Welcome to Fresh It Rock, guys, after our edition.
We're joined a bunch of lovely ladies on Valentine's.
Surprisingly, they're single.
Just kidding.
You want a quick announcement?
Yes.
Guys, again, we're having a big event this Saturday in Miami, 22nd of February.
It's going to be, first off, the meet and greet, 11 to 1. And then the actual speaking engagement from 2 to 8. And after party from 9.30 to about 12. Guys, tickets are limited.
10 tickets are left at the party.
After that, it's closed off.
Wednesday is the last day.
So after that, guys, you know what?
I mean, honestly speaking, like, we're almost sold out, but tap in while you still can.
Yeah.
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Chris Happy Singles Awareness Day Shout out to the ladies on the panel.
Shout out to the chat.
I mean, some of them are single.
But, you know, we're here.
Follow me on my socials down below.
We got...
Ten girls on the panels on Valentine's Day.
So another Don DeMarco for that.
Don DeMarco!
Don DeMarco!
Where's the show tonight?
So we're here having a good time.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to you guys.
And let's get it.
And I need you guys to like the goddamn video.
I see that we already got, what, almost 3,000 of you guys in here.
Yes.
So guys, do me a favor.
Like the video.
I literally just flew in from Washington, D.C. Just jumped right on here on stream.
No breaks.
Did a show this morning debating corn.
And it should be illegal or not.
Tim Capps?
Yeah.
How was that?
That's good.
I mean, it was a culture war.
You know what I mean?
We were talking about, you know, corn.
They tried to relate that to actual free speech?
Yeah, that's funny.
Yeah, that freedom of expression and stuff like that.
So we had a discussion on that.
We had a discussion on dating, modern dating, all that other stuff.
So, you know, obviously go check that out.
After...
This episode.
But I need 1,000 likes, guys, at least.
I just literally got off the plane, came right here, did the broadcast with the Red Pill Bros.
We're going to be doing that once a month at least, bare minimum.
Yeah, man.
I think 2025 is the year that we take over, guys.
Donald Trump's in office.
He signed that executive order to ban censorship.
On American citizens with the government colluding alongside platforms, which literally that DHS paper is doing that, which is illegal now at this point.
So we're going to take over 2025, guys.
We've got a Republican in office.
We're so back.
Yeah, we're back, man.
You are fake news.
All right, first shots here.
Blackest Panther.
Imagine how many bitches are here on Valentine's Day.
If any of these bitches say she got men, we cooked.
This guy.
Damn, man.
Doesn't anyone have a man on the panel?
No.
No.
Okay, one, two.
Where you going to make?
Yeah, I told you, man.
Happy singles awareness, Taker.
Okay.
Hey, don't worry.
You're managing the chat right now, man.
Is he?
I mean, the feature man.
What else do we got here?
Fresh updates.
Who's that?
My fans.
My fans.
Okay, fresh updates.
Ladies, smash or pass?
He's single, by the way.
Would you smash or pass?
I don't know him, so pass.
Pass.
Pass.
Damn.
Pass.
But why though?
Let's hear why.
Why did you pass him?
Give him one constructive tip to improve his looks.
It's not really his looks.
It's more just...
Baby face?
I'm into like...
I'm here, I'm Cuban, like I'm Hispanic, so like, I just...
Oh, he's actually Dominican.
I don't know, I just like, I have like a type, I guess.
I have like a type, like a look that I'm always, most guys that I like are very similar.
Okay, what's that look?
They're surprised.
Most of them are Cuban, and they're like a little short, but they're like...
Very fit.
Okay.
And white.
Understandable.
He's more Dominican.
White?
All right.
No niggas.
Why do you say no?
I'm Dominican and I can't date a Dominican guy because we're toxic together.
Actually, he's Cuban.
Okay.
What about you?
Why do you say no?
That's not my type.
I don't usually go for...
That person.
You know, I have to stay low to my culture, you know?
What's your type?
I can't say it.
Juicy fruit men.
Juicy fruit men.
Got it.
What about you?
Definitely past.
I don't know if I would typically go for someone that would pose in that angle.
Is that angle?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, alright.
Any?
Pass, because, well, I don't know.
Ever since I moved out here to Florida, I like chocolate, but...
We're gonna skip over that, but yeah, no.
He's definitely not that.
He's not giving.
Yeah, sorry.
Alright, let's do something else, I guess.
What about you?
Me personally, I will pass because I like Kearney Hayes.
And he's bald.
Okay.
Head is the issue.
What about you?
I don't know.
Maybe smash because you look like he'll actually be responsible.
Okay.
You know, want marriage.
Provider.
Yeah, provider.
Wait, question.
I'm going to be different.
That man is good.
You have kids?
No, I don't have kids.
Okay, there you go.
Listen, man, he's single, she's single, let's get it.
What about you?
Pass.
Baby face, no facial hair.
I can't do that.
Alright.
What about you?
Definitely passing.
Just don't find him attractive.
Yeah.
At all.
Alright, not racist.
What about you?
I'm passing.
Why?
He look a little fruity.
*laughter* Who set this man off, man?
He said it, bro.
Y'all think he's evil, bro.
It was a picture.
You're evil, bro.
That's funny that they put members of the cast club in the thing.
That's wild.
But it's hilarious, too.
Alright, cool.
What else we got here?
Ladies, think about this.
Clearly what you're doing is not working.
You stupid bimbos are alone on Valentine's Day.
Name one reason you're single.
Damn, okay.
Well, two girls here aren't actually.
Yeah.
But we can start here.
I think you're not, right?
You're not single.
You got a man now.
You got a guy.
Yeah, okay, all right.
So, okay.
Is he real?
Five years.
He's not in jail?
No.
Okay, okay.
Why are you single?
Y'all ain't finna fight, right?
Name one reason why you think that you're single.
Well, I got left like two days ago.
After being with someone forever.
The only person.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What did he give you?
Literally.
He didn't tell you why?
You're trying to save money?
No, I think he thinks I'm crazy a little bit.
He thinks I'm crazy.
I mean, are you?
I mean, I don't know.
Definitely is.
Yeah.
The reason why we say that is because it's very rare for men to break up with women.
So, like, typically when men break up with women, there's a reason.
So we're trying to figure out, like, what that is specifically.
You said crazy, but what did you do that makes them think you're crazy?
I feel like there was something off with his sexuality.
Oh, here we go.
So that definitely, I think, played out.
Wait a minute!
At the beginning, you didn't realize that?
At the beginning?
No.
How long has it been?
You said four years?
A very long time.
Nah, man.
So, hold on, hold on.
You know this nigga for so long, you didn't know he was kind of fruity?
Nah, man.
No, not until he came out at the end.
He broke up with her.
That's what it is.
Oh, you broke up with me?
You must be gay.
Either your dick is small or you're a little bit fruity.
Okay, well, let's go back to the crazy thing.
What do you think you did that he might have constituted as crazy?
I don't think I'm crazy.
I know you don't think you're crazy, but what do you think you did that makes him think you're crazy?
What he thinks, not you.
I don't know.
Did you punch him?
Did you ever hit him or something?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not violent.
Did you never attack him?
No, no, no, no, no.
Did you ever destroy any of his property?
I don't know.
We're getting somewhere.
What did you destroy?
I just threw out clothes.
Okay.
Were they expensive clothes?
Nice clothes?
Sneakers?
I mean, yeah.
A little bit of everything.
I mean, he wanted to go out.
Now he has no clothes to go out in.
Interesting.
Did he break up with you immediately post you destroying, well, I won't say destroying, throwing out his clothes?
No, no.
When did you do that?
How long ago?
Maybe that was like two months ago.
Okay.
But he decided to break up with you two days ago.
Yeah.
Okay, there must have been something that made it the breaking point.
Why'd he leave?
I don't think he wanted to get me a Valentine's gift.
I wouldn't either.
Do you genuinely think you deserve one after destroying his property, though?
That was very expensive.
I mean, it's not like he was a saint, either.
Did he destroy your property, too?
No.
But he wasn't the sweetest, either.
He had it coming for me.
Okay.
Alright.
But he had it coming.
What, did he cheat or something?
I mean, he did his big one.
Let's just say that.
What is the big one?
The big one?
Like, cheating, lying, you know, a little bit.
You know what it is?
She probably want to go to a restaurant, some bullshit, and he's like, nah, I want to save money.
Like, fuck that shit, bro.
Well, he did you a favor.
Fair enough.
Okay.
What about you?
Married, actually.
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.
He's at work.
We came here on our honeymoon, and I know someone from the CEO Network told me to come on here, so that's why I'm here.
That's love.
Appreciate that.
What about you?
I don't know.
I'm always single on Valentine's.
When was your last relationship?
Recently.
Why'd you guys break up?
It just didn't work out.
Okay, obviously it didn't work out, but why didn't it work out?
There's no reason.
I just, you know, it was mutual.
We just wasn't compatible.
That's all.
Someone obviously had to start this, like, breakup.
Who was it?
Him or you?
Me.
Why?
Just because he's, I think he had, like, five girlfriends.
I think he had, like, five girlfriends.
Really?
Yeah.
How'd you find out?
Cause he told me So you know I wasn't down with that I didn't want to be a part of a group.
I didn't want to share them.
So, it's over.
Then women wonder why men don't tell the truth.
Yeah, yeah.
At least to be honest.
Yeah, honest.
I appreciate that.
Most niggas lie, man.
But, you know.
But that's why.
That's why they stay.
That's why they lie, yeah.
That's why dudes don't tell women the truth.
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
Me, personally, I just feel like I want to focus on myself right now and on my modeling career.
Oh, so she's fucking around?
Yep!
Your current modeling, any magazine shoots or...
Nope!
Vogue or anything?
No, I started modeling, like, what, two months ago, so I'm still in, like, in practice, we could say.
Nope!
How old are you?
I'm 18. I'm just gonna say, do you do adult content?
No only pants or nothing?
No.
I only model on bikini, junior, all that type of stuff.
Well, it's still new.
Give her some time.
What about you?
I kind of forgot the question.
Why are you single?
Give us one reason why you're single.
That's probably why.
Well...
Because I just moved out to Florida like a year ago and I'm trying to get my business together and Dudes are a distraction.
Do you think that...
You see black guys, right?
Do you think that they commit often or not, really?
The right one will, yeah.
Where is he?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They came, they go, they come, they go.
They come all right.
Yeah, but I don't really be paying them attention because I'm about my money right now.
That's fine.
Interesting.
What about you?
I'm single because I have standards.
Okay, here we go.
Give us two of your standards.
A job and a car.
So a Honda and a McDonald's?
No.
So it's not a job and a car then.
I mean, a job in the sense of like a stable income.
I'm not saying you need to have your own business or anything, but I do have my own business and I expect someone to work with.
To match up to that.
I don't want to feel like I'm with someone and I'm carrying all the weight.
More than them.
A question.
Where do you meet your men now?
Honestly, I really don't go looking for anything.
I kind of just work most of the time.
And I just kind of let it come to me.
Let it come to me.
One day or another.
Okay.
It's just funny to me.
But we'll move on.
Why are you so single?
Alright.
One reason why I'm single is because I just don't shut the fuck up.
Like, I keep talking all the time.
And I know, like, a lot of guys just want a girl to, like, shut up.
So, yeah, I'm not there yet.
So, working, working.
Well, at least you're honest.
Oh, God.
No, we gotta deal with it.
Alright.
What about you?
I'm not lying.
She's not lying.
This man put me on a break and hasn't come back since.
Damn.
A break?
Wait, when?
Maybe I broke up.
We need a break to break up.
Wait, why did he put you on the break?
You went to get the milk?
I'm crazy.
Oh, okay.
How are you crazy, though?
Oh, I'm loving this panel.
You seem very nice and polite and cute.
I can be very toxic.
I see you are Dominican.
Diablo.
Gotcha.
Wait, so you never came back at all?
I mean, we still text.
Does he still smash or no?
He's deployed right now.
So as soon as he comes back home, I want a baby.
Wait, he's what?
Oh, I thought it was a problem.
I love your fantasy.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Why did he leave you specifically there?
There must have been something that made him say I'm out.
He's trying to stay alive.
Worse than war.
He knows I will kill a bitch if he talks to somebody else.
Why are you talking to my man, the fuck?
What if she didn't know that you existed?
I don't care.
It's okay.
I think murderous intent is a good reason to leave.
You saw her eyes just now?
That was scary.
What about you?
I decided for a year to just take a step back.
The guys that I have been with are very, very similar.
And it's like, to me, it's like a pattern.
And they're not bad people or anything.
But I just want to, like, kind of realize, like, okay, like, what is, like, the universe telling me that I have to fix to, like, find the person that, yeah.
Like, maybe, like, I just need to figure myself out a little more.
Go for darker Cubans.
What is the outcome that happens with these guys in this pattern?
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm not racist.
But, yeah.
It was just, like, The only reason I said that is because, like, the last two guys looked the same.
Like, they were so similar.
Like, my two relationships that I've been in.
You're a type, yeah.
Yeah, it's a type, yeah.
But I don't even know because I'm very, like, how do I explain it?
I don't go out much.
She belongs to the streets.
So, yeah, like, I need to expose myself in, like, meeting more people.
What about our boy from earlier?
Oh, yeah.
So, just one more question.
How did it end?
For these two guys?
They didn't end bad.
It was more like...
The first relationship I was in, I was very young.
And I just realized that he was like...
I had to be a little bit of a mom.
How old are you?
I'm 26. So I realized that that's not my place to be a mom.
And that's not good for me in my future.
So, yeah.
Would you guys...
Say, dating nowadays, most guys are not men.
They're more like, take care of me.
50-50.
Would you say that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Alright.
We'll keep going through the questions here.
And guys, we need 1,000 likes.
Again, I don't want to threaten to stop the show.
We need to get the engagement up.
And the way to get the engagement up is to get the likes up.
And also, guys, comment below for the algo.
We need to go back to some of the stuff.
That we did early on, because as you guys know, we plan to take over.
Oh, and you got the calculator as well.
So, let's go ahead, guys.
We should be at 1,000 likes.
We got 6,000 of you guys already in here.
So, like the guide down video.
Let's go ahead, because you said that you're picky, right?
You have standards.
So, what is the bare minimum age and maximum age demand can be for you?
Maximum age?
I would say for me, probably like 25?
Okay, minimum age.
Minimum 18. Okay.
Minimum height.
Bare minimum height that he's got to be.
I'm pretty short, so I don't really care.
As long as you're taller than me, we're good.
Okay, what is that?
How tall are you?
I'm 4'10", so like...
So if he's 4'11", you'll take it?
No.
Okay, so then give us the number.
Like 5'7", at least.
All right, 5'7".
That's a big jump.
Okay, yeah.
Definitely.
I need to wear heels, too.
Like, I guess we're taller than heels.
All right, we just hit 1,000, guys.
Let's get to 2K. Like I said, we're taking over 2025. Let's go, guys.
And we need to get back in the alcohol and YouTube and engage in how you do it.
Race?
For me?
Yeah, what race?
White, Hispanic, other, black, Asian.
Indian?
I don't care.
Wow.
Like, thank you, come again?
Yeah, go for it.
I love you for a very long time?
Yep.
7-Eleven and everything.
I love it.
Let's go!
We'll put it.
Minimum education.
She left you hand completed.
At least high school diploma.
Bare minimum income per year.
I mean...
Your ideal man.
My ideal?
Okay, at least six figures.
At least.
100k, 200k.
That's okay.
Which one?
I mean, ideally the most, but 100k is fine.
Like, I'm not gonna be like, oh, you need to buy me a Chanel bag every week.
Like, it's not like that.
Every week?
But, like, I also expect to, you know, take care of, like, the house and everything.
Is this your standard, though?
Like, this is your actual standard.
Why?
Because when you said, I have standards.
Yeah.
This is your standard.
Why are you single, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Just want to make sure that this is your standard.
Not like, I know he said ideal, but I want to be like, we want to hit the bare minimum.
So 100k is your bare minimum.
No, I wouldn't say that's my bare minimum.
Okay, what's your bare minimum then?
Maybe like...
Because you said standards, so I want to know what is the standard for you.
Also depends on age.
Like if you're 18 years old, I don't expect you to be making $100,000 a year.
But like if you're 25, like come on now.
Okay, can you give us a number then that you would bare minimum then?
Like 80. Okay, cool.
80 is your bare minimum.
Yeah.
Okay.
Married or obese?
Sorry, can you be married?
No.
Alright, can you be obese?
Absolutely not.
Sorry, Mo.
Thank you, Chris.
You gotta make it till we're old.
Alright.
Let's go ahead and see how common this guy is.
And...
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Yeah, less than 1%.
Meets your requirements.
So...
Because you did say earlier that you think he's just gonna find you.
What's that?
It's looking like I need to find me.
What was that?
You said you gotta find you?
No, I need to find me, clearly, because that 1% is not looking too good.
No, it's not.
So, what do you mean by I need to find me?
Well, she needs to check herself.
Yeah, if that 1% is not finding me, then I gotta have me.
Oh, no, never mind.
Yeah, Chris, I was going to say, Chris, you misinterpreted her.
Okay, what do you mean by...
Okay, so you see that this guy is very low percentage.
What is your response that is, I'm going to find me?
I'll be by myself.
I'm not going to send...
Okay, so are you okay with just having pets then?
I don't really like pets.
Because you literally scored a five out of five cat bags.
I mean, it is what it is.
And, uh, it doesn't equate to personality, how you walk, how he walks, how he smells.
Sorry, he's weird, then.
Yeah, this is just, like, raw numbers.
We haven't even talked about him being charming or cool or nice or gay or not gay.
Oh, that's terrible.
It's just all men in America.
Yeah, so.
It's not looking too good, then.
I'm just curious, like, uh, because you said he needs to find you, and I find it interesting that, like, you know, he's...
In a top 1%.
Do you really think he's going to find you or do you need to do work to maybe find him?
I mean, like I said, I have my own business.
I am working towards a goal.
But I'm not in a rush to find a guy.
I'm not like, oh my god, I need to find my husband.
I'm okay by myself.
Obviously, ideally, I do want to get married, have kids.
But if I don't find my person, then I'm not going to just pick a random and just be like, okay, I'm going to get married and have kids.
Question for you.
What does he get when he gets you then?
A wife?
Okay!
That's real.
A wife?
Respect?
What's a wife?
Yeah, what's a wife?
I mean, you provide, you get what you want, so pick and choose.
That's why I am the way that I am.
I would argue most women can do the same thing.
100%.
So how would you stand up?
Yeah, how would you stand up?
I don't need to stand up.
I'm mean, like, I don't feel the need to be so different.
I'm who I am, take it or leave it.
If you don't like it, then I can be by myself.
Okay.
Makes a lot of sense.
So a question for you.
Let's say you meet this guy and he walked up to you and said, I'm me.
Take it or leave it.
Take it or leave it.
What would you say to that?
I mean, that's not a way to introduce yourself to anybody, so...
I agree.
I'd kind of just stare at him.
I agree.
So, don't you think it's a little strange that you're saying, I'm me, and you think that that's...
I mean, that's not...
You took it out of context.
I meant it as in who I am.
Obviously, as you get to know someone, you get to know their personality.
And obviously, you see who they are as a person.
That's what I mean by I am me.
Who are you?
So, you said that you have standards, right?
Now, this guy that you want is in a 1%.
Do you think he's going to have standards too?
100%.
So, don't you think he's going to demand a little bit more than...
I'm me?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, but that's with time.
You don't just meet someone and you just give them your all.
That's not how it goes.
But he had to give his all to be in the 1%.
I mean, I'm not saying the first date you need to sit there and buy me a house and buy me a car and provide for me.
That's not what I'm saying.
No, but he has to have the capability of doing it.
100%.
He should want to do it for himself.
But you're missing the point here.
So he's put in all this work to even get to this position.
You haven't put in any work, but you think that you should be able to just, I exist and I deserve him.
No.
I'm confused on what you're...
Okay.
The man that you're looking for is rare.
Fair?
100%, yeah.
What I'm saying is that a guy like that is going to have standards too.
Yes.
Right?
And I'm asking you, he's going to have standards.
