Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool

All Episodes

Previous Next

Feb. 8, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

02:37:12

Greg Doucette Guessed Their Body Fat Percentages And THIS Happened...

Large

Audio Only |

Scroll

Time	Text
	Thank you.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Up Podcast, man.
	After this, you're joining Greg Doucette and some lovely ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	- Go, put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	And we're back.
	We're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Freshly Podcast.
	After our edition.
	So, quick announcement before we get to the show, guys.
	We got a live event February 22nd for you guys right here in Miami, Florida.
	It's going to be a good time.
	If you're a Castle Club member, you're able to join in completely free for two hours.
	And if you're a premium member, well, then you're good.
	So just RSVP while you guys can.
	Get in.
	And we hope to see you guys.
	And then what you can do is, if you're a regular Castle Club, just RSVP there.
	Show up to the event.
	And if you like it, then upgrade a premium right there, man.
	Also, we have an after party after the event.
	For our key members that want to participate in the after events.
	And of course, you're going to have girls, food, and yacht steers.
	So tune into that.
	Tickets are limited.
	Ten left, I believe.
	So type into that while you still can in your login.
	All right.
	And we'll read some chats and then we'll go ahead and have the girls introduce themselves.
	And if you guys missed it already, we had a great interview with Greg before.
	Talked about a bunch of stuff.
	Gear.
	Steroids.
	Fitness industry.
	Yeah.
	His beef with Mike Rosatel.
	Bodybuilding.
	Yeah, a bunch of stuff, man.
	A bunch of stuff.
	It was definitely a good discussion.
	Wes Watson.
	Wes Watson.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Man, I hope he gets out on the other side.
	But, you know, I can see why so many people dislike him, unfortunately.
	What do we got here?
	But he's always been good to us, so I have nothing bad to say.
	Oh, Chris, my bad.
	I almost forgot about you, Ninja.
	Yeah, that's fine, man.
	You know?
	So...
	Shout out to you guys.
	Shout out to Boats and Mo.
	Shout out to the girls.
	Shout out to Greg.
	And yeah, guys, follow me on my socials.
	You know, tonight I will be sober.
	Or if I'm drinking a little bit, I'll be quiet because we have a bunch of guests.
	But other than that, shout out to the chat.
	And it's Friday.
	Let's have a great show.
	I'll believe it when I see it.
	And guys, let's get the likes out.
	We already got, what, like 4,000 plus you guys already in here.
	Our show just started.
	So guys, do me a favor.
	Like the video on YouTube.
	Help us up with the algorithm.
	We're live streaming on YouTube.
	Rumble, Castle Club.
	And I think we're even live on X right now.
	Are we?
	I believe we are.
	Oh, yeah You know I've been meaning to ask you but I didn't know if you wanted to do it But yeah fresh guys we are live streaming on his what's your Twitter fresh CEO Network fresh CEO Network?
	I'm in Twitter jail right now.
	So for now for now for now Wait again No, I know I'm like I lost my verification and shit all I was getting banned, man.
	Well, it's the nigga's platform, so I mean...
	Yeah, I kind of...
	I made fun of Eli.
	You kind of made fun of him?
	Kind of?
	Whatever.
	We'll move on.
	What else?
	We're live on TikTok as well.
	Yes.
	It's Ban Myron Gaines?
	Is what it is?
	X. Ban Myron Gaines X is the Twitter account, guys.
	Cool.
	It's like our 20th account now at this point.
	30th.
	And then we can read some chats and then have the girls introduce themselves.
	And Greg.
	And obviously we've got Greg and Alice as well.
	If you don't know who he is, I don't know what to tell you.
	Legend himself.
	Yeah.
	We just got through talking about the dangerous lengths men take to grow muscles and be jacked.
	Lots of cases it's not worth it.
	So ladies, how many of you down with the round?
	Do you prefer a man with rock-hard abs or with a stomach you can lay your head on?
	Remember, ladies, cuddling with a bodybuilder won't keep you warm, but cuddling with Big Mo will.
	Alright, so I guess we could...
	This actually isn't that bad of a question.
	How many of you are down with the...
	Did he say down with the round?
	Yeah, down with the round.
	So, dad bod versus abs.
	What do you prefer?
	DJ Jammin' Jim Tip $35.
	Ladies, fun fact in women's history.
	Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein.
	Lost her virginity to her husband in the same place they went for the first date.
	Her dead mother's grave.
	Where's the craziest place you've done it?
	Myron and Fresh, same question.
	Whoa!
	That was dark!
	That was very dark.
	Let's do the round one, then we can do that one next.
	Okay, cool.
	Okay, we'll start here.
	So, would you prefer a dad bod in a guy, or abs from a guy?
	I prefer abs.
	Why?
	I just like somebody in shape.
	Like, I like somebody who just likes to take care of themselves.
	Because it can only lead to health issues if you're not taking care of your weight.
	Okay.
	Do you work out?
	Mm-hmm.
	All right.
	Awesome.
	What about you?
	I would say abs, too.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	It just...
	Looks better?
	Not just looks better, but it's just healthy.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Oh, I kind of like the dad bod.
	Like, somebody warm.
	Okay.
	Do or die.
	Which one would you choose?
	Lesser evil?
	Greater evil?
	What is a dad bod to you though?
	Dad bod is...
	Jason Momoa?
	That's a dad bod.
	Am I a dad bod to you or am I beyond that?
	You got a dad bod.
	I'm a professional bodybuilder with 8% body fat.
	That's crazy.
	Dad bods to me are like old guys, like 50 plus, out of shape.
	You want us to pull a picture of Jason Momoa for you?
	Yes, let's do that.
	Let's do dad bod.
	Type in dad bod to see what it actually is because he's the bad example.
	And Greg, anybody that you want us to pull up, by the way, just let us know we got the team in the back.
	That's a dad bod.
	So that we can show them.
	That's a dad bod right there.
	See that white guy?
	He likes to eat.
	Obviously!
	Isn't that guy there Mike?
	Dr. Mike?
	Oh, is it?
	It looks like Dr. Mike.
	Not Dr. Mike Izzertal, but Dr. Mike.
	Another Dr. Mike.
	I'm pretty sure that's him.
	It looks like him, if it's not.
	Yeah, well.
	Anyway.
	There you have it, ladies.
	There's Momoa.
	That's Momoa.
	That is not a dad bod.
	That's a guy on steroids.
	Literally.
	Oh, he's on gear.
	Absolutely.
	You think Jason Momoa is natty?
	No, probably not.
	Probably not.
	But I didn't know in that photo, well, he might be just off-season or whatever.
	He might be only on HRT there, maybe.
	Not blasting.
	So you chose that bod.
	Gotcha.
	What about you?
	I choose abs.
	Why?
	If I'm in the gym, you should be in the gym, too.
	You're in the gym?
	Yeah.
	Good stuff.
	Thank you.
	What about you?
	Abs.
	Why?
	I just think it's more attractive.
	To be honest.
	Alright.
	I like a guy that's lean and healthy.
	Makes sense.
	And then you?
	I don't really have a preference, but I do like abs.
	I'm in the gym, so you should be in the gym, like she said.
	Okay.
	So if you're active as a girl, you want abs.
	It's not...
	Now, this is the real question.
	The last guy that they date, was he in good shape?
	Oh.
	Don't cap.
	Yeah.
	Pretty good shape.
	He didn't have abs, but he was muscular.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Not really.
	Because he was really tiny.
	He was really short.
	And so like...
	Shorter than you?
	He was like 2-3 inches taller than me.
	And like he would only work out arms.
	So it's like...
	First, that's like you.
	I know.
	So he was short.
	How tall was he?
	I just gotta know.
	He was like 5'7".
	So taller than me.
	I'm 5'6".
	He was probably 5'6".
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And he just looked tiny, you know?
	So...
	No.
	Okay.
	Yes, mine was in...
	Sheep.
	Abs.
	Why'd you guys break up then?
	Sip your tea.
	He cheated.
	I'm going to sip my tea.
	Did he cheat on you?
	No, I wouldn't go saying all of that.
	I don't know.
	It just didn't go the course that we thought it would go.
	Interesting.
	I guess abs isn't everything then.
	No, not.
	What about you?
	No, dad bod.
	Dad a dad bod.
	Did he have money?
	No.
	He was cool?
	Yeah.
	So you were with a poor fat dude?
	Wasn't poor.
	Oh, okay.
	He was doing alright.
	He was doing alright.
	Middle class?
	Yeah.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Wait, six figure earner?
	About six figure.
	Oh, so yeah, he had money then.
	Wait, was he Asian?
	No.
	He was black?
	Yes.
	Who said that?
	Wait, you like niggas?
	I do.
	Let's go!
	Okay.
	Wait, what?
	Alright, part three.
	What about you?
	Yeah, he was fit.
	Okay.
	I don't really have any ex-boyfriends, but I guess, like, the guys I'll let take me out, I guess, I'd rather than be fit.
	You mean hit?
	Yeah, you mean fuck?
	What's the next one?
	Okay.
	Oh, no, we have one more from the...
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Where's the craziest place they did it, right?
	Yeah.
	That's what you want to?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We can start here and then work our way back around this way.
	Is it the craziest place?
	Yeah.
	I don't like being anywhere crazy.
	I'd rather be at home.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You got a lot of tats for someone else.
	Not the cap!
	I know.
	You got a lot of tats, man.
	Goddamn!
	I mean, my tattoos are all like...
	I'm not going to pump your IG and see you outside, bro.
	I'm not glad, but I've never seen her outside, so...
	But, you know.
	Who knows?
	Are you from Miami?
	No, I'm from Houston.
	That makes sense.
	What about you?
	No.
	There's no...
	There's nowhere, no.
	You're a virgin?
	No.
	Okay, nevermind.
	What were you?
	A fitting room.
	Alright, alright.
	Wait, so what's the Target?
	It's actually a commonplace.
	No, I see Walmart because he's a shiddick nigger, so...
	So, Walmart?
	Burlington Co.
	Factory?
	What the fuck?
	It's probably Nordstrom or something.
	It's probably Ross.
	It's probably Ross.
	Oh, Sex Fifth.
	Is that Ross?
	It has to be Ross, bro.
	Sex Fifth.
	DXL? No, she didn't want to say.
	Greg, what about you, Greg?
	I had to be on a plane on the way to Dubai.
	Oh shit!
	Wait, is she in a room?
	Oh shit!
	Oh my god.
	What about you?
	On a jet ski.
	Oh, she a freak for real, bro.
	God damn, on a jet ski?
	That was the love of my life, though.
	It wasn't just, you know.
	Where's he at now?
	Is that a freak guy?
	No.
	Wait, where's he at now?
	I don't know.
	Love of your life, I guess.
	For the streets.
	Love your life, huh?
	Alright, what about you?
	No, we're crazy.
	Just the bed.
	Stop the cow!
	What about you?
	What about you?
	Virtually, I'm a virgin.
	So, nowhere.
	Stop the cow!
	Is that virtually?
	If you're a virgin, I'm white.
	No, I really am.
	Me too, deadass.
	I know it's unfortunate.
	I wish I could lie, but this is on social media.
	I'm not.
	20. I'm waiting for marriage.
	I actually have a ring.
	Purity ring.
	I don't want to lie and say I have one.
	I don't.
	Hey, chat.
	Do your FBA skills.
	Find her somewhere on the internet.
	Let us know.
	You'll see it on my TikTok.
	I talked about it.
	You guys can let Chris have it over last time.
	Send me all these messages.
	Bro, come on back.
	Alright, what's up next?
	Yeah, they're mad about the last show.
	With Chris.
	Yeah, because Chris didn't show us what was going on.
	Oh, well, I mean...
	Let's start the show off with a question Myron and Greg are very familiar with.
	Is fat shaming your friends a good thing or a bad thing and why?
	Let's think of going right into it.
	Alright.
	Ladies, is shaming your friends for being fat good or bad and why?
	We can start here and then work our way.
	Low-key, it depends on how you go about it.
	So, no, like, it's bad, but, like, you gotta be helpful.
	Because I do push my friends to be more fit, but, like, I would never say you're fat.
	Like, you're ugly and fat, no.
	Alright, give me an example.
	Pretend I'm your fat friend.
	Wake up tomorrow, let's go to the gym.
	Every day.
	Gym?
	I don't know if I want to do that.
	But, what about the summer?
	Like, don't you want to take pictures and not complain?
	Stuff like that.
	Are you calling me fat?
	No, I'm giving her the objections.
	I have a man, though.
	Well, your man...
	Well, your man loves it, but...
	Bro, I'll just...
	What about you?
	Is it okay to fast shame your friends?
	I think it's not okay.
	That's just how I am.
	I wouldn't tell my friend that she's, like, out of shape.
	I would just mind my business, to be honest.
	I don't like telling my friends any negative things about the way they look or the shape that they're in.
	She would just let them stay fat.
	She's that friend, if you've got a booger on your nose, she won't say nothing.
	You look good, girl.
	Don't worry.
	Let's go have a party.
	And then laugh at your dumb ass and bow from after.
	Can you see that booger on her nose?
	What an idiot.
	Do you talk weird friends?
	Treacherous, man.
	Alright, what about you?
	I'm definitely going to tell my friend.
	When was the last time you did it?
	Like, what is it?
	Like, a few weeks ago.
	And we're in the gym together now.
	What'd you say?
	What'd you say to her?
	But I was like, like, you know you're losing yourself.
	Come on.
	Like, let's get back into it.
	Losing yourself?
	What is this?
	Eminem?
	Eminem!
	How did you say your look?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because that's a very broad way to explain it.
	So how did you say it?
	I mean, the topic was already there.
	We were already talking about it.
	Oh, you guys were on the topic of the gym.
	Yeah, she was speaking about herself, how she looks, how she feels.
	And I was like, I'm not even going to lie to you.
	Like, let's go.
	We're going to get back right.
	So it took her saying, I feel like crap for you to tell her.
	Like, yeah, you are crappy.
	I'm not.
	No, I did not say you're crappy, and I'm not going to sit there and shame her, but I'm going to tell her, like, the real.
	Okay, how about that?
	Let's guess in this scenario.
	Let's assume she never came to you and said that I need to fix XYZ. No, I have told her before, like, bro, like, what happened?
	But let's assume that she never said anything.
	Would it even got to that point in the conversation where you said you're losing yourself?
	I would have said, let's go to the gym.
	But what pretense would have you say that?
	That's all the pretense I got.
	Let's go to the gym.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't think she understands what you're going with this, but that's fine.
	That's fine.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	How much weight has she lost so far?
	Her?
	Yeah.
	I think 10. No, 10. 10 pounds.
	She has a trainer.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	I guess you didn't cut it out.
	Personally, I think it's hard to go up and tell somebody, like...
	You need to lose weight out of the blue.
	But if they ask, if they say, hey, what do you think?
	Do I look fat in these jeans?
	You gotta be like, yeah, you do.
	Like, that's what I do.
	I'm not gonna...
	I wouldn't even tell my own friends, like, you gotta lose weight.
	But if they ask me, I'd be like, yeah, you're gonna kill yourself.
	Look at you.
	Nice of me, man.
	I say they're fat all the time.
	What about you?
	No, I definitely agree with Greg and the girls, definitely.
	No, you're not gonna say anything?
	I probably wouldn't say anything until she brought it up.
	Are you Asian?
	I am.
	What kind?
	Laos.
	Laotian.
	Bless you.
	Next to Thailand.
	No, no, no.
	I'm familiar with Laos.
	I was going to say, like, you know, I mean, Asian culture in general, it's like, it's unacceptable to be fat.
	Like, do you guys, I don't know, I'm not familiar with Laos is, you know, baddest body shaming, like with the Japanese and Chinese.
	So, in the culture, yeah, they do body shame.
	Like, hey, you're getting a little bit too big, like, lose some weight, stop eating so much, yeah.
	Southeast Asian.
	Okay, let me ask you this.
	Do you guys have a term for women that are over 25 years old and not married?
	Ooh.
	Like Shen Yu!
	Yeah, China's called Shen Yu, which means leftover woman.
	Or in Japan, I forget the term.
	Some cake.
	Yeah, but they call them a Christmas cake in Japanese.
	Is there some type of shaming term for women that are too old and not married yet?
	No.
	Damn.
	Laos taking L's.
	Okay.
	I'm from Laos to Luz.
	Alright, what about you?
	I'm not going to be like, you're fat.
	You need to slow down.
	But I'm going to be like, do you want to go to the gym with me?
	Or like...
	How about if she's out for what?
	I'm going to be like, to like, you know, better your health.
	I'm healthy.
	My blood works awesome.
	That's all me.
	Okay, I'm more like, up front with somebody.
	So like, if I see somebody like...
	Looking down or like, you know, not in their normal self.
	I'm gonna be like, hey, let's do this, you know, because I'm like very motivational.
	So like hey You wanna like go check out my gym and like see if you want to like work out or something Yeah, man, that didn't motivate nobody, bro.
	It didn't motivate me to go to sleep.
	I don't know, because it kind of worked, in a way.
	That was good, though.
	Yeah, what about you?
	I'm definitely the type to tell you, just, like, I've always worked out, and I've always been hard on my friends.
