.
If I expect, if he's going to ask me on the date, you can pay for the date.
Okay, do you not see the logic here?
I'm saying, if you're not willing to even do that on a first date, what makes you think you're going to support him long term in a relationship?
It's a small gesture.
Oh, now it's love.
Well, yeah, but I don't love the guy when I first meet him, so obviously on the first date I'm not gonna whip out my fucking card and, like, I'm not his mom.
But love fades, by the way, it's a feeling.
What if I told you you're probably not gonna fall in love with him because he's a bum?
And he's gay.
According to your own words.
No.
No.
Mr. Clean.
That guy's so fun.
So, it's not that men hate women, it's that men have kind of woken up and realized that most of you guys are not worthy of a relationship.
I said that I wouldn't mind doing it just not on like the first couple dates.
Alright.
If I was in like a two-year relationship.
Yeah, but he's got to make 100k a month for you.
It does technically contradict, you see what I'm saying.
But I want someone also with the same mindset as me.
I don't want just like someone who works.
A retard?
A retard.
Bro, I knew it!
I think most people who are like...
Okay, so here's the thing.
Guys make more.
I'll tell you this statistic.
So porn wages have been the same for the past 10 years.
For example, Callie Rose has told me this conversation that literally the porn wage has not gone up.
Guys make significantly less of women.
One scene I did, I made $1,650.
The guy made $600.
He did the exact same thing.
He shot up his fucking dick for the scene.
We literally were on there for eight hours.
Shot up his dick?
Shot up his dick.
What does that mean?
He made almost a third of what I did, and he had technically and figuratively a harder job than I did.
Girls can use lube.
Guys have to shoot up their dick if it's a long scene because they can't stay hard the whole time.
Shoot up with a needle and put it in their...
Does that hurt?
Yeah, it hurts.
One dude asked me to do it and I said, bro, I'm not doing that.
What the f...
Deadass.
Deadass.
Every single scene and then there's even certain...
What?
Chibi!
It's like Viagra times 50, in a way.
Well, I'll just keep it, because that went on a random tangent there.
That has nothing to do with the question.
But the question is, is that basically, I mean, to answer to that, you know, a lot of men are just annoyed and frustrated that women demand so much, but they don't give much in return.
Well, I also want someone with, like, the same mindset, like, who does, like, social media, too, so I can relate and have, like, the same conversations.
I really enjoy...
The content behind it too.
I like making videos.
I like doing this.
We don't have to be making around the same amount of money, but like, oh, if you do YouTube, if you, like, whatever, you know what I'm saying?
So a dude that does OnlyFans too?
Well, we just expressed that.
They have a guy audience.
Right, but you said somebody who had the same mindset.
I can't see any...
That's not the same mindset.
That's not the same mindset.
That's like...
Statistically, women will make more in that specific industry is all I was trying to say.
So for you to find a guy that's going to make the same, I only know one guy that makes more of his OF than I do.
That's it.
I don't think she's limiting her pool to just guys on OF. I think she means anyone that does video stuff.
Like streamers, YouTubers.
Is that what you're trying to say?
If you expect someone to make more than you on OF, I'll throw his name out.
Scott Stark makes more than me on OF. He does the best.
His whole site is organized perfectly.
I met him on a dating website.
He's what got me into porn.
He has everything organized literally perfectly.
I'm deadass.
I'm deadass.
He literally has everything done perfectly.
He makes more money on OF than most of the girls because this stuff is quality content.
He has it scheduled properly and girls will...
They'll be inactive on OF for like a month and they'll be like, what happened?
And it's like you're not posting.
You're not responding to people.
You have people left on read for three weeks.
Like, what are you doing?
And they'll be like, oh, my account went down.
And it's like he's consistent.
He's had the same schedule posting for like God knows how long.
Yeah, and I just don't- It's like, girls are like up and down.
And they're like, what happened?
It's like, bro, you weren't fucking putting in the work.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, I say that to girls all the time.
I was going live with a girl literally for two months every single other day.
And then one day she was like, I got a boyfriend.
And I was like, okay, cool.
What am I supposed to do now?
Like, and I try to find someone else.
Same thing.
Unreliable as hell.
And I'm like, I have a schedule.
I would sit there on live and half the time half the girls wouldn't show up.
And I'm like, this is a job.
You have to treat it like a job.