How would you reciprocate and get that guy?
How would I reciprocate?
I mean, in a relationship, I believe very firmly in gender roles.
And for me, as a woman, there's things that women do and there's things that men do.
As me being a woman, I help out as much as I can emotionally.
I clean.
I cook.
I will help.
I'm always there to be there for you.
But when it comes to financials, I feel like that is not a woman's place.
Sure.
So you want a provider.
But what I'm saying is that the things that you provide, a lot of girls can provide.
Yeah, exactly.
So what sets you apart?
I don't need to be set apart.
You should.
Because he has to marry you, right?
So why should he marry you?
So let me get this straight.
So the man hasn't set himself apart from all the other men.
I never said that.
You're looking for a 1% guy.
Yeah.
Okay, but there's 1%, that 1%.
There's people there.
Manifest.
Manifest a girl.
Manifest people there.
Manifest people there.
They're there.
They're there.
Just gotta find them.
Okay.
Manifest.
I don't think you understand.
The guy that you want has clearly set himself apart from all the other men.
Yeah.
Right?
So what I'm saying is that he's probably gonna want a girl that can set herself apart from all the other women.
Oh, yeah.
100%.
I mean, I have my own business.
I have my own car.
I bought my own car.
Do you think men care about these things, though?
Honestly speaking?
I mean, the man that I want would.
So if he doesn't, then he's not for me.
Okay.
That guy's broke, I'll tell you that.
Oh, you got a car?
Oh, shit.
Driving to the store, girl.
Half and half.
I mean, if I'm by myself, I would...
Okay, let me ask you this then.
Let me ask you this.
What if I was fat, a loser, and I ate Cheetos every day?
But I said, you know what?
I want a bad bitch.
Right?
But I live with my mom, and I didn't have a job.
What would you say to that?
Good luck.
Awesome.
What if I told you, well, the woman that I want wants a loser, but she's bad, too.
What would you say to that?
Good luck.
Probably not likely, right?
So, don't you find it kind of interesting how you're saying, like, yeah, the man that I want is going to want me, and I'm like, well, they're going to want something in return, because you want a guy that's exceptional.
But you're not exceptional.
You're just like all the other girls.
That's up to everyone's discretion.
Some people think that certain values that people have, that is amazing to find.
Especially down here in Miami.
It's so rare to find someone that's not doing God knows what every weekend, out, going crazy, partying, drugs.
To find someone that actually has that discipline, has that motivation, it's rare.
It really is.
Okay, let me be very blunt here because I think you're missing the point.
He's rare, you're not.
Okay.
So, for you to have these demands, right, but all you bring in return is what a bunch of other women can bring to the table, is fairly, that's a bad deal for him.
That's your opinion.
Okay, let's go ahead and show that it's not an opinion, it's a fact.
Ladies, put ten fingers up in the air, all of you, please.
Okay, I want to start right here, and I want you, you have a boyfriend, right?
Name one redeeming trait that you have that makes you a good partner.
It can be something like I cook, I clean, I'm nice, I'm loving.
But it needs to be something that men look for, right?
Like something that a man would want.
I'm loyal.
So one redeeming factor about you, it could be I'm honest, I'm loyal, whatever it may be.
I know how to take accountability when I'm wrong.
Accountability.
Debatable.
We'll give it to you.
Ladies, if you can say accountability when you're wrong, put a finger down.
That's a freebie.
Okay, what about you?
Some women can't take accountability.
What about you?
I feel like I'm loyal in a relationship.
Okay, so you're not going to cheat?
Absolutely not.
Okay, so if you're not going to cheat, put a finger down, ladies.
What about you?
A good friendship.
We can do anything, go anywhere, be around people, but we'll have a great friendship.
That's what I bring to the table.
Companionship?
Yeah, I guess companionship.
Companionship, yeah, okay.
Alright, companionship.
What about you?
Same thing, companionship.
It's gotta be different.
Something new.
How long did it take for an energy?
I think that I... This exercise is so revealing, dude.
Go ahead.
So I think I am...
Very cool.
I can hang out with the homies.
We can go out.
So you're like a friendly?
Very friendly.
Alright, ladies.
If you're friendly, put to your man, right?
Yeah, right.
Okay, to your man.
If you're friendly, to your man.
Friends and family.
Okay, great.
What about you?
I feel like I'm really honest.
Okay.
You feel like, well, you know.
Honest?
Okay.
I think I know.
What's on your hand?
Oh.
Okay.
Alright, if you're honest.
And ladies, if they name something that you have, put a finger down.
So what is it so far?
Loyal, honest, companionship, and accountability.
So what, we've named five already, so if you have those, take it down.
Go ahead.
I'm ambitious or my personality.
You're not going to find another selfie.
Trust and believe.
Okay, you're ambitious.
The name might be similar, but the personality is too different.
Tell them, sis.
Very right on that.
So, ladies, if you're ambitious, put a finger down.
I don't know how that benefits a man, though.
How?
Because I help my man.
I'm going to help.
Financially?
Yeah, financially.
When he down, I'm up.
When I'm up, he down.
I mean, he may not be down, but you know.
Okay.
What about you?
One thing about you that is redeeming for a guy?
I would say I am very helpful, especially when it comes to anything.
Like, I'm very, like, I like acts of service.
I love to do things for people.
Like, if I see you, without you having to ask, I'm not saying, oh, give me a glass of water, and I will give you a glass of water.
I'm saying, like...
Okay, so you're resourceful.
Yeah.
Yeah, helpful or resourceful, ladies.
So if you're helpful or resourceful, put a finger down.
To your man.
Okay, what about you?
I keep traditional values in the household, and I like things very in line.
Like the man is the king of the household, and I'm just like, you know, a little servant.
Okay, so you're, I guess, you're submissive.
You're submissive.
Ladies, if you're submissive, take a finger down.
What about you?
I like to spoil my man physically, mentally, and emotionally.
Physically?
I'm very family-oriented.
Okay, so if you're family-oriented, ladies, take a finger down.
Okay, who has anything left?
Let me see who has anything left.
Okay, she has three, one...
Okay, so three, one, one, four, five?
No, six.
Okay, you have one left.
What do you have left?
three three two two nothing nothing and then you have nothing so as you can see this exercise demonstrates that virtually women bring all the same things to the table pretty much pretty much okay i don't disagree i I wasn't disagreeing.
I was just saying that for me, it's different.
I expect different things out of a relationship.
I'm not saying that, oh, I'm this special person and I need to be picked.
That's not what I'm saying at all.
It was just more necessarily like, you know, I have my things, you have your things, of course.
I'm not saying every man is going to fall in love with me.
Yeah, but you were trying to infer that you were unique, hence why you deserve a guy in the top one percentile.
I never used the word unique, but I do have my own values and I have my own things.
You don't have to explicitly say you're unique, but you kept saying like, I'm me, I'm special, I'm X, Y, Z, Y, I deserve this guy.
I feel like everyone's different.
I don't think anyone is the same.
We just demonstrated you are though.
We're similar, but we're not the same.
I guess when it comes to dating itself, why is he going to choose you over her?
You're both ambitious, right?
I mean, that's up to him.
I'm not going to beg anyone.
We're two totally different people.
Exactly.
See, and that's the issue, right?
Women don't think that they need to do any work, change their mindset, change their behavior to find a guy.
And this exercise proves that.
Like she said, I don't need to go looking for him.
He's going to come looking for me.
My man is going to expect these traits that I have.
You think that the man's gonna change for you, but the reality is you need to change for the man, and this is the issue with modern women.
Like, you guys just think, like, the world revolves around you, and it's just, like, amazing no matter how many girls I bring on, different age groups, different backgrounds, etc.
Women think men need to change for them.
When the reality is like, you guys need to change for us.
Because you guys are pursuing the relationship with us.
That's what I did.
I changed myself after three years and look at me.
You don't get it.
The guy you just described is like 1% of the population.
But there's millions of girls that look like you and have the same traits that you have.
But there's not millions of guys that have these traits.
So whoever is rarer is the prize.
So, if you got a prize, then you need to acquiesce to that prize.
Does that make sense?
Like, all you women want an exceptional man, but you're not willing to do exceptional things to get him.
And what would you describe as exceptional?
What would you say is an exceptional woman?
Well, to be honest, it doesn't really exist, because you guys are all mediocre.
But, you know, that's a whole other conversation.
How dare you!
But, you know, I don't think women can be exceptional on their own.
I think men need to make them exceptional.
Because...
You guys, I think we live in a society now where men need to coach women and train them to be good girlfriends because your fathers don't do a good job if you even have one.
I know I don't.
I think putting your man's wants as a priority is special because most of them can't do that.
They're selfish.
They look at, oh, what do I want?
So doing that first is a big W. No, is it the NLBL? No, but it's a very good start.
You know?
I mean, there's only one Mary girl on the panel, so you can ask her.
I mean, do you service your man?
Do you make sure your man's good and everything?
Of course.
Like, do you talk back to your man?
Do you tell him I'm the prize?
No, I don't tell him I'm the prize.
I'll definitely say, like, I won't talk back.
It's more like of a debate.
But if he starts to get, like, stern, then I'll just, like, keep it shut.
because typically there's something behind it or some type of reason that I can't see or I don't understand.
And eventually he ends up being right, typically.
Damn.
Okay.
She's married, ladies.
If it works, it works, right?
I believe she's married.
I don't even debate with women.
I think you guys are inferior to us.
I think you guys are dumber than us in general.
Weaker, inferior in every regard.
And I think that's why men need to be leaders and lead women because if we put you guys in the...
Pedestal or we make you the leaders we end up fucking up the relationship You know because you know have any of you been in a relationship where you were the leader in the relationship?
Yes.
How'd that feel?
Bad, horrible, terrible.
Yeah, you pick up with them, yeah.
Yes See people get mad, but it's like it's like when women are in leadership roles.
They don't want to do it Yeah, it sounds bad, but it's reality.
Yeah, I mean raise of hands who's been a leadership role in the past relationship before you you okay?
You weren't?
Never?
No.
You've never been in it where you make more money than your guy, you're the ones paying for dates or something like that?
Never?
No.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, you have.
Tell me why it was terrible.
Because after a while, it's like, what am I sitting here providing for, or even sitting here continuously paying for someone that's not trying to do better for themselves?
Why was it terrible for you?
I just felt like in a masculine role, I couldn't really be feminine or soft like how I really am, and it just was taking a toll on me mentally, physically, emotionally.
Even when I went to work, I'm an assistant manager at a restaurant, and I could see how it was affecting my work, and I put work over everything.
Is your guy the breadwinner now?
Yes.
Well, you said you have a job.
Do you work a lot?
Do you work a little, or is it by choice you work?
So, it's by choice, but we're both...
Hustlers, like we want a business and eventually move to Miami.
We both have three jobs.
We're saving every penny pretty much.
Okay, but you're working at a choice.
If you lost your job, it wouldn't matter.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I've never been a leader in a relationship.
Never?
No.
With the last guy you had, Mr. Five Women, he was a leader every time?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yes.
That's why he had five women.
Alright.
Have you ever been a leader in a relationship with a guy?
Never?
Never.
Okay.
You just don't even give him a chance, I guess.
What about you?
You said you have, right?
Yeah.
Of course.
Okay.
What was that like?
Why did that suck her?
Why did you not like it?
At first it didn't because I wait till he get on his feet a little bit.
But then, like I said, I'm very ambitious.
So if I see you not even trying, kind of like what she said, if you're not even trying to get on your feet, it's not going to work because I'm trying to make it to the top.
If you're not trying to make it to the top with me, then what are we doing here?
So there's a time clock on.
She was like, I hold you down.
It's not a time clock, but you have to be trying.
If I'm in school, if I'm doing this, if I'm doing that, you sit on your tail in the game all day.
How's that benefit you?
What if it takes five years?
But you're on a game all day.
He's trying to beat the game.
You're on a game all day eating.
No, no, no.
You're on a stream.
You're not even applying for jobs.
You're not even doing anything.
That is a joke.
All right.
Okay, and what about you?
I've never been in a relationship.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, explain it.
Wait, where did this...
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Because you gave a very specific gripe for why you were single, and you said that they don't have a job or a car.
They need that.
So that must have come from somewhere.
Maybe it wasn't a boyfriend, but was it a guy you were seeing, maybe?
Possibly.
That's exactly what it is.
So, since he didn't have a job in a car, did you find yourself being the one that had to lead certain things?
Maybe you had to pick him up?
Oh, no, baby, I left.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, so you didn't even give it a chance?
No.
I mean, the Ubers?
Wait, hold on.
Did he smash, though?
Don't lie.
No, I'm a virgin.
Wait, a virgin where?
A virgin here, babe.
Right there.
Okay.
And I'm sober.
So some girls didn't even bother to even try being in a leadership role.
Some girls tried and they were like, fuck no.
And then some girls are like, I'm not going to try it.
I mean, I got near.
Too close, though.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
So, like, blowjobs?
No.
No, I think she...
Wait.
Oh, he's saying...
I think she got near to, like, being a provider.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or being the leader.
That's what she meant.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.
Yes, and she was like, no, thank you.
All right, what about you?
I believe the majority of women can't hold the leadership role in the relationship.
Yeah, but have you ever been in one?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about myself as well.
I'm a part of the majority.
So yeah, I definitely couldn't be the leader.
Were you paying for dates or what was it?
I was paying for dates.
I would also pay for clothes.
I would do the occasional gifts and stuff, but it just felt like I put my hand out and I feel like it took my whole arm.
Also, I feel like it also plays a role.
If I want to be with you and I'm going to have a child with you.
And you are not, like, the dominant one.
There can't be two housewives.
I'm the housewife.
There's only one.
So, that's about it.
Okay, what about you?
Have you ever been in a role where you were the leader?
No, I feel like it was pretty equal.
Like, he would pay for stuff, I would pay for stuff.
Is it this guy that you're with now?
Yeah.
50-50.
I like the equal roles.
Equal roles?
How long have I been together?
I like the equal roles.
And he's used to doing 50-50.
Y'all better not make fun of her.
Wait, how old are you?
23. Pretty young still, but eh.
What about you?
I was the leader in a couple of my relationships.
It's very stressful.
Yeah, it's very stressful and I want somebody that can be like a dad.
And it's like, you can't be a dad.
You know, the reason why I went through and wanted to ask you that, guys, is because I noticed when I said that women are inferior, men need to lead.
A lot of you guys were like, ugh, I don't like that.
But then when I go through and I ask you, like, were you having a leadership role?
All of you hated it.
So it's like...
That's because that's not our role to play.
I mean, it could be, but...
But while you did the facial expression, so...
Yeah, like, I just...
Because, like, you know, girls hate it when I say that.
Like, women aren't capable of being leaders.
And they're inferior leaders.
And then, like...
Then you guys look at me like I'm crazy, but then I'm like, alright, well, you've been in a leadership role.
How'd it feel?
It sucked.
I didn't want to be in it.
I was being a bitch all the time.
I was angry.
And my masculine energy.
It is what it is.
It's biology.
Anyway, we'll go to the rest of the chats here.
That's a good question, though, as far as why the girls are single.
We'll play a fun game.
Should we introduce ourselves first?
Let's intro the girls first.
Also, guys, go ahead and get your chats in.
It's going to be 20. Well, there's a lot of early ones, but it's 20. And I've told them in the chat.
Alright, because we already got, what, 10,000?
Yeah, we already got 10,000 guys in here.
Shout out to you guys for supporting on Valentine's Day.
Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we'll start right here.
Also, 24th Castle Club, 54 Rumble Rants.
What's a lot?
Oh, oh, okay, you're saying, okay, so it's Castle Club 20, and then Rumble Rants.
We're back, we're back, man!
This is why you guys gotta join Castle Club, bro.
You're able to get involved in the show for far less, and you can go ahead and, you know, put your memes and all this other shit.
All these are Rumble Rants.
The memes are hilarious, by the way.
Yeah.
Okay, so we'll start here.
Welcome back to the show.
Hey, y'all!
Name, age we do for living.
Hi, it's Juicy.
My name's Juicy.
22. We do for work.
She belongs to the streets.
I just started doing life insurance.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So she killed niggas and took insurance?
No, I'm not.
But, you know.
Where are you from?
I'm from Belgrade, Florida.
Middle of nowhere.
Okay.
It's country.
It's not kind of hood.
Highest education is completed?
I'm currently in college.
All right.
What are you majoring?
Business.
Alright, you said, how long have you been in a relationship for?
A few weeks.
Even though y'all laughing at me.
You gotta start somewhere, you gotta start somewhere.
Listen, even if it's been a few weeks, but he paid my rent, he paid my bills, he's good.
Wait, wait, is this someone from the chat?
No, it's not.
Wait, wait, how'd you meet this guy?
Okay, long story short, I had met him like two years ago, but I didn't.
Accommodate, like start a conversation with him until like recently when I see him somewhere.
So we, yeah, got close in there.
Okay.
So she friendzoned him at first?
Yeah.
Pretty much, yeah.
Pretty much.
Did he friendzoned you?
No.
Okay.
Why'd you friendzoned him the first time around?
I was still healing from my other relationship.
I was trying to get myself mentally there.
I didn't want to beat everybody up that I went with, you know.
I wanted to be more peaceful.
Okay.
Was he like a nice guy or something like that?
He's a nice thug.
He's not a thug.
He's not trying to be racist, but he's a white guy.
Chubby.
But he's Hispanic.
Chubby.
Makes sense.
Every time.
Yeah.
All right.
Are your parents together?
My mom's married.
My dad's married, but not together.
Okay.
And then birth control?
Of course I'm on birth control.
I get it changed.
I'm 27th.
Okay.
All right.
Do you have any kids?
One and done.
Wait, what if he wants kids?
One and done.
I explain this to y'all every time.
What about you?
My name is Angelina.
I'm 20 years old and I make content online.
What kind of content?
Content.
I know, we heard the word.
Like adult content.
Oh.
Wait.
Yeah.
Or straight up like corn.
No.
No.
Okay.
So you're not a no hub?
No.
Are you in the bop house?
No.
Okay.
She ain't big enough.
She ain't big enough.
Bro.
Okay.
What do you do...
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Are you in college?
No.
Okay.
So high school you completed?
Yeah.
Relationship status?
Single.
Single now.
Where are you from?
I was born here, but my family's from Cuba.
Okay.
You grew up in Miami?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
And then are your parents together?
No.
Birth control for you?
No, I'm celibate.
Celibate?
You know, usually...
Yeah, but celibate.
Bro, okay.
When's the last time you...
Smash.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
She got the lying face right now.
Well, obviously with my boyfriend before he broke up with me.
So how long was that?
Like a week?
I have been.
You're abstaining.
You can say that.
Okay, so you haven't hooked up with anyone since your boyfriend.
That was one week ago.
No.
Do you believe that?
You know what?
I'll give you the benefits for today, but later on I might not.
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
Oh yeah, he wants to know your body count.
One.
One hundred or one?
So he popped a cherry down?
The triple head is crazy.
He phoned you a virgin?
Yeah, I met him in high school.
Oh, and he left you?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Two days ago.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Maybe he left you because of your line of work.
Well, I started that like...
With him?
A day ago.
Oh, but you're probably talking about it though.
You probably was saying, hey baby, I'm gonna do this.
Okay, hold on.
Did you, yeah, Chris, I was gonna say that.
Like, did you talk to him about it?
Like, hey, how do you feel about this?
No.
You just did it?
It's no way.
Well, I did it when I was done with him.
Why would I have to talk to him about it?
Was he paying all your bills?
Yeah, he was taking care of me.
So, was this like a backup plan?
Wait, how old was he?
20 as well, right?
Yeah.
What does he do where he was taking care of you?
He did well.
He had a business.
What kind of bitch?
That's it.
Something's off, man.
FBI, open it up!
20-year-old dude provided for a girl that breaks up with her two days later, and then she starts all off.
Something's off here.
You're writing something.
Okay.
Is he a scammer?
I don't know.
No.
You don't know, huh?
Something he does.
The thing about my image is, bro, so many people here are like...
Don't work and they have money.
It's like, bro, we know you do some criminal shit.
That's not necessarily true, though.
9 out of 10% of Florida is true.