	And my friends are hard on me.
	I had gained weight, and my friends say, hey, you're getting big.
	You need to get back in the gym.
	So it's like...
	Ty's got a lot of fat asses.
	There's a lot of good food for sure.
	But yeah, I'm definitely the type that I'm going to tell you and I'm going to say, hey, we need to start getting up going on.
	Okay.
	Yeah, like they literally, it's like a culture out there of like brisket competitions and shit like that.
	It's a very...
	Yeah.
	Everything's bigger in Texas.
	There's food places around...
	It's the fattest state in America.
	Wow.
	Is Texas.
	That's scary.
	I don't know if San Antonio is still the fattest city, but it's been typically at the top for a long time.
	Greg, how does someone lose weight?
	Effectively and fast.
	Nowadays.
	Eating way less and doing a lot of cardio.
	Those two together, you're getting skinny.
	Okay.
	Fair enough.
	Alright, what do we got up next here?
	Oh, shit.
	Ladies, do your tattoos make you look as good as this ghetto-ass apartment building?
	This, bro.
	I mean...
	What are your thoughts on this?
	What the hell?
	You.
	Oh, me?
	Yeah, you're the only one on the panel with tattoos!
	That's true.
	Well, for me, so, all of mine have meaning behind them, so I think, like, I appreciate them a little bit more versus hers kind of look like all random.
	I'm sure hers do too, though.
	Yeah.
	They might mean pain, suffering.
	Uh, no.
	I mean, mine are, like, history and culture.
	Like, I have a quarter of Filipinos, like, a Filipino tattoo and different stuff like that, yeah.
	So, yeah.
	I mean, I think they're meaningful to me, so that's what matters.
	By the way, shout out to Wayne.
	Give the 20 subs.
	Yeah, for 20, give the subs, bro.
	I appreciate that.
	We forgot we're supposed to do some of that today, man.
	We forgot.
	It's all good, bro.
	All right, next week.
	We'll do it next week.
	Next week.
	Yeah.
	We'll get you guys.
	A lot going on.
	Maybe Wednesday.
	I don't know.
	Maybe Wednesday.
	Yeah, maybe Wednesday or Monday.
	What else do we got?
	Well, we got a special guest here, so.
	Okay.
	What did I say?
	Have Greg guess the height and weight.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, have Greg guess the height and weight of the girls on the panel and have them step on a scale to either confirm or deny.
	Based on his two confirmation numbers, have Greg say if they're fat or in shape and he can give one to two workout tips based on their physical looks.
	That's two hours.
	That's a little bit much.
	Look, we don't gotta go all the way there, but what I could do is we can have them guess the height and weight.
	Because I think Greg got a chance to look at all the girls prior to the show.
	Man, not enough.
	Well, they can stand if you want to.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, honestly, guys, Greg is a world-renowned coach, so this is actually a great opportunity.
	How about I add a body fat percentage?
	Sure.
	Okay.
	And then you can give them a tip on what they could do.
	And, ladies, this is actually a great chance to get kind of a quick little consult with a world-renowned fitness coach.
	So, all right, let's do that.
	So, it goes...
	Guess the weight?
	We're going to do the weight and the body fat percentage, Greg?
	Is that what you want to do?
	Yeah.
	Okay, and then I guess if you want to give him a tip or something like that, if you want?
	I don't know.
	It's going to be the same tip.
	Move more and eat less.
	Fair enough.
	Okay.
	All right.
	By the way, try to Mr. Hooligan with the 10 gifted subs.
	Oh, try to Mr. Hooligan.
	I appreciate that.
	Where do you want to start?
	Start here?
	Let's start here.
	Okay.
	Can you just stand and then...
	Sure.
	Chris, you might need to move out the way to get you in the way.
	Alright, so let me get a judgment.
	Okay.
	So, 5'7 and 135 pounds is 32.5% body fat.
	Can you do a little twirl?
	Chris always got to make it weird.
	I'll say 132 pounds.
	132?
	32% body fat.
	32% body fat.
	Oh, can you break it down real quick for the people?
	The body fat percentage is for women versus men.
	Aren't they typically about 10% above us?
	Yeah.
	So...
	A healthy ideal for a woman would be about 25%.
	33 would be the cusp of being obese.
	Okay.
	And like 18 to 22 would be like your super athlete.
	Like I tested her.
	She's like in the teens.
	So that would be kind of like your super lean kind of look.
	Gotcha.
	And like pro bikini bodybuilder girls would be like low tens, like 10, 11, 12, 13. Wow.
	Yeah.
	It's damn near dying.
	For the women.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Go ahead.
	See if you can guess.
	She's probably 5'5", 120 pounds, maybe 24%?
	No, you're hiding behind the camera.
	So I weigh like 100, I weigh like 117. For 118?
	I think I was 7 pounds off.
	That's not too bad.
	Wait, didn't you say 120?
	I said 125 pounds, 5.5.
	Yeah, but the body percentage, I'm like 18.1.
	Yeah, but that's what somebody told you who's full of shit and doesn't know what they're talking about.
	What, did you step on a scale and it said that?
	Yes, like an actual scale that says the body fat percentage.
	So I'm world famous for doing body fat percentages.
	This is one of the things I'm known for.
	People write me in all the time to tell.
	So there's no way you're at 18%.
	Trust me.
	I am.
	Because I'm tall, also.
	Like, I'm not tall, but...
	I should have brought my skin full calipers.
	They're at the hotel, but, yeah.
	So it's not 18%, 18% would be...
	Trust me, I'm 19 years old over your...
	Because that reading is off of a scale.
	Yeah, that's not accurate.
	It's not accurate.
	Yes, it is.
	The lady that I used to work with, she's a professional.
	Alright, woman, shut up.
	Okay.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You don't know what they're talking about.
	Alright, go ahead.
	You got an expert here.
	I just gotta say it, man.
	Be quiet.
	That's why y'all need to be in there.
	5'4", 150 pounds, and let's say 39%.
	I don't know.
	Five, three and a half, Andre is 54 pounds, and body percentage, I don't know.
	Alright, so pretty close.
	Alright, fair enough.
	I do have a scale that I could bring out if you guys want.
	5'5"?
	It seems like you were pretty accurate with everything.
	140 and probably 37%.
	Okay.
	Am I too far away from the mic or is that working?
	No, no, no.
	They can hear you.
	Was that Eckert?
	148, yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Alright, so 5'7".
	That's why I go crocodile hunting.
	I'm just trying.
	Indiana Jones!
	Indiana Jones!
	You're about to go to a fucking game and crack a weapon!
	130 pounds and maybe 30%?
	138?
	No.
	I'm 150. Okay.
	And about, yeah, 30%?
	I don't know.
	No, I'm just guessing, really.
	Literally.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	You wouldn't know.
	It would be hard to know.
	Five, six and a half, 160, and 40%?
	I'm 5'4", and I'm 160. Okay.
	Damn.
	Right on the money, Greg.
	Okay.
	Good stuff.
	All the eyeballs.
	All right.
	What do we got up next here?
	Okay.
	Do you want to give a general tip for the girls at the table as far as like...
	150 minutes of moderately intense cardio week, like zone 2, like the talk test.
	If it's hard to talk, then you're probably doing good.
	And to eat more fruits and vegetables, lots of protein, and you'll be way healthier for sure.
	How many servings of, I guess, fruits and vegetables a day?
	One or two?
	The more, the better.
	No, way more.
	Five to ten.
	Okay.
	The more fruits and vegetables you eat, the less junk, chips, ice cream that you're going to eat.
	It's literally the secret.
	How about protein?
	Because I think one thing for girls is they never eat meat, man, or they never eat protein.
	Girls barely drink water, to be honest.
	Girls in general, they're scared of red meat, and they're usually eating fish or white chicken because they're worried about the calories.
	But that's not making them fat.
	It's the chips.
	It's the junk or the alcohol or eating late at night, the snacks.
	That's what's adding up.
	It's the alcohol, too.
	Would you suggest for about one gram per pound of body weight of protein or maybe a little bit less?
	The more, the better, because the more protein you're eating, the less fats and carbs you're eating.
	And protein is more satiating, so you're less hungry.
	It's easier to stick to the diet.
	And so, yeah, more protein, more fruits, vegetables, way easier, for sure.
	What happened?
	You had a point?
	Somebody want to say something?
	I didn't say anything.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you wanted to say something.
	All right.
	What do we have here?
	What's up next?
	Ladies of the panel, think about this.
	As you meet and experience different men, do your standards go up?
	If so, why?
	Think about this.
	I guess we can make this simple.
	Have your standards of men went up since you've been dating longer, I guess?
	When you start here.
	I feel like my standards went up for different reasons, like me just working on myself and my education, not necessarily because of the different men that I dated.
	Can you give us two standards that have changed, I guess?
	That you might have tolerated before, but you no longer take now.
	One or two?
	I don't feel like it's anything.
	Height?
	Money?
	I guess money.
	I would prefer somebody who owns their own business or has a good job, something like that, because I have my own work.
	Whereas you would have taken a broker before, probably?
	Not necessarily, but I guess I just pay attention for someone with more ambition now.
	Were you more personality-driven back in the day?
	Like, personality?
	Looks?
	Like, a little bit, I guess.
	Yeah.
	I guess more now, I guess mindset matters most now.
	Gotcha.
	For you?
	Can you repeat the question?
	Stupid!
	So basically, he wants to know, from dating guys now, have your standards went up?
	And what's changed in your standards?
	I only had one boyfriend, so I don't really know.
	I'm still learning.
	Okay.
	Okay, what's one thing that he did that you would not tolerate with the next guy then?
	That might be easier.
	Lying.
	Okay.
	So no liars.
	Good luck with that.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I feel like the older we get, the standards go up a little bit more, for sure.
	So what's actually going to happen is they're going to go up until you're about 35, then they're going to go way down in general.
	As you get older, like you're getting more to your prime, like say 25, and you can get the highest quality man.
	Then as you get older, you're going to be like, wait a minute, I'm 35. I can't get 6'2 good looking anymore.
	I need to like lower the height down a little bit.
	And so that's generally what happens.
	Well, that's if you're still single at that time.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I would say my standards have changed over time.
	One thing that has changed for me is emotional intelligence.
	I've dealt with a lot of people that are not fully, like, you know, there and ready to accept their own feelings, men especially.
	So it's just like, you know, my standards for that has went up.
	Do you think that most men don't have that?
	I think some do.
	And some do when they don't want to show it.
	And others are just...
	They don't care.
	It has a lot to do with how you were raised.
	I'd agree.
	They don't care.
	Good point.
	Okay, what about you?
	Yeah, my standards have changed.
	I'd rather go for a man that has patience, doesn't really express anger, has money, height, because like I mentioned, my ex was tiny.
	So height and controlling anger are the two main things now that you won't tolerate with a new guy?
	Yep.
	Alright.
	For you.
	Yeah, I have really high standards as the years go by.
	Like, has to have a dad.
	Has to be tall.
	I mean, they all have dads.
	Well, has to have a dad.
	Technically speaking.
	Oh, you don't qualify now.
	Oh, yeah, I'm fresh.
	No niggas, I'm in.
	Sorry.
	Your dad had to raise you.
	Damn, fresh.
	Yeah, he left kind of early.
	I'm sorry about that, but yeah, I can't be.
	Yeah.
	That was mean.
	Gotta have parents.
	Damn, Shane ain't no niggas, man.
	I think that's a way to screen out black people.
	That's a great way to make sure that you never date black people.
	I know.
	I'm about to put that parameter now.
	I know.
	We're comedians.
	That's funny.
	We're comedians.
	Yeah, people know how I feel about black women, so I'm going to use that rule now.
	It's a comedy skit.
	A comedy skit.
	Alright, let's go to...
	Whoa!
	Y'all niggas are clowns.
	Let's go ahead and have the girls introduce themselves.
	Go ahead, Fresh.
	Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
	If you don't mind, give us your name.
	Your age.
	What do you do for a living?
	Dating status.
	And if you want to, of course...
	Your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Name, age, what do you do for a living?
	Hi, my name is Monray.
	Hey, y'all!
	I'm sorry?
	Man what?
	Monray.
	Monray, okay.
	20 years old.
	I just moved to Florida and I do e-commerce.
	Nice.
	Okay, where'd you move from originally?
	Detroit.
	Oh, shit.
	yeah the trenches I guess I got dads yeah he's been scarred yeah my condolences The highest education level completed, I'm assuming, is high school.
	Are you in college?
	Yeah, no college.
	Okay, and then you said you do e-com?
	E-commerce, yes.
	Like, what do you sell specifically?
	Amazon?
	Yeah, I have a pet brand, so I sell dog beds on Amazon.
	Dog what?
	Dog beds.
	Beds?
	Dog beds, yeah.
	I need to talk to you about this, because Frank fucking pooped all over his bed.
	I had to throw it out earlier.
	I got you.
	He has diarrhea.
	I do a certain use.
	That's why y'all haven't seen him.
	He's hiding in the back right now.
	Yeah, I know, bro.
	I was so pissy.
	I pooed on the fucking carpet.
	I was cleaning that shit earlier.
	That's why I was late for my show.
	So, dog beds.
	I actually might get one from you.
	Yeah, I got the pink cheetah print going crazy on Amazon right now.
	I need something black, actually.
	So yeah, I'll get a black one.
	I'll manufacture one for you.
	Racism is great, man.
	I'm empowered with yay.
	What do you want to say today?
	Anyway, okay, so my bad.
	Econ.
	We're comedians.
	Selling dog beds?
	Yeah.
	I legit do need one.
	I just threw it out today.
	And then, um, relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Are your parents together?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Well, yeah, that would actually make...
	Wait, hold on.
	Why are you flexing on me, man?
	Come on, bro.
	Well, okay, in my defense, my dad did go to jail.
	So that's some black shit right there.
	My daddy was in jail for like six years.
	What are you going for?
	Killing people.
	I mean, she's in Detroit.
	How are you going to jail for six years for killing somebody?
	It's a long story.
	It's a really long story.
	I do not have time to tell it.
	Was it manslaughter?
	Detroit is Detroit.
	You got to go to Detroit to understand how shit worked there.
	Like, that's a lot of killing.
	Imagine dating.
	Oh no, I know that.
	It's consistent in the top five most dangerous cities in America every year.
	Imagine dating her, and you're like, Detroit, playing games with her.
	Her dad's like, yo, this nigga right here?
	Yeah, this is my hair.
	Come on, bro.
	Yeah.
	I'm assuming he's out now, right?
	Yeah.
	So your mom held him down all the time?
	Held him down.
	For six years?
	Held him down.
	Wait, sorry.
	We were there every weekend, driving two hours.
	My dad was behind bars.
	I was seeing him, though.
	He's seeing all his kids.
	Is he Muslim now?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Typically, they go in there and convert.
	My uncle did that, though.
	Oh, my God!
	Okay.
	And then Fresh, your favorite question?
	Oh, yeah.
	Birth control?
	No, I have never had sex.
	I see why her father's definitely been in her life.
	He ain't playing, bro.
	Okay.
	Oh, and then last one.
	Racial background.
	Ethnic background.
	I'm black.
	Full?
	Nigerian.
	Yeah, my dad's Nigerian.
	You look Asian.
	Yeah.
	No, I look Nigerian.
	Who's Nigerian?
	Your dad or your mom or both?
	My dad.
	And your mom is just regular black?
	Yeah.
	Blowjobs?
	How many blowjobs you gave in the past?
	He said blowjob.
	I used to get head, yeah.
	I've never touched or sucked, but I used to get a lot of head.
	She gets it.
	Oh, you get head.
	Super head.
	From guys?
	From niggas?
	From my boyfriends, yeah.
	Boyfriends with an S? Yeah, high school I was running.
	In high school you was...
	So you never gave head?
	I never gave.
	That's an unfair exchange, bro.
	That's an unfair exchange, bro.
	Yeah, that's fucked.
	How?
	There's a lot of munches in this world.
	I mean, listen, man.
	High spice reference?
	Okay.
	Show your age over here.
	A lot of eaters.
	Guys are going to take what they can get.
	Yeah Yeah You're right Yeah Okay You know It's not a What the fuck was that sound effect Oh what the A lot of munches Yeah I guess so That's a dude I heard that one I'm gonna get those headphones So they can hear what's going on It's right there It's right in front of me Y'all are missing out man We clean them, don't worry.
	I promise there's no AIDS on them.
	Not this time.
	Yeah, not this time.
	We haven't had black people on the couch for a while.
	Comedians.
	Let's go.
	We're comedians.
	My name is Melo, and I work for a local radio station in downtown Miami.
	Yes, sir!
	I'm 18 years old.
	Are you from Merzley?
	I was born here in Miami.
	Okay.
	And what do you do?
	Oh, yeah, for work, obviously.
	Dating status?
	Currently, I'm in a relationship.
	Okay.
	How long y'all been together?
	We've been together for two months, but we've dated before.
	How'd you guys meet?
	We met when we were seven years old.
	We went to like the same elementary, middle school, high school.
	Wait, was this the ex from before?
	No, I would never go back to him.
	No.
	Okay.
	How many niggas are you supposed to know?