Literally.
If you don't treat it like a job, your numbers are going to go down.
I just want someone with a good work ethic.
It doesn't really matter if they're not making the exact same amount or more.
I don't want them to get insecure about most guys.
I have a question.
Is it insecure?
Maybe it's just my age that I'm like...
You know what I'm saying?
Insecure by how much money you make or what you do for work?
I think it's, like, money.
Like, they know how much money I have, like, in monthly.
I've got money.
And they feel like they, like, they think that I would just have, like, high expectations, I guess, because, like, I don't know, maybe I could just, like, oh, go buy myself this if I want.
You said you want $100,000 a month.
That's pretty high expectations.
Well, but I'm just saying that because I feel like they would get insecure by that, if that makes sense, you know?
Yeah, I'm confused.
Listen, bro, what?
Bro, what?
I don't think it's insecure for guys to not want their girl to have their news out there.
I don't think that's an insecurity thing.
I just think that that's a preference that most guys don't want naked pictures of their girl on the internet for the rest of their life, like AI or not.
Yeah, nigga.
I was talking about the money standpoint.
It's just like, that's not an insecurity thing.
Yeah, I was talking about the money standpoint, not the nudes.
I've never had a guy...
The money comes from your nudes.
Yeah, but I've never had a guy be insecure about the nudes.
Like, most guys see those and then they want to...
It's no different than, like, your Instagram.
Guys will see you from your Instagram and be like, oh, she's attractive.
But is that not telling you what type of dude you're about to date?
Well, she said she's always gotten with red flags.
Like, come on, girl.
Why are you throwing her in there?
I'm talking to you.
Damn, what are you, Jaws doesn't go in a blue dress?
No, I'm not.
She's always coming at me, bro.
She's participating in the podcast.
I was talking about 100k a month, and she was coming at me for nudes.
I know, but the other girls will come at you too.
With no sass.
White and white crime, man, that's crazy.
Because you haven't developed your brain yet.
Yet you made such an important decision so young, it just makes me so sad for you.
Don't feel sad.
I'm happy with the decision I made.
I mean, okay.
If you guys want, with the boxing match, I got some gloves in here.
No, there's no hard feelings.
Like, I'm just like...
Like, you're such a pretty girl.
You are too.
Like, we already didn't have beef when we were...
They're gonna hug and kiss and I wanna record it.
But there's still no beef.
That's what I'm saying.
It just feels like there's tension.
Like, you've been kind of quiet, like, this one of our time.
But every single time, like, we talk, it, like, it keeps coming at me for, like, the nudes and stuff.
Oh, come on, just send your jealous off the one in a blue dress.
I'm not.
She keeps coming at me in a respectful light.
She keeps...
Well, if you take me coming at you by asking you questions for a podcast, I question, you know, a lot of things.
But she's just asking questions.
Because a lot of the podcast has been about your job.
Like, it's not like I'm targeting you.
It's just been that we've been talking about it.
She just wants to participate.
I guess coming at is not the right word.
Like I said, guys, I'm bad at it.
But I'm speaking to...
I apologize and do a threesome with somebody.
I'm so fucking game, dude.
I got lube in my bag.
This is crazy.
I'll be honest, man.
You're never gonna get a guy that makes 100k a month to take you seriously as the only girl.
He's gonna have other chicks.
For sure.
That's why sharing is caring.
If you don't accept it, like, it's just...
Dudes don't make that kind of money to have just one girl.
Yeah.
They want multiple girls that are smart together.
You wouldn't qualify for her.
Scissor, scissor, scissor.
That's like less than 1% of the population of guys that make that money.
1.2 million a year?
Yeah, that is pretty high.
It's literally less than 1%.
It's like a fraction.
Yeah, but it doesn't have to be like 100k, you know?
No!
Guys, I've been saying that.
I just want to have the same mindset so we're working towards the same monetization goal.
You know?
If he's selling his dick on the internet, it's probably to gay people.
Or it's got to have some type of Scott Stark thing where he's selling video videos.
Just like monetization goal meaning like internet money.
See, this is why arranged marriages have been a thing for so long.
Because women suck at picking in their own partners.
And it's gone away.
It's another code.
If I was ever president, bro, I'd literally take all y'all rights away, man.
Goddamn, bro.
Save you guys from yourselves.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, listen, I'm just in the corner trying to form an ORG, all right?