We're in Miami.
We're in the number one part.
Yeah, people be scamming.
It's common.
Very common.
It's like the only major city, like, middle of the day, people are, like, walking around and shit.
I'm like, what do you do for work?
Like, how are you still here?
1 p.m.
But, hey.
Got a chase.
Okay, so...
Alright, so you started doing OF literally yesterday.
Have you had it before?
No.
You just made your account?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I wanted to.
No, that's right.
Is it to get back to your boyfriend?
Absolutely not.
I need money.
Have you ever thought about maybe getting a regular job?
Yeah.
It's not for me.
It takes too long.
Have you tried?
Yeah, I've tried.
Try what though?
What job have you tried?
I tried working at a daycare every day.
Okay.
Like fucking kids?
I don't like kids.
No, no, no.
Maybe you could do a job where you don't deal with kids.
Yeah.
I'm good.
So, what if you do OnlyFans and it doesn't take off like how you want to take off and you still need a job?
Of course, then I'd have to figure it out when we get there.
I would argue having OnlyFans would help not get you a job later on.
Okay.
Are you concerned with, like, maybe the fact that, like, OnlyFans might impede your ability to find a job after if it fails?
I mean, I also have my real estate license, so I could always get back into that.
Do you think people would take you seriously and want to buy a house from you if they know that you did OnlyFans?
I'm sure there's people out there that would not mind.
Crackheads.
I mean, I'll be very honest with you.
If someone that's a real estate investor that controls, like, 20-plus properties, I would have an issue with my real estate agent being a former porn star.
Yes.
Porn star?
Who's a porn star?
It's the same shit, bro.
Well, she just sells a bit.
Like, OnlyFans is your...
It's basically a porn site, being honest.
Let's take my bind it.
Yeah, but you don't know what you're getting until you pay for it.
So she could actually just be posting pictures of her underwear, or her bra.
What do you think automatically?
Porn.
Exactly.
That's not technically porn because you're not nude.
I mean, guys, I'll start jacking off though.
Are you trying to push the edge here?
We're just saying, listen, if you just mentioned that, it was automatically to...
I get what you're saying.
I'm just saying for her sake.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to help her.
But imagine employers like, yo, listen.
Good resume.
Wait, OnlyFans?
Oh, hell no.
Yeah.
They don't care.
Are you going to stop your channel and say, oh, let me go look inside and see what she does for a living?
No.
It's some jobs out here.
They find out you got OnlyFans.
They will fire you.
They don't.
Yeah.
I mean, look, you only had it open for a day.
You can go back at the club.
I think you should seriously reconsider doing that.
Normally, I don't give a shit.
I just let girls ruin their lives.
But if you only had it open for a day and you're telling the truth here, that can seriously impede your ability to get a job in the real world.
Like, bad.
I don't think women understand that being on OnlyFans and doing porn or doing any type of sex work will fuck you up.
Also, would AI come in?
Sorry to say it, most wife girls are going to be out of business.
Most what?
With AI. Like, you're taking a crazy risk where you might not make money doing it and then you'll hurt your ability to be taken seriously in other job fields.
Yo, what chat said, stop trying to save her.
Hey, man.
Like I said, when they say, they say, show me them titties, bro.
Like people be making some money after all.
Bro.
Yeah.
Like, there you go.
Niggas already objectifying.
Okay, we'll move on to the next person.
We wish you the best.
Just kidding.
That's so funny.
You're like, oh my god.
What?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, this is a comedy skit.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Crystal.
Sorry, what was the question?
Yeah, name?
Yeah, age.
Fine, we'll go through it.
Alright, how old are you?
22. Where are you from?
Jersey.
Born in New Jersey?
No, born in Brooklyn.
But the slang, the culture is Jersey.
Yeah, but what part of Jersey are you from?
Oh, Woodbridge.
Oh, okay.
I know who brought you now.
Chino.
Shout out to him.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
You said you're assistant manager, right?
Yeah, assistant manager.
I'm also an assistant for someone who does PR and social media.
And I also clean on the side.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Married.
Married, right?
How long have you guys been married?
We just got married in December.
December 31st.
How'd you guys meet?
He actually worked at the restaurant that I used to work at.
And we, at first, it was a little rough because him and I are both par-headed and stubborn until we just realized that we just respect each other for being hustlers and ambitious and realized that we were funny and things from there just started to...
Okay.
How old is he?
He's 23. Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Hell no.
Damn.
Hell no.
That's great.
It's better that way.
Breath control?
What?
What?
No, none.
Okay, so you guys are trying to have kids?
On the way?
Pull out.
Do you have any kids right now or no?
No.
Okay, what's your ethnic background?
Egyptian and Syrian.
Habibi!
It's Habibdi for females, Habibi for males.
Let's get it correct.
Is that true?
She's correct.
Thank you.
It's like Spanish.
You have to conjugate the terms.
Oh my god.
So you grew up in a Muslim household then?
Yes, I did.
Is your husband Muslim or no?
No, he's Colombian actually.
So he's Christian?
I love him!
I should say he's spiritual.
He's spiritual and we just accept each other for being different.
What did your family think of you?
I already got kicked out at 18, so it didn't even matter.
You're a rebel from the beginning.
Don't get me wrong.
I've always been a good girl.
I've always been a good person.
It's just I fell in love with a black man.
They didn't like that.
I got shunned at a young age.
That was it.
You know what?
Good job on that.
I know, right?
Be up, you should get me up.
Be up, man.
Be up.
By the way, I just did a vlog with another Millie Sun girl in Bahamas.
So go check out that vlog on my channel for a fresh start.
Let's go.
Alright, what about you?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Body count.
The one that's married.
Ah, come on, bro.
Come on, Megan.
Yeah, you're right.
It's a trap.
It's a trap, bro.
It's a trap.
I got it.
I got it.
No, no, no.
Don't answer it.
It's four.
That's four too many, bro.
No, no, no.
One of them was a four-year relationship, so it wasn't even...
Wait, what?
Alright, yo, how many niggas, man?
Don't lie.
No, seriously, four.
Four niggas?
Four niggas?
He wants to know how many of them were black.
Yeah, yeah It's not about it's not about race anymore, you know It's just about energy and who you are as a person.
And if you're smart, you can't be dumb and you can't be someone that's not respected.
You have to be respected when you're in a room with people.
So wait, your parents kicked you out because of this guy or something else?
Because the black guy that I was with.
The dude you married?
No, the dude I married is Colombian.
Oh, yes, okay.
First people.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
Wait, so, where's he now?
My husband?
No, the...
Which one?
The black guy.
The black guy?
Jamal.
The super negro.
I don't know.
Probably selling drugs somewhere.
Yeah, probably.
No, no, he's not like that.
His name is Harvey Byron.
No.
What the fuck?
Okay, we'll watch.
Byron.
It's not about his name, but...
What about you?
Oh, my name is Shay.
Hey, y'all!
What's up, Shay?
Hey.
My name is Shay.
What's up?
Yep.
How old are you?
I'm 37. Damn!
Black on crack!
I mean, I knew she was older, though.
Yeah, I'm 37. Wow, okay.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm from Atlanta.
Oh, shit.
She belongs to the streets.
What do you do for work?
What?
I'm a rapper, a fashion designer.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, I got...
Listen, just for the culture, for the people, you gotta spend a bar or a verse for us real quick.
One of your songs.
No, I'm not.
Come on, this is primetime.
This is primetime TV. My SoundCloud is soundcloud.com.
Nah, nigga.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
We need it live.
I can call it live.
Come on, let's go.
That's H-A-E-H-E-I. SoundCloud, bro.
You need it.
80%, Myri.
No, I'm not rapping right now.
But yes, I do rap.
What the fuck?
You're not rapping?
Yo, I'm free.
I'm free.
Hold on.
Myri, SoundCloud is an automatic 80%.
We had a woman sing on this actual show.
A producer hit her up, and she's doing big things now.
I'm telling you, just do it real quick.
You got it.
I'm nervous.
I can't do it.
No, hold on.
We'll give you two.
Next show, I'm going to do it.
Nah, nigga.
There's no next time.
You're 37. You want to hype you up?
Come on.
Come on.
You got this.
We got it.
We got it.
No, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
I got y'all.
You got no more answers.
You ain't about to say it.
Shout out to my fans in the chat.
What fans?
Fans spinning?
Yeah.
Fans.
Retirement home?
Okay.
You can literally say what fans, bro.
Fucking funny, bro.
I mean, that's gotta be...
You're not gonna perform.
It's like, damn, okay.
Push out 37, bro.
Come on, man.
Yeah, I'm 37.
Okay, well, uh...
Fucking Lord, he'll die.
Baby status?
Hey, I did a song today.
Single?
Education level?
Pius?
My education level?
Oh, I have two bachelor's degrees, one in business, one in technology.
Okay, wonderful.
Which school?
Albany State University.
Shout out to Albany State Rams.
Okay.
Alright, relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control for you?
Of course not.
No.
Do you have any kids or no?
No kids.
Okay.
Damn.
Yeah, I'm a 40-year-old rapper.
With no kids.
With no kids.
From Atlanta.
Yeah, I'm a 40-year-old with no kids.
I'm a rapper.
From Atlanta, bro.
Yo, we all rap.
SoundCloud rapper, too.
Okay, what about you?
What's your name?
Michelle.
How old are you, Michelle?
18. Where are you from?
I was born here.
My mom is Hondureña and my dad's Nicaragüense.
Alright.
What do you do for work?
I model.
Alright.
Have you ever been in Vogue?
No.
You know what Drake says, right?
No!
Alright, highest education level completed is high school or no?
Yeah.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
No.
Alright.
And then birth control of you?
No.
What about you?
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
Yeah, body count, yeah.
That's too many, bro.
That's too many, bro.
What is it really?
Too many.
Two with condoms on.
Like the rest uses going raw, dawg.
Okay.
What about you?
Hey, y'all!
I think.
Don't mind him.
What's your name?
Sophia, 22. High school, cosmetology school.
You're 22?
Yes.
Yes, I'm 22. Yo, what the fuck?
Someone has ID back there, bro?
How old do I look?
I'm a little older?
No, you don't.
You look like you're in your 30s.
You look like you're in your 30s.
I'm going to keep it a thousand.
These women over here are lying to you.
When I had no makeup on...
Chat!
I want you to type in legit what you thought she was.
When we had no makeup on, I look like I'm in high school.
Look, niggas is 40s, 30s, bro.
I don't know what it is.
52. I guess all that ambition is starting to wear itself.
It's probably her hair.
Hey, bro.
All that ambition is aging, man.
She is stressed the fuck out, man.
She is stressed the fuck out, bro.
Don't mind them.
You're a queen.
10 years in the future, bro.
Y'all niggas hate him, man.
She a queen.
Don't be honest, bro.
I thought she was in her 30s.
I'm keeping it.
Yeah, me too, bro.
She's very mature, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
I don't even know what to say.
No response to that.
Don't response to that.
Okay.
He wants to be in DMs later.
So, where are you from?
Durham, North Carolina.
Okay.
I guess for work purposes, what do you do?
I'm a hairstylist.
I teach other girls how to start a hair business.
I sell e-books.
I sell hair benders.
Is that one of your wigs?
Yes.
You do wigs?
Yes.
There you go.
I like it.
Yes.
Hook her up.
I do natural hair care.
I do wigs.
You don't see my hair.
I did this.
My bad.
Come on.
I just ain't moose it now because that's too much.
But I lay myself down.
And you look good.
You can't see no lace.
Why do black women wear wigs?
I don't know.
Because I don't like people touching my hair.
I wear wigs because I have a lot of hair.
My hair is down in here.
It's curly, it's big, it's wild.
We want to see that!
Yeah, maybe next time.
You know what's crazy?
My hair's like that, but curly.
But that's beautiful, though.
This, I don't know.
It was Valentine's.
I was trying to go for a different look.
I like to switch my looks.
To make it shorter, though?
Yeah.
I do long.
I do 40 inches.
I do 30s.
I do everything.
I wanted to do a pixie today.
Why can't I switch my looks?
That's the thing about wings.
You want to switch it up.
You can, but we can tell it's a wig, though.
Okay, that's fine.
But I still look good.
Yep, you do.
You know what?
You might standing up real quick.
We're looking at the top part.
Maybe the bottom part is good, too.
You know what I'm saying?
Keep it real!
What?
Keep it real, man.
You go ahead if you want to.
Up to you.
No.
Okay.
You're gonna piss me off.
Me?
I'm helping you here.
I'm trying to keep cold.
That's good, you know?
Just breathe.
Let me shoot out no ass.
I don't care about that part.
I can show y'all that.
But my hair, no.
Hair is a touchy subject, you know?
No, he was talking about seeing your ass.
They said stand up with 360 so they could see the hair.
Oh, that's what he said.
That's what they want to see.
We should help you.
We should help you.
Yeah, like, sign up with the little tour.
No, no, why?
You can see when I walk away.
You can stare down, okay?
All right, all right.
Dating status?
Single.
I'm on birth control.
Any other questions?
Party count?
Are you parents together?
No.
No?
No.
Body count?
Um...
Remember, you're 22 now.
You're 22 now.
You're 22 now.
I don't know.
Damn, is that many?
No, I just don't...
I don't keep counting.
A rough number.
Damn!
I haven't had a dude in a long time.
It's probably like 4 or 5. Under 10?
yeah it's under 10 okay and I just don't I won't be like okay so this is my this is this number let me write this down yeah I mean you should I would if I was a woman I would okay anyways yo if it was a something that was penetrating into my fucking body I would know how many niggas you know what I'm saying that's me though yeah you know if I was a woman I would be like It hurts, doesn't it?
I don't know.
It feels good.
You should know how many niggas been inside you.
Yeah, you're right.
At 22, especially.
Yeah.
Alright, that's me.
Thank you for the information.
What about you?
Oh, racial background.
Oh, yeah.
Black, Indian, white, and some Barbados.
How many parents do that?
I'm from Barbados.
Really?
Yeah.
They all mix.
Cheese on bread.
Cheese on bread.
You don't know what that means, right?
No.
Yeah, you're not real.
Get out of here, man.
I just found out that I had them in me.
Okay.
Well, you're also part Beijing, right?
Alright, so we got, what, three girls on the panel wearing wigs?
Yeah, I have one on.
I already know what you're gonna say already.
What am I gonna say Chris?
Don't do it.
We're on YouTube.
We're comedians.
They're all black girls.
American.
I know any girls.
This is a comedy skit.
Black girls with the wings.
This is a comedy skit?
I do hate.
I had to show my talent.
We are comedians.
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
Chris, we're comedians.
That's fine.
I'm a comedian, you know.
I get in a lot of tussling, so I'm not.
I'll keep on a wig real quick.
You like the tussling?
You say you wear wigs because you Get into physical conversations?
I don't wear plaits.
I'm not wearing my rear hair because bitches like to pull hair.
I don't wear plaits because bitches gonna drag me to the...
A wig.
I got them Haitian braids on.
Haitian braids, you can't grab them.
Can't grab them.
That's why you put a hoodie on tight up.
No, baby, that's why.
If you grab your hoodie, you done for her.
I take that wig off and let them Haitian braids be out.
So your hairstyle is contingent upon combat with other women.
Yes.
So how many altercations do you get?
Since this year done started, I done had two fights in January.
Detoxed know about one of them because it happened on his yacht.
It did.
And then this month, I had to.
I just got into an altercation, like, Tuesday.
Coco Punch!
Yes!
I didn't catch her, though.
She's been ducking, so...
I've been praying I ran into her, though.
Wait, what happened?
Guys, you're not gonna answer that.
Yeah, you get it quickly, because I didn't know what the hell the lure was behind that.
I brought her around, like, a few people that I knew, and...
At that point of time, I was having intercourse with somebody, and as her being somebody I brought around, she went behind me and had intercourse with them.
But my biggest problem was when I asked her to drop my items off, she threw my shit at the club.
Instead of bringing it to me, she threw it somewhere.
So now it's just beef.
You could have respected me as a woman.
You went on social media to try to call me out my name and do da-da-da-da.
But then when she came here, at first she was trying to, oh my god, I'm trying to be cool with you again.
And then it's, oh bitch, you know that?
You know that?
So.
Okay.
That's crazy.
If you guys want to go see that fight, I don't remember what episode that was.
It was a while ago.
We have a number on it.
It was a while ago.
We numbered episodes, so someone in the castle club is going to say the episode number.
Okay.
And then what about you?
Do you wear a wig also for combat purposes?
No, I wear wigs because I knew I was going to be on the show.
I wanted people to see what I can do.
Color, hair, cut, everything.
Alright, what about you?
I just wear them.
Just like to wear them.
Oh, I just like to wear them.
No reason.
Okay.
She just likes to do it.
Alright, what's your name?
Alexa.
Alright, how old are you?
I'm 18. Okay, where are you from?
I'm from Miami.
What do you do for work?
I do nails.
I have my own nail business.
Nice.
Okay.
Highs education level completed.
Do you graduate high school?
I'm still in high school.
Show me your nails, MC. That's alright.
Oh, aight?
That's alright.
Aight's crazy.
Aight's crazy.
That's pretty good.
Aight's crazy.
You bringing chicks on that are taking SATs?
I already took my SAT. Or ACT. I mean, it's 18. There's grannies on the panel.
I know like, what do you want?
It's varied.
- It's variety.
- It's like two extremes. - At least it's his standards.
- You call me a grandma?
- You said, I mean, you said you took your, well, I don't know if in Florida, is it the ACT more or the SATs here?
Both.
It's both.
You can choose what you want to take.
But it's mandatory to take SATs.
But you take them your junior year.
So senior year is only for retaking if you want to, but junior year is when it's mandatory.
What'd you score on your SATs?
Honestly, I have no idea.
I haven't even checked.
Because I've taken them a few times.
She ain't going to college again.
A few times?
I don't push me to a stressful day.
Okay.
Okay.
So, in high school.
Alright.
Interesting.
I'm assuming you're a senior, I hope?
Yeah.
Okay.
And do you turn...
Did you just turn 18 or are you going to turn 19?
No, I just turned 18. Like, in October.
Okay.
Alright.
Relationship status.
Single, right?
Single.
All right, parents together?
No.
Birth control of you?
Don't need it.
All right.
Welcome to the high school team, bro.
We're comedians, Chris.
We're comedians.
She's a virgin, bro.
What's your athletic background?
Is it Hispanic?
Cuban-American, yeah.
Of course.
Cool.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, guys.
I'm Sophia.
Welcome back.
Classmate or what?
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
You guys know me as Juicy Fruit.
I'm 18. Wait, what?
Juicy Fruit?
Yeah, they call me Juicy.
Juicy.
Juicy.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, my bad.
Sorry, I'm a wild no.
She spins the drails.
That's a bollocks.
All right.
No, I got to.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from here, Miami.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a barista at Starbucks.
All right.
Highest education, high school?
I'm completing high school right now.
Yeah.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
All right.
Parents together?
No.
Birth control of you?
Yes.
All right.
And then ethnic background is?
Jewish American.
All right.
All right.
Body count?
Zero.
Hi, Dad.
I love you.
Oh, he's watching right now?
Yeah, he's watching.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
Wait, is he a Pharrell?
Yeah.
Fresh.
We're comedians.
Good job!
Hi Dad!
You said your parents aren't together.
Do you live with your dad or your mom?
My mom lives in Atlanta.
Yeah.
So you live with your dad?
Cool.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm Destiny with two E's.
Okay.
With two E's?
Yeah.
Not a Y. Two E's.
Got it.
Destiny.
How old are you?
23. Yeah, for those that are wondering, that's where Rick Ross is from.
It's called Miami.
It's so bad.
They had to change the name to Miami Gardens.
It's a time to rebrand the city.
Carroll City got a bad rap.
Nobody wanted to move in and brought the real estate prices down.
It's pretty now.
You went to the CC? Yeah, it's pretty now.
Pretty where?
Mad traffic.
Shout out to the CC. They literally changed the name for that reason.
Highest education level completed?
Currently in my associates.
Relationship status is...
He dead.
I guess Red literally AWOL missing in action.
Complicated?
Yeah.