	I've been in four relationships.
	Three or four.
	I don't know.
	At 18?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	No, never.
	And then you said four months with this guy, right?
	Two.
	All right.
	And then racial background, Cuban, right?
	Yes.
	Alright, cool.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Star.
	I am an esthetician, a nanny.
	I work for the schools as a paraprofessional with behavioral kids.
	You said esthetician and nanny.
	How old are you?
	23. Okay, and you are from where originally?
	New York.
	The Bronx?
	Uh-oh.
	It's trouble.
	The Bronx?
	Okay.
	Temper.
	Are you Puerto Rican?
	Puerto Rican.
	Wait, you got kids?
	No.
	Wait, wait, Chris.
	This is the first Puerto Rican that has no kids on panel?
	At 23?
	Yeah.
	I'm impressed.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You know what?
	Abortions?
	Absolutely not.
	How many abortions do you have?
	Zero.
	Chris, stop it, bro.
	I mean, I'm trying to make sure.
	I'm trying to make sure.
	Puerto Ricans don't get abortions, bro.
	Oh, yeah, you're right.
	They don't get abortions.
	True question.
	You're one of the first that hasn't had kids.
	In forever?
	Yeah, it's been a while since we've had a poor weekend without kids.
	You know what?
	She probably swallows them.
	I don't do that either.
	That's nasty.
	Oh, you know what?
	Too different.
	And you said you're a nanny and an esthetician?
	All right, cool.
	Highest education level completed?
	College.
	You got your bachelor's or associate's?
	Two years completed, and I have my license for esthetician school.
	Okay.
	What did you get your associate's in?
	Criminal justice.
	All right.
	The money that I was making, that I could have made there, I make the same or more as an esthetician doing facials.
	What?
	Fair.
	Are we talking like with, like what department were you looking at that was making the same as?
	CSI. Damn!
	Oh, crime scene investigation.
	From Miami, the police department?
	Or Miami-Dade?
	No, New York.
	Oh, NYPD. Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't know how much CSI makes, so I can't.
	Damn near nothing.
	The Bronx would have been a ton of money.
	Wow.
	No.
	Well, NYPD, they're clearing six figures in three or four years.
	But it's New York City.
	New York City.
	All right.
	Relation status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Never were.
	Yes.
	Smart.
	Wait, Puerto Rican on birth control?
	Clearly.
	We're like in a bizarre world, bro.
	She's taking measures.
	That's crazy.
	So what happens is she knows her culture very well.
	She knows if she gets hit by the wrong dude, it's pregnant.
	So to take precautions, birth control, a.k.a.
	enter safety.
	Smart girl.
	Yeah, bro, this is, I mean, look, I'm from Connecticut originally.
	Every Puerto Rican girl I ever met, they don't get abortions, they have their baby, and they ain't on birth control, so this is rare.
	Is this a first?
	I'm on birth control because I had cysts in my ovaries.
	Not for, um, you know.
	Okay, TMI. Goddamn, nigga, I don't want no part.
	Goddamn.
	No, it's fine.
	There's a woman on the panel.
	Wait, does that mean you can still have kids though, right?
	Yeah.
	They eventually will go away.
	It could come back.
	When do they bump heads?
	Okay.
	Wait, what?
	With the s, like, the comment...
	What about you?
	Hi, I'm Maddie.
	What is it?
	Maddie.
	Maddie, okay.
	I am a lead operations processor for Wells Fargo.
	Alright, how old are you?
	26. Okay, and where are you from?
	Georgia.
	My family's from Laos.
	Wait, you work for Wells Fargo?
	Oh, we got to talk after this, bro.
	They're going to be trying me.
	Goddamn.
	I just work for them.
	You said you're a data analyst?
	Lead operations processor.
	Oh, my bad.
	Okay, lead operations manager.
	Let's see what happened to me about Fargo.
	20K gone, bro.
	Tell her about it.
	Yeah, customer service, right?
	No, she's lead operations manager, motherfucker.
	Get it right.
	Oh, well, manager.
	Talk to the manager today.
	Yeah.
	All right, go ahead.
	Tell them what you want to say.
	Oh, no, I can't say it on air.
	I got a scam, nigga.
	Remember?
	That bullshit?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yes, I remember.
	Okay.
	What part of Georgia are you from?
	Lawrenceville.
	Lawrenceville, Georgia.
	Where's that?
	Outside of Atlanta.
	Like a suburb of it?
	Smart.
	No wonder she likes niggas.
	Yeah, no wonder.
	No, it makes sense.
	Atlanta.
	Georgia.
	It's always the reason why.
	It's always the reason why.
	Yeah, man.
	Yeah, man.
	Let's go.
	BBC gang in the building.
	Nah, man.
	She tainted.
	Anyway.
	No blacks.
	I was raised in Charlotte, though.
	That doesn't help.
	That doesn't help at all.
	Yeah, I was about to say.
	You're cooked.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Sorry, buddy.
	High school?
	Mm-hmm.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	Are you parents together?
	No.
	Damn.
	Makes sense.
	I guess they didn't live a long time.
	What?
	Birth control for you?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I'll cross the fuck off.
	Alright.
	That's not what I said exactly, but we'll know better.
	Okay, what this thing you gotta say?
	I mean, with Greg, though.
	I mean, it depends.
	What about you?
	My name is Kiera.
	Okay.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you.
	How old are you?
	I'm 18. I turn 19 soon.
	Nice.
	Where are you from?
	Miami?
	No.
	I was born in Coral Springs, but I moved all over the place from Polk County, Marion County.
	Where are you from, Florida?
	What do you do for it?
	I'm a barista at Starbucks for Target.
	Still.
	You're 18. Highest education, high school?
	High school, yes.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Are your parents together?
	Remarried.
	How'd that happen?
	Can you apologize?
	No.
	Apologize?
	How'd they get back together?
	Did somebody apologize?
	Oh, no.
	Like, my mom, like, married.
	Oh, remarried, like, to other people?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	The way you phrased it, I thought you meant, like, they got remarried.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Okay.
	Birth of control for you?
	No.
	All right.
	And then what's your racial background?
	I'm black and white.
	Keep it simple.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Elizabeth.
	I'm 22, and I'm from Houston.
	I'm a braider and loctician and, like, hairstylist.
	Oh cool.
	Braider.
	Should be dealing with niggas.
	How about say?
	Yeah, Braider.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	And Houston?
	Shaniquas.
	Do you do it for mostly men or women?
	Mostly men, because they come more often, more frequently.
	Really?
	How much does it cost to get your hair braided?
	Because I know it's time-consuming, isn't it?
	Well, I'm pretty quick.
	I'm usually like an hour and a half to two hours, and I charge usually like $125 to $150.
	No, I mean, bro, that's fast.
	Yeah, that's like a wash, blow-dry, break.
	An hour and a half?
	Yeah, about an hour and a half.
	Oh, everything, okay.
	Yeah, that's everything, yeah.
	That's fast.
	You're not on Miami.
	I got your health customers, but you're not on Miami, so.
	Yeah.
	Well, I want to start traveling and being a hairstylist.
	That's like my next goal.
	And then I also, I paint, I make art, and I do logos.
	Oh, cool.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's fast, man, because whenever I've seen braiders, it takes them hours.
	Yeah, like four hours regular.
	No, my clients don't want to sit that long, neither do I. What if they got, like, super long hair, they want dreadlocks?
	How long does that take?
	Ooh.
	Well, I mean, long dreads don't really take long because it's already locked.
	Usually if they have really long dreads, like, it's the same as a regular retweets.
	It really depends on, like, how small the parts are.
	Could you give him locks?
	I don't think y'all would like how they look.
	It would be cute.
	I gotta ask this because people that have braids, you know, sometimes they're not the most cleanly of people.
	What's the worst story you got when you're dealing with...
	Oh, shit.
	So, I guess it wasn't like...
	I wasn't braiding their hair, but I had somebody pay me to detangle their hair.
	Okay.
	And so, I'm about to start doing it right, and I'm thinking I'm gonna take the hair tie out, hair's gonna come down.
	Was it a dude or a girl?
	It was a dude.
	Okay.
	And so...
	I'm looking for the hair tie.
	I'm looking for the hair tie.
	There was no hair tie.
	It was just on top of his head.
	And then, like, it was like a big wick.
	And it took, like, six hours to detain.
	I got paid, though.
	I got paid well.
	Six hours?
	Yeah, it took, like, six hours.
	He had, like, 30 inches.
	His hair was to his ass.
	Afterwards.
	I was so surprised.
	It was a horror story.
	It smelled bad.
	I had to wash his hair like five times.
	Yeah, it was like a wick.
	It was like a big wick.
	It was like, just imagine.
	And he was Mexican.
	What?
	It's just like a big ball.
	And he was adamant.
	He was like, no, I don't want to cut it.
	He was like, I want all my hair.
	Just brush it out.
	I'm going to pay you.
	Was he at least from Florida?
	I don't know where he was from, but it was bad in there.
	So how was his hair?
	Did he have in braids?
	No, it was just like...
	Like it looked like a palm tree.
	I'm trying to, you're not helping.
	I'm trying to imagine.
	And he had like wavy hair.
	I don't know, like, but I got untangled though.
	How much you got favorite at?
	I think I charged him like 500 and he gave me like weed and like hearts and stuff.
	I was like, yeah, keep it going, keep it going.
	Food, everything, yeah.
	I mean, for that, yeah.
	All day, I was there all day long.
	Did he get smashed too?
	No.
	Not with the clients, no.
	They tip without smashing.
	You don't have to do that.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single.
	Parents together?
	No, they're not.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	What's your racial background?
	My mom is black, Filipino, Native American, and my dad is Lithuanian, Polish, and Irish.
	How many parents you got?
	Very mixed background.
	Body count.
	Come on, don't lie.
	Wait, how are you again?
	22. Okay, body count?
	Why would I answer that?
	Damn, is that high?
	Wait, you have any kids?
	No.
	Okay.
	Is anyone here a mom?
	Alright.
	Alright, W. Chris.
	Alright.
	Yeah, of course I ain't bring no moms this time.
	Greg, did you have anything you want to ask the girls or anything?
	I am curious why almost no one's on birth control.
	Like, I thought majority of women would just automatically be on birth control.
	Like, 9 out of 10 women.
	Like, I just assumed it.
	Like, isn't that, like, super risky?
	Like, no matter what you're doing?
	It messes with your head.
	Like, it messes with your head.
	It messes with your emotions, with your diet, with your...
	Like, everything.
	It just, like, it throws your whole...
	Because I was on birth control when I was young for the same thing that she has, PCOS. And, like, it just had me, like...
	Spazzing out all the time.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	You know, it's interesting because we've been starting collecting data, what, for, well, since you had your little escapade, what, like, for six, seven months?
	Before that, yeah.
	We've been collecting, like, because we ask these questions, we got a guy, our guy Roman, he puts, like, all the data in.
	Like, all the girls we've interviewed, how many, what type of jobs they do, whatever.
	And, yo, Roman, if you don't mind doing me a favor, bro, like, you're probably watching right now, can you type in what percentage of girls are on birth control that we've interviewed?
	It's, like, less than 25%, man.
	Yeah.
	I wonder how that correlates to, like, Average society.
	Maybe the girls that are on the podcast are in a special type of age range.
	Or message me work.
	What I will say is I've noticed it's typically the higher educated and Caucasian women that are on the birth control.
	For me, just going off the top of my head from what I've noticed.
	Surprisingly, a lot less than I thought would be on it.
	Yeah, I would have thought it was like 90%.
	Yeah, the only time I've seen it is typically the more educated girls that have it.
	But we could definitely double check and have Roman look at the data.
	But Puerto Rican's never.
	That one is memorable.
	I was impressed.
	Alright, we got anything else, Greg, you want before we reach out?
	Well, we got, hold on.
	Greg, we know who you are, but they may not.
	Yeah, can you introduce yourself to the people?
	Coach Greg, a pro bodybuilder.
	I was a powerlifter.
	I basically react to people on the internet and give my opinion on what's going on in the fitness industry, and I have very opinionated comments.
	I'm either hated or liked, and I like it that way.
	Perfect.
	Today's Supportive Friday, but when Greg is ready, he'll ask questions as well.
	Yep, absolutely.
	Special guest.
	Okay.
	That's crazy.
	They photoshopped you on Kanye West.
	You know what, ladies?
	Since women today have a problem with their men asking them to cover up and stop dressing like whores, I got a new question for all of you.
	If your man asks you to show more skin and dress more revealing, would you do it?
	Not just at the clubs or yacht parties, but everywhere.
	Whether it's at a grocery store, the mall, a family function where there's kids and elderly people, or at the Grammys red carpet.
	Okay, so basically, are you ladies familiar with the Grammys red carpet, Kanye West with his wife?
	Yes.
	With the new dress?
	Would you be down to expose yourself if your guy told you, hey, I need you to dress provocatively wherever we go?
	We could start here, Ms. Virgin.
	Yeah, I would.
	You would for him?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't think so.
	I feel like I wouldn't be comfortable with that.
	Well, you're just provocative enough.
	Okay, never mind.
	All right, what about you?
	Wait, hold on.
	If Kanye West, you want to do it?
	If he's going to do it, then I'll do it.
	If he's paying you for it, though, how about that?
	Wait, you want him to wear a thong?
	Wait, what?
	If he's going to expose himself in that way, then okay, let's do it together.
	But if you're not comfortable doing that, why would I be comfortable?
	He's a man, though.
	Yeah, I don't think women are in the market to look at niggas' balls hanging out.
	Or titties.
	Yeah.
	Chess.
	Well, that's sexism for you.
	Yo, I swear you're single, nigga.
	Bronx, New York?
	Man, they don't play, man.
	But she was my Bronx?
	Bronx girls are the worst.
	Bronx girls are the worst, bro.
	Yeah, they are the worst pretty much.
	Chris, tell us about them.
	Alright, so your guy has to also go on the red carpet naked then.
	Yep.
	We do it together, baby.
	Interesting.
	So you want your guy to be equal to you?
	No.
	It's a matter...
	I'm not exposing...
	No.
	To answer your question, no.
	Alright, so you just won't do it.
	No.
	Okay, alright.
	You're just being sarcastic now.
	Alright.
	Oh, 17% is the number?
	Yeah.
	Alright, so our guy just got back to us.
	17% is the percentage of women that we've interviewed that are on birth control.
	Wow.
	Scary.
	Can you, Roma, can you tell us what the breakdown is of those girls at, like, education level and the race, if you can?
	I already have the whole Microsoft Word.
	Oh, yeah, you do?
	Okay.
	Sweet.
	See if we can, like, you know...
	Figure that out.
	The race of the girls, the majority, that's on birth control, education level, if you can.
	Who's up next?
	Go ahead.
	I am.
	At a family function, he would want me to dress like that.
	Let's just say public situation.
	Maybe not a family function, but other places.
	I had a girlfriend once back in the day, and I wanted her to dress way more provocative.
	I was like 22, she was 27, and she dressed like a 40-year-old.
	I'm like, come on.
	She's like, I'm a professional woman, I don't like showing.
	So she dressed like an old mom.
	I hated it.
	So that's the only time I've ever imagined in my lifetime having to do that.
	Typically, it's the opposite.
	It's the other way around, right?
	And mostly, it's like, when your girl's not with you, it's like, why are you advertising out of the bars without me?
	Yeah, the rules change when you're there with her, right?
	She can dress a little bit different.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	Would you go dress like that if your guy asked you, hey, man, I need you to wear a new dress at a red carpet in Los Angeles somewhere?
	If he wanted me to, cool.
	But not in a family function.
	Gotcha, gotcha.
	Alright, what about you?
	No.
	Just no.
	I wouldn't do it.
	Crikey!
	Yeah, we know you wouldn't do it.
	Hunter.
	What about you?
	Hunter.
	You wanna do it either?
	No.
	I feel like if I'm with somebody, I wanna be more conservative with my looks.
	So less conservative when you're single?
	I mean, not necessarily, but it's just like, you know, when it's like, I'd rather...
	Just be thinking about you.
	Bro, I knew they were going to make jokes on her, bro, so she looked like the crocodile on her, man.
	Hunter, I said Hunter.
	I told you, man.
	She wants to go to zoos.
	Steve Kroiky!
	Kroiky, Mike!
	I'm going to wrestle with some alligators, bro.
	Kroiky, you see how a dress?
	Yeah, man.
	Okay, what's...
	Also, guys, we need to like some, man.
	Yeah, what the hell?
	Listen, we got...
	I'm fucking watching only 1,000 likes?
	Well, yeah, like...
	Likes are free, man.
	Almost 7,000 unites are in here, bro.
	Like the goddamn video, man.
	We got...
	4800 on YouTube and then another 4800 on Rumble.
	Help us help you!
	The more exposure, better for you guys.
	More community.
	General Zod, ladies, would you date my...
	Oh, fuck, man.
	Would you date my friend?
	Jacob!
	Ladies, give it real.
	Actually, no, nah, fuck it.
	Keep it real.
	Would y'all get this as a guy a chance?
	Yeah.
	Would you?
	No, he just doesn't look like my type.
	What's your type?
	I mean, no, he just, like...