I would.
Because here's the thing, like, a lot of the mistakes that women make, it's all self-imposed and self-inflicted.
Yeah.
Like, you guys do dumb shit and fuck your life up and then wonder why, like, oh my god, why will no one commit to me?
Epilepsy!
ADHD! So how do we find husbands, then?
Y'all are cooked.
Wait, who's asking?
Me.
I feel like she's the angel on the corner.
I don't know.
I'm so scared.
Fuck.
You'll find a husband.
Damn, Rebel relaxed.
Oh, no.
Oh, slash?
You're saying, oh, slash?
Yeah.
Oh, to take their rights away?
No, well, you know, pretty much.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, listen, we wish you guys the best finding your men, but you gotta know what you want in a man, 100%.
If you don't know that, then...
Might be kind of tough.
It's all good, man.
Okay, we got some more chats here.
Your boy Lem, again, I didn't know that bitch was a monkey ghetto person.
My bad, Myron.
You're right.
I'm a stupid-ass nigga for not seeing that.
I just commented because she said she wanted to fuck me on the picture earlier.
My bad, Myron.
Which one?
Oh, she did say she would smash a marry kill fuck.
What happened last time?
You don't want to say it.
I don't know either.
No, she walked out like pissed off.
Last time she was on.
How long ago was that?
That was a while ago, bro.
She even had right hair.
She had a different kind of hair.
All right, Chad's going to probably tell us why.
All right.
Abel Ace.
Annoying bitch with the right hair.
Forgot her crown before she got kicked.
Entitled bimbo.
Trash attitude.
Trash, yo.
Trash, yo.
That's kind of funny.
Shout out to Calvin Bondi.
Newsflash, sweeties.
Drilling over a 1950s high roller to rescue your delusional glitter-dusted fantasy.
Virgins only, babe.
Your Tinder's a revolving door of proof that ship sunk.
You're no-catch, just a cackling, vape, zombie, spitting, loser dangling that worn-out, loose coos.
It's like a prize.
Pay for your own damn wings.
Mr. Perfect's not scooping up your hot mess.
That'd be after another brother, Myron, first on the team.
Appreciate that, bro.
Down to Marco for him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Down to Marco for the Cowboys.
Fuck, dude.
Sped all that back.
That was the wrong one.
That's her.
That's her.
That is not me, bro.
I'm not the host to a girl.
Bro, isn't it crazy how like, no offense, but like talentless women can make a bunch of money?
Why'd you say no?
It is scary.
Because I'm asking this, right?
This is the new economy of wealth.
What the fuck, bro?
I think about that a lot.
I really, well, I'm sorry, guys.
I think about that a lot.
I really do.
Honestly.
So the average man is cooked.
Yeah.
This is the new staple of money.
Yeah.
They support it, though.
You're cooked, too, by the way.
That's cooked.
Because you're going to choose...
The wrong guy?
I'm just going to stop picking.
I'm just going to chill.
Nah, she's not a cook, bro.
Some guy will fuck her.
Long term is what I'm trying to say.
It's not over, but...
She needs someone to help with an arranged marriage.
Who?
Me?
She was saying that she has issues with finding a guy.
That's why she needs to find a girl.
I don't think she'd want a relationship with a girl.
I think I could handle her.
Yo, you've been pushed off the show.
Are you still on about me?
She could turn the girls out.
The whole paddle should have been on a paddle, bro.
Are we still on about this?
What's next one?
Are you gonna pay her bills?
Take care of her?
I've actually done it for a girl before.
Oh, yeah, wait, you make the same...
How long did that take?
Okay, so the girl moved out because I apparently hit on her too much to where she said she got uncomfortable because she said that she was still experimenting.
And I was just like, alright, man, listen.
We can bring a dude in if you want.
For gender to commit to, it would be a guy?
Yep.
Smart.
But you know what?
Because girls are more confusing.
They're harder to fucking deal with, dude.
Oh, you know.
No, I just...
Oh, we're so emotional.
I have the best analogy ever.
I told this on a fucking porn set and the guy lost his marbles.
Okay, so a cupcake, right?
A guy is the cupcake, a girl is the icing.
You can have the cupcake with the bottom, but you can't have the cupcake with just the icing because then you're just fucking on the sugar high.
Running around like psychopaths, which is what most girls do.