And it's because you guys are on a break, but he never came back.
So a situation shit?
Situation shit.
Okay.
I have a dad.
I have a stepdad.
You have a stepdad?
Yes.
Okay.
What about your mom?
Oh, they're married.
My stepdad is married to my mom.
Okay.
How long were they married?
Like, your whole life?
No, they got married when I was, like, 15. Okay, so he came in when you were a teenager.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Alright.
And then birth control of you?
Yes, IUD. Alright.
And you're from DR, right?
You're Dominican?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, she was fucking niggas.
AR, AR. Are you, are you, okay, so, like, are you, like...
Are you guys talking to other people?
Or is it completely done?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't talk to other people.
He's deployed, so he can't talk to anybody.
They cheat.
Well, I mean, how do you know that?
While they're deployed, they can do it there.
Yeah, but like, he knows the consequences.
Oh my gosh.
Where is he deployed at?
You feel safer?
I don't know.
You don't know where it is?
I'm not allowed because I'm not deployed with him.
So then how would you...
So I'm in the military, so we can't give out where we're deploying to, especially when it's like a high-risk zone.
Civilians?
Yeah.
So how do you face consequences if you don't know where he's at?
How do you face punishment?
Because he knows I'll find out.
I'll have connections.
What?
I'm a believer.
Well, you said you're in the military too?
What branch?
So I was in the army and now I'm in the navy.
Okay, so are you still in the military?
Yes.
You're active duty?
So I'm reserve.
I'm trying to go back to the army.
Wait.
I'm not gonna lie.
She's one woman I can see in the army, bro.
Wait, so you actually know how to use his guns, then?
Yes.
I'll put her in the front of my eyes, bro.
Carol City Choppers?
Nigga, she knows, bro.
I was in the army now, but you were in the navy before.
No, I was in the army.
Now I'm in the navy.
I'm trying to go back to the army.
And now you're crazy.
Oh, you don't like the navy?
No, I love the navy, but...
So you got your honorable discharge out of the Navy.
You did it four years.
And then you got your DD, what is it, 14?
DD-214.
Boom, you got your 214. Now you're in the Army.
No, now I'm in the Navy Reserves.
Sorry, Navy Reserves.
Navy Reserves, so you did it four.
Okay.
But I'm going to break my contract and go back to the Army.
You can do that?
Yeah, it's conditional release.
As long as I'm going to another service and I have proof I'm going to another service, I literally have to serve my time in that service.
So they would basically honor that length of contract into the other branch that you're going to?
No, so I would sign a whole brand new contract.
So I have a three year opportunity or a six year opportunity.
Okay.
So he's deployed somewhere and they're not going to tell you.
I just believe I'm going to hop on that deployment though.
So I'm going to try to hire a bodyguard female when I'm going outside.
So I'll talk to you later.
I'll talk to you later.
Well, we do actually need a female security question.
But she's gonna go active, though.
No, I'm going reserved.
I love being a reservist.
I don't like being active, especially what's going on right now with the military.
I don't feel safe being active as a female in the military.
Wow.
Says a lot.
They should be scared of you.
Middle East, man.
Oh, I'm ready for that.
that i want to go damn all right uh what about what about you with What's your name?
Tara.
How old are you, Tara?
26. What do you do for work?
I'm a gymnastics instructor and circus performer.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Exotic.
Exquisite.
I like everything circus.
Where are you from originally?
Here, Miami.
Cuba?
Okay.
Well, here.
Cuban descent, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And Ecuador.
Are we talking Ringley Brothers or what?
I like all circus, honestly.
It's a big passion of mine.
I love Cirque du Soleil.
I'm an aerialist.
But I like anything, like the walking ball, the juggling, everything.
So you juggle balls?
When's your next event?
So I do a lot of private...
Actually, tomorrow, but it's a private event.
It's for a dance studio, and then I have a wedding next week.
We should hire her for the actual event.
I'm very different.
If you see...
Ever?
My Instagram or anything?
Like, it's very glam.
Like, very, like...
Yeah, it's very much, like, flashy.
Flashy.
Very, very flashy.
Alright, so I gotta ask this because it's not often that we get circus personnel here.
Like, how does it work?
Is there, like, an open contract and you just work for any touring circus?
Like, you know, what is it?
Wrigley Brothers and Barnum& Bailey and all these different...
Coy Island?
I don't know.
Carnival?
I don't know.
I would love to get a contract.
But right now, I kind of want to establish myself because I like event planning in general just as a hobby.
So right now, I'm focusing on private events in Miami.
So you're not doing the circus stuff anymore?
I am before private events.
Okay.
But when I'm talking about these big circus shows, do they...
Have people that work full-time or do they contract people?
They contract people, but it's better.
Private events are just, in general, my personal opinion, are better and pay better and everything.
Okay, so it's not good to be touring with a circus.
It is.
It just depends on the circus and your deal with them, your contracts.
Who gets paid the most for performers?
Probably the harder the acts, the more they get paid, like hand balancers, contortionists.
You know, very high-level acts.
Okay.
The more, like, harder to find.
Aerialists are very common, so it's a little tough because, yeah.
And aerialists, are they the ones, like, that are walking in tightropes and flying around and flipping?
In the air, yeah.
That's common?
With the rings.
It's starting to become very common in Miami.
Because it's a natural progression from gymnastics.
Oh.
Because she's a gymnast instructor, which, you know, I would assume, like, you have a gymnast, and then as a circus-level gymnast, like, you're, well, aerial performer.
That's at another level, right?
Yeah.
But it's like, I'm so happy.
It's everything.
Awesome.
Happy for you.
Okay.
So the ringleaders get paid the most.
Yeah, the ringleaders probably do get paid the most.
Oh, they do.
They're like, welcome to the show!
They're usually the head of the show and the ones that create the show.
Oh, okay.
They organize the acts and everything in order and how to do it.
It's usually their show is the ringmaster.
So, question.
What's your backup plan when you become older and you can't do all that shit in there?
Event planning.
Okay.
Yeah, event planning.
I would love my dream.
My biggest passion is gymnastics ever since I was little.
So I'm a gymnastics coach around Miami, like big dance studios.
And, yeah, like, I've been so inspired by kids.
Like, I want to have a gymnastics gym one day if I could.
Awesome.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Damn.
Okay.
Who gets paid the least of clowns, right?
Actually, clowns get paid very good.
It's hard to find clowns.
There's what?
A lot of people don't want...
It's hard to find a clown.
Alright, I'm going to be a clown.
We know two clowns in Canada, actually.
Yeah, the toughest ones are dancing.
Two clowns, yeah.
Why is it hard to find...
Why is it hard to find clowns?
I would think that would be the most common.
Because it's comedy.
So it's like...
You gotta be a good comedian.
You gotta be a good actor.
You have to be good at makeup.
They're terrible comedians.
They're terrible.
They failed, actually.
Hey, yo, fuck you in the chat.
What's his nigga name, bro?
Coldhammer 10?
Fuck you, nigga.
Why are you reading the chat?
Nah, it's funny.
Alright, so, okay, so clowns are...
Wow, I didn't know that.
Okay, what about magicians?
Magicians, too.
It's not awkward when we get someone that works at the circus.
No, I'm so happy you're asking.
What about magicians?
They get paid well.
It's more like, it's tough.
Like, dancers, I have so much respect for them.
Like, you know, strong dancers.
Yeah.
But there's so many dancers that it's tough.
It's tough, the competition and everything.
So the pay goes down sometimes pretty bad.
So the contortionist, you said the contortionist, who was the other person that gets paid the most?
Like, hand balancers, specialty acts.
The more specialty the act is, the more dangerous it is.
Like that?
I have no idea, but that's probably a lot.
Very few people.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
No, I had to ask.
Yo, thoughtologist.
Great simple video.
Ladies, would you be okay with your man crying to his dog dying or crying to a sad movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, raise your hand if his dog...
You'd be okay with him crying in front of you?
Okay.
Movie?
Who's okay with a movie?
Him crying.
Why?
Is it the same people?
Goddamn.
It's all a cat.
I don't even know why we ask him.
Why does that matter?
I mean, quite in general, that would be...
Hold on, you want your man to cry?
I mean, it depends on how long he had the dog.
It depends on how long he had the dog.
Well, a dog is a man's best friend, so...
It depends on how long he had it.
You had that dog since you was a J and a dog died.
Can I pet that doll?
What's up next?
Yes, it depends on how long that dog...
Oh, we got to do the Instagram one, too.
I see.
Let's prepare the stuff.
Yes.
Question for ladies.
Have a man ever stood up or showed up late to a date?
Flaked on you, basically.
Oh, yeah.
Have you ever flaked on?
No.
No.
Okay.
Ladies, what type of woman...
I had a man...
Okay, so this was back in high school.
I had a man who...
Our parents came, stood up, and went to his best friend.
Wait.
Wait, what?
He left...
Our date.
For his best friend.
To go to his best friend because he was so scared of our parents.
Are you sure it's the parents that he's scared of?
Scared of you.
That was normal.
What turned me toxic?
You scared me nigga.
You scared me.
You guys, we got 11,000 of you guys in here right now.
Almost 12K. Almost 12K. Guys, let's get to...
I don't want to stop the show.
Guys, we should be at 4,000 likes easy right now.
At least, man.
Let's get 2,000 likes.
We've got a segment now.
We're going to do a DM roulette, actually.
Something new that we've never had before.
Yes.
We're going to have the girls literally read some of their most cringe DMs.
And respond at the end.
If it makes sense for the show.
And we'll have it for you.
This actually comes from...
Wait, I see.
Was it something else?
No, it's just a cringe DM and then...
Yeah, we got you.
Alright, come over here.
Just tell the people what it is.
Go ahead.
So basically it's gonna be DM Roulette.
Girls go into your message requests.
Pick the most cringiest one and then share.
Should we give them their phones now?
I would say...
While I read this?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's give them their phones now.
By the way, if I give y'all phones, don't check no messages, no nothing.
Go straight to Instagram, straight to the requests.
I don't need you distracted right now.
Yeah, just find the DMs, ladies.
Alright.
Okay, we'll read chats while I see you.
Also, real quick, we're having, guys, this coming Saturday, our big networking event here in Miami, February 22nd.
We're having it from 11 to 1. We're doing a meet and greet.
Cast Club members only and premium.
And then for the actual speaking engagement from, I believe, from 2 to 8 p.m., we're going to do guests, us speaking as well, help you guys with some real advice in real time.
And then last but not least, we're doing an after party, yachts, girls, food, and drinks from premium members only.
I think we have like 10 tickets left right now.
10 left?
We have 10 tickets left for the party, so guys.
Hop on it now while you still can.
We're going to end the actual tickets or RSVP on Wednesday.
So get it while you still can, guys.
Alright.
Cam says again.
Ladies, what type of woman would you tell your son to stay away from or not to date?
It can be based off of body count or personality or job or race, color or background, etc.
So yeah, but they're focusing on the actual phones now.
They're on their phone.
Okay.
So we can't really try to focus on the same time.
Yeah.
But, okay.
Time release.
I was watching an older FNF episode and the audio was straight trash.
Chris Mike was way too louder than Myron and Fresh Etc.
Moe really makes the show sound nice and crispy.
Props to you Moe, Bills 2, and OBS God.
By the way, the girl in Maroon or Burgundy is fire.
The rest are ain't shit lol.
Who's Burgundy?
Burgundy.
Oh, right there.
Okay, cool.
They said that you're fire.
You said, huh?
Someone said that you're fire in chat.
Aw, thank you.
You're fire.
And what do you want us to do?
A comfort zone.
Okay.
You're funny, you're funny.
Okay, I see on tonight's panel, the majority are a bunch of hair warriors ready to defend their culture.
So I know tonight is going to be an exhausting show.
Before I predict one of the hooligans being castled tonight, that's when Myron decimates you in tonight's debate, who here saw the halftime show and do you think it was a flop or a success?
I guess the one with Kendrick.
Don't worry, we won't ask you to name three countries tonight.
We all know that you're still hyped off of Sunday halftime show event.
I have a message.
Anybody seen the halftime show with Kendrick Lamar?
Anybody seen it?
I think it was amazing.
You think it was good?
I think it was really good.
I really think it was good because he...
People perspective him to be coming for somebody, but honestly, he was just showing people that it's way deeper than the music.
It's more background to it.
You gotta pay more attention to it.
I thought the set was trash.
I thought everything was trash about it, but I do congratulate my old dance teammate who made it on, and he was actually dancing behind Kendrick's.
Alright.
What's the next one?
What's the next one, guys?
Thank you.
Master Debater says, ladies, in a time where women are far more experienced than men, do you think a relationship can work if the woman has a higher body count than her man?
Yes.
It depends.
Let's start here.
Why?
Yes or no and then why?
I would just say yes because I know people.
But I'm not a hookup person.
I'm pretty Christian with that type of stuff.
But yeah, I know situations.
Where it works.
Where it works and it has worked.
Well, she has a higher body count on her man.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
What about you?
I'm in between because to me, if it's me, no.
You gotta have a higher body count on me.
Why do you say that?
I actually agree with you, but why do you say that?
I like a man who knows how to treat my body.
I don't want to teach a man.
I want you to teach me.
Understandable.
What about you?
I feel like women with higher body counts than their men, I kind of discussed this with my dad because we like to debate a lot, but like especially my father being 60 and stuff, he's been around and he does say that like women who are more experienced with men I
I get what you're saying.
What do you think?
I really don't have a preference when it comes to that.
I mean, everyone has a past, by all means.
As long as there's no babies floating around, we're good.
I mean, yeah.
What about you?
Kind of what she said.
Yeah, kind of what she said.
Everybody has a past.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just like they said, I really don't mind.
Yeah.
Like, they all have a past, just don't have an infection, and that's it.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't be nasty.
Okay.
For you?
What was the question again?
Again, the question was, basically, If there's going to be a body count conversion here where she has more than her man, is that going to work?
I mean, maybe.
Okay.
What do you think?
It depends really on the scale.
If she has way more than him, then no.
But if it's just a little bit more, then it'll be fine.
Let's say 50-20.
No.
No.
No, because then the woman's masculine and she knows more and she's teaching him.
She's teaching him how to do it.
I mean, I would argue most women have more bodies than most men because they get more options and they can choose when they feel like.
Men have to work towards getting laid.
No?
No.
I think because sex is more emotional for us.
Yeah.
So, like, of course, there's women out there who have a lot of bodies, but it's like, it's just different.
How many guys approach you and you say no?
Versus some of the guys you approach and say yes.
That approach me and I say no?
Yeah.
Like by the day or?
Yeah, by the day.
At least two a day, I'll say.
So do the math there.
That's a lot of guys that get told no.
Well, I work in the restaurant industry, so I'm always around people.
I talk to hundreds of people a day.
Yeah, because that argument works, but only if you're not getting approached.
You're getting approached all the time, so.
All right.
What about you?
I'm in between with that.
I feel like it all depends.
Like, if it works for your situation, it does.
And if it doesn't, then it won't work.
Because, again, everyone does have a past.
Doesn't necessarily mean that's the person they are now.
Yeah.
It depends the situation.
If it works for them, it does.
If not, then no.
All right.
And here for you.
It don't really matter.
You don't care?
Okay.
Alright, time for some DMs.
So ladies, we'll play a game here real quick.
Icy came up with this idea.
We'll check your DMs for the most cringiest one.
Read it out loud and then, if you so please, just let us know what you think about it.
Alright, are you ready?
Oh, your man's calling you.
This is my boo.
Yes, he's calling me.
Okay.
Cringiest DM. This dude, he said...
Your little cute-ass nose.
I don't know.
I found that very cringy.
Like, you say you fine with a little-ass nose.
I found that cringy as fuck.
That's an interesting compliment.
Okay.
Does it work or no?
No.
Okay, cool.
For you.
Okay.
You're fly as fuck!
I'm nerdy, white, 39-year-old guy who splits time between LA and Fort Lauderdale.
I'm also a pilot.
Wanna fly?
I've never met this person in my life.
Did that DM just come in just now?
Literally just now?
No, I looked at the cringiest one.
Okay.
But it came like a day or two or whatever?
How long ago?
I don't know.
I could tell.
It was in her request.
Yeah, it was in her request.
Yeah, when they come in.
Because I want to see.
Because I know these niggas are going to DM girls now.
We should have.
Oh.
You know what I'm saying?
February 5th.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
And that's crazy.
Okay.
He said he wanted to fly.
He's crazy.
Is he handsome or no?
Zero followers, black pictures.
Exactly.
Ghost page.
Bro, these niggas are crazy.
Okay.
What about you?
Well, he sent two messages on my story.
He said, I want to F you all night.
Thank you.
Come drip down your leg.
And I blocked him.
What the fuck?
A random nigga?
Yeah, I've never met him before.
Does your page say you're married?
No.
I keep it private.
Okay.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- How the fuck did he find you then?
That's crazy.
- Who's up next?
- Oh yeah, I don't wanna-- - No, two of them didn't have requests.
- I delete all of mine.
- Oh, you delete all yours?
You two?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- They're just fake.
- Mine, hi, I really like your style in this photo.
Do you always dress like that or was it just for a special occasion?
Fabrizio Castilla.
Is he like, I guess in your age range or no?
Yeah, he does.
He do look kind of...
Does he look old or young?
I can't decide.
Oh, wait, you have him blocked, though, and he's private.
Ew.
Never mind.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
Sophia?
Okay, there's too many, but...
Oh, give us two then.
All right, so this has been going on.
It started on January 19th, and it ended January 23rd, so...
It says, Hi, Sophia.
I just wanted to say hi.
I mean, I'm looking for a girlfriend.
And, well, I know you are Jewish.
And, well, I just want to say that, well, I'm not.
But so, I hope I can change to Judaism.
And I saw that we also went to the same school.
I'm 19. Take care.
Have a nice day.
Then I posted a gym photo.
He said, I hope you reach your goals, smiley face.
And then I posted another thing.
I think, like, fresh and fit, whatever.
He says, "Hi, well I'm okay with..." Oh, it's about deportation.
I posted about deportation.
And he said, "Hi, well I'm okay with your points of view, and yeah, I'm an immigrant, but I have a passport and visa.
I hope that's okay with you, thanks, let me know." All right. - Oh my God. - And then he said... - Did you respond to any of this? - No, no.
And then he said...
And then I posted about how Trump is the 47th president of the United States go Trump.
And then he said, "I hope you're happy.
Congrats to you and your party." I hope you didn't regret supporting him.
And then I posted a picture of me in the back, and it was like, you know, the picture of me saying Jew or whatever.
And then afterwards, he said congrats.
And then last message, I posted like in the mirror back there.
He said, say, could you help me convert to Judaism?
Like, you know someone that can help me?
That was it.
Is he white, black, or Indian?
He has nothing on his profile but the picture of, like, your breed of dog, the Shiba Inu.
So he has, like, the Doge meme as his thing.
But I guess I went to school with him, so.
L-mans.
Okay.
That was random as hell.
Okay, cool.
So, I don't have a DM, but I have a message.
This guy invited me to his house asking to hook up and then proceed to asking for back shots Yeah, oh shit four thousand likes motherfuckers We're only at 2,200, but there's like 11,000 of you ninjas in here, man.
Do you know him?
Like the goddamn video.
I met him once.
Like briefly, like not even five minutes.
How dare he do that to you?
What a bad man.
How dare you?
How do you get your information?
How do you get your number?
Because we're in a veterans group chat.
Oh.
Hey, in the military.
He was in the military.
Aw, damn.
At least he's being straightforward, though.
Back shots will come over right now, baby.
Cringe, though.
Very cringe.
Okay.
I have one.
You have one?
Okay, cool.
Oh, you don't have an Instagram, you said?
No, like, I don't really have, like, I delete everything, like, requests that I don't like.
Okay, just pass your phone, then.
Okay.
Interesting.
I'm not gonna lie, that was actually pretty funny.
Very interesting, the messages that you ladies get from dudes.
The chat, which one was the worst, guys?
Pretty much stinky.
Backshot converted to Judaism.
Nose guy.
I think it's her.
What was yours?
You want to fly?
What was the worst one, chat?
Make me cum.
Her.