	No, keep it real.
	Like, trust me, he needs to help.
	I don't want to describe it.
	Call it what it is.
	He looks kind of, like, soft.
	Okay, it's giving soft.
	Yeah, like, especially the selfie.
	Like, it's just giving soft.
	It's giving soft, nigga.
	Pause.
	I need somebody who can protect me.
	Yeah.
	Rough style.
	Long-haired Mexican.
	What about you?
	No.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	I'm just not attractive.
	I'm not going to waste your time.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Yeah.
	Hunter.
	What about you?
	I feel like there's potential.
	I feel like there's potential.
	You ain't fucking him though.
	For what?
	Yeah, for a free dinner date.
	That's a potential.
	Is that what it is?
	No.
	There's potential.
	He needs to fix himself up, you know?
	Okay, what would you suggest he does?
	You know, like a different haircut that looks like a child's haircut.
	It's the mustache.
	Who said the mustache?
	It's the mustache.
	You don't like the mustache?
	It's the mustache.
	A tan.
	A tan.
	Go to the gym.
	A real tan, bro.
	Not the spray tan for a bodybuilding competition.
	Don't get it the other way around.
	Okay.
	Anything else you'd suggest?
	Once you hit those three points, everything else comes.
	Hair, mustache.
	What was the last one?
	Gym.
	Gym.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Uh, no.
	I agree with what she said.
	He looks soft.
	Like, he looks like he plays Fortnite all day.
	Yo!
	Take him again, cuck, nigga.
	Goddamn, this is delicious.
	Alright, pause.
	What?
	What about you?
	He destroyed this boy, man.
	No, did he?
	Alright, what about you?
	I say no.
	If he's listening, though, then I would suggest, like, look maxing.
	Like, really change up.
	Because the bass is good.
	What you know about look maxing?
	The lip school, the eye school, the eyebrows are good.
	What should I work?
	He's pretty straight.
	He just need to change up some stuff like the hair, the stache, the fit, looks ass, all of it.
	Wait, how do you know that word?
	Everyone knows that word.
	Yeah, I think everyone knows it.
	TikTok.
	Women typically don't say that word.
	Yeah, women typically want to watch our content.
	And Boz is right.
	The zoo has a lanyard on.
	I don't know why you have a lanyard for a picture.
	Take it off, nigga.
	Okay.
	What, you going to school?
	Yeah, he works.
	I know, take it off.
	Take a picture, man.
	Take it off.
	He has a good job.
	No, it's a profile picture, nigga.
	Take it off.
	Well, I will say this, though.
	It's his picture for his, I guess, work.
	Not like his actual profile picture for his actual Instagram.
	But to be fair, yeah, bro, you need to do some work.
	He just needs a better photo.
	I mean, come on.
	They roast each other all the time.
	Jacob, we need to find that dude and put his picture up.
	Thanks, bro.
	Jacob, give him a fair one.
	Same shit.
	Astrophysics says, big up to my FNF brothers.
	Stay relentless.
	Ladies, how long could you expect a guy to last if you have good and tight pee?
	Or what some of you girls say, Yanni.
	Yoni.
	Yeah, he means Yoni.
	So, ladies, how long should a man last, in your opinion?
	I think it just depends on their stamina.
	I don't think there's like a...
	For your satisfaction.
	Yeah.
	I guess like 30 minutes.
	No.
	Immediately.
	Okay.
	That's just bullshit.
	I don't want to.
	There's no idea.
	I don't want to.
	Women.
	No one actually times this.
	I've timed these events.
	It's not lasting 30 minutes.
	Greg.
	It's not.
	I'm old.
	I know it's not.
	Greg, you're not one of us.
	Us niggas can go for it.
	You say this.
	Time it next time.
	Bro, I have.
	Two hours last night?
	No.
	If she can handle it for two hours, she ain't no type E. She be sore.
	You know what it is, Greg?
	It's like when there's a connection, anything can happen.
	If she can't get off in 10 minutes, you're doing it.
	No, no, she does, but I keep going.
	If she's not satisfied, no.
	See, this is the white and black talk here.
	We're going to have to agree or disagree.
	There's no two hours.
	Now, maybe you went for 10 minutes, you relaxed for 20 minutes.
	No, there's no brakes on this train, nigga.
	We're going all the way.
	We'll move on.
	See, if Russ puts more effort into girls, you put more effort into the gym.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, it's a battle for me.
	Yeah, that's why this guy does chest every day.
	What?
	Hey, he didn't look at chest, though.
	Just saying.
	Okay, how long he got last?
	I don't know.
	Like, I don't know.
	What do you know?
	How to catch a crocodile.
	Ten minutes.
	I mean, shit's 18, so.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't know.
	Okay, well.
	When they figure it out.
	What about you?
	Fun fact about alligators, though.
	To open their mouth is much harder than closing.
	That's why the first thing they do when they jump on an alligator or a crocodile is they close the mouth because the muscles to open the mouth is significantly weaker than to close.
	So as long as you get your hands over it, you're good.
	But if they clamp down on you, you're cooked.
	That's why they tape them.
	I've been watching a lot of educational weird shit, man.
	You watch documentaries all the time?
	I watch a lot of animal documentaries and I watch historical shit.
	By yourself?
	And crime.
	Yeah, why not?
	Peculiar.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Another thing too, I found out, in every animal kingdom, men have to impress chicks.
	It's crazy.
	That's up hyenas.
	Peacocking, of course.
	Peacocking is universal across almost all the animal species.
	Yeah, it is.
	Whether it's birds, peacocks, whatever it is, niggas always got to flex to get pussy, man.
	It's crazy, bro.
	I don't know, man.
	Like Lambos.
	Can you imagine a Lambo with a line?
	A Lambo with a line?
	What?
	A Lambo line?
	What?
	A line with a Lambo.
	Chris, I don't know why you'd come out at me, bro.
	It's the canvas peak.
	But yeah, the point is that there's a lot of parallels to humans.
	But yeah, alligators, fun fact.
	If you can get your hands around the mouth...
	You're safe.
	But if they chop down on you, you're cooked.
	That's why they roll around.
	So when they bite you, one of the things they do is they roll.
	Oh, so you can't get away.
	To rip the meat off.
	Death roll.
	To rip the meat off.
	That's why if you do get bit by one, you gotta make sure they don't twist.
	Yeah, roll with them.
	Because they're trying to do this and then rip the meat off so you gotta roll with them.
	That ain't gonna happen, bro.
	That ain't gonna happen for the average person.
	Don't ask me how I know that shit, but yeah, just random stuff.
	That I know.
	You watch documentaries all the time.
	That is definitely random.
	You know the Snapple?
	Remember how they used to have fun fact on the back of the can?
	I know a bunch of weird random shit like that.
	You must be getting bored, huh?
	No, he loves documentaries all the time.
	Alright, man.
	You know what?
	That's good for intellectuals to learn more.
	See, I learned in real life.
	Fair.
	Alright, we'll move on.
	That's what Greg doesn't know about.
	My stamina Alright I'm calling out I don't want to know That shit bro No no I don't want to know That shit bro There's a difference between White and black people okay Understandably, nothing bad about white people.
	We got an upper hand.
	It's genetics, nigga!
	It's genetics!
	Come on, bro!
	You know what?
	I feel you.
	Thank you, Mo.
	Get him fresh.
	Shout out to you, Greg.
	How long you got last?
	Like a good 15-20 with Aretha.
	You said a reset ticket?
	Like a break, I guess.
	Halftime.
	Oh, she can't handle that.
	No.
	Yeah, you guys do a thing where you reset.
	We?
	The refractory period of 20 minutes.
	We?
	You mean them?
	Refractory period.
	Yo, Bills, Mo!
	It's a thing, is it not?
	Of course it's a thing.
	For normal guys, yeah, but we're not normal over here, right?
	Refractory period.
	Exactly.
	Facts, bro.
	That's a good one.
	I like that.
	I'm gonna drop that.
	Hey, I need a refractory period.
	Excuse me?
	What?
	It's a train going, bro.
	It's a recharge or reload.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's great.
	Am I the only one?
	What?
	No.
	Yeah, bro, yeah.
	But hey, I've been telling you this and you waste too much time with bitches, man.
	I've been told you this shit.
	You don't care, bro.
	It's like, oh, I'm gonna smash for seven hours.
	Bro, that's not the flex.
	It's the fresh man.
	Whoever comes first wins.
	Yeah.
	This is how it is.
	Yes!
	It's a race!
	Yo, you fucking race, man!
	It's a marathon!
	It's a marathon!
	See, I need a legacy, bro.
	I don't need a race, okay?
	Legacy What the fuck What do you need?
	Legacy Don't forget me bro Never forget me Fuck as many girls as you can What?
	What?
	So fuck as many girls as you can Chris you're a bad person bro I'm just saying Like you know Seven hours for one girl Fuck three girls for seven hours man You got it A legacy So you got chlamydia nigga Hey listen I'm clean man Somebody mentioned toilet I would say between like Five and ten minutes Or probably under 10 minutes.
	No, this is legit.
	She probably timed this.
	This is actually realistic.
	She's honest and truthful.
	Yeah, I mean, I feel like if guys really like it, they're not supposed to last that long.
	I believe the average is like two minutes and something.
	The average man.
	That's how long the man has sex before he has an orgasm.
	From penetration to ending.
	And so ten minutes, you're doing real good.
	Ten minutes is solid.
	Have you heard girls complain about guys ever?
	Like, oh, it was so quick.
	I didn't experience anything.
	I didn't even call myself.
	And then they wonder why they get ghosted.
	Have I personally ever heard girls complain about guys to me?
	Girls complain about their men to me all the time.
	Five to seven minutes.
	Okay.
	Five to seven minutes is the average time, Mo?
	Yes.
	According to Google.
	So in order to not be average, you go way beyond that.
	So you're not average.
	About seven hours though?
	I didn't say seven hours.
	He said seven hours.
	Do you know how many people exaggerate how long they have sex for?
	Five to seven minutes is how much people report.
	They haven't timed it.
	They ain't last than five to seven.
	That ain't no average.
	I just spent facts.
	All right, Fresh.
	See, this is why- Hey, man, I kinda wanna get it over with too, man.
	Like, hey, man.
	Hell, man.
	I just spent a lot of energy talking to this girl.
	Like, I'm like, here, nigga, I gotta put energy in that.
	But I was kissing a guy and I think he came.
	Yeah, he could.
	You what?!
	I'm like 90% sure.
	Bro, you lie, bro.
	I'm like 90% sure.
	I'm 100% sure he did.
	If you think he did, he did.
	I mean, his pants...
	Hey, how you cream your pants from kissing a girl?
	That's weird, man.
	Well, actually, no.
	Because in Barbados, we do a dance called whining.
	It's like, you dance with a girl from behind.
	Yeah, but she's not grinding, though.
	She's not grinding.
	She's kissing.
	Damn!
	Oh, you know what it is?
	She's probably jacking off shield kissing.
	That's what it is.
	We're on the beach.
	I think she would have known that.
	I don't know, it's hard for her to see.
	You're right, you're right, you're right.
	I can't see, but we're on the beach, so I think that's illegal, right?
	Kissing on the beach, yeah.
	Unless it's Dubai.
	No, I meant jacking off on the beach.
	Probably not.
	You wouldn't know, man.
	Alright, awesome.
	What's up next?
	Hey guys, we got new limits.
	We got what?
	Yeah, we got a little over 10,000 of you guys in here right now.
	So, guys, do me a favor.
	We're going to go...
	What is it?
	30?
	Castle Club, 30. Rumble, 50. Yeah.
	So, big up to my FNF brothers.
	Stay relentless.
	These chats came in from before, so I'm just reading them.
	Ladies.
	What does it say?
	Okay, ladies, how long could you expect a guy to last if you have a good type?
	The next one.
	Ladies, why do girls become religious after their 304 phase is over?
	After they...
	I feel like it's because they feel ashamed with themselves.
	And they want to, um, how do I explain it?
	They want to give themselves that reassurance that they can be better with themselves after being promiscuous for a long amount of time.
	Okay.
	And that's how, like, that's the road they decide to take.
	Is anyone here like that now?
	Religious?
	Yeah.
	Anyone at all?
	I'm religious.
	I got a purity right now.
	So, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I am.
	I'm a Christian.
	Wait, wait.
	You're a Christian?
	You too?
	Wait, hold on.
	Are you Christian?
	I'm sober.
	Hold on, hold on.
	How long have you been Christian?
	My whole life.
	But I found God on my own when I was like 14. And that's when I put a purity ring on when I was 16. Wait, so niggas could eat you out?
	Wait, let me get this straight.
	I mean, it didn't say.
	I googled it before we did it.
	It was my boyfriend.
	And I was like, are you sure?
	This isn't like, I googled it, Google said it was straight, so I said, Google said it was straight?
	What about God's Word of the Bible?
	What about ChatGBT?
	They said it was straight, so I did what I wanted to do as a teenager.
	Some virgins, though, will be like, I'm into anal, but you can't put it there.
	Literally, I've seen it more than once.
	I agree.
	How many guys have been in that end?
	In what hole, is the question.
	That's safe.
	Alright, what's the next one?
	Oh, time release says, can we get the girls that believe in soulmates to raise their hands real quick?
	One, two, three, four.
	Not you two?
	What?
	The Christians?
	Okay, to the girls with their hands up, I'd like you to understand that as we speak, there's a woman out there making a fool of your man wasting his time, and that's why also you shouldn't be using a man you're not serious about.
	Do you get it?
	Y'all get it?
	Statistically speaking, there's no way you're going to meet your soulmate.
	Statistically.
	So if you do believe there's a soulmate, there's 20,000 of them on the earth?
	100%.
	A soulmate could also be your friend.
	Yeah.
	But we mean like actual partner, though.
	And to be honest, you mentioned before you hit the love of your life, right?
	Your love of your life?
	Where's he now?
	I was gaslighting.
	Gaslighting?
	But that's the point, though.
	Your soulmate is whoever you choose it to be.
	There's no one soulmate.
	Ta-da!
	Yes.
	Yeah, there's not one.
	You can have multiple.
	That's why I said it could be a friend.
	It could be a family member.
	No, but dating-wise.
	Dating-wise.
	Intimate.
	Yeah, there could be more than one.
	Over a period of time.
	50% of marriages end in divorce.
	Everyone thinks, oh, it's my soulmate.
	And then they get divorced, and then six months later, they're in love with somebody else, and so they're on their second soulmate.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	Fair enough.
	Alright, what do we got?
	Gaz says, ladies, what can you bring to your ideal guy that he can't outsource?
	P.S. Myrna Fresh, we love and support you guys no matter what, but can you keep that oversized wrecking ball in line when it comes to chats, please?
	Oh, he means Moe.
	No, I think he's talking about Chris because we didn't read the ones before.
	They're not happy about that.
	They think I'm the one that makes those decisions.
	Oh.
	Okay, well, we'll handle the question.
	Yeah, obviously, guys, you know, as the show goes on and stuff like that, we have to increase it so that we can, you know, make sure that we, you know, keep the things progressing.
	What's up next?
	So he wants to know what he brings to the table for the ideal guy.
	I mean, you want to run around the table on that?
	Nah, let's go.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it's a very basic question.
	Come on, nigga, you guys have been watching us for almost five years asking this shit.
	Was it 2021?
	Same shit, bro.
	All right.
	Can we get the girls that believe in...
	No.
	Next one?
	We read that one, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, and then, Mo, we got the clip ready?
	We got a clip we're going to react to with the whole Christian thing.
	You put in the thing?
	Okay.
	Here's a spin-a-roo.
	Ladies, name three cities that are not in the United States of America.
	W. Yadolfe, W. Brainpower.
	Bro, that's not gonna...
	Three cities that are not in the...
	That are not in the USA. No, nigga.
	What the fuck?
	You know what?
	That's too hard, bro.
	Name three countries, man.
	There you go.
	Tokyo.
	Wait, who went first?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	We'll start here.
	Three countries.
	Go ahead.
	Wait, no.
	I was joking.
	Okay, so just real quick, ladies.
	You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
	Also, you can't repeat whatever she said as it goes along.
	Or where you're from, too.
	So don't name your, oh, I'm from this.
	Don't name that country.
	Don't worry, you got 100 plus countries to choose from.
	190, bro.
	190 plus.
	I already went.
	No, say it again.
	No, no.
	We didn't hear you.
	Yeah, I only heard Tokyo.
	Great countries.
	Go ahead.
	Tokyo.
	Okay.
	Two more?
	Two more.
	Great Britain?
	Mm-hmm.
	All right.
	One more.
	Okay, cool.
	I've got to really think about this.
	One more.
	I'm not into, like, that stuff, so...
	The Earth?
	Yeah.
	One more.
	You got this.
	Planet Earth?
	I'm really not into that.
	One more.
	But you live on Earth, though.
	What are you talking about?
	Don't look at them.
	10 hours later.
	Name one that starts with an A.
	Big soccer.
	Oh, Sydney.
	Australia.
	Alright.
	Thank you.
	Alright.
	Tokyo!
	Tokyo!
	What about you?
	Nice try, though.
	Three countries?
	Peru, Chile, and Guatemala.