That didn't hit the way you think it was.
That didn't hit nothing.
I would have been porn.
I would have been porn.
Have you ever heard that period sex is like a mozzarella stick?
Oh, no, not this one.
No, no, no.
Don't go.
Don't do it.
It is.
Period.
Period sex is like a mozzarella stick.
It's like here's the stick going in the marinara like the red sauce and then there's cheese in the middle I think the reason why women Prefer to be with men is because men simply offer more value in a relationship They're held to a higher standard.
Girls are hard to deal with.
Well, yeah, they're hard to deal with, and then you guys aren't held to the same standard relationship-wise as a man is.
When a man comes in, he's got to offer value.
When a woman comes in, it's like, I'm just going to be pretty and exist.
Secondary.
For example, the whole concept of trophy wife.
Why is that a thing?
Because men don't really require much.
But I've never heard anything called a trophy husband.
A guy just wants to be supported and uplifted and a lot of girls just take and try to manipulate things.
Yeah.
Which is why you guys typically, if given the option, I don't even think bisexual is real for women.
I think most of the time women are just confused.
It's like the icing on the cake type concept.
And I'm pretty confident that your sister will probably go back to men soon enough.
No, she's never gotten with a guy.
Does she have kids?
Ever.
She dressed like a guy.
Like, since, like, birth.
So my mom, like, thought she was, like, a trance.
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
So, and it was, like, around the time when that was, like, becoming a thing, I guess.
Or, like, popular in Ohio.
And she's, um, how old is she?
23. 23, she said.
Yeah, 23. Thank you.
It's alright.
I was paying attention.
She still has a better chance to find a man than you.
I mean, I don't think a man, like, I don't know, she looks like a man.
I mean, get a haircut, wear some better clothes, she's fine.
You, your fucking pussy's all over the internet, bro.
You fucked.
It's not.
Like I said, I stand my ground.
Who knows?
Everyone else's will be too.
Give it four years.
I'm gonna AI a vagina on you.
Give it a couple years.
I would argue...
That's an insane quote.
They know who you are.
They don't know who these people are.
So by default, you're first if they even get caught.
Why'd you say these people?
Well, these two, not it.
You guys are close.
Alright, what's next one, Bills?
No more?
Last thoughts.
Okay, ladies.
We'll do last thoughts on the show.
Yeah, I didn't get my monkey sound effect.
Not yet, but it's coming soon.
No, Mo, let me get the effect.
How was the show for you?
It was fun.
What'd you learn?
I'm the Monkle.
Show for yourselves, man.
Go ahead.
I learned that some guy said I need to read a book.
So I'm going to go home and I'm going to learn some books.
I'm going to study.
Maybe study some Johnny Walker in the war room.
I don't know.
You know the meme with Luke Belmar?
I studied him.
The research about Johnny Walker.
Yeah, you don't know that meme?
Bro, you got to study.
Oh, boy.
Man, you studied Cat in the Hat, man.
Honestly, I don't even think she could read one page without fucking it.
Give me the book!
Let me preview!
Bring me the book!
Oh, they really want to bring the book!
Oh, you got for real?
Yeah, give me the book!
Listen, let me read.
Let me cook.
You better pass this.
You know what?
Because if you don't, we're going to roast your ass.
If you don't pass this shit, guys, we'll come back to you.
How's the show for you?
Hate it?
Love it?
Love it.
I've been a fan of the show for a while, so it was always fun.
Next time, we'll bring it back with a more chill panel.
What about you?
The show was amazing.
Everybody's vibes were great.
I feel like I do well in most environments because I just be myself, but this was nice talking to y'all.
Seeing a different perspective with most women, but it was nice.
It was cool.
Also, you're very pleasant.
Good to talk to you.
Thanks.
And a lot of fun, so shout out to you.
Shout out to me.
Are you ready to read a page?
Mm-hmm.
Oh my god, bruh.
Hitler?
I don't even know how to say his first name.
How do you say his first name?
Adolf?
I remember when we went backstage, chat wanted me to do the salute.
I was like, I'm not doing that.
How do you say his first name, Adolf?
No, we're still on YouTube.
Oh, gosh.
Is this going to get me canceled?
I can't read this.
His birthplace is Brana?
What is that?
I got to go to an easier page.
We're comedians.
This is terrifying.
Start sweating.