Make her cum down her leg.
Or you dress really well.
It was the make her cum down her leg.
It was that one.
That caught me off guard.
That one definitely caught me.
You wanna fly?
I think I said the dripper.
Military shorty dripper is crazy.
I said do this segment more often.
Yeah, we can do this segment more often.
Okay.
Thank you, ladies.
Expose these simps.
Yeah, I mean...
You know what?
Do a poll.
Yo, let's do a poll.
On YouTube.
Bills.
Or Mo, actually.
Mo, run the poll.
On YouTube?
We'll give you guys a pulseiotics, whatever.
So you got Wanna Fly, you got Drip Down Your Leg, you got Backshot Guy, you got Cute Nose, you got, what else?
The Stalker.
Which stalker?
My stalker.
Yeah, converts into Judaism guy.
Yeah, okay.
So those are the options.
I think it was like five or six.
So I'm going to do a poll on YouTube.
Let's see what they say.
I don't want to actually see what you need to say.
We can add that as a segment and refine it.
All right, what's up next?
Y'all must forget this is a segment now, but this one is a Valentine edition, ladies.
Do you think men and women can be friends?
If you ask Myron Fresh, y'all know what to do?
We got a lot of chats, Demetrius.
Let us get through.
Fresh updates.
WFNF for getting a little yachty on the show and getting cold like Minnesota.
God damn, bro.
Alright.
Black as Panther says, ladies in the spirit of Valentine's Day.
And guys, just so you guys know, the minimum is 20. If you're watching on Castle Club now, and it's 50 on Rumble Rants or on FNFSuperChat.com.
Ladies, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, One, who do you think is more romantic, men or women?
Two, have you ever done something for a man that only benefited them or influenced yourself for the...
Okay, if so, what?
Black Panther, bro, we got a lot piling up, man.
We'll come back to that if we have time.
Yep.
I gotta fly through these.
Ladies, put yourself in a dream scenario.
Guy walks in the studio right now and say, name three countries.
I'll give each of you one million dollars, but that's only if all of you get it right.
Don't fuck it up.
We'll come back to that later.
We'll come back to it.
With it.
Machaka Boss, appreciate that.
Shout out to you, bro.
Since Valentine's Day, I wrote some poems.
Rosa, Red, Violet, Blue.
Listen to the rules, or I see we'll stab you.
I feel for her boyfriend's safety in life.
Because Icy isn't afraid to pull out the knife.
What the fuck, man?
I'm trying to get every chat read, guys, so that's why I'm kind of going through.
We have a lot, and they're piling up, and guys, we're going to have to redo how we do chats a bit, because we've been getting a lot of complaints like, oh, chats take too much time, blah, blah, blah.
So we'll have to do it where it makes sense, where it's still entertainment, and you still get involved, etc.
And we'll find a way where they're all shown on screen, too.
We'll always do that.
Ladies, we'll make a model whip.
Y'all rocking.
I'll ask you ladies one.
What car are you driving?
We'll come back to that one.
We'll come back to that one.
Because we got a lot.
What else we got?
Fresh balls.
Michelle, we have to be honest with you.
Okay, so this one's at the threshold now.
Oh, shit.
My boy.
It's Michelle.
Oh, wow.
It's been a while since he's done this.
Who's Michelle?
Yes, sir!
All right, Michelle.
Who's Michelle?
Who's Michelle?
Yes, Michelle.
Okay, the one with two bodies, allegedly.
Guys, we need 4,000 fucking likes, man.
I hate to fucking be that guy, but we're only at 2,500.
We need way more engagement.
We've got 11,000 of you guys in here between Rumble and YouTube.
Like the video.
We're trying to take over 2025. We're going to do that by hitting the YouTube algo super hard.
Listen, new segments, man.
Like the video.
New girls.
Come on, bro.
2025, we're taking over.
Also, I'm doing my fucking live stream, political and cultural commentary, Myron Gaines X, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m.
I'm giving y'all sauce.
I just dropped a video today on the JFK movie.
How they lied to you about that for a significant amount of time.
The most popular JFK movie.
So guys, all I ask is that you niggas like the video, support the mission, because we are putting out crazy content while our haters are getting pegged.
Like Ava.
And I was sober.
Yeah.
So, he made a video.
He's trying to make fun of us for saying that you shouldn't live with a woman.
Like, trying to say that, you know, we're on another team.
And in my head, I'm like, bro, you got pegged.
On all fours.
You got paid on all fours, nigga.
Like, you literally are a sodomite.
Like, get out of here.
You can't say anything about anyone.
That's crazy.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Okay, what do we got here?
Anus and leech.
Okay, Michelle, we have to be honest with you.
We want to take you out to dinner on this special night and tear your ass up back at the crib.
Ooh!
Okay?
Okay!
We wanna lather you in a lavender oil, massage you, kiss your neck, then hit you with the whoop-de-whoop.
Ooh!
Clapping your cheeks with Ty Dolla, sign playing in the background, then the big homie is going to ski down your thighs.
Ooh!
How do you feel about it?
How do you feel about that?
What the fuck?
Yes, sir!
Get him, guys!
Great graphic.
That's the cringiest.
I think that's the most cringiest.
That's cringe, bro.
Cringiest fudge.
That is cringe.
So, fresh as balls.
So, that's fresh right there.
That's not me.
You know, I will say this.
She does look a little Asian fresh.
Yeah, she does.
Alright, move on, man.
So, Michelle, you like sushi?
You gonna eat sushi with us?
No.
You like sushi?
No.
You don't?
I don't either, so that's great.
Alright, let's move on.
Alright, she'll come out to dinner with us.
Oh yeah.
I got you.
Cam Two Time says, Question for the ladies that had a valentine.
What did you get or do for him?
Valentine's Day is about exchanging gifts.
To my kings, if a girl agrees to be your valentine and tries to friendzone you on a date and she's not trying to shake the sheets and fornicate, tell that 304 to pay for her own plate and leave her on the interstate.
That's pretty good, Cam.
I'm not gonna lie.
Good job, Cam.
Okay, so this one is at the threshold, so I'll go ahead and run around the table on this one.
Okay, ladies, for the ones that are in a relationship, what did you get your guy for Valentine's Day for the two ladies in a relationship?
What'd you get him?
Nothing, because I'm planning his birthday right now.
Good excuse.
That's some nigga shit right there.
What about you?
Well, we just were on our honeymoon, and...
We're trying to save money, to be honest.
So we both didn't do anything for each other.
I mean, you suck his dick.
That goes without question.
Okay, there you go.
She got a man.
You got a sister.
Next one?
Not a bitch.
Cousin.
Cousin.
Patricia Guzzi.
Gucci famously said in a 1980s interview that it is better to cry in a Rolls Royce than to be happy on a bicycle.
Ladies, remember that next time your man cheats.
Well, he ain't lying, though.
How many of you have been cheated on?
Okay.
Okay, did they have money, the person that cheated on you?
No.
Is he still alive?
Barely.
Sadly.
Okay.
Did your guy have money that cheated on you?
Yeah, he...
No.
That's a no.
No.
Nigga was trapping.
We have money once a month.
Alright, where do we go?
That was it?
Alright, so, okay.
Three countries.
Ladies, let's play another game, if you don't mind.
A fun game.
It's a fun game.
Yeah, guys, so the way we do it now is, like I said, we gotta, like, get through as many people so no one gets left out.
Show all the chats on air, and then the ones that, you know, are the highest or whatever, obviously, we prioritize those guys.
So here's the rules, ladies.
It's very simple.
You can't name USA. Canada or Mexico.
But whatever she says, you can't repeat.
So three countries, trust me, there's many you can choose from.
We'll start here.
Oh, and also, I know that we have some more chats, guys, but those are rumble-only because some of them are crazy.
So we'll start here.
So name three countries.
You can't name USA, Canada or Mexico.
And where you're from.
Okay.
Russia, China, Japan.
Okay.
Cuba, Puerto Rico, Bahamas.
Someone said Cuban, Bahamas.
I don't know.
You're in the military.
You should know this shit, bro.
Two more.
Come on, nigga.
Two more.
You got it.
Oh, Japan.
No, she said Japan.
China.
Oh, she said China.
China.
Um...
Ecuador?
Think of where you want to be deployed to.
One more.
All right, one more.
Afghanistan.
All right.
Is that your final answer?
Yeah.
The fuck?
Fuck.
Yeah, the service memory should know Puerto Rico is a terrible one.
Yeah, exactly.
I learned this.
They're trying to be a country, though.
We gave you a shot, though, but you failed.
Not yet.
What about you?
Vatican City, Udoch, and Egypt.
Why would you name...
Of course you would.
What about you?
Come on, SAT girl.
You got this.
I never said I did good.
I didn't check those scores for a reason.
What the fuck is that?
What was that?
Ten hours later.
I'm...
No.
What does that mean?
Where you want to travel?
You got this.
I believe in you.
Virgin Airways, where do they go?
I don't know.
I don't want to answer.
Nothing?
No.
Yo, give it a buzzer, man.
Okay, what about you?
Countries!
I heard you!
Okay, okay, okay!
Japan?
She said Japan.
China?
She said China.
Turkey?
Okay, two more.
Switzerland?
Damn!
One more.
Egypt.
It's Egypt.
One more.
Russia.
She said Russia.
You got this.
one more London Was that your friend last year?
Um, no.
Nah, you can't do that.
You told her.
Nah, you told her, man.
Yeah, that doesn't count.
Also, SAT didn't do it.
Not at all.
Yeah.
Buzzer.
My sense, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, no, I said my sense.
That's the website.
SAT, you gotta answer.
Come on, man.
Yeah, you gotta try.
What's Buzzer mean?
She failed.
Oh.
Yeah.
You can't even name one, bro.
Belgium?
Alright.
There you go.
Two more.
No, that's not fair.
I was going, so that means she can take mine.
You were going to say Belgium.
I cut over!
You realize there's 190 countries.
Trust me, you're not going to say Belgium.
One more.
Okay, give her one more.
Go ahead.
No, no, you.
One more.
Oh.
No, what the hell?
No, SAT got to go.
I was already going.
One more.
Nigga, today, nigga.
See, that's why y'all can't wear wicks, man.
The glue began in your brains.
No, it does not.
Every time girls wear wicks, bro, they can't name three countries.
I don't know what it is, man.
It's London, right?
Italy.
Italy!
That's what I was thinking of!
We gotta tell you, you're fucking each other up when you just name countries that now she can't use it and you can't use it.
Facts.
Alright, what about you?
Italy, I was thinking of it.
No, I said L, bro.
I said Bojong.
Yeah, two more.
Thanks a lot.
Aren't you Hispanic?
What is that supposed to mean?
Soccer, nigga!
I don't even like soccer.
That's racist.
It's in your culture.
No, it's not.
Cubans play baseball, not soccer.
Okay, baseball.
Dominicans play baseball.
Cubans and Puerto Ricans.
It's an island thing.
Trust me.
Maybe racism will save you.
Two more.
- Okay, one more. - Well, she's taking it forever, guys.
3,000 likes because it hurts my brain.
Come on.
So like the goddamn video.
3,000.
Gotta do this every time.
Three countries.
Come on, you got it.
One more.
You got it.
No, I don't.
I don't got it.
Sorry, y'all.
She tried.
She can't name one more country, but she won a 1% man.
She got standards, though.
Just standards though, bro.
Just standards though, bro.
Oh, damn.
What about you?
Paraguay, Modova, and Norway.
Okay.
That's what I'm talking about.
How do you know about Moldova?
How do you know about Paraguay?
Yeah.
Because she's smart.
Whatever, but Moldova, that's a very...
Why do you know about Moldova?
How do you know about Moldova?
She's smart.
She watches movies probably.
She got flown out.
You got what?
She got flown out.
She got flown out.
You got Moldova, nigga?
Well, she's a model.
I believe that, actually.
I believe it.
She got flown out, man.
She got flued out.
Moldova is the poorest country in Europe.
I don't know.
Am I linking?
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
She was probably at a neighboring country.
Maybe.
What about you?
Nigeria, Liberia, and...
Oh, my God.
One more.
Cameroon.
Okay, good job.
Liberia is still on.
Well, yeah.
We'll give it to her.
It still is okay.
We'll give it to her.
Morocco.
Okay, what about you?
Chile, Argentina, Jamaica.
What about you?
India, Thailand, and Iceland.
All right.
All right, Juicy, I'm fucking up.
Surprisingly, yeah.
Okay, she got it.
Only fast, only maps.
All right.
Come on, Juicy, got it.
No, they took all the countries I was thinking.
Literally, I was thinking about Switzerland.
I was thinking about those, but y'all started from that side of the pan.
I'm like, fuck.
Don't worry, Juicy.
I got you, Juicy.
And I learned every single one they said, but y'all leave me to the place that we don't know.
You stupid.
3,000 likes, bro.
Alright, let's throw the music on and give her a chance.
Go ahead.
Three countries.
You got this.
There's still like 170 to go.
We believe in you.
I don't.
Don't believe in me.
I don't know.
Think about like, Central America or like, South America or South America.
Just go ahead and hit the buzzer.
I don't know.
Just go ahead and hit it.
It's not wicked, man.
Come on.
It's not.
No, if you started on this side, I promise you, I would have had it on 20. But the fact that you said we can't repeat, you should have started on this side.
That glue weeps and seeps the frame.
I'm telling y'all, man.
All right.
What else do we got here?
You know that spray that y'all use when y'all get your haircuts?
That spray?
I think that's seeping, too.
Alcohol?
You know that spray when y'all get...
None of us do enhancements.
None of us do enhancements.
That's a good comeback.
None of my hair, at least.
None of us use enhancements.
Okay, what's the next one?
Oh, Rumble.
It's time, Ashley.
It's time.
Alright, guys, going over to Rumble.
It's time to Rumble over there.
The actual chats are crazy and insane.
Also, we'll do the girls' questions and then...
Close out.
Nigga said brain-eating glue.
I'm not gonna remember that.
Yeah, I kid you not, man.
I see this should have been easy for you.
I'll wait for a confirmation.
You should have started on this side.
Next time.
South Korea, North Korea.
I feel like the chat be out to get me.
Y'all only do that when I'm on here.
Let me find out y'all out to get me.
And by the way, as for the poll, they all 33% with the most votes saying the Judaism stalker is the most cringe.
Of course.
Well, yeah, actually, that's kind of terrible.
That's cringe.
Nigga, bro, they will never accept you, nigga.
If you're watching the show, they'll never accept you, man.
What do we got here?
We're on Rumble?
Yes, we are.
All right, sharpshooter.
Hose!
No matter how big or small, has your man ever did something you don't like but you didn't ever bring it up because you thought to yourself that you don't want to add any stress to his day or life or trust that what he did was for the better of him?
If he's better than you are, better Dumbo.
Also, what does being a lady mean to you?
Being a lady isn't just a woman.
Alright, nigga.
Yo, look, man.
I gotta start a rule.
If you niggas are gonna send in $5, yes, bro, you only get one question.
One question, bro.
You guys try to fucking get your buddy's worth.
You guys ask, like, seven.
Like, nah, man, stop trying to Jewel us, man.
You gotta go one question if you're gonna do five bucks, alright?
Alright, what's up next?
Clever.
Ladies, what are your thoughts on free speech?
Do you think people's opinions or thoughts should be censored or uncensored?
By the way, Valentine's Day is for traditional women only, not ran through Miami 304s.
And girls, that's on Photoshop, by the way.
Yeah, Photoshop, yeah.
We're in commediature.
No, it's not.
Do you want to ask about the freedom of...
We're comedians.
Any of you guys care about freedom of speech?
Yes.
Who does?
Sophia, of course.
But the rest of y'all are like, who cares?
You gotta understand that every revolution was fought by men.
Women don't give a fuck about freedom of speech because they don't really speak their mind like that, bro.
They don't say anything controversial.
Who does?
Me.
What have you said that needs freedom of speech?
Well, I speak my mind.
Okay, what have you said that?
You said women don't normally speak their mind.
I speak my mind.
The truth?
Yeah, the truth.
Always?
Always.
You tell niggas that they're fat?
Yeah.
No, I don't say it like that.
I say it maybe in a nice way.
Well, see, that's what I'm saying.
We just say it how it is.
There's a difference between being rude and there's a difference between not saying nothing at all.
Shit in me, I'm rude.
Okay, what have you said that like you think?
I've actually dated a fat guy, so...
But he was fine.
He was cute.
I think he was just making a joke.
What we're saying is like, what have you said that like needs, you know, like political protection maybe?
Or needs protection from the First Amendment?
I was thinking about the fat guy.
What was you saying?
She didn't understand the question?
Yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
The question is, what do you think?
What?
It's not for her, man.
It went over her head.
No, what did you say?
I wasn't thinking about that.
It went over her head.
Have you ever said speech that's controversial that might need protection from the First Amendment?
Yes.
She don't know what that means.
She doesn't understand the concept of controversial.
Yes, I do.
Who said that?
Me.
Yes, I do.
Alright, so what are you at?
What the First Amendment?
Yeah.
What the First Amendment?
What have you believed?
That was controversial.
First Amendment.
I was laughing like...
Exactly.
Sophie, exactly.
Yo, yo.
Let me see you guys on the chat, man.
Not you, Sophie.
Let me see you guys on the chat.
Yo, let's put that shit on the screen, bro.
How did we get from speaking your mind today?
We love you, I think.
We're going to put you guys on the screen.
Bro, this shit is comedy, man.
Like...
Did anybody vote in the last election?
No.
Who'd you vote for?
I can't say.
Kamala?
Yeah.
Bruh.
Well, we know who you voted for, that's fine.
Anybody else vote?
Me.
Who?
Who'd you vote for?
Trump.
Why'd you vote for Trump?
I think he's making the country better.
Wrong.
Okay, why'd you vote for Kamala?
I just feel like Trump wants to go to war.
The military standpoint is when Trump was in office, Trump leaked locations of where people were at, which caused people to get killed.
When Kamala, when people were saying...
When did he leak people's location?
Multiple times.
When my friend was deployed, he was getting attacked because Trump was saying where military situations were at.
What was this?
When he was last president.
From 2016 to 2020?
Yeah.
So when people are attacking Kamala and saying, oh, we don't have people overseas, it's technically the right answer because you don't want to give out the location of where people are overseas.
Interesting.
So you voted for Kamala because you think Kamala was more anti-war?
Yes.
Despite the fact that two wars occurred under her regime, under her administration.
I mean, as far as, like, Gaza and Palestine, like...
Well, Russia and Ukraine, too.
I don't...
I mean, people are going to go to war no matter what.
Like, as far as us jumping in the war, like...
Well, we are, though.
We give billions in aid to Ukraine.
And we...
There's stuff I can say and there's stuff I can say.
Yeah, they take half of it and hide it.
Lost the money.
Yeah, I mean, we do have boots on the ground.
We lie about that.
We have people operating the weapons that we give them because they don't know how to operate it.
So we do have boots on the ground, and we're giving them aid, and I think that's bad.
We're fighting a war that isn't beneficial for us.
Same with Gaza.
I mean, I just find it interesting, like, most people that want to be anti-war voted Trump.
That's the first I've heard someone say, come on, it's more anti-war.
That's just how I feel.
Like, I respect your opinion.
Oh, no, that's fine.
Alright, man, we can move on.
What, did she want to say something?
I'm not gonna go on my whole...
Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about this too much, but just to rebuttal off what we were saying, like, Trump is actually the opposite of, like, wanting to go to war.
That's the reason why he said before he came into office, he said...
Between Gaza and Israel, you guys need to figure your shit out before I raise hell on you guys.
So that's not him like, you know.
He's completely the opposite.
He wants everybody to not go to war.
No, and I understand your opinion and I respect that.
But it's not an opinion, it's a fact.
But there's just certain things like Trump does that I don't agree with.
Like what?
Are we allowed to get into that?
Yeah, go ahead.
I mean, if it's you two, it's different, I guess.
Go ahead.
The whole, like, women thing?
How he feels about women?
How does he feel about women?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
No, you can say it.
We're on Rumble.
You can actually say whatever you want.
We're on Rumble.
How does he feel about women?
The fact that you rape women and you have felonies, like, I don't...