	I'm prepared now.
	It's my third time on the show.
	What about you?
	China, Jamaica, Thailand.
	All right.
	Let's do Africa.
	All right.
	Let's do Antarctica.
	All right.
	One more.
	Just name three continents.
	What the fuck?
	Yo, I'm not gonna hold you.
	That's the big part of fucking too many niggas.
	You end up dumb like that.
	Yeah.
	Nigeria.
	Lead ops manager my ass, bro.
	Yo.
	Lead L manager.
	Come on, bro.
	That was messed up, man.
	Africa?
	Worked for Wells Fargo, but she didn't do well in geometry.
	Goddamn.
	I'm sorry.
	Geography.
	Geography.
	She was Asian, my bad.
	I thought she should be good at math.
	Nah.
	What about you?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, man.
	Yo, I've been saying it for a minute, bro.
	These are the Southeast Asians, man.
	They're the lower tiers, man.
	Oh, my God.
	The Japanese and the Chinese, man.
	They're so cool, though.
	Laos and Filipinos, they're bottom tier, man.
	Hey.
	Huh?
	What?
	Because you got a Filipino right here.
	Oh.
	Sorry to hear that, man.
	It's fucked up.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, true, man.
	Hey, man.
	Bro, it's the Koreans, Chinese, and Japanese, man.
	Top tier, man.
	Hey, man.
	You South Pacific niggas are lost.
	Stop out here.
	Anyway.
	Shout out to the Filipinos.
	Shout out to the Southeast Asians.
	I don't know if I'm going to say this right, but Guacamala?
	Someone said that.
	Guacamala?
	Guacamala!
	Dominican Republic.
	All right.
	Some more?
	Hungary.
	Okay.
	And...
	Turkey.
	Someone said Turkey.
	All right.
	All right.
	Dark food, man.
	You hungry is welcome.
	We really made it, but okay.
	All right, what about you?
	Yemen, Ethiopia, and Iran.
	Okay.
	She ran all right.
	Aloha!
	Wow.
	I study politics.
	Oh, you do?
	Oh, okay.
	Who'd you vote for in the last election?
	That's the real question.
	Trump, for sure.
	Okay, she's one of us.
	Why'd you vote for Trump?
	I like his ideas.
	A lot of people don't like the way he talks, but it distracts people from...
	What's your favorite idea of his?
	Getting rid of income tax is pretty interesting and replacing it with tariffs.
	I think that could be good if he does it right.
	Did anybody else vote in the last election?
	You are fake news.
	She don't want to say it.
	Yeah, I was going to say, Ms. Liles, you voted, didn't you?
	It was for Trump.
	Oh, you voted for Trump too?
	Why are you scared to say it?
	Good stuff, man.
	Why are you scared to say it?
	He won.
	Work politics, you know.
	Wrong.
	I guess they're a bunch of liberals over at Wells Fargo.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They all voted for Kamala.
	Niggas is mad.
	I get it.
	This is corporate, so I get it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Fair enough.
	We'll give us some slack.
	All right, fine, fine.
	We won't make fun of you too much.
	Wait, did you vote Miss Puerto Rico or no?
	No.
	All right.
	Damn, she don't vote?
	She don't fuck?
	Damn.
	What was that, Chris?
	She don't vote?
	She don't fuck?
	And she's from the Bronx.
	From the Bronx?
	That's crazy, bro.
	Nah, she be fighting niggas, bro.
	I already know.
	I believe him.
	She's smiling over there?
	You live in Miami now or are you just visiting?
	I just landed today.
	Yeah, she flew in today.
	Oh, so you're just visiting then?
	You don't live here?
	No.
	My sister lives here and other family members.
	Gotcha, gotcha.
	Okay.
	It's cold in New York right now.
	Freezing.
	I'm here.
	Here's a spin-a-roo.
	Oh no, I read that one.
	How much would I have to make monthly to live in Miami with my cousins so we can improve game and frame while in hard mode?
	Bro, honestly...
	How much do you think?
	It depends on...
	Split together?
	Yeah.
	Both of them?
	I'm assuming they want to live here in, like, Miami, Miami.
	Like, the city.
	Not Kendall or some shit.
	10k each, minimum.
	But if you want to live outside, you could do 5k each.
	But, yeah, that's...
	You think each of them need to make 10k a month?
	Because rent is going to be 4 or 5k.
	Off-rep.
	3k, maybe.
	Then you go out and buy groceries.
	Pave a cart.
	It's going to add up, bro.
	It depends on how they're going to...
	Because you guys are trying to get out there.
	It looks like you guys are trying to come here and get some bitches, so...
	I would say being broke over here is not a good thing, though.
	Yeah.
	Trying to find bitches.
	Yeah.
	Trust me, I did it before.
	Yeah.
	And the price has only gone up because all the New Yorkers moved here.
	Yeah.
	The New Yorkers.
	I would say if you're going to live in an actual city, you want to live in a Brickle or a Midtown or whatever, you want to make at least $10K a month, bro.
	And then you guys can go in and split rent.
	But yeah, you're going to need at least...
	You know what's crazy, though?
	If you live in Wynwood, like outside of Wynwood, like Little River, those spots, you could kind of get a cheeky spot.
	But then they'll be in the hood.
	Nah, I mean, not really.
	It's getting better, though, but yeah.
	They'll be in the hood, though.
	Yeah, you'll be in the hood.
	You take one wrong turn and...
	You call Wynwood the hood, but not Pompano.
	You got Shank.
	Oh, yeah, Pompano's...
	Well, he don't want to live in Pompano.
	They want to be in Miami, bro.
	Nobody wants to be in Pompano.
	Alright, what do we got next?
	Ladies, if you woke up in your dream home next to your dream man and last night was the first time you hooked up with him, what are you doing from that moment on to make sure you keep him?
	That's a very good one.
	Wait, what?
	So, I think the first part's gonna mess up a little bit, but the last part's pretty good.
	So, your dream man, how'd you maintain him, basically?
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah, because other shit is...
	I don't know what he said there, bro.
	Bro, you guys gotta make this shit simple, bro.
	That's a riddle.
	Yeah.
	Go ahead, Fresh.
	So, ladies, if you don't mind, your dream man, you met him?
	You're with him.
	How do you maintain this relationship to make it last?
	I feel like maintaining myself and my looks, continuing to look good for him and take care of him and just getting to know what he needs, catering to him.
	I feel like that's the best way to keep somebody.
	I agree.
	You got the video, by the way?
	Humble and kind.
	After this question, let's have a minute.
	Does it?
	Humble or kind?
	And just stay myself.
	Damn, man.
	And listen and, you know, like, all the...
	Quality used to be a wife, but like just stay humble and kind.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Let's say pure intentions.
	Yeah.
	Pay attention?
	No, pure intentions.
	Pure intentions.
	Okay, so from the heart.
	Like what though?
	Yeah, can you give us an example of that?
	Definitely what she said.
	Basically like catering to him, getting to him what his likes, dislikes are.
	So you see why I want multiple wives now, bro?
	They all bring the same thing, man.
	Bro, that's why you gotta have, like, three wives, bro.
	Snooze Fest.
	What did you say, Chris?
	Snooze Fest?
	Snooze Fest, bro.
	It was, like, humble and kind.
	It's like, alright, well, shit, that's boring as fuck.
	Well, one good thing is getting to know your man better having what he likes.
	That was a good thing.
	I'll go to Puerto Rico now.
	She bought a cook.
	Watch this.
	Stab that nigga once a month.
	Yeah, do nothing.
	You gotta impress me.
	Let him know.
	Keep him.
	No, he gotta keep me.
	Yes.
	Keep me, nigga.
	Yes.
	Is that what it is?
	Yes.
	Bro, we're cooked, man.
	No, I would say being genuine, like they said, of pure intentions, catering to them, and also, if that's my dream man, he'll be doing the same for me.
	It's all about you, huh?
	It's all about you.
	But if we're together, then it's about us, so it is about me.
	Alright.
	Well, the thing is, you want the man to meet your lifestyle, right?
	And be with you.
	So, obviously, it's about him first, then you.
	Well, let me ask her this question.
	You paying the bills?
	To kind of gauge.
	Who do you think should like each other more for a relationship to last?
	Do you think the man should like the woman more or the woman likes the man more?
	Which way do you think?
	The man should like the woman more.
	No.
	Immediately, no.
	The opposite.
	Without question.
	Go ahead, Greg.
	Tell her why you disagree with her.
	If a man likes you too much, you're going to be on a pedestal and you're going to expect this.
	He's going to be simping for you.
	You're going to get bored of him.
	He's going to change to be whatever you want.
	You're going to get sick of that.
	It's not going to work.
	A man, to keep a woman, has to stay exactly the way he is and tell the woman how she should be.
	Okay.
	Should the woman like him more than he likes her?
	Definitely.
	If a woman will say, I want to change you, let's say the guy's into drugs, gambling, whatever, and you're like, I'm going to change this man.
	As soon as he changes to be what you want, you're going to lose interest.
	So you need, as men, you need to be in your frame, keep doing what you're doing, and let the woman enter your life and kind of fit in with your lifestyle.
	If not, it's not going to work.
	Good point.
	There's a chance it'll work, but like...
	That's what you're looking for.
	Dropping gems, man.
	That's true, man.
	Hey, man.
	This is live.
	It's straight.
	It's all him.
	He's all just like you, but white.
	Yeah, I mean, bro, when we were at the Jubilee thing, he was just saying that he was a lot nicer.
	He was saying the same shit as me, but he was a lot more punctual.
	According to Twitter, Myron's white, too.
	Yeah, they say I'm white.
	According to Twitter.
	But you know what's crazy?
	It's common sense.
	The serious thing, it's not common sense.
	For us, it is.
	For us, it is.
	For most guys, they believe into, oh, I need to like the girl more than she likes me.
	And I think...
	Do you have anything you want to say back to him?
	Come on, Bronx.
	That's it, Hart?
	Hart, okay.
	I mean, she knows, man.
	Okay, how many of you guys think that the man should like the girl more in a relationship?
	Who agrees with her?
	You think so, too?
	You agree with that?
	Anybody else agree with that?
	Okay.
	What makes you guys think that the man should like the girl more?
	Why?
	Okay, so I answered both questions.
	So for the dream girl, dream guy thing, as long as you're his dream girl, he's going to step up, right?
	So that's how I'll keep him.
	Just continue being his dream girl because why would he want to leave his dream girl, right?
	So if I'm his dream girl, he's going to have to like me a little bit more.
	See, it's gonna work out in your situation because you're waiting for marriage.
	That guy has to like you way more because if he's not getting sex, he must be all into you.
	Okay, I'm not really waiting for marriage.
	I'm waiting for a time older.
	You said you was waiting for marriage.
	You're waiting for home.
	Because I'm waiting for a time older.
	This is the issue with Christian girls, right?
	They believe what they believe and not the Bible.
	No, no, no.
	Not true.
	Not true.
	This ring just means stay pure.
	That's what it means to me.
	From my experience, if a girl isn't giving it up by the fourth date, it ain't happening.
	So once you meet this dream man and you wake up in the dream home and it's the fourth date, you're doing something or he's going to leave and you're going to be like, I just want him so bad because he is my man and you're going to do it.
	What about you?
	Why do you think the girl needs to, or excuse me, why the man needs to like to grow more in your opinion?
	I think that because the man is going to take care of you.
	When I have kids, I don't want to have to work.
	I want to be a stay-at-home mom.
	I feel like you have to like me more because you're going to take care of me.
	But I don't think it necessarily has to be shown in simping or done too much.
	I think you should still be able to hold your emotions back, but knowing that you love me and you want to take care of me.
	Let me ask you ladies this then.
	Who do you think gets bored in relationships faster, men or women?
	I think women.
	Yeah, women.
	Would it be fair to say all across, you guys agree that women get bored in relationships faster?
	Fair.
	Would it be fair to say that women initiate most breakups?
	Yeah, 100%.
	Yeah.
	70% of divorces are initiated by women and 90% by highly educated women.
	Like, my girlfriend here is an eye surgeon.
	90% chance that if we got married that she's going to be like, I'm bored of this guy.
	Damn.
	90%.
	Very high.
	The more educated, the more likely they are to leave, which is true.
	Amen.
	Don't get married.
	You didn't hear that from me.
	Is she going to stab you?
	In my eye!
	In my eye!
	In your eye, too, nigga.
	Is she going to do no surgery?
	Oh, no!
	I'm cooked.
	So, okay, so you guys all agree, and you guys are actually right, that women are more likely to get bored and they're more likely to end in relationships, right?
	So, if we know that women are more likely to end relationships and they're more likely to get bored in a relationship, wouldn't it make sense that the girl to stay entertained in a relationship needs to like the guy more?
	Okay.
	How did you come to that?
	Because if I'm gonna get bored, then you need to do something.
	Do some flips or something.
	Keep my attention.
	Is he a monkey?
	Yeah.
	Most likely.
	It's a nigga.
	I'm just kidding.
	That's actually kind of funny.
	That'd be racism.
	But if you liked him more, you wouldn't want to leave him because you'd be so into him because he's six foot two and he's so rich and so hot.
	She's a comedian.
	You're so into this guy.
	You won't want to leave him.
	Okay.
	I like you way more, right?
	There's so many beautiful women in this world.
	If it's my dream guy, it's going to be 90% women like my dream guy, right?
	That means there's so many beautiful women that want the same man I do.
	He has to like me more.
	High value man, for sure.
	Exactly.
	There's not that many good men.
	I'm sorry.
	But hold on.
	Okay, okay.
	I see the angle.
	You see where I'm going.
	No, no, no.
	So you're coming from the angle of like, look, he needs to like me more to prevent infidelity.
	Correct?
	Exactly.
	That's your concern?
	Here's the thing, though.
	A man committing being...
	You know, committing infidelity and cheating on you, it's not the same as him providing for another woman and loving her.
	Does that make sense?
	So, like, we're capable of, like, stepping out the relationship, have sex with another girl, and come back to a girl like nothing happened.
	So, though I see your gripe, like, hey, he needs to like me so I ensure he doesn't cheat on me, that's actually not that big of a issue as you think it is.
	But if you step out and cheat, then it's definitely over.
	Because women check out mentally when they cheat.
	Men don't check out mentally for the relationship when they cheat.
	We just want some new pussy.
	But with you guys, it's like, since sex is so emotional for you guys, so this is why I say I think women need to like their guy more because you guys are the ones that are emotionally charged and you guys are the ones that are likely to leave the relationship and more likely to get bored.
	So in order for you to stay excited, you need to know that you need to stay on your toes to be with that guy.
	Like, men, we don't leave girls.
	If she's a good chick, we rarely leave.
	It's the women that leave.
	So it's you guys that need to be in the...
	Admire her position.
	Can I say something though?
	You might not leave, but the treatment changed.
	That's why you have to like me more.
	Because yes, you're still here, but you're not bringing me flowers anymore.
	You're not taking me on dates.
	You're gone.
	So that's why women are quick to move.
	Well, this is why you have to be smart and make sure you have a guy that's a provider.
	See, because here's a problem, right?
	When you go with a guy that's like 50-50, right?
	Let's say you guys are 50-50.
	Early on, flowers romanticize you, etc.
	But you guys split everything half and half.
	The dopamine is going to wear off.
	This is why it's so important for women to have a provider because when you have a provider, you don't need dates, you don't need flowers.
	You don't work.
	You're just chilling.
	Do you get what I'm saying?
	I'm a little young for that convo, but I guess, sure.
	But I just don't think that if a man likes you less, you like him more.
	There's so many women around and there's so many different things going on.
	He's going to still be there, but the way he treats you is going to change.
	Yeah, but you're missing the point that you're the main girl.
	I don't think you understand.
	Okay, look.
	And it's hard for women to understand this concept because you guys, like, for you guys, if you're fucking someone, that's him, right?
	It should be him.
	With us, it's not like that.
	What is it?
	Like sugar baby or something?
	No, you know what?
	Let's go through it.
	How many bags do you have?
	Like purses?
	Yeah.
	Seven.
	You have seven?
	Yeah.
	Do you have a favorite?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But you still have other bags, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, would you get other purses if you could?
	Yeah.
	But you have your favorite, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, that's how men look at women.
	Yeah, I know you don't like to hear that, but I'm giving you something so you can understand.
	Like, that's how we look at you guys.
	Like, it's a purse.
	That is bad.
	We are not build a girl, we are not buy a girl.
	That's bad.
	I appreciate you for keeping it real, though.
	Listen, you do know right now that y'all can't keep a man.
	Men are gonna cheat anyway.
	So, pick the best one.
	Yes, and that's bad.
	The world is bad.
	It's bad for you.
	Let a woman cheat.
	The world is over.
	No, we got a new girl.
	Well, first of all, you cheat, you're gone.
	So, I mean, your world is over.
	Right, exactly.
	The world is over, but the woman stays.
	There's some sims that would stay, though.
	The woman gotta stay.
	Yeah.
	That's true.
	Some sims that are not high-value men.
	They can't get any better.
	They'll just let them...
	They'll be cucks, whatever.
	But, like, the normal guys can be like, yeah, no.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, um, so...