Hey, man.
It's history, bro.
We're comedians.
It's a historical book.
This is comedy skin.
Hold on.
I didn't wonder why we're demonetized.
Just thinking, bro.
What about you?
What about me?
How's it short for you?
Hate it, love it.
Oh, it's amazing.
I've had a great time.
What'd you learn?
I don't think anything, honestly.
But I enjoyed hanging out with you guys.
She just lives in the moment, bro.
I do.
She's a bit more seasoned than you.
No, I would say I'm never really like if someone's given an argumentative whatever, I just...
It doesn't bother me.
It takes a lot to bother me.
That's real.
Me too.
I got 5.0 on Airbnb.
It just takes a lot to bother me.
Okay.
I can make anyone say it.
Good stuff.
Go search up my profile.
Okay.
Nope.
Subscribe to Monty, man.
DJ Jam and Jim tipped $35.
Ladies, if you bring your boyfriend of three months to meet your parents for the first time and afterwards your father tells you to get rid of the guys without explanation, Would you continue to see the guy?
That was a good question.
No.
It is.
No?
Um...
The voice kind of creeped me out a little bit there.
Wait, did it say that our parents wouldn't give us an explanation?
Your dad, specifically.
Um...
Can you play again, Bills?
I got you.
I mean, the question's kind of...
The voices.
That's too much for you.
I know.
I can't comprehend.
You gotta stop shooting shots like this at yourself.
DJ Jam and Jim tipped $35.
Ladies, if you bring your boyfriend of three months to meet your parents for the first time and afterwards your father tells you to get rid of the guys without explanation, would you continue to see the guy?
Yes or no?
Right the way.
I think of only three months, But they gave me no explanation.
Yes or no, nigga?
God damn, yes or no, bro?
Right away.
No.
Yes.
Nope.
Yes?
No?
I don't know.
Yeah, it'd be no for you.
What about you?
No, I don't want my dad to be.
I'll trust my dad.
I was going to say the same thing.
Because clearly I picked the wrong one, so if he says no, then...
I'll just go with him.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll say I'll get rid of him because obviously if I've been dating him for three months with, you know, just my womanly perspective, I'll trust my dad enough to see something that I didn't.
So I'll get rid of him.
Okay.
For you?
No, I'd hang along right the way.
If he doesn't work out, just add another one.
Okay.
Oh my God.
You are different.
God!
Masculine says, this is probably the worst panel I've ever had.
Nah.
What was the last part?
He says...
Nah, I correct myself.
Vegas recently was a terrible panel.
Yeah, Vegas was tough.
This one is number two.
These girls weren't that bad.
These girls weren't that bad.
Those older chicks were the worst, bro.
Stuck in their ways, man.
But...
We have confirmation.
We're bringing on the podcast.
Entertain!
Pretty soon with some girls.
Can't wait.
That was the worst announcement I've ever heard.
Yeah, like...
I know, I know, I know.
They got it, they got it, they got it.
It's fresh, bro.
They got it, they got it.
It's all good, it's all good.
Can't wait, can't wait.
It's fresh, bro.
It's out of nowhere, nigga.
Hold on!
I know, I know, I know.
This is like...
Hey, man, W-Tate, bro.
W-Tate.
I thought it was about the podcast in Vegas, but the girls are nice.
Hey, man, happy, bro.
W's in the chat, happy, bro.
Let's go.
W's, let's go.
W's, let's go.
Refresh, made it work, man.
Breathe in the air!
So, stream on Monday.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be back on Monday.
I'll be doing my show, the debrief, as you guys know, Monday through Friday, political commentary, and then we'll do a first-to-fit, probably a Money Monday for you guys.
I'm thinking a call-in Monday, Money Monday show.
We have on Friday, Colby Covington coming as well.
Okay.
And then, yeah, other than that, I'm trying to think if there's...
Oh, I got Fed Reacts this Sunday.
We'll cover one of these true crime cases for you guys.
Also, vlog dropping as well from, I believe, the...
Meet up pretty soon as well.
I just don't know when.
No, we need it out next week.
Yeah, Brett needs to finish that shit.
Yeah, Brett, come on, man.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, love you guys.
O slash squad.
Love y'all ninjas.
We'll catch you guys.
I'll catch you guys on Sunday on the debrief.
Love you guys.
Peace.
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