But what about rape and what about felonies?
I don't feel like you should be a felon and be in office.
How is he a felon?
You know that they tried to take him down because they knew how powerful he was, and they knew that he was going to expose all the Democrats and the money laundering that they've been doing, and that's exactly what he's doing right now.
Okay, and there's also Republicans that money laundered.
There's bad people everywhere, but majority of the time it's Democrats and liberals.
We sent $180 billion to Ukraine, and you know half of that money is missing.
It's gone.
So where the fuck is that money?
Oh, damn.
Where are all these DEI and all these places?
Where the fuck is the money going?
Because when they looked in office, a huge chunk, a huge portion of money was missing.
I mean, you don't lose billions of dollars.
That's like, global.
That's like, these are really, you know, up top people, so I don't...
Yes, and like I said, I understand and I respect your opinion.
No, I know, but I'm just trying to like, see like, what...
Why you think?
The main reason, I don't feel like a felon should be in office.
But he's not a felon.
He didn't do anything legal.
So with the classified information, him keeping that at his house, we're not allowed to do that.
What are you talking about?
That's exactly what Hillary Clinton did, actually.
Okay, do you think I would vote for Hillary Clinton?
No.
Well, you voted for Kamala.
I mean, they're equally as bad.
Actually, Kamala's a little bit worse.
You might as well put a goldfish in office, but...
Yo.
Alright, yeah.
Obviously, this debate's not going anywhere, so...
It's okay, Soph.
Does anyone else have anything?
No, not on that subject.
Nope, not on that subject.
Alright, time to go on.
Next chat, bro.
Thank you, ladies.
Women talking politics is hurting my brain, bro.
It's just annoying.
Fresh hearing you talk is annoying.
Nigga, you're Jewish.
Shut the fuck up.
Bro, you're black.
It's like you're black.
What?
Come on, bro.
General Zod.
Come on, bro.
Happy vaginal day.
You know what?
Let's go.
You know what?
At least...
Let's go.
General Zod, happy vaginal day.
Make my heart stop, baby.
Okay, what's next one?
Oh, my God.
Y'all just gonna skip over what she said.
What'd she say?
I said, at least my country has evolution.
Like, we have evolved and actually done something, like, you know.
Oh, that's fine, man.
Yeah, I mean, that's an obvious.
Everybody knows that.
It's fine.
I think you're Jewish, bro.
What country?
What the fuck?
Alright, bro.
You're a cook.
Yeah, that's fine.
Well, first of all, I'm already black, so I'm cooked.
But it's okay.
Well done at that.
But I was like, they're pulling for Sophia.
So if there's a word to describe you that starts with a J, I think you know it before I even say.
You play around too much so that makes you a joker.
Rub your hands back and forth like you're just one poker.
When a guy goes for a kiss, that nose will be hard to miss.
He'll get his eye poked, but at least he won't be broke.
Ka-ching!
Jew.
Excuse us, excuse us, excuse us.
But anyways, official ratings from Fresh.
Broom Sweep section 8, negative 1. I'm back from Batman 1. I'm used to
that anyways.
Oh, that's your boy Leck.
I was just gonna say.
That's the guy that you ditched earlier.
Oh.
Smash your pass.
When y'all said that, you wouldn't.
Yeah.
Smash your pass.
You're right next to Fresh Look.
You're right next to Fresh Look.
You're right next to Fresh Look like a used up broom sweep.
Is this the nigga that goes to the Philippines?
Yes.
This the one who picture y'all put up earlier?
Yeah, that's him.
Yeah.
Oh.
Nigga, no wonder you go to the Philippines.
Fight him back.
Goddamn, man.
He's fighting back.
I'm not arguing with you.
You need to go to the Mastermind.
They go on a debate if he wants to get some third world pussy or come to an event.
And learn a network, man.
That's real money.
He's so funny, bro.
He's so funny, nigga.
Like, you over here getting curved by...
You said...
Hold on.
Well, he does not found me there, too, but that's kind of a byproduct.
Hey, you said I look like a used bird.
Yeah, go put me up in the homes, man.
He said I'm used to that anyways.
He could be hurt, guys.
You said I look like a used broom, but at the same time, you need to figure out your sexuality, because in that picture, you look mad confused.
That's not my fault.
You're more women than me.
Got more feminine ways than me.
With my little broom hair.
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Oh, man.
That usury's a bitch, isn't it?
All right.
Trailer Meth Girl, five.
Wait, what?
Am I Whale Booth?
Yeah, Whale Booth.
Blood Dress, four.
Soul Sister, two.
Mega Fur Girl, five.
Oh, it's because of the hair?
Okay.
Miss Average, hence the A necklace.
So OnlyFans, they gave...
What it would they write her?
No rating I guess it's a five Limp pro too They called it the limp.
Yeah, I fucked up not even afro Limp pro, okay I'm trying to be funny big chunky says a girl next to fresh is the perfect nigga Rilla from my boy Elliot Popper I'm still looking for a queen from the Congo for him.
Let's see them armpits.
He liked the next year I don't got no hair out of my armpits now Never had armpit hair.
Never had armpit hair.
I'm not.
You're a female.
That's funny, bro.
They roast each other.
Fresh name, five countries with the letter A. My letter C. This nigga, bro.
I mean, good.
I be wanting to know, y'all be asking us to name countries.
Do y'all know y'all countries?
No, we don't.
Without searching.
Not y'all.
I'm saying the chat.
Do y'all be knowing y'all country?
And not looking on Google.
Because y'all easy to look on Google.
You can't even type on the chat right now.
I mean, it's easy, bro.
They look on Google, bro.
They just like us, looking on Google, confused.
All right, what do we got?
Oh, we're caught up?
Okay, and then...
The questions?
Oh, yeah, there are questions.
Oh, you want to do something else?
I was going to say, how many of you guys have a guy friend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All of you?
Damn.
Are they real?
No.
Yes.
No.
Okay, let me say it again.
How many of you have a platonic guy friend that just wants to be your friend and isn't trying to have sex with you?
Platonic relationships are only platonic.
The female makes it platonic, but once she is in it, it's done.
Well, that makes it not platonic.
Yeah, I mean, but you won't really know if it's really platonic.
Yeah, if you have to make it platonic, then it's not platonic.
Yeah.
Alright, so, okay, again, how many of you have a platonic friendship?
One, two, three.
I guess.
We're going to have you call this platonic friend and say that you're horny.
We'll have two girls call this and see what happens.
We're going to go miss OnlyFans.
First, you pick the other one.
I got one.
Wait, you got one?
Her reaction says everything we need to know.
Alright, let's get their two phones.
This is going to be...
Fresh, while they get their phones, can you coach them here?
Yes, so ladies, this is pretty simple.
Some simple rules here.
We're going to have you actually call the guy and then just say, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy right now.
Why have you never worked out?
I feel like I should like you and like, I want to see where this goes.
And see what they say.
I shouldn't have said nothing.
Why?
Is he just a friend?
Yes, but...
He's going to say, you know what?
Nah, I'm good.
No, because it's going to just be awkward then after that.
You can tell him after it was a joke.
Fair?
There you go.
They're not going to be like, you're childish.
Like, who calls somebody at 1 o'clock?
That's the point, though.
He's your friend and he should be able to take a joke, right?
If he's just your friend.
Also, you can't laugh or break character.
You've got to be...
At the same time, keep it real, serious, to see what he says.
He's gonna say, oh no, I don't believe you.
Nah, I'm dead-ass serious.
He's my only homeboy.
He knows that she's here.
He has my location.
He don't know you on the podcast.
Yes, he does.
I told him I was in the podcast.
Is he watching?
Yes.
Oh, damn.
No, he's at a car meet right now.
Hey, nigga, if you're watching...
No, no, he's at a car meet.
This Rumble.
I was going to go.
Oh, yeah.
So you good.
You good.
I told him I was in a podcast, too, though.
She's just trying to get out of here, bro.
No, I seriously do.
You can see the message.
No, but...
Bro.
But they're not watching, though.
Hang on.
He's not watching.
He don't even know what's the podcast.
Exactly.
No, Link.
Look, look, look, look.
But I told him I was in a podcast.
Is the guy your friend or not?
Yes, he's my friend.
Okay, do you think he would try to sleep with you if given an opportunity?
That's deafening.
There you go.
I don't know.
That's deafening.
Okay.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
Yeah, bro.
Like, come on.
You know deep down that he wants to fuck.
No, I know.
We just became friends, so I don't know.
And he definitely wants to smash.
Come on, you know.
All right.
Let's give her her phone and then her phone, and let's have her have to make the phone calls.
The guy knows that she's here.
Let's try it anyway.
Okay.
Because we're on Rumble now.
We're not on YouTube.
Yeah, we're not.
All right.
So, just give the excuse, like, if you're drunk, leaving off the podcast, whatever.
Maya wears a little bit.
You know, slur a little bit.
I mean, she drinks it.
Put it up right up on the microphone.
Wait, wait.
Where you at?
Where you at?
I'm pulling up to my crib right now.
Girls don't laugh.
Where were you?
Nah, we were just chilling and shit.
At this one spot, like by a pool.
Just smoking and shit.
Oh, bitch, I'm drunk as fuck.
You think you could come pick me up?
How far are you?
I'm a little drunk, too.
You wanna fuck?
I don't fuck a super pro.
Why though?
Nobody gotta know.
Yeah, you know that when you're not the acid.
Why not?
Yeah, I'm Tony Bird.
I mean, don't get me wrong, like, you look good and shit, but like...
Well, it's okay.
I'm at an appointment right now, but I'm about to go home.
Okay.
So what's up?
Nah, I was just seeing what you was on.
Cause you see me to get picked up.
I wasn't ready to the crib and shit, so...
So you don't wanna fuck?
Nigga, are you crazy?
Get off my face, shit.
Come on, just go.
Bye.
Okay.
Baby Why are women so retarded You gotta know the sauce What was the instruction You supposed to call You supposed to be like You should never fail bro It's either If they follow instructions The dude wants to smash Or then they do some Retarded shit like that It's like you wouldn't fuck Like bro What you were supposed to say Was I'm horny A little tipsy
And I don't want to be a little lonely, you know.
Come keep me some company.
No, she did that shit on purpose, man.
You know who he wants.
Oh, you look good and shit.
Nigga wants to fuck, bro.
I don't want to do that to my friends, because they gon' fold.
I hate when girls do that shit.
We give them the instructions, and they purposely go crazy left, so that the nigga's like, oh, what's up here?
I can't do it, because all my friends gon' fold.
Hey, women are retards, man.
You want me to do it?
I want to have her try.
Why?
It's okay.
She can do it.
Oh, so you think your guy actually is your friend?
He is my friend.
You don't think he'll try to smash you an opportunity?
Absolutely.
So then he's not your friend.
Okay, then he's not my friend.
No, but the thing about me is, honestly, I would normally...
Ladies, I asked a question.
I said the platonic.
Can I do it?
He hasn't given any, like, signals, but I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
So I really don't know.
Alright, let's ask.
We'll do the phone call anyway.
Please don't be a retard like her and, like, say...
So remember...
Just keep it simple.
Y'all need me to do it, I'll go hit it.
Don't say, you want to fuck?
Come on, man.
Tell me exactly what you're saying.
I don't know that.
I hate when they do that shit, man.
They know he wants to smash, so they're like, oh, let me just destroy this shit and say, let's fuck.
You want me to do it?
I'll call somebody right now.
Listen, I've been in friend zone for years, then you want to say, you want to fuck?
Just get it over.
Tell her what to say, I'm going to give her the phone, and then she's going to call.
Bro, we got to make it stupid proof.
Tell them exactly what to say.
Listen, it's very simple.
We're going to do this very easy.
Don't laugh.
Don't say we want to fuck like her.
Listen.
Hey, where you at?
I'm a little bit tipsy.
I'm just wondering why you never got together.
All the girls have to be quiet when we do this shit.
Why we never hooked up?
You got to be quiet.
I actually like you.
And let him talk from there.
And if he says, you're not serious.
No, I'm actually serious.
Whenever.
I actually like you.
You're cool.
I fuck with you.
I'm a little tipsy.
I'm a little tipsy.
Where you at?
Where you at?
I'm just wondering why we never got together.
And he might push back, so keep pushing for it.
Yeah.
Just say I'm serious.
I'm like that ass.
Okay, it's 2 o'clock, so he may not even answer me.
He gonna answer.
Double call that nigga.
It's 2 a.m.
for a reason.
2 a.m.
to call.
Okay.
You got this.
Got this.
Come on.
Put speaker to the actual light.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, there's a mic.
Shh, shh.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Okay, end it.
Call again.
Call again.
I never got turned down before.
Don't look like that!
He's asleep.
He did.
He did.
Slump.
Okay.
One more time.
Okay.
Damn.
Three in a row is crazy.
Three in a row.
Pick up.
Wake up!
Wake the fuck up.
Block him.
Yeah.
I could be stuck stranded.
No, you definitely don't want your ass, bro.
That don't mean blocking.
Yeah, we tried.
Alright, do we have one more girl or no?
Juicy, who kind of friend are you?
Nah.
You want me to go and just get it over with?
Nah, Juicy, right, no.
Juicy, a nigga can't sleep?
No.
Bro, I think the bottom line is all your friends want to fuck y'all, bro.
Pretty much.
Women don't offer value in a friendship at all to men.
I was talking about this earlier.
Men only are friends with you guys for sexual access because there's not enough similarities for us to actually be friends with y'all.
You can't even take instructions.
You are very masculine.
You destroy property.
I don't think you guys actually want to be y'all friends, bro.
They just want to fuck, man.
Anything else is honestly delusional if you think men actually really want to be your friends.
I disagree.
I disagree, too.
I disagree, too.
Sure.
What value do you bring into friendship?
I'm very...
So, I will just say, because, like, I used to think...
You want to call your friend, then?
Okay.
I'll do it.
I'm not used to doing that, but I will.
Let's see.
Let's get her phone.
I accept I'm wrong.
Put the rubber to the road.
Yeah, please show him he wrong.
Seriously.
Maybe I'm not.
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll do the call.
If he was wrong, why are you so nervous, then?
I'm 100% sure.
Yeah, if I'm wrong, why are you nervous?
Because our friendship is...
I like our friendship.
And I didn't want to ruin it by this prank.
Oh, but he's just a friend.
He's going to ruin it, right?
No, because it's going to be awkward.
The next time I talk to him, hey, that was just a prank.
Then he's going to be starting...
What if I get his mind wandering and this prank gets him wandering?
He was really wandering.
See, that's the problem, right?
Women think that they're so special and unique and different that men actually want to be friends with them.
That's the crazy point.
What?
Women think that they're so interesting, different and unique that you guys actually think men want to be friends with you.
But you're not.
Because we are different.
And we are unique.
Oh, really?
Did we not do an exercise at the top of the show?
Aren't y'all different too?
Yeah.
Individuals?
You don't sound...
I guess he thinks...
Could I try the car?
Are you special?
Okay.
Do you not remember when we did the 10-finger test and all of you literally bring the same thing to the table?
Yeah.
- So what do y'all bring that's different?
- Ooh.
- Yeah, what do y'all bring?
- So it's just all the same.
- Women are all the same.
What makes men so different?
What makes y'all so special?
Okay.
Who has more standards than the opposite gender?
Men or women?
Who's pickier?
Men or women?
That doesn't have nothing to do with it.
What makes men so different was the question.
I'm going to explain it right now.
Here's the thing.
If I say it to you, you're not going to understand.
So I have to logically get you there.
Oh, you want me to just say it to you?
Men have to bring far more to the table to get attention from women than women have to do to get attention from men.
I believe in that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, I can understand that, but...
Yeah, here's the but.
Go ahead.
I mean, that's not technically true, though.
Yes, it is.
Bruv.
That's not technically true.
How's it not technically true?
How y'all feel about that?
No, not you!
How do you feel about that?
He said men have to bring more to the table than women do.
But that's not technically true.
Like me, you have to be a provider, but I will still meet you sometimes halfway.
Provider sometimes?
Sometimes halfway.
So let me get this straight.
He has to be the provider, and you can sometimes meet him halfway.
Come on, girl.
I get what they're saying.
A guy sees your titties and he wants to fuck right then and there.
That's all that it takes for you to fuck.
Something's wrong.
How is wrong?
I want to fuck.
You know what?
Okay.
Let's see the cognitive strength here.
How did we get into this conversation?
I don't know.
We asked what y'all bring to the table.
What sparked this conversation?
Because you said that we all the same.
And I said...
And what was before that?
What are you trying to prove here?
That you don't even know what you're arguing for.
Yes, I do.
I said...
You said that women are all the same.
And I said, okay, so if this woman are all the same, what makes y'all so...
You said since women are all the same, I said, okay, so what makes y'all men so different?
What makes y'all not the same?
You're missing a key component.
I said that men rarely, if ever, are friends with women just to be friends.
That's how this conversation started.
But you then said that women are all the same.
And then to substantiate that, I said the reason why men are only friends with women for sexual access because...
You guys don't bring as much value as you think you do in a friendship.
Men have to bring far more value to a friendship than a woman does.
Men just want to get laid.
But that's not true.
That may be true for you, but that's not true for everybody else.
She even said it.
I even said it.
I actually had friends from back home that me and them did not find each other attractive.
How do you know that?
Because I know that.
Really?
Yes.
So if they didn't have an opportunity to have sex with you, you don't think they would?
No.
Really?
I wouldn't have sex with them.
No, no.
But that's not the point, though.
You don't have sense with me.
I know that.
I know we didn't find each other.
I just know that.
I just know that.
See, this is what I mean when I say, like, look, man, women are stupid.
Like, you guys literally walk around like...
So what makes y'all so smart?
Because we have to have competence to be attractive to women to some degree.
Women don't have to have any competence.
Yes, we do.
You think men want dumb women?
Yeah.
No, so how do you think women escalate in their career?
Okay, real quick, you two, you guys are able to get guys?
What do you mean?
You guys get men, right?
Yeah.
Both of y'all are stupid, and you guys get men.
That proves my point.
I'm not stupid at all, first of all.
You are.
You can't even have a debate on this.
I am having a debate.
I'm having a debate right now.
You don't even know what you're debating for.
I just told you three times what I'm debating for.
No, you don't even know what it is.
Yes.
No, you don't.
Okay.
Wait.
If it's okay, when there's a chance.
Okay, here's the facts, okay?
Because you're not even tracking what's happening here.
I am.
I don't like how you keep telling me how I'm not tracking, and I am.
You're not.
You said that this all started from...
You said that women are all the same.
I said what makes men so different.
Now you're saying that women are dumb.
So, do you even have...
Do you like women?
Since women are so dumb, and since women are all the same, how do you find your woman?
You're proving my point for me.
You're dumb.
Anyway, going back to what I was saying.
I said this.
Men and women can't be platonic friends in 99% of situations.
And the reason why is because men are always looking to get laid.
One way that they do this is by...
That's not true, though.
Be quiet when I'm speaking, please.
Because at this point, no one cares what you guys say.
It's very simple.
I'm saying this for all the other women here that have half a brain and want to understand this.
Men have no real reason to be friends with women because men and women are vastly different in what we want to do.
Most men that aren't that attractive and don't have many options understand I'm a lower class male.
I'm not that attractive.
I have to be friends with her.
To maybe get sexual access.
So they'll play the game.
They'll be a nice guy.
They'll do favors for you.
They'll give you value because they know that they're not attractive enough to do it, being overt, saying, I want to get with you.
So they go the front route.
They wait.
They buy their time.
They wait until you're maybe vulnerable.
Maybe your ex-boyfriend leaves you.
They give you some value.
This happens for weeks, months.
A lot of the times, fucking years.
Then when they got the opportunity, they have sex with you.
But that's what a lot of guys do.
But women are so delusional where you guys think he's actually friends with you because of you.
No!
He's friends with you so he can get laid, right?
And if women don't understand this, then you're either stupid or you're just being delusional.
And you don't want to understand the reality that men and women are not the same.
There's no such thing as male and female friends platonically, 99% of the time.
I agree.
Also, this makes men look thirsty and bad.
Why do we want to tell you that?