	Okay, so you said it...
	So you disliked the fact that when a woman cheats, it's problematic versus with the man?
	Is that what you're...
	Okay.
	And not just cheating.
	A woman can do anything that the man would dislike, and we have a problem for the next year.
	Okay, let's go through this.
	Who's pickier, men or women?
	Men.
	That's true, low-key.
	What?
	When you think about the...
	Men are pickier than women?
	I feel like it's women.
	You really think so?
	I don't think so.
	Okay, what do men want in a relationship versus what do women want in a relationship?
	I mean, when you put it that way, men are very simple, straight to the point.
	Okay, that's my point.
	So women are more selective, correct?
	I guess.
	Okay, so since women are more selective, they have more requirements.
	We literally have more requirements, yeah.
	Right?
	Okay, so since women have more requirements, wouldn't it be fair to say that each requirement has less weight since there's more?
	If you've got to add up to 100, you have 10 requirements.
	Maybe one is 20%, another one's 5%, another one's 3%.
	Every girl's different, but you guys have more requirements, which means each one doesn't have as much percentage.
	Fair?
	Okay.
	Men, we have less requirements, right?
	So I want to be fair to say, since we have less requirements, each one weighs more?
	Okay.
	That's cheating for us.
	If you cheat, that's like 90% of the equation, because we don't ask you guys for much.
	We really don't.
	Be pretty, don't be a whore.
	It's not that much.
	And don't smell.
	Some niggas don't even care about that.
	I would argue if I lined up 100 dudes, the number one priority for them is my girl's not a slut.
	The number one priority.
	So, I see what you're saying.
	Oh, well, you know, men are gonna cheat or whatever, but like, at the end of the day, I mean, when you cheat, the reason why it's so bad is because you're not designed to cheat.
	You can only have one baby a year.
	Which means you're supposed to protect your egg for the best man.
	You're not designed to be a slut.
	That's why a woman's vagina stinks if she's promiscuous.
	There's punishments by God for you being a 304. You know what I mean?
	Of course there's punishments to men too, but men are more able to be promiscuous without real consequences.
	Versus for you guys, it's dire.
	It's only in the modern age with birth control and all these other advents that women have been able to be promiscuous without consequence.
	But the reality is that biology still sticks to the mindset.
	So, I don't know.
	Well, I do know.
	There's a reason why promiscuity for women has never been accepted.
	Any culture you look at, any religion you look at, has never been accepted.
	Because you guys aren't designed to be hoes.
	This is true.
	So that's why you get punished when you cheat on a guy.
	That's why.
	You don't like it because it's not fair, but...
	Yeah, so basically it's like, cheating is bad, but it's worse when a woman does it than a man.
	It's worse.
	And a lot of women are like, no, it's equal.
	It's the same thing.
	It's not the same thing.
	Just because it's equal doesn't mean it's fair.
	Good point.
	Yeah, because I've noticed that you've used a lot of, like, egalitarian arguments, which I'm not surprised you live in New York City, which is super woke and liberal.
	But I find it interesting because, like, the most liberal of women want a guy that's, like, masculine, dominant, assertive, be a provider, be a protector.
	Well, that's sexist.
	Because you used the term sexist earlier.
	But sexism is reality.
	And women want sexist.
	Because if you didn't want a sexist, I'll tell you, let's split everything down the middle, we can exchange handbags, I wear your clothes sometimes, you wear my clothes, but you don't want that, do you?
	I just feel like there's certain levels to these things, and there's certain, like, you know, extents that you go to with it.
	See, there's a problem with feminism, is that you guys want sexism when it benefits you, but you don't want it in other regards.
	So in other words, like, you want to be treated like a lady, you want chivalry, you want a provider or protector, but then if he tells you, hey, act like a lady, you get mad and say, no, fuck that.
	No.
	But that's the liberal mindset.
	That's how a lot of women move.
	In the Northeast, there are women that tend to lean more left or have equality beliefs like you do.
	But I genuinely don't think men and women are equal at all.
	I think men are superior to women in everything.
	Being honest.
	I appreciate your honesty.
	How are women superior to men in any way?
	That's a great answer, by the way.
	What do you think women are superior to men in?
	In your opinion.
	Go ahead.
	I'm not saying that we're superior.
	It's just there's things that you guys can do that we can't do.
	There's things that we can do that you could never do.
	Such as?
	Such as, like you said, have a kid.
	Okay, but when I say superior, what I'm saying is that in the realm where we compete, where a man can do what you're doing, we're better than you guys in everything.
	We shouldn't be competing.
	I think ultra-endurance long events, like I'm talking about weeks of walking, women are designed to be able to have more endurance the long haul.
	They have a higher body fat percentage, and so if it was let's walk for a month, a woman would perhaps win.
	Perhaps.
	We'd have so much space on her, she wouldn't want to catch up from the beginning.
	But no, what I'm saying is when I say men are superior, I say that kind of as a joke, but I do mean like if we were to like...
	Compare apples to apples, right?
	Put a woman competitor to a man in every realm.
	We beat you guys in almost everything.
	Because a lot of women say, oh, well, we can have babies.
	Well, we can't do that.
	So we need to actually have a real thing and compare apples to apples.
	Anything where a man is doing what a woman is doing, we beat you guys in.
	Being a chef.
	Best chefs for men.
	Sorry, not sorry.
	Your food sucks.
	Puerto Ricans.
	I know.
	Women are more flexible, I think.
	Perhaps more flexible.
	I would give you that.
	I don't flex at all.
	Only on Instagram.
	Let's go.
	Greg, do you have anything you want to add before we go back to the chats?
	No.
	The video.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is for Miss Christian Girl right here, actually.
	Let's play this video.
	This comes from...
	Do you want to give us a background on this real quick?
	This is for you.
	You don't know the background?
	Okay, that's fine.
	So this girl, Nala Fitness, this is a girl that has been on the Whatever Podcast multiple times.
	She's the red-haired thot.
	She changed her hair to, I think, blonde now.
	And she married a Christian TikToker?
	Yes.
	A big Christian TikToker?
	And this is, I guess, a video of her from a month ago, apparently.
	And she's still doing some thottery.
	So let's run the video real quick.
	And I got some stills as well from this video from my Twitter, if we could show up, Mo.
	Go on, Bills.
	We got it.
	Fly me to the moon!
	Fly me to the moon!
	If you want to.
	Alright, that's fine then.
	That's fine, bro.
	Alright, well either way, yeah.
	See how she's like...
	Bro, like Bryce said, she had no ass.
	Yeah, see, bro, still being a thot, man!
	She's supposed to be Christian?
	Yeah.
	Bro, she's, man.
	If she's Christian, I'm sober.
	And I'm anorexic.
	What the fuck is this?
	It's like a cooking video.
	Oh, it's just a dog.
	A dog might be on the couch.
	Yeah, she did.
	She knew what she was doing with that one.
	Did you really need to fucking...
	Yeah, that was over time.
	Like a porn star intro.
	And that's like...
	And I think I got some stills from this video from my Twitter.
	And I basically said that she fooled all y'all niggas.
	Can we show it real quick?
	Yeah, she's like...
	But yeah, this is a girl.
	She had been on a couple of podcasts.
	She goes ahead.
	She's a porn star.
	Full on porn star.
	I think it's like...
	I'll finish something like that.
	She...
	She says, oh, I'm done.
	She gets baptized and, like, does a whole fucking career pivot.
	Starts selling clothes.
	Gets married to this, like, Christian simp.
	And now she's doing this shit.
	But, bro, I think that she's going to get back on the wheel.
	At some point, what I've noticed with these porn stories, they always go back to the sex work because that level of money, it's very difficult to replicate doing anything else.
	And, like, she's made millions from it.
	And then she did an interview with simp-ass Michael Knowles from the Israeli Wire.
	And, you know, they just, like...
	She was over here saying, oh yeah, I've changed, but it's like, have you really?
	No skills at all.
	And she's at 20 what?
	I don't know her exact age, but Pearl called it that she was going to go back and be a thot.
	Do we have the stills?
	It's on my Twitter.
	Just scroll through and you'll see it.
	I just saw it.
	You got it?
	In the modern world, Christianity is looked at as a religion that's played with because people come into it and say, oh, I'm Christian and then do partying at night.
	I admit on camera, I'm not a Christian.
	I don't follow tenements that God put out for me.
	I just do dumb shit.
	However, say you're a Christian and they get eaten out.
	Kiss niggas.
	They're not your husband.
	It's crazy.
	But this is why I think most Christians that talk nowadays are not Christian.
	They just say that because it sounds good, but reality is never really what they really believe because if you didn't believe that, you would try to follow God's words as much as possible and avoid...
	Certain things like this.
	But again, I think her whole...
	Take that and try to call you a fake Christian, man.
	Yeah.
	I'm pointing shit out.
	Nah, man.
	You gotta fight back.
	But honestly, I think in her case, she wanted to do a whole pivot, a rebrand.
	Which is smart.
	Hey, you know what?
	I've been a thought for so long.
	If I become a Christian, I'll have this whole new audience to talk to that loves me because I'm a reborn Christian.
	However, common sense tells people, hey, she's still doing his thoughtery.
	Behind closed doors or in plain sight but hidden.
	And people don't know this.
	Like, she used to make these faces and shit when she did porn.
	This is like her moniker.
	Those stills are crazy.
	Dude, I tweeted it.
	Look, show my shit.
	Which, by the way, these hoes never change.
	You were all fooled.
	And she used to do this shit when she did porn, by the way.
	This is like her moniker of being when she's a thot.
	So, I was like, bro, what the fuck, man?
	And Pearl was right the whole time when I put this up.
	Which, by the way, if you guys don't follow me on X, make sure you follow me on X, motherfuckers.
	Because I'd be cooking on there.
	I say a lot of stuff on there that I can't say on YouTube for obvious reasons.
	We're comedians.
	And I'm a lot more political on X as well, so go check that out on X. I reacted to a couple of things that Ye said.
	Imagine this being your wife, though.
	Bro, cooked!
	And you're a Christian.
	Bro, you know what's funny?
	Christian guy would go like this as your wife.
	He's an idiot.
	Don't mess, man.
	Bro.
	Greg, what do you think, bro?
	I'm thinking that the man should not be putting up with that, and he'd be like, yeah, if you do that, we're done.
	What are your thoughts, Greg, on guys getting with reformed promiscuous women?
	I think they're idiots.
	I don't know why they would do it.
	It makes no sense.
	You're just a loser at that point.
	Why would you lower your standards to that level?
	Maybe you've gotten so old, you don't have any money, you can't do anything.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	So even if she finds God or whatever...
	Still not worth it.
	Once she's been around, I mean, the changes in your neurochemistry, the brain synapses, it's changed.
	It's not going to be the same woman.
	As much as she says, you know, I'm done sleeping with 100 guys.
	I'm going to be good now.
	No.
	It's over.
	It's too late.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	So you think like her...
	What would you say?
	Because I know you studied the body quite a bit.
	Would you say the dopamine receptors are fried?
	Is it some other type of serotonin?
	Is there something else?
	I think like pair bonding, just being able to have a loving relationship with just that one person.
	I think if you've experienced 50 different guys in that way, you're not going to be able to give yourself to one guy and be with that man for, say, 40, 50 years.
	If you are in a marriage, it's not going to last that long.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	No, they found something like...
	Was it five or ten partners?
	I forget the exact number, but the divorce rates drop off or increase, excuse me.
	It's highly correlated.
	So, ladies, knowing these facts, what's your body count?
	I already said it on the previous podcast.
	I'm not going to say that.
	Oh, no, I forgot, nigga.
	Tell me again.
	No, no, no, no.
	Say it now.
	Below ten.
	Damn, man.
	Damn, it's so close.
	What's your body count?
	No comment.
	What?
	Damn, is that high?
	What's your what account?
	No, she's like zoning out.
	All right, man.
	She zoning out?
	And are people really going to be honest when that question's asked anyway?
	No, they're not really honest.
	I just wanted to put that in there.
	She's a part of what Greg said, because she knows Greg was set with some of the truth right now.
	So she was like, damn, Greg is spitting facts right now.
	So that's why she was still thinking.
	Oh, is that what it was?
	Was Chris right or was he wrong?
	At first, you know, when I ask questions to the girls, slow down a little bit, you know?
	The girls have to think about it and lie.
	Alright, Chris.
	Okay.
	Thanks, buddy.
	You're welcome, buddy.
	Best friends forever.
	Lambos and Mercedes.
	Let's go to chat, man.
	You guys have a strange relationship.
	Yeah, we do.
	Alright, we asked 457 girls about birth control.
	Oh, this is the stats.
	Okay, 379 said no.
	78 said yes.
	157 said they were once on it and stopped.
	Okay.
	We don't got the racial numbers though?
	That's pretty good though.
	Yeah, not bad.
	I just was wondering.
	The tech boy.
	It's BBC History 304. I want to introduce you to Mansa Musa, ruler of Mali from 1312 to 1337 CE. He's considered one of the richest individuals.
	He was actually the wealthiest man of all time.
	He was the wealthiest man.
	Mansa Musa was.
	Really?
	He threw off the economy of all the countries in Europe.
	He fucked up everybody.
	Wow.
	That's an actual fact.
	Who's up next?
	These pictures, bro.
	You guys with this shit.
	Send the asteroid.
	It says, hey, fellas.
	Not quite able to catch the stream live because I've got the weekend shift.
	Have to catch the upload in the morning.
	Fun experiments to show the ladies an idea of what kind of damage they do.
	Search up how many people have died from war and recorded human history.
	Then, search up the amount of aborted pregnancy has happened worldwide since the 1960s.
	Since that's around the time they were given sexual liberty.
	It's a little surprising.
	Bro, that's scary, bro.
	Yeah, it's really bad.
	What's the numbers?
	Way more.
	16 to 50 million?
	Somewhere up there.
	For the war or for the abortions?
	Abortions.
	It's insane.
	It's definitely over 15 million.
	Moe, can you do us a quick fact check there?
	Compare the two?
	People dead from war versus people aborted?
	This whole thing about depopulation, abortion was definitely in that plan.
	Bill Gates.
	Yeah.
	Y'all know who the founder of Planned Parenthood was?
	Who?
	It was like this old white...
	It was actually...
	I think she's...
	She was connected to Bill Gates.
	What's her name?
	It was like an old white lady.
	No, you have to search up the story about her.
	No, but she was doing some fucked up shit.
	No, no, no.
	What's her name?
	No, actually, no, I don't know the name off the top of my head.
	I can't remember her name.
	Edelson?
	No.
	Maybe Edelson?
	Yeah.
	But she was like, she was going after like black babies specifically.
	Damn.
	Our people?
	Yeah.
	What a bitch.
	Google up the amount of people dead from wars versus abortion and then who started Planned Parenthood.
	Who's up next?
	Damn.
	Question for ladies.
	What is something you wish you understood more about men and something you wish men understood more about women?
	This is actually a very good question.
	It is.
	We can start here.
	What is something you wish you understood more about men and something you wish men understood more about women?
	women.
	Margaret Sanger.
	Um, yeah.
	Margaret Sanger?
	Margaret Sanger, yeah.
	Okay, I got her real life.
	Um, I don't feel like there's anything I really need to understand I work with men all day.
	I listen to men all day.
	I understand a lot about them.
	Something I wish men understood more about women.
	I think it's more so just that our emotions definitely get in the way of our thinking.
	Just having to remember that sometimes we just aren't able to think logically.
	How do you think men should deal with that?
	Am I in early life?
	No.
	I think we should take your rights away.
	That's a good...
	Yo, that's a good question.
	I think we should take women's rights away to deal with that.
	It sounds men at a higher level.
	So this is actually a good one.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	I guess the way to assess it is just to assert reality until the situation's over.
	Because if you cave in to delusions, then we get where we're at now.
	Okay, I see what you're saying there.
	It's about taking that leadership of stop.
	Because men are supposed to be able to limit their emotional...
	You're saying don't react to it, just be a rock.
	What are your thoughts on repealing the 19th Amendment and just taking women's rights altogether?
	I'm not going to lie, some women show me why women didn't used to have voting rights.
	They took this woman out to where the Taliban was one time, and she said, oh yeah, democracy, like women voting.
	Bro, they started laughing at her.
	They laughed, they laughed.
	Is that that clip?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that shit was lit.
	Wait, you watch the show?
	No, I just, I love politics.
	I studied politics.
	I went to school, I went to University of Houston for political science.
	Wow.
	I'm actually impressed.
	Yeah.
	You got your best degree or no?
	No, I stopped after three years because I didn't want to be a cog in the machine.
	I was just like, I can do this on my own timing.
	She's based, man.
	She's woke, man.
	Super based.
	Well, she's based, not woke.
	Alright.
	Yeah, not woke.
	We're on YouTube.
	I would ask another question, but never mind.
	We're comedians.
	Thank God.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Why a guy would want a baddie instead of a good girl?
	I don't know what you're reading, but...
	What's something you wish you could understand more about men?
	I don't really have experience, but trying to get into a relationship, a lot of guys want baddies instead of an actual good person.
	So I want to understand why they would like a baddie.
	She's pretty too, and the good girl, she's pretty as well, but...
	Why do you want a baddie and not a good girl?
	Bad men will have an avoidance attachment style.
	I would stay away from them.
	Go for a man who's secure.
	So that's kind of a way of filtering out the bad guys from what you would want if you want a relationship.
	Don't go for those guys.
	They're filtering themselves out for you.
	They're doing you a favor by saying that.
	Yeah.
	Greg, come on, man.
	Come on, Greg.
	Come on, Chad.
	Speak the truth.
	I mean, like, yeah.
	If they don't have the ability to understand, like, a lot of times these baddies are not necessarily good long-term partners, then, yeah, maybe that's not the guy.
	If you're looking for a baddie, you're looking for short-term.
	You're not looking for a wife.
	Fair enough.
	I'm not a baddie here or there.
	But you're not looking for a wife.
	You're looking for a good time.
	Good night.
	Greg we get it Greg is supposed to Alright Miss Miss Laus What are your thoughts?
	Something you wish you understood more about men, and then something you wish men understood more about women.
	So I feel like the older I get, understanding men is becoming more, a little bit easier, I would say.
	Just because...
	But what's one thing you wish you understood more about them?
	It could be like, why the hell do they not put the toilet seat down?
	It could be something like that.
	It's the lying.
	I feel like it's the lying.
	To me, I feel like you can definitely be honest or at least tell me about what's going on or give me the choice.
	When you've dealt with the lying, what is the topic of lying mostly?
	Why do they lie?
	What is the lie mostly about?
	Cheating, gross.
	Like, why they got other bitches?
	Okay, so it's strictly infidelity.
	The black girl.
	I can answer that one for you.
	I think it's because most men don't carry the ability to tell a girl that I want multiple women.
	So they have to lie.
	Yeah.
	And most girls can't handle it.
	They don't want to disappoint you.
	But you should give me the choice.
	Or lose you.
	They're not going to do that.
	But see, that's why.
	Because if they tell you the truth, you might leave.
	Yeah.
	They don't want that.
	Yeah.
	It's selfish, but it's...
	You really...
	What I've learned is like, you know...
	A man's status and income dictates how honest he could be with you.
	So, like, the more options he has, the more he could afford to be like, yo, look, I want other women.
	Are you going to stick it out or not?
	But most guys don't have that leverage in relationships that most guys get girls by the skin of their teeth.
	So, therefore, they have to lie.
	So, but let's be honest here.
	If you were the guy and he told you, I want to have other chicks, you probably would not date him, right?
	Yeah.
	Being real here.
	He'd have to be a multi-millionaire probably for you to even engage in that, right?
	You're right.
	You like girls or no?
	I just got out of like a poly-ish type of deal.
	So who broke it up then, you or him?
	Me.
	Why'd you break it up?
	More happy?
	No, I just don't like being talked to crazy.
	Oh, she wasn't the main girl?
	She wasn't the main girl, bro.
	You were the second one, right?
	I was the second one.
	You were the second one, right?
	Yeah, so you didn't feel like you got that respect from him.
	Yeah, I just don't.
	Who talks to you crazy?
	The other chick or him?
	Him.
	Damn.
	Me and the other chick, we're cool.
	Relationship's good.
	Did he have a lot of money?
	Yeah.
	What was the earning per year, roughly?
	I would assume so.
	I've seen it.
	He did good.
	What car did he drive?
	Charger.
	It was a Porsche.
	It depends.
	It might be a 911, maybe?
	I'm kidding, bro.
	But honestly, not.
	Porsche.
	And remember, this is, I'm assuming, in Georgia?
	Georgia.
	Miami?
	It's in Charlotte.
	Oh, Charlotte.
	Okay, yeah, okay.
	Charlotte, bro.
	And he was black, right?
	What did he do for a living?
	Was it a Porsche Boxster?
	I don't want to expose him to me.
	He's all weed, man.
	He's a drug dealer.
	Listen, Porsche's a great car.
	I'm not gonna lie, but here in Miami, I was like, alright, you know, you can't afford, like, high shit.
	Yeah, I see, yeah.
	But no, that's because this is, yeah, the Olympics of this shit.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so the lying, I guess, like...
	Yeah, it is honest.
	But he was honest with you from the beginning, right?
	Yeah.
	What did he lie?
	What did this guy lie about then?
	Or did he not lie?
	I just feel like if you're fucking bitches and you're telling us, like, hey, we're gonna go meet bitches, whatever, whatever, but you go do it behind...
	Oh, so he lied about other girls on top of you two.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's what pissed you off.
	Yeah, when you can be honest about it, like, we knew he was talking to people.
	We knew people wanted him.
	Yeah, but you can't handle the truth, though, so that's why he lied.
	Did he lie?
	Like, I was straight up just asking him, like, are you doing X, Y, Z, and he would lie, or he just wouldn't tell you?
	He was, we asked him, hey, are you doing X, Y, Z? But there was proof in the pudding, like, we've seen it.
	Oh, definitely, he was in the pudding.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Alright, what about you?
	What the?
	Chris, don't...
	I mean, it's wet, bro.
	It's wet, bro.
	It's wet, bro.
	What the fuck?
	All right, go ahead.
	Sorry.
	One thing you wish you understood more about men and one thing you wish maybe men understood more about women.
	I wish I understood more why is it so hard for men to tap into their...
	Why is it so hard for men to tap into their emotions?
	Or more so...
	Intelligence.
	Yeah, but more so, like, show it.
	Alright, and then what do you wish the other way around, men understood more about women?
	The same that she did.
	Why do you lie?
	No, her.
	I'm sorry.
	I forgot your name.
	Which was what?
	Which was for them to understand our emotions more.
	I mean, they're not going to understand it.
	They will never understand it, but try.
	Dang.
	Nah, they'll never understand it.
	It's more so dealing with it.
	It's not a deal with you.
	They're not going to understand it.
	Okay, deal with it.
	I understand.
	What are your thoughts on that, Greg?
	So you wish men understood more how to deal with you when you're PMSing, and then you wish that men were more emotional?
	How dare you?
	Not that they're more emotional, but like, you know what you're feeling.
	Why are you trying to manipulate and gaslight a situation when, you know, you really just...
	Wait a minute, who hurt you?
	This guy.
	Greg, do you have anything on that?
	Emotional damage!
	Like, a woman teaches a man how they're going to be, how they're going to act in the future.
	I got you bro, since 1800, more than 37 million people worldwide have died while actively fighting an estimated 63 million abortions have been performed in the United States since 1973. Okay, 37 million died in wars while 63 million died in abortions.
	Okay, sorry.
	Go ahead, Greg.
	My bad.
	It was a TTS that came in.
	Yeah, women teach men how to behave.
	So if a man's emotional, he brings up an emotion or cries or whatever, and it's like they'll shut him down or make fun of him or tease him or dump him for being honest, then he's going to be like, oh, well, that's the last time I bring that emotion up.
	That's the last time I say my feelings because it didn't work out last time.
	You are raised to be the way you should be to get the best out of life.
	And so the only you get, the more you understand what to do.
	They definitely use it against you.
	That's why you cry, bitch-ass nigga!
	Yep.
	Especially in New York girls.
	When you're happy...
	Pussy!
	...is good.
	Yeah.
	When they're mad...
	They use it against you.
	Oh, nigga, I remember that last time.
	Pussy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we tell guys never to be vulnerable with women, bro.
	Don't.
	Alright.
	I was gonna say something else, but fuck it.
	Alright, go ahead.
	What about you?
	One thing you wish men knew more about women and vice versa?
	One thing I wish I understood about men is like...
	He kind of just cleared it out because I was gonna ask why is it difficult for men to become...
	Emotionally vulnerable with their partner that they have built that relationship with.
	And then one thing I wish men understood about women is that we're emotionally wired.
	Chris.
	So pretty much the same thing.
	Yeah.
	So you kind of covered it up, but what about for those women that do create a safe space for their partner to be emotional with them?
	Yeah, he's called it the pass.
	If ten times you've tried it and it's been bad nine out of ten times, you're kind of like, okay, well, what is the benefit?
	It's too risky.
	So if they put themselves out there, they're like, there's a great chance it's not going to go good for me.
	So even though you might be the kind of girl that would be great with that, the men's previous experiences hasn't gone well.
	Yeah.
	It's a gamble.
	It's going to take a long time to build that trust, and I would do it slowly.
	We'll start, like, progressive overload.
	We'll start with, like, small things, and then if you treat them well and what they tell you about on these small things, they'll tell you a bit more and a bit more and a bit more, but if you ever judge them or go hard on them, they'll never do it.
	They'll be like, okay, she just taught me.
	I'm never bringing it up again.
	It's a big gamble.
	Taking that risk.
	Yeah.
	Okay, and for you?
	Mine is a little bit of a different perspective.
	It's more just for men.
	It's not, like, relationship stuff.
	For men...
	So I do a lot of business with men, but their first intention is to try to talk to me, have sex with me.
	No way!
	I just want to know why.
	Really?
	Why can't we network and be business partners or friends?
	Like, I feel like I have so much to bring to the table.
	But every single guy come across as doing what I'm doing, he just wants to talk.
	Like, talking that other way.
	I don't want to do that.
	I just want to work.
	So, like, why is it, like, I see her.
	And I want to be friends with her.
	Men are always going to be physical creatures.
	I can't...
	I'd say probably one out of five clients I have try to fuck me.
	And you just have to shut that shit in.
	It just is what it is.
	You're a beautiful woman.
	I can go about being around five millionaires and be cool.
	I don't want to fuck one of you, but they can't be around five girls and be like, she's smart, let me get business with her.
	I don't understand that.
	No, they'll start it off as business, and then after five days of business, then it's different.
	That's the thing.
	I've never had them started off as business.
	Oh, you see this one?
	It's the shotgun effect.
	So men have get shot down and rejected so many times.
	So you have to just put your feelers out everywhere.
	Every girl you talk to, you try to have sex with, and then maybe one out of ten will do it back.
	Women, you snap their finger in their DMs.
	You can all enter your phone, all have sex tonight with five guys tonight.
	I'm a famous multi-millionaire, millions of followers.
	It would still be hard for me to get multiple women to come over and have sex with me.
	But in the opposite end, a two out of ten girl get multiple guys, and so the guys are just trying really hard.
	That's how they do it.
	Catch a net, throw the net out there, and they'll hope to catch something.
	That's what guys are doing.
	Yeah, and in business, I would say this as well about women and men.
	Just like men and women can't be friends, I think in business it's more like, alright, you're here in my industry, but I'm the man.
	So, out of respect for you, I'll be cordial, but deep down, I just want to smash.
	That's exactly how it is.
	I actually have a male business partner, and that's kind of how it...
	No shade to him.
	I hope he doesn't see this.
	But that's how it started off.
	Like, not genuine at all.
	It's part of the game.
	That's sad.
	You guys should change that.
	You just gotta use it to your advantage.
	It's not gonna change.
	You just gotta use it to your advantage.
	See, that's smart.
	Because she understands the marketplace, but if you use it to your advantage, play the game, turn away.
	And boundaries.
	Just keep your boundaries and use it to your advantage.
	That's all you have to do.
	Yeah, don't be Joy Taylor.
	That was a huge L. Don't be her.
	Alright, what's next one?
	Bills?
	And then we'll do questions next and close out eventually.
	Umami says, ladies, I promise feminism is a lie.
	We all would love to stay in the kitchen making sandwiches.
	Let's stop lying to ourselves.
	Anyway, because they like this question, what year make a model of car do you have?
	Oh, this is great.
	It's a great one here.
	So what year make a model of car do you drive?
	I don't drive.
	I live in the city in Houston.
	Interesting.
	You?
	I don't drive.
	I don't have my license.
	What about you?
	I'm living very simple.
	I drive a two-door, like, 2004 Honda Coupe.
	That's the Asian way.
	Swear.
	A 2024 Honda Accord.
	Typical Puerto Rican car.
	Don't even got a car.
	I don't even got a car.
	2022 Audi.
	It's so funny to me because, like, I love cars.
	I understand cars so well.
	And they say this in real time, but it's true because...
	Well, Korky Drags kind of dictates where you're at in life and who you are.
	And you know what's the worst part about a girl with a car?
	That's like a thought.
	Nissan Altima.
	I don't know what it is, but the Nissan Altima is the trademark of hoes, bro.
	And it's always dirty.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Or Kia Soul.
	And it's always speeding.
	Always.
	Thank you!
	You understand this.
	It's wild, though.
	Alright.
	Cool.
	And guys, do me a favor.
	So I'm going to do you guys a favor.
	We're not going to cut to Rumble.
	We'll keep the stream live on both.
	But do me a sob, guys.
	If you're watching on Rumble, I'd really appreciate it.
	If you open up a tab on YouTube, like the video, let it play in the background.
	Obviously, I know a lot of you guys like to watch on Rumble because Rumble is better anyway and the quality is better.
	But we want to get the normies over to join the Fresh Fit cult.
	So we need them to find the video.
	So for that to happen, guys, do me a favor.
	It's not a cult.
	It is a community of people that are successful and being successful.
	By the way, Greg, what car do you drive?
	My favorite would be the 720 McLaren.
	Sheesh!
	Oh, sheesh.
	My favorite for sure.
	What's your daily?
	In the winter, it's a Mercedes, the AMG, GT63S, and then the Urus I drive in the summer.
	I just sold a G-Wagon.
	Didn't like that one.
	It's like driving a bus.
	I love G-Wagon.
	The stereo's cool.
	It sounds like a gangster rapper or something.
	Like, it's cool to just, like, I don't know, but it doesn't handle well.
	I didn't like the Urus at all.
	It's kind of boring.
	I love the Uris.
	Really?
	It sounds sick.
	Alright.
	There you go.
	Alright.
	My bad.
	I meant to say the OSS cult, guys.
	There we go.
	But guys, open up a tab on YouTube.
	If you're watching a rumble, open up a tab.
	Open it up on YouTube.
	We'll put the link right now in the chat for you guys.
	We're going to stay live on all the platforms.
	Just keep it nice and simple and blow this thing up.
	And then I got the girls' questions here.
	Obviously, guys, you know, Greg has got some stuff to do, so we're not going to go like a super, super long show as usual.
	You know, we'll get this thing wrapped up here pretty soon.
	And the ladies as well.
	Yeah.
	What did you want to do?
	Questions?
	We'll do this last one and then we'll do the questions.
	All right.
	MrB93 says, Fresh, I hope tonight you got the best of both worlds.
	Black and Asian.
	Blasian in the room.
	Right next to you, shoot your shots.
	Ayo, Blasian, stop capping.
	Anyway, ladies, name three countries.
	Alright, so these questions are from the ladies directly to us, all the guys on the panel.
	That was you, huh?
	That was not me.
	I just saw the word fart.
	Okay, this question is very...
	We should let Greg answer them.
	No, no, for sure.
	Greg is a special guest.
	These are questions from the girls, Greg, that they wrote before the show.
	If she's asleep and farts in her sleep, do you tell her?
	Absolutely.
	Or wait until she brings it up.
	Oh, you tell her for sure.
	Try to embarrass her.
	If you don't have that relationship, it's not going to work out.
	Who wrote this question?
	Of course you did.
	Okay, okay.
	That's funny.
	What?
	I mean...
	That was dirty.
	Why do men set mad...
	Okay, why do men get mad when they want a threesome and their girl brings another guy?
	You're what?
	Because we're not bisexual?
	Why would we want that?
	You're going to be a cuck?
	No.
	It's immediately no.
	That was you, huh?
	That was me.
	I didn't get to write a question.
	That was me.
	I don't accept that answer.
	I mean...
	That's not...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Why is it making me upset when a woman wants a threesome with another man?
	Because I ain't sucking a dick.
	What the hell?
	Are you kidding me?
	I just never understood, like...
	Why we wouldn't want to be with another man?
	Watching another man...
	She doesn't have to.
	She can if she wants to.
	Why would a man want to be with another man?
	I mean, y'all want threesome.
	It's not the thought of another man.
	It's the thought of two women at the same time.
	It's not, oh, I just want three of us in bed at the same time.
	It's like, I want two girls and me.
	I don't want another man there.
	But that's a train, though.
	See, that's a train.
	See, you're talking about a train.
	See, that's the problem.
	Choo-choo, bitch.
	That's a train.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Aren't you still a virgin?
	Yeah, fuck you, Greg!
	Okay, I'm pregnant!
	I'm pregnant!
	No, no, no, man, man.
	There's two men going down on her at the same time, and I'll just...
	You all only did a quick Google search.
	The real numbers are...
	In all recorded human history, roughly 1.32 billion of AB were casualties of war.
	This includes innocent people that get caught up in the mess.
	The amount of aborted kids since 1960 is 1.76B. Yep.
	Alright, interesting.
	Wow.
	You know what's funny?
	What?
	That doesn't include sex on birth control.
	Or anal.
	Yeah.
	That's scary to know.
	Or condoms.
	Yeah, who knows?
	Chris, do you use condoms?
	Yes, I do.
	Oh, shit.
	Fresh don't.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Fresh don't.
	Of course they do, bro.
	No, no, Fresh.
	Yeah, I mean, we've heard stories, man.
	Come on, man.