That's true.
But I don't think all women are dumb.
That's crazy to think.
You think all women in the world are dumb.
I'm not saying...
I never said all women are stupid.
I'm just saying this is why a lot of you are stupid.
Because you guys don't recognize...
Hey, I agree with you.
Okay, so cool.
Then, if you don't apply...
100%.
Okay, so if you don't apply to the stupidity, why are you making an argument for the stupid people?
No, I'm saying I 100% agree with you when you say that there's no men and women can't be friends.
But you got offended saying like, why did you say all women are stupid?
I never said that.
You know there's some intelligent women out there.
You don't think that there's some really smart women out there?
This is incredible.
I talked about this on a podcast.
The one thing, no matter a woman's age, education level, background, whatever, if I say something that's objectively true about a majority of women, Somebody has to come in and say, well, not all of them, or I'm not.
Hold on one second.
Look, this is the difference.
If you said most black men are bums and they commit violent crime or they do some fuck shit, I would be like, well, that's not us.
We're successful.
But we wouldn't correct you and be like, oh, well, that's not us.
We would just say, yeah, that's true.
Well, I don't mean it like that.
I'm just saying.
I understand.
I understand.
Okay, cool.
That's fine.
But I agree that men and women cannot be friends, but I don't think all women are stupid.
Nobody said that!
We didn't say all.
Okay.
That's all.
Alright, cool.
That's all.
That's all.
But I agree with you!
You got an agreement with me.
We see eye to eye on that.
Alright, you got it.
Well, I'll say this, man.
This was quite a learning experience to understand that We can't be friends.
Yeah.
Yeah, because y'all are like, bro, this is crazy.
This is what, like, bro, like, you guys really think niggas want to sit here and talk to y'all when you guys have this crazy-ass mindset?
Well, you said all women are stupid.
But hey, I don't think every man...
Why are you talking?
I'm talking.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, again, like, this...
When I talk with men, I don't have to worry about this shit.
If I say something that's subjectively true, I don't have to worry about...
Well, not at all!
That's only women that do that shit.
If I say most people are stupid, that's only women.
Like, men never say this dumb shit.
Like, I can have a coherent conversation with them and there's no issues.
Like, you guys really think men are gonna sit there and listen to you guys talk because they enjoy being around you and listening to you talk?
This is very frustrating for me, man.
But sometimes all men are not attracted to me.
I'm not attracted to all men, but we can have a relationship.
Or a conversation or spend time together.
Well, in your case, that makes sense.
Bro, like, again, there's not much value to being friends with women, is my point.
We get zero value out of it.
You can go ahead and have a homeboy pick you up when you're drunk.
You can maybe have someone that tells you your pink hair looks nice.
But, bro, the reality is it's not a win for us if we're not fucking.
Women are useless if we're not fucking you.
Sorry.
That's the truth.
No one's telling you this.
But it is what it is.
I'm not going to be friends with a woman.
For what?
So you don't have no female friends?
No!
It's a fucking waste of time.
They're dumb and they don't listen.
Like you can see right now.
Like, why the hell am I going to sit here and if I say something in generality and like, look, a bunch of y'all rolling your eyes.
We're listening.
No, they're not.
They're mad.
She's triggered as fuck.
We're not mad.
She's mad as hell.
I'm not mad.
Like, bruh, this is crazy.
It's just that you don't have not one female friend.
It's not about you.
No friend from elementary school, middle school, like college.
Why you got ops?
Like platonic friends, he's saying.
When you have a party, do you invite women?
Women are an accessory when it comes to going out.
They're an accessory.
That's what I'm saying.
When you have a girlfriend, they can give you something that men can't.
But it's not that.
Here, let me put this into an analogy so maybe you can visualize it.
Let's say there's a yacht party, okay?
And women get invited to this yacht party, but it's all girls.
No fucking girl is gonna go.
Alright?
If it's all guys, yeah.
Sure, the dudes are gonna get together, they're gonna have a fucking blast, alright?
Even if there's no bitches or whatever, they'll still, I don't know, check out the engineering of the boat, hang out, talk shit, try to network, create business, but women just go to be the accessory for men, realistically.
And that's the truth, because men go to the club with their friends to get twerked on by, you know, women.
And women go to the clubs to get money, sugar daddies, and benefit off these men.
So it's just like, realistically, and this is very simple.
Women cannot be compatible with males as friends.
Like that literally is it.
That is the whole point.
There's nothing else to discuss.
Men are biologically different.
They're stronger.
They're smarter.
They do everything practically better other than, you know, the emotional side.
Let me ask this girl right here.
What do you do for your friend, your guy friend, your homeboy that you have?
Nothing.
I was just going to say.
So you don't do anything.
So what benefit does he get being friends with you?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I think we just go out.
I was just going to...
Wait, who pays though?
Okay, so you're the accessory.
I was going to say.
He pays every single time.
Okay, so you do realize that your own situation proves me correct?
Oh.
Because you're his accessory.
You only go out with him.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't fuck you right now.
Okay, us females.
Does anyone just saw what the fuck happened just now?
Yeah, I did.
She went and argued with me for like, these two argued with me for like 10 or 15 minutes.
No, because I... When I said, women don't add value.
And then I asked her, what do you do for your friend?
She literally said nothing.
But meanwhile, he was about to drive drunk over here to pick your ass up.
See the difference?
That's a friend.
He said she looks good.
No, he won't...
I'm not talking about the look good part.
I'm talking about being a friend.
He's doing you favors for a reason he wants to fuck her.
Okay, so just because it's a guy saying it, that means he wants to fuck you.
But if a girl says it, it's okay.
I don't understand.
I have friends from back home that I know for a fact because I will hear my homie, my homie, that's a guy.
No, my homie, that's a girl.
They would talk to the dude and they would tell me things.
Like, I would know.
Like, I just know that my friend and me, we both did not have interest in each other.
Did you test it?
Huh?
Did you test it?
Did I test it?
Yeah.
No, because I wasn't interested.
You wasn't, but he was.
He was not interested.
Listen.
And even if he was, what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter what they can bring or what they can't bring.
A woman can't give you...
Advice that a man cannot give you, especially when you're with someone.
Say that guy.
I've had guy friends that is with another female.
Yeah.
So then what about them?
And guys don't cheat, right?
No, they don't cheat.
They've been together for years.
Listen, listen, listen.
You personally, like, you're a very masculine girl, so most guys won't approach you directly, you know, because they're afraid to lose you.
So, don't play like they're wrong with me again.
She's trying to say that women give advice with the relationships and help, right?
Women can get...
That's your point?
I don't...
I don't...
Fully, like, no disrespect, fully agree to that only females could just give advice because...
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying a woman can give advice to a man that a man cannot give to another man.
But that's false.
They can't.
That's false.
How?
Because if...
Why would I want to listen to advice from a woman when the man is the prize?
If I'm trying to get the man, why will I listen to the woman?
A man is not going to listen to a man when he's trying to get a woman.
But a man will listen to a man.
That's where I can stop you.
A man will listen to a man because at the end of the day, you have siblings, right?
No, I'm the only child.
Okay.
Anyone of y'all got siblings, right?
Anyone of y'all got little brothers or anything?
Who your little brother listens to?
Older brothers, little brothers, anyone of y'all got brothers?
Okay, boom.
Who your brother listens to?
Your father, right?
He get advice from his father, correct?
If his father was in his life.
I'll say uncle.
You feel me?
Uncle, father, that's still a male figure.
A male is getting advice from a male.
When a homeboy go to jail and they're asking a dog what to do when they get out, that's a male asking for another male advice.
I'm talking about based on the relationship.
Relationship-wise, I know right now, the nigga I date, we go through stuff because I'm bipolar, and he could go to his homeboy and ask him advice on how to move.
A nigga would get advice from a nigga on how to be better because we could say something and we don't know shit about a male point of view.
We don't know nothing about males.
That's not what I'm saying.
I can sit here trying to get Fresh advice.
He gonna call me done because I don't know shit.
I don't know shit about a male point of view.
And to rebuttal off that.
I don't know shit.
They know more about Fresh could give Myra advice right now and Myra could give Fresh advice.
But if I give Myra advice, Myra gonna be like, you don't know what the fuck you talk about.
I know more about that.
Another female would make a female be delusional.
No!
Yes, girl!
Yes, he love you!
I want you to be crazy.
He loves you.
Still don't worry about what he's saying.
Us females help another bitch be delusional.
But it's not even that.
Look, it's the come up of women.
Because women, their whole lives, they don't need to work as hard to get dudes.
Dudes work their fucking ass off to pull any type of girl.
Because if you don't have six figures, six packs, six inches, six feet, whatever the fuck that high value man shit is.
It's just like, if you don't have all those qualities, which a lot of men don't.
A lot of men are average size.
They have, you know, $50,000 in the bank.
You know?
These women, like, especially in Miami, what the fuck do the women know?
The women can just walk out with their tits out, say two words, hee hee ha ha, and then they get the world.
It's a piggyback off what, like, for example, what they did with her earlier when they asked her, like, what's your minimum, like, your minimum age gonna do, your older age gonna do, this, that, and the third.
She gave a nigga gotta make at least $100,000 a year, right?
She don't gotta make, she looking for a provider.
All of us females be looking for providers, right?
Minimum, making that much, what's the problem?
You expect that a nigga make a certain amount to provide for you, but what you doing for yourself?
Because I know bitches out here right now out here shaking ass, making money, but didn't want a nigga to provide for you.
Usually if a man is asking for a female's advice, they just want a second opinion, but they don't really care for it.
They really don't give a fuck.
They don't.
Well, okay, so what I was saying was my ex, he had a female friend.
She was very masculine, but she was a female friend.
And they're still friends to this day.
Even though we broke up, they're still friends to this day.
There's no fucking...
You don't think you never try to fuck her?
No, she's not even attractive.
If she got a pussy and it walk, it's attractive.
Never let a nigga tell you a bitch not attractive Bitch ain't got a pussy, ain't got two legs and a titty That hoe is attractive on guys Trust me, I've been here, done that We're at a Turning point here Thank you.
Do you understand now?
Sure.
Okay.
We got other questions here, as well as some more chats.
Go ahead.
The only thing I was going to say, because I know you guys were having this disagreement, she was saying that like, oh yeah, well, a woman can advise her guy friend about how to move in a relationship.
That's your point, right?
Yeah.
I would argue that you get better advice from another man.
Yeah, that's what she was saying.
And the reason why is because you don't ask the fish, you ask the fisherman.
I only said that because my ex, he will get advice from his...
Got his friend that was a girl, and she was very masculine when it came to us.
It would kind of bother me, but he did that.
So that's why I was saying that guys and girls could be friends.
That's the only reason why I was so adamant on that topic.
Yeah, that's why you ex.
You broke up with him, right?
Yeah, I did.
Bad advice from her.
But that's the only reason why I was like, well, guys and girls can still be friends, but I don't know.
I guess not.
Like I said, in 99% of cases, it doesn't work because women don't offer value to men.
She just proved it just now.
But she was making the argument for it like, we could be friends.
And I'm like, all right, well, what value do you give to him?
Nothing.
But he's about to drive here drunk to pick her ass up.
And takes you home for free.
And takes you home for free.
Men get no benefit from being friends with women.
Like, at all.
Unless it's connections, but that's pretty much it.
I mean, but I'm not friends, though.
That's a real type of woman.
We did the little experiment with the fingers.
Women are not special, bro.
Like, you guys are not as interesting and as special as you guys think you are.
Like, a lot of you guys are boring, live mundane lives, and aren't interesting.
Like, bro, like...
Bro, if y'all didn't have pussies, we would've talked to y'all, man.
Like, I'm just keeping it all the way to a thousand.
Men would not spend money or hang out with you if you guys didn't have titties and pussies.
Fuck!
It's the truth!
You know what I mean?
It's just that no one ever tells y'all this shit, but it really is.
Like, that's what it is.
It's my Michael.
Because females get in parties free, niggas gotta pay.
That's what I mean.
That's what don't mean that you're not special.
Don't ever let nobody tell you that you're not special.
Don't let him tell you.
Nobody is saying nobody's not special.
I never said that.
I proved you guys weren't special with the 10-figure thing.
I do not care.
I'm on individual.
You're just like all the girls here?
Don't take it personally.
And dating, and dating.
I'm unique, I'm me.
No one's gonna ever take that.
Oh my god, bro.
That's it.
You don't have to prove it.
Bro, that's the thing.
See, she's our only child, right?
You got this main character energy.
No, I'm going to...
You're an overweight black woman with a wig on.
Like, bro, you're not special at all.
Like, at all, bro.
And here's the thing.
Once you humble yourself and realize, like, damn, I'm like all these other girls, then you could be on planet Earth, you're on planet Earth, then you can see what's going on around you, then you might be able to have a guy and not be single on fucking Valentine's Day.
But this main character energy...
I don't want to have a guy.
That's why I am single.
Thank you.
Anyway, this main character energy that women have, this is why y'all stay single, bro.
Like, this is why.
This is why you guys can't get a guy to take you seriously.
This is why dudes are breaking up with you or giving you on breaks.
Like, the world doesn't revolve around you.
Like, the only way you're gonna be able to keep a man, the world revolves around him.
That's how it goes.
Like, fucking delusional, man.
This shit crazy.
This shit crazy.
Can I ask a question?
I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
You'll be super blunt.
You think a dude with Monty's gonna sit here and let you talk back to him?
Like this?
I'm asking her.
Yes, and he did.
He did what?
He did let me talk back to him.
We would have a conversation.
And what happened in a relationship?
I broke up with him.
Oh, I wonder why.
Why?
Why?
Because he let you talk back to him.
No, I broke up with him.
I broke up with him.
He allowed you to talk back to him.
He's not a real man.
To be honest, if a man's not being respected by you, no one else is gonna respect us.
Correct.
Talking back to him, that doesn't mean we can't have a discussion.
But that makes the man seem less of a man.
That's basically you going out with your nigga and y'all getting...
So you're never supposed to say nothing?
I'm not saying that, but what I'm saying is, it's a point in time where you shouldn't even have a reason to give an argument back.
Like, you feel me?
Us being females, we do need to learn how to shut the fuck up because we don't learn shit by talking Yo, this is why black women are cooked, bro.
Y'all are fat, loud, obnoxious, wear wigs, rude, disrespectful Niggas that got money don't fuck with y'all, bro.
And it's the truth Look, I will never fuck with a rambunctious black woman ever again in my life, ever Like, you talk back to me?
What?
Get the fuck out of here, bro You will never do what?
I don't talk back to me I would never, ever deal with a rambunctious, loud, ratchet black woman ever again in my life Ever.
Because once niggas get money, you know what we can tell y'all?
Shut the fuck up.
And if you don't like it, get the fuck out.
That's why you have your own.
You don't have to depend on nobody.
Okay, that's fine.
You cook, man.
We wish you the best.
Tyler Durden, to the Jewish chick, you're 19 years old, you don't know-ish, shut the fuck up.
This dumbhole thinks Africa didn't evolve?
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
Okay.
Number one, I'm 18. Number two, I don't know everything.
Obviously, I'm still young and growing and learning, but name me one thing Africa has done that's life-changing, revolutionary.
I mean, have you ever seen an African person from Africa as an astronaut?
Have they ever went to the moon?
No.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They haven't fucking evolved.
Like, that's just the truth.
Are you reading a message?
That's the question.
No, I'm answering the question.
Africa is very developed, by the way.
Very rich.
Bro, we just gave them how much money?
Millions of dollars for condoms?
What the fuck is that?
That's not all Africa, though.
Dude.
It's a part of it.
Bro, okay, I get it.
I get it.
You have your little biased stuff, but compared to other countries, what has it done?
I could care less about African future materials and wealth.
The poor people you see on TV is not Africa, by the way.
Everybody comes from Africa.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm not going with you, Sophia.
Do some research.
I did my research.
I did my research, and I'm not ignorant.
I'm not ignorant, and black people weren't the first person on earth.
Can we establish that Africa is a continent?
It's not a country.
There's multiple countries.
We know, but we're speaking about all of them.
We're just speaking about the continent in general.
Keep saying countries.
It's a continent.
Oh, my God.
Fucking warriors, bro.
And black people weren't the first people ever.
Yes, we were.
No, you weren't.
Yes, we were.
No, you weren't.
Okay.
All right.
And if you were the first people ever, then I would be very fucking surprised because look at the U.S. and then compare it to the continent of Africa.
Africa has nice countries.
Have you been over there?
No, I haven't been.
I have Google.
I have Google.
I have AI. I can look at the map.
You know Google sometimes gives false information.
No, that's why you look at a reliable source.
Alright.
That's why I go, I can't.
Next question.
Let's go to the next question.
Alright, can we read the questions?
We got you.
What the type of person that fat girl is?
That's crazy, bro.
You think you're not fat.
Don't let nobody say it.
Don't let nobody say it.
What the fuck, man?
Don't let this chat get you on the air, man.
Just breathe.
Yo, man.
Sophia.
Nah, look.
Sophia.
What the hell?
Breathe.
Yo.
She's a trooper.
I mean, shit's kind of big, man.
Why y'all lying to her, bro?
She's not as big as that girl that was in this bitch arguing with me.
That motherfucker couldn't even stand on the fucking scale.
She's small.
If you want to leave, you can leave.
It's cool.
No worries.
I mean, if you got to leave, you got to leave.
Don't feel offended.
She can leave it, no problem.
We're just going to continue on with the show.
What do we got here?
Ladies, redeem yourselves.
Chick tits.
No.
Look, three diggals, you made her leave, bro.
You made her leave, nigga.
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
Yeah, well.
Well, I will say this, though.
Hey, y'all, I've been called monkey ape.
What, trans?
All night!
And I'm not broken.
You're tough, you're tough.
I'm very tough.
You gotta breathe through shit.
At the end of the day, they're behind the screen.
They gotta pay to talk shit.
Say it to my face.
You're basically giving 3-5 money over here to talk shit.
Bro, why the fuck is she going to bathroom?
Get her out of here, bro.
Yo, get her out of here.
Well, I'll say this about her.
She does have some ass.
To the front only.
Goddamn, nigga.
That shit flat as fuck.
Alright, what's the next one, bro?
Holy shit.
Cool.
Damn, motherfucker.
No more?
Alright, we got some chats here?
From the actual girls?
Is there questions?
Girls questions?
Or, we got time right now?
Nigga, it's just a fat monkey castle.
Stop.
No?
Okay.
Yeah, it's fine.
What?
Okay, cool.
Are you gay?
I wouldn't answer that.
No comment.
I mean, I just say the Caribbean, but a botty boy.
So no.
Facts.
You ever got your ass eight?
No, you're not.
That's some Sookiana shit.
Myron, you ever got your ass ate?
That's some Sookiana shit.
How does making a podcast negatively impact your personal life?
Maybe opportunities lost, but not anything major.
What is your opinion about rich girls?
I think they're great.
Amazing.
Rich girls?
Yeah, rich girls.
I think they're great.
Like, from a rich family?
That was my question, yeah.
From a rich family, good, but her self-made rich, not good.
She better have a dad in her life.
Yeah, because normally, well, the way girls become rich nowadays is by being a whore.
OnlyFans.
Selling a box.
Yeah, we're gonna end it now, Mo.
What are three signs that show your girl doesn't respect you?
Ooh.
Doesn't listen to your authority.
For example, as friends, we should parties with them non-stop at clubs.
And then I would say, also, she's not willing to change her behavior for you because, or frankly, she doesn't respect you, so.
That's true.
You wanna add three or no?
Arguing with you.
Yeah.
Trying to challenge your authority.
Like, honestly, the shit that you guys just saw just there.
Yeah.
Like, that is a woman that's always going to struggle to find a man, bro.
Because I'm telling you guys, guys that got money, the guys that are successful.
I already know who did this question.
We don't...
We don't...
Like, we're not going to sit here and go back and forth, bro.
Like, that's like...
Like, okay.
I agree.
Like, once a man becomes successful, he's had to traverse an enormous amount of obstacles and...
Issues to get to be successful like that.
I'll be fucking damned if I build a name for myself, I build an empire, I become wealthy and successful, and some fucking woman is going to tell me anything.