	How about what?
	Fresh.
	You said recently.
	Well, not recently, but way back in the days.
	Like, your stories.
	So, it's cool, man.
	How about what?
	It takes the feeling away.
	You're my dog, bud.
	Bro, that's weird.
	I will clap for you.
	What?
	Why are you clapping?
	This nigga slow, bro.
	You told stories on air, bro, so I ain't saying shit, bro.
	Let's get to 3,000 likes, ninjas.
	Can men tell they fuck with someone within the first 10 minutes?
	Yes.
	Can men what?
	Okay, this is like new age jargon.
	Okay.
	So the answer to the question is, can men in real time have to meet somebody for the first 10 minutes?
	Tell if they like them already or not.
	Can a man tell if he likes a girl in 10 minutes?
	Yeah.
	10 seconds.
	Okay.
	It's all based on looks.
	You don't even need to meet them.
	Do you have a hot picture?
	Yes.
	That's how men do it with girls.
	Later, personality comes into play.
	It's all looks at the start.
	Alright.
	What are the biggest red flags in a woman?
	Biggest red flags would be a high body count.
	Not having a parent involved in raising them.
	Those are two big ones.
	Only wanting you for money.
	Yeah.
	Traveling.
	I don't mind traveling.
	By herself, though.
	If she likes to travel on her own?
	Yeah.
	Oh, if she's asking to go on girls trips, it's an immediate no.
	Okay.
	But why, though?
	Because I have a history of dating certain...
	I can't talk about it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What makes a man want to get married to a woman?
	Ooh.
	I believe that the only answer would be wanting to have kids.
	If you want to have kids, then I think you should have that marriage because you're going to have to raise these kids for life.
	If you don't want to have kids, then it doesn't make sense.
	Do men like Amazon position?
	Is it a low-key kink?
	What is that?
	Amazon positions.
	And I'm an expert, nigga.
	What the fuck is this?
	Amazon position?
	Who wrote this?
	Amazing!
	No.
	No, Amazon!
	It was you?
	Do you know what that is?
	What is that?
	You don't know what it is?
	No.
	Can you show us?
	We don't know what it is!
	She showed me, and it was quite something, yeah.
	Wait, what?
	She showed me in the back.
	Can you show us in the front?
	Can you show us in the front?
	We don't know what you're saying.
	Do you want to explain it?
	What percentage of people?
	Look that up on ChatGBT.
	How many men know what that position is?
	A man laying on his back with his legs up, and she's on top of him, basically.
	Like, riding him.
	Oh, that's, um...
	Is it a cowboy?
	Oh.
	Yes, yes.
	How?
	Reverse cowboy.
	Yeah, I wouldn't be that flexible in that area, so I wouldn't be able to get it back that way, that far.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Sorry.
	I never did that shit.
	Myron, you know about that?
	No.
	I am nothing there.
	Okay, she's a kinky one.
	Falls in the land of being Asian.
	Alright.
	Ugly face, pretty toes, or ugly toes, pretty face.
	Ugly toes, pretty face.
	By far.
	I don't care what kind of toes she got.
	I'm not a feet guy.
	I've always thought feet were weird.
	I don't look at girls' feet.
	You know, she has nice toes, great, but I'm not gonna be there like, oh, let me look at your feet.
	There's some guys that really like that shit, though.
	Yeah, like, feet fetishes.
	Yeah, give me feet pictures.
	That's strange.
	Are they seeing, like, toes?
	Some guys pay for that shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they were...
	I didn't want my feet all in the chat.
	They're done, but I just didn't want them all in.
	You know, chat feet are crazy.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah, that's pretty simple.
	And then last two here.
	Let's see, we have...
	Did she cheat the system if the only other guy popped the cherry?
	Again.
	Did you cheat the system if the only other guy popped the cherry?
	Is that saying like they have like two bodies?
	I don't understand this.
	Did you cheat the system?
	Popping the cherry is like when a dick goes in and it goes into the point where like you've lost your virginity.
	So, did you cheat the system?
	Yeah, but I said, you know too much about this shit.
	I've never popped a cherry.
	I didn't look that question.
	I don't know what they mean.
	Who wrote this?
	She's from Detroit.
	You?
	It was you, huh?
	Okay, what does this mean, nigga?
	Because that one sounds...
	Translate.
	So, let's say, like, this girl, she has, like, sex, right?
	For the first time?
	But nothing happened.
	But then, like, the second guy, it happened.
	Like, she popped her cherry.
	So the guy is so small, he didn't pop the cherry, and the second guy did?
	She means, like, the blood?
	You mean?
	It was just a tip.
	Wait, what?
	Ooh!
	Yo, wait, what?
	That's a very descriptive question.
	I don't understand.
	Are you trying to say, does the first body count since technically you didn't bleed?
	Yeah.
	Oh, the hymen.
	Yeah.
	So the answer is, you're not a virgin, so that's two bodies.
	That's the answer that would Google.
	Is that you?
	Timmy, Timmy.
	I don't know.
	I guess, yeah.
	I had to think about it.
	yeah blood of course it is blood blood yeah most of them yeah okay all right what else we got oh Last one here.
	Who's your favorite artist and what song slash playlist?
	Question mark.
	All right.
	I'd say probably Kendrick Lamar and Drake.
	Drake!
	They're enemies!
	I know, which makes it really interesting.
	Okay.
	But let's use this strike back-to-back.
	Not like us?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So fair enough.
	Okay.
	You've got to choose, though, Greg, because you're under your Canadian.
	Oh, shit.
	Kendrick or Drake, who'd you choose?
	It was Drake and probably Kendrick now.
	No.
	Damn, you turned to the dark side, bro.
	Perhaps.
	Light-skinned niggas unite.
	Alright.
	Favorite artist?
	Pop Smoke?
	Nah, I mean, I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock right now, man, recently.
	Don't stop.
	This is a big artist?
	In 80s?
	I mean, I'm saying I've been listening to that recently.
	I mean, I've been listening to, like, a lot of Guns N' Roses and shit.
	And hip-hop?
	Hip-hop.
	Pop Smoke and Fabio Foreign.
	No, nigga.
	Shut your fat ass up, man.
	I always want to be involved in the conversation.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut your fat ass up, nigga.
	Bro, that's his favorite song.
	Nah, man.
	I like Fabulous, man.
	I mean, Diplomats, older shit, if I'm gonna go with hip-hop, yeah.
	You know who I like now, randomly?
	What?
	Emily Chopper.
	Yo, I kid you not, bro.
	His songs are so energetic.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Bro, it's sus, man.
	But they're sexual as hell.
	Extremely sus.
	And I'm a nigga, so I love that shit.
	Okay.
	Pause.
	Tell the girls.
	Let's move on, bro.
	What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
	I'm just saying, bro.
	It's energetic.
	Wait.
	You know what?
	Ask Bills.
	Bills?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh yeah, Bills, go ahead, bro.
	My favorite artist?
	Yep, yep.
	You do music, man.
	Kanye West.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you know I like Kanye West a lot, too.
	All right, Mo.
	Especially now.
	Usher.
	Since you want to answer everybody.
	Usher.
	The fuck?
	I'm an R&B guy.
	I'm an R&B guy.
	Usher.
	Alright, nigga.
	The water helix blood.
	Shout out to my boy Quick Slap and Falco Punch, ladies.
	Think about this.
	How many of you go to the gym?
	Why do women never self-improve lazy fucks?
	Damn, bro.
	Goddamn.
	All right.
	Don't mind it.
	Let me just see you.
	All right.
	Incel behavior.
	Nigga, who's that?
	Who that, Fresh?
	No, nigga.
	That's you.
	All right.
	Wait.
	After the last show, don't make the same mistake tonight.
	Alright, everybody hates Chris.
	Ain't nothing like Friday and some drama.
	Ladies, if you saw your girl's best friend's man cheating on her, are you snitching or are you staying out of it?
	Mind you, we don't snitch over here.
	We mind our business and we don't judge.
	We're not minding fresh as Craig and Dana.
	Wait, wait.
	Yo, yo, that Photoshop is on point.
	Hold on to you, man.
	You got nothing to fuck out.
	What's up next?
	Don't laugh.
	I meant to mix girls with curly hair, but giving the information mine has taught me I might get a Sophie low-key.
	Okay?
	Bro, what?
	I don't know.
	Fresh!
	What the hell?
	Blank, blank.
	You're adding blank buffet tonight.
	All kinds of flavors that Latina got stung by a bee and tried to camouflage.
	Ladies, which of the men in the studio will you go on a date with?
	Blasian?
	Thing I see too from iron is your competition.
	What?
	What?
	Come on, man.
	MrB93, I think he wants to know which...
	Alright, bro, we'll just move on.
	Anything else?
	Okay.
	Miss Puerto Rico, let me give you an example of how men are superior to women.
	Did you know that a couple of days ago, the President of the United States signed an executive order banning men pretending to be women from female sports?
	Why, you may ask?
	Because biological females were getting crushed by Transformers.
	Mind you, these were men who were average in the men's division sports.
	Imagine what a Tier 1 male athlete would do in women's sports.
	Think about that.
	Shout out to my fellas.
	See you guys.
	See you dudes.
	The 22nd shout out to Greg as well.
	Shout out to you men.
	Don't forget, guys.
	Join in.
	GBS, can we get Greg to do a natty or not on these chicks tits?
	Greg, do you think any girls here have any work done on their titties?
	It looks all pretty natural from what I'm seeing.
	All natty?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	Has anyone here gotten work done on their titties?
	Don't lie.
	Or ass or lips in total?
	Detroit?
	No.
	Don't lie.
	Lip fillers and stuff?
	I got a little bit on my lips.
	I think there's some lip fillers.
	Okay.
	I got one milliliter.
	All titties, though, are real on the panel.
	All right.
	I'm a man of God.
	I hate it from the back, passionately, for at least one hour straight.
	That'd be fresh, ladies.
	You're funny, dude.
	For one hour straight from the back.
	I don't know why that makes you a man of God, but okay.
	I appreciate that.
	Anything else?
	So anyway, guys, we're going to wrap up here because obviously, you know, we got Greg in the house.
	He's an early riser.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your last thoughts on the show.
	Hate it, I love it.
	Check Ye's Twitter right now.
	I'll look after the show.
	Fresh updates.
	I'll look after the show.
	Thoughts on the show?
	Hate it, I love it.
	How was the show for you?
	I liked it.
	It was nice.
	Awesome.
	Yeah, everybody was cool.
	You seem pretty based, though, so that's a good thing, too.
	Or, you know what?
	Ladies, what have you heard before the show?
	I actually know about this show from another YouTuber that you don't like.
	Oh, so you found us through a hater?
	Yeah.
	Nice!
	The haters make us stronger, man.
	They do.
	With their energy.
	But go ahead, you want to know?
	No, no, no.
	He don't want to know.
	Apostate prophet.
	Who the fuck is that?
	You know who that is?
	No.
	Apostate prophet?
	Is that nigga?
	Some bum ass nigga in Idaho?
	That's a fitting name for a hater, bro.
	Apostate prophet?
	No, apostasy is like when you leave a religion.
	I mean, he's...
	A prostate...
	Man, he's like...
	Same shit, bro.
	Same shit, bro.
	Sorry, I'm so lost.
	So like you found us through a video of him talking shit about us.
	Well, that's how I know about y'all.
	Okay.
	So he made a video talking shit about us.
	And then did you start, then from that point forward, how'd you go with it?
	Did you see some of the content?
	I just see clips every now and then.
	I never really like watched a video.
	And then my other friend was telling me when I came to Miami, he was like, you should go on the podcast because you're based.
	And I was like...
	It's like I could.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I made it here.
	So a hater literally put you on to us?
	Basically.
	Half a half.
	Yeah.
	Thank you for coming, by the way.
	I knew it from both sides.
	You're cool.
	From somebody who loved y'all, from somebody who hated y'all.
	Okay.
	But the hater put you on to us first.
	That was the first time I heard of y'all, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I was at a concert.
	The girl was like, are you fresh?
	Coconuts and Barbados?
	I was like...
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, but she found me from...
	She saw you?
	From H3, probably.
	H3, yeah.
	She's like, oh, I'm a fan.
	Take a photo.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	Alright, cool.
	What about you, though?
	I had fun.
	Crikey.
	Alright.
	Someone said he's an ex-Muslim YouTuber?
	Oh, yeah, you already know that nigga cooked.
	Alright.
	Wait, what'd you say?
	I had fun, even though y'all called me Hunter.
	But I'm not a Gators fan, though.
	Oh.
	All right.
	Good one.
	All right.
	I keep my joke.
	Apparently delivered, but it was a joke.
	All right.
	Hey, guys.
	Let's hit 3,000 likes for the other show, man.
	Dude, nigga, solid, man.
	We got, like, what?
	11,000 of you guys in here?
	Guys, like the video.
	Let's hit 3,000 likes before we end this thing.
	Do it for...
	Bro, we're not switching to Rumble.
	Come on, man.
	Good for us, man.
	Come on, man.
	Go ahead.
	What about you?
	Sorry, yeah.
	Thoughts on the show?
	Yeah, thoughts on the show and what you heard about as good and bad before you came on.
	You can be honest.
	Thoughts on the show?
	It was great, actually.
	Thank you for the experience and the opportunity.
	Before the show...
	Your two friends flaked, so shout out to you for coming on because your two friends are fucking...
	Hey, I don't know, man, but shout out to you.
	No, no, no, no, but she said, yo, I have two girls coming on and all of a sudden it's like, your friend was like, oh, can I bring a man to the studio?
	I was like, nah.
	And then you actually showed up.
	You're like, you know what?
	I'm showing up because my friends want to, you know, do some bullshit with some guy that...
	That's hating on the podcast.
	Oh, it's a hater?
	He's an imp, bro.
	Whatever, man.
	It's fine, bro.
	Correct?
	It's a no.
	Not a hater.
	There's stuff going on.
	There's stuff going on.
	Hey, I'm here, so we're good.
	Thank you for coming.
	What about you?
	Like the video, guys.
	3,000.
	Let's hit it.
	I had a great time.
	Thank you guys for inviting me here.
	Dr. Cal!
	I've never heard of you guys before.
	Last night, my cousin Banks.
	Banks?
	Yeah, Banks, the CEO, he knows Detox.
	I got me.
	Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yo, uh, Bills, can I see the chat?
	Castle Club?
	No.
	It's not that one.
	We're on YouTube.
	Okay, you're right.
	Sorry, continue on.
	It was a very interesting conversation.
	Alright.
	So you found out about us yesterday?
	Yeah.
	My cousin said, you flying in, you want to do this?
	I said, sure, why not?
	Cool.
	They were coming.
	Well.
	It was chill.
	I always like being on, you know, fun experience.
	I didn't really hear about you guys, but like.
	You don't comment.
	Alright.
	I had a cool time.
	It was a cool conversation.
	I have never heard of this.
	I just moved to Miami, so I've been doing a lot of shit on some, like, whatever.
	So when she came up to me at the mall two hours ago, I was like, let's do it.
	Talk about it, man.
	I live across the street, so what's the worst that could happen?
	I know people that live in the building, so if anything happens...
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	I know, I know.
	That's what I was thinking.
	Like, what could go wrong?
	I should be good.
	So I just came, and I had a good time.
	Oh, you came?
	Oh.
	Oh, you ate there.
	Oh my god.
	I mean, what a perv.
	I ate there?
	Okay, cool.
	Alright.
	Alright, anything else?
	Oh no, Greg!
	Where can I find your brother?
	And what's new?
	Find me on Instagram, Greg Doucette, IFBB Pro.
	Greg Doucette on YouTube.
	Greg Doucette, Billy Billy.
	Greg Doucette, Snapchat.
	I thought it was a great...
	What do we call this?
	A podcast?
	Yeah.
	I was more concerned that she would be nervous about the girls.
	The girls seemed pretty normal to me.
	So, I was impressed.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we didn't have a crazy panel like other times.
	Did he do good or no?
	He did good?
	Yeah.
	She's not dumping me yet.
	Yeah.
	She said he always does good.
	Awesome.
	All right, cool.
	So, guys, I hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
	Get Greg's cookbooks.
	He has a bunch of stuff.
	And you'll be seeing Greg around a little bit more, man.
	Every time he comes to Miami, we'll make sure we have him on the pod.
	He's not free!
	Guys, if you're a 22nd event, make sure to get in there, man.
	If you're a member of regular Cast Club, RSVP there.
	If you're a member of Cast Club Premium, RSVP there.
	If you're a Cast Club Premium member, you get to stay at the whole event absolutely free.
	And after the party is going to be after the event.
	Only Miami.
	Yachts, girls, food.
	Let's go.
	Get on the list now, guys, because we don't have...
	Get on the list now, guys, because we don't have that many spots left.
	And then the party, we don't have...
	I think we got like 10 tickets left or something like that.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	What happened?
	- Chris? - You're gonna love me. - We're good?
	Other than that, guys, love you guys.
	Get in the event.
	I'll be back live on Sunday, FedReacts, 5 p.m.
	We'll cover some criminal case.
	And yeah, all the girls in the comments are below.
	Make sure to go check out Greg Doucette.

▲