Like, I'm going to look at her like...
And the only difference between guys that have money and guys that don't have money, we all think this way.
It's just that the money and status gives you the balls to tell her, shut the fuck up.
And here's the thing.
Women respect you more when you can tell them to shut up.
Because, quite frankly, a lot of you guys just talk, and you guys haven't accomplished anything.
That's the truth.
You guys think you know everything, but you really don't.
Most of y'all.
Like, and this is what I mean when I say, like, leadership, men need to be leaders.
You guys all prove my point.
I was like, yeah, women are inferior.
Oh, I don't like that.
But, okay, do you want to be a leader in a relationship?
No, I don't.
So, like, which one is it?
You know what I mean?
Make it make sense.
So, anyway.
Would you rather be Indian or a Jew?
I'd rather be a jeep, man.
As much as that hurts to say.
I'd rather be a G. You do like 7-Eleven.
You know what's funny?
I play with the idea.
It's the troll niggas.
But hell no.
I'll be a G. What bare minimum on gifts in a relationship?
I guess you would spend on gifts?
What do you mean?
It was supposed to be like...
Who wrote this?
Well, she told me to write it for her.
The question was supposed to be...
I didn't know what you wanted to ask.
I didn't write it.
She wrote it.
I just wrote down what you told me in the back.
Why couldn't you write it?
Because I was right.
It's a long story.
It was supposed to say, what is bare minimum when it comes to relationships?
Okay, you said, what are bare minimums for gifts or something?
And that's what I wrote.
Go, go.
Let her go.
This is worded poorly, but what to spend on gifts for a girl?
What's the bare minimum of gifts?
The question was supposed to say, what is bare minimum on gifts?
For your female to get you, what is bare minimum?
What do you spend?
We didn't know if you met men or women.
No, you dating a female, what is bare minimum?
I don't want to spend any money, to be honest.
So what is bare minimum?
What is enough to?
A thoughtful gift.
A thoughtful gift.
Something handmade.
It could literally be free.
It actually better.
The thought that matters.
Okay, so here's the other thing too that women also don't get.
There's guys out there that are in their 20s and 30s that have literally never gotten a gift from a woman ever.
You know what I mean?
Men rarely, if ever, get gifts from women.
True.
They'll appreciate it is what I'm trying to say.
Anything you give them, they'll appreciate it.
Are you subbed to OnlyFans Girls?
No.
Who asked that?
Is that you?
Yeah, I was genuinely curious.
Nah, man.
I mean, we fuck them, but that's about it.
Yeah.
What do you recommend for someone like me trying to start up?
Start up what?
Just in general.
Like, money-wise.
Military don't pay a lot.
They don't?
No.
What's your MOS in the military?
What's your MOS? Oh, so I'm logistics trying to go medic.
So you take that skill set that you get in the military for free where you refine it and then you apply it and go into the civilian world and use that skill set to get a job.
Okay.
Because you're going to get veteran preference.
You're going to get a whole bunch of experience.
The military is by far one of the best ways to get a skill set for free and then segue that into the civilian world.
Like, there's, you know, as long as you have, like, an MLS that, like, you know, has real-world practicality, like, medical or anything, yeah.
Could segue into EMT, could segue into being a nurse.
Like, and then, and the beauty, the best part is you can go to school for free.
You get your GI Bill.
You know?
So, yeah, and you're a woman, so, like, you're gonna, you know, you're gonna, you're a woman, you're a minority, you're gonna benefit way more than other people.
Okay, thank you.
You'll get picked.
Last one here.
Do you have a Valentine?
Yeah.
Aww.
Yeah, me too.
Aww.
That was my question.
Who asked that?
You asked that?
Yep.
See, y'all do have a heart.
No, I don't.
See, I don't.
I do.
Okay.
This was a great show.
Yeah, man.
Y'all niggas, why y'all keep calling her a monkey, man?
She's cool.
She can't see me.
She's nice.
Yeah.
I like her.
She's nice.
Racist.
All right, guys.
We'll do last thoughts on the show.
You got a lot of racist fans.
They do.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, we do.
We're kind of racist ourselves, but yeah.
There's nothing I can do about that.
Shiva, question for the women on the panel.
47% of black women and 37% of white women are single mothers.
Loaded up on antidepressants, who will die alone?
Does it scare you that you might be this, that?
Well, they're not single moms.
You know, bro, they just don't care, man.
Like, I don't know.
Y'all be saying single mothers, but people co-parent.
Well, I mean, you are, but yeah.
I'm not single anymore, but I am a mother.
Yeah, but like, who has primary, you got primary custody?
Yes, I do.
So then you do most of parenting then?
Is it really co-parenting if you have 100% custody?
I mean, I have 100% custody, but me and my son, father, you know.
We do the little co-bearance.
Daycare throughout the week.
He gets them on the weekend.
He sends funds for the baby.
He haircut.
So you never took him to court?
No, I never took him to court.
Oh, okay.
So you have 100% custody, like, informally?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
But he's involved?
Yes.
Okay.
So you got a good setup then?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
You didn't have to take him to court to be...
A dad.
I actually sit down and have conversations with my son and father to get on good tracks because I, you know, I'm not with the drama.
I respect that.
And he's like, you don't have to, if you ask him for money, he's not like being a dickhead.
No, he helps out and vice versa.
Alright, fair enough.
That's a good, that's a rare and good scenario.
Fly Ellie?
I've never been to court.
Debbie Racism.
Yeah, I just saw it come up.
It's funny.
Are we caught up?
Yeah, it's everything.
Alright, we'll get last thoughts from the ladies.
Oh, shit.
Her friend.
We gotta do that call, bro.
She's so strong on, you know, I have a whatever.
So, where's that phone?
Let's give it to her.
Yeah, she thought she was gonna escape, man.
Alright, call your guy, and then, Fresh, give her the instructions real quick.
Alright, so once again?
Say that again?
Simple rules, right?
Yeah.
Just tell me what, like, kind of what you want me to say.
So, I'm a little bit tipsy.
Uh-huh.
Where you at?
I've been thinking, honestly speaking, I like you.
Why have you never got together?
Okay.
And let me respond from there.
Obviously, don't laugh.
And put the phone right up to the mic and put on speaker.
This is where you give us your last thoughts, criticisms, what you like, what you dislike, whatever it may be.
We'll start right here with Weave Warrior.
Go ahead.
Goddamn.
Falcon Punch!
You know, I always have fun.
I always enjoy myself.
You know?
Cool.
You got a man now, so props to you.
You got a man now.
Good job.
He's white, though.
Don't fuck it up.
It's funny.
What about you?
It was nice.
As long as you don't take anything personal, I feel like you're fine.
Did you learn anything?
Nope!
I mean, I can see things from different point of views a little, but, like, that's it.
So, in other words, you learn nothing?
Nope!
Are you gonna quit OnlyFans?
Nope!
Jesus!
Of course not.
Fair enough.
Are you, okay, I'll ask one more question.
Are you content with the fact that you being on OnlyFans is gonna hurt your ability to find a higher status man in the future?
But how?
It's not like it's full-on, like, Porn.
Fair, but he's gonna assume that, though.
Okay, whatever.
We can agree to disagree.
She don't care, man.
It's always fun.
Nope!
Fucker.
Literally.
Not literally, but you're gonna fuck, though.
You do realize that no guy wants to be able to say, like, yeah, my girl's on OnlyFans.
Okay.
So, like...
Like, the men that are attractive are gonna have a hard time, like, coming to terms with you doing that.
Oh, they will come to terms, alright?
Or photos and shit.
That's fine.
Shouldn't want to be saved.
Yeah, it's fine, bro.
Like, this is for you, niggas, in the chat, so you guys can learn.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
This is why we don't do female self-improvement, because they refuse to self-improve.
Like...
We just can't win.
We can't win.
Well, y'all could win, because you guys get...
How could we?
How could we meet your approval?
Just listen, that's all.
Just listen?
No, listen.
Just be quiet.
Okay, here's the thing with women, right?
You guys get all your value up front.
The day you turn 18, right?
This girl right here in the corner, even though she's delusional, is doing it right.
She's a virgin.
She probably scored low on SATs and not the smartest.
But that's fine, because she's preserved her biggest commodity, her virginity.
So she can use that.
To negotiate and try to find a higher status guy, right?
Because her most important thing is her virtue and purity, right?
With women, you guys get your value up front.
It's up to you if you're going to fuck it up or not.
So you got one girl that's preserving herself, then you got another girl that's selling herself.
Who do you think is going to have a better chance of getting a higher status guy?
There you go.
So that's why I have no sympathy for women, because you guys get all your value up front, and then you do dumb shit like this, like get on OnlyFans, to get back at a boyfriend, not knowing that you're like literally ruining your life and your potential to find a guy that will take you seriously.
But again, women don't listen to anything, so it is what it is.
I mean, yeah.
Fuck them.
It is what it is, bro, yeah.
What about you?
Married woman, there you go.
What are your thoughts on this?
I do agree with a lot of the things that you're saying.
I think if you don't agree, it's because you just haven't been through certain things situationally to understand where they're coming from.
It's just delivery might be harsh, but I agree with most things.
Yeah, I mean, if I told her nicely, hey, you should probably, like, hey, maybe don't do that.
She's not going to give a fuck her care.
But I'll tell you this.
She'll think about it after the show.
I mean, I respect the transparency because you are blunt.
You don't care.
It's just some people need gentle hands.
Some people need blunt transparency.
Yeah, but the problem is that when you're gentle, women don't take it seriously.
They respect it.
You have to tell them sometimes they're stupid.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't respect a nice guy.
I'm sorry.
That's where we are.
That's where we are, man.
Okay, what about you?
I had fun in the show.
Shout out to all the racist fans.
I love being dark-skinned, by the way, so fuck you.
I'm a proud black woman.
I like being dark, so it's a compliment to me.
I'm glad I came.
I get a different point of view.
I didn't know what to expect, but as an older woman, I learned from a different generation.
So, oh yeah.
And listen to my music.
It's soundcloud.com slash Shea Heist.
S-H-A-E-S-H-A-D-E 1988. Thank you.
How are you going to tell niggas to go listen to your music?
I've never been on welfare.
You can't even rap, bro.
You know what's crazy?
You're on SoundCloud.
It is free.
Thank you for coming.
No, I mean, I don't freestyle for free.
Oh, versus something.
You should have spit something.
Whatever.
But thank you, guys.
I appreciate y'all inviting me.
What's your rapper name?
Shea Heist.
S-H-A-E-H-E-I-S-T. It should be Dark Wig.
All right.
What about you?
Whatever.
Nigga, we both Dark Wig.
Come on, man.
Listen, man, I embrace that shit.
You need to embrace it, too.
No, you gotta go back.
You gotta go back.
The smartest girl on the panel.
Go ahead.
I'm just kidding.
By far the dumbest, but continue on.
For me, it was just like funny as fuck.
Alright, I was laughing, too.
What about you?
Second dumbest girl on the panel.
Thank you very much.
I actually enjoyed the ladies a lot.
I enjoyed talking to you guys and all of that.
That was probably the most enjoyable part of this.
Sorry.
Her feelings are hurt.
Yeah, obviously.
I gave you a comment earlier.
That's not enough.
You're mean to me.
Yeah, you gotta say my nails are good.
And I deserve a 1% guy.
Oh yeah, she's pissed.
She's fucking mad, bro.
Okay, what about you?
You know, it's all love for you guys.
Thank you for having me back on.
You guys are awesome and congrats Myron, by the way.
I'm going on Tim, Tim Cass.
That's fucking sick.
No, but like that's and Pearson and talking to rabbi and shit.
Yeah, and that was pretty dope.
Yeah, your uncle.
It might be actually, not gonna lie.
Anyways, only critiques is like just towards like the women here.
When, like, if you ever get into a debate in the future, because this is possibly one of the only times you're ever gonna be as mentally stimulated, like, ever.
So, um, just facts over feelings always.
Don't always say that when somebody throws a fact at you, that you're gonna say that's your opinion, because it's not an opinion, it's a fact.
So, like, don't get the two mixed up, because that completely defeats your argument, makes you look way dumber than what you probably are.
So, just, yeah.
Yeah, too late, though.
That would be great advice earlier in the show.
That could have helped out the hippo earlier.
Okay, what about you?
I enjoyed it.
It definitely opened my eyes.
And as much as I am crazy, I'm actually very submissive to my man.
Okay.
So, can you have other girls?
Let me stop making fun of her.
I'm sorry.
Can you have other girls?
As friends?
No, no.
Submissive?
I would argue that you're not at that point.
I'm submissive in the fact that if my man tells me to do something, I'm going to be like, yes, of course.
Yes, she's nice.
Until he has other girls.
Or does something she doesn't like.
No, that's...
If he does something I don't like, that's completely different.
Look, man, you ain't submissive, bro.
You ain't.
She killed niggas.
Yeah, actually, very few girls on this panel are submissive, I'm gonna be honest.
She's nice.
Maybe her.
What do you think is submissive?
Well, maybe after I say something, y'all can decide.
But, yeah, so I am thankful for being on this.
Like, I'm super happy I've always wanted to be on a podcast.
But, like, I am an honest person.
So, I do disagree with a lot, and I have my reasons.
What do you disagree with?
For instance, like, me and my mom, like, sorry, my mom and my dad, they've been together all their life, you know, and if you ask my dad why he picked my mom, it's because she's intelligent, and...
My mom is super feminine, too.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
No, no.
My mom makes...
I do come from a family that has money, but my mom makes more money than my dad.
Oh, shit.
By a lot.
Like, my mom's a CEO. Okay, since when was your...
Like, since when did your mom overlap your dad?
Since the beginning.
She always made more money than him?
Always.
Okay, obviously.
He's gonna kiss her ass.
No, but my dad makes a lot of money.
They both are like super educated people.
You know, they met in university.
How much does she earn versus how much does he earn?
My mom probably makes like $4.50.
Okay, and what does he make?
Like $2.50.
That gap isn't...
I mean, it's immense, but not like...
Life-changing.
Yeah, like, you can live a similar lifestyle is the point.
It's not too far off.
It's not a wild gap.
And then what does he do versus what does she do?
They're both engineers.
My mom's more business CEO. She just likes it.
My dad, he's, like, I'm really close to my dad.
Like, he's very, like, the person I come to talk to more than my mom.
Your parents are older?
No.
They're, like, normal age.
How old are they?
Like, my mom just turned 50. Okay.
And your dad is in his 50s?
He's four years older.
So they're born in the 70s.
Yeah.
You do understand that, like, dating now is significantly different.
Yeah.
Me, personally, like...
Because that's an anomaly.
Like, most women, once they earn more than their man, that's, like, one of the biggest predicators of divorce.
No, it is, yeah.
Say that again?
When a woman earns more money than her man.
Especially if she overtakes him during a course of the relationship.
That's one of the biggest signifiers that they're going to get divorced.
Again, even though my mom makes more money, I do consider my dad the more dominant person.
Sure.
By a lot.
Which, again, so you disagree with our point about...
Certain things, but you're using anecdotal events from your personal experience.
Yeah, it's my personal...
It doesn't have...
The general populace, this is my experience.
But the exception doesn't make the rule.
I understand that.
But in general, what you grow up with is what you see.
And what you learn.
But that's not representative of the world.
Yeah, again, me...
All I want.
And also keep in mind that your parents make a significant amount of money so you don't have financial hardships.
So that's also going to drop off the divorce rate as well too.
Yeah.
But I guarantee if your dad didn't have it, if your mother was the only breadwinner and your dad was like, stay at home, that would probably significantly change it.
But once you get over the $300,000 per year mark, divorces do go down significantly.
Okay.
But that doesn't refute the reality that men still have to be...
The leaders and the breadwinners in most relations for it to work.
Like, you have a unique situation, but, like, that's not representative of most women.
Mm-hmm.
Unfortunately.
Man, your mom's fucking some young guy at a company.
So, what else do you disagree with?
Um, that was, like, the main, and then just, like, I don't know.
I'm, like, a little bit, like, I have to go back and think.
There were, like, a couple things in the beginning.
All right, so let's come on next time.
Yeah, I have to think of what it was.
It doesn't come to mind.
I just was like, oh, the friend thing.
The friend thing, for instance.
Yeah, so this is my idea, concept.
I might be wrong.
My friend, he is, like, he's a really cute guy.
So it's not, I don't ever feel like he's like, oh my god, like, I want to hook up with her.
Like, he hooks up all the time.
And he's been my friend since childhood.
So I feel like he more sees me as a sister than a brother.
What value do you add to him?
So, for instance, yesterday, he messaged me because he likes this girl.
And she messaged him.
And she's like, hey, she messaged me.
I don't know what to say.
You're a girl.
I want to know your opinion on what I should say.
and he like I gave like my advice was bad in that moment so I messed it up for him but like he asked me so I consider that a friend so you think that's value that you gave him bad advice well he thought it was gonna be good advice it was the heat though okay
I don't want to sound like an asshole but you do understand that your friend is a fag and he clearly can't attract women so he's in the friend zone because he doesn't know how to attract women.
I don't know.
Have you ever thought about that?
No, like, this guy, like, this, one of my friends is like, I could take him anywhere, and, like, everybody, like...
Okay, he asked you for advice to get a girl.
Yeah.
And then you gave him advice, and he failed.
Yes.
The girl sounded, okay, the girl wanted a hookup.
Okay, okay, look, look, look.
He asked you for advice.
You don't see how that's problematic?
Um...
No, I don't see why that's problematic.
You know what I think?
That girl doesn't exist.
And it was only honestly for you.
That's what I think.
In the past, someone had asked...
I've had this conversation with someone before.
The same conversation.
And I played it.
I pretended that I wanted to hook up with him to see what happened.
About two years ago.
And he told me...
You're missing the bigger picture here.
Okay, the fact that he asked you for advice to get a girl is exactly why he's in a friend zone with you Clouds yeah The rings the fact that he asked you for advice on how to attract a woman It's precisely why he's in a friend zone with you now.
Oh Oh, I see what you're trying to say.
Yes.
No, no, she gets it.
Yeah, now I understand what you're saying.
Yeah, so you know what?
Just go fuck him.
Yeah, he wants you.
Just that he doesn't know how to do it.
And he's a fag.
Because he's a coward and he's scared to lose you, which is why he's being gay.
Can I ask a question?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Let her ask you.
No!
Are you sure?
Okay.
So, imagine a girl likes a guy.
Okay?
Yep.
And, like, does that girl, like, does...
I know the guy has to pick the girl, is what I understand.
But it's like, does it hurt the girl trying to...
Like, show?
Like, with gifts and things?
No.
If anything, that's actually going to be widely respected because men rarely, if ever, get reciprocation.
Most women feel like, I just exist.
I don't have to give a guy anything.
And, yeah.
So, it helps to be, like, try to help and, like, give things and, like, be cutesy?
Like, that doesn't push a guy away?
No.
If he's been investing in you and you give back, that won't.
No.
Okay.
He'll really appreciate it, actually.
Because men, like I said before, rarely, if ever, get gifts.
Do a blowjob.
There's guys that reach 30 years old that have never kissed a woman before.
I'm, like, the type to, like, give brownies to, like, a crush.
Shut up, bitch!
Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, no, that's great.
That's great.
That's great.
Like, yeah.
Thoughtful gifts like that are awesome.
You don't gotta spend any money.
Like, men appreciate gifts way more than women do.
Because we rarely get them.
Okay.
Okay!
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Showing love to the channel.
We're going to do a subathon, actually.
Yes, we do.
We will do it after the event.
Yes.
So we can really plan it and go hard.
Okay.
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RSVP on Premium, and you get to be in the whole event.
We have now only eight tickets left for VIP party.
Only eight left.
So, guys, party's almost full.
It's going to be crazy.
I'll even be there and you guys know I hate parties.
We'll be there.
It's going to be a good time.
Other than that, anything else, bro?
That's it.
We might have a show for you guys tomorrow.
Crypto.
With crypto.
Or Monday.
With Charlie and Miguel.
We're definitely going to do a Money Monday.
We're going to help you guys make some money on this next crypto run.
All right, guys.
Love you guys.
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